Disney NeverEnding Chronology (Summer 2018 Part 3) - Subtitles (en)

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July 2018 (cont.)

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Our Blueberry troop salutes you bugs
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for rescuing our smallest member,

Princess Dot.
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And as a tribute to Miss Francis,

we've changed our bandannas!
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We voted you

our honorary den mother!
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(KIDS CHEERING)
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What? Great.
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All right, girls. Let's move

your little keisters out of here now.
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The patient needs her rest, you know.

Come on.
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Excuse me, Flik.

Can I talk to you just for a second?
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Oh, sure.
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Again, thank you all very, very much.
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HEIMLICH: Oh, stop. You're too kind.

ALL: Thank you.
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You don't think I've offended

the warriors, do you?
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-You? No.

-Oh, good. Because, you see,
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when you first brought them here,
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I thought you'd hired

a bunch of clowns.
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You did?
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(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
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Don't tell them I said that.
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Boy, that's all I'd need,

another royal blunder like that.
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-Princess, you're doing a great job.

-Thanks. You're sweet.
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You're wrong, but sweet.
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-I know what everyone really thinks.

-I don't follow you.
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Everyone, the whole colony. Nobody

really believes I can do this job.
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(SIGHS) It's like they're all watching me,
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-just... Just...

-Waiting for you to screw up.
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-Flik, I owe you an apology.

-For what?
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Well, I haven't been that nice to you,

and I'm sorry.
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If there's any way I can

make it up to you... Hey! I know!
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How would you like to be the queen's

official aide to the warrior bugs?
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-Me?

-Oh, sure.
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You've got a great rapport going

with them,
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especially after that rescue.

It was very brave.
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-Really? No, no...

-Well, not every bug would face a bird.
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-I mean, even Hopper's afraid of them.

-Yeah, well, I guess maybe I have...
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-Say that again?

-I said, even Hopper's afraid of birds.
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Thank you.

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REPORTER: A new report
out today shows that,

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when it comes
to decision-making...

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people have more trust
in a monkey

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throwing darts than Congress.

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What's going on, Tommy?
A protest?
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-(PROTESTERS CHANTING)

-They're here in support.
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Support? Support of what?
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TOMMY:
Well, in support of you.
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(CHANTING CONTINUES)
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Wow. Oh, hey...
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Thanks for coming out. Hi.
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Oh, my goodness.
Thanks so much.
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Oh, hello.
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What does your sign say?
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ALL: (CHANTING)
Ka-boom! Ka-pow!
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Supers should be legal now!
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Talk to ya.
Oh, what do ya know!
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Ellenwood.
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Oh, now you wanna
return my calls
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about superheroes, huh?
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Oh, I'll have to
call you back.
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Oh, that felt good.
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Felicia, hold my calls,
please.
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Hey!
It's working!
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Hey, the ambassador
made a big speech
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about superheroes today.
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Turns out
saving someone's life
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makes a good impression
on them. Who knew, huh?
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I'm getting calls
from all over the world.
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Media awareness is up 72%.
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The push
for superhero legalization
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is becoming
a worldwide movement!

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I have big plans
for our next move.
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We're gonna have
a summit at sea.
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We'll use our ship...
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we'll gather leaders
and Supers...

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-from all over the world.

-That's great.
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I'm happy.
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I'm happy the numbers are up.
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I'm happy the ambassador
is pro-superhero...
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and I'm happy you're happy.
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I'm hearing that you're happy,

but why am I not feeling it?
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Because I didn't get him!
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Screenslaver
is still out there.
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All I did was play his game

and win this round.
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He's gonna want more
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and as long as
he gets to play, he wins.
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One thing
I've learned in business?
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Smell the flowers.
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They don't bloom that often.
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What do you want
on your tombstone?
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"She worried a lot"?
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EVELYN: All right,
stop talking.
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Show her.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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This is just
so exciting, isn't it? Huh?
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(CHATTER STOPS)
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Oh, wow. Uh...
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Wow! Elastigirl,
there you are.
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-Hello.

-(STAMMERS) I didn't...
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Wow!
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Come on,
get yourself together, Karen.
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Hi, my superhero name is Voyd.
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I just wanna thank you,
for, like, for being you!
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(STAMMERING)
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Okay, what I can do, um,
is this.
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(ALL GASP)
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(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Yeah.
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That is impressive.
Very interdimensional.

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I felt like an outcast before.
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But now, with you being you,
I feel like...

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(SIGHS)
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Yay, me.
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I flew them in from all over.
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They've all been in hiding.
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They have powers,
secret identities...
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and names
they've given themselves.
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I'm Screech. It's a pleasure.
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I've always considered you
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the gold standard
for superheroes.
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Well, thanks. You're too nice.
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I am called Brick.
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Nice to meet you, Brick.

Uh, where are you from?
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Wisconsin.
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Oh. Elastigirl.
I assume your powers are...
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You know,
zapping things electrically...
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charging things, bolts of
lightning, that kind of stuff.
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Name's Reflux.
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Medical condition
or superpower, you decide.
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(CHUCKLES)
That's a little line
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I say just to put
people at ease.
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Hope I don't offend.

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Oh, no, no, no.
Reflux. Love it.

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(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
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Well, I do look forward
to working with you.
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Yes, that is impressive.
Keep practicing.

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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-(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)
-Ow!
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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(SNORING)
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Well, I'm beat.
Congratulations. Big day.

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Good night, ladies.
I will see you tomorrow.

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Good night.
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Must be nice for you,
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being out front
after all this time.

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Out front?
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Well, it's been a while
since your superhero days...

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and even then,
you were kind of
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in Mr. Incredible's shadow.
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Nah, I beg to differ.
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I'm not... I'm not
saying you weren't big.
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No, you were,
and are, a superstar...
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but you have
the stage to yourself now.
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And people have
to pay attention.
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Oh, you mean, "It's a man's
world" and all that?

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Well, what world
do you live in?
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Your brother runs DEVTECH.
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I don't want his job.
I invent, he sells.

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I ask you, which of us
has the greater influence?
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Which side of me
are you asking?
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The believer or the cynic?
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The cynic...
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Would say selling
is more important

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because the best sellers

have the most buyers.
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Doesn't matter
what you're selling.
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It only matters
what people buy.
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This is true.
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If I discovered
the origin of the universe...

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my brother would find a way
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to market it as a, uh,
foot massager.

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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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So, what would
the believer say?
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The believer would tell you
to make your mark.

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Don't wait for permission,
assert yourself

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and impose your will
on the status quo.

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-Sounds like my brother.

-What?
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You sound like my brother.
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Well, he's not wrong.

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There is an art
to getting a reaction...

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(GASPS) Oh! I know
how to get him.
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-My brother?
-No. Screenslaver!
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You're tech savvy. I need
to lock onto a signal...
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and trace its origin.
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How fast can you
slap something together
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and meet me at the airport?

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Airport?
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Need to go
out of town, pronto.

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I can get your contraption

together by 5:00 a.m.
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I need to get on TV.
Chad!
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I'll get my brother to set up
an exclusive with him
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tonight on the newscast.

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Finish our interview by phone!
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Promote the hell out of it.
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Independence
from Screenslavery!
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-Chad tonight.
-BOTH: Boom! (LAUGHING)

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(OVERLAPPING NOISES ON VIDEOS)
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Man, there are all kinds of
videos in here.
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Yeah, if you like babies
and cats.
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-Look, there's you!
-Oh, yeah.
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RALPH: (ON VIDEO)
I'm gonna wreck it!
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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VANELLOPE: I wonder
why those little guys
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are giving your video
all those hearts?
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Because obviously
they love me.
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I told you this place
was a good idea.

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(SCOFFS)
Yeah, sure you did, doof.
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Now, who we supposed to see
about getting paid again?
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The head algorithm.
Her name is Yesss.

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No. No. No.
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Uninspired, clichéd...
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Ugh! YouTube's got this one.
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Chewbacca Dad? Really?
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Yeah, it's like Chewbacca Mom,
but it's a daddy.

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-No!
-(DOOR OPENS)
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Heyo!
Are you the head of Al Gore?
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I am the head algorithm
of BuzzzTube...
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which means
I curate the content...
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at the Internet's most popular
video-sharing site.
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Which means,
I don't have time to trifle...
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with every shoeless,

mouth-breathing hobo
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that trundles into my office.
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Call security, Maybe.
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Yes. (STAMMERS) But, Yesss,
this is the leaf blower guy.
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Who?
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The man
with undulating jowls.
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So?
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(WHISPERS) His video has
1.3 million hearts.
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(EXCLAIMS) Well!
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(LAUGHS)
Why didn't you tell me
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I was in the presence
of a genius?
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(SNAPS FINGERS)
Grab him a drink. (CHUCKLES)
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Yeah, this lady named Shank...
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she actually made the video.
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She's the one who told us
to come see you.
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No wonder
your video's so dope.
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Shank is for real cool.
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Right?
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(SCOFFS) She is not.
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I'm the cool one
getting all the hearts.
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Well, that's right,
you big baby.
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-(YESSS COOING)
-(GIGGLES)
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Yeah.
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Um, what'd you say
your name was?
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Ralph, Wreck-It Ralph.
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Well, Wreck-lt Ralph,
you are trending!
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And these are for you. Hearts,
hearts, hearts, hearts.
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-Hearts, hearts, hearts!
-Hearts, hearts, hearts!
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Yes! Hearts!
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(BOTH REPEATING)
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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Uh, not to buzzkill
the lovefest
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you guys got going on here...
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but Shank kinda told us that
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viral videos can make,
like, actual money?
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Oh, hearts are money, honey.
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Your Buzzzy account
converts hearts into dollars.
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Ka-ching!
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RALPH: $43,000!
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Kid, we only needed $27,001.
We're done.
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Oh, no, no, no. (LAUGHING)
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That's $43.
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43? That's not even
half of 27,001.
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And we only have eight hours

left to save my game.
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Ugh. Well, I hate to say it,
but that ain't happening.
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Your video is tapped out.
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But I thought I was trenching?
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Trending.
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You were.
But that was 15 seconds ago.
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Now, you're not. (CHUCKLES)
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Thanks for stopping by,
though.
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Aw!
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What are we gonna do, kid?
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All right, pal, I have
an idea. And hear me out.
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What if we go back
to Slaughter Race

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and I ask Shank really...
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No, no, no. We're not going
back to that death trap.
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Yesss, what if I made you

a whole bunch of videos...
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of me doing all kinds of them
crazy things?
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You mean saturate the market?
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That could give you
a lot of hearts fast.
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Have you thought
this through at all?
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What do you plan on even doing
in these videos?
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I'll just copy
whatever's popular.
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Genius. Yo, Maybe,
what's trending right now?
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Mmm-hmm.
Let's have a lookie-lookie.
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As usual, human suffering
is number one...
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followed by hot pepper
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-eating challenges...
-(SCREAMING)
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-video game walkthroughs...
-(GOAT SCREAMING)
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oh, screaming goats
are back...
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unboxings, cooking demos,
makeup tutorials...
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and lastly, ugh, bee puns.
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(BUZZING) Let's "bee" friends.

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(BOTH GROAN)
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Two weeks in a row, guys.
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That's a fortnight
of bee puns.
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He won't be doing any bee
puns. They're beneath you.
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Oh, I'm doing the bee pun.
Oh, yes, I am.
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And I'll be eating a hot pepper,

and I'm putting on makeup...
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and whatever else it takes!
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Because, kid, we came here

to save your game
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and we're gonna do it.
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I love it! Ha!
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That is what the Internet
was made for!
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Now, let's get to work.

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Halloween Town
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To see the whole adventure, go to: The Nightmare Before Christmas – Subtitles (en)
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The world will applaud me
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Its praise will reward me
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And I, Fflewddur Fflam will find fame

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(GIGGLING)
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They're almost finished, Fflewddur.
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It's not too good,
but it will hold for awhile.

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Yes, I shall sing of your deed.
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It would be better to sing
of our heroic escape.
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Weren't you a bit frightened, Fflewddur?
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A Fflam, frightened?
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(LAUGHS)
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The word is not in my vocabulary.

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But in this case, well-chosen, my dear.
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I wasn't afraid.
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Ouch! Not afraid?
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Why, we were running for our lives.
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Well, I got us out of the castle, didn't I?

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You? I'd say it was the sword's magic.
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But it takes a great warrior

to handle a sword like this.
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But still, it is a magic sword.
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What does a girl
know about swords anyway?

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Girl? Girl?
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If it weren't for this girl,
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you would still be

in the Horned King's dungeon.
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Here now, Princess Eilonwy, Taran.
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At least I don't keep

talking about it forever.
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Oh, you're so, so boring!
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Princess Eilonwy...
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How dare you take his side?
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I really didn't... I didn't mean to

interfere, you know.
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Silly girl. Even if she is a princess.

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But were going to have to... To...
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Dear, oh, dear.
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(SOBBING)
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Hello.
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Hello.
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Fflewddur is right, you know.
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We are going to have to work together.
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And we'll find your pig.
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I'm sure it's important.
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Thank you for getting me

out of the dungeon.
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Oh, but we couldn't have

done it without you.
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Well, at least were all safe.
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(FFLEWDDUR GROANING)
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Great beelin!
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Fflewddur!
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Help! Murder!
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Hurry!
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Gurgi's lucky day. (LAUGHING)
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Get this thing off me.
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Wow.
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Yes, keep it! It's a gift!
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Want this. Gurgi want this.
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Go ahead.
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I'm sure you've murdered for less.

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Want. Gurgi want!
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Gurgi.

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Master? Oh, old man fell down.

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Get up. Get up.
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Well, really.
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Who is your pungent little friend?
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He's no friend of mine.
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He's just a coward and a thief.
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Too big anyway.

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(GIGGLES) You're charming.
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And pungent too.

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Well, what are you waiting for?
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Yes, yes. Exactly.

Now toddle off, toddle off.
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Gurgi go!
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Tracks? Tracks!
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Gurgi remember. Saw piggy's tracks.
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-You did?

-Today!
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Today? Wait a minute.
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He'll try anything.
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Oh, youre both horrid.
He just might know.
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Pretty lady come too?
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Well, I...
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Yes, yes, yes!

Follow Gurgi! Follow Gurgi!

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You better be telling the truth.
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Gurgi not lie, not this time.
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Hmm.

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(GRUNTING)

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You!

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Easy, easy. I just shaved this morning.

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-Oh, really? You missed a spot.

-All right, all right.

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Just calm down.

Just give me a chance to apologize.

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For what?

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-(GASPING)

-That, for example.

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You sneaky son of a...

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Ah, ah, ah. Watch it. You're in a church.

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Are you always this charming,

or am I just lucky?

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Whoa! (LAUGHING)

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Candlelight, privacy, music.

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Can't think of a better place

for hand-to-hand combat.

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Ooh!

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You fight almost as well as a man.

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Funny, I was going to say

the same thing about you.

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That's hitting a little below the belt,

don't you think?

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No. This is.

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Ooh!

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-(GROANING)

-(CLANGING)

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Touché. (GROANS)

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-I didn't know you had a kid.

-Well, he doesn't take kindly to soldiers.

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Uh, I noticed. Uh...

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Permit me.

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I'm Phoebus. It means "sun god."

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-And you are?

-Is this an interrogation?

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I believe it's called an introduction.

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-You're not arresting me?

-Not as long as you're in here. I can't.

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Huh. You're not at all

like the other soldiers.

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Thank you.

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So, if you're not going to arrest me,

what do you want?

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I'd settle for your name.

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-Esmeralda.

-Beautiful.

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Much better than Phoebus, anyway.

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Good work, Captain. Now arrest her.

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(BLEATING)

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(WHISPERING) Claim "sanctuary."

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-Say it!

-You tricked me.

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I'm waiting, Captain.

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I'm sorry, sir. She claimed sanctuary.

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There's nothing I can do.

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Then drag her outside and...

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Frollo, you will not touch her!

Don't worry.

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Minister Frollo learned years ago

to respect the sanctity of the church.

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All right, all right. I'm going.

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(GASPING)

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-You think you've outwitted me.

-(STRUGGLING)

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But I'm a patient man.

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And gypsies don't do well

inside stone walls.

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(SNIFFING)

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What are you doing?

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I was just imagining a rope

around that beautiful neck.

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I know what you were imagining.

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Such a clever witch.

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So typical of your kind to twist the truth.

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To cloud the mind with unholy thoughts.

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Well, no matter.

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You've chosen a magnificent prison.

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But it is a prison, nonetheless.

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Set one foot outside, and you're mine.

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Frollo's orders.

Post a guard at every door.

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(GRUNTS)

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(SLURPING)
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(CLATTERING)
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-Remy!

-Emile?
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I can't believe it! You're alive!
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-You made it!

-I thought I'd never see you guys again!
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We figured
you didn't survive the rapids.

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And what are you eating?
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I don't really know.

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I think it was
some sort of wrapper once.

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What? No.
You're in Paris now, baby. My town.

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No brother of mine eats rejectamenta
in my town.

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(PEOPLE LAUGHING)
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(GRUNTING)
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Remy! You are stealing?
You told Linguini he could trust you.

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-And he can. It's for my brother.

-But the boy could lose his job.

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Which means I would, too.
It's under control, okay?
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-More wine?

-I shouldn't, but... Okay.

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So, where did you train, Linguini?
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Train? All right.

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Surely you don't expect me to believe
this is your first time cooking?
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-It's not.

-I knew it!
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It's my... Second, third, fourth...
Fifth time.

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Monday was my first time.

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But I've taken out the garbage
lots of times before that...

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Yes, yes. Have some more wine.

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Tell me, Linguini, about your interests.

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Do you like animals?
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(CHUCKLING) What?
Animals? What kind?
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The usual, dogs, cats, horses,
guinea pigs,

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rats.

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I brought you something to...

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(SCREAMS)
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No, no, no, no, no!
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Spit that out right now!
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I have got to teach you about food.
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Close your eyes.
Now take a bite of...

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No! No! No!
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-Don't just hork it down!

-Too late.

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Here.

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Chew it slowly.
Only think about the taste.

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-See?

-Not really.

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Creamy, salty sweet,
an oaky nuttiness.

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-You detect that?

-Oh, I'm detecting nuttiness.

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Close your eyes. Now taste this.

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Whole different thing, right?
Sweet, crisp, slight tang on the finish.

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-Okay.

-Now, try them together.

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Okay.

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I think I'm getting
a little something there.

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-It might be the nuttiness.

-See?
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-Could be the tang.

-That's it.

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Now, imagine every great taste
in the world
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being combined
into infinite combinations.

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Tastes that no one has tried yet!
Discoveries to be made!
_________________________________

I think...

_________________________________

Uh-huh.

_________________________________

-You lost me again.

-(GROANING) Yeah.

_________________________________

But that was interesting.

_________________________________

Most interesting garbage I ever...
Hey! What are we doing?
_________________________________

Dad doesn't know you're alive yet!
_________________________________

We've got to go to the colony!
Everyone will be thrilled!
_________________________________

-Yeah! But...

-What?
_________________________________

Thing is, I kind of have to...

_________________________________

What do you "have to"
more than family?
_________________________________

What's more important here?
_________________________________

Well, I...

_________________________________

It wouldn't hurt to visit.

_________________________________

-Have you had a pet rat?

-No.

_________________________________

-Did you work in a lab with rats?

-No.

_________________________________

Perhaps you lived in squalor
at some point?
_________________________________

Nopety nopety no.

_________________________________

You know something about rats!
You know you do!
_________________________________

You know who know do whacka-doo.
Ratta-tatta.
_________________________________

-Hey! Why do they call it that?

-What?
_________________________________

Ratatouille. It's like a stew, right?
Why do they call it that?
_________________________________

If you're going to name a food,
_________________________________

you should give it a name
that sounds delicious.

_________________________________

Ratatouille doesn't sound delicious.
It sounds like "rat" and "patootie."
_________________________________

Rat patootie.
Which does not sound delicious.

_________________________________

Regrettably we are all out of wine.

_________________________________

My son has returned!
_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)

_________________________________

And finding someone to replace you
for poison checker has been a disaster.

_________________________________

Nothing's been poisoned, thank God,
but it hasn't been easy.

_________________________________

-You didn't make it easy.

-I know. I am sorry, Dad.

_________________________________

Well, the important thing
is that you're home.

_________________________________

(STUTTERING) Yeah, well, about that...

_________________________________

You look thin. Why is that?
_________________________________

A shortage of food,
or a surplus of snobbery?
_________________________________

It's tough out there in the big world
all alone, isn't it?
_________________________________

Sure, but it's not like I'm a kid anymore.

_________________________________

-Hey. Hey, boy. What's up?

-I can take care of myself.

_________________________________

I've found a nice spot not far away,
so I'll be able to visit often.

_________________________________

Nothing like a cold splash of reality
to make you...

_________________________________

-Visit?

-I will. I promise. Often.

_________________________________

-You're not staying?

-No. It's not a big deal, Dad. I just...

_________________________________

You didn't think
I was going to stay forever, did you?

_________________________________
Eventually,
a bird's got to leave the nest.

_________________________________

We're not birds. We're rats.

_________________________________

We don't leave our nests.
We make them bigger.

_________________________________

-Well, maybe I'm a different kind of rat.

-Maybe you're not a rat at all.

_________________________________

Maybe that's a good thing.

_________________________________

Hey! The band's
really on tonight, huh?
_________________________________

Rats. All we do is take, Dad.

_________________________________

I'm tired of taking.
I want to make things.

_________________________________

I want to add something to this world.

_________________________________

-You're talking like a human.

-Who are not as bad as you say.

_________________________________

-Oh, yeah? What makes you so s?

-Oh, man.

_________________________________

(HESITANTLY) I've been able to
observe them
_________________________________

at a close-ish sort of range.

_________________________________

-Yeah? How close?

-Close enough.

_________________________________

And they're, you know,
not so bad as you say they are.

_________________________________

Come with me.
I got something I want you to see.

_________________________________

You know, I'm going to stay here.

_________________________________

Make sure the floors and countertops
are clean before you lock up.

_________________________________

Wait. You want me to stay and clean?
_________________________________

Is that a problem?
_________________________________

-No.

-Good boy. See you tomorrow.

_________________________________

(SIGHING)
_________________________________

We're here.

_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

Take a good long look, Remy.

_________________________________

Now, this is what happens
_________________________________

when a rat gets
a little too comfortable around humans.

_________________________________

The world we live in
belongs to the enemy.

_________________________________

We must live carefully.

_________________________________

We look out for our own kind, Remy.

_________________________________

When all is said and done,
we're all we've got.

_________________________________

-No.

-What?
_________________________________

No. Dad, I don't believe it.
You're telling me that the future is...

_________________________________

Can only be more of this?
_________________________________

This is the way things are.
You can't change nature.

_________________________________

Change is nature, Dad.
The part that we can influence.

_________________________________

And it starts when we decide.

_________________________________

-Where you going?

-With luck, forward.

_________________________________

_________________________________

Don't worry, Djali.

_________________________________

If Frollo thinks he can keep us here,

he's wrong.

_________________________________

Don't act rashly, my child.

_________________________________

You created quite a stir at the festival.

_________________________________

It would be unwise to arouse

Frollo's anger further.

_________________________________

You saw what he did out there,

letting the crowd torture that poor boy.

_________________________________

I thought if just one person

could stand up to him, then...

_________________________________

(SIGHING)

_________________________________

What do they have against people

who are different, anyway?

_________________________________

You can't right

all the wrongs of this world by yourself.

_________________________________

No one out there is going to help,

that's for sure.

_________________________________

Well, perhaps there's

someone in here who can.

_________________________________

(PARISHIONERS MURMURING)

_________________________________

(SINGING) I don't know 
if You can hear me

_________________________________

Or if You're even there

_________________________________

I don't know if You would listen

_________________________________

To a gypsy's prayer

_________________________________

Yes, I know I'm just an outcast

_________________________________

I shouldn't speak to You

_________________________________

Still, I see your face and wonder

_________________________________

Were You once an outcast, too?

_________________________________

God help the outcasts

_________________________________

Hungry from birth

_________________________________

Show them the mercy

_________________________________

They don't find on earth

_________________________________

God help my people

_________________________________

We look to You still

_________________________________

God help the outcasts

_________________________________

Or nobody will

_________________________________

PARISHIONERS: I ask for wealth

_________________________________

I ask for fame

_________________________________

I ask for glory

_________________________________

To shine on my name

_________________________________

I ask for love

_________________________________

I can possess

_________________________________

I ask for God and His angels

_________________________________

To bless me

_________________________________

I ask for nothing

_________________________________

I can get by

_________________________________

But I know so many

_________________________________

Less lucky than I

_________________________________

Please help my people

_________________________________

The poor and downtrod

_________________________________

I thought we all were

_________________________________

The children of God

_________________________________

God help the outcasts

_________________________________

Children of

_________________________________

God

_________________________________

-You! Bell ringer!

-(GASPS)

_________________________________

What are you doing down here?

_________________________________

Oh!

_________________________________

Haven't you caused

enough trouble already?

_________________________________

Wait.

_________________________________

I want to talk to you.

_________________________________

Look, he's got a friend with him.

_________________________________

Yeah. Maybe today wasn't

a total loss after all.

_________________________________

-A vision of loveliness.

-The one in the dress ain't bad either.

_________________________________

-Way to go, Quasi!

-Congratulations.

_________________________________

-We knew you had it in ya.

-Got the girls chasin' ya already.

_________________________________

Actually, I...

_________________________________

You mustn't run too fast,

or she'll get away.

_________________________________

Yes, I know. That's what I...

_________________________________

Give her some slack, then reel her in.

_________________________________

Then give her some slack,

then reel her in.

_________________________________

-Then give her some slack...

-Knock it off, Hugo.

_________________________________

She's a girl, not a mackerel.

_________________________________

Here you are. I was afraid I'd lost you.

_________________________________

Yes. (COUGHS) Well, I, uh...

_________________________________

I have chores to do.

It was nice seeing you again.

_________________________________

-(GROANING) Oh.

-No, wait!

_________________________________

(SMOOCHING)

_________________________________

I'm really sorry about this afternoon.

I had no idea who you were.

_________________________________

I would never in my life

have pulled you...

_________________________________

Up on the...

_________________________________

Stage.

_________________________________

-What is this place?

-This is where I live.

_________________________________

Did you make all these things yourself?

_________________________________
QUASIMODO: Most of them.

_________________________________

This is beautiful.

_________________________________

If I could do this, you wouldn't find me

dancing in the streets for coins.

_________________________________

But you're a wonderful dancer.

_________________________________

Well, it keeps bread on the table,

anyway. What's this?

_________________________________

(STAMMERING) Oh, no, please!

I'm not finished.

_________________________________

I still have to paint them.

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

It's the blacksmith and the baker!

_________________________________

You're a surprising person, Quasimodo.

_________________________________

Not to mention lucky.

All this room to yourself.

_________________________________

Well, it's not just me.

_________________________________

There's the gargoyles

and, of course, the bells.

_________________________________

-Would you like to see them?

-Yes, of course. Wouldn't we, Djali?

_________________________________

Follow me. I'll introduce you.

_________________________________

-I never knew there were so many.

-That's Little Sophia.

_________________________________

And Jeane-Marie,

Anne-Marie, Louise-Marie.

_________________________________

Triplets, you know.

_________________________________

-And who's this?

-Big Marie.

_________________________________

-(ECHOING) Hello!

-(BELL RESONATING)

_________________________________

She likes you.

Would you like to see more?

_________________________________

How about it, Djali?

_________________________________

(BELCH ECHOING)

_________________________________

-We'd love to.

-Good.

_________________________________

I've saved the best for last.

_________________________________
ESMERALDA: Oh!

_________________________________
ESMERALDA: I bet the king

himself doesn't have a view like this.

_________________________________

-I could stay up here forever.

-You could, you know.

_________________________________

No, I couldn't.

_________________________________

-Oh, yes, you have sanctuary.

-But not freedom.

_________________________________

"Gypsies don't do well

inside stone walls."

_________________________________

But you're not like other gypsies.

They are evil.

_________________________________

-Who told you that?

-My master, Frollo.

_________________________________

He raised me.

_________________________________

How can such a cruel man have

raised someone like you?

_________________________________

Cruel? Oh, no.

_________________________________

He saved my life.

He took me in when no one else would.

_________________________________

-I am a monster, you know.

-He told you that?

_________________________________

Look at me.

_________________________________

-Give me you hand. Just let me see it.

-What?

_________________________________

Hmm.

_________________________________

A long lifeline.

_________________________________

Oh, and this one means you're shy.

_________________________________

Hmm. Hmm, hmm, hmm.

_________________________________

-Well, that's funny.

-What?

_________________________________

-I don't see any...

-Any what?

_________________________________

Monster lines. Not a single one.

_________________________________

Now you look at me.

Do you think I'm evil?

_________________________________

No! No, no.

You are kind and good and...

_________________________________

And a gypsy. And maybe Frollo's wrong

about the both of us.

_________________________________

What did she say?

_________________________________

Frollo's nose is long,

and he wears a truss.

_________________________________

Ha! Told ya! Pay up.

_________________________________

-Oh, dear.

-Chump.

_________________________________

You helped me. Now I will help you.

_________________________________

But there's no way out.

There are soldiers at every door.

_________________________________

We won't use a door.

_________________________________

-You mean, climb down?

-Sure.

_________________________________

-You carry him. I carry you.

-Okay.

_________________________________

Come on, Djali.

_________________________________

-Ready?

-Yes.

_________________________________

-Don't be afraid.

-I'm not afraid.

_________________________________

-Now I'm afraid.

-The trick is not to look down.

_________________________________

(BLEATING)

_________________________________
ESMERALDA: You've done this before?

_________________________________
QUASIMODO: No.

_________________________________

(GASPING)

_________________________________

Ooh!

_________________________________

Wow, you're quite an acrobat.

_________________________________

Thank you.

_________________________________

Whoa!

_________________________________

(CRASHING)

_________________________________

SOLDIER 1: Check the alley!

SOLDIER 2: This way!

_________________________________

(ESMERALDA GASPING)

_________________________________

-I hope I didn't scare you.

-Not for an instant.

_________________________________

-(BLEATING TIREDLY)

-I'll never forget you, Esmeralda.

_________________________________

-Come with me.

-What?

_________________________________

To the court of miracles.

Leave this place.

_________________________________

Oh, no.

_________________________________

I'm never going back out there again.

You saw what happened today.

_________________________________

No. This is where I belong.

_________________________________

All right, then I'll come to see you.

_________________________________

-Here? But the soldiers and Frollo!

-I'll come after sunset.

_________________________________

But at sunset, I ring the evening mass,

and after that I clean the cloisters.

_________________________________

And then I ring the vespers, and...

Whatever is good for you.

_________________________________

If you ever need sanctuary,

this will show you the way.

_________________________________

-But how?

-Just remember.

_________________________________

When you wear this woven band,

you hold the city in your hand.

_________________________________

(BLEATING)

_________________________________

(MEN MURMURING)

_________________________________

Hurry. You must go.

_________________________________

SOLDIER 1: Check the alley!

_________________________________

SOLDIER 2: Yes, sir. No one here, sir.

_________________________________

SOLDIER 3: No one here, sir.

_________________________________

SOLDIER 1: Check the street.

_________________________________

-(GASPING)

-Hi, there.

_________________________________

I'm looking for the gypsy girl.

Have you seen her?

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________

-Whoa, whoa! Easy!

-No soldiers! Sanctuary! Get out!

_________________________________

-Wait! All I want is to...

-Go!

_________________________________

I mean her no harm.

_________________________________

(GROWLING) Go!

_________________________________

You tell her for me,

I didn't mean to trap her here.

_________________________________

But it was the only way

I could save her life.

_________________________________

Will you tell her that? Will you?

_________________________________

If you go. Now.

_________________________________

I'll go.

_________________________________

Now, will you put me down, please?

_________________________________

Oh, and one more thing.

_________________________________

-Tell Esmeralda she's very lucky.

-Why?

_________________________________

To have a friend like you.

_________________________________

_________________________________

-Hopper's afraid of birds!

-And I don't blame him!
_________________________________

Oh, oh, oh, this is perfect.
_________________________________

We can get rid of Hopper, and no one

has to know that I messed up.
_________________________________

You just keep pretending

you're warriors.
_________________________________

Whoa, Flik, honey. We are not

about to fight grasshoppers, okay?
_________________________________

You'll be gone

before the grasshoppers ever arrive.
_________________________________

-It'll be easy. Here's what we do.

-Not another word.
_________________________________

I don't know what you're concocting

in that little ant brain of yours,
_________________________________

but we'll have no part of it.
_________________________________

Excuse me?

Could we get the warriors' autographs?
_________________________________

Autographs? Yeah!
_________________________________

-Oh, wow! Great!

-So you fellas catch the action today?
_________________________________

The bird went... and it just missed you!
_________________________________

Aren't you sweet?
_________________________________

And the way you pretended

to be stuck in that huge crack!
_________________________________

-That's just all part of the plan.

-Yeah, yeah.
_________________________________

And then you dive-bombed

into the bush!
_________________________________

-There you go, my boy.

-Wow! Thanks!
_________________________________

"Major..."
_________________________________

That's Major Manny, young cadet.

I outrank everyone here.
_________________________________

-Remember that.

-BOTH: Yes, sir!
_________________________________

-Dismissed!

-Wow!
_________________________________

When I grow up,

I'm gonna be a praying mantis!
_________________________________

I'm gonna be a stick bug!
_________________________________

Oh, they're all so cool, I can't pick!
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Delightful lads.

You were saying, Flik?
_________________________________

All right. We are going to build a bird,
_________________________________

a bird that we can operate from the

inside, which would then be hoisted...
_________________________________

Hoisted above the anthill

and hidden high in the tree.
_________________________________

Then, right when Hopper

and his gang are below,
_________________________________

we'll launch the bird

and scare off the grasshoppers.
_________________________________

Now it's going to take...
_________________________________

Everyone's involvement

to make this plan a reality.
_________________________________

I know it's not our tradition

to do things differently,
_________________________________

but if our ancestors

were able to build this anthill,
_________________________________

we can certainly rally together

to build this bird!

_________________________________

(CHEERING)

_________________________________

_________________________________

MILO: You know, Kida,

the most we ever hoped to find

_________________________________

was some crumbling buildings,

maybe some broken pottery.

_________________________________

Instead, we find a living,

thriving society.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)

These guys are kinda cute

_________________________________

when they're not, you know,

formed into a fiery column of death.

_________________________________

We are not thriving.

_________________________________

True, our people live,

but our culture is dying.

_________________________________

We are like a stone

the ocean beats against.

_________________________________

With each passing year,

a little more of us is worn away.

_________________________________

I wish there was something I could do.

_________________________________

I have brought you to this place

to ask you for your help.

_________________________________

There is a mural here

with writing all around the picture.

_________________________________

Yeah, well, you came to the right guy.

_________________________________

Okay, let me see.

Let's start with this column right here.

_________________________________

Uh, well, this... Uh, uh, Kida?

_________________________________

Uh... (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

_________________________________

-What are you doing?

-You do swim, do you not?

_________________________________

Oh, I swim, pretty girl.

_________________________________

(STAMMERING) Pretty good!

Pretty good.

_________________________________

Good, swim good.

Pretty good. I swim pretty good.

_________________________________

Good. It is a fair distance

to where we are going.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Hey, you are talking

to the belly flop champ

_________________________________

at Camp Runamuck. Ooh!

_________________________________

(KIDA CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

Come on, we're wasting time.

_________________________________

(GASPS) Why don't you

lead the way, because

_________________________________

I have no idea where we're going.

_________________________________

(INHALES DEEPLY)

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

-Are you all right?

-Well, I didn't drown, so...

_________________________________

Good. Follow me.

_________________________________

This is amazing!

_________________________________

A complete history of Atlantis!

_________________________________

It's just like Plato described it.

_________________________________

Well, he was off on a few details, but...

_________________________________

The light I saw.

_________________________________

The star in the middle of the city.

_________________________________

What does the writing say about that?

_________________________________

I don't know yet.

_________________________________

But we're gonna find out.

_________________________________

Come on.

_________________________________

(GASPING)

_________________________________

-The heart of Atlantis!

-What?

_________________________________

It's the heart of Atlantis! That's

what the shepherd was talking about.

_________________________________

It wasn't a star, it was...

It was some kind of crystal.

_________________________________

Like these! Don't you get it?

_________________________________

The power source I've been looking for,

_________________________________

the bright light you remember.

_________________________________

-They're the same thing!

-That cannot be.

_________________________________

It's what's keeping all these things...

_________________________________

You, all of Atlantis alive.

_________________________________

Then where is it now?

_________________________________

I don't know, I don't know.

You'd think something

_________________________________

this important

would have been in the Journal, but...

_________________________________

Unless... The missing page.
_________________________________

_________________________________

MAN ON TV: Now for $200...

_________________________________
-Where's the kid?

-We tailed him all the way up the park.
_________________________________

-(PANTING) We never had a chance.

-You should see this place.
_________________________________

There's gotta be maybe
200 people livin' there.
_________________________________

We can't let the kid take the heat for us.
_________________________________

Yeah, man. If we don't get him,

they're gonna torture that kid.
_________________________________

What in heaven's name
are we waiting for?
_________________________________

But what about Fagin?
_________________________________

Alas, our beleaguered benefactor,
_________________________________

bearing the brunt of our futile endeavors.
_________________________________

Gimme a break.

Speak English, Frankie.
_________________________________

Francis. Francis. Francis!
_________________________________

All right, cool it!
_________________________________

Now we got work to do.
_________________________________

First, we'll spring the kid.

_________________________________
Then we'll take care of the old man.

All right?

_________________________________
Yeah! That's right, man!

He's family. He's blood.

_________________________________
Hear, hear!
_________________________________

Okay, troops.

Our mission begins at daybreak.
_________________________________

Einstein, go up to the door.

Francis, you're our...

_________________________________

_________________________________

All aircraft and jumpers,

lightning storm came through.

_________________________________
We've got multiple starts
_________________________________

north of Skyline Drive,

east of Coil Springs.

_________________________________
Lightning storm started

a whole slew of spot fires
_________________________________

and they've merged.
_________________________________

This is a big one.
_________________________________

Winds are out of the southwest

with a moderate rate of spread.

_________________________________
Rapid.
_________________________________

Wait. We have an update.

Rapid rate of spread.

_________________________________
Dipper, you and Windlifter load up.
_________________________________

-Champ, wait in the hangar.

-What?
_________________________________

Blade, Dusty's been practicing so hard.
_________________________________

-This ain't no campfire.

-Come on, I can do this.
_________________________________

-You're not certified.

-Just give him a shot.
_________________________________

He's not certified!
_________________________________

We need every plane we've got.
_________________________________

I want to help.
_________________________________

Maru!
_________________________________

Yeah, Blade?
_________________________________

Load him up.
_________________________________

Okay!
_________________________________

What was that for?
_________________________________

The wall.
_________________________________

BLADE: Dipper, move into position.
_________________________________

Split load. Coverage level eight.

_________________________________
Dipper copies.

_________________________________
BLADE: Come left one wingspan

on your next drop.

_________________________________
Champ, tag on and extend.
_________________________________

-Split load.

-Copy that.
_________________________________

BLADE: Too high!

_________________________________
It all dispersed.
_________________________________

Windlifter, finish off that ridge.

_________________________________
Windlifter copies.
_________________________________

DYNAMITE: Pull back!
_________________________________

Pull back! Let's go, let's go right now!
_________________________________

Blade, we got a situation.
_________________________________

The wind shifted.

The fire jumped the line.
_________________________________

BLADE: Can you make it

to your safety zone?

_________________________________
No, no good.

Our escape route is blocked.
_________________________________

We need a drop.
_________________________________

Copy that.

Dipper, smokejumpers trapped.

_________________________________
Left flank, set up for a drop.
_________________________________

DUSTY: I see them. I've got it.
_________________________________

DYNAMITE: All right. We're clear.
_________________________________

Let's move. Let's get to the lake.

_________________________________
DIPPER: That's my Dust Muffin!
_________________________________

BLADE: Champ, load and return.

_________________________________
We still got a lot of work to do.

_________________________________
Copy that.

_________________________________

_________________________________

All right, all right. Bring it back.

_________________________________

(McQUEEN PANTING)

_________________________________

Lesson one: You're old. Accept it.

_________________________________

-I told him that.

-He's probably losing his hearing.

_________________________________

(SHOUTING)
He said you're old and losing...

_________________________________

I heard him.

_________________________________

You'll never be as fast as Storm,

_________________________________

but you can be smarter than him.

_________________________________

Okay, what do I do?

_________________________________

They said you were
in a demolition derby.

_________________________________

Yeah, it was terrible and I almost...

_________________________________

Are you sure?
Because there's not a scratch on you.

_________________________________

Funny what a racer can do

when he's not over-thinking things.

_________________________________
_________________________________
100 Acre Wood Part 4
_________________________________

_________________________________

Look, Pooh.
Something is floating this way.

_________________________________

I think you're right, Piglet.
What could it be?

_________________________________

Why, it looks like Eeyore!
Hello, Eeyore, if it is you.

_________________________________

Hello, Pooh. Yes, it's me.
_________________________________
Could you pull me out? That is,
if it's not too much trouble.
_________________________________
Of course, you don't have
to if you don't want to.
_________________________________

_________________________________

Now, one fine day, the east wind
_________________________________

traded places with the west wind.

_________________________________
That stirred things up a bit

all through the Hundred Acre Wood.

_________________________________
On this blustery day,

_________________________________
Pooh decided to visit

his thoughtful spot.

_________________________________
Yes, and on the way

I made up a little hum.
_________________________________

It hums something like this.
_________________________________

Hum dum, dum di di dum
_________________________________

Hum dum dum
_________________________________

Oh, the wind is lashing lustily
_________________________________

And the trees are thrashing thrustily
_________________________________

And the leaves are rustling gustily
_________________________________

So it's rather safe to say
_________________________________

That it seems
that it may turn out to be
_________________________________

It feels that it will undoubtedly
_________________________________

It looks like a rather

blustery day today

_________________________________
It seems that it may turn out to be

_________________________________
Feels that it will undoubtedly

_________________________________
Looks like a rather blustery day today

_________________________________
Fortunately, Pooh's thoughtful spot

was in a sheltered place.

_________________________________
He sat down and tried

hard to think of something.

_________________________________
Think, think, think, think, think.
_________________________________

Think... Think... Think.
_________________________________

Say, what's wrong, sonny?
_________________________________

-Got yourself a headache?

-No, I was just thinking.
_________________________________

Is that so? What about?
_________________________________

I... Oh, bother, you made me forget.
_________________________________

If I was you, I'd think about

skedaddling out of here.
_________________________________

Why?
_________________________________

Because it's Winds-day.
_________________________________

Winds-day?
_________________________________
Oh! (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

I think I shall wish

everyone a happy Winds-day.
_________________________________

I shall begin with

my very dear friend, Piglet.

_________________________________

NARRATOR: Piglet lived

in the middle of the forest

_________________________________

in a very grand house,

in the middle of a beech tree.

_________________________________
Piglet loved it very much.

_________________________________
Phew.
_________________________________
Yes.
_________________________________

Whoops!
_________________________________
You see, it's been

in the family a long time.
_________________________________

It belonged to my grandfather.
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________
That's his name up there.

Trespassers Will.
_________________________________

That's short for Trespassers William.

_________________________________

NARRATOR: Trespassers William?

_________________________________

Yes. And Grandma. Oh!
_________________________________

She called him T.W.
_________________________________

That's even shorter.

_________________________________

NARRATOR: Yes, yes, yes.

And on this blustery day...

_________________________________

Whoo!
_________________________________

-...the wind was giving you a bother.

-Now, you've been here before.
_________________________________

I don't mind the leaves that are leaving.
_________________________________

It's the leaves that are coming! Whoops!
_________________________________

Happy Winds-day, Piglet.
_________________________________

Well, it isn't very happy for me.
_________________________________

Where are you going, Piglet?
_________________________________

That's what I'm asking myself, where?
_________________________________

Whoops!
_________________________________
Pooh!
_________________________________

What do you think

you will answer yourself?
_________________________________

Oh, I'm unravelling!
_________________________________

Whoops!
_________________________________

Oh, that was a close one!
_________________________________

Hang on tight, Piglet.
_________________________________

Oh, dear. Oh, dear, dear!
_________________________________

Look, Mama, look! A kite!
_________________________________

Oh, my goodness, it's Piglet!
_________________________________

Happy Winds-day, Kanga.

Happy Winds-day, Roo.
_________________________________

Can I fly Piglet next, Pooh?
_________________________________

Oh, dear. Oh, dear, dear!
_________________________________

There, that should

stand against anything.
_________________________________

Oh, help, help! Somebody, save me!
_________________________________

-Happy Winds-day, Eeyore.

-Thanks for noticing me.
_________________________________

Oh, bother!
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Oh, what a refreshing day
for harvesting.
_________________________________

Happy Winds-day, Rabbit.
_________________________________

Pooh bear! Stop! Oh, go back!
_________________________________
Oh, no! Oh, no!
_________________________________
Oh, no!
_________________________________

Oh, yes!
_________________________________

Next time, blow through
my rutabaga patch.
_________________________________
(SNORING)
_________________________________

Whoops!
_________________________________

Who, who, who... Who is it?
_________________________________

It's me. Please, may I come in?
_________________________________

Well, I say now.
_________________________________

Someone has pasted

Piglet on my window.
_________________________________

Well, well! Pooh, too.
_________________________________

This is a surprise.
_________________________________

Do come in and make yourselves
_________________________________

comfortable.
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

Am I correct in assuming it is

a rather blustery day outside?
_________________________________

Yes, sir, Owl.
_________________________________
It's a very, very blustery day outside.
_________________________________

Oh, yes. That reminds me.
_________________________________

Happy Winds-day, Owl.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) My good fellow,
_________________________________
I wouldn't go so far
as to call it a Winds-day,
_________________________________

just a gentle spring zephyr.
_________________________________

Excuse me, Owl,
_________________________________
but is there honey in that pot?
_________________________________

Oh, yes, of course. Help yourself.
_________________________________

Now, as I was saying,
_________________________________

this is just a mild spring zephyr,

compared to the big wind of '67.
_________________________________

Or was it '76? Oh, well, no matter.
_________________________________

Oh, I remember the big blow well.
_________________________________

I'll remember this one, too.
_________________________________

It was the year my Aunt Clara

went to visit her cousin.
_________________________________

Now, her cousin was not only
_________________________________

gifted on the glockenspiel,

but being a screech owl,
_________________________________
also sang soprano in the London opera.
_________________________________

Thank you, Piglet.
_________________________________

You see, her constant practicing

so unnerved my aunt,
_________________________________
that she laid a seagull egg by mistake.
_________________________________
Whoo!
_________________________________
(WHISTLING WIND)

_________________________________

PIGLET: Oh, dear. Oh, dear, dear.

_________________________________

Well, I say now, someone has...
_________________________________

Pooh, did you do that?
_________________________________

I don't think so.

_________________________________

NARRATOR: As soon as

Christopher Robin

_________________________________

heard of the disaster,

_________________________________
he hurried to the scene

of Owl's misfortune.

_________________________________
What a pity.
_________________________________

Owl, I don't think we will

ever be able to fix it.
_________________________________

If you ask me,

when a house looks like that,
_________________________________

it's time to find another one.
_________________________________

That's a very good idea, Eeyore.
_________________________________

Might take a day or two,

but l'll find a new one.
_________________________________

Good, that will just give me time

to tell you about my Uncle Clyde,
_________________________________

a very independent barn owl,

he didn't give a hoot for tradition.
_________________________________

He became enamored of a pussycat,
_________________________________

and went to sea in
a beautiful pea green boat.

_________________________________

_________________________________

Thank you, Pooh. Thank you, other you.
_________________________________
You know, floating along out there,
_________________________________
it seemed like something was missing...
_________________________________
And something's still missing.

_________________________________

Why, Eeyore's tail is gone!
_________________________________
Is that what's missing?

_________________________________

Let's see... Yep, lost it again.
Wonder where it went this time.
_________________________________

It's not much of a tail,
though I'm sort of attached to it.
_________________________________
But I don't know why anybody'd look
for it. Probably won't find it anyway...

_________________________________

Sora, why don't we
all look for Eeyore's tail?

_________________________________

OWL: Lost something?

_________________________________

Searching from a high place
is the quickest way to find it!

_________________________________

Owl, can you fly up high
and help us find Eeyore's tail?

_________________________________

Sorry, but my eyes aren't
what they used to be.
_________________________________
Too much reading, you know.
_________________________________
But I can offer good advice!
_________________________________
Of course, you don't have
to if you don't want to.
_________________________________
See that swing up there?
Take Pooh there.
_________________________________
You're a bit too big for the swing,
but Pooh should fit nicely.
_________________________________
I'll tell you more when you get there.
_________________________________

_________________________________

Here's what to do.
_________________________________
First, get ready to push.

_________________________________

How?

_________________________________

Like this.

_________________________________

Like this?

_________________________________

Then press R1 to give Pooh a push.

_________________________________

How's this?

_________________________________

Not bad, not bad! Here's the next step.
________________________________
Press R1 before he swings
back to the bottom.
_________________________________
If you time it right, Pooh will
swing higher and higher. Try it!
_________________________________
I'll help you with the timing.
Press R1 when I spread my wings.
_________________________________
Push too soon, Pooh won't go any
higher. Push too late, he'll go too high.
_________________________________

_________________________________

Hmm? That looks familiar.

_________________________________

How's it looking?

_________________________________

There we go.

_________________________________

It's not much of a tail, but it's mine.
_________________________________
Thanks, everyone.

_________________________________

I wish we could put the Hundred
Acre Wood back the way it was, too!
_________________________________
_________________________________
It's Gonna Be Great – Winnie the Pooh

_________________________________
_________________________________

We just need to get you Tiggerized.
_________________________________

(SINGING) Gonna fix you up
By the time we're through
_________________________________

I'll be Tigger One
you'll be Tigger Two
_________________________________

It's gonna be great, it's gonna be great
_________________________________

It's gonna be great
_________________________________

Gonna be two pals,
hunting in the woods
_________________________________

Gonna show that Backson
we got the goods
_________________________________

It's gonna be great, it's gonna be great
_________________________________

It's gonna be great
_________________________________

Well, I'm not sure
_________________________________

Oh, stop that gloomy rumination
_________________________________

All you need is a little bit
of Tiggerization
_________________________________

-Wait

-Why wait?
_________________________________

Don't you see it's gonna be great
_________________________________

It's gonna be great, it's gonna be great
_________________________________

It's gonna be great
_________________________________

You're looking great, Tigger Two.
_________________________________

Now, you've got to learn

to bounce like a Tigger.
_________________________________

When you learn to bounce

you should take it slow
_________________________________

So I want you to keep your bounces low
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

It's gonna be great, it's gonna be great
_________________________________

It's gonna be great
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

If you hit a bush or a tree you'll
fall so do your best to avoid them all
_________________________________

It's gonna be great, it's gonna be great
_________________________________

It's gonna be great
_________________________________

A perfect pounce
will make you feel alive
_________________________________

Just go from a squat
into a headlong dive!
_________________________________

-Ow, ow, ow.
-You're gettin' it now

_________________________________

It's gonna be great, it's gonna be great
_________________________________

It's gonna be great
_________________________________

Ah. Isn't this super-duper fun,

two Tiggers here together?
_________________________________

I used to be the only one
_________________________________

But two is twice as better.
_________________________________

-Are you ready?

-For what?
_________________________________

I'll be the
_________________________________

Backson, you be the Tigger
_________________________________

We're gonna see
whose bounce is bigger
_________________________________

It's gonna be great, it's gonna be great

_________________________________
It's gonna be great

_________________________________
You're gonna give me your best attack

_________________________________
But don't just think
that I won't fight back
_________________________________

It's gonna be great, it's gonna be great
_________________________________

It's gonna be great
_________________________________

Strike me down, give me all you got
_________________________________

Bounce me, trounce me
flounce me, pounce me
_________________________________

Do it, do it, do it!

_________________________________

It's gonna be great, it's gonna be great
_________________________________

It's gonna be... (SHOUTING)
_________________________________

Great
_________________________________

Tigger Two!
_________________________________

That was the bestest

picking up bounce I never seen!
_________________________________

_________________________________

NARRATOR: Owl talked

from page 41 to page 62.

_________________________________

On page 62, the blustery day

turned into a blustery night.

_________________________________
To Pooh, it was a very
anxious sort of night,

_________________________________
filled with anxious sorts of noises.

_________________________________
One of the noises was a sound

that had never been heard before.

_________________________________
(GROWLS)
_________________________________
Ah, is that you, Piglet?
_________________________________
(GROWLS)
_________________________________

Well, tell me about it tomorrow...
Eeyore?
_________________________________
(GROWLS)
_________________________________

Oh, come in, Christopher Robin.
_________________________________
(BANGING ON DOOR)

_________________________________

NARRATOR: Now, Pooh, being a bear

of very little brain,

_________________________________

decided to invite the new sound in.

_________________________________
Hello, out there.
_________________________________

Oh, I hope nobody answers.
_________________________________
(GROWLS)
_________________________________

Hello, I'm Tigger!
_________________________________

Oh, ha, ha.
_________________________________
-You scared me.

-Sure I did. (LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Everyone's scared of tiggers.
_________________________________

-Who are you?

-I'm Pooh.
_________________________________

Oh, a Pooh, sure.
_________________________________

-What's a Pooh?

-You're sitting on one.
_________________________________

I am?
_________________________________
Oh, well, glad to meet ya.

Name's Tigger.
_________________________________

T, I, double "guh," err.
_________________________________

That spells "Tigger."
_________________________________

But what is a tigger?
_________________________________

Well, he asked for it.
_________________________________
Oh, hoo-hoo-hoo!
_________________________________

(SINGING)
The wonderful thing about tiggers
_________________________________

is tiggers are wonderful things
_________________________________

Their tops are made out of rubber

their bottoms are made out of springs
_________________________________

They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy

pouncy fun, fun, fun, fun, fun
_________________________________

But the most wonderful thing

about tiggers is I'm the only one
_________________________________

I'm the only one

_________________________________
(PURRING)
_________________________________
Then what's that over there?
_________________________________

Huh? Oh, hey, hey, look, look, look.
_________________________________

Oh, what a strange looking creature.
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________

Look at those beady little eyes,
_________________________________

and that pur-posti-rus chin,
_________________________________

and those ricky-diculus

striped pajamas.
_________________________________

Looked like another tigger to me.
_________________________________

Oh, no, it's not! I'm the only tigger.
_________________________________

Watch me scare the stripes

off of this impostor.
_________________________________
(GROWLS)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________

Is he gone?
_________________________________

All except the tail.
_________________________________

He's gone.
_________________________________

You can come out now, Tigger.
_________________________________

Tigger?
_________________________________

-Hello, I'm Tigger.

-You said that.
_________________________________

Oh, well, did I say I was hungry?
_________________________________

-I don't think so.

-Well, then l'll say it.
_________________________________

I'm hungry!

_________________________________

POOH: Oh, not for honey, I hope.

_________________________________

Honey! Oh, boy, honey!
_________________________________

That's what tiggers like best.
_________________________________

I was afraid of that.
_________________________________

Mmm... Oh, say... Mmm...
_________________________________

Yuck!
_________________________________
Tiggers don't like honey!
_________________________________

But you said...
_________________________________

That icky, sticky stuff
is only fit for heffalumps and woozles.

_________________________________
You mean elephants and weasels.
_________________________________

That's what I said.

Heffalumps and woozles.
_________________________________

Well, what do heffa... Halla...

What do they do?
_________________________________

-Oh, nothing much. Just steal honey.

-Steal honey?
_________________________________

They sure do. Well, I'd better
be bouncing along now, chum.
_________________________________
Cheerio! Hoo, hoo, hoo!

_________________________________

The wonderful thing about tiggers

is tiggers are wonderful things
_________________________________

Their tops are made out of rubber

their bottoms are made out of springs
_________________________________

They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy,

pouncy fun, fun, fun, fun, fun
_________________________________

But the most wonderful thing

about tiggers is I'm the only one
_________________________________

I'm the only one

_________________________________

NARRATOR: Well, if what Tigger

said was true,

_________________________________

and there really were

heffalumps and woozles about,
_________________________________

there was only one thing to do.
_________________________________

Take drastic precautions

to protect his precious honey.

_________________________________
Oh, hello.
_________________________________

Am I glad to see you!
_________________________________

It's more friendly with two.
_________________________________

Now, you go that way,

and l'll go this way.
_________________________________

You didn't see anything, did you?
_________________________________

Neither did I.
_________________________________
(THUNDER RUMBLING)

_________________________________

NARRATOR: Now, the very blustery

night turned into a very rainy night,

_________________________________

and Pooh kept his lonely vigil,
_________________________________

hour after hour after hour.

_________________________________
Until, at last,
_________________________________

Pooh fell fast asleep

and began to dream.

_________________________________

GHOSTLY VOICE:

Heffalumps and woozles.

_________________________________

Heffalumps and woozles steal honey.

_________________________________
Beware. Beware.

_________________________________
(SINGING) They're black, they're brown

they're up, they're down
_________________________________

They're in, they're out

They're all about
_________________________________

They're far, they're near

they're gone, they're here
_________________________________

They're quick and slick

they're insincere
_________________________________

Beware, beware

Be a very wary bear
_________________________________

A heffalump or woozle

is very confusil
_________________________________

A heffalump or woozle's

very sly, sly, sly
_________________________________

They come in ones and twosles
_________________________________

But if they so choosles
_________________________________

Before your eyes
you'll see them multiply
_________________________________
Ply, ply, ply
_________________________________

They're extraordinary

So better be wary
_________________________________

Because they come
in every shape and size
_________________________________
Size, size, size
_________________________________

If honey's what you covet

You'll find that they love it
_________________________________

Because they guzzle up

the thing you prize
_________________________________

They're green, they're blue

they're pink, they're white
_________________________________

They're round, they're square

they're a terrible sight
_________________________________

They tie themselves in horrible knots

They come in stripes or polka dots

_________________________________

Beware, beware

Be a very wary bear
_________________________________
(PLAYING A TUNE)
_________________________________
(LAUGHTER)
_________________________________
-(SQUEAK)
-(BOING)
_________________________________
(BOING)
_________________________________
(GIGGLING)
_________________________________
(EXPLOSION)
_________________________________

They're extraordinary

So better be wary
_________________________________

Because they come in
every shape and size
_________________________________
Size, size, size
_________________________________

If honey's what you covet

You'll find that they love it
_________________________________

Because they'll guzzle up

the things you prize
_________________________________
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
_________________________________

They're black, they're brown

they're up, they're down
_________________________________

They're in, they're out

they're all about
_________________________________

They're far, they're near

they're gone, they're here
_________________________________

They're quick and slick

they're insincere
_________________________________

Beware, beware
Beware, beware
_________________________________

Beware

_________________________________
(THUNDER CLAPPING)
_________________________________
Is it raining in there?
_________________________________

It's raining out here, too.

_________________________________

NARRATOR: As a matter of fact,

_________________________________

it was raining

all over the Hundred Acre Wood.

_________________________________
There was a thunderstorm on page 71.

_________________________________
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
_________________________________
And on page 73,

there was a bit of a cloudburst.

_________________________________
It rained and it rained and it rained.

_________________________________
The rain, rain, rain

came down, down, down
_________________________________

In rushing rising rivulets
_________________________________

Till the river crept out of its bed
_________________________________

And crept right into Piglet's
_________________________________

Poor Piglet he was frightened
_________________________________

With quite a rightful fright
_________________________________

And so in desperation
_________________________________

A message he did write

_________________________________
(READING)
_________________________________

He placed it in a bottle
_________________________________

And it floated out of sight
_________________________________

And the rain, rain, rain

came down, down, down
_________________________________

So Piglet started bailing
_________________________________

He was unaware atop his chair

while bailing he was sailing
_________________________________

And the rain, rain, rain

came down, down, down
_________________________________

And the flood rose up, up, upper
_________________________________

Pooh too was caught

and so he thought
_________________________________

I must rescue my supper
_________________________________

Ten honey pots he rescued

Enough to see him through
_________________________________

But as he sopped up his supper
_________________________________

The river sopped up Pooh
_________________________________

And the water twirled and tossed him
_________________________________

In a honey pot canoe
_________________________________

Rain, rain, rain

came down, down, down
_________________________________

When the rain, rain, rain

came down, down, down

_________________________________

NARRATOR: So the Hundred

Acre Wood got floodier and floodier.

_________________________________

But the water couldn't come up

to Christopher Robin's house...
_________________________________

so that's where

everyone was gathering.
_________________________________

It was a time of great excitement.

_________________________________
But in the midst of all the excitement,

_________________________________
Eeyore stubbornly stuck to his task

of house-hunting for Owl.

_________________________________

EEYORE: There's one.

_________________________________

Cozy cottage. Nice location.
_________________________________

A bit damp for Owl, though.
_________________________________

Meanwhile, little Roo made

an important discovery.

_________________________________
Look! I've rescued a bottle.
_________________________________

And it's got something in it, too.
_________________________________

It's a message, and it says...
_________________________________

(READING)
_________________________________

Owl, you fly over to Piglet's house,
_________________________________

and tell him we'll make a rescue.
_________________________________

A rescue? Yes, yes.

Of course, of course.

_________________________________

NARRATOR: So Owl flew out

over the flood

_________________________________

and he soon spotted two
tiny objects below him.

_________________________________
One was little Piglet

caught in the whirlpool,

_________________________________
and the other was Pooh,
_________________________________
trying to get the last bit
of honey from the pot.
_________________________________

Yum, yum.
_________________________________

Oh, Owl, I don't mean to complain,

but I'm afraid. I'm scared.
_________________________________

Now, now, Piglet, chin up

and all that sort of thing.
_________________________________

A rescue is being thought of.
_________________________________

Be brave, little Piglet.
_________________________________

It's awfully hard to be brave

when you're such a small animal.
_________________________________

To divert your small mind from
your unfortunate predicament,
_________________________________

I shall tell you an amusing anecdote.
_________________________________

It concerns a cousin of mine,
_________________________________

who became so frightened

during a flood that he...
_________________________________

I beg your pardon, Owl, but I think
_________________________________

we're coming to a flutterfall,

a flatterfall, a very big waterfall.
_________________________________

Please, no interruptions.
_________________________________

Ah, there you are, Pooh bear.
_________________________________

Now, to continue my story...
_________________________________

Look, there's Pooh. Over here, Pooh!
_________________________________

Oh, hello, Christopher Robin.
_________________________________

Pooh, thank goodness you're safe.

_________________________________

-Have you seen Piglet?

-PIGLET: Excuse me, I have...

_________________________________

What I mean is, here I am!
_________________________________

-Pooh, you rescued Piglet.

-I did?
_________________________________

Yes, and it was a very brave thing to do.
_________________________________

It was?
_________________________________

-You are our hero.

-I am?
_________________________________

As soon as the flood is over,

I shall give you a hero party.
_________________________________
(CHEERING)
_________________________________

Attention, everybody.
_________________________________

Now, this party is a hero party,
_________________________________

because of what someone did.

And that someone is...
_________________________________
(EEYORE CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

-I found it.

-Found what, Eeyore?
_________________________________

House for Owl.
_________________________________

I say, Eeyore, good show!
_________________________________

Oh, isn't that wonderful.

Where is it, Eeyore?
_________________________________

If you want to follow me,

l'll show it to ya.

_________________________________

NARRATOR:

Everyone followed Eeyore.

_________________________________

Then, to the surprise of all,

Eeyore stopped right in front of...

_________________________________
Piglet's house?
_________________________________

Why are you stopping here, Eeyore?
_________________________________

This is it, Owl's new house.
_________________________________

Oh, dear, mercy me!
_________________________________

Oh, dear, mercy me, too!
_________________________________

Name's on it and everything.
_________________________________

W-O-L. That spells "Owl."
_________________________________

Bless my soul, so it does.
_________________________________

Well, what do you think of it?
_________________________________

It is a nice house, Eeyore, but...
_________________________________

It is a lovely house, Eeyore, but...
_________________________________

It's the best house in the whole world.
_________________________________

Tell them it's your house, Piglet.
_________________________________

No, Pooh.
_________________________________

This house belongs (SNIFFLES)

to our very good friend,
_________________________________
(GULPS)
_________________________________

Owl.
_________________________________

But, Piglet, where will you live?
_________________________________

Well, I guess I shall live... (SNIFFLES)
_________________________________

I suppose I shall live...
_________________________________

With me! You shall live with me.
_________________________________

-Won't you, Piglet?

-With you? (SNIFFLES)
_________________________________

Oh, thank you, Pooh bear.
_________________________________

Of course I will.
_________________________________

Piglet, that was
a very grand thing to do.
_________________________________

A heroic thing to do.
_________________________________

Christopher Robin,

can you make a one-hero party
_________________________________

into a two-hero party?
_________________________________

Of course we can, silly old bear.

_________________________________

NARRATOR: And so, Pooh was

a hero for saving Piglet,

_________________________________

and Piglet was a hero for giving Owl

his grand home in the beech tree.

_________________________________
(SINGING) We never will forget

our hero of the wet

_________________________________
Our quick thinking

unsinking Pooh bear

_________________________________
And Piglet, who indeed

helped out a friend in need

_________________________________
For truly they're
the heroes of the day

_________________________________
So we say hip-hip-hooray

for the Piglet and the Pooh

_________________________________
Piglet and Pooh we salute you

_________________________________
What's all that stomping
and singing and silly shenanigans?
_________________________________
(GOPHER SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Hip-hip hoo-ray

Hip-hip hoo-ray

_________________________________
Hip-hip hoo-ray for Winnie the Pooh

_________________________________
And Piglet, too!
_________________________________

I sure like bouncing.

Wasn't that fun, Piglet?
_________________________________

Yes, Pooh, but the best part

is when it stops.

_________________________________

_________________________________
HUGO: Hey, hey, there he is.

_________________________________

(CHEERING)

_________________________________

You ejected that tin-plated buffoon

with great panache.

_________________________________

The nerve of him, snoopin' around here,

tryin' to steal your girl.

_________________________________

-My girl?

-Esmeralda.

_________________________________

Dark hair,

works with a goat, remember?

_________________________________

Boy, I do. Way to go, lover boy.

_________________________________

"Lover boy"? Oh, no, no, no, no.

_________________________________

Oh, don't be so modest.

_________________________________

Look, I appreciate

what you're all trying to do.

_________________________________

But let's not fool ourselves.

"Ugliest face in all Paris," remember?

_________________________________

I don't think I'm her type.

_________________________________

(SINGING) So many times out there

I've watch a happy pair

_________________________________

Of lovers walking in the night

_________________________________

They had a kind of glow around them

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It almost looked like heaven's light

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(SIGHS)

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I knew I'd never know

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That warm and loving glow

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Though I might wish with all my might

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No face as hideous as my face

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Was ever meant for heaven's light

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But suddenly an angel has

smiled at me

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And kissed my cheek

without a trace of fright

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I dare to dream that she

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Might even care for me

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And as I ring these bells tonight

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(CLICKING TONGUE) Eh?

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My cold dark tower seems so bright

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I swear it must be heaven's light

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(BELLS CHIMING)
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