Disney PhilharMagic Fantasia of Spring & Autumn (2019) subtitles (Summer 2019 Part 3)

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(TICKING)

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(SNIFFLING)

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That cursed Peter Pan.

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(SNIFFLING)

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Making a fool out of me.

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I sh... I sh... Whew!

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Ah-choo!

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Oh, my head.

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(POUNDING)

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(SINGING)

Oh, a pirate's life is a wonderful life

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-Your hot water, Mr. Smee.

-Shh!

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The poor captain

has a splitting headache.

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We mustn't annoy him.

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Well, captain, it's nice

to see you smiling again.

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Brings back the good old days when

we was leadin' a healthy, normal life.

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Scuttlin' ships, cuttin' throats.

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Oh, captain,

why don't we put to sea again?

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You know, there's trouble

brewin' on the island.

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Women trouble.

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I wouldn't want this to go any farther,

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but the cook told me

that the first mate told him

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that he heard that Pan

has banished Tinker Bell.

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Whoa!

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Why, you doddering imbecile, I...

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Did you say Pan

has banished Tinker Bell?

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Aye, aye, captain. He has.

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-But why?

-Well, on account of Wendy, captain.

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Tink tried to do her in, she did.

Tink's terrible jealous.

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-Well, well.

-That's why we ought to leave, captain.

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This ain't no place

for a respectable pirate.

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That's it, Smee! That's it!

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I'm glad you agrees, captain.

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Quick, me coat. Me best dress coat.

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Aye, aye, sir.

The sooner we gets going, the better.

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Ah, yes, a jealous female

can be tricked into anything.

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-My case of hooks!

-Aye, aye, sir.

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Here you are, sir. Your Sunday set.

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If we impress the pixie, convince her

we're eager to help her,

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the wench may chart our course

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to a certain hiding place.

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Our best hiding place is the Spanish

main, sir. I'll set our course...

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And where do you think you are going?

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To tell the boys

we sails with the tide, sir.

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You will go ashore, pick up Tinker Bell

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and bring her to me.

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Understand?

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Aye, aye, sir.

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D'ARQUE: I don't usually leave

the asylum in the middle of the night,

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but he said

you'd make it worth my while.

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Ah!

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-I'm listening.

-It's like this.

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I've got my heart set on marrying Belle,

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but she needs a little persuasion.

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(SNICKERS) Turned him down flat.

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Everyone knows her father's a lunatic.

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He was in here tonight

raving about a beast in a castle.

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Maurice is harmless.

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The point is, Belle would do anything

to keep him from being locked up.

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(CHUCKLES) Yeah, even marry him.

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So, you want me to throw her father

into the asylum,

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unless she agrees to marry you.

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That is despicable.

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(LAUGHS) I love it.

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If no one will help me,

then I'll go back alone.

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Yes, is that everything?

I don't care what it takes.

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I'll find that castle and somehow, I...

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I'll get her out of there.

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(POUNDING)

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-Belle! Maurice!

-Oh, well. (LAUGHS)

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Guess it's not gonna work, after all.

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They have to come back sometime.

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And when they do,

we'll be ready for them.

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LeFou, don't move from that spot

until Belle and her father come home.

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But... But I...

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Ah, nuts.
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(HERCULES LAUGHING)

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You should have been there, Father.

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I mangled the Minotaur,

grappled with the Gorgon.

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Just like Phil told me.

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I analysed the situation,

controlled my strength and kicked.

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The crowds went wild!

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-(SIMULATES CROWD CHEERING)

-(WHISTLING)

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Thank you. Thank you.

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Hah!

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You're doin' great, son.

You're doing your old man proud.

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I'm glad to hear you say that, Father.

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I've been waiting for this day

a long time.

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Hmm. What day is that, son?

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The day I rejoin the gods.

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You've done wonderfully.

You really have, my boy.

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You're just not there yet.

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You haven't proven yourself a true hero.

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But, Father, I've beaten every single

monster I've come up against.

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I'm the most famous person

in all of Greece.

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-I'm an action figure!

-(SQUEAKING)

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I'm afraid being famous

isn't the same as being a true hero.

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What more can I do?

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It's something

you have to discover for yourself.

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-But how can I...

-Look inside your heart.

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Father, wait!

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(GRUNTING)

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-(WHINNYING)

-(SIGHS)

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(MEN COUGHING)
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(WHEEZING)
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(COUGHING)
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I'll kill him. I'll kill that Rider!
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We'll cut him off at the kingdom

and get back the crown. Come on!
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GOTHEL: Or...

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Perhaps you want to stop

acting like wild dogs
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chasing their tails

and think for a moment.
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(SCOFFS) Oh, please,

there's no need for that.
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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(CHUCKLING)
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Well, if that's all you desire,

then be on your way.
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I was going to offer you something

worth 1,000 crowns.
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Would have made you

rich beyond belief,
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and that wasn't even the best part.

(LAUGHING)
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Oh, well. C'est la vie. Enjoy your crown!
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What's the best part?
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It comes with revenge on Flynn Rider.
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You're being strangely cryptic
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as you wrap your magic hair

around my injured hand.
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(GROANS)
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Sorry.
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(EXHALES)
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Just don't... Don't freak out.
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(SIGHS)
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(SINGING) Flower, gleam and glow
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Let your power shine
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Make the clock reverse
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Bring back what once was mine
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Heal what has been hurt

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Change the Fates' design

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Save what has been lost

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Bring back what once was mine

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What once was mine

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(WHIMPERS)
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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(SCREAM BUILDING)
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Please don't freak out!
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(STRANGLED GASPING)
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I'm not freaking out.

Are you freaking out?
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I'm just interested in your hair

and the magical qualities it possesses.
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How long has it been

doing that exactly?
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Forever, I guess.
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Mother says when I was a baby,

people tried to cut it.
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They wanted to take it for themselves.
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But once it's cut,

it turns brown and loses its power.
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A gift like that, it has to be protected.
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That's why Mother never let me...
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(SIGHS)
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That's why I never left and...
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(SIGHS)
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You never left that tower.
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And you're still going to go back?
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No! Yes.
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(GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION)
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It's complicated.
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(EXHALES)
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So, Eugene Fitzherbert, huh?
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Ah, yeah. Well...
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I'll spare you the sob story

of poor orphan Eugene Fitzherbert.
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It's a little bit of a downer.
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(CHUCKLES)
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There was this book I used to read

every night to all the younger kids.
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The Tales of Flynnagan Rider.
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Swashbuckling rogue, richest man

alive, not bad with the ladies either.
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Not that he'd ever brag about it,

of course.
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(CHUCKLES) Was he a thief, too?
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Uh...
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Well, no.
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He had enough money to do anything

that he wanted to do.
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He could go anywhere

that he wanted to go.
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And for a kid with nothing,

I don't know, I...
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Just seemed like the better option.
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(RAPUNZEL CHUCKLES)
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You can't tell anyone about this, okay?
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It could ruin my whole reputation.
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Ah. We wouldn't want that.
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A fake reputation is all a man has.
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(CHUCKLES)
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(CLEARS THROAT NERVOUSLY)
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Well, I should, um...
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(STAMMERING) I should

get some more firewood.
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RAPUNZEL: Hey.

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For the record, I like Eugene Fitzherbert

much better than Flynn Rider.
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Well.
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Then you'd be the first. But thank you.
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Well, I thought he'd never leave.
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Mother?
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Hello, dear.
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(RAPUNZEL STAMMERING

NERVOUSLY)
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How did you find me?
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Oh, it was easy, really.
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I just listened for the sound of complete

and utter betrayal and followed that.
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(SIGHS) Mother...
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-We're going home. Now.

-You don't understand.
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I've been on this incredible journey,

and I've seen and learned so much.
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I even met someone.
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Yes, the wanted thief. I'm so proud.

Come on.
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Mother, wait. I think...
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I think he likes me.
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Likes you?

Please, Rapunzel, that's demented!
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(PROTESTING)
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(SINGING) This is why
you never should have left
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Dear, this whole romance
that you've invented
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Just proves you're too naive to be here

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Why would he like you?
Come on now, really

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Look at you!
You think that he's impressed?
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Don't be a dummy, come with Mummy
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Mother...
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No!
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No?
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Oh, I see how it is
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Rapunzel knows best
Rapunzel's so mature now
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Such a clever grown-up miss
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Rapunzel knows best
Fine, if you're so sure now
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-Go ahead, then give him this!

-How did you...
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This is why he's here
Don't let him deceive you
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Give it to him, watch, you'll see
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I will!
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Trust me, my dear
That's how fast he'll leave you
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I won't say I told you so
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No, Rapunzel knows best
So, if he's such a dreamboat
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Go and put him to the test
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Mother, wait!
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If he's lying, don't come crying

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Mother knows best

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FLYNN: So, can I ask you something?
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Is there any chance that I'm going to get

super strength in my hand?
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Because I'm not going to lie.

That would be stupendous.
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Hey, you all right?
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Oh! Sorry, yes.

Just lost in thought, I guess.
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Here's the thing,
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superhuman good looks,

I've always had them. Born with it.
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But superhuman strength! Can you

imagine the possibilities of this?
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Patience, boys.
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All good things to those who wait.
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(GROANING)

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-(CLUCKING)

-(SIGHS)
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-(SNORING)

-Hey, Kermit. You awake?
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Yep.
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What's the weather

supposed to be like tonight?
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I don't know. Why?
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Oh. I just don't want it to rain

through the hole in the ceiling.
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Oh. Stars sure are pretty, though.
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FOZZIE: We're gonna be okay, right?
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We haven't done this in a long time,
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and I really don't
wanna go back to Reno.

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Don't worry, Fozzie. We'll be fine.
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Look how we cleaned this place
up today, you know?

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Same old team, all pulling together.
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I guess you're right. Night-night, Kermit.
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Good night, Fozzie. (SIGHS)
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(SNORING SOFTLY)
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(MUMBLES SLEEPILY)
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Huh?
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(SNORTING)
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Well, I hope you're here to apologize.
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(FLYNN SCREAMING)
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No, put me down! Stop it! No!
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-Let me go!

-(NEIGHING FIERCELY)
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(GRUNTING) Give me him!
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-(NEIGHING)

-FLYNN: Stop, stop, stop!
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(FLYNN EXCLAIMS)
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(NICKERING GROGGILY)
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(NEIGHING)
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Easy, boy. Easy! Settle down.
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(NEIGHING FIERCELY)
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Easy, boy. Easy.
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(SOOTHINGLY) Easy.
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That's it.
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Now sit.
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(NEIGHS)
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(FIRMLY) Sit!
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-FLYNN: What?

-Now drop the boot.
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Drop it.
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(COOING) Aw!
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You're such a good boy! Yes, you are!
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(CHUCKLING AFFECTIONATELY)
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You all tired from chasing this bad man

all over the place?
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-FLYNN: Excuse me?

-Nobody appreciates you, do they?
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-Do they?
-(SNORTS)

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Oh, come on. He's a bad horse!
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Oh, he's nothing but a big sweetheart.
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(NEIGHS HAPPILY)
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Isn't that right...
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Maximus?
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You've got to be kidding me.
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Look. Today is kind of

the biggest day of my life,
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and the thing is,

I need you not to get him arrested.
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-(HUFFS)

-Just for 24 hours,
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and then you can chase each other

to your heart's content.
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Okay?
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(SIGHS)
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(GRUNTS)
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And it's also my birthday.

Just so you know.
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(SNORTS)
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(GRUNTS)
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-(NEIGHS)

-(CHUCKLES CONTENTEDLY)
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(PIPE PLAYS)

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(BARKS)

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(SIGHS) That voice.

I can't get it out of my head.

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I've looked everywhere, Max.

Where could she be?
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(BOTH PANTING)

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Well, look at what

the catfish dragged in.

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(LAUGHS) Look at ya. Look at ya.

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There's somethin' different.

Don't tell me.

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I got it. It's your hairdo, right?

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You've been usin'
the dinglehopper, right?

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No? No, huh? Well, let me see.

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New seashells?

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No new seashells.

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I gotta admit I can't

put my foot on it right now.

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But If I stand here long enough...

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She's got legs, you idiot!

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She traded her voice to the sea witch
and got legs. Geez, man!

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I knew that.

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Ariel's been turned into a human.

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She's gotta make the prince
fall in love with her,
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and he's gotta kiss her.

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SEBASTIAN: And she's only got

three days!

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 Just look at her!

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On legs! On human legs!
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(GASPS)

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My nerves are shot!

This is a catastrophe!

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What would her father say?

I'll tell you what her father'd say.

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He'd say he's gonna kill himself a crab!

That's what her father'd say!

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I'm gonna march meself

straight home right now

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and tell him just like
I should have done the minute...

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And don't you shake your head at me,
young lady.

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Maybe there's still time.

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If we could get that witch

to give you back your voice,

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you could go home with
all the normal fish and just be...

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Just be...

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Just be miserable

for the rest of your life.

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All right, all right.

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I'll try to help ya find that prince.

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Boy, what a soft shell

I'm turning out to be.

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Now, Ariel, I'm telling ya.

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If you wanna be a human,
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the first thing ya gotta do
is dress like one.
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Now, let me see.

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(SNIFFS)

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-(BARKS)

-Max? What?

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Huh? What? Max!

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(WOLF WHISTLES) Ya look great, kid.

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Ya look sensational.
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(BARKS)

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(GASPS)

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-(PANTS)

-(SEBASTIAN MUTTERS)

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(BARKING)

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ERIC: Max!

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 Max!

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-Quiet, Max.

-(BARKING)

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What's gotten into you, fella? Oh.

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-Oh, I see.

-(BARKING)

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ERIC: Are you okay, miss?

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I'm sorry if this knucklehead scared you.

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He's harmless, really, uh...

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You seem very familiar to me.

Have we met?

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(BARKS)

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We have met. I knew it.

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You're the one,

the one I've been looking for.

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What's your name?

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What's wrong? What is it?

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You can't speak? Oh!

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Oh, then you couldn't be who I thought.

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-(SIGHS)

-(SIGHS)

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What is it? You're hurt?

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No, no. You need help?

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Whoa, whoa, careful! Careful, easy.

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Gee, you must have

really been through something.

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Don't worry. Don't worry. I'll help you.

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Come on. Come on. You'll be okay.

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(BARKS)

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KERMIT: Okay, gather around, troops!

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Everybody, time to get

this rehearsal going.
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-Scooter, is everybody here?

-Almost everyone, chief.
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-Yeah...

-Hey, uh, anybody got any kerosene?
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I wanna take these old pig
dresses out back and burn 'em.
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MISS PIGGY: Hold it right there,
sausage snout!

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-Piggy?

-Huh?
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Well, look what the cat dragged in.
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Come on. Keep it up, Maurice.
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Sorry, Miss Piggy, but you've

been replaced... Permanently.
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-Oh, yeah?

-Yeah!
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I don't think so... Sister?
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Who you calling "sister," sister?
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-Oh, look, an omelet station!

-Oh, where?
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-Hi-yah!

-Ah!
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There's only one Miss Piggy,

and she is moi.
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Yeah, well, you ain't seen
the last of me!
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I'll be back!
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Yeah, yeah. Heard of mouthwash?
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Welcome back, Miss Piggy.

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All right, all right, don't crowd me!
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Wow, she sure hasn't changed.

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Piggy? You came back.
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I'm not here for you, Kermit.

I'm here for them.
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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And besides, when this show's done,
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I'm catching the next plane

back to my life in Paris.
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Okay, Piggy, okay. Uh, places for the
opening number, everybody!

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(MISS PIGGY GROWLS)
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KERMIT: Oh, good morning, Veronica.
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Morning, Frog.

-Okay, everybody,
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let's take it from the top.
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-(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

-Oh!
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-You missed your cue.

-I know!
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There's kind of
a rhythm to this, you know?

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Ah! Oh, and if you like that one,
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what's the bear capital of the world?
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Mos-cow! Ah!
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-(LAUGHS)

-(EXPLOSION)
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Ha!
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(SINGING) It's time to play the music
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-It's time to light the lights

-Two, three, four.
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It's time to put on makeup
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It's time to dress up right
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Hey guys, stop. Cut, cut, cut,
cut, cut. What's the problem?
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We can't keep time without

the drums, man! We need drums!
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-Oh! Sorry, Animal.

-No drums! No drums!
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-Jack Black said no drums!
-Animal, heel! Sit!

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-(SIGHS) Who's next?

-ANIMAL: In control.
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Oh. Hey, Walter?
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Oh. Uh, yes, Kermit?
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You think you might

wanna help us out here?
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Maybe do something in the show?
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Kermit, you know,

you've been so nice to me,
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but I have to face the facts.
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See, the Muppets are so talented...
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Hey, guys, check it out! Fart shoes!
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-(FARTING SOUNDS)

-Patent pending!
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And... I don't have any talent at all.
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The truth is... (SIGHS)

I can't perform with you guys.
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I feel like a phony just being here.
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Walter, just because you haven't
found your talent yet,
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doesn't mean you don't have one.
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If you look inside yourself,
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I'm sure you'll find something

that you're really good at.
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Okay, Kermit. I'll try.
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Oh.
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WOMAN: Take my picture!
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Welcome.
How many in your party? Two?
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Uh, no, just the one.
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(LAUGHS) All right,

party of one, follow me.
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SINGING) I look around, and once
again I'm on my own

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My man ain't here
He's gone and done me wrong

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No one's gonna stop this girl
from having fun
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I throw my hands up high
and have a party for one

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I'm having a me party
A party by myself

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A me party
I don't need nobody else
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A me party
I'm the first and last to show
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There's no one at this party
that I don't already know
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I'm not gonna sit around
by myself and wait for you
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Haven't you heard?
One is the new two
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I'm gonna make a scene
I'm gonna make a fuss
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Tonight I'm gonna celebrate
with just the one of us
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I'm having a me party
Haven't I seen me here before?
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A me party
I'm the last one on the dance floor
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-Me party

-A party just for moi
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-Me party

-It's a solo Mardi Gras
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I'm having a me party
I'm such good company
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-A me party

-I saved the last dance for me
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-Ooh

-Ooh
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What happens at a me party
stays at a me party
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Excuse me, miss, are you

expecting anyone else?
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Oh... No.
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No, it's just me. Party of one.
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MAN: Order up!

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Isn't it lovely?
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-It was my mother's.
-It's pretty, but it looks old.
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Well, maybe it is old-fashioned,
but I'll fix that.
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-How do you do it?
-Wait a minute.
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There ought to be
some good ideas in here.
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Uh-huh. This one.
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Oh, very nice. Nice.
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-Like it.
-GUS: It'll be easy.
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I'll have to shorten the sleeves,
I'll need a sash,
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-a ruffle, something for a collar...
-DRIZELLA: Cinderella!
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Oh, now what do they want?
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ANASTASIA: Cinderella!
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Oh, well.
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I guess my dress will just have to wait.
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DRIZELLA: Cinderella!
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ANASTASIA: Cinderella!
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All right, all right. I'm coming.
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Poor Cinderelly.
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Every time she finds a minute,
that's the time when they begin it.
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Cinderelly, Cinderelly.
_________________________________
SISTERS: Cinderella!
_________________________________
(SINGING) Cinderelly, Cinderelly
Night and day it's Cinderelly
_________________________________
Make the fire
Fix the breakfast
_________________________________
Wash the dishes
Do the moppin'
_________________________________
And the sweepin' and the dustin'
_________________________________
They always keep her hoppin'
_________________________________
She'd go around in circles
_________________________________
Till she's very, very dizzy
_________________________________
-Still they holler
-Keep her busy, Cinderelly
_________________________________
Yeah. Keep her busy.
_________________________________
You know what?
_________________________________
-Cinderelly won't go to the ball.
-What?
_________________________________
-Not go?
-ALL: What did you say?
_________________________________
You'll see. They'll fix her.
_________________________________
Work, work, work.
She'll never get her dress done.
_________________________________
Poor Cinderelly.
_________________________________
Hey! We can do it!
_________________________________
We can do it
We can do it
_________________________________
We can help our Cinderelly
We can make the dress so pretty
_________________________________
There's nothing to it, really
_________________________________
We'll tie a sash around it
Put a ribbon through it
_________________________________
When dancing at the ball
she'll be more beautiful than all
_________________________________
In the lovely dress
we make for Cinderelly
_________________________________
Hurry, hurry, hurry
_________________________________
Gonna help our Cinderelly
_________________________________
Got no time to dilly-dally
_________________________________
We got to get it goin'
_________________________________
I'll cut it with the scissors.
_________________________________
And I can do the sewing.
_________________________________
I eave the sewing to the women.
_________________________________
You go get some trimmin'.
_________________________________
And we'll make
a lovely dress for Cinderelly, whoo
_________________________________
We'll make a lovely dress
for Cinderelly
_________________________________
Follow me, Gus-Gus.
I know where to go.
_________________________________
It's gonna be pretty, this dress.
_________________________________
Cinderelly will be surprised.
_________________________________
Surprised, surprised. Very surprised.
_________________________________

_________________________________

(DOOR OPENS)

_________________________________

Sire, I've found a solution

to the problem with your daughter.

_________________________________

Awk. The problem with your daughter.

_________________________________

Oh, really?

_________________________________

Right here.

_________________________________

"If the princess has not chosen

a husband by the appointed time,

_________________________________

"then the sultan shall choose for her."

_________________________________

But Jasmine hated all those suitors.

_________________________________

How could I choose someone

she hates?

_________________________________

Not to worry, my liege. There is more.

_________________________________

"If in the event

a suitable prince cannot be found..."

_________________________________

Jerk.

_________________________________

"A princess must then be wed to..."

_________________________________

Hmm. Interesting.

_________________________________

What? Who?

_________________________________

The royal vizier.

_________________________________

Why, that would be me.

_________________________________

But I thought the law says

that only a prince can marry a princess.

_________________________________

I'm quite sure that...

_________________________________

Desperate times call

for desperate measures, my lord.

_________________________________

Yes. Desperate measures.

_________________________________

You will order the princess to marry me.

_________________________________

I will order the princess to...

_________________________________

But you're so old.

_________________________________

The princess will marry me.

_________________________________

The princess will marry...

_________________________________

-(TRUMPET FANFARE)

-What? What is that?

_________________________________

That music.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)

_________________________________

Jafar, you must come and see this.

_________________________________

(SINGING) Make way for Prince Ali

_________________________________

Say, "Hey, it's Prince Ali"

_________________________________

Hey, clear the way in the old bazaar

_________________________________

Hey you, let us through

It's a bright new star

_________________________________

Oh come, be the first on your block

To meet his eye

_________________________________

Make way, here he comes

Ring bells, bang the drums

_________________________________

You're gonna love this guy

_________________________________

Prince Ali, fabulous he

Ali Ababwa

_________________________________

Genuflect, show some respect

Down on one knee

_________________________________

Now, try your best to stay calm

_________________________________

Brush up your Sunday salaam

_________________________________

Then come and meet

His spectacular coterie

_________________________________

Prince Ali, mighty is he

Ali Ababwa

_________________________________

Strong as 10 regular men definitely

_________________________________

He faced the galloping hordes

_________________________________

A hundred bad guys with swords

_________________________________

Who sent those goons to their lords?

Why, Prince Ali

_________________________________

He's got 75 golden camels

_________________________________

Don't they look lovely, June?

_________________________________

Purple peacocks, he's got 53

_________________________________

Fabulous, Harry. I love the feathers.

_________________________________

When it comes to exotic-type mammals

_________________________________

Has he got a zoo

I'm telling you

_________________________________

It's a world-class menagerie

_________________________________

Prince Ali, handsome is he

Ali Ababwa

_________________________________

That physique, how can I speak

Weak at the knee

_________________________________

Well, get on out in that square

_________________________________

Adjust your veil and prepare

_________________________________

To gawk and grovel and stare

At Prince Ali

_________________________________

-He's got 95 white Persian monkeys

-He's got the monkeys

_________________________________

-Let's see the monkeys

-And to view them he charges no fee

_________________________________

He's generous

So generous

_________________________________

He's got slaves

He's got servants and flunkies

_________________________________

Proud to work for him

They bow to his whim, love serving him

_________________________________

They're just lousy with loyalty to Ali

_________________________________

Prince Ali

_________________________________

Prince Ali, Amorous he

Ali Ababwa

_________________________________

Heard your princess

Was a sight lovely to see

_________________________________

And that, good people, is why

_________________________________

He got dolled up and dropped by

_________________________________

With 60 elephants, llamas galore

_________________________________

With bears and lions

A brass band and more

_________________________________

With his 40 fakirs

His cooks, his bakers

_________________________________

His birds that warble on key

_________________________________

Make way

_________________________________

For Prince Ali

_________________________________

Splendid. Absolutely marvellous.

_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT)

_________________________________

Your Majesty,

_________________________________

I have journeyed from afar

to seek your daughter's hand.

_________________________________

Prince Ali Ababwa.

_________________________________

Of course. I'm delighted to meet you.

_________________________________

This is my royal vizier, Jafar.

He's delighted, too.

_________________________________

Ecstatic.

_________________________________

-I'm afraid, Prince Abubu...

-Ababwa.

_________________________________

Whatever.

_________________________________

You cannot just parade in here

uninvited and expect to...

_________________________________

By Allah,

this is quite a remarkable device.

_________________________________

Ooh.

_________________________________

I don't suppose I might...

_________________________________

Why, certainly, Your Majesty.

Allow me.

_________________________________

Sire, I must advise against this.

_________________________________

Oh, button up, Jafar.

Learn to have a little fun.

_________________________________

Ow, ow, ow.

_________________________________

Ahh! Whoa!

_________________________________

Look out, here I come.

_________________________________

Just where did you say you were from?

_________________________________

Oh, much farther than

you've travelled, I'm sure.

_________________________________

-Try me.

-SULTAN: Look out, Polly.

_________________________________

Hey, watch it.

_________________________________

Watch it with the dumb rug.

_________________________________

Aah!

_________________________________

Whew!

_________________________________

Out of the way. I'm coming in to land.

_________________________________

Jafar, watch this.

_________________________________

-Spectacular, Your Highness.

-That was lovely.

_________________________________

Yes, I do seem to have a knack for it.

_________________________________

This is a very impressive youth.

_________________________________

And a prince besides.

_________________________________

(WHISPERS) If we're lucky, you won't

have to marry Jasmine after all.

_________________________________

-I don't trust him, Sire.

-Nonsense.

_________________________________

One thing I pride myself on, Jafar,

I'm an excellent judge of character.

_________________________________

Oh, excellent judge. Yeah, sure. Not!

_________________________________

SULTAN: Jasmine will like this one.

_________________________________

And I'm pretty sure

I'll like Princess Jasmine.

_________________________________

Your Highness, no.

I must intercede on Jasmine's behalf.

_________________________________

This boy is no different from the others.

_________________________________

What makes him think

he is worthy of the princess?

_________________________________

Your Majesty, I am Prince Ali Ababwa.

_________________________________

Just let her meet me.

I will win your daughter.

_________________________________

How dare you.

_________________________________

All of you.

Standing around deciding my future?

_________________________________

I am not a prize to be won.

_________________________________

Oh, dear.

_________________________________

Don't worry, Prince Ali.

Just give Jasmine time to cool down.

_________________________________

I think it's time to say good-bye

to Prince Abubu.

_________________________________

_________________________________

Let's see. Where was I?
_________________________________

I wonder which way I ought to go.

_________________________________

(SINGING)
'Twas brillig and the slithy toves
_________________________________

Did gyre and gamble in the wabe
_________________________________

All mimsy were the borogoves
_________________________________

And the more paths outgrabe
_________________________________

Where in the world do you
suppose that...

_________________________________
-CHESHIRE CAT: Lose something?
-Oh!
_________________________________

(ALICE GIGGLES)
_________________________________
No, I mean, I was just wondering...

_________________________________

That's quite all right.
_________________________________

One moment, please.

_________________________________

(HARMONICA PLAYS NOTE)
_________________________________

Second chorus:

_________________________________

'Twas brillig and the slithy toves
_________________________________
Did gyre and gamble in the wabe
_________________________________

-Why, you're a cat.
-A Cheshire cat.

_________________________________

All mimsy were the borogoves
_________________________________

Wait. Don't go, please.
_________________________________

There you are. Third chorus.

_________________________________

No. Thank you, but I just wanted
to ask you which way I ought to go.

_________________________________

Well, that depends on
where you want to get to.

_________________________________

It really doesn't matter, as long as I...
_________________________________

Then it really doesn't matter
which way you go.

_________________________________

(CHESHIRE CAT HUMS)
_________________________________
And the mome raths outgrabe
_________________________________

Oh, by the way,

_________________________________

if you'd really to know,
he went that way.

_________________________________

-Who did?
-The White Rabbit.

_________________________________

-He did.
-He did what?
_________________________________

-Went that way.
-Who did?
_________________________________

-The white rabbit.
-What rabbit?
_________________________________

But didn't you just say...
I mean... Oh, dear.
_________________________________

Can you stand on your head?
_________________________________

However, if I were looking
for a White Rabbit,

_________________________________

I'd ask the Mad Hatter.

_________________________________

The Mad Hatter? No, I don't want...
_________________________________

Or there's the March Hare
in that direction.

_________________________________

Thank you. I think I shall visit him.

_________________________________

Of course, he's mad, too.
_________________________________

But I don't want to
go among mad people.

_________________________________

Oh, you can't help that.

_________________________________

Most everyone's mad here.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

You may have noticed
_________________________________

that I'm not all there myself.

_________________________________

And the mome raths outgrabe
_________________________________

Goodness.
If the people here are like that,
_________________________________

I must try not to upset them.

_________________________________

_________________________________

Now we are going to do
_________________________________
one of the most famous
and popular ballets ever written,
_________________________________

The Dance of the Hours

from Ponchielli's opera La Gioconda.
_________________________________

It's a pageant of the hours of the day.
_________________________________

We see first a group
of dancers in costumes
_________________________________
to suggest the delicate light of dawn.
_________________________________

Then a second group enters
_________________________________

dressed to represent

the brilliant light of noon day.
_________________________________

As these withdraw, a third group enters
_________________________________

in costumes that suggest

the delicate tones of early evening.
_________________________________

Then a last group, all in black,

the sombre hours of the night.
_________________________________

Suddenly, the orchestra bursts

into a brilliant finale
_________________________________

in which the hours of darkness

are overcome by the hours of light.
_________________________________

All this takes place in the great hall

with its garden beyond,
_________________________________

of the palace of Duke Alvise,

a Venetian nobleman.
_________________________________
(SONG BEGINS)
_________________________________
(SONG ENDS)
_________________________________

_________________________________
Colors of the Wind – Pocahontas
_________________________________

_________________________________

What you mean is, not like you.
_________________________________

(SINGING)
You think I'm an ignorant savage
_________________________________

And you've been so many places
_________________________________

I guess it must be so
_________________________________

But still, I cannot see
_________________________________

If the savage one is me
_________________________________

How can there be so much

that you don't know
_________________________________

You don't know
_________________________________

You think you own

whatever land you land on
_________________________________

The earth is just

a dead thing you can claim
_________________________________

But I know every rock

and tree and creature
_________________________________

Has a life, has a spirit, has a name
_________________________________

You think the only people

who are people
_________________________________

(GROWLING)
_________________________________

Are the people

who look and think like you
_________________________________

But if you walk

the footsteps of a stranger
_________________________________

You'll learn things

you never knew you never knew
_________________________________

Have you ever heard the wolf cry

to the blue corn moon?
_________________________________

Or ask the grinning bobcat

why he grinned?
_________________________________

Can you sing with all the voices

of the mountain?
_________________________________

Can you paint with all the colors

of the wind?
_________________________________

Can you paint with all the colors
_________________________________

Of the wind?
_________________________________

Come run the hidden pine trails

of the forest
_________________________________

Come taste the sun-sweet berries

of the earth
_________________________________

Come roll in all the riches

all around you
_________________________________

And for once, never wonder

what they're worth
_________________________________

The rainstorm and the river

are my brothers
_________________________________

The heron and the otter are my friends
_________________________________

And we are all connected to each other
_________________________________

In a circle,

in a hoop, that never ends
_________________________________

How high does the sycamore grow?
_________________________________

If you cut it down

then you'll never know
_________________________________

And you'll never hear the wolf cry

to the blue corn moon
_________________________________

For whether we are white

or copper-skinned
_________________________________

We need to sing with all the voices

of the mountain
_________________________________

We need to paint

with all the colors of the wind
_________________________________

You can own the earth, and still
_________________________________

All you'll own is earth until
_________________________________

You can paint
_________________________________

With all the colors
_________________________________

Of the
_________________________________

Wind
_________________________________

(RUSTLING)
_________________________________

_________________________________
(CHEERING)
_________________________________

Attention, everybody.
_________________________________

Now, this party is a hero party,
_________________________________

because of what someone did.

And that someone is...
_________________________________
(EEYORE CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

-I found it.

-Found what, Eeyore?
_________________________________

House for Owl.
_________________________________

I say, Eeyore, good show!
_________________________________

Oh, isn't that wonderful.

Where is it, Eeyore?
_________________________________

If you want to follow me,

l'll show it to ya.

_________________________________

NARRATOR:

Everyone followed Eeyore.

_________________________________

Then, to the surprise of all,

Eeyore stopped right in front of...

_________________________________
Piglet's house?
_________________________________

Why are you stopping here, Eeyore?
_________________________________

This is it, Owl's new house.
_________________________________

Oh, dear, mercy me!
_________________________________

Oh, dear, mercy me, too!
_________________________________

Name's on it and everything.
_________________________________

W-O-L. That spells "Owl."
_________________________________

Bless my soul, so it does.
_________________________________

Well, what do you think of it?
_________________________________

It is a nice house, Eeyore, but...
_________________________________

It is a lovely house, Eeyore, but...
_________________________________

It's the best house in the whole world.
_________________________________

Tell them it's your house, Piglet.
_________________________________

No, Pooh.
_________________________________

This house belongs (SNIFFLES)

to our very good friend,
_________________________________
(GULPS)
_________________________________

Owl.
_________________________________

But, Piglet, where will you live?
_________________________________

Well, I guess I shall live... (SNIFFLES)
_________________________________

I suppose I shall live...
_________________________________

With me! You shall live with me.
_________________________________

-Won't you, Piglet?

-With you? (SNIFFLES)
_________________________________

Oh, thank you, Pooh bear.
_________________________________

Of course I will.
_________________________________

Piglet, that was
a very grand thing to do.
_________________________________

A heroic thing to do.
_________________________________

Christopher Robin,

can you make a one-hero party
_________________________________

into a two-hero party?
_________________________________

Of course we can, silly old bear.

_________________________________

NARRATOR: And so, Pooh was

a hero for saving Piglet,

_________________________________

and Piglet was a hero for giving Owl

his grand home in the beech tree.

_________________________________
(SINGING) We never will forget

our hero of the wet

_________________________________
Our quick thinking

unsinking Pooh bear

_________________________________
And Piglet, who indeed

helped out a friend in need

_________________________________
For truly they're
the heroes of the day

_________________________________
So we say hip-hip-hooray

for the Piglet and the Pooh

_________________________________
Piglet and Pooh we salute you

_________________________________
What's all that stomping
and singing and silly shenanigans?
_________________________________
(GOPHER SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Hip-hip hoo-ray

Hip-hip hoo-ray

_________________________________
Hip-hip hoo-ray for Winnie the Pooh

_________________________________
And Piglet, too!
_________________________________

_________________________________
CARLOTTA: Washed up

from a shipwreck.

_________________________________

Oh, the poor thing.

_________________________________

We'll have you feeling better in no time.

_________________________________

-(CARLOTTA HUMS)

-(GASPS)

_________________________________

I'll just... I'll just get this washed for you.

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________
(SPLUTTERS)

_________________________________

Well, you must have
at least heard about this girl.

_________________________________

WOMAN 1: No!

WOMAN 2: Gertrude says...

_________________________________

When has Gertrude ever

gotten anything right?

_________________________________

(BURPS)

_________________________________

-WOMAN 3: I mean, really.

-Madam, please...

_________________________________

WOMAN 3: She shows up in rags

and doesn't speak.

_________________________________

Not my idea of a princess.

_________________________________

If Eric's looking for a girl,

_________________________________

I know a couple of highly

available ones right here.

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

Oh, Eric, be reasonable.

_________________________________

Nice young ladies just don't

swim around rescuing people

_________________________________

in the middle of the ocean
_________________________________

and then flitter off into oblivion
like some...

_________________________________

I'm tellin' ya, Grim. She was real.

_________________________________

I'm gonna find that girl,

and I'm gonna marry her.

_________________________________
CARLOTTA: (LAUGHS) 

Come on, honey. Don't be shy.

_________________________________

Oh, Eric, isn't she a vision?

_________________________________

Uh, you look wonderful.

_________________________________

Come, come, come.
You must be famished.
_________________________________
Let me help you, my dear.

_________________________________

There we go. That's better.

_________________________________

Now, quite comfy? Hmm? Good.

_________________________________

It's not often that we have such
a lovely dinner guest, eh, Eric?

_________________________________

(MATCH STRIKES)

_________________________________

Uh, do you like it? It is rather a fine one.

_________________________________

-(LAUGHS)

-CARLOTTA: Oh, my.

_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT) Sorry, Grim.

_________________________________

Why, Eric, that's the first time

I've seen you smile in weeks.

_________________________________

Ah, very amusing. (SNIFFS)

_________________________________

Carlotta, my dear, what's for dinner?

_________________________________

Oh, you're gonna love it!

_________________________________

Chef's been fixing his specialty,
stuffed crab.

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

(SINGING) Nouvelle cuisine

_________________________________

Les Champs-Elysées

_________________________________

Maurice Chevalier

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

Les poissons, les poissons

_________________________________

How I love les poissons

_________________________________

Love to chop and to serve little fish

_________________________________

First I cut off their heads

Then I pull out their bones

_________________________________

Ah, mais oui ça c'est toujours delish

_________________________________

Les poissons, les poissons

_________________________________

(LAUGHS IN RHYTHM)

_________________________________

With the cleaver I hack them in two

_________________________________

I pull out what's inside

and I serve it up fried

_________________________________

'Cause I love little fishes

Don't you?

_________________________________

Here's something for

tempting the palate

_________________________________

Prepared in the classic technique

_________________________________

First you pound the fish flat

with the mallet

_________________________________

Then you slash through the skin

Give the belly a slice

_________________________________

Then you rub some salt in

_________________________________

'Cause that makes it taste nice

_________________________________

Zut alors!
I have missed one.

_________________________________

Sacrebleu, what is this?

_________________________________

How on earth could I miss

_________________________________

Such a sweet, little succulent crab?

_________________________________

Quel dommage, what a loss

_________________________________

Here we go, in the sauce

_________________________________

Now some flour, I think, just a dab

_________________________________
(SNEEZES)
_________________________________

Now I'll stuff you with bread

It don't hurt 'cause you're dead

_________________________________
And you're certainly lucky, you are

_________________________________

'Cause it's gonna be hot

in my big silver pot

_________________________________

Toodle-oo
Mon poisson, au revoir

_________________________________

(YELPS)
_________________________________
Eh?

_________________________________

What is this?
_________________________________
Ow!

_________________________________

Yeow! Oh, ow, ow, oh!

_________________________________

(GROWLS)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

(CRASHING)

_________________________________

I think I'd better go see

what Louis is up to.

_________________________________

Come out, you little pipsqueak,

and fight like a man!

_________________________________

-Louis!

-Ow.

_________________________________

-What are you doing?

-Well, I was just, uh...

_________________________________

I'm sorry, madame.

_________________________________
(HUFFS)

_________________________________

You know, Eric,
perhaps our young guest might enjoy

_________________________________

seeing some of the sights

of the kingdom.

_________________________________

Something in the way of a tour.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) I'm sorry, Grim.

What was that?

_________________________________

You can't spend all your time

moping about. You need to get out.

_________________________________

-Do something. Have a life.

-Shh!

_________________________________

-Get your mind off...

-Easy, Grim, easy.

_________________________________

It's not a bad idea, if she's interested.

_________________________________

Well, what do ya say?

_________________________________

Would you like to join me on

a tour of my kingdom tomorrow?

_________________________________

Wonderful! Now, let's eat
before this crab wanders off my plate.

_________________________________

_________________________________
ALICE: How very curious.
_________________________________
HARE: If there are no objections,
let it be unanimous
_________________________________
HATTER: A very merry unbirthday
HARE: A very merry unbirthday
_________________________________
BOTH: A very merry unbirthday to us
_________________________________
(CHORUS OF PIPES)
_________________________________
(SINGING)
A very merry unbirthday to me
_________________________________
-To who?
-To me
_________________________________
-A very merry unbirthday to you
-Who, me?
_________________________________
Let's all congratulate us
with another cup of tea
_________________________________
A very merry unbirthday
_________________________________
To you
_________________________________
BOTH: No room. No room.
_________________________________
-No room.

-I thought there was plenty of room.

_________________________________

It's rude to sit without being invited.

_________________________________

I'll say it's rude.
It's very, very rude indeed.
_________________________________

Very, very, very rude indeed.

_________________________________

I'm very sorry.
But I did enjoy your singing.
_________________________________

-I wonder if you could tell me...
-You enjoyed our singing?
_________________________________

Oh, what a delightful child.
_________________________________

I'm so excited.
We never get compliments.

_________________________________

-You must have a cup of tea.
-Yes, indeed. The tea.

_________________________________
-You must have a cup of tea.
-ALICE: That would be nice.
_________________________________

I'm sorry I interrupted your
birthday party. Thank you.
_________________________________

Birthday? (CHUCKLES) My dear
child, this is not a birthday party.
_________________________________

Of course not.

_________________________________

This is an unbirthday party.

_________________________________

Unbirthday? I'm sorry,
but I don't quite understand.

_________________________________

It's very simple.
30 days have Sep... No.

_________________________________

An unbirthday...
If you have a birthday, then you...

_________________________________

She doesn't know what an unbirthday is.

_________________________________

How silly.
_________________________________

Well...

_________________________________
(COUGHS)
_________________________________

I shall elucidate.

_________________________________
(SINGING) Statistics prove,
prove that you've one birthday.
_________________________________
Imagine, just one birthday every year
_________________________________
But there are 364 unbirthdays
_________________________________
Precisely why we're
gathered here to cheer
_________________________________
Then today is my unbirthday, too.
_________________________________
-It is?
-What a small world this is.
_________________________________
In that case...
_________________________________
(SINGING) A very merry unbirthday
_________________________________
-To me?
-To you.
_________________________________
-A very merry unbirthday
-For me?
_________________________________
For you.
_________________________________
Now blow the candle out, my dear,
and make your wish come true
_________________________________
(CRACKLING)
_________________________________
A very merry unbirthday to you
_________________________________

(SINGING) Twinkle, twinkle, little bat

_________________________________

How I wonder what you're at

_________________________________

Up above the world you fly
_________________________________

Like a tea tray in the sky

_________________________________

-That was lovely.
-And now, my dear...
_________________________________

You were saying that you
would like to see...
_________________________________

Pardon me.

_________________________________

You were seeking some
information of some kind?
_________________________________

Yes. I'm looking for a...
_________________________________

Clean cup. Move down.
-But I haven't used my cup.

_________________________________

(SINGING)
Clean cup, clean cup, move down

_________________________________
Clean cup, clean cup, move down
_________________________________

Would you like a little more tea?
_________________________________

I haven't had any yet,
so I can't very well take more.

_________________________________

You mean you can't very well take less.

_________________________________

Yes. You can always
take more than nothing.

_________________________________

-But I only meant that...
-And now, my dear...
_________________________________

Something seems to be troubling you.

_________________________________

-Won't you tell us all about it?
-Start at the beginning.

_________________________________

Yes.

_________________________________

And when you come to the end...
Stop. See?
_________________________________

Well, it all started while I was
sitting on the river bank with Dinah.

_________________________________

Very interesting.

_________________________________

Who's Dinah? (PANTS)
_________________________________

Dinah's my cat. You see...
_________________________________

(GASPS) Cat?
_________________________________
Get the jam. Put it on his nose.
_________________________________

On his nose.

_________________________________

My goodness. Those are the
things that upset me.

_________________________________

See all the trouble you've started?
_________________________________

-I didn't think that...
-If you don't think, don't talk.

_________________________________

Clean cup. Move down.
_________________________________

-But I still haven't used...

-Move down, move down.
_________________________________

And now, my dear, as you were saying?
_________________________________

Oh, yes. I was sitting on the river bank
with you know who.

_________________________________

I do?
_________________________________

I mean my C-A-T.

_________________________________

Tea?
_________________________________

Just half a cup, if you don't mind.

_________________________________

Come, come, my dear.
Don't you care for tea?
_________________________________

Yes, I'm very fond of tea, but...

_________________________________

You could at least
make polite conversation.

_________________________________

I've been trying to ask you...
_________________________________

I have an excellent idea.

_________________________________

Let's change the subject.

_________________________________

Why is a raven like a writing desk?
_________________________________

Riddles? Let me see, now.

_________________________________

Why is a raven like a writing desk?
_________________________________

-I beg your pardon
-Why is a raven like a writing desk?
_________________________________
-Why is a what?
-Careful.

_________________________________
-She's stark raven mad.
-It's your silly riddle. You said...
_________________________________

-Don't get excited.
-How about a nice cup of tea?
_________________________________

Have a cup of tea indeed! I'm sorry,
but I just haven't the time!
_________________________________

The time? Who's got the time?
_________________________________

No, no, no. No time, no time, no time.

_________________________________

Hello, goodbye. I'm late, I'm late.
_________________________________

-The White Rabbit.
-I'm so late, I'm so very, very late.

_________________________________

Well, no wonder you're late.
This clock is exactly two days slow.

_________________________________

-Two days slow?
-Course you're late.

_________________________________

My goodness.
We'll have to look into this.

_________________________________

Ah-ha. I see what's wrong with it.
This watch is full of wheels.
_________________________________

Oh, my poor watch.
Oh, my wheels and springs.

_________________________________

-But, but, but...
-Butter, of course.
_________________________________

It needs some butter. Butter!
_________________________________

-Butter!
-Butter?
_________________________________

Thank you. Butter. That's fine.

_________________________________

No, no, no. You'll get crumbs in it.
_________________________________

Oh, this is the very best butter.
What are you talking about?
_________________________________

-Tea?
-I never thought of tea. Of course.
_________________________________

-Not tea.
-Sugar?
_________________________________
Sugar, just two spoons. Just two spoons.

_________________________________
-Thank you.
-Please be careful.
_________________________________

-Jam.
-Jam. I forgot all about jam.

_________________________________

-Shows you what a person'll do.
-Mustard.
_________________________________

Mustard, yes.

_________________________________

Mustard? Don't let's be silly.

_________________________________

Lemon, that's different.

_________________________________

There. That should do it.

_________________________________

(RINGING)
_________________________________

-Look at that.
-It's going mad.
_________________________________
-Oh, dear.
-It's going mad.

_________________________________

Mad watch. Mad watch. Mad watch.

_________________________________
Look.
_________________________________

There's only one way
to stop a mad watch.

_________________________________

It's two days slow, that's what it is.

_________________________________

-My watch. (SNIFFS)
-It was?

_________________________________
-And it was an unbirthday present, too.
-HARE: In that case...
_________________________________

(SINGING) A very merry unbirthday

_________________________________
To you

_________________________________
Mr. Rabbit. Oh, Mr. Rabbit.
_________________________________

Now where did he go to?
_________________________________
(SINGING) A very merry
unbirthday to us, to us

_________________________________

A very merry unbirthday to us, to us

_________________________________

Of all the silly nonsense.

_________________________________

This is the stupidest tea party
I've ever been to in all my life.
_________________________________

_________________________________
DRIZELLA: And this, too, my slippers.
Don't forget...
_________________________________

-Take my dress.

-Here, mend the buttonholes.
_________________________________
-Press my skirt and mind the ruffle.
-STEPMOTHER: Cinderella?
_________________________________

-Yes?

-When you're through,
_________________________________
and before you begin
your regular chores,
_________________________________

I have a few little things.
_________________________________

Very well.
_________________________________
ANASTASIA: I don't see why everyone
else has nice things to wear,
_________________________________

and I always end up in these old rags.
_________________________________

This sash! I wouldn't be seen dead in it.
_________________________________
DRIZELLA: You should talk.
These beads!
_________________________________

I am sick of looking at them.
_________________________________
-Trash.
-ANASTASIA: Oh, I hate this.
_________________________________
(SISTERS COMPLAINING)
_________________________________

Come on and be careful.
_________________________________

Yes, yes, yes. Real careful.
_________________________________

We can use that, Gus-Gus.
_________________________________
-Pretty, pretty.
-Shh.

_________________________________
Look out. Lucify!
_________________________________
(CREAKING)
_________________________________

Oh! Beads!
_________________________________

-Very pretty beads!

-Shh!
_________________________________
(WHISPERING)
_________________________________

_________________________________

Okay, cue 17 is Fozzie's intro.
_________________________________

Hey, Scooter? What's left?
_________________________________

Oh, uh, it's you, chief!
_________________________________

-Hmm?

-Your duet. With Piggy.
_________________________________
(KNOCKING SOFTLY)
_________________________________
MISS PIGGY: (SINGING)

Yes I know what's on your mind
_________________________________

-Miss Piggy?

-Hmm?
_________________________________

We're all out front practicing our acts,
_________________________________

and seems that everybody expects
you and I to do a duet, so...
_________________________________

Oh, that's so lovely,

but I'm afraid I can't.
_________________________________

No, no, you see, I'm already doing

a duet with my new dance partner.
_________________________________

(SPEAKS SPANISH, LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Okay, come on, rehearsing,

let's go. We gotta break it up.
_________________________________

-Excuse us.

-'Scuse us.
_________________________________

Let's try that lift again, shall we?
_________________________________

Ay. The lift again.
Okay, on my count this time, okay?
_________________________________

In three, two... Wait for me!
_________________________________

-(CRASHING)

-Good grief.
_________________________________

Kermit! There you are.

I've been looking for you everywhere!
_________________________________

So nice to see you, Veronica.
_________________________________

Who's hosting? Did you find a celebrity?
_________________________________

Uh, yeah, well, I've wanted to talk to

you about that, you see, because, uh...
_________________________________

Well, actually, uh, I'm kind of a celebrity.
_________________________________

You? (LAUGHS) No. Kermit, listen.
_________________________________

I will not air the show unless

you find a real celebrity host.
_________________________________

I will rerun Benson if I have to.
_________________________________

Yeah, you see, the thing is, Veronica,
_________________________________

that's kind of impossible

because the show's in 12 hours!
_________________________________

Twelve hours!
_________________________________

I might as well just go and ask Tex

Richman to give us the studio back!

_________________________________
KERMIT: And the Muppets
are like a big family.
_________________________________

Well... And for us,
that theater is... Is like our home,
_________________________________

um, which is why, in conclusion,
_________________________________

we humbly ask that you

give us back our studio.
_________________________________

It would certainly mean a lot to us. Uh...
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

Well, Mr. The Frog, let me see.
_________________________________

(LET'S TALK ABOUT THAT PLAYING)
_________________________________
(SINGING) I'm Tex Richman
Mr. Texas Tea
_________________________________
People call me "Rich"
'Cause I got m' money
_________________________________
I got more cheddar
Than some super size nachos
_________________________________
Got cash flow like Robert's got dineros
_________________________________
I use more green than Vincent van Gogh
_________________________________
I make the baker bake
my bread outta dough
_________________________________
No, no, don't eat it though
It'll make you ill
_________________________________
There ain't no flour
In a hundred dollar bill
_________________________________
-He's Tex Richman
-Oh, yeah!
_________________________________
-Everybody listen
-Here we go now
_________________________________
Just how great it is to be him
_________________________________
Oh, it's great to be me, yeah!

_________________________________

Correct!

_________________________________
-He's the greatest
-Hey, sing it again!

_________________________________
-He's the greatest
-Ooh, it never gets old!
_________________________________
Muppets are a waste of time
Oh, can't you see?
_________________________________
Little Muppets
It's time to give up your dream
_________________________________

The answer is no.
_________________________________

Well, uh, you coulda just said that.
_________________________________

-Contract.

-Contract.
_________________________________

Contract.
_________________________________

-Nicely done, sir.

-You see, Muppets,
_________________________________

according to this contract,
_________________________________

it's not just this studio

you lose the rights to tonight,
_________________________________

-it's the Muppet name itself.

-What?
_________________________________

And all characters

under the Muppet name.
_________________________________

Wait a second. What possible use
could you have for our names?
_________________________________

(BEEPING)
_________________________________

Told ya I'd be back.
_________________________________

Well, now I am
_________________________________

back.
_________________________________

And I see you've met Mr. Richman,
_________________________________

our new business partner.
_________________________________

The Moopets are a hard, cynical act
_________________________________

for a hard, cynical world.
_________________________________

Hey, Fozzie! I want you
to meet a friend of mine.
_________________________________

(MOOPETS LAUGHING)
_________________________________

-Wocka wocka.

-You're relics, Muppets!
_________________________________

The world has moved on,

and no one cares about
_________________________________

your goody-goody, hippy-dippy, Julie

Andrews and Dom DeLuise hostin',
_________________________________

singin'-and-dancin' act anymore!

You're dead!
_________________________________

-(GASPING)

-And I just come to bury you.
_________________________________

Now, get out of my office.
_________________________________

-What?

-What is that supposed to mean?
_________________________________

You said you were gonna
talk to the man!
_________________________________

Guys! Okay, so maybe

Kermit signed away the theater
_________________________________

and the Muppet name, but as long
as we have a celebrity host,
_________________________________

we can still pull off a heartwarming,
_________________________________

last-minute triumph, right, Kermit?
_________________________________

Uh, well, uh, actually I
don't see how we can, Fozzie.
_________________________________

-Huh?

-Guys, the show's in six hours,

_________________________________

and we're barely rehearsed,

and, well, uh, I...
_________________________________

I couldn't get us a celebrity host.
_________________________________

-Oh, no!

-What?
_________________________________

-(SIGHS)

-I'm afraid Tex Richman's right.
_________________________________

The world's moved on.
_________________________________

I'm sorry I dragged you guys
into this mess.
_________________________________
Kermit?

_________________________________

All right, listen up, you freaks!
_________________________________

I didn't come 5,000 miles
to not be on TV.
_________________________________

All we need is one stinkin' celebrity,

and by any means necessary.
_________________________________

Now, the frog's gone. We're
doing things my way from now on.
_________________________________

Let's move!

_________________________________

_________________________________

On your left is Hercules' villa.

_________________________________

Our next stop is

the Pecs and Flex Gift Shop

_________________________________

where you can pick up

_________________________________

the great hero's 30-minute

workout scroll Buns of Bronze.

_________________________________

At 1:00,

you got a meeting with King Augeas.

_________________________________

He's got a problem with his stables.

_________________________________

I'd advise you

not to wear your new sandals.

_________________________________

-Phil?

-I told you, don't move!

_________________________________

PHIL: DGR, the Daughters of

the Greek Revolution.

_________________________________

-Phil.

-At 3:00,

_________________________________

you gotta get a girdle

from some Amazons.

_________________________________

Phil, what's the point?

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

That's it!

_________________________________

Keep your toga on, pal.

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

Yuck!

_________________________________

What d'you mean, "What's the point?"

_________________________________

You wanna go to Olympus, don't ya?

_________________________________

Yeah, but this stuff doesn't seem

to be getting me anywhere.

_________________________________

You can't give up now.

I'm countin' on ya.

_________________________________

I gave this everything I had.

_________________________________

Listen to me, kid. I seen 'em all.

_________________________________

And I am tellin' you,

and this is the honest-to-Zeus truth,

_________________________________

-you got somethin' I never seen before.

-Really?

_________________________________

I can feel it right down

to these stubby bowlegs of mine.

_________________________________

There is nothin' you can't do, kid.

_________________________________

-(DOOR OPENING)

-(GIRLS SCREAMING)

_________________________________

It's him!

_________________________________

Hey, watch it! Watch it! Watch...

_________________________________

-I touched his elbow!

-I got his sweatband!

_________________________________

-(SCREAMING CONTINUES)

-(GRUNTING) Phil, help!

_________________________________

-Okay. Escape plan, beta.

-Gotcha.

_________________________________

-(BLOWING WHISTLE)

-Hey. Where is he?

_________________________________

There he goes! On the veranda!

_________________________________

-(SCREAMING)

-Whoa!

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

Let's see.

_________________________________

What could be behind

curtain number one?

_________________________________

Meg!

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) It's all right.

The sea of raging hormones has ebbed.

_________________________________

Gee, it's great to see you.

_________________________________

I missed you.

_________________________________

So this is what heroes do

on their days off.

_________________________________

(BASHFUL CHUCKLE) I'm no hero.

_________________________________

Sure ya are. Everybody in Greece

_________________________________

thinks you're the greatest thing

since they put the pocket in pitta.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) I know. It's crazy.

_________________________________

You know, I can't go anywhere

without being mobbed.

_________________________________

-I mean...

-You sound like you could use a break.

_________________________________

-Think your nanny goat would go...

-(BLEATING SQUEAK)

_________________________________

...berserk if you played hooky

this afternoon?

_________________________________

Oh, gee. I don't know.

_________________________________

Phil's got the rest of the day

pretty much booked.

_________________________________

Ah, Phil, schmill. Just follow me.

_________________________________

Out the window, round the dumbbells,

you lift up the back wall and we're gone.

_________________________________

_________________________________

ALADDIN: (SIGHS)

What am I gonna do?

_________________________________

Jasmine won't even let me talk to her.

_________________________________

I should've known I couldn't pull off

this stupid prince wish.

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________

So move.

_________________________________

Hey.

_________________________________

That's a good move.

_________________________________

I can't believe it. I'm losing to a rug.

_________________________________

Genie, I need help.

_________________________________

All right, Sparky, here's the deal.

_________________________________

If you wanna court the little lady,

you gotta be a straight shooter.

_________________________________

-Do you got it?

-What?

_________________________________

(READING)

_________________________________

No way.

_________________________________

If Jasmine found out I was really

some crummy street rat,

_________________________________

she'd laugh at me.

_________________________________

A woman appreciates a man

who can make her laugh.

_________________________________

AI, all joking aside,

you really ought to be yourself.

_________________________________

Hey, that's the last thing I wanna be.

_________________________________

Okay, I'm gonna go see her.

_________________________________

I just...

I gotta be smooth, cool, confident.

_________________________________

How do I look?

_________________________________

Like a prince.

_________________________________

-(MAX BARKS)

-(WHISTLES) Come here, boy.

_________________________________

-(BARKS)

-(ERIC GROWLS)

_________________________________

This has got to be, without a doubt,

_________________________________

the single most humiliating day
of my life.

_________________________________

I hope that you appreciate
what I go through for you, young lady.

_________________________________

Now, we got to make a plan

to get that boy to kiss you.

_________________________________

Tomorrow when he takes you
for that ride, you gotta look your best.

_________________________________

You gotta bat your eyes, like this.

_________________________________

You gotta pucker up your lips, like this.

_________________________________

Hmm.

_________________________________

You are hopeless, child. You know that?

_________________________________

Completely hopeless. (YAWNS)

_________________________________

Any sign of them?

_________________________________

No, Your Majesty.

We've searched everywhere.

_________________________________

We've found no trace of

your daughter or Sebastian.

_________________________________

Well, keep looking.
_________________________________
Leave no shell unturned,

no coral unexplored.

_________________________________

Let no one in this kingdom sleep

until she's safe at home.

_________________________________

Yes, sire.

_________________________________
TRITON: Oh, what have I done?

What have I done?

_________________________________

_________________________________
(HUMMING)

_________________________________

MICE: A dream is a wish
your heart makes
_________________________________

When you're fast asleep
_________________________________

In dreams you will lose
your heartaches
_________________________________

Whatever you wish for
You keep
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________
(TWEETING)
_________________________________

No matter how your heart is grieving
_________________________________

If you keep on believing
_________________________________

The dream that you wish will come true

_________________________________
(MICE SINGING)
_________________________________
(CHIRPING)
_________________________________
Okay. One, two, three, four,
_________________________________
five, six, seven, eight.
_________________________________

Whatever you wish for you keep
_________________________________
(WHISTLING)
_________________________________

All right.
_________________________________

BOTH: Heave, ho. Heave, ho.
_________________________________

-Heave, ho.
-(HUMMING)
_________________________________

The dream that you wish will come true
_________________________________

Will come true
_________________________________
(CLOCK CHIMES)

_________________________________

-Yes?

-The carriage is here.
_________________________________

Oh.
_________________________________

Why, Cinderella,
_________________________________
-you're not ready, child.

-I'm not going.
_________________________________

Not going? Oh, what a shame.
_________________________________

But, of course, there will be other times.
_________________________________

Yes. Good night.
_________________________________

Oh, well.
_________________________________
What's a royal ball?
_________________________________

After all, I suppose
it would be frightfully dull,
_________________________________
and boring, and completely...
_________________________________

Completely wonderful.
_________________________________
(CINDERELLA GASPING)
_________________________________

-It's my...

-MICE: Surprise!
_________________________________

-Surprise!
-Surprise!
_________________________________

-Happy birthday!

-No, no, no, no!
_________________________________

Well, I never dreamed it.
_________________________________

It's such a surprise.
_________________________________

Oh, how can I ever...
_________________________________

Oh, thank you so much.
_________________________________

Remember, when you're

presented to His Highness,
_________________________________
-be sure...
-CINDERELLA: Wait!
_________________________________

Please, wait for me.
_________________________________

Isn't it lovely? Do you like it?
_________________________________

Do you think it will do?
_________________________________

-Cinderella!

-Mother, she can't.
_________________________________

-Oh, no.
-You can't!
_________________________________

Girls, please.
_________________________________

After all, we did make a bargain.
_________________________________

Didn't we, Cinderella?
_________________________________

And I never go back on my word.
_________________________________

How very clever.
_________________________________

These beads,
_________________________________

they give it just the right touch.
_________________________________

Don't you think so, Drizella?
_________________________________

No, I don't. I think she's...
_________________________________

Oh! Why, you little thief!
_________________________________

They're my beads. Give them here.
_________________________________

Oh, no.
_________________________________

And look, that's my sash.
She's wearing my sash.
_________________________________

-Mine!
-Oh, please.
_________________________________

Please, no.
_________________________________
Thief!
_________________________________
(SISTERS YELLING)
_________________________________

Girls, girls.
_________________________________

That's quite enough.

Hurry along now, both of you.
_________________________________

I won't have you upsetting yourselves.
_________________________________

Good night.
_________________________________
(SOBBING)
_________________________________

You will lose your heartaches
_________________________________

Whatever you wish for
You'll keep

_________________________________
Oh, no. No, it isn't true.
_________________________________

Have faith in your dreams
and someday

_________________________________
It's just no use.
_________________________________

Your rainbow
will come smiling through

_________________________________
No use at all.
_________________________________

No matter how your heart is grieving

_________________________________
If you keep on believing

_________________________________
I can't believe. Not anymore.
_________________________________

The dreams that you wish

_________________________________
Will come true
_________________________________
Theres nothing left to believe in.
_________________________________

Nothing.
_________________________________

Nothing, my dear?
_________________________________

-Oh, now you don't really mean that.

-Oh, but I do.
_________________________________
Nonsense, child!
_________________________________

If you'd Iost all your faith,

I couldn't be here.
_________________________________

-And here I am.
-(GASPS)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Oh, come now.
Dry those tears.
_________________________________

You can't go to the ball looking like that.
_________________________________

The ball?
_________________________________
-Oh, but I'm not...

-Of course, you are.
_________________________________

But we'll have to hurry,
_________________________________

because even miracles take a little time.
_________________________________

-Miracles?

-Mmm-hmm. Watch.
_________________________________

What in the world did I do

with that magic wand? I was sure...
_________________________________

Magic wand?
_________________________________

That's strange.
_________________________________
-I always...

-Then you must be...
_________________________________

Your fairy godmother? Of course.
_________________________________

Where is that wand? I...
_________________________________

Oh! I forgot.
_________________________________

I put it away.
_________________________________

Look at what she did.
_________________________________

How'd she do it?
_________________________________

Now, let's see. Hmm.
_________________________________

I'd say the first thing you need is, um,
_________________________________
-a pumpkin.

-A pumpkin?
_________________________________

Mmm-hmm. Now, uh, the magic words.
_________________________________

Uh... Oh!

(CLEARS THROAT)

_________________________________
Sala-gadoola-menchika-boo-la

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
_________________________________

Put 'em together

And what have you got?
_________________________________

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

_________________________________
Sala-gadoola-menchika-boo-la

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

_________________________________
It'll do magic

Believe it or not
_________________________________

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

_________________________________

Now sala-gadoola means

Menchika-boolaroo
_________________________________

But the thing-a-ma-bob

that does the job
_________________________________

Is bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

_________________________________
Sala-gadoola-menchika-boo-la

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

_________________________________

Put 'em together

and what have you got?

_________________________________

Bibbidi-bobbidi

Bibbidi-bobbidi Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

_________________________________
MOUSE: Oh, looky.
_________________________________
JAQ: Isn't it wonderful?
_________________________________
Oh, it's beautiful.
_________________________________
Yes, isn't it?
_________________________________
With an elegant coach like that,
of course,
_________________________________
-we'll simply have to have
-(COUGHS)
_________________________________
-mice!
-Mice?
_________________________________
FAIRY GODMOTHER:
Oh, this really is nice.
_________________________________
Why, we'll have a coach
and four when we're through.
_________________________________
Just a wave of my stick
and to finish the trick,
_________________________________
bibbidi, bobbidi, boo.
_________________________________
Gracious, what did I do?
_________________________________
I was sure there were four.
There should be one more.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) There you are.
_________________________________
Bibbidi, bobbidi, boo.
_________________________________
(WHINNIES)
_________________________________
CINDERELLA: Oh, poor Lucifer.
_________________________________
Serves him right, I'd say. Now, um...
_________________________________
Where were we? Oh, goodness, yes.
_________________________________
You can't go to the ball without, um...
_________________________________
a horse.
_________________________________
Another one?
_________________________________
FAIRY GODMOTHER:
But tonight, for a change,
_________________________________
you will handle the reins,
_________________________________
and sit in the driver's seat, too.
_________________________________
For instead of a horse,
you're the coachman, of course.
_________________________________
Bibbidi, bobbidi, boo.
_________________________________
That does it, I guess, except for...
Oh, yes!
_________________________________
The finishing touch. And, that's you.
_________________________________
Yes, Bruno, that's right,
you'll be footman tonight.
_________________________________
Bibbidi, bobbidi, boo.
_________________________________
Well, well, hop in, my dear.
We can't waste time.
_________________________________
-But, uh...
-No, don't try to thank me.
_________________________________
Oh, I wasn't... I mean, I do, but...
_________________________________
But, don't you think my dress...
_________________________________
Yes, it's lovely, dear.
_________________________________
Good heavens, child.
You can't go in that!
_________________________________
Now, let's see, dear.
_________________________________
Your size and the shade of your eyes.
Mmm-hmm.
_________________________________
Something simple, but daring, too.
_________________________________
Oh, just leave it to me.
What a gown this will be.
_________________________________
Bibbidi-bobbidi.
Bibbidi-bobbidi.
_________________________________
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
_________________________________
Oh, it's a beautiful dress.
_________________________________
Did you ever see
such a beautiful dress?
_________________________________
And, look, glass slippers.
_________________________________
Why, it's like a dream.
_________________________________
A wonderful dream come true.
_________________________________
Yes, my child.
_________________________________
But, like all dreams,
_________________________________
well, I'm afraid this can't last forever.
_________________________________
You'll have only till midnight, and then...
_________________________________
Midnight? Thank you.
_________________________________
Now, now, now, just a minute.
You must understand, my dear,
_________________________________
on the stroke of 12:00
the spell will be broken,
_________________________________
and everything will be as it was before.
_________________________________
Oh, I understand, but
_________________________________
it's more than I ever hoped for.
_________________________________
Bless you, my child.
_________________________________
I... Goodness me!
_________________________________
It's getting late.
Hurry up, dear. The ball can't wait.
_________________________________
Have a good time.
Dance, be gay.
_________________________________
Now, off you go.
You're on your way.
_________________________________
With a bibbidi-bobbidi
Bibbidi-bobbidi
_________________________________
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
_________________________________

_________________________________

Has he kissed her yet?

_________________________________

-Not yet.

-Oh!

_________________________________

(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

_________________________________

(CLUCKING)

_________________________________

PUPPETEER: Oh, Judy!

_________________________________

 Yo, Flounder! Any kissing?

_________________________________

No, not yet.

_________________________________

Hmm. Well, they'd better get crackin'!

_________________________________

(WHINNIES)

_________________________________

_________________________________

(BARKING)

_________________________________

(YELPING)

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

I've never felt this way about anyone.

_________________________________

I want to do something for her.

But what?

_________________________________

Well, there's the usual things.

_________________________________

Flowers, chocolates,

promises you don't intend to keep.

_________________________________

No, no.

It has to be something very special.

_________________________________

Something that sparks her interest.

Wait a minute.

_________________________________

Belle?

_________________________________

There's something I want to show you.

_________________________________

But first, you have to close your eyes.

_________________________________

It's a surprise.

_________________________________

-Can I open them?

-No, no. Not yet.

_________________________________

Wait here.

_________________________________

-Now can I open them?

-All right. Now.

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

BELLE: I can't believe it.

_________________________________

I've never seen so many books

in all my life.

_________________________________

-You... You like it?

-It's wonderful.

_________________________________

Then it's yours.

_________________________________

Thank you so much.

_________________________________

-(GASPS) Would you look at that!

-(CHUCKLES) I knew it would work.

_________________________________

-What? What works?

-(CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

-It's very encouraging.

-Isn't this exciting?

_________________________________

-I didn't see anything.

-Come along, Chip.

_________________________________

There's chores to be done

in the kitchen.

_________________________________

But what are they talking about?

What's going on? Come on, Mom.

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

-(NEIGHING IN RAGE)

-(PASCAL SQUEAKS)
_________________________________

(GROWLING)
_________________________________

(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
_________________________________

-(BLEATING)

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

-(PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)

-Excuse me. Sorry.
_________________________________

(FLYNN WHISTLES)
_________________________________

(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(GASPING IN AWE)
_________________________________

Thank you!
_________________________________

(NICKERING)
_________________________________

It's for the lost princess.
_________________________________

(MUSICIANS PLAYING LIVELY MUSIC)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

(ALL EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(CROWD CHEERING)
_________________________________

MAN: To the boats!

_________________________________

(GIGGLES)

_________________________________

BELLE: (SINGING) There's something

sweet and almost kind

_________________________________

But he was mean

and he was coarse and unrefined

_________________________________

And now he's dear and so unsure

_________________________________

I wonder why

I didn't see it there before

_________________________________

BEAST: (SINGING)

She glanced this way

_________________________________

I thought I saw

_________________________________

And when we touched

she didn't shudder at my paw

_________________________________

No, it can't be

_________________________________

I'll just ignore

_________________________________

But then she's never looked at me

that way before

_________________________________

BELLE: New and a bit alarming

_________________________________

Who'd have ever thought

_________________________________

That this could be

_________________________________

True

_________________________________

That he's no Prince Charming

_________________________________

But there's something in him

_________________________________

That I simply didn't see

_________________________________

-Well, who'd have thought

-Well, bless my soul

_________________________________

-Well, who'd have known

-Well, who, indeed

_________________________________

And who'd have guessed

they'd come together on their own

_________________________________

-It's so peculiar. Wait and see

-We'll wait and see

_________________________________

ALL: A few days more

_________________________________

There may be something there

that wasn't there before

_________________________________

You know, perhaps there is something

there that wasn't there before

_________________________________

What?

_________________________________

There may be something there

that wasn't there before

_________________________________

-What's there, Mama?

-Shh.

_________________________________

I'll tell you when you're older.
_________________________________

_________________________________

(CHIRPING)

_________________________________

(LAUGHTER)

_________________________________

HERCULES: Wow. What a day.

_________________________________

First, that restaurant by the bay,

and then that play, that Oedipus thing.

_________________________________

Man! I thought I had problems.

_________________________________

-(LAUGHING, CLEARS THROAT)

-(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

-Psst! Stop foolin' around!

-Yeah. Get the goods, sister.

_________________________________

I didn't know that

playing hooky could be so much fun.

_________________________________

-Yeah. Neither did I.

-Thanks, Meg.

_________________________________

Oh. (CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

Don't thank me just yet.

_________________________________

Oh!

_________________________________

Oop. Careful.

_________________________________

Sorry. Weak ankles.

_________________________________

Oh, yeah? Well,

maybe you better sit down for a while.

_________________________________

So, uh, do you have any problems

with things like this?

_________________________________

Uh...

_________________________________

Weak ankles, I mean.

_________________________________

Oh, no. Not really.

_________________________________

No weaknesses whatsoever?

_________________________________

No trick knee?

_________________________________

Ruptured disks?

_________________________________

(NERVOUS CHUCKLE, GULPS)

_________________________________

No. I'm afraid I'm, uh, fit as a fiddle.

_________________________________

(SIGHS) Wonderboy, you are perfect.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Thanks.

_________________________________

-(CRASHING, SPLASHING)

-Whoops!

_________________________________

It looks better that way.

_________________________________

No, it really does.

_________________________________

(SIGHS) You know, when I was a kid,

_________________________________
I would have given anything

to be exactly like everybody else.

_________________________________

(SCOFFS) You wanted to be

petty and dishonest?

_________________________________

Everybody's not like that.

_________________________________

Yes, they are.

_________________________________

You're not like that.

_________________________________

How do you know what I'm like?

_________________________________

All I know is you're the most amazing

person with weak ankles I've ever met.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

Oh!

_________________________________

Meg, when I'm with you,

I don't feel so alone.

_________________________________

Sometimes it's better to be alone.

_________________________________

What do you mean?

_________________________________

Nobody can hurt you.

_________________________________

Meg?

_________________________________

I would never, ever hurt you.

_________________________________

And I don't wanna hurt you, so let's both

do ourselves a favour and stop this

_________________________________

before we...

_________________________________

PHIL: All right! Break it up! Break it up!

Party's over!

_________________________________

-I been lookin' all over this town!

-Calm down, mutton man.

_________________________________

It was all my fault.

_________________________________

You're already on my list, sister,

so don't make it worse!

_________________________________

-(SNORTING)

-(SNORTS BACK)

_________________________________

And as for you, ya bum,

you're gonna go to the stadium

_________________________________

and you're gonna be put through

the workout of your life!

_________________________________

-Now get on the horse.

-Okay, okay.

_________________________________

-I'm sorry.

-Ah, he'll get over it.

_________________________________

PHIL: Move!

Move, move, move, move, move! Move!

_________________________________

-(NEIGHING)

-Whoo! Yahee!

_________________________________

Hey, watch it, watch it! Watch it!

Keep your goo-goo eyes on the...

_________________________________

That's it. Next time, I drive.

_________________________________

_________________________________

(GRUMBLING)

_________________________________

Tonight is the night.

_________________________________

-I'm not sure I can do this.

-You don't have time to be timid.

_________________________________

You must be bold, daring.

_________________________________

Bold. Daring.

_________________________________

There will be music,

romantic candlelight

_________________________________

provided by myself.

_________________________________

And when the moment is right,

you confess your love.

_________________________________

Yes, I...

_________________________________

I... I... No, I can't.

_________________________________

-You care for the girl, don't you?

-More than anything.

_________________________________

Well, then, you must tell her.

_________________________________

Voilà! Oh, you look so, so...

_________________________________

Stupid.

_________________________________

Not quite the word I was looking for.

_________________________________

Perhaps a little more off the top.

_________________________________

(CLEARING THROAT)

_________________________________

Your lady awaits.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

(NICKERS SOFTLY)
_________________________________

Hey, Max!
_________________________________

What? I bought them!
_________________________________

-Most of them.

-(NICKERS QUESTIONINGLY)
_________________________________

Where are we going?
_________________________________

Best day of your life?

I figured you should have a decent seat.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

You okay?
_________________________________

(SOFTLY) I'm terrified.
_________________________________

Why?
_________________________________

I've been looking out a window

for 18 years,
_________________________________

dreaming about what it might feel like

when those lights rise in the sky.
_________________________________

What if it's not everything

that I dreamed it would be?
_________________________________

It will be.
_________________________________

And what if it is? What do I do then?
_________________________________

That's the good part, I guess.

You get to go find a new dream.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
_________________________________

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

-ALADDIN: Princess Jasmine?

-(GROWLING)

_________________________________

-Who's there?

-It's me, Prince Ali.

_________________________________

Ahem. Uh, Prince Ali Ababwa.

_________________________________

I do not want to see you.

_________________________________

No, no, please, Princess.

Give me a chance.

_________________________________

-JASMINE: Just leave me alone.

-Down, kitty.

_________________________________

So, how's our little beau doing?

_________________________________

-Good kitty, take off.

-(RAJAH GROWLING)

_________________________________

Down, kitty.

_________________________________

Wait. Wait.

_________________________________

Do I know you?

_________________________________

Uh, no. No.

_________________________________

You remind me of someone

I met in the marketplace.

_________________________________

The marketplace?

_________________________________

I have servants who go

to the marketplace for me.

_________________________________

Why, I even have servants who go to

the marketplace for my servants,

_________________________________

so it couldn't have been me you met.

_________________________________

No. I guess not.

_________________________________

GENIE: Enough about you, Casanova.

Talk about her.

_________________________________

She's smart, fun, the hair, the eyes.

_________________________________

Anything. Pick a feature.

_________________________________

Ahem. Uh, Princess Jasmine?

You're very...

_________________________________

Wonderful, magnificent, glorious,

_________________________________

-punctual.

-Punctual.

_________________________________

-Punctual?

-Sorry.

_________________________________

-Uh, beautiful.

-Nice recovery.

_________________________________

Hmm.

_________________________________

I'm rich, too, you know.

_________________________________

-Yeah.

-The daughter of a sultan.

_________________________________

I know.

_________________________________

A fine prize for any prince to marry.

_________________________________

Uh, right. Right. A prince like me.

_________________________________

Warning! Warning!

_________________________________

Right. A prince like you.

_________________________________

And every other stuffed shirt,

swaggering peacock I've met.

_________________________________

Mayday! Mayday!

_________________________________

JASMINE: Just go jump off a balcony!

_________________________________

-What?

-Stop her. Stop her!

_________________________________

-Want me to sting her?

-Buzz off.

_________________________________

Okay, fine.

But remember, "bee" yourself.

_________________________________

-Yeah, right.

-What?

_________________________________

Uh... Uh, you're right.

_________________________________

(SIGHS) You aren't just

some prize to be won.

_________________________________

You should be free

to make your own choice.

_________________________________

I'll go now.

_________________________________

-No!

-What? What?

_________________________________

How...

_________________________________

How are you doing that?

_________________________________

-It's a magic carpet.

-It's lovely.

_________________________________

-(KISSES)

-You, uh...

_________________________________

You don't want to go for a ride, do you?

_________________________________

We could get out of the palace,

see the world.

_________________________________

-Is it safe?

-Sure. Do you trust me?

_________________________________

-What?

-Do you trust me?

_________________________________

Yes.

_________________________________

(SINGING) I can show you the world

_________________________________

Shining, shimmering, splendid

_________________________________

Tell me, Princess

_________________________________

Now, when did you last

Let your heart decide

_________________________________

I can open your eyes

_________________________________

Take you wonder by wonder

_________________________________

Over, sideways and under

_________________________________

On a magic carpet ride

_________________________________

A whole new world

_________________________________

A new fantastic point of view

_________________________________

No one to tell us no

Or where to go

_________________________________

Or say we're only dreaming

_________________________________

A whole new world

_________________________________

A dazzling place

I never knew

_________________________________

But when I'm way up here

It's crystal clear

_________________________________

That now I'm in

A whole new world with you

_________________________________

ALADDIN: Now I'm in

A whole new world with you

_________________________________

JASMINE: Unbelievable sights

_________________________________

Indescribable feeling

_________________________________

Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling

_________________________________

Through an endless diamond sky

_________________________________

-A whole new world

-Don't you dare close your eyes

_________________________________

-A hundred thousand things to see

-Hold your breath, it gets better

_________________________________

I'm like a shooting star

I've come so far

_________________________________

I can't go back to where I used to be

_________________________________

-A whole new world

-Every turn a surprise

_________________________________

-With new horizons to pursue

-Every moment red-letter

_________________________________

BOTH: I'll chase them anywhere

There's time to spare

_________________________________

Let me share

This whole new world with you

_________________________________

-A whole new world

-A whole new world

_________________________________

-That's where we'll be

-That's where we'll be

_________________________________

-A thrilling chase

-A wondrous place

_________________________________

For you and me

_________________________________

_________________________________
PAGE: Princess Frederica
Eugenie de la Fontain.
_________________________________

Mademoiselle
Augustina DuBois.
_________________________________

Daughter of General Pierre DuBois.
_________________________________

(SIGHS) The boy isn't cooperating.
_________________________________
PAGE: Mademoiselle Leonora
Mercedes de la Tour.
_________________________________

Daughter of Colonel
and Madame de la Tour.
_________________________________

I can't understand it.
_________________________________

There must be at least one

who'd make a suitable mother.
_________________________________

Shh. Sire.
_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT) A suitable wife.

_________________________________
PAGE: Mademoiselles
Drizella and Anastasia Tremaine.
_________________________________
Daughters of Lady Tremaine.
_________________________________
I give up.
Even I couldn't expect the boy to...
_________________________________
Well, if I may so,
Your Majesty, I did try to warn you,
_________________________________
but you, Sire, are incurably romantic.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING) No doubt you saw
the whole pretty picture in detail.
_________________________________
The young Prince
bowing to the assembly.
_________________________________
Suddenly he stops. He looks up.
_________________________________
For, lo, there she stands.
_________________________________
The girl of his dreams.
_________________________________
Who she is or whence she came,
_________________________________
he knows not, nor does he care,
_________________________________
for his heart tells him that here,
_________________________________
here is the maid
predestined to be his bride.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING) A pretty plot
for fairy tales, Sire.
_________________________________
But in real life, oh, no.
_________________________________
No! It was foredoomed to failure.
_________________________________
Failure, eh?
_________________________________
Take a look at that,
you pompous windbag.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING) Who is she?
_________________________________
-You know her?
-No, Sire.
_________________________________
I've never seen her before.
_________________________________
KING: (CHUCKLES)
That's one thing in her favor.
_________________________________
The waltz. Quick, the waltz!
_________________________________
(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
Lights. (WHISTLES) The lights.
_________________________________
(WALTZ PLAYS)
_________________________________
Failure, eh?
_________________________________
-(CHUCKLING)
-(SARCASTIC CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
Well... (YAWNING)
Now for a good night's sleep.
_________________________________
Oh, quite so, Sire. I believe I, too...
_________________________________
You will stay right here.
_________________________________
See they're not disturbed,
and when the boy proposes,
_________________________________
notify me immediately.
_________________________________
Notify me immediately.
_________________________________
KING: And remember,
_________________________________
if anything goes wrong...
_________________________________
La di da di la di da di
La di da di
_________________________________
La di um um um
Ba dum ba do
_________________________________
Ya dum ba
dum dum dum dum
_________________________________
-Who is she, Mother?
-Do we know her?
_________________________________
Well, the Prince certainly seems to.
_________________________________
I know I've never seen her.
_________________________________
STEPMOTHER: Nor I.
_________________________________
But she certainly is... Wait.
_________________________________
There is something familiar about her.
_________________________________
Oh.
_________________________________
Ahem.

_________________________________

(CINDERELLA HUMMING)
_________________________________

So this is love
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________

So this is love

_________________________________
So this is what makes life
_________________________________
Divine

_________________________________
I'm all aglow
_________________________________
 (HUMMING)
_________________________________

-And now I know

-And now I know

_________________________________

BOTH: The key to all Heaven
_________________________________
Is mine

_________________________________

My heart has wings
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________

And I can fly

_________________________________

BOTH: I'll touch every star
_________________________________
In the sky

_________________________________
So this is the miracle
_________________________________
That I've been dreaming of

_________________________________

(CINDERELLA HUMMING)
_________________________________

(PRINCE HUMMING)
_________________________________

BOTH: So this
_________________________________
Is
_________________________________
Love

_________________________________

_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT)

_________________________________

MRS. POTTS: (SINGING)

Tale as old as time

_________________________________

True as it can be

_________________________________

(BARKING)

_________________________________

Barely even friends

_________________________________

Then somebody bends

_________________________________

Unexpectedly

_________________________________

Just a little change

_________________________________

Small to say the least

_________________________________

Both a little scared

_________________________________

Neither one prepared

_________________________________

Beauty and the Beast

_________________________________

(GULPS)

_________________________________

Ever just the same

_________________________________

Ever a surprise

_________________________________

Eh, eh, eh?

_________________________________

Ever as before

_________________________________

Ever just as sure

_________________________________

As the sun will rise

_________________________________

Tale as old as time

_________________________________

Tune as old as song

_________________________________

Bittersweet and strange

_________________________________

Finding you can change

_________________________________

Learning you were wrong

_________________________________

Certain as the sun

_________________________________

Rising in the east

_________________________________

Tale as old as time

_________________________________

Song as old as rhyme

_________________________________

Beauty and the Beast

_________________________________

Shh!

_________________________________

Tale as old as time

_________________________________

Song as old as rhyme

_________________________________

Beauty and the Beast

_________________________________

Off to the cupboard with you now, Chip.

_________________________________

-It's past your bedtime.

-(YAWNING)

_________________________________

Good night, love.

_________________________________
_________________________________
RAPUNZEL: (SINGING) All those days

watching from the windows
_________________________________

All those years, outside looking in
_________________________________

All that time, never even knowing
_________________________________

Just how blind I've been
_________________________________

Now I'm here, blinking in the starlight

_________________________________
Now I'm here, suddenly I see

_________________________________
Standing here, it's, oh, so clear

_________________________________
I'm where I'm meant to be

_________________________________
And at last I see the light

_________________________________
And it's like the fog has lifted

_________________________________
And at last I see the light

_________________________________
And it's like the sky is new

_________________________________
And it's warm and real and bright

_________________________________
And the world has somehow shifted

_________________________________
All at once, everything looks different

_________________________________
Now that I see you

_________________________________
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
_________________________________

I have something for you, too.
_________________________________

I should have given it to you before,

but I was just scared.
_________________________________

And the thing is, I'm not scared

anymore. You know what I mean?
_________________________________

I'm starting to.
_________________________________
FLYNN: All those days

chasing down a daydream
_________________________________

All those years, living in a blur
_________________________________

All that time, never truly seeing
_________________________________

Things the way they were
_________________________________

Now she's here, shining in the starlight
_________________________________

Now she's here, suddenly I know
_________________________________

If she's here, it's crystal clear
_________________________________

I'm where I'm meant to go

_________________________________
BOTH: And at last I see the light

_________________________________
And it's like the fog has lifted
_________________________________

And at last I see the light

_________________________________
And it's like the sky is new

_________________________________
And it's warm and real and bright

_________________________________
And the world has somehow shifted

_________________________________
All at once, everything is different

_________________________________
Now that I see you

_________________________________
Now that I...

_________________________________
see you

_________________________________

_________________________________

(WHOOSHING)
_________________________________

(SHRIEKING)
_________________________________

(SHADOWS SHRIEKING)
_________________________________
RAY: ...you going to see a blind nutria.

You say, "Hello." And he say, "What?"
_________________________________

And you say, "That a ugly fish."
_________________________________

(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Anyone for seconds?
_________________________________

That was magnificent!

You truly have a gift.
_________________________________

Why, thank you.

_________________________________

(RAY GASPS)
_________________________________

There she is.
_________________________________

The sweetest firefly in all creation.
_________________________________

Evangeline?
_________________________________

I want to meet this girl. Where she at?
_________________________________

How you can miss her?
_________________________________

She glowing right up there

in front of y'all.
_________________________________

(SINGING) Look how she lights up
the sky
_________________________________

Ma belle Evangeline

_________________________________
(LAUGHS) That ain't no fire...
_________________________________

Shh!
_________________________________

So far above me, yet I
_________________________________

Know her heart belongs to only me
_________________________________

(RAY SINGING IN FRENCH)
_________________________________

(TRANSLATING) I adore you.
_________________________________

I love you.
_________________________________

I'm just translating.
_________________________________

You're my queen of the night
_________________________________

So still, so bright
_________________________________

That someone as beautiful as she
_________________________________

Could love someone like me

_________________________________
No. I don't dance.
_________________________________

Love always finds a way, it's true

_________________________________
I've never danced.
_________________________________

And I love you, Evangeline
_________________________________

If I can mince, you can dance.
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
RAY: Love is beautiful

Love is wonderful
_________________________________

Love is everything
_________________________________

Do you agree?
_________________________________

(RAY EXCLAIMS IN FRENCH)
_________________________________

Look how she lights up the sky
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

I love you, Evangeline
_________________________________

Ah!
_________________________________

Lottie's getting herself

one heck of a dance partner.
_________________________________

We best be pushing on.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

_________________________________

Oh, what's the matter with me?

_________________________________

You'd think a girl would learn.

_________________________________
(SINGING) If there's a prize
for rotten judgment

_________________________________

I guess I've already won that

_________________________________

No man is worth the aggravation

_________________________________

That's ancient history

Been there, done that

_________________________________

Who d'ya think you're kidding

He's the Earth and heaven to you

_________________________________

Try to keep it hidden

Honey, we can see right through you

_________________________________

-Oh, no

-Girl, you can't conceal it

_________________________________

We know how you feel

and who you're thinkin' of

_________________________________

No chance, no way

I won't say it, no, no

_________________________________

You swoon, you sigh

Why deny it? Uh-oh

_________________________________

It's too cliché, I won't say I'm in love

_________________________________

Shoo-doo, shoo-doo

Oooooo

_________________________________

I thought my heart

had learned its lesson

_________________________________

It feels so good when you start out

_________________________________

My head is screaming

"Get a grip, girl"

_________________________________

Unless you're dyin'

To cry your heart out

_________________________________

You keep on denying

Who you are and how you're feelin'

_________________________________

Baby, we're not buyin'

Hon, we saw you hit the ceilin'

_________________________________

Face it like a grown-up

When you gonna own up that you

_________________________________

-Got

-Got it bad?

_________________________________

Oh, no chance, no way

I won't say it, no, no

_________________________________

-Give up, but give in

-Check the grin, you're in love

_________________________________

This scene won't play

I won't say I'm in love

_________________________________
You're doing flips

Read our lips

_________________________________

You're in love

_________________________________

You're way off base

I won't say I'm it

_________________________________

She won't say in love

_________________________________

Get off my case, I won't say it

_________________________________

Girl, don't be proud

It's okay, you're in love

_________________________________

Oh

_________________________________

At least out loud

_________________________________

I won't say I'm in

_________________________________

-Love

-Shoo-doo, shoo-doo

_________________________________

Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

_________________________________

Ah

_________________________________

_________________________________
FLOUNDER: Move over.

Move your big feathers.

_________________________________

I can't see a thing.

_________________________________
SCUTTLE: Nothing is happening.

_________________________________

Only one day left,
and that boy ain't puckered up once.

_________________________________

Okay. All right, this calls for

a little vocal romantic stimulation.

_________________________________

-SCUTTLE: Stand back!

-(CHIRPING)

_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT)
Wa, wa, wa, wa-wa!

_________________________________

Wow. Somebody should find that poor

animal and put it out of its misery.

_________________________________

Wa, wa, wa-wa!

_________________________________

-Wa, wa, wa, wa-wa!
-(SCOFFS)

_________________________________

Geez, man.
I'm surrounded by amateurs.

_________________________________
SCUTTLE: Wa, wa, wa, wa!

_________________________________

You want something done,

you've got to do it yourself.

_________________________________

First we got to create the mood.

_________________________________

-Percussion.
-(DRUMS PLAYING)

_________________________________

Strings. Winds.

_________________________________

Words.

_________________________________

(SINGING) There you see her

_________________________________

Sitting there across the way

_________________________________

She don't got a lot to say

_________________________________

But there's something about her

_________________________________

And you don't know why

but you're dyin' to try

_________________________________

You wanna kiss the girl

_________________________________

Did you hear something?

_________________________________

-Yes
-You want her

_________________________________

Look at her

You know you do

_________________________________

Possible she want you, too

_________________________________

There is one way to ask her

_________________________________

It don't take a word

Not a single word

_________________________________
Go on and kiss the girl

_________________________________

Sing with me now.

_________________________________

Sha-la-la-la-la-la

My, oh, my

_________________________________

Look like the boy too shy

He ain't gonna kiss the girl

_________________________________

Sha-la-la-la-la-la

Ain't that sad?

_________________________________

Ain't it a shame?

Too bad he gonna miss the girl

_________________________________

You know, I feel really bad

not knowing your name.

_________________________________

Maybe I could guess.
_________________________________
Is it, uh, Mildred?

_________________________________

(LAUGHS) Okay, no.

_________________________________

How about Diana? Rachel?

_________________________________

Ariel. Her name is Ariel.
_________________________________

Ariel?

_________________________________

Ariel?
_________________________________

That's kind of pretty. Okay. Ariel.

_________________________________

Now's your moment

_________________________________

Floating in a blue lagoon

_________________________________

Boy, you better do it soon

No time will be better
_________________________________

She don't say a word

And she won't say a word

_________________________________
Until ya kiss the girl

_________________________________

(FISH CHATTERING)

_________________________________

Sha-la-la-la-la-la

Don't be scared

_________________________________

You got the mood prepared

Go on and kiss the girl

_________________________________

Sha-la-la-la-la-la

Don't stop now

_________________________________

Don't try to hide it how

You wanna kiss the girl

_________________________________

Whoa, whoa

_________________________________

Sha-la-la-la-la-la

Float along

_________________________________

-And listen to the song

-Wa, wa, wa, wa-wa!

_________________________________

-Song say kiss the girl

-Whoa, whoa

_________________________________

Sha-la-la-la-la-la

The music play

_________________________________

Do what the music say

You gotta kiss the girl

_________________________________

(MAKING KISSING SOUNDS)

_________________________________

Kiss the girl

_________________________________

-Why don't you

-Kiss the girl?

_________________________________
(MAKING KISSING SOUNDS)
_________________________________

Go on and kiss the girl

_________________________________

-Go on and...

-Kiss the girl

_________________________________
ERIC: Whoa! Hang on, I've got ya.

_________________________________

 (BOTH CACKLE)
_________________________________
URSULA: Nice work, boys.

_________________________________

That was a close one. Too close.

_________________________________

The little tramp!

Ah, she's better than I thought.

_________________________________

Well, at this rate,
he'll be kissing her by sunset for sure.

_________________________________

(CRASHING)
_________________________________
Well, it's time Ursula
took matters into her own tentacles.

_________________________________

Triton's daughter will be mine!

And then I'll make him writhe.

_________________________________

I'll see him wriggle

like a worm on a hook!

_________________________________

(CACKLES)

_________________________________

_________________________________

(DRUMMING)

_________________________________

-How.

-How.

_________________________________

What's the chief doing, John?

_________________________________

JOHN: He's delivering an oration

in sign language.

_________________________________

What's he saying?

_________________________________

JOHN: He says,

"Peter Pan, mighty warrior.

_________________________________

"Save Tiger Lily.

_________________________________

"Make big chief heap glad".

_________________________________

Well, he certainly

doesn't look "heap glad".

_________________________________

Make Peter Pan heap big chief.

_________________________________

You now Little Flying Eagle.

_________________________________

(WHOOPING)

_________________________________

-Hurray!

-Flying Eagle! Flying Eagle!

_________________________________

Hurray!

_________________________________

Bravo!

_________________________________

-Oh, how wonderful!

-Hurray!

_________________________________

Teach 'em paleface brother

all about red man.

_________________________________

Good, this should be most enlightening.

_________________________________

Hey, what makes the red man red?

_________________________________

When did he first say, "Ugh"?

_________________________________

Why does he ask you, "How"?

_________________________________

"Why does he ask you, "How"?

_________________________________

(SINGING)

Why does he ask you, "How"?

_________________________________

Once the Injun didn't know all

the things that he know now

_________________________________

But the Injun he sure learn a lot

_________________________________

And it's all from asking how

_________________________________

We translate for you

_________________________________

Hana means what mana means

and ganda means that too

_________________________________

 Squaw, no dance.

_________________________________

 Squaw, get 'em firewood.

_________________________________

When did he first say, "Ugh"?

_________________________________

When did he first say, "Ugh"?

_________________________________

In the Injun book, it say

when first brave married squaw

_________________________________

He gave out with heap big "ugh"

when he saw his mother-in-law

_________________________________

What made the red man red?

_________________________________

What made the red man red?

_________________________________

Let's go back a million years

to the very first Injun prince

_________________________________

He kissed a maid and start to blush

and we've all been blushin' since

_________________________________

(WHOOPING)

_________________________________

Now you've got it right

from the head man

_________________________________

The real true story of the red man

_________________________________

No matter what's been written or said

_________________________________

Now you know why the red man's red

_________________________________

-(WHOOPING)

-(WHOOPING)

_________________________________

(ALL WHOOPING)

_________________________________

Wahoo!

_________________________________

John!

_________________________________

Squaw take 'em papoose.

_________________________________

(WHOOPING) Wahoo!

_________________________________

-Michael!

-Squaw, get 'em firewood.

_________________________________

Squaw no get 'em firewood!

_________________________________

Squaw go home.

_________________________________

(ALL WHOOPING)
_________________________________

_________________________________

-It's all so magical.

-Yeah.

_________________________________

It's a shame Abu had to miss this.

_________________________________

Nah. He hates fireworks.

_________________________________

He doesn't like flying, either.

_________________________________

Uh, that is, um... Oh, no.

_________________________________

You are the boy from the market.

I knew it.

_________________________________

-Why did you lie to me?

-Jasmine, I'm sorry.

_________________________________

-Did you think I was stupid?

-No.

_________________________________

-That I wouldn't figure it out?

-No.

_________________________________

I mean, I hoped you wouldn't.

No, that's not what I meant.

_________________________________

Who are you? Tell me the truth.

_________________________________

The truth?

_________________________________

The truth. Um...

_________________________________

The truth is...

_________________________________

I sometimes dress as a commoner, um,

_________________________________

to escape the pressures of palace life.

_________________________________

But I really am a prince.

_________________________________

Why didn't you just tell me?

_________________________________

Well, you know,

_________________________________

royalty going out into the city

in disguise,

_________________________________

it sounds a little strange,

don't you think?

_________________________________

Hmm.

_________________________________

Not that strange.

_________________________________

Good night, my handsome prince.

_________________________________

Sleep well, Princess.

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

Yes!

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

_________________________________

Belle?

_________________________________

Are you happy here with me?

_________________________________

Yes.

_________________________________

What is it?

_________________________________

If only I could see my father again,

just for a moment.

_________________________________

I miss him so much.

_________________________________

There is a way.

_________________________________

This mirror will show you anything.

_________________________________
Anything you wish to see.

_________________________________

I'd like to see my father, please.

_________________________________

(COUGHING)

_________________________________

Papa. Oh, no.

_________________________________

He's sick. He may be dying,

and he's all alone.

_________________________________

Then you must go to him.

_________________________________

What did you say?

_________________________________

I release you.

You're no longer my prisoner.

_________________________________

-You mean I'm free?

-Yes.

_________________________________

Oh, thank you.

Hold on, Papa. I'm on my way.

_________________________________

Take it with you

_________________________________

so you'll always have a way

to look back and remember me.

_________________________________

Thank you for understanding

how much he needs me.

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________
Is everything okay?
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

Oh, yes. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________

Yes, of course. I just...
_________________________________

I'm sorry. Everything is fine.
_________________________________

There's just something

I have to take care of.
_________________________________

Okay.
_________________________________

I'll be right back.
_________________________________

(SQUEAKS)
_________________________________

It's all right, Pascal.
_________________________________
FLYNN: Ah! There you are!

_________________________________

I've been searching everywhere

for you guys since we got separated.
_________________________________

The sideburns are coming in nice, huh?

Got to be excited about that.
_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

Anyhow, I just wanted to say

I shouldn't have split.
_________________________________

The crown is all yours. I'll miss you,

but I think it's for the
_________________________________

best.
_________________________________

Holding out on us again, eh, Rider?
_________________________________

-What?

-We heard you found something.
_________________________________

Something much more valuable

than a crown.
_________________________________

We want her instead.
_________________________________

(EXHALES)
_________________________________

I was starting to think you ran off

with the crown and left me.
_________________________________

He did.
_________________________________

What? No. He wouldn't.
_________________________________

See for yourself.
_________________________________

Eugene?
_________________________________

Eugene!
_________________________________

A fair trade. A crown

for the girl with the magic hair.
_________________________________

How much do you think someone would

pay to stay young and healthy forever?
_________________________________

No. Please. No!
_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

-(THUDDING)

-(MEN GRUNTING)
_________________________________
GOTHEL: Rapunzel!

_________________________________

Mother?
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

Oh, my precious girl!
_________________________________

Mother.
_________________________________

Are you all right? Are you hurt?
_________________________________

-How did you...

-I was so worried about you, dear.
_________________________________

So I followed you.

And I saw them attack you and...
_________________________________

Oh, my. Let's go before they come to!
_________________________________

(CRYING)
_________________________________

You were right, Mother.

You were right about everything.
_________________________________

I know, darling. I know.

_________________________________

Well, Your Highness, I must say

everything is going just swimmingly.

_________________________________

I knew you had it in you. (CHUCKLING)

_________________________________

-I let her go.

-(CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

Yes, yes, splen...

_________________________________

You what?

_________________________________

-How could you do that?

-I had to.

_________________________________

(STAMMERING) Yes, but... But why?

_________________________________

Because I love her.

_________________________________

ALL: He did what?

_________________________________

-Yes, I'm afraid it's true.

-She's going away?

_________________________________

But he was so close.

_________________________________

After all this time,

he's finally learned to love.

_________________________________

That's it then.

That should break the spell.

_________________________________

MRS. POTTS: But it's not enough.

She has to love him in return.

_________________________________

COGSWORTH: Now it's too late.

_________________________________

(ROARING)

_________________________________

_________________________________

-(CLOCK CHIMING)

-Oh. Oh, my goodness.

_________________________________

What's the matter?

_________________________________

It's midnight.

_________________________________

Yes, so it is. But why...

_________________________________

-Goodbye.

-No, no, wait.

_________________________________

-You can't go now. It's only...

-Oh, I must. Please.

_________________________________

-Please, I must.

-But why?

_________________________________

Well, I... Oh, the Prince,

_________________________________

I haven't met the Prince.

_________________________________

The Prince?

_________________________________

-But didn't you know...

-(CLOCK CHIMING)

_________________________________

-Goodbye.

-No, wait.

_________________________________

Come back. Please come back.

_________________________________

I don't even know your name.

How will I find you?

_________________________________

Wait! Please wait.

_________________________________

Goodbye.

_________________________________

Oh, I say. Young lady.

_________________________________

-Wait!

-GIRLS: The Prince!

_________________________________

(CLOCK CHIMES)

_________________________________

Just a moment.

_________________________________

DUKE: Guard! Guard!

_________________________________

Stop that coach! Close those gates!

_________________________________

Follow that coach!

_________________________________

Open those gates!

_________________________________

(CLOCK CHIMES)

_________________________________

(CLOCK CHIMES)

_________________________________

(CLOCK CHIMES)

_________________________________

(CLOCK CHIMES)

_________________________________

CINDERELLA: I'm sorry.
_________________________________

I guess I forgot about everything.
_________________________________

Even the time, but...
_________________________________

But it was so wonderful.
_________________________________

And he was so handsome,
_________________________________

and when we danced...
_________________________________

Oh, I'm sure even the Prince
himself couldn't have been more...
_________________________________
More...
_________________________________
-Oh, well, it's over and...
-JAQ: Cinderelly.
_________________________________

Look, look! The slippers!
_________________________________

Yeah, your slipper.
_________________________________

Your slipper, Cinderelly.
_________________________________

Oh.
_________________________________

Thank you.
_________________________________

Thank you so much, for everything.

_________________________________

_________________________________

Hey, what's the buzz, huh, Meg?

_________________________________

What is the weak link

in Wonderboy's chain?

_________________________________

Get yourself another girl. I'm through.

_________________________________

I'm sorry. Do you mind

runnin' that by me again?

_________________________________

I must have had a chunk of brimstone

wedged in my ear or something.

_________________________________

Then read my lips! Forget it.

_________________________________

Meg, Meg, Meg,

my sweet, deluded little minion.

_________________________________

Aren't we forgetting one teensy-weensy,

but ever so crucial little, tiny detail?

_________________________________

I own you!

_________________________________

(GROANING)

_________________________________

-I got another horn here.

-HADES: You work for me.

_________________________________

That kid's gonna be

doin' laps for a month.

_________________________________

HADES: If I say, "Sing, " you say,

"Hey, name that tune."

_________________________________

If I say, "I want Wonderboy's head

on a platter, " you say...

_________________________________

Medium or well-done.

_________________________________

Oh! I knew that dame was trouble.

This is gonna break the kid's heart.

_________________________________

-MEG: I'll work on that.

-I'm sorry. You hear that sound?

_________________________________

That's the sound of your freedom

fluttering out the window forever.

_________________________________

(COUGHING) I don't care.

I'm not gonna help you hurt him.

_________________________________

I can't believe you're

getting so worked up about some guy.

_________________________________

This one is different.

He's honest, and he's sweet...

_________________________________

Please!

_________________________________

-He would never do anything to hurt me.

-He's a guy!

_________________________________

Besides, O oneness,

you can't beat him.

_________________________________

He has no weaknesses. He's gonna...

_________________________________

I think he does, Meg.

_________________________________

I truly think he does.

_________________________________

_________________________________

For the first time in my life,

things are starting to go right.

_________________________________

-(YELLING)

-(STRUGGLING)

_________________________________

(MUFFLED) Abu. Abu.

_________________________________

Hold him.

_________________________________

I'm afraid you've worn out

your welcome, Prince Abubu.

_________________________________

(MUFFLED) Why, you...

_________________________________

Make sure he's never found.

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

Never fails. You get in the bath

and there's a rub at the lamp.

_________________________________

Hello? AI?

_________________________________

(GASPING) AI! Kid, snap out of it.

_________________________________

You can't cheat on this one.

I can't help unless you make a wish.

_________________________________

You have to say, "Genie,

I want you to save my life." Got it?

_________________________________

Come on, Aladdin!

_________________________________

I'll take that as a yes.

(IMITATING ALARM)

_________________________________

Up scope.

_________________________________

(BABBLING IN GERMAN)

_________________________________

(COUGHING)

_________________________________

Don't you scare me like that.

_________________________________

Genie, I, uh...

_________________________________

I...

_________________________________

-Thanks, Genie.

-Oh, AI.

_________________________________

I'm gettin' kind of fond of you, kid.

_________________________________

Not that I wanna pick out

curtains or anything.
_________________________________

_________________________________

(PIPE PLAYS)

_________________________________

Eric? If I may say,

_________________________________

far better than any dream girl

is one of flesh and blood,

_________________________________

one warm and caring

and right before your eyes.

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

(ARIEL'S VOICE VOCALIZING)

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

-Tiana!

-Naveen!
_________________________________

(SHOUTS)
_________________________________
RAY: No, no, no!

_________________________________

(NAVEEN GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Not bad for a 197-year-old blind lady.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

Now which one of you naughty children

been messing with the Shadow Man?
_________________________________
TIANA: We're so glad we found you,

Mama Odie.
_________________________________

Ray and Louis here

have been telling us all about you.
_________________________________

We've been traveling quite a long way,
_________________________________

and you can't imagine

what we've been through.
_________________________________

And we...
_________________________________

-And we heard that you...

-Juju!
_________________________________

(LAUGHS) Come on over here,

you bad boy.
_________________________________

Give us a little sugar, now.
_________________________________

(GAGGING)
_________________________________

Y'all just loves your mama, don't you?
_________________________________

Good to see you again, Ray.

How's your grandmama?
_________________________________

She's fine. Got in a little trouble

for flashing the neighbors again.
_________________________________

Oooh, I like that gal's spunk!
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Mama Odie.
_________________________________

We don't want to take up

too much of your time...
_________________________________

Y'all want some candy?
_________________________________

(STUTTERING)
_________________________________

-Not really.

-No, thank you.
_________________________________

Now, that's too bad.

It's a special candy.
_________________________________

Would have turned y'all human.
_________________________________

-Wait! Don't! Please don't take it!

-No! Please!
_________________________________

I'm just messing with y'all.
_________________________________

How on Earth did you know

that we wanted to turn back...
_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________

-Mama Odie?

-Juju!
_________________________________

Why didn't you tell me

my gumbo was burning?
_________________________________

You sure this is the right

blind voodoo lady
_________________________________

who lives in a boat in a tree

in the bayou?
_________________________________

Pretty sure.
_________________________________

Can't believe this.

Got to do everything around here.
_________________________________

-Mama Odie, if you...

-Taste this!
_________________________________

Well?
_________________________________

Hit it hard with a couple of shots

of Tabasco and it's the bee's knees.
_________________________________

-Now, can we...

-Juju!
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

That's got some zang to it!
_________________________________

That's just what it needed.
_________________________________

Now, y'all figure out what you need?
_________________________________

It's just like you said, Mama Odie.

We need to be human.
_________________________________

(SCOFFS)
_________________________________

Y'all ain't got the sense

you was born with!
_________________________________

Y'all want to be human

but you're blind to what you need!
_________________________________

What we want? What we need?

Is all the same thing, yes?
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS IN PAIN)
_________________________________

Is the same thing? No!
_________________________________

You listen to your mama now.
_________________________________

(SINGING) Don't matter
what you look like

_________________________________
Don't matter what you wear

_________________________________
How many rings you got on your finger

_________________________________
-We don't care, no

-ALL: We don't care

_________________________________
Don't matter where you come from
Don't even matter what you are

_________________________________

A dog, a pig, a cow, a goat
_________________________________

-Had 'em all in here

-ALL: Had 'em all in here
_________________________________

And they all knew what they wanted
What they wanted me to do

_________________________________

I told 'em what they needed
Just like I be telling you

_________________________________
ALL: You got to dig a little deeper
_________________________________

Find out who you are
_________________________________

ALL: You got to dig a little deeper

_________________________________
It really ain't that far

_________________________________
When you find out who you are
_________________________________

You'll find out what you need
_________________________________

-Blue skies and sunshine

-ALL: Blue skies and sunshine
_________________________________

Guaranteed
_________________________________

-You got to dig

-ALL: Dig
_________________________________

Prince Froggy is a rich little boy
You want to be rich again

_________________________________
That ain't gonna make you happy now
Did it make you happy then? No!

_________________________________

Money ain't got no soul
Money ain't got no heart

_________________________________
All you need is some self-control

_________________________________
Make yourself a brand-new start
_________________________________

ALL: You got to dig a little deeper
_________________________________

Don't have far to go
_________________________________

ALL: You got to dig a little deeper
_________________________________

Tell the people Mama told you so
_________________________________

Can't tell you what you'll find

_________________________________
Maybe love will grant you
peace of mind

_________________________________
Dig a little deeper and you'll know

_________________________________
-MAMA ODIE: Miss Froggy.

-Ma'am?
_________________________________

-Might I have a word?

-Yes, ma'am.
_________________________________

You's a hard one, that's what I heard.
_________________________________

Your daddy was a loving man
Family, through and through

_________________________________
You your daddy's daughter
What he had in him, you got in you
_________________________________

ALL: You got to dig a little deeper

_________________________________
For you, it's gonna be tough

_________________________________
ALL: You got to dig a little deeper

_________________________________
You ain't dug near far enough

_________________________________
Dig down deep inside yourself

_________________________________
You'll find out what you need

_________________________________
ALL: Blue skies and sunshine
Guaranteed

_________________________________
Open up the windows!
Let in the light, children!

_________________________________
ALL: Blue skies and sunshine
Blue skies and sunshine

_________________________________
Blue skies and sunshine
_________________________________

Guaranteed
_________________________________

Well, Miss Froggy, do you understand

what you need now, child?
_________________________________

Yes. I do, Mama Odie.
_________________________________

I need to dig a little deeper

and work even harder
_________________________________

to get my restaurant.
_________________________________

(SOBS)
_________________________________

All right, y'all, one more time!
_________________________________

(SINGING) It don't matter
what you look like
_________________________________

It don't...
_________________________________

Nobody is going to sing with Ray?

Okay.
_________________________________

Well, if y'all are set on being human,

there's only one way.
_________________________________

Gumbo, gumbo in the pot.
_________________________________

We need a princess, whatcha got?
_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________

Lottie? But she's not a princess.
_________________________________

Hush up and look at the gumbo.
_________________________________

(KNOCK ON DOOR)
_________________________________

Ta-da!
_________________________________
TIANA: That's right. Big Daddy's

King of the Mardi Gras parade.
_________________________________

So that makes Lottie a princess.
_________________________________

-Does that count?

-Yes, it does,
_________________________________

but only till midnight

when Mardi Gras is over.
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

Hop-along, you only got till then

to get that princess to kiss you.
_________________________________

Once she does, boom!
_________________________________

(MAMA ODIE CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

You both turn human!
_________________________________

-Midnight?

-That doesn't give us much time at all.
_________________________________

What about me, Mama?
_________________________________

I want to be human, too,

so I can play jazz with the big boys.
_________________________________

I want fingers and toes

and a bellybutton.
_________________________________

Not the kind that sticks out

but the kind that goes in.
_________________________________

Jabber Jaws, you dig a little deeper,

you'll find everything you need.
_________________________________

Come on, come on, come on.
_________________________________

There's a lot of river

between here and New Orleans.
_________________________________

Y'all best get to swimming.

_________________________________

Wait! I got a better idea.

_________________________________

_________________________________

(PANTING) Bonjour.
_________________________________

Nice and sunny day.
_________________________________

It's sunny, all right,

but I'm not too sure about the "nice."
_________________________________
-Oh. Well, I am looking for...
-(PANTING)
_________________________________

the Vale of the Fairies.
_________________________________

Fairies, huh?
_________________________________
Beats the heck out of me.

Why don't you ask a fairy?
_________________________________

-Oh, you know one?

-No, but he might.
_________________________________

Oh. Ah. Merci.
_________________________________
Uh, excusez-moi, monsieur.
_________________________________

I am looking for the Vale of the...
_________________________________

-Amscray!
-Where were we?
_________________________________

I can see at this moment
you are very busy fox,
_________________________________

so I will, uh, be brief.
_________________________________

FOX: Buzz off, buster! Ahh!
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
(GROANS, GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Now... Now look... Look what I do.
_________________________________

I have a thorn in my wing.
_________________________________
Oh, this is bad, very bad.
_________________________________
Oh, mon Dieu.
_________________________________
I hope I... I still can fly.

_________________________________

I fly. I fly. Oh, merci.

_________________________________

It only stings a little.
_________________________________

Now, where was I?
_________________________________

(GASPS) Autumn.
_________________________________
It is autumn.
_________________________________

Oh, I must hurry to find the fairy prince.
_________________________________

Winter is almost here.
_________________________________

Thumbelina!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Thumbelina, where are you?
_________________________________

Oh! Ooh!
_________________________________
Ooh!
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
-Whoa.
-(BUZZING)

_________________________________

Whoa! Whoo!
_________________________________
(CHATTERING, MURMURING)
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________

I'm... I'm looking for
a beautiful young woman.
_________________________________

Her name is... Is Thumbelina.
_________________________________

Are you the fairy prince?

_________________________________
I am.
_________________________________

Thumbelina's gone.
_________________________________

Gone? Where? Where did she go?
_________________________________

-The beetle took her away.

-CORNELIUS: What?
_________________________________

They're out there, somewhere.

_________________________________
She... She's out there? In that?
_________________________________

GNATTY:
There's a big toad after her too.
_________________________________

Oh, no. I've got to find her.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS) Winter's almost here.

_________________________________

Hurry, Buzz. My father can't

hold back the frost much longer.
_________________________________

-(GRUNTING)
-Okay, okay.

_________________________________
(COUGHING) Can I explain something?
_________________________________

-What?
-(MR. BEETLE COUGHS)
_________________________________

Look, I don't know where she is.
_________________________________

We didn't hit it off too good,

so I, uh... I let her go.
_________________________________
She's not my type.

She's an ugly type. I don't like ugly.

_________________________________

(GRUNTS) She is beautiful!
_________________________________

Whatever you say. Look, I got an idea.
_________________________________

I hear that she loves

the fairy prince, right?
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

I crush fairy prince.
_________________________________

Okay, okay. Shut up and listen.
_________________________________

Why don't you just nab this prince...
_________________________________

and you set up a trap for the girl...
_________________________________

using him as the bait.
_________________________________

You know, get her to come to you.
_________________________________

-Nab the prince.

-And set up a trap.
_________________________________

Nab the prince.
_________________________________

Yes, nab the prince and set up a trap.
_________________________________

Do you speak English?
_________________________________

Try to keep up, Grundel, okay?
_________________________________

-Don't shout!

-You're making me very nervous here!

_________________________________
You go capture prince.
_________________________________

Aah! My wings! You took my wings!
_________________________________
-You can't do that.

-Yeah?
_________________________________
-I keep wings until you nab prince.

-Listen, pal.
_________________________________
This harassment has gone far enough,
_________________________________
and I know my rights!

_________________________________

I'll report you to the pond patrol.
_________________________________

-(GRUNDEL GRUNTS)
-Okay, okay, cool it.
_________________________________
Cool it! (COUGHING)
_________________________________

Where's your sense of humor?
_________________________________

All right. I'll nab the prince.
_________________________________

Come on, guys.

Mind the wings. I'll be back.
_________________________________

_________________________________

I sure like bouncing.

Wasn't that fun, Piglet?
_________________________________

Yes, Pooh, but the best part

is when it stops.

_________________________________

NARRATOR: In the next chapter,

there's a great deal of bouncing.

_________________________________

There is? Oh.
_________________________________

I think that I just remembered

something that I forgot to do yesterday
_________________________________

and shan't be able to do tomorrow.
_________________________________

So I suppose I really ought to
go back and do it now.
_________________________________

-Goodbye, Pooh.

-Goodbye, Piglet.
_________________________________

Now, is the next chapter all about me?
_________________________________

No, no. It's mostly about Tigger.

_________________________________
Oh, bother!
_________________________________

-But you're in it.

-Oh, good!
_________________________________

What will I be doing?

_________________________________

Well, Pooh, you'll be sitting

in your thoughtful spot,

_________________________________
thinking, as usual.
_________________________________

Think, think. Think, think, think.

Think. Think.

_________________________________

NARRATOR: While he was thinking,

all of a sudden...

_________________________________

-Ooph!
-Hello, Pooh! (PURRING)
_________________________________

I'm Tigger!
_________________________________

T, I, double "guh," err.
_________________________________

-That spells "Tigger."

-(CHUCKLES) I know.
_________________________________

-You've bounced me before.

-I did?
_________________________________

Oh, yeah! (CHUCKLES)
I re-cog-go-nize you.
_________________________________
You're the one stuffed with fluff.
_________________________________

Yeah. And you're sitting on it.
_________________________________

Yeah! And it's comfy, too.
_________________________________

Hoo, hoo, hoo! Well, I gotta go now.
_________________________________

I got a lot of bouncing to do.
_________________________________

T-T-F-N. Ta-ta for now.

_________________________________

NARRATOR: There goes Tigger,

_________________________________

bouncing in on his friends

when they least expect him.

_________________________________
-Ooph.
-(GROWLS)
_________________________________
Oh, hello, Piglet! I'm Tigger.
_________________________________

Oh, Tigger. You scared me.
_________________________________

Oh, shucks. Ha-ha-ha.
_________________________________

That was just one of my little bounces.
_________________________________

It was? Oh, thank you, Tigger.
_________________________________

Yeah. I'm saving my best bounce

for old long-ears!
_________________________________

(LAUGHS) Ta-ta.
_________________________________

Hum, de-dum-dum

Hum, de-dum-dum
_________________________________

Hum, de-dum-dum

dum-de-dum-dum

_________________________________
There! That should do it.
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________

Oh, no! Stop!
_________________________________

Hello, Rabbit. I'm Tigger.
_________________________________

T, I, double "guh"...
_________________________________

Please! Don't spell it.
_________________________________

Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
_________________________________
Just... Just look at my beautiful garden.
_________________________________

Yuck! Messy, isn't it?
_________________________________

Messy? Messy?

It's ruined! It's ruined, Tigger.
_________________________________

Oh, why don't you ever stop bouncing?
_________________________________

Why? That's what tiggers do best.

_________________________________

The wonderful thing about tiggers

is tiggers are wonderful things
_________________________________

Their tops are made out of rubber

their bottoms are made out of springs
_________________________________

They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy

pouncy fun, fun, fun, fun, fun
_________________________________

But the most wonderful thing

about tiggers is I'm the only one
_________________________________

I'm the only one

_________________________________
(BANGING)
_________________________________

RABBIT: Order, please.

_________________________________

Now, I say,
Tigger's getting so bouncy nowadays,
_________________________________
that it's time we taught him a lesson.
_________________________________

No matter how much we like him,
_________________________________

you can't deny

he just bounces too much.
_________________________________

Uh... Excuse me, Rabbit.
_________________________________

Perhaps if we could think of a way
of un-bouncing Tigger,
_________________________________

it would be a very good idea, huh?
_________________________________

Exactly! Just what I feel.

What do you feel, Pooh?
_________________________________
(SNORING)
_________________________________

-Pooh?

-Ah...
_________________________________

Haven't you been listening to Rabbit?
_________________________________

I listened, but then
_________________________________
I had a small piece of fluff in my ear.
_________________________________

Could you say it again, please, Rabbit?
_________________________________

Well, where should I start from?
_________________________________

From the moment the fluff got in my ear.
_________________________________

Well, when was that?
_________________________________

I don't know. I couldn't hear properly.
_________________________________

Pooh, we were trying to think of a way
to get the bounce out of Tigger.
_________________________________

Oh, I've got a splendid idea. Now, listen.
_________________________________

We'll take Tigger

for a long explore, see?
_________________________________

Someplace where he's never been,

(CHUCKLES) and we lose him there.
_________________________________

Lose him?
_________________________________

Oh, we'll find him again, next morning.
_________________________________

Mark my words,

he'll be a humble Tigger.
_________________________________

A small and sad Tigger.
_________________________________

An, "Oh, Rabbit,

am I glad to see you" Tigger.
_________________________________

It will take the bounces out of him.
_________________________________

Now, all in favor say "aye."
_________________________________

Aye. Pooh?
_________________________________

Pooh!
_________________________________

-Here.

-(CHUCKLES) Good.
_________________________________

Motion carried.

_________________________________

NARRATOR: It was agreed they'd

start the next morning,

_________________________________

which, incidentally,

turned out cold and misty.

_________________________________
(BOING)
_________________________________
Pooh, as usual, had a little

something along to sustain himself.

_________________________________
(SLURPING)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLE) And now,
_________________________________
as Tigger kept bouncing

farther and farther into the mist,

_________________________________
Rabbit thought it was

a good time to lose Tigger.

_________________________________
Now's our chance. Quick!
_________________________________
In here. Hide.

_________________________________

PIGLET: Tigger's lost now,

isn't he, Rabbit?

_________________________________

RABBIT: (CHUCKLES)

He's lost, all right, Piglet.

_________________________________

PIGLET: (CHUCKLES)

Oh, goody. This is lots of fun, Pooh.

_________________________________

(LAUGHS) My splendid idea worked.
_________________________________

Now, home we go.
_________________________________

Good! Yum, yum. It's time for lunch.

_________________________________

-TIGGER: Hello!

-Oh, my goodness. Hide!

_________________________________

Hello!
_________________________________
(BOING)
_________________________________

That's funny. They must be lost.
_________________________________

(ECHOING) Hello! Hello, hello, hello.
_________________________________

Hey, you blokes, where are ya?
_________________________________

-He...

-Shush.
_________________________________

I am shushed.
_________________________________

Hey, where in the heck are you guys?
_________________________________
(CREAK)
_________________________________
(SPITS)
_________________________________

Hello!
_________________________________

Rabbit? Piglet? Where are you?
_________________________________

Hello!
_________________________________

Hooray! Hooray, we've done it.
_________________________________

Come on, hurry. Let's head for home.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Chim Chim Cher-ee – Mary Poppins
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SINGING) Chim chimney chin chimney
Chim chim cheree
_________________________________
A sweep is as lucky as lucky can be
_________________________________
Chim chimney chim chimney
Chim chim cheroo
_________________________________
Good luck will rub off
when I shake hands with you
_________________________________
Or blow me a kiss
_________________________________
And that's lucky, too
_________________________________
Now as the ladder of life
has been strung
_________________________________
You might think a sweep's
on the bottommost rung
_________________________________
Though I spends me time
in the ashes and smoke
_________________________________
In this whole wide world
there's no happier bloke
_________________________________
Chim chimney chin chimney
Chim chim cheree
_________________________________
A sweep is as lucky as lucky can be
_________________________________
Chim chimney chim chimney
Chim chim cheroo
_________________________________
Good luck will rub off
when I shake hands with you
_________________________________
Chim chimney chin chimney
Chim chim cheree
_________________________________
A sweep is as lucky as lucky can be
_________________________________
Chim chimney chim chimney
Chim chim cheroo
_________________________________
Good luck will rub off
when I shake hands with you
_________________________________
I choose me bristles
with pride, yes, I do
_________________________________
A broom for the shaft
_________________________________
And a brush for the flue
_________________________________
It's awfully dark and gloomy up there.
_________________________________
You see how wrong people can be?
_________________________________
That's a doorway to a place
of enchantment.
_________________________________
Up where the smoke
is all billowed and curled
_________________________________
'Tween pavement and stars
_________________________________
Is the chimney sweep world
_________________________________
When there's hardly no day
_________________________________
Nor hardly no night
_________________________________
There's things half in shadow
_________________________________
And halfway in light
_________________________________
On the rooftops of London
_________________________________
Coo, what a sight
_________________________________
Chim chimney chim chimney
Chim chim cheree
_________________________________
When you're with a sweep
_________________________________
You're in glad company
_________________________________
Nowhere is there a more happier crew
_________________________________
Than them what sings
Chim chim cheree, chim cheroo
_________________________________
Chim chimney chim chim
Cheree chim cheroo
_________________________________
_________________________________
Step in Time – Mary Poppins
_________________________________
_________________________________
Step in time!
_________________________________
Step in time!
_________________________________
Step in time! Step in time!
_________________________________
Step in time!
_________________________________
Come on, mateys, step in time!
_________________________________
Step in time!
_________________________________
(SINGING) Step in time, step in time
_________________________________
Never need a reason
Never need a rhyme
_________________________________
Step in time, we step in time
_________________________________
Kick your knees up!
_________________________________
Kick your knees up, step in time
_________________________________
Never need a reason
Never need a rhyme
_________________________________
Kick your knees up, step in time
_________________________________
Round the chimney!
_________________________________
Round the chimney, step in time
_________________________________
Round the chimney, step in time
_________________________________
Never need a reason
Never need a rhyme
_________________________________
Round the chimney, step in time
_________________________________
Flap like a birdie!
_________________________________
Flap like a birdie, step in time
_________________________________
Never need a reason
Never need a rhyme
_________________________________
Flap like a birdie, step in time
_________________________________
Up on the railing!
_________________________________
Up on the railing, step in time
_________________________________
Up on the railing, step in time
_________________________________
Never need a reason
Never need a rhyme
_________________________________
Up on the railing, step in time
_________________________________
Over the rooftops!
_________________________________
Over the rooftops, step in time
_________________________________
Never need a reason
Never need a rhyme
_________________________________
Step in time
_________________________________
Over the rooftops, over the rooftops
_________________________________
Link your elbows!
_________________________________
Link your elbows, step in time
_________________________________
Link your elbows, link your elbows
_________________________________
Link your elbows
_________________________________
Step in time, step in time
_________________________________
Never need a reason
Never need a rhyme
_________________________________
When you step in time
_________________________________
You step in time
_________________________________

_________________________________

NARRATOR: Rabbit was certain

everything was going according to plan,

_________________________________

and so it seemed to be.

_________________________________
But sometime later,

on the bottom of page 123...

_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
It's a funny thing how everything

looks the same in the mist.
_________________________________

He's right, Piglet.
_________________________________

-It's the very same sand pit.

-I think so, too, Pooh.
_________________________________

It's lucky I know the forest so well, or...
_________________________________

Or we might get lost.

Well, come on. Follow me.

_________________________________

NARRATOR: Now, Pooh was getting

tired of seeing the same sand pit,

_________________________________

and he suspected it

of following them about.
_________________________________

Because, whichever

direction they started in,

_________________________________
they always seemed to end up at it.
_________________________________
(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

-Uh... Rabbit?

-Yes?
_________________________________

Say, Rabbit, how would it be
_________________________________

if as soon as we're

out of sight of this old pit,
_________________________________

-we just try to find it again?

-What's the good of that?
_________________________________

You see, we keep looking for home,

but we keep finding this pit.
_________________________________

I thought that if we looked

for this pit we might find home.
_________________________________

I don't see much sense in that.
_________________________________

If I walked away from this pit,

and then walked back to it,
_________________________________

of course I should find it.

I'll prove it. Wait here.

_________________________________

NARRATOR: So Pooh and Piglet

waited in the mist for Rabbit.

_________________________________

And they waited,

and waited, and waited.

_________________________________
And all the while,
Pooh's thoughts kept returning

_________________________________
to his honey pots at home.

_________________________________
(TUMMY RUMBLES)
_________________________________
What was that, Pooh?
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) My tummy rumble.
_________________________________

Now then, come on. Let's go home.
_________________________________

But, Pooh, do you know the way?
_________________________________

No, Piglet, but there are 12 pots

of honey in my cupboard,
_________________________________

and they have been

calling to my tummy.
_________________________________

They have?
_________________________________

Yes, Piglet. I couldn't hear them before,

because Rabbit would talk.
_________________________________

I think I know where they're calling from.
_________________________________

Come on. We'll just follow my tummy.

_________________________________

NARRATOR: They walked off together

and, for a long time, Piglet said nothing

_________________________________
so as not to interrupt

Pooh's honey pots.
_________________________________

Sure enough, as the mist got thinner,

_________________________________
and just when Piglet

began to know where he was...

_________________________________
Hey, hello there, you two blokes.
_________________________________

Where have you been? Hoo, hoo, hoo!
_________________________________

We've been trying to find
our way back home.
_________________________________

Pooh, I don't think

Rabbit's splendid idea worked.
_________________________________

Say, where is old long-ears, anyway?
_________________________________

He must still be missing in the mist.
_________________________________

Well, leave it to me.

I'll bounce him out of there!
_________________________________

T-T-F-N. Ta-ta for now.
_________________________________
(BOING)

_________________________________

NARRATOR: Meanwhile, Rabbit was

still wandering around in the mist.

_________________________________

By now, he was lost and bewildered.
_________________________________

And to make matters worse,
_________________________________

his mind was beginning

to play tricks on him.
_________________________________
(THUD)
_________________________________

What's that?
_________________________________
(GULPS)
_________________________________
(SQUEAK)
_________________________________

Pooh? Piglet?
_________________________________
(THUD)
_________________________________
(SQUEAK)
_________________________________
-(CROAKING)
-(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(CRUNCH)
_________________________________
(MUNCHING)
_________________________________
(GULPS)
_________________________________
(GASP)
_________________________________
-(CROAKING)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
-(MUNCHING)
-(PANTING)
_________________________________
-(CROAKING)
-(CRUNCH)
_________________________________
(CROAKING LOUDLY)
_________________________________

-Help!

-Hello, Rabbit!
_________________________________

Tigger! But you're supposed to be lost.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Tiggers never get lost, bunny boy.
_________________________________

Never get lost.
_________________________________

-Of course not.

-Oh, no.
_________________________________

Come on, Rabbit.

Let's go home. Hang on! Hoo, hoo, hoo!
_________________________________
(RABBIT YELLS)

_________________________________

NARRATOR: They started back.

_________________________________

Rabbit was now a humiliated Rabbit,
_________________________________

a lost-and-found Rabbit,
_________________________________

an "Oh, why, oh, why,
do these things happen to me" Rabbit.

_________________________________

_________________________________

There was only one thing wrong with
Ratty's cure for Toad's motor mania.

_________________________________

It didn't work.
_________________________________
You see, Toad was far too clever.

and at the moment, completely mad.

_________________________________
He was determined to get a motor car.

_________________________________
Even if he had to beg, borrow or...

_________________________________
MAN: Toad arrested!
_________________________________

(VERY RAPIDLY) His Majesty's Court
of Assizes...
_________________________________
Toad of Toad Hall... 24th August...
On the following brief...
_________________________________
(BLUSTERS)
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

Accuses J. Thaddeus Toad

of stealing a motor car...
_________________________________
In reckless manner on a high road...
_________________________________

To the endangerment of the subjects
of His Majesty... Their life and limbs.
_________________________________

Counsel for the Crown,

proceed with the case.
_________________________________

M'lord, I call as first Crown witnesses
_________________________________

Mr. Rat and Mr. Mole!
_________________________________

Is it true that you had the accused
locked in his own house
_________________________________

because he threatened

to get a motor car?
_________________________________

Did you or did you not

have him locked up?
_________________________________

-We did.

-Thank you. That is all.

_________________________________
JUDGE: Next witness.
CLERK: Mr. Angus MacBadger!
_________________________________

As trustee of the Toad estate,
_________________________________

you knew of the prisoner's mania
for motor cars.
_________________________________
Well...
_________________________________

Due to his reckless extravagance,

you cut off his allowance.
_________________________________
Well...
_________________________________

Then he was, to the best
of your knowledge, without funds.
_________________________________
-Well...

-That is all. Thank you.

_________________________________
COUNSEL FOR CROWN:
Gentlemen of the jury, the Crown rests.
_________________________________

Counsel for the defence

will present his case.
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

M'lord, with the court's indulgence,
_________________________________

I rise prepared to plead
my own defense.
_________________________________
(CLAPPING)
_________________________________
RAT: Moley.
_________________________________

Stop it.
_________________________________

Gentlemen of the jury,
_________________________________

I call as my first witness
Cyril Proudbottom.
_________________________________
CLERK: Cyril Proudbottom.
_________________________________
(WHINNYING)
_________________________________

Are you acquainted
with the defendant, J. Thaddeus Toad?
_________________________________

Lord, love a duck, yes!
_________________________________
He's one of the jolliest chaps
I have ever run across.
_________________________________

And simply tons of money!
_________________________________

Good fellow, eh? Throws it away?
_________________________________

But he wasn't throwing it away that day.
_________________________________

You heard Mr. MacBadger testify

that his allowance was cut off.
_________________________________

Then how did he get a motor car?
_________________________________

The only way a gentleman

gets anything.
_________________________________

-The honest way.

-And what is the honest way?
_________________________________

Ha, ha! I thought you wouldn't know that.
_________________________________
(LAUGHTER)
_________________________________

Your Lordship, I...
_________________________________

The witness may testify

in his own words.
_________________________________

Righto, guvnor.

Now I'll give you the facts of the case.
_________________________________

For when Toady escaped
from his boudoir,
_________________________________

he come heading straight for my place.

_________________________________
Soon we was off down the highway,

but hadn't gone far, I confess,

_________________________________
when all of a sudden,
with a rush and a roar,
_________________________________

something passed

like the London Express.

_________________________________
It was big. It was red.

_________________________________
It was beautiful.

_________________________________
A motor car!
_________________________________
A bit of all right.

_________________________________
Toady was transfixed with rapture.

_________________________________
You could tell it was love at first sight.

_________________________________
The motor pulled up to a tavern,

_________________________________
wherein was located a bar.

_________________________________
And we watched
while some tough-looking weasels

_________________________________
got out of that lovely red car.

_________________________________
Now, weasels, I know, are deceitful.

And not to be trusted at all.

_________________________________
But how could I know

they'd stolen that car?

_________________________________
I didn't have no crystal ball.

_________________________________
And the guvnor, he's not one to dally.

_________________________________
He made up his mind like a flash.
He says...

_________________________________
"Try it for size, my good Cyril, while
I see what they'll take for it cash."
_________________________________

So into the tavern he saunters,
_________________________________
where the barman was back o' the bar.

And he said...
_________________________________

Cheerio, tavern-keeper,
who's the owner of that hot-looking car?

_________________________________
CYRIL: The barman,
a codger named Winky,
_________________________________

leaned over the bar and said...

_________________________________
Why?

_________________________________
-CYRIL: The guvnor answered...
-That car must be mine.
_________________________________

Whatever the price is, I'll buy.
_________________________________

But Toad found he hadn't no money.

_________________________________
So he promptly offered a trade.

_________________________________
The weasels appeared to be willing.

In a moment, the bargain was made.

_________________________________
Then Toady drawed up a paper
with almost incredible speed.

_________________________________
And he called on
old Winky the barman

_________________________________
to pop over and witness the deed.

_________________________________
Now, the guvnor's not a bit stingy.

_________________________________
He never does anything small.
_________________________________

The weasels gave him

the red motor car.
_________________________________

And he gave the weasels Toad Hall.
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________

Traded Toad Hall?
An estate worth $100,000.
_________________________________
For a motor car!
_________________________________

You expect me to believe that?
_________________________________

I don't expect you to believe anything.
_________________________________

But fortunately, I can produce a witness.
_________________________________
Call Mr. Winky.
_________________________________
CLERK: Mr. Winky. Mr. Winky.
_________________________________
(JUDGE BANGS GAVEL)
_________________________________

M'Lord, gentlemen,
_________________________________

facing you in the witness box is
a citizen of substance and standing.
_________________________________

A man of unimpeachable honesty.
_________________________________

Now, Mr. Winky,
do you recall an incident
_________________________________
that took place in your establishment

last August 12th
_________________________________

that I was a party to?
_________________________________

Oh, yes, sir.
_________________________________
That I do, sir.
_________________________________

Well, then, (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
just tell the court
what actually happened.
_________________________________

Well, guvnor.
_________________________________

You tried to sell me a stolen motor car.
_________________________________

That's a deliberate lie,

you monkey-faced little rumpot.
_________________________________

I've been framed. Let me go!
_________________________________
Help!

_________________________________
MAN: Toad guilty!
_________________________________
NARRATOR: News of Toad's disgrace
rocked the nation.
_________________________________

Seems the court was determined

to make an example of him.

_________________________________
Of course, Toad's friends tried
to help him, but they were blocked.

_________________________________
They must have reopened the case
at least a dozen times.

_________________________________
Appealed to this court, that court,

any court.
_________________________________
But the decision stood.
_________________________________

The case of J. Thaddeus Toad
was closed.

_________________________________

_________________________________

(SNORING)

_________________________________

Excusez-moi, Monsieur Bear.
_________________________________
(SNORES)

_________________________________
-(SNORING)
-I am looking for the Vale of the Fairies.
_________________________________

I don't want no berries. (SNORING)
_________________________________

No, no, no. Fairies, not berries.
_________________________________
(SNORING)
_________________________________

Wake up, you fat lummox!
_________________________________
-(SNORES)
-Ooh!
_________________________________

Ooh! I said, wake up!
_________________________________
(MUTTERING)
_________________________________
Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

I am having a very bad day.
_________________________________

Mon Dieu. It is so cold.
_________________________________
(SHUDDERING)
_________________________________

Winter!
_________________________________
Winter is here.
_________________________________
(WIND HOWLING)
_________________________________

JACQUIMO: Whoa!
_________________________________

Oh, this thorn.
_________________________________
Oh, it hurts to fly.
_________________________________

-(BUZZING)
-Don't worry, Buzz.
_________________________________
We're gonna make it.

_________________________________

Thumbelina!
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
-(BUZZING)
-(CORNELIUS YELLS)
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________
Ah!
_________________________________
(WIND HOWLING)
_________________________________

See, now...
Now, He takes my wings away.
_________________________________

Now I have to walk to find the prince.
_________________________________

See, if he let me keep my wings,
_________________________________

I could fly after the prince
and bring him back in two seconds.
_________________________________

-Hey, Beetle. This guy's the prince.

-The prince.
_________________________________
Ah! The prince!
_________________________________

Somebody up there loves me!
_________________________________

The prince. Okay, okay.
You pick him up.
_________________________________

Let's get out of this stinking weather

before we're statistics.
_________________________________

Whoo! I can't even feel anything
in my feelers anymore.
_________________________________
(ALL GRUNTING)

_________________________________
MR. BEETLE: A guy with my brain,
I got to talk to a toad.
_________________________________

What kind of conversation

can you have with a toad?
_________________________________

They're toads. They're green.
They're toads.
_________________________________

_________________________________

(HERCULES GRUNTING, STRAINING)

_________________________________

Ha ha!

_________________________________

-(SIGHING)

-(GRUNTING, STRAINING)

_________________________________

Whoo-hoo!

_________________________________

Hey, Phil! What happened to you?

_________________________________

Kid, we gotta talk.

_________________________________

Phil, I just had

the greatest day of my life!

_________________________________

I can't stop thinking about Meg.

_________________________________

(SIGHING) She's something else.

_________________________________

Kid, I'm tryin' to talk to ya!

Will you come down here and listen?

_________________________________

Aw, how can I come down there

when I'm feeling so up?

_________________________________

(WHISTLING)

_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT, CLICKS TONGUE)

_________________________________

Gotcha!

_________________________________

Ah, very nice! What I'm tryin' to say is...

_________________________________

That if it wasn't for you,

I never would have met her.

_________________________________

Oh, I owe ya big time.

_________________________________

Will you just knock it off

for a couple of seconds?

_________________________________

Rule number 38. Come on, Phil.

Keep them up there, huh?

_________________________________

-Phil, I got two words for ya, duck!

-Listen to me! She's...

_________________________________

-A dream come true?

-Not exactly.

_________________________________

-More beautiful than Aphrodite?

-Aside from that!

_________________________________

-The most wonderful...

-She's a fraud!

_________________________________

She's been playin' ya for a sap!

_________________________________

-Aw, come on. Stop kiddin' around.

-I'm not kiddin' around.

_________________________________

I know you're upset about today,

but that's no reason to...

_________________________________

Kid, you're missin' the point.

_________________________________

-The point is, I love her.

-She don't love you.

_________________________________

-You're crazy.

-She's nothin' but a two-timin'...

_________________________________

-Stop it!

-No-good, lyin', schemin'...

_________________________________

Shut up!

_________________________________

Phil. I...

_________________________________

I'm sorry.

_________________________________

Okay, okay, that's it.

You won't face the truth? Fine.

_________________________________

Phil, wait. Where you going?

_________________________________

I'm hoppin' the first barge out of here.

I'm goin' home.

_________________________________

Fine!

_________________________________

Go! I don't... I don't need you.

_________________________________

I thought you were gonna be

the all-time champ,

_________________________________

not the all-time chump.

_________________________________

_________________________________

(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
_________________________________

Will you teach me how to be

a fast-flying fairy?
_________________________________

Please? I know I could do it!
_________________________________

With your help, I could be flying

as fast as you in no time.
_________________________________

Vidia, you're my last hope.

All my friends have given up on me.
_________________________________

Rosetta won't even try to teach me

to be a garden fairy now.
_________________________________

I bet I could at least paint some flowers

or plant some sproutlings.
_________________________________

I mean,

there must be something I could do.
_________________________________

Or if you really want to be

a garden fairy...

_________________________________
Vidia Tricks Tinker Bell
_________________________________
_________________________________
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
_________________________________
-I'm not here.
-It's Vidia.
_________________________________
-Then I'm definitely not here.
-I need to talk to you, Tinker Bell.
_________________________________
(EXHALES)
_________________________________
Geez! Of all the times!
_________________________________
-What do you want?
-You got a little something.
_________________________________
Tink, I want to apologize.
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
I've been thinking, and I understand
why you're doing what you're doing.
_________________________________
I get it now.
And I'm sorry I've been so snippy.
_________________________________
-Oh, okay.
-And also, I...
_________________________________
I just hate to see you
let your friends down.
_________________________________
Let them what? How?
_________________________________
Well, you have to admit you've been
a good bit of trouble for them.
_________________________________
And all they've done is try to help you.
_________________________________
But I bet I know
how you can make it up to them.
_________________________________
Corral the sprinting thistles.
_________________________________
The sprinting thistles? No.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
_________________________________
Think about it.
They're a huge nuisance to everyone.
_________________________________
Especially when we're
getting ready for spring.
_________________________________
You would be a hero.
_________________________________
Plus, it would show Queen Clarion
you're just as worthy as any of us
_________________________________
to go to the mainland.
_________________________________
And spring starts tomorrow.
This might be your last chance.
_________________________________
You do still wanna go, don't you?
_________________________________
Well, yeah, I...
_________________________________
So?
_________________________________
_________________________________

(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

Capture the sprinting thistles.
_________________________________

Well, okay. I can do this. Yeah!
_________________________________

Okay. Ready, Cheese?
_________________________________

Come on. They're just weeds.
_________________________________

Besides, there were only

seven or eight at the most, right?
_________________________________

Hyah!
_________________________________

We can do this. I know we can do this.

What do you say?
_________________________________

Attaboy.
_________________________________

This ought to be good.

_________________________________

Hey!
_________________________________
TINKER BELL: Come on, you!
Oh, come on!

_________________________________

Just a bit this way!

It's working! It's working!
_________________________________

Come on!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Wait, wait, wait.

Come back! Come back!
_________________________________

These things just won't listen!

Come on, Cheese. Go, go, go!
_________________________________

Okay, definitely more than eight.
_________________________________

Please file into the corral

in an orderly manner!

_________________________________

Wait!
_________________________________

Oh, no! Come on!
_________________________________

Come on, now.
_________________________________

(RUMBLING)
_________________________________
TINK: Sorry. Sorry.
Excuse me. So sorry.

_________________________________

This is the last batch.
_________________________________

(GARDEN FAIRIES SCREAMING)
_________________________________

GARDEN FAIRY: Look out!
_________________________________

Sorry. Sorry!

_________________________________

Oh, no.
_________________________________

Tink. What happened?
_________________________________

-I...

-Tinker Bell,
_________________________________

what did you think you were doing?
_________________________________

I was just... I was just trying to...
_________________________________

I thought if I could capture

the thistles, then...
_________________________________

There isn't a garden fairy alive

who can control those weeds!
_________________________________

-What were you trying to prove?

-I...
_________________________________

She's right, Tink.

This has all gone too far.
_________________________________

By the second star!
_________________________________

All the preparations for spring...

How did this...
_________________________________

Queen Clarion, it was me.
_________________________________

I did it. It was all my fault.
_________________________________

Tinker Bell.
_________________________________

(WEEPING) I...
_________________________________

I'm sorry.

_________________________________
MINISTER OF SPRING: I don't think
we can fix this in time.

_________________________________

We're going to have to cancel spring,

or postpone it at the very least.
_________________________________
MINISTER OF WINTER: What, and
put my snowflake fairies back to work?
_________________________________
Oh, no.

_________________________________
MINISTER OF SUMMER:

But we can't! We can't do that!
_________________________________

If the snow isn't melted,
_________________________________

the seedlings won't grow,

the fruit won't ripen in the summer...
_________________________________

And in the autumn,

there will be nothing to harvest.
_________________________________

Spring must happen on time,
_________________________________

or the balance of nature

will be undone!
_________________________________

There must be something we can do!

Certainly this has happened before!
_________________________________

It has!

Did you ever hear of the Ice Age?
_________________________________

Settle down, all of you.
_________________________________

Fairy Mary, is it even possible to redo

everything in such a short time?
_________________________________

-No.

-MINISTER OF SPRING: Oh, no.
_________________________________

We were so close,
and now it's all gone.

_________________________________
MINISTER OF SUMMER: Who's going
to paint our leaves now?

_________________________________
MINISTER OF AUTUMN: The apples
and pumpkins will never grow.

_________________________________
MINISTER OF SUMMER: No rolling
hills covered in daffodils?

_________________________________
MINISTER OF SPRING: And it took
months to harvest all those seeds!

_________________________________
MINISTER OF AUTUMN:
Animals waking from hibernation

_________________________________

will have nothing to eat!
_________________________________

_________________________________

(HUMMING)

_________________________________

SULTAN: Jasmine.

_________________________________

Oh, Father, I just had

the most wonderful time.

_________________________________

-I'm so happy.

-You should be, Jasmine.

_________________________________

I have chosen a husband for you.

_________________________________

-What?

-You will wed Jafar.

_________________________________

(GASPING)

_________________________________

You're speechless, I see.

A fine quality in a wife.

_________________________________

I will never marry you.

_________________________________

-Father, I choose Prince Ali.

-Prince Ali left.

_________________________________

Better check

your crystal ball again, Jafar.

_________________________________

-Prince Ali!

-(GASPING)

_________________________________

How in the... Uh. Awk!

_________________________________

Tell them the truth, Jafar.

You tried to have me killed.

_________________________________

What? Ridiculous nonsense,

Your Highness.

_________________________________

He is obviously lying.

_________________________________

Obviously lying.

_________________________________

Father, what's wrong with you?

_________________________________

I know what's wrong.

_________________________________

Oh, my!

_________________________________

Your Highness,

Jafar's been controlling you with this.

_________________________________

(STAMMERING) What? Jafar?

_________________________________

You, you traitor!

_________________________________

Your Majesty, all this can be explained.

_________________________________

Guards! Guards!

_________________________________

Well, that's it. We're dead. Forget it.

_________________________________

Just dig a grave for both of us.

We're dead.

_________________________________

-SULTAN: Arrest Jafar at once.

-(STRUGGLING)

_________________________________

This is not done yet, boy.

_________________________________

-(LAUGHING)

-(COUGHING)

_________________________________

SULTAN: Find him! Search everywhere!

_________________________________

-Jasmine, are you all right?

-Yes.

_________________________________

Jafar, my most trusted counsellor,

_________________________________

plotting against me all this time.

_________________________________

This is horrible, just horrible.

_________________________________

How will I ever...

_________________________________

Huh?

_________________________________

Can this be true?

_________________________________

My daughter has finally

chosen a suitor?

_________________________________

Ha, ha! Praise Allah!

_________________________________

You brilliant boy, I could kiss you.

_________________________________

I won't. I'll leave that to my...

_________________________________

But you two will be wed at once.

_________________________________

Yes, yes. And you'll be happy

and prosperous,

_________________________________

and then you, my boy,

will become sultan.

_________________________________

-Sultan?

-SULTAN: Yes.

_________________________________

A fine upstanding youth

such as yourself,

_________________________________

a person of your unimpeachable

moral character

_________________________________

is exactly what this kingdom needs.

_________________________________

IAGO: We gotta get outta here.

I gotta start packing. Only essentials.

_________________________________

We gotta travel light.

_________________________________

Bring the guns, the weapons,

the knives, and how about this picture?

_________________________________

I think I'm making a weird face in it.

_________________________________

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

_________________________________

Oh, boy. He's cracked. He's gone nuts.

_________________________________

Jafar! Jafar! Get a grip!

_________________________________

Good grip.

_________________________________

Prince Ali is nothing more than

that ragged urchin, Aladdin.

_________________________________

-He has the lamp, Iago.

-Why, that miserable...

_________________________________

But you are going to relieve him of it.

_________________________________

Me?

_________________________________

Sultan?

_________________________________

They want me to be Sultan?

_________________________________

Huzzah!

_________________________________

(SINGING) Hail the conquering hero

_________________________________

(PATRIOTIC TUNE PLAYS)

_________________________________

Aladdin, you've just won

the heart of the princess.

_________________________________

What are you gonna do next?

_________________________________

(SIGHS DEEPLY)

_________________________________

(WHISPERING) Psst. Your line is,

"I'm going to free the genie."

_________________________________

Any time.

_________________________________

-Genie. I can't.

-Sure you can.

_________________________________

You just go, "Genie, I wish you free."

_________________________________

I'm serious.

_________________________________

Look, I'm sorry. I really am.

But they wanna make me sultan.

_________________________________

No. They wanna make Prince Ali sultan.

_________________________________

Without you, I'm just Aladdin.

_________________________________

-AI, you won.

-Because of you.

_________________________________

The only reason anyone thinks

I'm worth anything is because of you.

_________________________________

What if they find out

I'm not really a prince?

_________________________________

What if Jasmine finds out? I'd lose her.

_________________________________

Genie, I can't keep this up on my own.

_________________________________

I can't wish you free.

_________________________________

Fine. I understand.

After all, you've lied to everyone else.

_________________________________

Hey, I was beginning to feel left out.

_________________________________

Now, if you'll excuse me, master.

_________________________________

(SIGHING)

_________________________________

Genie, I'm really sorry.

_________________________________

(RASPBERRY)

_________________________________

Well, fine. Then just stay in there.

_________________________________

What are you guys looking at?

_________________________________

-(WHIMPERING)

-(SNIFFLING)

_________________________________

ALADDIN: Look, I... I'm sorry.

_________________________________

Abu, I'm sorry. I didn't...

_________________________________

Wait. Come on.

_________________________________

(SIGHING)

_________________________________

What am I doing?

_________________________________

(SIGHS) Genie's right.

_________________________________

I gotta tell Jasmine the truth.

_________________________________

JASMINE: Ali. Oh, Ali.

Will you come here?

_________________________________

(SIGHING) Well, here goes.

_________________________________

Jasmine? Where are you?

_________________________________

(IMITATES JASMINE)

Out in the menagerie. Hurry.

_________________________________

-I'm coming.

-(PANTING)

_________________________________

(WICKED LAUGHTER)

_________________________________

-(GOOFY CHUCKLE)

-You got a problem, Pinky?

_________________________________

Jerk.

_________________________________

(GLEEFUL CACKLING)

_________________________________

Boy, Jafar's gonna be happy to see you.

_________________________________

(IMITATES JAFAR)

"Excellent work, Iago."

_________________________________

Ah, go on.

_________________________________

"No, really. On a scale

of one to 10, you are an 11 ."

_________________________________

Oh, Jafar, you're too kind.

_________________________________

I'm embarrassed. I'm blushing.

_________________________________

_________________________________

You okay, Tink?
_________________________________

Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.
_________________________________

I just came hoping to get a quick refill.

I'm going away for a while.
_________________________________

Oh.
_________________________________

-Well, how long you going to be gone?

-Well, actually, forever.
_________________________________

Forever? Well,
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) in that case,

a double scoop.
_________________________________

Forever's a pretty long time, so I hear.
_________________________________

Thanks, Terence.
_________________________________

You know my name?
_________________________________

Well, sure. Why wouldn't I?
_________________________________

I don't know.

I'm just a dust-keeper guy.
_________________________________

I'm not exactly seen as the most

important fairy in Pixie Hollow.
_________________________________

Terence, what are you talking about?
_________________________________

You're probably the most important one

there is!
_________________________________

Without you,

no one would have any magic!
_________________________________

Why, your talent makes you

who you are!
_________________________________

-You should be proud of it! I mean...

-I am.
_________________________________

(STAMMERING) I'd better get going.
_________________________________

_________________________________

I've had enough nonsense.
I'm going home, straight home.

_________________________________

That rabbit. Who cares where
he's going anyway?
_________________________________

If it hadn't been for him, I...
_________________________________

Tulgey Wood?
_________________________________

Curious. I don't remember this.

_________________________________

Let me see.

_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________

No, no, please. No more nonsense.

_________________________________

Now, if I came this way,
_________________________________

I should go back this way.

_________________________________

-(QUACKS)

-Oh, I beg your pardon.

_________________________________

(QUACKS ANGRILY)
_________________________________

(CROAKS)
_________________________________

(DRUMMING)
_________________________________

(CYMBALS CRASH)
_________________________________

Goodness. When I get home,
I shall write a book about this place.

_________________________________

If I... If I ever do get home.

_________________________________

(QUACKING)
_________________________________

ALICE: Oh, erm... Excuse me.
_________________________________

-Could one of you tell me...
-(SQUAWKING)
_________________________________

(GIGGLES NERVOUSLY) Never mind.

_________________________________

(DISTANT SCREECHING)
_________________________________

Oh, dear. It's getting dreadfully dark.
_________________________________

And nothing looks familiar.

_________________________________

(CRUNCHING)
_________________________________

I shall certainly be glad to get out of...
_________________________________

(CHICKS SQUEAK)
_________________________________

(HOOTS)
_________________________________

(ACCORDION PLAYS)
_________________________________

It would be so nice if something
would make sense for a change.

_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________
"Don't step on the mome raths."
_________________________________

The mome raths?
_________________________________

A path! Oh, thank goodness.

_________________________________

I just knew I'd find one sooner or later.

_________________________________

If I hurry, perhaps I might even be
home in time for tea.

_________________________________

Won't Dinah be happy to see me!
_________________________________

I just can't wait till I... (GASPS)
_________________________________

Oh, dear.

_________________________________

Now I shall never get out.

_________________________________

Well, when one's lost,
_________________________________

I... I suppose it's good advice
_________________________________

to stay where you are
until someone finds you.

_________________________________

But who'd ever think
to look for me here?
_________________________________

Good advice.
_________________________________
(SNIFFS)
_________________________________

If... If I'd listened earlier,
I wouldn't be here.

_________________________________

But... But that's just the trouble with me.

_________________________________

I give myself very good advice.

_________________________________

(SINGING) But I very seldom follow it
_________________________________

That explains the trouble
_________________________________
That I'm always in
_________________________________

"Be patient" is very good advice
_________________________________

But the waiting makes me curious
_________________________________

And I'd love the change
_________________________________

Should something strange begin
_________________________________

Well, I went along my merry way
_________________________________

And I never stopped to reason
_________________________________

I should have known
_________________________________

There'd be a price to pay someday
_________________________________
(SNIFFLES) Someday
_________________________________

I give myself very good advice
_________________________________

But I very seldom follow it
_________________________________
(SOBS)
_________________________________

Will I ever learn
_________________________________

To do the things I should?
_________________________________

Will I ever learn
_________________________________

Learn to do the things I should?

_________________________________

_________________________________

-(THUMBELINA GASPS)

-(WATER SPLASHES)

_________________________________
(COUGHING, SNIFFLES)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING, PANTING)
_________________________________
(SHUDDERING)
_________________________________
(SHUDDERING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

Jacquimo was wrong.
_________________________________

I will never find my way home.
_________________________________

It's impossible.
_________________________________

Oh, Mother, where can you be?
_________________________________
(SNIFFLES, SOBS)
_________________________________

(SINGING) I know there's someone
_________________________________

Somewhere

_________________________________
Someone

_________________________________
Who's sure to find her

_________________________________
Soon

_________________________________
After the rain goes

_________________________________
-There are rainbows

-(WHINES, SNIFFLES)
_________________________________
She'll find the rainbow

_________________________________
Soon

_________________________________
Soon my breaking heart will mend

_________________________________
Soon a happy ending

_________________________________
Troubles behind her
_________________________________

I will find her

_________________________________
Homeward bound

_________________________________
Safe and sound

_________________________________
And soon

_________________________________

_________________________________

(JINGLING)

_________________________________

Beggin' your pardon, Miss Bell,

_________________________________

but Captain Hook

would like a word with ya.

_________________________________

(SQUAWKS)

_________________________________

(PLAYING PIANO)

_________________________________

Yes, Miss Bell,

Captain Hook admits defeat.

_________________________________

Tomorrow I leave the island,

never to return.

_________________________________

I'm glad to hear that, captain.

(HICCUPS)

_________________________________

I'll tell the crew and... (HICCUPS)

_________________________________

And that's why I asked

you over, me dear,

_________________________________

to tell Peter I bear him no ill will.

_________________________________

Oh, Pan has his faults, to be sure.

_________________________________

Bringing that Wendy

to the island, for instance.

_________________________________

Dangerous business, that.

_________________________________

Why, rumour has it that already

_________________________________

she has come between you and Peter.

_________________________________

But what's this?

_________________________________

Tears?

_________________________________

Then it is true.

_________________________________

Oh, Smee.

The way of a man with a maid.

_________________________________

Taking the best years

of her life and then

_________________________________

casting her aside

_________________________________

like an old glove!

_________________________________

Ain't it a bloomin' (HICCUPS) shame?

_________________________________

But we mustn't judge

Peter too harshly, me dear.

_________________________________

It's that Wendy who's to blame.

_________________________________

Mr. Smee, we must

save the lad from himself.

_________________________________

But how?

_________________________________

We've so little time.

We sail in the morning.

_________________________________

Sail! That's it, Smee!

_________________________________

We'll shanghai Wendy.

_________________________________

"Shanghai Wendy", captain?

_________________________________

Take her to sea with us.

_________________________________

With her gone, Peter will soon

forget this mad infatuation.

_________________________________

Come, Smee,

we must leave immediately.

_________________________________

Surround Peter's home...

_________________________________

But, captain, we...

_________________________________

We don't know where Peter Pan lives!

_________________________________

Great Scott, you're right, Smee!

_________________________________

What's that, my dear?

_________________________________

You could show us the way?

Why, I never thought of that.

_________________________________

-Take this down, Smee.

-"Take this down, Smee".

_________________________________

Aye, aye, captain.

_________________________________

-HOOK: Start at Pegleg Point.

-"Start at Pegleg Point".

_________________________________
HOOK: Forty paces west

of Blindman's Bluff.

_________________________________

"Blindman's Bluff".

_________________________________

Yes, yes.

_________________________________

Hop, skip and a jump

across Crocodile Creek.

_________________________________

Then... Nor' by nor'east, one, two, three.

_________________________________

Well, get on with it... Continue, my dear.

_________________________________

I mustn't harm Peter?

_________________________________

Madam, Captain Hook gives his word

_________________________________

not to lay a finger

_________________________________

or a hook on Peter Pan.

_________________________________

Ah... Hangman's Tree.

_________________________________

So that's the entrance

to his hiding place.

_________________________________

Thank you, me dear.

You've been most helpful.
_________________________________

(CHANTING)

_________________________________

(SINGING) What makes red men red?

_________________________________

Big Chief Flying Eagle

greets his braves.

_________________________________

How.

_________________________________

-How, chief.

-How, chief, how!

_________________________________

-How.

-How.

_________________________________

Big chief greets little mother.

_________________________________

How.

_________________________________

Ugh.

_________________________________

Aw, Wendy, is that all you have to say?

_________________________________

-Everyone else thinks I'm wonderful.

-Especially Tiger Lily.

_________________________________

-Tiger Lily?

-John!

_________________________________
WENDY: Michael! Take off

that war paint and get ready for bed.

_________________________________

-Bed?

-Brave no sleep.

_________________________________

Go for days without sleep.

_________________________________

-But we're going home in the morning.

-JOHN: Home!

_________________________________

-WENDY: And...

-Oh, Wendy, we don't want to go home.

_________________________________

No go home. Stay many moons.

Have heap big time.

_________________________________

Now, Peter, let's stop pretending

and be practical.

_________________________________

-Chief Flying Eagle has spoken.

-(BOYS CHEERING)

_________________________________

Oh, for goodness sake. Please, boys.

_________________________________

Do you want to stay here

and grow up like savages?

_________________________________

-Of course.

-But you can't.

_________________________________

You need a mother. We all do.

_________________________________

Aren't you our mother, Wendy?

_________________________________

Michael, of course not! Surely,

you haven't forgotten our real mother!

_________________________________

Did she have silky ears

_________________________________

and wear a fur coat?

_________________________________

Oh, no, Michael. That was Nana.

_________________________________

I think I had a mother once.

_________________________________

BOTH: What was she like?

_________________________________

I forget.

_________________________________

-I had a white rat!

-That's no mother!

_________________________________

Hey, who ya shovin'?

_________________________________

(ALL CLAMOURING)

_________________________________

No, no, boys! Please.

I'll tell you what a mother is.

_________________________________

-Yeah, tell us.

-Please, Wendy.

_________________________________

Well, a mother, a real mother,

_________________________________

is the most wonderful person

in the world.

_________________________________

She's the angel voice

_________________________________

that bids you good night,

_________________________________

kisses your cheek,

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whispers, "Sleep tight".

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WENDY: (SINGING) Your mother

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And mine

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Your mother

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And mine

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The helping hand

that guides you along

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Whether you're right

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Whether you're wrong

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Your mother

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And mine

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Your mother

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And mine

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What makes mothers

all that they are

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Might as well ask

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What makes a star

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Ask your heart to tell you her worth

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Your heart will say

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Heaven on earth

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Another word

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For divine

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Your mother

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And mine

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I wanna see my mother.

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Yes, Michael.

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I propose we leave for home at once.

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-Could I go too, Wendy?

-Me too, Wendy!

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All right, boys. All right. I'm sure

Mother would be glad to have you.

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Uh, that is, if Peter doesn't mind.

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Go on! Go back and grow up.

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But I'm warning ya,

once you're grown up,

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you can never come back.

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Never!

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WENDY: Oh, dear.

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-Well, then, shall we be off?

-Yeah, come on. Let's go!

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-Yeah!

-See ya, Peter.

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They'll be back.

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(PLAYING PANPIPES)

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Peter.

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(SIGHS)

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Goodbye, Peter.

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-(SCREAMS)

-HOOK: All right, men. Take them away.

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And now, Smee, to take care

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of Master Peter Pan.

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But, captain, wouldn't it be

more humane-like to slit his throat?

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Aye, that it would, Mr. Smee.

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But I have given me word

not to lay a finger...

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Or a hook on Peter Pan.

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And Captain Hook

never breaks a promise.
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(SINGING) Merry, merry Christmastime

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Bind every heart with happiness...

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NARRATOR: Yes, once again
it was a white Christmas.
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And once again,
the melodies of Yuletide
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hung sweet upon the winter's air.
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Hearts were gay and spirits high.
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Indeed, in all the city,

there was but one spot
_________________________________
untouched by the warmth
of Christmas cheer.
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The tower. Grim monument to despair.
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Cold, cruel, forbidding.
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And unfortunately, the abode of Toad
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for a good many Christmases
yet to come.
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Poor Toad. Alone with the memories
of his wasted life.
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What a fool he'd been.
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With many a pang, he recalled
the kindly face of Angus MacBadger,
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and his sage advice so often scorned.
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A tear for Moley, too, for his loyalty,
his sympathy, his understanding.
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And Toad wept for Rat, and all those

little lectures so often laughed at.
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Yes, within the dark confines

of his miserable cell,
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a new Toad was born.
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A reformed Toad. A repentant Toad.
_________________________________

In a flood of remorse,
he vowed once and for all
_________________________________
to forsake the follies

of the primrose path.
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Never, never again would he give way

to those mad, foolish manias
_________________________________

that had brought him to this sorry end.

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Being as it's Christmas,
you're allowed a visitor.
_________________________________

-Your grandma's here.

-Grandma?
_________________________________

(HIGH-PITCHED)
A merry Christmas, sonny.
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Granny wouldn't forget

her little Toady boy.
_________________________________
-Cyril!
-Shh!
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(CREAKING)
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Oh. (SOBS)
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Cyril. (SOBS)
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Look, Christmas gift.
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-(STUTTERS) What is it?

-Don't you get it?
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A disguise.
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Now, all you've got to do is put on

this natty little costume and...

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NARRATOR: Alas, for good intentions,
Toad was incurable.
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One whispered word
and all his high resolve
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vanished in the mad whirl

of this new adventure, this new mania.
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Escape!

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-Toad's escaped!
-(SIRENS)
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(SIRENS CONTINUE)
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-(TOAD GASPS)
-(FRENZIED BARKING)
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(SIRENS CONTINUE TO BLARE)

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MAN: Halt!
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-Oh, good evening, ma'am.

-Good evening to you, Officer.
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(SINGING) We're merrily, merrily,
merrily merrily...

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(CLANKING)
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Begging your pardon, milady...
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-Hey!
-(THUDDING)

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POLICEMAN: You fellows over there,
you see him?
_________________________________

NARRATOR: Gad!
What perfectly ripping luck.
_________________________________

Trap Toad, would they? Aha! Never!

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MAN: There he goes.
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-POLICEMAN: Where?
-Over there!
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(WHISTLE)
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Bang, bang, bang.
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NARRATOR: Blockheads, let them
scour the countryside.
_________________________________

Once more, J. Thaddeus Toad
had the last laugh.

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(CLOCK CHIMING)
_________________________________

Your Majesty,
I see no point in beating about the bush.
_________________________________

I regret to inform you, Sire,
_________________________________

that the young lady has disappeared,
_________________________________

leaving behind only this glass slipper.
_________________________________

Yes. I'll do it.
_________________________________

No. I just can't.
_________________________________
(KING CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
(SNORING)
_________________________________
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
_________________________________
KING: Well, come in.
_________________________________

(SHOUTING) Come in!
_________________________________

-Your Majesty...

-So, he's proposed already?
_________________________________

-Tell me about it.
-Well...
_________________________________

-Who is she?

-I didn't get a chance...
_________________________________
No matter. We've more
important things to discuss.
_________________________________

Arrangements for the wedding,
_________________________________

invitations, a national holiday.
_________________________________

-All that sort of thing.

-But, Sire...
_________________________________

Here. Have a cigar. Take a few more.
_________________________________

-(CHUCKLING)

-But...
_________________________________

Better practice passing these out, eh?
_________________________________

(STAMMERS) But, if you'd only listen.
_________________________________

And for you, my friend.
_________________________________

-Your Majesty, please...

-A knighthood.
_________________________________

I hereby dub you Sir... Um, uh...
_________________________________

By the way, what title would you like?
_________________________________

-Sire? She got away.

-Sir "She Got Away"?
_________________________________

A peculiar title, but if that's what you...
_________________________________

She what? Why you...
_________________________________
You... You traitor!
_________________________________

Now, Sire.
Remember, your blood pressure.
_________________________________

Treason!
_________________________________

No, Sire. No!
_________________________________

Sabotage!
_________________________________

You were in league with the Prince.
_________________________________

I tried to stop her,
_________________________________

but she vanished into thin air.
_________________________________

A likely story.
_________________________________

But it's true, Sire.

All we could find was this glass slipper.
_________________________________

The whole thing was a plot!
_________________________________

But, Sire, he loves her.
_________________________________

He won't rest till he finds her.
_________________________________

He's determined to marry her.
_________________________________

What? What did you say?
_________________________________

The Prince, Sire,
swears he'll marry none
_________________________________
but the girl who fits this slipper.
_________________________________

He said that, did he?
_________________________________

We've got him!
_________________________________

-(WHOOPING)
-(CRASHING)
_________________________________

But, Sire, this slipper

may fit one of any number of girls.
_________________________________

That's his problem. He's given his word.
_________________________________

-We'll hold him to it.

-No, Your Highness.
_________________________________

I'll have nothing to do with it.
_________________________________

You'll try this
on every maid in my kingdom.
_________________________________

-And if the shoe fits,
-(GULPING)
_________________________________

bring her in.
_________________________________

(STAMMERING) Yes, Your Majesty.

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