Disney NeverEnding Chronology (Spring 2018 Part 2) - Subtitles (en)

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April 2018

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(SNIFFING)

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(EXCLAIMING)

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Where are you going?

I need to get home.

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(EXCLAIMING)

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(SQUEAKING)

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-(CHUCKLES)

-(GROWLING)

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(LAUGHING)

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(BLOWS AIR)

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(TRILLING)

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(BLOWS AIR)

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(TRILLING)

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(LAUGHING)

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(INHALES DEEPLY)

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(BLOWS AIR)

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-(SQUEAKING)

-(PANTING)

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(INHALES DEEPLY)

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(BLOWS AIR FORCEFULLY)

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(TRILLING)

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(SQUEAKING)

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(GIGGLES)

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(SCREAMING)

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(PANTING)

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(ALL GROWLING)

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(SIGHS)

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Ow! (EXCLAIMING)

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(GRUNTING)

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(GASPING)

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Huh?

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(PANTING)

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(PANTING)

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(ARLO COUGHING)

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(LAUGHING)

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(SUCKING)

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(SCREAMING)

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(FLIES BUZZING)

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(BOTH LAUGHING)

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(MOANING)

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Ugh...

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(CHUCKLES)
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(SIGHS)
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Right on time, Sandman.
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(CHUCKLES)
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(BREATHING DEEPLY)
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Mmm.
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(PITCH LAUGHING MALICIOUSLY)
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Oh, I thought I heard

the clippity-clop of a unicorn.
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What an adorable dream!
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And look at her.
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Precious child.
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So sweet.
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So full of hope and wonder.
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Why, there's only one thing missing.
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A touch of fear.
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Mmm...
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That never gets old.
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Feel your fear. Come on.

Come on, that's right.
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Yes, what a pretty little Nightmare!
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Now,
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I want you to go tell the others

the wait is over.
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(WHINNYING)
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Don't look at me like that, old friend.
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You must have known

this day would come.
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My Nightmares are finally ready.
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Are your Guardians?
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Whoa!
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(CAR ALARMS BLARING)
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(DOGS BARKING)
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BUNNY: Hello, mate.
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(GASPS)
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Been a long time.

Blizzard of '68 I believe.
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Easter Sunday, wasn't it?
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Bunny! You're not still

mad about that, are you?
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Yes.
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But this is about something else.
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Fellas?
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-Hey!

-(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
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Put me down! What the...
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-(MUFFLED SHOUTING)

-(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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-(MUFFLED EXCLAMATIONS)

-(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
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Me? (LAUGHS DERISIVELY)
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Not on your nelly.

See you back at the Pole.
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(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
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(JACK SCREAMING)
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Whoa!
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NORTH: He's here.
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Quiet.
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Hey! There he is!
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Jack Frost!
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Wow.
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You got to be kidding me.
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Hey, hey.
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-Put me down.

-I hope the yetis treated you well.
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Oh, yeah,
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I love being shoved in a sack

and tossed through a magic portal.
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Oh, good. That was my idea!
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You know Bunny, obviously.
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-Obviously.

-NORTH: And the Tooth Fairy.
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Hello, Jack. I've heard a lot about you.
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And your teeth!
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My what?
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Open up!

Are they really as white as they say?
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Yes! (GASPS)
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Oh, they really do sparkle

like freshly fallen snow!
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(SQUEALS EXCITEDLY)
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Girls, pull yourselves together!
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Let's not disgrace the uniform.
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NORTH: And Sandman.
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Sandy?
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Sandy? Wake up!
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Hey, ho, anyone want

to tell me why I'm here?
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(STAMMERS) Uh,

that's not really helping,
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but thanks, little man.
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I must've done something really bad

to get you four together.
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Am I on the naughty list?
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NORTH: Ha! On naughty list?
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You hold the record.
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But, no matter. We overlook.
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Now we are wiping clean the slate.
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How come?
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Ah, good question.
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How come? I tell you how come!
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Because now you are Guardian!
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-(YETIS CHEER)

-(PLAYING CELEBRATORY MUSIC)
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(GASPS) What are you doing?

Get off of me!
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(LAUGHING) This is the best part!
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Huh?
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(NORTH CLEARS THROAT)
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(YETI GROANS)
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What makes you think

I want to be a Guardian?
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(LAUGHING UPROARIOUSLY)
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Of course you do.
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Music!
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No music!
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This is all very flattering, but, uh,
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you don't want me.
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You're all hard work and deadlines,
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and I'm snowballs and fun times.
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I'm not a Guardian.
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Yeah. That's exactly what I said.
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Jack, I don't think

you understand what it is we do.
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Each of those lights is a child.
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NORTH: A child who believes.
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And good or bad, naughty or nice,
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we protect them.
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JACK: Ah! Ah!
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Tooth! Fingers out of mouth.
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Oh, sorry. They're beautiful.
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Okay. No more wishy-washy.
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Pitch is out there

doing who knows what!
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You mean the Boogeyman?
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Yes! When Pitch threatens us,
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he threatens them as well.
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All the more reason

to pick someone more qualified.
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Pick? You think we pick?
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No, you were chosen!

Like we were all chosen.
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By Man in Moon.
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What?
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Last night, Jack, he chose you.
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Maybe.
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Man in the Moon... He talks to you?
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NORTH: You see, you cannot say no.

It is destiny.
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But why wouldn't he tell me

that himself?
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(SIGHS)

After 300 years this is his answer?
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To spend eternity like you guys.
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Cooped up in some hideout thinking

of new ways to bribe kids?
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No, no. That's not for me! No offense.
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How is that not offensive?
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You know what I think?
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I think we just dodged a bullet.
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I mean, what's this clown
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know about bringing joy

to children anyway.
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Uh, you ever hear of a snow day?
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I know it's no hard-boiled egg,

but kids like what I do.
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But none of them

believe in you, do they?
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You see, you're invisible, mate.
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It's like you don't even exist.
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Bunny! Enough.
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No, the kangaroo's right.
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The what? What did you call me?
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I'm not a kangaroo, mate.
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Oh, and this whole time

I thought you were.
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If you're not a kangaroo, what are you?
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I'm a bunny. The Easter Bunny.
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People believe in me.
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Jack. Walk with me.
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(YETIS TALKING GIBBERISH)

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It's nothing personal, North.
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But what you all do,

it's just not my thing.
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Man in Moon says it is your thing!
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We will see.
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Slow down, would you?

I've been trying to bust in here for years.
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-I want a good look.

-What do you mean, bust in?
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Oh, don't worry.

I never got past the yetis.
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Oh, hey, Phil.
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NORTH: Keep up, Jack, keep up!
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(YETIS TALKING GIBBERISH)
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Whoa! I always thought

the elves made the toys.
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(WHISPERING)

We just let them believe that.
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Very nice! Keep up good work.
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-I don't like it! Paint it red!
-(SHOUTS GIBBERISH)
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(GROANS)
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Step it up, everybody!
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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Fruitcake?
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Uh, no, thanks.
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Now we get down to tacks of brass.
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Tacks of...
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(GASPS)
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Who are you, Jack Frost?
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-What is your center?

-My center?
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If Man in Moon chose you

to be a Guardian,
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you must have something

very special inside.
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Hmm.
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Here.
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This is how you see me, no?
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Very big, intimidating.
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But if you get to know me a little...

Well, go on.
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You are downright jolly?
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But not just jolly!
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I am also mysterious,
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and fearless,
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and caring!
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And at my center?
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There's a tiny wooden baby.
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Look closer. What do you see?
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You have big eyes.
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Yes! Big eyes. Very big.
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Because they are full of wonder.
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That is my center.
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It is what I was born with.
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Eyes that have always seen

the wonder in everything!
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Eyes that see lights in the trees

and magic in the air.
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This wonder is what I put into the world!
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And what I protect in children.
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It is what makes me a Guardian.
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It is my center.
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What is yours?
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(SIGHS)
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I don't know.

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(SQUAWKING)

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(CHUCKLES)

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Spot, watch this.

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Oh.

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(BITING)

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Huh? Huh?

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(GIGGLES)

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(BLOWS AIR)

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(COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING)

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♪ But all he kept talking about was

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♪ Glory days

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♪ They'll pass you by Glory days

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♪ In the wink of a young girl's eye

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♪ Glory days

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♪ Glory days ♪

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Guido, she's an angel.

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(ALL CHUCKLING)

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RIVER: Lou won't admit this,

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but she used to have

serious eyes for Hud.

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(CHUCKLES) Oh, really?

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Even if I did, it wouldn't have mattered.

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Hud didn't like fast women.

And that left me out.

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(LAUGHTER)

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Old Lou wasn't just fast,
she was fearless.

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The second I saw my first race,

I just knew I had to get in there.

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Of course, the fellas in charge

didn't like a lady racer showin' them up.

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So they wouldn't let me have a number.

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-(GASPS) What did you do?

-I stole one!

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-What?
-Wow.

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Life's too short to take no

for an answer. Right, River?

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If we had waited for an invitation,

we might've never raced.

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And once we got on the track,

we didn't want to leave.

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I think that's how Doc felt too.

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You should've seen him
when he first came to town.

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Shiny blue paint.

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Not just the Hudson Hornet.

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He was already calling himself...

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ALL: ...the Fabulous Hudson Hornet.

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-Whoo-hoo!
-(ALL LAUGHING)

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Did we ever ride him on that.

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Not for long.

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Hud was the fastest racer

this side of the Mississippi.

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Until he wasn't.

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What?

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Everything changed
when the rookie showed up.

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(ALL CHEERING)

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SMOKEY: Took Hud all of no time

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to work his way
through the best racers...

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in both Carolinas.

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Past River. Past Lou. Even Junior.

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But there was still
the rookie to deal with.

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Tried slamming him into the wall.

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But Hud never touched any wall,

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unless he wanted to.

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(CROWD CHEERING)

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That rookie never saw

anything like that before.

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-Doc did that?

-Whoa! Are you kidding?

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Couldn't wipe the smile off his face

for a week after that.
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-(ALL LAUGH)

-(McQUEEN SIGHS)

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I wish I could've seen him like that.

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-Like what?

-So happy.

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SMOKEY: You didn't come all this way

for a quart of oil, did you?

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I need your help, Smokey.

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Yeah? What kind of help?

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That's just it, I'm not sure.

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All I know is if I lose in Florida...

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it's over for me.

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What happened to Doc

will happen to me.

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What did happen to him?

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You know,
racing was the best part of his life.

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And when it ended, he...

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Well, we both know he was

never the same after that.

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Is that what you think?

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Come on. I want to show you something.

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SMOKEY: You got the first part right.

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The crash broke Hud's body

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and the "no more racing"

broke his heart.

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He cut himself off.

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Disappeared to Radiator Springs.

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Son of a gun didn't talk to me
for 50 years.

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But then one day,
the letters started coming in.

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And every last one of them
was about you.

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Yeah, Hud loved racing.

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But coaching you?

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(SIGHS) I had never seen

the old grump so happy.

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Racing wasn't the best part of Hud's life.

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You were.

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You ready to blow out
a little carbon there, boy?

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Yes, I am!

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(SCREAMS)

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You give it too much throttle,

you're in the tulips.

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(CHUCKLES)

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Hey, Lightning. You might want

to take notes on this one.

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(LAUGHS)

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(CHUCKLES)

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HUDSON: You got a lot of stuff, kid.

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I miss...

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I miss my family.

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Family.

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That's me.

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There's Libby.

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And Buck.

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And Momma.

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And...

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And Poppa.

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Family.

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(SNIFFING)

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Huh?

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You don't understand. That's okay.

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Yes. That's your family.

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(SNIFFLES)

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I miss him.

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(HOWLING)

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(CONTINUES HOWLING)

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(BOTH HOWLING)

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Hud saw something in you

that you don't even see in yourself.

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Are you ready to go find it?

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Yes, sir.

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(SQUEAKING)
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We have a problem, mate.

Trouble at the Tooth Palace.
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JACK: North! North!
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I told you I'm not going with you guys!
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There is no way

I'm climbing into some rickety old...
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...sleigh?
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(SNORTING)
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Whoa, whoa, hey!
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(NORTH SPEAKING

FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
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(YETIS SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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Okay. One ride, but that's it.
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Everyone loves the sleigh!
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Bunny, what are you waiting for?
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I think my tunnels might be faster,

mate, and safer.
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-Ugh! Get in!

-Whoa!
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-NORTH: Buckle up!

-Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Where are the bloody seatbelts?
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Ha! That was just expression.

Are we ready?
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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Good. Let's go! Clear!
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Yah!
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-(BUNNY EXCLAIMS FEARFULLY)

-(LAUGHS)
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Out of the way!
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(BUNNY SCREAMING)
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(NORTH LAUGHS)
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Yah!
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BUNNY: Oh, no!
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(GASPS)
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BUNNY: Slow down! Slow down!
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(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
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I hope you like the loopty-loops.
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I hope you like carrots.
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Here we go!
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NORTH: Whoo-hoo!
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(BUNNY SCREAMING)
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(NORTH LAUGHING)
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NORTH: (SHOUTING JOYOUSLY)

Blastoff!
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Whoa! (LAUGHS)
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Ohhh...
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Hey, Bunny.
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Check out this view. (SCREAMS)
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North! He's...

(PANTING NERVOUSLY)
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Aw, you do care.
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Oh, rack off, you bloody show pony!
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Hold on, everyone! I know a shortcut.
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Oh, strewth, I knew I should've taken

the tunnels.
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I say Tooth Palace.
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Yah!
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(GASPS)
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What?
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Oh! Whoa!
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What are they?
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Whoa!
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They're taking the tooth fairies!
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(GRUNTS)
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(PANTING)
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Hey, little Baby Tooth, you okay?
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(SQUEAKS)
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-Here, take over.

-Huh?
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Yah!
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NORTH: Yah!
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They're stealing the teeth!
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-Jack, look out!

-(SCREAMS)
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(ALL GROAN)
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(TOOTH PANTS AND GASPS)
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Tooth! Are you all right?
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They... They took my fairies.
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And the teeth! All of them!
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Everything is gone.
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Everything.
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(SQUEALING)
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(GASPS) Oh, thank goodness.

One of you is all right.
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PITCH: I have to say,

this is very, very exciting.
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The Big Four, all in one place.
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I'm a little starstruck.
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Did you like my show

on the Globe, North?
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-Got you all together, didn't I?

-(SCOFFS)
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Pitch! You have got 30 seconds

to return my fairies!
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Or what?

You'll stick a quarter under my pillow?
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Why are you doing this?
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Maybe I want what you have.
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To be believed in.
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Maybe I'm tired of hiding under beds!
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Maybe that's where you belong!
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(SCOFFS) Go suck an egg, rabbit.
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(GRUNTS)
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Hang on. Is that Jack Frost?

(CHUCKLING)
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Since when are you all so chummy?
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We're not.
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Oh, good. A neutral party.
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Then I'm going to ignore you.
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But you must be used to that by now.
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Pitch, you shadow-sneaking ratbag,

come here!
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(SCREAMING)
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(GASPS)
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(LAUGHS) Whoa! Hey! Easy, girl, easy.
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Look familiar, Sandman?
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Took me a while

to perfect this little trick.
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Turning dreams into Nightmares.
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Don't be nervous.
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It only riles them up more.

They smell fear, you know.
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What fear? Of you? (LAUGHS)
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No one's been afraid of you

since the Dark Ages!
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Oh, the Dark Ages.
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Everyone frightened. Miserable.
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Such happy times for me.

Oh, the power I wielded.
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But then the Man in the Moon
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chose you to replace my fear

with your wonder and light.
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Lifting their hearts

and giving them hope.
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Meanwhile, everyone

wrote me off as just a bad dream!
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"Oh, there's nothing to be afraid of."
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"There's no such thing

as the Boogeyman!"

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Well, that's all about to change.
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Oh, look.
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It's happening already.
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What is?
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(GASPS)
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PITCH: Children are waking up
and realizing

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-the Tooth Fairy never came.

-(GIRL SOBBING)
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I mean, such a little thing.

But to a child...
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What's going on?
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They... They don't

believe in me anymore.
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Didn't they tell you, Jack?
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It's great being a Guardian.
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But there's a catch.
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If enough kids stop believing,
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everything your friends protect,
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wonder, hopes and dreams,

it all goes away.
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And little by little, so do they.
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(PITCH LAUGHS)
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No Christmas or Easter,
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or little fairies that come in the night.
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There will be nothing

but fear and darkness.
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And me.
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It's your turn not to be believed in.
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(YELLS)
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(GASPS)
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(GRUNTS)
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He's gone.
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BUNNY: Okay, all right, I admit it.
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You were right about Pitch.
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I'm sorry about the fairies.
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You should have seen them.

They put up such a fight.
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Why would Pitch take the teeth?
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It's not the teeth he wanted.
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It's the memories inside them.
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What do you mean?
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That's why we collect the teeth, Jack.
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They hold the most important memories

of childhood.
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My fairies and I watch over them.
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And when someone needs

to remember what's important,
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we help them.
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We had everyone's here.
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Yours, too.
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(STAMMERING) My memories?
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From when you were young.
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Before you became Jack Frost.
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But I wasn't anyone before

I was Jack Frost.
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Of course you were.
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We were all someone

before we were chosen.
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What?
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(LAUGHING)

You should have seen Bunny.
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Hey, I told you never to mention that!
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The night at the pond, I just...

I assumed...
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Are you saying...
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Are you saying I had a life before that,
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with a home and a family?
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You really don't remember?
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All these years,

the answers were right here.
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If I find my memories,

then I'll know why I'm here.
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You have to show me!
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I can't, Jack. Pitch has them.
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Then we have to get them back!
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(GASPS) Oh, no.
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The children!
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We're too late!
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No! No!
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No such thing as too late!
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Hmm...
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Wait, wait, wait, wait!
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-Idea! (LAUGHS)
-Huh?
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We will collect the teeth.
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What?
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We get teeth,

children keep believing in you!
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We're talking seven continents

and millions of kids!
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Give me break.
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You know how many toys

I deliver in one night?
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And eggs I hide in one day?
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And, Jack, if you help us,
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we will get you your memories.
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(LAUGHS)
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Ugh!
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I'm in.

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Seven hours ago,

we started this expedition

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with 200 of the finest men and women

I've ever known.

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We're all that's left.

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I won't sugarcoat it, gentlemen.

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We have a crisis on our hands.

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But we've been up

this particular creek before,

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and we've always come through,

paddle or no paddle.

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I see no reason

to change that policy now.

_________________________________

From here on in,

everyone pulls double duty.

_________________________________

Everyone drives, everyone works.

_________________________________

Looks like all our chances for survival

rest with you, Mr. Thatch.

_________________________________

You and that little book.

_________________________________

We're all gonna die.

_________________________________
ROURKE: Okay, people. Saddle up.

_________________________________

Lieutenant, I want this convoy

moving five minutes ago.

_________________________________

Moliere, you're on point.

_________________________________

No, Vinny, Audrey's taking the oiler.

_________________________________

You know the rules. I want you 50 yards

_________________________________

behind that truck at all times.

_________________________________

-And Packard, put out that cigarette.

-(HORN HONKING)

_________________________________

Are you sure you're checked out

on this class of vehicle?

_________________________________

-Uh...

-Can you drive a truck?

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)

Of course I can drive a truck.

_________________________________

I mean, sure, you got your steering,

_________________________________

and your gas, and your brake,

_________________________________

and of course, this metal-looking thing.

_________________________________

Okay, so it was a bumper car

at Coney Island,

_________________________________

but it's the same basic principle!

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

(BRAKES SQUEAL)

_________________________________

-(HORN BEEPS)

-DRIVER: Come on! Move it!

_________________________________
MILO: Sorry about... Sorry about that.

_________________________________

-(HORN HONKS)

-SECOND DRIVER: Come on, civilian!

_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

_________________________________

(LAUGHING) Quickly! Quickly!
_________________________________

Hop to it, rabbit! I'm five teeth ahead!
_________________________________

Yeah, right.

Look, I'd tell you to stay out of my way,
_________________________________

but, really, what's the point?
_________________________________

'Cause you won't be

able to keep up anyway.
_________________________________

Is that a challenge, cottontail?
_________________________________

Oh, you don't want to

race a rabbit, mate.
_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

A race? Is it a race?
_________________________________

This is going to be epic!
_________________________________

Four bicuspids over there!

An incisor two blocks east.
_________________________________

Is that a molar? They're everywhere!

Oh! Ow!
_________________________________

You okay?
_________________________________

I'm fine. Sorry.
_________________________________

It's been a really long time

since I've been out in the field.
_________________________________

How long is a long time?
_________________________________

440 years, give or take. (GASPS)
_________________________________

-(GIGGLES)

-Hmm.
_________________________________

Ha! (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

BUNNY: Ahhh!
_________________________________

_________________________________

(ROARING)

_________________________________

(CREATURES GROWLING)

_________________________________

Ah.

_________________________________

You didn't just drink that, did you?

_________________________________

-Mmm-hmm.

-That's not good.

_________________________________

That's nitroglycerin.

_________________________________

Don't move.

_________________________________

Don't breathe.

_________________________________

Don't do anything, except pray, maybe.

_________________________________

-Boom!

-(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________

_________________________________

Twins! (EXCLAIMS HAPPILY)
_________________________________

-Oh, jackpot!

-(SNORING)
_________________________________

Looks like you're a bit of a brumby,

eh, mate?
_________________________________

(NORTH LAUGHS)
_________________________________

-Is piece of pie. (GRUNTS)

-BUNNY: Ow!
_________________________________

(BOTH GRUNTING)
_________________________________

That's my tooth! Sandy! Sandy!
_________________________________

On! (LAUGHS)
_________________________________

-(SQUEAKS)

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

TOOTH: Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Take it easy there, champ.
_________________________________

He's one of us!

Part of the European division. Ca va?

_________________________________
(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

_________________________________
SWEET: (CHUCKLES) Yeah.
_________________________________

_________________________________

(LAUGHS TRIUMPHANTLY) Huh?
_________________________________

Ha! (LAUGHS TRIUMPHANTLY)
_________________________________

Crikey!
_________________________________

Yes!
_________________________________

JACK: No!
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Ho, ho, ho.
_________________________________

(NORTH YELLS)
_________________________________

Wow! You guys collect teeth

and leave gifts
_________________________________

as fast as my fairies.
_________________________________

You guys have been leaving gifts, right?
_________________________________

_________________________________
MILO: Good night!

Will you look at the size of this?

_________________________________

It's gotta be half a mile high, at least.

_________________________________

It must have taken hundred...

_________________________________

No, thousands of years

to carve this thing.

_________________________________

(EXPLOSION)

_________________________________

Hey, look, I made a bridge.

_________________________________

It only took me, like, what?

_________________________________

10 seconds, 11 tops.

_________________________________

(TEETH CHATTERING)
_________________________________

_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

(NORTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

NORTH: Ha!
_________________________________

_________________________________

Looks like we have a little roadblock.

_________________________________

Vinny, what do you think?

_________________________________

I could un-roadblock that

if I had about 200 of these.

_________________________________

Problem is, I only got about 10.

_________________________________

Plus, you know, five of my own,

_________________________________

and a couple of cherry bombs,

a road flare.

_________________________________

Hey, too bad we don't have

some nitroglycerin, eh, Milo?

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

Looks like we're gonna have to dig.

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

It will be my pleasure.

_________________________________

(COUGHING)

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

Stupid...

_________________________________

-(HORN BEEPS)

-Oh! Stupid!

_________________________________

I don't understand it.

_________________________________

I just tuned this thing up this morning.

_________________________________

-Um...

-It looks like the rotor's shot!

_________________________________

I'm gonna have to pull

a spare from one of the trucks.

_________________________________

-Can I...

-No toques nada!

_________________________________

I'll be right back.

_________________________________

-(HISSING)

-(CREATURE GROWLING)

_________________________________

She lives!

_________________________________

Hey, what'd you do?

_________________________________

Well, you know, the boiler in this baby

_________________________________

is a Humac model P-54 stroke 813.

_________________________________

Now, we got the 814

back at the museum.

_________________________________

The heating cores

on the whole Humac line

_________________________________

have always been a little,

you know, temperamental,

_________________________________

so sometimes you gotta... Boom!

_________________________________

Persuade 'em a little.

_________________________________

Yeah, yeah. Thank you very much.

_________________________________

Shut up.

_________________________________

Two for flinching.

_________________________________

(MOLE LAUGHING)
_________________________________

_________________________________

(WHINNYING)
_________________________________

The lights.
_________________________________

Why aren't they going out?
_________________________________

(NEIGHING)
_________________________________

They're collecting the teeth?
_________________________________

(WINGS FLUTTERING)
_________________________________

(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

Pipe down or I'll stuff a pillow with you!
_________________________________

-(GROWLS)

-(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

Fine. Have your last hurrah.
_________________________________

For tomorrow,
_________________________________

all your pathetic scrambling

will be for nothing.
_________________________________

_________________________________

(MORPH LAUGHS)

_________________________________

(COUGHS)

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

Well, this has been a fun day, huh?

_________________________________

Making new friends,

like that spider psycho.

_________________________________

"Spider psycho, spider psycho. "

_________________________________

Heh. A little uglier.

_________________________________

(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)

_________________________________

Pretty close.

_________________________________

SILVER: Well,

_________________________________

thank heavens for little miracles.

_________________________________

Up here for an hour,

_________________________________

and the deck's still in one piece.

_________________________________

Um...

_________________________________

Look, I...

_________________________________

What you did...

_________________________________

Thanks.

_________________________________

Didn't your pop ever teach you

_________________________________

to pick your fights a bit more carefully?

_________________________________

Your father not the teachin' sort?

_________________________________

No.

_________________________________

He was more the taking off

and never coming back sort.

_________________________________

Oh.

_________________________________

Sorry, lad.

_________________________________

Hey, no big deal. I'm doing just fine.

_________________________________

Is that so?

_________________________________

Well, since the captain

has put you in my charge,

_________________________________

like it or not, I'll be pounding a few skills

_________________________________

into that thick head of yours

to keep you out of trouble.

_________________________________

-What?

-From now on,

_________________________________

I'm not letting you out of me sight.

_________________________________

You can't do...

_________________________________

You won't so much as eat, sleep,

_________________________________

or scratch your bum without my say-so.

_________________________________

Don't do me any favors!

_________________________________

You can be sure of that, my lad.

_________________________________

You can be sure of that.

_________________________________

(LAUGHS)

_________________________________

Put some elbow into it.

_________________________________

I am a question to the woeld

_________________________________

Not an answer to be heard

_________________________________

Or a moment that's held in your arms

_________________________________

And what do you think you'd ever say

_________________________________

I won't listen anyway

_________________________________

You don't know me

_________________________________

And I'll never be

what you want me to be

_________________________________

And what do you think

you'd understand?

_________________________________

I'm a boy, no, I'm a man

_________________________________

You can take me and throw me away

_________________________________

And how can you learn

what's never shown

_________________________________

Yeah, you stand here on your own

_________________________________

They don't know me

_________________________________

'Cause I'm not here

_________________________________

And I want a moment to be real

_________________________________

Want to touch things I don't feel

_________________________________

Want to hold on and feel I belong

_________________________________

And how can the world

want me to change

_________________________________

They're the ones that stay the same

_________________________________

They don't know me

_________________________________

But I'm still here

_________________________________

And you see the things they never see

_________________________________

All you wanted I could be

_________________________________

Now you know me

_________________________________

And I'm not afraid

_________________________________

And I want to tell you who I am

_________________________________

Can you help me be a man?

_________________________________

They can't break me

_________________________________

As long as I know who I am

_________________________________

They can't tell me who to be

_________________________________

'Cause I'm not what they see

_________________________________

Yeah, the woeld is still sleeping

_________________________________

While I keep on dreaming for me

_________________________________

And the words

are just whispers and lies

_________________________________

That I'll never believe

_________________________________

And I want a moment to be real

_________________________________

Want to touch things I don't feel

_________________________________

Want to hold on and feel I belong

_________________________________

Whoa!

_________________________________

How can you say I never change?

_________________________________

They're the ones that stay the same

_________________________________

I'm the one now

_________________________________

'Cause I'm still here

_________________________________

I'm the one son still here

_________________________________

I'm still here

_________________________________

_________________________________

This is it. It's gotta be.

_________________________________
ROURKE: All right,

we'll make camp here.

_________________________________

Why is it glowing?

_________________________________

Pah! It is a natural phosphorescence.

_________________________________

That thing is going to

keep me up all night, I know it.

_________________________________

-(TRIANGLE JANGLING)

-COOKIE: Come and get it!

_________________________________

For the appetizer, Caesar salad,

_________________________________

escargot, and your oriental spring rolls.

_________________________________

-Yuck.

-I want the escargot.

_________________________________

Knock yourself out.

_________________________________

There you go, Milo.

_________________________________

Put some meat on them bones.

_________________________________

Thanks, Cookie.

That looks greasier than usual.

_________________________________

You like it? Well, have some more.

_________________________________

You're so skinny,

if you turned sideways

_________________________________

and stuck out your tongue,

you'd look like a zipper.

_________________________________

You know,

we've been pretty tough on the kid.

_________________________________

What do you say

we cut him some slack?

_________________________________

Yeah, you're right.

_________________________________

Hey, Milo!

Why don't you come sit with us?

_________________________________

Really? You don't mind?

_________________________________

Nah. Park it here.

_________________________________

Gee, this is great.

_________________________________

I mean, you know,

it's an honor to be included in your...

_________________________________

(FARTING)

_________________________________

(MOLE LAUGHING)

_________________________________

-Mole!

-Ah, forgive me.

_________________________________

I could not resist.

_________________________________

Hey, Milo,

don't you ever close that book?

_________________________________

Yeah, you must've read it

a dozen times by now.

_________________________________

I know, but this...

This doesn't make any sense.

_________________________________

See, in this passage here, the shepherd

_________________________________

seems to be leading up to something.

_________________________________

He calls it the heart of Atlantis.

_________________________________

It could be the power source

the legends refer to.

_________________________________

But then, it just... It cuts off.

_________________________________

It's almost like there's a missing page.

_________________________________

Kid, relax.

_________________________________

We don't get paid overtime.

_________________________________

I know, I know.

_________________________________

Sometimes I get a little carried away.

_________________________________

But hey, you know,

that's what this is all about, right?

_________________________________

I mean, discovery,

teamwork, adventure.

_________________________________

Unless, maybe...

_________________________________

You're just in it for the money.

_________________________________

-Money.

-Money.

_________________________________

I'm gonna say... Money.

_________________________________

(SIGHS) Well, I guess

I set myself up for that one.

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

What, is something

wrong with your neck?

_________________________________

Oh, yeah, I must've hurt it when...

_________________________________

Ah, ah!

_________________________________

Better?

_________________________________

Yeah!

_________________________________

Hey, how'd you learn how to do that?

_________________________________

-An Arapaho medicine man.

-Get outta here.

_________________________________

Born and raised with 'em.

My father was an army medic.

_________________________________

He settled down in the Kansas

Territory after he met my mother.

_________________________________

-No kidding.

-Nope.

_________________________________

I got a sheepskin from Howard U,

_________________________________

and a bearskin from old Iron Cloud.

_________________________________

Halfway through medical school,

I was drafted.

_________________________________

One day I'm studying gross anatomy

in the classroom,

_________________________________

the next, I'm sewing up Rough Riders

on San Juan Hill.

_________________________________

Main course.

_________________________________

I couldn't eat another bite.

_________________________________

I'm watching my weight.

_________________________________

(LAUGHS) Don't you worry.

_________________________________

It'll keep and keep and keep.

_________________________________

Thank God I lost my sense of taste

years ago.

_________________________________

_________________________________

(PULLEY SQUEAKING)

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

You having a little trouble there?

_________________________________

Get away from me.

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

Oh, Jimbo.

_________________________________

If I could maneuver a skiff

like that when I was your age,

_________________________________

they'd be bowing in the streets

when I walked by today.

_________________________________

"Bowing in the streets. "

_________________________________

I don't know.

_________________________________

They weren't exactly singing

my praises when I left home.

_________________________________

-Heh. Whew.

-"Whew. "

_________________________________

But I'm gonna change all that.

_________________________________

Are you now? How so?

_________________________________

Uh...

_________________________________

I got some plans.

_________________________________

Gonna make people

see me a little different.

_________________________________

Ooh.

_________________________________

Sometimes plans go astray.

_________________________________

Not this time.

_________________________________

Hmm.

_________________________________

Ooh...

_________________________________

(CHATTERS)

_________________________________

Oh. Thank you, Morphy.

_________________________________

So, how'd that happen anyway?

_________________________________

You give up a few things

chasing a dream.

_________________________________

Was it worth it?

_________________________________

Heh.

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

I'm hoping it is, Jimbo.

_________________________________

I most surely am.
_________________________________

_________________________________

Left central incisor,
_________________________________

knocked out in

a freak sledding accident.
_________________________________

I wonder how that

could've happened, Jack.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Kids, huh?
_________________________________

This was always the part I liked most.
_________________________________

Seeing the kids.
_________________________________

Why did I ever stop doing this?
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

It's a little different up close, huh?
_________________________________

Thanks for being here, Jack.
_________________________________

I wish I'd known about your memory.
_________________________________

I could have helped you.
_________________________________

Yeah, well...
_________________________________

Look, let's just get you taken care of.
_________________________________

Then it's Pitch's turn.
_________________________________

NORTH: (GRUNTING) Here you are!
_________________________________

Shh!
_________________________________

(BOY GRUMBLING)
_________________________________

(WHISPERING) What gives, slowpokes?
_________________________________

How you feeling, Toothy?
_________________________________

-Believed in.

-(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

That's what I want to hear.
_________________________________

Oh, I see how it is. All working together
_________________________________

to make sure the rabbit gets last place.
_________________________________

(SHUSHING)
_________________________________

You think I need help to beat a bunny?
_________________________________

Check it out, Peter Cottontail.
_________________________________

You call that a bag of choppers?
_________________________________

Now that's a bag of choppers.
_________________________________

Gentlemen, gentlemen.

This is about Tooth.
_________________________________

It's not a competition.
_________________________________

But if it was, I win! Yee-haw!
_________________________________

(GASPS) Oh, no.
_________________________________

(GASPS) Santa Claus?
_________________________________

-The Easter Bunny?

-(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Sandman?
_________________________________

The Tooth Fairy! I knew you'd come!
_________________________________

Surprise! We came. (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

He can see us?
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Most of us.
_________________________________

Shh! You guys, he's still awake.
_________________________________

Sandy, knock him out.
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

With the Dreamsand, you gumbies!
_________________________________

(GROWLING)
_________________________________

JAMIE: No, stop!

That's the Easter Bunny!
_________________________________

What are you doing, Abbey? Down!
_________________________________

All right, nobody panic.
_________________________________

But that's a greyhound.
_________________________________

Do you know what

greyhounds do to rabbits?
_________________________________

I think it's a pretty safe bet

he's never met a rabbit like me.
_________________________________

Six-foot-one,
_________________________________

nerves of steel.
_________________________________

Master of tai-chi

and the ancient art of...
_________________________________

Crikey!
_________________________________

JAMIE: Stop! Sit!
_________________________________

Down, girl, down!
_________________________________

BUNNY: Whoa!
_________________________________

NORTH: Sandy!
_________________________________

Sandy!
_________________________________

(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

BUNNY: She's rabid!

Get this dingo off me!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS) Oh, no.
_________________________________

Candy canes...
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

(SNORES)
_________________________________

JACK: Whoops.
_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING) Oh, I really wish

I had a camera right now.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

JACK: Sandy, come on!
We can find Pitch!

_________________________________

(SOPHIE GASPS)
_________________________________

(GIGGLING)
_________________________________

Pretty.
_________________________________

Bunny, hop, hop. Hop!
_________________________________

Ooh!
_________________________________

Ow!
_________________________________

(GIGGLING)
_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________

What... Huh?

_________________________________

_________________________________

Aren't you going to pitch up your tent?

_________________________________

Uh, I did.

_________________________________

I guess I'm still a little rusty at this.

_________________________________

I haven't gone camping since...

_________________________________

Well, since the last time

my grandpa took me.

_________________________________

I never got to meet your grandfather.

_________________________________

What was he like?

_________________________________

Where do you start?

_________________________________

He was like a father to me, really.

_________________________________

My parents died when I was

a little kid, and he took me in.

_________________________________

(LAUGHS)

_________________________________

-What?

-(MILO LAUGHS)

_________________________________

Well, I was just thinking.

_________________________________

One time, when I was eight,

_________________________________

we were hiking along this stream,

_________________________________

and I saw something

shining in the water.

_________________________________

It was a genuine arrowhead.

_________________________________

Well, you'd think I'd found

a lost civilization

_________________________________

the way Grandpa carried on about it.

_________________________________

It wasn't until I was older

that I realized that the arrowhead

_________________________________

was just some compressed shale

_________________________________

mixed with zinc pyrite that had fractured

_________________________________

into an isosceletic triangulate.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) That is so cute!

_________________________________

Say, Audrey, no offense,

_________________________________

but how does a teenager

become the chief mechanic

_________________________________

of a multimillion dollar expedition?

_________________________________

Well, I took this job

when my dad retired.

_________________________________

But the funny thing was

he always wanted sons, right?

_________________________________

One to run his machine shop

and the other

_________________________________

to be middleweight boxing champion.

_________________________________

But he got my sister and me instead.

_________________________________

So, what happened to your sister?

_________________________________

She's 24-0 with a shot

at the title next month.

_________________________________

Anyway, I'm saving up

_________________________________

so my papa and I

can open another shop.

_________________________________

Forget your jammies, Mrs. Packard?

_________________________________

I sleep in the nude.

_________________________________
SWEET: You're gonna

want a pair of these.

_________________________________

She sleepwalks.

_________________________________

Well, as far as me goes,

_________________________________

I just like to blow things up.

_________________________________

Come on, Vinny, tell the kid the truth.

_________________________________

My family owned a flower shop.

_________________________________

We would sell roses,

_________________________________

carnations, baby's breath, you name it.

_________________________________

One day, I'm making

_________________________________

about three dozen corsages

for this prom.

_________________________________

You know, the one

they put on their wrist.

_________________________________

And everybody, they come.

"Where is it?"

_________________________________

"When is it?"

"Does it match my dress?"

_________________________________

It's a nightmare.

_________________________________

Anyway, I guess

there was this leak next door

_________________________________

of gas or what. Boom!

_________________________________

No more Chinese laundry.

_________________________________

Blew me right through the front window.

_________________________________

It was like a sign from God.

_________________________________

I found myself that boom.

_________________________________

(MOLE CHUCKLING)

_________________________________

What's Mole's story?

_________________________________

Trust me on this one.

You don't wanna know.

_________________________________

Audrey, don't tell him. You shouldn't

have told me, but you did.

_________________________________

And now, I'm telling you,

you don't wanna know.

_________________________________
_________________________________
April–May 2018

_________________________________

_________________________________

(MIKE AND SULLEY SNORING)

_________________________________

Mmm, I know you're a princess

and I'm just a stable boy.

_________________________________

-(ALARM BUZZES)

-(KISSES)

_________________________________

-Yuck!

-(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

-Mom! What are you doing?

-Your grubby paw was in my bed!

_________________________________

(STAMMERS)

Were you kissing my hand?

_________________________________

(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

_________________________________

No. And what about you

with all your shedding?

_________________________________

-I don't shed.

-Really.

_________________________________

Uh...

_________________________________

-Excuse me.

-I just want to get my stuff.

_________________________________

-Would you just...

-Oh, hey. Come on!

_________________________________

-...let me get my stuff!

-(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

(MIKE YELPS)

_________________________________

-(BOTH GROANING)

-(CAMERA CLICKS)

_________________________________

First morning in the house.

_________________________________

That's going in the album!

_________________________________

-Guys! We got a letter!

-A letter?

_________________________________
TERRI: We never get mail.

_________________________________

-Oh! Sorry. It's stuck.

-Would you... Give me that!

_________________________________

Tentacles. (CHUCKLES) They're sticky.

_________________________________

(GASPS) It's the first event

of the Scare Games.

_________________________________

(ALL GASPING)

_________________________________

"A child's room is where you scare,

_________________________________

"but avoid the toxicity lurking there."

_________________________________

Wait a minute.

Where do they want us to meet?

_________________________________
_________________________________

(SNORING)

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

(BARKING)

_________________________________

Oh... (GROANS)

_________________________________

(YAWNING)

_________________________________

(SNIFFING)

_________________________________

(URINATING)

_________________________________

(URINATING STOPS)

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

(URINATING CONTINUES)

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

(SNORING)

_________________________________

(MILO YAWNING)

_________________________________

The redhead's got a gun. (SNORES)

_________________________________

(WIND WHOOSHING)

_________________________________

(WIND HOWLING)

_________________________________

(SPOT GASPS)

_________________________________

We should stop.

_________________________________

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

_________________________________

Stop!

_________________________________

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

_________________________________

JACK: (LAUGHS) Whoo!
_________________________________

Yes!
_________________________________

(CAT YOWLS)
_________________________________

(WHOOPING)
_________________________________

I got it.
_________________________________

Sandy!
_________________________________

Sandy, did you see that?
_________________________________

Look at this thing.
_________________________________

Frost?
_________________________________

You know, for a neutral party,
_________________________________

you spend an awful lot of time

with those weirdos.
_________________________________

This isn't your fight, Jack.
_________________________________

You made it my fight

when you stole those teeth!
_________________________________

Teeth? Why do you

care about the teeth?
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(PITCH LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Now this is who I'm looking for.
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

Remind me not to get on your bad side.
_________________________________

Okay, easy.

You can't blame me for trying, Sandy.
_________________________________

You don't know what it's like

to be weak and hated.
_________________________________

It was stupid of me

to mess with your dreams.
_________________________________

So, I'll tell you what.
_________________________________

You can have them back.

_________________________________

This feels familiar. Mom! Dad!

_________________________________
MARLIN: No. Dory! Dory! Wait! Wait.

_________________________________
DORY: Mom! Dad!

_________________________________
MARLIN: Stop yelling for a second.

Do you really think your parents...

_________________________________

are just gonna be floating around here

waiting for you?

_________________________________

Well, I don't know, but there's only

one way to find out. Mom! Dad!

_________________________________

-Yell louder, Dory.

-Mom! Dad!

_________________________________

-Sh!

-(GASPS) What was that?

_________________________________

Wait. I've heard that before.

I remember someone saying, "Sh."

_________________________________

Yes, well done. That was me.

One minute ago.

_________________________________

ALL: Sh!

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

Please. Have you seen

my mommy and daddy?

_________________________________

Their names are Jenny and Charlie.

_________________________________

ALL: Sh!

_________________________________

(GASPS) Jenny and Charlie.

_________________________________
MARLIN: What? Jenny and what?

_________________________________

Those are their names!

My parents are Jenny and Charlie!

_________________________________

-Dory, wait!

-Jenny!

_________________________________
MARLIN: Can't we just take

a moment to come up with a plan?

_________________________________

-Jenny! Charlie!

-Sh!

_________________________________

-Are you crazy?

-Sorry, she's a little excited.

_________________________________

-Jenny! Charlie!

-Dory, stop yelling for a second.

_________________________________

It's not a good idea

to come into a new neighborhood...

_________________________________

and call this much attention to yourself.

_________________________________

You don't understand. I remembered

my parent's names! Jenny! Charlie!

_________________________________

These crabs are locals and I

get the feeling they're shushing...

_________________________________
us for a reason. You might wake up

something dangerous.

_________________________________

Are you talking about like

something with one big eye...

_________________________________

tentacles, and a snappy thing?

_________________________________

Well, that's very specific,

but something like that, yes.

_________________________________

You just in general don't want to...

_________________________________

(CRABS GASP)

_________________________________

(WHINNYING)
_________________________________

(SNORTING)
_________________________________

You take the ones on the left,
_________________________________

I'll take the ones on the right?

_________________________________

(FLIES BUZZING)

_________________________________

Oh, my goodness. Okay.

_________________________________

There's a mistake. We're backing away.

Let us live and we will...

_________________________________

We'll worship you. We'll build a...

Do you like a monument?

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

(SHIP GROANS)

_________________________________

Ah! Ooh! Ah!

_________________________________

Ah!

_________________________________

Holy... Whoa!

_________________________________

What the devil?

_________________________________

Good heavens.

_________________________________

The star Pelusa,

_________________________________

it's gone supernova!

_________________________________

Arlo, move.

_________________________________

Fire.

_________________________________

Run, Arlo!

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

Boo!

_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

Fire!

_________________________________

I'm gonna kill him.

_________________________________

Thatch, go back to bed.

_________________________________

Get some water on that fire!

_________________________________
ROURKE: No time!

_________________________________

Get us into those caves!

_________________________________

Move it! Move it! Move it!

_________________________________

Evasive action, Mr. Turnbuckle!

_________________________________

Aye-aye, Captain.

_________________________________

All hands, fasten your lifelines!

_________________________________

(SHOUTING)

_________________________________
MARLIN: Oh! Ooh! Whoa!

Swim for your life!

_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)

_________________________________

(SCREAMING CONTINUES)

_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________

(ALL EXCLAIM IN SURPRISE)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(YELLING)

_________________________________

Mr. Arrow, secure those sails!

_________________________________

Secure all sails!

_________________________________

Reef them down, men!

_________________________________

Yeah, baby! Ba-boom!

(LAUGHS)

_________________________________

-Aah!

-Silver!

_________________________________

Whoa. Thanks, lad.

_________________________________
COOKIE: Ya-ha! Gertie, pull!

_________________________________

Milo, jump! Right now!

_________________________________

(YELLING)

_________________________________

Captain, the star!

_________________________________

It's devolving into a... (GASPS)

_________________________________

A black hole!

_________________________________

We're being pulled in! Ohh!

_________________________________

No, you don't, you...

_________________________________

Blast these waves!

They're so deucedly erratic!

_________________________________

No, Captain. They're not erratic at all.

_________________________________

There'll be one more

in precisely 47.2 seconds,

_________________________________

followed by the biggest

magilla of them all!

_________________________________

Of course! Brilliant, Doctor!

_________________________________

We'll ride that last magilla out of here.

_________________________________

All sails secured, Captain!

_________________________________

Good man!

Now release them immediately!

_________________________________

Aye, Captain. You heard her, men.

_________________________________

Unfurl those sails.

_________________________________

-What?

-But we just finished...

_________________________________

-Tying them down!

-Make up your blooming minds!

_________________________________

Mr. Hawkins,

_________________________________

make sure all lifelines

are secured good and tight!

_________________________________

Aye-aye, Captain.

_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Come on!
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

You might want to duck.

_________________________________

Lifelines secured, Captain!

_________________________________

Very good!

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

Aah!

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

(TIRES SCREECHING)

_________________________________

We've got to help Sandy!
_________________________________

NORTH: Yah!

_________________________________

(NEMO SCREAMS)

_________________________________

-Nemo!

-Nemo!

_________________________________

No!

_________________________________

-NORTH: Jack!

-(PITCH LAUGHING)

_________________________________

Dad!

_________________________________

-Nemo!

-Dad!

_________________________________

PITCH: Don't fight the fear, little man!
_________________________________

Hurry! Hurry, Jack!
_________________________________

I'd say "sweet dreams,"

but there aren't any left.

_________________________________

No!

_________________________________

Nemo, hold on to me and don't let go!

_________________________________

Dad!

_________________________________

(CREAKING)

_________________________________

No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

_________________________________

Sandy?
_________________________________

No!

_________________________________

(YELLING) No!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

No, no! No!

_________________________________

(GASPS AND SCREAMS)

_________________________________

(MARLIN GRUNTS)

_________________________________

(DORY PANTING)

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

Dory! Dory, slow down!

We're not being chased any more.

_________________________________

Are you sure? (SCREAMS)

_________________________________

(CRASHING)

_________________________________

-Jack!

-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Jack, how did you do that?
_________________________________

I didn't know I could.
_________________________________

(LAUGHING MALICIOUSLY)
_________________________________

Finally!
_________________________________

Someone who knows

how to have a little fun!

_________________________________

DOPPLER: Captain, the last wave!

_________________________________

Here it comes!

_________________________________

Hold on to your lifelines, gents!

_________________________________

It's gonna be a bumpy ride!

_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)

_________________________________

(BOOMING)

_________________________________

Oof!

_________________________________

(CREW LAUGHING)

_________________________________

(CHEERING)

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

(DORY GRUNTS)

_________________________________

Jenny and Charlie!

_________________________________

I just remembered their names!

We have to keep going. We're so close.

_________________________________

-Huh?

-Nemo, are you hurt?

_________________________________

(GASPS) Oh, my goodness! Nemo!

Are you okay? What happened?

_________________________________

-Not now, Dory. Please!

-Oh, no.

_________________________________

-Nemo. Oh, no. Oh, no.

-I'm okay.

_________________________________

Oh, Nemo. I'm sorry. Okay. I'm sorry.

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

Oh, my goodness! Nemo, are you okay?

_________________________________

I said, "Not now." You've done enough.

_________________________________

I have? Oh, no. But I can fix it.

I can. I'll go get help.

_________________________________

You know what you can do, Dory?

You can go wait over there.

_________________________________

Go wait over there and forget.

It's what you do best.

_________________________________

You're right. I don't know why I thought

I could do this.

_________________________________

Find my family. I can't do this.

I'm so sorry. I'll fix it.

_________________________________

-NEMO: I'm okay.

-Well, I'm gonna get help. Okay?

_________________________________

Okay? I can do that. I'll be...

It'll be all right, Nemo.

_________________________________

Captain! That... Oh, my goodness.

That was...

_________________________________

That was absolutely...

That was the most...

_________________________________

Oh, tish-tosh. Actually, Doctor,

_________________________________

your astronomical advice

was most helpful.

_________________________________

Well, uh, uh, thank you.

Thank you very much.

_________________________________

Well, I have a lot of help

to offer anatomically...

_________________________________

Amanamonically... Astronomically.

_________________________________

Well, I must congratulate you,

Mr. Silver.

_________________________________

It seems your cabin boy

_________________________________

did a bang-up job with those lifelines.

_________________________________

(BOTH CHUCKLE)

_________________________________

All hands accounted for, Mr. Arrow?

_________________________________

Mr. Arrow?

_________________________________

I'm afraid Mr. Arrow has been lost.

_________________________________

His lifeline was not secured.

_________________________________

No, I checked them all.

_________________________________

I... I did. I checked them all.

They were secure.

_________________________________

I swear.

_________________________________

Mr. Arrow was

_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT)

_________________________________

a fine spacer,

_________________________________

finer than most of us

could ever hope to be,

_________________________________

but he knew the risks, as do we all.

_________________________________

Resume your posts. We carry on.

_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)

_________________________________

_________________________________

(TINKLING)

_________________________________

_________________________________

All right, who's not dead? Sound off.

_________________________________

-(GROANING)

-(MUTTERING)

_________________________________
COOKIE: Danged lightning bugs

done bit me on my sit upon.

_________________________________

Somebody's gonna have to

suck out that poison.

_________________________________

Now, don't everybody jump up at once.

_________________________________

(SIGHING)

_________________________________
ROURKE: Audrey,

give me a damage report.

_________________________________

Not as bad as it could have been.

_________________________________

We totaled rigs two and seven,

_________________________________

but the digger looks like it'll still run.

_________________________________

Lucky for us

we landed in something soft.

_________________________________

Pumice ash.

_________________________________

We are standing at the base

of a dormant volcano.

_________________________________
HELGA: It just keeps going.

_________________________________

Maybe that's our ticket outta here.

_________________________________

Maybe not.

_________________________________

The magma has solidified

in the bowels of the volcano,

_________________________________

effectively blocking the exit.

_________________________________

I got the same problem with sauerkraut.

_________________________________

Hold on. Back up.

_________________________________

Are you saying this whole volcano

can blow at any time?

_________________________________

No, no, no, no.

_________________________________

That would take

an explosive force of great magnitude.

_________________________________

(SPRING BOINGING)

_________________________________

Maybe I should do this later, huh?

_________________________________

If we could blow the top off of that thing,

_________________________________

we'd have a straight shot to the surface.

_________________________________

Mr. Thatch, what do you think?

_________________________________

Mr. Thatch?

_________________________________

Thatch?

_________________________________

_________________________________

Of all the sewers on campus,

this one has always been my favorite.

_________________________________

Art, you've been here before?

_________________________________

I have a life outside of the house,

you know.

_________________________________

(CROWD CHEERING)

_________________________________

Welcome to your worst nightmare,

_________________________________

the Scare Games!

_________________________________

(CHEERING CONTINUES)

_________________________________

CROWD: (CHANTING)

Scare Games! Scare Games!

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Yes! Yes, I love it!

_________________________________

I love this energy!

_________________________________

Okay. Okay, everybody.

_________________________________
CLAIRE: Let's hear it for the
frats and sororities

_________________________________

competing in this year's games...

_________________________________

-Jaws Theta Chi!

-(ALL CHEER)

_________________________________
BROCK: Python Nu Kappa!

_________________________________

Slugma Slugma Kappa!

_________________________________

(ALL GRUNT)

_________________________________
BROCK: Roar Omega Roar!

_________________________________

(ALL ROARING)

_________________________________
CLAIRE: Eta Hiss Hiss!

_________________________________

(HISSES)

_________________________________

And finally, Oozma Kappa.

_________________________________

(SILENCE)

_________________________________

Yay! Whoo-hoo!

_________________________________

Hi, Mom!

_________________________________

-Smile!

-(CAMERA CLICKS)

_________________________________

(GROANS)

_________________________________

Let's begin the first competition,

_________________________________

-the Toxicity Challenge!

-(ALL CHEERING)

_________________________________

Human children are toxic!

_________________________________

And anything they touch is toxic.

_________________________________
BROCK: We don't have any human toys,

_________________________________

but thanks to MU's biology department,

_________________________________

we found a close second,

_________________________________

-the stinging glow urchin!

-(ALL GASP)

_________________________________

(ALL MURMURING)

_________________________________

Trust me when I say,

_________________________________

you are not gonna

want to touch this bad boy!

_________________________________

I want to touch it.

_________________________________

And you certainly don't want

to touch any of its friends.

_________________________________

(ALL GASP)

_________________________________

Yeah, I want to touch them.

_________________________________

This is the starting line.

_________________________________

The light at the end of the tunnel

is the finish line.

_________________________________

And whoever comes in last

is eliminated from the games.

_________________________________

-Mike...

-(GASPS) What is it?

_________________________________

Does that mean if we lose, we're out?

_________________________________

-Don't worry, Smoothie.

-Squishy!

_________________________________

Squishy. We're not going to lose,

_________________________________

because we have everything

we need to win right here.

_________________________________

Heart.

_________________________________

No! Me. I'm going to win the race for us.

_________________________________
SULLEY: All right, all right.

That's very cute,

_________________________________

but move, move, move.

I'm going to win this.

_________________________________

It's an obstacle course.

What are you going to do? Roar at it?

_________________________________

I can get through

faster than you, little guy.

_________________________________

Take your place at the starting line!

_________________________________

This is all about teamwork.

_________________________________

Everybody, stick together.

_________________________________

I'm going to beat you

over that finish line.

_________________________________

Get ready to eat my dust.

_________________________________

Hey, guys, should we huddle up?

_________________________________

Attention, teams. One last thing.

_________________________________

Scarers work in the dark.

_________________________________

(CRACKLING)

_________________________________

-I want to go home!

-On your marks...

_________________________________

Hey, uh, good luck, ladies.

_________________________________

Thanks! We're going to

rip you to pieces!

_________________________________

What?

_________________________________

-(ALL HISSING)

-(BOTH GASP)

_________________________________
BROCK: ...get set...

_________________________________

-Go!

-(ALL YELLING)

_________________________________

I'm going to touch them!

_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

(ALL PANTING)

_________________________________

Ow!

_________________________________

Come on!

_________________________________

Uh, guys!

We're falling behind a little! Fellas!

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

Cheese and crackers! (GROANS)

_________________________________

Son of a moustache!

_________________________________

Salisbury steak, that hurts!

_________________________________

Is that as fast as you can go?

_________________________________

-Just getting started!

-What the...

_________________________________

(CROWD JEERING)

_________________________________

Whoa! Ah!

_________________________________

Oh... Ah!

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

That's got to hurt!

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

(GROANS) Ow, ow, ow...

_________________________________

-Ooh!

-Terry!

_________________________________

Don't worry, we'll be fi...

_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAM)

_________________________________

-(BOTH GROAN)

-(YELPING)

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

(BOTH SNIGGER)

_________________________________

Ha-ha!

_________________________________

(GASPS) Oh...

_________________________________

Uh-oh. Yikes!

_________________________________

Ow! Ow, ow, ow...

_________________________________

(ROARS)

_________________________________

(BOTH PANTING)

_________________________________
BROCK: Roar Omega Roar wins!

_________________________________

(BOTH GRUNT)

_________________________________

(BOTH ROARING)

_________________________________

(BOTH GROAN)

_________________________________

-(BOTH PANTING)

-Take that, Wazowski!

_________________________________

Are you delirious? I beat you!

_________________________________

Get your eye checked!

_________________________________

Oh, way to blow it, Oozmas!

_________________________________

Hey! Second place ain't bad.

_________________________________
BROCK: Second place, Jaws Theta Chi!

_________________________________

What?

_________________________________

Your whole team

has to cross the finish line.

_________________________________
BROCK: Third place, EEKs!

_________________________________

-Fourth place, PNKs!

-MIKE: No.

_________________________________

-Fifth place, HSS!

-No, no, no!

_________________________________
BROCK: And in last place,

_________________________________

Oozma Kappa.

_________________________________

I can't feel my anything.

_________________________________

Oh... Shocker! Oozma Kappa

has been eliminated!

_________________________________

No.

_________________________________

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

Don't look so surprised, Mr. Wazowski.

_________________________________

It would have taken a miracle

for you to...

_________________________________

Attention, everyone.

We have an announcement.

_________________________________

Jaws Theta Chi has been disqualified.

_________________________________

(ALL GASP)

_________________________________

The use of illegal protective gel

is cause for elimination.

_________________________________

What!

_________________________________

(GROANS)

_________________________________

Which means Oozma Kappa

is back in the games!

_________________________________

It's a miracle!

_________________________________

Your luck will run out, eventually.

_________________________________

This is going to be harder than I thought.

_________________________________
_________________________________
May 2018
_________________________________

_________________________________

(SNIFFING)

_________________________________

Where's the river?

_________________________________

(STAMMERING) I've lost the river.

_________________________________
ARLO: I'm never getting home.

_________________________________

I'm never getting home.

_________________________________

Help! Help! Help!

_________________________________

Aw, say, friend, are you wounded?

_________________________________

No. I'm not hurt.

_________________________________

Oh, good. Thank goodness for that.

_________________________________

Uh, Coldfront, Downpour,

keep looking for wounded folk.

_________________________________

Wait. I'm lost. I need to get home.

Clawtooth Mountain.

_________________________________

Uh... (CLICKING)

Clawtooth Mount...

_________________________________

Oh, you mean the mountain

range with the three points.

_________________________________

-Yes!

-Yeah!

_________________________________

Oh, yeah. I've been there.

Uh, but you know, kid... Mmm.

_________________________________

You're not even close.

Still, I know the way.

_________________________________

My name's Arlo.

_________________________________

(LAUGHS)

_________________________________

I'm sorry. I just... I used to have

a name like that once.

_________________________________

That was before

I started following the storm!

_________________________________

The storm?

_________________________________

The storm swept me out.

I was afraid for my life,

_________________________________

but the storm gave me a relevation.

_________________________________

And I wasn't scared anymore.

_________________________________

You mean a revelation?

_________________________________

No! A relevation. Okay?

_________________________________

I was at a real low point. You know?

_________________________________

And the storm swept me up

to a real high point,

_________________________________

and then left me at a higher relevation.

_________________________________
ARLO: Wow.

_________________________________

Yeah, wow.

_________________________________

That's when the storm gave me my

new name because... What do we say?

_________________________________

The storm provides.

_________________________________

The storm provides.

You can call me Thunderclap.

_________________________________

Thunderclap.

Can you help me get home?

_________________________________

Uh, yeah, well... Uh, maybe. Oh!

_________________________________

But first, we just need to check the area.

_________________________________

There's plenty of folks in a bad way

after a storm like this, don't you know?

_________________________________

Uh, Thunderclap,

I found someone! Over here!

_________________________________

(BOTH GRUNTING)

_________________________________

(CHITTERING)

_________________________________

You know,

we could use your help, friend.

_________________________________

Uh...

_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-(SHATTERING)

_________________________________
THUNDERCLAP: Whoa! Yeah!

That is great.

_________________________________

(TRILLING)

_________________________________

(SQUEAKING)

_________________________________

It's a critter.

_________________________________

Ah! A freed critter. Thanks to you.

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

(GAGGING)

_________________________________

You know, I just want to take a moment

and thank the storm for this meal.

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________

(SCREECHES) Don't think

you can mess with me.

_________________________________

I've seen the eye of the storm!

_________________________________

And I forgot what fear is!

_________________________________

I'm not afraid of anything.

_________________________________
DOWNPOUR: No, I didn't say you were.

_________________________________

Hey, where are you going, friend?

_________________________________

I'm... I need to get home.

_________________________________

And I said we would get you home.

_________________________________

(SNIFFS)

_________________________________

Friend, you have a critter of your own.

_________________________________

Oh, I smell it. (TRILLING)

One of the juicy ones.

_________________________________

Where is it?

_________________________________

He's hiding. Over there.

By that big rock.

_________________________________

(SPOT GASPS)

_________________________________

-The storm provides.

-No!

_________________________________

-Spot!

-THUNDERCLAP: Get him!

_________________________________

(THUNDERCLAP AND

DOWNPOUR LAUGHING)

_________________________________
THUNDERCLAP: Hey, slow down.

There's no place to hide, yellow belly.

_________________________________
DOWNPOUR:

Come back with that critter!

_________________________________
ARLO: Help! Help!

_________________________________

(PTERODACTYLS SCREECHING)

_________________________________

Help!

_________________________________

-(SCREAMS)

-(ROARING)

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

(ROARING)

_________________________________

-(GROWLING)

-(SCREECHING)

_________________________________

(ROARING)

_________________________________

(ROARING)

_________________________________

(ARLO BREATHING SHAKILY)

_________________________________

-Hey, you okay, kid?

-Yes.

_________________________________

I hate those kind. Lying sons

of crawdads picking on a kid.

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

(PANTING)

_________________________________

Well, ain't you just the cutest thing.

_________________________________

(SNIFFS)

_________________________________

He likes you.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) Imagine that, Ramsey.

Even with your stinky face.

_________________________________

Nash! Boundaries.

This is my personal bubble.

_________________________________

Nah, that ain't your bubble.

This is your bubble.

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

Nash, get out of your sister's bubble.

_________________________________

You got no business being out here.

_________________________________

Yes, sir. I don't. I'm trying to get home,

but I lost the river.

_________________________________

Please, my momma needs me.

_________________________________

-Take it easy, kid.

-Do you know where the river is?

_________________________________

What river? There's tons of rivers

around these parts.

_________________________________

By Clawtooth Mountain.

It has three points.

_________________________________

Don't know that one.

_________________________________

We're heading south to a watering hole.

_________________________________

Come with us.

Someone there might help you.

_________________________________

We ain't got time for baby-sitting,

_________________________________

we got longhorns to round up.

_________________________________

My genius brother

lost our whole herd in one day.

_________________________________

I did not lose them, Ramsey.

_________________________________

How many times I got to tell you this?

They just wandered off.

_________________________________

We still got to find them.

We can't help you, kid.

_________________________________

Wait! But what if we could help you?

_________________________________

Spot can sniff out anything.

I've seen him do it.

_________________________________

He can find your longhorns.

_________________________________

Hey!

_________________________________

Come on, Spot. Sniff it out, boy.

_________________________________

(SNIFFING)

_________________________________
ARLO: Good boy, Spot.

_________________________________

(BUTCH GROANS)

_________________________________

_________________________________

It weren't your fault, you know.

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

Why, half the crew would be

spinning in that black abyss...

_________________________________

Look, don't you get it? I screwed up!

_________________________________

For two seconds, I thought that maybe

_________________________________

I could do something right, but...

_________________________________

Aagh! I just...

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

Just forget it. Forget it.

_________________________________

Now, you listen to me, James Hawkins.

_________________________________

You got the makings of greatness in ya,

_________________________________

but you gotta take the helm

and chart your own course.

_________________________________

Stick to it, no matter the squalls,

_________________________________

and when the time comes

you get the chance

_________________________________

to really test the cut of your sails

_________________________________

and show what you're made of,

well, I hope I'm there

_________________________________

catching some of the light

coming off ya that day.

_________________________________

(SNIFFLES)

_________________________________

(SOBS SOFTLY)

_________________________________

There, there.

_________________________________

Lad, it's all right, Jimbo.

_________________________________

It's all right.

_________________________________

Now, Jim, I...

_________________________________

I best be getting about my watch,

_________________________________

and you best be getting some shut-eye.

_________________________________

(CHATTERING)

_________________________________

Getting in too deep here, Morphy.

_________________________________

Next thing ya know,

they'll be saying I've gone soft.

_________________________________

_________________________________
Are you all right?
_________________________________

I just...
_________________________________

I wish I could've done something.
_________________________________

Done something?
_________________________________

Jack, you stood up to Pitch.

You saved us!
_________________________________

But Sandy...
_________________________________

Would be proud of what you did.
_________________________________

I don't know who you were

in your past life.
_________________________________

But in this life, you are Guardian.
_________________________________

But how can I know who I am

until I find out who I was?
_________________________________

You will.
_________________________________

I feel it
_________________________________

in my belly.
_________________________________

TOOTH: Look how fast they're going out.

_________________________________
It's fear.
_________________________________

He's tipped the balance.
_________________________________

Hey, buck up, you sad sacks!
_________________________________

We can still turn this around!
_________________________________

Easter is tomorrow.
_________________________________

And I need your help.

I say we pull out all the stops
_________________________________

and we get those little lights

flickering again.
_________________________________

Bunny is right.
_________________________________

As much as it pains me

to say, old friend,
_________________________________

this time, Easter is more

important than Christmas.
_________________________________

Hey, did everyone hear that?
_________________________________

We must hurry to the warren.

Everyone! To the sleigh!
_________________________________

Oh, no, mate.

My warren, my rules. Buckle up.
_________________________________

-(BANGING)

-Shostakovich!
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHTER)
_________________________________

"Buckle up." Is very funny.
_________________________________

Welcome to the warren.
_________________________________

(SNIFFING) Something's up.
_________________________________

(SKITTERING)
_________________________________

(HIGH-PITCHED SCREAM)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(ALL YELLING)
_________________________________

Sophie?
_________________________________

(ALL CHUCKLE NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

-Elf, elf, elf!

-What is she doing here?
_________________________________

Ah, snow globe.
_________________________________

Crikey! Somebody do something.
_________________________________

Oh, don't look at me.

I'm invisible, remember?
_________________________________

Elf! Elf!
_________________________________

Don't worry, Bunny.

I bet she's a fairy fan.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

-It's okay, little one.

-Pretty.
_________________________________

Oh! You know what?

I've got something for you!
_________________________________

Here it is!
_________________________________

Look at all the pretty teeth,
_________________________________

with little blood and gum on them!
_________________________________

(WAILING)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Blood and gums?
_________________________________

When was the last time
_________________________________

you guys actually hung out with kids?
_________________________________

Peek-a-boo!
_________________________________

We are very busy bringing joy

to children.
_________________________________

-We don't have time...

-(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

-For children.

-BUNNY: Hmm.
_________________________________

If one little kid can ruin Easter,
_________________________________

then we're in worse shape

than I thought.
_________________________________

(SOPHIE EXCLAIMING HAPPILY)
_________________________________

You want to paint some eggs? Yeah?
_________________________________

-Okay.

-Come on.
_________________________________

Rimsky-Korsakov!
_________________________________

That's a lot of eggs.
_________________________________

Uh, how much time do we have?
_________________________________

(BOTH EXCLAIMING HAPPILY)
_________________________________

BUNNY: All right, troops,

it's time to push back.
_________________________________

That means eggs everywhere!
_________________________________

Heaps of you in every high-rise,
_________________________________

-farmhouse, and trailer park!

-(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

In tennis shoes and cereal bowls.
_________________________________

Oh, there will be bathtubs filled

with my beautiful googies!
_________________________________

(BELL RINGING)
_________________________________

Okay, that's a little strange.
_________________________________

BUNNY: No, mate.
_________________________________

That's adorable.
_________________________________

There will be springtime!

On every continent!
_________________________________

And I'm bringing hope with me!
_________________________________

(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
_________________________________

BUNNY: Too Christmas-y, mate.

Paint them blue.
_________________________________

(SHOUTS GIBBERISH)
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

Oh, what's over there?
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Oh, that's a beauty!
_________________________________

Now, all we got to do is get him

and his little mates
_________________________________

through the tunnels to the top
_________________________________

and we'll have ourselves Easter.
_________________________________

(SIGHS) Not bad.
_________________________________

(SOPHIE SIGHS DEEPLY)
_________________________________

Not bad yourself.
_________________________________

Look, I'm sorry about the whole...
_________________________________

You know, the kangaroo thing.
_________________________________

-It's the accent, isn't it?

-(JACK CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Oh, poor little ankle-biter.

Look at her. All tuckered out.
_________________________________

I love her.
_________________________________

(SOPHIE SIGHS)
_________________________________

I think it's time to get her home.
_________________________________

How about I take her home?
_________________________________

-Jack, no. Pitch is...

-No match for this.
_________________________________

Which is why we need you here with us.
_________________________________

Trust me. I'll be quick as a bunny.
_________________________________

(SOPHIE BREATHING DEEPLY)
_________________________________

Ooh.
_________________________________

JAMIE'S MOM: Sophie? Is that you?
_________________________________

(SQUEAKS)
_________________________________

We should get back.

_________________________________

_________________________________

Wanna get rich
playing video games?
_________________________________

Click right here
to find out how.
_________________________________

-Back off, pop-up!
-(GROANING)
_________________________________

POP-UP BLOCKER:
Right this way, miss.
_________________________________

Dang pop-up blockers.
_________________________________

Why does everybody
gotta be so mean?
_________________________________

Ooh! There he is! Oh, thank
goodness you're still here!
_________________________________

Me and my friend here, we got

24 hours to make $27,001...
_________________________________

or she loses her game.
_________________________________

Yeah, can you please tell us
_________________________________
how to get rich
playing video games?
_________________________________

(STAMMERING)
You bet! (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Come on, click here and
I'll take you to my website.
_________________________________
(RALPH EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________
(RALPH GROANS)
_________________________________

You got an ample carriage
there, buster. (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Causing a little drag.
_________________________________

Sorry. You're getting close
to the edge.
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

RALPH: You see the...?
The edge. The edge! (SHOUTS)
_________________________________
(ENGINE SPUTTERING)
_________________________________

SPAMLEY: By the way,
my name is JP Spamley...
_________________________________

and I'd like to welcome
the both of you
_________________________________
to the Spamley family.
_________________________________
(SPAMLEY CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

All right,
step into my parlor.
_________________________________

This is your website?
_________________________________

I know what you're thinking,
not to worry.

_________________________________

My anti-virus guy
was just here.

_________________________________
-Clean as a...
-(RAT SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
Oh! (GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Dang it!
_________________________________

Oh, my gosh.
That's embarrassing.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Anyway,
I know it's a bit of a mess...
_________________________________

Hey, Gord!
_________________________________

But I do have a system here,
I really do.
_________________________________

If I can just find that...
Gord!
_________________________________

-I just got to find this list.
-(BOTH SHRIEK)
_________________________________

SPAMLEY: Oh, there you are.
_________________________________

These guys are looking to get

rich playing video games.
_________________________________

What do you got for them,
partner?
_________________________________

Thank you.
_________________________________

"Fishwife's amulet,
Wizard Quest, three dollars."
_________________________________

"Foxhole hammer, Zombie
Crusades, five dollars"?
_________________________________

Now, those there are
_________________________________
some of your more commonplace,
low-dollar items.
_________________________________

Can you back up a sec,
Mr. Spamley?
_________________________________

Um, you're saying if we find
_________________________________
the Golden Cleats

from Pro League Soccer...
_________________________________
 we find those and bring them
back here to you...
_________________________________
then a human being in the
real world will pay us $15?
_________________________________

Yes, ma'am.
_________________________________

Welcome to the exciting world
of loot hunting.
_________________________________

Folks go into games...
_________________________________

they harvest
the most coveted items...
_________________________________
and they sell them
on my website
_________________________________

to the highest bidder. Ha-ha?
_________________________________

Okay, but here's the thing...
_________________________________

we need like
a buttload of money.
_________________________________

So, do you have any more

lucrative items, maybe?
_________________________________

Gord!
_________________________________
-Gord!
-(BOTH SHRIEK)
_________________________________

Oh, there you are.
_________________________________

Thank you, buddy.
You're such a nice guy.

_________________________________

Is $40,000 lucrative
enough for you?
_________________________________
-Whoa!
-Whoa.
_________________________________

It's more than enough.
_________________________________
I got a guy
in Des Moines, Iowa...
_________________________________

who will pay 40 grand
for Shank's car...
_________________________________

from a game
called Slaughter Race.

_________________________________
A racing game?
_________________________________

That's right. Slaughter Race
is the most popular
_________________________________

online racing game out there.
_________________________________

However,
it is wicked dangerous.
_________________________________

We ain't afraid of danger.
_________________________________

This kid is the best racer
in the whole world.
_________________________________

We'll get you that car,
no problemo.
_________________________________

_________________________________

This is how we get around

in the outback, Miss B.

_________________________________

The only way to travel, Berno.

_________________________________

Yeah, it's just a little bumpy back here.

_________________________________

Cinch up your seat belts, mates.

We're coming in for a landing.

_________________________________

Hold it, not yet!

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

Well, boy, let's see

if we can do something

_________________________________

to refresh that

rusty, old memory of yours.

_________________________________

Is she on Satan's Ridge?

_________________________________

Or Nightmare Canyon?

_________________________________

What do you think?

_________________________________

-(GROWLS)

-Yeah, that's it.

_________________________________

Right smack dab in the middle

at Croc Falls!

_________________________________

-Am I getting warm?

-I told you, I don't remember.

_________________________________

Don't you realize

a bird that size is worth a fortune?

_________________________________

I'll split the money 50/50.

You can't get a better offer than that.

_________________________________

You won't have any money

after the rangers get through with you.

_________________________________

(GROANS)

_________________________________

(GROWLS)

_________________________________
BERNARD: Jake's been gone... Ow!

_________________________________

Been gone a long time.

_________________________________

Maybe I should go... Oh!

_________________________________

Maybe I should go look for him.

_________________________________

Don't you worry about Jake.

He can handle himself.

_________________________________

Yeah, I noticed.

_________________________________

I am just sure he'll be back in no time.

_________________________________

You know,

now that we're alone, there's...

_________________________________

There's something that

I've been wanting to ask you.

_________________________________

Yes? What is it?

_________________________________

Well, it's like this.

_________________________________

Miss Bianca, I would be most honored

_________________________________

if...

_________________________________

Look out!

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

No mice for you, Twister, not today!

_________________________________

There!

_________________________________

Miss Bianca!

_________________________________

I've been looking all over for you.

_________________________________

Now look.

_________________________________

We got a long way to go,

and you're gonna take us there.

_________________________________

You're not gonna give us

any trouble about it.

_________________________________

Right?

_________________________________

They're harmless once you look them

in the eye, let them know who's boss.

_________________________________

Ain't that right, mate? Now get.

_________________________________

It's all right, Bernard.

Jake has everything under control.

_________________________________

Yeah, I noticed.

_________________________________

You know, Miss Bianca, truth be told,

I used to be quite a dingo wrestler.

_________________________________

There was this one time,

it was just me and 300

_________________________________

of these ferocious,

mouse-eating dingoes.

_________________________________

Had me surrounded...

_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

_________________________________

ANNOUNCER: Slaughter Race!
Enter at your own risk.

_________________________________
(TIRES SCREECHING)
_________________________________
(HORN BLARING)
_________________________________
Okay, this game
is kind of amazing.
_________________________________

Meh, the attention to detail

is pretty impressive.
_________________________________
(COUGHING)
_________________________________

I don't think
I've ever been in a game
_________________________________
-with smog before.
-(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________
-(DOG BARKING)
-(RALPH SHOUTING)
_________________________________

-Nice kitty. Nice kitty.
-Easy, boy. Easy.
_________________________________
(RALPH AND VANELLOPE SHRIEK)
_________________________________
(WATER SPLASHES)
_________________________________

Let's just find Shank's car
and get outta here.
_________________________________

Agreed.

_________________________________

-Look. Look.
-Whoa!
_________________________________
RALPH: There it is.
_________________________________

VANELLOPE:
That car is gorgeous.
_________________________________

No wonder it's worth so much.
_________________________________
-(SHUSHES)
-(FOOTSTEPS)
_________________________________
RALPH: Aw, sugar.
_________________________________

-Players. They beat us to it.
-Aw.
_________________________________

JIMMY: 31 hours
of continuous gameplay...
_________________________________

and we've finally
found Shank's car.

_________________________________
Let's jack this ride.
_________________________________

Oh, yeah, DirtySocks,
it's on.
_________________________________

JIMMY'S GRANDMA: Jim! Jimmy?
_________________________________
You're not playing that

horrible video game, are you?
_________________________________

-(LAUGHS)
-No, Grandma!
_________________________________
I'm doing my homework.
_________________________________

Okay, like I said...
_________________________________

Let's jack this ride.
_________________________________
(TIFFANY WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
SHANK: Well, well, well.
_________________________________

While the cat goes away,

these mice tried to play.
_________________________________

Hey, I think
that might be Shank.
_________________________________

Listen up, mice...
_________________________________

anyone who tries to play
with this cat ride
_________________________________

is gonna get got.
_________________________________

JIMMY:
You're going down, Shank.

_________________________________
Pyro.
Give those punks the works.
_________________________________

With pleasure.
_________________________________
(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________

ANNOUNCER: End of the road!

_________________________________
Gosh dang it!
Now we gotta start all over.

_________________________________

Ralph, maybe...
_________________________________
-(PANTING)

-Hey, where are you going?
_________________________________

I am scared.
_________________________________

If we get burned up in here,
_________________________________
that's it, we're dead,
we're gone.
_________________________________

So, I think we should
get outta here right now.
_________________________________

No, wait, wait.
I have an idea.

_________________________________
-(BELL RINGS)
-(POWER SWITCH CLANGS)
_________________________________

Hey, Shank?
_________________________________

What's up, Pyro?
_________________________________

Um, do you ever reckon
we're going a bit too hard
_________________________________
on the players?
_________________________________

Honestly, no, I don't.
_________________________________

Of course, I have empathy for
players like DirtySocks537
_________________________________
and BabeRaham_Linkin...
_________________________________

but if we just let them win,
_________________________________

where's the life lesson?
You know?
_________________________________

-PYRO: Mmm.
-Yeah, but to Pyro's point...
_________________________________
I mean, those players
worked so hard to get here.
_________________________________

I hear you, Felony...
_________________________________

but imagine a game
without challenges.
_________________________________

The same predictable thing
every single time...
_________________________________

who wants that?
_________________________________

Shank's right.
_________________________________

I just saw a really insightful
TED talk...
_________________________________

and I can't really remember
what the guy said.

_________________________________

It was more about
how he made me feel.
_________________________________

But I think, ultimately,
the point was...
_________________________________
I honor your journeys, guys.
_________________________________

And we honor yours,
Butcher Boy.
_________________________________

Thank you.
_________________________________

Hey, Shank,
_________________________________
did you ever wonder
what it would be like...
_________________________________
if someone actually
did get your car?
_________________________________

Well, I know one thing...
_________________________________

whoever does will have to be
the best of the rest.

_________________________________
-(KNOCKS ON DOOR)
-(ALL EXCLAIM)
_________________________________

Good day to you, madam.
_________________________________

Who are you?
_________________________________

I'm here from the,
uh, Department of Noise.
_________________________________

And the thing is, we've been
getting some complaints
_________________________________
down at HQ.
_________________________________

Uh, Larry's the one
who takes the calls.
_________________________________

Anyways, someone told Larry...
_________________________________
that we've been
hearing a lot of
_________________________________
gun sounds
and screaming sounds...
_________________________________
and what-have-you.
That sort of thing.
_________________________________

Whoa! This is nice.
_________________________________

Where have you
been all my life?
_________________________________

Uh, so I came to
check on things.
_________________________________

Oh, I'm sorry, who did you
say you were again?
_________________________________

Oh, I'm Larry?
_________________________________

Uh, you said
Larry took the call.

_________________________________
-(ENGINE REVVING)
-(TIRES SCREECHING)
_________________________________
-(GROANS)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________

Good job, Larry!
_________________________________

Yeah, worked like a charm!
_________________________________
(TIRES SCREECHING)
_________________________________

Are you kidding me?
Someone got Shank's car?

_________________________________
And I need yours. Sorry.
_________________________________

I'm just... I'm just gonna go.

_________________________________
(JIMMY CRIES)
_________________________________
This is the worst day
of my life!
_________________________________

(SIGHS) It's a shame
we have to leave so soon.
_________________________________

This game is cool.
_________________________________

Just get us out of here
_________________________________
so we can get this car
to Spamley and get paid.
_________________________________

No problem.
_________________________________
(CARS CRASHING)
_________________________________
RALPH: Uh-oh.
_________________________________

VANELLOPE: Look at this guy
coming in hot.
_________________________________
-(VANELLOPE SHRIEKS)
-(RALPH SHOUTING)
_________________________________

You mess with the bull, you
get the horns, little girl!

_________________________________
(RALPH SCREAMS)
_________________________________

You still have value,
Butcher Boy.
_________________________________

RALPH: Oh, no!
It's that Shank lady!
_________________________________

She looks upset.
_________________________________

Ah, don't worry,
I'll lose her.
_________________________________
(RALPH YELLING)
_________________________________
(TIRES SCREECHING)
_________________________________
(RALPH SHOUTING)
_________________________________
Where are you going?
_________________________________

Kid, get back on the track.

I'm gonna lose my cookies.
_________________________________

There is no track.
I can drive anywhere.
_________________________________
Whoo!
_________________________________
(RALPH SHOUTING)
_________________________________

Oh, kid, she's coming up
right behind us.
_________________________________

Oh, hello!
_________________________________

I believe you have
something of mine.
_________________________________

Yeah, come and get it.
_________________________________
(ENGINE REVVING)
_________________________________
(TIRES SCREECHING)
_________________________________
-Ooh!
-(RALPH SHOUTING)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
This girl can drive.
_________________________________

Would you hurry up
and lose her?
_________________________________

I'm trying!
_________________________________

-Hang on, chumbo!
-(TIRES SCREECHING)
_________________________________
(RALPH SHRIEKS)
_________________________________
(RALPH SHOUTS, WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
I don't like this!
_________________________________
(RALPH GASPING)
_________________________________
(RALPH EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________
(TIRES SCREECHING)
_________________________________

Whoa! Mother Hubbard,
this lady can really drive.
_________________________________

Kid, fire!
Do you see the fire?
_________________________________

Dead end! Dead end!
_________________________________

Not for me. Bye-bye, Shanky.
_________________________________
(DISTORTED SHOUTING)
_________________________________
VANELLOPE: Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________

RALPH: Oh, yeah!
VANELLOPE: That's the stuff.
_________________________________

Good job, kid.
_________________________________

Oh, yeah,
I feel like me again.
_________________________________

One exit straight ahead.
_________________________________
(TIRES SCREECHING)
_________________________________

You're not gonna lose me
that easy.
_________________________________

How did you...?
_________________________________

Uh, you might wanna keep
your eyes on the road.
_________________________________

(GASPS) Kid!
_________________________________
-(TIRES SCREECHING)
-(SHRIEKS)
_________________________________
(BRAKES SCREECHING)

_________________________________
(VANELLOPE GASPS)
_________________________________

Yo, Department of Noise,
get out of my car!

_________________________________

Oh, man, what are we gonna do?
_________________________________

You just stay put,
don't panic.
_________________________________

I'm gonna talk to her.
_________________________________

Ralph, be careful.
_________________________________

It's fine.
This is what heroes do.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING, NERVOUS CHUCKLE)
_________________________________

My bottom is stuck.
_________________________________

This car is not designed
for a big boy.
_________________________________
I'll tell you that. Hi.
_________________________________

You guys really thought
you could just steal my car?
_________________________________

Well, let me tell you

what's gonna happen now.
_________________________________

No, wait, listen. We aren't

normally car thieves.
_________________________________

My friend here,
she's a candy kart racer.
_________________________________

You should see her
racing around
_________________________________
her sweet little track...
_________________________________

in her cookie wafer car
we built together.
_________________________________
(GROANS IN EMBARRASSMENT)
_________________________________

And, well, the thing is, her
perfect little game broke...
_________________________________
and it was my fault...
_________________________________

so we're here
to try to fix it...
_________________________________
and we need money to do that,
_________________________________
and someone was
gonna pay us money...
_________________________________
-to steal your car...

-Okay, okay.
_________________________________
-...and so we took it.
-You can stop crying.
_________________________________

-(SNIFFLING)
-Though I do respect
_________________________________
your wonderful display
of vulnerability.
_________________________________

(SNIFFLES) Thank you.
_________________________________

I get it, I do.
_________________________________
Friendship is
everything to us, too.
_________________________________

-Right, guys?

-Word. We're like family.
_________________________________

That's really great.
_________________________________

So, does this mean
we can keep your car?
_________________________________

Absolutely not.
But I do want to help.

_________________________________

Hey, you got
your phone on you?
_________________________________

-You know it.

-Let's make a video.
_________________________________

Pyro, hit big boy
with the blow and go.

_________________________________

I'd love to.
_________________________________

Wait. What's the...?
_________________________________
(AIR WHOOSHING)
_________________________________
(SHOUTING) What are you doing?
_________________________________

Say something, first thing

that comes to your mind.
_________________________________

I'm gonna wreck it!
_________________________________

Good! All right.
Turn it off.
_________________________________
(SHOUTS) Ow.
_________________________________

VANELLOPE: What the heck
did you do that for?
_________________________________

Yeah.
_________________________________

There are much better ways
to make money on the Internet
_________________________________

than stealing cars...
_________________________________
such as becoming
a BuzzzTube star.
_________________________________

Am I supposed to know
what that is?
_________________________________

Oh, come on.
Everybody knows BuzzzTube.
_________________________________

It's the video-sharing site.
_________________________________

I'm just starting
your account...
_________________________________
-(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

-All right, there you go.
_________________________________

If this thing goes viral,

you can make a lot of money.
_________________________________

A friend of mine,
chick named Yesss...
_________________________________

she's the head algorithm
over there.
_________________________________

Tell her I sent you.
_________________________________

Yesss will hook you up.
_________________________________

Wow,
that's very nice of you.
_________________________________

I'm not sure
if "nice" is a right word.
_________________________________

Well, thank you.
_________________________________

I should be thanking you,
little sister.
_________________________________

That race was fun.
_________________________________

Oh. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________
Well, thank you again.
_________________________________
Uh... You know...
_________________________________
While we're talking shop,
what move did you do
_________________________________

to get through
that tunnel of fire?
_________________________________

Was it a power drift into
a drift jump, maybe, or...?
_________________________________

Maybe.
_________________________________

If you ever wanna come back
for a rematch...

_________________________________
I'd be happy
to kick your butt again.

_________________________________
-(CHUCKLES)
-See you.
_________________________________
(TIRES SCREECHING)
_________________________________
-(TRAIN HORN BLARES)
-(CROSSING SIGNAL DINGING)
_________________________________

Whoa.
_________________________________

Show-off.
_________________________________

Man, oh, man,
that place was scary.
_________________________________

I know. It was so exciting!
_________________________________

No, exciting is
when you smile.
_________________________________

Scary is when
you clench your butt,
_________________________________

and my butt is still clenched.
_________________________________

Oh, come on,
are you honestly telling me...
_________________________________
that Shank lady wasn't the
coolest person you ever met?
_________________________________

Cool?
Name one cool thing about her.
_________________________________

Um, let's see, she looks cool,
she talks cool...
_________________________________
she drives cool, her hair
is cool, her car is cool...
_________________________________

Wait a minute, are you saying
my hair isn't cool?
_________________________________

What? No! I'm just saying
the game was next-level.
_________________________________

There was no one telling you

what to do or where to go.
_________________________________

Hey, just where do you think
you're going?
_________________________________

To BuzzzTube. It's this way.
_________________________________

No, no, no.
We're going back to Spamley's.
_________________________________

He can give us
some easier loot to find.
_________________________________

No, we're supposed to
see Shank's friend.

_________________________________

Oh, come on. I don't trust
that Shank one bit.

_________________________________

-Well, I do.

-Well, I... (GASPS)
_________________________________

-Hello, mister!

-Who are you?
_________________________________

I'm your friendly
ebay alert messenger.
_________________________________

Huh. An actual eboy.
_________________________________

Just here to let you know your
bid expires in eight hours.
_________________________________

Eight hours.
Okay, thanks, eboy.
_________________________________

You got it, Jackson!
_________________________________

Chumbo, if we nickel-and-dime
it with Spamley...
_________________________________
it will take 20 years to make
enough money to buy the wheel.
_________________________________

(SIGHS) All right, fine.
We'll do it your way.
_________________________________
But I'm telling you right now,
that BuzzzTube place
_________________________________

is a terrible idea.

_________________________________

_________________________________

(TARAN GASPS)
_________________________________

I thought I heard a noise in here.
_________________________________

Oh! Was that you?

_________________________________
Yeah. Yes.
_________________________________

You're being held a prisoner, aren't you?
_________________________________

Yes.
_________________________________

I'm being held against my will too.
_________________________________

It lights up.
_________________________________

(GIGGLES) Why, of course. It's magic.

_________________________________

Oh, I hate this place.
_________________________________

I do hope there aren't any rats in here.
_________________________________

Not that I really mind them, you know,
_________________________________

but they do jump out a tone so.
_________________________________

I'm Princess Eilonwy.

Are you a lord or a warrior?
_________________________________

No. I'm an assistant pig keeper.
_________________________________

Oh, what a pity.
_________________________________

I was so hoping for someone

who could help me escape.
_________________________________

Oh, well, if you want

to come with me, you may.
_________________________________
Can I?

_________________________________
Well, yes. I said you could.
_________________________________

Oh, that wicked, wicked king.
_________________________________

You know he stole me.
_________________________________
He thought my bauble could tell him

where some old cauldron was.
_________________________________

That's what he wanted my pig for.
_________________________________
Oh, yes. Your pig.

_________________________________

But my pig can tell the future.
_________________________________

Oh, how interesting.
_________________________________

Well, youd better stay close

to me, or youll get lost.
_________________________________

(SQUEAKING)

_________________________________

Your bauble!
_________________________________

Oh, it's always chasing those rats.
_________________________________

EILONWY: A burial chamber.
_________________________________

This could be the tomb of the great king

who built this castle
_________________________________

before the Horned King took it over.

_________________________________

(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________

(COUGHING)
_________________________________
Are you all right?

_________________________________

Well, come on, then.
Help me look around.
_________________________________

TARAN: He must have been
a great warrior.
_________________________________

A sword.
_________________________________

(CREPPER EXCLAIMS EXCITEDLY)

_________________________________

CREPPER: This will please him.
_________________________________

It's a good lot this time.
_________________________________

Hurry! In with it!
_________________________________

Finally. He'll reward me for this.
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

Don't stop, you weakling!

_________________________________
Put some muscle into it.

_________________________________

Let's get out of here
before they come back.
_________________________________

Where did you get that sword?
_________________________________

Back there.

_________________________________
You mean...
_________________________________

Well, he's not going to use it.

_________________________________

(DOG BARKING)

_________________________________
FFLEWDDUR: You're making
a horrendous mistake.
_________________________________
I'm not a spy.
_________________________________

I'm a bard! I sing.
_________________________________

(STAMMERING) I entertain. I...

_________________________________

Careful, sir.

These are the hands of an artist.
_________________________________

This'll hold you.

_________________________________

Now, look, you seem an intelligent

sort of chap to me.
_________________________________

I assure you I had no idea
who owned this castle.

_________________________________

I just happened to be passing.

_________________________________

He's nice, isn't he? What's his name?

_________________________________
(WHISTLES)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

No! Down, boy!
_________________________________
Come on.

_________________________________

You don't realize who I am.
_________________________________

I shall sing of your dastardly deed.
_________________________________

I'm Fflewddur Fflam,
minstrel of minstrels,
_________________________________

balladeer to the grandest courts

in all the land!
_________________________________

And I... Well, have you forgotten?

_________________________________
I have sung in some of the finest courts.
_________________________________

Well, I'm only waiting for an invitation.
_________________________________

Oh, shush.

_________________________________

Why do you have to judge

every word I say?
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________

Who's that?
_________________________________

Help!
_________________________________

Oh, hello. We'll have you

untied in a moment.
_________________________________

I'm Princess Eilonwy
_________________________________

and you're in bad trouble, aren't you?
_________________________________

''Trouble''?

Dont you know where you are?
_________________________________

Haven't you seen him?
_________________________________

GUARD: Pig boy has escaped.

Look in there.
_________________________________

We've been discovered.
_________________________________

That's you?
_________________________________

Oh, great beelin, run! Run!
_________________________________

Make haste!
_________________________________
''Make haste''? I must save myself.

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

GUARD: I think he went

through the passage!
_________________________________

All right. Let's try down here.
_________________________________

(HENCHMEN SHOUTING)
_________________________________

Princess?
_________________________________

Princess Eilonwy?
_________________________________

Pig boy!
_________________________________

You little scut!
_________________________________

(TARAN GROANS)

_________________________________

(GUARD EXCLAIMING)

_________________________________

No, no, no.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

Are you all right?
_________________________________

Oh, good. You're safe.
_________________________________

Why, of course. I...
_________________________________

Come on. I'm going to get
you out of here.

_________________________________

GUARD: There they are!
_________________________________

Quick! Up here.
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

Taran, the sword.
_________________________________

Great beelin!
_________________________________
(DOG BARKING)
_________________________________

Help! Murder!

_________________________________

Keep going, Princess.

_________________________________

(TARAN CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

There he is! There he is!

_________________________________

Over there!
_________________________________

Stop him!
_________________________________

Taran!
_________________________________

There they are!
_________________________________

Come on! Get them!
_________________________________

Oh, no! Taran!
_________________________________

We've got you now, pig boy.
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

Taran, do something!
_________________________________

Use the sword!
_________________________________
(ALL EXCLAIM)

_________________________________

FFLEWDDUR: Make way! Make way!
_________________________________

Stand aside. I command you!

Get out from under my feet!
_________________________________

(BARKING)
_________________________________

Let me go, you brute!
_________________________________

Run, Princess! Run!
_________________________________

Stay up! Please stay up!
_________________________________

Why didn't you tell me
you had a magic sword?

_________________________________

(WHEEZES)
_________________________________

I'll say it wasn't my fault. That's it.

_________________________________

That's it. I always get blamed

for these things.
_________________________________

I'll just tell him, and if he gets mad...
_________________________________
(GROANING)

_________________________________

I'll just straighten him out.
_________________________________

That's it. I'm not going to be
kicked around for this.

_________________________________
Sire?

_________________________________

You bring news of the pig?
_________________________________

No, not exactly, sire.
_________________________________

It's... Oh, it's the pig keeper.
_________________________________

He's... Oh, he's...
_________________________________

He's escaped.
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

Oh, sire! Allow me.
_________________________________

(GAGGING)
_________________________________

Isn't that enough?
_________________________________

Good. He'll find his pig.
_________________________________

Send the gwythaints to follow that boy.
_________________________________

Oh, yes, sire!
_________________________________

Oh, yes!
_________________________________

By all means, sire!
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING EXCITEDLY)
_________________________________

(CACKLING)

_________________________________

_________________________________

What is that?

_________________________________

Wow, it's huge!

_________________________________

It's a giant whale!

_________________________________

It's Monstro!
_________________________________
He's a whale of a whale,
and vicious besides!

_________________________________

Whoa! Sora, get us out of here!

_________________________________

Too late! He's going to swallow us!

_________________________________

_________________________________
It's true! I saw it with my own eyes!

_________________________________

You sure you didn't
just hear it this time?

_________________________________

What difference does it make?
_________________________________
There's a huge monster in there,
I tell you!

_________________________________

All right. Suppose there
really is a monster...
_________________________________
Think we can beat it by ourselves, Sora?

_________________________________

No problem. Let's do it!
_________________________________
Listen! There!
Can you hear it growling?

_________________________________

Shh, quiet.
_________________________________
We've gotta be careful.

_________________________________

See that? It was just the
wind making that noise.

_________________________________

Aw, man. I wish it was a monster!
_________________________________
Hold on! What's that over there?

_________________________________

A window, or maybe a door?
It won't open.

_________________________________

Geez, is that really all that's in here?

_________________________________

What do you expect
in a boring place like this?
_________________________________
Hey, Sora.

_________________________________

Hm?

_________________________________

When we grow up,
let's get off this island.
_________________________________
We'll go on real adventures,
not this kid stuff!

_________________________________

Sure. But isn't there
anything fun to do now?
_________________________________
Hey, you know the new girl
at the mayor's house?
_________________________________

_________________________________

Wait a minute! Wait a minute!

_________________________________

Mmm.

_________________________________

Aha! (LAUGHING)

_________________________________

-What is it?

-Oh, nothing.

_________________________________

-Just the best idea ever.

-What?

_________________________________

All the good Core Memories

_________________________________

were made in Minnesota.

_________________________________

Ergo, we go back to Minnesota

and make more.

_________________________________

-Ta-da!

-FEAR: Wait, wait, wait.

_________________________________

You're saying we run away?

_________________________________

Well, I wouldn't call it that.

_________________________________

I'd call it the Happy Core

Memory Development program.

_________________________________

You can't be serious.

_________________________________

Hey! Our life was perfect

_________________________________

until Mom and Dad decided to move to

_________________________________

 San Fran Stinktown.

_________________________________

(STAMMERING) I mean,

it's just so drastic!

_________________________________

Need I remind you

of how great things were there?

_________________________________

Our room? Our back yard?

_________________________________

Our friends?

_________________________________

 MAN: ♪ TripleDent gum

WOMAN: ♪ Will make you smile ♪

_________________________________

-Did I ask for the gum commercial?

-(SONG STOPS PLAYING)

_________________________________

Anyway, it was better, that's my point.

_________________________________

Yeah, Riley was happier in Minnesota.

_________________________________

Wait. Hold on. Shouldn't we

just sleep on this or something?

_________________________________

Fine. (CHUCKLES) Let's sleep on it.

_________________________________

Because, hey,

I'm sure jolly fun-filled times

_________________________________

are just around the corner.
_________________________________

_________________________________

Knock it off!

_________________________________

Hey, Sora. Are you okay?

_________________________________

What are you guys doing?
_________________________________
Where are we, anyway?

_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________

Uh, ya know, I think that big ol'
whale Monstro just swallowed us.

_________________________________
And for today's weather,
expect showers.

_________________________________

Heavy showers!

_________________________________

Hey!
_________________________________
Who's there?

_________________________________

It's me.

_________________________________

Oh, it's just Pinocchio.
_________________________________
Pinocchio?

_________________________________

Pinocchio?
_________________________________
Pinoke, where are you going? Pinoke!
_________________________________
Come on, everybody! After him! Quick!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Monstro
_________________________________

_________________________________

Pinocchio?
_________________________________

Pinocchio!
_________________________________
It's me, your old friend, Jiminy.
Remember?
_________________________________

Jiminy! Gee, I'm glad to see you!
_________________________________

Pinocchio, what's happened?
_________________________________

What did he do to you?
_________________________________

Oh, he was mad.
_________________________________

He said he was gonna
push my face in everybody's eye.
_________________________________

-Yeah?

-And just 'cause I'm a goldbrick,
_________________________________

he's gonna chop me into firewood!
_________________________________

Oh, is that so?

Now, don't you worry, son.
_________________________________

I'll have you out of here

in no time at all.
_________________________________

Why, this is just as easy
_________________________________
as rolling off of a... (GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(CLANKING)
_________________________________

Kind of rusty.
_________________________________
(CLANKING)
_________________________________

Needs a little oil.

_________________________________
ECHO: Needs a little oil,
needs a little oil.
_________________________________

That's what I said.
_________________________________
(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
Woo-hoo-hoo!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Must be one of the old models.
_________________________________

You mean, you can't open it?
_________________________________

Yeah.
_________________________________

Looks pretty hopeless.
_________________________________

It'll take a miracle

to get us out of here.
_________________________________

Gee.
_________________________________

Pinocchio?
_________________________________
(THUNDER CRACKING)
_________________________________

Pinocchio!

_________________________________
STROMBOLI: Giddy up!
_________________________________
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)
_________________________________

-Pinocch...
-(THUNDER CLAPPING)
_________________________________

A fine conscience I turned out to be.
_________________________________

I should've listened to you, Jiminy.
_________________________________

No, it was my fault.
_________________________________
I shouldn't have walked out on you.
_________________________________

Guess I'll never see my father again.
_________________________________
(SNIFFLES)
_________________________________

Oh, buck up, son. It could be worse.
_________________________________

Be cheerful. Like me!
_________________________________
(SOBBING)
_________________________________

Aw.
_________________________________
Take it easy, son.
_________________________________

Come on, blow.
_________________________________

Attaboy.
_________________________________

Oh, well,
_________________________________
it stopped raining anyway.
_________________________________

Hey, that star again!
_________________________________

The lady!
_________________________________
Ooh, the fairy!
_________________________________

What'll she say?
_________________________________

What'll I tell her?
_________________________________

You might tell her the truth.
_________________________________

Why, Pinocchio!
_________________________________

Uh...
_________________________________
Hello!

_________________________________
-FAIRY: Sir Jiminy!
-Well!
_________________________________
This is a pleasant surprise!
(CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

Pinocchio, why didn't you go to school?
_________________________________

School? Well, I...
_________________________________
Go ahead, tell her.
_________________________________

I was going to school

till I met somebody.

_________________________________
-FAIRY: Met somebody?
-Yeah, two big monsters!
_________________________________

With big green eyes.
_________________________________

Why, I...
_________________________________

Monsters? Weren't you afraid?
_________________________________

No, ma'am.
But they tied me in a big sack.

_________________________________
FAIRY: You don't say!
_________________________________

And where was Sir Jiminy?
_________________________________

Oh, Jiminy?
_________________________________

Psst. Leave me out of this.
_________________________________

They put him in a little sack.

_________________________________
-FAIRY: No!
-Yeah!
_________________________________
-FAIRY: How did you escape?
-I didn't.
_________________________________

They chopped me into firewood!
_________________________________

Oh, look, my nose!
_________________________________
What's happened?
_________________________________

Perhaps you haven't been

telling the truth, Pinocchio.
_________________________________

-Perhaps?

-Oh, but I have! Every single word!
_________________________________
(BIRDS WHISTLE)
_________________________________

Oh, please help me. I'm awful sorry.
_________________________________

You see, Pinocchio,
a lie keeps growing and growing
_________________________________

until it's as plain
as the nose on your face.
_________________________________

She's right, Pinoke,

you better come clean.
_________________________________

I'll never lie again, honest, I won't.
_________________________________

Please, Your Honor,

uh, I mean, Miss Fairy.
_________________________________

Give him another chance for my sake.
_________________________________

Will you? Huh?
_________________________________

I'll forgive you this once.
_________________________________

But remember, a boy who won't be good
_________________________________
might just as well be made of wood.

_________________________________

-We'll be good, won't we?

-We'll be good, won't we?
_________________________________

Very well, but this is

the last time I can help you.
_________________________________

Gee, look, Jiminy! My nose!
_________________________________

Hey, we're free. Come on, Pinoke.

_________________________________
STROMBOLI: (SINGING)
I buy a new suit and I swing the cane
_________________________________

I eat the fish

and I drink champagne
_________________________________

I got no strings on me

_________________________________
Toodle-oo, Stromboli.
_________________________________

-Goodbye, Mr. Stromboli.

-Shh! Quiet!
_________________________________
Let's get out of here

before something else happens.

_________________________________

_________________________________

GEPPETTO: What have you
got there, Pinocchio?

_________________________________

PINOCCHIO: With this,
we can get out of here, Father.

_________________________________

Really? With this big block?
You think so?

_________________________________

SORA: It's true.
_________________________________
So, how did you end up here, Pinocchio?

_________________________________

Oh, my. So the whale swallowed
all of you, too? My goodness.

_________________________________

Yeah, looks like it.

_________________________________

My name is Geppetto.
I'm Pinocchio's father.
_________________________________
When we got separated, I traveled
all over, looking for him.
_________________________________
Thank goodness we're together again.

_________________________________

So, you seem to know
Pinocchio quite well.
_________________________________
I hope he was a good boy
in my absence.
_________________________________
Well, we've all had quite a journey.
_________________________________
Right, Pinocchio? Pinocchio?
_________________________________

_________________________________
HONEST JOHN: Hi-diddle-dee-dee
An actor's life for me
_________________________________

A high silk hat and a silver cane
_________________________________

A watch of gold with a diamond chain
_________________________________

Hi-diddle-dee-day

An actor's life is gay
_________________________________

It's great to be a celebrity
_________________________________

An actor's life for me

_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
And the dummy fell for it.
_________________________________

Hook, line and sinker!
_________________________________
(HONEST JOHN
CONTINUES LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(HICCUPS)

_________________________________
HONEST JOHN: And he still thinks
were his friends!
_________________________________

And did Stromboli pay!
_________________________________

Plenty!
_________________________________

That shows you how low

Honest John will stoop.
_________________________________

Eh, Giddy?
_________________________________
(HICCUPS)
_________________________________

Now, Coachman...
_________________________________

What's your proposition?
_________________________________

Well,
_________________________________

how would you blokes like to make
some real money?
_________________________________

Well... And who do we have to...
_________________________________

No, no!
_________________________________
Nothing like that.
_________________________________

You see...
_________________________________

I'm collecting stupid little boys.
_________________________________

Stupid little boys?
_________________________________

You know, the disobedient ones
what play hooky from school.
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

And you see...
_________________________________
(WHISPERING)
_________________________________

Yes.
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

...and I takes them to Pleasure Island!
_________________________________

Ah, Pleasure Island.
_________________________________

Pleasure Island?

But the law, suppose they...
_________________________________

No, no. There is no risk!
_________________________________

They never come back
_________________________________

as boys!
_________________________________
(COACHMAN CACKLING)
_________________________________

Now, I've got a coach load

leaving at midnight.
_________________________________

We'll meet at the crossroads,

and no double-crossing!
_________________________________

-No, sir.

-Scout around.
_________________________________

And any good prospects you find,
bring them to me.
_________________________________

-Yes, chief.

-I'll pay you well.
_________________________________

I got plenty of gold.

_________________________________
HONEST JOHN: Yes, yes.
_________________________________

_________________________________

What are you doing?
Come on, let's go back.

_________________________________

You know, Geppetto's
awfully worried about you.

_________________________________

Pinocchio, stop fooling around!
This is no time for games!

_________________________________

RIKU: But, Sora,
I thought you liked games.
_________________________________
Or are you too cool to play them
now that you have the Keyblade?

_________________________________

Riku! What are you doing here?

_________________________________

Just playing with Pinocchio.

_________________________________

You know what I mean!
What about Kairi? Did you find her?

_________________________________

Maybe. Catch us and maybe
I'll tell you what I know.

_________________________________

Come on!
_________________________________

_________________________________

No, sir, nothing can stop me now.
I'll make good this time.
_________________________________

-You'd better!

-I will. I'm going to school.
_________________________________

That's the stuff, Pinoke.
_________________________________

I'd rather be smart than be an actor.
_________________________________

Now you're talking!
_________________________________
Come on, slowpoke.
I'll race you home.

_________________________________
HONEST JOHN: Well, well, Pinocchio,
what's your rush?
_________________________________

I gotta beat Jiminy home.

Oh, hello.
_________________________________

-Well, how is the great actor?

-I don't want to be an actor.
_________________________________

-Stromboli was terrible!

-He was?
_________________________________

Yeah, he locked me in a bird cage.
_________________________________

-He did?

-Uh-huh. But I learned my lesson.
_________________________________

I'm going...
_________________________________
Oh, you poor, poor boy.

You must be a nervous wreck.
_________________________________

That's it! You are a nervous wreck.
_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT) We must diagnose

this case at once.
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT)

_________________________________

Quick, Doctor, your notebook.
_________________________________

Bless my soul.
_________________________________

Mmm. Mmm-hmm.
_________________________________

My, my. Just as I thought.
_________________________________

A slight touch
of monetary complications
_________________________________

with bucolic semi-lunar
contraptions of the flying trapezes.
_________________________________

Mm-hmm!
_________________________________
Say hippopotamus.
_________________________________

-Hi-ho-hotamus.

-I knew it!
_________________________________

Compound transmission
of the pandemonium
_________________________________
with percussion and spasmodic

frantic disintegration!
_________________________________

-Close your eyes. What do you see?

-Nothing.
_________________________________

-Open them. Now what do you see?

-Spots!
_________________________________

Ha-ha!
_________________________________
Now that heart.
_________________________________
-(WOOD BEATING)

-Ooh!
_________________________________
My goodness!
_________________________________

A palpitating syncopation

of the killer diller
_________________________________

with the wicky wacky stomping
of the floy joy!
_________________________________

Quick, doctor, that report.
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________
This makes it perfectly clear.
_________________________________

My boy,
_________________________________
you are allergic.
_________________________________

-Allergic?

-Yes! And there is only one cure.

_________________________________
-A vacation on Pleasure Island.
-PINOCCHIO: Pleasure Island?
_________________________________

Yes! That happy land of carefree boys
_________________________________

where every day is a holiday!
_________________________________

-But I can't go. I...

-Why, of course you can go.
_________________________________

I'm giving you my ticket.
_________________________________

-Here.

-Thanks! But I'm...
_________________________________

Oh, tut-tut-tut.
_________________________________
I insist. Your health comes first.
_________________________________

Come, the coach departs at midnight!
_________________________________
(SINGING) Hi-diddle-dee-dee

It's Pleasure Isle for me
_________________________________

Where every day is a holiday
_________________________________

And kids have nothing to do but play

_________________________________
Pinoke?
_________________________________

Oh, Pinoke?
_________________________________
Now where do you suppose he... Huh?
_________________________________

Pinocchio! Hey! Come back.

_________________________________

Giddy up.
_________________________________
(COUGHING)
_________________________________

Well,
_________________________________
(COUGHING)
_________________________________

here we go again.
_________________________________

My name's Lampwick. What's yours?
_________________________________

Pinocchio.
_________________________________

-Ever been to Pleasure Island?

-Uh-uh.
_________________________________
But Mr. Honest John gave me...
_________________________________

Me neither, but they say
it's a swell joint.
_________________________________
No school, no cops.
_________________________________

You can tear the joint apart

and nobody says a word.
_________________________________

Honest John gave me...
_________________________________

Loaf around,
plenty to eat, plenty to drink.
_________________________________

-And it's all free!

-Honest John...
_________________________________

Boy, that's the place.

I can hardly wait!
_________________________________
(CHILDREN SHOUTING)
_________________________________
(BOAT HOOTING)
_________________________________
(BOAT HOOTING)

_________________________________
(CHEERING)
_________________________________
(CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYING)

_________________________________
BARKER: Right here, boys! Right here.
_________________________________

Get your cake, pie,

dill pickles, and ice cream.
_________________________________

Eat all you can. Be a glutton.
_________________________________

Stuff yourselves. It's all free, boys.
_________________________________

It's all free. Hurry, hurry, hurry.
_________________________________

The rough house, the rough house.
_________________________________

It's the roughest,
toughest joint you ever seen.
_________________________________

-Come in and pick a fight, boys.

-Oh, boy, a scrap!
_________________________________

Come on, let's go in
and poke somebody in the nose.
_________________________________

-Why?

-Ah, just for the fun of it.
_________________________________

Okay, Lampy.

_________________________________
BARKER: Tobacco Row! Tobacco Row!
_________________________________

Get your cigars, cigarettes,

and chewing tobacco.
_________________________________

Come in and smoke your heads off.
There's nobody here to stop you.
_________________________________

Pinocchio? (COUGHS)
_________________________________

Pinocchio! There's something

phoney about all this.
_________________________________

I gotta get him out of here.

_________________________________
BARKER: Hurry, hurry, hurry.
See the model home.
_________________________________

It's open for destruction

and it's all yours, boys!
_________________________________

She's all yours.
_________________________________

What'd I tell you?

Ain't this a swell joint?
_________________________________

Yeah! Being bad's

a lot of fun, ain't it?
_________________________________

Yeah, uh-huh. Get a load
of that stained-glass window.
_________________________________

All right, now. Hop to it, you blokes.
_________________________________

-(WHIP CRACKS)
-Come on! Come on!
_________________________________
Shut the doors and lock them tight.
_________________________________

Now get below and get them crates
ready. (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Give a bad boy enough rope and he'll
soon make a jackass of himself.
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(CACKLES)
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MALEFICENT: Why do you
still care about that boy?
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He has all but deserted you
_________________________________
for the Keyblade and
his new companions, after all.

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I don't care about him.
I was just messing with him a little.

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Oh, really? Of course you were.
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Beware the darkness in your heart.
The Heartless prey upon it.

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Mind your own business.
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JIMINY: Pinocchio!
_________________________________

Pinocchio?
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(JIMINY WHISTLES)
_________________________________

Where is everybody?
_________________________________

The place is like a graveyard.
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I don't like the looks of this.
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Pinocchio!
_________________________________

Hey, where are you?
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(BALLS RATTLING)
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(WHISTLING)
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Where do you suppose
all the kids went to, Lampwick?
_________________________________

They're around here somewheres.
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What do you care?
_________________________________

-You're having a good time, ain't you?

-Uh-huh. I sure am.
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Oh, boy! This is the life, huh, Pinoky?
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Yeah!
_________________________________

It sure is!
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Ah, you smoke like me grandmother!
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Come on, take a big drag like this.
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(INHALING)
_________________________________

Okay, Lampy.
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(INHALING)
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(HICCUPS)
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(GULPS)

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LAMPWICK: Heh, some fun, huh, kid?
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Okay, Slats, your shot.
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(EYEBALLS RATTLE)

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LAMPWICK: What's the matter, Slats?
Losing your grip?
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JIMINY: Pinocchio!
_________________________________
So this is where I find you!
_________________________________

How do you ever expect

to be a real boy?
_________________________________

Look at yourself, smoking, playing pool.
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Ow! You're coming right home
with me this minute!
_________________________________

Hey, who's the beetle?
_________________________________

Let go! Put me down!
_________________________________

(MUFFLED) Let me get out of here!
_________________________________
Let me out.
_________________________________

He's my conscience.
He tells me what's right and wrong.
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________
You mean to tell me
you take orders from a grasshopper?
_________________________________

Grasshopper? Look here,

you impudent young pup!
_________________________________

It wouldn't hurt you
to take orders from your grasshopper...
_________________________________

Your conscience, if you have one.
_________________________________

Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
_________________________________

Screwball in the corner pocket.
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(JIMINY GRUNTS)
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(YELLING)
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(WHIMPERS)
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(LAUGHING)
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Why, why... You young hoodlum!
_________________________________

I'll knock your block off!
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(HUFFING)
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(LAMPWICK LAUGHING)
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I'll take you apart

and put you back together!
_________________________________

Oh, don't hurt him, Jiminy.

He's my best friend.
_________________________________

Why, I'll... Your best friend?
_________________________________

And what am I? Just your conscience!
_________________________________

Okay, that settles it!
_________________________________

But, Jiminy...
_________________________________

You buttered your bread.

Now sleep in it!
_________________________________
(YELLS)
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Ha-ha-ha!
_________________________________
Go on, laugh.

Make a jackass out of yourself.
_________________________________

I'm through!
_________________________________
-This is the end.
-PINOCCHIO: But, Jiminy...

_________________________________
-Lampwick says a guy only lives once.

-Lampwick... Huh!
_________________________________

Come on, come on. Let him go.
_________________________________

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SORA: Riku!
_________________________________
What's the matter with you?
What are you thinking?
_________________________________
Don't you realize what you're doing?

_________________________________

I was about to ask you
the same thing, Sora.
_________________________________
You only seem interested
in running around
_________________________________
and showing off
that Keyblade these days.
_________________________________

Do you even want to save Kairi?

_________________________________

I do.

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PINOCCHIO: Get me outta here!
_________________________________

_________________________________

Lampwick... Huh! Lampwick!
_________________________________

It burns me up.
After all I tried to do for him.
_________________________________

Who's his conscience, anyway?
Me or that hoodlum, Lampwick?
_________________________________

I've had enough of this.

I'm taking the next boat out of here.
_________________________________

Open up that door. Open up!

I wanna go home.
_________________________________
(DONKEYS BRAYING)

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COACHMAN: Come on, you blokes,
keep them moving!
_________________________________

Lively there, now.

We haven't got all night.
_________________________________
(BRAYING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

Where'd all the donkeys come from?
_________________________________

Come on, come on. Let's have another.
_________________________________

And what's your name?
_________________________________
(BRAYS)
_________________________________

Okay, you'll do. In you go.

_________________________________
You boys'll bring a nice price.
_________________________________
(COACHMAN LAUGHS)
_________________________________

All right, next!
_________________________________

And what might your name be?
_________________________________

Alexander.
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________
So you can talk.
_________________________________

Yes, sir. I wanna go home to my mama!
_________________________________

Take him back! He can still talk!
_________________________________

Please, please!
I don't wanna be a donkey.
_________________________________

-Let me out of here.

-Quiet!
_________________________________

You boys have had your fun.

Now pay for it!
_________________________________

Boys? So that's what... Pinocchio!
_________________________________

_________________________________

You up for this?

_________________________________

No problem. Let's do it!

_________________________________

_________________________________

Huh! To hear that beetle talk,
_________________________________

you'd think something

was gonna happen to us.
_________________________________

Conscience. Aw, phooey!
_________________________________

Where's he get that stuff?
_________________________________

"How do you ever expect

to be a real boy?"
_________________________________

What's he think I look like?
_________________________________
-A jackass?

-You sure do!
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
(BRAYS)
_________________________________

Hey, you laugh like a donkey.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
(BRAYS)
_________________________________

Did that come out of me?
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

What the... What's going on?
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

I've been double-crossed!
_________________________________

Help! Help! Somebody, help!
_________________________________

I've been framed! Help!
_________________________________

Please, you gotta help me. Be a pal.
_________________________________

Call that beetle. Call anybody.
_________________________________
(GASPS)

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LAMPWICK: Mama?
_________________________________
Mama!
_________________________________
(BRAYING)
_________________________________
(LAMPWICK BRAYING)
_________________________________

Oh! What's happened?
_________________________________

I hope I'm not too late.
_________________________________

What'll I do?
_________________________________

Pinocchio!
_________________________________

Jiminy! Jiminy, help!
_________________________________

Wait, Pinoke, the kids, the boys,
they're all donkeys!
_________________________________

Oh! You too.
_________________________________

Come on, quick!

Before you get any worse.
_________________________________

This way, Pinoke. It's the only way out.
_________________________________

Hurry up before they see us.
_________________________________

You gotta jump.
_________________________________

_________________________________

Hmph.

_________________________________

Pinocchio! Pinocchio!
_________________________________
Please! Give me back my son!
_________________________________

Sorry, old man.
_________________________________
I have some unfinished business
with this puppet.

_________________________________

He's no puppet!
Pinocchio is my little boy!

_________________________________

He is unusual.
Not many puppets have hearts.
_________________________________
I'm not sure, but maybe
he can help someone who's lost theirs.

_________________________________

Wait a minute.
Are you talking about Kairi?

_________________________________

What do you care about her?

_________________________________

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(PANTING)
_________________________________

Jiminy? Jiminy?
_________________________________
You all right?
_________________________________

Sure. (COUGHS)
_________________________________
I thought we'd never make it.
_________________________________
(COUGHS)
_________________________________

Certainly feels good
to be back on dry land.
_________________________________

Come on, let's get home.
_________________________________

-Father, Father, I'm home!

-We're home, Mr. Geppetto.
_________________________________

-It's me, Pinocchio. I'm home to stay.
-We're home again.
_________________________________
-(BELL RINGING)

-Here he is, Mr. Geppetto. Home at last.
_________________________________

Hey, maybe he's asleep.

_________________________________
PINOCCHIO: Father? Father, it's me.
_________________________________

Pinoke, come here.
_________________________________

Look. He ain't here.

_________________________________
PINOCCHIO: He... He's gone.
_________________________________
JIMINY: Yeah, and Figaro.
_________________________________
PINOCCHIO: And Cleo too.
_________________________________

Maybe something awful

happened to him.
_________________________________

Don't worry, son,

he probably hasn't gone far.
_________________________________

Hey! It's a message.
_________________________________

-What's it say?

-It's about your father.
_________________________________

-Where is he?

-Why, uh, it says here
_________________________________
he went looking for you
and was swallowed by a whale.
_________________________________

-Swallowed by a whale?

-Yeah, uh-huh.
_________________________________
A whale? A whale named Monstro.
_________________________________

-But wait, he's alive.

-Alive? Where?
_________________________________

Why, inside the whale
at the bottom of the sea.
_________________________________

Bottom of the sea?
_________________________________

Uh-huh.
_________________________________
-Hey, where you going?

-I'm going to find him.
_________________________________

Pinoke, are you crazy?
_________________________________

-Don't you realize he's in a whale?

-I've gotta go to him.
_________________________________

Hey, Pinoke, wait! Listen here, son...
_________________________________

But this Monstro, I've heard of him.
_________________________________

He's a whale of a whale.

Why, he swallows whole ships alive.
_________________________________

Tie it good and tight, now.

And besides, it's dangerous.
_________________________________

-Bye, Jiminy.

-Why, I... Goodbye?
_________________________________
I may be live bait down there,
but I'm with you.
_________________________________

Come on, let's go.

_________________________________
JIMINY: Look out below!

_________________________________

(GURGLING) Gangway, down there.
_________________________________

Gee! What a big place.
_________________________________

Come on, Jiminy.
_________________________________

All right.

As soon as I take on some ballast.
_________________________________

One side, sister.
_________________________________

Well, so long.
_________________________________

Hmm. Put it in the wrong end.
_________________________________

Hmm! No more privacy than a goldfish.
_________________________________
(SHUDDERS)
_________________________________

Chilly.
_________________________________

Father?
_________________________________

Father?
_________________________________

Hey, Pinoke, wait for me!
_________________________________

Father?
_________________________________

Father! Huh!
_________________________________
He ain't my father.
_________________________________

Uh, Mr. Geppetto!

_________________________________
Hey! What the...
_________________________________

Hey, let go.

Run along, you little... Squirt.
_________________________________

What's the matter? Can't a fellow...
I was only...
_________________________________

We were only looking for Monstro.
_________________________________

That got them.
_________________________________

Father?
_________________________________

Father?
_________________________________

Oh, hello.
_________________________________
(GIGGLING)
_________________________________

Oh.
_________________________________
Can you tell me where we can find
Monstro the whale?
_________________________________

Gee! They're scared.
_________________________________

Uh, pardon me, pearl,
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

are you acquainted

with Monstro the whale?
_________________________________
(SPUTTERING)
_________________________________

Whoa, hold it there.
_________________________________

Hmm!
_________________________________

Father?
_________________________________

One side there, son.
_________________________________

Come on, boys, break it up.

Break it up, now.
_________________________________
(SEAHORSE WHINNYING)
_________________________________

JIMINY: Hey! What the...
_________________________________

Quit shoving, now. Don't crowd.
_________________________________

Take it easy. Take it easy there.
_________________________________
(GIGGLES)
_________________________________

-Whoa, there, whoa.
-(WHINNIES)
_________________________________

Steady there, Nellie.

Go ahead, Pinoke, ask them.
_________________________________

Could any of you tell me

where to find Monstro?
_________________________________

Whoa! Whoa, boy.
_________________________________

Sakes alive.
_________________________________

Father?
_________________________________

Father?

_________________________________
JIMINY: Mr. Geppetto?

_________________________________

Not a bite for days.
_________________________________

We can't hold out much longer.
_________________________________
(SNEEZES)
_________________________________
(SNEEZES)
_________________________________

I never thought
_________________________________

it would end this way, Figaro.
_________________________________

Starving to death
_________________________________

in the belly of a whale.
_________________________________

My poor little Pinocchio.
_________________________________

He was such a good boy.
_________________________________

It's hopeless, Figaro.
_________________________________
(REELING)
_________________________________

There isn't a fish left.
_________________________________

If the monster doesn't wake up soon,
_________________________________
I'm afraid we... We are done for.

_________________________________

Here they come!
_________________________________

Tuna! Oh, tuna fish!
_________________________________

Food! We'll eat!
_________________________________

Here's a big one.
_________________________________

Keep them in there, Figaro.
_________________________________

Wait! Wait a minute! Have you seen...
_________________________________

Monstro!
_________________________________

Ohh! We gotta get out of here.
_________________________________

Woo-hoo-hoo!
Come on, Pinoke. Don't wait for me!
_________________________________

Never saw so many!
_________________________________
Whoop! (LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Here's another one.
_________________________________

Enough for weeks!
_________________________________

Here's a big one.
_________________________________

Keep them in there, Figaro!
_________________________________

Hey, blubber mouth, open up.

I gotta get in there.
_________________________________

Looks like the last of them.
_________________________________

Here's a big one. Only a few left.
_________________________________

We gotta work fast.

_________________________________
-Hey!
-GEPPETTO: Here's another one.
_________________________________

Hey, Father!
_________________________________

-Father!

-Don't bother me now, Pinocchio.
_________________________________

Pinocchio?
_________________________________

Father!
_________________________________

Pinocchio, my son!
_________________________________

Hey, Father, here I am.
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

Oh, oh, yes. Pinocchio, my boy!

I'm so happy to see you.
_________________________________

Me too, Father.
_________________________________

-(FIGARO PURRS)

-Figaro! Ah, Figaro.
_________________________________

Cleo! Oh, Cleo!
_________________________________

-You're here too.

-Yes!
_________________________________

We're all together again.
_________________________________
(SNEEZES)
_________________________________

-Oh, you are soaking wet.

-Yes, Father.
_________________________________

-You mustn't catch cold.

-But I came to save you.
_________________________________

You know, you shouldn't have
come down here.
_________________________________

-But, Father...

-But I'm awfully glad to see you.
_________________________________

Let me take your hat.
_________________________________
Oh!

_________________________________
Pinocchio!
_________________________________

What's the matter?
_________________________________

Those ears!
_________________________________

Huh? Ears? Oh, these!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Oh, that's nothing. I got a tail too!
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
(BRAYS)
_________________________________

GEPPETTO: Pinocchio!
_________________________________

What's happened to you?
_________________________________

Well, I...
_________________________________
-I...

-Oh, never mind now.
_________________________________

Old Geppetto has his little woodenhead.
_________________________________

Nothing else matters.

_________________________________
JIMINY: I gotta get in! My pal's in there.
_________________________________

Come on, you big moose!

Open up, I tell you.
_________________________________

-Hey! Cut it out.
-(SEAGULLS SQUAWKING)
_________________________________

Hey, beat it, you buzzards!
_________________________________

_________________________________

SORA: Hey, let Pinocchio go, Riku.

_________________________________

RIKU: A puppet that's lost
its heart to the Heartless...
_________________________________
Maybe it holds the key to helping Kairi.
_________________________________
How about it, Sora?
Let's join forces to save her.
_________________________________
We can do it, together.

_________________________________

What? You'd rather fight me?
Over a puppet that has no heart?

_________________________________

Heart or no heart,
at least he still has a conscience.

_________________________________

Conscience?

_________________________________

SORA: You might not hear it,
but right now it's loud and clear.
_________________________________
And it's telling me
you're on the wrong side!

_________________________________

Then you leave me no choice.

_________________________________

Pinocchio! Pinocchio!

_________________________________

Jiminy... I'm not gonna make it.
_________________________________
Oh!

_________________________________

Oh! I guess I'm okay!
_________________________________

_________________________________

Get out? Oh, no, no, son.
_________________________________

I have tried every way.

Why, I even built a raft.
_________________________________

-A raft? That's it!

-Huh?
_________________________________

We'll take the raft,
and when the whale opens his mouth...
_________________________________

No, no, no, no. Now, listen, son.
_________________________________

He only opens his mouth

when he's eating.
_________________________________

Then everything comes in,

nothing goes out.
_________________________________

-Oh.

-It's hopeless, Pinocchio.
_________________________________

Come, we make a nice fire

and we cook some of the fish.
_________________________________

A fire! That's it!
_________________________________

Yes! And then we'll all eat again.
_________________________________

-A great big fire! Lots of smoke.

-Smoke? Oh, yes, sure.
_________________________________

-Smoked fish will taste good.

-Quick, some wood.
_________________________________

Pinocchio, not the chair.
_________________________________

-Hurry, Father, more wood!

-What'll we sit on if we...
_________________________________

We won't need it. We're getting out!
_________________________________

Getting out? But how?
_________________________________

-We'll make him sneeze!

-Make him sneeze?
_________________________________

Oh! That will make him mad!
_________________________________

_________________________________

DONALD: Run!

_________________________________

Riku! Riku, where are you?
_________________________________

_________________________________
(SEAGULLS SQUAWKING)
_________________________________
(SNIFFING)
_________________________________
(MONSTRO HEAVING)
_________________________________

Well, it's about time!
_________________________________

-It won't work.

-Hurry, Father.
_________________________________
Climb aboard.
_________________________________

-We'll never get by those teeth!

-Yes, we will!
_________________________________

Hey, which way you going?

Wait for me!
_________________________________

Hang on. Here we go!
_________________________________
(MONSTRO SNEEZES)
_________________________________

Gesundheit.

_________________________________
(MONSTRO HEAVING)
_________________________________

-We're going back!

-No, we'll make it. Faster, faster.

_________________________________
GEPPETTO: It's no use. We're done for!
_________________________________
(SNEEZES)
_________________________________

We made it!

_________________________________
(ROARING)
_________________________________

Look! Now he is mad!
_________________________________

I told you he'd be furious!
_________________________________

-He's gone.

-Where'd he go?
_________________________________

Look out!
_________________________________

Hang on!
_________________________________
(ROARS)
_________________________________

He's coming back. Hurry!
_________________________________

He's trying to kill us! Paddle, son!
_________________________________

Let's go back!
_________________________________

Look out!
_________________________________
Jump!
_________________________________

Father? Father?

_________________________________
Father!
_________________________________

Pinocchio, swim for shore.

Swim for shore.
_________________________________

Hang on, Father.
_________________________________

(STRAINING) Save yourself.
_________________________________
(ROARING)

_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________

Pinocchio, save yourself.
_________________________________

Don't mind me, son.
_________________________________

Save yourself, Pinocchio.
_________________________________

Pinocchio?
_________________________________

Oh, Pinocchio!
_________________________________

Pinocchio... (GASPS)

_________________________________

_________________________________

So, Kairi's like a lifeless puppet now?

_________________________________

Precisely.

_________________________________

RIKU: And her heart was...

_________________________________

MALEFICENT: Taken by the
Heartless, no doubt.

_________________________________

Tell me! What can I do?

_________________________________

There are ten maidens
of the purest heart.
_________________________________
We call them the princesses of heart.

_________________________________
Gather them together, and a door
will open to the heart of all worlds.
_________________________________
Within lies untold wisdom.
_________________________________
There you will surely find
a way to recover Kairi's heart.
_________________________________
Now, I'll grant you a marvelous gift.
_________________________________
The power to control the Heartless.

_________________________________

Soon, Kairi. Soon.
_________________________________

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