Thursday, April 30, 2020

Cinderella's PhilharMagic

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CINDERELLA:
Do you remember the story
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of a girl who lived a life of cinders,
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and how she found true love because
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she kept a beautiful dream in her heart?
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(GIGGLING)
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Of course it helped that she had
mouse friends who could sew
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and a Fairy Godmother who could
do wonders with pumpkins.
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Well, that girl is me.
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(GIGGLING)
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What a perfectly perfect life
It's a fairy tale come true
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I'm a princess and a wife
all because I fit a shoe
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When I dreamed of love
who'd have guessed I'd end up here
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At the end of a perfectly perfect year
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(CHUCKLING) Would
my perfectly perfect wife
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put on her perfectly fitting shoes?
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You found my shoes.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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Better hurry. Fairy Godmother's waiting.
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What were the mice
using them for this time?
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Boats.
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There.
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-(GASPS)
-(CHUCKLES)
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CINDERELLA: Oh, what a
wonderfully perfectly perfect year!
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Why should we have to do the chores?
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I would rather rot in jail
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Washing dishes and scrubbing floors
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That's just great I broke a nail
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BOTH: Cinderella is in the palace
living a life of luxury
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And we've not once
been invited to a ball
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Or even tea
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Why don't I get a happy ending?
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Where's the prince who'll marry me?
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When will this horrible
nightmare disappear?
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Pathetic.
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Oh, what a perfectly
miserably awful year
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PRINCE: Give me your hand.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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Somewhere there must be
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Someone who'll love me
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And show me
a world that I never knew
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He'll ask for my hand
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And I'll say "I do"
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Oh, wouldn't it be finer than fine
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If that perfectly perfect love
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Were mine
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(FAIRY GODMOTHER CHUCKLING)
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He's a perfectly charming prince
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She's a charmingly perfect lass
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They've lived happily ever
since she fit the slipper
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GUS: Made of glass
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Take your place everyone
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The time is drawing near to celebrate
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ALL: A perfectly perfect year
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Surprise!
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(GROANING)
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(GASPS)
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A perfect anniversary party
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That we planned for you
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And I threw in some magic
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With a bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
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Just like the night
I sent you to the ball
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So that's how Cinderella did it. Magic.
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On this perfectly perfect day
there is magic in the air
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Gee, I wonder if that old lady
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Has a wand that she could spare
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What could ever come between us?
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I would gladly volunteer
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FAIRY GODMOTHER:
And as for the future
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Well, it's perfectly clear
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ALL: It's sure to be another magically
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Tragically
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ALL: Perfectly perfect year
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Perfect!
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(GRUNTING)
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Mother! Mother!
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Mother!
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Anastasia, where have you been?
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Slacking off again.
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Mother, our troubles are over!
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A stick?
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Ooh! Let's beat her with it.
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No, no, no, no. Not a stick.
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A magic wand.
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Well, she finally cracked.
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I saw this nutty old woman and zap!
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She gave Cinderella the beautiful
gown and, oh, the Prince.
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I blame the housework.
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Oh, I'll prove it to you.
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Oh, what were those words again?
Wappity-pappity-poo?
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Skip-skip-scadoo? No, I know it.
I know it. I think.
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Oh, no, I've got it.
I've got it. Bibbidi-bobbidi...
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Oh! There it is!
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Child, put that down!
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In the wrong hands that wand
could be extremely dangerous.
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Now, now give it back to me
you silly little goose.
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No way, Grandma.
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo!
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(SNARLS AND QUACKS)
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FAIRY GODMOTHER:
Look what you've done.
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Now give me back my wand.
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ANASTASIA: No, I need it,
you silly old garden gnome!
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Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo!
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(GASPS)
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ANASTASIA: Oh!
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Uh-oh.
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Hello? Hello... Hello, Grandma?
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Ohhh! Oh!
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I... I'm sorry.
Oh, I didn't mean to hurt you.
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So this is how Cinderella did it.
What delicious irony.
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Do you realize what this means, girls?
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Yes! No more laundry!
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(GROANS)
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It means power, riches,
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revenge.
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BOTH: Oh.
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I wanna be dirty, filthy, stinking rich!
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Oh, I want a prince of my own!
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Oh, please, please, please.
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-Give it to me!
-No, give it to me!
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Girls! Girls!
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First things first.
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Now, Cinderella,
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to undo your trickery
and take what's rightfully ours,
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I call upon all
the forces of the universe!
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Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo!
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Reverse the moon and sun,
turn back tide and time,
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unravel Cinderella's happily ever after
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to the moment my troubles began!
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(CLOCK CHIMING)
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(GASPS)
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STEPMOTHER: Stop!
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(ANASTASIA AND DRIZELLA GASP)
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BOTH: Wow.
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(HORSE WHINNIES)
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(GASPS) The Grand Duke!
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It worked.
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Magnificent!
And no one knows except us.
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Get ready. This is your second
chance. Don't waste it.
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Where's Cinderella?
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She's exactly where
she was the first time.
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JAQ AND GUS: Cinderelly!
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-(GASPS)
-(BUGLE CALL)
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The Grand Duke!
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Your Excellence.
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Your Grace.
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His Grace will now read
the royal procla...
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Pardon me, but we're all
aware of His Grace's purpose.
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Perhaps we should just get on with it.
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Quite, madam. Quite.
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-Ooh.
-(SNORTS)
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(SQUEAKING)
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(BOTH GROAN)
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(SIGHS)
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Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
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(BOTH GASP)
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(EXCLAIMS) It fits!
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It fits?
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It fits!
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Mother, it fits.
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Gee. I wonder if it fits.
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It fits, it fits! Oh, Mother!
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(LUCIFER SNARLING)
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I'm gonna get my prince!
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Whoo-hoo!
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Grace and poise, my dear!
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(DISHES CLATTERING)
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(CLEARS THROAT) I hereby declare
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that we have found
the Prince's bride-to-be.
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(PLAYING BUGLE)
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We must return to the palace at once!
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(GIGGLING)
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(GLASS SHOE CLANKING)
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No. It can't be.
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Would Your Grace excuse me?
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I must have a word with my maid.
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Oof!
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(CINDERELLA GASPS)
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You look confused, dear.
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How could the slipper
have fit Anastasia?
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I danced with the Prince.
That was my slipper.
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Here, I have the other one.
I'm the one he's looking for.
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You may have danced with him
You may even have thought it was love.
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But the slipper fits Anastasia,
and that's who he's marrying.
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Whatever you think happened
last night was a dream.
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(GASPS)
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I don't care where
you go or what you do,
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but you stay away from the palace.
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Stay away from the Prince.
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Oh, and clean up that broken glass.
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(WHIP CRACKS)
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(HORSE WHINNIES)
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Duh... What just a-happened?
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I... I don't understand.
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I've...
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(SINGING) I've always dreamed
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That my life could be
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Like a fairy tale
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A perfect fantasy
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Every day a new adventure
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On some undiscovered shore
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Was it nothing more
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Than a dream?
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Then one magic night
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With a single dance
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I found more that
just a storybook romance
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And for once my life was perfect
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As we glided 'cross the floor
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And it was so much more
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So much more than a dream
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I could say it never happened
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Just a dream from the start
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But then I'd live my life
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With a broken heart
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(BAWLING)
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No, no. No cry, Gus-Gus.
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Princey knows he danced
with Cinderelly.
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Yes, of course he does.
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Oh, if I just see him again...
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Yeah, yeah, see Princey!
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Yes. Everything will be all right.
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Everything will be all right.
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Duh... Yeah, yeah!
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'Cause in a prince's arms
I've found a love I can't deny
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If there's any chance
to set things right
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I've simply got to try
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So I'll trust my heart
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What else can I do?
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I can't live in dreams
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If my dreams are to come true
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There's a better life that's waiting
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Past the mountains I must climb
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I will take a chance on love
to get my once upon a time
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(SIGHS)
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Oh, I want so much more
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So much more
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Than a dream
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(CHIRPING)
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JAQ: Cinderelly,
big blue guards.
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(GROWLS) Gus-Gus handle 'em.
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Let me at 'em! Let me at 'em!
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(CHIRPING)
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Um... Let's try
the servant's entrance first.
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MAN 1: Good morning, sir.
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MAN 2: Good morning.
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Onions for the King. Well done.
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Strawberries, sir.
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(CHIRPING)
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Keep out of sight.
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The King is waiting. There you are.
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MAN 1: The King will enjoy them.
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MAN 2: They're his favorite.
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Hmm?
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(GASPS)
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(GROANS)
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Now, all we have to do is
find him and everything will be...
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Stop! You there.
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Who are you?
What are you doing here?
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I...
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I'm in charge of all the servants
in this castle,
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and I've never seen you before.
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What is your purpose?
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My purpose. Well... Um... I... I...
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I'm the royal mouse catcher.
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(BOTH GASP)
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Royal mouse catcher? Preposterous.
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Snap 'em and trap 'em.
That's my motto.
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Oh, no!
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In the 30 years
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that I have supervised...
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(DISHES CLATTERING)
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...this castle,
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I can assure you there has never
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ever been a single, solitary...
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WOMAN: Mouse!
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(GLASS CHATTERING)
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(WOMEN SCREAMING)
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-Where is it?
-Mice!
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(CHUCKLING)
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(TARZAN-LIKE SHOUT)
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Oh, please, let me help.
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This is my kitchen. I'll take care of it!
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Take that!
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And that! Vile vermin!
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Please, I can handle this!
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Not now!
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I've got them on the run!
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Really, I can help.
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(GROANS)
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(GROWLS)
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There he is! I got him! I got him!
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So then, I'll just go get those mice.
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(GLASS SHATTERING)
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CINDERELLA: Come on, guys.
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-Nice work.
-(JAQ AND GUS CHEER)
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If we split up,
we'll find the Prince faster.
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Split up! Righty-o!
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But, Dad...
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Those aren't reasons!
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(GROANING) Breeding, refinement!
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These are the reasons
to marry someone.
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Not their choice in transparent footwear!
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(GROANS)
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Ooh! Nice parry.
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Thanks.
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(BOTH STRAINING)
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It's not about the slipper.
It's the girl in the slipper.
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She was... Well, she was...
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She was what?
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(GRUNTS) Well, she was the one.
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I know it.
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KING: You think there's only
one woman in the kingdom
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who wears a size four and a half?
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It's all I have to go on here.
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Oh, poppycock!
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(KING MOANS)
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You remember when you met Mom?
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You said the first time
you touched her hand
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you just knew, instantly.
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Mmm. The stars were
brighter that night.
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Dad, you found true love.
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That's all I want.
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(BUGLE CALL)
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Oh! They found her!
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(CREAKING)
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(GASPS) Zug-zug!
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GRAND DUKE: Now, if you ladies
would please have a seat,
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the Prince will be right with you.
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My Prince!
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Your Highness!
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Oh, hello.
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Am I in the right room? Of course
I'm in the right room. Um...
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Well, there... There seems
to be a little mix-up here.
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I assure you, Your Highness,
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the slipper fits my daughter's foot.
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(SPUTTERS) See? See?
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Huh. How could he miss it?
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Oh, yeah, I see. Um...
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It's just that I was expecting...
Well, someone else.
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I really do feel awful about this.
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But the royal proclamation declared...
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Yes, but it would appear that, uh,
more than one girl
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actually fits the slipper.
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(CLEARS THROAT) I'm very sorry
to have inconvenienced you. Um...
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Why don't I have the Grand Duke
escort you home safely.
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(WHIMPERS)
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If you'll please excuse me.
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Phew!
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-But... But...
-Quiet!
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You will forget who you danced
with at the ball,
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and marry the girl who fits the slipper
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tonight. Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
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(GROANS)
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Wait. Hold the trumpet!
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It's all coming back.
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It is you.
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(BOTH GASP)
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Please. Please tell me your name.
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It's Anastasia.
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(SIGHS) Anastasia.
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Well, I... I know it's sudden,
but will you marry me?
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Yes! Whoo-hoo! Yippee!
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(LAUGHING MANICACALLY)
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(GRUNTING)
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Ah!
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(STEPMOTHER CLEARS THROAT)
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Yes. Er...
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I... I mean, yes. Definitely yes.
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I will marry you.
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Excellent. The ceremony
will take place tonight.
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I trust that meets
with your approval, Sire.
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The sooner the better.
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Splendid. Then tonight
we will have a new princess.
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Wonderful. I'll go tell my father.
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Not good! We have
to find Cinderelly, Gus-Gus!
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(DOOR OPENING)
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ANASTASIA: I feel better already.
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STEPMOTHER:
Grace and poise, girls.
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Just remember, grace and poise.
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(GLASS SHOE CLANKING)
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ANASTASIA: Right.
Grace and poise.
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Oh, look, a harp.
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(PLUCKS HARP)
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(HARP SHATTERS)
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(PLUCKING STOPS)
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(GASPS)
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STEPMOTHER: Lucifer?
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(PURRING)
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(SNIFFING)
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Lucifer?
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(MEOWS)
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Lucifer! Come here!
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(SNARLS)
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Phew.
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(GASPS)
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CINDERELLA: Your Highness.
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Yes?
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Hello. (GIGGLES)
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Um.. Hello.
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It's wonderful to see you again.
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Um... I'm sorry, have we met?
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(GIGGLES)
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I believe we danced
last night at the ball.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Well, uh... Maybe you've mistaken me
for some other prince.
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I don't think so.
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You are quite the dancer.
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Well, it wasn't just me.
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It was the lady I was
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dancing with.
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Oh, Your Highness.
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Uh... As a matter of fact,
I'm gonna marry her.
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Marry? Really?
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Yes! Tonight.
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Tonight?
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Once you dance
with someone like Anastasia,
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you don't want to waste any time.
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Did you say Anastasia?
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Yes.
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But...
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Well... I guess I better be going.
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I've got to tell my father.
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But that's not right.
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I'm sorry?
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You there. Royal mouse catcher!
I need you this...
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Oh. Oh, I'm sorry, Your Grace.
I didn't realize...
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I was the one...
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I need her this instant!
Please excuse us, Your Highness?
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Please. I'm sorry, just one moment.
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No, no, no.
Of course, I can see you're busy.
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I'll... I'll let you go.
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But it was me.
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Start here! I want this castle
completely rodent-free
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in time for the wedding.
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(DOOR SLAMS)
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GUS: Cinderelly! Cinderelly!
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Gus?
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Cinderelly!
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BOTH: Whoa!
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JAQ: We found Princey!
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I did, too. But he doesn't
even know who I am.
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No, no, no!
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It's a-magic.
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What? What are you talking about?
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(BOTH BABBLE INCOHERENTLY)
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Stepmother?
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Fairy Godmother?
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Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
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She stole it?
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-Boo-hoo-hoo!
-I show Princey!
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Princey! Princey!
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My Cinderelly awaits.
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Princey, you will marry Anastasia.
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Anesthesia.
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Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
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She made him forget who I am.
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Magic! That explains it.
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Boys, we have to get that wand!
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Madame, the King himself
has instructed me
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to be solely in charge of this affair.
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I assure you I have it
entirely under control.
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Oh, really?
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(SCOFFS)
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(ANASTASIA AND DRIZELLA GASP)
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ANASTASIA: Look at that!
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It's perfect!
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(DRIZELLA CACKLING)
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(SNIFFS) They smell lovely.
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Dispose of those roses at once.
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Anastasia's health is quite...
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Ah-choo!
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...delicate.
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I'm quite sure I mentioned that to you
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Madam, I do not...
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Quite sure.
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Yes.
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Well, perhaps the young ladies
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would like to sample the hors d'oeuvres.
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(ANASTASIA AND DRIZELLA GASP)
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Your Grace, a word.
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(MUTTERS)
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These preparations
are entirely unacceptable.
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(SLURPING)
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What a pig!
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DRIZELLA: Who's the pig now?
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(LAUGHS)
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STEPMOTHER:
You call this a cake?
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(SNARLING)
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This wedding must reflect
my daughter's elegance.
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Drizella will be singing in the ceremony.
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Are you sure that's a good idea?
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Oh, wait till you meet her, Dad.
She has everything.
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Breeding, refinement...
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(CHUCKLING) Yes, yes.
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No!
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(PLATE SHATTERING)
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Are we in the right room?
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You! How could you let this happen?
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(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
Don't mind this.
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I shall have it cleaned up in no time.
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See that you do!
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I want this wedding to go off
without a hitch.
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And if it doesn't...
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Oh, no! Please, Sire.
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I can explain. I, well, you see...
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Father, allow me introduce
my bride-to-be, Anastasia.
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Anastasia, this is my dad.
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It is an honor, Your Majesty.
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Charmed, I'm sure.
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So who's up for a dance?
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STEPMOTHER: Your little
escapade back there
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could have cost us everything!
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Don't ruin this!
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Go get him, twinkle toes.
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(ORCHESTRA WARMS UP)
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Oh, I don't dance much.
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You're too modest.
That's how we met, remember?
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Oh, right. Of course.
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I'll never forget when I first touched
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your hand.
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(ORCHESTRA PLAYING)
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-(GROANS)
-Oh! I'm sorry.
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It won't happen again.
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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(PRINCE GROANS)
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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(GASPS)
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(GROANS)
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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-(MOANS)
-Oh!
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(SCREAMS)
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I'm sorry.
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Oh, dear. (WHIMPERS)
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Um... Are you okay?
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Oh! Oh, sorry, these aren't my shoes.
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I mean, what am I saying?
Of course they're my shoes.
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Oh, I just don't know
what's wrong with me today.
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Oh, no, no, it was my fault.
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I'm afraid I'm just not up-to-date
on the latest dance steps.
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(CLEARS THROAT) Sire, if I may,
um, your fitting.
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Oh. Oh, yes. This was fun. Thank you.
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Well, if you'll please excuse me.
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(CHUCKLES) Um, come along, Sire.
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And after the fitting,
we must approve the butter sculpture.
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I think it's a stunning likeness.
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La-la-la-la-la-la...
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Well, no grace, no poise.
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Other than that, it was lovely.
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He was nice to me.
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(SNICKERING) That's because
he's under a spell.
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He'd have to be, to fall for you.
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It's more than that.
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-KING: Ladies!
-(BOTH GASP)
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STEPMOTHER: Your Majesty!
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KING: I need to speak with my future
daughter-in-law immediately.
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Alone!
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Let's make a run for it while we can.
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No, Sire, Sire, I'll have a dozen
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dance instructors sent in immediately.
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Something's wrong.
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(GASPING) An army
of dance instructors.
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No, no.
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I thought... Why, I was sure
it was Anastasia last night.
_________________________________
But...
_________________________________
Well, just now when
I touched her hand,
_________________________________
I felt
_________________________________
nothing.
_________________________________
Oh, I can explain
everything, Your Majesty.
_________________________________
I have this... This inner ear thing and...
_________________________________
You, my dear, are a dreadful dancer.
_________________________________
Yes, I know, Your Majesty.
_________________________________
Reminds me of my queen.
_________________________________
She trod on my feet, too.
_________________________________
But she took very
good care of my heart.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING) Come here, my dear.
_________________________________
I want to show you something.
_________________________________
A princess is bestowed
with many riches.
_________________________________
Lands, jewels, horses.
_________________________________
But today I wish to give you
something much more valuable.
_________________________________
Oh.
_________________________________
Isn't it lovely?
_________________________________
A seashell?
_________________________________
This shell was the queen's
most treasured possession.
_________________________________
We found it while walking
by the water the day we met.
_________________________________
You see, we reached for it
at the same moment,
_________________________________
and when our hands touched
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
that's when I knew
I had found true love.
_________________________________
You knew that
just by touching her hand?
_________________________________
There's no more powerful force in
the world than true love.
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT) Well, that's all.
Run along, now.
_________________________________
Run along.
_________________________________
Thank you, Your Majesty.
_________________________________
I do.
_________________________________
Oh, I do.
_________________________________
I do. I do.
_________________________________
I really do.
_________________________________
(GIGGLES)
_________________________________
(GASPS) Oh!
_________________________________
(GIGGLES)
_________________________________
Oh, I do.
_________________________________
(SINGING) Now there is finally
someone to love me
_________________________________
He'll show me
a world that I never knew
_________________________________
With two simple words
all my dreams will come true
_________________________________
I do
_________________________________
I do
_________________________________
(CHIRPING)
_________________________________
You go get the Prince.
_________________________________
DRIZELLA: (CACKLING) Bigger!
_________________________________
Ooh, let's try this!
_________________________________
Oh, that's gorgeous.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
Lovely.
_________________________________
Drizella, stop that this instant!
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
This wand is not a toy.
_________________________________
It's in the dresser. Key's in her pocket.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
I've got to get in there.
_________________________________
Cinderelly! They'll see you!
_________________________________
-Yeah, too dangerous.
-But I...
_________________________________
We'll take care of it!
_________________________________
ANASTASIA: I do.
_________________________________
I do. I do.
_________________________________
I do. Oh, I do.
_________________________________
All right, but whatever you do,
stay clear of Lucifer.
_________________________________
Zug-zug. No Lucifee.
_________________________________
What happened? What did the King say?
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
He's really very nice.
_________________________________
He gave me his most prized possession.
_________________________________
(SCOFFS) A seashell?
_________________________________
It's a symbol of true love.
_________________________________
(YELPS)
_________________________________
Oh, please.
_________________________________
(SCOFFS) How special.
_________________________________
ANASTASIA:
He said that his heart...
_________________________________
STEPMOTHER:
What is love compared
_________________________________
to the power we hold with the wand?
_________________________________
You will learn that soon enough.
_________________________________
(SNORING)
_________________________________
ANASTASIA: I want
the Prince to love me.
_________________________________
I think he could.
_________________________________
DRIZELLA: (CACKLING)
Oh, you're serious.
_________________________________
ANASTASIA: Well,
the King likes me, too.
_________________________________
He treated me like his own daughter.
_________________________________
Maybe we shouldn't be doing this.
_________________________________
DRIZELLA: Maybe I should
have put on the slipper.
_________________________________
(SNIFFING)
_________________________________
ANASTASIA: Maybe we don't
even need the wand.
_________________________________
(MEOWS)
_________________________________
(SNARLS)
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
DRIZELLA: Oh!
Somebody put out the cat!
_________________________________
ANASTASIA: Lucifer!
Oh, hold still! Stop!
_________________________________
-Lucifer!
-(MEOWS)
_________________________________
STEPMOTHER: (SIGHING)
Someone fetch the housekeeper.
_________________________________
(KNOCKING)
_________________________________
CINDERELLA: Housekeeping.
_________________________________
Well, you certainly came quickly.
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT) We're very good.
_________________________________
Clean this up. My daughter needs
_________________________________
her beauty sleep before
tonight's wedding.
_________________________________
(SCOFFS) Think that'll be enough time?
_________________________________
Keep out of the maid's way, girls.
_________________________________
There's a lot to do before the wedding.
_________________________________
Hmm?
_________________________________
(STRAINING)
_________________________________
Isn't that right, Cinderella?
_________________________________
(GASPS) I didn't
know you worked here.
_________________________________
You're fat more persistent
than I thought.
_________________________________
I won't let you get away with this.
_________________________________
We already have.
_________________________________
I don't think so.
_________________________________
Jaq! Gus!
_________________________________
(BOTH SHOUT)
_________________________________
-The wand!
-(BOTH SHRIEK)
_________________________________
(SNARLING)
_________________________________
GUS: Us a-coming,
Cinderelly!
_________________________________
-(THUD)
-(MEOWS)
_________________________________
JAQ: Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________
That servant girl is a thief! Get her!
_________________________________
Zug-zug.
_________________________________
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
_________________________________
(SNARLS)
_________________________________
GUARD: Stop! Thief!
_________________________________
Seize her at once!
_________________________________
Don't move! Hold it!
_________________________________
Halt in the name of the King!
_________________________________
BOTH: Whoa!
_________________________________
You incompetent fools!
_________________________________
BOTH: Whoa!
_________________________________
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo!
_________________________________
(MEOWS)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
(SNARLING)
_________________________________
Gus-Gus!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(SNARLING)
_________________________________
Run, Gus-Gus!
_________________________________
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo!
_________________________________
(BOTH SHRIEK)
_________________________________
GUARD: There she is!
We've got her.
_________________________________
You there, halt!
_________________________________
Halt!
_________________________________
Open up in the name of the King!
_________________________________
(CHIRPING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Oh, hello.
_________________________________
Oh! Hey! What's going on?
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
Uh... All right, I'm coming.
_________________________________
JAQ: Cinderelly!
_________________________________
GUARD: Open up, I say!
_________________________________
Gus-Gus!
_________________________________
Catch.
_________________________________
GUARD: Open up in
the name of the King!
_________________________________
Lift the spell. Let him remember.
_________________________________
Bibbidi-bobbidi...
_________________________________
Ooh!
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
What's going on?
_________________________________
My apologies.
_________________________________
It's a problem with my maid.
_________________________________
It's under control.
_________________________________
Are you okay?
_________________________________
This servant girl is a thief.
_________________________________
I am not a thief.
_________________________________
You're under a spell. That's why
you don't remember me. Please!
_________________________________
Just listen!
_________________________________
(GROANS) Let go!
_________________________________
Tsk-tsk. Poor child.
Obviously out of her mind.
_________________________________
I hope she'll be all right.
_________________________________
She seemed, you know,
nice when I met her.
_________________________________
Well, maybe a little confused, but,
_________________________________
still there's something about her...
_________________________________
Oh, don't trouble yourself,
Your Highness.
_________________________________
I'll see to it, personally,
that she gets all the help she needs.
_________________________________
Nice try, but we won! (CACKLES)
_________________________________
You won? What do you mean?
_________________________________
Uh... Well...
_________________________________
Nothing.
_________________________________
I... Um...
_________________________________
You'll see she's taken care of?
_________________________________
Personally, Your Highness.
_________________________________
Put her on the next ship
leaving the kingdom.
_________________________________
I want her banished forever.
_________________________________
Mmm.
_________________________________
And you...
_________________________________
Keep your mouth shut or you're next.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING) Quite fetching.
_________________________________
-Ouch!
-(DOOR OPENS)
_________________________________
Careful with those pins down there.
_________________________________
(DOOR SHUTS)
_________________________________
Dad, something strange is going on.
_________________________________
I'll say. My son is
finally getting married.
_________________________________
No. No, I mean something's wrong.
_________________________________
KING: Oh, nonsense,
my boy. You wanted
_________________________________
the girl who fit the glass slipper.
_________________________________
-Yes, but...
-Now you've got her.
_________________________________
Hey.
_________________________________
That's what I'm worried about.
_________________________________
(WHISTLING) Psst!
Hey, Princey! Prince!
_________________________________
Over here!
_________________________________
Princey!
_________________________________
Psst! Psst!
_________________________________
Me?
_________________________________
Yes, you. Let's go.
_________________________________
Okay, first birds, now mice.
_________________________________
GUS: Come on!
_________________________________
Hello?
_________________________________
Hello? Uh, little mice?
_________________________________
Well, it's official. I've lost my mind.
_________________________________
First I was hijacked by birds,
and now I'm talking to imaginary mice.
_________________________________
(BIRDS CHIRP)
_________________________________
(WHISTLING) Hey, Prince-Prince!
Down here!
_________________________________
Okay.
_________________________________
Maybe not so imaginary.
_________________________________
Stepmother got a magic wand,
put spell on you. Fooled everyone.
_________________________________
...came to the palace to marry you!
_________________________________
Wait, hold on. Hold on.
I think I understand.
_________________________________
Actually, I got nothing.
_________________________________
Duh... What should we gonna do?
_________________________________
Ahh!
_________________________________
(MUSIC PLAYS)
_________________________________
(SINGING) You were dancing
with a very pretty girl
_________________________________
-Pretty girl
-At midnight she ran off
_________________________________
-In such a whirl
-Such a whirl
_________________________________
Her name was Cinderelly
She's the servant girl you met
_________________________________
She's the one you want to marry
_________________________________
Don't forget!
Don't forget!
_________________________________
-At the ball, at the ball
-At the ball, at the ball
_________________________________
Cinderelly was the maiden at the ball
_________________________________
No, I danced with Anastasia at the ball.
_________________________________
No, no. Princey only think that
_________________________________
because of Cinderelly's stepmother.
_________________________________
Yeah, mean old lady.
_________________________________
With a magic wand
she cast a wicked spell
_________________________________
Wicked spell
_________________________________
Which is why Princey isn't feeling well
_________________________________
Not so well
_________________________________
You've forgotten Cinderelly
_________________________________
And the dance you shared last night
_________________________________
But we know it's not too late
to set things right
_________________________________
'Cause at the ball!
At the ball! At the ball!
_________________________________
Yeah, at the ball
_________________________________
Cinderelly was the maiden at the ball
_________________________________
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Wait!
_________________________________
You're telling me
I'm under a magic spell?
_________________________________
And here's the worst part.
_________________________________
When Cinderelly tried
her best to take a stand
_________________________________
Take a stand
_________________________________
Mean old lady had her
banished from the land
_________________________________
(BAWLING)
_________________________________
Gus-Gus!
_________________________________
Sorry.
_________________________________
Cinderelly's on a ship
that gonna sail her far away
_________________________________
It's up to Prince-Prince
to save the day
_________________________________
'Cause at the ball
At the ball
_________________________________
-At the ball
-What a ball
_________________________________
Cinderelly won your heart
_________________________________
Now magic's keeping you apart
_________________________________
And she'll soon be gone forever
_________________________________
Unless you can recall
_________________________________
That Cinderelly was
the maiden at the ball
_________________________________
At the ball!
_________________________________
Magic?
_________________________________
Magic made me think
Anastasia was the girl at the ball?
_________________________________
That would explain everything.
_________________________________
Yeah! (WHISTLES)
_________________________________
What? The servant girl?
_________________________________
This Cinderelly? This belongs to her?
_________________________________
Yeah! Yeah!
_________________________________
I have to find her.
_________________________________
Yeah! Yeah!
_________________________________
One more time.
_________________________________
Duh, yeah.
_________________________________
At the ball!
At the ball!
_________________________________
We showed ol' Princey after all
_________________________________
That Cinderelly was the maiden
_________________________________
At the ball!
_________________________________
Cha!
_________________________________
(DOOR OPENING)
_________________________________
Oh, thanks.
_________________________________
And loved the song.
_________________________________
Go! Go! Go, Princey!
Shoo! Shoo! Go! Go!
_________________________________
(BOTH SIGH)
_________________________________
I have to go.
_________________________________
Go? But you're about to be married.
_________________________________
But the talking mice
say she's the wrong girl.
_________________________________
Son, wait!
_________________________________
Son! Talking mice? Son?
_________________________________
Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________
And two bluebirds.
_________________________________
Talking bluebirds?
_________________________________
No, the bluebirds weren't talking.
Look, Dad...
_________________________________
This is ridiculous.
_________________________________
You agreed to marry the girl
in the glass slipper.
_________________________________
I was completely with you on that one.
_________________________________
And I will.
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
Just as soon as I find her.
_________________________________
(SPUTTERING) I forbid you
to take another step down these stairs!
_________________________________
Okay.
_________________________________
(GASPS) Son! Come back!
_________________________________
We'll find you a doctor.
We'll have you leeched.
_________________________________
(WHISTLES)
_________________________________
We've got to get...
_________________________________
Guards! (HOWLING)
_________________________________
-KING: Aye!
-(ALL MOAN)
_________________________________
The servant girl. Where is she?
_________________________________
Guards! He's gone completely mad!
_________________________________
-Your Majesty!
-Stop my son.
_________________________________
Your blood pressure!
_________________________________
Stop! Stop!
_________________________________
(WHINNIES)
_________________________________
Dad, trust me.
_________________________________
Son! I do trust you.
_________________________________
It's the talking mice I'm worried about.
_________________________________
(BOTH SCOFF)
_________________________________
Hiyah!
_________________________________
Son!
_________________________________
Close the gates! Close the gates!
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
It'll be fine. Don't look up.
_________________________________
Hiyah! Hiyah!
_________________________________
Good boy.
_________________________________
Yeah!
_________________________________
Go get her, Princey!
_________________________________
I'll send the troops after him at once,
Your Majesty.
_________________________________
No, let him go.
_________________________________
But... But, Your Majesty, the wedding.
_________________________________
Let him go.
_________________________________
(SEAGULLS SQUAWKING)
_________________________________
GUARD: Time to go.
_________________________________
MAN: All hands on deck.
_________________________________
(SINGING) I've always dreamed
_________________________________
That my life could be
_________________________________
Like a fairy tale
_________________________________
A perfect fantasy
_________________________________
But it was nothing more
_________________________________
Than a dream
_________________________________
MAN: Loose the mainsail!
_________________________________
Hiyah!
_________________________________
(MEN SHOUT)
_________________________________
(WHINNIES)
_________________________________
Come on, boy! Nothing to it.
_________________________________
Hiyah!
_________________________________
(WHINNIES)
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Remember me?
_________________________________
Will you marry me, Cinderelly?
_________________________________
Yes, but... (GIGGLING)
_________________________________
Actually, it's Cinderella.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Cinderella!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Wednesday, April 29, 2020

The Little Mermaid's PhilharMagic

_________________________________
SEBASTIAN: The world above
is a wonderful place.
_________________________________
But everyone knows
_________________________________
the true magic lies
_________________________________
under the sea,
_________________________________
where the water is clear,
the fish swim free,
_________________________________
and the mer-people live
in the beautiful kingdom of Atlantica.
_________________________________
(LAUGHTER)
_________________________________
King Triton rules the seas
with a fair hand...
_________________________________
-Yoo-hoo!
-You're very kind.
_________________________________
(COOING)
_________________________________
...and an open heart.
_________________________________
Ariel! Oh!
_________________________________
-(CLEARS THROAT)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
(BLOWS DEEP NOTE)
_________________________________
(SEBASTIAN LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Oh, mon.
_________________________________
No one loved music more than
Triton's beloved queen, Athena.
_________________________________
(ATHENA VOCALIZING)
_________________________________
She and their seven darling princesses
_________________________________
filled his life with joy and song.
_________________________________
(SINGING) Oh, the waves roll low
_________________________________
And the waves roll high
_________________________________
And so it goes
_________________________________
Under a bright blue
_________________________________
Endless sky
_________________________________
Waves try to measure
_________________________________
The days that we treasure
_________________________________
Wave hello
_________________________________
And wave goodbye
_________________________________
Good night, girls.
_________________________________
SEBASTIAN: Yes,
the king loved his queen,
_________________________________
and he took every opportunity
to show her.
_________________________________
(MUSIC BOX PLAYING
ATHENA'S SONG)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(SINGING) Endless sky
_________________________________
Our song.
_________________________________
Our song.
_________________________________
SEBASTIAN: Oh, mon!
It was a magical time!
_________________________________
The pure joy of song
filled life in Atlantica.
_________________________________
(PLAYING SHELL)
_________________________________
(ALL HARMONISING)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
(ALL GIGGLING)
_________________________________
Shh.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
-(ALL GASP)
-(SIGHS)
_________________________________
(ALL EXCLAIM, LAUGH)
_________________________________
SEBASTIAN:
But even the brightest days
_________________________________
can be darkened
by an unseen tempest.
_________________________________
(RUMBLING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Go!
_________________________________
Somewhere in the chaos,
Queen Athena was lost to us.
_________________________________
Athena!
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
(SOFTLY PLAYS ATHENA'S SONG)
_________________________________
Each note of that lovely melody
_________________________________
seemed to deepen the king's anguish.
_________________________________
He couldn't bear to hear it.
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________
From that moment on,
_________________________________
the king's heart stayed dark.
_________________________________
And music was banned from Atlantica
_________________________________
(WHISPERS) forever.
_________________________________
Ten years later,
Atlantica looked the same.
_________________________________
But I can't say that about everything.
_________________________________
(BOTH SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
-Uppy-uppy, my darlings.
-It's us.
_________________________________
(GIRLS GROAN)
_________________________________
Governess!
_________________________________
-Hey!
-Rise and shine.
_________________________________
-Why so early?
-Mustn't be late.
_________________________________
But it's still dark out.
_________________________________
-Oh. Hi.
-Wakey-wakey.
_________________________________
-Oh, I was dreaming about a boy.
-Yes.
_________________________________
Come on, girls.
_________________________________
-But I need my beauty sleep.
-Tell me about it.
_________________________________
Easy for you.
No cares what you look...
_________________________________
-Move it.
-I think you're lovely.
_________________________________
Can't we meet Father later?
_________________________________
I don't get to make
those kinds of decisions.
_________________________________
Any decisions, really.
_________________________________
Get up!
_________________________________
-Okay, we heard you
-We're going as fast as we can.
_________________________________
All right, all right, all right.
Move your tails.
_________________________________
This is our special time with your father.
_________________________________
Special? It's the same every morning.
_________________________________
-She's got a point.
-That's what your father cares about.
_________________________________
Predictability, presentation, punctuality.
_________________________________
-That's all Dad cares about.
-She's got a point.
_________________________________
-You've got your own mirror!
-Two minutes.
_________________________________
Stop primping!
_________________________________
-Anyway, I told her, she used to...
-Come on, Ariel.
_________________________________
Why can't he let us do
something different? Just once.
_________________________________
Give him a break.
He's the king, remember?
_________________________________
-You try running a kingdom.
-I wouldn't run it like this.
_________________________________
Don't upset him, Ariel.
_________________________________
Just because you're the oldest, Attina,
_________________________________
-doesn't mean you can boss us around.
-Yes, it does.
_________________________________
Benjamin, if we're late again,
I'll never get a promotion.
_________________________________
-Marina...
-Come on, girls.
_________________________________
Not that I want a promotion.
No, no, no, I love this job.
_________________________________
Looking after you is what I live for.
_________________________________
Really.
_________________________________
-I hate this job!
-The less said the better.
_________________________________
(WHINNYING)
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
Whoa! Whoa!
_________________________________
-Good morning, Your Highness.
-Sebastian.
_________________________________
-Oh!
-Anything to report?
_________________________________
Unfortunately, the sprat and the smelt
_________________________________
were still (SHRIEKS)
squabbling.
_________________________________
No worries.
I told them I'd sic the salmon on them.
_________________________________
Sebastian, what would I do without you?
_________________________________
You'd be negotiatin' with the sprat
and the smelt, that's what.
_________________________________
(GIRLS INDISTINCTLY CHATTERING)
_________________________________
Shh!
_________________________________
-Good morning, girls.
-Good morning, Father.
_________________________________
-Marina.
-Good morning, Your Majesty.
_________________________________
(SEBASTIAN CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________
-Sebastian.
-You're late.
_________________________________
I...
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES, GROANS)
_________________________________
Your Majesty.
_________________________________
Well, I presume
you've all been attending
_________________________________
-to your royal duties this week.
-Yes, Father.
_________________________________
-We've been working diligently.
-ARIEL: We're always done early.
_________________________________
Shh!
_________________________________
And the coral is in bloom.
_________________________________
-Clam it!
-Enough!
_________________________________
So I thought maybe we could
go for a swim on the reef?
_________________________________
-Not today, Ariel.
-But it only happened once a year.
_________________________________
It could be fun.
_________________________________
I don't have the time.
_________________________________
I was thinking we could just
skip the morning walk.
_________________________________
Ariel! Your father said no.
_________________________________
Yes, sir.
_________________________________
Nice job.
_________________________________
Be on time tomorrow.
_________________________________
(GRUMBLING)
_________________________________
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
_________________________________
-Let's move it!
-Okay, we're coming.
_________________________________
-Time to go.
-Great.
_________________________________
Here they come!
_________________________________
(GIGGLES)
_________________________________
Well, hi to you, too. Oh, get...
_________________________________
-(SHRIEKING)
-(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________
That's it!
_________________________________
-Aah!
-(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Your Majesty, I was thinking about
_________________________________
making some changes
in the palace staff.
_________________________________
-Huh?
-Really?
_________________________________
Got it!
_________________________________
-Watch it!
-Careful!
_________________________________
Get up!
_________________________________
Cuckoo!
_________________________________
That will be all, Sebastian, Marina.
_________________________________
-Good day, girls.
-Goodbye, Father.
_________________________________
Ariel.
_________________________________
Yes, Daddy?
_________________________________
-He sounds grumpier than yesterday.
-Time to go.
_________________________________
A princess does not tickle
another princess with seaweed.
_________________________________
You saw that?
_________________________________
I was just trying to have some fun.
_________________________________
-You disrupted your sisters.
-Well, they laughed.
_________________________________
-Well, I didn't.
-Daddy, why can't...
_________________________________
Is it too much to ask that you
simply walk with your family?
_________________________________
-That's all we ever do.
-Ariel...
_________________________________
-Can't we do something different?
-Enough!
_________________________________
You have to learn to respect
the way I run this kingdom.
_________________________________
Barnacles.
_________________________________
What? That'll take all day.
_________________________________
Well, then you'd better get started,
young lady.
_________________________________
I hate this place.
_________________________________
Mm-hmm.
_________________________________
Snacky-snack.
_________________________________
(ANIMALS GROWLING)
_________________________________
Okay.
_________________________________
Ooh!
_________________________________
-No manners.
-MARINA: This job is killing me!
_________________________________
Oh, dear.
_________________________________
If I have to watch over these
spoiled princesses one more day,
_________________________________
-I'm gonna beach myself.
-Mm-hmm.
_________________________________
You should've heard that little
clawboy Sebastian today. "You're late."
_________________________________
(GIBBERING)
_________________________________
If Triton wasn't looking,
_________________________________
I would have squashed
that crustacean into a crab cake!
_________________________________
-Mmm-hmm.
-(INHALING DEEPLY)
_________________________________
-Maybe I'm just too sensitive?
-Dip.
_________________________________
-Did you feed them today?
-Yes. Twice.
_________________________________
And the key?
_________________________________
Ooh!
_________________________________
That Sebastian!
_________________________________
-I despise him! I loathe him!
-Never heard that one.
_________________________________
How did that little invertebrate
get to be chief of staff?
_________________________________
-Chutzpah?
-I want that job.
_________________________________
I deserve that job!
_________________________________
So what if I'm late every once in
a while and the girls are miserable?
_________________________________
-Nobody's perfect.
-That's right. Nobody's perfect.
_________________________________
-Oh, my.
-Everyone makes mistakes,
_________________________________
even him!
_________________________________
Benjamin I need to find a clue
_________________________________
Or a good cuticle cream.
_________________________________
To get myself Sebastian's job
_________________________________
To stage a little coup
A straw to break the camel's back
_________________________________
A teeny dent, a tiny crack
_________________________________
A quiver or a quake
What I need is one mistake
_________________________________
-Ow!
-Oh, so sorry!
_________________________________
Just one mistake
_________________________________
Now, colour? Sardine silver?
_________________________________
-No, thanks.
-Orange roughly?
_________________________________
-Not in the mood.
-Rainbow trout?
_________________________________
Just paint them the shade
of clarified butter!
_________________________________
Sebastian
Oh, better be on his guard
_________________________________
So much for my samples.
_________________________________
"Cause I have some electric chums
_________________________________
And they'll be looking very hard
_________________________________
A straw to break Sebastian's back
A teeny dent, a tiny crack
_________________________________
A dowdy double take
What I need is one mistake
_________________________________
Uno error.
_________________________________
Just one mistake
_________________________________
Then...
_________________________________
Hello, world
_________________________________
It's Marina Del Rey
_________________________________
That's right. Three names.
_________________________________
I'm the new attaché
_________________________________
French!
_________________________________
Or maybe more
_________________________________
Oh, I want so much more
_________________________________
Big surprise.
_________________________________
Hello, world
I'm the belle of the ball
_________________________________
I'm feelin' it. Big wave!
_________________________________
I'm the greatest of all
the loyal royal big shots
_________________________________
-(MOANS)
-Mmm...
_________________________________
Work it, Marina
_________________________________
-Pouty, sassy
-Pouty. Sassy
_________________________________
From the engine to the chassis
_________________________________
-Oo-wah oo-wah
-Got to, got to
_________________________________
-Oo-wah oo-wah
-Get it, get it
_________________________________
Gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta
gotta, gotta have it
_________________________________
A straw to break the camel's back
A teeny dent, a tiny crack
_________________________________
A mini mighty break
What I need is one mistake
_________________________________
Mmm...
_________________________________
And after that, who knows?
_________________________________
Sebastian's bound
to make a mistake, right?
_________________________________
Not likely.
_________________________________
Dream killer!
_________________________________
(STRAINING)
_________________________________
One.
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
Live from the Catfish Club, it's
_________________________________
(WATER BUBBLING MELODICALLY)
_________________________________
Flounder!
_________________________________
(IMITATING CHEERING AUDIENCE)
_________________________________
We love you, Flounder.
_________________________________
(IMITATING ELECTRIC GUITAR)
_________________________________
ARIEL: Oh, boy.
_________________________________
Whoo!
_________________________________
Oh, yeah!
_________________________________
-I'm hot. I know it.
-(PLAYING MUSIC)
_________________________________
-Hey!
-Aah!
_________________________________
-Was that what I think it was?
-Nope.
_________________________________
-(WATER BUBBLING MELODICALLY)
-Whoops.
_________________________________
-That!
-What?
_________________________________
-That sound!
-Oh, that sound!
_________________________________
I was just
_________________________________
cleaning out these...
_________________________________
But then you... Hey! And then I...
_________________________________
(WHEEZES)
_________________________________
And then the thingamajiggers just
bopping book, bop, bap!
_________________________________
Can you do it again?
_________________________________
Halt! You're in violation
of the Triton Acts!
_________________________________
-All music is forbidden in the kingdom!
-Not good.
_________________________________
-Swim!
-Hey, get back here!
_________________________________
Faster!
_________________________________
Corkscrew!
_________________________________
Ooh!
_________________________________
Torpedo tube!
_________________________________
Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________
(GIGGLING)
_________________________________
Not again!
_________________________________
(STRAINING)
_________________________________
SWORDFISH: There they are!
_________________________________
(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
Fish launch!
_________________________________
-Thanks.
-No problem.
_________________________________
(GRUMBLING)
_________________________________
This way!
_________________________________
-My name is Flounder.
-Oh, I'm Ariel.
_________________________________
Oh, no!
_________________________________
(FLOUNDER SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(SHRIEKS)
_________________________________
Princess Ariel!
What is the meaning of this?
_________________________________
-Princess?
-Um...
_________________________________
-We weren't doing anything.
-SEBASTIAN: No?
_________________________________
Then why were you trying to get away?
_________________________________
(BOTH STAMMERING)
_________________________________
'Cause they were chasing us?
_________________________________
-We heard music, chief.
-(SHRIEKS)
_________________________________
Music!
The princess was making music?
_________________________________
The princess wasn't making music.
_________________________________
-He was.
-(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
Music is against the law!
Take him to the dungeon!
_________________________________
-I can't make it in the slammer!
-Now!
_________________________________
Wait! This is all
a big misunderstanding. Huge.
_________________________________
You are gonna laugh when I explain.
_________________________________
-Which I'm about to do.
-In this century, please.
_________________________________
Right. You see, I was just
cleaning the coral tubes,
_________________________________
and my friend here was helping me.
_________________________________
That's right. Best friend helping out.
_________________________________
-Makin' it happen.
-But not making music.
_________________________________
See?
_________________________________
Guards! Escort the princess
back to the palace.
_________________________________
-But Sebastian...
-And you!
_________________________________
(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
Consider this your first
and only warning, mon.
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
Intolerable, I tell you.
That girl is working on my last claw!
_________________________________
ADELLA: Attina, do you think
if I change my hair, he'd notice?
_________________________________
AQUATA: Where's my brush?
My brush works better.
_________________________________
Okay, bedtime. Outta my way.
_________________________________
Don't look now,
but dinner exploded on your face.
_________________________________
-It's plankton extract and sea salt.
-Pretty.
_________________________________
It rejuvenates the skin
and it won't clog your pores.
_________________________________
-Whatever!
-It's your face.
_________________________________
'Scuse me.
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
-Is that my mask?
-Nope.
_________________________________
It's got my initial on it.
_________________________________
All of our names start with "A", Aquata.
_________________________________
-My brush?
-I was gonna talk to you...
_________________________________
-My lucky seashells?
-They're not very lucky.
_________________________________
-(GASPS) Mr. Fuzzyfinkle!
-He's so cute. He likes me.
_________________________________
-And my pillow?
-Yeah, that's for Mr. Fuzzyfinkle.
_________________________________
-Nice try.
-Give it back!
_________________________________
Arista, you always do this! It's my stuff!
_________________________________
-Finally, some entertainment.
-You're just the selfisihest person...
_________________________________
Shh, shh.
_________________________________
He's coming!
_________________________________
-Good evening, girls.
-Father.
_________________________________
-Sleep well.
-Good night, Father.
_________________________________
Ariel?
_________________________________
Good night.
_________________________________
Good night.
_________________________________
Why did you do that?
_________________________________
He's our father.
_________________________________
Sit there as long as you want, Ariel.
_________________________________
Nothing's going to change.
_________________________________
Maybe I could have her pillow.
_________________________________
Ha, ha, very funny.
_________________________________
(WHISPERING) What?
_________________________________
SWORDFISH: How long
has she been in charge?
_________________________________
(CONVERSING)
_________________________________
(BLOWING BUBBLES MELODICALLY)
_________________________________
(BRANCH SNAPPING)
_________________________________
(FIN CLAPPING RHYTHMICALLY)
_________________________________
Flippity-flop and slide to the side.
_________________________________
-FISH: The joint is jumping.
-It's time to glide.
_________________________________
(DOOR OPENING)
_________________________________
Hey! But I got the kelp yesterday.
_________________________________
It's not fair.
_________________________________
I'm weak. Pathetic.
_________________________________
I'm a lowly errand boy.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
SINGER: Oh, it's about that time.
_________________________________
(MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
-Oh, yeah.
-Hey, hey!
_________________________________
All right, let's bring it.
_________________________________
You know what to do.
_________________________________
Shake, shake, shake, Senora
Shake your body line
_________________________________
Shake, shake, shake, Senora
Shake it all the time
_________________________________
Work, work, work, Senora
Work your body line
_________________________________
Work, work, work, Senora
Work it all the time
_________________________________
Sea kelp. Salty or extra salty.
Get your sea...
_________________________________
Flounder!
_________________________________
Ariel?
_________________________________
Oh, no.
_________________________________
Oh, Flounder.
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
Sebastian!
_________________________________
My girl's name is Senora
I tell you, friends, I adore her
_________________________________
Sebastian?
_________________________________
When she dances, oh, brother
_________________________________
She's a hurricane
in all kinds of weather
_________________________________
Jump in the line
Rock your body in time
_________________________________
Okay, I believe you
_________________________________
Jump in the line
_________________________________
Sebastian.
_________________________________
Oh! Oh! Oh!
_________________________________
Shake, shake, shake, Senora
_________________________________
(SHELLS RATTLING)
_________________________________
Shake your body line
_________________________________
Work, work, work, Senora
_________________________________
Work it all the time
_________________________________
Jump in the line
Rock your body in time
_________________________________
Ariel! No, don't!
_________________________________
Jump in the line
Rock your body in time
_________________________________
Rock your body, child!
_________________________________
Jump in the line
Rock your body in...
_________________________________
Aah!
_________________________________
Love your club.
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Oh, wait! I won't tell.
_________________________________
Wait a minute. I won't tell!
_________________________________
(GRUMBLING) Oh!
_________________________________
-(STRING PLAYS)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
(BONGOS PLAYING)
_________________________________
(NOTE PLAYS)
_________________________________
(PLAYS GLISSANDO)
_________________________________
La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la
_________________________________
La, la, la, la
_________________________________
Under the bright blue
_________________________________
Endless sky
_________________________________
Wait, I remember that
_________________________________
How I know that song
_________________________________
I remember sitting in the moonlight
and that feeling
_________________________________
What's that feeling?
_________________________________
I remember, yes
_________________________________
How I know that song
Though it's been so long
_________________________________
I remember happiness
without a floor or ceiling
_________________________________
What's that feeling?
_________________________________
I remember
_________________________________
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
_________________________________
ALL: La, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
_________________________________
Oh! I remember her
_________________________________
And how we were
_________________________________
I remember wanting
what the evening would be bringing
_________________________________
I remember singing
_________________________________
Under the bright blue
_________________________________
Endless sky
_________________________________
Waves try to measure the days
_________________________________
That we treasure
_________________________________
And I
_________________________________
I remember
_________________________________
I remember music
_________________________________
And I'm never going back
to the silent law they wrote
_________________________________
I will sing in every tempo
Every last chromatic note
_________________________________
For I, I remember her
_________________________________
I remember music
_________________________________
And I remember
_________________________________
Love
_________________________________
This can't happen!
_________________________________
Love
_________________________________
Your father is the king!
_________________________________
Swifty.
_________________________________
Do you promise to jump, jive, wail,
groove, rock steady,
_________________________________
and lend a helping hand
to your fellow music lovers?
_________________________________
-I do.
-She's in.
_________________________________
Good morning, Your Highness.
_________________________________
Sebastian. Marina.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Good morning, Your Majesty.
_________________________________
I have a problem.
_________________________________
-It's Ariel.
-Ariel? I...
_________________________________
Finally! So you see it, too? Oh, yes.
_________________________________
She's rebellious, insubordinate,
headstrong.
_________________________________
We need to immediately implement
a series of checks an balances
_________________________________
designed to crush her spirit.
_________________________________
What? Too harsh?
_________________________________
Absolutely! You Highness,
she is young, going through a phase.
_________________________________
I don't remember having this much
trouble with any of her sisters.
_________________________________
I do! They're all a handful.
We should shave their heads.
_________________________________
-(YELPS)
-Just kidding.
_________________________________
-Alana wasn't difficult at all.
-Yes, Your Majesty.
_________________________________
But Arista and the blowfish incident,
remember?
_________________________________
Oh! It took weeks
to clean up the palace.
_________________________________
And how about Aquata
and that stingray?
_________________________________
-I can still feel it.
-Well...
_________________________________
Or the time Attina got her head
stuck in the conch shell.
_________________________________
That was me.
_________________________________
Well, perhaps you're right, Sebastian.
_________________________________
Still, it seems Marina
could use some help.
_________________________________
I want you to look after Ariel.
No offence, Marina.
_________________________________
None taken.
_________________________________
-Soft shell. Stick eye.
-Tardy girl. Fish lips.
_________________________________
-Backstabber. Bottom feeder!
-Fashion disaster. Babysitter!
_________________________________
Dismissed.
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________
La, la, la, la, la
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
-You were humming.
-I was?
_________________________________
-Out loud.
-Don't worry.
_________________________________
-It was just a dream.
-I'll tell you what wasn't a dream.
_________________________________
-We woke up at midnight.
-And your bed was still empty.
_________________________________
Really?
_________________________________
Yeah. That is two hours past curfew.
_________________________________
Was it a boy?
_________________________________
If it's a boy, I'm gonna die.
_________________________________
Drama.
_________________________________
I mean, I'm happy for you, Ariel.
_________________________________
It's just that I'm two years
older than you,
_________________________________
and the only one I've come
even close to kissing is Stevie.
_________________________________
-Squid-Lips Stevie?
-It was on a dare.
_________________________________
-Whatever.
-Girls, let's stick to the subject.
_________________________________
Well, it wasn't a boy, okay?
_________________________________
I was just helping a friend.
Out past the kelp forest.
_________________________________
Past the kelp forest. It wasn't a boy.
_________________________________
It was a bad boy.
_________________________________
-Oh, Ariel.
-Simmer down there, sister.
_________________________________
-So you were just helping a friend?
-Yep.
_________________________________
Then, where'd you get this!
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
ATTINA: Can you imagine
what'd happen if Dad found it?
_________________________________
-He's never here.
-Don't get cute with me.
_________________________________
This is serious. Where were you?
_________________________________
I was just
_________________________________
listening to music
in an underground club.
_________________________________
Okay, where were you really?
_________________________________
-Listening to music?
-No way.
_________________________________
-What was it like?
-Come on. Spill it.
_________________________________
Oh, it was amazing.
_________________________________
The energy, the dancing, the music,
_________________________________
just makes you feel like...
_________________________________
Like what?
_________________________________
Like when Mom was here.
_________________________________
Ariel, I wanna hear it, too.
_________________________________
-You do?
-Me, too.
_________________________________
-Okay. Me, too.
-Me, too! Me, too!
_________________________________
-Not without me.
-Yeah. Everybody does.
_________________________________
Please, Ariel. Please?
_________________________________
Well...
_________________________________
-We'll go tonight.
-I'm so excited!
_________________________________
-Music!
-What should I wear?
_________________________________
So you think there'll be boys?
_________________________________
-One way to find out.
-This is not happening!
_________________________________
You go again and I...
_________________________________
-Oh, lighten up.
-Come on.
_________________________________
ALL: Mmm?
_________________________________
Okay.
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
Come on, girls. Uppy-up.
_________________________________
-Morning.
-They're early.
_________________________________
Yes. But why?
_________________________________
Get your sea kelp. Salty or extra salty.
_________________________________
Hey, Ray-Ray.
You gonna rock the house tonight?
_________________________________
Well, wouldn't be here
just for the halibut.
_________________________________
Oh, Ray-Ray.
-This is so exciting!
_________________________________
Hey, you're in my personal space.
_________________________________
-Stop pushing me.
-Okay, bossy. Whatever.
_________________________________
(UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
-ALL: Music!
-I know! Isn't it fantastic?
_________________________________
-And we're here together!
-Yeah!
_________________________________
Boys, here I come!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
Wow. This really is fantastic.
_________________________________
-Yeah. I'm scared!
-Me, too.
_________________________________
-I thought I was the only one.
-No, no, no, no...
_________________________________
SWIFTY: Ladies and gentlemen,
The Catfish Club is proud to present...
_________________________________
Let's just go!
_________________________________
...the original rock lobster.
_________________________________
The one, the only, Red Tornado!
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
Chick-a-chicka, chick-a-chicka, hey!
_________________________________
All right, mon
_________________________________
BOTH: Sebastian?
_________________________________
-Way to go, Sebastian!
-I love you, Sebastian.
_________________________________
-Hi.
-Whoo!
_________________________________
Okay. Where are the boys?
_________________________________
Are you a boy? Good enough.
_________________________________
Whoa! I'm Adella.
_________________________________
This is the most exciting thing
that's ever happened to me!
_________________________________
-Would you like to dance?
-No, thanks.
_________________________________
-Let's dance.
-No, thanks.
_________________________________
Would you like to dance?
_________________________________
(GROWLS) I can't dance, okay?
_________________________________
I'm a mermaid with no grace.
_________________________________
I look like a spastic piece of kelp.
_________________________________
Let's go.
_________________________________
Serious. No, I mean it.
You guys, I can't...
_________________________________
Come on.
_________________________________
-That's it!
-You've got it!
_________________________________
She really can't dance.
_________________________________
(BLOWS)
_________________________________
-Oh, wow!
-Yeah!
_________________________________
There ain't no problem with that.
Ah-cha, cha, cha.
_________________________________
Thank you.
_________________________________
You were right, Ariel.
Mom would've loved this.
_________________________________
-Yeah.
-Thanks!
_________________________________
-You're the best.
-Really.
_________________________________
We be jamming, mon.
_________________________________
SEBASTIAN: That's right!
_________________________________
-Good night, Ariel.
-Good night, Andrina.
_________________________________
Zap-it-y-do-dah, zow!
_________________________________
-Night, Arista.
-Sweet dreams, Ariel.
_________________________________
-You, too, Alana.
-Good night, Adella.
_________________________________
I still didn't get to kiss a boy.
_________________________________
-Good night, Aquata.
-Night.
_________________________________
(SNORING)
_________________________________
Good night, Attina.
_________________________________
Your Highness.
_________________________________
We need to talk.
_________________________________
(UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
-(DOOR THUDDING)
-(ALL SCREAM)
_________________________________
Jumping jellyfish!
_________________________________
Quick! This way!
_________________________________
(SWORDFISH GRUMBLING)
_________________________________
Hi.
_________________________________
(ALL SIGHING)
_________________________________
This is how you watch over
my daughter?
_________________________________
-Sire, I...
-I trusted you.
_________________________________
Sire.
_________________________________
Guards! Lock him away.
_________________________________
-What? No!
-Lock them all way!
_________________________________
-But, Your Majesty, please!
-Come on. Let's move it.
_________________________________
-I'm with the band.
-Sure you are, kid.
_________________________________
Marina, you will take over
Sebastian's duties immediately.
_________________________________
As you wish.
_________________________________
-Attina, take your sisters home.
-Yes, sir.
_________________________________
Father, you can't do this!
_________________________________
It's already done!
_________________________________
Aah!
_________________________________
-You are all confined to the palace.
-Yes, Father.
_________________________________
Why don't you just lock us in jail?
_________________________________
Ariel, you are confined to the palace
_________________________________
until you understand what you've done.
_________________________________
What did we do? Tell me, Daddy.
_________________________________
-Ariel, leave it alone.
-No.
_________________________________
We haven't done anything wrong.
All we did was listen to music.
_________________________________
-Which you know is forbidden!
-But why? Why can't we have music?
_________________________________
-This discussion is over.
-Just tell me!
_________________________________
I do not have to explain myself to you.
_________________________________
I don't understand. We love music.
_________________________________
I will not have music in my kingdom!
_________________________________
I may not remember much
about my mother,
_________________________________
but I know she wouldn't have
wanted this.
_________________________________
(SOBBING)
_________________________________
Attina?
_________________________________
You just don't know when to quit.
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
It's over, Ariel.
_________________________________
But we were finally happy.
_________________________________
Look around, Ariel.
_________________________________
No one's happy.
_________________________________
Yahoo!
_________________________________
-Who is that?
-I don't know, but she scares me.
_________________________________
Whee!
_________________________________
Don't touch me.
_________________________________
Benjamin, tear out those puny windows.
_________________________________
-Rip down those narrow walls.
-Oh, no.
_________________________________
This is just the beginning.
I want a balcony
_________________________________
so I can wave down
to the adoring crowds.
_________________________________
But high enough so they
can't see disdain on my face.
_________________________________
Can you taste it, Benjamin?
The sweet taste of power!
_________________________________
Filling, yet oddly minty!
_________________________________
Hello, world
_________________________________
It's Marina Del Rey
_________________________________
I'm the new attaché
_________________________________
But I want more
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
And I'm never going back
_________________________________
Did you get that, cowboy?
No, I'm never going back
_________________________________
Delivery for Miss Del Rey.
_________________________________
Make no mistake
I'm here to stay
_________________________________
Oh, okay
_________________________________
Meet the new
_________________________________
Marina Del Rey
_________________________________
She does seem happier. Oh!
_________________________________
-How long has she been in charge?
-We're going on seven minutes.
_________________________________
I remember
_________________________________
(OBJECT HITTING WALL)
_________________________________
(CONTINUES WAILING)
_________________________________
I got to get out of here. I got to get out.
_________________________________
The walls, they're closing in.
There's no space! No air!
_________________________________
I got it! We'll start a riot!
_________________________________
Follow my lead.
_________________________________
Atlantica! Atlantica!
_________________________________
Join me, guys. Atlantica!
_________________________________
-RAY-RAY: Hey, Ink Spot.
-Yeah?
_________________________________
This ain't living.
You know what I'm saying?
_________________________________
And the acoustics are non-good-ular.
Listen.
_________________________________
Do, re, mi, fa, so, la, ti, do
_________________________________
Come on, at least we're hanging out.
Can I get a "hoo-yah"?
_________________________________
Come on, guys.
This looks a lot worse than it is.
_________________________________
I'll just get an audience
with the king and I'll fix it.
_________________________________
Now, no offense, man,
but you had 10 years to fix it,
_________________________________
-and this is where we end up?
-In jail.
_________________________________
(CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________
Well, I...
_________________________________
The band has talked it up, see,
and we want you to...
_________________________________
-Slip through the bars.
-Use your claws to pick the lock, man.
_________________________________
-And open that door!
-Good plan. Good plan.
_________________________________
-Solid.
Liquid!
_________________________________
-Just kidding.
-No, bad plan!
_________________________________
If we break out of this jail, there
ain't no coming back here, mon!
_________________________________
We'll be fugitives!
_________________________________
-That's cool.
-That works.
_________________________________
What's a fugitive?
_________________________________
SEBASTIAN: What about Ariel?
You just going to abandon her?
_________________________________
Leave her to deal with all
that we tangled her up in?
_________________________________
You think that small, weak,
innocent, helpless little girl
_________________________________
can do anything by herself?
_________________________________
-Ariel?
-Come on, Sebastian. Let's go.
_________________________________
-I'm with her.
-If we run away from Atlantica,
_________________________________
-it will break your father's heart.
-She got to do what she got to do.
_________________________________
-I'm sorry. I just can't live here.
-INK SPOT: Yeah, let's go.
_________________________________
Listen, I will not be responsible
for taking you away from your family.
_________________________________
I'm leaving! With or without you.
_________________________________
-All right!
-Nobody's leaving!
_________________________________
Except you.
_________________________________
Look, Sebastian, without music,
this place just isn't home.
_________________________________
-You know she ain't lying.
-Ain't no comeback to that!
_________________________________
You got that right.
_________________________________
Oh, no, no, no.
_________________________________
Never mind.
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
-Are you okay?
-Ariel, you're right!
_________________________________
Without music,
this place just isn't home.
_________________________________
I know just where to go!
_________________________________
ALL: Freedom!
_________________________________
Aw...
_________________________________
(SNORES)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(NERVOUS MURMURING)
_________________________________
(MOANING) Oh!
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Oh, dear.
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SEBASTIAN: Go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go!
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(FLOUNDER SCATTING)
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SEBASTIAN: Flounder, shh!
Move it, move it, move it, mon.
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FLOUNDER: Move it, move it, move it.
SEBASTIAN: Flounder, please!
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(FLOUNDER SCATTING)
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Shh!
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This way. Come on.
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-Flounder! Be quiet.
-Ditto!
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(SCATTING LOUDLY)
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Yeah! Hit me!
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Hey, small fry, I think you could
use some lessons in fugitivity.
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Oh, yeah. Right. Got it.
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You're gonna blow it for all of us.
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Blow, good.
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(CONTINUES SCATTING)
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Hey, kid, ixnay on the soundtrack.
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-Why?
-Why? Why? Why? Try jail!
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-Prison!
-The big house!
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-The slammer!
-Music is against the law, you dig?
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Not out here.
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-What?
-Come on.
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We ran away so we could sing.
And I'm singing.
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(BEATBOXING)
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You know, the kid's
striking a major chord.
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I feel it, I feel it.
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Look at him go with his bad little self.
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Oh, yeah.
-Come on. Let it happen.
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(SCATTING)
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Sha-na-na, na, na, na, na
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Na, na, na, na, na, na
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Shake, shake, shake, Senora
Shake your body line
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Shake your body line
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Shake, shake, shake, Senora
Shake it all the time
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Shake it all the time
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Work, work, work, Senora
Work your body line
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Work your body
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Work, work, work, Senora
Work it all the time
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Let's break it down
Jump-J-J-Jump in the line
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Rock your body on time
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There he goes again.
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J-J-Jump in the line
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-He's groovin'!
-Let me try it now.
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Jump-J-J-Jump in the line
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-Rock your body on time
-We're in
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Jump-J-J-Jump
J-J-Jump jump
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Jump in the line
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Hit it
Jump in the line
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Rock your body in time
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I dig this freedom!
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Jump in the line
Rock your body in time
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Try and stop me!
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Jump in the line
Rock your body in time
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CHEEKS: Oh, yeah, take me with you.
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Jump in the line
Rock your body in time
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SEBASTIAN: Come on, guys. This way.
SHELBOW: All right.
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INK SPOT: Okay.
CHEEKS: Let's step-a-doodle.
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Jump in the line
Rock your body in time
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FLOUNDER:
Where are we going exactly?
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SEBASTIAN: Don't worry, mon.
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FLOUNDER: 'Cause
I got to go to the bathroom.
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ARIEL: Oh, Flounder.
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And thanks to my bold new initiatives,
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second only to my fabulous day wear
and dressy evening separates,
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productivity in all sectors is up 20%.
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Squids are producing more ink,
kelp more oxygen,
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and the coral reef is just churning
out the plankton. Chuga, chuga!
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I do so enjoy fresh plankton
on my salad, don't you?
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I'll take that as a yes.
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As you can see, I'm...
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I'm a self-started, Your Majesty,
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here to anticipate your every need.
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Not like that last guy.
What was his name?
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Sooner we forget about him, the better.
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In fact, let's make avow
never to mention his name again.
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Here, I'll start.
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There. Wasn't that easy?
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-Marina.
-Busy!
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-I think I was too hard on them.
-Huh?
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-It's about Ariel.
-Not now!
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Perhaps I went too far.
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Nonsense, Your Highness.
Not possible.
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(GASPS)
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-Marina.
-What?
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-Daddy!
-Huh?
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-Ariel's missing.
-What?
_________________________________
-Why didn't you tell me?
-I just did.
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We can't find her!
We've looked everywhere!
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Don't worry. I'll find her.
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Get me Sebastian!
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What, what! No, no, no!
No, I'm in charge here! Well...
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Sebastian's gone, too.
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Guards! Search the palace.
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Search every inch of Atlantica!
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Find my daughter!
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Your Majesty.
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Whoo-hoo!
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Your Majesty, Your Majesty.
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(GROWLS)
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Sebastian.
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FLOUNDER: Are we there yet?
SEBASTIAN: No.
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-Are we there yet?
-No.
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-Are we there yet?
-No.
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-Are we there yet?
-No.
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-Are we there yet?
-Yes. This is it.
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-Are you sure?
-Yes.
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-Are you sure?
-Yes.
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-Are you...
-Yes!
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Oh, man. We can't live here!
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Yeah, this place is all "Oom-pa-pa."
We need some...
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(DRUMBEATS)
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Nonsense. It's perfect.
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Just listen to them acoustics.
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Do, re, me, fa, so, la, ti, do
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(ECHOING) Do. Do. Do...
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Solid.
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Well, it beats the dungeon.
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But not by much.
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It'll do for the time being. Excuse me.
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(RAY-RAY MOANS)
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(SPUTTERING)
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Sebastian, be honest. Are we lost?
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No, this is fine.
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There's more to this place
than meets the eye.
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(FLOUNDER SCATTING)
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ALL: Knock it off!
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FLOUNDER: Sorry.
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(GATE RATTLING)
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-MARINA: Give me the key!
-I said no.
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Look, I haven't worked my tail off
for the last 12 hours
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-just to have it snatched away
-How about a nice relaxing bath?
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-Benjamin.
-Kelp wrap? Lomi lomi rub?
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Give me the key!
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You said never give it to you
in a fit of rage!
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-I'm perfectly calm!
-Doesn't sound it.
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-Give!
-Oh!
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-Give!
-Mm-mmm.
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Give!
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-Oh, look at the pretty fishes.
-Really? Where?
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Yum-yums!
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Come to Mommy.
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(ELECTRICAL SIZZLING)
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Oh, yes. Mommy waves you.
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Okay, I'm not gonna watch this part.
(SHUDDERING)
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My, my, are you hungry?
_________________________________
Who wants crab cakes?
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What are you going to do?
_________________________________
Whatever it takes
to get rid of Sebastian!
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-But what about Ariel?
-Ariel? Ariel?
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You're right. She'll tattle.
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-I'll have to get rid of her, too.
-What?
_________________________________
-That's brilliant, Benjamin, brilliant!
-Okay, that wasn't what I meant.
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I never liked her anyway.
I'll make it look like an accident.
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That's it!
An accidental underwater ambush
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by a team of the cutest
little yum-yums ever.
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You've lost your mind.
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Sic 'em, boys!
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What hath we wrought?
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Swim, you pretties.
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Swim, you pretties. Faster! Swim.
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(ALL GROWLING)
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MARINA: Wait up!
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(MELODIOUS TINKLING ECHOING)
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(SEBASTIAN SNORING)
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Sebastian.
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Five more minutes, Mommy.
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Sebastian, did you hear that?
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Leave me alone. Sleeping.
_________________________________
But there's something out there.
Come on, help me find it.
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I'm tired. You go check it out.
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(MELODIOUS TINKLING ECHOING)
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(GASPS)
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(CHUCKLES)
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(ATHENA'S SONG PLAYS)
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SEBASTIAN: It was
an anniversary present.
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Your father had the music box
made for your mother.
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Athena was more than his queen,
you know.
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She was his best friend.
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ARIEL: The family together.
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Music playing all the time.
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SEBASTIAN: The palace
always echoing with laughter.
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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When your mother died,
the whole kingdom was heartbroken.
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The heart that never healed
was your father's.
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It's so sad.
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He's forgotten
what it feels like to be happy.
_________________________________
I have to bring this back to him.
_________________________________
If you insist.
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This is why we came here, isn't it?
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Whoa, whoa, let me get this straight.
You led us out here...
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To the armpit of nowhere, man.
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In the hope that Red
might find the music box.
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And now you wanna go back
to the palace...
_________________________________
-To return the music box to the king...
-On the chance that maybe it'll...
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Remind him to remember
how to be happy...
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And then he'll bring music back?
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That about sums it up.
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Couldn't we just strap it to a dolphin?
He'd get it eventually.
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(ALL WHISPERING)
_________________________________
Listen, the band talked it over, and...
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We just can't take that chance.
_________________________________
-What?
-Huh?
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ARIEL: It's okay.
_________________________________
Maybe someday it'll be different.
_________________________________
You'll come home
and play music all you want.
_________________________________
Sure, Red. Someday.
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Someday.
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Bye.
_________________________________
What? No, no, wait. Ray-Ray!
_________________________________
Guys! We can't just let them
go back alone.
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-Drop it, small fry.
-But we took an oath!
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To jump, jive, wail, groove,
rock steady, and at all times
_________________________________
lend a helping hand
to your fellow music lovers!
_________________________________
The Catfish Club is history.
That oath don't mean a thing.
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Well, it still means something to me.
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Hey, Ariel! Wait up! Ariel!
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I don't remember this much kelp
when we came through here last night.
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Oh!
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Kelp, schmelp.
I ain't afraid of these overgrown weeds.
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Hi-yah! Take that! And that!
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(YELLING IN SLOW-MOTION)
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Guys? That ain't kelp!
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(ALL HISSING)
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-Surprise!
-Marina?
_________________________________
What are you wearing?
_________________________________
I thought I'd dress for the occasion.
_________________________________
What's the occasion?
_________________________________
Go, go, go, go!
_________________________________
Sic 'em, boys.
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-(CACKLING)
-(GROWLING)
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Keep going!
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-(YELPING)
-(CHORTLING)
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Ah!
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Ow!
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That hurt.
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ARIEL: (PANTING) This way. Quick!
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Where's Sebastian?
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(HICCUPS)
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(SCREAMS)
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(MAKING KUNG-FU NOISES)
_________________________________
I've tasted power, Sebastian.
And I'm never letting go.
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Bring it on!
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(GRUNTS)
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Come to daddy!
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(CHUCKLING)
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(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
-Now!
-Huh?
_________________________________
Fire!
_________________________________
Yeah! Awesome!
_________________________________
-Oh, they hurting for certain.
-Yup, yup, yup.
_________________________________
-Sebastian's in trouble!
-Follow me!
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RAY-RAY: Let's go.
SHELBOW: Right in your wake, kid.
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The music box!
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Ariel!
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(GASPING, SHUDDERING)
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How do you like that?
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Oops.
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(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Flounder!
_________________________________
Come on, try and get me.
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Get back here!
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(CHOMPING SOUNDS)
_________________________________
Ow!
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Boom, chika, boom
Chika, boom, boom, boom!
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-(THUDDING)
-(MOANING)
_________________________________
Tight fit?
_________________________________
You stink.
_________________________________
(ROLLING DOWNHILL)
_________________________________
I win.
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(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
-Flounder!
-Sebastian! Help!
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I got the tail.
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INK SPOT: Hey! Flounder at 12 o'clock!
SHELBOW: 12.04, actually.
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-Flounder.
-Whoa!
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-Do the corkscrew!
-SHELBOW: Break out all the utensils.
_________________________________
Whoa, whoa!
_________________________________
-Who the fish?
-INK SPOT: That's it.
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Go, Flounder! Go, go!
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(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
CHEEKS: You slippery eel!
_________________________________
Yeah, mon, just like we planned it.
_________________________________
Way to go, Flounder, you did it!
_________________________________
-We did it, mon.
-We sure did.
_________________________________
-Solid.
-ARIEL: Come on. Let's go!
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INK SPOT: Yeah!
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(GASPS)
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-Sebastian!
-Look out!
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Ariel! No!
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(ATHENA'S SONG PLAYS)
_________________________________
What have I done?
_________________________________
Endless sky
_________________________________
Waves try to measure
_________________________________
The days that we treasure
_________________________________
Daddy?
_________________________________
I'm... I'm so sorry I didn't listen.
_________________________________
-I'm sorry.
-Daddy.
_________________________________
Let's go home.
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(ALL SIGH)
_________________________________
Guys, you came back.
_________________________________
Sure did, small fry.
_________________________________
Like you said, we took an oath.
_________________________________
Come here, you little knucklehead.
_________________________________
-Group hug!
-We dig you, man.
_________________________________
Guys, can't breathe.
_________________________________
Mmm.
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SEBASTIAN: So, Ariel came back home
_________________________________
and life went on
just the same as before.
_________________________________
Well, things weren't exactly the same.
_________________________________
Rise and shine.
_________________________________
It's a beautiful day.
_________________________________
-Daddy!
-Daddy!
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(CHUCKLING)
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(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________
To my daughters,
and to all the citizens of Atlantica,
_________________________________
I hereby decree that music
will once again ring clear
_________________________________
from one end of my kingdom
to the other!
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(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
Therefore, I hereby present
_________________________________
Atlantica's first official Court Composer.
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RAY-RAY: Yeah, yeah!
FLOUNDER: Fabulous!
_________________________________
Thank you, Your Highness.
_________________________________
Not that we don't trust you,
Your Majesty, but...
_________________________________
Swifty, hit it, mon.
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(CLEARS THROAT) Raise your
right hand, fin, claw, tentacle,
_________________________________
or whatever the case may be.
_________________________________
Very good. Do you promise to jump,
live, wail, groove, rock steady,
_________________________________
and at all times lend a helping hand
to your fellow music lovers?
_________________________________
I do?
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(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
Thank you, Ariel.
_________________________________
Yoo-hoo!
_________________________________
My love is higher than the sky
_________________________________
Deep than the ocean
Warmer than the sun
_________________________________
Shining down on me
_________________________________
Quiet as a prayer
_________________________________
-A girl in the band?
-That's right.
_________________________________
All my love
_________________________________
I will sing
Of joy and glory
_________________________________
I will sing
The look in your eyes
_________________________________
I will sing
_________________________________
Till all the world knows your story
_________________________________
I will sing
For the rest of my life
_________________________________
Daddy, how about a dance?
_________________________________
I wouldn't miss it for the world.
_________________________________
Whoo!
_________________________________
Conga!
_________________________________
For the rest of my life
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SEBASTIAN:
So that's how a king and a princess
_________________________________
brought a family back in life.
_________________________________
And, after 10 years,
_________________________________
love and music finally returned
_________________________________
to the kingdom of Atlantica.
_________________________________
I will sing for the rest of my life
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