Wednesday, June 20, 2018

Mulan subtitles

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-(BIRD SCREECHING)
-(GROANS)
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(SCREECHING)
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(OBJECT THRUSTING)
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(SHUDDERS)
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We're under attack! Light the signal!
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-(GASPS)
-(GRUNTS)
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(PANTING)
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(GASPS)
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(PEOPLE SHOUTING IN DISTANCE)
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MAN: Light the fire now!
Light the signal!
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Now all of China knows you're here.
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(FALCON SCREECHES)
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Perfect.
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Your Majesty, the Huns have
crossed our northern border.
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Impossible.
No one can get through the Great Wall.
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Shan-Yu is leading them.
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We'll set up defenses
around your palace immediately.
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No. Send your troops
to protect my people. Chi Fu.
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Yes, Your Highness?
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Deliver conscription notices
throughout all the provinces.
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Call up reserves
and as many new recruits as possible.
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Forgive me, Your Majesty,
but I believe my troops can stop him.
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I won't take any chances, General.
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A single grain of rice can tip the scale.
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One man may be the difference
between victory and defeat.
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MULAN: "Quiet and demure.
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"Graceful. Polite.
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"Delicate.
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"Refined. Poised.
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"Punctual."
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(CROWING)
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Ai-yah!
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Little brother!
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(BLOWING) Little brother.
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-Ah!
-(SNORING)
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There you are.
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Who's the smartest doggy in the world?
Come on, smart boy.
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Can you help me with my chores today?
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(GROWLS)
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(BARKING)
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(WHIMPERS)
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(BARKING)
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(CACKLING)
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(NICKERS)
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(CONTINUES BARKING)
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Honorable ancestors,
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please help Mulan impress
the Matchmaker today.
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(BARKING)
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(CACKLING)
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Please.
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Please help her.
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(WHIMPERING)
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(BARKING)
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(GROWLS)
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Father, I brought your... Whoa!
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-Mulan.
-I brought a spare.
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Mulan.
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Remember, the doctor said
three cups of tea in the morning...
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-Mulan.
-And three at night.
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Mulan, you should already be in town.
We are counting on you...
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To uphold the family honor.
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Don't worry, Father.
I won't let you down.
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-Wish me luck.
-Hurry!
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I'm going to pray some more.
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Fa Li, is your daughter here yet?
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The Matchmaker
is not a patient woman.
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Of all days to be late... I should have
prayed to the ancestors for luck.
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How lucky can they be? They're dead.
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Besides, I've got all the luck we'll need.
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(TWITTERS)
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This is your chance to prove yourself.
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Grandma, no!
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-(PEOPLE SHOUTING)
-(ANIMAL GRUNTS)
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(SCREAMING)
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(CHICKENS CLUCKING)
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(PEOPLE GASPING)
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(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
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Yep, this cricket's a lucky one!
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(CHIRPING SOFTLY)
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-(SIGHS)
-(HORSE NEIGHS)
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 I'm here.
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What? But, Mama, I had to...
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None of your excuses.
Now, let's get you cleaned up.
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(SINGING)
This is what you give me to work with
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Well, honey, I've seen worse
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We're gonna turn this sow's ear
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(MULAN SCREAMS)
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into a silk purse
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It's freezing.
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It would have been warm
if you were here on time.
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We'll have you washed and dried
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Primped and polished
till you glow with pride
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Trust my recipe for instant bride
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You'll bring honor to us all
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-Mulan, what's this?
-Notes,
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in case I forget something.
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Hold this.
We'll need more luck than I thought.
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Wait and see when we're through
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Boys will gladly go to war for you
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-With good fortune
-And a great hairdo
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You'll bring honor to us all
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A girl can bring her family
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Great honor in one way
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By striking a good match
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Huh?
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And this could be the day
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Men want girls with good taste
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-Calm
-Obedient
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Who work fast-paced
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-With good breeding
-And a tiny waist
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(GASPS)
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You'll bring honor to us all
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We all must serve our Emperor
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Who guards us from the Huns
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The men by bearing arms
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A girl by bearing sons
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When we're through you can't fail
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Like a lotus blossom soft and pale
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How could any fellow say, "No sale"
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You'll bring honor to us all
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There. You're ready.
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Not yet. An apple for serenity.
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A pendant for balance.
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Beads of jade
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For beauty
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You must proudly
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Show it
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Now add a cricket
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Just for luck
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And even you can't blow it
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Ancestors, hear my plea
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Help me not to make a fool of me
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And to not uproot my family tree
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Keep my father standing tall
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Scarier than the undertaker
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We are meeting our matchmaker
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TOWNSPEOPLE:
Destiny, guard our girls
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And our future as it fast unfurls
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Please look kindly
on these cultured pearls
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Each a perfect porcelain doll
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-Please bring honor to us
-Please bring honor to us
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Please bring honor to us all
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"Fa Mulan."
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-Present.
-Speaking without permission.
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Oops.
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Who spit in her bean curd?
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Huh. Hmm.
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Mmm.
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Too skinny.
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Hmph.
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Not good for bearing sons.
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Recite the final admonition.
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-(MUFFLED CHIRPING)
-Mmm-hmm.
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-Well?
-(CLEARS THROAT)
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Fulfill your duties
calmly and respectfully.
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Reflect before you snack...
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Act! This shall bring you
honor and glory.
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(SIGHS)
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Hmm. This way.
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Now, pour the tea.
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To please your future in-laws,
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you must demonstrate
a sense of dignity
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and refinement.
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You must also be poised.
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(CHIRPS SOFTLY)
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-Pardon me.
-And silent!
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(SNIFFS) Ah!
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Could I just take that back?
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(GRUNTING)
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-One moment.
-(SCREAMING)
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(GASPS)
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Why, you clumsy...
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(CHIRPING)
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Whoo! Whoo! (SCREAMING)
Whoo! Aaah!
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-(FIRE SIZZLING)
-(SCREAMING)
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(SCREAMING INTENSIFIES)
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(LOUD CLATTERING)
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I think it's going well, don't you?
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Put it out! Put it out! Put it out!
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(PANTING) You are a disgrace!
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You may look like a bride,
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but you will never
bring your family honor!
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(TOWNSPEOPLE MURMURING)
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(SIGHS)
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(SINGING)
Look at me
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I will never pass
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For a perfect bride
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Or a perfect daughter
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Can it be
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I'm not meant to play this part?
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Now I see
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That if I were truly to be myself
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I would break my family's heart
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Who is that girl I see
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Staring straight
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Back at me?
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Why is my reflection
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Someone I don't know?
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Somehow I cannot hide
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Who I am
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Though I've tried
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When will my reflection show
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Who I am inside?
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When will my reflection show
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Who I am
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Inside?
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(FA ZHOU CLEARS THROAT)
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My, my.
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What beautiful blossoms
we have this year.
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But, look, this one's late.
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But I'll bet that when it blooms,
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it will be the most beautiful of all.
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(DRUMS POUNDING IN DISTANCE)
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What is it?
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Mulan.
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Stay inside.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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(HORSE WHINNIES)
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Citizens, I bring a proclamation
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from the Imperial City.
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The Huns have invaded China.
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(TOWNSPEOPLE GASP)
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By order of the Emperor,
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one man from every family
must serve in the Imperial Army.
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The Hsiao family.
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The Yi family.
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I will serve the Emperor
in my father's place.
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-The Fa family.
-No!
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I am ready to serve the Emperor.
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-Father, you can't go.
-Mulan!
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Please, sir, my father has already
fought bravely...
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Silence!
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You would do well
to teach your daughter
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to hold her tongue in a man's presence.
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Mulan, you dishonor me.
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Report tomorrow
to the Wu Zhong camp.
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Yes, sir.
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The Chu family!
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The Wen family!
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The Chang family!
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(GRUNTS)
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(GROANS)
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(BODY THUMPS FLOOR)
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(GROANS)
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(PANTING)
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(THUNDERCLAP)
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-You shouldn't have to go!
-Mulan...
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There are plenty of young men
to fight for China.
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It is an honor to protect my country
and my family.
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So, you'll die for honor.
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I will die doing what's right.
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-But if you...
-I know my place!
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It is time you learned yours.
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(SHUDDERS)
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(CRYING)
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(THUNDERCLAP)
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(WHINNYING)
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(GASPS)
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Mulan is gone!
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What?
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It can't be.
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Mulan!
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(GROANS)
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No.
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You must go after her.
She could be killed.
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If I reveal her,
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she will be.
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Ancestors, hear our prayer.
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Watch over Mulan.
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(WIND GUSTING)
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Mushu, awaken.
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(CLANKING)
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I live!
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So tell me what mortal needs
my protection, great ancestor.
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-You just say the word and I'm there.
-Mushu...
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And let me say somethin'.
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Anybody who's foolish enough
to threaten our family,
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vengeance will be mine!
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(GROWLING)
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Mushu!
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These are the family guardians.
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-They...
-Protect the family.
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And you, O demoted one?
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I ring the gong.
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That's right.
Now, wake up the ancestors.
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(DISGUSTED SIGH)
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One family reunion comin' right up.
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Okay, people, people, look alive.
Let's go. Come on. Get up.
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Let's move it. Rise and shine.
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Y'all way past the beauty sleep thing,
trust me.
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(ANCESTORS MUTTERING)
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I knew it. I knew it. That Mulan was
a troublemaker from the start!
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Don't look at me.
She gets it from your side of the family.
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She's just trying to help her father.
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But if she's discovered,
Fa Zhou will be forever shamed.
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Dishonor will come to the family.
Traditional values will disintegrate.
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Not to mention, they'll lose the farm.
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My children never caused such trouble.
They all became acupuncturists.
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-We can't all be acupuncturists.
-OLDER LADY: No!
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Your great-granddaughter
had to be a cross-dresser!
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(ANCESTORS ARGUING)
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Let a guardian bring her back.
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Yes, awaken the most cunning.
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No. The swiftest.
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-No. Send the wisest.
-GREAT ANCESTOR: Silence!
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We must send the most powerful of all.
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(MUSHU LAUGHING)
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Okay, okay, I get the drift. I'll go.
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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Y'all don't think I can do it.
Watch this here.
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(INHALES)
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Jump back. I'm pretty hot, huh?
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Don't make me have to singe nobody
to prove no point.
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You had your chance
to protect the Fa family.
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Your misguidance led
Fa Deng to disaster.
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-Yeah, thanks a lot.
-And your point is?
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The point is we will be sending
a real dragon to retrieve Mulan.
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What... What... I'm a real dragon!
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You are not worthy of this spot.
Now, awaken the Great Stone Dragon.
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So you'll get back to me
on the job thing?
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(DISGUSTED SIGH)
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Just one chance,
is that too much to ask?
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I mean, it's not like it'd kill ya.
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Yo, Rocky, wake up!
Ya gotta go fetch Mulan!
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Come on, boy! Go get her! Go on!
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(WHISTLES) Come on.
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(GONG BANGING)
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(GROWLING)
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Hello?
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Hello!
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Uh-oh.
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Uh, Stony?
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Stony? Oh, man, they're gonna kill me.
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GREAT ANCESTOR:
Great Stone Dragon,
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have you awakened?
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MUSHU: Uh, uh... Yes, I just woke up.
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I'm... I'm the Great Stone Dragon.
Good morning.
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I will go forth and fetch Mulan.
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Did I mention that
I was the Great Stone Dragon?
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Go! The fate of the Fa family
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rests in your claws.
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Don't even worry about it.
I will not lose face.
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(SCREAMING AND GRUNTING)
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(MOANING)
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My elbow!
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(GROANING) I know I twisted somethin'.
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(GRUNTING)
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That's just great. Now what?
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I'm doomed,
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and all 'cause Miss Man decides
to take her little drag show on the road.
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(CHIRPS)
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(SQUEAKING)
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Go get her? What's the matter with you?
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After this Great Stone,
Humpty Dumpty mess,
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I'd have to bring her home
with a medal to get back in the temple.
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(GASPS) Wait a minute. That's it!
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I make Mulan a war hero, and they'll be
begging me to come back to work.
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That's the master plan.
Oh, you done it now, man.
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(CHIRPS)
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(CRICKET CHIRPING)
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What makes you think you're comin'?
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(CHIRPING)
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You're lucky? (CHUCKLING)
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-Do I look like a sucker to you?
-(CHIRPS)
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What you mean, a loser?
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How 'bout I pop one of your antennas off,
throw it across the yard?
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-Then who's the loser, me or you?
-(CHIRPS)
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(SCREECHING)
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(WHINNYING)
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(BOTH GROAN)
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Imperial scouts.
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Shan-Yu.
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(SCREECHES)
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Nice work, gentlemen.
You found the Hun army.
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(HUNS LAUGHING)
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The Emperor will stop you.
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Stop me? He invited me.
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-(GRUNTS)
-(GROANS)
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By building his wall,
he challenged my strength.
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Well, I'm here to play his game.
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Go! Tell your Emperor
to send his strongest armies.
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I'm ready.
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How many men does it take
to deliver a message?
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One.
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Okay, okay, how about this?
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(COUGHS)
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(IN DEEP VOICE) Excuse me.
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Where do I sign in?
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I see you have a sword. I have one, too.
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They're very manly and tough.
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(NEIGHING)
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I'm working on it!
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(SIGHS)
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Who am I fooling?
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It's going to take a miracle
to get me into the army.
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Did I hear someone ask for a miracle?
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-Let me hear you say "Aaah"!
-Aaah!
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-That's close enough.
-A ghost.
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Get ready, Mulan.
Your serpentine salvation is at hand!
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For I have been sent by your ancestors
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to guide you through your masquerade.
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Come on. If you're gonna stay,
you're gonna work.
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So heed my word! 'Cause if
the army finds out you're a girl,
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the penalty is death!
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-Who are you?
-Who am I? Who am I?
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I am the guardian of lost souls.
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I am the powerful, the pleasurable,
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the indestructible Mushu.
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(CHUCKLES) Pretty hot, huh?
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(GROANS)
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Uh, my ancestors sent
a little lizard to help me?
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Hey, dragon, dragon, not lizard.
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I don't do that tongue thing.
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You're...
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Intimidating? Awe-inspiring?
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-Tiny.
-Of course.
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I'm travel size for your convenience.
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If I was my real size,
your cow here would die of fright.
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Down, Bessie. My powers are
beyond your mortal imagination.
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For instance, my eyes can see
straight through your armor.
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Oh!
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All right, that's it! Dishonor!
Dishonor on your whole family.
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Make a note of this. Dishonor on you,
dishonor on your cow...
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Stop. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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I'm just nervous.
I've never done this before.
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Then you're gonna have to trust me.
And don't you slap me no more.
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We clear on that? All right.
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Okey-dokey.
Let's get this show on the road!
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Cri-Kee, get the bags.
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-Let's move it, Heifer.
-(SNORTS)
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(MEN CHATTERING)
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Okay, this is it.
Time to show 'em your man walk.
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Shoulders back, chest high,
feet apart, head up and strut.
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Two, three... Break it down.
Hup, two, three. And work it!
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-Beautiful, isn't he?
-They're disgusting.
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No, they're men.
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Now, you gonna have to act
just like them, so pay attention.
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Look. This tattoo will protect me
from harm.
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Hmm.
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-(GROANS)
-(LAUGHING)
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I hope you can get your money back.
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I don't think I can do this.
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It's all attitude.
Be tough, like this guy here.
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(SNORTING) What are you lookin' at?
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Punch him. It's how men say hello.
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Yao, you've made a friend.
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Good. Now slap him on the behind.
They like that.
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Whoa-ho-ho!
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I'm gonna hit you so hard,
it'll make your ancestors dizzy.
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Yao, relax and chant with me.
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(GROWLING)
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(CHANTING)
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(YAO CHANTING)
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-(MUTTERING GIBBERISH)
-Feel better?
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Yeah. Ah, you ain't worth my time.
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-Chicken boy.
-(SCREAMING) Chicken boy?
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Say that to my face, ya limp noodle!
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(GROWLS)
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Oh! Sorry, Ling.
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Hey!
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You're dead!
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Oh, there he goes!
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-(CLATTERING)
-(CHICKENS CLUCKING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(MEN GROANING)
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MULAN: Guys.
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The Huns have struck here,
here and here.
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I will take the main troops
up to the Tung Shao Pass,
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and stop Shan-Yu
before he destroys this village.
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Excellent strategy, sir.
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I do love surprises. (CHUCKLING)
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You will stay and train the new recruits.
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When Chi Fu believes you're ready,
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you will join us, Captain.
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Captain?
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(GASPS) This is an enormous
responsibility, General.
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Perhaps a soldier with more experience.
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Number one in his class, extensive
knowledge of training techniques,
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and impressive military lineage.
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I believe Li Shang will do
an excellent job.
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Oh, I will. I won't let you down.
This is... I mean... (CLEARS THROAT)
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-Yes, sir.
-Very good, then.
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We'll toast China's victory
at the Imperial City.
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I'll expect a full report in three weeks.
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And I won't leave anything out.
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Captain Li Shang.
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Hmm. (CHUCKLES)
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Leader of China's finest troops.
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No. The greatest troops of all time.
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(MEN YELLING)
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(MOANING)
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Most impressive.
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-(WHINNIES)
-Good luck, Captain!
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(URGES HORSE)
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Good luck, Father.
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(MEN YELLING)
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(FIGHTING CONTINUES)
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Day one.
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Soldiers!
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TOGETHER: He started it!
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I don't need anyone
causing trouble in my camp.
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(SOFTLY) Sorry.
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Uh... (CLEARS THROAT)
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(IN DEEP VOICE)
I mean, sorry you had to see that.
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But you know how it is
when you get those manly urges
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and you just gotta kill somethin',
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(GROANS) fix things, cook outdoors...
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-What's your name?
-(STAMMERING)
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Your commanding officer
just asked you a question.
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I've got a name.
And it's a boy's name, too.
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-Ling. How 'bout Ling?
-His name is Ling.
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I didn't ask for his name.
I asked for yours!
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-Try, uh, uh, ah, Chu.
-Ah Chu.
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-Ah Chu?
-Gesundheit. I kill myself.
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-Mushu.
-Mushu?
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-No.
-Then what is it?
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-Ping was my best friend growin' up.
-It's Ping.
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-Ping?
-Of course, Ping did steal my...
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Yes, my name is Ping.
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Let me see your conscription notice.
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-Fa Zhou? The Fa Zhou?
-I didn't know Fa Zhou had a son.
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Um, he doesn't talk about me much.
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(SNORTING)
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I can see why.
That boy's an absolute lunatic.
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(CHUCKLING)
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Okay, gentlemen,
thanks to your new friend, Ping,
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you'll spend tonight
picking up every single grain of rice.
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(MEN GROAN)
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And tomorrow, the real work begins.
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(GROWLS)
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You know, we have to work
on your people skills.
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(BIRDS TWITTERING)
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(CHIRPING)
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(LEGS SQUEAKING)
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(RINGING)
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All right! Rise and shine,
Sleeping Beauty.
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-Come on. Hup, hup, hup.
-(MOANS)
_________________________________
-(SHIVERS)
-Get your clothes on.
_________________________________
Get ready. Got breakfast for ya.
_________________________________
Look, you get porridge,
and it's happy to see you.
_________________________________
Get outta there!
You gonna make people sick.
_________________________________
-Am I late?
-No time to talk.
_________________________________
Now remember,
it's your first day of training,
_________________________________
so listen to your teacher and no fightin',
play nice with the other kids,
_________________________________
unless one of the other kids
wanna fight,
_________________________________
then you have to kick
the other kid's butt.
_________________________________
But I don't wanna kick
the other kid's butt.
_________________________________
Don't talk with your mouth full.
_________________________________
Now let's see your war face.
_________________________________
I think my bunny slippers
just ran for cover.
_________________________________
Come on! Scare me, girl.
_________________________________
(GROWLS)
_________________________________
Yeah, that's my tough-lookin' warrior.
_________________________________
That's what I'm talkin' about.
Now, get out there and make me proud.
_________________________________
(HORSE NEIGHS)
_________________________________
(SNORTING)
_________________________________
-What do you mean the troops just left?
-They what?
_________________________________
(MUFFLED SHOUTS)
_________________________________
Wait! You forgot your sword.
_________________________________
My little baby, off to destroy people.
_________________________________
(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
(MAN SCREAMS)
_________________________________
Order. People, order.
_________________________________
-I'd like a pan-fried noodle.
-Sweet and pungent shrimp.
_________________________________
-Moo goo gai pan.
-That's not funny.
_________________________________
(BRAYING)
_________________________________
Looks like our new friend
slept in this morning.
_________________________________
Hello, Ping. Are ya hungry?
_________________________________
Yeah, 'cause I owe you
a knuckle sandwich.
_________________________________
-(MEN AGREEING)
-SHANG: Soldiers!
_________________________________
You will assemble swiftly
and silently every morning.
_________________________________
Anyone who acts otherwise
_________________________________
will answer to me.
_________________________________
Ooh, tough guy.
_________________________________
Yao.
_________________________________
Thank you for volunteering.
Retrieve the arrow.
_________________________________
I'll get that arrow, pretty boy,
_________________________________
and I'll do it with my shirt on.
_________________________________
One moment.
You seem to be missing something.
_________________________________
This represents discipline,
_________________________________
and this represents strength.
_________________________________
You need both to reach the arrow.
_________________________________
(BIRD TWITTERING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
We've got a long way to go.
_________________________________
(SINGING)
Let's get down to business
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
To defeat the Huns
_________________________________
(ALL GRUNT)
_________________________________
Did they send me daughters
_________________________________
When I asked for sons?
_________________________________
You're the saddest bunch I ever met
_________________________________
But you can bet before we're through
_________________________________
Mister, I'll make a man
_________________________________
Out of you
_________________________________
Tranquil as a forest
_________________________________
But on fire within
_________________________________
Once you find your center
_________________________________
You are sure to win
_________________________________
You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot
_________________________________
And you haven't got a clue
_________________________________
Somehow I'll make a man
_________________________________
Out of you
_________________________________
I'm never gonna catch my breath
_________________________________
Say goodbye to those who knew me
_________________________________
Boy, was I a fool
in school for cutting gym
_________________________________
MUSHU:
This guy's got 'em scared to death
_________________________________
MULAN:
Hope he doesn't see right through me
_________________________________
Now I really wish
that I knew how to swim
_________________________________
MEN: Be a man
_________________________________
SHANG:
We must be swift as a coursing river
_________________________________
-Be a man
-With all the force of a great typhoon
_________________________________
-Be a man
-With all the strength of a raging fire
_________________________________
Mysterious as the dark side
of the moon
_________________________________
Time is racing toward us
_________________________________
Till the Huns arrive
_________________________________
Heed my every order
_________________________________
And you might survive
_________________________________
You're unsuited for the rage of war
_________________________________
So pack up, go home, you're through
_________________________________
How could I make a man
_________________________________
Out of you?
_________________________________
-Be a man
-We must be swift as a coursing river
_________________________________
-Be a man
-With all the force of a great typhoon
_________________________________
-Be a man
-With all the strength of a raging fire
_________________________________
Mysterious as the dark side
_________________________________
Of the moon
_________________________________
-Be a man
-We must be swift as a coursing river
_________________________________
-Be a man
-With all the force of a great typhoon
_________________________________
-Be a man
-With all the strength of a raging fire
_________________________________
(MEN GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Mysterious as the dark side
_________________________________
Of the moon
_________________________________
(ALL GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(FALCON SCREECHING)
_________________________________
(SNIFFING)
_________________________________
SHAN-YU: What do you see?
_________________________________
Black pine, from the high mountains.
_________________________________
White horse hair. Imperial stallions.
_________________________________
(SNIFFING) Sulfur, from cannons.
_________________________________
This doll came from a village
in the Tung Shao Pass,
_________________________________
where the Imperial Army
is waiting for us.
_________________________________
We can avoid them easily.
_________________________________
No.
_________________________________
The quickest way
to the Emperor is through that pass.
_________________________________
And besides,
the little girl will be missing her doll.
_________________________________
We should return it to her.
_________________________________
(STAMMERING)
No, this is not a good idea.
_________________________________
What if somebody sees you?
_________________________________
Just because I look like a man
doesn't mean I have to smell like one.
_________________________________
So a couple of guys don't rinse out
their socks. Picky, picky, picky.
_________________________________
Myself, I kind of like that
corn chip smell.
_________________________________
Ah!
_________________________________
Okay, all right. That's enough.
_________________________________
Get out before you get
all pruny and stuff.
_________________________________
Mushu, if you're so worried,
go stand watch.
_________________________________
Yeah, yeah. (IMITATING MULAN)
"Stand watch, Mushu,
_________________________________
"while I blow our secret
with my stupid girlie habits."
_________________________________
-Pfft! Hygiene!
-(MEN LAUGHING)
_________________________________
-YAO: Me first! Me first!
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
We're doomed!
_________________________________
There are a couple of things
I know they're bound to notice!
_________________________________
(CHIRPING)
_________________________________
(MEN SHOUTING)
_________________________________
-Woo!
-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(YAO LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Ping!
_________________________________
Hi, guys. I didn't know you were here.
_________________________________
I was just washing. So now I'm clean,
and I'm gonna go. Bye-bye.
_________________________________
Come back here.
I know we were jerks to you before,
_________________________________
so let's start over.
_________________________________
-Hi. I'm Ling.
-(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________
-And I'm Chien-Po.
-Hello, Chien-Po.
_________________________________
And I am Yao!
_________________________________
King of the rock!
_________________________________
And there's nothin'
you girls can do about it.
_________________________________
Yeah? I think Ping and I can take you.
_________________________________
I really don't wanna take him anywhere.
_________________________________
Ping, we have to fight!
_________________________________
No, we don't. We could just
close our eyes and swim around.
_________________________________
Come on. Don't be such a...
_________________________________
-(CRUNCHING)
-Ouch! Something bit me!
_________________________________
Ugh! (COUGHS) What a nasty flavor.
_________________________________
Snake! (SCREAMING)
_________________________________
-(WHISTLES)
-(WHINNIES)
_________________________________
YAO: Oh, snake! Snake!
_________________________________
Snake! Snake!
_________________________________
(MEN CONTINUE SCREAMING)
_________________________________
LING: Some king of the rock. Aah!
_________________________________
Boy, that was close.
_________________________________
No. That was vile.
_________________________________
You owe me big.
_________________________________
I never want to see a naked man again.
_________________________________
(MEN SHOUTING JOYFULLY)
_________________________________
(SNORTS)
_________________________________
(WATER SPLASHING)
_________________________________
Hey, don't look at me.
I ain't bitin' no more butts.
_________________________________
CHI FU: You think your troops
are ready to fight?
_________________________________
They would not last
a minute against the Huns!
_________________________________
-They completed their training.
-Those boys
_________________________________
are no more fit to be soldiers
than you are to be Captain.
_________________________________
Once the General reads my report,
_________________________________
your troops will never see battle.
_________________________________
No, you don't! I've worked too hard
to get Mulan into this war.
_________________________________
This guy's messin' with my plan.
_________________________________
We're not finished!
_________________________________
Be careful, Captain.
The general may be your father,
_________________________________
but I am the Emperor's counsel.
_________________________________
And by the way,
I got that job on my own.
_________________________________
You're dismissed.
_________________________________
I'll hold him and you punch.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Or not.
_________________________________
For what it's worth,
I think you're a great captain.
_________________________________
-I saw that.
-What?
_________________________________
You like him, don't you?
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
Yeah, all right. Yeah, sure.
Go to your tent!
_________________________________
I think it's time we took this war
into our own hands.
_________________________________
(SINISTER CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________
(INHALES DEEPLY)
_________________________________
(CONTINUES HUMMING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(CLACKING SOUND)
_________________________________
Let me see what you got.
_________________________________
"From General Li. Dear son,
we're waiting for Huns at the pass.
_________________________________
"It would mean a lot
if you'd come and back us up."
_________________________________
That's great, except you forgot,
"And since we're out of potpourri,
_________________________________
"perhaps you wouldn't mind
bringing up some."
_________________________________
Hello! This is the army!
_________________________________
Make it sound more urgent!
Know what I'm talkin' about?
_________________________________
(CHIRPING)
_________________________________
(CLACKING SOUND)
_________________________________
That's better. Much better. Let's go.
_________________________________
Khanny, baby. We need a ride.
_________________________________
(CHIRPING NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________
(MEN LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Insubordinate ruffians!
_________________________________
-You men owe me a new pair of slippers!
-(LAUGHTER CONTINUES)
_________________________________
And I do not squeal like a girl.
_________________________________
(HIGH-PITCHED SQUEAL)
_________________________________
Urgent news from the General.
_________________________________
What's the matter? You've never
seen a black and white before?
_________________________________
Who are you?
_________________________________
Excuse me?
I think the question is, who are you?
_________________________________
We're in a war, man!
There's no time for stupid questions!
_________________________________
I should have your hat for that.
Snatch it right off your head.
_________________________________
But I'm feeling gracious today,
so carry on before I report you.
_________________________________
Captain, urgent news from the General!
We're needed at the front.
_________________________________
Pack your bags, Cri-Kee.
We're movin' out.
_________________________________
(CHIRPS)
_________________________________
MEN: (SINGING) For a long time
we've been marching off to battle
_________________________________
in our thundering herd
we feel a lot like cattle
_________________________________
(MOOING)
_________________________________
Like a pounding beat
our aching feet
_________________________________
Aren't easy to ignore
_________________________________
Hey! Think of instead
_________________________________
A girl worth fighting for
_________________________________
-Huh?
-That's what I said.
_________________________________
A girl worth fighting for
_________________________________
I want her paler than the moon
_________________________________
With eyes that shine like stars
_________________________________
My girl will marvel at my strength
_________________________________
Adore my battle scars
_________________________________
I couldn't care less what she'll wear
or what she looks like
_________________________________
it all depends on what she cooks like
_________________________________
Beef, pork, chicken
_________________________________
Mmm!
_________________________________
Bet the local girls
thought you were quite the charmer
_________________________________
And I'll bet the ladies
love a man in armor
_________________________________
MEN: You can guess what
we have missed the most
_________________________________
Since we went off to war
_________________________________
(WOLF WHISTLE)
_________________________________
-LING: What do we want?
-A girl worth fighting for
_________________________________
My girl will think I have no faults
_________________________________
That I'm a major find
_________________________________
How 'bout a girl who's got a brain
_________________________________
Who always speaks her mind?
_________________________________
TOGETHER: Nah!
_________________________________
My manly ways and turn of phrase
_________________________________
Are sure to thrill her
_________________________________
He thinks he's such a lady killer
_________________________________
I've a girl back home
who's unlike any other
_________________________________
Yeah, the only girl
who'd love him is his mother
_________________________________
MEN:
But when we come home in victory
_________________________________
They'll line up at the door
_________________________________
-What do we want?
-A girl worth fighting for
_________________________________
-Wish that I had
-A girl worth fighting for
_________________________________
(WHISTLING)
_________________________________
A girl worth fighting...
_________________________________
(CLANKING)
_________________________________
Search for survivors.
_________________________________
-(CREAKING)
-(WHINNIES)
_________________________________
(HORSE NICKERS)
_________________________________
I don't understand.
My father should've been here.
_________________________________
Captain!
_________________________________
The General.
_________________________________
I'm sorry.
_________________________________
(NICKERS)
_________________________________
The Huns are moving quickly.
_________________________________
We'll make better time to the Imperial
City through the Tung Shao Pass.
_________________________________
We're the only hope
for the Emperor now.
_________________________________
Move out!
_________________________________
(BELL CLANKING)
_________________________________
(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________
(CHIRPING)
_________________________________
-What happened?
-Uh...
_________________________________
You just gave away our position!
Now we're...
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(BATTLE CRIES)
_________________________________
Get out of range!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Aah!
_________________________________
(WHINNIES)
_________________________________
Save the cannons!
_________________________________
-(ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
-Come on! Empty it! Empty it!
_________________________________
MUSHU: Hey!
_________________________________
Oh, sure. Save the horse.
_________________________________
Fire!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
Fire!
_________________________________
Hold the last cannon.
_________________________________
(WHINNIES)
_________________________________
(BATTLE CRIES)
_________________________________
Prepare to fight.
If we die, we die with honor.
_________________________________
(YELLING)
_________________________________
(CRIES CONTINUE)
_________________________________
Yao, aim the cannon at Shan-Yu.
_________________________________
YAO: Hey!
_________________________________
Ping! Come back!
_________________________________
Ping!
_________________________________
(WHINNIES)
_________________________________
Stop!
_________________________________
All right. You might want
to light that right about now.
_________________________________
Quickly. Quickly!
_________________________________
(FALCON SCREECHING)
_________________________________
Come on! We gotta help!
_________________________________
MUSHU: You missed!
How could you miss?
_________________________________
It was three feet in front of you!
_________________________________
(MEN SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
(CHEERING)
_________________________________
(ALL THREE EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________
(WHINNYING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
(YELLING)
_________________________________
MUSHU: Mulan!
_________________________________
Mulan!
_________________________________
-Mulan?
-(GROWLING)
_________________________________
No.
_________________________________
Mulan!
_________________________________
Man, you are one lucky bug.
_________________________________
Shang!
_________________________________
-Do you see them?
-Yes.
_________________________________
Perfect. Now we'll pull them to safety.
_________________________________
Mulan! I found the lucky cricket!
_________________________________
We need help.
_________________________________
Nice. Very nice. You can sit by me.
_________________________________
We're gonna die!
_________________________________
We're gonna die!
We are definitely gonna die.
_________________________________
No way we survive this.
Death is coming!
_________________________________
(BLUBBERING)
I let them slip through my fingers.
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Pull!
_________________________________
ALL: Whoa!
_________________________________
Huh!
_________________________________
I knew we could do it. You the man!
_________________________________
Well, sort of.
_________________________________
LING: Step back, guys.
Give him some air.
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
Ping?
_________________________________
You are the craziest man I've ever met.
_________________________________
And for that, I owe you my life.
_________________________________
From now on, you have my trust.
_________________________________
Let's hear it for Ping!
The bravest of us all!
_________________________________
You're king of the mountain!
_________________________________
Yes, yes, yes!
_________________________________
(ALL WHOOPING)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
Ping! What's wrong?
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
He's wounded! Get help!
_________________________________
Ping, hold on.
_________________________________
Hold on.
_________________________________
(WHISPERING)
_________________________________
(SIGHS) I can explain.
_________________________________
(GASPS) So it's true!
_________________________________
MULAN: Shang!
_________________________________
I knew there was
something wrong with you.
_________________________________
A woman!
_________________________________
(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________
-(GRUNTING)
-Treacherous snake!
_________________________________
My name is Mulan.
_________________________________
I did it to save my father.
_________________________________
-High treason!
-I didn't mean for it to go this far.
_________________________________
Ultimate dishonor!
_________________________________
It was the only way. Please believe me.
_________________________________
(SCOFFS) Captain?
_________________________________
-(NEIGHING WILDLY)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
Restrain him!
_________________________________
-No!
-You know the law.
_________________________________
A life for a life.
_________________________________
My debt is repaid.
_________________________________
-Move out!
-(STUTTERING) But you can't just...
_________________________________
I said, "Move out."
_________________________________
(SNORTS)
_________________________________
(NICKERS)
_________________________________
(CHIRPING)
_________________________________
(SHIVERS)
_________________________________
I was this close.
_________________________________
This close to impressin' the ancestors,
_________________________________
gettin' the top shelf, an entourage.
_________________________________
Man. All my fine work. Pfft.
_________________________________
Hi.
_________________________________
I should never have left home.
_________________________________
Hey, come on.
You went to save your father's life.
_________________________________
Who knew you'd end up shamin' him
and disgracing your ancestors
_________________________________
and losin' all your friends?
_________________________________
You know, you just gotta...
You gotta learn to let these things go.
_________________________________
(CRYING)
_________________________________
Maybe I didn't go for my father.
_________________________________
Maybe what I really wanted was
to prove I could do things right,
_________________________________
so when I looked in the mirror,
_________________________________
I'd see someone worthwhile.
_________________________________
But I was wrong.
_________________________________
I see nothing.
_________________________________
Now, that's just 'cause
this needs a little spit, that's all.
_________________________________
(SPITS) Let me shine this up for ya.
_________________________________
I can see you.
Look at you. You look so pretty.
_________________________________
The truth is, we're both frauds.
_________________________________
Your ancestors never sent me.
They don't even like me.
_________________________________
I mean, you risked your life
to help people you love.
_________________________________
I risked your life to help myself.
_________________________________
At least you had good intentions.
_________________________________
(SOFT CHIRPING)
_________________________________
What? What do you mean,
"You're not lucky"?
_________________________________
-You lied to me?
-(CHIRPING)
_________________________________
And what are you, a sheep?
_________________________________
-(SNORTS)
-(GRUMBLES)
_________________________________
I'll have to face my father
sooner or later.
_________________________________
Let's go home.
_________________________________
Yeah. This ain't gonna be pretty.
_________________________________
But don't you worry, okay?
Things will work out.
_________________________________
We started this thing together,
and that's how we'll finish it.
_________________________________
I promise.
_________________________________
(SCREECHING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(YELLING)
_________________________________
(YELLING ECHOES)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(BOTH GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Uh, home is that way.
_________________________________
-I have to do something.
-Did you see those Huns?
_________________________________
They popped out of the snow...
Like daisies!
_________________________________
Are we in this together or not?
_________________________________
(CHIRPING)
_________________________________
Well, let's go kick some Hunny buns!
_________________________________
Yee-haw!
_________________________________
(WHOOPING)
_________________________________
(TRADITIONAL MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
(CROWD CHEERING)
_________________________________
Make way for the heroes of China.
_________________________________
(WOMAN CRIES OUT)
_________________________________
-Shang!
-Mulan?
_________________________________
The Huns are alive! They're in the city!
_________________________________
You don't belong here, Mulan. Go home.
_________________________________
Shang, I saw them in the mountains.
You have to believe me.
_________________________________
Why should I?
_________________________________
Why else would I come back?
_________________________________
You said you'd trust Ping.
Why is Mulan any different?
_________________________________
Keep your eyes open.
I know they're here.
_________________________________
(CROWD CHEERING)
_________________________________
Now, where are you going?
_________________________________
To find someone who will believe me.
_________________________________
My children, heaven smiles down
_________________________________
upon the Middle Kingdom.
_________________________________
China will sleep safely tonight.
_________________________________
Thanks to our brave warriors.
_________________________________
(CROWD CHEERING)
_________________________________
Sir, the Emperor's in danger.
_________________________________
(HARRUMPHS)
_________________________________
But the Huns are here.
_________________________________
-Please, you have to help.
-(HARRUMPHS)
_________________________________
No one will listen.
_________________________________
Huh? Oh, I'm sorry.
Did you say something?
_________________________________
-Mushu.
-You're a girl again, remember?
_________________________________
Your Majesty, I present to you
the sword of Shan-Yu.
_________________________________
I know what this means
to you, Captain Li.
_________________________________
Your father would have been
very proud.
_________________________________
(SCREECHING)
_________________________________
(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________
-(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
-(GASPING)
_________________________________
(SCREECHING)
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________
-No!
-Come on!
_________________________________
(CACKLING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
They'll never reach the Emperor in time.
_________________________________
(BATTERING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
(WHISTLING) Hey, guys!
_________________________________
I've got an idea.
_________________________________
(SINGING)
Be a man
_________________________________
-We must be swift as a coursing river
-Be a man
_________________________________
-With all the force of a great typhoon
-Be a man
_________________________________
With all the strength of a raging fire
_________________________________
Mysterious as the dark side
of the moon
_________________________________
(PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________
Boo.
_________________________________
Guard the door.
_________________________________
Your walls and armies have fallen,
and now it's your turn.
_________________________________
Bow to me.
_________________________________
MULAN: (WHISPERING)
Okay. Any questions?
_________________________________
YAO: Does this dress make me look fat?
_________________________________
-(SLAPS)
-Ow!
_________________________________
-(GIRLISH GIGGLE)
-Who's there?
_________________________________
(GIGGLING)
_________________________________
-Concubines.
-Ugly concubines.
_________________________________
He's so cute!
_________________________________
Oh.
_________________________________
(SCREECHING)
_________________________________
(SQUAWKING)
_________________________________
Now, that's what I call
Mongolian barbecue.
_________________________________
(CRICKET CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING) Shang, go!
_________________________________
I tire of your arrogance, old man.
Bow to me!
_________________________________
No matter how the wind howls,
the mountain cannot bow to it.
_________________________________
Then you will kneel in pieces!
_________________________________
(CROWD GASPING)
_________________________________
Chien-Po, get the Emperor!
_________________________________
Sorry, Your Majesty.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Come on!
_________________________________
(HISSING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(CHEERING)
_________________________________
No.
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________
You!
_________________________________
-You took away my victory!
-MULAN: No!
_________________________________
I did.
_________________________________
The soldier from the mountains.
_________________________________
(YELLING)
_________________________________
-(SQUAWKING)
-MUSHU: So what's the plan?
_________________________________
-Um...
-You don't have a plan?
_________________________________
Hey, I'm making this up as I go.
_________________________________
-Mushu!
-Way ahead of you, sister.
_________________________________
Come on, Cri-Kee.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
-Citizens, I need firepower.
-(GASPING) Who are you?
_________________________________
(IN MENACING VOICE)
Your worst nightmare.
_________________________________
-On the roof!
-Look!
_________________________________
-(GRUNTING)
-(GASPING)
_________________________________
It looks like you're out of ideas.
_________________________________
Not quite.
_________________________________
Ready, Mushu?
_________________________________
I am ready, baby! Light me.
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
Get off the roof, get off the roof,
get off the roof.
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
You are a lucky bug.
_________________________________
(CROWD CHEERING)
_________________________________
That was a deliberate attempt
on my life!
_________________________________
Where is she? Now she's done it.
_________________________________
What a mess! Stand aside!
_________________________________
That creature's not worth protecting.
_________________________________
-She's a hero.
-She's a woman.
_________________________________
-She'll never be worth anything.
-Listen, you pompous...
_________________________________
That is enough.
_________________________________
Your Majesty, I can explain.
_________________________________
I've heard a great deal
about you, Fa Mulan.
_________________________________
You stole your father's armor,
ran away from home,
_________________________________
impersonated a soldier,
_________________________________
deceived your commanding officer,
_________________________________
dishonored the Chinese army,
destroyed my palace
_________________________________
and
_________________________________
you have saved us all.
_________________________________
Ah! Oh!
_________________________________
(MUSHU SNIFFLES)
_________________________________
My little baby is all grown up
and savin' China.
_________________________________
You have a tissue?
_________________________________
Chi Fu?
_________________________________
Your Excellency?
_________________________________
See to it that this woman
is made a member of my council.
_________________________________
(STUTTERING) Member? What?
_________________________________
But... There are no
council positions open,
_________________________________
Your Majesty.
_________________________________
Very well. You can have his job.
_________________________________
What? I... (GASPS)
_________________________________
With all due respect, Your Excellency,
_________________________________
I think I've been away
from home long enough.
_________________________________
Then take this,
_________________________________
so your family will know
what you have done for me.
_________________________________
And this,
_________________________________
so the world will know
what you have done for China.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Is she allowed to do that?
_________________________________
(ALL SIGHING)
_________________________________
Um...
_________________________________
You...
_________________________________
You fight good.
_________________________________
Oh. Thank you.
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
Khan, let's go home.
_________________________________
(CROWD CHEERING)
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________
The flower that blooms in adversity
_________________________________
is the most rare and beautiful of all.
_________________________________
Sir?
_________________________________
You don't meet a girl like that
every dynasty.
_________________________________
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
_________________________________
(GASPING) Mulan!
_________________________________
Father, I brought you
the sword of Shan-Yu.
_________________________________
And the crest of the Emperor.
_________________________________
They're gifts to honor the Fa family.
_________________________________
The greatest gift and honor
is having you for a daughter.
_________________________________
I've missed you so.
_________________________________
I've missed you too, Baba.
_________________________________
-(SIGHS)
-Great.
_________________________________
She brings home a sword.
_________________________________
If you ask me,
she should've brought home a man.
_________________________________
Excuse me. Does Fa Mulan live here?
_________________________________
Thank you.
_________________________________
Whoo! Sign me up for the next war.
_________________________________
Honorable Fa Zhou, I... Mulan!
_________________________________
Uh... You forgot your helmet.
_________________________________
Well, actually, it's your helmet, isn't it?
_________________________________
-I mean...
-Would you like to stay for dinner?
_________________________________
GRANDMOTHER:
Would you like to stay forever?
_________________________________
Dinner would be great.
_________________________________
Come on. Who did a good job?
_________________________________
Come on. Tell me. Who did a good job?
_________________________________
All right! You can be a guardian again.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING TRIUMPHANTLY)
_________________________________
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
_________________________________
Take it, Cri-Kee!
_________________________________
(PLAYING UPBEAT MUSIC)
_________________________________
(WHOOPING)
_________________________________
You know, she gets it
from my side of the family.
_________________________________
(ALL TALKING EXCITEDLY)
_________________________________
MUSHU: Call out for egg rolls!
_________________________________
-(YELPING)
-Guardians.
_________________________________
-Oh!
-Thanks, Mushu.
_________________________________
(BARKING)
_________________________________
(CLUCKING)
_________________________________
GREAT ANCESTOR: Mushu!
_________________________________
MAN: (SINGING)
Whenever you feel
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 Your world is crashin' down on you
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 Whenever you don't know
where to turn or what to do
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 Don't look too far
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 You've got the guide
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 To find your way
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 Let your heart decide
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 Be true to your heart
You must be true to your heart
1170 1h 0mn 46s 2146ms 2s 02ms
 That's when the heavens will part
1171 1h 0mn 48s 2148ms 2s 02ms
 And show the world
what you believe in
1172 1h 0mn 51s 2151ms 3s 03ms
 Open your eyes
Your heart can tell you no lies
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 And when you're true to your heart
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 Then you've got all you need
to make it through
1175 1h 0mn 4s 224ms 2s 02ms
 Be true to your heart
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 Ah, someone you know is on your side
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 Can set you free
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 I can do that for you
if you believe in me
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 Why second guess
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 What feels so right
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 Just trust your heart
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 And you'll see the light
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 Be true to your heart
You must be true to your heart
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 That's when the heavens will part
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 And show the world
what you believe in
1186 1h 0mn 37s 2237ms 3s 03ms
 Open your eyes
Your heart can tell you no lies
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 And when you're true to your heart
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 Then you've got all you need
to make it through
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 CHORUS: You know it's true
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 it'll see you through
Yeah, yeah, yeah
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 You've got to be true, baby
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 Be true to your heart
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 (ALL SCATTING)
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 Be true to your heart
You must be true to your heart
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 That's when the heavens will part
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 And show the world
what you believe in
1197 1h 0mn 13s 2313ms 3s 03ms
 Open your eyes
Your heart will tell you no lies
1198 1h 0mn 17s 2317ms 2s 02ms
 And when you're true to your heart
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 Then you've got all you need
to make it through
1200 1h 0mn 22s 2322ms 2s 02ms
 Be true
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 To your heart
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 Sing the chorus, boys
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 CHORUS:
When things are gettin' crazy
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 And you don't know where to start
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 Keep on believin', baby
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 Just be true to your heart
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 - When all the world around you
- Yeah
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 It seems to fall apart
1209 1h 0mn 45s 2345ms 2s 02ms
 Keep on believin', baby
1210 1h 0mn 47s 2347ms 2s 02ms
 Just be true to your heart
True to your heart
1211 1h 0mn 49s 2349ms 1s 01ms
 Just be true
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 (SCATTING)
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 To your heart
1214 1h 0mn 58s 2358ms 1s 01ms
 Got to be true
1215 1h 0mn 0s 240ms 2s 02ms
 Be true, true, true, true, true
1216 1h 0mn 3s 243ms 1s 01ms
 To your heart
1217 1h 0mn 5s 245ms 1s 01ms
 (SLOW SONG PLAYING)
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 WOMAN: (SINGING)
Look at me
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 You may think you see who I really am
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 But you'll never know me
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 Every day
1222 1h 0mn 26s 2426ms 5s 05ms
 It's as if I play a part
1223 1h 0mn 31s 2431ms 2s 02ms
 Now I see
1224 1h 0mn 33s 2433ms 5s 05ms
 if I wear a mask, I can fool the world
1225 1h 0mn 38s 2438ms 5s 05ms
 But I cannot fool my heart
1226 1h 0mn 46s 2446ms 5s 05ms
 Who is that girl I see
1227 1h 0mn 51s 2451ms 4s 04ms
 Staring straight back at me?
1228 1h 0mn 56s 2456ms 5s 05ms
 When will my reflection show
1229 1h 0mn 2s 252ms 5s 05ms
 Who I am inside?
1230 1h 0mn 8s 258ms 2s 02ms
 I am now
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 In a world where
I have to hide my heart
1232 1h 0mn 16s 2516ms 2s 02ms
 And what I believe in
1233 1h 0mn 18s 2518ms 2s 02ms
 But somehow
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 I will show the world
1235 1h 0mn 23s 2523ms 2s 02ms
 What's inside my heart
1236 1h 0mn 26s 2526ms 4s 04ms
 And be loved for who I am
1237 1h 0mn 33s 2533ms 5s 05ms
 Who is that girl I see
1238 1h 0mn 39s 2539ms 4s 04ms
 Staring straight back at me?
1239 1h 0mn 43s 2543ms 3s 03ms
 Why is my reflection
1240 1h 0mn 47s 2547ms 5s 05ms
 Someone I don't know?
1241 1h 0mn 53s 2553ms 5s 05ms
 Must I pretend that I'm
1242 1h 0mn 59s 2559ms 4s 04ms
 Someone else for all time?
1243 1h 0mn 3s 263ms 5s 05ms
 When will my reflection show
1244 1h 0mn 9s 269ms 2s 02ms
 Who I am?
1245 1h 0mn 11s 2611ms 3s 03ms
 Inside, there's a heart
1246 1h 0mn 14s 2614ms 3s 03ms
 That must be free
1247 1h 0mn 17s 2617ms 2s 02ms
 To fly
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 And I burn
1249 1h 0mn 23s 2623ms 2s 02ms
 With a need to know
1250 1h 0mn 26s 2626ms 5s 05ms
 The reason why
1251 1h 0mn 31s 2631ms 5s 05ms
 Why must we all conceal
1252 1h 0mn 36s 2636ms 4s 04ms
 What we think, how we feel?
1253 1h 0mn 41s 2641ms 4s 04ms
 Must there be a secret me
1254 1h 0mn 45s 2645ms 5s 05ms
 I'm forced to hide?
1255 1h 0mn 51s 2651ms 5s 05ms
 I won't pretend that I'm
1256 1h 0mn 56s 2656ms 4s 04ms
 Someone else for all time
1257 1h 0mn 1s 271ms 5s 05ms
 When will my reflection show
1258 1h 0mn 6s 276ms 5s 05ms
 Who I am inside?
1259 1h 0mn 13s 2713ms 5s 05ms
 When will my reflection show
1260 1h 0mn 19s 2719ms 4s 04ms
 Who I am inside?
1261 1h 0mn 26s 2726ms 4s 04ms
 Oh, yeah