Toy Story & Toy Story 2 3D subtitles

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ANDY: All right, everyone!
This... is a stick-up!
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Don't anybody move!
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Now, empty that safe!
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Ooh-hoo-hoo!
Money, money, money! (KISSING)
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Stop it! Stop it,
you mean, old potato!
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Quiet, Bo Peep,
or your sheep get run over!
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Help! Baa!
Help us!
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Oh, no, not my sheep!
Somebody do something!
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VOICE BOX: Reach for the sky!

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Oh, no! Sheriff Woody!
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I'm here to stop you,
One-Eyed Bart.

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Doh!
How'd you know it was me?
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Are you gonna come quietly?
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You can't touch me, Sheriff!
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I brought my attack dog
with the built-in force field.

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Well, I brought my dinosaur
who eats force-field dogs.

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-(GROWLING)

-Yipe, yipe, yipe, yipe!
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You're going to jail, Bart!
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Say goodbye to the wife
and Tater Tots.

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(GIGGLING EXCITEDLY)
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(LAUGHING)
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(BABY SQUEALING,
LAUGHING, COOING)
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You saved the day again, Woody.

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VOICE BOX: You're my

favorite deputy.

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You've got a friend in me
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You've got a friend in me
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Come on,
let's wrangle up the cattle.

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When the road looks
rough ahead

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And you're miles and miles
from your nice, warm bed
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Round 'em up, cowboy!
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Just remember
what your old pal said
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Boy, you've got
a friend in me
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Yee-haw!
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Yeah, you've got a friend in me
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Hey, cowboy!
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Some other folks might be
a little bit smarter than I am
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(WHINNYING)
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Big and stronger too

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Come on, Woody.
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Maybe
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But none of them will ever
love you the way I do
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-It's me and you, boy

-(LAUGHS)
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And as the years go by
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Whoa! Whoa! (LAUGHING)
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Our friendship will never die
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Whoo!
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You're gonna see
It's our destiny
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(LAUGHING)
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You've got a friend in me
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All right!
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Yeah, you've got a friend in me
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Score!
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-You got a friend in me

-Wow! Cool!
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-ANDY'S MOM: What do you think?

-Oh, this looks great, Mom!
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Okay, birthday boy...
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We saw that at the store!
I asked you for it!
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-I hope I have enough places.

-Wow, look at that! That's so...

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-One, two... Four.

-Oh, my gosh, you got...

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-Yeah, I think that's gonna be enough.

-Could we leave this up 'til we move?
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-Well, sure! We can leave it up.

-Yeah!
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Now go get Molly. Your friends
are gonna be here any minute.

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Okay. It's party time, Woody.

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-Yee-haw!

-(RUNNING FOOTFALLS)
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(BABY SQUEALING)
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Howdy, little lady.

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(SQUEALING)
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VOICE BOX: Somebody's

poisoned the water hole.
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-(COOING)

-Come on, Molly.

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Oh, you're getting heavy.

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-(MOLLY COOING)

-See you later, Woody.

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(DOOR CLOSES)
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Pull my string!
The birthday party's today?
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Okay, everybody,
coast is clear!
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-(SQUEAKS)

-Ages 3 and up. It's on my box.

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Ages 3 and up. I'm not supposed
to be baby-sitting Princess Drool.

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(TIRES SQUEAL, MOTOR REVS)
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-(LITTLE TIKES GIBBERING)

-(BELL DINGS, SIREN WAILING)

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-(SIREN WAILING)

-Hey, Hamm.

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-Look, I'm Picasso!

-I don't get it.

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You uncultured swine! What're
you lookin' at, ya hockey puck?
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(SQUEAKS)
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(LITTLE TIKES GIBBERING)
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-Hey, Sarge, have you seen Slinky?

-Sir! No, sir!
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Okay. Hey, thank you. At ease.

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-(SIREN WAILING)

-Hey, uh, Slinky?
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Right here, Woody.
I'm red this time.

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-No. S-Slink...

-Oh, well, all right.

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You can be red if you want.

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Not now, Slink. I got some bad news.

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(SHOUTS) Bad news?
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Shh, shh, shh!
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Just gather everyone up
for a staff meeting, and be happy.

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Got it.
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-Be happy!

-Ha, ha, ha, ha!
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Staff meeting, everybody!
Snake, Robot, podium duty.

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(SIREN WAILING)
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Hey. (JABBERS)
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Hey, Etch. Draw!
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-(DING)

-Oh! Got me again.

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Etch, you've been working on that draw.
Fastest knobs in the West.

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Got a staff meeting, you guys.
Come on, let's go.

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Now, where is that... Oh.

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Hey, who moved my doodle pad
way over here?
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(ROARING)
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-How're you doin', Rex?

-Were you scared? Tell me honestly.

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I was close to being scared
that time.

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I'm going for fearsome here,
but I just don't feel it.

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I think I'm just
coming off as annoying.
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(COUGHS)
Ow! Oh, hi, Bo. Hi.

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I wanted to thank you, Woody,
for saving my flock.

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Oh, hey, it was, uh, nothin'.

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What do you say I get someone else
to watch the sheep tonight?
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(SHEEPISH GIGGLE)
Oh, yeah! (MUTTERS)
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Remember, I'm just
a couple of blocks away.

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-Yodel-ay-hee-hoo!

-Come on, come on.

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Smaller toys up front.

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SLINKY: Hey, Woody, come on.

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(TOYS TITTERING,
BUZZING, DINGING)
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-(SHEEP BLEATING)

-Ahem!
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-(SQUEAKS)

-Oh, thanks, Mike.

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-(LOUD FEEDBACK)

-Okay... Whoa, whoa. Step back.
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-HAMM: For crying out loud.

-Thank you.

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(AMPLIFIED BLOWING)
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Hello? Check.
That better? Great.
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Everybody hear me? Up on the shelf,
can you hear me? Great.
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Okay. First item today...
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Uh... oh, yeah.
Has everyone picked a moving buddy?
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-REX: What?

-Moving buddy? You can't be serious.

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I didn't know we were
supposed to have one already.

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-Do we have to hold hands?

-(TOYS GIBBERING)
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You guys think this is a big joke.
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We've only got one week
left before the move.
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I don't want any toys left behind.
A moving buddy.
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If you don't have one, get one!
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All right, next.
Uh, oh, yes.
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Tuesday night's plastic corrosion
awareness meeting
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was, I think, a big success.
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And we wanna thank Mr. Spell
for putting that on for us.
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Thank you, Mr. Spell.
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ELECTRONIC VOICE: You're welcome.
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Okay. Uh, oh, yes.
One, uh, minor note here.
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(QUIETLY) Andy's birthday party
has been moved to today.
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-Wait a minute here!
-(TOYS COMPLAINING)
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What do you mean the party's today?
His birthday's not 'til next week!
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What's goin' on down there?
Is his mom losin' her marbles?
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Well, obviously she wanted to
have the party before the move.

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I'm not worried.
You shouldn't be worried.
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Of course Woody ain't worried. He's
been Andy's favorite since kindergarten.
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Hey, hey.
Come on, Potato Head.

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If Woody says it's all right, then,
well, darn it, it's good enough for me.
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Woody has never
steered us wrong before.

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Come on, guys. Every Christmas
and birthday we go through this.
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But what if Andy gets
another dinosaur, a mean one?
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I just don't think I could take
that kind of rejection!
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Hey, listen,
no one's getting replaced.
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This is Andy
we're talking about.
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It doesn't matter
how much we're played with.
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(CHIRPING)
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What matters is that we're here
for Andy when he needs us.
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That's what we're made for, right?
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Pardon me. I hate to break up the staff
meeting, but... they're here!
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Birthday guests at three o'clock!
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-Stay calm, everyone!

-(AGITATED GIBBERING)

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Hey!
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-Uh, meeting adjourned.
-(CREAKING)

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Ho, boy! Will you take a look
at all those presents?
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I can't see a thing.

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Yes, sir, we're next month's
garage sale fodder for sure.

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-Any dinosaur-shaped ones?

-Oh, for crying out loud.

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-They're all in boxes, you idiot.

-REX: They're getting bigger.

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Wait, there's a nice
little one over there.

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CHILD: Hi!
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(SCREAMING)
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MR. SPELL: Spell, trash can.

REX: We're doomed!
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All right! All right!
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If I send out the troops,
will you all calm down?
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-Yes! Yes! We promise!

-Okay! Save your batteries.

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Very good, Woody.
That's using the old noodle.

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Sergeant, establish
a recon post downstairs. Code Red!
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-You know what to do.

-Yes, sir!
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All right, men.
You heard him. Code Red!
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Repeat, we are at Code Red.
Recon plan Charlie. Execute!
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Let's move!
Move, move, move, move!
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(DOOR CREAKING)
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(CHILDREN SHOUTING)
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-(CHILD CHATTERING)

-CHILDREN: Yeah!
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(CHATTERING,
SHOUTING CONTINUE)
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ANDY'S MOM: Okay, come on, kids.

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Everyone in the living room.
It's almost time for the presents.

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(KIDS SHOUTING,
CHATTERING EXCITEDLY)
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(SHOUTING,
CHATTERING CONTINUE)
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HAMM:

All right, gangway, gangway.

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And this is how we find out
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-what is in those presents.

-(ROBOT HUMMING)
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(KIDS CHATTERING, SHOUTING)
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ANDY'S MOM: Okay, who's hungry?

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Here come the chips!
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I've got Cool Ranch
and barbecue! Ow!
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What in the world... Oh!
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-I thought I told him to pick these up.

-(ICE CLINKING IN GLASSES)
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Shouldn't they be there by now?
What's taking them so long?
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Hey, these guys are professionals.
They're the best.

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Come on!
They're not lying down on the job.

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(MOANING)
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G-G-Go on without me!
J-Just go!
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A good soldier never
leaves a man behind.

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(KIDS SHOUTING, CHATTERING)
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ANDY'S MOM:
Okay, everybody, come on.
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(BOYS SHOUTING)

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Everybody settle down.
Now, kids. Everybody...

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You sit in a circle. No, Andy.
Andy, you sit in the middle there.

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Good. And... Which present
are you gonna open first?
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(CHATTERING CONTINUES)
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CHILD: Mine!
SERGEANT: There they are.

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SOLDIER ON MONITOR: Come in,
Mother Bird. This is Alpha Bravo.
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-This is it! This is it! Quiet, quiet!

-Come in, Mother Bird.
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All right, Andy's opening
the first present now.
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Mrs. Potato Head! Mrs. Potato Head!
Mrs. Potato Head!
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Hey, I can dream, can't I?
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The bow's coming off.
He's ripping the wrapping paper.
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It's a... It's...
It's a... a lunch box.
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-We've got a lunch box here.

A lunch box?
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-Lunch box?

-For lunch. (LAUGHING)
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Okay, second present.
It appears to be...
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-Okay, it's bed sheets.

-Who invited that kid?
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(KIDS SHOUTING, CHATTERING)
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Oh! Only one left.

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-Okay, we're on the last present now.

-Last present!
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It's a big one. It's a...
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-It's a board game! Repeat, Battleship!

-Whew!
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-(ALL CHEERING)

-HAMM: Hallelujah!
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-Yeah! All right!

-Hey, watch it!
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Sorry there, old spud head.

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Mission accomplished. Well done, men.
Pack it up. We're goin' home.
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So did I tell ya? Huh?
Nothin' to worry about.

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I knew you were right all along, Woody.
Never doubted ya for a second.
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Wait a minute. Oh!
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-What do we have here?

-Wait! Turn that thing back on!
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Come in, Mother Bird!
Come in, Mother Bird!
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Mom has pulled a surprise
present from the closet.
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Andy's opening it.
He's really excited about this one.

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-Mom, what is it? (GASPS)

-SERGEANT: It's a huge package.

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Oh, get outta the... One of the kids
is in the way. I can't see.

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-It's a...

-KIDS TOGETHER: Wow!
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-(STATIC)

-It's a what? What is it?
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-(MR. POTATO HEAD SCREAMS)

-Oh, no!
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Oh, ya big lizard!
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-Now we'll never know what it is!

-Way to go, Rex!
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No, no! Turn 'em around!
Turn 'em around!
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He's puttin' 'em in backwa...
Here, you're puttin' 'em in backwards!
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Plus is positive, minus is negative!
Oh, let me! (GRUNTING)
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-ANDY: Let's go to my room, guys!

-(BOYS SHOUTING)
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Red alert! Red alert!
Andy is coming upstairs!
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-(GRUNTS) There!

-SOLDIER: Juvenile intrusion!

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Repeat, resume
your positions now!
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Andy's coming! Everybody,
back to your places! Hurry!
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HAMM: Get to your places!

Get to your places!
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(REX SCREAMING)
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Where's my ear? Who's seen my ear?
Did you see my ear?
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Out of my way! Here I come!
Here I come! (GROANS)
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(BOYS SHOUTING)
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(BOYS SHOUTING)
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ANDY: Hey, look,

its lasers light up. Take that, Zurg!
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Quick, make a space.
This is where the spaceship lands.

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And he does it like that.
And he does a karate chop action!
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ANDY'S MOM: Come on down, guys!

It's time for games!
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-We've got prizes!

-(KIDS CHATTERING)
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-What is it?

-Can you see it?
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-What the heck is up there?

-Woody, who's up there with ya?
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-(COUGHING)

-SLINKY: Woody?
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-What are you doing under the bed?

-Uh, nothin'. Uh, nothin'.

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I'm sure Andy was just
a little excited, that's all.

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Too much cake and ice cream,
I suppose. It's just a mistake!
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Well, that mistake is sitting
in your spot, Woody. (CHUCKLES)
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-(GASPS) Have you been replaced?

-What did I tell you earlier?
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No one is getting replaced.

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Now, let's all be polite and give
whatever it is up there
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a nice, big
Andy's-room welcome.

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(GULPS)
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(HEAVY BREATHING)
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-(BUZZES)

-Buzz Lightyear to Star Command.

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Come in, Star Command.

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-(BUZZES)

-Star Command, come in.

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Do you read me?
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Why don't they answer?
(GASPS) My ship!
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Blast! This'll take weeks to repair.
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Buzz Lightyear mission log,
stardate 4-0-7-2.

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My ship has run off course
en route to sector 12.

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I've crash-landed
on a strange planet.

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The impact must've awoken me
from hypersleep.

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Terrain seems a bit unstable.

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No readout yet
if the air is breathable.

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And there seems to be no sign
of intelligent life anywhere.

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-Hello!

-(KARATE YELL)
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(SCREAMS) Whoa! H-Hey!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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-Did I frighten you? Didn't mean to.
-(BUZZING)

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-Sorry. Howdy. My name is Woody.

-(BUZZING CONTINUES)
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And this is Andy's room.
That's all I wanted to say.

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And also, there has been
a bit of a mix-up.

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This is my spot, see,
the bed here.

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Local law enforcement.
It's about time you got here.

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I'm Buzz Lightyear, Space Ranger,
Universe Protection Unit.

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My ship has crash-landed here
by mistake.

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Yes, it is a mistake because,
you see, the bed here is my spot.

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I need to repair
my turbo boosters.

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Do you people still use fossil fuel, or
have you discovered crystallic fusion?
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-Well, let's see. We got double-A's.

-(GASPS)
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Watch yourself!
Halt! Who goes there?
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Don't shoot!
It's okay. Friends.

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-Do you know these life-forms?

-Yes! They're Andy's toys.

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All right, everyone,
you're clear to come up.

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I am Buzz Lightyear.
I come in peace.

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Oh, I'm so glad
you're not a dinosaur!
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Wh-why, thank you!
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Now, thank you all
for your kind welcome!
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-Say, what's that button do?

-I'll show you.

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VOICE BOX:

Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!
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TOYS: Oh!
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Hey, Woody's got something like that.
His is a pull string.

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-Only it's...

-Only it sounds like a car ran over it.

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HAMM: Oh, yeah, but not like this.

This is a quality sound system.

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Probably all copper wiring, huh?
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So, uh, where you from?
Singapore? Hong Kong?
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Well, no. Actually, I-I'm stationed up
in the Gamma Quadrant of Sector Four.

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As a member of the elite
Universe Protection Unit
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of the Space Ranger Corps,
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I protect the galaxy
from the threat of invasion
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from the evil Emperor Zurg,
sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance.

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Oh, really?
I'm from Playskool.

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And I'm from Mattel.
Well, I'm not really from Mattel.

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I'm actually from a smaller company that
was purchased in a leveraged buyout.
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You'd think they'd never seen
a new toy before.

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Well, sure. Look at him.

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He's got more gadgets on him
than a Swiss Army knife.

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-(BUZZING)

-Ah, ah, ah, ah! Please be careful.

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You don't want to be in the way
when my laser goes off.

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Hey, a laser! How come
you don't have a laser, Woody?
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It's not a laser! It's a...
It's a little light bulb that blinks.

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-What's with him?

-Laser envy.

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All right, that's enough!
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Look, we're all very impressed
with Andy's new toy.

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-Toy?

-T-O-Y. Toy!
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Excuse me, I think the word
you're searching for is "Space Ranger."
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The word I'm searching for I can't say
because there's preschool toys present.

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Gettin' kinda tense, aren't ya?
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Uh, Mr. Lightyear,
uh, now, I'm curious.

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What does a Space Ranger
actually do?
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He's not a Space Ranger!
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He doesn't fight evil
or, or shoot lasers or fly!
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Excuse me.

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-TOYS: Ooh!

-Oh, impressive wingspan! Very good!
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Oh, what? What?
These are plastic. He can't fly!
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They are a terillium-carbonic alloy,
and I can fly.

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-No, you can't.

-(SIGHS) Yes, I can.

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-You can't.

-Can.

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Can't. Can't. Can't!
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I tell you, I could fly around
this room with my eyes closed!
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-Okay, then, Mr. Light Beer, prove it.

-All right, then, I will.

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Stand back, everyone!
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(ELECTRONIC HUM)
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To infinity and beyond!
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(AIRPLANE WHIRRING)
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-Can!

-REX: Whoa!
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-Oh, wow, you flew magnificently!

-(WHISTLING)
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I found my movin' buddy.

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Thank you. Th-Thank you all.
Thank you.

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That wasn't flying!
That was... falling with style.

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Man, the dolls must really
go for you. Can you teach me that?
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-(LAUGHING) Golly bob howdy!

-Oh, shut up!
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You know, in a couple of days,
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everything will be just the way
it was. They'll see.

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-(ALL CHATTERING)

-WOODY: They'll see.

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I'm still Andy's favorite toy.

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I was on top of the world
livin' high

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It was right in my pocket

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ANDY: (LAUGHING) Whoa!
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I was livin' the life

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Things were just the way
they should be

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When from out of the sky
like a bomb

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Comes some little punk
in a rocket
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(LASER BUZZING)
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Now all of a sudden some
strange things are happening to me
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Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!
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Strange
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Things are happening to me
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Strange
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Things
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Strange things
are happening to me
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(LOUD ROAR)
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Ain't no doubt about it
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I had friends
I had lots of friends
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Now all my friends are gone
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And I'm doin' the best I can
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To carry on
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-I had power

-CHORUS: Power
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-I was respected

-Respected
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But not any more
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And I've lost the love of the one
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Whom I adore
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Let me tell you 'bout it
Strange
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Things are happenin' to me
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(SLINKY GRUNTS)
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Strange
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Things
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Strange
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Things are happenin' to me
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Ain't no doubt about it
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Strange
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Things
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Strange
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Things
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(BIRDS CHIRPING)
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(GRUNTS) Finally!
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(SIGHS) Hey, who's got my hat?
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(SQUEAKS) Look, I'm Woody!
Howdy, howdy, howdy!
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Ah-ha! Ah-ha, ha, ha!
Gimme that!
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Say there, Lizard and Stretchy Dog,
let me show you something.

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It looks as though I've been
accepted into your culture.

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Your chief, Andy,
inscribed his name on me.

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TOGETHER: Wow!
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With permanent ink too!
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Well, I must get back
to repairing my ship.

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Don't let it get to you, Woody.

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Uh... let what? I don't, uh...
What do you mean? Who?
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I know Andy's
excited about Buzz.

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But you know he'll always have
a special place for you.

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-Yeah, like the attic. (CHUCKLING)

-All right, that's it!
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-(TONAL HUMMING SOUND)

-Hmm. Unidirectional bonding strip.

_________________________________

Mr. Lightyear wants more tape.

_________________________________

(HUMMING) Hmm?
_________________________________

Listen, Light Snack,
you stay away from Andy.

_________________________________

He's mine, and no one
is taking him away from me.

_________________________________

What are you talking about?
_________________________________

-Where's that bonding strip?

-(BEEPING SOUND)
_________________________________

And another thing,
_________________________________

stop with this spaceman thing!
It's getting on my nerves!
_________________________________

Are you saying you wanna lodge
a complaint with Star Command?
_________________________________

Oh-ho, okay! Ooh, well, so you wanna
do it the hard way, huh?
_________________________________

-Don't even think about it, cowboy.

-Oh, yeah, tough guy?
_________________________________

-(MECHANICAL WHOOSH)

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

(CHOKING)
_________________________________

(CHOKING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

(PANTING, SNIFFING)
The air isn't... toxic.

_________________________________

How dare you open a spaceman's
helmet on an uncharted planet!
_________________________________

My eyeballs could've been
sucked from their sockets!
_________________________________

You actually think
you're the Buzz Lightyear?
_________________________________

(LAUGHING) Oh, all this time
I thought it was an act!
_________________________________

Hey, guys, look!
It's the real Buzz Lightyear!
_________________________________

You're mocking me, aren't you?
_________________________________

Oh, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.
Buzz, look, an alien!
_________________________________

-Where?

-(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

-(LAUGHING CONTINUES)

-(SCUD BARKING)
_________________________________

-(BARKING CONTINUES)
-SID: (LAUGHING) Yes!

_________________________________

-Whoa!

-Uh-oh.

_________________________________

It's Sid!
_________________________________

-(TEETH CHATTERING)

-SID: Don't move!
_________________________________

I thought he was at summer camp.

_________________________________

They must've kicked him out
early this year.

_________________________________

-(ROBOT BUZZING)

-REX: Oh, no, not Sid!
_________________________________

-SID: (GRUNTING) Incoming!

-(SCUD BARKING)
_________________________________

-Who is it this time?

-I... I can't... I can't tell.

_________________________________

-Hey, where's Lenny?

-Right here, Woody.

_________________________________

Oh, no, I can't bear to watch
one of these again.

_________________________________
WOODY: Oh, no,

it's a Combat Carl.

_________________________________

What's going on?
_________________________________

Nothing that concerns you spacemen,
just us toys.

_________________________________

I'd better take a look anyway.

_________________________________

(SID SHOUTING)
_________________________________
BUZZ: Why is that soldier

strapped to an explosive device?
_________________________________

That's why, Sid.

_________________________________

-(BARKING)

-Hmm, sure is a hairy fellow.

_________________________________

No, no, that's Scud, you idiot.

_________________________________

-That is Sid.

-(SINISTER LAUGHTER)
_________________________________

-You mean that happy child?

-That ain't no happy child.

_________________________________

He tortures toys, just for fun!
_________________________________

-(BARKING)

-(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Well, then we've got
to do something.

_________________________________

What are you doing?
Get down from there!
_________________________________

-I'm gonna teach that boy a lesson.

-Yeah, sure. You go ahead.

_________________________________

-Melt him with your scary laser.

-(BUZZING)
_________________________________

Be careful with that!
It's extremely dangerous.

_________________________________

He's lighting it!
He's lighting it! Hit the dirt!
_________________________________

(BO PEEP SCREAMS)
_________________________________

-(EXPLOSION)

-Look out!
_________________________________

-(SCUD BARKING)

-Yes! He's gone! He's history!
_________________________________

-(LAUGHING) Whoo!

-I could've stopped him.

_________________________________

Buzz, I would love
to see you try.

_________________________________

Of course, I'd love
to see you as a crater.

_________________________________

-The sooner we move, the better.

-(SID SHOUTING)
_________________________________

Yeah!
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
_________________________________
ANDY: To infinity and beyond!

_________________________________

(IMITATES ROCKET SOUNDS
AND EXPLOSIONS)
_________________________________

All this packing
makes me hungry.

_________________________________

What would you say to dinner
at, oh, Pizza Planet?
_________________________________

Pizza Planet? Oh, cool!
_________________________________
ANDY'S MOM: (LAUGHS) Go wash
your hands, and I'll get Molly ready.

_________________________________

-ANDY: Can I bring some toys?

-You can bring one toy.

_________________________________

-Just one?

-One toy?
_________________________________

-(SIGHS)

-Hmm.

_________________________________

-Will Andy pick me?

-(LIQUID SWISHING)
_________________________________

"Don't count on it"? (GROANS)
_________________________________

(YELLS)
_________________________________

(THUD)
_________________________________

(BUZZ HUMMING)
_________________________________

(HUMMING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

Mmm!
_________________________________

Buzz! Oh, Buzz!
Buzz Lightyear.

_________________________________

(PANTING) Buzz Lightyear,
thank goodness. We've got trouble!
_________________________________

-Trouble? Where?

-Down there. Just down there.

_________________________________

A helpless toy, it's...
it's trapped, Buzz!
_________________________________

Then we've no time to lose.

_________________________________

I don't see anything!
_________________________________

Oh, he's there!
Just, just keep looking!
_________________________________

-What kind of toy... (GASPS)

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

Oh! Whoa, whoa! Oh!
_________________________________

-(SCREAMS)

-TOGETHER: Buzz!
_________________________________

-Buzz!

-(TOYS CHATTERING)
_________________________________
SLINKY: I don't see him

in the driveway.

_________________________________

-I think he bounced into Sid's yard!

-Oh! Buzz!
_________________________________

(HORN HONKING)
_________________________________

Hey, everyone, R.C.'s trying to
say something. What is it, boy?
_________________________________

-He's saying that this was no accident.

-What do you mean?
_________________________________

-I mean Humpty-Dumpty was pushed...

-No!
_________________________________

...by Woody!
_________________________________

-ALL: What?

-Wait a minute.

_________________________________

You don't think I meant to knock Buzz
out the window, do you? Potato Head?
_________________________________

That's Mr. Potato Head to you,
you back-stabbing murderer!
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-Now, it was an accident, guys.

_________________________________

Come on.
Now, you, you gotta believe me.

_________________________________

We believe ya, Woody.
Right, Rex?
_________________________________

Well, ye... N...
I don't like confrontations!
_________________________________

Where is your honor, dirt bag?
You are an absolute disgrace!
_________________________________

You don't deserve to... Hey!
_________________________________

You couldn't handle Buzz cutting
in on your playtime, could you, Woody?
_________________________________

Didn't wanna face the fact that Buzz
just might be Andy's new favorite toy.

_________________________________

So you got rid of him.

_________________________________

Well, what if Andy starts playing
with me more, Woody, huh?
_________________________________

You gonna knock me
outta the window too?
_________________________________

I don't think we should
give him the chance.

_________________________________
SERGEANT: There he is, men.
Frag him!

_________________________________

Let's string him up
by his pull string!
_________________________________
HAMM: I got dibs on his hat!
BO PEEP: Would you boys stop it!

_________________________________

Tackle him!
_________________________________

No, no, no! Wait!
I can explain everything!
_________________________________
ANDY: Okay, Mom, be right down.

I've gotta get Buzz.

_________________________________
SERGEANT: Retreat!

_________________________________

Mom, do you know where Buzz is?
_________________________________

-ANDY'S MOM: No, I haven't seen him.

-Psst!
_________________________________

ANDY'S MOM: Andy,
I'm heading out the door!
_________________________________

But, Mom, I can't find him!
_________________________________

Honey, just grab some other toy.
Now, come on!
_________________________________

Oh, okay.

_________________________________

I couldn't find my Buzz.
I know I left him right there.

_________________________________

Honey, I'm sure he's around.
You'll find him.

_________________________________

(IGNITION STARTS)
_________________________________

(CHITTERING)
_________________________________

It's too short!
We need more monkeys!
_________________________________

There aren't any more!
That's the whole barrel!
_________________________________

Buzz, the monkeys
aren't working!
_________________________________

We're formulating another plan!
Stay calm!
_________________________________

Oh, where could he be?
_________________________________

(SERVICE BELL DINGS)
_________________________________

-Can I help pump the gas?

-Sure! I'll even let you drive.

_________________________________

-Yeah?

-Yeah, when you're 16.

_________________________________

-Yuk, yuk, yuk! Funny, Mom.
-(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

Aw, great. How am I gonna convince
those guys it was an accident?
_________________________________

Buzz!
_________________________________

Buzz! Ha! You're alive!
_________________________________

This is great!
Oh, I'm saved! I'm saved.

_________________________________

Andy'll find you here,
he'll take us back to the room
_________________________________

and then you can tell everyone
that this was all just a big mistake.

_________________________________

Huh? Right?
(PANTING) Buddy?
_________________________________

I just want you to know that even
though you tried to terminate me,
_________________________________

revenge is not an idea
we promote on my planet.

_________________________________

-Oh. Well, that's good.

-But we're not on my planet, are we?

_________________________________
-No. (SCREAMING)
-(BUZZ GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(BUZZ GRUNTING,
SPACESUIT BUZZING, BEEPING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING, GROANS)
_________________________________

Okay, come on!
_________________________________
WOODY: You want a piece of me?

_________________________________

(YELLS)
_________________________________

(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

Owww!
_________________________________
VOICE BOX: Buzz, Buzz,

Buzz Lightyear to the rescue.
_________________________________

-Aah-ouch!

-ANDY'S MOM: Next stop.

_________________________________

Pizza Planet! Yeah!
_________________________________

(DOOR SLIDES SHUT,
IGNITION STARTS)
_________________________________

-(DOOR SHUTS)

-(GASPS) Andy!
_________________________________

(PANTING) Wh... Doesn't he realize
that I'm not there?
_________________________________

(LOUD GASP) I'm lost!
_________________________________

(SOBS) Oh, I'm a lost toy!
_________________________________

(SNIFFLING, SOBBING)
_________________________________

Buzz Lightyear mission log.

_________________________________

The local sheriff and I seem to be at
a huge refueling station of some sort.

_________________________________

You!
_________________________________

(TRUCK APPROACHING,
HORN HONKING)
_________________________________

(BRAKES SQUEALING)
_________________________________

(ENGINE IDLING)
_________________________________

-According to my navi-computer, the...

-(GASPS) Shut up!
_________________________________

-Just shut up, you idiot!

-Sheriff, this is no time to panic.

_________________________________

This is the perfect time to panic.
I'm lost. Andy is gone.

_________________________________

They're gonna move from their house
in two days, and it's all your fault!
_________________________________

My... My fault? If you hadn't pushed me
out of the window in the first place...

_________________________________

Oh, yeah?
_________________________________

Well, if you hadn't shown up in your
stupid little cardboard spaceship
_________________________________

and taken away everything
that was important to me...

_________________________________

Don't talk to me
about importance!
_________________________________

Because of you the security
of this entire universe is in jeopardy!
_________________________________

What? What are
you talkin' about?
_________________________________

Right now, poised at
the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg
_________________________________

has been secretly building
a weapon
_________________________________

with the destructive capacity
to annihilate an entire planet!
_________________________________

I alone have information that reveals
this weapon's only weakness.

_________________________________

And you, my friend,
are responsible
_________________________________

for delaying my rendezvous
with Star Command!
_________________________________

You... are... a... toy!
_________________________________

You aren't the real
Buzz Lightyear! You're a...

_________________________________

You're an action figure!
You are a child's plaything!
_________________________________

You are a sad, strange little man,
and you have my pity.

_________________________________

Farewell.

_________________________________

Oh, yeah?
Well, good riddance, ya loony!
_________________________________

-"Rendezvous with Star Command."

-(CAR APPROACHING)

_________________________________
DRIVER: Hey, gas dude!

ATTENDANT: You talkin' to me?
_________________________________

-Yeah, man. Can you help me?

-Pizza Planet? Andy!
_________________________________

Do you know
where Cutting Boulevard is?
_________________________________

Oh, no!
_________________________________

I can't show my face
in that room without Buzz.

_________________________________

-Buzz! Buzz, come back!

-Go away!
_________________________________

No! Buzz, you gotta
come back! I...

_________________________________

-(ENGINE REVVING)

-I found a spaceship!
_________________________________

It's a spaceship, Buzz!
_________________________________

Come on, man, hurry up! Um, like,
the pizzas are getting cold here!
_________________________________

-ATTENDANT: Cutting Boulevard, huh?

-Yeah, yeah. Which way?
_________________________________

Now, you're sure this space freighter
will return to its port of origin
_________________________________

-once it jettisons its food supply?

-Uh-huh.

_________________________________

And when we get there, we'll be able
to find a way to transport you home.

_________________________________

-Well, then, let's climb aboard.

-No, no, no, wait, Buzz! Buzz!
_________________________________

Let's get in the back.
No one will see us there.

_________________________________

Negative. There are no restraining
harnesses in the cargo area.

_________________________________

-We'll be much safer in the cockpit.

-Yeah, bu...

_________________________________

Buzz! Buzz!
_________________________________

DRIVER: That's two lefts
and a right, huh?
_________________________________

-Thanks for the directions, okay?

-Yeah. And remember, kid...

_________________________________

-Buzz!

-(IGNITION STARTS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

It's safer in the cockpit
than the cargo bay. What an idiot.

_________________________________

-(TIRES SCREECH)

-(GRUNTS, GROANS)
_________________________________

-(ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ON STEREO)

-(TIRES SQUEALING)
_________________________________

(YELLING, GROANING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(CAR HORN HONKING)
_________________________________

-(BRAKES SCREECH)

-(DOOR SIGNAL BUZZING)
_________________________________

MAN ON PA: Next shuttle lift-off
is scheduled for
_________________________________

-T-minus 30 minutes and counting.

-(JETS HUMMING)
_________________________________

ROBOT: You are clear to enter.
_________________________________

Welcome to Pizza Planet.
_________________________________

WOMAN ON PA:
The white zone is for immediate pizza...
_________________________________

-Sheriff!

-(GRUNTS, GROANS)
_________________________________

There you are.

_________________________________

Now, the entrance is heavily guarded.
We need a way to get inside.

_________________________________

-(COUGHING)

-Great idea, Woody.

_________________________________

I like your thinkin'.

_________________________________

ROBOT: You are clear to enter.
Welcome to Pizza Planet.
_________________________________
BUZZ: Now!

_________________________________

Quickly, Sheriff!
The air lock is closing.

_________________________________

WOMAN ON PA: Jones, party
of five, your shuttle is now boarding...
_________________________________

BOY: Hey, Mom,
can we have some tokens?
_________________________________

Ow! Watch where you're going!
_________________________________

Sorry.

_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

MAN ON PA:
...nine, eight, seven, six,
_________________________________

-five, four, three,

-(CHILDREN SHOUTING)
_________________________________

two, one.
_________________________________

What a spaceport!
Good work, Woody.

_________________________________

(BEEPING, FIRES)
_________________________________

Mom, can I play Black Hole?
Please, please, please?
_________________________________

-Andy!

-Now, we need to find a ship
_________________________________

-that's headed for Sector 12.

-Wait a minute. No, Buzz! This way.

_________________________________

-There's a special ship. I just saw it.

-You mean it has hyperdrive?
_________________________________

Hyperactive hyperdrive.

_________________________________

-(CHATTERING)

-And Astro... turf!
_________________________________

-Where is it? I-I don't see the...

-Come on. That's it.

_________________________________

Spaceship!
_________________________________

All right, Buzz, get ready.
And...

_________________________________

-And the universe explodes!

-Okay, Buzz, when I say go,
_________________________________

we're gonna jump in the basket.
Buzz!
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS) No!

-ANDY: Mom, if I eat all my pizza,
_________________________________

can I have some alien slime?
_________________________________

This cannot be happening to me.

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(OBJECTS SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

-A stranger.

-From the outside.

_________________________________

-ALIENS TOGETHER: Ooh!

-Greetings. I am Buzz Lightyear.

_________________________________

-I come in peace.

-(ALL GIBBERING)
_________________________________

MAN ON PA: Before your
space journey, re-energize yourself
_________________________________

with a slice of pepperoni,
now boarding at counter three.
_________________________________
BUZZ: This is an

intergalactic emergency.

_________________________________

I need to commandeer
your vessel to Sector 12.

_________________________________

Who's in charge here?
_________________________________
ALIENS: The claw!

_________________________________

The claw is our master.

_________________________________

The claw chooses who will go
and who will stay.

_________________________________

-This is ludicrous. (GASPS)

-Hey, bozo, you got a brain in there?
_________________________________

-(LAUGHING) Take that!

-(BUZZING)
_________________________________

Oh, no! Sid!
_________________________________
-Get down!

-(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

What's gotten into you? I was...

_________________________________

You are the one that decided
to climb into this...

_________________________________

Shh! The claw, it moves.

_________________________________

(ALIENS SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

(SQUEAKS) I have been chosen!
_________________________________

Farewell, my friends.
I go on to a better place.

_________________________________

Gotcha!
_________________________________

A Buzz Lightyear?
No way!
_________________________________

-(COIN CLICKING)

-(ALIEN SQUEAKS)
_________________________________

(SQUEAK)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(CLAW BUZZING)
_________________________________

-SID: Yes!
-(GASPS)
_________________________________

Buzz! No! (GRUNTING)
_________________________________

-Hey!

-(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

-(GRUNTING)

-He has been chosen!
_________________________________

-He must go.

-Hey!

_________________________________
-What are you doing?

-Do not fight the claw.

_________________________________

Stop it! Stop it, you zealots!
_________________________________

All right!
Double prizes!
_________________________________

Let's go home and... play.
_________________________________

(SINISTER CHUCKLE)
_________________________________

(CHATTERS, GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(HUMMING)
_________________________________

Sheriff, I can see
your dwelling from here.

_________________________________

-You're almost home.

-Nirvana is coming.

_________________________________

-The mystic portal awaits.

-Will you be quiet?
_________________________________

You guys don't get it, do you?
_________________________________

Once we go into Sid's house,
we won't be coming out.

_________________________________

-(BARKING)

-Whoa, Scud! Hey, boy!
_________________________________

-Sit! Good boy.

-(GROWLING)
_________________________________

-Hey, I got something for you, boy.

-Freeze!
_________________________________

-(GROWLS, PANTING)

-Ready, set, now!

_________________________________
-(SNARLING)

-(ALIEN SQUEAKING)

_________________________________
Hannah!
Hey, Hannah!
_________________________________

-What?

-Did I get my package in the mail?
_________________________________

-I don't know.

-What do you mean you don't know?

_________________________________
-I don't know!

-(SIGHS)
_________________________________

-Oh, no, Hannah! Look, Janie!

-What? Hey!
_________________________________

-She's sick!

-No, she's not!
_________________________________

I'll have to perform
one of my operations.

_________________________________

-HANNAH: No!

-No, not Sid's room. Not there.

_________________________________

Hey, give her back!
_________________________________

Sid! Sid!
_________________________________

Oh, no, we have
a sick patient here, nurse.

_________________________________

-(BANGING ON DOOR)

-Prepare the OR, stat!
_________________________________

(SINISTER CHUCKLE)
Patient is... prepped.

_________________________________

No one's ever attempted a double
bypass brain transplant before.

_________________________________

Now for the tricky part.
Pliers!
_________________________________

I don't believe that man's
ever been to medical school.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES, IMITATES NURSE)
Doctor, you've done it!
_________________________________

Hannah!
_________________________________

-Janie's all better now.

-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
HANNAH: Mom! Mom!
SID: She's lying!

_________________________________

Whatever she says,
it's not true!
_________________________________

(DEPARTING FOOTFALLS)
_________________________________

(GASPING, SHUDDERING)
_________________________________

(SHUDDERING)
_________________________________

We are gonna die.
I'm outta here!
_________________________________

Locked.

_________________________________

There's gotta be another way
outta here.

_________________________________

(RUSTLING)
_________________________________

Uh, Buzz?
W-Was that you?
_________________________________

-(TEETH CHATTERING, GASPS)

-(CREAKING)

_________________________________
(RUSTLING)
_________________________________

(CREAKING)
_________________________________

Hey, hi there, little fella.

_________________________________

Come out here.
Do you know a way outta here?

_________________________________
(GASPS, TEETH CHATTERING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(BOX PLAYS
POP GOES THE WEASEL)
_________________________________

(YELLS, MUTTERING, GIBBERING)
_________________________________

B-B-B-B-Bu... Buzz!
_________________________________

-They're cannibals.

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

-(BUZZES)

-Mayday, mayday.

_________________________________

Come in, Star Command.
Send reinforcements.

_________________________________

-(TEETH CHATTERING)

-Star Command, do you copy?
_________________________________

-(BUZZING)

-I've set my laser from stun to kill.

_________________________________

Aw, great. Great. Yeah, and if anyone
attacks us, we can blink 'em to death.

_________________________________

(RUSTLING)
_________________________________
REX: Hey, you guys,
I think I found him!

_________________________________

-Buzz, is that you?

-(CAT YOWLS)
_________________________________

Whiskers, will you
get outta here!
_________________________________

You're interfering
with the search and rescue!
_________________________________

-(CAR APPROACHING)

-(GASPS) Look, they're home.

_________________________________

Mom, have you seen Woody?
_________________________________

-Where was the last place you left him?

-Right here in the van.

_________________________________

Oh, I'm sure he's there.
You're just not looking hard enough.

_________________________________

He's not here, Mom.
Woody's gone.

_________________________________

(GASPS) Woody's gone?
_________________________________

Yeah, boy, the weasel ran away.

_________________________________

Huh? Huh?
I told you he was guilty.

_________________________________

Who would've though t he was
capable of such atrocities?
_________________________________

Oh, Slink, I hope he's okay.

_________________________________
SID: Oh, a survivor.

Where's the rebel base? Talk!
_________________________________

I can see your will is strong.

_________________________________

Well, we have ways
of making you talk.

_________________________________

(SIZZLING)
_________________________________

Where are your rebel friends now?

(SINISTER CHUCKLE)
_________________________________
SID'S MOM:

Sid, your Pop Tarts are ready!
_________________________________

All right!
_________________________________

-(SIZZLING CONTINUES)

-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Are you all right?
I'm proud of you, Sheriff.

_________________________________

A lesser man would've talked
under such torture.

_________________________________

I sure hope this isn't permanent.

_________________________________

Still no word from Star Command.
We're not that far from the space port.

_________________________________

The door. It's open!
We're free!
_________________________________

Woody, we don't know what's out there!
_________________________________

I'll tell you wha... (SCREAMS)
_________________________________

They're gonna eat us, Buzz!
Do something quick!
_________________________________

-Shield your eyes.

-(BUZZING)
_________________________________

It's not working. I recharged it
before I left. It should be good for...

_________________________________

You idiot! You're a toy!
Use your karate chop action!
_________________________________

-Get away! Hoo-cha!

-Hey! Hey! How're you doin' that?
_________________________________

-Stop that.

-Back! Back, you savages! Back!

_________________________________
-Woody, stop it!

-Sorry, guys, but dinner's canceled!
_________________________________

There's no place like home!
There's no place like home!
_________________________________

-There's no place like home. (GASPS)

-(SNARLING)

_________________________________
(SNORING)
_________________________________

(MUFFLED YELL, GASPING)
_________________________________

Another stunt like that, cowboy,
you're gonna get us killed.

_________________________________

-Don't tell me what to do.

-Shh!
_________________________________

(SNORING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

(HEAVY BREATHING)
_________________________________
VOICE BOX: Yee-haw!

Giddyap, pardner!
_________________________________

We got to get this wagon train
a-movin'!
_________________________________

(SNARLING)
_________________________________

(GROWLING)
_________________________________

-Split up!

-(SCUD GROWLING)
_________________________________

(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

(SNARLING) Hmm?
_________________________________

(GROWLING)
_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________

(SNARLS, PANTING)
_________________________________

MAN: Calling Buzz Lightyear.
Come in, Buzz Lightyear.
_________________________________

-This is Star Command.

-Star Command!
_________________________________

-Buzz Lightyear, do you read me?

-BOY: Buzz Lightyear responding.
_________________________________

Read you loud and clear.
_________________________________

MAN: Buzz Lightyear,
planet Earth needs your help.
_________________________________

BOY: On the way!

CHORUS: Buzz Lightyear!
_________________________________

ANNOUNCER: The world's
greatest superhero!
_________________________________

Now the world's greatest toy!

_________________________________
Buzz has it all!
Locking wrist communicator!
_________________________________

-BOY: Calling Buzz Lightyear!

-Karate chop action!
_________________________________

-BOY: Wow!

-Pulsating laser light!
_________________________________

-BOY: Total annihilation!

-Multi-phrase voice simulator!
_________________________________
VOICE BOX: There's a secret mission

in uncharted space.
_________________________________
VOICE BOX: There's a secret mission

in uncharted space.
_________________________________

And best of all,
high pressure space wings!
_________________________________

-To infinity and beyond!

-ANNOUNCER 2: Not a flying toy.
_________________________________

ANNOUNCER 1: Get your
Buzz Lightyear action figure
_________________________________

-and save a galaxy near you!

-CHORUS: Buzz Lightyear!
_________________________________

Available at all Al's Toy Barn outlets
in the tri-county area.
_________________________________

SPORTSCASTER:
And welcome back to the
_________________________________

Point Richmond
Bowling Championship.
_________________________________

(SPORTSCASTER CONTINUES)
_________________________________

Out among the stars I sail
_________________________________

Way beyond the moon
_________________________________

In my silver ship I sailed
_________________________________

To a dream
that ended too soon
_________________________________

Now I know exactly
_________________________________

Who I am and what I'm here for
_________________________________

-(CHIRPING)

-WOODY'S VOICE: You are a toy!
_________________________________

You can't fly!
_________________________________

And I will go sailing
_________________________________

No more
_________________________________

But no, it can't be true
_________________________________

I could fly if I wanted to
_________________________________

Like a bird in the sky
_________________________________

If I believed I could fly
_________________________________

Why, I'd fly
_________________________________

To infinity and beyond!
_________________________________

Clearly, I
_________________________________

Will go sailing
_________________________________

No more

_________________________________
Mom! Mom, have you seen
my Sally doll?
_________________________________

(CLICK)
_________________________________

SID'S MOM: What, dear?
What was that?
_________________________________

Never mind!
_________________________________

(RATTLING)
_________________________________

Oof! Oof! (GROANS)
_________________________________

Buzz, the coast is clear.
Buzz, where are you?
_________________________________
BUZZ'S VOICE BOX: There's a secret

mission in uncharted space. Let's go.
_________________________________

HANNAH: Really?
That is so interesting.

_________________________________

Would you like some tea,
Mrs. Nesbitt?

_________________________________
(GASPS) Buzz!
_________________________________

It's so nice you could join us
on such late notice.

_________________________________

-Oh, no!

-What a lovely hat, Mrs. Nesbitt.

_________________________________

It goes quite well with your head.

_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT,
IMITATING MOTHER) Hannah!
_________________________________

Oh, Hannah!
_________________________________

Mom? Please excuse me, ladies.

_________________________________

I'll be right back.

_________________________________

What is it, Mom?
Mom, where are you?
_________________________________

Buzz. Hey.
Buzz, are you okay?
_________________________________

Gone!
(SNIFFLES) It's all gone.

_________________________________

All of it's gone.
Bye-bye. Whoo-whoo. See ya.

_________________________________

What happened to you?
_________________________________

One minute you're defending
the whole galaxy.

_________________________________

And suddenly you find yourself
suckin' down Darjeeling with
_________________________________

Marie Antoinette
and her little sister.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

I think you've had
enough tea for today.

_________________________________

Let's get you outta here, Buzz.

_________________________________

Don't you get it?
You see the hat?
_________________________________

-I am Mrs. Nesbitt! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

-Snap out of it, Buzz!
_________________________________

(HYSTERICAL CHUCKLING,
SQUEAKS)
_________________________________

I-I-I-I'm sorry. I...
You're right.

_________________________________

I am just a little depressed.
That's all.

_________________________________

I can get through this.

_________________________________

-Oh, I'm a sham!

-Shh!
_________________________________

-Look at me.

-Quiet, Buzz.

_________________________________

I can't even fly out of a window.

_________________________________

The hat looked good?
Tell me the hat looked good.

_________________________________

-The apron is a bit much.

-"Out the window"!
_________________________________

Buzz, you're a genius!
_________________________________

-(CRYING)

-Come on, come on. This way.

_________________________________

Years of academy, training, wasted!
_________________________________

Ha, ha. B-3.

_________________________________

-Miss! G-6.

-Oh!
_________________________________

-You sunk it. Are you peeking?

-Heh, heh!
_________________________________

Oh, quit your whinin' and pay up.
No, no, not the ear.

_________________________________

-Give me the nose. Come on.

-How about three out of five?
_________________________________

(STRAINING) Hey, guys! Guys! Hey!
_________________________________

-Son of a building block. It's Woody.

-He's in the psycho's bedroom.

_________________________________

-Ha, ha! Hi!

-Everyone! It's Woody!
_________________________________

-Woody?

-You're kidding!
_________________________________

-Woody?

-Ha! We're gonna get outta here, Buzz.

_________________________________

Buzz?
_________________________________

(IMITATING AIRPLANE)
_________________________________

(SPUTTERING, CRASHING)
_________________________________

-Hey, look!

-Woody!
_________________________________

Oh, boy, am I glad
to see you guys.

_________________________________

-I knew you'd come back, Woody.

-What are you doin' over there?
_________________________________

It's a long story, Bo.
I'll explain later.

_________________________________

Here! Catch this!
_________________________________
BO PEEP: Ha!

_________________________________

-Whoa! I've got it, Woody.

-He got it, Woody.

_________________________________

Good goin', Slink. Now just,
just tie it on to somethin'.

_________________________________

Wait, wait, wait, wait. I got
a better idea. How 'bout we don't?
_________________________________

-Hey!

-Potato Head.

_________________________________

Did you all take stupid pills
this morning?
_________________________________

Have you forgotten
what he did to Buzz?
_________________________________

And now you wanna let him
back over here?
_________________________________

No! No, no, no, no, no! You got it...
You got it all wrong, Potato Head.

_________________________________

Buzz is fine. Buzz is right here.
He's with me!
_________________________________

-You are a liar!

-No, I'm not. Buzz, come over here.

_________________________________

Tell the nice toys that you're...
that you're not dead.

_________________________________

(GASPS, SPUTTERS) Just a sec!
_________________________________

Buzz, will you get up here
and give me a hand?
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) That's very funny, Buzz.

_________________________________

-This is serious!

-REX: Hey, Woody! Where'd ya go?
_________________________________
MR. POTATO HEAD: He's lying.

Buzz ain't there.

_________________________________

Oh! Hi, Buzz!
_________________________________

Why don't you say hello
to the guys over there?
_________________________________

(AS BUZZ) Hiya, fellas!
To infinity and beyond!
_________________________________

Hey, look! It's Buzz!
_________________________________

Hey, Buzz, let's show the guys
our new secret best friends handshake.

_________________________________

Give me five, man!
_________________________________

Something's screwy here.

_________________________________

So you see we're friends now, guys.
Aren't we, Buzz?
_________________________________

(AS BUZZ) You bet.
Give me a hug.

_________________________________

Ho-ho! Boy, I love you too.

_________________________________

See? It is Buzz.

_________________________________

-Now give back the lights, Potato Head.

-Wait just a minute.

_________________________________

-What are you tryin' to pull?

-Nothing!
_________________________________

-(SCREAMING)

-(GROUP MURMURING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS, RETCHES)
_________________________________

-Oh, that is disgusting.

-Murderer!
_________________________________

-No! No, no, no, no, no!

-You murdering dog!
_________________________________

-It's not what you think. I swear!

-Save it for the jury.

_________________________________

I hope Sid pulls
your voice box out, ya creep.

_________________________________

No, no! No, no!
Don't leave! Don't leave!
_________________________________

Ya gotta help us, please! You don't
know what it's like over here!
_________________________________

Come on.
Let's get outta here.

_________________________________

Go back to your lives, citizens.
Show's over.

_________________________________
WOODY: Come back! Slink!

_________________________________

Slink! Please!
Please! Listen to me!
_________________________________

No! No! Come back!
_________________________________

Slinky!
_________________________________

(THUNDER RUMBLING)
_________________________________

(THUMPING, CLATTERING)
_________________________________

Buzz! Go away!
_________________________________

You disgusting freaks!
Aaah!
_________________________________

All right, back!
Back, you cannibals! Aah! Oof!
_________________________________

He is still alive, and you're
not gonna get him, you monsters!
_________________________________

What are you doin'?
_________________________________

Hey. Hey, they fixed you.

_________________________________

But-But they're cannibals.

_________________________________

We saw them eat
those other toys.

_________________________________

(QUACKS)
_________________________________

Uh, sorry. I-I-I thought
that you were gonna...

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) You know,
you know, eat my friend.

_________________________________
WOODY: Hey, no, no, wait, hey!

_________________________________

-What's wrong?

-SID'S MOM: Sid?
_________________________________
SID: Not now, Mom!

I'm busy!
_________________________________

-Sid! Buzz, come on!

-SID'S MOM: You left that door open.

_________________________________

Get up! Use your legs! Fine!
Let Sid trash you! But don't blame me!

_________________________________
It came!
It finally came!
_________________________________

Ha, ha!
_________________________________

"The Big One."
_________________________________

"Extremely dangerous.

_________________________________

"Keep out of reach of children."
_________________________________

Cool!
What am I gonna blow?
_________________________________

Man. Hey, where's
that wimpy cowboy doll?
_________________________________

(BUZZ BUZZING)
_________________________________

Yes. I've always wanted
to put a spaceman into orbit.

_________________________________

-(TAPE UNREELING)

-SID: Heh, heh.

_________________________________

Now. Yes.

_________________________________

(SINISTER CHUCKLE)
_________________________________

-(THUNDERCLAP)

-Oh, no!
_________________________________

(THUNDER RUMBLING)
_________________________________

Oh, man!
_________________________________

Sid Phillips reporting.

_________________________________

Launch of the shuttle
has been delayed
_________________________________

due to adverse weather
conditions at the launch site.

_________________________________

Tomorrow's forecast, sunny.

_________________________________

(SINISTER CHUCKLE)
Sweet dreams.

_________________________________

(FOOTFALLS APPROACHING)
_________________________________
ANDY'S MOM: I looked everywhere,
honey, but all I could find was your hat.

_________________________________

But what if we
leave them behind?
_________________________________

Oh, don't worry, honey.

_________________________________

I'm sure we'll find Woody and Buzz
before we leave tomorrow.

_________________________________

(DOOR CREAKS, CLOSES)
_________________________________
REX: (GASPS) I need air!

_________________________________

Will you quit movin' around?
_________________________________

I'm sorry. It's just that I get...
I get so nervous before I travel.

_________________________________

How did I get stuck
with you as a moving buddy?
_________________________________

Everyone else was picked.

_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________
BO PEEP: Oh, Woody.

_________________________________

If only you could see
how much Andy misses you.

_________________________________

(THUNDER RUMBLING)
_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________

(STRAINING)
_________________________________

Psst. Psst! Hey, Buzz!
_________________________________

Hey. Get over here and see if
you can get this toolbox off me.

_________________________________

Oh, come on, Buzz, I...

_________________________________

Buzz, I can't do this without you.
I need your help.

_________________________________

I can't help.
I can't help anyone.

_________________________________

Why, sure you can, Buzz.
You can get me outta here.

_________________________________

Then I'll get that rocket off you, and
we'll make a break for Andy's house.

_________________________________

Andy's house, Sid's house.
What's the difference?
_________________________________

Oh, Buzz. You've had a big fall.
You must not be thinking clearly.

_________________________________

No, Woody. For the first time
I am thinking clearly.

_________________________________

You were right all along.
I'm not a Space Ranger.

_________________________________

I'm just a toy, a stupid,
little, insignificant toy.

_________________________________

Whoa, hey, wait a minute.

_________________________________

Bein' a toy is a lot better
than bein' a, a Space Ranger.

_________________________________

-Yeah, right.

-No, it is.

_________________________________

Look, over in that house is a kid
who thinks you are the greatest.

_________________________________

And it's not because
you're a Space Ranger, pal.

_________________________________

It's because you're a toy.
You are his toy.

_________________________________

But why would Andy want me?
_________________________________

Why would Andy want you?
Look at you! You're a Buzz Lightyear.

_________________________________

Any other toy would give up
his moving parts just to be you.

_________________________________

You've got wings.
You glow in the dark. You talk!
_________________________________

Your helmet does
that, that, that whoosh thing.

_________________________________

You are a cool toy.

_________________________________

As a matter of fact,
you're too cool.

_________________________________

I mean, I mean, what chance
does a toy like me have
_________________________________

against a Buzz Lightyear
action figure?

_________________________________
All I can do is...

_________________________________
VOICE BOX:

There's a snake in my boots.
_________________________________

Why would Andy ever want
to play with me
_________________________________

when he's got you?
_________________________________

I'm the one that should be
strapped to that rocket.

_________________________________

(BIRDS CHIRPING)
_________________________________

Listen, Buzz, forget about me.

_________________________________

You should get outta here
while you can.

_________________________________

(CHIRPING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

(CLATTERING)
_________________________________

Buzz? What are you doin'?
I thought you were...

_________________________________

Come on, sheriff. There's a kid
over in that house who needs us.

_________________________________

Now let's get you out of this thing.
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Yes, sir!
_________________________________

-(STRAINING)

-Come on, Buzz. We can do it.

_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-(ENGINE APPROACHING)

_________________________________
Woody, it's the moving van.

_________________________________

We gotta get outta here now.

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Come on, Buzz.

_________________________________

All right. (GRUNTS)
_________________________________

-Hey, I'm out!

-Almost there.

_________________________________

(SPUTTERS)
I want to ride the pony.

_________________________________

-(SNORES)

-Phew.

_________________________________

Woody? Woody?
Are you all right?

_________________________________
I'm fine. I'm okay.

_________________________________

(RINGING)
_________________________________

(RINGING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

(RINGING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

(CLOCK CLATTERS ON FLOOR,
RINGING STOPS)
_________________________________

Oh, yeah!
Time for lift-off! Whoo!

_________________________________
To infinity and beyond!
_________________________________

Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________

(GROWLS, BARKS, SNARLING)
_________________________________

-Aah! Back, back.

-(BARKS, YELPS)
_________________________________

-Down, down!

-(BARKS)
_________________________________

Okay, what do I do?
Come on, Woody. Think.

_________________________________

(TOYS CLATTERING)
_________________________________

Guys!
_________________________________

No, no, no, no! Wait!
Wait. Listen, please.

_________________________________

There's a good toy down there, and he's
gonna be blown to bits in a few minutes.

_________________________________

All because of me.
We gotta save him.

_________________________________

And, uh...
But I need your help.

_________________________________

(TOY CREAKING)
_________________________________

Please. He's my friend.

_________________________________

And he's the only one I've got.

_________________________________

(TAPPING MORSE CODE)
_________________________________

-(TOY TRUMPETING)

-(TAPPING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

Thank you.
Okay, I think I know what to do.

_________________________________

We're gonna have
to break a few rules.

_________________________________

But if it works,
it'll help everybody.

_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

(POUNDING)
_________________________________
SID: Houston to Mission Control.

Come in, Control.

_________________________________

Launch pad is being constructed.

_________________________________

-(GROWLS)

-WOODY: All right, listen up.

_________________________________

I need Pump Boy here,
Ducky here.

_________________________________

-Legs, you're with Ducky.

-(QUACKS)
_________________________________

RollerBob and I don't move
'til we get the signal. Clear?

_________________________________
-(QUACKS)

-Okay. Let's move!

_________________________________
(BARKS)
_________________________________

(BARKING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

(QUACKS)
_________________________________

Wind the frog.

_________________________________

-(POP GOES THE WEASEL PLAYING)

-(DOG SNARLS)
_________________________________

-(CHITTERS)

-(FROG REVS)

_________________________________
(STRAINING)
_________________________________

(BIRDS CHIRPING)
_________________________________

-Wait for the signal.

-(FROG REVS)
_________________________________

(QUACKS, MUTTERS)
_________________________________

(MUTTERING)
_________________________________

(BLUBBERS)
_________________________________

-(RINGING)

-Go!
_________________________________

-(GROWLS)

-(ENGINE REVVING)

_________________________________
-(BARKS)

-All right, let's go!

_________________________________
HANNAH: I'll get it!
_________________________________

Now!
_________________________________

-I'm coming. I'm coming.

-(RINGING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

-(QUACKS)

-(BARKING CONTINUES)

_________________________________
(BARKING)
_________________________________

-(YELPS)

-Scud!
_________________________________

-(LAUGHING)

-(SNARLS)

_________________________________
-(BARKS)

-Stupid dog.

_________________________________

(BARKING CONTINUES)

_________________________________
Lean back!
_________________________________
SID: Uh, Mission Control, is

the launch pad construction complete?
_________________________________

Uh, roger. Rocket is now
secured to guide wire.

_________________________________

We are currently obtaining
the ignition sticks.

_________________________________

Countdown will commence
momentarily.

_________________________________

-Stand by.

-Let's go.

_________________________________

Hey, Ma! Where are the matches?
Oh, wait. Here they are. Never mind.

_________________________________

Woody! Great!
Help me outta this thing.

_________________________________

-Shh!

-What?
_________________________________

It's okay. Everything's under control.

_________________________________

(WHISPERING) Woody,
what are you doing?
_________________________________

Houston. All systems are go.
Requesting permission to launch...

_________________________________

Hey? How'd you get out here?
_________________________________

Oh, well. You and I
can have a cookout later.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Houston, do we have
permission to launch?
_________________________________

(IMITATING RADIO STATIC)
Uh, roger. Permission granted.

_________________________________

You are confirmed
at "T" minus ten seconds.

_________________________________

And counting.
Ten, nine,

_________________________________
eight, seven, six,
_________________________________

five, four, three, two,
_________________________________

one!
_________________________________
WOODY'S VOICE BOX:

Reach for the sky!
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

This town ain't big enough
for the two of us.
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________

Somebody's poisoned the water hole.
_________________________________

-It's busted.

-Who are you callin' busted, buster?
_________________________________

-(WHIMPERS)

-That's right.

_________________________________
-I'm talking to you, Sid Phillips.

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

We don't like bein' blown up, Sid,
_________________________________

or smashed or ripped apart.
_________________________________

-"We"?

-That's right! Your toys!

_________________________________
Mama!
_________________________________

Mama!
_________________________________

Mama! Mama!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(SQUEAKS)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Aaah! (GASPS)
_________________________________

Aaah!
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-Mama!
_________________________________

From now on, you must take
good care of your toys!
_________________________________

Because if you don't,
we'll find out, Sid.
_________________________________

We toys can see everything.
_________________________________

So play nice.

_________________________________

Aaah!
_________________________________

Ha-ha! We did it!
We did it! Ha-ha! Yes!
_________________________________

The toys!
The toys are alive!
_________________________________

N-Nice toy.
Aaah!
_________________________________

-(WHIMPERS)

-What's wrong, Sid?
_________________________________

-Don't you want to play with Sally?

-(SID SOBBING)
_________________________________

Nice work, fellows.
Good job.

_________________________________

Comin' out of the ground, what a touch.
That was a stroke of genius.

_________________________________

Woody.

_________________________________

-Thanks.

-(HORN HONKS)
_________________________________
ANDY'S MOM:

Everybody say, "Bye, house!"
_________________________________

-Woody! The van!

-ANDY: Bye, house.

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

We gotta run! Thanks, guys!
_________________________________

(CAR DOOR SLIDES CLOSED)
_________________________________

(IGNITION STARTING)
_________________________________

-Quick!

-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(ENGINE REVVING)

_________________________________
Just go. I'll catch up.

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(TRUCK APPROACHING)
_________________________________

BOTH: Aaah!
_________________________________

Come on!
_________________________________

(GROWLS)
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-You can do it, Woody!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS) I got it! Woo-hoo-hoo!
_________________________________

-(SCUD BARKING)

-I made it.

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Aaah! Get away,
you stupid dog! Down!
_________________________________

-Down! Aah! Aah!

-Hold on, Woody!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS) I can't do it.

_________________________________

-(CLOTH RIPPING)

-Take care of Andy for me!
_________________________________

-No!

-(YELPS)
_________________________________

-Buzz!

-(SNARLING)
_________________________________

(SNARLING, BARKING)
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-(SCUD BARKING)
_________________________________

-Ow!

-Are we there already?
_________________________________

-Woody?

-How did you...?
_________________________________

-How'd he get here?

-Where have you...?
_________________________________

-What happened?

-Ow!
_________________________________

-What's goin' on?

-What's he takin'?
_________________________________

Aha! There you are!
_________________________________

-Hey. What's he doing?

-(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

-Aah!

-He's at it again!
_________________________________

-(BARKS)

-(HORN BEEPING)
_________________________________

-(BARKING)

-(ENGINE REVVING)
_________________________________

Ha, ha, ha!
_________________________________

-Get him!

-Come on!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(BARKING)
_________________________________

-(ROARS)

-Ah, ah, no, no!
_________________________________

(BARKS)
_________________________________

(BARKS)
_________________________________

No, no, no, no! Wait!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
_________________________________

-(BARKS)

-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
_________________________________

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
(GROANS)
_________________________________

(BARKS, PANTS)
_________________________________

-Pig pile!

-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Aaah!
_________________________________

(HORN HONKING,
TIRES SCREECHING)
_________________________________

-(BARKING)

-(HORNS HONKING)
_________________________________

WOMAN: Get outta that car!

MAN: Move it!
_________________________________

Whew.

_________________________________

No! Please!
You don't understand!
_________________________________

Buzz is out there.
We gotta help him.

_________________________________

-No!

-Toss him overboard!
_________________________________

No, no, no!
Wait! Aah!
_________________________________

-Hooray!

-So long, Woody!
_________________________________

-(SIGHS)

-(HORN HONKING)

_________________________________
Aah!
_________________________________

Oh! Woody!
_________________________________

-Oh! Well, thanks for the ride.

-Look out!
_________________________________

Aaah!
_________________________________

-Now let's catch up to that truck.

-(BEEPS)
_________________________________

(CHATTERING, LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Guys! Guys! Woody's riding R.C.

_________________________________

-What?

-And Buzz is with him!
_________________________________

-(HORN BEEPING)

-It is Buzz!
_________________________________

Woody was telling the truth.

_________________________________

-What have we done?

-Great! Now I have guilt.

_________________________________

We're almost there!
_________________________________

Rocky, the ramp!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Look out!
_________________________________

Quick! Hold onto my tail!
_________________________________

-Attaboy, Slink!

-Oh! Woody!
_________________________________

Woody! Speed up!
_________________________________

-Speed up!

-The batteries!
_________________________________

They're runnin' out!
_________________________________
SLINKY:

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
_________________________________

Whoa! Aah!
_________________________________
TIMON AND PUMBAA:

Hakuna Matata
_________________________________

What a wonderful phrase
_________________________________

-(GIGGLES)

-Aaah!
_________________________________

-I can't hold on much longer.

-Slink! Hang on!
_________________________________

-Aaah!

-Ouch!
_________________________________

(MOURNING DOVE COOING)
_________________________________

Great!
_________________________________

Woody! The rocket!
_________________________________

The match! Yes!
_________________________________

Thank you, Sid!
_________________________________

(CAR APPROACHING)
_________________________________

No! No, no! No!
_________________________________

No! Oh, no!
_________________________________

No, no, no, no, no,
_________________________________

no!
_________________________________

(SOBS) No!
_________________________________

-Woody! What are you doing?

-Hold still, Buzz!
_________________________________

-Ha-ha! Ha-ha!

-You did it!
_________________________________

Next stop, Andy!
_________________________________

Wait a minute. I just lit a rocket.
Rockets explode!
_________________________________

(LIPS FLAPPING)
_________________________________

I should have held on longer.

_________________________________

Look! Look! It's Woody
and Buzz comin' up fast!
_________________________________

Woody!
_________________________________
REX: Aah! Take cover!

_________________________________

Aaah! This is the part
where we blow up!
_________________________________

Not today!
_________________________________

(FIREWORKS CRACKLING)
_________________________________

Aaah!
_________________________________

Hey, Buzz!
You're flyin'!
_________________________________

This isn't flying.
This is falling with style.

_________________________________
WOODY: Ha-ha-ha!

_________________________________

To infinity and beyond!
_________________________________

Uh, Buzz, we missed the truck.

_________________________________

We're not aiming for the truck.

_________________________________

(THUDDING)
_________________________________

Hey, wow!
_________________________________

-ANDY'S MOM: What? What is it?

-Woody! Buzz!
_________________________________

Oh, great, you found them.
Where were they?

_________________________________
-Here in the car!

-See?
_________________________________

Now, what'd I tell you?
Right where you left 'em.

_________________________________

(GIGGLES)
_________________________________

-Which one can I open first?

-Let's let Molly open one.

_________________________________
SERGEANT:
Frankincense, this is Myrrh.

_________________________________

Hey, heads up, everybody.
It's show time.

_________________________________

Whoa! It's time!
_________________________________

Ohh! Oh, Bo.
_________________________________

There's got to be a less painful way
to get my attention.

_________________________________

Merry Christmas, sheriff.

_________________________________

-Say, isn't that mistletoe?

-Mm-hmm.

_________________________________

-Ooh!

-(KISSING SOUNDS, BO GIGGLES)
_________________________________

Maybe Andy will get another dinosaur.
Like a leaf eater.

_________________________________

That way I could play the,
uh, dominant predator.

_________________________________

Quiet, everyone! Quiet!
_________________________________
SERGEANT: Molly's first present
is Mrs. Potato Head.

_________________________________

Repeat, a Mrs. Potato Head.
_________________________________

Way to go, Idaho!
_________________________________

Gee, I'd better shave.

_________________________________

-(RADIO WHINING)

-SERGEANT: Come in, Frankincense.
_________________________________

Andy is now opening
his first present.
_________________________________

-It's... (STATIC)

-Buzz. Buzz Lightyear,
_________________________________

-you are not worried, are you?

-SERGEANT: I can't quite...
_________________________________

-Me? No, no. Pfft.

-SERGEANT: Make out...
_________________________________

No. No, no, no, no. Mm-mm.

_________________________________
SERGEANT: A large box... It's-It's-It's...

_________________________________

-Are you?

-(CHUCKLES) Now, Buzz,
_________________________________

what could Andy possibly get
that is worse than you?
_________________________________
ANDY ON MONITOR:

Oh, what is it? What is it?
_________________________________

-(PUPPY BARKING)

-ANDY: Wow! A puppy!
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

_________________________________

(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

(WHOOSHING)
_________________________________

(ROCKET FIRING)
_________________________________

(ROCKET FIRING)
_________________________________

(HYDRAULICS WHOOSHING)
_________________________________

(BREATHING APPARATUS HISSING)
_________________________________

Buzz Lightyear mission log.

_________________________________

All signs point to this planet
as the location of Zurg's fortress,
_________________________________

but there seems to be no sign
of intelligent life anywhere.

_________________________________

(ELECTRONIC WHIRRING)
_________________________________

(ALL WHIRRING)
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-(LASER BUZZING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(ELECTRONIC WHIRRING)
_________________________________

-(ELECTRONIC BEEPING)

-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

-(BEEPING)

-(LAUGHING EVILLY)
_________________________________

Come to me, my prey.

_________________________________

(CONTINUES GASPING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(ELECTRONIC BUZZING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

To infinity and beyond!
_________________________________

(ELECTRONIC WHIRRING)
_________________________________

So, we meet again,
Buzz Lightyear, for the last time.

_________________________________

Not today, Zurg!
_________________________________

-(CRIES OUT)

-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
_________________________________

-No, no, no, no.

-Oh, you almost had him.

_________________________________

-I'm never gonna defeat Zurg!

-Sure, you will, Rex.

_________________________________

In fact, you're a better Buzz than I am.

_________________________________

But look at my little arms!
_________________________________

I can't press the "fire" button
and jump at the same time!
_________________________________

Where is it? Where is it?
_________________________________

-Woody?

-Huh? (GRUNTS)
_________________________________

-(CONTINUES GRUNTING)

-BOTH: Ooh.

_________________________________

Hang on, cowboy!
_________________________________

-Woody, are you all right?

-(GRUNTS) Oh. Yeah.

_________________________________

Yeah, I'm fine, Buzz. Okay. Here's your
list of things to do while I'm gone.

_________________________________

Batteries need to be changed.

_________________________________

Toys in the bottom of the chest
need to be rotated.

_________________________________

Oh, and make sure everyone
attends Mr. Spell's seminar
_________________________________

on what to do
if you or a part of you is swallowed.

_________________________________

Okay? Okay. Good. Okay.

_________________________________

Woody, you haven't found
your hat yet, have you?
_________________________________

No! And Andy's leaving
for cowboy camp any minute,
_________________________________

and I can't find it anywhere!
_________________________________

Don't worry, Woody.
In just a few hours,
_________________________________

you'll be sitting around a campfire with
Andy making delicious, hot "sch'moes."
_________________________________

-They're called s'mores, Buzz.

-Right. Right. Of course.

_________________________________

Has anyone found Woody's hat yet?
_________________________________
SERGEANT: Keep looking, men.

Dig deeper! Negatory. Still searching.

_________________________________

The lawn gnome next door says it's not
in the yard, but he'll keep lookin'.

_________________________________

(SHEEP BLEATING)
_________________________________

It's not in Molly's room.
We've looked everywhere.

_________________________________

-I found it.

-You found my hat?
_________________________________

Your hat? No.
The missus lost her earring.

_________________________________

-Oh, my little sweet potato!

-Oh, you found it!
_________________________________

Oh, it's so nice
_________________________________

to have a big, strong spud
around the house.

_________________________________

-Ooh! (GIGGLES)

-Oh, great. That's just great.

_________________________________

This'll be the first year I miss cowboy
camp, all because of my stupid hat!
_________________________________

-Woody, look under your boot.

-Don't be silly.
_________________________________
-My hat is not under my boot.

-Would you just look?
_________________________________

(GROANS) No hat.
Just the word "Andy."
_________________________________

Uh-huh. And the boy who wrote that
_________________________________

would take you to camp
with or without your hat.

_________________________________

I'm sorry, Bo.

_________________________________

It's just that I've been
lookin' forward to this all year.

_________________________________

It's my one time
with just me and Andy. (GASPS)
_________________________________

You're cute when you care.
_________________________________

-Bo, not in front of Buzz.

-(PURRS) Let him look.

_________________________________

-(SHEEP BLEATING)

-Miss Peep, your sheep!
_________________________________

-(WHISTLES)

-(REX SCREAMS, GRUNTS)
_________________________________

This is Al from Al's Toy Barn,
_________________________________

-and I'm sittin' on good deals.

-Whoa!
_________________________________

Ow! I think I'm feeling
a deal hatching right now.
_________________________________

Whoa! Let's see what we got. We got
boats for a buck, Beanies for a buck...
_________________________________

-Turn it off! Someone's gonna hear!

-Which one is off?
_________________________________

Buck, buck, buck!
And that's cheap, cheap, cheap!
_________________________________

So hurry on down...
_________________________________

For cryin' out loud, it's this one.

_________________________________

-I despise that chicken.

-Fellas! Fellas!
_________________________________

Okay, I got some good news,
and I got some bad news.

_________________________________

What news?
_________________________________

The good news is
I found your hat, Woody.

_________________________________

My hat! Slink, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

_________________________________

-Where'd you find it?

-Well, that's the bad news.

_________________________________

-(DOG BARKING)

-Oh, it's Buster!
_________________________________
SERGEANT: Canine alert!

Man your battle stations!
_________________________________

-Let's move, move, move!

-(BUSTER GROWLING)
_________________________________

-Woody! Hide! Quick!

-(WOODY GASPS)
_________________________________

(BARKING)
_________________________________

(CONTINUES BARKING)
_________________________________

(BEEPING ELECTRONICALLY)
_________________________________

(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

(CONTINUES BARKING)
_________________________________

(GROWLING)
_________________________________

(SNARLING)
_________________________________

(SPUTTERING) Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay! You found me!
_________________________________

Buster, all right. (GROANS)
_________________________________

Hey, how did he do, Hamm?
_________________________________

-Looks like a new record.

-Okay, boy. Sit.

_________________________________

-Reach for the sky.

-(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

-(YELPS)

-Gotcha!
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Great job, boy.

_________________________________

Who's gonna miss me
while I'm gone, huh?
_________________________________

Who's gonna miss me?
_________________________________

-(PANTING)

-Who's gonna miss me?
_________________________________
ANDY'S MOM:
Andy, you got all your stuff?

_________________________________

Have a good weekend, everybody.
I'll see you Sunday night.

_________________________________

It's in my room.

_________________________________

-(BARKING)

-Stick 'em up.

_________________________________

I guess we'll work on that later.

_________________________________

Hey, Woody.
Ready to go to cowboy camp?
_________________________________

Andy, honey, come on.
Five minutes, and we're leavin'.

_________________________________

Five minutes. Hmm.
_________________________________

Help, help! Somebody help me!
_________________________________

Let her go, evil Dr. Pork Chop!
_________________________________
ANDY: (EVIL VOICE) Never!

_________________________________

You must choose, Sheriff Woody.
How shall she die?
_________________________________

Shark, or death by monkeys?
(IMITATES MONKEY CHITTERING)
_________________________________

Choose!
_________________________________
ANDY: (IMITATING WOODY)

I choose Buzz Lightyear!
_________________________________

What? That's not a choice!
_________________________________
ANDY: (IMITATING BUZZ)

To infinity and beyond!
_________________________________

-I'll save you, Miss Peep.

-My hero. (IMITATES KISSING)
_________________________________
ANDY: (AS WOODY) Thanks, Buzz.
ANDY: (AS BUZZ) No problem, buddy.

_________________________________

You should never tangle
with the unstoppable duo
_________________________________

of Woody and Buzz Lightyear!
_________________________________

Oh, no.

_________________________________

Andy, let's go!
Molly's already in her car seat.

_________________________________

-But, Mom, Woody's arm ripped.

-Oh, no.

_________________________________

-Maybe we can fix him on the way.

-No, just leave him.

_________________________________

I'm sorry, honey,
but you know toys don't last forever.

_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

-What happened?

-Woody's been shelved.

_________________________________

(REX GASPS)
_________________________________

Andy!
_________________________________
SLINKY: Woody?

_________________________________
BO PEEP: Woody?

Honey, are you okay?
_________________________________
ANDY: Yee-haw! Ride 'em, cowboy!

(WHOOPS)
_________________________________

He's back?
Hey, everybody! Andy's back!
_________________________________

He's back early from cowboy camp!
_________________________________

-Places, everybody! Andy's coming!

-(ALL GASPING, CHATTERING)
_________________________________

Yeah!
_________________________________

(HUMMING LONE RANGER
THEME SONG)
_________________________________

Hey, Woody! Did you miss me?
_________________________________

Giddyap, giddyap, giddyap.
Ride 'em, cowboy!
_________________________________

Ohh. I forgot. You're broken.

_________________________________

I don't wanna play with you anymore.

_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

No, Andy! No. No, Andy! No!
_________________________________

(CHOKING)
Andy. Andy. (GARBLED)
_________________________________

(VOICE ECHOING) Bye, Woody.

_________________________________

No! No! Andy!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING, GASPING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS, COUGHS)
_________________________________

(COUGHING)
_________________________________

-(CONTINUES COUGHING)

-WOODY: Wheezy, is that you?
_________________________________

-Hey, Woody.

-What are you doing up here?
_________________________________

I thought Mom took you
to get your squeaker fixed months ago.

_________________________________

-Andy was so upset.

-Nah.

_________________________________

She just told him that
to calm him down
_________________________________

and then put me on the shelf.

_________________________________

-Why didn't you yell for help?

-Well, I tried squeakin'.

_________________________________

But I'm still broken.
No one could hear me. (WHEEZES)
_________________________________

(COUGHS) Besides, the dust
aggravates my condition.

_________________________________

(WHEEZES, COUGHS)
_________________________________

What's the point
in prolonging the inevitable?
_________________________________

We're all just one stitch away
from here to there.

_________________________________

Yard sale? Yard sale!
_________________________________

Yard sale! Guys, wake up, wake up!
There's a yard sale outside!
_________________________________

-Yard sale?

-Sarge, emergency roll call!
_________________________________

Sir, yes, sir! Red alert!
_________________________________

All civilians fall in position now!

Single file! Let's move, move, move!
_________________________________

-Hamm?

-Here.

_________________________________

-Potato Head, Mr. and Mrs.?

-BOTH: Here.

_________________________________

Troikas. Check,
check, check, check, check.

_________________________________

I hate yard sales!
_________________________________

(YELPS) Someone's coming!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Okay. Let's see what's up here.

_________________________________

(PUZZLE PIECES RATTLING)
_________________________________

Bye, Woody.
_________________________________

Wheezy! Think, think, Woody.
Think, think, think.

_________________________________

Ooh... (BLOWS RASPBERRY,
SPUTTERS, WHISTLES)
_________________________________

-(BARKING)

-Hey. Here, boy. Here, Buster!
_________________________________

Up here! No, no, no, no, no, no!
_________________________________

Okay, boy. To the yard sale! Hyah!
_________________________________
MR. POTATO HEAD:

What's goin' on? He's nuts.

_________________________________

His arm ain't that bad.

_________________________________

Don't do it, Woody! We love you!
_________________________________

-WOODY: Careful on the steps, now.

-(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(BUSTER PANTS)
_________________________________

(CHILD LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Okay, boy. Let's go.
And keep it casual.

_________________________________
WOODY: Not that casual.

_________________________________

(CHILD BABBLING)
_________________________________
HAMM: Piggy bank coming through,

coming through.

_________________________________
REX: Is he out there?
BUZZ: There he is.

_________________________________

-(WOODY GRUNTS)

-(MAN WHISTLING)
_________________________________
REX: He's getting in the box!

_________________________________
HAMM: He's sellin' himself

for 25 cents!
_________________________________

Woody, you're worth more than that.

_________________________________
BUZZ: Hold on. Hold on.

He's got something.

_________________________________

-It's Wheezy!

-ALL: Wheezy?
_________________________________

Hey, it's not suicide. It's a rescue.

_________________________________

-(WOODY GRUNTS)

-(WHEEZY SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

Good boy, Buster. Hold still.
There. There you go, pal.

_________________________________

-Bless you, Woody.

-All right, now.

_________________________________

Back to Andy's room. Hyah!
_________________________________

-(TOYS LAUGHING)

-BUZZ: Way to go, cowboy.

_________________________________

-SLINKY: Golly bob howdy!

-Woody, I'm slipping!
_________________________________

(YELLS, GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(CHILD LAUGHING)
Mommy... Mommy, look! Look at this!
_________________________________

-Mommy, look! It's a cowboy dolly!

-Hey, that's not her toy!
_________________________________
SLINKY: What's that little gal

think she's doin'?
_________________________________

Mommy, Mommy, can we get it?
Please? Mommy, please?
_________________________________

Oh, honey. You don't want
that toy. It's broken.

_________________________________
VOICE BOX:

There's a snake in my boot.
_________________________________

(MAN GASPING)
_________________________________

Original hand-painted face.
Natural-dyed, blanket-stitched vest!
_________________________________

Little rip. Fixable. Oh, if only you had
your hand-stitched, polyvinyl...

_________________________________

(GASPS, LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)
A hat! I found him!
_________________________________

I found him! I found him!
_________________________________

-(CONTINUES LAUGHING)

-ANDY'S MOM: Buster! Quiet down!
_________________________________

-Excuse me. Can I help you?

-Yes.

_________________________________

You can help take his paws off my pal.

_________________________________

I'll give you 50 cents for all this junk.

_________________________________

-Oh, now, how did this get down here?

-BUZZ: Hand her the sheriff.

_________________________________

Nice and easy.

_________________________________

-$5.

-I'm sorry. It's an old family toy.

_________________________________

-(GROANS)

-Now just walk away.

_________________________________

-Wait.

-The other way.

_________________________________

-I'll give you 50 bucks for it.

-50 bucks ain't bad.

_________________________________

-ANDY'S MOM: It's not for sale.

-Everything's for sale.

_________________________________

-Or trade. You like my watch?

-Sorry.

_________________________________

-He's safe. Way to go Andy's mom!

-She showed him!
_________________________________

-Molly, don't touch that, sweetie.

-(SPUTTERING, GROANING)
_________________________________
MR. POTATO HEAD:

Yeah. Go home, Mr. Fancy Car.

_________________________________
BUZZ: Hold on.
HAMM: What's up?

_________________________________
REX: What is it, Buzz?

_________________________________

-(CRASH)

-TOYS: What's happening?
_________________________________

What's he doing?
_________________________________

I can't watch!
Can someone cover my eyes?
_________________________________
BUZZ: He's stealin' Woody!
REX: What? He can't take Woody.

_________________________________

It's illegal.

_________________________________

-Where's he going?

-Do something.

_________________________________
BO PEEP: Buzz!

_________________________________

-(GASPING)

-MR. POTATO HEAD: Get him, Buzz.

_________________________________

Where's the red jacket?
_________________________________

(GASPING, GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(ENGINE REVVING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(CRIES OUT, GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Why would someone steal Woody?
_________________________________

(GASPING, GRUNTING)
_________________________________

All right.
Let's review this one more time.

_________________________________

At precisely 8:32-ish,
_________________________________

Exhibit A, Woody, was kidnapped.

_________________________________

Exhibit B,
a composite sketch of the kidnapper.

_________________________________

-He didn't have a beard like that.

-Fine. Etch, give him a shave.

_________________________________
SLINKY: The kidnapper

was bigger than that.

_________________________________

-Oh, picky, picky, picky.

-Let's just go straight to Exhibit F.

_________________________________

The kidnapper's vehicle.

_________________________________

Now, the vehicle fled the scene
in this direction.

_________________________________

Your eyes are in backwards.
It went the other way.

_________________________________

Hey. Put a cork in it.

_________________________________

-How do you spell FBI?

-My crime scene!
_________________________________

Oh, why don't you watch
where you're going, Godspilla?
_________________________________

-I didn't know there was a crime scene.

-Excuse me. Excuse me.

_________________________________

-A little quiet, please. Thank you.

-Huh?
_________________________________
MR. SPELL: Lazy toy brain.

_________________________________

-Lousy try, Brian.

-What are you doing, Buzz?
_________________________________

It's some sort of message
encoded on that vehicle's I.D. tag.

_________________________________

-Liz try bran.

-It's just a license plate.

_________________________________

-It's just a jumble of letters.

-Yeah, and there are about
_________________________________

3.5 million registered cars
in the tri-county area alone.

_________________________________
-Lou's thigh burn.

-(BUZZ GROANING)
_________________________________

Oh, this can't help.
Let's leave Buzz to play with his toys.

_________________________________

Toy. Toy. Toy. Hold on!
_________________________________

(MR. SPELL BEEPING
ELECTRONICALLY)
_________________________________

-Al's Toy Barn.

-Al's Toy Barn!
_________________________________

Etch, draw that man in a chicken suit.

_________________________________

-(ALL GASPING)

-It's the chicken man!
_________________________________
BUZZ: That's our guy.

_________________________________

I knew there was something
I didn't like about that chicken.

_________________________________

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll be right there.

_________________________________

And we're gonna do this commercial
in one take, do you hear me,
_________________________________

because I am in the middle
of something really important.

_________________________________

-(PHONE BEEPS OFF)

-(CHUCKLING MANIACALLY)
_________________________________

You, my little cowboy friend,
_________________________________

are gonna make me
big buck, buck, bucks.

_________________________________

(GASPING, STRAINING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(GASPING, GRUNTING)
_________________________________

-(SIREN BLARING)

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

Andy!
_________________________________

I can't believe I have to drive
all the way to work on a Saturday.

_________________________________

All the way to work!
_________________________________

(HORNS HONKING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

What? Whoa!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Hey! Stop! Horsey, stop! Stop! Sit, boy!
_________________________________

Stop it!
(SCREAMS) Sit, I said!
_________________________________

Whoa! Whoa. (GRUNTS)
_________________________________

-Yee-haw!

-(CRIES OUT)
_________________________________

It's you! It's you!
It's you! It's you! It's you!
_________________________________

-It's really you!

-What's me?
_________________________________

Whoo-whee!
_________________________________
VOICE BOX:

There's a snake in my boot.
_________________________________

-Ha! It is you!

-Please stop saying that.

_________________________________

Prospector said someday you'd come.

_________________________________

Sweet mother of Abraham Lincoln!
_________________________________

The Prospector!
He'll wanna meet ya! (WHISTLES)
_________________________________

Say "hello" to the Prospector!
_________________________________

-It... It's a box.

-He's mint in the box.

_________________________________

Never been opened.

_________________________________
PETE: Turn me around, Bullseye,

so I can see.

_________________________________

Why, the prodigal son has returned.

_________________________________

Yee-haw!
_________________________________

It's you! It's you!
_________________________________

You're here! It's you! It's you! It's you!
_________________________________

Okay. I'm officially freaked-out now.

_________________________________

Oh, we've waited countless years
for this day.

_________________________________

-It's good to see you, Woody.

-Listen. I don't know...

_________________________________

-Hey, how do you know my name?

-Everyone knows your name, Wood-y.

_________________________________

Why, you don't know
who you are, do you? Bullseye?

_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________

That's me.

_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

Wow.

_________________________________

Holy cow.

_________________________________

(WESTERN-STYLE THEME SONG
PLAYS)
_________________________________

ANNOUNCER: Cowboy Crunchies,
_________________________________

the cereal that's sugar-frosted
and dipped in chocolate,
_________________________________

proudly presents...
_________________________________

Woody's Roundup
Come on, it's time to play

_________________________________
There's Jessie
the yodeling cowgirl
_________________________________

Yodel-ay-hee-hoo
_________________________________

-(CHORUS YODELING)

-Look it! That's me!
_________________________________

Bullseye, he's Woody's horse
_________________________________

He's a smart one

_________________________________
Pete the old Prospector
_________________________________

Has anyone seen my pick?
_________________________________

And the man himself
Of course, it's time for Sheriff Woody

_________________________________
He's the very best

_________________________________
He's the rootin'-est
tootin'-est cowboy
_________________________________

In the wild, wild west
_________________________________

Woody's Roundup
_________________________________

I can't find it! It doesn't seem
to be on any of these stations.

_________________________________

-Keep looking.

-You're going too slow.

_________________________________

Let me take the wheel.

_________________________________

-(JUMBLED AUDIO)

-REX: It's too fast.

_________________________________

-How can you even tell what's on?

-I can tell.

_________________________________

-(AL SQUAWKS)

-ALL: Stop! Back, back, back!
_________________________________

Too late. I'm in the 40s.
Got to go 'round the horn. It's faster.

_________________________________

-ALL: Back, back! Stop!

-And look for the giant chicken!

_________________________________
Now, Etch!
_________________________________

That's where I need to go.

_________________________________

You can't go, Buzz.
You'll never make it there.

_________________________________

Woody once risked his life to save me.

_________________________________

I couldn't call myself his friend

if I weren't willing to do the same.

_________________________________

So who's with me?
_________________________________

I'm packing you an extra pair of shoes

and your angry eyes just in case.

_________________________________

This is for Woody when you find him.

_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT) All right,
_________________________________

but I don't think it'll mean
the same coming from me.

_________________________________

Mr. Buzz Lightyear,
you just gotta save my pal Woody.

_________________________________

-(COUGHING, WHEEZING)

-I'll do my best, son.

_________________________________

Okay, fellas. Let's roll.
_________________________________

Geronimo!
_________________________________

You'd think with
all my video game experience,
_________________________________

I'd be feeling more prepared.

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

The idea is to let go.

_________________________________

We'll be back before Andy gets home.

_________________________________

Don't talk to any toy you don't know!
_________________________________

To Al's Toy Barn and beyond!
_________________________________
TV JESSIE: They don't call this

_________________________________

the old abandoned mine
for nothin', Prospector.
_________________________________

I reckon we oughta get outta here.

_________________________________
TV PETE: Where's my gold?
Hold on. I'll light me a candle.

_________________________________
This sure is a fast-burnin' wick.
_________________________________

Blast us to smithereens!
That there's dynamite!
_________________________________

-Holy tarnation.

-I'll call for help.
_________________________________

Yodel-ay-hee-hoo
_________________________________

Hey, critters, go get Sheriff Woody.
Now scurry!
_________________________________
TV WOODY: Good job, Bullseye.

_________________________________

I reckon the new schoolhouse
is finally done.
_________________________________

-(CRITTERS CHITTERING)

-What's that?
_________________________________

Jessie and Prospector are trapped
in the old abandoned mine,
_________________________________

and Prospector just lit a stick
of dynamite thinkin' it was a candle,
_________________________________

and now they're about
to be blown to smithereens?
_________________________________

RABBIT: Mmm-hmm.
_________________________________

Ride like the wind, Bullseye!
_________________________________

You're fannin' the flames, Jessie!

It takes brains to put out that fire.
_________________________________

Yow! My biscuits are burnin'!
_________________________________

ANNOUNCER: Will Woody
and Bullseye land to safety?
_________________________________

Can they reach Jessie
and Stinky Pete in time?
_________________________________

Tune in next week for the exciting
conclusion, "Woody's Finest Hour."
_________________________________

All right! All right! Next tape!
_________________________________

Hey, wait.
What happened? What happens next?
_________________________________

-Come on! Let's see the next episode!

-PETE: That's it.

_________________________________

-What?

-The show was canceled after that.

_________________________________

Wait. What about the gold mine and
the cute little critters and the dynamite?
_________________________________

That was a great show!
I mean, why cancel it?
_________________________________

Two words, Sput-nik.

_________________________________

Once the astronauts went up, children
only wanted to play with space toys.

_________________________________

I know how that feels.
But, still, my own show.

_________________________________

-I mean, look at all this stuff!

-JESSIE: Didn't you know?
_________________________________

Why, you're valuable property!
_________________________________

I wish the guys could see this.

Hey-howdy-hey. That's me.

_________________________________

I'm on a yo-yo. (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Oh, hey. Nice teeth.
And yet still a good-lookin' guy.

_________________________________

Oh, it's a bank! Cool.

_________________________________

What do you do?
You push the hat, and out...

_________________________________

Oh, out come bubbles. Clever.

_________________________________

Oh, wow. Hey, what's this thing do?
_________________________________

(LAUGHING) I get it.

_________________________________

"There's a snake in my boot."
_________________________________

Oh, hey, Bullseye.
Go long! Go long! Whoo!
_________________________________

-(DISTORTED INSTRUMENTAL)

-A record player!
_________________________________

I haven't seen one of these in ages.

_________________________________

(FAST-SPEED YODELING)
_________________________________

-(SINGING SLOWS)

-Okay, now. Slow.

_________________________________

-(EXTRA-SLOW SINGING)

-Oh, that's funny, Bullseye.

_________________________________

Hop on, cowgirl! Think fast!
_________________________________
JESSIE: (GASPS) Oh.

_________________________________

Not bad.

_________________________________

It's time for Woody's Roundup

_________________________________
-Whee!

-He's the very best
_________________________________

(FAST-SPEED) He's the rootin'-est
tootin'-est cowboy...
_________________________________

Look at us! We're a complete set!
_________________________________

-Now it's on to the museum.

-Museum?
_________________________________

-(RECORD SCRATCHING)

-(JESSIE SCREAMING)
_________________________________

-What museum?

-PETE: THE museum.

_________________________________

We're being sold
to the Konishi Toy Museum in Tokyo.

_________________________________

-That's in Japan!

-Japan?
_________________________________

No, no, no, no, no. I can't go to Japan.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) What do you mean?
_________________________________

I got to get back home to
my owner, Andy. Hey, look, look. See?

_________________________________
-(GASPS) He still has an owner.

-Oh, my goodness.

_________________________________

(HYPERVENTILATING) No. Can't go.

_________________________________

I can't do storage again. I just can't!
_________________________________

-Jessie. Jessie.

-I won't go back in the dark!
_________________________________

What's the matter?
What's wrong with her?
_________________________________

Well, we've been in storage
for a long time
_________________________________

waiting for you.

_________________________________

-Why me?

-The museum's
_________________________________

only interested in the collection
if you're in it, Woody.

_________________________________

Without you, we go back into storage.

_________________________________

-It's that simple.

-It's not fair!
_________________________________

How can you do this to us?
_________________________________

Hey, look. I'm sorry,
but this is all a big mistake.

_________________________________

-You see, I was in this yard sale...

-Yard sale?
_________________________________

Why were you in a yard sale
if you have an owner?
_________________________________

Well, I wasn't supposed to be there.

I was trying to save another toy when...

_________________________________

Was it because you're damaged?
Hmm? Did this Andy break you?
_________________________________

Yeah, but... No, no, no, no, no!
It was... It was an accident.

_________________________________

-I mean...

-Sounds like he really loves you.

_________________________________

It's not like that, okay?
And I'm not going to any museum!
_________________________________

-Well, I'm not going back into storage!

-(DOOR OPENING)
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-PETE: Al's coming!
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-Go! Go on, Jessie.

_________________________________

-Oh...

-Jessie, look at me.

_________________________________

I promise you'll come out of the box.
Now go! Go!
_________________________________

(AL HUMMING)
_________________________________

It's show time!
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Oh, money, baby.
Money, money, money.

_________________________________

(LAUGHS EVILLY)
_________________________________

And now
_________________________________

the main attraction.

_________________________________

(RESUMES HUMMING)
_________________________________

(GASPS, SCREAMS)
_________________________________

No! His arm! Where's his arm?
_________________________________

Oh... No. No, no, no, no!
_________________________________

What am I gonna do? I know. I know.
_________________________________

(MUTTERING) Come on! Come on!
Come on! Pick up the phone!
_________________________________

-MAN: Hello?

-It's me. It's Al.

_________________________________

I got an emergency.

_________________________________

-I'm busy.

-Yes, we're all busy.

_________________________________

-Look. It has to be tonight.

-(MAN RESPONDS, INDISTINCT)
_________________________________

All right. All right.
But first thing in the morning.

_________________________________

(SCREAMS) It's gone! I can't believe it!
_________________________________

-My arm is completely gone!

-All right. Come here. Let me see that.

_________________________________

-(GASPING)

-Oh, it's just a popped seam,
_________________________________

easily repaired.

_________________________________

-You should consider yourself lucky.

-Lucky?
_________________________________

Are you shrink-wrapped?
I am missing my arm!
_________________________________

Big deal.

_________________________________

Let him go. I'm sure his precious Andy
_________________________________

is dying to play with
a one-armed cowboy doll.

_________________________________

Why, Jessie, you know he wouldn't last
an hour on the streets in his condition.

_________________________________

It's a dangerous world
out there for a toy.

_________________________________

(OWL HOOTING)
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

All right.
Nobody look till I get my cork back in.

_________________________________

Good work, men. Two blocks down
and only 19 more to go.

_________________________________

-What?

-ALL: Nineteen?
_________________________________

Are we gonna do this all night?
My parts are killing me.

_________________________________

Come on, fellas.

_________________________________

Did Woody give up when Sid
had me strapped to a rocket?

_________________________________
-ALL: No.

-No.

_________________________________

And did he give up when you threw him
out of the back of that moving van?
_________________________________

-Oh, you had to bring that up.

-No, he didn't!
_________________________________

We have a friend in need, and we will
not rest until he's safe in Andy's room!
_________________________________

-(STAR-SPANGLED PLAYING)

-Now let's move out!
_________________________________

ANNOUNCER: And that concludes
our broadcast day.
_________________________________

(STATIC)
_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________

(SNORTING)
_________________________________

(CRUNCHING)
_________________________________

-(CRUNCHING)

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

Bullseye. Bullseye, go, go, go, go.

_________________________________

Come on. You don't wanna
help me. I'm the bad guy.

_________________________________

You're gonna go back in storage
because of me, remember? Just go.

_________________________________

Bullseye... (SPUTTERING)
All right. All right.

_________________________________

But you have got
to keep quiet. Come on.

_________________________________

Over here. Attaboy.

_________________________________

Okay, Bullseye. Upsy-daisy.

_________________________________

(CONTINUES SNORING)
_________________________________

(MUFFLED GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

Psst. Bullseye. Cut it out.

_________________________________

Stop it. Psst.
Stop it, Bullseye. Stop it. Stop it.

_________________________________

Stop it.

_________________________________

(STOMACH RUMBLING)
_________________________________

-(BURPING)

-(GROANING)
_________________________________

(GAGGING)
_________________________________

(EXHALING)
_________________________________

(SNORTING)
_________________________________

-Phew.

-(REMOTE CLICKS)
_________________________________

Woody's Roundup
Come on, it's time to play
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

No, Officer! I swear.
(MUTTERING) What? (GASPS)
_________________________________

(GASPING, MUTTERING)
_________________________________

Uh... Oh.

_________________________________

Get in there.
There you go. Cheap case.

_________________________________

-Where is the remote?

-(THEME SONG CONTINUES)

_________________________________
Where is the remote?
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Why don't I put it in the same place
every... Oh, here it is.

_________________________________

(YAWNING)
_________________________________

(MUTTERING)
_________________________________

(DOOR CLOSING)
_________________________________

What is your problem? Look, I'm sorry
I can't help you guys out.

_________________________________

Really, I am. But you didn't have
to go and pull a stunt like that.

_________________________________

What? You think I did that?
_________________________________

Oh, right, right.
The TV just happened to turn on,
_________________________________

and the remote magically ended up
in front of you!
_________________________________

-You calling me a liar?

-Well, if the boot fits...

_________________________________

Say that again.

_________________________________

(ENUNCIATING) If the boot fits.
_________________________________

Okay, cowboy.

_________________________________

-Yah!
-(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

How do you like that?
Take it back! Take it back!
_________________________________

Don't think just 'cause you're a girl,
I'm gonna take it easy on you.

_________________________________

-(SCREAMS)

-Jessie, Woody, you stop this at once.

_________________________________

-(CRIES OUT)

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

I don't know
how that television turned on,
_________________________________

but fighting about it
isn't helping anything.

_________________________________
-If I had both my arms...

-The fact is, you don't, Woody,
_________________________________

so I suggest
you just wait until morning.

_________________________________

-The cleaner will come, fix your arm...

-And then I'm outta here!
_________________________________

Oh, no, no.
Bullseye, don't take it that way.

_________________________________

-It's just that Andy...

-Andy, Andy, Andy.

_________________________________

That's all he ever talks about.

_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Hey, Buzz, can we slow down?
_________________________________

May I remind you that some of us are
carrying over $6 in change?

_________________________________
Losing health units. Must rest.

_________________________________

Is everyone present and accounted for?
_________________________________

Not quite everyone.

_________________________________

-Who's behind?

-Mine.

_________________________________

Hey, guys.
Why do the toys cross the road?
_________________________________

-Not now, Hamm.

-Oh, I love riddles. Why?
_________________________________

To get to the chicken
on the other side! (LAUGHS)
_________________________________

-(ALL WHOOPING)

-REX: The chicken!
_________________________________

-Oh, well. We tried.

-We'll have to cross.

_________________________________

-(ALL GASPING)

-What the...

_________________________________

You're not turning me
into a mashed potato.

_________________________________

I may not be a smart dog,
but I know what roadkill is.

_________________________________

There must be a safe way.

_________________________________
BUZZ: Okay.

Here's our chance. Ready. Set. Go.

_________________________________

(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

Drop!
_________________________________

-(AIR HISSING)

-(HORNS HONKING)

_________________________________
BUZZ: Go!
_________________________________
BUZZ: Drop! I said "drop"!

_________________________________

(HORNS HONKING)
_________________________________
BUZZ: Go!

_________________________________

(MUMBLING)
_________________________________
BUZZ: Drop.

_________________________________

(HORN HONKING, TIRES SQUEALING)
_________________________________
BUZZ: Go.

_________________________________

That went well.

_________________________________

(HORNS HONKING)
_________________________________

Good job, troops.
We're that much closer to Woody.

_________________________________

(HONKING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

(RINGING)
_________________________________

Oh, thank goodness you're here.

_________________________________

Is the specimen ready for cleaning?
_________________________________

So, how long is this gonna take?
_________________________________

You can't rush art.

_________________________________

(MOOING)
_________________________________

(WHEELS SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
SLINKY: Oh, no. It's closed.

_________________________________

We're not preschool toys, Slinky.
We can read.

_________________________________

-(DOORS MOOING)

-MAN: Hey, Joe, you're late.

_________________________________

We've got a ton of toys to unload.

_________________________________

All right. All right.
I'm comin'. I'm comin'.

_________________________________

All right. Let's go.

_________________________________
REX: But the sign says it's closed.

_________________________________

No, no, no, no. All together. Now!
_________________________________

-(ALL GRUNTING)

-(DOORS MOOING)
_________________________________

(GIGGLING)
_________________________________

Whoa, Nelly! How are we going
to find Woody in this place?
_________________________________

Look for Al. We find Al,
we find Woody. Now move out!
_________________________________

-Woody?

-Woody.

_________________________________

(MOTOR PUMPING)
_________________________________

(AIR HISSING)
_________________________________

There you go. (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

He's for display only.

_________________________________

You handle him too much,
he's not gonna last.

_________________________________

It's amazing. You're a genius.
He's just like new.

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Wow.

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(WHISTLES) I could use one of those.
_________________________________

You know, they make it so you can't
defeat Zurg unless you buy this book.

_________________________________

It's extortion. That's what it is.

_________________________________

Hey, I always thought
the golden sector was the only...

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
HAMM: I thought

we could search in style.

_________________________________

Nice going there, Hamm. So how about
letting a toy with fingers drive?
_________________________________

Am I really that fat?
_________________________________

(WHISTLES)
_________________________________

-(GRUNTING)

-Ow!
_________________________________

-What are you doing?

-You're in direct violation
_________________________________

of Code 6404.5,
_________________________________

stating all Space Rangers
are to be in hyper-sleep
_________________________________

until awakened
by authorized personnel.

_________________________________

-Oh, no.
-(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

You're breakin' ranks, Ranger.

_________________________________

Buzz Lightyear to Star Command.

_________________________________

-I've got an AWOL Space Ranger.

-Tell me I wasn't this deluded.

_________________________________

No back talk!
I have a laser, and I will use it.

_________________________________

-Mean the laser that's a light bulb?

-(LASER HUMMING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Has your mind been melded?
You could've killed me, Space Ranger.

_________________________________

Or should I say "traitor"?
_________________________________

-I don't have time for this.

-Halt!
_________________________________

I order you to halt!
_________________________________

(BOTH GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Listen to me. Listen. Wait.

_________________________________

-We've been down this aisle already.

-We've never been down this aisle.

_________________________________

-It's pink.

-Face it. We're lost.

_________________________________

-HAMM: Back it up. Back it up.

-(ALL GIGGLING)
_________________________________

(BEACH MUSIC PLAYS)
_________________________________

What a great party!
_________________________________

How low can you go?
How low can you go?
_________________________________

(GIGGLING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

Excuse me, ladies.

_________________________________

Does anyone know where we might
find the Al of Al's Toy Barn?
_________________________________

I can help.

_________________________________

I'm Tour Guide Barbie.

_________________________________

Please keep your hands, arms
and accessories inside the car,
_________________________________

and no flash photography.

_________________________________

-Thank you.

-I'm a married spud.

_________________________________

-I'm a married spud.

-Then make room for the single fellas.

_________________________________
BARBIE: To our right is the Hot Wheels

aisle. Developed in 1967,
_________________________________

the original series had 16 cars,
including the Corvette.

_________________________________

I beg your pardon, ma'am,
but where's Al's office?
_________________________________

Please hold all questions
until the end of the tour. Thank you.

_________________________________

It says how you defeat Zurg! Look!
_________________________________

-Excuse me, sir.

-Get this outta here, geekosaur.

_________________________________

-SLINKY: Look out!

-Stop, stop, stop!
_________________________________

(ALL YELLING)
_________________________________

-(REX WHIMPERING)

-HAMM: Turn into the spin, Barbie!
_________________________________

(SCREAMS) My source of power!
_________________________________

No! Come back!
(YELLS) Hey!
_________________________________

Wait up! Hey! Come on! Slow down!
_________________________________

Dinosaur overboard!
Slow down! (CRIES OUT)

_________________________________
Remain seated, please.

_________________________________

(RECITES IN SPANISH)
_________________________________

Ow! Listen to me. Listen to me.
You're not really a Space Ranger.

_________________________________

You're a toy.
We're all toys. Do you hear me?
_________________________________

Well, that should hold you
till the court martial.

_________________________________

Let me go! You don't realize
what you're doing!
_________________________________

And this is the Buzz Lightyear aisle.

_________________________________

In 1995, shortsighted retailers did not
order enough dolls to meet demand.

_________________________________

-Hey, Buzz!

-Halt! Who goes there?
_________________________________

Quit clownin' around
and get in the car!
_________________________________

Buzz, Buzz, I know how to defeat Zurg!
_________________________________

-You do?

-Come on. I'll tell you on the way.

_________________________________

No, no, guys! You've got the wrong
Buzz! You've got the wrong Buzz!
_________________________________

Say, where'd you get
the cool belt, Buzz?
_________________________________

Well, slotted pig,
they're standard issue.

_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

(FLASH POPPING)
_________________________________

(AL CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

-It's like printing my own money.

-(PHONE RINGING)
_________________________________
-Yeah? What?

-(MAN SPEAKING, INDISTINCT)
_________________________________

Oh, oh. Mr. Konishi.
Yes, I have the pictures right here.

_________________________________

In fact, I'm in the car right now on
my way to the office to fax them to you.

_________________________________

I'm going through a tunnel!
I'm breakin' up!
_________________________________

Oh, wow! Will you look at me?
It's like I'm fresh out of the box!
_________________________________

Look at this stitching! Andy's gonna
have a hard time rippin' this! Hello!
_________________________________

Hi! Hello!
_________________________________

Great. Now you can go.

_________________________________

Well, what a good idea.

_________________________________
PETE: Woody, don't be mad at Jessie.

_________________________________

She's been through
more than you know.

_________________________________

Why not make amends
before you leave, huh?
_________________________________

It's the least you can do.

_________________________________

(GROANS) All right.
But I don't know what good it'll do.

_________________________________

Hey. Whatcha doin' way up here?
_________________________________

Thought I'd get one last look at the
sun before I get packed away again.

_________________________________

Look, Jessie.
I know you hate me for leaving,

_________________________________
but I have to go back.

_________________________________

I'm still Andy's toy.

_________________________________

Well, if you knew him,
you'd understand. Andy's a real...

_________________________________

Let me guess.
Andy's a real special kid.

_________________________________

And to him, you're his buddy,
his best friend.

_________________________________

And when Andy plays with you,
it's like even though you're not moving,
_________________________________

you feel like you're alive,
because that's how he sees you.

_________________________________

How did you know that?
_________________________________

Because Emily was just the same.

_________________________________

She was my whole world.

_________________________________

WOMAN: When somebody loved me

_________________________________
Everything was beautiful

_________________________________
Every hour we spent together

_________________________________
Lives within my heart

_________________________________
And when she was sad

_________________________________
I was there to dry her tears

_________________________________
And when she was happy, so was I
_________________________________

When she loved me
_________________________________

Through the Summer and the Fall
_________________________________

We had each other
That was all
_________________________________

Just she and I together
_________________________________

Like it was meant to be
_________________________________

And when she was lonely
_________________________________

I was there to comfort her
_________________________________

And I knew that
_________________________________

She loved me
_________________________________

(BOTH GIGGLING)
_________________________________

So the years went by
_________________________________

I stayed the same
_________________________________

But she began to drift away
_________________________________

I was left alone
_________________________________

Still I waited for the day
_________________________________

When she'd say
_________________________________

I will always love you
_________________________________

Lonely and forgotten
_________________________________

I never thought she'd look my way
_________________________________

She smiled at me and held me
_________________________________

Just like she used to do
_________________________________

Like she loved me
_________________________________

When she loved me
_________________________________

When somebody loved me
_________________________________

Everything was beautiful
_________________________________

Every hour we spent together
_________________________________

Lives within my heart
_________________________________

When she loved me
_________________________________

You never forget kids
like Emily or Andy.

_________________________________

(WHISPERING) But they forget you.

_________________________________

-Jessie, I didn't know.

-Just go.

_________________________________

How long will it last, Woody?
Do you really think
_________________________________

Andy is gonna take you to college
or on his honeymoon?
_________________________________

Andy's growing up,
and there's nothing you can do about it.

_________________________________

It's your choice, Woody.

_________________________________

You can go back, or you can stay
with us and last forever.

_________________________________

You'll be adored
by children for generations.

_________________________________

Who am I to break up
the Roundup gang?
_________________________________

-Hey, Woody, are you in here?

-Nah. This one's empty too.

_________________________________

-Woody! Woody!

-Woody!
_________________________________

Pardon me, gentlemen,
_________________________________

but have either of you seen
a cowboy doll with a bad arm?
_________________________________

-Why, no, I haven't.

-Hey! He was talkin' to me!
_________________________________

-No! He was talkin' to me!

-Why, you...

_________________________________

-(BOTH GRUNTING)

-You see, all along,
_________________________________

we thought the way into Zurg's fortress
was through the main gate,
_________________________________

but in fact the secret entrance is
to the left, hidden in the shadows.

_________________________________

-To the left in the shadows. Got it.

-(AL SPEAKING JAPANESE)

_________________________________
-Someone's coming.

-Everyone, take cover.

_________________________________

It was a big pile-up, but I don't want
to bore you with the details.

_________________________________

Yes. Now, let me confirm
your fax number.

_________________________________

-MAN: 011...

-011. Wait.

_________________________________

That's a lot of numbers. No. I got it.

_________________________________

-It's him.

-The chicken man.

_________________________________

Funny, he doesn't look like poultry.

_________________________________
SLINKY: That's the kidnapper, all right.

_________________________________

A kidnapper!
An agent of Zurg if I ever saw one.

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

And the piece de resistance!
_________________________________

I promise the collection will be
the crown jewel of your museum.

_________________________________

-It's Woody!

-Now that I have your attention,
_________________________________

imagine we added
another zero to the price, huh?
_________________________________

(MAN SPEAKING, INDISTINCT)
_________________________________

-I'll pay anything you want.

-Yes! Yes!
_________________________________

You got a deal!
I'll be on the next flight to Japan!
_________________________________

Quick.
Into the poultry man's cargo unit.

_________________________________

He'll lead us to Zurg.
Move, move, move!
_________________________________

(SPUTTERING)
Don't touch my moustache!
_________________________________

(SCATTING HAPPILY)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(AL SPEAKING, INDISTINCT)
_________________________________

Rich, rich, rich, rich!
_________________________________

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-(HUMMING HAPPILY)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(CONTINUES HUMMING)
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(DOORS MOOING)
_________________________________

(RADAR BUZZING)
_________________________________

(GROWLS) Destroy Buzz Lightyear.

_________________________________

Destroy Buzz Lightyear.
Destroy Buzz Lightyear.

_________________________________

-REX: Augh! He didn't take the bag!

-No time to lose!

_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

He's ascending
in the vertical transporter.

_________________________________

All right, everyone. Hang on.
We're gonna blast through the roof.

_________________________________

-Uh, Buzz?

-To infinity and beyond!
_________________________________

What are you? Insane? We're
wasting time. Stand still, Godzilla.

_________________________________

-(GRUNTING)

-I don't understand.

_________________________________

Somehow my fuel cells have gone dry.

_________________________________

-(SCREAMS)

-(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

(LASER BUZZING)
_________________________________

(LASER STOPS)
_________________________________

-(BELL DINGS)

-Blast. He's on level 23.

_________________________________

How are we gonna get up there?
_________________________________

Maybe if we find some balloons,
we could float to the top.

_________________________________

Are you kidding?
I say we stack ourselves up,
_________________________________

push the intercom
and pretend we're delivering a pizza.

_________________________________

How about a ham sandwich
with fries and a hot dog?

_________________________________
What about me?
_________________________________

You can be the toy
that comes with the meal.

_________________________________

Troops! Over here. (GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Just like you said, lizard man.
"In the shadows to the left."
_________________________________

Okay. Let's move!
_________________________________

Mission log. Have infiltrated
enemy territory without detection
_________________________________

and are making our way
through the bowels of Zurg's fortress.

_________________________________

You know, I think that Buzz aisle
went to his head.

_________________________________
SLINKY: Oh, no. Which way do we go?

_________________________________

This way!
_________________________________
MR. POTATO HEAD:

What makes you so sure?
_________________________________

-I'm Buzz Lightyear. I'm always sure.

-(MOTOR WHIRRING)
_________________________________

We've been detected. The walls!
They're closing in! Quick!
_________________________________

Help me prop up vegetable man,
or we're done for.

_________________________________

Hey! Put me down, you moron!
_________________________________

Guys, look! It's not the walls!
It's the elevator!
_________________________________

Come on. We've got no time to lose.
Everyone, grab hold!
_________________________________
HAMM: What?
SLINKY: Huh?

_________________________________

Uh, Buzz,
why not just take the elevator?
_________________________________

They'll be expecting that.

_________________________________
REX: Hey, Buzz! Stop!

_________________________________

Slow down!
_________________________________

To overnight six packages
to Japan is how much?
_________________________________

-(WOMAN SPEAKING, INDISTINCT)

-That's in yen, right?
_________________________________

Dollars? (GROANS)
You are deliberately taking advantage
_________________________________

of people in a hurry, you know that?
_________________________________

All right. (SPUTTERING)
I'll do it! All right. Fine.

_________________________________

I'll have the stuff in the lobby,
and you'd better be here in 15 minutes,
_________________________________

because I have a plane
to catch, do you hear me?
_________________________________

-(DOOR CLOSING)

-Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________

We're finally going.
Can you believe it?
_________________________________

(LAUGHS) That's custom-fitted
_________________________________

foam insulation
you'll be riding in, Bullseye.

_________________________________

First class all the way!
_________________________________

You know what?
I'm actually excited about this.

_________________________________

I mean it. I really am!
_________________________________

-And why shouldn't you be?

-Yee-haw!
_________________________________

-Whoa!

-Swing your partner do-si-do

_________________________________
-Look at you, dancing cowboy!

-Look! I'm doin' the box step!
_________________________________

(PETE LAUGHS)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Uh-oh. Hey, heads up down there!
_________________________________

-Whoa! Pork bellies are fallin'.

-Hey, how much farther, Buzz?
_________________________________

(GRUNTING) Halfway there.

_________________________________

(GROANING)
My arms can't hold on much longer!
_________________________________

(TOYS CRYING OUT)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING) Too heavy.

_________________________________

What was I thinking?
_________________________________

-My antigravity servos!

-(HYDRAULIC WHIRRING)
_________________________________

Hang tight, everyone.
I'm going to let go of the wall.

_________________________________

-What?

-He wouldn't.

_________________________________

-One...

-He would.

_________________________________

-Two...

-(ALL PROTEST)
_________________________________

-Three!
-(TOYS SCREAMING)

_________________________________

(TOYS LANDING, GRUNTING)
_________________________________

To infinity and beyond!
_________________________________

Approaching destination.
Reengaging gravity.

_________________________________

(HYDRAULIC WHIRRING)
_________________________________

(LASER BUZZING)
_________________________________

-Area secure.

-(ALL MOANING)
_________________________________

It's okay, troops.

_________________________________

The antigravity sickness will wear off
momentarily. Now let's move!
_________________________________

Remind me to glue his helmet shut
when we get back.

_________________________________

How 'bout givin' me
a little intro there, Jessie?
_________________________________

Introducing the high-ridin'-est
cowboy around...

_________________________________

-You forgot "rootin'-tootin'-est"!
-(GIGGLES)
_________________________________

The high-ridin'-est, rootin'-tootin'-est
cowboy hero of all time,
_________________________________

Sheriff Woody!
_________________________________

Say, little missy, you notice
any trouble around these parts?
_________________________________

Nary a bit,
not with Sheriff Woody around.

_________________________________

Wait, wait, wait! I got it!
This is great! Okay!
_________________________________

The bandits got the critters tied up
in the burning barn. Now the best part!
_________________________________

Help us! The barn's on fire!
_________________________________

I've got ya, critters. No need to worry.
_________________________________

Woody saves the day again!
_________________________________

Yee-haw!
_________________________________

Now, where's my trusty steed Bullseye?
_________________________________

I have to ride off into the sunset... Oh!
_________________________________

Ride like the wind, Bullseye!
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(GROANS, CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

(GIGGLING) Watch it.
Wait. I'm ticklish, okay?

_________________________________
Oh, you are?
_________________________________

No, no, no. Cut it out. Stop it. Stop it.

_________________________________

-No, please. No, no. Stop! Stop!
-(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(LASER BUZZING)
_________________________________

Mission log. Have reached
Zurg's command deck,
_________________________________

but no sign of him
or his wooden captive.

_________________________________

-WOODY: Please, no!

-That's Woody!
_________________________________

-(HOWLING)

-This way!
_________________________________
WOODY: Please, please, no!

_________________________________
MR. POTATO HEAD: Buzz,
can you see? What's going on?

_________________________________

(SHOUTING, PROTESTS CONTINUE)
_________________________________
JESSIE: Take that!
MR. POTATO HEAD: To the left.

_________________________________

No, your left.

_________________________________

-Take it up higher.

-BUZZ: What's happening?
_________________________________

Oh, it's horrible.
They... They're torturing him.

_________________________________

(GASPS) What are we gonna do, Buzz?

_________________________________
Use your head!
_________________________________

But I don't wanna use my head!
_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

-(ALL MOANING)

-What's going on here?
_________________________________

Buzz, guys!
Hey, how did you find me?
_________________________________

Watch yourself!
_________________________________
SLINKY: We're here

to spring ya, Woody!
_________________________________

-(YELLING)

-You heard of kung fu?
_________________________________

Well, get ready for pork chop.

_________________________________

Prepare to meet Mr. Angry Eyes!
(SNARLING)
_________________________________

Hold it, now!
Hey, you don't understand!
_________________________________

These are my friends!
_________________________________

-Yeah, we're his friends!
-No, Rex, I mean they're my friends!
_________________________________

-(GROWLING)

-Hey, stop it!
_________________________________

Leave him alone, springy dog! Hey!
_________________________________

-Grab Woody, and let's go!

-Fellas, hold it! Buzz, put me down!
_________________________________

-Quick! To the vent!

-They're stealing him.

_________________________________

-PETE: No!

-(WOODY YELLING)
_________________________________

Hold it right there!
_________________________________

-Buzz?

-You again?
_________________________________

-Thank goodness you're all right.

-Buzz, what is going on?
_________________________________

Hold on. I am Buzz Lightyear,
and I'm in charge of this detachment.

_________________________________

No, I'm Buzz Lightyear.

_________________________________

-I'm Buzz Lightyear!

-I'm Buzz Lightyear!
_________________________________

So, who's the real Buzz?
_________________________________

-I am!

-Don't let this impostor fool you!
_________________________________

He's been trained by Zurg himself
to mimic my every move.

_________________________________

(GASPS, CHOKES)
_________________________________

(CONTINUES GASPING)
_________________________________

ALL: Buzz!
_________________________________

I had a feelin' it was you.
_________________________________

My front end just had
to catch up with my back end.

_________________________________

Will somebody please
explain what's going on?
_________________________________

It's all right, Space Ranger.
It's a code 546.

_________________________________

-(GASPS) You mean it's a...

-Yes.

_________________________________

-And he's a... (GASPS)

-Oh, yeah.

_________________________________

-Your Majesty.

-(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Woody, you're in danger here.
We need to leave now.

_________________________________

Al's selling you to a toy museum
_________________________________

-in Japan!

-(CHUCKLING) I know.

_________________________________

It's okay, Buzz. I actually wanna go.
_________________________________

-What?

-Are you crazy?
_________________________________

Look, the thing is,
I'm a rare Sheriff Woody doll,
_________________________________

and these guys are my Roundup gang.

_________________________________

-What are you talking about?

-Woody's Roundup!
_________________________________

Oh, it's this great old TV show,
and I was the star. See? Now look.

_________________________________

Look! Look at me! See? That's me!
_________________________________

-This is weirdin' me out.

-Buzz, it was a national phenomenon.

_________________________________

There was all this merchandise
that got packed up.

_________________________________

You should have seen it.

_________________________________

There was a record player and a yo-yo.
Buzz, I was a yo-yo!

_________________________________
-"Was"?

-Stop this nonsense and let's go.

_________________________________

Nah, Buzz. (SIGHS)
_________________________________

I can't go. I can't abandon these guys.

_________________________________

They need me to get into this museum.

_________________________________

Without me, they'll go back
into storage. Maybe forever!
_________________________________

Woody, you're not a collector's item.
You're a child's plaything.

_________________________________

You are a toy!
_________________________________

For how much longer? One more rip,
and Andy's done with me.

_________________________________

And what do I do then, Buzz?
Huh? You tell me.

_________________________________

Somewhere in that pad of stuffing
is a toy who taught me
_________________________________

that life's only worth living
if you're bein' loved by a kid.

_________________________________

And I traveled all this way
to rescue that toy
_________________________________

because I believed him.

_________________________________

Well, you wasted your time.

_________________________________

-Let's go, everyone.

-What about Woody?
_________________________________

He's not coming with us.

_________________________________

But... But Andy's coming home tonight.
_________________________________

Then we'd better make sure
we're there waiting for him.

_________________________________

I don't have a choice, Buzz.
This is my only chance.

_________________________________

To do what, Woody?
_________________________________

Watch kids from behind glass
and never be loved again?

_________________________________
Some life.

_________________________________

TV WOODY: Is everybody okay?

TV JESSIE: Sheriff Woody!
_________________________________

-I knew you'd make it!

-Now, remember, deputies,
_________________________________

the real treasures are
your friends and family.
_________________________________

Before I go, kids, I want to share
somethin' special with you,
_________________________________

-for the times I'm not around.

-Good going, Woody!
_________________________________

I thought they'd never leave.

_________________________________
TV WOODY: (SINGING)

You've got a friend in me
_________________________________

You've got a friend in me
_________________________________

-Woody?

-You've got troubles
_________________________________

Well, I've got 'em too
_________________________________

There isn't anything
I wouldn't do for you
_________________________________

We stick together
and see it through
_________________________________

'Cause you've got a friend in me
_________________________________

Some other folks might be
a little bit smarter than I am
_________________________________

Bigger and stronger too Maybe
_________________________________

But none of them will ever love you
_________________________________

The way I do
It's me and you, boy
_________________________________

And as the years go by
_________________________________

Our friendship will never die
_________________________________

-(SIGHS) What am I doing?

-You're gonna see it's our destiny

_________________________________
-Buzz! Wait! Wait!

-Woody, where are you going?
_________________________________

You're right, Prospector.
I can't stop Andy from growing up.

_________________________________

But I wouldn't miss it for the world.
_________________________________

-No!

-Buzz!
_________________________________

-Yes?

-Yes?
_________________________________

I'm coming with you!
_________________________________

(GASPS) Wait, wait, wait.
I'll be back in just a second.

_________________________________

Way to go, cowboy!
_________________________________

-Hey, you guys... Come with me.

-What?
_________________________________

Andy will play with all of us. I know it!
_________________________________

Woody, I don't know. I...

_________________________________

Wouldn't you give anything
just to have one more day with Emily?
_________________________________

Come on, Jessie. This is what
it's all about, to make a child happy.

_________________________________

And you know it.
Bullseye, are you with me?
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) Okay, good boy.

_________________________________

Prospector, how 'bout you?
_________________________________

-(METALLIC THUD)

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

-JESSIE: Prospector?

-You're outta your box!
_________________________________

I tried reasoning with you, Woody,
_________________________________

but you keep forcing me
to take extreme measures.

_________________________________

Wait a minute. You turned on the TV
last night, not Jessie.

_________________________________

Look, we have an eternity
to spend together in the museum.

_________________________________

Let's not start off
by pointing fingers, shall we?
_________________________________

You really are Stinky Pete, aren't you?
_________________________________

Prospector, this isn't fair.

_________________________________

"Fair"? I'll tell you what's not fair.

_________________________________

Spending a lifetime on a dime-store
shelf watching every other toy be sold.

_________________________________

Well, finally my waiting has paid off,
_________________________________

and no hand-me-down cowboy doll
is gonna mess it up for me now!
_________________________________

Buzz. Help, Buzz! Guys!
_________________________________

It's too late, Woody. That silly
Buzz Lightweight can't help you.

_________________________________

His name is Buzz Lightyear.

_________________________________

Whatever. I've always hated
those upstart space toys.

_________________________________

(GRUNTING) It's stuck! What do we do?
_________________________________

-Should I use my head?

-(GRUNTS, GASPS)
_________________________________

-(RUMBLING)

-It's Al!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Look at the time. I'm gonna be late!
_________________________________

Figures. I can't miss this flight!
I've gotta pack.

_________________________________

All right. Let's see.
Wallet, keys, tickets,
_________________________________

passport, beef jerky,
very expensive over there.

_________________________________

Shower! (SNIFFS)
Oh, I can skip the shower.

_________________________________

I just gotta get outta here now!
(MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________

Quick! To the elevator!
_________________________________

(BUZZING)
_________________________________

Hurry. I can hear it coming.

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

So, we meet again, Buzz Lightyear,
_________________________________

for the last time.

_________________________________

Aah! It's Zurg! Watch out!
He's got an ion blaster!
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(BELL DINGS)
_________________________________

Quick! Get on!
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

The emergency hatch! Come on!
_________________________________

(WHIMPERS, YELLS)
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

-Come on! Hurry!

-(WHIMPERS) But Buzz is in peril!
_________________________________
VOICE BOX: (REPEATING)

Buzz Buzz Buzz...
_________________________________

(MUTTERING)
_________________________________

Surrender, Buzz Lightyear. I have won.

_________________________________

I'll never give in. You killed my father!
_________________________________

No, Buzz. I AM your father.

_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

(SIGHS IMPATIENTLY)
Come on! Come on! Come on!
_________________________________

(WHIMPERS) Buzz, you could have
defeated Zurg all along!
_________________________________

You just need to believe in yourself!
(GASPS)
_________________________________

-Prepare to die!

-(WHIMPERS) I can't look!
_________________________________

Whoa! (YELLING)
_________________________________

I did it. I finally defeated Zurg!
_________________________________

Father.

_________________________________

(GASPS, GRUNTS)
_________________________________

-(BELL DINGS)

-Ah, finally!
_________________________________

(TOYS GRUNT)
_________________________________

(DOOR SLAMS, ENGINE STARTS)
_________________________________

(HORNS HONKING)
_________________________________

How are we gonna get him now?
_________________________________

Pizza, anyone?
_________________________________

-Go, go, go! (GRUNTS)

-I got it!
_________________________________

Buzz, are you coming?
_________________________________

No, I have a lot of
catching up to do with my dad.

_________________________________

Good throw, son.
That's my boy. Go long, Buzzy!

_________________________________
-Oh, you're a great dad. Yippee!

-Farewell.

_________________________________

Does anyone know how to drive?
_________________________________

Slink, take the pedals.
Rex, you navigate.

_________________________________

Hamm and Potato,
operate the levers and knobs.

_________________________________

Whoa.
_________________________________

Ohh.

_________________________________

-Strangers.

-From the outside.

_________________________________

-Oh, no.

-He's at a red light! We can catch him!
_________________________________

-Maximum power, Slink!

-(ENGINE REVS)
_________________________________

Whaa! It turned green! Hurry!
_________________________________

-Why won't it go?

-Use the Wand of Power.

_________________________________

-(GEARS GRINDING)

-(TIRES SQUEALING)

_________________________________
-(SCREAMS)

-Ooh! Ow! Ooh!
_________________________________

-Rex, which way?

-Left! No, no! I mean right!
_________________________________

That's right! No, I mean left!
Left is right!
_________________________________

Buzz, he's turning left! He's turning left!
_________________________________

-Oh, oh, boy!
-(GASPS)

_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

Oh, I seriously doubt
he's gettin' this kind of mileage.

_________________________________

Go right! To the right!
Right, right, right, right!
_________________________________

-Whoa!

-(GASPS, GROANS)
_________________________________

You have saved our lives.
We are eternally grateful.

_________________________________

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever.

_________________________________

WOMAN OVER PA: The white zone is
for immediate loading and unloading...
_________________________________

No parking.
_________________________________

Guys, we can't park here!
It's a white zone!
_________________________________

You have saved our lives.
We are eternally grateful.

_________________________________

-Final boarding call...

-There he is!
_________________________________

...for Far East Airlines
flight 451 to Tokyo.
_________________________________

All confirmed passengers
with boarding passes
_________________________________

must board at this time.
_________________________________

MAN OVER PA: Passenger Twitch,
_________________________________

passenger Leon Twitch,
please pick up...
_________________________________

You have saved our lives.
We are eternally grateful.

_________________________________
MR. POTATO HEAD:

Will you leave me alone?
_________________________________
REX: Someone's coming!

_________________________________

-GIRL: Ooh, a puppy!

-Bark, bark, bark, bark.

_________________________________

Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark.

_________________________________

Listen, flyboy.
_________________________________

The contents of that case are
worth more than you make in a year!
_________________________________

-You got that, sport? You be careful!

-I understand, sir.

_________________________________

Do you have a "fragile" sticker
or something?
_________________________________

I had a box of cookies once
that came back as crumbs!
_________________________________

-The Mystic Portal!

-Oooh.

_________________________________

Once we go through,
we just need to find that case.

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(TOYS SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(ALL GROANING)
_________________________________

-Ow! There's the case!

-No, there's the case!
_________________________________

You take that one! We'll take this one!
_________________________________

(ALL GRUNT)
_________________________________

Whoa! Buzz!
_________________________________

Buzz, my back end's
goin' to Baton Rouge!
_________________________________

-Slinky!

-(PANTING)
_________________________________

Here we come, Woody!
Woody, here we come! Woody!
_________________________________

-(ALL GROAN)

-Nice flash, though.

_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

(PANTING) Okay, Woody, let's go!
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS, GROANS)

-Take that, space toy.

_________________________________

Hey! No one does that
to my friend! (GRUNTS)

_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

-(YELLS)

-Your choice, Woody.

_________________________________

You can go to Japan together
or in pieces.

_________________________________

If he fixed ya once,
he can fix ya again. Now get in the box!

_________________________________
-Never!

-Fine!
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-(YELLS)
_________________________________

(ALL SHOUT)
_________________________________

-No! Aaah!

-Gotcha!
_________________________________

Idiots! Children destroy toys!
_________________________________

You'll all be ruined, forgotten!
_________________________________

Spending eternity
rotting in some landfill!
_________________________________

Well, Stinky Pete, I think it's time you
learned the true meaning of playtime.

_________________________________

-Right over there, guys!

-(WHIMPERING) No. No! No!
_________________________________

WOMAN OVER PA: Atlantic Air
flight 810 from Point Richmond
_________________________________

is now arriving at Gate 3.
_________________________________

GIRL: (GASPING) Look, Barbie.
A big, ugly man doll.

_________________________________

Ooh, he needs a makeover.

_________________________________

-(WHIMPERING)

-Hi! You'll like Amy.

_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-She's an artist!
_________________________________

(SOBBING)
_________________________________

MOTHER: Come on, hon!
_________________________________

Happy trails, Prospector.

_________________________________

-Buzz! Woody!

-Help us out here!
_________________________________

-(GASPING)

-Hurry!
_________________________________

-Oh, no. Jessie! Come on!

-Oh, Woody!
_________________________________

(JESSIE SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Jessie! (WHISTLES)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS) Come on, Buzz.

_________________________________

-Yah!

-Ride like the wind, Bullseye!

_________________________________
Hey-howdy-hey! Giddyap!
_________________________________
BUZZ: Come on, Bullseye! Yah!

_________________________________

Buzz, give me a boost!
_________________________________

(GRUNTING, PANTING)
_________________________________

-Oh! Ohh! Oohhh!

-Woody!
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

-Here's the rest!

-(PANTING)
_________________________________

(GLASS TINKLING, SHATTERING)
_________________________________

(PANTING, GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Excuse me, ma'am, but I believe
you're on the wrong flight.

_________________________________

-Woody!

-Come on, Jess.

_________________________________

-It's time to take you home.

-But
_________________________________

-what if Andy doesn't like me?

-Nonsense!
_________________________________

Andy'll love you! Besides,
_________________________________

-he's got a little sister.

-He does?
_________________________________

-Why didn't you say so? Let's go!

-Whoa!
_________________________________

MAN: Hold it! There's a couple
more bags coming from the terminal!
_________________________________

Okay. On three.

_________________________________

-One, two...

-Too late!
_________________________________
Put 'em on the next flight!
_________________________________

-This is bad.

-How are we gonna get outta here?
_________________________________

(LATCH CLICKS)
_________________________________

Over there! Come on!
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

-You sure about this?

-No! Let's go!
_________________________________

(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________

-(YELLING)

-Hold on, Woody!
_________________________________

-(RIPPING SOUND)

-(YELLING)
_________________________________

-What's a cowboy without his hat?

-Buzz!
_________________________________

-(ENGINES ACCELERATING)

-(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

Buzz! Buzz, get behind the tires!
_________________________________

(PANTING, GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Jessie, let go of the plane!
_________________________________

What? Are you crazy?
_________________________________

Just pretend it's
the final episode of Woody's Roundup.
_________________________________

But it was canceled!
We never saw if you made it!
_________________________________

Well, then, let's find out together!
_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Oh-oh-oh.

_________________________________

-We did it! We did it! We did it!
-(LAUGHING)

_________________________________
Nice ropin', cowboy.

_________________________________

That was definitely
Woody's finest hour!
_________________________________

-(LAUGHING)

-Your hat, partner.

_________________________________

-Hoo-hoo!

-(ENGINES ROARING)

_________________________________
Let's go home.

_________________________________

Yee-haw!
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

(HUMS LONE RANGER THEME)
_________________________________

Hey, Woody! Woody?
_________________________________

Oh, wow! New toys!
_________________________________

Cool! Thanks, Mom!
_________________________________

It's Bazooka Jane
and her jet-propelled horse!
_________________________________

(MAKES JET SOUNDS)
_________________________________

Woody, Buzz, that polecat Zurg
has stolen my space cows!
_________________________________

(CONTINUES, INDISTINCT)
_________________________________

Andy, come on, hon. Time to go.

_________________________________

-Hey, you fixed Woody!

-Yeah.

_________________________________

Glad I decided not to take him to camp.

His whole arm might have come off.

_________________________________

Well, what do you know?
_________________________________

Yee-haw!
_________________________________

Oh, Bullseye,
_________________________________

we're part of a family again!
_________________________________

Hmm?
_________________________________

Uh, ma'am, I, uh... (CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

I wanted to say
you're a bright young woman
_________________________________

with a beautiful "yarnful" of hair.

_________________________________

"Hairful" of yarn. It's, uh...
Whoo... Uh...

_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT) I must go.

_________________________________

Well, aren't you the sweetest
space toy I ever met?
_________________________________

(BARKING)
_________________________________

-What's that? Bark, bark?

-(BARKING)
_________________________________

This fella says he needs to go out
back for a little private time.

_________________________________

That critter needs help!
_________________________________

Yodel-ay-hee-hoo
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-(BARKS)
_________________________________

Ooh, ooh, oh...

_________________________________

Hey, Rex,
I could use a hand over here, buddy.

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I don't need to play. I've lived it!
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-No, no, no, no! Oh, nuts!

-(CLICKS CHANNEL)
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(WEEPING) Welcome to Al's Toy Barn.
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We've got the lowest prices in town.
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Everything for a buck, buck, buck.
(SOBBING)
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Well, I guess crime doesn't pay.

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Oh, Andy did a great job, huh?
Nice and strong!
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-I like it. Makes you look tough.

-(GIGGLES)
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-(SMOOCHING)

-(LAUGHING)
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You have saved our lives.
We are eternally grateful.

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You saved their lives? Oh, my hero!
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And they're so adorable!
Let's adopt them!
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Daddy!
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-Oh, no.

-(SQUEAKING)
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Wheezy, you're fixed!
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Oh, yeah. Mr. Shark looked in the toy
box and found me an extra squeaker.

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-And how do you feel?

-Oh, I feel swell.

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In fact, I think I feel a song comin' on.

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(BIG BAND MUSIC PLAYS)
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ROBERT GOULET'S VOICE:
You've got a friend in me
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You've got a friend in me
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You just remember
what your old pal said
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-♪ Babe, you've got a friend in me
-(BARKING)
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-(GIGGLING)

-Yeah, you've got a friend in me

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Come on over.
Oh, you are such a big girl.

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Andy, you think she's ready
to drive the car yet?

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-Yeah, and I can teach her.

-(BARKING)
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-You still worried?

-About Andy?
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-Nah. It'll be fun while it lasts.

-I'm proud of you, cowboy.

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Besides, when it all ends, I'll have old
Buzz Lightyear to keep me company
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for infinity and beyond.

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You're gonna see it's our destiny
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-You've got a friend in me

-Yes, you do
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-You've got a friend in me

-That's the truth
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You've got a friend
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In me
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Yeah!
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