Disney Countdown (during breaks)

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Who's there?

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I'm warning you. I got ten claws

and I ain't afraid to use them.

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-Hey, buddy. It's me, Elliot.

-What are you doing here?

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You helped me, I'm returning the favor.

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I'm busting you out of here.

Let's go. Let's do this.

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Come on. Let's book it before

the warden makes her rounds.

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No, cornflake. You've got it all twisted.

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-This here is my home.

-Sweet.

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Now haul your little butt

back out that window.

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-What's this?

-Get off of that.

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So soft. What is that?

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What are you doing in there?

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This place is big enough for two.

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-What?

-Wow, look at that.

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Does this look natural?

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-Give me that.

-Oh, who's this little guy?

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-Dinkleman.

-Dinkleman?

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Is Dinkleman your doll?

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I don't care about that old thing.

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Oh, I get it. You're like a pet.

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-I ain't nobody's pet.

-Right.

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I do what I want, when I want,

and I come and go as I please.

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Well, then let's go.

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Outside?

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Why would I wanna go outside

when I got all I need in...

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Whoa, what's that?

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I call them Woo Hoos, like:

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You want one?

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I know where there's a bunch of them,

but you gotta go...

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...outside.

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Inside. Outside.

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-Inside. Outside.

-Stop it.

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-Stupid nose.

-Inside. Outsi–

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Okay, I got that Woo Hoo right out of

one of those container doohickeys.

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You got that out the garbage?

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I had that in my mouth and everything.

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Dude, you're freaking me out

with that nose thing.

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-Whoa.

-What is it?

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-It's a whole Woo Hoo village.

-Sweet.

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It's locked. Maybe we should

come back tomorrow.

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Hey.

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Elliot, look what you... You did.

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You gonna get us in some trouble.

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The Woo Hoo bar.

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She's my lady. Smooth and creamy.

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So bad, I shouldn't. Yet I will.

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What is that?

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Whoa, let me try.

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Boog. Boog?

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-Hello, idiot.

-It's "Elliot."

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I come in peace.

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I'm foraging.

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Pepperoni!

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-All right. Yeah, there it is. Let's go.

-Boog, party's over, let's go.

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-All right, yeah, there it is.

-GORDY: Freeze.

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Behold, the mighty grizzly. Good night.

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If you go out in the woods today

There's gonna be some fries

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Yeah, and the giraffes...

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...they taste almost exactly

like the elephants.

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That's messed up.

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Hey, Gordy.

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Back up quick, before she sees me.

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You're in big trouble, mister.

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You know what sugar does
to you, Boog.

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Straight to bed, now!

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I'm so sorry. It's my fault.

It won't happen again.

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-What if he had hurt someone?

-Gordy, please.

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-We're talking about Boog here.

-Hey, what are you looking at?

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I told you not to wait up.

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 -I'll take him back to the woods.

-It's time to put him where he belongs.

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No, no, he's not ready to go back yet.

I mean, it's not my fault.

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I tried to teach him the basics.

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I took him fishing,

but he didn't wanna get wet.

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 Gordy, please–

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Boog is sorry.

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-Beth, you're not his mother.

-I'm not mothering him.

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Excuse me. Go to bed, Boog!

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One more summer.

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That's all I'm asking, one summer.

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Great, see? I can be reasonable.
Thanks.

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You know something?

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The longer you wait, the harder

it's gonna be for him to adapt.

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Oh, I'm sure he'll... At least I think he'll–

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And the harder it's gonna be

for you to let him go.

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Good night, Beth.

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What am I gonna do with you?

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This isn't decaf. You know

what caffeine does to me, Bob.

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I'd be talking up a storm,
chatting your ear off...

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...a mile a minute

for the whole ride.

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Mr. Weenie, heel. Heel, Mr. Weenie.

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Hot.

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It's terrible but wonderful
at the same time.

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It's like freedom in a cup.

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Out of hand.

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You know, I heard Boog got loose

last night...

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...and he totally trashed the place.

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-Really?

-That's what happened.

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There's something wrong

going on here.

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You? It walks like a man.

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Hold still,

you two-legged latte drinker.

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Look out!

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Not again.

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Boog will have you eating out
of his paw.

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Get it?

"Paw," because he's a bear?

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-So anyway...

-Oh, man.

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Okay, relax, Boog. You can do this.

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-What the–

-I gotta hide. I gotta hide.

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What are you doing?
Get out of here. Hey.

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He's right behind me.

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I knew it.

That bear's corrupted my buck.

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Hide me.

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-All right, he's gone. Now get out.

-Good idea.

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-Where you going?

-Behold, the mighty grizzly.

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How cute, a donkey.

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-You got me in enough trouble.

-Hey, I– You saved my life.

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That means
that you're responsible for me.

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What? Stop messing up my life.

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You needed to get out.
You should thank me.

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-Thank you?

-You're welcome, buddy.

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Stop calling me that. Now get out.

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Need to hide. Need to hide.

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Boog?

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Oh, no, you don't. You're leaving now.

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-Out of the coat. Take it off.

-No. No!

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-Take off the coat.

-No means no.

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-He's eating the donkey.

-He's gonna eat us all.

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You know he's still out there.

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Eat you? He's not gonna–

Boog, what are you doing?

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Put that animal down this instant.

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-Hold still.

-No, I'm staying.

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But my show!

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Sit, Boog. You're getting a time-out.

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Do you hear me?
I'm totally getting angry.

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That guy wants to kill me.

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No, wait.

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-I chipped a hoof.

-Chipped a–

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You chipped a– I'm gonna kill you.

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He's harmless. Really.
Stay calm. Stay calm!

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Out of my way. Move.

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Show's over,
you four-legged freaks of nature.

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Perfect.

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Shaw. Drop that gun.

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You're ruining my show.

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Easy, now. Just line them up.

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Two heads, one bullet.

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Buttermilk biscuits.

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Shaw, you're under arrest.

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Shaw?

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Gordy, I didn't know what else to do. I–

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It's time, Beth.

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But what about hunting season?

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Take him above the falls.
He'll be safe there.
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Hey, kid! Wake up!
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(SCREAMS)
Ralph, what is wrong with you?
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Start churning butter...
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and put on your church shoes,
litter sister...
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cause we're about to blast off!
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Ralph, what is it you're trying to say?
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-We're going to the Internet.
-What?
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All right, let's get you plugged in.
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Wiffy? Or is that Wi-Fi?
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Why we just go in?
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MR. LITWAK: And we are online.
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VANELLOPE:
We are going to the Internet!
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RALPH: Super exciting!
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Just one minor thing.
What is an "Internet"?
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(VANELLOPE WHOOPING)
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(RALPH SCREAMING)
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Ralph, isn't this great?
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No, it's not!
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VANELLOPE: Ladies and gentlemen...
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I give you the Internet!
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RALPH: Holy cow! Look at all this stuff.
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KNOWSMORE:
Welcome to the Search Bar.
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-What can I help you find today?
-Umm...
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-Umbrella? Umbridge? Umami?
-No.
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Noah's Ark? No Doubt?
Nordstrom Rack?
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Rrrrrr!
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Ergonomics? Urban Outfitters? Urkel?
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I'm pretty sure he's just trying to guess
what you're gonna say.
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My AutoFill is a touch aggressive today.
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Let me try.
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Take me to a website
that's super intense and really nuts.
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(BEEPING)
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Oh, I only found one result.
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AUCTIONEER:
Ladies and gentlemen...
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the next item up, a black velvet
painting of a sorrowful kitten.
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It's like it's looking into my soul.
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Yeah, that one's really
gonna haunt me for a while.
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Out of my way, kid.
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Pancake. Milkshake.
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Milkshake.
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I'm starting to understand
why people like this game.
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Very zen. Milkshake!
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Hey, look what I found! More pancakes!
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Let's speed it up!
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Pancake, pancake, pancake,
pancake, pancake, pancake!
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Pancake, pancake!
Eat, little bunny! Eat, eat!
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Uh, Ralph, you might wanna try
feeding the kitty for a little while.
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No. The kitty gets the milkshake.
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The bunny gets the pancake.
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(RUMBLING)
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-(FAINT POP)
-(SCREAMING)
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Aw, come on!
Princesses and cartoon characters?
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-Barf!
-Hey.
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STORMTROOPER:
You're coming with us, kid.
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-(PRINCESSES GASP)
-Hi.
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Whoa, whoa, ladies! I'm a princess, too!
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What kind of a princess are you?
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Uh...
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-Do you have magic hair?
-No.
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-Magic hands?
-No.
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-Do animals talk to you?
-No.
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-Were you poisoned?
-No.
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-BOTH: Cursed?
-No!
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BOTH: Kidnapped or enslaved?
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No! Are you guys okay?
Should I call the police?
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Do people assume all you problems
got solved...
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because a big strong man showed up?
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Yes! What is up with that?
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PRINCESSES: She is a princess!
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(VOCALIZES)
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(SCOTTISH ACCENT)
I gave my mom a cake...
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she turned into a big bear.
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My old man tries to do her in.
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If that's not a pure mess,
I don't know what is.
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-Uh...
-We can't understand her.
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-She's from the other studio.
-Ah.
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Shouldn't it be,
"Ralph Wrecks the Internet"?
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Yes, since he is Wreck-It Ralph?
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Uh, yeah, but "break the internet",
it's like a thing.
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Right, it's just "Wreck the Internet"
kind of sounds better, doesn't it?
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You're not wrong.
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This girl can drive!
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Well, well, well, who are you?
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When the door lands in
this station, cut the power.
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You'll have the child and
the criminals responsible
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for this whole mess.
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Great. A welcoming committee!
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What are we going to do?
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(ELECTRICAL HUMMING)
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(CLANG)
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This is the CDA.
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Come out slowly
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with the child in plain sight.
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Okay, okay.
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You got us.
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Here we are.
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Here's the kid.
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I'm cooperating.
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But before you take us away,
I have one thing to say:
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(GAGS)
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Catch!
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(ALL SHOUTING) 2319!
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We have a toxic projectile!
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Halt! After the suspect!
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Cover the area! Bring in reinforcements!
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WATERNOOSE: Stop him!
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(BOO SQUEAKS)
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Come on.
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Don't let them get away.
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What...?
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No, wait, wait!
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Come back! He has the child!
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(FRUSTRATED GROWL)
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(BOO SQUEAKS)
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Sullivan? Sullivan!
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Give me the child!
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Me not go!
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Give her to me!
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(PANTING)
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(GRUNTS)
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(METALLIC CREAKING)
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WATERNOOSE: Open this door!
Open this door!
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(GROWLING AND POUNDING)
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Hey!
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Sullivan!
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(YELLS)
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WATERNOOSE: Don't do it.
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(BEEP)
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Come on.
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Don't go in that room!
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(YELLING)
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I think we stopped him, Boo.
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You're safe now.
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You be a good girl, okay?
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This has gone far enough, James.
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She's home now! Just leave her alone!
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I can't do that!
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She's seen too much.
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You both have.
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-It doesn't have to be this way.
-I have no choice!
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Times have changed.
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Scaring isn't enough anymore.
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But kidnapping children?
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I'll kidnap a thousand children
before I let this company die
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and I'll silence anyone
who gets in my way!
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No!
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CHILD'S VOICE: Good night, Mom.
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WOMAN'S VOICE:
Good night, sweetheart.
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Good night, Mom.
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What, what is this? What? Who? Huh?
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COMPUTER: Simulation terminated.
Simulation terminated.
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Well, I don't know about
the rest of you guys
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but I spotted several big mistakes.
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But-but-but how-how did...?
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-How did...?
-MIKE: You know what?
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Let's watch my favorite part again,
shall we?
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(REPEATING) I'll kidnap a thousand
children before I let this company die.
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-What...? Wha...?
-I'll kidnap a thousand children before...
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(BABY TALK)
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Shh, shh, shh, shh!
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Shh!
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-I'll get him.
-All right, come with us, sir.
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What are you doing?
Take your hands off me!
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You can't arrest me!
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I hope you're happy, Sullivan!
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You've destroyed this company.
Monsters, Incorporated is dead!
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Where will everyone
get their scream now?
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The energy crisis will only get worse
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because of you!
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(LOUD CLANG)
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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Take him away.
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(ALL MURMURING)
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I bet we get the rest of the day off.
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You idiot!
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They're going to shut down the factory!
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(ALL GASP)
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