Saturday, October 27, 2018

Disney & Pixar Film Timeline (2017) off-screen dialogues

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Imagining in 2017
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MICKEYDonald,
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DAISY: Oh, dear!
What could this mean?
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GOOFY: Gawrsh, Jiminy,
your world disappeared, too?
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JIMINY:
It was terrible. We were scattered.
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GOOFY: I guess we'll need new duds
when we get there.
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DONALD: Anytime you're ready.
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DONALD: Blast off!
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-(DONALD QUACKING)
-GOOFY: Ya-hoo-hoo-hooey!
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GRAND COUNCILWOMAN:
How do you plead?
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JUMBA: He is bulletproof, fireproof
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FEMALE OFFICER: Captain on deck.
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GANTU: (OVER INTERCOM)
Deadly force authorized. Fire on sight!
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PILOT: That's it! We got it. We got it!
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COMPUTER VOICE: 
Hyperdrive activated. System charging.
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COMPUTER: Warning,
guidance is not functional.
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COMMANDER: Break formation!
Get clear of that ship!
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RUSTY ON SPEAKERS:
What about the car from Everett?
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-McQUEEN: Rusty and Dusty!
-Well, look who's here.
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SARGE: Morning, McQueen!
Hey, look at you.
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CAR 1: Oh!
CAR 2: He looks so good!
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-LIZZIE: Good luck in college.
-(CHUCKLES)
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REPORTER 1: McQueen, over here!
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REPORTER 2:
McQueen, how you feeling?
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MAN WITH CHORUS:
Mahalo Nui la
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MAN: O Kal'kaua He Inoa
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MAN AND CHORUS:
Ea Mai Ke Ali I Kia Manu
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MAN AND CHORUS: Mahalo Nui la
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INSTRUCTOR: Stop, stop.
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DUSTY: Looks good, doesn't it?
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DUSTY: Yeah, you know,
it's kind of a cozy,
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DUSTY: Besides, this Sterling fellow?
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STERLING: Lightning McQueen!
You made some serious time, partner.
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RUSTY: Please no pictures.
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DUSTY: Okay, maybe one.
Get my good side though, will you?
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STERLING: So? You like it?
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STERLING: Sacred dirt.
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McQUEEN: Huh.
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STERLING ON SPEAKER:
It's an electronic suit.
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STERLING: This center has
quickly become
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STERLING: Oh, yes.
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CAR 1: That was amazing.
CAR 2: Awesome. Yeah!
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CRUZ: There you go!
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-Win for them!
-McQUEEN: Wow.
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STERLING: She trains young racers
to push through their own obstacles.
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MILDRED: Lewis!
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LEWIS: I mean, there's so many things
in the world that can be improved.
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MILDRED: Hi, folks. Everything all...
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MRS. HARRINGTON: Miss Duffy,
that boy is definitely not right for us.
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MILDRED: (STAMMERING) I'm so
sorry about this. If you would just...
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GOOFY: Gawrsh, there's nobody here.
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DONALD: Scattered?
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DONALD: Wait!
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HADES: That little squirt took
down that Heartless!
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JAFAR: Such is the power
of the Keyblade.
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URSULA: Why don't we turn him
into a Heartless?
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HOOK: And the brat's friends
are the king's lackeys.
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OOGIE: You're no prize yourself.
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HOOK: Shut up!
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MALEFICENT: Enough.
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Visiting Wonderland at the Walt Disney Family Museum
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ALICE: Oh, dear.
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DOORKNOB: This won't do at all.
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ALICE: Yoo-hoo! Yoo-hoo!
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RABBIT: Mary Ann. Drat that girl.
Where could she have put them?
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RABBIT: A monster.
A monster, Dodo, in my house.
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-Thank goodness.
-RABBIT: What is it?
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RABBIT: Oh! Bill! Bill, we need
a lazard with a lidder.
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-It is not.
-ALICE: Well, it is to me.
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-CHESHIRE CAT: Lose something?
-Oh!
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ALICE: How very curious.
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-You must have a cup of tea.
-ALICE: That would be nice.
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ALICE: Oh, um... Excuse me.
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-QUEEN: You?
-No. Two.
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-Yes. And I was hoping...
-QUEEN: Look up. Speak nicely.
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QUEEN: Someone's head
will roll for this.
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-Hmm?
-QUEEN: Hmm...
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RABBIT: The March Hare.
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RABBIT: The Dormouse.
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RABBIT: The Mad Hatter.
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DONALD: "Meddling"!
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GOOFY: Oh, yeah.
And that's against the rules.
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QUEEN: Somebody's head
is going to roll for this!
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QUEEN: Don't let her get away!
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Visiting Dwarf Woodlands
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PRINCE: (SINGING)
Now that I've found you
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DOC: The door is open.
HAPPY: The chimney's smoking.
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-DOC: Something's in there.
-Maybe a ghost.
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SNOW WHITE:
And you're, you're Bashful.
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SNOW WHITE:
And you, you're Sleepy.
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SNOW WHITE:
You mean he can't talk?
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DOC: Snow White?
ALL: The Princess?
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HAPPY: Who will?
DOC: Yes, who?
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SNOW WHITE: Uh-uh, uh-uh!
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DOC: Courage, men, courage.
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-DOC: Hey, steady, men.
-We'll get him there. We'll get him.
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HAPPY: Never say die. Never say die.
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GRUMPY: You don't...
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DOCNow, scrub good and hard
It can't be denied
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BASHFUL: Ain't he sweet?
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DOC: Now don't you worry about us.
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HAPPY: We'll be all right, ma'am.
DOC: Go right on up now, my dear.
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-I saw it first!
-DOC: Now, men, don't get excited.
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SNOW WHITE: Bless the seven little
men who have been so kind to me.
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-'Tain't natural.
-DOC: There's something wrong.
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PRINCE: (SINGING) On song
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PRINCEI have but one song
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PRINCEOne heart
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PRINCEThat has possessed me
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Visiting Beast's Castle at Disney Store at San Francisco
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LUMIERE: Poor fellow must have
lost his way in the woods.
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COGSWORTH: Keep quiet.
Maybe he'll go away.
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-What service.
-COGSWORTH: All right.
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BELLE: Papa?
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-MRS. POTTS: Chip!
-(GIGGLES) Oops! Sorry.
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LUMIERE: Here she is!
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BEAST: What?
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BELLE: I'm not hungry.
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-Will you come down to dinner?
-BELLE: No!
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LUMIERELife is so unnerving
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COGSWORTH: More books than
you'll ever be able to read in a lifetime.
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Visiting Deep Jungle
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KERCHAK: I said he could stay.
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TERK: Five more minutes?
Two more minutes?
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KALA: Oh! Oh, no. Shh. Shh.
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KALA: Always.
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KALA: Tarzan?
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-A hair?
-TERK: Yeah, a hair.
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-(LAUGHTER)
-TERK: Oh, no. No, no.
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KALA: Tarzan?
APE MOTHER: Terkina?
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TERK: Oh, no.
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-KALA: Tarzan.
-Hi.
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KERCHAK: Kala, look at him.
He will never be one of us.
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KALA: Kerchak!
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KALA: Close your mouth.
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TERK: Not the neck!
Not the neck there, T.
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TERK: Oh! Watch it! Oh! Ow! Ow!
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TERK: What are you, crazy?
An elephant?
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TERK: Okay, everybody, move aside.
Outta my way.
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CLAYTON: I was reminded of
a safari I led up the Zambezi.
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CLAYTON: Professor, don't move!
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-Oh, right.
-JANE: Daddy?
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CLAYTON: Excellent, Professor.
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-(CRIES OUT) Oh!
-CLAYTON: Yes, very dangerous.
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JANE: Why, you little...
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JANE: Oh, I'm flying!
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JANE: Help!
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JANE: It serves you right.
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TARZAN: Can't we talk?
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TERK: Are you nuts? What could
be more interesting than us?
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-TERK: Now, hit it!
-(LAUGHTER)
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TERK: Oh, I love it.
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TERK: (SINGING)
Shoo-bee-do-da-be-da
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TERK: Yeah!
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TERK: Yeah!
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KERCHAK: Everyone.
We will avoid the strangers.
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TARZAN: They mean us no harm.
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JANE: Well, he didn't stand upright.
He sort of...
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JANE: I've never seen such eyes.
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TARZAN: Clayton.
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CLAYTON: We've wasted all
this time on what he wants.
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JANE: Do you understand?
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CLAYTON: You're the captain.
Tell them you've had engine trouble
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CLAYTON: Women. (CHUCKLES)
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TERK: Can you believe that guy?
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TERK: Look out!
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CLAYTON: Now, be careful, Professor.
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-Tarzan, I...
-TERK: Whoa!
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-JANE: Tarzan!
-(MEN SHOUTING)
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JANE: Oh, Tarzan, you can't imagine
what's in store for you.
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-(SINISTER LAUGHING)
-JANE: Tarzan!
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JANE: Tarzan!
TARZAN: Jane!
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-Clayton.
-JANE: Yes, Clayton.
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-TERK: You are an animal!
-(TRUMPETS)
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CLAYTON: Hiding, are we?
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TARZAN: Oh!
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Visiting Prankster's Paradise at San Francisco
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JIMINY: (SINGING)
When you wish upon a star
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GEPPETTO: Well, now,
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GEPPETTO: See? (CHUCKLES)
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GEPPETTO: (SINGING)
Little woodenhead go play your part
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GEPPETTO: Cleo, meet Pinocchio.
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GEPPETTO: Boo! (CHUCKLING)
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FAIRY: No, Pinocchio.
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-How'll he know?
-FAIRY: Your conscience will tell you.
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-PINOCCHIO: What are conscience?
-What are conscience! I'll tell you!
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-You mean, maybe I will?
-FAIRY: I shouldn't wonder.
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GEPPETTO: Oh!
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GEPPETTO: Oh, Cleo! I almost forgot.
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GEPPETTO:
Oh, everybody has to sleep.
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GEPPETTO: Oh, to learn things
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PINOCCHIO: Why?
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GEPPETTO: Ah. Because.
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PINOCCHIO: Oh.
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GEPPETTO:
Huh? Oh, yeah, yeah. Here.
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GEPPETTO: (CHUCKLING) Wait, wait.
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-Oh, I do hope you're not injured.
-PINOCCHIO: I'm all right.
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PINOCCHIOHi-diddle-dee-dee
An actor's life for me
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PINOCCHIO: Oh, no.
That's my conscience. He...
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PINOCCHIO: Bye, Jiminy! Bye!
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GEPPETTO: What could have
happened to him?
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-FAIRY: Sir Jiminy!
-Well!
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-FAIRY: Met somebody?
-Yeah, two big monsters!
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FAIRY: You don't say!
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-FAIRY: No!
-Yeah!
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-FAIRY: How did you escape?
-I didn't.
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Imagining in 2017
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GOOB: So tired.
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YOUNG GIRL: Whoa!
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COACH: Come on, Pukowski!
Feel the pain! Love the pain!
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MR. WILLERSTEIN: Coach...
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MR. WILLERSTEIN: Okay, and we are
walking in a calm, orderly fashion
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LILO: Go away.
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LILO: Hey!
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SADNESS: Yeah, just another right.
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FORGETTER BOBBY: Forget them!
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FORGETTER BOBBY: Yeah,
it looks pretty faded.
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JOY: Glitterstorm, Honeypants...
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MAN: TripleDent gum 
WOMAN: Will make you smile
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NANI: We're looking for something
that can defend itself...
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JUMBA: So nice to see
your pretty face again!
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LILO: Hello!
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LILO: He did.
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WOMAN: You'll have to think
of a name for him.
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JUMBA: You're all mine.
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PLEAKLEY: Well, what's he doing?
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NANI: Okay, I got to get to work.
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NANI: Okay, I guess
we should be going.
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McQUEEN: When do we go
on the simulator?
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GOOFY: Sora?
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MERLIN: Well, well.
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Visiting Olympus Coliseum
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HADES: How sentimental.
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-(CROWD MURMURING)
-HERCULES: No.
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Imagining in 2017
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CRUZ: Good morning,
Mr. Queen. Looking good.
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KURT: How's it hanging, Drip Pan?
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KURT: Hit him with the bugs! (LAUGHS)
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ANNOUNCER: All cars in
the test bay simulator--
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LILO: David!
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LILO: Don't worry.
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MAN: Hey, Nani!
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PLEAKLEY: (WITH WOMAN'S VOICE)
All is well.
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McQUEEN: To the future.
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STERLING: All right.
My star racer is on the simulator!
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SIMULATOR: Prepare to race.
The green flag is out.
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SIMULATOR: You have hit a wall.
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SIMULATOR: You have crashed.
You have crashed.
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CRUZ: It's not easy for him.
STERLING: Cruz, just relax.
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-Give him another chance.
-STERLING: I will talk to him.
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CRUZ: I can still work with him.
STERLING: I know he's your project.
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-CRUZ: Are you sure?
-Cruz.
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-CRUZ: Well, can't you just--
-Cruz.
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CRUZ: It's not easy for him.
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STERLING: Look, I'm trying to help you.
McQUEEN: Whoa.
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SADNESS: I'm ready.
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-STERLING: Thank you very much.
-Uh...
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STERLING: Hey, Lightning.
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-McQUEEN: Mudflaps?
-Of course.
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RECEPTIONIST: The board is ready
to see you now.
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BING BONG: Ooh! Look at you!
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-JOY: What?
-Ha-ha! So long, sucker!
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BING BONG: Ow, I hurt all over.
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-You're Joy? The Joy?
-JOY: Mmm-hmm.
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BING BONG: Yeah, I blew a mean nose.
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JOY: Watching you play tag
was such a treat.
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BING BONG: Two-time world champ.
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JOY: Oh! And remember your rockets?
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BING BONG: Of course!
It runs on song power!
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JOY: The train, of course!
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JOY: Oh, I am so glad we ran into you!
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BING BONG: Almost there!
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JOY: He's part dolphin.
They're very smart.
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SADNESS: Well, I guess.
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BING BONG: What did I tell you?
You'll be at Headquarters in no time.
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SADNESS: Whoa!
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BING BONG: Say,
would you look at that?
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SADNESS: Oh, no. We're
two-dimensional! That's stage three!
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SADNESS: Oh, no, we're Nonfigurative.
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BING BONG: We're not going to make it!
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SADNESS: Wait! We're
two-dimensional. Fall on your face!
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JOY: Stop! Stop!
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BING BONG: Welcome to
Imagination Land!
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BING BONG: Sure!
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BING BONG: Check it out!
Trophy Town!
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-JOY: (GASPS) Your rocket!
-Yeah.
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BING BONG: Who the heck is that?
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NANI: He's creepy, Lilo.
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LILO: You're loose in the house
all the time and I sleep just fine!
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NANI: I think it might be a koala.
An evil koala.
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DAVID: (OVER PHONE) Hello?
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JUMBA: Now, this is interesting.
PLEAKLEY: What?
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LILO: Want to listen to the King?
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LILO: Nani.
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HASAGAWA: Whoa, whoa!
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LUIGI: Welcome, racers,
to Fireball Beach!
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ELECTRONIC MALE VOICE:
Hamilton here.
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HAMILTON46 miles per hour.
63 miles. Out of range.
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HAMILTON54 miles per hour.
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-Ah! Sorry!
-LUIGI: Go!
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McQUEEN: All right, Cruz,
pick a line on the compacted sand.
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HAMILTON122 miles per hour.
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McQUEEN: All right, one last chance
to try this before it gets dark.
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Visiting Kingdom of Corona
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FLYNNThis is the story of how I died.
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FLYNNYou get the gist. She sings to it,
she turns young. Creepy, right?
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FLYNNThe magic of the golden flower 
healed the queen.
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FLYNNI'll give you a hint,
that's Rapunzel.
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FLYNNGothel broke into the castle,
stole the child,
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RAPUNZEL: (SINGING)
Save what has been lost
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FLYNNGothel had found 
her new magic flower,
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FLYNNBut the walls of that tower
could not hide everything.
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RAPUNZELI love you more.
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FLYNN: Is this hair?
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FLYNN: (GRUNTS)
Now they're just being mean.
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RAPUNZEL: Hey.
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FLYNN: So, can I ask you something?
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Visiting Olympus Coliseum 2
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-HERCULES: So what's in Thebes?
-A lot of problems.
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HERCULES: Yeah. Yeah. I know.
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HADES: Meg?
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HERCULES: Excuse me.
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MEG: (PANTING) Please.
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HADES: A stirring performance, boys.
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PHIL: Two words.
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Visiting Castle of Dreams
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CINDERELLA: Breakfast time.
Everybody up. Hurry, hurry.
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JAQ: Uh-oh, Lucify.
How're we gonna get out?
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CINDERELLA: Oh, there you are.
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CINDERELLA: Stop that.
Go on, shoo, shoo.
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WOMAN 2: Cinderella!
CINDERELLA: I'm coming.
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DRIZELLA: Huh. As if you care.
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CINDERELLA:
Good morning, Anastasia.
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ANASTASIA: Well, it's about time.
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STEPMOTHER:
Well, come in, child, come in.
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ANASTASIA: Oh! Oh, Mother.
Oh, Mother!
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-Now what did you do?
-ANASTASIA: Oh!
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STEPMOTHER: Cinderella!
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STEPMOTHER:
Close the door, Cinderella.
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CINDERELLA: (SINGING) High
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-Thank you.
-JAQ: From the King!
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DRIZELLAOhhh
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-DRIZELLA: It's her fault.
-Girls, girls. Remember,
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-That means I can go, too.
-DRIZELLA: Ha!
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-a ruffle, something for a collar...
-DRIZELLA: Cinderella!
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ANASTASIA: Cinderella!
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DRIZELLA: Cinderella!
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ANASTASIA: Cinderella!
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DRIZELLA: And this, too, my slippers.
Don't forget...
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-Press my skirt and mind the ruffle.
-STEPMOTHER: Cinderella?
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ANASTASIA: I don't see why everyone
else has nice things to wear,
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DRIZELLA: You should talk.
These beads!
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-Trash.
-ANASTASIA: Oh, I hate this.
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-be sure...
-CINDERELLA: Wait!
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JAQ: Isn't it wonderful?
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FAIRY GODMOTHER:
Oh, this really is nice.
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CINDERELLA: Oh, poor Lucifer.
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FAIRY GODMOTHER:
But tonight, for a change,
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STEPMOTHER: Nor I.
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DUKE: Guard! Guard!
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CINDERELLA: I'm sorry.
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-Oh, well, it's over and...
-JAQ: Cinderelly.
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STEPMOTHER: You clumsy little fool.
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CINDERELLA: (SOBBING)
Please. Please.
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-I'm so excited, I don't know what I'll do.
-STEPMOTHER: Girls.
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-How can she stand there...
-STEPMOTHER: Girls.
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DUKE: What? Tea? (YAWNING)
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ANASTASIA:
Oh, it's the right foot, but...
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-I can get you out.
-CINDERELLA: You've got the key!
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-Good day. Good day.
-CINDERELLA: Your Grace?
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STEPMOTHER: Pay no attention.
DRIZELLA: It's Cinderella.
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Imagining in 2017
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ANNOUNCER: There's excitement
in the air, ladies and gentlemen.
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ANNOUNCER: That's right.
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ANNOUNCER:
Clearly a long shot, folks.
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-He's gonna lose the game for us!
-ANNOUNCER: Wait!
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-But, coach, wait!
-COACH: Don't swing!
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ANNOUNCER: Nervous, gangly,
barely able to hold the pine,
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ANNOUNCER: Left field's
found something better to do,
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CHEETAH: Why him?
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ANNOUNCER: Here's the wind-up,
the pitch! It's a high cutter.
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ANNOUNCER: Wait! The batter
is unbelievably at home plate.
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ANNOUNCER: There he goes,
headed the wrong way.
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ANNOUNCER: Wait! He's turned!
I've never said these words before,
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-Goosey steps on home...
-LITTLE: Today's a new day!
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ANNOUNCER: We have a tie game!
They're scrambling in the alley.
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ANNOUNCER:
It's the old tip-the-cow play.
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-Yes!
-ANNOUNCER: Hold up! No!
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ANNOUNCER:
He's trying to lighten his load!
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UMPIRE: You're out!
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ANNOUNCER: Oh, folks.
Folks, what a heartbreaker.
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UMPIRE: Wait!
ANNOUNCER: Wait!
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ANNOUNCER: It's all over, folks!
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ANNOUNCER:
Yes, Chicken Little, it's all yours!
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ABBY: Yeah!
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ABBY: Yeah!
RUNT: Yeah!
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Visiting Agrabah
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JAFAR: At last,
after all my years of searching,
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ABU: Yum, yum!
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-ALADDIN: Abu!
-(ANGRY SQUEAKING)
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-The princess?
-ABU: Princess?
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ABU: Yoo-hoo! Aladdin! Hello!
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-CAVE: Infidels!
-Uh-oh.
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CAVE: You have touched
the forbidden treasure!
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-Uh-oh.
-GENIE: Here he comes.
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GENIE: He's got the outfit.
He's got the elephant.
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ALADDIN: (SIGHS)
What am I gonna do?
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-ALADDIN: Princess Jasmine?
-(GROWLING)
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-JASMINE: Just leave me alone.
-Down, kitty.
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GENIE: Enough about you, Casanova.
Talk about her.
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JASMINE: Just go jump off a balcony!
_________________________________
ALADDINNow I'm in
A whole new world with you
_________________________________
JASMINEUnbelievable sights
_________________________________
IAGO: We gotta get outta here.
I gotta start packing. Only essentials.
_________________________________
ALADDIN: Look, I... I'm sorry.
_________________________________
JASMINE: Ali. Oh, Ali.
Will you come here?
_________________________________
-(CROWD CHEERING)
-ALADDIN: Jasmine.
_________________________________
-IAGO: Puppet ruler want a cracker?
-(SULTAN MOANING)
_________________________________
JASMINE: Jafar.
_________________________________
JASMINE: Cute little gaps
between your teeth.
_________________________________
JAFAR: Things are unraveling
fast now, boy.
_________________________________
JASMINE: Aladdin.
_________________________________
ALADDIN:
Phenomenal cosmic powers...
_________________________________
JAFAR: Get your blasted beak
out of my face.
_________________________________
-IAGO: Oh, shut up, your moron.
-Don't tell me to shut up.
_________________________________
JAFAR: Shut up!
_________________________________
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_________________________________
LITTLE: No!
_________________________________
BUCK: Hey! Son! You all right?
_________________________________
BUCK: Huh?
_________________________________
ABBY: Uh-huh.
RUNT: Uh-huh.
_________________________________
-We already started. We were just...
-LITTLE: It opened up!
_________________________________
LITTLE: All right, guys. Watch this.
_________________________________
LITTLE: Are you gonna
help me get rid of it or not?
_________________________________
-ABBY: Sit tight, Fish!
-Fish! We will try to save you!
_________________________________
RUNT: Oh, poor Fish!
_________________________________
ABBY: Fish.
_________________________________
ABBY: Now breathe.
LITTLE: Breathe.
_________________________________
RUNT: (SINGING)
Well, you can tell by the way
_________________________________
LITTLE AND ABBY
Fish! Are you okay?
_________________________________
LITTLE: Run!
_________________________________
RUNT: Push! Push! No!
_________________________________
LITTLE: Look out!
_________________________________
-LITTLE: Run!
-Wait! Fish!
_________________________________
LITTLE: Hurry! Hurry!
_________________________________
ABBY: Go! Go!
_________________________________
ABBY: Ring the bell!
_________________________________
CITIZEN ON TV:
Now the weather with Riz.
_________________________________
COACH: Chicken Little! You better
have a good explanation for this!
_________________________________
REPORTER 1:
What are we looking for?
_________________________________
-REPORTER 2: I don't know.
-(CAMERA LENS BUZZING)
_________________________________
REPORTER 3: Ooh, bad throw.
_________________________________
-What kind of parent are you?
-LITTLE: I'm telling the truth.
_________________________________
FEMALE CAR: All right! Next!
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: Racers, get on over
to the startin' line. Pronto!
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: Welcome, y'all,
to Thunder Hollow Speedway...
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: Race fans!
_________________________________
CRUZ: (GASPS) Wait!
No, no, no. I'm not a racer.
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: And make way for
the undefeated Crazy Eight champion...
_________________________________
-McQUEEN: Ow.
-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
RACER: Ha-ha! Watch out.
_________________________________
SUPERFLY: I'm flying!
No! I'm not flying!
_________________________________
-(CROWD EXCLAIMING)
-CAR: Get it. Get it.
_________________________________
DISGUST: It's like
we don't learn anything.
_________________________________
CABBIE TAXI: Hey, buddy! Move it!
_________________________________
-Here I come, boy!
-TACO: No, no, no!
_________________________________
MISS FRITTER: Nobody touches him.
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: Miss Fritter is
looking to get upright, folks.
_________________________________
CAR: Get up. Get up!
CROWD: Fritter! Fritter!
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen,
we have a winner!
_________________________________
MALE CAR: Whipplefilter?
_________________________________
-CAR: McQueen!
-(CAMERAS FLASHING)
_________________________________
REPORTER: Tell ours listeners at home
you weren't really trying
_________________________________
BING BONG: I wonder why
they moved it? Wow, that's not...
_________________________________
BING BONG: Wait! Riley and I,
we're still using that rocket!
_________________________________
REPORTER: Reports of panic
and mayhem are pouring in
_________________________________
-COMPUTER: You have hate mail.
-I'm sorry. That wasn't very funny.
_________________________________
-COMPUTER: You have more hate mail.
-Hi. What are you saying, sir?
_________________________________
FEMALE CAR ON TV:
And earn your physics degree
_________________________________
MALE CAR: You'll get
that and a $200 gift,
_________________________________
MALE CAR 2: Now look here, Warden...
_________________________________
FEMALE CAR 2: Oh, no!
He's got a jack!
_________________________________
NARRATOR: Autos over 100,000 miles
also reported trouble sleeping.
_________________________________
MALE CAR: Throw the old ones out.
This covers--
_________________________________
HICKS"Champion for the Ages"
Chick Hicks here.
_________________________________
HICKSWow!
So what do you think, Certain?
_________________________________
HICKSYeah, right!
Talk about humiliating.
_________________________________
HICKSWow!
_________________________________
DISGUST: Emotions can't quit, genius!
_________________________________
MATEROh, well, good.
_________________________________
SCRATCHY: Itchy... Itchy...
_________________________________
LISA: Dad, we can't see the movie!
_________________________________
MAN 1: You suck!
MAN 2: Shut up and play!
_________________________________
MARGE: I hate being late.
HOMER: Well, I hate going.
_________________________________
MARGE: Homer,
they can hear you inside.
_________________________________
HOMER: Relax. Those pious morons
_________________________________
-Let your spirit...
-FLANDERS: Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
_________________________________
FLANDERS: Homer, I don't mean to
be a nervous Pervis or anything,
_________________________________
HOMER: Ah!
_________________________________
LISA: Hello. Sorry to bother you
on a Sunday,
_________________________________
LISA: Lake Springfield has
higher levels of mercury than even...
_________________________________
LISA: Lake Springfield is...
_________________________________
COLIN: Are you aware that
a leaky faucet can waste over...
_________________________________
LISA: (THINKING) He's pure gold!
For once in your life, be cool.
_________________________________
WIGGUMStop in the name of
American squeamishness!
_________________________________
Visiting Pride Lands
_________________________________
MUFASA: Look, Simba.
_________________________________
NALA: It's really creepy.
_________________________________
NALA: Simba!
_________________________________
MUFASA: Zazu.
_________________________________
SIMBA: Come here!
_________________________________
BANZAI: Man, that lousy Mufasa.
I won't be able to sit for a week.
_________________________________
-Well, he started it.
-SHENZI: Look at you guys.
_________________________________
-SHENZI: Yeah.
-I see.
_________________________________
SHENZI: Ooh, it tingles me.
_________________________________
SCAR: You wait here. Your father has
a marvelous surprise for you.
_________________________________
MUFASA: Scar!
_________________________________
-SCAR: Brother.
-Brother, help me!
_________________________________
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Imagining in 2017
_________________________________
WIGGUM: See you in court, kid.
_________________________________
HOMER: Thank you.
_________________________________
HOMER: (CHOMPING)
Mmm, mmm, mmm...
_________________________________
DIRECTOR: Action.
_________________________________
DIRECTOR: And we're clear.
_________________________________
HOMER: Who's a good pig?
_________________________________
FLANDERS: Rough day, huh, son?
_________________________________
BART: Oh, my God.
_________________________________
HOMER: (SINGING) Spider Pig
_________________________________
LISA: We are at the
tipping point, people.
_________________________________
MOE: This is why we should hate kids.
_________________________________
SKULL: Evil!
_________________________________
BART: Jabbity, jabbity, jab, jab, jab!
_________________________________
CARGILL:
The United States government.
_________________________________
-Environmental Protection Agency.
-LENNY: Come again?
_________________________________
-Springfield has become...
-MAN 1: Whoo! Springfield!
_________________________________
KRUSTY: Drama queen!
_________________________________
G.P.S.: Coming up on your right...
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: We've got dome wax,
dome polish, dome freshener,
_________________________________
CARL: No, we won't.
We just want Homer!
_________________________________
GRAMPA: I'm part of the mob!
_________________________________
-We have a wedding video?
-KRUSTY: Torch his gas tank!
_________________________________
BART: Ooh! Up here!
_________________________________
HOMER: Um, little help?
_________________________________
BART: Geronimo!
LISA: Sacajawea!
_________________________________
NELSON: Ha-ha!
_________________________________
HOMER: Hey, guys?
_________________________________
-BART: Mom?
-Yes, honey?
_________________________________
TONYI sort of knew her,
but she'd changed.
_________________________________
TONYAnd I went to watch
the track meet.
_________________________________
UNDERMINER:
Behold! The Underminer!
_________________________________
TONYAs if things aren't
weird enough,
_________________________________
MR. INCREDIBLE:
You two, stay here.
_________________________________
ELASTIGIRL: Wait.
Should we be doing this?
_________________________________
TONY:
They looked like superheroes.
_________________________________
VIOLET: You're not
going anywhere,
_________________________________
TONYI see my chance
to get out of there.
_________________________________
-(VIOLET SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)
-TONYThe girl, she's upset
_________________________________
VIOLET: Oh. Tony!
_________________________________
VIOLET: Uh, this isn't
what you think it is.
_________________________________
TONYIt was just getting
too freaky.
_________________________________
UNDERMINER: Ooh. (LAUGHS)
_________________________________
-DASH: Hey, lady!
-(WOMAN YELPS)
_________________________________
-DASH: Heads up, Dad!
-Dash!
_________________________________
-DASH: Mom needs help!
-(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
_________________________________
-(GUNS COCKING)
-OFFICER: Freeze, Supers!
_________________________________
TOMMY: Excuse me, Mr. Zone?
_________________________________
FROZONE: Sorry, but I'm not
really supposed to be here.
_________________________________
TOMMY: Which seems wrong...
_________________________________
DICKER: They've been gunning
for Supers for years.
_________________________________
VIOLET: Did you dry them?
_________________________________
-Yes.
-BOB: No.
_________________________________
Visiting Beast's Castle during the Enchanted Christmas
_________________________________
CHIP: Whoa!
_________________________________
MRS. POTTS: Chip, away from
those presents, dear.
_________________________________
CHIP: Mama, I found one for me!
_________________________________
COGSWORTH:
What are you yammering about?
_________________________________
-Why don't you tell it, Mama?
-COGSWORTH: Capital idea.
_________________________________
LUMIERE: Ah! Now we will hear
what really happened.
_________________________________
LUMIEREAh-ah-ah.
_________________________________
CHIP: Where could he be?
MRS. POTTS: Goodness knows.
_________________________________
COGSWORTH: I'm beginning to think
he's not in the castle at all.
_________________________________
LUMIERE: Let's go! Love will not wait.
_________________________________
LUMIERE: And her looks
don't hurt either.
_________________________________
CHIP: Yeah!
Or you could go ice-skating.
_________________________________
MRS. POTTS: Come along, Belle, dear.
The great outdoors awaits.
_________________________________
CHIP: Yeah, let's go!
_________________________________
CHIP: Come on!
COGSWORTH: Not so fast.
_________________________________
-Oh, humiliating.
-MRS. POTTS: Pish posh.
_________________________________
MRS. POTTS: Look at us,
squabbling and bickering,
_________________________________
LUMIERE: Mince pies.
MRS. POTTS: Potatoes.
_________________________________
CHIP: One-thousand one,
one-thousand two,
_________________________________
-Are we there yet?
-BELLE: Not yet.
_________________________________
LUMIEREAnd we'll be as shiny
as a brand-new centime
_________________________________
CHIP: Hiya, Belle.
You should see the ballroom.
_________________________________
-(SLOW MELODIC MUSIC PLAYING)
-BELLE: Shh.
_________________________________
CHIP: (SHUDDERING)
Well, maybe there's nobody here.
_________________________________
BELLE: What's the matter, Sultan?
_________________________________
BELLE: It looks dangerous.
_________________________________
LUMIERE: Careful, careful.
_________________________________
-Lumiere, you're with me.
-BEAST: Cogsworth!
_________________________________
BEAST: Hot.
_________________________________
CHIP: The tree, Belle!
We're gonna lose the tree!
_________________________________
BELLE: Oh!
_________________________________
MRS. POTTS: There she is.
_________________________________
BELLE'S VOICE"Once upon a time,
there was an enchanted castle.
_________________________________
-(CHEERING)
-CHIP: All right!
_________________________________
-BELLE: Oh, no!
-Belle!
_________________________________
BEAST: Forte!
_________________________________
LUMIERE: Oh, no, the bell jar!
_________________________________
-LUMIERE: You got it?
-Got it. Got it.
_________________________________
COGSWORTH: The setting is perfect.
_________________________________
MRS. POTTS: Merry Christmas.
LUMIERE: Merry Christmas, everyone.
_________________________________
To visit Olaf's Frozen Adventure, go to: Olaf's Frozen Adventure off-screen dialogues
_________________________________
Visiting Prankster's Paradise 2 at Disneyland
_________________________________
-A vacation on Pleasure Island.
-PINOCCHIO: Pleasure Island?
_________________________________
JIMINY: Pinocchio!
_________________________________
JIMINY: Pinocchio!
_________________________________
-This is the end.
-PINOCCHIO: But, Jiminy...
_________________________________
PINOCCHIO: Father? Father, it's me.
_________________________________
PINOCCHIO: He... He's gone.
_________________________________
JIMINY: Yeah, and Figaro.
_________________________________
PINOCCHIO: And Cleo too.
_________________________________
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Imagining in 2017
_________________________________
DORY: Mmm, got it.
_________________________________
NEMO: Wait, I thought
there were 3 sharks.
_________________________________
MARLIN: No. No,
there were definitely four.
_________________________________
ALL: The undertow!
MR. RAY: That's right.
_________________________________
MR. RAY: Because the current created
by all the flapping is very strong.
_________________________________
MR. RAY: Dory! Dory!
_________________________________
-(GASPS) Is she dead?
-MR. RAY: No, she's not dead.
_________________________________
-MARLIN: Dory!
-Hello?
_________________________________
MAN ON RADIO: Thundershowers are
expected in the Crocodile Falls area
_________________________________
WOMAN: Cody!
_________________________________
CODY: Whoa!
_________________________________
McLEACH: (LAUGHING) Got one!
_________________________________
McLEACH: I'm gonna kill her!
_________________________________
-Ta-da!
-FEAR: Wait, wait, wait.
_________________________________
MAN: TripleDent gum 
WOMAN: Will make you smile
_________________________________
ARLO: Hey. Hey. No. Stop!
_________________________________
ARLO: Oh!
_________________________________
-VOICE: Hello.
-(ARLO GASPS)
_________________________________
VOICE: We've been watching you.
_________________________________
Visiting 100 Acre Wood
_________________________________
RABBIT: No!
_________________________________
RABBIT: Oh, my heavens to Betsy.
_________________________________
RABBIT: Here we come. Don't worry.
_________________________________
-POOH: A lunch box!
-(WHISTLING) It certainly is!
_________________________________
GOPHER: Suffering sassafras.
He's sailing clean out of the book!
_________________________________
GOPHER: Quick! Turn the page!
_________________________________
POOH: But I haven't finished yet.
_________________________________

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