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MAN 1: Forty seconds.
MAN 2: All right. Here we go.
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(TRUCK ENGINE STARTS)
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-(CAR HORNS HONKING)
-(SIRENS WAILING)
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(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
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(RAP MUSIC PLAYING)
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You see the feet walkin'
down the street in the fast lane
_________________________________
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Walkin' on the street where they goin'
_________________________________
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Just makin' a move tryin' to survive
_________________________________
_________________________________
Find a way or not to stay alive
_________________________________
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Cool cat in a cruel world knows
good from bad, his mind is in a swirl
_________________________________
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Got to look out and open your eyes
_________________________________
_________________________________
If you're in a jam you got to realize
_________________________________
_________________________________
-You're in the fast lane
-Wait, wait, wait, wait a minute
_________________________________
-In the fast lane
-Wait, wait, wait
_________________________________
-Hi. Sorry I'm late.
-That's all right.
_________________________________
Come on, sweetheart. We're late.
_________________________________
You can play with the kitty
some other time, honey. Come on.
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-(TIRES SCREECHING)
-(HORN HONKING)
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-MAN: (HUMMING) Hey, 'scusa me.
-(MEOWS)
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Don't ya see I'm pushin'
somethin' here? Thank you.
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(GASPS)
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(LOUIE SINGING IN ITALIAN)
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(CONTINUES SINGING)
_________________________________
Hey, come on, folks! Step right up.
_________________________________
-Get your hot dogs.
-(SNIFFING)
_________________________________
The best hot dogs in New York.
_________________________________
(SINGING)
_________________________________
Hey, it's a beautiful day, eh?
Come on, folks.
_________________________________
Step right up. (WHISTLING)
_________________________________
(SNIFFING)
_________________________________
Hey! Go on. Get outta here. Shoo!
_________________________________
Get outta here. Go on, kitty.
_________________________________
Get your sausages.
Get your sausages.
_________________________________
All right, let's go, folks.
_________________________________
Step right up.
I got the hottest dogs in the Big Apple!
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
Psst. Psst.
_________________________________
(KISSING)
_________________________________
Hiya.
_________________________________
-(GASPS) Hmph!
-Ooh. La-de-da.
_________________________________
LOUIE: Hey! Hey, get off of me!
_________________________________
-What's the matter with you?
-Well, well.
_________________________________
LOUIE: I said get outta here.
_________________________________
DODGER:
Looks like Louie's got a visitor.
_________________________________
Could be time for the Dodge to turn
this into a total "cat-astrophe."
_________________________________
Get off me! Get outta here. Go on! Shoo!
_________________________________
Ooh, you sure picked the wrong guy
to get hot dogs from, kid.
_________________________________
-Get away from me!
-Whoa! Chill out, man.
_________________________________
I don't eat cats. It's too much fur.
_________________________________
I've been watching you,
_________________________________
and I think you're in serious need
of some professional guidance.
_________________________________
Now what do ya say we team up
and change old Louie's mind
_________________________________
about sharing those hot dogs?
_________________________________
I'm not goin' back there again.
_________________________________
Hey. It'd be a snap, kid.
I'm an expert at these things.
_________________________________
All you gotta do is learn some moves.
_________________________________
-Moves?
-You know. Tempo.
_________________________________
Ooo-cha-ba. A rhythm.
_________________________________
This city's got a beat.
You gotta hook into it.
_________________________________
And once you got the beat,
you can do anything.
you can do anything.
_________________________________
-Loan?
-"Absitively posolutely."
_________________________________
The man you see before you
is affectionately known as "Old Louie."
_________________________________
A well-known enemy
of the four-legged world.
_________________________________
Our mission, cat, is to liberate
those all-beef kosher franks
_________________________________
and hightail it outta here.
_________________________________
-Startin' to feel that rhythm?
-Well, uh...
_________________________________
Yeah! Yeah!
_________________________________
I do feel it! When are we gonna get
those hot dogs?
_________________________________
Right now.
_________________________________
-(BARKING)
-(YELPING)
_________________________________
Hey! Dog.
_________________________________
(GASPS) Hey! Get outta here! Hey!
_________________________________
(GIGGLING)
_________________________________
Hey! Hey. Get outta there!
_________________________________
-(OLIVER SCREECHING)
-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
I'll get you! (GROANS)
_________________________________
Kitty!
_________________________________
-(DODGER HUMMING)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
Hey, you really got that rhythm, kid.
_________________________________
Uh... Yeah?
_________________________________
We were good, huh?
So when are we gonna eat?
_________________________________
-We?
-Yeah. I'm starvin'.
_________________________________
Listen, kid. I hate to break it to ya,
_________________________________
but the dynamic duo
is now the dynamic uno.
_________________________________
What do ya mean?
_________________________________
What I mean is,
our partnership is herewith dissolved.
_________________________________
But, wait! Wait. You're not being fair!
_________________________________
Fairs are for tourists, kid. Consider it
a free lesson in street savoir faire
_________________________________
from New York's coolest quadruped.
_________________________________
Check ya later.
_________________________________
Hey, wait! I helped you get those!
_________________________________
Half of those are mine!
_________________________________
Ya want 'em? Come and get 'em.
(HOWLS)
_________________________________
Uh-huh
_________________________________
But I'm warnin' ya, kid.
_________________________________
(SINGING)
One minute, I'm in Central Park
_________________________________
Then I'm down on Delancey Street
Then I'm down on Delancey Street
_________________________________
What the... Hey!
_________________________________
Say, from the Bowery
to St. Mark's
_________________________________
_________________________________
There's a syncopated beat
_________________________________
_________________________________
Like I said
Woo-hoo
_________________________________
_________________________________
Woo-hoo-oo
_________________________________
_________________________________
I'm street wise
_________________________________
_________________________________
I can improvise
_________________________________
_________________________________
Said ooo-hoo woo-hoo-oo
_________________________________
_________________________________
I'm street smart
_________________________________
_________________________________
I've got New York City heart
_________________________________
_________________________________
Why should I worry
_________________________________
_________________________________
Why should I care
_________________________________
_________________________________
I may not have a dime
_________________________________
_________________________________
But I got street savoir faire
_________________________________
_________________________________
Why should I worry
_________________________________
_________________________________
Why should I care
_________________________________
_________________________________
It's just be-bopulation
_________________________________
_________________________________
I got street savoir faire
_________________________________
_________________________________
Mmm-hmm
_________________________________
_________________________________
The rhythm of the city
_________________________________
_________________________________
Boy, once you get it down
_________________________________
_________________________________
Then you can own this town
_________________________________
_________________________________
You can wear the crown
_________________________________
_________________________________
Why should I worry
_________________________________
_________________________________
Tell me why should I care
_________________________________
_________________________________
Say, I may not have a dime
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh, but I got street savoir faire
_________________________________
_________________________________
Why should I worry
_________________________________
_________________________________
Why should I care
_________________________________
_________________________________
It's just doo-wopulation
_________________________________
_________________________________
And I got street savoir faire
_________________________________
_________________________________
Everything goes, everything fits
_________________________________
_________________________________
They love me at the Chelsea
They adore me at the Ritz
_________________________________
_________________________________
Why should I worry
_________________________________
_________________________________
Why should I care Yeah
_________________________________
_________________________________
And even when I cross that line
_________________________________
_________________________________
I got street savoir faire
_________________________________
_________________________________
Woo-hoo
_________________________________
_________________________________
Said ooo-ooo woo-hoo-oo
_________________________________
-Whoa!
-(DOGS BARKING)
_________________________________
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-oo
_________________________________
-(BLUBBERING)
-(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
Woo-ooo woo-hoo-oo
_________________________________
Woo-hoo woo-ooo-oo
_________________________________
Come on. Where you goin'? No! No!
_________________________________
Woo-hoo woo-hoo-oo
_________________________________
_________________________________
Woo-hoo-woo-ooo-oo
_________________________________
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(HORNS HONKING)
_________________________________
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(HOWLING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Woo-hoo woo-hoo-oo
_________________________________
_________________________________
Woo-hoo woo-hoo-oo
_________________________________
(HOWLING)
_________________________________
Woo-hoo-woo-hoo-oo
_________________________________
Woo-hoo woo-hoo-oo
_________________________________
(CAWING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
_________________________________
I'm home.
_________________________________
Fluffy? Here, kitty.
_________________________________
(CLICKING)
_________________________________
-(THUNDER RUMBLING)
-Milo James Thatch?
_________________________________
Who... Who are you?
How did you get in here?
_________________________________
I came down the chimney. Ho, ho, ho.
_________________________________
My name is Helga Sinclair.
_________________________________
I'm acting on behalf of my employer,
_________________________________
who has a most intriguing
proposition for you.
_________________________________
Are you interested?
_________________________________
(STUTTERS)
You employer? (SCOFFS)
_________________________________
Who is your employer?
_________________________________
(THUNDER CRASHING)
_________________________________
This way, please.
_________________________________
And don't drip on the Caravaggio.
_________________________________
Step lively.
_________________________________
Mr. Whitmore does not like
to be kept waiting.
_________________________________
You will address him
as "Mr. Whitmore" or "sir."
_________________________________
You will stand unless
asked to be seated.
_________________________________
Keep your sentences short
and to the point.
_________________________________
-Are we clear?
-(GULPS)
_________________________________
And relax.
_________________________________
He doesn't bite...often.
_________________________________
Grandpa?
_________________________________
Finest explorer I ever met. (SIGHS)
_________________________________
Preston Whitmore.
Pleasure to meet you, Milo.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
Join me in a little yoga?
_________________________________
No, no. Thank you.
_________________________________
Did you really know my grandfather?
_________________________________
Oh, yeah. Met old Thaddeus
back in Georgetown.
_________________________________
Class of '66. We stayed close friends
till the end of his days.
_________________________________
Mmm... Even dragged me along
_________________________________
on some of his danged fool expeditions.
_________________________________
Thatch was crazy as a fruit bat, he was.
_________________________________
He spoke of you often.
_________________________________
Funny. He never mentioned you.
_________________________________
Oh, he wouldn't.
He knew how much I like my privacy.
_________________________________
Ah!
_________________________________
I keep a low profile.
_________________________________
Mr. Whitmore, should I be
wondering why I'm here?
_________________________________
Look on that table.
_________________________________
Ah!
_________________________________
It's for you.
_________________________________
It's from my grandfather.
_________________________________
He brought that package
to me years ago.
_________________________________
He said if anything
were to happen to him,
_________________________________
I should give it to you
when you were ready.
_________________________________
Whatever that means.
_________________________________
It...
_________________________________
It can't be.
_________________________________
It's The Shepherd's Journal.
_________________________________
Mr. Whitmore, this journal is the key
_________________________________
to finding the lost continent of Atlantis!
_________________________________
Atlantis. (LAUGHS)
_________________________________
I wasn't born yesterday, son.
_________________________________
No, no, no. Look. Look at this.
_________________________________
Coordinates. Clues. It's all right here.
_________________________________
Yeah, looks like gibberish to me.
_________________________________
That's because it's been written
in a dialect that no longer exists.
_________________________________
-So it's useless.
-No, no, just difficult.
_________________________________
I've spent my whole life
studying dead languages.
_________________________________
It's not gibberish to me.
_________________________________
Ah, it's probably a fake.
_________________________________
Mr. Whitmore,
my grandfather would have known
_________________________________
if this were a fake. I would know.
_________________________________
I will stake everything I own,
everything that I believe in,
_________________________________
that this is
the genuine Shepherd's Journal.
_________________________________
All right, all right.
So, what do you want to do with it?
_________________________________
Well, I'll get funding.
_________________________________
-I mean, I'll... The museum...
-They'll never believe you.
_________________________________
I'll show them! I will make them believe.
_________________________________
Like you did today?
_________________________________
Yes! Well, no. How did you...
_________________________________
Forget about them, okay? Never mind!
_________________________________
I will find Atlantis on my own.
_________________________________
I mean, if I have to rent a rowboat!
_________________________________
Congratulations, Milo.
_________________________________
This is exactly what I wanted to hear.
_________________________________
But forget the rowboat, son.
_________________________________
We'll travel in style.
_________________________________
It's all been arranged,
the whole ball of wax.
_________________________________
Why?
_________________________________
For years, your granddad bent my ear
_________________________________
with stories about that old book.
_________________________________
I didn't buy it for a minute.
_________________________________
So, finally, I got fed up
and I made a bet with the old coot.
_________________________________
I said, "Thatch, if you ever
actually find that so-called journal,
_________________________________
"not only will I finance the expedition,
_________________________________
"but I'll kiss you full on the mouth."
_________________________________
Imagine my embarrassment
when he found the darn thing.
_________________________________
Now, I know
your grandfather's gone, Milo.
_________________________________
God rest his soul,
_________________________________
but Preston Whitmore
is a man who keeps his word.
_________________________________
You hear that, Thatch?
_________________________________
I'm going to the afterlife
with a clear conscience, by thunder!
_________________________________
Ah! (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
Your grandpa was a great man.
_________________________________
You probably don't realize how great.
_________________________________
Those buffoons at the museum
dragged him down,
_________________________________
made a laughing stock of him.
_________________________________
He died a broken man.
_________________________________
If I could bring back
just one shred of proof,
_________________________________
that'd be enough for me.
_________________________________
Ah, Thatch.
_________________________________
What are we standing around for?
We got work to do.
_________________________________
But, Mr. Whitmore,
you know, in order to do
_________________________________
what you're proposing,
you're gonna need a crew.
_________________________________
Taken care of.
_________________________________
You'll need engineers and geologists.
_________________________________
Got 'em all. The best of the best.
_________________________________
Gaetan Moliere,
geology and excavation.
_________________________________
The man has a nose for dirt.
_________________________________
Vincenzo Santorini, demolitions.
_________________________________
Busted him out of a Turkish prison.
_________________________________
Audrey Ramirez.
Don't let her age fool you.
_________________________________
She's forgotten more about engines
that you and I will ever know.
_________________________________
They're the same crew that
brought the Journal back.
_________________________________
-Where was it?
-Iceland.
_________________________________
I knew it! I knew it!
_________________________________
All we need now is
an expert in gibberish.
_________________________________
So, it's decision time.
_________________________________
You can build on
the foundation your grandfather left you
_________________________________
or you can go back to your boiler room.
_________________________________
-This is for real.
-Now you're catching on.
_________________________________
All right. Okay. I'll have to quit my job.
_________________________________
It's done. You resigned this afternoon.
_________________________________
-I did?
-Yep. Don't like to leave loose ends.
_________________________________
My apartment.
I'm gonna have to give notice.
_________________________________
-Taken care of.
-My clothes?
_________________________________
-Packed.
-My books?
_________________________________
-In storage.
-My cat?
_________________________________
(MEOWS)
_________________________________
My gosh.
_________________________________
Your granddad had a saying.
_________________________________
"Our lives are remembered,
by the gifts we leave our children."
_________________________________
This journal is his gift to you, Milo.
_________________________________
Atlantis is waiting.
_________________________________
What do you say?
_________________________________
I'm your man, Mr. Whitmore.
_________________________________
You will not regret this.
_________________________________
Boy, I am so excited,
_________________________________
I can't even hold it in.
_________________________________
_________________________________
_________________________________
DOPPLER:
I just spoke with the constabulary.
_________________________________
Those blaggard pirates
have fled without a trace.
_________________________________
I'm sorry, Sarah.
_________________________________
I'm afraid the old Benbow Inn
has burned to the ground.
_________________________________
Ahem. Well, certainly a lot of trouble
_________________________________
over that odd little sphere.
_________________________________
Those markings baffle me.
_________________________________
Unlike anything I've ever encountered.
_________________________________
Even with my vast experience
_________________________________
-and superior intellect,
-(BEEPING AND WHIRRING)
_________________________________
it would take me years
to unlock its... Hey!
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Why, it's a map!
_________________________________
Wait. Wait, wait, wait!
_________________________________
This is us, the planet Montressor.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
That's the Magellanic Cloud!
_________________________________
Whoo! The Coral Galaxy!
_________________________________
That's the Cygnus Cross,
_________________________________
and that's the Kerian Abyss.
_________________________________
Wait. What's this? What's this?
Why, it... It's...
_________________________________
Treasure Planet.
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
That's Treasure Planet!
_________________________________
DOPPLER: Flint's trove?
_________________________________
The loot of a thousand worlds?
_________________________________
You know what this means?
_________________________________
It means that all that treasure
is only a boat ride away.
_________________________________
Whoever brings it back
would hold an eternal place
_________________________________
atop the pantheon of explorers!
He'd be able to experience...
_________________________________
-(CLICK)
-Whoo! What just happened?
_________________________________
Mom, this is it. This is
the answer to all our problems.
_________________________________
Jim, there is absolutely no way...
_________________________________
Don't you remember, all those stories?
_________________________________
That's all they were. Stories!
_________________________________
With that treasure,
_________________________________
we could rebuild the Benbow
a hundred times over!
_________________________________
Well, this is... It's just... Oh, my.
_________________________________
Delbert, would you please
explain how ridiculous this is?
_________________________________
It's totally preposterous,
_________________________________
traversing the entire galaxy alone.
_________________________________
Now, at last, we hear some sense!
_________________________________
-That's why I'm going with you.
-Delbert!
_________________________________
I'll use my savings
to finance the expedition.
_________________________________
I'll commission a ship,
hire a captain and a crew.
_________________________________
You're not serious.
_________________________________
All my life I've been waiting
for an opportunity like this,
_________________________________
and here it is screaming,
"Go, Delbert! Go, Delbert!"
_________________________________
Okay. Okay! You're both grounded!
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
JIM: Mom, look,
_________________________________
I know that
I keep messing everything up,
_________________________________
and I know
_________________________________
that I let you down.
_________________________________
But this is my chance
to make it up to you.
_________________________________
I'm gonna set things right.
_________________________________
Sarah?
_________________________________
If I may?
_________________________________
You said yourself,
you've tried everything.
_________________________________
There are much worse remedies
_________________________________
than a few character-building
months in space.
_________________________________
Are you saying this
because it's the right thing,
_________________________________
or because you really want to go?
_________________________________
I really, really, really, really want to go,
_________________________________
and it's the right thing.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
Jim,
_________________________________
I don't want to lose you.
_________________________________
Mom, you won't.
_________________________________
I'll make you proud.
_________________________________
DOPPLER: Well, uh, ahem...
_________________________________
There we are then.
_________________________________
We'll begin preparations at once.
_________________________________
Jim, my boy, soon we'll be
off to the spaceport.
_________________________________
(SQUAWKING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(WIND HOWLING)
_________________________________
BERNARD: Miss Bianca,
BERNARD: Miss Bianca,
I'm not sure it's a good idea
_________________________________
to fly this soon after eating!
_________________________________
BIANCA: Darling, you'll be just fine!
BIANCA: Darling, you'll be just fine!
_________________________________
But aren't you supposed
to wait 45 minutes?
_________________________________
Oh, just knock on the door
and see if Orville is there!
_________________________________
Nobody's home, let's go.
_________________________________
This is no time to play in the snow.
_________________________________
I wasn't playing in the snow.
It was an avalanche.
_________________________________
Look, Bernard!
_________________________________
"Under new management, see Wilbur."
_________________________________
(UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS)
_________________________________
Come on, darling. Let's get a move out!
_________________________________
(MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
(SINGING ALONG)
I'm the cat's pajamas
_________________________________
Always run around
with crazy little mamas
_________________________________
Whoo!
_________________________________
Yoo-hoo! Mr. Wilbur!
_________________________________
Get down there, son!
_________________________________
Hello?
_________________________________
Pick it, boy, pick it! Yeah!
_________________________________
Whoo! Here we go! Let's walk!
_________________________________
Whoo!
_________________________________
Look out! Excuse me, sir.
_________________________________
Do something! He can't hear us!
_________________________________
WILBUR: Big time, big time!
WILBUR: Big time, big time!
_________________________________
The girls all look when I go by...
_________________________________
-(MUSIC STOPS)
-Who killed the music?
_________________________________
That's better.
_________________________________
Excuse us for interrupting.
We're from the Rescue Aid Society.
_________________________________
I am Miss Bianca, and this is my...
_________________________________
The Miss Bianca? I don't believe it.
_________________________________
My brother, Orville, told me all about
you. Boy. This is an honor to have...
_________________________________
May I just say, "Enchanté. Señorita,"
to you? May I?
_________________________________
-(SMOOCHING)
-(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________
We need to charter a flight.
_________________________________
You've come to the right place,
buddy boy. Welcome to...
_________________________________
"Albatross Air.
A fair fare from here to there."
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING) Get it? A fair fare?
It's a play on... Never mind.
_________________________________
I've got tons of exotic
destinations, faraway places,
_________________________________
custom designed for
_________________________________
(IN ACCENT)
A romantic weekend getaway.
_________________________________
The finest in-flight accommodations.
_________________________________
Speaking of which, what can I get you?
_________________________________
How about a nice mango Maui cooler?
Very nice, very tasty.
_________________________________
No, thank you.
_________________________________
A coconut, guava nectar?
It's carbonated.
_________________________________
I got little umbrellas for each one,
and a little coconut thing.
_________________________________
-It's urgent that we leave immediately!
-Nothing? Nothing at all?
_________________________________
-How about a cream soda?
-We need a flight to Australia.
_________________________________
Australia? The land down under?
_________________________________
That's a fabulous idea!
That's a fabulous idea!
So when can I pencil you in?
_________________________________
After spring thaw?
Mid-June would be very nice.
_________________________________
We must leave tonight.
_________________________________
Tonight? (GASPING)
_________________________________
Come on, you're kidding me, right?
_________________________________
Have you looked outside?
It's suicide out there.
_________________________________
Oh, no. Oh, no.
_________________________________
I'm afraid your jolly little holiday
will have to wait.
_________________________________
What a bunch of jokers.
_________________________________
But you don't understand,
a boy needs our help. He's in trouble.
_________________________________
Boy? You mean, a little kid kinda boy?
_________________________________
He was kidnapped.
_________________________________
Kidnapped? Oh, that's awful.
_________________________________
Locking up a little kid.
_________________________________
A kid should be free.
_________________________________
Free to run wild through the house
on Saturday mornings.
_________________________________
Free to have cookies and milk,
and get those little white mustaches.
_________________________________
Nobody's gonna take
a kid's freedom away while I'm around.
_________________________________
Does that mean you'll take us?
_________________________________
Storm or no storm,
Albatross Airlines, at your service!
_________________________________
Passengers are requested
to fasten their seat belts
_________________________________
and secure all carry-ons.
_________________________________
We'll be departing following our
pre-flight maintenance. Thank you.
_________________________________
Loosen up, get the blood flowing
up to the head.
_________________________________
And a couple of these...
_________________________________
(BACK CRACKS)
_________________________________
Okay, one's enough, there we go.
_________________________________
Ah, yeah! That feels better. Oh, baby.
_________________________________
Tie your kangaroos down, sports fans!
_________________________________
Here we come!
_________________________________
Let's go for it! Whoa! Hey!
I didn't adjust for the winds.
_________________________________
All right, we're gonna make it!
Gotta duck down lower.
_________________________________
Go under the wind, go under it!
Here we go! Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________
Ow! This is cold!
_________________________________
Slippery! Ice!
_________________________________
We got ice!
_________________________________
Whoa! Hang on now!
_________________________________
Here we go!
_________________________________
Whoa! Cowabunga!
_________________________________
(TIRES SCREECHING)
_________________________________
BIANCA: Captain, is this a
non-stop flight to Australia?
BIANCA: Captain, is this a
non-stop flight to Australia?
_________________________________
Well, not exactly no.
I could definitely say no.
_________________________________
We're gonna have to make
connections with a bigger bird.
_________________________________
Non-stop? What do I look like,
Charles Lindbergh?
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Whoo-hoo!
-(MARLIN SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Righteous, righteous, righteous!
_________________________________
(LAUGHTER)
_________________________________
Totally sick. Totally sick.
_________________________________
I know. Isn't it great?
_________________________________
No! I'm gonna be totally sick.
_________________________________
It's the California current, dude.
It's got some gnarly chop.
_________________________________
-(GROANING)
-Surf's up, dude!
_________________________________
(MARLIN SCREAMS AND GAGS)
_________________________________
Hey, dude, if you're gonna hurl,
just do me a solid...
_________________________________
head to the back of the shell,
lean out, and go for distance.
_________________________________
We call that "feeding the fishes."
_________________________________
Correctamundo, Squirt!
_________________________________
And now we're looking for my parents
at the Brooch of the Atlantic? Or the...
_________________________________
-The Jewel of Morro Bay, California.
-Exactly!
_________________________________
How are you gonna find your parents?
_________________________________
Do you remember what they look like?
_________________________________
I'm a bit new to the memory thing,
so I can't say for sure...
_________________________________
but something tells me they were
mostly blue, with s... Maybe yellow.
_________________________________
That sounds right.
_________________________________
Also I'm pretty sure I'm gonna know
them when I see them. We're family.
_________________________________
By the way crossing the ocean
is the kind of thing you should...
_________________________________
only do once. One time!
_________________________________
Morro Bay, California's
coming up, dudes.
_________________________________
DORY: Whoo-hoo!
DORY: Whoo-hoo!
Let's find my family.
_________________________________
CRUSH: Go! Go! Go, go, go.
CRUSH: Go! Go! Go, go, go.
_________________________________
NEMO: Just go, Dad.
MARLIN: Don't push me, Nemo.
NEMO: Just go, Dad.
MARLIN: Don't push me, Nemo.
_________________________________
(MARLIN SCREAMING)
_________________________________
-(MARLIN GROANS)
-(NEMO LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Whoo-hoo! (LAUGHS)
_________________________________
SQUIRT: So long, Little Blue!
SQUIRT: So long, Little Blue!
Hope you find your parents.
_________________________________
CRUSH: And good luck
CRUSH: And good luck
"feeding the fishes."
_________________________________
(TURTLES LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Too late. Already fed.
_________________________________
Oh.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hey, Surge, (SIGHS)
are we glad to see you.
_________________________________
are we glad to see you.
_________________________________
We want to report
some malfeasance
_________________________________
over by the Whac-a-Mole.
_________________________________
some malfeasance
_________________________________
over by the Whac-a-Mole.
_________________________________
Yeah, we saw some undesirables
_________________________________
causing a real donnybrook
over there.
_________________________________
_________________________________
causing a real donnybrook
over there.
_________________________________
(SCOFFS) Oh, heck no.
Not on my watch.
_________________________________
Not on my watch.
_________________________________
Appreciate the tip.
_________________________________
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
_________________________________
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
_________________________________
_________________________________
-(BARKS)
-No, no, no, no.
_________________________________
-No, no, no, no.
_________________________________
Dante, stop! Cállate! Shh!
_________________________________
(CONTINUES BARKING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(FIREWORKS CONTINUE
EXPLODING)
_________________________________
(CONTINUES BARKING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(FIREWORKS CONTINUE
EXPLODING)
_________________________________
I'm sorry.
_________________________________
(GLASS SHATTERS)
_________________________________
(GLASS SHATTERS)
_________________________________
-(STONE SHIFTS)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
-(STONE SHIFTS)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
Señor de la Cruz, please don't be mad.
_________________________________
(STAMMERS) I'm Miguel.
_________________________________
Your great-great grandson.
I need to borrow this.
_________________________________
(SIGHS) Our family thinks
music is a curse.
_________________________________
None of them understand
None of them understand
but I know you would have.
_________________________________
You would have told me
to follow my heart.
_________________________________
To seize my moment!
_________________________________
So, if it's all right with you,
_________________________________
I'm gonna play in the plaza.
Just like you did!
_________________________________
(STRUMS GUITAR)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(CREATURES SPEAKING
ALIEN LANGUAGES)
_________________________________
DOPPLER: Jim! Oh, Jim! Wait for me!
_________________________________
(CLANKING)
_________________________________
Well, Jim, this should be
a wonderful opportunity
_________________________________
for the two of us
to get to know one another.
_________________________________
You know what they say,
familiarity breeds, um,
_________________________________
well, contempt, but in our case...
_________________________________
Look, let's just find the ship. Okay?
_________________________________
_________________________________
So, all we gotta do
is find this eboy place.
_________________________________
is find this eboy place.
_________________________________
-ebay.
-Right, ebay.
_________________________________
_________________________________
So we go there,
get the steering wheel...
_________________________________
get the steering wheel...
_________________________________
we have it delivered to Litwak
before Friday.
_________________________________
before Friday.
_________________________________
He'll fix your game.
_________________________________
Everything goes back
to the way it was.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Everything goes back
to the way it was.
_________________________________
Boom! Happily ever after.
_________________________________
_________________________________
VANELLOPE:
This is a shockingly sound,
_________________________________
well-thought-out idea
for you, Ralph.
_________________________________
No offense.
_________________________________
This is a shockingly sound,
_________________________________
well-thought-out idea
for you, Ralph.
_________________________________
No offense.
_________________________________
I know. And none taken.
_________________________________
_________________________________
VANELLOPE: Ooh, here it comes.
_________________________________
Ladies and gentlemen,
boy and girls...
_________________________________
I give you the Internet!
_________________________________
RALPH: Huh.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Ladies and gentlemen,
boy and girls...
_________________________________
I give you the Internet!
_________________________________
RALPH: Huh.
_________________________________
The Internet is
not nearly as impressive
_________________________________
as how Sonic described it.
_________________________________
not nearly as impressive
_________________________________
as how Sonic described it.
_________________________________
Yeah, I gotta admit,
I'm underwhelmed.
_________________________________
I'm underwhelmed.
_________________________________
Where do you think
they keep their ebay?
_________________________________
they keep their ebay?
_________________________________
RALPH: Beats me.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hello, anybody here?
_________________________________
_________________________________
VANELLOPE: Anyone? Hello?
_________________________________
_________________________________
(ECHOING)
We're looking for ebay!
_________________________________
We're looking for ebay!
_________________________________
Ooh. Did you hear that, kid?
Sweet echo.
Sweet echo.
_________________________________
Check this out.
_________________________________
(MIMICS CAWING SOUNDS)
_________________________________
VANELLOPE: Hoolie-hoo!
Hoolie-hoo!
_________________________________
(MIMICS CAWING SOUNDS)
_________________________________
VANELLOPE: Hoolie-hoo!
Hoolie-hoo!
_________________________________
_________________________________
-(SHIP HORN BLARING)
-(RETCHING)
_________________________________
Carrots. Why is there always carrots?
_________________________________
I didn't even eat carrots.
_________________________________
MRS. PACKARD: Attention.
MRS. PACKARD: Attention.
All hands to the launch bay.
_________________________________
To whoever took the "L"
from the Motor Pool sign,
_________________________________
ha-ha, we are all very amused.
_________________________________
Excuse me? I need to, uh, report in?
_________________________________
Yes, Mr. Thatch?
_________________________________
(GASPS) It's you!
_________________________________
Blondie, I got a bone to pick with you.
_________________________________
Hold that thought.
_________________________________
What is it this time, Cookie?
_________________________________
You done stuffed my wagon full
to busting with non-essentials.
_________________________________
Look at all this.
_________________________________
Cinnamon, oregano, cilantro.
_________________________________
What in the cockadoodle is cilantro?
_________________________________
And what is this?
_________________________________
That would be lettuce.
_________________________________
Lettuce? Lettuce?
_________________________________
It's a vegetable, Cookie.
_________________________________
The men need
the four basic food groups.
_________________________________
I got your four basic food groups!
_________________________________
Beans, bacon, whiskey, and lard!
_________________________________
All right, cowboy.
Pack it up and move it out.
_________________________________
MRS. PACKARD: Attention.
MRS. PACKARD: Attention.
All hands to the launch bay.
_________________________________
Final loading in progress.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Second berth on your right!
-You can't miss it.
_________________________________
Hey, thanks.
_________________________________
It's the suit, isn't it?
I should never have listened
_________________________________
to that pushy two-headed saleswoman.
_________________________________
This one said it fit,
that one said it was my color.
_________________________________
I didn't know what to do.
I get so flustered. Ooh!
_________________________________
Oh, Jim! This is our ship!
The R.L.S. Legacy!
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
_________________________________
VINNY: Hey, Junior.
VINNY: Hey, Junior.
_________________________________
If you're looking for the pony rides,
they're back there.
_________________________________
Excuse me. Excuse me?
_________________________________
You dropped your
(STUTTERS) dynamite.
_________________________________
(NERVOUSLY CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
What else have you got in there?
_________________________________
Oh, gunpowder,
nitroglycerin, notepads,
_________________________________
fuses, wicks, glue, and...
_________________________________
Paper clips. Big ones.
_________________________________
You know, just office supplies.
_________________________________
Milo! Where you been?
_________________________________
I want you to meet Commander Rourke.
_________________________________
He led the Iceland team
that brought the Journal back.
_________________________________
Milo Thatch.
_________________________________
Pleasure to meet the grandson
of old Thaddeus.
_________________________________
I see you got that journal. Nice pictures,
_________________________________
but I prefer a good western myself.
_________________________________
Pretty impressive, eh?
_________________________________
Boy, when you settle a bet,
you settle a bet.
_________________________________
Well, your granddad always believed
_________________________________
you couldn't put a price
on the pursuit of knowledge.
_________________________________
Well, believe me,
this'll be small change
_________________________________
compared to the value
of what we're gonna learn on this trip.
_________________________________
Yes, this should be
enriching for all of us.
_________________________________
MRS. PACKARD: Attention,
MRS. PACKARD: Attention,
all personnel.
_________________________________
Launch will commence in 15 minutes.
_________________________________
-Mr. Whitmore.
-Rourke.
_________________________________
It's time.
_________________________________
-Bye, Mr. Whitmore!
-Make us proud, boy!
_________________________________
_________________________________
ARROW: Stow those casks forward!
_________________________________
Heave together now!
_________________________________
How cool is this?
_________________________________
(SQUISHING NOISE)
_________________________________
-Sorry about that. I didn't mean...
-(ANGRY FARTING NOISES)
_________________________________
Allow me to handle this.
_________________________________
(BLOWING RASPBERRIES)
_________________________________
(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
(HAPPY FART NOISES)
_________________________________
I'm fluent in Flatula, Jim.
_________________________________
Took two years of it in high school.
(BLOWS)
_________________________________
Flatula? Cool.
_________________________________
Good morning, Captain.
Everything shipshape?
_________________________________
Shipshape it is, sir,
but I'm not the captain.
_________________________________
The captain's aloft.
_________________________________
(MEOWS)
_________________________________
Mr. Arrow, I've checked
this miserable ship
_________________________________
from stem to stern
and, as usual, it's spot on.
_________________________________
Can you get nothing wrong?
_________________________________
You flatter me, Captain.
_________________________________
Ah.
_________________________________
Dr. Doppler, I presume?
_________________________________
Uh, um... Yes. I...
_________________________________
-Hello! Can you hear me?
-Yes, I can! Stop that banging!
_________________________________
If I may, Doctor,
this works so much better
_________________________________
-when it's right-way up and plugged in.
-Ooh!
_________________________________
Lovely. There you go.
_________________________________
If you don't mind,
I can manage my own plugging!
_________________________________
I'm Captain Amelia,
_________________________________
late of a few run-ins
with the Protean Armada.
_________________________________
Nasty business, but I won't
bore you with my scars.
_________________________________
You've met my first officer, Mr. Arrow.
_________________________________
Sterling, tough, dependable,
honest, brave, and true.
_________________________________
Please, Captain.
_________________________________
Shut up, Arrow. You know
I don't mean a word of it.
_________________________________
Ahem. Excuse me. I hate to
interrupt this lovely banter,
_________________________________
but may I introduce to you
Jim Hawkins?
_________________________________
Jim, you see, is the boy
who found the treasure...
_________________________________
Doctor, please!
_________________________________
(GROWLS)
_________________________________
I'd like a word with you in my stateroom.
_________________________________
Doctor, to muse and blabber
about a treasure map
_________________________________
in front of this particular crew
_________________________________
demonstrates a level of ineptitude
_________________________________
that borders on the imbecilic,
_________________________________
and I mean that in a very caring way.
_________________________________
"Imbecilic," did you say?
Foolishness, I've...
_________________________________
May I see the map, please?
_________________________________
Here.
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
Fascinating.
_________________________________
Mr. Hawkins, in the future,
_________________________________
you will address me
as "Captain" or "ma'am. "
_________________________________
Is that clear?
_________________________________
Ugh...
_________________________________
Mr. Hawkins?
_________________________________
-Yes, ma'am.
-That'll do.
_________________________________
Gentlemen, this must be kept
under lock and key
_________________________________
when not in use. And, Doctor, again,
_________________________________
with the greatest possible respect,
_________________________________
zip your howling screamer.
_________________________________
Captain, I assure you I...
_________________________________
Let me make this
as monosyllabic as possible.
_________________________________
I don't much care
for this crew you hired.
_________________________________
They're... How did
I describe them, Arrow?
_________________________________
I said something rather good
this morning before coffee.
_________________________________
"A ludicrous parcel
of driveling galoots," ma'am.
_________________________________
-There you go. Poetry.
-Now, see here...
_________________________________
Doctor, I'd love to chat,
tea, cake, the whole shebang,
_________________________________
but I have a ship to launch,
_________________________________
and you've got your outfit to buff up.
_________________________________
Mr. Arrow, please escort
these two neophytes
_________________________________
down to the galley straightaway.
_________________________________
Young Hawkins will be working
for our cook, Mr. Silver.
_________________________________
What? The cook?
_________________________________
That woman! That feline!
_________________________________
Who does she think
is working for whom?
_________________________________
It's my map,
and she's got me bussin' tables?
_________________________________
I'll not tolerate a cross word
about our captain!
_________________________________
There's no finer officer
in this or any galaxy.
_________________________________
(WHISTLING)
_________________________________
ARROW: Mr. Silver?
_________________________________
Why, Mr. Arrow, sir.
_________________________________
Bringin' in such fine
and distinguished gents
_________________________________
to grace my humble galley.
_________________________________
Had I known,
I'd have tucked in me shirt.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
A cyborg!
_________________________________
May I introduce Dr. Doppler,
_________________________________
the financier of our voyage.
_________________________________
Love the outfit, Doc.
_________________________________
Well, thank you. Um, love the eye.
_________________________________
Uh, this young lad is Jim Hawkins.
_________________________________
Jimbo!
_________________________________
Now, don't be too put off
by this hunk of hardware.
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
These gears have been
tough getting used to,
_________________________________
but they do come in mighty handy
from time to time.
_________________________________
Mmm!
_________________________________
Here, now, have a taste
of me famous bonzabeast stew.
_________________________________
(SNIFFING)
_________________________________
Mmm! Delightfully tangy, yet robust.
_________________________________
SILVER: Old family recipe.
_________________________________
Aah!
_________________________________
In fact, that was part of the old family!
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
I'm just kiddin', Doc!
_________________________________
Yeah, well...
_________________________________
I'm nothin' if I ain't a kidder.
_________________________________
Go on, Jimbo. Have a swig.
_________________________________
(GIGGLING)
_________________________________
SILVER: Morph!
_________________________________
You jiggle-headed blob of mischief!
_________________________________
So that's where you was hiding!
_________________________________
(CHATTERING)
_________________________________
(BELCH)
_________________________________
What is that thing?
_________________________________
"What is that thing?"
_________________________________
SILVER: He's a morph.
_________________________________
I rescued the little shape-shifter
on Proteus 1.
_________________________________
(COOING)
_________________________________
Aw, he took a shine to me.
_________________________________
We been together ever since.
_________________________________
Right? Yeah. Nice boy.
_________________________________
We're about to get underway.
_________________________________
Would you like to observe
the launch, Doctor?
_________________________________
Would I?
_________________________________
Does an active galactic nucleus
have superluminal jets?
_________________________________
I'll follow you.
_________________________________
Mr. Hawkins will stay here
in your charge, Mr. Silver.
_________________________________
(COUGHING)
_________________________________
Beggin' your pardon, sir, but...
_________________________________
Captain's orders! See to it
the new cabin boy's kept busy.
_________________________________
-But, no, but...
-No, you can't...
_________________________________
(BOTH SIGH)
_________________________________
So, Captain's put you with me, eh?
_________________________________
Whatever.
_________________________________
Well, who be a humble cyborg
to argue with a captain?
_________________________________
Yeah.
_________________________________
You know, these purps,
_________________________________
they're kind of like the ones
back home on Montressor.
_________________________________
You ever been there?
_________________________________
I can't say as I have, Jimbo.
_________________________________
Come to think of it, just before I left,
_________________________________
I met this old guy who was, um...
_________________________________
He was kind of looking
for a cyborg buddy of his.
_________________________________
Is that so?
_________________________________
Yeah.
_________________________________
What was that old salamander's name?
_________________________________
Oh, yeah. Bones.
_________________________________
Billy Bones?
_________________________________
Bones? Bones?
_________________________________
T'ain't ringin' any bells.
_________________________________
Must have been a different cyborg.
_________________________________
There's a slew of cyborgs
roamin' this port.
_________________________________
-(WHISTLE ON DECK)
-ARROW: Prepare to cast off!
_________________________________
Off with you, lad, and watch the launch.
_________________________________
There'll be plenty work
a- waitin' for you afterwards.
_________________________________
-(HUMMING)
-(CHATTERING)
_________________________________
We best be keepin' a sharp eye
on this one, eh, Morph?
_________________________________
We wouldn't want him strayin'
into things he shouldn't.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Okay, connect to network.
_________________________________
-(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
-Bingo.
_________________________________
Password is "high score"
_________________________________
-(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
-Bingo.
_________________________________
Password is "high score"
with a zero instead of an "o."
_________________________________
_________________________________
Yes.
_________________________________
And we are online.
_________________________________
And we are online.
_________________________________
_________________________________
We're all clear, Captain!
_________________________________
Well, my friend. Are we ready
to raise this creaking tub?
_________________________________
My pleasure, Captain.
_________________________________
All hands to stations!
_________________________________
Smartly now!
_________________________________
Come on, you scurvy scum!
I'll race you!
_________________________________
Loose all solar sails!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Come on!
_________________________________
ARROW: Heave up the braces.
_________________________________
Brace up.
_________________________________
Ooh! Oh!
_________________________________
Mr. Zoff, engage artificial gravity.
_________________________________
(FARTING)
_________________________________
(CLANKING)
_________________________________
(CLATTERING)
_________________________________
South by southwest,
Mr. Turnbuckle, heading 2-1-0-0.
_________________________________
Aye, Captain. 2-1-0-0.
_________________________________
_________________________________
DIVING OFFICER: Rig ship for dive!
_________________________________
CHIEF OF THE WATCH:
Aye, sir! Rig ship for dive.
_________________________________
Lieutenant, take her down.
_________________________________
Diving officer, submerge the ship.
_________________________________
-DIVING OFFICER: Aye!
-Make the depth one-five-zero feet.
_________________________________
DIVING OFFICER:
Make the depth one-five-zero feet.
_________________________________
MAN ON INTERCOM:
Dive, dive! Five degrees down bubble.
_________________________________
DIVING OFFICER: Take us down.
CREW MEMBER: Take us down!
_________________________________
_________________________________
-VANELLOPE: Hoolie-hoo!
-(RALPH CAWING)
_________________________________
-VANELLOPE: Hoolie-hoolie-hoo!
-(RALPH CAWING)
_________________________________
-VANELLOPE: Hoolie-hoo!
-(RALPH CAWING)
_________________________________
-VANELLOPE: Hoolie-hoolie-hoo!
-(RALPH CAWING)
_________________________________
VANELLOPE: Ooh, Ralph, look.
_________________________________
Cool. Mood lighting.
_________________________________
(BOTH SHOUT)
_________________________________
(RALPH GASPS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Cool. Mood lighting.
_________________________________
(BOTH SHOUT)
_________________________________
(RALPH GASPS)
_________________________________
Ahhh! That's a gremlin!
Stay away! It's a gremlin!
_________________________________
It looks like
a tiny Mr. Litwak.
AUTOMATED VOICE:
IP address 415-1037-483.
_________________________________
Stay away! It's a gremlin!
_________________________________
It looks like
a tiny Mr. Litwak.
_________________________________
Full speed, Mr. Arrow, if you please.
_________________________________
Take her away!
_________________________________AUTOMATED VOICE:
IP address 415-1037-483.
_________________________________
Oh, cool! Come on, Ralph,
let's follow him!
_________________________________
let's follow him!
_________________________________
Hey, wait for me!
Kid, come back! Wait!
Kid, come back! Wait!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING) Hey!
Don't leave without me!
_________________________________
AUTOMATED VOICE:
IP address 415-1037-483.
_________________________________
(VANELLOPE SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING) Hey!
Don't leave without me!
_________________________________
AUTOMATED VOICE:
IP address 415-1037-483.
_________________________________
(VANELLOPE SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Vanellope!
_________________________________
(YELPS)
_________________________________
(MUFFLED) I can't breathe.
I don't fit.
_________________________________
(SHOUTING)
_________________________________
(YELPS)
_________________________________
(MUFFLED) I can't breathe.
I don't fit.
_________________________________
(SHOUTING)
_________________________________
Brace yourself, Doctor.
_________________________________
(SNIDELY) "Brace yourself. "
_________________________________
Aah! Oof!
_________________________________
VANELLOPE: Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________
Yeah! Whoo!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS, GASPING)
_________________________________
VANELLOPE: Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________
Yeah! Whoo!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS, GASPING)
_________________________________
Kid!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Ralph! Isn't this great?
_________________________________
_________________________________
No, it is not!
_________________________________
Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________
No, no, no.
_________________________________
(DISTORTED SHOUTING)
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS, SHOUTS)
_________________________________
-(VANELLOPE EXCLAIMS)
-(EXCLAIMING, GROANS)
_________________________________
(RALPH GASPING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________
No, no, no.
_________________________________
(DISTORTED SHOUTING)
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS, SHOUTS)
_________________________________
-(VANELLOPE EXCLAIMS)
-(EXCLAIMING, GROANS)
_________________________________
(RALPH GASPING)
_________________________________
Sweet mother of monkey milk!
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
Kid, I don't think
we're in Litwak's anymore.
_________________________________
we're in Litwak's anymore.
_________________________________
We most certainly are not,
friendo.
_________________________________
friendo.
_________________________________
We are in the Internet!
Come on, Ralph!
Come on, Ralph!
_________________________________
Whoa.
_________________________________
(CALLING)
_________________________________
Upon my word, an Orcus Galacticus.
_________________________________
Smile.
_________________________________
Doctor, I'd stand clear...
_________________________________
_________________________________
_________________________________
-MAN 1: The guitar! It's gone!
-(GASPING)
_________________________________
MAN 2: Somebody stole
de la Cruz's guitar!
_________________________________
WOMAN: The window's broken. Look!
_________________________________
-(PANTING)
-(KEYS JANGLING)
_________________________________
-(PANTING)
-(KEYS JANGLING)
_________________________________
All right, who's in there?
_________________________________
I'm sorry. It's not what it looks like.
_________________________________
De la Cruz is my...
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-There's nobody here.
_________________________________
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
-MAMÁ: Miguel!
-Mamá!
_________________________________
Miguel, come home.
Where are you, Miguel?
Where are you, Miguel?
_________________________________
(YELPING)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
(YELPING)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
Dios mio! Little boy. Are you okay?
_________________________________
Here. Let me help you.
_________________________________
Thanks. I...
_________________________________
(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(RATTLING)
_________________________________
(RATTLING)
_________________________________
(YELPING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Do you mind? Whoa!
-(YELPS)
-(YELPS)
_________________________________
-(PANTING)
-(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
-(PANTING)
-(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
_________________________________
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________
(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________
(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________
-Look how big she's getting.
-(CHUCKLES)
-(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________
(GASPS) Dante!
_________________________________
-You can see me? Wait!
-(BARKING)
_________________________________
What's going on? Dante!
_________________________________
(BOTH GRUNT)
_________________________________
-(BARKING)
_________________________________
What's going on? Dante!
_________________________________
(BOTH GRUNT)
_________________________________
-Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
-Miguel?
_________________________________
-Miguel?
-Miguel?
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
You're here? Here, here.
And you can see us?
_________________________________
-Our Migueli-ti-ti-ti-to!
-(YELPING)
-(YELPING)
_________________________________
Remind me how I know you.
_________________________________
-We're your family, mijo.
-(GASPING)
-(GASPING)
_________________________________
-MIGUEL: Tía Rosita?
-Sí.
_________________________________
-MIGUEL: Papá Julio?
-Hola.
_________________________________
MIGUEL: Tía Victoria?
MIGUEL: Tía Victoria?
_________________________________
He doesn't seem entirely dead.
_________________________________
-(GRUNTS)
-He's not quite alive, either.
-He's not quite alive, either.
_________________________________
We need Mamá Imelda.
She'll know how to fix this.
_________________________________
Oye! It's Mamá Imelda.
_________________________________
-She couldn't cross over!
-(ALL GASP)
-(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
-She's stuck!
-On the other side!
_________________________________
Tío Oscar? Tío Felipe?
_________________________________
-Oh. Hey, Miguel.
-(BOTH GASP)
-(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________
I have a feeling this has
something to do with you.
_________________________________
But if Mamá Imelda can't come to us...
_________________________________
Then we are going to her! Vámonos!
_________________________________
(DANTE BARKING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Whoa.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Whoa.
_________________________________
Come on, Miguel. It's okay.
_________________________________
_________________________________
'Tis a grand day for sailing, Captain,
_________________________________
and look at you.
_________________________________
You're as trim and as bonny as a sloop
_________________________________
with new sails and a fresh coat of paint.
_________________________________
You can keep that kind of flim-flammery
_________________________________
for your spaceport floozies, Silver.
_________________________________
"Spaceport floozy, spaceport floozy... "
_________________________________
You cut me to the quick, Captain.
_________________________________
I speaks nothing
but me heart at all times.
_________________________________
MORPH: "Nothing but me heart."
_________________________________
And, by the way,
isn't that your cabin boy
_________________________________
aimlessly footling about
in those shrouds?
_________________________________
Yep, it...
_________________________________
A momentary aberration, Cap'n,
soon to be addressed. Jimbo!
_________________________________
I got two new friends
I'd like you to meet.
_________________________________
Say hello to Mr. Mop and Mrs. Bucket.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Yippie.
_________________________________
_________________________________
MRS. PACKARD: Attention.
MRS. PACKARD: Attention.
_________________________________
Tonight's supper will be baked beans.
_________________________________
Musical program to follow.
_________________________________
(SHUDDERING)
_________________________________
-Who wrote this?
-(YAWNING)
_________________________________
Ah!
_________________________________
You have disturbed the dirt.
_________________________________
-Pardon me?
-You have disturbed the dirt!
_________________________________
Dirt from around the globe,
spanning the centuries!
_________________________________
What have you done?
_________________________________
England must never merge with France!
_________________________________
-What's it doing in my bed?
-You ask too many questions.
_________________________________
Who are you? Who sent you?
Speak up!
_________________________________
-Me? I'm...
-I will know soon enough.
_________________________________
Hey, hey, hey! Let go!
_________________________________
Do not be such a crybaby. Hold still.
_________________________________
A-ha! There you are.
_________________________________
(GASPS) Now,
tell me your story, my little friend.
_________________________________
Parchment fiber from
the Nile delta circa 500 B.C.
_________________________________
Lead pencil, number 2.
_________________________________
Paint flecks of a type
used in government buildings.
_________________________________
You have a cat,
shorthaired Persian, two years old,
_________________________________
third in a litter of seven.
_________________________________
There are all the microscopic
fingerprints of the mapmaker.
_________________________________
And linguist.
_________________________________
-Hey, how did you...
-This is an outrage!
_________________________________
You must leave at once!
Out, out, out, out, out!
_________________________________
Uh-oh. Sat in the dirt, didn't you?
_________________________________
Moliere, now what have I told you
_________________________________
about playing nice with the other kids?
_________________________________
Get back. I've got soap,
_________________________________
-and I'm not afraid to use it.
-(HISSES)
_________________________________
Back, foul creature!
Back to the pit from which you came!
_________________________________
The name's Sweet.
_________________________________
Joshua Sweet. Medical officer.
_________________________________
Yeah, Milo Thatch.
_________________________________
Milo Thatch. You're my 3:00.
_________________________________
Well, no time like the present.
_________________________________
-Oh, boy.
-Nice, isn't it?
_________________________________
The catalog says that this little beauty
_________________________________
can saw through a femur in 28 seconds.
_________________________________
I'm betting I can cut that time in half.
_________________________________
Now, stick out your
tongue and say, "Ah."
_________________________________
Oh, no, really. I have a... Ah!
_________________________________
-So, where you from?
-(BABBLING)
_________________________________
Really? I have family up that way.
_________________________________
Beautiful country up there.
Do you do any fishing?
_________________________________
(MUMBLING)
_________________________________
Me? I hate fishing. I hate fish.
_________________________________
Hate the taste, hate the smell,
and hate all them little bones.
_________________________________
Here, I'm gonna need you
to fill these up.
_________________________________
(SPUTTERS) With what?
_________________________________
MRS. PACKARD: Will Milo Thatch
MRS. PACKARD: Will Milo Thatch
please report to the bridge?
_________________________________
Thank you.
_________________________________
I mean, nice meeting you.
_________________________________
Uh-huh, nice meeting you, too.
_________________________________
So I says to him,
"What's wrong with my meatloaf?"
_________________________________
-And he says to me...
-(BUZZING)
_________________________________
Hold on a second, Margie.
I got another call.
_________________________________
Sir, we're approaching coordinates.
_________________________________
Hello, Margie?
Yeah, so anyways, he says...
_________________________________
ROURKE: All right,
ROURKE: All right,
let's have a look around.
_________________________________
HELGA: Aye, sir.
HELGA: Aye, sir.
Set course to two-four-zero.
_________________________________
SAILOR: Aye, aye, sir.
_________________________________
HELGA: 15 degrees down angle
HELGA: 15 degrees down angle
on the bow planes.
_________________________________
Come right two-four-zero.
_________________________________
ROURKE: Welcome to
ROURKE: Welcome to
the bridge, Mr. Thatch.
_________________________________
Okay, everybody,
_________________________________
I want you to give Mr. Thatch
_________________________________
your undivided attention.
_________________________________
Good afternoon.
Can everyone hear me okay?
_________________________________
Uh.
_________________________________
Okay, how about some slides?
_________________________________
The first slide is
a depiction of a creature.
_________________________________
A creature so frightening
_________________________________
that sailors were said
to be driven mad by the mere sight of it.
_________________________________
-(ALL LAUGHING)
-MRS. PACKARD: Hubba, hubba.
_________________________________
Uh, I'm sorry. That's wrong.
_________________________________
Geez, I used to take lunch money
_________________________________
-from guys like this.
-(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Anyway, this... Okay.
_________________________________
This is an illustration of the Leviathan,
_________________________________
the creature guarding
the entrance to Atlantis.
_________________________________
With something like that,
_________________________________
I would have white wine, I think.
_________________________________
It's a mythical sea serpent.
_________________________________
He's described in The Book of Job.
_________________________________
The Bible says,
_________________________________
"Out of his mouth go burning lights,
_________________________________
"sparks of fire shoot out."
_________________________________
But more likely, it's a carving or
a sculpture to frighten the superstitious.
_________________________________
So we find this masterpiece.
Then what?
_________________________________
When do we dig?
_________________________________
Actually, we don't have to dig.
_________________________________
You see, according to the Journal,
_________________________________
the path to Atlantis
will take us down a tunnel
_________________________________
at the bottom of the ocean,
and we'll come up a curve
_________________________________
into an air pocket right here,
_________________________________
where we'll find the remnants
_________________________________
of an ancient highway
that will lead us to Atlantis.
_________________________________
Kind of like the grease trap in your sink.
_________________________________
Cartographer, linguist, plumber.
_________________________________
Hard to believe he's still single.
_________________________________
-You said there'd be digging.
-HELGA: Go away, Mole.
_________________________________
Captain, you'd better
come look at this, sir.
_________________________________
Okay, class dismissed.
_________________________________
Give me exterior lights.
_________________________________
Look at that.
_________________________________
There are ships here from every era.
_________________________________
(ROARING)
_________________________________
(BEEPING)
_________________________________
(STATIC)
_________________________________
Commander, I think
you should hear this.
_________________________________
(SPEAKING ATLANTEAN LANGUAGE)
_________________________________
MRS. PACKARD:
MRS. PACKARD:
Commander? Commander?
_________________________________
"Enter the lair of the Leviathan."
_________________________________
MRS. PACKARD: Commander?
MRS. PACKARD: Commander?
_________________________________
"There you will find the path
to the gateway."
_________________________________
-Commander?
-Yes, Mrs. Packard. What is it?
_________________________________
I'm picking up something
on the hydrophone
_________________________________
-I think you should hear.
-Put it on speakers.
_________________________________
(ROARING)
_________________________________
What is it? A pod of whales?
_________________________________
Uh-uh... Bigger.
_________________________________
It sounds metallic.
_________________________________
Could be an echo off one of the rocks.
_________________________________
Do you want to do my job? Be my guest.
_________________________________
Is it just me, or is that getting louder?
_________________________________
Well, whatever it was, it's gone now.
_________________________________
Helmsman! Bring us about.
_________________________________
Tighten our search pattern
and slow us to...
_________________________________
-(CRASHING)
-Ah!
_________________________________
-(ALARM RINGING)
-Out of my way!
_________________________________
(CREW SHOUTING)
_________________________________
(ROARING)
_________________________________
(CRASHING)
_________________________________
Tell Cookie to melt the butter
and break out the bibs.
_________________________________
I want this lobster served up
on a silver platter.
_________________________________
Load the torpedo bays!
Sub pod crews, battle stations!
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
ENSIGN: Battle stations!
_________________________________
ROURKE: (ON INTERCOM)
ROURKE: (ON INTERCOM)
Steady, boys. Don't panic.
_________________________________
Jimmy Christmas! It's a machine!
_________________________________
(ALARM RINGING)
_________________________________
Wait, wait! (GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Launch subpods!
_________________________________
ENSIGN: Subpods away!
_________________________________
ROURKE: Fire!
ROURKE: Fire!
_________________________________
We're free. All ahead full.
_________________________________
Fire torpedoes!
_________________________________
ENSIGN: Fire torpedos!
_________________________________
Get me the bridge!
_________________________________
Sir, it's Engineering on four.
_________________________________
AUDREY:
AUDREY:
Rourke! We took a big hit down here,
_________________________________
and we're taking on water fast.
_________________________________
I don't want to be around
when it hits the boilers.
_________________________________
How much time do we have?
_________________________________
Twenty minutes, if the bulkhead holds.
_________________________________
(CLANGS) You better make that five.
_________________________________
You heard the lady. Let's move!
_________________________________
Move! Where? Move where?
_________________________________
Packard, sound the alarm!
_________________________________
He took his suitcase?
_________________________________
Marge, honey,
I don't think he's coming back.
_________________________________
-Packard!
-I have to call you back.
_________________________________
No, no, I'll call you.
_________________________________
(SIREN WAILING)
_________________________________
MRS. PACKARD: All hands,
MRS. PACKARD: All hands,
abandon ship.
_________________________________
Move it, people!
Sometime today would be nice!
_________________________________
Come on! Everybody
grab a seat and buckle in.
_________________________________
Lieutenant, get us out of here!
_________________________________
(GROWLS)
_________________________________
-ROURKE: Lieutenant!
-I'm working on it!
_________________________________
Hang on.
_________________________________
Where to, Mr. Thatch?
_________________________________
We're looking for
a big crevice of some kind.
_________________________________
There! Up ahead.
_________________________________
All craft, make your mark
20 degrees down angle.
_________________________________
Roger! 20 degrees down angle.
_________________________________
Right behind you!
_________________________________
-MOLE: Sacré bleu!
-We're getting killed out here!
_________________________________
Look out!
_________________________________
It's only a grease trap.
It's just like a sink.
_________________________________
It's only a grease trap.
It's just like a sink.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Let me out of here!
Let me go! You can't do this!
_________________________________
Help!
_________________________________
Breaker, breaker, little mate.
_________________________________
I forgot to tell you around here,
you need to be quiet!
_________________________________
Or the rangers might hear you.
_________________________________
Now sit down and relax,
enjoy the view.
_________________________________
Nothing but abandoned opal mines
as far as the eye can see.
_________________________________
And dead ahead, is home sweet home.
_________________________________
(SINGING) Home, home on the range
_________________________________
Where the critters
are tied up in chains
_________________________________
I cut through their sides
And I rip off their hides
_________________________________
And the next day, I do it again
_________________________________
Everybody!
_________________________________
Home, home on the range...
_________________________________
WOMAN: Cody! Cody!
_________________________________
Cody!
_________________________________
MAN: Ladies and gentlemen, Flight 12
is now approaching Sydney airport.
_________________________________
Make sure your seat belts
are fastened and tables secured.
_________________________________
Enjoy your stay in Australia.
_________________________________
-Are we there yet?
-Yes.
_________________________________
Perhaps we should wake up Wilbur.
_________________________________
All right, I'll get him up.
_________________________________
-Wilbur.
-(SNORING)
_________________________________
Wilbur!
_________________________________
-Just five more minutes, Ma.
-(BIANCA SCREAMS)
_________________________________
-Wilbur!
-That's all I need, five more minutes.
_________________________________
Wilbur, are you awake?
_________________________________
-Get up, we're there!
-I'm up, I'm up.
_________________________________
Watch out!
_________________________________
Must have been sleeping on a bolt.
_________________________________
Oh, boy.
_________________________________
Throw another shrimp on the barbie,
'cause here I come!
_________________________________
-Here we go again!
-Cannonball!
_________________________________
Wee! (GIGGLING)
_________________________________
Gangway! Coming through.
Mice on board!
_________________________________
Clear the way!
Move over madam, there you go!
_________________________________
Coming through, sir. Thank you.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
Next stop, Mugwomp Flats.
_________________________________
Did we lose anyone back there?
_________________________________
BERNARD: Miss Bianca, from now on,
BERNARD: Miss Bianca, from now on,
can't we just take the train?
_________________________________
_________________________________
(DANTE BARKS)
_________________________________
(DANTE CONTINUES BARKING)
(DANTE BARKS)
_________________________________
(DANTE CONTINUES BARKING)
_________________________________
Dante? Dante! Dante, wait up!
_________________________________
You got to stay with me, boy.
You don't know... where...
_________________________________
This isn't a dream, then.
You're all really out there.
_________________________________
-You thought we weren't?
-Well, I don't know.
_________________________________
I thought it might've been one of those
made up things that adults tell kids.
_________________________________
Like vitamins.
made up things that adults tell kids.
_________________________________
Like vitamins.
_________________________________
Miguel, vitamins are a real thing.
_________________________________
Well, now I'm thinking
maybe they could be.
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-Mija, it's not nice to stare at...
_________________________________
Ay! Santa Maria!
_________________________________
(WHOOSHING)
_________________________________
(WHOOSHING)
_________________________________
Are those... Alebrijes! But those are...
_________________________________
OSCAR: Real alebrijes. Spirit creatures.
OSCAR: Real alebrijes. Spirit creatures.
_________________________________
They guide souls on their journey.
_________________________________
Watch your step.
They make caquitas everywhere.
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: Welcome back
to the Land of the Dead.
_________________________________
Please have all offerings
ready for re-entry.
_________________________________
Welcome back.
Anything to declare?
Anything to declare?
_________________________________
Some churros. From my family.
_________________________________
ARRIVALS AGENT:
ARRIVALS AGENT:
How wonderful. Next.
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: If you are
experiencing travel issues,
_________________________________
agents at the Department of Family...
_________________________________
Reunions are available to assist you.
_________________________________
DEPARTURES AGENT:
DEPARTURES AGENT:
Next family, please.
_________________________________
(DINGS)
_________________________________
(DINGS)
_________________________________
Oh! Your photos are
on your son's ofrenda.
_________________________________
Have a great visit.
_________________________________
BOTH: Gracias.
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: And remember
to return before sunrise.
_________________________________
Enjoy your visit.
_________________________________
-Next.
-(DINGS)
-(DINGS)
_________________________________
Your photo's on your dentist's
ofrenda. Enjoy your visit.
ofrenda. Enjoy your visit.
_________________________________
-Gracias.
-Next?
-Next?
_________________________________
Yes! It is I. Frida Kahlo.
_________________________________
Shall we skip the scanner?
_________________________________
I'm on so many ofrendas
it'll just overwhelm your blinky thingy.
_________________________________
(BUZZING)
_________________________________
(BUZZING)
_________________________________
Well, shoot, looks like no one
put up your photo, Frida.
_________________________________
Okay, when I said I was Frida,
just now, that was a lie.
just now, that was a lie.
_________________________________
And I apologize for doing that.
_________________________________
No photo on an ofrenda,
no crossing the bridge.
_________________________________
I'm just gonna zip right over.
You won't even know I'm gone.
_________________________________
-Hey!
-(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
(WOMAN YELPS)
_________________________________
(PANTING)
-(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
(WOMAN YELPS)
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
Almost...there. Just a little further.
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
Upsy daisy...
_________________________________
Fine. Okay. Fine, who cares?
_________________________________
Dumb flower bridge!
_________________________________
Aw. I don't know what I'd do
if no one put up my photo.
_________________________________
-ARRIVALS AGENT: Next?
-Oh! Come, mijo. It's our turn.
_________________________________
Welcome back, amigos.
Anything to declare?
_________________________________
As a matter of fact, yes.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________
Hola.
_________________________________
MALE ANNOUNCER:
Paging Marta Gonzales-Ramos.
_________________________________
Please report to Level Seven.
_________________________________
MIGUEL: Whoa!
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
MIGUEL: Whoa!
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
(SIGHS) I miss my nose.
_________________________________
_________________________________
JAKE: Well, Sparky,
JAKE: Well, Sparky,
you've had this coming for a long time.
_________________________________
And now, you're gonna get it.
_________________________________
Ha!
_________________________________
Wise fly.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
WILBUR: Mugwomp tower,
WILBUR: Mugwomp tower,
_________________________________
this is Albatross 1-3
requesting permission to land. Over?
_________________________________
Albatross? Let's see.
_________________________________
Finch, wren, scrub-bird, lorikeet,
_________________________________
freckled duck, galah,
kookaburra, parrot,
_________________________________
cockatoo, alba... It's a jumbo!
_________________________________
Negative, you'll have to turn back.
_________________________________
-Our runway isn't long enough for you.
-WILBUR: Not long enough?
_________________________________
Look pal,
I can land this thing on a dime!
_________________________________
BERNARD: Wilbur,
BERNARD: Wilbur,
if the runway isn't long enough...
_________________________________
WILBUR: You can't let radar jockeys
WILBUR: You can't let radar jockeys
push you around. Leave it to me.
_________________________________
I say again, mate,
our runway is too short.
_________________________________
And I say again, mate, I'm coming in!
_________________________________
Crazy Yank. Quick, Sparky,
we gotta extend the runway.
_________________________________
Here we go!
_________________________________
We'll never make it!
_________________________________
Hot!
_________________________________
Passengers, please remain seated
_________________________________
until the aircraft comes
to a full and complete stop.
_________________________________
Thank you.
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
Quick, Sparky,
we need to make a drag line!
_________________________________
Don't try and tell me
the runway's too short.
_________________________________
Hold this for me, will you, pal?
_________________________________
Bloke ought to have his wings clipped.
_________________________________
Captain thanks you
for flying Albatross Airlines...
_________________________________
Crazy Yanks.
_________________________________
They think they can do any fool thing
without regard for...
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
Welcome to Australia, ma'am.
_________________________________
Name's Jake. If there's any way
I can make your stay pleasant,
_________________________________
don't hesitate to ask.
_________________________________
-Oh, how kind.
-Allow me to get that bag for you.
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT)
I've got a lot of luggage here.
_________________________________
Let me give you a hand with those.
_________________________________
Part of the friendly service
at Albatross...
_________________________________
-(BACK CRACKS)
-Ow! Big time hurt!
_________________________________
Back! It's out!
_________________________________
-Are you all right?
-Don't worry, I'll handle this.
_________________________________
Sparky, watch the tower.
We gotta get this bird to the hospital.
_________________________________
Can't go down, can't go up.
Take the bags!
_________________________________
MICE: Heave! Ho!
WILBUR: What are you doing?
MICE: Heave! Ho!
WILBUR: What are you doing?
_________________________________
What's going on? Wait!
_________________________________
-Wait a minute. Just stop everything.
-BIANCA: Wilbur, don't worry.
_________________________________
We'll come back the moment
we find the boy.
_________________________________
Wait! Wait a minute!
Don't leave me here, please!
_________________________________
I'm feeling much better now.
I'm even ready to hit the beaches.
_________________________________
I'm even ready to mambo. (HUMMING)
_________________________________
-(BACK CRACKS)
-Ow!
_________________________________
Doctor, will he be all right?
_________________________________
Now, my dear. Keep a stiff upper lip.
_________________________________
They all come in with a whimper,
and leave with a grin.
_________________________________
Off with you now. Leave everything
to me. Shoo, shoo. Off you go.
_________________________________
Hop to it, ladies.
We've got a bent bird on our hands.
_________________________________
-Move, bustle, bustle. That's it.
-Will it hurt, Doc?
_________________________________
Dear boy, you won't feel a thing.
_________________________________
-Launch the back brace!
-WILBUR: Hey, wait!
_________________________________
(SCREAMS) I've been skewered!
_________________________________
I've already missed tea, Mr. Albatross.
_________________________________
Now don't force me to take
drastic measures. You must relax.
_________________________________
Relax? I have never been
more relaxed in my life!
_________________________________
If I were any more relaxed, I'd be dead!
_________________________________
I'm not convinced.
_________________________________
60 milligrams!
_________________________________
60 milligrams.
_________________________________
WILBUR: Hey! What?
WILBUR: Hey! What?
_________________________________
Are you guys crazy?
You can't do that to me!
_________________________________
I'm an American citizen, buddy!
_________________________________
-Better double it!
-Double?
_________________________________
-Double, coming up!
-WILBUR: No!
_________________________________
Prepare the albatross for medication.
Prepare the albatross for medication.
_________________________________
I'm dreaming!
Come on, Wilbur. Wake up, boy!
_________________________________
-DOCTOR: Three degrees right.
-Come on!
_________________________________
-Three degrees right.
-Down two degrees.
_________________________________
Don't go down two!
_________________________________
-Down two degrees.
-Ready!
_________________________________
No, I'm not ready! No, please!
_________________________________
Aim!
_________________________________
Please don't do this to me.
_________________________________
DOCTOR: Fire!
DOCTOR: Fire!
_________________________________
-(GUNSHOT)
-WILBUR: Ow!
_________________________________
Oh! Oh! (MOANING)
_________________________________
Now we just gotta
figure out how to get there.
_________________________________
So are you and your husband here
on a little outback excursion?
_________________________________
No, we're not married.
_________________________________
In fact, we're here
on a top secret mission.
_________________________________
Very hush-hush.
_________________________________
Gonna rescue that kid
McLeach nabbed?
_________________________________
Why, that's right! How did you know?
_________________________________
You'll find it's tough
to keep secrets in the outback, miss.
_________________________________
So which way you taking?
_________________________________
Suicide Trail through Nightmare
Canyon, or shortcut at Satan's Ridge?
_________________________________
-"Suicide Trail"?
-Good choice.
_________________________________
More snakes, less quicksand.
_________________________________
Then once you cross Bloodworm Creek,
you're scot-free, that is until...
_________________________________
Dead Dingo Pass.
_________________________________
Wait a minute, I don't see
any of that stuff on the map.
_________________________________
A map's no good in the outback!
_________________________________
What you really need is someone
who knows the territory.
_________________________________
Mr. Jake, will you guide us?
_________________________________
At your service!
_________________________________
Better take my arm, miss.
It's gonna be a treacherous hike.
_________________________________
I remember the time it was just me
and 400 of these big, giant...
_________________________________
Doesn't even know how to fold a map.
_________________________________
_________________________________
_________________________________
Holy cow!
_________________________________
Look at all this stuff.
_________________________________
VANELLOPE: Whoa.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Look at all this stuff.
_________________________________
VANELLOPE: Whoa.
_________________________________
This is the most beautiful
miracle I've ever seen.
miracle I've ever seen.
_________________________________
But it's so big.
_________________________________
It goes on forever and ever.
_________________________________
_________________________________
It goes on forever and ever.
_________________________________
(GLITCHING) How are we
possibly gonna find
_________________________________
possibly gonna find
_________________________________
ebay out there?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hey, kid. Kid, don't worry.
_________________________________
I'm sure
there's someone out here
_________________________________
_________________________________
I'm sure
there's someone out here
_________________________________
who could give us directions.
Oh!
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
Look at that little egg guy.
_________________________________
_________________________________
He's got on one of those hats
that smart people wear.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I bet he could help us.
Come on.
_________________________________
Come on.
_________________________________
Welcome back
to the search bar, madam.
_________________________________
to the search bar, madam.
_________________________________
I hope you are able to find
_________________________________
a satisfactory
breakfast burrito...
_________________________________
_________________________________
a satisfactory
breakfast burrito...
_________________________________
based upon the search results
I provided this morning.
_________________________________
_________________________________
What can KnowsMore
help you find now?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Where can I find ballet...?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Ballet shoes? Ballet classes?
Ballet folklorico?
_________________________________
_________________________________
BALLET MOM: ...tights?
_________________________________
Girls' size small.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Girls' size small.
_________________________________
Oh, little Madeline's
trying ballet now, is she?
_________________________________
_________________________________
I hope this lasts longer
than the soccer phase.
than the soccer phase.
_________________________________
(CHIMES)
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
(CHIMES)
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
I found 23 million results
_________________________________
_________________________________
for ballet tights,
girls' size small.
girls' size small.
_________________________________
Isn't that interesting?
_________________________________
Isn't that interesting?
_________________________________
AUTOMATED VOICE: Redirecting
to DesmondsTutus.com.
to DesmondsTutus.com.
_________________________________
They never say thank you.
_________________________________
They never say thank you.
_________________________________
Oh, hello, sir.
_________________________________
Interesting, you don't seem to
have a search history.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Interesting, you don't seem to
have a search history.
_________________________________
Well, let's start one for you.
_________________________________
_________________________________
What can KnowsMore
help you find today?
_________________________________
help you find today?
_________________________________
-Um...
-Umbrella. Umbrage.
_________________________________
-Umami. Uma Thurman.
_________________________________
-Umami. Uma Thurman.
-No.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Noah's Ark. No Doubt.
Nordstrom Rack.
_________________________________
Nordstrom Rack.
_________________________________
(GROWLS) Err.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Ergonomics. Urban Outfitters.
Urkel, played by Jaleel White.
_________________________________
Looks like no one put
Humpty Dumpty together again.
_________________________________
Looks like no one put
Humpty Dumpty together again.
_________________________________
This guy's
a little soft-boiled.
_________________________________
a little soft-boiled.
_________________________________
I'm pretty sure
he's just trying to
_________________________________
guess what you're gonna say.
_________________________________
he's just trying to
_________________________________
guess what you're gonna say.
_________________________________
Yes. I'm sorry,
_________________________________
but my autofill
is a touch aggressive today.
_________________________________
_________________________________
but my autofill
is a touch aggressive today.
_________________________________
Let me try. (CLEARS THROAT)
ebay Sugar Rush
ebay Sugar Rush
_________________________________
-steering wheel.
-(CHIMES)
_________________________________
-steering wheel.
-(CHIMES)
_________________________________
Oh.
_________________________________
I only found one result
for your query.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I only found one result
for your query.
_________________________________
Hmm. Isn't that interesting?
_________________________________
_________________________________
What? How did you...?
_________________________________
Ah, the Internet's
very intuitive.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Ah, the Internet's
very intuitive.
_________________________________
Thank you, Mr. KnowsMore.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Well, you're welcome.
_________________________________
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Redirecting to ebay.
_________________________________
(RALPH GROANING)
_________________________________
KNOWSMORE: I like her.
What a delightful girl.
_________________________________
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Redirecting to ebay.
_________________________________
(RALPH GROANING)
_________________________________
KNOWSMORE: I like her.
What a delightful girl.
_________________________________
AUTOMATED VOICE: Slow traffic
will be fined for speeds
_________________________________
less than three megabytes
per second.
_________________________________
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
_________________________________
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
_________________________________
AUTOMATED VOICE: Slow traffic
will be fined for speeds
_________________________________
less than three megabytes
per second.
_________________________________
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
_________________________________
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
_________________________________
Wow, I guess
we know where to go
_________________________________
if we ever need
a pair of goggles.
_________________________________
we know where to go
_________________________________
if we ever need
a pair of goggles.
_________________________________
There's a whole building
full of them.
_________________________________
full of them.
_________________________________
Oh! There it is! ebay!
_________________________________
(YELPS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(YELPS)
_________________________________
Ralph,
we're really gonna do it.
_________________________________
we're really gonna do it.
_________________________________
We're actually gonna
save my game.
_________________________________
save my game.
_________________________________
Told you not to worry.
_________________________________
We just gotta keep our eyes on
the prize and stay focused.
_________________________________
_________________________________
We just gotta keep our eyes on
the prize and stay focused.
_________________________________
Get rid of belly fat
using this one weird trick.
_________________________________
using this one weird trick.
_________________________________
Ooh! I love weird tricks.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Sassy housewives
want to meet you.
want to meet you.
_________________________________
They do?
_________________________________
They do?
_________________________________
Congratulations,
you're a winner!
_________________________________
you're a winner!
_________________________________
Really?
_________________________________
_________________________________
These ten child stars
went to prison.
_________________________________
went to prison.
_________________________________
Number six will amaze you.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Ooh. That sounds interesting.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Wanna get rich
playing video games?
_________________________________
playing video games?
_________________________________
Click here to find out how.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Ralph, come on!
_________________________________
_________________________________
But there's a lot of
cool stuff here.
_________________________________
cool stuff here.
_________________________________
I'll be right here if you
change your mind, brother.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Ooh, how about you, lady?
_________________________________
_________________________________
You wanna get rich
playing video games?
_________________________________playing video games?
_________________________________
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
_________________________________
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
_________________________________
Come on, help us out, amigo.
_________________________________
We got to get to
a dozen ofrendas tonight.
a dozen ofrendas tonight.
_________________________________
We are not visiting your ex-wife's family
for Día de Muertos!
_________________________________
I demand to speak
to the person in charge!
to the person in charge!
_________________________________
I'm sorry, señora,
it says here no one put up your photo.
it says here no one put up your photo.
_________________________________
My family always put my photo
on the ofrenda.
on the ofrenda.
_________________________________
That devil box tells you nothing but lies!
_________________________________
-Mamá Imelda? (GASPS)
-Oh, mi familia!
_________________________________
They wouldn't let me cross the bridge.
_________________________________
Tell this woman and her devil box
_________________________________
that my photo is in the ofrenda.
_________________________________
(STAMMERS) Well, we never
made it to the ofrenda.
_________________________________
-What?
-We ran into... (STAMMERS)
_________________________________
-(GASPS) Miguel?
-Mamá Imelda.
_________________________________
What is going on?
_________________________________
You the Rivera family?
_________________________________
(COMPUTER EXPLODES)
_________________________________
(COMPUTER EXPLODES)
_________________________________
Well, you're cursed.
_________________________________
-(ALL GASP)
-What?
-What?
_________________________________
Día de los Muertos is
the night to give to the dead.
_________________________________
You stole from the dead!
_________________________________
But I wasn't stealing the guitar.
_________________________________
Guitar?
_________________________________
It was my great-great-grandfather's.
_________________________________
He would have wanted me to have it.
_________________________________
Ah, ah, ah. We do not speak
of that musician.
_________________________________
He is dead to this family.
_________________________________
MIGUEL: Uh, you're all dead.
MIGUEL: Uh, you're all dead.
_________________________________
(SNEEZES)
_________________________________
I am sorry. Whose alebrije is that?
_________________________________
That's just Dante.
_________________________________
He sure doesn't look like an alebrije.
_________________________________
He just looks like a plain old dog.
_________________________________
Or a sausage someone dropped
in a barbershop.
in a barbershop.
_________________________________
Whatever he is,
I am (SNEEZES) terribly allergic.
I am (SNEEZES) terribly allergic.
_________________________________
But Dante doesn't have any hair.
_________________________________
And I don't have a nose,
and yet, here we are.
_________________________________
(SNEEZES)
_________________________________
But none of this explains
why I couldn't cross over.
_________________________________
Oh! (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
You took my photo off the ofrenda?
_________________________________
-It was an accident.
-How do we send him back?
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Well,
since it's a family matter...
since it's a family matter...
_________________________________
the way to undo a family curse
_________________________________
-is to get your family's blessing.
_________________________________
-is to get your family's blessing.
-That's it?
_________________________________
Get your family's blessing
_________________________________
and everything should go
back to normal.
back to normal.
_________________________________
But you got to do it by sunrise.
_________________________________
(STAMMERS)
What happens at sunrise?
What happens at sunrise?
_________________________________
Híjole! Your hand!
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
Whoa, Miguel,
can't have you fainting on us.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) But not to worry.
Your family's here.
_________________________________
You can get your blessing right now.
_________________________________
Cempasúchil, cempasúchil.
Aha! Perdón, señora.
_________________________________
Oh. (GIGGLES)
_________________________________
Now, you look at the living
and say his name.
_________________________________
Miguel.
_________________________________
Nailed it. Now say,
"I give you my blessing."
_________________________________
I give you my blessing.
_________________________________
I give you my blessing to go home...
_________________________________
to put my photo back on the ofrenda,
_________________________________
and to never play music again.
_________________________________
What? She can't do that!
_________________________________
Well, technically, she can add
any condition she wants.
_________________________________
(SIGHS) Fine.
_________________________________
CLERK: Then you hand
CLERK: Then you hand
the petal to Miguel.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(LAUGHS IN RELIEF)
_________________________________
(LAUGHS IN RELIEF)
_________________________________
No skeletons!
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
Mariachi Plaza, here I come.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Two seconds and you already
break your promise.
_________________________________
Two seconds and you already
break your promise.
_________________________________
This isn't fair. It's my life.
You already had yours.
_________________________________
Papá Julio, I ask for your blessing.
_________________________________
-(WHIMPERS)
-Tía Rosita? Oscar?
-Tía Rosita? Oscar?
_________________________________
-(ALL WHIMPERING)
-Felipe? Tía Victoria?
-Felipe? Tía Victoria?
_________________________________
Don't make this hard, mijo.
You go home my way or no way.
_________________________________
You really hate music that much?
_________________________________
I will not let you go down
the same path he did.
_________________________________
The same path he did. He's family.
_________________________________
Listen to your Mamá Imelda.
_________________________________
She's just looking out for you.
_________________________________
Be reasonable.
_________________________________
Con permiso,
I need to visit the restroom.
_________________________________
Be right back.
_________________________________
Uh, should we tell him
there are no restrooms
_________________________________
_________________________________
in the Land of the Dead?
_________________________________
_________________________________
_________________________________
(AUCTIONEER CHATTERING)
_________________________________
(AUCTIONEER CHATTERING)
_________________________________
Ladies and gentlemen,
the next item up...
the next item up...
_________________________________
a black velvet painting
of a sorrowful kitten.
_________________________________
Bidding starts at 49.99.
_________________________________
850 for the beaver,
_________________________________
of a sorrowful kitten.
_________________________________
Bidding starts at 49.99.
_________________________________
850 for the beaver,
_________________________________
the beautifully
taxidermied beaver...
taxidermied beaver...
_________________________________
...a gently used
artificial hip...
_________________________________
and the bidding's open at $10.
Do I hear 20?
_________________________________
AUCTIONEER: Do I hear 350?
Who'll give me 350?
_________________________________
50, 50, 50 now.
_________________________________
-who'll give me 350?
-MALE BIDDER: 400!
_________________________________
artificial hip...
_________________________________
and the bidding's open at $10.
Do I hear 20?
_________________________________
AUCTIONEER: Do I hear 350?
Who'll give me 350?
_________________________________
50, 50, 50 now.
_________________________________
-who'll give me 350?
-MALE BIDDER: 400!
_________________________________
Going once,
going twice and sold!
_________________________________
-(BELL DINGS)
going twice and sold!
_________________________________
-(BELL DINGS)
-The tortilla chip shaped like
_________________________________
_________________________________
international superstar
Beyoncé Knowles...
_________________________________
goes for 400.
_________________________________
Beyoncé Knowles...
_________________________________
goes for 400.
_________________________________
Yay! So happy.
_________________________________
Are you understanding
how this game works?
Are you understanding
how this game works?
_________________________________
I think all you have to do is
yell out the biggest number...
_________________________________
and then you win this stuff.
_________________________________
yell out the biggest number...
_________________________________
and then you win this stuff.
_________________________________
(SCOFFS) And I thought
Q*bert's game was weird.
_________________________________
Q*bert's game was weird.
_________________________________
Hey, kid, hop up here...
_________________________________
and see if you can tell
_________________________________
where they keep
their steering wheels.
_________________________________
_________________________________
and see if you can tell
_________________________________
where they keep
their steering wheels.
_________________________________
Uh, there's a bunch of sports
memberabilia.
_________________________________
memberabilia.
_________________________________
And big baby clothes
called "lingerie."
called "lingerie."
_________________________________
-RALPH: Huh.
-Go to the right, move right.
_________________________________
-Go to the right, move right.
_________________________________
Oh. There's a row with a bunch
of old video game junk!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh, there it is! There it is!
I see it!
_________________________________
I see it!
_________________________________
Oh, someone else
is trying to win it.
_________________________________
is trying to win it.
_________________________________
Come on. Hurry, let's go!
_________________________________
_________________________________
We got 275.
_________________________________
And with 30 seconds left
in the auction, we have 275.
_________________________________
RALPH: Move! Move! Hey!
_________________________________
-That's ours! Out of the way!
-Do I hear a three?
_________________________________
_________________________________
And with 30 seconds left
in the auction, we have 275.
_________________________________
RALPH: Move! Move! Hey!
_________________________________
-That's ours! Out of the way!
-Do I hear a three?
_________________________________
-I'll give you three!
- I got three!
_________________________________
Can I get a 305? 305?
Can I give a 3-5?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Can I get a 305? 305?
Can I give a 3-5?
_________________________________
-305.
-305, can I get a 310?
_________________________________
-Can you bid 310?
-305, can I get a 310?
_________________________________
-Can you bid 310?
-310.
_________________________________
-315.
_________________________________
-315.
-320.
_________________________________
325.
_________________________________
_________________________________
325.
_________________________________
Oh, man, this guy is good!
_________________________________
_________________________________
He keeps coming up with
numbers like it's nothing.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I hear three-and-a-quarter.
Do I hear 350?
_________________________________
Do I hear 350?
_________________________________
-350? 350?
-Watch this.
_________________________________
_________________________________
1,000!
_________________________________
_________________________________
1,000!
Now we have a bid of 1,000!
_________________________________
Now we have a bid of 1,000!
_________________________________
Way to go, kid!
That is a huge number.
That is a huge number.
_________________________________
-Thank you.
-Check this out.
_________________________________
15,000!
_________________________________
_________________________________
15,000!
_________________________________
15,000! Do I hear 15-5?
_________________________________
(STAMMERS)
_________________________________
15-fiver!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(STAMMERS)
_________________________________
15-fiver!
_________________________________
-16!
-17!
_________________________________
_________________________________
-18!
-20!
_________________________________
_________________________________
-23!
-25!
_________________________________
_________________________________
-27!
-27 and one!
_________________________________
_________________________________
And sold! For 27,001...
_________________________________
to the barefoot hobo
in the broken overalls.
_________________________________
_________________________________
to the barefoot hobo
in the broken overalls.
_________________________________
Hey, that's me!
_________________________________
_________________________________
-We won!
-We won!
_________________________________
-We won!
_________________________________
Congratulations.
Here's your voucher
_________________________________
Here's your voucher
_________________________________
for auction item 197324579.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Please take it to checkout
for processing.
_________________________________
for processing.
_________________________________
EBAY ELAYNE:
So, we are set to ship
_________________________________
one Sugar Rush
steering wheel...
_________________________________
So, we are set to ship
_________________________________
one Sugar Rush
steering wheel...
_________________________________
-RALPH: Mmm-hmmm.
-...to a Litwak's Family
_________________________________
FunLand in Los Aburridos,
California.
_________________________________
-...to a Litwak's Family
_________________________________
FunLand in Los Aburridos,
California.
_________________________________
Yep.
_________________________________
_________________________________
With expedited shipping,
_________________________________
that should arrive
Wednesday morning.
_________________________________
_________________________________
that should arrive
Wednesday morning.
_________________________________
That's two whole days before
Litwak scraps your game.
_________________________________
_________________________________
We're way ahead of schedule.
_________________________________
_________________________________
We rule!
_________________________________
_________________________________
I'll just need
a credit card number.
_________________________________
a credit card number.
_________________________________
Sorry, what's a
credit card number?
_________________________________
credit card number?
_________________________________
A credit card number.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Number. Right.
Uh, seven.
Uh, seven.
_________________________________
Excuse me?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Sorry, no. You're right,
ridiculous. I meant 11.
ridiculous. I meant 11.
_________________________________
Those aren't
credit card numbers.
_________________________________
credit card numbers.
_________________________________
I'm pretty sure they are.
_________________________________
_________________________________
How exactly do you intend
to pay for this item, sir?
_________________________________
_________________________________
You owe $27,001.
_________________________________
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Dollars? Dollars like money?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Yes, and if you don't
have a credit card...
_________________________________
have a credit card...
_________________________________
we also accept PayPal,
Venmo,
_________________________________
Venmo,
_________________________________
ProPay, SquareCash
and BuzzzyBucks.
_________________________________
-Uh...
-(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
and BuzzzyBucks.
_________________________________
-Uh...
-(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
You're gonna laugh. Okay.
_________________________________
_________________________________
So this big galoot,
he left his wallet at home.
_________________________________
he left his wallet at home.
_________________________________
Yeah, yeah, I did leave
my wallet at home,
_________________________________
in my wallet room.
And the door's locked.
_________________________________
Uh-huh.
_________________________________
Look. If you don't pay
within 24 hours...
_________________________________
you will be in violation
of the unpaid item policy...
_________________________________
my wallet at home,
_________________________________
in my wallet room.
And the door's locked.
_________________________________
Uh-huh.
_________________________________
Look. If you don't pay
within 24 hours...
_________________________________
you will be in violation
of the unpaid item policy...
_________________________________
you will forfeit the bid,
and you will lose this item.
_________________________________
and you will lose this item.
_________________________________
Next!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hey, buddy, you going to eboy?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Well, I got some free advice
for you. Don't.
_________________________________
What a scam!
_________________________________
for you. Don't.
_________________________________
What a scam!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING) We were so close,
and we would have gotten...
_________________________________
Look, their signs
aren't even real!
_________________________________
(SHOUTS)
_________________________________
and we would have gotten...
_________________________________
Look, their signs
aren't even real!
_________________________________
(SHOUTS)
_________________________________
What the heck? Dang Internet.
_________________________________
(CHIMING)
_________________________________
(SHOUTING)
_________________________________
Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(CHIMING)
_________________________________
(SHOUTING)
_________________________________
Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man.
_________________________________
Hey, kid. What's going on?
What's wrong?
_________________________________
What's wrong?
_________________________________
If I don't have
the steering wheel,
_________________________________
I don't have the game,
I'm gameless.
_________________________________
the steering wheel,
_________________________________
I don't have the game,
I'm gameless.
_________________________________
There's only one steering
wheel on the whole Internet...
_________________________________
and we blew our chance
to get it. We blew it!
wheel on the whole Internet...
_________________________________
and we blew our chance
to get it. We blew it!
_________________________________
Hey, hey, hey, calm down.
_________________________________
_________________________________
We came here
to save your game,
_________________________________
to save your game,
_________________________________
and that's what
we're gonna do.
_________________________________
Right.
_________________________________
we're gonna do.
_________________________________
Right.
_________________________________
-Okay?
-Okay, yeah.
_________________________________
(EXHALES)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(EXHALES)
_________________________________
There you go.
_________________________________
Now look, all we gotta do...
_________________________________
_________________________________
Now look, all we gotta do...
_________________________________
is figure out a way
to earn a little bit of moola.
_________________________________
to earn a little bit of moola.
_________________________________
We're video game characters,
Ralph! We don't have moola.
_________________________________
Ralph! We don't have moola.
_________________________________
Unless you can think
of some magical way
of some magical way
_________________________________
to get rich
playing video games.
_________________________________
(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________to get rich
playing video games.
_________________________________
(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Vámonos.
_________________________________
PATROLWOMAN: We got a family
looking for a living boy.
_________________________________
If I want to be a musician,
I need a musician's blessing.
_________________________________
We got to find my great-great-grandpa.
_________________________________
-Hold it, muchaco.
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
(SHOUTS)
_________________________________
(SHOUTS)
_________________________________
I found that living boy!
_________________________________
Oh, whoa, excuse me. Excuse me, folks.
_________________________________
Excuse me.
_________________________________
Oh.
Oh.
_________________________________
No, no. Dante!
_________________________________
Disturbing the peace. Fleeing an officer.
_________________________________
Falsifying a unibrow.
_________________________________
-That's illegal?
-Very illegal.
_________________________________
You need to clean up your act, amigo.
_________________________________
Amigo? Oh, that's so nice
to hear you say that
_________________________________
because I have just had a...
_________________________________
really hard Día de Muertos
_________________________________
because I have just had a...
_________________________________
really hard Día de Muertos
and I could really use
_________________________________
_________________________________
-an amigo right now.
-(SIGHS)
-(SIGHS)
_________________________________
And amigos, they help their amigos.
_________________________________
You get me across that bridge tonight,
and I'll make it worth your while.
_________________________________
Oh! You like de la Cruz?
He and I go way back.
_________________________________
I can get you front row seats
to his Sunrise Spectacular show.
_________________________________
I'll get you backstage.
You can meet him.
_________________________________
You just got to let me cross that bridge!
_________________________________
I should lock you up
for the rest of the holiday.
_________________________________
But my shift's almost up
and I want to visit my living family.
and I want to visit my living family.
_________________________________
So I'm letting you off with a warning.
_________________________________
Can I at least get my costume back?
_________________________________
Uh... No.
_________________________________
(GROANS) Some amigo.
_________________________________
Hey! Hey! You really know de la Cruz?
_________________________________
Who wants to... Ahh! Ay! You're alive!
_________________________________
Shh! Yeah, I'm alive.
_________________________________
And if I want to get back to
the Land of the Living...
_________________________________
I need de la Cruz's blessing.
_________________________________
That's weirdly specific.
_________________________________
He's my great-great-grandfather.
_________________________________
(STAMMERING) He's your Gr... What?
_________________________________
Ugh.
_________________________________
Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait. (GASPS)
_________________________________
Wait. No, wait, wait, wait.
_________________________________
Wait! Yes! You're going back
_________________________________
Wait! Yes! You're going back
to the Land of the Living!
_________________________________
You know what?
Maybe this isn't such a good...
Maybe this isn't such a good...
_________________________________
No, no, niño! Niño, niño,
I can help you. You can help me.
_________________________________
I can help you. You can help me.
_________________________________
We can help each other.
_________________________________
But most importantly, you can help me.
_________________________________
-Miguel!
-I'm Héctor.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-That's nice.
-(YELPS)
-(YELPS)
_________________________________
Espérame, chamaco!
_________________________________
(ALL GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Ay, he is going to get himself killed!
_________________________________
Ay, he is going to get himself killed!
_________________________________
I need my spirit guide...
Pepita. (WHISTLES)
_________________________________
(SCREECHING)
_________________________________
(SCREECHING)
_________________________________
Who has that petal Miguel touched?
_________________________________
-(GROWLING)
-Here. Nice alebrije.
-Here. Nice alebrije.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(SNIFFING)
_________________________________
(SNARLING)
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(SNIFFING)
_________________________________
(SNARLING)
_________________________________
Yeah, I got your Mr. Mop.
_________________________________
Watch it, twerp.
_________________________________
(MURMURING)
_________________________________
What are you looking at, weirdo?
_________________________________
Yeah, weirdo.
_________________________________
(HISSING)
_________________________________
Cabin boys should learn
to mind their own business.
_________________________________
Why? You got something to hide,
bright eyes?
_________________________________
Maybe your ears don't work so well.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS) Yeah. Ahem.
_________________________________
Too bad my nose works just fine.
_________________________________
Why, you impudent little...
_________________________________
(CREW SHOUTING)
_________________________________
-Go ahead! Slice him! Dice him!
-(FARTING NOISE)
_________________________________
Any last words, cabin boy?
_________________________________
Mr. Scroop,
_________________________________
you ever see what happens
to a fresh purp
_________________________________
when you squeeze real hard?
_________________________________
ARROW: What's all this, then?
_________________________________
You know the rules.
_________________________________
There'll be no brawling on this ship.
_________________________________
Aye-aye, sir.
_________________________________
Any further offenders
will be confined to the brig
_________________________________
for the remainder of the voyage.
_________________________________
Am I clear, Mr. Scroop?
_________________________________
Transparently.
_________________________________
SILVER: Well done, Mr. Arrow, sir!
_________________________________
A tight ship's a happy ship, sir.
_________________________________
Jimbo, I gave you a job.
_________________________________
Hey, I was doing it until that bug thing...
_________________________________
Belay that! Now, I want
this deck swabbed spotless,
_________________________________
and heaven help you
if I come back and it's not done.
_________________________________
Morph? Keep an eye on this pup,
_________________________________
and let me know if there be
any more distractions.
_________________________________
Okay. Aye-aye.
_________________________________
(CHATTERING)
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
(CREW GRUMBLING)
_________________________________
So, we're all here, then.
_________________________________
-Excuse me.
-Fine.
_________________________________
Now, if you pardon
my plain speaking, gentlemen,
_________________________________
are you all
_________________________________
-stark-raving, totally blinking daft?
-(CHATTERS)
_________________________________
After all me finagling getting us hired
_________________________________
as an upstanding crew,
_________________________________
you want to blow the whole mutiny
before its time?
_________________________________
The boy was sniffing about.
_________________________________
You just stick to the plan,
you bug-brained twit.
_________________________________
As for the boy, I'll run him so ragged,
_________________________________
he won't have time to think.
_________________________________
_________________________________
HELEN: What are we gonna do?
_________________________________
HELEN: What are we gonna do?
_________________________________
BOB: I don't know.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Maybe Dicker
will find something?
_________________________________
will find something?
_________________________________
Dicker is gone, Bob.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Any thought we had about being
Supers again is fantasy.
Supers again is fantasy.
_________________________________
One of us has gotta get a job.
_________________________________
_________________________________
One of us?
_________________________________
_________________________________
You did a long stint
at Insuricare.
_________________________________
at Insuricare.
_________________________________
Hated every minute of it.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I know it was hard on you.
_________________________________
Maybe it's my turn
in the private sector
_________________________________
and you take care
of the kids...
Maybe it's my turn
in the private sector
_________________________________
and you take care
of the kids...
_________________________________
No, I'm doing this.
I need to do this.
I need to do this.
_________________________________
You know
where my suit and ties are?
_________________________________
where my suit and ties are?
_________________________________
Burned up when...
_________________________________
_________________________________
BOTH:
The jet destroyed our house.
The jet destroyed our house.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
_________________________________
_________________________________
We can't count
on anyone else now, Bob.
_________________________________
It's just us.
on anyone else now, Bob.
_________________________________
It's just us.
_________________________________
-We can't wait for...
-(DOOR BANGS)
_________________________________
-(DOOR BANGS)
_________________________________
LUCIUS: No lifeguard on duty!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Swim at your own risk.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh, where'd you go today?
_________________________________
_________________________________
I noticed
you missed all the fun.
_________________________________
you missed all the fun.
_________________________________
LUCIUS: Don't be mad because
I know when to leave a party.
I know when to leave a party.
_________________________________
I'm just as illegal
as you guys.
_________________________________
Besides, I knew the cops
would let you go.
as you guys.
_________________________________
Besides, I knew the cops
would let you go.
_________________________________
Yeah, in spite
of Bob's best efforts.
_________________________________
of Bob's best efforts.
_________________________________
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I heard the program shut down.
_________________________________
How much longer
are you in this motel?
_________________________________
How much longer
are you in this motel?
_________________________________
Two weeks.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Now, you know
the offer still stands.
_________________________________
the offer still stands.
_________________________________
You're very generous,
but there are five of us.
_________________________________
but there are five of us.
_________________________________
We wouldn't do that
to you and Honey.
_________________________________
to you and Honey.
_________________________________
Well, door's always open.
_________________________________
_________________________________
You know,
the news isn't all bad.
_________________________________
the news isn't all bad.
_________________________________
While you guys
were being detained...
_________________________________
were being detained...
_________________________________
I was approached by a dude
who represents this tycoon.
_________________________________
_________________________________
BOB: Winston Deavor.
LUCIUS: Wants to talk...
_________________________________
with me, with you two,
about hero stuff.
_________________________________
with me, with you two,
about hero stuff.
_________________________________
LUCIUS: I checked him out.
_________________________________
He's legit.
_________________________________
_________________________________
He's legit.
_________________________________
Trained under Dicker.
He wants to meet.
He wants to meet.
_________________________________
Ah, jeez!
More superhero trouble.
_________________________________
More superhero trouble.
_________________________________
We just came from the
police station, Lucius.
police station, Lucius.
_________________________________
When?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Tonight. I'm going there now.
_________________________________
_________________________________
You enjoy,
I'm sitting this one out.
_________________________________
I'm sitting this one out.
_________________________________
He wants all three of us.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Honey, let's just at least
hear what he has to say.
_________________________________
hear what he has to say.
_________________________________
You got the address,
I'll meet you guys there.
I'll meet you guys there.
_________________________________
Go in our Supersuits?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Yeah.
_________________________________
Might wanna wear
the old Supersuits.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Might wanna wear
the old Supersuits.
_________________________________
Got a feeling he's nostalgic.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Where are you going?
_________________________________
_________________________________
The fresh air
is especially good tonight.
is especially good tonight.
_________________________________
If Jack-Jack wakes up...
_________________________________
If Jack-Jack wakes up...
_________________________________
I know the drill.
_________________________________
(DOOR CLOSES)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(DOOR CLOSES)
_________________________________
Your security badges.
Please, this way.
Please, this way.
_________________________________
Hey, listen,
you're my biggest fan.
_________________________________
-Good to see you.
-(STAMMERING)
_________________________________
you're my biggest fan.
_________________________________
-Good to see you.
-(STAMMERING)
_________________________________
I'm your biggest fan.
Shoot!
Shoot!
_________________________________
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
_________________________________
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
_________________________________
WINSTON: I love superheroes!
_________________________________
_________________________________
The powers, the costumes...
_________________________________
_________________________________
the mythic struggles.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Winston Deavor.
You can call me Win.
_________________________________
You can call me Win.
_________________________________
Genuine pleasure to meet you.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Frozone!
-It's good to see you.
_________________________________
-It's good to see you.
_________________________________
-Elastigirl.
-Nice to meet you.
_________________________________
-Mr. Incredible!
-Mr. Incredible!
-Hello.
_________________________________
_________________________________
♪ Mr. Incredible, Incredible
_________________________________
BOTH:
♪ Incredible
_________________________________
_________________________________
BOTH:
♪ Incredible
_________________________________
♪ Catching the bad guys
Pow, pow, pow ♪
_________________________________
(BOTH LAUGH)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(BOTH LAUGH)
_________________________________
♪ Who's the cat
Who's always chill
_________________________________
Who's always chill
_________________________________
♪ When survival odds
Are close to nil
_________________________________
Are close to nil
_________________________________
♪ Frozone
Frozone
_________________________________
Frozone
_________________________________
BOTH:
♪ Frozone ♪
♪ Frozone ♪
_________________________________
-Yeah!
-(ALL LAUGH)
_________________________________
-(ALL LAUGH)
_________________________________
Can't tell you what a thrill
this is. And this...
_________________________________
this is. And this...
_________________________________
Oh, hello there, superheroes.
I'm so sorry I'm late.
I'm so sorry I'm late.
_________________________________
...is my tardy sister, Evelyn.
_________________________________
_________________________________
And I'm scolding myself
so you don't have to, Winston!
_________________________________
so you don't have to, Winston!
_________________________________
Spectacular.
_________________________________
_________________________________
My father was so proud
_________________________________
that I was even remotely
connected to you guys.
_________________________________
that I was even remotely
connected to you guys.
_________________________________
He used to call you
the last line of defense.
_________________________________
the last line of defense.
_________________________________
He was your top supporter.
_________________________________
_________________________________
He donated
to superhero causes.
_________________________________
to superhero causes.
_________________________________
He raised money
_________________________________
for the Dynaguy statue
in Avery Park.
_________________________________
for the Dynaguy statue
in Avery Park.
_________________________________
He got to know
many Supers personally.
_________________________________
many Supers personally.
_________________________________
Even installed a phone
_________________________________
with direct lines
to Gazerbeam and Fironic...
_________________________________
with direct lines
to Gazerbeam and Fironic...
_________________________________
in case of emergencies.
_________________________________
in case of emergencies.
_________________________________
He loved that,
showed it off to everyone.
showed it off to everyone.
_________________________________
He was heartbroken
_________________________________
when you were all forced
to go underground.
_________________________________
when you were all forced
to go underground.
_________________________________
Father believed the world
_________________________________
would become more dangerous
without you.
_________________________________
would become more dangerous
without you.
_________________________________
He didn't know
how right he was.
_________________________________
how right he was.
_________________________________
There was a break-in.
_________________________________
(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________
WINSTON:
My father called Gazerbeam.
_________________________________
The direct line.
_________________________________
My father called Gazerbeam.
_________________________________
The direct line.
_________________________________
-(LINE BEEPS)
-No answer.
_________________________________
-No answer.
_________________________________
He called Fironic, no answer.
_________________________________
Superheroes had just been
made illegal...
_________________________________
made illegal...
_________________________________
The robbers discovered him
on the phone...
on the phone...
_________________________________
-and shot him.
-(GUNSHOT)
_________________________________
-and shot him.
-(GUNSHOT)
_________________________________
So...
_________________________________
_________________________________
ELASTIGIRL:
It must've been hard.
_________________________________
It must've been hard.
_________________________________
EVELYN: Especially for Mother.
_________________________________
_________________________________
She died a few months later.
Heartbreak.
Heartbreak.
_________________________________
If superheroes had not been
forced underground...
forced underground...
_________________________________
it never would've happened.
_________________________________
it never would've happened.
_________________________________
Or Dad could've taken Mom
to the safe room
_________________________________
to the safe room
_________________________________
as soon as he knew
there was trouble.
_________________________________
there was trouble.
_________________________________
I disagree strongly!
_________________________________
But we're not going
into it right now.
_________________________________
But we're not going
into it right now.
_________________________________
The point is...
_________________________________
nobody expected us
_________________________________
_________________________________
nobody expected us
_________________________________
to be able to actually run
Dad's company.
Dad's company.
_________________________________
But with Evelyn as designer,
and myself as operator...
_________________________________
_________________________________
uh, we threw ourselves
into building DEVTECH
_________________________________
into what it is today.
into building DEVTECH
_________________________________
into what it is today.
_________________________________
FROZONE: A world-class
telecommunications company.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Bigger than ever.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Perfectly positioned to make
some wrong things right.
some wrong things right.
_________________________________
Hence, this meeting.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Let me ask you something.
_________________________________
_________________________________
What is the main reason
_________________________________
you were all
forced underground?
_________________________________
you were all
forced underground?
_________________________________
-Ignorance.
-Perception.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Take today for example,
with the Underminer.
with the Underminer.
_________________________________
Difficult situation.
_________________________________
You were faced
with a lot of hard decisions.
_________________________________
You were faced
with a lot of hard decisions.
_________________________________
Oh, tell me about it.
_________________________________
_________________________________
WINSTON: I can't.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Because, I didn't see it...
_________________________________
_________________________________
neither did anyone else.
_________________________________
_________________________________
So, when you fight bad guys
like today...
_________________________________
like today...
_________________________________
people don't see the fight
or what led up to it.
or what led up to it.
_________________________________
They see what politicians
tell them to see.
tell them to see.
_________________________________
They see destruction
and they see you.
_________________________________
and they see you.
_________________________________
So, if we wanna change
_________________________________
people's perceptions
about superheroes...
_________________________________
people's perceptions
about superheroes...
_________________________________
we need you
_________________________________
to share your perceptions
with the world.
_________________________________
to share your perceptions
with the world.
_________________________________
-How do we do that?
-EVELYN: With cameras.
_________________________________
_________________________________
We need you to share your
perceptions with the world.
_________________________________
_________________________________
ELASTIGIRL: How do we do that?
_________________________________
_________________________________
EVELYN: We embed tiny cameras,
like those,
_________________________________
like those,
_________________________________
into your Supersuits.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Wow, so small.
_________________________________
_________________________________
And the picture
is outstanding.
_________________________________
is outstanding.
_________________________________
Thanks! Designed 'em myself.
_________________________________
_________________________________
WINSTON: We've got resources,
lobbyists,
_________________________________
worldwide connections...
_________________________________
and very important, insurance.
_________________________________
lobbyists,
_________________________________
worldwide connections...
_________________________________
and very important, insurance.
_________________________________
Insurance is key.
_________________________________
All we need now
are the super-est superheroes.
All we need now
are the super-est superheroes.
_________________________________
It needs you three.
Come on!
_________________________________
Come on!
_________________________________
Help me make all Supers
legal again.
_________________________________
legal again.
_________________________________
This sounds great!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Let's get this going.
What's my first assignment?
What's my first assignment?
_________________________________
That enthusiasm is golden.
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
That enthusiasm is golden.
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
Now hold on to it.
But for our first move...
But for our first move...
_________________________________
Well, Elastigirl
is our best play.
Well, Elastigirl
is our best play.
_________________________________
-Better than me?
-(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________
_________________________________
I mean, she's good.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(STAMMERING)
Really, a credit to her...
_________________________________
Really, a credit to her...
_________________________________
You know. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
You know.
_________________________________
You know.
_________________________________
With great respect...
_________________________________
let's not test the whole
_________________________________
_________________________________
let's not test the whole
_________________________________
"insurance-will-pay-
for-everything" idea...
_________________________________
for-everything" idea...
_________________________________
-on the first go 'round, okay?
-(FROZONE CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
-(FROZONE CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Wait a minute.
You're saying what? I'm messy?
You're saying what? I'm messy?
_________________________________
Well, Evelyn did
a cost-benefit analysis...
_________________________________
comparing all your last
five years of crime-fighting
a cost-benefit analysis...
_________________________________
comparing all your last
five years of crime-fighting
_________________________________
before going underground.
_________________________________
_________________________________
And Elastigirl's numbers
are self-explanatory.
_________________________________
are self-explanatory.
_________________________________
Well, it's not
a fair comparison!
_________________________________
a fair comparison!
_________________________________
Heavyweight problems
need heavyweight solutions.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Of course! We're gonna solve
_________________________________
_________________________________
all kinds
of problems together.
_________________________________
of problems together.
_________________________________
After the perfect launch
with Elastigirl!
_________________________________
with Elastigirl!
_________________________________
So, what do you say?
_________________________________
_________________________________
What do I say? (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
I don't know.
_________________________________
I don't know.
_________________________________
What do you mean,
you don't know?
_________________________________
you don't know?
_________________________________
A few hours ago,
you were saying it was over...
_________________________________
you were saying it was over...
_________________________________
and being a superhero
was a fantasy.
_________________________________
was a fantasy.
_________________________________
Now, you get the offer
of a lifetime
_________________________________
of a lifetime
_________________________________
and you don't know?
_________________________________
_________________________________
It's not that simple, Bob.
I wanna protect the kids!
_________________________________
_________________________________
So do I.
_________________________________
_________________________________
From jail, Bob!
_________________________________
_________________________________
-(SPITS)
-BOB: And how do you do that?
_________________________________
-BOB: And how do you do that?
_________________________________
By turning down the chance
to change the law
to change the law
_________________________________
that forces them to hide
what they are?
that forces them to hide
what they are?
_________________________________
They haven't decided what
they are. They're still kids.
they are. They're still kids.
_________________________________
Kids with powers,
which makes them Supers...
which makes them Supers...
_________________________________
whether they decide
to use those powers or not.
to use those powers or not.
_________________________________
This will benefit them.
_________________________________
_________________________________
It's not a good time
to be away.
to be away.
_________________________________
Dash is having trouble
with homework...
Dash is having trouble
with homework...
_________________________________
Vi is worried
about her first date
_________________________________
with that boy she likes,
Tony...
about her first date
_________________________________
with that boy she likes,
Tony...
_________________________________
and Jack-Jack...
_________________________________
_________________________________
Jack-Jack?
What's wrong with him?
What's wrong with him?
_________________________________
Okay, nothing's wrong
with Jack-Jack.
_________________________________
Okay, nothing's wrong
with Jack-Jack.
_________________________________
But, even a normal baby
needs a lot of attention.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I'm just not sure I can leave.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Of course you can leave.
_________________________________
You've got to. So that I...
_________________________________
You've got to. So that I...
_________________________________
we could be Supers again,
_________________________________
_________________________________
so our kids can have
that choice.
_________________________________
that choice.
_________________________________
(SCOFFS)
So you can have that choice.
_________________________________
So you can have that choice.
_________________________________
All right, yes!
_________________________________
_________________________________
So I can have that choice.
_________________________________
_________________________________
And I would do a great job!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Regardless of what Deavor's
pie charts say or whatever...
_________________________________
_________________________________
But they want you.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(STRAINED)
And you'll do a great...
_________________________________
And you'll do a great...
_________________________________
job...
_________________________________
too.
_________________________________
_________________________________
too.
_________________________________
(INHALES SHARPLY) Well, that
was excruciating to watch.
was excruciating to watch.
_________________________________
-(CHUCKLES)
-I can't lie to you.
_________________________________
It's nice to be wanted.
-I can't lie to you.
_________________________________
It's nice to be wanted.
Flattery, you know, but...
_________________________________
But what's the choice?
_________________________________
But what's the choice?
_________________________________
One, do this right,
_________________________________
get well paid,
we're out of the motel...
One, do this right,
_________________________________
get well paid,
we're out of the motel...
_________________________________
and things get better
for all Supers,
_________________________________
for all Supers,
_________________________________
including our kids.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Or two...
_________________________________
I find a job in two weeks
or we're homeless.
_________________________________
I find a job in two weeks
or we're homeless.
_________________________________
You know it's crazy, right?
_________________________________
_________________________________
To help my family,
I gotta leave it.
_________________________________
I gotta leave it.
_________________________________
To fix the law,
I gotta break it.
_________________________________
I gotta break it.
_________________________________
You'll be great.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I know I will.
_________________________________
_________________________________
But what about you?
We have kids.
_________________________________
We have kids.
_________________________________
I'll watch the kids,
no problem.
no problem.
_________________________________
-Easy.
-Easy.
-Easy, huh?
_________________________________
You're adorable.
_________________________________
_________________________________
You're adorable.
_________________________________
Well, if there is a problem,
_________________________________
I'll drop this thing
and come right back.
_________________________________
I'll drop this thing
and come right back.
_________________________________
You won't need to.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I got it,
you go do this thing.
_________________________________
you go do this thing.
_________________________________
Do it so...
_________________________________
_________________________________
I can do it better. (GRUNTS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(DIM ROARING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Get back! Get back!
Get back, you horrible beast!
_________________________________
_________________________________
I have no fear!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh, my goodness.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(CRYING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(CROWD BOOING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(BAND PLAYS FLOURISH)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh, I'm so sorry, Dim. An owie?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Okay, show Rosie the owie.
All right, Dim. It's okay.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(BUZZING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
I have been in outhouses
that didn't stink that bad.
_________________________________
_________________________________
This is ridiculous.
What a disappointment.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-(GASPS) No!
-You! Come here!
_________________________________
_________________________________
I want my money back!
_________________________________
_________________________________
No refunds after the first two minutes.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Popcorn! Stale popcorn!
_________________________________
_________________________________
We're losing the audience!
You clowns get out there now!
_________________________________
_________________________________
I hate performing
on an empty stomach!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Do your act, Heimlich.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Then you can eat.
-SLIM: P.T., what's the point?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Not now, Slim.
_________________________________
_________________________________
What's the point of going out there?
They'll only laugh at me.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-That's because you're a clown!
-No, it's because I'm a prop!
_________________________________
_________________________________
You always cast me as the broom,
the pole, the stick, a splinter.
_________________________________
_________________________________
You're a walking stick. It's funny!
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Now go!
-You parasite.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(CROWD BOOING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(PLAYING FLOURISH)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Tra la, la, la, la.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Spring is in the air.
_________________________________
_________________________________
And I'm a flower
with nothing interesting to say. A bee!
_________________________________
_________________________________
I am a cute little bumblebee!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Here I come!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SLIM SHOUTING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(PANTING) Slow down, you flowers!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Candy corn! Here. Here.
Let me help you to finish it.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hey, cutie!
Want to pollinate with a real bug?
_________________________________
_________________________________
(LAUGHING RAUCOUSLY)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Come to Papa, yeah!
_________________________________
_________________________________
So, being a ladybug
automatically makes me a girl,
_________________________________
_________________________________
is that it, fly boy?
_________________________________
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
-She's a guy!
-Francis, leave them alone.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-They are poo-poo heads!
-Not again.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Judging by your breath,
_________________________________
_________________________________
you must have been
buzzing around a dung heap all day.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Come on, Francis.
You're making the maggots cry.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(OPERATIC VOCALIZING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
All right, we're dying out there.
Gypsy, quick! You and Manny...
_________________________________
_________________________________
Shh. He's in a trance.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Well, get him out of it!
You and your husband are up now.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Manny, we're on.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh? Yet again it is up to me
to rescue the performance.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Gypsy, come.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(CRASH)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
-The stage is the other way, dear.
-Yes, of course.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Anytime, pal! I'm gonna pick
the hairs out of your head one by one!
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Take your best shot!
-You name the place!
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Oh, yeah?
-Yeah, 'cause when you get there,
_________________________________
_________________________________
-you are dead!
-Francis, let me handle this.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-That's no way to speak to a lady.
-I heard that, you twig.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Ladies and gentlemen, allow me
to present Manto the Magnificent
_________________________________
_________________________________
and his lovely assistant, Gypsy!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GONG SOUNDING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
From the most mysterious regions
of uncharted Asia,
_________________________________
_________________________________
I give you the Chinese Cabinet
_________________________________
_________________________________
of Metamorphosis!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Rosie, whole troupe.
On stage! Finale! Now!
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Okay, I just need a little time to...
-Now!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Coming. Coming. Tuck, Roll,
let's get moving, guys. We're up next.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Don't you understand? We are up!
_________________________________
_________________________________
"Up-a."
_________________________________
_________________________________
-BOTH: Hey!
-Hey! They don't understand me.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I summon the voice of Confucius...
_________________________________
_________________________________
Get off the stage, you old hack!
_________________________________
_________________________________
I demand to know who said that!
_________________________________
_________________________________
How dare you!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(CROWD BOOING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Ingrates!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Manny? Manny!
_________________________________
_________________________________
I only got 24 hours to live,
and I ain't gonna waste it here.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Come on.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(BUZZING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SHRIEKS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
I've just about had it with these losers!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Flaming death!
_________________________________
_________________________________
I hold in my hand the match,
_________________________________
_________________________________
the match that decides whether
two bugs live or die this very evening.
_________________________________
_________________________________
In a moment, I will light
this trail of matches,
_________________________________
_________________________________
leading to a sheet of flypaper
doused in lighter fluid!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Aimed directly at the flypaper
are Tuck and Roll,
_________________________________
_________________________________
the pill-bug cannonballs!
_________________________________
_________________________________
The cannon will be triggered by Dim,
_________________________________
_________________________________
trained to jump
at the sound of this bell,
_________________________________
_________________________________
set to go off in 15 seconds.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Our pill bugs' only hope of survival
_________________________________
_________________________________
is our mistress of the high wire, Rosie!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Secured to a web line of exact length,
_________________________________
_________________________________
Rosie will plummet down
to these two posts,
_________________________________
_________________________________
spinning a web of safety
in less than 15 seconds!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Not good enough, you say?
Well, what if they were all
_________________________________
_________________________________
blindfolded?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Ladies and gentlemen,
may I suggest that those of you
_________________________________
_________________________________
with weak constitutions
leave the arena,
_________________________________
_________________________________
for this act is so dangerous
_________________________________
_________________________________
that if the slightest thing
should go wrong...
_________________________________
_________________________________
-No!
-Go? Okay, through the tunnel...
_________________________________
GYPSY: Whoa!
_________________________________
GYPSY: Whoa!
_________________________________
(TIMER DINGS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Okay, that's done!
-Whoa!
_________________________________
_________________________________
-P.T.!
-Oh, no!
_________________________________
P.T. FLEA: Rosie!
_________________________________
P.T. FLEA: Rosie!
_________________________________
-We need some water!
-Water, water, water, water!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
P.T. FLEA: Get me out of here!
_________________________________
P.T. FLEA: Get me out of here!
_________________________________
Wow!
_________________________________
_________________________________
-It's the web. I'm sorry. It's...
-You're all fired.
_________________________________
SLIM: We got the water!
HEIMLICH: Here we come, P.T.!
_________________________________
SLIM: We got the water!
HEIMLICH: Here we come, P.T.!
_________________________________
(CLAPPING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Whoo! Whoa!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Burn him again!
_________________________________
_________________________________
And here's what you've been
waiting for, fellas.
_________________________________
Your very own Oozma Kappa bedroom.
_________________________________
Oh... Great! We're sharing this room?
_________________________________
We'll let you guys get settled.
_________________________________
Anything you need,
you just give a big holler-oonie!
_________________________________
Okay, thanks, buddy.
Are you kidding me?
_________________________________
Look, they don't need to be good.
I'm going to carry the whole team.
_________________________________
Really? And who's going to carry you?
_________________________________
Hey, if you want to go back
to can design,
_________________________________
you know where the door is.
_________________________________
(FLICKING LIGHT SWITCH)
_________________________________
Great.
_________________________________
Guys?
_________________________________
Anybody home?
_________________________________
(CREAKING)
_________________________________
Um...
_________________________________
(STAMMERS) Hello?
_________________________________
Fellas?
_________________________________
Do you pledge your souls
_________________________________
to the Oozma Kappa brotherhood?
_________________________________
-Ow!
-Do you swear to
_________________________________
-keep secret...
-...all that you learn here?
_________________________________
No matter how horrifying?
_________________________________
Hey!
_________________________________
Will you take the sacred oath
of the... (GASPS)
_________________________________
-For crying out loud.
-Sweetie!
_________________________________
Turn the lights on
while you're down here!
_________________________________
You're going to ruin your eyes!
_________________________________
Mom! We're doing an initiation!
_________________________________
Oh, scary. Well, carry on.
_________________________________
Just pretend I'm not here.
_________________________________
This is my mom's house.
_________________________________
Do you promise to look out
for your brothers...
_________________________________
(DIAL CRANKING)
_________________________________
...no matter what the peril?
_________________________________
(WASHING MACHINE WHIRRING)
_________________________________
Will you defend Oozma Kappa
no matter how dangerous?
_________________________________
No matter how insurmountable
the odds may be?
_________________________________
From evils both great and small?
_________________________________
In the face of unending pain and...
_________________________________
Oh, forget it! You're in.
_________________________________
Look, we know
we're no one's first choice
_________________________________
for a fraternity,
_________________________________
so it means a lot
to have you here with us.
_________________________________
Can't wait to start Scaring
with you, brothers.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
-Time for a celebration!
-Yeah!
_________________________________
Grab the couch cushions, gentlemen,
_________________________________
because we're building a fort!
_________________________________
Mom, can we stay up late tonight?
_________________________________
_________________________________
_________________________________
DONALD: (SCREAMS) Presents!
Oh boy, let me at 'em!
_________________________________
DONALD: Say, what's this?
_________________________________
(FLUTE TRILLING)
_________________________________
DONALD: (SCREAMS) Presents!
Oh boy, let me at 'em!
_________________________________
DONALD: Say, what's this?
_________________________________
(FLUTE TRILLING)
_________________________________
Ah, Pato Donald, Como vai voce!
_________________________________
Como vai essa forca?
Por onde tem andado?
_________________________________
Há quanto temp que nao o
vejo! ?Que há de novo?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Como vai essa forca?
Por onde tem andado?
_________________________________
Há quanto temp que nao o
vejo! ?Que há de novo?
_________________________________
Or, as you Americans say,
"What's cooking?"
"What's cooking?"
_________________________________
Joe Carioca! Well, I'll be doggoned!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Imagine meeting me here? Donald...
_________________________________
-have you ever been to Baía, no?
_________________________________
-have you ever been to Baía, no?
-No, I haven't.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Ah, Baía.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Land of romance, moonlight,
music, beautiful girls.
_________________________________
(SINGS) Ba-da, bup, bup, bup!
_________________________________
Toot-toot-toot
_________________________________
Ba-da, bup, bup, bup, bup
_________________________________
Ba-da, bup, bup, bup.
Ba-da, bup, bup, bup.
_________________________________
Toot-toot-toot
_________________________________
Ba-da, bup, bup, bup.
_________________________________
Uau! Esse aracuan parece
que nunca para quieto.
_________________________________
music, beautiful girls.
_________________________________
(SINGS) Ba-da, bup, bup, bup!
_________________________________
Toot-toot-toot
_________________________________
Ba-da, bup, bup, bup, bup
_________________________________
Ba-da, bup, bup, bup.
Ba-da, bup, bup, bup.
_________________________________
Toot-toot-toot
_________________________________
Ba-da, bup, bup, bup.
_________________________________
Uau! Esse aracuan parece
que nunca para quieto.
_________________________________
Oh, forgive the interruption, Donald.
This crazy bird is the Aracuan.
_________________________________
_________________________________
He's meio maluco, a very stupid fellow.
_________________________________
But tell me, Donald,
have you ever been to Baía?
have you ever been to Baía?
_________________________________
-DONALD: No, I haven't.
-No? Oh, I am so sorry for you.
_________________________________
-DONALD: No, I haven't.
-No? Oh, I am so sorry for you.
_________________________________
Ah, Baía.
_________________________________
_________________________________
It is like a song in my heart.
_________________________________
_________________________________
A song with love
and beautiful memories.
and beautiful memories.
_________________________________
Que saudades que eu tenho.
_________________________________
JOE: Ah, Baía.
_________________________________
Que saudades que eu tenho.
_________________________________
JOE: Ah, Baía.
_________________________________
I close my eyes and I can see it now.
_________________________________
I can see the beautiful twilight in the sky.
I can see the beautiful twilight in the sky.
_________________________________
I can feel the breeze from the bay.
_________________________________
I can feel the breeze from the bay.
_________________________________
And I can hear the music...
_________________________________
_________________________________
the music of Baía.
_________________________________
(MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
JOE: (SINGS) Oh,
_________________________________
Baía-ia-ia
_________________________________
When twilight is deep in the sky
Baía-ia-ia
_________________________________
(MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
JOE: (SINGS) Oh,
_________________________________
Baía-ia-ia
_________________________________
When twilight is deep in the sky
Baía-ia-ia
_________________________________
Someone that I long to see
_________________________________
_________________________________
Keeps haunting my reverie
_________________________________
_________________________________
And so the loneliness
Deep in my heart
_________________________________
_________________________________
Calls to you
Calls to you
_________________________________
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
_________________________________
I live in the memory of
Many dreams ago
_________________________________
_________________________________
When the stars were bright
And you were mine alone
_________________________________
_________________________________
My love for you cannot die
_________________________________
_________________________________
Though the oceans run dry
_________________________________
_________________________________
Or heaven falls from the sky
_________________________________
_________________________________
Now you're gone
_________________________________
Baía
_________________________________
_________________________________
Baía
_________________________________
Can't you hear my lonely call
_________________________________
_________________________________
Morena
_________________________________
_________________________________
Make my life complete again
_________________________________
_________________________________
How I pray for the day
_________________________________
_________________________________
When I'll see your smile
_________________________________
_________________________________
And my heart will beat again
_________________________________
Oh, Baía-ía-ía
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh, Baía-ía-ía
_________________________________
When twilight is deep in the sky
_________________________________
Baía-ia-ia
_________________________________
_________________________________
Baía-ia-ia
_________________________________
Someone that I long to see
_________________________________
_________________________________
Keeps haunting my reverie
_________________________________
_________________________________
And so the loneliness
Deep in my heart
_________________________________
-Calls to you
-Calls to you
_________________________________
-Calls to you
-Calls to you
_________________________________
JOE: Ah, Baía.
_________________________________
JOE: Ah, Baía.
_________________________________
Beautiful Baía.
_________________________________
(SIGHING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SIGHING)
_________________________________
Oh, forgive me, but have you been
to Baía, Donald?
to Baía, Donald?
_________________________________
-No.
-JOE: No? Well, let's go!
_________________________________
-No.
-JOE: No? Well, let's go!
_________________________________
(SINGING)
If you go to Baía, my friend,
_________________________________
If you go to Baía, my friend,
_________________________________
You'll never return.
_________________________________
E muita sorte teve, E muita sorte tem,
E muita sorte terá
_________________________________
_________________________________
E muita sorte teve, E muita sorte tem,
E muita sorte terá
_________________________________
Have you been to Baía, Donald?
_________________________________
-Uh-uh.
-Uh-uh.
-Well, let's go!
_________________________________
- They have vatapa.
- They have vatapa.
- What's that?
_________________________________
-They have maruru.
-DONALD: Is that so?
_________________________________
-They have munguza.
-DONALD: Munguza?
_________________________________
-They have maruru.
-DONALD: Is that so?
_________________________________
-They have munguza.
-DONALD: Munguza?
_________________________________
-Do you like to samba?
-Oh, sure.
_________________________________
Nas sacadas dos sobrados
_________________________________
Da velha sao salvador
_________________________________
A lembranca das donzelas
do tempo do imperador
_________________________________
Tudo, tudo na Baía
faz a gente querer bem
_________________________________
A Baía tem um jeito
que nenhuma terra tem
_________________________________
_________________________________
Nas sacadas dos sobrados
_________________________________
Da velha sao salvador
_________________________________
A lembranca das donzelas
do tempo do imperador
_________________________________
Tudo, tudo na Baía
faz a gente querer bem
_________________________________
A Baía tem um jeito
que nenhuma terra tem
_________________________________
Do, do, do, do, do, do
Have you been to Baía, Donald?
_________________________________
Have you been to Baía, Donald?
_________________________________
-No!
-Well, let's go!
-Well, let's go!
_________________________________
When you go to Baía, my friend
When you go to Baía, my friend
You'll never return
_________________________________
E muita sorte teve, E muita sorte tem
E muita sorte terá
_________________________________
_________________________________
E muita sorte teve, E muita sorte tem
E muita sorte terá
_________________________________
Have you been to Baía?
_________________________________
-?Quem, eu?
-?Quem, eu?
_________________________________
-Uh-uh.
-Uh-uh.
_________________________________
Uh-uh.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-?Quem, eu?
-?Quem, eu?
_________________________________
-Uh-uh.
-Uh-uh.
_________________________________
Uh-uh.
_________________________________
-No.
-No?
_________________________________
Well, let's go!
_________________________________
(TOOTING)
_________________________________
Well, let's go!
_________________________________
(TOOTING)
_________________________________
JOE: Hurry, Donald, hurry!
_________________________________
JOE: Hurry, Donald, hurry!
_________________________________
Well, well. Here we are in Baía,
_________________________________
_________________________________
-the land of romance.
-Baía?
_________________________________
-Where is Baía?
_________________________________
-Where is Baía?
-We are in Baía.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Look.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Well, I'll be doggoned.
_________________________________
(WOMAN SINGING
IN PORTUGUESE)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(WOMAN SINGING
IN PORTUGUESE)
_________________________________
-Who's that?
-Donald, that's Yayá!
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Who's Yayá?
-Ah, a Baíana.
_________________________________
(SPEAKING IN PORTUGUESE)
_________________________________
(DRUMS ROLL)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SPEAKING IN PORTUGUESE)
_________________________________
(DRUMS ROLL)
_________________________________
Donald, quindins de Yayá.
_________________________________
_________________________________
She sells cookies. Cookies, my friend.
_________________________________
Uh-oh.
_________________________________
(SINGS) Trago os quindins de Yayá
_________________________________
Quem quer meus quindins comprar...
_________________________________
Uh-oh.
_________________________________
(SINGS) Trago os quindins de Yayá
_________________________________
Quem quer meus quindins comprar...
_________________________________
Donald!
_________________________________
Quem quer meus
Quindins comprar
_________________________________
Muito Obrigado!
_________________________________
Trago os quindins de Yayá
_________________________________
Quem quer meus quindins comprar
_________________________________
Quem quer meus
Quindins comprar
_________________________________
Muito Obrigado!
_________________________________
Trago os quindins de Yayá
_________________________________
Quem quer meus quindins comprar
_________________________________
-Hello.
-Hello.
-Como vai.
_________________________________
-Trago os quindins de Yayá
-Hi, toots!
-Trago os quindins de Yayá
-Hi, toots!
_________________________________
Quem quer meus quindins comprar
Quem quer meus quindins comprar
_________________________________
(DONALD MUMBLES)
_________________________________
Aqui está quentinho minha
Gente e os quindins de Yayá.
_________________________________
-Os quindins de Yayá
-Cume, cume, cume
_________________________________
-Os quindins de Yayá
-Cume
_________________________________
Cume que faz chorar
_________________________________
-Os sonho de Yayá
-Cume, cume, cume
_________________________________
-Os sonho de Yayá
-Cume, cume, cume
_________________________________
-Os sonho de Yayá
-Cume
_________________________________
Cume que faz pena-a-a
_________________________________
-O jeitao de Yayá
-Medá, medá, medá
_________________________________
-Uma do
-Medá, medá, medá
_________________________________
-Que eu nao sei
-Se e, se e, se e
_________________________________
Se e ou nao amor
_________________________________
So sei que Yayá tem umas coisa
Que outras Yayá, nao tem
_________________________________
Os quindins de Yayá
_________________________________
-Ah!
-Os quindins de Yayá
_________________________________
-Ah, ah!
-Os quindins de Yayá
_________________________________
-Hmm!
-Os quindins de Yayá
_________________________________
(DONALD MUMBLES)
_________________________________
Aqui está quentinho minha
Gente e os quindins de Yayá.
_________________________________
-Os quindins de Yayá
-Cume, cume, cume
_________________________________
-Os quindins de Yayá
-Cume
_________________________________
Cume que faz chorar
_________________________________
-Os sonho de Yayá
-Cume, cume, cume
_________________________________
-Os sonho de Yayá
-Cume, cume, cume
_________________________________
-Os sonho de Yayá
-Cume
_________________________________
Cume que faz pena-a-a
_________________________________
-O jeitao de Yayá
-Medá, medá, medá
_________________________________
-Uma do
-Medá, medá, medá
_________________________________
-Que eu nao sei
-Se e, se e, se e
_________________________________
Se e ou nao amor
_________________________________
So sei que Yayá tem umas coisa
Que outras Yayá, nao tem
_________________________________
Os quindins de Yayá
_________________________________
-Ah!
-Os quindins de Yayá
_________________________________
-Ah, ah!
-Os quindins de Yayá
_________________________________
-Hmm!
-Os quindins de Yayá
_________________________________
Who is that guy?
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Oh. He's a malandro, Donald.
-Tem tanta coisa de valor
_________________________________
Nest mundo de nosso senhor
_________________________________
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
_________________________________
-Os quindins de Yayá
-Cume, cume, cume
_________________________________
-Os quindins de Yayá
-Cume, cume, cume
_________________________________
Os quindins de Yayá
Cume que faz, chorar
_________________________________
-Tem tanta coisa de valor
_________________________________
Nest mundo de nosso senhor
_________________________________
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
_________________________________
-Os quindins de Yayá
-Cume, cume, cume
_________________________________
-Os quindins de Yayá
-Cume, cume, cume
_________________________________
Os quindins de Yayá
Cume que faz, chorar
_________________________________
Oh, boy!
_________________________________
-Os sonho de Yayá
-MEN: Cume, cume, cume
_________________________________
-Os sonho de Yayá
-Cume, cume, cume
_________________________________
-Os sonho de Yayá
-Cume
_________________________________
Cume que faz pena-a-a
_________________________________
-O jeitao de Yayá
-Medá, medá, medá
_________________________________
-Uma dó
-Medá, medá, medá
_________________________________
-Que nao sei
-Se e, se e, se e...
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Os sonho de Yayá
-MEN: Cume, cume, cume
_________________________________
-Os sonho de Yayá
-Cume, cume, cume
_________________________________
-Os sonho de Yayá
-Cume
_________________________________
Cume que faz pena-a-a
_________________________________
-O jeitao de Yayá
-Medá, medá, medá
_________________________________
-Uma dó
-Medá, medá, medá
_________________________________
-Que nao sei
-Se e, se e, se e...
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) This Donald!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Did you ever see such a fast work?
_________________________________
Os quindins de Yayá ahh
Os quindins de Yayá ah, ahh
_________________________________
-Os quindins de Yayá
_________________________________
Os quindins de Yayá ahh
Os quindins de Yayá ah, ahh
_________________________________
-Os quindins de Yayá
-Ahh! Os quindins de Yayá
_________________________________
PEDDLER: (SINGS) Oh, oh, oh
_________________________________
Olha a laranja fresca
_________________________________
Olha a boa tangerina
_________________________________
(MUMBLES)
_________________________________
No, no, Donald!
_________________________________
_________________________________
PEDDLER: (SINGS) Oh, oh, oh
_________________________________
Olha a laranja fresca
_________________________________
Olha a boa tangerina
_________________________________
(MUMBLES)
_________________________________
No, no, Donald!
_________________________________
Take it easy.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Look!
_________________________________
Tambem, e tu irás comigo a Igreja
_________________________________
Baianinha meu bem
_________________________________
-Os quindins de Yayá
-Os quindins de Yayá
_________________________________
MEN: Yayá, Yayá
_________________________________
BOTH: Os quindins de Yayá
_________________________________
MEN: Yayá, Yayá
_________________________________
BOTH: Os quindins
MEN: De Yayá, Yayá
_________________________________
Cume que faz Yayá
_________________________________
Chorar cume que faz chorar
Os sonho de Yayá
_________________________________
Oh, oh, oh
Os sonho de Yayá
_________________________________
Oh, oh, oh
Os sonho de Yayá
_________________________________
Cume que faz penar
_________________________________
Ou jeitao de Yayá
_________________________________
Medá, medá, medá, medá
Me da uma grande dor
_________________________________
Medá, medá, medá, medá
_________________________________
Que eu mesmo nao sei,
Se e, se e, se e
_________________________________
Se e ou nao amor
_________________________________
So sei que Yayá
_________________________________
Tem umas coisa
Que as outras Yayá
_________________________________
P'ra mim? Meu bem!
_________________________________
-(SMOOCHES)
-(DONALD STUTTERS)
_________________________________
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
_________________________________
(SINGING) Yayá, Yayá
_________________________________
Yayá, Yayá
_________________________________
_________________________________
Tambem, e tu irás comigo a Igreja
_________________________________
Baianinha meu bem
_________________________________
-Os quindins de Yayá
-Os quindins de Yayá
_________________________________
MEN: Yayá, Yayá
_________________________________
BOTH: Os quindins de Yayá
_________________________________
MEN: Yayá, Yayá
_________________________________
BOTH: Os quindins
MEN: De Yayá, Yayá
_________________________________
Cume que faz Yayá
_________________________________
Chorar cume que faz chorar
Os sonho de Yayá
_________________________________
Oh, oh, oh
Os sonho de Yayá
_________________________________
Oh, oh, oh
Os sonho de Yayá
_________________________________
Cume que faz penar
_________________________________
Ou jeitao de Yayá
_________________________________
Medá, medá, medá, medá
Me da uma grande dor
_________________________________
Medá, medá, medá, medá
_________________________________
Que eu mesmo nao sei,
Se e, se e, se e
_________________________________
Se e ou nao amor
_________________________________
So sei que Yayá
_________________________________
Tem umas coisa
Que as outras Yayá
_________________________________
P'ra mim? Meu bem!
_________________________________
-(SMOOCHES)
-(DONALD STUTTERS)
_________________________________
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
_________________________________
(SINGING) Yayá, Yayá
_________________________________
Yayá, Yayá
_________________________________
Oh, boy, oh, boy!
_________________________________
Oh, oh, oh, oh
_________________________________
Oh, oh, oh, oh
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh, oh, oh, oh
_________________________________
Oh, oh, oh, oh
_________________________________
Come on, boys!
_________________________________
Os quindins de Yayá
_________________________________
Os quindins de Yayá
_________________________________
Os quindins de Yayá
Os quindins de Yayá
_________________________________
De Yayá
De Yayá
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Get down.
-What?
_________________________________
Get down! Get down!
_________________________________
Kenai.
_________________________________
-(ANIMALS GRUNTING)
-(BOY COUGHS)
_________________________________
Never try to milk a caribou.
_________________________________
-(GRUNTS)
-(GROANS)
_________________________________
-(LAUGHS)
-(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________
No. No, don't. No. Come on, don't. No.
_________________________________
Hey. Will you two knock it off?
_________________________________
That's all right.
After today, he won't treat me like that.
_________________________________
Oh, right, the big manhood ceremony.
_________________________________
Doesn't matter what the spirits say,
you'll always be our baby brother.
_________________________________
-Well, wait till I get my totem.
-Baby brother.
_________________________________
Hey, I said knock it off.
_________________________________
The quicker we get these fish,
the faster we get to your ceremony.
_________________________________
Let's all just try and get along
for a few hours. Okay, Denahi?
_________________________________
-Whatever you say.
-Okay, Ken...
_________________________________
So, what are we waiting for?
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(SITKA LAUGHS)
_________________________________
-Whoo!
-Whoo!
_________________________________
When the Earth was young
and the air was sweet
_________________________________
And the mountains kissed the sky
_________________________________
In the great beyond
_________________________________
With its many paths
_________________________________
Man and nature lived side by side
_________________________________
In this wilderness of danger and beauty
_________________________________
Lived three brothers bonded by love
_________________________________
Their hearts full of joy
_________________________________
They ask now for guidance
_________________________________
Reaching out to the skies up above
_________________________________
Great spirits of all who lived before
_________________________________
Take our hands and lead us
_________________________________
Fill our hearts and souls
with all you know
_________________________________
Show us that in your eyes
_________________________________
We are all the same
_________________________________
Brothers to each other
in this world we remain
_________________________________
Truly brothers all the same
_________________________________
Give us wisdom to pass to each other
_________________________________
And give us strength so we understand
_________________________________
That the things we do
_________________________________
The choices we make
_________________________________
Give direction to all life's plans
_________________________________
To look and wonder
at all we've been given
_________________________________
In a world that's not always as it seems
_________________________________
Every corner we turn
_________________________________
Only leads to another
_________________________________
A journey ends but another begins
_________________________________
Great spirits of all who lived before
_________________________________
Take our hands and lead us
_________________________________
Fill our hearts and souls
with all you know
_________________________________
Show us that in your eyes
_________________________________
We are all the same
_________________________________
Brothers to each other
in this world we remain
_________________________________
Truly brothers all the same
_________________________________
-Kenai's back.
-Kenai.
_________________________________
Kenai, are you excited
about getting your spirit rock today?
_________________________________
It's not a rock. It'll be my totem.
_________________________________
ALL: Ooh!
_________________________________
I'll probably get a saber-tooth tiger
for bravery,
_________________________________
or strength, or greatness.
_________________________________
-Something that fits me.
-A mammoth for your fat head?
_________________________________
-Make sure you get that basket tied up.
-Don't worry.
_________________________________
No stupid bear
is gonna get near this fish.
_________________________________
Just tie it up.
_________________________________
(IMITATES) Just tie it up.
_________________________________
-MAN: She's back. Tanana's back.
-Come on.
_________________________________
(CHILDREN SHOUT)
_________________________________
-Come on, Kenai, let's go.
-Come on.
_________________________________
CHILD: Tanana's got your rock.
Come on.
_________________________________
Great spirits of all who lived before
_________________________________
Take our hands and lead us
_________________________________
Fill our hearts and souls
with all you know
_________________________________
Show us that in your eyes
_________________________________
We are all the same
_________________________________
Brothers to each other
in this world we remain
_________________________________
Truly brothers all the same
_________________________________
Brothers all the same
_________________________________
GIRL: Nana.
_________________________________
-Hey, Nana.
-Well, hello there, sweetheart.
_________________________________
What a big girl.
_________________________________
(SQUEALING)
_________________________________
When each of us comes of age,
the great spirits reveal to us a totem
_________________________________
that helps guide us through our lives.
_________________________________
Some of us use courage to guide us.
_________________________________
Others patience.
_________________________________
And some of us beauty.
_________________________________
Kenai.
_________________________________
-You nervous?
-(EXHALES) Excited.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) You should be.
It's a good one.
_________________________________
Kenai, I have been to the mountain
where the lights touch the earth,
_________________________________
and the great spirits
have revealed to me your totem.
_________________________________
To become a man, your actions
must be guided by one thing.
_________________________________
Your totem is...
_________________________________
Love.
_________________________________
-What?
-Yes, love.
_________________________________
The bear of love?
_________________________________
A love that connects
and unites all living things.
_________________________________
-Who wants to trade?
-There is no trading.
_________________________________
Oh, Kenai,
_________________________________
love is the most precious of totems.
_________________________________
It reveals itself in unexpected ways.
_________________________________
Let love guide your actions,
then one day you'll be a man,
_________________________________
and we'll place your mark
next to those of our ancestors.
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
TANANA: Oh.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Get down.
-What?
_________________________________
Get down! Get down!
_________________________________
Kenai.
_________________________________
-(ANIMALS GRUNTING)
-(BOY COUGHS)
_________________________________
Never try to milk a caribou.
_________________________________
-(GRUNTS)
-(GROANS)
_________________________________
-(LAUGHS)
-(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________
No. No, don't. No. Come on, don't. No.
_________________________________
Hey. Will you two knock it off?
_________________________________
That's all right.
After today, he won't treat me like that.
_________________________________
Oh, right, the big manhood ceremony.
_________________________________
Doesn't matter what the spirits say,
you'll always be our baby brother.
_________________________________
-Well, wait till I get my totem.
-Baby brother.
_________________________________
Hey, I said knock it off.
_________________________________
The quicker we get these fish,
the faster we get to your ceremony.
_________________________________
Let's all just try and get along
for a few hours. Okay, Denahi?
_________________________________
-Whatever you say.
-Okay, Ken...
_________________________________
So, what are we waiting for?
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(SITKA LAUGHS)
_________________________________
-Whoo!
-Whoo!
_________________________________
When the Earth was young
and the air was sweet
_________________________________
And the mountains kissed the sky
_________________________________
In the great beyond
_________________________________
With its many paths
_________________________________
Man and nature lived side by side
_________________________________
In this wilderness of danger and beauty
_________________________________
Lived three brothers bonded by love
_________________________________
Their hearts full of joy
_________________________________
They ask now for guidance
_________________________________
Reaching out to the skies up above
_________________________________
Great spirits of all who lived before
_________________________________
Take our hands and lead us
_________________________________
Fill our hearts and souls
with all you know
_________________________________
Show us that in your eyes
_________________________________
We are all the same
_________________________________
Brothers to each other
in this world we remain
_________________________________
Truly brothers all the same
_________________________________
Give us wisdom to pass to each other
_________________________________
And give us strength so we understand
_________________________________
That the things we do
_________________________________
The choices we make
_________________________________
Give direction to all life's plans
_________________________________
To look and wonder
at all we've been given
_________________________________
In a world that's not always as it seems
_________________________________
Every corner we turn
_________________________________
Only leads to another
_________________________________
A journey ends but another begins
_________________________________
Great spirits of all who lived before
_________________________________
Take our hands and lead us
_________________________________
Fill our hearts and souls
with all you know
_________________________________
Show us that in your eyes
_________________________________
We are all the same
_________________________________
Brothers to each other
in this world we remain
_________________________________
Truly brothers all the same
_________________________________
-Kenai's back.
-Kenai.
_________________________________
Kenai, are you excited
about getting your spirit rock today?
_________________________________
It's not a rock. It'll be my totem.
_________________________________
ALL: Ooh!
_________________________________
I'll probably get a saber-tooth tiger
for bravery,
_________________________________
or strength, or greatness.
_________________________________
-Something that fits me.
-A mammoth for your fat head?
_________________________________
-Make sure you get that basket tied up.
-Don't worry.
_________________________________
No stupid bear
is gonna get near this fish.
_________________________________
Just tie it up.
_________________________________
(IMITATES) Just tie it up.
_________________________________
-MAN: She's back. Tanana's back.
-Come on.
_________________________________
(CHILDREN SHOUT)
_________________________________
-Come on, Kenai, let's go.
-Come on.
_________________________________
CHILD: Tanana's got your rock.
Come on.
_________________________________
Great spirits of all who lived before
_________________________________
Take our hands and lead us
_________________________________
Fill our hearts and souls
with all you know
_________________________________
Show us that in your eyes
_________________________________
We are all the same
_________________________________
Brothers to each other
in this world we remain
_________________________________
Truly brothers all the same
_________________________________
Brothers all the same
_________________________________
GIRL: Nana.
_________________________________
-Hey, Nana.
-Well, hello there, sweetheart.
_________________________________
What a big girl.
_________________________________
(SQUEALING)
_________________________________
When each of us comes of age,
the great spirits reveal to us a totem
_________________________________
that helps guide us through our lives.
_________________________________
Some of us use courage to guide us.
_________________________________
Others patience.
_________________________________
And some of us beauty.
_________________________________
Kenai.
_________________________________
-You nervous?
-(EXHALES) Excited.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) You should be.
It's a good one.
_________________________________
Kenai, I have been to the mountain
where the lights touch the earth,
_________________________________
and the great spirits
have revealed to me your totem.
_________________________________
To become a man, your actions
must be guided by one thing.
_________________________________
Your totem is...
_________________________________
Love.
_________________________________
-What?
-Yes, love.
_________________________________
The bear of love?
_________________________________
A love that connects
and unites all living things.
_________________________________
-Who wants to trade?
-There is no trading.
_________________________________
Oh, Kenai,
_________________________________
love is the most precious of totems.
_________________________________
It reveals itself in unexpected ways.
_________________________________
Let love guide your actions,
then one day you'll be a man,
_________________________________
and we'll place your mark
next to those of our ancestors.
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
TANANA: Oh.
_________________________________
_________________________________
MULAN: "Quiet and demure.
MULAN: "Quiet and demure.
_________________________________
"Graceful. Polite.
_________________________________
"Delicate.
_________________________________
"Refined. Poised.
_________________________________
"Punctual."
_________________________________
(CROWING)
_________________________________
Ai-yah!
_________________________________
Little brother!
_________________________________
(BLOWING) Little brother.
_________________________________
-Ah!
-(SNORING)
_________________________________
There you are.
_________________________________
Who's the smartest doggy in the world?
Come on, smart boy.
_________________________________
Can you help me with my chores today?
_________________________________
(GROWLS)
_________________________________
(BARKING)
_________________________________
(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
(BARKING)
_________________________________
(CACKLING)
_________________________________
(NICKERS)
_________________________________
(CONTINUES BARKING)
_________________________________
Honorable ancestors,
_________________________________
please help Mulan impress
the Matchmaker today.
_________________________________
(BARKING)
_________________________________
(CACKLING)
_________________________________
Please.
_________________________________
Please help her.
_________________________________
(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
(BARKING)
_________________________________
(GROWLS)
_________________________________
Father, I brought your... Whoa!
_________________________________
-Mulan.
-I brought a spare.
_________________________________
Mulan.
_________________________________
Remember, the doctor said
three cups of tea in the morning...
_________________________________
-Mulan.
-And three at night.
_________________________________
Mulan, you should already be in town.
We are counting on you...
_________________________________
To uphold the family honor.
_________________________________
Don't worry, Father.
I won't let you down.
_________________________________
-Wish me luck.
-Hurry!
_________________________________
I'm going to pray some more.
_________________________________
Fa Li, is your daughter here yet?
_________________________________
The Matchmaker
is not a patient woman.
_________________________________
Of all days to be late... I should have
prayed to the ancestors for luck.
_________________________________
How lucky can they be? They're dead.
_________________________________
Besides, I've got all the luck we'll need.
_________________________________
(TWITTERS)
_________________________________
This is your chance to prove yourself.
_________________________________
Grandma, no!
_________________________________
-(PEOPLE SHOUTING)
-(ANIMAL GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(CHICKENS CLUCKING)
_________________________________
(PEOPLE GASPING)
_________________________________
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
_________________________________
Yep, this cricket's a lucky one!
_________________________________
(CHIRPING SOFTLY)
_________________________________
-(SIGHS)
-(HORSE NEIGHS)
_________________________________
I'm here.
_________________________________
What? But, Mama, I had to...
_________________________________
None of your excuses.
Now, let's get you cleaned up.
_________________________________
(SINGING)
This is what you give me to work with
_________________________________
Well, honey, I've seen worse
_________________________________
We're gonna turn this sow's ear
_________________________________
(MULAN SCREAMS)
_________________________________
into a silk purse
_________________________________
It's freezing.
_________________________________
It would have been warm
if you were here on time.
_________________________________
We'll have you washed and dried
_________________________________
Primped and polished
till you glow with pride
_________________________________
Trust my recipe for instant bride
_________________________________
You'll bring honor to us all
_________________________________
-Mulan, what's this?
-Notes,
_________________________________
in case I forget something.
_________________________________
Hold this.
We'll need more luck than I thought.
_________________________________
Wait and see when we're through
_________________________________
Boys will gladly go to war for you
_________________________________
-With good fortune
-And a great hairdo
_________________________________
You'll bring honor to us all
_________________________________
A girl can bring her family
_________________________________
Great honor in one way
_________________________________
By striking a good match
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
And this could be the day
_________________________________
Men want girls with good taste
_________________________________
-Calm
-Obedient
_________________________________
Who work fast-paced
_________________________________
-With good breeding
-And a tiny waist
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
You'll bring honor to us all
_________________________________
We all must serve our Emperor
_________________________________
Who guards us from the Huns
_________________________________
The men by bearing arms
_________________________________
A girl by bearing sons
_________________________________
When we're through you can't fail
_________________________________
Like a lotus blossom soft and pale
_________________________________
How could any fellow say, "No sale"
_________________________________
You'll bring honor to us all
_________________________________
There. You're ready.
_________________________________
Not yet. An apple for serenity.
_________________________________
A pendant for balance.
_________________________________
Beads of jade
_________________________________
For beauty
_________________________________
You must proudly
_________________________________
Show it
_________________________________
Now add a cricket
_________________________________
Just for luck
_________________________________
And even you can't blow it
_________________________________
Ancestors, hear my plea
_________________________________
Help me not to make a fool of me
_________________________________
And to not uproot my family tree
_________________________________
Keep my father standing tall
_________________________________
Scarier than the undertaker
_________________________________
We are meeting our matchmaker
_________________________________
TOWNSPEOPLE:
Destiny, guard our girls
_________________________________
And our future as it fast unfurls
_________________________________
Please look kindly
on these cultured pearls
_________________________________
Each a perfect porcelain doll
_________________________________
-Please bring honor to us
-Please bring honor to us
_________________________________
Please bring honor to us all
_________________________________
"Fa Mulan."
_________________________________
-Present.
-Speaking without permission.
_________________________________
Oops.
_________________________________
Who spit in her bean curd?
_________________________________
Huh. Hmm.
_________________________________
Mmm.
_________________________________
Too skinny.
_________________________________
Hmph.
_________________________________
Not good for bearing sons.
_________________________________
Recite the final admonition.
_________________________________
-(MUFFLED CHIRPING)
-Mmm-hmm.
_________________________________
-Well?
-(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________
Fulfill your duties
calmly and respectfully.
_________________________________
Reflect before you snack...
_________________________________
Act! This shall bring you
honor and glory.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
Hmm. This way.
_________________________________
Now, pour the tea.
_________________________________
To please your future in-laws,
_________________________________
you must demonstrate
a sense of dignity
_________________________________
and refinement.
_________________________________
You must also be poised.
_________________________________
(CHIRPS SOFTLY)
_________________________________
-Pardon me.
-And silent!
_________________________________
(SNIFFS) Ah!
_________________________________
Could I just take that back?
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
-One moment.
-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Why, you clumsy...
_________________________________
(CHIRPING)
_________________________________
Whoo! Whoo! (SCREAMING)
Whoo! Aaah!
_________________________________
-(FIRE SIZZLING)
-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING INTENSIFIES)
_________________________________
(LOUD CLATTERING)
_________________________________
I think it's going well, don't you?
_________________________________
Put it out! Put it out! Put it out!
_________________________________
(PANTING) You are a disgrace!
_________________________________
You may look like a bride,
_________________________________
but you will never
bring your family honor!
_________________________________
(TOWNSPEOPLE MURMURING)
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
(SINGING)
Look at me
_________________________________
I will never pass
_________________________________
For a perfect bride
_________________________________
Or a perfect daughter
_________________________________
Can it be
_________________________________
I'm not meant to play this part?
_________________________________
Now I see
_________________________________
That if I were truly to be myself
_________________________________
I would break my family's heart
_________________________________
Who is that girl I see
_________________________________
Staring straight
_________________________________
Back at me?
_________________________________
Why is my reflection
_________________________________
Someone I don't know?
_________________________________
Somehow I cannot hide
_________________________________
Who I am
_________________________________
Though I've tried
_________________________________
When will my reflection show
_________________________________
Who I am inside?
_________________________________
When will my reflection show
_________________________________
Who I am
_________________________________
Inside?
_________________________________
_________________________________
(CAMEL GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
_________________________________
(ELEPHANT TRUMPETING)
_________________________________
Oh! In all my years,
never have I seen the streets
_________________________________
so full of bustle and hustle,
and assorted commotion.
_________________________________
Our princess is to wed.
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
Wonderful!
And who's the lucky prince?
_________________________________
Not a prince at all.
Just a no-account street rat!
_________________________________
No way!
_________________________________
Try it phonetically.
_________________________________
It's Aladdin!
_________________________________
Aw!
_________________________________
Some of you don't believe.
_________________________________
In color. (GIGGLES)
_________________________________
(SINGING) There's a party here
in Agrabah
_________________________________
There's excitement in the air
_________________________________
People during in from near and far
_________________________________
'Cause Jasmine and Aladdin
are gonna have a wedding
_________________________________
There's a party here in Agrabah
Everybody will be there
_________________________________
So if you're a pauper or a shah
Do something with your hair
_________________________________
You mustn't wear
an outfit that's naughty
_________________________________
A turban that's unravelling
just won't do
_________________________________
No earrings that are tasteless or gaudy
_________________________________
You're gonna look gorgeous
when I get through
_________________________________
(IMITATING TOULOUSE-LAUTREC)
There's a party here in Agrabah
_________________________________
So I'm going to paint the town
_________________________________
If you want to see what colors are
Follow me around
_________________________________
ALL: Aladdin's getting married
and it's gonna be
_________________________________
The wedding of the century
_________________________________
My buddy's getting married
and you're gonna see
_________________________________
Just how much I can do
_________________________________
You've heard of
your safari bar mitzvahs
_________________________________
You've all been to a luau sweet 16
_________________________________
Well, none of them compare
to what this is!
_________________________________
The food'll be disgusting!
By evening you'll be busting
_________________________________
There's a party here in Agrabah
and it's got us all aglow
_________________________________
(IMITATING ROCKY BALBOA)
If a street rat could've come so far
_________________________________
Maybe I could do it
_________________________________
(IMITATING DON KING)
Sure, there's nothing to it
_________________________________
There's a party here in Agrabah
_________________________________
But we're not sure that we'll go
_________________________________
For although the bride is la-di-dah
The groom is awfully low
_________________________________
(IMITATING WALTER CRONKITE)
And now we take you
_________________________________
down to the palace,
_________________________________
where everyone has celebrated
all night along.
_________________________________
Without Jafar and all of his malice
Everybody's happy!
_________________________________
What could possibly go wrong?
_________________________________
There's a party here in Agrabah
and we're gonna rob 'em blind
_________________________________
While they're all munching caviar
Create a small disturbance
_________________________________
I'll sneak up from behind
_________________________________
There's a party here in Agrabah
and the loot is pouring in
_________________________________
I like this wedding stuff so far
_________________________________
Maybe if I'm pleasant
I'll get to keep a present
_________________________________
We've ordered just
a few tasteful flowers
_________________________________
And valets who'll carefully park for you
_________________________________
The bridesmaids
have been dressing for hours
_________________________________
Girls, you look just lovely
And so grown-up, too
_________________________________
There's a party here in Agrabah
Guests are filling up the room
_________________________________
But there's something missing
Yes, ah-ha
_________________________________
Where is the groom?
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
Hello.
_________________________________
Somebody's gonna be late
for his own wedding!
_________________________________
Hold on, Genie.
There's something I need.
_________________________________
I gotcha.
_________________________________
It's a bachelor party, big boy!
_________________________________
None for you.
You're the designated flyer.
_________________________________
No. This is for the wedding.
_________________________________
Well, that's...
_________________________________
(IMITATING WOODY ALLEN)
That's a nice dagger.
_________________________________
Interesting nuptial accessory.
It's a bit sharp.
_________________________________
It belonged to my father.
_________________________________
Your father?
_________________________________
You never said a word
about your father.
_________________________________
I've got to let the caterer know!
Chicken or sea bass?
_________________________________
He's not coming to the wedding.
He died a long time ago.
_________________________________
Sorry.
_________________________________
That's okay.
_________________________________
I never knew him.
_________________________________
Maybe if I did, I'd feel ready for this.
_________________________________
Al, are you getting cold feet?
_________________________________
(SIGHS) No, Genie. It's just that...
_________________________________
I've always been a street rat,
stealing what I need to survive,
_________________________________
running from the guards,
living my life alone.
_________________________________
(CHITTERING)
_________________________________
I'm taking a big step today
into a new world.
_________________________________
Today's topic,
fears of the future family man.
_________________________________
Al from Agrabah, share with us.
_________________________________
I never had a father to show me
how to raise a family.
_________________________________
No role model. Get a little deeper.
_________________________________
What do I know about families?
_________________________________
Genie, what if I'm no good at it?
_________________________________
(SIGHS) If my father were here...
_________________________________
Al, little buddy, if your father were here,
he'd be as proud of you as I am.
_________________________________
I just wish he could see this.
_________________________________
(SINGING) There's a party here
in Agrabah
_________________________________
And the party's all for me
_________________________________
Just look, you guys, at where we are
_________________________________
And how our dreams have come to be
_________________________________
There's a party here in Agrabah
and I can't believe it's true
_________________________________
After all this waiting, here we are
_________________________________
We'll finally get to say, "I do"
_________________________________
I never, ever had a real family
_________________________________
I never, ever had a real, true friend
_________________________________
BOTH: Someone who could
just understand me
_________________________________
Hey, come on, Aladdin!
This mush has gotta end!
_________________________________
There's a party here in Agrabah
and it's starting right away
_________________________________
Let's get you dressed
'cause you're the star
_________________________________
Hey, come on
It's your wedding day
_________________________________
ALL: Aladdin's getting married
and it's gonna be
_________________________________
The wedding of the century
_________________________________
Amazing how Aladdin
could've come so far
_________________________________
They're finally getting married!
_________________________________
Look at all these presents!
_________________________________
We're finally getting married.
_________________________________
(CHITTERS)
_________________________________
I'm finally getting married!
_________________________________
They're finally getting married
At the party in Agrabah
_________________________________
There's a party in Agrabah
_________________________________
A party going on now! Gotta party!
Gotta party! Help me!
_________________________________
I can't stop myself!
Somebody rub the lamp!
_________________________________
Somebody rub the lamp!
You know I feel it!
_________________________________
That's enough.
_________________________________
Why do you walk in the open
while I suffocate like an animal?
_________________________________
Someone has to keep
a cool head, Sa'luk.
_________________________________
Someone will have no head
if this is another wild goose chase.
_________________________________
The oracle is the real thing.
_________________________________
This time I'm sure.
_________________________________
(IMITATING ROBIN LEACH)
Hello, and welcome to
_________________________________
Lifestyles of the Rich and Magical.
_________________________________
That's right, we're taking you
to the marriage of the millennium.
_________________________________
And who's this coming
on the lovely stretch camel?
_________________________________
Oh, it's Cleopatra and Caesar,
and they're bringing a salad.
_________________________________
How wonderful!
_________________________________
Look, there's Osiris. Osiris!
_________________________________
Osiris, can we have a word with you?
_________________________________
(SCREECH)
_________________________________
Oh, no, the crowd is parting.
_________________________________
Who's coming? it's Moses!
_________________________________
-And your name is?
-I'm Thor.
_________________________________
-You're Thor?
-Well, it hurts.
_________________________________
Once again, this whole broadcast
has been brought to you by sand!
_________________________________
It's everywhere. Get used to it.
_________________________________
Come on. Come on.
_________________________________
I can see fine from back here.
_________________________________
It's Aladdin.
_________________________________
Look, there's one thing
I get sentimental about,
_________________________________
and I'm sitting on it.
_________________________________
The loot, monkey. The loot.
_________________________________
Bad news, Al. The boutonnieres clash
with the cummerbunds.
_________________________________
Genie, isn't it a little late for that?
_________________________________
What? What are you trying to say?
Out with it! What? What?
_________________________________
(NERVOUS CHUCKLE)
_________________________________
They're here.
_________________________________
Oh, no!
_________________________________
I'm late.
I'm late for a very important date.
_________________________________
ALL: Your Majesty.
_________________________________
Your Majesty.
_________________________________
(CHITTERING)
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
Don't look so solemn, boy.
This is a happy day.
_________________________________
Oh, look. It's a Kodiak moment.
_________________________________
(ROARS)
_________________________________
Put that bear out of here.
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
Wow!
_________________________________
Oh, yeah!
_________________________________
I never thought this day would come.
_________________________________
Now I'm afraid
that it has come all too soon.
_________________________________
Oh, Father.
_________________________________
You distract the guards.
_________________________________
Part of your plan?
_________________________________
A large part.
_________________________________
It's time.
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
It's all so magical.
_________________________________
I'm not gonna cry. I'm not.
_________________________________
Oh! Sorry.
_________________________________
-Well, we're here.
-Together forever.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Let me be the point man.
_________________________________
I thought the earth wasn't supposed
to move until the honeymoon.
_________________________________
Oh, my word!
_________________________________
(TRUMPETING)
_________________________________
Stampede!
_________________________________
(ALL CLAMORING)
_________________________________
What is going on here?
_________________________________
Come here, monkey boy!
You were almost Dumbo toe jam.
_________________________________
They trampled the carpet!
That's a little redundant.
_________________________________
So this isn't a bad day for you, really,
is it?
_________________________________
It is an attack.
_________________________________
Not in this palace!
_________________________________
(TRUMPETING)
_________________________________
I think we're gonna have
a little problem with leaks.
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
It must be here somewhere.
_________________________________
Meet your match, Zorro!
_________________________________
Good birdie. Polly want a little...
_________________________________
Say "cracker"
and I'll let you have it on principle!
_________________________________
You have a lot of spirit.
_________________________________
And a lot of mouth.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
(EVIL LAUGH)
_________________________________
-They fight like demons.
-Worse than demons.
_________________________________
These are the Forty Thieves.
_________________________________
Really? I get 39.
_________________________________
Forty.
_________________________________
Where is it?
_________________________________
Ah! At last.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Can I see your invitation?
_________________________________
Stay out of my way, boy,
_________________________________
and you won't get hurt!
_________________________________
Fool! You don't stand a chance
against the King of Thieves!
_________________________________
When I get up, I'll bow to you!
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
That was for ruining my wedding.
_________________________________
(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________
(BOTH GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(ALL SHOUTING)
_________________________________
(THUD)
_________________________________
I guess there's really no point
to this now.
_________________________________
(MARTIAL ARTS YELLS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
(ELEPHANT TRUMPETING)
_________________________________
Freeze, sandbags!
Don't make me use the other end!
_________________________________
(BOTH YELLING)
_________________________________
(IMITATING FORREST GUMP)
Mama always said,
_________________________________
"Magic is as magic does."
_________________________________
Cassim said nothing
about facing the powers of a genie.
_________________________________
Get the others out of here.
We'll leave the King to his plan.
_________________________________
Where's the King of Thieves?
_________________________________
I'll see you again, boy.
_________________________________
Ooh!
_________________________________
This is not my fault.
This was not built to code.
_________________________________
Good luck getting back
the catering deposit.
_________________________________
-Oh, my!
-Fear not, O father of the bride.
_________________________________
We can rebuild!
_________________________________
SULTAN: Oh, please do.
_________________________________
We can't have a wedding
without a pavilion.
_________________________________
All right, a wedding pavilion it is,
my man.
_________________________________
Hey, I wanna see some résumés
on these guys.
_________________________________
And don't let the one with the beak
near any power tool.
_________________________________
Yes, yes, Genie, whatever it takes.
_________________________________
I am sorry about all this, Jasmine.
_________________________________
Daughter?
_________________________________
What were they after, the gifts?
_________________________________
Not all the gifts. This is
what the King of Thieves wanted.
_________________________________
With all the other great stuff,
why go for this thing?
_________________________________
ORACLE: Your question
is mine to answer.
_________________________________
The King of Thieves sought my sight
to find the ultimate treasure.
_________________________________
Did someone say "treasure"?
_________________________________
Genie?
_________________________________
Oh. It looks like an oracle.
_________________________________
I see all that has been,
and all that will be.
_________________________________
Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
_________________________________
Definitely an oracle.
Tells the future. Uh-oh.
_________________________________
Girlfriend, where were you registered?
_________________________________
Okay, you know all, so tell all.
_________________________________
Where is the treasure?
You know the ultimate one.
_________________________________
I am bound by the rule of one.
_________________________________
One question, one answer.
_________________________________
I only want one answer!
_________________________________
Where is the ultimate treasure?
_________________________________
You have already asked
your one question.
_________________________________
You mean before?
Oh, that wasn't a question.
_________________________________
That was thinking out loud.
_________________________________
Very loud.
_________________________________
Aladdin, we could learn anything
about our lives, our future.
_________________________________
You have but to ask.
_________________________________
I know what my future is.
My future is you.
_________________________________
But my past is a blank.
_________________________________
My mother died when I was just a kid,
and I never even knew my father.
_________________________________
I have no idea where I come from.
_________________________________
Your question is your choice,
but remember the rule of one.
_________________________________
Choose carefully.
_________________________________
Sure, she warns him
about the one question thing. Hey!
_________________________________
I don't think you can help me.
_________________________________
My past isn't just one question,
it's a million questions.
_________________________________
But mere questions about your past
can be answered by your father.
_________________________________
My father?
_________________________________
My father is alive?
_________________________________
JASMINE: Abu?
_________________________________
Where's Aladdin?
_________________________________
(CHITTERING)
_________________________________
How long has he been up there?
_________________________________
Aladdin?
_________________________________
Are you all right?
_________________________________
What's wrong?
_________________________________
I always wanted to know about
my father, but just now I'm not so sure.
_________________________________
What kind of man leaves his son?
_________________________________
Did he even care? (SIGHS)
_________________________________
Maybe I don't want to know.
_________________________________
Yes, you do.
_________________________________
How can you be so sure?
_________________________________
Because I already know him.
_________________________________
Because I know you.
_________________________________
(SINGING) You showed me the world
_________________________________
When I was all locked up inside
_________________________________
You reached out your hand
_________________________________
And took me on a magic carpet ride
_________________________________
One look at your smile
_________________________________
And I could see the light
_________________________________
Shining everywhere
_________________________________
People like you
don't come out of thin air
_________________________________
Oh, Jasmine.
_________________________________
You don't understand
_________________________________
There is so much that you don't see
_________________________________
Just think, if you can
_________________________________
What growing up
had to be like for me
_________________________________
Your father's a man
_________________________________
Who taught you who you are
_________________________________
Mine was never there
_________________________________
So how can you say
I don't come out of thin air?
_________________________________
There's so much I want to know
_________________________________
You've got the chance to learn
_________________________________
If it means I'd have to go
_________________________________
I'll be right here when you return
_________________________________
-Our wedding can wait
-I love you
_________________________________
-I think it's worth this small delay
-Maybe you're right
_________________________________
And won't it be great
_________________________________
To have your father see
our wedding day
_________________________________
-I've waited so long to learn the truth
-It isn't too late
_________________________________
-And now at last we can finally say
-And now at last we can finally say
_________________________________
Your father is really there
_________________________________
There's so much that we might share
_________________________________
And you'll finally learn
_________________________________
-You don't come out of thin air
-Don't come out of thin air
_________________________________
Have you chosen your question?
_________________________________
I have.
_________________________________
Then ask.
_________________________________
Where is my father?
_________________________________
Follow the trail of the Forty Thieves.
_________________________________
Your father is trapped
within their world.
_________________________________
The Forty Thieves? Is he hurt?
How long has he been their prisoner?
_________________________________
I'm sorry.
I can only answer one question.
_________________________________
It's up to me.
_________________________________
Take as long as you need.
_________________________________
I'll be back in time for our wedding.
I promise.
(CAMEL GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
_________________________________
(ELEPHANT TRUMPETING)
_________________________________
Oh! In all my years,
never have I seen the streets
_________________________________
so full of bustle and hustle,
and assorted commotion.
_________________________________
Our princess is to wed.
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
Wonderful!
And who's the lucky prince?
_________________________________
Not a prince at all.
Just a no-account street rat!
_________________________________
No way!
_________________________________
Try it phonetically.
_________________________________
It's Aladdin!
_________________________________
Aw!
_________________________________
Some of you don't believe.
_________________________________
In color. (GIGGLES)
_________________________________
(SINGING) There's a party here
in Agrabah
_________________________________
There's excitement in the air
_________________________________
People during in from near and far
_________________________________
'Cause Jasmine and Aladdin
are gonna have a wedding
_________________________________
There's a party here in Agrabah
Everybody will be there
_________________________________
So if you're a pauper or a shah
Do something with your hair
_________________________________
You mustn't wear
an outfit that's naughty
_________________________________
A turban that's unravelling
just won't do
_________________________________
No earrings that are tasteless or gaudy
_________________________________
You're gonna look gorgeous
when I get through
_________________________________
(IMITATING TOULOUSE-LAUTREC)
There's a party here in Agrabah
_________________________________
So I'm going to paint the town
_________________________________
If you want to see what colors are
Follow me around
_________________________________
ALL: Aladdin's getting married
and it's gonna be
_________________________________
The wedding of the century
_________________________________
My buddy's getting married
and you're gonna see
_________________________________
Just how much I can do
_________________________________
You've heard of
your safari bar mitzvahs
_________________________________
You've all been to a luau sweet 16
_________________________________
Well, none of them compare
to what this is!
_________________________________
The food'll be disgusting!
By evening you'll be busting
_________________________________
There's a party here in Agrabah
and it's got us all aglow
_________________________________
(IMITATING ROCKY BALBOA)
If a street rat could've come so far
_________________________________
Maybe I could do it
_________________________________
(IMITATING DON KING)
Sure, there's nothing to it
_________________________________
There's a party here in Agrabah
_________________________________
But we're not sure that we'll go
_________________________________
For although the bride is la-di-dah
The groom is awfully low
_________________________________
(IMITATING WALTER CRONKITE)
And now we take you
_________________________________
down to the palace,
_________________________________
where everyone has celebrated
all night along.
_________________________________
Without Jafar and all of his malice
Everybody's happy!
_________________________________
What could possibly go wrong?
_________________________________
There's a party here in Agrabah
and we're gonna rob 'em blind
_________________________________
While they're all munching caviar
Create a small disturbance
_________________________________
I'll sneak up from behind
_________________________________
There's a party here in Agrabah
and the loot is pouring in
_________________________________
I like this wedding stuff so far
_________________________________
Maybe if I'm pleasant
I'll get to keep a present
_________________________________
We've ordered just
a few tasteful flowers
_________________________________
And valets who'll carefully park for you
_________________________________
The bridesmaids
have been dressing for hours
_________________________________
Girls, you look just lovely
And so grown-up, too
_________________________________
There's a party here in Agrabah
Guests are filling up the room
_________________________________
But there's something missing
Yes, ah-ha
_________________________________
Where is the groom?
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
Hello.
_________________________________
Somebody's gonna be late
for his own wedding!
_________________________________
Hold on, Genie.
There's something I need.
_________________________________
I gotcha.
_________________________________
It's a bachelor party, big boy!
_________________________________
None for you.
You're the designated flyer.
_________________________________
No. This is for the wedding.
_________________________________
Well, that's...
_________________________________
(IMITATING WOODY ALLEN)
That's a nice dagger.
_________________________________
Interesting nuptial accessory.
It's a bit sharp.
_________________________________
It belonged to my father.
_________________________________
Your father?
_________________________________
You never said a word
about your father.
_________________________________
I've got to let the caterer know!
Chicken or sea bass?
_________________________________
He's not coming to the wedding.
He died a long time ago.
_________________________________
Sorry.
_________________________________
That's okay.
_________________________________
I never knew him.
_________________________________
Maybe if I did, I'd feel ready for this.
_________________________________
Al, are you getting cold feet?
_________________________________
(SIGHS) No, Genie. It's just that...
_________________________________
I've always been a street rat,
stealing what I need to survive,
_________________________________
running from the guards,
living my life alone.
_________________________________
(CHITTERING)
_________________________________
I'm taking a big step today
into a new world.
_________________________________
Today's topic,
fears of the future family man.
_________________________________
Al from Agrabah, share with us.
_________________________________
I never had a father to show me
how to raise a family.
_________________________________
No role model. Get a little deeper.
_________________________________
What do I know about families?
_________________________________
Genie, what if I'm no good at it?
_________________________________
(SIGHS) If my father were here...
_________________________________
Al, little buddy, if your father were here,
he'd be as proud of you as I am.
_________________________________
I just wish he could see this.
_________________________________
(SINGING) There's a party here
in Agrabah
_________________________________
And the party's all for me
_________________________________
Just look, you guys, at where we are
_________________________________
And how our dreams have come to be
_________________________________
There's a party here in Agrabah
and I can't believe it's true
_________________________________
After all this waiting, here we are
_________________________________
We'll finally get to say, "I do"
_________________________________
I never, ever had a real family
_________________________________
I never, ever had a real, true friend
_________________________________
BOTH: Someone who could
just understand me
_________________________________
Hey, come on, Aladdin!
This mush has gotta end!
_________________________________
There's a party here in Agrabah
and it's starting right away
_________________________________
Let's get you dressed
'cause you're the star
_________________________________
Hey, come on
It's your wedding day
_________________________________
ALL: Aladdin's getting married
and it's gonna be
_________________________________
The wedding of the century
_________________________________
Amazing how Aladdin
could've come so far
_________________________________
They're finally getting married!
_________________________________
Look at all these presents!
_________________________________
We're finally getting married.
_________________________________
(CHITTERS)
_________________________________
I'm finally getting married!
_________________________________
They're finally getting married
At the party in Agrabah
_________________________________
There's a party in Agrabah
_________________________________
A party going on now! Gotta party!
Gotta party! Help me!
_________________________________
I can't stop myself!
Somebody rub the lamp!
_________________________________
Somebody rub the lamp!
You know I feel it!
_________________________________
That's enough.
_________________________________
Why do you walk in the open
while I suffocate like an animal?
_________________________________
Someone has to keep
a cool head, Sa'luk.
_________________________________
Someone will have no head
if this is another wild goose chase.
_________________________________
The oracle is the real thing.
_________________________________
This time I'm sure.
_________________________________
(IMITATING ROBIN LEACH)
Hello, and welcome to
_________________________________
Lifestyles of the Rich and Magical.
_________________________________
That's right, we're taking you
to the marriage of the millennium.
_________________________________
And who's this coming
on the lovely stretch camel?
_________________________________
Oh, it's Cleopatra and Caesar,
and they're bringing a salad.
_________________________________
How wonderful!
_________________________________
Look, there's Osiris. Osiris!
_________________________________
Osiris, can we have a word with you?
_________________________________
(SCREECH)
_________________________________
Oh, no, the crowd is parting.
_________________________________
Who's coming? it's Moses!
_________________________________
-And your name is?
-I'm Thor.
_________________________________
-You're Thor?
-Well, it hurts.
_________________________________
Once again, this whole broadcast
has been brought to you by sand!
_________________________________
It's everywhere. Get used to it.
_________________________________
Come on. Come on.
_________________________________
I can see fine from back here.
_________________________________
It's Aladdin.
_________________________________
Look, there's one thing
I get sentimental about,
_________________________________
and I'm sitting on it.
_________________________________
The loot, monkey. The loot.
_________________________________
Bad news, Al. The boutonnieres clash
with the cummerbunds.
_________________________________
Genie, isn't it a little late for that?
_________________________________
What? What are you trying to say?
Out with it! What? What?
_________________________________
(NERVOUS CHUCKLE)
_________________________________
They're here.
_________________________________
Oh, no!
_________________________________
I'm late.
I'm late for a very important date.
_________________________________
ALL: Your Majesty.
_________________________________
Your Majesty.
_________________________________
(CHITTERING)
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
Don't look so solemn, boy.
This is a happy day.
_________________________________
Oh, look. It's a Kodiak moment.
_________________________________
(ROARS)
_________________________________
Put that bear out of here.
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
Wow!
_________________________________
Oh, yeah!
_________________________________
I never thought this day would come.
_________________________________
Now I'm afraid
that it has come all too soon.
_________________________________
Oh, Father.
_________________________________
You distract the guards.
_________________________________
Part of your plan?
_________________________________
A large part.
_________________________________
It's time.
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
It's all so magical.
_________________________________
I'm not gonna cry. I'm not.
_________________________________
Oh! Sorry.
_________________________________
-Well, we're here.
-Together forever.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Let me be the point man.
_________________________________
I thought the earth wasn't supposed
to move until the honeymoon.
_________________________________
Oh, my word!
_________________________________
(TRUMPETING)
_________________________________
Stampede!
_________________________________
(ALL CLAMORING)
_________________________________
What is going on here?
_________________________________
Come here, monkey boy!
You were almost Dumbo toe jam.
_________________________________
They trampled the carpet!
That's a little redundant.
_________________________________
So this isn't a bad day for you, really,
is it?
_________________________________
It is an attack.
_________________________________
Not in this palace!
_________________________________
(TRUMPETING)
_________________________________
I think we're gonna have
a little problem with leaks.
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
It must be here somewhere.
_________________________________
Meet your match, Zorro!
_________________________________
Good birdie. Polly want a little...
_________________________________
Say "cracker"
and I'll let you have it on principle!
_________________________________
You have a lot of spirit.
_________________________________
And a lot of mouth.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
(EVIL LAUGH)
_________________________________
-They fight like demons.
-Worse than demons.
_________________________________
These are the Forty Thieves.
_________________________________
Really? I get 39.
_________________________________
Forty.
_________________________________
Where is it?
_________________________________
Ah! At last.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Can I see your invitation?
_________________________________
Stay out of my way, boy,
_________________________________
and you won't get hurt!
_________________________________
Fool! You don't stand a chance
against the King of Thieves!
_________________________________
When I get up, I'll bow to you!
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
That was for ruining my wedding.
_________________________________
(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________
(BOTH GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(ALL SHOUTING)
_________________________________
(THUD)
_________________________________
I guess there's really no point
to this now.
_________________________________
(MARTIAL ARTS YELLS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
(ELEPHANT TRUMPETING)
_________________________________
Freeze, sandbags!
Don't make me use the other end!
_________________________________
(BOTH YELLING)
_________________________________
(IMITATING FORREST GUMP)
Mama always said,
_________________________________
"Magic is as magic does."
_________________________________
Cassim said nothing
about facing the powers of a genie.
_________________________________
Get the others out of here.
We'll leave the King to his plan.
_________________________________
Where's the King of Thieves?
_________________________________
I'll see you again, boy.
_________________________________
Ooh!
_________________________________
This is not my fault.
This was not built to code.
_________________________________
Good luck getting back
the catering deposit.
_________________________________
-Oh, my!
-Fear not, O father of the bride.
_________________________________
We can rebuild!
_________________________________
SULTAN: Oh, please do.
_________________________________
We can't have a wedding
without a pavilion.
_________________________________
All right, a wedding pavilion it is,
my man.
_________________________________
Hey, I wanna see some résumés
on these guys.
_________________________________
And don't let the one with the beak
near any power tool.
_________________________________
Yes, yes, Genie, whatever it takes.
_________________________________
I am sorry about all this, Jasmine.
_________________________________
Daughter?
_________________________________
What were they after, the gifts?
_________________________________
Not all the gifts. This is
what the King of Thieves wanted.
_________________________________
With all the other great stuff,
why go for this thing?
_________________________________
ORACLE: Your question
is mine to answer.
_________________________________
The King of Thieves sought my sight
to find the ultimate treasure.
_________________________________
Did someone say "treasure"?
_________________________________
Genie?
_________________________________
Oh. It looks like an oracle.
_________________________________
I see all that has been,
and all that will be.
_________________________________
Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
_________________________________
Definitely an oracle.
Tells the future. Uh-oh.
_________________________________
Girlfriend, where were you registered?
_________________________________
Okay, you know all, so tell all.
_________________________________
Where is the treasure?
You know the ultimate one.
_________________________________
I am bound by the rule of one.
_________________________________
One question, one answer.
_________________________________
I only want one answer!
_________________________________
Where is the ultimate treasure?
_________________________________
You have already asked
your one question.
_________________________________
You mean before?
Oh, that wasn't a question.
_________________________________
That was thinking out loud.
_________________________________
Very loud.
_________________________________
Aladdin, we could learn anything
about our lives, our future.
_________________________________
You have but to ask.
_________________________________
I know what my future is.
My future is you.
_________________________________
But my past is a blank.
_________________________________
My mother died when I was just a kid,
and I never even knew my father.
_________________________________
I have no idea where I come from.
_________________________________
Your question is your choice,
but remember the rule of one.
_________________________________
Choose carefully.
_________________________________
Sure, she warns him
about the one question thing. Hey!
_________________________________
I don't think you can help me.
_________________________________
My past isn't just one question,
it's a million questions.
_________________________________
But mere questions about your past
can be answered by your father.
_________________________________
My father?
_________________________________
My father is alive?
_________________________________
JASMINE: Abu?
_________________________________
Where's Aladdin?
_________________________________
(CHITTERING)
_________________________________
How long has he been up there?
_________________________________
Aladdin?
_________________________________
Are you all right?
_________________________________
What's wrong?
_________________________________
I always wanted to know about
my father, but just now I'm not so sure.
_________________________________
What kind of man leaves his son?
_________________________________
Did he even care? (SIGHS)
_________________________________
Maybe I don't want to know.
_________________________________
Yes, you do.
_________________________________
How can you be so sure?
_________________________________
Because I already know him.
_________________________________
Because I know you.
_________________________________
(SINGING) You showed me the world
_________________________________
When I was all locked up inside
_________________________________
You reached out your hand
_________________________________
And took me on a magic carpet ride
_________________________________
One look at your smile
_________________________________
And I could see the light
_________________________________
Shining everywhere
_________________________________
People like you
don't come out of thin air
_________________________________
Oh, Jasmine.
_________________________________
You don't understand
_________________________________
There is so much that you don't see
_________________________________
Just think, if you can
_________________________________
What growing up
had to be like for me
_________________________________
Your father's a man
_________________________________
Who taught you who you are
_________________________________
Mine was never there
_________________________________
So how can you say
I don't come out of thin air?
_________________________________
There's so much I want to know
_________________________________
You've got the chance to learn
_________________________________
If it means I'd have to go
_________________________________
I'll be right here when you return
_________________________________
-Our wedding can wait
-I love you
_________________________________
-I think it's worth this small delay
-Maybe you're right
_________________________________
And won't it be great
_________________________________
To have your father see
our wedding day
_________________________________
-I've waited so long to learn the truth
-It isn't too late
_________________________________
-And now at last we can finally say
-And now at last we can finally say
_________________________________
Your father is really there
_________________________________
There's so much that we might share
_________________________________
And you'll finally learn
_________________________________
-You don't come out of thin air
-Don't come out of thin air
_________________________________
Have you chosen your question?
_________________________________
I have.
_________________________________
Then ask.
_________________________________
Where is my father?
_________________________________
Follow the trail of the Forty Thieves.
_________________________________
Your father is trapped
within their world.
_________________________________
The Forty Thieves? Is he hurt?
How long has he been their prisoner?
_________________________________
I'm sorry.
I can only answer one question.
_________________________________
It's up to me.
_________________________________
Take as long as you need.
_________________________________
I'll be back in time for our wedding.
I promise.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(BELL TOLLING)
_________________________________
(CHILDREN LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(CHILDREN CHATTERING)
_________________________________
(BELL TOLLING)
_________________________________
(CHILDREN LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(CHILDREN CHATTERING)
_________________________________
Oh, look, Father. Look!
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Now, wait! Stand still, now.
-What are those?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Huh? Oh, those!
_________________________________
_________________________________
They are your schoolmates,
girls and boys.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Now get in.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Real boys?
-Yes!
_________________________________
_________________________________
But hurry, now.
Oh! Wait, wait, wait! Wait.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Here's an apple for the teacher.
_________________________________
Now turn around
_________________________________
Now turn around
and let me look you over.
_________________________________
(GEPPETTO CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
(GEPPETTO CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
GEPPETTO:
Huh? Oh, yeah, yeah. Here.
_________________________________
Run along, now.
GEPPETTO:
Huh? Oh, yeah, yeah. Here.
_________________________________
Run along, now.
_________________________________
GEPPETTO: (CHUCKLING) Wait, wait.
_________________________________
GEPPETTO: (CHUCKLING) Wait, wait.
_________________________________
Come back here, Figaro.
_________________________________
_________________________________
School is not for you.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Goodbye, Father!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Goodbye, son. Hurry back.
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
HONEST JOHN:
You stop and buy out a candy store
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________
(CHILDREN LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(CHILDREN LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Ah, Gideon, listen.
_________________________________
_________________________________
The merry laughter
of little innocent children
_________________________________
_________________________________
wending their way to school.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Thirsty little minds
rushing to the fountain of knowledge.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
rushing to the fountain of knowledge.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
School, a noble institution.
_________________________________
_________________________________
What would this stupid world
be without...
_________________________________
be without...
_________________________________
Well, well, well! Stromboli!
_________________________________
So that old rascal's
So that old rascal's
back in town, eh?
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Remember, Giddy, the time
I tied strings on you
_________________________________
_________________________________
and passed you off as a puppet?
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
We nearly put one over
on that old gypsy that time!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
on that old gypsy that time!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
A little wooden boy. Now, who...
_________________________________
A wooden boy!
_________________________________
_________________________________
A wooden boy!
_________________________________
Look, Giddy, look.
_________________________________
It's amazing.
_________________________________
_________________________________
It's amazing.
_________________________________
A live puppet without strings.
_________________________________
_________________________________
A thing like that ought to be
worth a fortune to someone.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Now let me see.
_________________________________
_________________________________
That's it! Stromboli!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Why, that old faker
would give his... Listen.
_________________________________
_________________________________
If we play our cards right,
_________________________________
_________________________________
we'll be on easy street
or my name isn't Honest John.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Quick! We'll head him off.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Shh.
_________________________________
Now's our...
_________________________________
_________________________________
Now's our...
_________________________________
No, no, stupid.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Don't be crude.
_________________________________
(HICCUPS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(HICCUPS)
_________________________________
Let me handle this.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Here he comes.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Ah, yes, Giddy, as I was saying
to the duchess only yesterday...
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh! Oh, how clumsy of me!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh. My, my, my, my.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh, I'm terribly sorry.
_________________________________
-Oh. I do hope you're not injured.
-PINOCCHIO: I'm all right.
_________________________________
HONEST JOHN: (SIGHS) Splendid!
_________________________________
-Oh. I do hope you're not injured.
-PINOCCHIO: I'm all right.
_________________________________
HONEST JOHN: (SIGHS) Splendid!
_________________________________
Well, well. Quite a scholar, I see.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Look, Giddy, a man of letters.
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
-Here's your book.
-I'm going to school.
_________________________________
_________________________________
School! Ah, yes.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Then you haven't heard
of the easy road to success.
_________________________________
of the easy road to success.
_________________________________
Uh-uh.
_________________________________
_________________________________
No?
_________________________________
_________________________________
I'm speaking, my boy, of the theater!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Here's your apple.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Bright lights, music, applause!
_________________________________
Fame!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Fame!
_________________________________
-Fame?
-Yes!
_________________________________
_________________________________
And with that personality,
that profile, that physique...
_________________________________
_________________________________
Why, he's a natural born actor,
eh, Giddy?
_________________________________
eh, Giddy?
_________________________________
-But I'm going...
-Straight to the top.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Why, I can see your name in lights,
lights six feet high.
_________________________________
lights six feet high.
_________________________________
-Uh, what is your name?
-Pinocchio.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Pinocchio! P-I-N-U-O... P-I...
_________________________________
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
We're wasting precious time.
_________________________________
We're wasting precious time.
_________________________________
Come. On to the theater!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SINGING) Hi-diddle-dee-dee
_________________________________
_________________________________
An actor's life for me
_________________________________
_________________________________
A high silk hat and a silver cane
_________________________________
_________________________________
A watch of gold with a diamond chain
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hi-diddle-dee-day
_________________________________
_________________________________
An actor's life is gay
_________________________________
_________________________________
It's great to be a celebrity
_________________________________
_________________________________
An actor's life for me
_________________________________
Ta dum diddle dee dum
Ti dee um dee dum
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________
Ta dum diddle dee dum
Ti dee um dee dum
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________
Hi-diddle-dee-dum
_________________________________
_________________________________
An actor's life is fun
_________________________________
Phew!
Fine conscience I turned out to be!
_________________________________
Phew!
Fine conscience I turned out to be!
_________________________________
Late the first day.
_________________________________
Oh, well, he can't get in much trouble
_________________________________
Oh, well, he can't get in much trouble
between here and school.
_________________________________
(HONEST JOHN HUMMING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(HONEST JOHN HUMMING)
_________________________________
Oh, boy, a parade!
_________________________________
HONEST JOHN: (SINGING)
An actor's life for me
_________________________________
PINOCCHIO: Hi-diddle-dee-dee
An actor's life for me
_________________________________
HONEST JOHN: (SINGING)
An actor's life for me
_________________________________
PINOCCHIO: Hi-diddle-dee-dee
An actor's life for me
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
HONEST JOHN:
A waxed moustache and a beaver coat
_________________________________
HONEST JOHN:
A waxed moustache and a beaver coat
_________________________________
A pony cart and a billy goat
_________________________________
Why, it's... It's Pinoke!
Hey, where you going?
Hey, where you going?
_________________________________
HONEST JOHN:
You wear your hair in a pompadour
HONEST JOHN:
HONEST JOHN:
You wear your hair in a pompadour
_________________________________
Wait!
_________________________________HONEST JOHN:
You ride around in a coach and four
_________________________________
Halt!
_________________________________HONEST JOHN:
You stop and buy out a candy store
_________________________________
An actor's life for me
An actor's life for me
_________________________________
Hold on there! Pinoke!
Hold on there! Pinoke!
_________________________________
HONEST JOHN: Hi-diddle-dee-dee
_________________________________
HONEST JOHN: Hi-diddle-dee-dee
_________________________________
An actor's life for me
_________________________________
With clothes that come
With clothes that come
from the finest shop...
_________________________________
Hey!
_________________________________
(JIMINY WHISTLES)
_________________________________
What was that?
_________________________________
Hey!
_________________________________
(JIMINY WHISTLES)
_________________________________
What was that?
_________________________________
Oh, it's Jiminy!
What are you doing up there?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Huh? Who? What? What? Who?
_________________________________
Jiminy? Up where?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Jiminy? Up where?
_________________________________
Shh.
_________________________________
HONEST JOHN: Why, my boy,
you must be see things.
_________________________________
PINOCCHIO: Oh, no.
HONEST JOHN: Why, my boy,
you must be see things.
_________________________________
PINOCCHIO: Oh, no.
That's my conscience. He...
_________________________________
_________________________________
Now, now, now. Just calm down.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Why, there's nothing up there
to be afraid of.
_________________________________
(HONEST JOHN GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(MUFFLED SHOUTING)
_________________________________
to be afraid of.
_________________________________
(HONEST JOHN GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(MUFFLED SHOUTING)
_________________________________
Psst! (WHISTLES)
_________________________________
Pinoke! Psst. Pinoke!
_________________________________
Over here.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Pinoke! Psst. Pinoke!
_________________________________
Over here.
_________________________________
Over here.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh, Jiminy, I'm gonna be an actor!
_________________________________
_________________________________
All right, son. Take it easy now.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Remember what I said
about temptation?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Uh-huh.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Well, that's him.
-Oh, no, Jiminy.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-That's Mr. Honest John!
-Honest John?
_________________________________
(MUFFLED SHOUTING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(MUFFLED SHOUTING)
_________________________________
Get me out of here!
_________________________________
(MUFFLED SHOUTING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(MUFFLED SHOUTING)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
All right, then,
here's what we'll tell him.
_________________________________
here's what we'll tell him.
_________________________________
You can't go to the theater.
Say, "Thank you just the same."
_________________________________
_________________________________
You're sorry,
but you've got to go to school.
but you've got to go to school.
_________________________________
-Mmm-hmm.
-HONEST JOHN: Pinocchio?
_________________________________
-Mmm-hmm.
-HONEST JOHN: Pinocchio?
_________________________________
Oh, Pinocchio! Woo-hoo!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Here they come, Pinoke.
Now you tell them.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Woo-hoo!
_________________________________
Oh, little boy! Ah, there you are!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh, little boy! Ah, there you are!
_________________________________
Where were we?
Oh, yes, on to the theater!
Oh, yes, on to the theater!
_________________________________
PINOCCHIO: Bye, Jiminy! Bye!
_________________________________
Goodbye? Huh?
_________________________________
Goodbye?
_________________________________
Hey, Pinoke, you can't...
_________________________________
PINOCCHIO: Bye, Jiminy! Bye!
_________________________________
Goodbye? Huh?
_________________________________
Goodbye?
_________________________________
Hey, Pinoke, you can't...
_________________________________
(SINGING) A high silk hat
and a silver cane
_________________________________
A watch of gold with a diamond chain
A watch of gold with a diamond chain
_________________________________
There he goes. Oh, what'll I do?
I'll run and tell his father.
_________________________________
There he goes. Oh, what'll I do?
I'll run and tell his father.
_________________________________
No, that'd be snitching.
I'll go after him myself.
_________________________________
_________________________________
IAGO: I should've stayed with the genie.
_________________________________
Manual labor beats danger any day.
_________________________________
(ABU CHITTERING)
_________________________________
Good. The trail's still fresh.
_________________________________
There.
_________________________________
IAGO: Definitely should've stayed
with the genie.
_________________________________
(IAGO YELPS)
_________________________________
(HORSE WHINNIES)
_________________________________
Shh...
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
Well, they have nowhere to go.
_________________________________
-We got 'em trapped.
-We?
_________________________________
They are 40 thieves.
_________________________________
We are you, a rug, a monkey, and me.
_________________________________
Wait, don't count me.
_________________________________
They're just standing there.
_________________________________
(WHINNYING)
_________________________________
Open sesame!
_________________________________
(RUMBLING)
_________________________________
(URGES HORSE)
_________________________________
(ALL GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Let's move!
_________________________________
(IAGO SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Hang on!
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
I know, Carpet. It's incredible. What?
_________________________________
How bad is it?
_________________________________
(IAGO GROANS)
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
This is attractive.
_________________________________
Come on.
_________________________________
Hey!
_________________________________
(IAGO EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________
You wanna not hold up traffic?
I wanna get in, get out, and go home.
_________________________________
Actually, I wouldn't mind
skipping right to the "go home."
_________________________________
SA'LUK: We could've had all of the loot
at the wedding,
_________________________________
(SHUSHING)
_________________________________
but we followed the King's plan.
_________________________________
This is what we have to show
for our trouble in Agrabah.
_________________________________
-Nothing!
-THIEF: Yeah! I agree.
_________________________________
-This ought to be good.
-Sa'luk is truly ticked.
_________________________________
Your time draws to a close, Cassim.
_________________________________
Cassim? My father.
_________________________________
If you're talking about spilling my blood,
_________________________________
well, I just don't see that happening.
_________________________________
Then let me open your eyes.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Run! I've got him.
_________________________________
I'm Aladdin.
_________________________________
-You're my father!
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
THIEF: His father?
_________________________________
SA'LUK: I don't know
about your father, boy,
_________________________________
but I'll send you to meet
your other ancestors.
_________________________________
Let him go. The boy is my son.
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
I gave this dagger to my wife years ago.
_________________________________
I told her to give it
to our newborn son, Aladdin.
_________________________________
It's true?
_________________________________
Oh! The boy is the son
of the King of Thieves.
_________________________________
You are the King of Thieves?
_________________________________
Like it or not, boy, we are blood.
_________________________________
Look at you.
I thought I'd never see you again.
_________________________________
Has it been so long?
_________________________________
Blood or mud, the boy is an intruder,
_________________________________
and we have rules about intruders.
_________________________________
THIEF 1: Sa'luk is right.
THIEF 2: He knows our secrets.
_________________________________
THIEF 3: I hate intruders.
_________________________________
THIEF 4: Hey, me, too.
_________________________________
He has found our secret lair.
_________________________________
He has seen too much.
_________________________________
He must die.
_________________________________
-THIEVES: Yes!
-(EVIL LAUGH)
_________________________________
They must all die.
_________________________________
Die?
_________________________________
He's your son. I'm his friend.
_________________________________
Cast a vote for mercy here!
_________________________________
Yes, Cassim,
mercy would be so like you.
_________________________________
Soft and weak.
_________________________________
(THIEVES MURMURING)
_________________________________
THIEF 1: Maybe Sa'luk
should be king.
_________________________________
THIEF 2: Maybe Sa'luk
should be king.
_________________________________
Kill him.
_________________________________
(THIEVES EXCLAMING)
_________________________________
Or the boy could...
_________________________________
Yes, the boy could... No.
_________________________________
-What? What? The boy could what?
-THIEF 3: Speak.
_________________________________
Nothing. Probably a bad idea.
_________________________________
Let's hear it!
_________________________________
Well, it seems to me that...
Oh! Never mind.
_________________________________
-What?
-THIEF 4: No, please!
_________________________________
The boy could face the challenge.
_________________________________
-That's right, the challenge!
-(ALL EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________
That's that.
My son shall face the challenge.
_________________________________
And I shall be the one to test him.
_________________________________
-THIEVES: Yeah!
-A test, huh? Ah, that's not so bad.
_________________________________
Maybe it'll be multiple choice.
_________________________________
(CHITTERING)
_________________________________
Escape? Not likely.
_________________________________
Our ride home is grounded,
_________________________________
and Al...
Well, it's been nice knowing him.
_________________________________
What's going on, Dad?
_________________________________
Oh, the challenge is simple enough.
Only one man survives.
_________________________________
You're my son. You'll be that man.
Knock him dead, kid.
_________________________________
Seriously.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(CHEERING)
_________________________________
(BOTH GASPING)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
_________________________________
I thought our side won!
_________________________________
-Look, I... I didn't mean...
-THIEVES: Get him!
_________________________________
Take him to the King!
_________________________________
(THIEVES CLAMORING)
_________________________________
IAGO: Look, I don't even
know him, okay?
_________________________________
You killed Sa'luk.
_________________________________
The code of the Forty Thieves
is very clear on this point.
_________________________________
You're in.
_________________________________
ALL: Hooray! Hooray!
_________________________________
-(SINGING) Congratulation, bub
-You've joined the club
_________________________________
And everybody here agrees
_________________________________
We got the finest blend
of nearly-honest men
_________________________________
Welcome to the Forty Thieves
_________________________________
A fraternity of thugs that you can trust
_________________________________
There's nothing up our 80 sleeves
_________________________________
-Got lots of grub to share
-Pull up an easy chair
_________________________________
Welcome to the Forty Thieves
_________________________________
Now you get to lie and cheat
_________________________________
Never have to brush your teeth
_________________________________
But we always aim to please
_________________________________
-Care for one another
-You'll never miss your mother
_________________________________
Oh, I love you guys.
_________________________________
Scheming up a scam out on the lam
_________________________________
Taking whatever we please
_________________________________
-And if you like to lurk
-You're gonna love this work
_________________________________
Welcome to the Forty Thieves
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
Welcome to the Forty Thieves
_________________________________
Together we're the perfect team
_________________________________
Larceny is in the genes
_________________________________
Dare to share the family dream
_________________________________
Live a life of leisure
Counting all your treasure
_________________________________
As an honorary member
of the gang
_________________________________
That no one alive ever leaves
_________________________________
You gotta snatch and sneak
_________________________________
Or else your future's bleak
_________________________________
We got a lifetime contract
that you're bound to keep
_________________________________
You wanna save your skin
You'd better fit right in
_________________________________
Well, well, welcome to the...
Well, well, welcome to the...
_________________________________
Forty
_________________________________
Thieves
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
IAGO: I should've stayed with the genie.
_________________________________
Manual labor beats danger any day.
_________________________________
(ABU CHITTERING)
_________________________________
Good. The trail's still fresh.
_________________________________
There.
_________________________________
IAGO: Definitely should've stayed
with the genie.
_________________________________
(IAGO YELPS)
_________________________________
(HORSE WHINNIES)
_________________________________
Shh...
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
Well, they have nowhere to go.
_________________________________
-We got 'em trapped.
-We?
_________________________________
They are 40 thieves.
_________________________________
We are you, a rug, a monkey, and me.
_________________________________
Wait, don't count me.
_________________________________
They're just standing there.
_________________________________
(WHINNYING)
_________________________________
Open sesame!
_________________________________
(RUMBLING)
_________________________________
(URGES HORSE)
_________________________________
(ALL GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Let's move!
_________________________________
(IAGO SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Hang on!
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
I know, Carpet. It's incredible. What?
_________________________________
How bad is it?
_________________________________
(IAGO GROANS)
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
This is attractive.
_________________________________
Come on.
_________________________________
Hey!
_________________________________
(IAGO EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________
You wanna not hold up traffic?
I wanna get in, get out, and go home.
_________________________________
Actually, I wouldn't mind
skipping right to the "go home."
_________________________________
SA'LUK: We could've had all of the loot
at the wedding,
_________________________________
(SHUSHING)
_________________________________
but we followed the King's plan.
_________________________________
This is what we have to show
for our trouble in Agrabah.
_________________________________
-Nothing!
-THIEF: Yeah! I agree.
_________________________________
-This ought to be good.
-Sa'luk is truly ticked.
_________________________________
Your time draws to a close, Cassim.
_________________________________
Cassim? My father.
_________________________________
If you're talking about spilling my blood,
_________________________________
well, I just don't see that happening.
_________________________________
Then let me open your eyes.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Run! I've got him.
_________________________________
I'm Aladdin.
_________________________________
-You're my father!
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
THIEF: His father?
_________________________________
SA'LUK: I don't know
about your father, boy,
_________________________________
but I'll send you to meet
your other ancestors.
_________________________________
Let him go. The boy is my son.
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
I gave this dagger to my wife years ago.
_________________________________
I told her to give it
to our newborn son, Aladdin.
_________________________________
It's true?
_________________________________
Oh! The boy is the son
of the King of Thieves.
_________________________________
You are the King of Thieves?
_________________________________
Like it or not, boy, we are blood.
_________________________________
Look at you.
I thought I'd never see you again.
_________________________________
Has it been so long?
_________________________________
Blood or mud, the boy is an intruder,
_________________________________
and we have rules about intruders.
_________________________________
THIEF 1: Sa'luk is right.
THIEF 2: He knows our secrets.
_________________________________
THIEF 3: I hate intruders.
_________________________________
THIEF 4: Hey, me, too.
_________________________________
He has found our secret lair.
_________________________________
He has seen too much.
_________________________________
He must die.
_________________________________
-THIEVES: Yes!
-(EVIL LAUGH)
_________________________________
They must all die.
_________________________________
Die?
_________________________________
He's your son. I'm his friend.
_________________________________
Cast a vote for mercy here!
_________________________________
Yes, Cassim,
mercy would be so like you.
_________________________________
Soft and weak.
_________________________________
(THIEVES MURMURING)
_________________________________
THIEF 1: Maybe Sa'luk
should be king.
_________________________________
THIEF 2: Maybe Sa'luk
should be king.
_________________________________
Kill him.
_________________________________
(THIEVES EXCLAMING)
_________________________________
Or the boy could...
_________________________________
Yes, the boy could... No.
_________________________________
-What? What? The boy could what?
-THIEF 3: Speak.
_________________________________
Nothing. Probably a bad idea.
_________________________________
Let's hear it!
_________________________________
Well, it seems to me that...
Oh! Never mind.
_________________________________
-What?
-THIEF 4: No, please!
_________________________________
The boy could face the challenge.
_________________________________
-That's right, the challenge!
-(ALL EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________
That's that.
My son shall face the challenge.
_________________________________
And I shall be the one to test him.
_________________________________
-THIEVES: Yeah!
-A test, huh? Ah, that's not so bad.
_________________________________
Maybe it'll be multiple choice.
_________________________________
(CHITTERING)
_________________________________
Escape? Not likely.
_________________________________
Our ride home is grounded,
_________________________________
and Al...
Well, it's been nice knowing him.
_________________________________
What's going on, Dad?
_________________________________
Oh, the challenge is simple enough.
Only one man survives.
_________________________________
You're my son. You'll be that man.
Knock him dead, kid.
_________________________________
Seriously.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(CHEERING)
_________________________________
(BOTH GASPING)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
_________________________________
I thought our side won!
_________________________________
-Look, I... I didn't mean...
-THIEVES: Get him!
_________________________________
Take him to the King!
_________________________________
(THIEVES CLAMORING)
_________________________________
IAGO: Look, I don't even
know him, okay?
_________________________________
You killed Sa'luk.
_________________________________
The code of the Forty Thieves
is very clear on this point.
_________________________________
You're in.
_________________________________
ALL: Hooray! Hooray!
_________________________________
-(SINGING) Congratulation, bub
-You've joined the club
_________________________________
And everybody here agrees
_________________________________
We got the finest blend
of nearly-honest men
_________________________________
Welcome to the Forty Thieves
_________________________________
A fraternity of thugs that you can trust
_________________________________
There's nothing up our 80 sleeves
_________________________________
-Got lots of grub to share
-Pull up an easy chair
_________________________________
Welcome to the Forty Thieves
_________________________________
Now you get to lie and cheat
_________________________________
Never have to brush your teeth
_________________________________
But we always aim to please
_________________________________
-Care for one another
-You'll never miss your mother
_________________________________
Oh, I love you guys.
_________________________________
Scheming up a scam out on the lam
_________________________________
Taking whatever we please
_________________________________
-And if you like to lurk
-You're gonna love this work
_________________________________
Welcome to the Forty Thieves
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
Welcome to the Forty Thieves
_________________________________
Together we're the perfect team
_________________________________
Larceny is in the genes
_________________________________
Dare to share the family dream
_________________________________
Live a life of leisure
Counting all your treasure
_________________________________
As an honorary member
of the gang
_________________________________
That no one alive ever leaves
_________________________________
You gotta snatch and sneak
_________________________________
Or else your future's bleak
_________________________________
We got a lifetime contract
that you're bound to keep
_________________________________
You wanna save your skin
You'd better fit right in
_________________________________
Well, well, welcome to the...
Well, well, welcome to the...
_________________________________
Forty
_________________________________
Thieves
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
NARRATOR: To the intoxicating
rhythm of the samba,
_________________________________
a talented miss serves up
a musical cocktail
_________________________________
with a true Latin American flavor.
_________________________________
So, if three boisterous birds of a feather
_________________________________
fall under the influence
of this torrid tropical tempo,
_________________________________
don't blame them.
_________________________________
Blame it on the rhythm of the samba.
_________________________________
(SINGING) If your spirits
have hit a new low
_________________________________
And they long to hit a new high
_________________________________
One little musical cocktail
_________________________________
Will lift them to the sky
_________________________________
Mix a jigger of rhythm
_________________________________
With a strain of a few guitars
_________________________________
Add a dash of the samba
_________________________________
And a few melodious bars
_________________________________
And then, and then
_________________________________
You take a small cabaça
_________________________________
(SHAKING)
_________________________________
One pandeiro
_________________________________
Take a cuíca
_________________________________
You've got the fascinating
rhythm of the samba
_________________________________
If guitars are strumming
_________________________________
Birds are humming
_________________________________
Drums are drumming
_________________________________
Then you can blame it on
the rhythm of the samba
_________________________________
For there is something
'bout the beat you cling to
_________________________________
That's the type of song you sing to
_________________________________
But the kind of thing you swing to
_________________________________
When you get to bouncing
with the beat in your feet
_________________________________
For when you're bouncing
to the beat you're reeling
_________________________________
With the Carioca feeling
_________________________________
But if you want to hit the ceiling
_________________________________
Here is all you have to do
_________________________________
You take a small cabaça
_________________________________
One pandeiro
_________________________________
Take a cuíca
_________________________________
You got the fascinating
rhythm of the samba
_________________________________
(SHAKING)
_________________________________
(ORGAN PLAYS)
_________________________________
(BIRD LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(DRUMS PLAYING)
_________________________________
(SINGING)
_________________________________
(SINGING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Timon and Pumbaa's
Virtual Safari (Boat Tour)
_________________________________
_________________________________
TIMON: Welcome to the
nighttime safari boat tour.
_________________________________
Hello, everyone. My name is Timon.
_________________________________
I'll be your skipper today
on the Leaky Westbucket.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________
Oh, well.
Wave goodbye to your families, folks.
_________________________________
You may never see them again.
_________________________________
Of course, if they're like
my family, you may prefer that.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) Just kidding, Ma.
_________________________________
Anyways, please keep your arms, legs,
tails, and tusks in the boat at all times!
_________________________________
Pumbaa, got your camera ready?
_________________________________
PUMBAA: All ready, Timon.
_________________________________
-(FIREFLY BUZZING)
-Ooh! A Bobson's firefly.
_________________________________
They're very rare.
_________________________________
-(PUMBAA CHOMPS)
-And now, they're extinct.
_________________________________
But delicious. (BURPING)
_________________________________
Over on your right, I heard of hippos.
_________________________________
Some of these babies
weigh as much as thirty warthogs
_________________________________
and boy do they look like it.
_________________________________
Except for you, Madam.
_________________________________
They look hungry.
Maybe we'd better go around them.
_________________________________
Hey, guys, which way? Left or Right?
_________________________________
Yeah, pick something. And fast.
_________________________________
They're looking at me funny.
_________________________________
Pumbaa, everyone looks at you funny.
_________________________________
Hurry up and decide, would ya!
_________________________________
They're twitching their ears!
_________________________________
_________________________________
TIMON: Now as we
move further downriver,
_________________________________
notice the sudden changes in weather.
_________________________________
Very characteristic to the area.
_________________________________
PUMBAA: Ah, rain! That feels good!
Very refreshing!
_________________________________
(EXHALES) I love the smell of
wet Pumbaa in the evening.
_________________________________
It smells like...
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)
_________________________________
(THUNDER CRASHES)
_________________________________
(PUMBAA WHINING)
_________________________________
Pumbaa, you're not scared
of a little thunder, are ya?
_________________________________
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
_________________________________
-Mommy!
-(SPLASHING)
_________________________________
Uh, skipper, why did you
jump out of the boat?
_________________________________
I was just showing our passengers
that the waters are perfectly safe.
_________________________________
Heh! Yeah, that's it!
_________________________________
_________________________________
TIMON: Okay.
Over on your right, a rock.
_________________________________
Pee! Big deal! A rock!
_________________________________
PUMBAA: Timon,
isn't that Pride Rock,
_________________________________
the king's home and metaphoric heart
and soul of the savanna?
_________________________________
Uh, Yeah that's what I meant.
_________________________________
_________________________________
PUMBAA: Hey, Timon, aren't there
snakes in this part of the river?
_________________________________
TIMON: Snakes? Snakes don't swim.
_________________________________
-But they can climb!
-(HISSING)
_________________________________
(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Quick! Go around it! Go, go!
_________________________________
How do you know it's a him?
_________________________________
There's no way I'm getting
close enough to find out.
_________________________________
Okay, pal! What do you think?
Left or right?
_________________________________
Pick left! Pick left!
_________________________________
They can pick whatever they want!
_________________________________
-Yeah, but pick left.
-Why?
_________________________________
I've got a good feeling about it.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(LION ROARS IN DISTANCE)
_________________________________
(CRASH)
_________________________________
TIMON: Oh, great choice, Pumbaa.
_________________________________
PUMBAA: Sorry!
_________________________________
Sorry shmorry.
We're caught on something.
_________________________________
Now what are we gonna do?
_________________________________
Notice the tranquil harmony
of the flowing water as it...
_________________________________
As it flows right by us
because we're jammed,
_________________________________
lodged, snagged, as in not moving.
_________________________________
Sheez! Rock the boat.
Run back and forth.
_________________________________
Throw your weight around,
you know, to shift the boat.
_________________________________
Hmm, okay.
_________________________________
_________________________________
PUMBAA: Timon, it's hippos again.
_________________________________
TIMON: Hakuna matata, Pumbaa.
No worries.
_________________________________
Unless they wiggle their ears.
_________________________________
Uh-oh.
_________________________________
Bleagh! Oooh!
_________________________________
You got the warthog wet again.
Thank you.
_________________________________
_________________________________
TIMON: Now where were we?
_________________________________
Oh, yes! If you all look straight ahead,
_________________________________
you can see the nice, calm, quiet...
_________________________________
-(MONKEYS MAKE NOISE)
-Get out of here!
_________________________________
PUMBAA: Gat's...
_________________________________
RAFIKI: Stop!
_________________________________
(SHUSHING)
_________________________________
Show off!
_________________________________
_________________________________
TIMON: Ah! Finally, a little peace.
_________________________________
Completely quiet. Not a sound.
_________________________________
Not even the sound of the boat.
_________________________________
-Pumbaa, are we stalled?
-(ENGINE STALLING)
_________________________________
PUMBAA: No problem.
I got it handled.
_________________________________
Hurry up.
These are alligator infested waters.
_________________________________
Don't be silly, Timon.
_________________________________
Alligators live in the humid,
mucky swamps of North America.
_________________________________
Nope. These tributaries are home to...
_________________________________
-(CROCS ROAR)
-Crocodiles! (SCEAMING)
_________________________________
Forward!
_________________________________
Oy! That was a close one.
_________________________________
Oh, I think I'm having chest pains.
_________________________________
-I'm feeling gassy!
-No, Pumbaa! Don't!
_________________________________
(PUMBAA FARTS)
-Oy! Tell me that's swamp vapors.
_________________________________
Okay, folks, quickly. Left or right?
_________________________________
Pick right. It looks well ventilated.
_________________________________
Left looks nice too.
_________________________________
_________________________________
TIMON: Well, you may be right,
Pumbaa. This does look nice.
_________________________________
Notice the calm, pleasant... Fogbank.
_________________________________
PUMBAA: Hmm.
I wonder what that sound is.
_________________________________
It sounds like water.
_________________________________
-(WATER ROARING)
-Louder and louder water.
_________________________________
It's a waterfall!
_________________________________
Ooh, sorry! Skipper knows least.
_________________________________
(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(SPLASHING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
TIMON: See? Good choice.
Your skipper knows best.
_________________________________
Now, everyone, if you'll notice. We are...
_________________________________
Going around in circles.
_________________________________
Wait! Pumbaa! The other way.
_________________________________
You! Don't just sit there!
_________________________________
Tell Pumbaa to go the other way!
The other way!
_________________________________
PUMBAA: I can't!
It's a "Whirlly Whirlly"!
_________________________________
(SCREAMS) A whirlpool!
_________________________________
-Getting dizzy!
-(TIMON GURGLES)
_________________________________
TIMON: I can't breathe!
_________________________________
_________________________________
TIMON: Well, everyone,
thanks for joining us.
_________________________________
Please exit to the right.
Did you enjoy yourselves?
_________________________________
PUMBAA: Well, if I were skipper,
_________________________________
I'd make some
different choices next time.
_________________________________
Okay, everyone, get your thumbs
ready to choose your next ride.
_________________________________
Ooh, wait. Let's look
at our pictures from the tour.
_________________________________
(MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
Ladies and gentlemen,
_________________________________
_________________________________
to conclude the performance
of this great show,
_________________________________
_________________________________
Stromboli, the master showman,
that's me,
_________________________________
(MUMBLING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(MUMBLING)
_________________________________
and by special permission
of the management,
_________________________________
_________________________________
that's me, too,
_________________________________
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)
_________________________________
is presenting to you something
_________________________________
_________________________________
you will absolutely refuse to believe!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Well, looks like a sellout.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Introducing the only marionette
_________________________________
_________________________________
who can sing and dance
_________________________________
_________________________________
absolutely without the aids of strings.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I hope so.
_________________________________
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)
_________________________________
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)
_________________________________
The one and only Pinocchio!
_________________________________
_________________________________
-(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
-Hmm.
_________________________________
What a buildup.
_________________________________
(FANFARE PLAYING)
_________________________________
-Hmm.
_________________________________
What a buildup.
_________________________________
(FANFARE PLAYING)
_________________________________
(SINGING) I got no strings
to hold me...
_________________________________
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Go ahead, make a fool of yourself!
_________________________________
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Go ahead, make a fool of yourself!
_________________________________
Then maybe you'll listen
to your conscience.
_________________________________
(HIGH-PITCHED SQUEALING)
_________________________________
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)
_________________________________
(AUDIENCE CONTINUES LAUGHING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(HIGH-PITCHED SQUEALING)
_________________________________
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)
_________________________________
(AUDIENCE CONTINUES LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING) Cute kid.
_________________________________
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)
_________________________________
(SINGING) I got no strings
_________________________________
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)
_________________________________
(SINGING) I got no strings
to hold me down
_________________________________
To make me fret or make me frown
To make me fret or make me frown
_________________________________
I had strings but now I'm free
I had strings but now I'm free
_________________________________
There are no strings on me
There are no strings on me
_________________________________
Heigh-ho the merry-o
Heigh-ho the merry-o
_________________________________
That's the only way to be
That's the only way to be
_________________________________
I want the world to know
I want the world to know
_________________________________
Nothing ever worries me
Nothing ever worries me
_________________________________
-I got no strings...
-(STROMBOLI SPEAKING ITALIAN)
_________________________________
-I got no strings...
-(STROMBOLI SPEAKING ITALIAN)
_________________________________
What I told you, huh?
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
They got strings but you can see
_________________________________
There are no strings on me
There are no strings on me
_________________________________
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
_________________________________
WOMAN: You have no strings
_________________________________
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
_________________________________
WOMAN: You have no strings
_________________________________
Your arms is free
_________________________________
_________________________________
To love me by the Zuiderzee
_________________________________
_________________________________
Ja, ja, ja, if you would woo
_________________________________
_________________________________
I'd bust my strings for you
_________________________________
_________________________________
You got no strings
Comme ci, comme ça
_________________________________
Your savoir faire is ooh la la
_________________________________
Your savoir faire is ooh la la
_________________________________
I've got strings but entre nous
_________________________________
_________________________________
I'd cut my strings for you
_________________________________
_________________________________
Down where the Volga flows
_________________________________
_________________________________
There's a Russian rendezvous
_________________________________
_________________________________
Where me and Ivan go
But I'd rather go with you
_________________________________
Hey
_________________________________
Hey
_________________________________
Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey!
_________________________________
Hey!
Hey!
_________________________________
Hey!
Hey!
_________________________________
Hey!
Hey!
_________________________________
Hey!
Hey!
_________________________________
-Hey!
-Hey!
-Hey!
_________________________________
There are no strings on me
There are no strings on me
_________________________________
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
_________________________________
Huh. They like him. He's a success.
_________________________________
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
_________________________________
Huh. They like him. He's a success.
_________________________________
Gosh! Maybe I was wrong.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Well, guess he won't need me anymore.
_________________________________
_________________________________
What does an actor want
with a conscience anyway?
_________________________________
_________________________________
_________________________________
(FA ZHOU CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________
My, my.
_________________________________
What beautiful blossoms
we have this year.
_________________________________
But, look, this one's late.
_________________________________
But I'll bet that when it blooms,
_________________________________
it will be the most beautiful of all.
_________________________________
(DRUMS POUNDING IN DISTANCE)
_________________________________
What is it?
_________________________________
Mulan.
_________________________________
Stay inside.
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________
(HORSE WHINNIES)
_________________________________
Citizens, I bring a proclamation
_________________________________
from the Imperial City.
_________________________________
The Huns have invaded China.
_________________________________
(TOWNSPEOPLE GASP)
_________________________________
By order of the Emperor,
_________________________________
one man from every family
must serve in the Imperial Army.
_________________________________
The Hsiao family.
_________________________________
The Yi family.
The Yi family.
_________________________________
I will serve the Emperor
in my father's place.
_________________________________
-The Fa family.
-No!
_________________________________
I am ready to serve the Emperor.
_________________________________
-Father, you can't go.
-Mulan!
_________________________________
Please, sir, my father has already
fought bravely...
_________________________________
Silence!
_________________________________
You would do well
to teach your daughter
_________________________________
to hold her tongue in a man's presence.
_________________________________
Mulan, you dishonor me.
_________________________________
Report tomorrow
to the Wu Zhong camp.
_________________________________
Yes, sir.
_________________________________
The Chu family!
_________________________________
The Wen family!
_________________________________
The Chang family!
_________________________________
_________________________________
GEPPETTO: What could have
happened to him?
_________________________________
(SNIFFING)
_________________________________
GEPPETTO: What could have
happened to him?
_________________________________
(SNIFFING)
_________________________________
Where could he be at this hour?
_________________________________
_________________________________
I'd better go out again
and look for him.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-(SNIFFING)
-And remember,
_________________________________
nobody eats a bite until I find him.
_________________________________
(DOOR CLOSES)
_________________________________
(CLEO GURGLES)
-And remember,
_________________________________
nobody eats a bite until I find him.
_________________________________
(DOOR CLOSES)
_________________________________
(CLEO GURGLES)
_________________________________
STROMBOLI: (SINGING)
I got no strings but I got the brain
_________________________________
STROMBOLI: (SINGING)
I got no strings but I got the brain
_________________________________
I buy a new suit and I swing the cane
_________________________________
_________________________________
I eat the best
and I drink champagne
_________________________________
_________________________________
I got no strings on me
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
-Bravo, Pinocchio!
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
-Bravo, Pinocchio!
-They liked me!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Mmm. Two hundred!
_________________________________
_________________________________
-You are sensational!
-You mean I'm good?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Ah! Three hundred!
_________________________________
_________________________________
You are colossal!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Does that mean I'm an actor?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Sure! I will push you
in the public's eye.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Your face, she will be
on everybody's tongue.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Will she?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Yeah... Uh-huh.
_________________________________
_________________________________
What's this?
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)
_________________________________
Ah...
_________________________________
_________________________________
Ah...
_________________________________
For you, my little Pinocchio.
_________________________________
_________________________________
For me? Gee, thanks!
_________________________________
_________________________________
I'll run right home
and tell my father.
_________________________________
(COUGHING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(COUGHING)
_________________________________
Home?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh, sure. Going home to your father.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Oh, that is very comical.
_________________________________
_________________________________
You mean it's funny?
_________________________________
_________________________________
(LAUGHING) Oh, sure! Yes.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-I'll be back in the morning.
-Be back in the morning!
_________________________________
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)
_________________________________
Going home?
_________________________________
(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________
There, this will be your home,
_________________________________
_________________________________
-where I can find you always!
-No, no, no!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Yes, yes, yes!
_________________________________
_________________________________
To me you are belonging.
_________________________________
_________________________________
We will tour the world. Paris. London.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Monte-Carlo. Constantinople.
_________________________________
_________________________________
No, no!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Yes! We start tonight!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Mmm.
_________________________________
_________________________________
You will make lots of money for me!
_________________________________
_________________________________
And when you are growing too old,
_________________________________
_________________________________
you will make good firewood!
_________________________________
(STROMBOLI LAUGHING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(STROMBOLI LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Let me out of here!
I gotta get out! You can't keep me!
_________________________________
I gotta get out! You can't keep me!
_________________________________
Quiet! Shut up!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Before I knock you silly!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Good night,
_________________________________
_________________________________
my little wooden gold mine.
_________________________________
(STROMBOLI LAUGHING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(STROMBOLI LAUGHING)
_________________________________
No! No, wait!
_________________________________
Let me out! I'll tell my father!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Let me out! I'll tell my father!
_________________________________
(STROMBOLI GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(WHIP CRACKS)
_________________________________
STROMBOLI: Get along there.
_________________________________
(HORSES TROTTING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(WHIP CRACKS)
_________________________________
STROMBOLI: Get along there.
_________________________________
(HORSES TROTTING)
_________________________________
Jiminy!
_________________________________
-Oh, Jiminy!
-(THUNDER RUMBLES)
_________________________________
(WHISTLES)
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Oh, Jiminy!
-(THUNDER RUMBLES)
_________________________________
(WHISTLES)
_________________________________
Jiminy, where are you?
_________________________________
(WHISTLING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(WHISTLING)
_________________________________
Jiminy Cricket!
_________________________________
(THUNDER CLAPPING)
_________________________________
(SOBBING)
__________________________________________________________________
(THUNDER CLAPPING)
_________________________________
(SOBBING)
_________________________________
Well, there he goes.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Sitting in the lap of luxury,
the world at his feet.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh, well, I can always say
"I knew him when."
_________________________________
"I knew him when."
_________________________________
I'll just go out of his life quietly.
_________________________________
(THUNDER CLAPPING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(THUNDER CLAPPING)
_________________________________
I would like to wish him luck, though.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Sure! Why not?
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
(BODY THUMPS FLOOR)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(THUNDERCLAP)
_________________________________
-You shouldn't have to go!
-Mulan...
_________________________________
There are plenty of young men
to fight for China.
_________________________________
It is an honor to protect my country
and my family.
_________________________________
So, you'll die for honor.
_________________________________
I will die doing what's right.
_________________________________
-But if you...
-I know my place!
_________________________________
It is time you learned yours.
_________________________________
(SHUDDERS)
_________________________________
(CRYING)
_________________________________
(THUNDERCLAP)
_________________________________
(WHINNYING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Mulan is gone!
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
It can't be.
_________________________________
Mulan!
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
No.
_________________________________
You must go after her.
She could be killed.
_________________________________
If I reveal her,
_________________________________
she will be.
_________________________________
Ancestors, hear our prayer.
_________________________________
Watch over Mulan.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Beautiful, Ralph.
_________________________________
Beautiful, Ralph.
_________________________________
Hi.
_________________________________
Next, we're gonna take you
_________________________________
Next, we're gonna take you
to the streets of New York City
_________________________________
_________________________________
for a piece that's inspired by
a couple of my favorite artists.
_________________________________
_________________________________
First there's the illustrator
AI Hirschfeld,
AI Hirschfeld,
_________________________________
who's been drawing celebrities
and Broadway stars
_________________________________
_________________________________
for most of the 20th century.
_________________________________
_________________________________
And then there's composer,
songwriter George Gershwin,
_________________________________
songwriter George Gershwin,
_________________________________
who took jazz off the streets,
dressed her up,
_________________________________
_________________________________
and took her to the concert hall.
_________________________________
_________________________________
My friend Ralph Grierson
plays piano on this next number.
_________________________________
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And it all starts with a single
slinky note on a clarinet,
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and a simple line on a piece of paper.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
Rhapsody in Blue.
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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(MUSIC ENDS)
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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(MUSIC ENDS)
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Nants ingonyama
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PUMBAA: Okay, so now we're
back at the beginning.
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Right, Timon?
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TIMON: Oh, you got that right, pally.
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Ingonyama
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At last, things were looking up.
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I had the sun on my shoulders,
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the wind at my heels,
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a song in my heart.
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-Aah!
-Aah!
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(TIMON AND PUMBAA
SCREAMING, ANIMALS ROARING)
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TIMON: And to protect me,
a great big fat guy.
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You really think I look fat?
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Uhh. Pumbaa, Pumbaa, Pumbaa.
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You're a pig. It's a compliment.
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Oh, thank you.
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(CHORUS SINGING
IN NATIVE LANGUAGE)
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WOMAN: It's the circle of life
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And it moves us all
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Whoo-hoo! There it is,
the big pointy rock.
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Oh, baby, we're almost there.
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(RECORD NEEDLE SCRATCHES,
BOTH GASP)
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(SCREECH)
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PUMBAA: I think we're a little late.
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It's a land rush.
That loudmouth monkey.
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He must've blabbed it
to the whole world.
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What exactly did he say?
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(IMITATES)
Look beyond what you see.
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So maybe you're supposed to
look beyond the big pointy rock.
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Maybe I'm supposed to look
beyond the big pointy rock.
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-Hmm?
-Well,
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let's have a little look, shall we?
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Beyond what I see.
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Beyond what I see.
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Oh ho!
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What do you know?
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The monkey's got
an eagle eye for real estate!
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Timon, look!
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He-he-hey! It's the monkey!
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What's that he's holding up?
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Aw, who cares? It's not important.
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Come on! My dream home awaits.
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Uh... I don't do so well in crowds.
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Maybe we better go around.
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Don't you know the shortest distance
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between me and my dream home
_________________________________
is a straight line? Follow me!
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-Oh!
-Excuse me.
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-Ow.
-Goodness.
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Make room, make room!
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Watch it, twiggy.
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I'm walkin' here!
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(SNORTS)
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(STOMACH GURGLES)
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PUMBAA: Ahem. Timon!
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There's something I gotta tell you.
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Pumbaa, Pumbaa, Pumbaa.
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We'll have plenty of time
to chat once we settle in.
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(GURGLING)
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I could really use a rest stop.
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Don't worry.
You'll get your second wind.
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Ohh! I got a really bad feeling!
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TIMON: It'll pass!
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Trust me. It'll pass.
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(PASSES GAS)
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(TRUMPETS)
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(COUGHING AND GROANING)
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Oh, look, the rhinos are bowing.
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Ooh, we'd better bow, too.
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Look, sire, how they kneel
before the royal son.
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(HISS)
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(FIZZLING)
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(HISS)
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So, I guess that's
your special power, huh?
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What a weapon!
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Uh, you mean, you don't mind?
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Ha ha! Are you kidding?
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It was a gas!
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Well, I don't like to toot my own horn.
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Yeah, that's probably for the best.
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Let's go, Pumbaa!
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Lead the way!
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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TIMON: This is it, buddy boy.
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Home sweet home.
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And I don't gotta share
it with anybody. Ha ha!
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Don't you get, you know,
lonely out here?
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Lonely? Try commitment-free.
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The elbow-to-elbow life reminds me
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a little too much of home.
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This place has everything,
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cool refreshments, cozy little hammock,
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a lovely water feature, and it's all mine.
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Oh.
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Well, it's really
coming together, Timon,
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so, uh,
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so, I guess I'll just be going.
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Wait a minute, now. Wa-wa-wait.
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There's no law
that says you have to go.
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I mean, if you want...
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Great! I already made up two beds!
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One for you,
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and one for me.
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(YAWNS)
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(YAWNS) Ohh!
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Gee, all this construction work
has me bushed.
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Think I'll turn in early.
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Ahh!
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Yeah. (SMACKS LIPS)
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(RUSTLES)
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Ahh.
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Good night!
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Sleep tight.
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Dream of bedbugs tonight.
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(SNORING)
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Ahh.
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TIMON: Home sweet home indeed.
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(BOTH SNORING)
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(DISTANT MUSIC AND SINGING)
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(GROANING)
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Uhh.
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Hey, keep it down up there!
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We have neighbors?
We should go say hello.
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Noisy neighbors.
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There go the property values.
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(SINGING) I'm gonna be the main event
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Like no king was before
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I'm brushin' up on lookin' down
_________________________________
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I'm workin' on my roar
_________________________________
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Thus far, a rather uninspiring thing
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SIMBA:
Oh, I just can't wait to be king
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You've rather a long way to go,
young master, if you think...
young master, if you think...
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Everybody, look left
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Everybody, look right
_________________________________
Everywhere you look, I'm
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Everywhere you look, I'm
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Standing in the spotlight
_________________________________
Not yet!
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Let every creature
go for broke and sing
go for broke and sing
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Let's hear it in the herd
and on the wing
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It's gonna be
King Simba's finest fling
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Oh, I just can't wait to be king
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Oh, perfect.
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We moved to the theater district.
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Get a load of these guys.
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Knock it off!
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(GRUNTS)
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Just can't wait
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Timon, look out!
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To be king
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Aah!
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(SONG ENDS)
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I'm okay.
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Oy. Phew.
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Show people.
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Chin up, Pumbaa.
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(CRACK) Whoa!
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Our dream home's
around here somewhere.
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You know, Timon, I once
came across a place...
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that might be just what
you're looking for.
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Spectacular waterfalls,
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set in a lush tropical oasis,
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a scrumptious array of...
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Hey, hey. Forget it, Pumbaa.
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I'm a realist, and I'm not gonna go
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chasing after some fantasy.
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I'm going beyond what I see.
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But if you always go
beyond what you see
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how do you know when you're there?
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Oh, I'll tell you how I know.
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We're there! (ECHOES)
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(CHORUS SINGS)
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This is a lovely spot.
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Lovely, rustic, picturesque.
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Home sweet home, Pumbaa. Mm-hmm.
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Home sweet ho...
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Aah! (ECHOES)
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Whoop! Ah ha ha ha!
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I... I mean, sure,
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it needs a little work,
_________________________________
but it's got good bones.
_________________________________
Ha ha ha! After all,
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this is an elephant graveyard,
_________________________________
and who would ever come
to an elephant graveyard?
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-(ROAR)
-BOTH: Aah!
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Sire, the hyenas are after the children!
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(ROARING)
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(WHISPERS) I see carnivores.
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Beyond what you see.
_________________________________
Beyond what you see. Ha ha ha ha ha!
_________________________________
Beyond what you see!
_________________________________
Uh, Timon? Would this be a bad time
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to bring up that little place
I told you about?
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Hey! This is home sweet home, baby!
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Home... Aaaah!
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Ow! Ha ha!
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Steam! Ha ha! Steam is good.
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Steam is... Is... Is water.
Whoo! Gotta have water.
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You know, for the dream home.
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Steam home, dream home.
_________________________________
Steam, steam, steam.
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I am perfectly happy right here!
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It's remote, private,
no unexpected visitors.
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(MUSIC PLAYING, CHANTING)
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Somethin' tells me this ain't
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the traveling company of "Riverdance."
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Beyond what you see.
_________________________________
Beyond what you...
_________________________________
(SHUDDERS) Hey, how am I supposed
_________________________________
to look beyond what I see beyond that?
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
Oh, sorry.
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(CHOIR SINGS)
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What this place lacks
in water and shade,
_________________________________
it makes up for with searing heat
_________________________________
and blinding sunshine.
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Home sweet home, Pumbaa.
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-(GROUND RUMBLES)
-Uhh...
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(BIRDS SQUAWKING)
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Shall we run for our lives?
_________________________________
Oh, yes, let's.
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-Aah!
-Aah!
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(BOTH SCREAMING)
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PUMBAA: Hang on, Timon!
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(GASPS) This is it!
_________________________________
Goodbye, cruel world!
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BOTH: Aaaaaaah!
_________________________________
Uhh!
_________________________________
That's it?
_________________________________
(SCOFFS) That wasn't so bad.
_________________________________
You can't knock old
Timon down that easy!
_________________________________
Yeah! Bring it on!
_________________________________
Uh, Pumbaa?
_________________________________
Question, is it possible
_________________________________
to fall off the edge of the earth?
_________________________________
Uh, technically, no.
_________________________________
The earth is round like a sphere, Timon,
_________________________________
so it doesn't actually have an edge.
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-Aaaaaah!
-Aaaaaah!
_________________________________
You mind if I pause it for a second?
_________________________________
Sure, go ahead.
_________________________________
Be right back.
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Uhh! (CRACK)
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(SQUEAKS)
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(SNIFFS)
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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(HUMMING
"IT'S A SMALL WORLD")
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It's a small world after all
_________________________________
It's a small world after all
_________________________________
It's a small, small world
_________________________________
Everybody
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It's a small world after all
_________________________________
Da da da da da da da
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(SQUISHES)
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(GASPS)
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Okay, I got the jumbo
so we could share.
_________________________________
Were you just picking your nose?
_________________________________
No, I had an itch on the inside.
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(CRUNCHING)
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-Aaaaaah!
-Aaaaaah!
_________________________________
Ooh!
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(GASPING)
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(COUGHS)
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TIMON: Ohh.
_________________________________
Timon, you okay?
_________________________________
Uhh. I give up.
_________________________________
Uh, but you can't give up.
_________________________________
We still haven't found our dream home.
_________________________________
Forget it, Pumbaa.
_________________________________
I've been dragging you
down long enough.
_________________________________
I'm going home,
and I suggest you do the same.
_________________________________
Oh, I... I would if I could, but I can't.
_________________________________
Oh, sure you can, buddy.
I won't stop you.
_________________________________
No, I mean... I don't have a home.
_________________________________
You don't? What happened?
Are you lost?
_________________________________
(SNOUT FLAPS)
_________________________________
No place good enough for you?
_________________________________
(SNOUT FLAPS)
_________________________________
What, you're all alone
in this big empty world?
_________________________________
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
Oh.
_________________________________
The truth is,
_________________________________
I'm all alone, too.
_________________________________
Pumbaa, you're the only
friend I've ever had.
_________________________________
Y-you mean...
_________________________________
Yeah, Pumbaa,
_________________________________
and friends stick together to the end.
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(TIMON CRYING)
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(MUSIC STOPS)
_________________________________
Timon, are you crying?
_________________________________
(SOBBING) I'm fine.
_________________________________
I... I just have something in my eye.
_________________________________
Here, blow.
_________________________________
Ohh!
_________________________________
(BLOWS)
_________________________________
Here, Pumbaa.
_________________________________
Gee, thanks.
_________________________________
Okay, I'm better.
_________________________________
(MUSIC RESUMES)
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(MUSIC FADES)
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-(BACK CRACKS)
-Uhh!
_________________________________
Uhh! Ooh!
_________________________________
Aw, well. It's too bad
_________________________________
we never found that perfect place.
_________________________________
Why'd we ever listen
to that stupid monkey?
_________________________________
I think maybe you're
giving up too soon, Timon.
_________________________________
Beyond what you see.
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
Remember that place I told you about?
_________________________________
Forget about your place.
_________________________________
Get a load of what I found.
_________________________________
Talk about beyond what you see.
_________________________________
Pumbaa, this is our dream home.
_________________________________
Dramatic views.
_________________________________
Your very own porch swing.
_________________________________
Hot tub and spa.
_________________________________
Well stocked cupboard.
_________________________________
(SLURPS)
_________________________________
Let's celebrate!
_________________________________
The monkey was right.
_________________________________
We found it, the perfect life.
_________________________________
I'll just whip up a little something.
_________________________________
He had the perfect name for it, too.
_________________________________
Come and get it.
_________________________________
Such a wonderful phrase.
It had this rhythm.
_________________________________
Laduda ladada.
_________________________________
Try this, hot tuna frittata.
_________________________________
Hmm. No, that's not it.
_________________________________
The spinach armada.
_________________________________
Quiet, Pumbaa. I'm trying to think.
_________________________________
A spoon of ricotta.
_________________________________
-Two words.
-A wormy piccata.
_________________________________
-Six syllables.
-Kahuna colada.
_________________________________
-Twelves letters.
-A blue enchilada.
_________________________________
Rhymes with...
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-Legumes on a platter.
-Think.
_________________________________
This ought to be hotter.
_________________________________
-I forget.
-I got a lambada!
_________________________________
Hey, how can you dance
at a time like this?
_________________________________
I'm dying here.
_________________________________
Ooh, sorry about that, pal.
_________________________________
Hakuna matata.
_________________________________
Wahh-ahh-ahh... Come again?
_________________________________
Hakuna matata, it means "No worries."
_________________________________
Uh... Oh.
_________________________________
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
PUMBAA: Hey, Timon, I got an idea.
_________________________________
Let's do a sing-along.
_________________________________
TIMON: Oh, you tease.
_________________________________
I love karaoke. I'm there.
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BOTH: (SING) Hakuna matata
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What a wonderful phrase
_________________________________
Hakuna matata
_________________________________
Ain't no passin' craze
_________________________________
TIMON: It means no worries
_________________________________
For the rest of your days
_________________________________
Wait a second.
_________________________________
Pumbaa, where's the grub?
_________________________________
Puhh.
_________________________________
Oh, you just can't
help yourself, can you?
_________________________________
Sorry.
_________________________________
Okay, but this time,
show a little self-control.
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TIMON: (SINGING FALSETTO)
Hakuna matata
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BOTH: (SING) It means no worries
_________________________________
For the rest of your days
_________________________________
It's our problem free
_________________________________
Philosophy
_________________________________
Hakuna matata
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Matata, Hakuna, Matata
_________________________________
Hahuna ma-what-a?
_________________________________
Oh ho ho ho ho!
_________________________________
It means "No worries."
_________________________________
I see.
_________________________________
So, I told the boy
_________________________________
to find hakuna matata,
_________________________________
you must look beyond what you see.
_________________________________
Oh, a metaphor.
_________________________________
Well, actually, it's not a meta... Aah!
_________________________________
You used a metaphor on Timon?
_________________________________
He takes things literally.
_________________________________
That's it. He's starving out there.
_________________________________
I just know it.
_________________________________
Max, Timon's out there
chasing metaphors.
_________________________________
I've got to go find him.
_________________________________
MAX: Are you nuts?
_________________________________
Nice to have a supportive
family, isn't it?
_________________________________
Well, here I go.
_________________________________
Remember, the journey
of a thousand miles
_________________________________
begins with the first step.
_________________________________
Thanks. Here's my first step.
_________________________________
Yeow!
_________________________________
-(PLINK)
-Ay!
_________________________________
This bowling for porcupines
_________________________________
(SPITS) wasn't the best idea, huh?
_________________________________
Yeah. Got to be right up there
_________________________________
with bobbing for snapping turtles.
_________________________________
-(PLINK)
-Aah ha ha!
_________________________________
Oh, that's going to leave a mark.
_________________________________
(BUZZARD CRIES)
_________________________________
(SPITS) Hey, look, Timon, buzzards.
_________________________________
What do you say, one more round?
_________________________________
TIMON: Sure. There
must be some part of me
_________________________________
we haven't injured yet.
_________________________________
Oh, please?
_________________________________
Oh, please, oh, please,
oh, please, oh, please?
_________________________________
Nah, Pumbaa, I'm beat.
_________________________________
You go ahead. I'm calling it a day.
_________________________________
But it's no fun alone.
_________________________________
(SOBBING)
_________________________________
Aw, why not?
_________________________________
One more run won't change our lives.
_________________________________
-Yaah!
-Yaah!
_________________________________
TIMON: Who knows why fate
led us to little Simba that day.
_________________________________
Maybe it was just my love of adventure,
_________________________________
or my innate courage,
_________________________________
my valiant and fearless way of–
_________________________________
Okay, who's in charge
of the freeze frames?
_________________________________
PUMBAA: Sorry.
_________________________________
Anywho,
_________________________________
rescuing Simba was a cinch.
_________________________________
Then came the really scary part,
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)
_________________________________
parenthood.
_________________________________
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(SALSA MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
_________________________________
(MAN SCATTING)
_________________________________
(SNORING)
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
Tito! Stop that racket!
I'm trying to watch this show.
_________________________________
There would have been a time
for such a word.
_________________________________
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Oh, tomorrow, tomorrow
and tomorrow creeps...
_________________________________
(MOUTHING WORDS)
_________________________________
(MOUTHING WORDS)
_________________________________
In this petty pace from day to day
and all our yesterdays
_________________________________
_________________________________
have lighted fools
the way to dusty death.
_________________________________
Hey, Frankie, whatcha watchin'?
Hey, Frankie, whatcha watchin'?
_________________________________
Hey, does he get the girl?
Hey, does he get the girl?
I mean, what happens?
_________________________________
Shut up, you little rodent.
Shut up, you little rodent.
_________________________________
Hey, man, this stuff is boring, man.
Hey, man, this stuff is boring, man.
_________________________________
Come on, let's watch some boxing.
Come on, let's watch some boxing.
I wanna see some action.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING) Hey, Frankie. Que' peso'?
(LAUGHING) Hey, Frankie. Que' peso'?
You're getting slow, man.
_________________________________
-(LAUGHS)
-(LAUGHS)
-My name is Francis.
_________________________________
Francis. Not Frank.
Francis. Not Frank.
_________________________________
Not Frankie. Francis.
Not Frankie. Francis.
_________________________________
No kidding, man? Hey, so what did
you bring in today, "Frahn-cees"?
_________________________________
It's none of your business,
It's none of your business,
you intrusive little pipsqueak.
_________________________________
Look what I got.
Look what I got.
_________________________________
Oh, good show, Einstein.
Oh, good show, Einstein.
Now all we need is the court and the net.
_________________________________
_________________________________
You think this place is big enough?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hey, come on. What we need is
some good quality stuff, man.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Check it out.
-Oh, shredded leather.
_________________________________
Shredded what? What you talkin' about,
Shredded what? What you talkin' about,
man? That's a primo wallet, man.
_________________________________
-Rubbish, you mean.
-Rubbish, you mean.
-All right, that does it, Frankie, man!
_________________________________
You insulted my pride!
You insulted my pride!
That means death!
_________________________________
-FRANCIS: Behold. The runt of the litter.
-FRANCIS: Behold. The runt of the litter.
-Cut it out, you two.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Frankie! Frankie!
-Arf!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Fagin's not gonna be too happy
about this.
_________________________________
about this.
_________________________________
So, Francis, you got the food, right?
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Well, no. I...
-Ooh, Frankie.
_________________________________
Frankie.
Frankie.
It was your turn to get the food today.
_________________________________
-It's newspaper burritos again!
-It's newspaper burritos again!
-DODGER: Hey.
_________________________________
Whoa. Whoa. Cool it, Dodger fans.
Whoa. Whoa. Cool it, Dodger fans.
_________________________________
I'd like to introduce you to...
I'd like to introduce you to...
Your dinner.
_________________________________
-Hot dogs à la Dodger.
-Hot dogs! All right, Dodger man!
_________________________________
FRANCIS: You remain
FRANCIS: You remain
our preeminent benefactor.
_________________________________
EINSTEIN: Yeah. And you're okay, too.
EINSTEIN: Yeah. And you're okay, too.
_________________________________
RITA: So how'd you do it
RITA: So how'd you do it
this time, Dodgie baby?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Let me tell you, Rita. It was tough.
Only I could have done it.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Did you have to fight, man?
Did you fight? How many were there?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Picture the city.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Eighth and Broadway.
The crowds hustling.
_________________________________
_________________________________
The traffic roaring.
The hot dogs are sizzling.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I love a story with food in it.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Enter Dodger, one bad puppy.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Not just out for himself,
but community minded.
_________________________________
but community minded.
_________________________________
But he's not the only one out there.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Enter the opposition.
-(SIGHS)
_________________________________
-A greedy, ugly, psychotic monster...
-A greedy, ugly, psychotic monster...
-(GULPS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
With razor-sharp claws, dripping fangs,
_________________________________
_________________________________
and nine lives, all of them hungry.
_________________________________
_________________________________
He comes at me, eyes burning.
I knew my time had come.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Suddenly...
-(SCREECHES)
_________________________________
Gang war! Gang war!
_________________________________
Gang war! Gang war!
_________________________________
Watch out! Here comes a gang war!
_________________________________
-Help!
-Help!
-FRANCIS: Take cover!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Well, what is it?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hey, man, check it out.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SNIFFING) Ay, it's a alien!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Cool it, guys. It's just a cat.
_________________________________
-Mi madre, un gato!
_________________________________
-Mi madre, un gato!
-Felis domesticus!
_________________________________
Now, how'd you find this place, cat?
_________________________________
(STAMMERS) I followed this dog.
_________________________________
He's lying! He's lying!
He's lying! He's lying!
_________________________________
Shut up, Tito!
_________________________________
-Why would a cat follow a dog?
-Yeah?
_________________________________
I... I just wanted some of the sausages
I helped him get.
_________________________________
He's a spy, man! Come on,
let's eat him. You're dead meat, kitty.
_________________________________
I... I saw him come down.
_________________________________
Hey! That's...
Hey, that's him! Over there.
_________________________________
-Hmm?
-Hey, kitty. What took you so long?
_________________________________
-RITA: Relax, kid.
-(DOGS LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Dodger, razor-sharp claws?
_________________________________
-Dripping fangs?
-I kind of like those burning eyes.
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Hey, keep it down, guys.
The game's on.
_________________________________
Oh, boy, Dodger.
Top dog has to get help from a cat.
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(GIGGLING)
_________________________________
Hey, Tito, cool it, man.
_________________________________
Come on. Let's see this big,
bad kitty fight in action.
_________________________________
Hey, Tito, look!
_________________________________
(SHOUTS)
_________________________________
Oh, boy! Dog pile!
_________________________________
-(GRUNTING)
-Oh, what a bunch of overgrown... Oof!
_________________________________
All right. That's it.
_________________________________
(FIGHTING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
-(BARKING)
-(YELPING)
_________________________________
All right, all right, knock it off! Enough!
What's the matter with you guys?
_________________________________
Don't you understand?
_________________________________
Sykes will be here any minute.
(WHIMPERS) And I don't have...
_________________________________
-No, no, no, no, no!
-(BARKING)
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
No, no. Stop it.
_________________________________
No. No. No licking.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
What a joke! All right, settle down.
_________________________________
-(HORN HONKING)
-Sykes!
_________________________________
All right, all right. I'm coming.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(WHIMPERING) I'll be right there.
_________________________________
_________________________________
You guys, listen. Don't let me down.
_________________________________
_________________________________
What do you got?
Let's see what you got.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GASPS) It's worthless!
What have you done?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh, how are we ever going
to pay Sykes off with a pussycat?
_________________________________
_________________________________
-(POUNDING)
-(FEROCIOUS GROWLING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh. (NERVOUS CHUCKLING)
Look who's here, kids.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Company. Nice doggies.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I was just on my way out.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
ROSCOE: You guys miss us?
_________________________________
Mr. Sykes. I, uh... (STAMMERING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
He's gonna kill me.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Hello. Oh, lovely evening.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I was just saying this to your two lovely
purebred Dobermans.
_________________________________
_________________________________
The money, Fagin.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Actually, I've got something
much better than money.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Some luxury items that should make
a considerable dent in my debt to you.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh, my!
You waxed your car, didn't you?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Did they use the buffer on it,
because I can see myself.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I don't want your garbage, Fagin!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh, please, Sykes.
Oh, please. Oh, please.
_________________________________
_________________________________
SYKES: I don't think you grasp
_________________________________
_________________________________
the severity of the situation.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh, no! Oh, no, I did grasp it.
_________________________________
_________________________________
This is how I grasp. Look. (SCREAMS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(STAMMERING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Accident.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Accident! Ooh-hoo-hoo!
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Mr. Fagin!
-Sorry.
_________________________________
Now, I lent you money and I don't see it.
_________________________________
Now, I lent you money and I don't see it.
_________________________________
Do you know what happens when
I don't see my money, Fagin?
_________________________________
_________________________________
-(WHEEZING)
-People get hurt.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-People like you get hurt.
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Do I make myself clear?
-(COUGHS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SQUEAKING) Clear! Perfectly clear!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Ya know, Rita, I can't figure out,
_________________________________
_________________________________
why you'd rather
hang around a dump like this,
_________________________________
hang around a dump like this,
_________________________________
when you could be living uptown
with a class act like myself.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Isn't it rather dangerous to use one's
entire vocabulary in a single sentence?
_________________________________
_________________________________
(LAUGHING) Hey, Frankie, get down,
brother. You bad, man.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hey, you got something to say
to me, fat boy?
_________________________________
to me, fat boy?
_________________________________
(STAMMERING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Come on, you guys don't scare me.
I'll kill you both.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Come on, let me at 'em! (GROWLING)
I'll kill 'em! I'll kill 'em!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(ROSCOE CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Go ahead. Let him go.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Why don't you pick on someone
your own size?
_________________________________
your own size?
_________________________________
-Like you, old man?
-DODGER: Hey, Roscoe.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Roscoe, is this us
losing our sense of humor?
_________________________________
losing our sense of humor?
_________________________________
Nah. I ain't lost my sense of humor.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(CRASH)
_________________________________
_________________________________
See? I find that funny. (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh, please.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(CRYING) Please. Oh, please!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Three sunrises. Three sunsets.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Three days, Fagin.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Three sunrises. Three sunsets.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Three days. Three, three, three.
That's nine.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Nine?
-No, Fagin.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Three.
-Three!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh, you mean, just three days?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh, my goodness! (SOBBING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh, I'm having a bad day!
_________________________________
_________________________________
-(HORN BLARING)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(WATER SPLASHING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hey, hey, Roscoe. Look what I found.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Forget it, DeSoto. We gotta go.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I like cats. I like to eat 'em.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(YELPING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GROWLS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(BOTH GROWLING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Get out of my way, Dodger.
_________________________________
_________________________________
That's enough, Roscoe.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(HORN HONKING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
RITA: Run along, Roscoe.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Your master's calling.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-(GROWLING)
-(HONKING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Come on, DeSoto.
_________________________________
_________________________________
We ain't finished, Dodger.
You guys are gonna pay for this,
_________________________________
_________________________________
starting with that cat.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh, yeah? You guys don't scare me!
Come on and say it to my face!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on!
_________________________________
come on, come on!
_________________________________
Yeah, those creeps'll think twice
before hassling us, man. (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
_________________________________
All right, kid. What'd I tell you guys?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Ol' Dodge can really pick 'em, huh?
_________________________________
_________________________________
(DOOR CLOSING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Ooh, three days.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
How am I ever gonna come up
with all that money? (CRYING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
What's the use? I'll never get out
from under that maniac.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SIGHS) My days are numbered
_________________________________
_________________________________
and the number is three.
_________________________________
_________________________________
It's hopeless.
_________________________________
Thanks, guys.
Thanks, guys.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING) That reminds me.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING) That reminds me.
_________________________________
I saw DeSoto's nose. Who did that?
_________________________________
You? You.
You? You.
_________________________________
-(LAUGHING) That took a lot of guts.
-(LAUGHING) That took a lot of guts.
-(PURRING)
_________________________________
We've never had a cat
in the gang before.
We've never had a cat
in the gang before.
_________________________________
We can use all the help we can get.
We can use all the help we can get.
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
-(CRACKING NECK)
-Ahhh. All right. Time for bed.
_________________________________
_________________________________
We've got a big day tomorrow.
_________________________________
-(WHINING)
-(WHINING)
-Aww, no.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Oh, all right.
_________________________________
But just one chapter tonight.
But just one chapter tonight.
_________________________________
Um, let's see. (MUTTERING)
Um, let's see. (MUTTERING)
_________________________________
Here we are. Here we are. Chapter 7.
Here we are. Here we are. Chapter 7.
(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________
"Sparky stopped
"Sparky stopped
and he rolled in a field of wildflowers.
_________________________________
"The dandelions tickled his nose,
"The dandelions tickled his nose,
_________________________________
-"till he laughed out loud.
-"till he laughed out loud.
-(HEAVY PANTING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
"And then something caught his eye.
_________________________________
"It was Bumper the rabbit.
_________________________________
"It was Bumper the rabbit.
_________________________________
"Sparky jumped to his feet,
_________________________________
_________________________________
"and ran toward Bumper
barking loudly."
_________________________________
_________________________________
(WEAKLY) Woof. Woof.
_________________________________
Well, you try it sometime.
_________________________________
Well, you try it sometime.
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT) Ruff! R-Ruff!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Well, that's because you're a dog.
_________________________________
_________________________________
"Sparky knew that Bumper would run
_________________________________
_________________________________
"and that he could chase him
over the field.
_________________________________
over the field.
_________________________________
"But Sparky would never
catch him or hurt him
_________________________________
catch him or hurt him
_________________________________
"because Sparky was not
that kind of a dog."
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SNORING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(PURRING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
_________________________________
(TRIBAL DRUMMING)
_________________________________
(SINGING) Hega hega
(TRIBAL DRUMMING)
_________________________________
(SINGING) Hega hega
_________________________________
Ya-hi-ye hega
_________________________________
_________________________________
Ya-hi-ye-ne-he
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hega
_________________________________
(HORN BLOWING)
_________________________________
(HORN BLOWING)
_________________________________
Hega, hega
_________________________________
_________________________________
Ya-hi-ye hega
_________________________________
_________________________________
Ya-hi-ye-ne-he
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hega
_________________________________
_________________________________
Steady as the beating drum
_________________________________
_________________________________
Singing to the cedar flute
_________________________________
_________________________________
Seasons go and seasons come
_________________________________
_________________________________
Bring the corn and bear the fruit
_________________________________
_________________________________
By the waters sweet and clean
_________________________________
_________________________________
Where the mighty sturgeon lives
_________________________________
Plant the squash and reap the bean
_________________________________
Plant the squash and reap the bean
_________________________________
All the earth our Mother gives
_________________________________
_________________________________
O, Great Spirit, hear our song
_________________________________
_________________________________
Help us keep the ancient ways
_________________________________
_________________________________
Keep the sacred fires strong
_________________________________
_________________________________
Walk in balance all our days
_________________________________
_________________________________
Seasons go and seasons come
_________________________________
_________________________________
Steady as the beating drum
_________________________________
_________________________________
Plum to seed to bud to plum
_________________________________
(WHOOPING)
_________________________________
(WHOOPING)
_________________________________
Steady as the beating drum
_________________________________
Ya-hi-ye hega
Ya-hi-ye hega
_________________________________
-Ya-hi-ye-ne-he hega
-Ya-hi-ye-ne-he hega
-Hey! Oof!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SPEAKING ALGONQUIAN)
_________________________________
_________________________________
It's good to be home.
_________________________________
(SPEAKING ALGONQUIAN)
_________________________________
_________________________________
The Massawomecks are defeated!
_________________________________
_________________________________
With the help of our brothers,
our villages are safe again.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(CHEERING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Your return has brought
much joy to the village.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Look at all the smiling faces.
-(GIGGLING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Yes. But there's
one smiling face I don't see.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Where is my daughter?
_________________________________
_________________________________
You know Pocahontas.
_________________________________
_________________________________
She has her mother's spirit.
_________________________________
_________________________________
She goes wherever the wind takes her.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(LEAVES RUSTLING)
_________________________________
NAKOMA: Pocahontas!
NAKOMA: Pocahontas!
_________________________________
Your father's back.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Come down here!
_________________________________
_________________________________
He's back, Flit.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-(PURRING)
-(BUZZING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Come on, Meeko!
_________________________________
_________________________________
No! Not that way.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Show-off.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-(CLICKING TONGUE)
-(TRILLING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(PURRING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
-(WHINING)
-(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
-(SHRIEKING)
-Pocahontas?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Pocahontas? Are you all right?
_________________________________
_________________________________
You'd better be all right,
because I'm not coming in after you...
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GASPING AND COUGHING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Don't you think we're getting
a little old for these games?
_________________________________
_________________________________
(LAUGHING AND SHRIEKING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GIGGLING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Help me turn this thing over.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(CHIRPING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
What were you doing up there?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Thinking. Meeko!
_________________________________
_________________________________
About the dream again?
Have you figured it out yet?
_________________________________
_________________________________
I know it means something,
I just don't know what.
_________________________________
_________________________________
You should ask your father about it.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Maybe I should.
-(PURRING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Come on, Flit.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Quit playing around.
We have to get back.
_________________________________
We have to get back.
_________________________________
(DEFLATING SOUND)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(POUNDING DRUM)
_________________________________
POWHATAN:
_________________________________
POWHATAN:
Faced a determined enemy.
_________________________________
_________________________________
The battle lasted
from the rising of the sun
_________________________________
_________________________________
until the evening shadows fell.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Our warriors fought with courage,
but none as bravely as Kocoum,
_________________________________
_________________________________
for he attacked with
the fierce strength of the bear.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-He has proven himself to be...
-He is so handsome!
_________________________________
_________________________________
I especially love the smile.
_________________________________
POWHATAN: Destroying every
POWHATAN: Destroying every
enemy in his path.
_________________________________
Tonight, we will feast in his honor.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(CHEERING AND WHOOPING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
-My daughter.
-Winggapo, Father.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Seeing you gives me great joy.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I'm so glad you've come home safely.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Come with me.
We have much to talk about.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I want to hear everything
you've been doing.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(PURRING AND BUZZING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Father, for many nights now,
I've been having a very strange dream.
_________________________________
_________________________________
It's telling me something's
about to happen, something exciting.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Yes. Something exciting
is about to happen.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-(PURRING)
-Really? What is it?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Kocoum has asked to seek
your hand in marriage.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Marry Kocoum?
_________________________________
_________________________________
-(CHIRPING)
-(GAGGING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
I told him it would make my heart soar.
_________________________________
_________________________________
But he's so serious.
_________________________________
_________________________________
My daughter,
Kocoum will make a fine husband.
_________________________________
_________________________________
He is loyal and strong and will build
you a good house with sturdy walls.
_________________________________
_________________________________
With him,
you will be safe from harm.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Father, I think my dream is
pointing me down another path.
_________________________________
_________________________________
This is the right path for you.
_________________________________
_________________________________
But why can't I choose...
_________________________________
_________________________________
-(GASPING)
-(GROWLING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(CUCKOO SOUND)
_________________________________
_________________________________
-(GROWLING)
-(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Pocahontas, come with me.
_________________________________
_________________________________
You are the daughter of the chief.
_________________________________
_________________________________
It is time to take
your place among our people.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Even the wild mountain stream
must someday join the big river.
_________________________________
(SINGING) As the river cuts his path
_________________________________
(SINGING) As the river cuts his path
_________________________________
Though the river's proud and strong
_________________________________
_________________________________
He will choose the smoothest course
_________________________________
_________________________________
That's why rivers live so long.
_________________________________
_________________________________
They're steady
_________________________________
_________________________________
As the steady beating drum
_________________________________
Your mother wore this for our wedding.
_________________________________
Your mother wore this for our wedding.
_________________________________
It was her dream to see you
wear it at your own.
_________________________________
_________________________________
It suits you.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(PURRING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
He wants me to be steady.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Like the river.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SHRIEKING AND SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING) But it's not steady at all.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SINGING)
What I love most about rivers is
_________________________________
What I love most about rivers is
_________________________________
You can't step in the same river twice
_________________________________
_________________________________
The water's always changing
_________________________________
_________________________________
Always flowing
_________________________________
_________________________________
But people, I guess
can't live like that
_________________________________
_________________________________
We all must pay a price
_________________________________
_________________________________
To be safe we lose our chance
of ever knowing
_________________________________
_________________________________
What's around the river bend
_________________________________
_________________________________
Waiting just around the river bend
_________________________________
_________________________________
I look once more
_________________________________
_________________________________
Just around the river bend
_________________________________
_________________________________
Beyond the shore
_________________________________
_________________________________
Where the gulls fly free
_________________________________
_________________________________
Don't know what for
_________________________________
_________________________________
What I dream the day might send
_________________________________
_________________________________
Just around the river bend
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
For me
_________________________________
_________________________________
Coming for me
_________________________________
_________________________________
I feel it there beyond those trees
Or right behind these waterfalls
_________________________________
_________________________________
Can I ignore that sound
of distant drumming?
_________________________________
_________________________________
For a handsome, sturdy husband
who builds handsome, sturdy walls
_________________________________
_________________________________
And never dreams that
something might be coming
_________________________________
_________________________________
Just around the river bend
_________________________________
_________________________________
I look once more
_________________________________
_________________________________
Just around the river bend
_________________________________
_________________________________
Beyond the shore
_________________________________
_________________________________
Somewhere past the sea
_________________________________
_________________________________
Don't know what for
_________________________________
_________________________________
Why do all my dreams extend
_________________________________
_________________________________
Just around the river bend?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Just around the river bend
_________________________________
_________________________________
Should I choose the smoothest course
_________________________________
_________________________________
Steady as the beating drum?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Should I marry Kocoum?
_________________________________
_________________________________
ls all my dreaming at an end?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Or do you still
_________________________________
_________________________________
Wait for me, dream giver?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Just around the river
_________________________________
_________________________________
Bend
_________________________________
_________________________________
(PURRING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(CHIRPING AND TWITTERING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(HOOTING)
_________________________________
WILLOW: Is that my Pocahontas?
WILLOW: Is that my Pocahontas?
_________________________________
Grandmother Willow,
I need to talk to you.
I need to talk to you.
_________________________________
Good morning, child.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I was hoping you'd visit today.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GASPING)
Why, your mother's necklace!
_________________________________
Why, your mother's necklace!
_________________________________
That's what I wanted
to talk to you about.
_________________________________
to talk to you about.
_________________________________
My father wants me to marry Kocoum.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Kocoum? But he's so serious!
_________________________________
_________________________________
I know. My father thinks
it's the right path for me.
_________________________________
_________________________________
But lately, I've been having
this dream, and I think it's...
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh, a dream! Let's hear all about it!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(TWITTERING AND SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Quiet!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SHOUTING) Quiet!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(RIBBITS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GULPING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Now, child, you were saying?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Well, I'm running through the woods,
_________________________________
_________________________________
and then right there
in front of me is an arrow.
_________________________________
_________________________________
As I look at it, it starts to spin.
_________________________________
_________________________________
A spinning arrow? How unusual!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Yes, it spins faster and faster
and faster... until, suddenly, it stops.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(CHITTERING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Well, it seems to me this spinning arrow
is pointing you down your path.
_________________________________
_________________________________
But, Grandmother Willow,
what is my path?
what is my path?
_________________________________
How am I ever going to find it?
_________________________________
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Your mother asked me
the very same question.
_________________________________
_________________________________
She did? What did you tell her?
_________________________________
_________________________________
I told her to listen.
_________________________________
_________________________________
All around you are spirits, child.
_________________________________
_________________________________
They live in the earth,
the water, the sky.
_________________________________
_________________________________
If you listen, they will guide you.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-I hear the wind.
-Yes.
_________________________________
_________________________________
What is it telling you?
_________________________________
_________________________________
-I don't understand.
-(DISTANT HOWLING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Que que na-to-ra
_________________________________
_________________________________
You will understand
_________________________________
_________________________________
Listen with your heart
_________________________________
_________________________________
You will understand
_________________________________
_________________________________
Let it break upon you
like a wave upon the sand
_________________________________
It's saying something's coming.
_________________________________
It's saying something's coming.
_________________________________
Strange clouds?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Listen with your heart
_________________________________
_________________________________
You will understand
_________________________________
(DRUMMING)
_________________________________
(DRUMMING)
_________________________________
(SQUEALING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(PURRING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
What do you see?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Clouds. Strange clouds.
_________________________________
RATCLIFFE: Look at it, Wiggins,
RATCLIFFE: Look at it, Wiggins,
an entire New World chock-full of gold,
_________________________________
just waiting for me.
_________________________________
_________________________________
And scores of adventures
waiting for us, right, Percy?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Do you think we'll meet some savages?
_________________________________
_________________________________
If we do, we shall be sure
to give them a proper English greeting.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh! Gift baskets!
_________________________________
_________________________________
And he came so highly recommended.
_________________________________
_________________________________
It's perfect, the water's deep enough.
We can pull right up to shore.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hey, there, Percy.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Very well, then. Give the order.
-Already done, sir.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I've got a crew assembled,
and they're ready to go.
_________________________________
_________________________________
About the natives...
_________________________________
_________________________________
I'm counting on you to make sure
those filthy heathens
_________________________________
_________________________________
don't disrupt our mission.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Well, if they're anything like
the savages I've fought before,
_________________________________
_________________________________
it's nothing I can't handle.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Right. That'll be all, Smith.
There's a good man.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-See ya, Percy.
-(GROWLING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
The men like Smith, don't they?
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
-I've never been a popular man.
-I like you.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Don't think I don't know what those
backstabbers at court say about me.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh, yes, all that talk
about being a pathetic social climber
_________________________________
_________________________________
-who's failed at everything...
-I'm very well aware that this is
_________________________________
_________________________________
my last chance for glory.
But mark my words, Wiggins,
_________________________________
_________________________________
when King James sees the gold
these peasants unearth,
_________________________________
_________________________________
success will be mine, at last.
_________________________________
-MAN: Wake up! Shake a leg!
-Two of you up on the yardarm!
_________________________________
It's incredible.
_________________________________
_________________________________
And it's all ours.
I've never seen anything like it.
_________________________________
_________________________________
It can look like
Ratcliffe's knickers for all I care,
_________________________________
_________________________________
just as long as I
get off this stinking boat!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Come on, men. We didn't come
all this way just to look at it.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-(MEN CALL)
-(BIRDS CHIRP)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(WILDERNESS SOUNDS)
_________________________________
BEN: Keep it taut, lads.
BEN: Keep it taut, lads.
Keep it taut! Steady! Steady!
_________________________________
LON: Hold up! That's far enough!
LON: Hold up! That's far enough!
_________________________________
All right now, tie her off!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Here, John, tie off this end.
_________________________________
_________________________________
John? John?
_________________________________
_________________________________
-What are you doing up there?
-Getting a better look.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-(SQUEAKING)
-(GASPING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(PURRING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
-(SQUEAKING)
-(PURRING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hey!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(CHITTERING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(COOING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Well, you're a strange looking fellow.
_________________________________
_________________________________
You hungry?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Here you go. It's a biscuit.
_________________________________
_________________________________
It's food. Well, sort of.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-You like it, eh?
-(PURRING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Well, try eating it
for four months straight.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-(CHITTERING)
-You got a friend back there?
_________________________________
_________________________________
-(ANGRY SQUEAKING)
-Hey... what the... What... Watch out.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-No... get that... Look out!
-(PURRING, CHIRPING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
-(TRUMPET SOUNDING)
-John, you better get down here!
_________________________________
_________________________________
The governor's coming ashore.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-(ANGRY SQUEAKING)
-All right. I'm leaving.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(CHIRPING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(MURMURING)
_________________________________
MAN: Did you see their skin?
_________________________________
MAN 2: Pale and sickly.
_________________________________
They have hair on their faces like dogs.
_________________________________
_________________________________
My brothers, we must know
more about these visitors.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Kekata, what do you see?
_________________________________
_________________________________
(CHANTING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SPEAKING ALGONQUIAN)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(RATTLING, HOWLING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
These are not men like us...
_________________________________
_________________________________
but strange beasts
with bodies that shine like the sun,
_________________________________
_________________________________
and weapons that spout
fire and thunder.
_________________________________
_________________________________
They prowl the earth
like ravenous wolves,
_________________________________
_________________________________
consuming everything in their path.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Great Powhatan, I will lead our warriors
to the river and attack.
_________________________________
_________________________________
We will destroy these invaders the way
we destroyed the Massawomecks.
we destroyed the Massawomecks.
_________________________________
Kocoum, in that battle we knew
how to fight our enemy,
_________________________________
_________________________________
but these pale visitors
are strange to us.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Take some men to the river
to observe them.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Let us hope
they do not intend to stay.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(MILITARY DRUMROLL)
_________________________________
_________________________________
I hereby claim this land
and all its riches
_________________________________
_________________________________
in the name of His Majesty,
King James the First,
_________________________________
_________________________________
and do so name
this settlement Jamestown.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-(MEN CHEER)
-Bravo! Bravo! Beautifully spoken, sir!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hurry now, Percy.
_________________________________
_________________________________
We must be all squeaky clean
for the New World.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SIGHING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GULPING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(PURRING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(PURRING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SNARLING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(YELPING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(PURRING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GULPING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SNARLING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(BARKING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(YIPPING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GROWLING AND MOANING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Captain Smith, it appears
I've selected the perfect location.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Not a savage in sight.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Just because we don't see them
doesn't mean they're not out there.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Then perhaps you should venture forth
and determine their whereabouts, hm?
_________________________________
_________________________________
If there are any Indians
out there, I'll find them.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Now, gentlemen, to work.
_________________________________
_________________________________
You men, get the ship unloaded,
you men build the fort.
_________________________________
_________________________________
The rest of you, break out the shovels!
_________________________________
-It's time to start digging!
-Digging?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Well, of course! Let's not forget
what the Spanish found
_________________________________
_________________________________
when they came to the New World.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Gold! Mountains of it.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Why, for years, they've been
ravaging the New World
_________________________________
_________________________________
of its most precious resources.
_________________________________
_________________________________
But now...
_________________________________
_________________________________
it's our turn.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-(SINGING) The gold of Cortz
-(GASPING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
The jewels of Pizarro
_________________________________
_________________________________
Will seem like mere trinkets
by this time tomorrow
_________________________________
_________________________________
The gold we find here
will dwarf them by far
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh, with all you got in ya, boys
_________________________________
_________________________________
Dig up Virginia, boys
_________________________________
_________________________________
Mine, boys
_________________________________
_________________________________
Mine every mountain
_________________________________
_________________________________
And dig, boys
_________________________________
_________________________________
Dig till ya drop
_________________________________
_________________________________
Grab a pick, boys
_________________________________
_________________________________
Quick, boys
_________________________________
_________________________________
Shove in a shovel
_________________________________
_________________________________
Uncover those lovely pebbles
that sparkle and shine
_________________________________
_________________________________
It's gold
_________________________________
_________________________________
And it's mine, mine, mine
_________________________________
_________________________________
Dig and diggety dig
_________________________________
_________________________________
And dig and dig and diggety dig
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Hey, nonny, nonny hi, nonny, nonny
-Ooh, how I love it
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Hey, nonny, nonny hi, nonny, nonny
-Riches for cheap
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Hey, nonny, nonny hi, nonny, nonny
-There'll be heaps of it
_________________________________
_________________________________
-And I'll be on top of the heap
-Diggety, diggety, diggety, dig!
_________________________________
_________________________________
My rivals back home
it's not that I'm bitter
_________________________________
_________________________________
But think how they'll squirm
when they see how I glitter
_________________________________
_________________________________
The ladies at court will be all a-twitter
_________________________________
_________________________________
-(SIGHING)
-The king will reward me
_________________________________
_________________________________
He'll knight me
No! Lord me
_________________________________
_________________________________
It's mine!
Mine, mine for the taking
_________________________________
_________________________________
It's mine, boys
Mine me that gold
_________________________________
_________________________________
With those nuggets dug
it's glory they'll give me
_________________________________
_________________________________
My dear friend, King Jimmy
will probably build me a shrine
_________________________________
_________________________________
When all of the gold
_________________________________
_________________________________
Is mine
_________________________________
_________________________________
And dig and dig and diggety dig
_________________________________
_________________________________
All of my life I have searched
for a land like this one
_________________________________
_________________________________
A wild or more challenging country
I couldn't design
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hundreds of dangers await
and I don't plan to miss one
_________________________________
_________________________________
In a land I can claim,
a land I can tame
_________________________________
_________________________________
-The greatest adventure is mine
-Keep on working, lads
_________________________________
-Mine
-Mine
-Don't be shirking, lads
_________________________________
Mine, boys, mine
_________________________________
Mine, boys, mine
_________________________________
Mine me that gold
_________________________________
-Beautiful gold
-Beautiful gold
-I dig for that gold
_________________________________
Make this island my land
_________________________________
Make this island my land
_________________________________
Make the mounds big, boys
I'd help you to dig, boys
_________________________________
_________________________________
But I've got this crick in me spine
_________________________________
-This land we behold
-This land we behold
-This beauty untold
_________________________________
-A man can be bold
-A man can be bold
-It all can be sold
_________________________________
So go for the gold
_________________________________
So go for the gold
_________________________________
We know which is here
_________________________________
-Mine, mine, mine
-Mine, mine, mine
-(INDISTINCT SINGING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SNORING)
_________________________________
In the jungle, the mighty jungle
_________________________________
The lion sleeps tonight
_________________________________
In the jungle, the mighty jungle...
_________________________________
SIMBA: Timon. Timon.
_________________________________
Timon!
_________________________________
Oh. Ohh.
_________________________________
-I got to go.
-Go?
_________________________________
Go where?
_________________________________
You know, go bad.
_________________________________
Oh, go. Why didn't you say so?
_________________________________
Come on, let's go.
_________________________________
When you got to go you got to go.
_________________________________
TIMON: Young lion,
get down from there.
_________________________________
Whoo-hoo! All right!
_________________________________
Man, you guys look like
ants down there.
_________________________________
I'm counting to three.
_________________________________
Yahoo! (GASPS)
_________________________________
Uh-oh.
_________________________________
("JUNGLE BOOGIE" PLAYING)
_________________________________
One, two...
_________________________________
(MUSIC STOPS)
_________________________________
(MUFFLED) Three.
_________________________________
In the jungle, the mighty jungle
_________________________________
SIMBA: Timon.
_________________________________
Oh! Again?
_________________________________
No. I'm thirsty.
_________________________________
You know this means you'll be up again
_________________________________
about two hours from now.
_________________________________
Jungle boogie
_________________________________
Jungle boogie, get it on
_________________________________
Hang on, Simba! I'll save you!
_________________________________
Yahoo!
_________________________________
TIMON: Whoa!
_________________________________
SIMBA: Timon?
_________________________________
We're going to get old
walking across this thing.
_________________________________
-Jungle boogie
-Whoa!
_________________________________
In the jungle, the might...
_________________________________
-SIMBA: Timon?
-Aah!
_________________________________
What have you got against the concept
_________________________________
of a good night's sleep, huh?
_________________________________
Actually, I, uh...
_________________________________
I had a bad dream.
_________________________________
Oh, well...
_________________________________
Uhh! It wasn't me.
_________________________________
Junior had a bad dream.
_________________________________
PUMBAA: Ohh.
_________________________________
Why don't you sleep over here with us?
_________________________________
Mi Pumbaa, su Pumbaa.
_________________________________
All right!
_________________________________
The lion sleeps tonight
_________________________________
-Good night.
-Sleep tight.
_________________________________
Dream of bedbugs tonight.
_________________________________
(SNORING)
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
("THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT"
PLAYING)
_________________________________
Uyy!
_________________________________
(MAN AND CHORUS SINGING
IN NATIVE LANGUAGE)
_________________________________
My little darling
_________________________________
Don't fear, my little darling
_________________________________
Hey-a, oh, my little darling
_________________________________
Oh, don't fear, my little darling
_________________________________
(SINGS IN NATIVE LANGUAGE)
_________________________________
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
_________________________________
Don't fear, my little darling
_________________________________
Hey-a, oh, my little darling
_________________________________
(SONDS FADES,
DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Timon and Pumbaa's
Virtual Safari (Jeep Tour)
_________________________________
_________________________________
TIMON: Welcome to the
nighttime safari jeep tour.
_________________________________
We're going in style this time, folks.
Real luxury.
_________________________________
Watch this.
_________________________________
-(BEEPING)
-GPS...
_________________________________
-(CIRCLE OF LIFE PLAYING)
-DVD...
_________________________________
-PUMBAA: Emergency bacon?
-(SIZZLING)
_________________________________
-It's not bacon. It's "beacon."
-(ALARM WAILING)
_________________________________
-Emergency beacon.
-Sorry!
_________________________________
All right, Pumbaa.
Cameras ready? Let's do it!
_________________________________
Notice the exotic African wildlife.
_________________________________
Ooh, look, a rhino crossing.
Stop the jeep.
_________________________________
-(BEEPING)
-That red dot's us, right?
_________________________________
-I think so. Hmm.
-(RHINO ROARS)
_________________________________
I wonder what that sound is.
_________________________________
(FOOTSTEPS)
_________________________________
BOTH: Rhino!
_________________________________
-Oof!
-She's gonna eat me!
_________________________________
(SINGING) Hakuna Matata
_________________________________
(TIMON SCREAMS)
_________________________________
TIMON: He's gonna skewer us!
_________________________________
Go! Go! Give it some gas!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(RHINO GRUNTS FROM SPEAKER)
_________________________________
Pumbaa, I'm okay! Are you okay?
_________________________________
How do you feel?
_________________________________
Uh, actually, I feel a little hungry.
_________________________________
Hey, you're in luck. Restaurant Road.
_________________________________
Which one do you wanna pick?
Your choice!
_________________________________
As long as they've got food,
Pumbaa and I will be right at home.
_________________________________
Left looks good. No, right! No, left!
_________________________________
I'm hungry, and I just can't decide.
_________________________________
Jeez! Now I'm getting hungry. Let's go!
_________________________________
_________________________________
PUMBAA: Ooh, they've got
all my favorites, Timon!
_________________________________
(GARBLING ON SPEAKERPHONE)
_________________________________
TIMON: Ah... Hmm...
_________________________________
I'll have the double-double
maggot burger, side of cenitipedes.
_________________________________
Ooh, wait!
Can I super size that to millipedes?
_________________________________
Ooh! And some nachos
with extra dungbeetles.
_________________________________
I'll have the stinkbug-locust
combo on a leaf,
_________________________________
hold the termites,
and the weeval on a stick.
_________________________________
The giant one. Not the lesser
of the two weevals! (LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Ooh! And I also want a lice cream cone.
_________________________________
Make that two.
_________________________________
(GARBLING ON SPEAKERPHONE)
_________________________________
-What?
-He said...
_________________________________
(IMITATING GARBLE
ON SPEAKERPHONE)
_________________________________
Uh, maybe he means
go to the drive-up window.
_________________________________
-(BOTH MUNCHING)
-Great find.
_________________________________
We have to come back here.
_________________________________
(MUNCHING) Delicious!
_________________________________
Mind if I try one of your dungbeetles?
_________________________________
-No problem.
-(PUMBAA BURPS)
_________________________________
(CONTINUES MUNCHING)
_________________________________
PUMBAA: Yummy! Delicious!
_________________________________
(TIMON SMACKING LIPS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
PUMBAA: Yum! Yum! Yum!
I love fast food!
_________________________________
TIMON: Ooh! This looks good!
_________________________________
Meerkat tail on a cob?
_________________________________
Warthog snouts and tusks?
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
Mongoose pot pie.
_________________________________
(SCREAMS) It's us on the menu!
_________________________________
BANZAI: (OVER SPEAKERPHONE)
Welcome!
_________________________________
How would you like
to try our warthog special?
_________________________________
Pumbaa, get us out of here!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING) It's dinner time!
_________________________________
_________________________________
-(BEEPING)
-TIMON: Human technology.
_________________________________
You gotta love it.
_________________________________
-(RUMBLING)
-What's that?
_________________________________
PUMBAA: Uh, I think it's my stomach.
_________________________________
Are you sure?
It's awful loud even for you.
_________________________________
(RUMBLING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
BOTH: Stampede!
_________________________________
PUMBAA: Down, down, down!
_________________________________
That was close.
That was really really close!
_________________________________
Timon, did you know the wildebeest
is also called the "ganew"?
_________________________________
Oh, "Gethank you"
for the very nice tidbit.
_________________________________
We just almost got squished here!
_________________________________
You there. All safe and out of danger,
_________________________________
what do you think? Which way?
Cave or around the mountain?
_________________________________
_________________________________
PUMBAA: The elephant graveyard!
_________________________________
BANZAI: Well, looky here.
Dinner and a side dish.
_________________________________
(HYENAS CHITTERING)
_________________________________
Uh-oh! Hyenas!
_________________________________
TIMON: Let's get out of here!
_________________________________
-Where?
-Anywhere!
_________________________________
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
TIMON: Oh, no! It's really dark in here.
_________________________________
-(ENGINE STALLING)
-Come on, start. Start.
_________________________________
PUMBAA: This is so scary!
_________________________________
At least I have my blankie!
_________________________________
(KISSING)
_________________________________
My blankie always makes me feel better.
_________________________________
TIMON: That's my tail!
PUMBAA: Oops! Sorry!
_________________________________
Oooh! Look! There's some fireflies.
_________________________________
TIMON: That's weird. They're in pairs.
_________________________________
-(BATS CHITTERING)
-(BOTH SCREAM)
_________________________________
BOTH: Bats!
_________________________________
Ew! Ew! Don't let'em get in my fur!
_________________________________
_________________________________
BANZAI: Oh, isn't that just too bad?
_________________________________
Your road seems to
have come to an end!
_________________________________
TIMON: Oh, no. What do we do?
_________________________________
Forward? Backward? Left? Right?
_________________________________
PUMBAA:
There are no arrows on screen!
_________________________________
Oh, great. So, uh, forward it is.
_________________________________
Hang on, Pumbaa!
_________________________________
Right! No, no, left! No! The other Left!
_________________________________
Wait! Return! Stop!
_________________________________
No! Go, go, go, go!
_________________________________
Ooh! Oooh! Look out! No!
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
I thought you were driving?
_________________________________
I am!
_________________________________
(HYENAS CHITTER)
_________________________________
Okay, it's over. It's over.
_________________________________
Oh, sure. Now they put up the arrows.
_________________________________
Where were they then we needed them?
_________________________________
Maybe they just weren't ready.
So what do you think?
_________________________________
Should we go up or down?
_________________________________
Up, down. Who cares? Just help us.
_________________________________
BANZAI: Excuse me.
This is a toll road.
_________________________________
And today's toll is you.
_________________________________
Uh, Pumbaa?
I think we're invited for dinner.
_________________________________
_________________________________
TIMON: Hold on!
_________________________________
Ooh! Oooh! Look out! No!
_________________________________
(PUMBAA EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________
Right! No, no, left! No! The other Left!
_________________________________
PUMBAA: Wait!
Which way is left again?
_________________________________
Ow, hot! Tail on fire!
_________________________________
BANZAI: Ooh! ha-ha!
Can't wait to try some!
_________________________________
Oooh! Ow! Oooh! Ow!
Hey! Oooh! Ouch! Watch it!
_________________________________
Oooh! Ow! Oooh! Ow!
Oooh! Oooh! Ho-ho!
_________________________________
BANZAI: Hey! Don't be a stranger!
_________________________________
(CAR CRASHES)
_________________________________
PUMBAA: Sorry.
_________________________________
_________________________________
PUMBAA: Stay to the right!
TIMON: There is no right!
_________________________________
BANZAI: Hey, would ya drop
in for dinner? (LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(HYENA LAUGHS)
_________________________________
(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________
-TIMON: Aah!
-(CRASHING)
_________________________________
PUMBAA: I think my tusks
are coming loose.
_________________________________
Hey! Maybe I'll have
to move to Tuscalossa.
_________________________________
TIMON: Oy!
_________________________________
_________________________________
TIMON: Well, here we are.
_________________________________
Thank you for joining us on the tour.
Please exit to the right.
_________________________________
Make sure you have
all your personal belongings.
_________________________________
Make sure to come back
and see us real soon.
_________________________________
PUMBAA: Uh, Timon,
is that all you're going to say
_________________________________
after all we've been through?
_________________________________
What? It's just a ride.
_________________________________
That was a ride?
_________________________________
Yeah, what did ya think?
_________________________________
Oh, uh, I knew it was a ride. Yep!
_________________________________
Wanna go on it again?
_________________________________
Ooh! Wait!
Let's look at our pictures first!
_________________________________
(MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
JAQ: Cinderelly, big blue guards.
_________________________________
(GROWLS) Gus-Gus handle 'em.
_________________________________
Let me at 'em! Let me at 'em!
_________________________________
(CHIRPING)
_________________________________
Um... Let's try
the servant's entrance first.
_________________________________
MAN 1: Good morning, sir.
_________________________________
MAN 2: Good morning.
_________________________________
Onions for the King. Well done.
_________________________________
Strawberries, sir.
_________________________________
(CHIRPING)
_________________________________
Keep out of sight.
_________________________________
The King is waiting. There you are.
_________________________________
MAN 1: The King will enjoy them.
_________________________________
MAN 2: They're his favorite.
_________________________________
Hmm?
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
Now, all we have to do is
find him and everything will be...
_________________________________
Stop! You there.
_________________________________
Who are you?
What are you doing here?
_________________________________
I...
_________________________________
I'm in charge of all the servants
in this castle,
_________________________________
and I've never seen you before.
_________________________________
What is your purpose?
_________________________________
My purpose. Well... Um... I... I...
_________________________________
I'm the royal mouse catcher.
_________________________________
(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________
Royal mouse catcher? Preposterous.
_________________________________
Snap 'em and trap 'em.
That's my motto.
_________________________________
Oh, no!
_________________________________
In the 30 years
_________________________________
that I have supervised...
_________________________________
(DISHES CLATTERING)
_________________________________
...this castle,
_________________________________
I can assure you there has never
_________________________________
ever been a single, solitary...
_________________________________
WOMAN: Mouse!
_________________________________
(GLASS CHATTERING)
_________________________________
(WOMEN SCREAMING)
_________________________________
-Where is it?
-Mice!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
(TARZAN-LIKE SHOUT)
_________________________________
Oh, please, let me help.
_________________________________
This is my kitchen. I'll take care of it!
_________________________________
Take that!
_________________________________
And that! Vile vermin!
_________________________________
Please, I can handle this!
_________________________________
Not now!
_________________________________
I've got them on the run!
_________________________________
Really, I can help.
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
(GROWLS)
_________________________________
There he is! I got him! I got him!
_________________________________
So then, I'll just go get those mice.
_________________________________
(GLASS SHATTERING)
_________________________________
CINDERELLA: Come on, guys.
_________________________________
-Nice work.
-(JAQ AND GUS CHEER)
_________________________________
If we split up,
we'll find the Prince faster.
_________________________________
Split up! Righty-o!
_________________________________
But, Dad...
_________________________________
Those aren't reasons!
_________________________________
(GROANING) Breeding, refinement!
_________________________________
These are the reasons
to marry someone.
_________________________________
Not their choice in transparent footwear!
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
Ooh! Nice parry.
_________________________________
Thanks.
_________________________________
(BOTH STRAINING)
_________________________________
It's not about the slipper.
It's the girl in the slipper.
_________________________________
She was... Well, she was...
_________________________________
She was what?
_________________________________
(GRUNTS) Well, she was the one.
_________________________________
I know it.
_________________________________
KING: You think there's only
one woman in the kingdom
_________________________________
who wears a size four and a half?
_________________________________
It's all I have to go on here.
_________________________________
Oh, poppycock!
_________________________________
(KING MOANS)
_________________________________
You remember when you met Mom?
_________________________________
You said the first time
you touched her hand
_________________________________
you just knew, instantly.
_________________________________
Mmm. The stars were
brighter that night.
_________________________________
Dad, you found true love.
_________________________________
That's all I want.
_________________________________
(BUGLE CALL)
_________________________________
Oh! They found her!
_________________________________
(CREAKING)
_________________________________
(GASPS) Zug-zug!
_________________________________
Timon and Pumbaa's
Virtual Safari (Jeep Tour)
_________________________________
_________________________________
TIMON: Welcome to the
nighttime safari jeep tour.
_________________________________
We're going in style this time, folks.
Real luxury.
_________________________________
Watch this.
_________________________________
-(BEEPING)
-GPS...
_________________________________
-(CIRCLE OF LIFE PLAYING)
-DVD...
_________________________________
-PUMBAA: Emergency bacon?
-(SIZZLING)
_________________________________
-It's not bacon. It's "beacon."
-(ALARM WAILING)
_________________________________
-Emergency beacon.
-Sorry!
_________________________________
All right, Pumbaa.
Cameras ready? Let's do it!
_________________________________
Notice the exotic African wildlife.
_________________________________
Ooh, look, a rhino crossing.
Stop the jeep.
_________________________________
-(BEEPING)
-That red dot's us, right?
_________________________________
-I think so. Hmm.
-(RHINO ROARS)
_________________________________
I wonder what that sound is.
_________________________________
(FOOTSTEPS)
_________________________________
BOTH: Rhino!
_________________________________
-Oof!
-She's gonna eat me!
_________________________________
(SINGING) Hakuna Matata
_________________________________
(TIMON SCREAMS)
_________________________________
TIMON: He's gonna skewer us!
_________________________________
Go! Go! Give it some gas!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(RHINO GRUNTS FROM SPEAKER)
_________________________________
Pumbaa, I'm okay! Are you okay?
_________________________________
How do you feel?
_________________________________
Uh, actually, I feel a little hungry.
_________________________________
Hey, you're in luck. Restaurant Road.
_________________________________
Which one do you wanna pick?
Your choice!
_________________________________
As long as they've got food,
Pumbaa and I will be right at home.
_________________________________
Left looks good. No, right! No, left!
_________________________________
I'm hungry, and I just can't decide.
_________________________________
Jeez! Now I'm getting hungry. Let's go!
_________________________________
_________________________________
PUMBAA: Ooh, they've got
all my favorites, Timon!
_________________________________
(GARBLING ON SPEAKERPHONE)
_________________________________
TIMON: Ah... Hmm...
_________________________________
I'll have the double-double
maggot burger, side of cenitipedes.
_________________________________
Ooh, wait!
Can I super size that to millipedes?
_________________________________
Ooh! And some nachos
with extra dungbeetles.
_________________________________
I'll have the stinkbug-locust
combo on a leaf,
_________________________________
hold the termites,
and the weeval on a stick.
_________________________________
The giant one. Not the lesser
of the two weevals! (LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Ooh! And I also want a lice cream cone.
_________________________________
Make that two.
_________________________________
(GARBLING ON SPEAKERPHONE)
_________________________________
-What?
-He said...
_________________________________
(IMITATING GARBLE
ON SPEAKERPHONE)
_________________________________
Uh, maybe he means
go to the drive-up window.
_________________________________
-(BOTH MUNCHING)
-Great find.
_________________________________
We have to come back here.
_________________________________
(MUNCHING) Delicious!
_________________________________
Mind if I try one of your dungbeetles?
_________________________________
-No problem.
-(PUMBAA BURPS)
_________________________________
(CONTINUES MUNCHING)
_________________________________
PUMBAA: Yummy! Delicious!
_________________________________
(TIMON SMACKING LIPS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
PUMBAA: Yum! Yum! Yum!
I love fast food!
_________________________________
TIMON: Ooh! This looks good!
_________________________________
Meerkat tail on a cob?
_________________________________
Warthog snouts and tusks?
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
Mongoose pot pie.
_________________________________
(SCREAMS) It's us on the menu!
_________________________________
BANZAI: (OVER SPEAKERPHONE)
Welcome!
_________________________________
How would you like
to try our warthog special?
_________________________________
Pumbaa, get us out of here!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING) It's dinner time!
_________________________________
_________________________________
-(BEEPING)
-TIMON: Human technology.
_________________________________
You gotta love it.
_________________________________
-(RUMBLING)
-What's that?
_________________________________
PUMBAA: Uh, I think it's my stomach.
_________________________________
Are you sure?
It's awful loud even for you.
_________________________________
(RUMBLING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
BOTH: Stampede!
_________________________________
PUMBAA: Down, down, down!
_________________________________
That was close.
That was really really close!
_________________________________
Timon, did you know the wildebeest
is also called the "ganew"?
_________________________________
Oh, "Gethank you"
for the very nice tidbit.
_________________________________
We just almost got squished here!
_________________________________
You there. All safe and out of danger,
_________________________________
what do you think? Which way?
Cave or around the mountain?
_________________________________
_________________________________
PUMBAA: The elephant graveyard!
_________________________________
BANZAI: Well, looky here.
Dinner and a side dish.
_________________________________
(HYENAS CHITTERING)
_________________________________
Uh-oh! Hyenas!
_________________________________
TIMON: Let's get out of here!
_________________________________
-Where?
-Anywhere!
_________________________________
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
TIMON: Oh, no! It's really dark in here.
_________________________________
-(ENGINE STALLING)
-Come on, start. Start.
_________________________________
PUMBAA: This is so scary!
_________________________________
At least I have my blankie!
_________________________________
(KISSING)
_________________________________
My blankie always makes me feel better.
_________________________________
TIMON: That's my tail!
PUMBAA: Oops! Sorry!
_________________________________
Oooh! Look! There's some fireflies.
_________________________________
TIMON: That's weird. They're in pairs.
_________________________________
-(BATS CHITTERING)
-(BOTH SCREAM)
_________________________________
BOTH: Bats!
_________________________________
Ew! Ew! Don't let'em get in my fur!
_________________________________
_________________________________
BANZAI: Oh, isn't that just too bad?
_________________________________
Your road seems to
have come to an end!
_________________________________
TIMON: Oh, no. What do we do?
_________________________________
Forward? Backward? Left? Right?
_________________________________
PUMBAA:
There are no arrows on screen!
_________________________________
Oh, great. So, uh, forward it is.
_________________________________
Hang on, Pumbaa!
_________________________________
Right! No, no, left! No! The other Left!
_________________________________
Wait! Return! Stop!
_________________________________
No! Go, go, go, go!
_________________________________
Ooh! Oooh! Look out! No!
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
I thought you were driving?
_________________________________
I am!
_________________________________
(HYENAS CHITTER)
_________________________________
Okay, it's over. It's over.
_________________________________
Oh, sure. Now they put up the arrows.
_________________________________
Where were they then we needed them?
_________________________________
Maybe they just weren't ready.
So what do you think?
_________________________________
Should we go up or down?
_________________________________
Up, down. Who cares? Just help us.
_________________________________
BANZAI: Excuse me.
This is a toll road.
_________________________________
And today's toll is you.
_________________________________
Uh, Pumbaa?
I think we're invited for dinner.
_________________________________
_________________________________
TIMON: Hold on!
_________________________________
Ooh! Oooh! Look out! No!
_________________________________
(PUMBAA EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________
Right! No, no, left! No! The other Left!
_________________________________
PUMBAA: Wait!
Which way is left again?
_________________________________
Ow, hot! Tail on fire!
_________________________________
BANZAI: Ooh! ha-ha!
Can't wait to try some!
_________________________________
Oooh! Ow! Oooh! Ow!
Hey! Oooh! Ouch! Watch it!
_________________________________
Oooh! Ow! Oooh! Ow!
Oooh! Oooh! Ho-ho!
_________________________________
BANZAI: Hey! Don't be a stranger!
_________________________________
(CAR CRASHES)
_________________________________
PUMBAA: Sorry.
_________________________________
_________________________________
PUMBAA: Stay to the right!
TIMON: There is no right!
_________________________________
BANZAI: Hey, would ya drop
in for dinner? (LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(HYENA LAUGHS)
_________________________________
(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________
-TIMON: Aah!
-(CRASHING)
_________________________________
PUMBAA: I think my tusks
are coming loose.
_________________________________
Hey! Maybe I'll have
to move to Tuscalossa.
_________________________________
TIMON: Oy!
_________________________________
_________________________________
TIMON: Well, here we are.
_________________________________
Thank you for joining us on the tour.
Please exit to the right.
_________________________________
Make sure you have
all your personal belongings.
_________________________________
Make sure to come back
and see us real soon.
_________________________________
PUMBAA: Uh, Timon,
is that all you're going to say
_________________________________
after all we've been through?
_________________________________
What? It's just a ride.
_________________________________
That was a ride?
_________________________________
Yeah, what did ya think?
_________________________________
Oh, uh, I knew it was a ride. Yep!
_________________________________
Wanna go on it again?
_________________________________
Ooh! Wait!
Let's look at our pictures first!
_________________________________
(MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
JAQ: Cinderelly, big blue guards.
_________________________________
(GROWLS) Gus-Gus handle 'em.
_________________________________
Let me at 'em! Let me at 'em!
_________________________________
(CHIRPING)
_________________________________
Um... Let's try
the servant's entrance first.
_________________________________
MAN 1: Good morning, sir.
_________________________________
MAN 2: Good morning.
_________________________________
Onions for the King. Well done.
_________________________________
Strawberries, sir.
_________________________________
(CHIRPING)
_________________________________
Keep out of sight.
_________________________________
The King is waiting. There you are.
_________________________________
MAN 1: The King will enjoy them.
_________________________________
MAN 2: They're his favorite.
_________________________________
Hmm?
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
Now, all we have to do is
find him and everything will be...
_________________________________
Stop! You there.
_________________________________
Who are you?
What are you doing here?
_________________________________
I...
_________________________________
I'm in charge of all the servants
in this castle,
_________________________________
and I've never seen you before.
_________________________________
What is your purpose?
_________________________________
My purpose. Well... Um... I... I...
_________________________________
I'm the royal mouse catcher.
_________________________________
(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________
Royal mouse catcher? Preposterous.
_________________________________
Snap 'em and trap 'em.
That's my motto.
_________________________________
Oh, no!
_________________________________
In the 30 years
_________________________________
that I have supervised...
_________________________________
(DISHES CLATTERING)
_________________________________
...this castle,
_________________________________
I can assure you there has never
_________________________________
ever been a single, solitary...
_________________________________
WOMAN: Mouse!
_________________________________
(GLASS CHATTERING)
_________________________________
(WOMEN SCREAMING)
_________________________________
-Where is it?
-Mice!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
(TARZAN-LIKE SHOUT)
_________________________________
Oh, please, let me help.
_________________________________
This is my kitchen. I'll take care of it!
_________________________________
Take that!
_________________________________
And that! Vile vermin!
_________________________________
Please, I can handle this!
_________________________________
Not now!
_________________________________
I've got them on the run!
_________________________________
Really, I can help.
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
(GROWLS)
_________________________________
There he is! I got him! I got him!
_________________________________
So then, I'll just go get those mice.
_________________________________
(GLASS SHATTERING)
_________________________________
CINDERELLA: Come on, guys.
_________________________________
-Nice work.
-(JAQ AND GUS CHEER)
_________________________________
If we split up,
we'll find the Prince faster.
_________________________________
Split up! Righty-o!
_________________________________
But, Dad...
_________________________________
Those aren't reasons!
_________________________________
(GROANING) Breeding, refinement!
_________________________________
These are the reasons
to marry someone.
_________________________________
Not their choice in transparent footwear!
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
Ooh! Nice parry.
_________________________________
Thanks.
_________________________________
(BOTH STRAINING)
_________________________________
It's not about the slipper.
It's the girl in the slipper.
_________________________________
She was... Well, she was...
_________________________________
She was what?
_________________________________
(GRUNTS) Well, she was the one.
_________________________________
I know it.
_________________________________
KING: You think there's only
one woman in the kingdom
_________________________________
who wears a size four and a half?
_________________________________
It's all I have to go on here.
_________________________________
Oh, poppycock!
_________________________________
(KING MOANS)
_________________________________
You remember when you met Mom?
_________________________________
You said the first time
you touched her hand
_________________________________
you just knew, instantly.
_________________________________
Mmm. The stars were
brighter that night.
_________________________________
Dad, you found true love.
_________________________________
That's all I want.
_________________________________
(BUGLE CALL)
_________________________________
Oh! They found her!
_________________________________
(CREAKING)
_________________________________
(GASPS) Zug-zug!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(ALL SNORING)
_________________________________
(YAWNS)
_________________________________
Whoa. Watch where you aim
that morning breath.
_________________________________
That should come with a warning label.
_________________________________
Whoo, what a wake-up call.
_________________________________
Heh heh heh. Looks like
someone woke up
_________________________________
on the wrong side of the warthog.
_________________________________
What's the matter, pops?
_________________________________
Had a little too much hakuna matata?
_________________________________
Ooh. Sonny boy,
I invented hakuna matata.
_________________________________
Oh, yeah? Well, I perfected it.
_________________________________
Sure you did, sure you did.
_________________________________
Pumbaa, who holds the record
_________________________________
for the world's longest bug belch?
_________________________________
Uh, that would be Simba.
_________________________________
All righty, then.
_________________________________
Who's the champion
at slug swallowing?
_________________________________
Simba again.
_________________________________
-Cricket crunching?
-Simba.
_________________________________
-Grub gulping?
-Simba.
_________________________________
-Maggot munching?
-Still Simba.
_________________________________
Snail slurping?
_________________________________
Oh, uh, nobody.
_________________________________
We never had a snail
eating contest before.
_________________________________
("THEME FROM THE GOOD, THE
BAD, AND THE UGLY" PLAYING)
_________________________________
I don't think this is such a good idea.
_________________________________
(SLURPS)
_________________________________
(YAWNS)
_________________________________
(SLURPS)
_________________________________
(SLURPS)
_________________________________
(SLURPS)
_________________________________
(BOTH SLURPING)
_________________________________
Uhh...
_________________________________
(SLURPS)
_________________________________
(GULPS)
_________________________________
(BELCHES)
_________________________________
I told you this wasn't such a good idea.
_________________________________
(GAGS)
_________________________________
PUMBAA: Thus did the pupil
surpass the teacher.
_________________________________
TIMON: You've been hanging around
with the monkey again, haven't you?
_________________________________
(MUSIC STOPS)
_________________________________
Uhh.
_________________________________
TIMON: Our Simba is growing up.
_________________________________
(SINGING)
Is this the little boy I carried?
_________________________________
When did he grow to be so tall?
_________________________________
Wasn't it yesterday
_________________________________
When he was small?
_________________________________
CHORUS: Sunrise, sunset
_________________________________
Sunrise, sunset
_________________________________
Swiftly fly the years
_________________________________
One season following another
_________________________________
Laden with happiness
_________________________________
And tears
_________________________________
So, you see, that's why
they call it a dung beetle.
_________________________________
Ew. You don't say.
_________________________________
And yet still so tasty.
_________________________________
Oh, yeah, and they're my favorite, too.
_________________________________
Ooh!
_________________________________
Ah. Ahh.
_________________________________
Just what the doctor ordered.
_________________________________
Yep. After a long day
of doing nothing...
_________________________________
it's good to kick back.
_________________________________
Three pals and no worries.
_________________________________
What more could you want?
_________________________________
ALL: Ahh.
_________________________________
(YAWNS)
_________________________________
I'm bushed.
_________________________________
Think I'll turn in for the night.
_________________________________
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
I'm out.
_________________________________
Right behind you.
_________________________________
-Oh!
-Ah ha ha!
_________________________________
You're killing me.
_________________________________
Ha ha!
_________________________________
Timon, it's your turn to say good night.
_________________________________
Good night.
_________________________________
Sleep tight.
_________________________________
Dream of bedbugs tonight.
_________________________________
(SNORING)
_________________________________
TIMON: Ahh. You got to admit,
_________________________________
we had a pretty good thing going there.
_________________________________
PUMBAA: We could've
gone on like that forever.
_________________________________
Except for one teeny weeny
little thing we forgot to count on.
_________________________________
_________________________________Timon and Pumbaa's
Virtual Safari (Boat Tour)
_________________________________
_________________________________
TIMON: Welcome to the
nighttime safari boat tour.
_________________________________
Hello, everyone. My name is Timon.
_________________________________
I'll be your skipper today
on the Leaky Westbucket.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________
Oh, well.
Wave goodbye to your families, folks.
_________________________________
You may never see them again.
_________________________________
Of course, if they're like
my family, you may prefer that.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) Just kidding, Ma.
_________________________________
Anyways, please keep your arms, legs,
tails, and tusks in the boat at all times!
_________________________________
Pumbaa, got your camera ready?
_________________________________
PUMBAA: All ready, Timon.
_________________________________
-(FIREFLY BUZZING)
-Ooh! A Bobson's firefly.
_________________________________
They're very rare.
_________________________________
-(PUMBAA CHOMPS)
-And now, they're extinct.
_________________________________
But delicious. (BURPING)
_________________________________
Over on your right, I heard of hippos.
_________________________________
Some of these babies
weigh as much as thirty warthogs
_________________________________
and boy do they look like it.
_________________________________
Except for you, Madam.
_________________________________
They look hungry.
Maybe we'd better go around them.
_________________________________
Hey, guys, which way? Left or Right?
_________________________________
Yeah, pick something. And fast.
_________________________________
They're looking at me funny.
_________________________________
Pumbaa, everyone looks at you funny.
_________________________________
Hurry up and decide, would ya!
_________________________________
They're twitching their ears!
_________________________________
_________________________________
TIMON: Now as we
move further downriver,
_________________________________
notice the sudden changes in weather.
_________________________________
Very characteristic to the area.
_________________________________
PUMBAA: Ah, rain! That feels good!
Very refreshing!
_________________________________
(EXHALES) I love the smell of
wet Pumbaa in the evening.
_________________________________
It smells like...
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)
_________________________________
(THUNDER CRASHES)
_________________________________
(PUMBAA WHINING)
_________________________________
Pumbaa, you're not scared
of a little thunder, are ya?
_________________________________
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
_________________________________
-Mommy!
-(SPLASHING)
_________________________________
Uh, skipper, why did you
jump out of the boat?
_________________________________
I was just showing our passengers
that the waters are perfectly safe.
_________________________________
Heh! Yeah, that's it!
_________________________________
_________________________________
TIMON: Okay.
Over on your right, a rock.
_________________________________
Pee! Big deal! A rock!
_________________________________
PUMBAA: Timon,
isn't that Pride Rock,
_________________________________
the king's home and metaphoric heart
and soul of the savanna?
_________________________________
Uh, Yeah that's what I meant.
_________________________________
_________________________________
PUMBAA: Hey, Timon, aren't there
snakes in this part of the river?
_________________________________
TIMON: Snakes? Snakes don't swim.
_________________________________
-But they can climb!
-(HISSING)
_________________________________
(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Quick! Go around it! Go, go!
_________________________________
How do you know it's a him?
_________________________________
There's no way I'm getting
close enough to find out.
_________________________________
Okay, pal! What do you think?
Left or right?
_________________________________
Pick left! Pick left!
_________________________________
They can pick whatever they want!
_________________________________
-Yeah, but pick left.
-Why?
_________________________________
I've got a good feeling about it.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(LION ROARS IN DISTANCE)
_________________________________
(CRASH)
_________________________________
TIMON: Oh, great choice, Pumbaa.
_________________________________
PUMBAA: Sorry!
_________________________________
Sorry shmorry.
We're caught on something.
_________________________________
Now what are we gonna do?
_________________________________
Notice the tranquil harmony
of the flowing water as it...
_________________________________
As it flows right by us
because we're jammed,
_________________________________
lodged, snagged, as in not moving.
_________________________________
Sheez! Rock the boat.
Run back and forth.
_________________________________
Throw your weight around,
you know, to shift the boat.
_________________________________
Hmm, okay.
_________________________________
_________________________________
PUMBAA: Timon, it's hippos again.
_________________________________
TIMON: Hakuna matata, Pumbaa.
No worries.
_________________________________
Unless they wiggle their ears.
_________________________________
Uh-oh.
_________________________________
Bleagh! Oooh!
_________________________________
You got the warthog wet again.
Thank you.
_________________________________
_________________________________
TIMON: Now where were we?
_________________________________
Oh, yes! If you all look straight ahead,
_________________________________
you can see the nice, calm, quiet...
_________________________________
-(MONKEYS MAKE NOISE)
-Get out of here!
_________________________________
PUMBAA: Gat's...
_________________________________
RAFIKI: Stop!
_________________________________
(SHUSHING)
_________________________________
Show off!
_________________________________
_________________________________
TIMON: Ah! Finally, a little peace.
_________________________________
Completely quiet. Not a sound.
_________________________________
Not even the sound of the boat.
_________________________________
-Pumbaa, are we stalled?
-(ENGINE STALLING)
_________________________________
PUMBAA: No problem.
I got it handled.
_________________________________
Hurry up.
These are alligator infested waters.
_________________________________
Don't be silly, Timon.
_________________________________
Alligators live in the humid,
mucky swamps of North America.
_________________________________
Nope. These tributaries are home to...
_________________________________
-(CROCS ROAR)
-Crocodiles! (SCEAMING)
_________________________________
Forward!
_________________________________
Oy! That was a close one.
_________________________________
Oh, I think I'm having chest pains.
_________________________________
-I'm feeling gassy!
-No, Pumbaa! Don't!
_________________________________
(PUMBAA FARTS)
-Oy! Tell me that's swamp vapors.
_________________________________
Okay, folks, quickly. Left or right?
_________________________________
Pick right. It looks well ventilated.
_________________________________
Left looks nice too.
_________________________________
_________________________________
TIMON: Well, you may be right,
Pumbaa. This does look nice.
_________________________________
Notice the calm, pleasant... Fogbank.
_________________________________
PUMBAA: Hmm.
I wonder what that sound is.
_________________________________
It sounds like water.
_________________________________
-(WATER ROARING)
-Louder and louder water.
_________________________________
It's a waterfall!
_________________________________
Ooh, sorry! Skipper knows least.
_________________________________
(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(SPLASHING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
TIMON: See? Good choice.
Your skipper knows best.
_________________________________
Now, everyone, if you'll notice. We are...
_________________________________
Going around in circles.
_________________________________
Wait! Pumbaa! The other way.
_________________________________
You! Don't just sit there!
_________________________________
Tell Pumbaa to go the other way!
The other way!
_________________________________
PUMBAA: I can't!
It's a "Whirlly Whirlly"!
_________________________________
(SCREAMS) A whirlpool!
_________________________________
-Getting dizzy!
-(TIMON GURGLES)
_________________________________
TIMON: I can't breathe!
_________________________________
_________________________________
TIMON: Well, everyone,
thanks for joining us.
_________________________________
Please exit to the right.
Did you enjoy yourselves?
_________________________________
PUMBAA: Well, if I were skipper,
_________________________________
I'd make some
different choices next time.
_________________________________
Okay, everyone, get your thumbs
ready to choose your next ride.
_________________________________
Ooh, wait. Let's look
at our pictures from the tour.
_________________________________
(MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(WATER RUSHING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(PURRING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
No! Wait! Please...
_________________________________
_________________________________
Please!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Don't run off.
_________________________________
_________________________________
It's all right.
I'm not going to hurt you.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Here. Let me help you out of there.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SPEAKING ALGONQUIAN)
_________________________________
_________________________________
You don't understand a word
I'm saying, do you?
_________________________________
_________________________________
It's all right.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Listen with your heart
_________________________________
_________________________________
You will understand
_________________________________
(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
Let it break upon you
_________________________________
_________________________________
Like a wave upon the sand
_________________________________
Who are you?
_________________________________
Who are you?
_________________________________
Listen with your heart
_________________________________
_________________________________
You will understand
_________________________________
Pocahontas.
_________________________________
Pocahontas.
_________________________________
What? What did you say?
_________________________________
_________________________________
My name is Pocahontas.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I'm John Smith.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-That's it. Keep at it, men.
-(MEN GRUNT)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Keep digging.
It's got to be here somewhere.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-There's 30 more down by the ridge.
-That makes more than 100!
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Anything yet?
-Nothing but rocks and dirt, sir.
_________________________________
_________________________________
How long are we going to
keep digging like this, sir?
_________________________________
_________________________________
We're slaving away,
busting our backs day and night...
_________________________________
_________________________________
For king and country. I know, I know.
_________________________________
_________________________________
And I share your fatigue. Wiggins!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Wiggins!
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Coming!
-Dispose of this.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-(WHIMPERING)
-Who's a good doggie?
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Who's a good doggie?
-(SIGHING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Fetch, boy!
_________________________________
_________________________________
-(YELPING)
-Savages! It's an ambush!
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Arm yourselves!
-Run!
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Arm yourselves!
-(MEN SHOUT)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Make sure every man has a musket!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Shoot!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Them, you idiot!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(YIPPING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Where's that blasted Smith
when I need him?
_________________________________
_________________________________
(BLAST)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Namontack!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GRUNTING, GROANING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Back to the village!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(CHEERING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Shut up. Shut up, you fools!
They'll be back.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Everyone back to camp.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Get the rest of the cannons ashore,
finish building the fort!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Aye, Governor!
_________________________________
_________________________________
And you, learn to use that thing properly.
_________________________________
A man's not a man
unless he knows how to shoot.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(KEKATA CHANTING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
-(GROANING)
-(RATTLING, CHANTING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
These beasts invade our shores,
and now this.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(RATTLING, CHANTING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
This wound is strange to me.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
We will fight this enemy,
but we cannot do it alone.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Kocoum, send messengers
to every village in our nation.
_________________________________
_________________________________
We will call on our brothers
to help us fight.
_________________________________
_________________________________
These white men are dangerous!
_________________________________
_________________________________
No one is to go near them.
_________________________________
_________________________________
GRAND DUKE: Now, if you ladies
would please have a seat,
_________________________________
the Prince will be right with you.
_________________________________
My Prince!
_________________________________
Your Highness!
_________________________________
Oh, hello.
_________________________________
Am I in the right room? Of course
I'm in the right room. Um...
_________________________________
Well, there... There seems
to be a little mix-up here.
_________________________________
I assure you, Your Highness,
_________________________________
the slipper fits my daughter's foot.
_________________________________
(SPUTTERS) See? See?
_________________________________
Huh. How could he miss it?
_________________________________
Oh, yeah, I see. Um...
_________________________________
It's just that I was expecting...
Well, someone else.
_________________________________
I really do feel awful about this.
_________________________________
But the royal proclamation declared...
_________________________________
Yes, but it would appear that, uh,
more than one girl
_________________________________
actually fits the slipper.
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT) I'm very sorry
to have inconvenienced you. Um...
_________________________________
Why don't I have the Grand Duke
escort you home safely.
_________________________________
(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
If you'll please excuse me.
_________________________________
Phew!
_________________________________
-But... But...
-Quiet!
_________________________________
You will forget who you danced
with at the ball,
_________________________________
and marry the girl who fits the slipper
_________________________________
tonight. Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
Wait. Hold the trumpet!
_________________________________
It's all coming back.
_________________________________
It is you.
_________________________________
(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________
Please. Please tell me your name.
_________________________________
It's Anastasia.
_________________________________
(SIGHS) Anastasia.
_________________________________
Well, I... I know it's sudden,
but will you marry me?
_________________________________
Yes! Whoo-hoo! Yippee!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING MANICACALLY)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Ah!
_________________________________
(STEPMOTHER CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________
Yes. Er...
_________________________________
I... I mean, yes. Definitely yes.
_________________________________
I will marry you.
_________________________________
Excellent. The ceremony
will take place tonight.
_________________________________
I trust that meets
with your approval, Sire.
_________________________________
The sooner the better.
_________________________________
Splendid. Then tonight
we will have a new princess.
_________________________________
Wonderful. I'll go tell my father.
_________________________________
Not good! We have
to find Cinderelly, Gus-Gus!
_________________________________
_________________________________
_________________________________
GRAND DUKE: Now, if you ladies
would please have a seat,
_________________________________
the Prince will be right with you.
_________________________________
My Prince!
_________________________________
Your Highness!
_________________________________
Oh, hello.
_________________________________
Am I in the right room? Of course
I'm in the right room. Um...
_________________________________
Well, there... There seems
to be a little mix-up here.
_________________________________
I assure you, Your Highness,
_________________________________
the slipper fits my daughter's foot.
_________________________________
(SPUTTERS) See? See?
_________________________________
Huh. How could he miss it?
_________________________________
Oh, yeah, I see. Um...
_________________________________
It's just that I was expecting...
Well, someone else.
_________________________________
I really do feel awful about this.
_________________________________
But the royal proclamation declared...
_________________________________
Yes, but it would appear that, uh,
more than one girl
_________________________________
actually fits the slipper.
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT) I'm very sorry
to have inconvenienced you. Um...
_________________________________
Why don't I have the Grand Duke
escort you home safely.
_________________________________
(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
If you'll please excuse me.
_________________________________
Phew!
_________________________________
-But... But...
-Quiet!
_________________________________
You will forget who you danced
with at the ball,
_________________________________
and marry the girl who fits the slipper
_________________________________
tonight. Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
Wait. Hold the trumpet!
_________________________________
It's all coming back.
_________________________________
It is you.
_________________________________
(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________
Please. Please tell me your name.
_________________________________
It's Anastasia.
_________________________________
(SIGHS) Anastasia.
_________________________________
Well, I... I know it's sudden,
but will you marry me?
_________________________________
Yes! Whoo-hoo! Yippee!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING MANICACALLY)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Ah!
_________________________________
(STEPMOTHER CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________
Yes. Er...
_________________________________
I... I mean, yes. Definitely yes.
_________________________________
I will marry you.
_________________________________
Excellent. The ceremony
will take place tonight.
_________________________________
I trust that meets
with your approval, Sire.
_________________________________
The sooner the better.
_________________________________
Splendid. Then tonight
we will have a new princess.
_________________________________
Wonderful. I'll go tell my father.
_________________________________
Not good! We have
to find Cinderelly, Gus-Gus!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Right, then,
you all know why we're here.
_________________________________
We have exactly 12 hours,
36 minutes and 15 seconds
_________________________________
to create the most magical,
spontaneous, romantic atmosphere
_________________________________
Known to man or beast.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
_________________________________
Right. Need I remind you
_________________________________
that if the last petal falls
from this rose
_________________________________
the spell will never be broken?
_________________________________
Very well.
You all know your assignments.
_________________________________
Half of you to the west wing,
half of you to the east wing,
_________________________________
the rest of you, come with me.
_________________________________
-(BARKING)
-(YELLS)
_________________________________
Lighten up, Cogsworth,
and let nature take its course.
_________________________________
It's obvious there's a spark
between them.
_________________________________
Yes, but there's no harm
in fanning the flames, you know, a little.
_________________________________
Besides, they must fall in love tonight
if we ever expect to be human again.
_________________________________
-Ah, human again.
-Human again.
_________________________________
Yes, think what that means.
_________________________________
(CHIMING)
_________________________________
(SINGING) I'll be cooking again
_________________________________
Be good-looking again
_________________________________
With a mademoiselle on each arm
_________________________________
When I'm human again
_________________________________
Only human again.
_________________________________
Poised and polished
and gleaming with charm
_________________________________
I'll be courting again
_________________________________
Chic and sporting again
_________________________________
Which should cause
several husbands alarms
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
I'll hop down off this shelf
_________________________________
and, tout de suite, be myself
_________________________________
ALL: I can't wait to be human again
_________________________________
When we're human again
_________________________________
Only human again
_________________________________
When we're knickknacks
and what-nots no more
_________________________________
When we're human again
_________________________________
Good and human again
_________________________________
Oh, chéri, won't it all be top-drawer?
_________________________________
I'll wear lipstick and rouge
_________________________________
And I won't be so huge
_________________________________
Why, I'll easily fit through that door
_________________________________
I'll exude savior-faire
_________________________________
I'll wear gowns, I'll have hair
_________________________________
It's my prayer to be human again
_________________________________
When we're human again
_________________________________
Only human again
_________________________________
When the world once more
starts making sense
_________________________________
I'll unwind for a change
_________________________________
Really? That would be strange
_________________________________
Can I help it if I'm tense?
_________________________________
In a shack by the sea
_________________________________
I'll sit back sipping tea
_________________________________
Let my early retirement commence
_________________________________
Far from fools made of wax
_________________________________
I'll get down to brass tacks and relax
_________________________________
ALL: When I'm human again
_________________________________
So, sweep that dust from the floor
_________________________________
Let's let some light in the room
_________________________________
I can feel, I can tell
_________________________________
Someone might break the spell
_________________________________
Any day now
_________________________________
(BARKING)
_________________________________
Shine up the brass on the floor
_________________________________
Alert the dustbin and broom
_________________________________
If it all goes as planned
_________________________________
Our time may be at hand
_________________________________
Any day now
_________________________________
Open the shutters
and let in some air
_________________________________
Put these here
and put those over there
_________________________________
Sweep up the years
of sadness and tears
_________________________________
And throw them away
_________________________________
We'll be human again
_________________________________
Only human again
_________________________________
When the girl finally sets us all free
_________________________________
Cheeks a-blooming again
_________________________________
We're assuming again
_________________________________
We're resume our long lost
joie de vivre
_________________________________
We'll be playing again
_________________________________
Holidaying again
_________________________________
And we're praying it's ASAP
_________________________________
(YOWLING)
_________________________________
We will push, we will shove
_________________________________
They will both fall in love
_________________________________
And we'll finally be human again
_________________________________
"For never was a story of more woe
_________________________________
"Than this of Juilet and her Romeo"
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
-Could you read it again?
-Here, why don't you read it to me?
_________________________________
All right.
_________________________________
-I can't.
-You mean, you never learned?
_________________________________
I learned. A little.
_________________________________
It's just been so long.
_________________________________
Well, here, I'll help you.
_________________________________
-Let's start here.
-Here.
_________________________________
-Okay. "Twoh..."
-"Two."
_________________________________
"Two." I knew that. "Two households..."
_________________________________
ALL: (SINGING) We'll be dancing again
_________________________________
We'll be twirling again
_________________________________
We'll be whirling around
with such ease
_________________________________
When we're human again
_________________________________
Only human again
_________________________________
We'll go waltzing
those old one-two-threes
_________________________________
We'll be floating again
_________________________________
We'll be gliding again
_________________________________
Stepping, striding
as fine as you please
_________________________________
Like a real human does
_________________________________
I'll be all that I was
_________________________________
On that glorious morn
when we're finally reborn
_________________________________
And we're all of us human
_________________________________
Again
_________________________________
Right, then,
you all know why we're here.
_________________________________
We have exactly 12 hours,
36 minutes and 15 seconds
_________________________________
to create the most magical,
spontaneous, romantic atmosphere
_________________________________
Known to man or beast.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
_________________________________
Right. Need I remind you
_________________________________
that if the last petal falls
from this rose
_________________________________
the spell will never be broken?
_________________________________
Very well.
You all know your assignments.
_________________________________
Half of you to the west wing,
half of you to the east wing,
_________________________________
the rest of you, come with me.
_________________________________
-(BARKING)
-(YELLS)
_________________________________
Lighten up, Cogsworth,
and let nature take its course.
_________________________________
It's obvious there's a spark
between them.
_________________________________
Yes, but there's no harm
in fanning the flames, you know, a little.
_________________________________
Besides, they must fall in love tonight
if we ever expect to be human again.
_________________________________
-Ah, human again.
-Human again.
_________________________________
Yes, think what that means.
_________________________________
(CHIMING)
_________________________________
(SINGING) I'll be cooking again
_________________________________
Be good-looking again
_________________________________
With a mademoiselle on each arm
_________________________________
When I'm human again
_________________________________
Only human again.
_________________________________
Poised and polished
and gleaming with charm
_________________________________
I'll be courting again
_________________________________
Chic and sporting again
_________________________________
Which should cause
several husbands alarms
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
I'll hop down off this shelf
_________________________________
and, tout de suite, be myself
_________________________________
ALL: I can't wait to be human again
_________________________________
When we're human again
_________________________________
Only human again
_________________________________
When we're knickknacks
and what-nots no more
_________________________________
When we're human again
_________________________________
Good and human again
_________________________________
Oh, chéri, won't it all be top-drawer?
_________________________________
I'll wear lipstick and rouge
_________________________________
And I won't be so huge
_________________________________
Why, I'll easily fit through that door
_________________________________
I'll exude savior-faire
_________________________________
I'll wear gowns, I'll have hair
_________________________________
It's my prayer to be human again
_________________________________
When we're human again
_________________________________
Only human again
_________________________________
When the world once more
starts making sense
_________________________________
I'll unwind for a change
_________________________________
Really? That would be strange
_________________________________
Can I help it if I'm tense?
_________________________________
In a shack by the sea
_________________________________
I'll sit back sipping tea
_________________________________
Let my early retirement commence
_________________________________
Far from fools made of wax
_________________________________
I'll get down to brass tacks and relax
_________________________________
ALL: When I'm human again
_________________________________
So, sweep that dust from the floor
_________________________________
Let's let some light in the room
_________________________________
I can feel, I can tell
_________________________________
Someone might break the spell
_________________________________
Any day now
_________________________________
(BARKING)
_________________________________
Shine up the brass on the floor
_________________________________
Alert the dustbin and broom
_________________________________
If it all goes as planned
_________________________________
Our time may be at hand
_________________________________
Any day now
_________________________________
Open the shutters
and let in some air
_________________________________
Put these here
and put those over there
_________________________________
Sweep up the years
of sadness and tears
_________________________________
And throw them away
_________________________________
We'll be human again
_________________________________
Only human again
_________________________________
When the girl finally sets us all free
_________________________________
Cheeks a-blooming again
_________________________________
We're assuming again
_________________________________
We're resume our long lost
joie de vivre
_________________________________
We'll be playing again
_________________________________
Holidaying again
_________________________________
And we're praying it's ASAP
_________________________________
(YOWLING)
_________________________________
We will push, we will shove
_________________________________
They will both fall in love
_________________________________
And we'll finally be human again
_________________________________
"For never was a story of more woe
_________________________________
"Than this of Juilet and her Romeo"
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
-Could you read it again?
-Here, why don't you read it to me?
_________________________________
All right.
_________________________________
-I can't.
-You mean, you never learned?
_________________________________
I learned. A little.
_________________________________
It's just been so long.
_________________________________
Well, here, I'll help you.
_________________________________
-Let's start here.
-Here.
_________________________________
-Okay. "Twoh..."
-"Two."
_________________________________
"Two." I knew that. "Two households..."
_________________________________
ALL: (SINGING) We'll be dancing again
_________________________________
We'll be twirling again
_________________________________
We'll be whirling around
with such ease
_________________________________
When we're human again
_________________________________
Only human again
_________________________________
We'll go waltzing
those old one-two-threes
_________________________________
We'll be floating again
_________________________________
We'll be gliding again
_________________________________
Stepping, striding
as fine as you please
_________________________________
Like a real human does
_________________________________
I'll be all that I was
_________________________________
On that glorious morn
when we're finally reborn
_________________________________
And we're all of us human
_________________________________
Again
_________________________________
_________________________________
JOHN: It's called a helmet.
_________________________________
POCAHONTAS: Helmet.
POCAHONTAS: Helmet.
_________________________________
-(SQUEAKING)
-JOHN: So, what river is this?
_________________________________
POCAHONTAS: Quiyoughcohannock.
POCAHONTAS: Quiyoughcohannock.
_________________________________
You have the most unusual names here.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Chickahominy.
Quiyo... Quiyoughcohannock.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Pocahontas.
_________________________________
_________________________________
You have the most unusual name, too.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-John Smith.
-(MUNCHING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hey! Is this bottomless pit
a friend of yours?
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Meeko!
-Well, how do you do, Meeko?
_________________________________
_________________________________
(PURRING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
It's all right. It's just a handshake.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Here, let me show you.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Nothing's happening.
_________________________________
_________________________________
No, no. I need your hand first.
_________________________________
_________________________________
It's how we say hello.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(PURRING, SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
This is how we say hello. Winggapo.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Winggapo.
_________________________________
_________________________________
And how we say goodbye. Anah.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I like hello better.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(ANGRY CHIRPING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Yeah, I remember you.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Flit just doesn't like strangers.
-But I'm not a stranger any more.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hmm. Stubborn little fellow, isn't he?
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Very stubborn.
-(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hey!
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Meeko! Come back here.
-Don't worry. He can't hurt it.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Hey! What are you doing?
-Meeko, bring that back.
_________________________________
_________________________________
No, it's all right. He can keep it.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Call it a gift.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(CLANGING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
What was that?
_________________________________
_________________________________
-My compass.
-Compass?
_________________________________
_________________________________
It tells you how to find
your way when you get lost.
_________________________________
_________________________________
It's all right.
I'll get another in London.
_________________________________
_________________________________
London? Is that your village?
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Yes. It's a very big village.
-What's it like?
_________________________________
_________________________________
It's got streets filled with carriages,
_________________________________
_________________________________
bridges over the rivers,
and buildings as tall as trees.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-I'd like to see those things.
-You will.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-How?
-We're going to build them here.
_________________________________
_________________________________
We'll show your people
how to use this land properly.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-How to make the most of it.
-Make the most of it?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Yes. We'll build roads
and decent houses...
_________________________________
_________________________________
Our houses are fine.
_________________________________
_________________________________
You think that only because
you don't know any better.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Wait a minute. Don't take it that...
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Hey! Wait!
-(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Wait! There's so much
we can teach you.
_________________________________
we can teach you.
_________________________________
We've improved the lives
of savages all over the world.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Savages?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Not that you're a savage.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Just my people.
-No.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Listen, that's not what I meant.
Let me explain.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Let go!
-No. I'm not letting you leave.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Look, don't do this.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Savage is just a word, you know?
_________________________________
_________________________________
A term for...
People who are uncivilized.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Like me.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Well, when I say uncivilized,
what I mean is...
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SNAPPING, YELLING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(MOANING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(CLANGING, GRUNTING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
What you mean is, not like you.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SINGING)
You think I'm an ignorant savage
_________________________________
You think I'm an ignorant savage
_________________________________
And you've been so many places
_________________________________
_________________________________
I guess it must be so
_________________________________
_________________________________
But still, I cannot see
_________________________________
_________________________________
If the savage one is me
_________________________________
_________________________________
How can there be so much
that you don't know
_________________________________
_________________________________
You don't know
_________________________________
_________________________________
You think you own
whatever land you land on
_________________________________
_________________________________
The earth is just
a dead thing you can claim
_________________________________
_________________________________
But I know every rock
and tree and creature
_________________________________
_________________________________
Has a life, has a spirit, has a name
_________________________________
_________________________________
You think the only people
who are people
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Are the people
who look and think like you
_________________________________
_________________________________
But if you walk
the footsteps of a stranger
_________________________________
_________________________________
You'll learn things
you never knew you never knew
_________________________________
_________________________________
Have you ever heard the wolf cry
to the blue corn moon?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Or ask the grinning bobcat
why he grinned?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Can you sing with all the voices
of the mountain?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Can you paint with all the colors
of the wind?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Can you paint with all the colors
_________________________________
_________________________________
Of the wind?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Come run the hidden pine trails
of the forest
_________________________________
_________________________________
Come taste the sun-sweet berries
of the earth
_________________________________
_________________________________
Come roll in all the riches
all around you
_________________________________
_________________________________
And for once, never wonder
what they're worth
_________________________________
_________________________________
The rainstorm and the river
are my brothers
_________________________________
_________________________________
The heron and the otter are my friends
_________________________________
_________________________________
And we are all connected to each other
_________________________________
_________________________________
In a circle,
in a hoop, that never ends
_________________________________
_________________________________
How high does the sycamore grow?
_________________________________
_________________________________
If you cut it down
then you'll never know
_________________________________
_________________________________
And you'll never hear the wolf cry
to the blue corn moon
_________________________________
_________________________________
For whether we are white
or copper-skinned
_________________________________
_________________________________
We need to sing with all the voices
of the mountain
_________________________________
_________________________________
We need to paint
with all the colors of the wind
_________________________________
_________________________________
You can own the earth, and still
_________________________________
_________________________________
All you'll own is earth until
_________________________________
_________________________________
You can paint
_________________________________
_________________________________
With all the colors
_________________________________
_________________________________
Of the
_________________________________
_________________________________
Wind
_________________________________
_________________________________
(RUSTLING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(FAINT DRUMMING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
What is it?
_________________________________
_________________________________
The drums. They mean trouble.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I shouldn't be here.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-I want to see you again.
-I can't.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Please, don't leave.
-I'm sorry.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I have to go.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(DOOR OPENING)
_________________________________
ANASTASIA: I feel better already.
_________________________________
STEPMOTHER: Grace and poise, girls.
_________________________________
Just remember, grace and poise.
_________________________________
(GLASS SHOE CLANKING)
_________________________________
ANASTASIA: Right. Grace and poise.
_________________________________
Oh, look, a harp.
_________________________________
(PLUCKS HARP)
_________________________________
(HARP SHATTERS)
_________________________________
(PLUCKING STOPS)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
STEPMOTHER: Lucifer?
_________________________________
(PURRING)
_________________________________
(SNIFFING)
_________________________________
Lucifer?
_________________________________
(MEOWS)
_________________________________
Lucifer! Come here!
_________________________________
(SNARLS)
_________________________________
Phew.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
CINDERELLA: Your Highness.
_________________________________
Yes?
_________________________________
Hello. (GIGGLES)
_________________________________
Um.. Hello.
_________________________________
It's wonderful to see you again.
_________________________________
Um... I'm sorry, have we met?
_________________________________
(GIGGLES)
_________________________________
I believe we danced
last night at the ball.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Well, uh... Maybe you've mistaken me
for some other prince.
_________________________________
I don't think so.
_________________________________
You are quite the dancer.
_________________________________
Well, it wasn't just me.
_________________________________
It was the lady I was
_________________________________
dancing with.
_________________________________
Oh, Your Highness.
_________________________________
Uh... As a matter of fact,
I'm gonna marry her.
_________________________________
Marry? Really?
_________________________________
Yes! Tonight.
_________________________________
Tonight?
_________________________________
Once you dance
with someone like Anastasia,
_________________________________
you don't want to waste any time.
_________________________________
Did you say Anastasia?
_________________________________
Yes.
_________________________________
But...
_________________________________
Well... I guess I better be going.
_________________________________
I've got to tell my father.
_________________________________
But that's not right.
_________________________________
I'm sorry?
_________________________________
You there. Royal mouse catcher!
I need you this...
_________________________________
Oh. Oh, I'm sorry, Your Grace.
I didn't realize...
_________________________________
I was the one...
_________________________________
I need her this instant!
Please excuse us, Your Highness?
_________________________________
Please. I'm sorry, just one moment.
_________________________________
No, no, no.
Of course, I can see you're busy.
_________________________________
I'll... I'll let you go.
_________________________________
But it was me.
_________________________________
Start here! I want this castle
completely rodent-free
_________________________________
in time for the wedding.
_________________________________
(DOOR SLAMS)
_________________________________
GUS: Cinderelly! Cinderelly!
_________________________________
Gus?
_________________________________
Cinderelly!
_________________________________
BOTH: Whoa!
_________________________________
JAQ: We found Princey!
_________________________________
I did, too. But he doesn't
even know who I am.
_________________________________
No, no, no!
_________________________________
It's a-magic.
_________________________________
What? What are you talking about?
_________________________________
(BOTH BABBLE INCOHERENTLY)
_________________________________
Stepmother?
_________________________________
Fairy Godmother?
_________________________________
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
_________________________________
She stole it?
_________________________________
-Boo-hoo-hoo!
-I show Princey!
_________________________________
Princey! Princey!
_________________________________
My Cinderelly awaits.
_________________________________
Princey, you will marry Anastasia.
_________________________________
Anesthesia.
_________________________________
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
_________________________________
She made him forget who I am.
_________________________________
Magic! That explains it.
_________________________________
Boys, we have to get that wand!
_________________________________
_________________________________
_________________________________
(DOOR OPENING)
_________________________________
ANASTASIA: I feel better already.
_________________________________
STEPMOTHER: Grace and poise, girls.
_________________________________
Just remember, grace and poise.
_________________________________
(GLASS SHOE CLANKING)
_________________________________
ANASTASIA: Right. Grace and poise.
_________________________________
Oh, look, a harp.
_________________________________
(PLUCKS HARP)
_________________________________
(HARP SHATTERS)
_________________________________
(PLUCKING STOPS)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
STEPMOTHER: Lucifer?
_________________________________
(PURRING)
_________________________________
(SNIFFING)
_________________________________
Lucifer?
_________________________________
(MEOWS)
_________________________________
Lucifer! Come here!
_________________________________
(SNARLS)
_________________________________
Phew.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
CINDERELLA: Your Highness.
_________________________________
Yes?
_________________________________
Hello. (GIGGLES)
_________________________________
Um.. Hello.
_________________________________
It's wonderful to see you again.
_________________________________
Um... I'm sorry, have we met?
_________________________________
(GIGGLES)
_________________________________
I believe we danced
last night at the ball.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Well, uh... Maybe you've mistaken me
for some other prince.
_________________________________
I don't think so.
_________________________________
You are quite the dancer.
_________________________________
Well, it wasn't just me.
_________________________________
It was the lady I was
_________________________________
dancing with.
_________________________________
Oh, Your Highness.
_________________________________
Uh... As a matter of fact,
I'm gonna marry her.
_________________________________
Marry? Really?
_________________________________
Yes! Tonight.
_________________________________
Tonight?
_________________________________
Once you dance
with someone like Anastasia,
_________________________________
you don't want to waste any time.
_________________________________
Did you say Anastasia?
_________________________________
Yes.
_________________________________
But...
_________________________________
Well... I guess I better be going.
_________________________________
I've got to tell my father.
_________________________________
But that's not right.
_________________________________
I'm sorry?
_________________________________
You there. Royal mouse catcher!
I need you this...
_________________________________
Oh. Oh, I'm sorry, Your Grace.
I didn't realize...
_________________________________
I was the one...
_________________________________
I need her this instant!
Please excuse us, Your Highness?
_________________________________
Please. I'm sorry, just one moment.
_________________________________
No, no, no.
Of course, I can see you're busy.
_________________________________
I'll... I'll let you go.
_________________________________
But it was me.
_________________________________
Start here! I want this castle
completely rodent-free
_________________________________
in time for the wedding.
_________________________________
(DOOR SLAMS)
_________________________________
GUS: Cinderelly! Cinderelly!
_________________________________
Gus?
_________________________________
Cinderelly!
_________________________________
BOTH: Whoa!
_________________________________
JAQ: We found Princey!
_________________________________
I did, too. But he doesn't
even know who I am.
_________________________________
No, no, no!
_________________________________
It's a-magic.
_________________________________
What? What are you talking about?
_________________________________
(BOTH BABBLE INCOHERENTLY)
_________________________________
Stepmother?
_________________________________
Fairy Godmother?
_________________________________
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
_________________________________
She stole it?
_________________________________
-Boo-hoo-hoo!
-I show Princey!
_________________________________
Princey! Princey!
_________________________________
My Cinderelly awaits.
_________________________________
Princey, you will marry Anastasia.
_________________________________
Anesthesia.
_________________________________
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
_________________________________
She made him forget who I am.
_________________________________
Magic! That explains it.
_________________________________
Boys, we have to get that wand!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(THUNDER ROLLING)
_________________________________
BEN: All right! This one's ready to hoist!
BEN: All right! This one's ready to hoist!
_________________________________
MAN 2: Two on each side.
Ready now? Push!
_________________________________
Watch it! It's slipping.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Come on, lads,
it's only a little picket fence.
_________________________________
MAN 2: Steady! Steady!
BEN: There you go.
BEN: There you go.
_________________________________
That'll keep everything out, eh, John?
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Something wrong, John?
-What?
_________________________________
_________________________________
-You've been quiet the last few days.
-He's mad he missed all the action.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Don't worry, John. You'll get
your chance to deal with the Indians.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Yeah. We'll take care of them,
like we did last time, eh, mates?
_________________________________
(SINGING) We shot ourselves an injun
_________________________________
(SINGING) We shot ourselves an injun
_________________________________
Or maybe two or three
_________________________________
Or maybe two or three
_________________________________
All right, you howling nutter,
get to work.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Come on, Ben. It's just a little fun.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Sure! We're having loads of fun, right?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Look at us. No gold, no food,
_________________________________
_________________________________
while Ratcliffe sits up in his tent
all day, happy as a clam.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I'm doomed!
_________________________________
_________________________________
I should be wallowing in riches by now,
and I haven't found as much as a speck.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Think. Think!
It's got to be around here somewhere.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Where could it be?
-(MUSIC BOX PLAYS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
I've mined the forests and the hills
and the swamps, and nothing!
_________________________________
_________________________________
-(GROWLING)
-(PURRING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(BARKING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Why can't I find it?
What am I overlooking?
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GROANING) I... I... I made it myself!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Take that silly...
_________________________________
_________________________________
Of course. The Indians.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Wiggins, why do you think
those insolent heathens attacked us?
_________________________________
_________________________________
We invaded their land, cut down
their trees and dug up their earth?
_________________________________
_________________________________
It's the gold! They have it, and
they don't want us to take it from them.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Well, I'll just have to
take it by force then, won't I?
_________________________________
_________________________________
You there! Where's Captain Smith?
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Well, he's... gone.
-Aye. Your singing scared him off.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Go get him, for heaven's sake!
-What if we run into the Indians?
_________________________________
_________________________________
That's what guns are for.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Now arm yourselves and get moving!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(WOLF HOWLS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(BARKING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(CHEWING NOISILY)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(PURRING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SIGHING DEEPLY)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Madame, the King himself
has instructed me
_________________________________
to be solely in charge of this affair.
_________________________________
I assure you I have it
entirely under control.
_________________________________
Oh, really?
_________________________________
(SCOFFS)
_________________________________
(ANASTASIA AND DRIZELLA GASP)
_________________________________
ANASTASIA: Look at that!
_________________________________
It's perfect!
_________________________________
(DRIZELLA CACKLING)
_________________________________
(SNIFFS) They smell lovely.
_________________________________
Dispose of those roses at once.
_________________________________
Anastasia's health is quite...
_________________________________
Ah-choo!
_________________________________
...delicate.
_________________________________
I'm quite sure I mentioned that to you
_________________________________
Madam, I do not...
_________________________________
Quite sure.
_________________________________
Yes.
_________________________________
Well, perhaps the young ladies
_________________________________
would like to sample the hors d'oeuvres.
_________________________________
(ANASTASIA AND DRIZELLA GASP)
_________________________________
Your Grace, a word.
_________________________________
(MUTTERS)
_________________________________
These preparations
are entirely unacceptable.
_________________________________
(SLURPING)
_________________________________
What a pig!
_________________________________
DRIZELLA: Who's the pig now?
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
STEPMOTHER: You call this a cake?
_________________________________
(SNARLING)
_________________________________
This wedding must reflect
my daughter's elegance.
_________________________________
Drizella will be singing in the ceremony.
_________________________________
Are you sure that's a good idea?
_________________________________
Oh, wait till you meet her, Dad.
She has everything.
_________________________________
Breeding, refinement...
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING) Yes, yes.
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
(PLATE SHATTERING)
_________________________________
Are we in the right room?
_________________________________
You! How could you let this happen?
_________________________________
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
Don't mind this.
_________________________________
I shall have it cleaned up in no time.
_________________________________
See that you do!
_________________________________
I want this wedding to go off
without a hitch.
_________________________________
And if it doesn't...
_________________________________
Oh, no! Please, Sire.
_________________________________
I can explain. I, well, you see...
_________________________________
Father, allow me introduce
my bride-to-be, Anastasia.
_________________________________
Anastasia, this is my dad.
_________________________________
It is an honor, Your Majesty.
_________________________________
Charmed, I'm sure.
_________________________________
So who's up for a dance?
_________________________________
STEPMOTHER:
Your little escapade back there
_________________________________
could have cost us everything!
_________________________________
Don't ruin this!
_________________________________
Go get him, twinkle toes.
_________________________________
(ORCHESTRA WARMS UP)
_________________________________
Oh, I don't dance much.
_________________________________
You're too modest.
That's how we met, remember?
_________________________________
Oh, right. Of course.
_________________________________
I'll never forget when I first touched
_________________________________
your hand.
_________________________________
(ORCHESTRA PLAYING)
_________________________________
-(GROANS)
-Oh! I'm sorry.
_________________________________
It won't happen again.
_________________________________
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
_________________________________
(PRINCE GROANS)
_________________________________
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
_________________________________
-(MOANS)
-Oh!
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
I'm sorry.
_________________________________
Oh, dear. (WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
Um... Are you okay?
_________________________________
Oh! Oh, sorry, these aren't my shoes.
_________________________________
I mean, what am I saying?
Of course they're my shoes.
_________________________________
Oh, I just don't know
what's wrong with me today.
_________________________________
Oh, no, no, it was my fault.
_________________________________
I'm afraid I'm just not up-to-date
on the latest dance steps.
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT) Sire, if I may,
um, your fitting.
_________________________________
Oh. Oh, yes. This was fun. Thank you.
_________________________________
Well, if you'll please excuse me.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Um, come along, Sire.
_________________________________
And after the fitting,
we must approve the butter sculpture.
_________________________________
I think it's a stunning likeness.
_________________________________
La-la-la-la-la-la...
_________________________________
Well, no grace, no poise.
_________________________________
Other than that, it was lovely.
_________________________________
He was nice to me.
_________________________________
(SNICKERING) That's because
he's under a spell.
_________________________________
He'd have to be, to fall for you.
_________________________________
It's more than that.
_________________________________
-KING: Ladies!
-(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________
STEPMOTHER: Your Majesty!
_________________________________
KING: I need to speak with my future
daughter-in-law immediately.
_________________________________
Alone!
_________________________________
Let's make a run for it while we can.
_________________________________
No, Sire, Sire, I'll have a dozen
_________________________________
dance instructors sent in immediately.
_________________________________
Something's wrong.
_________________________________
(GASPING) An army
of dance instructors.
_________________________________
No, no.
_________________________________
I thought... Why, I was sure
it was Anastasia last night.
_________________________________
But...
_________________________________
Well, just now when
I touched her hand,
_________________________________
I felt
_________________________________
nothing.
_________________________________
Oh, I can explain
everything, Your Majesty.
_________________________________
I have this... This inner ear thing and...
_________________________________
You, my dear, are a dreadful dancer.
_________________________________
Yes, I know, Your Majesty.
_________________________________
Reminds me of my queen.
_________________________________
She trod on my feet, too.
_________________________________
But she took very
good care of my heart.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING) Come here, my dear.
_________________________________
I want to show you something.
_________________________________
A princess is bestowed
with many riches.
_________________________________
Lands, jewels, horses.
_________________________________
But today I wish to give you
something much more valuable.
_________________________________
Oh.
_________________________________
Isn't it lovely?
_________________________________
A seashell?
_________________________________
This shell was the queen's
most treasured possession.
_________________________________
We found it while walking
by the water the day we met.
_________________________________
You see, we reached for it
at the same moment,
_________________________________
and when our hands touched
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
that's when I knew
I had found true love.
_________________________________
You knew that
just by touching her hand?
_________________________________
There's no more powerful force in
the world than true love.
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT) Well, that's all.
Run along, now.
_________________________________
Run along.
_________________________________
Thank you, Your Majesty.
_________________________________
I do.
_________________________________
Oh, I do.
_________________________________
I do. I do.
_________________________________
I really do.
_________________________________
(GIGGLES)
_________________________________
(GASPS) Oh!
_________________________________
(GIGGLES)
_________________________________
Oh, I do.
_________________________________
(SINGING) Now there is finally
someone to love me
_________________________________
He'll show me
a world that I never knew
_________________________________
With two simple words
all my dreams will come true
_________________________________
I do
_________________________________
I do
_________________________________
_________________________________
Madame, the King himself
has instructed me
_________________________________
to be solely in charge of this affair.
_________________________________
I assure you I have it
entirely under control.
_________________________________
Oh, really?
_________________________________
(SCOFFS)
_________________________________
(ANASTASIA AND DRIZELLA GASP)
_________________________________
ANASTASIA: Look at that!
_________________________________
It's perfect!
_________________________________
(DRIZELLA CACKLING)
_________________________________
(SNIFFS) They smell lovely.
_________________________________
Dispose of those roses at once.
_________________________________
Anastasia's health is quite...
_________________________________
Ah-choo!
_________________________________
...delicate.
_________________________________
I'm quite sure I mentioned that to you
_________________________________
Madam, I do not...
_________________________________
Quite sure.
_________________________________
Yes.
_________________________________
Well, perhaps the young ladies
_________________________________
would like to sample the hors d'oeuvres.
_________________________________
(ANASTASIA AND DRIZELLA GASP)
_________________________________
Your Grace, a word.
_________________________________
(MUTTERS)
_________________________________
These preparations
are entirely unacceptable.
_________________________________
(SLURPING)
_________________________________
What a pig!
_________________________________
DRIZELLA: Who's the pig now?
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
STEPMOTHER: You call this a cake?
_________________________________
(SNARLING)
_________________________________
This wedding must reflect
my daughter's elegance.
_________________________________
Drizella will be singing in the ceremony.
_________________________________
Are you sure that's a good idea?
_________________________________
Oh, wait till you meet her, Dad.
She has everything.
_________________________________
Breeding, refinement...
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING) Yes, yes.
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
(PLATE SHATTERING)
_________________________________
Are we in the right room?
_________________________________
You! How could you let this happen?
_________________________________
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
Don't mind this.
_________________________________
I shall have it cleaned up in no time.
_________________________________
See that you do!
_________________________________
I want this wedding to go off
without a hitch.
_________________________________
And if it doesn't...
_________________________________
Oh, no! Please, Sire.
_________________________________
I can explain. I, well, you see...
_________________________________
Father, allow me introduce
my bride-to-be, Anastasia.
_________________________________
Anastasia, this is my dad.
_________________________________
It is an honor, Your Majesty.
_________________________________
Charmed, I'm sure.
_________________________________
So who's up for a dance?
_________________________________
STEPMOTHER:
Your little escapade back there
_________________________________
could have cost us everything!
_________________________________
Don't ruin this!
_________________________________
Go get him, twinkle toes.
_________________________________
(ORCHESTRA WARMS UP)
_________________________________
Oh, I don't dance much.
_________________________________
You're too modest.
That's how we met, remember?
_________________________________
Oh, right. Of course.
_________________________________
I'll never forget when I first touched
_________________________________
your hand.
_________________________________
(ORCHESTRA PLAYING)
_________________________________
-(GROANS)
-Oh! I'm sorry.
_________________________________
It won't happen again.
_________________________________
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
_________________________________
(PRINCE GROANS)
_________________________________
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
_________________________________
-(MOANS)
-Oh!
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
I'm sorry.
_________________________________
Oh, dear. (WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
Um... Are you okay?
_________________________________
Oh! Oh, sorry, these aren't my shoes.
_________________________________
I mean, what am I saying?
Of course they're my shoes.
_________________________________
Oh, I just don't know
what's wrong with me today.
_________________________________
Oh, no, no, it was my fault.
_________________________________
I'm afraid I'm just not up-to-date
on the latest dance steps.
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT) Sire, if I may,
um, your fitting.
_________________________________
Oh. Oh, yes. This was fun. Thank you.
_________________________________
Well, if you'll please excuse me.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Um, come along, Sire.
_________________________________
And after the fitting,
we must approve the butter sculpture.
_________________________________
I think it's a stunning likeness.
_________________________________
La-la-la-la-la-la...
_________________________________
Well, no grace, no poise.
_________________________________
Other than that, it was lovely.
_________________________________
He was nice to me.
_________________________________
(SNICKERING) That's because
he's under a spell.
_________________________________
He'd have to be, to fall for you.
_________________________________
It's more than that.
_________________________________
-KING: Ladies!
-(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________
STEPMOTHER: Your Majesty!
_________________________________
KING: I need to speak with my future
daughter-in-law immediately.
_________________________________
Alone!
_________________________________
Let's make a run for it while we can.
_________________________________
No, Sire, Sire, I'll have a dozen
_________________________________
dance instructors sent in immediately.
_________________________________
Something's wrong.
_________________________________
(GASPING) An army
of dance instructors.
_________________________________
No, no.
_________________________________
I thought... Why, I was sure
it was Anastasia last night.
_________________________________
But...
_________________________________
Well, just now when
I touched her hand,
_________________________________
I felt
_________________________________
nothing.
_________________________________
Oh, I can explain
everything, Your Majesty.
_________________________________
I have this... This inner ear thing and...
_________________________________
You, my dear, are a dreadful dancer.
_________________________________
Yes, I know, Your Majesty.
_________________________________
Reminds me of my queen.
_________________________________
She trod on my feet, too.
_________________________________
But she took very
good care of my heart.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING) Come here, my dear.
_________________________________
I want to show you something.
_________________________________
A princess is bestowed
with many riches.
_________________________________
Lands, jewels, horses.
_________________________________
But today I wish to give you
something much more valuable.
_________________________________
Oh.
_________________________________
Isn't it lovely?
_________________________________
A seashell?
_________________________________
This shell was the queen's
most treasured possession.
_________________________________
We found it while walking
by the water the day we met.
_________________________________
You see, we reached for it
at the same moment,
_________________________________
and when our hands touched
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
that's when I knew
I had found true love.
_________________________________
You knew that
just by touching her hand?
_________________________________
There's no more powerful force in
the world than true love.
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT) Well, that's all.
Run along, now.
_________________________________
Run along.
_________________________________
Thank you, Your Majesty.
_________________________________
I do.
_________________________________
Oh, I do.
_________________________________
I do. I do.
_________________________________
I really do.
_________________________________
(GIGGLES)
_________________________________
(GASPS) Oh!
_________________________________
(GIGGLES)
_________________________________
Oh, I do.
_________________________________
(SINGING) Now there is finally
someone to love me
_________________________________
He'll show me
a world that I never knew
_________________________________
With two simple words
all my dreams will come true
_________________________________
I do
_________________________________
I do
_________________________________
_________________________________
POWHATAN: Pocahontas.
POWHATAN: Pocahontas.
_________________________________
You should be inside the village.
_________________________________
_________________________________
We'll be all right.
_________________________________
_________________________________
We're gathering food
for when the warriors arrive.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Don't go far.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Now is not the time to be running off.
-Yes, Father.
_________________________________
_________________________________
When I see you wear that necklace,
you look just like your mother.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I miss her.
_________________________________
_________________________________
But she is still with us.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Whenever the wind moves through
the trees, I feel her presence.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Our people look to her
for wisdom and strength.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Someday, they will look to you as well.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I would be honored by that.
_________________________________
_________________________________
You shouldn't be out here alone.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-I'll send for Kocoum.
-All right, what is it?
_________________________________
_________________________________
-What?
-You're hiding something.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I'm not hiding anything.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Pocahontas, you can tell me. I promise.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I won't tell anyone... Pocahontas, look!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(BUZZING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
-It's one of them! I'm going to get...
-What are you doing here?
_________________________________
_________________________________
-I had to see you again.
-(MUFFLED YELP)
_________________________________
KOCOUM: Pocahontas! Pocahontas!
KOCOUM: Pocahontas! Pocahontas!
_________________________________
-(MUFFLED GASP)
-Please! Don't say anything.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Quick! This way!
_________________________________
_________________________________
-But...
-Nakoma.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Where is Pocahontas?
-I haven't seen her.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Pocahontas can't keep running off.
It's dangerous out there.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Tell her that. She listens to you.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SCOFFS) Sure she does.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(MUNCHING)
_________________________________
JOHN: This place is incredible.
JOHN: This place is incredible.
_________________________________
And to think we came all this way
just to dig it up for gold.
_________________________________
-POCAHONTAS: Gold?
-Hey, Meeko.
_________________________________
-What's gold?
-You know, it's yellow.
_________________________________
_________________________________
It comes out of the ground.
It's really valuable.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh! Here, we have lots of it.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Gold.
_________________________________
_________________________________
No, no! Gold is this.
_________________________________
_________________________________
There's nothing like that around here.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-No gold?
-Not that I've seen.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING) All this way for nothing.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Those boys are in for a big surprise.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Will they leave?
-Some of them might.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Will you go home?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Well, it's not like I have
much of a home to go back to.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I've never really belonged anywhere.
_________________________________
_________________________________
You could belong here.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(WIND SINGING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
What was that?
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Did you see something?
-No, no. I just...
_________________________________
_________________________________
I didn't see anything. Did I?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Look again.
_________________________________
(SINGING) Let it break upon you
_________________________________
(SINGING) Let it break upon you
_________________________________
Like a wave upon the sand
_________________________________
Like a wave upon the sand
_________________________________
Hello, John Smith.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Pocahontas, that tree is talking to me.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Then you should talk back.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Don't be frightened, young man.
_________________________________
_________________________________
My bark is worse than my bite.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Say something.
-What do you say to a tree?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Anything you want.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-So...
-Come closer, John Smith.
_________________________________
_________________________________
He has a good soul.
And he's handsome, too!
And he's handsome, too!
_________________________________
-Oh, I like her.
-I knew you would.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Smith! Smith, where are you, mate?
_________________________________
_________________________________
-We can't let them see us.
-Quick! Over here.
_________________________________
_________________________________
This place gives me the creeps.
Savages could be hiding anywhere.
_________________________________
_________________________________
If you spot one, don't ask questions.
Just shoot.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Watch your feet, you big oaf!
-It wasn't me! It was the tree.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Of course! The tree just felt
like lifting its roots...
_________________________________
_________________________________
Let's get out of here.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Run!
_________________________________
_________________________________
But what about Smith?
_________________________________
_________________________________
He's a big lad,
he can take care of himself!
_________________________________
_________________________________
I'm glad you're on our side.
_________________________________
_________________________________
There's still some snap
in these old vines.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I better get back before
they send the whole camp after me.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-When will I see you again?
-Meet me tonight, right here.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Well! I haven't had this much
excitement in 200 years.
_________________________________
_________________________________
What am I doing?
I shouldn't be seeing him again.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I mean, I want to see him again.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Who wouldn't? I want to see him again.
_________________________________
_________________________________
But, still, something inside
is telling me it's the right thing.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Perhaps it's your dream.
_________________________________
_________________________________
My dream? Do you think he's the one
the spinning arrow was pointing to?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
_________________________________
The warriors are here.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(CHATTERING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Pocahontas, are you crazy?
What were you doing with one of them?
_________________________________
_________________________________
-There you are!
-Kocoum!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Look at them! Now we have enough
warriors to destroy those white demons!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Now that we are joined by our brothers,
we will defeat this enemy.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Father, I need to speak with you.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Not now, my daughter.
The council is gathering.
_________________________________
_________________________________
We don't have to fight them.
There must be a better way.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Sometimes our paths are chosen for us.
_________________________________
_________________________________
But maybe we should try talking to them.
_________________________________
_________________________________
They do not want to talk.
_________________________________
_________________________________
But if one of them did want to talk,
you would listen to him, wouldn't you?
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Pocahontas...
-Wouldn't you?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Of course I would,
but it is not that simple.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Nothing is simple any more.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(TWIGS SNAP)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(BARKING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
-(GROWLING)
-(CHITTERING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(BARKING AND GROWLING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(PURRING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(HOWLING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(COYOTE HOWLS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Easy, Thomas, it's me.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Oh, John! I could've killed you.
-Not aiming like that, you couldn't.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Keep both eyes open when you shoot.
You'll see twice as well.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Smith! There you are.
-We were looking all over for you.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Smith! Where have you been?
_________________________________
_________________________________
I was out scouting the terrain, sir.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Excellent. Then you must know
the Indians' whereabouts.
_________________________________
_________________________________
We'll need that information
for the battle.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-What battle?
-We will eliminate these savages
_________________________________
_________________________________
-once and for all.
-No! You can't do that!
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Oh, can't I?
-Look. We don't have to fight them.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-John, what's gotten into you?
-I met one of them.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-You what?
-A savage?
_________________________________
_________________________________
They're not savages. They can help us.
_________________________________
_________________________________
They know the land.
They know how to navigate the rivers.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-And look. It's food.
-What is it?
_________________________________
_________________________________
It's better than hardtack and gruel,
that's for sure.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I like gruel.
_________________________________
_________________________________
They don't want to feed us, you ninnies!
_________________________________
_________________________________
They want to kill us! All of us!
_________________________________
_________________________________
They've got our gold,
and they'll do anything to keep it!
_________________________________
_________________________________
-But there is no gold.
-No gold?
_________________________________
_________________________________
And I suppose your little
Indian friend told you this?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Yes.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Lies. Lies! All of it!
Murderous thieves.
_________________________________
_________________________________
There's no room for their kind
in civilized society.
_________________________________
_________________________________
But this is their land!
_________________________________
_________________________________
This is my land! I make the laws here.
_________________________________
And I say anyone who so much
as looks at an Indian
_________________________________
_________________________________
without killing him on sight
will be tried for treason and hanged.
_________________________________
_________________________________
_________________________________
-(COYOTES HOWL)
-(PANTING)
_________________________________
NAKOMA: Pocahontas!
NAKOMA: Pocahontas!
_________________________________
-Nakoma.
-Don't go out there.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I lied for you once,
don't ask me to do it again.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I have to do this.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-He's one of them!
-You don't know him.
_________________________________
_________________________________
If you go out there, you'll be turning
your back on your own people.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I'm trying to help my people.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Pocahontas, please,
you're my best friend.
you're my best friend.
_________________________________
I don't want you to get hurt.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-I won't. I know what I'm doing.
-Pocahontas, no!
_________________________________
BEN: Ratcliffe wouldn't take us
BEN: Ratcliffe wouldn't take us
halfway around the world for nothing.
_________________________________
LON: But what if Smith is right?
LON: But what if Smith is right?
What if there is no gold?
_________________________________
If you ask me, Ratcliffe's been
lying to us since we left London.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Listen to you, you bunch of idiots.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Those savages didn't
attack us for nothing.
_________________________________
_________________________________
They're hiding something.
_________________________________
_________________________________
If they do have the gold,
I reckon we'll have to fight them.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Not me. I'm not risking my neck...
-Either too hot or too cold.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I haven't been comfortable
since we got here.
_________________________________
LON: Me too. I'm itching a lot.
LON: Me too. I'm itching a lot.
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Follow him.
-Yes, Governor.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I want to know where
he's sneaking off to.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Yes, sir.
-If you happen to see any Indians...
_________________________________
_________________________________
shoot them.
_________________________________
_________________________________
And, Thomas,
you've been a slipshod sailor
_________________________________
_________________________________
and a poor excuse for a soldier.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Don't disappoint me again.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Kocoum.
-What is it?
_________________________________
_________________________________
-It's Pocahontas.
-What's wrong? Is she all right?
_________________________________
_________________________________
I think she's in trouble.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(CHIRPING)
_________________________________
You go get the Prince.
_________________________________
DRIZELLA: (CACKLING) Bigger!
_________________________________
Ooh, let's try this!
_________________________________
Oh, that's gorgeous.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
Lovely.
_________________________________
Drizella, stop that this instant!
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
This wand is not a toy.
_________________________________
It's in the dresser. Key's in her pocket.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
I've got to get in there.
_________________________________
Cinderelly! They'll see you!
_________________________________
-Yeah, too dangerous.
-But I...
_________________________________
We'll take care of it!
_________________________________
ANASTASIA: I do.
_________________________________
I do. I do.
_________________________________
I do. Oh, I do.
_________________________________
All right, but whatever you do,
stay clear of Lucifer.
_________________________________
Zug-zug. No Lucifee.
_________________________________
_________________________________
_________________________________
(CHIRPING)
_________________________________
You go get the Prince.
_________________________________
DRIZELLA: (CACKLING) Bigger!
_________________________________
Ooh, let's try this!
_________________________________
Oh, that's gorgeous.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
Lovely.
_________________________________
Drizella, stop that this instant!
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
This wand is not a toy.
_________________________________
It's in the dresser. Key's in her pocket.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
I've got to get in there.
_________________________________
Cinderelly! They'll see you!
_________________________________
-Yeah, too dangerous.
-But I...
_________________________________
We'll take care of it!
_________________________________
ANASTASIA: I do.
_________________________________
I do. I do.
_________________________________
I do. Oh, I do.
_________________________________
All right, but whatever you do,
stay clear of Lucifer.
_________________________________
Zug-zug. No Lucifee.
_________________________________
_________________________________
The earth is trembling, child.
What's happened?
_________________________________
_________________________________
The warriors are here.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Pocahontas.
-John!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Listen to me. My men are planning
to attack your people.
_________________________________
_________________________________
You've got to warn them.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Maybe it's not too late to stop this.
_________________________________
_________________________________
You have to come with me
and talk to my father.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Pocahontas, talking
isn't going to do any good.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I already tried talking to my men,
_________________________________
_________________________________
but everything
about this land has them spooked.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(HOWLING AND MOANING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
That's the strangest creature
I've ever seen!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(YOWLING AND WHINING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Percy?
_________________________________
_________________________________
-(CHITTERING)
-(SNARLING AND BARKING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Easy, Percy! Come here!
-Meeko, come back!
_________________________________
_________________________________
You see what I mean? Once two sides
want to fight, nothing can stop them.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Come here, both of you!
-It's all right. He's a friend.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Bad! Bad dog! Sit!
-(BARKING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
POCAHONTAS:
POCAHONTAS:
What are you doing? Meeko!
_________________________________
JOHN: Percy, get back here!
JOHN: Percy, get back here!
_________________________________
-What are you doing? Stop that!
-All right, that's enough!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(WHINING)
_________________________________
WILLOW:
WILLOW:
It's enough to make your sap boil.
_________________________________
Now then, there's something
I want to show you. Look!
_________________________________
_________________________________
-The ripples.
-What about them?
_________________________________
_________________________________
So small at first,
then look how they grow.
_________________________________
_________________________________
But someone has to start them
_________________________________
_________________________________
They're not going to listen to us.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Young man, sometimes the right path
is not the easiest one.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Don't you see?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Only when the fighting stops
can you be together.
_________________________________
_________________________________
All right. Let's go talk to your father.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(PURRING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
What happened? What did the King say?
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
He's really very nice.
_________________________________
He gave me his most prized possession.
_________________________________
(SCOFFS) A seashell?
_________________________________
It's a symbol of true love.
_________________________________
(YELPS)
_________________________________
Oh, please.
_________________________________
(SCOFFS) How special.
_________________________________
ANASTASIA: He said that his heart...
_________________________________
STEPMOTHER: What is love compared
_________________________________
to the power we hold with the wand?
_________________________________
You will learn that soon enough.
_________________________________
(SNORING)
_________________________________
ANASTASIA: I want
the Prince to love me.
_________________________________
I think he could.
_________________________________
DRIZELLA: (CACKLING)
Oh, you're serious.
_________________________________
ANASTASIA: Well,
the King likes me, too.
_________________________________
He treated me like his own daughter.
_________________________________
Maybe we shouldn't be doing this.
_________________________________
DRIZELLA: Maybe I should
have put on the slipper.
_________________________________
(SNIFFING)
_________________________________
ANASTASIA: Maybe we don't
even need the wand.
_________________________________
(MEOWS)
_________________________________
(SNARLS)
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
DRIZELLA: Oh!
Somebody put out the cat!
_________________________________
ANASTASIA: Lucifer!
Oh, hold still! Stop!
_________________________________
-Lucifer!
-(MEOWS)
_________________________________
STEPMOTHER: (SIGHING)
Someone fetch the housekeeper.
_________________________________
(KNOCKING)
_________________________________
CINDERELLA: Housekeeping.
_________________________________
Well, you certainly came quickly.
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT) We're very good.
_________________________________
Clean this up. My daughter needs
_________________________________
her beauty sleep before
tonight's wedding.
_________________________________
(SCOFFS) Think that'll be enough time?
_________________________________
Keep out of the maid's way, girls.
_________________________________
There's a lot to do before the wedding.
_________________________________
Hmm?
_________________________________
(STRAINING)
_________________________________
Isn't that right, Cinderella?
_________________________________
(GASPS) I didn't
know you worked here.
_________________________________
You're fat more persistent
than I thought.
_________________________________
I won't let you get away with this.
_________________________________
We already have.
_________________________________
I don't think so.
_________________________________
Jaq! Gus!
_________________________________
(BOTH SHOUT)
_________________________________
-The wand!
-(BOTH SHRIEK)
_________________________________
(SNARLING)
_________________________________
GUS: Us a-coming, Cinderelly!
_________________________________
-(THUD)
-(MEOWS)
_________________________________
JAQ: Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________
That servant girl is a thief! Get her!
_________________________________
_________________________________
_________________________________
What happened? What did the King say?
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
He's really very nice.
_________________________________
He gave me his most prized possession.
_________________________________
(SCOFFS) A seashell?
_________________________________
It's a symbol of true love.
_________________________________
(YELPS)
_________________________________
Oh, please.
_________________________________
(SCOFFS) How special.
_________________________________
ANASTASIA: He said that his heart...
_________________________________
STEPMOTHER: What is love compared
_________________________________
to the power we hold with the wand?
_________________________________
You will learn that soon enough.
_________________________________
(SNORING)
_________________________________
ANASTASIA: I want
the Prince to love me.
_________________________________
I think he could.
_________________________________
DRIZELLA: (CACKLING)
Oh, you're serious.
_________________________________
ANASTASIA: Well,
the King likes me, too.
_________________________________
He treated me like his own daughter.
_________________________________
Maybe we shouldn't be doing this.
_________________________________
DRIZELLA: Maybe I should
have put on the slipper.
_________________________________
(SNIFFING)
_________________________________
ANASTASIA: Maybe we don't
even need the wand.
_________________________________
(MEOWS)
_________________________________
(SNARLS)
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
DRIZELLA: Oh!
Somebody put out the cat!
_________________________________
ANASTASIA: Lucifer!
Oh, hold still! Stop!
_________________________________
-Lucifer!
-(MEOWS)
_________________________________
STEPMOTHER: (SIGHING)
Someone fetch the housekeeper.
_________________________________
(KNOCKING)
_________________________________
CINDERELLA: Housekeeping.
_________________________________
Well, you certainly came quickly.
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT) We're very good.
_________________________________
Clean this up. My daughter needs
_________________________________
her beauty sleep before
tonight's wedding.
_________________________________
(SCOFFS) Think that'll be enough time?
_________________________________
Keep out of the maid's way, girls.
_________________________________
There's a lot to do before the wedding.
_________________________________
Hmm?
_________________________________
(STRAINING)
_________________________________
Isn't that right, Cinderella?
_________________________________
(GASPS) I didn't
know you worked here.
_________________________________
You're fat more persistent
than I thought.
_________________________________
I won't let you get away with this.
_________________________________
We already have.
_________________________________
I don't think so.
_________________________________
Jaq! Gus!
_________________________________
(BOTH SHOUT)
_________________________________
-The wand!
-(BOTH SHRIEK)
_________________________________
(SNARLING)
_________________________________
GUS: Us a-coming, Cinderelly!
_________________________________
-(THUD)
-(MEOWS)
_________________________________
JAQ: Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________
That servant girl is a thief! Get her!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(WAR WHOOPING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Kocoum, no!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(STRAINING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Kocoum!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Leave him alone!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GRUNTING AND GASPING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(STRAINING AND GRUNTING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Kocoum, stop!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Zug-zug.
_________________________________
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
_________________________________
(SNARLS)
_________________________________
GUARD: Stop! Thief!
_________________________________
Seize her at once!
_________________________________
Don't move! Hold it!
_________________________________
Halt in the name of the King!
_________________________________
BOTH: Whoa!
_________________________________
You incompetent fools!
_________________________________
BOTH: Whoa!
_________________________________
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo!
_________________________________
(MEOWS)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
(SNARLING)
_________________________________
Gus-Gus!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(SNARLING)
_________________________________
Run, Gus-Gus!
_________________________________
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo!
_________________________________
(BOTH SHRIEK)
_________________________________
GUARD: There she is! We've got her.
_________________________________
You there, halt!
_________________________________
Halt!
_________________________________
Open up in the name of the King!
_________________________________
(CHIRPING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Oh, hello.
_________________________________
Oh! Hey! What's going on?
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
Uh... All right, I'm coming.
_________________________________
JAQ: Cinderelly!
_________________________________
GUARD: Open up, I say!
_________________________________
Gus-Gus!
_________________________________
Catch.
_________________________________
GUARD: Open up in
the name of the King!
_________________________________
Lift the spell. Let him remember.
_________________________________
Bibbidi-bobbidi...
_________________________________
Ooh!
_________________________________
_________________________________
_________________________________
Zug-zug.
_________________________________
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
_________________________________
(SNARLS)
_________________________________
GUARD: Stop! Thief!
_________________________________
Seize her at once!
_________________________________
Don't move! Hold it!
_________________________________
Halt in the name of the King!
_________________________________
BOTH: Whoa!
_________________________________
You incompetent fools!
_________________________________
BOTH: Whoa!
_________________________________
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo!
_________________________________
(MEOWS)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
(SNARLING)
_________________________________
Gus-Gus!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(SNARLING)
_________________________________
Run, Gus-Gus!
_________________________________
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo!
_________________________________
(BOTH SHRIEK)
_________________________________
GUARD: There she is! We've got her.
_________________________________
You there, halt!
_________________________________
Halt!
_________________________________
Open up in the name of the King!
_________________________________
(CHIRPING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Oh, hello.
_________________________________
Oh! Hey! What's going on?
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
Uh... All right, I'm coming.
_________________________________
JAQ: Cinderelly!
_________________________________
GUARD: Open up, I say!
_________________________________
Gus-Gus!
_________________________________
Catch.
_________________________________
GUARD: Open up in
the name of the King!
_________________________________
Lift the spell. Let him remember.
_________________________________
Bibbidi-bobbidi...
_________________________________
Ooh!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Both eyes open.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-(BLASTING)
-(GROANING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Thomas!
-Is he...
_________________________________
_________________________________
You killed him.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-I thought that...
-Get away from him!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Pocahontas, it won't help!
He was only...
_________________________________
_________________________________
He killed him!
_________________________________
MAN: Get all the wagons...
_________________________________
Thomas, get out of here!
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
_________________________________
-(WAR WHOOPING)
-(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
What's going on?
_________________________________
My apologies.
_________________________________
It's a problem with my maid.
_________________________________
It's under control.
_________________________________
Are you okay?
_________________________________
This servant girl is a thief.
_________________________________
I am not a thief.
_________________________________
You're under a spell. That's why
you don't remember me. Please!
_________________________________
Just listen!
_________________________________
(GROANS) Let go!
_________________________________
Tsk-tsk. Poor child.
Obviously out of her mind.
_________________________________
I hope she'll be all right.
_________________________________
She seemed, you know,
nice when I met her.
_________________________________
Well, maybe a little confused, but,
_________________________________
still there's something about her...
_________________________________
Oh, don't trouble yourself,
Your Highness.
_________________________________
I'll see to it, personally,
that she gets all the help she needs.
_________________________________
Nice try, but we won! (CACKLES)
_________________________________
You won? What do you mean?
_________________________________
Uh... Well...
_________________________________
Nothing.
_________________________________
I... Um...
_________________________________
You'll see she's taken care of?
_________________________________
Personally, Your Highness.
_________________________________
Put her on the next ship
leaving the kingdom.
_________________________________
I want her banished forever.
_________________________________
Mmm.
_________________________________
And you...
_________________________________
Keep your mouth shut or you're next.
_________________________________
_________________________________
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
What's going on?
_________________________________
My apologies.
_________________________________
It's a problem with my maid.
_________________________________
It's under control.
_________________________________
Are you okay?
_________________________________
This servant girl is a thief.
_________________________________
I am not a thief.
_________________________________
You're under a spell. That's why
you don't remember me. Please!
_________________________________
Just listen!
_________________________________
(GROANS) Let go!
_________________________________
Tsk-tsk. Poor child.
Obviously out of her mind.
_________________________________
I hope she'll be all right.
_________________________________
She seemed, you know,
nice when I met her.
_________________________________
Well, maybe a little confused, but,
_________________________________
still there's something about her...
_________________________________
Oh, don't trouble yourself,
Your Highness.
_________________________________
I'll see to it, personally,
that she gets all the help she needs.
_________________________________
Nice try, but we won! (CACKLES)
_________________________________
You won? What do you mean?
_________________________________
Uh... Well...
_________________________________
Nothing.
_________________________________
I... Um...
_________________________________
You'll see she's taken care of?
_________________________________
Personally, Your Highness.
_________________________________
Put her on the next ship
leaving the kingdom.
_________________________________
I want her banished forever.
_________________________________
Mmm.
_________________________________
And you...
_________________________________
Keep your mouth shut or you're next.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(MURMURING IN ALGONQUIAN)
_________________________________
-(CHITTERING)
-(CHITTERING)
-(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
-(WHINING)
-(PURRING)
_________________________________
(MURMURING, WAILING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(CROWD GASPS, WEEPS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Who did this?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Pocahontas was out in the woods.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Kocoum went to find her
and this white man attacked them.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Your weapons are strong,
but now our anger is stronger.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-At sunrise, he'll be the first to die!
-But Father!
_________________________________
_________________________________
I told you to stay in the village.
_________________________________
_________________________________
You disobeyed me.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-You have shamed your father!
-I was only trying to help.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Because of your foolishness,
Kocoum is dead!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Take him away!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Kocoum was just coming to protect me.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Pocahontas...
I sent Kocoum after you.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I was worried about you.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I thought I was doing the right thing.
_________________________________
_________________________________
All this happened because of me.
_________________________________
_________________________________
And now I'll never see John Smith again.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Come with me.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(TRIBAL DRUMS, CHANTING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Pocahontas wants to look into the eyes
of the man who killed Kocoum.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Be quick.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Pocahontas.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-I'm so sorry.
-For what? This?
_________________________________
_________________________________
I've gotten out of
worse scrapes than this.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Can't think of any right now, but...
_________________________________
_________________________________
It would've been better
if we'd never met.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-None of this would've happened.
-Pocahontas, look at me.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I'd rather die tomorrow than live
a hundred years without knowing you.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Pocahontas.
-I can't leave you.
_________________________________
_________________________________
You never will.
_________________________________
_________________________________
No matter what happens to me,
I'll always be with you. Forever.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING) Quite fetching.
_________________________________
-Ouch!
-(DOOR OPENS)
_________________________________
Careful with those pins down there.
_________________________________
(DOOR SHUTS)
_________________________________
Dad, something strange is going on.
_________________________________
I'll say. My son is
finally getting married.
_________________________________
No. No, I mean something's wrong.
_________________________________
KING: Oh, nonsense,
my boy. You wanted
_________________________________
the girl who fit the glass slipper.
_________________________________
-Yes, but...
-Now you've got her.
_________________________________
Hey.
_________________________________
That's what I'm worried about.
_________________________________
(WHISTLING) Psst!
Hey, Princey! Prince!
_________________________________
Over here!
_________________________________
Princey!
_________________________________
Psst! Psst!
_________________________________
Me?
_________________________________
Yes, you. Let's go.
_________________________________
Okay, first birds, now mice.
_________________________________
GUS: Come on!
_________________________________
Hello?
_________________________________
Hello? Uh, little mice?
_________________________________
Well, it's official. I've lost my mind.
_________________________________
First I was hijacked by birds,
and now I'm talking to imaginary mice.
_________________________________
(BIRDS CHIRP)
_________________________________
(WHISTLING) Hey, Prince-Prince!
Down here!
_________________________________
Okay.
_________________________________
Maybe not so imaginary.
_________________________________
Stepmother got a magic wand,
put spell on you. Fooled everyone.
_________________________________
...came to the palace to marry you!
_________________________________
Wait, hold on. Hold on.
I think I understand.
_________________________________
Actually, I got nothing.
_________________________________
Duh... What should we gonna do?
_________________________________
Ahh!
_________________________________
(MUSIC PLAYS)
_________________________________
(SINGING) You were dancing
with a very pretty girl
_________________________________
-Pretty girl
-At midnight she ran off
_________________________________
-In such a whirl
-Such a whirl
_________________________________
Her name was Cinderelly
She's the servant girl you met
_________________________________
She's the one you want to marry
_________________________________
Don't forget!
Don't forget!
_________________________________
-At the ball, at the ball
-At the ball, at the ball
_________________________________
Cinderelly was the maiden at the ball
_________________________________
No, I danced with Anastasia at the ball.
_________________________________
No, no. Princey only think that
_________________________________
because of Cinderelly's stepmother.
_________________________________
Yeah, mean old lady.
_________________________________
With a magic wand
she cast a wicked spell
_________________________________
Wicked spell
_________________________________
Which is why Princey isn't feeling well
_________________________________
Not so well
_________________________________
You've forgotten Cinderelly
_________________________________
And the dance you shared last night
_________________________________
But we know it's not too late
to set things right
_________________________________
'Cause at the ball!
At the ball! At the ball!
_________________________________
Yeah, at the ball
_________________________________
Cinderelly was the maiden at the ball
_________________________________
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Wait!
_________________________________
You're telling me
I'm under a magic spell?
_________________________________
And here's the worst part.
_________________________________
When Cinderelly tried
her best to take a stand
_________________________________
Take a stand
_________________________________
Mean old lady had her
banished from the land
_________________________________
(BAWLING)
_________________________________
Gus-Gus!
_________________________________
Sorry.
_________________________________
Cinderelly's on a ship
that gonna sail her far away
_________________________________
It's up to Prince-Prince
to save the day
_________________________________
'Cause at the ball
At the ball
_________________________________
-At the ball
-What a ball
_________________________________
Cinderelly won your heart
_________________________________
Now magic's keeping you apart
_________________________________
And she'll soon be gone forever
_________________________________
Unless you can recall
_________________________________
That Cinderelly was
the maiden at the ball
_________________________________
At the ball!
_________________________________
Magic?
_________________________________
Magic made me think
Anastasia was the girl at the ball?
_________________________________
That would explain everything.
_________________________________
Yeah! (WHISTLES)
_________________________________
What? The servant girl?
_________________________________
This Cinderelly? This belongs to her?
_________________________________
Yeah! Yeah!
_________________________________
I have to find her.
_________________________________
Yeah! Yeah!
_________________________________
One more time.
_________________________________
Duh, yeah.
_________________________________
At the ball!
At the ball!
_________________________________
We showed ol' Princey after all
_________________________________
That Cinderelly was the maiden
_________________________________
At the ball!
_________________________________
Cha!
_________________________________
(DOOR OPENING)
_________________________________
Oh, thanks.
_________________________________
And loved the song.
_________________________________
Go! Go! Go, Princey!
Shoo! Shoo! Go! Go!
_________________________________
(BOTH SIGH)
_________________________________
I have to go.
_________________________________
Go? But you're about to be married.
_________________________________
But the talking mice
say she's the wrong girl.
_________________________________
Son, wait!
_________________________________
Son! Talking mice? Son?
_________________________________
Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________
And two bluebirds.
_________________________________
Talking bluebirds?
_________________________________
No, the bluebirds weren't talking.
Look, Dad...
_________________________________
This is ridiculous.
_________________________________
You agreed to marry the girl
in the glass slipper.
_________________________________
I was completely with you on that one.
_________________________________
And I will.
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
Just as soon as I find her.
_________________________________
(SPUTTERING) I forbid you
to take another step down these stairs!
_________________________________
Okay.
_________________________________
(GASPS) Son! Come back!
_________________________________
We'll find you a doctor.
We'll have you leeched.
_________________________________
(WHISTLES)
_________________________________
We've got to get...
_________________________________
Guards! (HOWLING)
_________________________________
-KING: Aye!
-(ALL MOAN)
_________________________________
The servant girl. Where is she?
_________________________________
Guards! He's gone completely mad!
_________________________________
-Your Majesty!
-Stop my son.
_________________________________
Your blood pressure!
_________________________________
Stop! Stop!
_________________________________
(WHINNIES)
_________________________________
Dad, trust me.
_________________________________
Son! I do trust you.
_________________________________
It's the talking mice I'm worried about.
_________________________________
(BOTH SCOFF)
_________________________________
Hiyah!
_________________________________
Son!
_________________________________
Close the gates! Close the gates!
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
It'll be fine. Don't look up.
_________________________________
Hiyah! Hiyah!
_________________________________
Good boy.
_________________________________
Yeah!
_________________________________
Go get her, Princey!
_________________________________
I'll send the troops after him at once,
Your Majesty.
_________________________________
No, let him go.
_________________________________
But... But, Your Majesty, the wedding.
_________________________________
Let him go.
_________________________________
(SEAGULLS SQUAWKING)
_________________________________
GUARD: Time to go.
_________________________________
MAN: All hands on deck.
_________________________________
(SINGING) I've always dreamed
_________________________________
That my life could be
_________________________________
Like a fairy tale
_________________________________
A perfect fantasy
_________________________________
But it was nothing more
_________________________________
Than a dream
_________________________________
MAN: Loose the mainsail!
_________________________________
Hiyah!
_________________________________
(MEN SHOUT)
_________________________________
(WHINNIES)
_________________________________
Come on, boy! Nothing to it.
_________________________________
Hiyah!
_________________________________
(WHINNIES)
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Remember me?
_________________________________
Will you marry me, Cinderelly?
_________________________________
Yes, but... (GIGGLING)
_________________________________
Actually, it's Cinderella.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Cinderella!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING) Quite fetching.
_________________________________
-Ouch!
-(DOOR OPENS)
_________________________________
Careful with those pins down there.
_________________________________
(DOOR SHUTS)
_________________________________
Dad, something strange is going on.
_________________________________
I'll say. My son is
finally getting married.
_________________________________
No. No, I mean something's wrong.
_________________________________
KING: Oh, nonsense,
my boy. You wanted
_________________________________
the girl who fit the glass slipper.
_________________________________
-Yes, but...
-Now you've got her.
_________________________________
Hey.
_________________________________
That's what I'm worried about.
_________________________________
(WHISTLING) Psst!
Hey, Princey! Prince!
_________________________________
Over here!
_________________________________
Princey!
_________________________________
Psst! Psst!
_________________________________
Me?
_________________________________
Yes, you. Let's go.
_________________________________
Okay, first birds, now mice.
_________________________________
GUS: Come on!
_________________________________
Hello?
_________________________________
Hello? Uh, little mice?
_________________________________
Well, it's official. I've lost my mind.
_________________________________
First I was hijacked by birds,
and now I'm talking to imaginary mice.
_________________________________
(BIRDS CHIRP)
_________________________________
(WHISTLING) Hey, Prince-Prince!
Down here!
_________________________________
Okay.
_________________________________
Maybe not so imaginary.
_________________________________
Stepmother got a magic wand,
put spell on you. Fooled everyone.
_________________________________
...came to the palace to marry you!
_________________________________
Wait, hold on. Hold on.
I think I understand.
_________________________________
Actually, I got nothing.
_________________________________
Duh... What should we gonna do?
_________________________________
Ahh!
_________________________________
(MUSIC PLAYS)
_________________________________
(SINGING) You were dancing
with a very pretty girl
_________________________________
-Pretty girl
-At midnight she ran off
_________________________________
-In such a whirl
-Such a whirl
_________________________________
Her name was Cinderelly
She's the servant girl you met
_________________________________
She's the one you want to marry
_________________________________
Don't forget!
Don't forget!
_________________________________
-At the ball, at the ball
-At the ball, at the ball
_________________________________
Cinderelly was the maiden at the ball
_________________________________
No, I danced with Anastasia at the ball.
_________________________________
No, no. Princey only think that
_________________________________
because of Cinderelly's stepmother.
_________________________________
Yeah, mean old lady.
_________________________________
With a magic wand
she cast a wicked spell
_________________________________
Wicked spell
_________________________________
Which is why Princey isn't feeling well
_________________________________
Not so well
_________________________________
You've forgotten Cinderelly
_________________________________
And the dance you shared last night
_________________________________
But we know it's not too late
to set things right
_________________________________
'Cause at the ball!
At the ball! At the ball!
_________________________________
Yeah, at the ball
_________________________________
Cinderelly was the maiden at the ball
_________________________________
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Wait!
_________________________________
You're telling me
I'm under a magic spell?
_________________________________
And here's the worst part.
_________________________________
When Cinderelly tried
her best to take a stand
_________________________________
Take a stand
_________________________________
Mean old lady had her
banished from the land
_________________________________
(BAWLING)
_________________________________
Gus-Gus!
_________________________________
Sorry.
_________________________________
Cinderelly's on a ship
that gonna sail her far away
_________________________________
It's up to Prince-Prince
to save the day
_________________________________
'Cause at the ball
At the ball
_________________________________
-At the ball
-What a ball
_________________________________
Cinderelly won your heart
_________________________________
Now magic's keeping you apart
_________________________________
And she'll soon be gone forever
_________________________________
Unless you can recall
_________________________________
That Cinderelly was
the maiden at the ball
_________________________________
At the ball!
_________________________________
Magic?
_________________________________
Magic made me think
Anastasia was the girl at the ball?
_________________________________
That would explain everything.
_________________________________
Yeah! (WHISTLES)
_________________________________
What? The servant girl?
_________________________________
This Cinderelly? This belongs to her?
_________________________________
Yeah! Yeah!
_________________________________
I have to find her.
_________________________________
Yeah! Yeah!
_________________________________
One more time.
_________________________________
Duh, yeah.
_________________________________
At the ball!
At the ball!
_________________________________
We showed ol' Princey after all
_________________________________
That Cinderelly was the maiden
_________________________________
At the ball!
_________________________________
Cha!
_________________________________
(DOOR OPENING)
_________________________________
Oh, thanks.
_________________________________
And loved the song.
_________________________________
Go! Go! Go, Princey!
Shoo! Shoo! Go! Go!
_________________________________
(BOTH SIGH)
_________________________________
I have to go.
_________________________________
Go? But you're about to be married.
_________________________________
But the talking mice
say she's the wrong girl.
_________________________________
Son, wait!
_________________________________
Son! Talking mice? Son?
_________________________________
Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________
And two bluebirds.
_________________________________
Talking bluebirds?
_________________________________
No, the bluebirds weren't talking.
Look, Dad...
_________________________________
This is ridiculous.
_________________________________
You agreed to marry the girl
in the glass slipper.
_________________________________
I was completely with you on that one.
_________________________________
And I will.
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
Just as soon as I find her.
_________________________________
(SPUTTERING) I forbid you
to take another step down these stairs!
_________________________________
Okay.
_________________________________
(GASPS) Son! Come back!
_________________________________
We'll find you a doctor.
We'll have you leeched.
_________________________________
(WHISTLES)
_________________________________
We've got to get...
_________________________________
Guards! (HOWLING)
_________________________________
-KING: Aye!
-(ALL MOAN)
_________________________________
The servant girl. Where is she?
_________________________________
Guards! He's gone completely mad!
_________________________________
-Your Majesty!
-Stop my son.
_________________________________
Your blood pressure!
_________________________________
Stop! Stop!
_________________________________
(WHINNIES)
_________________________________
Dad, trust me.
_________________________________
Son! I do trust you.
_________________________________
It's the talking mice I'm worried about.
_________________________________
(BOTH SCOFF)
_________________________________
Hiyah!
_________________________________
Son!
_________________________________
Close the gates! Close the gates!
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
It'll be fine. Don't look up.
_________________________________
Hiyah! Hiyah!
_________________________________
Good boy.
_________________________________
Yeah!
_________________________________
Go get her, Princey!
_________________________________
I'll send the troops after him at once,
Your Majesty.
_________________________________
No, let him go.
_________________________________
But... But, Your Majesty, the wedding.
_________________________________
Let him go.
_________________________________
(SEAGULLS SQUAWKING)
_________________________________
GUARD: Time to go.
_________________________________
MAN: All hands on deck.
_________________________________
(SINGING) I've always dreamed
_________________________________
That my life could be
_________________________________
Like a fairy tale
_________________________________
A perfect fantasy
_________________________________
But it was nothing more
_________________________________
Than a dream
_________________________________
MAN: Loose the mainsail!
_________________________________
Hiyah!
_________________________________
(MEN SHOUT)
_________________________________
(WHINNIES)
_________________________________
Come on, boy! Nothing to it.
_________________________________
Hiyah!
_________________________________
(WHINNIES)
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Remember me?
_________________________________
Will you marry me, Cinderelly?
_________________________________
Yes, but... (GIGGLING)
_________________________________
Actually, it's Cinderella.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Cinderella!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Day 37 under the dome.
_________________________________
_________________________________
We are facing intermittent
power failures which...
_________________________________
_________________________________
Okay, very funny. Now, I'm
going to turn the lights off again.
_________________________________
_________________________________
When they come back on, I want
all my booze back the way it was.
all my booze back the way it was.
_________________________________
Yeah, okay. Okay.
_________________________________
I'm very proud of you, Bart.
Over 24 hours sober.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-You are, aren't you?
-I'll prove it.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(MOANING WITH PLEASURE)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Look, we're giving
your father another chance,
your father another chance,
_________________________________
and we owe it to him to... (GASPS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Oh, my God.
-Can I help you?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Uh... Uh, we need diapers.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Okay.
-No, no, we don't. We don't.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Ladies' razorblades.
-Right.
_________________________________
_________________________________
No, no, no, we don't.
I forgot, we're European.
I forgot, we're European.
_________________________________
(MARGE GIGGLING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Uh-huh.
-Just give us beef jerky.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Lots and lots of beef jerky.
_________________________________
_________________________________
That's right. That's what we need.
That's all we came in for.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Sure.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Mmm-hmm.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh, my God, there they...
There they are!
_________________________________
There they are!
_________________________________
(SUCKS PACIFIER)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(BART LAUGHING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
FLY: No, Harry, no!
Don't look at the light!
_________________________________
HARRY: I can't help it! It's so beautiful!
_________________________________
HARRY: I can't help it! It's so beautiful!
_________________________________
(SIZZLING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Try not to look like a country bug.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Blend. Blend in.
_________________________________
_________________________________
BUG 1: Hey, buggy!
_________________________________
_________________________________
BUG 2: What do you expect?
The guy's a tick.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(DRONING BUZZ)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Wow, the city!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(FLIK EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Making all stops to the septic tank,
including standing water,
_________________________________
_________________________________
empty bean can and dead rat.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Watch your stingers. All aboard!
-BUG 3: Hey, watch it.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-BUG 4: Get out of the way!
-Oh, sorry.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Watch where you're going!
-I'm sorry. I didn't mean to do that.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh, sorry!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(OFF-KEY VIOLIN SAWING)
_________________________________
FLIK: Oh. I'm really, really sorry.
_________________________________
FLIK: Oh. I'm really, really sorry.
_________________________________
That was an... An accident.
_________________________________
_________________________________
BUG 5: Hey, tough guy!
_________________________________
_________________________________
-BUG 6: Hey, let go of me!
-I'll show you who's tough!
_________________________________
_________________________________
-And stay out!
-Tough bugs!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SALOON PIANO PLAYING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
I knew an old lady
who swallowed a fly...
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Move it!
-Whoa.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hey, waiter! I'm in my soup!
_________________________________
_________________________________
I've been working out. Feel my wing.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Yo! Two Black Flags over here!
_________________________________
_________________________________
-All right.
-(CHUCKLES) Hair of the dog you bit.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hey, who ordered the poo-poo platter?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Here you go, slick. Enjoy.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hey, I said no salt!
_________________________________
_________________________________
-BUG 7: Buzz off!
-Pardon me, sir.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I was wondering
if I could talk to you for a moment.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I represent a colony of ants,
and I'm looking for tough bugs,
_________________________________
_________________________________
you know, mean bugs,
the sort of bugs...
_________________________________
_________________________________
Fired by a flea. How humiliating!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Let's face it. We stink.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-You fired! You fired!
-You fired!
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Oh, will you shut up?
-You fired!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Someday I will be a beautiful butterfly,
_________________________________
_________________________________
and then everything will be better.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I can't believe
the troupe is breaking up.
_________________________________
_________________________________
We've always been together.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Farewell, my friends.
-To the audience we'll never have.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GASPS) Francis! Your boyfriends
from the circus are here!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
There she is.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Hello there, girlie bug.
-Shoo, fly. Don't bother me.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Say, why don't you tell our pal, Thud,
_________________________________
_________________________________
-what you said to us at the circus.
-Yeah.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Something about buzzing
around a dung heap?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Excuse me. Hi.
I represent an ant colony, and we're...
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hey, bartender!
Bloody Mary, O-positive.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Sir?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Ladybug, ladybug, fly away home
_________________________________
_________________________________
Not so tough now, are you?
_________________________________
_________________________________
All right, clown.
Get up and fight like a girl.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Get ready to do the Robin Hood act.
-I want to be Little John!
_________________________________
_________________________________
-What part can I play?
-I'm looking for tough warrior bugs.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Stand back, ye flies! We are
the greatest warriors in all bugdom!
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Warrior bugs!
-My sword!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Swish, swish. Clang, clang.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Little John?
-What ho, Robin?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Justice is my sword
and truth shall be my quiver!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Wait, wait! No, no! I want to watch this!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Thrust, parry, lunge!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Me thinketh it's not working!
_________________________________
_________________________________
-HEIMLICH: Back to Sherwood Forest!
-What's going on in there?
_________________________________
_________________________________
(BUGS SCREAMING)
_________________________________
SLIM: (MUFFLED) Help! Help!
_________________________________
SLIM: (MUFFLED) Help! Help!
Get me out!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Wow.
_________________________________
FLIK: You're perfect!
_________________________________
FLIK: You're perfect!
_________________________________
Oh, great ones! I have been scouting
for bugs with your exact talents!
_________________________________
_________________________________
-(GASPS) A talent scout.
-My colony's in trouble.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Grasshoppers are coming! We've been
forced to prepare all this food.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Dinner theater!
-Food?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Please! Will you help us?
_________________________________
THUD: (GROWLING) Where are they?
_________________________________
THUD: (GROWLING) Where are they?
_________________________________
-We'll take the job!
-Really?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Yes! You can explain the details
on the way.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hey!
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Okay, come on, everyone. Break a leg!
-Whoa, you're vicious!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hold on, Mr. Ant.
_________________________________
FLIK: Amazing!
_________________________________
FLIK: Amazing!
This is too good to be true!
_________________________________
FLIK: So you see, it was my fault
_________________________________
FLIK: So you see, it was my fault
that Hopper's coming back.
_________________________________
_________________________________
But then, Princess Atta...
Boy, is she one in a million.
_________________________________
_________________________________
She let me go out and find you.
_________________________________
_________________________________
And after seeing you
fight off those flies...
_________________________________
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Boy, are those grasshoppers in
for a big surprise!
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(LAUGHING TRIUMPHANTLY)
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(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
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