Disney NeverEnding Chronology (Agrabah) - Subtitles (en)

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MAN: (SINGING) Follow me to a place
where incredible feats

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Are routine every hour or so
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Where enchantment runs rampant
Yes, wild in the streets
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Open Sesame
Here we go!
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Arabian nights
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Like Arabian days
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They tease and excite
Take off and take flight
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They shock and amaze
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Arabian nights
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Like Arabian nights
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More often than not are hotter than hot
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In a lot of good ways
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(HORSE WHINNIES)
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Pack your shield, pack your sword
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You won't ever get bored
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Though get beaten or gored, you might
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Come on down, stop on by
Hop a carpet and fly
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To another Arabian night
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Arabian night
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And the Keyhole?

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The Heartless are searching for it now.
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I'm certain we'll find it soon enough.
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So that just leaves...

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(IAGO SQUAWKING)

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Jafar! I've looked everywhere
for Jasmine.
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She's disappeared like magic.

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The girl is more trouble than she's worth.

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You said you had things under control.

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Agrabah is full of holes
for rats to hide in.
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But why worry about Princess Jasmine?
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With her or without her,
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surely this world will be ours
when we find the Keyhole.

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We need all ten princesses
of heart to open the final door.
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Any fewer is useless.

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Well, if the princess is that important,
we'll find her.
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Find Jasmine and bring her
to me at once.

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Don't steep yourself
in darkness too long.
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The Heartless consume the careless.

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(LAUGHS)

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Your concern is touching,
but hardly necessary.
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(SPUTTERS AND COUGHS)
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Finally.
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Ooh, ah, oh!
This is terrific.
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I've got sand in places
I didn't even know I had.
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JAFAR: Spare me your prattling,
Iago! Are we out yet?
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"Are we out yet? Are we out yet?
Yes, we're out, no thanks to you!
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If it weren't for me,
you'd be stuck down there forever.
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JAFAR: Iago!
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You will now release me so that
I may have my revenge.
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Yeah, yeah, when I'm good and ready.
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Do as I say, you worthless pipsqueak!
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You know something?
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-You're nothing without me.
-What?
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Who comes up
with all the good ideas? Me!
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Who does all the work? Me!
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If it weren't for me,
you'd still be in a cage at the bazaar,
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squawking, "Polly want a cracker."
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(SINGING) That's it, I've had it
I hate to be dramatic
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But it's time for me to fly the coop
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Terrific! Fine!
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I'm drawing the line
before I wind up in a parrot soup
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I was a fool to let you run the show
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I'm cutting you loose, pal
Look out below!
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Arrivederci
C'est la vie
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Hope all goes well
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I'm looking out for me
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Agrabah,
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just a juicy golden goose
ready for plucking.
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And I'm the one holding the tweezers.
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I'll be running this town inside a week!
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What's your problem, liver lips?
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You don't think I can do it?
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(SINGING) Okay, I'm little
Benn playing second fiddle
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And I don't get no respect
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I turn the other cheek
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But this busted beak
is the only thanks that I get
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I never found a friend that I can trust
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They promise caviar
and leave me eating dust
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That's some reward for loyalty
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From here on in, I'm looking out for me
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I don't need nobody else
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I'll never fail, I'll cover my own tail
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I can take care of myself
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You know, it just don't pay
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To give a hoot
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I'm giving all my heart
What do I get? The boot
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I'm through with that
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I'm flapping free
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From here on in
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I'm looking out for me
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Steal from us again
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and your scrawny body will be dinner
for the jackals!
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(GROANS)
No problem.
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Ugh!
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That stinking Aladdin!
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First chance I get, I'll slice him in half.
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That stinking Abis Mal.
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First chance we get,
let's slice him in half.
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Hey! Get over here and wash up!
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It's bad enough to have to look at you
without having to smell you.
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Come, we do it now.
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No witnesses.
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Ow!
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What is this? So help me,
I'll sue whoever runs this well.
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A lamp?
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It might be worth a few shekels
once it's cleaned up.
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It will be of little use to you, Abis Mal,
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except to light your way
in the Valley of the Dead.
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Ah!
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It is bewitched!
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(EVIL LAUGHTER ECHOES)
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(WHINNIES)
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I am free!
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Free to exact vengeance upon he
who has imprisoned me.
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(GRUNTING)
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It is the curse of the lamp.
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All the power in the universe and
I am bound by the rules of the genie.
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Which means I can't kill
that upstart Aladdin.
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Unless I have someone
arrange it for me.
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Take me to Agrabah at once!
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(WHIMPERS)
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(JABBERS AND WHIMPERS)
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I suppose I am a bit too much
for his limited mind.
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I trust you'll find me
a little less overwhelming now?
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You're a genie?
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You are astonishingly peceptive.
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If you're a genie,
then don't I get wishes?
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Yes, three wishes.
That is a minor formality.
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But first, I must go to Agrabah.
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You will take the lamp there for me.
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Then, uh, you need me.
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I'll take you to Agrabah,
but first, I want my wishes.
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(YELPING)
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Why, you...
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You shall have your wishes.
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I shall? I mean, of course I shall.
(LAUGHS)
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I want riches, treasure.
Let's see... I know...
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I wish for the legendary
sunken treasure ship of Kordumair.
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Your wish is my command.
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Oh!
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Poor, sweet baby.
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Aren't we enjoying our wish?
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No!
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Perhaps you wish me to return you
to the desert?
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Yes.
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Very well.
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That was two wishes.
Take your time with the third,
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or you will wish
you had never been born.
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On the other hand,
if you cooperate with me,
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I will see that you are amply rewarded.
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-Reward?
-First,
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You will help me get revenge
on a certain street rat
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by the name of Aladdin.
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Aladdin? I want revenge on him, too!
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He robbed me,
turned my men against me,
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and he fought dirty!
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My brilliant swordsmanship
availed me not.
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I hate when I do that.
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Let's not be too hasty,
my simple-minded friend.
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It's not enough that
we simply destroy Aladdin.
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After all,
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there are things
so much worse than death.
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(LAUGHING EVILLY)
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I've never been so insulted.

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Oh, Prince Achmed.

You're not leaving so soon, are you?

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Good luck marrying her off.

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Oh! Jasmine.

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Jasmine!

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-Jasmine!

-(SNARLING)

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Confound it, Rajah.

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So, this is why

Prince Achmed stormed out.

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Oh, Father.

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Rajah was just playing with him.

Weren't you, Rajah?

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You were just playing

with that overdressed,

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self-absorbed Prince Achmed,

weren't you?

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(BOTH LAUGHING)

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(CLEARS THROAT)

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Dearest, you've got to stop rejecting

every suitor who comes to call.

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The law says

you must be married to a prince

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by your next birthday.

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The law is wrong.

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You've only got three more days.

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Father, I hate being forced into this.

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If I do marry, I want it to be for love.

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Jasmine,

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it's not only this law.

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I'm not going to be around forever,

and, well, I...

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I just want to make sure

you're taken care of.

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Provided for.

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Please try to understand.

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I've never done a thing on my own.

I've never had any real friends.

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(GRUMBLES)

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Except you, Rajah.

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I've never even been outside

the palace walls.

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But, Jasmine, you're a princess.

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Then maybe I don't want

to be a princess any more.

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Oooh! I... I...

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Allah forbid you should

have any daughters.

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Hmm?

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I don't know where she gets it from.

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Her mother wasn't nearly so picky.

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Oh! Ah, Jafar.

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My most trusted advisor.

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I am in desperate need of your wisdom.

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My life is but to serve you, my lord.

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It's this suitor business.

Jasmine refuses to choose a husband.

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-I'm at my wit's end.

-Awk! Wit's end!

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(LAUGHING) Oh!

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-Have a cracker, pretty Polly.

-(JAFAR LAUGHS)

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Your Majesty certainly

has a way with dumb animals.

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(GRUMBLES)

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Now, then,

perhaps I can divine a solution

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to this thorny problem.

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If anyone can help, it's you.

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But it would require the use

of the mystic blue diamond.

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Oh. Uh, my ring?

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But it's been in the family for years.

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It is necessary to find

the princess a suitor.

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Don't worry.

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Everything will be fine.

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Who's there? Hello?
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I'm Jasmine.
My father is the sultan of Agrabah.

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Uh... So that makes you a princess.

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But he has been deposed by Jafar,
who now controls the city.

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-Jafar?

-You haven't heard of him?
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He's the royal vizier. He's gained evil
powers and seized Agrabah.
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He's desperately looking for something,

something he calls the "Keyhole."
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Jafar caught me trying to escape,
but he helped me.

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Who helped you?

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We were hiding nearby, but he left
a while ago to take care of something...
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Oh, I hope Aladdin is all right.

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JAFAR: Aladdin? Where might
I find this street rat?

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Jasmine, allow me to find you more
suitable company, my dear princess.
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These little rats won't do, you see.

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Jasmine, run!

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Ah, the boy who holds the key.
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The carpet flew off toward the desert.
Let's follow it, Sora!
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-This night has been quite rewarding.
-(LAUGHS)
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We have never stolen so much.
We have gathered much loot tonight,
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no thanks to our leader.
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(GRUNTING)
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(VASE SMASHING)
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Well, it only looked expensive.
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Is this a haul or what,
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my surly band of desert skunks?
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(GROWLS)
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How is it you get the jeweled flower,
Abis Mal?
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Why, this is my bonus for
being your beloved leader.
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This and that and that
are my beloved-leader bonus.
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And what is our reward?
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(ALL GROWL)
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Here you go. Good work, boys.
Very successful raid.
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(ALL GASP)
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-The chest!
-It moves!
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-It cannot be.
-What is holding it up?
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Ah! Ghosts!
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(EXCLAIMS)
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-Hello.
-You stupid monkey.
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ALADDIN: Put him down, Abis Mal!
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(ALL GRUNTING)
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Who are you?
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My friends call me Al.
You can call me Aladdin.
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(GROANING)
Hurt him!
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(ALL CLAMORING)
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ALL: What?
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-THIEF 1: Where'd he go?
-There!
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THIEF 2: He has our loot!
Don't let him get away!
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-We must stop him!
-Stop him!
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-(HORSE NEIGHING)
-Ah!
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-Why, you...
-Hey.
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(ALL EXCLAIM IN FEAR)
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A flying carpet?
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He's got a flying carpet!
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Nice catch, Carpet.
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Pardon me.
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Yeah!
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Ah!
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Come back here.
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(YELLS)
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That's mine.
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Next stop, Agrabah.
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-Get that door!
-He's escaping!
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-It wants us to come along?

-All aboard.
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(GRUNTING)

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Gawrsh, not again!

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Genie, get rid of these guys!
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(YELLING) Yeah!

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Wish Number One, coming right up!
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(SINGING) Gotta keep one jump

Ahead of the bread line

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One swing ahead of the sword

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I steal only what I can't afford

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That's everything

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One jump ahead of the lawmen

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That's all, and that's no joke

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These guys don't appreciate I'm broke

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-Riffraff

-BOTH: Street rat

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GUARD: Scoundrel

MAN: Take that

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Just a little snack, guys

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Rip him open

Take it back, guys

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I can take a hint

Gotta face the facts

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You're my only friend, Abu

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Friend Like Me – Aladdin

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Master, I don't think you quite realise

what you've got here.

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So why don't you just ruminate

whilst I illuminate the possibilities.

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(SINGING)

Well, Ali Baba had them 40 thieves

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Scheherazade had a thousand tales

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But, master, you're in luck

'Cause up your sleeves

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You got a brand of magic never fails

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You got some power

In your corner now

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Some heavy ammunition in your camp

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You got some punch, pizzazz

Yahoo and how

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See, all you gotta do

Is rub that lamp and I'll say

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"Mr. Aladdin, sir

What will your pleasure be?"

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Let me take your order

Jot it down

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You ain't never had a friend like me

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Life is your restaurant

And I'm your maitre d'

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Come on, whisper what it is you want

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You ain't never had a friend like me

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Yes, sir

We pride ourselves on service

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You're the boss, the king, the shah

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Say what you wish

It's yours, true dish

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How 'bout a little more baklava?

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Have some of column A

Try all of column B

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I'm in the mood to help you, dude

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You ain't never had a friend like me

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Oh, my

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No, no

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My, my

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(SCATTING)

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Can your friends do this?

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Can your friends do that?

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Can your friends pull this

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Out their little hat?

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Can your friends go poof

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Hey, looky here

Ha-ha!

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Can your friends go

"Abracadabra, let her rip"

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And then make the sucker disappear?

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So don't you sit there

Slack-jawed, buggy-eyed

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I'm here to answer

All your midnight prayers

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You got me bona fide certified

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You got a genie

For your charge d'affaires

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I got a powerful urge to help you out

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So what's your wish?

I really wanna know

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You got a list

That's three miles long, no doubt

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All you gotta do is rub like so

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Mr. Aladdin, sir

Have a wish or two or three

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I'm on the job, you big nabob

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You ain't never had a friend

Never had a friend

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You ain't never had a friend

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Like me

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Ah-ha-ha!

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-Wah-ha-ha!

-(GREEDY LAUGH)

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You ain't never had a friend like me

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-(BUZZING)

-(WEAK APPLAUSE)

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ALADDIN: I see. Thanks, Sora.

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Aladdin, what're you doing out here?

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Same old stuff.
Hunting legendary treasure.
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Just paid a visit to the Cave of Wonders.
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I found that magic carpet,
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and this lamp.
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Legend has it that whoever
holds the lamp summon the...

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Please, kid,
leave the intros to a professional.
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The one and only Genie of the lamp!
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Rub-a-dub-dub the lamp
and have your dearest wishes granted.

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Today's winner is Aladdin!
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Congratulations!

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Any wish?

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GENIE: Patience, my fine,
feathered friend!
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Any three wishes!
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A one wish, a two wish, three wish.
Then I make like a banana and split!
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Our lucky winner made his first wish...
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and let me tell you,
what a today that wish was...
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so he has two left.
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So, master, what'll you have for
Wish Number Two?

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Hmm, how about making me
a fabulously wealthy prince?

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Oooh! Money! Royalty! Fame!
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Why didn't I think of that?
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Okay, you asked for it!
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A hundred servants and a
hundred camels loaded with gold!
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Just say the word and I'll deliver it in
30 minutes or less, or your meal's free.
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Hey, I'll even throw in a cappuccino!
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No, thanks.
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Okay.

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I think I'll put that on hold
until we reach Agrabah.

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Uh, why a prince?

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You see, there's this girl
in Agrabah named Jasmine.
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But she's a princess,
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and I'm... Aw, she could never
fall for a guy like me.

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Oh. Princess?

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Jasmine?
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Oh, that's right!
She's in trouble, Aladdin!

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What? Well, c'mon, let's get going!
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A Whole New World – Aladdin

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(SINGING) I can show you the world

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Take you wonder by wonder

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Over, sideways and under

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On a magic carpet ride

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A whole new world

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A new fantastic point of view

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No one to tell us no

Or where to go

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Or say we're only dreaming

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Ah, fresh air! The great outdoors!

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SORA: I guess you don't
get out much, huh?

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Comes with the job. Phenomenal
cosmic powers. Itty-bitty living space.
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It's always three wishes,
then back to my portable prison.
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I'm lucky to see the light of
day every century or two...

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ALADDIN: Say, Genie,
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what if I use my last wish
to free you from the lamp?
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What do you think?

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GENIE: You'd do that?

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ALADDIN: Genie, it's a promise.
After we help Jasmine.

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-A whole new world

-JASMINE: A whole new world

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-That's where we'll be

-That's where we'll be

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-A thrilling chase

-A wondrous place

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For you and me

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Huh?
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(SQUEAKING ANGRILY)
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-No. No!
-Abu!
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No!
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We're not the ones
who need this money.
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(GASPS)
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A miracle.
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Praise be!
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Don't worry, Abu.
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I'm not throwing everything.
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Yes!
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This is for Jasmine.
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Whoa!
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(GROWLS)
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Uh-oh.
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Easy, Rajah. You know me. Aladdin?
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Okay, Rajah. Okay.
I'm glad to see you, too.
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Phew!
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How do I look?
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JASMINE: I think you look fine.
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-Jasmine!
-Where were you? I missed you.
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I had to pick up a few things.
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This is for you.
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Oh, Aladdin, it's lovely.
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Lovely.
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It must've cost a fortune.
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Oh, no, it was a steal.
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Father wants you to
join us for dinner tonight.
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He's going to make
a royal announcement.
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-And he wants me there?
-It's about you.
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-Am I in trouble?
-Let's just say
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this is a dinner you don't want to miss.
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Jasmine, what's going on?
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I promised Father
I wouldn't spoil his surprise.
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You've made quite an impression,
you know.
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So, I'm not in trouble?
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JASMINE: Of course not.
You defeated Jafar, saved Agrabah,
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and rescued a princess.
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Aladdin, you are a hero.
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Yeah, I guess so.
That's me, ready for anything.
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(SNARLING)
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Abu!
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(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
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(COUGHING)
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JASMINE: Um...
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You may want to change
before dinner, though.
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(CHUCKLES)
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-It's all so magical.

-Yeah.

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It's a shame Abu had to miss this.

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Nah. He hates fireworks.

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He doesn't like flying, either.

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Uh, that is, um... Oh, no.

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You are the boy from the market.

I knew it.

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-Why did you lie to me?

-Jasmine, I'm sorry.

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-Did you think I was stupid?

-No.

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-That I wouldn't figure it out?

-No.

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I mean, I hoped you wouldn't.

No, that's not what I meant.

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Who are you? Tell me the truth.

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The truth?

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The truth. Um...

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The truth is...

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I sometimes dress as a commoner, um,

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to escape the pressures of palace life.

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But I really am a prince.

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Why didn't you just tell me?

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Well, you know,

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royalty going out into the city

in disguise,

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it sounds a little strange,

don't you think?

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Hmm.

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Not that strange.

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Good night, my handsome prince.

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Sleep well, Princess.

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(SIGHS)

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IAGO: Seems like only yesterday
Jafar was running Agrabah
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and I was his right-hand bird.
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But then he had to go
and mess things up.
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Now I'm stuck on the outside looking in.
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I've got to get back into the palace!
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Back into power.
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Well, my dear Abu,
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shall we see what
the common folk are doing today?
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(EXCLAIMING)
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(ALADDIN CHUCKLES)
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We have time for a stroll
before our audience with the sultan.
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The street rat is
living in the palace now?
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That does it! All reports are in.
Life is now officially unfair.
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Wait. Wait a second here.
This is perfect.
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That kid is my ticket back into power.
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I'll just get Aladdin on my side
with a little sympathy act.
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Then I'll be back in the palace again
quicker than you can say, "Easy street."
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-Aladdin...
-Huh?
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Finally got free of Jafar.
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Iago, what are you doing here?
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Where are you? Getting dark. Hold me.
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Ah!
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Hey, I meant gentle-like!
_________________________________
You're not fooling anyone.
_________________________________
No, wait, I'm serious.
_________________________________
I was under Jafar's power.
_________________________________
He mesmerized me with his snake staff,
just like the sultan.
_________________________________
You traitor, you!
_________________________________
-Ah!
-Uh!
_________________________________
You look familiar.
_________________________________
ALL: It's Aladdin.
_________________________________
Where? It is? I knew that.
Hurt him a lot.
_________________________________
Hurt him and his monkey
and his bird, too.
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
Treacherous parrot.
_________________________________
Look, I'm not with him. Ah!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Monkey, help! They're after me.
_________________________________
(YELLS)
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________
You won't dance out of this one.
_________________________________
That's it, now I'm mad.
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
Mess with this bird, huh?
_________________________________
Ah!
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
And I got more where that came from!
_________________________________
My eggs! Ruined!
Who will pay for them?
_________________________________
-Oh, go away.
-Guards! Guards!
_________________________________
-What is the trouble here?
-It is that thief,
_________________________________
Abis Mal.
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
After them!
_________________________________
Ha!
_________________________________
Jerks!
_________________________________
Thanks for your help. You saved me.
_________________________________
I did? Right!
Oh, yeah, of course I saved you.
_________________________________
It's my nature.
I'm always rescuing things.
_________________________________
Cats, babies, guys like you.
Always rescuing.
_________________________________
Hey, what's going on?
Is this any way to treat your rescuer?
_________________________________
You owe me, pal.
_________________________________
I saved your life.
_________________________________
Abu, wait!
_________________________________
He's right. I do owe him.
_________________________________
I'll see that the sultan gives him
a fair hearing.
_________________________________
What? The sultan?
_________________________________
Ow!
_________________________________
Don't worry, I'll talk to him.
Soften him up a little.
_________________________________
Are you kidding? He hates me.
_________________________________
-And what about the Princess?
-Hmm?
_________________________________
No problem.
_________________________________
I just have to make sure
that Jasmine doesn't see you
_________________________________
until I've gotten her prepared.
_________________________________
-Gotten me prepared for what?
-Ah!
_________________________________
Uh... I mean,
_________________________________
for the stain Abu got on
the brand-new vest you gave him.
_________________________________
I did not.
_________________________________
I don't see a stain.
_________________________________
Ah, well, no problem, then. Off to dinner.
Can't wait for that surprise.
_________________________________
Is something wrong?
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
Wrong? Oh, come on. No, no, no.
Everything's just fine.
_________________________________
You aren't hiding anything from me,
are you?
_________________________________
Any more secrets?
_________________________________
Secrets?
_________________________________
(COUGHS)
_________________________________
Of course not. Uh...
I almost lost you once that way.
_________________________________
-I'll never make that mistake again.
-(SQUAWKS)
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
Yee-haw!
_________________________________
He's big. He's blue. He's back!
_________________________________
-Genie!
-You came back!
_________________________________
Ow! Ooh! Watch the sunburn!
_________________________________
Ha! Kidding! Did you miss me?
Be honest.
_________________________________
Take care of these, my good mammal.
_________________________________
Careful, they're heavy. Hang on.
I got souvenirs for everybody.
_________________________________
Whoo, she dances.
_________________________________
You saw the whole world already?
_________________________________
(SINGING) It's a small world after all
_________________________________
But Agrabah has something that
no other place in the world has.
_________________________________
You guys!
_________________________________
(SINGING) I parachuted down
into the Taj Mahal
_________________________________
I rollerbladed all along
the great Great Wall
_________________________________
I even made the famous
Leaning Tower fall
_________________________________
But who was with me through it all?
Nobody!
_________________________________
The Moscow Circus hired me
to fly trapeze
_________________________________
On Mount Olympus
ran a race with Hercules
_________________________________
It's easy when you're chased by
killer bees
_________________________________
Who said, "Gesundheit,"
when I sneezed (SNEEZES)
_________________________________
So now I'm home
_________________________________
Home again with you
_________________________________
You chase the clouds away
_________________________________
Whenever I am blue
_________________________________
You're always blue.
_________________________________
And though the pyramids
I highly recommend
_________________________________
There is nothing in the world
quite like a friend
_________________________________
Slept like a babe in Bombay
on a bed of nails
_________________________________
Moroccans loved my daring
Dance of Seven Veils
_________________________________
Why, single-handedly
I even saved the whales
_________________________________
No one was there to hear my tales
_________________________________
(WEEPS)
_________________________________
In Acapulco, joined a mariachi band
_________________________________
I rode the raging rapids
down the Rio Grande
_________________________________
Flew in an air balloon
But when I tried to land
_________________________________
Nobody laughed or lent a hand
_________________________________
Without you
the Amazon is just a trickle
_________________________________
Without you
the Sahara's not so hot
_________________________________
Without you
Niagara Falls is just a leaky faucet
_________________________________
The QE2 is just some yacht
_________________________________
Now that I'm home
_________________________________
Home again, it's clear
_________________________________
All I ever wanted
_________________________________
Seems to be right here
_________________________________
I've traveled east and west
and now I'm back again
_________________________________
And there's nothing in the world
quite like a friend
_________________________________
There's nothing in the world
_________________________________
Nothing in the whole wide world
_________________________________
There is nothing in the world
quite like a friend
_________________________________
Nothing in the whole wide world!
_________________________________
So, Genie, how does it feel to be free?
_________________________________
Seriously? I love it!
_________________________________
(CRACKING)
_________________________________
Okay, maybe my powers aren't
what they used to be.
_________________________________
Let's say they're semi-phenomenal,
nearly cosmic.
_________________________________
But don't sell me short.
_________________________________
I may be free,
but I still have some magic in me.
_________________________________
I can still do this!
_________________________________
Hate to lose face in front of you guys.
Give me another chance.
_________________________________
Who's first? I can do this.
_________________________________
-Genie. Genie, we have to go to...
-Dinner. We're late!
_________________________________
Oh! You probably have
a romantic dinner for two planned.
_________________________________
You don't need a big blue lug
gumming up the works.
_________________________________
-But, Genie...
-Three's a crowd. You kids go on.
_________________________________
Genie, I would be honored
if you'd join us for dinner.
_________________________________
You would?
_________________________________
Come on, everyone,
_________________________________
get in here.
_________________________________
Home cooking, let's go!
_________________________________
Oh, boy! (SQUEAKS)
_________________________________
Not you, Abu.
You have a job to do, remember?
_________________________________
You have to guard Iago.
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
Giddy up, slowpoke.
What's keeping you?
_________________________________
Nothing. Well, something,
_________________________________
but I'll tell you later.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Okay, prepare yourselves
for a real culinary treat.
_________________________________
Hi-ya! Hi-ya!
_________________________________
Oh, my!
_________________________________
Whoopsie!
_________________________________
Most amusing.
_________________________________
Amusing? Right.
Excuse me while pull myself together.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Absolutely delightful.
_________________________________
Now to business.
_________________________________
Aladdin, you have proven to be
a man of strong moral character.
_________________________________
That is why I've decided to make you
_________________________________
my new royal vizier.
_________________________________
Me? Really?
_________________________________
Isn't it wonderful?
_________________________________
Wow! Royal vizier!
_________________________________
Aladdin would like to thank
the Academy for this great honor.
_________________________________
You want 'em, we got 'em,
_________________________________
royal vizier T-shirts.
_________________________________
(HORN SOUNDING)
_________________________________
All hail Aladdin, the royal vizier!
_________________________________
So, what's a royal vizier?
_________________________________
Well, he will be my most trusted advisor.
_________________________________
Well, that makes sense.
_________________________________
He's bound to be better than
that Jafar character.
_________________________________
Quite so.
_________________________________
-And Iago! Talk about a rat with wings.
-Uh, Genie?
_________________________________
Phew! That bird was mean.
_________________________________
Sultan want a cracker?
Sultan want a cracker?
_________________________________
Remember that?
_________________________________
I can still taste them, the traitor!
_________________________________
Yes, sir.
_________________________________
You don't see this guy hanging out
with any evil parrots.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) Uh...
_________________________________
It's funny you should mention Iago.
_________________________________
Oh, oh, monkey?
_________________________________
(HOOTING)
_________________________________
Come on, monkey.
Little birdie want to talk to monkey.
_________________________________
Have nice banana.
_________________________________
(HOOTING)
_________________________________
Birdie get monkey a pretty banana
if monkey open cage. Yum-yum.
_________________________________
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
_________________________________
Come on!
I've got a wife and three eggs!
_________________________________
(SOBS) Imagine them hatching,
never knowing their daddy.
_________________________________
Come on! Open the cage!
_________________________________
Open it, open it, open it!
_________________________________
Yeah, that's more like it. Ah!
_________________________________
(GROWLS)
_________________________________
Close the cage!
Close it, close it, close it!
_________________________________
(YELLS)
_________________________________
Aladdin, your monkey's
trying to kill me!
_________________________________
I saved your life!
_________________________________
It's payback time, Aladdin.
_________________________________
(YELLS)
_________________________________
Whoa! (YELLS)
_________________________________
Aladdin!
_________________________________
Rajah, you know better than to
tear around the palace like that.
_________________________________
Help! Hey!
_________________________________
So, Aladdin,
_________________________________
why did you bring up
that deceitful parrot?
_________________________________
Uh, Sultan, I have to tell you something
about Iago.
_________________________________
(SNEEZES)
_________________________________
(GULPS)
_________________________________
He's here.
_________________________________
-(GASPS) Iago! Guards!
-(ALADDIN PROTESTING)
_________________________________
-No, wait! You don't understand.
-Get that bird!
_________________________________
Yes, Your Highness.
_________________________________
It would be my pleasure.
_________________________________
No, Sultan, no!
_________________________________
-Move out of my way, boy.
-You don't understand. Just listen.
_________________________________
-I have a...
-Your Highness!
_________________________________
I trust he has a fitting explanation
for this scandal.
_________________________________
He had better.
_________________________________
Your Highness, I think Iago was... Uh...
_________________________________
Mesmerized.
_________________________________
Yeah, yeah. He was under Jafar's spell.
_________________________________
Remember the snake staff?
_________________________________
Iago was only... Uh...
_________________________________
Look, I just...
_________________________________
Iago's not all that bad.
_________________________________
At least, I don't think so, anyway.
_________________________________
Should have stuck with
the snake staff defense.
_________________________________
Not all bad?
_________________________________
He only served my greatest enemy,
that's all!
_________________________________
We can't allow that
traitorous bird to run free!
_________________________________
Then I'll watch him! Uh...
_________________________________
Your Highness, I meant,
with your permission,
_________________________________
I'd like to take full responsibility
for Iago.
_________________________________
You would?
_________________________________
Your priorities seem
questionable to me,
_________________________________
but so be it.
_________________________________
Aladdin, you will watch Iago
every moment.
_________________________________
And if the bird makes one wrong move,
_________________________________
you shall be the one I pluck, boy.
_________________________________
Uh, that could've gone worse.
_________________________________
Jasmine, I thought I was sunk.
_________________________________
Ooh, not good.
_________________________________
You were hiding Iago all along,
weren't you?
_________________________________
I think it just got worse.
_________________________________
Well, yes. But...
_________________________________
How could you?
More secret, more lies.
_________________________________
Aladdin, I thought you had changed.
_________________________________
Jasmine, wait!
Back in the marketplace, Iago, he...
_________________________________
He saved my life.
_________________________________
Some grand vizier I'm going to make.
Everybody's mad at me.
_________________________________
Hey, Jasmine's just a little steamed.
_________________________________
She'll cool down. Care for a cup?
_________________________________
This isn't cheering you up, is it?
_________________________________
Yuck!
_________________________________
I don't get it, Genie.
_________________________________
I try to do something good
and it blows up in my face.
_________________________________
(SIGHS) That's the problem with
doing the right thing.
_________________________________
Sometimes you do it by yourself.
_________________________________
That kid saved my life.
Nobody's ever looked out for me before.
_________________________________
Now it's... It's like I own him.
_________________________________
Nah!
_________________________________
Just let your conscience be your guide.
_________________________________
Conscience? Never had one. Never.
_________________________________
Phew! What are you trying to do,
give me a heart attack?
_________________________________
A-ha! You do have a heart.
_________________________________
An itty-bitty one, but it is there.
_________________________________
Can you quit with
the hocus-pocus already?
_________________________________
Look at him.
_________________________________
Would it kill you to
do something nice for him?
_________________________________
Possibly. I don't do nice.
_________________________________
Oh, come on. It'll be fun.
_________________________________
I don't do fun, either.
_________________________________
We have to get Al and the Princess
back together.
_________________________________
Look, I definitely don't do mushy stuff.
It's not me.
_________________________________
I know, but it's going to be tricky.
_________________________________
Tricky is good. Tricky I can do.
_________________________________

_________________________________

So, Jafar is after Jasmine
and this "Keyhole".

_________________________________

Keyhole, eh? I could swear I've
heard about that somewhere before...

_________________________________

Really? Where?

_________________________________

Now, where was it?
It's only been 200 years...

_________________________________

Well, anyway, we've got
to stop Jafar before it's too late.
_________________________________

_________________________________

Jasmine? Where are you?

_________________________________

(IMITATES JASMINE)

Out in the menagerie. Hurry.

_________________________________

-I'm coming.

-(PANTING)

_________________________________

(WICKED LAUGHTER)

_________________________________

-(GOOFY CHUCKLE)

-You got a problem, Pinky?

_________________________________

Jerk.

_________________________________

(GLEEFUL CACKLING)

_________________________________

Boy, Jafar's gonna be happy to see you.

_________________________________

(IMITATES JAFAR)

"Excellent work, Iago."

_________________________________

Ah, go on.

_________________________________

"No, really. On a scale

of one to 10, you are an 11."

_________________________________

Oh, Jafar, you're too kind.

_________________________________

I'm embarrassed. I'm blushing.

_________________________________
_________________________________
(WEEPING)
_________________________________
IAGO: Come on, Princess,
_________________________________
don't waste your tears on him.
_________________________________
You! You get out of here!
_________________________________
Hey! Don't take it out on me!
_________________________________
He's the creep.
I never should've saved his life.
_________________________________
Saved his life?
_________________________________
Yeah, he owned me one.
That's why he stood up for me.
_________________________________
But he didn't have to lie to me.
_________________________________
You are so right.
_________________________________
(SINGING) Forget about that guy
_________________________________
Forget about the way
you fell into his eyes
_________________________________
Forget about his charms
_________________________________
Forget about the way
he held you in his arms
_________________________________
Walking on air's obnoxious
_________________________________
The thrills, the chills
will make you nauseous
_________________________________
And you'll never get enough
_________________________________
Just forget about love
_________________________________
She's buying it.
Now make with the magic.
_________________________________
Forget about romance
_________________________________
Forget about the way
your heart begins to dance
_________________________________
Jasmine.
_________________________________
Then you feel the blush
_________________________________
When he's spouting out
some sentimental mush
_________________________________
Love really is revolting
_________________________________
It's even worse than
when you're molting
_________________________________
Enough of this fluff
_________________________________
Just forget about love
_________________________________
I had almost forgotten the way it felt
_________________________________
When he held out his hand for mine
_________________________________
My heart all aflutter
_________________________________
Oh, how I shudder
_________________________________
The first time we kissed
_________________________________
It won't be missed
_________________________________
Forget about his touch
_________________________________
-I can't forget about his touch
-In the scheme of things
_________________________________
It doesn't matter much
_________________________________
-It matters so much
-You're better on your own
_________________________________
A meal becomes a banquet
when you eat alone
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________
-Love's filled with compromises
-Love's filled with compromises
_________________________________
And don't you hate those
big surprises?
_________________________________
A cozy rendezvous
_________________________________
Oh, please!
_________________________________
-Candlelight for two
-Oh, jeez!
_________________________________
Look you're calling my bluff
_________________________________
-I can't forget about love
-Just forget about love
_________________________________
Uh, Jasmine.
_________________________________
I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have kept Iago a secret.
_________________________________
-Aladdin, you don't have to... Shh.
-Please, I've got to say...
_________________________________
(SINGING) I can't forget about my heart
_________________________________
I can't forget about my heart
_________________________________
And how it felt to fall for you
right from the start
_________________________________
I'm still falling
_________________________________
Whatever we may do
_________________________________
-Whatever we may do
-You are here for me
_________________________________
-And I'll be there for you
-I'll be there
_________________________________
-To wish, to want, to wander
-To wish, to want, to wander
_________________________________
To find the sun
through rain and thunder
_________________________________
A cozy rendezvous
_________________________________
Yes, please
_________________________________
Candlelight for two
_________________________________
IAGO: Oh, jeez!
_________________________________
Enough is enough
_________________________________
-We can't forget about love
-We can't forget about love
_________________________________
(THUDS)
_________________________________
We did it.We're in.
_________________________________
It's about time. It was getting hot.
_________________________________
How very like Iago.
_________________________________
He's lost no time endearing himself
to those in power,
_________________________________
which fits in perfectly with my plan.
_________________________________
I'm sorry, Jasmine.
_________________________________
Shh.
_________________________________
(GENIE SIGHS)
_________________________________
Love. Don't mind us.
_________________________________
Yeah, well, this is
kind of a special moment.
_________________________________
Right. Got it. Say no more.
Enough said. Roger, over and out.
_________________________________
Rolling.
_________________________________
Today's special moments
are tomorrow's memories.
_________________________________
Looking great, Jas. More emotion, Al.
Tilt your chin a bit.
_________________________________
What does he have to do to
make it clear to you lunkheads?
_________________________________
The show's over!
They want to be alone!
_________________________________
Break it up!
_________________________________
Are you sure about him?
_________________________________
Move it, primate! Shoo! Got on!
_________________________________
That takes care of the peanut gallery.
_________________________________
If you need me,
I'll be lazing about in the lap of luxury.
_________________________________
I'm sure about this.
_________________________________
Oh, yeah. Being one of the good guys
has its advantages.
_________________________________
Ah.
_________________________________
Advisor to Aladdin,
the new grand vizier.
_________________________________
And when Aladdin becomes sultan,
that will make me the grand vizier.
_________________________________
Only I'm not going to blow it
like that idiot Jafar.
_________________________________
I'll never have to stand
in his shadow again.
_________________________________
Jafar!
_________________________________
Buddy?
_________________________________
A funny thing happened.
_________________________________
You see, this guy took the lamp.
You probably thought it was me
_________________________________
because it sounded a lot like me.
_________________________________
But a lot of people sound like me.
Anyway, he took the lamp and... Oh!
_________________________________
Calm yourself, Iago.
_________________________________
I haven't come for revenge against you.
_________________________________
So, that's good to hear.
_________________________________
I got it! I could wish for
_________________________________
the famed treasure chest
of King Malakhan!
_________________________________
Oh, I am dreadfully sorry.
_________________________________
I thought that was your wish.
Are you quite all right?
_________________________________
-No, I am not quite...
-Wonderful. Good to see all's well.
_________________________________
Abis Mal here is my new friend.
_________________________________
And I couldn't help noticing that
you've made some new friends, too.
_________________________________
Like Aladdin.
_________________________________
Friend? "Friend" is such a strong word.
He's more like an acquaintance.
_________________________________
I'm arranging a little surprise
for Aladdin,
_________________________________
and your job is to lead him to the party.
_________________________________
You know,
I don't think I'm the guy for this job.
_________________________________
You know, you should talk to...
Uh...
_________________________________
The monkey. Yeah!
The monkey's really got Aladdin's ear.
_________________________________
No, Iago.
_________________________________
You!
_________________________________

_________________________________

Settings your sights
a little high, aren't you, boy?
_________________________________
Back to your hole, street rat.
_________________________________
I will not allow you
to trouble the princess any more.

_________________________________

Jasmine!

_________________________________

I'm so sorry, Aladdin.

_________________________________

Genie, help Jasmine. Please!

_________________________________

One wish left! You're making
this really easy, you know.

_________________________________

So sorry, boy. I'm afraid your
second wish has been denied.

_________________________________

-I'm sorry, Al.
-(JASMINE SCREAMS)
_________________________________
JASMINE: Aladdin!

_________________________________

And now, I bid you all farewell. Attack!
_________________________________

_________________________________

Jasmine!

_________________________________

(JAFAR LAUGHS EVILLY)

_________________________________

To the desert! Come on, let's move!
_________________________________
_________________________________
You know, Aladdin... Al...
Here's an idea.
_________________________________
I was just thinking...
_________________________________
GENIE: Aiming, focus, focus.
_________________________________
Focus, focus.
_________________________________
Focus, focus.
_________________________________
Aiming and
_________________________________
shoot.
_________________________________
(YELLS)
_________________________________
Oh, sorry, little feathered friend.
I'll get that out.
_________________________________
Friend? Ha!
_________________________________
Oh, it's stuck good.
_________________________________
Cue-ball-ectomy.
_________________________________
Nurse!
_________________________________
Abu, Iago here is our friend now.
We can trust him.
_________________________________
Now let's get that ball out of his beak.
What do you say?
_________________________________
Well, okay.
_________________________________
Brilliant, Nurse Heimlich.
_________________________________
Thanks, Bobo.
_________________________________
-It's Abu.
-Whatever.
_________________________________
That's the spirit.
_________________________________
We're all one big family now.
_________________________________
Yeah. Sure. Family.
_________________________________
Oh, brother.
_________________________________
Yeah, well, I've got to find Al.
_________________________________
Your shot.
_________________________________
Pool's a man's game,
_________________________________
so being a rug, you'll be at a...
_________________________________
Ah, pool's a dumb game, anyway.
_________________________________
ALADDIN: I can't explain it, Jasmine.
_________________________________
I think we can trust Iago.
_________________________________
Well,
_________________________________
then I guess I can give him a chance.
_________________________________
(DOOR SQUEAKS)
_________________________________
-Iago?
-Uh...
_________________________________
I was just thinking,
_________________________________
Maybe it's time you patched things up
with the sultan.
_________________________________
He might enjoy a nice,
scenic carpet ride?
_________________________________
Hmm, that's a good idea.
_________________________________
And I'll bring Genie.
He was a big hit with the sultan.
_________________________________
No! No! No! I mean,
_________________________________
Genie's... He's too flashy, he's too loud.
You'd never get a word in.
_________________________________
Good point, Iago.
_________________________________
You need some quiet time with Father.
Let him get to know you.
_________________________________
Yeah. And I...
_________________________________
-I can take you to the perfect spot.
-Great.
_________________________________
Come on, let's get Father.
Just a minute.
_________________________________
Iago, this isn't easy for me to say,
_________________________________
but I was wrong about you.
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
-Wait a second!
-Yes, Iago?
_________________________________
Uh...
_________________________________
I'll be along in a minute.
_________________________________
Excellent.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Give them a chance, Father.
-Oh, I'll try, dearest.
_________________________________
After you, Your Highness.
_________________________________
Oh! (GIGGLES)
_________________________________
-All right, Carpet, let's go.
-Whoopie!
_________________________________
Have a good time.
_________________________________
Hey, clear the way!
Make room for the picnic boys.
_________________________________
They already left, Genie.
_________________________________
-(GASPS) Without us?
-Without us?
_________________________________
-No problem. I'll catch up in a flash.
-Wait!
_________________________________
Without me, too.
_________________________________
Aladdin needs
some time alone with Father
_________________________________
to patch things up.
_________________________________
You know what this means,
monkey boy?
_________________________________
More food for us!
_________________________________
All right!
_________________________________
I'm sorry. Did you want some?
_________________________________
I'm not hungry just now.
_________________________________
You two go ahead.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SULTAN LAUGHS)
_________________________________
Come on, my boy,
show me what this thing can really do.
_________________________________
(ALL YELL)
_________________________________
That's the spot. On top of the waterfall.
_________________________________
I'm losing my feathers here!
_________________________________
You're lucky
you haven't lost more than that.
_________________________________
Whoa! (LAUGHS)
_________________________________
Oh, what fun.
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
Iago, I have to hand it to you.
_________________________________
This is a nice place.
_________________________________

_________________________________

Who disturbs my slumber?
_________________________________
Well, I'll be doggoned.

_________________________________

(STAMMERS) It is I, Sora.
_________________________________
And this is Donald and Goofy.
_________________________________

CAVE: Proceed.
_________________________________
Touch nothing but the Keyhole.

_________________________________
_________________________________
It doesn't get any better than this,
eh, shaggy?
_________________________________
How about a nice drumstick?
_________________________________
This could use
some secret herbs and spices.
_________________________________
Spiders!
_________________________________
Things could get ugly.
_________________________________
Jafar!
_________________________________
Sorry to spoil your picnic, boys.
_________________________________
But I can't have any genies
mucking about,
_________________________________
ruining my plans.
_________________________________
Don't worry, Abu. He's a genie,
and genies can't kill anyone.
_________________________________
But you'd be surprised
what you can live through.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
You always were good for a laugh.
_________________________________
Oh, yeah?
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
Who's laughing now?
_________________________________
(LAUGHING THUNDEROUSLY)
_________________________________
Why, I believe it's me.
_________________________________
(SINGING) I must admit
your parlor tricks are amusing
_________________________________
I bet you've got
a bunny under your hat
_________________________________
Now here's your chance
to get the best of me
_________________________________
Hope your hand is hot
_________________________________
Come on, clown
Let's see what you've got
_________________________________
You can try to slam me
with your hardest stuff
_________________________________
But your double whammy
isn't up to snuff
_________________________________
I'll set the record straight
You're simply out-of-date
_________________________________
You're only second-rate
_________________________________
You believe your cat's a meany
but your tiger's tame
_________________________________
You've got a lot to learn
about the genie game
_________________________________
So, for your education, I reiterate
_________________________________
You're only second-rate
_________________________________
Men cower at the power in my pinky
_________________________________
My thumb is number one on every list
_________________________________
But if you're not convinced
that I'm invincible
_________________________________
Put me to the test
_________________________________
I'd love to lay this rivalry to rest
_________________________________
Go ahead and zap me
with the big surprise
_________________________________
Slap me in a trap
Cut me down to size
_________________________________
I'll make a great escape
_________________________________
It's just a piece of cake
_________________________________
You're only second-rate
_________________________________
You know, your hocus-pocus
isn't tough enough
_________________________________
And your mumbo jumbo
doesn't measure up
_________________________________
Let me pontificate
_________________________________
Upon your sorry state
_________________________________
You're only second-rate
_________________________________
Zabacabadabra
_________________________________
Granny's gonna grab ya
_________________________________
Alakazomnibus
_________________________________
This thing's bigger than the both of us
_________________________________
So spare me your tremendous scare
_________________________________
You look horrendous
in your underwear
_________________________________
And I can hardly wait
to discombobulate
_________________________________
I'll send you back and packing
in a shipping crate
_________________________________
You'll make a better living
with a spinning plate
_________________________________
You're only second-rate
_________________________________
Hello? Hello?
_________________________________
That was invigorating.
_________________________________
Come, Abis Mal,
we have other lives to ruin.
_________________________________
Sultan, look, I'm sorry
for not telling you about Iago.
_________________________________
(HUFFS)
_________________________________
I guess I saw some good in him.
_________________________________
Just like you saw some good
in a street rat.
_________________________________
The good I saw in a...
Well, yes, I suppose.
_________________________________
Well said, my boy.
_________________________________
Oh, you'll be a fine vizier.
_________________________________
-This was a great idea, Iago. Thanks.
-Oh, don't thank me. Really.
_________________________________
(NEIGHING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
ALADDIN: Sultan!
_________________________________
Abis Mal!
_________________________________
(COUGHING)
_________________________________
You traitor!
_________________________________
"Traitor" is such a strong word.
_________________________________
SULTAN: Aladdin!
_________________________________
Help!
_________________________________
I'll settle with you later.
Come on, Carpet.
_________________________________
Look, they're trapped on the cliff.
_________________________________
When they stop, we'll... What?
_________________________________
Abis Mal knows magic?
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
What? Get them! Get the sultan!
_________________________________
Hang on, Sultan.
This is where we lose them.
_________________________________
(SULTAN YELLS)
_________________________________
Sultan! We have to go back, Carpet.
_________________________________
(SPUTTERING)
_________________________________
(ABIS MAL LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Yes!
_________________________________
Wha?
_________________________________
What are you doing?
_________________________________
Are you nuts? You saved him!
_________________________________
He was this close to being
a greasy little smear on the rocks.
_________________________________
Look, you little...
I mean, my dear Abis Mal.
_________________________________
If you remember the plan,
_________________________________
it is not yet time
for the boy to meet his end.
_________________________________
Um... I knew that.
_________________________________
Soon our revenge will be complete,
_________________________________
and you shall have your third wish.
_________________________________
Oh, boy, the little wishy.
_________________________________
And you, Iago,
_________________________________
you have done well.
_________________________________
Please, don't mention it.
_________________________________

_________________________________

My first wish, Genie!
Show me the Keyhole!
_________________________________
(LAUGHS EVILLY)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(COUGHS)
_________________________________
Sultan! Iago.
_________________________________
SULTAN: Jafar, you fiend!
_________________________________
I should've known
that this was your treachery.
_________________________________
But I couldn't have done it without Iago.
_________________________________
Ugh!
_________________________________
I played a minor role, really.
_________________________________
Jafar! This rug won't cooperate!
_________________________________
When Aladdin returns...
_________________________________
I think we have ample time
to prepare for his arrival.
_________________________________
Hey, that was a nice hat.
I could've worn that hat.
_________________________________
We need this for our plan.
_________________________________
Couldn't we use another hat
for the plan?
_________________________________
Oh, no. The sultan's turban
and this dagger
_________________________________
are exactly what we need
_________________________________
to seal Aladdin's doom.
_________________________________
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________
-Razoul, the sultan's been...
-Seize him!
_________________________________
You are under arrest
for the murder of the sultan.
_________________________________
What? No!
_________________________________
And then you went over
the waterfall, eh?
_________________________________
Pah!
_________________________________
How did you survive?
_________________________________
I don't know.
_________________________________
How very convenient.
_________________________________
It's the truth!
Why won't you believe me?
_________________________________
JASMINE: Because
we know you're lying.
_________________________________
I found this in your room.
My father's turban, slashed.
_________________________________
-You can't think...
-I thought you loved me,
_________________________________
but now I see that all you wanted to do
was rule Agrabah.
_________________________________
-I never wanted...
-He shall die at dawn
_________________________________
for the murder of my father.
_________________________________
Jasmine, please!
_________________________________
You're in my hands now, street rat!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Oh, you should've seen
the look on Aladdin's face
_________________________________
when Princess Jasmine
sentenced him to death.
_________________________________
-No!
-Oh, yes!
_________________________________
And then I get my wish.
_________________________________
Yes, and then you get your wish.
_________________________________
Iago I swear
one day you will pay for this.
_________________________________
I really think you're making
too big a deal out of this.
_________________________________
Hmm, such spirit.
_________________________________
Perhaps after a few days in chains,
_________________________________
you'll be more kindly disposed
toward me.
_________________________________
Especially if you want
your father to remain healthy.
_________________________________
Ah, Iago!
_________________________________
You betrayed me
and allied yourself with my enemies.
_________________________________
And you turned on them
as soon as it was in your best interests.
_________________________________
That's what I love about you.
_________________________________
You're so perfectly predictable.
_________________________________
A villain through and through.
_________________________________
Thank you, thank you.
_________________________________
Phew!
_________________________________
(COCK CROWS)
_________________________________
(INHALES)
_________________________________
Dawn!
_________________________________
I'll tell your boyfriend
goodbye for you, Princess.
_________________________________
Oh...
_________________________________
When I get hold of you, Jafar...
_________________________________
(CHATTERING)
_________________________________
I'm so worried.
_________________________________
Phew!
_________________________________
How could you double-cross Aladdin
after he's done for you?
_________________________________
(SQUEALING)
_________________________________
Hey! Do I insult your mother?
_________________________________
What are you doing now?
_________________________________
Oh, what does it look like I'm doing?
_________________________________
I'm trying to free the chump genie
so he can save your chump boyfriend.
_________________________________
(METAL CLANGING)
_________________________________
Oh... Oh...
_________________________________
You have to lift it higher.
_________________________________
(GASPING FOR BREATH)
_________________________________
Sure, no problem.
_________________________________
-Wait.
-Jasmine!
_________________________________
I knew you wouldn't
go through with this.
_________________________________
I just wanted to say goodbye,
_________________________________
street rat!
_________________________________
Jafar! It's...
(MUFFLED)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
-Thanks for saving me.
-Oh, come on, Al, you know I had to.
_________________________________
That no-head look is just not you.
For my next trick,
_________________________________
bibbidi-bobbidi-boo!
_________________________________
Ho-ho! And everybody's safe and sound.
_________________________________
Aladdin!
_________________________________
Aladdin!
_________________________________
Good to see you, too, Abu.
_________________________________
There's somebody else
who wants to talk to you.
_________________________________
Hello.
_________________________________
You set me up!
_________________________________
How could you show your face?
You're nothing but a...
_________________________________
Aladdin, Iago rescued us.
_________________________________
He didn't have to, but he did.
_________________________________
Rescued? Him?
_________________________________
Please not, "Did not have to, but did."
_________________________________
Now we should be fleeing for our lives,
if you don't mind.
_________________________________
No, we have to stop Jafar.
_________________________________
But how? He's so powerful.
_________________________________
His lamp.
_________________________________
You destroy Jafar's lamp,
you destroy Jafar.
_________________________________
Then that's what we'll do.
_________________________________
Reality check.
Jafar is large and in charge!
_________________________________
My, yes. There's no telling
what Jafar will do in Agrabah.
_________________________________
We have a responsibility.
_________________________________
Maybe you do, but I don't.
_________________________________
I'm only responsible for me,
myself and nobody.
_________________________________
I understand, Iago.
You've done enough.
_________________________________
And thanks.
_________________________________
Hey! I did my good deed.
I don't owe you a thing.
_________________________________
You hear me?
_________________________________
Not a thing.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING EVILLY)
_________________________________
Now that my revenge is complete,
there is one little matter left to resolve.
_________________________________
Yes, the wish!
_________________________________
Indeed.
_________________________________
You will not wish me
free of this wretched lamp!
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
My wish! You got what you wanted.
Now it's my turn.
_________________________________
But you don't need
to waste your third wish.
_________________________________
You want the sunken treasure
of Kordumair?
_________________________________
It's yours.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
ABIS MAL: Yes, yes, yes!
Yes, I love it! I love it!
_________________________________
Silver! Rocks!
Rocks of all colors and sizes.
_________________________________
So this mean I could have more stuff?
_________________________________
Ooh! I always wanted one of those.
_________________________________
Nice. More. More!
_________________________________
Oh, dear.
_________________________________
Now, if that's obscenely
excessive enough,
_________________________________
perhaps you'd care
to grant my freedom.
_________________________________
What? Oh, yeah. Right.
I wish you were free. Sure thing. Yeah.
_________________________________
I wish for Jafar to be...
_________________________________
Wait.
_________________________________
How do I know that these things
won't disappear once I set you free?
_________________________________
The more pressing question is,
_________________________________
how will you stay alive if you don't?
_________________________________
But you said genies can't kill.
You said that.
_________________________________
You'd be surprised
what you can live through.
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________

_________________________________

That boy again?

_________________________________

He's more persistent than I expected.
_________________________________
Why not explain the situation
to that boy Riku?
_________________________________
Doing so may actually prove
useful to our...

_________________________________

Wait a second. Are you Maleficent?

_________________________________

Jafar, let Jasmine go!

_________________________________

Not a chance.
_________________________________
You see, she's a princess, one of ten
_________________________________
who somehow hold the key
to opening the door.

_________________________________

-Open...

-...the door?

_________________________________

But you fools won't live
to see what lies beyond it.
_________________________________

Genie! My second wish.
_________________________________
Crush them!

_________________________________

Genie, no!

_________________________________

Sorry, Al.
_________________________________
The one with the lamp calls the shots.
I don't have a choice.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
-Hey!
-I'll take that.
_________________________________
My lamp. Give me that...
_________________________________
The street rat, still alive?
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
Ah!
_________________________________

_________________________________
-(ELECTRICAL CRACKLING)
-(JAFAR MOANING)
_________________________________
_________________________________

JAFAR: Genie! My final wish!
_________________________________
I want you to make me
an all-powerful genie!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Thanks, Genie.
_________________________________
Where's the lamp?
_________________________________
_________________________________
(LAUGHING EVILLY)
_________________________________
ALADDIN: The lamp!
Get Jafar's lamp!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(LAUGHING EVILLY)
_________________________________
The lamp!
_________________________________
Not so fast.
_________________________________
Give it up, Jafar.
_________________________________
We're obviously
too much for you to handle.
_________________________________
You! You're a fool to challenge me.
_________________________________
I am all-powerful.
_________________________________
Some all-powerful.
_________________________________
You can't even get rid
of a lowly street rat.
_________________________________
A problem I mean to rectify right now.
_________________________________
JASMINE: Aladdin!
_________________________________
(YELLS)
_________________________________
-What?
-Gotcha.
_________________________________
Go, Al!
_________________________________
Genie!
_________________________________
Faster, Carpet.
_________________________________
Carpet, no!
_________________________________
Aladdin!
_________________________________
-Whoa!
-(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Genie, wake up.
_________________________________
(ALADDIN YELLS)
_________________________________
(LAUGHING EVILLY)
_________________________________
Give it up, boy!
_________________________________
You shall never have my lamp.
_________________________________
And there is no one
to save you this time.
_________________________________
Hey, Jafar! Shut up!
_________________________________
Iago?
_________________________________
Traitor!
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
(JAFAR LAUGHS)
_________________________________
Good help is so hard to find these days.
_________________________________
Isn't it, Aladdin?
_________________________________

_________________________________

Okay, Jafar! Back to your lamp!

_________________________________

_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
My lamp!
_________________________________
(YELLS)
_________________________________
Iago!
_________________________________
(ROARS)
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)

_________________________________
_________________________________
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
_________________________________
(JASMINE GASPS)
_________________________________
_________________________________

Jasmine?
_________________________________
Jasmine!
_________________________________
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

_________________________________
(RUMBLING)
_________________________________

Whoa, we'd better get out of here!

_________________________________

Jasmine!
_________________________________

CAVE: Infidels!
ABU: Uh-oh.

_________________________________

CAVE: You have touched

the forbidden treasure!
_________________________________
Abu! Bad monkey!
_________________________________
She must've gotten kidnapped
after we defeated Jafar.

_________________________________

CAVE: Now you will never again

see the light of day!

_________________________________

_________________________________

Whoa!

_________________________________

Help! Help! Help!

_________________________________

Gotcha!

_________________________________

Carpet, let's move.

_________________________________

Abu!

_________________________________

Abu, this is no time to panic.

_________________________________

Start panicking.

_________________________________

BOTH: Whoa!

_________________________________

(ABU PANTING)

_________________________________

(THUNDER CRACKS)

_________________________________

(ROARING)

_________________________________

_________________________________

All right!

_________________________________
Iago.
_________________________________
No.
_________________________________
But I thought
a genie couldn't kill anyone.
_________________________________
(COUGHS)
_________________________________
You'd be surprised
what you can live through.
_________________________________
All right!
_________________________________
Oh, Iago!
_________________________________
He's alive!
_________________________________

_________________________________

So, Jasmine's no longer in Agrabah.
_________________________________
Sora, let's go find her.

_________________________________

Sorry. I can't take you with me.

_________________________________

(STAMMERS) Why not?

_________________________________

I sure wish we could...
_________________________________

But we can't.
If we take him to another world,
_________________________________
we would be...

_________________________________

-Muh... Mudd--

-Meddling!

_________________________________

Aladdin, we'll find Jasmine. I promise.

_________________________________

Uh, earth to Al. Hello?
You still have one wish left.
_________________________________
Look, just say the word.
Ask me to find Jasmine for you.

_________________________________

I... I wish
_________________________________
for your freedom, Genie.
_________________________________
Al!
_________________________________
(YELLING)

_________________________________

A deal's a deal, Genie.
_________________________________
Now, you can go anywhere you want.

You're your own master.
_________________________________
But if you can, it'd be great
_________________________________
if you could go along with them
and help Sora find Jasmine.

_________________________________

Hmm. Sorry, Al. I'm done taking
orders from others.
_________________________________
But...
_________________________________
A favor, now that's entirely different.
_________________________________
I guess I could give that a try.
_________________________________

After all, we're pals, right, Al?

_________________________________

Genie...

_________________________________

Just leave it to me!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)

_________________________________
_________________________________
IAGO:
And so the bird lived happily ever after,
_________________________________
wallowing in luxury
as Aladdin's palace pal.
_________________________________
Now, my dear boy.
Or should I say my new vizier?
_________________________________
Oh, say it!
_________________________________
Sultan, I'm very honored, but...
_________________________________
But? What "but"?
"But" is such a strong word.
_________________________________
Why, I ought to...
_________________________________
I can't be your vizier.
_________________________________
What?
Sultan, the boy's talking crazy talk.
_________________________________
Don't listen!
_________________________________
-What more do you want?
-The world.
_________________________________
Look, personally, I'm with you, kid,
but let's take it one step at a time.
_________________________________
ALADDIN: I mean...
_________________________________
I wanna see the world.
_________________________________
I can't just stay in the palace.
_________________________________
There's too much to do,
too much to see.
_________________________________
Hey, what about your girlfriend?
_________________________________
Do you think that this lovely princess
is just gonna wait around here?
_________________________________
I most certainly will not.
_________________________________
There, you see?
_________________________________
I'm going to see the world, too.
_________________________________
Okay, that's it.
The madness is spreading.
_________________________________
(SQUAWKS) Crazy talk.
_________________________________
Why do I keep getting hooked up
with these warped people?
_________________________________
Shouldn't somebody ask
what the brave parrot wants to do?
_________________________________
_________________________________

Here. Take this with you.

_________________________________

Sora, please find Jasmine for me.
_________________________________

_________________________________

Oh, all of you, come over here.

Big group hug.

_________________________________

Group hug.

_________________________________

Mind if I kiss the monkey?

_________________________________

Ooh, hairball.

_________________________________

Well, I can't do any more damage

around this popsicle stand.

_________________________________

I'm outta here!

_________________________________

Bye-bye, you two crazy lovebirds!

_________________________________

Hey, Rugman, ciao. I'm history.

_________________________________

No, I'm mythology.

_________________________________

I don't care what I am. I'm free!

_________________________________

(SINGING) A whole new world

_________________________________

A whole new life

_________________________________

For you and me

_________________________________

A whole new world

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

Made you look.

_________________________________

_________________________________
(HADES SIGHS)

_________________________________

That smarmy vizier could've had 'em,

_________________________________
if someone had stuck around

to give him a hand.

_________________________________

Hey, I did my part.
I brought the princess, didn't I?

_________________________________

Jafar was beyond help,
consumed by his own hatred.
_________________________________
One should beware of letting
it burn too fiercely.

_________________________________

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Lighten up.
I'm as cool as they come, okay?
_________________________________
By the way, kid, have we got
something special for you.

_________________________________

Huh?

_________________________________

MALEFICENT: We had a deal, yes?
_________________________________
You helped us,
and we grant you your wish...

_________________________________

Kairi!

_________________________________

MALEFICENT: Go to her.
Your vessel is waiting.

_________________________________

Just remember,
this is no pleasure cruise.
_________________________________
It won't be a pleasant voyage.

_________________________________

Why are you doing all this for me?
What's the catch?

_________________________________

Catch? What's the catch?
_________________________________
Silly boy. You're like a son to me.

I only want you to be happy.

_________________________________

I seriously doubt that.

_________________________________

Believe what you wish.
_________________________________
But lest we forget,
I kept my end of the bargain.

_________________________________
_________________________________
Does this mean
I don't get my third wish?
_________________________________
_________________________________