Sunday, February 16, 2020

Disney NeverEnding Chronicles (February 2019) - Subtitles (en)

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January 2019
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(EXCLAIMING)
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Yes!
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Don't worry, Kevin. I'll save...
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(GROWLING)
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And they wouldn't believe me.
Just wait till they get a look at you.
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ALPHA: Master?
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-The small mailman has returned.
-What?
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Let me go.
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Where's your elderly friend?
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He's not my friend anymore.
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Well, if you're here,
Fredricksen can't be far behind.
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RUSSELL: Where are you
keeping Kevin?
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Let me go!
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BETA: Scream all you want,
small mailman.
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GAMMA: None of your mailman friends
can hear you.
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I'll unleash
all my Wilderness Explorer training!
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MUNTZ: Alpha,
Fredricksen's coming back.
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Guard that bird. If you see the old man,
you know what to do.
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Hey, where are you going?
I'm not finished with you!
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MUNTZ: Nice talking with you.
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Ahhh!
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Where are you, Fredricksen?
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(RUSSELL SCREAMING)
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Russell!
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-Mr. Fredricksen!
-Dug, bring her over!
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You came back for Kevin!
Let's go get her!
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CARL: I'm getting Kevin. You stay here.
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But I wanna help.
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I don't want your help.
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I want you safe.
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(GRUNTING)
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(GASPS)
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How do we get past these dogs?
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DUG: Point!
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Kevin.
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(SQUAWKS)
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Don't worry, Kevin. We're on our way.
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ALPHA: Allow no one to be entering
through these doors.
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Guard well that bird, my minions.
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What do we do now, Dug?
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(GNAWING)
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Who wants the ball?
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(DOGS CLAMORING)
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DOG 1: Me! I want it!
DOG 2: Me! I do!
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DOG 3: I want the ball!
DOG 4: Give it to me!
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Then go get it!
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GAMMA: I'm gonna get there first!
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GAMMA: Getting the ball!
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GAMMA: I got it!
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Uh-oh.
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(DOGS GROANING)
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I'm sorry, Kevin.
Let's get you out of here.
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GAMMA: Master! He's gone!
The old man!
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DOG 1: He's here!
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GAMMA: He's got the bird!
DOG 2: The bird's gone...
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Calm down! One at a time!
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I want to help!
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Ha-ha!
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(SCREAMING)
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(PANTING)
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DOG 3: He's in Hall D!
DOG 4: He's in Hall C!
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DOG 5: It's the old man!
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Does anyone know where they are?
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(GLASS SQUEAKING)
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(SCREAMING)
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Gray Leader? Take down the house.
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(SCREAMS)
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BETA: Gray Leader, checking in.
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GAMMA: Gray Two, checking in.
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OMEGA: Gray Three, checking in.
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BETA: Target sighted.
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(SCREAMING)
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(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
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Huh?
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Da-da-da-da!
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-Patrick!
-Huh?
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Hey, I got feet!
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Oh, what is in these things?
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We'll take one secret formula to go!
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Clear the area, citizens.
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There's going to be
some serious aft-kicking here.
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(CAMERA CLICKS)
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But I banished you.
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Sour Note?
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(INHALES DEEPLY)
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(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
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SEAGULL 1: My tiny little eardrums!
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Hey, hey, wait! Hold on! Hold on!
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Wait! Wait! Customers!
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Wait, please!
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SPONGEBOB: Mr. Superawesomeness,
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take him down.
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-Huh?
-Huh?
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(THUNDER RUMBLING)
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(GIGGLES)
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Um, maybe we should have picked
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a better superpower for you Patrick.
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Let's see you get out of this one!
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-(GASPS)
-Ka-ching!
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(GRUNTS)
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(LAUGHS)
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Get ready for the Invinci-Bubble!
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No!
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My book!
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All right, team,
time for hands in the middle!
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Yes! Huh?
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Oh, yeah.
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(GRUNTS)
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Great job, guys. We did it!
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ALL: Ew!
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Huh?
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What?
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Sandy? Is that you?
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You can call me The Rodent!
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Hi-yah!
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Hey, where'd the pirate go?
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Hmm. Uh...
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(GASPS)
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Mmm.
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It looks liked Burger Beard
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forget the first rule of mobile fry cooking.
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Always batten down your grease traps.
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Follow that grease, team!
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Come on, Kevin.
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(BARKS)
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Ahhh!
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(BARKING)
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(GROWLING)
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DUG: Hi.
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(MUNTZ GRUNTING)
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(YELLS)
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(JOINTS CRACKING)
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Any last words, Fredricksen? Come on!
Spit it out!
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-Come on.
-Enough!
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I am taking that bird back with me.
Alive or dead!
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Come on, Kevin.
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(CARL YELLS)
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(TIRE SCREECHING)
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(CHITTERING)
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(GRUNTS)
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(ENGINE REVS)
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BURGER BEARD: There she blows.
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(LAUGHING)
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Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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SPONGEBOB: Whoo-hoo!
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(LAUGHING)
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(TIRE SCREECHING)
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(INHALES DEEPLY)
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SPONGEBOB: Whoo!
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-(GRUNTS)
-Oh, no, you don't.
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-(GRUNTS)
-(SCREAMING)
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Ow!
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(GRUNTS)
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-(SCREAMS)
-(GRUNTS) Oh!
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(PATRICK GROANING)
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(LAUGHING EVILLY)
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(WHIMPERS)
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(GRUNTS)
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He's after the book!
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Sandy, use your squirrel powers!
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Roger that!
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Oh, she's never gonna make it!
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Huh? Everyone...
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Lean!
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(SANDY SCREAMS)
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(ALL GROANING)
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(GRUNTS)
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-That's what you get.
-(LAUGHS)
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(DUG WHIMPERS)
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(GROWLING)
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ALPHA: I will have many enjoyments
from what I am about to do, Dug.
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(SNARLING)
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DOG 1: He wears the Cone of Shame!
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ALPHA: (IN SQUEAKY VOICE) What?
Do not just continue sitting. Attack!
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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ALPHA: No, no! Stop your laughing!
Get this off of me!
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DUG: Listen, you dog. Sit!
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ALL: Yes, Alpha.
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DUG: Alpha? I am not Alpha. He is...
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Oh!
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(GRUNTS)
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I can't do it.
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-CARL: Russell!
-Huh?
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CARL: Kaw kaw, raaar!
Kaw kaw, raaar!
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You leave Mr. Fredricksen alone!
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Hey, squirrel!
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GAMMA: Squirrel? Where?
Where? Where?
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BETA: Where's the squirrel?
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GAMMA: I hate squirrels.
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(SCREAMS)
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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(LAUGHING)
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(BOOK APPROACHING)
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Come here.
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Come here.
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The book!
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Sour Note!
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(YELLS)
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(SCREAMING)
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All right, Burger Beard,
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prepare to be teamworked!
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I'm going to scrub my armpits with you.
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Uh, I don't get it.
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Because you're a sponge.
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Duh.
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Oh.
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Get him, The Rodent!
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-Consider him roasted!
-(PEOPLE GASING)
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(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
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(PEANUTS WHIZZING)
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(YELLS)
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Huh?
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Aw, nuts! I'm all out of nuts!
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(GRUNTS)
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(LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)
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Justice is best soft served.
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(WOMAN GASPS)
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(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
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Patrick, I should have
never doubted your powers!
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(CACKLING)
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(GROANING)
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I can't think of a sweeter way to go.
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Ha! It's all mine!
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Not so fast, Booger Beard!
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(YELPS)
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(SCREAMING)
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Me formuler. Huh?
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This will make you feel a little butter.
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Not melted butter!
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(SCREAMING)
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Mr. Krabs!
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Voila!
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-(BURGER BEARD LAUGHING)
-Uh-oh.
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(SCREAMS)
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A-ha!
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Oh, yeah!
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Huh?
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Hoo-hoo!
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(LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)
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Ta-da!
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They're beautiful!
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-Patrick!
-(GROWLS)
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(LAUGHS)
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(LAUGHING)
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(PANTING)
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BURGER BEARD: I gotcha!
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SpongeBob!
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-Patrick?
-Talk to me, buddy.
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I'm... I'm seeing a bright light.
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Is this better?
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Much. Thank you.
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But the discomfort I feel
in my eyes is nothing
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compared to the shame I feel
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for letting down the Patty.
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For letting down Bikini Bottom.
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Yeah, SpongeBob, you really blew it.
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No, Patrick, we blew it, as a team.
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Nope. This one's on you.
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(ENGINE STARTS)
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PLANKTON: Where do you
think you're going?
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(LAUGHING)
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Why don't you get going, little fella,
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before you hurt yourself?
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(RUMBLING)
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(GRUNTS)
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Plankton?
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It's Plank-Ton!
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Come on down from there, little fella.
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You wouldn't want to get hurt.
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Huh?
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(GRUNTS)
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(GROWLS)
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(GASPS)
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Dug!
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DUG: Master!
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Russell! Over here! Let's go!
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Mr. Fredricksen!
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CARL: Go on, Kevin!
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(GUN FIRES)
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No!
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(GRUNTS)
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Come out, come out, wherever you are!
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Huh? (SCREAMS)
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My eye!
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He's getting away!
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(PANTING)
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Russell! Get out of there!
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No! Leave them alone!
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Russell, hang on to Kevin!
Don't let go of her!
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Ready for a Plank-Ton of bubbles?
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(INHALES DEEPLY)
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(SPONGEBOB LAUGHING)
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Kevin! Chocolate!
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(SQUAWKS)
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(GASPS)
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(PANTING)
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(GROANING)
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The formula, please.
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Come on. Team up with me.
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We'll be rich and powerful! Huh?
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PLANKTON: No, thanks.
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I'm already part of a teamwork.
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(SIGHS)
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(SCREAMING)
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(MUTTERING)
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(PANTING)
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RUSSELL: That was cool!
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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Don't jerk around so much, kid!
Easy, Russell.
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DUG: Oh, I am ready to not be up high.
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Sorry about your house,
Mr. Fredricksen.
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You know, it's just a house.
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(CARL LAUGHING)
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(CHICKS CHIRPING)
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Look at you. You're so soft.
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(HONKS)
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ALL: Aw!
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I wish I could keep one.
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(HISSES)
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Where's my cane? I just had it here.
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(GAGGING)
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You know what? Keep them.
A little gift from me to you.
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Bye, Kevin!
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(HONKS)
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Can we do hands in the middle again?
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Yes, we can, Patrick.
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But this time, there's one more
hand to go in the middle.
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Plankton?
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Hmm.
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(GASPS) Oh, no.
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(WHIMPERS)
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-Here you go, Krabs.
-Huh?
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She's all yours.
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This doesn't have
another insulting note in it, does it?
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No, that's the old me.
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The one who turned his back
on everything important
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just to have that formula all to himself.
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But I realize now that keeping
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something to myself is...
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Selfish.
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Especially when that something
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is the Krabby Patty.
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Okay, everybody, let's get back
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to Bikini Bottom and... (GASPS)
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Oh, no! I don't have the page!
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-Oh, no!
-(GASPS)
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SPONGEBOB: It must be
back on Pelican Island!
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Don't worry. I thought of everything.
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All right, SpongeBob, take us home.
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Thanks.
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-Squidward!
Oh, yeah.
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Come on, it's time to go back
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and open up The Krusty Krab!
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Are you out of your patty-flipping mind?
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I'll never leave this place!
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I mean, look at me. I'm a god!
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No, Squidward, you're a cashier.
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Wait a minute! What? No!
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Ready?
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Ready.
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(BARKING)
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We need a ride.
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Ooh! I've got a big one. You're welcome.
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(ALL PANTING)
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I can't believe it.
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My whole life I've wanted to see
a real live superbark.
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(CHUCKLING)
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You are legendary.
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(SIGHS)
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Mittens? If...
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If I don't chase bad guys,
then what am I?
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I mean, what...
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(SIGHS)
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Ah, don't worry about it.
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Being a regular dog is, like,
the greatest gig in the world. Okay?
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Look. I'm gonna let you in
on a little secret, okay?
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A little-known cat secret.
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You know why we hate dogs?
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'Cause we wanna be dogs.
We have dog complexes.
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But what do dogs do?
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Slobber, sleep,
chase tails, chew shoes.
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You don't exactly need
a master's degree.
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You know,
most dogs live in a place like this,
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and, well, I don't know.
They do things like...
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Out of this? But... But...
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And this is your dog bowl.
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-What is?
-This. The entire floor.
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"It hits the ground,
it goes to the hound."
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How cool is that?
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(SIGHS) And on cold nights,
this and a ball of yarn...
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(SCOFFS)
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It doesn't get better than that.
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You... You seem to know a lot
about these places.
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Yeah, I did my time in one of these,
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but I'm more of an alley cat at heart,
you know?
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Sprung out first chance I got.
Never looked back.
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Hmm.
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RHINO: (ECHOING)
Rhino is awesome! He's so awesome!
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He's... He's beyond awesome!
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He... He's be-awesome!
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(LAUGHING)
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He's...
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I... I am be-awesome.
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(CHUCKLES)
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(SNIFFING)
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Mmm.
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Hmm!
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I think it's about time I introduced you
to the regular dog piece de resistance.
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Go ahead. Stick your head out.
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-Why?
-Just do it.
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(WHOOPING)
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This... This is awesome!
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And stick your tongue out.
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(LAUGHING)
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This is totally awesome!
Why don't you try it?
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No, thanks. It's really a dog thing.
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(WHOOPING)
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(BARKING AT THE MOON PLAYING)
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I have got so much to give
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I swear I do
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I may not have nine lives
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But this one feels brand-new
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Yes, I've lived a good one
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I have tried to be true
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There are some things I never realized
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Till I met you
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How the wind feels on my cheeks
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When I'm barking at the moon
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There is no home
like the one you've got
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'Cause that home belongs to you
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Here I come
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Back to you
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There is no home
like the one you've got
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'Cause that home belongs to you
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Well, I was in trouble bad
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I was so confused
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I may not see in color, babe
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But I sure can feel blue
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I have been a lot of things
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They may not all be true
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My experience was so mysterious
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Till I met you
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Now the sun will rise in the east
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But I'm barking at the moon
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There is no home
like the one you've got
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'Cause that home belongs to you
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Here I come
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Back to you
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There is no home
like the one you've got
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'Cause that home belongs to you
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There is no home
like the one you've got
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'Cause that home belongs to you
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There is no home
like the one you've got
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'Cause that home belongs to you
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(RHINO SNORING)
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Hey. Hey, Bolt. Wake up.
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Come on. I've got a surprise for you.
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Okay, okay. No peeking.
All right, now, open them.
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(MITTENS CHUCKLES)
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-Bask in the glow, baby.
-I...
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Just let me give you the grand tour.
Okay?
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This one, this one's mine,
and this one is all yours.
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Mittens, I...
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I found this really soft pillow thing
for you.
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And get this. I found some Styrofoam,
and I stuffed it inside,
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which I thought was both
kind of creative and ironic.
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You know what I mean?
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-Mittens, I don't think that...
-Ooh! Ooh!
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Check it out. Total privacy,
and completely soundproof.
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Yeah, well, I don't think that I...
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Okay, I lied. It's not soundproof.
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-But you know...
-Mittens, I can't stay here.
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What?
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We're one waffle away from Penny.
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You're still going back to her?
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Mittens, she's my person.
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Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Ear, ear.
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Look at me, Bolt. I'm real.
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Now, how about this? Is that real?
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Does this look real to you? Or that?
Is that real? Or that?
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How about that, Bolt? She's an actress.
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She's just pretending.
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Not Penny.
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There is no Penny. She's fake.
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No, you're wrong. She loves me.
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No, no, Bolt.
That's what they do, okay?
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They act like they love you.
They act like they'll be there forever,
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and then one day they'll pack up
all their stuff and move away
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and take their love with them,
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and leave their declawed cat behind
to fend for herself!
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(EXHALES)
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They leave her wondering
what she did wrong.
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I...
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(SIGHS)
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I'm sorry, Mittens,
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but Penny is different.
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Then go.
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-Mittens, I...
-Get out of here, Bolt.
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I never should've taken pity on you.
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-Mittens...
-Just get out of here, Bolt!
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You take care, Mittens.
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JACK'S SISTER: Jack?
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Jack!
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Oh!
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Jack!
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JACK'S MOTHER: Come on, Jack,
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you can't have fun all the time.
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Jack, get down from there.
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GIRL: Jack!
BOY: You're funny, Jack.
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-JACK'S MOTHER: Be careful.
-(LAUGHS)
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We will.
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It's okay. It's okay.
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Don't look down. Just look at me.
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Jack.
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I'm scared.
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I know. I know.
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But you're gonna be all right.
You're not gonna fall in.
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We're gonna have a little fun instead!
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No, we're not!
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Would I trick you?
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Yes! You always play tricks!
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JACK: (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
All right.
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(STAMMERS) Well, not this time.
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I promise, I promise. You're gonna be...
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You're gonna be fine.
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You have to believe in me.
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You want to play a game?
We're gonna play hopscotch!
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Like we play every day.
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It's as easy as
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one...
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Whoa!
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-Two.
-(LAUGHS)
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Three!
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All right.
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Now it's your turn.
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-One...
-(GASPS)
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That's it, that's it.
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Two.
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Three!
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(GRUNTS)
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(LAUGHS)
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-Whoa!
-(GASPS)
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Jack!
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(GASPS)
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(SIGHS)
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Did you see... Did you see that?
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(LAUGHS)
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(STAMMERING) It was me!
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I had a family! I had a sister!
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I saved her!
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That's why you chose me.
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I'm a Guardian.
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(BABY TOOTH SQUEAKS)
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We have to get out of here.
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Okay.
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(GROANS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(WHOOPING)
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Come on, Baby Tooth, I owe you one!
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Come on! Let's go!
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(FAIRIES SQUEAKING)
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What's wrong?
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None of you can fly?
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The lights.
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(RHINO GROANING)
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That meat lover's pizza
is not loving me back at all.
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Hey there, Rhino.
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(YAWNING) Morning, cat.
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Where's Bolt?
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He's...
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He's gone.
_________________________________
Bolt left?
_________________________________
Yeah, but he instructed me to tell you
_________________________________
that he had to face
the Green-Eyed Man alone.
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
-Where are you going?
-To Bolt.
_________________________________
But he doesn't need us anymore.
_________________________________
Trust me,
I've seen it a million times before.
_________________________________
In the cold, dark night before the battle,
_________________________________
when the steely fangs of evil
are sharpened and poised to strike,
_________________________________
the hero must go
and face his greatest challenge alone.
_________________________________
But if Bolt's taught me anything,
_________________________________
it's that you never abandon a friend
in a time of need.
_________________________________
When your teammate's in trouble,
you go.
_________________________________
Whether they ask or not, you go,
_________________________________
not knowing if you're coming back
dead or alive...
_________________________________
He went the other way.
_________________________________
RHINO: You go!
_________________________________
Knowing how deep the shrapnel's
going to pierce your hide, you go.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(HARMONICA PLAYING)
_________________________________
-(SNARLING)
-(RAMSEY LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Aren't you the cutest?
_________________________________
You and that critter
showed real grit today.
_________________________________
We could use that critter.
How about we trade?
_________________________________
I'll give you my harmonica for him.
_________________________________
Thanks, but Spot ain't for trading.
_________________________________
Come here, Spot. Come here.
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(WHISTLES) Your loss.
_________________________________
That's a good one.
Gonna scar up real good.
_________________________________
That's nothing. Look at this!
I run into 15 outlaw stegos.
_________________________________
They're all bigger than me
and meaner than me.
_________________________________
What happened?
_________________________________
Fought 'em off, of course.
Was winning, too.
_________________________________
Then one gets his dang spikey tail
stuck in my foot and pulls!
_________________________________
-Whoa.
-Still can't feel my toes.
_________________________________
(BLOWS AIR)
_________________________________
-(COUGHS)
-RAMSEY: Which comes in handy
_________________________________
when you're kicking piles of bull...
_________________________________
She's jealous.
_________________________________
Jealous? Ha!
_________________________________
Once a stampede of longhorns
was coming right at me,
_________________________________
but my tail was stuck
between a rock and a hard place.
_________________________________
I was dead for sure.
So I chewed the dang thing off!
_________________________________
NASH: Who does that?
_________________________________
-Nobody does that!
-(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________
You're crazy!
_________________________________
I'm surprised you don't have one
right across your face.
_________________________________
Butch, how'd you get your scar?
_________________________________
I don't know
if you're ready for that story.
_________________________________
I can take it.
_________________________________
-Oh, yeah. You got to tell him, Pa!
-That's a good one!
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________
(COUGHS)
_________________________________
It was 100 degrees in the shade.
_________________________________
I walked for five days with no water.
_________________________________
Then I saw it. A pretty pond.
_________________________________
I bent down to take a drink,
_________________________________
when these crocs
launched out of the water.
_________________________________
One croc bit me on the face.
_________________________________
Ain't no way I wasn't its supper
except for one thing,
_________________________________
I wasn't ready for dying that day.
_________________________________
I bit one croc in half,
tail-whipped the other,
_________________________________
and the last one...
_________________________________
Well, I drowned that croc
in my own blood.
_________________________________
-Whoa.
-BOTH: Dang!
_________________________________
Ooh! Look, look,
gives me little goosies every time.
_________________________________
I love that story!
_________________________________
(GASPS) Show him your souvenir.
_________________________________
Ain't that just too good?
_________________________________
-Can I touch it this time?
-No.
_________________________________
Huh. You guys would have
liked my poppa.
_________________________________
He wasn't scared of anything.
_________________________________
(SIGHS) I'm done being scared.
_________________________________
Who said I'm not scared?
_________________________________
But you took on a croc!
_________________________________
And I was scared doing it.
_________________________________
If you ain't scared of a croc
biting you on the face,
_________________________________
you ain't alive. Listen, kid,
_________________________________
you can't get rid of fear.
It's like Mother Nature,
_________________________________
you can't beat her or outrun her,
but you can get through it.
_________________________________
You can find out what you're made of.
_________________________________
The first snow.
_________________________________
It's early this year.
_________________________________
And I got to get home to Momma.
_________________________________
We'll get you to that watering hole.
_________________________________
A deal's a deal. At first light, we ride.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
Do you know
what you would like this evening, sir?
_________________________________
Yes, I think I do.
_________________________________
After reading a lot of overheated
puffery about your new cook,
_________________________________
you know what I'm craving?
_________________________________
A little perspective.
_________________________________
That's it. I'd like some fresh, clear,
well seasoned perspective.
_________________________________
Can you suggest
a good wine to go with that?
_________________________________
-With what, sir?
-Perspective. Fresh out, I take it?
_________________________________
I am...
_________________________________
Very well.
Since you're all out of perspective
_________________________________
and no one else
seems to have it in this bloody town,
_________________________________
I'll make you a deal.
_________________________________
You provide the food,
I'll provide the perspective.
_________________________________
Which would go nicely
with a bottle of Cheval Blanc 1947.
_________________________________
I'm afraid I...
_________________________________
Your dinner selection?
_________________________________
Tell your Chef Linguini that I want
whatever he dares to serve me.
_________________________________
Tell him to hit me with his best shot.
_________________________________
I will have whatever he is having.
_________________________________
-So, we have given up.
-Why do you say that?
_________________________________
We are in a cage inside the car trunk
_________________________________
awaiting a future
in frozen food products.
_________________________________
No, I'm the one in a cage. I've given up.
_________________________________
You are free.
_________________________________
I am only as free
as you imagine me to be.
_________________________________
As you are.
_________________________________
Oh, please. I'm sick of pretending.
I pretend to be a rat for my father.
_________________________________
I pretend to be a human
through Linguini.
_________________________________
I pretend you exist
so I have someone to talk to!
_________________________________
You only tell me stuff I already know!
_________________________________
I know who I am!
Why do I need you to tell me?
_________________________________
Why do I need to pretend?
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
But you don't, Remy.
_________________________________
You never did.
_________________________________
(CRASHING)
_________________________________
No. My other left!
_________________________________
REMY: (MUFFLED)
Dad? Dad, I'm in here!
_________________________________
I'm inside the trunk! What the...
_________________________________
Dad!
_________________________________
-Hey, little brother!
-Emile!
_________________________________
I love you guys!
_________________________________
Where are you going?
_________________________________
Back to the restaurant.
They'll fail without me.
_________________________________
-Why do you care?
-Because I'm a cook!
_________________________________
(STAFF CLAMORING)
_________________________________
It's your recipe.
_________________________________
How can you not know
your own recipe?
_________________________________
I didn't write it down. It just came to me.
_________________________________
Then make it come to you again, ja?
Because we can't serve this!
_________________________________
Where's my order?
_________________________________
Can't we serve something else?
Something I didn't invent?
_________________________________
This is what they're ordering.
_________________________________
Make them order something else.
Tell them we're all out.
_________________________________
We cannot be all out. We just opened.
_________________________________
I have another idea.
What if we serve them what they order!
_________________________________
We will make it.
Just tell us what you did.
_________________________________
I don't know what I did.
_________________________________
We need to tell
the customers something.
_________________________________
Then tell them... Tell them...
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
-Don't do it.
-Remy. Remy.
_________________________________
EMILE: Don't! Stop!
They'll see you. Stop.
_________________________________
We're not talking about me.
We're talking about what to do right...
_________________________________
Rats!
_________________________________
-Remy!
-Get my knife.
_________________________________
Don't touch him!
_________________________________
(WHISPERING)
Thanks for coming back, Little Chef.
_________________________________
I know this sounds insane, but...
_________________________________
Well,
the truth sounds insane sometimes.
_________________________________
But that doesn't mean it's not
_________________________________
(STAMMERING) the truth.
_________________________________
And the truth is, I have no talent at all.
_________________________________
But this rat,
he's the one behind these recipes.
_________________________________
He's the cook. The real cook.
He's been hiding under my toque.
_________________________________
He's been controlling my actions.
_________________________________
(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________
He's the reason I can cook the food
that's exciting everyone.
_________________________________
The reason Ego is outside that door.
_________________________________
You've been giving me credit
for his gift.
_________________________________
I know it's a hard thing to believe.
_________________________________
But, hey, you believed I could cook,
right?
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Look, this works.
It's crazy, but it works.
_________________________________
We can be
the greatest restaurant in Paris,
_________________________________
and this rat, this brilliant Little Chef,
can lead us there.
_________________________________
What do you say? You with me?
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
(MOTORCYCLE STARTING)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
(HORN BLARING)
_________________________________
(TIRES SKIDDING)
_________________________________
(HORNS HONKING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Olympus Coliseum
_________________________________
_________________________________
All right. Get moving! Get going.
Move your abdomens, now!
_________________________________
FLIK: They're rounding everyone up.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Hey! Turn your butt off.
_________________________________
Hey, guys!
Get me out of this thing, will you?
_________________________________
I promise to start thinking
about paying you.
_________________________________
Hey! Wait, wait! Okay, I'll pay you!
I'll pay you!
_________________________________
FLIK: Oh, no!
They've finished collecting the food.
_________________________________
We've got to get the queen now.
_________________________________
Once she's safe,
we move on Gypsy's signal.
_________________________________
(RUSTLING)
_________________________________
(GASPS) Someone's coming!
_________________________________
Hello, kids!
_________________________________
Ready to make
some grasshoppers cry?
_________________________________
It's payback time, Blueberry-style.
_________________________________
-Blueberries rock!
-All right!
_________________________________
(DRUM ROLL)
_________________________________
SLIM: Ladies and gentlebugs!
Larvae of all stages!
_________________________________
Rub your legs together
for the world's greatest bug circus!
_________________________________
Wait a minute!
_________________________________
-I think I'm going to wet myself.
-Steady.
_________________________________
-What's going on here?
-Well...
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Yes.
_________________________________
We were invited by Princess Atta
_________________________________
as a surprise for your arrival.
_________________________________
Squish them.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
_________________________________
-Now that's funny.
-That is funny.
_________________________________
I guess we could use
a little entertainment.
_________________________________
Looks like you did
something right for once, princess.
_________________________________
On with the show!
_________________________________
The circus, the circus
I love the circus
_________________________________
...all gone! Baby wants pie!
_________________________________
Pie? He asked for it.
Should I give it to him?
_________________________________
Yeah! Give him pie! Give him pie!
_________________________________
-Yeah!
-Thank you, gentlemen.
_________________________________
Always an intellectual treat.
_________________________________
How many roaches does it take
to screw in a light bulb?
_________________________________
Can't tell. As soon as the light
goes on, they scatter!
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
-Almost there.
-From the most mysterious regions
_________________________________
of uncharted Asia,
_________________________________
-I give you the Chinese Cabinet...
-FLIK: Come on, girls. Quick. Quick.
_________________________________
...of Metamorphosis!
_________________________________
Utilizing psychic vibrations,
_________________________________
-I shall select the perfect volunteer.
-Pick me!
_________________________________
No! Come on.
I'm asking you with my brain.
_________________________________
-Aha! Why, Your Majesty!
-Me?
_________________________________
No, no. Thumper, down. Let her go.
_________________________________
Maybe he'll saw her in half.
_________________________________
As you ascend the dung beetle
to the unknown,
_________________________________
put your trust in the mysteries
_________________________________
that are beyond
mere mortal comprehension.
_________________________________
This is gonna be good!
_________________________________
-Blueberries ready?
-ALL: Ready.
_________________________________
Ready!
_________________________________
I call upon the ancient Szechuan spirits
_________________________________
to inhabit the body of our volunteer!
_________________________________
No, no.
Just stay in there, Your Majesty.
_________________________________
Transformation.
_________________________________
Transformation!
_________________________________
Wow. Manny's getting good.
_________________________________
-(GASPS) Not now.
-If it rains,
_________________________________
that bird'll get ripped to shreds!
_________________________________
MANNY: And now, insectus
_________________________________
transformitus!
_________________________________
(ALL EXCLAIM)
_________________________________
Pretty!
_________________________________
(APPLAUSE)
_________________________________
Thank you, thank you.
_________________________________
-Thank you.
-That's the signal. That's the signal!
_________________________________
This is it, girls. Get ready to roll.
_________________________________
-It's stuck!
-That was amazing!
_________________________________
I have no... How did they do that?
I have no idea where she went.
_________________________________
-Thank you. Thank you, thank you.
-More! More!
_________________________________
-More! More! More!
-Wait!
_________________________________
-Where is she?
-Well, now... Actually...
_________________________________
I'm sorry.
A magician never reveals his secrets.
_________________________________
That's very true, Hoppy.
_________________________________
I mean, where would the mystery be
if we all knew how it was...
_________________________________
-Shutting up.
-You can do it!
_________________________________
-You've got to make it work!
-Hey!
_________________________________
Yo, hey, how're you doin',
everybody, yeah.
_________________________________
Got a minute? Hades, Lord
of the Dead. Nice to see you.
_________________________________
Hey, guess what?
_________________________________
I've got a place for you down under!
_________________________________
I said, where is she?
_________________________________
Hold on!
_________________________________
(CAWING)
_________________________________
Bird! It's a bird!
_________________________________
Yes!
_________________________________
-Let's get out of here! Go!
-Go!
_________________________________
Don't let it get me! Don't let it get me!
_________________________________
Help me!
_________________________________
Up, down, up, down. And turn!
_________________________________
(SCREECHING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
My eye! Help me!
_________________________________
Boysenberry.
_________________________________
No, no, no, no, no!
_________________________________
Oh, the pain!
_________________________________
There goes my magic act!
_________________________________
-Flaming Death!
-No! P.T.!
_________________________________
A direct hit!
_________________________________
(FLAMES CRACKLING)
_________________________________
Flik! Flik! Help us!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
HADES: Oh! Hey, kid,
what are you doing? Stop!
_________________________________
Hey, guys! Get away from me!
Come on! Come on!
_________________________________
(GASPS) Dot!
_________________________________
Okay! Everyone out! Hurry!
_________________________________
Where's Dot? Has anyone seen Dot?
_________________________________
Whose idea was this?
_________________________________
Was it yours, princess?
_________________________________
Just get behind me, girls. It'll be okay.
_________________________________
FLIK: Leave her alone, Hopper.
_________________________________
The bird was my idea.
I'm the one you want.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(THUDDING)
_________________________________
Where do you get the gall
to do this to me?
_________________________________
You were...
You were gonna squish the queen.
_________________________________
It's true.
_________________________________
I hate it when someone
gives away the ending.
_________________________________
You piece of dirt! No, I'm wrong.
_________________________________
You're lower than dirt. You're an ant!
_________________________________
Let this be a lesson to all you ants.
_________________________________
Ideas are very dangerous things.
_________________________________
You are mindless, soil-shoving losers,
_________________________________
put on this earth to serve us!
_________________________________
FLIK: (WEAKLY) You're wrong, Hopper.
_________________________________
Ants are not meant
to serve grasshoppers!
_________________________________
I've seen these ants do great things.
_________________________________
And year after year,
they somehow manage
_________________________________
to pick food for themselves and you.
_________________________________
So who is the weaker species?
_________________________________
Ants don't serve grasshoppers.
_________________________________
It's you who need us.
_________________________________
(ANTS MURMURING)
_________________________________
We're a lot stronger
than you say we are.
_________________________________
And you know it, don't you?
_________________________________
Well, princess!
_________________________________
Hopper? I hate to interrupt, but...
_________________________________
You ants stay back!
_________________________________
-Oh, this was such a bad idea!
-You see, Hopper,
_________________________________
nature has a certain order.
_________________________________
The ants pick the food,
the ants keep the food
_________________________________
and the grasshoppers leave!
_________________________________
-I'm so proud of you, Flik!
-Charge-a!
_________________________________
HOPPER: Where are you going?
They're just ants!
_________________________________
No! Bad grasshopper!
Bad grasshopper! Go home!
_________________________________
(YELPS)
_________________________________
-Yeah!
-HOPPER: Come back here,
_________________________________
you cowards! Don't leave!
_________________________________
-To the cannon!
-ALL: To the cannon!
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
Happy landings, Hopper!
_________________________________
(THUNDERCLAP)
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
Rain!
_________________________________
-Flik!
-Quick! After them!
_________________________________
Slim!
_________________________________
SLIM: Francis! Francis!
Francis, I'm stuck!
_________________________________
-Where are you?
-I'm over here!
_________________________________
-Where?
-Here!
_________________________________
I'm the only stick with eyeballs!
_________________________________
-Help! Help! Help!
-Get him!
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
_________________________________
-Go that way!
-But the anthill's...
_________________________________
I've got an idea!
_________________________________
-Flik!
-Come on!
_________________________________
There!
_________________________________
Come on! We've got to hide!
_________________________________
No matter what happens, stay down!
_________________________________
Flik, no! What are you doing?
_________________________________
-Hopper!
-You think it's over?
_________________________________
No, no, no. No, I can explain.
_________________________________
All your little stunt did
was buy them time!
_________________________________
-No, please! Please, Hopper!
-I'll get more grasshoppers
_________________________________
and be back next season,
_________________________________
but you won't!
_________________________________
(CHIRPING)
_________________________________
Well, what's this?
Another one of your little bird tricks?
_________________________________
-Yep.
-Are there a bunch of little girls
_________________________________
in this one, too? Hello, girls!
_________________________________
No! No! No, no, no, no!
_________________________________
No! No!
_________________________________
Oh, no!
_________________________________
Oh, no! No, no, no!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(CHIRPING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
Dad.
_________________________________
Dad, I don't know what to say.
_________________________________
I was wrong about your friend
and about you.
_________________________________
I don't want you to think
I'm choosing this over family.
_________________________________
I can't choose
between two halves of myself.
_________________________________
I'm not talking about cooking.
I'm talking about guts.
_________________________________
This really means that much to you?
_________________________________
(WHISTLES)
_________________________________
(ALL CHATTERING)
_________________________________
We're not cooks, but we are family.
_________________________________
You tell us what to do,
and we'll get it done.
_________________________________
-Stop that health inspector!
-Delta Team, go, go, go, go!
_________________________________
The rest of you stay and help Remy.
_________________________________
(ELECTRIC ENGINE WHIRRING)
_________________________________
(ENGINE STARTS)
_________________________________
Team three will be handling fish.
Team four, roasted items.
_________________________________
Team five, grill. Team six, sauces.
Get to your stations. Let's go, go, go!
_________________________________
Those handling food
will walk on two legs.
_________________________________
We need someone to wait tables.
_________________________________
I'm sorry for any delay,
but we're a little short tonight.
_________________________________
Please, take all of the time you need.
_________________________________
He came in late one more time
and all of a sudden he...
_________________________________
REMY: Make sure that steak
is nice and tenderized.
_________________________________
Work it. Yeah. Stick and move.
Stick and move.
_________________________________
Easy with that sole meuniere.
Less salt. More butter.
_________________________________
Only use the mimolette cheese.
_________________________________
Whoa! Compose the salad
like you were painting a picture.
_________________________________
Not too much vinaigrette
on that salade composee.
_________________________________
Don't let that beurre blanc separate.
Keep whisking.
_________________________________
Gently poach the scallops.
Taste check. Spoons down.
_________________________________
Good. Too much salt. Good.
_________________________________
Don't boil the consommé,
it'll toughen the pheasant. Emile!
_________________________________
Sorry.
_________________________________
Colette, wait! Colette.
_________________________________
-You came back. Colette...
-Don't say a word.
_________________________________
If I think about it,
I might change my mind.
_________________________________
Just tell me what the rat wants to cook.
_________________________________
Ratatouille? It's a peasant dish.
_________________________________
Are you sure
you want to serve this to Ego?
_________________________________
(DISHWARE SHATTERING)
_________________________________
(MUFFLED EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________
What? I am making ratatouille.
_________________________________
(SCOFFS)
_________________________________
Well, how would you prepare it?
_________________________________
Ratatouille? They must be joking.
_________________________________
(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
(SNIFFLING)
_________________________________
(THUDDING)
_________________________________
Mmm.
_________________________________
No, it can't be.
_________________________________
Who cooked the ratatouille?
I demand to know!
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
(CLATTERING)
_________________________________
(MUFFLED GROANING)
_________________________________
I can't remember the last time
_________________________________
I asked a waiter
to give my compliments to the chef.
_________________________________
And now I find myself
in the extraordinary position
_________________________________
of having my waiter be the chef.
_________________________________
Thanks, but I'm just your waiter tonight.
_________________________________
Then who do I thank for the meal?
_________________________________
Excuse me a minute.
_________________________________
(MUFFLED ARGUING)
_________________________________
You must be the chef...
_________________________________
If you wish to meet the chef,
you will have to wait
_________________________________
until all the other customer have gone.
_________________________________
So be it.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Let's go!
-Yah!
_________________________________
Hey, kid, head 'em off
before those longhorns split.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(TAIL LASHING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Yah!
_________________________________
There it is!
_________________________________
Clawtooth Mountain! There's home!
_________________________________
BOTH: Whoo-whee!
_________________________________
We've got to drive this herd
down south.
_________________________________
You hurry on back to your momma.
And don't stop for nothing!
_________________________________
Thanks! I sure appreciate you
looking out for me!
_________________________________
You'll be all right. You're one tough kid.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(BOTH HOWLING)
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
SPOT: Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________
(SPOT LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(SPOT LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Whoo!
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
Whoa.
_________________________________
Wow.
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
It's so close. We're almost there, Spot!
_________________________________
(HOWLING)
_________________________________
(HOWLING)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
(HOWLING IN DISTANCE)
_________________________________
(HOWLING)
_________________________________
(HOWLING IN DISTANCE)
_________________________________
(SNIFFS)
_________________________________
We need to get home.
_________________________________
ARLO: You're gonna love it, Spot.
_________________________________
You'll have a warm place to sleep.
Right next to me.
_________________________________
And all the corn you can eat.
_________________________________
There's lots of space to run around.
_________________________________
It'll be your farm, too.
_________________________________
We'll all look after it together.
_________________________________
I can't.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(LAUGHTER)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(SCREECHING)
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________
-(THUNDER CRASHING)
-(SCREECHING)
_________________________________
(ARLO GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
Spot!
_________________________________
(SCREECHING)
_________________________________
Spot!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Spot!
_________________________________
(SPOT HOWLING)
_________________________________
(SOBBING) No! Spot!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
Poppa?
_________________________________
Poppa?
_________________________________
You're alive?
_________________________________
(STUTTERING)
I can't believe it. It's you.
_________________________________
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
_________________________________
My friend! Spot!
_________________________________
He helped me and now he's in trouble.
_________________________________
We have to go back.
_________________________________
Poppa, stop.
_________________________________
Stop!
_________________________________
Poppa?
_________________________________
You're not here.
_________________________________
I'm scared.
_________________________________
But Spot needs me.
_________________________________
I blamed him for what happened to you,
but it wasn't his fault.
_________________________________
So I got to go help him.
_________________________________
(SNIFFLES)
_________________________________
Because I love him.
_________________________________
I knew you had it in you.
_________________________________
You're me and more.
_________________________________
Now go take care of that critter.
_________________________________
(CREAKING)
_________________________________
(STRAINING)
_________________________________
(HOWLING)
_________________________________
(HOWLING)
_________________________________
(HOWLING)
_________________________________
(SPOT HOWLING)
_________________________________
(SPOT HOWLING)
_________________________________
-Back off!
-(BARKING)
_________________________________
Well, look who got relevated.
_________________________________
(SCREECHING)
_________________________________
-(GRUNTS)
-(SPOT SHOUTING)
_________________________________
-Go get him.
-(SCREECHING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(PTERODACTYLS LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Spot.
_________________________________
(WAILING)
_________________________________
Spot!
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(CACKLING)
_________________________________
-(ARLO GRUNTS)
-(TREE CREAKING)
_________________________________
(SPOT WAILING)
_________________________________
The storm provides.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(ROARING)
_________________________________
(GROWLS)
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(RUMBLING IN DISTANCE)
_________________________________
Spot!
_________________________________
Spot!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(MUFFLED SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(GASPS) Spot!
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(ARLO GASPS)
_________________________________
(MUFFLED SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(PANTS AND GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(BLOWS AIR SOFTLY)
_________________________________
(COUGHING)
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
We're home, Spot.
_________________________________
(HOWLING IN DISTANCE)
_________________________________
(HOWLING)
_________________________________
(SPOT SNIFFING)
_________________________________
(SNIFFS)
_________________________________
(SNIFFS)
_________________________________
(SNIFFING)
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
(HOWLING)
_________________________________
(HOWLING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(HADES YELLING)
_________________________________
We were so close!
_________________________________
So close.
_________________________________
We tripped at the finish line. Why?
_________________________________
Because our little nut, Meg,
has to go all noble.
_________________________________
(RUMBLING)
_________________________________
-Where's Meg?
-Oh, look who's here.
_________________________________
Wonderboy, you are too much.
_________________________________
-Let her go.
-Get a grip.
_________________________________
Come here, come here.
Let me show you around.
_________________________________
Hmph. Well, well.
It's a small underworld after all. Huh?
_________________________________
Meg! Ahhh!
_________________________________
No, no, no. Mustn't touch.
_________________________________
You see, Meg's
running with a new crowd these days.
_________________________________
And not a very lively one, at that.
_________________________________
You like making deals.
Take me in Meg's place.
_________________________________
Well. The son of my hated rival
trapped forever in a river of death.
_________________________________
-Going once.
-Is there a downside to this?
_________________________________
-Going twice!
-Okay, okay, okay, okay.
_________________________________
You get her out. She goes, you stay.
_________________________________
You know what slipped my mind?
_________________________________
You'll be dead
before you can get to her.
_________________________________
That's not a problem, is it?
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
What's the matter with these scissors?
_________________________________
The thread won't cut.
_________________________________
This is... This is impossible!
_________________________________
You can't be alive! You'd have to be a...
_________________________________
-A god?
-A god?
_________________________________
(YELLING)
_________________________________
Hercules, stop!
You can't do this to me. You can't...
_________________________________
(MUFFLED) Fine. Okay. Listen.
_________________________________
Okay. Well, I deserved that.
Herc, Herc, Herc. Can we talk?
_________________________________
Your dad, he's a fun guy, right?
_________________________________
So maybe you could
put in a word with him,
_________________________________
and he'd kinda blow this
whole thing off, you know?
_________________________________
Meg, Meg, talk to him.
A little schmooze...
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Eww! Get away from me!
Don't touch me!
_________________________________
Get your slimy souls off me!
_________________________________
He's not gonna be happy
when he gets outta there.
_________________________________
You mean, if he gets outta there.
_________________________________
-If. If is good.
-HADES: Taxi!
_________________________________
I don't feel so good. I feel a little...
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
JONNY QUEST: (ON TV)
Look, a robot.
_________________________________
It's taking off.
_________________________________
DR. GUEST: I'm not getting
a reading yet.
_________________________________
RACE: Press "fire"?
DR. QUEST: Now.
_________________________________
(MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)
_________________________________
More power.
_________________________________
JONNY QUEST: Oh, I hope
it works, Dad.
_________________________________
I thought it was best
to just let you sleep.
_________________________________
Seventeen hours.
_________________________________
-How do you feel?
-(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Super.
_________________________________
-You got it, Dad!
-Hurray!
_________________________________
BOB: I can't tell you
how much I appreciate
_________________________________
you watching Jack-Jack for me, E.
_________________________________
Yes, I'm sure your gratitude
is quite inexpressible.
_________________________________
Don't ask me to do it again, darling.
_________________________________
My rates are far too high.
_________________________________
Oh, uh...
_________________________________
I am joking, Robert,
I enjoyed the assignment.
_________________________________
He is bright and I am stimulating.
_________________________________
We deserve each other.
_________________________________
You child is a polymorph.
_________________________________
Like all babies,
he has enormous potential.
_________________________________
It's not unknown for supers
_________________________________
to have more than one power
when young...
_________________________________
-but this little one has many.
-(BABBLING)
_________________________________
Yes, you have many powers?
_________________________________
(BABBLING)
_________________________________
EDNA: I understand your lack of sleep
_________________________________
and coherency, Robert.
_________________________________
Babies can be anything,
_________________________________
and your child is no exception.
_________________________________
He has pure,
unlimited potential, Robert.
_________________________________
He slept while I worked
in a creative fever.
_________________________________
Auntie Edna has stayed up all night...
_________________________________
making sure you look fabulous
in your many forms.
_________________________________
What are you...
You're putting him in the...
_________________________________
In the chamber, Robert.
_________________________________
He is part of the demonstration
_________________________________
and will be fine.
_________________________________
Your challenge is to manage a baby
_________________________________
who has multiple powers...
_________________________________
and no control over them, yes?
_________________________________
Huh. That sums it up.
_________________________________
I often work to music
_________________________________
and I noticed the baby
responds to it as well.
_________________________________
Specifically, Mozart.
_________________________________
-(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
-I blended Kevlar
_________________________________
with carbyne
for durability under duress...
_________________________________
and cotton for comfort.
_________________________________
Interwoven with these fabrics
are a mesh of tiny sensors...
_________________________________
that monitor the baby's
physical properties.
_________________________________
Oh, Lord! (STAMMERS)
What is he doing?
_________________________________
Well, it's Mozart, Robert.
Can you blame him?
_________________________________
The important thing is that
the suit and tracker...
_________________________________
anticipated the change and alerted you.
_________________________________
Oh, no. Cookies.
I gotta get cookies!
_________________________________
You do not need cookies.
_________________________________
As I learned quite painfully last night...
_________________________________
any solution involving cookies
_________________________________
will inevitably result in the demon baby.
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________
"Combustion imminent"?
_________________________________
What does that mean? (YELPS)
_________________________________
It means fire, Robert,
_________________________________
for which the suit has countermeasures.
_________________________________
I suggest you extinguish
the baby's flames
_________________________________
before he trips the sprinkler system.
_________________________________
-(BOB EXHALES)
-The flame retardant
_________________________________
is blackberry lavender,
darling.
_________________________________
Effective, edible,
and delicious.
_________________________________
Well, what do you know?
That is useful.
_________________________________
Although I have doubtlessly
exceeded your expectations
_________________________________
for a single night's work...
_________________________________
the suit and device contain
_________________________________
a few more features we need to discuss.
_________________________________
Thanks again, E,
for everything.
_________________________________
How much do I owe you for...
_________________________________
Pish-posh, darling. Your bill
will be covered by my fee...
_________________________________
for being Mr. Incredible,
Elastigirl,
_________________________________
and Frozone's exclusive designer...
_________________________________
throughout the known universe
and until the end of time.
_________________________________
But babysitting this one...
_________________________________
I do for free, darling.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hey... (SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
After all you put me through
you expect me to help you just like that?
_________________________________
Just like that?
_________________________________
Ih.
_________________________________
Fine.
_________________________________
Fine? You're doing what he says?
_________________________________
Uh, he's very persuasive.
_________________________________
Persuasive?
What exactly are we doing?
_________________________________
-Rescue.
-We're going to get Lilo?
_________________________________
Ih.
_________________________________
(ENGINE RUMBLING)
_________________________________
Oh, good! I was hoping to add theft,
endangerment
_________________________________
and insanity to my list of things
I did today.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) You, too?
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
GOOFY: Gawrsh, is that all
that's left of the worlds
_________________________________
taken by the Heartless?
_________________________________
Those worlds will be restored
if we beat Ansem, right?
_________________________________
You betcha.
_________________________________
But if we do beat him
_________________________________
and all these worlds become
restored and disconnected,
_________________________________
what's gonna happen to this place?
And to us?
_________________________________
Well, uh...
_________________________________
This is a Heartless world,
so maybe it'll just disappear.
_________________________________
BOTH: Huh?
_________________________________
But no worries.
_________________________________
Even if this place goes poof,
our hearts ain't goin' nowhere.
_________________________________
I'm sure we'll find our pals again.
_________________________________
Yup, I just know that we will.
_________________________________
Uh-huh.
_________________________________
Yeah, you're right.
_________________________________
I'll return this. I promise.
_________________________________
I wonder where that Ansem feller went?
_________________________________
Dive into the most dangerous
place and we'll find him!
_________________________________
_________________________________
BOLT: Penny.
_________________________________
BLAKE: No way. Wow. Bolt.
I'm a really big fan of yours, brother.
_________________________________
I'm Blake.
This is my writing partner, Tom.
_________________________________
-Tom, say what's up.
-What's up?
_________________________________
-Wow!
-Oh, no.
_________________________________
Oh. And this is our
personal assistant, Billy,
_________________________________
who was supposed
to wait up on the wire.
_________________________________
Bolt, I've admired you
for such a long time,
_________________________________
and there's something
I've always wanted to tell you
_________________________________
if I ever got a chance to meet you,
and now it's...
_________________________________
Okay, Billy, that was horrifying,
what you just did.
_________________________________
Why don't you make yourself useful.
_________________________________
Go get me some breadcrumbs,
whole grain. Go.
_________________________________
Whole wheat is not the same thing
as whole grain, Billy!
_________________________________
-Not the same, Billy.
-Do not come at me with whole wheat!
_________________________________
Or pumpernickel, Billy!
_________________________________
Okay, guys, but I really gotta get going.
_________________________________
I know. I know you're a busy dog,
but if you've got a second,
_________________________________
we'd love to pitch you an idea
for your show.
_________________________________
Tom's better at pitching.
I'll let him take it from here.
_________________________________
Tommy's got the spotlight.
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________
Wait for it.
_________________________________
-Aliens.
-Oh, snap!
_________________________________
-Aliens?
-Audiences love aliens.
_________________________________
-Holler back!
-It'll be huge, man. Huge.
_________________________________
You can't touch us.
_________________________________
Uh...
_________________________________
I love it. But I'll tell you what.
_________________________________
If you guys can help me find Penny,
that girl from the television show,
_________________________________
well, I'd love to hear more about
this aliens idea, but on the way.
_________________________________
We got a nibble.
_________________________________
Don't freak out.
This is how you blew it with Nemo.
_________________________________
TOM: We open, exterior, outer space,
late morning...
_________________________________
...a fiery comet to reveal Penny...
_________________________________
...faced by a man-eating squid!
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
And as the tractor beam is pulling
Penny towards the alien mother ship,
_________________________________
we fade to black.
_________________________________
And we have a great pop song
for the end credits.
_________________________________
Talk to your people.
We're ready to move on this.
_________________________________
BLAKE: He's so on board!
_________________________________
There it is!
_________________________________
The most terrifying place on Earth.
_________________________________
GUARD: Hello.
How are you doing today?
_________________________________
WOMAN: Hi. I'm here to see Joe Mateo.
_________________________________
At long last, we've arrived
at the belly of the beast.
_________________________________
The lair of the Green-Eyed Man!
_________________________________
Rhino! Hold up!
_________________________________
Hold up!
_________________________________
Why? What's the problem?
I'm pumped!
_________________________________
(SIGHS) Listen, this may be
really hard for you to understand,
_________________________________
but, you see, sometimes things
aren't what they seem to be.
_________________________________
I mean, sometimes, sometimes
you think something's really real
_________________________________
and it's not. And sometimes...
_________________________________
All of my training has prepared me
for this moment.
_________________________________
MITTENS: This is complicated.
_________________________________
Die! Die!
_________________________________
RHINO: Prepare yourself,
foul man-beast,
_________________________________
for I will beat your pancreas
with your spleen,
_________________________________
and then I will rip your liver
out of your...
_________________________________
(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
(MAN EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________
You're so cute with your little whiskers.
_________________________________
I had a hamster just like you
when I was a kid.
_________________________________
His name was Mr. Sparkles.
_________________________________
(TOY SQUEAKS)
_________________________________
PENNY: Bolt?
_________________________________
Bolt! You're okay!
_________________________________
You came back.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(BARKING)
_________________________________
Bolt, I thought I lost you.
_________________________________
You're my good boy.
_________________________________
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
_________________________________
(BARKING)
_________________________________
Good boy.
_________________________________
Okay, people. Let's move it
to stage seven and do it for real.
_________________________________
(SNIFFLING)
_________________________________
I miss him.
_________________________________
I know, honey. I do, too.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Huh?
-What's wrong?
_________________________________
Don't you hear something?
_________________________________
There!
_________________________________
VOICE: Careful. This is the last
haven you'll find here.
_________________________________
Beyond, there is no light to protect you.
_________________________________
But don't be afraid. Your heart
is the mightiest weapon of all.
_________________________________
Remember, you are the one who will
open the door to the light.
_________________________________
I don't hear anything.
_________________________________
Strange... That voice was so familiar.
_________________________________
Maybe it's just my imagination.
_________________________________
Maybe you'd better take a rest!
_________________________________
_________________________________
MAN: First positions, please.
_________________________________
Okay, hold still for me, sweetie.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh, my gosh!
_________________________________
-(BERNARD SIGHS)
-(SNORING)
_________________________________
(GULPS)
_________________________________
Uh... (CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________
Uh... Excuse me.
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________
Look, I've got a long way to go,
you're going to take me there,
_________________________________
and you're not going
to give me any trouble, right?
_________________________________
(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
Good.
_________________________________
Now, get!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
_________________________________
(PITCH LAUGHING)
_________________________________
You're all free to go!
_________________________________
We won't be needing
any Christmas toys this year,
_________________________________
thank you.
_________________________________
Nor ever again.
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
They're all going out.
_________________________________
Only six left.
_________________________________
Six precious children
_________________________________
who still believe in the Guardians
with all their hearts.
_________________________________
Make that
_________________________________
five.
_________________________________
Oh! (LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(IN SING-SONG VOICE) Four.
_________________________________
Three!
_________________________________
Two!
_________________________________
One.
_________________________________
Jamie.
_________________________________
Okay, look,
_________________________________
you and I are obviously
at what they call a crossroads.
_________________________________
So here's what's gonna happen.
_________________________________
If it wasn't a dream and if you are real
_________________________________
then you have to prove it, like, right now.
_________________________________
I've believed in you
for a long time, okay?
_________________________________
Like, my whole life, in fact.
_________________________________
So you kind of owe me now.
_________________________________
You don't have to do much.
Just a little sign so I know.
_________________________________
Anything.
_________________________________
Anything at all.
_________________________________
I knew it.
_________________________________
(CRACKLING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
He's real!
_________________________________
Whoa! (LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
Snow?
_________________________________
Jack Frost.
_________________________________
Did he just say...
_________________________________
Jack Frost?
_________________________________
He said it again. He said...
_________________________________
You said...
_________________________________
Jack Frost!
_________________________________
That's right!
_________________________________
But that's me! Jack Frost!
That's my name!
_________________________________
You said my name!
_________________________________
Wait. Can you hear me?
_________________________________
Can you...
_________________________________
Can you see me?
_________________________________
He sees me! He sees me!
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
-You just made it snow!
-I know!
_________________________________
-In my room!
-I know!
_________________________________
-You're real?
-Yeah!
_________________________________
Who do you think brings you
all the blizzards and the snow days?
_________________________________
And you remember when you went
flying on that sled the other day?
_________________________________
-That was you?
-That was me!
_________________________________
-Cool!
-Right?
_________________________________
But what about the Easter Bunny?
And the Tooth Fairy?
_________________________________
Real, real, real! Every one of us is real.
_________________________________
I knew it!
_________________________________
JAMIE'S MOM:
Jamie, who are you talking to?
_________________________________
Um...
_________________________________
Jack Frost?
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Okay.
_________________________________
(WIND BLOWING)
_________________________________
NORTH: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
_________________________________
Ah, moi deti! Come back!
_________________________________
-North, are you okay?
-Is official.
_________________________________
-My powers are kaput.
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
Look!
_________________________________
Jack!
_________________________________
Are you okay?
_________________________________
What are you doing here?
_________________________________
Same as you.
_________________________________
The last light.
_________________________________
Wow. It is you! I mean, it is you!
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
I knew it wasn't a dream!
_________________________________
Jack, he sees you.
_________________________________
Wait. But where's Bunny?
_________________________________
Losing Easter took its toll on all of us.
_________________________________
Bunny most of all.
_________________________________
Oh, no.
_________________________________
(SNIFFING)
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) That's the Easter Bunny?
_________________________________
Now somebody sees me!
_________________________________
Where were you about an hour ago,
mate?
_________________________________
JAMIE: What happened to him?
_________________________________
He used to be huge and cool.
And now he's...
_________________________________
Cute.
_________________________________
Oh, that's good. (GROANS)
_________________________________
Did you tell him to say that? That's it!
_________________________________
Let's go! Me and you! Come on!
_________________________________
No. Actually, he told me you were real.
_________________________________
Just when I started to think
that maybe you weren't.
_________________________________
He made you believe?
_________________________________
In me?
_________________________________
_________________________________
(PLAYING SOFT MUSIC)
_________________________________
SID: Oh, Brooke.
_________________________________
You're so pretty.
_________________________________
You take my lisp away.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) I bet you
say that to all the girls.
_________________________________
I try. But usually they run away too fast.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Oh, you're such a romantic.
_________________________________
Hey, I know this is going to
sound super forward...
_________________________________
but will you be my mate for life?
_________________________________
Oh, Brooke. I don't know what to say.
_________________________________
It's only been twelve minutes.
_________________________________
What took you so long?
_________________________________
Yes! This has been
_________________________________
the best last day on Earth ever.
_________________________________
(GASPS) A diamond! I need a diamond!
_________________________________
Where can I find a...
_________________________________
Oh! Perfect.
_________________________________
(STRAINING)
_________________________________
No, no, no. Sid, sweetie, don't do that.
_________________________________
Nonsense. Only the best
for my one... true... love.
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(CRYSTALS CLINKING)
_________________________________
Whoopsies! (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________
No, no, no!
_________________________________
Oaf! Simpleton! Nincompoop!
_________________________________
You talking to her or me?
_________________________________
That wall was the one thing
keeping us young.
_________________________________
Now we're all doomed! Doomed!
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
And now, I think I have a fever.
_________________________________
Thank you so much, doofus!
_________________________________
Hey! Easy there, Llama!
_________________________________
This is the doofus of my dreams.
_________________________________
He meant well.
_________________________________
Oh, he meant well.
_________________________________
-Who cares?
-(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________
So much for serenity.
_________________________________
300 years of peace and harmony...
_________________________________
undone by one colossally, incredibly...
_________________________________
stupendously stupid sloth!
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Oh, Brooke.
_________________________________
Wow! You guys got old.
_________________________________
Whatever we had, it's over.
_________________________________
That's what happens when
you date a cougar. (SOBBING)
_________________________________
I'm really sorry, Mr. Llama.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) Sorry. Sorry?
_________________________________
Sorry doesn't fix the wall now,
_________________________________
does it, you little...
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
I need a bubble bath or a massage.
_________________________________
Who knows acupuncture?
_________________________________
I need to let my anger out. Let it out!
_________________________________
I've been pent up too long. (SCREAMS)
_________________________________
I want to hit something.
Someone give me their face.
_________________________________
That's it! Pent-up energy.
_________________________________
Earth's most powerful propulsion
device is right in front of us.
_________________________________
Whoa! Spitty McGree here?
_________________________________
(SPITS)
_________________________________
-(SCREAMS)
-The volcano!
_________________________________
That's our magnet launcher.
_________________________________
All we need to do is seal
the steam vents around it.
_________________________________
(HISSING)
_________________________________
-That's a crazy plan!
-You're a crazy plan.
_________________________________
That doesn't even make any sense.
_________________________________
And what are you? A professor of logic?
_________________________________
Professor Kitty McWhiskers
_________________________________
of the University of Meow
Meow Meow Meow...
_________________________________
(ROARS)
_________________________________
You see? Tremendous pressure
_________________________________
leads to a tremendous explosion.
_________________________________
And you call yourself a professor.
_________________________________
Right. We need all the crystals
_________________________________
loaded into the volcano, pronto.
_________________________________
SHANGRI LLAMA: What? No!
_________________________________
I'm not giving you my crystals.
_________________________________
We need them to rebuild our sanctuary.
_________________________________
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
_________________________________
(WHISTLES) May I remind you
Geotopia is not yours to keep.
_________________________________
No, you may not.
_________________________________
It came from the sky,
_________________________________
and now it's time to give it back.
_________________________________
-Is not!
-Is too, you old coot.
_________________________________
Change isn't easy, but's it's part of life.
_________________________________
It's time for us to embrace it again.
_________________________________
Whether you like it or not.
_________________________________
Not!
_________________________________
Listen, Llama, I will go
nuts and granola on your butt!
_________________________________
So, either get on board...
_________________________________
or go twist yourself into a pretzel
_________________________________
and na-ma-stay out of our way.
_________________________________
Come on, everybody.
_________________________________
Grab every crystal you can find.
_________________________________
ANIMAL: Totally, let's do it!
_________________________________
And remember, lift with your legs.
_________________________________
-(BONE CRACKS)
-(GRUNTS) Too late.
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Fifteen, take one. Mark.
_________________________________
DIRECTOR: And action.
_________________________________
(ELEVATOR DINGING)
_________________________________
Ah!
_________________________________
Professor, I'd like to thank you
for granting us access
_________________________________
to that labyrinthian mind of yours.
_________________________________
You know I'd never do such a thing.
_________________________________
Unless it was the only way
to save your little girl's life!
_________________________________
Penny!
_________________________________
Daddy! Bolt! Here, Bolt!
_________________________________
Your dog is nowhere near...
_________________________________
(ELEVATOR DINGING)
_________________________________
(BARKING)
_________________________________
Get that dog!
_________________________________
(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
Go. Go. Go. It's okay, boy. Come here.
_________________________________
Fire. Fire, fire! There's fire!
_________________________________
MITTENS: Hey, Wags.
_________________________________
Mittens? What are you doing here?
_________________________________
Long story short,
_________________________________
I was tied to a delusional dog
and dragged across the country.
_________________________________
But that is not important now.
_________________________________
The real question is,
what are you doing here?
_________________________________
And why aren't you in there?
_________________________________
You were right about her, Mittens.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
She... Well, it wasn't real.
_________________________________
No, Bolt. It is real.
I was in there just now.
_________________________________
I saw her face after you left.
She's brokenhearted.
_________________________________
She doesn't want just any dog.
She loves you.
_________________________________
She's your person, Bolt,
and you are her dog.
_________________________________
Bolt, you're just gonna have
to trust me on this.
_________________________________
Mittens, be quiet.
_________________________________
No. You need to hear this.
_________________________________
No, no seriously. Be quiet.
_________________________________
What is it?
_________________________________
Penny.
_________________________________
_________________________________
CAD: What's going on up there?
_________________________________
We're not getting enough water.
_________________________________
Hey! We're not getting
enough water on the lodge.
_________________________________
Reroute the main water line
to the roof sprinklers.
_________________________________
Oh. No, no, no!
_________________________________
The firefighters need that
water to make retardant.
_________________________________
-How do you know that?
-I'm the concierge.
_________________________________
It's my job to know everything.
_________________________________
I don't care!
_________________________________
Do you work for them? No, you
work for me, what's-your-name.
_________________________________
Now, are you gonna do it,
or do I have to do it myself?
_________________________________
(HUFFS)
_________________________________
Come on, come on!
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
I got it!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Listen up, planetary defense team.
_________________________________
Step one, build pressure inside
the volcano by sealing the vents.
_________________________________
No steam can escape.
_________________________________
If there's a leak...
_________________________________
the pressure is weak.
_________________________________
Step two, get the biggest
magnetic crystals into the volcano.
_________________________________
They've got to be launched sky high
_________________________________
to pull the asteroid off course.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
-Heave!
-ALL: Ho!
_________________________________
-Heave!
-ALL: Ho!
_________________________________
BOTH: Rah rah! Sis boom! bah!
_________________________________
Tell that asteroid "Uh-uh."
_________________________________
-Whoo!
-#Asteroid!
_________________________________
#WhatDoesHashTagMean?
_________________________________
#Don'tKnowButItSoundsCool!
_________________________________
#Totally!
_________________________________
#I'm StartingToGet StickOfIt!
_________________________________
This is it, friends. Down the hatch.
_________________________________
Every crystal counts.
_________________________________
(ALL GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Good news, everyone!
_________________________________
We're six minutes ahead of schedule.
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
Somebody up there likes us.
_________________________________
-(SCRAT GRUNTING)
-(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Bad news! Somebody up there
doesn't like us.
_________________________________
We're six minutes behind schedule!
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
Double time, everyone.
We need that big crystal.
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-(THUNDER CRASHES)
_________________________________
Get Jamie out of here.
_________________________________
Be careful, Jack.
_________________________________
Jack Frost. (SIGHS DEEPLY)
_________________________________
Let's end this, shall we?
_________________________________
-(GRUNTS)
-Aah!
_________________________________
That little trick doesn't work
on me anymore.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
This way, this way.
_________________________________
Ahh, dead end. Other way, other way!
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
Jack!
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
That was good try, Jack. "A" for effort.
_________________________________
He's stronger. I can't beat him.
_________________________________
(SHUDDERING)
_________________________________
I found 130 results for
_________________________________
"Where does my high school
girlfriend live now?"
_________________________________
You're welcome.
_________________________________
-VANELLOPE: Mr. KnowsMore!
-Hmm.
_________________________________
Oh, delightful!
_________________________________
You're that courteous little cherub
_________________________________
who says "please" and "thank you."
_________________________________
What can KnowsMore
help you find today?
_________________________________
There's a whole...
_________________________________
Whole Foods,
a hole in the ozone...
_________________________________
A Whole Lotta Love by
British rockers Led Zeppelin?
_________________________________
No! No! There's a whole bunch
of Ralphs chasing me.
_________________________________
RALPH CLONES: Friend...
_________________________________
This would probably be
an appropriate time
_________________________________
for me to shutter my site.
_________________________________
(STRAINING)
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________
(RALPH CLONES GRUNTING)
_________________________________
-(PANTING)
-How long you think
_________________________________
before they get in here?
_________________________________
-(BANGING ON SHUTTER)
-(GASPS) Precisely one second.
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
-Ooh! Ow! Ow! Ow!
-(VANELLOPE GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Hey, hey, hey!
_________________________________
It's me!
It's the real me!
_________________________________
Ow! (EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________
-Ralph?
-My apologies.
_________________________________
I followed those things here.
_________________________________
I think they're looking for you, kid.
_________________________________
Yeah, you think?
What did you do?
_________________________________
I'm so sorry.
I don't know how this happened.
_________________________________
Well, I think it's fairly obvious.
_________________________________
It happened because
an insecurity virus cloned...
_________________________________
all of your needy, clingy,
self-destructive behavior.
_________________________________
The very behavior which left unchecked
_________________________________
can destroy friendships...
_________________________________
and in this particular case,
the entire Internet! (GASPS)
_________________________________
(VANELLOPE AND
KNOWSMORE EXCLAIM)
_________________________________
KnowsMore!
You have all the answers.
_________________________________
Official query...
_________________________________
what do I do if clones of me
_________________________________
are trying to capture my friend? Search.
_________________________________
(SHUDDERING)
_________________________________
I found two results for your query.
_________________________________
Either you put all of your clones
in therapy.
_________________________________
Not very realistic.
_________________________________
Or, the anti-virus district is surrounded
_________________________________
by a gate made from security software.
_________________________________
If Vanellope could somehow
_________________________________
lead all of the clones through the gate...
_________________________________
they would be deleted all at once.
_________________________________
Sort of a co-dependent
pied piper situation.
_________________________________
Wait. We know a pied piper.
_________________________________
-We do?
-Yesss.
_________________________________
-Who?
-Yesss!
_________________________________
Yeah, but who is it?
_________________________________
Oh, you mean Yesss!
_________________________________
(TIME MACHINE WHIRRING)
_________________________________
Thanks for your help,
KnowsMore.
_________________________________
It's a bit of an empty gesture
at this point,
_________________________________
wouldn't you say?
_________________________________
_________________________________
JAMMER: All right,
everybody, stay calm.
_________________________________
SECRETARY: Both roads are open.
_________________________________
JAMMER: Keep your headlights
on low-beam
_________________________________
and stay under five miles an hour.
_________________________________
And be careful!
_________________________________
SECRETARY: That's right.
_________________________________
It's going to be fine.
_________________________________
Keep moving.
We're gonna get everybody out.
_________________________________
Good gracious!
_________________________________
(CARS CLAMORING)
_________________________________
(CARS SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
PULASKI: Watch out!
_________________________________
(PULASKI GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(TIRES SQUEALING)
_________________________________
Pulaski, you hurt?
_________________________________
Are you okay?
_________________________________
No, sir. Pump's busted.
_________________________________
We're gonna have to find
another way out.
_________________________________
JAMMER: That's the problem,
Mr. Secretary.
_________________________________
There is no other way out.
_________________________________
PATCH: (ON PA)
Listen up, y'all, we got big trouble.
_________________________________
Wildfire jumped the main exit road
and now it's blocked.
_________________________________
I know it's after sunset,
but you're in command.
_________________________________
It's your call.
_________________________________
There's not much time.
_________________________________
If you're gonna go, you better go now.
_________________________________
And we'll need every plane we've got.
_________________________________
Load up.
_________________________________
We'll have you out of here in 60...
_________________________________
Huh? Uh...
_________________________________
Problem! There's no water pressure.
_________________________________
Main line must have burst again.
_________________________________
Hey, Patch, what's the lake look like?
_________________________________
(OVER PA) Negative. No visibility.
_________________________________
Boxed in by fire and smoke.
_________________________________
All we have left is what's in our tanks.
_________________________________
Let's make it count.
_________________________________
(GASPS) Oh! Yeah, yeah, yeah!
_________________________________
What? Did you think we walked here?
_________________________________
(ALARM CHIRPS)
_________________________________
This is Gantu,
requesting hyperspace clearance.
_________________________________
COMPUTER VOICE:
Stand by for clearance.
_________________________________
Is this... Is this my island?
_________________________________
ANSEM:
This world has been connected.
_________________________________
GOOFY: What was that?
_________________________________
ANSEM: Tied to the darkness...
_________________________________
soon to be completely eclipsed.
_________________________________
There is so very much to learn.
_________________________________
You understand so little.
_________________________________
A meaningless effort.
_________________________________
One who knows nothing
can understand nothing.
_________________________________
Are you ready, boy?
_________________________________
It's time you learned
how to fish for crocs!
_________________________________
They like it when you use live bait.
_________________________________
And you're as live as they come.
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
(SINGING) You get a line
And I'll get a pole, matey
_________________________________
You get a line
I'll get a pole, friend
_________________________________
Oh, you get a line, I'll get a pole
We'll go fishing in the crocodile hole
_________________________________
Buddy, pal of mine
_________________________________
That's right, babies. Suppertime!
_________________________________
(CONTINUES SINGING)
_________________________________
It don't look good, Miss B.
I can't see any way out of this one.
_________________________________
Bernard, please hurry!
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
Guess I forgot to tell Ralph
_________________________________
that when you break the Internet...
_________________________________
you don't literally
have to break the Internet.
_________________________________
I can't believe he did this.
_________________________________
Yeah, well, I mean,
dude obviously made
_________________________________
some real questionable choices here.
_________________________________
But he also made a bee pun to
save his best friend's game...
_________________________________
so what can I say, kid,
life's complicated.
_________________________________
You ready to pied the piper?
_________________________________
Now, this is my idea of fun.
_________________________________
Nothing personal, boy, but I wouldn't
want to disappoint the rangers.
_________________________________
They was looking so hard for you,
_________________________________
and now they're gonna find you!
_________________________________
What the blaze is going on here?
_________________________________
(PIG SNORTING)
_________________________________
Joanna.
_________________________________
Did you know there was a razorback
in my truck? Did ya?
_________________________________
There was a razorback in my truck!
_________________________________
Now you quit playing around and
do your job, you four-legged python!
_________________________________
Hey, what happened to them keys?
_________________________________
Must be around here somewhere.
_________________________________
They couldn't just get up
and walk away.
_________________________________
Something weird's going on
around here. I smell a big, fat rat.
_________________________________
(ENGINES RUMBLING)
_________________________________
(SNIFFLES)
_________________________________
PITCH: Aw! (LAUGHING)
_________________________________
All this fuss over one little boy,
_________________________________
and still he refuses to stop believing.
_________________________________
Very well. There are other ways
_________________________________
to snuff out a light.
_________________________________
If you want him, you're gonna have
to go through me.
_________________________________
Look how fluffy you are.
_________________________________
Would you like a scratch behind
the ears?
_________________________________
Don't you even think about it.
_________________________________
I can't tell you how happy it makes me
_________________________________
to see you all like this.
_________________________________
You look awful.
_________________________________
(PANTING) Jack. I'm scared.
_________________________________
JACK'S SISTER: Jack. I'm scared.
_________________________________
JACK: I know, I know.
_________________________________
But you're gonna be all right.
_________________________________
We're gonna have a little fun instead.
_________________________________
That's it! That's my center!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
So what do you think, Jamie?
_________________________________
Do you believe in the Boogey...
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Now let's go get your friends.
_________________________________
Ohh!
_________________________________
(HORSES NEIGHING)
_________________________________
ANSEM:
Take a look at this tiny place.
_________________________________
To the heart seeking freedom this island
_________________________________
is a prison surrounded by water.
_________________________________
And so this boy sought
to escape from his prison.
_________________________________
He sought a way to cross over
into other worlds.
_________________________________
And he opened his heart to darkness.
_________________________________
Riku!
_________________________________
Don't bother. Your voice can no
longer reach him where he is.
_________________________________
His heart belongs again to darkness.
_________________________________
All worlds begin in darkness, and
all so end. The heart is no different.
_________________________________
Darkness sprouts within it,
grows, consumes it.
_________________________________
Such is its nature.
_________________________________
In the end, every heart returns
to the darkness whence it came.
_________________________________
You see, darkness is
the heart's true essence.
_________________________________
That's not true!
_________________________________
The heart may be weak. And
sometimes it may even give in.
_________________________________
But I've learned that deep down,
there's a light that never goes out!
_________________________________
So, you have come this far and
still you understand nothing.
_________________________________
Every light must fade,
every heart return to darkness!
_________________________________
Help! Please, help! Help!
_________________________________
Hold on!
_________________________________
Please! Help!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(MEN CHOKING)
_________________________________
(SIREN WAILING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Oh, my gosh, the stage!
_________________________________
Yeah. You better run.
_________________________________
I'm on your six.
_________________________________
What do we do?
_________________________________
Just make sure
I get inside that building.
_________________________________
(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
Bolt?
_________________________________
(COUGHING)
_________________________________
Is anyone still in there?
_________________________________
I don't know.
_________________________________
Coming through.
_________________________________
It's a good day to die!
_________________________________
Not on my watch, rodent.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
DUSTY:
We're headed straight into the fire.
_________________________________
Aren't we gonna fly around it?
_________________________________
The fastest way to the main road
is through the fire.
_________________________________
Brace yourselves.
_________________________________
DIPPER: (MUFFLED) Hold on, Dusty!
_________________________________
(MUFFLED EXPLOSIONS)
_________________________________
(ENGINES ROARING)
_________________________________
(ENGINES WHINING)
_________________________________
(BRASS FANFARE PLAYS)
_________________________________
(RALPH CLONE GRUNTING)
_________________________________
VANELLOPE: Yoo-hoo! Up here!
_________________________________
It's me, your bestest friend
in the whole wide world...
_________________________________
who you can't live without!
_________________________________
RALPH CLONES: Friend!
_________________________________
COMPUTER VOICE:
Clearance is granted on vector C-12.
_________________________________
Connect me
to the Grand Councilwoman.
_________________________________
GRAND COUNCILWOMAN:
Gantu, what's going on?
_________________________________
I thought you'd like to know
that the little abomination is... Is...
_________________________________
(SPACESHIP HORN PLAYS
"LA CUCARACHA")
_________________________________
(SQUEAKING ON GLASS)
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
GRAND COUNCILWOMAN:
Yes, Captain?
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
I'll call you back.
_________________________________
(ENGINES WHOOSHING)
_________________________________
How did you get out of there?
_________________________________
-Whoa!
-(LAUGHTER)
_________________________________
JAMIE: Cool!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Oh.
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-(KNOCKING ON WINDOW)
_________________________________
Jamie, how are you doing that?
_________________________________
Jack Frost!
Come on, we need your help!
_________________________________
Hey, is that...
_________________________________
Jack Frost!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING) Huh?
_________________________________
NORTH: Merry Christmas!
BUNNY: Happy Easter!
_________________________________
TOOTH: Don't forget to floss!
_________________________________
(CUPCAKE SCREAMING JOYFULLY)
_________________________________
-CLAUDE: Cupcake?
-What?
_________________________________
PIPPA: Jamie, you were right!
_________________________________
CALEB: The Easter Bunny's real!
_________________________________
PIPPA: The Tooth Fairy!
MONTY: And Santa!
_________________________________
CLAUDE: They're all real!
_________________________________
(WHISTLE BLOWING)
_________________________________
DYNAMITE: Let's clear this road.
_________________________________
All right, now, be careful.
_________________________________
Slow and steady.
_________________________________
We don't want to see
any fender benders around here.
_________________________________
(HISSING)
_________________________________
-Look, it's Bernard!
-I don't believe it!
_________________________________
-Way to go, mate!
-Miss Bianca, Jake, catch!
_________________________________
Wow, from up here I can see
how I do come across as...
_________________________________
needy, and clingy,
_________________________________
and self-destructive
like KnowsMore said.
_________________________________
Listen, kid...
_________________________________
I don't blame you
_________________________________
for not wanting
to be my friend anymore.
_________________________________
I never said I didn't want to
be your friend.
_________________________________
I said you were acting like
a bad friend. Which you were.
_________________________________
I know I was, but I...
_________________________________
YESSS: Hey, my babies!
_________________________________
There's the anti-virus district
straight ahead. Whoo!
_________________________________
All right, to be continued,
okay?
_________________________________
(RALPH CLONES GRUNTING)
_________________________________
So what exactly are we doing?
_________________________________
Don't worry, is all part of plan.
_________________________________
We are professionals.
_________________________________
Hey! Get that out of your mouth!
_________________________________
(SHRIEKS)
_________________________________
Hold on!
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
-(JOANNA SNARLS)
-Whoa!
_________________________________
Well, there's more than one way
to skin a cat.
_________________________________
-(CHUCKLING)
-(GUN COCKING)
_________________________________
Okay, is show time!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(HOWLS)
_________________________________
(WHOOSHING)
_________________________________
This is it!
_________________________________
(YELLING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Go! Go! Go!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
_________________________________
Whoo-hoo! We're gonna make it!
_________________________________
(GUN BLAST)
_________________________________
Blast!
_________________________________
Oh, my gosh!
I hope I know what I'm doing.
_________________________________
(GUN BLAST)
_________________________________
(SNARLS)
_________________________________
(RALPH CLONES GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Hey, get off me!
_________________________________
Whoa! Whoa!
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
Joanna! Joanna!
_________________________________
You stupid lizard! Get off me!
_________________________________
-You idiot!
-(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
Get off of me!
_________________________________
No! No!
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________
Little savage! Get off my ship!
_________________________________
(STITCH YELLING)
_________________________________
Stitch!
_________________________________
(STITCH YELLING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
(CROAKS)
_________________________________
RALPH: You guys okay?
_________________________________
-I'm fine!
-(YESSS SIGHS)
_________________________________
Yeah, all good.
Look, we can still do this.
_________________________________
Come on, big man.
Help me turn this thing over.
_________________________________
(YESSS GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Uh... (GASPS)
_________________________________
Uh, guys?
_________________________________
-(RALPH GRUNTS)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(PITCH LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Whoo! Yeah!
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
You think a few children can help you?
Against this?
_________________________________
SORA: Wha...
_________________________________
ANSEM: Behold the endless abyss!
_________________________________
Within lies the heart of all worlds,
_________________________________
Kingdom Hearts!
_________________________________
Look as hard as you are able.
_________________________________
You'll not find even
the smallest glimmer of light.
_________________________________
From those dark depths
are all hearts born. Even yours.
_________________________________
(RALPH CLONES GRUNTING)
_________________________________
RALPHZILLA: Friend?
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
ANSEM: Darkness conquers all worlds!
_________________________________
That is unsettling.
_________________________________
ALL: Whoa!
_________________________________
(DONALD AND GOOFY SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
RIKU: Giving up already?
Come on, Sora.
_________________________________
I thought you were stronger than that.
_________________________________
(RALPHZILLA GRUNTING)
_________________________________
-Friend.
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
Get Vanellope out of here now.
_________________________________
What about you, Ralph?
_________________________________
Just go. I got a date
with the man in the mirror.
_________________________________
Hey, you!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
You keep away from her!
_________________________________
I'm gonna wreck it!
_________________________________
-(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
-(RALPHZILLA GROANING)
_________________________________
-She's not your friend!
-(RALPHZILLA GROANING)
_________________________________
She's my friend!
_________________________________
Here it is, this way.
_________________________________
Come on, kid. We gotta move.
_________________________________
Computer, locate experiment 6-2-6.
_________________________________
COMPUTER: 6-2-6 located.
_________________________________
We finish this now.
_________________________________
Stitch is unconscious.
_________________________________
-What do we do now?
-We stay close. Hope for a miracle.
_________________________________
That's all we can do.
_________________________________
(RALPH GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(RALPHZILLA GROWLING)
_________________________________
Eeeee-oh-boy!
_________________________________
(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(RALPHZILLA GROANING)
_________________________________
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________
(GASPS) No!
_________________________________
Whoa! (YELPS)
_________________________________
-Vanellope!
-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(VANELLOPE GRUNTS, EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
VANELLOPE: Hey! Let go of me!
_________________________________
(RALPH GRUNTING)
_________________________________
-Kid!
-Ralph!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Hey!
_________________________________
Hey, get back here!
_________________________________
RALPHZILLA: Huh?
_________________________________
You put her down!
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS, GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(HORN BLARING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING, YELLS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Vanellope!
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
You know, you're acting
like a real bad guy here!
_________________________________
RALPHZILLA: No!
_________________________________
Well, you are!
_________________________________
And I will never be your friend!
_________________________________
-(ROARING)
-(SHRIEKING)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
They're just bad dreams, Jamie.
_________________________________
And we'll protect you, mate.
_________________________________
Aw, you'll protect them?
_________________________________
(PITCH LAUGHS SCORNFULLY)
_________________________________
But who will protect you?
_________________________________
I will.
_________________________________
I will.
_________________________________
-I will.
-I will.
_________________________________
And me.
_________________________________
I'll try.
_________________________________
Still think there's no such thing
as the Boogeyman?
_________________________________
I do believe in you.
I'm just not afraid of you.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Bernard, the boy!
_________________________________
(INHALES DEEPLY)
_________________________________
Help!
_________________________________
(ENGINE WHOOSHING)
_________________________________
(CROAKS)
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
Don't leave me, okay?
_________________________________
Okay.
_________________________________
(HORN HONKING)
_________________________________
(RUMBLING)
_________________________________
Okay.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(CHILDREN EXCLAIMING
IN WONDER)
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-(CHILDREN LAUGHING)
_________________________________
CUPCAKE: Yeah, Tooth Fairy!
_________________________________
A-ha!
_________________________________
Oh. Yeah!
_________________________________
No! Get them!
_________________________________
Do your jobs!
_________________________________
Oh, yeah, come on, come on.
_________________________________
Oh, crikey!
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(YETIS SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
_________________________________
No way!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
I'm just a bunny!
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) G'day, mate.
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
Come on! Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________
Let's get them!
_________________________________
(ALL YELLING)
_________________________________
PIPPA: Come on, guys, we can do it!
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
It's all ours, mate.
_________________________________
-(TOOTH WHOOPING)
-Thanks, Tooth.
_________________________________
Ho, ho, ho.
_________________________________
(YELLS)
_________________________________
Wrong roof.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Oh. Hey, Bro-Dad!
_________________________________
(BOTH GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(JULIAN GASPS)
_________________________________
(SCREECHING)
_________________________________
(ALL YELPING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________
We got company!
_________________________________
Ooh. I'll put out the sponge cake.
_________________________________
-(SCREECHING)
-(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________
BUCK: Steady.
_________________________________
Steady. (GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Sorry about this.
_________________________________
I'm really conflicted right now.
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
That's more like it, Roger.
Now finish him.
_________________________________
Wait! Wait, you don't understand.
_________________________________
You see that?
_________________________________
If that asteroid hits, we all die.
_________________________________
(MOCKING) If it hits, we all die.
_________________________________
(MOCK CRYING)
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
That's where you're wrong.
_________________________________
See, while you run
for your mammal lives...
_________________________________
we'll be high in the sky,
cruising above it all.
_________________________________
That's the stupidest thing
I've ever heard!
_________________________________
We'll be safe as those little birdies.
_________________________________
-(BIRD SQUAWKS)
-Lucky shot.
_________________________________
(BIRDS SQUAWK)
_________________________________
Very lucky shot?
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
I knew it. I was right.
There's no paradise.
_________________________________
What? I'm too young
to go extinct! (SCREAMS)
_________________________________
She gets it! Now, please,
we haven't got much time!
_________________________________
What are you waiting for? Kill him!
_________________________________
No, Dad. I won't let you.
_________________________________
Do you want to know
what I love about our family?
_________________________________
That we're alive.
_________________________________
There are more important things
_________________________________
than your pride right now.
_________________________________
If you care about us...
_________________________________
you should not kill him.
_________________________________
You should help him, Dad.
_________________________________
Pop, I hate to say this,
_________________________________
but my freaky little brother may be right.
_________________________________
As a father, I would
work with my worst enemy...
_________________________________
to ensure a brighter future
for my little one.
_________________________________
(GROWLS SOFTLY)
_________________________________
Reinforcements have arrived!
_________________________________
All right, Roger. Lead the way.
_________________________________
(MIMICKING HELICOPTER)
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
Oh! So that's what approval sounds like.
_________________________________
BUCK: Keep it up, dinos.
_________________________________
Use that Jurassic super strength!
_________________________________
Beep, beep, beep.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Watch out, kids! (GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
The weasel has landed.
_________________________________
Get back!
_________________________________
Get away. Get away!
_________________________________
(CACKLING) I whooped you!
I whooped you all!
_________________________________
You'll think twice before messing
with Percival C. McLeach!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
Hey! Hey, look at me!
_________________________________
Did you mean what you said before?
_________________________________
I would die for Riley!
I would die for Riley!
_________________________________
Yeah, okay, haircut. Time to prove it.
_________________________________
(BEEPING RAPIDLY)
_________________________________
I would die for Riley!
I would die for Riley!
_________________________________
I would die for Riley!
_________________________________
(WAILING)
_________________________________
That's it! I fold!
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
Whoa.
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
IMAGINARY BOYFRIENDS: Whoa!
_________________________________
This is crazy. This is crazy.
No, no, no. Joy. Be positive.
_________________________________
I am positive this is crazy!
_________________________________
-Now!
-IMAGINARY BOYFRIENDS: For Riley!
_________________________________
-Joy?
-Hang on!
_________________________________
Oh, I wish Joy was here!
_________________________________
It's Joy!
_________________________________
ANGER: Stand back!
_________________________________
That worked.
_________________________________
Well, what would you do,
if you're so smart?
_________________________________
I'd tell you,
but you're too dumb to understand.
_________________________________
-What?
-Of course your tiny brain is confused.
_________________________________
Guess I'll just have to
dumb it down to your level.
_________________________________
Sorry I don't speak moron
as well as you,
_________________________________
but let me try. Duh!
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
FEAR: Oh, thank goodness you're back!
_________________________________
-Things are really messed up!
-We found this idea.
_________________________________
We were just trying to
make happy memories.
_________________________________
PATCH: (ON RADIO):
Windlifter, do you copy?
_________________________________
Go ahead, Patch.
_________________________________
We've got two old RVs
trapped in Augerin Canyon.
_________________________________
Two old RVs? Oh, no.
_________________________________
(STAMMERING) It's Harvey and Winnie.
_________________________________
We met them earlier.
_________________________________
They're looking for the place
they had their first kiss.
_________________________________
Augerin Canyon.
That's at the other end of the park.
_________________________________
I can get there the fastest.
_________________________________
The canyon will be engulfed in flames
_________________________________
and you have no retardant.
_________________________________
I'll scoop off the river.
_________________________________
There's a clear stretch of water.
_________________________________
Windlifter, I can do it.
_________________________________
Go. And be safe.
_________________________________
(COUGHING)
_________________________________
(BARKING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Bolt!
_________________________________
(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
I knew you'd come back.
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
HARVEY AND WINNIE: Help!
_________________________________
-Help.
-Help!
_________________________________
Winnie, hang on!
_________________________________
-WINNIE: Aah!
-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
-Harvey, Harvey, don't let go!
-Hold on, it'll be okay.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Why did I ever invent that stupid hat?
_________________________________
COMPUTER: Target 6-2-6 is in motion.
Speed is 84.
_________________________________
Impossible!
_________________________________
(HORN BLARING)
_________________________________
RALPH: Hey, doofus!
_________________________________
Ralph!
_________________________________
Catch me if you can,
you big dummy!
_________________________________
(RALPH GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(PENNY COUGHING)
_________________________________
Bolt. Zoom, zoom.
_________________________________
(BARKING)
_________________________________
-Stitch!
-Hmm?
_________________________________
I got you, little sister.
_________________________________
(VANELLOPE EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS) Now go!
Get out of here!
_________________________________
-Ralph!
-Go!
_________________________________
No! (STUTTERS) Don't hurt him!
_________________________________
Please, no!
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
Stop it! You're squishing him!
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
You're gonna kill my best friend!
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
(RALPH WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
(ENGINES ROARING)
_________________________________
Abomination.
_________________________________
Stupidhead.
_________________________________
Yee-haw!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING) Aloha!
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
You're vile! You're foul! You're flawed!
_________________________________
Also cute and fluffy!
_________________________________
(GANTU YELLING)
_________________________________
Look at that!
_________________________________
I got it!
_________________________________
I know what we have to do.
Guys, come on.
_________________________________
JACK: It's over, Pitch.
_________________________________
There's no place to hide.
_________________________________
Fine! You win! You win, okay?
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
Just please put him down.
_________________________________
I'll be your only friend,
okay?
_________________________________
Just let him go.
_________________________________
No! No, kid.
_________________________________
RALPHZILLA: Huh?
_________________________________
VANELLOPE:
That's it. That's it. Yeah.
_________________________________
Put him down and I'll go with you...
_________________________________
and we'll be best friends forever.
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
Just me and you.
_________________________________
That's what you want, right?
_________________________________
(RALPHZILLA EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________
Joy, you got to fix this! Get up there!
_________________________________
Sadness, it's up to you.
_________________________________
-Me?
-ALL: Sadness?
_________________________________
I can't, Joy.
_________________________________
Yes, you can. Riley needs you.
_________________________________
Bolt.
_________________________________
Bolt, just go on out.
_________________________________
Go.
_________________________________
It'll be okay.
_________________________________
You're my good boy.
_________________________________
I love you.
_________________________________
Have you seen my daughter?
Has anyone seen my baby?
_________________________________
RALPH: Well,
that's not what I want!
_________________________________
It's not right to hold a
friend back from her dreams!
_________________________________
You don't own her!
_________________________________
That's not how friendship works!
_________________________________
You need to let her go!
_________________________________
(RALPHZILLA SIGHING)
_________________________________
Hey.
_________________________________
(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
(ECHOING)
_________________________________
Okay.
_________________________________
You need to let her go.
_________________________________
(RALPHZILLA EXCLAIMING SADLY)
_________________________________
I know. It's gonna hurt
a little bit when you do.
_________________________________
Oh, who am I kidding?
It's gonna hurt a lot.
_________________________________
But you're gonna be okay.
_________________________________
And we're gonna be okay.
_________________________________
Right, kid?
_________________________________
Of course we are. Always.
_________________________________
(BARKS)
_________________________________
(ECHOING)
_________________________________
See? No matter where she goes...
_________________________________
or where she lives...
_________________________________
she's always gonna be our friend.
_________________________________
And we just gotta trust her.
_________________________________
Because that's what best friends do.
_________________________________
Right?
_________________________________
(RALPHZILLA SIGHS)
_________________________________
(GROWLS)
_________________________________
(BARKS)
_________________________________
(ECHOING)
_________________________________
MAN 1: Hey, did you hear that?
_________________________________
WOMAN: Yeah.
MAN 1: What is that?
_________________________________
(SHUSHING) Quiet. Everyone be quiet.
_________________________________
(BARKS)
_________________________________
(ECHOING)
_________________________________
It's the superbark!
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________
-It's coming from over there!
-Go, go, go!
_________________________________
Come on, let's go!
_________________________________
(BARKS)
_________________________________
Thanks, buddy.
_________________________________
Wow! (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
I feel good about this.
_________________________________
RALPHZILLA: Mmm.
_________________________________
RALPH CLONES: Mmm.
_________________________________
VANELLOPE: Ralph, look!
_________________________________
I think you fixed your insecurity!
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) You're right.
_________________________________
Whoo-hoo! (SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Ralph, no!
_________________________________
-(EXCLAIMING)
-(HORN BLARING)
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
Park it right here, Ralph!
_________________________________
Your ol' pal JP Spamley's gotcha!
_________________________________
(GASPS, LAUGHS) Whoo!
_________________________________
Wow, that didn't work.
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
(GASPS) I'll push it in.
Go with Peaches and Ellie!
_________________________________
-(GRUNTING)
-JULIAN: No!
_________________________________
I'm not leaving you!
We'll do this together!
_________________________________
(BOTH GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Mom, where are they?
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
Ellie, we've got to get
everyone off the volcano.
_________________________________
Folks, I'm outta cake, but I got salami!
_________________________________
Faster, faster!
_________________________________
I'mouttacakebutIgotsalami!
_________________________________
-Granny, come on!
-Hey! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
_________________________________
(BOTH GRUNTING)
_________________________________
This isn't working.
_________________________________
Mad air on the half-pipe!
_________________________________
Manny. I have a plan.
_________________________________
We have to let the crystal go!
_________________________________
You know we're trying to
get it in the volcano, right?
_________________________________
Manny, the only thing I want
is a life with Peaches.
_________________________________
And to prove myself to you.
_________________________________
So, okay, two things. I want two things.
_________________________________
Do you really think I'd waste
the only chance I have left?
_________________________________
Okay, let's do it!
_________________________________
On my count. One...
_________________________________
Two...
_________________________________
-Three!
-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(BOTH GRUNTING)
_________________________________
What are they doing?
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
Did it work?
_________________________________
Yes! I take back everything
I ever said about you!
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) Wait, what?
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-Huh?
_________________________________
(RUMBLING)
_________________________________
Now let's get out of here!
_________________________________
Don't give up, Cody!
_________________________________
There!
_________________________________
-Hop on, Miss B!
-(SHRIEKING)
_________________________________
(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(ALARM BEEPING)
_________________________________
What happened?
_________________________________
Maybe it's the quiet before the crazy?
_________________________________
-(STEAM WHIZZING)
-Hmm.
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________
(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________
(YELPING)
_________________________________
Eddie!
_________________________________
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
_________________________________
(YELPS)
_________________________________
Help! Help!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Jack, look out!
_________________________________
(ALL WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
JAMIE: The Sandman!
_________________________________
(CHILDREN CHEER)
_________________________________
(ALL CHATTERING)
_________________________________
Mate, you are a sight for sore eyes.
_________________________________
You came back.
_________________________________
Nobody gets left behind.
_________________________________
(KISSES)
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
Lilo!
_________________________________
Good dog.
_________________________________
(WHOOPING)
_________________________________
RAPUNZEL:
(GASPS) Look up there!
_________________________________
It's a big strong man
in need of rescuing.
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Pretty!
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Hah!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(CHILDREN EXCLAIMING
AND LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
_________________________________
(MICE CHATTERING)
_________________________________
(GIGGLING)
_________________________________
(CHITTERING)
_________________________________
-(GRUNTS)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________
(VOCALIZING)
_________________________________
(WIND WHOOSING)
_________________________________
Take a good look around, Doris,
'cause your future's about to change.
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
Auwe!
_________________________________
LILO: David!
_________________________________
Hey, Lilo.
_________________________________
Can you give us a ride to shore?
_________________________________
Uh...
_________________________________
Sure!
_________________________________
But I have to make two trips.
_________________________________
-(KISSING SOUND)
-RALPH: Mmm.
_________________________________
(GASPS) Oh, thanks, Frogger.
_________________________________
Wait a minute.
_________________________________
Who are all of you?
_________________________________
We're friends of Vanellope's.
_________________________________
Yeah, and any friend of Vanellope's
_________________________________
is a friend of ours.
_________________________________
You're welcome.
_________________________________
VANELLOPE: Ralph!
_________________________________
Looking good, big fella!
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
-Heyo!
-(FABRIC RIPS)
_________________________________
(PRINCESSES EXCLAIM)
_________________________________
This dress is not made for a big boy.
_________________________________
It's going right up the back alley there.
_________________________________
Let me just make a little adjustment.
_________________________________
-(TEARS FABRIC)
-There we go. (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
We did it. We did it!
_________________________________
-(ALL CHEERING)
-(MANNY LAUGHS)
_________________________________
In your face, space rock!
_________________________________
Yeah, baby! (LAUGHS)
_________________________________
Whoo-hoo! Yeah! Oh!
_________________________________
(SWOONS)
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
Not on the lips, geezer!
_________________________________
(BOTH CHEERING)
_________________________________
(SINGING) Hit the road, you stupid rock
_________________________________
We just stopped the doomsday clock!
_________________________________
-Yes! Yeah! Whoa!
-All right!
_________________________________
Bring it in, Bro-Son.
Welcome to the family.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
And you, you coconut!
_________________________________
I'll never doubt you again.
_________________________________
See? Daddy's always right.
_________________________________
Remember that when you're older.
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
Your center?
_________________________________
Hmm?
_________________________________
It took a while,
_________________________________
but I figured it out.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
-Oh...
-Oh!
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) You're all on naughty list!
_________________________________
Bunny, think fast!
_________________________________
It is futile.
_________________________________
The Keyblade alone cannot
seal the door to darkness.
_________________________________
Kingdom Hearts!
_________________________________
Fill me with the power of darkness...
_________________________________
ANSEM: Supreme darkness...
_________________________________
SORA: You're wrong.
_________________________________
I know now, without a doubt.
_________________________________
Kingdom Hearts
_________________________________
is light!
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(MOANING) So light.
_________________________________
All burn light.
_________________________________
PITCH: No.
_________________________________
You dare have fun in my presence?
_________________________________
I am the Boogeyman
and you will fear me!
_________________________________
No! (GASPS) No.
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
When the door lands in
this station, cut the power.
_________________________________
You'll have the child and
the criminals responsible
_________________________________
for this whole mess.
_________________________________
Great. A welcoming committee!
_________________________________
What are we going to do?
_________________________________
(ELECTRICAL HUMMING)
_________________________________
(CLANG)
_________________________________
This is the CDA.
_________________________________
Come out slowly
_________________________________
with the child in plain sight.
_________________________________
Okay, okay.
_________________________________
You got us.
_________________________________
Here we are.
_________________________________
Here's the kid.
_________________________________
I'm cooperating.
_________________________________
But before you take us away,
I have one thing to say...
_________________________________
(GAGS)
_________________________________
Catch!
_________________________________
ALL: (SHOUTING) 2319!
_________________________________
We have a toxic projectile!
_________________________________
Halt! After the suspect!
_________________________________
Cover the area! Bring in reinforcements!
_________________________________
WATERNOOSE: Stop him!
_________________________________
(BOO SQUEAKS)
_________________________________
Come on.
_________________________________
Don't let them get away.
_________________________________
What...?
_________________________________
No, wait, wait!
_________________________________
Come back! He has the child!
_________________________________
(FRUSTRATED GROWL)
_________________________________
(BOO SQUEAKS)
_________________________________
Sullivan? Sullivan!
_________________________________
Give me the child!
_________________________________
-Me not go!
-Give her to me!
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(METALLIC CREAKING)
_________________________________
WATERNOOSE: Open this door!
Open this door!
_________________________________
(GROWLING AND POUNDING)
_________________________________
Hey!
_________________________________
Sullivan!
_________________________________
-(YELLS)
-WATERNOOSE: Don't do it.
_________________________________
(BEEP)
_________________________________
Come on.
_________________________________
Don't go in that room!
_________________________________
(YELLING)
_________________________________
I think we stopped him, Boo.
_________________________________
You're safe now.
_________________________________
You be a good girl, okay?
_________________________________
This has gone far enough, James.
_________________________________
She's home now! Just leave her alone!
_________________________________
I can't do that!
_________________________________
She's seen too much.
_________________________________
You both have.
_________________________________
-It doesn't have to be this way.
-I have no choice!
_________________________________
Times have changed.
_________________________________
Scaring isn't enough anymore.
_________________________________
But kidnapping children?
_________________________________
I'll kidnap a thousand children
before I let this company die
_________________________________
and I'll silence anyone
who gets in my way!
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
CHILD'S VOICE: Good night, Mom.
_________________________________
WOMAN'S VOICE:
Good night, sweetheart.
_________________________________
Good night, Mom.
_________________________________
What, what is this? What? Who? Huh?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Leaving the party so soon?
_________________________________
You didn't even say goodbye.
_________________________________
A quarter?
_________________________________
And that's for my fairies.
_________________________________
Goob, stop!
_________________________________
You don't know what you're doing!
_________________________________
Yes, I do. I'm ruining your future.
_________________________________
She's using you, Goob,
_________________________________
and when she gets what she wants,
she'll get rid of you.
_________________________________
What? What?
_________________________________
You can't get rid of me! Not forever.
_________________________________
There will always be fear.
_________________________________
So what? As long as one child believes,
_________________________________
we will be here to fight fear.
_________________________________
Really? Then what are they doing here?
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) They can't be
my Nightmares. I'm not afraid.
_________________________________
Looks like it's your fear they smell.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
I am never going to invent you.
_________________________________
No, no, no. No!
_________________________________
(SCREECHING)
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
Come on, Goob.
I've got to show you something.
_________________________________
Doris?
_________________________________
I thought she was my friend.
_________________________________
BLADE: Dusty.
_________________________________
Good move, partner.
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
(ALARMS BEEPING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
COMPUTER: Simulation terminated.
Simulation terminated.
_________________________________
Well, I don't know about
the rest of you guys
_________________________________
but I spotted several big mistakes.
_________________________________
(STAMMERS) But...
(STAMMERS) How did...?
_________________________________
-How did...?
-MIKE: You know what?
_________________________________
Let's watch my favorite part again,
shall we?
_________________________________
(REPEATING) I'll kidnap a thousand
children before I let this company die.
_________________________________
-What...? Wha...?
-I'll kidnap a thousand children before...
_________________________________
(BABY TALK)
_________________________________
Shh, shh, shh, shh!
_________________________________
Shh!
_________________________________
-I'll get him.
-All right, come with us, sir.
_________________________________
What are you doing?
Take your hands off me!
_________________________________
You can't arrest me!
_________________________________
I hope you're happy, Sullivan!
_________________________________
You've destroyed this company.
Monsters, Incorporated is dead!
_________________________________
Where will everyone
get their scream now?
_________________________________
The energy crisis will only get worse
_________________________________
because of you!
_________________________________
(LOUD CLANG)
_________________________________
Come on!
_________________________________
Hmm? (GASPS) Whoa!
_________________________________
Stop staring and keep pushing!
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
DONALD AND GOOFY: The Heartless?
_________________________________
Hurry!
_________________________________
I can't...
_________________________________
RIKU: Don't give up!
_________________________________
Come on, Sora! Together, we can do it!
_________________________________
Okay!
_________________________________
It's hopeless!
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
DONALD AND GOOFY: Your Majesty!
_________________________________
MICKEY: Now, Sora!
Let's close this door for good!
_________________________________
Close it, quick!
_________________________________
But...
_________________________________
MICKEY: Don't worry.
_________________________________
There will always be a door to the light.
_________________________________
Sora, you can trust King Mickey.
_________________________________
Now! They're coming!
_________________________________
Donald, Goofy, thank you.
_________________________________
Take care of her.
_________________________________
_________________________________
MAN 2: Over here! We found them.
They're here. We found them!
_________________________________
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
_________________________________
MAN 3: All right, we got an RT coming
through, people. Make a hole!
_________________________________
MAN 4 ON MEGAPHONE:
For your own safety,
_________________________________
keep moving away from the building.
_________________________________
-Bolt.
-I gotta get through. Sweetie!
_________________________________
You're okay. You gotta be okay.
You're gonna be just fine.
_________________________________
MAN 5: She's stable, but we're gonna
take her to the hospital just to be safe.
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS)
I'm so sorry this happened.
_________________________________
I can't imagine
what you must be feeling.
_________________________________
No mother should ever have to go
through something like this,
_________________________________
but I promise you
we're going to make this work for us.
_________________________________
I'm talking cover stories, production
deals, executive producer credit.
_________________________________
This is so great!
_________________________________
Ow!
_________________________________
(CLINKING)
_________________________________
We quit.
_________________________________
No, no! Wait!
Let's not make any rash decisions.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________
Let's put a pin in it.
_________________________________
_________________________________
All right. Thank you. We will.
_________________________________
Her teacher hasn't even
seen Riley all day.
_________________________________
-What?
-What was she wearing last?
_________________________________
-Do you even remember what...
-I can't believe this.
_________________________________
DAD: Riley, there you are!
Thank goodness!
_________________________________
MOM: We were worried sick!
_________________________________
Where have you been? It's so late!
_________________________________
DAD: Oh, honey!
What happened? Are you all right?
_________________________________
MOM: We asked the neighbors,
I called the school,
_________________________________
we talked to your teacher.
_________________________________
(GIGGLING)
_________________________________
(SNIFFLING)
_________________________________
I know you don't want me to but...
_________________________________
I miss home.
_________________________________
I miss Minnesota.
_________________________________
You need me to be happy, but...
_________________________________
I want my old friends,
and my hockey team.
_________________________________
I want to go home.
_________________________________
Please don't be mad.
_________________________________
Oh, sweetie.
_________________________________
We're not mad.
_________________________________
You know what? I miss Minnesota too.
_________________________________
I miss the woods where we took hikes.
_________________________________
And the backyard
where you used to play.
_________________________________
Spring Lake,
where you learned to skate.
_________________________________
Come here.
_________________________________
(SOBBING)
_________________________________
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(JABBERING)
_________________________________
-Hmm? What's that?
-(JABBERING)
_________________________________
Hmm. I...
_________________________________
I don't quite...
_________________________________
Melvin, honey?
He's saying they're telling the truth.
_________________________________
It was just a misunderstanding.
_________________________________
(JABBERING)
_________________________________
Well, then. This is awkward, huh?
_________________________________
-Yes, it is.
-I suppose I should...
_________________________________
-Put the big guns away?
-Yes, yes.
_________________________________
TINA: Now put them down.
MELVIN: Of course.
_________________________________
-And turn off your big voice.
-But I don't...
_________________________________
-Turn it off.
-But...
_________________________________
But I don't get to use
the big voice very often!
_________________________________
Melvin.
_________________________________
Yes, dear.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(QUIET GASPS)
_________________________________
-(MEOWS)
-(GASPS) Hey! Guess what?
_________________________________
I found a little lost kitten.
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
I don't know, take a look.
Maybe he's yours.
_________________________________
-Oliver! Oliver! Oh, my Oliver!
-(CAR ENGINE STARTS)
_________________________________
(GASPS) Sykes.
_________________________________
Sykes! I was gonna... Yaaah!
_________________________________
-Hey! Hey, wait! What're you doing?
-Let go! (SCREAMS)
_________________________________
-FAGIN: No! No, wait! You can't do this!
-(DODGER BARKS)
_________________________________
-Keep your mouth shut.
-(CHOKING)
_________________________________
Consider our account closed.
_________________________________
Stop! Stop! Time out!
_________________________________
-(FAGIN SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
-(DOGS BARKING)
_________________________________
-Wha... What happened?
-You okay, kid?
_________________________________
-Jenny... He took Jenny!
-Don't worry. We'll get her back.
_________________________________
You will?
_________________________________
Hey. "Absitively," kid.
_________________________________
Come on, man, let's go! Come on!
_________________________________
-Let's get him, man!
-All right... Let's do it.
_________________________________
-(ALL BARKING)
-Wait! Come back! Stay. Sit. Wait!
_________________________________
-(ENGINE CRANKING, SPUTTERING)
-Come back!
_________________________________
_________________________________
What do I do? What do I do?
What do I do? What do I do?
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
What would Dory do?
_________________________________
I would look around.
_________________________________
And, um, there's just water over there.
And a lot of kelp over here.
_________________________________
Kelp is better. Okay.
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
Okay. Now what? Lots of kelp.
It looks the same.
_________________________________
It all looks the same,
except there's a rock... over there.
_________________________________
And some sand this way.
I like sand. Sand is squishy.
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
Oh, this isn't going anywhere.
_________________________________
There's nothing here.
Nothing but kelp. Lots of kelp.
_________________________________
And some shells...this way.
_________________________________
I like shells.
_________________________________
I like...shells.
_________________________________
Whoa.
_________________________________
Hello. I'm...
_________________________________
-Dory!
-Dory! You're here.
_________________________________
-Oh, my baby!
-You're really here.
_________________________________
-Let me look at you.
-You found us.
_________________________________
-I'm never letting you go again.
-Oh, my missing girl, you're here.
_________________________________
-My baby!
-It's you.
_________________________________
-Yes! Oh, absolutely!
-It's really you! Mom, you're here.
_________________________________
-I am, I...
-And Dad, so are you.
_________________________________
Right here, kelpcake.
_________________________________
(CRYING) I'm so sorry.
_________________________________
Oh, honey. Oh, honey, no. Kelpcake.
_________________________________
I know I've got a problem. I know I'm...
And I'm so sorry.
_________________________________
And all this time I've wanted to fix it
and I can't and I try. I try.
_________________________________
But my thoughts... they leave my head
and ideas change.
_________________________________
And I'd forgotten you and I'm so sorry.
_________________________________
Dory. Don't you dare be sorry.
Look what you did.
_________________________________
-(SNIFFLES) What?
-You found us!
_________________________________
That's right. You found us.
_________________________________
Honey, why do you think
we stayed put here all these years?
_________________________________
Because we believed one day
you'd find us again.
_________________________________
Exactly!
_________________________________
But I thought you were gone.
How did you...
_________________________________
We went into quarantine
to look for you, but you weren't there.
_________________________________
And we knew you must have
gotten out through the pipes.
_________________________________
Through the pipes. That's right, sweetie.
And so we did too.
_________________________________
And we've stayed in this spot for you
ever since.
_________________________________
-We thought you might come back.
-We stayed and waited for you.
_________________________________
So every day, we go out and lay out...
_________________________________
Shells.
_________________________________
And you found us.
Oh, honey, you found us.
_________________________________
And you know why you found us?
Because you remembered.
_________________________________
You remembered
in your own, amazing, Dory way.
_________________________________
(SNIFFLES)
_________________________________
I did. All by myself.
_________________________________
Oh, honey. Really? Have you been
by yourself all these years?
_________________________________
Oh, my poor little girl.
_________________________________
Oh, I haven't been all by myself...
(GASPS) Marlin and Nemo!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Dada. Dada.
_________________________________
Ready?
Laser eyes.
_________________________________
Stop.
_________________________________
-Wow!
-Yeah!
_________________________________
-Yay, Jack-Jack!
-Yeah, baby!
_________________________________
And that's not all.
Watch this.
_________________________________
Jack-Jack, blaster ready?
_________________________________
(IMITATES BLASTER FIRING)
_________________________________
-DASH: No way.
-That is crazy cool.
_________________________________
My turn.
I get to blast him first!
_________________________________
Let me try. I want him.
Give him to me.
_________________________________
Hey, I'm just demonstrating.
_________________________________
No firing the baby around
the house, you understand?
_________________________________
This is potentially dangerous...
_________________________________
and we're trying to teach him
to control his powers, okay?
_________________________________
-(BEEPING)
-Stop. See the screen.
_________________________________
He vanished!
That's really cool!
_________________________________
(JACK-JACK BABBLING
FROM OTHER DIMENSION)
_________________________________
Okay, good. Use the thing.
_________________________________
That's the current readout.
Click it. See the readout?
_________________________________
Dimension four. See the shape?
_________________________________
That's the room.
See where he is in relation?
_________________________________
So, where is he?
_________________________________
He's... there!
_________________________________
Okay. Come out.
Num-num cookie?
_________________________________
-Yay, Jack-Jack!
-Yeah, Jack-Jack!
_________________________________
-That's really cool.
-(ALARM BEEPING)
_________________________________
-Hello?
-Elastigirl's in trouble.
_________________________________
What? What happened to her?
_________________________________
Sorry to tell you on the phone.
_________________________________
Meet me on our ship at DEVTECH.
_________________________________
The ship at DEVTECH.
I'll be there in 15 minutes.
_________________________________
VIOLET: What's at the ship
at DEVTECH?
_________________________________
Lucius? Bob.
Helen's in trouble.
_________________________________
I need someone to watch the kids.
_________________________________
Suit up. It might get weird.
_________________________________
I'll be there.
ASAP. Fifteen tops.
_________________________________
HONEY: Where are you going ASAP?
_________________________________
You better be back ASAP!
_________________________________
And wearing that suit.
_________________________________
I gotta go.
I'll be home soon.
_________________________________
Lucius will be here sooner.
_________________________________
No firing the baby
around the house, okay?
_________________________________
What's at the ship at DEVTECH?
_________________________________
And why are you in your Supersuit?
_________________________________
(TIRES SCREECHING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Is that Mom's supersuit?
_________________________________
She may need it.
You never know.
_________________________________
What's going on?
_________________________________
I don't know,
but Dad called Lucius
_________________________________
after getting a call about Mom...
_________________________________
and then left.
_________________________________
I thought you renounced superheroes.
_________________________________
Yeah, well,
I renounce my renunciation.
_________________________________
Put that on.
_________________________________
(DOORBELL RINGS)
_________________________________
Hello there, little fella.
_________________________________
Hello.
_________________________________
You kids aren't safe.
_________________________________
The Deavors sent us to take you...
_________________________________
FROZONE: Well,
isn't that redundant?
_________________________________
The Deavors just sent me here
to guard the house.
_________________________________
'Cause the kids aren't safe.
_________________________________
I get it, managerial screw-up.
_________________________________
Tell Winston I handled it.
You understand, Ms...
_________________________________
Voyd.
_________________________________
Ms. Voyd.
_________________________________
Drive safely.
_________________________________
(BEEPS)
_________________________________
(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________
The thing is, he wants us
to bring you, too.
_________________________________
Hey.
_________________________________
(ALL GRUNT)
_________________________________
That isn't gonna hold them long.
_________________________________
Dash, grab the baby!
_________________________________
(ALL STRAINING)
_________________________________
(VIOLET SCREAMS)
_________________________________
Spread out!
_________________________________
-Whoa!
-FROZONE: Oh!
_________________________________
-(GRUNTS)
-Dash!
_________________________________
We gotta get to my car.
_________________________________
(ROARS)
_________________________________
What? What's going on?
_________________________________
Little fella!
_________________________________
(SCREECHING)
_________________________________
(STRAINING)
_________________________________
-(GROWLS)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
(VIOLET SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
It worked!
_________________________________
(FROZONE GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Incredibile, windows down!
_________________________________
Dive in!
_________________________________
-(CHUCKLES)
-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Incredibile,
set voice identification.
_________________________________
Loudly, say your names.
_________________________________
-Violet Parr.
-Dashiell Robert Parr.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
Lucius!
_________________________________
-(YELLS)
-Incredibile, escape!
_________________________________
Fill me in!
_________________________________
Good news and bad news.
We found her.
_________________________________
She seems physically fine
_________________________________
but she's had an encounter
with Screenslaver...
_________________________________
and she's acting
kind of strange. In here.
_________________________________
Strange how?
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
Helen? (GROANS)
_________________________________
Helen, what are you...
_________________________________
(CHOKING)
_________________________________
Helen, it's me.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
(EXHALES)
_________________________________
You killed her.
_________________________________
It was my duty, horrible as it was.
I hope you will forgive me.
_________________________________
There, there, Quasimodo.
I know it hurts.
_________________________________
But now the time has come
to end your suffering...
_________________________________
Forever.
_________________________________
-(GASPING)
-(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Now, now, listen to me, Quasimodo.
_________________________________
No, you listen!
_________________________________
All my life, you have told me
the world is a dark, cruel place.
_________________________________
But now I see that the only thing dark
and cruel about it is people like you.
_________________________________
Quasimodo?
_________________________________
Esmeralda!
_________________________________
She lives.
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
Incredibile, pull over.
_________________________________
(SIGHS) We can't go to E's.
_________________________________
You saw those goggles
they put on Lucius.
_________________________________
They were wearing them, too.
_________________________________
They're all under someone's control.
_________________________________
They've probably done
the same to Mom.
_________________________________
Okay. Bad guys after us.
_________________________________
No Mom, no Dad.
_________________________________
No Lucius.
_________________________________
But we have our powers,
this car...
_________________________________
and... what?
_________________________________
-(JACK-JACK COOING)
-(RUMBLING)
_________________________________
(BOTH GASPING)
_________________________________
Incredibile,
take us to DEVTECH.
_________________________________
The kids have escaped
in a tricked-out car,
_________________________________
but we got Frozone.
_________________________________
Bring him to the ship
at DEVTECH immediately.
_________________________________
-Nobody saw where Dory went?
-ALL: No. Sorry. I didn't see anything.
_________________________________
Seriously? That's a lot
of eyeballs doing nothing.
_________________________________
Oh! Oh, excuse me. Can you help us?
_________________________________
-We're looking...
-Me help you?
_________________________________
(SNEEZES)
_________________________________
NEMO: (GASPS) Dad, look! It's Dory.
_________________________________
Oh, thank goodness. See, Nemo,
I knew she'd find a way... What?
_________________________________
Hey, where's Dory? Is she with you?
_________________________________
(GASPS) I'm sorry.
_________________________________
I tried to hold on,
but I couldn't and I lost her.
_________________________________
-What?
-WOMAN: All right. Let's get going.
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
DORY: And then the whale swallowed us
even though I speak whale.
_________________________________
JENNY: A whale?
_________________________________
CHARLIE: Good thing I wasn't
there to see that.
_________________________________
DORY: Actually Marlin never believes
I even know how to speak whale...
_________________________________
but you know what, he always kind of
trusts me anyway.
_________________________________
You know, I like this Marlin already.
_________________________________
Yeah. And then somehow
we found Nemo. Or did he find me?
_________________________________
I don't know. But, you know what,
Nemo is the sweetest.
_________________________________
He just never gives up on me
no matter what.
_________________________________
Um, what would Dory do?
_________________________________
Well, we'll certainly have to thank
Marlin and Nemo when we meet them.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Wait. Wait I know this place.
_________________________________
SIGOURNEY ON SPEAKER:
Hello. I'm Sigourney Weaver.
_________________________________
-There!
-Won't you please join us?
_________________________________
-That's the Marine Life Institute.
-Oh, you were born there.
_________________________________
Dory, is that where your friends are?
_________________________________
Yes! They were stuck in something.
It was going somewhere.
_________________________________
(TRUCK ENGINE STARTS)
_________________________________
(GASPS) A truck. They're in the truck!
_________________________________
That means I could...
Never see them again!
_________________________________
No! No, no, no. What would Dory do?
_________________________________
Uh, I know they're good friends of yours,
but a truck is kind of a tall order.
_________________________________
Please! Please.
All I know is that I miss them. I... I...
_________________________________
I really miss them.
I've said that before.
_________________________________
Um...
_________________________________
Dory?
_________________________________
Mom, Marlin and Nemo are more
than good friends, they're family.
_________________________________
And I have to get them back.
See, when they found me it felt like fate.
_________________________________
Do you know what I mean? Or... I don't...
What's another word for fate?
_________________________________
Like destiny. (GASPS) Destiny?
_________________________________
(VOCALIZING) Destiny!
_________________________________
-Dory?
-Destiny!
_________________________________
-Morning, Dest...
-Sh. It's Dory. Something's wrong.
_________________________________
(GASPS) Ooh. I got her.
She's right outside the institute.
_________________________________
(DESTINY GROANS)
_________________________________
-DORY: Destiny?
-We got to jump.
_________________________________
-Jump?
-No time to argue!
_________________________________
Destiny!
_________________________________
Dory! The truck thing
with your friends is leaving!
_________________________________
No, no. (VOCALIZING) Destiny.
_________________________________
JENNY: Oh, no! That's bad!
What do we do?
_________________________________
-All right.
-Yes.
_________________________________
-Here we go. One. Two.
-Yes. Yes.
_________________________________
I can't! I can't do it!
I'll never make it out there.
_________________________________
Destiny! I've got the world's
most powerful pair of glasses.
_________________________________
You've got the world's
most powerful pair of glasses.
_________________________________
I will be your eyes.
_________________________________
You can be my eyes. But the walls!
_________________________________
There are no walls in the ocean!
_________________________________
-No walls?
-(WHISPERS) It's your destiny, Destiny.
_________________________________
Well, why didn't you say so?
_________________________________
What? No! Destiny, wait!
No, that's a wall! Wall!
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(ALL SCREAM)
_________________________________
Mom, Dad, this is my pipe pal.
Destiny, say hi.
_________________________________
Dory! Are these little blue blobs
your parents?
_________________________________
They look just like you!
_________________________________
Hello. I'm Bailey. Mrs. Dory, Mr. Dory.
_________________________________
-Oh, please, call me Jenny.
-Oh, and I'm Charlie.
_________________________________
Okay. Okay. We got to go.
We got to stop that truck.
_________________________________
Okay, what truck?
_________________________________
(DORY GASPS)
_________________________________
Bailey, status report.
_________________________________
Oh, yes, my beautiful gift. Ooh.
_________________________________
Found it! The truck's merging
onto the freeway
_________________________________
and it's heading south. Ooh.
_________________________________
Let's go. We are stopping that truck.
_________________________________
-This I've got to see.
-Yeah, yeah, me too!
_________________________________
-Oh, boy, this is gonna be good!
-(GERALD SNICKERS)
_________________________________
What the... Gerald!
Have you lost your marbles?
_________________________________
-Don't get used to it, Gerald!
-Cheeky joke.
_________________________________
(SNICKERING)
_________________________________
Aw, we missed 'em!
_________________________________
Oh, I wish the Incredibile
could follow that boat.
_________________________________
-What did you do?
-I don't know.
_________________________________
-What did you do?
-I didn't do anything!
_________________________________
(DASH SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Wow, this car does anything I say.
_________________________________
We didn't plan this well.
_________________________________
What do you mean?
We're here, aren't we?
_________________________________
Yes, we're here.
_________________________________
We need to be up there.
_________________________________
Hey...
_________________________________
What if the Incredibile
has ejector seats?
_________________________________
VIOLET: Wait, what? No.
_________________________________
-Yeah, baby!
-No, don't say any more...
_________________________________
Max power! Launch!
_________________________________
(BOTH SCREAM)
_________________________________
(JACK-JACK LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Come on.
_________________________________
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
_________________________________
Hello!
Glad you could come.
_________________________________
Welcome to the conference.
_________________________________
(BIRD CAWS)
_________________________________
(DOG HOWLS IN DISTANCE)
_________________________________
MARGE: (GASPS) Springfield.
_________________________________
I can't believe it, but it got even crappier.
_________________________________
Oh, man.
_________________________________
(MUTTERING)
_________________________________
(CLANKING)
_________________________________
Oh, hiya, Midge.
_________________________________
Moe, what happened?
_________________________________
With the town sealed off
from the rest of the world,
_________________________________
things got a little nutty here.
_________________________________
Why are you dressed like that?
_________________________________
Well, I don't like to brag, but I
am now the emperor of Springfield.
_________________________________
BARNEY: No, you're not!
_________________________________
Yes, I am!
_________________________________
(EXPLOSION)
_________________________________
BARNEY: Okay. Hail, emperor.
_________________________________
CARGILL: Attention, Springfield.
_________________________________
Your government realized
that putting you inside this dome
_________________________________
was a terrible mistake.
_________________________________
Therefore, we're commencing
with Operation Soaring Eagle.
_________________________________
-(CHEERING)
-Which involves killing you all.
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
(WHIRRING)
_________________________________
As I speak, we're lowering a small
but powerful bomb into your midst.
_________________________________
(BEEPING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Despite everything, I miss your father.
_________________________________
Me too.
_________________________________
His big fat ass could shield us all.
_________________________________
-TITO: Oh, man. It don't look good.
-It's all locked up, Dodger.
_________________________________
All right. There's gotta be some way in.
_________________________________
Yeah. Francis.
_________________________________
-(WHIMPERING)
-Now, don't cry, little girl.
_________________________________
They only eat when I tell them to.
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
-Francis, you all set?
-Farewell, Dulcinea.
_________________________________
-ALL: Francis!
-Peasants.
_________________________________
Maestro?
_________________________________
(DRUMROLL)
_________________________________
-Ready, kid?
-Yeah.
_________________________________
DODGER: Go!
_________________________________
Oof!
_________________________________
-SYKES: Roscoe. DeSoto.
-(BOTH SNARLING)
_________________________________
-(GROWLING)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
-(SNIFFING)
-(GROWLING)
_________________________________
ROSCOE: Come on, DeSoto.
_________________________________
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
_________________________________
Our stars, where are they?
_________________________________
The event's about to start.
_________________________________
They didn't want to upstage the others.
_________________________________
They'll join for the signing.
_________________________________
Welcome guests!
You're in for a treat.
_________________________________
This ship is the largest
hydrofoil on the planet.
_________________________________
So, hold onto something...
_________________________________
because we're going to open her up!
_________________________________
(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________
We need to find Mom and Dad.
Stay here.
_________________________________
I'm gonna search for them.
_________________________________
Wait! Who's gonna watch Jack-Jack?
_________________________________
Suck it up. I won't be long.
_________________________________
Wait. Wait, but, but wait!
_________________________________
This is important.
They are in trouble.
_________________________________
It's up to us.
To us, understand?
_________________________________
Keep him amused but quiet!
_________________________________
Ugh.
_________________________________
-(CRYING)
-Shh! Quiet!
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Jack-Jack?
_________________________________
(VIOLET GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Jack-Jack?
Jack-Jack!
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(YELPS)
_________________________________
(VIOLET GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(STRAINING)
_________________________________
Bailey, I forgot everything.
Catch me up.
_________________________________
Yes, ma'am. Ooh.
Your friends are still on the truck.
_________________________________
Ooh. They're headed north
towards the bridge. Ooh.
_________________________________
Oh, look, there's a bunch of
cute otters over there.
_________________________________
I want one! Ow!
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
Ow, Bailey!
_________________________________
Jack-Jack!
_________________________________
The mesmerized supers
know we're here...
_________________________________
but I found Mom and Dad...
Where's Jack-Jack?
_________________________________
You lost him?
I gave you one thing to do!
_________________________________
The tracker. Use the tracker.
_________________________________
(BEEPING)
_________________________________
He's going up?
_________________________________
-He's in an elevator.
-Let's go!
_________________________________
Hey, little baby.
Where are your parents?
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________
And here they are, folks!
_________________________________
The supers who started this whole thing.
_________________________________
EVELYN: I told you
they'd be there in time.
_________________________________
Hey, did you make them new masks?
_________________________________
Yeah. Night vision,
et cetera...
_________________________________
They look good, right?
_________________________________
WOMAN: (ON TV) So simple,
even he can do it.
_________________________________
And we're back live in
three, two, one...
_________________________________
This is a momentous occasion.
_________________________________
We've all managed to accomplish
_________________________________
something extraordinarily rare
in today's world.
_________________________________
We agree on something.
_________________________________
(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________
We agree to undo a bad decision.
_________________________________
To make sure
_________________________________
a few extraordinarily gifted members...
_________________________________
of the world's many countries
are treated fairly.
_________________________________
To invite them once again,
to use their gifts...
_________________________________
to benefit the world.
_________________________________
I thank all of you
_________________________________
for representing your nation's
commitment to superheroes.
_________________________________
With special thanks to
Ambassador Selick.
_________________________________
Yeah, it's okay.
Let her hear you.
_________________________________
Thank you.
Thank you so much!
_________________________________
WINSTON: Thank you,
Ambassador,
_________________________________
for your early and very crucial support.
_________________________________
I can't think of anyone
more deserving than you...
_________________________________
to be the first signature
_________________________________
on the International Superhero Accord.
_________________________________
-There it is!
-(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
Hey, hey, hey! There is a lady present.
_________________________________
Well, it's nice to see
that one of you has some manners.
_________________________________
After you, my little croissant.
_________________________________
Good grief.
_________________________________
HOMER: Ten-hut!
_________________________________
At ease. I'm General Marriott Suites,
_________________________________
and I have an urgent
note from the president.
_________________________________
It says to release this town immediately.
_________________________________
Why is it written on a leaf?
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
(HANDS SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Perfect.
_________________________________
Now Homer Simpson's going
to show he has cojones! Oops.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(YELLS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING AND CRYING GASPS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(GASPING) D'oh!
_________________________________
(WHIMPERING) D'oh!
_________________________________
D'oh! D'oh!
_________________________________
Mom, I've gotta go find Colin.
_________________________________
Not now, sweetie.
Doomsday is family time.
_________________________________
-(GLASS SQUEAKING)
-HOMER: Oh! Oh!
_________________________________
-(BEEPING)
-(HARMONCIA PLAYING BLUES)
_________________________________
Hey. If one of us distracts Cargill,
the rest of us can climb up that thing.
_________________________________
Who'd be dumb enough to stay behind
while we escape with our lives?
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT) My time to shine.
_________________________________
Hey! Mr. Big TV Man, look-a here.
_________________________________
What do you want?
_________________________________
Um... Look what
I can do with my thumb.
_________________________________
You wanna know how I do it?
_________________________________
Four generations of inbreeding?
_________________________________
Oh...
_________________________________
(WHISPERING) And remember, quiet.
_________________________________
(GEORGETTE YELPS)
_________________________________
-(BOTH SNARLING)
-Oh!
_________________________________
-I broke a nail.
-Oh, balderdash.
_________________________________
-What'd you call my woman, man?
-DODGER: Freeze!
_________________________________
(WHIRRING)
_________________________________
-Yo, Tito.
-Right. I'll check it out.
_________________________________
-(ELECTRICAL CRACKLING)
-(GROANS)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING) Yeah.
Oh, that's funny, Mr. Winston.
_________________________________
But I don't think you really
appreciate the situation.
_________________________________
Somebody could get hurt.
_________________________________
Why not just get the old man
on the phone
_________________________________
and tell him it's about his daughter...
_________________________________
Jenny.
_________________________________
DODGER: Okay, listen up. Tito, Francis,
I want you... (FADES TO WHISPER)
_________________________________
Oh! I see the truck. It's over there.
_________________________________
-Okay, what would Dory do?
-I don't see how we can get on it.
_________________________________
Oh, man, if only there was a way
to stop traffic.
_________________________________
Stop traffic. Stop traffic!
Everyone needs to stop.
_________________________________
People stop to look at things.
_________________________________
Things that they like.
Things that are cute.
_________________________________
(GASPS) Things that are cute!
Okay, I got it.
_________________________________
-What? What is it?
-Quickly before I forget.
_________________________________
Destiny, when the truck reaches
the bridge you flip me up there.
_________________________________
Got it.
_________________________________
You guys, follow me.
Everyone else, stay here.
_________________________________
Whoa. Dory.
Honey, you're not leaving us again.
_________________________________
Your mother's right.
You have to stay with us.
_________________________________
Dory, what happens if...
You know, if you're gone for too long.
_________________________________
And what if you get confused and that
makes you distracted. And what if...
_________________________________
I lose you again?
_________________________________
Oh. Yes.
_________________________________
Mom, Dad,
it's gonna be okay because...
_________________________________
I know that even if I forget
I can find you again.
_________________________________
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
_________________________________
(MUZAK PLAYING)
_________________________________
(JACK-JACK WHINING)
_________________________________
(GASPS) Holy cow!
_________________________________
I know he's on fire.
Just put him out.
_________________________________
(GIGGLING)
_________________________________
(GASPS) They're coming.
_________________________________
Is he okay to give him that?
_________________________________
I wasn't hearing any better ideas.
_________________________________
(GIGGLING)
_________________________________
(WHINING)
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
-(CRYING)
-Come on, Jack-Jack.
_________________________________
We have to go.
_________________________________
Cookie num-num?
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(JACK-JACK BABBLING)
_________________________________
-Mama, Mama.
-I see him. He's getting away!
_________________________________
Stand back.
_________________________________
-Darn it!
-He's heading for Mom.
_________________________________
It is done.
The world is super again.
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
Group photo. Come on.
Group photo, everyone.
_________________________________
Squeeze in. That's it.
Historic occasion.
_________________________________
Everyone, smile.
_________________________________
Go on phase two.
_________________________________
Years of mandated hiding and silence
_________________________________
have made us bitter.
_________________________________
You bring us out into the light...
_________________________________
only to clean up the messes
_________________________________
your lack of discipline creates.
_________________________________
Your bodies
and your character are weak.
_________________________________
Your promises are empty,
and you will pay for it.
_________________________________
We no longer serve you.
_________________________________
We serve only us.
May the fittest survive.
_________________________________
Well, we, um...
_________________________________
Some very alarming moments there...
_________________________________
before the, uh,
technical difficulties.
_________________________________
Please bear with us.
_________________________________
Ooh. Okay a little left. Ooh.
Back the other way a bit.
_________________________________
Ooh. Okay, that's it. Go! Don't do it.
_________________________________
-Bailey!
-Okay, now! Now! Do it! Do it!
_________________________________
-Time for your idea.
-Okay. What idea? (SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Okay. What do I do?
What would Dory do?
_________________________________
Come on, cars, cars. I see cars.
Otters in front of cars.
_________________________________
Cars have to stop.
Stop traffic! Cuddle party!
_________________________________
(OTTERS CHITTERING)
_________________________________
Look out!
_________________________________
(TIRES SCREECHING)
_________________________________
They're so cute!
_________________________________
Look at them! There must be one, two...
_________________________________
(SNIFFS) You smell that?
_________________________________
(SNIFFS) Yeah. Heh-heh! It's party time.
_________________________________
(GROWLS)
_________________________________
-(KNOCKING)
-What the...
_________________________________
Didn't order any pizza.
_________________________________
TITO: Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
_________________________________
Where are those dogs?
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
Mayday! Mayday!
Mayday!
_________________________________
Hold! Let him talk.
_________________________________
Superheroes have forcibly
taken the bridge. Repeat.
_________________________________
Now.
_________________________________
-(SCREAMS)
-(GROANS)
_________________________________
A little further.
_________________________________
Little further. Stop.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(SHOES SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
(JACK-JACK COOING)
_________________________________
What the... A baby?
_________________________________
Mom and Dad.
Uncle Lucius?
_________________________________
-My mama.
-Jack-Jack, no!
_________________________________
(BABBLING)
_________________________________
A super baby?
_________________________________
(GROWLS)
_________________________________
No, no, no!
_________________________________
Put him down!
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
I can smell fresh air.
_________________________________
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
_________________________________
I can hear birds.
_________________________________
I taste freedom.
_________________________________
HOMER: Excuse me!
Watch out! Coming through!
_________________________________
(HOMER YELLING)
_________________________________
(LOUD THUD)
_________________________________
(BEEPING)
_________________________________
-Grab her!
-No!
_________________________________
Hold Jack-Jack.
_________________________________
(ALL GRUNTING)
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
(GROANS QUIETY)
_________________________________
I was tricked by an idiot!
_________________________________
Hey, I know how you feel. I was
beat in tic-tac-toe by a chicken.
_________________________________
Goodbye.
_________________________________
(STAMMERS)
_________________________________
Homer do good?
_________________________________
Actually, you doomed us all.
Again. Nice knowing you, Homer.
_________________________________
HOMER: But I...
_________________________________
(CRYING) Oh...
_________________________________
I can't do anything right. (GRUNTS)
_________________________________
-(RAPID BEEPS)
-(STEADY BEEPING RESUMES)
_________________________________
Get out of here!
_________________________________
-(PEOPLE JEERING)
-(HOMER WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-ELASTIGIRL: Hey, it's me!
_________________________________
Yeah, that's what I thought last time.
_________________________________
-(JACK-JACK CALLING OUT)
-Kids, what are you...
_________________________________
You came for us?
_________________________________
Don't be mad.
_________________________________
Oh, sweetie,
how could I be mad?
_________________________________
I'm proud.
_________________________________
I've spent my entire life doing
nothing but collecting comic books,
_________________________________
and now there's only time to say...
_________________________________
Life well spent!
_________________________________
-(MEOWING)
-Oh, Oliver!
_________________________________
I thought I'd never see you again.
_________________________________
(ALL GROANING)
_________________________________
-What's going on, Dad?
-I don't know how.
_________________________________
I don't know in what way, but I think
this has something to do with...
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
-ALL: Dory!
-Water. Water. I need water.
_________________________________
Are you crazy? How'd you get here?
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
-BOTH: Dory!
-Oh!
_________________________________
-I thought we'd never see you again.
-Aw, me too.
_________________________________
But, darn it, no matter how hard I tried
I just couldn't forget you.
_________________________________
I guess I missed the rest of my family
too much, huh?
_________________________________
-We're family?
-Mm-hmm.
_________________________________
Do you know what that feels like?
_________________________________
(SIGHS) Yes, I know what that feels like.
_________________________________
ALL: Aw!
_________________________________
Not to break up a tender moment,
_________________________________
but where are we?
_________________________________
Is this DEVTECH's ship?
_________________________________
Evelyn Deavor
controls the Screenslaver...
_________________________________
and until a second ago, us.
_________________________________
-(RUMBLES)
-Where's the crew?
_________________________________
AUTOMATED VOICE: Collision
detected. Correct course.
_________________________________
Uh-oh.
Did I do that?
_________________________________
Mom, the suit?
Try this.
_________________________________
Hey! Hey, come on. Out of the truck.
Those aren't your fish. Shoo!
_________________________________
-Oh, no. There goes our ride.
-Back in the water. Come on.
_________________________________
(VOCALIZING) Dory,
the traffic is starting to move.
_________________________________
Leave it to me. I got this.
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT) Ooo-roo. Ooo-roo.
_________________________________
Becky! Becky, come back.
We need your help! Becky!
_________________________________
-(BECKY SQUAWKING)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
Dory, follow me.
_________________________________
No, no, wait. We don't have Dory!
No, no, Becky wait! Stop it.
_________________________________
We need to go back. Becky, back!
Back, Becky! Loo-loo. Ooo-roo-roo.
_________________________________
-(SCREAMS) Please don't eat us!
-Where's Dory?
_________________________________
-Who are you?
-Jenny?
_________________________________
-Marlin?
-Charlie?
_________________________________
-Nemo? Thank you so much.
-(SQUAWKS)
_________________________________
Thank you for taking care of Dory.
_________________________________
Dory! She's still in the truck.
_________________________________
Becky! Fetch Dory! Ooo-roo. Dor-roo.
_________________________________
(BECKY SQUAWKING)
_________________________________
Okay, boys, when you meet Jesus,
be sure to call him Mr. Christ.
_________________________________
Will Buddha be there too?
_________________________________
-No.
-(DOOR CREAKS)
_________________________________
-Hey, Flanders.
-Bart.
_________________________________
How good to see ya.
And how terrible you're here.
_________________________________
Thanks.
_________________________________
Listen. I was just wondering if...
_________________________________
before I died,
_________________________________
I could pretend I had a father who...
_________________________________
cared for me.
_________________________________
Come here, son.
_________________________________
There's always room for
one more in the Flanders clan.
_________________________________
(QUIET HISSING)
_________________________________
(BEEP)
_________________________________
Come on, bomb-disarming
robot. You're our last hope.
_________________________________
ROBOT: Red wire. Blue wire.
Black is usually the ground.
_________________________________
-(GROANS) Uh, so much pressure.
-(METAL RATTLING)
_________________________________
Pressure!
_________________________________
(GUNSHOT)
_________________________________
He'd been talking about it,
but I didn't take him seriously.
_________________________________
Marge.
_________________________________
Marge! Marge!
_________________________________
-(SMACK)
-(THUD)
_________________________________
Oh, no, the epipha-tree!
_________________________________
Hey, I tried my best.
What am I supposed to do?
_________________________________
(WIND RUSHES)
_________________________________
But how am I supposed to get up there?
_________________________________
(HEAVENLY MUSIC PLAYS)
_________________________________
Oh...
_________________________________
Here, buy yourself something nice.
_________________________________
Homer? What the hell
are you doing now?
_________________________________
HOMER: Risking my life
to save people I hate
_________________________________
for reasons I don't
quite understand. Got to go!
_________________________________
First, one stop.
_________________________________
(BEEP)
_________________________________
(TITO AND FRANCIS SHOUTING)
_________________________________
-(SNARLING)
-(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
-Ahem... Gentlemen.
-What's the occasion?
_________________________________
-Come to rescue your little friend?
-Say goodbye, Francis.
_________________________________
Oh, boys!
_________________________________
Whoopsy-daisy!
_________________________________
All right! What a woman!
_________________________________
DODGER: Francis, you keep an eye
on the monitors. Rita, over here.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
What is this, a slumber party?
Get goin', ya stupid mutts!
_________________________________
Francis, is the coast clear? Francis!
_________________________________
FRANCIS: Goodness!
_________________________________
RITA: What're we gonna do, Dodge?
DODGER: Yo, Tito, hot-wire.
_________________________________
Hey, no way, Dodger, man.
_________________________________
I've been barbecued
too many times, man.
_________________________________
-Good luck, Alonzo.
-Huh?
_________________________________
I'll be waiting.
_________________________________
(SINGING) Hey! Heigh-ho, heigh-ho
_________________________________
It's off to work we go
_________________________________
(SCATTING)
_________________________________
Phase Three.
Go on Phase Three!
_________________________________
Why are the kids here?
You didn't go to the house?
_________________________________
I went to the house.
_________________________________
You didn't escape?
How did you not escape?
_________________________________
BOTH: Hey! We just saved you!
_________________________________
Escape? Escape from who?
_________________________________
-(GROWLS)
-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Those guys!
_________________________________
(YELLING)
_________________________________
What the...?
Jack-Jack has powers?
_________________________________
We know.
Fight now, talk later.
_________________________________
(ALL GRUNTING)
_________________________________
-(GROWLING)
-(GROANING)
_________________________________
-(VIOLET GASPS)
-(SCREECHES)
_________________________________
-(SCREECHES)
-(YELPS)
_________________________________
-(GROWLING)
-Jack-Jack.
_________________________________
Laser eyes!
_________________________________
(VIOLET IMITATES LASER FIRING)
_________________________________
-(SCREECHES)
-(YELPS)
_________________________________
Ah-ha!
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(BOTH GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Ugh.
_________________________________
Okay, kid. I guess this is goodbye.
_________________________________
-No!
-What do you mean, "No"?
_________________________________
You're not going to the Cleveland.
You are coming to the ocean with me.
_________________________________
What is it with you
and ruining my plans?
_________________________________
Listen to me, I have one goal in life.
One! And it is to...
_________________________________
No, you listen to me. What is so great
about plans? I never had a plan.
_________________________________
Did I plan to lose my parents? No.
Did I plan to find Marlin? No.
_________________________________
Did you and I plan to meet?
Wait. Did we?
_________________________________
-Are you almost done?
-Well, I don't think we did.
_________________________________
And that's because the best things
happen by chance. Because that's life.
_________________________________
That's you being with me out
in the ocean not safe in some glass box.
_________________________________
-Can I say something?
-I'm not done!
_________________________________
A friend of mine... Her name's
Sigourney... Once told me that...
_________________________________
all it takes is three simple steps:
_________________________________
Rescue, rehabilitation,
and one other thing...
_________________________________
ALL: Release! (CHEERING)
_________________________________
That's right! So what do you say?
_________________________________
ALL: (CHANTING)
Release! Release! Release!
_________________________________
Release! Release! Release!
_________________________________
-Release! Release! Release!
-(SQUAWKING)
_________________________________
I was gonna say, "Okay."
_________________________________
-(HANDLE JIGGLING)
-What is this?
_________________________________
-(KNOCKING)
-All right, girlie. Open the door.
_________________________________
-(CRACKLING)
-Come on, now.
_________________________________
Girlie, I'm warnin' ya.
_________________________________
-(GLASS CRASHING)
-Come on, Tito.
_________________________________
SYKES: You just... Back up.
DeSoto. Come on!
_________________________________
Not good.
_________________________________
JENNY: Oh, no! They're going away!
NEMO: Oh, no! Dory! What do we do?
_________________________________
Quick! Guys, grab my fin!
_________________________________
(BARKING)
_________________________________
-Come on.
-Yaaah!
_________________________________
Ooh! He's trying to get the door open.
Ooh. It's locked from the outside.
_________________________________
Come on, Dory. You can do it.
_________________________________
Destiny! Destiny! Wall! Wall! Wall!
_________________________________
(DESTINY SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(TITO SCREAMING)
_________________________________
-(SHOUTING)
-(BARKING)
_________________________________
MARLIN: Dory, no! Wait!
DESTINY: Dory!
_________________________________
-Bailey, where are they headed?
-Ooh. I'm losing them.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
This has all been very entertaining.
_________________________________
But the party is over.
_________________________________
Come with me, Winston.
_________________________________
-Did I faint?
-You'll be safe here.
_________________________________
Safe? Safe from what?
_________________________________
Where are the diplomats?
The supers?
_________________________________
Still hypnotized.
_________________________________
(SIGHS) What have you done?
_________________________________
Evelyn, she's escaping.
_________________________________
Well, go after her.
Finish your mission.
_________________________________
I can't just go!
What about the kids?
_________________________________
-Jack-Jack, who's gonna...
-VIOLET: Mom!
_________________________________
Go. We've got this.
_________________________________
Voyd, come with me.
_________________________________
I'll go shut down the engine.
_________________________________
I'll try to slow the ship from the bow.
_________________________________
Wait, someone's missing.
Where's the crusher guy?
_________________________________
Strap in now!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
It's for your own good.
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
This is.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
-(GRUNTS)
-(GROANING)
_________________________________
-We're too late.
-Get me up to the jet.
_________________________________
(YELPS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
(EXHALES IN RELIEF)
_________________________________
(DOOR HANDLE CLICKING)
_________________________________
Dory, it's over.
_________________________________
-No, there's got to be a way.
-ALL: Yeah. There's a way!
_________________________________
Dory, now listen to me.
There's no way to get out.
_________________________________
But... There's got to be a way.
There's always a way.
_________________________________
There isn't, Dory. I'm telling you.
This time there is no other way.
_________________________________
Well, what about that?
_________________________________
Holy carp. There is another way.
_________________________________
(EXHALES) Take a deep breath, kid.
_________________________________
ALL: (CHANTING)
Release! Release! Release!
_________________________________
Release! Release! Release! Release!
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Hey, you did this.
Can you undo it?
_________________________________
You want me to un-crush?
_________________________________
What? No one's ever asked for that?
_________________________________
No. To un-crush is silly.
Why un-crush?
_________________________________
To get into the engine room.
_________________________________
Oh, forget it.
We don't have enough time.
_________________________________
What if I said to un-punch someone?
_________________________________
What do you do?
_________________________________
-(HORN HONKING)
-Ow-oh-oh-ow!
_________________________________
Uh! Come on! Come on, come on!
Let's go!
_________________________________
-(BARKING)
-SYKES: Fagin!
_________________________________
Heh-heh! Hey, man, you're ugly!
_________________________________
And you're uglier than him!
And you're Ugly, Part 3!
_________________________________
Hey, you're Revenge of the Ugly!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(TIRES SQUEALING)
_________________________________
Bart? Son?
_________________________________
You think you could find it in your heart
_________________________________
to give your foolish old man
one more chance?
_________________________________
(MUMBLING) Oh, I don't know...
_________________________________
It seems to me, son,
that your father's saying that
_________________________________
he wants to spend
his last minute with you.
_________________________________
No! I can't do it.
_________________________________
I want a father who's the same
in the morning as he is at night. Oh...
_________________________________
What's that word?
_________________________________
BOTH: Consistency.
_________________________________
Thanks, losers.
_________________________________
Sorry, Homer.
_________________________________
I'll let you hold the bomb.
_________________________________
-(BEEPING)
-The man knows me.
_________________________________
(BART LAUGHING)
_________________________________
I wish Homer was my father.
_________________________________
And I wish you didn't have
the devil's curly hair.
_________________________________
(CRYING)
_________________________________
♪ Your lying eyes... ♪
_________________________________
Leaving so soon?
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Look, up there!
_________________________________
Hang on!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
CARL: What is that?
_________________________________
DAISY: I don't care what it is!
Get it off!
_________________________________
What the...
_________________________________
Suck it, bipeds.
_________________________________
All right, Hank, you've got seven arms...
I don't know. Just try something.
_________________________________
-Okay. Here we go.
-(HONKING)
_________________________________
-Huh? Hey! Stop. Stop. Wait! No!
-Hey! Hey! Stop. Wait. Oh, no!
_________________________________
-That's doing something.
-And we are moving. Good job, Hank.
_________________________________
-Wait, wait, wait! Come on! Whoa!
-Hey! What? Hey! Stop! Wait. Wait.
_________________________________
(CHOIR SINGING DRAMATICALLY)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Listen, I'm not trying to tell you
how to drive. Certainly I can't do...
_________________________________
I'm not in any position...
But could you go faster?
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
No! No, no! No, no, no!
_________________________________
-(TIRES SCREECHING)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
-Whoo!
-Hey! Give us our truck back!
_________________________________
I can't see squat.
Which way are we going?
_________________________________
Okay. Well, all the cars
are going left so go left.
_________________________________
Gilman Street. Ashby Avenue. Powell.
_________________________________
Gilman Street again. Huh.
Gilman Street again.
_________________________________
How much longer
are we gonna veer left?
_________________________________
Okay, we just need to know
how we got on,
_________________________________
then we'll know how to get off.
_________________________________
Well, let me know
when you figure it out.
_________________________________
Unfortunately I can't remember
how we got on.
_________________________________
(GASPS) Hey, I know those guys!
That's where we came from. Turn right.
_________________________________
Here we go!
_________________________________
(TIRES SCREECHING)
_________________________________
(ALL SCREAM)
_________________________________
-Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Wait!
-Oh, my... Whoa. Hey!
_________________________________
DAISY: We are so fired.
_________________________________
Welcome aboard, Elastigirl.
_________________________________
Although,
we haven't yet reached
_________________________________
our cruising altitude...
_________________________________
feel free to roam about the cabin.
_________________________________
-(GROANS)
-Or just relax...
_________________________________
and let the cabin roam about you.
_________________________________
-(BARKING)
-(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
FAGIN: (MUTTERING)
Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Whoo!
_________________________________
Yow! Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo!
_________________________________
-(SCREECHING)
-(GRINDING)
_________________________________
(BARKING)
_________________________________
(BARKING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
Uh!
_________________________________
(BOTH GROWLING)
_________________________________
I should have known you'd risk your life
to save that gypsy witch,
_________________________________
just as your own mother
died trying to save you.
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
Now I'm going to do
what I should have done 20 years ago!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING) Whoa!
_________________________________
(GROANING) Oh!
_________________________________
-(YELPING)
-(CRACKLING)
_________________________________
(CRACKLING)
_________________________________
(YELPING)
_________________________________
I can't get to the engine room!
_________________________________
We gotta do something!
_________________________________
Because trying to slow it down
ain't working.
_________________________________
Hey! What about turning the boat?
_________________________________
BOTH: The steering's been destroyed!
_________________________________
-Dash means from the outside!
-Yeah!
_________________________________
If we break off one of the foils
_________________________________
and turn the rudder...
_________________________________
we can veer the ship away from the city!
_________________________________
That might work.
_________________________________
I'll turn the front,
you turn the rear.
_________________________________
Using the rudder?
That's underwater.
_________________________________
How am I supposed to get...
_________________________________
All right.
Come on, kids.
_________________________________
Dad, I know this is going to work.
_________________________________
But if it doesn't,
and we crash...
_________________________________
my shields are probably better
protection than the ship.
_________________________________
I should stay here.
With Jack-Jack.
_________________________________
That's my girl.
_________________________________
Remember, Bob,
we're both turning right!
_________________________________
I've been taking your crap all my life!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Whew! This feels good.
No wonder you do it.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
DORY: Keep straight. Straight. Left.
Left. No, no, no. Right. Right. Right.
_________________________________
-Good driving, Hank.
-Pay attention to the road.
_________________________________
Oh, I'm sorry. Oh. Uh-oh.
Fork in the road.
_________________________________
-Which way?
-Ocean. Ocean. Hey, a boat!
_________________________________
You know, I haven't had
great experiences with boats, but I...
_________________________________
-Which way?
-Boats go to the ocean. Right!
_________________________________
Hold on!
_________________________________
(ALL SCREAM)
_________________________________
EVELYN: You know what's sad?
_________________________________
If it weren't for your core beliefs...
_________________________________
I think we could have been
good friends.
_________________________________
At least... (GASPING)
_________________________________
I have core beliefs.
_________________________________
We have breaking news...
_________________________________
While there is still no radio contact,
_________________________________
the ship has changed direction...
_________________________________
and is heading towards land
at a high rate of speed.
_________________________________
So, Dash...
_________________________________
I am going to the rudder.
_________________________________
Once I turn the ship,
you hit the pull up button.
_________________________________
-Okay, Dad.
-Now lower me down...
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
The reputations of superheroes
are ruined.
_________________________________
You will never become legal. Ever.
_________________________________
Never?
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) No.
_________________________________
-Ever?
-No.
_________________________________
Not even a little smidgee-widgee?
_________________________________
Oh, hypoxia.
_________________________________
When you don't have enough oxygen,
_________________________________
-things seem really silly.
-(GASPING)
_________________________________
-(GASPING)
-Things get sillier
_________________________________
and sillier and then you die.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
I don't wanna die.
_________________________________
Ah, nobody does. (GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Really.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Not such a bad way to go.
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
We're out of time, kid.
Where do we go now?
_________________________________
Um... Okay, I'll figure it out.
I don't know, but...
_________________________________
Well, something
will come and... (GASPS)
_________________________________
Seagulls. Hank, follow those birds!
The ocean's left, Hank.
_________________________________
(INHALING RAPIDLY)
_________________________________
SEAGULLS:
Mine, mine, mine, mine.
_________________________________
Mr. Fagin! Mr. Fagin, help me!
_________________________________
All right! Check it out! Heh!
_________________________________
(IMITATING REVVING ENGINE)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
Everyone, we need to get
to the back of the ship.
_________________________________
All supers,
protect your ambassadors!
_________________________________
Follow.
_________________________________
Ooh. Hold on. Ooh.
I'm getting something.
_________________________________
Is it them? Is everything perfect?
_________________________________
Uh-oh, it's the fuzz. Busted.
_________________________________
(SIRENS WAILING)
_________________________________
Dad's been underwater for too long.
_________________________________
(ALARM BLARING)
_________________________________
(STRAINING)
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
We gotta pull him up.
_________________________________
Wait. It's too soon.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
I'm gonna press the button!
_________________________________
Not yet!
_________________________________
(METAL CREAKING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(GASPING) Hold on.
_________________________________
ESMERALDA: Hold on.
_________________________________
(ENGINE ROARING)
_________________________________
Okay, Bart, you've only got one shot
_________________________________
to throw that bomb through the hole.
_________________________________
Dad, in case I miss,
_________________________________
I'm sorry I said I wish
you weren't my father.
_________________________________
I don't blame you, son.
I wasn't much of a father.
_________________________________
Maybe it starts with the way
my dad raised me.
_________________________________
Yes. It's clear to me.
_________________________________
It's just been one long,
unbroken cycle of...
_________________________________
Somebody throw the goddamn bomb!
_________________________________
(ENGINE REVS)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
_________________________________
D'oh!
_________________________________
-(SCREAMING)
-Uh!
_________________________________
-Help me! Oh!
-(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(TRAIN HORN BLOWING)
_________________________________
-Ahhh! Save me! Save me, Alonzo!
-(CHOKING)
_________________________________
Hey, get off my back, woman!
I'm driving!
_________________________________
Okay, we're good. The ocean!
It's straight ahead. Floor it!
_________________________________
Now we're talking.
_________________________________
-Oh. Uh-oh!
-What do you mean, "Uh-oh"?
_________________________________
Oh, no. What would I do?
What would I do? What would I do?
_________________________________
Hank, I'm gonna ask you
to do something crazy.
_________________________________
I'm okay with crazy.
_________________________________
All right, Hank.
_________________________________
(WATER BURBLING)
_________________________________
What? What's going on?
_________________________________
(STRAINING)
_________________________________
It's turning. It's working.
_________________________________
-Now!
-Dash, now!
_________________________________
-Let go!
-Jenny, jump!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING WICKEDLY)
_________________________________
And he shall smite the wicked
and plunge them into the fiery pit!
_________________________________
(CRACKING)
_________________________________
-(HORN BLARING)
-Alonzo!
_________________________________
(GEORGETTE SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Save yourself. Make a chute.
_________________________________
-(MR. INCREDIBLE GRUNTS)
-Make a chute. Make a chute.
_________________________________
Make a chute!
_________________________________
-(ELASTIGIRL YELLS)
-(VOYD YELPS)
_________________________________
(WILD CHEERING)
_________________________________
(THUMPING)
_________________________________
Ooh. There's no way out. It's over.
They're going to fish jail! Ooh!
_________________________________
(ANXIOUS STAMMERING)
_________________________________
Wait. Ooh. Oh, no. Ooh.
Get back! Incoming!
_________________________________
(RELIEVED SIGHS)
_________________________________
(SNARLING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(LOUD EXPLOSION)
_________________________________
(HIGH-PITCHED WHOOSH)
_________________________________
HOMER: We did it, boy!
_________________________________
Uh, Dad?
_________________________________
-(CRACKING)
-(HOMER YELPS)
_________________________________
(CRACKING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
(BOTH YELLING)
_________________________________
LUCIUS: Helen!
Brace yourselves!
_________________________________
(YELLS)
_________________________________
(SYKES SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Crash positions!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Quasimodo! Quasi!
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(DORY AND HANK SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING IN SLOW MOTION)
_________________________________
LOREENA MCKENNITT:
♪ Oh gather ye now one and all
_________________________________
♪ No matter what all ye may do
_________________________________
(DISTANT SCREAMING)
_________________________________
♪ Let the stars fill your soul
when the moon cradles all
_________________________________
♪ So to yourself be true
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING LOUDLY)
_________________________________
Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________
(HOMER CONTINUES SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________
(SNEEZES)
_________________________________
(YELPS)
_________________________________
♪ And then, then we'll dance
through the night
_________________________________
Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________
♪ Till the sunbeams sparkle at dawn
_________________________________
Fish!
_________________________________
(BOTH GROANING)
_________________________________
♪ Oh gather ye now one and all... ♪
_________________________________
(IN SLOW MOTION) Dory!
_________________________________
SIGOURNEY: What lies before you
_________________________________
represents the third
and final part of the...
_________________________________
Marine Life mission.
_________________________________
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Rescue, rehabilitation, and release.
_________________________________
Come to Papa.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
I'm Sigourney Weaver.
Thank you for joining me.
_________________________________
BOTH: Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________
-(EXPLOSION)
-(SHATTERING)
_________________________________
(EXCITED CHATTER)
_________________________________
Magnificent!
_________________________________
It's amazing no one was hurt!
_________________________________
(LOUD THUD)
_________________________________
Bye, everybody.
_________________________________
(DYING GROAN)
_________________________________
(ALL SIGHING)
_________________________________
Whoo.
_________________________________
(GASPS) I missed
Jack-Jack's first power?
_________________________________
Actually, you missed the first 17.
_________________________________
-(ALL LAUGHING)
-ELASTIGIRL: Oh!
_________________________________
(JACK-JACK BABBLING)
_________________________________
(PEOPLE APPLAUDING)
_________________________________
(JACK-JACK GIGGLES)
_________________________________
(WIND WHISTLING)
_________________________________
Now, that was a great father-son activity.
_________________________________
CARGILL: Hello, Homer.
_________________________________
So we meet at last, whoever you are.
_________________________________
There's a couple of things
_________________________________
they don't teach you
at Harvard Business School.
_________________________________
One is how to cope with defeat,
and how to handle a shotgun.
_________________________________
I'm going to do both right now.
_________________________________
Wait! If you kill my dad,
_________________________________
you'll never know
where the treasure is buried.
_________________________________
What treasure?
_________________________________
The Treasure of Ima Wiener.
_________________________________
I'm a wiener?
_________________________________
(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________
-Classic.
-Well, always leave them laughing.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Goodbye, sir.
_________________________________
(THUMP)
_________________________________
Maggie! What a great little
accident you turned out to be.
_________________________________
(SUCKING)
_________________________________
Colin? Colin!
_________________________________
Lisa? Colin's dead.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
But his last words were,
_________________________________
(IRISH ACCENT) "Milhouse,
take care of Lisa. Hold her hand."
_________________________________
Uh... I got her all warmed up for you.
_________________________________
Colin! Whoo! Hi.
_________________________________
-Hey, you wanna go...
-Clean up the lake!
_________________________________
Well, I was gonna say "get
some ice cream," but okay.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) Oh, I like ice cream.
_________________________________
Kind of sweaty. Sorry.
_________________________________
JENNY: Oliver?
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(SOFT MEOW)
_________________________________
Oliver? Oliver!
_________________________________
Whew!
_________________________________
Whoo!
_________________________________
The fact that you saved me
doesn't make you right.
_________________________________
But it does make you alive.
_________________________________
And I'm grateful for that.
_________________________________
I'm sorry,
but she'll go to prison.
_________________________________
Well, I'm sorry she's rich
_________________________________
and will probably get no more
than a slap on the wrist.
_________________________________
First of all, Violet,
I like you.
_________________________________
And who knows
what the future may bring...
_________________________________
but I have a good feeling
about all of you.
_________________________________
Hmm. Good feeling.
_________________________________
-Should we be worried?
-(MR. INCREDIBLE CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
You guys got the next shift.
I'm beat. Oh!
_________________________________
I saw what you did back there.
That was incredible!
_________________________________
No pun intended.
_________________________________
VIOLET: Sorry I had to punch you.
_________________________________
(TIRES SCREECH)
_________________________________
Yeah, baby! My sweet ride!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
_________________________________
SORA: Kairi!
_________________________________
Sora!
_________________________________
(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
Kairi. Remember what you said before?
_________________________________
I'm always with you, too.
I'll come back to you. I promise!
_________________________________
I know you will!
_________________________________
_________________________________
You did it, Lewis. You did it!
_________________________________
I'll hold him while you run for help.
_________________________________
Let him go.
_________________________________
What are you doing? He's the bad guy.
_________________________________
No, he's not. He's my roommate.
_________________________________
-What?
-He's my old roommate,
_________________________________
and I really think
you guys should adopt him.
_________________________________
-Are you nuts?
-Give me one good reason why not.
_________________________________
I'll give you three good reasons.
_________________________________
He stole our time machine,
tried to ruin your future,
_________________________________
and he smells like he hasn't showered
in 30 years! Ow!
_________________________________
May I remind you, I'm your father,
and you have to do what I say.
_________________________________
Okay, Mr. Yagoobian,
do you want to be a...
_________________________________
-Where'd he go?
-Goob?
_________________________________
Goob!
_________________________________
Goob.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Look.
_________________________________
Gurgi.
_________________________________
Gurgi.
_________________________________
Why is the duckling so sad?
_________________________________
Yes. He's got what he wanted,
_________________________________
and he's still not satisfied.
_________________________________
Just what do you think
you're up to, ladies?
_________________________________
Oh, we have business
with your little hero.
_________________________________
Hero? Gurgi was the hero.
_________________________________
The only thing that mattered
to you was the Cauldron,
_________________________________
but now it's no use to you,
_________________________________
so we'll just take it and be on our way.
_________________________________
Wait... But... Wait a minute.
_________________________________
Stay your hand, ladies.
_________________________________
We never give anything away.
_________________________________
We bargain. We trade.
_________________________________
Remember?
_________________________________
Did these old ears hear
the word ''bargain''?
_________________________________
Yes, madam, those old ears heard right.
_________________________________
(GASPS EXCITEDY)
_________________________________
I adore forceful men.
_________________________________
Oh, pull yourself together, madam.
_________________________________
Now, come on, out with it.
What is your offer?
_________________________________
-No, not my...
-Then I'll do it.
_________________________________
ORWEN: A magnificent
sword for a warrior.
_________________________________
I'm not a warrior.
_________________________________
I'm a pig boy.
_________________________________
What would I do with a sword?
_________________________________
Absolutely nothing.
_________________________________
TARAN: But I would trade...
_________________________________
ALL: Yes?
_________________________________
The Cauldron for Gurgi.
_________________________________
Oh, dear!
_________________________________
It's not possible.
_________________________________
Just as I thought, ladies.
_________________________________
You've got no real power!
_________________________________
Admit it! Admit it!
_________________________________
ORDDU: We have made a bargain.
_________________________________
(ORDDU LAUGHING)
_________________________________
EILONWY: Oh, Taran.
_________________________________
Munchings and crunchings
in here somewhere.
_________________________________
Gurgi! You're alive!
_________________________________
He's alive.
_________________________________
FFLEWDDUR: Great beelin', he is alive.
_________________________________
Oh, Fflewddur, Fflewddur, he's alive!
_________________________________
I'm alive! Gurgi's alive!
_________________________________
Look, look, look! Touch me!
_________________________________
Gurgi, you clever little thing.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
Come on, Gurgi. Let's go home.
_________________________________
Gurgi's happy day!
_________________________________
Come on.
_________________________________
Great beelin'!
_________________________________
(FFLEWDDUR LAUGHING)
_________________________________
NEWS ANCHOR:
Internet users are breathing
_________________________________
a collective sigh of relief tonight.
_________________________________
Just as mysteriously as it appeared,
_________________________________
the Wreck-lt Ralph virus has vanished.
_________________________________
(SCREECHING)
_________________________________
(CODY MIMICS MARAHUTE)
_________________________________
It's okay.
_________________________________
Come on.
_________________________________
Thanks, little mate.
_________________________________
RALPH: You know what
I just realized?
_________________________________
The sun never rises or sets here...
_________________________________
because everything's always on.
_________________________________
Well, now, isn't that
an astute observation?
_________________________________
I know, right?
_________________________________
You know,
other than KnowsMore,
_________________________________
I'm probably the smartest guy
on the Internet.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) Yeah. Yeah.
_________________________________
Yo, V. We're about to come
back online. You ready?
_________________________________
Be right there!
_________________________________
Hey, Ralph,
don't be a stranger!
_________________________________
Well, I can't be much stranger
than you, Shank.
_________________________________
Oh. That's a good dad joke.
_________________________________
Hey, don't forget.
_________________________________
You know Shank added my code
and everything,
_________________________________
so I'll be able to regenerate.
_________________________________
I'm gonna be totally safe.
_________________________________
No, I know.
It's gonna be great.
_________________________________
You found your dream game.
_________________________________
Yeah, I did.
_________________________________
I did.
_________________________________
So, uh...
_________________________________
I guess I should probably
head in there now, you know?
_________________________________
Oh, before you go,
I wanted to give you this.
_________________________________
Oh, I'm so sorry I broke it, Ralph.
_________________________________
No, no. It's okay.
_________________________________
Now we can both have a half. See?
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Yeah!
_________________________________
I love you so much.
_________________________________
I'm really gonna miss you.
_________________________________
I'm gonna miss you too, kid.
_________________________________
I really am.
_________________________________
All right.
_________________________________
Okay, getting a little clingy on me, here.
_________________________________
Go on. Get out of here.
_________________________________
The world's waiting for you, kid.
_________________________________
Oh, Bernard, you are magnificent.
You are absolutely the hero of the day.
_________________________________
Miss Bianca,
before anything else happens,
_________________________________
-will you marry me?
-Bernard.
_________________________________
Of course, I will!
_________________________________
Well done, mate.
_________________________________
Come on, Marahute, let's all go home.
_________________________________
_________________________________
RALPH: (SIGHS) I'll be honest,
_________________________________
it still feels kind of weird around here.
_________________________________
I mean, a lot has changed.
_________________________________
Even though we got that steering wheel
_________________________________
and saved Sugar Rush...
_________________________________
it's never really gonna be the same.
_________________________________
For one thing,
the racers aren't even
_________________________________
that obnoxious anymore.
_________________________________
Oh, golly. I'm sorry
you didn't win, Taffyta.
_________________________________
Pfft! Our friendship
is much more important to me
_________________________________
than winning, Rancis.
_________________________________
Losing builds character!
_________________________________
Everyone's a winner, Taffyta.
_________________________________
RALPH: Felix and Calhoun,
as goofy as they are,
_________________________________
they turn out to be pretty great parents.
_________________________________
I gotta hand it to you two,
_________________________________
how on earth did you tame those things?
_________________________________
It's simple, Surge.
_________________________________
The key to parenting is...
_________________________________
-(CARS WHOOSHING)
-(FELIX TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________
And then what you do is...
_________________________________
(CARS WHOOSHING)
_________________________________
(CALHOUN TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________
And that is the secret
to raising perfect children.
_________________________________
Wow, I wish every parent
could hear that.
_________________________________
RALPH: I'm keeping busy, too.
_________________________________
I finally joined Zangief's book club.
_________________________________
Good point, Bison.
And how about you, Ralph?
_________________________________
Do you feel Dostoyevsky
_________________________________
intended to make narrator unreliable?
_________________________________
Um... (EXHALES)
_________________________________
(STAMMERS) I do and I don't.
_________________________________
You do, and you don't.
_________________________________
Duality.
That's really deep, Ralph.
_________________________________
Thanks, Sonic.
_________________________________
(WHISPERING) I don't know
what I'm talking about.
_________________________________
Oh. And we got this new thing
we do every Friday night...
_________________________________
where we all go and hang out
in a different game.
_________________________________
I actually hosted this week.
_________________________________
Heyo!
_________________________________
Hope you're all hungry.
I made burnt pie.
_________________________________
What's burnt pie, Wreck-It?
_________________________________
Oh, it's just a pie that you burn.
_________________________________
You can use any pie.
_________________________________
You just leave it in the oven too long.
_________________________________
(COUGHS, CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________
Yeah, we really do have a lot of fun.
_________________________________
I guess that's pretty much
all the news I got for you.
_________________________________
Oh, man, your stories
never disappoint, Ralph.
_________________________________
I just wish we can hang out sooner.
_________________________________
Yeah. Me, too.
_________________________________
When did you say you were
getting those days off?
_________________________________
Uh, our update starts on January 25th,
_________________________________
so, like, two months from now.
_________________________________
Oh, that'll go by in a flash.
Oh, speaking of which...
_________________________________
you want me to bring you
anything from home
_________________________________
when I come visit?
_________________________________
Oh! You know what I cannot find
_________________________________
anywhere on the Internet?
_________________________________
A halfway decent BurgerTime burger.
_________________________________
I've been talking them up
to Shank and the crew.
_________________________________
And honestly, I think
they're starting to think
_________________________________
I'm making it up.
_________________________________
All right, consider it done.
_________________________________
I'll bring you guys a truckload.
_________________________________
Well, sun's coming up already.
_________________________________
Guess I better get to it.
_________________________________
Yeah, me too.
_________________________________
Talk next week?
_________________________________
I shall await your call,
madam.
_________________________________
Then, adieu, adieu,
farting is such sweet sorrow.
_________________________________
-(CHUCKLES)
-So long, stinkbrain.
_________________________________
Bye, kid.
_________________________________
(BEEPS)
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
Hey.
You doing okay there, Ralph?
_________________________________
Yeah, I am, actually.
I'm doing great.
_________________________________
Come on, Felix.
Let's get to work, buddy.
_________________________________
_________________________________
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