Disney NeverEnding Chronicles (2018 Part 4) - Subtitles (en)

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Imagining in June 2018–July 2018

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Where are those idiots?

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It's so hard to get

good help these days, my boys.

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Yes, that's right.

Oh, come on out, my lovelies.

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Cheer your old dad up.

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Poor Daddy, surrounded by filthy rats

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in this joyless, sunless void!

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But don't worry, little men.

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Daddy will get rid of them all! He will.

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-They'll all be dead-weady.

-(MURMURING)

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Did you find it?

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-Huh?

-Ah! Did you find it?

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Ah... Well, we got most of it, boss.

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Forget the ruby!

It's the master cable that I want.

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The one that grubby creature Rita took.

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-BOTH: Ooh.

-Without it, my plan is ruined!

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Okay, chief. Yeah.

Forget the ruby. Ruby's gone.

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See? See? Moving on.

We are now your cable guys.

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Focused. Cable-centric, boss.

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You need to be back in time

for the World Cup Final.

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Great! Are we watching

the game together?

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-TOAD: Just get the cable!

-(SPIKE SCREAMS)

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WHITEY: Keep your legs straight!

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(TWITTERING)

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(GIGGLING)

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Doris, get it off! Get it off!

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(DOOR CREAKING)

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Oh!

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I've got you now.

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Lewis!

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No, Lewis is my stupid roommate.

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My name's Mike Yagoobian.

People call me Goob,

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but today, everyone that beat me up

called me "puke face"

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and "butterfingers"

and "booger breath."

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Nice to see that they're branching out.

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I'm sorry. I didn't mean to...

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Well, I was just looking for Lewis.

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Try the roof.

He's always up there being dumb.

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Of course. Why didn't I think of that?

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Mr. Steak, you're my only friend.

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Game didn't go so well, huh?

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No, I fell asleep in the ninth inning,

and I missed the winning catch.

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Then I got beat up.

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Afterwards, Coach took me aside

and told me to let it go.

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I don't know. He's probably right.

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No!

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Everyone will tell you to let it go

and move on, but don't.

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Instead, let it fester

and boil inside of you.

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Take these feelings

and lock them away.

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Let them fuel your actions.

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Let hate be your ally,

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and you will be capable

of wonderfully horrid things.

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Heed my words, Goob. Don't let it go.

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What?

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(LAUGHING)

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Where is that boy?

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(TWITTERING)

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Good idea!

Separate and look for clues.

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(CRASHING)

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(CAT MEWING)

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Look, my dear! Look what I found!

It's a stick.

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Now, what did you find?

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(TWITTERING)

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Yes. Yes, I see.

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Time travel residue next to DNA

from Wilbur Robinson.

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That plus my stick must mean...

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(TWITTERING)

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(HONKING)

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To the future! Shotgun!

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(BOWLER HAT GUY LAUGHING)

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Imagining in July 2018

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(DASH GASPS)

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BOB: No Sugar Bombs
on my watch.
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-(DASH GROANS)
-(JACK-JACK GIGGLES)
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Where's Mom?
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She's up and out.
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She's at her new job doing hero work.
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But I thought superheroes
were still illegal.
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They are, for now.
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So Mom is getting paid
to break the law?
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She's not breaking...
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She's an advocate for superheroes.
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It's a new job.
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So, Mom is going out illegally...
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to explain why she shouldn't be illegal.
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Hey... Hey!
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-The bus is here!
-(BUS HORN HONKING)
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Whoa! Grab your stuff quickly!
Go on, get on the...
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Put your homework in your pack!
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Bye-bye!
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(EXHALES)
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(JACK-JACK GIGGLING)
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We're gonna get along just fine...
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'cause you don't ask any hard questions.
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(STOMACH GROWLING)
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(THUDS)
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-(GIGGLES)
-(SIGHS)

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(CLATTERS)
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Ay, ay, hold still. Look up.

A ver, a ver. Look up, up, up.
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(SNIFFING)
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Aqui arriba, eso... Eh, la rayita.

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Okay. Hey! Ta-da!

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Dead as a doorknob.

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So listen, Miguel,

this place runs on memories.

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When you're well remembered,
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people put up your photo

and you get to...
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cross the bridge and visit the living
on Día de Muertos. Unless you're me.

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You don't get to cross over?

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No one's ever put up my picture.

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But you can change that!

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MIGUEL: This is you?

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 Eh, muy guapo, eh?

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So, you get me
to my great-great-grandpa...

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then I put up your photo

when I get home?

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Such a smart boy! Yes!
Great idea, yes! One hiccup.
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De la Cruz is a tough guy to get to

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and I need to cross that bridge soon.
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Like, tonight.

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So, you got any other

family here, you know?

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Someone a bit more, eh, accessible?

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Mmm... Nope.

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Don't yank my chain, chamaco.

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You gotta have some other family.

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Only de la Cruz.

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If you can't help me,

I'll find him myself.
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(MIGUEL WHISTLES)

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Oh! Okay. Okay, kid. Fine! Fine!

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I'll get you to your great-great-grandpa.
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Now, really, Jenny. We can't

just take in a stray off the street.
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But look at the poor thing.
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-Winston, he's half starved.

-(GRUNTING)
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Ah. I know you're growing attached

to the little fellow,
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but do try to understand.
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Your parents left me responsible for you.
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They won't mind. Really.
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Don't worry, kitty. I'll take care of you.
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Georgette is not going to like this.

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Rise and shine, Georgette.

Your public awaits.

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(YAWNING)

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(GASPS)

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 (SINGING) Girl, we've got work to do
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Pass me the paint
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And glue
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Perfect isn't easy
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But it's me
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When one knows the world is watching
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One does what one must
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Some minor adjustments, darling
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Not for my vanity but for humanity
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Each little step a pose
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See how the breeding shows

Ooh!
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Sometimes it's too much for even me
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But when all the world says yes
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Then who am I to say no
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Don't ask a mutt to strut like a showgirl
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No, girl, ya need a pro

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(TWITTERING)

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Not a flea or a flaw
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Take a peek at that paw
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La-de-da-da
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Perfection becomes me

N' est-ce pas'?
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Unrivaled, unruffled
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I'm beauty unleashed, yeah
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Jaws drop, hearts stop
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So classic and classy

We're not talkin' Lassie
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Aaa
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Aaa Ooo
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Ooo

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(HOWLING)

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(GEORGETTE BARKING)

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Though many covet my bone and bowl
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They're barkin' up the wrong tree
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You pretty pups all over the city
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I have your hearts and you have my pity
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Pretty is nice but still it's just pretty
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Perfect, my dears
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Is me

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Ooo!

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JENNY: Wait till you taste this.

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It's a secret recipe I just invented.

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-(DISHES CLATTERING)

-(BELL RINGS)
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What on earth...
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My goodness! Jenny!
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Don't you think a tin of kitty chow

would have sufficed?
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Nonsense. He'll love this.
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Now, young lady.
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I really think we should've waited

until your parents...
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(CRACKING)
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Ugh!
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-(PHONE RINGING)

-Oh, bother!
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And for ze kitty, the house specialty.
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-(PHONE RINGING)

-Oeufs à la Jenny avec Cocoa Krispies.

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Mmm.
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-WINSTON: Jenny, it's your parents!

-Yeah! Wait till I tell 'em!
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Oh, yes, sir. I do assure you

everything is absolutely hunky...
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Georgette, I wouldn't go in there
if I were you.
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-Uh, everything's fine here.

-They're gonna be so excited.
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Here she is now.
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(GASPS)
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A cat!
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What is the meaning of this? (BARKING)
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Winston! (BARKING)
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(SEETHING)

I guess I'll have to handle this myself.
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-Hello.

-Hello.
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I, um, hope you won't think me rude,
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but do you happen to know
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out of whose bowl you're eating?
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-Yours?

-Ooh!
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Aren't you a clever kitty?
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And do you have any idea
whose home this is?
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I thought it was Jenny's.
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Well, it may be Jenny's house,
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but everything from the
doorknobs down is mine!
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Oh, Georgette. I see you've met Oliver.

Isn't he cute?
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I've got great news. Mom and Dad

just said I could keep him.
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I'm sure you two are gonna be

the best of friends.
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(CHUCKLING)
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Okay, Milo, don't take no for an answer.

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"Look, I have some questions for you,

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"and I'm not leaving this city

until they're answered!" Yeah, that's it.

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That's good, that's good.

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I have some questions for you.

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and you are not leaving this city

until they are answered.

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-Yeah, well, I... Okay.

-Shh, come with me.

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Oh, there is so much

to ask about your world.

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-You are a scholar, are you not?

-Eh, ah.

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Judging from your diminished

physique and large forehead,

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you are suited for nothing else.

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What is your country of origin?

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-When did the flood waters recede?

-Well...

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-How did you...

-Wait a minute.

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I got a few questions for you, too.

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So let's do this, okay?

You ask one, then I'll ask one,

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then you, then me, then...

Well, you get it.

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Very well. What is your first question?

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Well, okay, how did you get here?

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Well, I mean, not you, personally,

but your culture.

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I mean, how did all of this

end up down here?

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It is said that

the gods became jealous of Atlantis.

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They sent a great cataclysm

and banished us here.

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All I can remember is the sky going dark

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and people shouting and running.

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Then, a bright light, like a star

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floating above the city.

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My father said it called my mother to it.

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I never saw her again.

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I'm sorry. If it's any consolation,

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I know how you feel, because I lost my...

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Wait a minute. Wait a minute!

Whoa, back up!

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What are you telling me?

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That you remember

because you were there?

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No, that's... That's impossible...

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Because, I mean,

that would make you...

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You know, 8,500-8,800 years old.

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Yes.

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Oh, well. Hey, uh, pfft. Looking good.

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Just...

(CLEARS THROAT)

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-You got another question for me?

-Yes.

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How is it you found

your way to this place?

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Well, I'll tell you, it wasn't easy.

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If it weren't for this book,

we never would have made it.

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Okay, second question. Legend has it

that your people possessed

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a power source of some kind

that enabled them...

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-You mean you can understand this?

-Yes, I'm a linguist.

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That's what I do, that's my job.

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-Now, getting back to my question...

-This, right here,

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you can read this?

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Yes, yes.

I can read Atlantean, just like you.

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You can't, can you?

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No one can.

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Such knowledge has been lost to us

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since the time of the mehbehlmoak.

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Oh, the Great Flood.

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-Show me.

-Okay...

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(READING IN ATLANTEAN)

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"Follow the narrow passage

for another league.

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"There, you will find the fifth marker."

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Yeah. Yeah, that's it.

How was my accent?

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Boorish, provincial...

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-And you speak it through your nose.

-Yeah, gotta work on that.

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Here, let me show you something.

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What? It looks like some sort of vehicle.

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Yes. But no matter what I try,

it will not respond.

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-Perhaps if...

-Way ahead of you.

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Okay, let's see what we got here.

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Okay. "Place crystal into slot."

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Yes, yes, I have done that!

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"Gently place your hand

on the inscription pad."

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-Yes!

-Okay, did you turn the crystal

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-one-quarter turn back?

-Yes. Yes!

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While your hand was

on the inscription pad?

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Ye... No.

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(CHUCKLING) Ah, well. See, there's

your problem right there.

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That's an easy thing to miss.

You know, you deserve credit

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for even getting this far.

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Okay, give it a try.

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(GASPS)

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Oh!

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(SPEAKING ATLANTEAN)

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Yeah, you got that right.

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This is great! With this thing,

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I could see the whole city

in no time at all.

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Wonder how fast it goes.

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(SPUTTERING)

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So, who's hungry?
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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MARLIN: Are you absolutely

sure that's what I said?

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"Go wait over there and forget.

That's what you do best."

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-Yeah, Dad.

-I said that?

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You said that, Dory swam to the surface,

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and she got taken by some...

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All right, I don't want to hear

the whole story again.

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I was just asking about the one part

because, look, if I said that...

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I'm not positive I did.

It's actually a compliment because...

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I asked her to wait and I said,

"It's what you do best."

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So I... Oh, it's my fault!

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It's all my fault she got kidnapped

and taken into whatever this place is.

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What if it's a restaurant?

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Oy! You two! Shut it!

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Yeah, we're trying to sleep!

You interrupted my favourite dream!

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Is that the one about you

laying on this rock?

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-Yeah.

-Oh, that is a good one.

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-Oh, yeah, isn't it? Yeah.

-It's one of my favourites.

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NEMO: Uh, excuse us. Hello!

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-Son! Son.

-We're trying to...

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Those are sea lions.

They are natural predators.

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They could pounce at any moment.

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(YAWNING)

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Uh, they don't look very pouncy.

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That's what they want you to think.

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Just get behind me

and let me do the talking.

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Excuse me, we're worried

about our friend. Is that a restaurant?

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(LAUGHING)

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Mate, it's not a restaurant.

Your friend is okay.

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-She is?

-It's a fish hospital.

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Sigourney Weaver says she'll be

rescued, rehabilitated, and released.

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She'll be in and out in a jiff.

We should know.

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-Nasal parasite.

-Anaemia.

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All fixed up and sent on our way.

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Oh, thank goodness.

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Sure, that's all right.

Don't you worry ab...

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-BOTH: Gerald, get off the rock!

-Shove off, Gerald! Come on. Off! Off!

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-Get off! Now you know better! Off!

-Off! Off! Off! Off!

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Don't you worry about a thing.

That place is the Marine Life Institute.

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The Jewel of Morro Bay, California.

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(GASPS) She was right.

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It looks like Dory

can do something besides forget.

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Thank you, Nemo. Thank you for that.

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So how are we gonna get inside?

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Wait. You want to get inside MLI?

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Desperately. Our friend is in there.

Lost, alone.

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She's scared.

She'll have no idea what to do.

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Oh, we know a way.

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You do?

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BOTH: Ooo-roo.

Ooo-roo-roo. Ooo-roo.

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-What are they doing?

-I don't know. It sounds bad.

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By the way, we were never

properly introduced.

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My name's Milo.

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My name is Kidagakash.

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Kidamaschnaga.

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Hey, you got a nickname?

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(GIGGLES) Kida.

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Okay, Kida. I can remember that.

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Wow.

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(SIGHS)

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What is wrong?

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Oh, it's nothing. I just...

Got something in my eye.

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You know, my grandpa

used to tell me stories

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about this place

as far back as I can remember.

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I just wish he could be

standing here with me.

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(SPEAKING ATLANTEAN)

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(GASPS)

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(GRUNTS)

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Tell me more about your companions.

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Your physician, he is called Cookie?

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-No, that's Sweet.

-What is?

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The doctor. He's Sweet.

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Oh, he is kindly.

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No, no, no, that's... That's his name.

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-His name is kindly?

-No, Sweet.

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Well, I mean, he's kindly, too.

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So all of your doctors

are sweet and kindly?

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No. Well, I'm sure some are.

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Ours is, but that's not a requirement.

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-You're missing the point.

-You are confusing me.

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Wow. Look at all those tattoos.

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Shoot. That ain't nothing.

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Look here what I got.

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All 38 United States.

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Watch me make Rhode Island dance.

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Go on, baby, dance. Dance.

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There you go.

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(CHILDREN LAUGHING)

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(SPEAKING ATLANTEAN)

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Cookies are sweet, but yours is not.

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Sweet is kindly,

but that is not his name.

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Audrey is sweet,

but she is not your doctor.

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And the little digging animal

called Mole...

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He is your pet?

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Close enough.

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Oh, don't forget to eat the head.

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That's where all the nutrients are.

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(SWALLOWS)

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(BELCHES)

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(BREATHING THROUGH MASK)

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VOICE BOX:

There's a snake in my boot.
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I'd like to join your posse, boys,

but first I'm gonna sing a little song.
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A sheriff!
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Move over, Mr. Pricklepants.

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We have a guest.
You want some coffee?
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It's good for you. But don't drink
too much, or you'll have to... Have to...

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Be right back!
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Psst! Hey, hello? Hi. Excuse me.

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(SHUSHING)
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Can you tell me where I am?
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The guy's just asking a question.

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Well, excuse me.
I'm trying to stay in character.

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(SNIFFS DRAMATICALLY)
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My name's Buttercup.
You've met Baron von Shush.

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Hello, I'm Trixie.

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(BOTH SHUSHING)
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Guys, hey. Guys, look,
I don't know where I am.

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We're either in a cafe in Paris

or a coffee shop in New Jersey.
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I'm pretty sure
I just came back from the doctor
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with life-changing news.

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We do a lot of improv here. Just stay
loose, have fun, you'll be fine.

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(TOILET FLUSHING)
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-No, no, no, no. I...

-Who wants lunch?
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Bee-boop-bee-boop.

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It has a secret ingredient. Jelly beans.

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VOICE BOX:

Somebody's poisoned the water hole.
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(GASPS) Poison?
Who would do such a mean thing?
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(CACKLES)
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(EXCLAIMS) The scary witch! Look out!

She's using her witch-y powers!
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"I know where to hide."
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She'll never find us in here.
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What's wrong?
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(EXCLAIMS)
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She found us! We need a spaceship
to get away from the witch!
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-You're doing great!

-Are you classically-trained?
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Look, I just need to know
how to get out of here!
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There is no way out.

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(GASPS)
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Just kidding. Door's right over there.

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Well, cowboy, you just
jumped right in, didn't ya? I'm Dolly.

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-Uh, Woody.

-Woody?
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Really? You're gonna stick with that?
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'Cause now's your chance to change it,
new room and all.

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That's coming from a doll named Dolly.

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-Who's the new guy?

-Are you a real cowboy?

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-Well, actually...

-'Course he's not, pea brain.

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-He don't even have a hat.

-I do too have... (GASPS) My hat!

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-Told ya.

-BONNIE: I found a spaceship!
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Showtime.

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Quick, get in. Fasten your seat belts.

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Close your tray tables. Hold on.
It might get a little bumpy.

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Three, two, one, blastoff!
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Yee-haw!
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You saved us, cowboy.
You're our hero.

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(LAUGHING)

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OFFICER 1:
All right. All locations,
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we need to know where you want us.
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OFFICER 2: Stand by.
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Seems strange to wait for crime.

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WINSTON: Relax.
You're smack in the middle...
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of the worst crime area
in the city. It's perfect.

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It's a superhero's playground.
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"It's a superhero's playground." Right.

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You know,
after we went underground...
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my husband used to listen

to a police scanner...
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waiting for something to happen.
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And I got mad at him for it.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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Oh, I'm such a hypocrite.
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-DISPATCHER: All units.

-Something's up.
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We've been picking up
some chatter about
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potential disruptions to the
hovertrain's opening ceremony.

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OFFICER: Disruption or threat?

DISPATCHER: Both.
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Station's at Fifty-Fourth
and Nottingham.

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(GASPS) A potential threat!
Perfect!
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Fifty-fourth and Nottingham.
Go, go, go!
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Hey, Vi! I want you back here by 10:30.
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11-ish?
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10-ish, heading for 9:30-ish.
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10:30-ish it is. (SIGHS)
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Enjoy the movie.
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"In the county of Noddoff...
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"the Frubbers of Freep...
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"are all giving in
to the sweet succor of sleep."

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(SIGHS)
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VIC PERRIN: (ON TV) We will
control the horizontal...

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we will control the vertical.

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That's not the way
you're supposed to do it, Dad.
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They want us to do it this way.
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I don't know that way!

Why would they change math?
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-It's okay, Dad.

-Math is math!
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I'll just wait for Mom to get back.
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What?
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She won't understand it
any better than I do...
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VIC PERRIN: (ON TV)
The Outer Limits.

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(JACK-JACK GIGGLES)
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"All over Doozle-Dorf,
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"the Fribbers of Frupp
are going to sleep...

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"'cause they just can't keep up.
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"All over Doozle-Dorf,
Doozles are dozing.

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Eyelids so heavy,
they're drooping.
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(BOB SNORES)
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"Closing! The point is:
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"Everyone,
everyone's hitting the sack!

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"Everyone's getting the sleep
that they lack."

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Mayors often brag about their cities...
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(CHUCKLES)
and I'm no exception.

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And I'm willing to admit

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that New Urbem is not the only city...
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Are you sure the police are

gonna be okay with this?
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EVELYN: Sure. You're making
life easy for them.

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They still haven't forgiven us
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for the last time we made
life easy for them.
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I know the Chief of Police.

There won't be a problem.
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With all due respect...
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if you alone had handled
the Underminer...
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things would have been different.

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I'm just saying.
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MAYOR: ...on budget
and ahead of schedule...
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to launch our magnificent
new hovertrain.

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It can get you where you need to go
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at ridiculous speeds.

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The future is open for business!

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-(MARCHING BAND PLAYING)
-(PEOPLE CHEERING)
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(GRUNTS)
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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Wait. The train just stopped.
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(PEOPLE GASP)

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It's going the wrong direction.
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It's going the wrong way.
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I'm going after it.
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-(PEOPLE CLAMORING)

-This thing's really moving.
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100 and climbing.
How much track is built?

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EVELYN: About 25 miles.

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(GRUNTS) No one can shut
this thing down?
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EVELYN: They've tried. No-go.
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Is that Elastigirl?
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-(SIRENS WAILING)
-(BOTH GASP)
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(BRAKES SCREECHING)

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Overrides?
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They're locked out of the system.
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(ELASTIGIRL GRUNTING)

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-What about a fail-safe?

-EVELYN: Not enough time.

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(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
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Someone's calling?
Switching over.

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DASH: Hey, Mom.
I can't find my high-tops
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and Dad can't find them either.

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But he won't call you and ask,
so I am.

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BOB: Do not call your mother!

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Dash, honey.
Can't talk right now.
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Look under your bed, okay.
How much time?

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EVELYN: Less than two minutes!
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There's a shortcut. Cut
through the culvert up ahead.

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I don't know if I can stay with it.
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(YELLS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(ENGINE REVVING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(ALL GASP)
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(GASPING)
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(GRUNTS)
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(GASPS AND GRUNTS)
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(GRUNTING)
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(STRAINING)
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(PANTING)
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(CHUCKLES)
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(ALL GRUNT)
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(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
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-(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

-MAN: What the heck was that?
_________________________________

Is everybody all right?
Is anybody injured?
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Are you all right?
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Your story better be good.
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-Hey. Hey!
-(GRUNTS)
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What happened?
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(BEEPING)
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(SIGHS)
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(GASPS)

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Honey, why are you...
_________________________________

Don't say anything.
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It's Dad. Are you okay?
_________________________________

VIOLET: I'm fine.
I don't wanna talk about it.

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Tony didn't even call?
_________________________________

VIOLET: I don't wanna talk about it.
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-Oh, honey...
-VIOLET: Dad!
_________________________________

If you want me to feel better,
then leave me alone.

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Please?
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ROMAN: (ON TV)
See, there's nothing
_________________________________
a cop hates worse than a missing child.
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My kid brother's son.
Today is his first birthday.

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WOMAN: Oh, but if anybody
_________________________________
can find that child,
it's you, Roman.
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Because you're a wonderful policeman.

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-ROBBER 1: This is a holdup.
-(BOB SNORING)
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All right, get your hands up,
turn your back.

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ROBBER 2: Put your hands
behind
_________________________________
your heads and keep them there!

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Don't move!
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Drop that.
All right, now get over there.

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-(OBJECTS CLATTERING)
-Watch the door.

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ROBBER 1:
You think I'm kiddin'?

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Now.
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(SIRENS WAILING)
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I said now!

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ROBBER 1: I got it! Come on,
I tell you, come on!

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(SQUEALS)
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ROBBER 2:
You wanna get killed?
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(STRAINS)
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(GROWLS)
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(GRUNTING)
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(SNARLS)
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(CHITTERING)
_________________________________
(JACK-JACK GRUNTS)
_________________________________
-(GROWLING)
-(GRUNTING)
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(BOB SNORING)
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-(JACK-JACK YELLING)
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(RACCOON CHITTERING)
_________________________________
(JACK-JACK COUGHS)
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-Uh-oh.
-(JACK-JACK GIGGLING)
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-(SQUEAKS)
-(JACK-JACK GIGGLING)
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(YELPS)
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(RACCOON GROWLS)
_________________________________
-(RACCOON SHRIEKING)
-(JACK-JACK COOING)
_________________________________
-(JACK-JACK SQUEALING)
-(CRASHING)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
(BOB GRUNTING)
_________________________________
-BOB: No, no, no!
-(JACK-JACK SNARLING)
_________________________________
(RACCOON GROWLING)
_________________________________

-No!
-(ALL COOING)
_________________________________

BOB: No, no, no.
_________________________________

No, no, no.
_________________________________

-No, no, no!
-(SNARLING)
_________________________________
(RACCOON GROWLING)
_________________________________
(SHOUTING GIBBERISH)
_________________________________
(GIGGLING)
_________________________________

You have powers!
_________________________________

Yeah, baby,
_________________________________

and there's not a scratch on you!
_________________________________

Did you go through the locked door?
_________________________________

Are those your powers?
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Who can multiply like rabbits
_________________________________
and go right through any solid...
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-(SNEEZES)
-(YELPS)
_________________________________

-Oh, my God!
-(GIGGLING)
_________________________________
(PHONE RINGING)
_________________________________

-Hello.

-HELEN: Hey, honey.
_________________________________
-You weren't gonna call me?
-BOB: Oh, hey!
_________________________________

(STAMMERING)
No. I mean, yes, yeah...
_________________________________

-I just didn't wanna wake you.
-(JACK-JACK BABBLING)
_________________________________

The strangest thing
just happened out in the yard.
_________________________________

Sounds like I just woke you up.
_________________________________

No, no.
_________________________________
-It's just, Jack-Jack...

-He had an accident!
_________________________________
I knew it!
_________________________________

I'm coming home right now!

I never should have...
_________________________________

No accidents. Stay there
and finish your mission.
_________________________________

You never should...
_________________________________
What?
You don't think I can do this?

_________________________________

No, no.
Sorry, I misspoke.
_________________________________

Do you need me to come back?
_________________________________

No, no. No, I've got this.
Everything's great.

_________________________________

What happened with Jack-Jack?
_________________________________

Nothing.
He's in excellent health.
_________________________________

-Well, that's good.
-(VIOLET SOBBING)
_________________________________

-How was Violet's date?
-BOB: Uh...
_________________________________

HELEN:
That was tonight, right?

_________________________________
BOB: (STAMMERING) Yes. Good.
_________________________________

All fine and good.
_________________________________

And Jack-Jack went down
with no trouble?

_________________________________

-(JACK-JACK COOING)
-Fine, yes, no trouble.
_________________________________

And Dash got his homework done?
_________________________________

BOB: All done.
_________________________________
So, things haven't spiraled out
_________________________________
of control the moment I left?
_________________________________

Amazing as it may seem,
_________________________________
it has been quite uneventful in fact.

_________________________________
How about you?

_________________________________
I saved a runaway train!
(LAUGHING IN DELIGHT)
_________________________________

It was so great!
_________________________________
The mayor was there to cut
the ribbon on this new train.
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REPORTER 1:
Elastigirl pursued the train

_________________________________
and was able to successfully activate...

_________________________________
Blah, blah, blah. He says a
few words, cut the ribbon...
_________________________________

and the train starts pulling
_________________________________

out of the station backwards...
_________________________________

REPORTER 2: ...track of its
brand new hovertrain...
_________________________________

...malfunctioned...

_________________________________
...thanking Elastigirl...

_________________________________

REPORTER 3:
Superhero Elastigirl...
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REPORTER 4: Elastigirl...
_________________________________

Boom! No casualties!
(SQUEALS)
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REPORTER 5:
...specialized motorbike,

_________________________________
saving all of the passengers...
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HELEN: One thing leads to another
_________________________________
and suddenly, I go after it!
_________________________________
I'm telling you, honey,
it was a saga!
_________________________________

That's fantastic, honey!

_________________________________
And on your first night!
_________________________________

I am so proud of you, really.
_________________________________

I'm proud of you, honey.
_________________________________

I know you want to get out
there and you will soon.
_________________________________

And you'll be amazing.
_________________________________

I couldn't have done this
_________________________________

if you hadn't taken over so well.
_________________________________

Thanks for handling everything.

_________________________________
It's nothing.
_________________________________

(SIGHS) I love you, honey.
I'll be back soon.
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-Sweet dreams.

-Sweet dreams, honey.

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