Disney NeverEnding Chronology (Winter 2017 Part 2) - Subtitles (en)

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A dozen carrots.
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-Thanks.

-Have a nice day.
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Come on.
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Hey, there, Jude. Jude the dude.
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(CHUCKLES) Remember that one?

How we doing?
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I'm fine.
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You are not fine. Your ears are droopy.
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(SIGHS) Why did I think

I could make a difference?
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Because you're a trier, that's why.
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You've always been a trier.
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Oh, I tried.
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And it made life so much worse...
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for so many innocent predators.
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-(HORN HONKING)

-Oh, not all of them, though.
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Speak of the devil.
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Right on time.
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Is that Gideon Grey?
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Yep. It sure is. We work with him now.
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He's our partner.
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And we never

would have considered it...
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had you not opened our minds.
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That's right.
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I mean, kid's turned into one of...
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the top pastry chefs in the tri-burrows.
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That's...
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That's really cool, you guys.
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Gideon Grey.
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I'll be darned.
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Hey, Judy. I'd just like

to say I'm sorry...
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for the way I behaved in my youth.
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I had a lot of self-doubt,

and it manifested itself...
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in the form of unchecked rage

and agression.
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I was a major jerk.
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Oh, I know a thing or two

about being a jerk.
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Anyhow, I brought y'all these pies.
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(CHILDREN PLAYING)
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Hey, kids, don't you run through...
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that midnicampum holicithias.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa...
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Well, now, there's a $4 word, Mr. H.
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My family always just

called them Night Howlers.
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I'm so... What did you say?
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Oh, Gid's talking about

those flowers, Judy.
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I use them to keep the bugs

off the produce...
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but I don't like the little

ones going near 'em...
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on account of what happened

to your uncle Terry.
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Yeah, Terry ate one whole

when we were kids...
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and went completely nuts.
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He bit the dickens out of your mother.
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A bunny can go savage.
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Savage? Well, that's a strong word.
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But it did hurt like the devil.
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Well, sure it did.
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There's a sizable divot in your arm.
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I'd call that savage.
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Night Howlers aren't wolves,

they're flowers!
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The flowers are making

the predators go savage!
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(GASPS) That's it!
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That's what I've been missing!
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Oh, keys!
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Keys, keys, keys! Hurry! Come on!
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Oh. Thank you! I love you! Bye!
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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STU: You catch

any of that, Bon?
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Not one bit.
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Oh, that makes me

feel a little bit better.
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I thought she was talking

in tongues or something.

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(BRAKES SCREECHING)
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Who is it?
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I need to find Nick.
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Please.
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Nick?
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Nick!
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(SLURPING)
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Oh, Nick.
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Night Howlers aren't wolves.
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They're toxic flowers.
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I think someone is targeting

predators on purpose...
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and making them go savage!
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Wow.
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Isn't that interesting?
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Wait... Wait! Listen...
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I know you'll never forgive me!
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And I don't blame you.
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I wouldn't forgive me either.

I was ignorant...
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And irresponsible and small-minded.
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But predators shouldn't suffer

because of my mistakes.
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I have to fix this.
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But I can't do it without you.
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And after we're done...
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you can hate me.
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And... (SOBBING) And that'll be fine.
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Because I was a horrible friend...
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and I hurt you...
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and you can walk away knowing

that you were right all along.
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I really am just a dumb bunny.
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(TAPE RECORDER REWINDING)
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JUDY: I really am

just a dumb bunny.
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I really am just a dumb bunny.
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Don't worry, Carrots,

I'll let you erase it...
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in 48 hours.
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(GASPS)
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(SNIFFLES)
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All right. Get in here.
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Okay. Oh, you bunnies.

You're so emotional.
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-There we go. Deep breath.

-(CONTINUES SOBBING)
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Are you just trying to steal the pen?
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Is that what this is?
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You are standing on my tail,

though. Off, off, off, off...
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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(RADIO STATIC)
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This is Agent Leland Turbo.
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I have a flash transmission
for Agent Finn McMissile.
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Finn, my cover's been compromised.
Everything's gone pear-shaped.
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You won't believe what I found out here.
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This is bigger than anything we've ever
seen, and no one even knows it exists.
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Finn, I need backup, but don't call
the cavalry, it could blow the operation.
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-And be careful. It's not safe out here.
-CAR: Let's go.
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Transmitting my grids now. Good luck.
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(BEEPING)
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All right, buddy, we're here.
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Right where you paid me to bring you.
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Question is, why?
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I'm looking for a car.
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A car? Ha!
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Hey, pal, you can't get any further away
from land than out here.
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Exactly where I want to be.
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I got news for you, buddy.
There's nobody out here but us.
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(SHIP'S HORN)
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COMBAT SHIP:
What are you doing out here?
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What does it look like, genius?
I'm crabbing.
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Well, turn around
and go back where you came from.
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Yeah, and who's gonna make me?
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All right. All right.
Don't get your prop in a twist.
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What a jerk. Sorry, buddy.
Looks like it's the end of the line.
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Buddy?
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(SHIP'S HORN)
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(ENGINE REVS)
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TANNOY: Incoming.
All workers report to the loading dock.
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Leland Turbo, this is Finn McMissile.
I'm at the rally point. Over.
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(STATIC)
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All right, fellas, you know the drill.
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Leland, it's Finn. Please respond. Over.
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(STATIC)
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Come on, guys. These crates
aren't gonna unload themselves.
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(GERMAN ACCENT)
Too many cars here. Out of my way.
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Professor Zündapp?
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Here it is, Professor. You wanted to
see this before we load it?
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Ah, yes. Very carefully.
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-(SPEAKS GERMAN)
-Oh, a TV camera.
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-What does it actually do?
-This camera is extremely dangerous.
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What are you up to now, Professor?
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This is valuable equipment. Make sure
it is properly secured for the voyage.
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-You got it.
-Hey, Professor Z!
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GREM: This is one of those
British spies we told you about.
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Yeah! This one we caught sticking
his bumper where it didn't belong.
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ZÜNDAPP: Agent Leland Turbo.
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(GASPS)
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It's Finn McMissile!
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He's seen the camera! Kill him!
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TANNOY: All hands on deck!
All hands on deck!
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Whoa!
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Waargh!
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(BEEPING)
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(ENGINE REVS)
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(SQUEALING)
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What?
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Get to the boats!
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-He's getting away!
-Not for long!
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(CHUCKLES)
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GREM OVER RADIO:
He's dead, Professor.
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ZÜNDAPP: Wunderbar!
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With Finn McMissile gone,
who can stop us now?
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Mater – Tow Mater, that's who –
is here to help you.
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(ENGINE CHOKING)
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-Hey, Otis!
-Hey, Mater.
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I... Oh, gosh. I'm so sorry.
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I thought I could make it this time, but...
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(ENGINE FAILS TO START)
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Smooth like pudding, huh?
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(SIGHS) Who am I kidding?
I'll always be a lemon.
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Well, dad-gum, you're leaking oil again.
Must be your gaskets.
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Hey, but look on the bright side.
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This is your tenth tow this month,
so it's on the house.
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You're the only one
that's nice to lemons like me, Mater.
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Don't sweat it. Shoot,
these things happen to everybody.
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-But you never leak oil.
-Yeah, but I ain't perfect.
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Don't tell nobody, but I think my rust
is starting to show through.
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Hey. Is Lightning McQueen back yet?
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Not yet.
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He must be crazy excited
about winning his fourth Piston Cup.
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Four! Wow!
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Yeah, we're so dad-gum proud of him,
but I wish he'd hurry up and get back,
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'cause we got a whole summer's worth
of best friend fun to make up for.
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Just me and... (GASPS)
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(HORN HONKS)
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McQueen!
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-Whoa, whoa, whoa!
-McQueen!
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-Mater! I'm in no hurry!
-Hey, everybody. McQueen's back!
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-Aaah!
-McQueen's back!
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-McQueen's back! McQueen's back!
-Aaah! Oooh-hoo! Oooh-hah!
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McQueen's back!
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Oh, Lightning! Welcome home!
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-Good to have you back, honey!
-Congratulations, man.
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Welcome home, soldier.
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The place wasn't the same without you,
son.
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What? Did he go somewhere?
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-It's good to be home, everybody.
-(HORN HONKS)
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-Mater!
-McQueen!
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-Mater!
-McQueen!
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Oooh!
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Whoooa!
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Hey,
how far did you make it this time, Otis?
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-Halfway to the county line.
-Ooh, not bad, man!
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I know! I can't believe it either!
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-McQueen! Welcome back!
-Mater, it's so good to see you.
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You too, buddy.
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Oh, man, you ain't going to believe
the things I got planned for us!
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These best friend greetings
get longer every year!
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-You ready to have some serious fun?
-I've got something to show you first.
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MATER: Wow.
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I can't believe
they renamed the Piston Cup
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after our very own Doc Hudson.
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I know Doc said these things
were just old cups,
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but to have someone else win it
just didn't feel right, you know?
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Doc would've been real proud of you.
That's for sure.
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All right, pal.
I've been waiting all summer for this.
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-What you got planned?
-Ho-ho-ho! You sure you can handle it?
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Do you know who you're talking to?
This is Lightning McQueen!
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I can handle anything.
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Er...Mater?
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Just remember, your brakes
ain't going to work on these!
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-Mater?
-Relax.
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These train tracks
ain't been used in years!
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-(TRAIN HORN)
-Aaaah!
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-Aaaah!
-Faster, faster. Come on. Here we go!
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Faster!
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(LAUGHS)
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-(MATER CHUCKLES)
-Ooh. Wow.
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Yeah, I don't know. Do you think?
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This is going to be good!
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(BLASTS HORN)
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-(MATER LAUGHS)
-Did you see that?
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(GURGLING)
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MATER: Uh-oh.
This ain't going to be good.
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Ha-ha! Boy, this was the best day ever!
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And my favorite souvenir,
this new dent.
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-Boy, Mater, today was ah...
-Shoot, that was nothing.
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Wait till you see
what I got planned for tonight!
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Mater, Mater, whoa!
I was thinking of just a quiet dinner.
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That's exactly what I was thinkin'.
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-No, I meant with Sally, Mater.
-Even better!
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You, me and Miss Sally
goin' out for supper.
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Mater, I meant it would be
just me and Sally.
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-Oh.
-You know, just for tonight.
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-Oh...
-We'll do whatever you want tomorrow.
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Okay.
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-Thanks for understanding.
-Yeah, sure.
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-Y'all go on and have fun now.
-All right, then.
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See you soon, amigo.
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(SIGHS)
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SALLY: Ah, this is so nice.
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I can't tell you how good it is
to be here alone,
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just the two of us, finally.
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-You and me.
-MATER: Ahem! Good evening.
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-Oh!
-My name is Mater,
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and I'll be your waiter.
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Mater the waiter.
That's funny right there.
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Mater? You work here?
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Yeah, I work here. What'd you think?
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I snuck in here
when nobody was lookin'
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and pretended to be your waiter
so I could hang out with you?
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Oh, yeah.
How ridiculous would that be?
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Can I start you two lovebirds off
with a couple of drinks?
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-Yes. I'll have my usual.
-You know what? I'll have that, too.
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Uh... Right. Your usual.
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(LAUGHTER)
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(RATTLING)
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-Thanks, man.
-Grazie, Guido.
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-Guido, what's McQueen's usual?
-(IN ITALIAN)
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-Perfect. Give me two of them.
-Quiet! My program's on.
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Tonight on the Mel Dorado Show...
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His story gripped the world.
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Oil billionaire Miles Axlerod,
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in an attempt to become the first car to
circumnavigate the globe without GPS,
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ironically ran out of gas,
and found himself trapped in the wild.
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Feared dead, he emerged 36 days later,
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running on a fuel he distilled himself
from the natural elements!
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Since then, he's sold his oil fortune,
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converted himself from a gas-guzzler
into an electric car
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and has devoted his life to finding
a renewable, clean-burning fuel.
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Now he claims to have done it
with his allinol.
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And to show the world
what his new super fuel can do
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he's created a racing competition
like no other,
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inviting the greatest champions
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to battle in the first ever
World Grand Prix.
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Welcome, Sir Miles Axlerod.
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Thank you, Mel. It is good to be here.
Listen to me.
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Big oil. It costs a fortune.
Pollution is getting worse.
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I mean, it's a fossil fuel.
"Fossil," as in dead dinosaurs.
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And we all know
what happened to them.
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Alternative energy is the future.
Trust me, Mel.
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After seeing allinol in action
at the World Grand Prix,
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nobody will ever go back
to gasoline again.
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What happened to the dinosaurs, now?
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And on satellite,
a World Grand Prix competitor
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and one of the fastest cars in the world,
Francesco Bernoulli.
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It is an honor, Signore Dorado,
for you.
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Why not invite Lightning McQueen?
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Of course we invited him,
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but apparently after his very long
racing season
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he is taking time off to rest.
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The Lightning McQueen would not
have a chance against Francesco.
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I can go over 300 kilometers an hour.
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In miles, that is like...
way faster than McQueen.
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Let's go to the phones.
Baltimore, Maryland, you're on the air.
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-Am I on? Hello?
-You're on. Go ahead.
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-Hello?
-Go ahead.
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(LINE GOES DEAD)
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Let's go to Radiator Springs.
You're on, caller.
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MATER: That Italian feller
you got on there
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can't talk that way about
Lightning McQueen.
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He's the bestest race car
in the whole wide world.
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-Uh-oh.
-If he is, how you say,
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"the bestest race car,"
then why must he rest? Huh?
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MATER: 'Cause he knows
what's important.
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Every now and then he prefers
just to slow down, enjoy life.
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Oh! You heard it!
Lightning McQueen prefers to be slow!
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This is not news to Francesco.
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When I want to go to sleep,
I watch one of his races.
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After two laps, I am out cold.
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-(MURMURING)
-MATER: That ain't what I meant.
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McQUEEN: What's going
on over there?
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FRANCESCO:
He is afraid of Francesco.
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McQUEEN: That's that
Italian formula car.
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-His name is...
-Francesco Bernoulli.
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-No wonder there's a crowd.
-Why do you know his name?
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And don't say it like that.
It's three syllables, not ten.
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What? He's nice to look at.
You know, open-wheeled and all.
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What's wrong with fenders?
I thought you liked my fenders.
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-Let me tell you something else.
-Mater?
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MATER: McQueen could drive circles
around you.
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Driving in circles is all he can-a do,
no?
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MATER: No.
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I mean, yes.
I mean, he could beat you anywhere.
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Any time, any track.
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Mel, can we move on?
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Francesco needs a caller
who can provide
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a little more intellectual stimulation,
like a dump truck.
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Ha-ha! That shows what you know.
Dump trucks is dumb.
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Hey! Whoa!
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Yeah, hi. This is Lightning McQueen.
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The Lightning McQueen, huh?
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I don't appreciate my best friend
being insulted like that.
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McQueen, that was your best friend?
Oh!
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This is the difference
between you and Francesco.
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Francesco knows how good he is.
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He does not need to surround himself
with tow trucks to prove it.
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Those are strong words
from a car that is so fragile.
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Fragile! He calls Francesco fragile!
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Not-a so fast, McQueen!
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"Not so fast."
Is that your new motto?
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Motto? (CONTINUES IN ITALIAN)
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This sounds like something that needs
to be settled on the race course.
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What do you say, Lightning McQueen?
We've got room for one more racer.
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I would love to,
but my crew is off for the season, so...
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(LUG NUTS POPPING)
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Pit stop.
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You know what? They just got back.
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Deal me in, baby.
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-Ka-chow! Yeah.
-(CHEERING)
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I know, I know.
I just got back, but we won't be long.
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No, don't worry about me.
I've got enough to do here.
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Mater's going to have a blast, though.
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You're bringing Mater, right?
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You never bring him
to any of your races.
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(SLURPS AND GULPS)
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(MUFFLED CRIES)
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(SLURPS) Ah.
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Just let him sit in the pits.
Give him a headset.
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Come on, it will be
the thrill of a lifetime for him.
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-Your drink, sir.
-Mater.
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I didn't taste it!
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How'd you like to come
and see the world with me?
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-You mean it?
-Yeah. You got me into this thing.
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-You're coming along.
-All right!
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(ENGINE REVS)
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Ka-chow!
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Ha-ha!
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(JET ENGINE ROARS)
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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Hey!
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MATER: Hey, excuse me!
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(IN JAPANESE)
Domo arigato!
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-Yeah!
-(LAUGHS)
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(GONG CRASHES)
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Guido, look. Ferraris and tires.
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-Let's go!
-Ho-ho! Look at this.
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Okay, now, Mater, remember,
best behavior.
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-You got it, buddy. Hey, what's that?
-Mater!
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Hey, McQueen! Over here.
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-Lewis!
-Hey, man.
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-Jeff!
-Hey, Lightning.
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Can you believe this party?
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Hey.
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You done good. You got all the leaves.
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-Check out that tow truck.
-Man, I wonder who that guy's with.
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Ah... Will you guys excuse me
just for one little second?
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Ho-ho! Good job!
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Mater!
Listen, this isn't Radiator Springs.
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You're just realizing that?
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Oh-ho! That jet lag really done
a number on you.
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Mater, things are different over here.
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Which means maybe you should,
you know, act a little different, too.
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-Different than what?
-Well, just help me out here.
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You need help? Shoot!
Why didn't you say so?
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That's what a tow truck does.
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-Yeah, I mean...
-Looky there.
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It's Mr. San Francisco.
I'll introduce you.
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-Mater, no!
-Look at me. I'm helping you already.
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Hey, Mr. San Francisco,
I'd like you to meet...
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Ah, Lightning McQueen! Buona sera.
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-Nice to meet you, Francesco.
-Nice to meet you, too.
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You are very good-looking.
Not as good as I thought, but good.
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Excuse me.
Can I get a picture with you?
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Anything for McQueen's friend.
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Miss Sally is going to flip
when she sees this.
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-(SIGHS)
-She's Lightning McQueen's girlfriend.
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-Oooh!
-She's a big fan of yours.
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Hey, she has-a good taste.
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Mater's prone to exaggeration.
I wouldn't say she's a "big fan".
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You're right. She's a huge fan!
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She goes on and on
about your open wheels.
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Mentioning it once doesn't qualify
as going on and on.
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Francesco is familiar
with this reaction to Francesco.
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Women respect a car
that has-a nothing to hide.
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Yeah, er...
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-Let us have a toast.
-Let's.
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I dedicate my win tomorrow
to Miss Sally.
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Oh. Sorry.
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I already dedicated
my win tomorrow to her.
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So, if we both do it,
it's really not so special.
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-Besides, I don't have a drink.
-I'll go get you one.
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Do you mind if I borrow a few bucks
for one of them drinks?
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-They're free.
-Free? Shoot, what am I doing here?
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I should probably go keep an eye
on him. See you at the race.
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Yes, you will see Francesco,
but not like this.
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You will see him like-a this
as he drives away from you.
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Ha! That's cute.
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You had one of those made up
for all the racers?
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-No.
-(CHUCKLES)
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Okay.
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-Ciao, McQueen!
-He is so getting beat tomorrow!
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PA: Ladies and gentlecars,
Sir Miles Axlerod.
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It is my absolute honor
to introduce to you
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the competitors in the first ever
World Grand Prix.
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From Brazil, Number 8...
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(ELECTRONIC WHIZZING)
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(BLEEPING AND BUZZING)
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-Oh, hello.
-Hello.
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A Volkswagen Karmann Ghia
has no radiator.
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That's because it's air-cooled.
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Great. I'm Agent Shiftwell.
Holley Shiftwell from the Tokyo station.
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-I have a message from London.
-Not here.
_________________________________
Try the canapés on the mezzanine.
_________________________________
The lab boys analyzed the photo I sent?
What did they learn about the camera?
_________________________________
It appears to be
a standard television camera.
_________________________________
They said if you could get closer
photos next time that would be great.
_________________________________
This was London's message?
_________________________________
Oh, no. No, sir.
_________________________________
The oil platforms you were on,
_________________________________
turns out they're sitting on
the biggest oil reserve in the world.
_________________________________
How did we miss that?
_________________________________
They've scrambled
everyone's satellites.
_________________________________
The Americans discovered it
just before you did.
_________________________________
They placed an agent on that platform
under deep cover.
_________________________________
He was able to get a photo of the car
who's running the entire operation.
_________________________________
Great.
_________________________________
Who is it?
Has anyone seen the photo yet?
_________________________________
Nope, not yet.
_________________________________
The American is here tonight
to pass it to you.
_________________________________
He'll signal you when he's ready.
_________________________________
Good, good.
_________________________________
Oh, no.
_________________________________
-What is it?
-Change of plan.
_________________________________
-You're meeting the American.
-What? Me?
_________________________________
Those thugs down there
were on the oil platform.
_________________________________
If they see me,
the mission is compromised.
_________________________________
No, I'm technical. I'm in diagnostics.
I'm... I'm not a field agent.
_________________________________
You are now.
_________________________________
(WHISTLING)
_________________________________
I'll take one of them. Thank you.
_________________________________
Never know which one McQueen
will have a hankering for.
_________________________________
Hey. What you got here that's free?
How about that pistachio ice cream?
_________________________________
-No, no, wasabi.
-Same old same old.
_________________________________
What's up with you?
That looks delicious!
_________________________________
Er...little more, please.
It is free, right?
_________________________________
Keep it coming. A little more.
_________________________________
Come on, let's go. It's free.
_________________________________
You're gettin' there. Scoop, scoop.
_________________________________
There ya go!
Now that's a scoop of ice cream!
_________________________________
(IN JAPANESE)
_________________________________
My condolences.
_________________________________
And now our last competitor.
_________________________________
Number 95, Lightning McQueen!
_________________________________
Ka-chow!
_________________________________
Thank you so much for having us,
Sir Axlerod.
_________________________________
I really look forward to racing.
This is a great opportunity.
_________________________________
Oh, the pleasure is all ours, Lightning.
_________________________________
You and your team bring
excellence and professionalism
_________________________________
to this competition.
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Somebody get me water! Aah!
_________________________________
Oh, sweet relief. Sweet relief.
_________________________________
(MUTTERING)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
Whatever you do,
do not eat the free pistachio ice cream.
_________________________________
It has turned.
_________________________________
-(VOICE ECHOES)
-Sir Axlerod, I can explain.
_________________________________
-This is Mater. He's...
-I know him.
_________________________________
This is the bloke that called in
to the television show.
_________________________________
-You're the one I have to thank.
-No, thank you.
_________________________________
This trip's been amazin'.
_________________________________
Ah. He's a little excited, isn't he?
_________________________________
-Mater!
-But wait, I... Oh, shoot.
_________________________________
-Mater.
-Has anyone got a towel?
_________________________________
Mater, get a hold of yourself.
You're making a scene!
_________________________________
-But I never leak oil. Never.
-Go take care of yourself right now!
_________________________________
Comin' through! Leakin' oil.
Where's the bathroom? Thank you.
_________________________________
I gotta go. Oh, er...
_________________________________
Er...
_________________________________
-(SCREAMING)
-Sorry, ladies.
_________________________________
I'm leakin'. I never leak. I never leak.
_________________________________
I never leak, I never leak, I never leak.
_________________________________
Oh, oh, I never leak. Oooh!
_________________________________
I never leak, I never leak, never...
_________________________________
Wow-wee!
_________________________________
(JAUNTY PIPED MUSIC)
_________________________________
What in the...?
_________________________________
(SPEAKS JAPANESE)
_________________________________
Hey, that tickles!
_________________________________
(SPEAKS JAPANESE)
_________________________________
(GIGGLES)
_________________________________
Waaargh!
_________________________________
Okay, McMissile. I'm here.
It's time for the drop.
_________________________________
(BEEPING)
_________________________________
Okay, so, the American has activated
his tracking beacon.
_________________________________
Roger that. Move in.
_________________________________
Stop! Hey!
_________________________________
(GIGGLES)
_________________________________
(SPEAKS JAPANESE)
_________________________________
(BLEEPING)
_________________________________
-Oh, you've got to be joking.
-What's the problem?
_________________________________
-He's in the loo.
-So, go in!
_________________________________
-I can't go into the men's loo!
-Time is of the essence.
_________________________________
All right.
_________________________________
Oh! Whatever you do,
I would not go in there!
_________________________________
Hey! A Gremlin and a Pacer!
_________________________________
No offense to your makes and models,
_________________________________
but you break down harder
than my cousin Betsy
_________________________________
after she got left at the altar!
_________________________________
What the...? Whoa. Are you okay?
_________________________________
-I'm fine.
-Hey! Tow truck!
_________________________________
We'd like to get to our private business
here, if you don't mind.
_________________________________
Oh, yeah, sorry.
_________________________________
Don't let me get in the way
of your private business.
_________________________________
Oh, a little advice. When you hear
a giggle and see that waterfall,
_________________________________
you best press that green button.
_________________________________
-Thank you.
-It's to adjust the temperature.
_________________________________
-Got it.
-And it's in Celsius, not Fahrenheit.
_________________________________
BOTH: Get out of here!
_________________________________
All right, then. And when she starts
gigglin', prepare to be squirted.
_________________________________
'Scuse me, ma'am. (BACKFIRES)
_________________________________
Dad-gum pistachio ice cream.
_________________________________
-This cannot be him.
-FINN: Is he American?
_________________________________
Look out, ladies.
Mater's fittin' to get funky.
_________________________________
-Extremely.
-Then it's him.
_________________________________
-Hello.
-Well, hello.
_________________________________
A Volkswagen Karmann Ghia
has no radiator.
_________________________________
Well, of course it doesn't.
That's 'cause it's air-cooled.
_________________________________
Perfect.
Erm...I'm from the Tokyo Station.
_________________________________
'Course, Karmann Ghias
weren't the only ones.
_________________________________
Besides the Beetles, you had Type 3
Squarebacks with the Pancake motors.
_________________________________
-Yeah, okay. I get it.
-And before both of them
_________________________________
there's the Type 2 buses.
_________________________________
-My buddy Fillmore's one of them.
-Listen!
_________________________________
Erm... We should find somewhere
more private.
_________________________________
Gee, don't you think that's a little...?
_________________________________
You're right. Impossible to know
which areas here are compromised.
_________________________________
-So, when can I see you again?
-Well, let's see.
_________________________________
-Tomorrow I'll be out there at the races.
-Got it.
_________________________________
We'll rendezvous then.
_________________________________
-There you are. Where have you been?
-What's a "rendezvous"?
_________________________________
-Er... It's like a date.
-A date?
_________________________________
Mater, what's going on?
_________________________________
What's going on is
I got me a date tomorrow.
_________________________________
-(SPEAKS ITALIAN)
-Guido don't believe you.
_________________________________
Believe it.
My new girlfriend just said so.
_________________________________
Hey, there she is. Hey! Hey, lady!
_________________________________
See you tomorrow!
_________________________________
-(SPEAKS ITALIAN)
-Guido still don't believe you.
_________________________________
-I got to admit, you tricked us real good.
-And we don't like being tricked.
_________________________________
-(CHUCKLES)
-ACER: What's so funny?
_________________________________
Well, I was just wearing a disguise.
You guys are stuck looking like that.
_________________________________
Allinol? Thanks, fellas.
I hear this stuff is good for you.
_________________________________
So you think.
_________________________________
Allinol by itself is good for you.
_________________________________
(WHIRRING)
_________________________________
But after microscopic examination
_________________________________
I have found
that it has one small weakness.
_________________________________
When hit with
an electromagnetic pulse,
_________________________________
it becomes extremely dangerous.
_________________________________
Smile for the camera.
_________________________________
Is that all you want? I got a whole act.
_________________________________
You were very interested in this camera
on the oil platform.
_________________________________
Now, you will witness
what it really does.
_________________________________
-Whatever you say, Professor.
-You talked up a lot of cars last night.
_________________________________
-Which one's your associate?
-Your mother.
_________________________________
Oh, no, I'm sorry, it was your sister.
I can't tell them apart these days.
_________________________________
Could I start it now, Professor Z?
_________________________________
ZÜNDAPP: Go 50% power.
_________________________________
(WHIRRING)
_________________________________
This camera is actually
an electromagnetic pulse emitter.
_________________________________
What about her? Did you give it to her?
_________________________________
The allinol is now heating to a boil,
_________________________________
dramatically expanding, causing the
engine block to crack under the stress,
_________________________________
forcing oil
into the combustion chamber.
_________________________________
How about him? Did you talk to him?
_________________________________
What do I care?
I can replace an engine block.
_________________________________
You may be able to,
but after full impact of the pulse...
_________________________________
unfortunately...
there will be nothing to replace.
_________________________________
ACER: How about him?
Does he have it?
_________________________________
That's him. He's the one.
_________________________________
-Roger that, Professor Z.
-No!
_________________________________
Yes, sir.
_________________________________
We believe the infiltrator has passed
along sensitive information.
_________________________________
I will take care of it
before any damage can be done.
_________________________________
The project is still on schedule.
_________________________________
You will find the second agent
and kill him.
_________________________________
(WHIRRING)
_________________________________
BRENT: Japan, land of the rising sun,
_________________________________
where ancient tradition
meets modern technology.
_________________________________
Welcome to the inaugural running
of the World Grand Prix.
_________________________________
I'm Brent Mustangburger
with racing legends
_________________________________
Darrell Cartrip and David Hobbscap.
_________________________________
There's never been a competition
like this before.
_________________________________
First, allinol, making its debut tonight
_________________________________
as the required fuel
for all these great champions.
_________________________________
Second, the course itself.
_________________________________
And it's like nothing
we've ever seen before.
_________________________________
David, how exactly
does this competition work?
_________________________________
All three of these street courses are
classic round-the-house racetracks.
_________________________________
This means that the LMP
and formula cars
_________________________________
should break out of the gate
in spectacular fashion.
_________________________________
Look for Francesco Bernoulli,
in particular, to lead early.
_________________________________
And with technical turns throughout,
GT and touring cars,
_________________________________
like Spain's Miguel Camino,
should make up ground
_________________________________
but I doubt it'll be enough
to stop Francesco
_________________________________
from absolutely running away with it.
_________________________________
Whoa, now. Hold your horsepower.
_________________________________
You forget the most important factor –
_________________________________
that early dirt track section
of the course.
_________________________________
The dirt is supposed to be
the equalizer in this race.
_________________________________
BRENT: French rally car Raoul ÇaRoule
_________________________________
is counting on a big boost
through there.
_________________________________
DARRELL: And don't forget
Lightning McQueen.
_________________________________
His mentor, the Hudson Hornet,
_________________________________
was one of the greatest
dirt track racers of all time.
_________________________________
In my opinion, McQueen is the best
all-around racer in this competition.
_________________________________
Really, Darrell, you need
to clean your windshield.
_________________________________
You're clearly not seeing this
for what it is: Francesco's race to lose.
_________________________________
BRENT: It's time to find out.
The racers are locking into the grid.
_________________________________
(ENGINES REV)
_________________________________
McQUEEN: Speed. I am speed.
_________________________________
(FRANCESCO LAUGHS)
_________________________________
Really? You are speed?
_________________________________
Then Francesco is triple speed.
_________________________________
Francesco is triple speed.
_________________________________
Ho-ho! Francesco likes-a this McQueen.
_________________________________
It's-a really getting him into the zone.
_________________________________
He is so getting beat today.
_________________________________
(CHATTER FROM PIT CREWS)
_________________________________
-Your suspension sets look good.
-Tire pressure is excellent!
_________________________________
-He's got plenty of fuel.
-And he's awesome.
_________________________________
(CHANTING)
_________________________________
-Why is he in the pits? He's so exposed.
-It's his cover.
_________________________________
One of the best I've seen, too.
Look at the detail on that rust.
_________________________________
It must have cost him a fortune.
_________________________________
-But why hasn't he contacted us yet?
-There's probably heat on him.
_________________________________
-Be patient.
-Right, of course.
_________________________________
-He'll signal us when he can.
-Then we find out who's behind all this.
_________________________________
BRENT: As they head into the palace
hairpin, Francesco builds an early lead.
_________________________________
DARRELL: Hang on, boys.
Here comes the dirt.
_________________________________
Slipping and sliding, baby.
_________________________________
MATER: McQueen,
it's time to make your move!
_________________________________
Get on the outside
and show 'im what Doc taught you.
_________________________________
10-4, Mater.
_________________________________
DAVID: Oh, boy! Francesco's brought
to a screeching halt!
_________________________________
BRENT: Lightning McQueen
is the first to take advantage.
_________________________________
And just like that, folks,
Francesco's lead is left in the dust.
_________________________________
McQUEEN: Nice call, Mater.
Keep it up.
_________________________________
DARRELL: Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________
McQueen looks happier than a roll bar
at a demolition derby!
_________________________________
BRENT: Everyone's jostling for position
as we hit the asphalt again.
_________________________________
Francesco lost a lot of momentum
in the dirt.
_________________________________
DAVID: He's got serious work ahead of
him if he wants to get back in this race.
_________________________________
BRENT: The racers hit the Rainbow
Bridge, with its 360-degree loop.
_________________________________
(ENGINES REVVING)
_________________________________
-ZÜNDAPP: It is time.
-Roger that.
_________________________________
DARRELL: Oh!
Miguel Camino has blown an engine!
_________________________________
BRENT: Very unusual, Darrell.
He's been so consistent all year.
_________________________________
-You gotta be kidding me.
-What is it?
_________________________________
-The tow truck from the bathroom.
-The bathroom?
_________________________________
The one the American agent
passed the device to.
_________________________________
-What about him?
-He's in the pits!
_________________________________
Not for long.
_________________________________
(BLEEPING)
_________________________________
-Hold on. I think I've got something.
-What is it?
_________________________________
The Pacer from the party last night.
_________________________________
I'm cross-referencing with the photos
from the oil derricks.
_________________________________
Yep. His VIN numbers match.
_________________________________
FINN: Anyone with him?
He won't be alone.
_________________________________
Conducting analysis on the target.
He's not the only one here.
_________________________________
Three, five... They're everywhere.
And they're all closing in on...
_________________________________
Oh, no! Finn? Finn, where are you?
_________________________________
FINN: Get him out of the pits. Now!
_________________________________
Wow! Some of them fellers
is really loud!
_________________________________
-HOLLEY: Can you hear me? Over.
-What?
_________________________________
Get out of the pit now! Do you hear me?
_________________________________
Hey. I know you! You're that girl
from the party last night.
_________________________________
You wanna do our date now?
_________________________________
Guys, too much chatter.
Let's keep this line clear.
_________________________________
BRENT: Smoke from number 10,
Clutchgoneski!
_________________________________
Ha-ha-ha!
_________________________________
HOLLEY: There's no time for
messing about! Get out of the pits!
_________________________________
Is there going to be cable where you is
so I can watch the rest of the race?
_________________________________
-HOLLEY: You're running out of time!
-They're coming. Get him out of there!
_________________________________
I'm trying. Get out now.
_________________________________
I usually like to have a proper detailin'
done before I meet a lady friend.
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
-Finn McMissile! But you're dead!
-Then this shouldn't hurt.
_________________________________
(BOTH CRY OUT)
_________________________________
(SIREN WAILS)
_________________________________
Miss Shiftwell?
_________________________________
I've got him in the back alleys
east of the garages.
_________________________________
Multiple assailants
are closing in quickly.
_________________________________
Keep him moving. I'm on my way.
_________________________________
Hey, new lady friend,
you like flowers?
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
HOLLEY: No! Don't go in anywhere.
Just keep moving.
_________________________________
-Stay outside. Got you.
-Outside?
_________________________________
BRENT: Whoa! McQueen
suddenly moves to the outside.
_________________________________
(SPEAKS ITALIAN)
_________________________________
DARRELL: I cannot believe what I saw.
_________________________________
That was a bonehead move
to open up the inside like that!
_________________________________
DAVID: That might have cost McQueen
the victory!
_________________________________
(GLASS SHATTERING)
_________________________________
(THEY SPEAK JAPANESE)
_________________________________
This time, I'm going to make sure
you stay dead!
_________________________________
HOLLEY: You're doing brilliantly.
Now just stay focused.
_________________________________
What's that? You want me
to head toward that ruckus?
_________________________________
HOLLEY: No! Don't go down that street.
_________________________________
Ohh!
_________________________________
Hi-yah!
_________________________________
Wow! A live karate demonstration!
_________________________________
Stop it, Mater. Just sign off.
_________________________________
Aaargh!
_________________________________
(GUNSHOT)
_________________________________
DAVID: And here they come,
the two leaders.
_________________________________
Bumper to bumper
as they approach the finish line!
_________________________________
-It's close!
-BRENT: Francesco's the winner!
_________________________________
McQueen's number two.
_________________________________
(FIREWORKS WHIZZ AND POP)
_________________________________
That was cool!
Can I get your autograph?
_________________________________
(CHATTER IN JAPANESE)
_________________________________
Where'd he go?
_________________________________
HOLLEY: Our rendezvous has been
jeopardized. Keep the device safe.
_________________________________
-We'll be in touch.
-Dad-gum, did I miss our date?
_________________________________
-Francesco!
-Francesco, over here.
_________________________________
What was your strategy today?
_________________________________
Strategia?
Francesco needs-a no strategy.
_________________________________
It's-a very simple.
_________________________________
You start the race, wait for Lightning
McQueen to choke, pass him, then win.
_________________________________
Francesco always-a wins. It's-a boring.
_________________________________
DARRELL: You were in trouble
for a while.
_________________________________
That dirt track section
had you crawling.
_________________________________
To truly crush one's dream, you must
first raise their hopes very high.
_________________________________
-Mater!
-Hey, McQueen! What happened?
_________________________________
Is the race over? You won, right?
_________________________________
Why were you yelling at me
while I was racing?
_________________________________
Yelling? Oh, you thought...
That's funny right there.
_________________________________
No, that's 'cause I seen
these two fellers doing
_________________________________
some karate street performance.
_________________________________
It was nutso.
One of 'em even had a flame-thrower.
_________________________________
A flame-thrower?
What are you talking about?
_________________________________
-I don't understand. Where were you?
-Going to meet my date.
_________________________________
Your date?
_________________________________
She started talkin' to me as a voice
in my head, tellin' me where to go.
_________________________________
-What?
-Wait a minute.
_________________________________
-I didn't screw ya up, did I?
-I lost the race because of you!
_________________________________
Oh. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to.
_________________________________
An imaginary girlfriend?
Flame-throwers?
_________________________________
This is exactly why I don't bring you
along to these things.
_________________________________
Maybe if I, I don't know,
_________________________________
talk to somebody and explained
what happened, I could help.
_________________________________
I don't need your help!
I don't want your help!
_________________________________
REPORTER: Hey, there he is!
_________________________________
-McQueen, you had it in the bag!
-Yeah! What happened?
_________________________________
I made a mistake.
_________________________________
But I can assure you,
it won't happen again.
_________________________________
Look, we know what the problem is
and we've taken care of it.
_________________________________
(REPORTERS CALL OUT)
_________________________________
BRENT: Lightning McQueen loses
in the last lap to Francesco Bernoulli
_________________________________
in the first race of the World Grand Prix.
_________________________________
And three – count 'em –
three cars flamed out
_________________________________
leaving some to suggest that their fuel,
allinol, might be to blame.
_________________________________
Allinol is safe. Alternative fuel is safe.
_________________________________
There is no way my fuel
caused these cars to flame out.
_________________________________
The jury may still be out on whether
allinol caused these accidents,
_________________________________
but one thing's for sure,
_________________________________
Lightning McQueen blew this race.
_________________________________
BRENT: Team McQueen
can't be happy right now.
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER ON PA: Welcome to
Tokyo International Airport.
_________________________________
(ALARM WAILS)
_________________________________
(SPEAKS JAPANESE)
_________________________________
-Come with me, please, sir.
-But I'm 'onna miss my plane.
_________________________________
-Right this way.
-Ah, doggone it.
_________________________________
This is about my hook, ain't it?
_________________________________
I know I should have checked it,
but I can't, really.
_________________________________
Look. It's attached to me.
_________________________________
Hey, I know you. You're that feller
from the karate demonstration.
_________________________________
I never properly introduced myself.
_________________________________
Finn McMissile. British Intelligence.
_________________________________
Tow Mater. Average intelligence.
_________________________________
Who are you with? FBI? CIA?
_________________________________
Let's just say I'm AAA affiliated.
_________________________________
I know some karate.
_________________________________
I don't want to brag or nuttin',
but I got me a black fan belt.
_________________________________
-Wanna see some moves I made up?
-You're being followed.
_________________________________
This first one,
I can reach into a car's hood
_________________________________
pull out his battery,
and show it to him before he stalls.
_________________________________
I call it, "What I accidentally did
to my friend Luigi once."
_________________________________
Hey! Hi-yah-pah!
_________________________________
-Hi-yah!
-There he is!
_________________________________
MATER: Hi-hi-tah! Huh!
_________________________________
Look, I probably ought to go.
I'm about to miss my flight.
_________________________________
-Don't worry. I've taken care of that.
-Whoa!
_________________________________
Hang on!
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Whoa-hah-hah!
_________________________________
This is first-class service.
_________________________________
You don't even have to go
through the terminal!
_________________________________
(SPEAKS JAPANESE)
_________________________________
Your karate partners is back there.
_________________________________
They look like
they tryin' to catch up!
_________________________________
Drive forward.
Whatever you do, don't stop!
_________________________________
(TIRES SCREECH)
_________________________________
-Whoa!
-Whoa!
_________________________________
Whoa...
_________________________________
Is everything okay back there?
_________________________________
Finn, it's Sid. I'm on approach.
_________________________________
FINN: Roger that.
_________________________________
'Member that whole thing about me
not stoppin' no matter what?
_________________________________
I knew I shoulda done carry-on!
_________________________________
Thanks, old boy.
_________________________________
-You got it, mate.
-MATER: Hey, doggonit!
_________________________________
Look, it's my imaginary girlfriend!
_________________________________
Come on! Get in here!
_________________________________
I tell you what, you really do
want this first date, don't ya?
_________________________________
That's a no-quit attitude right there.
_________________________________
-(GUNFIRE)
-What the...?
_________________________________
-Aargh!
-FINN: Hold on, Sid.
_________________________________
Aargh!
_________________________________
(MUFFLED CRY)
_________________________________
Come on, Finn! It's now or never!
_________________________________
Hold on!
_________________________________
MATER: By the time you read this, I will
be safely on an airplane flying home.
_________________________________
I'm so sorry for what I did.
_________________________________
McQUEEN: "I don't want to be
the cause of you losing any more races.
_________________________________
"I want you to go prove to the world
what I already know.
_________________________________
"That you are the greatest race car
in the whole wide world.
_________________________________
"Your best friend, Mater."
_________________________________
-I didn't really want him to leave.
-(SOBS)
_________________________________
Wait, there's more here.
_________________________________
"PS. Please tell the hotel
_________________________________
"I didn't mean to order that movie.
_________________________________
"I thought it was just a preview
and I didn't realize I was paying for it.
_________________________________
"PPS. That's funny right there. PP."
_________________________________
There are a few more pages
of PS's here.
_________________________________
Well, at least I know
if he's at home, he'll be safe.
_________________________________
FINN: That's how I like to start the day.
_________________________________
You never feel more alive
than when you're almost dead.
_________________________________
Yeah.
I hope that device didn't fall off.
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
That's the closest I ever been
to missin' my flight.
_________________________________
That was... Oh!
_________________________________
-Still in one piece? Great.
-MATER: I've got to go to a doctor.
_________________________________
I get these sharp pains
in my undercarriage.
_________________________________
-Downloading the photo now.
-Let me introduce you two.
_________________________________
This here is Finn McSomethin'
or other.
_________________________________
He's a first-class VIP
airport whatchamacallit.
_________________________________
And, Finn, this here is my date.
_________________________________
I never did get your name.
_________________________________
Oh, yes, sorry. It's Shiftwell.
Holley Shiftwell.
_________________________________
It's Shiftwell. Holley...
_________________________________
Finally.
Time to see who's behind all this.
_________________________________
What is this?
_________________________________
That's one of the worst engines
ever made.
_________________________________
It's an old aluminum V8 with a Lucas
electrical system and Whitworth bolts.
_________________________________
Shoot, them Whitworth bolts is a pain,
tell you what.
_________________________________
Them ain't metric, they ain't inches.
_________________________________
Yes, okay, but whose engine is this?
_________________________________
It's kinda hard to tell from this picture,
ain't it?
_________________________________
-But you took it.
-Holley.
_________________________________
Oh. Right! Yes, of course.
_________________________________
A good agent gets what he can,
then gets out before he's killed.
_________________________________
Agent? You mean, like,
insurance agent? Like...
_________________________________
(SINGING) Like a good neighbor,
Mater is there!
_________________________________
Wait! You mean secret agents!
You guys is spies!
_________________________________
In how many makes and models
did this type of engine appear?
_________________________________
It was standard in seven models
over a 12-year period.
_________________________________
At least 35,000 cars were made
with this engine.
_________________________________
-You're purty.
-Yes, thank you.
_________________________________
-And so nice.
-Just pay attention.
_________________________________
FINN: This seems like a dead end.
_________________________________
If there was something in the photo that
could narrow this down, I'd be happier.
_________________________________
You might not be happy,
but I bet this feller is.
_________________________________
See how he's had most of his parts
replaced?
_________________________________
And see all them boxes over there?
_________________________________
Them's all original parts.
They ain't easy to come by.
_________________________________
-Rare parts?
-That's something we can track.
_________________________________
Exactly.
_________________________________
Well done, Mater.
I would never have seen that.
_________________________________
I know of a black-market parts dealer
in Paris, a treacherous lowlife,
_________________________________
but he's the only car in the world
who can tell us whose engine this is.
_________________________________
What would you say to setting up
an informal task force on this one?
_________________________________
Wait. What?
_________________________________
You obviously have experience
in the field.
_________________________________
Yeah, I live right next to one.
_________________________________
I don't know.
_________________________________
I ain't exactly been much help
to anybody recently.
_________________________________
You're helping me.
Please, Mater.
_________________________________
Well... Okay.
_________________________________
But you know
I'm just a tow truck, right?
_________________________________
Right. And I'm just
in the import-export business.
_________________________________
-Siddeley?
-Yes, Finn?
_________________________________
Paris. Tout de suite.
_________________________________
Yeah, two of them sweets for me,
too, Sid.
_________________________________
I always wanted to be a spy.
_________________________________
Really? Me, too.
_________________________________
-Afterburners, sir?
-Is there any other way?
_________________________________
(TOOTING AND SHOUTING)
_________________________________
Ha ha ha!
_________________________________
FINN: Once we're inside, stay close.
_________________________________
Don't bother checking VIN numbers.
They're all dodgy here.
_________________________________
Got it.
_________________________________
Don't talk to anyone,
don't look at anyone,
_________________________________
and absolutely, positively no idling.
Are we clear?
_________________________________
Yes. No idling. Yes, sir.
_________________________________
-Mater?
-Yeah, Finn?
_________________________________
-We're not here to go shopping.
-Shoppin'? What do you mean?
_________________________________
Why would I...
_________________________________
Dad-gum.
_________________________________
Part for sales, monsieur.
Monsieur, part for sale.
_________________________________
They got everything here. No!
_________________________________
Look at them hoods!
I could use a hood.
_________________________________
Sorry, fellers. I gotta go!
_________________________________
Wow. Whoa. He-he!
_________________________________
Do what?
_________________________________
Excuse me. What are you selling?
_________________________________
Headlights, monsieur, headlights?
_________________________________
-What in the...?
-Two for one.
_________________________________
-I give you good price!
-I'm good!
_________________________________
(CARS SPEAKING IN FRENCH)
_________________________________
-FINN: There you are.
-There is some great bargains here.
_________________________________
Mater, get back!
-Imbécile!
_________________________________
Hey, wait for me!
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Ahhhhhh!
_________________________________
Ag-g-g-h!
_________________________________
-Have you lost your mind?
-But I thought...
_________________________________
This chap needs a tow.
Hook him up.
_________________________________
Sure thing.
_________________________________
You rusty piece of junk!
Get your dirty hook off me!
_________________________________
(SPEAKS FRENCH)
_________________________________
(SPEAKS FRENCH)
_________________________________
Electroshock! Are you kidding me?
_________________________________
This is her first field assignment. She
didn't know you were my informant.
_________________________________
-Informant?
-A rookie, huh?
_________________________________
I never liked new car smell.
_________________________________
Tomber was doing 20-to-life
in a Moroccan impound
_________________________________
the first time I saved him,
if I recall correctly.
_________________________________
Speaking of recalls, you're getting up
there in mileage, aren't you?
_________________________________
All right, we get it. You both know
each other, you're both old.
_________________________________
So, here you go, informant.
Inform us.
_________________________________
Beuck!
That is the worst motor ever made.
_________________________________
Wait. That oil filter.
Those wheel bearings.
_________________________________
Do those parts look familiar, Tomber?
_________________________________
They should. I sold them.
_________________________________
-HOLLEY: To whom?
-No idea.
_________________________________
He's my best customer, but he always
does his business over the phone.
_________________________________
I was always wondering
why he needs so many parts.
_________________________________
Now I know.
_________________________________
A lemon needs parts.
Ain't nothin' truer than that.
_________________________________
-Lemon?
-Yeah. Cars that don't ever work right.
_________________________________
Lemons is a tow truck's
bread and butter.
_________________________________
Like 'em Gremlins and Pacers
we run into at the party
_________________________________
and the race and the airport.
_________________________________
Pull up the pictures
from the oil platform.
_________________________________
I want to know what other type of cars
were out there.
_________________________________
Right. Let's see.
There were Hugos and Trunkovs.
_________________________________
Are these cars considered lemons?
_________________________________
Is the Popemobile Catholic?
_________________________________
Everyone involved in this plot
is one of history's biggest loser cars.
_________________________________
And they're all taking their orders
from the car behind this engine.
_________________________________
-Ah. This explains it.
-What, Tomber?
_________________________________
Gremlin, Pacer, Hugo
and Trunkov never get together,
_________________________________
but they are having a secret meeting
in two days.
_________________________________
-Where's this meeting taking place?
-Porto Corsa, Italy.
_________________________________
That's where the next race is!
_________________________________
There's a good chance
our mystery engine will be there, too.
_________________________________
Your chances are more than good.
_________________________________
I just sent him a new clutch assembly
yesterday. To Porto Corsa.
_________________________________
Contact Stevenson
and have him meet us at Gare de Lyon.
_________________________________
Good work.
_________________________________
MATER: That three-wheeled feller
had to be right about a big meetin'.
_________________________________
You never see this many lemons
in one town.
_________________________________
'Less there's a swap meet.
_________________________________
How'd you get all them pictures?
_________________________________
I reprogrammed Porto Corsa's red light
cameras to do recognition scans.
_________________________________
Wow. Not only is you the purtiest car
I ever met, but you're the smartest, too.
_________________________________
Thank you...I think.
_________________________________
MATER: That's a familiar sight.
A Hugo being towed.
_________________________________
But he looks absolutely perfect!
_________________________________
Of course! They must be the heads
of the lemon families.
_________________________________
Makes sense. If I was rich
and broke down every day,
_________________________________
I'd hire me to tow me
around all the time, too!
_________________________________
We've got to infiltrate that meeting
to find out who's behind all this.
_________________________________
-Hang on a minute. Hold still.
-Ow!
_________________________________
Ah-ha. Good job, Miss Shiftwell.
_________________________________
Thank you, Finn.
_________________________________
Boy, I sure wish my friends
could see me now.
_________________________________
LUIGI: Guido,
your eyes do not deceive you.
_________________________________
We are in Italy. We are home.
_________________________________
Hey, Luigi.
Which way to the hotel, man?
_________________________________
What? No friend of mine
will stay in a hotel in-a my village.
_________________________________
You will stay with my...
Uncle Topolino-o-o-o!
_________________________________
Luigi! Guido! (SPEAKS ITALIAN)
_________________________________
How do they do it?
_________________________________
These are the same ingredients
as back home, but it tastes so good.
_________________________________
-It's organic, man.
-Treehugger.
_________________________________
TOPOLINO: Hey, race car.
_________________________________
You look so down, so low.
_________________________________
Is like you have flat tires.
_________________________________
(SPEAKS ITALIAN)
_________________________________
She said you look like you are starving,
_________________________________
that she's gonna make you a big meal
and fatten you up.
_________________________________
Oh, no.
_________________________________
Mama Topolino, please,
you don't need to make a fuss.
_________________________________
Capisco. I understand.
_________________________________
Is a problem, yes,
between you and a friend?
_________________________________
How did you know that?
_________________________________
A wise car hears one word
and understands two.
_________________________________
That, and Luigi told me.
_________________________________
While Mama cooks,
come and take a stroll with me.
_________________________________
I brought my friend Mater along
on the trip
_________________________________
and I told him he needed
to act different,
_________________________________
that we weren't in Radiator Springs.
_________________________________
This Mater is a close friend?
_________________________________
He's my best friend.
_________________________________
Then why would you ask him to be
someone else?
_________________________________
What did I do?
_________________________________
I said some things during our fight.
_________________________________
You know, back when Guido and Luigi
used to work for me,
_________________________________
they would fight over everything.
_________________________________
They fight over what Ferrari
was the best Ferrari,
_________________________________
which one of them looked
more like a Ferrari.
_________________________________
There were even
some non-Ferrari fights.
_________________________________
So I tell them,
"Va bene, it's okay to fight.
_________________________________
"Everybody fights now and then,
especially best friends.
_________________________________
"But you got to make up fast.
_________________________________
"No fight more important
than friendship."
_________________________________
(SPEAKS ITALIAN)
_________________________________
-What does that mean?
-Whoever find a friend, find a treasure.
_________________________________
Now, mangia. Eat!
_________________________________
(THEY ARGUE IN ITALIAN)
_________________________________
Finn, one hour to Porto Corsa.
_________________________________
Thank you, Stevenson.
_________________________________
-That should just about do it.
-Perfect.
_________________________________
So, Mater, it's voice-activated.
_________________________________
But everything's voice-activated
these days.
_________________________________
What? I thought you was supposed
to be makin' me a disguise.
_________________________________
COMPUTER: Voice recognized.
Disguise program initiated.
_________________________________
Cool!
_________________________________
Computer, make me a German truck.
_________________________________
-Request acknowledged.
-Check it out! I'm wearing Materhosen.
_________________________________
Make me a monster truck!
_________________________________
-Request acknowledged.
-What the...?
_________________________________
I vant to siphon your gas!
_________________________________
-Now make me a taco truck!
-Request acknowledged.
_________________________________
(HORN PLAYS LA CUCARACHA)
_________________________________
-A funny car!
-Request acknowledged.
_________________________________
The idea is to keep a low profile, Mater.
_________________________________
So I just go in, pretend to be this truck.
_________________________________
-And leave the rest to us.
-Now, hold still.
_________________________________
I have to do the final fitting
on your disguise.
_________________________________
That's no good. Hm.
_________________________________
Hey. What are you doin'?
_________________________________
The disguise won't calibrate effectively
without a smooth surface to graft onto.
_________________________________
For a second there, I thought
you was tryin' to fix my dents.
_________________________________
-Yes, I was.
-Then, no, thank you.
_________________________________
I don't get them dents buffed,
pulled, filled or painted by nobody.
_________________________________
-They way too valuable.
-Your dents are valuable? Really?
_________________________________
I come by each one of 'em with
my best friend, Lightning McQueen.
_________________________________
I don't fix these.
I wanna remember these dents forever.
_________________________________
So, you were being serious in Paris?
McQueen isn't just part of your cover.
_________________________________
Friendships can be dangerous
in our line of work, Mater.
_________________________________
But my line of work
is towin' and salvage.
_________________________________
Right. And Miss Shiftwell's
is designing iPhone apps.
_________________________________
-No, I meant for real.
-It's okay. I'll work around the dent.
_________________________________
-Oh...
-In the meantime...
_________________________________
..you look a little light on weapons.
_________________________________
BRENT: You are looking live
at beautiful
_________________________________
Porto Corsa, Italy,
on the Italian Riviera.
_________________________________
What a magnificent setting for the
second race of the World Grand Prix!
_________________________________
DAVID: Brent, they call this place
the "Gem of the Riviera,"
_________________________________
and it's easy to see why.
_________________________________
With its secluded beaches
and opulent casinos,
_________________________________
Porto Corsa truly is a playground
for the wealthy.
_________________________________
And everyone who's anyone
is here today,
_________________________________
from the ultra-rich and super-famous
_________________________________
to world leaders
and important dignitaries.
_________________________________
BRENT: You aren't kidding, David.
_________________________________
You can't do a three-point turn
without bumping into some celebrity.
_________________________________
Welcome, everyone, to the second race
of the World Grand Prix,
_________________________________
where the big news
continues to be allinol.
_________________________________
Sir Miles Axlerod spoke to the press
earlier today
_________________________________
to answer questions about its safety.
_________________________________
An independent panel of scientists
has determined
_________________________________
that allinol is completely safe, okay?
_________________________________
Safe. There it is.
_________________________________
So the race will go on, folks.
_________________________________
But the question everyone is asking:
_________________________________
will the real
Lightning McQueen show up today?
_________________________________
BRENT: He'd better.
Talk about a home track advantage.
_________________________________
Francesco Bernoulli
grew up racing on this course.
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: Signore e signori, in the
pole position, Numero Uno, Francesco!
_________________________________
Bellissima!
Thank you for your support!
_________________________________
And your big mistake, McQueen!
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: In secondo position,
_________________________________
numero 95, Lightning-a McQueen-a!
_________________________________
McQueen-a, is-a everything okay?
_________________________________
If you're worried about your fuel, man,
don't. It's perfectly safe.
_________________________________
No, guys,
I just really wish Mater were here.
_________________________________
Francesco understands, McQueen.
_________________________________
Oh, great, here it comes.
_________________________________
What do you got, Francesco?
_________________________________
For famous race cars like Francesco
and, well, you,
_________________________________
to be far away from home is not easy.
_________________________________
I think you forgot
the insulting part of that insult.
_________________________________
Is-a no insult.
_________________________________
When-a Francesco is away from home,
he misses his mama,
_________________________________
just like-a you miss
your tow truck amico.
_________________________________
Gee, I maybe misjudged you,
because that's exactly...
_________________________________
Of course, I am at home,
and my mama is right here.
_________________________________
Mama!
_________________________________
Don't worry, Mama,
McQueen is very sad.
_________________________________
I will beat his cry-baby bottom today!
_________________________________
And there's the insult we were missing.
_________________________________
(CHANTING FOR FRANCESCO)
_________________________________
BRENT: Darrell, the racers
are settling in as they head
_________________________________
to the Italian countryside.
_________________________________
DARRELL: Whoo, boy!
_________________________________
This is gonna be a great race.
_________________________________
(HORNS TOOT)
_________________________________
Gremlins.
Man, those are some ugly cars.
_________________________________
Look like someone stole their trunks.
_________________________________
(LAUGHTER)
_________________________________
(SPEAKS ITALIAN)
_________________________________
My grand-a father has-a broken down.
_________________________________
If-a one of-a you would help,
I would be so thankful.
_________________________________
Sounds like you need
some roadside assistance.
_________________________________
-She was talking to me.
-Really? Prove it.
_________________________________
Don't-a fight over me.
_________________________________
Signore Tow Truck, per favore.
_________________________________
Get ready, Mater.
You're on any moment now.
_________________________________
I don't know about this.
What if I screw things up?
_________________________________
FINN: Impossible.
_________________________________
Just apply the same level of dedication
_________________________________
you've been using to play
the idiot tow truck, and you'll be fine.
_________________________________
It's just that them guys look purty tough
and... Wait, did you say "idiot"?
_________________________________
-Is that how you see me?
-FINN: That's how everyone sees you.
_________________________________
Isn't that the idea?
_________________________________
I tell you, that's the genius of it.
_________________________________
No one realizes they're being fooled
_________________________________
because they're too busy laughing
at the fool.
_________________________________
Brilliant!
_________________________________
-Why aren't you in disguise?
I er...
_________________________________
-Come on! There's no time! Go!
-Okay. Okay.
_________________________________
-Computer, disguise!
-COMPUTER: Request acknowledged.
_________________________________
-(HORN TOOTS)
-It's the boss. He's coming.
_________________________________
Ivan.
_________________________________
Oh, er...
_________________________________
Ivan, why do you insult me so
by making me wait here?
_________________________________
He's in.
_________________________________
BRENT: The racers are now
making their way around the hairpin
_________________________________
and headed downhill
toward the casino bridge.
_________________________________
No more bets, please.
_________________________________
Come on, fuzzy dice!
_________________________________
-Number four. Easy four.
-Yeah!
_________________________________
Air freshener. Antenna balls.
_________________________________
Spark-a plugs.
_________________________________
This place looks like
it's made outta gold!
_________________________________
HOLLEY: That's because it is.
Now, be careful what you say.
_________________________________
MATER: Why is that?
_________________________________
What do you mean, "Don't talk to ya"?
_________________________________
You want me to stop talkin' to ya
right now?
_________________________________
You are acting strange today, Ivan.
_________________________________
I have no idea
what you're talking about,
_________________________________
"Alexander Hugo, aka Chop Shop Alex."
_________________________________
You got a lot of aka's, Alex.
_________________________________
But that makes sense, seein's how
you's wanted in France, Germany...
_________________________________
Mater, stop it!
_________________________________
Okay, okay, keep your voice down!
_________________________________
You gonna make me arrested!
_________________________________
Don't mess with Ivan today.
He's in a bad mood.
_________________________________
He's so good!
_________________________________
Victor!
_________________________________
Hey, Victor!
_________________________________
-There you are!
-Come in!
_________________________________
Victor Hugo, I'm J Curby Gremlin.
From Detroit.
_________________________________
It's good to see you.
_________________________________
Is the big boss here yet?
_________________________________
-No, not yet.
-He's supposed to be here any minute.
_________________________________
(KNOCKING)
_________________________________
(HORN BEEPS, KNOCKING)
_________________________________
Here we go.
_________________________________
Guten Tag.
_________________________________
It's just the professor.
_________________________________
Zündapp! When is he coming?
_________________________________
He's already here.
_________________________________
(DISGUISED VOICE)
Welcome, everyone.
_________________________________
I wish I could be with you
on this very special day,
_________________________________
but my clutch assembly broke.
_________________________________
-You know how it is.
-Forget about it.
_________________________________
We know how you feel.
_________________________________
-Descramble that voice.
-I'm trying.
_________________________________
Oh, it's too sophisticated.
_________________________________
We are here to celebrate.
_________________________________
Today, all your hard work pays off.
_________________________________
The world turned their backs
on cars like us.
_________________________________
They stopped manufacturing us,
stopped making our parts.
_________________________________
The only thing they haven't stopped
doing is laughing at us.
_________________________________
They've called us terrible names:
jalopy, rust bucket, heap,
_________________________________
clunker, junker, beater,
wreck, rattletrap,
_________________________________
lemon.
_________________________________
But their insults just give us strength.
_________________________________
Because today, my friends,
that all ends!
_________________________________
DARRELL: There's smoke
on the casino bridge!
_________________________________
Oh, no!
_________________________________
It's Carla Veloso, the Brazilian race car!
_________________________________
-What just happened?
-I'm working on it.
_________________________________
(CHEERING)
_________________________________
They laughed at us,
but now it's our turn to laugh back.
_________________________________
DAVID: Another crash!
It's number 9, Nigel Gearsley.
_________________________________
Embrace your inner lemon.
_________________________________
Let it drive you.
_________________________________
I'm detecting an extremely strong
electromagnetic pulse.
_________________________________
-Finn, it's the camera.
-Where?
_________________________________
On the tower!
_________________________________
LEMON KINGPIN: This was meant to
be alternative fuel's greatest moment.
_________________________________
But after today,
everyone will race back to gasoline.
_________________________________
And we, the owners of the world's
largest untapped oil reserve
_________________________________
will become the most powerful cars
in the world!
_________________________________
Get out of the way!
_________________________________
(SPEAKS ITALIAN)
_________________________________
(SHOUTING IN ITALIAN)
_________________________________
They will come to us, and they will have
no choice, because they will need us.
_________________________________
Huh? Whoa!
_________________________________
We figured you might stop by!
_________________________________
LEMON KINGPIN:
And they will finally respect us!
_________________________________
So hold your hoods high!
_________________________________
After today, you will never again
be ashamed of who you are!
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
Long live lemons!
_________________________________
BRENT: Number 7 is loose!
Shu Todoroki!
_________________________________
Finn?
_________________________________
BRENT: Bumper to bumper
as they approach the finish line!
_________________________________
McQueen's the winner!
Francesco's second!
_________________________________
They have no idea
what happened behind them.
_________________________________
This is impossible!
_________________________________
That's what I'm talking about! Ka-chow!
_________________________________
-(SIRENS BLARE)
-What happened?
_________________________________
-Where are all the other cars?
-What is going on?
_________________________________
Oh, no!
_________________________________
Sir Axlerod, is the final race in London
still going to take place?
_________________________________
I suppose that...
_________________________________
(SIGHS) The show must go on,
as they say.
_________________________________
I can't believe this is really happening!
_________________________________
Quiet!
_________________________________
Will you require all the racers
to still run on allinol?
_________________________________
I cannot, in good conscience, continue
to risk the lives of any more race cars.
_________________________________
The final race will not be run on allinol.
_________________________________
There you have it, a clearly devastated
Sir Miles Axlerod
_________________________________
announcing that he will not require
the cars to use allinol for the final race.
_________________________________
A toast!
_________________________________
To the death of allinol
and alternative fuel forever!
_________________________________
Mater, abort the mission.
_________________________________
They've got Finn. Get out of there.
Get out of there right now.
_________________________________
How is your grandfather?
_________________________________
(CHANTING) Long live lemons!
_________________________________
Isn't this a great party, Ivan, huh?
_________________________________
Oh, yeah, it's unbelievable.
_________________________________
You are not leaving, are you?
_________________________________
Uh...of course I ain't leaving.
_________________________________
-McQUEEN ON TV: I'm just in shock...
-McQueen?
_________________________________
Crashes are a part of racing, I know,
_________________________________
but something like that
should never happen.
_________________________________
DARRELL: You can choose your fuel
for the final race. What it'll be?
_________________________________
-Allinol.
-(ASTONISHED GASPS)
_________________________________
DARRELL: After today?
_________________________________
My friend Fillmore says it's safe.
That's good enough for me.
_________________________________
I didn't stand by a friend of mine
recently.
_________________________________
I'm not gonna make
the same mistake twice.
_________________________________
So a surprising revelation
from Lightning McQueen.
_________________________________
He will use allinol in the final race,
despite what occurred today.
_________________________________
-...till Lightning McQueen is dead.
-Of course.
_________________________________
Allinol must be finished for good.
_________________________________
McQueen cannot win the last race.
_________________________________
Lightning McQueen must be killed!
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
(HORN PLAYS LA CUCARACHA)
_________________________________
It's the American spy!
_________________________________
Dad-gum!
_________________________________
COMPUTER: Gatling gun.
Request acknowledged.
_________________________________
ZÜNDAPP: Down! Everybody, down!
_________________________________
-Shoot! I didn't mean...
-COMPUTER: Request acknowledged.
_________________________________
Wait! Wait!
I didn't mean that kind of shoot!
_________________________________
COMPUTER: Correction acknowledged.
Deploying chute.
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
McQueen!
_________________________________
Whoa! What's this?
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
McQueen! McQueen!
_________________________________
Waagh!
_________________________________
Let me through! Let me through!
_________________________________
Let me in!
I got to get through to warn McQueen!
_________________________________
You cannot-a come through here!
Back up.
_________________________________
We have a lunatic at gate 9.
_________________________________
I was disguised as a tow truck
to infiltrate this lemonhead meeting
_________________________________
and my weapons system's done
misinterperated what I'm saying!
_________________________________
-Lunatic at gate 9.
-McQueen! McQueen!
_________________________________
-You are the champion!
-This way, signore.
_________________________________
-MATER: McQueen!
-Mater?
_________________________________
-MATER: McQueen.
-Give us a pose!
_________________________________
-McQueen!
-Stop moving. Stop!
_________________________________
Where you going?
_________________________________
Stop!
_________________________________
-McQueen!
-That really sounded like...
_________________________________
Mater!
_________________________________
-Mater?
-Signore?
_________________________________
MATER: McQueen!
They're gonna kill you!
_________________________________
McQUEEN: Mater!
_________________________________
Excuse me.
_________________________________
No, where are you going?
_________________________________
Scusi. Mater!
_________________________________
-McQueen!
-Scusi.
_________________________________
Mater! Mater!
_________________________________
Mater, I'm so glad to see you.
_________________________________
Lightning McQueen!
I am a huge fan.
_________________________________
I'm sorry, I thought I heard...
_________________________________
That was me. I said, "You killed
out there today. You're the best."
_________________________________
-What? I mean, thanks.
-Right this way, signore.
_________________________________
I really thought I heard my friend.
_________________________________
In England, you'll be finished!
At the finish line.
_________________________________
-Wait, what?
-The press is waiting.
_________________________________
Come-a with me, please.
_________________________________
(MUFFLED CRIES)
_________________________________
Let me go!
_________________________________
You actually care about that race car.
_________________________________
A pity you didn't warn him in time.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
MATER: "Idiot"?
Is that how you see me?
_________________________________
FINN: That's how everyone sees you.
I tell you, that's the genius of it.
_________________________________
No one realizes they're being fooled
_________________________________
because they're too busy laughing
at the fool.
_________________________________
At the fool... (ECHOES)
_________________________________
Excuse me!
_________________________________
(IN JAPANESE)
Domo arigato!
_________________________________
Yeah!
_________________________________
You done good. You got all the leaves.
_________________________________
-Check out that tow truck.
-I wonder who that guy's with.
_________________________________
Will you guys excuse me
just for one little second?
_________________________________
Now that's a scoop of ice cream!
_________________________________
Aargh!
_________________________________
(LAUGHTER)
_________________________________
Somebody get me water!
Oh, sweet relief.
_________________________________
Mater!
_________________________________
(LAUGHTER)
_________________________________
But I never leak oil. Never.
_________________________________
Get a hold of yourself.
You're making a scene!
_________________________________
Wait a minute.
I didn't screw you up, did I?
_________________________________
-I lost the race because of you!
-Maybe if I talked to somebody...
_________________________________
I don't need your help!
_________________________________
I don't want your help.
_________________________________
Your help... (ECHOES)
_________________________________
Bang the gong. Get it on!
_________________________________
McQUEEN: Listen,
this isn't Radiator Springs.
_________________________________
This is exactly why I don't bring
you along to these things!
_________________________________
(BELL CHIMES)
_________________________________
Holley! Finn! Where are we?
_________________________________
We're in London, Mater,
inside Big Bentley.
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
Oh, this... This is all my fault.
_________________________________
Don't be a fool, Mater.
_________________________________
But I am, remember? You said so.
_________________________________
When did I... Oh.
_________________________________
Mater, I was complimenting you
on what a good spy you are.
_________________________________
I'm not a spy! (ECHOES)
_________________________________
I've been trying to tell you that
the whole time.
_________________________________
I really am just a tow truck.
_________________________________
Finn, he's not joking.
_________________________________
-I know.
-You were right, Finn. I'm a fool.
_________________________________
And what's happened to McQueen
is 'cause I'm such a big one.
_________________________________
This is all my fault.
_________________________________
-Good. You're up.
-And just in time.
_________________________________
Professor Z wanted you
to have a front-row seat,
_________________________________
for the death of Lightning McQueen.
_________________________________
-He's still alive?
-Not for much longer.
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
-We came as soon as you called.
-I called to talk to Mater.
_________________________________
It never occurred to me
he wouldn't be there.
_________________________________
Sheriff is talking to Scotland Yard now.
_________________________________
And Sarge is in touch with his friends
in the British military.
_________________________________
You just need
to focus on the race.
_________________________________
I know but, Sally with everything
going on, I'm not sure...
_________________________________
(HORN TOOTS)
_________________________________
-Sir Axlerod.
-I'm sorry to interrupt.
_________________________________
-It's all right.
-I just wanted to personally thank you.
_________________________________
Because after Italy, I was finished,
and then you gave me one last shot.
_________________________________
Listen...
_________________________________
I probably shouldn't be saying this,
but I hope you win today.
_________________________________
You show the world
that they've been wrong about allinol.
_________________________________
Mater would want you to race.
_________________________________
All right. For Mater.
_________________________________
Here he comes.
_________________________________
-ZÜNDAPP: What happened?
-I don't know, Professor.
_________________________________
-What did you do?
-I didn't do nothing.
_________________________________
Ssh, I'm talking to the Professor.
What's that, Professor?
_________________________________
-You broke it!
-Quiet!
_________________________________
-I understand, sir. Yes.
-What did he say?
_________________________________
-We go to the back-up plan.
-Back-up plan?
_________________________________
We snuck a bomb in McQueen's pit.
_________________________________
The next time he makes a stop,
instead of saying "ka-chow"...
_________________________________
he's going to go "ka-boom"!
_________________________________
(LAUGHTER)
_________________________________
Don't feel bad, tow truck.
You couldn't have saved him.
_________________________________
Oh, wait, you could have! (LAUGHS)
_________________________________
-Dad-gum lemons!
-COMPUTER: Request acknowledged.
_________________________________
What?
You didn't think we'd take your bullets?
_________________________________
(CACKLING)
_________________________________
That's right! You got nothing!
_________________________________
Who's the lemon now, huh?
_________________________________
(MOCKING LAUGHTER)
_________________________________
Nice try, Mater.
_________________________________
-Dad-gum... Dad-gum... Dad-gum.
-Request... Request... Request...
_________________________________
HOLLEY: Mater!
_________________________________
I got to get y'all out of there.
_________________________________
There's no time.
McQueen needs your help.
_________________________________
But I can't. I'm just a tow truck.
_________________________________
It's up to you.
Go to the pits and get everyone out.
_________________________________
-You can do that.
-What about you guys?
_________________________________
-We'll be okay.
-Go and get some more dents, Mater.
_________________________________
HOLLEY: So, we'll be okay? Really?
_________________________________
He wouldn't have left
if I'd told him the truth.
_________________________________
Argh!
_________________________________
Being killed by a clock.
_________________________________
Gives a whole new meaning to
"Your time has come."
_________________________________
Time? That's it!
_________________________________
-What are you doing?
-Trying to turn back time.
_________________________________
If I can just reverse the polarity.
_________________________________
Good job. Quick thinking, Holley.
_________________________________
What's everybody
on the wrong side of the road for?
_________________________________
HOLLEY: Oh, no!
_________________________________
Drive! Burn rubber!
_________________________________
We've got to get to the course.
_________________________________
Calculate the fastest way to...
_________________________________
Done.
_________________________________
Oh. Miss Shiftwell.
_________________________________
-They're standard issue now.
-You kids get all the good hardware.
_________________________________
Oh, no, that's Mater's.
_________________________________
I knew his escape was too easy.

_________________________________
Come back here! Stop!
_________________________________
-Mater?
-Everybody, get out now!
_________________________________
Y'all get out of the pits.
What are you guys doing here?
_________________________________
-We're here because of you, Mater.
-Is everything okay?
_________________________________
No, everything's not okay.
There's a bomb in here.
_________________________________
-Y'all got to get out. Now.
-A bomb?
_________________________________
(COMMUNICATOR BUZZES)
_________________________________
-FINN: Mater.
-Finn! You're okay.
_________________________________
Listen to me. The bomb is on you!
They knew you'd try to help McQueen.
_________________________________
When we were knocked out,
they planted it in your air filter.
_________________________________
-Uh-oh.
-Mater! There you are!
_________________________________
-MATER: Stop right there!
-I've been so worried about you.
_________________________________
MATER: Don't come any closer!
McQUEEN: Are you okay?
_________________________________
No, I'm not okay! Stay away from me!
_________________________________
McQUEEN: No, wait! Wait!
_________________________________
BRENT: A tow truck has just raced
onto the track, driving backwards!
_________________________________
Mater, wait!
_________________________________
Normally an emergency vehicle on the
track means there's been an accident.
_________________________________
-Lightning McQueen is chasing him!
-Mater, wait!
_________________________________
Stay back! If you get close to me,
you're going to get hurt real bad!
_________________________________
McQUEEN: I know I made you feel that
way before, but none of that matters!
_________________________________
We're best friends!
_________________________________
BRENT: And McQueen
seems to be having
_________________________________
a conversation with the tow truck.
_________________________________
DARRELL: I don't know who
that truck is, Brent, but tell you what,
_________________________________
he's got to be the world's best
backwards driver.
_________________________________
McQueen, you don't get it!
I'm the bomb!
_________________________________
Yes, Mater! You are the bomb!
That's what I'm trying to say here!
_________________________________
You've always been the bomb
and you'll always be the bomb.
_________________________________
-Stay away!
-No! Never!
_________________________________
Almost there.
_________________________________
I'm not letting you get away again!
_________________________________
-Got to keep away from McQueen!
-COMPUTER: Request acknowledged.
_________________________________
Oh, my gosh.
_________________________________
(BLEEPING)
_________________________________
What is happening? It's a bad dream!
_________________________________
BRENT: And Lightning McQueen
just blasted away,
_________________________________
hooked to the now rocket-propelled
tow truck.

_________________________________
Gargh!
_________________________________
Aagh!
_________________________________
The Professor's on the run!
_________________________________
-Someone's got to get McQueen.
-Get McQueen!
_________________________________
-Holley, I'll get Zündapp. Help Mater.
-Got it!
_________________________________
What is happening?
_________________________________
Hurry, Professor.
_________________________________
You really think I'm going to let you
float away, Professor?
_________________________________
(STRAINS)
_________________________________
-McQueen, let go!
-Never!
_________________________________
-They're coming your way.
-Let's go!
_________________________________
Give it up, McMissile.
_________________________________
(RAPID BLEEPING)
_________________________________
-HOLLEY: Mater, stop!
-No way! You could get hurt.
_________________________________
Oh, no.
_________________________________
(SNARLING)
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
Mater, we've got to get
that bomb off you.
_________________________________
Bomb?
_________________________________
Yeah, they strapped it to me
to kill you as a back-up plan.
_________________________________
Back-up plan?
Mater, who put a bomb on you?
_________________________________
You! Why didn't my death ray kill you?
_________________________________
Death ray?
_________________________________
Turn off the bomb, Zündapp!
_________________________________
Are you all so dense?
It's voice-activated.
_________________________________
Everything is voice-activated
these days.
_________________________________
Deactivate! Deactivate!
_________________________________
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Voice denied.
_________________________________
-Huh!
-Oops.
_________________________________
Did I forget to mention
that it can only be disarmed
_________________________________
by the one who activated it?
_________________________________
-Say it.
-Deactivate.
_________________________________
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Voice denied.
_________________________________
I'm not the one who activated it.
Would anyone else like to try?
_________________________________
-You read my mind.
-He was getting on my nerves.
_________________________________
-What do we do?
-It's very simple. You blow up.
_________________________________
I'm going out on a limb here. These are
the guys that want me dead, correct?
_________________________________
-It's nothing personal.
-Fellers, listen.
_________________________________
I know what you're going through.
Everybody's been laughing at me too.
_________________________________
But becoming powerful and rich
beyond your wildest dreams
_________________________________
ain't gonna make you feel better.
_________________________________
Yeah, but it's worth a shot.
_________________________________
Pit stop.
_________________________________
Not today, boys.
_________________________________
(YELLS)
_________________________________
Retreat!
_________________________________
Thanks for the help, Corporal.
_________________________________
Anything for one of Pop's mates.
_________________________________
(SPEAKS ITALIAN)
_________________________________
What's he saying? What's wrong?
_________________________________
None of his wrenches fit the bolts.
_________________________________
I get it. I get it!
_________________________________
-I know what needs to be done.
-Then do it!
_________________________________
What? No. I can't do it.
_________________________________
Nobody takes me seriously.
_________________________________
I know that now.
This ain't Radiator Springs.
_________________________________
Yes, it is.
_________________________________
Look, you're yourself
in Radiator Springs.
_________________________________
Be yourself here.
_________________________________
And if people aren't taking you
seriously,
_________________________________
then they need to change, not you.
_________________________________
I know that
because I was wrong before.
_________________________________
Now, you can do this. You're the bomb.
_________________________________
Thanks, buddy.
_________________________________
No, you're the actual bomb.
Now, let's go!
_________________________________
Oh, right. Hang on!
_________________________________
Where's he going?
_________________________________
-Computer!
-COMPUTER: Yes, Agent Mater?
_________________________________
I need that thing you done before
to get me away from McQueen!
_________________________________
Request acknowledged.
_________________________________
-Mater?
-Now I need you to do the chute!
_________________________________
The second kind, not the first!
_________________________________
COMPUTER: Deploying chute.
_________________________________
Who's winning the race?
_________________________________
-Back off! Back away!
-It's Lightning McQueen!
_________________________________
No, it's okay! Tell 'em, Mater. Explain.
_________________________________
Okay.
_________________________________
Somebody's been sabotaging
_________________________________
the racers and hurtin' the cars,
and I know who.
_________________________________
Oh, wait. Your Majesty.
_________________________________
Bomb! It's a bomb!
_________________________________
-Everybody, down!
-Back up! Move it!
_________________________________
(ALL CLAMORING)
_________________________________
Get off the stage! Move it!
_________________________________
Hold your fire! He can't disarm it!
_________________________________
Mater, I don't know what you're doing,
but stand down now.
_________________________________
This ain't nothing at all
like Radiator Springs.
_________________________________
Mater, just cut to the chase.
_________________________________
Okay. It's him.
_________________________________
What? Me? You've got to be crazy.
_________________________________
I figured it out when I realized
_________________________________
y'all attached this ticking time bomb
with Whitworth bolts –
_________________________________
the same bolts that hold together that
old British engine from the photograph.
_________________________________
-Holley! Show that picture.
-Okay.
_________________________________
I remembered what they say
about old British engines:
_________________________________
if there ain't no oil under 'em,
there ain't no oil in 'em.
_________________________________
What is he talking about?
_________________________________
It was you leaking oil
at the party in Japan.
_________________________________
You just blamed it on me.
_________________________________
Electric cars don't use oil, you twit.
_________________________________
Then you're fakin' it.
You didn't convert to no electric.
_________________________________
If we pop that hood,
we'll see that engine from that picture.
_________________________________
This lorry's crazy!
He's going to kill us all!
_________________________________
Stay away!
_________________________________
But Sir Axlerod created the race.
Why would he want to hurt anyone?
_________________________________
To make allinol look bad so
everybody'd go back to using oil.
_________________________________
He said it himself
with that disguised voice.
_________________________________
Disguised voice? What are you
talking about? You're nuts, you are!
_________________________________
This is going nowhere fast.
We really should go, Grandmother.
_________________________________
One moment, I'd like to see
where this is going.
_________________________________
Mater, he created allinol.
_________________________________
But what if he found that huge oil field
_________________________________
just as the world was trying to find
something else?
_________________________________
What if he came up with allinol
just to make alternative fuel look bad?
_________________________________
"What if?"
You're basing this on a "what if"?
_________________________________
-Okay, that's it.
-Lads, clear out.
_________________________________
Wait! Somebody save me!
The lorry's crazy!
_________________________________
-Keep away, you idiot!
-Mater!
_________________________________
-Mater!
-Someone do something!
_________________________________
You're insane, you are! Deactivate!
_________________________________
COMPUTER: Bomb deactivated.
Have a nice day, Sir Axlerod.
_________________________________
-The engine from the photo.
-It's a perfect match.
_________________________________
How did the tow truck figure it out?
_________________________________
It's official. You're coming to
all my races from now on.
_________________________________
Now you're talkin'!
_________________________________
(FANFARE)
_________________________________
Hyeeugh!
_________________________________
(GARBLED NOISES)
_________________________________
Mater, let's go. You're on.
_________________________________
Your Majesty, may I present
_________________________________
for the investiture of honorary
knighthood of the British Realm...
_________________________________
Tow Mater of Radiator Springs.
_________________________________
Go get 'em, buddy.
_________________________________
(WHIRRING)
_________________________________
I hereby dub thee Sir Tow Mater.
_________________________________
(CHEERING)
_________________________________
Sir? Shoot, you can just call me Mater,
Your Majesty.
_________________________________
I don't wanna hear none of this "sir"
business.
_________________________________
By the way, have y'all met each other?
_________________________________
Queen, McQueen. McQueen, Queen.
_________________________________
McQueen, McMissile. McMissile,
McQueen. Queen, McMissile.
_________________________________
(HORNS HONK)
_________________________________
MATER: So there we was,
my rocket jets going full blast,
_________________________________
McQueen hanging on for dear life
_________________________________
when suddenly them two nasty lemons
come out of nowheres, guns drawed.
_________________________________
We was goners.
_________________________________
But then, out of nowhere
this beautiful spy car
_________________________________
swoops in from the sky to save us!
_________________________________
That's a very entertaining story,
young man.
_________________________________
Oh, Minny, please. Come on!
_________________________________
None of this happened.
Rocket jets, flying spy cars.
_________________________________
No, you're quite right.
It does sound a bit far-fetched.
_________________________________
Holley! What are you doin' here?
_________________________________
Hello, Mater!
It's so good to see you again.
_________________________________
Finn!
_________________________________
Our satellites picked up
an urgent communique.
_________________________________
So you got-a my email.
_________________________________
Y'all is going to have a great time!
_________________________________
Everybody, this here's Finn McMissile.
He's a secret agent.
_________________________________
Don't tell nobody.
_________________________________
And this is Holley Shiftwell.
_________________________________
-She's...
-I'm Mater's girlfriend.
_________________________________
It's so nice to meet you all.
_________________________________
-(CLANG)
-Guido believe you now.
_________________________________
Whoa, honey.
You got a nasty dent there.
_________________________________
-Yeah.
-Was that from when you swooped in
_________________________________
and you saved them in London?
_________________________________
-Van!
-What? I'm just asking!
_________________________________
Don't you worry. My baby Ramone
can get that fixed up for you in no time.
_________________________________
Yeah, sure thing.
No problemo. Let me go get my tools.
_________________________________
Oh, no. I'm keeping that dent.
It's way too valuable.
_________________________________
A valuable dent?
She's as crazy as Mater.
_________________________________
Those two are perfect for each other.
_________________________________
There's one thing I still don't get.
_________________________________
The bad guys hit me with the beam
from the camera, right?
_________________________________
-So, why didn't I...
-Explode in a fiery inferno?
_________________________________
-Yeah.
-We couldn't figure that out, either.
_________________________________
Our investigation proved
that allinol was actually gasoline
_________________________________
and Axlerod engineered it so when it
got hit by the beam, it would explode.
_________________________________
Wait a second, Fillmore.
You said my fuel was safe!
_________________________________
If you're implying that I switched
that rot-gut excuse for alternative fuel
_________________________________
with my all-natural, sustainable,
organic biofuel
_________________________________
just because I never trusted Axlerod,
you're dead wrong, man!
_________________________________
It was him!
_________________________________
Once big oil, always big oil, man.
_________________________________
Tree-hugger.
_________________________________
The Radiator Springs Grand Prix
is about to begin.
_________________________________
All spectators, clear the starting line.
_________________________________
I can't wait to get rockin'.
This is gonna be wicked!
_________________________________
We should do this every year.
_________________________________
Yeah, I just figured we never found out
who the world's fastest car is.
_________________________________
Plus, no press, no trophy, just racing.
_________________________________
-The way I like it.
-Francesco likes it like this, too.
_________________________________
-Francesco, I'd like you to meet...
-Signorina Sally.
_________________________________
It is official.
_________________________________
Lightning McQueen
is the luckiest car in the world.
_________________________________
Why, thank you.
_________________________________
Which he will have to be to have
a chance against Francesco today!
_________________________________
See you at the finish line, Mc...
What is that?
_________________________________
Just something I had made up
for the occasion.
_________________________________
Is-a good, McQueen. Very funny.
_________________________________
Was-a funnier when I did it,
but it's-a very funny.
_________________________________
What are you going to do next?
Are you going to take off your fenders?
_________________________________
Try it. You'll like it.
_________________________________
So, he's not so good-looking.
_________________________________
-Yeah. Nice try.
-I'm serious!
_________________________________
That's why I love you, Sally.
_________________________________
-Wish me luck!
-You don't need it!
_________________________________
Ooh-hm!
That Francesco is fine-looking!
_________________________________
And those open wheels.
_________________________________
Ooh, I'm gonna have to go get myself
some coolant.
_________________________________
(ENGINES REV)
_________________________________
Go, Lightning!
_________________________________
-Go, Stickers!
-Right on, man!
_________________________________
-Go get 'em, tiger!
-Bravo, bravo!
_________________________________

-Go, Lightning, go!

-Go, McQueen! Whoo-hoo!

_________________________________
-(BLEEPING)

-Finn? Time to go.

_________________________________

Siddeley's gassed, geared
and ready to fly.

_________________________________

-You're leavin' already?

-We've got another mission.

_________________________________

Just stopped by here
to pick something up.

_________________________________

Somethin' tells me you're not
talkin' about souvenir bumper stickers.

_________________________________

Her Majesty asked for you personally,
Mater.

_________________________________

-But I told y'all before, I'm not a spy.

-We know.

_________________________________

Spy or not, you're still the smartest,
most honest chap we've ever met.

_________________________________

-Don't forget massively charming.

-Well, thanks.

_________________________________

But as much fun as it was
hangin' with y'all, this...

_________________________________

-(ALL SHOUT EXCITEDLY)

-This is home.

_________________________________

That's all right. We understand.
But I'll be back.

_________________________________

You still owe me that first date.

_________________________________

If there's ever anything I can do for you,
just let me know.

_________________________________

Well, I sure appreciate that. Thank you.

_________________________________

Actually, there is one thing.

_________________________________

Whoo-hoo! (LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Whoo! I'll be doggone!
_________________________________

(SIGHS AND GASPS)
_________________________________

Whoa, whoa, whoa!
_________________________________

Thanks, Mater!
_________________________________

Ha-ha-ha! Whoo!
_________________________________

Impossible!
_________________________________

-Ha-ha!

-Mater!
_________________________________

Check it out.
They let me keep the rockets.

_________________________________

I'll see you at the finish line, buddy!
_________________________________

Not if I see you first!
_________________________________

Yippee!
_________________________________

_________________________________

Ooh, I thought you guys

only grew carrots.
_________________________________

Mmm. What's your plan?
_________________________________

We are gonna follow the Night Howlers.
_________________________________

Okay. How?
_________________________________

Know this guy?
_________________________________

Uh-huh. I told you. I know everybody.
_________________________________

(DUKE WEASELTON CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Well, hello! Step right up.

Anything you need, I got it.
_________________________________

All your favorite movies!
_________________________________

I've got movies that haven't

even been released yet.
_________________________________

Hey, 15% off! 20!

Make me an offer! Come on!
_________________________________

Well, well, look who it is.

The duke of bootleg.
_________________________________

What's it to you, Wilde?
_________________________________

Shouldn't you be melting down

a popsicle or something?
_________________________________

Hey, if it isn't Flopsy the Copsy.
_________________________________

We both know those

weren't moldy onions...
_________________________________

I caught you stealing.
_________________________________

What were you gonna do with...
_________________________________

those Night Howlers, Wezzleton?
_________________________________

It's Weaselton! Duke Weaselton!
_________________________________

And I ain't talking, rabbit.
_________________________________

And there ain't nothing

you can do to make me.
_________________________________

Ice him.
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

You dirty rat!
_________________________________

Why are you helping her? She's a cop!
_________________________________

And the godmother

to my future granddaughter.
_________________________________

I'm gonna name her Judy.
_________________________________

-Oh!

-(MR. BIG LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Ice this weasel.
_________________________________

(YELPS) All right, all right, please!

I'll talk. I'll talk.
_________________________________

I stole the Night Howlers

so I could sell 'em.
_________________________________

They offered me what I couldn't refuse.
_________________________________

Money.
_________________________________

And to whom did you sell them?
_________________________________

A ram named Doug.
_________________________________

We got a drop spot underground.
_________________________________

Just watch it.
_________________________________

Doug is the opposite of friendly.
_________________________________

He's unfriendly.

_________________________________

(RUMBLING)
_________________________________
JUDY: (WHISPERS) Come on.

_________________________________

The weasel wasn't lying.
_________________________________

Yeah, it looks like old Doug's cornered...
_________________________________

the market on Night Howlers.
_________________________________

(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)

_________________________________

(CELL PHONE RINGING)
_________________________________

You got Doug here.
_________________________________

What's the mark?
_________________________________

Cheetah in Sahara Square. Got it.
_________________________________

You serious? Yeah, I know they're fast.
_________________________________

I can hit him.
_________________________________

Listen, I hit a tiny little otter...
_________________________________

through the open window

of a moving car.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(SNARLING)
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

(GROWLING)
_________________________________
DOUG: Yeah, I'll buzz you

when it's done.
_________________________________

Or you'll see it on the news.
_________________________________

You know, whichever comes first.
_________________________________

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
_________________________________
JESSE: Hey, Doug, open up!

We've got your latte.
_________________________________

All right, Woolter and Jesse

are back, so I'm leaving now.
_________________________________

Out.
_________________________________

(WHISPERING) Hey. Where

are you going? Get back here!
_________________________________

What are you doing?

He's gonna see you!
_________________________________

-(BEEPING)

-What are you looking at? Hey!
_________________________________

Whatever you're thinking,

stop thinking it. Carrots!
_________________________________

Carrots!

_________________________________
DOUG: It better have

the extra foam this time.
_________________________________

(JUDY GRUNTS)
_________________________________
JESSE: Hey! Open up!

_________________________________

What are you doing?

You just trapped us in here.
_________________________________

We need to get this

evidence to the ZPD!
_________________________________

Okay. Great! Here it is. Got it!
_________________________________

-No. All of it!

-Wait, what?

_________________________________

Oh, great, you're a conductor now, huh?
_________________________________

Hey. Listen. It would take a miracle...
_________________________________

to get this rust-bucket going.
_________________________________

(WHEELS CREAKING)
_________________________________

Well. Hallelujah.
_________________________________

We kinda got a situation at the lab.
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-It just got worse!
_________________________________

(PANTING)

_________________________________
NICK: Mission accomplished.

_________________________________

Would it be premature for me...
_________________________________

to do a little victory toot-toot?
_________________________________

All right. One toot-toot.
_________________________________

(HORN TOOTING)
_________________________________

Well, I can cross that

off the bucket list.

_________________________________

(THUDDING)
_________________________________

(NICK YELPING)
_________________________________

I may have to rescind

that victory toot-toot.
_________________________________

(THUDDING)
_________________________________

Maybe that's just hail.

_________________________________

Come here!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Back off! Oh!
_________________________________

-(STRAINING)

-(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

Incoming!
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

Carrots!
_________________________________

Don't stop! Keep going!
_________________________________

No, stop. Please stop!
_________________________________

Do not stop this car!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

-NICK: Oh!

-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(TRAIN HORN BLOWING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Speed up, Nick! Speed up!
_________________________________

There's another train coming!
_________________________________

Trust me. Speed up!
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

Stop the train!
_________________________________

-(SCREAMING)

-JUDY: Hey!
_________________________________

Need some help? (GRUNTS)
_________________________________
NICK: Oh, no, no, no!

Too fast! Too fast!
_________________________________

Hold on!
_________________________________

Ahh!
_________________________________

(JUDY GASPS)
_________________________________

I think this is our stop!
_________________________________

(BOTH GROANING)
_________________________________

(JUDY YELPS)
_________________________________

Okay, maybe some

of the evidence survived.
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

Everything is gone.
_________________________________

We've lost it all.
_________________________________
NICK: Yeah...

_________________________________

Oh, except for this.
_________________________________

-(LAUGHS) Ow.

-Ooh, Nick! Yes!
_________________________________

Come on! We gotta get to the ZPD.
_________________________________

Cut through

the Natural History Museum!

_________________________________

(JUDY PANTS)
_________________________________

There it is.
_________________________________
BELLWETHER: Judy!

_________________________________

Judy!
_________________________________

Mayor Bellwether!
_________________________________

We found out what's happening.
_________________________________

Someone's darting

predators with a serum.
_________________________________

That's what's making them go savage.
_________________________________

I'm so proud of you, Judy.

You did just a super job!
_________________________________

Thank you, ma'am. (EXHALES)
_________________________________

How did you know where to find us?
_________________________________

I'll go ahead and

I'll take that case now.
_________________________________

Uh, you know what?
_________________________________

I think Nick and I will just

take this to the ZPD.
_________________________________

(NECK CRACKING)
_________________________________

BOTH: Run.
_________________________________

Get them.
_________________________________

Ahh!
_________________________________

Carrots!
_________________________________

-(GROANS)

-I got you!
_________________________________

Come here, come here.
_________________________________

Okay, now just relax.
_________________________________

Whoops... Blueberry?
_________________________________

Pass.
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________
BELLWETHER: Come on out, Judy.

_________________________________

(WHISPERS) Take the case.
_________________________________

Get it to Bogo.
_________________________________

I'm not gonna leave you

behind. That's not happening.
_________________________________

I can't walk.
_________________________________

Just... We'll think of something.
_________________________________
BELLWETHER: We're on

the same team, Judy.
_________________________________

Underestimated, underappreciated.

_________________________________
Aren't you sick of it?
_________________________________

Predators.

They may be strong and loud...
_________________________________

but prey outnumber predators 10 to 1.
_________________________________

(SNAPS FINGERS)
_________________________________

Think of it.
_________________________________

90% of the population...
_________________________________

united against a common enemy.
_________________________________

We'll be unstoppable.
_________________________________

(GROWLS)
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

(METALLIC CLATTER)
_________________________________

Over there!
_________________________________

(BOTH PANTING)
_________________________________

Help!
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(BOTH GROAN)
_________________________________

(BELLWETHER LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Well, you should have just stayed...
_________________________________

on the carrot farm, huh?
_________________________________

It really is too bad.

I... I did like you.
_________________________________

What are you gonna do? Kill me?
_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

No, of course not.
_________________________________

He is.
_________________________________

-(GROANS)

-No! Oh, Nick!
_________________________________

Yes, police! There's a savage fox...
_________________________________

in the Natural History Museum!
_________________________________

Officer Hopps is down! Please, hurry.
_________________________________

No, Nick, don't do this. Fight it.
_________________________________

Oh, but he can't help it. Can he?
_________________________________

Since preds are just biologically...
_________________________________

predisposed to be savages.
_________________________________

(NICK GROWLING)
_________________________________

(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(BELLWETHER LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Gosh. Think of the headline!
_________________________________

"Hero cop killed by savage fox."
_________________________________

So that's it? Prey fears predator...
_________________________________

and you stay in power?
_________________________________

Yeah, pretty much.
_________________________________

It won't work!
_________________________________

Fear always works.
_________________________________

And I'll dart every predator...
_________________________________

in Zootopia to keep it that way.

_________________________________

-(NICK SNARLING)

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

Oh, Nick.
_________________________________

No.
_________________________________

(BELLWETHER LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Bye-bye, bunny.

_________________________________

(SHRIEKING)
_________________________________

Bleh...
_________________________________

Blood! Blood! Blood and death.
_________________________________

All right, you know you're milking it.
_________________________________

Besides, I think we got it.

I think we got it.
_________________________________

We got it up there,

thank you, Yakety-yak.
_________________________________

You laid it all out beautifully.
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________

Yeah... Oh, are you

looking for the serum?
_________________________________

Well, it's right here.
_________________________________

What you've got in the weapon there?
_________________________________

Those are blueberries.

From my family's farm.
_________________________________

(BLOWS KISS)
_________________________________

They are delicious.

You should try some.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS) I framed Lionheart.

I can frame you, too.
_________________________________

It's my word against yours.
_________________________________

-Ooh, actually...

-(TAPE REWINDING)
_________________________________
BELLWETHER: And

I'll dart every predator...
_________________________________

in Zootopia to keep it that way.
_________________________________

it's your word against yours.
_________________________________

It's called a hustle, sweetheart. Boom.
_________________________________

(GASPING)

_________________________________

Former mayor, Dawn Bellwether

is behind bars today...
_________________________________

guilty of masterminding

the savage attacks...
_________________________________

that have plagued Zootopia of late.
_________________________________

Her predecessor, Leodore Lionheart...
_________________________________

denies any knowledge of her plot...
_________________________________

claiming he was just trying

to protect the city.
_________________________________

Did I falsely imprison those animals?
_________________________________

Well, yes. Yes, I did.
_________________________________

It was a classic

"doing the wrong thing...
_________________________________

"for the right reason" kind of a deal.
_________________________________

In related news, doctors say...
_________________________________

the Night Howlers' antidote

is proving effective...
_________________________________

in rehabilitating

the afflicted predators.
_________________________________

Emmitt.
_________________________________

(GASPS) Oh, Emmitt.
_________________________________

Thank you.
_________________________________

_________________________________

I am Moana of Motunui.

_________________________________

Aboard my boat...

_________________________________

I will sail across the sea...

_________________________________

and restore the heart of Te Fiti.

_________________________________

_________________________________

People of Agrabah,

_________________________________

my daughter has finally

chosen a suitor.

_________________________________

-(CROWD CHEERING)

-ALADDIN: Jasmine.

_________________________________

Ali, where have you been?

_________________________________

Jasmine, there's something

I got to tell you.

_________________________________

The whole kingdom's turned out

for Father's announcement.

_________________________________

No. But, Jasmine, listen to me, please.

_________________________________

-You don't understand...

-Good luck.

_________________________________

-SULTAN: Ali Ababwa!

-(CHEERING)

_________________________________

Oh, boy.

_________________________________

(CHEERING)

_________________________________

Look at them,

cheering that little pipsqueak.

_________________________________

Let them cheer.

_________________________________

You know, AI, I'm getting really...

_________________________________

I don't think you're him.

Tonight, the part of AI

_________________________________

will be played by a tall, dark

and sinister ugly man.

_________________________________

-I am your master now.

-I was afraid of that.

_________________________________

Genie, grant me my first wish.

_________________________________

I wish to rule on high as sultan.

_________________________________

-Whoa!

-Bless my soul.

_________________________________

What is this? What's going on?

_________________________________

Oh, my goodness, what's happening?

_________________________________

Father.

_________________________________

(CACKLING)

_________________________________

Jafar, you vile betrayer.

_________________________________

That's Sultan Vile Betrayer to you.

_________________________________

Oh, yeah? We'll just see about that.

_________________________________

-(GASPS) The lamp.

-(JAFAR LAUGHS)

_________________________________

Finders keepers, Abubu.

_________________________________

(WHISTLES)

_________________________________

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

_________________________________

Genie, no!

_________________________________

Sorry, kid. I got a new master now.

_________________________________

Jafar, I order you to stop.

_________________________________

Ah, but there's a new order now.

_________________________________

My order.

_________________________________

Finally, you will bow to me.

_________________________________

We will never bow to you.

_________________________________

Why am I not surprised?

_________________________________

If you won't bow before a sultan,

_________________________________

then you will cower before a sorcerer!

_________________________________

Genie, my second wish...

_________________________________

I wish to be the most powerful sorcerer

in the world!

_________________________________

-(JAFAR LAUGHS MANIACALLY)

-Genie, stop!

_________________________________

Ladies and gentlemen,

_________________________________

a warm Agrabah welcome

for Sorcerer Jafar!

_________________________________

Now, where were we?

_________________________________

Ah, yes. Abject humiliation.

_________________________________

-Down, boy.

-(MEOWS)

_________________________________

Oh, Princess.

_________________________________

There's someone

I'm dying to introduce you to.

_________________________________

Jafar. Get your hands off her.

_________________________________

(SINGING) Prince Ali

Yes, it is he

_________________________________

But not as you know him

_________________________________

Read my lips

And come to grips with reality

_________________________________

Yes, meet a blast from yourpast

_________________________________

Whose lies were too good to last

_________________________________

Say hello

To your precious Prince Ali

_________________________________

Or should we say Aladdin?

_________________________________

Ali?

_________________________________

Jasmine, I tried to tell you. I'm just...

_________________________________

So Ali turns out to be

Merely Aladdin

_________________________________

Just a con, need I go on

_________________________________

Take it from me

_________________________________

His personality flaws

_________________________________

Give me adequate cause

_________________________________

To send him packing

On a one-way trip

_________________________________

Genie!

_________________________________

So his prospects

Take a terminal dip

_________________________________

His assets frozen, the venue chosen

Is the ends of the Earth, whoopee!

_________________________________

-So long!

-Good-bye, see ya.

_________________________________

Ex-Prince Ali

_________________________________

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

_________________________________

(WIND HOWLING)

_________________________________

(SHIVERING)

_________________________________

Abu.

_________________________________

Abu!

_________________________________

(ABU WHIMPERING)

_________________________________

Oh, this is all my fault.

_________________________________

I should have freed the genie

when I had the chance.

_________________________________

-Abu. Are you okay?

-(TEETH CHATTERING) Mmm-hmm.

_________________________________

I'm sorry, Abu.

_________________________________

I made a mess of everything.

_________________________________

Somehow, I gotta go back

and set things right.

_________________________________

Carpet.

_________________________________

-(ABU CHITTERS)

-(ALADDIN STRAINS)

_________________________________

Abu, start digging.

_________________________________

(FRANTIC PANTING)

_________________________________

That's it.

_________________________________

Yeah! All right!

_________________________________

(WHINES)

_________________________________

Now, back to Agrabah. Let's go.

_________________________________

-IAGO: Puppet ruler want a cracker?

-(SULTAN MOANING)

_________________________________

Here's your cracker. Shove them

all the way down your throat.

_________________________________

Here. Have lots.

_________________________________

Stop it. Jafar, leave him alone.

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________

It pains me to see you

reduced to this, Jasmine.

_________________________________

A beautiful desert bloom

such as yourself

_________________________________

should be on the arm of the most

powerful man in the world.

_________________________________

What do you say, my dear?

_________________________________

Why, with you as my queen...

_________________________________

-Never.

-(ENRAGED GROWL)

_________________________________

I'll teach you some respect.

_________________________________

(GASPING)

_________________________________

No. Genie.

_________________________________

I have decided to make my final wish.

_________________________________

I wish for Princess Jasmine

_________________________________

to fall desperately in love with me.

_________________________________

Te Kā can't follow us into the water.

_________________________________

We make it past the barrier islands...

_________________________________

we make it to Te Fiti.

_________________________________

None of which you understand...

_________________________________

-because you are a chicken.

-(CLUCKING)
_________________________________

_________________________________

Ah, Master, there are a few addendas,

some quid pro quos...

_________________________________

Don't talk back to me, you big blue lout.

_________________________________

You will do what I order you to do, slave.

_________________________________

JASMINE: Jafar.

_________________________________

I never realised how

incredibly handsome you are.

_________________________________

Mmm. That's better.

_________________________________

Now, pussycat,

_________________________________

tell me more about myself.

_________________________________

You're tall, dark,

_________________________________

well dressed...

_________________________________

AI. AI, little buddy.

_________________________________

Shh.

_________________________________

AI, I can't help you.

_________________________________

I work for Señor Psychopath now.

What are you gonna do?

_________________________________

Hey, I'm a street rat, remember?

I'll improvise.

_________________________________

JASMINE: Cute little gaps

between your teeth.

_________________________________

Go on.

_________________________________

And your beard is so twisted.

_________________________________

-You've stolen my heart.

-(GASPING) Jafar...

_________________________________

-(IAGO MUMBLING)

-And the street rat?

_________________________________

What street rat?

_________________________________

-(CLATTERING)

-(GASPING)

_________________________________

(GASPING)

_________________________________

BOTH: Yech!

_________________________________

_________________________________

(ROARING)

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

(YELPS)

_________________________________

No!

_________________________________

Heihei! No, no, no!

_________________________________

Nice work!

_________________________________

Te Fiti.

_________________________________

(COUGHING)

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

_________________________________

That was...

_________________________________

You!

_________________________________

How many times

do I have to kill you, boy?

_________________________________

Get the lamp.

_________________________________

No!

_________________________________

Ah, ah, ah, Princess. Your time is up.

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________

Jasmine.

_________________________________

Oh, nice shot, Jaf...

_________________________________

Don't toy with me.

_________________________________

Abu!

_________________________________

JAFAR: Things are unravelling

fast now, boy.

_________________________________

(JAFAR LAUGHING)

_________________________________

Get the point?

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

(STRAINING)

_________________________________

I'm just getting warmed up.

_________________________________

Are you afraid to fight me yourself,

you cowardly snake?

_________________________________

A snake, am I?

_________________________________

Perhaps you'd like to see

how snakelike I can be.

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

(SINGING)

Rick 'em, rack 'em, rock 'em, rake

_________________________________

Stick that sword into that snake

_________________________________

You stay out of this.

_________________________________

Jafar, Jafar, he's our man.

If he can't do it... Great!

_________________________________

JASMINE: Aladdin.

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

Jasmine, hang on.

_________________________________

(LAUGHING) You little fool.

_________________________________

You thought you could defeat

the most powerful being on Earth.

_________________________________

Squeeze him, Jafar.

Squeeze him like a... Awk!

_________________________________

Without the genie, boy, you're nothing.

_________________________________

The genie. The genie.

_________________________________

The genie has more power

than you'll ever have.

_________________________________

What?

_________________________________

He gave you your power.

He can take it away.

_________________________________

AI, what are you doing?

Why are you bringing me into this?

_________________________________

Face it, Jafar.

You're still just second best.

_________________________________

You're right.

_________________________________

His power does exceed my own.

_________________________________

But not for long.

_________________________________

_________________________________

(EAGLE SCREECHING)

_________________________________

Maui!

_________________________________

You came back.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

But your hook.

_________________________________

One more hit and...

_________________________________

Te Kā's gotta catch me first.

_________________________________

(TE KĀ ROARING)

_________________________________

I got your back, Chosen One.

_________________________________

Go save the world.

_________________________________

Maui.

_________________________________

Thank you.

_________________________________

You're welcome.

_________________________________

Cheeeehoooo!

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

Hot-hot-hot, hot-hot-hot!

_________________________________

Hey, Te Kā!

_________________________________

Shark head!

_________________________________

Cheeeehoooo!

_________________________________

(GROANS)

_________________________________

Moana!

_________________________________

Get the heart to the spiral!
_________________________________

_________________________________

The boy is crazy.

He's a little punch-drunk.

_________________________________

One too many hits with the snake.

_________________________________

Slave, I make my third wish.

_________________________________

I wish to be an all-powerful genie!

_________________________________

All right, your wish is my command.

Way to go, AI.

_________________________________

Yes.

_________________________________

Yes!

_________________________________

The power.

_________________________________

-(JAFAR LAUGHS)

-(JASMINE COUGHS)

_________________________________

The absolute power!

_________________________________

-What have you done?

-Trust me.

_________________________________

_________________________________

Te Fiti...

_________________________________

it's gone.

_________________________________

MAUI: Te Kā!

_________________________________

(SHOUTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
_________________________________

_________________________________

The universe is mine to command,

to control!

_________________________________

Not so fast, Jafar.

Aren't you forgetting something?

_________________________________

-Huh?

-You wanted to be a genie, you got it.

_________________________________

What?

_________________________________

And everything that goes with it.

_________________________________

-No! No!

-I'm gettin' out of here.

_________________________________

ALADDIN:

Phenomenal cosmic powers...

_________________________________

You're the genie. I don't want...

_________________________________

Itty bitty living space.

_________________________________

AI, you little genius, you.

_________________________________

_________________________________

Let her come to me.

_________________________________

(ROARING)

_________________________________

I have crossed the horizon to find you

_________________________________

I know your name

_________________________________

They have stolen the

heart from inside you

_________________________________

But this does not define you

_________________________________

This is not who you are

_________________________________

You know who you are

_________________________________

Who you truly are.

_________________________________

Te Fiti!

_________________________________

(HEIHEI SCREECHING)

_________________________________

The chicken lives.
_________________________________

_________________________________

-Ahh!

-(MEOWS)
_________________________________

_________________________________

JAFAR: Get your blasted beak

out of my face.

_________________________________

-IAGO: Oh, shut up, you moron.

-Don't tell me to shut up.

_________________________________

Allow me.

_________________________________

Ten thousand years in a

Cave of Wonders ought to chill him out.

_________________________________

(IAGO YELLING INDISTINCTLY)

_________________________________

JAFAR: Shut up!

_________________________________

_________________________________

I'm sorry about your hook.

_________________________________

Well, hook, no hook...

_________________________________

I'm Maui.

_________________________________

(GASPS) Te Fiti!

_________________________________

(LAUGHING SHEEPISHLY)

_________________________________

Hey, I mean, how you been?

_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT)

_________________________________

Look, what I did was...

_________________________________

wrong.

_________________________________

I have no excuse.

_________________________________

I'm sorry.

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

You know, it'd be rude to refuse

a gift from a goddess.

_________________________________

Cheeeehoooo!

_________________________________

Thank you.

_________________________________

Your kind gesture is

deeply appreciated.

_________________________________

Cheeeehoooo.

_________________________________

Gonna miss you, drumstick.

_________________________________

You could come with us, you know.

_________________________________

My people are going to need

a master wayfinder.

_________________________________

They already have one.

_________________________________

See you out there, Maui.

_________________________________

See you out there, Moana.

_________________________________

Cheeeehoooo!
_________________________________

_________________________________

Jasmine...

_________________________________

I'm sorry I lied to you

about being a prince.

_________________________________
I know why you did.

_________________________________

Well, I guess this is good-bye?

_________________________________

Oh, that stupid law. This isn't fair.

_________________________________

I love you.

_________________________________

(SNIFFLES) AI, no problem.

You've still got one wish left.

_________________________________

Just say the word

and you're a prince again.

_________________________________

But, Genie, what about your freedom?

_________________________________

Hey, it's only an eternity of servitude.

_________________________________

This is love.

_________________________________

AI, you're not gonna find another girl

like her in a million years.

_________________________________

Believe me, I know. I've looked.

_________________________________

Jasmine, I do love you,

_________________________________

but I got to stop pretending

to be something I'm not.

_________________________________

I understand.

_________________________________

Genie, I wish for your freedom.

_________________________________

One bona fide

prince pedigree coming up.

_________________________________

-What?

 Genie, you're free.

_________________________________

I'm free. I'm free.

_________________________________

Quick. Quick.

Wish for something outrageous.

_________________________________

Say, "I want the Nile."

Wish for the Nile. Try that.

_________________________________

-Uh, I wish for the Nile.

-No way!

_________________________________

(LAUGHING GLEEFULLY)

_________________________________

Oh, does that feel good! Oh!

_________________________________

I'm free! I'm free at last!

_________________________________

I'm hittin' the road.

I'm off to see the world. I'm...

_________________________________

Genie, I'm...

_________________________________

I'm gonna miss you.

_________________________________

Me, too, AI. (SNIFFLES)

_________________________________
No matter what anybody says,

_________________________________

you'll always be a prince to me.

_________________________________

That's right.

_________________________________

You've certainly proven your worth

as far as I'm concerned.

_________________________________

It's that law that's the problem.

_________________________________

-Father?

-Well, am I sultan or am I sultan?

_________________________________

From this day forth,

_________________________________

the princess shall marry

whomever she deems worthy.

_________________________________

Him. I choose...

_________________________________

I choose you, Aladdin.

_________________________________

Call me AI.

_________________________________

Oh, all of you, come over here.

Big group hug.

_________________________________

Group hug.

_________________________________

Mind if I kiss the monkey?

_________________________________

Ooh, hairball.

_________________________________

Well, I can't do any more damage

around this popsicle stand.

_________________________________

I'm outta here!

_________________________________

Bye-bye, you two crazy lovebirds!

_________________________________

Hey, Rugman, ciao. I'm history.

_________________________________

No, I'm mythology.

_________________________________

I don't care what I am. I'm free!

_________________________________

_________________________________

Mom! Dad!

_________________________________

Moana!

_________________________________

I may have gone

a little ways past the reef.

_________________________________

It suits you.

_________________________________
MALE VILLAGER: She's back!

_________________________________

-FEMALE VILLAGER: Moana!

-(PUA SQUEALING)

_________________________________

MOANA: Pua!

_________________________________
Moana!

_________________________________

Welcome home!

_________________________________

(VILLAGERS CHEERING)
_________________________________

_________________________________
JUDY: When I was a kid...

_________________________________

I thought Zootopia

was this perfect place.
_________________________________

Where everyone got along

and anyone could be anything.
_________________________________

Turns out...
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real life is a little bit

more complicated...
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than a slogan on a bumper sticker.
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Real life is messy.
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We all have limitations.

We all make mistakes.
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Which means, hey, glass half full...
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we all have a lot in common.
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And the more we try

to understand one another...
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the more exceptional

each of us will be.
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But we have to try.
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So, no matter what type

of animal you are...
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From the biggest elephant...
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to our first fox...
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I implore you... Try.
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Try to make the world a better place.
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Look inside yourself...
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and recognize that change...
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starts with you.
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It starts with me.
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It starts with all of us.
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(ALL CHEERING)
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