Cat in the Hat script with subtitles

[Narrator]
There are gajillions of stories...


of mischief and fun,


but to keep things simple,


let's start with just one...


about a mom and two kids...


and a house and a hat...


that, oddly enough,


was worn by a cat.


But soon enough
we will get to all that.


In the valley that stretches
from this hill to that hill,



a city is nestled...


that city is Anville.


- [Kid] Hurry up!
We'll miss the movie!
- Any more tutti-frutti?


I'll check.
Thanks!


[NarratorContinues]
It's a town that's not huge,
but quite big enough...


for buyers and sellers
to sell and buy stuff,


from shoes and shirts...


and elongated ladders...


to sailboats and gibble-grated

berry-juice bladders.


[Horn Honks]


So ourstory begins
at the corner
ofMain and Montroob...


in the spotless
real estate offiice...


run by Hank Humberfloob.


[Woman]
Humberfloob Real Estate. How can
we make yourdreams come true?


[People Chattering]


What do you mean,
you're leaving?


You're a babysitter.
Babysitters don't leave. They sit.


Baby-leavers leave.
I'm sorry. I really
gotta go, Miss Walden.


Well, I need to come home
right away.


All right.
Thank you, Amy.
Sorry.


[Sighs]


Attention, everyone!
It's 9:02.



Staff meeting!
Staff meeting!


[All Gasping, Murmuring]
Look alive, everyone.!


First I'd like to
welcome aboard...


our newest member
of the Humberfloob family,


Jim McFlinnagan!


- Mr. Humberfloob,
I wanted to thank you...
- [All Gasping]


Fired.
I beg your pardon?



Fired.
B-But l...


Fired!


One, two, three,
four, fiive, six, seven,
eight, nine, 10!


As you know, tonight is
our bimonthly"meet and greet" party.


Tonight's host is...
Joan Walden.


This is where people can
meet our real estate agents...


in an informal,
yet hygienic setting.


Mr. Humberfloob,
I have to get home to my kids.


Ah, yes.



Your children.


Joan, let me make this
perfectly clear.


If your house
is as messy as last time,


you're fiired!


[Employees Gasping,
Murmuring]


That's pretty clear,
Mr. Humberfloob.



Don't worry. I promise.


My kids'll be
on their best behavior.


Great.


[Phone Rings]
[Woman]
Humberfloob Real Estate.


How can we make
yourdreams come true?

Please hold.


[Narrator]
Lfyou leave Humberfloob's
and turn left onto Main,


three miles down
you'll fiind Lipplapper Lane,


a pleasant-enough street
in a pleasant-enough way...


where a neighbor greeted neighbor
with a neighborly"Hey.!"


Hey!
Hey!


Here the hedges were hedged,

the weeds were all weeded,


and lawns were mowed daily,


twice daily ifneeded.


And at the end
ofthis street,


in a house like any other,


something magical
would happen...


to a sisterand her brother.


[Barking]



[Barks]
Shh! Nevins!
Stealth mode.


Today's to-do list.


Number one:
Make to-do list.


Number two:
Practice coloring.


Number three:
Research graduate schools.


Number four:
Be spontaneous.


Number fiive:
Create lasting
childhood memories.


And numbersix:

Amend will.


What is he doing?


[Sighs]


[Whines]


[Beeps]


Number 10:
Make tomorrow's to-do list.


Ladies and gentlemen!
[Nevins Barking]


Nevins,
your attention, please.


You are about to witness
the third most spectacular stunt...


ever performed
under this roof!


Do you know how hard it's getting
to tell people that we're related?


Relax.
I'll put everything back.


[Whining]


And now,
for the indoor stair luge!


Indoor stair luge?



I'll have to add this one
to my list.


Go have no fun
somewhere else.


It... is... showtime.!


- [Whimpers]
- [Grunts]


Whoa.!


[Yelling]


- Aah!
- Yeah!


[Groans]


- [Woman] Oh, my word.!
- [Nevins Barking]


Nevins!


Nevins, come back.!


Hey, Mom. What's up?



You are so lucky
you didn't ruin this dress.


Mom, I know
you're angry,


but there's something
you need to know.


This was all Sally's fault.
Oh, really?


And how, exactly,
was it Sally's fault?


Give me a minute.
I'm workin' on it.


Save it, Conrad.


Why today? Why did you
have to pick today
to destroy the house?



You know
what's happening today.


I tried to tell him, Mom.


"Mom's throwing
a very important party," I said.


"All ofher important
clients will be here."


But he went right ahead
and wrecked the house
and let Nevins get away.


Now, again, I hope
you're going to ground him.


Yes, Sally, for a week, but
that's none of your business.


Aweek?
Come on. Two days.


I asked you to do
one thing today, Conrad...



keep the house
clean.


Do you know how frustrating it is
that you're always doing
the exact opposite of what I say?


Knock, knock, knock.


[Growling]
Someone lose a dog?


I found him next door...


in my yard... again.



You are a saint.


And here I thought
you were only dating me
for my good looks.


Lucky us.
Larry Quinn is here.


Hey-a, sport.
Call me Lawrence.
Okay?


You rescued Nevins!
Thanks, Lawrence!


It was my pleasure, Sally.
Anything for my little princess.



Oh, I don't wanna be a princess.


In a constitutional monarchy
parliament has all the real power.


I see.
Okay, that's great.


Uh, look, pal, be a sport.


Why don't you go
tidy up the living room.
Okay...dude?


I don't have to listen to you, Larry.


Conrad,
do what Lawrence says.



Have you given some thought
about the Wilhelm Academy?


You mean the Colonel Wilhelm
Military Academy forTroubled Youth?


That's the one, Joan.


I'm not sure
it's right for Conrad.


Oh, Joan, Joan.


Joan, Joan, Joan.


I have so much respect
foryou, Joan.



Single mother, careerwoman,
raising two children on your own,



and still fiinding time
to be the best darned
real estate agent in town.


I know how hard it is, Joan.


It is hard.
Oh... I know.


And I know
how hard you're trying.


This is a once-in-a-lifetime
proposition,
and you must act now.


The Colonel Wilhelm
Military Academy
forTroubled Youth...


is what we call in the sales game
a win-win scenario.



A top-flight military school,
and it's only... eight hours away.


[Phone Rings]
Oh, the phone.


[Phone Rings]


I heard what you said.


I'm not going to military school, Larry.


Look, buddy,



I know I'm not your dad...


and this is probably
really strange foryou...


your neighbor's
dating your mom.


But here's the thing, son.
Come here.


I don't like you either.


But I'm gonna
marry your mom.


And if it was up to me,
you'd be at military school today.


I'm not going
to military school.
Ohh!


I think you're gonna love it.



It's just like summer camp,


except with brutal forced marches...


and soul-crushing discipline.


And one more thing...
It's Lawrence,
you snot-nosed son of a...


wonderful woman
who I'm absolutely crazy about!
[Grunting] Oww!


Gosh, I love children!


Oh, Joan,
I didn't see you there.


Would you be a doll
and help me bring up chairs
from the basement?



Nothing would give me
more pleasure, Joan,
but I do have to run.


I have a very important
sales conference downtown.


Oh. Okay.


- Well, I'll see you at the party tonight.
- Sure.


Mom, that guy's a total phony.
You can't let Larry...


It's Lawrence, Conrad.
[Doorbell Rings]


Kate's Catering.
I'm here to do your party tonight.



Oh, hi.
Where's Kate?


I'm Kate.
Oh. Okay.


Right this way, Kate.


Mom, you've gotta
listen to me...
[Phone Ringing]


Quiet!
Two weeks ago
you said you would...


[Joan Screams]
I "specialed" it.
See?


Quiet!
Nevins!



[Ringing Continues]
I said quiet!


[Ringing]


Joan Walden Real Estate.
Be it ever so humble,
there's no place likeJoan.


This is Mr. Humberfloob.


- Oh, hi, Mr. Humberfloob.
- Joan, I need you to come back to the offiice.


- Today?
- Yes, Joan.


- No problem?
- No problem at all.



Great!


- [Gasps]
- What's going on, Mommy?


Mommy has to go
back to the offiice.


Oh! I hope Mrs. Kwan
can babysit.


- Not Mrs. Kwan!
- [Doorbell Rings]


Oh!
Hi, Mrs. Kwan.


Hi.
I'm running late.



Thanks for babysitting
on such short notice.
Mmm, yeah.


Okay, Mrs. Kwan.


Oh-oh-oh!


I'll be back
in a couple ofhours.
Hi.


Conrad's grounded,
so no video games.


Sally?
Last chance.


If you wanna make cupcakes,
I can take you to
your friend Ginny's house.


- [Growling]
- Ginny's not my friend anymore.


Last time we made cupcakes
she wanted to be the head chef.


I'm the head chef.



What about Denise, then?


She talked back to me,
so I ordered her
not to speak to me anymore.


- And you don't like bossy?
- I won't tolerate it.


Right.


Well, if you're both staying,
remember the rules.


Conrad: No playing ball
in the house, no fiighting,


no answering the phone,
"City morgue."


Mommy,
can't I have some rules?



No chewing tobacco.


Thanks, Mom.
You have my word.


And absolutely no one
sets foot in the living room, or else.


Orelse what?
You're gonna do what Larry said
and send me to military school?


Maybe if you'd just behave,
I wouldn't have to consider military school.


I wish I could trust you.



I wish I had a different mom.


Well, sometimes
I wish the same thing.


[DoorOpens]


[DoorSlams]


Mmm.


Good luck with your meeting.



[Car DoorCloses]


[Grunting]


Children, would you like
to watch television with me?


- We don't have to tell your mother.
- [TV: Channel Changing]



- [Speaking Chinese]
- [Yelling]


[Together]
Taiwanese parliament.
[TV: Yelling, Blows Landing]


You tell them, Kwi-Chang!
No more big government!
[TV: Karate Yells]


Rip his heart out.!


[TV: Blows Landing,

Yelling Continue]


[Snoring]


[Whimpers]


Hit me!
[Sighs]


[Narrator]
So they slumped in theirchairs,


too glum to complain,


and to make matters worse,
it started to rain.


[Butterfly Yelps]


They sat in the house...


on that cold, cold, wet day...


with no fun to have...


and no games to play.


They couldjust
stare out the window...


or perhaps get a nap in,


and hope that something,


anything might happen.


Quit bothering
the fiish.


I know.
Quit bothering the fiish.


Spit hand!
Oh, gross!



Get that away from me!
Get it away!


[Loud Bump]
[Narrator]
Then something went bump.


- What was that?
- [Barks]


How that bump
made themjump.
[Nevins Continues Barking]


[Loud Bumping Continues]
I think it came
from the closet.


[Loud Crash]


[Grunts]


Conrad?


Conrad.


Come on, Conrad.



[Screams]


[Laughing]


You shouldn't scare people.


You should've seen
the look on your face.
It was like you saw a monster...


A monster? Where?


That could've gone better.
[Wheezing Laugh]


[Both Screaming]


[Sally]

What was that?
[Conrad] I don't know.


Looked like
a humongous cat.


"Humongous"?


I prefer the term "big-boned" or"jolly."
Now, what are we hiding from?


[Chortling]



[Both Screaming]


Thatwas a giant cat.


But that's impossible,
isn't it?


It's entirely
impossible.


You know,
I like this hiding place
a lot better.


They'll never

fiind us here.


Scream and run.


[Both Screaming]
And there they go.


Who are you?


Who? Me?


Why, I'm the Cat in the Hat.
There's no doubt about that.


I'm a "super-fun-diferous" feline...


who's here to make sure
that you're...


Meeline? Key lime?



Turpentine?


I got nothin'.


I'm not so good with the rhyming.
Not really, no.


Look, I'm a cat
that can talk.


That should be enough
foryou people!
[Muttering]


I can talk.!
I'm a cat.! Yes.!
[Chortling]


Where did you come from?


Hmm, how do I put this?


When a mommy cat and a daddy cat
love each othervery much,


they decide that...


Oh, no, no, no, no.
Where did you come from?


My place!
Where do you think?
[Snickering]



No, how did you get here?


I drove!


Look, I've been here two whole minutes,
and no one has offered me a drink.


Harumph!


- Sorry, Mr. Cat.
Would you like some milk?
- Milk? Ecch! No!


Lactose intolerant.
Gums up the works. Oy.


You'll thank me later.



[Wheezing, Chortling]


- [Singer Laughing]
Wipeout.!
- Hello!


@¤@¤[SurfRock]
Surf s up!
[Chuckles] Yeah!


Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Yee-hee-hee!


Nice spread you got here.


Homina-homina-homina-homina!



Who is this?


Ohh!


That's my mom.


Awkward, yeah.


Yes, this place will do
quite nicely, actually. Yeah.


Although those drapes
are a train wreck.


[Chortling]


[Snoring]

And this is the lumpiest couch
I ever sat on.


Who is this dreadfully
uncomfortable woman?


Get offher.
That's our babysitter.


What the... Babysitter?


You don't need one of those,
do ya?


Let me get this straight.


You pay this woman...


to sit on babies?


That's disgusting!


I'd do it for nothing!
[Laughing Loudly]


Hmm!


Now, let's see
what the old "phunometer"
has to say.


- "Phunometer"?
- Yeah. It measures
how fun you are.


[Chortling]



Hi.


[Bell Dings]
Huh?


Ohh.


Ah. Control freak.
Yeah.


Now you.


[Whispers]
Hi. How are ya?


- [Bell Dings]
- Whoa!



[Whimpering]


Oh.


Tap it.


Listen, kid,
you can tap it with a hammer,


it ain't gonna change.


Just as I suspected.


You guys are both out of whack.
You're a control freak,
and you're a rule-breaker.


That'll be $700.
Who's your insurance carrier?



- So, what do we do?
- Well, there are two treatments
I'd recommend.


One is a series of painful shots
injected into your abdomen and kneecap.


And the other...


involves a musical number!


@¤@¤[Orchestra:Fanfare]
@ Me-Me-Me-Meow @


How many shots?


[Wheezing]
"How many shots?"
Aren't you precious?



[Gasps]


Maestro!
@¤@¤[Orchestra:Introduction]


@ I know it is wet @


@ And the sun is not sunny @
[Thunderclap]


@ But we can have lots of
good fun that is funny @



[Both Groan]


@ It's fun to have fun @


@ But you got to know how @


[Gagging]


- [Vomits, Liquid Splatters]
- [Both Gasp, Groan]


Hair ball.


@ I know lots of good tricks
and I'll... @


Stop this right now.!
Huh?



- Who said that?
- Me!


Remember? The fiish?


Came home in a Baggie,
loved me for two weeks, and then nothing!


- The fiish is talking!
- Well, sure, he can talk.


But is he saying anything?
No, not really. No.


[Fish]
Hey, Socks, can it.!



This cat should not be here.
He should not be about.


He should not be here
when your mother is out.


Come on, kids!
You gonna listen to him?
He drinks where he pees!


@¤@¤[Salsa]


@There was this cat I knew
back home where I was bred @


@ He never listened to
a single thing his mother said @


@¤He never used the litter box
He made a mess in the hall @¤


@That's why they sent him
to a vet @


@To cut offboth his ba... @


ba... ba...


@ Boy, that wasn't
fun, fun, fun @


@ He never learns
You can have fun, fun, fun @
But less is more!


@They may ship you off to school
so rein it in a little @


@ We can't spell "fun"
without "U" in the middle @


Human, this cat is currently in violation

of... 17 ofyour mother's rules.!


[Rings]
City morgue!


- Eighteen!
- [Laughing]


[Crowd Cheering,
Applauding]


- Olé!
- [Bull Growling]


Ooh!


[Screaming]


@ You can juggle work and play
but you have to know the way @


@ You can keep afloat a wish
like the way I do this fiish @


@¤ You can be a happy fella
Someone throw me that umbrella @¤


@ And that rake, that cake
Life's what you make it @



@ So have fun, fun, fun @


@ Go insane and have
some fun, fun, fun @


@Just look at me
Fun, fun, fun @


@ No more rain
Look, it's the sun, sun, sun @


@ So can't you see
I'm as happy as a clam
I'm as fiit as a fiiddle @


@ Yeah, the dogs
may bark about you @


@ And the purebred chaps
may doubt you @


[Fish]

Getting motion sickness.!


Milk? Big mistake.


@ But remember this
You can't have fun without "U" @


I can't breathe!
Ohh!


Whoa!


I knew that milk would
come back to haunt me.
Help! Help!


- [Loud Burp]
- [Groaning]


[Yelling]



[Grunting]


@"U" in the middle @@


[Gulps]


[Panting, Chuckling]


- Bravo, Cat.
- Huh?


These children are smart enough
not to fall foryour MTV-style flash...


at the expense of content
and moral values.


That was wicked cool!
Do it again!



I'd love to, but Shamu is right...
I really should be going.


- No, don't go!
- No, I should go.


I should let you and the fiish
have all your fun conjugating verbs,


cleaning your room,
doing long division.


No, you have to stay!


All right, I'll stay.
Oh, yeah!
[Conrad] Yeah.!


But if I'm gonna stay,
there's something I wanna show you.



Something magical...


and full of wonder.


- It's called a contract.
- You want us to sign this?


- Just a formality, really. Yeah.
- Who are they?


Magical time-traveling elves.


[Chortling]
Yeah. Magic.


Okay, they're my lawyers.


Liability issues, litigious society,
frivolous lawsuits.


You understand.



Basically, this contract guarantees
you can have all the fun you want...


and nothing bad's
ever gonna happen.


- All the fun we want?
- Uh-yeah!


- Nothing bad will happen?
- Uh-no!


Come on, Sal,
for once in your life
try something spontaneous.


It goes against
my better instincts, but...


fiine.


Beautiful.
Initial here.



And here. And here.


Not here!


[Wheezes]


Turn it over.


This is nothing.


[Clears Throat]
Scratch this.


Smell that!
Terrifiic.


Yadee-yadee-yadee.


Sign the bottom.

[Pencil Scratching On Paper]


You're it!
Okay, gimme fiive!


Four.


[Chortling]


Let's get this party
started! Uh-huh!


Hey, check out this room!
[Laughing]


What now?


Mom says we're not
allowed in the living room
today, or else.



She's worried we'll mess up the couches
byjumpin'on 'em orsomethin;


And she's right.
You can't jump on these.


Not like this.
They need some adjustment.
Yee-haw!


[Chuckling]


Let's take a look
under the hood.


[Spits] Yeah.
[Chuckles]



Just doin' my job.
[Fart]


Sorry.
What have we got here?


Whew.


Here we go.
[Chortles]


It's oversized.
That's unusual.


Here it is.
[Grunts]


[Elephant Trumpets]


Down, Simba!
Down, Simba!
Get outta here!


Spray me, would ya?
You...



[Whimpering]
[Trumpeting Continues]


[Choking]


[Blows Landing]
[Elephant Whimpering]


[Panting]


- [Elephant Trumpets]
- Thanks for the help.



Back in a second.
Who's your couch mechanic?


You oughta call
Mr. Catwrench.


[Grinding, Rumbling]
Oww! My fur!
My fur! My fur!


[Groaning, Shouting]


That oughta do it.
Whoo!


[Chortling]


[Laughing]


Come on, kids.
I could use a little company.



What about Mom's party?


What about it?
We signed the contract.


Wha-hoo!
[Laughing] Yeah!


One cushion left,
Sally.


She'll never do it.
She doesn't know
how to have fun.


Fun? Sally,
you're betterthan fun.
Fun is beneath you.


Remember
what your mother told you...


No one sets foot
in the living room...
[Conrad Shouting]


You know what?
Let's just watch some flashbacks.


[Voice Slowed Down]
Absolutely no one sets foot
in the living room, or else.


You're fiired... fiired... fiired...


fiired... fiired... fiired...



[Takes Deep Breath]
Fiired... fiired... fiired... fiired...


And that's why...
[Groans]


Oww!


This is where
they buried my brother.!


[Cat Laughing]
[Conrad]
Yeah.!


[All Laughing]
Yippee!
Oh, yeah!


This is amazing!
Like being
in the circus!


Yeah, but without
those tortured animals...


or drunken clowns
that have hepatitis.


See, kids, I told you
we could have fun!


[Laughing Continues]
[Conrad] The best thing is,
no one will ever...


know.


Judas Priest!
I can't believe what I'm seeing!


Oh, Mr. Quinn,
I was just telling Conrad
to get off the couch.


Bad, Conrad!
Bad!


Sally,


baby, angel, princess,


I'm gonna let you in
on a little secret, okay?


Nobody likes a suck-up!



[Quinn Laughing]


Where's the cat?
I don't know.


[Burps]
Ohh!


Good bread.


What are you two
lookin' at?


[Sneezing]


Is there a cat in here?


[Sneezing Continues]



I'm gonna...
You're gonna...


I have to...
[Sneezes]


[Sneezes]
Get out ofhere.


[Sneezes Twice]


[Both Laughing]


See, kids, I told you.
Stick with me, it'll all work out.


[Sneezes]
Oh, no! Ohh!
[Chortling]


Little-known fact...
cats always land on their tushy.


- I thought they always
landed on their feet.
- Oh, sure, now you tell me.



Harumph!
[Chortling]


- So, kiddo, what do you
want to do for fun?
- I wanna make cupcakes!


Cupcakes? Oh, yeah!
[Chortling]
To the kitchen!


[Announcer]
Live from the kitchen,


the following is
a paid commercial announcement

forAstounding Products.


Hi! Welcome to
Astounding Products.


[Laughing]


I'm your host,
the guy in the sweaterwho asks
all the obvious questions.


[Studio Audience
Laughing]


Now, here to tell us
about his astounding product
for making cupcakes,


all the way
from Cheshire, England,
please welcome...


Me! Hello!
[Chuckling]


Now... Hello!
I'm so excited!


Do you love
making cupcakes,


but hate all
the hard cupcake work?


I know I do!


Well, forget
everything you know
about making cupcakes...



and say hello...


to the amazing Kupkake-inator.


- I'm so excited!
- [Audience Chuckling]


Cupcake-a-what?


[Cat, Audience]
Kupkake-inator!


Oh, this amazing device
can instantly make cupcakes...


out of anything that
you have in the kitchen.



- Wait a minute.
Did you say"anything"?
- Anything.


Anything?
Yes, anything.


Anything?
Anything.


- Anything?
- I'll get you, and it'll look
like a bloody accident.


- [Audience Tittering]
- Anything.


Now, take off the lid.
You can put in, I don't know,
a carton of eggs.


What?
How about
a pack ofhot dogs?



That's incredible!
Why not some ketchup?


Yeah, why not?
How about...
I know what you're thinkin'.


Even a fiire extinguisher.
There we go.


Hmm?


Now, close the lid
and Bob's your flippin' uncle!


What an
astounding product!


[Audience Applauding]
Oh, yeah!


Open the drawer,
[Bell Dings,
Motor Whirring]



Fiill the patented
Kupkake-inator tray,
[Audience Gasping]


- Close the drawer,
- [Audience Continues Gasping]


Then place it
in a conventional oven.


[Audience Laughing,
Applauding]


Delicious cupcakes
are just minutes away.


Did you just say
"minutes away"?


[Host, Audience]
That's impossible!


You're not just wrong,
you're stupid.
Now, wait just a minute...


And you're ugly,
just like your mum.


[Audience Gasping]
Did you just call
my mother ugly?


Shut up! I mean it!
I will end you!



- [Grunts]
- [Audience, Cat Gasping, Groaning]


Um, Cat.
Your tail.


What about it?


Oh, I see! I've chopped it off.
That's interesting, because...


Son of a bi...
[Beep]


@¤@¤[Whistling
"The Girl From Ipanema"]



Look, I'm not saying
we're going to sue.


I'm just saying
we have a case.


We'll talk later.
Lxnay, ixnay.


[Wheezes]
Hi.


Cat, is the oven
supposed to be
making that sound?


Huh?


Of course. That means
they're almost done, Conrack.


- Conrad.
- That's what I said, Condor.


- Cat!
- Now, that's my name!



[Oven Whirring, Rumbling]


[Timer Bell Dings]
Yep!


They're done!


Oh, man!
There's nothing
to worry about.


I'm sure
they still taste fiine.


Yecch!
They're horrible!



Who wants some?
Come on, come on!
[Chortling]


Oh... my... cod.


Ohh! Aah!


Cat, you need to
clean this mess up pronto.


We have a contract.
All right, I'll try.


You don't try. You do.


Yes, ma'am.
Right away, ma'am.


[Coughs]
I'll be right back.


Whoa!

[Crash]


[Chortling]


[Snoring]
Hi.
How are ya?


Okay.
[Chortling]


Look. I'm a girl.


[Giggling, Purring]


Stop! That's...


[Together]
Mom's dress!



[Gasps]
This fiilthy thing?


She was gonna wear that tonight,
and you ruined it.


Honey, it was ruined
when she bought it.


Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Mm-hmm.


I told you
all this would happen.!


- But no one listens to a fiish!
- Oy.



A dog goes "woof-woof"
and everybody knows that
little Timmy's trapped undera log.


But a fiish speaks
in plain English...


All right, everyone,
let's just take a deep breath
and calm down.


[Inhaling, Exhaling]



You know who's gonna solve it?
Me. I am.


I will personally
take care of everything.


And I know
just the guys to do it.


[Wheezing]


[Chortling]


In this box are two Things.
I will show them to you.



Two Things, and I call them
Thing One and Thing Two.


These Things will not bite you.
They want to have fun.


So without further ado,


meet Thing Two
and Thing One!


[Whooping, Babbling]


@Ta-da @


Oh, yeah!
[Chortles]



Thing One, Conrad, Sally.
Conrad, Sally, Thing One.


Thing Two, Conrad, Sally.
Conrad, Sally, Thing Two.


Thing One, Thing Two.
Thing Two, Thing One.
Conrad, Sally. Sally, Conrad.


I am the Cat.
Don't belittle me.


Ah, yes, of course.


Thing Two would like to
clarify that just because
he wears the number two...



does not imply in any way
that he's inferior to Thing One.


And all of the above.


He says you may feel free
to call him Thing "A," if you like.


He will also accept SuperThing,
Thing King, Kid Dynamite,


Chocolate Thun-Da...
or Ben.
[Chuckles] Ben!


[Thing OneJabbering]


Thing One says
he's Thing One for a reason,


and some people
should just get used to it.



It's a Thing thing.
You wouldn't understand.


[ThingsJabbering,
Arguing]
Okay, enough!


You are quickly turning into
one of my least favorite Things.


Listen, Convex,
you probably don't
wanna do that.


Why not?
It's just a crate.


This isn't just any old crate.


It's the Trans-dimensional
Transportolator.


It's kinda like a doorway
which leads from this world
to my world.



But it says,
"Made in the Philippines."


Yes, but not this Philippines.


Look, now,
I'm not usually a rules guy,
but this is a biggie.


No opening the crate.



No lookee, no touchee.
Got it?


[Thing]
Mekka-dekka we should
settle ourdifferences.


[Jabbering]


[Cat]
Things, front and center.!


Cool.


All right, Things,
I'm not paying you to
stand around and look pretty.


Here's Mom's dress.


[Thing Cackling]
Oh.! Mommy's dress.!


[BothJabbering, Giggling]



- [Gasp]
- [Gasp]


- What about the couch?
- Which couch?


The clean one,
orthe horribly stained one?


- [Wheezing]
- [Jabbering Continues]


Ho!
[Chortling]


Mekka-dekka
don't worry!


Incoming!



Cat, they're wrecking
the whole house.!


[Snoring]


[Groans,
Continues Snoring]


[Jabbering, Giggling Continue]


- Conrad, help!
- Help yourself!


Look at me!
Come and get it!



[ContinuesJabbering]


[Grunts]
Whoa! Ooh, yeah! Whoa!


[Giggles]
That tickles!


[Jabbering]
Geronimo!


[Jabbering, Grunting]


[Crab Lock]
Mine, mine, mine!
Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!


Ride 'em, cowboy!
Yee-hee-hee! Ho-ho-ho! Whee!


[Snoring]


[Continues Snoring]



If this were my house,
I'd be furious.


[Laughing]


Hey! Klondike!


Do you have any idea
what happened to the lock
on this crate?


- It's on Nevins's collar.
- Nevins?


[Sally]
Nevins? Nevins.!



Put the dog down!
I said, put the dog down!


Why won't they
listen to me?


Oh. I don't know if this helps,
but the Things always do
the opposite of what you say.


Why do they always
do the opposite?
That's so annoying!


Remind you of anyone,
Conrad?


Zinga!
[Things Cackling]


Zinga! Zinga!



Blue! 41! Set!
Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut!


Hey, Thing,
don't let go of that dog!


Let go!


[Conrad] Catch him...
I mean, don't catch him.!
[Screams]



[Crab Lock Chuckles]
[Barks]


Well, this is just great, Conrad.


The whole house is destroyed,
the party is ruined,
and now Nevins is gone.


Sally, Kojak,


that's nothing compared
to what's gonna happen
if we don't lock this crate.


Take a look.
It's already leaking.


[Grunting]


- It won't stay shut.
- Not without the lock.


Look, if we don't get that lock off of Nevins
and put it back on this crate,



we're gonna be staring down
the business end
of the mother of all messes.


[Grunting]
We've gotta go out
and fiind Nevins.


[Grunts]
Impossible! Sally!


There's only four hours
till the party.


The Fish is right.
We should call Mom
and tell herwhat happened.


Look at this house!
There's no way we could
explain this to Mom.



We gotta get Nevins back
and lock the crate!


We're staying and calling Mom.


We're going and getting the dog.


[Sinister Voice]
There is a third option.


@¤@¤[Organ:Dramatic]
There is?


Yes. It involves...


murder!
@@ [Dramatic Chords]



- That's your option?
- No.


But you guys both had options.
I just wanted to have one too.


[Chuckling]
Or did I?


- Cat, you're not helping!
- Come on. Let's go get that dog.


Now, wejust need
a heavy, inanimate object
to weigh down this crate.



[Kids Grunting]


[Grumbling]


There. That oughta
buy us some time.


Come on, kids!
Let's go, go, go!
[Wheezing Laugh]


[Grunting, Sighing]


[Man On TV]
Identical sister Mitzy...


[Sighs]
[Man #2 On TV]
That's right.


[Grunts]


- [Knocking]
- Yeah!


What do you want now?


Repo.



You're repossessing my TV?


I'm sure I made a payment.


If it's about that bounced check,
let me give you a credit card.


That one's expired.
Huh? Oh, come on!


[Woman On TVGrunting]


[Narrator]
With the lock on his collar,

Nevins kept running,


unaware ofhis part...


in the evil Quinn's cunning.
[Ringing]


Joan Walden Real Estate.
Be it ever so humble, there's no...


Oh, hi, Joan.


The kids let the dog
out again.
You're kidding.



Don't worry. I'll go get him,
then we'll have a conversation
vis-a-vis military school.


I don't know.
Conrad's like you, Lawrence.


He's very... sensitive.
Uh-huh.


[Sighs]
But I suppose it's something
I should consider.


I'll get the dog.
I'll be right over.
[Dial Tone Hums]


[Sighs]


[Groaning]


- [Barking]

- [Conrad]
Okay, there's Nevins.


Stay out of sight.
[Barks, Growls]


@¤@¤[Violin Strings Plucking]


@@ [Plucking Continues]



I thought the moment
needed something.


Oh, what will become of us?


Your motherwill lose her job,


and we'll have to...
live on the street!


[Sobbing]
I can't! Don't make me go...


[Groans]
I don't know this world.!


It's dry! It's like...
I can't... It's too...
Fish!



It's too much!


Would you like to go back
in the toilet?


On second thought,
it's such a beautiful day.
Why spend it indoors?


- Thank you!
- [Gasps]


Okay, kids.
Get out of my way.


This fence is no match
for my cat-like grace and reflexes.
Here we go.


[Neck Muscles,
Knuckles Cracking]
[Exhales]


Ow. Okay.
Watch me fly, kids.
[Wheezing Laugh]


[Loud Crash]

[Grunting]


Ow!


I don't think
the little girl's even trying.


What about your
cat-like... reflexes?


What about showing a little effort,
shrimp boat? Now, push!


Whaa!


All right, Nevins.


Time to die.


- [Whimpering]
- Cat, you scared him away!



Dirty hoe.


I'm sorry, baby.
I love you. Hmm.


[Conrad]
Come on, Cat.!


[Yipping]
There he is!


[Children Shouting]



[Man]
Happy birthday, Denise.


[Sally]
Denise?


Everyone I know
is there.


There's Ginny and Alan.


How come Denise didn't
invite me to her birthday?



Don't worry. Let'sjust
get Nevins and go.


- [Woman] Okay, kids.
Everyone outside.!
- [Kids Screaming]


[Yelling]


Aaah!



Nevins.
Cat, get down!
They're gonna see you!


Hide.!


[Excited Shouting]


[Chanting]
Piñata! Piñata! Piñata!


Piñata! Piñata!


Piñata.! Piñata.!
[Nervous Grumbling]


- [Groans]
- Everybody join in!



[Girl]
It's breaking!


Step out of my way.


This cannot end well.


- Piñata! Piñata!
- [Howling]


@¤I'm easy @¤


@¤Ah, ah, ah, ah @¤
[Whinnying]



@¤I'm easy
like Sunday morning @¤@¤


- [Howling]
- [Both Groaning]


[Howling Continues]


Oh-ho-ho! Whoo!


- Oh.! Whoo-hoo.!
- I got an idea.



[Conrad]
Candy.!


Candy!


[Growls]


[Both]
No!


Get back!
Cat!


[Cat Grunts]
I'll get you!



[Sighs]
[Phone Rings]


[Gasping]
I'd love to buy some.


Hello, Mrs. Kwan.
It'sJoan Walden.


I just called
to check on the kids.
Are they okay?


[Chuckles]
Those aren't children.


They're little angels.


[All Laughing]



That's sweet.


Well, all right, Mrs. Kwan.
I'll be home as soon as I can.


Bye-bye.
Bye.


[Things Babbling]


[Sighs]


[Groans, Snores]


[Excited Chortling]


[Cat]
All right, soldier.
Our bogey is in range.


Commence
search and destroy.


- What?
- Search and rescue.


I meant search and rescue.
Come on!



I can't believe I wasn't
invited to that party.


Hey!
You're a lone wolf.


[Whispering]
Live alone, die alone.
Yeah.


- Can we please get the dog?
- [Mocking]
Can we please get the dog?


Can we please get the dog?
Boo!


[Conrad]
Oh, no.! Oh, man.!



Hello, Nevins.
Good-bye, Conrad.


Not so tough now,
are you?
[Barks]


[Sinister Laughing]


[Hooting Laugh]


We're dead.
We're never gonna get
that crate shut.


And I'm getting shipped off
to Colonel Von Kronk's School
for Wayward Boys!


Why don't we
take my car?
You have a car?



Yeah, sure.
[CarAlarm Chirps]


[Engine Starts,
Tires Screech]


Wow.
That is so cool.


That's just
the dust cover.


Here she is, the Super Luxurious
Omnidirectional Whatchamajigger.



Or S.L.O.W. For short.


S.L.O.W.?


Yeah, SLOW.
It's better than the last name we had.


Super Hydraulic
Instantaneous Transporter.


- Oh, you mean...
- Ohh! Quick, to the SLOW.
[Chortling]


[Grunts]
Buckle up, kids.


We're on a mission to get that dog,
and we will not rest
until we fiind and destroy it.


Rescue it!
Rescue it! Of course
I meant rescue it.



Whatever. Remember, kids,
there's nothing faster than SLOW.


That's backwards!
It makes no sense.
Look at you! Argh!


Okay, here we go.
G.P. S... check.


DVD, CD... check.


Someone from Czechoslovakia
is a... Czech.
[Chortling]


Siren!
What are you...
What...


Siren?
[Screaming]


Let's go!


Whoo-whoa-ho-ho!
[Hooting]


Hi there!
How are you? Yeah!
[Giggling]


[Engine Backfiiring]
[Laughing]


[All Yelling]


@ I'm sending Conrad away @


- Oh! Oh!
- [Barking]


[Sniffs]
Oh!

[Barks]


I can't believe you whizzed
on my taco!


[Barking Continues]


Wait tillJoan
gets a load of you!


[Laughing]
[Barking]



- There they are!
- [Fish] Red light, red light,
red light, red light.!


Red light!


[All Screaming]


- Someone else should drive.
- All right. You win.


Concrete,
you drive.
Are you serious?


I don't know.



A little voice inside of me
is saying, "This is a bad idea,"


but I can barely hear
that little voice...


because an even louder
little voice is screaming,
"Let the 12-year-old drive!"


Now, punch it!
[Imitating Engine]


[Grunts]


This is awesome.!


[Gagging]


- [Retching]
- [Groans]



- I want to drive.
- I think that's a great idea.


[Chuckling]


Wait!
Two people can't drive
at the same time.


You're right.
We should all drive.
[Chortling]


[Tires Screeching]
[Yelling]


- Cat.! Where are the brakes?
- I'll get them.



I think there's something wrong
with your brakes. When's the
last time you had them checked?


[Chortling]
Bad brake.!


[Screaming]


One-way street, one-way street,
one-way street, one-way street.!


- [Gasping, Screaming]
- [Truck Horn Honking]



Hey, Rhode Island license plate.
You never see those.


[Horn Honking]


Om. Om.


[Loud Clanging]


Air bag. Standard.


[Panting]


I think... I wet... my jar.



Can we do that again?


[Alarm Chirps]
[Gasps]


Hey, there he is!


[Conrad] Oh, no.!
He's going into Mom's offiice.!


Come on, Cat!


[Whistles]
You know, Nevins,


whenJoan fiinds out
you've escaped again,
Conrad will be moving out,



and I'll be moving in.


[Conrad] We've gotta get
Nevins and that lock back.
[Sally] What are we gonna do?


Don't worry.
I have three plans.



Plan "A": "Mess up
a perfectly clean house."


Done that. Plan "B":
"Cut your losses and ditch the kids."


- That could work.
- What about that one?


Plan "C": "Trick Mom's boyfriend
into handing over dog and lock."


I don't know.
I still like Plan "B."


- [Both] Cat!
- Okay, okay. Plan "C."


Look at you. Argh!


[Whining]
Excuse me, sir.


I'd like you to sign
my petition. Yeah.


Get out of my way,
you hippie freak.


Are you aware of the senseless,
wholesale slaughter...


of the flatulating,
acid-spitting Zumzizeroo?


What will it take
to get you out of my face?


Just sign my petition...


with this large, oversized pen
that requires two hands.


I see.

[Loud Click]


- Will you hold my dog?
- Yes!


Okay, I have a problem
with the word "dog."


I don't use the "D" word per se
'cause I think it's really, really wrong.


Yeah. But I will happily
hold yourCanine-American.


- I'm more comfortable
with that really, yeah.
- [Giggling]


@ How much is that Canine-American
in the window @



[Both]
Cat! Come on!


- [Nevins Barking]
- Hey, what the...


[Cat] Go, go, go.!
Come back here!
I'm on to you kids!


- Nothing to see here.
Keep moving! Go!
- [Panting]


[Whistle Blows]
Come on! Let's go.
Ah, get in, get in!



Come on, let's go.
Get in! Hi, hi.
Get in! Get in!


@¤@¤[Dance]
Look out below!


Oh! Sorry. Over there.


[Hooting]
Hey! Hey, hey!
Hey, hey!


[Feet Screeching]
Ohh!


Oh!
[Laughing]



I got you!


Here he comes!
[Both]
Cat!


[Yelling]


- [Woman Screams]
- Where's my hat? Oh! Go! Go, go!


Go! Let's go!
My tail, my tail.


Come on, Cat!
[Grunts]
I'm walking here!


[Angry Whimpering]
[Horn Honking]


Joan. Joan!
[Whimpering]


- I think we lost him.
- Not the pocket. Not the pocket!


- We got the lock back.
Now let's get home.
- Relax, kid. I'm all over it.


[Wheezing Laugh]
Hey.


What's wrong?
This.


This is not my hat.
I must have picked up
the wrong hat back there.


- So?
- So...


without my hat,
I'm just your garden-variety
six-foot-tall talking cat.



Joan, yourchildren
are running around town
like complete maniacs.


Yes, they are.
With some weird,
hairy man in a big hat.


Uh-huh.


You're gonna believe everything
I'm telling you once we get to
your house, okay? Come on.


We're doomed!


We're dead. This is all my fault.
I'm such an idiot.


Why do I always have to do
the opposite of what I'm supposed to?


Wait a second.
That's it! The opposite!


Hey, Things!
Don't help us!


Do not show up and help us
get home right now!


- We're goin' on a road trip!
- Larry's car?



How'd you get so smart?
[Chortling]


[Narrator]
So the race was on
to get back home fiirst.


[Conrad]
Hang on! We gotta beat
Mom and Quinn home!


[Narrator]
But back at their home,

things werejust getting worse.


There's Mom and Larry!


Step on it, Joan.
Go, go, go, go, go.


Oh, Things, do not do anything
to slow down my mom.


[Things]
Slow down Mom.!


[Whooping]



[Chattering]


[Quinn]
Look, Joan, they don't
beat them every day.


[Siren Wailing]
Oh, great.


[Siren Continues]


[Clears Throat]
I'm sorry, Offiicer.
Was I speeding?


Mekka dekka license,
appa registration.


Mekka dekka,
you're one hot mama.



Hey, that's my car.
Joan, we better go right away!


Please let me handle this.


Sorry, I guess I was
in a hurry to get home.


- I'm not gonna let them
get away with this!
- [Babbling]


[Yelling]


[Siren Wailing]


Meet me at the house!


Not so fast,
you little maggots!
Ha-ha!


Oh, you are so busted.
Now get inside.



You don't want to go in there.
It's going to be a total...
Aah!


What?
Sally, what happened?


What about the mother
ofall messes?
I don't know.


[Sneezes]
Why am I sneezing?


That'd be me. Boo!



You're a giant...
[Sneezing]


Cat!


[Screaming]


Judas Priest!


Ooh.
Mama mia.


What happened
to our house?


It's the mother
of all messes.
Yup!



Pure, unadulterated fun
without any good sense or judgment.


See, Corn Dog,
this is why I warned you...


not to open the crate.


- [Birds Honking]
- Although, on the plus side,


I think people will be
talking about tonight's party
for the rest of their lives.


- [Nevins Whines]
- [Groans]


- We gotta shut the crate! Come on!
- Okay.


[Cat Chuckling]


Let's take the front hall carpet.
[Chortling]



- This can't be the front hall.
- This is what happens when you
mix yourworld and my world.


Oh, and when you eat
bad shellfiish.


Let's go! Oh, yeah!


Cat, how do we
fiind the crate?
Beats me.


This hat is worthless,
and it makes me look fat.


- Where's Mrs. Kwan?
- Oh-ho-ho!


Here she comes,
right on schedule.


- Oh, yeah!
- We're going to ride Mrs. Kwan?


Sure.! It's the only way
to the crate. Hop on.!


Oh, this is gonna be good!


Please keep your hands and feet
in the Kwan at all times!


Enjoy the ride!
[Chortling]


Ladies and gentlemen,

the dining room. Ohh.!
[Laughing]


[Sally]
This is the dining room?
[Clock Cuckooing]


Hey, look.
Chandelier!


[Chuckling]


[Conrad]

Is that the bathroom?


You might want to
hold it for a while.


Something like that
really burns my...


[All]
Aaah!


This is amazing!
It's like a ride
at an amusement park!


You mean, like at...
Universal Studios.


[Laughing]
Cha-ching.


Whoa!



[All Screaming]


- [Cat] Whoa!
- [Grumbling]


Please exit the Kwan to your left.
Have a nice day!


This is ridiculous.
I have to get home.


[Grunting]
Police brutality!
Illegal choke hold!


Where are we?
The living room,
I think.


Ah, man!
My eyes are closed.


If there's no line, could we
go back and do that again?
There's the crate!



Oh!
[Chortling]


If we shut the crate,
the house will go back to normal.


You have the lock?


Got it!
Come on! Let's go!


Sally!
[Both Grunting]


- Come on!
- It won't shut!


Sally! Everything
is disappearing up there!


- Help!
- Sally!


- Oh! Oh!
- Sal... Aaah!



- Help me, Conrad!
- Sally!


Help me!
I can't hold on!


Hang on!
Help me, Conrad!


Help.!
Sally, I can't reach
the lock!


- No!
- I can't save you
unless you let go!


Okay.


[Screaming]
Help me!



- [Lock] Yes!
- [Screaming]


[Crashing, Groaning]
[Birds Chirping]


[Yelling]


[Gurgling]
Ugh!


I did it!
I did it!


I did it.! I did it.!

I did it.!


[Laughing]
I did it! I did it!


Okay, "we" did it.


I don't think
we did anything.


The place is still a wreck.
You said if we shut the crate,
everything would be okay!


But it's not.
It's a complete disaster!


Well, what are you
gonna do?


Tennis, anyone?



[Metal Popping]


[Balls Rolling]
[Sniffiing]


Ooh!
[Purring]


Love that new ball smell.
Yeah.


- Hey, your hat... it's magic again?
- Oops.


Well, now that the cat's out of the bag,
to use an archaic
and cruel-sounding metaphor,



why don't you serve fiirst?


You had your real hat
this whole time?


Uh-yup.
I planned the whole day.
[Wheezing Laugh]


- What do you mean,
you planned the whole day? All of it?
- Uh-yup.


- The house getting trashed?
- Uh-yup.


- Quinn taking Nevins?
- Uh-yup.


- Cutting off your tail?
- Uh-nope. No.


You even knew
I'd open the crate?


Why do you think I made it my one rule?
I knew you couldn't resist.


Now, who's up for a game
of Canadian doubles?


[Loud Crashing]


Cat, you said nothing bad
would happen.


Cat, you need to get out.


I don't know that game.
It's not a game.


None of this is a game!



- But I thought you two
wanted to have fun today.
- Look around, Cat.


You were right.
It's fun to have fun,
but you have to know how.


You don't know
when enough is enough.
Now, go!


Suzy.


Cromwell.



Please.


[Both]
Out!


Out!


[Sparking]


Good riddance!


Now, this may not be the time
for"I told you so," but...


Like I said,
not the time.


I'll get the mop
and bucket.


Conrad, you might want
to get out ofhere until Mom
has a chance to calm down.



No. This was my fault.
I'll take the blame.


Look, Mom will be home any second.
Why don't you go upstairs?


I'm not going upstairs.
I'm staying with you.


Really? Why?
Two reasons.


One, the stairs are destroyed.


Two, this is just as much
my fault as yours.


We should share the blame.


Thanks, Sally.



By the way,


you're a pretty good brother.


Glad you think that.
Maybe we can room together
at military school.


Well, here goes.


[Chortling]


@ Bet you thought I'd gone
Bet you felt a sting @


@¤Bet you neverthought
I'd have anothersong to sing @¤


@ But now that you've learned your lesson
Allow me to blow your mind @


@ By reading to you the small print
of the contract that you signed @@


Okay, section eight,
article 93, subparagraph 834.


Right by the chili stain.
[Chuckles]


It reads, "If Conrad, a.k.a. Concrete,
should open the crate...


"and we know he will...
the contract shall be null and void.



"However,


if Sally and Conrad
should learn from their mistakes,
the contract shall be reinstated."


I think you two have satisfiied
the legal burden oflearning.


[Both]
Yeah!


So there's just one last game to play.
It's called "Clean Up The House."


Kids, meet the Dynamic Industrial
Renovating Tractormajigger.


[Both]
D-l-R-T?



That's right!


[Chortling]
@¤It's getting better
all the time @¤


@¤I used to get mad
at my school @¤
Ta-da!


@¤ The teachers who taught me

weren't cool @¤


@¤ You're holding me down @¤


@¤ Turning me 'round @¤


@¤Filling me up
with your rules @¤
@¤Ooh-ooh @¤


@¤I've got to admit
it's getting better@¤
@¤Better@¤


@¤A little better
all the time @¤


@¤It can't get no worse @¤


@¤I have to admit
it's getting better@¤
@¤Better@¤


@¤A little better
since you've been mine @¤


- [Cat Chortling]

- Hee-hee!
[Babbling]


@¤Me used to be
an angry young man @¤


@¤Me hiding my head
in the sand @¤


[Horn Honks]
@¤ You gave me the word

I fiinally heard @¤


@¤I'm doing the best
that I can,yeah @¤


@¤I've got to admit
it's getting better@¤


@¤Better@¤

@¤A little better
all the time @¤


@¤Can't get no worse @¤


@¤I have to admit
it's getting better@¤


@¤Better@¤

@¤It's getting better@¤


@¤Since you've been mine @¤
Oh, yeah!


@¤Getting so much better@¤
These drapes are so out,


@¤All the time @¤
they're in!


@¤It's getting better

all the time @¤
[Chortling] Yeah!


- @¤Better, better, better@¤
- Spin! Spin!


@¤It's getting better
all the time @¤


@¤Better, better, better@¤


[Blubbering]


[Chortling]
Ooh! Ooh!


@¤I have to admit
it's getting better@¤


@¤A little better
all the time @¤
[Barking]


@¤It can't get no worse @¤
@¤ Yes, I admit
it's getting better@¤


- @¤It's getting better@¤
- Bye!


@¤Since you've been mine @¤


@¤Getting so much better
all the time @¤@¤


Okay, we had some good times.


We cleaned up the house.


We even managed to work in
an up-tempo pop tune for the sound track.


That's important.


I guess there's just one
last thing to check.



[Gurgling]
Huh?


[Dings]


[Dings]


Looks like everything's
in balance,


but you're still smoking
way too many cigars.


- And you... lay offthe sauce.!
- [Chuckles]


Cat,


this day has been...
amazing.



Thank you, Cat.


For everything.


Conrad?


Sally?


Adieu.


- [Sally]
Cat.!
- Cat!



- Huh?
- Wait, Cat.
- Don't go!


[Chuckles]


Uh-oh!


[Chortling]


All right, kids.
This place better not be a mess.


I'm... home?


Hi, Mom.
Hi, Mom.



Miss Walden, home so soon?
The children were angels.


- Thanks, Mrs. Kwan.
- Hello, Joan.


[Gasps]
Lawrence, what happened to you?


They... happened to me.


Your demonic children.


[Panting]
They destroyed your house.!


Uh...


[Quinn]
The house was alive.
The wall was made ofpaper.


I fell off the cliff.
And the giant cat...


The giant cat!


[Whispers]
Tell her.



Larry, Larry.


You look terrible,


and my mom
thinks you're insane.


This is what we in sales
call "a win-win scenario."


Joan, you are passing up
the opportunity of a lifetime.


You know what kind ofkid
your boy is.


I mean, who are you
going to believe?


You're right. I do know
what kind ofkid Conrad is.



He can be irresponsible.


Yes!
He makes bad choices.


Sometimes he makes me
want to tear my hair out.
Yes! Yes! Yes!


But he's a good kid,
and I believe in him.


Now, I'd like you
to leave.


Wha... Joan. Joan.


Joan. Joan.


Oh, Joan, Joan, Joan!
[Crying]


[Sneezes]



[Groaning]


- Will you marry me, Joan?
- [Groans]


Oh, Joan, Joan,
Joan, Joan.


[Sobbing]


[Squeals]
Yes!
Yeah!


[Both Laughing]
[Conrad]

Yeah.!


Oh, that's nice.
[Snoring]


[People Chattering]


Mr. Humberfloob?
Whoa-ho-ho!


Almost got me again.
Enjoy the party.


Mr. Humberfloob.
Joan, the party's a hit
and the house is immaculate.



Congratulations.


[Woman]
Miss Walden. Uh, Miss Walden.


Chicka-ow, chicka-ow,
chica-yee-haw!
Hi, Mom!


Honey, yourcupcakes
are a huge hit.
What did you put in them?


Mom, you can make cupcakes
out of anything.


Are you telling me
you can make cupcakes
out ofanything?


- Anything.
- Anything?


So what did you kids
do today, huh?


[Narrator]

Well, what would you do
ifyour motherasked you?


The family was whole,
all thanks to the Cat,


who was dashing and charming,
no doubt about that.


He was witty and cultured...


and, well, very endearing...


and tremendously attractive,


but in a sort of real way.


You know, kind of
an approachable way that I think
you don't see these days...



[Normal Voice]
Oh! Hello! I was just, uh...


I really should be going.
[Chuckles]


How'd they get so smart?


[Whooping]
[Chortling]


[All Laughing]
Oh, yeah!


Whoo!


[Chortling]


Come on, Things!
Let's go!


What's on my schedule
for tomorrow?



What do you say
we go on vacation?
[Chortling]


How 'bout Hawaii?
I like Hawaii.


I should warn you,
there are certain places that
don't allow certain Things.


[Chuckling]
Oh, Things are complicated.


Subrip By PrimeEvil
Fixed By Pacman


@¤ Things are getting weird

Things are getting tough @¤


@¤Nothing's making sense
but you keep on looking up @¤


@¤ They tell you to be true
You're trying every day @¤


@¤ To keep it on the real

Still you gotta fiind a way @¤


@¤ To make your mama happy
To make your papa proud @¤


@¤ You wanna turn it up
but all you hear is "tone it down"@¤


@¤So gather'round

I'm here to say @¤


@¤ You'll never make everybody's day @¤


@¤But while you're around
you might as well @¤


@¤Catch the tiger by its tail @¤


@¤And hang on
hang on, hang on @¤


@¤Everybodyjust get on
get on, get on @¤


@¤Get started
and go on, go on, go on @¤


@¤Everybodyjust hold on @¤


@¤Sometimes I wanna cry
orthrow the towel in @¤


@¤ You try to bring me down
but I'll take it on the chin @¤


@¤And everywhere I go
the people are the same @¤


@¤ Theyjust want to know
that everything will be okay @¤


@¤ When things are getting rough
they turn it back around @¤


@¤ You gotta turn it up
when they tell you "tone it down"@¤


@¤So gather'round
I'm here to say @¤


@¤ You'll never make everybody's day @¤


@¤But while you're around
you might as well @¤


@¤Catch the tiger by its tail @¤


@¤And hang on
hang on, hang on @¤



@¤Everybodyjust
get on, get on, get on @¤


@¤Get started
and go on, go on, go on @¤


@¤Everybodyjust hold on @¤


@¤Just hang on @¤


@¤So gather'round
I'm here to say @¤


@¤ You'll never make everybody's day @¤


@¤But while you're around
you might as well @¤


@¤Catch a tiger by its tail @¤


@¤And hang on
hang on, hang on @¤


@¤Everybodyjust
get on, get on, get on @¤



@¤Get started
and go on, go on, go on @¤


@¤Everybodyjust hold on @¤


@¤Hang on, hang on, hang on @¤


@¤Everybodyjust
get on, get on, get on @¤


@¤Get started
and go on, go on, go on @¤


@¤Everybodyjust hold on @¤


@¤Just hang on @¤@¤

Disney Ron Clements & John Musker's Masterpiece Collection (Moana + The Little Mermaid + The Princess and the Frog + Treasure Planet + The Great Mouse Detective + Hercules + Aladdin) Information

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The Films of Ron Clements & John Musker (November 23, 2016 – March 7, 2017) (Countdown to Moana)

List

1. Moana (2016) (present) (musical, fantasy, adventure) (PG) (Academy Award nomination for Best Animated Feature, Benny Award nomination for Best Animated Feature, Academy Award nomination for Best Original Song "How Far I'll Go", Benny Award nomination for Best Original Song "How Far I'll Go")
2. Aladdin (1992) (24 years) (musical, fantasy) (G) (Academy Award winner for Best Original Score, Academy Award winner for Best Original Song "A Whole New World", Academy Award nomination for Best Original Song "Friend Like Me", Benny Award winner for Best Original Song "A Whole New World", Benny Award nomination for Best Original Song "One Jump Ahead", Academy Award nomination for Best Sound Editing, Academy Award nomination for Best Sound Mixing)
3. The Princess and the Frog (2009) (7 years) (musical, romantic, fantasy) (G) (Academy Award nomination for Best Animated Feature, Benny Award winner for Best Animated Feature, Academy Award nomination for Best Original Song "Almost There", Academy Award nomination for Best Original Song "Down in New Orleans")
4. Hercules (1997) (19 years) (musical, fantasy, comedy) (G) (Academy Award nomination for Best Original Song "Go the Distance", Benny Award winner for Best Original Song "Go the Distance")
5. The Little Mermaid (1989) (27 years) (musical, romantic, fantasy) (G) (Academy Award winner for Best Original Score, Academy Award winner for Best Original Song "Under the Sea", Academy Award nomination for Best Original Song "Kiss the Girl", Benny Award nomination for Best Original Song "Under the Sea", Benny Award winner for Best Original Song "Part of Your World")
6. Treasure Planet (2002) (14 years) (science fiction, adventure) (PG) (Academy Award nomination for Best Animated Feature, Benny Award winner for Best Animated Feature)
7. The Great Mouse Detective (1986) (30th anniversary) (mystery, comedy) (G)

The plot
In New Orleans, Louisiana, USA. Young girl Tiana and her friend, Miss Charlotte LaBouff, are told the story of the Frog Prince by Tiana's mother, Eudora, while she makes a dress for Charlotte. Later that night, Tiana and her father James make gumbo while he tells her how good food brings people together and about his dream of owning his own restaurant. On the planet Montressor, a young Jim Hawkins is enchanted by stories of the legendary pirate Captain Flint and his ability to appear from nowhere, raid passing ships, and disappear in order to hide the loot on the mysterious "Treasure Planet". A peddler sets up shop in the fictional sultanate of Agrabah, offering to tell the audience about the story of an oil lamp in his possession. Jafar, the Grand Vizier of the Sultan, and his parrot Iago, seek the lamp hidden within the Cave of Wonders but are told that only a "diamond in the rough" may enter. In London in June 1897, a young mouse named Olivia Flaversham is celebrating her birthday with her toymaker father, Hiram. Suddenly, Fidget, a bat with a crippled wing and a peg leg bursts into the Flaversham's workshop, kidnapping Hiram. A small pounamu stone that has the power to create life and is the mystical heart of the goddess Te Fiti is stolen by the demigod Maui, who planned to give it to humanity as a gift. As Maui made his escape, he was attacked by the lava demon Te Kā, causing the heart of Te Fiti as well as his magical fish hook that gives him his powers to be lost in the ocean. A millennium later, young Moana Waialiki, daughter and heir of the chief on the small Polynesian island of Motunui, is chosen by the ocean to receive the heart, but drops it when her father, Chief Tui, comes to get her. He insists the island provides everything the villagers need. After imprisoning the Titans beneath the ocean, the Greek gods Zeus and his wife Hera have a son named Hercules. While the other gods are joyful, Zeus' jealous brother Hades plots to overthrow Zeus and rule Mount Olympus. Turning to the Fates for help, Hades learns that in eighteen years, a planetary alignment will allow him to locate and free the Titans to conquer Olympus, but only if Hercules does not interfere. Hades sends his minions Pain and Panic to dispose of Hercules. The two succeed at kidnapping the infant and feeding him a formula that turns him mortal, but fail to remove his superhuman strength before Hercules is found and adopted by the farmers Amphitryon and Alcmene.
Tiana is a young waitress who works at two different diners and in order to raise money to buy an old sugar mill, which she plans to turn into the restaurant her father dreamed about. Twelve years later, Jim has grown into an aloof and isolated teenager. He reluctantly helps his mother Sarah and their dog-like friend Dr. Delbert Doppler run the family's Benbow Inn, and derives amusement from "Alponian solar cruising", skysurfing atop a rocket-powered sailboard. Olivia searches to find the famed Great Mouse Detective named Basil of Baker Street, but gets lost. A surgeon named Dr. David Q. Dawson, who has just returned from a lengthy service of the Mouse Queen's 66th Regiment in Afghanistan, meets Olivia, and escorts her to Basil's house. Ariel, a sixteen-year-old mermaid princess, is dissatisfied with underwater life in the kingdom of Atlantica and is curious about the human world. With her best friend Flounder, Ariel collects human artifacts in her grotto and often goes to the surface of the ocean to visit Scuttle, a seagull who offers very inaccurate knowledge of human culture. Jafar identifies a street urchin named Aladdin (along with his pet monkey, Abu) was worthy. Years later, the teenage Hercules becomes an outcast due to his strength, and wonders where he came from.
For Mardi Gras, Eli "Big Daddy" LaBouff, a rich sugar baron and Charlotte's father, invites Prince Naveen of Maldonia to his masquerade ball, Charlotte hires Tiana for catering services, including beignets. Big Daddy seeks to welcome the recently arrived Prince Naveen as an eligible suitor to his daughter. Tiana is thrilled to finally have enough to purchase and renovate the old sugar mill into her restaurant. Ariel ignores the warnings of her father King Triton, the ruler of Atlantica, and Sebastian, a crab who serves as Triton's adviser and court composer, that contact between merpeople and humans is forbidden. Aladdin and Abu cross paths with Princess Jasmine, who has run away from the palace, unwilling to be betroth to yet another snobbish suitor. Years later, fish become scarce and the island's vegetation begins turning black and dying. Moana proposes going beyond the reef to find more fish. Tui angrily rejects her request, as sailing past the reef is forbidden. The financially cut-off Prince Naveen, penniless and unskilled, is intent on marrying a wealthy woman rather than learning a trade. He and his valet Lawrence encounter Dr. Facilier, a voodoo witch doctor who convinces the pair that he can improve both their lives. Instead, Facilier transforms Naveen into a frog and gives Lawrence a voodoo charm that transforms his appearance to that of Naveen's when worn.
Upon their arrival at his residence, Basil is initially indifferent, but when Olivia mentions the peg-legged bat that kidnapped her father, Basil realizes that Olivia saw Fidget, a henchman of Professor Ratigan, a villain Basil has attempted to arrest for years. It is then revealed that Ratigan kidnapped Hiram to create a clockwork robot, which mimics the Queen of the Mice so Ratigan can rule England. Hiram initially refuses to participate in the scheme, but gives in when Ratigan threatens to harm Olivia. Ratigan then announces his plans to kill the Queen and become "supreme ruler of all mousedom" to his henchmen. Moana's grandmother, Gramma Tala, shows Moana a secret cave behind a waterfall, where she discovers her ancestors were voyagers, sailing and discovering new islands across the world. One night, Ariel, Flounder, and an unwilling Sebastian travel to the ocean surface to watch a celebration for the birthday of Prince Eric on a ship. Ariel instantly becomes enamored with Eric. The birthday celebration is cut short by a violent storm which destroys the ship and tosses Eric overboard. Ariel rescues him and brings him to shore. Tala explains that they stopped voyaging because of Maui's stealing the heart. Tala then reveals that the darkness has been spreading from island to island, slowly killing them, and has reached Motunui. Tala gives Moana the heart of Te Fiti, which she has kept safe for her granddaughter. Meanwhile, as Basil is deducing the case, Fidget appears through the window, scaring Olivia. They give chase as Basil finds Fidget's footprints, declaring that they purse him in order to find Hiram. One day, a spaceship crashes near the inn. The dying pilot, Billy Bones, gives Jim a sphere and tells him to "beware the cyborg". Tala falls ill and with her dying breaths tells Moana to set sail. Moana and her pet chicken Heihei depart in a drua to find Maui. A manta ray, Tala's reincarnation, follows. After this, a gang of pirates' raid and burn the inn. Jim, his mother, and Doppler flee. At the masquerade ball, Tiana discovers she may lose the sugar mill to a higher bidder. Tiana then meets Prince Naveen, who, believing her to be a princess because of her costume, asks her to kiss him and break Facilier's curse. Tiana reluctantly agrees, in exchange for the money needed to outbid the other buyer. However, instead of Prince Naveen turning back into a human, Tiana is turned into a frog herself. A chase ensues, and Prince Naveen and Tiana escape to a bayou. Facilier intends for Lawrence, under the guise of Naveen, to marry Charlotte in order to gain access to her father's fortune; Lawrence will get 40% of it as payment for his help. Disguised as an old man, Jafar frees Aladdin and Abu, taking them to the Cave and promises to reward them if they retrieve the lamp. Inside, Aladdin befriends a magic carpet. Abu greedily tries to steal a jewel, despite the Cave's warning, and the Cave collapses. After his foster parents reveal the necklace they found him with, Hercules decides to visit the temple of Zeus for answers. The temple's statue of Zeus comes to life and reveals all to Hercules, telling him that he can regain his godhood by becoming a "true hero". Zeus sends Hercules and his forgotten infanthood friend Pegasus to find the satyr Philoctetes—"Phil" for short—who is known for training heroes.
At Doppler's study, Jim finds that the sphere is a holographic projector, showing a star map that leads to the location of Treasure Planet. She sings to him, but immediately leaves just as he regains consciousness to avoid being discovered. Fascinated by the memory of her voice, Eric vows to find who saved and sang to him, and Ariel vows to find a way to join him and his world. When Triton discovers Ariel's love for Eric, Triton confronts her in the grotto and destroys most of the artifacts with his trident. Triton leaves. Doppler commissions a ship called the RLS Legacy, on a mission to find Treasure Planet. The ship is commanded by the cat-like Captain Amelia along with her stone-skin and disciplined First Mate, Mr. Arrow. Basil, along with Dawson and Olivia, takes Toby, Sherlock Holmes's pet Basset Hound, to track down Fidget's scent. The crew is a motley bunch, secretly led by the half-robot cook John Silver, whom Jim suspects is the cyborg he was warned. The two meet Phil, who has retired from training heroes due to numerous disappointments, but Hercules inspires him to follow his dream to train a true hero that will be recognized by the gods. Phil trains Hercules into a potential hero, and when he is older, they fly for Thebes. Trapped in the Cave, Aladdin rubs the lamp, releasing Genie, who was trapped inside. Genie explains that Aladdin has become his master and he will grant him three wishes. Aladdin tricks the Genie into freeing them from the Cave without utilizing a wish, and then uses his first to become a prince to be near Jasmine. After a typhoon wave flips her sailboat and knocks her unconscious, she awakens the next morning on an island inhabited by Maui, who traps her in a cave and takes her sailboat to search for his fishhook. After escaping and catching up to Maui, with some help from the ocean, Moana tries to convince him to return the heart, but Maui refuses, fearing its power will attract dark creatures.
Jim is sent down to work in the galley, where he is supervised by Silver and his shape-shifting pet, Morph. On the way, they meet Megara—"Meg" for short—a sarcastic damsel whom Hercules saves from the centaur Nessus. Hercules, Phil, and Pegasus leave. Tiana and Naveen meet Louis, a trumpet-playing alligator who longs to be human. Louis and Ray offer Tiana and Naveen to lead them to find Mama Odie, who they believe can undo the curse. Immediately after, sentient coconut pirates called Kakamora surround the boat and steal the heart, but Maui and Moana retrieve it. Maui agrees to help return the heart to Te Fiti. Lawrence later proposes to Charlotte, who agrees, but the magic in Facilier's charm wears off and Lawrence reverts to his original form. Another sample of the prince's blood is needed in order to prolong the spell, but Facilier finds that Lawrence foolishly released him. Facilier turns to the voodoo spirits for help, with the promise that once Lawrence marries Charlotte, he will have total control over New Orleans and will be able to offer the citizens' souls as payment. The voodoo spirits provide shadow demons, who are dispatched to locate Naveen.
Meg is revealed to be Hades' minion, having sold her soul to him to save an unfaithful lover. Jafar, on Iago's suggestion, plots to become Sultan by marrying Jasmine. Despite Jim's mistrust of Silver, they soon form a tenuous father-son relationship. Flashbacks are shown in Jim's youth when his father long abandoned him. During the voyage, the ship encounters a supernova. Jim, while securing lifelines of all crew members, saves Silver from falling just in time. The supernova then devolves into a black hole, where Arrow falls. The burst of shock waves and maximum engine power enable Amelia to pilot the ship to safety. Amelia mourns the loss of Arrow, and suspects Jim of failing to secure the lifelines. Jim blames himself for the mistake, while in fact Arrow's line was cut by a ruthless insectoid crew member named Scroop. Two eels named Flotsam and Jetsam convince Ariel to visit Ursula the sea witch. Ursula tricks Ariel into making a deal to transform her into a human for three days in exchange for Ariel's voice, which Ursula puts in a nautilus shell. Within these three days, Ariel must receive the "kiss of true love" from Eric. If Ariel gets Eric to kiss her, she will remain a human permanently, otherwise, she will transform back into a mermaid and belong to Ursula. Ariel accepts and is then given human legs and brought to the surface by Flounder and Sebastian.
As the ship reaches Treasure Planet, Jim overhears that the crew are pirates, and mutiny erupts. Jim, Doppler, Amelia, including Morph abandon the ship, but Morph had the map left behind. Thinking that Jim has the map, Silver had a chance to blast Jim, but hesitates because of his attachment to the boy. The fugitives are shot down by a mutineer during their escape, injuring Amelia. The three next meet Ray, a Cajun firefly who is naively in love with Evangeline, another firefly who is revealed to be the Evening Star. Basil, Dawson, Olivia, and Toby locate Fidget in a toyshop stealing clockwork mechanisms and toy soldiers' uniforms. Arriving in Thebes, Hercules is turned down by the downtrodden citizens until Meg says that two boys are trapped in a gorge. Hercules saves them, unaware that they are Pain and Panic in disguise, allowing Hades to summon the Hydra to fight Hercules. After Maui reclaims his hook, which is hidden in Lalotai, the Realm of Monsters, and held by Tamatoa, a giant coconut crab. Hercules continually cuts off its heads, but more heads replace them until Hercules kills the monster by causing a landslide. Fidget ambushes Olivia from inside a toy cradle and kidnaps her. Basil and Dawson pursue Fidget, but become entangled and fall behind. While searching the shop, Dawson discovers Fidget's checklist. Hercules is seen as a hero and a celebrity Hercules continually cuts off its heads, but more heads replace them until Hercules kills the monster by causing a landslide. They successfully retrieve it by tricking Tamatoa. Hercules is seen as a hero and a celebrity.
Eric finds Ariel on the beach and takes her to his castle, unaware that she is the one who had rescued him earlier. Aladdin parades into the city as "Prince Ali of Ababwa." However, Jasmine is unimpressed with Aladdin's bravado. Basil does some chemical tests to discover the list came from a riverboat near the Thames. While exploring Treasure Planet's forests, the fugitives meet B.E.N., an abandoned robot, who says he has literally lost his primary memory, and invites them to his place for shelter. Zeus tells Hercules he is not yet a true hero. Basil and Dawson disguise themselves as sailors, and head to a tavern called the "Rat Trap" and follow Fidget to Ratigan's headquarters. The pirates corner the group here; using a back-door, Jim, B.E.N., and Morph return to the ship in an attempt to recover the map. Scroop attacks them, but gets drifted into space. Despite his friends advising him to tell Jasmine the truth, Aladdin refuses, believing she would never fall "for some street rat." Maui teaches Moana how to properly sail and navigate. Driven to depression, Hercules turns to Meg, who is falling in love with him. Ariel spends time with Eric, and at the end of the second day, they almost kiss but are thwarted by Flotsam and Jetsam. He takes Jasmine on a flight on the magic carpet, where she deduces his identity, though Aladdin convinces her that he dresses as a peasant to escape the stresses of royal life. Aladdin returns Jasmine home.
The four at last meet the good voodoo priestess Mama Odie and she tells Tiana and Naveen that Naveen must kiss a true princess for them to become human, and that since Big Daddy is King of the Mardi Gras Parade, Charlotte is a princess, but only until the clock strokes midnight, when Mardi Gras is over. Aladdin is attacked by the palace guards on Jafar's orders and nearly drowned, until the Genie rescues him using his second wish. Angered at their narrow escape, Ursula sets a trap for Eric and Ariel: she disguises herself as a beautiful young woman named Vanessa and hypnotizes Eric with her singing voice. Basil and Dawson are caught in an ambush by Ratigan and his allies. They arrive at Te Fiti, where Te Kā attacks. Maui is overpowered and Te Kā severely damages his hook and repels their boat far out to sea. Fearful that returning to fight Te Kā will destroy his hook, Maui abandons Moana. Distraught, Moana begs the ocean to take the heart and choose another person to return it to Te Fiti. Jafar tries to hypnotize the Sultan into agreeing to his marriage to Jasmine, only for Aladdin to appear and expose Jafar's schemes. Jafar flees, but notices Aladdin has the lamp, realizing who he is. Learning he will become Sultan, Aladdin has second thoughts about freeing the Genie, believing that without him, he would not be able to keep up appearances. The spirit of Tala comes to her and encourages to find her true calling within herself. Inspired, Moana retrieves the heart from the ocean and returns to Te Fiti alone.
Ratigan has his hooligans tie them to a spring-loaded mousetrap connected with a Rube Goldberg machine laid out to kill them both. They obtain the map, however on return, are caught by Silver, who already captured Doppler and Amelia. Hades learns of this and on the eve of his takeover, offers a deal that Hercules gives up his powers for twenty-four hours. Hercules accepts on the condition that Meg will be unharmed and, after losing his strength, is heartbroken when Hades reveals that Meg is working for him. Naveen tells Ray he loves Tiana and is willing to give up his dreams for her, but before he can tell her directly, he is captured by the shadow demons and brought to Facilier. Iago steals the lamp, and Jafar becomes the Genie's new master. He uses his first two wishes to usurp the Sultan and become the world's most powerful sorcerer, exposing Aladdin's lies and exiling him, Abu, and the carpet to a frozen wasteland. However, they escape death and return to the palace. Rations sets out for Buckingham Palace, when Fidget and Ratigan's accomplices kidnap the queen.
Silver forces Jim to use the map, directing them to a portal that opens on any location in the universe, which Jim realizes is how Flint conducted his raids. They open the portal to the center of Treasure Planet, discovering that the planet is really a space station built eons ago that Flint commandeered to stow his treasure. As the pirates prepare to collect the wealth, Jim finds the skeletal remains of Flint, holding the missing component to B.E.N.'s cognitive computer. He reinsert it, and B.E.N. immediately recalls that Flint rigged the planet to explode upon the treasure's discovery. The planet begins to fall apart. Basil deduces the trap's weakness and escapes along with Dawson and Olivia just in time, shortly after Dawson helps Basil out of a state of self-pity into which he allowed himself, thanks to Ratigan's ambush. Discovering that Vanessa is actually Ursula in disguise, Scuttle informs Ariel of Ursula's plan to marry Eric while Sebastian informs Triton about Ursula's actions. Hades unleashes the Titans, who climb Olympus and capture the gods, while a Cyclops goes to Thebes to kill Hercules. At Buckingham Palace, Ratigan forces Hiram to operate the toy Queen, while the real one is taken to be fed to Felicia, Ratigan's pet cat. After Ray tells Tiana that Naveen truly loves her, Tiana goes to the Mardi Gras Parade only to find "Naveen" marrying Charlotte. The toy Queen declares Ratigan the ruler of all Mousedom, and he announces his tyrannical plans for his new "subjects". Assisted by her friends, Ariel stops Eric's wedding to Ursula, destroying the nautilus shell around Ursula's neck and restoring Ariel's voice. After Basil, Dawson and Olivia save Hiram and the real Queen, the restrain Fidget and Ratigan's other henchmen. Tiana escapes to be alone, while Ray is able to help the real Naveen escape and steals the charm. Basil seizes control of the mechanical queen, making it denounce Ratigan as a fraud and tyrant while breaking it into pieces. The crowd, enraged by Ratigan's treason, start climbing on him and defeating his guards. Ray gives the charm to Tiana to hold back Facilier's minions, but Facilier defeats and mortally wounds him. Realizing that Ariel is the girl who saved his life, Eric rushes to kiss her, but the sun sets and Ariel transforms back into a mermaid before Ursula kidnaps her. Phil inspires Hercules to fight and kill the cyclops, but Meg is crushed by a falling pillar when she saves Hercules from it. This breaks Hades' commitment that Meg would come to no harm, and allows Hercules to regain his strength. Facilier then confronts Tiana and transforms her into her dream form. He then offers to make her restaurant dream come true in exchange for the charm, but Tiana refuses and attempts to destroy the talisman, realizing that even if she does not have what she wants, she still has what she needs. Facilier manages to catch it before it breaks and turns Tiana back into her frog form, unwittingly giving her the opportunity to grab the talisman with his tongue and destroy it. The angered voodoo spirits appear and, using Facilier himself as payment for his debts, drag him to the voodoo version of Hell. Ratigan frees himself and escapes on his dirigible with Fidget, holding Olivia hostage.
While the innocent Lawrence is arrested, Tiana and Naveen reveal their love to each other. Charlotte, after listening to their explanation of the situation, agrees to kiss Naveen so he and Tiana can be together. The clock strikes before she can kiss him. Louis brings the dying Ray to Naveen and Tiana, who tell him that they are happy to live together as frogs. Silver, trying to hold onto a boat-load of gold, opts to let it go to save Jim. Basil, Dawson and Hiram create their own craft with a matchbox, and some small helium-filled balloons, held together by the Union Jack. Jafar orders the Genie to brainwash Jasmine into falling in love with him, but the Genie reveals he is unable to grant the wish. Triton furiously confronts Ursula and demands Ariel's release, but the deal is inviolable. Ratigan tosses Fidget overboard to lighten the load, and he attempts to drive the dirigible himself. Hercules and Pegasus fly to Olympus where they free the gods, save Zeus, and vanquish the Titans, though Meg dies before he returns to her. Jasmine feigns interest to distract Jafar and allow Aladdin to get the lamp, but he is cornered. Ursula tricks Triton into taking Ariel's place as Ursula's prisoner, giving up his trident. Ariel is released as Triton is transformed into a polyp. Ursula steps forward as the new queen, but before she can use the trident, Eric intervenes with a harpoon. Ursula attempts to kill Eric, but inadvertently kills Flotsam and Jetsam in the process. Basil jumps onto the dirigible to confront Ratigan, causing it to crash straight into the Big Ben clocktower. Enraged, Ursula uses the trident to expand into monstrous proportions. Jafar transforms himself into a giant cobra and ensnares Aladdin, saying he is the most powerful being in the world. Inside the clocktower, Basil manages to get Ratigan's cape stuck on some gears. He rescues Olivia and safety delivers her to Hiram. Ariel and Eric reunite on the surface before Ursula gains full control of the entire ocean, creating a storm and bringing sunken ships to the surface. Ratigan breaks free and attacks Basil, eventually knocking him to the dirigible. Maui, having had a change of heart, returns to distract the lava demon, and his hook is destroyed in the battle.
Attempting to kill Ariel, Ursula herself is killed by Eric with one of the wrecked ships. When the clock strikes 10:00, the bell hits for the loudest sound and Ratigan falls to his death, taking Basil with him. With Ursula destroyed, Triton and the other polyps are restored to their original forms. However, Aladdin points out the Genie is more powerful, inspiring Jafar to use his last wish to become a genie, only to be sucked into his own lamp as part of the genie's nature, dragging Iago in with him. Realizing that Te Kā is actually Te Fiti without her heart, Moana asks the ocean to clear a path for Te Kā to approach her. She sing a song and asks Te Kā to remember who she truly is, allowing Moana to restore her heart. However, Basil grabs the part of Ratigan's dirigible saves himself and reunites with the others. The survivors escape to the Legacy, which is damaged and is unable to leave the planet in time. Jim rigs a makeshift rocket-powered sailboard, and rides ahead of the Legacy towards the portal. At the last moment, Jim sets the portal back to Montressor Spaceport, both he and the Legacy safely clear the destruction. Te Fiti returns and in gratitude, gives a new canoe to Moana and a new magical hook to Maui before returning to her island form.
With Meg's soul now Hades' property, Hercules breaks into the Underworld where he negotiates with Hades to free Meg from the Styx in exchange for his own life. His willingness to sacrifice his life restores his godhood and immortality before the life-draining river can kill him; he rescues Meg and punches Hades into the Styx, where souls flush him under. The Genie throws Jafar's lamp into the Cave of Wonders. After reviving Meg, she and Hercules are summoned to Olympus, where Zeus and Hera welcome their son home. Moana asks Maui to return to her island with her in order to teach her people how to sail again, but Maui smiles and replies that her people already have a master seafarer in Moana. Moana bids farewell to Maui and returns to her island. Genie suggests Aladdin to use his third wish to regain his royal title so the law will allow him to stay with Jasmine. However, Aladdin knows he cannot keep pretending to be something he is not, and decides to keep his promise and frees the Genie. Learning of Aladdin and Jasmine's love, the Sultan alters the law to allow his daughter to marry whom she chooses. The Genie leaves to explore the world. Jim finds Silver has snuck below decks to escape. He allows him to go, and Silver asks him to keep Morph, as well as providing him some part of the treasure to rebuild the Benbow Inn, believing Jim will "rattle the stars".
Hercules chooses to remain on Earth with Meg, in merit of immortality. Hercules returns to Thebes where he is hailed as a true hero as Zeus creates a picture of Hercules in the stars commemorating his heroism. Realizing that Ariel truly loves Eric, Triton willingly changes her from a mermaid into a human and approves her marriage to Eric. Tiana and Naveen are wed by Mama Odie; because Tiana has married a frog prince, she has become a princess, and their kiss breaks the spell. They share a kiss again. Returning to New Orleans, they had a second wedding at the cathedral. Ariel and Eric marry on a ship and depart. Back at Baker Street, Basil and Dawson recount their adventures, as well as the queen's gratitude for saving her life. After the Flavershams leave the house, a distraught new client arrives and solicits Basil and Dawson's help, with Basil noting that Dawson is his trusted associate, prompting Dawson to remain and assist Basil. The villagers begin voyaging and set sail in search of new islands, as Maui and Tala accompany them in their giant hawk and manta ray forms, respectively. Months later, Tiana and Naveen have transformed the sugar mill into the long awaited restaurant, called Tiana's Palace, after winning the bid with the help of her friends. Tiana and Naveen celebrate their opening with their family and friends. Amelia offers Jim a recommendation to Intersteller Academy before returning to the spaceport to reunite with his mother. Sometime later, a party is hosted at the rebuilt inn, where Doppler and Amelia are married, have children of their own, and Jim is a military cadet. Jim looks into the skies and see an image of Silver in the clouds. Aladdin and Jasmine celebrate their engagement.
In a post-credits scene, Tamatoa, stranded on his back during Moana and Maui's escape, grumbles that people would help him if he was a Jamaican crab named Sebastian.
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Dialogues

NARRATOR: You go, girl.

EUDORA: "Just in that moment,

CHARLOTTE: I do! I do! He's so cute!

NARRATOR: On the clearest of nights,

SARAH: James Pleiades Hawkins.
GRAMMA: In the beginning...

GRAMMA: The legends are true.

TUI: Mother, Motunui is paradise.

TUI: Moana!
HADES: How sentimental.

AMPHITRYON: Who's there?

MUSE: It was tragic.

TRITON: Yes.

FLOUNDER: Ariel, wait for me.
ARIEL: Isn't it fantastic?

ARIEL: Flounder, don't be such a guppy.

FLOUNDER: I am not.

ABU: Yum, yum!
DOPPLER: Um, ahem, pardon me.

ARIEL: Scuttle!
SCUTTLE: Any time, sweetie!
URSULA: Yes, hurry home, Princess.
MOANA: Fixed!

FISHERMAN: Chief?

FISHERMAN: I don't think it's the bait.
GRAMMA: When I die...

LAWRENCE: Sire!

MOANA: What's in there?
SEBASTIAN: Ariel?
GRIMSBY: Happy birthday, Eric.
TUI: What can be done?
DOPPLER: Don't worry, Sarah.

BASIL: This case is most intriguing

TIANA: Voodoo?
TIANA: Those aren't logs.

NAVEEN: Psst!

ABU: Yoo-hoo! Aladdin! Hello!
SULTAN: Oh, dearest.

ZEUS: Ha ha!

DOPPLER: Flint's trove?
JIM: Mom, look,
DOPPLER: Well, uh, ahem...
GRIMSBY: Eric?

GRIMSBY: Eric!

DOPPLER: Jim! Oh, Jim! Wait for me!

ANDRINA: Ariel, dear, time to come out.

ATTINA: What is with her lately?

SEAHORSE: Sebastian!

ARROW: Stow those casks forward!
ARROW: Mr. Silver?
SILVER: Old family recipe.
SILVER: Morph!
SILVER: He's a morph.
ARROW: Heave up the braces.
MORPH: "Nothing but me heart."

HOLMES: Come on.

HERCULES: Yeah. Yeah. I know.
ARROW: What's all this, then?

SILVER: Well done, Mr. Arrow, sir!
MOANA: No, no!
MOANA: Yeah!
HADES: Meg?
SULTAN: Jafar, this is an outrage.

SILVER: Well,
DOPPLER: Captain, the last wave!

URSULA: Come in. Come in, my child.

SCROOP: What was it now?

ONUS: Land ho!
DOPPLER: Aah, aah, aah. Oof!
JIM: Morph, here! Morph!
SILVER: Morph!
JIM: Come here, boy. Morph!

LOUIS: How's that?
SINA: Moana!
MAUI: Enjoy your beauty rest?

OLD MAN: Tell me about it.

HERCULES: Excuse me.
MEG: (PANTING) Please.

HADES: A stirring performance, boys.
MAUI: Hey, crab cake!

PHIL: Two words.

FIDGET: Let me out! Let me out!

ERIC: Max!
ERIC: Are you okay, miss?
SULTAN: Jasmine will like this one.
JIM: B.E.N.? B.E.N.? B.E.N.!
RAY: I'll take them the rest of the way.

RAY: Will you hold still, you big baby?
RAY: I ain't touched it yet.
B.E.N.: Pardon the mess, people.

CAPTAIN AMELIA: Mr. Hawkins,
SILVER: Stop wastin' your fire!

JIM: Whoa. What is all this stuff?

DAWSON: Basil?
BASIL: But of course. Left turn.
B.E.N.: Whoops. Okay, don't panic.

B.E.N.: Laser cannons disconnected,

MAUI: I wasn't born a demigod.
HERCULES: Wow. What a day.

JASMINE: Just go jump off a balcony!
JASMINE: Unbelievable sights

SCUTTLE: Nothing is happening.

SCUTTLE: Wa, wa, wa, wa!

ERIC: Whoa! Hang on, I've got ya.
URSULA: Nice work, boys.

RAY: No, no, no!
GRIMSBY: Well, now, Eric.
GRIMSBY: And she is lovely.

GRIMSBY: Oh, yes, of course, Eric,

SULTAN: Jasmine.

SULTAN: Find him! Search everywhere!

ALADDIN: Look, I... I'm sorry.

RATIGAN: Goodbye so soon

TIANA: Where you taking me?
SILVER: We're gettin' close, lads.
SILVER: I'd suggest you get
JIM: The Lagoon Nebula?
JIM: A big door,

SEBASTIAN: Ariel, grab onto that.

CYCLOPS: Hercules!

FLAVERSHAM: Of truly noble stature.

BASIL: Toby!

NAVEEN: Ray! Get me out of this box!

CHARLOTTE: Cheese and crackers!

LAWRENCE: Give it to me!

FIDGET: Open wide.

URSULA: Eric, no!

LOUIS: Tiana! Naveen!

JIM: Aah!

JASMINE: Jafar.
JASMINE: Aladdin.

MAUI: Te Kā!
BASIL: On the contrary!
B.E.N.: Aloha, Jimmy!
B.E.N.: Fifty-eight seconds!

B.E.N.: Seven,
SILVER: You done it, Jimmy!

JAFAR: Shut up!
JIM: You never quit, do you?

MOANA: Pua!

CHEF LOUIS: Ah-ha!
SEBASTIAN: Oh, no!

NARRATOR:

...like a Candarian zaftwing

MR. FENNER 2:

You drive a hard bargain, Tiana!

TUI:

Have you tried using a different bait?

DOPPLER:

I just spoke with the constabulary.

SILVER:

You got something to say, Scroop?

ROBOTIC VOICE OF QUEEN:

On this most august occasion,

DR. FACILIER:

Shame on that hard work

CHARLOTTE:

Anything you want, sugar.

HERCULES:

Don't get too comfortable, Hades!

ALADDIN:

Phenomenal cosmic powers...

NARRATOR: Long ago,

in the faraway land of ancient Greece,

JAMES: Mmm.

Gumbo smells good, Tiana.

JAMES: You know the thing

about good food?

NARRATOR: Flint's secret trove

was never found,

JAFAR: At last,

after all my years of searching,

TUI: As long as we stay

on our very safe island...

NARRATOR: There are nights when

the winds of the Etherium,

DAWSON: It was the eve

of our good queen's Diamond Jubilee,

FLOUNDER: I'm not a guppy.

(GRUNTS)

TUI: Of course, I understand

you have reason for concern.

SEBASTIAN: How do I get

myself into these situations?

ARIEL: If only I could make

him understand.

DOPPLER: Really don't know

how you manage it, Sarah.

ERIC: (WHISTLES)

Max! Here, boy!

GRIMSBY: Perhaps you haven't

been looking hard enough.

RATIGAN: We will have our little device

ready by tomorrow evening, won't we?

TIANA: You don't look that

much different,

NAVEEN: Well, waitress, looks like

we're going to be here for a while.

TIANA: Keep your slimy self

away from me!

CAVE: You have touched

the forbidden treasure!
HOLMES: I observe that there's a good
deal of German music on the program
WATSON: But, Holmes, that music
is so frightfully dull.

TIANA: Rise and shine,

sleeping beauty! Gators are gone.

CHARLOTTE: Prince Naveen, dear,

I am positively mortified

GENIE: He's got the outfit.

He's got the elephant.

SEBASTIAN: And she's only got

three days!

JIM: B.E.N., I think

you just solved my problem.

CARLOTTA: Washed up

from a shipwreck.

CARLOTTA: (LAUGHS)

Come on, honey. Don't be shy.

REGGIE: That's good hunting today,

yes, indeed!

B.E.N.: You mean the miles and miles

of machinery that run

BASIL: Don't be absurd.

You look perfect.

BASIL: If it isn't

our peg-legged friend.

DAWSON: Great Scott.

I can't see a thing.

BASIL: Grab my coat and follow along.

No, no, no, not that way.

PHIL: DGR, the Daughters of

the Greek Revolution.

ALADDIN: (SIGHS)

What am I gonna do?

TRITON: Oh, what have I done?

What have I done?

PHIL: All right! Break it up! Break it up!

Party's over!

PHIL: Move!

Move, move, move, move, move! Move!

GENIE: Enough about you, Casanova.

Talk about her.

ALADDIN: Now I'm in

A whole new world with you

RAY: ...you going to see a blind nutria.

You say, "Hello." And he say, "What?"

RAY: Love is beautiful

Love is wonderful

FLOUNDER: Move over.

Move your big feathers.

HADES: If I say, "Sing," you say,

"Hey, name that tune."

TIANA: We're so glad we found you,

Mama Odie.

TIANA: That's right. Big Daddy's

King of the Mardi Gras parade.

ERIC: We wish to be married

as soon as possible.

GRIMSBY: Oh. Oh. Very well,

Eric, uh, as you wish.

IAGO: We gotta get outta here.

I gotta start packing. Only essentials.

JASMINE: Ali. Oh, Ali.

Will you come here?

GRAMMA: You're a long ways

past the reef.

HADES: Geez Louise!

What got his goat, huh?

ONUS: We are going to need

a bigger boat!

URSULA: Before the sun sets

on the third day.

NAVEEN: Lawrence,

why are you doing this?

DR. FACILIER: Double,

sometime triple shifts.

JASMINE: Cute little gaps

between your teeth.

OLIVIA: Daddy, I can't reach!

I can't reach!

JAFAR: Things are unraveling

fast now, boy.

DOPPLER: Pardon me, Jim,

but didn't that portal open

JAFAR: Get your blasted beak

out of my face.

DAWSON: To be thanked

by the queen herself.

DAWSON: From that time on,

Basil and I were a close team
SEBASTIAN: (SINGING) The seaweed
is always greener

HADES: What d'ya say?

It's happy ending time!

FIDGET: I got you, toy maker!

FLAVERSHAM: Oh, no! Olivia!

NAVEEN: Look out! Out of the way!

TIANA: Oh, no!

TIANA: I can't see a thing!

NAVEEN: Neither can I!

NAVEEN: No, no...

TIANA: Don't...

BOY 1: Help! I can't breathe!

BOY 2: (COUGHING) Hurry!

FIDGET: Move along, honey!

QUEEN: You fiends!

-OLIVIA: (GASPS) Who is that?

-I... I don't know!

-DAWSON: Are you all right, my dear?

-(SNIFFLING)

-BUFORD: Order up!

-Maybe next time.

-ARIEL: What do you suppose...

-Ariel?

-ERIC: Look out!

-(MEN SHOUTING)

-ALADDIN: Abu!

-(ANGRY SQUEAKING)

-CAVE: Infidels!

-Uh-oh.

-HERCULES: So what's in Thebes?

-A lot of problems.

-SILVER: Morphy!

-Morph!

-TUI: Moana!

-Dad?

-MOANA: Hey!

-Huh?

-RAY: Just a little more!

-With some Bananas Foster

-ALADDIN: Princess Jasmine?

-(GROWLING)

-JASMINE: Just leave me alone.

-Down, kitty.

-SCUTTLE: Stand back!

-(CHIRPING)

-MEG: I'll work on that.

-I'm sorry. You hear that sound?

-MAMA ODIE: Miss Froggy.

-Ma'am?

-SULTAN: Arrest Jafar at once.

-(STRUGGLING)

-SULTAN: Ali Ababwa!

-(CHEERING)

-HADES: Uh, guys?

-Huh?

-TIANA: Daddy!

-Hey, babycakes!

-TIANA: Wait!

-Tiana?

-NAVEEN: Louis, what is it?

-Shadow Man done laid poor Ray low.

-IAGO: Puppet ruler want a cracker?

-(SULTAN MOANING)

-DAWSON: (LAUGHING) Hooray!

-Hooray! It's Basil!

-IAGO: Oh, shut up, your moron.

-Don't tell me to shut up.

-Ariel?

-ARIEL: Flounder, will you relax?

-(CROWD MURMURING)

-HERCULES: No.

-(GASPS)

-TRITON: What? Oh!

-(ACCORDION PLAYS)

-ARIEL: Sebastian!

-(CHUCKLES)

-FLAVERSHAM: You... You wouldn't.

-The princess?

-ABU: Princess?

-(WHISTLE ON DECK)

-ARROW: Prepare to cast off!

-Uh-oh.

-GENIE: Here he comes.

-"Tools, gears..."

-BASIL: What?

-Felicia, release him.

-FIDGET: I'm too young to die!

-Try me.

-SULTAN: Look out, Polly.

-(LAUGHS)

-CARLOTTA: Oh, my.

-Aw! That's so sweet.

-NAVEEN: Yeah, so sweet.
-Little ridiculous.
-TIANA: Are you mincing?

-(DOCK CREAKS)

-BASIL: (WHISPERING) Stay, Toby.

-Your baby's here

-DAWSON: Basil?

-(METAL CLANGS)

-DAWSON: Ow! Confound it!

-I got another horn here.

-HADES: You work for me.

-(GASPING)

-BASIL: Dawson, the bottle!

-Sultan?

-SULTAN: Yes.

-(CROWD CHEERING)

-ALADDIN: Jasmine.

-Guards, seize this...

-ROBOTIC VOICE: Despicable creature!

-We're saved!

-CYCLOPS: So...

-At last.

-ARIEL: No.

-If. If is good.

-HADES: Taxi!

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ZEUS: Ha ha!
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TRITON: Yes.

SINA: Moana!
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ONUS: Land ho!

JAFAR: Shut up!
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DAWSON: Basil?
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PHIL: Two words.
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MUSE: It was tragic.

HOLMES: Come on.
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CYCLOPS: Hercules!
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CHEF LOUIS: Ah-ha!
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LOUIS: Tiana! Naveen!
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SEAHORSE: Sebastian!
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MOANA: What's in there?

MEG: (PANTING) Please.
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NARRATOR: You go, girl.
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LAWRENCE: Give it to me!
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OLD MAN: Tell me about it.
SCROOP: What was it now?
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RATIGAN: Goodbye so soon
_

AMPHITRYON: Who's there?
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TIANA: Where you taking me?
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ALADDIN: Look, I... I'm sorry.
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ABU: Yoo-hoo! Aladdin! Hello!
MAUI: I wasn't born a demigod.
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EUDORA: "Just in that moment,
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FLOUNDER: Ariel, wait for me.
_
JIM: Whoa. What is all this stuff?

GRAMMA: The legends are true.
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ATTINA: What is with her lately?
FIDGET: Let me out! Let me out!
MORPH: "Nothing but me heart."
HERCULES: Yeah. Yeah. I know.
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TUI: Mother, Motunui is paradise.
SCUTTLE: Nothing is happening.
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SARAH: James Pleiades Hawkins.
_

ERIC: Whoa! Hang on, I've got ya.
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CAPTAIN AMELIA: Mr. Hawkins,
SEBASTIAN: Ariel, grab onto that.
BASIL: This case is most intriguing
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SILVER: Well done, Mr. Arrow, sir!
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GRIMSBY: Oh, yes, of course, Eric,
ARROW: Stow those casks forward!
B.E.N.: Laser cannons disconnected,
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CHARLOTTE: Cheese and crackers!
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HADES: A stirring performance, boys.
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JASMINE: Just go jump off a balcony!
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DOPPLER: Jim! Oh, Jim! Wait for me!
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RAY: Will you hold still, you big baby?
CHARLOTTE: I do! I do! He's so cute!
NARRATOR: On the clearest of nights,
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FLAVERSHAM: Of truly noble stature.
FISHERMAN: I don't think it's the bait.

NAVEEN: Ray! Get me out of this box!
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URSULA: Come in. Come in, my child.
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ARIEL: Flounder, don't be such a guppy.
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SULTAN: Find him! Search everywhere!
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ANDRINA: Ariel, dear, time to come out.

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Extra Dialogues

JIM: Aah!
ERIC: Max!
TUI: Moana!
BASIL: Toby!
MAUI: Te Kā!
TRITON: Yes.
ZEUS: Ha ha!
SINA: Moana!
MOANA: Pua!
SILVER: Well,
HADES: Meg?
B.E.N.: Seven,
MOANA: Yeah!
NAVEEN: Psst!
ARIEL: Scuttle!
JIM: A big door,
MOANA: Fixed!
JIM: Mom, look,
GRIMSBY: Eric!
SILVER: Morph!
SILVER: Morph!
ONUS: Land ho!
ABU: Yum, yum!
JASMINE: Jafar.
JAFAR: Shut up!
RAY: No, no, no!
MOANA: No, no!
GRIMSBY: Eric?
TIANA: Voodoo?
DAWSON: Basil?
PHIL: Two words.
URSULA: Eric, no!
LAWRENCE: Sire!
SULTAN: Jasmine.
JASMINE: Aladdin.
SEBASTIAN: Ariel?
LOUIS: How's that?
MUSE: It was tragic.
HOLMES: Come on.
ARROW: Mr. Silver?
FIDGET: Open wide.
FISHERMAN: Chief?
SEBASTIAN: Oh, no!
CHEF LOUIS: Ah-ha!
CYCLOPS: Hercules!
B.E.N.: Aloha, Jimmy!
SULTAN: Oh, dearest.
MAUI: Hey, crab cake!
FLOUNDER: I am not.
SILVER: He's a morph.
LOUIS: Tiana! Naveen!
BASIL: On the contrary!
ARIEL: Isn't it fantastic?
GRAMMA: When I die...
TUI: What can be done?
SEAHORSE: Sebastian!
DOPPLER: Flint's trove?
HERCULES: Excuse me.
JIM: Morph, here! Morph!
NARRATOR: You go, girl.
MOANA: What's in there?
RAY: I ain't touched it yet.
TIANA: Those aren't logs.
MEG: (PANTING) Please.
JIM: The Lagoon Nebula?
HADES: How sentimental.
SILVER: Old family recipe.
ERIC: Are you okay, miss?
URSULA: Nice work, boys.
GRIMSBY: Well, now, Eric.
LAWRENCE: Give it to me!
OLD MAN: Tell me about it.
B.E.N.: Fifty-eight seconds!
SCUTTLE: Wa, wa, wa, wa!
SILVER: I'd suggest you get
JIM: You never quit, do you?
SCROOP: What was it now?
RATIGAN: Goodbye so soon
SILVER: You done it, Jimmy!
DOPPLER: Well, uh, ahem...
JIM: B.E.N.? B.E.N.? B.E.N.!
GRIMSBY: And she is lovely.
JIM: Come here, boy. Morph!
GRAMMA: In the beginning...
ALADDIN: Look, I... I'm sorry.
AMPHITRYON: Who's there?
SCUTTLE: Any time, sweetie!
ABU: Yoo-hoo! Aladdin! Hello!
MAUI: Enjoy your beauty rest?
TIANA: Where you taking me?
SILVER: Stop wastin' your fire!
JASMINE: Unbelievable sights
ARROW: What's all this, then?
DOPPLER: Don't worry, Sarah.
BASIL: But of course. Left turn.
FLOUNDER: Ariel, wait for me.
ARROW: Heave up the braces.
MAUI: I wasn't born a demigod.
HERCULES: Wow. What a day.
DOPPLER: Aah, aah, aah. Oof!
EUDORA: "Just in that moment,
ATTINA: What is with her lately?
GRIMSBY: Happy birthday, Eric.
CAPTAIN AMELIA: Mr. Hawkins,
JIM: Whoa. What is all this stuff?
GRAMMA: The legends are true.
FIDGET: Let me out! Let me out!
MORPH: "Nothing but me heart."
HERCULES: Yeah. Yeah. I know.
TUI: Mother, Motunui is paradise.
SCUTTLE: Nothing is happening.
SILVER: We're gettin' close, lads.
B.E.N.: Pardon the mess, people.
SULTAN: Jafar, this is an outrage.
SILVER: Well done, Mr. Arrow, sir!
SEBASTIAN: Ariel, grab onto that.
ERIC: Whoa! Hang on, I've got ya.
SARAH: James Pleiades Hawkins.
DOPPLER: Captain, the last wave!
BASIL: This case is most intriguing
DOPPLER: Um, ahem, pardon me.
B.E.N.: Whoops. Okay, don't panic.
SULTAN: Jasmine will like this one.
GRIMSBY: Oh, yes, of course, Eric,
ARROW: Stow those casks forward!
CHARLOTTE: Cheese and crackers!
B.E.N.: Laser cannons disconnected,
URSULA: Yes, hurry home, Princess.
RAY: Will you hold still, you big baby?
HADES: A stirring performance, boys.
DOPPLER: Jim! Oh, Jim! Wait for me!
CHARLOTTE: I do! I do! He's so cute!
RAY: I'll take them the rest of the way.
JASMINE: Just go jump off a balcony!
FLAVERSHAM: Of truly noble stature.
FISHERMAN: I don't think it's the bait.
NAVEEN: Ray! Get me out of this box!
URSULA: Come in. Come in, my child.
NARRATOR: On the clearest of nights,
SULTAN: Find him! Search everywhere!
ANDRINA: Ariel, dear, time to come out.
ARIEL: Flounder, don't be such a guppy.

NARRATOR:
...like a Candarian zaftwing
DR. FACILIER:
Shame on that hard work
ALADDIN:
Phenomenal cosmic powers...
CHARLOTTE:
Anything you want, sugar.
TUI:
Have you tried using a different bait?
SILVER:
You got something to say, Scroop?
DOPPLER:
I just spoke with the constabulary.
HERCULES:
Don't get too comfortable, Hades!
MR. FENNER 2:
You drive a hard bargain, Tiana!
ROBOTIC VOICE OF QUEEN:
On this most august occasion,

NAVEEN: No, no...
TIANA: Don't...
FIDGET: Move along, honey!
QUEEN: You fiends!
TIANA: I can't see a thing!
NAVEEN: Neither can I!
NAVEEN: Look out! Out of the way!
TIANA: Oh, no!
BOY 1: Help! I can't breathe!
BOY 2: (COUGHING) Hurry!
FIDGET: I got you, toy maker!
FLAVERSHAM: Oh, no! Olivia!

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Anniversaries

1. Winnie the Pooh and the Honey Tree (50th anniversary) • Cars 2 (05th anniversary) • Winnie the Pooh & Tinker Bell's Midsummer Rescue (05th anniversary)
2. The Fox and the Hound (35th anniversary)
3. The Great Mouse Detective (30th anniversary) • Dumbo (75th anniversary)
4. Make Mine Music (70th anniversary) • The Hunchback of Notre Dame (20th anniversary) • Song of the South (70th anniversary) • Beauty and the Beast (25th anniversary)
5. Atlantis: The Lost Empire (15th anniversary) • Alice in Wonderland (65th anniversary) • Monsters, Inc. (15th anniversary)
6. The Muppet Show (40th anniversary) • Bedknobs and Broomsticks (45th anniversary)
7. 101 Dalmatians (55th anniversary) • Cars (10th anniversary)

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Dedicated to:

• Barrie Ingham (1932–2015) – Basil of Baker Street
• Laurie Main (1922–2012) – Dr. Watson
• Robin Williams (1951–2014) – Genie / Peddler
• Alan Young (1919–2016) – Hiram Flaversham

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Cast
3. Wayne Allwine – Thug Guard
1. Tony Anselmo – Thug Guard
4. Rene Auberjonois – Chef Louis
11. Christopher Daniel Barnes – Prince Eric
2. Barbara Barrie – Alcmene
5. Roger Bart – Young Hercules
2. Peter Bartlett – Lawrence
11. Jodi Benson – Ariel
11. Mary Kay Bergman – Earthquake Lady / Nymphs / Teenage Girls
5. Val Bettin – Dr. Dawson / Thug Guard
5. Terence Blanchard – Louis' Trumpet Playing
Eve Brenner – Mouse Queen
4. Paul Briggs – Two Fingers
Breanna Brooks – Young Charlotte
2. Roscoe Lee Browne – Mr. Arrow
1. Corey Burton – Prince Achmed / Rock Titan / Tornado Titan / Burnt Man / End-of-the World Man / Tour Bus Guide / Onus / Mr. Harvey Fenner
Louise Bush – Toddler Moana
5. Bruno Campos – Prince Naveen
3. Candy Candido – Fidget
1. Pat Carroll – Ursula
11. LaChanze – Terpsichore
11. Diana Chesney – Mrs. Judson
4. Jemaine Clement – Tamatoa
3. Jennifer Cody – Charlotte LaBouff
4. Michael Colyar – Buford
11. Auli'i Cravalho – Moana
Puanani Cravalho – Villager #2
3. Jim Cummings – Ray / Razoul / Nessus / Lava Titan / Tall Thebian / Elderly Thebian
Elizabeth Dampier – Young Tiana
5. Keith David – Dr. Facilier / Apollo
4. Dane A. Davis – Morph
11. Danny DeVito – Philocetes
4. Tate Donovan – Hercules
2. Walker Edmiston – Citizen / Thug Guard
2. Paddi Edwards – Flotsam / Jetsam / Atropos
2. Susan Egan – Megara
11. Samantha Eggar – Hera
Ellen Fitzhugh – Bar Maid
Cheryl Freeman – Melpomene
11. Jonathan Freeman – Jafar
3. Kathleen Freeman – Heavyset Woman
3. Matt Frewer – Panic
5. Bobcat Goldthwait – Pain
3. John Goodman – Big Daddy LaBouff
2. Joseph Gordon-Levitt – Jim Hawkins
1. Gilbert Gottfried – Iago
3. Buddy Hackett – Scuttle
4. Bug Hall – Child Panic
3. Kellen Hathaway – Child Pain
5. Charlton Heston – Narrator
7. Rachel House – Gramma Tala
3. Terrence Howard – James
11. Tony Jay – Narrator
11. Dwayne Johnson – Maui
3. Don Hall – Darnell
2. Hal Holbrook – Amphitryon
5. Brad Kane – Aladdin
5. Josh Keaton – Young Hercules
Jerry Kernion – Mr. Henry Fenner
3. Oscar Kightley – Fisherman
1. Wayne Knight – Demetrius
2. Emeril Lagasse – Marlon the Gator
2. Linda Larkin – Jasmine
4. Jenifer Lewis – Mama Odie
5. Melissa Manchester – Girl Mouse
4. Jason Marin – Flounder
4. Kenneth Mars – King Triton
11. Austin Majors – Young Jim
5. Edie McClurg – Carlotta
5. Patrick McGoohan – Billy Bones
1. Michael McShane – Hands
1. Laurie Metcalf – Sarah Hawkins
3. Aaron Michael Metchik – Ithicles
Ritchie Montgomery – Reggie
1. Temuera Morrison – Chief Tui
7. Brian Murray – John Silver
7. Randy Newman – Cousin Randy
2. David Hyde Pierce – Dr. Delbert Doppler
3. Patrick Pinney – Cyclops / Ice Titan
4. Amanda Plummer – Clotho
2. Troy Polamalu – Villager #1
1. Susanne Pollatschek – Olivia
11. Vincent Price – Ratigan
7. Basil Rathbone – Sherlock Holmes
2. Kevin Michael Richardson – Ian the Gator
11. Anika Noni Rose – Tiana
5. Roz Ryan – Thalia
11. Will Ryan – Seahorse
7. Lea Salonga – Jasmine
11. Nicole Scherzinger – Sina
3. Douglas Seale – Sultan
1. Paul Shaffer – Hermes
11. Carole Shelley – Lachesis
11. Martin Short – B.E.N.
Vaneese Y. Thomas – Clio
2. Emma Thompson – Captain Amelia
2. Rip Torn – Zeus
Danielle Mone Truitt – Georgia
7. Alan Tudyk – Heihei / Villager #3
11. Shani Wallis – Lady Mouse
3. Scott Weinger – Aladdin
4. Frank Welker – Abu / Rajah / Cave of Wonders
5. Lillias White – Calliope
3. Michael Wincott – Scroop
7. Oprah Winfrey – Eudora
3. James Woods – Hades
7. Michael-Leon Wooley – Louis
7. Ben Wright – Grimsby
4. Samuel E. Wright – Sebastian
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Additional Voices: Charlie Adler, Tawatha Agee, Kristina Anapau, Jack Angel, Keith Anthony, Shelton Becton, Bob Bergen, Kayla Blake, Kwesi Boakye, Susan Boyd, Roger Aaron Brown, Steve Bulen, Rodger Bumpass, Hamilton Camp, Jane Carr, Nancy Cartwright, June Christopher, Philip L. Clarke, Matt Corboy, David Cowgill, John Cygan, Hudson D'Abndrea, Jennifer Darling, Allan Davis, Peter Del Vecho, Debi Derryberry, Terri Douglas, Jeff Draheim, Rob Edwards, Paul Eiding, Bill Farmer, Gail Farrell, Eddie Frierson, Donny Gerrard, Ed Gilbert, Bruce Gooch, Mitch Gordon, Debbie Shapiro Gravitte, Milt Grayson, Willie Greene, Jr., Sisa Grey, Linda Harmon, Walter S. Harrah, Amy Hill, Bridget Hoffman, Kelly Hoover, Jerry Houser, Karen Huie, Rif Hutton, Wolfgang Wesley Hutton, Phillip Ingram, Luana Jackman, Margaret Johnson-Holzendorf, William A. Kanady, John Kassir, Daniel Kaz, Jennifer Kilger, Michael Sun Lee, Edie Lehmann-Boddicker, Anne Lockhart, Vera Lockwood, Sherry Lynn, Melissa MacKay, Guy Maeda, Lynn Dolis Mann, Arne B. Markausen, Mona Marshall, Mickie McGowan, Gene J. Merlino, Gene Morford, Lewis Mumford, John Musker, Allison Norman, Kathleen O'Connor, Sundra Oakley, Bobbi Page, Davis H. Pak, Lucian Perez, Denise Pickering, Patrick Pinney, Marilyn Powell, Phil Proctor, Gloria G. Prosper, Jan Rabson, Michael Redman, Jr., Peter Renaday, Branscombe Richmond, Lynwood Robinson, Maddix Robinson, Kimberly Russell, Violet Grace Schaffer, Lorry Ann Shea, Bruce W. Smith, Phillipa Soo, Riley Steiner, Sally Stevens, Jeremy Suarez, Elissa Sussman, Ken Takemoto, Fred Tatasciore, Bob Tebow, Fronzi Thornton, Rob Trow, Joe Turano, Erik von Detten, Jackie Ward, Jim Ward, Robert Weill, Claudette Wells, Marlon West, Joe Whyte, Ken Williams, Seth R. Williamson, Shanda M. Williamson, Shane R. Williamson, Mick Wingert, Matthew Wood, ViviAnn Yee, Robert S. Zwirn.
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Remembering people who played characters in films

1. Joe Alaskey (1952–2016) – Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Sylvester, Tweety and others in Looney Tunes; Grandpa Lou in Rugrats series
2. Kenny Baker (1934–2016) – R2-D2 in Star Wars film series
3. Erik Bauersfeld (1922–2016) – Admiral Ackbar and Bib Fortuna in Return of the Jedi
4. Brian Bedford (1935–2016) – Robin Hood in Robin Hood
5. Charmian Carr (1942–2016) – Liesl Von Trapp in The Sound of Music
6. Gary Dubin (1959–2016) – Toulouse in The AristoCats
7. Carrie Fisher (1956–2016) – Princess Leia in Star Wars film series
8. Bernard Fox (1927–2016) – Chairmouse in The Rescuers; Doctor Mouse in The Rescuers Down Under
9. Daniel Gerson (1966–2016) – Needleman & Smitty in Monsters, Inc.; Desk Sergeant in Big Hero 6
10. Tammy Grimes (1934–2016) – Molly Grue in The Last Unicorn
11. George Kennedy (1925–2016) – L.B. Mammoth in Cats Don't Dance
12. Richard Libertini (1933–2016) – Dijon in DuckTales the Movie: Treasure of the Lost Lamp
13. Garry Marshall (1934–2016) – Buck Cluck in Chicken Little
14. Marni Nixon (1930–2016) – Sister Sophia in The Sound of Music; vocalist in Cinderella; the flowers in Alice in Wonderland; the geese in Mary Poppins; the singing voice of Grandmother Fa in Mulan
15. Debbie Reynolds (1932–2016) – Kathy Selden in Singin' in the Rain; Charlotte the spider in Charlotte's Web
16. Alan Rickman (1946–2016) – Severus Snape in Harry Potter film series; Absolem in Alice in Wonderland
17. Jack Riley (1935–2016) – Stu Pickles in Rugrats series
18. Garry Shandling (1949–2016) – Verne in Over the Hedge
19. Liz Smith (1921–2016) – Mrs. Mulch in Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
20. Janet Waldo (1919–2016) – Judy Jetson in The Jetsons series
21. Anton Yelchin (1989–2016) – Pavel Chekov in Star Trek; Clumsy Smurf in The Smurfs; Polly in The Pirates! Band of Misfits; Shun in From Up on Poppy Hill
22. Alan Young (1919–2016) – Scrooge McDuck in various Mickey Mouse/Donald Duck series; Hiram Flaversham in The Great Mouse Detective

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Remembering retired/last age people who played characters in films

1. Barbara Cook (1927–2017) – Mother in Thumbelina
2. Patti Deutsch (1943–2017) – Waitress in The Emperor's New Groove; Tantor's mom in Tarzan
3. Miguel Ferrer (1955–2017) – Shan-Yu in Mulan; Big Boss in Rio 2
4. June Foray (1917–2017) – Rocky the Flying Squirrel; Lucifer in Cinderella; Natasha Fatale; Granny in Looney Tunes; Nell Fenwick; Grandmother Fa in Mulan; Cindy Lou Who; the mermaids in Peter Pan; Witch Hazel; Karen in Frosty the Snowman; Jane Kangaroo; and others
5. Stephen Furst (1954–2017) – Booster in Buzz Lightyear of Star Command
6. Robert Guillaume (1927–2017) – Rafiki in The Lion King
7. Roger Moore (1927–2017) – James Bond; Tab Lazenby in Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore
8. Bill Paxton (1955–2017) – Brock Lovett in Titanic
9. Don Rickles (1926–2017) – Mr. Potato Head in Toy Story film series
10. Sam Shepard (1943–2017) – The narrator in Charlotte's Web
11. Adam West (1928–2017) – Batman in Batman series; Commander Little in Chicken Little; Uncle Art in Meet the Robinsons
12. Benjamin Whitrow (1937–2017) – Fowler in Chicken Run
13. Bill Woodson (1917–2017) – Tanner in The Small One; the narrator of the Disney Storyteller Series

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Birthday Months + Death Months
January–March

• Joan Rice (February 3, 1930 — January 1, 1997) (The Story of Robin Hood and His Merrie Men)
• Pat Hingle (July 19, 1924 — January 3, 2009) (The Land Before Time, Muppets from Space)
• Richard Hunt (August 16, 1951 — January 7, 1992) (Sesame Street, The Muppet Show, Fraggle Rock)
• Avery Schreiber (April 9, 1935 — January 7, 2002) (The Muppet Show)
• Richard Libertini (May 21, 1933 — January 7, 2016) (DuckTales the Movie: Treasure of the Lost Lamp)
• Patrick McGoohan (March 19, 1928 — January 13, 2009) (Treasure Planet)
• Brian Bedford (February 16, 1935 — January 13, 2016) (Robin Hood)
• Alan Rickman (February 21, 1946 — January 14, 2016) (Harry Potter, Alice in Wonderland)
• Queenie Leonard (February 18, 1905 — January 17, 2002) (101 Dalmatians, Alice in Wonderland)
• Adriana Caselotti (May 16, 1916 — January 19, 1997) (Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs)
• Peggy Lee (May 26, 1920 — January 21, 2002) (Lady and the Tramp)
• Ian Wolfe (November 4, 1896 — January 23, 1992) (Pollyanna, Dick Tracy)
• Jose Ferrer (January 8, 1912 — January 26, 1992) (The Little Drummer Boy)
• Joe Alaskey (April 17, 1952 — February 3, 2016) (Looney Tunes, Rugrats)
• Joe Raposo (February 8, 1937 — February 5, 1989) (Sesame Street, The Great Muppet Caper)
• Daniel Gerson (August 1, 1966 — February 6, 2016) (Monsters, Inc., Big Hero 6, Chicken Little)
• Alethea McGrath (June 1, 1920 — February 9, 2016) (Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones)
• Chuck Jones (September 21, 1912 — February 22, 2002) (Looney Tunes)
• Spike Milligan (April 16, 1918 — February 27, 2002) (The Muppet Show)
• George Kennedy (February 18, 1925 — February 28, 2016) (Cats Don't Dance)
• Campbell Grant (November 7, 1909 — March 24, 1992) (The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad)
• Garry Shandling (November 29, 1949 — March 24, 2016) (Over the Hedge)
• Gloria Blondell (August 16, 1910 — March 25, 1986) (Daisy Duck)
• Nancy Walker (May 10, 1922 — March 25, 1992) (The Muppet Show)
• Andres Bossard (August 9, 1944 — March 25, 1992) (The Muppet Show)
• Milton Berle (July 12, 1908 — March 27, 2002) (The Muppet Movie)
• Dudley Moore (April 19, 1935 — March 27, 2002) (The Muppet Show)

April–June

• Erik Bauersfeld (June 28, 1922 — April 3, 2016) (Star Wars)
• Andy Russell (September 16, 1919 — April 16, 1992) (Make Mine Music)
• Doris Roberts (November 4, 1925 — April 17, 2016) (Christmas Vacation)
• Marjorie Eaton (December 5, 1901 — April 21, 1986) (Mary Poppins)
• Clyde Geronimi (June 12, 1901 — April 24, 1989) (Peter Pan, Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella, 101 Dalmatians, Lady and the Tramp, Alice in Wonderland)
• Judy Toll (January 14, 1958 — May 2, 2002) (The Brave Little Toaster)
• Dom DeLuise (August 1, 1933 — May 4, 2009) (Oliver & Company, The Secret of NIMH)
• Wayne Allwine (February 7, 1947 — May 18, 2009) (Mickey Mouse)
• Alan Young (November 19, 1919 — May 19, 2016) (DuckTales, Mickey's Christmas Carol, The Great Mouse Detective)
• Gilda Radner (June 28, 1946 — May 20, 1989) (The Muppet Show)
• Georgie Nokes (October 22, 1936 — May 22, 1986) (Song of the South)
• Yakima Canutt (November 29, 1895 — May 24, 1986) (Gone with the Wind)
• Robert Morley (May 26, 1908 — June 3, 1992) (The Great Muppet Caper)
• Bob Sweeney (October 19, 1918 — June 7, 1992) (Toby Tyler, Son of Flubber, Moon Pilot)
• Janet Waldo (February 4, 1919 — June 12, 2016) (The Jetsons, The Flintstones)
• Benny Goodman (May 30, 1909 — June 13, 1986) (Make Mine Music)
• Anton Yelchin (March 11, 1989 — June 19, 2016) (Star Trek, The Smurfs)
• Brian Keith (November 14, 1921 — June 24, 1997) (Ten Who Dared, The Parent Trap, Moon Pilot, Savage Sam, A Tiger Walks, Those Calloways, Scandalous John)
• Michael Jackson (August 29, 1958 — June 25, 2009) (The Wiz)
• William Hickey (September 19, 1927 — June 29, 1997) (The Nightmare Before Christmas, MouseHunt)

July–September

• Ben Wright (May 5, 1915 — July 2, 1989) (The Jungle Book, The Little Mermaid, 101 Dalmatians, The Sound of Music)
• Jim Backus (February 25, 1913 — July 3, 1989) (Pete's Dragon)
• Cathy Cahn (April 26, 1954 — July 6, 2009)
• Mel Blanc (May 30, 1908 — July 10, 1989) (Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Pinocchio, Looney Tunes)
• Dallas McKennon (July 19, 1919 — July 14, 2009) (Sleeping Beauty, Lady and the Tramp)
• Larry Roberts (September 28, 1926 — July 17, 1992) (Lady and the Tramp)
• Garry Marshall (November 13, 1934 — July 19, 2016) (Chicken Little, The Princess Bride)
• Marni Nixon (February 22, 1930 — July 24, 2016) (The King and I, Cinderella, The Sound of Music, Mulan, Alice in Wonderland)
• Rosalie Crutchley (January 4, 1920 — July 28, 1997) (The Sword and the Rose, Greyfriars Bobby)
• Paul Murry (November 25, 1911 — August 4, 1989) (Fantasia, The Three Caballeros, Saludos Amigos, Dumbo, Pinocchio, Song of the South, The Reluctant Dragon)
• Kenny Baker (August 24, 1934 — August 13, 2016) (Star Wars)
• Virginia Davis (December 31, 1918 — August 15, 2009)
• Don Knight (February 16, 1933 — August 18, 1997) (The Apple Dumpling Gang, Treasure of Matecumbe)
• Hermione Baddeley (November 13, 1906 — August 19, 1986) (The AristoCats, Mary Poppins, The Secret of NIMH)
• Jack Riley (December 30, 1935 — August 19, 2016) (Rugrats)
• Bill Shirley (July 6, 1921 — August 27, 1989) (Sleeping Beauty)
• Burgess Meredith (November 16, 1907 — September 9, 1997) (Camp Nowhere)
• Henry Gibson (September 21, 1935 — September 14, 2009) (Charlotte's Web)
• Patrick Swayze (August 18, 1952 — September 14, 2009) (Dirty Dancing)
• Charmian Carr (December 27, 1942 — September 17, 2016) (The Sound of Music)
• Margaret Lee (March 9, 1909 — September 23, 1989) (Bambi)
• Samuel W. Taylor (February 5, 1907 — September 27, 1997) (The Absent-Minded Professor)

October–December

• Bette Davis (April 5, 1908 — October 6, 1989) (Return from Witch Mountain)
• Gary Dubin (May 5, 1959 — October 8, 2016) (The AristoCats)
• David Hand (January 23, 1900 — October 11, 1986) (Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Bambi)
• Jay Ward (September 20, 1920 — October 12, 1989) (The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show)
• John Denver (December 31, 1943 — October 12, 1997) (John Denver and the Muppets: A Christmas Together)
• Keenan Wynn (July 27, 1916 — October 14, 1986) (Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town, The Last Unicorn)
• Don Messick (September 7, 1926 — October 24, 1997) (Scooby-Doo, Charlotte's Web, The Last Unicorn)
• Roger Miller (January 2, 1936 — October 25, 1992) (Robin Hood)
• Tammy Grimes (January 30, 1934 — October 30, 2016) (The Last Unicorn)
• Marcella Martin (June 5, 1916 — October 31, 1986) (Gone with the Wind)
• Paul Frees (June 22, 1920 — November 2, 1986) (101 Dalmatians, Frosty the Snowman, The Little Drummer Boy, Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town, The Last Unicorn)
• Jonathan Harris (November 6, 1914 — November 3, 2002) (Toy Story 2, A Bug's Life)
• Billy Lee (March 12, 1929 — November 17, 1989) (The Reluctant Dragon)
• James Coburn (August 31, 1928 — November 18, 2002) (Monsters, Inc., Snow Dogs, The Muppet Movie)
• Jerry Colonna (September 17, 1904 — November 21, 1986) (Alice in Wonderland, Make Mine Music)
• Scatman Crothers (May 23, 1910 — November 22, 1986) (The AristoCats)
• Sterling Holloway (January 4, 1905 — November 22, 1992) (The Jungle Book, Dumbo, The AristoCats, The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh, Alice in Wonderland, Make Mine Music, Bambi, The Three Caballeros)
• Herb Vigran (June 5, 1910 — November 29, 1986) (Charlotte's Web)
• Joan Gardner (November 16, 1926 — December 10, 1992) (Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town)
• Heather Angel (February 9, 1909 — December 13, 1986) (Peter Pan, Alice in Wonderland)
• Stubby Kaye (November 11, 1918 — December 14, 1997) (Who Framed Roger Rabbit)
• Bernard Fox (May 11, 1927 — December 14, 2016) (The Rescuers, The Rescuers Down Under, Titanic)
• Lillian Disney (February 15, 1899 — December 16, 1997)
• Roy E. Disney (January 10, 1930 — December 16, 2009) (Fantasia 2000)
• Zsa Zsa Gabor (February 6, 1917 — December 18, 2016) (sister of Eva Gabor)
• Brittany Murphy (November 10, 1977 — December 20, 2009) (Happy Feet)
• Liz Smith (December 11, 1921 — December 24, 2016) (Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit)
• Elsa Lanchester (October 28, 1902 — December 26, 1986) (Mary Poppins)
• Carrie Fisher (October 21, 1956 — December 27, 2016) (Star Wars)
• Debbie Reynolds (April 1, 1932 — December 28, 2016) (Singin' in the Rain, Charlotte's Web)

In Memoriam

1. Kenny Baker (1934–2016) – R2-D2 in Star Wars series.
2. Milton Berle (1908–2002) – Mad Man Mooney in The Muppet Movie.
3. David Bowie (1947–2016)
4. James Coburn (1928–2002) – Henry J. Waternoose III in Monsters, Inc..
5. Dom DeLuise (1933–2009) – Fagin in Oliver & Company; Bernie the Agent in The Muppet Movie.
6. Roy E. Disney (1930–2009) – Himself; producer of Fantasia 2000.
7. Carrie Fisher (1956–2016) – Princess Leia in Star Wars series.
8. Zsa Zsa Gabor (1917–2016) – sister of Eva Gabor.
9. Daniel Gerson (1966–2016) – Needleman & Smitty in Monsters, Inc.; Desk Sergeant in Big Hero 6.
10. William Hickey (1927–1997) – Dr. Finkelstein in The Nightmare Before Christmas; Rudolf Smuntz in MouseHunt.
11. Pat Hingle (1924–2009) – Rooter and the narrator in The Land Before Time; General Luft in Muppets from Space.
12. Michael Jackson (1958–2009)
13. Chuck Jones (1912–2002) – Creator of Looney Tunes & Merrie Melodies cartoons.
14. Stubby Kaye (1918–1997) – Marvin Acme in Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
15. George Kennedy (1925–2016) – L.B. Mammoth in Cats Don't Dance.
16. Brian Keith (1921–1997)
17. Ward Kimball (1914–2002) – One of Disney's Nine Old Men.
18. Garry Marshall (1934–2016) – Buck Cluck in Chicken Little.
19. Burgess Meredith (1907–1997)
20. Dudley Moore (1935–2002)
21. Brittany Murphy (1977–2009) – Gloria in Happy Feet.
22. Marni Nixon (1930–2016) – Sister Sophia in The Sound of Music; vocalist in Cinderella; the flowers in Alice in Wonderland; the geese in Mary Poppins; the singing voice of Grandmother Fa in Mulan.
23. Debbie Reynolds (1932–2016) – Kathy Selden in Singin' in the Rain; Charlotte the spider in Charlotte's Web.
24. Alan Rickman (1946–2016) – Severus Snape in Harry Potter film series; Absolem in Alice in Wonderland.
25. Patrick Swayze (1952–2009) – Johnny Castle in Dirty Dancing.
26. Tyrus Wong (1910–2016) – artist of Bambi.
27. Anton Yelchin (1989–2016) – Pavel Chekov in Star Trek; Clumsy Smurf in The Smurfs; Polly in The Pirates! Band of Misfits; Shun in From Up on Poppy Hill.

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Off-screen dialogues (1)

ONUS: Land ho!

TUI: Mother, Motunui is paradise.
BASIL: This case is most intriguing
SARAH: James Pleiades Hawkins.

URSULA: Come in. Come in, my child.

TUI:
Have you tried using a different bait?
MR. FENNER 2:
You drive a hard bargain, Tiana!

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Off-screen dialogues (2)

ZEUS: Ha ha!

LAWRENCE: Give it to me!
AMPHITRYON: Who's there?

CAPTAIN AMELIA: Mr. Hawkins,
JIM: Whoa. What is all this stuff?

ARROW: Stow those casks forward!
DOPPLER: Jim! Oh, Jim! Wait for me!
JASMINE: Just go jump off a balcony!

DOPPLER:
I just spoke with the constabulary.

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Off-screen dialogues (3)

CYCLOPS: Hercules!

OLD MAN: Tell me about it.

SCROOP: What was it now?
ALADDIN: Look, I... I'm sorry.

FIDGET: Let me out! Let me out!
SCUTTLE: Nothing is happening.

CHARLOTTE: Cheese and crackers!
RAY: Will you hold still, you big baby?
HADES: A stirring performance, boys.
FLAVERSHAM: Of truly noble stature.
SULTAN: Find him! Search everywhere!

ALADDIN:
Phenomenal cosmic powers...
CHARLOTTE:
Anything you want, sugar.

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Off-screen dialogues (4)

TRITON: Yes.

CHEF LOUIS: Ah-ha!

ABU: Yoo-hoo! Aladdin! Hello!

FLOUNDER: Ariel, wait for me.
ATTINA: What is with her lately?
MORPH: "Nothing but me heart."
HERCULES: Yeah. Yeah. I know.
SEBASTIAN: Ariel, grab onto that.

HERCULES:
Don't get too comfortable, Hades!

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Off-screen dialogues (5)

DAWSON: Basil?
MUSE: It was tragic.
NARRATOR: You go, girl.

NAVEEN: Ray! Get me out of this box!

DR. FACILIER:
Shame on that hard work

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Off-screen dialogues (7)

HOLMES: Come on.
LOUIS: Tiana! Naveen!

EUDORA: "Just in that moment,
GRAMMA: The legends are true.
SILVER: Well done, Mr. Arrow, sir!
GRIMSBY: Oh, yes, of course, Eric,
ANDRINA: Ariel, dear, time to come out.

SILVER:
You got something to say, Scroop?

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Off-screen dialogues (2)

SINA: Moana!
JAFAR: Shut up!
PHIL: Two words.

SEAHORSE: Sebastian!
MOANA: What's in there?
RATIGAN: Goodbye so soon
TIANA: Where you taking me?

MAUI: I wasn't born a demigod.
ERIC: Whoa! Hang on, I've got ya.

B.E.N.: Laser cannons disconnected,

NARRATOR: On the clearest of nights,

ARIEL: Flounder, don't be such a guppy.

NARRATOR:
...like a Candarian zaftwing

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Songs

1. Tulou Tagaloa – Olivia Foa'i
2. Down in New Orleans (Prologue) – Tiana
3. The Gospel Truth – The Muses
4. Arabian Nights – The Peddler
5. Fathoms Below – Sailors
6. An Innocent Warrior – Vai Mahina, Sulata Foai-Amiatu, and Matthew Ineleo
7. Where You Are – Chief Tui, Gramma Tala, Sina, Moana, and Baby Moana
8. The Gospel Truth II – The Muses
9. The Gospel Truth III – The Muses
10. Down in New Orleans – Dr. John
11. Daughters of Triton – Ariel's Sisters (Aquata, Andrina, Arista, Attina, Adella, Alana)
12. One Jump Ahead – Aladdin
13. One Jump Ahead (Reprise) – Aladdin
14. Part of Your World – Ariel
15. How Far I'll Go – Moana
16. Almost There – Tiana
17. Friends on the Other Side – Dr. Facilier
18. We Know the Way – Opetaia Foa'i & Lin-Manuel Miranda
19. Almost There (Reprise) – Tiana
20. How Far I'll Go (Reprise) – Moana
21. Go the Distance – Hercules
22. Go the Distance (Reprise) – Hercules
23. Part of Your World (Reprise) – Ariel
24. Under the Sea – Sebastian
25. One Last Hope – Philocetes
26. Friend Like Me – Genie
27. You're Welcome – Maui
28. When We're Human – Louis, Naveen, and Tiana
29. I'm Still Here (Jim's Theme) – John Rzeznik
30. Poor Unfortunate Souls – Ursula
31. Gonna Take You There – Ray
32. Shiny – Tamatoa
33. Zero to Hero – The Muses
34. Prince Ali – Genie
35. Les Poissons – Chef Louis
36. Logo Te Pate – O. Foa'i, Op. Foa'i, and Talaga Steve Sale
37. A Whole New World – Aladdin & Jasmine
38. Kiss the Girl – Sebastian
39. I Won't Say (I'm in Love) – Megara & The Muses
40. Ma Belle Evangeline – Ray
41. Dig a Little Deeper – Mama Odie
42. I Am Moana (Song of the Ancestors) – Gramma Tala & Moana
43. Poor Unfortunate Souls (Reprise) – Vanessa
44. Prince Ali (Reprise) – Jafar
45. Know Who You Are – Moana (with Mahina, O. Foa'i, Op. Foa'i, and Ineleo)
46. Down in New Orleans (Reprise) – Tiana
47. We Know the Way (Finale) – Opetaia Foa'i & Lin-Manuel Miranda
48. A Star is Born – The Muses

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The Films of Ron Clements & John Musker (The Little Mermaid + The Princess and the Frog + Treasure Planet + The Great Mouse Detective (30th anniversary) + Hercules + Aladdin)
13 matches: Tiana
12 matches: John Silver
10 matches: Basil of Baker Street, Jim Hawkins, Dr. Doppler
9 matches: Dr. Dawson, Sultan, Hades, Prince Naveen
8 matches: Ariel, Grimsby
7 matches: Aladdin, Jasmine, B.E.N., Ray, Chief Tui
6 matches: Moana, Prince Eric, Sebastian
5 matches: Hercules, Fidget, Ursula, Mr. Arrow
4 matches: Flounder, Scuttle, Jafar, Philocetes, Maui, Gramma Tala, Narrator, Doll
3 matches: Hiram Flaversham, King Triton, Carlotta, Genie, Iago, Abu, Charlotte LaBouff, Alligator 1, Alligator 3, Reverend, Villager
2 matches: Olivia Flaversham, Ratigan, Queen Mousetoria, Cave of Wonders, Megara, Cyclops, Onus, Dr. Facilier, Louis, Lawrence, James, Sherlock Holmes, Narrator, Fisherman, Guard
1 match: Chef Louis, Seahorse, Andrina, Attina, Zeus, Amphitryon, Young Hercules, Muse, Captain Amelia, Morph, Scroop, Sarah Hawkins, Mama Odie, Eudora, Young Tiana, Young Charlotte, Sina, Reggie, Buford, Mr. Harvey Fenner, Dr. Watson, Puppeteer, Main Guard, Boy, Pirates, Violet, Alligator 2, Alligator 4, Beaudreaux, Captain, Butterfly, Villager 1, Villager 2, Villager 3, Male Villager, Female Villager
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Gallery

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Barrie Ingham, Val Bettin

Jodi Benson

Scott Weinger

Susan Egan, Tate Donovan

Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Brian Murray

Bruno Campos, Anika Noni Rose

Auli'i Cravalho

Val Bettin, Barrie Ingham

Kenneth Mars, Samuel E. Wright

Linda Larkin, Douglas Seale, Jonathan Freeman

Tate Donovan

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Jenifer Lewis, Bruno Campos, Anika Noni Rose

Dwayne Johnson

Vincent Price, Susanne Pollatschek

Samuel E. Wright

Scott Weinger, Robin Williams

Emma Thompson

Anika Noni Rose, Bruno Campos, Michael-Leon Wooley

Louise Bush

Barrie Ingham, Susanne Pollatschek

Pat Carroll

Frank Welker

James Woods

Joseph Gordon-Levitt, David Hyde Pierce

Oprah Winfrey, Terrence Howard, Elizabeth Dampier

Rachel House

Shani Wallis, Val Bettin, Barrie Ingham

Jodi Benson, Jason Marin

Robin Williams, Scott Weinger

Tate Donovan, Jim Cummings, Susan Egan

Brian Murray, Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Anika Noni Rose

Barrie Ingham, Val Bettin

Buddy Hackett, Samuel E. Wright, Jason Marin

Jonathan Freeman, Linda Larkin

Josh Keaton, Danny DeVito

David Hyde Pierce, Laurie Metcalf, Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Keith David

Auli'i Cravalho

Vincent Price, Eve Brenner

Jodi Benson, Christopher Daniel Barnes

Scott Weinger, Robin Williams

James Woods, Susan Egan

Bruno Campos, Anika Noni Rose

Dwayne Johnson

Barrie Ingham, Val Bettin

Ben Wright

Frank Welker, Linda Larkin

Danny DeVito, Tate Donovan

Brian Murray

Michael-Leon Wooley, Jenifer Lewis

Jemaine Clement

Susanne Pollatschek, Val Bettin

Jodi Benson

Auli'i Cravalho

Alan Young, Vincent Price

Jason Marin

Douglas Seale, Jonathan Freeman, Gilbert Gottfried

Susan Egan

Martin Short

Keith David, Peter Bartlett, Bruno Campos

Louise Bush

Candy Candido, Susanne Pollatschek

Caroline Vasicek, Kimmy Robertson

Frank Welker

Rip Torn

Auli'i Cravalho

Vincent Price

Jodi Benson, Jason Marin, Buddy Hackett

Scott Weinger

Danny DeVito, Tate Donovan

Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Brian Murray

Breanna Brooks, John Goodman, Oprah Winfrey

Auli'i Cravalho

Susanne Pollatschek, Diana Chesney

Jason Marin

Frank Welker, Scott Weinger

Susan Egan

Emma Thompson, David Hyde Pierce, Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Anika Noni Rose, Jim Cummings, Michael-Leon Wooley

Alan Tudyk

Susanne Pollatschek, Alan Young

Jodi Benson, Christopher Daniel Barnes, Buddy Hackett

Robin Williams, Frank Welker, Scott Weinger

Patrick Pinney, Rip Torn, Jim Cummings

Brian Murray, Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Auli'i Cravalho

Barrie Ingham

Pat Carroll, Jodi Benson

Frank Welker, Linda Larkin

Tate Donovan

Joseph Gordon-Levitt, David Hyde Pierce

Anika Noni Rose, Bruno Campos

Auli'i Cravalho

Melissa Manchester

Samuel E. Wright

Robin Williams, Scott Weinger

Danny DeVito

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Oprah Winfrey, Terrence Howard, Elizabeth Dampier

Susanne Pollatschek, Barrie Ingham, Val Bettin

Jodi Benson, Christopher Daniel Barnes

Jonathan Freeman

Tate Donovan, Susan Egan, James Woods

David Hyde Pierce, Laurie Metcalf

Corey Burton, Jerry Kernion, Michael-Leon Wooley

Rachel House, Auli'i Cravalho

Vincent Price

Ben Wright

Douglas Seale, Linda Larkin, Scott Weinger, Robin Williams, Frank Welker

Samantha Eggar, Rip Torn

Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Brian Murray

Jim Cummings

Auli'i Cravalho

Barrie Ingham, Susanne Pollatschek, Val Bettin, Alan Young

Ben Wright, Jodi Benson

Douglas Seale, Jonathan Freeman, Gilbert Gottfried

Mary Kay Bergman, Kathleen Freeman, Corey Burton, Jim Cummings

Jenifer Lewis

Auli'i Cravalho

Val Bettin, Susanne Pollatschek, Alan Young

Kenneth Mars, Samuel E. Wright

Scott Weinger, Frank Welker

Tate Donovan

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Jim Cummings

Auli'i Cravalho

Eve Brenner, Val Bettin, Barrie Ingham

Jodi Benson

Robin Williams

Samantha Eggar

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Dwayne Johnson

Val Bettin, Barrie Ingham

Ben Wright, Christopher Daniel Barnes, Jodi Benson

Robin Williams

Tate Donovan

Brian Murray

Jemaine Clement, Auli'i Cravalho

Barrie Ingham, Vincent Price

Pat Carroll

Gilbert Gottfried, Jonathan Freeman, Scott Weinger

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Louise Bush

Val Bettin, Barrie Ingham, Susanne Pollatschek

Jodi Benson

Frank Welker

Josh Keaton

David Hyde Pierce

Jason Marin, Jodi Benson

Charlie Adler, Gilbert Gottfried, Jonathan Freeman, Frank Welker

Brian Murray

Auli'i Cravalho

Buddy Hackett

Frank Welker, Linda Larkin

Danny DeVito, Tate Donovan

Dwayne Johnson

Jodi Benson, Jason Marin

Frank Welker, Scott Weinger

James Woods

Roscoe Lee Browne, Emma Thompson

Louise Bush

Kenneth Mars

Douglas Seale, Linda Larkin

Susan Egan

David Hyde Pierce, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Brian Murray

Auli'i Cravalho

Jodi Benson

Tate Donovan

Temuera Morrison, Auli'i Cravalho, Nicole Scherzinger

Jodi Benson, Christopher Daniel Barnes

Linda Larkin, Lea Salonga, Brad Kane, Scott Weinger

Tate Donovan, Susan Egan

Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Martin Short

Rachel House, Auli'i Cravalho

Jodi Benson, Jason Marin

Robin Williams

James Woods

Auli'i Cravalho, Alan Tudyk

Jodi Benson

Scott Weinger, Robin Williams

Rip Torn, Tate Donovan

Auli'i Cravalho

Robin Williams, Jonathan Freeman

Lillias White, Vaneese Y. Thomas, Cheryl Freeman, LaChanze, Roz Ryan

Auli'i Cravalho

Pat Carroll, Jodi Benson, Christopher Daniel Barnes

Robin Williams, Scott Weinger

Tate Donovan

Auli'i Cravalho, Dwayne Johnson

Jodi Benson, Christopher Daniel Barnes

Scott Weinger, Brad Kane, Linda Larkin, Lea Salonga

Susan Egan

Scott Weinger, Robin Williams

James Woods, Tate Donovan

Auli'i Cravalho

Scott Weinger, Jonathan Freeman

Linda Larkin, Douglas Seale, Scott Weinger

Danny DeVito, Tate Donovan

Dwayne Johnson

Linda Larkin, Lea Salonga, Brad Kane, Scott Weinger

Tate Donovan, Rip Torn, Samantha Eggar

Rachel House, Auli'i Cravalho

Linda Larkin, Scott Weinger

Susan Egan, Tate Donovan

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