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Alice in Wonderland
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How do you get to Wonderland?
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Over the hill or underland
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Or just behind the tree?
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When clouds go rolling by
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They roll away and leave the sky
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Where is the land beyond the eye
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That people cannot see?
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Where can it be?
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Where do stars go?
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Where is the crescent moon?
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They must be somewhere
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In the sunny afternoon
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Alice in Wonderland
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Where is the path to Wonderland?
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Over the hill or here or there
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I wonder where

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(BUZZING)

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"...wanted leaders, and had been of late
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much accustomed
to usurpation and conquest."

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"Edwin and Morcar, the earls of Mercia
and Northumbria, declared for him,

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and even Stigand..."
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-Alice.

-Hmm?
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(SIGHS) I'm listening.
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"And even Stigand,

the Archbishop of Canterbury,
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agreed to meet with William

"and offer him the crown."
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-(ALICE GIGGLES)
-"William's conduct at first was..."
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Alice.
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Will you kindly pay attention
to your history lesson.

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I'm sorry. But how can one

possibly pay attention
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to a book with no pictures in it?
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My dear child, there are many good
books in this world without pictures.
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In this world, perhaps.

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But in my world the books
would be nothing but pictures.

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Your world? What nonsense.

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-Nonsense?
-Once more, from the beginning.
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That's it, Dinah.
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If I had a world of my own,

everything would be nonsense.

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Nothing would be what it is because
everything would be what it isn't.

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And, contrariwise, what it is,
it wouldn't be.

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And what it wouldn't be,
it would. You see?

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(MEOWS)
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In my world, you wouldn't say "meow."
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-You'd say, "Yes, Miss Alice."

-(MEOWS)
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But you would.

You'd be just like people, Dinah.

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And all the other animals, too.

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In my world...

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(SINGING) Cats and rabbits

would reside in fancy little houses
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And be dressed in shoes
and hats and trousers
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In a world of my own
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All the flowers would have
very extra-special powers

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They would sit and talk to me for hours
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When I'm lonely in a world of my own

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There'd be new birds
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Lots of nice and friendly
howdy-do birds

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Everyone would have a dozen bluebirds
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Within that world of my own
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I could listen to a babbling brook

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And hear a song that I could understand
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I keep wishing it could be that way

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Because my world
would be a wonderland

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(WHISTLES)
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(MEOWS)

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Oh, Dinah. It's just a rabbit

with a waistcoat... And a watch!

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My fur and whiskers!
I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!
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This is curious. What could a rabbit
possibly be late for?

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Please, sir.
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I'm late, I'm late
for a very important date.

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No time to say hello, goodbye.

I'm late, late, late.

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It must be awfully important,

like a party or something.

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Mr. Rabbit. Wait!
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No, no, no, I'm overdue.
I'm really in a stew.

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No time to say goodbye, hello.

I'm late, I'm late, I'm late.

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My. What a peculiar place
to have a party.

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(MEOWS)
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You know, Dinah,
we really shouldn't... Be doing this.

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(VOICE ECHOES) After all,
we haven't been invited...

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and curiosity often leads to trouble.
(SHRIEKS)
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Goodbye, Dinah. Goodbye!
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Oh...
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Well, after this I shall think
nothing of... Of falling down stairs.

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(CLOCK CHIMES)
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Oh!
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(SIGHS)
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(YELPS)
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Goodness. What if I should fall
right through the centre of the Earth...

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and come out the other side

where people walk upside down?
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But that's silly. Nobody...
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Oh!

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Mr. Rabbit. Wait. Please.

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(CREAKING)
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Curiouser and curiouser.
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(FOOTSTEPS)

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-Ow.

-(SHRIEKS)
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I beg your pardon.

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Quite all right,

but you did give me quite a turn.

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-I was following...

-Rather good, what? Door knob, turn.
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-Please, sir.

-One good turn deserves another.

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-What can I do for you?

-I'm looking for a White Rabbit.
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-So, if you don't mind...

-Eh?
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Oh.
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There he is. I simply must get through.

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Sorry. You're much too big.

Simply impassable.
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-You mean impossible.

-No, impassable. Nothing's impossible.

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-Try the bottle on the table.

-Table?
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Oh!
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Read the directions. Directly you'll
be directed in the right direction.

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"Drink me." Hmm.
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Better look first, for if one drinks
much from a bottle marked "Poison",

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it's almost certain to disagree
with one sooner or later.

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-Beg your pardon?

-Just giving myself some good advice.

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But...
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Tastes like cherry tart.

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Custard, pineapple, roast turkey.

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Goodness!
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-What did I do?

-(DOORKNOB CHUCKLES)
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You almost went out like a candle.

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But look. I'm just the right size.

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No use. (LAUGHS)

I forgot to tell you. I'm locked.

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Oh, no.
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-But, of course, you've got the key.

-What key?
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Don't tell me you've left it up there.
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ALICE: Oh, dear.
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-Whatever will I do?

-Try the box, naturally.

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Oh!
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"Eat me." All right.
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But goodness knows what this will do.

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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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(MUFFLED SPEECH)

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What did you say?
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I said a little of that

went a long way. (LAUGHS)
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I don't think it's so funny.

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Now I shall never get out.
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Come, come, now. Crying won't help.

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I know, but I... I...
I just can't seem to stop.

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Hey. This won't do.

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Oh, oh, oh...
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DOORKNOB: This won't do at all.
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You, up there, stop!
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I say. Look.
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The bottle. The bott...
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Oh, dear.

I do wish I hadn't cried so much.

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(FOGHORN)

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(SINGING)
A sailor's life is the life for me
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How I love to sail o'er the bounding sea
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I never, ever do
a thing about the weather
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For the weather never ever
does a thing for me
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Oh, a sailor's life is the life for me

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(HOOTS)
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And I never...
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Ahoy, and other nautical expressions.

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Land ho, by jove.
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-Where away, Dodo?

-Dodo?
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Three points to starboard.

Away, me hearties.

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Have you in port in no time at all now.

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Mr. Dodo. Please. Please help me.

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Pardon me, but would you mind
helping me? Please?

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ALICE: Yoo-hoo! Yoo-hoo!
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Help me. Please.
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(GURGLES) Help me.
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(SINGING) Forward, backward,
inward, outward
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Come and join the chase
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Nothing could be drier
than a jolly caucus race
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Backward, forward, outward, inward

Bottom to the top
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Never a beginning

There can never be a stop
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Skipping, hopping, tripping

Fancy free and gay
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Started it tomorrow
but will finish yesterday
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Round and round and round we go

until for ever more
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Once we were behind,
but now we find we are
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Forward, backward, inward, outward

Come and join the chase
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Nothing could be drier
than a jolly caucus race
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-I say, you'll never get dry that way.

-Get dry?
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Have to run with the others.

First rule of the caucus race.

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But how can I...
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That's better.

Have you dry in no time now.

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No one can ever get dry this way.

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Nonsense. I'm as dry as a bone already.

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-Yes, but...
-DODO: All right, let's have it now.
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DODO: Look lively.
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The White Rabbit. Mr. Rabbit.

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-My goodness. I'm late.

-Don't go away. I'll be right back.

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-I'm late.
-DODO: Don't step on the fish.
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DODO: Watch it. Stop kicking that
mackerel. Brilliant. Jolly well done.

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Mr. Rabbit. Oh, Mr. Rabbit.
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Oh, dear. I'm sure he came this way.
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Do you suppose he could be hiding?
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Hmm. Not here.

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I wonder...

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No. I suppose he must have... (GASPS)
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Why. What peculiar little figures.

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-Tweddle Dee and Tweddle Dum.

-(HONKS)
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If you think we're waxworks,

you ought to pay, you know.

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If you think we're alive,
you ought to speak to us.

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(BOTH HONK)

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-That's logic.

-Well...
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It's been nice meeting you. Goodbye.

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-(HONKS)

-(BEEPS)

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-You're beginning backwards.

-First thing in a visit is to say...

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(SINGING) How do you do
And shake hands
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Shake hands, shake hands

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How do you do and shake hands,

state your name and business
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-BOTH: That's manners.

-Really?
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Well my name is Alice and I'm
following a White Rabbit, so...
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-You can't go yet.

-No, the visit has just started.

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-I'm very sorry.

-Would you like to play hide-and-seek?

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-Or Button? Who's got the button?

-No, thank you.

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If you stay long enough,
we might have a battle.

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(HONKING AND BEEPING)
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That's very kind of you,
but I must be going.

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-Why?

-Because I'm following a White Rabbit.
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-Why?

-I'm curious to know where he's going.

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Oh, she's curious.

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The oysters were curious, too,
weren't they?
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Aye, and you remember
what happened to them.
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Poor things.

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Why? What did happen to the oysters?
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-Oh, you wouldn't be interested.

-But I am.

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Oh, no. You're in
much too much of a hurry.

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Well, perhaps I could spare a little time.

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You could? Well...

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"The Walrus and the Carpenter."

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Or "The Story of the Curious Oysters."
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(HONKS)
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(BEEPING)
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(HONKING)
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(SINGING)
The sun was shining on the sea
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Shining with all its might
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He did his very best to make

the billows smooth and bright
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And this was odd because it was
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The middle of the night
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The walrus and the carpenter

were walking close at hand
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The beach was wide from side to side,

but much too full of sand
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TWEEDLEDEE:
Mr. Walrus, said the carpenter
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My brain begins to perk
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We'll sweep this clear in half a year

if you don't mind the work
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Work? (GRUMBLES)

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-The time has come
-TWEEDLEDEE: The walrus said
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To talk of other things

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Of shoes and ships and sealing wax

and cabbages and kings
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And why the sea is boiling hot

and whether pigs have wings
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Caloo, callay, no work today
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We're cabbages and kings
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(WHISTLES)
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Oysters, come and walk with us

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The day is warm and bright
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A pleasant walk, a pleasant talk

would be a sheer delight
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And should we get hungry on the way,

we'll stop and have a bite
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(GRUMBLES)
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TWEEDLEDEE: But Mother Oyster
winked her eye
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And shook her heavy head

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She knew too well this was no time
to leave her oyster bed

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The sea is nice, take my advice

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-And stay right here
-TWEEDLEDEE: Mum said
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Yes, yes, of course, of course.
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But, ha-ha, the time has come,
my little friends,

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to talk of other things
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Of shoes and ships and sealing wax,
cabbages and kings

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And why the sea is boiling hot

and whether pigs have wings
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ho ho
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Caloo, callay, come run away
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With cabbages and kings
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(WHISTLES)
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(CLEARS THROAT)
Well, now, let me see.

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Ah. A loaf of bread
is what we chiefly need.

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And how about some pepper
and salt and vinegar, eh?
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Yes, yes. Splendid idea.
Very good indeed.

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Now, if you're ready, oysters, dear,

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(CHUCKLES) we can begin the feed.

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-OYSTERS: Feed?

-Oh, yes.

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The time has come, my little friends,

to talk of food and things
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Of peppercorns and mustard seed

and other seasonings
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We'll mix them all together

in a sauce that's fit for kings
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Caloo, callay, we'll eat today
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Like cabbages and kings

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(WHISTLES)
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I, er, I weep for you, I... (HICCUPS)
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Excuse me, I deeply sympathize

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For I've enjoyed your company

much more than you realize

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Little oysters, little oysters
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TWEEDLEDEE:
But answer there came none
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TWEEDLEDUM: And this was
scarcely odd because
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They'd been eaten, every one
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Hmm. Well, er...
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(CHUCKLES)

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Mmm, uh...
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The time had come
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With cabbages and kings

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The end.
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-That was a very sad story.

-Aye.
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-And there's a moral to it.

-Oh yes, a very good moral.
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If you happen to be an oyster.

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-Well, it's been a very nice visit.

-Another recitation.
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Entitled "Father William".
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First verse:

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(SINGING) You are old Father
William, the young man said

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And your hair has become very white
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And yet you incessantly
stand on your head
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Do you think at your age it is right?

Do you think at your age it is right?
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In my youth,
Father William replied to his son

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I'd do it again and again and again...

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I wonder who lives here.

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RABBIT: Mary Ann. Drat that girl.
Where could she have put them?
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-The Rabbit.

-Mary Ann?
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No use, can't wait, I'm awfully late.

Oh me, oh my.

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Excuse me, sir, but I've been trying to...
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Mary Ann,
what are you doing out here?
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Mary Ann?
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Don't just do something, stand there.
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-No, no. Go get my gloves. I'm late.

-For what? That's just what I...
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My gloves! At once! Do you hear?
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Goodness. I suppose I'll be taking
orders from Dinah next.

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Hmm. Now, let me see.

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If I were a rabbit,

where would I keep my gloves?
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Oh.
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Thank you. Don't mind if I do.

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(HUMS)
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Oh, no, no. Not again.
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(SHRIEKS) Mary Ann!
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You see here, Mary Ann.

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Help!
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(SCREAMS) Help!
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Help! Monster!
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-Help! Assistance!

-(TRUMPET TOOTS)
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(ALICE STRAINS)
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Oh, dear.

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RABBIT:
A monster, Dodo, in my house.
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Dodo?
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-My poor house.

-Steady, old chap.

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-Can't be as bad as all that.

-My poor roof and rafters.
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All my walls. There it is!
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By jove. Jolly well is, isn't it?
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Do something.
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Yes, indeed.
Extraordinary situation, but...

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But... But what?
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(HOOTS)
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But I have a very simple solution.

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-Thank goodness.
-RABBIT: What is it?
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-Simply pull it out the chimney.

-Go ahead. Pull it out.
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Who? Me? Don't be ridiculous.

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What we need is a...

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(WHISTLING)
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...a lizard with a ladder.
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Oh! Bill! Bill,
we need a lazard with a lidder.
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-Can you help us?

-At your service, guv'nor.

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Bill, me lad, have you ever
been down a chimney?
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Guv'nor, I been down more chimneys...
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Excellent.
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You just pop down the chimney
and haul that monster out of there.
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Righto, guv'nor. Monster? (SCREAMS)
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(RABBIT AND DODO SHOUT)
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Come now. That's better, m'lad.

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You're passing up a golden opportunity.

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I am?
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-You can be famous.

-I can?
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Of course. There's a brave lad.
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In you go, now. Nothing to it, old boy.

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Simply tie your tail around the
monster's neck and drag it out.

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-But, guv'nor...
-Good luck, Bill.

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(PREPARES TO SNEEZE)
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(SNEEZES)
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Well, there goes Bill.
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Poor Bill.

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Perhaps we should try
a more energetic remedy.
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Yes, anything, anything, but hurry.
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I propose that we...

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-Yes, go on. Yes? Yes?
-I propose that we...
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(SHRIEKS)
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By jove, that's it.
We'll burn the house down.
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Yes. Burn the house... What?

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Oh, no.
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(SINGING) We'll smoke the brighter out
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We'll put the beast to rout

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Some kindling, just a stick or two
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-This bit of rubbish ought to do

-Oh, dear.

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We'll smoke the blighter out

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We'll smoke the monster out
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No, no. Not my beautiful bird house.
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We'll roast the blighter's toes
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We'll toast the bounder's nose
Just fetch that gate
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We'll make it clear that monsters
aren't welcome here
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-Oh me, oh my.
-A match. Thank you.

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Without a single doubt
We'll smoke the monster out
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We'll smoke the monster out
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No. My poor house and furniture.
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Oh, dear. This is serious.

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I simply must... (GASPS) A garden.
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Perhaps if I eat something,
it will make... Me... Grow small.
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Ow! Let go! Help!
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-I'm sorry, but I must eat something.
-Not me, you... You... Barbarian.
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Help!
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Monster!
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Help!
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I'm late. Oh, dear. I'm here.
I should be there. I'm late.
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-I say, do you have a match?
-Must go. Goodbye, hello.
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-I'm late, I'm late, I'm late.
-Wait. Please wait.
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Ah, young lady, do you have a match?
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No, I'm sorry but... Mr. Rabbit.
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No cooperation, no cooperation at all.

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Well, can't have monsters about.

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Jolly well have to carry on alone.

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(BLOWS)
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Wait. Please. Just a minute.
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Oh, dear. I'll never catch him
while I'm this small.

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-Curious butterflies.
-FLOWER: Bread-and-butterflies.
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Yes, of course... Hmm?
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Who do you suppose...
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(WHINNIES)
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A horsefly. I mean, a rocking-horsefly.

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-FLOWER: Naturally.
-I beg your pardon, but did you...
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That's nonsense. Flowers can't talk.
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But of course we can talk, my dear.

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If there's anyone worth talking to.

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Or about. (GIGGLES)
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-And we sing, too.
-You do?
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Oh, yes. Would you like to hear
Tell It To The Tulips?
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-No, let's sing about us.
-We know one about the shy violet.
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-Not that old thing.
-Lovely lily of the valley.
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-A daisy duet?
-She wouldn't like that.

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Girls. We shall sing Golden Afternoon.

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That's about all of us.

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Sound your A, Lily.
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(SINGS) La!
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(ALL SING) Me, me, me, me, me!

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(SINGS) La, la, la, la, la!
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(SINGS ARPEGGIO)
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(SINGS BASS NOTES)
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(ALL HUM IN HARMONY)

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(SINGING) Little bread-and-butterflies
kiss the tulips

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And the sun is like a toy balloon

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There are get-up-in-the-morning glories
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In the golden afternoon

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There are dancing daffodils
on the hillside

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Strings of violets are all in tune
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Tiger lilies love the dandelions

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In the golden afternoon

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The golden afternoon
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There are dog-and-caterpillars
and a copper centipede

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Where the lazy daisies love
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The very peaceful life they lead

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You can learn a lot of things
from the flowers
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For especially in the month of June
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Ah ah ah ah
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There's a wealth
of happiness and romance
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All in the golden afternoon

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(RINGING)

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(WHISTLES)
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(BRASS PLAYING)
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(STRINGS PLAYING)
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All in the golden afternoon
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The golden afternoon

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You can learn a lot of things
from the flowers

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For especially in the month of June
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There's a wealth
of happiness and romance

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All...
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In the golden afternoon
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(BRASSES PLAYING)

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(CYMBALS CRASH)
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(CLAPPING)
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-That was lovely.
-Thank you, my dear.

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What kind of garden do you come from?
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-I don't come from any garden.
-Do you suppose she's a wild flower?
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No, I'm not a wild flower.
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Just what specie or shall
we say genus are you, my dear?
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Well, I suppose you'd call me
a genus humans Alice.

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Ever see an Alice
with a blossom like that?
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Come to think of it,
did you ever see an Alice?
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And did you notice her petals?
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What a peculiar color.
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And no fragrance.

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-Just look at those stems.
-Rather scrawny, I'd say.
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-I think she's pretty.
-Quiet, Bud.
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-But I'm not a flower.
-Ah-ha! Just as I suspected.
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She's nothing but a common
mobile vulgaris.
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ALL: Oh, no!
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-A common what?
-To put it bluntly, a weed.
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I'm not a weed.
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-You wouldn't expect her to admit it.
-Can you imagine?
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-Well, goodness.
-Don't let her stay and go to seed.
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-Go on.
-Please go.
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-We don't want weeds in our bed.
-Move along.
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(TRUMPETING)
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(SQUEALS)
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(BARKS)
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All right.
If that's the way you feel about it.

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If I were my right size, I could pick
every one of you if I wanted to.
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And I guess that'd teach you.
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(SCREAMS)

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You can learn a lot of things
from the flowers. (HARRUMPHS)

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Seems to me they could learn a
few things about manners.

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(SINGING) A, E, I O, U
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O, U, E, I, O, A
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U, E, I, A
_________________________________

A, E, I, O, U
_________________________________

Who are you?
_________________________________

Well, I... I hardly know, sir.

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I've changed so many times, you see.
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I do not see.

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-Explain yourself.
-I'm afraid I can't explain myself.
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-Because I'm not myself, you know.
-I do not know.
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I can't put it any more clearly,
for it isn't clear to me.

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You? Who are you?
_________________________________

Well, don't you think you
ought to tell me...
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(COUGHS) ...who you are first?
_________________________________

Why?
_________________________________

Oh, dear. Everything is so confusing.

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-It is not.
-ALICE: Well, it is to me.
_________________________________

-Why?
-I can't remember things as I used to.
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Recite.

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Hmm? Oh, yes, sir. Erm...

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How doth the little busy bee
improve each...

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CATERPILLAR: Stop!
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That is not spoken correcitally. It goes:

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How...

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(GIGGLES)

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(GRUNTS)

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How doth the little crocodile
improve his shining tail
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And pour the waters of the Nile
on every golden scale?
_________________________________

How cheer...
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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(ALICE GIGGLES)
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How cheerfully he seems to grin.

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How neatly spreads his claws.

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And welcomes little fishes in.
_________________________________

With gently smiling jaws.
_________________________________

I've never heard it that way before.

_________________________________

I know. I have improved it.

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Well... (COUGHS)
_________________________________

-If you ask me...
-You?
_________________________________

Who are you?
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(COUGHS)
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(SNEEZES)
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(HARRUMPHS)
_________________________________

You, there. Girl.
_________________________________

Wait. Come back.
_________________________________

I have something important to say.
_________________________________

Oh, dear.

_________________________________

I wonder what he wants now.

_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

Well?
_________________________________

Keep your temper.

_________________________________

-Is that all?

-No.

_________________________________

Exatically what is your problem?
_________________________________

It's exatically... Exat... It's precisely this.

_________________________________

I should like to be a little larger, sir.
_________________________________

Why?
_________________________________

After all, three inches is such
a wretched height.
_________________________________

I am exatically three inches high
_________________________________

and it is a very good height indeed!
_________________________________

But I'm not used to it,
and you needn't... Shout!
_________________________________

Oh, dear.

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By the way,
I have a few more helpful hints.
_________________________________

-One side will make you grow taller.

-One side of what?
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And the other side
will make you grow shorter.

_________________________________

-The other side of what?
-The mushroom, of course!
_________________________________

Hmm.

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One side will make me grow...

_________________________________

But which is which?
_________________________________

After all that's happened, I...
I wonder if I...

_________________________________

I don't care.

_________________________________

I'm tired of being only three inches high.

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(SHRIEKS)
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(BIRD SHRIEKS)
_________________________________

A serpent!
_________________________________

Help! Serpent! Serpent!
_________________________________

-But, please, please.
-Off with you. Shoo. Go away. Serpent!
_________________________________
Serpent!
_________________________________

But I'm not a serpent.
_________________________________

Indeed? Then just what are you?
_________________________________

-I'm just a little girl.
-Little? Little?
_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Well, I am. I mean, I was.

_________________________________

And I suppose you don't eat eggs, either.

_________________________________

-Yes, I do.
-I knew it. I knew it.
_________________________________

Serpent. Serpent!
_________________________________

For goodness' sake.
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________
-And the other side will...
-The very idea.
_________________________________
Spend all my time laying eggs
for serpents like her.
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(BIRD SHRIEKS)
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(GASPS)
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Goodness. I wonder if I'll ever
get the knack of it.

_________________________________

There. That's much better.

_________________________________

Better save these.

_________________________________

Let's see. Where was I?
_________________________________

I wonder which way I ought to go.

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(SINGING)
'Twas brillig and the slithy toves
_________________________________

Did gyre and gamble in the wabe
_________________________________

All mimsy were the borogoves
_________________________________

And the more paths outgrabe
_________________________________

Where in the world do you
suppose that...

_________________________________
-Lose something?
-Oh!
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(ALICE GIGGLES)
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No, I mean, I was just wondering...

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That's quite all right.
_________________________________

One moment, please.

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(HARMONICA PLAYS NOTE)
_________________________________

Second chorus:

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'Twas brillig and the slithy toves
_________________________________
Did gyre and gamble in the wabe
_________________________________

-Why, you're a cat.
-A Cheshire cat.

_________________________________

All mimsy were the borogoves
_________________________________

Wait. Don't go, please.
_________________________________

There you are. Third chorus.

_________________________________

No. Thank you, but I just wanted
to ask you which way I ought to go.

_________________________________

Well, that depends on
where you want to get to.

_________________________________

It really doesn't matter, as long as I...
_________________________________

Then it really doesn't matter
which way you go.

_________________________________

(CHESHIRE CAT HUMS)
_________________________________
And the mome raths outgrabe
_________________________________

Oh, by the way,

_________________________________

if you'd really to know,
he went that way.

_________________________________

-Who did?
-The White Rabbit.

_________________________________

-He did.
-He did what?
_________________________________

-Went that way.
-Who did?
_________________________________

-The white rabbit.
-What rabbit?
_________________________________

But didn't you just say...
I mean... Oh, dear.
_________________________________

Can you stand on your head?
_________________________________

However, if I were looking
for a White Rabbit,

_________________________________

I'd ask the Mad Hatter.

_________________________________

The Mad Hatter? No, I don't want...
_________________________________

Or there's the March Hare
in that direction.

_________________________________

Thank you. I think I shall visit him.

_________________________________

Of course, he's mad, too.
_________________________________

But I don't want to
go among mad people.

_________________________________

Oh, you can't help that.

_________________________________

Most everyone's mad here.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

You may have noticed
_________________________________

that I'm not all there myself.

_________________________________

And the mome raths outgrabe
_________________________________

Goodness.
If the people here are like that,
_________________________________

I must try not to upset them.

_________________________________
How very curious.
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HARE: If there are no objections,
let it be unanimous
_________________________________
HATTER: A very merry unbirthday
HARE: A very merry unbirthday
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BOTH: A very merry unbirthday to us
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(CHORUS OF PIPES)
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(SINGING)
A very merry unbirthday to me
_________________________________
-To who?
-To me
_________________________________
-A very merry unbirthday to you
-Who, me?
_________________________________
Let's all congratulate us
with another cup of tea
_________________________________
A very merry unbirthday
_________________________________
To you
_________________________________
BOTH: No room. No room.
_________________________________
-No room.

-I thought there was plenty of room.

_________________________________

It's rude to sit without being invited.

_________________________________

I'll say it's rude.
It's very, very rude indeed.
_________________________________

Very, very, very rude indeed.

_________________________________

I'm very sorry.
But I did enjoy your singing.
_________________________________

-I wonder if you could tell me...
-You enjoyed our singing?
_________________________________

Oh, what a delightful child.
_________________________________

I'm so excited.
We never get compliments.

_________________________________

-You must have a cup of tea.
-Yes, indeed. The tea.

_________________________________
-You must have a cup of tea.
-ALICE: That would be nice.
_________________________________

I'm sorry I interrupted your
birthday party. Thank you.
_________________________________

Birthday? (CHUCKLES) My dear
child, this is not a birthday party.
_________________________________

Of course not.

_________________________________

This is an unbirthday party.

_________________________________

Unbirthday? I'm sorry,
but I don't quite understand.

_________________________________

It's very simple.
30 days have Sep... No.

_________________________________

An unbirthday...
If you have a birthday, then you...

_________________________________

She doesn't know what an unbirthday is.

_________________________________

How silly.
_________________________________

Well...

_________________________________
(COUGHS)
_________________________________

I shall elucidate.

_________________________________
(SINGING) Statistics prove,
prove that you've one birthday.
_________________________________
Imagine, just one birthday every year
_________________________________
But there are 364 unbirthdays
_________________________________
Precisely why we're
gathered here to cheer
_________________________________
Then today is my unbirthday, too.
_________________________________
-It is?
-What a small world this is.
_________________________________
In that case...
_________________________________
(SINGING) A very merry unbirthday
_________________________________
-To me?
-To you.
_________________________________
-A very merry unbirthday
-For me?
_________________________________
For you.
_________________________________
Now blow the candle out, my dear,
and make your wish come true
_________________________________
(CRACKLING)
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A very merry unbirthday to you
_________________________________

(SINGING) Twinkle, twinkle, little bat

_________________________________

How I wonder what you're at

_________________________________

Up above the world you fly
_________________________________

Like a tea tray in the sky

_________________________________

-That was lovely.
-And now, my dear...
_________________________________

You were saying that you
would like to see...
_________________________________

Pardon me.

_________________________________

You were seeking some
information of some kind?
_________________________________

Yes. I'm looking for a...
_________________________________

Clean cup. Move down.
-But I haven't used my cup.

_________________________________

(SINGING)
Clean cup, clean cup, move down

_________________________________
Clean cup, clean cup, move down
_________________________________

Would you like a little more tea?
_________________________________

I haven't had any yet,
so I can't very well take more.

_________________________________

You mean you can't very well take less.

_________________________________

Yes. You can always
take more than nothing.

_________________________________

-But I only meant that...
-And now, my dear...
_________________________________

Something seems to be troubling you.

_________________________________

-Won't you tell us all about it?
-Start at the beginning.

_________________________________

Yes.

_________________________________

And when you come to the end...
Stop. See?
_________________________________

Well, it all started while I was
sitting on the river bank with Dinah.

_________________________________

Very interesting.

_________________________________

Who's Dinah? (PANTS)
_________________________________

Dinah's my cat. You see...
_________________________________

(GASPS) Cat?
_________________________________
Get the jam. Put it on his nose.
_________________________________

On his nose.

_________________________________

My goodness. Those are the
things that upset me.

_________________________________

See all the trouble you've started?
_________________________________

-I didn't think that...
-If you don't think, don't talk.

_________________________________

Clean cup. Move down.
_________________________________

-But I still haven't used...

-Move down, move down.
_________________________________

And now, my dear, as you were saying?
_________________________________

Oh, yes. I was sitting on the river bank
with you know who.

_________________________________

I do?
_________________________________

I mean my C-A-T.

_________________________________

Tea?
_________________________________

Just half a cup, if you don't mind.

_________________________________

Come, come, my dear.
Don't you care for tea?
_________________________________

Yes, I'm very fond of tea, but...

_________________________________

You could at least
make polite conversation.

_________________________________

I've been trying to ask you...
_________________________________

I have an excellent idea.

_________________________________

Let's change the subject.

_________________________________

Why is a raven like a writing desk?
_________________________________

Riddles? Let me see, now.

_________________________________

Why is a raven like a writing desk?
_________________________________

-I beg your pardon
-Why is a raven like a writing desk?
_________________________________
-Why is a what?
-Careful.

_________________________________
-She's stark raven mad.
-It's your silly riddle. You said...
_________________________________

-Don't get excited.
-How about a nice cup of tea?
_________________________________

Have a cup of tea indeed! I'm sorry,
but I just haven't the time!
_________________________________

The time? Who's got the time?
_________________________________

No, no, no. No time, no time, no time.

_________________________________

Hello, goodbye. I'm late, I'm late.
_________________________________

-The White Rabbit.
-I'm so late, I'm so very, very late.

_________________________________

Well, no wonder you're late.
This clock is exactly two days slow.

_________________________________

-Two days slow?
-Course you're late.

_________________________________

My goodness.
We'll have to look into this.

_________________________________

Ah-ha. I see what's wrong with it.
This watch is full of wheels.
_________________________________

Oh, my poor watch.
Oh, my wheels and springs.

_________________________________

-But, but, but...
-Butter, of course.
_________________________________

It needs some butter. Butter!
_________________________________

-Butter!
-Butter?
_________________________________

Thank you. Butter. That's fine.

_________________________________

No, no, no. You'll get crumbs in it.
_________________________________

Oh, this is the very best butter.
What are you talking about?
_________________________________

-Tea?
-I never thought of tea. Of course.
_________________________________

-Not tea.
-Sugar?
_________________________________
Sugar, just two spoons.

Just two spoons.

_________________________________
-Thank you.
-Please be careful.
_________________________________

-Jam.
-Jam. I forgot all about jam.

_________________________________

-Shows you what a person'll do.
-Mustard.
_________________________________

Mustard, yes.

_________________________________

Mustard? Don't let's be silly.

_________________________________

Lemon, that's different.

_________________________________

There. That should do it.

_________________________________

(RINGING)
_________________________________

-Look at that.
-It's going mad.
_________________________________
-Oh, dear.
-It's going mad.

_________________________________

Mad watch. Mad watch. Mad watch.

_________________________________
Look.
_________________________________

There's only one way
to stop a mad watch.

_________________________________

It's two days slow, that's what it is.

_________________________________

-My watch. (SNIFFS)
-It was?

_________________________________
-And it was an unbirthday present, too.
-In that case...
_________________________________

(SINGING) A very merry unbirthday

_________________________________
To you

_________________________________
Mr. Rabbit. Oh, Mr. Rabbit.
_________________________________

Now where did he go to?
_________________________________
(SINGING) A very merry
unbirthday to us, to us

_________________________________

A very merry unbirthday to us, to us

_________________________________

Of all the silly nonsense.

_________________________________

This is the stupidest tea party
I've ever been to in all my life.
_________________________________

I've had enough nonsense.
I'm going home, straight home.

_________________________________

That rabbit. Who cares where
he's going anyway?
_________________________________

If it hadn't been for him, I...
_________________________________

Tulgey Wood?
_________________________________

Curious. I don't remember this.

_________________________________

Let me see.

_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________

No, no, please. No more nonsense.

_________________________________

Now, if I came this way,
_________________________________

I should go back this way.

_________________________________

-(QUACKS)

-Oh, I beg your pardon.

_________________________________

(QUACKS ANGRILY)
_________________________________

(CROAKS)
_________________________________

(DRUMMING)
_________________________________

(CYMBALS CRASH)
_________________________________

Goodness. When I get home,
I shall write a book about this place.

_________________________________

If I... If I ever do get home.

_________________________________

(QUACKING)
_________________________________

Oh, erm... Excuse me.
_________________________________

-Could one of you tell me...
-(SQUAWKING)
_________________________________

(GIGGLES NERVOUSLY) Never mind.

_________________________________

(DISTANT SCREECHING)
_________________________________

Oh, dear. It's getting dreadfully dark.
_________________________________

And nothing looks familiar.

_________________________________

(CRUNCHING)
_________________________________

I shall certainly be glad to get out of...
_________________________________

(CHICKS SQUEAK)
_________________________________

(HOOTS)
_________________________________

(ACCORDION PLAYS)
_________________________________

It would be so nice if something
would make sense for a change.

_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________
"Don't step on the mome raths."
_________________________________

The mome raths?
_________________________________

A path! Oh, thank goodness.

_________________________________

I just knew I'd find one sooner or later.

_________________________________

If I hurry, perhaps I might even be
home in time for tea.

_________________________________

Won't Dinah be happy to see me!
_________________________________

I just can't wait till I... (GASPS)
_________________________________

Oh, dear.

_________________________________

Now I shall never get out.

_________________________________

Well, when one's lost,
_________________________________

I... I suppose it's good advice
_________________________________

to stay where you are
until someone finds you.

_________________________________

But who'd ever think
to look for me here?
_________________________________

Good advice.
_________________________________
(SNIFFS)
_________________________________

If... If I'd listened earlier,
I wouldn't be here.

_________________________________

But... But that's just the trouble with me.

_________________________________

I give myself very good advice.

_________________________________

(SINGING) But I very seldom follow it
_________________________________

That explains the trouble
_________________________________
That I'm always in
_________________________________

"Be patient" is very good advice
_________________________________

But the waiting makes me curious
_________________________________

And I'd love the change
_________________________________

Should something strange begin
_________________________________

Well, I went along my merry way
_________________________________

And I never stopped to reason
_________________________________

I should have known
_________________________________

There'd be a price to pay someday
_________________________________
(SNIFFLES) Someday
_________________________________

I give myself very good advice
_________________________________

But I very seldom follow it
_________________________________
(SOBS)
_________________________________

Will I ever learn
_________________________________

To do the things I should?
_________________________________

Will I ever learn
_________________________________

Learn to do the things I should?

_________________________________

(CHESHIRE CAT HUMS)
_________________________________

And the mome raths outgrabe
_________________________________

Oh, Cheshire Cat, it's you.
_________________________________

Whom did you expect?
The White Rabbit, perchance?
_________________________________

No, no, no. I'm through with rabbits.

_________________________________

I wanna go home.
But I can't find my way.

_________________________________

Naturally.
That's because you have no way.

_________________________________

All ways here, you see,
are the queen's ways.
_________________________________

-But I've never met any queen.
-You haven't? You haven't?
_________________________________

Oh, but you must.
_________________________________

She'll be mad about you,
simply mad. (LAUGHS)

_________________________________

And the mome raths outgrabe
_________________________________

Please, please. How can I find her?
_________________________________

Well, some go this way.
_________________________________

Some go that way.
_________________________________

But as for me, myself, personally...
_________________________________

I prefer the short cut.

_________________________________
(DOOR CREAKS)
_________________________________

Oh.
_________________________________

(DISTANT WHISTLING)
_________________________________

(HUMMING)
_________________________________

(SINGING) Painting the roses red
We're painting the roses red
_________________________________

We dare not stop or waste a drop
So let the paint be spread
_________________________________

We're painting the roses red
We're painting the roses red
_________________________________

Painting the roses red
And many a tear we shed
_________________________________

Because we know they'll cease to grow
_________________________________

In fact, they'll soon be dead
_________________________________

(ALL SOB)
_________________________________

And yet we go ahead
painting the roses red

_________________________________

Painting the roses red
We're painting the roses red
_________________________________

Pardon me but, Mr. Three,
why must you paint them red?
_________________________________

ALL: Huh? Oh!
_________________________________

Well, the fact is, miss,
_________________________________

we planted the white roses
by mistake, and...

_________________________________

(SINGING)
The queen, she likes them red
_________________________________
If she saw white instead
_________________________________
-She'd raise a fuss
-And each of us
_________________________________

Would quickly lose his head
_________________________________

Goodness.

_________________________________

Since this is the thought we dread
We're painting the roses red

_________________________________

Oh, dear. Then let me help you.

_________________________________

(SINGING) Painting the roses red
We're painting the roses red
_________________________________

Don't tell the queen what you have
seen or say that's what we said
_________________________________
-We're painting the roses red
-Yes, painting the roses red

_________________________________
-Not pink

-Not green

_________________________________

-Not aquamarine
-We're painting the roses red

_________________________________
(FANFARE)
_________________________________

-The queen!
-The queen!

_________________________________
COMMANDER: Cards, halt!
_________________________________

Count off!
_________________________________

One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine, ten, jack.
_________________________________

(PLAYING BUGLE)
_________________________________

The Rabbit!
_________________________________
(PANTS)
_________________________________

Her Imperial Highness, Her Grace,
_________________________________

Her Excellency, Her Royal Majesty,
the Queen of Hearts.
_________________________________

(ALL CHEER)

_________________________________
-And the king.
-CARD: Hooray!
_________________________________

Hmm!
_________________________________

Who's been painting my roses red?

_________________________________

Who's been painting my roses red?
_________________________________

Who dares to paint with vulgar
paint the royal flower bed?
_________________________________

(SINGING) For painting my roses red
_________________________________

Someone will lose his head
_________________________________

No, Your Majesty, please.
It's all his fault.

_________________________________

Not me, Your Grace. The ace.

_________________________________
-You?
-No. Two.
_________________________________

-The deuce, you say?
-Not me. The trey.

_________________________________

That's enough! Off with their heads!
_________________________________

(CHEERING)
_________________________________

(SINGING)
They're going to lose their heads
_________________________________
For painting the roses red
_________________________________

Serves them right, they planted
white and roses should be red
_________________________________

They're going to lose their heads
_________________________________

Silence!
_________________________________

-Please, they were only trying...
-And who is this?
_________________________________

Well. Well now, let me see, my dear.
_________________________________

It certainly isn't a heart.
Do you suppose it's a club?
_________________________________

Why, it's a little girl.

_________________________________
-Yes. And I was hoping...
-Look up. Speak nicely.
_________________________________

And don't twiddle your fingers.
_________________________________

Turn out your toes. Curtsy.
_________________________________

Open your mouth a little wider.
_________________________________

And always say, "Yes, Your Majesty."
_________________________________

-Yes, Your Majesty.
-(QUEEN CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Now, where d'you come from
and where are you going?
_________________________________

-I'm trying to find my way home.
-Your way?
_________________________________

All ways here are my ways!
_________________________________

Yes, I know. But I was just thinking...
_________________________________

Curtsy while you're thinking.
It saves time.

_________________________________

Yes, Your Majesty.
But I was only going to ask...
_________________________________

I'll ask the questions!
_________________________________

-Do you play croquet?
-Yes, Your Majesty.

_________________________________

Then let the game begin!
_________________________________

To your places!
By order of the king! Hurry!

_________________________________
COMMANDER: Shuffle deck!
_________________________________

Cards, cut!
_________________________________

Deal cards!
_________________________________

Cards, halt!
_________________________________

(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

Silence!
_________________________________

(CHEERING)
_________________________________

Off with his head!
_________________________________

Off with his head. By order of the king.
You heard what she said.

_________________________________

-You're next.
-But...
_________________________________

-My dear.
-Yes, Your Majesty.
_________________________________

(GIGGLES)
_________________________________

(LAUGHTER)

_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
(GIGGLES)
_________________________________

Stop!
_________________________________

Of all the impossible...

_________________________________

-Do you want us both to lose our heads?
-Uh-huh.
_________________________________

Well, I don't.

_________________________________

Huh? (SQUAWKS)
_________________________________
(LAUGHTER)
_________________________________

(CHESHIRE CAT HUMS)
_________________________________

I say, how are you getting on?
_________________________________

-Not at all.
-Beg pardon?
_________________________________

-I said not at all.
-Who are you talking to?
_________________________________

-A cat, Your Majesty.
-Cat? Where?
_________________________________

There.
_________________________________

-There he is again.
-I warn you, child.
_________________________________

If I lose my temper,
you will lose your head.
_________________________________

Understand?
_________________________________

You know,
we could make her really angry.

_________________________________

-Shall we try?
-No.
_________________________________

-But it's loads of fun.
-No. Stop.
_________________________________

Oh, no!
_________________________________

Oh, my fur and whiskers.
_________________________________

Oh, dear. Save the queen.

_________________________________
QUEEN: Someone's head
will roll for this.
_________________________________

Yours!
_________________________________

Off with her...
_________________________________

But, consider, my dear.
Couldn't she have a trail first?
_________________________________

-Trial?
-Well, just a little trial?

_________________________________

Very well, then. Let the trial begin.
_________________________________
(CHEERING)
_________________________________

(FANFARE)
_________________________________

Your Majesty, members of the jury,
_________________________________

loyal subjects...
_________________________________

-(CLEARS THROAT)
-...and the king.
_________________________________

The prisoner is charged with enticing
Her Majesty the Queen of Hearts
_________________________________
into a game of croquet and willfully
and with with malice aforethought

_________________________________
teasing, tormenting
and otherwise annoying...
_________________________________

Never mind all that!
Get to the part where I lose my temper.

_________________________________

(MUMBLES) ...causing the queen
to lose her temper.

_________________________________

Now, are you ready for your sentence?
_________________________________

Sentence?
But there must be a verdict first.

_________________________________

Sentence first! Verdict afterwards.

_________________________________

-But that just isn't the way...
-All ways are...

_________________________________

Your ways, Your Majesty.

_________________________________

Yes, my child.

_________________________________
-Off with her...
-Consider, my dear.

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We've called no witnesses. Couldn't
we hear maybe one or two, huh?
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-Maybe?
-Oh, very well.
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But get on with it!
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First witness.
Herald, call the first witness.

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RABBIT: The March Hare.
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What do you know about
this unfortunate affair?
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-Nothing.
-Nothing whatever?
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-Nothing whatever!
-That's very important!
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Jury, write that down.

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Unimportant, Your Majesty means,
of course.

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Silence! Next witness.

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The Dormouse.
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-Well?
-Shh.
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(WHISPERS) What have you
to say about this?
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Twinkle, twinkle, little bat
How I wonder...
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That's the most important piece
of evidence we've heard yet.

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Write that down!
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Twinkle, twinkle...

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Twinkle, twinkle. What next?

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RABBIT: The Mad Hatter.
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(GIGGLES)
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-Off with your hat!
-Oh, my.
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Where were you when this
horrible crime was committed?
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I was home drinking tea.

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Today, you know, is my unbirthday.

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Why, my dear,
today is your unbirthday, too.

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-It is?
-It is?
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CROWD: It is?
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-(SINGING) A very merry unbirthday
-To me?

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Oh, no.

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-A very merry unbirthday
-For me
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For you
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Now blow the candle out, my dear,
and make your wish come true
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A very merry unbirthday
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To you
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-Oh, Your Majesty.
-Yes, my dear?
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-Look. There he is now.
-What? Who?
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-The Cheshire Cat.
-Cat?
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Cat! Cat! (STUTTERS) Cat!
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-There he goes.
-This is terrible. Help.
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-Stop him.
-Catch him, somebody. Help me.

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-Get me the jam.
-The jam. By order of the king.
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-The jam.
-Let me have it.

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Somebody's head
is going to roll for this!
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Ah-ha!
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The mushroom.

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Off with her...
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(CARDS SHOUT)
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Oh, pooh. I'm not afraid of you.

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Why, you're nothing but a pack of cards.

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Rule 42: all persons more than a mile
high must leave the court immediately.
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I'm not a mile high, and I'm not leaving.

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(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
Sorry. Rule 42, you know.

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And as for you, Your Majesty.

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Your Majesty indeed.
You're not a queen.

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You're just a fat, pompous,
bad-tempered old ty... Tyrant.
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(CHUCKLES)

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And er... What were you
saying, my dear?
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Well, she simply said that you're a fat,

pompous, bad-tempered old tyrant.
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Off with her head!
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You heard what Her Majesty said.

Off with her head.
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(FANFARE)
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(SINGING) Forward, backward,
inward, outward

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Here we go again
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No one ever loses
and no one can ever win

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Backward, forward, outward, inward

Bottom to the top...
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Off with her head! Off with her head!
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You can't leave a tea party
without having a cup of tea.

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But I can't stop now.
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But we insist.

You must join us in a cup of tea.

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Off with her head!
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Mr. Caterpillar. What will I do?
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Who are you?
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(COUGHS)
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There she goes. Don't let her get away.

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Off with her head!
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Oh...
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-Still locked, you know.

-But the queen. I simply must get out.
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-But you are outside.

-What?
_________________________________

See for yourself.

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Why, that's me. I'm asleep.

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Don't let her get away!
Off with her head!

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Alice, wake up! Please wake up, Alice.

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Please wake up, Alice.

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(ECHOES) Alice, Alice, Alice...
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Alice, will you kindly pay attention
and recite your lesson?
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Hmm?
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Oh! How doth the little crocodile
improve his shining tail
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-and pour the waters of...

-Alice, what are you talking about?
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-I'm sorry, but the caterpillar said...

-Caterpillar?
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Oh, for goodness' sake.

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Alice, I... Oh, well.
Come along. It's time for tea.

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CHORUS: (SINGING)
Alice in Wonderland

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Over the hill or here or there

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I wonder where

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Alice in Wonderland
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How do you get to Wonderland?
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Over the hill or underland
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Or just behind the tree?
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Alice in Wonderland
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Where is the path to Wonderland?
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Over the hill or here or there
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I wonder where

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