Disney NeverEnding Chronology (Autumn 2018 Part 1) - Subtitles (en)

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These drawing boards

have been the birthplace
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of some of the most beloved

animal characters of all time.
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So it's no surprise that the artists

chose for our next segment
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The Carnival of the Animals

by Camille Saint-Saëns.
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Here, the sensitive strains

of impressionistic music
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combine with the subtle artistry

of the animator,
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to finally answer that age-old question,
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"What is man's relationship to nature?"
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Oh, sorry.
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That age-old question,
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What would happen if you gave

a yo-yo to a flock of flamingos?"
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Who wrote this?
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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(MUSIC ENDS)

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Now we are going to do
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one of the most famous
and popular ballets ever written,
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The Dance of the Hours

from Ponchielli's opera La Gioconda.
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It's a pageant of the hours of the day.
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We see first a group
of dancers in costumes
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to suggest the delicate light of dawn.
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Then a second group enters
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dressed to represent

the brilliant light of noon day.
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As these withdraw, a third group enters
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in costumes that suggest

the delicate tones of early evening.
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Then a last group, all in black,

the sombre hours of the night.
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Suddenly, the orchestra bursts

into a brilliant finale
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in which the hours of darkness

are overcome by the hours of light.
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All this takes place in the great hall

with its garden beyond,
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of the palace of Duke Alvise,

a Venetian nobleman.
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(SONG BEGINS)
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(SONG ENDS)
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MERLIN: Wart!

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Wart!

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Wart, take it easy. Take it easy, boy.

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Wart! Oh, no, boy. No, no!

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-Wart!

-Wha... Wait. Whoa!

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Now, what did I tell you?

Always look before you leap.

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Well, I made it, didn't I?

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Yes, yes, you made it, you made it.

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But you can't always trust to luck, boy.

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Now, first you start

with the short jumps.

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Gauge the distance carefully and...

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(SHOUTS)

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There, you see?

Even then you can miss.

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So, don't take gravity too lightly

or it'll catch up with you.

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-What's gravity?

-Gravity's what causes you to fall.

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-Oh, like a stumble or a trip?

-Yes, like a stumble or a...

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No, no, no. It's the force

that pulls you downward.

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The phenomenon that any two

material particles or bodies,

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if free to move, will be

accelerated toward each other.

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(CHITTERING)

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(SQUEAKING)

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(CHITTERING)

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Merlin, how will we get by?

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Hmm? Oh.

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Well, I suppose we better

go back to a sidetrack.

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(CHITTERING)

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Go on, go on. You've got lots of room.

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(CHITTERING)

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Well, I guess she can't be sidetracked.

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That's a girl squirrel

and a redhead, at that.

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(CHITTERING)

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(GIGGLING)

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(CHITTERING)

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-She sure acts funny.

-MERLIN: She likes you.

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Why?

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(CHITTERING)

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Yes, well. Well, that's nature again.

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But I'm afraid there's no time to explain.

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Here now, you'd better

leave me out of it.

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-(CHITTERING)

-(GRUNTS)

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Yeah. Me, too.

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Merlin.

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-(MUFFLED) Merlin!

-You're on your own, lad.

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I'm afraid magic

can't solve this problem.

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Look, I'm not a boy... I mean...

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I'm not a squirrel, I'm a boy.

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A human boy, not a real sq...

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Oh, leave me alone.

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Merlin, what will I do?

She won't leave me...

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(CHITTERING)

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Well, I'm afraid you're stuck, lad.

When a girl squirrel chooses a mate,

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it's for life.

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But I won't be a squirrel tomorrow.

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She doesn't know that.

She only knows one simple fact,

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that you're a him and she's a her.

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(GIGGLES)

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It's a natural phenomenon.

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Phenomenon?

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Well, it's the...

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(CHITTERING)

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(SINGING) It's a state of being,

a frame of mind

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It's a most befuddling thing

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And to every being

Of every kind

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It is discomboomerating

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You're wasting time resisting

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You'll find the more you do

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The more she'll keep insisting

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Her "him" has got to be you

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Now, leave me alone.

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I mean it!

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It's a rough game, anyone knows

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Go away!

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(MOANS)

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There are no rules

Anything goes

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There's no logical explanation

for this discomboomeration

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It's a most bemuddling

most befuddling thing

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(GASPS)

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Oof. Who? Who? What the...

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Now, go on, shoo.

Get a tree of your own.

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Skedaddle.

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(SQUAWKING)

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(CHITTERING)

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(SQUAWKING)

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(MUTTERING)

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Oh, you squirrelly squirrels!

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Ha ha! She's gaining on you, Wart.

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(CHITTERING)

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There's no sensible explanation

for this discomboomeration

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It's a most hodgepodge-ical

most illogical

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Most confuse-ling, most bamboozling

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Most bemuddling (STAMMERING)

Most befuddling

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Thing

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(GIGGLING)

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(STAMMERING)

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Really, now, Miss...

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Madam, I...

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You, you've made a mistake.

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Now, now, now, please.

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Madam. Madam!

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(GIGGLING)

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(CHITTERING)

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Look here.

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I am not a boy. I mean,

I am not a squirrel.

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I'm a boy.

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No, that's not what I meant.

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(LAUGHING) No!

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No, I'm a stupid old...

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No!

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I'm an old man.

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An old hu... man.

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Understand?

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(CHITTERING)

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Oh, hang it all. Now, go away.

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Shoo, shoo.

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(GIGGLING)

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Impossible. Impossible.

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Confound it.

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Confound it all!

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Merlin, I'm tired of being a squirrel.

It's nothing but trouble.

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You've got trouble?

Look at my... Look back there!

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(GIGGLING)

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One side, lad.

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(GIGGLING)

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(SHOUTS)

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Help, Merlin, help!

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(GASPS)

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(YELPS)

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(CHITTERING)

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(YELPS)

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(YELPING)

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(THUD)

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(YELPS)

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(CHITTERING)

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By George!

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MERLIN: I've had enough

of this nonsense.

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(GIGGLING)

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Alakazam.

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(SCREAMS)

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There. You see? I'm an ugly,

horrible, grouchy old man.

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(BOTH MUTTERING)

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(BARKING)

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-WART: Merlin.

-Oh.

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(CHUCKLES)

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-So, here we are.

-Quick, Merlin, the magic.

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Snick, snack, snorrel.

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-(CHUCKLES)

-(GASPS)

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There. Now you see? I'm not a squirrel.

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-I'm a boy.

-(CHITTERS)

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I tried to tell you. I'm a boy.

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A human boy.

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-(SNIFFLES)

-Oh...

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If you could only understand.

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(WEEPING)

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Ah... You know, lad, that love

business is a powerful thing.

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(SNIFFLES)

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(MOANS)

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Greater than gravity?

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Well, yes, boy, in its way.

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I'd... Yes, I'd say it's the

greatest force on earth.

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(SOBBING)

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100 Acre Wood Part 4
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NARRATOR: In the next chapter,

there's a great deal of bouncing.

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There is? Oh.
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I think that I just remembered

something that I forgot to do yesterday
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and shan't be able to do tomorrow.
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So I suppose I really ought to
go back and do it now.
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-Goodbye, Pooh.

-Goodbye, Piglet.
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Now, is the next chapter all about me?
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No, no. It's mostly about Tigger.

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Oh, bother!
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-But you're in it.

-Oh, good!
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What will I be doing?
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Well, Pooh, you'll be sitting

in your thoughtful spot,

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thinking, as usual.
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Think, think. Think, think, think.

Think. Think.

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NARRATOR: While he was thinking,

all of a sudden...

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-Ooph!
-Hello, Pooh! (PURRING)
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I'm Tigger!
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T, I, double "guh," err.
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-That spells "Tigger."

-(CHUCKLES) I know.
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-You've bounced me before.

-I did?
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Oh, yeah! (CHUCKLES)
I re-cog-go-nize you.
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You're the one stuffed with fluff.
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Yeah. And you're sitting on it.
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Yeah! And it's comfy, too.
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Hoo, hoo, hoo! Well, I gotta go now.
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I got a lot of bouncing to do.
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T-T-F-N. Ta-ta for now.

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NARRATOR: There goes Tigger,

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bouncing in on his friends

when they least expect him.

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-Ooph.
-(GROWLS)
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Oh, hello, Piglet! I'm Tigger.
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Oh, Tigger. You scared me.
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Oh, shucks. Ha-ha-ha.
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That was just one of my little bounces.
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It was? Oh, thank you, Tigger.
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Yeah. I'm saving my best bounce

for old long-ears!
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(LAUGHS) Ta-ta.
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Hum, de-dum-dum

Hum, de-dum-dum
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Hum, de-dum-dum

dum-de-dum-dum

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There! That should do it.
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(HUMMING)
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Oh, no! Stop!
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Hello, Rabbit. I'm Tigger.
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T, I, double "guh"...
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Please! Don't spell it.
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Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
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Just... Just look at my beautiful garden.
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Yuck! Messy, isn't it?
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Messy? Messy?

It's ruined! It's ruined, Tigger.
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Oh, why don't you ever stop bouncing?
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Why? That's what tiggers do best.

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The wonderful thing about tiggers

is tiggers are wonderful things
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Their tops are made out of rubber

their bottoms are made out of springs
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They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy

pouncy fun, fun, fun, fun, fun
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But the most wonderful thing

about tiggers is I'm the only one
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I'm the only one

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(BANGING)
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RABBIT: Order, please.

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Now, I say,
Tigger's getting so bouncy nowadays,
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that it's time we taught him a lesson.
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No matter how much we like him,
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you can't deny

he just bounces too much.
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Uh... Excuse me, Rabbit.
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Perhaps if we could think of a way
of un-bouncing Tigger,
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it would be a very good idea, huh?
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Exactly! Just what I feel.

What do you feel, Pooh?
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(SNORING)
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-Pooh?

-Ah...
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Haven't you been listening to Rabbit?
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I listened, but then
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I had a small piece of fluff in my ear.
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Could you say it again, please, Rabbit?
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Well, where should I start from?
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From the moment the fluff got in my ear.
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Well, when was that?
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I don't know. I couldn't hear properly.
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Pooh, we were trying to think of a way
to get the bounce out of Tigger.
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Oh, I've got a splendid idea. Now, listen.
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We'll take Tigger

for a long explore, see?
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Someplace where he's never been,

(CHUCKLES) and we lose him there.
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Lose him?
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Oh, we'll find him again, next morning.
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Mark my words,

he'll be a humble Tigger.
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A small and sad Tigger.
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An, "Oh, Rabbit,

am I glad to see you" Tigger.
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It will take the bounces out of him.
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Now, all in favor say "aye."
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Aye. Pooh?
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Pooh!
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-Here.

-(CHUCKLES) Good.
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Motion carried.

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This here is my bouncin' spot! We
can bounce around here all day!

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Nothing beats bouncin'!

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You wanna bounce, too, Sora?
It's lotsa fun!

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Lotsa fun! Okay!

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To bounce with the finest, you'll
need some pointers from the finest.

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But, Owl, you don't bounce
around like we do!

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I'm afraid you're right.
I can't master everything, I suppose.

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Bounce this way, please!

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Here's a little warm-up.
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NARRATOR: It was agreed they'd

start the next morning,

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which, incidentally,

turned out cold and misty.

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(BOING)
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Pooh, as usual, had a little

something along to sustain himself.

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(SLURPING)
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(CHUCKLE) And now,
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as Tigger kept bouncing

farther and farther into the mist,

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Rabbit thought it was

a good time to lose Tigger.

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Now's our chance. Quick!
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In here. Hide.

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PIGLET: Tigger's lost now,

isn't he, Rabbit?

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RABBIT: (CHUCKLES)

He's lost, all right, Piglet.

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PIGLET: (CHUCKLES)

Oh, goody. This is lots of fun, Pooh.

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(LAUGHS) My splendid idea worked.
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Now, home we go.
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Good! Yum, yum. It's time for lunch.

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-TIGGER: Hello!

-Oh, my goodness. Hide!

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Hello!
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(BOING)
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That's funny. They must be lost.
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(ECHOING) Hello! Hello, hello, hello.
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Hey, you blokes, where are ya?
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-He...

-Shush.
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I am shushed.
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Hey, where in the heck are you guys?
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(CREAK)
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(SPITS)
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Hello!
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Rabbit? Piglet? Where are you?
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Hello!
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Hooray! Hooray, we've done it.
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Come on, hurry. Let's head for home.

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Now it gets tricky!
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NARRATOR: Rabbit was certain

everything was going according to plan,

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and so it seemed to be.

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But sometime later,

on the bottom of page 123...

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Hmm.
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It's a funny thing how everything

looks the same in the mist.
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He's right, Piglet.
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-It's the very same sand pit.

-I think so, too, Pooh.
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It's lucky I know the forest so well, or...
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Or we might get lost.

Well, come on. Follow me.

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You're doin' fantastical!
This'll be the last one.
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NARRATOR: Now, Pooh was getting

tired of seeing the same sand pit,

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and he suspected it

of following them about.
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Because, whichever

direction they started in,

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they always seemed to end up at it.
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(SNIFFING)
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-Uh... Rabbit?

-Yes?
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Say, Rabbit, how would it be
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if as soon as we're

out of sight of this old pit,
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-we just try to find it again?

-What's the good of that?
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You see, we keep looking for home,

but we keep finding this pit.
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I thought that if we looked

for this pit we might find home.
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I don't see much sense in that.
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If I walked away from this pit,

and then walked back to it,
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of course I should find it.

I'll prove it. Wait here.

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You've gotten mighty good
at bouncin', Sora!
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Right, Roo?

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Hey, Tigger!
I think he's ready for the big one!

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Well, there's only one way to find out!
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NARRATOR: So Pooh and Piglet

waited in the mist for Rabbit.

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And they waited,

and waited, and waited.

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And all the while,
Pooh's thoughts kept returning

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to his honey pots at home.

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(TUMMY RUMBLES)
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What was that, Pooh?
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(CHUCKLES) My tummy rumble.
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Now then, come on. Let's go home.
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But, Pooh, do you know the way?
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No, Piglet, but there are 12 pots

of honey in my cupboard,
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and they have been

calling to my tummy.
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They have?
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Yes, Piglet. I couldn't hear them before,

because Rabbit would talk.
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I think I know where they're calling from.
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Come on. We'll just follow my tummy.

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NARRATOR: They walked off together

and, for a long time, Piglet said nothing

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so as not to interrupt

Pooh's honey pots.
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Sure enough, as the mist got thinner,

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and just when Piglet

began to know where he was...

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Hey, hello there, you two blokes.
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Where have you been? Hoo, hoo, hoo!
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We've been trying to find
our way back home.
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Pooh, I don't think

Rabbit's splendid idea worked.
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Say, where is old long-ears, anyway?
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He must still be missing in the mist.
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Well, leave it to me.

I'll bounce him out of there!
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T-T-F-N. Ta-ta for now.
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(BOING)

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NARRATOR: Meanwhile, Rabbit was

still wandering around in the mist.

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By now, he was lost and bewildered.
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And to make matters worse,
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his mind was beginning

to play tricks on him.
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(THUD)
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What's that?
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(GULPS)
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(SQUEAK)
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Pooh? Piglet?
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(THUD)
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(SQUEAK)
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-(CROAKING)
-(SCREAMS)
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(CRUNCH)
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(MUNCHING)
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(GULPS)
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(GASP)
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-(CROAKING)
-(GASPS)
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-(MUNCHING)
-(PANTING)
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-(CROAKING)
-(CRUNCH)
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(CROAKING LOUDLY)
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-Help!

-Hello, Rabbit!
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Tigger! But you're supposed to be lost.
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(LAUGHS)
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Tiggers never get lost, bunny boy.
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Never get lost.
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-Of course not.

-Oh, no.
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Come on, Rabbit.

Let's go home. Hang on! Hoo, hoo, hoo!
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(RABBIT YELLS)

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NARRATOR: They started back.

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Rabbit was now a humiliated Rabbit,
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a lost-and-found Rabbit,
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an "Oh, why, oh, why,
do these things happen to me" Rabbit.
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(GROANS)

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I feel like I got my head in a vice.

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Oh!

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(HUMMING)

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-Are we ready, nurse?

-Ready, Doctor.

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All right, ladies, snap to it!

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(HOWLS)

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Ooh, that smarts!

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Ah, let me see here.

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(HUMMING)

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(MACHINE BEEPING)

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-Forceps!

-Forceps.

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Oh, no, what now?

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-Spinal stretch-u-lator.

-(MOANS) That's gonna hurt.

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Artery router.

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Mother!

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This is rusted tight. I wouldn't

dream of using such a tool.

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Bring me

the epidermal tissue disrupter!

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The epidermal what?

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Oh, no! No!

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(BELL RINGING)

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(ALARM SOUNDS)

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Mr. Albatross, we haven't operated yet!

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-You gotta catch me first, Doc.

-Mr. Albatross, please!

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Cowabunga!

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Mr. Albatross, we must return you

to the operating room!

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You'll never take me alive!

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Please don't do this!

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Your spine needs tender...

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...loving... care!

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(CRASH)

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Oh! Oh!

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(GASPS) My back!

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Hey! Hey!

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I can... It works! I'm cured!

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-My back!

-(BACK CRACKS)

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Don't worry! I'm coming, you little mice.

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This is the finest fleet

on two webbed feet.

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(GASPING) Oh, boy, I gotta go on a diet

when I get home.

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Here we go!

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(BIRDSONG)

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Uh... Good morning.

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(MOANS)

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So... (CHUCKLES)

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-What's all this supposed to be?

-(SIGHS)

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Oh.

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(MOANS AND GRUNTS)

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What?

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(HUFFS AND SNORTS)

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Sorry. I don't speak bear.

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(HUFFS)

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Oh.

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(MOANS)

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Ah!

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(GRUNTS IN SURPRISE)

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(SLURPS)

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-Find those by the creek, did you?

-Mm-hm.

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They're nightshade berries.

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Mmm.

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They're poisonous.

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(SPUTTERING)

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Where did you get this water?

It has worms.

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(GULPS)

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(THUDDING)

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(BIRDS SQUAWK)

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-(GIGGLES) Come on.

-(GROWLS SOFTLY)

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Breakfast.

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(GRUNTS APPROVINGLY)

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Oh, wait. A princess should not

have weapons, in your opinion.

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Uh-huh... (GROANS)

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There you go.

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Go on.

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(GROANS)

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How do you know you don't like it

if you won't try it?

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(WHINES)

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(GROANS APPROVINGLY)

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Mm.

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(MUNCHING LOUDLY)

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(GRUNTS)

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(BURPS)

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(GROANS)

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(SLOW SONG PLAYING)

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This love it is a distant star
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Guiding us home wherever we are
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This love it is a burning sun
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Shining light on the things

that we've done
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I tried to speak to you every day
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But each word we spoke

the wind blew away
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How did we let it come to this?
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What we just tasted...

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(MERIDA LAUGHS)

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How will it feel when this day is done?
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And can we keep

what we've only begun?

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(CRIES OUT)

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Could these walls

come crumbling down?
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I want to feel my feet on the ground
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Can we carry this love that we share
_________________________________

Into the open air
_________________________________

Into the open air

_________________________________

Hey!

_________________________________

Where are you going?

_________________________________

This love it is a burning sun

_________________________________

Mum, come back.

_________________________________

(GROWLS)

_________________________________

-Uh...

-(SNARLS)

_________________________________

-Oh...

-(GROWLING)

_________________________________

Mum, is that you?

_________________________________

(ROARS)

_________________________________

Uh... Mum?

_________________________________

(WHINES)

_________________________________

You changed.

_________________________________

Like you were a...

_________________________________
I mean, like you were a bear

on the inside.

_________________________________

(WHINES AND SNORTS)

_________________________________

(WISP CALLS)

_________________________________

A wisp.

_________________________________

-Mum!

-(WISP SQUEAKS)

_________________________________

Stop it!

_________________________________

Mum, no!

_________________________________

(WISP CALLING)

_________________________________

Mum...

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

-(GROANS)

-Jings, crivens, help ma boab.

_________________________________

Mum, I know you're scared,

_________________________________

you're tired, you don't understand,

_________________________________

but we've got to keep our heads.

_________________________________

Just calm down.

_________________________________

Listen.

_________________________________

(FAINT WHISPERING)

_________________________________

(FAINT WHISPERING CONTINUES)

_________________________________

(WISP CALLS)

_________________________________

They'll show us the way.

_________________________________
_________________________________

He's got something.

_________________________________

Aw, dang.

_________________________________

Hey, kid, if you're pulling my leg,

I'm gonna eat yours.

_________________________________

(SPOT BARKING)

_________________________________

(PANTING)

_________________________________

-RAMSEY: He found the herd.

-Whoo-whee! We got 'em.

_________________________________

Wait, do longhorns have feathers?

_________________________________

Rustlers.

_________________________________

Rustlers?

_________________________________

We got to move.

_________________________________

Yah!

_________________________________

(GULPS)

_________________________________

I don't see any rustlers.

_________________________________

They're out there.

_________________________________

So, how far did you say

that watering hole was?

_________________________________

-I got a job for you.

-I'm not really good at jobs.

_________________________________

I need you to keep on the dodge

and sidle up the loblolly,

_________________________________

past them hornheads

just hooting and a hollering,

_________________________________

and score off them rustlers.

_________________________________

We'll cut dirt and get the bulge on them.

_________________________________

What?

_________________________________

He just wants you to get on that rock

and scream.

_________________________________

Uh, but who's out there?

_________________________________

They'll come right at you.

You hold your ground. Don't move.

_________________________________

Don't move?

What if they have claws and big teeth?

_________________________________

Don't overthink it.

_________________________________

(LONGHORNS SNORTING)

_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT AND GULPS)

_________________________________

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

_________________________________

(SQUEAKING WEAKLY)

_________________________________

(SQUEAKING WEAKLY)

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

-Howdy.

-(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________

-What are you up to, boy?

-(STUTTERING) Nothing.

_________________________________

Nothing? Oh! What's your name?

_________________________________

(STUTTERING) Uh, Arlo.

_________________________________

Well, (STUTTERING) Arlo,

_________________________________

you don't look like you're doing nothing.

_________________________________

What's he look like

he's doing to you, Lurleane?

_________________________________

Oh, come on, Bubbha. Ask me.

Ask me what I think they're doing.

_________________________________

Pervis, shut your mouth!

_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)

_________________________________

Ah, looks like he's trespassing.

_________________________________

And what do we do with trespassers?

Tell them, Earl.

_________________________________

We kill them!

_________________________________

-(ROARING)

-(GASPS)

_________________________________

(SCREECHING)

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________

I got you!

_________________________________

(LONGHORNS BELLOWING)

_________________________________

Nash, the herd! Yah! Yah!

_________________________________

Yah! Giddy up. Come on now.

Giddy up! Yah!

_________________________________

Watch out!

_________________________________

(GROANING)

_________________________________

Nobody steals our longhorns.

_________________________________

Finders keepers.

_________________________________

-Yee-ha!

-(ROARING)

_________________________________

(BARKING)

_________________________________

Come on now.

Momma wants to play with you.

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________

I know you're there. I can smell you.

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

(GROANS)

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

(ARLO GRUNTING)

_________________________________

Oh.

_________________________________

Oh, shoot! That's my favorite tooth!

_________________________________

I'm gonna love ending you!

_________________________________

(BOTH SHRIEKING)

_________________________________

-(RUSTLERS EXCLAIMING)

-(GROWLING)

_________________________________

(ALL ROARING)

_________________________________

(ARLO YELLING)

_________________________________

Come on,

we got to drive this herd out of here.

_________________________________

Yah! Come on now.
_________________________________

_________________________________

PATCH: Dynamite just reported in.
_________________________________

They're gonna camp out tonight

and mop it up tomorrow.

_________________________________
MARU: Cabbie, how's it looking?
_________________________________

We got that sucker boxed in.
_________________________________

Nice work!
_________________________________

CABBIE: That's why we're here.
_________________________________

(SIGHS) So, that's it?
_________________________________

Yep, fire is contained.
_________________________________

The jumpers will stir on it until it's out.
_________________________________

You did a great job out there,

sweet SEAT.
_________________________________

Thanks. I saw the jumpers in trouble...
_________________________________

You broke formation

in a crowded airspace.
_________________________________

Could've been you spread

all over the woods
_________________________________

instead of retardant.
_________________________________

Don't go planning

your certification party yet, Champ.
_________________________________

Oh, man.
_________________________________

Come on, that's just Blade's

way of saying "Good job."
_________________________________

Whoa. That was low.
_________________________________

Cad's VIPs.
_________________________________

Oh, yeah, that's right.
_________________________________

He's having a big party

up at the lodge tonight.
_________________________________

We should go!
_________________________________

A second date? Wow! Room!
_________________________________

Uh, I kind of meant all of us.
_________________________________

You know, you and me,

and Windlifter, and just everybody.
_________________________________

Oh! Okay.
_________________________________

Okay, okay, yeah. Mmm-hmm.
_________________________________

You're right, you're right.
_________________________________

I should get to know your friends.
_________________________________

But they're your friends.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Well, yeah, I guess. Yeah.
_________________________________

Let's not bicker.

_________________________________

(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

Welcome to the Fusel Lodge.
_________________________________

Be sure to get your complimentary

bumper sticker over at the Gift Garage.
_________________________________

DUSTY: Whoa! Look at this place.
_________________________________

DIPPER: It's so beautiful.
_________________________________

Dusty-poo, this is the perfect date!
_________________________________

Let's check it out before we check in.
_________________________________

-Hey, there, folks.

-Hi.
_________________________________

Like to get your picture taken

with the superintendent?
_________________________________

-Uh...

-Ha!
_________________________________

Classy.
_________________________________

Oui, you're all set
_________________________________

with the Piston view

deluxe honeymoon suite
_________________________________

on our zero-emission floor.
_________________________________

(HONKING BRIDAL MARCH TUNE)
_________________________________

Enjoy your stay.
_________________________________

Wow.
_________________________________

They do weddings here.

Did you know that?
_________________________________

(HOOTING)
_________________________________

Oh, this is so exciting,

I'm gonna overheat!
_________________________________

Well, I'm hitting the spa.
_________________________________

The high beam steam

takes off 50,000 miles, easy.
_________________________________

Welcome, Mr. Secretary,
_________________________________

to the grand reopening weekend

of the magnificent...
_________________________________

It's a pleasure to be here, Spinner.
_________________________________

And is it a pleasure to see you, sir?

Yes, it is.
_________________________________

So, now, what's this I hear about a fire?
_________________________________

Uh, fire...
_________________________________

The Whitewall Fire is contained, sir.
_________________________________

-Right.

-It's under control.
_________________________________

It's absolutely under control.
_________________________________

-Thank you...

-Engine Pulaski, sir.
_________________________________

-Who-ski?

-"Pulaski."
_________________________________

Right. Anyway, right this way, sir.

_________________________________
And if there's any other

questions you have for me,
_________________________________

please, I am your man.
_________________________________

Don't even have normal coffee here.
_________________________________

I had to get something

called a "Highway Expresso."
_________________________________

What do you think?
_________________________________

-You look good.

-Eh.
_________________________________

Tell me, how's the park's

indigenous wildlife population?
_________________________________

-The what?

-The wildlife.
_________________________________

Oh, the wildlife!
_________________________________

Well, if you come to the party tonight,

there'll be plenty of party animals.
_________________________________

Ho, ho, ho. Huh?
_________________________________

I see. Yes.
_________________________________

The deer population is steady.
_________________________________

And we've had a healthy increase
_________________________________

in the number

of red-propped balsa thrush.
_________________________________

Ah, glad to hear it.

Say, I didn't quite catch your name.
_________________________________

Ranger Jammer, sir.
_________________________________

Seventy-two years at Piston Peak.
_________________________________

-Pleased to meet you, Jammer.

-Well, it's a true...
_________________________________

Bumper kisser.
_________________________________

Wow, look at that ice sculpture!
_________________________________

(GASPS) This could be our room

if we were little, tiny pieces of ice.
_________________________________

Dusty Crophopper!
_________________________________

My buddies

are never gonna believe this.
_________________________________

Hey, do my voice-mail.
_________________________________

-Your voice-mail?

-Go!
_________________________________

Oh, hi, this is Dusty Crophopper.
_________________________________

-"World racing champion."

-World racing champion.
_________________________________

Please leave a message at the beep.

_________________________________
-Now, beep.

-What?
_________________________________

-Do it!

-Beep!
_________________________________

(LAUGHS) That was awesome!
_________________________________

Move along.
_________________________________

Dusty! You have to meet

the Secretary of the Interior.
_________________________________

-Okay.

-I'm up for a promotion.
_________________________________

You understand.

You're upwardly mobile, right?
_________________________________

-Sure.

-Of course, you are. You're a plane.
_________________________________

Hey! Boat Reynolds!
_________________________________

Boat, loved you in

Best Little Boathouse in Texas.
_________________________________

Excuse me, son. Do you work here?

_________________________________
No, not really.
_________________________________

Great, come over here.
_________________________________

It's our anniversary.
_________________________________

-We honeymooned here 50 years ago.

-Can you believe it?
_________________________________

I was 50 years younger

and half a ton lighter.
_________________________________

More to love!
_________________________________

And Harvey, bless his heart,
_________________________________

is trying to find the spot

where we had our first kiss.
_________________________________

Oh, that is so sweet!
_________________________________

You don't do things like that anymore.
_________________________________

Honey, honey, listen, I'm telling you.
_________________________________

There was a bridge,

and a magnificent waterfall, and...
_________________________________

You.
_________________________________

I love you, Harvey.
_________________________________

Hey, you know,

that sounds like Augerin Canyon.
_________________________________

Yeah, that's right! Anger Canyon.
_________________________________

By Upper Whitewall Falls.
_________________________________

By Whitewash Falls!
_________________________________

See? I told you I knew where it was.
_________________________________

Hey, in honor of your anniversary,
_________________________________

why don't you join us?
_________________________________

We'll buy you a can of oil, on me.
_________________________________

Oh, thank you, dear.
_________________________________

Oh, sure, sure.
_________________________________

I've been around the block a few times.
_________________________________

I worked as a taco truck,
_________________________________

sold carwash curtain rings for a while.
_________________________________

Then, I got into RV tire sales.
_________________________________

Winnie here was my showroom model.
_________________________________

That's how we met.
_________________________________

-It's true.

-Aw, nice.
_________________________________

For our wedding day,

bought her the best set of whitewalls.
_________________________________

We wore off the treads

on our honeymoon.
_________________________________

Yeah, oh...
_________________________________

-Driving!

-Oh, driving! Of course!
_________________________________

She said "Driving."
_________________________________

-Delete that thought.

-Deleted!
_________________________________

HARVEY: You know, Dusty...
_________________________________

Maybe this firefighting thing

will be a second career for you.
_________________________________

Oh, yeah. This is a second career

for all of us.
_________________________________

Windlifter was a lumberjack,

Cabbie was in the military,
_________________________________

and me, well,

I hauled cargo up in Anchorage.
_________________________________

Yeah, a lot of guys up in Anchorage.
_________________________________

I was beating them off with a stick.

(VOCALIZING)
_________________________________

"Come here, boy. No." Boom!
_________________________________

Hey, big whirlybird,

you haven't said much.
_________________________________

How about a toast?
_________________________________

Uh, Windlifter's not really

much for speeches.
_________________________________

(CHANTING)
_________________________________

A toast to Coyote.
_________________________________

It was he who drove all day and all night
_________________________________

to the base of Bright Mountain.
_________________________________

With much difficulty,
_________________________________

he climbed the mountain to obtain fire,
_________________________________

and brought it down to the first vehicles.
_________________________________

But in so doing, he burned his tires.
_________________________________

And when Coyote saw

his blackened tires,
_________________________________

he thought they were his favorite snack,
_________________________________

and he ate them!
_________________________________

For he knew they were still full of life.
_________________________________

And it was in this way,

he let go of the old,
_________________________________

and renewed himself

like fire renews the earth.
_________________________________

Uh, I'm just gonna say it.
_________________________________

You had me up until the part

where he eats his own tires.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Best toast ever, Wind.
_________________________________

Cheers!
_________________________________

ALL: Cheers!
_________________________________

_________________________________

(CICADAS CHIRPING)
_________________________________

(BAND PLAYS LA CUCARACHA)
_________________________________
MOLT: Look at me! I'm barefooting!

_________________________________

Yo, bugito, dos granitos, pronto!
_________________________________

You got to try this, man!
_________________________________

La cucaracha, la cucaracha...
_________________________________

(HUMMING)
_________________________________

GRASSHOPPER:

We have more than enough food.
_________________________________

We go all the way back there

and it starts to rain,
_________________________________

we might as well be sucking bug spray.
_________________________________

Ooh! Don't even say that!

You know something?
_________________________________

You're making a lot of sense.

I mean, why take the risk?
_________________________________

-You should tell Hopper.

-Good idea.
_________________________________

But, you know, it's really not our place.
_________________________________

I mean, you're his brother.

That makes you, like...
_________________________________

The vice president of the gang.
_________________________________

Wow! It kind of does, doesn't it?
_________________________________

Okay, I'll tell him. Boy, I should talk

to you guys more often.
_________________________________

What if Hopper doesn't like it?
_________________________________

Then at least the genius

will get smacked, and not us.
_________________________________

Vice President Molt.
_________________________________

Yeah, that's good. Oh, that's good.
_________________________________

-A little lower. Lower, lower.

-Hey-a, Hop.
_________________________________

-Go away.

-That's fine. I won't tell you my idea.
_________________________________

-Good!

-Okay, okay. I'll tell you anyway.
_________________________________

You see, I've been thinking,

which is something that I do,
_________________________________

you know, being vice president and all.

This is a thought. And it was mine.
_________________________________

Why go back to Ant Island at all?

I mean, you don't even like grain.
_________________________________

-What?

-You're right.
_________________________________

I didn't think it was such

a good idea, myself.
_________________________________

Actually, it wasn't even my idea.

It was Axle and Loco's!
_________________________________

They talked fancy to me.

I got confused!
_________________________________

La cucaracha
_________________________________

(HUMMING)
_________________________________

Guys, order another round,

because we're staying here!
_________________________________

-Yeah!

-Yeah!
_________________________________

What was I thinking?

Going back to Ant Island.
_________________________________

I mean, we just got here,

and we have more than enough food
_________________________________

to get us through the winter, right?

Why go back?
_________________________________

(SINGING FOR HE'S

A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW)
_________________________________

But there was that ant

that stood up to me.
_________________________________

-Yeah, but we can forget about him!

-Yeah, it was just one ant.
_________________________________

One ant!
_________________________________

Yeah, you're right! It's just one ant!
_________________________________

-Yeah, boss. They're puny!

-Hmm. Puny.
_________________________________

Say, let's pretend this grain

is a puny little ant.
_________________________________

-Did that hurt?

-(CHUCKLES) Nope.
_________________________________

-Well, how 'bout this one?

-Are you kidding?
_________________________________

Well, how 'bout this?
_________________________________

You let one ant stand up to us,
_________________________________

then they all might stand up.
_________________________________

Those puny little ants

outnumber us 100 to one.
_________________________________

And if they ever figure that out,

there goes our way of life!
_________________________________

It's not about food.

It's about keeping those ants in line.
_________________________________

That's why we're going back!
_________________________________

Does anybody else want to stay?
_________________________________

He's quite the motivational

speaker, isn't he?
_________________________________

Let's ride!
_________________________________

(DRONING BUZZ)

_________________________________

_________________________________

(KNOCK ON DOOR)

_________________________________

MAN ON TV: In other news,

authorities in Mugwomp Flats

_________________________________

called off the search

for the missing boy.

_________________________________

His backpack was found near

Crocodile Falls, and rangers believe

_________________________________

he was yet another victim

of crocodile attack.

_________________________________

Authorities once again warn residents

to use extreme caution...

_________________________________

(CACKLES) Think you're

pretty smart, don't you?

_________________________________

Who outsmarted who?

Who? Who outsmarted who?

_________________________________

I still gotta get that boy to talking.

_________________________________

I'm hungry.

Can't think on an empty stomach.

_________________________________

Gotta have protein. Gotta have eggs.

_________________________________

Everyone's got his price.

_________________________________

All I gotta do is offer him

whatever he wants,

_________________________________

and then not give it to him.

_________________________________

Did you take one of my eggs?

_________________________________

Open your mouth.

_________________________________

These are not Joanna eggs.

_________________________________

-(GULPS)

-Let's see. The boy's got the eagle.

_________________________________

I want the eagle.

_________________________________

The boy won't give me the eagle.

_________________________________

If I could just find the boy's weak spot,

_________________________________

I could get him to tell me

where the eagle is.

_________________________________

But the boy's only got one weak spot,

and that is the eagle.

_________________________________

Maybe if I stuck him in a giant anthill,

_________________________________

that would loosen his tongue and then...

_________________________________

-I got it!

-(JOANNA HOWLS)

_________________________________

Got your hand caught in the cookie jar.

_________________________________

Who you think you're messing with,

you dumb animal?

_________________________________

My mental facilities are twice

what yours are, you pea brain.

_________________________________

Joanna, I give you platypus eggs,

I give you snake eggs,

_________________________________

why, I'll even give you eagle eggs,

but I want you to stay away from my...

_________________________________

The eagle's eggs!

_________________________________

That's it!

_________________________________

That's the boy's weak spot!

_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)

_________________________________
_________________________________

Tonight, we go now to
a special remote interview...
_________________________________
with Elastigirl.
_________________________________

ELASTIGIRL:
How you feeling, Chad?
_________________________________
You doing all right?

_________________________________
I'm fine.
The doctors checked me out.

_________________________________

(STAMMERS) I have no memory
of the event.
_________________________________

I gotta tell you,
it's pretty strange
_________________________________

to see a recording...
_________________________________
of yourself the night before
and have no recollection.
_________________________________

I don't think
anyone needs to worry.
_________________________________

We've taken many precautions
tonight though.
_________________________________

Where are you right now?
_________________________________
On a case, in a secure
undisclosed location.
_________________________________

CHAD: I wanna talk
about you...
_________________________________

starting with your save
of a runaway train.

_________________________________
Here's an exclusive
unedited clip
_________________________________
from your own suit cam.

_________________________________
Roll the clip.

_________________________________
ELASTIGIRL: This thing's
really moving.

_________________________________
100 and climbing.
How much track is built?

_________________________________
EVELYN: About 25 miles.
_________________________________

SCREENSLAVER: The Screenslaver
interrupts this program...

_________________________________
for an important announcement.

_________________________________
I'll be damned. She knew.
_________________________________

Let's see
if your gadget works.
_________________________________

Don't bother
watching the rest.

_________________________________
Gotcha!
_________________________________

Elastigirl doesn't
save the day.
_________________________________

She only postpones her defeat.

_________________________________
And while she postpones
her defeat...

_________________________________
you eat chips and watch
her confront problems...

_________________________________
that you are too lazy
to deal with.

_________________________________
Superheroes are part
of your brainless desire...

_________________________________
to replace true experiences
with stimulation.

_________________________________
You don't talk,
you watch talk shows.

_________________________________
You don't play games,
you watch game shows.

_________________________________
Travel, relationships, risk...

_________________________________
every meaningful experience
must be packaged...

_________________________________
and delivered to you
to watch at a distance.

_________________________________
So that you can remain
ever sheltered...
_________________________________
ever passive...
_________________________________

ever ravenous consumers...

_________________________________
who can't bring themselves

to rise from their couches...

_________________________________
break a sweat
and participate in life.

_________________________________
You want superheroes
to protect you...

_________________________________
and make yourselves ever more

powerless in the process.

_________________________________
While you tell yourselves

you're being looked after.

_________________________________
That your interests
are being served.
_________________________________
And your rights
are being upheld.
_________________________________

So that the system can
keep stealing from you...

_________________________________
smiling at you all the while.

_________________________________
Go ahead,
send your supers to stop me.

_________________________________
Grab your snacks,
watch your screens,
_________________________________
and see what happens.
_________________________________

You are no longer in control.
_________________________________

I am.
_________________________________
(MACHINES BEEPING)
_________________________________
(CLOCK CHIMING)
_________________________________

SCREENSLAVER: Find anything?
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
(YELLING)
_________________________________
(BOTH GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(BEEPING)
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(ALARMS RINGING)
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)
-Sorry!
_________________________________
(ELASTIGIRL GROANS)
_________________________________
(BEEPS)
_________________________________
(EXPLOSION)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(STAMMERS) What happened?
_________________________________

What happened is
you destroyed my evidence.

_________________________________

What's going on?
What did I do?
_________________________________

What did you guys do to me?
_________________________________

That's right, punk.
Blame the system.

_________________________________
Your tracker worked
like a charm, Evelyn.
_________________________________
You're a genius.
_________________________________

Aw, shucks!
_________________________________
I'm just the genius
behind the genius.

_________________________________

_________________________________

REPORTER 1: Chef! Chef!

REPORTER 2: Chef Linguini!
_________________________________

(REPORTERS CLAMORING)
_________________________________

Your rise has been meteoric,
yet you have no formal training.

_________________________________

What is the secret to your genius?
_________________________________

LINGUINI: Secret? You want the truth?
_________________________________

(HESITANTLY) I am Gusteau's son.
It's in my blood I guess.

_________________________________

FEMALE REPORTER: But you weren't
aware of that fact until very recently.

_________________________________

No.

_________________________________

MALE REPORTER: And it resulted in
your taking ownership of this restaurant.

_________________________________

How did you find out?
_________________________________

Well, some part of me just knew.

_________________________________

The Gusteau part?
_________________________________

-Where do you get your inspiration?

-Inspiration has many names.

_________________________________

-Mine is named Colette.

-What?
_________________________________

(REMY SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

Something's stuck in my teeth.

_________________________________

(RINGING)
_________________________________

Health Inspector.

_________________________________

I wish to report a rat infestation.

_________________________________

It's taken over my...

_________________________________

(STAMMERING) Gusteau's restaurant.

_________________________________

Gusteau's, eh?
_________________________________

I can drop by. Let's see.
First opening is three months.

_________________________________

It must happen now!
It's a gourmet restaurant!
_________________________________

Monsieur, I have the information.
If someone cancels, I'll slot you in.

_________________________________

(STAMMERING) But the rat!
You must...

_________________________________

(DIAL TONE DRONING)
_________________________________

It stole my documents.

_________________________________

It's past opening time.

_________________________________

(GROANING) He should have
finished an hour ago.

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Bonjour, ma cherie.
Join us.

_________________________________

We were just talking
about my inspiration.

_________________________________

Yes, he calls it his tiny chef.

_________________________________

(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

Not that, dearest. I meant you.

_________________________________

(DOOR OPENING)
_________________________________

(REPORTERS GASPING)
_________________________________

-It's him.

-Ego?
_________________________________

Anton Ego!
_________________________________

REPORTER: Is that Ego?
_________________________________

I can't believe it.

_________________________________

-You are Monsieur Linguini?

-Hello.

_________________________________

Pardon me for interrupting
your premature celebration,
_________________________________

but I thought it only fair
to give you a sporting chance
_________________________________

as you are new to this game.

_________________________________

-Game?

-Yes.

_________________________________

And you've been playing
without an opponent.

_________________________________

Which is, as you may have guessed,
against the rules.

_________________________________

You're Anton Ego.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

You're slow
for someone in the fast lane.

_________________________________

(PEOPLE GASPING)
_________________________________

And you're thin
for someone who likes food.

_________________________________

(ALL GASPING IN SHOCK)
_________________________________

I don't like food. I love it.

_________________________________

If I don't love it, I don't swallow.

_________________________________

(GULPING)
_________________________________

I will return tomorrow night
with high expectations.

_________________________________

Pray you don't disappoint me.

_________________________________

(REPORTERS MURMURING)
_________________________________

Listen, we hate to be rude,
but we're French, and it's dinnertime.

_________________________________

She meant to say,
"It's dinnertime and we're French."

_________________________________
Don't give me that look.

_________________________________

You were distracting me
in front of the press.

_________________________________

How am I supposed to concentrate with
you yanking on my hair all the time?

_________________________________
And that's another thing.

_________________________________

Your opinion isn't the only one
that matters here.

_________________________________

Colette knows how to cook, too,
you know. Ow!

_________________________________
All right, that's it!
_________________________________

You take a break, Little Chef.

_________________________________

I'm not your puppet,
_________________________________

and you're not
my puppet-controlling guy!

_________________________________
(GASPS) The rat is the cook.

_________________________________

You cool off and get your mind right,
Little Chef.

_________________________________

Ego is coming, and I need to focus!
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

You stupid...

_________________________________

(GRUMBLING ANGRILY)
_________________________________

Wow. I have never seen that before.

_________________________________

Yeah, it's like you're his fluffy bunny
or something.

_________________________________

(RATS LAUGHING)
_________________________________

EMILE: I'm sorry, Remy.

_________________________________

I know there are too many guys.

_________________________________

-I tried to limit...

-You know what?
_________________________________

It's okay. I've been selfish.

_________________________________

-You guys hungry?

-Are you kidding?
_________________________________

All right. Dinner's on me.
We'll go after closing time.

_________________________________

-In fact...

-Yeah.

_________________________________

...tell Dad to bring the whole clan.
_________________________________

_________________________________

(HORN HONKS)

_________________________________
Bye, Winston. Goodbye, Oliver.
_________________________________

GIRL: Hi, Jenny. Sit over here.
_________________________________

All right, listen up. We checked it out.

All we gotta do is...
_________________________________

(POUNDING)
_________________________________

Oh, man! He's dead meat now!
_________________________________

I'll handle that ruffian.
_________________________________

Body slam! Body slam!

Oh, come on, you fool!
_________________________________

-(DOORBELL RINGS)

-Hit him! Hit him! Oh, bother.
_________________________________

Einy. Get outta there!
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

Yes? Who is it?
_________________________________

(MOANING)
_________________________________

Oh, my...

_________________________________
You!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS) I'll show you, you, you...
_________________________________

Come back here!
_________________________________

-(DOOR CLOSES)

-What...
_________________________________

(DOOR OPENS)
_________________________________

Miralo this place. Check it out.
_________________________________

(GASPS) Chagall. Matisse.
_________________________________

These are all masterpieces.
_________________________________

Huh, this place looks pretty nice.

I mean, how bad off could it be here?
_________________________________

(SNIFFING) Hey, man, if this is torture,

chain me to the wall.
_________________________________

-DODGER: Tito!

-(DOOR RATTLING)
_________________________________

We're here for the kid, remember?

Now let's get him and go.
_________________________________

(ALL SNIFFING)
_________________________________

"I love you, Oliver. Play with Georgette."
_________________________________

I'd like to play with him, all right!

The little fur ball!
_________________________________

Ooh. (SCREAMS)
_________________________________

Who are you?

What do you want? Winston!
_________________________________

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Calm down.
_________________________________

(CRASH)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING) Ooh!
_________________________________

(PANS RATTLING)
_________________________________

Don't come any closer!

I knew this would happen one day.

_________________________________
You're barkin' up the wrong tree.

It's not you I'm after.
_________________________________

It's not? It's not!
_________________________________

Well, why not?
_________________________________

What's the problem, Spot?

Not good enough for you?
_________________________________

I mean, do you even know who I am?
_________________________________

Fifty-six blue ribbons.
_________________________________

Fourteen regional trophies!
_________________________________

Six-time national champion!
_________________________________

Ooh, and we're all very impressed.

Right, guys?
_________________________________

Very impressed. (PANTING)
_________________________________

-Oh!

-(KISSING)

_________________________________

Allow me to introduce myself. I am

Ignacio Alonzo Julio Frederico de Tito.

_________________________________
Get away from me,

you little bug-eyed creep!
_________________________________

Winston!
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

-Excuse me, uh, sister. Who's Rex?

-None of your business!
_________________________________

And you, tubby, off the bed!
_________________________________

-(SNIFFING)

-Get away from there, you...

_________________________________

-(SNEEZES)

-All right! That does it!
_________________________________

You yo-yos clear out and I mean now!
_________________________________

Winston! (BARKING)
_________________________________

Relax, champ.

We'll leave as soon as we get our cat.
_________________________________

If you think I'm intimidated by a bunch

of flea-bitten, dog-pound rejects...
_________________________________

Your cat? (GIGGLES)
_________________________________

How stupid of me. You must be

the friends he keeps talking about.
_________________________________

-Yes.

-WINSTON: Georgette.
_________________________________

Something's not quite right here.
_________________________________

Shh. Quick. Before he comes back.

Follow me.
_________________________________

Look at him, Dodger.

Honey, let's just forget the whole thing.
_________________________________

No, no, you can't do that!

You don't understand.
_________________________________

-The poor dear's so traumatized.

-WINSTON: Georgette.
_________________________________

-Huh? What?

-WINSTON: What is going on here?

_________________________________
Now get going. Hurry.

Use the fire escape.
_________________________________

-(MUFFLED SHOUTS)

-(FRANCIS GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Hey, there's no time for long goodbyes,
_________________________________

but here's something
to remember me by, baby.
_________________________________

-(KISSING)

-(SMACKING)
_________________________________

(TITO YELPS, GROANING)
_________________________________

Ooh, I think she likes me, man.
_________________________________

(SINGING)

Ooh, I could've danced all night

_________________________________
I could've danced all night

_________________________________
FRANCIS: You were very good.

OLIVER: What?
_________________________________

-FRANCIS: Nice job, Dodger.

-Hey, wait. What's goin' on, you guys?
_________________________________

-Just the rescue of the century.

-Rescue?
_________________________________

Shoulda seen Frankie handle that butler.
_________________________________

-(HOWLING)

-I was rather good, wasn't I?
_________________________________

And how about Tito

and Miss Six-time National Champion?
_________________________________

(STAMMERING) Hey, hey, but, wait.

I don't understand you guys.
_________________________________

-You okay, kid?

-Yeah, I'm fine.
_________________________________

Hey, sure he is!

He's back with his Uncle Tito.
_________________________________

I was happy there.

Why did you guys take me away?
_________________________________

We rescued you, kitty.

We... We brought you home.
_________________________________

But, well, I have another home now.
_________________________________

And someone who loves me.
_________________________________

What do you mean, kid?

You're in the gang.
_________________________________

-But, but...

-The gang means family.
_________________________________

We risked a lot to get you outta there.
_________________________________

Look, I'm sorry,
but all I ever wanted was...
_________________________________

What? This place is not good enough

for you anymore?
_________________________________

Don't wanna mix with the riffraff?
_________________________________

No, no. I like you. I mean, I like...

I like every one of you, but...
_________________________________

But there was a little girl.

I just wanna go back.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)

We never should've took him, Dodger.
_________________________________

But, Dodger, please...
_________________________________

You wanna leave?

Fine! There's the door.
_________________________________

-But he just got here.

-Go on. No one's stoppin' ya.
_________________________________

Hey, uh, Dodger, man, uh, lighten up.
_________________________________

You lighten up!

If he doesn't like it, let him go.
_________________________________

(NAME TAG RATTLING)
_________________________________

FAGIN: Oh, it's hopeless.
_________________________________

(FAGIN MOANS)
_________________________________

(YAWNS)
_________________________________

(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

-(RATTLING)

-What's this?
_________________________________

So that's where you've been!
_________________________________

Looks like you're doing

all right for yourself, Oliver.
_________________________________

Your owner probably
spends more money on catnip
_________________________________

than we do on food in a month.
_________________________________

He's probably worried sick about you.
_________________________________

All alone in that big house

with only his money to comfort him.
_________________________________

Only his millions and millions
of dollars to...
_________________________________

(GIGGLING)
_________________________________

That's it! We're saved! (LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Oh-ho-ho. What a plan! Ah, yes!
_________________________________

Uh, paper! Paper! Whoo, it's so great.
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Dear Mr. Rich... Ah!
_________________________________

Mr. Very Rich. (CHORTLING)

_________________________________

_________________________________
SHANNON: Shannon Spokes

here at Florida International,

_________________________________

where Jackson Storm...

_________________________________

clocked 214 miles per hour today.

_________________________________
SMOKEY: You want to beat Storm,

you need someone to stand in for him.

_________________________________

Like a sparring partner.

_________________________________

I'm not so sure. Not a racer.

(CHUCKLES) Just a trainer!

_________________________________

Go ahead and gun it.

_________________________________

(ENGINE REVVING)

_________________________________

-Oh, yeah!
-(SMOKEY CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

With no muffler
you even sound like Storm.

_________________________________

Oh, you're going down, McQueen!

_________________________________

Get that arthritis-riddled keister
onto the track

_________________________________

so I can put you into...

the old folks' home against your will!

_________________________________

How was that?

_________________________________

-That'll work.
-Worked for me.

_________________________________

-I'm good.
-Yep. That'll do.

_________________________________

Did you hear what she said?

_________________________________

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

_________________________________

-(ALARM BUZZING)

-(SULLEY SNORING)

_________________________________

-Rise and shine!

-(GASPING)

_________________________________

Scary feet, scary feet...

The kid is in the bathroom!

_________________________________

Scary feet, scary feet...

Oh, he's back!

_________________________________

-(ALL ROAR)

-(ALARM BUZZING)

_________________________________

-Wake up!

-(GASPING)

_________________________________

-(ROARING)

-Thirty-seven! Thirty-eight!

_________________________________

Do I hear thirty-nine?

_________________________________

-MIKE: Come on!

-(SULLEY CONTINUES ROARING)

_________________________________
MIKE: Yes! Okay, Oozma Kappa,

you're looking good.

_________________________________
SMOKEY: You didn't show up

in Florida for qualifying

_________________________________

so you'll be starting last.

_________________________________

I'll give you three laps to catch her.

_________________________________

Go through the entire field in three laps?

_________________________________

You want to beat Storm or not?

_________________________________

-Yes! Of course I do.

-Well, then, go!

_________________________________

(CRUZ SQUEALS)

_________________________________

Come on, kid.

_________________________________

All right. Looks like

we got some work to do.

_________________________________

Look alive. The reflexes

are the first thing to go.

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING)

_________________________________

-Ah!
-(MOOING)

_________________________________
McQUEEN: Why are we in a field?

_________________________________

Sneak through that window!

_________________________________

-What does that mean?

-I don't know.

_________________________________

-Go!
-(HONKS)

_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAM)

_________________________________
McQUEEN: Whoa!

_________________________________
CRUZ: Not cool, man. Not cool!

_________________________________

Let's run it back.

_________________________________

Do you even want to be out here?

_________________________________

Only two days left, kid.

_________________________________

-You got to work harder.
-(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

"To frighten a child

is the point of a Scare.

_________________________________

"If you frighten a teen,

then Scarer beware."

_________________________________

-Okay, scare the little kid.

-(ROARS)

_________________________________

-Avoid the teenager!

-(GASPS)

_________________________________

FEMALE TEENAGER 1:

I'm on the phone!

_________________________________

-(BUZZING)

-(GROANS)

_________________________________

MALE TEENAGER 1:

No one understands me!

_________________________________

-(ROARS)

-(BUZZES)

_________________________________

-MALE TEENAGER 1: Whatever.

-(ROARS)

_________________________________

-(BUZZES)

-(GROANS)

_________________________________

FEMALE TEENAGER 2:

But, Daddy, I love him!

_________________________________

(BELL DINGS)

_________________________________

-(ROARS)

-(CHILD SCREAMS)

_________________________________
BROCK: First place, Roar Omega Roar!

_________________________________

Second place, Oozma Kappa!

_________________________________

Whoo!

_________________________________
BROCK: Third place, HSS.

_________________________________

(CROWD CHEERING)

_________________________________

MALE TEENAGER 3: You're lame.

_________________________________

Wait, wait, who was that?

_________________________________

I put McQueen in there.

_________________________________

Give you some real competition.

_________________________________

(BOTH LAUGH)

_________________________________
SMOKEY: Hud was a master

of letting the other cars

_________________________________

do the work for him.

_________________________________
RIVER: He used to say

_________________________________

cling to 'em like you was
two June bugs...

_________________________________

on a summer night.

_________________________________

-He stole that from me.
-(CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

Drafting? I've never had to do that.

_________________________________

Yeah, that's when you were fast.

_________________________________

Now you're slow.

_________________________________

-RIVER: And old.
-And rickety.

_________________________________

-And dilapidated.
-Okay! Okay, I get it.

_________________________________

The new you has to
look for opportunities...

_________________________________

you never knew were there.

_________________________________

RALPH: Hi, everybody.
Wreck-It Ralph here...
_________________________________

with a little box
I'm gonna open.
_________________________________

Let's see what we got here.
_________________________________

A "Pancake Milkshake Fun Set."
Huh.
_________________________________

Got a little heft to it.
_________________________________
Something's wobbling around
 in there.
_________________________________

Wonder if we got
the kitty or the bunny?
_________________________________

Let's open it up.
_________________________________
-(BUZZING)
-(RALPH SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(ANNOUNCER READING)
_________________________________

Man, who would've
guessed a bee pun
_________________________________

would be the thing
to put us over the top?
_________________________________

Huh.
That's the Internet for you.
_________________________________

All right, it is uploading.
_________________________________

Hey, mister!
_________________________________

(GASPS) Oh. Hi, eboy.
_________________________________

Just here to let you know
_________________________________

your bid does expire
in 30 minutes.

_________________________________

(SIGHS) Thanks, little eboy.
_________________________________

You got it, chairman.
_________________________________

You hear that, Yesss?
_________________________________
We don't have
a lot of time left.
_________________________________

-Okay. We just gotta...
-(COMPUTER BUZZES)
_________________________________

No, no, no.
_________________________________
No! Not you!
_________________________________

What? Why are you
angry at the lollipop?
_________________________________

What does that mean?
_________________________________

(GROANS)
The file's not loading.
_________________________________

If this doesn't load,
we're not gonna make it.

_________________________________
-Hmm.

-You don't have enough hearts.
_________________________________

Ralph, where are you going?
_________________________________

I'm going down to the floor
to get some hearts.

_________________________________

Ah! Genius! Good thinking.
_________________________________

Now someone get me
tech support in here, stat!
_________________________________
-(PANTING)
-(RALPH SHOUTING ON VIDEO)
_________________________________

RALPH: Only one person.
_________________________________

Hey, guys, come and
check out my video,
_________________________________

you're gonna love it.
_________________________________

Right, right over here.
Yep, here we go.
_________________________________

What are you...
You guys!

_________________________________

Aw. A cat?
_________________________________

You're gonna like this better

than some dusty old cat.
_________________________________
Aw.
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________

Give me that hose, partner.
_________________________________

You know you love me, give me
those hearts. There we go.
_________________________________

Hey, folks, where are you
going? Give my video a heart.
_________________________________

That's it.
Let's see who's in here.

_________________________________

(MOOING)

_________________________________

-Sneak through the window!

-(BOTH EXCLAIM)

_________________________________

Sneak through the window.

_________________________________

What?

_________________________________

When a window opens, take it!

_________________________________

(McQUEEN WHOOPS)

_________________________________

Whoa!

_________________________________

Yes.

_________________________________

-Whoa! I made it!
-All right!

_________________________________

(BOTH EXCLAIM)

_________________________________

Let's go! Let's move!

_________________________________

-(GUIDO GRUNTING)
-SMOKEY: Reflexes!

_________________________________

All right, Guido, turn up the heat.

_________________________________
GUIDO: Okay.

_________________________________

Whoa! Whoa!

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

All right, look who finally showed up.

_________________________________

"Someone is coming,

this could ruin your night.

_________________________________

"Stay hidden, take cover,

and stay out of sight!"

_________________________________

You got 10 seconds. Go!

_________________________________

Kiosk! Pile of leaves!

Standing out in the open.

_________________________________

And there should be one more.

_________________________________

(WHISTLES) How did I do?

_________________________________

Oh! Not too shabby, Don!

_________________________________

Thanks! I cannot get down.

_________________________________

-Zombie snarl!

-(SNARLING)

_________________________________

Angry poodle. Jazz clown.

_________________________________

-My Aunt Phyllis.

-(GROANING)

_________________________________

In the morning.

_________________________________

That's what I'm talking about!

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

(GROANS)

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________
SMOKEY: This is where

we cut our racing teeth.

_________________________________

In the woods?

_________________________________

Let's just say the moon

was always shining on us.

_________________________________

Huh?

_________________________________

If the moon didn't shine,

we didn't have to...

_________________________________

Oh, never mind.

_________________________________
JUNIOR MOON:

We ran moonshine, dummy!

_________________________________

Oh!

_________________________________

By the way, no lights. Instinct only.

_________________________________

(ALL WHOOPING)

_________________________________
CRUZ: Yeah!

_________________________________

(CRUZ EXCLAIMING)

_________________________________
RIVER: Yeah!

_________________________________

(GASPING)

_________________________________

Oh!

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

Whoa!

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Yeah!

_________________________________

(WHOOPING)

_________________________________

Whoo-hoo!

_________________________________

(CRUZ WHOOPS AND LAUGHS)

_________________________________
McQUEEN: All right!

_________________________________

(McQUEEN WHOOPING)
_________________________________

_________________________________

-(ALARM BUZZES)

-Time to go to work.

_________________________________

McQueen's still not here?

_________________________________

Didn't he pull this

when he was a rookie?

_________________________________

At least that's what
my grandfather told me.

_________________________________
SMOKEY: All right, we got

time for one last race.

_________________________________

Hurry this along, boss,
we got to get you to Florida.

_________________________________

Go!

_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-You're out!

_________________________________

You're out.

_________________________________

-(SIGHS)

-Hey, tough luck, Kris Kringle.

_________________________________

Maybe it's best that he doesn't show up,

after how last season ended.

_________________________________

Let me put it this way.

_________________________________

I'm not losing any sleep

wondering where Lightning McQueen is.

_________________________________

Come on, boy. Come on!

_________________________________
SMOKEY: All right, McQueen.

There you go, boy!

_________________________________

There you go.

_________________________________
DARRELL: McQueen is fading.

McQueen is fading. Fading fast.

_________________________________

(PANTING)

_________________________________

Hello?
_________________________________
Anybody in here?
_________________________________

What the heck is this place?
_________________________________

Some kind of library?
_________________________________

"Wreck-It Ralph is back."
_________________________________

Hey, they're talking about me.
_________________________________

Gee-whiz,
the Internet is so positive.
_________________________________

"Fix-lt Felix Jr.
was my favorite game."
_________________________________

Hmm. Mine, too.
_________________________________

"Ralph's videos stink."
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________

"So stupid."
_________________________________

"Ralph is the worst."
_________________________________

"I hate him."
_________________________________

"He's so fat and ugly."
_________________________________

"Just a worthless bum,
alone on a pile of bricks."
_________________________________

YESSS: Yo, Ralph,
you in here, dude?
_________________________________

Hey, I got to show you...
_________________________________
Oh.
_________________________________

First rule of the Internet...
_________________________________

do not read the comments.
_________________________________

I should have told you that.
_________________________________

Look.
_________________________________
This place can bring out
the worst in some people...
_________________________________
but you gotta ignore all this.
_________________________________

This isn't about you, Ralph.
It's about them.

_________________________________

I don't care. It's fine.
_________________________________
(SNIFFLES)
_________________________________

People hated me my whole life
for being a bad guy.
_________________________________

It's just a good reminder
_________________________________
that this is the only heart
that really matters.
_________________________________

Vanellope gave me this...
_________________________________

and as long as she likes me...
_________________________________

I don't need anybody else.
_________________________________

And I sure
don't need the Internet.
_________________________________

Hold on. (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
It's not all bad.
_________________________________

The Internet
can also be a place...
_________________________________
where you find a steering
wheel at one website...
_________________________________

and make enough money

to buy it at another one.
_________________________________

Congratulations, Ralph.
You did it.
_________________________________

Wait, really?
_________________________________

Yes, check your
Buzzzy account.
_________________________________

You needed 27K,
you got over 30 grand!
_________________________________

Oh, my gosh!
_________________________________
This is great!
_________________________________

Thank you, Yesss. I couldn't
have done it without you!
_________________________________

That's really true.
_________________________________

Hey, eboy?
_________________________________

What do you need, ace?
_________________________________

Can you give me a ride?
_________________________________

Let's hop along, Cassidy.

_________________________________

-(CROWD CHEERING)

-(WHOOPING)

_________________________________

Thank you.

_________________________________

(CROWD CHEERING LOUDLY)

_________________________________

Yeah!

_________________________________

(WHOOPING) Yeah!

_________________________________

We're down to two remaining teams,

_________________________________

Roar Omega Roar and Oozma Kappa!

_________________________________

Which leads us to the final event!

_________________________________

"Every one of your skills

will be put to the test.

_________________________________

"The Scare Simulator will prove

who's the best!"

_________________________________

Tomorrow night you finally get to Scare

_________________________________

in front of the whole school!

_________________________________
CRUZ: Whoo-hoo! Yes!

_________________________________

Ah! (CACKLES)

_________________________________

Whoo! Did you see that? That was...

_________________________________

Uh...

_________________________________

Sorry. I didn't mean to...

_________________________________

Enjoy the attention while it lasts, boys.

_________________________________

After you lose,

no one will remember you.

_________________________________

Maybe. But when you lose,

no one will let you forget it.

_________________________________

Oh, boy. That is a good point.

_________________________________

Hey, uh, boss, it's time to hit the road.

_________________________________

Yeah.

_________________________________

(STAMMERING)

_________________________________

I want to thank everyone for the training.

_________________________________

We better get going to Florida.

_________________________________

Come on, song, come on.
_________________________________

I'm reflecting.
_________________________________

What is it that I want?
_________________________________

What is my quest?
_________________________________

(IN SING-SONG VOICE)
What is my dream?
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________

Well, ladies, I tried.
_________________________________
No song for this princess,
I guess.
_________________________________
-(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
-Ooh! Huh.
_________________________________

How does this thing work?
_________________________________

-(GASPS)
-Hey, kid, can you see me?

_________________________________
Yeah!
Yeah, you're right there.
_________________________________

We did it! We got the money!

_________________________________
No way, Ralph! That's great!
_________________________________

I'm on my way to ebay
right now with the eboy.
_________________________________

We're almost there, champ.
_________________________________

Good work, eboy.
_________________________________

Hey, meet me out in front of

ebay in five minutes, okay?
_________________________________

Okay, I'll see you soon.

_________________________________
We're going home, kid!
_________________________________

Our lives could finally
get back to normal.

_________________________________
Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________

Wow, I can't believe it.
I get to go home.
_________________________________

So, I guess that's it.
_________________________________
I guess I just wanted a...
a steering wheel.
_________________________________

And now, I got it, so...
_________________________________
whoo-hoo. (SIGHS)

_________________________________

Hey, Oozmas, you guys are awesome!

_________________________________

You've got to teach us your moves.

_________________________________

Well, then you're gonna

want to talk to this guy.

_________________________________

Oh... (CHUCKLES)

Sure, I can teach you.

_________________________________

All right. You want to hide

behind the chair?

_________________________________

You have to become the chair.

_________________________________
BROCK: Thanks for coming, Dean.

_________________________________

Dean Hardscrabble!

_________________________________

If we get back into the Scaring program,

_________________________________

I hope there's no hard feelings.

_________________________________

Tomorrow, each of you must prove

_________________________________

that you are undeniably scary.

_________________________________

And I know for a fact

that one of you is not.

_________________________________

(INDISTINCT)

_________________________________

No. He works harder than anyone.

_________________________________

Do you think he's scary?

_________________________________

He's the heart and soul of the team!

_________________________________

Do you think he's scary?

_________________________________
_________________________________
Wow! And I didn't even hold back!
_________________________________
Now I finally know what you mean
about strength of heart.
_________________________________
Mine comes from Donald and Goofy.
_________________________________
Come again?
_________________________________
If we stick together, we're unbeatable.
_________________________________
Not even Hercules stands a chance.
_________________________________
With these guys beside me,
I'm ready for anything!
_________________________________
-But that's not exactly what I...
-HERCULES: Of course.
_________________________________
Your friends give you strength.
Isn't that right, Phil?
_________________________________
The three of you together
make great heroes.
_________________________________
And as a team, I'm sure
you can overcome anything.
_________________________________
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

_________________________________

On your left is Hercules' villa.

_________________________________

Our next stop is

the Pecs and Flex Gift Shop

_________________________________

where you can pick up

_________________________________

the great hero's 30-minute

workout scroll Buns of Bronze.

_________________________________

At 1:00,

you got a meeting with King Augeas.

_________________________________

He's got a problem with his stables.

_________________________________

I'd advise you

not to wear your new sandals.

_________________________________

-Phil?

-I told you, don't move!

_________________________________

PHIL: DGR, the Daughters of

the Greek Revolution.

_________________________________

-Phil.

-At 3:00,

_________________________________

you gotta get a girdle

from some Amazons.

_________________________________

Phil, what's the point?

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

That's it!

_________________________________

Keep your toga on, pal.

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

Yuck!

_________________________________

What d'you mean, "What's the point?"

_________________________________

You wanna go to Olympus, don't ya?

_________________________________

Yeah, but this stuff doesn't seem

to be getting me anywhere.

_________________________________

You can't give up now.

I'm countin' on ya.

_________________________________

I gave this everything I had.

_________________________________

Listen to me, kid. I seen 'em all.

_________________________________

And I am tellin' you,

and this is the honest-to-Zeus truth,

_________________________________

-you got somethin' I never seen before.

-Really?

_________________________________

I can feel it right down

to these stubby bowlegs of mine.

_________________________________

There is nothin' you can't do, kid.

_________________________________

-(DOOR OPENING)

-(GIRLS SCREAMING)

_________________________________

It's him!

_________________________________

Hey, watch it! Watch it! Watch...

_________________________________

-I touched his elbow!

-I got his sweatband!

_________________________________

-(SCREAMING CONTINUES)

-(GRUNTING) Phil, help!

_________________________________

-Okay. Escape plan, beta.

-Gotcha.

_________________________________

-(BLOWING WHISTLE)

-Hey. Where is he?

_________________________________

There he goes! On the veranda!

_________________________________

-(SCREAMING)

-Whoa!

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

Let's see.

_________________________________

What could be behind

curtain number one?

_________________________________

Meg!

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) It's all right.

The sea of raging hormones has ebbed.

_________________________________

Gee, it's great to see you.

_________________________________

I missed you.

_________________________________

So this is what heroes do

on their days off.

_________________________________

(BASHFUL CHUCKLE) I'm no hero.

_________________________________

Sure ya are. Everybody in Greece

_________________________________

thinks you're the greatest thing

since they put the pocket in pitta.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) I know. It's crazy.

_________________________________

You know, I can't go anywhere

without being mobbed.

_________________________________

-I mean...

-You sound like you could use a break.

_________________________________

-Think your nanny goat would go...

-(BLEATING SQUEAK)

_________________________________

...berserk if you played hooky

this afternoon?

_________________________________

Oh, gee. I don't know.

_________________________________

Phil's got the rest of the day

pretty much booked.

_________________________________

Ah, Phil, schmill. Just follow me.

_________________________________

Out the window, round the dumbbells,

you lift up the back wall and we're gone.

_________________________________

(CHIRPING)

_________________________________

(LAUGHTER)

_________________________________

HERCULES: Wow. What a day.

_________________________________

First, that restaurant by the bay,

and then that play, that Oedipus thing.

_________________________________

Man! I thought I had problems.

_________________________________

-(LAUGHING, CLEARS THROAT)

-(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

-Psst! Stop foolin' around!

-Yeah. Get the goods, sister.

_________________________________

I didn't know that

playing hooky could be so much fun.

_________________________________

-Yeah. Neither did I.

-Thanks, Meg.

_________________________________

Oh. (CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

Don't thank me just yet.

_________________________________

Oh!

_________________________________

Oop. Careful.

_________________________________

Sorry. Weak ankles.

_________________________________

Oh, yeah? Well,

maybe you better sit down for a while.

_________________________________

So, uh, do you have any problems

with things like this?

_________________________________

Uh...

_________________________________

Weak ankles, I mean.

_________________________________

Oh, no. Not really.

_________________________________

No weaknesses whatsoever?

_________________________________

No trick knee?

_________________________________

Ruptured disks?

_________________________________

(NERVOUS CHUCKLE, GULPS)

_________________________________

No. I'm afraid I'm, uh, fit as a fiddle.

_________________________________

(SIGHS) Wonderboy, you are perfect.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Thanks.

_________________________________

-(CRASHING, SPLASHING)

-Whoops!

_________________________________

It looks better that way.

_________________________________

No, it really does.

_________________________________

(SIGHS) You know, when I was a kid,

_________________________________
I would have given anything

to be exactly like everybody else.

_________________________________

(SCOFFS) You wanted to be

petty and dishonest?

_________________________________

Everybody's not like that.

_________________________________

Yes, they are.

_________________________________

You're not like that.

_________________________________

How do you know what I'm like?

_________________________________

All I know is you're the most amazing

person with weak ankles I've ever met.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

Oh!

_________________________________

Meg, when I'm with you,

I don't feel so alone.

_________________________________

Sometimes it's better to be alone.

_________________________________

What do you mean?

_________________________________

Nobody can hurt you.

_________________________________

Meg?

_________________________________

I would never, ever hurt you.

_________________________________

And I don't wanna hurt you, so let's both

do ourselves a favour and stop this

_________________________________

before we...

_________________________________

PHIL: All right! Break it up! Break it up!

Party's over!

_________________________________

-I been lookin' all over this town!

-Calm down, mutton man.

_________________________________

It was all my fault.

_________________________________

You're already on my list, sister,

so don't make it worse!

_________________________________

-(SNORTING)

-(SNORTS BACK)

_________________________________

And as for you, ya bum,

you're gonna go to the stadium

_________________________________

and you're gonna be put through

the workout of your life!

_________________________________

-Now get on the horse.

-Okay, okay.

_________________________________

-I'm sorry.

-Ah, he'll get over it.

_________________________________

PHIL: Move!

Move, move, move, move, move! Move!

_________________________________

-(NEIGHING)

-Whoo! Yahee!

_________________________________

Hey, watch it, watch it! Watch it!

Keep your goo-goo eyes on the...

_________________________________

That's it. Next time, I drive.

_________________________________

Oh, what's the matter with me?

_________________________________

You'd think a girl would learn.

_________________________________

If there's a prize for rotten judgment

_________________________________

I guess I've already won that

_________________________________

No man is worth the aggravation

_________________________________

That's ancient history

Been there, done that

_________________________________

Who d'ya think you're kidding

He's the Earth and heaven to you

_________________________________

Try to keep it hidden

Honey, we can see right through you

_________________________________

-Oh, no

-Girl, you can't conceal it

_________________________________

We know how you feel

and who you're thinkin' of

_________________________________

No chance, no way

I won't say it, no, no

_________________________________

You swoon, you sigh

Why deny it? Uh-oh

_________________________________

It's too cliché, I won't say I'm in love

_________________________________

Shoo-doo, shoo-doo

Oooooo

_________________________________

I thought my heart

had learned its lesson

_________________________________

It feels so good when you start out

_________________________________

My head is screaming

"Get a grip, girl"

_________________________________

Unless you're dyin'

To cry your heart out

_________________________________

You keep on denying

Who you are and how you're feelin'

_________________________________

Baby, we're not buyin'

Hon, we saw you hit the ceilin'

_________________________________

Face it like a grown-up

When you gonna own up that you

_________________________________

-Got

-Got it bad?

_________________________________

Oh, no chance, no way

I won't say it, no, no

_________________________________

-Give up, but give in

-Check the grin, you're in love

_________________________________

This scene won't play

I won't say I'm in love

_________________________________
You're doing flips

Read our lips

_________________________________

You're in love

_________________________________

You're way off base

I won't say I'm it

_________________________________

She won't say in love

_________________________________

Get off my case, I won't say it

_________________________________

Girl, don't be proud

It's okay, you're in love

_________________________________

Oh

_________________________________

At least out loud

_________________________________

I won't say I'm in

_________________________________

-Love

-Shoo-doo, shoo-doo

_________________________________

Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

_________________________________

Ah

_________________________________

Hey, what's the buzz, huh, Meg?

_________________________________

What is the weak link

in Wonderboy's chain?

_________________________________

Get yourself another girl. I'm through.

_________________________________

I'm sorry. Do you mind

runnin' that by me again?

_________________________________

I must have had a chunk of brimstone

wedged in my ear or something.

_________________________________

Then read my lips! Forget it.

_________________________________

Meg, Meg, Meg,

my sweet, deluded little minion.

_________________________________

Aren't we forgetting one teensy-weensy,

but ever so crucial little, tiny detail?

_________________________________

I own you!

_________________________________

(GROANING)

_________________________________

-I got another horn here.

-HADES: You work for me.

_________________________________

That kid's gonna be

doin' laps for a month.

_________________________________

HADES: If I say, "Sing, " you say,

"Hey, name that tune."

_________________________________

If I say, "I want Wonderboy's head

on a platter, " you say...

_________________________________

Medium or well-done.

_________________________________

Oh! I knew that dame was trouble.

This is gonna break the kid's heart.

_________________________________

-MEG: I'll work on that.

-I'm sorry. You hear that sound?

_________________________________

That's the sound of your freedom

fluttering out the window forever.

_________________________________

(COUGHING) I don't care.

I'm not gonna help you hurt him.

_________________________________

I can't believe you're

getting so worked up about some guy.

_________________________________

This one is different.

He's honest, and he's sweet...

_________________________________

Please!

_________________________________

-He would never do anything to hurt me.

-He's a guy!

_________________________________

Besides, O oneness,

you can't beat him.

_________________________________

He has no weaknesses. He's gonna...

_________________________________

I think he does, Meg.

_________________________________

I truly think he does.

_________________________________

_________________________________
-(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
_________________________________
(GLASS CLINKING)

_________________________________

WINSTON: Attention. Attention.
_________________________________

I wanna thank everyone
that came out tonight...

_________________________________

in support of superheroes...
_________________________________
and bringing them
back into society!
_________________________________

-(ALL APPLAUDING)
-You all made it happen.
_________________________________

The need for this
has been made
_________________________________
crystal clear
in recent days...

_________________________________

with bad actors
like the self proclaimed
_________________________________
Screenslaver
threatening our peace.

_________________________________

His reign was short, huh?
_________________________________

-(ALL CHEER)
-And thanks to this woman...
_________________________________
a great super.
You love her. You missed her.

_________________________________

-Welcome back, Elastigirl!

-(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
Come on up here.
Don't be bashful.

_________________________________

-Come on. Get up here.

-(GLASSES CLINKING)
_________________________________
I want you to have this.
_________________________________

A memento.
_________________________________

Thanks, Winston, Evelyn,
and everyone at DEVTECH.
_________________________________

I am forever in your debt.
_________________________________

And thanks to all of you,
_________________________________
your pressure
changed all the right minds.
_________________________________

We've made amazing headway

in a very short time...
_________________________________

which leads me
to an important announcement.
_________________________________

Just now,
at a world-wide summit...
_________________________________

leaders from more than
a hundred
_________________________________

of the world's
top countries...
_________________________________

have agreed to make
superheroes legal again!

_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

We'll gather superheroes
and leaders

_________________________________

from all over the planet...
_________________________________

on our boat, the Everjust...
_________________________________

for a televised
signing ceremony at sea!
_________________________________

Now if you'll excuse us,
we got a ship to catch!

_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
WINSTON: So good to see you.
Thanks for coming out.
_________________________________

Hey.
Hi, it's me again.
_________________________________

Um, there's, uh, something

I've always wanted to ask you.
_________________________________

Yeah, how do you balance
the superhero stuff
_________________________________
with your life stuff?
_________________________________
I know I can handle
the superhero stuff.
_________________________________
(CONVERSATION FADES)
_________________________________

Uh-huh, uh-huh. Oh.
_________________________________
Would you please
excuse me a moment?

_________________________________

Oh. Yeah, okay, see you later!
Good talk!
_________________________________
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

_________________________________

_________________________________

(ROARS)

_________________________________

We're going to win this thing

tomorrow, Sull, I can feel it!

_________________________________

We'll finally have our lives back on track.

_________________________________

Hey, Mike?

_________________________________

You know, you've given me

a lot of really great tips.

_________________________________

I'd love to return the favor sometime.

_________________________________

Oh. Yeah, sure. Anytime.

_________________________________

(SULLEY GRUNTS)

_________________________________

-We're doing this now?

-Okay.

_________________________________

You've memorized every textbook,

_________________________________

every Scare Theory, and that is great.

_________________________________

-Hey!

-(CAT YOWLS)

_________________________________

But now it's time to forget all that.

_________________________________

Just reach deep down

and let the scary out!

_________________________________

Huh. Just feel it.

_________________________________

Exactly. Go wild.

_________________________________

I don't know. I've kind of

got my own technique.

_________________________________

Give it a try.

_________________________________

-(ROARS)

-Good, but bigger!

_________________________________

-(ROARS)

-Nope. You're thinking again.

_________________________________

-From the gut!

-(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

Let the animal out!

_________________________________

(ROARING)

_________________________________

Come on! Dig deep!

_________________________________

(ROARING LOUDLY)

_________________________________
SHERRIE: Boys! It's a school night!

_________________________________

So, how was that?

_________________________________

-Up top.

-Ha-ha!

_________________________________

You know, it did feel different!

I feel like it's all coming together.

_________________________________

Yup, this time tomorrow

the whole school is finally going to see

_________________________________

what Mike Wazowski can do.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) You're darn right.

_________________________________

_________________________________

Are superheroes allowed
to drink on duty?
_________________________________

I'm definitely not on duty.

Ignore the costume.
_________________________________

I know I should be up there...
_________________________________

but I had to step away from

the grip and grins, you know?
_________________________________

Gotta get away
to keep it pure. I know I do.
_________________________________

What are you getting
away from?
_________________________________

Eh, you know, company stuff.

My brother, mostly.
_________________________________

But you love him,
you two are this company.

_________________________________

Yin and yang.
_________________________________

Yeah, I invent the stuff,

he's good at people.
_________________________________

Pleasing them, engaging them,

figuring out what they want.
_________________________________

I never know what people want.
_________________________________

What do you think they want?
_________________________________

Ease.
_________________________________
People will trade quality
for ease every time.

_________________________________

It may be crap,
but hey, it's convenient.
_________________________________

Yeah. Kind of like this case.
_________________________________

What?
The Screenslaver?
_________________________________

Yeah, something's not
sitting right.

_________________________________
It was too easy.
_________________________________

That was too easy?
(CHUCKLES) Wow.
_________________________________

-Funny.

-What?
_________________________________

Look is that.
_________________________________

One of Screenslaver's monitors
is tuned into my suit cam.
_________________________________
What?

_________________________________

Isn't the suit cam
closed circuit?
_________________________________

It is.
_________________________________

Then how come
the Screenslaver has it?
_________________________________

Maybe he hacked it?
_________________________________

So, he's sophisticated enough
to do that...

_________________________________

but he has simple locks
on his doors?

_________________________________

Maybe he wanted you
to find him.
_________________________________

He wanted to get caught?
_________________________________

He wanted you to win.
_________________________________

That makes no sense.
He's a brilliant guy.

_________________________________
If he's smart enough
to conceive

_________________________________
of technology like this...
_________________________________

he's smart enough to think
of something to do with it.
_________________________________

The guy we put put in jail
delivered pizzas.

_________________________________

So?
_________________________________
Einstein was a patent clerk.
_________________________________

Look, you won.
You got the guy who...

_________________________________

Wait! All Screenslaver
needs to do
_________________________________

to hypnotize someone...
_________________________________

is get a screen
in front of their eyes.

_________________________________
But what if the screen doesn't
look like a screen?
_________________________________

What if the pizza guy
is really a pizza guy...

_________________________________

but he was controlled
by the screens
_________________________________
built into his glasses...
_________________________________

You are good.

_________________________________

_________________________________

FFLEWDDUR: Well, if it's the Marshes
of Morva you wanted, here you are.

_________________________________

Such a dreary place.
_________________________________

Let's see what it looks like from up here.
_________________________________

I think we're lost.

_________________________________

Are you sure this is the right place, Doli?
_________________________________

Yes, I'm sure.
_________________________________

Well, if you ask me...

_________________________________

Fflewddur! Doli!
_________________________________

Are you all right?
_________________________________

Hey, look out, you big, clumsy oaf!

_________________________________

Look where you... Uh-oh.
_________________________________

Welcome to Morva.
_________________________________

Well, someone must live here.
_________________________________

Gurgi not like this place.
_________________________________

No.
_________________________________

It seems empty.
_________________________________

Maybe we should have a look.
_________________________________

If I can just get this door open...
_________________________________

How will we ever
find the Black Cauldron
_________________________________
in a place like this?
_________________________________

It must be here somewhere.

_________________________________

(CROAKING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

TARAN: They're only frogs, Eilonwy.

_________________________________

Those were people.
_________________________________

You mean they were turned into frogs?
_________________________________

Oh, master, come quickly.

_________________________________

Gurgi found the wicked Cauldron.
_________________________________

Quick, quick, quick! Follow Gurgi!
_________________________________

Behold, master.

_________________________________
The whole room is full of cauldrons.
_________________________________

EILONWY: I don't understand.
_________________________________

Why would anyone want so many...
_________________________________
(WITCH SCREAMS)
_________________________________

ORGOCH: Thieves! Thieves!
_________________________________

ORDDU: Someone stole all our frogs.
_________________________________

You evil, nasty people.
_________________________________

You shall all be turned

into frogs and eaten.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(CACKLING)
_________________________________

Nice and tender.
_________________________________

Stop that, you... You...
_________________________________

Oh. So nice to meet you, ladies.

_________________________________

Goodbye. Aah!
_________________________________

Wait.
_________________________________

My, aren't you the handsome one?
_________________________________

Who? Me?
_________________________________

Oh, honestly, now,
don't you find me irresistible?
_________________________________

Yes. Well, of course, most attractive.
_________________________________

Shush! Stop that.

_________________________________

You don't mind if I pluck your harp,

_________________________________

do you, handsome?

_________________________________

Enough of that lovesick nonsense.
_________________________________

Great beelin'!
_________________________________
(SCREECHING)

_________________________________

Quick! We're going to have toad stew.

_________________________________

(SCREECHING)

_________________________________

You're not gonna eat this one.
_________________________________

Come here, love.
_________________________________

Can anyone here perform marriages?
_________________________________

Marriages?
_________________________________

You love-struck witch!
_________________________________

Where is he? Where'd he go?
_________________________________

Yoo-hoo! Where are you?
_________________________________

Don't go.
_________________________________

Now look what you've done.
_________________________________

He's gone!
_________________________________
I'll never forgive you
for this, Orgoch, never!

_________________________________

Ooh! There you are.

_________________________________

Enough! We've come
for the Black Cauldron.
_________________________________

Did you hear that, sisters?
_________________________________

Why, nobody's asked
for the Black Cauldron

_________________________________
in over 2,000 years.
_________________________________

It's a trick.
_________________________________
We're not going to let

them have it, are we?
_________________________________

Don't worry.
_________________________________

Leave it to me.
_________________________________

Perhaps I might interest you

in something else?
_________________________________

A kettle, a cook pot, a skillet, a teapot,
_________________________________

a bucket, a jar, a platter?

_________________________________

See anything you like?
_________________________________

I don't believe it.

_________________________________

I've never seen a sword like that.

_________________________________

I've got to have that sword.
_________________________________

Listen carefully.
_________________________________
We'll trade the Cauldron for the sword.

_________________________________

But what can they do

with the Cauldron, Orddu?
_________________________________

Nothing! That's the point.

Don't you see?
_________________________________

We'll end up with both the sword

and the Cauldron.
_________________________________

It's decided then.

You shall have the Black Cauldron.
_________________________________

You mean, you'll give it to us?
_________________________________

That's not what I said.
_________________________________

You weren't listening.
_________________________________

We never give anything away.

_________________________________
What we do is bargain, trade.
_________________________________

Well, you'll not have my sword!
_________________________________

May I ask you ladies to perhaps
_________________________________

consider this magnificent harp?
_________________________________

A harp?
_________________________________

Oh, when we want music,

we send for the birds.
_________________________________
What would we do with a simple harp?

_________________________________

Wait! Gurgi will trade

his crunchings and munchings.
_________________________________

Who would want...
_________________________________

Hold it, sister. Not so fast.
_________________________________

All right. I know what you want.

_________________________________
Yes?
_________________________________

No, Taran! No!
_________________________________

It's our only chance.
_________________________________

Here is my sword. Take it.
_________________________________

Is it your own choice, duckling?
_________________________________

Remember, with this sword,
_________________________________

you could be the greatest of warriors.
_________________________________

Yes. I offer my dearest possession...
_________________________________

in exchange for the Black Cauldron.
_________________________________

Agreed. We have made a bargain.
_________________________________

(ORDDU LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Look out!
_________________________________

Help!

_________________________________

Taran, watch out!

_________________________________

Great beelin'!
_________________________________

Duck!
_________________________________

Look!

_________________________________

The Black Cauldron. It's ours!
_________________________________

(WITCHES CACKLING)
_________________________________

ORDDU: I say,
what funny little ducklings.
_________________________________

Don't they know the Black

Cauldron is indestructible?
_________________________________

Now listen carefully.
_________________________________

The Black Cauldron
can never be destroyed.
_________________________________

Only its evil powers can be stopped.
_________________________________

Then there is a way. But how?
_________________________________

A living being must climb into it

of his own free will.
_________________________________

Gurgi is bold and brave.

He will climb into the evil Cauldron.
_________________________________

However, the poor duckling

will never climb out alive.
_________________________________

Yikes!
_________________________________

Now, look here, madam.
_________________________________

Don't forget we had an agreement.
_________________________________

Yes. You said we could
have the Cauldron.
_________________________________

Of course we said

you could have the Cauldron.
_________________________________

It's not our fault you can't

do anything with it.
_________________________________

(CACKLING)
_________________________________

(THUNDER CRASHING)
_________________________________

ORDDU: Goodbye, goslings.
_________________________________

Remember, we always keep a bargain.
_________________________________

(ORDDU LAUGHING)

_________________________________

_________________________________
(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
(MUFFLED GROAN)
_________________________________
Since he's captured the King of
Thieves, there's no living with Razoul.
_________________________________
Well, it wasn't exactly easy
living with him before.
_________________________________
(KEYS JINGLING)
_________________________________
(DOOR OPENING)
_________________________________
-Who?
-I've come to say goodbye.
_________________________________
-Why are you...
-We don't have much time.
_________________________________
While the guards chase me,
you get out.
_________________________________
-I can't let you...
-Forget it.
_________________________________
They can't catch me.
_________________________________
He even sounds like me.
_________________________________
When the Sultan gives me my clue,
_________________________________
I'll put the good word in for you,
the little people who...
_________________________________
It can't be.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
RAZOUL: He was here. I know it.
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
FAZAL: The King of Thieves!
_________________________________
No man could've escaped that cell.
_________________________________
He isn't a man, I say. He's a demon!
_________________________________
I want him, dead or alive.
_________________________________
Surround the block!
_________________________________
He's close. I can feel it.
_________________________________
GUARD 1: Well, which way did he go?
GUARD 2: I don't see him.
_________________________________
GUARD 1: Look over there. Hurry!
_________________________________
There! The King of Thieves on the roof!
_________________________________
RAZOUL: Get up there!
Now! Now! Now!
_________________________________
(BOTH GRUNTING)
_________________________________
FAZAL: Found him!
HAKIM: Lost him.
_________________________________
GUARD 1: Which way did he go?
GUARD 2: I heard him over there.
_________________________________
GUARD 1: Over there!
GUARD 3: There!
_________________________________
RAZOUL: Gotcha!
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
The King of Thieves.
_________________________________
Your charmed life is over,
Your Majesty!
_________________________________
You!
_________________________________
Yes.
_________________________________
Well, I guess I'll have
to settle for the Prince of Thieves.
_________________________________
We shall see if the Sultan
wants you in his family now.
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
Keep your hands off my son!
_________________________________
-Dad?
-Hurry, Son. We must move.
_________________________________

_________________________________

(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
_________________________________

ANT: To the bird!

ALL: The bird!
_________________________________

(FESTIVE MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

ALL: (CHANTING) Hey!
_________________________________

Get down, roly boys!
_________________________________

How low can you go? Sing it now.
_________________________________

-How low can you go?

-How low can you go?
_________________________________

Do it, princess. How low can you go?
_________________________________

And that's how my 12th husband died.
_________________________________

So now I'm a widow. I mean,

I've always been a black widow,
_________________________________

but now I'm a black-widow widow.
_________________________________

-Thorny! Any sign of those fiends?

-Let me check.
_________________________________

No, not yet.

But we'll be ready for them.
_________________________________

Blueberries, dismissed!
_________________________________

And quit beating the boys up.
_________________________________

Those little raisins do grow on you.
_________________________________

Hey, how you guys doing?

Some party, huh?
_________________________________

Is that grain dip fresh or what? Okay.
_________________________________

I've told everyone you'll be stationed

deep in the command bunker.
_________________________________

Party quiets down,

I sneak you out the back way,
_________________________________

and then you're out of here forever.
_________________________________

Dim don't want to go.
_________________________________

Well, if Dim stays, he's gonna

need me here. He's not fully trained.
_________________________________

I mean, house-trained.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

I... I kind of promised the Blueberries

I'd teach them canasta.
_________________________________

It seems we've been booked

for an extended engagement.
_________________________________

Will you look at this colony?

Will you just look at this colony?
_________________________________

I don't even recognize it.
_________________________________

I feel 70 again!
_________________________________

Work that ab, baby!
_________________________________

And I have you bugs to thank for it.

So, thank you!
_________________________________

And thank you for finding them, Flik.
_________________________________

Me? Oh... I'll get it.
_________________________________

I mean, if you don't mind,

I'll just, I'll just...
_________________________________

It's all tangled up.
_________________________________

There.
_________________________________

I think I'll go check on the bird.
_________________________________

-Bird's this way.

-Yeah, the bird's that way.
_________________________________

(NERVOUS CHUCKLE)
_________________________________

She... What?
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Jiminy H. Cricket!
_________________________________

(BLOWING ALARM)
_________________________________
FLIK: They're back!

Get ready, everybody!
_________________________________

Get to your posts!
_________________________________

Battle stations, everyone.

This is not a drill!
_________________________________

Come on, everyone.

You know your jobs!
_________________________________

Let's go, go, go, go!
_________________________________

ANT: Look out!
_________________________________

Whoa, whoa, whoa there.

Steady, girls. That's it.
_________________________________

-It's P.T.

-P.T.?
_________________________________

Greetings and salutations!

Ooh-boppa-doo and how do you do?
_________________________________

I am the great P.T. Flea!
_________________________________

I'm in need of your...

Oh, let's just cut to the chase.
_________________________________

Look, I've been going

from anthill to anthill.
_________________________________

I'm looking for a bunch of

circus performers.
_________________________________

Have you seen them?
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Wait a second.

Ain't that Staff Sergeant Slim?
_________________________________

Nope! No, no, no. I'm sorry, no.
_________________________________

I've never seen

anyone like that around here.
_________________________________
SLIM: Be quiet!

_________________________________
FLIK: No one has ever seen

anyone like that around here.
_________________________________

So you'll probably want to get going.
_________________________________

I guess you've got a lot of other

anthills to check into, so bye!
_________________________________

Ah, guys, I've been looking all over

for you! Flaming Death is a huge hit!
_________________________________

-P.T.!

-P.T. FLEA: I'm serious!
_________________________________

Word of mouth got around.
_________________________________

The next day, there was a line of flies

outside the tent, went on forever!
_________________________________

-It must have been a foot long!

-P.T., no!
_________________________________

So I figured it out. You guys burn me

twice a night, I take a day off to heal.
_________________________________

And then we do it all over again!
_________________________________

We'll be the top circus act

in the business!
_________________________________

-You mean, you're not warriors?

-Are you kidding?
_________________________________

These guys are the lousiest

circus bugs you've ever seen.
_________________________________

And they're gonna make me rich!
_________________________________

You mean to tell me

that our entire defensive strategy
_________________________________

was concocted by clowns?
_________________________________

We really thought

Flik's idea was gonna work.
_________________________________

Oops.
_________________________________

Tell me this isn't true.
_________________________________

-No, you don't...

-This couldn't have happened
_________________________________

at a more inopportune time!

The last leaf is about to fall!
_________________________________

FEMALE ANT: We haven't collected

any food for the grasshoppers!
_________________________________

If Hopper finds out

what we almost did...
_________________________________

Hopper is not going to find out.
_________________________________

We're going to hide all this

and pretend it never happened.
_________________________________

You bugs were never here.

So I suggest you all leave.
_________________________________

But the bird! The bird will work.
_________________________________

I never thought I'd see the day

when an ant would put himself
_________________________________

-before the rest of his colony.

-What?
_________________________________

-The point is, Flik, you lied to us.

-No, no, no! I... I just...
_________________________________

You lied, Flik. You lied to her.
_________________________________

You lied to the colony! You lied to me!
_________________________________

And like an idiot, I believed you.
_________________________________

But I... I was just afraid that
_________________________________

if you knew I'd gotten circus bugs...
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

-I just wanted to make a difference.

-ATTA: I want you to leave, Flik.
_________________________________

And this time, don't come back.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

Tough crowd. Yee-haw!
_________________________________

Flik!

_________________________________

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

You have a nice swim?

_________________________________

Hey, guys, what's going on?

_________________________________

What's... What's with all the guns?

_________________________________

Guys?

_________________________________

(EXHALES)

_________________________________

I am such an idiot.

_________________________________

This is just another

treasure hunt for you.

_________________________________

-You're after the crystal.

-Oh, you mean this?

_________________________________

The heart of Atlantis.

_________________________________

Yeah. About that,

I would've told you sooner,

_________________________________

but it was strictly

on a need-to-know basis.

_________________________________

And, well, now you know.

_________________________________

I had to be sure you were one of us.

_________________________________

Welcome to the club, son.

_________________________________

I'm no mercenary.

_________________________________

Ah!

_________________________________

Whoa!

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

Mercenary?

_________________________________

I prefer the term "adventure capitalist."

_________________________________

Besides, you're the one

who got us here.

_________________________________

You led us right to the treasure chest.

_________________________________

You don't know what

you're tampering with, Rourke.

_________________________________

What's to know? It's big. It's shiny.

_________________________________

It's going to make us all rich.

_________________________________

You think it's some kind of a diamond,

_________________________________

I thought it was some kind of a battery,

but we're both wrong.

_________________________________

It's their life force.

_________________________________

That crystal is the only thing

keeping these people alive.

_________________________________

You take that away, and they'll die.

_________________________________

Well, that changes things.

_________________________________

-Helga, what do you think?

-Knowing that, I'd double the price.

_________________________________

I was thinking triple.

_________________________________

Rourke, don't do this.

_________________________________

Academics. You never want

to get your hands dirty.

_________________________________

Think about it.

_________________________________

If you gave back

every stolen artifact from a museum,

_________________________________

you'd be left with an empty building.

_________________________________

We're just providing

a necessary service

_________________________________

to the archeological community.

_________________________________

Not interested.

_________________________________

I got to admit, I'm disappointed.

_________________________________

You're an idealist,

just like your grandfather.

_________________________________

Do yourself a favor, Milo.

Don't be like him.

_________________________________

For once, do the smart thing.

_________________________________

I really hate it

when negotiations go sour.

_________________________________

(COCKS GUN)

_________________________________

Let's try this again.

_________________________________

-Knock, knock.

-Room service.

_________________________________

Tell them to drop their weapons... Now!

_________________________________

(SPEAKING ATLANTEAN)

_________________________________

Spread out! Search everywhere!

_________________________________

You're not applying yourself, son.

_________________________________

There's got to be something else.

_________________________________

Well, there isn't. It just says,

_________________________________

"The heart of Atlantis lies

in the eyes of her king."

_________________________________

Well, then maybe Old King Cole here

_________________________________

can help us fill in the blanks.

_________________________________

How about it, chief?

Where's the crystal chamber?

_________________________________

You will destroy yourselves.

_________________________________

Maybe I'm not being clear.

_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-(KIDA GASPS)

_________________________________

(SPEAKING ATLANTEAN)

_________________________________

Rourke, this was not a part of the plan.

_________________________________

Plan's changed, doc.

_________________________________

I'd suggest you put a bandage

on that bleeding heart of yours.

_________________________________

It doesn't suit a mercenary.

_________________________________

Well, as usual, diplomacy has failed us.

_________________________________

Now, I'm going to count to 10.

_________________________________

And you're going to tell me

where the crystal is.

_________________________________

One... (COCKS GUN)

_________________________________

Two...

_________________________________

Nine...

_________________________________

T...

_________________________________

The heart of Atlantis

lies in the eyes of her king.

_________________________________

This is it. We're in.

_________________________________

Rourke, for the last time,

you've got to listen to me.

_________________________________

You don't have the slightest idea

what this power is capable of.

_________________________________

True, but I can think of a few countries

_________________________________

who'd pay anything to find out.

_________________________________

Hurry. Get on.

_________________________________

Jackpot.

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

The kings of our past.

_________________________________

(SPEAKING ATLANTEAN SOFTLY)

_________________________________

Thatch, tell her to wrap it up.

_________________________________

We got a schedule to meet.

_________________________________

-Um...

-(GASPS)

_________________________________

Kida...

_________________________________

I'm sorry.

_________________________________

Come on, let's get this over with.

_________________________________

I don't like this place.

_________________________________

All right, Thatch, what's next?

_________________________________

Okay, there's a giant crystal

_________________________________

hovering 150 feet above our heads

_________________________________

over a bottomless pit of water.

_________________________________

Doesn't anything surprise you?

_________________________________
ROURKE: The only thing that

surprises me is you're still

_________________________________

talking and

that thing's not on the truck yet.

_________________________________

-Now move it!

-MILO: I don't know how to move it.

_________________________________

I don't even know

what's holding it up there.

_________________________________

Ah!

_________________________________

Talk to me, Thatch. What's happening?

_________________________________

Look, all it says here

is that the crystal is alive, somehow.

_________________________________

I don't know how to explain it.

_________________________________

It's their deity. It's their power source.

_________________________________
ROURKE: Speak English, professor.

_________________________________
MILO: They're a part of it.

It's a part of them.

_________________________________

I'm doing the best I can here.

_________________________________

-Well, do better.

-Oh, I know.

_________________________________

Why don't you translate,

and I'll wave the gun around?

_________________________________

(SPEAKING ATLANTEAN)

_________________________________

What did she say?

_________________________________

I don't know. I didn't catch it.

_________________________________

(WOMAN SINGS IN ATLANTEAN)

_________________________________

(CHORUS SINGING)

_________________________________

(RUMBLING)

_________________________________

Hold your horses, lover boy.

_________________________________

Kida.

_________________________________

No, don't. Don't touch her.

_________________________________

(PEOPLE MURMURING)

_________________________________

SERGEANT: All right, step back.

_________________________________

SQUAD LEADER: Sergeant,

keep those people back.

_________________________________

You heard him. Step back.

_________________________________

SERGEANT: I'm warning you.

_________________________________

So...

_________________________________

I guess this is how it ends, huh?

_________________________________

Fine. You win.

_________________________________

You're wiping out an entire civilization,

_________________________________

but hey... You'll be rich.

_________________________________

Congratulations, Audrey.

_________________________________

Guess you and your dad will be able

_________________________________

to open up that second garage after all.

_________________________________

And, Vinny, you can start

a whole chain of flower shops.

_________________________________

I'm sure your family's

going to be very proud.

_________________________________

But that's what it's all about, right?

_________________________________

-Money.

-Get off your soapbox, Thatch.

_________________________________

You've read Darwin.

It's called natural selection.

_________________________________

We're just helping it along.

_________________________________

-Commander, we're ready.

-Yeah, give me a minute.

_________________________________

I know I'm forgetting something.

_________________________________

I got the cargo, the crystal, the crew...

_________________________________

Oh, yeah.

_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-(ATLANTEANS GASP)

_________________________________

Look at it this way, son.

_________________________________

You were the man

who discovered Atlantis,

_________________________________

and now, you're part of the exhibit.

_________________________________

Let's move, people.

_________________________________
HELGA: That was an order,

not a suggestion. Let's go!

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

We're all going to die.

_________________________________

Oh, you can't be serious.

_________________________________

This is wrong, and you know it.

_________________________________

We're this close

to our biggest payday ever,

_________________________________

and you pick now of all times

to grow a conscience.

_________________________________

We've done a lot of things

we're not proud of.

_________________________________

Robbing graves, plundering tombs.

_________________________________

Double parking, but nobody got hurt.

_________________________________

Well, maybe somebody got hurt,

but nobody we knew.

_________________________________
ROURKE: Well, if that's

the way you want it, fine.

_________________________________

More for me.

_________________________________

-P.T. Barnum was right.

-(REVVING ENGINE)

_________________________________

-We can't let him do this!

-Wait a second.

_________________________________

Okay, now you can go.

_________________________________
SWEET: Milo, you better get up here.

_________________________________
MILO: How's he doing?

_________________________________

Not good, I'm afraid.

_________________________________

Internal bleeding.

_________________________________

There's nothing more I can do.

_________________________________
MILO: What a nightmare.

_________________________________

-And I brought it here.

-Don't go beating yourself up.

_________________________________

He's been after that crystal

since Iceland.

_________________________________

The crystal. Sweet, that's it.

_________________________________

These... These crystals,

they have some sort of healing energy.

_________________________________

I've seen it work.

_________________________________

No.

_________________________________

Where is my daughter?

_________________________________

Well, she... She...

_________________________________

Mmm.

_________________________________

She has been chosen,

like her mother before her.

_________________________________

What?

_________________________________
KING: In times of danger,

_________________________________

the crystal will choose a host,

_________________________________

one of royal blood, to protect itself

_________________________________

and its people.

_________________________________

It will accept no other.

_________________________________

(STAMMERING)

Wait a minute. Choose?

_________________________________

So this thing is alive?

_________________________________

In a way.

_________________________________

The crystal thrives

_________________________________

on the collective emotions

of all who came before us.

_________________________________

In return, it provides power,

_________________________________

longevity, protection.

_________________________________

As it grew,

_________________________________

it developed

a consciousness of its own.

_________________________________

(COUGHING)

_________________________________

In my arrogance,

_________________________________

I sought to use it as a weapon of war,

_________________________________

but it's power proved

too great to control.

_________________________________

It overwhelmed us

and led to our destruction.

_________________________________

That's why you hid it beneath the city.

_________________________________

To keep history from repeating itself.

_________________________________
KING: And to prevent Kida

_________________________________

from suffering the same fate

as my beloved wife.

_________________________________

What do you mean?

What's going to happen to Kida?

_________________________________

If she remains bonded to the crystal,

_________________________________

she could be lost to it forever.

_________________________________

The love of my daughter

is all I have left.

_________________________________

My burden would have become hers

_________________________________

when the time was right,

but now, it falls to you.

_________________________________

Me?

_________________________________

Return the crystal.

_________________________________

Save Atlantis.

_________________________________

Save my daughter.

_________________________________

(HORN BLOWS IN DISTANCE)

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

So, what's it going to be?

_________________________________

-Excuse me?

-I followed you in, and I'll follow you out.

_________________________________

-It's your decision.

-Oh, my decision?

_________________________________

Well, I think we've seen

how effective my decisions have been.

_________________________________

Let's recap.

_________________________________

I lead a band of plundering vandals

_________________________________

to the greatest archeological find

in recorded history,

_________________________________

thus enabling the kidnap

and/or murder of the royal family.

_________________________________

Not to mention personally delivering

_________________________________

the most powerful force known to man

into the hands of a mercenary nutcase

_________________________________

who's probably going

to sell it to the Kaiser!

_________________________________

Have I left anything out?

_________________________________

Well, you did set the camp on fire

_________________________________

-and drop us down that big hole.

-Thank you.

_________________________________

Thank you very much.

_________________________________

Of course, it's been my experience

when you hit bottom,

_________________________________

the only place left to go is up.

_________________________________

(SIGHS) Who told you that?

_________________________________

A fella by the name

of Thaddeus Thatch.

_________________________________

_________________________________

I must be out of my mind.

_________________________________

-Phoebus! Shh.

-Aah!

_________________________________

-I'm coming with you!

-Glad you changed your mind.

_________________________________

I'm not doing it for you.

I'm doing it for her.

_________________________________

You know where she is?

_________________________________

No, but she said

that this will help us find her.

_________________________________

Good, good, good. Ah, great.

_________________________________

What is it?

_________________________________

-I'm not sure.

-Hmm. It must be some sort of code.

_________________________________

Maybe it's Arabic. No, no. It's not

Arabic. Maybe it's ancient Greek.

_________________________________

"When you wear this woven band,

you hold the city in your hand."

_________________________________

-What?

-It's the city.

_________________________________

-What are you talking about?

-It's a map.

_________________________________

See, here's the cathedral and the river,

and this little stone must be...

_________________________________

-I've never seen a map that looks like...

-I've lived in the tower for 20 years.

_________________________________

And I think I know

what the city looks like from above.

_________________________________

-This is it.

-This is not it.

_________________________________

(BOTH BREATHING DEEPLY)

_________________________________

All right. Okay.

If you say it's a map, fine. It's a map.

_________________________________

But if we're going to find Esmeralda,

we have to work together.

_________________________________

Truce?

_________________________________

Well, okay.

_________________________________

Ahh! (GROANS)

_________________________________

Sorry.

_________________________________
PHOEBUS: No, you're not.

_________________________________

(DOGS BARKING)

_________________________________

(DORY HUMMING)

_________________________________

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

_________________________________

MAN 1: Hey, so how much more

we got left to load?

_________________________________

WOMAN: Uh, just this last row.

_________________________________

MAN 2: The sooner we finish,

the sooner this truck gets to Cleveland.

_________________________________
DORY: Watch the turn.
MARLIN: Watch what? Ow!

_________________________________
NEMO: Too late.
DORY: Okay, I think we're close. Whee!

_________________________________

(NEMO AND MARLIN SCREAMING)

_________________________________

ALL: Hi!

_________________________________

Is this quarantine?

_________________________________
DORY: Yes! This is it!

We're in quarantine!

_________________________________

-My parents are here!

-(ALL CHEERING)

_________________________________
MARLIN: Where are we going?

Hey, what...

_________________________________

 No, why are we going towards the door?

_________________________________

-We are all better!

-ALL: Yay!

_________________________________

I feel fantastic!

_________________________________

-(SNEEZES)

-(ALL GASP)

_________________________________

Dude.

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

My family! Come on, let's go!

Excuse me.

_________________________________

Dory, wait a minute!

_________________________________

I'm coming Mommy! I'm coming Daddy!

_________________________________

Whoo-hoo! Almost home.

Almost home. I'm almost home.

_________________________________
MARLIN: I think I'm getting

the hang of this! Oh!

_________________________________

This looks like the symbol on the map.

_________________________________

But what does it mean?

_________________________________

Hmm.

_________________________________

I'm not sure.

_________________________________

I can make out an inscription,

_________________________________

but it's going to

take a few minutes to translate it.

_________________________________

Yes, well.

Or we could just go down those stairs.

_________________________________
QUASIMODO:

Is this the court of miracles?

_________________________________
PHOEBUS: Offhand, I'd say it's

the court of ankle-deep sewage.

_________________________________

-Must be the old catacombs.

-(MOUSE SQUEAKING)

_________________________________

Cheerful place.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)

_________________________________

Kinda makes ya wish

ya got out more often, eh, Quasi?

_________________________________

Not me. I just want to warn Esmeralda

_________________________________

and get back to the bell tower

before I get in more trouble.

_________________________________

Speaking of trouble, we should

have run into some by now.

_________________________________

-What do you mean?

-You know. A guard. A booby trap.

_________________________________

Or an ambush.

_________________________________

(MEN LAUGHING)

_________________________________

Well, well, well. What have we here?

_________________________________

-Trespassers!

-Spies!

_________________________________

-We're not spies.

-You've got to listen...

_________________________________

-(MUFFLED STRUGGLING)

-Don't interrupt me.

_________________________________

You're very clever

to have found our hideaway.

_________________________________

Unfortunately, you won't

live to tell the tale.

_________________________________

(MEN LAUGHING)

_________________________________

(SINGING) Maybe you're heard 

of a terrible place

_________________________________

Where the scoundrels of Paris 

collect in a lair

_________________________________

Maybe you've heard of that mythical 

place called the court of miracles

_________________________________

Hello, you're there.

_________________________________

Where the lame can walk

_________________________________

And the blind can see

_________________________________

But the dead don't talk

_________________________________

So you won't be around 

to reveal what you found

_________________________________

We have a method 

for spies and intruders

_________________________________

Rather like hornets 

protecting their hive

_________________________________

Here in the court of miracles 

where it's a miracle if you get out alive

_________________________________

(ALL LAUGHING)

_________________________________

Gather around, everybody.

There's "good noose" tonight.

_________________________________

It's a doubleheader.

A couple of Frollo's spies.

_________________________________

-(CROWD BOOING)

-And not just any spies.

_________________________________

His captain of the guard

and his loyal, bell-ringing henchman.

_________________________________

(SINGING) Justice is swift 

in the court of miracles

_________________________________

I am the lawyer and judge all in one

_________________________________

We like to get the trial over with quickly

_________________________________

Because it's the sentence 

that's really the fun

_________________________________

Any last words?

_________________________________

(MUFFLED STRUGGLING)

_________________________________

-(CRACKING KNUCKLES)

-That's what they all say.

_________________________________

-Now that we've seen all the evidence

-PUPPET: Wait, I object

_________________________________

-Overruled.

-PUPPET: I object.

_________________________________

-Quiet.

-PUPPET: Dang.

_________________________________

We find you totally innocent

_________________________________

Which is the worst crime of all

_________________________________

So you're going to hang

_________________________________
ESMERALDA: Stop!

_________________________________

(MUFFLED SHOUTING)

_________________________________

These men aren't spies.

They're our friends.

_________________________________

-Why didn't they say so?

-We did say so.

_________________________________

This is the soldier

who saved the miller's family.

_________________________________

And Quasimodo helped me

escape the cathedral.

_________________________________

We came to warn you. Frollo's coming.

_________________________________

He says he knows where you're hiding,

_________________________________

and he's attacking at dawn

with 1,000 men.

_________________________________

Then let's waste no time.

We must leave immediately.

_________________________________

(CROWD CLAMORING

IN AGREEMENT)
_________________________________

(WHISPERING) I hear footsteps.

_________________________________

(ALL SCREAM)

_________________________________

-(GASPS) Hank!

-Quiet.

_________________________________

Hank, we need to get in that tank.

That rhymed.

_________________________________

-Why?

-Her parents are there!

_________________________________

Oh.

_________________________________

Look, you've got three minutes

to get everyone in this cup with you...

_________________________________

and then I'm on that truck

to Cleveland, got it?

_________________________________

Got it.

_________________________________

Oh, boy.

_________________________________

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

_________________________________

Mom? Dad?

_________________________________

Mom? Dad?

Hey, everybody. It's me, Dory!

_________________________________

(ALL GASP)

_________________________________

Dory? Dory? Dory?

Jenny and Charlie's Dory? Dory?

_________________________________

Mom? Dad?

_________________________________

Mom? Dad?

_________________________________

Mom? Dad?

_________________________________

-She should just pick 2 and let's go.

-Dad.

_________________________________

What? I'm kidding. It's a reunion.

_________________________________

Mom? Dad? Where are my parents?

_________________________________

Dory? Are you really

Jenny and Charlie's girl?

_________________________________

Yes, I am! That's me! Where are they?

_________________________________

Uh, well, Dory, right after

you disappeared, they thought you...

_________________________________

Well, they thought you must have

ended up here, in quarantine.

_________________________________

-Uh-huh?

-Come on, come on, come on.

_________________________________

And so they came here to look for you.

_________________________________

You took a terrible risk coming here.

_________________________________

It may not exactly show,

but we're grateful.

_________________________________

Don't thank me. Thank Quasimodo.

_________________________________

Without his help,

I would never have found my way here.

_________________________________
FROLLO: Nor would I.

_________________________________

(GYPSIES SHOUTING)

_________________________________

(BLEATING)

_________________________________

After 20 years of searching,

_________________________________

the court of miracles is mine at last.

_________________________________

Dear Quasimodo.

_________________________________

I always knew

you would somebody be of use to me.

_________________________________

-No.

-What are you talking about?

_________________________________

-Why, he led me right to you, my dear.

-You're a liar.

_________________________________

And look what else

I've caught in my net.

_________________________________

Captain Phoebus, back from the dead.

_________________________________

-Another "miracle," no doubt.

-(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

They're here! (GASPS) Where are they?

_________________________________

I shall remedy that.

_________________________________

There'll be a little bonfire

in the square tomorrow.

_________________________________

And you're all invited to attend.

_________________________________

Lock them up.

_________________________________

No, please, Master!

_________________________________

No, no.

_________________________________

Dory, that was years ago.

_________________________________

-Huh?

-They never came back.

_________________________________

Oh, no.

_________________________________

Take him back to the bell tower.

And make sure he stays there.

_________________________________

You see, Dory, when fish

don't come back from quarantine...

_________________________________

it means they're not...

_________________________________

What?

_________________________________

Dory, they're gone.

_________________________________

(GASPS) They're dead?

_________________________________

-(ECHOING) They wanted to find you...

-Wait. Are you sure they're gone?

_________________________________

Dory, listen, it's going to be okay.

_________________________________

Dory, they loved you so much.

_________________________________

Anyone not looking to go to Cleveland,

final warning!

_________________________________

(DORY BREATHING HEAVILY)

_________________________________

-NEMO: Dory, are you all right?

-Are you okay?

_________________________________

-I was too late.

-MARLIN: Dory, no. No. Now listen.

_________________________________

-I don't have a family.

-NEMO: No, Dory. That's not true.

_________________________________
HANK: Time to go!

_________________________________

I'm all alone.

_________________________________
MARLIN: Dory.
NEMO: Dory!

_________________________________
HANK: Where's everybody else?

_________________________________

Your orange friends are on their way

to Cleveland. Ah!

_________________________________

WOMAN: I found the octopus!

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

(GLASS SHATTERS)

_________________________________

-WOMAN: Where did he go?

-(DORY PANTING)

_________________________________

(DORY GASPS)

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

Mommy? Daddy?

_________________________________

Help.

_________________________________

No. No. No. Help. Help. Help me.

_________________________________

Help. Help me. Please.

Somebody help me!

_________________________________

Hey, can... Help me?

Can you help me? I've lost them!

_________________________________

-Oh. Lost who?

-I-I-I-I...

_________________________________

Ah, sorry, honey. I can't help you

if you don't remember.

_________________________________

Uh... (GASPS)

_________________________________

Oh! Can you help me? I've lost... them.

_________________________________

Uh, can you be more specific?

_________________________________

My... My... Them! Them! Them!

_________________________________

Um... Um...

_________________________________

(PANTING)

_________________________________

Oh...

_________________________________

Help! Help!

_________________________________

Please? They're gone!

_________________________________

(CRYING)

_________________________________

I've lost... I've lost everyone.

(SNIFFLES) There's nothing I can do.

_________________________________

Shoot, I can't forget.

What was I forgetting? Something.

_________________________________

Something important. What was it? I...

_________________________________

What was it? It's going away.

_________________________________

It's going away. It's going because

all I can do is forget. I just forget.

_________________________________

And I forget.

That's what I do best. That's what I do.

_________________________________

_________________________________
(WHINNYING)
_________________________________
Did we lose him?
_________________________________
I don't know,
but I did lose my lunch back there.
_________________________________
They won't be able to pick up our trail
till daylight.
_________________________________
By then,
we'll be long gone from Agrabah.
_________________________________
I'm sorry for what you lost.
_________________________________
But you can't go back now.
_________________________________
You know that. What are you doing?
_________________________________
I'm not going with you.
_________________________________
I can't.
_________________________________
Well, you can't go back.
_________________________________
The moment they saw your face,
your life in Agrabah was over.
_________________________________
I have to go back. Jasmine is there.
_________________________________
Kid, it's over. You're a criminal now.
_________________________________
I won't do what he did. I won't run away.
_________________________________
I never ran away
from anything in my life.
_________________________________
You ran away from your family!
_________________________________
I told you what happened.
What else could I do?
_________________________________
What else can you do?
_________________________________
The right thing.
You should take this back.
_________________________________
-CASSIM: You can't!
-I won't walk out on Jasmine.
_________________________________
Aladdin.
_________________________________
I'm your son, but I can't live your life.
_________________________________
Al, they'll lock you up.
_________________________________
If there's a punishment, I'll take it.
_________________________________
So be it.
_________________________________
We have the oracle!
_________________________________
The treasure's just waiting for us.
_________________________________
The oracle?
_________________________________
I had nothing left to lose.
_________________________________
Yes, you did.
_________________________________
It was supposed to be
a father-son outing.
_________________________________
-Go with him, Iago.
-What?
_________________________________
You mean it? Really?
_________________________________
Go.
_________________________________
Good luck, kid.

_________________________________

_________________________________

Huh?

_________________________________

Hey, hey! Why aren't we moving?

_________________________________

Riley's gone to sleep.

We're all on break.

_________________________________

You mean we're stuck

here until morning?

_________________________________

Yeah, the Train of Thought

doesn't run while she's asleep.

_________________________________

Oh, we can't wait that long.

_________________________________

-How about we wake her up?

-Sadness, that's ridiculous!

_________________________________

How could we possibly... (GASPS)

_________________________________
JOY: How about we wake her up?

_________________________________

-Great idea, Joy.

-Thanks. Come on!

_________________________________

Whoa! This place is huge!

_________________________________

Yeah, it looks so much smaller

than I expected.

_________________________________

Wow! I Can Fly?

_________________________________
BING BONG: I love that one!

_________________________________

(GASPS) Rainbow Unicorn!

She's right there!

_________________________________

My friend says you're famous.

_________________________________

She wants your autograph.

_________________________________

No, no, Sadness,

don't bother Miss Unicorn, okay?

_________________________________

Sorry, she's from out of town.

_________________________________

That was so embarrassing, right?

_________________________________

I loved you in

Fairy Dream Adventure Part 7.

_________________________________

Okay, bye. I love you!

_________________________________

Huh. Wonder what that means.

_________________________________

Oh, well, let's go in.

_________________________________
DIRECTOR: Set up the classroom set!

_________________________________
DIRECTOR: Today's memories are in!

_________________________________
DIRECTOR: We've got

a lot to work with here.

_________________________________

Riley dumped her best friend,

_________________________________

had a miserable day at school,

_________________________________

and quit hockey.

_________________________________
DIRECTOR: The writers have

put together a killer script!

_________________________________

Just because Joy

and Sadness are gone,

_________________________________

I have to do stupid Dream Duty.

_________________________________

(GRUMBLING)

_________________________________

Okay. How are we going to wake her up?

_________________________________

Well, she wakes up sometimes

when she has a scary dream.

_________________________________

-We could scare her.

-Scare her?

_________________________________

No, she's been through enough already.

_________________________________

-But, Joy...

-Sadness, you may know your way

_________________________________

around down here, but I know Riley.

_________________________________

We're gonna make her so happy,

_________________________________

she'll wake up with exhilaration.

_________________________________

We'll excite her awake!

_________________________________

That's never happened before.

_________________________________

(GASPS) Ooh!

Riley loves dogs. Put this on.

_________________________________

I don't think that'll work.

_________________________________

-Bing Bong?

-BING BONG: Yeah?

_________________________________

Don't let anything happen to these.

_________________________________

Got it.

_________________________________

Mmm-hmm. Add the reality

distortion filter.

_________________________________

Love it. Remember,

play to the camera, everyone!

_________________________________

Riley is the camera!

_________________________________
DIRECTOR: Makeup,

get out of there, we are on in five,

_________________________________

four, three...

_________________________________

(STRUMMING DREAMY MUSIC)

_________________________________

Hello, class.

_________________________________

Before we begin today's pop quiz...

_________________________________

Man, she is one bad actress.

_________________________________

...which counts for 90%

of your final grade,

_________________________________

I want to introduce

our new student. Riley.

_________________________________

Would you like to stand up

_________________________________

-and introduce yourself?

-Camera.

_________________________________

-And cue Riley.

-(CLEARS THROAT)

_________________________________

(IN RILEY'S VOICE)

My name is Riley Andersen.

_________________________________

I'm from Minnesota and now I live here.

_________________________________

Ew, look! Her teeth are falling out!

_________________________________

-That's disgusting.

-Ew, gross!

_________________________________

Teeth falling out. (SPITS)

_________________________________

Yeah, I'm used to that one.

_________________________________

(SLURPS)

_________________________________

Let me guess, we have no pants on.

_________________________________

Hey, look!

She came to school with no pants on!

_________________________________

-FEAR: Called it!

-Ready?

_________________________________

I don't think

this happy thing is going to work.

_________________________________

But if we scare her...

_________________________________

Just follow my lead. Here we go.

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

Bark! Bark! Bark!

_________________________________

-Who is that?

-Uh, what's going on?

_________________________________

Psst! You're on! Go!

_________________________________

Whoo! Let's party!

_________________________________

Let's dance! Whoo!

_________________________________

Hey, a party.

_________________________________

Bark, bark, bark!

_________________________________

-Joy, this isn't working.

-(FABRIC RIPS)

_________________________________
BING BONG: Huh!

_________________________________

-(CRASHING)

-(FABRIC RIPS)

_________________________________

Huh? Sadness, what are you doing?

_________________________________

-Come back here!

-(DOG BARKING)

_________________________________

It's just a dream,

it's just a dream. It's just a dream.

_________________________________

They're trying to wake her up.

Call security!

_________________________________

Hi, Riley, it's me!

_________________________________

-BING BONG: ♪ Who's your friend

-Bing Bong?

_________________________________

♪ Who likes to play?

Bing Bong, Bing Bong! ♪

_________________________________
JOY: Sadness, stop! It was working!

_________________________________
BING BONG: Ow.

_________________________________

Sadness! You are ruining this dream!

You're scaring her!

_________________________________

But look, it's working!

_________________________________

Whoa.

_________________________________

They are not

part of this dream. Get them!

_________________________________

SECURITY: Stop right there!
BING BONG: Ow!

_________________________________

Pan away! Pan away!

_________________________________

(NEIGHS)

_________________________________

Boo! Pick a plotline!

_________________________________

-Ow! Careful!

-GUARD: Hold still!

_________________________________
BING BONG: You can't do this!

_________________________________
BING BONG:

I know people in Headquarters!

_________________________________
BING BONG: Ow! Cut that out!

Ow! Please!

_________________________________

Do you like candy? You look hungry.

_________________________________

I get you candy! Oh, no!

_________________________________
JOY: No, no. No, no!

_________________________________

There go the Core Memories!

_________________________________
BING BONG: I can't go in there!

I'm scared of the dark!

_________________________________

Please!

_________________________________

Oh, come on.

_________________________________
JOY: What is this place?

_________________________________
SADNESS: The Subconscious.

_________________________________

It's where they take

all the troublemakers.

_________________________________

My hat feels loose.

_________________________________

Mmm. How do we get in?

_________________________________
GUARD 1: Let me see.

_________________________________
GUARD 2: You got my hat?

Or is that your hat?

_________________________________
GUARD 1: Yeah, it's my hat.

_________________________________
GUARD 2: You sure? I don't know,

look in the label.

_________________________________

-Yeah, it says, "My hat."

-Wait, it says, "My hat"?

_________________________________

-My hat, it says.

-That's what I wrote in my hat.

_________________________________

-What are you talking about?

-You've got my hat on.

_________________________________

-Okay, but it's my handwriting.

-(THUDDING)

_________________________________

-Hey! You!

-Oh! You caught us!

_________________________________
GUARD 1: Get back in there!

_________________________________
GUARD 1: No escaping!

_________________________________

(HOWLING)

_________________________________

(SADNESS WHIMPERING)

_________________________________

I don't like it here.

_________________________________

It's where they keep

Riley's darkest fears.

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

It's broccoli.

_________________________________

-(DOOR CREAKING)

-(BOTH GASP)

_________________________________
SADNESS: The stairs to the basement!

_________________________________

(BOTH YELP)

_________________________________

(WHIRRING)

_________________________________
JOY: Grandma's vacuum cleaner!

_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAMING)

_________________________________

Okay, come on.

_________________________________

(FOOTSTEPS CRUNCHING)

_________________________________

Would you walk quieter?

_________________________________

I'm trying.

_________________________________

What is going...

_________________________________

Candy wrappers? (GASPS)

_________________________________

(BING BONG CRYING)

_________________________________

-JOY: Bing Bong!

-Joy?

_________________________________

-There you are.

-Shhh!

_________________________________

-(SNORING)

-(BOTH GASP)

_________________________________

It's Jangles.

_________________________________

Who's the birthday girl?

Who's the birthday girl?

_________________________________

Do you have the Core Memories?

_________________________________

Yeah.

_________________________________

All he cared about was the candy!

_________________________________

Shh.

_________________________________

(SQUEAKING)

_________________________________

(JOY GRUNTING)

_________________________________

(CONTINUES SNORING)

_________________________________

We're out of here! Let's get to that train!

_________________________________

Wait! The train's not running.

_________________________________

We still have to wake up Riley.

_________________________________

But how?

_________________________________

(SNORING CONTINUES)

_________________________________

Oh, no!

_________________________________

(SQUEAKS)

_________________________________

(JANGLES GROANS)

_________________________________

Hey, Sadness.

_________________________________

(STAMMERING) Did you hear

about the pa-pa-party they were having?

_________________________________

Oh, yeah. Oh, yes, Joy.

_________________________________

(STUTTERING) Isn't it a birthday party?

_________________________________

Did you say

_________________________________

birthday? (LAUGHS)

_________________________________

And there's going to be

cake and presents.

_________________________________

And games and balloons...

_________________________________

A birthday?

_________________________________

Okay. Follow us!

_________________________________

(JANGLES LAUGHING)

_________________________________

Nothing like a good scare

to wake you up, right?

_________________________________

Okay, but it's my handwriting.

_________________________________

No, it isn't. That's my... I wrote that.

_________________________________

No, but this one's my handwriting.

_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)

_________________________________

(JANGLES LAUGHING)

_________________________________

(SILLY MUSIC PLAYING)

_________________________________

(CRASHING)

_________________________________

Who's the birthday girl?

_________________________________

(SHRIEKS)

_________________________________

(GASPING)

_________________________________

(BELL DINGS)

_________________________________

-Whoo-hoo!

-Come on, let's go!

_________________________________

(TRAIN HONKING HORN)

_________________________________
JOY: Ha-ha! We made it!

_________________________________

Guess who's on their way

to Headquarters!

_________________________________
SADNESS: We are!

_________________________________
BING BONG: Whoo-hoo!
JOY: Whoo!

_________________________________

(ALL WHOOPING)

_________________________________

_________________________________

Push it in a little bit farther,

_________________________________

take it back a little bit...

_________________________________

(BAWLING)

_________________________________

I give up!

_________________________________

I'll never get this. We're doomed!

_________________________________

Doomed!

_________________________________

Hey, look! Krebbs, Frank's out!

_________________________________

Frank, you're free!

_________________________________

Free?

_________________________________

I'm free! I'm free! I'm free!

_________________________________

Shh! Joanna'll hear!

_________________________________

Double or nothing,

he's caught in five minutes.

_________________________________

-Calm down, little mate.

-Didn't I tell you?

_________________________________

Look at me, I'm free!

_________________________________

Frank, get the keys.

_________________________________

I should get the keys.

_________________________________

I'm stuck!

_________________________________

Shh! Quiet!

_________________________________

Quiet, you fool!

_________________________________

Take it easy, I'll get you loose.

_________________________________

There you go.

_________________________________

-(GURGLES)

-Now go get the keys.

_________________________________

The keys.

Yeah, yeah. Keys, keys, keys.

_________________________________

I can't reach them.

_________________________________

Quick, get something to stand on.

_________________________________

Stand on, something to stand on.

_________________________________

This ought to be rich.

_________________________________

Stand on...

_________________________________

ALL: Frank.

_________________________________

Use the box! Climb up on the box!

_________________________________

Of course, a box!

_________________________________

-Quiet!

-These darn things are heavy!

_________________________________

(ALL GASPING)

_________________________________

(SIGHING)

_________________________________

Whoops.

_________________________________

-(FRANK HOWLS)

-(JOANNA SNARLS)

_________________________________

The keys, give us the keys!

_________________________________

Over here! Give us the keys!

_________________________________

Yee-haw! Ride him, Frank!

_________________________________

Yah-hoo! Howdy, howdy!

_________________________________

Howdy, howdy, howdy!

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

(HOWLING)

_________________________________

Let me in! Let me in! Let me in!

_________________________________

No! No! No!

_________________________________

No! No! No! No!

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

(GUNSHOT)

_________________________________

Huh. Missed. (GURGLES)

_________________________________
McLEACH: Surprise!

_________________________________

If I didn't know better,

I'd think you didn't like it here.

_________________________________

Let me go, let go! Let go!

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

What are you doing out of your cage?

_________________________________

Hmm. That's better.

_________________________________

(GROWLS)

_________________________________

Come on, boy.

_________________________________

Say goodbye to your little friends.

_________________________________

It's the last you'll ever see of them.

_________________________________

There is no time to waste.

_________________________________

-We must try to get in.

-Here, Miss Bianca, start digging.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) Has anyone considered

trying, "Open sesame"?

_________________________________

(RUMBLING)

_________________________________

Hey, it worked!

_________________________________
McLEACH: Get out of here! Go on! Get!

_________________________________

Look, Bernard, it's the boy!

_________________________________

And McLeach.

_________________________________

It's all over, boy.

_________________________________

Your bird's dead. Someone shot her.

_________________________________

Shot her, right outta the sky.

_________________________________

No!

_________________________________

What do you mean, no?

You callin' me a liar?

_________________________________

I heard it on the radio.

_________________________________

And she could have been mine

if it weren't for you.

_________________________________

Now you better get,

before I change my mind.

_________________________________

Go on, get!

_________________________________

-Why is he letting him go?

-It's gotta be a trick.

_________________________________

Too bad about those eggs, eh, Joanna.

_________________________________

They'll never survive

without their mother.

_________________________________

Oh, well. Survival of the fittest, I guess.

_________________________________

Bingo!

_________________________________

(BOTH LAUGHING)

_________________________________

-Bird?

-Eggs?

_________________________________

-Shh. Listen.

-(ENGINE RUMBLING)

_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)

_________________________________

I didn't make it all the way

through third grade for nothing.

_________________________________
JAKE: Don't know where he's going,

but we can't let him get away.

_________________________________

-Hurry up, you two!

-Quickly, Bernard, now!

_________________________________

Oh, no!

_________________________________

Get between the treads!

_________________________________

Bernard, Bianca, here, catch!

_________________________________

Got it! Miss Bianca, you can do it!

_________________________________

(GASPING)

_________________________________

_________________________________