Disney PhilharMagic Fantasia of Spring & Summer (2019) subtitles part 2

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Forky, look.

Bonnie's right over there.
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(GASPS) Hurry!
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-(CHUCKLES)
-(FORKY PANTING)
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FORKY: Whoo!
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Huh? Woody?
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Bo?
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Woody?
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Aren't we going to Bonnie?
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I know, I know. But my friend
might be in there.
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Friend?
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Oh, a friend, uh...
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Well, a friend is...
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Well, a friend is like you and me.

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-Trash?

-Trash, like... Yes.
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And I'm very worried
that she might be lost.

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But, Woody,

Bonnie's right there.
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Yeah, we'll have you back

before she wakes up. Come on.
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(WOODY GRUNTING)
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WOODY: Bo?
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FORKY: Bo?
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Bo?
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Bo?
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-WOODY: Bo?

-Bo?
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WOODY: Bo?
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FORKY: Bo.
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Bo, Bo, Bo...
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(FORKY BLABBERING)
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-WOODY: Bo?

-Bo?
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(FORKY CONTINUES BLABBERING)
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Can we go back to Bonnie now?
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I don't see your friend.
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Yeah, okay.
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She's not in here.
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Come on, let's go.
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(WHEELS SQUEAKING)
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-(GASPS)
-(FORKY EXCLAIMS)
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Is that Bo?
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(BOTH EXCLAIM)
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Uh... (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

Hey, howdy.
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Hey there.
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Uh, sorry to bother you,
but...
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GABBY GABBY: Why,

you're not a bother at all.
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We were just out
for my early morning stroll.

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And look... (GIGGLES)
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we met you!
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My name is Gabby Gabby.
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And this is my very good friend Benson.

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Oh, uh, Woody.

Pleasure to meet you.
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Well, it's nice to meet you,

Woody. And you are...?
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This is Forky.
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I'm trash.
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(STAMMERS) Our kid made him.
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Kid? Toys around here don't have kids.

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Are you two lost?
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Lost? (CHUCKLES) No, no.
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But we are looking for a lost toy.

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She's a figurine. Used to be

on that lamp in the window?
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Name's Bo Peep?
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Bo Peep?
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-Oh, yes, I know Bo.

-You do?
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Hop on in.

We'll take you to her.
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Oh, you don't have to do that.
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Well, okay.
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(WOODY GROANS)
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Benson, be careful with our new friends.

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Wow, what service.
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(OLD JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
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Uh... (CLEARS THROAT)

Thank you for your help.
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I haven't seen Bo in years.
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May I ask, when were you made?
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Me? Uh...
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I'm not sure. Late '50s?
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(GASPS) Me, too!
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Gee, I wonder if we were made

in the same factory.
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Wouldn't that be something?
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I gotta say,

you are in great condition.
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Well, I try to stay active.
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And look at that,

you have a voice box like me.
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Benson, show him.
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Oh, that's really not necessary.

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VOICE BOX: I'm Gabby Gabby
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(DISTORTED) and I love you.

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Wow, you need to fix that.
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My record works just fine.
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It's the voice box that's broken.

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Does yours still work?
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Hey!
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VOICE BOX:
There's a snake in my boot!

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Listen to that!

Let's see it.
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I bet it's the same type.
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(STAMMERS) No, thanks,

mine's sewn inside.
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Is Bo around here?

Because we need...
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(CLOCK CHIMING)
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GABBY GABBY: Oh.
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The store is about to open.
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Don't worry, we'll take you

where no one will see us.
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Oh, no. We can't stay.
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(GIGGLES) Yes, you can.
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(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
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(FORKY WHIMPERS)
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We gotta go.
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You can't leave yet.

You have what I need.
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Right inside there.
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MARGARET: Returned that lamp

the next day.
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HARMONY'S MOM:
You're kidding me!
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HARMONY: Mom, can we go

to the park now?
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Harmony!
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(WOODY YELLS)
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Stop him, please.
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(PANTING)
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(STRAINING)
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(GRUNTS)
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What's going on?
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(FORKY WHIMPERING)
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Come on! Let's go!
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He's coming, he's coming!

I see him!
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Forky? We got to get out of...
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Woody!
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(GASPS)
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VOICE BOX: I'd like

to join your posse, boys.

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But first, I'm gonna sing

a little song.

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Grandma, look what I found.
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-Can I take it to the park?

-Sure.
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Mom, she has enough toys
from the store.

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Oh, it's fine.

Nobody buys the toys anyway.
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(GIGGLES) Thanks, Grandma!
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-VOICE BOX: Yee-haw!

-(GIGGLES)
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Mom, can we go to the carnival?

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HARMONY'S MOM: We're going

to the park.
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Maybe later, sweetie.

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(BREATHES DEEPLY)
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Okay.
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Huh.
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(SQUEAKING)
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Huh? What...
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(GRUNTING)
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FLYNN: Is this hair?

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Struggling... Struggling is pointless.
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Huh?
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(RAPUNZEL CLAMBERING DOWN)
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I know why you're here,

and I'm not afraid of you.
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What?
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Who are you?

And how did you find me?
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(STAMMERING SOFTLY)
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(ENUNCIATING) Who are you,

and how did you find me?
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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I know not who you are,

nor how I came to find you.
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But may I just say...
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Hi.
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How you doing?

The name's Flynn Rider.
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How's your day going? Huh?
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(GRUNTS IN CONFUSION)
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Who else knows my location,

Flynn Rider?
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-All right, blondie.

-Rapunzel.
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Gesundheit. Here's the deal.
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I was in a situation,

gallivanting through the forest.
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I came across your tower and...
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Oh! Oh, no.
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Where is my satchel?
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I've hidden it.

Somewhere you'll never find it.
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It's in that pot, isn't it?
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(CLANGING)
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(GROANING)
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Huh?
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(EXCLAIMS) Would you stop that?
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Now it's hidden

where you'll never find it.
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So, what do you want with my hair?

To cut it?
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-What?

-Sell it?
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No! Listen, the only thing

I want to do with your hair
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is to get out of it, literally.
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You...
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Wait. You don't want my hair?
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Why on earth would I want your hair?
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Look, I was being chased,

I saw a tower, I climbed it.
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End of story.
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(STAMMERING) You're telling the truth?
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Yes!
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Hmm.
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(GROWLING)
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(GROWLING)
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(SQUEAKING)
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(WHISPERING) I know.

I need someone to take me.
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-(SQUEAKING)

-I think he's telling the truth, too.
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He doesn't have fangs.

But what choice do I have?
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(SIGHS)
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Okay, Flynn Rider,

I'm prepared to offer you a deal.
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-Deal?

-Look this way.
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(EXCLAIMING)
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Do you know what these are?
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You mean the lantern thing

they do for the princess?
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Lanterns? I knew they weren't stars.
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Well, tomorrow evening,
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they will light the night sky

with these lanterns.
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You will act as my guide,

take me to these lanterns,
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and return me home safely.
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Then, and only then,

will I return your satchel to you.
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That is my deal.
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Yeah.
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(GRUNTING)
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No can do.
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Unfortunately the kingdom and I

aren't exactly simpatico at the moment,
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so I won't be taking you anywhere.
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Something brought you here,

Flynn Rider.
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Call it what you will,
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-fate, destiny...

-A horse.
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So I have made the decision

to trust you.
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A horrible decision, really.
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But trust me when I tell you this.
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You can tear this tower apart

brick by brick,
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but without my help, you will never find

your precious satchel.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Let me get this straight.
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I take you to see the lanterns,

bring you back home,
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and you'll give me back my satchel?
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I promise.
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And when I promise something,

I never, ever break that promise.
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-Ever.

-(SQUEAKS IN AGREEMENT)
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All right, listen.

I didn't want to have to do this,
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but you leave me no choice.
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Here comes the smolder.
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This is kind of an off day for me.

This doesn't normally happen.
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Fine! I'll take you to see the lanterns.
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Really?
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Oops.
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(GASPING) You broke my smolder.
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(GRUNTING)
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Are you coming, blondie?
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(SINGING) Look at the world so close
And I'm halfway to it
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Look at it all so big
Do I even dare
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Look at me, there at last
I just have to do it

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Should I? No

Here I go

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(GRUNTS)
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(CHUCKLES)
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(LAUGHING)
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(LAUGHING)
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Just smell the grass, the dirt

Just like I dreamed they'd be
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Just feel that summer breeze

The way it's calling me
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(GASPS)
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For, like, the first time ever
I'm completely free

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I could go running and racing
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And dancing and chasing

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And leaping and bounding
Hair flying, heart pounding

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And splashing and reeling
and finally feeling

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That's when my life begins

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I can't believe I did this!
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(GASPS) I can't believe I did this.
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(LAUGHING) I can't believe I did this!
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Mother would be so furious.
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But that's okay. What she doesn't know

won't kill her, right?
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(CRYING) Oh, my gosh!

This would kill her.
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This is so fun!
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I am a horrible daughter.

I'm going back.
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(LAUGHING) I am never going back!
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I am a despicable human being!
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(WHOOPING)
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Best day ever!
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(BIRDS CHIRPING)
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Any sign of Woody?
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-I don't see him!

-Shh!
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(BONNIE MOANING)
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JESSIE: Maybe we should

have gone with the fork.
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The spoon is safer.
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Mmm.
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(ALL GASP)
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(YAWNS)
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(GASPS) Forky?
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Where's Forky?
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(WHIMPERS) Mom! Dad!
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-What's wrong, honey?

-BONNIE'S MOM: Are you okay?
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I can't find Forky!

He's missing!
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Oh, Bonnie,

it'll be all right.
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I'm sure he's here somewhere.
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You know,

if you don't find him,
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you can make a new one.
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No! There's only one Forky!
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BONNIE'S DAD: Uh...
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Let's go look outside.
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Maybe he fell on the ground
somewhere.
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Oh, poor Bonnie.
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BONNIE'S MOM: We're gonna

find him, okay?
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BONNIE: We have to find him,

Mom. He needs me.
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Woody was right.
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We all should have been

safeguarding the utensil.
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Why isn't Woody back yet?
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(GASPS) Do you think he's lost?

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-Buzz, what do we do?

-What do we do, Buzz?
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Buzz, what do we do?

What do we do, Buzz?
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-What do we do, Buzz? Buzz!

-I, uh...
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-Buzz.

-What would Woody do?
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HAMM: Eh, jump out
of a moving vehicle.

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What would Woody do?
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VOICE BOX:
It's a secret mission

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in uncharted space. Let's go!

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I think I have to go.
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-Where?

-Where you goin'? Why?
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TRIXIE: Should we all go?
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-Are we going?

-HAMM: And then what?
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VOICE BOX: No time to explain!
Attack!

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No time to explain!
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HAMM: Oh, no!

JESSIE: Buzz!
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Okay, what is with everyone

jumping out the window?
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(GRUNTS)
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Woody and Forky were last seen
on the highway.
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But where is the highway?
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VOICE BOX: The slingshot

maneuver is all we've got!

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Full speed ahead!

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(PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)
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Thanks, inner voice!
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(WOMAN WHOOPING)
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Hi-ya!
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The highway.
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On my way, Woody!
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(GASPS)
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(GROANS)
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Rad.
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AXEL: Hey! Step right up!
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Put your money down!
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Get yourself a real Buzz Lightyear!

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Hey! Hey!
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(KING YELLING)
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KING: My son has been avoiding his
responsibilities long enough.
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It's high time he married
and settled down.
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Of course, Your Majesty.
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But we must be patient.
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I am patient!
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But I'm not getting any younger,
you know.
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I want to see my grandchildren
before I go.
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-I understand, Sire.

-No.
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No, you don't know

what it means to see your only child
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grow farther, farther,
and farther away from you.
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I'm...
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I'm lonely in this desolate old palace.
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I... I want to hear
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the pitter-patter of little feet again.
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-(SOBBING)

-Now, now, Your Majesty.
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-Perhaps if we just let him alone...

-Let him alone?
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(STAMMERING)
With his silly romantic ideas?
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But, Sire, in matters of love...
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Love. Bah!
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Just a boy meeting a girl

under the right conditions.
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So, we're arranging the conditions.
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But, Your Majesty,

if the Prince should suspect.
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Suspect!
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Look, the boy's coming home today,
isn't he?
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Yes, Sire.
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Well, what could be more natural than a
ball to celebrate his return?
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(STAMMERS) Nothing, Sire.
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If all the eligible maidens

in my kingdom just
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(LAUGHS) happened to be there,
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why, he's bound to show interest
in one of them, isn't he?
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Isn't he?
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(STAMMERS) Yes, Sire.
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The moment he does...
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Soft lights.
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Romantic music.
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All the trimmings!
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It can't possibly fail.
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Can it?
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(STAMMERS) Yes, Sire. No, Sire!
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Very well, Sire.
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I shall arrange the ball for...
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-Tonight.

-Tonight? Tonight!
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-Oh, but, Sire...
-Tonight!
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And see that every
eligible maid is there.
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Understand? (ECHOING)
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Yes, Your Majesty.
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(FOGHORN)

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(SINGING)
A sailor's life is the life for me
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How I love to sail o'er the bounding sea
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I never, ever do
a thing about the weather
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For the weather never ever
does a thing for me
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Oh, a sailor's life is the life for me

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(HOOTS)
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And I never...
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Ahoy, and other nautical expressions.

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Land ho, by jove.
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-Where away, Dodo?

-Dodo?
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Three points to starboard.

Away, me hearties.

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Have you in port in no time at all now.

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Mr. Dodo. Please. Please help me.

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Pardon me, but would you
mind helping me? Please?

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ALICE: Yoo-hoo! Yoo-hoo!
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Help me. Please.
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(GURGLES) Help me.
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(SINGING) Forward, backward,
inward, outward
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Come and join the chase
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Nothing could be drier
than a jolly caucus race
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Backward, forward, outward, inward

Bottom to the top
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Never a beginning

There can never be a stop
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Skipping, hopping, tripping

Fancy free and gay
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Started it tomorrow
but will finish yesterday
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Round and round and round we go

until for ever more
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Once we were behind,
but now we find we are
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Forward, backward, inward, outward

Come and join the chase
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Nothing could be drier
than a jolly caucus race
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-I say, you'll never get dry that way.

-Get dry?
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Have to run with the others.

First rule of the caucus race.

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But how can I...
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That's better.

Have you dry in no time now.

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No one can ever get dry this way.

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Nonsense. I'm as dry as a bone already.

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-Yes, but...
-DODO: All right, let's have it now.
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DODO: Look lively.
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The White Rabbit. Mr. Rabbit.

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-My goodness. I'm late.

-Don't go away. I'll be right back.

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-I'm late.
-DODO: Don't step on the fish.
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DODO: Watch it. Stop kicking that
mackerel. Brilliant. Jolly well done.

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(SINGING)

Oh, a pirate's life is a wonderful life

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A-rovin' over the sea

Give me a career as a buccaneer

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It's the life of a pirate for me, oh

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The life of a pirate for me

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Oh, a pirate's life is a wonderful life

They never bury your bones

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For when it's all over a jolly sea rover

drops in on his friend, Davy Jones

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Oh, my good friend, Davy Jones

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-Good morning, shipmates.

-And what's good about it, Mr. Smee?

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Here we are, collecting barnacles

on this miserable island.

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While his nibs plays

ring-around-the-rosy with Peter Pan.

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Look out. It might go off.

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We ought to be tending

to the business of looting ships.

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Why, I've almost forgotten

how to slit a throat.

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Better hop it.

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And tell the captain

we wants to put to sea, see?

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(PIRATES LAUGHING)

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MAN: Peter Pan...

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Blast that Peter Pan!

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If I could only find his hideout,

I'd trap him in his lair.

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But where is it?

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Mermaid Lagoon?

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No, we've searched that.

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We've combed Cannibal Cove.

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Here!

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No. No, no, no! That's Indian terri...

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But wait.

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Those redskins know this island

better than I do me own ship.

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Ah...

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I wonder.

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-Good morning, captain.

-I've got it!

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Tiger Lily, Smee!

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T... Tiger Lily, captain?

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The chiefs daughter.

She'll know where Pan is hiding.

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В... But... But will she talk, captain?

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Oh, a little persuasion might be in order.

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Now let me see.

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Boiling in oil?

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Keelhauling? Marooning?

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(SINGING)

A pirate's life is a wonderful life

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You'll find adventure and sport

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But live every minute

for all that is in it

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The life of a pirate is short

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Oh, the life...

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(GUNSHOT)

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(SPLASH)

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Now let me see, where was I?

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Oh, dear, dear, dear Captain Hook.

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Shooting a man

in the middle of his cadenza?

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It ain't good form, you know.

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"Good form", Mr. Smee?

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Blast good form!

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Did Pan show good form

when he did this to me?

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Why, captain, cutting your hand off was

only a childish prank, you might say.

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Aye! But throwing it to the crocodile!

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That cursed beast liked

the taste of me so well,

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he's followed me ever since,

licking his chops

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for the rest of me.

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And he'd have had you by now, captain,

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if he hadn't swallowed that alarm clock.

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But now when he's about,

he warns ya, as ya might say,

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with his tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock.

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(TICKING CONTINUES)

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Smee? Smee!

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Save me, Smee!

Please, don't let him get me, Smee!

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Please, don't let him get me, Smee!

Smee!

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Here now, shame on ya.

Upsettin' the poor captain.

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There'll be no handouts today.

Shoo now, shoo!

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Go on, go on, off it. Off with ya,

I say, go away, go away, out of here.

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-Is he gone, Smee?

-Aye, captain, all clear.

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-Nothin' to worry about.

-Oh, Smee, Smee.

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I can't stand it any longer.

I tell you, I can't.

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Now, now, now, now, captain.

Just relax.

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What you need is a shave.

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A nice, soothing shave. There now.

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SMEE: (SINGING)

Oh, a pirate's life is a wonderful life

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А-sailing over the sea

Give me a career as a...

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Captain, you know, I can't help noticin'

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you just ain't been

your usual jolly self of late.

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Give me a career as a buccaneer

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The crew's gettin'

a might uneasy, captain.

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That is, what's left of it.

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Now, why don't we put to sea, see?

Leave Never Land.

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Forget Peter Pan. There now!

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Give me a career as a buccaneer

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We'd all be a lot happier,

not to mention a lot healthier.

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Oh...

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Captain? Oh, dear!

I never shaved him this close before.

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Ooh... Ooh... Ooh!

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Now, don't worry, captain.

It must be somewhere about.

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Get up, you idiot!

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Aye, aye, sir.

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Ooh! I found it, captain. Good as new.

(CHUCKLING)

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Why, you blithering blockhead!

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-MAN: Peter Pan ahoy!

-What? What? Where away?

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Three points off the starboard bow!

_________________________________

Swoggle me eyes! It is Pan!

_________________________________

Headed this way

with some more of those scurvy brats!

_________________________________

Mr. Smee, pipe up the crew!

_________________________________

Aye, aye, sir. Pipe up the crew.

_________________________________

All hands on deck! (WHISTLES)

_________________________________

All hands on deck! (WHISTLES)

_________________________________

All hands on deck!

_________________________________

All hands on deck!

_________________________________

(WHISTLING)

_________________________________

Look alive, you swabs!

_________________________________

-We've got him this time, Mr. Smee.

-That we have, captain.

_________________________________

Man the Long Tom, you bilge rats!

_________________________________

-I've waited years for this.

-Not countin' holidays either.

_________________________________

-Double the powder, shorten the fuse!

-Shorten the powder, double the fuse!

_________________________________

A pretty sight, Mr. Smee.

We'll pot 'em like sitting ducks.

_________________________________

-All right, men! Range 42.

-Range 42.

_________________________________

HOOK: Elevation 65.

SMEE: Elevation 65.

_________________________________

-Three degrees west.

-Three degrees west.

_________________________________

Steady now!

_________________________________

Steady!

_________________________________

Oh, Peter, it's just as

I've always dreamed it would be.

_________________________________

Oh, look, John, there's Mermaid Lagoon.

_________________________________

JOHN: By Jove!

And the Indian encampment!

_________________________________

Oh, look, there's Captain Hook

and the pirates.

_________________________________

Look out!

_________________________________

Tink, take Wendy and the boys

to the island.

_________________________________

I'll stay here and draw Hook's fire.

_________________________________

(WHISTLES)

_________________________________

Hook! Hook! You codfish! Here!

_________________________________

Tinker Bell? Not so fast.

Please, Tinker Bell.

_________________________________

We can't keep up with you.

_________________________________

WENDY: Tinker Bell! Wait!

_________________________________

(JINGLING)

_________________________________

Ouch!

_________________________________

So!

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

-Who ya shovin'?

-Who ya shovin'?

_________________________________

-You! That's who!

-I'll show you!

_________________________________

-(CLAMOURING)

-(JINGLING)

_________________________________

Huh? Orders from Pan?

_________________________________

-Hold it, men!

-What's the orders, Tink?

_________________________________

-A terrible what?

-Wendy Bird.

_________________________________

Wendy Bird?

_________________________________

Flying this way?

_________________________________

Pan's orders are... What?

_________________________________

-Smash it?

-Kick it?

_________________________________

-Stomp it?

-Stomp it?

_________________________________

-Oh! Shoot it down!

-Shoot it down!

_________________________________

-Yeah, shoot it down!

-Come on, follow Tink!

_________________________________

-Yeah, come on. Let's go then!

-We're gonna get 'er!

_________________________________

-I see it!

-Me too!

_________________________________

ALL: Ready, aim...

_________________________________

ALL: Fire!

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

Oh, Peter, you saved my life.

_________________________________

-Are you hurted, Wendy?

-No, Michael.

_________________________________

Good heavens, Wendy,

you might have been killed.

_________________________________

-Hey! Hey! Pan!

-We followed your orders, Pan!

_________________________________

(BOYS CHATTERING)

_________________________________

-Pan, I got it with my skull buster!

-Ya did not! We did!

_________________________________

-I did it, Pan! I did it!

-No, I did!

_________________________________

Attention!

_________________________________

Well, I'm certainly proud of you.

_________________________________

You blockheads!

_________________________________

-I bring ya a mother to tell stories...

-A mother?

_________________________________

-And you shoot her down.

-Well, Tink said it was a bird!

_________________________________

PETER: Tink said what?

_________________________________

RABBIT: Well, she said you said

to shoot it down!

_________________________________

PETER: Tinker Bell. Tink!

_________________________________

Come here.

_________________________________

PETER: You're charged

with high treason, Tink.

_________________________________

Are you guilty or not guilty?

_________________________________

(JINGLES)

_________________________________

Guilty? But don't ya know

ya might have killed her?

_________________________________

Tinker Bell!

_________________________________

I hereby banish you forever.

_________________________________

Please, not forever.

_________________________________

Well, for a week then.

_________________________________

Come on, Wendy,

I'll show you the island.

_________________________________

Oh, Peter, the mermaids?

_________________________________

-Aw, let's go huntin'!

-Tigers?

_________________________________

-Naw, bears.

-Naw, bears.

_________________________________

Personally,

I prefer to see the aborigines.

_________________________________

And the Indians too.

_________________________________

All right, men!

Go out and capture a few Indians.

_________________________________

-PETER: John, you be the leader.

-I shall try to be worthy of my post.

_________________________________

Forward! March!

_________________________________

Come on, bear.

_________________________________

WENDY: Oh, Michael, do be careful.

_________________________________

Come on, Wendy.

I'll show you the mermaids.

_________________________________

(SINGING) Following the leader

The leader, the leader

_________________________________

We're following the leader

wherever he may go

_________________________________

Tee dum, tee dee

A teedle ее do tee day

_________________________________

Tee dum, tee dee

It's part of the game we play

_________________________________

Tee dum, tee dee

The words are easy to say

_________________________________

Just a teedle ее dum

a teedle ее do tee day

_________________________________

Tee dum, tee dee

A teedle ее do tee dum

_________________________________

We're one for all

and all of us out for fun

_________________________________

We march in line

and follow the other one

_________________________________

With a teedle ее do

A teedle ее di tee dum

_________________________________

(WHISTLING TUNE)

_________________________________

Following the leader

The leader, the leader

_________________________________

We're following the leader

wherever he may go

_________________________________

We're out to fight the Injuns

The Injuns, the Injuns

_________________________________

We're out to fight the Injuns

because he told us so

_________________________________

Tee dum, tee dee

A teedle ее do tee day

_________________________________

We march along

and these are the words we say

_________________________________

Tee dum, tee dee

A teedle ее do tee day

_________________________________

Oh, a teedle dee dum

A teedle ее do tee day

_________________________________

Oh, a teedle ее dum

A teedle ее do tee day

_________________________________

Indians!

_________________________________

Oh, Blackfoot tribe.

_________________________________

Belongs to the Algonquin group.

_________________________________

-Quite savage, you know.

-Let's go get 'em.

_________________________________

-Come on! We'll get 'em!

-Gentlemen, gentlemen.

_________________________________

-First, we must plan our strategy.

-Uh, what's stragety?

_________________________________

A plan of attack.

_________________________________

The initial phase

is an encircling manoeuvre, thus!

_________________________________

-(CHATTERING)

-John! Indians! Indians!

_________________________________

(BOYS CHATTERING)

_________________________________

Let me in!

_________________________________

JOHN: Remember,

the Indian is cunning...

_________________________________

-Hey...

-... but not intelligent.

_________________________________

Therefore, we simply surround them

and take them by surprise.

_________________________________

-(WHOOPING)

-(HOLLERING)

_________________________________

(PLAYING DRUMS)

_________________________________

I'm frightfully sorry, old chaps.

It's all my fault.

_________________________________

-Aw, that's all right, Wildcat.

-Oh, we don't mind.

_________________________________

That's okay.

_________________________________

(DRUMMING CONTINUES)

_________________________________

How.

_________________________________

-How, chief!

-How.

_________________________________

For many moons red man

fight paleface Lost Boys.

_________________________________

-Ugh. Ugh.

-Sometime you win.

_________________________________

Sometime we win.

_________________________________

Okay, chief. You win this time.

Now turn us loose.

_________________________________

"Turn us loose"?

You mean this is only a game?

_________________________________

Sure! When we win,

we turn them loose.

_________________________________

 When they win, they turn us loose.

_________________________________

This time, no turn 'em loose.

_________________________________

-BOYS: Huh?

-(CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

-The chiefs a great spoofer.

-Me no spoof 'em.

_________________________________

Where you hide Princess Tiger Lily?

_________________________________

Uh, Tiger Lily?

_________________________________

-We ain't got your old princess.

-I've never seen her.

_________________________________

-Me neither.

-Honest, we don't.

_________________________________

Heap big lie.

_________________________________

If Tiger Lily not back by sunset,

_________________________________

burn 'em at stake.

_________________________________

_________________________________

Mr. Rabbit. Oh, Mr. Rabbit.
_________________________________

Oh, dear. I'm sure he came this way.
_________________________________

Do you suppose he could be hiding?
_________________________________

Hmm. Not here.

_________________________________

I wonder...

_________________________________

No. I suppose he must have... (GASPS)
_________________________________
Why. What peculiar little figures.

_________________________________

-Tweddle Dee and Tweddle Dum.

-(HONKS)
_________________________________

If you think we're waxworks,

you ought to pay, you know.

_________________________________

If you think we're alive,
you ought to speak to us.

_________________________________

(BOTH HONK)

_________________________________

-That's logic.

-Well...
_________________________________
It's been nice meeting you. Goodbye.

_________________________________

-(HONKS)

-(BEEPS)

_________________________________

-You're beginning backwards.

-First thing in a visit is to say...

_________________________________
(SINGING) How do you do
And shake hands
_________________________________
Shake hands, shake hands

_________________________________

How do you do and shake hands,

state your name and business
_________________________________

-BOTH: That's manners.

-Really?
_________________________________

Well my name is Alice and I'm
following a White Rabbit, so...
_________________________________

-You can't go yet.

-No, the visit has just started.

_________________________________

-I'm very sorry.

-Would you like to play hide-and-seek?

_________________________________

-Or Button? Who's got the button?

-No, thank you.

_________________________________

If you stay long enough,
we might have a battle.

_________________________________

(HONKING AND BEEPING)
_________________________________

That's very kind of you,
but I must be going.

_________________________________

-Why?

-Because I'm following a White Rabbit.
_________________________________

-Why?

-I'm curious to know where he's going.

_________________________________

Oh, she's curious.

_________________________________

The oysters were curious, too,
weren't they?
_________________________________

Aye, and you remember
what happened to them.
_________________________________

Poor things.

_________________________________

Why? What did happen to the oysters?
_________________________________

-Oh, you wouldn't be interested.

-But I am.

_________________________________

Oh, no. You're in
much too much of a hurry.

_________________________________

Well, perhaps I could spare a little time.

_________________________________

You could? Well...

_________________________________

"The Walrus and the Carpenter."

_________________________________

Or "The Story of the Curious Oysters."
_________________________________

(HONKS)
_________________________________

(BEEPING)
_________________________________

(HONKING)
_________________________________

(SINGING)
The sun was shining on the sea
_________________________________

Shining with all its might
_________________________________

He did his very best to make

the billows smooth and bright
_________________________________

And this was odd because it was
_________________________________

The middle of the night
_________________________________

The walrus and the carpenter

were walking close at hand
_________________________________

The beach was wide from side to side,

but much too full of sand
_________________________________
TWEEDLEDEE:
Mr. Walrus, said the carpenter
_________________________________

My brain begins to perk
_________________________________

We'll sweep this clear in half a year

if you don't mind the work
_________________________________

Work? (GRUMBLES)

_________________________________
-The time has come
-TWEEDLEDEE: The walrus said
_________________________________

To talk of other things

_________________________________

Of shoes and ships and sealing wax

and cabbages and kings
_________________________________

And why the sea is boiling hot

and whether pigs have wings
_________________________________

Caloo, callay, no work today
_________________________________

We're cabbages and kings
_________________________________

(WHISTLES)
_________________________________

Oysters, come and walk with us

_________________________________

The day is warm and bright
_________________________________

A pleasant walk, a pleasant talk

would be a sheer delight
_________________________________

And should we get hungry on the way,

we'll stop and have a bite
_________________________________

(GRUMBLES)
_________________________________
TWEEDLEDEE: But Mother Oyster
winked her eye
_________________________________
And shook her heavy head

_________________________________

She knew too well this was no time
to leave her oyster bed

_________________________________
The sea is nice, take my advice

_________________________________
-And stay right here
-TWEEDLEDEE: Mum said
_________________________________

Yes, yes, of course, of course.
_________________________________
But, ha-ha, the time has come,
my little friends,

_________________________________

to talk of other things
_________________________________

Of shoes and ships and sealing wax,
cabbages and kings

_________________________________

And why the sea is boiling hot

and whether pigs have wings
_________________________________
ho ho
_________________________________

Caloo, callay, come run away
_________________________________

With cabbages and kings
_________________________________

(WHISTLES)
_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT)
Well, now, let me see.

_________________________________

Ah. A loaf of bread
is what we chiefly need.

_________________________________

And how about some pepper
and salt and vinegar, eh?
_________________________________

Yes, yes. Splendid idea.
Very good indeed.

_________________________________

Now, if you're ready, oysters, dear,

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) we can begin the feed.

_________________________________

-OYSTERS: Feed?

-Oh, yes.

_________________________________

The time has come, my little friends,

to talk of food and things
_________________________________

Of peppercorns and mustard seed

and other seasonings
_________________________________

We'll mix them all together

in a sauce that's fit for kings
_________________________________

Caloo, callay, we'll eat today
_________________________________

Like cabbages and kings

_________________________________

(WHISTLES)
_________________________________

I, er, I weep for you, I... (HICCUPS)
_________________________________
Excuse me, I deeply sympathize

_________________________________

For I've enjoyed your company

much more than you realize

_________________________________

Little oysters, little oysters
_________________________________
TWEEDLEDEE:
But answer there came none
_________________________________
TWEEDLEDUM: And this was
scarcely odd because
_________________________________

They'd been eaten, every one
_________________________________

Hmm. Well, er...
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

Mmm, uh...
_________________________________

The time had come
_________________________________

With cabbages and kings

_________________________________

The end.
_________________________________

-That was a very sad story.

-Aye.
_________________________________
-And there's a moral to it.

-Oh yes, a very good moral.
_________________________________

If you happen to be an oyster.

_________________________________

-Well, it's been a very nice visit.

-Another recitation.
_________________________________
Entitled "Father William".
_________________________________
First verse:

_________________________________

(SINGING) You are old Father
William, the young man said

_________________________________

And your hair has become very white
_________________________________

And yet you incessantly
stand on your head
_________________________________

Do you think at your age it is right?

Do you think at your age it is right?
_________________________________

In my youth,
Father William replied to his son

_________________________________

I'd do it again and again and again...

_________________________________
_________________________________
Friend Like Me – Aladdin
_________________________________

_________________________________

Master, I don't think you quite realise

what you've got here.

_________________________________

So why don't you just ruminate

whilst I illuminate the possibilities.

_________________________________

(SINGING)

Well, Ali Baba had them 40 thieves

_________________________________

Scheherazade had a thousand tales

_________________________________

But, master, you're in luck

'Cause up your sleeves

_________________________________

You got a brand of magic never fails

_________________________________

You got some power

In your corner now

_________________________________

Some heavy ammunition in your camp

_________________________________

You got some punch, pizzazz

Yahoo and how

_________________________________

See, all you gotta do

Is rub that lamp and I'll say

_________________________________

"Mr. Aladdin, sir

What will your pleasure be?"

_________________________________

Let me take your order

Jot it down

_________________________________

You ain't never had a friend like me

_________________________________

Life is your restaurant

And I'm your maitre d'

_________________________________

Come on, whisper what it is you want

_________________________________

You ain't never had a friend like me

_________________________________

Yes, sir

We pride ourselves on service

_________________________________

You're the boss, the king, the shah

_________________________________

Say what you wish

It's yours, true dish

_________________________________

How 'bout a little more baklava?

_________________________________

Have some of column A

Try all of column B

_________________________________

I'm in the mood to help you, dude

_________________________________

You ain't never had a friend like me

_________________________________

Oh, my

_________________________________

No, no

_________________________________

My, my

_________________________________

(SCATTING)

_________________________________

Can your friends do this?

_________________________________

Can your friends do that?

_________________________________

Can your friends pull this

_________________________________

Out their little hat?

_________________________________

Can your friends go poof

_________________________________

Hey, looky here

Ha-ha!

_________________________________

Can your friends go

"Abracadabra, let her rip"

_________________________________

And then make the sucker disappear?

_________________________________

So don't you sit there

Slack-jawed, buggy-eyed

_________________________________

I'm here to answer

All your midnight prayers

_________________________________

You got me bona fide certified

_________________________________

You got a genie

For your charge d'affaires

_________________________________

I got a powerful urge to help you out

_________________________________

So what's your wish?

I really wanna know

_________________________________

You got a list

That's three miles long, no doubt

_________________________________

All you gotta do is rub like so

_________________________________

Mr. Aladdin, sir

Have a wish or two or three

_________________________________

I'm on the job, you big nabob

_________________________________

You ain't never had a friend

Never had a friend

_________________________________

You ain't never had a friend

_________________________________

Like me

_________________________________

Ah-ha-ha!

_________________________________

-Wah-ha-ha!

-(GREEDY LAUGH)

_________________________________

You ain't never had a friend like me

_________________________________

-(BUZZING)

-(WEAK APPLAUSE)

_________________________________

(CHATTERING) Huh?
_________________________________

_________________________________
When We're Human – The Princess and the Frog

_________________________________

_________________________________

(PLAYING UPBEAT TUNE)
_________________________________

(SINGING) If I were a human being
I'd head straight for New Orleans

_________________________________
And I'd blow this horn
so hot and strong

_________________________________
Like no one they've ever seen

_________________________________
You heard of Louis Armstrong

_________________________________
Mr. Sidney Bechet
_________________________________

All those boys gonna step aside
when they hear this old gator play

_________________________________

Listen

_________________________________
Oh, yeah!
_________________________________

(BOTH YELP)
_________________________________

When I'm human
as I hope to be

_________________________________
I'm gonna blow this horn
till the cows come home

_________________________________
And everyone's gonna
bow down to me

_________________________________
Thank you, thank you.
_________________________________

Oh, thank you. I love you, too, baby.
_________________________________

When I'm myself again
I want just the life I had
_________________________________

A great big party every night

That doesn't sound too bad
_________________________________

A redhead on my left arm
A brunette on my right
_________________________________

A blonde or two to hold the candles

Now that seems just about right
_________________________________

Eh, Louis?
_________________________________

Life is short
When you're done, you're done
_________________________________

We're on this earth to have some fun
_________________________________

-And that's the way things are

-Tell it, brother!
_________________________________

When I'm human, and I'm gonna be
_________________________________

I'm gonna tear it up like I did before

And that's a royal guarantee
_________________________________

You are getting married!
_________________________________

Oh, right.
_________________________________

I'll just have to leave
a string of broken hearts behind me!
_________________________________

Your modesty becomes you
and your sense of responsibility
_________________________________

I've worked hard for everything I've got
_________________________________

And that's the way it's supposed to be
_________________________________

When I'm a human being
at least I'll act like one

_________________________________
If you do your best
each and every day
_________________________________

Good things are sure
to come your way

_________________________________
What you give is what you get
_________________________________

My daddy said that and I'll never forget
_________________________________

And I commend it to you

_________________________________
-When we're human

-When we're human
_________________________________

-And we're gonna be

-And we're gonna be
_________________________________

I'm gonna blow my horn
_________________________________

I'm gonna live the high life
_________________________________

I'm gonna do my best
to take my place in the sun
_________________________________

-When we're

-When we're
_________________________________

-Human

-Human

_________________________________

_________________________________

Now, one fine day, the east wind
_________________________________

traded places with the west wind.

_________________________________
That stirred things up a bit

all through the Hundred Acre Wood.

_________________________________
On this blustery day,

_________________________________
Pooh decided to visit

his thoughtful spot.

_________________________________
Yes, and on the way

I made up a little hum.
_________________________________

It hums something like this.
_________________________________

Hum dum, dum di di dum
_________________________________

Hum dum dum
_________________________________

Oh, the wind is lashing lustily
_________________________________

And the trees are thrashing thrustily
_________________________________

And the leaves are rustling gustily
_________________________________

So it's rather safe to say
_________________________________

That it seems
that it may turn out to be
_________________________________

It feels that it will undoubtedly
_________________________________

It looks like a rather

blustery day today

_________________________________
It seems that it may turn out to be

_________________________________
Feels that it will undoubtedly

_________________________________
Looks like a rather blustery day today

_________________________________
Fortunately, Pooh's thoughtful spot

was in a sheltered place.

_________________________________
He sat down and tried

hard to think of something.

_________________________________
Think, think, think, think, think.
_________________________________

Think... Think... Think.
_________________________________

Say, what's wrong, sonny?
_________________________________

-Got yourself a headache?

-No, I was just thinking.
_________________________________

Is that so? What about?
_________________________________

I... Oh, bother, you made me forget.
_________________________________

If I was you, I'd think about

skedaddling out of here.
_________________________________

Why?
_________________________________

Because it's Winds-day.
_________________________________

Winds-day?
_________________________________
Oh! (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

I think I shall wish

everyone a happy Winds-day.
_________________________________

I shall begin with

my very dear friend, Piglet.

_________________________________

NARRATOR: Piglet lived

in the middle of the forest

_________________________________

in a very grand house,

in the middle of a beech tree.

_________________________________
Piglet loved it very much.

_________________________________
Phew.
_________________________________
Yes.
_________________________________

Whoops!
_________________________________
You see, it's been

in the family a long time.
_________________________________

It belonged to my grandfather.
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________
That's his name up there.

Trespassers Will.
_________________________________

That's short for Trespassers William.

_________________________________

NARRATOR: Trespassers William?

_________________________________

Yes. And Grandma. Oh!
_________________________________

She called him T.W.
_________________________________

That's even shorter.

_________________________________

NARRATOR: Yes, yes, yes.

And on this blustery day...

_________________________________

Whoo!
_________________________________

-...the wind was giving you a bother.

-Now, you've been here before.
_________________________________

I don't mind the leaves that are leaving.
_________________________________

It's the leaves that are coming! Whoops!
_________________________________

Happy Winds-day, Piglet.
_________________________________

Well, it isn't very happy for me.
_________________________________

Where are you going, Piglet?
_________________________________

That's what I'm asking myself, where?
_________________________________

Whoops!
_________________________________
Pooh!
_________________________________

What do you think

you will answer yourself?
_________________________________

Oh, I'm unravelling!
_________________________________

Whoops!
_________________________________

Oh, that was a close one!
_________________________________

Hang on tight, Piglet.
_________________________________

Oh, dear. Oh, dear, dear!
_________________________________

Look, Mama, look! A kite!
_________________________________

Oh, my goodness, it's Piglet!
_________________________________

Happy Winds-day, Kanga.

Happy Winds-day, Roo.
_________________________________

Can I fly Piglet next, Pooh?
_________________________________

Oh, dear. Oh, dear, dear!
_________________________________

There, that should

stand against anything.
_________________________________

Oh, help, help! Somebody, save me!
_________________________________

-Happy Winds-day, Eeyore.

-Thanks for noticing me.
_________________________________

Oh, bother!
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Oh, what a refreshing day
for harvesting.
_________________________________

Happy Winds-day, Rabbit.
_________________________________

Pooh bear! Stop! Oh, go back!
_________________________________
Oh, no! Oh, no!
_________________________________
Oh, no!
_________________________________

Oh, yes!
_________________________________

Next time, blow through
my rutabaga patch.
_________________________________
(SNORING)
_________________________________

Whoops!
_________________________________

Who, who, who... Who is it?
_________________________________

It's me. Please, may I come in?
_________________________________

Well, I say now.
_________________________________

Someone has pasted

Piglet on my window.
_________________________________

Well, well! Pooh, too.
_________________________________

This is a surprise.
_________________________________

Do come in and make yourselves
_________________________________

comfortable.
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

Am I correct in assuming it is

a rather blustery day outside?
_________________________________

Yes, sir, Owl.
_________________________________
It's a very, very blustery day outside.
_________________________________

Oh, yes. That reminds me.
_________________________________

Happy Winds-day, Owl.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) My good fellow,
_________________________________
I wouldn't go so far
as to call it a Winds-day,
_________________________________

just a gentle spring zephyr.
_________________________________

Excuse me, Owl,
_________________________________
but is there honey in that pot?
_________________________________

Oh, yes, of course. Help yourself.
_________________________________

Now, as I was saying,
_________________________________

this is just a mild spring zephyr,

compared to the big wind of '67.
_________________________________

Or was it '76? Oh, well, no matter.
_________________________________

Oh, I remember the big blow well.
_________________________________

I'll remember this one, too.
_________________________________

It was the year my Aunt Clara

went to visit her cousin.
_________________________________

Now, her cousin was not only
_________________________________

gifted on the glockenspiel,

but being a screech owl,
_________________________________
also sang soprano in the London opera.
_________________________________

Thank you, Piglet.
_________________________________

You see, her constant practicing

so unnerved my aunt,
_________________________________
that she laid a seagull egg by mistake.
_________________________________
Whoo!
_________________________________
(WHISTLING WIND)

_________________________________

PIGLET: Oh, dear. Oh, dear, dear.

_________________________________

Well, I say now, someone has...
_________________________________

Pooh, did you do that?
_________________________________

I don't think so.

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NARRATOR: As soon as

Christopher Robin

_________________________________

heard of the disaster,

_________________________________
he hurried to the scene

of Owl's misfortune.

_________________________________
What a pity.
_________________________________

Owl, I don't think we will

ever be able to fix it.
_________________________________

If you ask me,

when a house looks like that,
_________________________________

it's time to find another one.
_________________________________

That's a very good idea, Eeyore.
_________________________________

Might take a day or two,

but l'll find a new one.
_________________________________

Good, that will just give me time

to tell you about my Uncle Clyde,
_________________________________

a very independent barn owl,

he didn't give a hoot for tradition.
_________________________________

He became enamored of a pussycat,
_________________________________

and went to sea in
a beautiful pea green boat.
_________________________________
_________________________________
On My Way – Brother Bear
_________________________________
_________________________________
KODA: If you really want to know
how me and my mom got separated...
_________________________________
I was saving this story
for the salmon run, but I'll tell you.
_________________________________
It was probably the fifth or sixth
most coldest day in my entire life.
_________________________________
-Sounds good. You should save it.
-You think so?
_________________________________
-Oh, yeah. For your friends.
-Oh.
_________________________________
-Well, I have this other story.
-Tell you what.
_________________________________
-How about no talking?
-Okay.
_________________________________
-Then I'll sing.
-No, no, no.
_________________________________
(SINGING)
Tell everybody I'm on my way
_________________________________
Will you stop it?
_________________________________
New friends and new places to see
_________________________________
Come on, quit it. Shh!
_________________________________
-Koda, stop singing.
-(MUFFLED)
_________________________________
Yes, I'm on my way
_________________________________
And there's nowhere else
that I'd rather be
_________________________________
Tell everybody I'm on my way
_________________________________
And I'm loving every step I take
_________________________________
With the sun beating down
Yes, I'm on my way
_________________________________
And I can't keep this smile off my face
_________________________________
'Cause there's nothing like
seeing each other again
_________________________________
No matter what the distance between
_________________________________
And the stories that we tell
will make you smile
_________________________________
Oh, it really lifts my heart
_________________________________
So tell them all I'm on my way
_________________________________
New friends and new places to see
_________________________________
And to sleep under the stars
Who could ask for more?
_________________________________
With the moon keeping watch over me
_________________________________
Not the snow, not the rain
can change my mind
_________________________________
The sun will come out, wait and see
_________________________________
And the feeling of the wind in your face
_________________________________
Can lift your heart, whoa
_________________________________
There's nowhere I would rather be
_________________________________
'Cause I'm on my way now
_________________________________
Well and true
_________________________________
I'm on my way now
_________________________________
RUTT: Hey, hold on, eh?
_________________________________
KODA: Wait up.
_________________________________
(RUTT AND TUKE PANTING)
_________________________________
-How's it going, bear boy?
-And, uh, smallish bear.
_________________________________
I didn't know you had a little brother.
He's cute.
_________________________________
-Actually, he's...
-There was this hunter following us.
_________________________________
We was thinking if we could
maybe just hang out with you guys.
_________________________________
-Just hang out.
-Yeah, it'd be fun.
_________________________________
-If the hunter was going to catch up...
-Then you'd eat him.
_________________________________
-That's what we was thinking.
-We lost the hunter at the glacier.
_________________________________
You don't think he'll follow those?
_________________________________
-They are quite nice.
-I've got an idea.
_________________________________
Okay, this is really weird.
_________________________________
(TRUMPETS)
_________________________________
-I'm driving.
-When can I have a turn?
_________________________________
It's not as easy as it looks.
Just watch what I do.
_________________________________
Let's get a back seat or something.
I look like you hunted me.
_________________________________
Tell everybody I'm on my way
_________________________________
Hey, come on.
_________________________________
And I just can't wait to be there
_________________________________
Blue skies ahead
Yes, I'm on my way
_________________________________
Nothing but good times to share
_________________________________
So tell everybody I'm on my way
_________________________________
And I just can't wait to be home
_________________________________
With the sun beating down
Yes, I'm on my way
_________________________________
With nothing but good times to show
_________________________________
I'm on my way
_________________________________
Yes, I'm on my way
_________________________________
RUTT: Beauty, eh?
_________________________________

_________________________________

I just need to angle the moon

with the horizon.
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(EXHALES)
_________________________________

I'm starving.
_________________________________

My boysenberry rolls!
_________________________________

(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

(BURPS)
_________________________________

My mouse cheese!

My pumpernickel muffin!
_________________________________

Out. Out. Shoo. Go find your friends.
_________________________________

(SQUEAKS)
_________________________________

Stop following me.
_________________________________

I'm on a very important mission.
_________________________________

I have two days to find the magic mirror

and wish the moonstone back.
_________________________________

(SQUEAKS)
_________________________________

No, I don't need any help.
_________________________________

(SQUEAKS)
_________________________________

Yes, I am sure. Okay. Now, let's see.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Hey, look! Look, little guy. Fetch!
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

Will you please get out of here?
_________________________________

That does it. Out!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

All right. You can stay.
_________________________________

For now. Just do me a favor,

if you could stay right here.
_________________________________

If my bearings are accurate,

we should see land soon.
_________________________________

I'm Tinker Bell. What's your name?
_________________________________

(SQUEAKS)
_________________________________

Okay. Blinky?
_________________________________

Flicker? Flash? Beam? Flare?
_________________________________

Well, how in the blazing bellows

am I supposed to guess your name
_________________________________

if you keep...
_________________________________

(SQUEAKS)
_________________________________

Your name's Bellows?
_________________________________

Oh, Blaze.
_________________________________

Kind of a tough-guy name.

You a tough guy?
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Okay. Don't hurt yourself.

_________________________________

_________________________________

(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

-(COUGHING)
-(GUNSHOT)

_________________________________
CLAYTON: I was reminded of

a safari I led up the Zambezi.

_________________________________
Marvelous. Lots of hunting, yes.
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
_________________________________
Wildebeest everywhere.
_________________________________
Two bearers loading three rifles
for me, blasting away.
_________________________________

That's when I knew I was born for Africa
_________________________________

and Africa was created for...
_________________________________

(GUNSHOT)

_________________________________
PROFESSOR: Clayton?

_________________________________

(PANTING) Clayton... Oh, there you are.
_________________________________

What is it? What is it, Clayton?

Are we in danger?
_________________________________

I thought I saw something.
_________________________________

Is it a Hippopotamus amphibius

or a Rhinoceros bicornis?

_________________________________
CLAYTON: Professor, don't move!

_________________________________

-Oh, right.

-JANE: Daddy?

_________________________________
Ow, ow, ow!
_________________________________

Daddy, what's all the hullabaloo about?
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Ow! Ah!
_________________________________

What is it, Daddy?
_________________________________

Mr. Clayton asked me not to move.

He saw something.
_________________________________

Uh... Ooh!
_________________________________

I moved.
_________________________________

Uh, Mr. Clayton? Sorry, excuse me.
_________________________________

But my father and I came on this
expedition to study gorillas,
_________________________________

and I believe your shooting

might be scaring them off.
_________________________________

You hired me to protect you,

Miss Porter,
_________________________________
and protect you I shall.
_________________________________

And you're doing a marvelous job of it.
_________________________________

But we only have a short time

before the ship returns, you see...
_________________________________

Jane! Jane, do you realize

what you're standing in?
_________________________________

-A gorilla's nest!

-(GASPS) Daddy!
_________________________________

At last! Our first sign in days.
_________________________________

Do you think the beasts

could be nearby?
_________________________________

Could be. Why, I mean,
there's the evidence.
_________________________________

PROFESSOR: (STAMMERING)
They can't be very far, anyway.
_________________________________

(GASPS) Look! Over there and there...

_________________________________
PROFESSOR: Where? Yes, more nests!

_________________________________
-I see them!

-Just as you predicted!
_________________________________

BOTH: Family groups!
_________________________________

Oh, Jane, I love you.
_________________________________

(LAUGHTER)
_________________________________

Family groups?
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
Excuse me, but these are wild beasts
_________________________________

that would sooner tear
your head off than look at you.
_________________________________

On the contrary, Mr. Clayton.
_________________________________
Daddy's theory is that these are
social creatures, not monsters.
_________________________________

(BIRD SQUAWKING)
_________________________________

Mr. Clayton, please.

What if it's a gorilla?
_________________________________

It's no gorilla.
_________________________________

Mmm.
_________________________________

Perhaps we should press on.
_________________________________

Yes, indeed.
_________________________________

Now, we should keep heading west,
_________________________________

following the Ganoderma applanatum.

_________________________________
CLAYTON: Excellent, Professor.

_________________________________
I could've used your expertise
on my last safari.
_________________________________
I was in the mountainous region
of Zambia.

_________________________________

-(CRIES OUT) Oh!

-CLAYTON: Yes, very dangerous.

_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

Are you what all the fuss was about?
_________________________________

(WHISPERING) Daddy! Daddy, quick!
_________________________________

No, wait. Hold still.
_________________________________

Oh, my good...
_________________________________

You may not be a gorilla,

but you are one sweet little...
_________________________________

There you go. What do you think?
_________________________________

(SQUEALS)
_________________________________

What? Oh!

_________________________________
JANE: Why, you little...

_________________________________

Well, this is absolutely peachy.

Come to study gorillas
_________________________________
and get my sketchbook
pinched by a baboon.
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Give me that!
_________________________________

Oh, come on now, enough of this.
_________________________________

I want this paper on the count of three.
_________________________________

One.
_________________________________
Two.
_________________________________

Oh, look, bananas!
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

I can't believe you fell for that one.
_________________________________

(CRYING)
_________________________________

No, no, don't give me

those crocodile tears.
_________________________________

What would your parents have to say?
_________________________________

-(ROARING)
-(YELPS)
_________________________________

You see, I told you they'd be cross.
_________________________________

Go easy on him.

Children will be children.
_________________________________
JANE: Oh, I'm flying!

_________________________________

What on earth am I... (GASPS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

Get off! Get off!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Put me down! Put me down!
_________________________________

No, pick me up, pick me up!

_________________________________
JANE: Help!

_________________________________

Oh, no!
_________________________________
(JANE SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

Unhand me, monkey!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Over there!
_________________________________

(JANE SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(CHATTERING)
_________________________________
(CHATTERING)
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________

I'm in a tree with a man

who talks to monkeys.
_________________________________

I can't do this. I can't...
_________________________________
Oh! This is good. This is very good.
_________________________________

I... Oh! Wait.
_________________________________
One, two.
_________________________________

(YELPS)
_________________________________

Oh...
_________________________________

It can't get any worse, can it?
_________________________________

(THUNDER CRASHES)
_________________________________

Obviously it can.
_________________________________

(SHRIEKS)
_________________________________

Stay back. No, don't...

Don't come any closer.
_________________________________
Please, don't.
_________________________________

What are you... What are you doing?
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

No, please don't. That tickles.
_________________________________

No, get off, get off. Get off!

_________________________________
JANE: It serves you right.

_________________________________

Stay away from me,
like a very good wild man.
_________________________________
You stay. I'm warning you.
_________________________________

My father won't take kindly to you...
_________________________________

No. That's... Now, that's close enough.
_________________________________

How dare you! What...
_________________________________

(GASPS) Oh!
_________________________________
Um...
_________________________________

-(HEARTBEAT)

-Oh...
_________________________________

Oh, dear.
_________________________________

Oh, dear, oh, dear. Oh, dear.
_________________________________

Yes, thank you.
_________________________________
That's a lovely heartbeat. It's very nice.
_________________________________

-It's very nice.

-Oh, thank you.
_________________________________
I can't do a thing with it
in this humidity though. It's...
_________________________________

You do speak!
_________________________________

All this time I thought you were
a big, wild, quiet, silent person thing.
_________________________________

Why didn't you tell me?
_________________________________

I must say I'm rather curious

as to who you are. I'd love...
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Tarzan.
_________________________________

Tarzan.
_________________________________

Tarzan?
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Oh, I see.
_________________________________

Oh, I see.
_________________________________

Tarzan.
_________________________________

Oh, I see.
_________________________________

No, no, no. No. (CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

I'm Jane.
_________________________________

No, no, no. No.

(CLEARS THROAT) I'm Jane.
_________________________________

No, no.
_________________________________

Jane. Tarzan.
_________________________________

Jane.
_________________________________

Jane.
_________________________________

-Exactly.

-(GUNSHOT)
_________________________________

Clayton!
_________________________________

(GUNSHOT)
_________________________________

Clayton.
_________________________________

Extraordinary.
_________________________________

Please, can you take me to my camp?
_________________________________

(GUNSHOT)
_________________________________

Yes, Clayton. Wonderful.
_________________________________

(STAMMERING) Um...
_________________________________
Can't we walk?

_________________________________
TARZAN: Can't we walk?
_________________________________

_________________________________

GASTON: Who does she think she is?

_________________________________

That girl has tangled

with the wrong man.

_________________________________

-No one says no to Gaston.

-(SCOFFS) Darn right.

_________________________________

Dismissed. Rejected.

Publicly humiliated.

_________________________________

Why, it's more than I can bear.

_________________________________

-More beer?

-What for? Nothing helps.

_________________________________

-I'm disgraced.

-Who, you? Never.

_________________________________

Gaston, you've got

to pull yourself together.

_________________________________

(SINGING) Gosh, it disturbs me

to see you, Gaston

_________________________________

Looking so down in the dumps

_________________________________

Every guy here'd

love to be you, Gaston

_________________________________

(CHEERING)

_________________________________

Even when taking your lumps

_________________________________

There's no man in town

as admired as you

_________________________________

You're everyone's favourite guy

_________________________________

Everyone's awed

and inspired by you

_________________________________

And it's not very hard

_________________________________

To see why

_________________________________

(WOMEN SIGHING)

_________________________________

No one's slick as Gaston

_________________________________

No one's quick as Gaston

_________________________________

No one's neck's

as incredibly thick as Gaston

_________________________________

For there's no man in town

half as manly

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

Perfect, a pure paragon

_________________________________

You can ask any

Tom, Dick or Stanley

_________________________________

And they'll tell you

whose team they prefer to be on

_________________________________

No one's been like Gaston

_________________________________

A kingpin like Gaston

_________________________________

No one's got a swell cleft

in his chin like Gaston

_________________________________

As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating

_________________________________

My, what a guy, that Gaston

_________________________________

Give five hurrahs

Give 12 hip-hips

_________________________________

Gaston is the best

and the rest is all drips

_________________________________

ALL: No one fights like Gaston

_________________________________

Douses lights like Gaston

_________________________________

In a wrestling match

nobody bites like Gaston

_________________________________

For there's no one

as burly and brawny

_________________________________

As you see, I've got biceps to spare

_________________________________

-Not a bit of him scraggly or scrawny

-That's right

_________________________________

And every last inch of me's

covered with hair

_________________________________

-No one hits like Gaston

-Matches wits like Gaston

_________________________________

In a spitting match

nobody spits like Gaston

_________________________________

I'm especially good at expectorating

_________________________________

Ptooey!

_________________________________

Ten points for Gaston

_________________________________

When I was a lad

I ate four dozen eggs

_________________________________

Every morning to help me get large

_________________________________

And now that I'm grown

I eat five dozen eggs

_________________________________

So I'm roughly the size of a barge

_________________________________

No one shoots like Gaston

_________________________________

Makes those beauts like Gaston

_________________________________

Then goes tromping around

wearing boots like Gaston

_________________________________

I use antlers in all of my decorating

_________________________________

My, what a guy

_________________________________

Gaston

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING)

_________________________________

(CHEERING)

_________________________________

-Help! Someone help me!

-Maurice?

_________________________________

Please! Please, I need your help.

_________________________________

He's got her...

He's got her locked in the dungeon.

_________________________________

-Who?

-Belle. We must go.

_________________________________

Not... Not a minute to lose.

_________________________________

Whoa! Slow down, Maurice.

_________________________________

-Who's got Belle locked in a dungeon?

-A beast!

_________________________________

A horrible, monstrous beast!

_________________________________

(ALL LAUGHING)

_________________________________

-Is it a big beast?

-Huge.

_________________________________

-With a long, ugly snout?

-Hideously ugly.

_________________________________

-And sharp, cruel fangs?

-Yes, yes! Will you help me?

_________________________________

All right, old man. We'll help you out.

_________________________________

You will?

Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.

_________________________________

Oh!

_________________________________

-Crazy old Maurice.

-(CHUCKLING)

_________________________________

He's always good for a laugh.

_________________________________

Crazy old Maurice, hmm?

_________________________________

Crazy old Maurice.

_________________________________

Hmm.

_________________________________

(SINGING)

LeFou, I'm afraid I've been thinking

_________________________________

A dangerous pastime

_________________________________

I know

_________________________________

But that wacky old coot

is Belle's father

_________________________________

And his sanity's only so-so

_________________________________

Now, the wheels in my head

have been turning

_________________________________

Since I looked at that loony old man

_________________________________

See, I promised myself

I'd be married to Belle

_________________________________

And right now, I'm evolving a plan

_________________________________

-If I... (WHISPERING)

-Yes?

_________________________________

-Then we... (WHISPERING)

-No, would she?

_________________________________

-Guess.

-Now I get it!

_________________________________

-Let's go!

-Let's go!

_________________________________

(SINGING) No one plots like Gaston

_________________________________

Takes cheap shots like Gaston

_________________________________

Plans to persecute harmless crackpots

like Gaston

_________________________________

ALL: So, his marriage

we soon will be celebrating

_________________________________

My, what a guy

_________________________________

Gaston

_________________________________

Will no one help me?
_________________________________

_________________________________
(METAL CREAKING)
_________________________________

Harmony, honey. Sunscreen.
_________________________________

Okay.
_________________________________

Be right back, Mr. Cowboy.
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________

Okay. Antique store,

antique store...
_________________________________

Oh, that way!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
(CHILDREN CHATTERING
EXCITEDLY)
_________________________________

Did you see 'em?

How many are there?
_________________________________

-WOODY: Whoa, whoa.

-We got a busload of campers!
_________________________________
-(TOYS GRUNTING)

-COMBAT CARL: Here they come!
_________________________________

WOODY: Huh?

COMBAT CARL: Playtime, baby!
_________________________________
(RUMBLING)
_________________________________
(CHILDREN CHATTERING)
_________________________________
(KID WHOOPING)
_________________________________
(BOY GASPS)
_________________________________

Oh, baby!

It's a good day to play, huh?
_________________________________

Am I right? (LAUGHS)
_________________________________
(SHEEP BLEATING)
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________

LISA: "Hello, Mr. Cowboy.

How are you today?
_________________________________

"Do you like riding horses?"
_________________________________

BETH: Wanna play on the swings?

_________________________________

LISA: Wait for me!
_________________________________

-Bo?
-(GIRLS GIGGLING)
_________________________________

Come on.
_________________________________
(WOODY YELLS, GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Bo!
_________________________________

(LAUGHS) Oh, I can't believe it's you!

_________________________________

Bo Peep!
_________________________________

I never thought I'd see you again!

_________________________________
(BOTH CHUCKLE AWKWARDLY)
_________________________________

-So, which kid is yours?

-WOODY: Which one is yours?
_________________________________

-BO PEEP: None.

-No one.
_________________________________

-Wait, you're a lost toy?

-You're a lost toy?
_________________________________

-That's awful.

-That's great.
_________________________________

-Huh?

-I mean, awfully great...
_________________________________

-that you are lost out here.
-(RUSTLING)
_________________________________

-(GASPS) Skunk, skunk, skunk!

-BO PEEP: Watch out!
_________________________________

-(YELLS) Huh?
-(WHIRRING)
_________________________________

I told you not to drive so fast.

_________________________________

You almost ran him over.
_________________________________
(BLEATING)
_________________________________

Oh, hey, guys!
_________________________________

(LAUGHS) Whoa! Hold on there!
_________________________________

Okay!
I missed you, too.
_________________________________

If it isn't Bobby?
Gus?
_________________________________

Uh...
_________________________________

Lefty?
_________________________________

Billy, Goat, and Gruff.
_________________________________

Right! Right! Right!

Sorry, guys.
_________________________________

-BO PEEP: Girls.

-Girls! Of course!
_________________________________
(BLEATING)
_________________________________

BO PEEP: All right, all right.
_________________________________

Okay, let's get a look at you.

You need any repairs?
_________________________________

-Repairs? No, I'm fine.
-(BLEATING)
_________________________________

Hey! Nice find, girls.
_________________________________

Where did you get all this stuff?

_________________________________

Here and there.
_________________________________

You know, some kids
play rougher than others...

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) so I try to be prepared.

_________________________________

How long have you been
out on your own?

_________________________________

Seven fantastic years!
_________________________________

Seven?
_________________________________

You would not believe
the things I've seen.

_________________________________

-(BLEATING)
-Uh, no.
_________________________________

-Gigs.

-GIGGLE: Yo!
_________________________________

Come on out. There's someone
I want you to meet.
_________________________________

Be right down.
_________________________________

What's the situation?

We heading out of town or...
_________________________________

Whoa! Who's this?
_________________________________

You remember the rag doll
I told you about?

_________________________________

-The cowboy?

-Yep!
_________________________________

No way! (LAUGHS)
_________________________________

BO PEEP: Don't stare.

GIGGLE: I'm totally staring.
_________________________________

Woody,
this is Giggle McDimples.
_________________________________
(GIGGLES)
_________________________________

Oh, hi, Giggle.
_________________________________

Whoa, you didn't tell me he was a cop.

_________________________________

Howdy, Sheriff.
_________________________________

Officer Giggle McDimples.
_________________________________

I run Pet Patrol for Mini-Opolis.

_________________________________

Yeah, search and rescue.
_________________________________

Ants, caterpillars,
_________________________________

-miniature poodles, spiders.

-COMBAT CARL: Hut! Hut! Hut!
_________________________________

Carl! Where you headed?
_________________________________

Combat Carl just heard

there's a birthday party...
_________________________________

at the playground on Main Street.

_________________________________

Rumor has it they got two pinatas.

_________________________________

-That could be 20 to 30 kids.

-Nice!
_________________________________

Oh, yeah! Combat Carl's
gettin' played with!

_________________________________

You guys in?
_________________________________

You bet! Woody,
you are gonna love this!
_________________________________

Uh, no, I can't, sir.
_________________________________

Bo, I need to get back to my kid.
_________________________________

-ALL: What?

-You got a kid?
_________________________________

Yeah.
_________________________________

COMBAT CARL: Way to beat

the odds, soldier.
_________________________________

Meet you at the playground, Peep.
_________________________________

Combat Carl's got
a pinata party to crash.

_________________________________

All right, move out.

Hut! Hut! Hut!
_________________________________

So, you're, uh, with a kid?
_________________________________

It's not Andy, is it?
_________________________________

No, no, no.

He went off to college.
_________________________________

But he gave us to Bonnie.
_________________________________

-You have a little girl?

-No way!
_________________________________

Yeah, yeah.

It's why I'm out here.
_________________________________

Her other toy is trapped
_________________________________

in this antique store,

and I have to...
_________________________________

Second Chance Antiques?
_________________________________

We know that store.
_________________________________

That's great. That is great!
_________________________________

If you know the store,

you could really
_________________________________

-help me find him...

-No way.
_________________________________

We wasted years there,
_________________________________

just sitting on the shelf,

collecting dust.
_________________________________

Oh, Bo, that's awful.
_________________________________

But I don't have a choice.
_________________________________

I have to get that toy from Gabby.

_________________________________

Whoa. Steer clear of that weirdo.

_________________________________

If I were you, I'd cut
my losses and go home.

_________________________________

But Bonnie needs him

to get through kindergarten.
_________________________________

Kids lose toys every day.

Bonnie will get over it.
_________________________________

No, no...
_________________________________

You see, Bonnie needs him

just like Molly needed you.
_________________________________
(BLEATING EXCITEDLY)
_________________________________

Aw, no. Sorry, girls.
_________________________________

-Molly's not here.
-(BLEATS WEAKLY)
_________________________________

GIGGLE: Molly? Bo,

I didn't know you had a kid.
_________________________________

That was a long time ago.
_________________________________

Oh, Bo's kid was something special.

_________________________________

She was the cutest thing...
_________________________________

but so afraid of the dark.
_________________________________

It was just a phase.
_________________________________

Oh, you weren't there in the beginning.

_________________________________

Hearing Molly cry each night...

_________________________________

it broke every toy's heart.
_________________________________

And then,

Bo came into the room.
_________________________________

Her lamp was the only thing

that made Molly feel safe.
_________________________________

Mom would let her keep Bo on all night.
_________________________________

Ha! Who knew you were such a softy?

_________________________________

And Molly would fall asleep
_________________________________

with her hand resting on Bo's feet.

_________________________________

-Okay! Okay. I get it.
-(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Bo, my kid really needs this toy.
_________________________________

Will you help me?

For old times' sake.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________

All right, all right.
_________________________________

-Thank you! Oh!
-(BO PEEP LAUGHS)
_________________________________

-Oh, thank you!

-All right.
_________________________________

Guess we're doing this.

Let's ride!
_________________________________
(BLEATING)
_________________________________

Second Chance Antiques,

and step on it.
_________________________________
(BLEATING)
_________________________________
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING
ON GRAMOPHONE)
_________________________________
(FORKY GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Ow! (WHINING)
_________________________________
(ROPE CREAKING)
_________________________________

FORKY: Hey, hey!
_________________________________

-Benson, are we finished?

-FORKY: Ow!
_________________________________

Oh, that feels great!
_________________________________

Look at that! Good as new.
_________________________________

Yeah. Thank you, uh, Benson.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Uh, so, um, when's Woody
coming back?

_________________________________

Like I said, soon.
_________________________________

He won't forget about you.
_________________________________

How do you know?
_________________________________

You have your child's name
written on your feet.

_________________________________

(SCOFFS) Sticks.
_________________________________

That makes you a very important toy.

_________________________________

That's exactly what Woody says.

_________________________________

-Hmm. Interesting.
-(DOORBELL JINGLES)
_________________________________

HARMONY: Hi, Grandma! We're back!

_________________________________

(GASPS) She's back.
_________________________________

Who is she?
_________________________________

GABBY GABBY: Harmony.
_________________________________

FORKY: Wait a second...
_________________________________

she took Woody.
_________________________________

(GASPS) Did she lose him?
_________________________________

No. My Harmony is perfect.
_________________________________
(HARMONY HUMMING)
_________________________________

Forky, it's tea time.

It's tea time.
_________________________________

-Whoo-hoo! What is tea time?

-Oh, I'll show you.
_________________________________

HARMONY: A little bit of milk,

two lumps of sugar.
_________________________________

I've been practicing.

How do I look?
_________________________________

Uh... A little higher.
_________________________________

Stick out your pinky.
_________________________________

Nice!
_________________________________

Mmm! Delicious!
_________________________________

HARMONY'S MOM:
Harmony, sweetie, I'm leaving.
_________________________________

Come give me a hug.
_________________________________

Bye, Mom.

I love you.
_________________________________
(GIGGLES)
_________________________________

When my voice box is fixed...
_________________________________

I'll finally get my chance.
_________________________________

Now, about our friend Woody.
_________________________________

I wanna know everything about him.

_________________________________

Oh, yeah, Woody.
_________________________________

I've known that guy

my whole life. Two days!
_________________________________

Hey, did you know that

Bonnie was not his first kid?
_________________________________

He had this other kid, Andy.
_________________________________

And you know what?
_________________________________

I don't think he's ever gotten over him.

_________________________________

_________________________________

I wonder who lives here.

_________________________________
RABBIT: Mary Ann. Drat that girl.
Where could she have put them?
_________________________________

-The Rabbit.

-Mary Ann?
_________________________________

No use, can't wait, I'm awfully late.

Oh me, oh my.

_________________________________

Excuse me, sir, but I've been trying to...
_________________________________

Mary Ann,
what are you doing out here?
_________________________________

Mary Ann?
_________________________________

Don't just do something, stand there.
_________________________________

-No, no. Go get my gloves. I'm late.

-For what? That's just what I...
_________________________________

My gloves! At once! Do you hear?
_________________________________

Goodness. I suppose I'll be taking
orders from Dinah next.

_________________________________

Hmm. Now, let me see.

_________________________________

If I were a rabbit,

where would I keep my gloves?
_________________________________

Oh.
_________________________________
Thank you. Don't mind if I do.

_________________________________

(HUMS)
_________________________________

Oh, no, no. Not again.
_________________________________

(SHRIEKS) Mary Ann!
_________________________________

You see here, Mary Ann.

_________________________________

Help!
_________________________________

(SCREAMS) Help!
_________________________________
Help! Monster!
_________________________________

-Help! Assistance!

-(TRUMPET TOOTS)
_________________________________

(ALICE STRAINS)

_________________________________
RABBIT:
A monster, Dodo, in my house.
_________________________________

Dodo?
_________________________________
-My poor house.

-Steady, old chap.

_________________________________

-Can't be as bad as all that.

-My poor roof and rafters.
_________________________________

All my walls. There it is!
_________________________________

By jove. Jolly well is, isn't it?
_________________________________

Do something.
_________________________________

Yes, indeed.
Extraordinary situation, but...

_________________________________

But... But what?
_________________________________

(HOOTS)
_________________________________

But I have a very simple solution.

_________________________________
-Thank goodness.
-RABBIT: What is it?
_________________________________

-Simply pull it out the chimney.

-Go ahead. Pull it out.
_________________________________

Who? Me? Don't be ridiculous.

_________________________________

What we need is a...

_________________________________

(WHISTLING)
_________________________________

...a lizard with a ladder.
_________________________________

Oh! Bill! Bill,
we need a lazard with a lidder.
_________________________________

-Can you help us?

-At your service, guv'nor.

_________________________________

Bill, me lad, have you ever
been down a chimney?
_________________________________

Guv'nor, I been down more chimneys...
_________________________________

Excellent.
_________________________________
You just pop down the chimney
and haul that monster out of there.
_________________________________

Righto, guv'nor. Monster? (SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(RABBIT AND DODO SHOUT)
_________________________________

Come now. That's better, m'lad.

_________________________________

You're passing up a golden opportunity.

_________________________________

I am?
_________________________________

-You can be famous.

-I can?
_________________________________

Of course. There's a brave lad.
_________________________________

In you go, now. Nothing to it, old boy.

_________________________________

Simply tie your tail around the
monster's neck and drag it out.

_________________________________

-But, guv'nor...
-Good luck, Bill.

_________________________________

(PREPARES TO SNEEZE)
_________________________________
(SNEEZES)
_________________________________

Well, there goes Bill.
_________________________________

Poor Bill.

_________________________________

Perhaps we should try
a more energetic remedy.
_________________________________

Yes, anything, anything, but hurry.
_________________________________

I propose that we...

_________________________________

-Yes, go on. Yes? Yes?
-I propose that we...
_________________________________

(SHRIEKS)
_________________________________

By jove, that's it.
We'll burn the house down.
_________________________________

Yes. Burn the house... What?

_________________________________

Oh, no.
_________________________________

(SINGING) We'll smoke the brighter out
_________________________________

We'll put the beast to rout

_________________________________
Some kindling, just a stick or two
_________________________________
-This bit of rubbish ought to do

-Oh, dear.

_________________________________

We'll smoke the blighter out

_________________________________
We'll smoke the monster out
_________________________________

No, no. Not my beautiful bird house.
_________________________________

We'll roast the blighter's toes
_________________________________

We'll toast the bounder's nose
Just fetch that gate
_________________________________
We'll make it clear that monsters
aren't welcome here
_________________________________

-Oh me, oh my.
-A match. Thank you.

_________________________________

Without a single doubt
We'll smoke the monster out
_________________________________

We'll smoke the monster out
_________________________________

No. My poor house and furniture.
_________________________________

Oh, dear. This is serious.

_________________________________

I simply must... (GASPS) A garden.
_________________________________

Perhaps if I eat something,
it will make... Me... Grow small.
_________________________________

Ow! Let go! Help!
_________________________________

-I'm sorry, but I must eat something.
-Not me, you... You... Barbarian.
_________________________________

Help!
_________________________________

Monster!
_________________________________
Help!
_________________________________

I'm late. Oh, dear. I'm here.
I should be there. I'm late.
_________________________________
-I say, do you have a match?
-Must go. Goodbye, hello.
_________________________________
-I'm late, I'm late, I'm late.
-Wait. Please wait.
_________________________________

Ah, young lady, do you have a match?
_________________________________

No, I'm sorry but... Mr. Rabbit.
_________________________________

No cooperation, no cooperation at all.

_________________________________

Well, can't have monsters about.

_________________________________

Jolly well have to carry on alone.

_________________________________
(BLOWS)
_________________________________

Wait. Please. Just a minute.
_________________________________

Oh, dear. I'll never catch him
while I'm this small.

_________________________________
-Curious butterflies.
-FLOWER: Bread-and-butterflies.
_________________________________

Yes, of course... Hmm?
_________________________________

Who do you suppose...
_________________________________

(WHINNIES)
_________________________________

A horsefly. I mean, a rocking-horsefly.

_________________________________
-FLOWER: Naturally.
-I beg your pardon, but did you...
_________________________________

That's nonsense. Flowers can't talk.
_________________________________

But of course we can talk, my dear.

_________________________________

If there's anyone worth talking to.

_________________________________

Or about. (GIGGLES)
_________________________________

-And we sing, too.
-You do?
_________________________________

Oh, yes. Would you like to hear
Tell It To The Tulips?
_________________________________

-No, let's sing about us.
-We know one about the shy violet.
_________________________________

-Not that old thing.
-Lovely lily of the valley.
_________________________________

-A daisy duet?
-She wouldn't like that.

_________________________________

Girls. We shall sing Golden Afternoon.

_________________________________

That's about all of us.

_________________________________

Sound your A, Lily.
_________________________________

(SINGS) La!
_________________________________
(ALL SING) Me, me, me, me, me!

_________________________________

(SINGS) La, la, la, la, la!
_________________________________

(SINGS ARPEGGIO)
_________________________________

(SINGS BASS NOTES)
_________________________________

(ALL HUM IN HARMONY)

_________________________________
(SINGING) Little bread-and-butterflies
kiss the tulips

_________________________________
And the sun is like a toy balloon

_________________________________

There are get-up-in-the-morning glories
_________________________________

In the golden afternoon

_________________________________

There are dancing daffodils
on the hillside

_________________________________

Strings of violets are all in tune
_________________________________

Tiger lilies love the dandelions

_________________________________

In the golden afternoon

_________________________________

The golden afternoon
_________________________________

There are dog-and-caterpillars
and a copper centipede

_________________________________

Where the lazy daisies love
_________________________________

The very peaceful life they lead

_________________________________

You can learn a lot of things
from the flowers
_________________________________

For especially in the month of June
_________________________________

Ah ah ah ah
_________________________________

There's a wealth
of happiness and romance
_________________________________

All in the golden afternoon

_________________________________
(RINGING)

_________________________________
(WHISTLES)
_________________________________

(BRASS PLAYING)
_________________________________

(STRINGS PLAYING)
_________________________________

All in the golden afternoon
_________________________________

The golden afternoon

_________________________________

You can learn a lot of things
from the flowers

_________________________________

For especially in the month of June
_________________________________

There's a wealth
of happiness and romance

_________________________________

All...
_________________________________

In the golden afternoon
_________________________________

(BRASSES PLAYING)

_________________________________

(CYMBALS CRASH)
_________________________________

(CLAPPING)
_________________________________

-That was lovely.
-Thank you, my dear.

_________________________________

What kind of garden do you come from?
_________________________________

-I don't come from any garden.
-Do you suppose she's a wild flower?
_________________________________

No, I'm not a wild flower.
_________________________________

Just what specie or shall
we say genus are you, my dear?
_________________________________

Well, I suppose you'd call me
a genus humans Alice.

_________________________________
FLOWER: Ever see an Alice
with a blossom like that?
_________________________________

Come to think of it,
did you ever see an Alice?
_________________________________

And did you notice her petals?
_________________________________

What a peculiar color.
_________________________________

And no fragrance.

_________________________________

-Just look at those stems.
-Rather scrawny, I'd say.
_________________________________

-I think she's pretty.
-Quiet, Bud.
_________________________________

-But I'm not a flower.
-Ah-ha! Just as I suspected.
_________________________________

She's nothing but a common
mobile vulgaris.
_________________________________

ALL: Oh, no!
_________________________________

-A common what?
-To put it bluntly, a weed.
_________________________________

I'm not a weed.
_________________________________

-You wouldn't expect her to admit it.
-Can you imagine?
_________________________________

-Well, goodness.
-Don't let her stay and go to seed.
_________________________________

-Go on.
-Please go.
_________________________________

-We don't want weeds in our bed.
-Move along.
_________________________________

(TRUMPETING)
_________________________________

(SQUEALS)
_________________________________

(BARKS)
_________________________________

All right.
If that's the way you feel about it.

_________________________________

If I were my right size, I could pick
every one of you if I wanted to.
_________________________________

And I guess that'd teach you.
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)

_________________________________
You can learn a lot of things
from the flowers. (HARRUMPHS)

_________________________________
Seems to me they could learn a
few things about manners.

_________________________________
_________________________________
That's What Makes the World Go Round – The Sword in the Stone
_________________________________
_________________________________
Now, that gives you the forward thrust.
Now, let's get a rhythm.
_________________________________
(SINGING) Right, left, right, left
_________________________________
One, two, left and right
_________________________________
By day and night
_________________________________
That's what makes the world go round
_________________________________
In and out
Thin and stout
_________________________________
That's what makes the world go round
_________________________________
For every up there is a down
_________________________________
-For every square
-There is a round?
_________________________________
Yes.
_________________________________
-For every high
-There is a low?
_________________________________
And for every to
_________________________________
-There is a...
-Fro.
_________________________________
-Fro?
-Yes, fro.
_________________________________
To and fro, stop and go
_________________________________
That's what makes the world go round
_________________________________
In and out
Thin and stout
_________________________________
Merlin? Merlin?
_________________________________
-I swallowed a bug.
-Oh.
_________________________________
What's wrong with that?
After all, boy, you are a fish.
_________________________________
Instincts, you know.
_________________________________
But you said I had no instinct.
_________________________________
Yes. Oh.
_________________________________
Oh, I did. That's neither here nor there.
_________________________________
The main thing is, you must...
_________________________________
Set your sights upon the heights
_________________________________
Don't be a mediocrity
_________________________________
-Mediocrity?
-That's right.
_________________________________
Don't just wait and trust to fate
_________________________________
And say that's how it's meant to be
_________________________________
It's up to you how far you go
_________________________________
If you don't try you'll never know
_________________________________
And so, my lad, as I've explained
_________________________________
Nothing ventured, nothing gained
_________________________________
(MERLIN HUMMING TUNE)
_________________________________
(MERLIN GIGGLING)
_________________________________
(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Let's... Let's swim through
that tall grass again. It tickles.
_________________________________
(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Oh. Oh, I beg your pardon.
_________________________________
Me, too.
_________________________________
For every to there is a fro
_________________________________
For every stop there is a go
_________________________________
And that's what makes
the world go round
_________________________________
Oh, let go, let go, let go.
_________________________________

_________________________________

ALL: Tarzan! Tarzan! Where are you?

_________________________________

MUNGO: Let's hope we find him

before Kerchak.

_________________________________

FLYNT: Maybe he's lost.
_________________________________

MUNGO: Or found something
more interesting.

_________________________________
TERK: Are you nuts? What could

be more interesting than us?

_________________________________

(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

Hey, what's everybody looking at?

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(TANTOR GASPING)
_________________________________

(TANTOR SHUDDERING)
_________________________________

The horror!
_________________________________

(WHIMPERING) It's gruesome. Hide me!
_________________________________

Pull yourself together.

You're embarrassing me.
_________________________________

These things aren't alive.
_________________________________

-(LAUGHTER)
-I knew that.
_________________________________

ALL: Tarzan!
_________________________________

Hello?
_________________________________

What kind of primitive beasts

are responsible for this mess?
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

Wow! Come here, you guys!
Come here, come here!
_________________________________
-Look at this.

-What is that thing?
_________________________________
-Funny. Wow.
-(DINGS)
_________________________________
ALL: Ooh!
_________________________________
-(SHATTERING)
-Hey!
_________________________________
Do it again, do it again.
_________________________________

Like this?
_________________________________
(TEARING)
_________________________________
-Yeah!
-Ooh.
_________________________________

Yeah. Rip it!
_________________________________

Ding! I love that part.
_________________________________

Let me hear it, big fella.

_________________________________

-TERK: Now, hit it!

-(LAUGHTER)

_________________________________

Yeah!
_________________________________

Nice.
_________________________________

What the heck? Bye-bye.
_________________________________

Terk. (TRUMPETS)
_________________________________

Yeah, Tant.
_________________________________

Now, hit it.
_________________________________

-Come on, Tantor !

-(TRUMPETS)

_________________________________
TERK: Oh, I love it.

_________________________________

Stay with me, fellas.
_________________________________

I feel something happening here.
_________________________________

(ANIMALS PLAY MUSIC
WITH ITEMS IN CAMP)

_________________________________
TERK: (SINGING)

Shoo-bee-do-da-be-da

_________________________________
Do-be-do-da-ba-da-ba-do
_________________________________
GORILLAS: Shoo-bee-do-da-be-da
Do-be-do-da-ba-da-ba-do
_________________________________
ALL: Shoo-bee-do-da-be-da
Do-be-do-da-ba-da-ba-do
_________________________________
Shoo-bop-she-doo
_________________________________
(MUSICAL CLINKING)

_________________________________
TERK: Yeah!

_________________________________
Bomp-bomp-bomp-bomp

_________________________________
(DRUMS PLAYING)

_________________________________
TERK: Yeah!

_________________________________
ALL: Shoo-bee-do-da-be-da
Do-be-do-da-ba-da-ba-do
_________________________________
Shoo-bee-do-da-be-da
Do-be-do-da-ba-da-ba-do

_________________________________
Wa-ba-ba-de-woo
_________________________________
(FAINT MUSIC)
_________________________________
-(SHATTERING)
-What...
_________________________________
Shoo-bop-she-doo
_________________________________
Shoo-bop-she-doo
_________________________________
Woo-woo!
_________________________________
(SPEEDING UP)
Shoo-bop-she-doo
_________________________________
Shoo-bop-she-doo
_________________________________
Woo!
_________________________________
(TRUMPET TRAILS OFF)
_________________________________

(GASPING) Gorillas!
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

He's one of them.
_________________________________
(GROWL)
_________________________________
Oh, my...
_________________________________

(ROAR)
_________________________________

(JANE WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

(WHIMPERING)

_________________________________
PROFESSOR AND CLAYTON: Jane!

_________________________________
PROFESSOR: Jane, where are you?

_________________________________

Jane. Oh, Jane.
_________________________________

-Oh, thank goodness.

-Good heavens, what happened?
_________________________________

Are you all right?
We've been everywhere.
_________________________________
Oh, my goodness.
_________________________________
-Daddy, I was out walking...

-Yes, yes.
_________________________________

Little baby. Little baby monkey.
_________________________________
-I drew a picture.

-Go on.
_________________________________

-The monkey starts crying.

-Oh, poor baby.
_________________________________

But I turned round, and
there's a whole fleet of them!
_________________________________

-Of what?

-An army of monkeys!
_________________________________

-A huge tree full of them...

-Monkeys?
_________________________________

...screaming at me!

(MIMICS MONKEY)
_________________________________

Theropithecus baboonus.

She's very good at this.
_________________________________

-Oh, really?

-Terrified, I was.
_________________________________
Suddenly, I was swinging
in the vines, up in the air!
_________________________________

-With the monkeys?

-Flying.
_________________________________
-In the air.

-And I'm all surrounded.
_________________________________

-What did you do?

-And, Daddy, they took my boot!
_________________________________

They took... Those are
the ones I bought you.
_________________________________

And I was saved!
_________________________________
I was saved by a flying wild man
in a loincloth.
_________________________________

-Loincloth, good Lord.

-What is she talking about?
_________________________________

I haven't the foggiest idea.
_________________________________

Takes after her mother, you know.
_________________________________

She'd come up with stories.

Not about men in loincloths...
_________________________________

-And there were gorillas!

-BOTH: Gorillas?
_________________________________

-They were doing...

-You saw the gorillas? Where?
_________________________________

-He left with them.

-Who, dear, who?
_________________________________

Tarzan.
_________________________________

Tarzan?
_________________________________

The ape man.
_________________________________

(SCREECHING)

_________________________________
KERCHAK: Everyone.

We will avoid the strangers.

_________________________________

Do not let them see you,

and do not seek them out.

_________________________________
TARZAN: They mean us no harm.

_________________________________

Tarzan, I don't know them.
_________________________________

I do. I've spent time with them.
_________________________________

You may be willing to risk

our safety, I'm not.
_________________________________

Why are you threatened

by anyone different from you?
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Protect this family,

and stay away from them.
_________________________________

Tarzan, for once, listen to Kerchak.
_________________________________

Why didn't you tell me there
were creatures that look like me?

_________________________________

_________________________________
(SINGING) The pear-shaped toad
_________________________________
(OUT OF TUNE)
_________________________________
Ooh
_________________________________
Sing, sweet nightingale
_________________________________
Sing, sweet nightingale
_________________________________
High
_________________________________
Above me
_________________________________
Oh, sing, sweet nightingale
_________________________________
Sing, sweet nightingale
_________________________________
CINDERELLA: (SINGING) High
_________________________________
Above
_________________________________
Oh, sing, sweet nightingale
_________________________________
Sing, sweet nightingale
_________________________________
High
_________________________________
Oh, sing, sweet nightingale
_________________________________
Sing, sweet
_________________________________
Nightingale
_________________________________
Oh, sing, sweet nightingale
_________________________________
Sing, sweet
_________________________________
Oh, sing, sweet nightingale
_________________________________
Sing
_________________________________
Oh, sing, sweet nightingale
_________________________________
Oh, sing, sweet
_________________________________
Oh
_________________________________
Sing
_________________________________
Oh! Oh, Lucifer!
_________________________________
You mean old thing.
_________________________________
I'm just going to have to
teach you a lesson.
_________________________________
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
_________________________________
Open in the name of the King.
_________________________________
An urgent message
from His Imperial Majesty.
_________________________________
-Thank you.
-JAQ: From the King!
_________________________________
What's it say, Cinderelly?
_________________________________
What's it say, huh?
_________________________________
I don't know.
_________________________________
He said it's urgent.
_________________________________
DRIZELLA: Ohhh
_________________________________
Maybe I should interrupt
the, uh, music lesson.
_________________________________
Sing, sweet nightingale
_________________________________
Sing, sweet nightingale
_________________________________
High
_________________________________
High
_________________________________
You clumsy! You did it on purpose.
_________________________________
-DRIZELLA: It's her fault.
-Girls, girls. Remember,
_________________________________

above all, self-control.
_________________________________
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
_________________________________

Yes!

_________________________________
Cinderella!
I've warned you never to interrupt...
_________________________________
-This just arrived from the palace.
-BOTH: From the palace!
_________________________________
-Give it here.
-Let me have it.
_________________________________
-(SHRIEKING)
-I'll read it.
_________________________________
Well, there's to be a ball.
_________________________________
-BOTH: A ball!
-In honor of His Highness, the Prince.
_________________________________
BOTH: Oh, the Prince!
_________________________________
And, by royal command,
_________________________________
every eligible maiden is to attend.
_________________________________
Why, that's us!
-And I'm so eligible.
_________________________________
-That means I can go, too.
-DRIZELLA: Ha!
_________________________________
Her, dancing with the Prince. (LAUGHS)
_________________________________
(MOCKING) I'd be honored,
Your Highness.
_________________________________
Would you mind holding my broom?
_________________________________
(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Well, why not?
_________________________________
After all, I'm still a member of the family.
_________________________________
And it says, "By royal command,
_________________________________
"every eligible maiden is to attend."
_________________________________
Yes, so it does.
_________________________________
Well, I see no reason why you can't go.
_________________________________
If you get all your work done.
_________________________________
Oh, I will. I promise.
_________________________________
And if you can find
something suitable to wear.
_________________________________
I'm sure I can.
Oh, thank you, Stepmother.
_________________________________

Mother, do you realize
what you just said?
_________________________________

Of course.
_________________________________

I said "if."
_________________________________

Oh. "If."
_________________________________
(SNICKERS)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

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Just imagine, real live mermaids.

_________________________________

-Would you like to meet 'em?

-Oh, Peter, I'd love to.

_________________________________

All right, come on.

_________________________________

(PLAYING PANPIPES)

_________________________________

-It's Peter.

-BOTH: Oh!

_________________________________

Hello, Peter!

_________________________________

Hello, Peter!

_________________________________

Hello, Peter!

_________________________________

Hello, girls.

_________________________________

MERMAID 1: I'm so glad to see you.

_________________________________

Why did you stay away so long?

Did you miss me?

_________________________________

-Tell us one of your adventures.

-MERMAID 2: Something exciting.

_________________________________

Want to hear about the time

I cut off Hook's hand?

_________________________________

-Oh, I've always liked that one.

-Me too.

_________________________________

There I was on

Marooner's Rock surrounded...

_________________________________

-Oh, Peter!

-Who's she?

_________________________________

Huh? Her? Oh, that's Wendy.

_________________________________

-A girl?

-What's she doing here?

_________________________________

And in her nightdress too.

_________________________________

Come on, dearie. Join us for a swim.

_________________________________

-I'm not dressed for it.

-But you must!

_________________________________

-We insist!

-No, please!

_________________________________

-MERMAID 3: Too good for us, eh?

-Peter!

_________________________________

-If you dare to come near me again...

-Wendy! Wendy!

_________________________________

They were just having

a little fun, weren't you?

_________________________________

-That's all.

-We were only trying to drown her.

_________________________________

-Ya see?

-Well, if you think for one minute

_________________________________

that I'm going to put up with a...

_________________________________

Shh. Hold it, Wendy.

_________________________________

Yep, it's Hook.

_________________________________

-Hook!

-Hook!

_________________________________

Hook! Oh!

_________________________________

Quick, Wendy.

_________________________________

PETER: They've captured Tiger Lily.

_________________________________

(TICKING)

_________________________________

Looks like they're headin'

for Skull Rock. Come on, Wendy.

_________________________________

Let's see what they're up to.
_________________________________

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(SINGING) A, E, I O, U
_________________________________

O, U, E, I, O, A
_________________________________

U, E, I, A
_________________________________

A, E, I, O, U
_________________________________

Who are you?
_________________________________

Well, I... I hardly know, sir.

_________________________________

I've changed so many times, you see.
_________________________________

I do not see.

_________________________________

-Explain yourself.
-I'm afraid I can't explain myself.
_________________________________

-Because I'm not myself, you know.
-I do not know.
_________________________________

I can't put it any more clearly,
for it isn't clear to me.

_________________________________

You? Who are you?
_________________________________

Well, don't you think you
ought to tell me...
_________________________________

(COUGHS) ...who you are first?
_________________________________

Why?
_________________________________

Oh, dear. Everything is so confusing.

_________________________________
-It is not.
-ALICE: Well, it is to me.
_________________________________

-Why?
-I can't remember things as I used to.
_________________________________

Recite.

_________________________________

Hmm? Oh, yes, sir. Erm...

_________________________________

How doth the little busy bee
improve each...

_________________________________
CATERPILLAR: Stop!
_________________________________

That is not spoken correcitally. It goes:

_________________________________

How...

_________________________________

(GIGGLES)

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

How doth the little crocodile
improve his shining tail
_________________________________

And pour the waters of the Nile
on every golden scale?
_________________________________

How cheer...
_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

(ALICE GIGGLES)
_________________________________

How cheerfully he seems to grin.

_________________________________

How neatly spreads his claws.

_________________________________

And welcomes little fishes in.
_________________________________

With gently smiling jaws.
_________________________________

I've never heard it that way before.

_________________________________

I know. I have improved it.

_________________________________

Well... (COUGHS)
_________________________________

-If you ask me...
-You?
_________________________________

Who are you?
_________________________________

(COUGHS)
_________________________________

(SNEEZES)
_________________________________

(HARRUMPHS)
_________________________________

You, there. Girl.
_________________________________

Wait. Come back.
_________________________________

I have something important to say.
_________________________________

Oh, dear.

_________________________________

I wonder what he wants now.

_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

Well?
_________________________________

Keep your temper.

_________________________________

-Is that all?

-No.

_________________________________

Exatically what is your problem?
_________________________________

It's exatically... Exat... It's precisely this.

_________________________________

I should like to be a little larger, sir.
_________________________________

Why?
_________________________________

After all, three inches is such
a wretched height.
_________________________________

I am exatically three inches high
_________________________________

and it is a very good height indeed!
_________________________________

But I'm not used to it,
and you needn't... Shout!
_________________________________

Oh, dear.

_________________________________
CATERPILLAR: By the way,
I have a few more helpful hints.
_________________________________

-One side will make you grow taller.

-One side of what?
_________________________________

And the other side
will make you grow shorter.

_________________________________

-The other side of what?
-The mushroom, of course!
_________________________________

Hmm.

_________________________________

One side will make me grow...

_________________________________

But which is which?
_________________________________

After all that's happened, I...
I wonder if I...

_________________________________

I don't care.

_________________________________

I'm tired of being only three inches high.

_________________________________

(SHRIEKS)
_________________________________
(BIRD SHRIEKS)
_________________________________

A serpent!
_________________________________

Help! Serpent! Serpent!
_________________________________

-But, please, please.
-Off with you. Shoo. Go away. Serpent!
_________________________________
Serpent!
_________________________________

But I'm not a serpent.
_________________________________

Indeed? Then just what are you?
_________________________________

-I'm just a little girl.
-Little? Little?
_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Well, I am. I mean, I was.

_________________________________

And I suppose you don't eat eggs, either.

_________________________________

-Yes, I do.
-I knew it. I knew it.
_________________________________

Serpent. Serpent!
_________________________________

For goodness' sake.
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________
-And the other side will...
-The very idea.
_________________________________
Spend all my time laying eggs
for serpents like her.
_________________________________

(BIRD SHRIEKS)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Goodness. I wonder if I'll ever
get the knack of it.

_________________________________

There. That's much better.

_________________________________

Better save these.

_________________________________

_________________________________

(SOBBING)

_________________________________

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

_________________________________

-Who is it?

-Mrs. Potts, dear.

_________________________________

-I thought you might like a spot of tea.

-(GASPS)

_________________________________

But you're... You're a...

_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-Oh!

_________________________________

-Careful.

-This is impossible.

_________________________________

I know it is, but here we are.

_________________________________

I told you she was pretty, Mama,

didn't I?

_________________________________

All right, Chip, now, that'll do.

Slowly now. Don't spill.

_________________________________

Thank you.

_________________________________

Wanna see me do a trick?

_________________________________

(INHALES)

_________________________________

-MRS. POTTS: Chip!

-(GIGGLES) Oops! Sorry.

_________________________________

That was a very brave thing

you did, my dear.

_________________________________

We all think so.

_________________________________

But I've lost my father,

my dreams, everything.

_________________________________

Cheer up, child.

It'll turn out all right in the end.

_________________________________

You'll see.

_________________________________

Oh, listen to me jabbering on

_________________________________

while there's a supper

to get on the table.

_________________________________

Chip?

_________________________________

Bye.

_________________________________

Well, now,

what shall we dress you in for dinner?

_________________________________

Oh, let's see what I got in my drawers.

_________________________________

Oh, how embarrassing! (LAUGHS)

_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT) Ah, here we are.

You'll look ravishing in this one.

_________________________________

That's very kind of you,

but I'm not going to dinner.

_________________________________

(GASPS) But you must.

_________________________________

Ahem, ahem, ahem.

_________________________________

Dinner is served.

_________________________________

What's taking so long?

_________________________________

I told her to come down.

_________________________________

-Why isn't she here yet?

-Try to be patient, sir.

_________________________________

The girl has lost her father

and her freedom all in one day.

_________________________________

Master, have you thought

_________________________________

that perhaps this girl could be the one

to break the spell?

_________________________________

Of course I have! I'm not a fool.

_________________________________

Good! So, you fall in love with her,

_________________________________

she falls in love with you, and poof!

The spell is broken.

_________________________________

We'll be human again by midnight.

_________________________________

It's not that easy, Lumiere.

These things take time.

_________________________________

But the rose has already begun to wilt.

_________________________________

Oh, it's no use.

_________________________________

She's so beautiful and I'm...

_________________________________

Well, look at me!

_________________________________

You must help her to see past all that.

_________________________________

I don't know how.

_________________________________

Well, you can start

by making yourself more presentable.

_________________________________

Straighten up.

Try to act like a gentleman.

_________________________________

Yes. When she comes in,

give her a dashing, debonair smile.

_________________________________

Come, come, show me the smile.

_________________________________

-But don't frighten the poor girl.

-Impress her with your rapier wit.

_________________________________

But be gentle.

_________________________________

-Shower her with compliments.

-But be sincere.

_________________________________

And above all,

_________________________________

-you must control your temper!

-You must control your temper!

_________________________________

LUMIERE: Here she is!

_________________________________

Good evening.

_________________________________

-Well, where is she?

-Who?

_________________________________

Oh! (LAUGHS)

_________________________________

The girl, yes. The girl.

_________________________________

Well, actually, she's in the process of...

_________________________________

Circumstances being what they are...

She's not coming.

_________________________________

BEAST: What?

_________________________________

Oh, dear. Your Grace! Your Eminence!

_________________________________

Let's not be hasty!

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________

I thought I told you

to come down to dinner!

_________________________________

BELLE: I'm not hungry.

_________________________________

You'll come out or I'll... I'll...

I'll break down the door!

_________________________________

Master, I could be wrong,

_________________________________

but that may not be the best way

to win the girl's affections.

_________________________________

Please attempt to be a gentleman.

_________________________________

But she is being so difficult.

_________________________________

Gently, gently.

_________________________________

-Will you come down to dinner?

-BELLE: No!

_________________________________

-Hmm?

-Eh-eh.

_________________________________

Suave, genteel.

_________________________________

It would give me great pleasure

_________________________________

if you would join me for dinner.

_________________________________

And we say "please."

_________________________________

-Please.

-No, thank you.

_________________________________

-You can't stay in there forever!

-Yes, I can.

_________________________________

Fine! Then go ahead and starve!

_________________________________

If she doesn't eat with me,

then she doesn't eat at all!

_________________________________

(DOOR SLAMS)

_________________________________

Oh, dear.

That didn't go very well at all, did it?

_________________________________

Lumiere, stand watch at the door

_________________________________

and inform me at once

if there is the slightest change.

_________________________________

You can count on me, mon capitaine.

_________________________________

Well, we might as well go downstairs

and start cleaning up.

_________________________________

I ask nicely, but she refuses.

_________________________________

What does she want me to do, beg?

_________________________________

Show me the girl.

_________________________________

But the master's really not so bad,

once you get to know him.

_________________________________

Why don't you give him a chance?

_________________________________

I don't want to get to know him.

_________________________________

I don't want to have anything

to do with him.

_________________________________

I'm just fooling myself.

_________________________________

She'll never see me as anything

_________________________________

but a monster.

_________________________________

It's hopeless.

_________________________________

NARRATOR: Owl talked

from page 41 to page 62.

_________________________________

On page 62, the blustery day

turned into a blustery night.

_________________________________
To Pooh, it was a very
anxious sort of night,

_________________________________
filled with anxious sorts of noises.

_________________________________
One of the noises was a sound

that had never been heard before.

_________________________________
(GROWLS)
_________________________________
Ah, is that you, Piglet?
_________________________________
(GROWLS)
_________________________________

Well, tell me about it tomorrow...
Eeyore?
_________________________________
(GROWLS)
_________________________________

Oh, come in, Christopher Robin.
_________________________________
(BANGING ON DOOR)

_________________________________

NARRATOR: Now, Pooh, being a bear

of very little brain,

_________________________________

decided to invite the new sound in.

_________________________________
Hello, out there.
_________________________________

Oh, I hope nobody answers.
_________________________________
(GROWLS)
_________________________________

Hello, I'm Tigger!
_________________________________

Oh, ha, ha.
_________________________________
-You scared me.

-Sure I did. (LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Everyone's scared of tiggers.
_________________________________

-Who are you?

-I'm Pooh.
_________________________________

Oh, a Pooh, sure.
_________________________________

-What's a Pooh?

-You're sitting on one.
_________________________________

I am?
_________________________________
Oh, well, glad to meet ya.

Name's Tigger.
_________________________________

T, I, double "guh," err.
_________________________________

That spells "Tigger."
_________________________________

But what is a tigger?
_________________________________

Well, he asked for it.
_________________________________
Oh, hoo-hoo-hoo!
_________________________________

(SINGING)
The wonderful thing about tiggers
_________________________________

is tiggers are wonderful things
_________________________________

Their tops are made out of rubber

their bottoms are made out of springs
_________________________________

They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy

pouncy fun, fun, fun, fun, fun
_________________________________

But the most wonderful thing

about tiggers is I'm the only one
_________________________________

I'm the only one

_________________________________
(PURRING)
_________________________________
Then what's that over there?
_________________________________

Huh? Oh, hey, hey, look, look, look.
_________________________________

Oh, what a strange looking creature.
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________

Look at those beady little eyes,
_________________________________

and that pur-posti-rus chin,
_________________________________

and those ricky-diculus

striped pajamas.
_________________________________

Looked like another tigger to me.
_________________________________

Oh, no, it's not! I'm the only tigger.
_________________________________

Watch me scare the stripes

off of this impostor.
_________________________________
(GROWLS)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________

Is he gone?
_________________________________

All except the tail.
_________________________________

He's gone.
_________________________________

You can come out now, Tigger.
_________________________________

Tigger?
_________________________________

-Hello, I'm Tigger.

-You said that.
_________________________________

Oh, well, did I say I was hungry?
_________________________________

-I don't think so.

-Well, then l'll say it.
_________________________________

I'm hungry!

_________________________________

POOH: Oh, not for honey, I hope.

_________________________________

Honey! Oh, boy, honey!
_________________________________

That's what tiggers like best.
_________________________________

I was afraid of that.
_________________________________

Mmm... Oh, say... Mmm...
_________________________________

Yuck!
_________________________________
Tiggers don't like honey!
_________________________________

But you said...
_________________________________

That icky, sticky stuff
is only fit for heffalumps and woozles.

_________________________________
You mean elephants and weasels.
_________________________________

That's what I said.

Heffalumps and woozles.
_________________________________

Well, what do heffa... Halla...

What do they do?
_________________________________

-Oh, nothing much. Just steal honey.

-Steal honey?
_________________________________

They sure do. Well, I'd better
be bouncing along now, chum.
_________________________________
Cheerio! Hoo, hoo, hoo!

_________________________________

The wonderful thing about tiggers

is tiggers are wonderful things
_________________________________

Their tops are made out of rubber

their bottoms are made out of springs
_________________________________

They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy,

pouncy fun, fun, fun, fun, fun
_________________________________

But the most wonderful thing

about tiggers is I'm the only one
_________________________________

I'm the only one

_________________________________

NARRATOR: Well, if what Tigger

said was true,

_________________________________

and there really were

heffalumps and woozles about,
_________________________________

there was only one thing to do.
_________________________________

Take drastic precautions

to protect his precious honey.

_________________________________
Oh, hello.
_________________________________

Am I glad to see you!
_________________________________

It's more friendly with two.
_________________________________

Now, you go that way,

and l'll go this way.
_________________________________

You didn't see anything, did you?
_________________________________

Neither did I.
_________________________________
(THUNDER RUMBLING)

_________________________________

NARRATOR: Now, the very blustery

night turned into a very rainy night,

_________________________________

and Pooh kept his lonely vigil,
_________________________________

hour after hour after hour.

_________________________________
Until, at last,
_________________________________

Pooh fell fast asleep

and began to dream.

_________________________________

GHOSTLY VOICE:

Heffalumps and woozles.

_________________________________

Heffalumps and woozles steal honey.

_________________________________
Beware. Beware.

_________________________________
(SINGING) They're black, they're brown

they're up, they're down
_________________________________

They're in, they're out

They're all about
_________________________________

They're far, they're near

they're gone, they're here
_________________________________

They're quick and slick

they're insincere
_________________________________

Beware, beware

Be a very wary bear
_________________________________

A heffalump or woozle

is very confusil
_________________________________

A heffalump or woozle's

very sly, sly, sly
_________________________________

They come in ones and twosles
_________________________________

But if they so choosles
_________________________________

Before your eyes
you'll see them multiply
_________________________________
Ply, ply, ply
_________________________________

They're extraordinary

So better be wary
_________________________________

Because they come
in every shape and size
_________________________________
Size, size, size
_________________________________

If honey's what you covet

You'll find that they love it
_________________________________

Because they guzzle up

the thing you prize
_________________________________

They're green, they're blue

they're pink, they're white
_________________________________

They're round, they're square

they're a terrible sight
_________________________________

They tie themselves in horrible knots

They come in stripes or polka dots

_________________________________

Beware, beware

Be a very wary bear
_________________________________
(PLAYING A TUNE)
_________________________________
(LAUGHTER)
_________________________________
-(SQUEAK)
-(BOING)
_________________________________
(BOING)
_________________________________
(GIGGLING)
_________________________________
(EXPLOSION)
_________________________________

They're extraordinary

So better be wary
_________________________________

Because they come in
every shape and size
_________________________________
Size, size, size
_________________________________

If honey's what you covet

You'll find that they love it
_________________________________

Because they'll guzzle up

the things you prize
_________________________________
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
_________________________________

They're black, they're brown

they're up, they're down
_________________________________

They're in, they're out

they're all about
_________________________________

They're far, they're near

they're gone, they're here
_________________________________

They're quick and slick

they're insincere
_________________________________

Beware, beware
Beware, beware
_________________________________

Beware

_________________________________

_________________________________
IRIDESSA: That's it, Cheese.

Keep them coming.
_________________________________

Next.
_________________________________

Okay. Next.
_________________________________

Iridessa,

how are those lanterns coming?
_________________________________

Almost done, Fairy Mary. Whoa!

Good shot, Cheese.
_________________________________

Next, I'll get Rosetta some light crystals

for the fireworks.
_________________________________

I can't wait to mix them up

with my begonias, gardenias and...
_________________________________

-Forget-me-nots.

-Forget-me-nots.
_________________________________

I keep forgetting those.
_________________________________

Fawn, show me how that

21-butterfly salute is coming along.
_________________________________

All right, fellas, when I blow the whistle,

you guys go.
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING IN AGREEMENT)
_________________________________

On your mark, get set...
_________________________________

(BUTTERFLIES EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

(WHISTLES)
_________________________________

One down and 20 to go.
_________________________________

Keep at it, sweetie.

Silvermist, what are you working on?
_________________________________

Pollywog bubbles. Okay, guys.
_________________________________

Ooh!
_________________________________

(FAIRY MARY CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

-There you go.

-Nicely done, dear.
_________________________________

Next.
_________________________________

Fireworks. Is it ready yet?
_________________________________

-Yes!

-Let her rip!
_________________________________

-Right, Bobble.

-Dear.
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
BOBBLE: I'm okay.

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
BOBBLE: Still okay.

_________________________________

Honestly.
_________________________________

One, two.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Tinker Bell's Tinkering Talents
_________________________________
_________________________________
(BUZZING)
_________________________________
ROSETTA: Okay, okay, now stop.
_________________________________
Hey, hey, hey. Where are you going?
_________________________________
Now, you stay put.
_________________________________
-Have you seen her?
-Afraid not, Orange Blossom.
_________________________________
Clank and Bobble
haven't seen her either.
_________________________________
-Hey! Have you guys seen...
-ALL: No.
_________________________________
I hope Tink's not too mad at us.
_________________________________
Tink can't change her talent.
_________________________________
IRIDESSA: If she's still angry,
she only has herself to blame.
_________________________________
Why doesn't she just stick
to being a tinker?
_________________________________
She just wants to
go to the mainland, Dess.
_________________________________
And we'd said we'd help her.
_________________________________
Yeah, well, you shouldn't
have promised her that, Sil.
_________________________________
ROSETTA: Girls, enough.
Now, Tink may drive us a little crazy,
_________________________________
but I think we all
just want what's best for her.
_________________________________
I just wish she could see
what a rare talent she is.
_________________________________
Yeah, I mean, what we saw her doing,
_________________________________
I've never seen anyone do anything
as amazing as that.
_________________________________
Even Vidia.
_________________________________
Well, Vidia is a rare talent, too.
But with one big difference.
_________________________________
Tink's not a complete stinkweed.
_________________________________
(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Hey, I'm still missing one.
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
There you are.
_________________________________
_________________________________

(CRYING)
_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

You know,

I can't help but notice you seem
_________________________________

a little at war with yourself here.
_________________________________

-What?

-I'm only picking up bits and pieces.
_________________________________

Overprotective mother,

forbidden road trip. This is serious stuff.
_________________________________

But let me ease your conscience.

This is part of growing up.
_________________________________

A little rebellion, a little adventure,

that's good. Healthy, even.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) You think?
_________________________________

I know. You're way over-thinking this,

trust me.
_________________________________

Does your mother deserve it? No.
_________________________________

Would this break her heart

and crush her soul? Of course!
_________________________________

But you've got to do it.
_________________________________

"Break her heart"?
_________________________________

-In half.

-"Crush her soul"?
_________________________________

Like a grape.
_________________________________

She would be heartbroken. You're right.
_________________________________

I am, aren't I? Oh, bother.
_________________________________

All right. I can't believe I'm saying this,

but I'm letting you out of the deal.
_________________________________

-What?

-That's right, but don't thank me.
_________________________________

Let's turn around and get you home.

Here's your pan, here's your frog.
_________________________________

I get back my satchel,
_________________________________

you get back a mother-daughter

relationship based on mutual trust,
_________________________________

and voilá,

we part ways as unlikely friends.
_________________________________

No! I am seeing those lanterns.
_________________________________

Oh, come on! What is it going to take

for me to get my satchel back?
_________________________________

I will use this.
_________________________________

-(TWIG SNAPPING)

-(PASCAL SQUEALS)
_________________________________

(GASPS) Is it ruffians? Thugs?

Have they come for me?
_________________________________

Stay calm. It can probably smell fear.
_________________________________

Oh! (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Sorry! Guess I'm just a little bit jumpy.
_________________________________

Probably be best if we avoid ruffians

and thugs, though.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES SELF-CONSCIOUSLY)

Yeah, that would probably be best.
_________________________________

Are you hungry?

I know a great place for lunch.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Where?
_________________________________

Oh, don't you worry.

You'll know it when you smell it.

_________________________________

(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(GROWLING)
_________________________________

(NEIGHS)
_________________________________

(TWIG SNAPS)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING SOFTLY)
_________________________________

(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
_________________________________

(NEIGHING MENACINGLY)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(EXHALES)
_________________________________

A palace horse.
_________________________________

Where's your rider?
_________________________________

Rapunzel.
_________________________________

Rapunzel!
_________________________________

(NEIGHS IN CONFUSION)
_________________________________

Rapunzel! Let down your hair!
_________________________________

Rapunzel?
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(POUNDING)
_________________________________

Rapunzel?
_________________________________

Rapunzel!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

I don't understand, Blaze.

We should've seen land by now.
_________________________________

You go ahead and get some rest.

I'll take first watch.
_________________________________

_________________________________

FEATHERDUSTER: Oh, no.

LUMIERE: Oh, yes.

_________________________________

-Oh, no.

-Oh, yes, yes, yes.

_________________________________

(FEATHERDUSTER GIGGLING)

_________________________________

I've been burned by you before.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES MISCHIEVOUSLY)

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

Zut alors! She has emerged!

_________________________________

I know it's around here somewhere.
_________________________________

Ah, there it is! The Snuggly Duckling.
_________________________________

Don't worry. Very quaint place.

Perfect for you.
_________________________________

Don't want you scaring and giving up

on this whole endeavor now, do we?
_________________________________

-Well, I do like ducklings.

-Yay!

_________________________________

Come on, Chip. Into the cupboard

with your brothers and sisters.

_________________________________

(YAWNS)

_________________________________

But I'm not sleepy.

_________________________________

-Yes, you are.

-No, I'm not.

_________________________________

I work and I slave all day long,

and for what?

_________________________________

A culinary masterpiece gone to waste!

_________________________________

Stop your grousing.

It's been a long night for all of us.

_________________________________

Well, if you ask me,

she was just being stubborn.

_________________________________

After all, he did say "please."

_________________________________

But if the master doesn't learn

to control that temper,

_________________________________

-he'll never break the...

-Splendid to see you

_________________________________

out and about, mademoiselle.

_________________________________

I am Cogsworth, head of the household.

_________________________________

-This is Lumiere.

-Enchanté, chérie.

_________________________________

If there's, stop that,

anything we, please,

_________________________________

can do to make your stay

more comfortable... Ow!

_________________________________

-I am a little hungry.

-You are?

_________________________________

Hear that? She's hungry.

_________________________________

Stoke the fire.

Break out the silver. Wake the china.

_________________________________

Remember what the master said.

_________________________________

Oh, pish tosh. I'm not about

to let the poor child go hungry.

_________________________________

All right, fine. Glass of water,

crust of bread and then...

_________________________________

Cogsworth, I am surprised at you.

_________________________________

She's not a prisoner. She's our guest.

_________________________________

We must make her feel welcome here.

Right this way, mademoiselle.

_________________________________

Well, keep it down.

_________________________________

If the master finds out about this,

it will be our necks.

_________________________________

Of course, of course.

_________________________________

But what is dinner

without a little music?

_________________________________

Music?

_________________________________

(MEN CHATTERING)
_________________________________

Garcon, your finest table, please!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

You smell that? Take a deep breath

through the nose. (INHALES DEEPLY)
_________________________________

Really let that seep in.

What are you getting?
_________________________________

To me, it's part man-smell and the other

part is really bad man-smell.
_________________________________

I don't know why,

but overall it smells like the color brown.
_________________________________

-Your thoughts?

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

That's a lot of hair.
_________________________________

She's growing it out.

Is that blood in your mustache?
_________________________________

Goldie, look at all the blood

in his mustache!
_________________________________

Good sir, that's a lot of blood!
_________________________________

(GROWLS)
_________________________________

You don't look so good, blondie. Maybe

we should get you home, call it a day.
_________________________________

Probably better off.

This is a five-star joint.
_________________________________

If you can't handle this place, maybe

you should be back in your tower.
_________________________________

-(RAPUNZEL GASPS)

-Is this you?
_________________________________
FLYNN: (GRUNTS)

Now they're just being mean.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) It's him, all right.
_________________________________

Greno, go find some guards.
_________________________________

That reward

is going to buy me a new hook.
_________________________________

-I could use the money.

-What about me? I'm broke!
_________________________________

Get back!
_________________________________

-Mine!

-Ruffians, stop!
_________________________________

-We can work this out!

-Hey! Leave him alone!
_________________________________

Gentlemen, please!
_________________________________

Give me back my guide! Ruffians!
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

Not the nose! Not the nose!
_________________________________

Put him down!
_________________________________

I don't know where I am, and I need him

to take me to see the lanterns
_________________________________

because I've been dreaming about them

my entire life!
_________________________________

Find your humanity!

Haven't any of you ever had a dream?
_________________________________

I had a dream once.
_________________________________

(PLAYING NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________

(SINGING) I'm malicious,
mean and scary
_________________________________

My sneer could curdle dairy

_________________________________
And violence-wise
my hands are not the cleanest

_________________________________
But despite my evil look
And my temper and my hook
_________________________________

I've always yearned
to be a concert pianist
_________________________________

(PLAYING PIANO)
_________________________________

Can't you see me on the stage
performing Mozart

_________________________________
Tickling the ivories till they gleam
_________________________________

Yep, I'd rather be called deadly

For my killer show tune medley
_________________________________

Thank you!
_________________________________

'Cause way down deep inside
I've got a dream

_________________________________
ALL: He's got a dream
He's got a dream

_________________________________
See, I ain't as cruel and vicious
as I seem
_________________________________

Though I do like breaking femurs

You can count me with the dreamers
_________________________________

Like everybody else I've got a dream
_________________________________

(MEN HUMMING DISTANTLY)
_________________________________

I've got scars and lumps and bruises

Plus something here that oozes
_________________________________

And let's not even mention
my complexion
_________________________________

But despite my extra toes
And my goiter and my nose
_________________________________

I really want to make a love connection
_________________________________

Can't you see me
with a special little lady?
_________________________________

Rowing in a rowboat down the stream
_________________________________

Though I'm one disgusting blighter
I'm a lover not a fighter

_________________________________
'Cause way down deep inside
I've got a dream

_________________________________
-I've got a dream

-ALL: He's got a dream
_________________________________

-I've got a dream

-He's got a dream
_________________________________

And I know one day
romance will reign supreme
_________________________________

Though my face
leaves people screaming

_________________________________
There's a child behind it dreaming

_________________________________
Like everybody else, I've got a dream

_________________________________
Thor would like to quit and be a florist

_________________________________
Gunther does interior design

_________________________________
-Ulf is into mime

-Attila's cupcakes are sublime
_________________________________

Bruiser knits, Killer sews
Fang does little puppet shows
_________________________________

And Vladimir collects ceramic unicorns
_________________________________

(DINGING)
_________________________________

-What about you?

-I'm sorry, me?
_________________________________

What's your dream?
_________________________________

No, no, no. Sorry, boys. I don't sing.
_________________________________

(SINGING) I have dreams like you
No, really

_________________________________
Just much less touchy-feely

_________________________________
They mainly happen
somewhere warm and sunny

_________________________________
On an island that I own
Tanned and rested and alone
_________________________________

Surrounded by enormous
piles of money
_________________________________

-I've got a dream

-ALL: She's got a dream
_________________________________

-I've got a dream

-She's got a dream
_________________________________

I just want to see
the floating lanterns gleam
_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

And with every passing hour
I'm so glad I left my tower
_________________________________

Like all you lovely folks
I've got a dream
_________________________________

She's got a dream
He's got a dream
_________________________________

They've got a dream
We've got a dream
_________________________________

So our differences
ain't really that extreme
_________________________________

We're one big team
_________________________________

-Call us brutal

-Sick
_________________________________

-Sadistic

-And grotesquely optimistic
_________________________________

'Cause way down deep inside
we've got a dream

_________________________________
-I've got a dream

-I've got a dream
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

Yes, way down deep inside
I've got a dream
_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

Ma chère mademoiselle!

_________________________________

It is with deepest pride

and greatest pleasure

_________________________________

that we welcome you tonight.

_________________________________

And now, we invite you to relax.

_________________________________

Let us pull up a chair,

as the dining room proudly presents

_________________________________

your dinner.

_________________________________

(SINGING) Be our guest, be our guest

_________________________________

Put our service to the test

_________________________________

Tie your napkin

'round your neck, chérie

_________________________________

And we provide the rest

_________________________________

Soup du jour, hot hors d'oeuvres

_________________________________

Why, we only live to serve

_________________________________

Try the grey stuff, it's delicious

_________________________________

Don't believe me?

Ask the dishes

_________________________________

They can sing, they can dance

_________________________________

After all, miss, this is France

_________________________________

And a dinner here

is never second best

_________________________________

Go on, unfold your menu

_________________________________

Take a glance

and then you'll be our guest

_________________________________

Oui, our guest

Be our guest

_________________________________

Beef ragout, cheese soufflé

_________________________________

Pie and pudding, en flambé

_________________________________

We'll prepare and serve with flair

_________________________________

A culinary cabaret

_________________________________

You're alone and you're scared

_________________________________

But the banquet's all prepared

_________________________________

No one's gloomy or complaining

_________________________________

While the flatware's entertaining

_________________________________

We tell jokes, I do tricks

_________________________________

With my fellow candlesticks

_________________________________

Und it's all in perfect taste

_________________________________

That you can bet

_________________________________

Come on and lift your glass

_________________________________

You've won your own free pass

_________________________________

To be our guest

_________________________________

If you're stressed

it's fine dining we suggest

_________________________________

ALL: Be our guest, be our guest

_________________________________

Shh!

_________________________________

Be our guest

_________________________________

LUMIERE: Life is so unnerving

_________________________________

For a servant who's not serving

_________________________________

He's not whole

without a soul to wait upon

_________________________________

Get off!

_________________________________

Ah, those good old days

_________________________________

When we were useful

_________________________________

Huh?

_________________________________

Suddenly, those good old days

are gone

_________________________________

Oh.

_________________________________

Ten years we've been rusting

_________________________________

Needing so much more than dusting

_________________________________

Needing exercise

_________________________________

A chance to use our skills

_________________________________

(YOWLING)

_________________________________

Most days

we just lay around the castle

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

Flabby, fat and lazy

_________________________________

You walked in and oops-a-daisy

_________________________________

It's a guest, it's a guest

_________________________________

Sakes alive, well, I'll be blessed

_________________________________

Wine's been poured

and thank the Lord

_________________________________

I've had the napkins freshly pressed

_________________________________

With dessert, she'll want tea

_________________________________

And, my dear, that's fine with me

_________________________________

While the cups do their soft-shoeing

_________________________________

I'll be bubbling, I'll be brewing

_________________________________

I'll get warm, piping hot

_________________________________

Heaven sakes, is that a spot?

_________________________________

Clean it up

We want the company impressed

_________________________________

We've got a lot to do

_________________________________

Is it one lump or two?

_________________________________

For you, our guest

_________________________________

-ALL: She's our guest

-She's our guest

_________________________________

ALL: Be our guest

_________________________________

Be our guest, be our guest

Our command is your request

_________________________________

Let's go, people. Fun's over.

Over here. Line up.

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

It's 10 years

since we've had anybody here

_________________________________

And we're obsessed

_________________________________

With your meal, with your ease

_________________________________

Yes, indeed, we aim to please

_________________________________

While the candlelight's still glowing

_________________________________

Let us help you, we'll keep going

_________________________________

Course by course

_________________________________

One by one

_________________________________

Till you shout, "Enough, I'm done!"

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

Then we'll sing you off to sleep

as you digest

_________________________________

Tonight, you'll prop your feet up

_________________________________

But for now, let's eat up

_________________________________

Be our guest

_________________________________

Be our guest

_________________________________

Be our guest

_________________________________

Please be our

_________________________________

Guest

_________________________________

-Bravo! That was wonderful.

-Thank you. (CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

Thank you, mademoiselle.

Good show, wasn't it? Everyone!

_________________________________

(YAWNING) My goodness, look at

the time. Now it's off to bed, off to bed.

_________________________________

I couldn't possibly go to bed now.

_________________________________

It's my first time in an enchanted castle.

_________________________________

Enchanted! (LAUGHS)

_________________________________

Who said anything

about the castle being enchanted?

_________________________________

It was you, wasn't it?

_________________________________

I figured it out for myself.

_________________________________

(GROANING)

_________________________________

I'd like to look around, if that's all right.

_________________________________

-Would you like a tour?

-Wait a second. Wait a second.

_________________________________

I'm not sure that's such a good idea.

_________________________________

We can't let her go poking around

in certain places,

_________________________________

if you know what I mean.

_________________________________

Perhaps you'd like to take me.

_________________________________

I'm sure you know everything there is

to know about the castle.

_________________________________

Oh, well. Actually, I...

_________________________________

Yes, I do.

_________________________________

As you can see,

the pseudo-facade was stripped away

_________________________________

to reveal the minimalist Rococo design.

_________________________________

Note the unusual

inverted vaulted ceilings.

_________________________________

This is yet another example

of the late-neoclassic Baroque period.

_________________________________

And, as I always say,

if it's not Baroque, don't fix it.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)

_________________________________

Where was I?

_________________________________

As you were!

_________________________________

Now, then, if I may draw your attention

to the flying buttresses above the...

_________________________________

Uh, mademoiselle?

_________________________________

(BARKING)

_________________________________

-What's up there?

-Where? There? Oh, nothing.

_________________________________

Absolutely nothing of interest at all

in the west wing.

_________________________________

Dusty, dull, very boring.

_________________________________

Ah, so, that's the west wing!

_________________________________

Nice going.

_________________________________

I wonder what he's hiding up there.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Hiding?

_________________________________

-The master is hiding nothing.

-Then it wouldn't be forbidden.

_________________________________

(STAMMERING) Perhaps mademoiselle

would like to see something else?

_________________________________

We have exquisite tapestries

dating all the way back to...

_________________________________

-Maybe later.

-The gardens.

_________________________________

Or... Or the... The library, perhaps?

_________________________________

You have a library?

_________________________________

-(CHUCKLES) Oh, yes. Indeed.

-With books.

_________________________________

-Scads of books.

-Mountains of books.

_________________________________

-Forests of books.

-Cascades.

_________________________________

-Cloudbursts.

-Swamps of books.

_________________________________

COGSWORTH: More books than

you'll ever be able to read in a lifetime.

_________________________________

Books on every subject ever studied

_________________________________

(BARKING)

_________________________________

by every author

who ever set pen to paper.

_________________________________

(CHILDREN CHATTERING)
_________________________________
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING
OVER HEADPHONES)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

BUNNY: Psst. Hey, Lightyear.
_________________________________

DUCKY: Hey, up here,
Astro-boy.

_________________________________

If you think you can just show up

_________________________________

and take our top prize spot...
_________________________________

-you're wrong!

-Dead wrong!
_________________________________

You don't understand.

I'm trying to...
_________________________________

Cheat the system and get

with a kid? Yeah, we know.
_________________________________

No, I need...
_________________________________

A child to shower you
with unconditional love?

_________________________________

-Join the club, pal.

-Yeah, join the club!
_________________________________

Come on,
help me get outta here.
_________________________________

I'll help you. With my foot!
_________________________________

-(GRUNTING)
-Get him.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Get him.
_________________________________

-Bunny, what are you doing?

-Hmm?
_________________________________

I can't reach him.
Help me out here, come on.

_________________________________

Oh, sorry, Ducky. I'm not

a mind reader, you know.
_________________________________

What's not to understand, hmm?
_________________________________

You gonna make me say it?
_________________________________

-What?
-(INHALES DEEPLY)
_________________________________

With these tiny legs, I cannot
reach without your help.
_________________________________

Uh-huh. Okay?

This is what
_________________________________

I've been talking about,

Bunny.
_________________________________

You need to work on paying attention

_________________________________

-and your listening skills.
-(SQUEAKS)
_________________________________

Ha! (LAUGHS)
_________________________________

How you like that, cheater?
Huh?
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS) Yeah! (LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Oh, to infinity and my foot!
Boom!
_________________________________

In a galaxy far, far away,

you got kicked in the head!
_________________________________

Boom!
_________________________________

How do I get out of here?
_________________________________

VOICE BOX:
This planet is toxic.
_________________________________

Closing helmet to conserve oxygen.

_________________________________
In the vacuum of space,

they cannot hear you scream!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING) Ow!
_________________________________

Let go of me!
_________________________________

Get off of me!
_________________________________

Ooh! So, that's what gravity feel like.

_________________________________

Yeah, that's it.
_________________________________

Hey, where you going?
_________________________________

DUCKY: You better get

over here, spaceman!
_________________________________

BUNNY: Yeah, put us
back up there!

_________________________________

Bunny, what are you doing?

He's getting away, let's go!
_________________________________

-I'm trying!

-Come on!
_________________________________

Antique store, here we come!
_________________________________

Bo, why do you ride around in a skunk?
_________________________________
-(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

-MAN: Whoa! Skunk!
_________________________________

WOMAN: A skunk!
_________________________________

Oh, I get it. Smart.
_________________________________

Corndogs, corndogs, corndogs!
_________________________________
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

Why are you so bad at driving?
_________________________________

-You got six eyes.
-(BLEATING)
_________________________________

Thanks for the landing.
_________________________________

-Uh... (CHUCKLES SHEEPISHLY)

-Come on, follow me.
_________________________________
(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________

-I'm fine.

-GIGGLE: His face!
_________________________________

-That's hilarious.

-I'm fine. Don't worry.
_________________________________

Happens all the time.
_________________________________

Tape!
_________________________________

Not a bad hiding spot.
_________________________________

Yeah.

Leave the skunk.
_________________________________

-We'll fix it later.

-GIGGLE: 10-4.
_________________________________

This will be more fun.
_________________________________

Let's get you to that store!
_________________________________

Okay, spill it.

The cowboy, what's the deal?
_________________________________

-There's no deal.

-Uh-huh.
_________________________________

Don't do this to yourself.

Cowboy's got a kid.
_________________________________

-Giggle...

-Trust me. I've been there.
_________________________________

You know about me and He-Man.

I'm not proud.
_________________________________

Shh! Here he comes!
_________________________________

-(LAUGHS) Oh, man...

-What?
_________________________________

No, not you.
_________________________________

Second Chance Antiques,

straight ahead.
_________________________________

GIGGLE: Heavy foot traffic

at the entrance.
_________________________________

BO PEEP: Easiest way in is
_________________________________

-the roof.

-GIGGLE: The roof!
_________________________________

Let's go antiquing.
_________________________________

Hold on!
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

How did you end up here?
_________________________________

I thought you were given
to a new family.

_________________________________

Oh, you know how it goes.
_________________________________

Their little girl grew up
_________________________________

and didn't need me anymore,

so... (BLOWS RASPBERRY)
_________________________________

Oh, I'm sorry, Bo.
_________________________________

Eh, who needs a kid's room...
_________________________________

when you can have all of this?
_________________________________
(CHILDREN GIGGLING)
_________________________________

Whatcha looking at, Sheriff?
_________________________________

What? Oh, uh...
_________________________________

That wasn't...

No, uh, nothing.
_________________________________

I was looking at the store.

Right there.
_________________________________

I was looking at the antique store.

_________________________________

-Giggle, count us down.

-GIGGLE: Five.
_________________________________

-Countdown for what?

-Four.
_________________________________

You want to get to the store,
don't you?
_________________________________

GIGGLE: Three. Two. One!
_________________________________
(WOODY SCREAMING)

_________________________________

I found the guards!
_________________________________

Where's Rider? Where is he?
_________________________________

I know he's in here somewhere.

Find him.
_________________________________

Turn the place upside down

if you have to!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(CHAINS RATTLING)
_________________________________

Go. Live your dream.
_________________________________

-I will.

-Your dream stinks.
_________________________________

I was talking to her.
_________________________________

Thanks for everything.
_________________________________

I believe

this is the man you're looking for.
_________________________________

(SLURRING) You got me!
_________________________________

Sir, there's no sign of Rider.
_________________________________

(NEIGHING)
_________________________________

Maximus!
_________________________________

(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

What's he doing?
_________________________________

(NEIGHS)
_________________________________

(SNUFFLES)
_________________________________

A passage! Come on, men. Let's go.
_________________________________

Conli! Make sure those boys

don't get away.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Play it safe
_________________________________

or go get the crown?
_________________________________

(BOTH CHUCKLE)
_________________________________

(SLURRING) I got a dream
I got some dreams

_________________________________
Oh! Somebody get me a glass!
_________________________________

Because I just found me

a tall drink of water.
_________________________________

Oh, stop it, you big lug.
_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Where does that tunnel let out?
_________________________________

Knife!

_________________________________

(SEAGULLS CALLING)

_________________________________

HOOK: Now, me dear princess,

this is me proposition.

_________________________________

You tell me the hiding place

of Peter Pan,

_________________________________

and I shall set you free.

_________________________________

-You dog.

-Poor Tiger Lily.

_________________________________

Am I not a man of me word, Mr. Smee?

_________________________________

Oh, yes. Always, captain.

_________________________________

You'd better talk, me dear,

for soon the tide will be in

_________________________________

and then it will be too late.

_________________________________

I'll show the old codfish.

Stay here, and watch the fun.

_________________________________

Fun?

_________________________________

HOOK: Remember,

_________________________________

there is no path through water

_________________________________

to the happy hunting ground.

_________________________________

This is your last chance, Tiger Lily!

_________________________________

Manatoa, great spirit

of mighty seawater, speak!

_________________________________

Beware, Captain Hook!

_________________________________

(ECHOING) Beware! Beware!

_________________________________

-Did you hear that, Smee?

-It's an evil spirit, captain.

_________________________________

Stand by, Smee,

while I take a look around.

_________________________________

Spirit of the great seawater, is it?

_________________________________

Psst... Wendy. Watch this.

_________________________________

(IMITATING HOOK) Mr. Smee!

_________________________________

Uh, yes, captain?

_________________________________

Release the princess

and take her back to her people.

_________________________________

Aye, aye, sir. Release the princess...

_________________________________

But... But, captain...

_________________________________

Those are me orders, Mr. Smee!

_________________________________

Aye, aye, sir.

_________________________________

SMEE: Captain Hook's

comin' to his senses.

_________________________________

Odd's fish!

_________________________________

I told him you Indians

wouldn't betray Peter Pan. But...

_________________________________

And just what do you think

you are doing, Mr. Smee?

_________________________________

Just what you told me, captain.

Carryin' out your orders.

_________________________________

My orders?

_________________________________

Yes, captain. Didn't you just say to go...

_________________________________

Put her back! You blithering idiot!

_________________________________

My orders. Of all the bumbling...

_________________________________
PETER: (AS HOOK) Mr. Smee!

_________________________________

Just exactly what do you

think you are doing?

_________________________________

Putting her back like you said, captain.

_________________________________

I said nothing of the sort!

_________________________________

(STAMMERING) But, captain,

didn't you? I thought that...

_________________________________

For the last time, Mr. Smee.

_________________________________

Take the princess back to her people.

_________________________________

Understand?

_________________________________

(ECHOING)

_________________________________

Aye, aye, sir.

_________________________________

Oh. And one more thing.

_________________________________

When you return to the ship,

tell the whole crew

_________________________________

to help themselves to me best rum.

_________________________________

(GASPING) Peter!

_________________________________

Here's your spirit, Smee!

_________________________________

Why, it's Peter Pan.

_________________________________

Whew.

_________________________________

-Scurvy brat!

-Thank you, captain.

_________________________________

Come down, boy,

if you've a taste for cold steel.

_________________________________

Watch this, Wendy.

_________________________________

Oh, Peter, do be careful.

_________________________________

-Try your luck, Mr. Smee?

-HOOK: Let him have it!

_________________________________

HOOK: Well, come on, you idiot!

Blast him!

_________________________________

Right here, Mr. Smee.

_________________________________

Hold it, you fool! No! No!

_________________________________

Captain?

_________________________________

Oh, how dreadful.

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

(DOOR CREAKS)

_________________________________

Oh, oh.

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

(SNARLING)

_________________________________

(GROWLS)

_________________________________

-Why did you come here?

-I'm... I'm sorry.

_________________________________

-I warned you never to come here!

-I didn't mean any harm.

_________________________________

Do you realize

what you could have done?

_________________________________

Please! Stop!

_________________________________

-Get out!

-No!

_________________________________

Get out!

_________________________________

Where are you going?

_________________________________

Promise or no promise,

I can't stay here another minute.

_________________________________

-No, wait, please! Please, wait!

-(DOOR SLAMS)

_________________________________

I didn't know you had that in you

back there. That was pretty impressive.
_________________________________

I know!
_________________________________

I know.
_________________________________

So... Flynn? Where are you from?
_________________________________

Whoa! Sorry, blondie,

I don't do back-story.
_________________________________

However, I am becoming

very interested in yours.
_________________________________

I know I'm not supposed

to mention the hair.
_________________________________

-Nope.

-Or the mother.
_________________________________

-Uh-uh.

-I'm too scared to ask about the frog.
_________________________________

-Chameleon.

-Nuance.
_________________________________

Here's my question, though,

if you want to see the lanterns so badly
_________________________________

why haven't you gone before?
_________________________________

Uh... (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________

Well...
_________________________________

(RUMBLING)
_________________________________

Uh, Flynn?
_________________________________

Flynn?
_________________________________

-Rider?

-(MAXIMUS NEIGHING)
_________________________________

Run. Run!

_________________________________

-Who's that?

-They don't like me.
_________________________________

-Who's that?

-They don't like me either.
_________________________________

-(NEIGHING FIERCELY)

-Who's that?
_________________________________

Let's assume that everyone in here

doesn't like me.
_________________________________

-Here.

-(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

-(CHUCKLING)

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

I waited a long time for this.
_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Oh, mama!

I have got to get me one of these!
_________________________________

Ha!
_________________________________

(NEIGHS)
_________________________________

(NEIGHING CHALLENGINGLY)
_________________________________

(FLYNN GRUNTING)
_________________________________

You should know that this

is the strangest thing I've ever done!
_________________________________

(DISTANT CLATTERING)
_________________________________

How about two out of three?
_________________________________

Flynn!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(NEIGHS IN SURPRISE)
_________________________________

Flynn, look out!
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

Ha! You should see your faces,

because you look...
_________________________________

(GASPING) ...ridiculous.
_________________________________

(THUDDING)
_________________________________

Come on, blondie! Jump!
_________________________________

(NEIGHING FIERCELY)

_________________________________

What a pity, Mr. Smee.

I'm afraid we've lost the dear captain.

_________________________________

Captain!

_________________________________

In the back, captain?

_________________________________

Give it to him, captain!

_________________________________

Cleave him to the brisket!

_________________________________

I've got you this time, Pan.

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

Well, well, a codfish on a hook.

_________________________________

I'll get you for this, Pan,

if it's the last thing I do!

_________________________________

(TICKING)

_________________________________

I say, captain, do you hear something?

_________________________________

No.

_________________________________

No!

_________________________________

No!

_________________________________

PETER: Oh, Mr. Crocodile,

do you like codfish?

_________________________________

-You do?

-Oh, Peter, no!

_________________________________

No!

_________________________________

-Smee!

-D... Don't go away, captain!

_________________________________

Stay right there now, sir. I'll save ya, sir.

_________________________________

Smee!

_________________________________

Smee!

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

(MUFFLED) Smee!

_________________________________

Ow!

_________________________________

Captain! Captain!

_________________________________

Smee! Smee!

_________________________________

-Give him back!

-Smee...

_________________________________

Row for the ship! Row for the ship...

_________________________________

Smee!

_________________________________

(MAN SCREAMS)

_________________________________

(RAPUNZEL SCREAMS)

_________________________________

(WHINNYING)

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)

_________________________________

(SNARLING)

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

(SNARLING)

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

(WHINNYING)

_________________________________

(BARKING)

_________________________________

(SNARLING)

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

No!

_________________________________

(ROARING)

_________________________________

(SNARLING)

_________________________________

(ROARING)

_________________________________

(YELPING)

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________

(GROANING)

_________________________________

(INHALES)
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

(INHALES)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS IN PAIN)
_________________________________

(INHALES)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

It's no use. I can't see anything.
_________________________________

(BREATHING SHALLOWLY)
_________________________________

(INHALES)
_________________________________

Hey, there's no point.

It's pitch-black down there.
_________________________________

(DEJECTEDLY) This is all my fault.
_________________________________

She was right.

I never should have done this.
_________________________________

(SNIFFLES)
_________________________________

I'm so...
_________________________________

I'm so sorry, Flynn.
_________________________________

(CRYING)
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Eugene.
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________

My real name is Eugene Fitzherbert.
_________________________________

Someone might as well know.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
_________________________________

I have magic hair

that glows when I sing.
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________

I have magic hair that glows

when I sing!
_________________________________

(SINGING) Flower gleam and glow
Let your power shine
_________________________________

(BOTH INHALING)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(BOTH COUGHING)
_________________________________

We made it.
_________________________________

-Her hair glows.

-We're alive. I'm alive!
_________________________________

-I didn't see that coming.

-Eugene?
_________________________________

The hair actually glows.
_________________________________

-Why does her hair glow?

-Eugene!
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________

It doesn't just glow.
_________________________________

Why is he smiling at me?

_________________________________

(CROWS LIKE ROOSTER)

_________________________________

Peter, what about Tiger Lily?

_________________________________

Tiger Lily? Oh, Tiger Lily.

_________________________________

Help...

_________________________________

Peter. Wait for me.
_________________________________

_________________________________
(THUNDER CLAPPING)
_________________________________
Is it raining in there?
_________________________________

It's raining out here, too.

_________________________________

NARRATOR: As a matter of fact,

_________________________________

it was raining

all over the Hundred Acre Wood.

_________________________________
There was a thunderstorm on page 71.

_________________________________
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
_________________________________
And on page 73,

there was a bit of a cloudburst.

_________________________________
It rained and it rained and it rained.

_________________________________
The rain, rain, rain

came down, down, down
_________________________________

In rushing rising rivulets
_________________________________

Till the river crept out of its bed
_________________________________

And crept right into Piglet's
_________________________________

Poor Piglet he was frightened
_________________________________

With quite a rightful fright
_________________________________

And so in desperation
_________________________________

A message he did write

_________________________________
(READING)
_________________________________

He placed it in a bottle
_________________________________

And it floated out of sight
_________________________________

And the rain, rain, rain

came down, down, down
_________________________________

So Piglet started bailing
_________________________________

He was unaware atop his chair

while bailing he was sailing
_________________________________

And the rain, rain, rain

came down, down, down
_________________________________

And the flood rose up, up, upper
_________________________________

Pooh too was caught

and so he thought
_________________________________

I must rescue my supper
_________________________________

Ten honey pots he rescued

Enough to see him through
_________________________________

But as he sopped up his supper
_________________________________

The river sopped up Pooh
_________________________________

And the water twirled and tossed him
_________________________________

In a honey pot canoe
_________________________________

Rain, rain, rain

came down, down, down
_________________________________

When the rain, rain, rain

came down, down, down

_________________________________

NARRATOR: So the Hundred

Acre Wood got floodier and floodier.

_________________________________

But the water couldn't come up

to Christopher Robin's house...
_________________________________

so that's where

everyone was gathering.
_________________________________

It was a time of great excitement.

_________________________________
But in the midst of all the excitement,

_________________________________
Eeyore stubbornly stuck to his task

of house-hunting for Owl.

_________________________________

EEYORE: There's one.

_________________________________

Cozy cottage. Nice location.
_________________________________

A bit damp for Owl, though.
_________________________________

Meanwhile, little Roo made

an important discovery.

_________________________________
Look! I've rescued a bottle.
_________________________________

And it's got something in it, too.
_________________________________

It's a message, and it says...
_________________________________

(READING)
_________________________________

Owl, you fly over to Piglet's house,
_________________________________

and tell him we'll make a rescue.
_________________________________

A rescue? Yes, yes.

Of course, of course.

_________________________________

NARRATOR: So Owl flew out

over the flood

_________________________________

and he soon spotted two
tiny objects below him.

_________________________________
One was little Piglet

caught in the whirlpool,

_________________________________
and the other was Pooh,
_________________________________
trying to get the last bit
of honey from the pot.
_________________________________

Yum, yum.
_________________________________

Oh, Owl, I don't mean to complain,

but I'm afraid. I'm scared.
_________________________________

Now, now, Piglet, chin up

and all that sort of thing.
_________________________________

A rescue is being thought of.
_________________________________

Be brave, little Piglet.
_________________________________

It's awfully hard to be brave

when you're such a small animal.
_________________________________

To divert your small mind from
your unfortunate predicament,
_________________________________

I shall tell you an amusing anecdote.
_________________________________

It concerns a cousin of mine,
_________________________________

who became so frightened

during a flood that he...
_________________________________

I beg your pardon, Owl, but I think
_________________________________

we're coming to a flutterfall,

a flatterfall, a very big waterfall.
_________________________________

Please, no interruptions.
_________________________________

Ah, there you are, Pooh bear.
_________________________________

Now, to continue my story...
_________________________________

Look, there's Pooh. Over here, Pooh!
_________________________________

Oh, hello, Christopher Robin.
_________________________________

Pooh, thank goodness you're safe.

_________________________________

-Have you seen Piglet?

-PIGLET: Excuse me, I have...

_________________________________

What I mean is, here I am!
_________________________________

-Pooh, you rescued Piglet.

-I did?
_________________________________

Yes, and it was a very brave thing to do.
_________________________________

It was?
_________________________________

-You are our hero.

-I am?
_________________________________

As soon as the flood is over,

I shall give you a hero party.

_________________________________

The highway exit has to be somewhere.

_________________________________

Where is it?
_________________________________

VOICE BOX:
Meteor shower! Look out!

_________________________________
Woody?
_________________________________

Good work, inner voice.
_________________________________

BO PEEP: So, how about you?

How's your new kid?
_________________________________

Bonnie?

Oh, she's great.
_________________________________

Jessie is loving it.
_________________________________

Jessie's still with you?
_________________________________

Oh, yeah, the whole gang's still together.

_________________________________

Well, I mean, most of us.
_________________________________

What about Rex?
_________________________________

Yeah, yeah, Rex,

Bullseye, Slinky...
_________________________________

-the Potato Heads...

-Buzz?
_________________________________

Yeah, Buzz, too.
_________________________________

I cannot wait to see his face

when he hears that I found...
_________________________________

-Bo Peep? (LAUGHS)

-Buzz!
_________________________________

-My old moving buddy!

-Buzz?
_________________________________

It's so good to see you!
_________________________________

Woody, it's Bo Peep!
_________________________________

-What are you doing here?

-What are you doing here?
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

VOICE BOX:
Buzz... Buzz... Buzz...

_________________________________
Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!

_________________________________
-Three years!

-Three years!
_________________________________

That's how long we've been
_________________________________

hanging up there waiting for a kid!

_________________________________

Look, I'm sorry about that.
_________________________________

You ruined our lives.

Shame on you!
_________________________________

-(DUCKY SOBBING)
-Who are these guys?
_________________________________

-Lightyear promised us a kid.

-You did what?
_________________________________

-I did not.
-(DUCKY AND BUNNY GRUNTING)
_________________________________

BUZZ: Hey! Wait a minute!

DUCKY: Eat my plush!
_________________________________

WOODY: All right now,
come on, stop it!
_________________________________

Cut it out now!
_________________________________

Come on, guys, break it up.
_________________________________

Guys, I have a kid!
_________________________________

(STUTTERS) You got a kid?
_________________________________

Like a kid-kid?
_________________________________

Like a human kid,

not a baby goat?
_________________________________

Yeah. Now let go of Buzz
and come with me.

_________________________________

I'll take you to Bonnie.
_________________________________

-We're gettin' a kid?

-Yes!
_________________________________

-We're gettin' a kid?
-(BOTH SINGING)
_________________________________

-We're gonna get a kid

-Kid

_________________________________
-We're getting a kid

-All right, let's go.
_________________________________

-We gonna get something, oh

-We gonna uh, uh, uh

_________________________________
-Where's Forky?

-(SIGHS) Long story.
_________________________________

-(SINGING) Kid, we get a kid

-Kid, kid, kid

_________________________________
-We gonna kid

-We gonna kid, kid

_________________________________

Whoa! I'm awake, I'm awake, I'm...

In a tree?
_________________________________

This must be the lost island.
_________________________________

There it is.

The stone arch from the story!
_________________________________

You stay here and guard the balloon.
_________________________________

I'll be right back.
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

Oh, no.
_________________________________

This is supposed to be a rock arch,

not a twisty, branchy, tree arch.
_________________________________

(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

Not now.
_________________________________

(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

What has gotten into you?
_________________________________

Blaze, where's the balloon?
_________________________________

(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

It's gone?
_________________________________

My compass, my supplies,

my pixie dust.
_________________________________

I left you in charge.

Why didn't you warn me?
_________________________________

Well, I... You...
_________________________________

Okay, okay. We'll get back to that later.

We gotta find that balloon.
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

(BLAZE SHRIEKS)
_________________________________

Blaze!
_________________________________
TERENCE: Tink?

_________________________________

-I'm so sorry...

-Terence. Terence. How did you...
_________________________________

You brought this stupid thing here.

You broke the scepter.
_________________________________

-This is your fault!

-Tink, I...
_________________________________

I was just trying to be a good friend. I...
_________________________________

Just leave me alone!
_________________________________

Fine! Last time I try to help you.
_________________________________

No. Terence, come back. Terence.
_________________________________

Terence.

_________________________________

Blaze, where are you?
_________________________________

Blaze!
_________________________________

I lost my balloon. I lost my pixie dust.

I'm starving.
_________________________________

What have I done?
_________________________________

(BOTH EXCLAIM)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Wow, that hit the spot.

Thank you so much.
_________________________________

Hey, we're lost.
_________________________________

By any chance, have you seen

a stone arch around here?
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

I'm out of dust.

Looks like I'll be walking from here.
_________________________________

My compass!
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

Ouch!
_________________________________

That is a sharp thingy.
_________________________________

Terence.
_________________________________

The stone arch. Blaze, hey, we made it!

We're here!
_________________________________

Thank you so much.
_________________________________

Thank you all so much. Bye, now. Bye!
_________________________________

Great to have friends

that will help you out, huh?
_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

(SOFT GROAN)

_________________________________

Here, now. Don't do that.

_________________________________

(SNARLS)

_________________________________

Just hold still.

_________________________________

(ROARS)

_________________________________

That hurts!

_________________________________

If you'd hold still,

it wouldn't hurt as much!

_________________________________

Well, if you hadn't have run away,

this wouldn't have happened.

_________________________________

If you hadn't frightened me,

I wouldn't have run away.

_________________________________

Well, you shouldn't have been

in the west wing!

_________________________________

Well, you should learn

to control your temper.

_________________________________

Now, hold still. This might sting a little.

_________________________________

Hmm? (GRUNTS)

_________________________________

By the way,

thank you for saving my life.

_________________________________

You're welcome.

_________________________________
BONNIE: He's not anywhere.
_________________________________

(CRYING) Forky's gone.
_________________________________

Oh, honey, I'm sorry.
_________________________________

Okay. Let's look outside one more time.

_________________________________

But then we have to keep driving, okay?
_________________________________
(DOOR CLOSES)
_________________________________

They're about to leave!
_________________________________

TRIXIE: Leaving?

HAMM: They can't do that!
_________________________________

The panic is attacking me!
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

-Hey! Watch it, buddy!

-What do we do?
_________________________________

-We have to stop them!

-How?
_________________________________

We could frame Dad for
a crime so he goes to jail.
_________________________________

Or go back in time and warn

Woody about the future.
_________________________________

TRIXIE: That's crazy.
Time is a flat circle.

_________________________________

Jessie!
_________________________________

BONNIE'S MOM:
I'm sorry, Bonnie.
_________________________________

We looked everywhere.
_________________________________

But we need to get going now, okay?

_________________________________

Can we please leave a note for Forky...
_________________________________

so he knows where we're going?
_________________________________

-He has to go to kindergarten.
-(TIRES DEFLATING)
_________________________________

BONNIE'S DAD: Huh?
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________

Are you kidding me?

I can't...
_________________________________

Everything is going perfect...

I just bought it. (GROWLS)
_________________________________

BONNIE'S MOM: Okay! Daddy's

going to use some words.
_________________________________

How about we go to the carnival?

_________________________________

Or maybe check out

some of those shops in town?
_________________________________

(GASPS) What did you do?
_________________________________

We're not going anywhere.

If you get my point.
_________________________________

DOLLY: Brilliant!

REX: That was genius!
_________________________________

HAMM: Nice work, Jessie!
_________________________________

I'm sure Buzz and Woody are on
their way back right now.

_________________________________

Great.

I failed for the third time in a row.
_________________________________

At this rate, I should get to

the mainland right about... Oh... Never!
_________________________________

(METALLIC CLANG)
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

Yes!
_________________________________

Sil!
_________________________________

(MELODY PLAYS)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________

Beautiful.
_________________________________

(MELODY PLAYING)
_________________________________

FAWN: You fixed it!
SILVERMIST: Wow!

_________________________________
IRIDESSA: Beautiful!
ROSETTA: Amazing!

_________________________________

What are you guys doing here?
_________________________________
IRIDESSA: It might be

the sparkliest thing I've ever seen,
_________________________________

and I've seen a lot of sparkly things!
_________________________________

It's a really pretty thingy. What is it?
_________________________________

I don't know. I just found it.
_________________________________

Tinker Bell, don't you even realize

what you're doing? You're tinkering!
_________________________________

What? No, no, this isn't... I was just...
_________________________________

Creating those gadgets,

figuring things out, fixing stuff like this,
_________________________________

that's what tinkering is, sweetie!
_________________________________

Don't you like doing this?

Isn't it what you really love?
_________________________________

Yeah! Who cares about

going to the mainland, anyway?
_________________________________

Well, I do, remember?
_________________________________

I want to see

where these things come from.
_________________________________

Why are you saying this?

Are you just giving up on me?
_________________________________

I mean, aren't you going to teach me

to be a garden fairy anymore?
_________________________________

Sweet pea, I think this is your talent.
_________________________________

Tink, we just want you to be happy.
_________________________________

If you really want me to be happy,

you'll help me get to the mainland
_________________________________

like you promised.
_________________________________

Please, Tinker Bell, just think about it.
_________________________________

_________________________________

(TICKING)

_________________________________

(SNIFFLING)

_________________________________

That cursed Peter Pan.

_________________________________

(SNIFFLING)

_________________________________

Making a fool out of me.

_________________________________

I sh... I sh... Whew!

_________________________________

Ah-choo!

_________________________________

Oh, my head.

_________________________________

(POUNDING)

_________________________________

(SINGING)

Oh, a pirate's life is a wonderful life

_________________________________

-Your hot water, Mr. Smee.

-Shh!

_________________________________

The poor captain

has a splitting headache.

_________________________________

We mustn't annoy him.

_________________________________

Well, captain, it's nice

to see you smiling again.

_________________________________

Brings back the good old days when

we was leadin' a healthy, normal life.

_________________________________

Scuttlin' ships, cuttin' throats.

_________________________________

Oh, captain,

why don't we put to sea again?

_________________________________

You know, there's trouble

brewin' on the island.

_________________________________

Women trouble.

_________________________________

I wouldn't want this to go any farther,

_________________________________

but the cook told me

that the first mate told him

_________________________________

that he heard that Pan

has banished Tinker Bell.

_________________________________

Whoa!

_________________________________

Why, you doddering imbecile, I...

_________________________________

Did you say Pan

has banished Tinker Bell?

_________________________________

Aye, aye, captain. He has.

_________________________________

-But why?

-Well, on account of Wendy, captain.

_________________________________

Tink tried to do her in, she did.

Tink's terrible jealous.

_________________________________

-Well, well.

-That's why we ought to leave, captain.

_________________________________

This ain't no place

for a respectable pirate.

_________________________________

That's it, Smee! That's it!

_________________________________

I'm glad you agrees, captain.

_________________________________

Quick, me coat. Me best dress coat.

_________________________________

Aye, aye, sir.

The sooner we gets going, the better.

_________________________________

Ah, yes, a jealous female

can be tricked into anything.

_________________________________

-My case of hooks!

-Aye, aye, sir.

_________________________________

Here you are, sir. Your Sunday set.

_________________________________

If we impress the pixie, convince her

we're eager to help her,

_________________________________

the wench may chart our course

_________________________________

to a certain hiding place.

_________________________________

Our best hiding place is the Spanish

main, sir. I'll set our course...

_________________________________

And where do you think you are going?

_________________________________

To tell the boys

we sails with the tide, sir.

_________________________________

You will go ashore, pick up Tinker Bell

_________________________________

and bring her to me.

_________________________________

Understand?

_________________________________

Aye, aye, sir.

_________________________________

D'ARQUE: I don't usually leave

the asylum in the middle of the night,

_________________________________

but he said

you'd make it worth my while.

_________________________________

Ah!

_________________________________

-I'm listening.

-It's like this.

_________________________________

I've got my heart set on marrying Belle,

_________________________________

but she needs a little persuasion.

_________________________________

(SNICKERS) Turned him down flat.

_________________________________

Everyone knows her father's a lunatic.

_________________________________

He was in here tonight

raving about a beast in a castle.

_________________________________

Maurice is harmless.

_________________________________

The point is, Belle would do anything

to keep him from being locked up.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Yeah, even marry him.

_________________________________

So, you want me to throw her father

into the asylum,

_________________________________

unless she agrees to marry you.

_________________________________

That is despicable.

_________________________________

(LAUGHS) I love it.

_________________________________

If no one will help me,

then I'll go back alone.

_________________________________

Yes, is that everything?

I don't care what it takes.

_________________________________

I'll find that castle and somehow, I...

_________________________________

I'll get her out of there.

_________________________________

(POUNDING)

_________________________________

-Belle! Maurice!

-Oh, well. (LAUGHS)

_________________________________

Guess it's not gonna work, after all.

_________________________________

They have to come back sometime.

_________________________________

And when they do,

we'll be ready for them.

_________________________________

LeFou, don't move from that spot

until Belle and her father come home.

_________________________________

But... But I...

_________________________________

Ah, nuts.

_________________________________

(MEN COUGHING)
_________________________________

(WHEEZING)
_________________________________

(COUGHING)
_________________________________

I'll kill him. I'll kill that Rider!
_________________________________

We'll cut him off at the kingdom

and get back the crown. Come on!
_________________________________
GOTHEL: Or...

_________________________________

Perhaps you want to stop

acting like wild dogs
_________________________________

chasing their tails

and think for a moment.
_________________________________

(SCOFFS) Oh, please,

there's no need for that.
_________________________________

(BOTH GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

Well, if that's all you desire,

then be on your way.
_________________________________

I was going to offer you something

worth 1,000 crowns.
_________________________________

Would have made you

rich beyond belief,
_________________________________

and that wasn't even the best part.

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Oh, well. C'est la vie. Enjoy your crown!
_________________________________

What's the best part?
_________________________________

It comes with revenge on Flynn Rider.
_________________________________

You're being strangely cryptic
_________________________________

as you wrap your magic hair

around my injured hand.
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

Sorry.
_________________________________

(EXHALES)
_________________________________

Just don't... Don't freak out.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

(SINGING) Flower, gleam and glow
_________________________________

Let your power shine
_________________________________

Make the clock reverse
_________________________________

Bring back what once was mine
_________________________________

Heal what has been hurt

_________________________________
Change the Fates' design

_________________________________
Save what has been lost

_________________________________
Bring back what once was mine

_________________________________
What once was mine

_________________________________
(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

(BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________

(SCREAM BUILDING)
_________________________________

Please don't freak out!
_________________________________

(STRANGLED GASPING)
_________________________________

I'm not freaking out.

Are you freaking out?
_________________________________

I'm just interested in your hair

and the magical qualities it possesses.
_________________________________

How long has it been

doing that exactly?
_________________________________

Forever, I guess.
_________________________________

Mother says when I was a baby,

people tried to cut it.
_________________________________

They wanted to take it for themselves.
_________________________________

But once it's cut,

it turns brown and loses its power.
_________________________________

A gift like that, it has to be protected.
_________________________________

That's why Mother never let me...
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

That's why I never left and...
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

You never left that tower.
_________________________________

And you're still going to go back?
_________________________________

No! Yes.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION)
_________________________________

It's complicated.
_________________________________

(EXHALES)
_________________________________

So, Eugene Fitzherbert, huh?
_________________________________

Ah, yeah. Well...
_________________________________

I'll spare you the sob story

of poor orphan Eugene Fitzherbert.
_________________________________

It's a little bit of a downer.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

There was this book I used to read

every night to all the younger kids.
_________________________________

The Tales of Flynnagan Rider.
_________________________________

Swashbuckling rogue, richest man

alive, not bad with the ladies either.
_________________________________

Not that he'd ever brag about it,

of course.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Was he a thief, too?
_________________________________

Uh...
_________________________________

Well, no.
_________________________________

He had enough money to do anything

that he wanted to do.
_________________________________

He could go anywhere

that he wanted to go.
_________________________________

And for a kid with nothing,

I don't know, I...
_________________________________

Just seemed like the better option.
_________________________________

(RAPUNZEL CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

You can't tell anyone about this, okay?
_________________________________

It could ruin my whole reputation.
_________________________________

Ah. We wouldn't want that.
_________________________________

A fake reputation is all a man has.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________

Well, I should, um...
_________________________________

(STAMMERING) I should

get some more firewood.
_________________________________
RAPUNZEL: Hey.

_________________________________

For the record, I like Eugene Fitzherbert

much better than Flynn Rider.
_________________________________

Well.
_________________________________

Then you'd be the first. But thank you.
_________________________________

Well, I thought he'd never leave.
_________________________________

Mother?
_________________________________

Hello, dear.
_________________________________

(RAPUNZEL STAMMERING

NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________

How did you find me?
_________________________________

Oh, it was easy, really.
_________________________________

I just listened for the sound of complete

and utter betrayal and followed that.
_________________________________

(SIGHS) Mother...
_________________________________

-We're going home. Now.

-You don't understand.
_________________________________

I've been on this incredible journey,

and I've seen and learned so much.
_________________________________

I even met someone.
_________________________________

Yes, the wanted thief. I'm so proud.

Come on.
_________________________________

Mother, wait. I think...
_________________________________

I think he likes me.
_________________________________

Likes you?

Please, Rapunzel, that's demented!
_________________________________

(PROTESTING)
_________________________________

(SINGING) This is why
you never should have left
_________________________________

Dear, this whole romance
that you've invented
_________________________________

Just proves you're too naive to be here

_________________________________
Why would he like you?
Come on now, really

_________________________________
Look at you!
You think that he's impressed?
_________________________________

Don't be a dummy, come with Mummy
_________________________________

Mother...
_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

No?
_________________________________

Oh, I see how it is
_________________________________

Rapunzel knows best
Rapunzel's so mature now
_________________________________

Such a clever grown-up miss
_________________________________

Rapunzel knows best
Fine, if you're so sure now
_________________________________

-Go ahead, then give him this!

-How did you...
_________________________________

This is why he's here
Don't let him deceive you
_________________________________

Give it to him, watch, you'll see
_________________________________

I will!
_________________________________

Trust me, my dear
That's how fast he'll leave you
_________________________________

I won't say I told you so
_________________________________

No, Rapunzel knows best
So, if he's such a dreamboat
_________________________________

Go and put him to the test
_________________________________

Mother, wait!
_________________________________

If he's lying, don't come crying

_________________________________
Mother knows best

_________________________________
FLYNN: So, can I ask you something?
_________________________________

Is there any chance that I'm going to get

super strength in my hand?
_________________________________

Because I'm not going to lie.

That would be stupendous.
_________________________________

Hey, you all right?
_________________________________

Oh! Sorry, yes.

Just lost in thought, I guess.
_________________________________

Here's the thing,
_________________________________

superhuman good looks,

I've always had them. Born with it.
_________________________________

But superhuman strength! Can you

imagine the possibilities of this?
_________________________________

Patience, boys.
_________________________________

All good things to those who wait.

_________________________________

(SNORING SOFTLY)
_________________________________

(MUMBLES SLEEPILY)
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

(SNORTING)
_________________________________

Well, I hope you're here to apologize.
_________________________________

(FLYNN SCREAMING)
_________________________________

No, put me down! Stop it! No!
_________________________________

-Let me go!

-(NEIGHING FIERCELY)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING) Give me him!
_________________________________

-(NEIGHING)

-FLYNN: Stop, stop, stop!
_________________________________

(FLYNN EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

(NICKERING GROGGILY)
_________________________________

(NEIGHING)
_________________________________

Whoa, whoa, whoa!
_________________________________

Easy, boy. Easy! Settle down.
_________________________________

(NEIGHING FIERCELY)
_________________________________

Easy, boy. Easy.
_________________________________

(SOOTHINGLY) Easy.
_________________________________

That's it.
_________________________________

Now sit.
_________________________________

(NEIGHS)
_________________________________

(FIRMLY) Sit!
_________________________________

-FLYNN: What?

-Now drop the boot.
_________________________________

Drop it.
_________________________________

(COOING) Aw!
_________________________________

You're such a good boy! Yes, you are!
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING AFFECTIONATELY)
_________________________________

You all tired from chasing this bad man

all over the place?
_________________________________

-FLYNN: Excuse me?

-Nobody appreciates you, do they?
_________________________________

-Do they?
-(SNORTS)

_________________________________

Oh, come on. He's a bad horse!
_________________________________

Oh, he's nothing but a big sweetheart.
_________________________________

(NEIGHS HAPPILY)
_________________________________

Isn't that right...
_________________________________

Maximus?
_________________________________

You've got to be kidding me.
_________________________________

Look. Today is kind of

the biggest day of my life,
_________________________________

and the thing is,

I need you not to get him arrested.
_________________________________

-(HUFFS)

-Just for 24 hours,
_________________________________

and then you can chase each other

to your heart's content.
_________________________________

Okay?
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

And it's also my birthday.

Just so you know.
_________________________________

(SNORTS)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

-(NEIGHS)

-(CHUCKLES CONTENTEDLY)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Isn't it lovely?
_________________________________
-It was my mother's.
-It's pretty, but it looks old.
_________________________________
Well, maybe it is old-fashioned,
but I'll fix that.
_________________________________
-How do you do it?
-Wait a minute.
_________________________________
There ought to be
some good ideas in here.
_________________________________
Uh-huh. This one.
_________________________________
Oh, very nice. Nice.
_________________________________
-Like it.
-GUS: It'll be easy.
_________________________________
I'll have to shorten the sleeves,
I'll need a sash,
_________________________________
-a ruffle, something for a collar...
-DRIZELLA: Cinderella!
_________________________________
Oh, now what do they want?
_________________________________
ANASTASIA: Cinderella!
_________________________________
Oh, well.
_________________________________
I guess my dress will just have to wait.
_________________________________
DRIZELLA: Cinderella!
_________________________________
ANASTASIA: Cinderella!
_________________________________
All right, all right. I'm coming.
_________________________________
Poor Cinderelly.
_________________________________
Every time she finds a minute,
that's the time when they begin it.
_________________________________
Cinderelly, Cinderelly.
_________________________________
SISTERS: Cinderella!
_________________________________
(SINGING) Cinderelly, Cinderelly
Night and day it's Cinderelly
_________________________________
Make the fire
Fix the breakfast
_________________________________
Wash the dishes
Do the moppin'
_________________________________
And the sweepin' and the dustin'
_________________________________
They always keep her hoppin'
_________________________________
She'd go around in circles
_________________________________
Till she's very, very dizzy
_________________________________
-Still they holler
-Keep her busy, Cinderelly
_________________________________
Yeah. Keep her busy.
_________________________________
You know what?
_________________________________
-Cinderelly won't go to the ball.
-What?
_________________________________
-Not go?
-ALL: What did you say?
_________________________________
You'll see. They'll fix her.
_________________________________
Work, work, work.
She'll never get her dress done.
_________________________________
Poor Cinderelly.
_________________________________
Hey! We can do it!
_________________________________
We can do it
We can do it
_________________________________
We can help our Cinderelly
We can make the dress so pretty
_________________________________
There's nothing to it, really
_________________________________
We'll tie a sash around it
Put a ribbon through it
_________________________________
When dancing at the ball
she'll be more beautiful than all
_________________________________
In the lovely dress
we make for Cinderelly
_________________________________
Hurry, hurry, hurry
_________________________________
Gonna help our Cinderelly
_________________________________
Got no time to dilly-dally
_________________________________
We got to get it goin'
_________________________________
I'll cut it with the scissors.
_________________________________
And I can do the sewing.
_________________________________
I eave the sewing to the women.
_________________________________
You go get some trimmin'.
_________________________________
And we'll make
a lovely dress for Cinderelly, whoo
_________________________________
We'll make a lovely dress
for Cinderelly
_________________________________
Follow me, Gus-Gus.
I know where to go.
_________________________________
It's gonna be pretty, this dress.
_________________________________
Cinderelly will be surprised.
_________________________________
Surprised, surprised. Very surprised.
_________________________________

_________________________________

TOY: Whoa!
_________________________________

Forky is in there?
_________________________________

Yeah.
_________________________________

Now, hold on.

I have a question.
_________________________________

Who will Bonnie love more?

Ducky or me? Say me.
_________________________________

-No, say Ducky. Ducky.

-Bunny. Bunny.
_________________________________

Okay, guys.

Playtime is over.
_________________________________

You have to follow my lead.
_________________________________

We stay together,
we stay quiet. Are we clear?
_________________________________

Absolutely.

Lead the way.
_________________________________

-Are you kidding me?

-Move over.
_________________________________

-You move over.

-Quit pushing me.
_________________________________

-BUNNY: Stop.

-Shh!
_________________________________

Oh, my maker!

That sheep has three heads!
_________________________________

No, no, no!
_________________________________

BUNNY: What? All six eyes

just looked into my soul.
_________________________________

DUCKY: Gonna have nightmares.
_________________________________

That's most likely where

your Forky is being kept.
_________________________________

WOODY: All right,
this isn't so bad.
_________________________________

We just can't be seen by the dummies.

_________________________________

Not just the dummies.
_________________________________

Her cabinet is surrounded

by a moat of exposed aisle.
_________________________________

GIGGLE: Where Dragon roams.
_________________________________
(MEOWS)
_________________________________

-We can handle a cat.

-No.
_________________________________

Not this one.
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
(TOY SQUEAKS)
_________________________________

Is that how we look on the inside?

_________________________________

There's so much...

(STAMMERS) fluff.
_________________________________

So, how do you propose
we get up there?

_________________________________

We could go straight across.
_________________________________

-WOODY: How?

-That's quite a jump.
_________________________________

We know the perfect toy to help.

_________________________________

BONNIE'S MOM:
Oh, Bonnie, check it out.
_________________________________

-Look at all this cool stuff.

-WOODY: Bonnie?
_________________________________

(GASPS) We gotta get Forky now!

_________________________________

Woody, don't...
_________________________________

-Stick to the plan.

-10-4.
_________________________________

-Follow me.

-Roger that.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Woody just sits in the closet?

With no playtime?
_________________________________

Yeah, he told me himself,
he's useless.

_________________________________

That's awful.
_________________________________

Such pretty hair...
_________________________________

What are you doing?
_________________________________

You need to stick to the plan.
_________________________________

But it's Bonnie.

She's right...
_________________________________

BONNIE: Can we go
to the carnival, too?

_________________________________

...there.
_________________________________

Come on. Stay quiet.
_________________________________

You better hope the dummies didn't...

_________________________________
(WOODY GASPS)
_________________________________
(BO PEEP GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________
-(BLEATING)
-(GROANS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
-(BELL DINGS)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
-(SHEEP BLEATING)

-My sheep!
_________________________________
(BO PEEP EXHALES)
_________________________________

What did I say?

I lead. You follow.
_________________________________

Bo, I'm so sorry. Really.

Just tell me how to help.
_________________________________

You really wanna help?
_________________________________

Then stay out of my way.

I'm getting my sheep back.
_________________________________

What about the others?
_________________________________

Giggle knows what to do.
_________________________________

MARGARET: Here you go.

GIGGLE: That's our objective.
_________________________________

We have to get that key.
_________________________________

It's the only way inside the cabinet.

_________________________________

You can't be serious.
_________________________________

How are we supposed to do that?

_________________________________

(LAUGHS) Okay.
_________________________________

You know what,

leave that to us.
_________________________________

-We know exactly what to do.

-Mmm-hmm.
_________________________________
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

Aw.
_________________________________

Where did you two come from?
_________________________________

DUCKY: The keys! Give 'em
up now! Where are they?
_________________________________

Give us the keys!
Give us the keys!

_________________________________

Well, we're not doing that.
_________________________________

Yeah, yeah, I agree,

too visible.
_________________________________

It's a good point.

Something more subtle.
_________________________________

Ooh, what about "Winner,

winner, chicken dinner"?
_________________________________

Yes.
_________________________________

DUCKY: The keys! Give 'em
up now! Where are they?
_________________________________

-Uh... you're kidding.

-Really?
_________________________________

Okay, okay. You just...
_________________________________

All right. Well...
_________________________________

Oh, what about the old "Plush Rush"?

_________________________________

There you go!
_________________________________
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

-Argh. Where is this going?

-Shh! Don't interrupt.
_________________________________
(SOFT MUSIC CONTINUES)
_________________________________
(SNORING)
_________________________________
(MARGARET SCREAMING)
_________________________________

-Okay, right?

-BUNNY: Uh-huh?
_________________________________

Not gonna happen.

N-O.
_________________________________

Okay, do you want the key or not?

_________________________________

(GROWLS) What is wrong with you?
_________________________________

What is wrong with...?
_________________________________

We just gave you three brilliant ideas.

_________________________________

BUNNY: It's one thing
to say no.

_________________________________

It's another to offer a reason...

_________________________________

How do we get that key?
_________________________________
(WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________

(GASPS) You're kidding!
_________________________________

(GIGGLES) Really?
_________________________________

Woody's back?
_________________________________

(GASPS) Woody's back?
_________________________________

And you're sure it's Bo Peep
who's with him?
_________________________________
(BLEATING)
_________________________________

Thank you, Benson.
_________________________________

Make sure the others are ready.

_________________________________
(FORKY EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY)
_________________________________

Woody's back!
_________________________________

I'm coming, Bonnie! (GROANS)
_________________________________

Bonnie.
_________________________________

First, we must prepare for his arrival.

_________________________________

Prepare?
_________________________________

Have you ever played hide-and-seek?

_________________________________

No. But it sounds complicated.
_________________________________

Oh, it's easy.
_________________________________

-I'll teach you, okay?

-Okay.
_________________________________

The first thing you do is...
_________________________________

one of us finds a place to hide...
_________________________________

FORKY: Scary.
_________________________________

GABBY GABBY: ...while

the other one counts to ten...
_________________________________

then tries to find them.
_________________________________

_________________________________

Let's see. Where was I?
_________________________________

I wonder which way I ought to go.

_________________________________

(SINGING)
'Twas brillig and the slithy toves
_________________________________

Did gyre and gamble in the wabe
_________________________________

All mimsy were the borogoves
_________________________________

And the more paths outgrabe
_________________________________

Where in the world do you
suppose that...

_________________________________
-CHESHIRE CAT: Lose something?
-Oh!
_________________________________

(ALICE GIGGLES)
_________________________________
No, I mean, I was just wondering...

_________________________________

That's quite all right.
_________________________________

One moment, please.

_________________________________

(HARMONICA PLAYS NOTE)
_________________________________

Second chorus:

_________________________________

'Twas brillig and the slithy toves
_________________________________
Did gyre and gamble in the wabe
_________________________________

-Why, you're a cat.
-A Cheshire cat.

_________________________________

All mimsy were the borogoves
_________________________________

Wait. Don't go, please.
_________________________________

There you are. Third chorus.

_________________________________

No. Thank you, but I just wanted
to ask you which way I ought to go.

_________________________________

Well, that depends on
where you want to get to.

_________________________________

It really doesn't matter, as long as I...
_________________________________

Then it really doesn't matter
which way you go.

_________________________________

(CHESHIRE CAT HUMS)
_________________________________
And the mome raths outgrabe
_________________________________

Oh, by the way,

_________________________________

if you'd really to know,
he went that way.

_________________________________

-Who did?
-The White Rabbit.

_________________________________

-He did.
-He did what?
_________________________________

-Went that way.
-Who did?
_________________________________

-The white rabbit.
-What rabbit?
_________________________________

But didn't you just say...
I mean... Oh, dear.
_________________________________

Can you stand on your head?
_________________________________

However, if I were looking
for a White Rabbit,

_________________________________

I'd ask the Mad Hatter.

_________________________________

The Mad Hatter? No, I don't want...
_________________________________

Or there's the March Hare
in that direction.

_________________________________

Thank you. I think I shall visit him.

_________________________________

Of course, he's mad, too.
_________________________________

But I don't want to
go among mad people.

_________________________________

Oh, you can't help that.

_________________________________

Most everyone's mad here.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

You may have noticed
_________________________________

that I'm not all there myself.

_________________________________

And the mome raths outgrabe
_________________________________

Goodness.
If the people here are like that,
_________________________________

I must try not to upset them.

_________________________________

_________________________________
Colors of the Wind – Pocahontas
_________________________________

_________________________________

What you mean is, not like you.
_________________________________

(SINGING)
You think I'm an ignorant savage
_________________________________

And you've been so many places
_________________________________

I guess it must be so
_________________________________

But still, I cannot see
_________________________________

If the savage one is me
_________________________________

How can there be so much

that you don't know
_________________________________

You don't know
_________________________________

You think you own

whatever land you land on
_________________________________

The earth is just

a dead thing you can claim
_________________________________

But I know every rock

and tree and creature
_________________________________

Has a life, has a spirit, has a name
_________________________________

You think the only people

who are people
_________________________________

(GROWLING)
_________________________________

Are the people

who look and think like you
_________________________________

But if you walk

the footsteps of a stranger
_________________________________

You'll learn things

you never knew you never knew
_________________________________

Have you ever heard the wolf cry

to the blue corn moon?
_________________________________

Or ask the grinning bobcat

why he grinned?
_________________________________

Can you sing with all the voices

of the mountain?
_________________________________

Can you paint with all the colors

of the wind?
_________________________________

Can you paint with all the colors
_________________________________

Of the wind?
_________________________________

Come run the hidden pine trails

of the forest
_________________________________

Come taste the sun-sweet berries

of the earth
_________________________________

Come roll in all the riches

all around you
_________________________________

And for once, never wonder

what they're worth
_________________________________

The rainstorm and the river

are my brothers
_________________________________

The heron and the otter are my friends
_________________________________

And we are all connected to each other
_________________________________

In a circle,

in a hoop, that never ends
_________________________________

How high does the sycamore grow?
_________________________________

If you cut it down

then you'll never know
_________________________________

And you'll never hear the wolf cry

to the blue corn moon
_________________________________

For whether we are white

or copper-skinned
_________________________________

We need to sing with all the voices

of the mountain
_________________________________

We need to paint

with all the colors of the wind
_________________________________

You can own the earth, and still
_________________________________

All you'll own is earth until
_________________________________

You can paint
_________________________________

With all the colors
_________________________________

Of the
_________________________________

Wind
_________________________________

(RUSTLING)
_________________________________

_________________________________

JANE: Well, he didn't stand upright.

He sort of...

_________________________________
-...crouched.

-Really?
_________________________________

He supported his weight
on his knuckles.
_________________________________

-On the knuckles.

- See? Exactly like a gorilla.
_________________________________

-Extraordinary.

-It was amazing!
_________________________________

He'd bend his elbows out like this.

And then he walks, like this.
_________________________________

Oh, I see! Like Aunt Isabel.

_________________________________

-(LAUGHTER)

-PROFESSOR: Ba, ba, ba.

_________________________________

-PROFESSOR: Capital!

-Hmm.

_________________________________

Oh, Janey-Jane, what a discovery!
_________________________________

A man with no language,

no human behavior...
_________________________________

And no respect

for personal boundaries.
_________________________________

-How do you mean?

-He was this close, Daddy.
_________________________________

Staring at me.
_________________________________

He seemed confused at first,
_________________________________

as if he's never seen

another human before.
_________________________________

And his eyes were intense

and focused, and...

_________________________________
JANE: I've never seen such eyes.

_________________________________

Oh, shall I leave you and the
blackboard alone for a moment?
_________________________________

Daddy, stop it. The point is,
_________________________________

think of what we could learn
from him. We must find him.
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

Professor, you are here to find gorillas,
_________________________________

not indulge some girlish fantasy.
_________________________________

Fantasy? I didn't imagine him.
_________________________________

Tarzan is...
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-Real.
_________________________________

Ah! (STAMMERING) It's him!
_________________________________

It's him, it's him. Tarzan!
_________________________________

-Professor, Jane, stand back!

-Wait!
_________________________________

-No!

-(GUNSHOT)

_________________________________
TARZAN: Clayton.

_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

-Clayton.

-Ah! (LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Have we met?
_________________________________

How does he know my name?
_________________________________

He thinks it means

the sound of a gunshot.
_________________________________

-Jane.

-Yes. Hello, Tarzan.
_________________________________

I see what you mean about boundaries.
_________________________________

What's he doing?

_________________________________
PROFESSOR: Look at him, Jane.

_________________________________

Moves like an ape, but looks like a man.
_________________________________

He could be the missing link.
_________________________________

Or our link to the gorillas.
_________________________________

Ah! Yes, yes.
_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

Where are the gorillas?
_________________________________

Go-ri-llas!
_________________________________

Go-ri-llas!
_________________________________

Shouting won't help, Mr. Clayton.
_________________________________

He doesn't understand English.
_________________________________

Then I'll make him understand.
_________________________________

If I can teach a parrot

to sing God Save the Queen,

_________________________________
I can certainly teach
this savage a thing or two.
_________________________________

Gorilla.
_________________________________

Gorilla.
_________________________________

-(CHUCKLES) He's got it!

-Gorilla.
_________________________________

-Go-ri-lla.

-Perhaps not.
_________________________________

-Oh, no, no, no!

-Oh, no, no, no!
_________________________________

Gimme that. Leave that.
_________________________________

Mr. Clayton, I think I'll take it from here.

_________________________________

Whatever you do

I'll do it too
_________________________________

Show me everything and tell me how
_________________________________

It all means something
_________________________________

And yet nothing to me
_________________________________

I can see there's so much to learn
_________________________________

It's all so close and yet so far
_________________________________

I see myself as people see me
_________________________________

Oh, I just know there's

Something bigger out there
_________________________________

I wanna know

Can you show me?
_________________________________

I wanna know about

These strangers like me
_________________________________

Tell me more

Please show me
_________________________________

Something's familiar
About these strangers like me
_________________________________

Every gesture

Every move that she makes
_________________________________

Makes me feel like never before
_________________________________

Why do I have this
Growing need to be beside her?
_________________________________

These emotions I never knew
_________________________________

Of some other world

Far beyond this place
_________________________________

Beyond the trees

Above the clouds
_________________________________

I see before me a new horizon
_________________________________

I wanna know

Can you show me?
_________________________________

I wanna know about

These strangers like me
_________________________________

Tell me more

Please show me
_________________________________

Something's familiar
About these strangers like me
_________________________________

Come with me now to see my world
_________________________________

Where there's beauty

Beyond your dreams
_________________________________

Can you feel the things I feel?
_________________________________

Right now, with you
_________________________________

Take my hand
_________________________________

There's a world I need to know

_________________________________
CLAYTON: We've wasted all

this time on what he wants.

_________________________________

The boat could arrive any day.

Now, ask him straight out.
_________________________________

Tarzan, will you take us to the gorillas?
_________________________________

JANE: Do you understand?
_________________________________

I understand.
_________________________________

-Good work, Jane.

-Well?
_________________________________

-I can't.

-What?
_________________________________

-Why not, Tarzan?

-Kerchak.
_________________________________

I wanna know

Can you show me?
_________________________________

I wanna know about

These strangers like me
_________________________________

Tell me more

Please show me
_________________________________

Something's familiar
About these strangers like me
_________________________________

I wanna know

_________________________________

_________________________________
(CHEERING)
_________________________________

Attention, everybody.
_________________________________

Now, this party is a hero party,
_________________________________

because of what someone did.

And that someone is...
_________________________________
(EEYORE CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

-I found it.

-Found what, Eeyore?
_________________________________

House for Owl.
_________________________________

I say, Eeyore, good show!
_________________________________

Oh, isn't that wonderful.

Where is it, Eeyore?
_________________________________

If you want to follow me,

l'll show it to ya.

_________________________________

NARRATOR:

Everyone followed Eeyore.

_________________________________

Then, to the surprise of all,

Eeyore stopped right in front of...

_________________________________
Piglet's house?
_________________________________

Why are you stopping here, Eeyore?
_________________________________

This is it, Owl's new house.
_________________________________

Oh, dear, mercy me!
_________________________________

Oh, dear, mercy me, too!
_________________________________

Name's on it and everything.
_________________________________

W-O-L. That spells "Owl."
_________________________________

Bless my soul, so it does.
_________________________________

Well, what do you think of it?
_________________________________

It is a nice house, Eeyore, but...
_________________________________

It is a lovely house, Eeyore, but...
_________________________________

It's the best house in the whole world.
_________________________________

Tell them it's your house, Piglet.
_________________________________

No, Pooh.
_________________________________

This house belongs (SNIFFLES)

to our very good friend,
_________________________________
(GULPS)
_________________________________

Owl.
_________________________________

But, Piglet, where will you live?
_________________________________

Well, I guess I shall live... (SNIFFLES)
_________________________________

I suppose I shall live...
_________________________________

With me! You shall live with me.
_________________________________

-Won't you, Piglet?

-With you? (SNIFFLES)
_________________________________

Oh, thank you, Pooh bear.
_________________________________

Of course I will.
_________________________________

Piglet, that was
a very grand thing to do.
_________________________________

A heroic thing to do.
_________________________________

Christopher Robin,

can you make a one-hero party
_________________________________

into a two-hero party?
_________________________________

Of course we can, silly old bear.

_________________________________

NARRATOR: And so, Pooh was

a hero for saving Piglet,

_________________________________

and Piglet was a hero for giving Owl

his grand home in the beech tree.

_________________________________
(SINGING) We never will forget

our hero of the wet

_________________________________
Our quick thinking

unsinking Pooh bear

_________________________________
And Piglet, who indeed

helped out a friend in need

_________________________________
For truly they're
the heroes of the day

_________________________________
So we say hip-hip-hooray

for the Piglet and the Pooh

_________________________________
Piglet and Pooh we salute you

_________________________________
What's all that stomping
and singing and silly shenanigans?
_________________________________
(GOPHER SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Hip-hip hoo-ray

Hip-hip hoo-ray

_________________________________
Hip-hip hoo-ray for Winnie the Pooh

_________________________________
And Piglet, too!
_________________________________
_________________________________

(BIRDSONG)

_________________________________

Uh... Good morning.

_________________________________

(MOANS)

_________________________________

So... (CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

-What's all this supposed to be?

-(SIGHS)

_________________________________

Oh.

_________________________________

(MOANS AND GRUNTS)

_________________________________

What?

_________________________________

(HUFFS AND SNORTS)

_________________________________

Sorry. I don't speak bear.

_________________________________

(HUFFS)

_________________________________

Oh.

_________________________________

(MOANS)

_________________________________

Ah!

_________________________________

(GRUNTS IN SURPRISE)

_________________________________

(SLURPS)

_________________________________

-Find those by the creek, did you?

-Mm-hm.

_________________________________

They're nightshade berries.

_________________________________

Mmm.

_________________________________

They're poisonous.

_________________________________

(SPUTTERING)

_________________________________

Where did you get this water?

It has worms.

_________________________________

(GULPS)

_________________________________

(THUDDING)

_________________________________

(BIRDS SQUAWK)

_________________________________

-(GIGGLES) Come on.

-(GROWLS SOFTLY)

_________________________________

Breakfast.

_________________________________

(GRUNTS APPROVINGLY)

_________________________________

Oh, wait. A princess should not

have weapons, in your opinion.

_________________________________

Uh-huh... (GROANS)

_________________________________

There you go.

_________________________________

Go on.

_________________________________

(GROANS)

_________________________________

How do you know you don't like it

if you won't try it?

_________________________________

(WHINES)

_________________________________

(GROANS APPROVINGLY)

_________________________________

Mm.

_________________________________

(MUNCHING LOUDLY)

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

(BURPS)

_________________________________

(GROANS)

_________________________________

(SLOW SONG PLAYING)

_________________________________

This love it is a distant star
_________________________________

Guiding us home wherever we are
_________________________________

This love it is a burning sun
_________________________________

Shining light on the things

that we've done
_________________________________

I tried to speak to you every day
_________________________________

But each word we spoke

the wind blew away
_________________________________

How did we let it come to this?
_________________________________

What we just tasted...

_________________________________

(MERIDA LAUGHS)

_________________________________

How will it feel when this day is done?
_________________________________

And can we keep

what we've only begun?

_________________________________

(CRIES OUT)

_________________________________

Could these walls

come crumbling down?
_________________________________

I want to feel my feet on the ground
_________________________________

Can we carry this love that we share
_________________________________

Into the open air
_________________________________

Into the open air

_________________________________

Hey!

_________________________________

Where are you going?

_________________________________

This love it is a burning sun

_________________________________

Mum, come back.

_________________________________

I know Tink is my best friend.
_________________________________

We should just forgive each other.
_________________________________

Someone just needs

to take the first step.
_________________________________
OWL: Who?

_________________________________

Yeah, well, I think it should be Tink.
_________________________________

-Who?

-Tink.
_________________________________

She blamed me

for breaking the scepter.
_________________________________

-Who?

-Tink!
_________________________________

I know she's under a lot of pressure,
_________________________________

but she shouldn't

have treated me that way.
_________________________________

She should apologize.
_________________________________

Who?
_________________________________

Me.
_________________________________

Thank you so much, Mr. Owl.
_________________________________

You know what? You are truly

the wisest of all the creatures.
_________________________________

The fellows are making fun

of my kilt again.
_________________________________

-Who?

-The guys at the depot!
_________________________________

They keep calling it a skirt.
_________________________________

_________________________________
ALICE: How very curious.
_________________________________
HARE: If there are no objections,
let it be unanimous
_________________________________
HATTER: A very merry unbirthday
HARE: A very merry unbirthday
_________________________________
BOTH: A very merry unbirthday to us
_________________________________
(CHORUS OF PIPES)
_________________________________
(SINGING)
A very merry unbirthday to me
_________________________________
-To who?
-To me
_________________________________
-A very merry unbirthday to you
-Who, me?
_________________________________
Let's all congratulate us
with another cup of tea
_________________________________
A very merry unbirthday
_________________________________
To you
_________________________________
BOTH: No room. No room.
_________________________________
-No room.

-I thought there was plenty of room.

_________________________________

It's rude to sit without being invited.

_________________________________

I'll say it's rude.
It's very, very rude indeed.
_________________________________

Very, very, very rude indeed.

_________________________________

I'm very sorry.
But I did enjoy your singing.
_________________________________

-I wonder if you could tell me...
-You enjoyed our singing?
_________________________________

Oh, what a delightful child.
_________________________________

I'm so excited.
We never get compliments.

_________________________________

-You must have a cup of tea.
-Yes, indeed. The tea.

_________________________________
-You must have a cup of tea.
-ALICE: That would be nice.
_________________________________

I'm sorry I interrupted your
birthday party. Thank you.
_________________________________

Birthday? (CHUCKLES) My dear
child, this is not a birthday party.
_________________________________

Of course not.

_________________________________

This is an unbirthday party.

_________________________________

Unbirthday? I'm sorry,
but I don't quite understand.

_________________________________

It's very simple.
30 days have Sep... No.

_________________________________

An unbirthday...
If you have a birthday, then you...

_________________________________

She doesn't know what an unbirthday is.

_________________________________

How silly.
_________________________________

Well...

_________________________________
(COUGHS)
_________________________________

I shall elucidate.

_________________________________
(SINGING) Statistics prove,
prove that you've one birthday.
_________________________________
Imagine, just one birthday every year
_________________________________
But there are 364 unbirthdays
_________________________________
Precisely why we're
gathered here to cheer
_________________________________
Then today is my unbirthday, too.
_________________________________
-It is?
-What a small world this is.
_________________________________
In that case...
_________________________________
(SINGING) A very merry unbirthday
_________________________________
-To me?
-To you.
_________________________________
-A very merry unbirthday
-For me?
_________________________________
For you.
_________________________________
Now blow the candle out, my dear,
and make your wish come true
_________________________________
(CRACKLING)
_________________________________
A very merry unbirthday to you
_________________________________

(SINGING) Twinkle, twinkle, little bat

_________________________________

How I wonder what you're at

_________________________________

Up above the world you fly
_________________________________

Like a tea tray in the sky

_________________________________

-That was lovely.
-And now, my dear...
_________________________________

You were saying that you
would like to see...
_________________________________

Pardon me.

_________________________________

You were seeking some
information of some kind?
_________________________________

Yes. I'm looking for a...
_________________________________

Clean cup. Move down.
-But I haven't used my cup.

_________________________________

(SINGING)
Clean cup, clean cup, move down

_________________________________
Clean cup, clean cup, move down
_________________________________

Would you like a little more tea?
_________________________________

I haven't had any yet,
so I can't very well take more.

_________________________________

You mean you can't very well take less.

_________________________________

Yes. You can always
take more than nothing.

_________________________________

-But I only meant that...
-And now, my dear...
_________________________________

Something seems to be troubling you.

_________________________________

-Won't you tell us all about it?
-Start at the beginning.

_________________________________

Yes.

_________________________________

And when you come to the end...
Stop. See?
_________________________________

Well, it all started while I was
sitting on the river bank with Dinah.

_________________________________

Very interesting.

_________________________________

Who's Dinah? (PANTS)
_________________________________

Dinah's my cat. You see...
_________________________________

(GASPS) Cat?
_________________________________
Get the jam. Put it on his nose.
_________________________________

On his nose.

_________________________________

My goodness. Those are the
things that upset me.

_________________________________

See all the trouble you've started?
_________________________________

-I didn't think that...
-If you don't think, don't talk.

_________________________________

Clean cup. Move down.
_________________________________

-But I still haven't used...

-Move down, move down.
_________________________________

And now, my dear, as you were saying?
_________________________________

Oh, yes. I was sitting on the river bank
with you know who.

_________________________________

I do?
_________________________________

I mean my C-A-T.

_________________________________

Tea?
_________________________________

Just half a cup, if you don't mind.

_________________________________

Come, come, my dear.
Don't you care for tea?
_________________________________

Yes, I'm very fond of tea, but...

_________________________________

You could at least
make polite conversation.

_________________________________

I've been trying to ask you...
_________________________________

I have an excellent idea.

_________________________________

Let's change the subject.

_________________________________

Why is a raven like a writing desk?
_________________________________

Riddles? Let me see, now.

_________________________________

Why is a raven like a writing desk?
_________________________________

-I beg your pardon
-Why is a raven like a writing desk?
_________________________________
-Why is a what?
-Careful.

_________________________________
-She's stark raven mad.
-It's your silly riddle. You said...
_________________________________

-Don't get excited.
-How about a nice cup of tea?
_________________________________

Have a cup of tea indeed! I'm sorry,
but I just haven't the time!
_________________________________

The time? Who's got the time?
_________________________________

No, no, no. No time, no time, no time.

_________________________________

Hello, goodbye. I'm late, I'm late.
_________________________________

-The White Rabbit.
-I'm so late, I'm so very, very late.

_________________________________

Well, no wonder you're late.
This clock is exactly two days slow.

_________________________________

-Two days slow?
-Course you're late.

_________________________________

My goodness.
We'll have to look into this.

_________________________________

Ah-ha. I see what's wrong with it.
This watch is full of wheels.
_________________________________

Oh, my poor watch.
Oh, my wheels and springs.

_________________________________

-But, but, but...
-Butter, of course.
_________________________________

It needs some butter. Butter!
_________________________________

-Butter!
-Butter?
_________________________________

Thank you. Butter. That's fine.

_________________________________

No, no, no. You'll get crumbs in it.
_________________________________

Oh, this is the very best butter.
What are you talking about?
_________________________________

-Tea?
-I never thought of tea. Of course.
_________________________________

-Not tea.
-Sugar?
_________________________________
Sugar, just two spoons. Just two spoons.

_________________________________
-Thank you.
-Please be careful.
_________________________________

-Jam.
-Jam. I forgot all about jam.

_________________________________

-Shows you what a person'll do.
-Mustard.
_________________________________

Mustard, yes.

_________________________________

Mustard? Don't let's be silly.

_________________________________

Lemon, that's different.

_________________________________

There. That should do it.

_________________________________

(RINGING)
_________________________________

-Look at that.
-It's going mad.
_________________________________
-Oh, dear.
-It's going mad.

_________________________________

Mad watch. Mad watch. Mad watch.

_________________________________
Look.
_________________________________

There's only one way
to stop a mad watch.

_________________________________

It's two days slow, that's what it is.

_________________________________

-My watch. (SNIFFS)
-It was?

_________________________________
-And it was an unbirthday present, too.
-HARE: In that case...
_________________________________

(SINGING) A very merry unbirthday

_________________________________
To you

_________________________________
Mr. Rabbit. Oh, Mr. Rabbit.
_________________________________

Now where did he go to?
_________________________________
(SINGING) A very merry
unbirthday to us, to us

_________________________________

A very merry unbirthday to us, to us

_________________________________

Of all the silly nonsense.

_________________________________

This is the stupidest tea party
I've ever been to in all my life.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Prince Ali – Aladdin

_________________________________

_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)

_________________________________

Jafar, you must come and see this.

_________________________________

(SINGING) Make way for Prince Ali

_________________________________

Say, "Hey, it's Prince Ali"

_________________________________

Hey, clear the way in the old bazaar

_________________________________

Hey you, let us through

It's a bright new star

_________________________________

Oh come, be the first on your block

To meet his eye

_________________________________

Make way, here he comes

Ring bells, bang the drums

_________________________________

You're gonna love this guy

_________________________________

Prince Ali, fabulous he

Ali Ababwa

_________________________________

Genuflect, show some respect

Down on one knee

_________________________________

Now, try your best to stay calm

_________________________________

Brush up your Sunday salaam

_________________________________

Then come and meet

His spectacular coterie

_________________________________

Prince Ali, mighty is he

Ali Ababwa

_________________________________

Strong as 10 regular men definitely

_________________________________

He faced the galloping hordes

_________________________________

A hundred bad guys with swords

_________________________________

Who sent those goons to their lords?

Why, Prince Ali

_________________________________

He's got 75 golden camels

_________________________________

Don't they look lovely, June?

_________________________________

Purple peacocks, he's got 53

_________________________________

Fabulous, Harry. I love the feathers.

_________________________________

When it comes to exotic-type mammals

_________________________________

Has he got a zoo

I'm telling you

_________________________________

It's a world-class menagerie

_________________________________

Prince Ali, handsome is he

Ali Ababwa

_________________________________

That physique, how can I speak

Weak at the knee

_________________________________

Well, get on out in that square

_________________________________

Adjust your veil and prepare

_________________________________

To gawk and grovel and stare

At Prince Ali

_________________________________

-He's got 95 white Persian monkeys

-He's got the monkeys

_________________________________

-Let's see the monkeys

-And to view them he charges no fee

_________________________________

He's generous

So generous

_________________________________

He's got slaves

He's got servants and flunkies

_________________________________

Proud to work for him

They bow to his whim, love serving him

_________________________________

They're just lousy with loyalty to Ali

_________________________________

Prince Ali

_________________________________

Prince Ali, Amorous he

Ali Ababwa

_________________________________

Heard your princess

Was a sight lovely to see

_________________________________

And that, good people, is why

_________________________________

He got dolled up and dropped by

_________________________________

With 60 elephants, llamas galore

_________________________________

With bears and lions

A brass band and more

_________________________________

With his 40 fakirs

His cooks, his bakers

_________________________________

His birds that warble on key

_________________________________

Make way

_________________________________

For Prince Ali

_________________________________

Splendid. Absolutely marvellous.

_________________________________

_________________________________
DRIZELLA: And this, too, my slippers.
Don't forget...
_________________________________

-Take my dress.

-Here, mend the buttonholes.
_________________________________
-Press my skirt and mind the ruffle.
-STEPMOTHER: Cinderella?
_________________________________

-Yes?

-When you're through,
_________________________________
and before you begin
your regular chores,
_________________________________

I have a few little things.
_________________________________

Very well.
_________________________________
ANASTASIA: I don't see why everyone
else has nice things to wear,
_________________________________

and I always end up in these old rags.
_________________________________

This sash! I wouldn't be seen dead in it.
_________________________________
DRIZELLA: You should talk.
These beads!
_________________________________

I am sick of looking at them.
_________________________________
-Trash.
-ANASTASIA: Oh, I hate this.
_________________________________
(SISTERS COMPLAINING)
_________________________________

Come on and be careful.
_________________________________

Yes, yes, yes. Real careful.
_________________________________

We can use that, Gus-Gus.
_________________________________
-Pretty, pretty.
-Shh.

_________________________________
Look out. Lucify!
_________________________________
(CREAKING)
_________________________________

Oh! Beads!
_________________________________

-Very pretty beads!

-Shh!
_________________________________
(WHISPERING)
_________________________________
(HUMMING)

_________________________________

MICE: A dream is a wish
your heart makes
_________________________________

When you're fast asleep
_________________________________

In dreams you will lose
your heartaches
_________________________________

Whatever you wish for
You keep
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________
(TWEETING)
_________________________________

No matter how your heart is grieving
_________________________________

If you keep on believing
_________________________________

The dream that you wish will come true

_________________________________
(MICE SINGING)
_________________________________
(CHIRPING)
_________________________________
Okay. One, two, three, four,
_________________________________
five, six, seven, eight.
_________________________________

Whatever you wish for you keep
_________________________________
(WHISTLING)
_________________________________

All right.
_________________________________

BOTH: Heave, ho. Heave, ho.
_________________________________

-Heave, ho.
-(HUMMING)
_________________________________

The dream that you wish will come true
_________________________________

Will come true
_________________________________
(CLOCK CHIMES)

_________________________________

-Yes?

-The carriage is here.
_________________________________

Oh.
_________________________________

Why, Cinderella,
_________________________________
-you're not ready, child.

-I'm not going.
_________________________________

Not going? Oh, what a shame.
_________________________________

But, of course, there will be other times.
_________________________________

Yes. Good night.
_________________________________

Oh, well.
_________________________________
What's a royal ball?
_________________________________

After all, I suppose
it would be frightfully dull,
_________________________________
and boring, and completely...
_________________________________

Completely wonderful.
_________________________________
(CINDERELLA GASPING)
_________________________________

-It's my...

-MICE: Surprise!
_________________________________

-Surprise!
-Surprise!
_________________________________

-Happy birthday!

-No, no, no, no!
_________________________________

Well, I never dreamed it.
_________________________________

It's such a surprise.
_________________________________

Oh, how can I ever...
_________________________________

Oh, thank you so much.
_________________________________

Remember, when you're

presented to His Highness,
_________________________________
-be sure...
-CINDERELLA: Wait!
_________________________________

Please, wait for me.
_________________________________

Isn't it lovely? Do you like it?
_________________________________

Do you think it will do?
_________________________________

-Cinderella!

-Mother, she can't.
_________________________________

-Oh, no.
-You can't!
_________________________________

Girls, please.
_________________________________

After all, we did make a bargain.
_________________________________

Didn't we, Cinderella?
_________________________________

And I never go back on my word.
_________________________________

How very clever.
_________________________________

These beads,
_________________________________

they give it just the right touch.
_________________________________

Don't you think so, Drizella?
_________________________________

No, I don't. I think she's...
_________________________________

Oh! Why, you little thief!
_________________________________

They're my beads. Give them here.
_________________________________

Oh, no.
_________________________________

And look, that's my sash.
She's wearing my sash.
_________________________________

-Mine!
-Oh, please.
_________________________________

Please, no.
_________________________________
Thief!
_________________________________
(SISTERS YELLING)
_________________________________

Girls, girls.
_________________________________

That's quite enough.

Hurry along now, both of you.
_________________________________

I won't have you upsetting yourselves.
_________________________________

Good night.
_________________________________
(SOBBING)
_________________________________

You will lose your heartaches
_________________________________

Whatever you wish for
You'll keep

_________________________________
Oh, no. No, it isn't true.
_________________________________

Have faith in your dreams
and someday

_________________________________
It's just no use.
_________________________________

Your rainbow
will come smiling through

_________________________________
No use at all.
_________________________________

No matter how your heart is grieving

_________________________________
If you keep on believing

_________________________________
I can't believe. Not anymore.
_________________________________

The dreams that you wish

_________________________________
Will come true
_________________________________
Theres nothing left to believe in.
_________________________________

Nothing.
_________________________________

Nothing, my dear?
_________________________________

-Oh, now you don't really mean that.

-Oh, but I do.
_________________________________
Nonsense, child!
_________________________________

If you'd Iost all your faith,

I couldn't be here.
_________________________________

-And here I am.
-(GASPS)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Oh, come now.
Dry those tears.
_________________________________

You can't go to the ball looking like that.
_________________________________

The ball?
_________________________________
-Oh, but I'm not...

-Of course, you are.
_________________________________

But we'll have to hurry,
_________________________________

because even miracles take a little time.
_________________________________

-Miracles?

-Mmm-hmm. Watch.
_________________________________

What in the world did I do

with that magic wand? I was sure...
_________________________________

Magic wand?
_________________________________

That's strange.
_________________________________
-I always...

-Then you must be...
_________________________________

Your fairy godmother? Of course.
_________________________________

Where is that wand? I...
_________________________________

Oh! I forgot.
_________________________________

I put it away.
_________________________________

Look at what she did.
_________________________________

How'd she do it?
_________________________________

Now, let's see. Hmm.
_________________________________

I'd say the first thing you need is, um,
_________________________________
-a pumpkin.

-A pumpkin?
_________________________________

Mmm-hmm. Now, uh, the magic words.
_________________________________

Uh... Oh!

(CLEARS THROAT)

_________________________________
Sala-gadoola-menchika-boo-la

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
_________________________________

Put 'em together

And what have you got?
_________________________________

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

_________________________________
Sala-gadoola-menchika-boo-la

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

_________________________________
It'll do magic

Believe it or not
_________________________________

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

_________________________________

Now sala-gadoola means

Menchika-boolaroo
_________________________________

But the thing-a-ma-bob

that does the job
_________________________________

Is bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

_________________________________
Sala-gadoola-menchika-boo-la

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

_________________________________

Put 'em together

and what have you got?

_________________________________

Bibbidi-bobbidi

Bibbidi-bobbidi Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

_________________________________
MOUSE: Oh, looky.
_________________________________
JAQ: Isn't it wonderful?
_________________________________
Oh, it's beautiful.
_________________________________
Yes, isn't it?
_________________________________
With an elegant coach like that,
of course,
_________________________________
-we'll simply have to have
-(COUGHS)
_________________________________
-mice!
-Mice?
_________________________________
FAIRY GODMOTHER:
Oh, this really is nice.
_________________________________
Why, we'll have a coach
and four when we're through.
_________________________________
Just a wave of my stick
and to finish the trick,
_________________________________
bibbidi, bobbidi, boo.
_________________________________
Gracious, what did I do?
_________________________________
I was sure there were four.
There should be one more.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) There you are.
_________________________________
Bibbidi, bobbidi, boo.
_________________________________
(WHINNIES)
_________________________________
CINDERELLA: Oh, poor Lucifer.
_________________________________
Serves him right, I'd say. Now, um...
_________________________________
Where were we? Oh, goodness, yes.
_________________________________
You can't go to the ball without, um...
_________________________________
a horse.
_________________________________
Another one?
_________________________________
FAIRY GODMOTHER:
But tonight, for a change,
_________________________________
you will handle the reins,
_________________________________
and sit in the driver's seat, too.
_________________________________
For instead of a horse,
you're the coachman, of course.
_________________________________
Bibbidi, bobbidi, boo.
_________________________________
That does it, I guess, except for...
Oh, yes!
_________________________________
The finishing touch. And, that's you.
_________________________________
Yes, Bruno, that's right,
you'll be footman tonight.
_________________________________
Bibbidi, bobbidi, boo.
_________________________________
Well, well, hop in, my dear.
We can't waste time.
_________________________________
-But, uh...
-No, don't try to thank me.
_________________________________
Oh, I wasn't... I mean, I do, but...
_________________________________
But, don't you think my dress...
_________________________________
Yes, it's lovely, dear.
_________________________________
Good heavens, child.
You can't go in that!
_________________________________
Now, let's see, dear.
_________________________________
Your size and the shade of your eyes.
Mmm-hmm.
_________________________________
Something simple, but daring, too.
_________________________________
Oh, just leave it to me.
What a gown this will be.
_________________________________
Bibbidi-bobbidi.
Bibbidi-bobbidi.
_________________________________
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
_________________________________
Oh, it's a beautiful dress.
_________________________________
Did you ever see
such a beautiful dress?
_________________________________
And, look, glass slippers.
_________________________________
Why, it's like a dream.
_________________________________
A wonderful dream come true.
_________________________________
Yes, my child.
_________________________________
But, like all dreams,
_________________________________
well, I'm afraid this can't last forever.
_________________________________
You'll have only till midnight, and then...
_________________________________
Midnight? Thank you.
_________________________________
Now, now, now, just a minute.
You must understand, my dear,
_________________________________
on the stroke of 12:00
the spell will be broken,
_________________________________
and everything will be as it was before.
_________________________________
Oh, I understand, but
_________________________________
it's more than I ever hoped for.
_________________________________
Bless you, my child.
_________________________________
I... Goodness me!
_________________________________
It's getting late.
Hurry up, dear. The ball can't wait.
_________________________________
Have a good time.
Dance, be gay.
_________________________________
Now, off you go.
You're on your way.
_________________________________
With a bibbidi-bobbidi
Bibbidi-bobbidi
_________________________________
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
_________________________________

_________________________________

(BARKING)

_________________________________

(YELPING)

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

I've never felt this way about anyone.

_________________________________

I want to do something for her.

But what?

_________________________________

Well, there's the usual things.

_________________________________

Flowers, chocolates,

promises you don't intend to keep.

_________________________________

No, no.

It has to be something very special.

_________________________________

Something that sparks her interest.

Wait a minute.

_________________________________

Belle?

_________________________________

There's something I want to show you.

_________________________________

But first, you have to close your eyes.

_________________________________

It's a surprise.

_________________________________

-Can I open them?

-No, no. Not yet.

_________________________________

Wait here.

_________________________________

-Now can I open them?

-All right. Now.

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

BELLE: I can't believe it.

_________________________________

I've never seen so many books

in all my life.

_________________________________

-You... You like it?

-It's wonderful.

_________________________________

Then it's yours.

_________________________________

Thank you so much.

_________________________________

-(GASPS) Would you look at that!

-(CHUCKLES) I knew it would work.

_________________________________

-What? What works?

-(CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

-It's very encouraging.

-Isn't this exciting?

_________________________________

-I didn't see anything.

-Come along, Chip.

_________________________________

There's chores to be done

in the kitchen.

_________________________________

But what are they talking about?

What's going on? Come on, Mom.

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

-(NEIGHING IN RAGE)

-(PASCAL SQUEAKS)
_________________________________

(GROWLING)
_________________________________

(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
_________________________________

-(BLEATING)

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

-(PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)

-Excuse me. Sorry.
_________________________________

(FLYNN WHISTLES)
_________________________________

(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(GASPING IN AWE)
_________________________________

Thank you!
_________________________________

(NICKERING)
_________________________________

It's for the lost princess.
_________________________________

(MUSICIANS PLAYING LIVELY MUSIC)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

(ALL EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(CROWD CHEERING)
_________________________________

MAN: To the boats!

_________________________________

(GIGGLES)

_________________________________

BELLE: (SINGING) There's something

sweet and almost kind

_________________________________

But he was mean

and he was coarse and unrefined

_________________________________

And now he's dear and so unsure

_________________________________

I wonder why

I didn't see it there before

_________________________________

BEAST: (SINGING)

She glanced this way

_________________________________

I thought I saw

_________________________________

And when we touched

she didn't shudder at my paw

_________________________________

No, it can't be

_________________________________

I'll just ignore

_________________________________

But then she's never looked at me

that way before

_________________________________

BELLE: New and a bit alarming

_________________________________

Who'd have ever thought

_________________________________

That this could be

_________________________________

True

_________________________________

That he's no Prince Charming

_________________________________

But there's something in him

_________________________________

That I simply didn't see

_________________________________

-Well, who'd have thought

-Well, bless my soul

_________________________________

-Well, who'd have known

-Well, who, indeed

_________________________________

And who'd have guessed

they'd come together on their own

_________________________________

-It's so peculiar. Wait and see

-We'll wait and see

_________________________________

ALL: A few days more

_________________________________

There may be something there

that wasn't there before

_________________________________

You know, perhaps there is something

there that wasn't there before

_________________________________

What?

_________________________________

There may be something there

that wasn't there before

_________________________________

-What's there, Mama?

-Shh.

_________________________________

I'll tell you when you're older.
_________________________________

(GRUMBLING)

_________________________________

Tonight is the night.

_________________________________

-I'm not sure I can do this.

-You don't have time to be timid.

_________________________________

You must be bold, daring.

_________________________________

Bold. Daring.

_________________________________

There will be music,

romantic candlelight

_________________________________

provided by myself.

_________________________________

And when the moment is right,

you confess your love.

_________________________________

Yes, I...

_________________________________

I... I... No, I can't.

_________________________________

-You care for the girl, don't you?

-More than anything.

_________________________________

Well, then, you must tell her.

_________________________________

Voilà! Oh, you look so, so...

_________________________________

Stupid.

_________________________________

Not quite the word I was looking for.

_________________________________

Perhaps a little more off the top.

_________________________________

(CLEARING THROAT)

_________________________________

Your lady awaits.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

(NICKERS SOFTLY)
_________________________________

Hey, Max!
_________________________________

What? I bought them!
_________________________________

-Most of them.

-(NICKERS QUESTIONINGLY)
_________________________________

Where are we going?
_________________________________

Best day of your life?

I figured you should have a decent seat.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

You okay?
_________________________________

(SOFTLY) I'm terrified.
_________________________________

Why?
_________________________________

I've been looking out a window

for 18 years,
_________________________________

dreaming about what it might feel like

when those lights rise in the sky.
_________________________________

What if it's not everything

that I dreamed it would be?
_________________________________

It will be.
_________________________________

And what if it is? What do I do then?
_________________________________

That's the good part, I guess.

You get to go find a new dream.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
_________________________________

_________________________________
PAGE: Princess Frederica
Eugenie de la Fontain.
_________________________________

Mademoiselle
Augustina DuBois.
_________________________________

Daughter of General Pierre DuBois.
_________________________________

(SIGHS) The boy isn't cooperating.
_________________________________
PAGE: Mademoiselle Leonora
Mercedes de la Tour.
_________________________________

Daughter of Colonel
and Madame de la Tour.
_________________________________

I can't understand it.
_________________________________

There must be at least one

who'd make a suitable mother.
_________________________________

Shh. Sire.
_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT) A suitable wife.

_________________________________
PAGE: Mademoiselles
Drizella and Anastasia Tremaine.
_________________________________
Daughters of Lady Tremaine.
_________________________________
I give up.
Even I couldn't expect the boy to...
_________________________________
Well, if I may so,
Your Majesty, I did try to warn you,
_________________________________
but you, Sire, are incurably romantic.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING) No doubt you saw
the whole pretty picture in detail.
_________________________________
The young Prince
bowing to the assembly.
_________________________________
Suddenly he stops. He looks up.
_________________________________
For, lo, there she stands.
_________________________________
The girl of his dreams.
_________________________________
Who she is or whence she came,
_________________________________
he knows not, nor does he care,
_________________________________
for his heart tells him that here,
_________________________________
here is the maid
predestined to be his bride.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING) A pretty plot
for fairy tales, Sire.
_________________________________
But in real life, oh, no.
_________________________________
No! It was foredoomed to failure.
_________________________________
Failure, eh?
_________________________________
Take a look at that,
you pompous windbag.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING) Who is she?
_________________________________
-You know her?
-No, Sire.
_________________________________
I've never seen her before.
_________________________________
KING: (CHUCKLES)
That's one thing in her favor.
_________________________________
The waltz. Quick, the waltz!
_________________________________
(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
Lights. (WHISTLES) The lights.
_________________________________
(WALTZ PLAYS)
_________________________________
Failure, eh?
_________________________________
-(CHUCKLING)
-(SARCASTIC CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
Well... (YAWNING)
Now for a good night's sleep.
_________________________________
Oh, quite so, Sire. I believe I, too...
_________________________________
You will stay right here.
_________________________________
See they're not disturbed,
and when the boy proposes,
_________________________________
notify me immediately.
_________________________________
Notify me immediately.
_________________________________
KING: And remember,
_________________________________
if anything goes wrong...
_________________________________
La di da di la di da di
La di da di
_________________________________
La di um um um
Ba dum ba do
_________________________________
Ya dum ba
dum dum dum dum
_________________________________
-Who is she, Mother?
-Do we know her?
_________________________________
Well, the Prince certainly seems to.
_________________________________
I know I've never seen her.
_________________________________
STEPMOTHER: Nor I.
_________________________________
But she certainly is... Wait.
_________________________________
There is something familiar about her.
_________________________________
Oh.
_________________________________
Ahem.

_________________________________

(CINDERELLA HUMMING)
_________________________________

So this is love
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________

So this is love

_________________________________
So this is what makes life
_________________________________
Divine

_________________________________
I'm all aglow
_________________________________
 (HUMMING)
_________________________________

-And now I know

-And now I know

_________________________________

BOTH: The key to all Heaven
_________________________________
Is mine

_________________________________

My heart has wings
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________

And I can fly

_________________________________

BOTH: I'll touch every star
_________________________________
In the sky

_________________________________
So this is the miracle
_________________________________
That I've been dreaming of

_________________________________

(CINDERELLA HUMMING)
_________________________________

(PRINCE HUMMING)
_________________________________

BOTH: So this
_________________________________
Is
_________________________________
Love

_________________________________

_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT)

_________________________________

MRS. POTTS: (SINGING)

Tale as old as time

_________________________________

True as it can be

_________________________________

(BARKING)

_________________________________

Barely even friends

_________________________________

Then somebody bends

_________________________________

Unexpectedly

_________________________________

Just a little change

_________________________________

Small to say the least

_________________________________

Both a little scared

_________________________________

Neither one prepared

_________________________________

Beauty and the Beast

_________________________________

(GULPS)

_________________________________

Ever just the same

_________________________________

Ever a surprise

_________________________________

Eh, eh, eh?

_________________________________

Ever as before

_________________________________

Ever just as sure

_________________________________

As the sun will rise

_________________________________

Tale as old as time

_________________________________

Tune as old as song

_________________________________

Bittersweet and strange

_________________________________

Finding you can change

_________________________________

Learning you were wrong

_________________________________

Certain as the sun

_________________________________

Rising in the east

_________________________________

Tale as old as time

_________________________________

Song as old as rhyme

_________________________________

Beauty and the Beast

_________________________________

Shh!

_________________________________

Tale as old as time

_________________________________

Song as old as rhyme

_________________________________

Beauty and the Beast

_________________________________

Off to the cupboard with you now, Chip.

_________________________________

-It's past your bedtime.

-(YAWNING)

_________________________________

Good night, love.

_________________________________
RAPUNZEL: (SINGING) All those days

watching from the windows
_________________________________

All those years, outside looking in
_________________________________

All that time, never even knowing
_________________________________

Just how blind I've been
_________________________________

Now I'm here, blinking in the starlight

_________________________________
Now I'm here, suddenly I see

_________________________________
Standing here, it's, oh, so clear

_________________________________
I'm where I'm meant to be

_________________________________
And at last I see the light

_________________________________
And it's like the fog has lifted

_________________________________
And at last I see the light

_________________________________
And it's like the sky is new

_________________________________
And it's warm and real and bright

_________________________________
And the world has somehow shifted

_________________________________
All at once, everything looks different

_________________________________
Now that I see you

_________________________________
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
_________________________________

I have something for you, too.
_________________________________

I should have given it to you before,

but I was just scared.
_________________________________

And the thing is, I'm not scared

anymore. You know what I mean?
_________________________________

I'm starting to.
_________________________________
FLYNN: All those days

chasing down a daydream
_________________________________

All those years, living in a blur
_________________________________

All that time, never truly seeing
_________________________________

Things the way they were
_________________________________

Now she's here, shining in the starlight
_________________________________

Now she's here, suddenly I know
_________________________________

If she's here, it's crystal clear
_________________________________

I'm where I'm meant to go

_________________________________
BOTH: And at last I see the light

_________________________________
And it's like the fog has lifted
_________________________________

And at last I see the light

_________________________________
And it's like the sky is new

_________________________________
And it's warm and real and bright

_________________________________
And the world has somehow shifted

_________________________________
All at once, everything is different

_________________________________
Now that I see you

_________________________________
Now that I...

_________________________________
see you

_________________________________

_________________________________
Ma Belle Evangeline – The Princess and the Frog
_________________________________

_________________________________

(RAY GASPS)
_________________________________

There she is.
_________________________________

The sweetest firefly in all creation.
_________________________________

Evangeline?
_________________________________

I want to meet this girl. Where she at?
_________________________________

How you can miss her?
_________________________________

She glowing right up there

in front of y'all.
_________________________________

(SINGING) Look how she lights up
the sky
_________________________________

Ma belle Evangeline

_________________________________
(LAUGHS) That ain't no fire...
_________________________________

Shh!
_________________________________

So far above me, yet I
_________________________________

Know her heart belongs to only me
_________________________________

(RAY SINGING IN FRENCH)
_________________________________

(TRANSLATING) I adore you.
_________________________________

I love you.
_________________________________

I'm just translating.
_________________________________

You're my queen of the night
_________________________________

So still, so bright
_________________________________

That someone as beautiful as she
_________________________________

Could love someone like me

_________________________________
No. I don't dance.
_________________________________

Love always finds a way, it's true

_________________________________
I've never danced.
_________________________________

And I love you, Evangeline
_________________________________

If I can mince, you can dance.
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
RAY: Love is beautiful

Love is wonderful
_________________________________

Love is everything
_________________________________

Do you agree?
_________________________________

(RAY EXCLAIMS IN FRENCH)
_________________________________

Look how she lights up the sky
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

I love you, Evangeline
_________________________________

_________________________________
A Whole New World – Aladdin
_________________________________

_________________________________

-(KISSES)

-You, uh...

_________________________________

You don't want to go for a ride, do you?

_________________________________

We could get out of the palace,

see the world.

_________________________________

-Is it safe?

-Sure. Do you trust me?

_________________________________

-What?

-Do you trust me?

_________________________________

Yes.

_________________________________

(SINGING) I can show you the world

_________________________________

Shining, shimmering, splendid

_________________________________

Tell me, Princess

_________________________________

Now, when did you last

Let your heart decide

_________________________________

I can open your eyes

_________________________________

Take you wonder by wonder

_________________________________

Over, sideways and under

_________________________________

On a magic carpet ride

_________________________________

A whole new world

_________________________________

A new fantastic point of view

_________________________________

No one to tell us no

Or where to go

_________________________________

Or say we're only dreaming

_________________________________

A whole new world

_________________________________

A dazzling place

I never knew

_________________________________

But when I'm way up here

It's crystal clear

_________________________________

That now I'm in

A whole new world with you

_________________________________

ALADDIN: Now I'm in

A whole new world with you

_________________________________

JASMINE: Unbelievable sights

_________________________________

Indescribable feeling

_________________________________

Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling

_________________________________

Through an endless diamond sky

_________________________________

-A whole new world

-Don't you dare close your eyes

_________________________________

-A hundred thousand things to see

-Hold your breath, it gets better

_________________________________

I'm like a shooting star

I've come so far

_________________________________

I can't go back to where I used to be

_________________________________

-A whole new world

-Every turn a surprise

_________________________________

-With new horizons to pursue

-Every moment red-letter

_________________________________

BOTH: I'll chase them anywhere

There's time to spare

_________________________________

Let me share

This whole new world with you

_________________________________

-A whole new world

-A whole new world

_________________________________

-That's where we'll be

-That's where we'll be

_________________________________

-A thrilling chase

-A wondrous place

_________________________________

For you and me

_________________________________

_________________________________
Kiss the Girl – The Little Mermaid

_________________________________
_________________________________

First we got to create the mood.

_________________________________

-Percussion.
-(DRUMS PLAYING)

_________________________________

Strings. Winds.

_________________________________

Words.

_________________________________

(SINGING) There you see her

_________________________________

Sitting there across the way

_________________________________

She don't got a lot to say

_________________________________

But there's something about her

_________________________________

And you don't know why

but you're dyin' to try

_________________________________

You wanna kiss the girl

_________________________________

Did you hear something?

_________________________________

-Yes
-You want her

_________________________________

Look at her

You know you do

_________________________________

Possible she want you, too

_________________________________

There is one way to ask her

_________________________________

It don't take a word

Not a single word

_________________________________
Go on and kiss the girl

_________________________________

Sing with me now.

_________________________________

Sha-la-la-la-la-la

My, oh, my

_________________________________

Look like the boy too shy

He ain't gonna kiss the girl

_________________________________

Sha-la-la-la-la-la

Ain't that sad?

_________________________________

Ain't it a shame?

Too bad he gonna miss the girl

_________________________________

You know, I feel really bad

not knowing your name.

_________________________________

Maybe I could guess.
_________________________________
Is it, uh, Mildred?

_________________________________

(LAUGHS) Okay, no.

_________________________________

How about Diana? Rachel?

_________________________________

Ariel. Her name is Ariel.
_________________________________

Ariel?

_________________________________

Ariel?
_________________________________

That's kind of pretty. Okay. Ariel.

_________________________________

Now's your moment

_________________________________

Floating in a blue lagoon

_________________________________

Boy, you better do it soon

No time will be better
_________________________________

She don't say a word

And she won't say a word

_________________________________
Until ya kiss the girl

_________________________________

(FISH CHATTERING)

_________________________________

Sha-la-la-la-la-la

Don't be scared

_________________________________

You got the mood prepared

Go on and kiss the girl

_________________________________

Sha-la-la-la-la-la

Don't stop now

_________________________________

Don't try to hide it how

You wanna kiss the girl

_________________________________

Whoa, whoa

_________________________________

Sha-la-la-la-la-la

Float along

_________________________________

-And listen to the song

-Wa, wa, wa, wa-wa!

_________________________________

-Song say kiss the girl

-Whoa, whoa

_________________________________

Sha-la-la-la-la-la

The music play

_________________________________

Do what the music say

You gotta kiss the girl

_________________________________

(MAKING KISSING SOUNDS)

_________________________________

Kiss the girl

_________________________________

-Why don't you

-Kiss the girl?

_________________________________
(MAKING KISSING SOUNDS)
_________________________________

Go on and kiss the girl

_________________________________

-Go on and...

-Kiss the girl

_________________________________
ERIC: Whoa! Hang on, I've got ya.

_________________________________
_________________________________
I Won't Say (I'm in Love) – Hercules
_________________________________

_________________________________

Oh, what's the matter with me?

_________________________________

You'd think a girl would learn.

_________________________________
(SINGING) If there's a prize
for rotten judgment

_________________________________

I guess I've already won that

_________________________________

No man is worth the aggravation

_________________________________

That's ancient history

Been there, done that

_________________________________

Who d'ya think you're kidding

He's the Earth and heaven to you

_________________________________

Try to keep it hidden

Honey, we can see right through you

_________________________________

-Oh, no

-Girl, you can't conceal it

_________________________________

We know how you feel

and who you're thinkin' of

_________________________________

No chance, no way

I won't say it, no, no

_________________________________

You swoon, you sigh

Why deny it? Uh-oh

_________________________________

It's too cliché, I won't say I'm in love

_________________________________

Shoo-doo, shoo-doo

Oooooo

_________________________________

I thought my heart

had learned its lesson

_________________________________

It feels so good when you start out

_________________________________

My head is screaming

"Get a grip, girl"

_________________________________

Unless you're dyin'

To cry your heart out

_________________________________

You keep on denying

Who you are and how you're feelin'

_________________________________

Baby, we're not buyin'

Hon, we saw you hit the ceilin'

_________________________________

Face it like a grown-up

When you gonna own up that you

_________________________________

-Got

-Got it bad?

_________________________________

Oh, no chance, no way

I won't say it, no, no

_________________________________

-Give up, but give in

-Check the grin, you're in love

_________________________________

This scene won't play

I won't say I'm in love

_________________________________
You're doing flips

Read our lips

_________________________________

You're in love

_________________________________

You're way off base

I won't say I'm it

_________________________________

She won't say in love

_________________________________

Get off my case, I won't say it

_________________________________

Girl, don't be proud

It's okay, you're in love

_________________________________

Oh

_________________________________

At least out loud

_________________________________

I won't say I'm in

_________________________________

-Love

-Shoo-doo, shoo-doo

_________________________________

Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

_________________________________

Ah

_________________________________

_________________________________

(DRUMMING)

_________________________________

-How.

-How.

_________________________________

What's the chief doing, John?

_________________________________

JOHN: He's delivering an oration

in sign language.

_________________________________

What's he saying?

_________________________________

JOHN: He says,

"Peter Pan, mighty warrior.

_________________________________

"Save Tiger Lily.

_________________________________

"Make big chief heap glad".

_________________________________

Well, he certainly

doesn't look "heap glad".

_________________________________

Make Peter Pan heap big chief.

_________________________________

You now Little Flying Eagle.

_________________________________

(WHOOPING)

_________________________________

-Hurray!

-Flying Eagle! Flying Eagle!

_________________________________

Hurray!

_________________________________

Bravo!

_________________________________

-Oh, how wonderful!

-Hurray!

_________________________________

Teach 'em paleface brother

all about red man.

_________________________________

Good, this should be most enlightening.

_________________________________

Hey, what makes the red man red?

_________________________________

When did he first say, "Ugh"?

_________________________________

Why does he ask you, "How"?

_________________________________

"Why does he ask you, "How"?

_________________________________

(SINGING)

Why does he ask you, "How"?

_________________________________

Once the Injun didn't know all

the things that he know now

_________________________________

But the Injun he sure learn a lot

_________________________________

And it's all from asking how

_________________________________

We translate for you

_________________________________

Hana means what mana means

and ganda means that too

_________________________________

 Squaw, no dance.

_________________________________

 Squaw, get 'em firewood.

_________________________________

When did he first say, "Ugh"?

_________________________________

When did he first say, "Ugh"?

_________________________________

In the Injun book, it say

when first brave married squaw

_________________________________

He gave out with heap big "ugh"

when he saw his mother-in-law

_________________________________

What made the red man red?

_________________________________

What made the red man red?

_________________________________

Let's go back a million years

to the very first Injun prince

_________________________________

He kissed a maid and start to blush

and we've all been blushin' since

_________________________________

(WHOOPING)

_________________________________

Now you've got it right

from the head man

_________________________________

The real true story of the red man

_________________________________

No matter what's been written or said

_________________________________

Now you know why the red man's red

_________________________________

-(WHOOPING)

-(WHOOPING)

_________________________________

(ALL WHOOPING)

_________________________________

Wahoo!

_________________________________

John!

_________________________________

Squaw take 'em papoose.

_________________________________

(WHOOPING) Wahoo!

_________________________________

-Michael!

-Squaw, get 'em firewood.

_________________________________

Squaw no get 'em firewood!

_________________________________

Squaw go home.

_________________________________

(ALL WHOOPING)

_________________________________

Belle?

_________________________________

Are you happy here with me?

_________________________________

Yes.

_________________________________

What is it?

_________________________________

If only I could see my father again,

just for a moment.

_________________________________

I miss him so much.

_________________________________

There is a way.

_________________________________

This mirror will show you anything.

_________________________________
Anything you wish to see.

_________________________________

I'd like to see my father, please.

_________________________________

(COUGHING)

_________________________________

Papa. Oh, no.

_________________________________

He's sick. He may be dying,

and he's all alone.

_________________________________

Then you must go to him.

_________________________________

What did you say?

_________________________________

I release you.

You're no longer my prisoner.

_________________________________

-You mean I'm free?

-Yes.

_________________________________

Oh, thank you.

Hold on, Papa. I'm on my way.

_________________________________

Take it with you

_________________________________

so you'll always have a way

to look back and remember me.

_________________________________

Thank you for understanding

how much he needs me.

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________
Is everything okay?
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

Oh, yes. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________

Yes, of course. I just...
_________________________________

I'm sorry. Everything is fine.
_________________________________

There's just something

I have to take care of.
_________________________________

Okay.
_________________________________

I'll be right back.
_________________________________

(SQUEAKS)
_________________________________

It's all right, Pascal.
_________________________________
FLYNN: Ah! There you are!

_________________________________

I've been searching everywhere

for you guys since we got separated.
_________________________________

The sideburns are coming in nice, huh?

Got to be excited about that.
_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

Anyhow, I just wanted to say

I shouldn't have split.
_________________________________

The crown is all yours. I'll miss you,

but I think it's for the
_________________________________

best.
_________________________________

Holding out on us again, eh, Rider?
_________________________________

-What?

-We heard you found something.
_________________________________

Something much more valuable

than a crown.
_________________________________

We want her instead.
_________________________________

(EXHALES)
_________________________________

I was starting to think you ran off

with the crown and left me.
_________________________________

He did.
_________________________________

What? No. He wouldn't.
_________________________________

See for yourself.
_________________________________

Eugene?
_________________________________

Eugene!
_________________________________

A fair trade. A crown

for the girl with the magic hair.
_________________________________

How much do you think someone would

pay to stay young and healthy forever?
_________________________________

No. Please. No!
_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

-(THUDDING)

-(MEN GRUNTING)
_________________________________
GOTHEL: Rapunzel!

_________________________________

Mother?
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

Oh, my precious girl!
_________________________________

Mother.
_________________________________

Are you all right? Are you hurt?
_________________________________

-How did you...

-I was so worried about you, dear.
_________________________________

So I followed you.

And I saw them attack you and...
_________________________________

Oh, my. Let's go before they come to!
_________________________________

(CRYING)
_________________________________

You were right, Mother.

You were right about everything.
_________________________________

I know, darling. I know.

_________________________________

Well, Your Highness, I must say

everything is going just swimmingly.

_________________________________

I knew you had it in you. (CHUCKLING)

_________________________________

-I let her go.

-(CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

Yes, yes, splen...

_________________________________

You what?

_________________________________

-How could you do that?

-I had to.

_________________________________

(STAMMERING) Yes, but... But why?

_________________________________

Because I love her.

_________________________________

ALL: He did what?

_________________________________

-Yes, I'm afraid it's true.

-She's going away?

_________________________________

But he was so close.

_________________________________

After all this time,

he's finally learned to love.

_________________________________

That's it then.

That should break the spell.

_________________________________

MRS. POTTS: But it's not enough.

She has to love him in return.

_________________________________

COGSWORTH: Now it's too late.

_________________________________

(ROARING)

_________________________________

_________________________________

-(CLOCK CHIMING)

-Oh. Oh, my goodness.

_________________________________

What's the matter?

_________________________________

It's midnight.

_________________________________

Yes, so it is. But why...

_________________________________

-Goodbye.

-No, no, wait.

_________________________________

-You can't go now. It's only...

-Oh, I must. Please.

_________________________________

-Please, I must.

-But why?

_________________________________

Well, I... Oh, the Prince,

_________________________________

I haven't met the Prince.

_________________________________

The Prince?

_________________________________

-But didn't you know...

-(CLOCK CHIMING)

_________________________________

-Goodbye.

-No, wait.

_________________________________

Come back. Please come back.

_________________________________

I don't even know your name.

How will I find you?

_________________________________

Wait! Please wait.

_________________________________

Goodbye.

_________________________________

Oh, I say. Young lady.

_________________________________

-Wait!

-GIRLS: The Prince!

_________________________________

(CLOCK CHIMES)

_________________________________

Just a moment.

_________________________________

DUKE: Guard! Guard!

_________________________________

Stop that coach! Close those gates!

_________________________________

Follow that coach!

_________________________________

Open those gates!

_________________________________

(CLOCK CHIMES)

_________________________________

(CLOCK CHIMES)

_________________________________

(CLOCK CHIMES)

_________________________________

(CLOCK CHIMES)

_________________________________

CINDERELLA: I'm sorry.
_________________________________

I guess I forgot about everything.
_________________________________

Even the time, but...
_________________________________

But it was so wonderful.
_________________________________

And he was so handsome,
_________________________________

and when we danced...
_________________________________

Oh, I'm sure even the Prince
himself couldn't have been more...
_________________________________
More...
_________________________________
-Oh, well, it's over and...
-JAQ: Cinderelly.
_________________________________

Look, look! The slippers!
_________________________________

Yeah, your slipper.
_________________________________

Your slipper, Cinderelly.
_________________________________

Oh.
_________________________________

Thank you.
_________________________________

Thank you so much, for everything.

_________________________________

_________________________________
Oh, Terk, I've never seen him so happy.
_________________________________

Yeah? I give it a week.

_________________________________

MAN 1: Aye, cut her loose!

MAN 2: Come on, pull it down.

_________________________________

MAN 3: All right, move it, ya bilge rats!

_________________________________

MAN 4: Heave ho, lads.

_________________________________

MAN 5: Put your back in it.

All right, move it.

_________________________________
PROFESSOR: Please, don't...

I've waited 30 years for this

_________________________________

and I won't leave until I see a gorilla.
_________________________________

Oh! Isn't this dreadful, Tarzan?

(EXCLAIMS) No! No, no, wait!

_________________________________

MAN 6: Pick your barrel up. Pick it up.

_________________________________

MAN 7: Here we go. Here we go.

_________________________________
CLAYTON: You're the captain.

Tell them you've had engine trouble

_________________________________
and give us two more days.
_________________________________

And be late at every port

from here to London?
_________________________________

We'll have come for nothing.
_________________________________

I'm sorry, Miss Porter,

but I simply can't do it.
_________________________________

(GROANS) This is your fault.
_________________________________

I should've followed my instincts

and set traps for the beasts.
_________________________________

Don't you think I'm disappointed

about the gorillas?
_________________________________

You are absolutely impossible! (GASPS)
_________________________________

Tarzan. I was so afraid that
you wouldn't come in time.
_________________________________

The boat's arrived.
_________________________________

The boat that's come

to take us home, to England.
_________________________________

And Daddy and I were...

Well, I was wondering...
_________________________________

Well, we really hope
that you'll come with us.
_________________________________
Won't you?
_________________________________

Go see England today.

Come home tomorrow.
_________________________________

Oh. No.
_________________________________

Well, see, it would be very
difficult to come back...
_________________________________
Ever.
_________________________________

Not come back?
_________________________________

I know it sounds awful, but
you belong with us, with people.
_________________________________

Jane must stay with Tarzan.
_________________________________

Stay here? Oh, no, no, no... My laundry.
_________________________________

No, I can't stay. Look, I've got...
_________________________________

I'm with my father, and...
_________________________________

Jane... Stay.
_________________________________

-But...

-Please.
_________________________________

But, I can't.
_________________________________

(SOBBING)

_________________________________
CLAYTON: Women. (CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

How typical. Thank you, Jones.
_________________________________

Even if you hadn't grown up
a savage, you'd be lost.
_________________________________

There are no trails

through a woman's heart.
_________________________________

-Jane is going.

-Yes.
_________________________________
If only she could've spent

more time with the gorillas.
_________________________________

She's so disappointed.
_________________________________

Crushed, really.
_________________________________

Sorry, old boy.
_________________________________

Oh, well, I'd best get
Jane's things to the ship.
_________________________________

Clayton.
_________________________________

If Jane sees gorillas, she stays?
_________________________________

Say, that's why she came, isn't it?
_________________________________

-I'll do it.

-Good man!
_________________________________
-Snipes?

-Sir?

_________________________________

Get the boys together. There's
gonna be a change in plans.
_________________________________

_________________________________

(GROWLS)

_________________________________

-Uh...

-(SNARLS)

_________________________________

-Oh...

-(GROWLING)

_________________________________

Mum, is that you?

_________________________________

(ROARS)

_________________________________

Uh... Mum?

_________________________________

(WHINES)

_________________________________

You changed.

_________________________________

Like you were a...

_________________________________
I mean, like you were a bear

on the inside.

_________________________________

(WHINES AND SNORTS)

_________________________________

(WISP CALLS)

_________________________________

A wisp.

_________________________________

-Mum!

-(WISP SQUEAKS)

_________________________________

Stop it!

_________________________________

Mum, no!

_________________________________

(WISP CALLING)

_________________________________

Mum...

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

-(GROANS)

-Jings, crivens, help ma boab.

_________________________________

Mum, I know you're scared,

_________________________________

you're tired, you don't understand,

_________________________________

but we've got to keep our heads.

_________________________________

Just calm down.

_________________________________

Listen.

_________________________________

(FAINT WHISPERING)

_________________________________

(FAINT WHISPERING CONTINUES)

_________________________________

(WISP CALLS)

_________________________________

They'll show us the way.

_________________________________

(WISPS CALLING)

_________________________________

(WISP CALLING)

_________________________________

MERIDA: Mum, look.

_________________________________

(WIND WHISTLES)

_________________________________

(ELINOR BEAR GROANS)

_________________________________

MERIDA: Why did the wisps

bring us here?

_________________________________

(ELINOR BEAR MOANS)

_________________________________

(ELINOR BEAR HUFFS AND SNORTS)

_________________________________

Whoever they were,

they've been gone for a long, long time.

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

(GROANS)

_________________________________

-(WHINES)

-I'm fine, Mum.

_________________________________

Just fine.

_________________________________

It's, uh,

_________________________________

a throne room.

_________________________________

You suppose this could've

been the kingdom

_________________________________

in that story you were telling me?

_________________________________

-(MOANS)

-The one with the princes.

_________________________________

(GROANS)

_________________________________

One,

_________________________________

two,

_________________________________

three,

_________________________________

four.

_________________________________

The oldest.

_________________________________

(GROANS)

_________________________________

Split, like the tapestry.

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

The spell. It's happened before.

_________________________________

"Strength of ten men."

_________________________________

"Fate be changed."

_________________________________

"Changed his fate."

_________________________________

Oh, no.

_________________________________

The prince became...

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________

-Mor'du.

-(ROARS)

_________________________________

(ROARING)

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

(GROANING)

_________________________________

-(ROARS)

-(FABRIC TEARING)

_________________________________

-(WHIMPERING)

-(ROARS)

_________________________________

(SNARLS)

_________________________________

(MOANS)

_________________________________

(HUFFING AND PANTING)

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

(CREAKING)

_________________________________

(MERIDA GROANS)

_________________________________

Mum, we need to get back to the castle.

_________________________________

If we don't hurry,

you'll become like Mor'du.

_________________________________

A bear!

_________________________________

A real bear. Forever!

_________________________________

-(WHINES)

-"Mend the bond torn by pride."

_________________________________

The witch gave us the answer.

The tapestry.

_________________________________

-(ELINOR GRUMBLES)

-Mum, do you have a better idea?
_________________________________

_________________________________

(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
_________________________________

Will you teach me how to be

a fast-flying fairy?
_________________________________

Please? I know I could do it!
_________________________________

With your help, I could be flying

as fast as you in no time.
_________________________________

Vidia, you're my last hope.

All my friends have given up on me.
_________________________________

Rosetta won't even try to teach me

to be a garden fairy now.
_________________________________

I bet I could at least paint some flowers

or plant some sproutlings.
_________________________________

I mean,

there must be something I could do.
_________________________________

Or if you really want to be

a garden fairy...
_________________________________

-What are we doing?

-Shh!
_________________________________

Just stand there and be quiet!
_________________________________

I'll do the talking.
_________________________________
(TOYS CHEERING)
_________________________________

Hi, Tinny!
_________________________________

Aw, nice to see you, too.
_________________________________
(PLAYS ACCORDION)
_________________________________

Yeah, he's with me.
_________________________________

My friend? No, no, no.
_________________________________

He's my accessory.
_________________________________

-Hey, guys.

-TOYS: Bo!
_________________________________

Long time no see.
_________________________________

Couldn't take it out there, huh?

_________________________________

Hey, Doug.

Saw your better half
_________________________________

at the front of the store.
_________________________________

Yeah, you mess with the cat,

you get the claws. (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

TOY 1: Bo came back!
_________________________________

TOY 2: Magic 8-Ball was right!
_________________________________

-Excuse me. Sorry.

-What are you doing here?

_________________________________
I thought the store had no return policy!

_________________________________

ROBOT TOY: Bo, help me out.
_________________________________

-I need a battery.
-(WOODY CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

VOICE BOX: We got to get

this wagon train a-movin'!

_________________________________
-Agreed.

-ROBOT TOY: Help, help, help.
_________________________________

Cheater.
_________________________________

Have you seen Duke?
_________________________________

He's in the back.
_________________________________

Look who jumped 40 school buses

_________________________________

and landed back into my life.
_________________________________

-Hi, Duke!

-Who's the cowboy?
_________________________________

Duke, meet Woody.

Woody, meet...
_________________________________

Duke Caboom.
Canada's greatest stuntman.

_________________________________

(GRUNTING) Oh, yeah!
_________________________________

-Yes!

-WOODY: Huh?
_________________________________

He's posing.
_________________________________

Duke?
_________________________________

-Duke, we need to...

-Hold on. One more.
_________________________________

Oh, yeah!
What brings you back, Peep?

_________________________________

We need your help.
_________________________________

Gabby Gabby has his toy and my sheep.

_________________________________

No. Billy, Goat, and Gruff?

Those are my girls.
_________________________________

What were you doing getting tangled up

_________________________________

with Gabby Gabby?

You know better.
_________________________________

Yeah, some toy thought

it would be a good idea...
_________________________________

to wander into the aisle.
_________________________________

That doesn't make any sense.
_________________________________

It doesn't, does it?
_________________________________

Everybody knows the best route

is behind the shelves.
_________________________________

That would have been

a better route, wouldn't it?
_________________________________

Wow, this toy sounds like
a complete idiot.

_________________________________

-He does!
-(GROANS)
_________________________________

Wait, are you that toy?
_________________________________

So, here's the plan.
_________________________________

We need to jump over the aisle
to Gabby's cabinet.
_________________________________

-And you are the toy to do it.

-No.
_________________________________

-Duke.

-Nope.
_________________________________

-Duke? Duke?

-Nuh-uh. No way!
_________________________________

-Duke. Duke!

-Pass. Negative.
_________________________________

-Duke.

-Rejected.
_________________________________

Oh, please, Mr. Caboom,

this is really important.
_________________________________

-My kid...
-(GASPS)
_________________________________

You have a kid?
_________________________________

Uh... (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________

Hey, Duke, show us some more

poses, what do you say?
_________________________________

-I had a kid.

-Oh, no.
_________________________________

Rejean.
_________________________________

Rejean was so excited when

he got me after Christmas.
_________________________________

It was the happiest Boxing Day
of my life.

_________________________________
ANNOUNCER ON TV:
That's Duke Caboom,

_________________________________
riding the amazing Caboom stunt cycle!

_________________________________
Caboom!

_________________________________
DUKE: I was ready to finally

do what I was made to do.

_________________________________
ANNOUNCER ON TV: Caboom!

_________________________________
But when Rejean realized
I couldn't jump

_________________________________
as far as the toy in the commercial...

_________________________________

(GRUNTS) It's a commercial!

It's not real!
_________________________________

Rejean threw me away!
_________________________________

It's not fair!
_________________________________

Why, Rejean? Why?
_________________________________
(SOBBING)
_________________________________

Okay, okay.

Calm down, Duke.
_________________________________

That was a long time ago.
_________________________________

Right now,

we need the only toy
_________________________________

who can crash us onto Gabby's cabinet.

_________________________________

Crash?
_________________________________

Crash?
_________________________________

Any Duke Caboom toy can land...

_________________________________

but you are the only one

that can crash the way you do.
_________________________________

-I am?

-Yes!
_________________________________

Forget Rejean.

Forget your commercial.
_________________________________

Be the Duke you are right now...

_________________________________

the one who jumps and crashes!
_________________________________

Be who I am right now.
_________________________________

Who's the Canuck with all the luck?

_________________________________

Caboom?
_________________________________

Who's the greatest
of the Great White North?

_________________________________

Caboom!
_________________________________

Who's the most spectacular daredevil
_________________________________

Canada has ever seen?
_________________________________

Duke Caboom!
_________________________________

Can you do the jump?
_________________________________

Yes, I Canada!
_________________________________

(GRUNTING) Uh-huh.
_________________________________

-We've got our ride.

-DUKE: Yes!
_________________________________

VOICE BOX: Yee-haw!

_________________________________
Yo, Bo!
_________________________________

Gigs! You made it!
_________________________________

Good work!
_________________________________

WOODY: How'd you get it?
_________________________________

How do we get that key?
_________________________________
(MARGARET HUMMING)
_________________________________

-It was hard.

-Very difficult.
_________________________________

-Barely made it out alive.

-Yeah.
_________________________________

So, you're welcome.
_________________________________

Okay. Let's do this.

_________________________________

Terk, just get Kerchak out of the way.
_________________________________

 -What?

-Oh, I'd be happy to get...
_________________________________

Hey! Shut your trunk

and get me out of here.
_________________________________

TERK: Can you believe that guy?
_________________________________

Drops us like a newborn giraffe,

kerplop!
_________________________________

Now waltzes in here

and expects us to just...
_________________________________

Terk, I'm asking you as a friend.
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________

With the face and the eyes and the...
_________________________________

Oh! All right! But don't make me
do anything embarrassing.
_________________________________

I'm gonna kill him!
_________________________________

I thought that dress

was rather slimming on you.
_________________________________

Oh, really? I thought it was

a little revealing and kind of...
_________________________________

-(LOUD ROAR)

-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

How does she move in this thing?
_________________________________

TERK: Look out!

_________________________________

_________________________________
Vidia Tricks Tinker Bell
_________________________________
_________________________________
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
_________________________________
-I'm not here.
-It's Vidia.
_________________________________
-Then I'm definitely not here.
-I need to talk to you, Tinker Bell.
_________________________________
(EXHALES)
_________________________________
Geez! Of all the times!
_________________________________
-What do you want?
-You got a little something.
_________________________________
Tink, I want to apologize.
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
I've been thinking, and I understand
why you're doing what you're doing.
_________________________________
I get it now.
And I'm sorry I've been so snippy.
_________________________________
-Oh, okay.
-And also, I...
_________________________________
I just hate to see you
let your friends down.
_________________________________
Let them what? How?
_________________________________
Well, you have to admit you've been
a good bit of trouble for them.
_________________________________
And all they've done is try to help you.
_________________________________
But I bet I know
how you can make it up to them.
_________________________________
Corral the sprinting thistles.
_________________________________
The sprinting thistles? No.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
_________________________________
Think about it.
They're a huge nuisance to everyone.
_________________________________
Especially when we're
getting ready for spring.
_________________________________
You would be a hero.
_________________________________
Plus, it would show Queen Clarion
you're just as worthy as any of us
_________________________________
to go to the mainland.
_________________________________
And spring starts tomorrow.
This might be your last chance.
_________________________________
You do still wanna go, don't you?
_________________________________
Well, yeah, I...
_________________________________
So?
_________________________________

_________________________________

Let me wrap that up for you.
_________________________________

Don't want anything to happen

to it on the way home.
_________________________________

Good. That sale buys us some time.
_________________________________

Wait for it.
_________________________________

All right, let's go!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

So, how long were you in here?
_________________________________

I don't know.

Couple years.
_________________________________

I didn't wanna sit on a shelf

waiting for my life to happen.
_________________________________

So, I left.
_________________________________

WOODY: Wow.
_________________________________

You've handled this lost toy

life better than I could.
_________________________________

Aw, Sheriff.
_________________________________

You're selling yourself short.
_________________________________

I think you'd make a great lost toy.

_________________________________

You really don't think
_________________________________

you'll ever be in a kid's room
again, huh?
_________________________________

(STRAINING) Nope.
_________________________________

And now with the carnival

traveling through,
_________________________________

it's our chance to hop a ride...

_________________________________

-and leave town.

-You're leaving?
_________________________________

Sure am.
_________________________________

You ever think about getting

out there, seeing the world?
_________________________________

Without a kid? (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

No. You can't teach

this old toy new tricks.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) You'd be surprised.
_________________________________

So, how'd you end up in
this store in the first place?
_________________________________

Well, I saw your lamp in the window...

_________________________________

and I thought maybe you were inside...

_________________________________

and so I, uh...
_________________________________

Wow.
_________________________________

Yeah.
_________________________________

Will you look at that?
_________________________________

This is the only part
of the store I ever liked.

_________________________________

-(GASPS) Look, Daddy!

-(STAMMERING) Where?
_________________________________
Jane.
_________________________________
(PANTING)

_________________________________
CLAYTON: Now, be careful, Professor.

_________________________________
PROFESSOR: Mustn't, mustn't frighten.

_________________________________

She's beautiful.
_________________________________

She's my mother.
_________________________________

But... This is your...
_________________________________

Mother?
_________________________________

(SOFT HOOTING)
_________________________________

-(STAMMERING) What's happening?

-I don't know, Daddy.
_________________________________

Oh! It's getting away!
_________________________________

No! You'll only frighten her more.
_________________________________

(HOOTING)
_________________________________

Yes, absolutely, my dear. Good idea.
_________________________________

What are you doing?

Want to frighten them?
_________________________________

Get up. Get...
_________________________________

Don't get up.
_________________________________

(STAMMERING) Oh!

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Hello.
_________________________________

Ooh!
_________________________________

It's very nice to meet you, too.
_________________________________

-(SNIFFING)
-(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Oh, your Majesty, you're such a tease.
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

Hello. Hello.
_________________________________

Archimedes Q. Porter at your service.

Ah!
_________________________________

Quite a grip you've got.
_________________________________

Oh, thank you, yes. Is that one of mine?
_________________________________

Oh, this is wonderful, Mr. Clayton!
_________________________________

Look, look! Social grooming.
_________________________________

-Congratulations, Professor.
-(PROFESSOR LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Our dream has come true.
_________________________________
(GORILLA HOOTING)
_________________________________

Give me that!
_________________________________

Hey, what are you doing?

Now, stop that! Stop!
_________________________________

Hold on now. Leave that!
_________________________________

That is not to be played with!

_________________________________

That's gonna be quite a jump
for you and Duke.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

For me?
_________________________________

Didn't I tell you?

You're going with him.
_________________________________

I am?
_________________________________

Let's caboom.
_________________________________

It'll be fine,

Duke's the best.
_________________________________

Yeah, at crashing.

_________________________________

(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

Capture the sprinting thistles.
_________________________________

Well, okay. I can do this. Yeah!
_________________________________

Okay. Ready, Cheese?
_________________________________

Come on. They're just weeds.
_________________________________

Besides, there were only

seven or eight at the most, right?
_________________________________

Hyah!
_________________________________

We can do this. I know we can do this.

What do you say?
_________________________________

Attaboy.
_________________________________

This ought to be good.
_________________________________

_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
(TARZAN HOOTING)
_________________________________

(EXCITED CHATTERING)
_________________________________

Can you teach me?
_________________________________

-Speak gorilla?

-Hmm. Yes.
_________________________________
(TARZAN GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(JANE REPEATS)
_________________________________
(GIGGLING)
_________________________________
(EXCITED SCREECHING)
_________________________________

Good heavens, what did I say?
_________________________________

That Jane stays with Tarzan.
_________________________________

Stay? But I... I thought we'd already...

_________________________________

-Tarzan, I...

-TERK: Whoa!

_________________________________

-Is that my dress?

-Oh, no.

_________________________________

And now!
_________________________________
(BUZZING)
_________________________________

Go!
_________________________________

WOODY: Whoa!
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________

Huh? Rejean.
_________________________________

DUKE: It's a commercial. It's not real!

_________________________________
I can't do this!

I'm sorry, Rejean!
_________________________________

(GASPS) No, no, no!
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

-What's new, pussycat?
-(MEOWS)
_________________________________

-Forky?

-Girls?
_________________________________

-Forky, where are you?
-(FORKY CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

FORKY: You're never
gonna find me.

_________________________________

Forky?
_________________________________

(GASPS) Woody!

How'd you find me?
_________________________________

-Bo, I found him!

-Hi.
_________________________________

Wait, it's an actual fork?
_________________________________

Bo! Bo! Bo!
_________________________________

Buzz!

The dummies are gone!
_________________________________

What?

Where'd they go?
_________________________________
(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Okay, we can go now!
_________________________________

-No. I need to find my girls.

-GABBY GABBY: Hello, Woody.
_________________________________

Hi, Bo.
_________________________________

-Where are my sheep?

-Yeah!
_________________________________

Look! Woody found me!
_________________________________

-Take the bunny!

-I'm too cute to die!
_________________________________

BUZZ: Hi-ya!

BUNNY: Oh, no, no!
_________________________________

(GASPS) Woody!
_________________________________

-I just wanna talk.

-Yeah, with my voice box!
_________________________________

-Pull!
-(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

VOICE BOX:
You're my favorite deputy.

_________________________________
(WOODY GASPING)
_________________________________
Somebody's poisoned the water hole.

_________________________________

-I'd like to join your posse.
-(DRAGON YOWLING)
_________________________________

-(GASPING)
-Reach for the sky!

_________________________________
(ALL YELLING)
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
-(SHEEP BLEATING)
-Girls!
_________________________________

Drop it.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(FORKY SCREAMING)
_________________________________

WOODY: No! No! Forky!
_________________________________

-We've gotta go!

-Wait!

_________________________________

-(FORKY WHIMPERING)
-Forky!
_________________________________

FORKY: Woody!
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(BLEATING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(ALL GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Bonnie's backpack?
_________________________________
-(DRAGON GROWLING)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________

Ahh!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

-Giggle!
-(BOTH EXCLAIM)
_________________________________
(DRAGON YOWLING)
_________________________________

Don't let Woody leave!
_________________________________

(ROARING)
_________________________________

Daddy.
_________________________________

Give it to me!
_________________________________

-(ROARS)

-Huh?
_________________________________

Go!
_________________________________

Go!
_________________________________

Wait, wait! Tarzan!
_________________________________

Go now!
_________________________________

Jane, quickly! Hurry! Come along!
_________________________________

Hey!
_________________________________
TINK: Come on, you! Oh, come on!

_________________________________

Just a bit this way!

It's working! It's working!
_________________________________

Come on!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Wait, wait, wait.

Come back! Come back!
_________________________________

These things just won't listen!

Come on, Cheese. Go, go, go!
_________________________________

Okay, definitely more than eight.
_________________________________

Please file into the corral

in an orderly manner!

_________________________________

Grab on!
_________________________________
(BOTH YELLING)
_________________________________

Duke, get us out of here!
_________________________________

Oui!
_________________________________

Here, kitty, kitty!
_________________________________

Wait! We don't have Forky!
_________________________________

Woody!
_________________________________
(GASPS)

_________________________________

Wait!
_________________________________

Oh, no! Come on!
_________________________________

Come on, now.
_________________________________

(RUMBLING)
_________________________________
TINK: Sorry. Sorry.
Excuse me. So sorry.

_________________________________

WOODY: Forky!

_________________________________

This is the last batch.
_________________________________

(GARDEN FAIRIES SCREAMING)
_________________________________

GARDEN FAIRY: Look out!
_________________________________

Sorry. Sorry!
_________________________________
(DUKE SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(ALL SCREAMING)

_________________________________
(GAGGING)
_________________________________
(GROANS WEAKLY)
_________________________________
(HISSING)
_________________________________

Is everyone okay?
_________________________________
(COUGHING)
_________________________________

-(BLEATING)
-Shh. It's okay.
_________________________________

Shh. It's okay.
_________________________________

Bunny? Bunny?
_________________________________

(GASPS) Bunny!

No, no, no, no.
_________________________________

(SOBBING) No, no, no, no.
_________________________________

-(GASPS) Oh, Bunny!

-It's gonna be okay.
_________________________________

Forky's still in there.
_________________________________

If we hurry, we can get him

before they lock him up.
_________________________________

You want us to go back in there?

_________________________________

We barely got out alive.
_________________________________

Woody, it's better if we wait.
_________________________________

No, no, no. There's no time.

We can easily get back inside.
_________________________________

But I saw Bonnie's...
_________________________________

By my count, there were
only four dummies.

_________________________________

But the backpack...
_________________________________

We outnumber them.

So we have the advantage.
_________________________________

Woody, look at us!
_________________________________
(SHEEP BLEATING)
_________________________________

Nobody is with you.
It's over, okay?
_________________________________

(BOTH PANTING)

_________________________________

Kerchak, I didn't... I'm sorry, I...
_________________________________

I asked you to protect our family.
_________________________________

And you betrayed us all.

_________________________________

Oh, no.
_________________________________

Tink. What happened?
_________________________________

-I...

-Tinker Bell,
_________________________________

what did you think you were doing?
_________________________________

I was just... I was just trying to...
_________________________________

I thought if I could capture

the thistles, then...
_________________________________

There isn't a garden fairy alive

who can control those weeds!
_________________________________

-What were you trying to prove?

-I...
_________________________________

She's right, Tink.

This has all gone too far.

_________________________________

No. No, no, no. We are
wasting time. We can do this.
_________________________________

BUNNY: Come on, Pull-string.

GIGGLE: It's not worth it.
_________________________________

Yeah, yes, listen to her!
_________________________________

-Nobody wants this!

-I do!
_________________________________

-BO PEEP: Why?

-Because!
_________________________________

-Why?

-Just because!
_________________________________

Why?
_________________________________

Because it's all I have left to do!

_________________________________

I don't have anything else.
_________________________________

So, the rest of us don't count?

_________________________________

That's not what I meant.
_________________________________

Bonnie needs Forky.
_________________________________

No. You need Bonnie!
_________________________________

Open your eyes, Woody.
_________________________________

There's plenty of kids out there.

_________________________________

It can't be just about the one
you're still clinging to.
_________________________________

It's called loyalty.
_________________________________

Something a lost toy
wouldn't understand.

_________________________________
(GASPS SOFTLY)
_________________________________

I'm not the one who's lost.
_________________________________

Let's get out of here.
_________________________________

We've got a carnival
that leaves in the morning.

_________________________________

Come on.
_________________________________

DUCKY: Mmm-hmm.
_________________________________

We'll find our own kid.
_________________________________

You're crazy.
_________________________________

Bo!
_________________________________

BO PEEP: Bye, Woody.

Good luck with Bonnie.

_________________________________

By the second star!
_________________________________

All the preparations for spring...

How did this...
_________________________________

Queen Clarion, it was me.
_________________________________

I did it. It was all my fault.
_________________________________

Tinker Bell.
_________________________________

(WEEPING) I...
_________________________________

I'm sorry.

_________________________________

Woody, you did all you could.
_________________________________

Time to go home.
_________________________________

No.
_________________________________

Woody.
_________________________________

I don't leave toys behind,
Buzz.
_________________________________

Yeah, but, Woody,

you're actually leaving...
_________________________________

Not now. Not ever.
_________________________________

And he left me behind.
_________________________________

(SIGHS) What now, inner voice?
_________________________________

VOICE BOX: Mission

accomplished. Return to base.

_________________________________
Go back to the RV?
What about Woody?

_________________________________

VOICE BOX: We're going home,

space ranger.

_________________________________
Fall back, this planet...

_________________________________
Retreat! There's too...

_________________________________
Go! Time to fly! Exit the...

Back... Run...

_________________________________
Get out!

Returning to Star Command.

_________________________________
Okay. Okay.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Thanks a lot, inner voice.

_________________________________
MINISTER OF SPRING: I don't think
we can fix this in time.

_________________________________

We're going to have to cancel spring,

or postpone it at the very least.
_________________________________
MINISTER OF WINTER: What, and
put my snowflake fairies back to work?
_________________________________
Oh, no.

_________________________________
MINISTER OF SUMMER:

But we can't! We can't do that!
_________________________________

If the snow isn't melted,
_________________________________

the seedlings won't grow,

the fruit won't ripen in the summer...
_________________________________

And in the autumn,

there will be nothing to harvest.
_________________________________

Spring must happen on time,
_________________________________

or the balance of nature

will be undone!
_________________________________

There must be something we can do!

Certainly this has happened before!
_________________________________

It has!

Did you ever hear of the Ice Age?
_________________________________

Settle down, all of you.
_________________________________

Fairy Mary, is it even possible to redo

everything in such a short time?
_________________________________

-No.

-MINISTER OF SPRING: Oh, no.
_________________________________

We were so close,
and now it's all gone.

_________________________________
MINISTER OF SUMMER: Who's going
to paint our leaves now?

_________________________________
MINISTER OF AUTUMN: The apples
and pumpkins will never grow.

_________________________________
MINISTER OF SUMMER: No rolling
hills covered in daffodils?

_________________________________
MINISTER OF SPRING: And it took
months to harvest all those seeds!

_________________________________
MINISTER OF AUTUMN:
Animals waking from hibernation

_________________________________

will have nothing to eat!

_________________________________

You okay, Tink?
_________________________________

Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.
_________________________________

I just came hoping to get a quick refill.

I'm going away for a while.
_________________________________

Oh.
_________________________________

-Well, how long you going to be gone?

-Well, actually, forever.
_________________________________

Forever? Well,
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) in that case,

a double scoop.
_________________________________

Forever's a pretty long time, so I hear.
_________________________________

Thanks, Terence.
_________________________________

You know my name?
_________________________________

Well, sure. Why wouldn't I?
_________________________________

I don't know.

I'm just a dust-keeper guy.
_________________________________

I'm not exactly seen as the most

important fairy in Pixie Hollow.
_________________________________

Terence, what are you talking about?
_________________________________

You're probably the most important one

there is!
_________________________________

Without you,

no one would have any magic!
_________________________________

Why, your talent makes you

who you are!
_________________________________

-You should be proud of it! I mean...

-I am.
_________________________________

(STAMMERING) I'd better get going.
_________________________________

_________________________________

I've had enough nonsense.
I'm going home, straight home.

_________________________________

That rabbit. Who cares where
he's going anyway?
_________________________________

If it hadn't been for him, I...
_________________________________

Tulgey Wood?
_________________________________

Curious. I don't remember this.

_________________________________

Let me see.

_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________

No, no, please. No more nonsense.

_________________________________

Now, if I came this way,
_________________________________

I should go back this way.

_________________________________

-(QUACKS)

-Oh, I beg your pardon.

_________________________________

(QUACKS ANGRILY)
_________________________________

(CROAKS)
_________________________________

(DRUMMING)
_________________________________

(CYMBALS CRASH)
_________________________________

Goodness. When I get home,
I shall write a book about this place.

_________________________________

If I... If I ever do get home.

_________________________________

(QUACKING)
_________________________________

ALICE: Oh, erm... Excuse me.
_________________________________

-Could one of you tell me...
-(SQUAWKING)
_________________________________

(GIGGLES NERVOUSLY) Never mind.

_________________________________

(DISTANT SCREECHING)
_________________________________

Oh, dear. It's getting dreadfully dark.
_________________________________

And nothing looks familiar.

_________________________________

(CRUNCHING)
_________________________________

I shall certainly be glad to get out of...
_________________________________

(CHICKS SQUEAK)
_________________________________

(HOOTS)
_________________________________

(ACCORDION PLAYS)
_________________________________

It would be so nice if something
would make sense for a change.

_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________
"Don't step on the mome raths."
_________________________________

The mome raths?
_________________________________

A path! Oh, thank goodness.

_________________________________

I just knew I'd find one sooner or later.

_________________________________

If I hurry, perhaps I might even be
home in time for tea.

_________________________________

Won't Dinah be happy to see me!
_________________________________

I just can't wait till I... (GASPS)
_________________________________

Oh, dear.

_________________________________

Now I shall never get out.

_________________________________

Well, when one's lost,
_________________________________

I... I suppose it's good advice
_________________________________

to stay where you are
until someone finds you.

_________________________________

But who'd ever think
to look for me here?
_________________________________

Good advice.
_________________________________
(SNIFFS)
_________________________________

If... If I'd listened earlier,
I wouldn't be here.

_________________________________

But... But that's just the trouble with me.

_________________________________

I give myself very good advice.

_________________________________

(SINGING) But I very seldom follow it
_________________________________

That explains the trouble
_________________________________
That I'm always in
_________________________________

"Be patient" is very good advice
_________________________________

But the waiting makes me curious
_________________________________

And I'd love the change
_________________________________

Should something strange begin
_________________________________

Well, I went along my merry way
_________________________________

And I never stopped to reason
_________________________________

I should have known
_________________________________

There'd be a price to pay someday
_________________________________
(SNIFFLES) Someday
_________________________________

I give myself very good advice
_________________________________

But I very seldom follow it
_________________________________
(SOBS)
_________________________________

Will I ever learn
_________________________________

To do the things I should?
_________________________________

Will I ever learn
_________________________________

Learn to do the things I should?

_________________________________

_________________________________

(JINGLING)

_________________________________

Beggin' your pardon, Miss Bell,

_________________________________

but Captain Hook

would like a word with ya.

_________________________________

(SQUAWKS)

_________________________________

(PLAYING PIANO)

_________________________________

Yes, Miss Bell,

Captain Hook admits defeat.

_________________________________

Tomorrow I leave the island,

never to return.

_________________________________

I'm glad to hear that, captain.

(HICCUPS)

_________________________________

I'll tell the crew and... (HICCUPS)

_________________________________

And that's why I asked

you over, me dear,

_________________________________

to tell Peter I bear him no ill will.

_________________________________

Oh, Pan has his faults, to be sure.

_________________________________

Bringing that Wendy

to the island, for instance.

_________________________________

Dangerous business, that.

_________________________________

Why, rumour has it that already

_________________________________

she has come between you and Peter.

_________________________________

But what's this?

_________________________________

Tears?

_________________________________

Then it is true.

_________________________________

Oh, Smee.

The way of a man with a maid.

_________________________________

Taking the best years

of her life and then

_________________________________

casting her aside

_________________________________

like an old glove!

_________________________________

Ain't it a bloomin' (HICCUPS) shame?

_________________________________

But we mustn't judge

Peter too harshly, me dear.

_________________________________

It's that Wendy who's to blame.

_________________________________

Mr. Smee, we must

save the lad from himself.

_________________________________

But how?

_________________________________

We've so little time.

We sail in the morning.

_________________________________

Sail! That's it, Smee!

_________________________________

We'll shanghai Wendy.

_________________________________

"Shanghai Wendy", captain?

_________________________________

Take her to sea with us.

_________________________________

With her gone, Peter will soon

forget this mad infatuation.

_________________________________

Come, Smee,

we must leave immediately.

_________________________________

Surround Peter's home...

_________________________________

But, captain, we...

_________________________________

We don't know where Peter Pan lives!

_________________________________

Great Scott, you're right, Smee!

_________________________________

What's that, my dear?

_________________________________

You could show us the way?

Why, I never thought of that.

_________________________________

-Take this down, Smee.

-"Take this down, Smee".

_________________________________

Aye, aye, captain.

_________________________________

-HOOK: Start at Pegleg Point.

-"Start at Pegleg Point".

_________________________________
HOOK: Forty paces west

of Blindman's Bluff.

_________________________________

"Blindman's Bluff".

_________________________________

Yes, yes.

_________________________________

Hop, skip and a jump

across Crocodile Creek.

_________________________________

Then... Nor' by nor'east, one, two, three.

_________________________________

Well, get on with it... Continue, my dear.

_________________________________

I mustn't harm Peter?

_________________________________

Madam, Captain Hook gives his word

_________________________________

not to lay a finger

_________________________________

or a hook on Peter Pan.

_________________________________

Ah... Hangman's Tree.

_________________________________

So that's the entrance

to his hiding place.

_________________________________

Thank you, me dear.

You've been most helpful.
_________________________________

_________________________________

I'm so confused.
_________________________________

(KALA SIGHS)
_________________________________

Come with me.
_________________________________

There's something I should've

shown you long ago.

_________________________________

(GLASS SHATTERING)
_________________________________

Is this me?
_________________________________

And this is my father,
_________________________________

and...
_________________________________

And my...
_________________________________

Now you know.
_________________________________

Tarzan, I just want you to be happy,
_________________________________

whatever you decide.

_________________________________

_________________________________

(CHANTING)

_________________________________

(SINGING) What makes red men red?

_________________________________

Big Chief Flying Eagle

greets his braves.

_________________________________

How.

_________________________________

-How, chief.

-How, chief, how!

_________________________________

-How.

-How.

_________________________________

Big chief greets little mother.

_________________________________

How.

_________________________________

Ugh.

_________________________________

Aw, Wendy, is that all you have to say?

_________________________________

-Everyone else thinks I'm wonderful.

-Especially Tiger Lily.

_________________________________

-Tiger Lily?

-John!

_________________________________
WENDY: Michael! Take off

that war paint and get ready for bed.

_________________________________

-Bed?

-Brave no sleep.

_________________________________

Go for days without sleep.

_________________________________

-But we're going home in the morning.

-JOHN: Home!

_________________________________

-WENDY: And...

-Oh, Wendy, we don't want to go home.

_________________________________

No go home. Stay many moons.

Have heap big time.

_________________________________

Now, Peter, let's stop pretending

and be practical.

_________________________________

-Chief Flying Eagle has spoken.

-(BOYS CHEERING)

_________________________________

Oh, for goodness sake. Please, boys.

_________________________________

Do you want to stay here

and grow up like savages?

_________________________________

-Of course.

-But you can't.

_________________________________

You need a mother. We all do.

_________________________________

Aren't you our mother, Wendy?

_________________________________

Michael, of course not! Surely,

you haven't forgotten our real mother!

_________________________________

Did she have silky ears

_________________________________

and wear a fur coat?

_________________________________

Oh, no, Michael. That was Nana.

_________________________________

I think I had a mother once.

_________________________________

BOTH: What was she like?

_________________________________

I forget.

_________________________________

-I had a white rat!

-That's no mother!

_________________________________

Hey, who ya shovin'?

_________________________________

(ALL CLAMOURING)

_________________________________

No, no, boys! Please.

I'll tell you what a mother is.

_________________________________

-Yeah, tell us.

-Please, Wendy.

_________________________________

Well, a mother, a real mother,

_________________________________

is the most wonderful person

in the world.

_________________________________

She's the angel voice

_________________________________

that bids you good night,

_________________________________

kisses your cheek,

_________________________________

whispers, "Sleep tight".

_________________________________

WENDY: (SINGING) Your mother

_________________________________

And mine

_________________________________

Your mother

_________________________________

And mine

_________________________________

The helping hand

that guides you along

_________________________________

Whether you're right

_________________________________

Whether you're wrong

_________________________________

Your mother

_________________________________

And mine

_________________________________

Your mother

_________________________________

And mine

_________________________________

What makes mothers

all that they are

_________________________________

Might as well ask

_________________________________

What makes a star

_________________________________

Ask your heart to tell you her worth

_________________________________

Your heart will say

_________________________________

Heaven on earth

_________________________________

Another word

_________________________________

For divine

_________________________________

Your mother

_________________________________

And mine

_________________________________

I wanna see my mother.

_________________________________

Yes, Michael.

_________________________________

I propose we leave for home at once.

_________________________________

-Could I go too, Wendy?

-Me too, Wendy!

_________________________________

All right, boys. All right. I'm sure

Mother would be glad to have you.

_________________________________

Uh, that is, if Peter doesn't mind.

_________________________________

Go on! Go back and grow up.

_________________________________

But I'm warning ya,

once you're grown up,

_________________________________

you can never come back.

_________________________________

Never!

_________________________________

WENDY: Oh, dear.

_________________________________

-Well, then, shall we be off?

-Yeah, come on. Let's go!

_________________________________

-Yeah!

-See ya, Peter.

_________________________________

They'll be back.

_________________________________

(PLAYING PANPIPES)

_________________________________

Peter.

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

Goodbye, Peter.

_________________________________

(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
_________________________________

No matter where I go,

you will always be my mother.
_________________________________

(SOBBING)
_________________________________

And you will always be in my heart.
_________________________________

Goodbye, Tarzan.

_________________________________

-JANE: Tarzan!

-(MEN SHOUTING)

_________________________________

I'm so glad you found us in time.
_________________________________

Tarzan!
_________________________________

We're too late! I can't believe it!
_________________________________

If you had pulled over

and asked for directions...
_________________________________

We didn't get to say goodbye.
_________________________________

Well, good riddance, all right?
Who needs you, huh?
_________________________________

Go on, get out of here, bald boy!
_________________________________

You ingrate! You bald ingrate!
_________________________________

Go on and rot, for all I care!
_________________________________

Go!
_________________________________

What are you looking at?
_________________________________

I'm gonna miss him, too.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

-(SCREAMS)

-HOOK: All right, men. Take them away.

_________________________________

And now, Smee, to take care

_________________________________

of Master Peter Pan.

_________________________________

But, captain, wouldn't it be

more humane-like to slit his throat?

_________________________________

Aye, that it would, Mr. Smee.

_________________________________

But I have given me word

not to lay a finger...

_________________________________

Or a hook on Peter Pan.

_________________________________

And Captain Hook

never breaks a promise.
_________________________________

_________________________________
(CLOCK CHIMING)
_________________________________

Your Majesty,
I see no point in beating about the bush.
_________________________________

I regret to inform you, Sire,
_________________________________

that the young lady has disappeared,
_________________________________

leaving behind only this glass slipper.
_________________________________

Yes. I'll do it.
_________________________________

No. I just can't.
_________________________________
(KING CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
(SNORING)
_________________________________
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
_________________________________
KING: Well, come in.
_________________________________

(SHOUTING) Come in!
_________________________________

-Your Majesty...

-So, he's proposed already?
_________________________________

-Tell me about it.
-Well...
_________________________________

-Who is she?

-I didn't get a chance...
_________________________________
No matter. We've more
important things to discuss.
_________________________________

Arrangements for the wedding,
_________________________________

invitations, a national holiday.
_________________________________

-All that sort of thing.

-But, Sire...
_________________________________

Here. Have a cigar. Take a few more.
_________________________________

-(CHUCKLING)

-But...
_________________________________

Better practice passing these out, eh?
_________________________________

(STAMMERS) But, if you'd only listen.
_________________________________

And for you, my friend.
_________________________________

-Your Majesty, please...

-A knighthood.
_________________________________

I hereby dub you Sir... Um, uh...
_________________________________

By the way, what title would you like?
_________________________________

-Sire? She got away.

-Sir "She Got Away"?
_________________________________

A peculiar title, but if that's what you...
_________________________________

She what? Why you...
_________________________________
You... You traitor!
_________________________________

Now, Sire.
Remember, your blood pressure.
_________________________________

Treason!
_________________________________

No, Sire. No!
_________________________________

Sabotage!
_________________________________

You were in league with the Prince.
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I tried to stop her,
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but she vanished into thin air.
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A likely story.
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But it's true, Sire.

All we could find was this glass slipper.
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The whole thing was a plot!
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But, Sire, he loves her.
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He won't rest till he finds her.
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He's determined to marry her.
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What? What did you say?
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The Prince, Sire,
swears he'll marry none
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but the girl who fits this slipper.
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He said that, did he?
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We've got him!
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-(WHOOPING)
-(CRASHING)
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But, Sire, this slipper

may fit one of any number of girls.
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That's his problem. He's given his word.
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-We'll hold him to it.

-No, Your Highness.
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I'll have nothing to do with it.
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You'll try this
on every maid in my kingdom.
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-And if the shoe fits,
-(GULPING)
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bring her in.
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(STAMMERING) Yes, Your Majesty.

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