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(INSECT GRUNTING)
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(ANIMAL GRUNTING)
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(DIDGERIDOO PLAYS)
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MAN ON RADIO: Thundershowers are
expected in the Crocodile Falls area
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and some of the surrounding gullies,
so take out your...
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WOMAN: Cody!
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Yeah, Mom?
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-What about your breakfast?
-I've got some sandwiches in my pack.
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-Be home for supper.
-No worries, Mom.
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(DIDGERIDOO PLAYS)
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(BIRDS CALLING)
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I know, I'm coming.
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Hustle up, Nelson.
Faloo's sounding the call!
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(DIDGERIDOO PLAYS)
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Come on, little wombats, hurry!
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-(DIDGERIDOO PLAYS)
-Who's caught this time?
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You don't know her, Cody.
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Her name is Marahute,
the great golden eagle.
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Where is she?
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She's caught, high on a cliff
in a poacher's trap.
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-You're the only one who can reach her.
-I'll get her loose.
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Righto. Hop on, no time to lose.
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She's up on top of that ridge.
Be careful, little friend.
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Marahute!
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(SCREECHING)
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Calm down, calm down.
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I'm not gonna hurt you.
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That's a girl. Stay still.
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It's okay.
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No, wait! I'm here to help you.
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Easy! Easy!
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You're free!
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(SCREAMING)
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(GRUNTS)
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Higher!
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(MARAHUTE CALLING)
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CODY: Whoa!
CODY: Whoa!
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(LAUGHING)
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(SCREECHES)
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(MIMICS MARAHUTE)
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(CODY LAUGHING)
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-(BIRDS SQUAWKING)
-Whoa!
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(CALLING)
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Wow.
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You're a mom!
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They're very warm.
Are they gonna hatch soon?
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(COOING)
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Where's the daddy eagle?
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Oh. My dad's gone, too.
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(WHIMPERS)
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(MARAHUTE CALLS)
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(MIMICS PLANE)
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(BELL JINGLING)
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(GROANS)
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(GASPING)
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(CHUCKLING)
Hey, little fella, what happened to you?
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Oh, no! Get away!
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-Don't worry. I'll get you loose.
-It's a trap. Careful!
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(ALARM BEEPING)
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(ENGINE STARTING)
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McLEACH: (LAUGHING) Got one!
McLEACH: (LAUGHING) Got one!
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-Are you all right?
-Yeah, I think so.
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-Okey-dokey.
-Wait! Hey, come back!
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(MOUSE GROANING)
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Here you go, grab on.
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That's great. Just a little more,
a little further...
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There! I got it.
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(RUMBLING)
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-Oh-oh.
-(BIRDS SQUAWKING)
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(SHRIEKS)
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(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)
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-(SNARLS)
-(SCREAMS)
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-(GUN COCKING)
-Well, Joanna, what'd we get today?
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A dingo, a fat ol' razorback,
or a nice big...
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Boy?
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(JOANNA GROWLS QUIETLY)
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Joanna, you been diggin' holes
out here again?
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Dumb lizard always trying
to bury squirrels out here.
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Uh-uh. It's a trap,
and poaching's against the law.
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Trap? Where'd you get
an idea like that?
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I think you've been
down in that hole for too long.
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Come on, grab hold.
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We'll get you out of this old lizard hole
and you can just run along home.
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This is a poacher's trap
and you're a poacher.
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(JOANNA SNARLS)
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(SCREAMING)
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(GUNSHOT)
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Let go! Hey, get off of me.
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McLEACH: I'm gonna kill her.
McLEACH: I'm gonna kill her.
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I'm gonna kill that dumb, slimy,
egg-sucking salamander.
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-Cut it out! Get off of me.
-(GUN COCKING)
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(WHIMPERS)
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Hmm.
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Good girl, Joanna.
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Say, where'd you get
this pretty feather, boy?
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It was a present.
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That's real nice. Who gave it to you?
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It's a secret.
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That's no secret, boy.
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You see, I already got the father.
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(CHUCKLING)
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You just tell me where Momma
and those little eggs are.
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No!
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Joanna, sic him!
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You're coming with me, boy.
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My mom'll call the rangers!
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Oh, no. Not the rangers. What'll I do?
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What'll I do?
Don't let your mom call the rangers!
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Please don't!
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"My poor baby boy got eaten
by the crocodiles!"
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Boo hoo hoo.
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Let's go, boy!
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Help!
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(THUNDER RUMBLING)
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Help! Someone, help!
McLeach took a little boy.
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Send for help!
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(BEEPING)
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(BEEPING CONTINUES)
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(ELECTRICAL HUMMING)
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(BEEPING)
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(ELECTRICAL STATIC, BLEEPS)
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(WHISTLING)
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(TELEPHONE RINGING)
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(WIND HOWLING)
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(BEEPING)
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Code red, code red! Attention
all Rescue Aid Society delegates.
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All delegates report immediately
to the main assembly hall.
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This is an emergency meeting.
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I repeat, this is a code red
emergency meeting!
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(TAPPING)
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Order!
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Yes, I know it's late, but I'm...
Really? Pajamas?
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Hello, Frank, how are you?
Nice to see you!
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And Esmerelda, there you are!
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Quiet now, please,
everyone pay attention.
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There has been
a kidnapping in Australia.
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-(ALL GASP)
-A young boy needs our help.
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This is a mission
requiring our very finest,
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and I know we are all thinking
ofthe same two mice. (CHUCKLING)
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-(ALL GASP)
-What's this? Gone?
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We must find Bernard
and Miss Bianca at once!
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Oh, pea soup.
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Pea soup!
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(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
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(INDISTINCT LAUGHING)
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To my dear Bernard,
and our wonderful partnership.
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Uh, yeah, wonderful.
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You've been very quiet this evening.
Is there something on your mind?
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Well, um, actually...
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-I was wondering...
-Yes, darling?
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I... Miss Bianca, would you...
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Would you...
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Would you excuse me for a minute?
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Pardonnez-moi, Mademoiselle Bianca,
I have important news.
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Yes, François? What is it?
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You and Bernard
have been asked to accept
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a dangerous mission to Australia.
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The poor boy. This is dreadful.
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Now where is Bernard?
I must tell him at once!
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Allow me, madame,
I will tell him immediately.
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Miss Bianca, will you marry me?
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Quickly, Monsieur Bernard!
I must speak with you.
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-Not now, François, I'm busy!
-No, monsieur, you don't...
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-Bernard, did you talk to François?
-Yes, but there's something I want...
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I know what you're going to say.
François told me about it.
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He did? How did he...
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It doesn't matter,
I think it's a marvelous idea.
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You do?
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I mean, you really want to?
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I don't think it's a matter of wanting,
it's a matter of duty.
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Duty? I never thought of it...
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Well, all right.
How does next April sound to you?
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Heavens, no!
We must act immediately, tonight!
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Tonight? But wait!
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Bianca, this is so sudden. I mean, don't
you at least need a gown or something?
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No, just a pair of khaki shorts
and some hiking boots!
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Hiking boots?
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-(CROWD APPLAUDS)
-Oh, there you are.
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Come along, come along.
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Delegates, we have
an important announcement.
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Bernard and I have decided
to accept the mission to Australia.
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Australia?
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Good show!
Now, you must fly out immediately!
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It's a little nippy outside,
but we won't let that stop us, will we?
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(CHUCKLING)
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(WIND HOWLING)
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BERNARD: Miss Bianca,
BERNARD: Miss Bianca,
I'm not sure it's a good idea
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to fly this soon after eating!
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MISS BIANCA:
MISS BIANCA:
Darling, you'll be just fine!
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But aren't you supposed
to wait 45 minutes?
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Oh, just knock on the door
and see if Orville is there!
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Nobody's home, let's go.
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This is no time to play in the snow.
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I wasn't playing in the snow.
It was an avalanche.
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Look, Bernard!
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"Under new management, see Wilbur."
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(UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS)
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Come on, darling. Let's get a move out!
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SINGING ALONG)
I'm the cat's pajamas
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Always run around
with crazy little mamas
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Whoo!
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Yoo-hoo! Mr. Wilbur!
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Get down there, son!
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Hello?
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Pick it, boy, pick it! Yeah!
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Whoo! Here we go! Let's walk!
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Whoo!
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Look out! Excuse me, sir.
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Do something! He can't hear us!
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WILBUR: Big time, big time!
WILBUR: Big time, big time!
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The girls all look when I go by...
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-(MUSIC STOPS)
-Who killed the music?
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That's better.
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Excuse us for interrupting.
We're from the Rescue Aid Society.
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I am Miss Bianca, and this is my...
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The Miss Bianca? I don't believe it.
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My brother, Orville, told me all about
you. Boy. This is an honor to have...
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May I just say, "Enchanté. Señorita,"
to you? May I?
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-(SMOOCHING)
-(CLEARS THROAT)
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We need to charter a flight.
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You've come to the right place,
buddy boy. Welcome to...
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"Albatross Air.
A fair fare from here to there."
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(CHUCKLING) Get it? A fair fare?
It's a play on... Never mind.
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I've got tons of exotic
destinations, faraway places,
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custom designed for
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(IN ACCENT)
A romantic weekend getaway.
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The finest in-flight accommodations.
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Speaking of which, what can I get you?
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How about a nice mango Maui cooler?
Very nice, very tasty.
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No, thank you.
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A coconut, guava nectar?
It's carbonated.
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I got little umbrellas for each one,
and a little coconut thing.
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-It's urgent that we leave immediately!
-Nothing? Nothing at all?
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-How about a cream soda?
-We need a flight to Australia.
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Australia? The land down under?
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That's a fabulous idea!
That's a fabulous idea!
So when can I pencil you in?
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After spring thaw?
Mid-June would be very nice.
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We must leave tonight.
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Tonight? (GASPING)
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Come on, you're kidding me, right?
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Have you looked outside?
It's suicide out there.
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Oh, no. Oh, no.
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I'm afraid your jolly little holiday
will have to wait.
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What a bunch of jokers.
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But you don't understand,
a boy needs our help. He's in trouble.
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Boy? You mean, a little kid kinda boy?
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He was kidnapped.
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Kidnapped? Oh, that's awful.
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Locking up a little kid.
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A kid should be free.
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Free to run wild through the house
on Saturday mornings.
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Free to have cookies and milk,
and get those little white mustaches.
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Nobody's gonna take
a kid's freedom away while I'm around.
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Does that mean you'll take us?
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Storm or no storm,
Albatross Airlines, at your service!
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Passengers are requested
to fasten their seat belts
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and secure all carry-ons.
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We'll be departing following our
pre-flight maintenance. Thank you.
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Loosen up, get the blood flowing
up to the head.
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And a couple of these...
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(BACK CRACKS)
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Okay, one's enough, there we go.
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Ah, yeah! That feels better. Oh, baby.
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Tie your kangaroos down, sports fans!
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Here we come!
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Let's go for it! Whoa! Hey!
I didn't adjust for the winds.
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All right, we're gonna make it!
Gotta duck down lower.
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Go under the wind, go under it!
Here we go! Whoo-hoo!
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Ow! This is cold!
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Slippery! Ice!
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We got ice!
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Whoa! Hang on now!
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Here we go!
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Whoa! Cowabunga!
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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MISS BIANCA: Captain, is this
MISS BIANCA: Captain, is this
a non-stop flight to Australia?
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Well, not exactly no.
I could definitely say no.
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We're gonna have to make
connections with a bigger bird.
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Non-stop? What do I look like,
Charles Lindbergh?
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Let me out of here!
Let me go! You can't do this!
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Help!
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Breaker, breaker, little mate.
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I forgot to tell you around here,
you need to be quiet!
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Or the rangers might hear you.
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Now sit down and relax,
enjoy the view.
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Nothing but abandoned opal mines
as far as the eye can see.
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And dead ahead, is home sweet home.
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(SINGING) Home, home on the range
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Where the critters
are tied up in chains
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I cut through their sides
And I rip off their hides
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And the next day, I do it again
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Everybody!
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Home, home on the range...
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WOMAN: Cody! Cody!
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Cody!
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MAN: Ladies and gentlemen, Flight 12
is now approaching Sydney airport.
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Make sure your seat belts
are fastened and tables secured.
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Enjoy your stay in Australia.
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-Are we there yet?
-Yes.
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Perhaps we should wake up Wilbur.
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All right, I'll get him up.
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-Wilbur.
-(SNORING)
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Wilbur!
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-Just five more minutes, Ma.
-(MISS BIANCA SCREAMS)
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-Wilbur!
-That's all I need, five more minutes.
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Wilbur, are you awake?
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-Get up, we're there!
-I'm up, I'm up.
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Watch out!
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Must have been sleeping on a bolt.
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Oh, boy.
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Throw another shrimp on the barbie,
'cause here I come!
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-Here we go again!
-Cannonball!
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Wee! (GIGGLING)
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Gangway! Coming through.
Mice on board!
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Clear the way!
Move over madam, there you go!
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Coming through, sir. Thank you.
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(CHUCKLING)
Next stop, Mugwomp Flats.
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Did we lose anyone back there?
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BERNARD: Miss Bianca, from now on,
BERNARD: Miss Bianca, from now on,
can't we just take the train?
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JAKE: Well, Sparky,
JAKE: Well, Sparky,
you've had this coming for a long time.
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And now, you're gonna get it.
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Ha!
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Wise fly.
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(CHUCKLING)
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WILBUR: Mugwomp tower,
WILBUR: Mugwomp tower,
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this is Albatross 1-3
requesting permission to land. Over?
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Albatross? Let's see.
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Finch, wren, scrub-bird, lorikeet,
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freckled duck, galah,
kookaburra, parrot,
_________________________________
cockatoo, alba... It's a jumbo!
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Negative, you'll have to turn back.
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-Our runway isn't long enough for you.
-WILBUR: Not long enough?
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Look pal,
I can land this thing on a dime!
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BERNARD: Wilbur,
BERNARD: Wilbur,
if the runway isn't long enough...
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WILBUR: You can't let radar jockeys
WILBUR: You can't let radar jockeys
push you around. Leave it to me.
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I say again, mate,
our runway is too short.
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And I say again, mate, I'm coming in!
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Crazy Yank. Quick, Sparky,
we gotta extend the runway.
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Here we go!
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We'll never make it!
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Hot!
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Passengers, please remain seated
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until the aircraft comes
to a full and complete stop.
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Thank you.
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Whoa!
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Quick, Sparky,
we need to make a drag line!
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Don't try and tell me
the runway's too short.
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Hold this for me, will you, pal?
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Bloke ought to have his wings clipped.
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Captain thanks you
for flying Albatross Airlines...
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Crazy Yanks.
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They think they can do any fool thing
without regard for...
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(SIGHS)
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Welcome to Australia, ma'am.
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Name's Jake. If there's any way
I can make your stay pleasant,
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don't hesitate to ask.
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-Oh, how kind.
-Allow me to get that bag for you.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
I've got a lot of luggage here.
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Let me give you a hand with those.
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Part of the friendly service
at Albatross...
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-(BACK CRACKS)
-Ow! Big time hurt!
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Back! It's out!
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-Are you all right?
-Don't worry, I'll handle this.
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Sparky, watch the tower.
We gotta get this bird to the hospital.
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Can't go down, can't go up.
Take the bags!
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MICE: Heave! Ho!
WILBUR: What are you doing?
MICE: Heave! Ho!
WILBUR: What are you doing?
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What's going on? Wait!
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-Wait a minute. Just stop everything.
-MISS BIANCA: Wilbur, don't worry.
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We'll come back the moment
we find the boy.
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Wait! Wait a minute!
Don't leave me here, please!
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I'm feeling much better now.
I'm even ready to hit the beaches.
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I'm even ready to mambo. (HUMMING)
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-(BACK CRACKS)
-Ow!
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Doctor, will he be all right?
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Now, my dear. Keep a stiff upper lip.
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They all come in with a whimper,
and leave with a grin.
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Off with you now. Leave everything
to me. Shoo, shoo. Off you go.
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Hop to it, ladies.
We've got a bent bird on our hands.
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-Move, bustle, bustle. That's it.
-Will it hurt, Doc?
_________________________________
Dear boy, you won't feel a thing.
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-Launch the back brace!
-WILBUR: Hey, wait!
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(SCREAMS) I've been skewered!
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I've already missed tea, Mr. Albatross.
_________________________________
Now don't force me to take
drastic measures. You must relax.
_________________________________
Relax? I have never been
more relaxed in my life!
_________________________________
If I were any more relaxed, I'd be dead!
_________________________________
I'm not convinced.
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60 milligrams!
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60 milligrams.
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WILBUR: Hey! What?
WILBUR: Hey! What?
_________________________________
Are you guys crazy?
You can't do that to me!
_________________________________
I'm an American citizen, buddy!
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-Better double it!
-Double?
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-Double, coming up!
-WILBUR: No!
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Prepare the albatross for medication.
Prepare the albatross for medication.
_________________________________
I'm dreaming!
Come on, Wilbur. Wake up, boy!
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-DOCTOR: Three degrees right.
-Come on!
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-Three degrees right.
-Down two degrees.
_________________________________
Don't go down two!
_________________________________
-Down two degrees.
-Ready!
_________________________________
No, I'm not ready! No, please!
_________________________________
Aim!
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Please don't do this to me.
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DOCTOR: Fire!
DOCTOR: Fire!
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-(GUNSHOT)
-WILBUR: Ow!
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Oh! Oh! (MOANING)
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Now we just gotta
figure out how to get there.
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So are you and your husband here
on a little outback excursion?
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No, we're not married.
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In fact, we're here
on a top secret mission.
_________________________________
Very hush-hush.
_________________________________
Gonna rescue that kid
McLeach nabbed?
_________________________________
Why, that's right! How did you know?
_________________________________
You'll find it's tough
to keep secrets in the outback, miss.
_________________________________
So which way you taking?
_________________________________
Suicide Trail through Nightmare
Canyon, or shortcut at Satan's Ridge?
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-"Suicide Trail"?
-Good choice.
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More snakes, less quicksand.
_________________________________
Then once you cross Bloodworm Creek,
you're scot-free, that is until...
_________________________________
Dead Dingo Pass.
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Wait a minute, I don't see
any of that stuff on the map.
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A map's no good in the outback!
_________________________________
What you really need is someone
who knows the territory.
_________________________________
Mr. Jake, will you guide us?
_________________________________
At your service!
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Better take my arm, miss.
It's gonna be a treacherous hike.
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I remember the time it was just me
and 400 of these big, giant...
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Doesn't even know how to fold a map.
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This is how we get around
in the outback, Miss B.
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The only way to travel, Berno.
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Yeah, it's just a little bumpy back here.
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Cinch up your seat belts, mates.
We're coming in for a landing.
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Hold it, not yet!
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(GRUNTING)
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Well, boy, let's see
if we can do something
_________________________________
to refresh that
rusty, old memory of yours.
_________________________________
Is she on Satan's Ridge?
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Or Nightmare Canyon?
_________________________________
What do you think?
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-(GROWLS)
-Yeah, that's it.
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Right smack dab in the middle
at Croc Falls!
_________________________________
-Am I getting warm?
-I told you, I don't remember.
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Don't you realize
a bird that size is worth a fortune?
_________________________________
I'll split the money 50/50.
You can't get a better offer than that.
_________________________________
You won't have any money
after the rangers get through with you.
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(GROANS)
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(GROWLS)
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BERNARD: Jake's been gone... Ow!
BERNARD: Jake's been gone... Ow!
_________________________________
Been gone a long time.
_________________________________
Maybe I should go... Oh!
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Maybe I should go look for him.
_________________________________
Don't you worry about Jake.
He can handle himself.
_________________________________
Yeah, I noticed.
_________________________________
I am just sure he'll be back in no time.
_________________________________
You know,
now that we're alone, there's...
_________________________________
There's something that
I've been wanting to ask you.
_________________________________
Yes? What is it?
_________________________________
Well, it's like this.
_________________________________
Miss Bianca, I would be most honored
_________________________________
if...
_________________________________
Look out!
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(SCREAMS)
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No mice for you, Twister, not today!
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There!
_________________________________
Miss Bianca!
_________________________________
I've been looking all over for you.
_________________________________
Now look.
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We got a long way to go,
and you're gonna take us there.
_________________________________
You're not gonna give us
any trouble about it.
_________________________________
Right?
_________________________________
They're harmless once you look them
in the eye, let them know who's boss.
_________________________________
Ain't that right, mate? Now get.
_________________________________
It's all right, Bernard.
Jake has everything under control.
_________________________________
Yeah, I noticed.
_________________________________
You know, Miss Bianca, truth be told,
I used to be quite a dingo wrestler.
_________________________________
There was this one time,
it was just me and 300
_________________________________
of these ferocious,
mouse-eating dingoes.
_________________________________
Had me surrounded...
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
(DOOR OPENS)
_________________________________
(DOOR SLAMS)
_________________________________
I'll give you a night down here
to think it over.
_________________________________
But tomorrow, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
_________________________________
(JOANNA SHRIEKS)
_________________________________
Joanna! You thick-headed
chunk of fish-bait!
_________________________________
(JOANNA WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
I'll never tell you where she is!
_________________________________
Never! Never!
_________________________________
Yeah, we'll never tell!
You'll have to drag it out of us!
_________________________________
Hey, where did you come from?
_________________________________
The desert?
_________________________________
Well, fancy that!
_________________________________
Looks like McLeach
has begun trapping his own kind!
_________________________________
There's no hope for any of us now.
_________________________________
No hope? No hope!
_________________________________
-No!
-But there must be a way out of here.
_________________________________
There's a way out, all right.
_________________________________
ALL: There is?
_________________________________
Absolutely.
_________________________________
You'll go as a wallet, you'll go
as a belt, and our dear Frank...
_________________________________
-I don't want to hear it.
-Frank will go as...
_________________________________
I can't hear you!
_________________________________
(SINGING NONSENSICALLY)
_________________________________
-A purse.
-(WAILING) No!
_________________________________
A lovely ladies' purse.
_________________________________
I don't want to go as a purse.
_________________________________
Please, don't let him do it!
_________________________________
-Don't worry, we'll get out of here.
-We are?
_________________________________
Yeah. If we all put our heads together,
I'm sure we'll think of something.
_________________________________
Yeah, something.
_________________________________
Frank, what's wrong?
_________________________________
Oh, here he goes again.
_________________________________
Take it easy.
You don't want to hurt yourself again.
_________________________________
Ooh. I got it!
_________________________________
All we gotta do is get the keys!
_________________________________
Oh. Is that all? Well then,
we better start packing our bags.
_________________________________
No, wait. He's right.
_________________________________
If we could get
these long pieces of wood...
_________________________________
Yeah, wood, good.
_________________________________
-Maybe we could...
-(SQUAWKS)
_________________________________
CODY: That's right,
CODY: That's right,
just a little more. There!
_________________________________
Come on, everybody.
Get some more stuff!
_________________________________
The kid's right.
What are we waiting for?
_________________________________
CODY: That's it, you've got it!
CODY: That's it, you've got it!
_________________________________
Hurry. We need something
to tie it together.
_________________________________
FRANK: Hey, what do you got?
FRANK: Hey, what do you got?
_________________________________
Shoelaces!
_________________________________
Almost.
_________________________________
-A little further.
-FRANK: Yeah, yeah. (MOANS)
_________________________________
-It's okay. Let's try again.
-Yeah, yeah.
_________________________________
CODY: Easy. Easy does it.
CODY: Easy. Easy does it.
_________________________________
Yeah, no, no! Yeah, yeah.
_________________________________
Will somebody shut him up?
_________________________________
CODY: We did it!
FRANK: You've got it!
CODY: We did it!
FRANK: You've got it!
_________________________________
(SNARLING)
_________________________________
(SCOFFS)
_________________________________
I've got it! I'll just take my tail,
and I'll pick the lock, like this!
_________________________________
Frank, give it a rest.
_________________________________
You'll thank me when you're free.
_________________________________
Look, I just insert my tail,
like this, and I turn it like this,
_________________________________
just a quarter turn to the left,
and then push it a little bit further.
_________________________________
(BABBLING INCOHERENTLY)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
Show him who's boss, Berno!
_________________________________
(SNEEZES)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
I feel like I got my head in a vice.
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________
-Are we ready, nurse?
-Ready, Doctor.
_________________________________
All right, ladies, snap to it!
_________________________________
(HOWLS)
_________________________________
Ooh, that smarts!
_________________________________
Ah, let me see here.
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________
(MACHINE BEEPING)
_________________________________
-Forceps!
-Forceps.
_________________________________
Oh, no, what now?
_________________________________
-Spinal stretch-u-lator.
-(MOANS) That's gonna hurt.
_________________________________
Artery router.
_________________________________
Mother!
_________________________________
This is rusted tight. I wouldn't
dream of using such a tool.
_________________________________
Bring me
the epidermal tissue disrupter!
_________________________________
The epidermal what?
_________________________________
Oh, no! No!
_________________________________
(BELL RINGING)
_________________________________
(ALARM SOUNDS)
_________________________________
Mr. Albatross, we haven't operated yet!
_________________________________
-You gotta catch me first, Doc.
-Mr. Albatross, please!
_________________________________
Cowabunga!
_________________________________
Mr. Albatross, we must return you
to the operating room!
_________________________________
You'll never take me alive!
_________________________________
Please don't do this!
_________________________________
Your spine needs tender...
_________________________________
...loving... care!
_________________________________
(CRASH)
_________________________________
Oh! Oh!
_________________________________
(GASPS) My back!
_________________________________
Hey! Hey!
_________________________________
I can... It works! I'm cured!
_________________________________
-My back!
-(BACK CRACKS)
_________________________________
Don't worry! I'm coming, you little mice.
_________________________________
This is the finest fleet
on two webbed feet.
_________________________________
(GASPING) Oh, boy, I gotta go on a diet
when I get home.
_________________________________
Here we go!
_________________________________
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
_________________________________
MAN ON TV: In other news,
authorities in Mugwomp Flats
_________________________________
called off the search
for the missing boy.
_________________________________
His backpack was found near
Crocodile Falls, and rangers believe
_________________________________
he was yet another victim
of crocodile attack.
_________________________________
Authorities once again warn residents
to use extreme caution...
_________________________________
(CACKLES) Think you're
pretty smart, don't you?
_________________________________
Who outsmarted who?
Who? Who outsmarted who?
_________________________________
I still gotta get that boy to talking.
_________________________________
I'm hungry.
Can't think on an empty stomach.
_________________________________
Gotta have protein. Gotta have eggs.
_________________________________
Everyone's got his price.
_________________________________
All I gotta do is offer him
whatever he wants,
_________________________________
and then not give it to him.
_________________________________
Did you take one of my eggs?
_________________________________
Open your mouth.
_________________________________
These are not Joanna eggs.
_________________________________
-(GULPS)
-Let's see. The boy's got the eagle.
_________________________________
I want the eagle.
_________________________________
The boy won't give me the eagle.
_________________________________
If I could just find the boy's weak spot,
_________________________________
I could get him to tell me
where the eagle is.
_________________________________
But the boy's only got one weak spot,
and that is the eagle.
_________________________________
Maybe if I stuck him in a giant anthill,
_________________________________
that would loosen his tongue and then...
_________________________________
-I got it!
-(JOANNA HOWLS)
_________________________________
Got your hand caught in the cookie jar.
_________________________________
Who you think you're messing with,
you dumb animal?
_________________________________
My mental facilities are twice
what yours are, you pea brain.
_________________________________
Joanna, I give you platypus eggs,
I give you snake eggs,
_________________________________
why, I'll even give you eagle eggs,
but I want you to stay away from my...
_________________________________
The eagle's eggs!
_________________________________
That's it!
_________________________________
That's the boy's weak spot!
_________________________________
(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
Push it in a little bit farther,
_________________________________
take it back a little bit...
_________________________________
(BAWLING)
_________________________________
I give up!
_________________________________
I'll never get this. We're doomed!
_________________________________
Doomed!
_________________________________
Hey, look! Krebbs, Frank's out!
_________________________________
Frank, you're free!
_________________________________
Free?
_________________________________
I'm free! I'm free! I'm free!
_________________________________
Shh! Joanna'll hear!
_________________________________
Double or nothing,
he's caught in five minutes.
_________________________________
-Calm down, little mate.
-Didn't I tell you?
_________________________________
Look at me, I'm free!
_________________________________
Frank, get the keys.
_________________________________
I should get the keys.
_________________________________
I'm stuck!
_________________________________
Shh! Quiet!
_________________________________
Quiet, you fool!
_________________________________
Take it easy, I'll get you loose.
_________________________________
There you go.
_________________________________
-(GURGLES)
-Now go get the keys.
_________________________________
The keys.
Yeah, yeah. Keys, keys, keys.
_________________________________
I can't reach them.
_________________________________
Quick, get something to stand on.
_________________________________
Stand on, something to stand on.
_________________________________
This ought to be rich.
_________________________________
Stand on...
_________________________________
ALL: Frank.
_________________________________
Use the box! Climb up on the box!
_________________________________
Of course, a box!
_________________________________
-Quiet!
-These darn things are heavy!
_________________________________
(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________
(SIGHING)
_________________________________
Whoops.
_________________________________
-(FRANK HOWLS)
-(JOANNA SNARLS)
_________________________________
The keys, give us the keys!
_________________________________
Over here! Give us the keys!
_________________________________
Yee-haw! Ride him, Frank!
_________________________________
Yah-hoo! Howdy, howdy!
_________________________________
Howdy, howdy, howdy!
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(HOWLING)
_________________________________
Let me in! Let me in! Let me in!
_________________________________
No! No! No!
_________________________________
No! No! No! No!
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(GUNSHOT)
_________________________________
Huh. Missed. (GURGLES)
_________________________________
McLEACH: Surprise!
McLEACH: Surprise!
_________________________________
If I didn't know better,
I'd think you didn't like it here.
_________________________________
Let me go, let go! Let go!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
What are you doing out of your cage?
_________________________________
Hmm. That's better.
_________________________________
(GROWLS)
_________________________________
Come on, boy.
_________________________________
Say goodbye to your little friends.
_________________________________
It's the last you'll ever see of them.
_________________________________
There is no time to waste.
_________________________________
-We must try to get in.
-Here, Miss Bianca, start digging.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING) Has anyone considered
trying, "Open sesame"?
_________________________________
(RUMBLING)
_________________________________
Hey, it worked!
_________________________________
McLEACH: Get out of here! Go on! Get!
McLEACH: Get out of here! Go on! Get!
_________________________________
Look, Bernard, it's the boy!
_________________________________
And McLeach.
_________________________________
It's all over, boy.
_________________________________
Your bird's dead. Someone shot her.
_________________________________
Shot her, right outta the sky.
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
What do you mean, no?
You callin' me a liar?
_________________________________
I heard it on the radio.
_________________________________
And she could have been mine
if it weren't for you.
_________________________________
Now you better get,
before I change my mind.
_________________________________
Go on, get!
_________________________________
-Why is he letting him go?
-It's gotta be a trick.
_________________________________
Too bad about those eggs, eh, Joanna.
_________________________________
They'll never survive
without their mother.
_________________________________
Oh, well. Survival of the fittest, I guess.
_________________________________
Bingo!
_________________________________
(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________
-Bird?
-Eggs?
_________________________________
-Shh. Listen.
-(ENGINE RUMBLING)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
I didn't make it all the way
through third grade for nothing.
_________________________________
JAKE: Don't know where he's going,
JAKE: Don't know where he's going,
but we can't let him get away.
_________________________________
-Hurry up, you two!
-Quickly, Bernard, now!
_________________________________
Oh, no!
_________________________________
Get between the treads!
_________________________________
Bernard, Bianca, here, catch!
_________________________________
Got it! Miss Bianca, you can do it!
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
Boy, this is some head wind.
_________________________________
Say, you lovely ladies wouldn't
have seen two little mice
_________________________________
running around down there, would you?
_________________________________
Hey, where you going?
_________________________________
I mean it, I'm looking for two little mice!
_________________________________
Is it something I said?
_________________________________
JAKE: He's going down the cliff.
JAKE: He's going down the cliff.
Come on, we gotta warn him.
_________________________________
-MISS BIANCA: Cody.
-Huh?
_________________________________
-Who are you?
-There is no time to explain.
_________________________________
-You're in great danger.
-(MARAHUTE CALLS)
_________________________________
Marahute? It can't be!
_________________________________
Cody, wait!
_________________________________
She's alive!
_________________________________
Cody, please! You must listen!
_________________________________
That's right, McLeach is on the cliff.
_________________________________
Marahute, no! Turn back! Turn back!
_________________________________
Stay away! It's a trap!
_________________________________
I got her! I got her!
_________________________________
Did you see that? (CACKLING)
_________________________________
Perfect shot! Perfect shot!
_________________________________
She's mine!
_________________________________
All mine!
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
Hold tight you two.
We're going for a ride!
_________________________________
-Bianca!
-Bernard!
_________________________________
(GROWLS) Meddlin' brat.
Gonna get rid of him for good.
_________________________________
Help, I'm slipping!
_________________________________
Cody, don't move!
_________________________________
There she is, Joanna.
_________________________________
Just look at her. Look at the size of her.
_________________________________
The rarest bird in the world.
_________________________________
That bird's gonna make me rich.
_________________________________
Filthy rich.
_________________________________
I got what I want.
Now, what does Joanna want?
_________________________________
Does she wanna make sure
that bird stays rare?
_________________________________
How about some great, big,
triple-A, jumbo eagle eggs?
_________________________________
Huh? You want them?
_________________________________
Huh? You want them? Go get them!
_________________________________
No! Please!
_________________________________
(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
(GULPS)
_________________________________
Why, whatever is the matter?
_________________________________
(BABBLES INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________
-McLEACH: Get moving!
-(HOWLS)
_________________________________
-(HOWLS)
-McLEACH: Joanna!
_________________________________
You hurry up and eat those eggs
and get your tail up here!
_________________________________
Move it!
_________________________________
(SNICKERS)
_________________________________
Okay, you guys, she fell for it.
_________________________________
Looks like the coast is clear.
_________________________________
WILBUR: Girls? Girls, I'm here!
WILBUR: Girls? Girls, I'm here!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING) Where are you,
you little chickees, you?
_________________________________
Wilbur?
_________________________________
Wilbur!
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
Don't ever do that to me again!
_________________________________
Boy, I lost a lot of feathers on that one.
_________________________________
Wilbur, am I glad to see you!
_________________________________
-Help me with these eggs, will you?
-Sure.
_________________________________
Wait a minute, what the heck
are you doing up here?
_________________________________
The kidnapper took the boy and Jake.
Miss Bianca.
_________________________________
Miss Bianca's in trouble? Whoa!
_________________________________
That's terrible! We gotta do something!
Bernard, I'm disappointed in you.
_________________________________
Hiding under a nest
while Bianca needs help.
_________________________________
-I gotta talk to you, mister.
-Wilbur.
_________________________________
You should start searching the desert
for her, and I'll scan the coastline!
_________________________________
That's what I'll do.
Ask the chicks on the beach.
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
Listen! There's some chicks
here that need help.
_________________________________
Really?
_________________________________
Oh, no. Wait a minute. Hold it.
_________________________________
I know what you're thinking,
and you're wrong. Don't even, no.
_________________________________
Don't look at me! You're getting "no."
Understand?
_________________________________
I will not ever sit on those eggs!
_________________________________
Aw, nuts! (SIGHS)
_________________________________
Gotta learn to be more assertive.
No is no is no.
_________________________________
Hey, quit moving in there!
_________________________________
Well, Joanna, it looks like Lady Luck
has finally decided to smile on us.
_________________________________
Everything's going our way.
_________________________________
CODY: You can't do this!
CODY: You can't do this!
You're gonna get in big trouble!
_________________________________
I'll tell the rangers where you are!
_________________________________
I almost forgot.
_________________________________
We got a loose end to tie up,
haven't we, girl?
_________________________________
Now, now, Cody, we mustn't lose hope.
_________________________________
-Bernard is still out there.
-That's right!
_________________________________
If anyone can get us
out of this scrape, it's old Berno!
_________________________________
-Nice bluff, Miss B.
-I wasn't bluffing.
_________________________________
You don't know Bernard like I do.
_________________________________
He'll never give up.
_________________________________
Oh, my gosh!
_________________________________
-(BERNARD SIGHS)
-(SNORING)
_________________________________
(GULPS)
_________________________________
Uh... (CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________
Uh... Excuse me.
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________
Look, I've got a long way to go,
you're going to take me there,
_________________________________
and you're not going
to give me any trouble, right?
_________________________________
(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
Good.
_________________________________
Now, get!
_________________________________
Are you ready, boy?
_________________________________
It's time you learned
how to fish for crocs!
_________________________________
They like it when you use live bait.
_________________________________
And you're as live as they come.
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
(SINGING) You get a line
And I'll get a pole, matey
_________________________________
You get a line
I'll get a pole, friend
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh, you get a line, I'll get a pole
We'll go fishing in the crocodile hole
_________________________________
Buddy, pal of mine
_________________________________
That's right, babies. Suppertime!
_________________________________
(CONTINUES SINGING)
_________________________________
It don't look good, Miss B.
I can't see any way out of this one.
_________________________________
Bernard, please hurry!
_________________________________
Now, this is my idea of fun.
_________________________________
Nothing personal, boy, but I wouldn't
want to disappoint the rangers.
_________________________________
They was looking so hard for you,
_________________________________
and now they're gonna find you!
_________________________________
What the blaze is going on here?
_________________________________
(PIG SNORTING)
_________________________________
Joanna.
_________________________________
Did you know there was a razorback
in my truck? Did ya?
_________________________________
There was a razorback in my truck!
_________________________________
Now you quit playing around and
do your job, you four-legged python!
_________________________________
Hey, what happened to them keys?
_________________________________
Must be around here somewhere.
_________________________________
They couldn't just get up
and walk away.
_________________________________
Something weird's going on
around here. I smell a big, fat rat.
_________________________________
(HISSING)
_________________________________
-Look, it's Bernard!
-I don't believe it!
_________________________________
-Way to go, mate!
-Miss Bianca, Jake, catch!
_________________________________
-(JOANNA SNARLS)
-Whoa!
_________________________________
Well, there's more than one way
to skin a cat.
_________________________________
-(CHUCKLING)
-(GUN COCKING)
_________________________________
(HOWLS)
_________________________________
(GUN BLAST)
_________________________________
Blast!
_________________________________
Oh, my gosh!
I hope I know what I'm doing.
_________________________________
(GUN BLAST)
_________________________________
(SNARLS)
_________________________________
Hey, get off me!
_________________________________
Whoa! Whoa!
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
Joanna! Joanna!
_________________________________
You stupid lizard! Get off me!
_________________________________
-You idiot!
-(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
Get off of me!
_________________________________
No! No!
_________________________________
Bernard, the boy!
_________________________________
(INHALES DEEPLY)
_________________________________
Help!
_________________________________
Get back!
_________________________________
Get away. Get away!
_________________________________
(CACKLING) I whooped you!
I whooped you all!
_________________________________
You'll think twice before messing
with Percival C. McLeach!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
Don't give up, Cody!
_________________________________
There!
_________________________________
-Hop on, Miss B!
-(SHRIEKING)
_________________________________
Help! Help!
_________________________________
(SCREECHING)
_________________________________
(CODY MIMICS MARAHUTE)
_________________________________
It's okay.
_________________________________
Come on.
_________________________________
Thanks, little mate.
_________________________________
Oh, Bernard, you are magnificent.
You are absolutely the hero of the day.
_________________________________
Miss Bianca,
before anything else happens,
_________________________________
-will you marry me?
-Bernard.
_________________________________
Of course, I will!
_________________________________
Well done, mate.
_________________________________
Come on, Marahute, let's all go home.
_________________________________
WILBUR: Help!
WILBUR: Help!
_________________________________
Anybody!
_________________________________
Bernard!
_________________________________
Bianca!
_________________________________
Where are you?
_________________________________
Okay, that's it, I'm out of here.
This is ridiculous.
_________________________________
You can't leave me here alone.
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
I'm gone! I am gone.
_________________________________
-(CRACKING)
-(CHICKS CHIRPING)
_________________________________
No, stay in those eggs!
That's a direct order!
_________________________________
Oh.
_________________________________
Hey, you're kind of a cute little feller.
Coochy, coochy...
_________________________________
-(BONES CRUNCHING)
-Yeowww! Ohhh!
_________________________________
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