Disney PhilharMagic Fantasia of Spring & Autumn (2019) subtitles (Spring 2019)

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(ME AND JULIO DOWN BY
THE SCHOOLYARD PLAYING)
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(FILM REEL WHIRRING)
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(LAUGHING)
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WALTER: That's me, Walter.

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Where... Where'd you go?

Oh, there you are!
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WALTER: I have the best life

in the whole world.

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(LAUGHING)
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(LAUGHS) That's my brother, Gary.
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He's the best friend you could ever have.
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Yeah, I know what you're thinking.

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We could be twins.

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Here's where we live, Smalltown...

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Whoa, in a couple of days
they come and take me away
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But the press let the story leak
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WALTER: ...the best town
you could ever grow up in.

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And when the radical priest
come to get me
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Released we was all
on the cover of Newsweek

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WALTER: Gary and I did
everything together.
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I don't know where I'm going
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-I'm on my way

-(MOANING)
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I'm taking my time
but I don't know where

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Goodbye to Rosie the queen of Corona

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WALTER: And as the years passed,

my brother was always there for me.
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-(CHEERING)

-I got it! Gary, throw me! Throw me!
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Ah! (GRUNTS)
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WALTER: We were a great team.

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-(GRUNTS)

-Nice job, Walter.
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Thanks, Gary.
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(MOANING)
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WALTER: Oh, don't get me wrong.

It's not perfect.
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-That was so fun!

-WALTER: Nothing is.
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-(LAUGHS)

-MAN: Sorry, kid.
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GIRL: I wanna do that again!
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MAN 2: Come on. I'll ride with ya!
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BOY: Hurry up!
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WALTER: Even the sunniest days

can have a few clouds in them.
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Ride's bogus, anyway.

Hey, wanna rent a video?
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WALTER: Yeah. Uh, race you home!

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WALTER: And, well, that night

sorta changed everything.

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It's The Muppet Show, with our very

special guest star, Mr. Steve Martin!

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-(APPLAUSE ON TV)

-WALTER: I found them...
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-(GASPING)

-WALTER: The Muppets.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(INHALING)
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WALTER: I guess you could say

I was their number one fan.

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(GASPING) Oh, Gary, it's an entire
map of The Muppet Studios.

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-(RATTLING)

-(LAUGHS)
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(GASPING)
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WALTER:
And they made all the difference.

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KIDS: Trick or treat!
WALTER: Because from then on...

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-Hey, guys.

-Oh, hey, Gary.
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-Hey.

-Hi-ho, guys. Yay! (CHUCKLES)
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(LAUGHING)
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BOY: Is that Kermit the Frog?

What is this, 1978?
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WALTER: ...even on the worst days,
I knew...

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-that as the years passed...

-(GASPS)
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KERMIT: (ON TV)

Cancel that last remark.
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WALTER: ...as long as there are
singing frogs and joking bears...

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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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WALTER: ...Swedish chefs
and boomerang fish,

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the world can't be such
a bad place after all.

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-Mahna mahna

-Do doo, do doo doo
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All right, good night, buddy.
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Oh, good night, Gary.
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WALTER: And as long as
there are Muppets...

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(YAWNING)
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WALTER: ...for me...

BUNSEN: ...hair-growing tonic.
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WALTER: ...there's still

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hope.

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-(GASPS)

-Ah! Bye-bye!
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-(LAUGHING)

-KERMIT: Somebody get him!
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Animal. Hey, Animal, come on.

The show's about to start.

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Show! Show! (YELLS)
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Hey, Walter, why don't you join us?
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GONZO: Come on!

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(GLASS SQUEAKING)
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No! Wait! I want to be

with you guys! Please let me in!
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Kermit!
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-(SCREAMING, GASPING)

-Whoa!
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GARY: Walter, are you okay, buddy?
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You're drenched in sweat.
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Did you have the dream again?
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Um... No.
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Uh, hey, so, uh, when
are you guys leaving today?

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Oh, um, just a couple hours now.
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Oh, wow, Gary, I think it is so cool

you're taking Mary to Los Angeles.
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(LAUGHS) I can't believe you

guys have been dating for 10 years.
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I know. Yeah, she wanted to do
something special for this anniversary,
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and she's always
wanted to see Los Angeles, so...
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Hey, uh, don't forget to send me a
postcard from The Muppet Studios.
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Oh, yeah, I'm sorry.
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-I can't do that, Walter.

-But, Gary...
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Because... You're coming with us!
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(GASPS) Oh, Gary!
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-But what about Mary?

-She's fine.
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-She said the more the merrier.

-I... I don't know what to say!
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The Muppet Studios are there, Gary.
I can't believe this!

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Better get a move on.

We don't want to miss that bus!
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No way! Who knows?

Maybe Kermit will be there.
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I wouldn't get your hopes up, buddy.
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The Muppets haven't put
on a show together in years.
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I don't think they use the studios

for anything but tours anymore.
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Nah, I think that's just an Internet rumor.
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Like there's a country called Turkey.
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Walter, how many times

do we have to go over this?
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-Turkey is a very real country.

-Wow, Muppet Studios.
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I can't believe it!
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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(BRUSHING RHYTHMICALLY)
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(SINGING) Everything is great
Everything is grand
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I got the whole wide world
in the palm of my hand

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Everything is perfect
It's falling into place

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I can't seem to wipe
this smile off my face

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Life's a happy song when there's
someone by my side to sing along

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(BRUSHING, SPITTING)
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When you're alone
Life can be a little rough
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It makes you feel like
you're three foot tall
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When it's just you
Well, times can be tough

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When there's no one there
to catch your fall
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(GRUNTS) Whoa!
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(GRUNTS)
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Everything is great
Everything is grand

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I got the whole wide world
in the palm of my hand

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Everything is perfect
It's falling into place

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I can't seem to wipe
this smile off my face

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-Life smells like a rose

-With someone to paint
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-And someone to pose

-Life's a piece of cake
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-With someone to pedal

-And someone to brake
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-Life is full of glee

-With someone to saw

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-And someone to see

-Life's a happy song
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When there's someone
by my side to sing along
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I've got everything that I need
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Right in front of me
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Nothing's stoppin' me

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Nothin' that I can't be

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With you right here next to me

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-Life's a piece of cake

-With someone to give
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-And someone to... Heavy cake!

-Life's a piece of pie
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-With someone to wash

-And someone to dry
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-Life's an easy road

-With someone beside you
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-To share the load

-Life is full of highs
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-With someone to stir

-And someone to fry
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Life's a leg of lamb
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With someone there to lend a hand

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Life's a bunch of flowers

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With someone to while away the hours

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Life's a fillet of fish

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Yes, it is
Life's a happy song

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When there's someone
by your side to sing along

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ALL: Oh...

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I've got everything that I need

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Right in front of me
Nothing's

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Stoppin' me
Nothin' that I can't be

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With you right here next to me

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I've got everything that I need

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-Right in front of me

-(MUSIC STOPS)
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Sorry. I was super excited.
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All right, Carlos. Flip the ignition.
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(ENGINE STARTS)
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And that is how you fix a 12-volt starter.
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-(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)

-Ah. You know what that means.
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-Spring break.

-ALL: Aw!
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It's okay. We'll be back

to studying in two weeks.
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(ALL CHEERING)
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-GIRL: Have a nice vacation.

-Bye. Have fun.
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-GIRL: Bye, Mr. Gary.

-Have a good break, guys.
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-Hey, great job, Carlos.

-Thanks.
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Enjoy your anniversary dinner.
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-Hi.

-Um, I got you these.
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Oh. Sorry. Um...
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It's probably from the
dance number I was doing.
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It's okay. They're really sweet.
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You excited for our big trip to LA?
I have our list.
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Me, too. (LAUGHS)
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Oh, this is the most romantic thing ever.
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I've always dreamt

of seeing Los Angeles.
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I know. Walter can't wait either.
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You don't mind that he's coming, right?
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Um, no, no, of course not.
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As long as we can spend our anniversary
dinner together. That's all I ask.
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Totally. It's gonna be the most

romantic anniversary dinner ever.
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-I love you so much.

-(SIGHS)
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-I love you, too.

-I'm gonna go check on Walter.
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Everything's great
Everything's grand
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Except Gary's always off
with his friend
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It's never me and him
It's always me and him and him
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I wonder when it's going to end
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But I guess that's okay
'Cause maybe someday
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I know just how it's going to be
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He'll ride up on a steed
Get down on one knee
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And say "Mary, will you marry me?"

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Please

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Everything's great
Everything's grand

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But there are times I feel incomplete
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This feeling inside
It's hard to describe
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It's like I'm dancing to a different beat
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You know what I mean?
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I've got everything that I need
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Right in front of me
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Nothing's stoppin' me
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Nothin' that I can't be

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With you right here next to me
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You've got everything that you need

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Right in front of you
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Nothing's stopping you
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Nothing that you can't do
that the world can throw at you
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Life's a happy song
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When there's someone
by your side to sing

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Life's a happy song
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When there's someone
by your side to sing
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Life's a happy song when there's
someone by your side to sing along
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(HORN HONKS)
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-MAN: Okay, they're gone!

-(ALL GROAN)
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(ROOSTER CROWS)
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Oh, la, la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la

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If you follow your heart

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(VOCALIZING)

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When you follow your heart

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Hello. Welcome to Paris, city of love.

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Who am I? I am Jacquimo,

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swallow extraordinaire...
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and lover of beautiful things.
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(SINGING) You're sure to do
impossible things

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If you follow your heart

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You're sure to fly on magical wings

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When you follow your heart

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Oh, that is very nice, n'est-ce pas?
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And I like what it is saying.

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It is saying follow your heart,
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and nothing is impossible!
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(LAUGHING)

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(SINGING) You're sure to do
impossible things
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(GIGGLES)
I love the sound of my voice.
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(KISSES)
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When you follow your heart

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When you follow

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Your heart

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I love great romances.
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I myself am a swallow of great passion.
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(CHUCKLES) Vive l'amour.

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These are stories about people

with impossible problems.

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Samson loved Delilah.
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Aw, that was really impossible.
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Romeo et Juliet, oh, impossible.
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(CHUCKLES) But the most impossible
of all the stories...
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is impossibly small.

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The story of Thumbelina.
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Once upon a time,

there was a lonely woman...

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who longed to have a child

to call her own.

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One day she paid a visit
to a good witch,

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who gave her a tiny barleycorn.

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Ah. "Plant it in a flowerpot," she says,
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"and see what happens."
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The woman did as she was told,

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and by and by, it began growing,

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until at last...

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Oh, what a pretty flower!

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(YAWNS)
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Hello, Mother.
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-(GIGGLES)
-I will call you "Thumbelina."
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JACQUIMO: Thumbelina.

But can you imagine the troubles...
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for a little girl no bigger
than your thumb, hmm?

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(BABY LAUGHING)
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(LAUGHING CONTINUES)
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FAIRY 1: Hello.

FAIRY 2: Hello.
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-Hello.

-Hi.
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-Hello.

-Hello.
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Hello?
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Queen Clarion.
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Born of laughter, clothed in cheer,
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happiness has brought you here.
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Welcome to Pixie Hollow.

I trust you found your way all right.
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I think so.
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(CLARION LAUGHS)
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Now, let's see about those wings.
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(ALL GASPING)
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(FAIRIES GIGGLING)
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(LAUGHS)
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(SIGHS)
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(GASPS)
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What are these things?
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They will help you

find your talent, little one.
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But how will I know which one is...
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You'll know.
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(GASPS)
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(SIGHS)
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(GASPS)
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(ALL CHEERING)
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SILVERMIST: Whoa!

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Never seen one glow that much before,

even for Vidia.
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ROSETTA: You know,

I do believe you're right.
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Little daisy top

might be a very rare talent indeed.
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(SCOFFS)
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(CHUCKLES)
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Come forward, tinker fairies,
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and welcome the newest member

of your talent guild, Tinker Bell.

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BOBBLE:

Glad we had a bath today, eh, Clank?
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CLANK: Excuse us!
BOBBLE: Coming through!

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CLANK: Sorry! Make way for tinkers!

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Hady-hi, hady-ho, Miss Bell. I'm Clank.
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Splinters, Clank. Say it, don't spray it.
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Phineas T. Kettletree, Esquire,

at your service.
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Pleased to make your acquaintance.
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Oh, foo! He's Bobble, I'm Clank.
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(SIGHS)
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Clank, Bobble.
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We're pleased as a pile of

perfectly polished pots you're here.
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Uh...
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Me, too.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Come on, Miss Bell.

There's so much to show you.
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You've arrived

at a most wondrous and glorious time.
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Really? Why?
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BOBBLE: Why, it's almost time

for the changing of the seasons.
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You see, here in Pixie Hollow, there are

different realms for every time of year.
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Well, there's one up ahead.
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(TINKER BELL SHIVERS)
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(CLANK SHIVERS)
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Winter Woods. It's always cold here.
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Look there! Snowflake and frost fairies

returning home for...
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For some well-deserved rest.
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BOBBLE: Aye. They've just finished

bringing winter to the world.
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It's the off-season

for the autumn fairies, too.
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CLANK: Always practicing

that perfect shade of amber, eh?
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BOBBLE:

And the fairies of Summer Glade
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still have plenty of time to get ready.
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CLANK: But not as much

as the autumn fairies,
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of course, because, well...
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BOBBLE: Yes, Clanky. Because

right now, fairies of every talent
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are preparing for my favorite season,

springtime!
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Oh!
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ROSETTA: Get along.

Get along, little sproutlings, and dig.
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(ALL TWITTERING)
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Hello, there!
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Come on, Miss Bell.

You've got to see where we live.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Welcome to Tinker's Nook.
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Oh, wow!
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Oh.
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Come on.

There's so much to show you.
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(TINKER FAIRIES CHATTERING)
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(SQUEAKS)
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Cute.
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Just taking some supplies down...
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They're taking supplies

down to the workshop.
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TINKER FAIRY: Let her go.
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BOBBLE: Watch out for falling...

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Watch out for falling maple seeds!
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Wow!
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And over here is where most of us live.

There's your house...
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There's your house, Tinker Bell.
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(TINKER BELL GASPS)
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-It's mine?
-CLANK: Sure is.

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We were hoping the new arrival

would be one of us,
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so we got the place all ready.
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We rounded up some work clothes...
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-We didn't know your size.

-Yes, our apologies, but...
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-But they might be too big.

-Yeah, well, that's only...
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'Cause you're so tiny.
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That'll do, Clank.
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Please come on down to the workshop

when you're ready.
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Fairy Mary will want to meet you.
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CLANK: Goodbye.

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Oh.
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(CHUCKLES)
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(GASPS)
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I'm a Happy-Go-Lucky Fellow – Fun and Fancy Free
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JIMINY: Everyone keeps askin' me
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My recipe for livin'
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It's simple as the ABC's
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And hardly seems worth givin'
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I've tried it out in every way
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It always sees me through
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It'd made me what I am today
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That's why I'm tellin' you
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I'm a happy-go-lucky fellow
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Fun of fun and fancy-free
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You can make the whole world
seem mellow
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If you take it in your stride like me
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Don't cross a bridge
or peek 'round the corner
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Until you're there
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Just learn to smile and in a while
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You'll find trouble's a bubble of air
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Get a happy-go-lucky feelin'
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Keep it and I guarantee
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That you'll find you'll wind up
livin' in the sun
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CHORUS: So right
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Full of fun and fancy-free
(WHISTLING MELODY)
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CHORUS: Full of fun and fancy-free
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(WOLF WHISTLES)
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That's the way I wanna be
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I don't let my troubles trouble me
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Now some folks like the heavy stuff
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With titles five feet wide
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Not me I'm always out for fun
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I like the lighter side
Yes, sir
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La, da, da, dee,
La, da, da, dee
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Uh-oh!
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CHORUS: Don't let
my troubles trouble me
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Don't cross a bridge
or peek 'round the corner
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Until you're there
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Just learn to smile and in a while
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You'll find trouble's a bubble of air
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Get a happy-go-lucky feelin'
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You know, you worry too much.
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In fact, everybody worries too much.
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Here. Just look at the morning paper.
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Turn to any page.
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You'll find the whole world worryin'
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about some future age.
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But why get so excited?
What's gonna be is gonna be.
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The end of the world's
been comin' since 1903.
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That's B.C., of course.
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Don't cross a bridge
or peek 'round the corner
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Until you're there
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Just learn to smile and in a while
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You'll find trouble
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-You bet, you'll find trouble!
-(MEOWS)
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Oh! Aah! Ohh!
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Take it easy, son.
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Why, you're just a bundle of nerves.
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-(IMITATES BARKING)
-(YOWLS)
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You see? Jumpy as a cat!
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Comes from always rushin' into things.
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Now, the number that opens

our Fantasia programme,
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the "Toccata and Fugue,"

is music of this third kind,
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what we call absolute music.
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Even the title has no meaning beyond
a description of the from of the music.
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What you will see on the screen is a
picture of the various abstract images
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that might pass through your mind
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if you sat in a concert hall

listening to this music.
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At first, you're more or less

conscious of the orchestra.
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So our picture opens

with a series of impressions
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of the conductor and the players.
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Then the music begins to suggest
other things to your imagination.
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They might be, oh,
just masses of colour.
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Or they may be cloud forms
or great landscapes
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or vague shadows or geometrical
objects floating in space.
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So now we present
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the "Toccata and Fugue in D minor"

by Johann Sebastian Bach,
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interpreted in pictures

by Walt Disney and his associates,
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and the music
by the Philadelphia Orchestra
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and its conductor Leopold Stokowski.
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(SONG BEGINS)
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(SONG ENDS)
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(SIGHS)

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Well, Miss Tiana, rough night for tips,

but every little penny counts.
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Don't you worry, Daddy.
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We'll be there soon.

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(DOWN IN NEW ORLEANS PLAYING)

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(SNORING)
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Good night, Cal's.

Good morning, Duke's.
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(SINGING) In the south land,
there's a city

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Way down on the river

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Where the women are very pretty
And all the men deliver
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(GRUNTS)
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They got music, it's always playing

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Start in the daytime
Go all through the night

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When you hear that music playing

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Hear what I'm sayin'
It make you feel all right

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Grab somebody, come on down
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Bring your paintbrush
We painting the town

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There's some sweetness goin' round

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Catch it down in New Orleans

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We got magic, good and bad
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Make you happy or make you real sad
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Get everything you want
Lose what you had

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Down here in New Orleans
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(SCREAMS)
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Hey, partner!
Don't be shy
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Come on down, yeah, and give us a try

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If you wanna do some livin'
before you die

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Do it down in New Orleans

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(GIRLS EXCLAIMING)
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Stately homes and mansions

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Of the sugar barons
and the cotton kings
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Rich people, poor people
all got dreams

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Dreams do come true in New Orleans
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(SCOFFS)
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(HORN HONKING)
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(FANFARE OF TRUMPETS)

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(COUGHS) His Royal Highness,

King Triton!

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(CHEERING)
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(APPLAUSE)
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(CHEERING)

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And presenting
the distinguished court composer,

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Horatio Felonious Ignacious

Crustaceous Sebastian!

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(FANFARE OF KAZOOS)

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(APPLAUSE)

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-Ooh! Whoa!

-(BOTH WHINNY)

_________________________________

I'm really looking forward to
this performance, Sebastian.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Your Majesty!

_________________________________

This will be the finest concert

I have ever conducted.

_________________________________

Your daughters,

they will be spectacular!

_________________________________

-(WHINNIES)
-(WHIMPERS)

_________________________________
TRITON: Yes.

_________________________________

 -And especially my little Ariel.

-Yes, yes.

_________________________________

She has the most beautiful voice. Hmm?

_________________________________

If only she'd show up for rehearsals
once in a while.

_________________________________

-(ORCHESTRA TUNING)

-(APPLAUSE)
_________________________________
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

_________________________________

(SINGING) Ah, we are the daughters
of Triton

_________________________________

Great father who loves us

and named us well

_________________________________

Aquata

_________________________________
Andrina

_________________________________

Arista, Attina

_________________________________

Adella, Alana

_________________________________

And then there is
the youngest in her musical debut

_________________________________

Our seventh little sister

We're presenting her to you

_________________________________

To sing a song Sebastian wrote
Her voice is like a bell

_________________________________

She's our sister Ari...

_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
(GASPS)

_________________________________
Ariel!
_________________________________

_________________________________
(ROOSTER CROWS)
_________________________________
(SINGING) Who is the girl no bigger

than a bumblebee?

_________________________________
(QUACKS)
_________________________________
Who is the angel with a funny name?

_________________________________

We don't know where she's from
_________________________________

Or how she came to be

_________________________________
But happy was the day she came

_________________________________
-(QUACKS)
-(BLEATS)
_________________________________
Thumbelina

_________________________________
She's a funny little squirt

_________________________________
Thumbelina

_________________________________
Tiny angel in a skirt

_________________________________
Thumbelina

_________________________________
First she's mending, then baking

_________________________________
Pretending she's making things up

_________________________________
Thumbelina

_________________________________
(CLUCKING)
_________________________________

Who would believe the wonder

of the world I see?

_________________________________
Each little minute brings a new surprise

_________________________________
There's only one peculiar thing

that bothers me

_________________________________
Seems I'm the only one my size

_________________________________
Thumbelina

_________________________________
Think of all you'll save on meals

_________________________________
Thumbelina

_________________________________
Maybe if you had high heels

_________________________________
Thumbelina

_________________________________
If you stay here forever

_________________________________
We know that we'll never be glum

_________________________________
By gum

_________________________________
Thumbelina

_________________________________
She is always in the thick

_________________________________
Thumbelina

_________________________________
But I get out in the nick

_________________________________
Thumbelina

_________________________________
Fortune sometimes has tricked us

_________________________________
But this time it's picked us

_________________________________
Oh, a plum's so big and a fig's so big

_________________________________
And they call it a twig
_________________________________
But a twig's so big

_________________________________
It's a great big world

_________________________________
Thumbelina
Thumbelina
_________________________________
Thumbelina

_________________________________
That's me

_________________________________
(GIGGLES)

_________________________________

_________________________________
NARRATOR:

All this has happened before.

_________________________________

And it will all happen again.

_________________________________

But this time it happened in London.

_________________________________

It happened on a quiet street

in Bloomsbury.

_________________________________

That corner house over there is

the home of the Darling family.

_________________________________

And Peter Pan chose

this particular house

_________________________________

because there were people here

who believed in him.

_________________________________

There was Mrs. Darling.

_________________________________

(HUMMING)

_________________________________

George, dear, do hurry. We mustn't

be late for the party, you know.

_________________________________

Mrs. Darling believed that Peter Pan

was the spirit of youth.

_________________________________

But Mr. Darling...

_________________________________

Mary, unless I find my cuff links

we don't go to the party.

_________________________________

And if we don't go to the party, I can

never show my face in the office again.

_________________________________

And if I can never... Ow!

_________________________________

Well, Mr. Darling was a practical man.

_________________________________

The boys, however, John and Michael,

_________________________________

believed Peter Pan was a real person

_________________________________

and made him the hero

of all their nursery games.

_________________________________

JOHN: Blast you, Peter Pan!

_________________________________

Take that! Give up, Captain Hook?

Give up?

_________________________________

Never! I'll teach you to cut off me hand!

_________________________________

Oh, no, John. It was the left hand.

_________________________________

Oh, yes. Thank you, Wendy.

_________________________________

Wendy, the eldest, not only believed,

_________________________________

she was the supreme

authority on Peter Pan

_________________________________

and all his marvellous adventures.

_________________________________

WENDY: Oh, Nana, must we always

take that nasty tonic?

_________________________________

Nana, the nursemaid, being a dog,

_________________________________

kept her opinions to herself

_________________________________

and viewed the whole affair

with a certain tolerance.

_________________________________
_________________________________

Queen Clarion's Pixie Dust

_________________________________

_________________________________

Very well.

_________________________________

(ALL GASPING)

_________________________________

(GIGGLING)

_________________________________

(GASPING)

_________________________________

(GASPING)

_________________________________

_________________________________
(TWEETING)

_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
(CHIRPING)
_________________________________
(YAWNING)
_________________________________
(GIGGLING)
_________________________________
(CHIRPING)
_________________________________
(CINDERELLA GIGGLING)
_________________________________
Well, it serves you right,
spoiling people's best dreams.

_________________________________
Yes, I know it's a lovely morning,
_________________________________
but it was a lovely dream, too.
_________________________________
(SIGHING)
_________________________________
What kind of a dream?
_________________________________
Mmm-mmm. Can't tell.
_________________________________
(CHIRPING)
_________________________________
'Cause if you tell a wish,
it won't come true.
_________________________________
And, after all...

_________________________________

(SINGING) A dream is a wish
_________________________________
Your heart makes
_________________________________

When you're fast asleep
_________________________________

In dreams you will lose
_________________________________
Your heartaches
_________________________________
-(TWEETS)
-Shh.
_________________________________

Whatever you wish for
_________________________________
You keep
_________________________________
(CHIRPING)
_________________________________

Have faith
_________________________________
In your dreams and someday
_________________________________

Your rainbow
will come smiling through
_________________________________

No matter how your heart is grieving
_________________________________

If you keep on believing
_________________________________

The dream that you wish
_________________________________
Will come true
_________________________________
-(BELL CHIMES)
-Oh, that clock.
_________________________________
Old killjoy.
_________________________________
I hear you. "Come on, get up," you say.
_________________________________
Time to start another day.
_________________________________
Even he orders me around.
_________________________________
Well, there's one thing.
_________________________________
They can't order me to stop dreaming.
_________________________________
And perhaps someday...
_________________________________
The dreams that I wish
_________________________________
Will come true
_________________________________
(CHIRPING)
_________________________________
Da dum da da dum
Bum bum bum
_________________________________
La da da da bum dum
Ba dee
_________________________________
(CINDERELLA HUMMING)
_________________________________
Ba dum dum ba dum dum
Ba dee
_________________________________
(SHOOING)
_________________________________
(CINDERELLA HUMMING)
_________________________________
La la la la la la
La la
_________________________________
Ahhh
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________
(SHIVERING)
_________________________________
(MICE SINGING)

_________________________________

No matter how your heart is grieving
_________________________________

If you keep on believing
_________________________________

The dream that you wish
_________________________________
Will come true

_________________________________

_________________________________

(BUZZING)

_________________________________
LORINA: "...wanted leaders,
and had been of late
_________________________________

much accustomed
to usurpation and conquest."

_________________________________

"Edwin and Morcar, the earls of Mercia
and Northumbria, declared for him,

_________________________________

and even Stigand..."
_________________________________

-Alice.

-Hmm?
_________________________________

(SIGHS) I'm listening.
_________________________________

"And even Stigand,

the Archbishop of Canterbury,
_________________________________

agreed to meet with William

"and offer him the crown."
_________________________________

-(ALICE GIGGLES)
-"William's conduct at first was..."
_________________________________

Alice.
_________________________________
Will you kindly pay attention
to your history lesson.

_________________________________

I'm sorry. But how can one

possibly pay attention
_________________________________

to a book with no pictures in it?
_________________________________

My dear child, there are many good
books in this world without pictures.
_________________________________

In this world, perhaps.

_________________________________

But in my world the books
would be nothing but pictures.

_________________________________

Your world? What nonsense.

_________________________________

-Nonsense?
-Once more, from the beginning.
_________________________________

That's it, Dinah.
_________________________________

If I had a world of my own,

everything would be nonsense.

_________________________________

Nothing would be what it is because
everything would be what it isn't.

_________________________________

And, contrariwise, what it is,
it wouldn't be.

_________________________________

And what it wouldn't be,
it would. You see?

_________________________________

(MEOWS)
_________________________________

In my world, you wouldn't say "meow."
_________________________________

-You'd say, "Yes, Miss Alice."

-(MEOWS)
_________________________________

But you would.

You'd be just like people, Dinah.

_________________________________

And all the other animals, too.

_________________________________

In my world...

_________________________________

(SINGING) Cats and rabbits

would reside in fancy little houses
_________________________________

And be dressed in shoes
and hats and trousers
_________________________________

In a world of my own
_________________________________

All the flowers would have
very extra-special powers

_________________________________

They would sit and talk to me for hours
_________________________________

When I'm lonely in a world of my own

_________________________________

There'd be new birds
_________________________________

Lots of nice and friendly
howdy-do birds

_________________________________

Everyone would have a dozen bluebirds
_________________________________

Within that world of my own
_________________________________

I could listen to a babbling brook

_________________________________

And hear a song that I could understand
_________________________________

I keep wishing it could be that way

_________________________________

Because my world
would be a wonderland

_________________________________

_________________________________
(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

Ha!
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

Well, I guess

Pascal's not hiding out here.
_________________________________

(SNIGGERING)
_________________________________

-Gotcha!

-(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(PANTS)
_________________________________

That's 22 for me.

How about 23 out of 45?
_________________________________

Okay. Well, what do you want to do?
_________________________________

(SQUEAKS)
_________________________________

Yeah. I don't think so.

I like it in here, and so do you.
_________________________________

Oh, come on, Pascal.

It's not so bad in there.
_________________________________

(SINGING) Seven a.m., the usual
morning lineup
_________________________________

Start on the chores
And sweep till the floor's all clean
_________________________________

Polish and wax, do laundry
and mop and shine up
_________________________________

Sweep again and by then it's, like, 7:15
_________________________________

And so I'll read a book
Or maybe two or three
_________________________________

I'll add a few new paintings
to my gallery
_________________________________

I'll play guitar and knit
and cook and basically
_________________________________

Just wonder when will my life begin?
_________________________________

Then after lunch it's puzzles
and darts and baking
_________________________________

Papier-mache, a bit of ballet and chess
_________________________________

Pottery and ventriloquy, candle-making
_________________________________

Then I'll stretch, maybe sketch

Take a climb, sew a dress
_________________________________

And I'll reread the books
If I have time to spare
_________________________________

I'll paint the walls some more

I'm sure there's room somewhere
_________________________________

And then I'll brush and brush
and brush and brush my hair
_________________________________

Stuck in the same place
I've always been
_________________________________

And I'll keep wondering and wondering
and wondering and wondering
_________________________________

When will my life begin?
_________________________________

Tomorrow night
_________________________________

the lights will appear

_________________________________
Just like they do

_________________________________
on my birthday each year

_________________________________
What is it like

_________________________________
out there where they glow

_________________________________
Now that I'm older

_________________________________
Mother might just let me go

_________________________________

_________________________________

(ROOSTER CROWING)

_________________________________

(BIRDS CHIRPING)

_________________________________

(SINGING)

Little town, it's a quiet village

_________________________________

Every day like the one before

_________________________________

Little town, full of little people

_________________________________

Waking up to say...
_________________________________

-Bonjour

-Bonjour

_________________________________

-Bonjour

-Bonjour

_________________________________

Bonjour

_________________________________

There goes the baker

with his tray, like always

_________________________________

The same old bread and rolls to sell

_________________________________

Every morning just the same

_________________________________

Since the morning that we came

_________________________________

To this poor provincial town

_________________________________

-Good morning, Belle.

-Morning, monsieur.

_________________________________

-Where you off to?

-The bookshop.

_________________________________

I just finished the most wonderful story

_________________________________

-about a beanstalk and an ogre and...

-That's nice.

_________________________________

Marie, the baguettes! Hurry up!

_________________________________

Look, there she goes

The girl is strange, no question

_________________________________

Dazed and distracted, can't you tell?

_________________________________

Never part of any crowd

_________________________________

'Cause her head's up on some cloud

_________________________________

No denying she's a funny girl

that Belle

_________________________________

-Bonjour

-Good day

_________________________________

How is your family?

_________________________________

-Bonjour

-Good day

_________________________________

How is your wife?

_________________________________

I need six eggs

_________________________________

That's too expensive

_________________________________

There must be more

than this provincial life

_________________________________

-Ah, Belle.

-Good morning.

_________________________________

I've come to return the book I borrowed.

_________________________________

Finished already?

_________________________________

I couldn't put it down.

Have you got anything new?

_________________________________

(LAUGHS) Not since yesterday.

_________________________________

That's all right. I'll borrow this one.

_________________________________

That one? But you've read it twice.

_________________________________

Well, it's my favorite.

_________________________________

Far-off places, daring sword fights,

magic spells, a prince in disguise.

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

If you like it all that much, it's yours.

_________________________________

-But, sir...

-I insist.

_________________________________

Well, thank you. Thank you very much.

_________________________________

(SINGING) Look, there she goes

That girl is so peculiar

_________________________________

I wonder if she's feeling well

_________________________________

WOMEN: With a dreamy, far-off look

_________________________________

And her nose stuck in a book

_________________________________

ALL: What a puzzle to the rest of us

is Belle

_________________________________

Oh, isn't this amazing?

_________________________________

It's my favorite part

_________________________________

Because you'll see

_________________________________

Here's where she meets

Prince Charming

_________________________________

But she won't discover that it's him

_________________________________

Till chapter three

_________________________________

Hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey!

_________________________________

Now it's no wonder

that her name means beauty

_________________________________

Her looks have got no parallel

_________________________________

But behind that fair facade

_________________________________

I'm afraid she's rather odd

_________________________________

Very different from the rest of us

_________________________________

ALL: She's nothing like the rest of us

_________________________________

Yes, different from the rest of us

is Belle

_________________________________

(GUNSHOT)

_________________________________

Wow! You didn't miss a shot, Gaston.

_________________________________

You're the greatest hunter

in the whole world!

_________________________________
-I know.

-No beast alive

_________________________________

stands a chance against you. (LAUGHS)

_________________________________

-And no girl, for that matter.

-It's true, LeFou.

_________________________________

And I've got my sights set on that one.

_________________________________

-The inventor's daughter?

-She's the one.

_________________________________

-The lucky girl I'm going to marry.

-But she...

_________________________________

-The most beautiful girl in town.

-I know, but...

_________________________________

That makes her the best.

_________________________________

-And don't I deserve the best?

-Well, of course. I mean, you do.

_________________________________

(SINGING) Right from the moment

when I met her, saw her

_________________________________

I said she's gorgeous, and I fell

_________________________________

Here in town there's only she

_________________________________

Who is beautiful as me

_________________________________

So I'm making plans

to woo and marry Belle

_________________________________

Look, there he goes

_________________________________

Isn't he dreamy?

_________________________________

Monsieur Gaston

_________________________________

Oh, he's so cute

_________________________________

Be still, my heart

_________________________________

I'm hardly breathing

_________________________________

He's such a tall, dark, strong

and handsome brute

_________________________________

-Bonjour

-Good day

_________________________________

-You call this bacon?

-What lovely grapes

_________________________________

-Some cheese

-Ten yards

_________________________________

-GASTON: Excuse me

-I'll get the knife

_________________________________

-GASTON: Please let me through

-This bread, it's stale

_________________________________

-Those fish, they smell

-Madame's mistaken

_________________________________

There must be more
than this provincial life

_________________________________

Just watch, I'm going

to make Belle my wife

_________________________________

Look, there she goes

a girl who's strange but special

_________________________________

A most peculiar mademoiselle

_________________________________

It's a pity and a sin

_________________________________

She doesn't quite fit in

_________________________________

'Cause she really is a funny girl

_________________________________

A beauty but a funny girl

_________________________________

She really is a funny girl

_________________________________

That Belle

_________________________________

-Bonjour.

-Bonjour.

_________________________________

-Bonjour.

-Bonjour.

_________________________________

_________________________________

Wow! I could get used

to a view like this.
_________________________________

Rider, come on!
_________________________________

Hold on. Yep. I'm used to it.

Guys, I want a castle.
_________________________________

We do this job,

you can buy your own castle.
_________________________________

(SNEEZES)
_________________________________

-Hay fever?

-Yeah.
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

Wait! Hey, wait!
_________________________________

Can't you picture me in a castle

of my own? Because I certainly can.
_________________________________

All the things we've seen,

and it's only 8:00 in the morning!
_________________________________

Gentlemen, this is a very big day!
_________________________________

_________________________________

NARRATOR: Winnie the Pooh lived

in this enchanted forest,

_________________________________
under the name of Sanders,
_________________________________

which means he had the name

over the door in gold letters
_________________________________

and he lived under it.
_________________________________

Now, when Pooh heard

his Pooh-coo clock...
_________________________________

Pooh-coo, pooh-coo, pooh-coo.
_________________________________

Pooh-coo, pooh-coo.
_________________________________

He knew it was time for something.

_________________________________
But he was a bear of very little brain.

_________________________________
So when he thought,
_________________________________
he thought in the most
thoughtful way he could think.
_________________________________

I haven't thought of anything, have you?
_________________________________

Nor neither have I.
_________________________________

Think... Think... Think.
_________________________________

Oh, yes, time for my stoutness exercise.
_________________________________

Up, down, up.
_________________________________
(SINGING) When I up, down,

touch the ground
_________________________________

It puts me in the mood
_________________________________

Up, down, touch the ground
_________________________________

In the mood
_________________________________
(SMACKING LIPS)
_________________________________
for food
_________________________________

I am stout, round and I have found
_________________________________

Speaking poundage-wise
_________________________________

I improve my appetite when I exercise

_________________________________
(RIPPING)
_________________________________
Oh, stuff and fluff.
_________________________________

That's better, thank you.
_________________________________

Now, where was I?
_________________________________
(STOMACH RUMBLES)
_________________________________
(POPS)
_________________________________

Oh, yes. I'm rumbly in my tumbly.
_________________________________

Time for something sweet.
_________________________________

I am short, fat and proud of that
_________________________________

So with all my might
_________________________________

I up, down, up, down

to my appetite's delight
_________________________________

While I up, down, touch the ground
_________________________________

I think of things to chew

_________________________________
Like honey and milk and chocolate.
_________________________________

With a hefty happy appetite
_________________________________

I'm a hefty, happy Pooh
_________________________________
CHORUS: With a hefty, happy appetite

he's a hefty, happy Pooh

_________________________________
(SIGH) Oh, bother. Empty again.
_________________________________

Only the sticky part is left.
_________________________________
(SLURPING)
_________________________________
(BEE BUZZES)
_________________________________
-(BUZZING)
-(SLURPING)
_________________________________

That buzzing noise means something.
_________________________________

The only reason for making

a buzzing noise that I know of
_________________________________

is because you're a bee!
_________________________________
(BUZZING)
_________________________________

The only reason for being a bee

is to make honey.
_________________________________
(SLURPING)
_________________________________

The only reason for making honey

is so I can eat it.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

NARRATOR: So Winnie the Pooh

climbed the honey tree.

_________________________________
He climbed and he climbed

and he climbed.

_________________________________
As he climbed, he hummed a little hum.

_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________
I call it my Rumbly in my Tumbly song.

_________________________________
Yes, it went something like this.
_________________________________

Hum dum de dum

hum dum de dum
_________________________________

I am so rumbly in my tumbly

_________________________________
Oh.
_________________________________

Time to munch an early luncheon

_________________________________
Hum de dum dum dum

_________________________________
Oh, I wouldn't climb this tree
_________________________________

If a Pooh flew like a bee

_________________________________
But I wouldn't be a bear then
_________________________________

So I guess I wouldn't care then
_________________________________

Bears love honey and I'm a Pooh bear

_________________________________
So I do care
_________________________________

So I climb there
_________________________________

I'm so rumbly in my tumbly
_________________________________

Time for something...
_________________________________

For something
_________________________________
sweet
_________________________________
-to eat!
-(BOING)
_________________________________

If only I hadn't...
_________________________________

You see, what I meant to do...
_________________________________

And it all comes, I suppose,
_________________________________

from liking honey so much.
_________________________________

Oh, bother.

_________________________________

NARRATOR: Winnie the Pooh

crawled out of the gorse bush,

_________________________________
brushed the prickles from his nose,
_________________________________

-and began to think.

-Think... Think... Think.
_________________________________

The first person he thought of was...

_________________________________
-Winnie the Pooh?

-(CHUCKLES) No.
_________________________________
-Christopher Robin.

-Oh.

_________________________________

_________________________________
FLOUNDER: Ariel, wait for me.

_________________________________

Flounder, hurry up.

_________________________________
(PANTS)
_________________________________

You know I can't swim that fast.

_________________________________

(GASPS) There it is.

_________________________________
ARIEL: Isn't it fantastic?

_________________________________

Yeah, sure. It's great.

Now let's get outta here.

_________________________________

Oh! You're not getting cold fins now,
are you?

_________________________________

Who, me? No way.

_________________________________

It's just... It...

It looks damp in there. Yeah.

_________________________________

And I think I may be

coming down with something.

_________________________________

Yeah, I got this cough. (COUGHS)

_________________________________

(WHISPERING) All right.
I'm going inside.

_________________________________

You can just stay here

and watch for sharks.

_________________________________

Okay.

_________________________________

(WHISPERING) Yeah, you go.

I'll stay and...

_________________________________

What? Sharks? Ariel!

_________________________________

(GRUNTS) Ariel, I can't... I mean...

_________________________________

-Ariel, help!

-(LAUGHS)

_________________________________

-Oh, Flounder.

-(WHISPERING) Ariel.

_________________________________

Do you really think
there might be sharks around here?

_________________________________
ARIEL: Flounder, don't be such a guppy.

_________________________________
FLOUNDER: I'm not a guppy.

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

 This is great.

_________________________________

I mean, I really love this.

_________________________________

Excitement, adventure,
danger lurking around every corner...

_________________________________

(SCREAMS) Ariel!

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Oh, are you okay?

_________________________________

Yeah, sure. No problem. I'm okay.

_________________________________

Shh!

_________________________________

Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh!

_________________________________

Have you ever seen anything
so wonderful in your entire life?

_________________________________

Wow! Cool! But, uh, what is it?

_________________________________

Oh, I don't know, but I bet Scuttle will.

_________________________________

What was that?

_________________________________

Did you hear something?

_________________________________

Hmm. I wonder what this one is.

_________________________________

-Ariel?

-ARIEL: Flounder, will you relax?

_________________________________

Nothing is going to happen.

_________________________________

-(GROWLS)

-Shark!

_________________________________

Shark! We're gonna die!

_________________________________

(FLOUNDER SCREAMS)

_________________________________

Oh, no!

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

(FLOUNDER SCREAMS)

_________________________________

-(GROWLS)

-(FLOUNDER WHIMPERS)

_________________________________

You big bully! (BLOWS RASPBERRY)

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

(ARIEL CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

Flounder, you really are a guppy.

_________________________________
FLOUNDER: I am not.

_________________________________

MAN: Stop! Thief!

_________________________________

I'll have your hands for a trophy,

street rat.

_________________________________

All this for a loaf of bread?

_________________________________

Whoa!

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

-GUARD: There he is!

-You won't get away so easy!

_________________________________

You think that was easy?

_________________________________

(GIGGLING)

_________________________________

You two, over that way,

and you, follow me.

_________________________________

-We'll find him.

-Morning, ladies.

_________________________________

Getting into trouble a little early

today, aren't we, Aladdin?

_________________________________

Trouble? No way.

You're only in trouble if you get caught.

_________________________________

-Gotcha.

-I'm in trouble.

_________________________________

And this time...

_________________________________

(ABU SQUEAKING)

_________________________________

Perfect timing, Abu, as usual.

_________________________________

-Abu.

-Come on. Let's get outta here.

_________________________________

(SINGING) Gotta keep one jump

Ahead of the bread line

_________________________________

One swing ahead of the sword

_________________________________

I steal only what I can't afford

_________________________________
That's everything

_________________________________

One jump ahead of the lawmen

_________________________________

That's all, and that's no joke

_________________________________

These guys don't appreciate I'm broke

_________________________________

-Riffraff

-BOTH: Street rat

_________________________________

GUARD: Scoundrel

MAN: Take that

_________________________________

Just a little snack, guys

_________________________________

Rip him open

Take it back, guys

_________________________________

I can take a hint

Gotta face the facts

_________________________________

-You're my only friend, Abu

-WOMEN: Who?

_________________________________

Oh, it's sad Aladdin's hit the bottom

_________________________________

He's become a one-man rise in crime

_________________________________

I'd blame parents

Except he hasn't got 'em

_________________________________

Gotta eat to live

Gotta steal to eat

_________________________________

Tell you all about it

When I got the time

_________________________________

One jump ahead of the slowpokes

One skip ahead of my doom

_________________________________

Next time gonna use a nom de plume

_________________________________

There he is

_________________________________

One jump ahead of the hit men

One hit ahead of the flock

_________________________________

I think I'll take a stroll

Around the block

_________________________________

-MAN: Stop, thief

-Vandal

_________________________________

-Abu

-Scandal

_________________________________

Let's not be too hasty

_________________________________

Still I think he's rather tasty

_________________________________

Gotta eat to live

Gotta steal to eat

_________________________________

Otherwise we'd get along

_________________________________

GUARDS: Wrong

_________________________________

MAIN GUARD: Get him!

_________________________________

He's got a sword!

_________________________________

You idiots. We've all got swords.

_________________________________

(GROANING)

_________________________________

-One jump ahead of the hoofbeats

-Vandal!

_________________________________

-One hop ahead of the hump

-Street rat!

_________________________________

-One trick ahead of disaster

-Scoundrel!

_________________________________

They're quick, but I'm much faster

_________________________________

Here goes, better throw my hand in

_________________________________

Wish me happy landin'

All I gotta do is jump

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

GUARDS: Yuck! Oy!

_________________________________

And now, esteemed effendi, we feast.

All right.

_________________________________

ABU: Yum, yum!

_________________________________

Uh-oh.

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

Here. Go on. Take it.

_________________________________

(GIGGLING)

_________________________________

(GROANS)

_________________________________

Ah, don't. Huh?

_________________________________

On his way to the palace, I suppose.

_________________________________

Another suitor for the princess.

_________________________________

-(GIGGLING)

-(WOMAN SCREAMS)

_________________________________

-(WHINNYING)

-Out of my way, you filthy brats.

_________________________________

Hey!

_________________________________

If I were as rich as you,

I could afford some manners.

_________________________________

Oh. I'll teach you some manners.

_________________________________

(MEN LAUGH)

_________________________________

(GRIMACING)

_________________________________

Look at that, Abu.

_________________________________

It's not every day you see

a horse with two rear ends.

_________________________________

CROWD: Ooh!

_________________________________

You are a worthless street rat.

_________________________________

You were born a street rat,

you'll die a street rat,

_________________________________

and only your fleas will mourn you.

_________________________________

I'm not worthless.

_________________________________

And I don't have fleas.

_________________________________

(SIGHS) Come on, Abu. Let's go home.

_________________________________

(SINGING) Riffraff, street rat

_________________________________

I don't buy that

_________________________________

If only they'd look closer

_________________________________

Would they see a poor boy?

_________________________________

No, siree

_________________________________

They'd find out

_________________________________

There's so much more

_________________________________

To me

_________________________________

(SIGHS) Someday, Abu,

things are gonna change.

_________________________________

We'll be rich, live in a palace,

_________________________________

and never have any problems at all.

_________________________________

(ROOSTERS CROWING)

_________________________________

_________________________________
They all made their homes in a quaint
little community along a riverbank.

_________________________________
Now, on that particular day,
Mole was in a hurry because...

_________________________________
(CHIMING)
_________________________________
Oh, yes, because he was late for tea.

A regrettable habit.
_________________________________
Rat had more or less
learned to put up with it.
_________________________________

As usual, "Sorry, Rat," says Mole.
"Quite all right," says Rat.
_________________________________
"Two lumps?"
"If you please," says Mole.
_________________________________

Just as they were getting
comfortably settled...

_________________________________
(KNOCKING)
_________________________________
-Special delivery, Mr. Rat.

-Thank you, postman.
_________________________________

How's everything
on the river today, sir?
_________________________________

Dashed quiet, as usual. Thank you.
_________________________________

Mole. Listen to this.
_________________________________
(RAT READING)
_________________________________

Rat was certain Toad was making
trouble again.

_________________________________
The answer to that lay
just around the bend at Toad Hall,

_________________________________
the ancestral home
of J. Thaddeus himself.

_________________________________
This impressive structure,
by the way, was by all odds
_________________________________
the finest home on the river.

_________________________________
The animals were

tremendously proud of it.

_________________________________
They felt it gave the whole community
an air of respectability.

_________________________________
To lose Toad Hall was,

of course, unthinkable.

_________________________________
Yet it was no secret

that Toad's costly follies

_________________________________
had brought him
to the brink of bankruptcy.

_________________________________
As a last resort,
MacBadger volunteered

_________________________________
to take over
and put Toad's house in order.

_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
-Smashed fence.
-(THUDDING)
_________________________________
12 guineas.
_________________________________
(THUDDING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

Damage, lamppost.
_________________________________
-$4.6s.
-(THUDDING)
_________________________________
(THUDDING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

Destruction o' hen house.
_________________________________
Um... Ach!
_________________________________

How can a man figure out all this

with all this hubbub?
_________________________________
(ANGRY SHOUTING)
_________________________________

-I will not be put off!

-Pay my bill!
_________________________________

Silence! You'll get your money

in due course.
_________________________________

Now go along with you.
_________________________________

I'll pay no more today.
_________________________________

Why did I ever assume
the responsibility of looking after...
_________________________________
Ach.
_________________________________

Didn't I tell you...
_________________________________
Ah.
_________________________________

It's you, Rat. And Mole, too.
_________________________________

Thank goodness, lads.
_________________________________

You've come at last.

_________________________________
NARRATOR: Poor MacBadger.
He'd reached the end of his rope.
_________________________________

-For as he said himself...

-I'm practically a nervous wreck.
_________________________________

I say, MacBadger,
what seems to be the trouble?
_________________________________

Summat's got to be done about Toad!
_________________________________

This time he's going too far.
_________________________________

-But he promised us.

-Promises?
_________________________________
What good are his promises

when these wild manias take him?
_________________________________

Now, look. You're his closest friends.
_________________________________
-Are you not?

-Yes.
_________________________________

-Very dear friends.

-Then, lads,
_________________________________
you've got to find Toad and stop him.
_________________________________

-What's he doing?

-He's got a new mania.
_________________________________

He's rampaging about the county

in a canary-yellow gypsy cart.
_________________________________

With a horse named Cyril.

_________________________________
TOAD: Tally-ho!
_________________________________
(SINGING) Are we on our way
to Nottingham
_________________________________
Brittingham or Buckingham?
_________________________________
Or any hammy hamlet by the sea?
No!
_________________________________
Are we on our way to Devonshire
Lancashire or Worcestershire?
_________________________________
I'm not so sure
We'll have to wait and see
_________________________________
Are we on our way to Dover
Or flowing merrily over
_________________________________
The jolly old road
that goes to Plymouth Ho?
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
We're merrily, merrily, merrily
merrily, merrily on our way
_________________________________
To nowhere in particular
_________________________________
We're merrily, merrily, merrily
merrily, merrily on our way
_________________________________
Through the roads are perpendicular
_________________________________
-We're always in a hurry
-We have no time to stall
_________________________________
We've got to be there, got to be there
Here we come to call
_________________________________
We're merrily, merrily, merrily
merrily, merrily on our way
_________________________________
And we may be going to Dovonshire
to Lancashire, to Worcestershire
_________________________________
We're not so sure
but what do we care?
_________________________________
We're only sure we've got to be there
_________________________________
We're merrily on our way
to nowhere at all

_________________________________

Hello, you fellows. You're the very
animals I was coming to see.
_________________________________

Come along. Hop up here.

We'll go for a jolly ride.

_________________________________
TOAD: The open road.
The dusty highway.
_________________________________
Come! I'll show you the world.
_________________________________

Travel! Change! Excitement!
_________________________________
Ha, ha, ha!
_________________________________
CYRIL: Ahem!
_________________________________
Ahem.
_________________________________

How stupid of me.
_________________________________
I want you fellows to meet
my noble steed, Cyril.
_________________________________

That's me. (CLICKS TONGUE)
_________________________________

A bit of a trotter, a bit of a rotter.
_________________________________

How do you do? How do you do?
(POSH) How do you do?
_________________________________

How do you do?
_________________________________

I say, guvnor, your friends seem
to be a bit on the stuffy side. What?
_________________________________

We want to have a talk with you.
_________________________________

Oh. A visit?
_________________________________
-Splendid.
-RAT: This is serious.
_________________________________

You've got to give up
that horse and cart.
_________________________________

Give up my...
_________________________________
But my dear Ratty, (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
this is my career.
_________________________________

-Surely you can't mean...

-I do mean it.
_________________________________

You've got to stop this foolishness.
_________________________________

-No.

-You must.
_________________________________

-I won't do it.

-Your reckless behavior...
_________________________________
I won't

_________________________________
RAT: You're fast becoming
a menace to society.
_________________________________

If you won't think of yourself,
think of poor, old MacBadger.
_________________________________

As for that horse,
no good can ever come from
_________________________________
gadding about with such a fast
and irresponsible beast.
_________________________________

-Get him, Mole.

-Come down, Toady.
_________________________________

Stop it. Let me go.

_________________________________
Giddy up, Cyril!
_________________________________

It's no use.
You'll never get me to give this up.
_________________________________

Whee! Tally-ho!
_________________________________
Yikes!
_________________________________
(HORN)
_________________________________
(CYRIL WHINNIES)
_________________________________
Hey...
_________________________________
(ENGINE SPLUTTERS)
_________________________________
(HORN)
_________________________________

Gad!
_________________________________
-What is it?

-Lumme, Guvnor!
_________________________________
-It's a motor car.

-Motor car?
_________________________________
(ENGINE BACKFIRES)
_________________________________
(SPLUTTERING)
_________________________________
(CRASHING)
_________________________________
(CAR HORN)
_________________________________

A motor car.
_________________________________
Gad.
_________________________________
What have I been missing?
_________________________________
(IMITATES SOUND OF ENGINE)
_________________________________

Ratty...
_________________________________
It isn't... He hasn't...
_________________________________

It is and he has.
_________________________________

A new mania. Motor mania!

_________________________________
NARRATOR: Mania. That's it.
That's what it was.
_________________________________

A positive mania.

_________________________________
No telling where it would end, either.

Might linger for months.
_________________________________

And with Toad Hall at stake,
_________________________________

well, Rat and Mole had no choice.

_________________________________
There was only one thing to do.

_________________________________
Lock the poor chap in his chambers
and keep him there.
_________________________________
Until the poison worked
out of his system.

_________________________________
(TOAD MAKES CAR NOISES)
_________________________________
Hold him, Moley.
_________________________________
(SPLUTTERS)

_________________________________
RAT: That's better.
And you can't escape.
_________________________________

There's simply no use trying.
_________________________________

Let me out of here. Open up.
_________________________________
Open up, I tell you.
Please! Ratty! Moley! Open the door.
_________________________________

Playing jailer to one's dearest friend
wasn't exactly a pleasant situation.
_________________________________

In fact, Moley weakened right at
the start and wanted to call it quits.
_________________________________
But Ratty said no, definitely not.

This time, they must be firm.
_________________________________
(RATTLING)
_________________________________
(THUDDING)
_________________________________

After all, it wasn't just a matter
of saving Toad from himself.
_________________________________

There was MacBadger to consider,
and Toad Hall and all that it stood for.
_________________________________

_________________________________
Just Around the Riverbend – Pocahontas

_________________________________

_________________________________

(PURRING)
_________________________________

He wants me to be steady.
_________________________________

Like the river.
_________________________________

(SHRIEKING AND SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) But it's not steady at all.
_________________________________

(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

(SINGING)
What I love most about rivers is
_________________________________

You can't step in the same river twice
_________________________________

The water's always changing
_________________________________

Always flowing
_________________________________

But people, I guess

can't live like that
_________________________________

We all must pay a price
_________________________________

To be safe we lose our chance

of ever knowing
_________________________________

What's around the river bend
_________________________________

Waiting just around the river bend
_________________________________

I look once more
_________________________________

Just around the river bend
_________________________________

Beyond the shore
_________________________________

Where the gulls fly free
_________________________________

Don't know what for
_________________________________

What I dream the day might send
_________________________________

Just around the river bend
_________________________________

(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

For me
_________________________________

Coming for me
_________________________________

I feel it there beyond those trees

Or right behind these waterfalls
_________________________________

Can I ignore that sound

of distant drumming?
_________________________________

For a handsome, sturdy husband

who builds handsome, sturdy walls
_________________________________

And never dreams that

something might be coming
_________________________________

Just around the river bend
_________________________________

I look once more
_________________________________

Just around the river bend
_________________________________

Beyond the shore
_________________________________

Somewhere past the sea
_________________________________

Don't know what for
_________________________________

Why do all my dreams extend
_________________________________

Just around the river bend?
_________________________________

Just around the river bend
_________________________________

Should I choose the smoothest course
_________________________________

Steady as the beating drum?
_________________________________

Should I marry Kocoum?
_________________________________

ls all my dreaming at an end?
_________________________________

Or do you still
_________________________________

Wait for me, dream giver?
_________________________________

Just around the river
_________________________________

Bend
_________________________________

_________________________________

(TINKER FAIRIES CHATTERING)
_________________________________

Stop! What?
_________________________________

A five-gauge twig for an axle?

Clank, I told you it took a seven.
_________________________________

Oh, you said five.
_________________________________

I said seven! Oh, Clank, I tell you,

sometimes you can be pretty,
_________________________________

pretty...
_________________________________

So pretty.
_________________________________

-Who's that, then?

-It's Tinker Bell, you snail brain.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Wow, everyone seems so busy.
_________________________________
CLANK: Well, spring won't spring itself.

_________________________________

Indeed, my bellowing buddy.

And we tinkers are a big part of it.
_________________________________

Allow us to elucidate, Miss Bell.
_________________________________

-We fiddle and fix.

-We craft and create.
_________________________________

-We carve acorn buckets.

-To hold flower paint.
_________________________________

-Weave saddles and satchels.

-For birdies, you see.
_________________________________

-Make baskets and bushels.

-To carry the seeds!
_________________________________

-BOBBLE: When preparing for spring.

-We do all this and more!
_________________________________

-Yes, being a tinker is never a bore!

-Yes, being a tinker is never a bore!
_________________________________

That was great.
_________________________________

So you see, Miss Bell, we help fairies

of every talent with our creations.
_________________________________

Unfortunately, all those fairies

are out of luck this year.
_________________________________

Unless we can actually

deliver these things to them.
_________________________________

The wagon repairs are finished, I trust?
_________________________________

(BOTH STAMMERING)
_________________________________

Yes, Fairy Mary.
_________________________________

-Tip-top shape.

-No wheels missing whatsoever!
_________________________________

Then let's see it.
_________________________________

-Ah, you see... Well...

-See,
_________________________________

-with your eyes?

-Define "see," actually...
_________________________________

-You have to meet Tinker Bell!

-What? Who?
_________________________________

-She's new, Fairy Mary.

-Nice to meet you.
_________________________________

Rapture! A new charge on whom

we can lavish
_________________________________

all our tinkering wisdom and expertise!
_________________________________

Let me see those hands.
_________________________________

Teetering teapots, so dainty.
_________________________________

Don't worry, dear. We'll build up those

tinker muscles in no time.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Okay.
_________________________________

-Now, boys, the deliveries?

-Aye, we're on it.
_________________________________

As a matter of fact,

we're heading out right this second.
_________________________________

-But we've only got one wheel.

-What was that?
_________________________________

(STAMMERING) Nothing really,

Clank was just asking...
_________________________________

If I can go as well!
_________________________________

-Yeah! Good one. Very nice.

-Yes! I wondered that,
_________________________________

-if you could go with us. Yes.

-That's exactly what he was saying.
_________________________________

Very well. Get on with it, then.
_________________________________

_________________________________
(MICE CHATTERING)
_________________________________

-Look what I found.
-Over there, Cinderella.
_________________________________
-(CHATTERING)

-Wait a minute.
_________________________________

One at a time, please.
_________________________________

Now, Jaq, what's all the fuss about?
_________________________________

New mouse in the house.
_________________________________

Brand-new. Never saw it before.
_________________________________

-Visitor. Visitor!

-Oh, a visitor.
_________________________________

-Well, she'll need a dress...
-(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

-No, no, no.

-It's not a she, it's a he.
_________________________________
-He, he.

-Oh, that does make a difference.
_________________________________

-He'll need a jacket and shoes...

-Gotta get him out!
_________________________________

-It's in a rat trap.

-Where?
_________________________________
In a trap? Why didn't you say so?
_________________________________
(MICE CHATTERING)

_________________________________
Now, now, calm down, everybody.
_________________________________
Oh, the poor little thing's
scared to death.
_________________________________
Jaq, maybe you better
explain things to him.
_________________________________
Zuk, zuk, Cinderelly.
_________________________________
Now, now. Look, little guy.
_________________________________
Take it easy. Nothin' to worry about.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) We like you.
Cinderelly likes you, too.
_________________________________
She's nice, very nice.
_________________________________
That's better. Come on, now. Zuk, zuk.
_________________________________
Uh, uh, zuk, zuk.
_________________________________
(EXCITED CHATTERING)
_________________________________
Well, that's better.
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
Well, let's just slip it on for size.
_________________________________
(MICE LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Uh-huh. It is a little snug.
_________________________________
But it'll have to do.
_________________________________
Now, for a name.
_________________________________
I've got one. Octavius.
_________________________________
But for short, we'll call you Gus.
_________________________________
Like it, Gus? Like it? Like it?
_________________________________
Gus-Gus. (LAUGHS)
_________________________________
I've got to hurry.
See he keeps out of trouble, Jaq.
_________________________________
And don't forget
to warn him about the cat.

_________________________________
Zuk, zuk. Look, did you ever seen a cat?
_________________________________

Cat, cat?
_________________________________

Cat, cat. Lucifer. That's him.
_________________________________

Meany, sneaky.
_________________________________
Jump at you. Bite at you.
_________________________________

Big, big. Big as a house. (MEOWS)
_________________________________

Zuk, zuk, Lucify?
_________________________________

Duh, Lucify, zuk, zuk.
_________________________________
(SNORING)

_________________________________
(SNORING)
_________________________________
(PURRING)
_________________________________
(MEOWING)
_________________________________

Here, kitty, kitty.
_________________________________
(YAWNING)
_________________________________

Come, kitty. Come on.
_________________________________

Lucifer! Come here!
_________________________________
(YAWNING)
_________________________________

I'm sorry if Your Highness

objects to an early breakfast.
_________________________________

It's certainly not my idea
to feed you first.
_________________________________

It's orders. Come on.
_________________________________

Uh, Lucify. Is that Lucify?
_________________________________

Zuk, Lucify. That's him.
_________________________________

(LAUGHING) Gus-Gus
take the Lucify and look at!
_________________________________

No, Gus-Gus, no.
_________________________________

Now, listen here. Lucify not funny.
_________________________________

Lucify mean.
_________________________________
(DOG WHIMPERING)

_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________
-(WHINING)
-Bruno.
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________
Bruno!
_________________________________
Dreaming again.
_________________________________
(GIGGLES) Chasing Lucifer?
_________________________________
Catch him this time? That's bad.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Suppose they heard you upstairs.
_________________________________
You know the orders.
_________________________________
So if you don't want
to lose that nice, warm bed,
_________________________________
you'd better get rid of those dreams.
_________________________________
Know how?
_________________________________
Just learn to like cats.
_________________________________
(GROANS)

_________________________________

No, I mean it.

Lucifer has his good points, too.
_________________________________

For one thing, he...
_________________________________

Well, sometimes he...
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

There must be
something good about him.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
-(GROWLING)
-(MEOWING)
_________________________________

Bruno!
_________________________________

Oh, Bruno.
_________________________________

Come on, now. Outside.
_________________________________

I know it isn't easy,
_________________________________

but at least we should try
to get along together.
_________________________________

And that includes you, Your Majesty.
_________________________________
CINDERELLA: Breakfast time.
Everybody up. Hurry, hurry.
_________________________________

Come on, everybody,
breakfast, breakfast.
_________________________________

Come on, let's eat breakfast.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) Breakfast?

Ooh, breakfast!
_________________________________
JAQ: Uh-oh, Lucify.
How're we gonna get out?
_________________________________

Let's see.
_________________________________

Listen, ibby-dibby. Got an idea.
_________________________________

Now, somebody's got to sneak out,
_________________________________

get Lucify to chase him,
_________________________________

run over to the corner
and keep Lucify there.
_________________________________

Then we all run out. Zuk.
_________________________________

ALL: Yuk, yuk. Out.
_________________________________

Now we choose the one to do it.

Ibby-dibby hop.
_________________________________

-ALL: Hop!

-Uh, hop.
_________________________________

-Ready, hop.

-Hop.
_________________________________
Hop.
_________________________________

-Now...

-Hop, hop, hop.
_________________________________

Uh, hop.
_________________________________
-(GIGGLING)
-MICE: Shh!
_________________________________
(CINDERELLA HUMMING)
_________________________________
(MICE CHATTERING)
_________________________________

CINDERELLA: Oh, there you are.
_________________________________

I was wondering.
_________________________________

All right. Breakfast is served.
_________________________________
(HENS CLUCKING)
_________________________________

Uh, uh... Take it easy, cluck-cluck.
_________________________________

Duh... Let go! Let go, now.
_________________________________
CINDERELLA: Stop that.
Go on, shoo, shoo.
_________________________________
Shoo, shoo, shoo!
_________________________________

Poor little Gus.
_________________________________

Here.
_________________________________

Help yourself.
_________________________________
(PURRING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________

Hmm. Where's Gus-Gus?
_________________________________

Well, guess he got away.
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
-(BELLS RINGING)
-WOMAN 1: Cinderella!
_________________________________

All right, all right. I'm coming.
_________________________________
Oh, my goodness.

Morning, noon, and night.
_________________________________
-WOMAN 1: Cinderella!
-(BELL RINGING)
_________________________________

Coming, coming.
_________________________________
(BELL RINGING)
_________________________________
WOMAN 2: Cinderella!
CINDERELLA: I'm coming.
_________________________________
(BELL RINGING)
_________________________________

-Cinderella!

-In a minute.
_________________________________
(BELL RINGING)
_________________________________

Cinderella!
_________________________________

WOMEN: Cinderella!
_________________________________

Good morning, Drizella. Sleep well?
_________________________________
DRIZELLA: Huh. As if you care.
_________________________________

Take that ironing
and have it back in an hour.
_________________________________

One hour, you hear?
_________________________________

Yes, Drizella.
_________________________________
CINDERELLA:
Good morning, Anastasia.
_________________________________
ANASTASIA: Well, it's about time.
_________________________________

Don't forget the mending.
_________________________________

Don't be all day getting it done, either.
_________________________________

Yes, Anastasia.
_________________________________

(CINDERELLA CLEARING THROAT)
_________________________________
STEPMOTHER:
Well, come in, child, come in.
_________________________________

Good morning, Stepmother.
_________________________________

Pick up the laundry

and get on with your duties.
_________________________________

Yes, Stepmother.
_________________________________
(MEOWING)
_________________________________
(ANASTASIA SCREAMING)
_________________________________
ANASTASIA: Oh! Oh, Mother.
Oh, Mother!
_________________________________

Mother! Mother!
_________________________________
You did it. You did it on purpose.
_________________________________
Mother! Mother! Mother!
_________________________________
-Now what did you do?
-ANASTASIA: Oh!
_________________________________

She put it there.
_________________________________

A big, ugly mouse, under my teacup.
_________________________________

All right, Lucifer.

What did you do with him?
_________________________________

Oh, you're not fooling anybody.
_________________________________

We'll just see about this.
_________________________________

Come on. Let him go.
_________________________________

Now the other one.
_________________________________
Come on!
_________________________________
Oh, poor little Gus.
_________________________________

Oh, Lucifer, won't you ever learn?
_________________________________
STEPMOTHER: Cinderella!
_________________________________

Yes, Stepmother.
_________________________________
-Humph!

-Are you gonna get it.
_________________________________
STEPMOTHER:
Close the door, Cinderella.
_________________________________

Come here.
_________________________________

-You don't think that I...

-Hold your tongue.
_________________________________

Now,
_________________________________

it seems we have time on our hands.
_________________________________

-But I was only trying to...

-Silence!
_________________________________

Time for vicious practical jokes.
_________________________________

Perhaps we can put it to better use.
_________________________________

Now, let me see...
_________________________________

There's the large carpet
in the main hall.
_________________________________

Clean it!
_________________________________

And the windows, upstairs and down.
_________________________________

Wash them!
_________________________________

Oh, yes.

And the tapestries and the draperies.
_________________________________

-But I just finished...

-Do them again!
_________________________________

And don't forget the garden.
Scrub the terrace.
_________________________________
Sweep the halls and the stairs.
Clean the chimneys.
_________________________________

And, of course, there's the mending and
the sewing and the laundry.
_________________________________

Oh, yes. And one more thing.
_________________________________

See that Lucifer gets his bath.
_________________________________

_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

Slow down, Cheese, I can't keep up!
_________________________________

(SQUEAKS)
_________________________________
TINKER BELL:
The mouse's name is Cheese?

_________________________________
BOBBLE: Must be.

He always comes when we yell it.
_________________________________

(CROW CAWING)
_________________________________

(SQUEAKS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(YELLS)
_________________________________
CLANK: Sprinting thistles!

Bobble! Bobble!
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(BOBBLE EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

(ALL SHRIEKING)
_________________________________

(THUDDING)
_________________________________

Easy. Easy, boy. It's all right.

Fawn's got you.
_________________________________

Easy. Easy, girl. It's all right.

Silvermist's got you.
_________________________________

Oh, you all right, sugar cane?
_________________________________

Be careful, Rosetta, she may faint!
_________________________________

(TINKER BELL GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Elevate her legs. No, wait.

I mean her head.
_________________________________

Wait, wait, wait. Okay.

If she's red, raise the head.
_________________________________

If she's pale, raise the tail.
_________________________________

Does she look pale or red?
_________________________________

She looks squished.
_________________________________

Sorry.
_________________________________

Here, let me, raindrop.

So, what happened to you, anyway?
_________________________________

-Well, I...

-It was sprinting thistles!
_________________________________

(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________

Those weeds are an absolute menace.
_________________________________

Always trampling things,

poking people in the petunia.
_________________________________
BOBBLE: Gather round, ladies.

_________________________________

We've brought some selections
_________________________________

from the new spring line

of tinker specialties!
_________________________________

-All right!

-Show us, show us!
_________________________________

-What'd you bring?

-Your rainbow tubes, Iridessa.
_________________________________

(GASPS) Finally! Silvermist,

could you help me?
_________________________________

(CLICKS TONGUE)

_________________________________

Oh.
_________________________________

What're you gonna do with that?
_________________________________

I'm gonna take it to the mainland.
_________________________________

What's the mainland?
_________________________________

It's where we're gonna go

change winter to spring.
_________________________________

The seasons change all the time there.
_________________________________

I'll get to apply my artistic sensibilities.
_________________________________

Yeah. And I'll have breakfast ready

for all the wittle fuzzies
_________________________________

coming out of hibernation.
_________________________________

We just follow the second star...
_________________________________

Ride the breeze, follow the waves...
_________________________________

All the way across the sea...
_________________________________

And then, there it is.
_________________________________

Wow! The mainland sounds flitterific!
_________________________________

(ALL GIGGLING)

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Yes. The glamorous lives

of the nature-talent fairies, eh?
_________________________________

We'd love to stay and chat, but...
_________________________________

But we tinkers

have real work to do. Right?
_________________________________
FAWN: Don't get your wings in a bunch.
ROSETTA: Don't be like that.

_________________________________

Nice to meet you all!
_________________________________
FAWN: You, too! Fly with you later!
ROSETTA: Fly with you later!

_________________________________

_________________________________
WALTER: Hey, Gary, what should we
do first at Muppet Studio?

_________________________________

'Cause I was thinking that maybe we

could start at Fozzie's Joke Room, but...
_________________________________

Oh, no, wait, wait, wait.
_________________________________

The lines might be shorter
at Honeydew's Laboratory of Fun,
_________________________________

so maybe we should start there instead.

I just... I just can't wait!
_________________________________

_________________________________

(SINGING) Fourteen hundred

and ninety-two

_________________________________

Dah-de-dum

Dee-do-do

_________________________________

Rum-dim-dim

Dee-do-dee-do

_________________________________
ARIEL: Scuttle!

_________________________________

Whoa!

_________________________________

Mermaid off the port bow!

_________________________________

(SHOUTS) Ariel, how you doin', kid?

_________________________________

Whoa, what a swim.
_________________________________

Scuttle, look what we found.

_________________________________

Yeah. We were in this sunken ship,

and it was really creepy...

_________________________________

Human stuff, huh? Hey, let me see.

_________________________________
(THUDDING)
_________________________________

Oh! Oh! Look at this.

_________________________________

Wow. This is special.

This is very, very unusual.

_________________________________

-What? What is it?

-It's a dinglehopper.

_________________________________

Humans use these little babies

_________________________________

to straighten their hair out.

_________________________________

See? Just a little twirl here

and a yank there and violee...

_________________________________

Ya got an aesthetically-pleasing

configuration of hair

_________________________________

-that humans go nuts over.
-(GIGGLES)

_________________________________

A dinglehopper.

_________________________________

-What about that one?

-Ah!

_________________________________

This I haven't seen in years.

This is wonderful!

_________________________________

-A banded, bulbous snarfblatt.

-BOTH: Oh!

_________________________________

Now, the snarfblatt dates back to
prehistorical times
_________________________________

when humans used to sit around

_________________________________

and stare at each other all day.

_________________________________

Got very boring.

_________________________________

So, they invented this snarfblatt
to make fine music.

_________________________________

Allow me.

_________________________________

-(SCUTTLE COUGHS)

-Music!

_________________________________

-It's stuck!

-Oh, the concert!

_________________________________

Oh, my gosh! My father's gonna kill me!

_________________________________

The concert was today?

_________________________________

Maybe you could make
a little planter out of it or something.

_________________________________

I'm sorry! I gotta go!
_________________________________

Thank you, Scuttle!

_________________________________
SCUTTLE: Any time, sweetie!

_________________________________

 Any time.

_________________________________
URSULA: Yes, hurry home, Princess.

_________________________________

We wouldn't want to miss old Daddy's

celebration, now, would we?

_________________________________

Ha! Celebration, indeed. Oh, bah!

_________________________________

In my day, we had fantastical feasts,

_________________________________

-when I lived in the palace.

-(WHIMPERS)

_________________________________

(GULPS)

_________________________________

And now look at me.

_________________________________

Wasted away to practically nothing.

_________________________________

Banished and exiled

and practically starving,

_________________________________

while he and his flimsy

fish folk celebrate.

_________________________________

Well, I'll give 'em something

to celebrate soon enough.

_________________________________

Flotsam! Jetsam!

_________________________________

I want you to keep an extra close watch

on this pretty little daughter of his.

_________________________________

She may be the key to Triton's undoing.

_________________________________

_________________________________

-(SHEPHERD BELL CLANKING)

-(SHEEP BLEATING)

_________________________________

(BRAYING)

_________________________________

Hercules, slow down!

_________________________________

Look out!

_________________________________

(MEN GASPING)

_________________________________

Sorry, guys.

_________________________________

-Hey, watch where you're goin'.

-Sunday driver!

_________________________________

(CROWD YELLING)

_________________________________

Thanks, son.

_________________________________

When old Penelope twisted her ankle

back there, I thought we were done for.

_________________________________

No problem, Pop.

_________________________________

Uh, don't unload just yet.

First, I have to finagle with Phideas.

_________________________________

Okay.

_________________________________

-(BRAYING)

-Oops.

_________________________________

Sorry, Penelope.

_________________________________

Now, Hercules, this time, please just...

_________________________________

I know. I know.

_________________________________

-Stay by the cart.

-(SIGHS)

_________________________________

That's my boy.

_________________________________

-(SIGHS)

-(MAN GROANING)

_________________________________

Oh, my goodness. Whoa!

_________________________________

-Careful!

-(SHUDDERS)

_________________________________

-Why, thank you.

-No problem.

_________________________________

Why, Hercules! (SPUTTERING)

_________________________________

It's you!

_________________________________

-Let me help you with that.

-No, no, no, no, no. I got it!

_________________________________

(STRAINING) I'm fine.

You just run along.

_________________________________

-Are you sure?

-Oh, yes.

_________________________________

Absolutely.

_________________________________

Yo! Give it here! (GASPS)

_________________________________

Hey, you need an extra guy?

_________________________________

Uh...

_________________________________

Sorry, Herc.

_________________________________

Uh, we already got five,

and we want to keep it an even number.

_________________________________

Hey, wait a second. Five isn't an even...

_________________________________

-See ya, Herc.

-What a geek!

_________________________________

-Destructo Boy.

-Maybe we should call him "Jerkules."

_________________________________

(LAUGHTER)

_________________________________

BOY: Heads up!

_________________________________

I got it!

_________________________________

No! Stop!

_________________________________

-(RUMBLING)

-Uh-oh.

_________________________________

-(CROWD MURMURING)

-HERCULES: No.

_________________________________

It's okay.

_________________________________

(CROWD YELLING)

_________________________________

Hey! Whoa!

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

-Son!

-Hang on, Pop! Be right back!

_________________________________

Oh, my! No! Don't! No, no, no, no!

_________________________________

No, no, no, no, no, no!

_________________________________

(YELLING)

_________________________________

(SIGHS, CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

-Watch out!

-(YELLS)

_________________________________

(CRASHING)

_________________________________

(CROWD MURMURING)

_________________________________

Nice catch, Jerkules.

_________________________________

-Son...

-(MAN SPUTTERING)

_________________________________

This is the last straw, Amphitryon!

_________________________________

That boy is a menace!

_________________________________

He's too dangerous

to be around normal people!

_________________________________

(CROWD GRUMBLING, MUTTERING)

_________________________________

He didn't mean any harm.

He's just a kid.

_________________________________

He just can't control his strength.

_________________________________

I'm warning you.

_________________________________

You keep that freak away from here!

_________________________________

-BOY: Freak! Yeah, go away!

-(CROWD AGREEING)

_________________________________

_________________________________

(DINGS)
_________________________________

Order up.
_________________________________

-Another coffee here, chére.

-Coming right up, Virgil.
_________________________________

-Hey, Tiana!

-Morning, Georgia.
_________________________________

-Hey, how you doing, Tiana?

-Hey, y'all.
_________________________________

We all going out dancing tonight.

Care to join us?
_________________________________

-Yeah, come on. Live a little.

-Come on, Tiana.
_________________________________

-You can dance wit.

-It's Mardi Gras.
_________________________________

You know I got two left feet.

Besides, I'm...
_________________________________

You need a napkin, sweetheart?
_________________________________

I'm going to work a double shift tonight.
_________________________________

Here are your hotcakes.

You know, so I can...
_________________________________

So you can save for your restaurant.

I know, I know.
_________________________________

Girl, all you ever do is work.
_________________________________

(BELL DINGS)
_________________________________

-BUFORD: Order up!

-Maybe next time.
_________________________________

VIOLET: I told y'all she wouldn't come.
_________________________________

Are you talking about

that dang restaurant again?
_________________________________

Buford, your eggs are burning.
_________________________________

Oh! You ain't never going to get enough

for the down payment.
_________________________________

-I'm getting close.

-Yeah, how close?
_________________________________

Where are my flapjacks?
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

You got about as much chance

of getting that restaurant
_________________________________

as I do of winning the Kentucky Derby!
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

Saddle me up, y'all! It's post time.
_________________________________

Giddyup, giddyup.
_________________________________

(MIMICKING TRUMPET)
_________________________________

-Morning, Mr. LaBouff.

-Good morning, Tiana.
_________________________________

Congratulations on being voted

King of the Mardi Gras parade.
_________________________________

Caught me completely by surprise,
_________________________________

for the fifth year in a row!
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Now, how about I celebrate with...
_________________________________

Beignets?

Got a fresh batch just waiting for you.
_________________________________

Well, keep them coming till I pass out.
_________________________________

Oh, Tia!
_________________________________

-Tia, Tia, Tia, did you hear the news?

-Hey, Charlotte.
_________________________________

Tell her. Oh, tell her, Big Daddy!
_________________________________

Oh, yeah, Prince Naveen...
_________________________________

Prince Naveen of Maldonia

is coming to New Orleans!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Oh! Isn't he the bee's knees?
_________________________________

Tell her what you did, Big Daddy.

Tell her!
_________________________________

-Well, I invited...

-Big Daddy invited the prince
_________________________________

to our masquerade ball tonight!
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

Tell her what else you did, Big Daddy.

Go on.
_________________________________

-And he's staying...

-And he's staying...
_________________________________

And he's staying in our house

as my personal guest.
_________________________________

(EXHALES)
_________________________________

Oh, Lottie, that's swell.
_________________________________

A little word of advice.

My mama always said,
_________________________________

"The quickest way to a man's heart

is through his stomach."
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

-Ah! That's it!

-What just happened?
_________________________________

Tia! You are a bona fide genius.
_________________________________

I'm going to need about 500

of your man-catching beignets
_________________________________

for my ball tonight.
_________________________________

Excuse me, Daddy.

Will this about cover it?
_________________________________

This should cover it just fine, Lottie.
_________________________________

This is it! I'm getting my restaurant!
_________________________________

(WHOOPS)
_________________________________

Tonight my prince is finally coming.
_________________________________

And I sure as heck ain't letting him go!
_________________________________

(CHARLOTTE WHOOPING)
_________________________________

Hmm.

_________________________________

_________________________________

(SIGHS) This is it!

This is a very big day, Pascal.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

I'm finally going to do it.

I'm going to ask her.
_________________________________

-GOTHEL: Rapunzel!

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

Let down your hair!
_________________________________

It's time!
_________________________________

I know, I know.

Come on. Don't let her see you.
_________________________________

Rapunzel!

I'm not getting any younger down here!
_________________________________

Coming, Mother!
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(PANTING) Hi. Welcome home, Mother.
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS) Rapunzel,

how you manage to do that
_________________________________

every single day without fail.
_________________________________

It looks absolutely exhausting, darling.
_________________________________

Oh, (CHUCKLES) it's nothing.
_________________________________

Then I don't know why it takes so long.
_________________________________

(LAUGHS) Oh, darling, I'm just teasing.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

All right.
_________________________________

So, Mother, as you know

tomorrow is a very big day...
_________________________________

Rapunzel, look in that mirror.
_________________________________

You know what I see?
_________________________________

I see a strong, confident,

beautiful young lady.
_________________________________

Oh, look, you're here, too. (LAUGHS)
_________________________________

I'm just teasing.

Stop taking everything so seriously.
_________________________________

Okay. So, Mother,

as I was saying, tomorrow is...
_________________________________

Rapunzel,

Mother's feeling a little run-down.
_________________________________

Would you sing for me, dear?

Then we'll talk.
_________________________________

Oh! Of course, Mother.
_________________________________

(QUICKLY) Flower, gleam and glow
Let your power shine
_________________________________

Make the clock reverse
Bring back what once was mine
_________________________________

Heal what has been hurt
Change the Fates' design
_________________________________

Save what has been lost
Bring back what once was mine
_________________________________

-Rapunzel!

-So, Mother,
_________________________________

earlier I was saying tomorrow

is a big day, and you didn't respond.
_________________________________

So, I'm just going to tell you,

it's my birthday! (LAUGHS)
_________________________________

-Ta-da!

-No, no, no. Can't be.
_________________________________

I distinctly remember.

Your birthday was last year.
_________________________________

That's the funny thing about birthdays.

They're kind of an annual thing.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Mother, I'm turning 18,

and I wanted to ask...
_________________________________

(SIGHS) What I really want

for this birthday...
_________________________________

Actually what I wanted

for quite a few birthdays now...
_________________________________

Rapunzel, please,

stop with the mumbling.
_________________________________

You know how I feel about

the mumbling. Blah-blah-blah-blah.
_________________________________

It's very annoying!

I'm just teasing. You're adorable.
_________________________________

I love you so much, darling.
_________________________________

(PASCAL SQUEAKS)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS) I want to see

the floating lights.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) What?
_________________________________

I was hoping you would take me

to see the floating lights.
_________________________________

Oh! You mean the stars.
_________________________________

That's the thing.
_________________________________

I've charted stars,

and they're always constant.
_________________________________

But these, they appear every year

on my birthday, Mother.
_________________________________

Only on my birthday.
_________________________________

And I can't help but feel like

they're meant for me.
_________________________________

I need to see them, Mother.
_________________________________

And not just from my window, in person.
_________________________________

I have to know what they are.
_________________________________

You want to go outside?

(SCOFFS) Why, Rapunzel...
_________________________________

(SINGING) Look at you,
as fragile as a flower
_________________________________

Still a little sapling, just a sprout

_________________________________
You know why we stay up in this tower

_________________________________
-I know, but...

-That's right.
_________________________________

To keep you safe and sound, dear

_________________________________
Guess I always knew
this day was coming
_________________________________

Knew that soon
you'd want to leave the nest
_________________________________

Soon but not yet

_________________________________
Shh!
Trust me, pet

_________________________________
Mother knows best
_________________________________

(HATCH THUDDING CLOSED)
_________________________________

Mother knows best
Listen to your mother
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

It's a scary world out there
_________________________________

Mother knows best
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

One way or another
Something will go wrong

_________________________________
I swear

_________________________________
Ruffians, thugs, poison ivy, quicksand

_________________________________
Cannibals and snakes, the plague

_________________________________
-No!

-Yes.
_________________________________

Also large bugs
Men with pointy teeth
_________________________________

And stop! No more, you'll just upset me
_________________________________

Mother's right here
Mother will protect you
_________________________________

Darling, here's what I suggest

_________________________________
Skip the drama
Stay with Mama

_________________________________
Mother knows best
_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Mother knows best
Take it from your mumsy

_________________________________
On your own, you won't survive
_________________________________

Sloppy, underdressed
Immature, clumsy
_________________________________

Please, they'll eat you up alive
_________________________________

Gullible, naive
Positively grubby
_________________________________

Ditsy and a bit... Well, hmm, vague
_________________________________

Plus, I believe, getting kind of chubby
_________________________________

I'm just saying 'cause I wuv you
_________________________________

Mother understands
Mother's here to help you
_________________________________

All I have is one request
_________________________________

-Rapunzel?

-Yes?
_________________________________

Don't ever ask to leave this tower again.
_________________________________

Yes, Mother.
_________________________________

Oh.
_________________________________

I love you very much, dear.
_________________________________

I love you more.
_________________________________

I love you most.
_________________________________

(SINGING) Don't forget it
_________________________________

You'll regret it
_________________________________

Mother knows best
_________________________________

Ta-ta! I'll see you in a bit, my flower!
_________________________________

I'll be here.

_________________________________

-Hello, Belle.

-Bonjour, Gaston.

_________________________________

Gaston, may I have my book, please?

_________________________________

How can you read this?

There's no pictures.

_________________________________

Well, some people

use their imagination.

_________________________________

Belle, it's about time you got

your head out of those books

_________________________________

and paid attention

to more important things.

_________________________________

Like me.

_________________________________

(ALL SIGH)

_________________________________

The whole town's talking about it.

_________________________________

It's not right for a woman to read.

_________________________________

Soon she starts getting ideas

and thinking.

_________________________________

Gaston, you are positively primeval.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) Why, thank you, Belle.

_________________________________

What do you say you and me

take a walk over to the tavern

_________________________________

-and take a look at my trophies?

-Maybe some other time.

_________________________________

-What's wrong with her?

-She's crazy.

_________________________________

He's gorgeous.

_________________________________

Please, Gaston, I can't.

I have to get home to help my father.

_________________________________

-Goodbye.

-(SNICKERING)

_________________________________

That crazy old loon.

He needs all the help he can get.

_________________________________

(GUFFAWS)

_________________________________

Don't talk about my father that way.

_________________________________

Yeah! Don't talk

about her father that way.

_________________________________

My father is not crazy. He's a genius.

_________________________________

(EXPLOSION)

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

(MAURICE COUGHS)

_________________________________

-(COUGHING) Papa?

-How on earth did that happen?

_________________________________

-Doggone it!

-Are you all right, Papa?

_________________________________

I'm... I'm about ready

to give up on this hunk of junk.

_________________________________

(CLATTERING)

_________________________________

-You always say that.

-I mean it this time!

_________________________________

I'll never get this

boneheaded contraption to work!

_________________________________

Yes, you will. And you'll win first prize

at the fair tomorrow.

_________________________________

(SCOFFS)

_________________________________

And become a world-famous inventor.

_________________________________

You really believe that?

_________________________________

I always have.

_________________________________

Well, what are we waiting for?

I'll have this thing fixed in no time.

_________________________________

Hand me that...

The dog-legged clincher there.

_________________________________

So, did you have a good time

in town today?

_________________________________

I got a new book.

_________________________________

Papa, do you think I'm odd?

_________________________________

My daughter? Odd? (SCOFFS)

_________________________________

Where would you get an idea like that?

_________________________________

Oh, I don't know.

It's just that I'm not sure I fit in here.

_________________________________

There's no one I can really talk to.

_________________________________

MAURICE: What about that Gaston?

He's a handsome fella.

_________________________________

He's handsome, all right,

and rude and conceited and...

_________________________________

Oh, Papa, he's not for me.

_________________________________

Well, don't you worry.

_________________________________

'Cause this invention's gonna be

the start of a new life for us.

_________________________________

I think that's done it.

Now, let's give it a try.

_________________________________

(WHISTLING)

_________________________________

(CLACKING AND SQUEAKING)

_________________________________

-It works!

-It does?

_________________________________

-(GLASS BREAKING)

-It does!

_________________________________

You did it.

_________________________________

You really did it!

_________________________________

Hitch up Philippe, girl. I'm off to the fair!

_________________________________

Goodbye, Papa. Good luck.

_________________________________

Goodbye, Belle.

Take care while I'm gone.

_________________________________

MAURICE: We should be there by now.

_________________________________

Maybe we missed a turn.

_________________________________

I guess I should've taken...

Wait a minute.

_________________________________

No. Let's go this way.

_________________________________

(SNORTS)

_________________________________

Come on, Philippe, it's a shortcut.

We'll be there in no time.

_________________________________

(HOWLING)

_________________________________

This can't be right.

Where have you taken us, Philippe?

_________________________________

We better turn around.

_________________________________

(HOWLING)

_________________________________

Whoa. Whoa, boy.

_________________________________

Whoa, now, whoa, Philippe.

_________________________________

Oh!

_________________________________

Look out! No!

_________________________________

Whoa!

_________________________________

Whoa, boy!

_________________________________

Back up, back up, back up!

_________________________________

Good boy. Good boy.

That's good, that's... Back up!

_________________________________

Steady, steady, now. Steady.

_________________________________

-(HOWLING)

-Steady. No, Philippe!

_________________________________

Philippe?

_________________________________

Oh.

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

(SNARLING)

_________________________________

Help! Is... Is someone there?

_________________________________

Help!

_________________________________

Oh!

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

(DOOR CREAKS)

_________________________________

Wha...

_________________________________

Ooh!

_________________________________

Hello?

_________________________________

Hello!

_________________________________

LUMIERE: Poor fellow must have

lost his way in the woods.

_________________________________

COGSWORTH: Keep quiet.

Maybe he'll go away.

_________________________________

Is someone there?

_________________________________

Not a word, Lumiere. Not one word.

_________________________________

I don't mean to intrude,

but I've lost my horse

_________________________________

and I need a place to stay for the night.

_________________________________

Oh, Cogsworth, have a heart.

_________________________________

Shh!

_________________________________

Ow!

_________________________________

Of course, monsieur,

you are welcome here.

_________________________________

Who said that?

_________________________________

Over here.

_________________________________

-Where?

-Hello.

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

(GROANING)

_________________________________

Incredible!

_________________________________

Well, now you've done it, Lumiere.

_________________________________

Splendid. Just peachy. Ah!

_________________________________

-How is this accomplished?

-Put me down at once.

_________________________________

Stop that! (GIGGLES) Stop that, I say!

_________________________________

(LAUGHS)

_________________________________

Ow! Ah! Ah!

_________________________________

Sir, close that at once!

_________________________________

-Do you mind?

-I beg your pardon.

_________________________________

It's... It's just

that I've never seen a clock that...

_________________________________

(SUPPRESSING SNEEZE)

_________________________________

(SNEEZES)

_________________________________

Oh, you are soaked

to the bone, monsieur.

_________________________________

Come. Warm yourself by the fire.

_________________________________

MAURICE: Thank you.

COGSWORTH: No, no, no!

_________________________________

You know what the master will do

if he finds him here.

_________________________________

I demand that you stop right there.

_________________________________

Oh, no, no. Not the master's chair.

_________________________________

(BARKING)

_________________________________

I'm not seeing this. I'm not seeing this.

_________________________________

Well, hello there, boy.

_________________________________

(SNORTING)

_________________________________

-What service.

-COGSWORTH: All right.

_________________________________

This has gone far enough.

I'm in charge here...

_________________________________

How would you like a nice spot of tea,

sir? It'll warm you up in no time.

_________________________________

No. No tea. No tea!

_________________________________

(GIGGLING)

_________________________________

His moustache tickles, Mama.

_________________________________

Oh! (CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

-Hello.

-(LOUD SLAM)

_________________________________

Uh-oh!

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING IN FEAR)

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________

There's a stranger here.

_________________________________

Master, allow me to explain.

The gentleman was lost in the woods.

_________________________________

He was cold and wet, so...

_________________________________

(ROARING)

_________________________________

Master, I'd like to take this moment

to say

_________________________________

I was against this from the start.

It was all his fault.

_________________________________

I tried to stop them.

Would they listen to me? No, no...

_________________________________

(ROARING)

_________________________________

Who are you?

What are you doing here?

_________________________________

I... I... I was lost in the woods and...

_________________________________

You are not welcome here!

_________________________________

I... I'm... I'm sorry.

_________________________________

-What are you staring at?

-Nothing.

_________________________________

So, you've come to stare

at the Beast, have you?

_________________________________

Please, I meant no harm!

I just needed a place to stay.

_________________________________

-I'll give you a place to stay!

-No, no, please! No! No!

_________________________________

(DOOR SLAMS)

_________________________________

_________________________________

Christopher Robin lived in
another part of the forest

_________________________________

where he could be near his friends,

and help them with their problems.

_________________________________
On this summer day,

gloomy old Eeyore,

_________________________________
being stuffed with sawdust,

had lost his tail again.

_________________________________
-Eeyore, this won't hurt.

-Never does.
_________________________________
Ooh. (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

There now. Did I get your tail

back on properly, Eeyore?
_________________________________

No matter.
Most likely lose it again, anyway.
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

It is my considered opinion
_________________________________

that Eeyore's tail should
be placed a trifle to the right.
_________________________________

Now, if you were to ask me,
_________________________________

I think it's just a wee bit...
_________________________________

South.
_________________________________

No, no. North, dear.
_________________________________

Cheer up, Eeyore.
_________________________________
Don't be so gloomy. Try swishing it.
_________________________________
(LAUGHTER)
_________________________________

-It worked. It worked.

-Oh, goody! Hooray!
_________________________________

Thanks.
_________________________________
It's not much of a tail,

but I'm sort of attached to it.
_________________________________

Good morning, Christopher Robin.
_________________________________

Oh, good morning, Winnie the Pooh.
_________________________________

-Good morning, Pooh bear.

-Good morning, Pooh bear.
_________________________________

If it is a good morning, which I doubt.
_________________________________

What are you looking for, Pooh bear?
_________________________________

I just said to myself, coming along,

thinking and wondering,
_________________________________

if you had such a thing as a...
_________________________________

Such a thing, Christopher,
as a balloon, about you.

_________________________________

What do you want a balloon for?
_________________________________
Psst.
_________________________________

Honey.
_________________________________

But you don't get honey with a balloon.
_________________________________

-I do.

-How?
_________________________________

I shall fly like a bee
_________________________________

up to the honey tree. See?
_________________________________

But just a minute.
_________________________________

You can't fool the bees that way.
_________________________________

You'll see!
_________________________________

Now, would you be so kind
_________________________________
as to tow me to a muddy place
of which I know of.

_________________________________
NARRATOR: So Christopher Robin

towed Winnie the Pooh

_________________________________
to the very muddy place.
_________________________________

Pooh rolled and rolled

until he was black all over.

_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________
There, now. (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Isn't this a clever disguise?
_________________________________

What are you supposed to be?
_________________________________

I'm a little, black rain cloud, of course.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Silly old bear.
_________________________________

Now, would you aim me

at the bees, please?
_________________________________
(BUZZING)
_________________________________

Careful, Pooh. Hold on tight.
_________________________________

Yes.
_________________________________

-Four...

-Yes.
_________________________________

-...three...

-Yes.
_________________________________

-...two...

-Yes.
_________________________________

...one!
_________________________________

(SINGING)
I'm just a little black rain cloud
_________________________________

Hovering under the honey tree
_________________________________

I'm only a little black rain cloud
_________________________________

Pay no attention to little me

_________________________________

POOH AND CHRISTOPHER:

Everyone knows that a rain cloud

_________________________________

Never eats honey

No, not a nip
_________________________________

I'm just floating around
_________________________________

Over the ground
_________________________________

Wondering where I will drip

_________________________________
(BUZZING)
_________________________________
(BUZZING)
_________________________________
Christopher Robin,
_________________________________

I think the bees

S-U-S-P-E-C-T something.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Perhaps they think

you're after their honey.
_________________________________

Well, it may be that.

You never can tell with bees.
_________________________________

Oh, I'm just a little black rain cloud

_________________________________
(BUZZING)
_________________________________
Hovering under the honey tree

_________________________________
(GULP)
_________________________________
(BUZZING)
_________________________________
Ah!
_________________________________
(BUZZING)
_________________________________
(BUZZING)
_________________________________
(SPUTTERING BUZZ)
_________________________________
Christopher Robin!
_________________________________

I think it would help with this deception,
_________________________________

if you would kinda open

your umbrella and say...
_________________________________

-"Tut, tut, it looks like rain."

-Tut, tut, it looks like rain.
_________________________________

Tut, tut, it looks like rain.
_________________________________
(ANGRY BUZZ)
_________________________________
(BUZZING)
_________________________________
Ooh!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING BUZZ)
_________________________________

Christopher Robin, I have come

to a very important decision.
_________________________________

These are the wrong sorts of bees!
_________________________________
(EXPLODING)
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Excuse me, please, bees.
_________________________________

Christopher Robin!
_________________________________

Oh, bother!
_________________________________

I think I shall come down.
_________________________________

I'll catch you, Pooh. (GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(BUGLE CHARGE)
_________________________________

Hurry, come on. The bees!
_________________________________

Help!
_________________________________
Christopher!
_________________________________

Christopher Robin,

you never can tell with bees.
_________________________________
(BUZZING)

_________________________________

_________________________________

I've never been so insulted.

_________________________________

Oh, Prince Achmed.

You're not leaving so soon, are you?

_________________________________

Good luck marrying her off.

_________________________________

Oh! Jasmine.

_________________________________

Jasmine!

_________________________________

-Jasmine!

-(SNARLING)

_________________________________

Confound it, Rajah.

_________________________________

So, this is why

Prince Achmed stormed out.

_________________________________

Oh, Father.

_________________________________

Rajah was just playing with him.

Weren't you, Rajah?

_________________________________

You were just playing

with that overdressed,

_________________________________

self-absorbed Prince Achmed,

weren't you?

_________________________________

(BOTH LAUGHING)

_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT)

_________________________________

Dearest, you've got to stop rejecting

every suitor who comes to call.

_________________________________

The law says

you must be married to a prince

_________________________________

by your next birthday.

_________________________________

The law is wrong.

_________________________________

You've only got three more days.

_________________________________

Father, I hate being forced into this.

_________________________________

If I do marry, I want it to be for love.

_________________________________

Jasmine,

_________________________________

it's not only this law.

_________________________________

I'm not going to be around forever,

and, well, I...

_________________________________

I just want to make sure

you're taken care of.

_________________________________

Provided for.

_________________________________

Please try to understand.

_________________________________

I've never done a thing on my own.

I've never had any real friends.

_________________________________

(GRUMBLES)

_________________________________

Except you, Rajah.

_________________________________

I've never even been outside

the palace walls.

_________________________________

But, Jasmine, you're a princess.

_________________________________

Then maybe I don't want

to be a princess any more.

_________________________________

Oooh! I... I...

_________________________________

Allah forbid you should

have any daughters.

_________________________________

Hmm?

_________________________________

I don't know where she gets it from.

_________________________________

Her mother wasn't nearly so picky.

_________________________________

Oh! Ah, Jafar.

_________________________________

My most trusted advisor.

_________________________________

I am in desperate need of your wisdom.

_________________________________

My life is but to serve you, my lord.

_________________________________

It's this suitor business.

Jasmine refuses to choose a husband.

_________________________________

-I'm at my wit's end.

-Awk! Wit's end!

_________________________________

(LAUGHING) Oh!

_________________________________

-Have a cracker, pretty Polly.

-(JAFAR LAUGHS)

_________________________________

Your Majesty certainly

has a way with dumb animals.

_________________________________

(GRUMBLES)

_________________________________

Now, then,

perhaps I can divine a solution

_________________________________

to this thorny problem.

_________________________________

If anyone can help, it's you.

_________________________________

But it would require the use

of the mystic blue diamond.

_________________________________

Oh. Uh, my ring?

_________________________________

But it's been in the family for years.

_________________________________

It is necessary to find

the princess a suitor.

_________________________________

Don't worry.

_________________________________

Everything will be fine.

_________________________________

The diamond.

_________________________________

Here, Jafar.

_________________________________

Whatever you need will be fine.

_________________________________

You are most gracious, my liege.

_________________________________

Now, run along and play

with your little toys, hmm?

_________________________________

Yes. That will be pretty good.

_________________________________

(SPITS, COUGHS)

_________________________________

I can't take it any more!

_________________________________

If I gotta choke down on one more

of those mouldy, disgusting crackers...

_________________________________

Bam! Whack!

_________________________________

Calm yourself, Iago.

_________________________________

Then I'd grab him around the head.

Whack!

_________________________________

Soon I will be sultan,

not that addlepated twit.

_________________________________

And then I stuff the crackers

down his throat. Ha, ha!
_________________________________

_________________________________

Everything looks peachy-keen,

Mr. Fenner and Mr. Fenner.
_________________________________

We'll have all the paperwork ready

to sign, first thing after Mardi Gras.
_________________________________

I'll do you one better.

Why don't I sign them tonight
_________________________________

when I see y'all

at the LaBouffs' masquerade ball?
_________________________________
MR. FENNER 2:

You drive a hard bargain, Tiana!
_________________________________

(HORN HONKING)
_________________________________

Table for one, please?
_________________________________

Oh! Mama.
_________________________________

Here's a little something

to help you get started.
_________________________________

Daddy's gumbo pot.
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

I know.
_________________________________

(TIANA SNIFFLES)
_________________________________

I miss him, too.
_________________________________

Well, now. Hurry up and open the door!
_________________________________

Just look at it, Mama.
_________________________________

Doesn't it just make you want to cry?
_________________________________

Yes.
_________________________________

The maitre d' is going to be right

where you're standing.
_________________________________

Oh! And over here, a gourmet kitchen!
_________________________________

And hanging from the ceiling,

a big old crystal chandelier!
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) You're your

daddy's daughter, all right.
_________________________________

He used to go on and on

about this old cottage, too.
_________________________________

Babycakes, I'm sure this place

is going to be just wonderful,
_________________________________

but it's a shame

you are working so hard.
_________________________________

But how can I let up now

when I'm so close?
_________________________________

I got to make sure all Daddy's

hard work means something.
_________________________________

Tiana.
_________________________________

Your daddy may not have gotten

the place he always wanted,
_________________________________

but he had something better.
_________________________________

He had love.
_________________________________

And that's all I want for you,

sweetheart,
_________________________________

to meet your Prince Charming
_________________________________

and dance off into

your happily ever after.
_________________________________

Mama! I don't have time for dancing.

_________________________________

(SINGING) That's just gonna have
to wait a while

_________________________________
How long we talking about here?
_________________________________

Ain't got time for messing around

_________________________________
And it's not my style

_________________________________
I want some grandkids!
_________________________________

This old town can slow you down
_________________________________

People taking the easy way
_________________________________

But I know exactly where I'm going
_________________________________

I'm getting closer and closer every day

_________________________________
And I'm almost there

_________________________________
I'm almost there

_________________________________
People down here think I'm crazy

_________________________________
But I don't care

_________________________________
Trials and tribulations

_________________________________
I've had my share

_________________________________
There ain't nothing gonna stop me now

_________________________________
'Cause I'm almost there

_________________________________
I remember Daddy told me

_________________________________
Fairy tales can come true

_________________________________
You got to make them happen

_________________________________
It all depends on you

_________________________________
So I work real hard
each and every day

_________________________________
Now things for sure are going my way

_________________________________
Just doing what I do
_________________________________

Look out, boys, I'm coming through

_________________________________
And I'm almost there

_________________________________
(CROWD EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

I'm almost there
_________________________________

People gonna come here
from everywhere

_________________________________
And I'm almost there
_________________________________

I'm almost there

_________________________________
There's been trials and tribulations

_________________________________
You know I've had my share

_________________________________
But I've climbed a mountain
I've crossed a river

_________________________________
And I'm almost there
_________________________________

I'm almost there
_________________________________

I'm almost there

_________________________________

_________________________________

I just don't know what we're going
to do with you, young lady.

_________________________________

Daddy, I'm sorry. I just forgot.

_________________________________

As a result of your careless behavior...

_________________________________

Careless and reckless behavior!

_________________________________

...the entire celebration was, uh...

_________________________________

Well, it was ruined! That's all!

Completely destroyed!

_________________________________

This concert was to be

the pinnacle of my distinguished career.

_________________________________

Now, thanks to you, I am the

laughingstock of the entire kingdom!

_________________________________

But it wasn't her fault.

_________________________________

Uh, oh, first, uh, the shark chased us.

_________________________________

Yeah, yeah. And we tried to...

But we couldn't, and he...

_________________________________

(GROWLS) And... And we... Whoa!

_________________________________

(SIGHS) And then we were safe.

_________________________________

But then this seagull came, and it was,
"This is this, and that is that, and..."

_________________________________

Seagull?

_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-TRITON: What? Oh!

_________________________________

You went up to the surface again,

didn't you?

_________________________________

-Didn't you?

-Nothing happened.

_________________________________

Ariel, how many times

must we go through this?

_________________________________

You could have been seen
by one of those barbarians,
_________________________________
by one of those humans!

_________________________________

-Daddy, they're not barbarians.

-They are dangerous.

_________________________________

Do you think I want to
see my youngest daughter
_________________________________
snared by some fish-eater's hook?

_________________________________

I'm 16 years old.

I'm not a child any more.

_________________________________

Don't you take that tone of voice

with me, young lady!

_________________________________

As long as you live under my ocean,

you'll obey my rules!

_________________________________

-But if you would just listen...

-Not another word!

_________________________________

And I am never, never to hear of
you going to the surface again!

_________________________________

Is that clear?
_________________________________
(SOBS)

_________________________________

Hmph! Teenagers.

_________________________________

They think they know everything.

_________________________________

You give them an inch,

they swim all over you.

_________________________________

Do you think I was too hard on her?

_________________________________

Definitely not.

_________________________________

Why, if Ariel was my daughter,

I'd show her who was boss.

_________________________________

None of this flitting to the surface

and other such nonsense.

_________________________________

No, sir. I'd keep her under tight control.

_________________________________

-You're absolutely right, Sebastian.

-Of course.

_________________________________

-Ariel needs constant supervision.
-Constant.

_________________________________

Someone to watch over her,

to keep her out of trouble.

_________________________________

All the time.

_________________________________

-And you are just the crab to do it.
-(GASPS)

_________________________________
SEBASTIAN: How do I get

myself into these situations?

_________________________________

 I should be writing symphonies,

_________________________________

not tagging along after

some headstrong teenager.

_________________________________

Hmm? What is that girl up to?

_________________________________

(SEBASTIAN PANTS)

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________
(STRAINING)
_________________________________
(SIGHS)

_________________________________

Huh?

_________________________________

(SIGHS) Son, you shouldn't let those

things they said back there get to you.

_________________________________

But, Pop, they're right. I am a freak.

I try to fit in. I really do.

_________________________________

(SIGHS) I just can't.

_________________________________

Sometimes I feel like

I really don't belong here,

_________________________________

like I'm supposed to be someplace else.

_________________________________

Hercules, son...

_________________________________

I know it doesn't make any sense.

_________________________________
(SINGING) I have often dreamed
of a far off place

_________________________________

Where a great, warm welcome

will be waiting for me

_________________________________

Where the crowds will cheer

when they see my face

_________________________________

And a voice keeps sayin'

this is where I'm meant to be

_________________________________

I will find my way

_________________________________

I can go the distance

_________________________________

I'll be there someday

_________________________________

If I can be strong

_________________________________

I know every mile

_________________________________

Will be worth my while

_________________________________

I would go most anywhere to feel like I

_________________________________

Belong

_________________________________

Hercules,

_________________________________

there's something your mother and I

have been meaning to tell ya.

_________________________________

But if you found me,

then where did I come from?

_________________________________

Why was I left here?

_________________________________

This was around your neck

when we found you.

_________________________________

It's the symbol of the gods.

_________________________________

This is it! Don't you see?

Maybe they have the answers!

_________________________________

I'll go to the temple of Zeus and...

_________________________________

Ma, Pop,

_________________________________

you're the greatest parents

anyone could have, but...

_________________________________

I gotta know.

_________________________________

_________________________________

Ariel, are you okay?

_________________________________
ARIEL: If only I could make

him understand.

_________________________________

I just don't see things the way he does.

_________________________________

I don't see how a world that
makes such wonderful things

_________________________________

could be bad.

_________________________________

(SINGING) Look at this stuff
Isn't it neat?

_________________________________

Wouldn't ya think

my collection's complete?

_________________________________

Wouldn't ya think I'm the girl

_________________________________

The girl who has everything?

_________________________________

Look at this trove
Treasures untold

_________________________________

How many wonders

can one cavern hold?

_________________________________

Lookin' around here you'd think

_________________________________

Sure, she's got everything

_________________________________

I've got gadgets and gizmos aplenty

_________________________________

I've got whozits and whatzits galore

_________________________________

You want thingamabobs?
I got 20

_________________________________

But who cares

No big deal

_________________________________

I want more

_________________________________

I wanna be where the people are

_________________________________

I wanna see

Wanna see 'em dancin'

_________________________________

Walkin' around on those...

_________________________________

What do ya call 'em?

_________________________________

-Oh, feet.
-(GIGGLES)

_________________________________

Hmph.

_________________________________

Flippin' your fins you don't get too far

_________________________________

Legs are required for jumpin', dancin'

_________________________________

Strollin' along down a...

_________________________________

What's that word again?

_________________________________

Street

_________________________________

Up where they walk

Up where they run

_________________________________

Up where they stay all day in the sun

_________________________________

Wanderin' free

Wish I could be

_________________________________

Part of that world

_________________________________

What would I give if I could live

_________________________________

-Out of these waters?

-(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

What would I pay to spend a day

_________________________________

Warm on the sand?

_________________________________

Betcha on land they understand

_________________________________

Bet they don't reprimand

their daughters

_________________________________

Bright young women sick of swimmin'

_________________________________

Ready to stand

_________________________________

And ready to know

what the people know

_________________________________

Ask 'em my questions

and get some answers

_________________________________

What's a fire and why does it...

_________________________________

What's the word?

_________________________________

Burn?

_________________________________

When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love

_________________________________

Love to explore that shore up above?

_________________________________

Out of the sea

_________________________________

Wish I could be

_________________________________

Part of that

_________________________________

World

_________________________________

_________________________________
(YAWNING)

_________________________________
Now, here's a story about the noble dog,

_________________________________
who saved the king
from the wicked wizard.
_________________________________
(PANTING, GROWLS)
_________________________________

Once upon a time...
_________________________________

THUMBELINA: Oh, Mother, please.
_________________________________

Are there any stories about...
_________________________________
about little people?
_________________________________

Well, as a matter of fact,

there are, Thumbelina. Look.

_________________________________
THUMBELINA: Oh!
_________________________________

(GASPS) They are little!
_________________________________
Just like me!

_________________________________

But... But what are those?
_________________________________

They're wings, Thumbelina.
_________________________________

These are fairies, and fairies
have wings so they can fly.
_________________________________
(THUMBELINA GASPS)
_________________________________
Mother, have you ever seen a fairy?

_________________________________
-Well, I thought I did once.

-Really?
_________________________________

MOTHER: (CHUCKLES)
Yes. And here,

_________________________________
the fairy prince and princess
are having a wedding.

_________________________________
And they live happily ever after.

_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Oh. Usually, dear.
_________________________________

Hmm. I suppose it works best...
_________________________________

if, uh... If... If two people
are about the same size.
_________________________________

Yes. Of course.
_________________________________

Yes. (GROANS)
_________________________________

Well, that's not fair. I... I must be...

_________________________________
the only little person
in the whole world.
_________________________________

I wish I were big.
_________________________________
Oh, no, Thumbelina.
_________________________________
No. Don't ever wish to be anything

but what you are.
_________________________________

(BARKING, PANTING)
_________________________________

MOTHER: Bedtime, my dear.
_________________________________

It's been a long day.
_________________________________

You must go to sleep now.
_________________________________

Sleep tight.
_________________________________

-Mother?

-Mmm-hmm?
_________________________________

Would you please leave the book open?
_________________________________

Of course, dear.
_________________________________

I want to look at the pictures
while I go to sleep.

_________________________________

-There.

-Good night, Mother.
_________________________________

Good night, Thumbelina.
_________________________________

You take good care of her, Hero.
_________________________________

(MURMURING)
_________________________________
-(MOTHER CHUCKLES)
-(PANTING)
_________________________________

Hmm.

_________________________________

(SINGING) I know there's someone
_________________________________

Somewhere

_________________________________
Someone

_________________________________
Who's sure to find me

_________________________________
Soon

_________________________________
After the rain goes

_________________________________
There are rainbows

_________________________________
I'll find my rainbow

_________________________________
Soon

_________________________________
Soon it won't be just pretend

_________________________________
Soon, a happy ending

_________________________________
Love, can you hear me?

_________________________________
If you're near me

_________________________________
Sing your song

_________________________________
Sure and strong

_________________________________
And
_________________________________
Soon

_________________________________
I wonder if there really are
such things as fairies.

_________________________________
Hmm.

_________________________________

_________________________________
Scales and Arpeggios – The AristoCats
_________________________________
_________________________________
(CRACKING KNUCKLES)
_________________________________
I'm ready, maestro.
_________________________________
-(PLAYS DISCORDANT SCALE)
-Ooh!
_________________________________
Mama, he did it again.
_________________________________
-Tattletale.
-Now, Berlioz.
_________________________________
Now, please, darling, settle down
and play me your pretty little song
_________________________________
Yes, Mama.
_________________________________
(SINGING) Do mi so do do so mi do
_________________________________
Every truly cultured
_________________________________
Music student knows
_________________________________
You must learn your scales
and your arpeggios
_________________________________
Bring the music ringing
from your chest
_________________________________
And not your nose
_________________________________
While you sing your scales
and your arpeggios
_________________________________
If you're faithful
to your daily practicing
_________________________________
You will find your progress
is encouraging
_________________________________
Do mi so mi do mi so mi
_________________________________
Fa la so it goes
_________________________________
When you do your scales
and your arpeggios
_________________________________
-Do mi so do...
-(PIANO PLAYS DIFFERENT TUNE)
_________________________________

DUCHESS AND MARIE: Do mi so do
do so mi do

_________________________________
Do mi so do do so mi do
_________________________________
Though at first it seems
as though it doesn't show
_________________________________
Like a tree, ability will bloom and grow
_________________________________
If you're smart you'll learn by heart
_________________________________
What every artist knows
_________________________________
You must sing your scales
_________________________________
And your arpeggios
_________________________________

_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
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Oh, no.
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No, no, no, no, no.

This is bad. This is very, very bad.
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This is really bad.
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They just can't get my nose right.
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Who cares?
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It's easy for you to say.

You guys look amazing.
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(HORSES NEIGHING)
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(PANTING)
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All right. Okay.

Give me a boost and I'll pull you up.
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Give us the satchel first.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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I just...
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I can't believe that after all we've been

through together, you don't trust me?
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Ouch.
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(GRUNTING)
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Now help us up, pretty boy!
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Sorry, my hands are full.
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What?
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Rider!
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Retrieve that satchel at any cost!
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SOLDIERS: Yes, sir!
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(NEIGHING)
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(GRUNTS)
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(GASPS)
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We got him now, Maximus.
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(GRUNTS)
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(URGES HORSE)
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(LAUGHS)
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(SNORTS)
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(GRUNTS) Come on, fleabag! Forward!
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No. No!
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Stop it! Stop it!

Give it to me! Give me that!
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Ha!
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(CRACKING)
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(NEIGHING IN ALARM)
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-(SCREAMS)

-(NEIGHS)
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(SPITS)
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(SNIFFING)
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(EXCLAIMS)
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(MAXIMUS NEIGHING)
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(SNORTS)
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(NICKERS)
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(GRUNTING)
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(PANTING)
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Alone at last.
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(CLANGING)
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(SQUEALS)
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Huh.
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(GASPS SOFTLY)
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-Huh?

-(GASPS)
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(CLANGING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(PANTING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Hmm.
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(CHUCKLING CONTENTEDLY)
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(SQUEALS)
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(GRUNTING)
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Huh?
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Okay, okay, okay.

I've got a person in my closet.
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I've got a person in my closet.
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(ENUNCIATING)

I've got a person in my closet!
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(CHUCKLES)
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Too weak to handle myself out there,

huh, Mother?
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Well, tell that to my frying pan.
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(GROANS)
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Huh?
_________________________________

Hmm.
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Hmm.
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BOBBLE: Right! Here we are.

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A pretty large order of pollen pots

for the...
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(ALL GASPING)
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Last thing is berry bushels

to deliver to the glen...
_________________________________

Is it okay

if I just catch up with you later?
_________________________________

Oh, I suppose.
_________________________________

Can you find your way back?
_________________________________

-Yeah, yeah. Sure I can.

-BOBBLE: Well, I...
_________________________________

-All right, then.

-Just be careful!
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Hi, there!
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(VIDIA GASPS)
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Sorry.
_________________________________

Vidia, right?
_________________________________

(SNEEZES)
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We didn't officially meet.

I'm Tinker Bell.
_________________________________

Oh, yes.
_________________________________

The new girl.
_________________________________

That's right! So, what's your talent?
_________________________________

What do you think it is?
_________________________________

You're a pollen-izer? Pollen-ator?

Pollen-picker? Pollen-plucker?
_________________________________

I am a fast-flying fairy,

a true rare talent.
_________________________________

And this is but a small part of what I do.
_________________________________

I make breezes in the summer,

blow down leaves in the fall.
_________________________________

My winds even brought you here, dear.
_________________________________

Fairies of every talent depend on me.
_________________________________

Hey, that's just like what I do.
_________________________________

(SNORTS)
_________________________________

Excuse me?
_________________________________

I mean, tinkers help fairies

of every talent, too.
_________________________________

So we're kind of the same, you know?
_________________________________

Sweetie, I make forces of nature.
_________________________________

You make pots and kettles.
_________________________________

I work up in the sky,

and you work down in a ditch.
_________________________________

Hey!
_________________________________

Don't get me wrong, sunshine.

Being a tinker is really swell and all,
_________________________________

but I wouldn't go around

bragging about your talent.
_________________________________

It's not like spring depends on you.
_________________________________

Of course it does!
_________________________________

And when I go to the mainland,

I'll prove just how important we are.
_________________________________

When who goes to the mainland?
_________________________________

Me, of course! For spring!
_________________________________

Oh, of course. You'll prove it, huh?
_________________________________

Yes, I will.
_________________________________

Well, I, for one,

am looking forward to that. Excuse me.
_________________________________

No. Excuse me.
_________________________________

"Mine is a rare talent."
_________________________________

Ugh.
_________________________________

Try and tell me tinkers don't matter.
_________________________________

I'll show her what a rare talent really is,

when I...
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(CLANKING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Oh.
_________________________________

(TINKER FAIRIES CHATTERING)
_________________________________

(CLANGING)
_________________________________

(BOBBLE AND CLANK EXCLAIM)
_________________________________

-Hey, Tink, what you got there?

-Oh, hi.
_________________________________

I don't know. I just found them.
_________________________________

(SNIFFS)
_________________________________

Lost things.
_________________________________

-Lost things.

-BOBBLE: Aye.
_________________________________

Stuff gets lost and washes up

on Neverland from time to time.
_________________________________

You know, from the mainland.
_________________________________

These come from the mainland?
_________________________________

That place sounds

more fascinating all the time.
_________________________________

Berry bushels, check.

Pollen pots, check. Lost things, check.
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

Lost things?

Why are you fiddling with that junk?
_________________________________

Oh, um...
_________________________________

Well, they were just so unusual.
_________________________________

You mustn't be wasting your time

with that rubbish.
_________________________________

And I won't have it

cluttering up my workshop.
_________________________________

And as for you two,
_________________________________

no more dilly-dallying around.
_________________________________

And don't forget about

the Queen's review tonight.
_________________________________

Goodness, there's still

so much to be done!
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Thank you.
_________________________________

Sorry about your trinkets, Miss Bell.
_________________________________

Well, we'd best be getting ready

for the review, anyway.
_________________________________

What is the Queen's review?
_________________________________

You see, the Queen is going to

review all the preparations for spring!
_________________________________

Yeah, it's a good time for us tinkers

to show what we can do, eh?
_________________________________

-Oh, indeed.

-Really?
_________________________________
CLANK: Like me. I can be a wheel.

_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

Perfect. That's my chance.
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