Disney PhilharMagic Fantasia of Summer & Winter subtitles part 2

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Many sad and lonely years passed by
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for King Stefan and his people.
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But as the time for the princess's

16th birthday drew near,
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the entire kingdom began to rejoice.
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For everyone knew that as long

as Maleficent's domain,
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the Forbidden Mountains,
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thundered with her wrath

and frustration,
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her evil prophecy

had not yet been fulfilled.

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(THUNDER RUMBLING)

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It's incredible!

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Sixteen years, and not a trace of her!

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She couldn't have

vanished into thin air!

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Are you sure

you searched everywhere?

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(SNORTS) Yes, yes, everywhere.

We all did.

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Yes, yes.

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(ALL BABBLING)

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And what about the town?

The forest? The mountains?

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We searched mountains, forests...

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And houses and...

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Let me see. And all the cradles.

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Cradle?

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(LAUGHS) Yep, yep.

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Every cradle.

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Cradle!

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Did you hear that, my pet?

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All these years

they've been looking for a baby.

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(HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER)

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(LAUGHING)

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(ALL LAUGHING)

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Fools!

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(SNORTS)

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Idiots! Imbeciles!

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(ALL SCREAMING)

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(GROANING)

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(SIGHS IN DISAPPOINTMENT)

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Oh, they're hopeless.

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A disgrace to the forces of evil.

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(SIGHS) My pet.

You are my last hope.

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Circle far and wide.

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Search for a maid of 16,

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with hair of sunshine gold

and lips red as the rose.

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Go, and do not fail me.
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DOMINIC: Look at that.
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"Muppets sell out in Berlin." Five stars!
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(ALL EXCLAIMING)
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Kermit the Frog is liking this news.
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Choo-choo, yeah!
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(CHUCKLES) Ooh, tunnel.
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(GRUNTS)
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Ooh!
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(MUFFLED YELLING)
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CONSTANTINE: (GROANS)

It's not there.
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You were wrong!
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Not so fast.
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Oldest trick in the book.
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-(SIZZLES)

-Mmm.
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Write it in lemon juice,
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then simply apply heat
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to reveal Colonel Blood's map.
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Mmm...
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Of course, today,

the Crown Jewels lie behind
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the most sophisticated

security system on the planet.
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And this map, along with

Blood's key and locket,
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is the only way to get close to them.
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Good work, Number Two.
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What does it say
about location of Blood's key?
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Right.
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Something, something.
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"Finest wooden teeth."
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That is not helpful.
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Wait.
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There's the name of a city here.
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Madrid.
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(MAN SHOUTING IN RUSSIAN)
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KERMIT: You've got the wrong frog!
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(PRISONERS CLAMORING)
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(MUFFLED WHIMPERING)
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Hey, hey, hey!
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Ah! Ow.
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(MUFFLED TALKING)
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(GASPING)
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It's Constantine.
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-What?

-He's back.
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What are you doing?
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I'm not Constantine. My name is Kermit.
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Constantine, always with the jokes!
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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Good old Constantine.

Always trying to pull a fast one.
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(LAUGHING)
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Old friend.
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Since you are back,
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I guess you are in charge
of prison again.
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Here, take prison crown.
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We have to readjust it again.

Sergei, you get on that.
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Take, take.
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(SIGHS)
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Oh, thank you.
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Uh... (CLEARS THROAT)
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Wait a minute.
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I've known Constantine for years.
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And he has never...
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Ever...
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Said, "Thank you."
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Because I am not Constantine.
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(WHIMPERS)
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-How dare you?

-POOGY: He's not Constantine!
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Let's throw him

in the recycling compacter!
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Yeah!
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POOGY: Throw him in the compacter!

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But I'm already green!
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POOGY: Squash that frog!
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NADYA: Put the frog down.
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Or I will deploy.
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(KERMIT YELPS)
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(WHIMPERING)
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Where am I?
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The Gulag.
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A gulag?
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Gulag. The Big House.
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Casa Grande!
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ALL: The Big House!
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-Hit it, boys.

-(ALL VOCALIZING)
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(SINGING) This is Russia's
premier state-funded hotel
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We're very proud
of our eclectic clientele
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Excellence in service since 1932
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Don't believe what you read
in the online reviews
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It's the Big House
The perfect getaway
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Welcome into the Big House
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You'll never get away
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It's no Hilton or no Hyatt
But you will have a riot
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So please enjoy your stay
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Bah-dah-dah
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Here's the dining room
The menu is minimal
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What the cook does
to the food is criminal
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Pull up a seat, frog
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Grab yourself a stool
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May I recommend
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You try our famous gruel?
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In the Big House
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You'll never be alone
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Life ain't bad in the Big House
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-No, froggy, no

-(CHUCKLING)
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Check out after 10
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Or 11 years
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Make yourself at home
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Accommodation here is far superior
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Than anything else
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You will find in Siberia
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Let me know if
there's anything you need
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Everything is free
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Money back, guaranteed
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MAXIMUM SECURITY PRISONER:

In the Big House
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You will not survive
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When you arrive in the Big House
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Run for your life
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(NADYA MIMICKING TRUMPET)
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MUPPET PRISONER: Two, three, four
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It's the Big House
The perfect getaway
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Welcome into the Big House
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You'll never get away
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For your security
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I'll keep the only key
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Now, please enjoy your stay

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(YELLS)
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Listen, I'm telling you,

you've got the wrong frog!
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If you are not Constantine,

why do you have that mole?
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It's not real. Someone glued it to my lip.
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Sure, frog.
Everyone is innocent in a Gulag.
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As far as authorities are concerned,

you are Constantine.
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Glue or no glue.
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Who is this Constantine guy anyway?
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Abandoned as tadpole by his mother,
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Constantine was adopted by owner
of Russia's largest bomb factory,
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which he subsequently blew up.
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He is world's foremost explosives expert
and number one criminal.
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Well, listen, I can assure you
I'm terrified of bombs.
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Especially on stage. (CHUCKLES)
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That was bad on two levels.
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-(SIGHS)

-Make yourself comfortable.
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You're going to be here a while.
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I wouldn't be so sure.

My friends will be here soon!
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NADYA: Now, lights out!
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(CLATTERING)
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Turn them back on! I can't see anything.
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(GROANS)
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You have to wait until
I'm, like, out of the hallway.
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It's figure of speech.
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-(WHIMPERS)

-(MAN SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
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(CAWING)
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Yaaaah!
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Get out! Get out! Get out of here!
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I love this! Bowling for buzzards.
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Hee hee hee! Gets 'em every time.
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Uh-oh.
Hey, Timon, you better come look.
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I think it's still alive.
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Eeeuw.
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All righty, what have we got here?
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(SNIFFS)
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(GRUNTS)
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Jeez, it's a lion! Run, Pumbaa, move it!
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Hey, Timon, it's just a little lion.
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Look at him. He's so cute and all alone.
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-Can we keep him?
-Pumbaa, are you nuts?
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You're talking about a lion.
Lions eat guys like us.
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-But he's so little.
-He's going to get bigger.
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Maybe he'll be on our side.
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That's the stupidest thing
I ever heard. Maybe he'll...
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Hey, I've got it.

What if he's on our side?
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You know, having a lion around
might not be such a bad idea.
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So we're keeping him?
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Of course.
Who's the brains of this outfit?
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-Uh...
-My point exactly.
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Jeez, I'm fried. Let's get out
of here and find some shade.
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-You okay, kid?
-I guess so.
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You nearly died.
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-I saved you.
-(SNORTS)
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Well, Pumbaa helped. A little.
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Thanks for your help.
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Hey, where you going?
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Nowhere.
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Gee, he looks blue.
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-I'd say brownish gold.

-No, no, no. I mean he's depressed.
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Kid, what's eating you?
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Nothing.
He's at the top of the food chain.
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The food chain!
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Ahem.
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So, where you from?
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Who cares? I can't go back.
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Ah, you're an outcast.

That's great. So are we.
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-What'd you do, kid?

-Something terrible.
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-But I don't want to talk about it.

-We don't want to hear about it.
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Come on, Timon. Anything we can do?
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Not unless you can change the past.
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You know, kid, in times like this,
my buddy Timon here says,
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"You got to put your
behind in your past."
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No, no, no.
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-I mean...
-Amateur.
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Lie down before you hurt yourself.
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It's,
"You got to put your past behind you."
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Look, kid, bad things happen, and you
can't do anything about it, right?
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-Right.
-Wrong!
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When the world turns its back on you,
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you turn your back on the world.
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Well, that's not what I was taught.
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Then maybe you need a new lesson.
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Repeat after me. Ahem.
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-Hakuna matata.
-What?
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Hakuna matata.
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It means "no worries."

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Hakuna matata.
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What a wonderful phrase.
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Hakuna matata.
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(SINGING) Ain't no passing craze

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It means no worries
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For the rest of your days

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It's our problem-free philosophy

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Hakuna matata

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Hakuna matata?
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-Yeah. It's our motto.
-What's a motto?
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Nothin'. What's-a-motto with you?
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You know, kid, these two words
will solve all your problems.
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That's right.
Take Pumbaa, for example. Why...
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(SINGING) When he was
a young warthog

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When I was a young warthog

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-Very nice.

-Thanks.

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He found his aroma
lacked a certain appeal

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He could clear the savannah
after every meal

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I'm a sensitive soul
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Though I seem thick-skinned

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(BREAKS WIND)
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And it hurt that my friends
never stood downwind

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-And, oh, the shame

-He was ashamed
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-Thought of changing my name

-Oh, what's in a name?
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And I got downhearted

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-How did you feel?

-Every time that I...

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-Hey, not in front of the kids.

-Oh, sorry.

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Hakuna matata
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What a wonderful phrase
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Hakuna matata
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Ain't no passing craze

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It means no worries
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For the rest of your days

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Yeah, sing it, kid.
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It's our problem-free

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Philosophy
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Hakuna matata

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Welcome to our humble home.
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-You live here?
-We live wherever we want.
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Yep. Home is where your rump rests.
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It's beautiful.
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(BELCHES) I'm starved.
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I'm so hungry I could eat a whole zebra.
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Ah. We're fresh out of zebra.
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-Any antelope?
-Nuh-uh.
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-Hippo?
-Nope.
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Listen, kid, if you live with us,
you have to eat like us.
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Hey, this looks like a good spot
to rustle up some grub.
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Eugh, what's that?
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A grub. What's it look like?
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Eugh! Gross.
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Mmm. Tastes like chicken.
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Slimy yet satisfying.
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These are rare delicacies. Mmm.
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Piquant, with a very pleasant crunch.
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You'll learn to love them.
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I'm telling you, kid, this is the great life,
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no rules, no responsibilities.
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Ooh, the little cream-filled kind.
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And best of all, no worries.
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Well, kid?
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Oh, well. Hakuna matata.
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Slimy, yet satisfying.
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That's it.

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Hakuna matata

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Hakuna matata

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Hakuna matata

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-Hakuna...

-It means no worries

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For the rest of your days

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It's our problem-free

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Philosophy
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Hakuna matata

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Hakuna matata

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Hakuna matata

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Hakuna matata

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Hakuna matata

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Hakuna matata

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Brrrrrr!

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Hakuna matata

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Hakuna matata

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Yeah

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Ta-ta!

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Hah ha ha!

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OLAF: Hyah!
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OLAF: Who's into trivia?
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I am. Okay.
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Did you know that water
has memory? True fact.
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It's disputed by many,
but it's true.
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Did you know men are six times
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more likely to be struck by lightning?
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Did you know gorillas burp
when they're happy?
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Did you know we blink

four million times a day?
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Did you know wombats poop squares?
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KRISTOFF: Did you know
sleeping quietly
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on long journeys prevents insanity?
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(OLAF CACKLING)
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OLAF: Yeah, that's not true.
KRISTOFF: It is.
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ANNA: It's true.
ELSA: Definitely true.
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-ANNA: No, it's the truth.
-(SVEN MOANS)
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OLAF: Well,
that was unanimous.
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But I will look it up when we get home.

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(OLAF SNORING AND MUMBLING)
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They're both asleep.
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So, what do you wanna do?
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(CHUCKLES)
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Sven, keep us steady, will ya?
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(SVEN GRUNTS)
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-Hmm...
-(VOICE CRACKS) Anna. Ahem.
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-(IN NORMAL VOICE) Anna?
-Mm-hmm?
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Remember our first trip like this...
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when I said you'd have to be crazy
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to want to marry a man you just met?

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Wait, what? Crazy?
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You didn't say I was crazy.
You think I'm crazy?
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No. I did.
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-You were...
-SVEN: Huh? (GRUNTS)
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...not crazy.
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Clearly. (CHUCKLES)
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Just naive.
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Not naive. Just, uh,
new to love. Like I was.
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And when you're new,
you're bound to get it wrong.
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So you're saying I'm wrong for you.
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What? No, no. I'm not saying
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-you're wrong, or crazy.
-(ANGELIC VOICE VOCALIZING)
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-Kristoff, stop. Please.

-Good idea.
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I hear it. I hear the voice.
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You do?
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-Olaf, wake up.
-(OLAF GRUNTS)
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-(SVEN MOANS)
-(ELSA GASPS SOFTLY)
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-Whoa.

-Wow.
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Whoa! What the...
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(GASPS, LAUGHS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(LAUGHS)
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(WHOOPS, LAUGHS)
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(OLAF GRUNTS, LAUGHS)
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ANNA: Whoa.
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Promise me,
we do this together, okay?
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I promise.
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-(SVEN GROANS)
-It's okay.
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Did you know that an enchanted forest
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is a place of transformation?
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I have no idea what that means...
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but I can't wait to see
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what it's gonna do to each one of us.
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(WHOOSHING)
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ELSA: Hey!
KRISTOFF: What is this?
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ANNA: No pushing.
KRISTOFF: Stop it.
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-Whoa, whoa, whoa!
-ELSA: It's too fast.
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What was that?
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(OLAF LAUGHING)
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ANNA: No. No, no, no.
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(BOTH GASP)
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ANNA: And we're locked in.
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Probably should have seen
that one coming.
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(OLAF LAUGHING)
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This forest is beautiful.
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OLAF: Ooh.
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(CHITTERING AND TWITTERING
IN DISTANCE)
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(MOANS)

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The dam. It still stands.
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It was in Grand Pabbie's visions.
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But why?
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I don't know, but it's still
in good shape. Thank goodness.
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What do you mean?
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Well, if that dam broke...
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it would send a tidal wave so big
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it would wash away everything
on this fjord.
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Everything?
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But Arendelle's on this fjord.
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Nothing's gonna happen
to Arendelle, Anna.

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It's gonna be fine.
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-Come here.
-(SIGHS)
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(SVEN SNORTS)
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(SNORTING)
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(GASPS SOFTLY)
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(CLESRS THROAT) You know,
under different circumstances,
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this would be a, uh,
pretty romantic place.
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Don't you think?
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Different circumstances?
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You mean,
like with someone else?
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What? No! No.
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I'm saying... (CLEARS THROAT)
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Just in case we don't make it
out of here...
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Wait, what?
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You don't think we're gonna
make it out of here?

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No. No!
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I mean, no,
we will make it out of here.
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Well, technically the odds are
kind of complicated,
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-but my point is...
-(GROANS)
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In case we die...
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-You think we're gonna die?
-No! No, no, no.
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-Where's Elsa?
-We will die at some point.
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ANNA: I swore that
I wouldn't leave her side.
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KRISTOFF: Not in any
recent time will we die.
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-ANNA: Elsa!

-But way far in the future,
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we will die.
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(GRUNTS)
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(SVEN MOANS)
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-Don't patronize me.
-(SVEN SNORTS)

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(DANTE BARKS)
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(DANTE CONTINUES BARKING)

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Dante? Dante! Dante, wait up!

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You got to stay with me, boy.

You don't know... where...

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This isn't a dream, then.

You're all really out there.

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-You thought we weren't?

-Well, I don't know.

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I thought it might've been one of those
made up things that adults tell kids.
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Like vitamins.

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Miguel, vitamins are a real thing.

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Well, now I'm thinking

maybe they could be.

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-(GASPS)

-Mija, it's not nice to stare at–

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Ay! Santa Maria!
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(WHOOSHING)

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Are those... Alebrijes! But those are–

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OSCAR: Real alebrijes. Spirit creatures.

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They guide souls on their journey.

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Watch your step.

They make caquitas everywhere.

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ANNOUNCER: Welcome back

to the Land of the Dead.

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Please have all offerings

ready for re-entry.

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Welcome back.

Anything to declare?

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Some churros. From my family.

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ARRIVALS AGENT:

How wonderful. Next.

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ANNOUNCER: If you are

experiencing travel issues,

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agents at the Department of Family...

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Reunions are available to assist you.

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DEPARTURES AGENT:

Next family, please.
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(DINGS)

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 Oh! Your photos are

on your son's ofrenda.

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Have a great visit.

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BOTH: Gracias.

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ANNOUNCER: And remember

to return before sunrise.

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Enjoy your visit.

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-Next.
-(DINGS)

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Your photo's on your dentist's
ofrenda. Enjoy your visit.

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-Gracias.
-Next?

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Yes! It is I. Frida Kahlo.

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Shall we skip the scanner?

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I'm on so many ofrendas

it'll just overwhelm your blinky thingy.
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(BUZZING)

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Well, shoot, looks like no one

put up your photo, Frida.

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Okay, when I said I was Frida,
just now, that was a lie.

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And I apologize for doing that.

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No photo on an ofrenda,

no crossing the bridge.

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I'm just gonna zip right over.

You won't even know I'm gone.

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-Hey!
-(LAUGHS)
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(WOMAN YELPS)
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(PANTING)

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Almost...there. Just a little further.
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(PANTING)
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(SIGHS)

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Upsy daisy...

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Fine. Okay. Fine, who cares?

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Dumb flower bridge!

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Aw. I don't know what I'd do

if no one put up my photo.

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-ARRIVALS AGENT: Next?

-Oh! Come, mijo. It's our turn.

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Welcome back, amigos.

Anything to declare?

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As a matter of fact, yes.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

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Hola.

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MALE ANNOUNCER:

Paging Marta Gonzales-Ramos.

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Please report to Level Seven.

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MIGUEL: Whoa!
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(ALL GASP)

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(SIGHS) I miss my nose.

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(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
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 Come on, help us out, amigo.

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We got to get to
a dozen ofrendas tonight.

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We are not visiting your ex-wife's family

for Día de Muertos!

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I demand to speak
to the person in charge!

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I'm sorry, señora,
it says here no one put up your photo.

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My family always put my photo
on the ofrenda.

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That devil box tells you nothing but lies!

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-Mamá Imelda? (GASPS)

-Oh, mi familia!

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They wouldn't let me cross the bridge.

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Tell this woman and her devil box

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that my photo is in the ofrenda.

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(STAMMERS) Well, we never

made it to the ofrenda.

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-What?

-We ran into... (STAMMERS)

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-(GASPS) Miguel?

-Mamá Imelda.

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What is going on?

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You the Rivera family?
_________________________________
(COMPUTER EXPLODES)

_________________________________

Well, you're cursed.

_________________________________

-(ALL GASP)
-What?

_________________________________

Día de los Muertos is

the night to give to the dead.

_________________________________

You stole from the dead!

_________________________________

But I wasn't stealing the guitar.

_________________________________

Guitar?

_________________________________

It was my great-great-grandfather's.

_________________________________

He would have wanted me to have it.

_________________________________

Ah, ah, ah. We do not speak

of that musician.

_________________________________

He is dead to this family.

_________________________________
MIGUEL: Uh, you're all dead.

_________________________________

(SNEEZES)

_________________________________

I am sorry. Whose alebrije is that?

_________________________________

That's just Dante.

_________________________________

He sure doesn't look like an alebrije.

_________________________________

He just looks like a plain old dog.

_________________________________

Or a sausage someone dropped
in a barbershop.

_________________________________

Whatever he is,
I am (SNEEZES) terribly allergic.

_________________________________

But Dante doesn't have any hair.

_________________________________

And I don't have a nose,

and yet, here we are.

_________________________________

(SNEEZES)

_________________________________

But none of this explains

why I couldn't cross over.

_________________________________

Oh! (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

You took my photo off the ofrenda?

_________________________________

-It was an accident.

-How do we send him back?

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Well,
since it's a family matter...

_________________________________

the way to undo a family curse
_________________________________
-is to get your family's blessing.

-That's it?

_________________________________

Get your family's blessing

_________________________________

and everything should go
back to normal.

_________________________________

But you got to do it by sunrise.

_________________________________

(STAMMERS)
What happens at sunrise?

_________________________________

Híjole! Your hand!

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________

Whoa, Miguel,

can't have you fainting on us.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) But not to worry.

Your family's here.

_________________________________

You can get your blessing right now.

_________________________________

Cempasúchil, cempasúchil.

Aha! Perdón, señora.

_________________________________

Oh. (GIGGLES)

_________________________________

Now, you look at the living

and say his name.

_________________________________

Miguel.

_________________________________

Nailed it. Now say,

"I give you my blessing."

_________________________________

I give you my blessing.

_________________________________

I give you my blessing to go home...

_________________________________

to put my photo back on the ofrenda,

_________________________________

and to never play music again.

_________________________________

What? She can't do that!

_________________________________

Well, technically, she can add

any condition she wants.

_________________________________

(SIGHS) Fine.

_________________________________
CLERK: Then you hand

the petal to Miguel.

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________
(LAUGHS IN RELIEF)

_________________________________

 No skeletons!
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Mariachi Plaza, here I come.

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Two seconds and you already
break your promise.

_________________________________

This isn't fair. It's my life.

You already had yours.

_________________________________

Papá Julio, I ask for your blessing.

_________________________________

-(WHIMPERS)
-Tía Rosita? Oscar?

_________________________________

-(ALL WHIMPERING)
-Felipe? Tía Victoria?

_________________________________

Don't make this hard, mijo.

You go home my way or no way.

_________________________________

You really hate music that much?

_________________________________

I will not let you go down

the same path he did.

_________________________________

The same path he did. He's family.

_________________________________

Listen to your Mamá Imelda.

_________________________________

She's just looking out for you.

_________________________________

Be reasonable.

_________________________________

Con permiso,

I need to visit the restroom.

_________________________________

Be right back.

_________________________________

Uh, should we tell him

there are no restrooms
_________________________________

in the Land of the Dead?
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)

_________________________________

Vámonos.

_________________________________

PATROLWOMAN: We got a family

looking for a living boy.

_________________________________

If I want to be a musician,

I need a musician's blessing.

_________________________________

We got to find my great-great-grandpa.

_________________________________

-Hold it, muchaco.

-(GASPS)

_________________________________
(SHOUTS)
_________________________________

I found that living boy!

_________________________________

Oh, whoa, excuse me. Excuse me, folks.

_________________________________

Excuse me.

_________________________________
Oh.

_________________________________

No, no. Dante!

_________________________________

Disturbing the peace. Fleeing an officer.

_________________________________

Falsifying a unibrow.

_________________________________

-That's illegal?

-Very illegal.

_________________________________

You need to clean up your act, amigo.

_________________________________

Amigo? Oh, that's so nice

to hear you say that
_________________________________
because I have just had a...
_________________________________
really hard Día de Muertos

and I could really use
_________________________________

-an amigo right now.
-(SIGHS)

_________________________________

And amigos, they help their amigos.

_________________________________

You get me across that bridge tonight,

and I'll make it worth your while.

_________________________________

Oh! You like de la Cruz?

He and I go way back.

_________________________________

I can get you front row seats

to his Sunrise Spectacular show.

_________________________________

I'll get you backstage.

You can meet him.

_________________________________

You just got to let me cross that bridge!

_________________________________

I should lock you up

for the rest of the holiday.

_________________________________

But my shift's almost up
and I want to visit my living family.

_________________________________

So I'm letting you off with a warning.

_________________________________

Can I at least get my costume back?

_________________________________

Uh... No.

_________________________________

(GROANS) Some amigo.

_________________________________

Hey! Hey! You really know de la Cruz?

_________________________________

Who wants to– Ahh! Ay! You're alive!

_________________________________

Shh! Yeah, I'm alive.

_________________________________

And if I want to get back to

the Land of the Living...

_________________________________

I need de la Cruz's blessing.

_________________________________

That's weirdly specific.

_________________________________

He's my great-great-grandfather.

_________________________________

(STAMMERING) He's your Gr– What?

_________________________________

Ugh.

_________________________________

Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait. (GASPS)

_________________________________

Wait. No, wait, wait, wait.
_________________________________
Wait! Yes! You're going back

to the Land of the Living!

_________________________________

You know what?
Maybe this isn't such a good–

_________________________________

No, no, niño! Niño, niño,
I can help you. You can help me.
_________________________________

We can help each other.

_________________________________

But most importantly, you can help me.

_________________________________

-Miguel!

-I'm Héctor.
_________________________________

-That's nice.
-(YELPS)

_________________________________

Espérame, chamaco!

_________________________________

(ALL GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Ay, he is going to get himself killed!

_________________________________

I need my spirit guide...

Pepita. (WHISTLES)

_________________________________
(SCREECHING)
_________________________________

Who has that petal Miguel touched?

_________________________________

-(GROWLING)
-Here. Nice alebrije.

_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(SNIFFING)
_________________________________
(SNARLING)
_________________________________

_________________________________

(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)
_________________________________

DOMINIC: Okay.
_________________________________

It seems that Blood's key

is hidden in a marble bust
_________________________________

of his accomplice,

Godfrey the Unknown,
_________________________________

which is kept in the Statue Room

at the Prado Museum.
_________________________________

CONSTANTINE: Perfect.
_________________________________

We break in, steal the bust,

destroy it and grab key.
_________________________________

Yeah, it's not that simple.

You see, no one knows
_________________________________

what Godfrey the Unknown looked like.
_________________________________

(LAUGHS) Of course not.
_________________________________

He was second in command,

so no one cared.
_________________________________

And there's 250 statues in that room.
_________________________________

That may be problem.

Let me think, Number Two.
_________________________________

(BREATHES DEEPLY) Hmm...
_________________________________

Excusez-moi, Kermie.

Do you have a moment?
_________________________________

Kermit.
_________________________________

I just wanted to say

that I accept your apology
_________________________________

and I'm ready to put
our little disagreement
_________________________________

or whatever it was, behind us.
_________________________________

And, perhaps, I was a little
too eager about our wedding...
_________________________________

Pig, I have question.
_________________________________

Am I wearing sign

that says "Bother Me"?
_________________________________

-(GASPING)

-(BARKING)
_________________________________

-(MISS PIGGY SOBBING)

-What was that? What was that?
_________________________________

Uh... I was in the middle of
evilly plotting.

_________________________________

I do not like to be interrupted

while evilly plotting.
_________________________________

If we're to get away with this,

you've got to keep up appearances.
_________________________________

I am keeping up appearances.
_________________________________

If you want the Crown Jewels,

stick to the plan.
_________________________________

Do whatever the pig wants. Keep her
happy. Whatever she asks of you.
_________________________________

Stupid frog!
_________________________________

Stupid train!
_________________________________

Mmm-hmm.
_________________________________

I don't want to talk to you, Kermit.
_________________________________

I said, I want you out!
_________________________________

I don't think you know what you want.
_________________________________

-Yeah, I do. I just told you, I...

-Shh.
_________________________________

You're my lady
_________________________________

and I'm your man, baby.
_________________________________

And that's why, if you stick with me,
_________________________________

I can give you what you want. Hmm?
_________________________________

(SINGING) Baby, stop right there
_________________________________

Let me clear the air
_________________________________

Baby, look into these eyes
Let me apologize
_________________________________

I know what you're thinking of
_________________________________

You're thinking, "Where's the love?"
_________________________________

Babe, the love ain't gone
It's here where it belongs
_________________________________

I know what you're waiting for
_________________________________

Well, you don't need to wait no more
_________________________________

I can give you anything you want
_________________________________

Give you anything you need
_________________________________

I'll make your dreams come true
_________________________________

Give you anything you want
_________________________________

Fulfill your fantasies
_________________________________

I'll make your dreams come true
_________________________________

You want a unicorn
I'll give it to you
_________________________________

You want a puppy dog
I'll give it to you
_________________________________

You want an ice cream cone
I'll give it to you
_________________________________

You want a mortgage loan
I'll give it to you
_________________________________

You want a satin pillow
I'll give it to you
_________________________________

You want an armadillo
I'll give it to you
_________________________________

You want a diamond ring
I'll give it to you
_________________________________

You want a thingy-thing
I'll give it to you
_________________________________

I know what you're waiting for
_________________________________

Well, you don't need to wait no more
_________________________________
I can give you anything you want
_________________________________
Give you anything you need
_________________________________
I'll make your dreams come true
_________________________________
Give you anything you want
Fulfill your fantasies
_________________________________
I'll make your dreams come true
_________________________________
You want a taste of fame
I'll give it to you
_________________________________
You want a little cupcake
I'll give it to you
_________________________________
You want a cockatoo
I'll give it to you
_________________________________
You want a kangaroo
I'll give it to you
_________________________________
You want American car
I'll give it to you
_________________________________
You want a Hollywood star
I'll give it to you
_________________________________
You wanna go to the moon...
_________________________________
I'll see what I can do
_________________________________
I know what you're waiting for
_________________________________
Well, you don't need to wait no more
_________________________________

I can give you anything you want
_________________________________

Give you anything you need
_________________________________

I'll make your dreams come true
_________________________________

Give you anything you want

Fulfill your fantasies
_________________________________

I'll make your dreams come true
_________________________________

Ooh-ooh! Whoa

_________________________________
-I'm singing

-Cockatoo

_________________________________
-Yeah

-Kangaroo

_________________________________
Ooh

_________________________________
In Malibu

_________________________________
I'll give it to you

_________________________________
I'll make your dreams come true

_________________________________
-Cockatoo

-Cockatoo

_________________________________
-Kangaroo

-Kangaroo

_________________________________
In Malibu

_________________________________
I'll make your dreams come true

_________________________________
Oh, Kermie.
_________________________________

You are what I've always wanted.
_________________________________

-Uh, excuse us.

-Hmm?
_________________________________

But we are all wondering,

what's the set list for tomorrow, chief?
_________________________________

I don't care. Do whatever you want.
_________________________________
PIGGY: What?

_________________________________

FLOYD: Is he serious?
_________________________________

Uh, Kermit, could I do

indoor running of the bulls?
_________________________________

Sure, Zongo. Who cares?
_________________________________

Wow! Thank you, Kermit!
_________________________________

Kermie, if he can do his thing,

why can't I sing my five songs?
_________________________________

Well...
_________________________________

You can. Who cares?
_________________________________

We don't have time for all this stuff.
_________________________________

We're up to a three-hour show, Kermit.
_________________________________

You are forgetting one thing,

small man with glasses.
_________________________________

I can give you what you want.
_________________________________

All right!
_________________________________

Okay. Indoor running the bulls.
_________________________________

Won't the show be terrible? Uh... Guys?
_________________________________

(SIGHS) I'm so confused.
_________________________________

_________________________________
DONALD: (SCREAMS) Presents!
Oh boy, let me at 'em!
_________________________________
DONALD: Say, what's this?
_________________________________
(FLUTE TRILLING)
_________________________________

Ah, Pato Donald, Como vai voce!
_________________________________
Como vai essa forca?
Por onde tem andado?
_________________________________
Há quanto temp que nao o
vejo! ?Que há de novo?
_________________________________

Or, as you Americans say,
"What's cooking?"

_________________________________

Joe Carioca! Well, I'll be doggoned!
_________________________________

Imagine meeting me here? Donald...
_________________________________
-have you ever been to Baía, no?

-No, I haven't.
_________________________________

Ah, Baía.
_________________________________

Land of romance, moonlight,
music, beautiful girls.
_________________________________
(SINGS) Ba-da, bup, bup, bup!
_________________________________
Toot-toot-toot
_________________________________
Ba-da, bup, bup, bup, bup
_________________________________
Ba-da, bup, bup, bup.
Ba-da, bup, bup, bup.
_________________________________
Toot-toot-toot
_________________________________
Ba-da, bup, bup, bup.
_________________________________
Uau! Esse aracuan parece
que nunca para quieto.
_________________________________

Oh, forgive the interruption, Donald.

This crazy bird is the Aracuan.
_________________________________

He's meio maluco, a very stupid fellow.

_________________________________

But tell me, Donald,
have you ever been to Baía?

_________________________________
-DONALD: No, I haven't.
-No? Oh, I am so sorry for you.
_________________________________

Ah, Baía.
_________________________________

It is like a song in my heart.
_________________________________

A song with love
and beautiful memories.

_________________________________
Que saudades que eu tenho.
_________________________________
JOE: Ah, Baía.
_________________________________

I close my eyes and I can see it now.

_________________________________
I can see the beautiful twilight in the sky.

_________________________________
I can feel the breeze from the bay.
_________________________________

And I can hear the music...
_________________________________

the music of Baía.

_________________________________
(MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
JOE: (SINGS) Oh,
_________________________________
Baía-ia-ia
_________________________________
When twilight is deep in the sky
Baía-ia-ia
_________________________________

Someone that I long to see
_________________________________

Keeps haunting my reverie
_________________________________

And so the loneliness

Deep in my heart
_________________________________

Calls to you

Calls to you
_________________________________
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
_________________________________

I live in the memory of

Many dreams ago
_________________________________

When the stars were bright

And you were mine alone
_________________________________

My love for you cannot die
_________________________________

Though the oceans run dry
_________________________________

Or heaven falls from the sky
_________________________________

Now you're gone
_________________________________
Baía
_________________________________

Can't you hear my lonely call
_________________________________

Morena
_________________________________

Make my life complete again
_________________________________

How I pray for the day
_________________________________

When I'll see your smile
_________________________________

And my heart will beat again
_________________________________
Oh, Baía-ía-ía
_________________________________

When twilight is deep in the sky
_________________________________
Baía-ia-ia
_________________________________

Someone that I long to see
_________________________________

Keeps haunting my reverie
_________________________________

And so the loneliness

Deep in my heart
_________________________________
-Calls to you
-Calls to you

_________________________________
JOE: Ah, Baía.
_________________________________

Beautiful Baía.
_________________________________
(SIGHING)
_________________________________

Oh, forgive me, but have you been
to Baía, Donald?

_________________________________
-No.
-JOE: No? Well, let's go!
_________________________________

(SINGING)
If you go to Baía, my friend,
_________________________________

You'll never return.
_________________________________
E muita sorte teve, E muita sorte tem,
E muita sorte terá
_________________________________

Have you been to Baía, Donald?

_________________________________
-Uh-uh.

-Well, let's go!

_________________________________
- They have vatapa.

- What's that?

_________________________________
-They have maruru.
-DONALD: Is that so?
_________________________________
-They have munguza.
-DONALD: Munguza?
_________________________________

-Do you like to samba?

-Oh, sure.
_________________________________
Nas sacadas dos sobrados
_________________________________
Da velha sao salvador
_________________________________
A lembranca das donzelas
do tempo do imperador
_________________________________
Tudo, tudo na Baía
faz a gente querer bem
_________________________________
A Baía tem um jeito
que nenhuma terra tem
_________________________________

Do, do, do, do, do, do
Have you been to Baía, Donald?
_________________________________

-No!
-Well, let's go!

_________________________________
When you go to Baía, my friend

You'll never return
_________________________________
E muita sorte teve, E muita sorte tem
E muita sorte terá
_________________________________

Have you been to Baía?
_________________________________
-?Quem, eu?
-?Quem, eu?
_________________________________
-Uh-uh.
-Uh-uh.
_________________________________
Uh-uh.
_________________________________

-No.

-No?
_________________________________
Well, let's go!
_________________________________
(TOOTING)

_________________________________
JOE: Hurry, Donald, hurry!
_________________________________

Well, well. Here we are in Baía,
_________________________________

-the land of romance.

-Baía?
_________________________________
-Where is Baía?

-We are in Baía.
_________________________________

Look.
_________________________________

Well, I'll be doggoned.
_________________________________
(WOMAN SINGING
IN PORTUGUESE)
_________________________________

-Who's that?

-Donald, that's Yayá!
_________________________________

-Who's Yayá?

-Ah, a Baíana.
_________________________________
(SPEAKING IN PORTUGUESE)
_________________________________
(DRUMS ROLL)
_________________________________

Donald, quindins de Yayá.
_________________________________

She sells cookies. Cookies, my friend.

_________________________________
Uh-oh.
_________________________________
(SINGS) Trago os quindins de Yayá
_________________________________
Quem quer meus quindins comprar...
_________________________________

Donald!
_________________________________
Quem quer meus
Quindins comprar
_________________________________
Muito Obrigado!
_________________________________
Trago os quindins de Yayá
_________________________________
Quem quer meus quindins comprar

_________________________________
-Hello.

-Como vai.

_________________________________
-Trago os quindins de Yayá
-Hi, toots!

_________________________________
Quem quer meus quindins comprar

_________________________________
(DONALD MUMBLES)
_________________________________
Aqui está quentinho minha
Gente e os quindins de Yayá.
_________________________________
-Os quindins de Yayá
-Cume, cume, cume
_________________________________
-Os quindins de Yayá
-Cume
_________________________________
Cume que faz chorar
_________________________________
-Os sonho de Yayá
-Cume, cume, cume
_________________________________
-Os sonho de Yayá
-Cume, cume, cume
_________________________________
-Os sonho de Yayá
-Cume
_________________________________
Cume que faz pena-a-a
_________________________________
-O jeitao de Yayá
-Medá, medá, medá
_________________________________
-Uma do
-Medá, medá, medá
_________________________________
-Que eu nao sei
-Se e, se e, se e
_________________________________
Se e ou nao amor
_________________________________
So sei que Yayá tem umas coisa
Que outras Yayá, nao tem
_________________________________
Os quindins de Yayá
_________________________________
-Ah!
-Os quindins de Yayá
_________________________________
-Ah, ah!
-Os quindins de Yayá
_________________________________
-Hmm!
-Os quindins de Yayá
_________________________________

Who is that guy?
_________________________________

-Oh. He's a malandro, Donald.
-Tem tanta coisa de valor
_________________________________
Nest mundo de nosso senhor
_________________________________
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
_________________________________
-Os quindins de Yayá
-Cume, cume, cume
_________________________________
-Os quindins de Yayá
-Cume, cume, cume
_________________________________
Os quindins de Yayá
Cume que faz, chorar
_________________________________

Oh, boy!
_________________________________
-Os sonho de Yayá
-MEN: Cume, cume, cume
_________________________________
-Os sonho de Yayá
-Cume, cume, cume
_________________________________
-Os sonho de Yayá
-Cume
_________________________________
Cume que faz pena-a-a
_________________________________
-O jeitao de Yayá
-Medá, medá, medá
_________________________________
-Uma dó
-Medá, medá, medá
_________________________________
-Que nao sei
-Se e, se e, se e...
_________________________________

(LAUGHS) This Donald!
_________________________________

Did you ever see such a fast work?
_________________________________
Os quindins de Yayá ahh
Os quindins de Yayá ah, ahh
_________________________________
-Os quindins de Yayá

-Ahh! Os quindins de Yayá
_________________________________
PEDDLER: (SINGS) Oh, oh, oh
_________________________________
Olha a laranja fresca
_________________________________
Olha a boa tangerina
_________________________________
(MUMBLES)
_________________________________
No, no, Donald!
_________________________________

Take it easy.
_________________________________

Look!
_________________________________
Tambem, e tu irás comigo a Igreja
_________________________________
Baianinha meu bem
_________________________________
-Os quindins de Yayá
-Os quindins de Yayá
_________________________________
MEN: Yayá, Yayá
_________________________________
BOTH: Os quindins de Yayá
_________________________________
MEN: Yayá, Yayá
_________________________________
BOTH: Os quindins
MEN: De Yayá, Yayá
_________________________________
Cume que faz Yayá
_________________________________
Chorar cume que faz chorar
Os sonho de Yayá
_________________________________
Oh, oh, oh
Os sonho de Yayá
_________________________________
Oh, oh, oh
Os sonho de Yayá
_________________________________
Cume que faz penar
_________________________________
Ou jeitao de Yayá
_________________________________
Medá, medá, medá, medá
Me da uma grande dor
_________________________________
Medá, medá, medá, medá
_________________________________
Que eu mesmo nao sei,
Se e, se e, se e
_________________________________
Se e ou nao amor
_________________________________
So sei que Yayá
_________________________________
Tem umas coisa
Que as outras Yayá
_________________________________
P'ra mim? Meu bem!
_________________________________
-(SMOOCHES)
-(DONALD STUTTERS)
_________________________________
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
_________________________________
(SINGING) Yayá, Yayá
_________________________________
Yayá, Yayá
_________________________________

Oh, boy, oh, boy!
_________________________________
Oh, oh, oh, oh
_________________________________
Oh, oh, oh, oh
_________________________________

Come on, boys!
_________________________________
Os quindins de Yayá

_________________________________
Os quindins de Yayá

_________________________________
De Yayá

_________________________________

_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

Ah!
_________________________________

Where are you guys?
_________________________________

Looks like I'm gonna have to
break out of here myself.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________
Okay, Kermit,
five minutes till showtime.
_________________________________
-(BREATHING DEEPLY)
-Uh...
_________________________________
Kermit? Chief?
_________________________________
-(GRUNTS)
-Whoa!
_________________________________
(SCOOTER GROANS)
_________________________________
Sorry.
_________________________________
Oh, uh, no problem, chief.
Are you coming?
_________________________________
No. I refuse to perform.
Do show without me.
_________________________________
Sorry, one second.
_________________________________
-Can I just have a quick word?
-CONSTANTINE: No.
_________________________________
DOMINIC: It's just, uh...
CONSTANTINE: What?
_________________________________
DOMINIC: Okay, you have to go,
Number One.
_________________________________
CONSTANTINE: No,
you can not make me go.
_________________________________
You're the one who must go,
Number Two.
_________________________________
DOMINIC: I can't go. I don't need to go.
_________________________________
You're the one who needs to go,
Number One.
_________________________________
CONSTANTINE: I have idea.
DOMINIC: What?
_________________________________
CONSTANTINE: We will
both go together.
_________________________________
DOMINIC: That would look weird.
_________________________________
I'm begging you, go. Go, Number One.
_________________________________
CONSTANTINE: I cannot.
Not after what happened last time.
_________________________________
DOMINIC: Look at this. This might help.
_________________________________

It's The Muppet Show,
_________________________________

with our very special
guest star, Lynn Redgrave.

_________________________________
Yay!

_________________________________
(IMITATING) Yes!
_________________________________

Oh. Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog, here.

_________________________________
Hi-lo.
_________________________________

Kermit the Frog here.
_________________________________

(SINGING) The lovers,
the dreamers and me

_________________________________
The lovers, the dreamers and cheese

_________________________________
Nailed it.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

It's El Muppet Show,

_________________________________
with our very special guest,

Salma Hayek.
_________________________________

Hey!
_________________________________

(PLAYING SPANISH GUITAR RIFF)
_________________________________

(SINGING THEME IN SPANISH)
_________________________________

-Would you look at that?

-No.
_________________________________

Good idea.
_________________________________

(SINGING IN SPANISH)
_________________________________

(CHEERING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Yes! Hello and welcome

to El Muppet Show.
_________________________________

Please welcome our opening act,

the Great Gonzo
_________________________________

and the indoor running of the bulls!
_________________________________

(AUDIENCE APPLAUDS)
_________________________________
Yes, yes. I am Kermit. Mm-hmm. Yes.
_________________________________
Okay, chief. Wrap it up.
_________________________________
One minute, please.
Let me drink it in. Ah...
_________________________________

Gonzo? Gonzo, I don't want to do this.
_________________________________

What? This is gonna be great.
_________________________________

Are you sure about this?
_________________________________

Nope. Come on. Let's go.
_________________________________

-Where have you been?

-On stage.
_________________________________

-Why did the...

-(BULLS BELLOWING)
_________________________________

(GONZO SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________

The bulls are out of control!

Who could have foreseen this?
_________________________________

Me. I did.
_________________________________

Here they come again!
_________________________________

Okay. Sorry about that, folks,
_________________________________

but now put your hands together

for Miss Piggy. Olé!

_________________________________
(VOCALIZING)
_________________________________

(SINGING IN SPANISH)
_________________________________

(SINGING) Don't you worry
about my boyfriend

_________________________________
The boy whose name is Kermitino

_________________________________
(BOTH GROANING)
_________________________________

I don't believe it.
_________________________________

They've managed the impossible.

What an achievement!
_________________________________

Bravo! Bravo!
_________________________________

What? You mean you actually

like this show now?
_________________________________

No! They've made the show even worse!
_________________________________

(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________

-Bravo! Bravo!

-Amazing!
_________________________________

-(STATUES SMASHING)

-DOMINIC: Where is it?
_________________________________

CONSTANTINE:

It's got to be here somewhere.
_________________________________

Keep smashing, Number Two.
_________________________________

DOMINIC: What do you think I'm doing?

I'm smashing.
_________________________________

CONSTANTINE: Where is that key?
_________________________________

DOMINIC: The last one.

It better be in here.
_________________________________

He looks a little bit like you,

Number Two.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

DOMINIC: Colonel Blood's key.
_________________________________

CONSTANTINE: Nice of him to label it.
_________________________________

-So, where is the locket?

-There's more.
_________________________________

(DOMINIC READING)
_________________________________

Of course.
That's where Blood's locket is.
_________________________________

In the vaults of the Irish National Bank.
_________________________________

Then I know where Muppet tour

must stop next. Dublin.
_________________________________

(PLAYING ROCK MUSIC)
_________________________________
Yeah!
_________________________________

Drum solo!
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________

(SONG ENDS)
_________________________________

Huh!
_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
I knew audiences dug jam sessions.
_________________________________

A standing ovation?
_________________________________

CONSTANTINE: I am Kermit.
_________________________________

I hope you enjoyed my show.
_________________________________

I love you, Madrid!
_________________________________

Wow, what an audience!

Great show, Kermit!
_________________________________

They loved me, Kermie! They loved me!
_________________________________

WALTER: Guys?
_________________________________

I'm not sure that was such a great show.
_________________________________

Like, what are you talking about?
_________________________________

That jam was, like, totally epic.
_________________________________

Exactly.
_________________________________

And I'm glad to say
the Spanish reviewers
_________________________________

disagree with you as well, Walter.
_________________________________

They loved us.
_________________________________

Five out of five jamón serranos.
_________________________________

Those reviews really came out fast.
_________________________________

And Citizen Kane only got

four jamón serranos.
_________________________________

DOMINIC: And more good news.
_________________________________

Pack up, everyone.

I've booked our next gig. In Dublin.
_________________________________

Oh, great! Now we all

have time to rehearse.
_________________________________

Rehearse? Let's celebrate.
_________________________________

Yeah!
_________________________________

CONSTANTINE: Yes!

You deserve it, comrades!
_________________________________

Go do whatever you want.
_________________________________

_________________________________
ALL: (SINGING) We dig, dig, dig
dig, dig, dig, dig
_________________________________
In our mine the whole day through
_________________________________
To dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig
is what we like to do
_________________________________
It ain't no trick to get rich quick
_________________________________
If ya dig, dig, dig
with a shovel or a pick
_________________________________
-In a mine
-(ECHOING) In a mine
_________________________________
-In a mine
-(ECHOING) In a mine
_________________________________
-ALL: Where a million diamonds
-(ECHOING) Shine
_________________________________
We dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig
_________________________________
(CLICKING TONGUE)
_________________________________
From early morn 'til night
_________________________________
(BUZZING)
_________________________________
We dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig
up everything in sight
_________________________________
(RINGING)
_________________________________
We dig up diamonds by the score
_________________________________
A thousand rubies
Sometimes more
_________________________________
(HOLLOW CLANKING)
_________________________________
Though we don't know
what we dig 'em for
_________________________________
We dig, dig, dig-a-dig, dig
_________________________________
(CLATTERING)
_________________________________
(TICKING)
_________________________________
(RINGING)
_________________________________
Heigh-ho
_________________________________
ALL: Heigh-ho
_________________________________
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho
_________________________________
Heigh-ho
_________________________________
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho
It's home from work we go
_________________________________
(WHISTLING)
_________________________________
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho! Heigh-ho
_________________________________
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho
It's home from work we go
_________________________________
(CLATTERING)
_________________________________
(WHISTLING)
_________________________________
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho
_________________________________
(WHISTLING)
_________________________________
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho
_________________________________
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho! Heigh-ho, hum
_________________________________
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho
It's home from work we go
_________________________________
(WHISTLING)
_________________________________
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho! Heigh-ho
_________________________________
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho
It's home from work we go
_________________________________
(WHISTLING)
_________________________________
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho! Heigh-ho
_________________________________
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho
It's home from work we go
_________________________________
(WHISTLING)
_________________________________
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho...
_________________________________

_________________________________

(SINGING) Nobody knows
_________________________________

The trouble I've seen
_________________________________

Nobody knows
_________________________________

My sorrow

_________________________________
Oh, Zazu, do lighten up.
_________________________________

Sing something with a little bounce in it.
_________________________________

(SINGING) It's a small world after all

_________________________________
No, no! Anything but that!
_________________________________

(SINGING) I've got
a lovely bunch of coconuts

_________________________________
Deedle dee dee

_________________________________
There they are a-standing in a row

_________________________________
Big ones, small ones,

some as big as your head

_________________________________
I would never have had
to do this with Mufasa.
_________________________________

What? What did you say?
_________________________________

-Nothing.
-You know the law.
_________________________________

Never, ever mention that name
in my presence. I am the king!
_________________________________

Yes, sire, you are the king.
_________________________________

I... I only mentioned it
to illustrate the differences
_________________________________

in your royal managerial approaches.
_________________________________

-BANZAI: Hey, boss.

-Oh, what is it this time?
_________________________________

-We got a bone to pick with you.
-I'll handle this.
_________________________________

Scar, there's no food, no water.
_________________________________

Yeah. It's dinner time

and we ain't got no stinking entrées.
_________________________________

It's the lionesses' job to do the hunting.
_________________________________

-Yeah, but they won't go hunt.

-Oh...
_________________________________
-Eat Zazu.

-Oh, you wouldn't want me.
_________________________________

I'd be so tough and gamey and...
_________________________________

Oh, Zazu, don't be ridiculous.

All you need is a little garlic.
_________________________________

(SOFTLY) I thought things
were bad under Mufasa.
_________________________________

-What did you say?
-I said Muf...
_________________________________

I said qué pasa?
_________________________________

Good. Now get out.
_________________________________

But we're still hungry.
_________________________________
-Out!

-(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

(SIMBA BELCHES)
_________________________________

-Whoa! Nice one, Simba.

-Thanks.
_________________________________
-Man, I'm stuffed.

-Me, too.
_________________________________
I ate like a pig.
_________________________________

Pumbaa, you are a pig.
_________________________________

Oh. Right.
_________________________________

(ALL SIGH)
_________________________________

-Timon?
-Yeah?
_________________________________

Ever wonder what those
sparkling dots are up there?
_________________________________

Pumbaa, I don't wonder, I know.
_________________________________

Oh? What are they?
_________________________________

They're fireflies.
_________________________________

Fireflies that got stuck
up in that big blueish-black thing.
_________________________________

Oh, gee.
_________________________________

I always thought they were balls of gas
_________________________________

burning billions of miles away.
_________________________________

Pumbaa, with you, everything's gas.
_________________________________

Simba, what do you think?
_________________________________

Well, I don't know.
_________________________________

Oh, come on. Give, give, give, give.
_________________________________

Come on. We told you ours. Please?
_________________________________

Well...
_________________________________
Somebody once told me
_________________________________

that the great kings of the past
are up there watching over us.
_________________________________

Really?
_________________________________

You mean a bunch of royal dead guys
are watching us?
_________________________________
Pffff!
_________________________________

-Who told you something like that?

-Yeah, yeah.
_________________________________

-What mook made that up?

-Yeah. Pretty dumb, huh?
_________________________________

-Aw, you're killing me.
-Yeah.
_________________________________
(LAUGHTER SUBSIDES)
_________________________________

Was it something I said?
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________
(SNIFFS)
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
(HUMS)
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
Simba?
_________________________________

He's... He's alive? He's alive!
_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

It is time.
_________________________________

_________________________________

(BIRDS CHIRPING)

_________________________________

Let's sing a gay little spring song
_________________________________

This is the season to sing
_________________________________

So I'd like to suggest

That we all do our best
_________________________________

And wargle a song about spring
_________________________________

Spring, spring, spring
_________________________________

Let's get together and sing
_________________________________

Let's sing a gay little spring song
_________________________________

Just like the bird on the wing
_________________________________

Things always seem right

When you're cheerful and bright
_________________________________

So let's get together and sing
_________________________________

Sing, sing, sing
_________________________________

Let's sing a song about spring
_________________________________

Let's twitter and tweet

Like the birdies in May
_________________________________

Get into the mood

And be merry today
_________________________________

Forget all your troubles

And wargle away...

_________________________________

(SNORING)

_________________________________

Wait.

_________________________________

(GROANING) What now?

_________________________________

Hey.

_________________________________

Stop that racket.

_________________________________

Scat.

_________________________________

(SHOOING)

_________________________________

Let's sing a song about spring

_________________________________

I'll fix 'em.

_________________________________

(HOOTING SOFTLY)

_________________________________

(HOOTING LOUDLY)

_________________________________

(PANTING) There.

I guess that'll teach 'em.

_________________________________

(BIRDS WARBLING)

_________________________________

Oh, what's the use?

_________________________________

This is the season to sing...

_________________________________

Same thing every spring.

_________________________________

(MIMICKING WARBLING BIRDS)

_________________________________

Love's sweet song.

_________________________________

Pain in the pin feathers, I call it.

_________________________________

Stop it.

_________________________________

Get out of here. All of you.

_________________________________

And you, too.

_________________________________

Hello, Friend Owl.

Don't you remember me?

_________________________________

Why, it's the young prince.

_________________________________

Bambi!

_________________________________

My, my, how you've changed.

_________________________________

Turn round there. Let me look at you.

_________________________________

I see you've traded in your spots

for a pair of antlers.

_________________________________

You know, just the other day

I was talking to myself about you.

_________________________________

And we were wondering

what had become of you.

_________________________________

THUMPER: Hello, Bambi.

_________________________________

Remember me?

_________________________________

Thumper.

_________________________________

Right.

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

Hi, fellas.

_________________________________

Flower.

_________________________________

(SHYLY) Yeah.

_________________________________

(SNIFFING)

_________________________________

Well, what's the matter with them?

_________________________________

Why are they acting that way?

_________________________________

(LAUGHING) Why, don't you know?

_________________________________

They're "twitterpated. "

_________________________________

ALL: Twitterpated?

_________________________________

Yes. Nearly everybody gets

twitterpated in the spring time.

_________________________________

For example,

_________________________________

(CLEARING THROAT)

_________________________________

you're walking along,

minding your own business,

_________________________________

you're looking neither to the left

nor to the right,

_________________________________

when all of a sudden

_________________________________

you run smack into a pretty face.

_________________________________

(HOOTING)

_________________________________

You begin to get weak in the knees.

_________________________________

Your head's in a whirl.

_________________________________

And then you feel light as a feather.

_________________________________

And before you know it,

_________________________________

you're walking on air.

_________________________________

And then you know what?

_________________________________

You're knocked for a loop.

_________________________________

And you completely lose your head.

_________________________________

Gosh, that's awful.

_________________________________

-Gee whiz.

-Terrible.

_________________________________

And that ain't all.

_________________________________

It can happen to anybody.

_________________________________

So you'd better be careful.

_________________________________

It could happen to you, and you, and...

_________________________________

Yes, it could even happen to you.

_________________________________

Well, it's not going to happen to me.

_________________________________

-Me neither.

-Me neither.

_________________________________

_________________________________
(CLATTERS)
_________________________________

Ay, ay, hold still. Look up.

A ver, a ver. Look up, up, up.
_________________________________
(SNIFFING)
_________________________________
Aqui arriba, eso... Eh, la rayita.

_________________________________

Okay. Hey! Ta-da!

_________________________________

Dead as a doorknob.

_________________________________

So listen, Miguel,

this place runs on memories.

_________________________________

When you're well remembered,
_________________________________

people put up your photo

and you get to...
_________________________________
cross the bridge and visit the living
on Día de Muertos. Unless you're me.

_________________________________

You don't get to cross over?

_________________________________

No one's ever put up my picture.

_________________________________

But you can change that!

_________________________________
MIGUEL: This is you?

_________________________________

 Eh, muy guapo, eh?

_________________________________

So, you get me
to my great-great-grandpa...

_________________________________

then I put up your photo

when I get home?

_________________________________

Such a smart boy! Yes!
Great idea, yes! One hiccup.
_________________________________
De la Cruz is a tough guy to get to

_________________________________

and I need to cross that bridge soon.
_________________________________
Like, tonight.

_________________________________

So, you got any other

family here, you know?

_________________________________

Someone a bit more, eh, accessible?

_________________________________

Mmm... Nope.

_________________________________

Don't yank my chain, chamaco.

_________________________________

You gotta have some other family.

_________________________________

Only de la Cruz.

_________________________________

If you can't help me,

I'll find him myself.
_________________________________
(MIGUEL WHISTLES)

_________________________________

Oh! Okay. Okay, kid. Fine! Fine!

_________________________________

I'll get you to your great-great-grandpa.
_________________________________

_________________________________
(CHITTERING)
_________________________________
(RUSTLING)
_________________________________

Elsa!
_________________________________
There you are.
_________________________________

-You okay?
-I'm fine.
_________________________________
Okay, good.
_________________________________

Where's Olaf?
_________________________________

Um...
_________________________________
Anna?
_________________________________

Elsa?
_________________________________
Sven?
_________________________________

Samantha?
_________________________________
(WHEEZING LAUGH)
_________________________________

I don't even know a Samantha.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)
_________________________________
(WIND WHISTLING)
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
Mm.
_________________________________
(CHITTERING)
_________________________________

That's normal.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
-(CHITTERING)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________

-(CHITTERING)
-What was that?
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Samantha?
_________________________________
(WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
(SINGING) This will all
make sense when I am older
_________________________________
Someday I will see that this makes sense
_________________________________
One day when I'm old and wise
I'll think back and realize
_________________________________
That these were all
completely normal events!
_________________________________
(YELPS)
_________________________________
I'll have all the answers when I'm older
_________________________________
Like why we're in this
dark enchanted wood
_________________________________
I know in a couple years
_________________________________
These will seem like childish fears
_________________________________
And so I know this isn't bad,
it's good
_________________________________
Excuse me
_________________________________
Growing up means adapting
_________________________________
Puzzling out your world and your place
_________________________________
When I'm more mature
I'll feel totally secure
_________________________________
Being watched by something
with a creepy, creepy face
_________________________________
(WATER BUBBLING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(EAGLE SCREAMS)
_________________________________
See, that will all make sense
when I am older
_________________________________
So there's no need
to be terrified or tense
_________________________________
I'll just dream about a time
_________________________________
When I'm in my agéd prime
_________________________________
'Cause when you're older
_________________________________
Absolutely everything makes sense!
_________________________________
This is fine.
_________________________________

_________________________________
The Bare Necessities – The Jungle Book
_________________________________
_________________________________
Look, now, it's like this,
Little Britches.
_________________________________
All you gotta do is...
_________________________________
(SINGING)
Look for the bare necessities
_________________________________
The simple bare necessities
_________________________________
Forget about your worries
and your strife
_________________________________
I mean, the bare necessities
_________________________________
Are Mother Nature's recipes
_________________________________
That bring the bare necessities of life
_________________________________
Wherever I wander
_________________________________
Oof!
_________________________________
Wherever I roam
_________________________________
I couldn't be fonder
_________________________________
Of my big home
_________________________________
The bees are buzzin' in the tree
_________________________________
To make some honey just for me
_________________________________
When you look under
the rocks and plants
_________________________________
And take a glance at the fancy ants
_________________________________
Then maybe try a few
_________________________________
You eat ants?
_________________________________
Ha ha! You better believe it.
_________________________________
And you're gonna love
the way they tickle.
_________________________________
-(GASPS) Mowgli, look out!
-(THUD)
_________________________________
The bare necessities of life
will come to you
_________________________________
But when?
_________________________________
They'll come to you
_________________________________
Look for the bare necessities
_________________________________
The simple bare necessities
_________________________________
Forget about your worries
and your strife
_________________________________
I mean, the bare necessities
_________________________________
That's why a bear can rest at ease
_________________________________
With just the bare necessities of life
_________________________________
Now, when you pick a pawpaw
_________________________________
Or a prickly pear
_________________________________
Oww!
_________________________________
And you prick a raw paw
Well, next time beware
_________________________________
Don't pick the prickly pear
by the paw
_________________________________
When you pick a pear
try to use the claw
_________________________________
But you don't need to use the claw
_________________________________
When you pick a pear
of the big pawpaw
_________________________________
Have I given you a clue?
_________________________________
Golly, thanks, Baloo.
_________________________________
"Pawpaw." Ha!
Of all the silly gibberish.
_________________________________
Come on, Baggy, get with the beat.
_________________________________
The bare necessities of life
will come to you
_________________________________
They'll come to me!
_________________________________
They'll come to you
_________________________________
How 'bout scratchin' that left shoulder
while you're up there, Mowgli?
_________________________________
No. Just a hair lower.
_________________________________
There. Right there. That's it. Ohh!
_________________________________
This is beautiful. Ooh, that's good.
_________________________________
Kid, we've got to get to a tree.
This calls for some big scratchin'.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING) You're lots of fun, Baloo.
_________________________________
(MOANING) Right on it.
_________________________________
Yeah!
_________________________________
That's delicious.
_________________________________
Oh! Ooh!
_________________________________
Just a little bit... Mmm.
_________________________________
Yeah! Ha ha!
_________________________________
Ooh!
_________________________________
Mmm!
_________________________________
Mmm!
_________________________________
Ha ha! Ooh!
_________________________________
Yeah!
_________________________________
Oh, man. This is really livin'.
_________________________________
So just try and relax. Yeah.
_________________________________
Cool it.
_________________________________
Fall apart in my backyard.
_________________________________
'Cause let me tell you
somethin', Little Britches...
_________________________________
-(BUZZING)
-If you act like that bee...
_________________________________
Uh-uh. You're workin' too hard.
_________________________________
And don't spend your time
_________________________________
looking' around
_________________________________
for something you want
_________________________________
that can't be found.
_________________________________
When you find out
you can live without it
_________________________________
And go along not thinkin' about it
_________________________________
I'll tell you somethin' true
_________________________________
The bare necessities of life
will come to you
_________________________________
(SIGHS) I give up.
_________________________________
Well, I hope his luck holds out.
_________________________________
Mowgli, how about you singin'?
_________________________________
TOGETHER:
Look for the bare necessities
_________________________________
The simple bare necessities
_________________________________
Forget about your worries
and your strife
_________________________________
Yeah, man!
_________________________________
I mean, the bare necessities
_________________________________
That's why a bear can rest at ease
_________________________________
With just the bare necessities of life
_________________________________
Yeah!
_________________________________
With just the bare necessities of life
_________________________________
Yeah, man
_________________________________
Ha ha ha!
_________________________________

_________________________________
You're Welcome – Moana

_________________________________

_________________________________
(SINGING) I see what's happening

Yeah

_________________________________
You're face to face with greatness

and it's strange

_________________________________

You don't even know how you feel

_________________________________

It's adorable

_________________________________

Well it's nice to see that humans

never change

_________________________________

Open your eyes

Let's begin

_________________________________

Yes, it's really me

_________________________________

It's Maui

Breathe it in

_________________________________

I know it's a lot

_________________________________

The hair

The bod

_________________________________

When you're staring at a demigod

_________________________________

What can I say except

_________________________________

You're welcome

_________________________________

For the tides, the sun, the sky

_________________________________

Hey, it's okay, it's okay

_________________________________
You're welcome

_________________________________

I'm just an ordinary demiguy

Hey!

_________________________________

What has two thumbs

and pulled up the sky

_________________________________

When you were waddling yay high?

_________________________________

This guy

_________________________________

When the nights got cold

Who stole you fire from down below?

_________________________________

You're looking at him yo

_________________________________

Oh also I lassoed the sun

_________________________________

You're welcome

_________________________________

To stretch your days and bring you fun

_________________________________

Also I harnessed the breeze

_________________________________

You're welcome

_________________________________

To fill your sails and shake your trees

_________________________________

So what can I say except

You're welcome

_________________________________

For the islands I pulled from the sea

_________________________________

There's no need to pray

It's okay

_________________________________

You're welcome

_________________________________

Ha

I guess it's just my way of being me

_________________________________

You're welcome

_________________________________

You're welcome

_________________________________

Well come to think of it

_________________________________

Kid, honestly I could go on and on

_________________________________

I could explain every

natural phenomenon

_________________________________

The tide, the grass, the ground

Oh that was Maui just messing around

_________________________________

I killed an eel

I buried its guts

_________________________________

Sprouted a tree

Now you got coconuts

_________________________________

What's the lesson?

What is the take away?

_________________________________

Don't mess with Maui

when he's on a breakaway

_________________________________
And the tapestry here on my skin

Is a map of the victories I win

_________________________________

Look where I've been

I make everything happen

_________________________________

Look at that

Mean Mini-Maui just tickety tappin'

_________________________________

Ha ha

Ha ha

_________________________________

Ha ha

Hey

_________________________________

Well anyway let me say

You're welcome

_________________________________

You're welcome

_________________________________

For the wonderful world you know

_________________________________

Hey, it's okay, it's okay

You're welcome

_________________________________

You're welcome

_________________________________

Well come to think of it

I gotta go

_________________________________

Hey it's your day to say

You're welcome

_________________________________

You're welcome

_________________________________

'Cause I'm gonna need that boat

_________________________________

I'm sailing away away

You're welcome

_________________________________

You're welcome

_________________________________

'Cause Maui can do

everything but float

_________________________________

-You're welcome

-You're welcome

_________________________________

-You're welcome

-You're welcome

_________________________________

Huh?

_________________________________

And thank you!

_________________________________

Hey!

_________________________________

Let me out! You lying, slimy son of a...

_________________________________
_________________________________
Thomas O'Malley Cat – The AristoCats
_________________________________
_________________________________
O'MALLEY: I like a chee-chee-
chee-rony like they make at home
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Or a healthy fish with a big backbone
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I'm Abraham de Lacy
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Giuseppe Casey
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Thomas O'Malley
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O'Malley the alley cat
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I've got that wanderlust
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Gotta walk the scene
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Gotta kick up highway dust
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Feel the grass that's green
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Gotta strut them city streets
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Showin' off my éclat, yeah
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Tellin' my friends of the social elite
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Or some cute cat I happen to meet
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That I'm
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Abraham de Lacy
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Giuseppe Casey
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Thomas O'Malley
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O'Malley the alley cat
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(GIGGLING) Oh, my. Monsieur,
your name seems to cover all of Europe.
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Of course. I'm the only cat of my kind.
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I'm king of the highway
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Prince of the boulevard
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Duke of the avant-garde
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The world is my backyard
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So if you're goin' my way
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That's the road you wanna seek
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Calcutta to Rome
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Or home sweet home in Paris
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Magnifique, you all
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Oh, boy, an alley cat.
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Shh, shh. Listen.
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I only got myself
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And this big old world
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But I sip that cup of life
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With my fingers curled
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I don't worry what road to take
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I don't have to think of that
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Whatever I take is the road I make
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It's the road of life
Make no mistake
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For me
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Yeah, Abraham de Lacy
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Giuseppe Casey
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Thomas O'Malley
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O'Malley the alley cat
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That's right. And I'm very proud of that.
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Yeah.
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(GIGGLES)
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Bravo.
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Very good. You are a great talent.
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I'll Make a Man Out of You – Mulan

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(BIRD TWITTERING)

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(GRUNTING)

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(GRUNTS)

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We've got a long way to go.

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(SINGING)

Let's get down to business

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(ALL GASP)

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To defeat the Huns

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(ALL GRUNT)

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Did they send me daughters

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When I asked for sons?

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You're the saddest bunch I ever met

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But you can bet before we're through

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Mister, I'll make a man

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Out of you

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Tranquil as a forest

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But on fire within

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Once you find your center

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You are sure to win

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You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot

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And you haven't got a clue

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Somehow I'll make a man

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Out of you

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I'm never gonna catch my breath

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Say goodbye to those who knew me

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Boy, was I a fool

in school for cutting gym

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MUSHU:

This guy's got 'em scared to death

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MULAN:

Hope he doesn't see right through me

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Now I really wish

that I knew how to swim

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MEN: Be a man

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SHANG:

We must be swift as a coursing river

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-Be a man

-With all the force of a great typhoon

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-Be a man

-With all the strength of a raging fire

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Mysterious as the dark side

of the moon

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Time is racing toward us

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Till the Huns arrive

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Heed my every order

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And you might survive

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You're unsuited for the rage of war

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So pack up, go home, you're through

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How could I make a man

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Out of you?

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-Be a man

-We must be swift as a coursing river

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-Be a man

-With all the force of a great typhoon

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-Be a man

-With all the strength of a raging fire

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Mysterious as the dark side

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Of the moon

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-Be a man

-We must be swift as a coursing river

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-Be a man
-With all the force of a great typhoon

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-Be a man

-With all the strength of a raging fire

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(MEN GRUNTING)

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Mysterious as the dark side

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Of the moon

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(ALL GRUNTING)

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-OLAF: Whoa!
-Olaf!
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(OLAF CACKLING)
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(ALL YELP)
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Hey, guys.
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Meet the Wind Spirit.
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(ALL YELPING)
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KRISTOFF: Coming through!
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Ooh, I think I'm gonna be sick.
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I'd hold your hair back,
but I can't find my arms.
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-(SVEN BELLOWS)
-(YELPING)
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(GASPS)
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(GASPS)
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-(CHITTERING)
-Hey! Stop!
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(ALL WHIMPERING)
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-(KRISTOFF SCREAMING)
-(OLAF LAUGHING)
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(OLAF GRUNTS)
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Elsa!
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(GRUNTING)
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ANNA: Let her go!
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(STRAINING)
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KRISTOFF: Anna, be careful!
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That's my sister!
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(LAUGHTER)
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MATTIAS: Prince Agnarr!
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-(WEAPONS CLANGING)
-(GRUNTS)
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For Arendelle.
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(SWORD SWISHES)
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FIGHTER: Look out!
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(RUNEARD SCREAMS)
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-YOUNG AGNARR: Father!
-(ELSA GRUNTS)

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(BOTH PANT)
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(PANTING)
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-Are you okay?

-I'm fine.
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(SVEN SNIFFS)
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-What are these?
-(SVEN MOANS)
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Oh, they look like moments in time.
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What's that thing you say, Olaf?
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The thing... Oh!
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My theory
about advancing technologies
_________________________________

as both our savior and our doom?
_________________________________

(STAMMERS) No, not that one.
The one about...
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-The one about cucumbers?
-No.
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The thing about water.
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Oh! Yeah.
Water has memory.
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The water that makes up you and me
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has passed through
at least four humans...
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and/or animals before us.
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ANNA: Hmm.
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And remembers everything.
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(SVEN GRUNTING)
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(CHUCKLES) The wind's back.
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(EXCLAIMS) Delicious.
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I think I'll name you Gale.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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-Get out of there. Whoa!
-(CHITTERING)
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-Oh. Hi.
-Aren't you curious?
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-(GRUNTS)
-(ELSA CHUCKLES)
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-You in a better mood now?
-(ANNA GIGGLES)

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(ANNA GASPS)
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Father. That's Father.
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This girl.
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OLAF: She's saving him.
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She's Northuldra.

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-(HIGH-PITCHED CHITTERING)
-(ALL GASP)
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What is that?
_________________________________

-ELSA: Olaf, get behind me.
-(WHIMPERS)
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What are you gonna do with that?
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I have no idea.
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(CHITTERING CONTINUES)
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-(ANNA GRUNTS)
-(ALL GASP)
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(SVEN GRUNTS)
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Lower your weapon.
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-(WEAPONS CLANG)

-And you lower yours.
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Arendellian soldiers?
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Threatening my people,
Lieutenant?
_________________________________

Invading my dance space,
Yelena?
_________________________________

Why does that soldier look so familiar?
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KRISTOFF: No, no, no.
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Lieutenant!
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MATTIAS: Get the sword!
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(SOLDIERS SHOUTING)
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(ALL GRUNTING)
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(ALL YELP AND GRUNT)
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That was magic.
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Did you see that?
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Of course I saw it.
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You chose a nice,
cold greeting.
_________________________________

They've been trapped in here
this whole time?
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-ANNA: Yeah.
-What do we do now?
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OLAF: I got this.
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Hi, I'm Olaf.
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(MAN GASPS)
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Oh, sorry. Yeah, I just
find clothes restricting.
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Bet you're wondering who

we are and why we're here.
_________________________________

It's really quite simple.
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It began with two sisters.
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One born with magical powers.
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One born powerless.
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Their love of snowmen,
infinite.
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(AS YOUNG ELSA)
Anna, no! Too high!
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(IN NORMAL VOICE) Blast!
(GROANS)
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(AS YOUNG ELSA)
Mama! Papa! Help!
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(IN NORMAL VOICE) Slam!
Doors shutting everywhere.
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Sisters torn apart.
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Well, at least they have their parents.
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Their parents are dead.
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(AS ANNA) Oh.
Oh, hi. I'm Anna.
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I'll marry a man I just met.
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(IN NORMAL VOICE)
Elsa's gonna blow!
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Snow! Snow! Aah, run!
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Magic pulses through my snowflakes.
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(GASPS) I live.
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Ice palace for one.
Ice palace for one.
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(AS ELSA) Get out, Anna.
Pew! Pew!
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(AS ANNA) My heart.
_________________________________

Oh, my goodness.
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(AS PABBIE) Only an act
of true love can save you.
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(AS HANS)
Here's a true love's kiss.
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You're not worth it.
_________________________________
Guess what? I'm the bad guy.
_________________________________
What?
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(IN NORMAL VOICE) And Anna
freezes to death forever.
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-(EXHALES)
-Oh, Anna.
_________________________________

Then she unfreezes!
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Oh, and then Elsa woke up
the magical spirits...
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and we were forced out of our kingdom.
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Now our only hope is to find
the truth about the past...
_________________________________

but we don't have a clue
how to do that...

_________________________________

except Elsa's hearing voices,
_________________________________

-so we got that going for us.
-(ELSA SIGHS)
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Any questions?
_________________________________

I think they got it.

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Are you really Queen of Arendelle?
_________________________________

I am.
_________________________________
Why would nature reward
_________________________________

a person of Arendelle with magic?
_________________________________

Perhaps to make up for
the actions of your people.
_________________________________

My people are innocent.
_________________________________
We would have never attacked first.
_________________________________

May the truth be found.
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-Mm...
-Hi. I'm sorry.
_________________________________
-Uh, what's happening?
-Hmm.
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That's it. Lieutenant Mattias!
_________________________________
Library, second portrait on the left.
_________________________________

You were our father's official guard.
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Agnarr.
_________________________________

What did happen to your parents?
_________________________________

(SIGHS) Our parents' ship went
down in the Southern Sea...
_________________________________
six years ago.
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(SIGHS)
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I see him.
I see him in your faces.

_________________________________

Really?
_________________________________
Soldiers.
_________________________________

We may be getting on in years,

but we're still strong.
_________________________________

And proud to serve Arendelle.

_________________________________

Wait. Please.
_________________________________

Someone has called me here.
_________________________________

If I can just find them...
_________________________________

I believe they have the answers
_________________________________

that may help us free this forest.
_________________________________

Trust me, I just want to help.
_________________________________

We only trust nature.
_________________________________

When nature speaks...
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(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

...we listen.
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(GASPS) This will all
makes sense when I'm older.
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(WHIMPERS)
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MAN: Fire Spirit!
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(ALL CLAMORING)
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YELENA: Get back, everyone!
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MATTIAS: Head for the river!
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No! No! No! The reindeer!
That's a dead end!

_________________________________

Come on, Sven!
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We'll get them.
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(PANICKED SHOUTING)
_________________________________

Elsa! Get out of there!
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No, no, no.
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(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Elsa!
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(COUGHING)
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(SVEN BELLOWS)
_________________________________
(REINDEERS BELLOW)
_________________________________

Come on, buddy,
we can do this. Hyah!
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(COUGHING)
_________________________________

Anna!
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(PANTING)
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ANNA: Oh!
_________________________________

Get her out of here.
_________________________________

No! Elsa!

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-(CROAKING)
-(ELSA GASPS)
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(GROWLS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(GRUNTS QUIZZICALLY)
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(CHITTERING)
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(SIZZLES)
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(ELSA WINCING)
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(SIZZLING)
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(CHUCKLES)
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(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

They're all looking at us,
aren't they?
_________________________________
(CHITTERS)
_________________________________

Got any advice?
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Nothing?
_________________________________
Hmm. Should I know what that means?
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-(ANGELIC VOICE VOCALIZING)
-(SQUEAKS)
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You hear it, too.
_________________________________

Somebody's calling us.
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Who is it?
What do we do?

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(CROAKS)
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(GASPS SOFTLY)
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(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Okay, keep going north.

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Elsa!
_________________________________

-Oh, thank goodness!
-Anna.
_________________________________
-Are you okay?

-What were you doing?
_________________________________

You could've been killed.
_________________________________
You can't just follow me into fire.
_________________________________

You don't want me to follow you into fire,
_________________________________
then don't run into fire.
_________________________________

You're not being careful,
Elsa.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________

I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
_________________________________

I've been better.
_________________________________

Hmm. I know what you need.
_________________________________
(PEOPLE GASP)
_________________________________

Where did you get that scarf?
_________________________________

That's a Northuldra scarf.
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________

This is from one of our oldest families.
_________________________________

It was our mother's.
_________________________________
(ELSA GASPS)
_________________________________

Elsa.
_________________________________

I see it.
_________________________________
It's Mother.
_________________________________

Mother saved Father's life that day.
_________________________________

Our mother was Northuldra.
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(ALL GASP AND MURMUR)
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(OLAF GASPS)
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(CHITTERING)
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
(ANNA GASPS)
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(CHANTING YOIK)
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(BOTH GASP)
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(ALL HARMONIZING)
_________________________________
(OLAF JOINS IN)
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(CHANTING CONTINUES)
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We are called Northuldra.
_________________________________

We are the people of the sun.
_________________________________

I promise you I will free this forest...

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and restore Arendelle.
_________________________________

That's a pretty big promise,
Elsa.
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(EXCITED CHATTER AND LAUGHTER)
_________________________________

Free the Forest?
(CHUCKLES) Wow.
_________________________________

I'm sorry.
_________________________________
It's just, uh, some of us
were born in here,
_________________________________
we've never even seen the clear sky.
_________________________________
I get it.
_________________________________

-The name's Ryder.

-Kristoff.
_________________________________

I heard the voice again.
_________________________________

We need to go north.
_________________________________
But the Earth Giants now roam
the north at night.
_________________________________

You can leave in the morning.
_________________________________

I'm Honeymaren.
_________________________________

Honeymaren,
we'll do all we can.
_________________________________

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Let's see what's upstairs.
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(DOOR CREAKING)
_________________________________

Oh, what adorable little beds!
_________________________________

And look,

they have their names carved on them.
_________________________________

Doc, Happy,
_________________________________

Sneezy, Dopey...
_________________________________

(LAUGHING) What funny names
for children!
_________________________________

Grumpy, Bashful and Sleepy.
_________________________________

(YAWNING) I'm a little sleepy myself.
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Oh! Oh!
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DWARFS: (SINGING)
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho
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Heigh-ho, heigh-ho
_________________________________

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho

It's home from work we go
_________________________________
(WHISTLING)
_________________________________

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho! Heigh-ho
_________________________________

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho

It's home from work we go
_________________________________
(WHISTLING)
_________________________________

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho! Heigh-ho
_________________________________

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho

It's home from work we go
_________________________________
(WHISTLING)
_________________________________

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho
_________________________________

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho

It's home from work we go
_________________________________
(WHISTLING)
_________________________________

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh...

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Look!
_________________________________

Our house! The lit's light...

Uh, the light's lit.
_________________________________

ALL: Jiminy Crickets!

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DOC: The door is open.
HAPPY: The chimney's smoking.
_________________________________
-DOC: Something's in there.
-Maybe a ghost.
_________________________________

-Or a goblin.

-A demon.
_________________________________

Or a dragon.
_________________________________

Mark my words,

there's trouble a-brewin'.
_________________________________

Felt it coming all day. My corns hurt.
_________________________________

-Gosh!

-That's a bad sign.
_________________________________

-ALL: What'll we do?

-Let's sneak up on it.
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(CLEARING THROAT) Yes.
We'll, uh, squeak up... Sneak up.
_________________________________

Come on, hen... Uh, men. Follow me.
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Psst!
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(DOOR CREAKING)
_________________________________
(SHOES SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
(DOOR SLAMMING)
_________________________________
ALL: Shh!
_________________________________
Shh!
_________________________________

Careful, men.

Search every cook and nanny...
_________________________________

(STUTTERING) Hook and granny...
Crooked fan...
_________________________________

Search everywhere.
_________________________________
(SHOES SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
(LOUD CREAKING)
_________________________________
Shh!
_________________________________

Quiet.
_________________________________
(SHOES SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

Look! The floor, it's been swept!
_________________________________
Hah!
_________________________________

Chair's been dusted!
_________________________________

Our window's been washed.
_________________________________

Gosh, our cobwebs are missing.
_________________________________

Why, why, why, why,

the whole place is clean!
_________________________________

There's dirty work afoot.
_________________________________

Sink's empty.
_________________________________

Hey, someone stole our dishes!
_________________________________

They ain't stole.

They're hid in the cupboard.
_________________________________

My cup's been washed.
_________________________________

Sugar's gone.
_________________________________

Something's cooking.
_________________________________
(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

Smells good!
_________________________________

Don't touch it, you fools!

Might be poison.
_________________________________
(STEAM HISSING)
_________________________________
(LID RATTLING)
_________________________________

See? It's witches' brew.
_________________________________

Look what's happened

to our stable... Uh, table.
_________________________________

Flowers!
_________________________________
(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

-Huh?

-Look, goldenrod.
_________________________________

Don't do it. Take them away.

My nose! My hay fever!
_________________________________

You know I can't stand it.

I can't... I can't... I... Oh.
_________________________________
Ah...
_________________________________
Ahhh...
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Thanks!
_________________________________
(SNEEZING LOUDLY)
_________________________________

Hey!
_________________________________
ALL: Shh!
_________________________________

Ya crazy fool!

Fine time you picked to sneeze!
_________________________________

I couldn't help it. I can't tell.
_________________________________

When you gotta, you gotta.

I... I... I gotta.
_________________________________

It's coming.
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________

-Don't let him.

-Stop him.
_________________________________

Oh! Ah... Ah... Ah!
_________________________________

-No, tie it tight.

-Don't let go.
_________________________________

-Hold him tight.

-I'll tie it.
_________________________________

Make a hard knot.
_________________________________

There, that will hold him.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________

-Thanks!
-Shh!
_________________________________

Quiet, you fool!

You want to get us all killed?
_________________________________
(TAPPING)
_________________________________

-(STAMMERING) What's that?

-That's it.
_________________________________

-Sounded close.

-It's in this room right now.
_________________________________
(SHRIEKING)
_________________________________
(ALL YELLING)
_________________________________

-It's up there.

-Yeah. In the bedroom.
_________________________________
(STUTTERING)
_________________________________

One of us has gotta go down

and chase it up.
_________________________________

(STUTTERING) Up. Down.
_________________________________

(NERVOUSLY) Here, take it.
_________________________________

Don't be nervous.
_________________________________
(STAIRS CREAKING)
_________________________________

Don't be afraid. We're right behind you.
_________________________________

ALL: Yes! Right behind ya.
_________________________________
(GULPING)
_________________________________
(DOOR CREAKING)
_________________________________
(SNOW WHITE YAWNING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Here it comes!
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
(SHOUTING)
_________________________________

-It's after us.

-Don't let it out.
_________________________________

Hold it shut.
_________________________________
(CRASHING)
_________________________________
(CLATTERING)
_________________________________

-Here it comes.

-Now's our chance.
_________________________________

Get it now!
_________________________________

-Quick!

-Give it to it!
_________________________________

Don't let it get away!
_________________________________

Hold on there. It's only Dopey.
_________________________________

-Did you see it?

-How big is it?
_________________________________

-Was it a dragon?

-Has it got horns?
_________________________________

-Was it breathing fire?

-Was it droolin'?
_________________________________

What was it doin'?
_________________________________
(SNORING)
_________________________________

He says it's a,

a monster asleep in our beds!
_________________________________

-Let's attack.

-While it's sleeping.
_________________________________

Yeah, while it's sleeping.
_________________________________

-Hurry, men. It's now or never!

-Off with its head.
_________________________________

-Break its bones.

-Chop it to pieces.
_________________________________

We'll kill it dead.
_________________________________
(DOOR CREAKING)
_________________________________
(SNOW WHITE YAWNING)
_________________________________

-Jiminy Crickets!

-Gosh!
_________________________________

-Gee!

-What a monster!
_________________________________

It covers three beds.
_________________________________

Let's kill it before it wakes up.
_________________________________

-(LOUDLY) Which end do we kill?
-Shh!
_________________________________
ALL: Shh!
_________________________________

Well, eh, ah...

_________________________________

-What is it?

-Why, it... It's a girl!
_________________________________

She's mighty purdy.
_________________________________

She's beautiful, just like a angel.
_________________________________

Angel, hah! She's a female!
_________________________________

And all females is poison!

They're full of wicked wiles.
_________________________________

What are wicked wiles?
_________________________________

I don't know. But I'm agin 'em.
_________________________________
Shh!
_________________________________

Not so loud. You'll wake her up.
_________________________________

Let her wake up!

She don't belong here nohow.
_________________________________

-Look out.

-She's movin'.
_________________________________

-She's wakin' up.

-What'll we do?
_________________________________

Hide.
_________________________________

Oh, dear.
_________________________________

I wonder if the children are...
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

Why, why, you're little men!
_________________________________

How do you do?
_________________________________

-I said, how do you do?

-How do you do what?
_________________________________

Oh, you can talk! I'm so glad!
_________________________________

Now, don't tell me who you are.

Let me guess.
_________________________________

I know, you're Doc.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Why, why, why, yes.
Yes! That's true.

_________________________________
SNOW WHITE:
And you're, you're Bashful.
_________________________________

Oh, gosh!
_________________________________
(DWARFS CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
(YAWNING)

_________________________________
SNOW WHITE:
And you, you're Sleepy.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) How'd you guess?
_________________________________
(DWARFS CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

And you?
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________

And you're Sneezy.
_________________________________
(DWARFS CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
(SNEEZING)
_________________________________
(DWARFS LAUGHING)
_________________________________

-(CHUCKLING) Yes, and you must be...

-Happy, ma'am. That's me.
_________________________________

And this is Dopey. He don't talk none.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)

_________________________________
SNOW WHITE:
You mean he can't talk?
_________________________________

He don't know. He never tried.
_________________________________

Oh, that's too bad.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

(IN GRUMPY VOICE)
You must be Grumpy.
_________________________________
(DWARFS LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Oh, yes! Yes!
_________________________________

Hah! We know who we are.
_________________________________

Ask her who she is

and what she's a-doin' here.
_________________________________

Hmph! Yeah!

What are you and who are you doin'?
_________________________________

What are you... Who are you, my dear?
_________________________________

Oh, how silly of me. I'm Snow White.

_________________________________
DOC: Snow White?
ALL: The Princess?
_________________________________

Yes.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Well... Well, my,

my dear Quincess... Uh, Princess.
_________________________________

We're, uh, we're honored.

Yes, we're, uh, we're...
_________________________________

-Mad as hornets!

-Mad as hornets! No, no, we're not.
_________________________________

We're bad as cornets...

No, no, as bad as... What was I sayin'?
_________________________________

Nothing! Just standin' there

sputterin' like a doodlebug!
_________________________________

Who, who, who,

who's butterin' like a spoodledug?
_________________________________

-Who's... Uh, gutter...

-Aw, shut up and tell her to get out!
_________________________________

Please don't send me away!
_________________________________

-If you do, she'll kill me.

-DWARFS: Kill you?

_________________________________
HAPPY: Who will?
DOC: Yes, who?
_________________________________

-My stepmother, the Queen.

-ALL: The Queen?
_________________________________

-She's wicked!

-She's bad!
_________________________________

-She's mighty mean!

-She's an old witch!
_________________________________

I'm warnin' ya.
_________________________________

If the Queen finds her here,
_________________________________

she'll swoop down

and wreak her vengeance on us!
_________________________________

But she doesn't know where I am!
_________________________________

She don't, eh? She knows everything.
_________________________________

She's full of black magic.
_________________________________

She can even make herself invisible.
_________________________________
Pfft!
_________________________________

Might be in this room right now.
_________________________________

Oh, she'll never find me here.
_________________________________

And if you let me stay,

I'll keep house for you.
_________________________________

I'll wash and sew

and sweep and cook and...
_________________________________

ALL: Cook?
_________________________________

Can you make dapple lumpkins...

Uh, lumple dapplins?
_________________________________

-BOTH: Apple dumplings!

-Eh, yes!
_________________________________

Crapple dumpkins.
_________________________________

Yes, and plum pudding

and gooseberry pie...
_________________________________

ALL: Gooseberry pie?
Hooray! She stays!

_________________________________

_________________________________

NARRATOR: And so, for 16 long years,
_________________________________

the whereabouts of the princess

remained a mystery.
_________________________________

While deep in the forest,

in a woodcutter's cottage,
_________________________________

the good fairies carried out

their well-laid plan.
_________________________________

Living like mortals,

they had reared the child as their own,
_________________________________

and called her Briar Rose.

_________________________________

(HUMMING)

_________________________________

NARRATOR: On this, her 16th birthday,

the good fairies had planned a party.
_________________________________

And something extra special

for a surprise.

_________________________________

Well, how about this one?

_________________________________

This is the one I picked.

_________________________________

Oh, she'll look beautiful in that.

_________________________________

-Now, I thought a few changes here.

-Uh-huh.

_________________________________

FAUNA: Don't forget a pretty bow.

_________________________________

FLORA: Yes,

and raise the shoulder line.

_________________________________

-We'll make it blue.

-Oh, no, dear, pink.

_________________________________

-But...

-Of course, we need a few pleats.

_________________________________

MERRYWEATHER: Yes, but how

are we gonna get her out of the house?

_________________________________

FLORA: Oh, I'll think of something.

_________________________________

(FAIRIES GIGGLING)

_________________________________

Well, and what are

you three dears up to?

_________________________________

-Up to?

-Up to?

_________________________________

Up to?

_________________________________

(STAMMERING) Well, well, we...

_________________________________

We want you to pick some berries.

_________________________________

-That's it! Berries!

-Berries?

_________________________________

-Lots of berries.

-But I picked berries yesterday.

_________________________________

FLORA: Oh, we need more, dear.

_________________________________

FAUNA: Lots, lots more.

_________________________________

FLORA: (GIGGLES) Yes.

_________________________________

-Now, don't hurry back, dear.

-But don't go too far.

_________________________________

And don't speak to strangers.

_________________________________

FAUNA: Goodbye, dear.

_________________________________

MERRYWEATHER: Goodbye.

FLORA: Goodbye.

_________________________________

Goodbye.

_________________________________

I wonder if she suspects.

_________________________________

Of course not. Come on.

_________________________________

(LAUGHING) Will she be surprised.

_________________________________

-A real birthday party.

-FAUNA: With a real birthday cake.

_________________________________

Yes, and a dress

a princess can be proud of.

_________________________________

I'll get the wands.

_________________________________

Yes, you can... The wands?

_________________________________

Oh, no!

_________________________________

FLORA: No magic!

_________________________________

But the 16 years are almost over.

_________________________________

We're taking no chances.

_________________________________

But I've never baked a fancy cake.

_________________________________

Oh, you won't have to, dear.

_________________________________

I'm going to bake the cake.

_________________________________

-You?

-Now, she's always wanted to, dear.

_________________________________

-And this is her last chance.

-Well...

_________________________________

I'm going to make it 15 layers

with pink and blue forget-me-nots.

_________________________________

And I'm making the dress.

_________________________________

But you can't sew,

and she's never cooked.

_________________________________

-(LAUGHING) It's simple.

-All you do is follow the book.

_________________________________

Up here, dear. You can be the dummy.

_________________________________

Well, I still say we ought to use magic.

_________________________________

(LAUGHS)

_________________________________

(HUMMING)

_________________________________

"Flour, three cups."

_________________________________

Cups, cups, cups.

_________________________________

Oh.

_________________________________

(HUMMING)

_________________________________

One, two, three.

_________________________________

What's that for?

_________________________________

Well, it's got to have

a hole in the bottom.

_________________________________

FAUNA:

That's for the feet to go through.

_________________________________

-It's pink!

-Oh, lovely shade, isn't it?

_________________________________

But I wanted it blue.

_________________________________

(GRUNTS) Now, dear,

_________________________________

we decided pink was her color.

_________________________________

You decided!

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

(MUTTERING ANGRILY)

_________________________________

(HUMMING)

_________________________________

"Two eggs, fold in gently."

_________________________________

Fold? Oh, well.

_________________________________

(HUMMING)

_________________________________

(SHELLS CRACKING)

_________________________________

(MUFFLED) I can't breathe!

_________________________________

Let me out of here.

_________________________________

-It looks awful.

-That's because it's on you, dear.

_________________________________

"Now, yeast, one tsp."

_________________________________

"Tsp?"

_________________________________

One teaspoon.

_________________________________

(GIGGLING)

Oh, one teaspoon, of course.

_________________________________

(HUMMING)

_________________________________

Oh, gracious,

how that child has grown.

_________________________________

Oh, it seems only yesterday

we brought her here.

_________________________________

Just a tiny baby.

_________________________________

(SNIFFLES)

_________________________________

-Why, Merryweather.

-Whatever is the matter, dear?

_________________________________

(CRYING)

After today she'll be a princess,

_________________________________

and we won't have any Briar Rose.

_________________________________

-Oh, Flora.

-Now, now, now.

_________________________________

Well, we all knew this day had to come.

_________________________________

But why did it have to come so soon?

_________________________________

After all, we've had her for 16 years.

_________________________________

Sixteen wonderful years.

_________________________________

(SNIFFLES)

_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT)

_________________________________

Oh, gracious!

We're acting like a lot of ninnies.

_________________________________

Come on.

She'll be back before we get started.
_________________________________

_________________________________

(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

-(COUGHING)
-(GUNSHOT)

_________________________________
CLAYTON: I was reminded of

a safari I led up the Zambezi.

_________________________________
Marvelous. Lots of hunting, yes.
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
_________________________________
Wildebeest everywhere.
_________________________________
Two bearers loading three rifles
for me, blasting away.
_________________________________

That's when I knew I was born for Africa
_________________________________

and Africa was created for...
_________________________________

(GUNSHOT)

_________________________________
PROFESSOR: Clayton?

_________________________________

(PANTING) Clayton... Oh, there you are.
_________________________________

What is it? What is it, Clayton?

Are we in danger?
_________________________________

I thought I saw something.
_________________________________

Is it a Hippopotamus amphibius

or a Rhinoceros bicornis?

_________________________________
CLAYTON: Professor, don't move!

_________________________________

-Oh, right.

-JANE: Daddy?

_________________________________
Ow, ow, ow!
_________________________________

Daddy, what's all the hullabaloo about?
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Ow! Ah!
_________________________________

What is it, Daddy?
_________________________________

Mr. Clayton asked me not to move.

He saw something.
_________________________________

Uh... Ooh!
_________________________________

I moved.
_________________________________

Uh, Mr. Clayton? Sorry, excuse me.
_________________________________

But my father and I came on this
expedition to study gorillas,
_________________________________

and I believe your shooting

might be scaring them off.
_________________________________

You hired me to protect you,

Miss Porter,
_________________________________
and protect you I shall.
_________________________________

And you're doing a marvelous job of it.
_________________________________

But we only have a short time

before the ship returns, you see...
_________________________________

Jane! Jane, do you realize

what you're standing in?
_________________________________

-A gorilla's nest!

-(GASPS) Daddy!
_________________________________

At last! Our first sign in days.
_________________________________

Do you think the beasts

could be nearby?
_________________________________

Could be. Why, I mean,
there's the evidence.
_________________________________

PROFESSOR: (STAMMERING)
They can't be very far, anyway.
_________________________________

(GASPS) Look! Over there and there...

_________________________________
PROFESSOR: Where? Yes, more nests!

_________________________________
-I see them!

-Just as you predicted!
_________________________________

BOTH: Family groups!
_________________________________

Oh, Jane, I love you.
_________________________________

(LAUGHTER)
_________________________________

Family groups?
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
Excuse me, but these are wild beasts
_________________________________

that would sooner tear
your head off than look at you.
_________________________________

On the contrary, Mr. Clayton.
_________________________________
Daddy's theory is that these are
social creatures, not monsters.
_________________________________

(BIRD SQUAWKING)
_________________________________

Mr. Clayton, please.

What if it's a gorilla?
_________________________________

It's no gorilla.
_________________________________

Mmm.
_________________________________

Perhaps we should press on.
_________________________________

Yes, indeed.
_________________________________

Now, we should keep heading west,
_________________________________

following the Ganoderma applanatum.

_________________________________
CLAYTON: Excellent, Professor.

_________________________________
I could've used your expertise
on my last safari.
_________________________________
I was in the mountainous region
of Zambia.

_________________________________

-(CRIES OUT) Oh!

-CLAYTON: Yes, very dangerous.

_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

Are you what all the fuss was about?
_________________________________

(WHISPERING) Daddy! Daddy, quick!
_________________________________

No, wait. Hold still.
_________________________________

Oh, my good...
_________________________________

You may not be a gorilla,

but you are one sweet little...
_________________________________

There you go. What do you think?
_________________________________

(SQUEALS)
_________________________________

What? Oh!

_________________________________
JANE: Why, you little...

_________________________________

Well, this is absolutely peachy.

Come to study gorillas
_________________________________
and get my sketchbook
pinched by a baboon.
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Give me that!
_________________________________

Oh, come on now, enough of this.
_________________________________

I want this paper on the count of three.
_________________________________

One.
_________________________________
Two.
_________________________________

Oh, look, bananas!
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

I can't believe you fell for that one.
_________________________________

(CRYING)
_________________________________

No, no, don't give me

those crocodile tears.
_________________________________

What would your parents have to say?
_________________________________

-(ROARING)
-(YELPS)
_________________________________

You see, I told you they'd be cross.
_________________________________

Go easy on him.

Children will be children.
_________________________________
JANE: Oh, I'm flying!

_________________________________

What on earth am I... (GASPS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

Get off! Get off!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Put me down! Put me down!
_________________________________

No, pick me up, pick me up!

_________________________________
JANE: Help!

_________________________________

Oh, no!
_________________________________
(JANE SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

Unhand me, monkey!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Over there!
_________________________________

(JANE SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(CHATTERING)
_________________________________
(CHATTERING)
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________

I'm in a tree with a man

who talks to monkeys.
_________________________________

I can't do this. I can't...
_________________________________
Oh! This is good. This is very good.
_________________________________

I... Oh! Wait.
_________________________________
One, two.
_________________________________

(YELPS)
_________________________________

Oh...
_________________________________

It can't get any worse, can it?
_________________________________

(THUNDER CRASHES)
_________________________________

Obviously it can.
_________________________________

(SHRIEKS)
_________________________________

Stay back. No, don't...

Don't come any closer.
_________________________________
Please, don't.
_________________________________

What are you... What are you doing?
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

No, please don't. That tickles.
_________________________________

No, get off, get off. Get off!

_________________________________
JANE: It serves you right.

_________________________________

Stay away from me,
like a very good wild man.
_________________________________
You stay. I'm warning you.
_________________________________

My father won't take kindly to you...
_________________________________

No. That's... Now, that's close enough.
_________________________________

How dare you! What...
_________________________________

(GASPS) Oh!
_________________________________
Um...
_________________________________

-(HEARTBEAT)

-Oh...
_________________________________

Oh, dear.
_________________________________

Oh, dear, oh, dear. Oh, dear.
_________________________________

Yes, thank you.
_________________________________
That's a lovely heartbeat. It's very nice.
_________________________________

-It's very nice.

-Oh, thank you.
_________________________________
I can't do a thing with it
in this humidity though. It's...
_________________________________

You do speak!
_________________________________

All this time I thought you were
a big, wild, quiet, silent person thing.
_________________________________

Why didn't you tell me?
_________________________________

I must say I'm rather curious

as to who you are. I'd love...
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Tarzan.
_________________________________

Tarzan.
_________________________________

Tarzan?
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Oh, I see.
_________________________________

Oh, I see.
_________________________________

Tarzan.
_________________________________

Oh, I see.
_________________________________

No, no, no. No. (CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

I'm Jane.
_________________________________

No, no, no. No.

(CLEARS THROAT) I'm Jane.
_________________________________

No, no.
_________________________________

Jane. Tarzan.
_________________________________

Jane.
_________________________________

Jane.
_________________________________

-Exactly.

-(GUNSHOT)
_________________________________

Clayton!
_________________________________

(GUNSHOT)
_________________________________

Clayton.
_________________________________

Extraordinary.
_________________________________

Please, can you take me to my camp?
_________________________________

(GUNSHOT)
_________________________________

Yes, Clayton. Wonderful.
_________________________________

(STAMMERING) Um...
_________________________________
Can't we walk?

_________________________________
TARZAN: Can't we walk?
_________________________________

_________________________________
(DRUMMING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
(QUACKING)
_________________________________
Os quindins de Yayá
Cume, cume, cume
_________________________________
Os quindins de Yayá
Cume, cume, cume
_________________________________
Os quindins de Yayá
Cume, cume, cume
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

What do you feel about Baía?
Tell me the truth.

_________________________________

Oh, swell. Marvelous!
_________________________________

Romance...
_________________________________

moonlight, beautiful girls.

_________________________________
JOE: Sim, senhor.
_________________________________
Voce e um grande pirata!
_________________________________

Or, as you say, you are a wolf!
_________________________________

Take it easy. You have more presents.

_________________________________

Presents? More presents!
_________________________________

What? Oh, I'm a midget! Oh!
_________________________________

You, you're a midget too!
_________________________________

Oh, Donald! Don't worry.
It is simple, my friend.

_________________________________

Just a little black magic will fix you up.

_________________________________
Nada aqui nesta manga,
nada aqui nesta manga.
_________________________________
Balacubaco, saca trapo de urubu
Pe de pato misturado, com bambu
_________________________________
Siricotico, tico, tico no fubá, tico
Pó de mico. quero ver no que vai da
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) Acredite se quiser.
Believe it or not, it is very simple.
_________________________________
Nada aqui nesta manga,
nada aqui nesta manga.
_________________________________
(MUMBLING)
_________________________________

Que Engracado!
You are very funny fellow.
_________________________________

-Oh, my, my, my, my!

-You kill my head!
_________________________________
JOE: (LAUGHS) Uh, uh, uh.
_________________________________
Nao, nao, meu caro amigo!
Voce deve usar o outro dedo!
_________________________________

Huh?

_________________________________
JOE: Oh, my friend,
you are using the wrong finger.
_________________________________

Now... blow.
_________________________________

-Thanks, pal! Abraco, abraco!

-Bu... But Donald, your presents!
_________________________________

My presents!
_________________________________
(DONALD CHEERS)
_________________________________
("THREE CABALLEROS"
THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
PANCHITO: Ah, Jalisco no te rajes
_________________________________
Me sale del alma
Gritar con calor
_________________________________
Abrir todo el pecho
_________________________________
Pa' echar este grito
Que lindo es jalisco
_________________________________
Palabra De honor
_________________________________
(CHEERS)
_________________________________

Aha! My friends!
_________________________________
Bienvenidos, Cuates.

Welcome to Mexico.
_________________________________

Son of a gun, it's a pleasure
to see such fine gentlemen in Mexico!
_________________________________

Here, amigos. Donald!
_________________________________

Jose! (LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Caramba!
Now we're three gay caballeros.

_________________________________
Yaaaaa!
_________________________________
(SINGING) We're three caballeros
Three gay caballeros
_________________________________
They say we are birds of a feather
_________________________________
(ALL CHIRP)
_________________________________
We're happy amigos
No matter where he goes
_________________________________
The one, two, and three goes
We're always together
_________________________________
Ah, ha, ha!
_________________________________
We're three happy chappies
With snappy serapes
_________________________________
You'll find us beneath our sombreros
_________________________________
Ah, ha, ha!
_________________________________
We're brave and we'll stay so
We're bright as a peso
_________________________________
-Who says so?
-We say so!
_________________________________
The three caballeros
_________________________________
Oh
_________________________________
We have the stars to guide us
_________________________________
Guitars here beside us
_________________________________
To play as we go
_________________________________
We sing and we samba
We shout Ay Caramba
_________________________________
-What means "Ay Caramba"?
-Oh, yes, I don't know.
_________________________________
Oh
_________________________________
Through fair or stormy weather
_________________________________
We stand close together
_________________________________
Like books on a shelf
_________________________________
And pals though we may be
_________________________________
When some Latin baby
Says yes, no or maybe
_________________________________
(WHISTLING)
_________________________________
Each man is for himself
_________________________________
Ah, Jalisco no te rajes
_________________________________
Me sale del alma
Gritar con Calor
_________________________________
Ya, ha, ha!
_________________________________
Abrir todo el pecho pa' echar
Este grito que lindo es jalisco
_________________________________
Palabra de-e-e-e
Honor-r-r-r
_________________________________
Aha!

_________________________________

-What's this?

-What's this? (LAUGHS)
_________________________________

This is your gift from Mexico, Donald.
_________________________________

-A piñata.

-Oh, boy, oh, boy! A piñata!
_________________________________

What's a piñata?

_________________________________
A piñata is full of surprises, presents.

It is the very spirit of Christmas.
_________________________________

Christmas?
_________________________________

Jingle bells
Jingle bells Jingle all...
_________________________________

No, no, Donald! For goodness sake!

_________________________________

Not "Jingle Bells"!
_________________________________

In Mexico, they sing Las Posadas.

_________________________________
PANCHITO: This custom takes place
_________________________________
on each of the nine days
before Christmas.
_________________________________

Each evening, the children gather
at the village church
_________________________________

and form a procession,
_________________________________
symbolizing the journey
of Mary and Joseph
_________________________________

from Nazareth to Bethlehem.
_________________________________

The little ones carry images
of the saints from house to house,
_________________________________

singing a plea for shelter, or Posada.
_________________________________

A reply comes from within.
_________________________________

"No Posada, no shelter."
_________________________________

Looking sad and downhearted,

they try again.
_________________________________

But the reply is still the same.
_________________________________

"No shelter, no Posada."
_________________________________

They repeat the song time after time,

and always they are refused.
_________________________________

Until, at last, they reach a
friendly house and the door is opened.

_________________________________

"Come in, come in, holy pilgrims.
_________________________________

"This humble home is yours."
_________________________________

And now, Mary and Joseph

have found shelter at last.
_________________________________

Then the rejoicing begins.
_________________________________

The feasting, the celebrating,

and finally, the biggest surprise of all,
_________________________________

breaking the piñata.

_________________________________
And now, for your piñata, Donald.

Here you are. Go to it.
_________________________________

One side, boys, one side.
I'm going to smack it!

_________________________________

Hold it, ho... hold it, Donald.

First you must be blindfolded.
_________________________________

We have to put this over your eyes.

That's part of the tradition.
_________________________________

Now, now, stand here.
_________________________________

Come here now, hit it hard.
_________________________________

All right, let's see you smack it.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Wait just a minute.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

Uh-oh.
_________________________________
Aha!
_________________________________
(MUMBLES AND SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(YELLING)

_________________________________
("THREE CABALLEROS"
THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
PANCHITO: You see, Donald?
_________________________________
Didn't I told you it was full of surprises?
_________________________________
Ahh! La bandera Mexicana.
_________________________________

Did you know that the history

of Mexico is in her flag?
_________________________________

Oh, yes!
_________________________________
You see, many hundreds of years ago,
the god of the Aztecs
_________________________________

commanded them to build a big city
_________________________________
where they would find an eagle
destroying a serpent.
_________________________________

But when they find this eagle,
he was sitting on a cactus.
_________________________________
On top of a rock,

way out in the middle of a lake.
_________________________________

Caramba! To build a city here

would be almost impossiblé.
_________________________________

But they built and built

and built some more.
_________________________________

Until today, believe it or not,

the lake is full of Mexico City.
_________________________________

(SINGING) Sweet music
_________________________________

Gay serenatas
_________________________________

Tropic skies of velvet blue
_________________________________

Magic gardens
_________________________________

Perfume the breezes
_________________________________

Where true love

Brought me to you
_________________________________

Mexico

With all your romance
_________________________________

Your song of love

Will live forever after
_________________________________

Mexico
_________________________________

Sweethearts are singing
_________________________________

Lovebirds are winging
_________________________________

Through a sky filled with laughter
_________________________________

Paradise
_________________________________

That's where I found you
_________________________________

Your magic smile
_________________________________

Made the blossoms bloom around you
_________________________________

Mexico
_________________________________

Why do I feel as I do
_________________________________

I simply fell under the spell
_________________________________

Of you
_________________________________

Oba, Oba! Nice! Oh, boy!
_________________________________

Ah, but this is only the beginning,
amigos.

_________________________________
Take a look at this one.
_________________________________

Oh, boy! What a pretty picture!

_________________________________
PANCHITO: And now for a nice trip
through Mexico
_________________________________

on the magic sarape.
_________________________________

-All aboard, amigos!

-Oh, what's going on here?
_________________________________

Paradise

That's where I found you
_________________________________

Your magic smile
_________________________________

Made the blossoms bloom around you
_________________________________

Mexico
_________________________________

Why do I feel as I do
_________________________________

I simply fell under the spell
_________________________________

Of you

Of you

_________________________________
_________________________________

It's not gonna be easy, you know?

_________________________________

He's a busy man. What are you doing?

_________________________________

I'm walking like a skeleton. Blending in.

_________________________________

No. Skeletons don't walk like that.

_________________________________

-It's how you walk.

-No, I don't! Stop it!

_________________________________

Whoa! Ernesto de la Cruz's

Sunrise Spectacular?

_________________________________

-Qué padre!

-(SCOFFS)
_________________________________

Every year your great-great-grandpa

puts on that dumb show...
_________________________________

to mark the end of Día de Muertos.

_________________________________

-And you can get us in!
-Um...

_________________________________

Hey, you said you had front row tickets!

_________________________________

That...was a lie. I apologize for that.

_________________________________

Cool off, chamaco.
Come on. I'll get you to him.

_________________________________

How?

_________________________________

Because I happen to know

where he's rehearsing.

_________________________________
DE LA CRUZ: ♪ Remember me

Don't let it make you cry ♪

_________________________________

(SCOFFS) You better have

my dress, Héctor.

_________________________________
HÉCTOR: Hola, Ceci.

_________________________________

(HÉCTOR YELPS)

_________________________________
♪ ♪
_________________________________

-Hola.

-Ceci, I lost the dress.

_________________________________

Ya lo sabía!

_________________________________

I got to dress forty dancers by sunrise.

_________________________________

Thanks to you, I'm one Frida
short of an opening number!
_________________________________

Dante! We shouldn't be in here.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
-(CHITTERING)
-(BARKING)

_________________________________

No, no, Dante! Ven acá!

_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

You! How did you get in here?

_________________________________

-I just followed my–

-Oh! The mighty Xolo dog!

_________________________________

Guider of wandering spirits.

_________________________________

And whose spirit

have you guided to me?

_________________________________

I don't think he's a spirit guide.

_________________________________

Ah, ah, ah.
_________________________________
The alebrijes of this world
can take many forms.

_________________________________

They are as mysterious

as they are powerful.
_________________________________
(COUGHS)

_________________________________

Or maybe he's just a dog.

Come, I need your eyes.

_________________________________

Your are the audience. Darkness.

_________________________________

And from the darkness, a giant papaya.

_________________________________

Dancers emerge from the papaya,

_________________________________

and the dancers are all me.

_________________________________

And they go to drink

from the milk of their mother,

_________________________________

who is a cactus.
_________________________________

But who is also me.

_________________________________

And her milk is not milk but tears.

_________________________________

Is it too obvious?

_________________________________

I think it's just
the right amount of obvious?

_________________________________

It could use some music.

Oh, what if you did like...

_________________________________

-(SINGS TUNE)
-(SNAPS FINGERS)
_________________________________
(ALL PLAYING TUNE)

_________________________________

Oh! And then it could go...

_________________________________

(SINGING TUNE)
_________________________________
(PLAYING TUNE)
_________________________________

And what if everything was on fire?

_________________________________

-(GASPS)
-Yes! Fire! Everywhere!

_________________________________

Inspired! You have

the spirit of an artist.
_________________________________
(BAND PLAYING)

_________________________________

The dancers exit.
The music fades, the lights go out.

_________________________________

And Ernesto de la Cruz

rises to the stage!

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

He does a couple of songs,

the sun rises, everyone cheers–

_________________________________

Excuse me, where's the real de la Cruz?

_________________________________

Ernesto doesn't do rehearsals!

_________________________________

He's too busy hosting that fancy party
at the top of his tower.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)

_________________________________

Chamaco, you can't run off
on me like that.

_________________________________

Stop pestering the celebrities.

_________________________________

You said my
great-great-grandpa would be here!

_________________________________

He's halfway across town

throwing some big party.

_________________________________

That bum. Who doesn't show up

to his own rehearsal?

_________________________________

If you're such good friends,

how come he didn't invite you?

_________________________________

He's your great-great-grandpa,

how come he didn't invite you?

_________________________________

Hey, Gustavo! You know

anything about this party?

_________________________________

(SCOFFS) It's the hot ticket!

_________________________________

But if you're not on the guest list,

you're never getting in, Chorizo.

_________________________________

-Hey! It's Chorizo! Choricito!
-(ALL LAUGHING)

_________________________________

Ah-ha. Very funny, guys. Very funny.

_________________________________

Chorizo?

_________________________________

Oh, this guy's famous.

_________________________________

Go on, go on.

Ask him how he died.

_________________________________

I don't want to talk about it.

_________________________________

He choked on some chorizo!

_________________________________

(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________
I didn't choke, okay?
_________________________________

I got food poisoning

which is a big difference.
_________________________________
(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________

This is why I don't like musicians.

_________________________________

Bunch of self-important jerks!

_________________________________

-Hey, I'm a musician.

-You are?
_________________________________

If you really want to get to Ernesto,

_________________________________

there is that music competition...
_________________________________

at the Plaza de la Cruz.
_________________________________

Winner gets to play at his party.

_________________________________

No, no. Chamaco,

you're loco if you think–

_________________________________

I need to get
my great-great-grandfather's blessing!

_________________________________

You know where I can get a guitar?

_________________________________

(SIGHS) I know a guy.
_________________________________

_________________________________
The Frigate That Flies – Muppetational & Winged Pirate

_________________________________
_________________________________

Soon, she's going to

make the whole ship fly!
_________________________________

PIRATES: To flying!
_________________________________

(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

Fly?
_________________________________

(SINGING)
First the Tower of London, arr!
_________________________________

The guards won't know what hit it
_________________________________

We'll swoop right down
and take the crown
_________________________________

And the Crown Jewels with it
_________________________________

And when we fly to Paris
_________________________________

Oh, the treasures I'll be grabbin'
_________________________________

The Mona Lisa will look lovely
_________________________________

Hanging in me cabin
_________________________________

PIRATES: Hey-ho
_________________________________

Imagine the places that we'll go
_________________________________

No one can stop us
When we're so
_________________________________

High in the stratosphere!
_________________________________

PIRATES: Hey-ho
_________________________________

We'll be the freighter that plunders
_________________________________

Every one of the world's
seven wonders
_________________________________

When we're up in the skies
_________________________________

For who can fight a frigate that flies?
_________________________________

No one can fight a frigate that flies
_________________________________

Next we'll roam to Rome, me lads
_________________________________

And here's what I'll be stealin'
_________________________________

I'll rob the Sistine Chapel
_________________________________

Of the Sistine Chapel's ceilin'
_________________________________

And for all the folks in Egypt
_________________________________

It will be a dismal day
_________________________________

They'll be crying for their mummies
_________________________________

When we take their mummies away!
_________________________________

PIRATES: Hey-ho
_________________________________

Imagine the places that we'll go
_________________________________

No can stop us when we're so high!
_________________________________

They will all cower in fear
_________________________________

Hey-ho, from Delhi to Rio to Venice
_________________________________

There's no city that we will not menace
_________________________________

When we're up in the skies
_________________________________

For who can fight a frigate that flies?
_________________________________

No one can fight a frigate that flies
_________________________________

-Oh, how high we will be!

-We will be
_________________________________

'Cause the blue fairy dust
Surely packs a mighty wallop
_________________________________

Only takes a dollop
_________________________________

-Soon it will set us free

-We'll be free
_________________________________

From the chains of gravity
_________________________________

Then we'll hoist up the sail
_________________________________

And we'll set course for the sun
_________________________________

'Cause when you've got wings
_________________________________

No wicked deed cannot be done
_________________________________

And we owe it all
_________________________________

To our great and glorious captain
_________________________________

Although, now that you mention it,
_________________________________

why are we taking orders

from some fairy, anyway?
_________________________________

-(ALL GASP)

-(SWORD UNSHEATHES)
_________________________________

(GASPS) Heh, heh, heh...
_________________________________

Two, three, four!
_________________________________

Hey-ho,
imagine the places that we'll go
_________________________________

No one can stop us when we're so high
_________________________________

-Givin' a pirate cheer

-PIRATES: Arr!
_________________________________

Hey-ho, we'll be
the freighter that plunders
_________________________________

Every one of the world's
seven wonders
_________________________________

When we're up in the skies
_________________________________

For who can fight a frigate that flies?
_________________________________

Hey-ho, there's not a town or a county
_________________________________

That will not yield its bounty up
_________________________________

When our ship draws near
_________________________________

Hey-ho, there's not a city or village
_________________________________

That we will not plunder or pillage
_________________________________

When we're up in the skies
_________________________________

For who can fight a frigate that flies?
_________________________________

And every nation will give a donation
_________________________________

When they see us sail the skies
_________________________________

In a frigate that flies!
_________________________________

Hey!
_________________________________

(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________

_________________________________
(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

Have you found him, Pepita?

Have you found our boy?
_________________________________
(BLOWS)

_________________________________

-ROSITA: A footprint!

-It's a Rivera boot.

_________________________________

 -Size seven!

-And a half.

_________________________________

-Pronated.

-Miguel.

_________________________________

HÉCTOR: Why the heck would you

want to be a musician?

_________________________________
MIGUEL: My great-great-grandpa

was a musician!

_________________________________

Who spent his life
performing like a monkey
_________________________________
for complete strangers.

_________________________________

(GROANS) No thank you.
No! Guácala!

_________________________________

(SCOFFS) What do you know?

_________________________________

So, how far is this guitar, anyway?

_________________________________

We're almost there.
_________________________________
(GROANS)

_________________________________

Keep up, chamaco. Come on!
_________________________________
(HÉCTOR WHISTLES)
_________________________________
(MUSIC PLAYING)

_________________________________

-ALL: Cousin Héctor!

-Hey! These guys! Hey, Tío!

_________________________________

?Qué onda?

_________________________________

These people are all you family?

_________________________________

Uh...
_________________________________
In a way. We're all the ones
with no photos or ofrendas.

_________________________________

No family to go home to.

Nearly forgotten, you know?

_________________________________

So, we all call each other cousin,
or tío, or whatever.
_________________________________
-(DANTE WHINES)
-(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

-Héctor!

-Tía Chelo!
_________________________________
(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Muchas gracias!

_________________________________

Hey! Save some for me!

Is Chicharrón around?

_________________________________

CHELO: Eh, in the bungalow.

_________________________________

I don't know if he's
in the mood for visitors.

_________________________________

(SCOFFS) Who doesn't like
a visit from cousin Héctor?

_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-(CLATTERS)
_________________________________

Buenas noches, Chicharrón!

_________________________________

I don't want to see
your stupid face, Héctor.

_________________________________

Come on. It's Día de Muertos.

_________________________________

I brought you a little offering.

_________________________________

-Get out of here.

-I would Cheech.
_________________________________
But the thing is,

me and my friend, Miguel...

_________________________________

We really need to borrow your guitar.

_________________________________

-My guitar?

-Yes.

_________________________________

My prized beloved guitar?

_________________________________

I promise we'll bring it right back.

_________________________________

Like the time you promised

to bring back my van?

_________________________________

-Uh...

-Or my mini-fridge?
_________________________________

-Ah, you see–

-Or my good napkins?
_________________________________

My lasso? My femur?

_________________________________

Well, no, not like those times.

_________________________________

Where is my femur? You– (GROANING)

_________________________________

Whoa, whoa.

_________________________________

-You okay, amigo?

-(SIGHS) I'm fading, Héctor.

_________________________________

I can feel it.

_________________________________

I couldn't even play
that thing if I wanted to.

_________________________________

You play me something.

_________________________________

No. You know
I don't play anymore, Cheech.

_________________________________

The guitar is for the kid.

_________________________________

You want it, you got to earn it.

_________________________________

Ay, only for you, amigo.

_________________________________
(STRUMMING)
_________________________________

Any requests?

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
You know my favorite, Héctor.
_________________________________
(PLAYING SOFT MUSIC)

_________________________________

♪ Well, everyone knows Juanita

_________________________________

♪ Her eyes each a different color

_________________________________

♪ Her teeth stick out
And her chin goes in

_________________________________

♪ And her...

_________________________________

♪ Knuckles they drag on the floor

_________________________________

-Those aren't the words.

-There are children present.

_________________________________

♪ Her hair is like a briar

_________________________________

♪ She stands in a bow-legged stance

_________________________________

♪ And if I weren't so ugly

_________________________________

♪ She'd possibly give me a chance ♪
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)

_________________________________

Brings back memories.

_________________________________

Gracias.

_________________________________
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
_________________________________
(WHINES)
_________________________________

Wait. What happened?

_________________________________

He's been forgotten.

_________________________________

When there's no one left
in the living world
_________________________________
who remembers you...

_________________________________

you disappear from this world.

We call it the final death.

_________________________________

(STAMMERS) Where did he go?

_________________________________

No one knows.

_________________________________

But I've met him.

I could remember him when I go back!

_________________________________

No, it doesn't work like that, chamaco.

_________________________________

Our memories,

they have to be passed down
_________________________________

by those who knew us in life...

_________________________________

in the stories they tell about us.

_________________________________

But there's no one left alive

to pass down Cheech's stories.

_________________________________

Hey, it happens to everyone eventually.

_________________________________

Come on, de la Cruzcito,

you've got a contest to win.
_________________________________

_________________________________

(GUARD WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

Looks like we are busted.
_________________________________

(GRUMBLING) Exactly
what are we doing today?

_________________________________

I am doing my job.
_________________________________

All we need to do is look at the map

with the blinky lights, and wait.
_________________________________

This is how it is done here in Europe.
_________________________________

In America, we use 3-D

satellite LED displays.
_________________________________

Not cardboard with Christmas

lights stuck through it.
_________________________________

A blinky light! She is blinking! Let's go.
_________________________________

(BEEPING)
_________________________________

What is this? A toy?
_________________________________

This is my car, Le Maximum.
_________________________________

It is illegal now in most of
the EU for its massive size.
_________________________________

It's so needlessly spacious, I feel guilty.
_________________________________

(JEAN PIERRE YELLS IN FRENCH)
_________________________________

SAM: I hate Europe.
_________________________________
Ah, this is the life, mon ami.
_________________________________
Out on the open road
with no schedule at all.
_________________________________
Except for Madrid.
_________________________________

(HORN BEEPING)
_________________________________

JEAN PIERRE: Get out of the way.
_________________________________

SAM: Stay on the road!
_________________________________

JEAN PIERRE: Interpol!
_________________________________

Excusez-moi.
_________________________________

MAN: Watch out, everyone!
_________________________________

JEAN PIERRE: 37 hours. Not bad.
_________________________________

The Lemur. I knew it.
_________________________________

This doesn't make any sense.
_________________________________

Why break in,

smash some priceless busts
_________________________________

and then not steal anything?
_________________________________

There must be something bigger
going on.
_________________________________

-But what?

-(CLOCK BELL TOLLING)
_________________________________

Ah, I've got it!
_________________________________

Oh, sorry. 2:00 PM. My day is over.
_________________________________

Wait. Those weirdos, the Muppets,
_________________________________

were performing next
to the crime scene in Berlin.
_________________________________

And here they are,
_________________________________

performing right next
to the crime scene in Madrid!
_________________________________

You know what that means.
_________________________________

-Yes, they love museums!

-No!
_________________________________

They're suspects!
_________________________________

Okay. Overtime.
_________________________________

We must find these Muppets

before they flee the country.
_________________________________

To the train station!
_________________________________

Hey, Larry, want a bite of my bocadillos?
_________________________________

(WOMAN YELPS)
_________________________________

-What the...

-Ah!
_________________________________

Are you all Les Muppets?
_________________________________

Wow, those are big badges!
_________________________________

-Thank you.

-Merci...
_________________________________

Come, come. You must come with us

to answer some questions.
_________________________________

(SINGING) Kermit, let's begin
Describe the day you played Berlin

_________________________________
We rehearsed,
and then we walked about
_________________________________

We ate bratwurst and sauerkraut
_________________________________

That night at 10:03
_________________________________

Were you inside the portrait gallery?
_________________________________
From ten o'clock till 10:04
_________________________________
Was when we did the show's encore
_________________________________
Hmm, frog we've got our doubts
_________________________________
Can you confirm your whereabouts?
_________________________________

My alibi is watertight
_________________________________

The audience saw me sing all night
_________________________________

Monsieur, we know you did the crime
_________________________________

I was on stage that whole time
_________________________________

Ask who sang Rainbow Connection
_________________________________

Thank you, Kermit, no more questions

_________________________________
Allo. I think it's time for

good cop/romantic cop.
_________________________________

(SINGING) Miss Piggy,
you could end up locked inside
_________________________________

And now's your chance
to save your hide
_________________________________

Gentlemen, I did not know
_________________________________

It's a crime to steal the show
_________________________________

Tell us how the art was taken
_________________________________

If you want to save your bacon
_________________________________

I haven't seen your missing art
_________________________________

All I've stolen is audience hearts
_________________________________
We can give you a plea deal
_________________________________
All you have to do is squeal
_________________________________
I'm not a thief
I don't know how
_________________________________
All I've ever taken is a bow
_________________________________

We'll catch the swine
_________________________________

That did this job
_________________________________

Give up the pig puns, creep!
_________________________________

Go jump in a lake, that's my suggestion
_________________________________

Thank you, Piggy, no more questions
_________________________________

I think she likes me. Huh?
_________________________________

I don't think your puns
are helping the investigation.
_________________________________

-You know, I think they did it

-No, they didn't

_________________________________
Yes, they did and we can pin it
_________________________________

If they did how did they do it?
_________________________________

If they didn't how did they didn't?
_________________________________

If they didn't then it's easy
'cause they simply didn't do it
_________________________________

If they did it, then I knew it
but we've nothing that can prove it

_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT) Oh. Excuse me.
_________________________________
Bring in the purple guy
with the schnoz.
_________________________________
Do you remember what you did
_________________________________
On the night you played Madrid?
_________________________________
I was hit by a raging bull
_________________________________
And rushed off stage to the hospital
_________________________________
Gonzo, what do you know
_________________________________
About a sculpture theft
at Madrid's Prado
_________________________________
I never saw the stolen busts
_________________________________
I spent the night in bed concussed
_________________________________
The truth, Gonzo the clock is tickin'
_________________________________
If you don't believe me ask the chicken
_________________________________
Camilla was there she'll cooperate
_________________________________
Madame, are you willing
to corroborate?
_________________________________
(CLUCKING FRANTICALLY)
_________________________________
Will someone get
this chicken out of here?
_________________________________
Calm down, Camilla
it's a routine inspection
_________________________________
Thank you, Gonzo
no more questions
_________________________________

Let's go from the start
_________________________________

What do you know about the stolen art?
_________________________________

I didn't know there was a plan
_________________________________

Your accusation's far out, man
_________________________________

The chances of us committing
a crime are less than .009

_________________________________
(SPEAKING MOCK SWEDISH)
_________________________________
To help with our investigation
_________________________________
Could someone provide
a full translation?
_________________________________
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
_________________________________

-(QUACKING)
-(YELLING)
_________________________________

(SINGING) Uh, I can
do an Elvis impression

_________________________________
Thank you, Muppets
No more questions

_________________________________
-They didn't

-No, they didn't

_________________________________
There's no way they did the crime

_________________________________
-They couldn't, they're too stupid

-Not criminal masterminds

_________________________________
We do not know who did it
But we know who didn't do it

_________________________________
So we know who didn't do it

_________________________________
Yes, we know who didn't do it

_________________________________
They're incapable of being culpable!

_________________________________
Hi!
_________________________________

SAM: Come on.
Let's go over the files again.

_________________________________

_________________________________

(VOCALIZING)

_________________________________

(CHIRPING TO THE SAME TUNE)

_________________________________

(AURORA VOCALIZING)

_________________________________

(CHIRPING)

_________________________________

(VOCALIZING)

_________________________________

(BOTH CHIRPING)

_________________________________

(VOCALIZING)

_________________________________

(BIRDS CHIRPING)

_________________________________

(VOCALIZING CONTINUES)

_________________________________

(HOOTING)

_________________________________

(VOCALIZING)

_________________________________

(BIRDS CHIRPING)

_________________________________

(AURORA VOCALIZING)

_________________________________

You hear that, Samson?

_________________________________

Beautiful.

_________________________________

(SNORTS)

_________________________________

What is it?

_________________________________

Come on. Let's find out.

_________________________________

(SNORTS)

_________________________________

Come on.

_________________________________

For an extra bucket of oats?

_________________________________

And a few carrots?

_________________________________

Hup, boy!

_________________________________

(AURORA VOCALIZING)

_________________________________

PHILLIP: Whoa!

_________________________________

(SNORTS)

_________________________________

(WATER SPLASHING)

_________________________________

No carrots.

_________________________________

_________________________________
(SNIFFING)
_________________________________
ALL: Ah!
_________________________________

Soup!
_________________________________

Hooray!
_________________________________
(CHATTERING)
_________________________________
(ARGUING)
_________________________________
SNOW WHITE: Uh-uh, uh-uh!
_________________________________

Just a minute.
_________________________________

Supper's not quite ready.

You'll just have time to wash.
_________________________________

ALL: Wash? Wash?
_________________________________

-Wash? Wash? Wash?

-Hah! Knew there was a catch to it.
_________________________________

-Why wash?

-What for? We ain't goin' nowhere.
_________________________________

'Tain't New Year's.
_________________________________

Oh, perhaps you have washed.
_________________________________

Perhaps we...
_________________________________

-Yes! Perhaps we have.

-But when?
_________________________________

When? When. Uh, you said whe...
_________________________________

(STUTTERING) Why, last week.
Why, recently!
_________________________________

ALL: Yes, recently!
_________________________________

Oh, recently!
_________________________________

Let me see your hands.
_________________________________

Let me see your hands!
_________________________________

Why, Doc, I'm surprised!
_________________________________
(NERVOUS CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

Come on, let's see them.
_________________________________

Oh, Bashful, my, my, my!
_________________________________

And you?
_________________________________
(SNOW WHITE TSKING)
_________________________________

(GASPING) Worse than I thought!
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________

(GASPS) How shocking!
_________________________________
(TSKING)
_________________________________

Goodness me, this will never do.
_________________________________

March straight outside and wash,

or you'll not get a bite to eat.
_________________________________
(CLATTERING)
_________________________________
Hah!
_________________________________

Well, aren't you going to wash?
_________________________________

What's the matter?

Cat got your tongue?
_________________________________
(SNOW WHITE LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Oh! Did you hurt yourself?
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(SLAMS)
_________________________________

Hah, women!

_________________________________
DOC: Courage, men, courage.

_________________________________
Don't be nervous.
_________________________________
Gosh, it's wet!
_________________________________
(SPUTTERING)
_________________________________
It's cold, too!
_________________________________
We ain't gonna do it, are we?
_________________________________
(STUTTERING)
Well, it'll please the Princess.
_________________________________
I'll take a chance for her!
_________________________________
ALL: Me, too!
_________________________________
Hah! Her wiles are beginnin' to work.
_________________________________
But I'm warnin' ya,
you give 'em an inch,
_________________________________
and they'll walk all over ya!
_________________________________
Don't listen to that old warthog.
Come on now, men.
_________________________________
-How hard do ya scrub?
-Will our whiskers shrink?
_________________________________
Do ya get in the tub?
_________________________________
Do ya have to wash
where it doesn't show?
_________________________________
Now, now, now, don't get excited.
Here we go.
_________________________________
(SINGING) Step up to the tub
'Tain't no disgrace
_________________________________
Just pull up your sleeves
and get 'em in place
_________________________________
Then scoop up the water
and rub it on your face and go...
_________________________________
(SPUTTERING)
_________________________________
Pick up the soap
Now don't try to bluff
_________________________________
Work up a lather
And when you got enough
_________________________________
Get your hands full of water
and you snort and you snuff and go...
_________________________________
(SPUTTERING)
_________________________________
You douse and you souse
Rub and you scrub
_________________________________
You sputter and splash
all over the tub
_________________________________
(BUZZING)
_________________________________
You may be cold
and wet when you're done
_________________________________
But you gotta admit
it's good and clean fun
_________________________________
So splash all you like
'Tain't any trick
_________________________________
As soon as you're through
You'll feel mighty slick
_________________________________
Bunch of old nanny goats.
Ya make me sick going...
_________________________________
(SPUTTERING)
_________________________________
(SPUTTERING)
_________________________________
Hah! Next thing ya know
_________________________________
she'll be tyin' your beards up
in pink ribbons
_________________________________
and smellin' ya up with
that stuff called "perform."
_________________________________
Hah!
_________________________________
(SPITTING)
_________________________________
(WATER SLOSHING)
_________________________________
A fine bunch of water lilies
you turned out to be.
_________________________________
I'd like to see anybody
make me wash if I didn't wanna.
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________
(WHISPERING)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
(WHISTLING)
_________________________________
Get him!
_________________________________
Hey, let go of me!
_________________________________
Get him over to the tub.
Get him over to the tub.
_________________________________
Let me loose, you fools! Let me loose!
_________________________________
Get him up on the tub. Get him up!
Hang on to him! Bang him! Pound him!
_________________________________
Get him up on the tub! On the tub.
That's the tub. That's the tub.
_________________________________
Don't, don't, don't, don't get excited!
Don't get... Don't get up... Don't get...
_________________________________
(CHATTERING)
_________________________________
Get the soap!
_________________________________
-DOC: Hey, steady, men.
-We'll get him there. We'll get him.
_________________________________
HAPPY: Never say die. Never say die.
_________________________________
GRUMPY: You don't...
_________________________________
(CHATTERING)
_________________________________
(HICCUPPING)
_________________________________
(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________
DOC: Now, scrub good and hard
It can't be denied
_________________________________
That he'll look mighty cute
as soon as he's dried
_________________________________
ALL: Well, it's good for the soul
And it's good for the hide to go...
_________________________________
(SPUTTERING)
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(HICCUPPING)
_________________________________
BASHFUL: Ain't he sweet?
_________________________________
(SNIFFING) Smells like a petunia.
_________________________________
(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________
He sure is cute!
_________________________________
You'll pay dearly for this!
_________________________________
Supper!
_________________________________
(CLANKING)
_________________________________
-Supper!
-ALL: Food. Hooray!
_________________________________
(SPUTTERING)
_________________________________
Hah!
_________________________________

_________________________________

(FEMALE SKUNK GIGGLING)

_________________________________

(FEMALE SKUNK GIGGLING)

_________________________________

(LAUGHING HELPLESSLY)

_________________________________

Huh.

_________________________________

Twitterpated.

_________________________________

(GASPING) Oh!

_________________________________

(CLEARING THROAT)

_________________________________

(FEMALE RABBIT GIGGLING)

_________________________________

(HUMMING)

_________________________________

Oh!

_________________________________

(CONTINUES HUMMING)

_________________________________

Hello.

_________________________________

(HUMMING)

_________________________________

Hello, Bambi.

_________________________________

Don't you remember me?

_________________________________

I'm Faline.

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

(SIGHING)

_________________________________

Bambi.

_________________________________

_________________________________

(BIRDS CHIRPING)

_________________________________

(HUMMING)

_________________________________

(SINGING) I wonder
_________________________________

I wonder
_________________________________

I wonder why each little bird
_________________________________

Has a someone
_________________________________

To sing to
_________________________________

Sweet things to
_________________________________

A gay little love melody
_________________________________

I wonder
_________________________________

If my heart keeps singing
_________________________________

Will my song go winging
_________________________________

To someone
_________________________________

Who will find me
_________________________________

And bring back a love song
_________________________________

To me

_________________________________

(SIGHS) Oh, dear.

_________________________________

Why do they still treat me like a child?

_________________________________

Who?

_________________________________

Aunt Flora and Fauna

and Merryweather.

_________________________________

They never want me to meet anyone.

_________________________________

(GIGGLES)

But you know something?

_________________________________

(WHISPERING) I fooled them.

I have met someone.

_________________________________

(BIRDS TWITTERING)

_________________________________

Who?

_________________________________

Who? Who?

_________________________________

Oh... A prince.

_________________________________

Well, he's tall and handsome and...

_________________________________

And so romantic.

_________________________________

(CHIRPING)

_________________________________

Oh, we walk together and talk together.

_________________________________

And just before we say goodbye,

_________________________________

he takes me in his arms,

_________________________________

and then...

_________________________________

(EXCITED CHIRPING)

_________________________________

I wake up.

_________________________________

(DEJECTED CHIRPING)

_________________________________

Yes, it's only in my dreams.

_________________________________

(SNIFFLES)

_________________________________

But they say if you dream a thing

more than once,

_________________________________

it's sure to come true.

_________________________________

And I've seen him so many times.

_________________________________

(AURORA HUMMING)

_________________________________

(HOOTING)

_________________________________

(BIRDS CHIRPING)

_________________________________

PHILLIP: You know, Samson,

_________________________________

there was something

strange about that voice.

_________________________________

Too beautiful to be real.

_________________________________

Maybe it was a mysterious being,

a wood sprite, or...

_________________________________

(SNORTS)

_________________________________

(NEIGHS)

_________________________________

Here, stop!

_________________________________

(HUMMING)

_________________________________

(OWL HOOTING)

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

AURORA: Why, it's my dream prince.

_________________________________

(GIGGLING)

_________________________________

Your Highness.

_________________________________

(HUMMING)

_________________________________

You know, I'm really

not supposed to speak to strangers.

_________________________________

But we've met before.

_________________________________

(SINGING) I know you
_________________________________

I walked with you once upon a dream
_________________________________

I know you
_________________________________

The gleam in your eyes
_________________________________

ls so familiar a gleam
_________________________________

Yet I know it's true
_________________________________

That visions are seldom all they seem
_________________________________

But if I know you
_________________________________

I know what you'll do
_________________________________

You'll love me at once
_________________________________

The way you did
_________________________________

Once upon a dream
_________________________________

But if I know you
_________________________________

I know what you'll do
_________________________________

You'll love me at once

_________________________________

-The way you did

-The way you...

_________________________________

Once upon a dream

_________________________________

(HOOTING)

_________________________________

I'm awfully sorry.

I didn't mean to frighten you.

_________________________________

Oh, it... Wasn't that.

_________________________________

It's just that you're...

_________________________________

A stranger?

_________________________________

AURORA: Mmm-hmm.

_________________________________

PHILLIP: But don't you remember?

We've met before.

_________________________________

-We... We have?

-Well, of course. You said so yourself.

_________________________________

Once upon a dream.

_________________________________

(SINGING) I know you
_________________________________

I walked with you once upon a dream
_________________________________

I know you
_________________________________

The gleam in your eyes
_________________________________

ls so familiar a gleam

_________________________________

CHORUS: And I know it's true
_________________________________

That visions are seldom all they seem
_________________________________

But if I know you
_________________________________

I know what you'll do
_________________________________

You'll love me at once
_________________________________

The way you did once
_________________________________

Upon a dream

_________________________________

PHILLIP: Who are you?

What's your name?

_________________________________

AURORA: Hmm?

_________________________________

Oh! My name.

_________________________________

Why, it's, it's...

_________________________________

Oh, no, no. I can't. I...

_________________________________

-Goodbye.

-But when will I see you again?

_________________________________

Oh, never, never!

_________________________________

PHILLIP: Never?

_________________________________

-Well, maybe someday.

-When? Tomorrow?

_________________________________

Oh, no! This evening!

_________________________________

-Where?

-At the cottage in the glen.

_________________________________

_________________________________

ALL: Tarzan! Tarzan! Where are you?

_________________________________

MUNGO: Let's hope we find him

before Kerchak.

_________________________________

FLYNT: Maybe he's lost.
_________________________________

MUNGO: Or found something
more interesting.

_________________________________
TERK: Are you nuts? What could

be more interesting than us?

_________________________________

(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

Hey, what's everybody looking at?

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(TANTOR GASPING)
_________________________________

(TANTOR SHUDDERING)
_________________________________

The horror!
_________________________________

(WHIMPERING) It's gruesome. Hide me!
_________________________________

Pull yourself together.

You're embarrassing me.
_________________________________

These things aren't alive.
_________________________________

-(LAUGHTER)
-I knew that.
_________________________________

ALL: Tarzan!
_________________________________

Hello?
_________________________________

What kind of primitive beasts

are responsible for this mess?
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

Wow! Come here, you guys!
Come here, come here!
_________________________________
-Look at this.

-What is that thing?
_________________________________
-Funny. Wow.
-(DINGS)
_________________________________
ALL: Ooh!
_________________________________
-(SHATTERING)
-Hey!
_________________________________
Do it again, do it again.
_________________________________

Like this?
_________________________________
(TEARING)
_________________________________
-Yeah!
-Ooh.
_________________________________

Yeah. Rip it!
_________________________________

Ding! I love that part.
_________________________________

Let me hear it, big fella.

_________________________________

-TERK: Now, hit it!

-(LAUGHTER)

_________________________________

Yeah!
_________________________________

Nice.
_________________________________

What the heck? Bye-bye.
_________________________________

Terk. (TRUMPETS)
_________________________________

Yeah, Tant.
_________________________________

Now, hit it.
_________________________________

-Come on, Tantor !

-(TRUMPETS)

_________________________________
TERK: Oh, I love it.

_________________________________

Stay with me, fellas.
_________________________________

I feel something happening here.
_________________________________

(ANIMALS PLAY MUSIC
WITH ITEMS IN CAMP)

_________________________________
TERK: (SINGING)

Shoo-bee-do-da-be-da

_________________________________
Do-be-do-da-ba-da-ba-do
_________________________________
GORILLAS: Shoo-bee-do-da-be-da
Do-be-do-da-ba-da-ba-do
_________________________________
ALL: Shoo-bee-do-da-be-da
Do-be-do-da-ba-da-ba-do
_________________________________
Shoo-bop-she-doo
_________________________________
(MUSICAL CLINKING)

_________________________________
TERK: Yeah!

_________________________________
Bomp-bomp-bomp-bomp

_________________________________
(DRUMS PLAYING)

_________________________________
TERK: Yeah!

_________________________________
ALL: Shoo-bee-do-da-be-da
Do-be-do-da-ba-da-ba-do
_________________________________
Shoo-bee-do-da-be-da
Do-be-do-da-ba-da-ba-do

_________________________________
Wa-ba-ba-de-woo
_________________________________
(FAINT MUSIC)
_________________________________
-(SHATTERING)
-What...
_________________________________
Shoo-bop-she-doo
_________________________________
Shoo-bop-she-doo
_________________________________
Woo-woo!
_________________________________
(SPEEDING UP)
Shoo-bop-she-doo
_________________________________
Shoo-bop-she-doo
_________________________________
Woo!
_________________________________
(TRUMPET TRAILS OFF)
_________________________________

(GASPING) Gorillas!
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

He's one of them.
_________________________________
(GROWL)
_________________________________
Oh, my...
_________________________________

(ROAR)
_________________________________

(JANE WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

(WHIMPERING)

_________________________________
PROFESSOR AND CLAYTON: Jane!

_________________________________
PROFESSOR: Jane, where are you?

_________________________________

Jane. Oh, Jane.
_________________________________

-Oh, thank goodness.

-Good heavens, what happened?
_________________________________

Are you all right?
We've been everywhere.
_________________________________
Oh, my goodness.
_________________________________
-Daddy, I was out walking...

-Yes, yes.
_________________________________

Little baby. Little baby monkey.
_________________________________
-I drew a picture.

-Go on.
_________________________________

-The monkey starts crying.

-Oh, poor baby.
_________________________________

But I turned round, and
there's a whole fleet of them!
_________________________________

-Of what?

-An army of monkeys!
_________________________________

-A huge tree full of them...

-Monkeys?
_________________________________

...screaming at me!

(MIMICS MONKEY)
_________________________________

Theropithecus baboonus.

She's very good at this.
_________________________________

-Oh, really?

-Terrified, I was.
_________________________________
Suddenly, I was swinging
in the vines, up in the air!
_________________________________

-With the monkeys?

-Flying.
_________________________________
-In the air.

-And I'm all surrounded.
_________________________________

-What did you do?

-And, Daddy, they took my boot!
_________________________________

They took... Those are
the ones I bought you.
_________________________________

And I was saved!
_________________________________
I was saved by a flying wild man
in a loincloth.
_________________________________

-Loincloth, good Lord.

-What is she talking about?
_________________________________

I haven't the foggiest idea.
_________________________________

Takes after her mother, you know.
_________________________________

She'd come up with stories.

Not about men in loincloths...
_________________________________

-And there were gorillas!

-BOTH: Gorillas?
_________________________________

-They were doing...

-You saw the gorillas? Where?
_________________________________

-He left with them.

-Who, dear, who?
_________________________________

Tarzan.
_________________________________

Tarzan?
_________________________________

The ape man.
_________________________________

(SCREECHING)

_________________________________
KERCHAK: Everyone.

We will avoid the strangers.

_________________________________

Do not let them see you,

and do not seek them out.

_________________________________
TARZAN: They mean us no harm.

_________________________________

Tarzan, I don't know them.
_________________________________

I do. I've spent time with them.
_________________________________

You may be willing to risk

our safety, I'm not.
_________________________________

Why are you threatened

by anyone different from you?
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Protect this family,

and stay away from them.
_________________________________

Tarzan, for once, listen to Kerchak.
_________________________________

Why didn't you tell me there
were creatures that look like me?

_________________________________

_________________________________

MIGUEL: You told me

you hated musicians.

_________________________________

You never said you were one.

_________________________________
HÉCTOR: How do you think I knew

your great-great-grandpa?

_________________________________

We used to play music together.

Taught him everything he knows.

_________________________________

No manches! You played with

Ernesto de la Cruz...

_________________________________

the greatest musician of all time?

_________________________________

(LAUGHS) Ah, you're funny.

_________________________________

Greatest eyebrows of all time maybe.

_________________________________

But his music? Eh, not so much.

_________________________________

You don't know
what you're talking about.

_________________________________
HÉCTOR: Welcome to

the Plaza de la Cruz!

_________________________________

 Showtime, chamaco!

_________________________________
(WHOOPING)
_________________________________

Liévelo? T-shirts! Bobbleheads!
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)

_________________________________

Bienvenidos a todos!

_________________________________

Oh! (LAUGHS)

_________________________________

-Who's ready for some música?

-(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

It's a battle of the bands, amigos.

_________________________________

The winner gets to play

for the maestro himself,

_________________________________

Ernesto de la Cruz...
_________________________________

on his fiesta tonight!

_________________________________

That's our ticket, muchacho.

_________________________________

Oh! Oh, oh, oh!
_________________________________
Let the competition begin!
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
(ALL PLAYING UPBEAT MUSIC)
_________________________________
(ALL BARKING)
_________________________________
(PLAYING ACCORDIONS)
_________________________________

_________________________________
PANCHITO: And this, Donald,
is Patzcuaro,
_________________________________

a fisherman's paradise.
_________________________________

Yeah, beautiful!
_________________________________

Oh, boy! Would I like to come back
sometime and do a little fishing.
_________________________________

Uh-oh!
_________________________________
Ya-ha-ha-hee!
_________________________________

-What's going on here?

-Shh!
_________________________________

This is my favorite dance.

The Jarabe Pateno.

_________________________________
(MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
Doggone it. I can't get it.
_________________________________

No, no, no, no, no, boys!

You are off the beat!
_________________________________

This is the way.

_________________________________
DONALD: Well, what do you know?
_________________________________
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
_________________________________
(DONALD HUMS)
_________________________________
-Bravo, bravo, bravo, bravo!
-JOE: Excellente!
_________________________________
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
_________________________________
DONALD: Thanks.
I had a wonderful time.
_________________________________
PANCHITO: Adiós, amigos. So long.
_________________________________
(CROWD CHEERING)
_________________________________
(SINGING)
_________________________________

This is the way they dance in Veracruz.

It's called the Lilongo.

_________________________________
Ay lilongo, lilongo, lilongo
_________________________________
Ah
_________________________________
La-la-la-la-la
_________________________________
Ay lilongo, lilongo, lilongo
_________________________________
Hiya, girls. May I cut in?

_________________________________
JOE: Watch your step, Donald.
_________________________________

Some fun, hey, kid?
_________________________________
Ay lilongo, lilongo, lilongo
_________________________________
Ah
_________________________________
La-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la
_________________________________

So, you like dancing, huh? Okay.
_________________________________

Yeah, go on, Donald. Don't be afraid.
_________________________________

Not so fast, boys.
_________________________________

Go on in, Donald. Don't be bashful.
_________________________________

Hi, toots. Am I intruding?

_________________________________
PANCHITO: Hey, Donald,
you are what they say, "off the cob."
_________________________________

-You know, corny!

-Oh, yeah?
_________________________________
(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

Slap me with that boogie beat, Joe!
_________________________________

How am I doing, toots?
Hatcha-cha-cha!
_________________________________
Ay lilongo vamos al templo
Pa' Que nos bendiga el padre
_________________________________
Nos Tenemos Que Casar
Aunque no quiera tu madre
_________________________________
Ay lilongo, lilongo, lilongo
_________________________________
(SINGS)
_________________________________
La-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la
_________________________________
Adiós, lindas.
_________________________________

Come on. Let me go! (SCREAMS)

_________________________________
-I wanna stay! (SCREAMS)
-JOE: Take it easy, Donald.

_________________________________

There she is, Acapulco beach.
_________________________________

The Riviera of Mexico.
_________________________________

Take the telescope and have a look
at what you might call,
_________________________________
-the hot stuff.

-Oh, boy!
_________________________________
DONALD: Am I going to like this place!
_________________________________
(JOE CHEERING)
_________________________________

-Oh, boy! The hot stuff!
-(WHISTLES)
_________________________________
Whoopee!
_________________________________

I'll be right down, toots.
_________________________________

Hello, my sweet little bathing beauties.
_________________________________
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
_________________________________

We're three caballeros

Three gay caballeros
_________________________________

They say we are birds of a feather
_________________________________

Where's Donald?
_________________________________

Aha! I'm a son of a gun.
_________________________________
Look at the little wolf
in duck's clothing.
_________________________________

Come to papa! Ha-ha-ha.
_________________________________

What's going on here?
_________________________________

(LAUGHS) Come here, you little rascals!
_________________________________

Now I've got ya! Uh-oh!
_________________________________
-Andale, patito, ven. Ven.
-(DONALD MUMBLING)

_________________________________
DONALD: Doggone this confusion!
(MUMBLING)
_________________________________

Oops!
_________________________________
Where is she?
_________________________________

Come here, my little enchilada.
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

I've got you this time, tootsie. (LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Peekaboo, I see you!
_________________________________

Hey, where am I?
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________

My, my, my.
_________________________________

Ain't this fun!
_________________________________
-Pobrecito, se va a ahogar.
-Saquenlo, donde está?
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

Here I come!
_________________________________

This time I'm going to get you!
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

-Oh, no, no, no, Donald. Don't do that.
-What?
_________________________________

Let me go, let me out of here!

You can't do this to me!
_________________________________

Take your hands off of me!

This is a free country.

_________________________________
(SCREAMING)

_________________________________
PANCHITO: (LAUGHS)
So, you like pretty girls, huh?
_________________________________

Let's go!

_________________________________
-(PANCHITO LAUGHING)
-DONALD: Lemme go!
_________________________________

Don't ruffle your feathers, Donald.
_________________________________

Look, I will show you the night life
of Mexico City.

_________________________________
-Beautiful, no?
-JOE: Colossal!
_________________________________

Oh, boy! Mexico City!

_________________________________
-JOE: Very beautiful city.
-(DONALD SCREAMS)
_________________________________

Careful, Donald!
_________________________________

Even the sky is full of romantic.

_________________________________

_________________________________

So, what's the plan?

What are you gonna play?

_________________________________

Definitely Remember Me.

_________________________________

No! Not that one. No.

_________________________________

Come on. It's the most popular song!

_________________________________

Ah, it's too popular.

_________________________________

♪ Remember me

though I have to travel far ♪

_________________________________

♪ Remember me... ♪

_________________________________

♪ Don't let it make you cry... ♪
_________________________________
(PLAYING REMEMBER ME)

_________________________________
(STAMMERING)
_________________________________

-What about Poco Loco?

-Epa! Now that's a song!

_________________________________

De la Cruzito!

You're on standby.

_________________________________

Los Chachalacos, you're up next.

_________________________________

ALL: Los Chachalacos!
_________________________________
-(PLAYING UPBEAT MUSIC)
-(ALL CHEERING)

_________________________________

You always this nervous

before a performance?

_________________________________

I don't know. (SIGHS)

I've never performed before.

_________________________________

What? You said you were a musician!

_________________________________

(STAMMERS) I am! I mean, I will be.

_________________________________

-Ay!

-Once I win.

_________________________________

That's your plan?

No. You have to win.

_________________________________

Your life literally depends on...
_________________________________
you winning. And you've never

done this before!

_________________________________

I'll go up there.
_________________________________

-No! I need to do this.

-Why?

_________________________________

If I can't go out and play one song,

_________________________________

how can I call myself a musician?

_________________________________

What does that matter?

_________________________________
Because I don't just want to
get de la Cruz's blessing...

_________________________________

I need to prove that I'm worthy of it.

_________________________________

Oh, that's such a sweet sentiment

_________________________________

at such a bad time!

_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________

 Okay! Okay. You want to perform?
_________________________________

Then you got to perform!

_________________________________

First, you have to loosen up.

Shake off those nerves.
_________________________________
(VOCALIZING)
_________________________________
(VOCALIZING)

_________________________________

Now give me your best grito.

_________________________________

-My best grito?

-Come on, yell! Belt it out.

_________________________________

(WHOOPING)

_________________________________

Ah, it feels good.

Okay, now you.

_________________________________

(WHOOPING WEAKLY)

_________________________________

Oh, come on, kid.
_________________________________
♪ ♪
_________________________________
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

_________________________________

De la Cruzito, you're on now!

_________________________________

Miguel, look at me. Hey, look at me.

_________________________________

You can do this.

_________________________________

Grab their attention and don't let it go.

_________________________________

Make them listen, chamaco.

You've got this.

_________________________________

De la Cruzito

_________________________________
(CHEERING IN SPANISH)

_________________________________

-(EXHALES NERVOUSLY)
-(FEEDBACK)

_________________________________

What's he doing? Why isn't he playing?

_________________________________

WOMAN: Bring back the singing dogs!

_________________________________

(BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________
(EXHALES DEEPLY)

_________________________________

(VOCALIZING)
_________________________________
-AUDIENCE: Qué bien!
-Vámonos! Whoo!
_________________________________
(PLAYING UPBEAT MUSIC)

_________________________________

♪ What color is the sky?

Ay mi amor, ay mi amor

_________________________________

♪ You tell me that it's red

Ay mi amor, ay mi amor

_________________________________

♪ Where should I put my shoes?

Ay mi amor, ay mi amor

_________________________________

♪ You say put them on your head
_________________________________
♪ Ay mi amor, ay mi amor

_________________________________

♪ You make me un poco loco
Un poqui-ti-ti-to loco

_________________________________

♪ The way you keep me guessing

I'm nodding and I'm yes-ing

_________________________________

♪ I'll count it as a blessing

_________________________________

♪ That I'm only un poco loco

_________________________________
No! No! No!
_________________________________
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
_________________________________

Not bad for a dead guy!

_________________________________

Not so bad yourself, gordito! Eso!

_________________________________
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

He's close! Find him!

_________________________________

 ♪ The loco that you make me
It is just un poco crazy

_________________________________

♪ The sense that you're not making

_________________________________

♪ The liberties you're taking

_________________________________

♪ Leaves my cabeza shaking

You're just un poco loco

_________________________________
(BOTH WHOOPING)
_________________________________
(DANTE HOWLING)

_________________________________

We're looking for a living kid.

_________________________________

About twelve?

_________________________________

Have you seen a living boy?

_________________________________

♪ Un poqui-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti

ti-ti-ti-to loco ♪

_________________________________

(WHOOPING)
_________________________________
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

_________________________________

Hey! You did good!

I'm proud of you. Eso!

_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
AUDIENCE: (CHANTING)
Otra! Otra! Otra!
_________________________________

-Hey! Where are you going?

-We got to get out of here!

_________________________________

What? Are you crazy?

We're about to win this thing.

_________________________________

Damas y caballeros,

_________________________________

I have an emergency announcement.

_________________________________

Please be on the lookout for a living boy.

_________________________________

Answers to the name of Miguel.

_________________________________

Earlier tonight
he ran away from his family.

_________________________________

They just want to send him back
to the Land of the Living.

_________________________________

Wait, wait.

_________________________________

You said de la Cruz

was your only family.

_________________________________

The only person
who could send you home.

_________________________________

I do have other family, but–

_________________________________

You could have taken my photo
back this whole time?

_________________________________

But they hate music!

I need a musician's blessing.

_________________________________

-You lied to me!

-Oh, you're one to talk.

_________________________________

Look at me. I'm being forgotten, Miguel.

_________________________________

I don't even know
if I'm gonna last the night.

_________________________________

I'm not gonna miss my one chance
to cross that bridge because...
_________________________________
you want to live out

some stupid musical fantasy.

_________________________________

It's not stupid.
_________________________________

I'm taking you to your family.

_________________________________

-Let go of me!

-You'll thank me later.

_________________________________

You don't want to help me.

You only care about yourself!

_________________________________

Keep your dumb photo.

Stay away from me!

_________________________________

No! (GRUNTING)

_________________________________

Hey, chamaco! Where did you go?

_________________________________

Chamaco! I'm sorry! Come back!
_________________________________
(WHINING)

_________________________________

Dante, cállate! No!
Dante, stop it.

_________________________________

He can't help me.

_________________________________

Dante! Stop!

_________________________________

-(GROWLING)
-Stop it! Leave me alone!

_________________________________

You're not a spirit guide.

You're just a dumb dog!

_________________________________

Now get out of here!

_________________________________

-It's him!

-It's that living boy!

_________________________________

-I've heard about him. Look!
-He's alive!

_________________________________

SKELETON 1: He's alive!

SKELETON 2: The boy is alive!
_________________________________
(TRAIN BELL CLANGING)

_________________________________

-(GASPS)
-(GROWLS)
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

This nonsense ends now, Miguel!

_________________________________

I am giving you my blessing

and you are going home.

_________________________________
MIGUEL: I don't want your blessing!

_________________________________

-MAMÁ IMELDA: Miguel, stop!

-(ROARS)

_________________________________

Come back! Miguel!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

I am trying to save your life!

_________________________________

-You're ruining my life!

-What?

_________________________________

Music's the only thing

that makes me happy.

_________________________________

And you want to take that away.

_________________________________

You'll never understand.
_________________________________
(FOOTSTEPS RECEDING)

_________________________________

♪ Y aunque la vida me cueste,
Llorona

_________________________________

♪ No dejaré de quererte... ♪

_________________________________

I thought you hated music.

_________________________________

Oh, I loved it!

I remember that feeling...

_________________________________

when my husband would play,

and I would sing

_________________________________

and nothing else mattered.

_________________________________

But when we had Coco,

_________________________________

suddenly there was something
in my life that...
_________________________________
mattered more than music.

I wanted to put down roots.

_________________________________

He wanted to play for the world.

_________________________________

We each made a sacrifice

to get what we wanted.

_________________________________

Now you must make a choice.

_________________________________

But I don't want to pick sides!

_________________________________

Why can't you be on my side?

_________________________________

That's what family's supposed to do.

_________________________________

Support you. But you never will.

_________________________________

_________________________________
(CHILDREN GIGGLING)
_________________________________

OLAF: Hey, let me ask you.
_________________________________

How do you guys cope...
_________________________________
with the ever-increasing
complexity of thought
_________________________________
-that comes with maturity?
-(KID GRUNTS)
_________________________________

-(GIGGLES)
-Brilliant!
_________________________________
-Oh!
-(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

It's so refreshing to talk

to the youth of today.
_________________________________

Our future's in bright hands.
_________________________________

Oh, no, no.
Don't chew that.

_________________________________
You don't know what I've stepped in.
_________________________________

I can't seem to get her attention.
_________________________________

Or even say the right thing.
_________________________________

Well, you're in luck.
_________________________________

I know nothing about women.
_________________________________

But I do know that we have
_________________________________
the most amazing way of proposing.
_________________________________

If we start now,
_________________________________
-we'll be ready at dawn.

-Really?
_________________________________
Best part,
_________________________________

(WHISPERS) it involves
a lot of reindeer.
_________________________________
-KRISTOFF: Whoa.
-(SVEN GRUNTS)
_________________________________

MATTIAS: Hey, back at home...
_________________________________
Halimah still over at Hudson's Hearth?
_________________________________

She is.
_________________________________
Really?
She married?

_________________________________
Mm-mm.
_________________________________

Oh, wow. Why didn't that
make me feel better?
_________________________________

What else do you miss?
_________________________________

My father.
_________________________________

He passed long before all this.
_________________________________

He was a great man.
_________________________________

Build us a good life in Arendelle.
_________________________________

But taught me to never take
the good for granted.
_________________________________

He'd say, "Be prepared.
_________________________________

"Just when you think
you've found your way,
_________________________________

"life will throw you onto a new path."
_________________________________

What do you do when it does?
_________________________________

Don't give up.
_________________________________

Take it one step at a time and...
_________________________________

Just do the next right thing?
_________________________________

Yeah.
_________________________________
-You got it.
-(GIGGLES)
_________________________________

I wanna show you something.
May I?

_________________________________
(WHIMPERS SOFTLY)
_________________________________

You know air, fire,
water, and earth.
_________________________________

ELSA: Yes.
_________________________________

HONEYMAREN: But, look,
there's a fifth spirit...

_________________________________

said to be a bridge between us
and a magic of nature.
_________________________________

A fifth spirit?
_________________________________

Some say
_________________________________

they hear it call out
the day the Forest fell.
_________________________________

My father heard it.
_________________________________

Do you think that is who's calling me?
_________________________________

Maybe.
Alas, only Ahtohallan knows.

_________________________________

Ahtohallan.
_________________________________

(SINGING) Dive down deep
into her sound

_________________________________
BOTH: But not too far
or you'll be drowned

_________________________________
Why do lullabies always have to have
_________________________________
some terrible warning in them?
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
I wonder that all the time.
_________________________________
(HEAVY FOOTSTEPS THUDDING)
_________________________________

Earth Giants.
_________________________________

What are they doing down here?
_________________________________

-(ALL WHIMPER)
-Shh!
_________________________________
Hide.
_________________________________
(PANTS)
_________________________________
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
_________________________________
-(OLAF GASPS)
-(CHITTERS)
_________________________________
(SHUSHING)
_________________________________
(GASPS) They're coming!
_________________________________
(BLOWING)
_________________________________
(YELPS, EXHALING)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
This is why we don't play with fire.
_________________________________

Oh, I can't stay mad at you.
Why are you so cute?
_________________________________
(FOOTSTEPS CONTINUE THUDDING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
-(GRUNTS)
-(ELSA PANTING)
_________________________________
(GASPS SOFTLY)
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-(ANNA SCOFFS)
_________________________________

Please tell me you are not

about to follow them.
_________________________________

What if I can settle them
like I did the wind and fire?
_________________________________

Or what if they can crush you
_________________________________

before you even get the chance?
_________________________________

Remember, the goal
is to find the voice...

_________________________________

find the truth,
and get us home.
_________________________________

(PANTING) Hey, guys.
That was close.
_________________________________

-I know.
-(CHITTERS)
_________________________________

The giants sensed me.

They may come back here.
_________________________________
I don't want to put everyone
at risk again.
_________________________________

And you're right, Anna.
_________________________________

We've got to find the voice.
_________________________________

We're going now.
_________________________________

Let me just...
_________________________________
(INISTINCT CHATTER)
_________________________________

Wait.
Where are Kristoff and Sven?
_________________________________

Oh, yeah. I think they
took off with that Ryder guy
_________________________________
and a bunch of reindeer.
_________________________________

-They left?
-Mm-hmm.
_________________________________

Just left without saying anything?
_________________________________

Who knows the ways of men?
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________

_________________________________

JANE: Well, he didn't stand upright.

He sort of...

_________________________________
-...crouched.

-Really?
_________________________________

He supported his weight
on his knuckles.
_________________________________

-On the knuckles.

- See? Exactly like a gorilla.
_________________________________

-Extraordinary.

-It was amazing!
_________________________________

He'd bend his elbows out like this.

And then he walks, like this.
_________________________________

Oh, I see! Like Aunt Isabel.

_________________________________

-(LAUGHTER)

-PROFESSOR: Ba, ba, ba.

_________________________________

-PROFESSOR: Capital!

-Hmm.

_________________________________

Oh, Janey-Jane, what a discovery!
_________________________________

A man with no language,

no human behavior...
_________________________________

And no respect

for personal boundaries.
_________________________________

-How do you mean?

-He was this close, Daddy.
_________________________________

Staring at me.
_________________________________

He seemed confused at first,
_________________________________

as if he's never seen

another human before.
_________________________________

And his eyes were intense

and focused, and...

_________________________________
JANE: I've never seen such eyes.

_________________________________

Oh, shall I leave you and the
blackboard alone for a moment?
_________________________________

Daddy, stop it. The point is,
_________________________________

think of what we could learn
from him. We must find him.
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

Professor, you are here to find gorillas,
_________________________________

not indulge some girlish fantasy.
_________________________________

Fantasy? I didn't imagine him.
_________________________________

Tarzan is...
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-Real.
_________________________________

Ah! (STAMMERING) It's him!
_________________________________

It's him, it's him. Tarzan!
_________________________________

-Professor, Jane, stand back!

-Wait!
_________________________________

-No!

-(GUNSHOT)

_________________________________
TARZAN: Clayton.

_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

-Clayton.

-Ah! (LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Have we met?
_________________________________

How does he know my name?
_________________________________

He thinks it means

the sound of a gunshot.
_________________________________

-Jane.

-Yes. Hello, Tarzan.
_________________________________

I see what you mean about boundaries.
_________________________________

What's he doing?

_________________________________
PROFESSOR: Look at him, Jane.

_________________________________

Moves like an ape, but looks like a man.
_________________________________

He could be the missing link.
_________________________________

Or our link to the gorillas.
_________________________________

Ah! Yes, yes.
_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

Where are the gorillas?
_________________________________

Go-ri-llas!
_________________________________

Go-ri-llas!
_________________________________

Shouting won't help, Mr. Clayton.
_________________________________

He doesn't understand English.
_________________________________

Then I'll make him understand.
_________________________________

If I can teach a parrot

to sing God Save the Queen,

_________________________________
I can certainly teach
this savage a thing or two.
_________________________________

Gorilla.
_________________________________

Gorilla.
_________________________________

-(CHUCKLES) He's got it!

-Gorilla.
_________________________________

-Go-ri-lla.

-Perhaps not.
_________________________________

-Oh, no, no, no!

-Oh, no, no, no!
_________________________________

Gimme that. Leave that.
_________________________________

Mr. Clayton, I think I'll take it from here.

_________________________________

Whatever you do

I'll do it too
_________________________________

Show me everything and tell me how
_________________________________

It all means something
_________________________________

And yet nothing to me
_________________________________

I can see there's so much to learn
_________________________________

It's all so close and yet so far
_________________________________

I see myself as people see me
_________________________________

Oh, I just know there's

Something bigger out there
_________________________________

I wanna know

Can you show me?
_________________________________

I wanna know about

These strangers like me
_________________________________

Tell me more

Please show me
_________________________________

Something's familiar
About these strangers like me
_________________________________

Every gesture

Every move that she makes
_________________________________

Makes me feel like never before
_________________________________

Why do I have this
Growing need to be beside her?
_________________________________

These emotions I never knew
_________________________________

Of some other world

Far beyond this place
_________________________________

Beyond the trees

Above the clouds
_________________________________

I see before me a new horizon
_________________________________

I wanna know

Can you show me?
_________________________________

I wanna know about

These strangers like me
_________________________________

Tell me more

Please show me
_________________________________

Something's familiar
About these strangers like me
_________________________________

Come with me now to see my world
_________________________________

Where there's beauty

Beyond your dreams
_________________________________

Can you feel the things I feel?
_________________________________

Right now, with you
_________________________________

Take my hand
_________________________________

There's a world I need to know

_________________________________
CLAYTON: We've wasted all

this time on what he wants.

_________________________________

The boat could arrive any day.

Now, ask him straight out.
_________________________________

Tarzan, will you take us to the gorillas?
_________________________________

JANE: Do you understand?
_________________________________

I understand.
_________________________________

-Good work, Jane.

-Well?
_________________________________

-I can't.

-What?
_________________________________

-Why not, Tarzan?

-Kerchak.
_________________________________

I wanna know

Can you show me?
_________________________________

I wanna know about

These strangers like me
_________________________________

Tell me more

Please show me
_________________________________

Something's familiar
About these strangers like me
_________________________________

I wanna know

_________________________________

_________________________________

(GUARDS SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

Stop digging escape tunnel, frog.
_________________________________

How did you know?
_________________________________

It's the first escape everyone tries.
_________________________________

-(SCREAMS)

-That's the second escape people try.
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(TOILET FLUSHES)
_________________________________

Oh, boy.
_________________________________

Third way!
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

Give up, frog.
_________________________________

I have Netflix account
_________________________________

with search keywords "prison escape."
_________________________________

I have seen
every prison movie ever made.
_________________________________

Even the ones in space.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Yeah, well... (GASPS)

Hey, wait a second.
_________________________________

That's them! That's my friends!
_________________________________

What happened to them?
_________________________________

"Dominic Badguy.
_________________________________

"An interview with the brains behind
_________________________________

"the Muppets' triumphant

comeback world tour."
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________

It seems your friends
do not need you anymore.
_________________________________

They have forgotten about you.
_________________________________

Oh, no, no, no.
_________________________________

They wouldn't.
_________________________________

They couldn't.
_________________________________

We're a family.
_________________________________

"Family"?
_________________________________

No one believes in family

in the Gulag, frog.
_________________________________

People are only ever out for themselves.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Listen, Kermit.
_________________________________

We have annual lighthearted

Gulag Revue coming up.
_________________________________

It is that, or they riot.
_________________________________

-I thought you might help me.

-Uh...
_________________________________

The thing is, Nadya,
_________________________________

I'm sort of done doing that,

but thanks for the offer.
_________________________________

This is not offer. This is prison.
_________________________________

You are going to help me.
_________________________________

Rehearsals tomorrow, 4:00 AM.
_________________________________

Or I put you on The Wall.
_________________________________

"The Wall"?
_________________________________

Why would I be afraid of a wall?
_________________________________

Ugh! (GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Just direct the show.

You'll never escape.
_________________________________

What time did you say

that rehearsal was?
_________________________________

Ouch!

_________________________________

JEAN: Okay.

What about this comedian bear?
_________________________________

He is too stupid to be stupid.

He must be some sort of genius.
_________________________________

Maybe your "Lemur" hunch is correct.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Except for the tact that Les Muppets
_________________________________

play tomorrow night

at the Dublin Theatre.
_________________________________

Which just happens to be next door

to the Irish National Bank!
_________________________________

Maybe your Muppet hunch is...
_________________________________

Correct.
_________________________________

It's almost as if we're...
_________________________________

BOTH: Not so different
_________________________________

after
_________________________________

all.
_________________________________

Come, come, mon ami!
_________________________________

We must follow Les Muppets to Dublin!
_________________________________

To Dublin!
_________________________________
-Après vous.
-No, no, after you.
_________________________________
-No, après vous.
-No, please, after you.
_________________________________
-Mon cher ami, après vous.
-I insist.
_________________________________

CONSTANTINE: Kremlin!
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

Putin!
_________________________________

PIGGY: No, what are you doing?
_________________________________

-Okay, number five, baby. Blow.

-Come on.
_________________________________

-There you go. You know the routine.

-Come on, Diddy Daddy!
_________________________________

(CHEERING)
_________________________________

-Hey. guys? Fellas?

-Whoa!
_________________________________

Ah!
_________________________________

ZOOT: Whoa, man!
_________________________________

Hey, did you see that?
_________________________________

-(WHISTLES LOUDLY)

-Huh?
_________________________________

Um, do you guys think that Kermit's

been acting a little weird lately?
_________________________________

ALL: No.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

You're probably right. It's just me.
_________________________________

(SIGHING) Bad frog.

_________________________________

ALL: (SINGING TUNELESSLY)
Come to the end of the road
_________________________________

Still I can't
_________________________________

Let go
_________________________________

It's unnatural
_________________________________

You belong to me
_________________________________

I belong to you
_________________________________

Enough!
_________________________________

You're all terrible.
_________________________________

Fix this. Or it's The Wall.
_________________________________

Oh.
_________________________________

Of course.
_________________________________

Guys, um... (CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

It's always good to start
with an up-tempo song and dance
_________________________________

and then go into a comedy routine.
_________________________________

But we like Boyz II Men!
_________________________________

It is Big Papa's favorite song.

Lot of emotions in that song for him.
_________________________________

I'm not learning no other song.

I'm a triple threat!
_________________________________

A singer, a dancer and a murderer!
_________________________________

There you go. How do you like that?
_________________________________

Drum solo! Drum solo!
_________________________________

When do I do
the indoor running of the bulls?

_________________________________

What about the band's

marathon jam session?
_________________________________

Four of five musical numbers.
_________________________________

Quiet!
_________________________________
Now, look! This song does not work.
_________________________________
It's a six-part harmony, for crying out
loud! Forget it, it's not happening.
_________________________________
Now you...
_________________________________
You're... You're not eyeballing me.
Are you eyeballing me?
_________________________________
-No, no.
-Are you eyeballing me?
_________________________________

Now, look! We are holding

auditions tomorrow.
_________________________________

And if any of you
have a problem with that,
_________________________________

any of you, then my door is always open!
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

Thank you, Kermit.
_________________________________

This is what we've all
been waiting to hear.
_________________________________

Teach us, Kermit.
_________________________________

We will do whatever frog say.
_________________________________

Put it there.
_________________________________

Good night, frog. Nice work today.
_________________________________

Thanks, Nadya.
_________________________________

Even if your friends
don't need you, we certainly do.
_________________________________

Good night.
_________________________________

-Good night, Big Papa.

-'Night, Nadya.
_________________________________

-Good night, Carl.

-Good night, Nadya.
_________________________________

-Good night, Prison King.

-Good night, Nadya.
_________________________________

-Good night, Skullcrusher.

-Good night.
_________________________________

-Good night, Danny Trejo.

-Good night, Nadya.
_________________________________

NADYA: No one believes in family

in the Gulag, frog.
_________________________________

People are only
ever out for themselves.

_________________________________
(SIGHING)

_________________________________

_________________________________

(HUMMING)

_________________________________

There.

_________________________________

Well, what do you think of it?

_________________________________

Why, it's...

_________________________________

It's a very unusual cake, isn't it?

_________________________________

Yes. Of course,

it'll be much stiffer after it's baked.

_________________________________

Of course, dear.

_________________________________

What do you think of the dress?

_________________________________

Well, it's...

_________________________________

It's not exactly the way

it is in the book, is it?

_________________________________

Oh, I improved it. But perhaps

if I added a few more ruffles...

_________________________________

-What do you think?

-I think so.

_________________________________

What do you think, Merryweather?

_________________________________

I think we've had

enough of this nonsense!

_________________________________

I think we ought to think of Rose

and what she'll think of this mess.

_________________________________

I still think what I thunk before.

_________________________________

I'm going to get those wands.

_________________________________

You know, I think she's right.

_________________________________

(FOOTSTEPS PATTERING)

_________________________________

Here they are, good as new!

_________________________________

(STUTTERING)

Careful, Merryweather.

_________________________________

Quick, lock the doors.

_________________________________

Fauna, you close the windows.

_________________________________

Oh, block up every cranny.

_________________________________

We can't take any chances.

_________________________________

And now, you take care of the cake.

_________________________________

-While I...

-Clean the room, dear.

_________________________________

And I'll make the dress.

_________________________________

-Now hurry!

-Ooh!

_________________________________

Come on, bucket, mop, broom.

_________________________________

Flora says, clean up the room.

_________________________________

(MERRYWEATHER GIGGLES)

_________________________________

And now to make a lovely dress,

_________________________________

fit to grace a fair princess.

_________________________________

(SINGING) Eggs, flour...

_________________________________

Just do it like it says here in the book.

I'll put on the candles.

_________________________________

Oh, no, not pink.

_________________________________

Make it blue.

_________________________________

(GASPS) Merryweather!

_________________________________

Make it pink.

_________________________________

(WHISPERS) Make it blue.

_________________________________

Pink!

_________________________________

Blue.

_________________________________

(SQUAWKING)

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)

Now look what you've done!

_________________________________

(AURORA HUMMING)

_________________________________

Shh. Listen.

_________________________________

-It's Rose.

-She's back.

_________________________________

Enough of this foolishness.

_________________________________

Make it pink. Now, hide, quick!

_________________________________

(WHISPERS) Blue.

_________________________________

Aunt Flora!

_________________________________

Good gracious!

Who left the mop running?

_________________________________

(GASPS) Stop, mop.

_________________________________

Aunt Flora, Fauna, Merryweather.

_________________________________

Where is everybody?

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

Oh!

_________________________________

-Surprise! Surprise!

-FAIRIES: Surprise! Surprise!

_________________________________

Happy birthday!

_________________________________

Oh, you darlings.

_________________________________

This is the happiest day of my life.

_________________________________

Everything's so wonderful.

Just wait till you meet him.

_________________________________

-Him?

-Rose.

_________________________________

You've met some stranger?

_________________________________

Oh, he's not a stranger.

We've met before.

_________________________________

-You have?

-Where?

_________________________________

Once upon a dream.

_________________________________

(SINGING) I know you
_________________________________

I walked with you once upon a dream

_________________________________

She's in love.

_________________________________

-Oh, no.

-This is terrible.

_________________________________

Why? After all, I am 16.

_________________________________

It isn't that, dear.

_________________________________

-You're already betrothed.

-Betrothed?

_________________________________

Since the day you were born.

_________________________________

To Prince Phillip, dear.

_________________________________

But that's impossible.

How could I marry a prince?

_________________________________

-I'd have to be...

-A princess.

_________________________________

And you are, dear.

_________________________________

Princess Aurora.

_________________________________

Tonight, we're taking you

back to your father, King Stefan.

_________________________________

But... But I can't.

He's coming here tonight.

_________________________________

I promised to meet him.

_________________________________

I'm sorry, child,

_________________________________

but you must never see

that young man again.

_________________________________

Oh, no! No!

_________________________________

I can't believe it!

_________________________________

(CRYING) No!

_________________________________

And we thought she'd be so happy.

_________________________________

(SOBBING)

_________________________________

(DEEP SIGH)

_________________________________

No sign of her yet, Hubert.

_________________________________

Course not.

_________________________________

It's a good half hour till sunset.

_________________________________

(BELCHES) Excellent bird.

_________________________________

Oh, now, come, man!

_________________________________

Buck up! Battle's over!

_________________________________

Girl's as good as here.

_________________________________

I'm sorry, Hubert,

but after 16 years of worrying,

_________________________________

-never knowing...

-The past!

_________________________________

All in the past.

_________________________________

HUBERT: Tonight, we toast the future,

_________________________________

with something

I've been saving for 16 years.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

Here, to the future.

_________________________________

STEFAN: Right, Hubert. To the future.

_________________________________

(KINGS LAUGHING)

_________________________________

(SINGING) Skumps, skumps

_________________________________

-Skumps

-A toast to this night

_________________________________

-The outlook is rosy

-And the future is bright

_________________________________

BOTH: Our children will marry

Our kingdoms unite

_________________________________

Skumps, skumps

_________________________________

Skumps

_________________________________

HUBERT: (SIGHS)

Ah, excellent vintage.

_________________________________

(HUBERT CHUCKLING)

_________________________________

(HICCUPS)

_________________________________

-And now, to the new home, eh?

-New home?

_________________________________

Children need a nest

of their own, what?

_________________________________

Place to raise their little brood, eh?

_________________________________

(HUBERT CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

STEFAN: Well, I suppose in time...

_________________________________

HUBERT: Of course! To the home!

_________________________________

-(SINGING) Skumps

-Skumps

_________________________________

A toast to the home
_________________________________

One grander by far

than a palace in Rome

_________________________________

Now, let me fill up your glass

That last was all foam

_________________________________

-Skumps, skumps

-Skumps, skumps

_________________________________

Skumps

_________________________________

(KINGS SLURPING)

_________________________________

(KINGS LAUGHING)

_________________________________

(HUBERT CLAPS)

_________________________________

The plans!

_________________________________

(HICCUPS)

_________________________________

Well, what do you think?

_________________________________

Nothing elaborate, of course.

_________________________________

Forty bedrooms, dining hall.

_________________________________

Honeymoon cottage, really.

_________________________________

You... You mean,

you're building it already?

_________________________________

Built, man! Finished!

_________________________________

Lovebirds can move in tomorrow.

_________________________________

Tomorrow? But, Hubert,

they're not even married yet.

_________________________________

(LAUGHS) Take care of that tonight.

_________________________________

-To the wedding!

-Now, hold on, Hubert.

_________________________________

I haven't even seen my daughter yet,

_________________________________

and you're taking her away from me.

_________________________________

HUBERT: Getting my Phillip,

aren't you?

_________________________________

STEFAN: Yes, but...

_________________________________

HUBERT: Want to see

our grandchildren, don't we?

_________________________________

-Of course, but...

-There's no time to lose.

_________________________________

Getting on in years.

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

To the wedding!

_________________________________

STEFAN: Now, be reasonable, Hubert.

_________________________________

After all, Aurora knows

nothing about all this.

_________________________________

Well?

_________________________________

Well, it may come as quite a shock.

_________________________________

(GAGS) Shock?

_________________________________

My Phillip, a shock?

_________________________________

What's wrong with my Phillip?

_________________________________

Nothing, Hubert. I only meant...

_________________________________

Why doesn't your daughter

like my son?

_________________________________

-Now, now...

-I'm not so sure

_________________________________

my son likes your daughter!

_________________________________

-Now, see here.

-I'm not so sure my grandchildren

_________________________________

want you for a grandfather!

_________________________________

Why, you, you unreasonable,

_________________________________

pompous, blustering, old windbag!

_________________________________

Unreasonable, pompous, en garde, sir!

_________________________________

I warn you, Hubert. This means war.

_________________________________

Forward! For honor! For country! For...

_________________________________

(BOTH LAUGHING)

_________________________________

What's this all about anyway?

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Nothing, Hubert.

Absolutely nothing.

_________________________________

Children bound to fall

in love with each other.

_________________________________

Precisely. And as for grandchildren,

_________________________________

I'll have the royal woodcarvers

start work on the cradle tomorrow.

_________________________________

Splendid! King-size, of course.

_________________________________

Certainly. To the woodcarvers' guild.

_________________________________

(LUTE STRINGS VIBRATING)

_________________________________

(SNORING)

_________________________________

(LUTE VIBRATING)

_________________________________

MAN: His royal highness Prince Phillip!

_________________________________

Phillip?

_________________________________

(PEOPLE CHEERING)

_________________________________

Phillip! Phillip!

_________________________________

Phillip, ho, Phillip!

_________________________________

(PANTING) Hurry, boy, hurry.

_________________________________

Change into something suitable.

_________________________________

Can't meet your future bride

looking like that.

_________________________________

But I have met her, Father.

_________________________________

You have? Where?

_________________________________

Once upon a dream.

_________________________________

(HUMMING)

_________________________________

Oh, Phillip, stop it. Stop that! Phillip!

_________________________________

Put me down.

_________________________________

Now, what's all this dream nonsense?

_________________________________

It wasn't a dream, Father.

I really did meet her.

_________________________________

Princess Aurora?

_________________________________

Good heavens, we must tell Stefan.

_________________________________

-Why, this is the most...

-I didn't say it was Aurora.

_________________________________

You most certainly did. You said...

_________________________________

I said, I met the girl

I was going to marry.

_________________________________

I don't know who she was.

A peasant girl, I suppose.

_________________________________

(STUTTERING) A peasant girl?

_________________________________

You're going to marry a... Why, Phillip.

_________________________________

(NERVOUS LAUGH) You're joking.

_________________________________

Isn't he?

_________________________________

No! You can't do this to me!

_________________________________

Give up the throne, the kingdom,

_________________________________

for some, some nobody?

_________________________________

By Harry, I won't have it!

_________________________________

You're a prince,

and you're going to marry a princess!

_________________________________

Now, Father, you're living in the past.

_________________________________

This is the 14th century. Nowadays...

_________________________________

Nowadays, I'm still the king

_________________________________

and I command you

to come to your senses!

_________________________________

-And marry the girl I love.

-Exactly!

_________________________________

-Goodbye, Father.

-Goodbye, Father.

_________________________________

Marry the girl you... No, no!

_________________________________

No, no, Phillip! Stop! Come back!

_________________________________

Oh, Phillip!

_________________________________

(ECHOING) Phillip!

_________________________________

(GROANS) Oh, ho.

_________________________________

Oh, how will I ever tell Stefan?
_________________________________

_________________________________

Magic Mirror on the wall,
_________________________________

who now is the fairest one of all?
_________________________________

Over the seven jeweled hills
_________________________________

beyond the seventh fall,
_________________________________

in the cottage of the seven dwarfs
_________________________________

dwells Snow White, fairest one of all.
_________________________________

Snow White lies dead in the forest.
_________________________________

The Huntsman has brought me proof.
_________________________________

Behold her heart.
_________________________________

Snow White still lives,
_________________________________

the fairest in the land.
_________________________________

'Tis the heart of a pig

you hold in your hand.
_________________________________

The heart of a pig!
_________________________________

Then I've been tricked!
_________________________________

The heart of a pig!
_________________________________

The blundering fool!
_________________________________

I'll go myself to the dwarfs' cottage
_________________________________

in a disguise so complete
_________________________________

no one will ever suspect.
_________________________________

Now, a formula to transform

my beauty into ugliness,
_________________________________

change my queenly raiment

to a peddler's cloak.
_________________________________

Mummy dust to make me old.
_________________________________

To shroud my clothes,

the black of night.
_________________________________

To age my voice, an old hag's cackle.
_________________________________
(CACKLING)
_________________________________

To whiten my hair, a scream of fright.
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

A blast of wind
_________________________________

to fan my hate!
_________________________________

A thunderbolt
_________________________________
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
_________________________________

to mix it well.
_________________________________

Now,
_________________________________

begin thy magic spell.
_________________________________
(GLASS SHATTERING)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
(MOANS)
_________________________________
(THUNDER CRACKING)
_________________________________
(WIND HOWLING)
_________________________________

Look!
_________________________________

My hands!
_________________________________

(IN RASPY VOICE) My voice!
_________________________________

My voice.
_________________________________
(CACKLING)
_________________________________

A perfect disguise.
_________________________________
(CACKLING)
_________________________________

And now...
_________________________________

A special sort of death
_________________________________

for one so fair.
_________________________________

What shall it be?
_________________________________
Ah!
_________________________________

A poisoned apple!
_________________________________

Sleeping Death.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
(READING)
_________________________________

_________________________________
HONEST JOHN: Hi-diddle-dee-dee
An actor's life for me
_________________________________

A high silk hat and a silver cane
_________________________________

A watch of gold with a diamond chain
_________________________________

Hi-diddle-dee-day

An actor's life is gay
_________________________________

It's great to be a celebrity
_________________________________

An actor's life for me

_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
And the dummy fell for it.
_________________________________

Hook, line and sinker!
_________________________________
(HONEST JOHN
CONTINUES LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(HICCUPS)

_________________________________
HONEST JOHN: And he still thinks
were his friends!
_________________________________

And did Stromboli pay!
_________________________________

Plenty!
_________________________________

That shows you how low

Honest John will stoop.
_________________________________

Eh, Giddy?
_________________________________
(HICCUPS)
_________________________________

Now, Coachman...
_________________________________

What's your proposition?
_________________________________

Well,
_________________________________

how would you blokes like to make
some real money?
_________________________________

Well... And who do we have to...
_________________________________

No, no!
_________________________________
Nothing like that.
_________________________________

You see...
_________________________________

I'm collecting stupid little boys.
_________________________________

Stupid little boys?
_________________________________

You know, the disobedient ones
what play hooky from school.
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

And you see...
_________________________________
(WHISPERING)
_________________________________

Yes.
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

...and I takes them to Pleasure Island!
_________________________________

Ah, Pleasure Island.
_________________________________

Pleasure Island?

But the law, suppose they...
_________________________________

No, no. There is no risk!
_________________________________

They never come back
_________________________________

as boys!
_________________________________
(COACHMAN CACKLING)
_________________________________

Now, I've got a coach load

leaving at midnight.
_________________________________

We'll meet at the crossroads,

and no double-crossing!
_________________________________

-No, sir.

-Scout around.
_________________________________

And any good prospects you find,
bring them to me.
_________________________________

-Yes, chief.

-I'll pay you well.
_________________________________

I got plenty of gold.

_________________________________
HONEST JOHN: Yes, yes.
_________________________________

_________________________________

(SINGING) A-wimoweh, a wimoweh

_________________________________

A-wimoweh, a wimoweh

_________________________________

In the jungle, the mighty jungle
_________________________________

The lion sleeps tonight
_________________________________

In the jungle, the mighty jungle
_________________________________

The lion sleeps to...

_________________________________
I can't hear you, buddy. Back me up.
_________________________________

A-wiiiiii

_________________________________
Iiiiii-iiiiii-iiii
_________________________________
A-Pumbaa-bum-baa-weh

_________________________________
Pumbaa? Pumbaa?
_________________________________

(HUMS)
_________________________________

Hmm?
_________________________________

(SLURPS)
_________________________________

Timon?
_________________________________

(GROWLS)
_________________________________

Aaggghh!
_________________________________

-(ROARS)

-Pumbaa?
_________________________________

Pumbaa! Pumbaa!
_________________________________

Pumbaa, Pumbaa!
Hey, what's going on?
_________________________________

-She's going to eat me!

-Huh?
_________________________________

Whoa! Jeez, why do I always
have to save your...
_________________________________

Don't worry, buddy. I'm here for you.

Everything's going to be okay.
_________________________________

Get her! Bite her head!
_________________________________

Go for the jugular! The jugular!
_________________________________

See, I told you he'd come in handy.
_________________________________

(GROWLS)
_________________________________

Nala?
_________________________________

Is it really you?
_________________________________

-Who are you?

-It's me. Simba.
_________________________________

Simba?
_________________________________

Whoa! How did you...
_________________________________

-Wow!

-Where did you come from?
_________________________________

This is gr... It's great to see you!
_________________________________

-Hey, what's goin' on here?

-What are you doing here?
_________________________________

What am I doing here?
What are you doing here?
_________________________________

Hey! What's goin' on here?
_________________________________

Timon, this is Nala.
She's my best friend.
_________________________________

-Friend?
-Yeah. Hey, Pumbaa, come over here.
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

Nala, this is Pumbaa. Pumbaa, Nala.
_________________________________

-Pleased to make your acquaintance.

-The pleasure is all mine.
_________________________________

How do you... Whoa, whoa!
Time out! Let me get this straight.
_________________________________
You know her, she knows you.
_________________________________

But she wants to eat him,
and everybody's okay with this?
_________________________________

-Did I miss something?
-Relax, Timon.
_________________________________

Wait till everyone finds out
you've been here all this time.
_________________________________

And your mother, what will she think?
_________________________________

She doesn't have to know.

Nobody has to know.
_________________________________

Of course they do.
Everyone thinks you're dead.
_________________________________

They do?
_________________________________

Yeah. Scar told us about the stampede.
_________________________________

He did? What else did he tell you?
_________________________________

What else matters? You're alive.
And that means, you're the king.
_________________________________

King? Lady, have you got
your lions crossed!
_________________________________

King?
_________________________________
Your Majesty, I gravel at your feet.
Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!
_________________________________

-Stop it.

-It's not gravel, it's grovel.
_________________________________

And don't! He's not the king. Are you?
_________________________________
-No.

-Simba!
_________________________________
No, I'm not the king.

Maybe I was gonna be,
_________________________________
but that was a long time ago.
_________________________________

Let me get this straight.

You're the king? And never told us?
_________________________________

-Look, I'm still the same guy.

-But with power.
_________________________________

Could you guys excuse us
for a few minutes?
_________________________________

Hey, whatever she has to say,
_________________________________

she can say in front of us, right, Simba?
_________________________________

Mm...
_________________________________
Maybe you'd better go.
_________________________________

It starts. You think you know a guy.
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

Timon and Pumbaa,
you learn to love 'em.
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________

What is it?
_________________________________

It's like you're back from the dead.
_________________________________

You don't know how much
this will mean to everyone.
_________________________________

What it means to me.
_________________________________

-Hey, it's okay.

-I've really missed you.
_________________________________

I've missed you, too.

_________________________________

_________________________________

Am I supposed to feel this ridiculous?
_________________________________

Oh, yeah. Definitely.
_________________________________

Everyone ready?
_________________________________

(AS REINDEER 1) Ready!
_________________________________
(AS REINDEER 2) Uh,
I could use a rehearsal.
_________________________________

(AS REINDEER 3)
I love love.
_________________________________

Wait. You talk to them, too?
_________________________________

(IN NORMAL VOICE) I do.
_________________________________
It's like you can actually
hear what they're thinking.
_________________________________

Yeah. And then you just say it.
_________________________________

And then you just say it.
_________________________________
-(RUSTLING)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________

-Okay. Here she comes.
-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(GULPS)
_________________________________

Princess Anna of Arendelle...
_________________________________

my fiesty, fearless,
ginger-sweet love.

_________________________________

Will you marry me?
_________________________________

Um...
_________________________________
No.
_________________________________

The princess left with the queen.
_________________________________

What? Wait, what? What?
_________________________________

I wouldn't try to follow.
They're long gone.

_________________________________

Long gone?
_________________________________

So, yeah.
_________________________________

Um, we're heading west
to the Lichen Meadows.
_________________________________
You can come with us if you want.
_________________________________
(KRISTOFF GRUNTS SOFTLY)
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Hey. Um...
I'm really sorry that...

_________________________________

-No, it's fine.

-Yeah. Yep.
_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT) Okay, I better
go pack. You coming with?
_________________________________

I'll just...
Yeah, I'll meet you there.
_________________________________

Okay, uh, you know
where you're going, right?
_________________________________

-Yeah. Yeah.
-Yep.
_________________________________

I know the woods.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS EMPATHETICALLY)
_________________________________
(SIGHS DEEPLY)

_________________________________

(SINGING) Reindeers
are better than people
_________________________________
Sven, why is love so hard?
_________________________________
You feel what you feel
_________________________________
And those feelings are real
_________________________________
Come on, Kristoff
_________________________________
Let down your guard
_________________________________
(POP BALLAD MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
Again, you're gone
_________________________________
Off on a diff'rent path than mine
_________________________________
I'm left behind
_________________________________
Wondering if I should follow
_________________________________
You had to go
_________________________________
And, of course,
it's always fine
_________________________________
I prob'ly could catch up
with you tomorrow
_________________________________
But is this what it feels like
to be growing apart?
_________________________________
When did I become the one
_________________________________
Who's always chasing your heart?
_________________________________
BOTH: Now I turn around and find
_________________________________
I am lost in the woods
_________________________________
North is South
Right is left
_________________________________
When you're gone
_________________________________
I'm the one who sees you hope
_________________________________
But now I'm lost in the woods
_________________________________
And I don't know what path you are on
_________________________________
I'm lost in the woods
_________________________________
Up till now
_________________________________
The next step was a question of how
_________________________________
I never thought it was
a question of whether
_________________________________
Who am I
_________________________________
If I'm not your guy?
_________________________________
Who am I if we're not together?
_________________________________
Forever
_________________________________
Now I know you're my true North
_________________________________
'Cause I am lost in the woods
_________________________________
Up is down
Day is night
_________________________________
When you're not there
_________________________________
Oh, you're my only landmark
_________________________________
So I'm lost in the woods
_________________________________
Wondering if you still care
_________________________________
But I'll wait
_________________________________
For a sign
_________________________________
-For a sign
-That I'm your path
_________________________________
-'Cause you are mine
-You are mine
_________________________________
Until then
_________________________________
-I'm lost in the woods
-Lost in the woods
_________________________________
In the woods
Lost in the woods
_________________________________
I'm lost in the woods
_________________________________
Lost in the woods
I'm lost
_________________________________
I'm lost in the woods
_________________________________
(SVEN GROANS)
_________________________________

_________________________________

No, sir, nothing can stop me now.
I'll make good this time.
_________________________________

-You'd better!

-I will. I'm going to school.
_________________________________

That's the stuff, Pinoke.
_________________________________

I'd rather be smart than be an actor.
_________________________________

Now you're talking!
_________________________________
Come on, slowpoke.
I'll race you home.

_________________________________
HONEST JOHN: Well, well, Pinocchio,
what's your rush?
_________________________________

I gotta beat Jiminy home.

Oh, hello.
_________________________________

-Well, how is the great actor?

-I don't want to be an actor.
_________________________________

-Stromboli was terrible!

-He was?
_________________________________

Yeah, he locked me in a bird cage.
_________________________________

-He did?

-Uh-huh. But I learned my lesson.
_________________________________

I'm going...
_________________________________
Oh, you poor, poor boy.

You must be a nervous wreck.
_________________________________

That's it! You are a nervous wreck.
_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT) We must diagnose

this case at once.
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

Quick, Doctor, your notebook.
_________________________________

Bless my soul.
_________________________________

Mmm. Mmm-hmm.
_________________________________

My, my. Just as I thought.
_________________________________

A slight touch
of monetary complications
_________________________________

with bucolic semi-lunar
contraptions of the flying trapezes.
_________________________________

Mm-hmm!
_________________________________
Say hippopotamus.
_________________________________

-Hi-ho-hotamus.

-I knew it!
_________________________________

Compound transmission
of the pandemonium
_________________________________
with percussion and spasmodic

frantic disintegration!
_________________________________

-Close your eyes. What do you see?

-Nothing.
_________________________________

-Open them. Now what do you see?

-Spots!
_________________________________

Ha-ha!
_________________________________
Now that heart.
_________________________________
-(WOOD BEATING)

-Ooh!
_________________________________
My goodness!
_________________________________

A palpitating syncopation

of the killer diller
_________________________________

with the wicky wacky stomping
of the floy joy!
_________________________________

Quick, doctor, that report.
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________
This makes it perfectly clear.
_________________________________

My boy,
_________________________________
you are allergic.
_________________________________

-Allergic?

-Yes! And there is only one cure.

_________________________________
-A vacation on Pleasure Island.
-PINOCCHIO: Pleasure Island?
_________________________________

Yes! That happy land of carefree boys
_________________________________

where every day is a holiday!
_________________________________

-But I can't go. I...

-Why, of course you can go.
_________________________________

I'm giving you my ticket.
_________________________________

-Here.

-Thanks! But I'm...
_________________________________

Oh, tut-tut-tut.
_________________________________
I insist. Your health comes first.
_________________________________

Come, the coach departs at midnight!
_________________________________
(SINGING) Hi-diddle-dee-dee

It's Pleasure Isle for me
_________________________________

Where every day is a holiday
_________________________________

And kids have nothing to do but play

_________________________________
Pinoke?
_________________________________

Oh, Pinoke?
_________________________________
Now where do you suppose he... Huh?
_________________________________

Pinocchio! Hey! Come back.
_________________________________

Giddy up.
_________________________________
(COUGHING)
_________________________________

Well,
_________________________________
(COUGHING)
_________________________________

here we go again.
_________________________________

My name's Lampwick. What's yours?
_________________________________

Pinocchio.
_________________________________

-Ever been to Pleasure Island?

-Uh-uh.
_________________________________
But Mr. Honest John gave me...
_________________________________

Me neither, but they say
it's a swell joint.
_________________________________
No school, no cops.
_________________________________

You can tear the joint apart

and nobody says a word.
_________________________________

Honest John gave me...
_________________________________

Loaf around,
plenty to eat, plenty to drink.
_________________________________

-And it's all free!

-Honest John...
_________________________________

Boy, that's the place.

I can hardly wait!
_________________________________
(CHILDREN SHOUTING)
_________________________________
(BOAT HOOTING)
_________________________________
(BOAT HOOTING)
_________________________________
(CHEERING)
_________________________________
(CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYING)

_________________________________
BARKER: Right here, boys! Right here.
_________________________________

Get your cake, pie,

dill pickles, and ice cream.
_________________________________

Eat all you can. Be a glutton.
_________________________________

Stuff yourselves. It's all free, boys.
_________________________________

It's all free. Hurry, hurry, hurry.
_________________________________

The rough house, the rough house.
_________________________________

It's the roughest,
toughest joint you ever seen.
_________________________________

-Come in and pick a fight, boys.

-Oh, boy, a scrap!
_________________________________

Come on, let's go in
and poke somebody in the nose.
_________________________________

-Why?

-Ah, just for the fun of it.
_________________________________

Okay, Lampy.

_________________________________
BARKER: Tobacco Row! Tobacco Row!
_________________________________

Get your cigars, cigarettes,

and chewing tobacco.
_________________________________

Come in and smoke your heads off.
There's nobody here to stop you.
_________________________________

Pinocchio? (COUGHS)
_________________________________

Pinocchio! There's something

phoney about all this.
_________________________________

I gotta get him out of here.

_________________________________
BARKER: Hurry, hurry, hurry.
See the model home.
_________________________________

It's open for destruction

and it's all yours, boys!
_________________________________

She's all yours.
_________________________________

What'd I tell you?

Ain't this a swell joint?
_________________________________

Yeah! Being bad's

a lot of fun, ain't it?
_________________________________

Yeah, uh-huh. Get a load
of that stained-glass window.
_________________________________

All right, now. Hop to it, you blokes.
_________________________________

-(WHIP CRACKS)
-Come on! Come on!
_________________________________
Shut the doors and lock them tight.
_________________________________

Now get below and get them crates
ready. (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Give a bad boy enough rope and he'll
soon make a jackass of himself.
_________________________________
(CACKLES)

_________________________________

_________________________________

-Have a good time.

-Oh, how exciting!

_________________________________

Oh, El Santo. I'm a big fan!

You mind if I...
_________________________________
(CAMERA CLICKS)

_________________________________

Gracias, señor.

_________________________________

-Invitation?

-It's okay.
_________________________________
I'm Ernesto's great-great-grandson.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)

_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
(PEOPLE LAUGHING)
_________________________________

-Disculpe, señores...

-Hey, guys! It's poco loco!

_________________________________

-You were on fire tonight!

-You too!

_________________________________

Hey, musician to musician...

I need a favor.

_________________________________

Oh, the competition winners.

Congratulations, chicos.

_________________________________
(MUFFLED SCREAMING)
_________________________________
-(BLOWS)
-(GROANS)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Thanks, guys!
_________________________________
(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-(BELL RINGS)

_________________________________

Whoa!

_________________________________

Hey! Enjoy the party, little músico!

_________________________________
Gracias!

_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________
ALL: Oh!

_________________________________

Look! It's Ernesto!

_________________________________

De la Cruz!

_________________________________

Señor de la Cruz!

_________________________________

Pardon me! Señor de la Cruz!

Señor de la–
_________________________________
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

_________________________________
DE LA CRUZ: When you
see your moment,

_________________________________

you mustn't let it pass you by.

_________________________________
You must seize it.

_________________________________
This one has a wise spirit.
_________________________________
♪ ♪
_________________________________

We're almost there, Dante.

_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Señor de la Cruz!

Señor de la–

_________________________________

NUN: But what can we do?

It is hopeless...

_________________________________

You must have faith, sister.

_________________________________

NUN: But Padre, he will never listen.

_________________________________

He will listen... to music.

_________________________________
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
_________________________________

(VOCALIZING)
_________________________________
(ECHOING)
_________________________________
(MUSIC STOPS)
_________________________________
(PLAYING UPBEAT MUSIC)

_________________________________

♪ Señoras y señores,
buenas tardes, buenas noches

_________________________________
♪ Buenas tardes, buenas noches
Señoritas y señores

_________________________________
♪ To be here with you tonight
Brings me joy! Que alegría

_________________________________

♪ For this music is my language

_________________________________

♪ And the world es mi familia

_________________________________

♪ For this music is my language

_________________________________

♪ And the world es mi familia

_________________________________

♪ For this music is my language

_________________________________

♪ And the world es mi familia

_________________________________

♪ For this music is my lang– ♪
_________________________________
-(YELPS)
-(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(COUGHING)

_________________________________

Are you all right, niño?

_________________________________
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
It's you! You are that boy!
_________________________________

The one who came
from the Land of the Living.

_________________________________

You...know about me?

_________________________________

(LAUGHING) You're all
anyone has been talking about.

_________________________________

Why have you come here?

_________________________________

I'm Miguel. (STAMMERS)

Your great-great-grandson.
_________________________________
(ALL EXCLAIM)

_________________________________

I... have a great-great-grandson?

_________________________________

I need your blessing

_________________________________

so I can go back home
and be a musician.
_________________________________
Just like you.

_________________________________

The rest of our family,

they wouldn't listen.

_________________________________

(STAMMERS) But I hoped you would.

_________________________________

My boy, with a talent like yours,

how could I not listen?
_________________________________
-ALL: Aww!
-(LAUGHS)

_________________________________

I have a great-great-grandson!
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)

_________________________________

-Look! It's Frida!

-Yes, it is I. Frida Kahlo.

_________________________________

-It is an honor, Señora.

-Gracias.

_________________________________
(BELL RINGS)

_________________________________

 Hey, Negrete! Infante!

_________________________________

Have you met my great-great-grandson?

_________________________________

My great-great-grandson.

_________________________________

He's alive! And a musician to boot.

_________________________________

Dimple. No dimple.

Dimple. No dimple.

_________________________________

-No dimple!
-(ALL LAUGH)

_________________________________

To our friendship.

_________________________________

BOTH: I would move heaven and earth

for you, mi amigo. Salud!

_________________________________

Poison!

_________________________________

You know, I did all my own stunts.

_________________________________

♪ Though I have to say goodbye

Remember me... ♪

_________________________________

_________________________________

(WHISTLE BLOWING)
_________________________________

WALTER: Well, well, well.
_________________________________

What's he up to?
_________________________________

(PEOPLE TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________
(PEOPLE TALKING INDISTINCTLY)

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(PANTING)

_________________________________

DOMINIC: Gentlemen.
_________________________________

I need this review

to go into Friday's paper.
_________________________________

Super positive. Five stars.
_________________________________

I won't be paid off for a review.

I'm a journalist.
_________________________________

I'm joking, of course. Cash or credit?
_________________________________

-(STATUE BREAKING)

-Oh!
_________________________________

-What was that?

-Rats.
_________________________________

Who cares?
_________________________________

(WHISTLES)
_________________________________

Hand these tickets out
to anyone who will take one.
_________________________________

In fact, you may have to
actually pay people to come.
_________________________________

-It's the Muppets. It's not gonna be easy.

-Mmm. Oh.
_________________________________

And I want a standing ovation.
_________________________________

Oh, dear.
_________________________________

Where does he keep

all those suitcases?
_________________________________

(MUNCHING)
_________________________________

FOZZIE: Hmm. Let's see here.
_________________________________

What's Kermit doing on
the cover of this newspaper?
_________________________________

(SHRIEKS)
_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

(PANTING) Oh! Ow!
_________________________________

Dominic's the bad guy!

Dominic's the bad guy!
_________________________________

-Fozzie!

-Mmm?
_________________________________

Dominic's the reason

we've been selling out our shows!
_________________________________

He's been giving away tickets
_________________________________

and bribing journalists

to write great reviews!
_________________________________

(GROANS) Why didn't

we ever think of doing that?
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

I mean, that's terrible!
_________________________________

The question is, why?
_________________________________

And could it have anything to do with
_________________________________

why Kermit's been
acting so weird lately?
_________________________________

Hey, wanna see something funny?
_________________________________

Yes, Constantine,

the world's most dangerous frog.
_________________________________

Fozzie, what does he have to
do with what I just told you?
_________________________________

Nothing, but check this out.
_________________________________

A-ha!
_________________________________

Oh, look, it's Kermit.
_________________________________

FOZZIE: A-ha!
_________________________________

(SHRIEKS) What did you do
with Kermit?
_________________________________

(LIGHTNING CRASHES)
_________________________________

Wait a minute.
_________________________________

Fozzie...
_________________________________

What if Kermit has been replaced
_________________________________

by this Constantine guy?
_________________________________

(BULB BUZZES)
_________________________________

Nah, that's impossible. We'd all notice!
_________________________________

Wouldn't we?
_________________________________

(KNOCKING)
_________________________________

Kermit?
_________________________________

Are... Are you there?
_________________________________

Hello?
_________________________________

FOZZIE: Kermit?
_________________________________

Everything's fine. Let's get out of here.
_________________________________

-Wait!

-Whoa!
_________________________________

We should look around.
_________________________________

(TICKING)
_________________________________

Huh. Kermit's got a big bomb collection.
_________________________________

Looks like he's planning

some sort of comedy heist bit.
_________________________________

I hope not. Those never work.
_________________________________

Mmm.
_________________________________

WALTER: What's that?
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Oh, no.
_________________________________

What, what, what? What?
_________________________________

Oh, no.
_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________

-We got to get out of here!

-Yeah!
_________________________________

Not so fast.
_________________________________

Where's Kermit?
_________________________________

What do you want?
_________________________________

You have wocka-ed

your last wocka, bear.
_________________________________

(YELLS)
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

-Bad frog!

-FOZZIE: Animal!
_________________________________

-Oh, good boy!

-Great job!
_________________________________

-Thank you.

-(GASPING)
_________________________________

(CONSTANTINE GROANS)
_________________________________

-(GROWLS)

-(ALL SCREAM)
_________________________________

Quick! The freight train!
_________________________________

Go, go, go!
_________________________________

(ALL YELLING)
_________________________________

(GROWLS)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

We got to go back! Warn the others!
_________________________________

I tried. They didn't believe me.
_________________________________

It's our word against his
and, well, he's fooled them all.
_________________________________

Should we go to the police?
_________________________________

We don't have any evidence!
_________________________________

(SIGHING) I feel terrible.
_________________________________

I'm the one who talked Kermit

into doing this tour in the first place.
_________________________________

Oh, I wish Kermit was here!

He would know what to do.
_________________________________

You're right.
_________________________________

There's only one guy

in this world who can save us.
_________________________________

Only one frog who can restore order,
_________________________________

bring justice,
_________________________________

and set things right!
_________________________________

You are talking about Kermit, right?
_________________________________

Yes, Fozzie. Kermit.
_________________________________

-(UPBEAT TUNE PLAYING ON PIANO)

-Turn, turn, out, in, jump, step,
_________________________________

kick, kick, leap, kick, touch.
_________________________________

Got it? From the top.

A-five, six, seven, eight.
_________________________________

ALL: (SINGING) God, I hope I get it

_________________________________
I hope I get it

_________________________________
-How many people does he need?

-How many people does he need?

_________________________________
God, I hope I get it

_________________________________
I hope I get it

_________________________________
How many boys, how many girls?

_________________________________
How many boys, how many?

_________________________________
Look at all the people

At all the people

_________________________________
MAXIMUM SECURITY PRISONER:

How many people does he need?

_________________________________
How many boys, how many girls?

_________________________________
How many people does he...

_________________________________
DANNY: I really need this job
_________________________________

Please, God, I need this job
_________________________________

I've got to get this job

_________________________________
Good!
_________________________________

Great!
_________________________________

That's it, guys, that's it!
_________________________________

That's good, guys! Come on!

And hit it hard!
_________________________________

(SINGING) I really need this job
_________________________________

Please, God, I need this job
_________________________________

I've got to get this job

_________________________________
Okay. All right. Yes.

(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

Uh, Nadya?
_________________________________

I think perhaps we should,
perhaps, keep it prisoners only.
_________________________________

Of course. I just love Broadway.
_________________________________

But you are right, Kermit, as ever.
_________________________________

Okay. Thank you.
_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

Okay, fellas, listen up.
_________________________________

Here's who made the cut.
_________________________________

Sergei! King! That's you.
_________________________________

You are always right,

my beautiful amphibian prince.
_________________________________

I will never let you go.
_________________________________
There is riot in block D.
_________________________________
Can't you see I'm busy?

_________________________________

_________________________________
(MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
(YODELING)
_________________________________
(YODELING)
_________________________________
(MERRY TUNE PLAYING)
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________
(SINGING) I'd like to dance
and tap my feet
_________________________________
But they won't keep in rhythm
_________________________________
You see, I washed 'em both today
and I can't do nothin' with 'em
_________________________________
ALL: Ho-hum, the tune is dumb
The words don't don't mean a thing
_________________________________
Isn't this a silly song
for anyone to sing?
_________________________________
(CLASHING)
_________________________________
(DWARFS LAUGHING)
_________________________________
I...
_________________________________
(GIGGLING)
_________________________________
(DWARFS LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
Oh, gosh!
_________________________________
(DWARFS LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(SHRILL NOTE)
_________________________________
(SINGING) I chased a polecat up a tree
Way out upon a limb
_________________________________
And when he got the best of me
I got the worst of him
_________________________________
(SNICKERING)
_________________________________
ALL: Ho-hum, the tune is dumb
The words don't mean a thing
_________________________________
Isn't this a silly song
for anyone to sing?
_________________________________
(CLASHING)
_________________________________
(YODELING)
_________________________________
(YODELING)
_________________________________
(VOCALIZING)
_________________________________
(YAWNING)
_________________________________
(BUZZING)
_________________________________
(YODELING)
_________________________________
(BUZZING)
_________________________________
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
_________________________________
(NOTE STICKS)
_________________________________
(PLAYING IN SYNC)
_________________________________
(CHIRPS)
_________________________________
(CHEERING)
_________________________________
Watch out. Be ca... Watch... Watch...
_________________________________
Watch... Watch...
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Thanks.
_________________________________
(YODELING)
_________________________________
(YODELING)
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
ALL: Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
_________________________________
Hey! Hey!
_________________________________
ALL: Hooray!
_________________________________
(SNEEZY GASPING)
_________________________________
(SNEEZING LOUDLY)
_________________________________
(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(SNOW WHITE LAUGHING)
_________________________________
That was fun!

_________________________________

Now you do something.
_________________________________

Well, what shall I do?

_________________________________
-Tell us a story.
-ALL: Yes, tell us a story.
_________________________________
-A true story.
-A love story.
_________________________________

Well, once there was a princess.
_________________________________

Was the princess you?
_________________________________

-And she fell in love.

-Was it hard to do?
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Oh, it was very easy.
_________________________________
Anyone could see that the Prince
was charming.
_________________________________
The only one for me.
_________________________________

Was he strong and handsome?
_________________________________

Was he big and tall?
_________________________________

There's nobody like him
anywhere at all.
_________________________________

Did he say he loved ya?
_________________________________

Did he steal a kiss?
_________________________________

(SINGING) He was so romantic
_________________________________

I could not resist

_________________________________

Some day my prince will come
_________________________________

Some day we'll meet again
_________________________________

And away to his castle we'll go
_________________________________

To be happy forever
_________________________________
I know

_________________________________

Hah! Mush!

_________________________________

Some day when spring is here
_________________________________

We'll find our love anew
_________________________________

And the birds will sing
_________________________________

And wedding bells will ring
_________________________________

Some day when my dreams
_________________________________
Come true

_________________________________
(SIGHING)

_________________________________

_________________________________
(SNORTS) I tell you, Pumbaa.
This stinks.
_________________________________
Oh, sorry.
_________________________________
Not you! Them!
_________________________________
Him, her, alone.
_________________________________
What's wrong with that?
_________________________________

-(SINGING) I can see what's happening

-What?
_________________________________

-And they don't have a clue

-Who?
_________________________________

They'll fall in love
and here's the bottom line

_________________________________
-Our trio's down to two

-Oh.
_________________________________

(FRENCH ACCENT)
The sweet caress of twilight
_________________________________

There's magic everywhere

_________________________________
And with all this
romantic atmosphere

_________________________________
Disaster's in the air

_________________________________

Can you feel the love tonight?

_________________________________
The peace the evening brings

_________________________________
The world for once
_________________________________
In perfect harmony
_________________________________

With all its living things

_________________________________

So many things to tell her
_________________________________

But how to make her see

_________________________________
The truth about my past?
_________________________________
Impossible, she'd turn away from me

_________________________________

He's holding back, he's hiding
_________________________________

But what, I can't decide

_________________________________
Why won't he be
the king I know he is?

_________________________________
The king I see inside?

_________________________________

Can you feel the love tonight?

_________________________________
The peace the evening brings

_________________________________
The world for once
_________________________________
In perfect harmony
_________________________________

With all its living things

_________________________________

Can you feel the love tonight?

_________________________________
You needn't look too far

_________________________________
Stealing through
_________________________________
The night's uncertainties
_________________________________

Love is where they are

_________________________________

And if he falls in love tonight

_________________________________
(SNIFFLES)
_________________________________
It can be assumed

_________________________________
His carefree days
_________________________________
With us are history
_________________________________

In short, our pal
_________________________________
Is doomed

_________________________________

_________________________________

I bring you a song
_________________________________

And I sing as I go
_________________________________

For I want you to know
_________________________________

That I'm looking for romance
_________________________________

I bring you a song
_________________________________

In the hope that you'll see
_________________________________

When you're looking at me
_________________________________

That I'm looking for love
_________________________________

I'm seeking that glow
_________________________________

Only found when you're young

and it's May
_________________________________

Only found on that wonderful day
_________________________________

When all longing is through
_________________________________

I'm seeking that glow
_________________________________

Only found when a thrill is complete
_________________________________

Only found when two hearts

gently beat
_________________________________

To the strains of a waltz

That's both tender and new
_________________________________

I bring you a song
_________________________________

For I'm seeking romance
_________________________________

You're by my side

There's a moon up above
_________________________________

It shines with a light

That's so mellow and bright
_________________________________

It's easy to see

That tonight we shall fall in love
_________________________________

I bring you a song
_________________________________

For I'm seeking romance
_________________________________

And you

_________________________________

_________________________________
Love – Robin Hood
_________________________________
_________________________________
WOMAN: Love
_________________________________
It seems like only yesterday
_________________________________
You were just a child at play
_________________________________
Now you're all grown up
_________________________________
Inside of me
_________________________________
Oh, how fast those moments flee
_________________________________
Once we watched a lazy world go by
_________________________________
Now the days seem to fly
_________________________________
Life is brief
_________________________________
But when it's gone
_________________________________
Love goes on and on
_________________________________
(HARMONIZING)
_________________________________
Love will live
_________________________________
Love will last
_________________________________
Love goes on
_________________________________
And on and on
_________________________________
Once we watched a lazy world go by
_________________________________
Now the days seem to fly
_________________________________
Life is brief
_________________________________
But when it's gone
_________________________________
Love goes on and on
_________________________________

_________________________________
DORA LUZ: (SINGING)
You belong to my heart
_________________________________

-She's beautiful!

-Now and forever

_________________________________
-And our love had its start

-Oh, boy!
_________________________________

Not long ago
_________________________________

We were gathering stars
_________________________________

While a million guitars

Played our love song
_________________________________
-(DONALD SCREAMS)
-When I said I love you
_________________________________
-Every beat of my heart said it too

-Oh, boy, oh, boy.
_________________________________

-It was a moment like this

-Aw.
_________________________________
Do you remember?
_________________________________

And your eyes threw a kiss
_________________________________

When they met mine
_________________________________

Now we all own the stars
_________________________________

And a million guitars

Are still playing
_________________________________

Darling, you are the song
_________________________________

And you'll always
Belong to my heart
_________________________________
Waa, Waa, Waa
Waa, Waa
_________________________________
Waa-waa-waa
Waa-waa-waa
_________________________________
Waa, waa
Waa-waa-waa
_________________________________
Waa, waa-waa-waa
Waa, waa
_________________________________
Waa-waa-waa
Waa-waa-waa
_________________________________

It was a moment like this

_________________________________
-Do you remember?

-Uh-huh.
_________________________________

And your eyes threw a kiss
_________________________________

-When they met mine

-Don't do that!
_________________________________

Now we own all the stars
_________________________________

And a million guitars

Are still playing
_________________________________

Darling, you are the song

And you'll always belong to my heart

_________________________________
You belong

To my heart
_________________________________

Now and forever
_________________________________

Three caballeros

Three gay caballeros
_________________________________

Three caballeros

Three gay caballeros
_________________________________
(HOWLS)
_________________________________
(HOWLS)
_________________________________

When I said I love you

Every beat of my heart
_________________________________

Said it too

_________________________________
-Some fun, hey, kid?

-Some fun, hey, kid?

_________________________________
-Some fun, hey, kid?

-Some fun, hey, kid?
_________________________________

We're three caballeros

Three gay caballeros
_________________________________

They say we are birds of a feather
_________________________________
(CHIRPING)
_________________________________

We're happy amigos

No matter where he goes
_________________________________

The one, two, and three goes

We're always together
_________________________________

Darling, you are the song
_________________________________

And you'll always

Belong to my heart
_________________________________
(WHISPERING) Pretty girls,
pretty girls, pretty girls, pretty girls.

_________________________________
(MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
Oh, boy.
_________________________________
Ay, San Roque
_________________________________

-Zanduga mamá por dios
-Uh-oh.
_________________________________
Zanduga no sea ingrata
_________________________________
-Mamá de mi corazón
-Woo-woo!
_________________________________
-Ay, Zanduga
-Ay, Zanduga
_________________________________
-Zanduga mamá por dios
-Zanduga mamá por dios
_________________________________
Zanduga no sea ingrata
_________________________________
Mamá de mi Corazón
_________________________________

Eh, what's happening anyway?

Where am I?
_________________________________

Uh-oh.
_________________________________

My, my!
_________________________________

Uh-oh.
_________________________________
Waa-waa-waa
Waa-waa
_________________________________
Waa-waa
Waa-waa-waa
_________________________________
Waa-waa-waa-waa-waa
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________
Waa, waa-waa-waa
Waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa
_________________________________

What? (GRUMBLING)
_________________________________
(DONALD MUMBLES)
_________________________________

What? Waa!
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
(HUMS)
_________________________________
Waa-waa-waa
Waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa
_________________________________
Waa-waa-waa-waa-waa
Waa-waa-waa-waa-waa
_________________________________
(GRUMBLING)
_________________________________
(SINGING)
_________________________________

_________________________________
(CLOCK RINGING)
_________________________________
(CROAKING)

_________________________________

Oh, my goodness!
_________________________________

It's past bedtime.
_________________________________

Go right upstairs to bed.
_________________________________

Wait! Hold on there, men!
_________________________________

The, uh, Princess will sleep

in our beds upstairs.
_________________________________

But where will you sleep?
_________________________________

Oh, we'll be quite comfortable

down here in... In...
_________________________________

In a pig's eye!
_________________________________

In a pig's eye... Sty. No, no! I mean...
_________________________________

We'll be comfortable, won't we, men?
_________________________________

ALL: Oh, yes. Mighty comfortable.

_________________________________
DOC: Now don't you worry about us.
_________________________________
HAPPY: We'll be all right, ma'am.
DOC: Go right on up now, my dear.
_________________________________

Well, if you insist.
_________________________________

Good night.
_________________________________

ALL: Good night, Princess.
_________________________________

You're sure you'll be comfortable?
_________________________________

Oh, yes. Very comfortable.
_________________________________

Well, pleasant dreams.
_________________________________

Pleasant dreams.
_________________________________
(DOOR CLOSING)
_________________________________

Let go!

_________________________________
-I saw it first!
-DOC: Now, men, don't get excited.
_________________________________

Remember, share.

It's share and share alike.
_________________________________

Look out, it'll rip. It'll rip!
_________________________________
(SQUEAKING)

_________________________________
SNOW WHITE: Bless the seven little
men who have been so kind to me.
_________________________________

And... And may my dreams come true.
_________________________________

Amen.
_________________________________

Oh, yes!

And please make Grumpy like me.
_________________________________

Hah! Women!
_________________________________
(DWARFS SNORING)
_________________________________

A fine kettle of fish!
_________________________________
(SPITTING)
_________________________________
(HISSING)
_________________________________
(SNORING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
(SNORING)
_________________________________
(SNORING)
_________________________________
(SNORING)
_________________________________
(GURGLING)
_________________________________
(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
(BUZZING)
_________________________________
(FLY SNORING)
_________________________________
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
_________________________________
(FROGS CROAKING)
_________________________________

_________________________________
Oh, Terk, I've never seen him so happy.
_________________________________

Yeah? I give it a week.

_________________________________

MAN 1: Aye, cut her loose!

MAN 2: Come on, pull it down.

_________________________________

MAN 3: All right, move it, ya bilge rats!

_________________________________

MAN 4: Heave ho, lads.

_________________________________

MAN 5: Put your back in it.

All right, move it.

_________________________________
PROFESSOR: Please, don't...

I've waited 30 years for this

_________________________________

and I won't leave until I see a gorilla.
_________________________________

Oh! Isn't this dreadful, Tarzan?

(EXCLAIMS) No! No, no, wait!

_________________________________

MAN 6: Pick your barrel up. Pick it up.

_________________________________

MAN 7: Here we go. Here we go.

_________________________________
CLAYTON: You're the captain.

Tell them you've had engine trouble

_________________________________
and give us two more days.
_________________________________

And be late at every port

from here to London?
_________________________________

We'll have come for nothing.
_________________________________

I'm sorry, Miss Porter,

but I simply can't do it.
_________________________________

(GROANS) This is your fault.
_________________________________

I should've followed my instincts

and set traps for the beasts.
_________________________________

Don't you think I'm disappointed

about the gorillas?
_________________________________

You are absolutely impossible! (GASPS)
_________________________________

Tarzan. I was so afraid that
you wouldn't come in time.
_________________________________

The boat's arrived.
_________________________________

The boat that's come

to take us home, to England.
_________________________________

And Daddy and I were...

Well, I was wondering...
_________________________________

Well, we really hope
that you'll come with us.
_________________________________
Won't you?
_________________________________

Go see England today.

Come home tomorrow.
_________________________________

Oh. No.
_________________________________

Well, see, it would be very
difficult to come back...
_________________________________
Ever.
_________________________________

Not come back?
_________________________________

I know it sounds awful, but
you belong with us, with people.
_________________________________

Jane must stay with Tarzan.
_________________________________

Stay here? Oh, no, no, no... My laundry.
_________________________________

No, I can't stay. Look, I've got...
_________________________________

I'm with my father, and...
_________________________________

Jane... Stay.
_________________________________

-But...

-Please.
_________________________________

But, I can't.
_________________________________

(SOBBING)

_________________________________
CLAYTON: Women. (CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

How typical. Thank you, Jones.
_________________________________

Even if you hadn't grown up
a savage, you'd be lost.
_________________________________

There are no trails

through a woman's heart.
_________________________________

-Jane is going.

-Yes.
_________________________________
If only she could've spent

more time with the gorillas.
_________________________________

She's so disappointed.
_________________________________

Crushed, really.
_________________________________

Sorry, old boy.
_________________________________

Oh, well, I'd best get
Jane's things to the ship.
_________________________________

Clayton.
_________________________________

If Jane sees gorillas, she stays?
_________________________________

Say, that's why she came, isn't it?
_________________________________

-I'll do it.

-Good man!
_________________________________
-Snipes?

-Sir?

_________________________________

Get the boys together. There's
gonna be a change in plans.

_________________________________

Terk, just get Kerchak out of the way.
_________________________________

 -What?

-Oh, I'd be happy to get...
_________________________________

Hey! Shut your trunk

and get me out of here.
_________________________________

TERK: Can you believe that guy?
_________________________________

Drops us like a newborn giraffe,

kerplop!
_________________________________

Now waltzes in here

and expects us to just...
_________________________________

Terk, I'm asking you as a friend.
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________

With the face and the eyes and the...
_________________________________

Oh! All right! But don't make me
do anything embarrassing.
_________________________________

I'm gonna kill him!
_________________________________

I thought that dress

was rather slimming on you.
_________________________________

Oh, really? I thought it was

a little revealing and kind of...
_________________________________

-(LOUD ROAR)

-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

How does she move in this thing?
_________________________________

TERK: Look out!

_________________________________

_________________________________
DE LA CRUZ All of this came

from my amazing fans

_________________________________

in the Land of the Living.

_________________________________

They leave me more offerings

than I know what to do with!

_________________________________

Hey, what's wrong? Is it too much?

You look overwhelmed.

_________________________________

-No! It's all great!

-But?
_________________________________

It's just– (SIGHS)

_________________________________

I have been looking up to you
my whole life.

_________________________________

You're the guy who actually did it!

_________________________________

But did you ever regret it?

_________________________________

Choosing music over everything else?

_________________________________

It was hard.
_________________________________
Saying goodbye to my hometown.

Heading off on my own...

_________________________________

Leaving your family?

_________________________________

Sí. But I could not have

done it differently.

_________________________________

One cannot deny

who one is meant to be.

_________________________________

And you, my great-great-grandson,

are meant to be a musician!

_________________________________

You and I, we are artists, Miguel.

_________________________________

We cannot belong to one family.

_________________________________

The world is our family.

_________________________________

Ooh! Ooh! The fireworks have begun!
_________________________________

_________________________________

Isn't this a great place?
_________________________________

It is beautiful.
_________________________________

But I don't understand something.
_________________________________

You've been alive all this time.
_________________________________

Why didn't you
come back to Pride Rock?
_________________________________

Well, I just needed to get out
on my own, live my own life.
_________________________________

And I did, and it's great.
_________________________________

We've really needed you at home.
_________________________________

-No one needs me.

-Yes, we do. You're the king.
_________________________________

Nala, we've been through this.

I'm not the king. Scar is.
_________________________________

Simba, he let the hyenas
take over the Pride Lands.
_________________________________

-What?
-Everything's destroyed.
_________________________________

There's no food, no water.
_________________________________

Simba, if you don't do something
soon, everyone will starve.
_________________________________

-I can't go back.
-Why?
_________________________________

-You wouldn't understand.
-What?
_________________________________

No, no, no. It doesn't matter.
Hakuna matata.
_________________________________

-What?
-Hakuna matata.
_________________________________

It's something I learned out here.

Sometimes bad things happen...
_________________________________

Simba...
_________________________________

...and there's nothing you can do
about it. So why worry?
_________________________________

-Because it's your responsibility.

-Well, what about you? You left.
_________________________________

I left to find help, and I found you.
_________________________________

Don't you understand?
You're our only hope.
_________________________________

-Sorry.

-What's happened to you?
_________________________________
-You're not the Simba I remember.

-You're right. I'm not.
_________________________________
-Now are you satisfied?

-No. Just disappointed.
_________________________________

You know, you're starting
to sound like my father.
_________________________________

Good. At least one of us does.
_________________________________

You think you can just show
up and tell me how to live my life?
_________________________________

You don't even know
what I've been through.
_________________________________

I would if you'd just tell me.
_________________________________

-Forget it!
-Fine!
_________________________________

_________________________________
JIMINY: Pinocchio!
_________________________________

Pinocchio?
_________________________________
(JIMINY WHISTLES)
_________________________________

Where is everybody?
_________________________________

The place is like a graveyard.
_________________________________

I don't like the looks of this.
_________________________________

Pinocchio!
_________________________________

Hey, where are you?
_________________________________
(BALLS RATTLING)
_________________________________
(WHISTLING)
_________________________________

Where do you suppose
all the kids went to, Lampwick?
_________________________________

They're around here somewheres.
_________________________________
What do you care?
_________________________________

-You're having a good time, ain't you?

-Uh-huh. I sure am.
_________________________________

Oh, boy! This is the life, huh, Pinoky?
_________________________________

Yeah!
_________________________________

It sure is!
_________________________________

Ah, you smoke like me grandmother!
_________________________________

Come on, take a big drag like this.
_________________________________
(INHALING)
_________________________________

Okay, Lampy.
_________________________________
(INHALING)
_________________________________
(HICCUPS)
_________________________________
(GULPS)

_________________________________
LAMPWICK: Heh, some fun, huh, kid?
_________________________________

Okay, Slats, your shot.
_________________________________
(EYEBALLS RATTLE)

_________________________________
LAMPWICK: What's the matter, Slats?
Losing your grip?
_________________________________
JIMINY: Pinocchio!
_________________________________
So this is where I find you!
_________________________________

How do you ever expect

to be a real boy?
_________________________________

Look at yourself, smoking, playing pool.
_________________________________
Ow! You're coming right home
with me this minute!
_________________________________

Hey, who's the beetle?
_________________________________

Let go! Put me down!
_________________________________

(MUFFLED) Let me get out of here!
_________________________________
Let me out.
_________________________________

He's my conscience.
He tells me what's right and wrong.
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________
You mean to tell me
you take orders from a grasshopper?
_________________________________

Grasshopper? Look here,

you impudent young pup!
_________________________________

It wouldn't hurt you
to take orders from your grasshopper...
_________________________________

Your conscience, if you have one.
_________________________________

Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
_________________________________

Screwball in the corner pocket.
_________________________________
(JIMINY GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(YELLING)
_________________________________
(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Why, why... You young hoodlum!
_________________________________

I'll knock your block off!
_________________________________
(HUFFING)
_________________________________
(LAMPWICK LAUGHING)
_________________________________

I'll take you apart

and put you back together!
_________________________________

Oh, don't hurt him, Jiminy.

He's my best friend.
_________________________________

Why, I'll... Your best friend?
_________________________________

And what am I? Just your conscience!
_________________________________

Okay, that settles it!
_________________________________

But, Jiminy...
_________________________________

You buttered your bread.

Now sleep in it!
_________________________________
(YELLS)
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Ha-ha-ha!
_________________________________
Go on, laugh.

Make a jackass out of yourself.
_________________________________

I'm through!
_________________________________
-This is the end.
-PINOCCHIO: But, Jiminy...

_________________________________
-Lampwick says a guy only lives once.

-Lampwick... Huh!
_________________________________

Come on, come on. Let him go.
_________________________________

_________________________________

(WHISPERING) Come along now.

_________________________________

All right. In here, dear.

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

FLORA: Bolt the door, Merryweather.

_________________________________

Fauna, pull the drapes.

_________________________________

And now, dear, if you'll just sit here.

_________________________________

This one last gift

_________________________________

dear child, for thee.

_________________________________

The symbol of thy royalty.

_________________________________

A crown to wear in grace and beauty

_________________________________

as is thy right and royal duty.

_________________________________

(SOBBING)

_________________________________

Now, dear...

_________________________________

Come.

_________________________________

Let her have a few moments alone.

_________________________________

It's that boy she met.

_________________________________

Whatever are we going to do?
_________________________________

_________________________________
(CROAKS)
_________________________________
(VOCALIZING)
_________________________________
-(VOCALIZING OFF-KEY)
-(ANNA GASPS)
_________________________________
(EXHALES)
_________________________________
(VOCALIZING)
_________________________________
-(IMITATES IN OFF-KEY)
-(CREATURE CROAKS)
_________________________________

Hey, Olaf, um, maybe just
one of you should do it?
_________________________________

I agree.
She's a little pitchy.
_________________________________
-(CHITTERING)
-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(GASPS) Hey, Gale's back.
_________________________________
(CHITTERING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
(BOTH GASPING)
_________________________________

How can it be?
_________________________________

What is it?
_________________________________

ANNA:
Mother and father's ship.
_________________________________

But this isn't the Southern Sea.
_________________________________

No, it isn't.
_________________________________

ELSA: Why is their ship here?
_________________________________

How is it here?
_________________________________

It must have been washed in
from the Dark Sea.
_________________________________

What were they doing in the Dark Sea?
_________________________________

I don't know.
_________________________________

How did the ship get through the mist?
_________________________________

I thought nobody could but us.
_________________________________

Unless nobody was on it.
_________________________________

There's gotta be something here.
_________________________________

Wait. Wait.
Look around.
_________________________________

Every Arendellian ship
has a compartment.

_________________________________
Waterproof.
_________________________________

That's very clever.
_________________________________

Although,
it does makes me wonder
_________________________________
why they don't just make
the whole ship waterproof.
_________________________________

(GASPS) Here.
_________________________________
What language is this?
_________________________________

I don't know.
_________________________________
But look,
this is Mother's handwriting.

_________________________________

"The end of the ice age.
_________________________________

"The river found, but lost.
_________________________________

"Magic's source.
Elsa's sources?"

_________________________________

(GASPS) It's a map.
_________________________________

They traveled north
_________________________________
and planned to cross the Dark Sea to..
_________________________________

ELSA: Ahtohallan.
_________________________________

It's real?
_________________________________

Octa-who-what?
_________________________________
Ahtohallan.
_________________________________

It's a magical river
_________________________________
said to hold all the answers
about the past.
_________________________________

Reinforcing my
"water has memory" theory. Mm.
_________________________________

Water has memory.
_________________________________

_________________________________

-(GASPS) Look, Daddy!

-(STAMMERING) Where?
_________________________________
Jane.
_________________________________
(PANTING)

_________________________________
CLAYTON: Now, be careful, Professor.

_________________________________
PROFESSOR: Mustn't, mustn't frighten.

_________________________________

She's beautiful.
_________________________________

She's my mother.
_________________________________

But... This is your...
_________________________________

Mother?
_________________________________

(SOFT HOOTING)
_________________________________

-(STAMMERING) What's happening?

-I don't know, Daddy.
_________________________________

Oh! It's getting away!
_________________________________

No! You'll only frighten her more.
_________________________________

(HOOTING)
_________________________________

Yes, absolutely, my dear. Good idea.
_________________________________

What are you doing?

Want to frighten them?
_________________________________

Get up. Get...
_________________________________

Don't get up.
_________________________________

(STAMMERING) Oh!

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Hello.
_________________________________

Ooh!
_________________________________

It's very nice to meet you, too.
_________________________________

-(SNIFFING)
-(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Oh, your Majesty, you're such a tease.
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

Hello. Hello.
_________________________________

Archimedes Q. Porter at your service.

Ah!
_________________________________

Quite a grip you've got.
_________________________________

Oh, thank you, yes. Is that one of mine?
_________________________________

Oh, this is wonderful, Mr. Clayton!
_________________________________

Look, look! Social grooming.
_________________________________

-Congratulations, Professor.
-(PROFESSOR LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Our dream has come true.
_________________________________
(GORILLA HOOTING)
_________________________________

Give me that!
_________________________________

Hey, what are you doing?

Now, stop that! Stop!
_________________________________

Hold on now. Leave that!
_________________________________

That is not to be played with!
_________________________________

_________________________________

Soon the party will move across town
for my Sunrise Spectacular.

_________________________________

(GASPS) Miguel,
you must come to the show!

_________________________________

You will be my guest of honor!

_________________________________

-You mean it?

-Of course, my boy.

_________________________________

(SIGHING) I can't.

_________________________________

I have to get home before sunrise.

_________________________________

Oh! I really do need to get you home.

_________________________________

It has been an honor.

_________________________________

I am sorry to see you go, Miguel.

_________________________________

I hope you die very soon.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) You know what I mean.
_________________________________

_________________________________

Elsa?
_________________________________

I wanna know what happened to them.

_________________________________

IDUNA: Ahtohallan has to be
the source of her magic.
_________________________________
AGNARR:
We keep going for Elsa.
_________________________________
IDUNA: The waves are too high!

_________________________________
AGNARR: Iduna!
IDUNA: Agnarr!
_________________________________
-(SOBS)
-Elsa!

_________________________________
(SHUDDERING)
_________________________________

Hey hey, hey,
what are you doing?
_________________________________

This is my fault.
_________________________________
They were looking for answers
about me.
_________________________________

You are not responsible

for their choices, Elsa.
_________________________________

No. Just their deaths.
_________________________________

Stop. No.
_________________________________

Yelena asked,
why would the spirits
_________________________________
reward Arendelle with a magical queen?
_________________________________

Because our mother saved our father.
_________________________________

She saved her enemy.
_________________________________

Her good deed was rewarded with you.
_________________________________

You are a gift.
_________________________________

For what?
_________________________________

If anyone can resolve the past...
_________________________________

if anyone can save Arendelle

and free this forest,
_________________________________
it's you.
_________________________________

I believe in you, Elsa.

More than anyone or anything.

_________________________________

Miguel, I give you my bless–

_________________________________
HÉCTOR: We had a deal, chamaco.

_________________________________

Who are you?

What is the meaning of this?

_________________________________

Oh, Frida! I thought you couldn't make it.

_________________________________

You said you'd take back my photo.

_________________________________

You promised, Miguel.

_________________________________

You know this, uh, man?

_________________________________

Uh, I just met him tonight.

He told me he knew you.

_________________________________

(STAMMERS) Héctor?

_________________________________

Please, Miguel. Put my photo up.

_________________________________

My friend, you're being forgotten.

_________________________________

-And whose fault is that?

-Héctor, please...
_________________________________

Those were my songs you took.

My songs that made you famous.

_________________________________

What?
_________________________________

If I'm being forgotten, it's because
you never told anyone that I wrote them!

_________________________________

That's crazy. De la Cruz wrote
all his own songs.

_________________________________

You want to tell him or should I?

_________________________________

Héctor, I never meant to take credit.

_________________________________

We made a great team, but you died...
_________________________________
and I only sang your songs
_________________________________
because I wanted to keep

a part of you alive.

_________________________________

Oh, how generous!

_________________________________

You really did play together.

_________________________________

I don't want to fight about it.

_________________________________

I just want you to make it right.

_________________________________

Miguel can put my photo up,
and I can cross over the bridge.
_________________________________

I can see my girl.

_________________________________

Ernesto, remember the night I left?

_________________________________

That was a long time ago.

_________________________________

We drank together and you told me
you would move Heaven and Earth...
_________________________________
for your amigo.

Well, I'm asking you to now.

_________________________________

Heaven and Earth?

Like in the movie?

_________________________________

-What?

-That's Don Hidalgo's toast.

_________________________________

In the de la Cruz movie,

El Camino a Casa.

_________________________________

I'm talking about my real life, Miguel.

_________________________________

No! It's in there. Look!

_________________________________
DON: (ON TV) Never were

truer words spoken.

_________________________________

This calls for a toast.

To our friendship! (LAUGHS)

_________________________________
I would move Heaven and Earth

for you, mi amigo.

_________________________________

But in the movie,
Don Hidalgo poisons the drink.

_________________________________
DON: Salud!
DE LA CRUZ: Poison!

_________________________________

 That night, Ernesto. The night I left...

_________________________________

We've been performing

on the road for months.

_________________________________

I got homesick...

_________________________________
and I packed up my songs.

_________________________________

You want to give up now

_________________________________
when we're this close

to reaching our dream?

_________________________________

This was your dream. You'll manage.

_________________________________

I can't do this

without your songs, Héctor.

_________________________________

I'm going home, Ernesto.

_________________________________

Hate me if you want,

but my mind is made up.
_________________________________
(DOOR OPENS)

_________________________________

Oh, I could never hate you.

If you must go,
_________________________________
then I'm sending you off with a toast.

_________________________________

To our friendship.

_________________________________

I would move Heaven and Earth
for you, mi amigo. Salud!

_________________________________
HÉCTOR: You walked me

to the train station.

_________________________________

But I felt a pain in my stomach.

_________________________________

I thought it must have been
something I ate.

_________________________________

Perhaps it was that chorizo, my friend.

_________________________________
HÉCTOR: Or something I drank.

_________________________________

I woke up dead.

_________________________________

You poisoned me.

_________________________________

You're confusing movies

with reality, Héctor.

_________________________________

All this time, I thought

it was just bad luck.

_________________________________
HÉCTOR: I never thought that

you might have– That you...

_________________________________
-(YELLS)
-(GROANS)
_________________________________

-How could you?

-Héctor!

_________________________________

Security! Security!

_________________________________

You took everything
away from me! You rat!

_________________________________

Have him taken care of.

He's not well.
_________________________________

I just wanted to move back home.

No! No!
_________________________________

Honeymaren said
there was a fifth spirit.
_________________________________

A bridge between
the magic of nature and us.
_________________________________

A fifth spirit?
_________________________________

That's who's been calling me

from Ahtohallan.
_________________________________

The answers about the past
are all there.
_________________________________

So we go to Ahtohallan.
_________________________________

Not "we."
_________________________________

-Me.
-ANNA: What?
_________________________________

The Dark Sea
is too dangerous for us both.
_________________________________

No. No!
We do this together.
_________________________________

Remember the song?
_________________________________
"Go too far and you'll be drowned."
_________________________________

Who will stop you from going too far?

_________________________________

You said you believed in me,
_________________________________

that this is what I was born to do.
_________________________________

And I don't wanna stop you from that.
_________________________________

I... I don't wanna stop you
_________________________________
from being whatever you need to be.

_________________________________
I just don't want you dying...
_________________________________

trying to be everything

for everyone else, too.
_________________________________

Don't do this alone.
_________________________________

Let me help you, please.
_________________________________

I can't lose you, Elsa.
_________________________________

I can't lose you either, Anna.
_________________________________

-Come on.
-OLAF: Mmm.
_________________________________

_________________________________

Oh, I don't see why

she has to marry any old prince.

_________________________________

Now, that's not for us to decide, dear.
_________________________________

_________________________________

(PANTING) I apologize.

Where were we?

_________________________________

You were going to give me
your blessing.

_________________________________

Yes. Uh, sí.

_________________________________

Miguel, uh, my reputation...
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) It is very important to me.

_________________________________

I would hate to have you think...

_________________________________

That you murdered Héctor

for his songs?
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)

_________________________________

You don't think that. Do you?

_________________________________

(STAMMERS) I– No... Everyone
knows you're the good guy.

_________________________________

Papá Ernesto, my blessing?
_________________________________

_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
(TARZAN HOOTING)
_________________________________

(EXCITED CHATTERING)
_________________________________

Can you teach me?
_________________________________

-Speak gorilla?

-Hmm. Yes.
_________________________________
(TARZAN GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(JANE REPEATS)
_________________________________
(GIGGLING)
_________________________________
(EXCITED SCREECHING)
_________________________________

Good heavens, what did I say?
_________________________________

That Jane stays with Tarzan.
_________________________________

Stay? But I... I thought we'd already...

_________________________________

-Tarzan, I...

-TERK: Whoa!

_________________________________

-Is that my dress?

-Oh, no.
_________________________________

_________________________________

Wait, what?
_________________________________
What are you doing?
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Elsa!
_________________________________

_________________________________

Maybe we should

tell King Stefan about the boy.

_________________________________

Well, why don't we?

_________________________________

Listen! Maleficent! Rose!

_________________________________

ALL: (GASPING) Rose!

_________________________________

FAUNA:

Oh, why did we leave her alone?

_________________________________

-Rose!

-ALL: Rose!
_________________________________

_________________________________

Security? Take care of Miguel.

He'll be extending his stay.

_________________________________

What? But I'm your family!

_________________________________

And Héctor was my best friend.

_________________________________

Success doesn't come for free, Miguel.

_________________________________

You have to be willing to do
whatever it takes

_________________________________

-to seize your moment.
-(GASPS)

_________________________________

I know you understand.

_________________________________

No! No!
_________________________________

_________________________________

(ROARING)
_________________________________

Daddy.
_________________________________

Give it to me!
_________________________________

-(ROARS)

-Huh?
_________________________________

Go!
_________________________________

Go!
_________________________________

Wait, wait! Tarzan!
_________________________________

Go now!
_________________________________

Jane, quickly! Hurry! Come along!
_________________________________

_________________________________

(ALL GRUNTING)

_________________________________

Here.

_________________________________

-Rose!

-ALL: Rose!

_________________________________

-ALL: Rose, Rose, where are you?

-Rose!
_________________________________

-Rose!

-ALL: (ECHOING) Rose!

_________________________________

-Rose!

-(ECHOING) Rose!

_________________________________

Rose!

_________________________________

-Rose!

-ALL: Rose!

_________________________________

FAUNA: Rose!

_________________________________

FLORA: (ECHOING) Rose,

don't touch anything!

_________________________________

MALEFICENT: Touch the spindle.

_________________________________

Touch it, I say!
_________________________________

_________________________________
(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

Let go! No!

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(GASPS AND COUGHS)

_________________________________

(ECHOING) Help!

Can anyone hear me?

_________________________________

I want to go home.
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________

_________________________________

(ALL GASPING)

_________________________________

You poor, simple fools,

_________________________________

thinking you could defeat me!

_________________________________

Me! The mistress of all evil!

_________________________________

Well, here's your precious princess!

_________________________________

(SINISTER LAUGHTER)

_________________________________

MERRYWEATHER: Rose.

FAUNA: Oh, Rose.

_________________________________

FLORA: (CRYING)

Oh, I'll never forgive myself.

_________________________________

FAUNA: (CRYING) We're all to blame.
_________________________________
_________________________________

(BOTH PANTING)

_________________________________

Kerchak, I didn't... I'm sorry, I...
_________________________________

I asked you to protect our family.
_________________________________

And you betrayed us all.
_________________________________

_________________________________

No! No!
_________________________________

Olaf, help me stop.
_________________________________

Give me a hand.
_________________________________

-Hang on!
-OLAF: Whoa!
_________________________________

ANNA: Wait. Wait!
No! No! No!
_________________________________

Oh, come on!
_________________________________

OLAF: Anna,
this might sound crazy...
_________________________________
but I'm sensing some rising anger.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS ANGRILY)
Well, I am angry, Olaf!
_________________________________

She promised me we'd do this together!
_________________________________
Yeah. Uh-huh.
_________________________________
But what I mean is, I'm
sensing rising anger in me.
_________________________________

Wait, you're angry?
_________________________________

Um, I... I think so.
_________________________________

Elsa pushed me away, too,
and didn't even say goodbye.
_________________________________

And you have every right
to be very, very mad at her.
_________________________________

And you said
some things never change.
_________________________________
But since then,
_________________________________

everything done's nothing but change.

_________________________________
I know.

_________________________________

But look, I'm still here
holding your hand.
_________________________________

(EXHALES) Yeah,
that's a good point, Anna.
_________________________________

I feel better.
You're such a good listener.

_________________________________
-(ANNA SHUSHING)
-Don't shush me. That's rude.

_________________________________
(SHUSHING) No! No!
_________________________________
(EARTH GIANTS SNORING)
_________________________________

Oh. The Giants.
_________________________________
They're huge.
_________________________________
(WIND WHOOSHING)
_________________________________
(ANNA GRUNTING)
_________________________________
-(SNORING CONTINUES)
-(OLAF CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
-(ANNA PANTING)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________

-Hang on, Olaf.
-Huh?
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________

(GASPS) Try not to scream.
_________________________________
(STIFLES SCREAM)
_________________________________

Found it.
_________________________________

Thank you.
_________________________________

Where are we?
_________________________________

In a pit with no way out.
_________________________________

But with this spooky,
pitch-black way in.

_________________________________
(ANNA GASPING)
_________________________________

Come on, it'll be fun.
_________________________________

Assuming we don't
get stuck here forever,
_________________________________

no one ever find us...
_________________________________

and you starve and I gave up.
_________________________________

But, bright side,
Elsa's gotta be doing

_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) a whole lot

better than we are.

_________________________________

_________________________________

Lampwick... Huh! Lampwick!
_________________________________

It burns me up.
After all I tried to do for him.
_________________________________

Who's his conscience, anyway?
Me or that hoodlum, Lampwick?
_________________________________

I've had enough of this.

I'm taking the next boat out of here.
_________________________________

Open up that door. Open up!

I wanna go home.
_________________________________
(DONKEYS BRAYING)

_________________________________
COACHMAN: Come on, you blokes,
keep them moving!
_________________________________

Lively there, now.

We haven't got all night.
_________________________________
(BRAYING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

Where'd all the donkeys come from?
_________________________________

Come on, come on. Let's have another.
_________________________________

And what's your name?
_________________________________
(BRAYS)
_________________________________

Okay, you'll do. In you go.

_________________________________
You boys'll bring a nice price.
_________________________________
(COACHMAN LAUGHS)
_________________________________

All right, next!
_________________________________

And what might your name be?
_________________________________

Alexander.
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________
So you can talk.
_________________________________

Yes, sir. I wanna go home to my mama!
_________________________________

Take him back! He can still talk!
_________________________________

Please, please!
I don't wanna be a donkey.
_________________________________

-Let me out of here.

-Quiet!
_________________________________

You boys have had your fun.

Now pay for it!
_________________________________

Boys? So that's what... Pinocchio!
_________________________________

Huh! To hear that beetle talk,
_________________________________

you'd think something

was gonna happen to us.
_________________________________

Conscience. Aw, phooey!
_________________________________

Where's he get that stuff?
_________________________________

"How do you ever expect

to be a real boy?"
_________________________________

What's he think I look like?
_________________________________
-A jackass?

-You sure do!
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
(BRAYS)
_________________________________

Hey, you laugh like a donkey.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
(BRAYS)
_________________________________

Did that come out of me?
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

What the... What's going on?
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

I've been double-crossed!
_________________________________

Help! Help! Somebody, help!
_________________________________

I've been framed! Help!
_________________________________

Please, you gotta help me. Be a pal.
_________________________________

Call that beetle. Call anybody.
_________________________________
(GASPS)

_________________________________
LAMPWICK: Mama?
_________________________________
Mama!
_________________________________
(BRAYING)
_________________________________
(LAMPWICK BRAYING)
_________________________________

Oh! What's happened?
_________________________________

I hope I'm not too late.
_________________________________

What'll I do?
_________________________________

Pinocchio!
_________________________________

Jiminy! Jiminy, help!
_________________________________

Wait, Pinoke, the kids, the boys,
they're all donkeys!
_________________________________

Oh! You too.
_________________________________

Come on, quick!

Before you get any worse.
_________________________________

This way, Pinoke. It's the only way out.
_________________________________

Hurry up before they see us.
_________________________________

You gotta jump.
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________

Jiminy? Jiminy?
_________________________________
You all right?
_________________________________

Sure. (COUGHS)
_________________________________
I thought we'd never make it.
_________________________________
(COUGHS)
_________________________________

Certainly feels good
to be back on dry land.
_________________________________

Come on, let's get home.
_________________________________

-Father, Father, I'm home!

-We're home, Mr. Geppetto.
_________________________________

-It's me, Pinocchio. I'm home to stay.
-We're home again.
_________________________________
-(BELL RINGING)

-Here he is, Mr. Geppetto. Home at last.
_________________________________

Hey, maybe he's asleep.

_________________________________
PINOCCHIO: Father? Father, it's me.
_________________________________

Pinoke, come here.
_________________________________

Look. He ain't here.

_________________________________
PINOCCHIO: He... He's gone.
_________________________________
JIMINY: Yeah, and Figaro.
_________________________________
PINOCCHIO: And Cleo too.
_________________________________

_________________________________

This is better.
_________________________________

Oh... What's wrong? You only ever knit
when you're stressed.
_________________________________

CONSTANTINE: The bear,
_________________________________

the little guy and their dog,

they are onto us.
_________________________________

They got away.
_________________________________

How are we gonna spin this?
_________________________________
-Is that a scarf?
-Mmm.
_________________________________
-Is it a present for someone?
-Yes.
_________________________________
Who?
_________________________________
Not important.
_________________________________

CONSTANTINE: Comrades,

I'm afraid I have bad news.
_________________________________

Walter and Fonzie

have quit the Muppets.
_________________________________

-(ALL GASP)

-LEW ZEALAND: Wait.
_________________________________

You can quit the Muppets?
_________________________________

Wait a second.

Walter quit the Muppets?
_________________________________

We just did a whole movie

where he joined the Muppets.
_________________________________
And I like totally cried
when he joined the Muppets.
_________________________________

Yeah, we sure spent a lot of time on it.
_________________________________

RIZZO: Ha! I'll say.
_________________________________

Maybe even at the expense of other

long-standing, beloved Muppets.
_________________________________

Come on, Robin.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________
-Coming.
-Can I be honest?
_________________________________
The show will be better without them.
_________________________________
-Couldn't get any worse.
-(BOTH LAUGHING)

_________________________________

Well, as the old saying goes...
_________________________________

The show must continue,
_________________________________

-in a timely fashion.

-GONZO: Wait.
_________________________________

Fozzie and Walter are part of our family.
_________________________________

We can't let them go without a fight.
_________________________________

Right, Kermit?
_________________________________

I know this is hard, Gonzo.
_________________________________

Walter and Fonzie were my best friends.
_________________________________
But Dominic is right.
We're better off without them.
_________________________________
Exactly.
_________________________________
-Well, that's true.
-No, it ain't.
_________________________________
No, no, it ain't. It's not.
_________________________________

PIGGY: Kermit...
_________________________________

Are you sure you're okay?
_________________________________

Yes, I'm fine, pig.
_________________________________

I could never lose you.
_________________________________

You complete me.
_________________________________

Oh, Kermie.
_________________________________

DOMINIC: Guys, come on!
_________________________________

This is gonna be fantastic.

We should be celebrating!
_________________________________

Yes. Remember,

I can give you what you want.
_________________________________

-Yeah?

-Yeah, right.
_________________________________

-I'll keep that in mind.

-Say, has anyone seen Animal?
_________________________________

(SHIVERING)
_________________________________

(ALL EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

Does anybody else feel like

we're traveling in circles?
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

There it is!
_________________________________

Finally!
_________________________________

_________________________________

(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

_________________________________

Stefan, there's...

_________________________________

There's something important

I have to tell you.

_________________________________

Not now, Hubert.

_________________________________

But it's about Phillip.

_________________________________

Phillip? Oh, yes, of course, Phillip.

_________________________________

Why, where is the boy?

_________________________________

That's what I'm trying to tell you.

_________________________________

-Well, send for him immediately!

-But...

_________________________________

Shh!

_________________________________

(TRUMPETS BLOWING)

_________________________________

HERALD: The sun has set!

_________________________________

Make ready to welcome your princess!

_________________________________

(CROWD CHEERING)

_________________________________

(ALL SOBBING)

_________________________________

Poor King Stefan and the Queen.

_________________________________

They'll be heartbroken

when they find out.

_________________________________

-They're not going to.

-MERRYWEATHER: They aren't? But...

_________________________________

We'll put them all to sleep

until Rose awakens.

_________________________________

Come.

_________________________________

Sleeping beauty fair
_________________________________

Gold of sunshine
_________________________________

In your hair
_________________________________

Lips that shame
_________________________________

The red, red rose
_________________________________

Dreaming of true love
_________________________________

In slumber repose
_________________________________

One day
_________________________________

He will come
_________________________________

Riding out of the dawn
_________________________________

And you'll awaken
_________________________________

To love's first kiss
_________________________________

Till then, sleeping beauty
_________________________________

Sleep on
_________________________________

One day you'll awaken
_________________________________

To love's first kiss
_________________________________

Till then
_________________________________

Sleeping beauty
_________________________________

Sleep on

_________________________________

(YAWNING)
_________________________________

_________________________________

I'm so confused.
_________________________________

(KALA SIGHS)
_________________________________

Come with me.
_________________________________

There's something I should've

shown you long ago.

_________________________________

(GLASS SHATTERING)
_________________________________

Is this me?
_________________________________

And this is my father,
_________________________________

and...
_________________________________

And my...
_________________________________

Now you know.
_________________________________

Tarzan, I just want you to be happy,
_________________________________

whatever you decide.

_________________________________

(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
_________________________________

No matter where I go,

you will always be my mother.
_________________________________

(SOBBING)
_________________________________

And you will always be in my heart.
_________________________________

Goodbye, Tarzan.

_________________________________

-JANE: Tarzan!

-(MEN SHOUTING)

_________________________________

I'm so glad you found us in time.
_________________________________

Tarzan!
_________________________________

We're too late! I can't believe it!
_________________________________

If you had pulled over

and asked for directions...
_________________________________

We didn't get to say goodbye.
_________________________________

Well, good riddance, all right?
Who needs you, huh?
_________________________________

Go on, get out of here, bald boy!
_________________________________

You ingrate! You bald ingrate!
_________________________________

Go on and rot, for all I care!
_________________________________

Go!
_________________________________

What are you looking at?
_________________________________

I'm gonna miss him, too.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

_________________________________

-(RUSTLING)
-(GASPS)

_________________________________

-(STAMMERS) Héctor?

-Kid?
_________________________________

Oh, Héctor! You were right.

_________________________________

I should have gone back to my family.

_________________________________

They told me not to be like de la Cruz,

_________________________________

but I didn't listen.
_________________________________

I told them I didn't care

if they remembered me.

_________________________________

I didn't care if I was
on the stupid ofrenda.

_________________________________

Hey, chamaco.
It's okay. It's okay.

_________________________________

I told them I didn't care.

_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________

Héctor! Héctor?

_________________________________

She's forgetting me.

_________________________________

-Who?

-My daughter.

_________________________________

She's the reason you wanted

to cross the bridge.

_________________________________

I just wanted to see her again.

_________________________________

I never should have left Santa Cecilia.

_________________________________

I wish I could apologize.

_________________________________

I wish I could tell her
that her papá was trying to come home.

_________________________________

That he loved her so much.

_________________________________

My Coco...

_________________________________

Coco?

_________________________________

Where did you get this?

_________________________________

That's my Mamá Coco.

That's my Mamá Imelda.

_________________________________

Is that you?

_________________________________

-We're...

-BOTH: Family?

_________________________________
HÉCTOR: I always hoped

I'd see her again.

_________________________________

 That she'd miss me.

_________________________________

Maybe put up my photo.

But it never happened.

_________________________________

You know the worst part?

_________________________________

Even if I never got to see

Coco in the living world...

_________________________________

I thought at least
one day I'd see her here.

_________________________________

Give her the biggest hug.

_________________________________

But she's the last person

who remembers me.

_________________________________

The moment she's gone

from the living world...

_________________________________

You disappear... from this one.

_________________________________

You'll never get to see her.

_________________________________

Ever again.

_________________________________

You know, I wrote her a song once.

_________________________________

We used to sing it every night
at the same time.

_________________________________

No matter how far apart we were.

_________________________________

What I wouldn't give to sing it to her.

_________________________________

 One... last... time.

_________________________________

♪ Remember me

_________________________________

♪ Though I have to say goodbye
Remember me

_________________________________

♪ Don't let it make you cry

_________________________________

♪ For even if I'm far away
I hold you in my heart

_________________________________

♪ I sing a secret song to you
Each night we are apart

_________________________________

♪ Remember me

_________________________________

Papá!

_________________________________

♪ Though I have to travel far
Remember me

_________________________________

♪ Each time you hear a sad guitar

_________________________________

♪ Know that I'm with you
The only way that I can be

_________________________________

♪ Until you're in my arms again

_________________________________

♪ Remember me ♪

_________________________________

He stole your guitar.

He stole your songs.

_________________________________

You should be the one

the world remembers, not de la Cruz!

_________________________________

I didn't write Remember Me

for the world.

_________________________________

I wrote it for Coco.

_________________________________

I'm a pretty sorry excuse
for a great-great-grandpa.

_________________________________

Are you kidding? A minute ago

I thought I was related to a murderer.

_________________________________

You're a total upgrade.

_________________________________

My whole life, there's been something...
_________________________________

that made me different.

_________________________________

And I never knew where it came from.

_________________________________

But now I know. It comes from you.

_________________________________

I'm proud we're family!

I'm proud to be his family!

_________________________________

(WHOOPING)

_________________________________

(WHOOPING)

_________________________________

I'm proud to be his family!

_________________________________

(WHOOPING)

_________________________________

(ECHOING)

_________________________________

Well, just been talking to Phillip.

_________________________________

Seems he's fallen in love

with some peasant girl.

_________________________________

Peasant girl?

_________________________________

Yes? Yes?

_________________________________

The peasant girl?

_________________________________

Who is she? Where did he meet her?

_________________________________

Just some peasant girl he met...

_________________________________

Where? Where?

_________________________________

(YAWNING) Once upon a dream.

_________________________________

Once upon a...

_________________________________

Rose! Prince Phillip!

_________________________________

Come on.

We've got to get back to the cottage.
_________________________________

_________________________________

Dip the apple in the brew.
_________________________________

Let the Sleeping Death seep through!
_________________________________

Look! On the skin!
_________________________________

The symbol of what lies within.
_________________________________

Now, turn red to tempt Snow White.
_________________________________

To make her hunger for a bite.
_________________________________
(CACKLING)
_________________________________

Have a bite?
_________________________________
(CACKLING)
_________________________________

It's not for you.
_________________________________

It's for Snow White.
_________________________________

When she breaks the tender peel
_________________________________

to taste the apple in my hand,
_________________________________

her breath will still, her blood congeal.
_________________________________

Then I'll be fairest in the land!
_________________________________
(CACKLING)
_________________________________

But wait!
_________________________________

There may be an antidote.
_________________________________

Nothing must be overlooked.
_________________________________

Oh, here it is!
_________________________________
(READING)
_________________________________

"Love's First Kiss."
_________________________________
Bah!
_________________________________

No fear of that.
_________________________________

The dwarfs will think she's dead.
_________________________________

She'll be buried alive!
_________________________________
(CACKLING)
_________________________________

Buried alive!
_________________________________
(CACKLING)
_________________________________
(CACKLING)
_________________________________

Thirsty?
_________________________________

Have a drink!
_________________________________
(CACKLING)
_________________________________
(LEAVES RUSTLING)
_________________________________

_________________________________

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

ALL: (SINGING) Take me by the tongue
and I'll know you

_________________________________
Kiss me on the cheek
And I'll show you
_________________________________

All the moves like Jagger
_________________________________

I've got the moves like Jagger
I've got the...

_________________________________
Do you have evidence

to frame the bear?
_________________________________

Excellent.
_________________________________

Where are the guards?
_________________________________

(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Stay here.
_________________________________

-I'm going to check on the vault.

-Oui.
_________________________________

-(JACKHAMMERING)

-Whoa! Whoa!
_________________________________

Stop it!
_________________________________

BOTH: Whoa!
_________________________________

DOMINIC: Colonel Blood's locket.
_________________________________

Of course. Now grab it.
_________________________________

SAM: Shawn.
_________________________________

Someone's coming. Abort!
_________________________________

I think I just saw something.

It's headed back towards the theater!
_________________________________

(SINGING) Near, far
_________________________________

Wherever you are...

_________________________________
-That was close.

-Too close.
_________________________________

We need to move to
final phase three. "Wedding."
_________________________________

You're here

_________________________________
Hey, Kermit, you can't go out there.

It's Piggy's Celine Dion number.
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

And I know that my heart will...

_________________________________
Did you see anything?
_________________________________

Not a thing. It is my lunch hour.

It lasts six hours.
_________________________________

Excuse me.
_________________________________

Ladies and gentlemen!
_________________________________

I have an announcement!
_________________________________

-What?

-(ALL MURMURING)
_________________________________

PIGGY: Kermit,
_________________________________

I'm in the middle of a song here!
_________________________________

Miss Piggy.
_________________________________

I have very important question for you.
_________________________________

Yeah? What are you doing?
_________________________________

-(SNORING)

-(ALL MURMURING)
_________________________________

Do you wish to become Mrs. Piggy?
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-Or rather, Mrs. The Frog?
_________________________________

Aw.
_________________________________

Oh, Kermie, I thought you'd never ask.

I really thought you'd never ask!
_________________________________

So?
_________________________________

What do you say?
_________________________________

(WHISPERING) It's beautiful.
_________________________________

(SCREAMS) Yes! Yes! Of course! Yes!
_________________________________

I can't believe this! After all this time,
_________________________________

it was finally just so easy!
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

That's right, folks,

it's the Muppet wedding
_________________________________

the world has been waiting for.
_________________________________

We're putting our tour on hold...
_________________________________

ALL: What?
_________________________________

...to be married in two days' time
_________________________________

at the world's most romantic location,
_________________________________

-the Tower of London.

-(MISS PIGGY GASPS)
_________________________________
Oh, my gosh.
_________________________________
Kermit's really doing it, isn't he?
_________________________________
(CLUCKING)
_________________________________
I told you, when I'm a millionaire.
_________________________________
Again.
_________________________________
Yes, pictures now.
_________________________________
(SIGHS) This ring. It's so... So black.
_________________________________
It's a little ominous, to tell the truth.
_________________________________
It's a very rare black diamond.
_________________________________
That ring is priceless.
Like you, my dear.
_________________________________
Oh, Kermie, you've never
said that to me be...
_________________________________
...fore.
_________________________________
What's gotten into you?
_________________________________
Love, my dear.
_________________________________
Love.
_________________________________
-(CLAMORING)
-(APPLAUSE)
_________________________________
So... Secret phase three,
proposing to the pig.
_________________________________
Keep up, Number Two.
_________________________________
In Tower of London, you cannot
put on stupid variety show,
_________________________________
but you can get married.
_________________________________
You see, Blood's passageways
are located
_________________________________
directly below Saint John's Chapel.
_________________________________
I realized months ago that
our only chance of pulling this off
_________________________________
was a Muppet wedding.

_________________________________

Here's a Muppet newsflash.
_________________________________

The years of waiting are over.
_________________________________

The biggest "Will they, won't they?"
of all times
_________________________________

has been answered
with a firm, "They will."
_________________________________

Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy

are to be married!
_________________________________

That's right, folks.

They're finally tying the knot.

_________________________________
-(BULL LOWING)
-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(MOOS)
_________________________________
(SOBBING)
_________________________________

Well, at least they didn't get
the pot of gold.
_________________________________

No, they did not.
_________________________________

I have never been to
a more ridiculous crime scene.
_________________________________

(JEAN GASPS)
_________________________________

The comedian bear, he was here.
_________________________________

SAM: The Lemur. He, too, was here.

_________________________________

Could the comedian bear and
the Lemur be one and the same?
_________________________________

The comedian bear is the Lemur.

That is brilliant.
_________________________________

But why would he steal
a bunch of old bones?
_________________________________

The bones apparently belonged

to one Colonel Thomas Blood.
_________________________________

He was the only man to ever nearly

steal the Crown Jewels of England.
_________________________________

Wait! Where did the frog say
he was getting married?
_________________________________

The Tower of London.
_________________________________

BOTH: The comedian bear

is planning on stealing...
_________________________________

-The Tower of London!

-The Crown Jewels!
_________________________________

The Crown Jewels.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Sir, where would you like the flowers?
_________________________________

Who cares?
_________________________________

Hey, chief.
_________________________________

Hi-lo.
_________________________________

We've all been thinking, and...
_________________________________

Well, after you and Miss Piggy
get married,
_________________________________

what's gonna happen to the tour?
_________________________________

And to us?
_________________________________

Well, now you guys
have all the freedom you want.
_________________________________

You don't need me.
_________________________________

I'm done with Muppets.
_________________________________

-Huh?

-(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

But, hey, it's been a good run, right?
_________________________________

Hmm?
_________________________________

Good luck.
_________________________________

FLOYD: Kermit!
_________________________________

Did he just say what I thought he said?
_________________________________

What are we gonna do without Kermit?
_________________________________

The only thing we can do.
_________________________________

Pack up, go to the wedding,
_________________________________

and head back home.
_________________________________

Oh, Foo Foo, it's always been a fight.
_________________________________

But this is so easy,

it just doesn't feel right.
_________________________________

(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

(SINGING) This is my dream come true
_________________________________

The day has come for us to say "I do"
_________________________________

There's nowhere else I'd rather be
_________________________________

Nothing in the world means
more to me than you
_________________________________

I've waited so patiently
_________________________________

I knew you were the only frog for me
_________________________________

Always knew this day would come
_________________________________

It's written in the stars
It's destiny
_________________________________

So how can something so right
_________________________________

Feel so wrong tonight?
_________________________________

After all we've been through
_________________________________

Why do I feel I don't know you?
_________________________________

We'll settle down and start a family
_________________________________

Have a mini you and a mini me
_________________________________

A little pink frog and a little green piggy
_________________________________

They'll learn to say hello
and say goodbye
_________________________________

We'll grow grey and old
_________________________________

And live the quiet life
_________________________________

Just you and I
_________________________________

Hand in hand we'll stay together

_________________________________
Hey. Look at that sky.
_________________________________

Forever and ever

_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________

So how can something so right
_________________________________

Feel so wrong tonight?
_________________________________

After all we've been through
_________________________________

Why do I feel I don't know you?
_________________________________

How can something so right
feel so wrong inside?
_________________________________

How can something so good
leave me feeling so bad?
_________________________________

How can my dreams coming true
_________________________________

Leave me lonely and blue?
_________________________________

How come the happiest day
of my life is so sad?
_________________________________

How can I feel the high
when I feel so low?
_________________________________

After all we've been through
after coming so far
_________________________________

Is this my destiny?
_________________________________

Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi
_________________________________

Where is the love that's written
_________________________________

In the stars?
_________________________________

How can something so right

_________________________________
(VOCALIZING)
_________________________________

Feel so wrong tonight?
_________________________________

Hey-hey-hey
_________________________________

After all we've been through
_________________________________

Why do I feel I don't
_________________________________

Know you?

_________________________________
(VOCALIZING)
_________________________________

Oh, Kermie.

_________________________________
_________________________________
The Next Right Thing – Frozen 2
_________________________________

_________________________________
(ANNA SNIFFLING)
_________________________________
(WATER DRIPPING)
_________________________________
(CRYING)
_________________________________

Olaf? Elsa?
_________________________________

What do I do now?
_________________________________
(CONTINUES CRYING)

_________________________________
(CHILDREN CHATTERING
IN DISTANCE)
_________________________________

You hear that?
_________________________________

A friend once told me...
_________________________________

"There are plenty of kids out there."

_________________________________

And one of them is named Bonnie.

_________________________________

She's waiting for you,
right now.

_________________________________

She just doesn't know it yet.
_________________________________

What if you're wrong?
_________________________________

Well, if you sit on a shelf
the rest of your life...

_________________________________

you'll never find out,
will you?

_________________________________

(SINGING)
I've seen dark before
_________________________________
But not like this
_________________________________
This is cold, this is empty
This is numb
_________________________________
The life I knew is over
_________________________________
The lights are out
_________________________________
Hello, darkness
_________________________________
I'm ready to succumb
_________________________________
I follow you around
_________________________________
I always have
_________________________________
But you've gone to a place I cannot find
_________________________________
(VOICE BREAKING)
This grief has a gravity
_________________________________
It pulls me down
_________________________________
(CONTINUES CRYING)
_________________________________
But a tiny voice
_________________________________
Whispers in my mind
_________________________________
(SNIFFLES)
_________________________________
You are lost
_________________________________
Hope is gone
_________________________________
But you must go on
_________________________________
And do the next right thing
_________________________________
(SNIFFLES)
_________________________________
(SIGHS)

_________________________________

Can there be a day beyond this night?
_________________________________
I don't know anymore what is true
_________________________________
I can't find my direction I'm all alone
_________________________________
The only star that guided me was you
_________________________________
How to rise from the floor
_________________________________
When it's not you I'm rising for?
_________________________________
Just do the next right thing
_________________________________
Take a step
_________________________________
Step again
_________________________________
It is all that I can
_________________________________
To do the next right thing
_________________________________
I won't look too far ahead
_________________________________
(SHUDDERING)
_________________________________
It's too much for me to take
_________________________________
But break it down to this next breath
_________________________________
This next step
_________________________________
This next choice is one that I can make!
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
So I'll walk through this night
_________________________________
Stumbling blindly toward the light
_________________________________
And do the next right thing
_________________________________
And with the dawn
_________________________________
What comes then?
_________________________________
When it's clear that everything
_________________________________
Will never be the same again?
_________________________________
(SIGHS DEEPLY)
_________________________________
Then I'll make the choice
_________________________________
To hear that voice
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And do
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The next right thing

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(SIGHS)
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Maybe something awful

happened to him.
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Don't worry, son,

he probably hasn't gone far.
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Hey! It's a message.
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-What's it say?

-It's about your father.
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-Where is he?

-Why, uh, it says here
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he went looking for you
and was swallowed by a whale.
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-Swallowed by a whale?

-Yeah, uh-huh.
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A whale? A whale named Monstro.
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-But wait, he's alive.

-Alive? Where?
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Why, inside the whale
at the bottom of the sea.
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Bottom of the sea?
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Uh-huh.
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-Hey, where you going?

-I'm going to find him.
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Pinoke, are you crazy?
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-Don't you realize he's in a whale?

-I've gotta go to him.
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Hey, Pinoke, wait! Listen here, son...
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She's wrong. I can't go back.
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What would it prove, anyway?
It won't change anything.
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You can't change the past.
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You said you'd always be there for me!
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But you're not.
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And it's because of me.
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It's my fault.
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It's my fault.
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(CRIES)
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(SINGING) Asante sana,
squash banana

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We we nugu, imi mi apana
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Asante sana, squash banana

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We we nugu, imi mi apana
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Asante sana, squash banana

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We we nugu, imi mi apana
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(CHUCKLES)
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(SIGHS)
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Asante sana, squash banana

We we nugu, imi mi apana

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Come on, will you cut it out?
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Can't cut it out. It'll grow right back!
(LAUGHS)
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Creepy little monkey.

Will you stop following me?
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-Who are you?

-The question is, who are you?
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I thought I knew. Now I'm not so sure.
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Well, I know who you are.

Shh. Come here. It's a secret.
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Asante sana, squash banana

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Grrr! Enough!

What is that supposed to mean?
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It means you are a baboon, and I'm not.
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I think you're a little confused.
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Wrong! I'm not the one who's confused.
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-You don't even know who you are.

-Oh, and I suppose you know.
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Sure do. You're Mufasa's boy.
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-Bye.
-Hey, wait!
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You knew my father?
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Correction, I know your father.
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I hate to tell you this,
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but he died a long time ago.
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Nope. Wrong again!
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Ha ha ha!
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He's alive, and I'll show him to you.
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You follow old Rafiki.
He knows the way. Come on!
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Don't dawdle. Hurry up!
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-Hey, whoa, wait, wait.

-Come on. Come on!
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Would you slow down?
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(RAFIKI LAUGHS)
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Stop!
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(WHISPERS) Look down there.
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That's not my father.

That's just my reflection.
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No.
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Look harder.
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You see?
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He lives in you.
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MUFASA: Simba.
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Father?
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Simba, you have forgotten me.
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No. How could I?
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You have forgotten who you are,

and so have forgotten me.
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Look inside yourself, Simba.
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You are more than
what you have become.
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You must take your place
in the circle of life.
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How can I go back?

I'm not who I used to be.
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Remember who you are.
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You are my son and the one true king.
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Remember who you are.
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No! Please, don't leave me!
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MUFASA: Remember.
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-Father!
-Remember!
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Don't leave me.
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Remember.
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What was that? Ha ha!
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The weather. (SPLUTTERS)
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-Very peculiar, don't you think?

-Yeah.
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Looks like the winds are changing.
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Ahh, change is good.
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Yeah, but it's not easy.
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I know what I have to do, but going
back means I'll have to face my past.
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I've been running from it
for so long.
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Ow! Jeez! What was that for?
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It doesn't matter. It's in the past.
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Yeah, but it still hurts.
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Oh, yes, the past can hurt.
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But the way I see it
you can either run from it
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or learn from it.
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Ah! You see?
So what are you going to do?
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First, I'm gonna take your stick.
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No, no, no, no! Not the stick!
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-Hey! Where are you going?

-I'm going back!
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Good! Go on! Get out of here!
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(LAUGHS)
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Whoo! Ha ha ha!
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Whoooo! Whoooo!

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