Thursday, October 25, 2018

Disney NeverEnding Chronicles (2018 Part 8) - Subtitles (en)

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Imagining in September 2018
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100 Acre Wood Part 4
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This here is my bouncin' spot! We
can bounce around here all day!
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Nothing beats bouncin'!
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You wanna bounce, too, Sora?
It's lotsa fun!
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Lotsa fun! Okay!
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To bounce with the finest, you'll
need some pointers from the finest.
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But, Owl, you don't bounce
around like we do!
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I'm afraid you're right.
I can't master everything, I suppose.
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Bounce this way, please!
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Here's a little warm-up.
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Now it gets tricky!
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You're doin' fantastical!
This'll be the last one.
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You've gotten mighty good
at bouncin', Sora!
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Right, Roo?
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Hey, Tigger!
I think he's ready for the big one!
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Well, there's only one way to find out!
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SORA: What are you doing, Pooh?
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Shh. Quiet, or they'll get away!
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Who?
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The people who took everyone away.
See their footprints?
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We were all sticking together to
make sure no one got lost again.
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But then, I saw some footprints
that needed following. So I did.
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Suddenly, everyone was gone. Bad
people must have taken them away!
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Actually, Pooh, I think those
footprints are... Um...
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Anyway, I'll help you
look for your friends.
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Eeyore?
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Hello.
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What are you doing?
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Lookin' for sticks
to build my house...again.
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Sticks for your house?
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This place already feels like a house...
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Seems like a great spot to
gather everyone once we find them.
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Everyone's here!
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(SINGING) We never will forget
our hero of the wet
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Our quick thinking
unsinking Pooh bear
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And Sora, who indeed
helped out a friend in need
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For truly they're
the heroes of the day
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So we say hip-hip-hooray
for Sora and the Pooh
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Sora and Pooh we salute you
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Hip-hip hoo-ray
Hip-hip hoo-ray
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Hip-hip hoo-ray for Winnie the Pooh
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And Sora, too!
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PIGLET: I'm so glad
we're all together again.
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(GIGGLES)
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I didn't know what to do
when I was all alone.
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Aw, Piglet, you gotta be brave.
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You weren't lonely at all?
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Lonely? Are you kiddin'?
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I'm a Tigger!
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The most wonderful thing about
Tiggers is I'm the only one.
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But I do admit, friends
are awfully fun, too!
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POOH: Think, think. Think.
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SORA: Hey, Pooh, what are
you thinking about now?
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Oh, well, I'm just thinking
about what to think about.
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(GIGGLES)
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Well, I'm off.
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Sora, where are you going?
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I'm gonna go look for my friends.
They're waiting for me.
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TIGGER: Bounce on back again!
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I hope you find your friends!
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Sora, don't forget...
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We shall always be here.
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If you'd like to visit again, that is.
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All right!
Let's head on to the new world!
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Hold on, Donald.
We don't know what's out there.
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Why don't we revisit other worlds first?
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I'm sure we'll find some new items.
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(GROANS)
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I feel like I got my head in a vice.
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Oh!
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(HUMMING)
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-Are we ready, nurse?
-Ready, Doctor.
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All right, ladies, snap to it!
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(HOWLS)
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Ooh, that smarts!
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Ah, let me see here.
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(HUMMING)
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(MACHINE BEEPING)
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-Forceps!
-Forceps.
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Oh, no, what now?
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-Spinal stretch-u-lator.
-(MOANS) That's gonna hurt.
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Artery router.
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Mother!
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This is rusted tight. I wouldn't
dream of using such a tool.
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Bring me
the epidermal tissue disrupter!
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The epidermal what?
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Oh, no! No!
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(BELL RINGING)
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(ALARM SOUNDS)
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Mr. Albatross, we haven't operated yet!
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-You gotta catch me first, Doc.
-Mr. Albatross, please!
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Cowabunga!
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Mr. Albatross, we must return you
to the operating room!
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You'll never take me alive!
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Please don't do this!
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Your spine needs tender...
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...loving... care!
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(CRASH)
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Oh! Oh!
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(GASPS) My back!
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Hey! Hey!
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I can... It works! I'm cured!
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-My back!
-(BACK CRACKS)
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Don't worry! I'm coming, you little mice.
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This is the finest fleet
on two webbed feet.
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(GASPING) Oh, boy, I gotta go on a diet
when I get home.
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Here we go!
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He's got something.
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Aw, dang.
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Hey, kid, if you're pulling my leg,
I'm gonna eat yours.
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(SPOT BARKING)
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(PANTING)
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-RAMSEY: He found the herd.
-Whoo-whee! We got 'em.
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Wait, do longhorns have feathers?
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Rustlers.
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Rustlers?
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We got to move.
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Yah!
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(GULPS)
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I don't see any rustlers.
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They're out there.
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So, how far did you say
that watering hole was?
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-I got a job for you.
-I'm not really good at jobs.
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I need you to keep on the dodge
and sidle up the loblolly,
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past them hornheads
just hooting and a hollering,
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and score off them rustlers.
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We'll cut dirt and get the bulge on them.
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What?
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He just wants you to get on that rock
and scream.
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Uh, but who's out there?
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They'll come right at you.
You hold your ground. Don't move.
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Don't move?
What if they have claws and big teeth?
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Don't overthink it.
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(LONGHORNS SNORTING)
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(CLEARS THROAT AND GULPS)
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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(SQUEAKING WEAKLY)
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(SQUEAKING WEAKLY)
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(SCREAMING)
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-Howdy.
-(SCREAMS)
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(GROWLING)
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-What are you up to, boy?
-(STUTTERING) Nothing.
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Nothing? Oh! What's your name?
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(STUTTERING) Uh, Arlo.
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Well, (STUTTERING) Arlo,
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you don't look like you're doing nothing.
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What's he look like
he's doing to you, Lurleane?
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Oh, come on, Bubbha. Ask me.
Ask me what I think they're doing.
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Pervis, shut your mouth!
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(WHIMPERS)
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Ah, looks like he's trespassing.
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And what do we do with trespassers?
Tell them, Earl.
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We kill them!
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-(ROARING)
-(GASPS)
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(SCREECHING)
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(GROWLING)
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I got you!
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(LONGHORNS BELLOWING)
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Nash, the herd! Yah! Yah!
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Yah! Giddy up. Come on now.
Giddy up! Yah!
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Watch out!
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(GROANING)
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Nobody steals our longhorns.
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Finders keepers.
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-Yee-ha!
-(ROARING)
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(BARKING)
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Come on now.
Momma wants to play with you.
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(GROWLING)
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I know you're there. I can smell you.
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(GRUNTS)
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(GROANS)
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(GRUNTING)
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(LAUGHING)
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(ARLO GRUNTING)
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Oh.
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Oh, shoot! That's my favorite tooth!
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I'm gonna love ending you!
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(BOTH SHRIEKING)
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-(RUSTLERS EXCLAIMING)
-(GROWLING)
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(ALL ROARING)
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(ARLO YELLING)
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Come on,
we got to drive this herd out of here.
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Yah! Come on now.
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PATCH: Dynamite just reported in.
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They're gonna camp out tonight
and mop it up tomorrow.
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MARU: Cabbie, how's it looking?
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We got that sucker boxed in.
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Nice work!
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CABBIE: That's why we're here.
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(SIGHS) So, that's it?
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Yep, fire is contained.
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The jumpers will stir on it until it's out.
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You did a great job out there,
sweet SEAT.
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Thanks. I saw the jumpers in trouble...
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You broke formation
in a crowded airspace.
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Could've been you spread
all over the woods
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instead of retardant.
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Don't go planning
your certification party yet, Champ.
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Oh, man.
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Come on, that's just Blade's
way of saying "Good job."
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Whoa. That was low.
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Cad's VIPs.
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Oh, yeah, that's right.
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He's having a big party
up at the lodge tonight.
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We should go!
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A second date? Wow! Room!
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Uh, I kind of meant all of us.
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You know, you and me,
and Windlifter, and just everybody.
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Oh! Okay.
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Okay, okay, yeah. Mmm-hmm.
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You're right, you're right.
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I should get to know your friends.
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But they're your friends.
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(CHUCKLES) Well, yeah, I guess. Yeah.
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Let's not bicker.
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(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
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Welcome to the Fusel Lodge.
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Be sure to get your complimentary
bumper sticker over at the Gift Garage.
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DUSTY: Whoa! Look at this place.
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DIPPER: It's so beautiful.
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Dusty-poo, this is the perfect date!
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Let's check it out before we check in.
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-Hey, there, folks.
-Hi.
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Like to get your picture taken
with the superintendent?
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-Uh...
-Ha!
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Classy.
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Oui, you're all set
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with the Piston view
deluxe honeymoon suite
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on our zero-emission floor.
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(HONKING BRIDAL MARCH TUNE)
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Enjoy your stay.
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Wow.
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They do weddings here.
Did you know that?
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(HOOTING)
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Oh, this is so exciting,
I'm gonna overheat!
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Well, I'm hitting the spa.
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The high beam steam
takes off 50,000 miles, easy.
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Welcome, Mr. Secretary,
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to the grand reopening weekend
of the magnificent...
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It's a pleasure to be here, Spinner.
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And is it a pleasure to see you, sir?
Yes, it is.
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So, now, what's this I hear about a fire?
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Uh, fire...
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The Whitewall Fire is contained, sir.
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-Right.
-It's under control.
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It's absolutely under control.
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-Thank you...
-Engine Pulaski, sir.
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-Who-ski?
-"Pulaski."
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Right. Anyway, right this way, sir.
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And if there's any other
questions you have for me,
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please, I am your man.
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Don't even have normal coffee here.
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I had to get something
called a "Highway Expresso."
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What do you think?
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-You look good.
-Eh.
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Tell me, how's the park's
indigenous wildlife population?
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-The what?
-The wildlife.
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Oh, the wildlife!
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Well, if you come to the party tonight,
there'll be plenty of party animals.
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Ho, ho, ho. Huh?
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I see. Yes.
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The deer population is steady.
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And we've had a healthy increase
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in the number
of red-propped balsa thrush.
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Ah, glad to hear it.
Say, I didn't quite catch your name.
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Ranger Jammer, sir.
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Seventy-two years at Piston Peak.
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-Pleased to meet you, Jammer.
-Well, it's a true...
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Bumper kisser.
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Wow, look at that ice sculpture!
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(GASPS) This could be our room
if we were little, tiny pieces of ice.
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Dusty Crophopper!
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My buddies
are never gonna believe this.
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Hey, do my voice-mail.
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-Your voice-mail?
-Go!
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Oh, hi, this is Dusty Crophopper.
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-"World racing champion."
-World racing champion.
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Please leave a message at the beep.
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-Now, beep.
-What?
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-Do it!
-Beep!
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(LAUGHS) That was awesome!
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Move along.
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Dusty! You have to meet
the Secretary of the Interior.
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-Okay.
-I'm up for a promotion.
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You understand.
You're upwardly mobile, right?
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-Sure.
-Of course, you are. You're a plane.
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Hey! Boat Reynolds!
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Boat, loved you in
Best Little Boathouse in Texas.
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Excuse me, son. Do you work here?
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No, not really.
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Great, come over here.
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It's our anniversary.
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-We honeymooned here 50 years ago.
-Can you believe it?
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I was 50 years younger
and half a ton lighter.
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More to love!
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And Harvey, bless his heart,
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is trying to find the spot
where we had our first kiss.
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Oh, that is so sweet!
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You don't do things like that anymore.
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Honey, honey, listen, I'm telling you.
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There was a bridge,
and a magnificent waterfall, and...
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You.
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I love you, Harvey.
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Hey, you know,
that sounds like Augerin Canyon.
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Yeah, that's right! Anger Canyon.
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By Upper Whitewall Falls.
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By Whitewash Falls!
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See? I told you I knew where it was.
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Hey, in honor of your anniversary,
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why don't you join us?
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We'll buy you a can of oil, on me.
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Oh, thank you, dear.
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Oh, sure, sure.
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I've been around the block a few times.
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I worked as a taco truck,
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sold carwash curtain rings for a while.
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Then, I got into RV tire sales.
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Winnie here was my showroom model.
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That's how we met.
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-It's true.
-Aw, nice.
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For our wedding day,
bought her the best set of whitewalls.
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We wore off the treads
on our honeymoon.
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Yeah, oh...
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-Driving!
-Oh, driving! Of course!
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She said "Driving."
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-Delete that thought.
-Deleted!
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HARVEY: You know, Dusty...
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Maybe this firefighting thing
will be a second career for you.
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Oh, yeah. This is a second career
for all of us.
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Windlifter was a lumberjack,
Cabbie was in the military,
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and me, well,
I hauled cargo up in Anchorage.
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Yeah, a lot of guys up in Anchorage.
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I was beating them off with a stick.
(VOCALIZING)
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"Come here, boy. No." Boom!
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Hey, big whirlybird,
you haven't said much.
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How about a toast?
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Uh, Windlifter's not really
much for speeches.
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(CHANTING)
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A toast to Coyote.
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It was he who drove all day and all night
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to the base of Bright Mountain.
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With much difficulty,
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he climbed the mountain to obtain fire,
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and brought it down to the first vehicles.
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But in so doing, he burned his tires.
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And when Coyote saw
his blackened tires,
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he thought they were his favorite snack,
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and he ate them!
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For he knew they were still full of life.
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And it was in this way,
he let go of the old,
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and renewed himself
like fire renews the earth.
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Uh, I'm just gonna say it.
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You had me up until the part
where he eats his own tires.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Best toast ever, Wind.
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Cheers!
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ALL: Cheers!
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(CICADAS CHIRPING)
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(BAND PLAYS LA CUCARACHA)
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MOLT: Look at me! I'm barefooting!
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Yo, bugito, dos granitos, pronto!
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You got to try this, man!
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La cucaracha, la cucaracha...
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(HUMMING)
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GRASSHOPPER:
We have more than enough food.
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We go all the way back there
and it starts to rain,
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we might as well be sucking bug spray.
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Ooh! Don't even say that!
You know something?
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You're making a lot of sense.
I mean, why take the risk?
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-You should tell Hopper.
-Good idea.
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But, you know, it's really not our place.
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I mean, you're his brother.
That makes you, like...
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The vice president of the gang.
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Wow! It kind of does, doesn't it?
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Okay, I'll tell him. Boy, I should talk
to you guys more often.
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What if Hopper doesn't like it?
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Then at least the genius
will get smacked, and not us.
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Vice President Molt.
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Yeah, that's good. Oh, that's good.
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-A little lower. Lower, lower.
-Hey-a, Hop.
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-Go away.
-That's fine. I won't tell you my idea.
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-Good!
-Okay, okay. I'll tell you anyway.
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You see, I've been thinking,
which is something that I do,
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you know, being vice president and all.
This is a thought. And it was mine.
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Why go back to Ant Island at all?
I mean, you don't even like grain.
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-What?
-You're right.
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I didn't think it was such
a good idea, myself.
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Actually, it wasn't even my idea.
It was Axle and Loco's!
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They talked fancy to me.
I got confused!
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La cucaracha
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(HUMMING)
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Guys, order another round,
because we're staying here!
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-Yeah!
-Yeah!
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What was I thinking?
Going back to Ant Island.
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I mean, we just got here,
and we have more than enough food
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to get us through the winter, right?
Why go back?
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(SINGING FOR HE'S
A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW)
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But there was that ant
that stood up to me.
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-Yeah, but we can forget about him!
-Yeah, it was just one ant.
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One ant!
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Yeah, you're right! It's just one ant!
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-Yeah, boss. They're puny!
-Hmm. Puny.
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Say, let's pretend this grain
is a puny little ant.
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-Did that hurt?
-(CHUCKLES) Nope.
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-Well, how 'bout this one?
-Are you kidding?
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Well, how 'bout this?
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You let one ant stand up to us,
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then they all might stand up.
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Those puny little ants
outnumber us 100 to one.
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And if they ever figure that out,
there goes our way of life!
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It's not about food.
It's about keeping those ants in line.
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That's why we're going back!
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Does anybody else want to stay?
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He's quite the motivational
speaker, isn't he?
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Let's ride!
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(DRONING BUZZ)
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(KNOCK ON DOOR)
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MAN ON TV: In other news,
authorities in Mugwomp Flats
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called off the search
for the missing boy.
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His backpack was found near
Crocodile Falls, and rangers believe
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he was yet another victim
of crocodile attack.
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Authorities once again warn residents
to use extreme caution...
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(CACKLES) Think you're
pretty smart, don't you?
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Who outsmarted who?
Who? Who outsmarted who?
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I still gotta get that boy to talking.
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I'm hungry.
Can't think on an empty stomach.
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Gotta have protein. Gotta have eggs.
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Everyone's got his price.
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All I gotta do is offer him
whatever he wants,
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and then not give it to him.
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Did you take one of my eggs?
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Open your mouth.
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These are not Joanna eggs.
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-(GULPS)
-Let's see. The boy's got the eagle.
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I want the eagle.
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The boy won't give me the eagle.
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If I could just find the boy's weak spot,
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I could get him to tell me
where the eagle is.
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But the boy's only got one weak spot,
and that is the eagle.
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Maybe if I stuck him in a giant anthill,
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that would loosen his tongue and then...
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-I got it!
-(JOANNA HOWLS)
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Got your hand caught in the cookie jar.
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Who you think you're messing with,
you dumb animal?
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My mental facilities are twice
what yours are, you pea brain.
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Joanna, I give you platypus eggs,
I give you snake eggs,
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why, I'll even give you eagle eggs,
but I want you to stay away from my...
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The eagle's eggs!
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That's it!
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That's the boy's weak spot!
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(WHIMPERS)
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Imagining in September 2018–October 2018
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Tonight, we go now to
a special remote interview...
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with Elastigirl.
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ELASTIGIRL: How you feeling, Chad?
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You doing all right?
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I'm fine.
The doctors checked me out.
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(STAMMERS) I have no memory
of the event.
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I gotta tell you,
it's pretty strange
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to see a recording...
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of yourself the night before
and have no recollection.
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I don't think anyone needs to worry.
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We've taken many precautions
tonight though.
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Where are you right now?
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On a case, in a secure
undisclosed location.
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CHAD: I wanna talk about you...
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starting with your save
of a runaway train.
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Here's an exclusive unedited clip
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from your own suit cam.
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Roll the clip.
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ELASTIGIRL: This thing's
really moving.
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100 and climbing.
How much track is built?
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EVELYN: About 25 miles.
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SCREENSLAVER: The Screenslaver
interrupts this program...
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for an important announcement.
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I'll be damned. She knew.
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Let's see if your gadget works.
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Don't bother watching the rest.
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Gotcha!
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Elastigirl doesn't save the day.
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She only postpones her defeat.
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And while she postpones her defeat...
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you eat chips and watch
her confront problems...
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that you are too lazy to deal with.
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Superheroes are part
of your brainless desire...
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to replace true experiences
with stimulation.
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You don't talk,
you watch talk shows.
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You don't play games,
you watch game shows.
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Travel, relationships, risk...
_________________________________
every meaningful experience
must be packaged...
_________________________________
and delivered to you
to watch at a distance.
_________________________________
So that you can remain ever sheltered...
_________________________________
ever passive...
_________________________________
ever ravenous consumers...
_________________________________
who can't bring themselves
to rise from their couches...
_________________________________
break a sweat and participate in life.
_________________________________
You want superheroes to protect you...
_________________________________
and make yourselves ever more
powerless in the process.
_________________________________
While you tell yourselves
you're being looked after.
_________________________________
That your interests are being served.
_________________________________
And your rights are being upheld.
_________________________________
So that the system can
keep stealing from you...
_________________________________
smiling at you all the while.
_________________________________
Go ahead,
send your supers to stop me.
_________________________________
Grab your snacks,
watch your screens,
_________________________________
and see what happens.
_________________________________
You are no longer in control.
_________________________________
I am.
_________________________________
(MACHINES BEEPING)
_________________________________
(CLOCK CHIMING)
_________________________________
SCREENSLAVER: Find anything?
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
(YELLING)
_________________________________
(BOTH GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(BEEPING)
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(ALARMS RINGING)
_________________________________
-(GRUNTS)
-Sorry!
_________________________________
(ELASTIGIRL GROANS)
_________________________________
(BEEPS)
_________________________________
(EXPLOSION)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(STAMMERS) What happened?
_________________________________
What happened is
you destroyed my evidence.
_________________________________
What's going on?
What did I do?
_________________________________
What did you guys do to me?
_________________________________
That's right, punk.
Blame the system.
_________________________________
Your tracker worked
like a charm, Evelyn.
_________________________________
You're a genius.
_________________________________
Aw, shucks!
_________________________________
I'm just the genius behind the genius.
_________________________________
REPORTER 1: Chef! Chef!
REPORTER 2: Chef Linguini!
_________________________________
(REPORTERS CLAMORING)
_________________________________
Your rise has been meteoric,
yet you have no formal training.
_________________________________
What is the secret to your genius?
_________________________________
LINGUINI: Secret? You want the truth?
_________________________________
(HESITANTLY) I am Gusteau's son.
It's in my blood I guess.
_________________________________
FEMALE REPORTER: But you weren't
aware of that fact until very recently.
_________________________________
No.
_________________________________
MALE REPORTER: And it resulted in
your taking ownership of this restaurant.
_________________________________
How did you find out?
_________________________________
Well, some part of me just knew.
_________________________________
The Gusteau part?
_________________________________
-Where do you get your inspiration?
-Inspiration has many names.
_________________________________
-Mine is named Colette.
-What?
_________________________________
(REMY SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
Something's stuck in my teeth.
_________________________________
(RINGING)
_________________________________
Health Inspector.
_________________________________
I wish to report a rat infestation.
_________________________________
It's taken over my...
_________________________________
(STAMMERING) Gusteau's restaurant.
_________________________________
Gusteau's, eh?
_________________________________
I can drop by. Let's see.
First opening is three months.
_________________________________
It must happen now!
It's a gourmet restaurant!
_________________________________
Monsieur, I have the information.
If someone cancels, I'll slot you in.
_________________________________
(STAMMERING) But the rat!
You must...
_________________________________
(DIAL TONE DRONING)
_________________________________
It stole my documents.
_________________________________
It's past opening time.
_________________________________
(GROANING) He should have
finished an hour ago.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Bonjour, ma cherie.
Join us.
_________________________________
We were just talking
about my inspiration.
_________________________________
Yes, he calls it his tiny chef.
_________________________________
(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
Not that, dearest. I meant you.
_________________________________
(DOOR OPENING)
_________________________________
(REPORTERS GASPING)
_________________________________
-It's him.
-Ego?
_________________________________
Anton Ego!
_________________________________
REPORTER: Is that Ego?
_________________________________
I can't believe it.
_________________________________
-You are Monsieur Linguini?
-Hello.
_________________________________
Pardon me for interrupting
your premature celebration,
_________________________________
but I thought it only fair
to give you a sporting chance
_________________________________
as you are new to this game.
_________________________________
-Game?
-Yes.
_________________________________
And you've been playing
without an opponent.
_________________________________
Which is, as you may have guessed,
against the rules.
_________________________________
You're Anton Ego.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
You're slow
for someone in the fast lane.
_________________________________
(PEOPLE GASPING)
_________________________________
And you're thin
for someone who likes food.
_________________________________
(ALL GASPING IN SHOCK)
_________________________________
I don't like food. I love it.
_________________________________
If I don't love it, I don't swallow.
_________________________________
(GULPING)
_________________________________
I will return tomorrow night
with high expectations.
_________________________________
Pray you don't disappoint me.
_________________________________
(REPORTERS MURMURING)
_________________________________
Listen, we hate to be rude,
but we're French, and it's dinnertime.
_________________________________
She meant to say,
"It's dinnertime and we're French."
_________________________________
Don't give me that look.
_________________________________
You were distracting me
in front of the press.
_________________________________
How am I supposed to concentrate with
you yanking on my hair all the time?
_________________________________
And that's another thing.
_________________________________
Your opinion isn't the only one
that matters here.
_________________________________
Colette knows how to cook, too,
you know. Ow!
_________________________________
All right, that's it!
_________________________________
You take a break, Little Chef.
_________________________________
I'm not your puppet,
_________________________________
and you're not
my puppet-controlling guy!
_________________________________
(GASPS) The rat is the cook.
_________________________________
You cool off and get your mind right,
Little Chef.
_________________________________
Ego is coming, and I need to focus!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
You stupid...
_________________________________
(GRUMBLING ANGRILY)
_________________________________
Wow. I have never seen that before.
_________________________________
Yeah, it's like you're his fluffy bunny
or something.
_________________________________
(RATS LAUGHING)
_________________________________
EMILE: I'm sorry, Remy.
_________________________________
I know there are too many guys.
_________________________________
-I tried to limit...
-You know what?
_________________________________
It's okay. I've been selfish.
_________________________________
-You guys hungry?
-Are you kidding?
_________________________________
All right. Dinner's on me.
We'll go after closing time.
_________________________________
-In fact...
-Yeah.
_________________________________
...tell Dad to bring the whole clan.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(HORN HONKS)
_________________________________
Bye, Winston. Goodbye, Oliver.
_________________________________
GIRL: Hi, Jenny. Sit over here.
_________________________________
All right, listen up. We checked it out.
All we gotta do is...
_________________________________
(POUNDING)
_________________________________
Oh, man! He's dead meat now!
_________________________________
I'll handle that ruffian.
_________________________________
Body slam! Body slam!
Oh, come on, you fool!
_________________________________
-(DOORBELL RINGS)
-Hit him! Hit him! Oh, bother.
_________________________________
Einy. Get outta there!
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
Yes? Who is it?
_________________________________
(MOANING)
_________________________________
Oh, my...
_________________________________
You!
_________________________________
(GRUNTS) I'll show you, you, you...
_________________________________
Come back here!
_________________________________
-(DOOR CLOSES)
-What...
_________________________________
(DOOR OPENS)
_________________________________
Miralo this place. Check it out.
_________________________________
(GASPS) Chagall. Matisse.
_________________________________
These are all masterpieces.
_________________________________
Huh, this place looks pretty nice.
I mean, how bad off could it be here?
_________________________________
(SNIFFING) Hey, man, if this is torture,
chain me to the wall.
_________________________________
-DODGER: Tito!
-(DOOR RATTLING)
_________________________________
We're here for the kid, remember?
Now let's get him and go.
_________________________________
(ALL SNIFFING)
_________________________________
"I love you, Oliver. Play with Georgette."
_________________________________
I'd like to play with him, all right!
The little fur ball!
_________________________________
Ooh. (SCREAMS)
_________________________________
Who are you?
What do you want? Winston!
_________________________________
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Calm down.
_________________________________
(CRASH)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING) Ooh!
_________________________________
(PANS RATTLING)
_________________________________
Don't come any closer!
I knew this would happen one day.
_________________________________
You're barkin' up the wrong tree.
It's not you I'm after.
_________________________________
It's not? It's not!
_________________________________
Well, why not?
_________________________________
What's the problem, Spot?
Not good enough for you?
_________________________________
I mean, do you even know who I am?
_________________________________
Fifty-six blue ribbons.
_________________________________
Fourteen regional trophies!
_________________________________
Six-time national champion!
_________________________________
Ooh, and we're all very impressed.
Right, guys?
_________________________________
Very impressed. (PANTING)
_________________________________
-Oh!
-(KISSING)
_________________________________
Allow me to introduce myself. I am
Ignacio Alonzo Julio Frederico de Tito.
_________________________________
Get away from me,
you little bug-eyed creep!
_________________________________
Winston!
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
-Excuse me, uh, sister. Who's Rex?
-None of your business!
_________________________________
And you, tubby, off the bed!
_________________________________
-(SNIFFING)
-Get away from there, you...
_________________________________
-(SNEEZES)
-All right! That does it!
_________________________________
You yo-yos clear out and I mean now!
_________________________________
Winston! (BARKING)
_________________________________
Relax, champ.
We'll leave as soon as we get our cat.
_________________________________
If you think I'm intimidated by a bunch
of flea-bitten, dog-pound rejects...
_________________________________
Your cat? (GIGGLES)
_________________________________
How stupid of me. You must be
the friends he keeps talking about.
_________________________________
-Yes.
-WINSTON: Georgette.
_________________________________
Something's not quite right here.
_________________________________
Shh. Quick. Before he comes back.
Follow me.
_________________________________
Look at him, Dodger.
Honey, let's just forget the whole thing.
_________________________________
No, no, you can't do that!
You don't understand.
_________________________________
-The poor dear's so traumatized.
-WINSTON: Georgette.
_________________________________
-Huh? What?
-WINSTON: What is going on here?
_________________________________
Now get going. Hurry.
Use the fire escape.
_________________________________
-(MUFFLED SHOUTS)
-(FRANCIS GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Hey, there's no time for long goodbyes,
_________________________________
but here's something
to remember me by, baby.
_________________________________
-(KISSING)
-(SMACKING)
_________________________________
(TITO YELPS, GROANING)
_________________________________
Ooh, I think she likes me, man.
_________________________________
(SINGING)
Ooh, I could've danced all night
_________________________________
I could've danced all night
_________________________________
FRANCIS: You were very good.
OLIVER: What?
_________________________________
-FRANCIS: Nice job, Dodger.
-Hey, wait. What's goin' on, you guys?
_________________________________
-Just the rescue of the century.
-Rescue?
_________________________________
Shoulda seen Frankie handle that butler.
_________________________________
-(HOWLING)
-I was rather good, wasn't I?
_________________________________
And how about Tito
and Miss Six-time National Champion?
_________________________________
(STAMMERING) Hey, hey, but, wait.
I don't understand you guys.
_________________________________
-You okay, kid?
-Yeah, I'm fine.
_________________________________
Hey, sure he is!
He's back with his Uncle Tito.
_________________________________
I was happy there.
Why did you guys take me away?
_________________________________
We rescued you, kitty.
We... We brought you home.
_________________________________
But, well, I have another home now.
_________________________________
And someone who loves me.
_________________________________
What do you mean, kid?
You're in the gang.
_________________________________
-But, but...
-The gang means family.
_________________________________
We risked a lot to get you outta there.
_________________________________
Look, I'm sorry,
but all I ever wanted was...
_________________________________
What? This place is not good enough
for you anymore?
_________________________________
Don't wanna mix with the riffraff?
_________________________________
No, no. I like you. I mean, I like...
I like every one of you, but...
_________________________________
But there was a little girl.
I just wanna go back.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
We never should've took him, Dodger.
_________________________________
But, Dodger, please...
_________________________________
You wanna leave?
Fine! There's the door.
_________________________________
-But he just got here.
-Go on. No one's stoppin' ya.
_________________________________
Hey, uh, Dodger, man, uh, lighten up.
_________________________________
You lighten up!
If he doesn't like it, let him go.
_________________________________
(NAME TAG RATTLING)
_________________________________
FAGIN: Oh, it's hopeless.
_________________________________
(FAGIN MOANS)
_________________________________
(YAWNS)
_________________________________
(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
-(RATTLING)
-What's this?
_________________________________
So that's where you've been!
_________________________________
Looks like you're doing
all right for yourself, Oliver.
_________________________________
Your owner probably
spends more money on catnip
_________________________________
than we do on food in a month.
_________________________________
He's probably worried sick about you.
_________________________________
All alone in that big house
with only his money to comfort him.
_________________________________
Only his millions and millions
of dollars to...
_________________________________
(GIGGLING)
_________________________________
That's it! We're saved! (LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Oh-ho-ho. What a plan! Ah, yes!
_________________________________
Uh, paper! Paper! Whoo, it's so great.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Dear Mr. Rich... Ah!
_________________________________
Mr. Very Rich. (CHORTLING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Olympus Coliseum
_________________________________
_________________________________
SHANNON: Shannon Spokes
here at Florida International,
_________________________________
where Jackson Storm...
_________________________________
clocked 214 miles per hour today.
_________________________________
SMOKEY: You want to beat Storm,
you need someone to stand in for him.
_________________________________
Like a sparring partner.
_________________________________
I'm not so sure. Not a racer.
(CHUCKLES) Just a trainer!
_________________________________
Go ahead and gun it.
_________________________________
(ENGINE REVVING)
_________________________________
-Oh, yeah!
-(SMOKEY CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
With no muffler
you even sound like Storm.
_________________________________
Oh, you're going down, McQueen!
_________________________________
Get that arthritis-riddled keister
onto the track
_________________________________
so I can put you into...
the old folks' home against your will!
_________________________________
How was that?
_________________________________
-That'll work.
-Worked for me.
_________________________________
-I'm good.
-Yep. That'll do.
_________________________________
Did you hear what she said?
_________________________________
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
-(ALARM BUZZING)
-(SULLEY SNORING)
_________________________________
-Rise and shine!
-(GASPING)
_________________________________
Scary feet, scary feet...
The kid is in the bathroom!
_________________________________
Scary feet, scary feet...
Oh, he's back!
_________________________________
-(ALL ROAR)
-(ALARM BUZZING)
_________________________________
-Wake up!
-(GASPING)
_________________________________
-(ROARING)
-Thirty-seven! Thirty-eight!
_________________________________
Do I hear thirty-nine?
_________________________________
-MIKE: Come on!
-(SULLEY CONTINUES ROARING)
_________________________________
MIKE: Yes! Okay, Oozma Kappa,
you're looking good.
_________________________________
SMOKEY: You didn't show up
in Florida for qualifying
_________________________________
so you'll be starting last.
_________________________________
I'll give you three laps to catch her.
_________________________________
Go through the entire field in three laps?
_________________________________
You want to beat Storm or not?
_________________________________
-Yes! Of course I do.
-Well, then, go!
_________________________________
(CRUZ SQUEALS)
_________________________________
Come on, kid.
_________________________________
All right. Looks like
we got some work to do.
_________________________________
Look alive. The reflexes
are the first thing to go.
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________
-Ah!
-(MOOING)
_________________________________
McQUEEN: Why are we in a field?
_________________________________
Sneak through that window!
_________________________________
-What does that mean?
-I don't know.
_________________________________
-Go!
-(HONKS)
_________________________________
(BOTH SCREAM)
_________________________________
McQUEEN: Whoa!
_________________________________
CRUZ: Not cool, man. Not cool!
_________________________________
Let's run it back.
_________________________________
Do you even want to be out here?
_________________________________
Only two days left, kid.
_________________________________
-You got to work harder.
-(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
"To frighten a child
is the point of a Scare.
_________________________________
"If you frighten a teen,
then Scarer beware."
_________________________________
-Okay, scare the little kid.
-(ROARS)
_________________________________
-Avoid the teenager!
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
FEMALE TEENAGER 1:
I'm on the phone!
_________________________________
-(BUZZING)
-(GROANS)
_________________________________
MALE TEENAGER 1:
No one understands me!
_________________________________
-(ROARS)
-(BUZZES)
_________________________________
-MALE TEENAGER 1: Whatever.
-(ROARS)
_________________________________
-(BUZZES)
-(GROANS)
_________________________________
FEMALE TEENAGER 2:
But, Daddy, I love him!
_________________________________
(BELL DINGS)
_________________________________
-(ROARS)
-(CHILD SCREAMS)
_________________________________
BROCK: First place, Roar Omega Roar!
_________________________________
Second place, Oozma Kappa!
_________________________________
Whoo!
_________________________________
BROCK: Third place, HSS.
_________________________________
(CROWD CHEERING)
_________________________________
MALE TEENAGER 3: You're lame.
_________________________________
Wait, wait, who was that?
_________________________________
I put McQueen in there.
_________________________________
Give you some real competition.
_________________________________
(BOTH LAUGH)
_________________________________
SMOKEY: Hud was a master
of letting the other cars
_________________________________
do the work for him.
_________________________________
RIVER: He used to say
_________________________________
cling to 'em like you was
two June bugs...
_________________________________
on a summer night.
_________________________________
-He stole that from me.
-(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Drafting? I've never had to do that.
_________________________________
Yeah, that's when you were fast.
_________________________________
Now you're slow.
_________________________________
-RIVER: And old.
-And rickety.
_________________________________
-And dilapidated.
-Okay! Okay, I get it.
_________________________________
The new you has to
look for opportunities...
_________________________________
you never knew were there.
_________________________________
RALPH: Hi, everybody.
Wreck-It Ralph here...
_________________________________
with a little box I'm gonna open.
_________________________________
Let's see what we got here.
_________________________________
A "Pancake Milkshake Fun Set."
Huh.
_________________________________
Got a little heft to it.
_________________________________
Something's wobbling around in there.
_________________________________
Wonder if we got the kitty or the bunny?
_________________________________
Let's open it up.
_________________________________
-(BUZZING)
-(RALPH SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(ANNOUNCER READING)
_________________________________
Man, who would've guessed a bee pun
_________________________________
would be the thing
to put us over the top?
_________________________________
Huh.
That's the Internet for you.
_________________________________
All right, it is uploading.
_________________________________
Hey, mister!
_________________________________
(GASPS) Oh. Hi, eboy.
_________________________________
Just here to let you know
_________________________________
your bid does expire in 30 minutes.
_________________________________
(SIGHS) Thanks, little eboy.
_________________________________
You got it, chairman.
_________________________________
You hear that, Yesss?
_________________________________
We don't have a lot of time left.
_________________________________
-Okay. We just gotta...
-(COMPUTER BUZZES)
_________________________________
No, no, no.
_________________________________
No! Not you!
_________________________________
What? Why are you
angry at the lollipop?
_________________________________
What does that mean?
_________________________________
(GROANS)
The file's not loading.
_________________________________
If this doesn't load,
we're not gonna make it.
_________________________________
-Hmm.
-You don't have enough hearts.
_________________________________
Ralph, where are you going?
_________________________________
I'm going down to the floor
to get some hearts.
_________________________________
Ah! Genius! Good thinking.
_________________________________
Now someone get me
tech support in here, stat!
_________________________________
-(PANTING)
-(RALPH SHOUTING ON VIDEO)
_________________________________
RALPH: Only one person.
_________________________________
Hey, guys, come and
check out my video,
_________________________________
you're gonna love it.
_________________________________
Right, right over here.
Yep, here we go.
_________________________________
What are you...
You guys!
_________________________________
Aw. A cat?
_________________________________
You're gonna like this better
than some dusty old cat.
_________________________________
Aw.
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
Give me that hose, partner.
_________________________________
You know you love me, give me
those hearts. There we go.
_________________________________
Hey, folks, where are you
going? Give my video a heart.
_________________________________
That's it.
Let's see who's in here.
_________________________________
(MOOING)
_________________________________
-Sneak through the window!
-(BOTH EXCLAIM)
_________________________________
Sneak through the window.
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
When a window opens, take it!
_________________________________
(McQUEEN WHOOPS)
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
Yes.
_________________________________
-Whoa! I made it!
-All right!
_________________________________
(BOTH EXCLAIM)
_________________________________
Let's go! Let's move!
_________________________________
-(GUIDO GRUNTING)
-SMOKEY: Reflexes!
_________________________________
All right, Guido, turn up the heat.
_________________________________
GUIDO: Okay.
_________________________________
Whoa! Whoa!
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
All right, look who finally showed up.
_________________________________
"Someone is coming,
this could ruin your night.
_________________________________
"Stay hidden, take cover,
and stay out of sight!"
_________________________________
You got 10 seconds. Go!
_________________________________
Kiosk! Pile of leaves!
Standing out in the open.
_________________________________
And there should be one more.
_________________________________
(WHISTLES) How did I do?
_________________________________
Oh! Not too shabby, Don!
_________________________________
Thanks! I cannot get down.
_________________________________
-Zombie snarl!
-(SNARLING)
_________________________________
Angry poodle. Jazz clown.
_________________________________
-My Aunt Phyllis.
-(GROANING)
_________________________________
In the morning.
_________________________________
That's what I'm talking about!
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
SMOKEY: This is where
we cut our racing teeth.
_________________________________
In the woods?
_________________________________
Let's just say the moon
was always shining on us.
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
If the moon didn't shine,
we didn't have to...
_________________________________
Oh, never mind.
_________________________________
JUNIOR MOON:
We ran moonshine, dummy!
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
By the way, no lights. Instinct only.
_________________________________
(ALL WHOOPING)
_________________________________
CRUZ: Yeah!
_________________________________
(CRUZ EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________
RIVER: Yeah!
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Yeah!
_________________________________
(WHOOPING)
_________________________________
Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________
(CRUZ WHOOPS AND LAUGHS)
_________________________________
McQUEEN: All right!
_________________________________
(McQUEEN WHOOPING)
_________________________________
-(ALARM BUZZES)
-Time to go to work.
_________________________________
McQueen's still not here?
_________________________________
Didn't he pull this
when he was a rookie?
_________________________________
At least that's what
my grandfather told me.
_________________________________
SMOKEY: All right, we got
time for one last race.
_________________________________
Hurry this along, boss,
we got to get you to Florida.
_________________________________
Go!
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-You're out!
_________________________________
You're out.
_________________________________
-(SIGHS)
-Hey, tough luck, Kris Kringle.
_________________________________
Maybe it's best that he doesn't show up,
after how last season ended.
_________________________________
Let me put it this way.
_________________________________
I'm not losing any sleep
wondering where Lightning McQueen is.
_________________________________
Come on, boy. Come on!
_________________________________
SMOKEY: All right, McQueen.
There you go, boy!
_________________________________
There you go.
_________________________________
DARRELL: McQueen is fading.
McQueen is fading. Fading fast.
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
Hello?
_________________________________
Anybody in here?
_________________________________
What the heck is this place?
_________________________________
Some kind of library?
_________________________________
"Wreck-It Ralph is back."
_________________________________
Hey, they're talking about me.
_________________________________
Gee-whiz,
the Internet is so positive.
_________________________________
"Fix-lt Felix Jr. was my favorite game."
_________________________________
Hmm. Mine, too.
_________________________________
"Ralph's videos stink."
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
"So stupid."
_________________________________
"Ralph is the worst."
_________________________________
"I hate him."
_________________________________
"He's so fat and ugly."
_________________________________
"Just a worthless bum,
alone on a pile of bricks."
_________________________________
YESSS: Yo, Ralph,
you in here, dude?
_________________________________
Hey, I got to show you...
_________________________________
Oh.
_________________________________
First rule of the Internet...
_________________________________
do not read the comments.
_________________________________
I should have told you that.
_________________________________
Look.
_________________________________
This place can bring out
the worst in some people...
_________________________________
but you gotta ignore all this.
_________________________________
This isn't about you, Ralph.
It's about them.
_________________________________
I don't care. It's fine.
_________________________________
(SNIFFLES)
_________________________________
People hated me my whole life
for being a bad guy.
_________________________________
It's just a good reminder
_________________________________
that this is the only heart
that really matters.
_________________________________
Vanellope gave me this...
_________________________________
and as long as she likes me...
_________________________________
I don't need anybody else.
_________________________________
And I sure don't need the Internet.
_________________________________
Hold on. (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
It's not all bad.
_________________________________
The Internet can also be a place...
_________________________________
where you find a steering
wheel at one website...
_________________________________
and make enough money
to buy it at another one.
_________________________________
Congratulations, Ralph.
You did it.
_________________________________
Wait, really?
_________________________________
Yes, check your Buzzzy account.
_________________________________
You needed 27K,
you got over 30 grand!
_________________________________
Oh, my gosh!
_________________________________
This is great!
_________________________________
Thank you, Yesss. I couldn't
have done it without you!
_________________________________
That's really true.
_________________________________
Hey, eboy?
_________________________________
What do you need, ace?
_________________________________
Can you give me a ride?
_________________________________
Let's hop along, Cassidy.
_________________________________
-(CROWD CHEERING)
-(WHOOPING)
_________________________________
Thank you.
_________________________________
(CROWD CHEERING LOUDLY)
_________________________________
Yeah!
_________________________________
(WHOOPING) Yeah!
_________________________________
We're down to two remaining teams,
_________________________________
Roar Omega Roar and Oozma Kappa!
_________________________________
Which leads us to the final event!
_________________________________
"Every one of your skills
will be put to the test.
_________________________________
"The Scare Simulator will prove
who's the best!"
_________________________________
Tomorrow night you finally get to Scare
_________________________________
in front of the whole school!
_________________________________
CRUZ: Whoo-hoo! Yes!
_________________________________
Ah! (CACKLES)
_________________________________
Whoo! Did you see that? That was...
_________________________________
Uh...
_________________________________
Sorry. I didn't mean to...
_________________________________
Enjoy the attention while it lasts, boys.
_________________________________
After you lose,
no one will remember you.
_________________________________
Maybe. But when you lose,
no one will let you forget it.
_________________________________
Oh, boy. That is a good point.
_________________________________
Hey, uh, boss, it's time to hit the road.
_________________________________
Yeah.
_________________________________
(STAMMERING)
_________________________________
I want to thank everyone for the training.
_________________________________
We better get going to Florida.
_________________________________
Come on, song, come on.
_________________________________
I'm reflecting.
_________________________________
What is it that I want?
_________________________________
What is my quest?
_________________________________
(IN SING-SONG VOICE)
What is my dream?
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
Well, ladies, I tried.
_________________________________
No song for this princess,
I guess.
_________________________________
-(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
-Ooh! Huh.
_________________________________
How does this thing work?
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-Hey, kid, can you see me?
_________________________________
Yeah!
Yeah, you're right there.
_________________________________
We did it! We got the money!
_________________________________
No way, Ralph! That's great!
_________________________________
I'm on my way to ebay
right now with the eboy.
_________________________________
We're almost there, champ.
_________________________________
Good work, eboy.
_________________________________
Hey, meet me out in front of
ebay in five minutes, okay?
_________________________________
Okay, I'll see you soon.
_________________________________
We're going home, kid!
_________________________________
Our lives could finally
get back to normal.
_________________________________
Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________
Wow, I can't believe it.
I get to go home.
_________________________________
So, I guess that's it.
_________________________________
I guess I just wanted a...
a steering wheel.
_________________________________
And now, I got it, so...
_________________________________
whoo-hoo. (SIGHS)
_________________________________
Hey, Oozmas, you guys are awesome!
_________________________________
You've got to teach us your moves.
_________________________________
Well, then you're gonna
want to talk to this guy.
_________________________________
Oh... (CHUCKLES)
Sure, I can teach you.
_________________________________
All right. You want to hide
behind the chair?
_________________________________
You have to become the chair.
_________________________________
BROCK: Thanks for coming, Dean.
_________________________________
Dean Hardscrabble!
_________________________________
If we get back into the Scaring program,
_________________________________
I hope there's no hard feelings.
_________________________________
Tomorrow, each of you must prove
_________________________________
that you are undeniably scary.
_________________________________
And I know for a fact
that one of you is not.
_________________________________
(INDISTINCT)
_________________________________
No. He works harder than anyone.
_________________________________
Do you think he's scary?
_________________________________
He's the heart and soul of the team!
_________________________________
Do you think he's scary?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Wow! And I didn't even hold back!
_________________________________
Now I finally know what you mean
about strength of heart.
_________________________________
Mine comes from Donald and Goofy.
_________________________________
Come again?
_________________________________
If we stick together, we're unbeatable.
_________________________________
Not even Hercules stands a chance.
_________________________________
With these guys beside me,
I'm ready for anything!
_________________________________
-But that's not exactly what I...
-HERCULES: Of course.
_________________________________
Your friends give you strength.
Isn't that right, Phil?
_________________________________
The three of you together
make great heroes.
_________________________________
And as a team, I'm sure
you can overcome anything.
_________________________________
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
-(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
_________________________________
(GLASS CLINKING)
_________________________________
WINSTON: Attention. Attention.
_________________________________
I wanna thank everyone
that came out tonight...
_________________________________
in support of superheroes...
_________________________________
and bringing them back into society!
_________________________________
-(ALL APPLAUDING)
-You all made it happen.
_________________________________
The need for this has been made
_________________________________
crystal clear in recent days...
_________________________________
with bad actors like the self proclaimed
_________________________________
Screenslaver threatening our peace.
_________________________________
His reign was short, huh?
_________________________________
-(ALL CHEER)
-And thanks to this woman...
_________________________________
a great super.
You love her. You missed her.
_________________________________
-Welcome back, Elastigirl!
-(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
Come on up here.
Don't be bashful.
_________________________________
-Come on. Get up here.
-(GLASSES CLINKING)
_________________________________
I want you to have this.
_________________________________
A memento.
_________________________________
Thanks, Winston, Evelyn,
and everyone at DEVTECH.
_________________________________
I am forever in your debt.
_________________________________
And thanks to all of you,
_________________________________
your pressure
changed all the right minds.
_________________________________
We've made amazing headway
in a very short time...
_________________________________
which leads me
to an important announcement.
_________________________________
Just now,
at a world-wide summit...
_________________________________
leaders from more than a hundred
_________________________________
of the world's top countries...
_________________________________
have agreed to make
superheroes legal again!
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
We'll gather superheroes and leaders
_________________________________
from all over the planet...
_________________________________
on our boat, the Everjust...
_________________________________
for a televised signing ceremony at sea!
_________________________________
Now if you'll excuse us,
we got a ship to catch!
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
WINSTON: So good to see you.
Thanks for coming out.
_________________________________
Hey.
Hi, it's me again.
_________________________________
Um, there's, uh, something
I've always wanted to ask you.
_________________________________
Yeah, how do you balance
the superhero stuff
_________________________________
with your life stuff?
_________________________________
I know I can handle the superhero stuff.
_________________________________
(CONVERSATION FADES)
_________________________________
Uh-huh, uh-huh. Oh.
_________________________________
Would you please
excuse me a moment?
_________________________________
Oh. Yeah, okay, see you later!
Good talk!
_________________________________
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
_________________________________
(ROARS)
_________________________________
We're going to win this thing
tomorrow, Sull, I can feel it!
_________________________________
We'll finally have our lives back on track.
_________________________________
Hey, Mike?
_________________________________
You know, you've given me
a lot of really great tips.
_________________________________
I'd love to return the favor sometime.
_________________________________
Oh. Yeah, sure. Anytime.
_________________________________
(SULLEY GRUNTS)
_________________________________
-We're doing this now?
-Okay.
_________________________________
You've memorized every textbook,
_________________________________
every Scare Theory, and that is great.
_________________________________
-Hey!
-(CAT YOWLS)
_________________________________
But now it's time to forget all that.
_________________________________
Just reach deep down
and let the scary out!
_________________________________
Huh. Just feel it.
_________________________________
Exactly. Go wild.
_________________________________
I don't know. I've kind of
got my own technique.
_________________________________
Give it a try.
_________________________________
-(ROARS)
-Good, but bigger!
_________________________________
-(ROARS)
-Nope. You're thinking again.
_________________________________
-From the gut!
-(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Let the animal out!
_________________________________
(ROARING)
_________________________________
Come on! Dig deep!
_________________________________
(ROARING LOUDLY)
_________________________________
SHERRIE: Boys! It's a school night!
_________________________________
So, how was that?
_________________________________
-Up top.
-Ha-ha!
_________________________________
You know, it did feel different!
I feel like it's all coming together.
_________________________________
Yup, this time tomorrow
the whole school is finally going to see
_________________________________
what Mike Wazowski can do.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) You're darn right.
_________________________________
Are superheroes allowed
to drink on duty?
_________________________________
I'm definitely not on duty.
Ignore the costume.
_________________________________
I know I should be up there...
_________________________________
but I had to step away from
the grip and grins, you know?
_________________________________
Gotta get away
to keep it pure. I know I do.
_________________________________
What are you getting away from?
_________________________________
Eh, you know, company stuff.
My brother, mostly.
_________________________________
But you love him,
you two are this company.
_________________________________
Yin and yang.
_________________________________
Yeah, I invent the stuff,
he's good at people.
_________________________________
Pleasing them, engaging them,
figuring out what they want.
_________________________________
I never know what people want.
_________________________________
What do you think they want?
_________________________________
Ease.
_________________________________
People will trade quality
for ease every time.
_________________________________
It may be crap,
but hey, it's convenient.
_________________________________
Yeah. Kind of like this case.
_________________________________
What?
The Screenslaver?
_________________________________
Yeah, something's not sitting right.
_________________________________
It was too easy.
_________________________________
That was too easy?
(CHUCKLES) Wow.
_________________________________
-Funny.
-What?
_________________________________
Look is that.
_________________________________
One of Screenslaver's monitors
is tuned into my suit cam.
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
Isn't the suit cam closed circuit?
_________________________________
It is.
_________________________________
Then how come the Screenslaver has it?
_________________________________
Maybe he hacked it?
_________________________________
So, he's sophisticated enough
to do that...
_________________________________
but he has simple locks on his doors?
_________________________________
Maybe he wanted you to find him.
_________________________________
He wanted to get caught?
_________________________________
He wanted you to win.
_________________________________
That makes no sense.
He's a brilliant guy.
_________________________________
If he's smart enough to conceive
_________________________________
of technology like this...
_________________________________
he's smart enough to think
of something to do with it.
_________________________________
The guy we put put in jail
delivered pizzas.
_________________________________
So?
_________________________________
Einstein was a patent clerk.
_________________________________
Look, you won.
You got the guy who...
_________________________________
Wait! All Screenslaver needs to do
_________________________________
to hypnotize someone...
_________________________________
is get a screen in front of their eyes.
_________________________________
But what if the screen doesn't
look like a screen?
_________________________________
What if the pizza guy
is really a pizza guy...
_________________________________
but he was controlled by the screens
_________________________________
built into his glasses...
_________________________________
You are good.
_________________________________
FFLEWDDUR: Well, if it's the Marshes
of Morva you wanted, here you are.
_________________________________
Such a dreary place.
_________________________________
Let's see what it looks like from up here.
_________________________________
I think we're lost.
_________________________________
Are you sure this is the right place, Doli?
_________________________________
Yes, I'm sure.
_________________________________
Well, if you ask me...
_________________________________
Fflewddur! Doli!
_________________________________
Are you all right?
_________________________________
Hey, look out, you big, clumsy oaf!
_________________________________
Look where you... Uh-oh.
_________________________________
Welcome to Morva.
_________________________________
Well, someone must live here.
_________________________________
Gurgi not like this place.
_________________________________
No.
_________________________________
It seems empty.
_________________________________
Maybe we should have a look.
_________________________________
If I can just get this door open...
_________________________________
How will we ever
find the Black Cauldron
_________________________________
in a place like this?
_________________________________
It must be here somewhere.
_________________________________
(CROAKING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
TARAN: They're only frogs, Eilonwy.
_________________________________
Those were people.
_________________________________
You mean they were turned into frogs?
_________________________________
Oh, master, come quickly.
_________________________________
Gurgi found the wicked Cauldron.
_________________________________
Quick, quick, quick! Follow Gurgi!
_________________________________
Behold, master.
_________________________________
The whole room is full of cauldrons.
_________________________________
EILONWY: I don't understand.
_________________________________
Why would anyone want so many...
_________________________________
(WITCH SCREAMS)
_________________________________
ORGOCH: Thieves! Thieves!
_________________________________
ORDDU: Someone stole all our frogs.
_________________________________
You evil, nasty people.
_________________________________
You shall all be turned
into frogs and eaten.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(CACKLING)
_________________________________
Nice and tender.
_________________________________
Stop that, you... You...
_________________________________
Oh. So nice to meet you, ladies.
_________________________________
Goodbye. Aah!
_________________________________
Wait.
_________________________________
My, aren't you the handsome one?
_________________________________
Who? Me?
_________________________________
Oh, honestly, now,
don't you find me irresistible?
_________________________________
Yes. Well, of course, most attractive.
_________________________________
Shush! Stop that.
_________________________________
You don't mind if I pluck your harp,
_________________________________
do you, handsome?
_________________________________
Enough of that lovesick nonsense.
_________________________________
Great beelin'!
_________________________________
(SCREECHING)
_________________________________
Quick! We're going to have toad stew.
_________________________________
(SCREECHING)
_________________________________
You're not gonna eat this one.
_________________________________
Come here, love.
_________________________________
Can anyone here perform marriages?
_________________________________
Marriages?
_________________________________
You love-struck witch!
_________________________________
Where is he? Where'd he go?
_________________________________
Yoo-hoo! Where are you?
_________________________________
Don't go.
_________________________________
Now look what you've done.
_________________________________
He's gone!
_________________________________
I'll never forgive you
for this, Orgoch, never!
_________________________________
Ooh! There you are.
_________________________________
Enough! We've come
for the Black Cauldron.
_________________________________
Did you hear that, sisters?
_________________________________
Why, nobody's asked
for the Black Cauldron
_________________________________
in over 2,000 years.
_________________________________
It's a trick.
_________________________________
We're not going to let
them have it, are we?
_________________________________
Don't worry.
_________________________________
Leave it to me.
_________________________________
Perhaps I might interest you
in something else?
_________________________________
A kettle, a cook pot, a skillet, a teapot,
_________________________________
a bucket, a jar, a platter?
_________________________________
See anything you like?
_________________________________
I don't believe it.
_________________________________
I've never seen a sword like that.
_________________________________
I've got to have that sword.
_________________________________
Listen carefully.
_________________________________
We'll trade the Cauldron for the sword.
_________________________________
But what can they do
with the Cauldron, Orddu?
_________________________________
Nothing! That's the point.
Don't you see?
_________________________________
We'll end up with both the sword
and the Cauldron.
_________________________________
It's decided then.
You shall have the Black Cauldron.
_________________________________
You mean, you'll give it to us?
_________________________________
That's not what I said.
_________________________________
You weren't listening.
_________________________________
We never give anything away.
_________________________________
What we do is bargain, trade.
_________________________________
Well, you'll not have my sword!
_________________________________
May I ask you ladies to perhaps
_________________________________
consider this magnificent harp?
_________________________________
A harp?
_________________________________
Oh, when we want music,
we send for the birds.
_________________________________
What would we do with a simple harp?
_________________________________
Wait! Gurgi will trade
his crunchings and munchings.
_________________________________
Who would want...
_________________________________
Hold it, sister. Not so fast.
_________________________________
All right. I know what you want.
_________________________________
Yes?
_________________________________
No, Taran! No!
_________________________________
It's our only chance.
_________________________________
Here is my sword. Take it.
_________________________________
Is it your own choice, duckling?
_________________________________
Remember, with this sword,
_________________________________
you could be the greatest of warriors.
_________________________________
Yes. I offer my dearest possession...
_________________________________
in exchange for the Black Cauldron.
_________________________________
Agreed. We have made a bargain.
_________________________________
(ORDDU LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Look out!
_________________________________
Help!
_________________________________
Taran, watch out!
_________________________________
Great beelin'!
_________________________________
Duck!
_________________________________
Look!
_________________________________
The Black Cauldron. It's ours!
_________________________________
(WITCHES CACKLING)
_________________________________
ORDDU: I say,
what funny little ducklings.
_________________________________
Don't they know the Black
Cauldron is indestructible?
_________________________________
Now listen carefully.
_________________________________
The Black Cauldron
can never be destroyed.
_________________________________
Only its evil powers can be stopped.
_________________________________
Then there is a way. But how?
_________________________________
A living being must climb into it
of his own free will.
_________________________________
Gurgi is bold and brave.
He will climb into the evil Cauldron.
_________________________________
However, the poor duckling
will never climb out alive.
_________________________________
Yikes!
_________________________________
Now, look here, madam.
_________________________________
Don't forget we had an agreement.
_________________________________
Yes. You said we could
have the Cauldron.
_________________________________
Of course we said
you could have the Cauldron.
_________________________________
It's not our fault you can't
do anything with it.
_________________________________
(CACKLING)
_________________________________
(THUNDER CRASHING)
_________________________________
ORDDU: Goodbye, goslings.
_________________________________
Remember, we always keep a bargain.
_________________________________
(ORDDU LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
_________________________________
ANT: To the bird!
ALL: The bird!
_________________________________
(FESTIVE MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
ALL: (CHANTING) Hey!
_________________________________
Get down, roly boys!
_________________________________
How low can you go? Sing it now.
_________________________________
-How low can you go?
-How low can you go?
_________________________________
Do it, princess. How low can you go?
_________________________________
And that's how my 12th husband died.
_________________________________
So now I'm a widow. I mean,
I've always been a black widow,
_________________________________
but now I'm a black-widow widow.
_________________________________
-Thorny! Any sign of those fiends?
-Let me check.
_________________________________
No, not yet.
But we'll be ready for them.
_________________________________
Blueberries, dismissed!
_________________________________
And quit beating the boys up.
_________________________________
Those little raisins do grow on you.
_________________________________
Hey, how you guys doing?
Some party, huh?
_________________________________
Is that grain dip fresh or what? Okay.
_________________________________
I've told everyone you'll be stationed
deep in the command bunker.
_________________________________
Party quiets down,
I sneak you out the back way,
_________________________________
and then you're out of here forever.
_________________________________
Dim don't want to go.
_________________________________
Well, if Dim stays, he's gonna
need me here. He's not fully trained.
_________________________________
I mean, house-trained.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
I... I kind of promised the Blueberries
I'd teach them canasta.
_________________________________
It seems we've been booked
for an extended engagement.
_________________________________
Will you look at this colony?
Will you just look at this colony?
_________________________________
I don't even recognize it.
_________________________________
I feel 70 again!
_________________________________
Work that ab, baby!
_________________________________
And I have you bugs to thank for it.
So, thank you!
_________________________________
And thank you for finding them, Flik.
_________________________________
Me? Oh... I'll get it.
_________________________________
I mean, if you don't mind,
I'll just, I'll just...
_________________________________
It's all tangled up.
_________________________________
There.
_________________________________
I think I'll go check on the bird.
_________________________________
-Bird's this way.
-Yeah, the bird's that way.
_________________________________
(NERVOUS CHUCKLE)
_________________________________
She... What?
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Jiminy H. Cricket!
_________________________________
(BLOWING ALARM)
_________________________________
FLIK: They're back!
Get ready, everybody!
_________________________________
Get to your posts!
_________________________________
Battle stations, everyone.
This is not a drill!
_________________________________
Come on, everyone.
You know your jobs!
_________________________________
Let's go, go, go, go!
_________________________________
ANT: Look out!
_________________________________
Whoa, whoa, whoa there.
Steady, girls. That's it.
_________________________________
-It's P.T.
-P.T.?
_________________________________
Greetings and salutations!
Ooh-boppa-doo and how do you do?
_________________________________
I am the great P.T. Flea!
_________________________________
I'm in need of your...
Oh, let's just cut to the chase.
_________________________________
Look, I've been going
from anthill to anthill.
_________________________________
I'm looking for a bunch of
circus performers.
_________________________________
Have you seen them?
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Wait a second.
Ain't that Staff Sergeant Slim?
_________________________________
Nope! No, no, no. I'm sorry, no.
_________________________________
I've never seen
anyone like that around here.
_________________________________
SLIM: Be quiet!
_________________________________
FLIK: No one has ever seen
anyone like that around here.
_________________________________
So you'll probably want to get going.
_________________________________
I guess you've got a lot of other
anthills to check into, so bye!
_________________________________
Ah, guys, I've been looking all over
for you! Flaming Death is a huge hit!
_________________________________
-P.T.!
-P.T. FLEA: I'm serious!
_________________________________
Word of mouth got around.
_________________________________
The next day, there was a line of flies
outside the tent, went on forever!
_________________________________
-It must have been a foot long!
-P.T., no!
_________________________________
So I figured it out. You guys burn me
twice a night, I take a day off to heal.
_________________________________
And then we do it all over again!
_________________________________
We'll be the top circus act
in the business!
_________________________________
-You mean, you're not warriors?
-Are you kidding?
_________________________________
These guys are the lousiest
circus bugs you've ever seen.
_________________________________
And they're gonna make me rich!
_________________________________
You mean to tell me
that our entire defensive strategy
_________________________________
was concocted by clowns?
_________________________________
We really thought
Flik's idea was gonna work.
_________________________________
Oops.
_________________________________
Tell me this isn't true.
_________________________________
-No, you don't...
-This couldn't have happened
_________________________________
at a more inopportune time!
The last leaf is about to fall!
_________________________________
FEMALE ANT: We haven't collected
any food for the grasshoppers!
_________________________________
If Hopper finds out
what we almost did...
_________________________________
Hopper is not going to find out.
_________________________________
We're going to hide all this
and pretend it never happened.
_________________________________
You bugs were never here.
So I suggest you all leave.
_________________________________
But the bird! The bird will work.
_________________________________
I never thought I'd see the day
when an ant would put himself
_________________________________
-before the rest of his colony.
-What?
_________________________________
-The point is, Flik, you lied to us.
-No, no, no! I... I just...
_________________________________
You lied, Flik. You lied to her.
_________________________________
You lied to the colony! You lied to me!
_________________________________
And like an idiot, I believed you.
_________________________________
But I... I was just afraid that
_________________________________
if you knew I'd gotten circus bugs...
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
-I just wanted to make a difference.
-ATTA: I want you to leave, Flik.
_________________________________
And this time, don't come back.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
Tough crowd. Yee-haw!
_________________________________
Flik!
_________________________________
________
Imagining in October 2018
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
You have a nice swim?
_________________________________
Hey, guys, what's going on?
_________________________________
What's... What's with all the guns?
_________________________________
Guys?
_________________________________
(EXHALES)
_________________________________
I am such an idiot.
_________________________________
This is just another
treasure hunt for you.
_________________________________
-You're after the crystal.
-Oh, you mean this?
_________________________________
The heart of Atlantis.
_________________________________
Yeah. About that,
I would've told you sooner,
_________________________________
but it was strictly
on a need-to-know basis.
_________________________________
And, well, now you know.
_________________________________
I had to be sure you were one of us.
_________________________________
Welcome to the club, son.
_________________________________
I'm no mercenary.
_________________________________
Ah!
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Mercenary?
_________________________________
I prefer the term "adventure capitalist."
_________________________________
Besides, you're the one
who got us here.
_________________________________
You led us right to the treasure chest.
_________________________________
You don't know what
you're tampering with, Rourke.
_________________________________
What's to know? It's big. It's shiny.
_________________________________
It's going to make us all rich.
_________________________________
You think it's some kind of a diamond,
_________________________________
I thought it was some kind of a battery,
but we're both wrong.
_________________________________
It's their life force.
_________________________________
That crystal is the only thing
keeping these people alive.
_________________________________
You take that away, and they'll die.
_________________________________
Well, that changes things.
_________________________________
-Helga, what do you think?
-Knowing that, I'd double the price.
_________________________________
I was thinking triple.
_________________________________
Rourke, don't do this.
_________________________________
Academics. You never want
to get your hands dirty.
_________________________________
Think about it.
_________________________________
If you gave back
every stolen artifact from a museum,
_________________________________
you'd be left with an empty building.
_________________________________
We're just providing
a necessary service
_________________________________
to the archeological community.
_________________________________
Not interested.
_________________________________
I got to admit, I'm disappointed.
_________________________________
You're an idealist,
just like your grandfather.
_________________________________
Do yourself a favor, Milo.
Don't be like him.
_________________________________
For once, do the smart thing.
_________________________________
I really hate it
when negotiations go sour.
_________________________________
(COCKS GUN)
_________________________________
Let's try this again.
_________________________________
-Knock, knock.
-Room service.
_________________________________
Tell them to drop their weapons... Now!
_________________________________
(SPEAKING ATLANTEAN)
_________________________________
Spread out! Search everywhere!
_________________________________
You're not applying yourself, son.
_________________________________
There's got to be something else.
_________________________________
Well, there isn't. It just says,
_________________________________
"The heart of Atlantis lies
in the eyes of her king."
_________________________________
Well, then maybe Old King Cole here
_________________________________
can help us fill in the blanks.
_________________________________
How about it, chief?
Where's the crystal chamber?
_________________________________
You will destroy yourselves.
_________________________________
Maybe I'm not being clear.
_________________________________
-(GRUNTS)
-(KIDA GASPS)
_________________________________
(SPEAKING ATLANTEAN)
_________________________________
Rourke, this was not a part of the plan.
_________________________________
Plan's changed, doc.
_________________________________
I'd suggest you put a bandage
on that bleeding heart of yours.
_________________________________
It doesn't suit a mercenary.
_________________________________
Well, as usual, diplomacy has failed us.
_________________________________
Now, I'm going to count to 10.
_________________________________
And you're going to tell me
where the crystal is.
_________________________________
One... (COCKS GUN)
_________________________________
Two...
_________________________________
Nine...
_________________________________
T...
_________________________________
The heart of Atlantis
lies in the eyes of her king.
_________________________________
This is it. We're in.
_________________________________
Rourke, for the last time,
you've got to listen to me.
_________________________________
You don't have the slightest idea
what this power is capable of.
_________________________________
True, but I can think of a few countries
_________________________________
who'd pay anything to find out.
_________________________________
Hurry. Get on.
_________________________________
Jackpot.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
The kings of our past.
_________________________________
(SPEAKING ATLANTEAN SOFTLY)
_________________________________
Thatch, tell her to wrap it up.
_________________________________
We got a schedule to meet.
_________________________________
-Um...
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
Kida...
_________________________________
I'm sorry.
_________________________________
Come on, let's get this over with.
_________________________________
I don't like this place.
_________________________________
All right, Thatch, what's next?
_________________________________
Okay, there's a giant crystal
_________________________________
hovering 150 feet above our heads
_________________________________
over a bottomless pit of water.
_________________________________
Doesn't anything surprise you?
_________________________________
ROURKE: The only thing that
surprises me is you're still
_________________________________
talking and
that thing's not on the truck yet.
_________________________________
-Now move it!
-MILO: I don't know how to move it.
_________________________________
I don't even know
what's holding it up there.
_________________________________
Ah!
_________________________________
Talk to me, Thatch. What's happening?
_________________________________
Look, all it says here
is that the crystal is alive, somehow.
_________________________________
I don't know how to explain it.
_________________________________
It's their deity. It's their power source.
_________________________________
ROURKE: Speak English, professor.
_________________________________
MILO: They're a part of it.
It's a part of them.
_________________________________
I'm doing the best I can here.
_________________________________
-Well, do better.
-Oh, I know.
_________________________________
Why don't you translate,
and I'll wave the gun around?
_________________________________
(SPEAKING ATLANTEAN)
_________________________________
What did she say?
_________________________________
I don't know. I didn't catch it.
_________________________________
(WOMAN SINGS IN ATLANTEAN)
_________________________________
(CHORUS SINGING)
_________________________________
(RUMBLING)
_________________________________
Hold your horses, lover boy.
_________________________________
Kida.
_________________________________
No, don't. Don't touch her.
_________________________________
(PEOPLE MURMURING)
_________________________________
SERGEANT: All right, step back.
_________________________________
SQUAD LEADER: Sergeant,
keep those people back.
_________________________________
You heard him. Step back.
_________________________________
SERGEANT: I'm warning you.
_________________________________
So...
_________________________________
I guess this is how it ends, huh?
_________________________________
Fine. You win.
_________________________________
You're wiping out an entire civilization,
_________________________________
but hey... You'll be rich.
_________________________________
Congratulations, Audrey.
_________________________________
Guess you and your dad will be able
_________________________________
to open up that second garage after all.
_________________________________
And, Vinny, you can start
a whole chain of flower shops.
_________________________________
I'm sure your family's
going to be very proud.
_________________________________
But that's what it's all about, right?
_________________________________
-Money.
-Get off your soapbox, Thatch.
_________________________________
You've read Darwin.
It's called natural selection.
_________________________________
We're just helping it along.
_________________________________
-Commander, we're ready.
-Yeah, give me a minute.
_________________________________
I know I'm forgetting something.
_________________________________
I got the cargo, the crystal, the crew...
_________________________________
Oh, yeah.
_________________________________
-(GRUNTS)
-(ATLANTEANS GASP)
_________________________________
Look at it this way, son.
_________________________________
You were the man
who discovered Atlantis,
_________________________________
and now, you're part of the exhibit.
_________________________________
Let's move, people.
_________________________________
HELGA: That was an order,
not a suggestion. Let's go!
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
We're all going to die.
_________________________________
Oh, you can't be serious.
_________________________________
This is wrong, and you know it.
_________________________________
We're this close
to our biggest payday ever,
_________________________________
and you pick now of all times
to grow a conscience.
_________________________________
We've done a lot of things
we're not proud of.
_________________________________
Robbing graves, plundering tombs.
_________________________________
Double parking, but nobody got hurt.
_________________________________
Well, maybe somebody got hurt,
but nobody we knew.
_________________________________
ROURKE: Well, if that's
the way you want it, fine.
_________________________________
More for me.
_________________________________
-P.T. Barnum was right.
-(REVVING ENGINE)
_________________________________
-We can't let him do this!
-Wait a second.
_________________________________
Okay, now you can go.
_________________________________
SWEET: Milo, you better get up here.
_________________________________
MILO: How's he doing?
_________________________________
Not good, I'm afraid.
_________________________________
Internal bleeding.
_________________________________
There's nothing more I can do.
_________________________________
MILO: What a nightmare.
_________________________________
-And I brought it here.
-Don't go beating yourself up.
_________________________________
He's been after that crystal
since Iceland.
_________________________________
The crystal. Sweet, that's it.
_________________________________
These... These crystals,
they have some sort of healing energy.
_________________________________
I've seen it work.
_________________________________
No.
_________________________________
Where is my daughter?
_________________________________
Well, she... She...
_________________________________
Mmm.
_________________________________
She has been chosen,
like her mother before her.
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
KING: In times of danger,
_________________________________
the crystal will choose a host,
_________________________________
one of royal blood, to protect itself
_________________________________
and its people.
_________________________________
It will accept no other.
_________________________________
(STAMMERING)
Wait a minute. Choose?
_________________________________
So this thing is alive?
_________________________________
In a way.
_________________________________
The crystal thrives
_________________________________
on the collective emotions
of all who came before us.
_________________________________
In return, it provides power,
_________________________________
longevity, protection.
_________________________________
As it grew,
_________________________________
it developed
a consciousness of its own.
_________________________________
(COUGHING)
_________________________________
In my arrogance,
_________________________________
I sought to use it as a weapon of war,
_________________________________
but it's power proved
too great to control.
_________________________________
It overwhelmed us
and led to our destruction.
_________________________________
That's why you hid it beneath the city.
_________________________________
To keep history from repeating itself.
_________________________________
KING: And to prevent Kida
_________________________________
from suffering the same fate
as my beloved wife.
_________________________________
What do you mean?
What's going to happen to Kida?
_________________________________
If she remains bonded to the crystal,
_________________________________
she could be lost to it forever.
_________________________________
The love of my daughter
is all I have left.
_________________________________
My burden would have become hers
_________________________________
when the time was right,
but now, it falls to you.
_________________________________
Me?
_________________________________
Return the crystal.
_________________________________
Save Atlantis.
_________________________________
Save my daughter.
_________________________________
(HORN BLOWS IN DISTANCE)
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
So, what's it going to be?
_________________________________
-Excuse me?
-I followed you in, and I'll follow you out.
_________________________________
-It's your decision.
-Oh, my decision?
_________________________________
Well, I think we've seen
how effective my decisions have been.
_________________________________
Let's recap.
_________________________________
I lead a band of plundering vandals
_________________________________
to the greatest archeological find
in recorded history,
_________________________________
thus enabling the kidnap
and/or murder of the royal family.
_________________________________
Not to mention personally delivering
_________________________________
the most powerful force known to man
into the hands of a mercenary nutcase
_________________________________
who's probably going
to sell it to the Kaiser!
_________________________________
Have I left anything out?
_________________________________
Well, you did set the camp on fire
_________________________________
-and drop us down that big hole.
-Thank you.
_________________________________
Thank you very much.
_________________________________
Of course, it's been my experience
when you hit bottom,
_________________________________
the only place left to go is up.
_________________________________
(SIGHS) Who told you that?
_________________________________
A fella by the name
of Thaddeus Thatch.
_________________________________
I must be out of my mind.
_________________________________
-Phoebus! Shh.
-Aah!
_________________________________
-I'm coming with you!
-Glad you changed your mind.
_________________________________
I'm not doing it for you.
I'm doing it for her.
_________________________________
You know where she is?
_________________________________
No, but she said
that this will help us find her.
_________________________________
Good, good, good. Ah, great.
_________________________________
What is it?
_________________________________
-I'm not sure.
-Hmm. It must be some sort of code.
_________________________________
Maybe it's Arabic. No, no. It's not
Arabic. Maybe it's ancient Greek.
_________________________________
"When you wear this woven band,
you hold the city in your hand."
_________________________________
-What?
-It's the city.
_________________________________
-What are you talking about?
-It's a map.
_________________________________
See, here's the cathedral and the river,
and this little stone must be...
_________________________________
-I've never seen a map that looks like...
-I've lived in the tower for 20 years.
_________________________________
And I think I know
what the city looks like from above.
_________________________________
-This is it.
-This is not it.
_________________________________
(BOTH BREATHING DEEPLY)
_________________________________
All right. Okay.
If you say it's a map, fine. It's a map.
_________________________________
But if we're going to find Esmeralda,
we have to work together.
_________________________________
Truce?
_________________________________
Well, okay.
_________________________________
Ahh! (GROANS)
_________________________________
Sorry.
_________________________________
PHOEBUS: No, you're not.
_________________________________
(DOGS BARKING)
_________________________________
(DORY HUMMING)
_________________________________
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
_________________________________
MAN 1: Hey, so how much more
we got left to load?
_________________________________
WOMAN: Uh, just this last row.
_________________________________
MAN 2: The sooner we finish,
the sooner this truck gets to Cleveland.
_________________________________
DORY: Watch the turn.
MARLIN: Watch what? Ow!
_________________________________
NEMO: Too late.
DORY: Okay, I think we're close. Whee!
_________________________________
(NEMO AND MARLIN SCREAMING)
_________________________________
ALL: Hi!
_________________________________
Is this quarantine?
_________________________________
DORY: Yes! This is it!
We're in quarantine!
_________________________________
-My parents are here!
-(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
MARLIN: Where are we going?
Hey, what...
_________________________________
 No, why are we going towards the door?
_________________________________
-We are all better!
-ALL: Yay!
_________________________________
I feel fantastic!
_________________________________
-(SNEEZES)
-(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
Dude.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
My family! Come on, let's go!
Excuse me.
_________________________________
Dory, wait a minute!
_________________________________
I'm coming Mommy! I'm coming Daddy!
_________________________________
Whoo-hoo! Almost home.
Almost home. I'm almost home.
_________________________________
MARLIN: I think I'm getting
the hang of this! Oh!
_________________________________
This looks like the symbol on the map.
_________________________________
But what does it mean?
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
I'm not sure.
_________________________________
I can make out an inscription,
_________________________________
but it's going to
take a few minutes to translate it.
_________________________________
Yes, well.
Or we could just go down those stairs.
_________________________________
QUASIMODO:
Is this the court of miracles?
_________________________________
PHOEBUS: Offhand, I'd say it's
the court of ankle-deep sewage.
_________________________________
-Must be the old catacombs.
-(MOUSE SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
Cheerful place.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
Kinda makes ya wish
ya got out more often, eh, Quasi?
_________________________________
Not me. I just want to warn Esmeralda
_________________________________
and get back to the bell tower
before I get in more trouble.
_________________________________
Speaking of trouble, we should
have run into some by now.
_________________________________
-What do you mean?
-You know. A guard. A booby trap.
_________________________________
Or an ambush.
_________________________________
(MEN LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Well, well, well. What have we here?
_________________________________
-Trespassers!
-Spies!
_________________________________
-We're not spies.
-You've got to listen...
_________________________________
-(MUFFLED STRUGGLING)
-Don't interrupt me.
_________________________________
You're very clever
to have found our hideaway.
_________________________________
Unfortunately, you won't
live to tell the tale.
_________________________________
(MEN LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(SINGING) Maybe you're heard 
of a terrible place
_________________________________
Where the scoundrels of Paris 
collect in a lair
_________________________________
Maybe you've heard of that mythical 
place called the court of miracles
_________________________________
Hello, you're there.
_________________________________
Where the lame can walk
_________________________________
And the blind can see
_________________________________
But the dead don't talk
_________________________________
So you won't be around 
to reveal what you found
_________________________________
We have a method 
for spies and intruders
_________________________________
Rather like hornets 
protecting their hive
_________________________________
Here in the court of miracles 
where it's a miracle if you get out alive
_________________________________
(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Gather around, everybody.
There's "good noose" tonight.
_________________________________
It's a doubleheader.
A couple of Frollo's spies.
_________________________________
-(CROWD BOOING)
-And not just any spies.
_________________________________
His captain of the guard
and his loyal, bell-ringing henchman.
_________________________________
(SINGING) Justice is swift 
in the court of miracles
_________________________________
I am the lawyer and judge all in one
_________________________________
We like to get the trial over with quickly
_________________________________
Because it's the sentence 
that's really the fun
_________________________________
Any last words?
_________________________________
(MUFFLED STRUGGLING)
_________________________________
-(CRACKING KNUCKLES)
-That's what they all say.
_________________________________
-Now that we've seen all the evidence
-PUPPET: Wait, I object
_________________________________
-Overruled.
-PUPPET: I object.
_________________________________
-Quiet.
-PUPPET: Dang.
_________________________________
We find you totally innocent
_________________________________
Which is the worst crime of all
_________________________________
So you're going to hang
_________________________________
ESMERALDA: Stop!
_________________________________
(MUFFLED SHOUTING)
_________________________________
These men aren't spies.
They're our friends.
_________________________________
-Why didn't they say so?
-We did say so.
_________________________________
This is the soldier
who saved the miller's family.
_________________________________
And Quasimodo helped me
escape the cathedral.
_________________________________
We came to warn you. Frollo's coming.
_________________________________
He says he knows where you're hiding,
_________________________________
and he's attacking at dawn
with 1,000 men.
_________________________________
Then let's waste no time.
We must leave immediately.
_________________________________
(CROWD CLAMORING
IN AGREEMENT)
_________________________________
(WHISPERING) I hear footsteps.
_________________________________
(ALL SCREAM)
_________________________________
-(GASPS) Hank!
-Quiet.
_________________________________
Hank, we need to get in that tank.
That rhymed.
_________________________________
-Why?
-Her parents are there!
_________________________________
Oh.
_________________________________
Look, you've got three minutes
to get everyone in this cup with you...
_________________________________
and then I'm on that truck
to Cleveland, got it?
_________________________________
Got it.
_________________________________
Oh, boy.
_________________________________
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
_________________________________
Mom? Dad?
_________________________________
Mom? Dad?
Hey, everybody. It's me, Dory!
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
Dory? Dory? Dory?
Jenny and Charlie's Dory? Dory?
_________________________________
Mom? Dad?
_________________________________
Mom? Dad?
_________________________________
Mom? Dad?
_________________________________
-She should just pick 2 and let's go.
-Dad.
_________________________________
What? I'm kidding. It's a reunion.
_________________________________
Mom? Dad? Where are my parents?
_________________________________
Dory? Are you really
Jenny and Charlie's girl?
_________________________________
Yes, I am! That's me! Where are they?
_________________________________
Uh, well, Dory, right after
you disappeared, they thought you...
_________________________________
Well, they thought you must have
ended up here, in quarantine.
_________________________________
-Uh-huh?
-Come on, come on, come on.
_________________________________
And so they came here to look for you.
_________________________________
You took a terrible risk coming here.
_________________________________
It may not exactly show,
but we're grateful.
_________________________________
Don't thank me. Thank Quasimodo.
_________________________________
Without his help,
I would never have found my way here.
_________________________________
FROLLO: Nor would I.
_________________________________
(GYPSIES SHOUTING)
_________________________________
(BLEATING)
_________________________________
After 20 years of searching,
_________________________________
the court of miracles is mine at last.
_________________________________
Dear Quasimodo.
_________________________________
I always knew
you would somebody be of use to me.
_________________________________
-No.
-What are you talking about?
_________________________________
-Why, he led me right to you, my dear.
-You're a liar.
_________________________________
And look what else
I've caught in my net.
_________________________________
Captain Phoebus, back from the dead.
_________________________________
-Another "miracle," no doubt.
-(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
They're here! (GASPS) Where are they?
_________________________________
I shall remedy that.
_________________________________
There'll be a little bonfire
in the square tomorrow.
_________________________________
And you're all invited to attend.
_________________________________
Lock them up.
_________________________________
No, please, Master!
_________________________________
No, no.
_________________________________
Dory, that was years ago.
_________________________________
-Huh?
-They never came back.
_________________________________
Oh, no.
_________________________________
Take him back to the bell tower.
And make sure he stays there.
_________________________________
You see, Dory, when fish
don't come back from quarantine...
_________________________________
it means they're not...
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
Dory, they're gone.
_________________________________
(GASPS) They're dead?
_________________________________
-(ECHOING) They wanted to find you...
-Wait. Are you sure they're gone?
_________________________________
Dory, listen, it's going to be okay.
_________________________________
Dory, they loved you so much.
_________________________________
Anyone not looking to go to Cleveland,
final warning!
_________________________________
(DORY BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________
-NEMO: Dory, are you all right?
-Are you okay?
_________________________________
-I was too late.
-MARLIN: Dory, no. No. Now listen.
_________________________________
-I don't have a family.
-NEMO: No, Dory. That's not true.
_________________________________
HANK: Time to go!
_________________________________
I'm all alone.
_________________________________
MARLIN: Dory.
NEMO: Dory!
_________________________________
HANK: Where's everybody else?
_________________________________
Your orange friends are on their way
to Cleveland. Ah!
_________________________________
WOMAN: I found the octopus!
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(GLASS SHATTERS)
_________________________________
-WOMAN: Where did he go?
-(DORY PANTING)
_________________________________
(DORY GASPS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Mommy? Daddy?
_________________________________
Help.
_________________________________
No. No. No. Help. Help. Help me.
_________________________________
Help. Help me. Please.
Somebody help me!
_________________________________
Hey, can... Help me?
Can you help me? I've lost them!
_________________________________
-Oh. Lost who?
-I-I-I-I...
_________________________________
Ah, sorry, honey. I can't help you
if you don't remember.
_________________________________
Uh... (GASPS)
_________________________________
Oh! Can you help me? I've lost... them.
_________________________________
Uh, can you be more specific?
_________________________________
My... My... Them! Them! Them!
_________________________________
Um... Um...
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
Oh...
_________________________________
Help! Help!
_________________________________
Please? They're gone!
_________________________________
(CRYING)
_________________________________
I've lost... I've lost everyone.
(SNIFFLES) There's nothing I can do.
_________________________________
Shoot, I can't forget.
What was I forgetting? Something.
_________________________________
Something important. What was it? I...
_________________________________
What was it? It's going away.
_________________________________
It's going away. It's going because
all I can do is forget. I just forget.
_________________________________
And I forget.
That's what I do best. That's what I do.
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
Hey, hey! Why aren't we moving?
_________________________________
Riley's gone to sleep.
We're all on break.
_________________________________
You mean we're stuck
here until morning?
_________________________________
Yeah, the Train of Thought
doesn't run while she's asleep.
_________________________________
Oh, we can't wait that long.
_________________________________
-How about we wake her up?
-Sadness, that's ridiculous!
_________________________________
How could we possibly... (GASPS)
_________________________________
JOY: How about we wake her up?
_________________________________
-Great idea, Joy.
-Thanks. Come on!
_________________________________
Whoa! This place is huge!
_________________________________
Yeah, it looks so much smaller
than I expected.
_________________________________
Wow! I Can Fly?
_________________________________
BING BONG: I love that one!
_________________________________
(GASPS) Rainbow Unicorn!
She's right there!
_________________________________
My friend says you're famous.
_________________________________
She wants your autograph.
_________________________________
No, no, Sadness,
don't bother Miss Unicorn, okay?
_________________________________
Sorry, she's from out of town.
_________________________________
That was so embarrassing, right?
_________________________________
I loved you in
Fairy Dream Adventure Part 7.
_________________________________
Okay, bye. I love you!
_________________________________
Huh. Wonder what that means.
_________________________________
Oh, well, let's go in.
_________________________________
DIRECTOR: Set up the classroom set!
_________________________________
DIRECTOR: Today's memories are in!
_________________________________
DIRECTOR: We've got
a lot to work with here.
_________________________________
Riley dumped her best friend,
_________________________________
had a miserable day at school,
_________________________________
and quit hockey.
_________________________________
DIRECTOR: The writers have
put together a killer script!
_________________________________
Just because Joy
and Sadness are gone,
_________________________________
I have to do stupid Dream Duty.
_________________________________
(GRUMBLING)
_________________________________
Okay. How are we going to wake her up?
_________________________________
Well, she wakes up sometimes
when she has a scary dream.
_________________________________
-We could scare her.
-Scare her?
_________________________________
No, she's been through enough already.
_________________________________
-But, Joy...
-Sadness, you may know your way
_________________________________
around down here, but I know Riley.
_________________________________
We're gonna make her so happy,
_________________________________
she'll wake up with exhilaration.
_________________________________
We'll excite her awake!
_________________________________
That's never happened before.
_________________________________
(GASPS) Ooh!
Riley loves dogs. Put this on.
_________________________________
I don't think that'll work.
_________________________________
-Bing Bong?
-BING BONG: Yeah?
_________________________________
Don't let anything happen to these.
_________________________________
Got it.
_________________________________
Mmm-hmm. Add the reality
distortion filter.
_________________________________
Love it. Remember,
play to the camera, everyone!
_________________________________
Riley is the camera!
_________________________________
DIRECTOR: Makeup,
get out of there, we are on in five,
_________________________________
four, three...
_________________________________
(STRUMMING DREAMY MUSIC)
_________________________________
Hello, class.
_________________________________
Before we begin today's pop quiz...
_________________________________
Man, she is one bad actress.
_________________________________
...which counts for 90%
of your final grade,
_________________________________
I want to introduce
our new student. Riley.
_________________________________
Would you like to stand up
_________________________________
-and introduce yourself?
-Camera.
_________________________________
-And cue Riley.
-(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________
(IN RILEY'S VOICE)
My name is Riley Andersen.
_________________________________
I'm from Minnesota and now I live here.
_________________________________
Ew, look! Her teeth are falling out!
_________________________________
-That's disgusting.
-Ew, gross!
_________________________________
Teeth falling out. (SPITS)
_________________________________
Yeah, I'm used to that one.
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(SLURPS)
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Let me guess, we have no pants on.
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Hey, look!
She came to school with no pants on!
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-FEAR: Called it!
-Ready?
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I don't think
this happy thing is going to work.
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But if we scare her...
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Just follow my lead. Here we go.
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(SCREAMING)
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Bark! Bark! Bark!
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-Who is that?
-Uh, what's going on?
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Psst! You're on! Go!
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Whoo! Let's party!
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Let's dance! Whoo!
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Hey, a party.
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Bark, bark, bark!
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-Joy, this isn't working.
-(FABRIC RIPS)
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BING BONG: Huh!
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-(CRASHING)
-(FABRIC RIPS)
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Huh? Sadness, what are you doing?
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-Come back here!
-(DOG BARKING)
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It's just a dream,
it's just a dream. It's just a dream.
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They're trying to wake her up.
Call security!
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Hi, Riley, it's me!
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-BING BONG: ♪ Who's your friend
-Bing Bong?
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♪ Who likes to play?
Bing Bong, Bing Bong! ♪
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JOY: Sadness, stop! It was working!
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BING BONG: Ow.
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Sadness! You are ruining this dream!
You're scaring her!
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But look, it's working!
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Whoa.
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They are not
part of this dream. Get them!
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SECURITY: Stop right there!
BING BONG: Ow!
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Pan away! Pan away!
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(NEIGHS)
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Boo! Pick a plotline!
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-Ow! Careful!
-GUARD: Hold still!
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BING BONG: You can't do this!
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BING BONG:
I know people in Headquarters!
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BING BONG: Ow! Cut that out!
Ow! Please!
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Do you like candy? You look hungry.
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I get you candy! Oh, no!
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JOY: No, no. No, no!
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There go the Core Memories!
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BING BONG: I can't go in there!
I'm scared of the dark!
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Please!
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Oh, come on.
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JOY: What is this place?
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SADNESS: The Subconscious.
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It's where they take
all the troublemakers.
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My hat feels loose.
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Mmm. How do we get in?
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GUARD 1: Let me see.
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GUARD 2: You got my hat?
Or is that your hat?
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GUARD 1: Yeah, it's my hat.
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GUARD 2: You sure? I don't know,
look in the label.
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-Yeah, it says, "My hat."
-Wait, it says, "My hat"?
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-My hat, it says.
-That's what I wrote in my hat.
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-What are you talking about?
-You've got my hat on.
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-Okay, but it's my handwriting.
-(THUDDING)
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-Hey! You!
-Oh! You caught us!
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GUARD 1: Get back in there!
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GUARD 1: No escaping!
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(HOWLING)
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(SADNESS WHIMPERING)
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I don't like it here.
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It's where they keep
Riley's darkest fears.
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(GASPS)
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It's broccoli.
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-(DOOR CREAKING)
-(BOTH GASP)
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SADNESS: The stairs to the basement!
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(BOTH YELP)
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(WHIRRING)
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JOY: Grandma's vacuum cleaner!
_________________________________
(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Okay, come on.
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(FOOTSTEPS CRUNCHING)
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Would you walk quieter?
_________________________________
I'm trying.
_________________________________
What is going...
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Candy wrappers? (GASPS)
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(BING BONG CRYING)
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-JOY: Bing Bong!
-Joy?
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-There you are.
-Shhh!
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-(SNORING)
-(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________
It's Jangles.
_________________________________
Who's the birthday girl?
Who's the birthday girl?
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Do you have the Core Memories?
_________________________________
Yeah.
_________________________________
All he cared about was the candy!
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Shh.
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(SQUEAKING)
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(JOY GRUNTING)
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(CONTINUES SNORING)
_________________________________
We're out of here! Let's get to that train!
_________________________________
Wait! The train's not running.
_________________________________
We still have to wake up Riley.
_________________________________
But how?
_________________________________
(SNORING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
Oh, no!
_________________________________
(SQUEAKS)
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(JANGLES GROANS)
_________________________________
Hey, Sadness.
_________________________________
(STAMMERING) Did you hear
about the pa-pa-party they were having?
_________________________________
Oh, yeah. Oh, yes, Joy.
_________________________________
(STUTTERING) Isn't it a birthday party?
_________________________________
Did you say
_________________________________
birthday? (LAUGHS)
_________________________________
And there's going to be
cake and presents.
_________________________________
And games and balloons...
_________________________________
A birthday?
_________________________________
Okay. Follow us!
_________________________________
(JANGLES LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Nothing like a good scare
to wake you up, right?
_________________________________
Okay, but it's my handwriting.
_________________________________
No, it isn't. That's my... I wrote that.
_________________________________
No, but this one's my handwriting.
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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(JANGLES LAUGHING)
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(SILLY MUSIC PLAYING)
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(CRASHING)
_________________________________
Who's the birthday girl?
_________________________________
(SHRIEKS)
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(GASPING)
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(BELL DINGS)
_________________________________
-Whoo-hoo!
-Come on, let's go!
_________________________________
(TRAIN HONKING HORN)
_________________________________
JOY: Ha-ha! We made it!
_________________________________
Guess who's on their way
to Headquarters!
_________________________________
SADNESS: We are!
_________________________________
BING BONG: Whoo-hoo!
JOY: Whoo!
_________________________________
(ALL WHOOPING)
_________________________________
Push it in a little bit farther,
_________________________________
take it back a little bit...
_________________________________
(BAWLING)
_________________________________
I give up!
_________________________________
I'll never get this. We're doomed!
_________________________________
Doomed!
_________________________________
Hey, look! Krebbs, Frank's out!
_________________________________
Frank, you're free!
_________________________________
Free?
_________________________________
I'm free! I'm free! I'm free!
_________________________________
Shh! Joanna'll hear!
_________________________________
Double or nothing,
he's caught in five minutes.
_________________________________
-Calm down, little mate.
-Didn't I tell you?
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Look at me, I'm free!
_________________________________
Frank, get the keys.
_________________________________
I should get the keys.
_________________________________
I'm stuck!
_________________________________
Shh! Quiet!
_________________________________
Quiet, you fool!
_________________________________
Take it easy, I'll get you loose.
_________________________________
There you go.
_________________________________
-(GURGLES)
-Now go get the keys.
_________________________________
The keys.
Yeah, yeah. Keys, keys, keys.
_________________________________
I can't reach them.
_________________________________
Quick, get something to stand on.
_________________________________
Stand on, something to stand on.
_________________________________
This ought to be rich.
_________________________________
Stand on...
_________________________________
ALL: Frank.
_________________________________
Use the box! Climb up on the box!
_________________________________
Of course, a box!
_________________________________
-Quiet!
-These darn things are heavy!
_________________________________
(ALL GASPING)
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(SIGHING)
_________________________________
Whoops.
_________________________________
-(FRANK HOWLS)
-(JOANNA SNARLS)
_________________________________
The keys, give us the keys!
_________________________________
Over here! Give us the keys!
_________________________________
Yee-haw! Ride him, Frank!
_________________________________
Yah-hoo! Howdy, howdy!
_________________________________
Howdy, howdy, howdy!
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(HOWLING)
_________________________________
Let me in! Let me in! Let me in!
_________________________________
No! No! No!
_________________________________
No! No! No! No!
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(GUNSHOT)
_________________________________
Huh. Missed. (GURGLES)
_________________________________
McLEACH: Surprise!
_________________________________
If I didn't know better,
I'd think you didn't like it here.
_________________________________
Let me go, let go! Let go!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
What are you doing out of your cage?
_________________________________
Hmm. That's better.
_________________________________
(GROWLS)
_________________________________
Come on, boy.
_________________________________
Say goodbye to your little friends.
_________________________________
It's the last you'll ever see of them.
_________________________________
There is no time to waste.
_________________________________
-We must try to get in.
-Here, Miss Bianca, start digging.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING) Has anyone considered
trying, "Open sesame"?
_________________________________
(RUMBLING)
_________________________________
Hey, it worked!
_________________________________
McLEACH: Get out of here! Go on! Get!
_________________________________
Look, Bernard, it's the boy!
_________________________________
And McLeach.
_________________________________
It's all over, boy.
_________________________________
Your bird's dead. Someone shot her.
_________________________________
Shot her, right outta the sky.
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
What do you mean, no?
You callin' me a liar?
_________________________________
I heard it on the radio.
_________________________________
And she could have been mine
if it weren't for you.
_________________________________
Now you better get,
before I change my mind.
_________________________________
Go on, get!
_________________________________
-Why is he letting him go?
-It's gotta be a trick.
_________________________________
Too bad about those eggs, eh, Joanna.
_________________________________
They'll never survive
without their mother.
_________________________________
Oh, well. Survival of the fittest, I guess.
_________________________________
Bingo!
_________________________________
(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________
-Bird?
-Eggs?
_________________________________
-Shh. Listen.
-(ENGINE RUMBLING)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
I didn't make it all the way
through third grade for nothing.
_________________________________
JAKE: Don't know where he's going,
but we can't let him get away.
_________________________________
-Hurry up, you two!
-Quickly, Bernard, now!
_________________________________
Oh, no!
_________________________________
Get between the treads!
_________________________________
Bernard, Bianca, here, catch!
_________________________________
Got it! Miss Bianca, you can do it!
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
Boy, this is some head wind.
_________________________________
Say, you lovely ladies wouldn't
have seen two little mice
_________________________________
running around down there, would you?
_________________________________
Hey, where you going?
_________________________________
I mean it, I'm looking for two little mice!
_________________________________
Is it something I said?
_________________________________
Little Chef?
_________________________________
This is great, Son.
An inside job. I see the appeal.
_________________________________
(SHUSHING)
_________________________________
(CLICKS TONGUE)
_________________________________
Oof!
_________________________________
(BECKONS)
_________________________________
(KEYS JINGLING)
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
Little Chef?
_________________________________
Little Chef?
_________________________________
Hey, Little Chef.
_________________________________
I thought you went back
to the apartment.
_________________________________
Then when you weren't there,
I don't know...
_________________________________
It didn't seem right to leave things
the way that we did, so...
_________________________________
Look, I don't want to fight.
_________________________________
I've been under a lot of, you know,
pressure.
_________________________________
A lot has changed
in not very much time, you know?
_________________________________
I'm suddenly a Gusteau.
_________________________________
And I got to be a Gusteau or, you know,
_________________________________
people will be disappointed.
_________________________________
It's weird.
_________________________________
You know, I've never
disappointed anyone before,
_________________________________
because nobody's
ever expected anything of me.
_________________________________
And the only reason
anyone expects anything from me now
_________________________________
is because of you.
_________________________________
I haven't been fair to you.
_________________________________
You've never failed me,
and I should never forget that.
_________________________________
You've been a good friend.
_________________________________
The most honorable friend
a guy could ever ask...
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
What is this?
_________________________________
What's going on?
_________________________________
What...
_________________________________
Hey...
_________________________________
(STUTTERING) You're...
_________________________________
You're stealing food? How could you?
_________________________________
I thought you were my friend!
I trusted you!
_________________________________
Get out! You and all your rat buddies!
_________________________________
And don't come back
_________________________________
or I'll treat you the way restaurants
are supposed to treat pests!
_________________________________
You're right, Dad. Who am I kidding?
_________________________________
We are what we are, and we're rats.
_________________________________
Well, he'll leave soon,
and now you know how to get in.
_________________________________
Steal all you want.
_________________________________
-You're not coming?
-I've lost my appetite.
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