Disney NeverEnding Chronology (Summer 2016 Part 2)) - Subtitles (en)

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Everybody hurts
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-(CHANGING STATIONS)

-By myself
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You can't do nothing right, babe
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I'm a loser
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(SLOW MUSIC PLAYING)
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(JUDY GROANS)
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(CELL PHONE RINGING)
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(GROANS)
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Oh, hey, it's my parents.
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Oh, there she is! Hi, sweetheart!
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Hey there, Jude the dude.
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How was your first day on the force?
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-It was real great!

-BONNIE: Yeah?
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Everything you ever hoped?
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Mmm. Absolutely.
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And more.
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Everyone's so nice,

and I feel like I'm really...
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-making a difference.

-Wait a second.
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Holy cripes, Bonnie, look at that.
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Oh, my sweet heaven!
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Judy, are you a meter maid?
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Oh, this? No! Oh, no. This is

just a temporary thing.
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Oh, it's the safest job on the force!
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STU: Oh, she's not a real cop.

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Our prayers have been answered!
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BONNIE: Glorious day!

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STU: (LAUGHS)

Oh, meter maid! Meter maid!
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-Meter maid!

-Dad. Dad. Dad!
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It's been a really long day,

I should really...
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That's right, you get some rest.
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Those meters aren't gonna

maid themselves.
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Bye-bye.
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Buh-bye.
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(SIGHS)
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ORYX: Hey, buddy, turn down

that depressing music.
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(TURNS OFF)
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KUDU: Leave
the meter maid alone.

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Didn't you hear her conversation?
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She feels like a failure!
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ORYX: Oh, shut up!
KUDU: You shut up!

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ORYX: You shut up!

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-KUDU: You shut up!

-(JUDY GROANS)
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Tomorrow's another day.
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KUDU: Yeah,
but it might be worse!

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(BEEPS)
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(GRUNTS) I was 30 seconds over!
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(BEEPS)
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Ugh! Yeah, you're a real hero, lady!
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(BEEPS)
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My mommy says she wishes

you were dead.
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ANGRY DRIVER: Uncool, rabbit.
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My tax dollars pay your salary.
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Hey, Uncle Scar! Guess what?
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I despise guessing games.
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I'm gonna be King of Pride Rock.
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Oh, goody!
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My dad just showed me
the whole kingdom,
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and I'm gonna rule it all!
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Yes. Well, forgive me
for not leaping for joy.
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Bad back, you know.
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Hey, Uncle Scar.
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When I'm king, what'll that make you?
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A monkey's uncle.
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-You're so weird.

-You have no idea.
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So, your father showed you
the whole kingdom, did he?
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Everything.
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He didn't show you what's beyond
that rise at the northern border?
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Well, no. He said I can't go there.
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And he's absolutely right.
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It's far too dangerous.
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Only the bravest lions go there.
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Well, I'm brave. What's out there?
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I'm sorry, Simba, I just can't tell you.
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Why not?
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I'm only looking out for the
well-being of my favorite nephew.
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Yeah, right! I'm your only nephew.
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All the more reason
for me to be protective.
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An elephant graveyard is no place

for a young prince. Oops!
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An elephant what? Whoa!
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Oh, dear, I've said too much.
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Well, I suppose you'd have
found out sooner or later,
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you being so clever and all.
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Just do me one favor.
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Promise me you'll never visit
that dreadful place.
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No problem.
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There's a good lad.
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You run along now and have fun.
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And remember,
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it's our little secret.
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Here you are, Pooh.
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Oh, and make sure

everyone can see them.
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Oh, I will, Christopher.
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(SINGING) Come one, come two,
come all everyone heed the call
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There's a very important thing to do
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Drop what you're doing and come
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Bumpitybumpitybum
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There's a very important thing to do
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It's time to gather 'round
the work has just begun
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And when it's done
then you'll have found
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that you have had some fun
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With a monumentuous, consequentuous
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very important thing to do

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(GRUNTS)
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There we are.
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And now, I shall return to...
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Oh!
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Hello, B'loon.
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We have a very important
thing to do today.

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-Oh, yes.

-(LOW GROWLING)
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Perhaps you'd like to join us?
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Poor Eeyore. He's lost his tail.
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(SHOUTING)
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Consider yourself pounced.
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Well, that was a close call there,

Pooh Bear.
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This guy, and I'm talking to you,
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he was sneaking up on ya. Whoo! Oh!
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Oh, a slippery little devil, eh?

Get back here!
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Oh, no, you don't. Come here. Whoo!

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Well, I must have scared him off.
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Um... Tigger?
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Yes, my good man?
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(STAMMERS)
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Why, you.
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Here, take some of that! What is this?
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Oh, really? Sticking to me now.

(SHOUTS)
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This isn't working out the way

I was hoping. Make him go away.
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Oh, dear.
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(SOBBING) Get him off of me!
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Is he still there?
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Oh, yes. He's still here.
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And I think he wants to stick with you.
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What?
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I never thought of having

a sidekick before.
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I got to admit, he is a handsome devil.

Look at the chin on this kid.
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No, no. I can't do it, I tell you.

It's too risky.
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Why, if something were to happen

to this little guy,
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I just couldn't live with myself.
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It's a dangerous path I bounce.

But I bounce it alone.
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Because the Hundred Acre Wood

needs a hero, Pooh Bear,
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and I'm the only one.
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(SINGING) Oh, I'm bouncy,
trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
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Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!

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But the most wonderful thing
about Tiggers is
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I'm the only one
I'm the only one!
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Hoohoohoohoo!

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(ALL VOCALIZING IN HARMONY)
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(MAN SNORING)
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(BISHOP CLEARS THROAT)
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Your Majesty, the gloves.
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(BREATHES DEEPLY)
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(CHANTING PRAYER)
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(GASPS)
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Queen Elsa of Arendelle.
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ALL: Queen Elsa of Arendelle!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Timon & Pumbaa's Virtual Safari (The Lion King Pride Land Adventure)
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PUMBAA: Ooh! Our new ride
is finally finished!
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Come on! Let's go in!
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TIMON: Welcome to the
Lion King Pridelands Adventure!
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PUMBAA: Yeah!
And you're the very first riders.
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MA: Oh, this is so exciting.
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Timon, I am so proud.
I can't wait to see what you've made!
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MAX: I've got a bad feeling about this.
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Oh, thanks, Uncle Max.
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Always nice to have that family support,
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so warm, so friendly, so...
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(ALL GRUNT)
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(GROANS) Squashed!
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MAX: Why are you making a ride
when the real thing's right there?
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TIMON: You know your problem,
Uncle Max?
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You've got no vision.
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I have a better vision
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if I wasn't squished
into a giant, painted door.
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Okay, okay!
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So there's a few glitches,
keep your tails on!
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Timon, I think you're
sitting on the OFF button.
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I wondered what that was.
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Okay, everyone. Here we go!
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Ooh! Pretty colors!
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Oh, Timmy, this is wonderful.
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Not bad, actually.
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See, and you thought
I wasn't cut out for this!
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Get it? Cut out? (LAUGHS)
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Ooh, pretty!
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Oh, this is really exciting.
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RAFIKI: Look beyond what you see.
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-So what are you going to do?
-Okay! Which way, folks?
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You get to choose. Left or right?
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I think we'll pick the right.
Uh, no, uh, the left, uh, no, I forgot.
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RAFIKI: So what are you going to do?
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If I choose the right,
when do I get to see the left?
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Just right it again and choose left, Ma.
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So what are we waiting for?
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Hey! You out there!
Help us out, okay? Pick one!
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-RAFIKI: So what are you going to do?
-It's easy!
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Just use your remote control
to choose the right or left arrow.
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And hurry up,
before something breaks...
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-RAFIKI: So what are you going to do?
-...again!
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(RAFIKI LAUGHING)
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So what are you going to do?
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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(SPLASH)
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(ITALIAN MUSIC PLAYING)
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MA: Wow, this is nice!
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MAX: Don't exactly remember
this in the movie.
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TIMON: Icy-picky-picky!
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PUMBAA: Aww! Bju-bju-bju-bju-bju!
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(IMITATING PUMBAA'S MOM)
Pumbaa! No playing!
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Don't play chicken!
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(MUSIC CONTINUES)
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Why are they chasing
you for a plate of grubs?
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Don't ask.
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(CIRCLE OF LIFE PLAYING)
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PUMBAA: Ooh!
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MA: Uh, dear, I don't
remember it quite like that!
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TIMON: Mother! It's a ride!
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It's a poetic license!
An artful re-creation!
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MAX: It's a lie.
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Hey! Everything lies in
a delicate balance, remember?
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-(FIZZLING)
-Aww!
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TIMON: Aah!
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-Oh, yeah! Very delicate.
-(PUMBAA PASSES GAS)
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Oh, dear.
Is it supposed to make that noise?
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Actually, uh, that was me.
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P-U. Get me out of here!
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PUMBAA: Oooh!
Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo!
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-(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)
-(TIMON WHIMPERS)
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MAX: Okay, enough is enough.
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There's no train in the original story
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and don't say "poetic license".
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TIMON: Um, "creative leeway"?
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RAFIKI: Look beyond what you see.
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-So what are you going to do?
-Okay, folks. Left or right.
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Oh, and Pumbaa, remember this time
stay away from the flames,
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'cause if you go off, we all go up.
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Ooh, good point, Timon.
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RAFIKI: So what are you going to do?
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MA: Hmm, think. Right or left?
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Uh, Timon? Which way is left again?
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-Would ya just pick?
-RAFIKI: So what are you going to do?
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Come on, folks, out there.
A little help, please?
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(RAFIKI LAUGHING)
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So what are you going to do?
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(OBJECTS CLATTERING)
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TIMON: Uh, Pumbaa,
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weren't you gonna finish this part?
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PUMBAA: Uh, you said you
were gonna do it, remember?
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MAX: So, Mr. Big, shacky, directive.
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-What do you call this?
-(CAT SCREAMS)
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Uh, uhe, Circle of life.
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MA: Maybe we should circle on back.
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Good idea.
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(HAUNTING MUSIC PLAYING)
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-(THUNDER CRACKING)
-PUMBAA: Oh, boy!
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MAX: What now?
"The Haunted Pridelands"?
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TIMON: Why not? It's cool.
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(THUNDER CRACKING)
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(BELL TOLLS)
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(CREAKING)
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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(CRASHING)
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(PUMBAA GROANING IN PAIN)
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MAX: I have to admit.
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-That was pretty cool!
-TIMON: And unexpected.
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PUMBAA: I don't feel so good!
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TIMON AND MAX:
Oh, no! Pumbaa, no!
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-(PUMBAA PASSES GAS)
-MAX: Let's get out of here.
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(HYENAS LAUGHING)
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-(MA SCREAMS)
-MAX: Okay, Timon!
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I'm quite impressed,
this is quite, quite...
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(LIGHT BULB EXPLODES)
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...quite crummy.
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PUMBAA: Well!
I've never seen it with the lights on.
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What's the word I'm looking for here?
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Cheezy? Uh, embarrassing.
No, I got it. Pathetic?
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TIMON: (CLEARS THROAT)
We're, uh, upsday in section 4B.
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What's the hold upe?
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RADIO: Hold up your
rollem in the cenum.
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Comprende?
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MA: Dear, did you do
those translations yourself?
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(BUGS SINGING)
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MAX: Oh, no. No!
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No, I'll never get that
tune out of my head!
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MA: I think it's lovely.
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-Look at that pretty grub!
-(GRUB SPEAKS LOWLY)
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-PUMBAA: Oh, boy!
-(SINGING CONTINUES)
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(MUSIC REPEATING)
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-Uh-oh!
-Oh, no!
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Eh, Timon, do something.
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TIMON: I'm doing! I'm doing!
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Pumbaa,
look for the "Emergency" button!
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-How do you spell it again?
-Aah!
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Just push something!
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How about this red one?
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No, not that!
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-(MUSIC PLAYING FASTER)
-Oh, no!
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I can't stop...
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MAX: (MUFFLED)
You're going off the track!
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-(SMASHING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
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(MAX SCREAMING)
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-(ELEPHANT TRUMPETS)
-Oh, no!
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PUMBAA: Oh, look out! That one!
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Oh, no!
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MA: Oh, no. Oh, no!
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Those two zebras have the same
patterns, did you know that?
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(SPLASHING)
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(ALL COUGHING)
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(TRAIN HORN BLOWING)
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TIMON: Well, at least we don't have
to worry about this one,
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we know it's 'cause...
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-Actual train!
-MA: Whoo!
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Help!
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PUMBAA: Whoa!
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-(NERVOUS LAUGHING)
-(ED LAUGHS)
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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Uh, Timon, I don't think we're
in "Lightbulb Land" anymore!
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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(HYENAS LAUGHING)
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(THUMP)
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(MA WHOOPING)
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MA: Ooh, that's Betty. Sorry!
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Whee! Whoo!
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TIMON: Oh, no!
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(ALL YELLING)
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Help! We're lost!
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-PUMBAA: Mommy!
-(ALL SCREAMING)
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MAX: Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
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-MA: Oh, dear!
(ALL SIGH IN REFLIEF)
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TIMON: Hey!
You can see my tunnel from here!
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PUMBAA: Oh! What's that?
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I don't know. I didn't put them there.
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MA: I think we have to pick one.
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Um... Pumbaa, you pick!
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-Uh, you!
-I said you first!
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Would someone please pick already?
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MAX: Oh, no! Oh, no!
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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MA: Whee! Whoo!
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PUMBAA: Whoa!
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-(YETI ROARS)
-(PUMBAA LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
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MA: What's he doing in Africa?
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-He'll melt!
-TIMON: It's a dry heat.
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-(SCREAMS) Whoo!
-(CAMERAS FLASH)
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MA: Whoa!
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MAX: Oh, no!
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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PUMBAA: Mommy! Mommy!
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Yddad! Yddad!
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TIMON: What's that?
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Daddy! Backwards!
(NERVOUS LAUGHING)
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(YETI ROARS)
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-MAX: What's he doing here?
-Snowboarding?
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-(SCREAMS)
-(CAMERAS FLASH)
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TIMON:
We're so glad you could join us.
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-Come back soon!
-(TIRES DEFLATE)
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MAX: What "come back soon"?
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That was the worst ride
I've ever been on!
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So, it's got a few glitches,
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it just needs a little tinkering, that's all!
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MA: Don't worry, Timon.
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Who wants to make a ride anyway, huh?
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PUMBAA: Oh, I liked it!
Let's do it again.
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Oh, wait! Let's look at our pictures first.
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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(KING YELLING)
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KING: My son has been avoiding his
responsibilities long enough.
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It's high time he married
and settled down.
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Of course, Your Majesty.
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But we must be patient.
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I am patient!
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But I'm not getting any younger,
you know.
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I want to see my grandchildren
before I go.
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-I understand, Sire.

-No.
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No, you don't know

what it means to see your only child
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grow farther, farther,
and farther away from you.
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I'm...
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I'm lonely in this desolate old palace.
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I... I want to hear
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the pitter-patter of little feet again.
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-(SOBBING)

-Now, now, Your Majesty.
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-Perhaps if we just let him alone...

-Let him alone?
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(STAMMERING)
With his silly romantic ideas?
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But, Sire, in matters of love...
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Love. Bah!
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Just a boy meeting a girl

under the right conditions.
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So, we're arranging the conditions.
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But, Your Majesty,

if the Prince should suspect.
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Suspect!
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Look, the boy's coming home today,
isn't he?
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Yes, Sire.
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Well, what could be more natural than a
ball to celebrate his return?
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(STAMMERS) Nothing, Sire.
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If all the eligible maidens

in my kingdom just
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(LAUGHS) happened to be there,
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why, he's bound to show interest
in one of them, isn't he?
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Isn't he?
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(STAMMERS) Yes, Sire.
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The moment he does...
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Soft lights.
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Romantic music.
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All the trimmings!
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It can't possibly fail.
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Can it?
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(STAMMERS) Yes, Sire. No, Sire!
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Very well, Sire.
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I shall arrange the ball for...
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-Tonight.

-Tonight? Tonight!
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-Oh, but, Sire...
-Tonight!
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And see that every
eligible maid is there.
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Understand? (ECHOING)
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Yes, Your Majesty.

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(PANTING)
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(GASPS)
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Oh, no.
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No, no, no, no, no.

This is bad. This is very, very bad.
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This is really bad.
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They just can't get my nose right.
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Who cares?
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It's easy for you to say.

You guys look amazing.
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(HORSES NEIGHING)
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(PANTING)
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All right. Okay.

Give me a boost and I'll pull you up.
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Give us the satchel first.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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I just...
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I can't believe that after all we've been

through together, you don't trust me?
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Ouch.
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(GRUNTING)
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Now help us up, pretty boy!
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Sorry, my hands are full.
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What?
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Rider!
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Retrieve that satchel at any cost!
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SOLDIERS: Yes, sir!
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(NEIGHING)
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(GRUNTS)
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(GASPS)
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We got him now, Maximus.
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(GRUNTS)
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(URGES HORSE)
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(LAUGHS)
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(SNORTS)
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(GRUNTS) Come on, fleabag! Forward!
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No. No!
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Stop it! Stop it!

Give it to me! Give me that!
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Ha!
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(CRACKING)
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(NEIGHING IN ALARM)
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-(SCREAMS)

-(NEIGHS)
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(SPITS)
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(SNIFFING)
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(EXCLAIMS)
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(MAXIMUS NEIGHING)
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(SNORTS)
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(NICKERS)
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(GRUNTING)
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(PANTING)
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Alone at last.
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(CLANGING)
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(SQUEALS)
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Huh.
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(GASPS SOFTLY)
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-Huh?

-(GASPS)
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(CLANGING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(PANTING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Hmm.
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(CHUCKLING CONTENTEDLY)
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(SQUEALS)
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(GRUNTING)
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Huh?
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Okay, okay, okay.

I've got a person in my closet.
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I've got a person in my closet.
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(ENUNCIATING)

I've got a person in my closet!
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(CHUCKLES)
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Too weak to handle myself out there,

huh, Mother?
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Well, tell that to my frying pan.
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(GROANS)
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Huh?
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Hmm.
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Hmm.

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(WHINNIES)

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I'm starving. You hungry too, Angus?

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Pfft!

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-Oats it is, then.

-(SNORTS)

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Good day, Princess.

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I cannot find the salt.

Where did you put it?

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It was over there a minute ago,

the last time I looked at it.

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And then, out of nowhere,

the biggest bear you've ever seen!

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His hide littered with the weapons

of fallen warriors.

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His face scarred with one dead eye.

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I drew my sword and...

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Whoosh!

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One swipe, his sword shattered.

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Then "chomp"! Dad's leg was clean off.

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Down the monster's throat it went.

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Oh, that's my favorite part.

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Mor'du has never been seen since,

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and is roaming the wilds

waiting his chance of revenge.

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-(ROARING)

-Let him return.

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I'll finish what I guddled

in the first place.

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Merida, a princess does not place

her weapons on the table.

_________________________________

Mum! It's just my bow.

_________________________________

A princess should not have weapons

in my opinion.

_________________________________

FERGUS: Leave her be.

_________________________________

Princess or not,

learning to fight is essential.

_________________________________

Mum?

You'll never guess what I did today.

_________________________________

-Hm?

-I climbed the Crone's Tooth,

_________________________________

and drank from the Fire Falls.

_________________________________

Fire Falls?

_________________________________

They say only the ancient kings

were brave enough to drink the fire.

_________________________________

(LAUGHS)

_________________________________

-What did you do, dear?

-Nothing, Mum.

_________________________________

Hungry, aren't we?

_________________________________

-Mum!

-You'll get dreadful collywobbles.

_________________________________

Oh, Fergus, will you look at

your daughter's plate?

_________________________________

-(DOGS BARKING)
-So what?

_________________________________

-Oh, you great...

-Don't let them lick... (SIGHS)

_________________________________

Boys, you're naughty.

_________________________________

Don't just play with your haggis.

_________________________________

-Urgh! (GAGGING)

-Och, how do you know you don't like it,

_________________________________

if you won't try it?

_________________________________

That's just a wee sheep's stomach.

_________________________________

It's delicious. Mm! (SMACKS LIPS)

_________________________________

-My lady.

-Thank you, Maudie.

_________________________________

FERGUS: You're getting too big,

the two of you.

_________________________________

ELINOR: Aha.

_________________________________

From the Lords Macintosh,

MacGuffin and Dingwall.

_________________________________

Their responses, no doubt.

_________________________________

Aye, aye!

_________________________________

-FERGUS: Hey, hey! (LAUGHS)

-(MUNCHING LOUDLY)

_________________________________

Stay out of my food,

you greedy mongrels.

_________________________________

Chew on that, you manky dogs!

_________________________________

-(FERGUS LAUGHS)

-Fergus?

_________________________________

They've all accepted.

_________________________________

(DOGS SLOBBERING)

_________________________________

Who's accepted what, Mother?

_________________________________

Boys, you are excused.

_________________________________

(GIGGLING)

_________________________________

-Oof!

-(DOGS BARKING)

_________________________________

Hey! (LAUGHS)

_________________________________

What did I do now?

_________________________________

Your father has something

to discuss with you.

_________________________________

Fergus?

_________________________________

Oh. (CLEARS THROAT)

_________________________________

(COUGHS)

_________________________________

Er... Merida.

_________________________________

(SIGHS) The lords are presenting

their sons as suitors for your betrothal.

_________________________________

-What?

-The clans have accepted.

_________________________________

-Dad!

-What? (STAMMERS) I...

_________________________________

You... She... Elinor?

_________________________________

Honestly, Merida, I don't know why

you're reacting this way.

_________________________________

(SIGHS IN FRUSTRATION)

_________________________________

This year, each clan will present a suitor

to compete in the games for your hand.

_________________________________

I suppose a princess

just does what she's told?

_________________________________

A princess does not raise her voice.

_________________________________

Merida, this is what you've been

preparing for your whole life.

_________________________________

No, it's what you've been preparing

me for my whole life.

_________________________________

I won't go through with it.

You can't make me.

_________________________________

Merida!

_________________________________

Huh? Merida!

_________________________________

-Urgh!

-(DOGS BARKING)

_________________________________

Boys!

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

Mother. Suitors? Marriage?

_________________________________

Once there was an ancient kingdom...

_________________________________

Oh, Mum!

_________________________________

Ancient kingdom.

_________________________________

Its name long forgotten,

_________________________________

ruled by a wise and fair king

who was much beloved.

_________________________________

And when he grew old he divided

the kingdom among his four sons,

_________________________________

that they should be the pillars

on which the peace of the land rested.

_________________________________

But the oldest prince

wanted to rule the land for himself.

_________________________________

He followed his own path

and the kingdom fell

_________________________________

to war, and chaos and ruin.

_________________________________

That's a nice story.

_________________________________

It's not just a story, Merida.

_________________________________

Legends are lessons.

They ring with truths.

_________________________________

Och, Mum.

_________________________________

I would advise you

to make your peace with this.

_________________________________

The clans are coming

to present their suitors.

_________________________________

-It's not fair.

-Och, Merida.

_________________________________

It's marriage.

It's not the end of the world.

_________________________________

(SIGHS IN DISBELIEF)

_________________________________

(ELINOR MUTTERING)

_________________________________

-FERGUS: You're muttering.

-I don't mutter.

_________________________________

Aye, you do. You mutter, lass,

when something's troubling you.

_________________________________

I blame you. Stubbornness.

_________________________________

It's entirely from your side of the family.

_________________________________

(LAUGHS) I take it the talk

didn't go too well, then?

_________________________________

Ooh, I don't know what to do.

_________________________________

-Speak to her, dear.

-I do speak to her.

_________________________________

-She just doesn't listen.

-Come on, now.

_________________________________

Pretend I'm Merida. Speak to me.

_________________________________

What would you say?

_________________________________

Ooh... I can't do this.

_________________________________

Sure you can.

_________________________________

There, there. That's my queen.

_________________________________

Right, here we go.

_________________________________

"I don't want to get married."

_________________________________

"I want to stay single

and let my hair flow in the wind"

_________________________________

"as I ride through the glen

firing arrows into the sunset."

_________________________________

(BREATHES DEEPLY)

_________________________________

Merida, all this work,

all the time spent preparing you,

_________________________________

schooling you,

giving you everything we never had.

_________________________________

I ask you, what do you expect us to do?

_________________________________

Call off the gathering.

Would that kill them?

_________________________________

You're the queen.

_________________________________

You can just tell the lords

the princess is not ready for this.

_________________________________

In fact, she might not ever be ready

for this, so that's that.

_________________________________

Good day to you. We'll expect your

declarations of war in the morning.

_________________________________

I understand this must all seem unfair.

_________________________________

Even I had reservations

when I faced betrothal.

_________________________________

But we can't just run away

from who we are.

_________________________________

I don't want my life to be over.

_________________________________

I want my freedom!

_________________________________

But are you willing to pay the price

your freedom will cost?

_________________________________

I'm not doing any of this to hurt you.

_________________________________

If you could just try to see what I do,

I do out of love.

_________________________________

But it's my life, it's... (SIGHS)

_________________________________

I'm just not ready.

_________________________________

I think you'd see, if you could just...

_________________________________

I think I could make you understand

if you would just...

_________________________________

-...listen.

-...listen.

_________________________________

(WHINNIES)

_________________________________

I swear, Angus,

this isn't going to happen.

_________________________________

Not if I have any say in it.

_________________________________

_________________________________

-GOTHEL: Rapunzel!

-(GASPS) Oh!
_________________________________

Let down your hair!
_________________________________

One moment, Mother!
_________________________________

I have a big surprise!
_________________________________

Uh... I do, too!
_________________________________

Ooh, I bet my surprise is bigger!
_________________________________

(SOFTLY) I seriously doubt it.
_________________________________

I brought back parsnips. I'm going

to make hazelnut soup for dinner.
_________________________________

Your favorite. Surprise!
_________________________________

Well, Mother,

there's something I want to tell you.
_________________________________

Oh, Rapunzel, you know I hate

leaving you after a fight.
_________________________________

Especially when I've done

absolutely nothing wrong.
_________________________________

I've been thinking a lot

about what you said earlier.
_________________________________

I hope you're not still talking

about the stars.
_________________________________

"Floating lights,"

and, yes, I'm leading up to that.
_________________________________

Because I really thought

we dropped the issue, sweetheart.
_________________________________

No, Mother, I'm just saying,
_________________________________

you think I'm not strong enough

to handle myself out there.
_________________________________

Oh, I know you're not strong enough

to handle yourself out there.
_________________________________

-But if you just...

-We're done talking about this.
_________________________________

-Trust me! I know what I'm...

-Rapunzel.
_________________________________

-Oh, come on!

-Enough with the lights!
_________________________________

You are not leaving this tower! Ever!
_________________________________

(GROANS) Great. Now I'm the bad guy.
_________________________________

All I was going to say, Mother, is that...
_________________________________

I know what I want for my birthday now.
_________________________________

And what is that?
_________________________________

New paint.
_________________________________

The paint made from the white shells

you once brought me.
_________________________________

That is a very long trip, Rapunzel.

Almost three days' time.
_________________________________

I just thought it was a better idea

than the stars.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

You'll be all right on your own?
_________________________________

I know I'm safe as long as I'm here.
_________________________________
GOTHEL: I'll be back

in three days' time.
_________________________________

I love you very much, dear.
_________________________________
RAPUNZEL: I love you more.

_________________________________
GOTHEL: I love you most.

_________________________________

_________________________________

Take her far into the forest.
_________________________________

Find some secluded glade
_________________________________

where she can pick wildflowers.
_________________________________

Yes, Your Majesty.
_________________________________

And there, my faithful Huntsman,
_________________________________

you will kill her!
_________________________________

But, Your Majesty, the little Princess!
_________________________________

Silence!
_________________________________

You know the penalty if you fail.
_________________________________

Yes, Your Majesty.
_________________________________

But to make doubly sure
_________________________________

you do not fail,
_________________________________

bring back her heart in this.
_________________________________

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Oh, boy. Belle's gonna

get the surprise of her life, huh, Gaston?

_________________________________

Yep, this is her lucky day.

_________________________________

(GASTON CLEARS THROAT)

_________________________________

GASTON: I'd like to thank you all

for coming to my wedding.

_________________________________

First, I better go in there

and propose to the girl.

_________________________________

(ALL LAUGHING)

_________________________________

(SOBBING)

_________________________________

And you, LeFou, now,

when Belle and I come out that door...

_________________________________

I know. I know. I strike up the band!

_________________________________

(WEDDING MARCH PLAYING)

_________________________________

-GASTON: Not yet.

-Sorry.

_________________________________

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

_________________________________

(GROANS)

_________________________________

Gaston, what a pleasant surprise.

_________________________________

Isn't it, though?

I'm just full of surprises.

_________________________________

You know, Belle,

there's not a girl in town

_________________________________

who wouldn't love to be in your shoes.

_________________________________

This is the day...

_________________________________

This is the day your dreams come true.

_________________________________

What do you know

about my dreams, Gaston?

_________________________________

Plenty! Here. Picture this.

_________________________________

A rustic hunting lodge,

my latest kill roasting on the fire

_________________________________

and my little wife massaging my feet

_________________________________

while the little ones play on the floor

with the dogs.

_________________________________

-We'll have six or seven.

-Dogs?

_________________________________

No, Belle.

_________________________________

-Strapping boys like me.

-Imagine that.

_________________________________

Do you know who that little wife will be?

_________________________________

-Let me think.

-You, Belle.

_________________________________

Gaston, I'm... I'm speechless.

_________________________________

I really don't know what to say.

_________________________________

-Say you'll marry me.

-I'm very sorry, Gaston, but...

_________________________________

But I just don't deserve you!

_________________________________

Whoa!

_________________________________

(WEDDING MARCH PLAYING)

_________________________________

(PIG SQUEALS)

_________________________________

So, how'd it go?

_________________________________

I'll have Belle for my wife.

_________________________________

Make no mistake about that.

_________________________________

-Touchy.

-(SNORTS)

_________________________________

_________________________________
BRENT: It's time to find out.
The racers are locking into the grid.
_________________________________
(ENGINES REV)
_________________________________
McQUEEN: Speed. I am speed.
_________________________________
(FRANCESCO LAUGHS)
_________________________________
Really? You are speed?
_________________________________
Then Francesco is triple speed.
_________________________________
Francesco is triple speed.
_________________________________
Ho-ho! Francesco likes-a this McQueen.
_________________________________
It's-a really getting him into the zone.
_________________________________
He is so getting beat today.
_________________________________
(CHATTER FROM PIT CREWS)
_________________________________
-Your suspension sets look good.
-Tire pressure is excellent!
_________________________________
-He's got plenty of fuel.
-And he's awesome.
_________________________________
(CHANTING)

_________________________________

_________________________________

-(CHATTERING)

-Attention, please. Attention.
_________________________________

Something tragic has befallen

a member of our community.
_________________________________

(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

I present to you: Exhibit A.
_________________________________

Oh! That is tragic.
_________________________________

What? Oh, no, no, no.
_________________________________

Eeyore, will you turn around, please?
_________________________________

Oops, sorry.
_________________________________

Our dear friend Eeyore has lost his tail.
_________________________________

Oh, dear.
_________________________________

We mustn't leave him in this condition.
_________________________________

So, we will have a contest

to find a new tail for Eeyore.
_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT) I do say,

Christopher Robin,
_________________________________
the winners of such contest
_________________________________
are traditionally awarded
some form of remuneration.

_________________________________

What is a remooner...

Moonyour... A renew...
_________________________________

What are we renumbering?
_________________________________

I don't know, Pooh,

but it sounds like a good thing.
_________________________________

Oh, yes, it is a good thing, Piglet.
_________________________________

It's a prize. But what shall it be?
_________________________________

How about something great,

like a firecracker!
_________________________________

Oh, gracious, no.
_________________________________

How about something nice,

like a warm hug?
_________________________________

Pruning shears. I need pruning shears.
_________________________________

I'd say thistles,

but nobody listens to me, anyway.
_________________________________

Oh, Christopher Robin,
_________________________________
I was hoping for something
a bit... Sweeter?

_________________________________

Why, Pooh, that's a grand idea.
_________________________________

The prize for a new tail shall be...

A pot of honey.
_________________________________

ALL: Hooray!

_________________________________
NARRATOR: As the others
searched for a tail,

_________________________________

Pooh realized that a pine cone

would not win him the honey.
_________________________________

Why not?
_________________________________

Because it would have to be

something special.
_________________________________

Oh. Special, you say. Special.
_________________________________

Think, think, think.
_________________________________

No hurry, Pooh. Just take your time.
_________________________________

Take my time. What a wonderful idea.
_________________________________

Cuckoo, cuckoo.
_________________________________

-Thanks, Pooh.

-Congratulations.
_________________________________

You've won the contest.
_________________________________

(SINGING) It's Pooh
_________________________________

It's Pooh
Pooh wins the honey pot
_________________________________

Found a tail for his friend
_________________________________

Now it's on my rear end
_________________________________

You get the honey, enjoy
_________________________________

(CRASHING)
_________________________________

I knew it was too good to be true.
_________________________________

Oh, dear.
_________________________________

Well, rules are rules. So sorry, Pooh.
_________________________________

Excuse me. We could give B'loon a try!
_________________________________

Woah! (GIGGLES)
_________________________________

How clever, Piglet.
_________________________________

What do you think, Eeyore?
_________________________________

Sure is a cheerful color.

Guess I'll have to get used to it.
_________________________________

(SINGING) It's Piglet
_________________________________
It's Piglet

Piglet wins the honey pot
_________________________________

Takes the prize fair and square
_________________________________

I'm still a bit up in the air.
_________________________________

You get the honey, enjoy
_________________________________

Hmm. This may not work after all.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________
(NARRATOR READING)
_________________________________

(ACCORDION MAKES
SOMBER MUSIC)

_________________________________

It's okay. I'll learn to live without it.
_________________________________

Poor dear.
_________________________________

You know, I may have just the thing.
_________________________________

Up, up, up you go.
_________________________________

(HUMMING)
_________________________________

There you are.
_________________________________

It's an awful nice tail, Kanga.

Much nicer than the rest of me.
_________________________________

(SINGS) It's Kanga...
_________________________________

No! No, no, no, no.

How about we celebrate with silence?
_________________________________

Enjoy
_________________________________

Oh, bother.
_________________________________

My tummy is feeling

a little 11 o'clock-ish.
_________________________________

Do you still tell the time, clock friend?
_________________________________

I can't tell by the expression

on your face.

_________________________________
_________________________________

(PLAYING LIVELY MUSIC)
_________________________________

(GUESTS LAUGHING AND CHATTING)
_________________________________

-(MUSIC CEASES)

-(APPLAUSE)
_________________________________

Queen Elsa of Arendelle.
_________________________________

Princess Anna of Arendelle.
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

-(GIGGLES)

-(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

Oh. Here? Are you sure?
_________________________________

Because I don't think I'm supposed to...
_________________________________

Oh. Okay.
_________________________________

(ANNA CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

Hi.
_________________________________

"Hi" me? Oh...
_________________________________

Um... Hi.
_________________________________

You look beautiful.
_________________________________

Thank you. (CHUCKLES)

You look beautiful-ler.
_________________________________

I mean, not "fuller."

You don't look fuller.
_________________________________

But more beautiful.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Thank you.
_________________________________

So...
_________________________________

This is what a party looks like.
_________________________________

It's warmer than I thought.
_________________________________

What is that amazing smell?
_________________________________

(BOTH SNIFFING)
_________________________________

BOTH: Chocolate.
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

KAI: Your Majesty.
_________________________________

-The Duke of Weaseltown.

-"Weselton"!
_________________________________

Duke of Weselton, Your Majesty.
_________________________________

As your closest partner in

trade it seems only fitting
_________________________________

that I offer you
_________________________________

your first dance as queen.
_________________________________

One-two, and jump.
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-(BOTH SNICKERING)
_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT) Uh...
_________________________________

Thank you. Only, I don't dance.
_________________________________

Oh...
_________________________________

-But my sister does.

-(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

-What?

-Oh! Lucky you.
_________________________________

Oh, I don't think...
_________________________________

DUKE OF WESELTON: If you
swoon, let me know. I'll catch you.

_________________________________

Sorry.
_________________________________

Like an agile peacock.
_________________________________

-(WARBLING)

-Ow! Ow.
_________________________________

Speaking of, so great

to have the gates open.
_________________________________

Why did they shut them

in the first place?
_________________________________

Do you know the reason? Hmm?
_________________________________

-No.

-No.
_________________________________

-All right. Hang on!

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

They don't call me
_________________________________

the "Little Dipper" for nothing!
_________________________________

Oh-ho!
_________________________________

Like a chicken with the face

of a monkey, I fly.
_________________________________

DUKE OF WESELTON:
Let me know when you're ready
_________________________________

-for another round, Milady.

-(PANTING)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Well, he was sprightly.
_________________________________

(GROANS)

Especially for a man in heels.
_________________________________

-Are you okay?

-(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

I've never been better. This is so nice.
_________________________________

I wish it could be like this all the time.
_________________________________

Me, too.
_________________________________

But it can't.
_________________________________

-Why not?

-It just can't.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Excuse me for a minute.
_________________________________

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
_________________________________

(SNIFFLING)
_________________________________

-MAN: I'd be honored.

-(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Glad I caught you.
_________________________________

Hans.
_________________________________

-(CHUCKLES)

-Oop.
_________________________________

(SOFT ORCHESTRAL

MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

I often had a whole parlor

to myself to slide!
_________________________________

-Oh!

-Oops!
_________________________________

-Sorry.

-(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Your physique helps, I'm sure, too.
_________________________________

-(CHUCKLES)

-Ah.
_________________________________

(BOTH CHUCKLE)
_________________________________

What's this?
_________________________________

Uh, I was born with it.
_________________________________

Although, I dreamed

I was kissed by a troll.
_________________________________

I like it.
_________________________________

-Yeah, the whole thing.

-(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

You got it.
_________________________________

Okay, wait, wait.

So, you have how many brothers?
_________________________________

Twelve older brothers.
_________________________________

Three of them pretended I was

invisible, literally, for two years.
_________________________________

That's horrible.
_________________________________

It's what brothers do.
_________________________________

And sisters.
_________________________________

Elsa and I were really close

when we were little.
_________________________________

But then, one day, you just shut me out,
_________________________________

and I never knew why.
_________________________________

I would never shut you out.

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

Okay, can I just say something crazy?
_________________________________

I love crazy.
_________________________________
(SINGING) All my life has been

A series of doors in my face
_________________________________

And then suddenly I bump into you
_________________________________

I was thinking the same thing,
because, like...
_________________________________

I've been searching my whole life
_________________________________

To find my own place
_________________________________

And maybe it's the party talking
_________________________________

-Or the chocolate fondue

-(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

But with you
_________________________________

But with you I found my place
_________________________________

I see your face
_________________________________

BOTH: And it's nothing like
I've ever known before

_________________________________
Love is an open
_________________________________

Door!

_________________________________
Love is an open

_________________________________
-Door

-Door
_________________________________

BOTH: Love is an open door
_________________________________

-With you

-With you
_________________________________

BOTH: Love is an open door
_________________________________

(BOTH SNICKER)
_________________________________

-(EXCLAIMS)

-(BOTH GRUNT)
_________________________________

-I mean, it's crazy

-What?
_________________________________

-We finish each other's

-Sandwiches
_________________________________

That's what I was gonna say!
_________________________________

I've never met someone
_________________________________

BOTH: Who thinks so much like me

_________________________________
Jinx! Jinx again!
_________________________________

Our mental synchronization
Can have but one explanation
_________________________________

-You

-And I
_________________________________

-Were

-Just
_________________________________

BOTH: Meant to be
_________________________________

-Say goodbye

-Say goodbye
_________________________________

BOTH: To the pain of the past
_________________________________

We don't have to feel it anymore
_________________________________

Love is an open door
_________________________________

Love is an open
_________________________________

-Door

-Door
_________________________________

BOTH: Life can be so much more
_________________________________

-With you

-With you
_________________________________

BOTH: Love is an open
_________________________________

-Door

-Door
_________________________________

-Can I say something crazy?

-(GIGGLES)
_________________________________

-Will you marry me?

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

Can I say something even crazier?
_________________________________

Yes!
_________________________________
_________________________________
BRENT: As they head into the palace
hairpin, Francesco builds an early lead.
_________________________________
DARRELL: Hang on, boys.
Here comes the dirt.
_________________________________
Slipping and sliding, baby.
_________________________________
MATER: McQueen,
it's time to make your move!
_________________________________
Get on the outside
and show 'im what Doc taught you.
_________________________________
10-4, Mater.
_________________________________
DAVID: Oh, boy! Francesco's brought
to a screeching halt!
_________________________________
BRENT: Lightning McQueen
is the first to take advantage.
_________________________________
And just like that, folks,
Francesco's lead is left in the dust.
_________________________________
McQUEEN: Nice call, Mater.
Keep it up.
_________________________________
DARRELL: Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________
McQueen looks happier than a roll bar
at a demolition derby!
_________________________________

_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

I am a real cop. I am

a real cop. I am a real cop.
_________________________________

Hey, hey, hey! You, bunny!
_________________________________

Sir. If you have a grievance...
_________________________________

you may contest your citation

in traffic court.
_________________________________

What are you talking about? My shop!
_________________________________

-It was just robbed! Look!

-JUDY: Oh!
_________________________________

-He's getting away!

-(PANTING)
_________________________________

Are you a cop or not?
_________________________________

Oh, yes! Yes! Don't worry, sir!

I've got this!
_________________________________

-JUDY: Stop!

-Huh?
_________________________________

Stop, in the name of the law!
_________________________________

Catch me if you can, Cottontail!
_________________________________

-(PANTING)

-BYSTANDER: Whoa! Whoa!
_________________________________

-Whoa.

-(SIRENS WAILING)
_________________________________

Coming through!
_________________________________

This is Officer McHorn, we got a 10-31.
_________________________________

-I got dibs!

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

Officer Hopps. I am in pursuit!
_________________________________

Whoo-whoo!
_________________________________

-Whoa!

-(TIRES SCREECHING)
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

Ha!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(ALL SQUEALING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
JUDY: You!

_________________________________

Freeze!
_________________________________

Hey, meter maid! Wait for the real cops!
_________________________________

Stop!
_________________________________

-(PANTING)

-(BYSTANDERS SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Oh...
_________________________________

(JUDY GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(RESIDENTS SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(SIGHS) Oh!
_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Sorry. Coming through.
_________________________________

Excuse me. Excuse me. Pardon.
_________________________________

(TRAIN APPROACHING)
_________________________________

(YELPS)
_________________________________

Bon voyage-e, flat foot!
_________________________________

-(GROWLS)

-(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(YELPING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHS) Huh?
_________________________________

-JUDY: Ha! Oh...

-(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

Hey, stop right there!
_________________________________

Have a donut, copper!
_________________________________

(YELPS)
_________________________________

Oh, my God. Did you see

those leopard print jeggings?
_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

I love your hair.
_________________________________

Thank you.
_________________________________

(LAUGHING) Come to papa.
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-(JUDY GRUNTING)
_________________________________

_________________________________
BUZZ: He's stealin' Woody!
REX: What? He can't take Woody.

_________________________________

It's illegal.

_________________________________

-Where's he going?

-Do something.

_________________________________
BO PEEP: Buzz!

_________________________________

-(GASPING)

-MR. POTATO HEAD: Get him, Buzz.

_________________________________

Where's the red jacket?
_________________________________

(GASPING, GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(ENGINE REVVING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(CRIES OUT, GRUNTS)
_________________________________

_________________________________

(INHALING DEEPLY)
_________________________________

Here's your house, little fairies.

Wherever you are.
_________________________________

Hmm.

Just needs a little something more.

_________________________________

But I haven't quite figured out

what that sparky wire does.
_________________________________

Hey! Maybe the whole carriage

runs on lightning!

_________________________________

(GROANS IN FRUSTRATION)
_________________________________

Are those wet wings still bugging you?

Here, Vidia, let me help you.
_________________________________

(VIDIA SCOFFS)
_________________________________

Tinker Bell, maybe if you spent

less time causing disasters,
_________________________________

you wouldn't have

to help everybody so much.
_________________________________

(GASPS) Whoa!
_________________________________

-Hmm. The truth hurts, doesn't it?

-Look! We can use these back at camp!
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

Wow. These'll be perfect for the new

wagon prototype I've been working on.
_________________________________

Here. I bet if I took two or three

and tied them together,
_________________________________

I could make one really strong wheel!
_________________________________

It's a good thing we were walking

or we might never have seen these.
_________________________________

Vidia, where are your buttons?
_________________________________

Tinker Bell, I am not carrying

this human junk back to camp.
_________________________________

(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________

Ah!
_________________________________

-Let's go!

-Let's go!
_________________________________

Tinker Bell, we're not supposed

to go near human houses.
_________________________________
TINKER BELL:
This isn't a human house.

_________________________________

They're a lot bigger.
_________________________________

Besides, the sign says,

"Fairies welcome."
_________________________________

Who do you think wrote it? Humans!
_________________________________

Tinker Bell, you're not going in there.
_________________________________

Please tell me you're not going in there!

She went in there.
_________________________________
TINKER BELL: Oh!

_________________________________

Wow.
_________________________________

(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

Tinker Bell! Don't eat that!

This could be a trap.
_________________________________

Come on, Vidia. It's perfectly safe.
_________________________________

Oh, really?
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

-Oh, Vidia.

-Huh! Not so safe now, is it?
_________________________________

Nice try, Vidia,

but you're not scaring me.
_________________________________

Gosh, this thing is amazing.
_________________________________

You just don't know when to stop,

do you?
_________________________________

(RUSTLING)
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

Oh, no. Tink! Someone's coming!
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

The door is stuck!
_________________________________

Come on, Vidia.

You can do better than that.
_________________________________

-VIDIA: Tink!

-I wonder what this part does.
_________________________________

Tink! I'm serious! Get out of there!
_________________________________

Just a second. Just a second.
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

(CLOCK TICKING)
_________________________________

Vidia? Vidia?
_________________________________

Oh, Vidia, come on. Open the door.

You had your little...
_________________________________

(TINKER BELL'S BELL JINGLING)
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

Oh, no. What have I done?
_________________________________

Vidia? Okay, not funny anymore.
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

A fairy!
_________________________________

It's a real fairy!
_________________________________

Father! Father!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Father!
_________________________________

(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

-Father! Father, Father!

-Yes, Lizzy.
_________________________________

You're never going to believe

what I found.
_________________________________

-Maybe later, Lizzy.

-But Father, Father, Father,
_________________________________

-Father, Father.

-Just a moment, dear.
_________________________________

-I'm very busy with my project.

-Yes, but Father!
_________________________________

-Father!

-Lizzy, please.
_________________________________

I must add this extraordinary discovery

to my field journal.
_________________________________

And here it is.
_________________________________

(LIZZY GASPING)
_________________________________

Is that the butterfly

we were looking at earlier?
_________________________________

Yes. Quite a specimen, isn't it?
_________________________________
LIZZY: You're not going to

take it to London, are you?
_________________________________
GRIFFITHS: Yes, of course.

_________________________________

The board of trustees

would never believe me
_________________________________

if they didn't see it themselves.
_________________________________

Now I'm sure to get that curatorship

at the museum.
_________________________________

Besides, as a member

of the scientific community,
_________________________________

I'm obligated to share significant

findings like this with my colleagues.
_________________________________

I know it's unfortunate for the specimen,

but really, there is no other way.
_________________________________

Now, dear.

What did you want me to see?
_________________________________

Uh...
_________________________________

Never mind.

_________________________________

_________________________________

ANNA: Coming through.

HANS: Excuse me. Oh...
_________________________________

ANNA: Pardon. Sorry.

WOMAN: Oh!
_________________________________

Can we just get around you there?
_________________________________

Thank you. Oh! There she is.
_________________________________

Elsa!
_________________________________

I mean, Queen. Me again. Um...
_________________________________

May I present Prince Hans

of the Southern Isles.
_________________________________

Your Majesty.
_________________________________

BOTH: We would like...
_________________________________

Uh, your blessing...
_________________________________

(BOTH CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

BOTH: Of our marriage.
_________________________________

-Marriage?

-Yes! (SQUEALS)
_________________________________

I'm sorry, I'm confused.
_________________________________

Well, we haven't worked out

all the details ourselves.
_________________________________

We'll need a few days

to plan the ceremony.
_________________________________

Of course, we'll have soup, roast

and ice cream. And then... (GASPS)
_________________________________

Wait. Would we live here?
_________________________________

-Here?

-Absolutely!
_________________________________

-Anna!

-Oh!
_________________________________

We can invite all 12 of your

brothers to stay with us.
_________________________________

What? No, no, no.
_________________________________

-Of course we have the room.

-Wait, slow down.
_________________________________

No one's brothers are staying here.
_________________________________

No one is getting married.
_________________________________

Wait, what?
_________________________________

May I talk to you, please? Alone.
_________________________________

No. Whatever you have to say,

you can say to both of us.
_________________________________

Fine.
You can't marry a man you just met.
_________________________________

You can if it's true love.
_________________________________

Anna, what do you know

about true love?
_________________________________

More than you.
_________________________________

All you know is how to shut people out.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

You asked for my blessing,

but my answer is no.
_________________________________

Now, excuse me.
_________________________________

Your Majesty, if I may ease your...
_________________________________

No, you may not. (STUTTERS)

And I think you should go.

_________________________________

The party is over. Close the gates.
_________________________________

-KAI: Yes, Your Majesty.

-What?
_________________________________

-Elsa, no, no! Wait.

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

Give me my glove!
_________________________________

Elsa, please, please.
_________________________________

I can't live like this anymore!
_________________________________

Then leave.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

What did I ever do to you?
_________________________________

Enough, Anna.
_________________________________

No, why? Why do you shut me out?
_________________________________

Why do you shut the world out?
_________________________________

What are you so afraid of?
_________________________________

I said, enough!
_________________________________

(GUESTS SHRIEKING)
_________________________________

(GUESTS MUTTERING NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________

Sorcery.
_________________________________

I knew there was something

dubious going on here.
_________________________________

Elsa.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

WOMAN: There she is!
_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

(ELSA BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________

MAN 1: Yes! It is her!
_________________________________

Queen Elsa.
_________________________________

MAN 2: Our beautiful queen!
_________________________________

Your Majesty? Are you all right?
_________________________________

No.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

(ALL GASP IN AWE)
_________________________________

There she is! Stop her!
_________________________________

Please, just stay away from me.

Stay away.
_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Monster. Monster!
_________________________________

-(BABY CRYING)

-(SHUDDERS)
_________________________________

(ALL MURMURING FEARFULLY)
_________________________________

Elsa!
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

-ANNA: Elsa!

-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Wait, please!
_________________________________

Elsa, stop!
_________________________________

Anna!
_________________________________

No.
_________________________________

The fjord.

_________________________________

-Snow!

-Snow?
_________________________________

Yes, snow.
_________________________________

-Are you all right?

-No.
_________________________________

Did you know?
_________________________________

No.
_________________________________

Look, it's snowing. It's snowing!
_________________________________

The queen has cursed this land!
_________________________________

She must be stopped!

You have to go after her.
_________________________________

Wait, no!
_________________________________

You! ls there sorcery in you, too?
_________________________________

Are you a monster, too?
_________________________________

No, no. I'm completely ordinary.
_________________________________

That's right, she is.
_________________________________

In the best way.
_________________________________

And my sister is not a monster.
_________________________________

She nearly killed me!
_________________________________

-You slipped on ice.

-Her ice.
_________________________________

It was an accident. She was scared.
_________________________________

She didn't mean it.

She didn't mean any of this.
_________________________________

Tonight was my fault. I pushed her.
_________________________________

So, I'm the one
_________________________________

-that needs to go after her.

-What?
_________________________________

-Bring me my horse, please.

-Anna, no.
_________________________________

It's too dangerous.
_________________________________

(SCOFFS) Elsa is not dangerous.
_________________________________

I'll bring back her,

and I'll make this right.
_________________________________

I'm coming with you.
_________________________________

No, I need you here

to take care of Arendelle.
_________________________________

On my honor.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

I leave Prince Hans in charge.
_________________________________

(ALL MURMURING)
_________________________________

Are you sure you can trust her?
_________________________________

I don't want you getting hurt.
_________________________________

She's my sister.
_________________________________

She would never hurt me.
_________________________________

(HORSE NEIGHING)
_________________________________

(CROWD MUTTERING)

_________________________________

_________________________________

Where have you gone?

_________________________________

(GROWLING)
_________________________________

Mr. Twitches, no! Out! Out with you!
_________________________________

Mr. Twitches!
_________________________________

Bad cat! No, no, no!
_________________________________

(MR. TWITCHES GROWLING)
_________________________________

Don't worry, little fairy.
_________________________________

Mr. Twitches won't bother you

as long as you're in there.
_________________________________

(SNARLING)
_________________________________

Naughty cat! You're going outside.
_________________________________

(STRAINING)

_________________________________

(THUNDER RUMBLING)
_________________________________

(TINKER BELL WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

Tinker Bell's

been captured by humans!
_________________________________

(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________

-Oh, no.

-What happened? Is she okay?
_________________________________

-Is she all right?

-What's this? Tinker Bell?
_________________________________

-What happened, Vidia?

-Is she hurt?
_________________________________

Tinker Bell went into this little house

in the meadow and couldn't get out.
_________________________________

The door got jammed.
_________________________________

Then this human came from out

of nowhere and snatched her up,
_________________________________

but I know where she is.

We have to hurry and save her.
_________________________________

Then we better leave right away!
_________________________________

Sil, do you think the storm

will pass soon?
_________________________________

No, it looks like it's gonna get stronger.
_________________________________

Well, there's gotta be some way

to get to Tink.
_________________________________

We can't fly in the rain,

and the meadow's already flooded.
_________________________________

Maybe we don't have to fly.
_________________________________

If we get some big leaves and sew them

together with stem twine...
_________________________________

And miter-cut some twigs

for the sub-flooring.
_________________________________

Acorns as counterweights.
_________________________________

Some quick-dry maple sap

as reinforcement.
_________________________________

What are you two talking about?
_________________________________

-We're gonna build a boat!

-We're gonna build a boat!
_________________________________

-CLANK: More mushroom caps, please!

-Here we go.
_________________________________
BOBBLE: This one goes there.

That one goes there. Right?
_________________________________
CLANK: Righty-o, Bobble.

_________________________________

(CLANK CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

(WHISTLING)
_________________________________

(ALL STRAINING)
_________________________________

(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

-CLANK: Right, more reeds over here.

-This thing had better work.
_________________________________
BOBBLE: Give me the sap.

_________________________________

You dip it in this way

and give it a big slap like so.
_________________________________

Ow. Ow. Ow.
_________________________________
CLANK: Come on. Come on.

Let's get going.
_________________________________

(BUZZING)
_________________________________
BOBBLE: There you go.

Now you're talking!
_________________________________
CLANK: It's working!

_________________________________

Well, this is it.
_________________________________

Hey, faith...
_________________________________

Trust...
_________________________________

-And pixie dust.

-Pixie dust.

_________________________________

_________________________________

Okay. You're gonna

have to be patient...
_________________________________

and wait in line

just like everyone else...
_________________________________

-Mrs. Otterton. Okay?

-(DOOR SLAMS)
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-(GROANING)
_________________________________

I popped the weasel!
_________________________________

Hopps!
_________________________________
BOGO: Abandoning your post.

_________________________________

Inciting a scurry.
_________________________________

Reckless endangerment of rodents.
_________________________________

But, to be fair...
_________________________________

you did stop a master criminal...
_________________________________

from stealing two dozen moldy onions.
_________________________________

Mmm. Hate to disagree with you, sir...
_________________________________

but those aren't onions.
_________________________________

Those are a crocus varietal...
_________________________________

called midnicampum holicithias.
_________________________________

They're a Class-C botanical, sir.
_________________________________

Well, I grew up in a family...
_________________________________

where plant husbandry

was kind of a thing.
_________________________________

Shut your tiny mouth now!
_________________________________

Sir, I got the bad guy.
_________________________________

That's my job.
_________________________________

Your job is putting tickets...
_________________________________

-on parked cars!

-(INTERCOM BEEPS)
_________________________________
CLAWHAUSER: Chief...

_________________________________

uh, Mrs. Otterton's here

to see you again.
_________________________________

-Not now.

-Okay, I just didn't know...
_________________________________

if you want to take it this time.
_________________________________

She seems really upset.
_________________________________

-Not now!

-Sir...
_________________________________

I don't want to be a meter maid...
_________________________________

I want to be a real cop.
_________________________________

Do you think the mayor asked

what I wanted...
_________________________________

when he assigned you to me?
_________________________________

But, sir, if...
_________________________________

Life isn't some cartoon musical...
_________________________________

where you sing a little song...
_________________________________

and your insipid dreams

magically come true.
_________________________________

-So, let it go.

-(DOOR OPENS)
_________________________________

Chief Bogo, please.
_________________________________

Five minutes of your time. Please.
_________________________________

(PANTING) I'm sorry sir.
_________________________________

I tried to stop her.

She is super slippery.
_________________________________

I gotta go sit down.
_________________________________

Ma'am, as I've told you,

we're doing everything we can.
_________________________________

My husband has been missing

for 10 days.
_________________________________

His name is Emmitt Otterton.
_________________________________
BOGO: Yes, I know.

_________________________________

He's a florist.
_________________________________

We have two beautiful children.
_________________________________

He would never just disappear.
_________________________________
BOGO: Ma'am, our detectives

are very busy.
_________________________________

Please.
_________________________________

There's gotta be somebody

to find my Emmitt.
_________________________________

Mrs. Otterton...
_________________________________
JUDY: I will find him.

_________________________________
MRS. OTTERTON: (SIGHS) Oh!

_________________________________

Thank you!
_________________________________

-Bless you.

-Oh!
_________________________________

Bless you, little bunny.
_________________________________

(GROWLS)
_________________________________

Oh.
_________________________________

Take this.
_________________________________

Find my Emmitt. Bring him home...
_________________________________

to me and my babies, please.
_________________________________

(BOGO CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

Mrs. Otterton, please wait out here.
_________________________________

Of course. Oh, thank you both so much.
_________________________________

One second.
_________________________________

You're fired.
_________________________________

What? Why?
_________________________________

Insubordination!
_________________________________

Now. I'm going to open this door...
_________________________________

and you're going to tell that otter...
_________________________________

you're a former meter maid...
_________________________________

with delusion of grandeur...
_________________________________

who will not be taking the case.
_________________________________

I just heard Officer Hopps

is taking the case.
_________________________________

Assistant Mayor Bellwether.
_________________________________

The Mammal Inclusion Initiative...
_________________________________

is really starting to pay off.

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Mayor Lionheart is just gonna

be so jazzed!
_________________________________

No, no, let's not tell

the Mayor just yet.
_________________________________

And I've sent it, and it is

done, so I did do that.
_________________________________

All right. Well, I'd say

the case is in good hands.
_________________________________

Us little guys really need to

stick together, right?
_________________________________

Like glue.
_________________________________

(LAUGHS) Good one.
_________________________________

Just call me if you ever

need anything, okay?
_________________________________

You've always got a friend at

City Hall, Judy.
_________________________________

All right, bye-bye.
_________________________________

Thank you, ma'am.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

I will give you 48 hours.
_________________________________

Yes!
_________________________________

That's two days to find Emmitt Otterton.
_________________________________

Okay.
_________________________________

But, you strike out, you resign.
_________________________________

Oh! Uh...
_________________________________

Okay.
_________________________________

Deal!
_________________________________

Splendid.
_________________________________

Clawhauser will give you

the complete case file.
_________________________________
CLAWHAUSER: Here you go.

_________________________________

One missing otter.
_________________________________
JUDY: That's it?

_________________________________

Yikes! That is the smallest

case file I've ever seen.
_________________________________
CLAWHAUSER: Leads, none.

Witnesses, none.
_________________________________

And you're not

in the computer system yet...
_________________________________

so resources, none! (LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Oh, I hope you didn't stake

your career...
_________________________________

on cracking this one!
_________________________________
JUDY: Okay.

Last known sighting.
_________________________________

(CLAWHAUSER SLURPING)
_________________________________

Can I just borrow... Thank you.
_________________________________

Popsicle?
_________________________________

The murder weapon.
_________________________________

Get your popsicle.
_________________________________

Yeah. Because that...

What does that mean?
_________________________________

It means...
_________________________________

I have a lead.
_________________________________

(FINNICK SNORING)
_________________________________

(FINNICK GURGLES)
_________________________________

Hi! Hello? It's me, again!
_________________________________

-Hey, it's Officer Toot-Toot.

-(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

No. Actually, it's Officer Hopps...
_________________________________

and I'm here to ask you

some questions about a case.
_________________________________

What happened, meter maid?
_________________________________

Did someone steal a traffic cone?
_________________________________

It wasn't me.
_________________________________

(SIREN BLEEPS)
_________________________________

Hey, Carrots, you're going

to wake the baby.
_________________________________

I gotta get to work.
_________________________________

This is important, sir.
_________________________________

I think your $10 worth

of popsicles can wait.
_________________________________

(SCOFFS) I make

200 bucks a day, Fluff!
_________________________________

365 days a year, since I was 12.
_________________________________

And time is money. Hop along.
_________________________________

Please, just look at the picture.
_________________________________

You sold Mr. Otterton

that popsicle, right?
_________________________________

Do you know him?
_________________________________

I know everybody.
_________________________________

And I also know that, somewhere...
_________________________________

there's a toy store missing

its stuffed animal...
_________________________________

so why don't you get back to your box?
_________________________________

Fine. Then we'll have

to do this the hard way.
_________________________________

(METAL CLANKS)
_________________________________

Did you just boot my stroller?
_________________________________

Nicholas Wilde, you are under arrest.
_________________________________

Ha! For what? (BABY VOICE)

Hurting your feelings?
_________________________________

Felony Tax Evasion.
_________________________________

Yeah, $200 a day, 365 days a year...
_________________________________

since you were 12.
_________________________________

That's two decades, so times 20...
_________________________________

which is $1,460,000, I think.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) I mean,

I am just a dumb bunny...
_________________________________

but we are good at multiplying.
_________________________________

Anyway, according to your tax forms...
_________________________________

you reported, let me see here... zero!
_________________________________

Unfortunately, lying on a federal form...
_________________________________

is a punishable offense.
_________________________________

Five years jail time.
_________________________________

Well, it's my word against yours.
_________________________________
NICK ON RECORDING:

200 bucks a day, Fluff!
_________________________________

365 days a year, since I was 12.
_________________________________

Actually, it's your word against yours.
_________________________________

And if you want this pen,

you're going to help me...
_________________________________

find this poor missing otter...
_________________________________

or the only place you'll be

selling popsicles...
_________________________________

is the prison cafeteria.
_________________________________

It's called a hustle, sweetheart.
_________________________________
FINNICK: She hustled you.

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(INHALES)
_________________________________

She hustled you good!
_________________________________

You're a cop now, Nick.

You gonna need one of these.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Have fun...
_________________________________

working with the fuzz!
_________________________________

(CONTINUES LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Start talking.
_________________________________

(SIGHS) I don't know where he is.
_________________________________

I only saw where he went.
_________________________________

Great. Let's go!
_________________________________

It's not exactly a place for, uh...
_________________________________

a cute little bunny.
_________________________________

Don't call me cute. Get in the car.
_________________________________

Okay. You're the boss.
_________________________________

_________________________________

Woody once risked his life to save me.

_________________________________

I couldn't call myself his friend

if I weren't willing to do the same.

_________________________________

So who's with me?
_________________________________

I'm packing you an extra pair of shoes

and your angry eyes just in case.

_________________________________

This is for Woody when you find him.

_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT) All right,
_________________________________

but I don't think it'll mean
the same coming from me.

_________________________________

Mr. Buzz Lightyear,
you just gotta save my pal Woody.

_________________________________

-(COUGHING, WHEEZING)

-I'll do my best, son.

_________________________________

Okay, fellas. Let's roll.
_________________________________

Geronimo!
_________________________________

You'd think with
all my video game experience,
_________________________________

I'd be feeling more prepared.

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

The idea is to let go.

_________________________________

We'll be back before Andy gets home.

_________________________________

Don't talk to any toy you don't know!
_________________________________

To Al's Toy Barn and beyond!

_________________________________

_________________________________
(SPEAKS JAPANESE)
_________________________________
-Come with me, please, sir.
-But I'm 'onna miss my plane.
_________________________________
-Right this way.
-Ah, doggone it.
_________________________________
This is about my hook, ain't it?
_________________________________
I know I should have checked it,
but I can't, really.
_________________________________
Look. It's attached to me.
_________________________________
Hey, I know you. You're that feller
from the karate demonstration.
_________________________________
I never properly introduced myself.
_________________________________
Finn McMissile. British Intelligence.
_________________________________
Tow Mater. Average intelligence.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I know some karate.
_________________________________
I don't want to brag or nuttin',
but I got me a black fan belt.
_________________________________
-Wanna see some moves I made up?
-You're being followed.
_________________________________
This first one,
I can reach into a car's hood
_________________________________
pull out his battery,
and show it to him before he stalls.
_________________________________
I call it, "What I accidentally did
to my friend Luigi once."
_________________________________
Hey! Hi-yah-pah!
_________________________________
-Hi-yah!
-There he is!
_________________________________
MATER: Hi-hi-tah! Huh!
_________________________________
Look, I probably ought to go.
I'm about to miss my flight.
_________________________________
-Don't worry. I've taken care of that.
-Whoa!
_________________________________
Hang on!
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Whoa-hah-hah!
_________________________________
This is first-class service.
_________________________________
You don't even have to go
through the terminal!
_________________________________
(SPEAKS JAPANESE)
_________________________________
Your karate partners is back there.
_________________________________
They look like
they tryin' to catch up!
_________________________________
Drive forward.
Whatever you do, don't stop!
_________________________________
(TIRES SCREECH)
_________________________________
-Whoa!
-Whoa!
_________________________________
Whoa...
_________________________________
Is everything okay back there?
_________________________________
Finn, it's Sid. I'm on approach.
_________________________________
FINN: Roger that.
_________________________________

_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________
(SINGING) One song
I have but one song

_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________
(CHIRPING)
_________________________________
Hello there.
_________________________________

What's the matter?
_________________________________

Where's your mama and papa?
_________________________________

Why, I believe you're lost.
_________________________________
(CHIRPING)
_________________________________

Oh, please don't cry.
_________________________________
(CHIRPING)
_________________________________

Come on, perk up.
_________________________________

Won't you smile for me?
_________________________________

(LAUGHING) That's better.
_________________________________

Your mama and papa can't be far.
_________________________________
(CHIRPING)
_________________________________

There they are!
_________________________________

Can you fly?
_________________________________

Good-bye. Good-bye!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

I can't, I can't do it.
_________________________________

Forgive me.

I beg of Your Highness, forgive me.
_________________________________

I don't understand!
_________________________________

She's mad, jealous of you!

She'll stop at nothing!
_________________________________

-But, but who?

-The Queen.
_________________________________

-The Queen?

-Now, quick, child, run.
_________________________________

Run away, hide!
_________________________________

In the woods! Anywhere!

Never come back!
_________________________________

Now, go. Go! Go!
_________________________________

Run! Run! Hide!
_________________________________
(HUNTSMAN SHOUTING)
_________________________________
(SCREECHING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(WIND HOWLING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(SOBBING)
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

Please don't run away.
_________________________________

I won't hurt you.

_________________________________
I'm awfully sorry.
I didn't mean to frighten you.
_________________________________
But you don't know
what I've been through.
_________________________________
And all because I was afraid.
_________________________________
I'm so ashamed of the fuss I've made.
_________________________________
What do you do
when things go wrong?
_________________________________
(TWITTERING)
_________________________________
Oh! You sing a song!
_________________________________
(TWITTERING)
_________________________________
(VOCALIZING)
_________________________________
(MIMICKING)
_________________________________
(VOCALIZING)
_________________________________
(MIMICKING)
_________________________________
(VOCALIZING)
_________________________________
(MIMICKING)
_________________________________
(SHRILL NOTE)
_________________________________
(SNOW WHITE LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(SINGING) With a smile and a song
_________________________________
Life is just like a bright, sunny day
_________________________________
Your cares fade away
_________________________________
And your heart is young
_________________________________
(TWITTERING)
_________________________________
With a smile and a song
_________________________________
All the world seems to waken anew
_________________________________
Rejoicing with you
_________________________________
As the song is sung
_________________________________
There's no use in grumbling
_________________________________
(TWITTERING)
_________________________________
When raindrops come tumbling
_________________________________
Remember you're the one
_________________________________
Who can fill the world with sunshine
_________________________________
When you smile and you sing
_________________________________
Everything is in tune and it's spring
_________________________________
And life flows along
_________________________________
(TWITTERING)
_________________________________
With a smile and a song
_________________________________
(TWITTERING)
_________________________________
I really feel quite happy now.
_________________________________
I'm sure I'll get along somehow.
_________________________________
Everything's going to be all right.
_________________________________
But I do need a place to sleep at night.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING) I can't sleep
in the ground like you
_________________________________
or in a tree the way you do.
_________________________________
And I'm sure no nest could possibly
be big enough for me.
_________________________________
Maybe you know where I can stay.
_________________________________
In the woods somewhere?
_________________________________
(TWITTERING)
_________________________________
You do?
_________________________________
(TWITTERING)
_________________________________
Will you take me there?
_________________________________

Oh, it's adorable!
_________________________________

Just like a doll's house.
_________________________________

I like it here.
_________________________________

Ooh, it's dark inside.
_________________________________

Guess there's no one home.
_________________________________
(DOOR CREAKING)
_________________________________

Hello?
_________________________________

May I come in?
_________________________________
Shh!
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

What a cute little chair!
_________________________________

Why, there's seven little chairs!
_________________________________

Must be seven little children.
_________________________________

And from the look of this table,

seven untidy little children.
_________________________________

A pickaxe. A stocking, too!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

And a shoe!
_________________________________
(ASTONISHED WHISTLE)
_________________________________

And just look at that fireplace.
_________________________________

It's covered with dust.
_________________________________
(SNEEZING)
_________________________________

And look, cobwebs everywhere!
_________________________________

My, my, my!
_________________________________

What a pile of dirty dishes!
_________________________________
(WHISTLING)
_________________________________

(GASPING) And just look at that broom!
_________________________________
(TSKING)
_________________________________

Why, they've never swept this room.
_________________________________

You'd think their mother would...
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________

Maybe they have no mother.
_________________________________

Then they're orphans.
_________________________________

That's too bad.

_________________________________
I know!
_________________________________
We'll clean the house
and surprise them.
_________________________________
Then maybe they'll let me stay.
_________________________________
(TWITTERING)
_________________________________
Now, you wash the dishes.
_________________________________
You tidy up the room.
_________________________________
You clean the fireplace.
_________________________________
And I will use the broom.
_________________________________
(TWITTERING BUGLE CALL)
_________________________________
(SINGING) Just whistle while you work
_________________________________
(WHISTLING)
_________________________________
And cheerfully together
we can tidy up the place
_________________________________
So hum a merry tune
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________
It won't take long when there's a song
to help you set the pace
_________________________________
And as you sweep the room
_________________________________
Imagine that the broom
_________________________________
Is someone that you love and soon
you'll find you're dancing to the tune
_________________________________
Oh, no, no, no, no! Put them in the tub.
_________________________________
When hearts are high the time will fly
_________________________________
So whistle while you work
_________________________________
Uh-uh, uh-uh!
_________________________________
Not under the rug.
_________________________________
(CHATTERING)
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________
(MUSIC BOX PLAYING)
_________________________________
(SNEEZING)
_________________________________
(SNOW WHITE HUMMING)
_________________________________
(TWITTERING)
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________
(TWITTERING)
_________________________________
So whistle while you work
_________________________________
(TWITTERING)
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________
(HARMONIZING)
_________________________________

_________________________________

-Hey, Nala.
-Hi, Simba.
_________________________________

Come on. I just heard
about this great place.
_________________________________

Simba! I'm kind of
in the middle of a bath.
_________________________________

SARABI: And it's time for yours.
_________________________________

Mom!
_________________________________

Mom, you're messing up my mane!
_________________________________

Okay, okay, I'm clean.
Can we go now?
_________________________________

So, where are we going?
_________________________________
It better not be anyplace dumb.
_________________________________

No, it's really cool.
_________________________________

So, where is this really cool place?
_________________________________

Oh.
_________________________________
-Uh, around the water hole.

-The water hole?
_________________________________

What's so great about the water hole?
_________________________________

I'll show you when we get there.
_________________________________

Oh.
_________________________________
Uh, mom, can I go with Simba?
_________________________________

Hmm, what do you think, Sarabi?
_________________________________

Well...
_________________________________

BOTH: Please?
_________________________________

It's all right with me.
_________________________________

-Yeah!
-All right!
_________________________________

As long as Zazu goes with you.
_________________________________

No, not Zazu.
_________________________________

ZAZU: Step lively.
_________________________________

The sooner we get to the water hole,

the sooner we can leave.
_________________________________

So, where are we really going?
_________________________________

An elephant graveyard.
_________________________________
Wow!
_________________________________

Shh! Zazu.
_________________________________

Right. So how are we
gonna ditch the dodo?
_________________________________

Oh, just look at you two.
_________________________________

Little seeds of romance
blossoming in the savanna.
_________________________________

Your parents will be thrilled,
_________________________________

what with your being betrothed and all.
_________________________________

Be-what?
_________________________________
Betrothed. Intended.
_________________________________

Affianced.
_________________________________

Meaning...
_________________________________

One day, you two are
going to be married.
_________________________________

-Yuck!
-Eww!
_________________________________

I can't marry her. She's my friend.
_________________________________

Yeah, it'd be so weird.
_________________________________

Sorry to bust your bubble,
_________________________________

but you two turtle doves
have no choice.
_________________________________

It's a tradition going back generations.
_________________________________

When I'm king,
that'll be the first thing to go.
_________________________________

-Not so long as I'm around.

-Well, in that case, you're fired.
_________________________________

Nice try, but only the king can do that.
_________________________________

Well, he's the future king.
_________________________________

Yeah, so you have to do what I tell you.
_________________________________

Not yet, I don't.
_________________________________

And with an attitude like that,
_________________________________

I'm afraid you're shaping up to be

a pretty pathetic king, indeed.
_________________________________

Not the way I see it.

_________________________________

(SINGING) I'm gonna be a mighty king
_________________________________

So enemies beware

_________________________________

Well, I've never seen
a king of beasts

_________________________________
With quite so little hair

_________________________________

I'm gonna be the main event
_________________________________

Like no king was before
_________________________________

I'm brushin' up on lookin' down
_________________________________

I'm workin' on my roar
_________________________________

Thus far, a rather uninspiring thing

_________________________________

Oh, I just can't wait to be king

_________________________________

You've rather a long way to go,
young master, if you think...

_________________________________

-No one sayin', "Do this"

-Now, when I said that...

_________________________________

-No one saying, "Be there"

-What I meant was...

_________________________________

-No one sayin', "Stop that"

-You don't realize...

_________________________________

-No one sayin', "See here"

-Now, see here!

_________________________________

Free to run around all day

_________________________________

Well, that's definitely out.

_________________________________

Free to do it all my way

_________________________________

I think it's time that you and I
_________________________________

Arranged a heart-to-heart
_________________________________

Kings don't need advice

_________________________________
From little hornbills for a start

_________________________________

If this is where
the monarchy is headed

_________________________________
Count me out

_________________________________
Out of service, out of Africa
_________________________________

I wouldn't hang about
_________________________________

This child is getting
wildly out of wing

_________________________________

Oh, I just can't wait to be king

_________________________________

Everybody, look left
_________________________________

Everybody, look right

_________________________________
Everywhere you look, I'm
_________________________________

Standing in the spotlight

_________________________________

Not yet!

_________________________________

Let every creature
go for broke and sing

_________________________________
Let's hear it in the herd
and on the wing

_________________________________
It's gonna be
King Simba's finest fling

_________________________________

Oh, I just can't wait to be king

_________________________________

Oh, I just can't wait to be king

_________________________________
Oh, I just can't wait

_________________________________

To be king

_________________________________
ZAZU: (MUFFLED)
I beg your pardon, madam, but
_________________________________
get off!
_________________________________
Simba?
_________________________________
Nala!
_________________________________

_________________________________

Is he gone?

_________________________________

(CLUCKING)

_________________________________

Can you imagine?

He asked me to marry him.

_________________________________

Me, the wife of that boorish, brainless...

_________________________________

(SINGING) Madame Gaston

_________________________________

Can't you just see it?

_________________________________

Madame Gaston

_________________________________

His little wife

_________________________________

No, sir, not me, I guarantee it

_________________________________

I want much more

than this provincial life

_________________________________

I want adventure

in the great wide somewhere

_________________________________

I want it more than I can tell

_________________________________

And for once it might be grand

_________________________________

To have someone understand

_________________________________

I want so much more

than they've got planned

_________________________________

(WHINNYING)

_________________________________

Philippe! What are you doing here?

Where's... Where's Papa?

_________________________________

Where is he, Philippe?

What happened?

_________________________________

We have to find him.

You have to take me to him.

_________________________________

What is this place?

_________________________________

-(WHINNYING)

-Philippe, please, steady.

_________________________________

Steady.

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

Papa!

_________________________________

Couldn't keep quiet, could we?

_________________________________

Just had to invite him to stay,

didn't we?

_________________________________

Serve him tea, sit in the master's chair.

Pet the pooch.

_________________________________

I was trying to be hospitable.

_________________________________

(DOOR CREAKS)

_________________________________

Hello?

_________________________________

Is anyone here?

_________________________________

Hello?

_________________________________

Papa? Papa?

_________________________________

Are you here?

_________________________________

Mama, there's a girl in the castle.

_________________________________

Now, Chip, I'll not have you

making up such wild stories.

_________________________________

Really, Mama. I saw her.

_________________________________

-Not another word. Into the tub.

-But... What?

_________________________________

A girl. I saw a girl in the castle.

_________________________________

See, I told you.

_________________________________

Irresponsible, devil-may-care,

waxy-eared, slack-jawed...

_________________________________

BELLE: Papa?

_________________________________

Did you see that?

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

-It's a girl!

-I know it's a girl.

_________________________________

Don't you see? She's the one.

The girl we have been waiting for.

_________________________________

-She has come to break the spell.

-Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

_________________________________

Papa?

_________________________________

-(CREAKING)

-Papa?

_________________________________

Hello? Is someone here?

_________________________________

Wait! I'm looking for my father. I...

_________________________________

That's funny.

I'm sure there was someone.

_________________________________

Is anyone here?

_________________________________

-MAURICE: Belle?

-Papa!

_________________________________

How did you find me?

_________________________________

-Your hands are like ice.

-(COUGHING)

_________________________________

We have to get you out of there.

_________________________________

Belle, I want you to leave this place.

_________________________________

Who's done this to you?

_________________________________

No time to explain. You must go. Now!

_________________________________

-I won't leave you.

-What are you doing here?

_________________________________

MAURICE: Run, Belle!

_________________________________

-Who's there? Who are you?

-The master of this castle.

_________________________________

I've come for my father.

_________________________________

Please let him out.

Can't you see he's sick?

_________________________________

Then he shouldn't

have trespassed here!

_________________________________

But he could die.

Please, I'll do anything.

_________________________________

There's nothing you can do.

He's my prisoner.

_________________________________

There must be some way I can...

_________________________________

Wait!

_________________________________

-Take me instead.

-You?

_________________________________

You would take his place?

_________________________________

Belle, no!

You don't know what you're doing!

_________________________________

If I did, would you let him go?

_________________________________

Yes. But you must promise

to stay here forever.

_________________________________

Come into the light.

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

No, Belle! I won't let you do this!

_________________________________

-You have my word.

-Done.

_________________________________

(DOOR UNLOCKING)

_________________________________

No, Belle, listen to me.

I'm old. I've lived my life.

_________________________________

Wait.

_________________________________

-Belle!

-Wait.

_________________________________

No! Please spare my daughter. Please!

_________________________________

She's no longer your concern.

Take him to the village.

_________________________________

Let me out. Please let me out!

_________________________________

Let me out! Please! Please!

_________________________________

(SOBBING)

_________________________________

-Master?

-What?

_________________________________

Since the girl is going to be with us

for quite some time,

_________________________________

I was thinking that you might want

to offer her a more comfortable room.

_________________________________

(GROWLS)

_________________________________

Then again, maybe not.

_________________________________

(SOBBING)

_________________________________

You didn't even let me say goodbye.

_________________________________

I'll never see him again.

_________________________________

I didn't get to say goodbye.

_________________________________

I'll show you to your room.

_________________________________

My room? But I thought...

_________________________________

You wanna...

You wanna stay in the tower?

_________________________________

-No.

-Then follow me.

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

Say something to her.

_________________________________

Huh? Oh.

_________________________________

I hope you like it here.

_________________________________

The castle is your home now,

_________________________________

so you can go anywhere you like,

except the west wing.

_________________________________

-What's in the west...

-It's forbidden!

_________________________________

Now, if you need anything,

my servants will attend you.

_________________________________

Dinner. Invite her to dinner.

_________________________________

You will join me for dinner.

That's not a request!

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

(SOBBING)

_________________________________

_________________________________
(SINGING) The snow glows white

On the mountain tonight

_________________________________
Not a footprint to be seen

_________________________________
A kingdom of isolation
_________________________________

And it looks like I'm the queen
_________________________________

The wind is howling
_________________________________

Like this swirling storm inside
_________________________________

Couldn't keep it in
Heaven knows I tried
_________________________________

Don't let them in
Don't let them see
_________________________________

Be the good girl
You always have to be
_________________________________

Conceal, don't feel
Don't let them know
_________________________________

Well, now they know
_________________________________

Let it go!
Let it go!
_________________________________

Can't hold me back anymore
_________________________________

Let it go!
Let it go!
_________________________________

Turn away and slam the door
_________________________________

I don't care
_________________________________

What they're going to say
_________________________________

Let the storm rage on
_________________________________

The cold never bothered me anyway
_________________________________

It's funny how some distance
Makes everything seem small
_________________________________

And the fears that once controlled me
_________________________________

Can't get to me at all
_________________________________

It's time to see what I can do
_________________________________

To test the limits and break through
_________________________________

No right, no wrong
_________________________________

No rules for me
_________________________________

I'm free!
_________________________________

Let it go!
_________________________________

Let it go!
_________________________________

I am one with the wind and sky
_________________________________

Let it go! Let it go!
_________________________________

You'll never see me cry
_________________________________

Here I stand
_________________________________

And here I'll stay
_________________________________

Let the storm rage on
_________________________________

My power flurries through the air
_________________________________

Into the ground
_________________________________

My soul is spiraling in frozen fractals
_________________________________

All around
_________________________________

And one thought crystallizes
Like an icy blast

_________________________________
I'm never going back
_________________________________

The past is in the past
_________________________________

Let it go!
Let it go!
_________________________________

And I'll rise like the break of dawn
_________________________________

Let it go!
Let it go!
_________________________________

That perfect girl is gone
_________________________________

Here I stand
_________________________________

In the light of day
_________________________________

Let the storm rage on!
_________________________________

The cold never bothered me anyway

_________________________________

_________________________________

(WHISTLES)
_________________________________

(MEOWS)

_________________________________

Oh, Dinah. It's just a rabbit

with a waistcoat... And a watch!

_________________________________

My fur and whiskers!
I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!
_________________________________

This is curious. What could a rabbit
possibly be late for?

_________________________________

Please, sir.
_________________________________

I'm late, I'm late
for a very important date.

_________________________________

No time to say hello, goodbye.

I'm late, late, late.

_________________________________
It must be awfully important,

like a party or something.

_________________________________

Mr. Rabbit. Wait!
_________________________________

No, no, no, I'm overdue.
I'm really in a stew.

_________________________________

No time to say goodbye, hello.

I'm late, I'm late, I'm late.

_________________________________
My. What a peculiar place
to have a party.

_________________________________

(MEOWS)
_________________________________

You know, Dinah,
we really shouldn't... Be doing this.

_________________________________

(VOICE ECHOES) After all,
we haven't been invited...

_________________________________

and curiosity often leads to trouble.
(SHRIEKS)
_________________________________

Goodbye, Dinah. Goodbye!
_________________________________

Oh...
_________________________________

Well, after this I shall think
nothing of... Of falling down stairs.

_________________________________

(CLOCK CHIMES)
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

(YELPS)
_________________________________

Goodness. What if I should fall
right through the centre of the Earth...

_________________________________

and come out the other side

where people walk upside down?
_________________________________

But that's silly. Nobody...
_________________________________
Oh!

_________________________________

Mr. Rabbit. Wait. Please.

_________________________________

(CREAKING)
_________________________________

Curiouser and curiouser.
_________________________________
(FOOTSTEPS)

_________________________________

-Ow.

-(SHRIEKS)
_________________________________
I beg your pardon.

_________________________________

Quite all right,

but you did give me quite a turn.

_________________________________

-I was following...

-Rather good, what? Door knob, turn.
_________________________________

-Please, sir.

-One good turn deserves another.

_________________________________

-What can I do for you?

-I'm looking for a White Rabbit.
_________________________________

-So, if you don't mind...

-Eh?
_________________________________
Oh.
_________________________________

There he is. I simply must get through.

_________________________________

Sorry. You're much too big.

Simply impassable.
_________________________________

-You mean impossible.

-No, impassable. Nothing's impossible.

_________________________________

-Try the bottle on the table.

-Table?
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________
Read the directions. Directly you'll
be directed in the right direction.

_________________________________
"Drink me." Hmm.
_________________________________
Better look first, for if one drinks
much from a bottle marked "Poison",

_________________________________

it's almost certain to disagree
with one sooner or later.

_________________________________

-Beg your pardon?

-Just giving myself some good advice.

_________________________________

But...
_________________________________
Tastes like cherry tart.

_________________________________

Custard, pineapple, roast turkey.

_________________________________
Goodness!
_________________________________

-What did I do?

-(DOORKNOB CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

You almost went out like a candle.

_________________________________

But look. I'm just the right size.

_________________________________

No use. (LAUGHS)

I forgot to tell you. I'm locked.

_________________________________

Oh, no.
_________________________________

-But, of course, you've got the key.

-What key?
_________________________________

Don't tell me you've left it up there.
_________________________________
ALICE: Oh, dear.
_________________________________

-Whatever will I do?

-Try the box, naturally.

_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

"Eat me." All right.
_________________________________
But goodness knows what this will do.

_________________________________

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
_________________________________

(MUFFLED SPEECH)

_________________________________

What did you say?
_________________________________

I said a little of that

went a long way. (LAUGHS)
_________________________________

I don't think it's so funny.

_________________________________

Now I shall never get out.
_________________________________

Come, come, now. Crying won't help.

_________________________________

I know, but I... I...
I just can't seem to stop.

_________________________________

Hey. This won't do.

_________________________________

Oh, oh, oh...
_________________________________
DOORKNOB: This won't do at all.
_________________________________

You, up there, stop!
_________________________________
I say. Look.
_________________________________
The bottle. The bott...
_________________________________

Oh, dear.

I do wish I hadn't cried so much.

_________________________________

(FOGHORN)

_________________________________

(SINGING)
A sailor's life is the life for me
_________________________________

How I love to sail o'er the bounding sea
_________________________________

I never, ever do
a thing about the weather
_________________________________

For the weather never ever
does a thing for me
_________________________________

Oh, a sailor's life is the life for me

_________________________________
(HOOTS)
_________________________________

And I never...
_________________________________

Ahoy, and other nautical expressions.

_________________________________

Land ho, by jove.
_________________________________

-Where away, Dodo?

-Dodo?
_________________________________

Three points to starboard.

Away, me hearties.

_________________________________

Have you in port in no time at all now.

_________________________________

Mr. Dodo. Please. Please help me.

_________________________________

Pardon me, but would you mind
helping me? Please?

_________________________________
ALICE: Yoo-hoo! Yoo-hoo!
_________________________________

Help me. Please.
_________________________________

(GURGLES) Help me.
_________________________________

(SINGING) Forward, backward,
inward, outward
_________________________________

Come and join the chase
_________________________________

Nothing could be drier
than a jolly caucus race
_________________________________

Backward, forward, outward, inward

Bottom to the top
_________________________________

Never a beginning

There can never be a stop
_________________________________

Skipping, hopping, tripping

Fancy free and gay
_________________________________

Started it tomorrow
but will finish yesterday
_________________________________

Round and round and round we go

until for ever more
_________________________________

Once we were behind,
but now we find we are
_________________________________

Forward, backward, inward, outward

Come and join the chase
_________________________________

Nothing could be drier
than a jolly caucus race
_________________________________

-I say, you'll never get dry that way.

-Get dry?
_________________________________

Have to run with the others.

First rule of the caucus race.

_________________________________

But how can I...
_________________________________

That's better.

Have you dry in no time now.

_________________________________

No one can ever get dry this way.

_________________________________

Nonsense. I'm as dry as a bone already.

_________________________________
-Yes, but...
-DODO: All right, let's have it now.
_________________________________
DODO: Look lively.
_________________________________

The White Rabbit. Mr. Rabbit.

_________________________________

-My goodness. I'm late.

-Don't go away. I'll be right back.

_________________________________
-I'm late.
-DODO: Don't step on the fish.
_________________________________
DODO: Watch it. Stop kicking that
mackerel. Brilliant. Jolly well done.

_________________________________

Mr. Rabbit. Oh, Mr. Rabbit.
_________________________________

Oh, dear. I'm sure he came this way.
_________________________________

Do you suppose he could be hiding?
_________________________________

Hmm. Not here.

_________________________________

I wonder...

_________________________________

No. I suppose he must have... (GASPS)
_________________________________
Why. What peculiar little figures.

_________________________________

-Tweddle Dee and Tweddle Dum.

-(HONKS)
_________________________________

If you think we're waxworks,

you ought to pay, you know.

_________________________________

If you think we're alive,
you ought to speak to us.

_________________________________

(BOTH HONK)

_________________________________

-That's logic.

-Well...
_________________________________
It's been nice meeting you. Goodbye.

_________________________________

-(HONKS)

-(BEEPS)

_________________________________

-You're beginning backwards.

-First thing in a visit is to say...

_________________________________
(SINGING) How do you do
And shake hands
_________________________________
Shake hands, shake hands

_________________________________

How do you do and shake hands,

state your name and business
_________________________________

-BOTH: That's manners.

-Really?
_________________________________

Well my name is Alice and I'm
following a White Rabbit, so...
_________________________________

-You can't go yet.

-No, the visit has just started.

_________________________________

-I'm very sorry.

-Would you like to play hide-and-seek?

_________________________________

-Or Button? Who's got the button?

-No, thank you.

_________________________________

If you stay long enough,
we might have a battle.

_________________________________

(HONKING AND BEEPING)
_________________________________

That's very kind of you,
but I must be going.

_________________________________

-Why?

-Because I'm following a White Rabbit.
_________________________________

-Why?

-I'm curious to know where he's going.

_________________________________

Oh, she's curious.

_________________________________

The oysters were curious, too,
weren't they?
_________________________________

Aye, and you remember
what happened to them.
_________________________________

Poor things.

_________________________________

Why? What did happen to the oysters?
_________________________________

-Oh, you wouldn't be interested.

-But I am.

_________________________________

Oh, no. You're in
much too much of a hurry.

_________________________________

Well, perhaps I could spare a little time.

_________________________________

You could? Well...

_________________________________

"The Walrus and the Carpenter."

_________________________________

Or "The Story of the Curious Oysters."
_________________________________

(HONKS)
_________________________________

(BEEPING)
_________________________________

(HONKING)
_________________________________

(SINGING)
The sun was shining on the sea
_________________________________

Shining with all its might
_________________________________

He did his very best to make

the billows smooth and bright
_________________________________

And this was odd because it was
_________________________________

The middle of the night
_________________________________

The walrus and the carpenter

were walking close at hand
_________________________________

The beach was wide from side to side,

but much too full of sand
_________________________________
TWEEDLEDEE:
Mr. Walrus, said the carpenter
_________________________________

My brain begins to perk
_________________________________

We'll sweep this clear in half a year

if you don't mind the work
_________________________________

Work? (GRUMBLES)

_________________________________
-The time has come
-TWEEDLEDEE: The walrus said
_________________________________

To talk of other things

_________________________________

Of shoes and ships and sealing wax

and cabbages and kings
_________________________________

And why the sea is boiling hot

and whether pigs have wings
_________________________________

Caloo, callay, no work today
_________________________________

We're cabbages and kings
_________________________________

(WHISTLES)
_________________________________

Oysters, come and walk with us

_________________________________

The day is warm and bright
_________________________________

A pleasant walk, a pleasant talk

would be a sheer delight
_________________________________

And should we get hungry on the way,

we'll stop and have a bite
_________________________________

(GRUMBLES)
_________________________________
TWEEDLEDEE: But Mother Oyster
winked her eye
_________________________________
And shook her heavy head

_________________________________

She knew too well this was no time
to leave her oyster bed

_________________________________
The sea is nice, take my advice

_________________________________
-And stay right here
-TWEEDLEDEE: Mum said
_________________________________

Yes, yes, of course, of course.
_________________________________
But, ha-ha, the time has come,
my little friends,

_________________________________

to talk of other things
_________________________________

Of shoes and ships and sealing wax,
cabbages and kings

_________________________________

And why the sea is boiling hot

and whether pigs have wings
_________________________________
ho ho
_________________________________

Caloo, callay, come run away
_________________________________

With cabbages and kings
_________________________________

(WHISTLES)
_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT)
Well, now, let me see.

_________________________________

Ah. A loaf of bread
is what we chiefly need.

_________________________________

And how about some pepper
and salt and vinegar, eh?
_________________________________

Yes, yes. Splendid idea.
Very good indeed.

_________________________________

Now, if you're ready, oysters, dear,

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) we can begin the feed.

_________________________________

-OYSTERS: Feed?

-Oh, yes.

_________________________________

The time has come, my little friends,

to talk of food and things
_________________________________

Of peppercorns and mustard seed

and other seasonings
_________________________________

We'll mix them all together

in a sauce that's fit for kings
_________________________________

Caloo, callay, we'll eat today
_________________________________

Like cabbages and kings

_________________________________

(WHISTLES)
_________________________________

I, er, I weep for you, I... (HICCUPS)
_________________________________
Excuse me, I deeply sympathize

_________________________________

For I've enjoyed your company

much more than you realize

_________________________________

Little oysters, little oysters
_________________________________
TWEEDLEDEE:
But answer there came none
_________________________________
TWEEDLEDUM: And this was
scarcely odd because
_________________________________

They'd been eaten, every one
_________________________________

Hmm. Well, er...
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

Mmm, uh...
_________________________________

The time had come
_________________________________

With cabbages and kings

_________________________________

The end.
_________________________________

-That was a very sad story.

-Aye.
_________________________________
-And there's a moral to it.

-Oh yes, a very good moral.
_________________________________

If you happen to be an oyster.

_________________________________

-Well, it's been a very nice visit.

-Another recitation.
_________________________________
Entitled "Father William".
_________________________________
First verse:

_________________________________

(SINGING) You are old Father
William, the young man said

_________________________________

And your hair has become very white
_________________________________

And yet you incessantly
stand on your head
_________________________________

Do you think at your age it is right?

Do you think at your age it is right?
_________________________________

In my youth,
Father William replied to his son

_________________________________

I'd do it again and again and again...

_________________________________
_________________________________

ANNA: Elsa!
_________________________________

Elsa!
_________________________________

Elsa, it's me, Anna,
_________________________________

your sister who didn't mean

to make you freeze the summer.
_________________________________

I'm sorry. (SHIVERING) It's all my fault.
_________________________________

Of course, none of it

would have happened
_________________________________

if she had just told me her secret.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) She's a stinker.
_________________________________

(GASPS) Whoa!
_________________________________

-(SPUTTERS)

-(HORSE NEIGHING)
_________________________________

Oh, no. No, no, no! Come back!
_________________________________

No, no, no!
_________________________________

(SHIVERING) Okay.
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

_________________________________

Yee-haw!
_________________________________

It's you! It's you!
_________________________________

You're here! It's you! It's you! It's you!
_________________________________

Okay. I'm officially freaked-out now.

_________________________________

Oh, we've waited countless years
for this day.

_________________________________

-It's good to see you, Woody.

-Listen. I don't know...

_________________________________

-Hey, how do you know my name?

-Everyone knows your name, Wood-y.

_________________________________

Why, you don't know
who you are, do you? Bullseye?

_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________

_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

Snow. It had to be snow.
_________________________________

She couldn't have had tropical magic
_________________________________

that covered the fjords

in white sand and warm...
_________________________________

Fire! (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

(SHRIEKING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(SHIVERING)
_________________________________

Cold, cold, cold, cold, cold.
_________________________________

(CONTINUES SHIVERING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(READING)

_________________________________

Ooh. "And sauna"!
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-(WIND HOWLING)
_________________________________

(SHIVERS)
_________________________________

-Yoo-hoo.

-Hmm?
_________________________________

Big summer blowout.
_________________________________

Half off swimming suits, clogs,
_________________________________

and a sun balm
of my own invention, yah?

_________________________________

Oh. Great.

For now, um, how about boots?
_________________________________

Winter boots and dresses?
_________________________________

That would be in our winter department.
_________________________________

Oh. Um...
_________________________________

I was just wondering.
_________________________________

Has another young woman...
_________________________________

The queen perhaps, I don't know,
_________________________________

passed through here?
_________________________________

The only one crazy enough

to be out in this storm
_________________________________

-is you, dear.

-(DOOR OPENS)
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

You and this fellow.
_________________________________

Yoo-hoo.
_________________________________

Big summer blowout.

_________________________________

(ANNA HUMMING NONCHALANTLY)
_________________________________

KRISTOFF: Carrots.
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

Behind you.
_________________________________

Oh! Right. Excuse me.
_________________________________

Oh. A real howler in July, yes?
_________________________________

Wherever could it be coming from?
_________________________________

KRISTOFF: The North Mountain.
_________________________________

North Mountain.
_________________________________

That will be 40.
_________________________________

Forty? No, 10.
_________________________________

Oh, dear, that's no good.
_________________________________

See, this is from our winter stock,
_________________________________

where supply and demand

have a big problem.
_________________________________

You want to talk about

a supply and demand problem?
_________________________________

I sell ice for a living.
_________________________________

Ooh. That's a rough business

to be in right now.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) I mean, that is really...
_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT) That's unfortunate.
_________________________________

Still 40.
_________________________________

But I will throw in

a visit to Oaken's sauna.
_________________________________

Yoo-hoo. Hi, family.
_________________________________

ALL: Yoo-hoo!
_________________________________

Ten is all I got. Help me out.
_________________________________

Okay. Ten will get you this and no more.
_________________________________

Okay, just tell me one thing.
_________________________________

What was happening

on the North Mountain?
_________________________________

Did it seem magical?
_________________________________

(EXHALES) Yes!
_________________________________

Now, back up while I deal

with this crook, here.
_________________________________

(GULPS)
_________________________________

What did you call me?
_________________________________

KRISTOFF: Okay, okay. I'm out.
_________________________________

Whoa! (GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Bye-bye.
_________________________________

(SPUTTERS)
_________________________________

No, Sven, I didn't get your carrots.
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

But I did find us a place to sleep.
_________________________________

-And it's free.

-(SNORTS)
_________________________________

I'm sorry about this violence.
_________________________________

I will add a quart of lutefisk,
_________________________________

so we have good feelings.
_________________________________

Just the outfit and the boots, yah?
_________________________________

Uh...

_________________________________

(TUNE BEING PICKED ON LUTE)
_________________________________
(SINGING)
Reindeers are better than people

_________________________________

Sven, don't you think that's true?
_________________________________

"Yeah, people will beat you
And curse you and cheat you"
_________________________________

"Every one of them's bad, except you"
_________________________________

Aw. Thanks, buddy.
_________________________________

But people smell better than reindeers
_________________________________

Sven, don't you think I'm right?
_________________________________

"That's once again true
For all, except you"
_________________________________

You got me
Let's call it a night

_________________________________
"Good night"

_________________________________
Don't let the frostbite

_________________________________
Bite

_________________________________
-Nice duet.

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

(SIGHS) It's just you.
What do you want?
_________________________________

I want you to take me up

the North Mountain.
_________________________________

I don't take people places.
_________________________________

Let me rephrase that.
_________________________________

(GROANS) Hey.
_________________________________

Take me up the North Mountain.
_________________________________

-Please.

-(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

Look, I know how to stop this winter.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

We leave at dawn.
_________________________________

And you forgot the carrots for Sven.
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-Oops, sorry.
_________________________________

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't...

(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

We leave now. Right now.
_________________________________

Whew!
_________________________________

-(URGING SVEN)

-(ANNA SHRIEKS)
_________________________________

(ANNA CHUCKLES BREATHLESSLY)
_________________________________

Hang on! We like to go fast.
_________________________________

-I like fast.

-Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa...
_________________________________

Get your feet down. This is fresh lacquer.
_________________________________

Seriously, were you raised in a barn?
_________________________________

-(SPITS)

-Ugh!
_________________________________

-No, I was raised in a castle.

-Hmm.
_________________________________

KRISTOFF: So, uh, tell me,
_________________________________

what made the queen go all ice-crazy?
_________________________________

Oh. Well...
_________________________________

It was all my fault.
_________________________________

I got engaged, but then she freaked out,
_________________________________

because I'd only just met him,

you know, that day.
_________________________________

And she said I wouldn't

bless the marriage, and...
_________________________________

Wait. You got engaged

to someone you just met that day?
_________________________________

Yeah. Anyway, I got mad,

and so she got mad,
_________________________________

and then she tried to walk away,
_________________________________

and I grabbed her glove...
_________________________________

Hang on!
_________________________________

You mean to tell me you got engaged
_________________________________

to someone you just met that day?
_________________________________

Yes. Pay attention.
_________________________________

But the thing is, she wore

the gloves all the time,
_________________________________

so I just thought, maybe

she has a thing about dirt.
_________________________________

Didn't your parents ever

warn you about strangers?
_________________________________

Yes, they did.
_________________________________

But Hans is not a stranger.
_________________________________

Oh, yeah? What's his last name?
_________________________________

(SCOFFS) "Of the Southern Isles."
_________________________________

-What's his favorite food?

-Sandwiches.
_________________________________

-Best friend's name?

-Probably John.
_________________________________

-Eye color?

-Dreamy.
_________________________________

-Foot size?

-Foot size doesn't matter.
_________________________________

Have you had a meal with him yet?
_________________________________

What if you hate the way he eats?
_________________________________

What if you hate the

way he picks his nose?
_________________________________

Picks his nose?
_________________________________

And eats it.
_________________________________

Excuse me, sir. He is a prince.
_________________________________

-All men do it.

-Ew.
_________________________________

Look, it doesn't matter. It's true love.
_________________________________

It doesn't sound like true love.
_________________________________
(SCOFFS) Are you some sort
of love expert?
_________________________________

No. But, uh, I have friends who are.
_________________________________

You have friends
_________________________________

who are love experts? I'm not buying it.
_________________________________

-Stop talking.

-No, no, no. No, no.
_________________________________

-I'd like to meet these...

-No, I mean it.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(SHUSHES)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

(LOW GROWLING)
_________________________________

Sven, go.
_________________________________

Go!
_________________________________

-What are they?

-Wolves.
_________________________________

Wolves?
_________________________________

-What do we do?

-I got this.
_________________________________

You just...

Don't fall off, and don't get eaten.
_________________________________

But I want to help!
_________________________________

-No.

-Why not?
_________________________________

Because I don't trust your judgment.
_________________________________

Excuse me?
_________________________________

Who marries a man she just met?
_________________________________

It's true love!
_________________________________

-Whoa!

-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Whoa. Whoa!
_________________________________

Christopher!
_________________________________

It's "Kristoff"!
_________________________________

Ow! (YELPS)
_________________________________

(KRISTOFF GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Duck!
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(SNARLING)
_________________________________

You almost set me on fire!
_________________________________

But I didn't.
_________________________________

-(BOTH GRUNTING)

-(SVEN GROANS)
_________________________________

(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________

Get ready to jump, Sven!
_________________________________

You don't tell him what to do.
_________________________________

-Hey!

-I do!
_________________________________

Jump, Sven!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(ANNA EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

(KRISTOFF YELLING)
_________________________________

-(GROWLING)

-(BARKING)
_________________________________

Phew!

_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

But I just paid it off.
_________________________________

Uh-oh. No. No.
_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

Ah! No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
_________________________________

ANNA: Grab on!
_________________________________

Pull, Sven. Pull!
_________________________________

(KRISTOFF GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(BOTH PANTING)
_________________________________

-(SLED THUDS)

-Whoa.
_________________________________

(KRISTOFF GROANS)
_________________________________

I'll replace your sled,

and everything in it.
_________________________________

And I understand if you don't

want to help me anymore.
_________________________________

-(GRUNTING)

-(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Of course I don't want to help

them anymore. In fact,
_________________________________

this whole thing has ruined me

for helping anyone ever again.
_________________________________

ANNA: It's this way?
_________________________________

"She'll die on her own."
_________________________________

-I can live with that.

-ANNA: Here we go.
_________________________________

"But you won't get

your new sled if she's dead."
_________________________________

ANNA: I think, actually, it's up.
_________________________________

Sometimes, I really don't like you.
_________________________________

-(PANTING)

-Hold up! We're coming.
_________________________________

You are?
_________________________________

I mean, sure. I'll let you tag along.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

(GROANS)

_________________________________
_________________________________
ALL: (SINGING) We dig, dig, dig
dig, dig, dig, dig
_________________________________
In our mine the whole day through
_________________________________
To dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig
is what we like to do
_________________________________
It ain't no trick to get rich quick
_________________________________
If ya dig, dig, dig
with a shovel or a pick
_________________________________
-In a mine
-(ECHOING) In a mine
_________________________________
-In a mine
-(ECHOING) In a mine
_________________________________
-ALL: Where a million diamonds
-(ECHOING) Shine
_________________________________
We dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig
_________________________________
(CLICKING TONGUE)
_________________________________
From early morn 'til night
_________________________________
(BUZZING)
_________________________________
We dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig
up everything in sight
_________________________________
(RINGING)
_________________________________
We dig up diamonds by the score
_________________________________
A thousand rubies
Sometimes more
_________________________________
(HOLLOW CLANKING)
_________________________________
Though we don't know
what we dig 'em for
_________________________________
We dig, dig, dig-a-dig, dig
_________________________________
(CLATTERING)
_________________________________
(TICKING)
_________________________________
(RINGING)
_________________________________
Heigh-ho
_________________________________
ALL: Heigh-ho
_________________________________
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho
_________________________________
Heigh-ho
_________________________________
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho
It's home from work we go
_________________________________
(WHISTLING)
_________________________________
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho! Heigh-ho
_________________________________
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho
It's home from work we go
_________________________________
(CLATTERING)
_________________________________
(WHISTLING)
_________________________________
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho
_________________________________
(WHISTLING)
_________________________________
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho
_________________________________
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho! Heigh-ho, hum
_________________________________
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho
It's home from work we go
_________________________________
(WHISTLING)
_________________________________
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho! Heigh-ho
_________________________________
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho
It's home from work we go
_________________________________
(WHISTLING)
_________________________________
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho! Heigh-ho
_________________________________
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho
It's home from work we go
_________________________________
(WHISTLING)
_________________________________
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho...
_________________________________

_________________________________