_________________________________
WOODY: Okay, it's two o'clock.
The bell at Sunnyside has rung,
_________________________________
so Bonnie is officially
on her winter break.
_________________________________
(CHEERING)
_________________________________
-Soon she'll be flying off to...
-Hay-way-I.
_________________________________
It's Hawaii, Buzz.
Does everybody have a vacation plan?
_________________________________
Rex and I have been working on
our massively multiplayer,
_________________________________
online, role-playing game profiles.
_________________________________
-(FANFARE)
-COMPUTER: The Rexing Ball!
_________________________________
That's me!
Can you make my arms bigger?
_________________________________
Oh, yeah. Enhancing.
_________________________________
REX: Oh, yes!
_________________________________
-Potato Head, you in?
-Sorry, fellas. He's all mine.
_________________________________
We're going to have a fun-filled week,
just the two of us.
_________________________________
-(GIGGLES)
-Deal me in.
_________________________________
Thank you all
for coming to the audition.
_________________________________
Number one, action.
_________________________________
-Ooh!
-Dreadful. Next.
_________________________________
-Ooh!
-Horrifying. Next.
_________________________________
-Ooh!
-Brilliant!
_________________________________
Bonnie's coming!
_________________________________
BONNIE: Vacation to Hawaii!
Going on vacation!
_________________________________
-Vacation, vacation.
-BONNIE'S MOM: Bonnie!
_________________________________
Coming, Mom!
_________________________________
Bye, toys,
_________________________________
-All right, folks, let the relaxing begin.
-Hooray!
_________________________________
Ready to lose at checkers, Slink?
_________________________________
When pigs fly.
_________________________________
Actually, I had an uncle
who was a pilot.
_________________________________
-Really?
-No, not really.
_________________________________
-Oh!
-Here's your bag, Barbie.
_________________________________
-You can put my luggage right here.
-Oh, Ken, this is so exciting!
_________________________________
Picture! Say "sunscreen."
_________________________________
-Sunscreen.
-KEN: Perfect.
_________________________________
-Ka-click.
-WOODY: Barbie? Ken?
_________________________________
Woody? Hey!
_________________________________
You guys are in Hawaii, too! Groovy.
_________________________________
We stowed away in Bonnie's backpack.
How did you guys get here?
_________________________________
Uh, Ken, this is Bonnie's bedroom.
_________________________________
-What?
-(CAR HORN)
_________________________________
-And there she goes.
-No. No, no. No, no.
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
Bonnie!
_________________________________
You can't go.
Not without the back...pack.
_________________________________
MR. POTATO HEAD:
Let me get this straight.
Let me get this straight.
_________________________________
You thought Bonnie would take
her school backpack on vacation?
_________________________________
-Oh, boy.
-Hawaii!
_________________________________
-You have to take us to Hawaii!
-Sorry, sir. I just zip and unzip.
_________________________________
-I don't actually fly.
-Hey? Oh...
_________________________________
Ken?
_________________________________
I, uh... I'll be right back.
_________________________________
(SOBBING)
_________________________________
Oh! He's been planning this vacation
for months.
_________________________________
Wow. That's a lot of numbering.
_________________________________
Did he do that all by himself?
_________________________________
Ken doesn't know I know,
but this is where he planned
_________________________________
to have our very first kiss.
_________________________________
You haven't kissed yet? Ow!
_________________________________
It would have been the perfect vacation.
_________________________________
(SOBS)
_________________________________
BARBIE: Ken, could you
please come out here?
_________________________________
KEN: No!
_________________________________
BARBIE: I can't decide if this handbag
matches my shoes.
_________________________________
Well, are you wearing the pumps
or the espadrilles?
_________________________________
Aaaalo-ha!
_________________________________
Uh...
_________________________________
Welcome to paradise.
_________________________________
We've got the vacation of your dreams
all planned out for you!
_________________________________
Welcome to the Bonnielikeoke Motel.
_________________________________
-I thought we were staying in a resort.
-(BELL DINGS)
_________________________________
-Welcome to the Bonnielikeoke Resort.
-This is great!
_________________________________
"Immerse yourself in a whole new
world when you go deep sea diving!"
_________________________________
Oh! I've got the perfect outfit!
Oh! I've got the perfect outfit!
_________________________________
BARBIE: Ooh!
KEN: Whoa, look at that.
KEN: Whoa, look at that.
_________________________________
BARBIE: Oh! Beautiful.
_________________________________
Watch this.
_________________________________
-BOTH: Aargh!
-Shark Week.
_________________________________
Nice.
_________________________________
BUZZ: Next up, a guided nature hike.
_________________________________
There's the official Hawaiian state bird,
the Nene.
_________________________________
-Nay-nay.
-KEN: Ka-click.
_________________________________
And the state fish,
the humuhumunukunukuapua'a.
_________________________________
-Ka-click.
-And a pineapple.
_________________________________
-How you doing?
-Ka-click.
_________________________________
(TIMER WHIRS AND PINGS)
_________________________________
-Psst! You're not wearing any pants.
-Oh!
_________________________________
-Ride like the wind, Bullseye!
-(WHINNIES)
_________________________________
Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________
Ride like the wind, Buttercup!
_________________________________
Okay! Get off me.
_________________________________
You're really rippin' those curls, Ken.
_________________________________
Ha-ha! Watch me hang ten, Babs.
_________________________________
-(SMASHING)
-Gin.
_________________________________
KEN: I'm okay.
_________________________________
(SINGS IN HAWAIIAN)
_________________________________
Dinner is served.
(IMITATES CORK POPPING)
_________________________________
(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
-Ooh!
-I should've seen this coming.
_________________________________
The entertainment
will start in just a moment.
_________________________________
(YELLS) Hey, Buzz!
_________________________________
(CALLS OUT IN HAWAIIAN)
_________________________________
(IN SPANISH)
_________________________________
Hello ladies and gentlemen.
_________________________________
(RAPID DRUMBEATS)
_________________________________
Barbie, we're almost ready for the place
where you have your first...
_________________________________
Thanks, but I got this one covered.
_________________________________
-Hey, Ken, come with me for a minute.
-Oh. Okay.
_________________________________
Woody, the beach is all set.
_________________________________
(IN SPANISH)
_________________________________
We removed the poop
from the kitty litter.
_________________________________
Spanish is so beautiful!
_________________________________
Hey, everybody, look out the window.
_________________________________
What are they doing out there?
_________________________________
It's got to be a bazillion degrees below.
_________________________________
Good thing they wore
the 1982 Winter Weekend Collection.
_________________________________
BOTH: Ooh!
_________________________________
Looks like she does
have this one covered.
_________________________________
Ka-click.
_________________________________
-How romantic!
-Yeah. Until they fall off the deck.
_________________________________
I'll get the shovel.
_________________________________
(SINGING IN HAWAIIAN)
_________________________________
-Best vacation ever.
-(HAIRDRYER WHIRS)
_________________________________
Yeah.
_________________________________
(MR. POTATO HEAD GRUNTS)
_________________________________
CASHIER: Small fry,
and here's your toy.
_________________________________
A Zurg belt buckle?
Can I get a Buzz Lightyear instead?
_________________________________
We're all out of Buzzes.
_________________________________
Well, can she have that one?
_________________________________
I'm sorry, those are for display only.
_________________________________
BONNIE'S MOM: Thanks anyways.
Come on, Bonnie.
_________________________________
See? I told you we're never gonna get
played with.
_________________________________
But we're just here to sell chicken.
_________________________________
-BONNIE: All right! Ball pit!
-Hey, hey, wait a minute.
_________________________________
Splash!
_________________________________
I think I just found our ticket
to playtime. Come on, let's go!
_________________________________
I better not. I don't wanna get in
trouble with the chicken people.
_________________________________
Fine. You stay here
with the belt buckle.
_________________________________
Me, I'm gonna get played with!
See ya, Zurgy!
_________________________________
-Oh, boy.
-(BUZZES)
_________________________________
Oh, no! Hot lava!
Oh, no! Hot lava!
_________________________________
-Splash!
-BONNIE'S MOM: Come on, Bonnie!
_________________________________
Coming!
_________________________________
I love playtime!
_________________________________
It's a little unsanitary, but... Ho!
_________________________________
Playtime's the best!
_________________________________
BONNIE'S MOM:
Bonnie, don't forget your toys.
Bonnie, don't forget your toys.
_________________________________
Hi, toys. Bye, toys.
_________________________________
Hi, everybody! We're home!
_________________________________
Hey, welcome back!
How was Poultry...
_________________________________
Ugh! What smells like chicken fingers?
_________________________________
I'm Buzz Lightyear. I come in peace.
_________________________________
Uh... What happened to Buzz?
_________________________________
He says the plastic in the ball pit
made him shrink!
_________________________________
Yeah, yeah, that's right, Tex.
_________________________________
Say, when's the playtime start
around here?
_________________________________
All right, where's the real Buzz?
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Blast.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
-Well, hello!
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
Welcome to the support group for
discarded Fun Meal toys.
_________________________________
We're just about to begin. T-Bone?
Would you find him a seat?
_________________________________
Right this way, sir.
_________________________________
I think there's been a mistake.
_________________________________
You see, I was just left in the ball pit,
and I...
_________________________________
Oh, we've all been left in the ball pit
of life, haven't we?
_________________________________
Yes, Tae-Kwon Doe?
You have a question?
_________________________________
What? Oh, I'm sorry, this is just
my play feature. Hi-yah!
_________________________________
That's super. Now, why don't we just
go around the room
_________________________________
and introduce ourselves?
My name is Neptuna.
_________________________________
TOYS: Hi, Neptuna.
_________________________________
I was from the Mermaid
Battle Squadron tie-in. Summer '98.
_________________________________
I was thrown away, and that's okay.
_________________________________
I'm T-Bone, leader of the Steak Force.
_________________________________
We battled the Vegi-Tanarians
for dinner table dominance.
_________________________________
Well, I never got played with.
_________________________________
G'day. The name's Koala Kopter from
the Down-Underables.
_________________________________
I got swapped for a Kangaroo Kanoe!
_________________________________
My name is Recycle Ben
and I got recycled!
_________________________________
(STAMMERS) I don't get it.
Why don't the kids like me?
_________________________________
I'm like history, but on wheels!
_________________________________
Nobody wanted to board
the Vampire Express.
_________________________________
(HOWLS)
_________________________________
My name is Roxy Boxy.
I was recalled because...
_________________________________
-Whoo!
-Oh! Sorry.
_________________________________
I mean, who wants to see
an accurate depiction
_________________________________
of the human nervous system
_________________________________
when they're chowing down
on a burger!
_________________________________
Kid not like Pizza Bot. Pizza Bot sad.
_________________________________
-My name is Buzz.
-ALL: Hi, Buzz.
_________________________________
And I need to go.
_________________________________
Wait, don't run away from your
problems, brother.
_________________________________
Look, I need to get back to my friends.
_________________________________
We're your friends now, Buzz.
Look around you.
_________________________________
We've all been discarded
and we need to stick together.
_________________________________
-Isn't that right, Super Pirate?
-Yar.
_________________________________
The playtime's coming super soon
Doo-dah, doo-dah
_________________________________
Guys, I'm telling you,
this is the real Buzz!
_________________________________
Doo-doo-didley-doo-doo-doo
Oh, playtime day
_________________________________
Rex, he's like three inches tall.
_________________________________
Yeah, but he's a pretty good ice dancer.
_________________________________
TOYS: Whoa!
_________________________________
Well, I'm gonna go find out
what happened to our friend.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Yoo-hoo! Little Buzz guy!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh, playtime day
_________________________________
Listen, about this playtime...
_________________________________
Playtime? Hey, I'll be the cowboy!
_________________________________
Hey! Come back here!
_________________________________
Get along, little piggy! Hee-haw!
_________________________________
Could somebody tackle him, please?
_________________________________
Playtime is your friend
_________________________________
Thank you.
_________________________________
TOYS: Even though I have been
thrown away, I am not garbage.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
How am I gonna get up there?
_________________________________
All right, everyone, this is a good
time for some re-enactment therapy.
_________________________________
Let's break into groups of two.
_________________________________
And let's have Beef Stewardess with
Ghost Burger.
_________________________________
Bozu the Ninja Clown
with Funky Monk.
_________________________________
Wassup?
_________________________________
-And then Condorman with DJ Blu-Jay.
-All right!
_________________________________
Lizard Wizard?
I'm gonna put you with Buzz.
_________________________________
Now Buzz, you are a child who has
received this toy.
_________________________________
Pick him up and play with him.
_________________________________
-Oh, boy. Play, play, play.
-Oh. (LAUGHS)
_________________________________
Good. Now, to simulate
the abandonment, discard him.
_________________________________
-What?
-And walk over there
_________________________________
next to Gary Grappling Hook.
_________________________________
Gary Grappling Hook?
_________________________________
Hey there.
_________________________________
So, wouldn't it be more
devastating if I left the room?
_________________________________
Oh, what a fabulous idea!
Thank you, Buzz.
_________________________________
Gary, do you mind?
_________________________________
Yeah, sure, whatever.
Whoa! Oh, yeah! Whee!
_________________________________
That was awesome.
_________________________________
-Now, how did that make you feel?
-(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Well, let's see now. It made me happy
when I was played with,
_________________________________
-but sad when he left.
-Good.
_________________________________
Okay, good, hold that thought.
_________________________________
We're going to have Buzz
come back in now.
_________________________________
-Buzz?
-(EXCITED GASPS)
_________________________________
-Uh, he left.
-(SOBBING) No!
_________________________________
Okay. To save Buzz, we need to find
a way to get inside Poultry Palace.
_________________________________
So, I used to work at Poultry Palace.
You like honey mustard sauce?
_________________________________
Yeah, you do.
_________________________________
Come on, guys, think.
How do we get inside?
_________________________________
We could jimmy the lock.
_________________________________
Let's act our way in!
_________________________________
Oh! We could drive a truck through
the front door!
_________________________________
-Or, you could use the drive-through.
-ALL: Buzz!
_________________________________
You're back!
_________________________________
So, what do you have to say for
yourself, Space Ranger?
_________________________________
(GULPS)
_________________________________
I've done some things that
I'm not proud of.
_________________________________
I've spent a lot of playtime thinking I
was the prize that came with the meal,
_________________________________
but with the help of my sponsor,
_________________________________
I know now that the real prize is inside
of each and every one of us.
_________________________________
-(GRUNTS)
-(TOYS GASP)
_________________________________
Oh! Sorry.
_________________________________
(BEEPING)
_________________________________
MINI ZURG: (LAUGHS)
Oh, that was a good one.
_________________________________
Belt Buckle,
you crack me up sometimes.
_________________________________
(CLUB MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
ALL: Go! Go! Go! Go!
_________________________________
Look out! You'll get soap on the floor!
_________________________________
Oh, Rex, you burst my bubble!
_________________________________
-Huh?
-(ALL EXCLAIM)
_________________________________
-Eh, what a buzzkill.
-Sorry, I didn't...
_________________________________
Huh! You're what they call
a party pooper!
_________________________________
(SING-SONG) Party Pooper Rex!
_________________________________
ALL: (SING-SONG)
Party Pooper Rex! Party Pooper Rex!
_________________________________
BONNIE'S MOM: Bonnie! Bath time!
_________________________________
BONNIE: (GASPS) Can I bring a toy?
_________________________________
-MR. POTATO HEAD: I ain't no bath toy.
-(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
BONNIE: Bath time!
Rex will be perfect for the search party.
_________________________________
Cap'n's log: Received a distress
signal, but no sign of... (GASPS)
_________________________________
Survivors! Son, squeak to me!
_________________________________
Save yourself!
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
(ROARING)
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMS) Fire torpedoes!
_________________________________
(IMITATES GUN FIRING)
No! I just want to have tea with you!
_________________________________
Okay, trouble.
There's way too much water in here.
_________________________________
-BONNIE: Aw!
-(WATER GURGLING)
_________________________________
BONNIE'S MOM:
You want to flood the house?
You want to flood the house?
_________________________________
BONNIE: Yeah!
_________________________________
BONNIE'S MOM: Well, how about
dinner at Grandma's instead?
_________________________________
-Grandma's! (LAUGHING)
-(CHUCKLES) Sure.
_________________________________
CAP'N: Welcome aboard!
_________________________________
Yeah, baby! You were way
scarier than the last sea monster!
_________________________________
No offense, Cuddles.
_________________________________
No problem.
_________________________________
Ha! What do they call you, sailor?
_________________________________
Well, my friends call me...
_________________________________
(SING-SONG) Party Pooper Rex!
_________________________________
Um...
_________________________________
Partysaurus Rex!
_________________________________
-(TOYS EXCLAIMING)
-Avast thar!
_________________________________
You're in the right place, baby!
_________________________________
Because when the water's high,
the party's fly.
_________________________________
Aye, aye!
_________________________________
(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(ALL GROAN)
_________________________________
Oh! My lobster!
_________________________________
Till tomorrow, my love.
_________________________________
And when bath time's done?
_________________________________
There's no more fun.
_________________________________
We need water to move.
_________________________________
Bath time's only 15 minutes a day!
_________________________________
We could party all the time
if we could turn the water on ourselves.
_________________________________
Aye, Drips. But no one's got arms
here, except for Barbara.
_________________________________
How we doing, Babs?
_________________________________
Weeks, months.
Scrubbing's been light, Cap'n.
_________________________________
Oh, man! I wish
we could get the party started up in here.
_________________________________
No more tears!
_________________________________
Well, I've got arms.
_________________________________
I could get this party started up in here.
_________________________________
Without Bonnie?
_________________________________
CAP'N: Topside?
_________________________________
Huh? (MUMBLES)
_________________________________
CAP'N: Shiver me timbers!
_________________________________
(PARTY MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
No way! Yeah, Rex! That's it, baby!
_________________________________
Let's pump this party!
_________________________________
Partysaurus, you rock!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
CAP'N: Aye, aye, matey!
_________________________________
Check me out! Oh, yeah!
_________________________________
A thank ye to Rex!
_________________________________
Wow!
_________________________________
(GARGLES)
_________________________________
-Thanks!
-Rex, baby!
_________________________________
How about a little more bubbly?
_________________________________
More? No, no, no, no!
_________________________________
Party Pooper!
_________________________________
I mean, why have a little
when you could have a lot?
_________________________________
We really got a party up in here!
_________________________________
-Partysaurus.
-(GIGGLING)
_________________________________
Can you get some of us in?
_________________________________
Are you crazy? There's...
_________________________________
MR. POTATO HEAD: Pooper!
_________________________________
Some of you? (CHUCKLES)
Why not all of you!
_________________________________
(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(CLUB MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
(BOTH SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
Yeah, baby!
_________________________________
All hands on deck!
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
My lobster!
_________________________________
(GURGLING)
_________________________________
What's that racket?
_________________________________
-What?
-The overflow drain?
_________________________________
-Huh? No problem!
-Hey, whoa.
_________________________________
Whoa, this dude really knows
how to party. Seriously... (GURGLING)
_________________________________
He blocked the drain.
_________________________________
We will overflow!
_________________________________
BOTH: Awesome!
_________________________________
Thanks, Partysaurus!
_________________________________
Partysaurus doesn't worry about too
much soap and the tub overflow...
_________________________________
Overflow? We'll flood the house!
_________________________________
We're crossing the scum line!
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
Too much water, everybody. Ahh!
_________________________________
Aw, the floaters have all the fun!
_________________________________
What up, fishes? What what!
_________________________________
-He turned it up!
-Avast!
_________________________________
No! Too much water!
_________________________________
(GASPS) Help!
_________________________________
Sir, this party is out of control.
_________________________________
I know! There's too much...
_________________________________
Out of control!
_________________________________
(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
-Aw, man!
-(TOYS GROANING)
_________________________________
Aww! You got to be kidding me.
_________________________________
(SIGHS) That was close.
_________________________________
(WHOOSHING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
It's a perfect storm!
_________________________________
ALL: Aye, aye!
_________________________________
What are you doing?
My tail! No, not the...
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
Overflow! Overflow!
_________________________________
All hail the Partysaurus Rex!
_________________________________
We're going to overflow!
_________________________________
We're going over the top, baby!
_________________________________
Secure the rigging!
_________________________________
Man overboard!
_________________________________
Yeah, it's been a while.
_________________________________
Oh, Rex? Are you okay in...
_________________________________
You guys missed it. I was a partysaurus!
_________________________________
Party? You? (LAUGHS)
I'll believe it when I see it.
_________________________________
Psst! I-yah, Partysaurus!
_________________________________
We hear what ya done for the bath toy.
Can you hook us up, mon?
_________________________________
ALL: Rex! Rex! Rex!
_________________________________
Duty calls!
_________________________________
(YELLS)
_________________________________
Yeah, mon!
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
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