Disney NeverEnding Chronology (Summer 2018 Part 1) - Subtitles (en)

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I sure hope Pinocchio
and Geppetto are okay.

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Yeah, hopefully
they landed safely somewhere.

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Riku...
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I think my magic is as
good as Donald's now.
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No way! Not in a million years.
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Why don't you go see Merlin?
Work more on your magic.
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(GEPPETTO CRYING)
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(WHISPERING) My boy.
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My brave little boy.

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FAIRY: Prove yourself brave,
truthful, and unselfish,
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and someday you will be a real boy.

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Awake, Pinocchio.

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Awake.

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-Father, what are you crying for?

-Because...
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You're dead, Pinocchio.
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No. No, I'm not.
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Yes. Yes, you are.
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-Now lie down.

-But, Father, I'm alive. See?
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And I'm...
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I'm... I'm real. I'm a real boy!
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You're alive, and you are a real boy!
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Yea! Whoopie!

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GEPPETTO: A real live boy. Ha-ha!
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This calls for a celebration!
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(CLOCKS CHIMING)

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GEPPETTO: Professor, lots of music!
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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Well! This is practically
where I came in.
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Pinocchio?
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-Hey, it's Sora!
-Well, hello, Sora!
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How did you get here?
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A man named Leon helped us.
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He even got us this house to live in.
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I don't know how
I'll ever repay his kindness.
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Say, I hear you three are
fighting the Heartless.
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I thought I might be able
to help you, so I made this.
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For us?
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But of course!
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Pinocchio and I can't thank you enough!
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We'll do anything we can to help you.
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Oh, another summon gem?
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Let's help this little one.
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Here we go!
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Bibbity bobbity boo!
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Dumbo.
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If you find any more of these
stones, bring them to me.
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That's What Makes the World Go Round – The Sword in the Stone
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Could you turn me into a fish?
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Do you have any imagination?
Can you imagine yourself as a fish?
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Oh, that's easy.
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-I've done that lots of times.
-Oh.
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Well, good. Then I think that my magic
can do the rest.
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Uh... (STAMMERING)
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Archimedes, what is that fish formula?
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(YAWNING)
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(STAMMERING)
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Who? Who? What?
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You know, that Latin business.
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Fish? Latin? Oh, uh...
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Aquarius, aquaticus, aqualitus.
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And now, if you don't mind,
I say good day to the both of you.
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If you please.
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When he stays out all night
he's always grumpy the next morning.
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-He must stay out every night.
-Yes, yes.
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Oh. Oh, yes. I say, that's very good, boy.
(CHUCKLES)
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Who? What, what?
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All right, boy. All set. Here we go.
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Aquarius, aquaticus, aqualitus quom.
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Aquadigitarium.
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(POOF)
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ARTHUR: Merlin, am I a fish?
Am I a fish?
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Yes, yes, yes, you are a fish.
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If you don't stop
flipping and flopping around
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and get in the water you won't last long.
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(GRUNTS)
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Now, stay right here in the tules
and I'll be with you in a minute.
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(MERLIN CHUCKLES)
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So, you thought you could take right off
like a shot, did you?
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Well, I am a fish, aren't I?
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MERLIN: You merely look like a fish.
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That doesn't mean
you can swim like one.
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You don't have the instinct.
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So, you'll have to use your brain
for a change.
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You are living between two planes now,
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somewhere between the ceiling
and the floor.
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Now, there are lots of ups and downs,
like a helicopter.
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-Helicopter?
-Yes.
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It... It... No, never mind.
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Every flick of a fin creates movement.
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So, first we'll start with the caudal fin.
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No, no, boy. Your tail, tail.
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(GASPS)
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Now, that gives you the forward thrust.
Now, let's get a rhythm.
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(SINGING) Right, left, right, left
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One, two, left and right
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By day and night
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That's what makes the world go round
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In and out
Thin and stout
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That's what makes the world go round
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For every up there is a down
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-For every square
-There is a round?
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Yes.
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-For every high
-There is a low?
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And for every to
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-There is a...
-Fro.
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-Fro?
-Yes, fro.
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To and fro, stop and go
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That's what makes the world go round
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In and out
Thin and stout
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Merlin? Merlin?
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-I swallowed a bug.
-Oh.
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What's wrong with that?
After all, boy, you are a fish.
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Instincts, you know.
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But you said I had no instinct.
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Yes. Oh.
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Oh, I did. That's neither here nor there.
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The main thing is, you must...
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Set your sights upon the heights
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Don't be a mediocrity
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-Mediocrity?
-That's right.
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Don't just wait and trust to fate
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And say that's how it's meant to be
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It's up to you how far you go
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If you don't try you'll never know
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And so, my lad, as I've explained
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Nothing ventured, nothing gained
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(MERLIN HUMMING TUNE)
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(MERLIN GIGGLING)
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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Let's... Let's swim through
that tall grass again. It tickles.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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Oh. Oh, I beg your pardon.
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Me, too.
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For every to there is a fro
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For every stop there is a go
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And that's what makes
the world go round
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Oh, let go, let go, let go.
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Hundred Acre Wood Part 2
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Look, Rabbit's house came back!
But it looks like Rabbit isn't home.

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Pooh's been calling and calling, but
the house says no one's there.

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Who is this person named Nobody?

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Nobody, have you seen Rabbit?
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No! No Rabbit here!
There's no one here!
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NARRATOR: Now, Pooh was not

the sort to give up easily.

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When he put his mind to honey,

he stuck to it.

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Now, honey rhymes with bunny,
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and bunny rhymes with, uh...

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Rabbit?
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I like Rabbit because
he uses short, easy words,
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like, "How about lunch?"
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And, "Help yourself, Pooh."
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Pooh? Lunch?
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Oh, no. Not again.
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Oh, my. Oh, my goodness gracious!
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Is anybody at home?
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What I said was, "Is anybody at home?"
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RABBIT: No!
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Bother! Isn't there anybody here at all?
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Nobody.
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Must be somebody there because

somebody must have said, "Nobody."
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-Rabbit, isn't that you?

-No!
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Isn't that the Rabbit's voice?
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I don't think so. It isn't meant to be.

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Hello, Rabbit!

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Why, (STAMMERS) Pooh.
What a pleasant surprise...
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Nice to see you, too, Piglet. And...

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Is this a new friend?
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(STAMMERS) Pooh, I'm sorry, but...
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I'm all out of honey at the moment.

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(STAMMERS) Honey? Now,
how did that get up there?
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Would you like some, Pooh?
Don't feel you have to, of course.
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-Hello, Rabbit!

-Oh, hello, Pooh bear.
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Pooh bear!
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Uh, uh...
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Uh, what a pleasant surprise.
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Uh, how about lunch?
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Oh, thank you, Rabbit.
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And help yourself, Pooh.
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(HUMMING)
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Would you like condensed milk

or honey on your bread?
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Both! But never mind the bread, please.
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Just a small helping, if you please.
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There you are.
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Is something wrong?
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Well, I did mean

a little larger small helping.
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Perhaps it would save time

if you took the whole jar?
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Thank you, Rabbit.

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POOH: Oh, thank you, Rabbit.
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I would like just a small smackeral.
I'm quite hungry.

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RABBIT: Um, Pooh Bear...
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You're not eating the whole pot, are you?
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Once you start, there's no
stopping you, is there...
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NARRATOR: So Pooh ate, and ate,

and ate, and ate,

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and ate, and ate and ate,
and ate and ate!

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Until at last, he said to Rabbit,
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in a rather sticky voice...

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I must be going now.
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Goodbye, Rabbit.
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Well, goodbye,
if you're sure you won't have any more.
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Is there any more?
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-No, there isn't.

-I thought not.
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(SLURPING)
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Ooph!
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Oh, help and bother! I'm stuck.
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Oh, dear! Oh, gracious!
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Well, it all comes from eating too much.
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(GRUNTING)
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It all comes from not having

front doors big enough!
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(GRUNTS)
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Oh, dear, it's no use.
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Only one thing to do.

I'll get Christopher Robin.
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Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
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RABBIT: Oh, my heavens to Betsy.
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PIGLET: (STAMMERS) Help!
Please help Pooh!
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POOH: Oh, help and bother.
I'm stuck again.
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I came in through this hole

so it must have shrunk.
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(OWL HOOTING)
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(HOOTING)
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-Well, if it isn't Pooh bear.

-Oh, hello, Owl.
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Splendid day to be up and about

one's business, quite. (CHUCKLES)
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Oh...
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I say, are you stuck?
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No, no, just resting,
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and thinking and humming to myself.
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(HUMMING)
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(CLEARS THROAT) You, sir, are stuck,
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a wedged bear, in a great tightness.
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In a word, irremovable.
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Now, obviously,
this situation calls for an expert.
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(WHISTLING) Somebody call for
an excavation expert?
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I'm not in the book,

but I'm at your service.
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Gopher's the name. Here's my card.

What's your problem?
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(CLEARS THROAT) Yes, yes, yes, yes.
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It seems the entrance to
Rabbit's domicile is impassable.
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Uh, to be exact, plugged.
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-And you want me to dig it out?

-Precisely.
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I say, it's over here, my good fellow.
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Heh, um...
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The first thing to be done

is get rid of that bear.
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He's gumming up the whole project.
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Dash-it-all, he is the project!
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Hard digging, might hit bedrock.
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Danger of cave-in. Risky.
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Needs planks for bracing.
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Big job. Take two, three days.
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Three days? What about lunches?
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No problem,
I always go home for lunch.
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Oh, this will run into money.
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I say, how much?
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Do the job for hourly rate,
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plus cover materials,
plus overtime, plus 10%.
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And your estimate?
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Nope, can't give an estimate. Too risky.
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Whoo, whoo.
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Blast-it-all.
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Good idea! We'll dynamite, save time.
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Ah, what's the charge?
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The charge?
Oh, about seven sticks of dynamite.
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No, no, no, the cost!

The charge in money?
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Nope, no charge account.

I work strictly cash.
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Obviously, but I should think...
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I can't stand around lollygagging

all day. Got a tight schedule.
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(SCREAMS)
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If you think it over, let me know.
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You got my card. I'm not in the book.
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Oh. Dash-it-all, he's gone.
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After all, he's not in the book, you know.
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(CLEARS THROAT) Oh.
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RABBIT: Here we come. Don't worry.
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Cheer up, Pooh bear. We're coming.
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We'll get you out.
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Well, maybe.
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Silly old bear. Here, give me your paw.
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(GRUNT)
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Ow. It's no use. I'm stuck!
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Well, if we can't pull you out, Pooh,

perhaps we can push you back.
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Oh, no! Not that! Oh, my gracious!
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Oh, dear!
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Having got this far,

it seems a pity to waste it.
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Pooh bear,
there's only one thing we can do.
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Wait for you to get thin again.
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Oh, bother. How long will that take?
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Days. Weeks. Months. Who knows?
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Oh, dear.
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If I have to face
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that thing for months,
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I might as well make the best of it.
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(HUMMING)
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Oh, no! There it is again!
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Well, l'll just turn it to the wall.
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Oh, dear!
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Hmm.
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Yes, a frame.
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Ah-ha!
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No. No, no, no. No.
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Very nice.
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And a splash of color.
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Oh...
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It just doesn't have

that rustic, informal look.
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-(SCRUNCH)
-Ooph!
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-There.
-(SCRUNCH)
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A hunting trophy.
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Ah-ha. I know just the thing.
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Something tickles.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Oh, Pooh! You messed up my moose!
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Pooh?
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Roo has a little surprise for you.
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-Flowers.

-Honeysuckle.
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(CHUCKLES) No, Pooh,
you don't eat them.
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You smell them.
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Oh.
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(SNIFFING)
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That's not bad. Not bad at all.

It's rather good, I think.
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Ah... (SNIFFING)
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Oh, no!
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Ah... Ah...
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-(POOH SNEEZES)

-Oh, no! Help!
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Why did I ever invite that bear to lunch?
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Why, oh, why, oh, why?

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NARRATOR: While Pooh's bottom

was stuck at the top of page 28,

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his top was stuck

at the bottom of page 30.

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So both ends waited to get thin again.

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Day after day.

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Night after lonely night.

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(SIGH)
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I wonder what's for breakfast?
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(SNORES)
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Breakfast.
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(POOH SNORING)
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Lunch.
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Huh?

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-POOH: A lunch box!

-(WHISTLING) It certainly is!

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I'm working the swing shift, you know.
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Time for my midnight snack.
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Say! Ain't you that stuck-up bear?
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Hmm. I still think I could blast you
out of there.
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Um, what sort of lunch

is in that lunch box?
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Well, let's see here.
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Ah, um...
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Summer squash...
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Salmon salad, succotash,
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spiced custard,
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and honey.
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Honey?
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Honey? Oh, no!
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Could you spare a small smackerel?
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Say, you ought to do something

about that speech impediment, sonny.
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Thank you, Gopher.
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Oh, no! Not that!
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No, no, no, no, no!
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Not one drop!
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But, Rabbit, I wasn't going to eat it.
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I was just going to taste it.
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I'll taste it for you.
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That supercilious scoundrel

confiscated my honey.
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(READING)
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Umph! I'm going to skedaddle.

I'm not in the book.
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(SCREAMING)
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And I'm ding danged glad of it!
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Oh, how will I eat honey
if I'm stuck here?
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When it's lunch time, perhaps
you could bring me a honey jar.

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RABBIT: No honey till you're unstuck!
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If Pooh doesn't slim down, my
house will stay plugged up forever!

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If only there were something
we could do...
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Wait, I know! A bit of carrot
top juice will do the trick!
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I have a carrot patch on the
other side of the stream.
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Carrot top juice is just the ticket
to slimming down a Pooh!
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Oh, no!

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Hey there! Name's Tigger!
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T-I-double-guh-RR. That spells Tigger!
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Well, now! I don't think
I've ever seen you before!

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Hello, Tigger. You've just
bounced my new friend Sora.
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Hey, Pooh! Say, you're
lookin' mighty uncomfy today.
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Is that some new exercise? Why,
bouncin' around is a lot more fun.

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(STAMMERS) Why do you bounce
around so much, Tigger?

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Why? 'Cause bouncin' is
what Tiggers do best!
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Speaking of which, my bouncin'
spot has gone and disappeared!
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So for now, this'll be
my new bouncin' ground.
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Tigger's bouncing
will ruin my vegetables!

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And if we don't give Pooh some
carrot top juice, he'll be stuck forever.
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Please help me! Keep Tigger
away from my carrots!

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OWL: This is quite a fix.
But I have just the solution.
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Pay attention, now.

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Sora, you'll have to protect
this carrot patch.
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If Tigger bounces on a carrot
twice, it'll be buried.
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Once...
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Twice!
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Just like that.
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Protect the carrots from Tigger's
bounces and you'll receive points.
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How, you ask? It's elementary!
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Simply get to the carrots before
Tigger lands on them.
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There are fifteen carrots here.
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Your score depends on how
many you save,
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and how many times you block Tigger.
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Oh, and one more thing.
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The Rush command
is the key to a high score.
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Select Rush while near a carrot
that isn't buried yet.
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You'll dash to the target
area before Tigger lands.
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Well, good luck!
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TIGGER: (SINGING)
The wonderful thing about tiggers
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is tiggers are wonderful things
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Their tops are made out of rubber

their bottoms are made out of springs
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They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy

pouncy fun, fun, fun, fun, fun
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But the most wonderful thing

about tiggers is I'm the only one
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I'm the only one

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Say, you kept up pretty good there, Sora,
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especially for a non-Tigger!
Let's have another go.
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(SINGING)
The wonderful thing about tiggers
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is tiggers are wonderful things
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Their tops are made out of rubber

their bottoms are made out of springs
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They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy

pouncy fun, fun, fun, fun, fun
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But the most wonderful thing

about tiggers is I'm the only one
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I'm the only one

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Thank you so much.
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Now I'd better make that
carrot top juice.
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I'll get the carrots,
so please wait inside the house.
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Oh, what a day! I gave
Pooh the carrot top juice.
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All we have to do now is push him out.
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Just a little push should do.
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NARRATOR: And then, one morning,

when Rabbit was beginning to think

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he might never be able
to use his front door again,
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-(SQUEAK)
-it happened.

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He budged.
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Hooray! Christopher Crabin.
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No, Chrostofer Raban.
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He bidged! He badged! He booged!
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Today is the day!
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EVERYONE: (SINGING)
Hooray for you
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Hooray for me
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Hooray, hooray
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The Pooh will soon be free
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Dum de dum

de dum de dum de dum
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Now the time has come for proving
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What the diet did for Pooh
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And since we pledged

he'd be unwedged
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That's what we're going to do
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He'll be pulled and he'll be tugged
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And eventually unplugged
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We'll have a tug-of-war
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To open Rabbit's door
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Think heave-age
Think ho-age
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And out the Pooh will go-age
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For mind over matter
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Has made the Pooh un-fatter
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(GOPHER SCREAMING)
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Heave, ho
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Heave, ho
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Heave, heave, heave, heave
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Heave...
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(POPS)
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There he goes!

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GOPHER: Suffering sassafras.

He's sailing clean out of the book!

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GOPHER: Quick! Turn the page!
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-(THUD)
-(BUZZING)

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First my vegetable patch and now this...

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Oh, bother. Where am I?
It's ever so dark in here.
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Well, it isn't so bad, I suppose.
There is plenty of honey.
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Stuck again.
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Don't worry, Pooh. We'll get you out.
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No hurry. Take your time.
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Yum, yum. (SLURPING)
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(SINGING) Bears love honey

and I'm a Pooh bear
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Yum, yum, yum, yum
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(SLURPING)
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Hmm.
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Yum, yum, yum, yum

Time for something sweet

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NARRATOR: We come

to the next chapter in which...

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POOH: But I haven't finished yet.
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But, Pooh, you're in the next chapter.

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Oh. What happens to me?
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Well, let's turn the page and find out.
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The Backson Song – Winnie the Pooh

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(SINGING)
It's a giant creature with a tail
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Here, I'll draw Piglet in for scale
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-(GROWLS)

-Oh, dear!
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Its hide is like a shaggy rug

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Its face a surly, ugly mug

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With two sharp horns atop its head

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Between a mop of hair that's red

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(ALL GASP)
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And in its nose a ring of gold
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-It smells of monkey's feet and mold
-(SHRIEKS)
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Its toes are black, its fur is blue

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I swear that all I tell you
is not made up
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The Backson! The Backson?

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The Backson! The Backson?

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ALL: Oh, no!

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But, Owl, what does a Backson do?
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Yes, Owl, what does a Backson do?
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Hmm, what does a Backson do?
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I'm thinking, I'm thinking,
I'm thinking, I'm thinking
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And now I will tell you
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They sneak into your library
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And scribble in all your books
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The Backson, the Backson
We don't like the Backson
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When decorating your Christmas tree
they tangle up all the hooks
_________________________________

The Backson, the Backson
we're afraid of the Backson
_________________________________
OWL: They spoil the milk

they stop all the clocks
_________________________________

They use their horns
to put holes in your socks
_________________________________

The Backson's the one
who's been putting holes in our socks
_________________________________

Tell us more about what Backsons do
_________________________________

Yes, more about what Backsons do
_________________________________

More about what Backsons do?
_________________________________

Why don't we hear
some thoughts from you?
_________________________________
TIGGER: Maybe they make

you sleep too late
_________________________________
OWL: Yes, yes, that's good, that's great

_________________________________
(ALARM CLOCK RINGING)
_________________________________

I bet they're the reason my tail is gone

_________________________________
OWL: You're on a roll go on, go on

_________________________________

They muddy up your tidy house
_________________________________

They make you feel as small as a mouse

_________________________________
They break your crayons
they spill your tea
_________________________________
KANGA: They wake up babies

at one and three
_________________________________

They made me catch the cold I caught
_________________________________
They made me lose

my train of thought
_________________________________
They swipe your stripes

they clog your pipes
_________________________________

They dig up your garden
they won't beg your pardon

_________________________________

They eat your snacks
they won't relax

_________________________________
They chip your tooth,
they steal your youth

_________________________________
And now you know the horrible truth

_________________________________

The Backson, the Backson
_________________________________

The Backson, the Backson
_________________________________

Oh, no!
_________________________________

-Oh, yes

-ALL: Huh?
_________________________________

I know exactly what to do
_________________________________

We'll find things Backsons
are partial to

_________________________________
Like books and dishes

_________________________________

And socks and toys
_________________________________

Yes, everything that a Backson destroys
_________________________________

Then we'll dig an enormous pit
_________________________________

And make the items lead to it
_________________________________

He'll fall in and we'll get our friend
_________________________________

And this horrible nightmare
can come to an end
_________________________________

The Backson! The Backson!

_________________________________

The Backson! The Backson!

_________________________________

Go home and search your closets
_________________________________

Bring everything that you can
_________________________________

The Backson, the Backson,
we're gonna catch the Backson
_________________________________

We'll save Christopher Robin
by following Rabbit's plan
_________________________________

The Backson, the Backson,
we'll save Christopher Robin
_________________________________

We must be brave and have no fear
_________________________________

So to the death, we'll persevere
_________________________________

We'll search by the sun
and the light of the moon
_________________________________

And if everything goes well,
we'll be back soon
_________________________________

-Back soon.

-Back Soon
_________________________________

Sounds like "Backson."
_________________________________

Back Soon
_________________________________

Oh, well. Good luck, everyone!

_________________________________

_________________________________
June 2018
_________________________________

_________________________________

Mr. Flaversham...

_________________________________

(SNICKERING)

_________________________________

Allow me to present

your charming daughter.

_________________________________

-Olivia!

-Father!

_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-Ow! My foot! My only foot!

_________________________________

Oh, Father! (SNIFFLING)

I thought I'd never find you.

_________________________________

There, there, my bairn. I'm all right.

_________________________________

I was so worried about my little girl.

_________________________________

(FEIGNS SNIFFLING)

Oh, how sweet.

_________________________________

Oh, I just love tearful reunions.

_________________________________

-Now, come along, my dear.

-Oh, please! Please!

_________________________________

-Olivia! Oh, please, professor!

-Father!

_________________________________

Now, now...

_________________________________

Fidget will take good care of her.

_________________________________

That is, as long

as we have no further delays.

_________________________________

Yes, yes, I'll finish it.

Oh, just don't hurt my daughter.

_________________________________

Remember, it must be ready tonight.

_________________________________

-(HUMMING)

-Stop! Let me go!

_________________________________

You ugly old thing!

_________________________________

-That ought to hold you!

-Help! Let me out! Let me out!

_________________________________

See how you like that.

_________________________________

(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

_________________________________

Ah, the uniforms.

Fidget, I knew I could rely on you.

_________________________________

Now, you didn't forget anything?

_________________________________

(LAUGHS) No problem.

_________________________________

I took care of everything.

Everything on the list.

_________________________________

Uh-oh.

_________________________________

-What's wrong?

-The list, I know...

_________________________________

-Where is the list?

-The list, yeah, yeah, yeah.

_________________________________

You see, it was like this.

_________________________________

I was in the toy store

getting uniforms when I heard...

_________________________________

-You're not coming through.

-(PANTING)

_________________________________

A dog came. I ran.

_________________________________

I had baby bonnet, girl in bag

and Basil chased me.

_________________________________

What? Basil on the case!

_________________________________

Why you gibbering little...

_________________________________

(GASPING, GRUNTING, GROANING)

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES, INHALES DEEPLY)

_________________________________

Oh, my dear Fidget. You have been

hanging upside down too long.

_________________________________

You mean, you're not mad?

I'm glad you're taking it so well.

_________________________________

(BELL RINGING)

_________________________________
(FIDGET SCREAMS)

_________________________________

Not me, you idiot.

No, stop you stupid fur ball!

_________________________________

(MUFFLED) Open up! Open up! Oh!

Ay! Ah! You're hurting my wings!

_________________________________

How dare that idiot Basil poke his nose

into my scheme and foul up everything!

_________________________________

FIDGET: Let me out! Let me out!

_________________________________

Help...

_________________________________

I can just see that insufferable grin

on his smug face.

_________________________________

(FIDGET STRUGGLING)

_________________________________

Yes, yes, I can just see it.

_________________________________

(SNICKERING)

_________________________________

-Felicia, release him.

-FIDGET: I'm too young to die!

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

Fidget, you delightful little maniac.

_________________________________

You've presented me

with a singular opportunity.

_________________________________

(THUMPS)

_________________________________

Poor Basil!

Oh, he is in for a little surprise.

_________________________________

(SNICKERS)

_________________________________

_________________________________

(ELECTRICAL CRACKLING)
_________________________________

(ZAPPING AND CRACKLING)
_________________________________

So you want some
of my electricity, do you?

_________________________________

(SNICKERING)
_________________________________

Well, for once, the rich
white man is in control.

_________________________________

I have two buttons behind this desk.
_________________________________

One will supply your town with
power, the other releases the hounds.

_________________________________

Reach me, make me your brother.
_________________________________

The hospital's generator
is about to give out.

_________________________________

Lives will be lost!
_________________________________

Lives... lost. Go on.
_________________________________

We got a convict we were going to

fry tomorrow, but now we can't.
_________________________________

Tempting... Tempting.
_________________________________

Look, all our reasons mean nothing.
_________________________________

Just look into your heart

and you'll find the answer.
_________________________________

(APU SCREAMING)
_________________________________
BURNS: First door on the right.
APU: Thank you.

_________________________________

-(ALL SCREAMING)

-(HOUNDS BARKING)
_________________________________

What? This isn't the way
I pictured Alaska at all!

_________________________________

Oh, that's better.
_________________________________

Homer!
_________________________________

-(TIRES SCREECHING)

-(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Well, at least my poster didn't get torn.
_________________________________

(FINGERS SQUEAK

AGAINST GLASS)
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

(GRAND ORCHESTRAL

THEME SWELLS)
_________________________________

Welcome to Alaska.
Here's a thousand dollars.
_________________________________

Well, it's about time, but why?
_________________________________

We pay every resident

a thousand dollars
_________________________________

to allow oil companies to

ravage our state's natural beauty.
_________________________________

I'm home.
_________________________________

Oh, thanks.
_________________________________

(LUSH ORCHESTRAL

THEME PLAYING)
_________________________________

What are you doing, Bart?
_________________________________

Eh, just passing the time.
_________________________________

(CLAP ECHOING)
_________________________________

(CLAP ECHOING)
_________________________________

(CLAPPING)
_________________________________

Aw. My boy loves Alaska

so much, he's applauding it.
_________________________________

-Lisa, why aren't you clapping?

-But, Dad...
_________________________________

Clap for Alaska.
_________________________________

(CLAPPING)
_________________________________

(DEEP RUMBLING)
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

(HOMER SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(SNOW CRUNCHING)
_________________________________

Well, Marge, we're separated

from the kids by a wall of snow.
_________________________________

All my dreams are coming true.
_________________________________

(DISNEY-STYLE

ORCHESTRATION PLAYS)
_________________________________

(BIRDS SINGING)
_________________________________

(CHORUS VOCALIZING MELODY)
_________________________________

(FABRIC TEARING)
_________________________________

(BIRDS TWEETING)
_________________________________

(WHISTLES)
_________________________________

(SCREECHES)
_________________________________

(FABRIC TEARING)
_________________________________

(ORCHESTRATION CONTINUES)

_________________________________

_________________________________

(CREW SNORING)

_________________________________

(MUTTERING)

_________________________________

(FART NOISES)

_________________________________

Uh-oh! Oh! Ugh!

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

Morph?

_________________________________

Morph, knock it off. It's too early for this.

_________________________________

Ow! Hey, Morph!

_________________________________

Pbbt!

_________________________________

(LAUGHS)

_________________________________

-Hey, come back here!

-"Come back here!"

_________________________________

Gotcha!

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

That's it, you little squid.

_________________________________

"You little squid. You little squid.

_________________________________

"Squid. Squid. Squid. Squid."

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

Ha!

_________________________________

Busted!

_________________________________

Look, what we're saying is,

we're sick of all this waiting.

_________________________________

There's only three of them left.

_________________________________

We are wanting to move.

_________________________________

We don't move till

we got the treasure in hand.

_________________________________

I say we kill 'em all now.

_________________________________

I say what's to say!

_________________________________

Disobey my orders again,

_________________________________

like that stunt you pulled with Mr. Arrow,

_________________________________

and so help me, you'll be joining him!

_________________________________

Strong talk, but I know otherwise.

_________________________________

SILVER:

You got something to say, Scroop?

_________________________________

It's that boy.

_________________________________

Methinks you have a soft spot for him.

_________________________________

SAILORS: Yeah.

_________________________________

Now, mark me, the lot of ya.

_________________________________

I care about one thing,

and one thing only!

_________________________________

Flint's trove.

_________________________________

You think I'd risk it all for the sake

_________________________________

of some nose-wiping little whelp?

_________________________________

SCROOP: What was it now?

_________________________________

"Oh, you got the makings

of greatness in ya."

_________________________________

Shut your yap!

_________________________________

I cozied up to that kid

to keep him off our scent.

_________________________________

But I ain't gone soft.

_________________________________

ONUS: Land ho!

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

There it is!

_________________________________

Feast eyes and click heels,

if you got 'em.

_________________________________

Where the devil's me glass?

_________________________________

Jimbo.

_________________________________

Playing games, are we?

_________________________________

Yeah.

_________________________________

Yeah, we're playing games.

_________________________________

Oh, I see. Well, I was

never much good at games.

_________________________________

Always hated to lose. (CLICK)

_________________________________

Hmm.

_________________________________

-Me, too!

-Aah!

_________________________________

Right-o.

_________________________________

Ohh. Blast it all.

_________________________________

(BLOWS WHISTLE)

_________________________________

Change in plan, lads!

_________________________________

We move now!

_________________________________

(CHEERING)

_________________________________

Strike our colors, Mr. Onus.

_________________________________

With pleasure, Captain.

_________________________________

(ROARS)

_________________________________

Pirates on my ship?

I'll see they all hang.

_________________________________

Doctor, familiar with these?

_________________________________

Oh, I've seen... Well, I've read...

_________________________________

Uh, no. No. No, I'm not.

_________________________________

Ooh.

_________________________________

Mr. Hawkins! Defend this with your life.

_________________________________

Morph! Give me that!

_________________________________

You're taking all day about it.

_________________________________

Oh!

_________________________________

Stop them!

_________________________________

DOPPLER: Aah, aah, aah. Oof!

_________________________________

Hey, you!

_________________________________

To the longboats, quickly!

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

Yeah!

_________________________________

Morph! No!

_________________________________

Chew on this, you pus-filled boils!

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

Did you actually aim for that?

_________________________________

You know, actually, I did.

_________________________________

(GEARS TURNING)

_________________________________

Oh, blast it.

_________________________________

Doctor, when I say "now,"

shoot out the forward cable.

_________________________________

I'll take this one.

_________________________________

JIM: Morph, here! Morph!

_________________________________

SILVER: Morph!

_________________________________

Morphy, come here. (WHISTLES)

_________________________________

Morph. Morph. Bring it here.

Morph, come here.

_________________________________

Come here. Come here, boy.

Come to your dad.

_________________________________

JIM: Come here, boy. Morph!

_________________________________

-Come on!

-Morph! Morph, here!

_________________________________

-SILVER: Morphy!

-Morph!

_________________________________

(GROANS) Ohh.

_________________________________

(POWERS UP)

_________________________________

(BEEPING)

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

Now!

_________________________________

Whoa!

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

Jim!

_________________________________

Parameters met. Hydraulics engaged.

_________________________________

That's it! Come to papa!

_________________________________

Hold your fire! We'll lose the map!

_________________________________

Captain! Laser ball at 12 o'clock!

_________________________________

-Whoa!

-Aah!

_________________________________

(CREAKING)

_________________________________

Ow.

_________________________________

Oh, my goodness.

_________________________________

That was more fun than

I ever want to have again.

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

That's not one of

my gossamer landings.

_________________________________

Captain!

_________________________________

Oh. Ooh.

_________________________________

Oh, don't fuss.

_________________________________

Uh... uh...

_________________________________

Slight bruising. That's all.

_________________________________

Cup of tea, and I'll be right as rain.

_________________________________

Mr. Hawkins.

_________________________________

The map, if you please.

_________________________________

Ah.

_________________________________

-(GIGGLING)

-Morph!

_________________________________

Morph, where's the map?

_________________________________

Are you serious? It's back on the ship?

_________________________________

Stifle that blob and get low.

_________________________________

We've got company.

_________________________________

We need a more defensible position.

_________________________________

Mr. Hawkins, scout ahead.

_________________________________

Aye, Captain.

_________________________________

Unh!

_________________________________

Steady, steady.

_________________________________

Now, let's have a look at that.

_________________________________

_________________________________

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

_________________________________

(VOICES SPEAKING ATLANTEAN)

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

(CRASHING)

_________________________________

Hey, wait!

_________________________________

Who are you? Where are you going?

_________________________________

Come back!

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

Hey, wait a minute!

_________________________________

(ECHOING) Who are you?

_________________________________

Sweet mother of Jefferson Davis!

_________________________________

It's beautiful.

_________________________________

Milo, I gotta hand it to you.

_________________________________

You really came through.

_________________________________

I take that back.

_________________________________

Holy cats! Who are these guys?

_________________________________

-They gotta be Atlanteans.

-What? That's impossible!

_________________________________

I seen this back in the Dakota.

_________________________________

They can smell fear

just by looking at ya.

_________________________________

So, keep quiet.

_________________________________

(SPEAKING ATLANTEAN)

_________________________________

I think it's talking to you.

_________________________________

(SPEAKING ATLANTEAN)

_________________________________

Parlez-vou français?

_________________________________

Oui, monsieur!

_________________________________

They speak my language!

_________________________________

Pardon, mademoiselle.

_________________________________

Ah, voulez-vous... (WHISPERING)

_________________________________

-Ooh!

-(APPLAUDS) Ooh, I like her.

_________________________________

(SCOFFS) 'Bout time someone hit him.

_________________________________

I'm just sorry it wasn't me.

_________________________________

(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGES)

_________________________________

How do they know all these languages?

_________________________________

Their language must be

based on a root dialect.

_________________________________

It's just like the Tower of Babel.

_________________________________

Well, maybe English

is in there somewhere.

_________________________________

We are explorers

from the surface world.

_________________________________

We come in peace.

_________________________________

Welcome to the city of Atlantis.

_________________________________

Come. You must speak

with my father now.

_________________________________

Squad "B," head back

to the shaft and salvage what you can.

_________________________________

OFFICER: Yes, sir!

_________________________________
ROURKE: We'll rendezvous

in 24 hours.

_________________________________

OFFICER: Let's move it. You heard him.

_________________________________

(GIGGLES)

_________________________________

I'm so excited!

_________________________________

(SCREECHING)

_________________________________
MILO: Now,

what's really amazing is that

_________________________________

if you deconstructed Latin,

you overlaid it

_________________________________

with a little Sumerian,

throw in a dash of Thessalonian,

_________________________________

you'd be getting close to

their basic grammatical structure.

_________________________________

Or at least you'd be

in the same ballpark...

_________________________________

-Someone's having a good time.

-Like a kid at Christmas.

_________________________________

Commander, there were

not supposed to be people down here.

_________________________________

This changes everything.

_________________________________

This changes nothing.

_________________________________

Take that, Mr. Harcourt!

_________________________________

(SPEAKING ATLANTEAN)

_________________________________
ROURKE: Your Majesty?

_________________________________

On behalf of my crew,

_________________________________

may I say it is an honor

to be welcomed to your city.

_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT)

Excuse me? Commander?

_________________________________

You presume much

to think you are welcome here.

_________________________________

Oh, sir, we have come

a long way looking for...

_________________________________

I know what you seek,

and you will not find it here.

_________________________________

Your journey has been in vain.

_________________________________

But we are peaceful explorers,

men of science.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)

_________________________________

And yet you bring weapons.

_________________________________

Our weapons allow us to remove

obstacles we may encounter.

_________________________________

Some obstacles cannot be

removed with a mere show of force.

_________________________________

Return to your people.

You must leave Atlantis at once.

_________________________________

Oh, Your Majesty, be reasonable.

_________________________________

-Sir...

-Not now, son.

_________________________________

Trust me on this.

We better do as he says.

_________________________________

May I respectfully request

that we stay one night, sir?

_________________________________

That would give us

time to rest, resupply,

_________________________________

and be ready to travel by morning.

_________________________________

Hmm. Very well. One night.

_________________________________

That is all.

_________________________________

Well, thank you, Your Majesty.

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

Mmm. Your heart has softened, Kida.

_________________________________

A thousand years ago,

you would have slain them on sight.

_________________________________

A thousand years ago,

the streets were lit,

_________________________________

and our people did not

have to scavenge for food

_________________________________

at the edge of a crumbling city!

_________________________________

The people are content.

_________________________________

They do not know any better!

_________________________________

We were once a great people.

Now we live in ruins.

_________________________________

The kings of our past would weep

_________________________________

if they could see how far we have fallen.

_________________________________

-Kida.

-If these outsiders

_________________________________

can unlock the secrets of our past,

_________________________________

perhaps we can save our future.

_________________________________

What they have to teach us

we have already learned.

_________________________________

Our way of life is dying.

_________________________________

Our way of life is preserved.

_________________________________

Kida, when you take the throne,

you will understand.

_________________________________

_________________________________

(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

(CORK POPPING)
_________________________________

WOMAN: Champagne!
_________________________________

(PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

What are you doing?
_________________________________

(SIGHING)
_________________________________

I'm hungry.

_________________________________

I don't know where I am,
_________________________________

and I don't know
when I'll find food again.

_________________________________

Remy, you are better than that.
You are a cook.

_________________________________

A cook makes. A thief takes.
You are not a thief.

_________________________________

But I am hungry.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Food will come, Remy.

_________________________________

Food always comes
to those who love to cook.

_________________________________

(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

-You think I am playing?

-You don't have the guts.

_________________________________

(GUNSHOT)
_________________________________

(WOMAN EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

(BARKING)
_________________________________

Paris?
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) All this time
I've been underneath Paris?

_________________________________
Wow.

_________________________________

It's beautiful.

_________________________________

The most beautiful.

_________________________________

Gusteau's? Your restaurant?
_________________________________

You've led me to your restaurant.

_________________________________

It seems as though I have. Yes.
There it is! I have led you to it!

_________________________________
I got to see this.

_________________________________

HORST: Ready to go on table seven.

COLETTE: Coming around.

_________________________________

LALO: One order of steamed pike up.

MAN: Coming up.
_________________________________

LAROUSSE: I need
more soup bowls, please.

_________________________________

COLETTE: I need two rack of lamb.
I need more leeks.

_________________________________

I need two salmon, three
salade composee, and three filet.

_________________________________

LAROUSSE: Three orders
of salade composee working.

_________________________________

Firing two orders, seared salmon.

_________________________________

Three filet working. I need plates.

_________________________________

HORST: Fire seven.

MAN: Three salade composee up.

_________________________________

COLETTE: Don't mess with my mise!
_________________________________

LAROUSSE: Open down low.

_________________________________

MAN: I'm getting buried here.

_________________________________

Hello, Chef Skinner.
How your night be now?

_________________________________
HORST: Bonjour, chef.

LAROUSSE: Hello, Chef Skinner.

_________________________________

-Evening, chef.

-WAITER: Ordering deux filet.

_________________________________

Hey, boss, look who is here.

_________________________________

Alfredo Linguini, Renata's little boy.

_________________________________

-Hi.

-All grown up, eh?
_________________________________

You remember Renata,
Gusteau's old flame?

_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

-Yes. How are you...

-Linguini.

_________________________________

Yes, Linguini. So nice of you to visit.
How is...

_________________________________

-My mother?

-Renata.

_________________________________

-Yes, Renata. H?

-Good.

_________________________________

Well, not... She's been better. I mean...

_________________________________

She died.

_________________________________

Oh.

_________________________________

I'm sorry.

_________________________________

Oh, don't be. She believed in heaven,
so she's covered.

_________________________________

You know, afterlife-wise?
_________________________________

(TITTERS)
_________________________________

-What's this?

-She left it for you.

_________________________________

I think she hoped it would help me,
_________________________________

you know, get a job here.

_________________________________

But of course.
Gusteau wouldn't hesitate.

_________________________________

Any son of Renata's is more than...

_________________________________

Yes, well, we could file this
and if something suitable opens up...

_________________________________

We have already hired him.

_________________________________

What? How dare you hire someone
without my...

_________________________________

We needed a garbage boy.

_________________________________

Oh, garbage. Well...

_________________________________

I'm glad it worked out.

_________________________________

Uh...

_________________________________

(GULPS)
_________________________________

I can't believe it.
_________________________________

A real gourmet kitchen,
and I get to watch.

_________________________________

You've read my book.
Let us see how much you know, huh?

_________________________________
Which one is the chef?
_________________________________

Oh! Uh...

_________________________________

-Oh, that guy.

-Very good.

_________________________________

Who is next in command?
_________________________________

The sous chef. There.

_________________________________

The sous is responsible for the kitchen
when the chef's not around.

_________________________________

Saucier, in charge of sauces.
Very important.

_________________________________

Chef de partie, demi chef de partie,
both important.

_________________________________

Commis, commis, they're cooks.
Very important.

_________________________________

You are a clever rat. Now, who is that?
_________________________________

Oh, him? He's nobody.

_________________________________

Not nobody. He is part of the kitchen.

_________________________________

No, he's a plongeur or something.

_________________________________

He washes dishes or takes out
the garbage. He doesn't cook.

_________________________________

-But he could.

-(SNICKERING) Uh, no.

_________________________________

How do you know?
What do I always say?

_________________________________
Anyone can cook.

_________________________________

Well, yeah, anyone can.
That doesn't mean that anyone should.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) Well,
that is not stopping him. See?
_________________________________

What is he doing?
No. No! No, this is terrible!

_________________________________
(STUTTERING)
_________________________________

He's ruining the soup.
And nobody's noticing?
_________________________________

It's your restaurant. Do something.

_________________________________

What can I do?
I am a figment of your imagination.

_________________________________

But he's ruining the soup!
We got to tell someone that he's...

_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

COLETTE: Table five coming up,
right now.

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

LALO: Coming down the line.

COLETTE: Set.

_________________________________

Ah!
_________________________________

COLETTE: Hot! Open oven!
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

Ah!
_________________________________

HORST: Coming around.

_________________________________

Ooh!
_________________________________

COLETTE: Oui, chef.
One filet mignon, three lamb, two duck.

_________________________________

HORST: Fire those souffles
for table six, ja.

_________________________________
-COLETTE: Five minutes, chef.

-Oh, God.

_________________________________

Tonight,
I'd like to present the foie gras.

_________________________________

It has a wonderful finish.

_________________________________

-REMY: Ooh!

-Ah!
_________________________________

Hmm.

_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

HORST: Ready to go on table seven.
Come on! Let's go!

_________________________________
WAITER: Oui, chef.

_________________________________

(VOMITING)

_________________________________
(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING INDECISIVELY)
_________________________________

(BUBBLING GENTLY)
_________________________________

Remy! What are you waiting for?
_________________________________

Is this going to become a regular thing
with you?
_________________________________

You know how to fix it.
This is your chance.

_________________________________

(BELL DINGS)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

The soup! Where is the soup?
Out of my way.

_________________________________

Move it, garbage boy!
_________________________________

You are cooking?
_________________________________

How dare you cook in my kitchen?
_________________________________

Where do you get the gall
_________________________________

to even attempt something
so monumentally idiotic?
_________________________________

I should have you drawn
and quartered!
_________________________________

I'll do it. I think the law is on my side.

_________________________________

(PLEADING)
_________________________________

Larousse, draw and quarter this man
_________________________________

after you put him in the duck press
to squeeze the fat out of his head.

_________________________________

-What are you blathering about?

-(STUTTERING) The soup!
_________________________________

Soup?
_________________________________

Stop that soup!
_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

(PIANO PLAYING SOFTLY)
_________________________________

Waiter.

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

Linguini!
_________________________________

You're fired!
_________________________________

F-I-R-E-D! Fired!
_________________________________

She wants to see the chef.

_________________________________

(STUTTERING) But he...

_________________________________

(CLEARING THROAT)
_________________________________

-What did the customer say?

-It was not a customer. It was a critic.

_________________________________

-Ego?

-Solene LeClaire.

_________________________________

-LeClaire? What did she say?

-She likes the soup.

_________________________________

-Wait.

-What do you mean, "Wait"?

_________________________________
You're the reason I'm in this mess.

_________________________________

(SHUSHING)
Someone is asking about your soup.

_________________________________

What are you playing at?

_________________________________
(STAMMERING)
_________________________________

Am I still fired?
_________________________________

-COLETTE: You can't fire him.

-What?
_________________________________

LeClaire likes it, yeah?
She made a point of telling you so.

_________________________________

If she write a review to that effect
_________________________________

and find out you fired
the cook responsible...

_________________________________

-(SCOFFS) He's a garbage boy.

-Who made something she liked.

_________________________________

How can we claim to represent
the name of Gusteau
_________________________________

if we don't uphold
his most cherished belief?
_________________________________

And what belief is that,
Mademoiselle Tatou?
_________________________________

Anyone can cook.

_________________________________

Perhaps I have been a bit harsh
on our new garbage boy.

_________________________________

He has taken a bold risk
_________________________________

and we should reward that,
as Chef Gusteau would have.

_________________________________

If he wishes
to swim in dangerous waters,

_________________________________
who are we to deny him?
_________________________________

(CLEARING THROAT)
_________________________________

-You were escaping?

-Oh, yeah.

_________________________________

Since you have expressed
such an interest in his cooking career,

_________________________________
you shall be responsible for it.

_________________________________

(TITTERING)
_________________________________

Anyone else?
_________________________________

Then back to work.

_________________________________

You are either very lucky
or very unlucky.

_________________________________

You will make the soup again,
and this time, I'll be paying attention.

_________________________________

Very close attention.

_________________________________

They think you might be a cook.
But you know what I think, Linguini?

_________________________________
I think you are a sneaky,
overreaching little...

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Rat!
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

-Rat!

-HORST: Get the rat.

_________________________________

Linguini. Get something to trap it.

_________________________________

HORST: It's getting away.
Get it, get it, get it.

_________________________________

-What should I do now?

-Kill it.

_________________________________

-Now?

-No, not in the kitchen. Are you mad?
_________________________________

Do you know what would happen to us
_________________________________

if anyone knew
we had a rat in our kitchen?

_________________________________
They'd close us down.

_________________________________

Our reputation is hanging by a thread
as it is.

_________________________________

Take it away from here. Far away.
Kill it. Dispose of it. Go!

_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________

Doh!
_________________________________

(REMY PANTING)
_________________________________

Don't look at me like that!
You aren't the only one who's trapped.

_________________________________

They expect me to cook it again!
_________________________________

I mean, I'm not ambitious.
I wasn't trying to cook.

_________________________________

I was just trying to stay out of trouble.

_________________________________

You're the one who was getting fancy
with the spices!
_________________________________

What did you throw in there? Oregano?
No? What? Rosemary?
_________________________________

That's a spice, isn't it? Rosemary?
_________________________________

You didn't throw rosemary in there?
_________________________________

Then what was all the flipping
and all the throwing the...

_________________________________

(SIGHING)
_________________________________

I need this job. I've lost so many.

_________________________________

I don't know how to cook, and now
I'm actually talking to a rat as if you...

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Did you nod?
_________________________________

Have you been nodding?
_________________________________

You understand me?
_________________________________

So I'm not crazy!
_________________________________

Wait a second, wait a second.

_________________________________

I can't cook, can I?
_________________________________

But you...
_________________________________

You can, right?
_________________________________

Look, don't be so modest.
You're a rat, for Pete's sake.

_________________________________

Whatever you did, they liked it.

_________________________________

Yeah. This could work.

_________________________________

Hey, they liked the soup!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

They liked the soup.
Do you think you could do it again?

_________________________________
Okay, I'm going to let you out now.

_________________________________

But we're together on this. Right?
_________________________________

Okay.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

(SOFT PATTERING APPROACHING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

So this is it.

_________________________________

I mean, it's not much, but it's,
you know...

_________________________________

Not much.
_________________________________

It could be worse.

_________________________________

There's heat and light
and a couch with a TV.

_________________________________

So, you know, what's mine is yours.

_________________________________

Are you...
_________________________________

Is this a dream?
_________________________________

The best kind of dream.
_________________________________

One we can share.

_________________________________
(SNORING)
_________________________________

But why here?
_________________________________

Why now?
_________________________________

Why not here?
_________________________________

Why not now?
_________________________________

What better place to dream
than in Paris?

_________________________________

_________________________________

-So, how'd it go?

-Well,

_________________________________

the King and his daughter

don't exactly see eye to eye.

_________________________________

She seems to like us okay,

but the King...

_________________________________

I don't know. I think

he's hiding something.

_________________________________

Well, if he's hiding something,

I want to know what it is.

_________________________________

-Someone needs to talk to that girl.

-I will go!

_________________________________

-Someone with good people skills.

-I will do it!

_________________________________

-Someone who won't scare her away.

-I volunteer!

_________________________________

Someone who can speak the language.

_________________________________

For the good of the mission, I will go!

_________________________________

Good man, Thatch.

Thanks for volunteering.

_________________________________

(BAWLING)

_________________________________

Go get 'em, tiger.

_________________________________

_________________________________
-(PHONE RINGS)

-Deavor here.
_________________________________

This is Elastigirl.
_________________________________
I'm in.
_________________________________

Mr. Deavor, it's wonderful...
_________________________________

but it's too generous.
_________________________________

Nonsense!
It's the least we could do.
_________________________________

We're partners now!
_________________________________

Can't have my partners
living in a motel.
_________________________________

(STAMMERS) But whose house?
Is it a house?
_________________________________

WINSTON: It's my house.
I have several.
_________________________________

I'm not using that one.

Stay as long as you need.
_________________________________

I don't know what to say.
_________________________________

How about "thanks"?
_________________________________

This is our new house?
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Okay, easy, tiger.

It's being loaned to us.
_________________________________

(GROANS) This is homey.
_________________________________

BOB: Look at this place.
_________________________________

Deavor bought it from
an eccentric billionaire...
_________________________________

who liked to come and go

without being seen...
_________________________________

so the house
has multiple hidden exits.
_________________________________

Good thing we won't stand out.
_________________________________

Wouldn't want to attract
any unnecessary attention.
_________________________________

DASH: It's got a big yard!
_________________________________

Isn't this a bit much?
_________________________________

Near a forest!
_________________________________

Would you rather be
at the motel?
_________________________________

-DASH: And a pool!
-(SPLASH)
_________________________________

What exactly is Mom's new job?
_________________________________

The important thing is
we're out of the motel.

_________________________________

I like Mom's new job!
_________________________________

(GASPS) Oh, ho, ho!
_________________________________

-BOB: Whoa.
-(BOTH CHUCKLE)
_________________________________
Whoa.
_________________________________

Well, check out
the water features.
_________________________________
(HELEN CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
-(CHUCKLES) Oh!
-Wow.
_________________________________

Wicked cool!
_________________________________
(BOB CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

-Hey! Dash! Stop it!
-(GROANS)
_________________________________

-ELASTIGIRL: Not the couch! Stop it!
-No! Dash!
_________________________________
-(GRUNTING)
-BOB: Stop!
_________________________________
-Don't touch the buttons!
-DASH: The couch!
_________________________________
HELEN: Dash!
BOB: No!
_________________________________
-(WHIMPERS)
-BOB: No, no!
_________________________________
HELEN: Oh, no.
Oh, boy.
_________________________________

ELASTIGIRL: This isn't me.
(STAMMERING)
_________________________________
(JACK-JACK COOING)
_________________________________

I'm not all dark and angsty.
_________________________________

I'm Elastigirl.
_________________________________

I'm, you know, flexible.

_________________________________

E designed this?
_________________________________

No, some guy named
Alexander Galbaki.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)
Glad it's you and not me,
_________________________________

'cause you're gonna
hear from her.

_________________________________
This note came with it.
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________
(DOOR BEEPS)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________

A new Elasticycle.
_________________________________

Elasticycle?
I didn't know you had a bike.
_________________________________

Hey, I had a mohawk.
_________________________________
There's a lot about me
you don't know.
_________________________________

Yeah, but...
A mohawk?
_________________________________

Ah, you didn't miss anything.
_________________________________
(POWERING UP)
_________________________________

Oh, yeah!
This one's electric.
_________________________________

-What's that mean?

-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________

Means it's torque-y.
I'll get the hang of it.
_________________________________

You will be great.
_________________________________

I will be great.
And you will, too.

_________________________________

We will both be great.

_________________________________
Bye, sweetie.
_________________________________
(ELASTIGIRL WHOOPS)
_________________________________
(LAUGHING IN DELIGHT)
_________________________________
(WHOOPING)
_________________________________

Wait a minute!
_________________________________
-Is that Elastigirl?

-I think that's Elastigirl.

_________________________________
-Hey, Elastigirl!
-(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

MAN: Marry me, Elastigirl!
_________________________________

WINSTON:
♪ Here comes, Elastigirl

_________________________________
♪ Stretching her ♪
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) No theme songs
_________________________________
or I'll turn this bus
right around!
_________________________________

Look at that.
_________________________________
New Urbem.
_________________________________

You wanna make a big

crime fighting statement...
_________________________________

you go where the crime is big.
_________________________________

Strange thing to be
excited about, Winston.
_________________________________

It's like
a superhero's playground!

_________________________________

_________________________________

(MOANS)
_________________________________

-Dr. Flora!

-Oh, dear. Not another one.
_________________________________

-This is insane.

-Insane.
_________________________________

There's just not enough food

left on the island!
_________________________________

No way we can make double quota

before Hopper comes.
_________________________________

Well, we have to try, Thorny.

We don't have any choice.
_________________________________

Yeah, I know.
_________________________________

Hey, look who's playing lookout again.

Little Speck!
_________________________________

The name is Dot.
_________________________________

Well, Spot, you still looking for Flik?
_________________________________

Forget it, Dot.

That loser's never coming back.
_________________________________

Flik! He did it! He did it!
_________________________________

What? Quit shoving!
_________________________________

This is it! This is Ant Island!
_________________________________
DOT: Flik! Over here! Flik! Flik!

_________________________________

-Hey!

-DOT: He did it! He did it! He did it!
_________________________________

-He did it!

-Cool!
_________________________________

At the rate these leaves are dropping,

we're gonna need a miracle.
_________________________________

That's right! We need a miracle!
_________________________________

(DRONING BUZZ)
_________________________________

Run for your lives!
_________________________________

Ta-da!
_________________________________

(BIRD CAWING IN DISTANCE)
_________________________________

(GASPS) Once again,

our reputation precedes us.
_________________________________

Hey, everybody! Hey! I'm back!
_________________________________

Hey, guys! Hey! Look. Look!

Look who's here with me!
_________________________________

Flik! Flik! Flik! You're back!

I knew you could do it!
_________________________________

ANT 1: Flik?

ANT 2: It's Flik!
_________________________________

ANT 3: What?

ANT 4: Yeah.
_________________________________

ANT 3: No, it's not Flik.

ANT 5: Flik?
_________________________________

-Flik has returned!

-He's back?
_________________________________

And he's accompanied

by savage insects!
_________________________________

What? How? He wasn't supposed

to actually find someone!
_________________________________

Oh, look at this. Look at this.

This is great. Look.
_________________________________

-Oh, my ticker!

-So, what are you supposed to be?
_________________________________

He's a stick, stupid.

You hit bugs with him.
_________________________________

-That's an oversimplification.

-That's right, kids. Like this!
_________________________________

No! Put me down! Oh!
_________________________________

Hey!
_________________________________

My, you just pop

right open there, don't you?
_________________________________

KIDS: Ooh! Wow!
ROSIE: Kids, he's kind of ticklish.

_________________________________

(DIM LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Let's come on out. Careful.
_________________________________

(RUMBLING)
_________________________________

(KIDS SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Well, my boy, you came through.
_________________________________

Aphie and I are very impressed.
_________________________________

Princess Atta! Hey!
_________________________________

Hey, guys, this is Princess Atta!

She's the one that sent me to find you!
_________________________________

-Did you see that really big bug?

-He looks absolutely ferocious!
_________________________________

-They're our ticket out of this mess!

-They came just in time!
_________________________________

So, Princess Atta, what...

What do you think?
_________________________________

No, no, no, wait!

This was not supposed to happen.
_________________________________

Mayday, mayday. We're losing the job.
_________________________________

We don't fight grasshoppers.
_________________________________

-We don't, but they will.

-Bingo!
_________________________________

We got to sweeten the deal.
_________________________________

Your Majesty, ladies and gentlemen,
_________________________________

boys and girls of all ages,
_________________________________

our troupe here guarantees

a performance like no other!
_________________________________

Why, when your grasshopper friends

get here, we are gonna
_________________________________

knock them dead!
_________________________________

These folks are sure

hard up for entertainment.

_________________________________

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(IN ASTONISHMENT) Whoa!
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

(ALARMS BLARING)
_________________________________

(WHOOSHING)
_________________________________

EVE.

_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

(BEEPS)
_________________________________

(M-O WARBLING)
_________________________________

(M-O WARBLES)
_________________________________

(BEEPS)
_________________________________

(WARBLES)
_________________________________

M-O: Foreign contaminant.

_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

Uh-oh.

_________________________________

(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
_________________________________

M-O: Foreign contaminant.

WALL-E: Whoa!
_________________________________

(YELPS IN SURPRISE)
_________________________________

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

_________________________________

M-O: Huh?
_________________________________

(MECHANICAL BUZZING)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

(CHATTERING)
_________________________________

(ALARM BLARING)
_________________________________

(BLEEPING)
_________________________________

(BUZZING)
_________________________________

(CHATTERS INQUIRINGLY)
_________________________________

(WALL-E BEEPS)
_________________________________

(M-O CHATTERING ANGRILY)
_________________________________

(M-O BUZZING)
_________________________________

(M-O SCREAMS IN FRUSTRATION)
_________________________________

(SIREN WAILING)
_________________________________

(M-O YELPS)
_________________________________

(BEEPING)
_________________________________

(CONFUSED BEEP)
_________________________________

(BEEPING)
_________________________________

(ALARM BLARING)
_________________________________

(BEEPING)
_________________________________

(SIREN WAILING)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

EVE!
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

(WARBLES IN CONFUSION)
_________________________________

Foreign contaminant.

_________________________________

(CHATTERING IN CONFUSION)
_________________________________

(BLEEPING)
_________________________________

(BUZZES)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

(WARBLING)

_________________________________

_________________________________

(CRYING)
_________________________________

Oh, it's all right, Barbie. You'll be okay.

_________________________________

Well, Molly and I have been
growing apart for years.

_________________________________

It's just... I can't believe
she would throw me away!
_________________________________

Welcome to the club, toots.

_________________________________

Okay, everyone, listen up. We can get
back to Andy's, but we gotta move fast.

_________________________________

We'll hide under the seats
till we get back home.

_________________________________

Get it through your vinyl noggin,
Woody.

_________________________________

Andy doesn't want us anymore.

_________________________________

He was putting you in the attic!
_________________________________

He left us on the curb!
_________________________________

-All right, calm down! Both of you!

-Okay, fine. Fine.

_________________________________

Just wait till you see
what daycare's like.

_________________________________

-Why? What's it like?

-Daycare is a sad, lonely place
_________________________________

for washed-up old toys
who have no owners.

_________________________________

(BAWLING)
_________________________________

-Quite the charmer, aren't ya?

-WOODY: Oh, you'll see.

_________________________________

As soon as we get to daycare,
you'll be begging to go home.

_________________________________

(THUD)

_________________________________

Can anyone see anything?
_________________________________
JESSIE: (GASPS)

There's a playground!
_________________________________
BUZZ: Wow!

_________________________________

We hit the jackpot, Bullseye!
_________________________________
HAMM: So much for sad

and lonely, huh?
_________________________________

Okay. Calm down, guys.
Let's just keep this in perspective.

_________________________________

Perspective? This place is perfect.

_________________________________

Woody, it's nice! See?
The door has a rainbow on it.

_________________________________

(BUZZING DOOR OPEN)
_________________________________

-Hey there!

-BONNIE'S MOM: Wow!
_________________________________

Haven't seen you in ages.

_________________________________

I just wanted to drop these old toys off.

_________________________________

Is this Bonnie? Look how big you are.

_________________________________

-BONNIE'S MOM: Say hi, sweetie.
-Hi.

_________________________________
BONNIE'S MOM: Hey, how are

your kids? Molly and Andy?
_________________________________
ANDY'S MOM: Not kids anymore.

Andy's going to college on Friday.

_________________________________

-BONNIE'S MOM: What?

-Can you believe it?
_________________________________

-You sure they won't miss these?

-No, they never get played with.

_________________________________

_________________________________

EVE.

_________________________________

(DOORS OPENING)
_________________________________

(MACHINERY DRONING)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS IN SURPRISE)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(GROANING IN DISAPPOINTMENT)
_________________________________

(HORNS HONKING)
_________________________________

(CRASHING)
_________________________________

(WALL-E WARBLING)
_________________________________

(ROBOT EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

(ROBOT WARBLES WARNING)
_________________________________

(MACHINERY CLANGING)
_________________________________

(BEEPS)
_________________________________

EVE!
_________________________________

I've been in my cabin all morning,
_________________________________

so let's hover over to the driving range

and hit a few virtual balls into space.

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

No, we did that yesterday.

I don't want to do that.

_________________________________

-Well, then what do you want to do?

-I don't know. Something.

_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
_________________________________

Look, I'm tired of having
the same argument over and over.

_________________________________

(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
_________________________________

Bot, over here.

_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

MAN: I'm in a tunnel. I can't hear you.

WOMAN: There you are.

_________________________________

FEMALE LOUDSPEAKER VOICE:
Buy N Large.
_________________________________

Everything you need to be happy.
_________________________________

Your day is very important to us.

_________________________________
Hey, drink-bot.

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS QUESTIONINGLY)
_________________________________

Here, take the cup. Hey, take the cup!
_________________________________

-Whoa!

-WALL-E: Uh-oh.

_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

(BUZZER BUZZING)
_________________________________

STEWARD-BOT:
Please remain stationary.
_________________________________

A service-bot will be here
to assist you momentarily.

_________________________________
Stewards! Hello!
_________________________________

-Please remain stationary.

-Help.

_________________________________

A service-bot will be here
to assist you momentarily.
_________________________________

(HYDRAULICS WHINING)
_________________________________

What's that? What's going on?
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

WALL-E.

_________________________________

Uh...

_________________________________

-John.

-EVE?
_________________________________

Uh, no. John.

_________________________________

EVE!
_________________________________

Bye, WALL-E.

_________________________________

NANNY-BOT: "A" is for Axiom,
your home sweet home.
_________________________________

"B" is for Buy N Large,
your very best friend.

_________________________________
FEMALE LOUDSPEAKER VOICE:
Mmm!
_________________________________

Time for lunch in a cup.

_________________________________
(ALL SLURPING)
_________________________________

Feel beautiful.

_________________________________
-It's the new you. Stunning.

-You look great.

_________________________________

-I know, honey. Men.

-Men.

_________________________________

FEMALE LOUDSPEAKER VOICE:
Attention, Axiom shoppers. Try blue.

_________________________________
It's the new red.
_________________________________

BOTH: Ooh!
_________________________________

(BEEPING)
_________________________________

WOMAN: Love blue.

_________________________________

WOMAN: Date?
_________________________________

(SCOFFS) Don't get me started
on the date.

_________________________________

Every holo-date I have been on
has been a virtual disaster.

_________________________________

If I could just meet one,
one who wasn't so superficial.

_________________________________

There are no good men out there.

_________________________________

(WALL-E MURMURING)
_________________________________

I know. I know because I've...

_________________________________

What the...

_________________________________

WALL-E: Whoa!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

Yoo-hoo. WALL-E.

_________________________________

Uh...

_________________________________

-Mary.

-EVE.

_________________________________

Huh? Oh!
_________________________________

Oh! Oh. Um, sure. You go ahead.
_________________________________

EVE.

_________________________________

(WHIRRING)
_________________________________

Shade!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

I didn't know we had a pool!

_________________________________

_________________________________

-You see any kids?

-(GASPS) Where is she taking us?
_________________________________

(CHILDREN CHATTERING SOFTLY)
_________________________________
JESSIE: Look!
MR. POTATO HEAD: Wow!

_________________________________

What? What is it?
_________________________________

(BOTH ROARING)
_________________________________

No, no, no.

_________________________________

What's the matter with you?
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS) I can't see!
_________________________________

(BELL RINGING)
_________________________________

Okay, everyone. Recess. Come on!
_________________________________

CHILDREN: Yay!
_________________________________
HAMM: So now what do we do?
WOODY: We go back to Andy's.

_________________________________

Anyone see an exit?
_________________________________
MR. POTATO HEAD: Exit, shmexit.

Let's get played with.

_________________________________
BUZZ: Careful. These toys might be

jealous of new arrivals.

_________________________________

-I want to see!
-HAMM: Hey!
_________________________________

-Rex!

-It's my turn!
_________________________________

New toys!
_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

Well, howdy! Glad to meet ya.

_________________________________

Buzz Lightyear at your service.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Oh. Thank you. May I?
_________________________________

Ooh! (LAUGHS)
_________________________________

The claw!
_________________________________

(TOY TRUCK HONKING)
_________________________________

Well, hello there.
I thought I heard new voices.

_________________________________

Welcome to Sunnyside, folks.
I'm Lots-o'-Huggin' Bear.

_________________________________

But please call me Lotso.

_________________________________

Buzz Lightyear. We come in...

_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

First thing you gotta know about me,
I'm a hugger.

_________________________________

Oh, look at you all. You've been
through a lot today, haven't ya?
_________________________________

Oh, it's been horrible.

_________________________________

Well, you're safe now.
We're all castoffs here.

_________________________________

We been dumped, donated,
yard-saled, secondhanded
_________________________________

and just plain thrown out.
But just you wait,
_________________________________

you'll find being donated was the
best thing that ever happened to ya.

_________________________________

(WOODY SCOFFS)
_________________________________

Mr. Lotso, do toys here
get played with every day?
_________________________________

All day long. Five days a week.

_________________________________

But what happens
when the kids grow up?
_________________________________

Well, now, I'll tell ya.

_________________________________

When the kids get old,
new ones come in.

_________________________________

When they get old,
new ones replace them.

_________________________________

You'll never be outgrown or neglected,
never abandoned or forgotten.

_________________________________

No owners means no heartbreak.

_________________________________

Yee-haw!
_________________________________

-It's a miracle.

-And you wanted us to stay at Andy's.

_________________________________

Because we're Andy's toys!
_________________________________

So you got donated by this Andy, huh?
_________________________________

Well, it's his loss, Sheriff.
He can't hurt you no more.

_________________________________

-Whoa, whoa, no, no, no...

-Now, let's get you all settled in.

_________________________________

Ken? Where is that boy?
Ken? New toys!
_________________________________

Far out! Down in a jiff, Lotso.

_________________________________

So, who's ready for Ken's dream tour?
_________________________________

Let's show our new friends
where they'll be staying.

_________________________________

Folks, if you want to step
right this way...

_________________________________

(DRAMATIC ROCK BALLAD PLAYING)
_________________________________

Hi, I'm Ken.

_________________________________

Barbie. Have we ever met?
_________________________________

Uh-uh.

_________________________________

-I would've remembered.

-(GIGGLES)
_________________________________

-Love your legwarmers.

-Nice ascot.

_________________________________

Come on, Ken.
Recess don't last forever.

_________________________________

Right on, Lotso. This way, everybody.

_________________________________

(GIGGLING)
_________________________________

You got a lot to look forward to, folks.

The little ones love new toys.

_________________________________

-What a nice bear.

-And he smells like strawberries.

_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Folks, if I can share,
here at Sunnyside, we've got,
_________________________________

well, just about anything
a toy could ask for.

_________________________________

Spare parts, superglue,
_________________________________

and enough fresh batteries
to choke a Hungry Hungry Hippo.

_________________________________

-Think you're gettin' old?

-JESSIE: Wow.

_________________________________
LOTSO: Well, stop your worryin'.

_________________________________
KEN: Our repair spa will keep you

stuffed, puffed, and lightly buffed.

_________________________________

(SNEEZES)
_________________________________

And this, well, this is where I live.

_________________________________

It's Ken's Dream House.
It has a disco, it's got a dune buggy.

_________________________________

And a whole room
just for trying on clothes.

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

You have everything!
_________________________________

Everything except
someone to share it with.

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

You need anything at all,
you just come talk to me. Here we are.

_________________________________

(GURGLES)
_________________________________
LOTSO: Well, thank you, Big Baby.

_________________________________

Why don't you come meet
our new friends?
_________________________________

Poor baby. We were thrown out
together, me and him.

_________________________________

Abandoned by the same owner.

_________________________________

But we don't need owners
at Sunnyside.

_________________________________

We own ourselves.
We're masters of our own fate.

_________________________________

We control our own destiny.

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

Watch out for puddles.

_________________________________

And here's where
you folks'll be stayin'.

_________________________________

The Caterpillar Room.

_________________________________
JESSIE: Look at this place.
MR. POTATO HEAD: Wow!

_________________________________
HAMM: Holy moly guacamole.

_________________________________
MR. POTATO HEAD: Jackpot, baby.

(WHISTLES)
_________________________________

-Whoa, puppy!

-Hello.

_________________________________

-Hello.

-Hello.

_________________________________

(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)
_________________________________

It's so beautiful!
_________________________________

(TINKLING)
_________________________________

What the... Oh. Hey, little guy.
_________________________________

How long's it been
since you all got played with?
_________________________________

It's been years.

_________________________________

Well, just you wait.
In a few minutes, that bell's gonna ring,
_________________________________

and you'll get the playtime
that you've been dreamin' of.

_________________________________

Play! Real play! I can't wait!
_________________________________

Now, if you'll excuse us,
we best be headin' back.

_________________________________

Welcome to Sunnyside, folks.
_________________________________

-Thank you.

-Take care, pinky.

_________________________________

-Goodbye, Mr. Lotso. Thank you.

-HAMM: Thank you, buddy boy.

_________________________________

-Will I see you again?

-Oh, I'll see you tonight
_________________________________

in my dreams.

_________________________________

Ken, let's get a move on.

_________________________________

Barbie, come with me.
Live in my dream house.

_________________________________

I know it's crazy. I know we just met.

Heck, you don't know me from G.I. Joe,
_________________________________

but when I look at you,
I feel like we were...

_________________________________

-Made for each other.

-...made for each other.

_________________________________

(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________

-Yay!

-Yes.

_________________________________

-LOTSO: Ken?
-Coming, Lotso.

_________________________________

(BOTH GIGGLING)
_________________________________
BARBIE: This is so exciting!

_________________________________

(GURGLES)
_________________________________

(CHILDREN CHATTERING OUTSIDE)
_________________________________
HAMM: Sounds like kids to me.

_________________________________

Oh, I want to get played with.
Why can't time go faster?
_________________________________

How many you reckon are out there?
_________________________________
MRS. POTATO HEAD:

They sound so sweet.

_________________________________

(SIGHING)
_________________________________

Look, everyone, it's nice here, I admit.

_________________________________

But we need to go home.

_________________________________

We can have
a whole new life here, Woody.

_________________________________

A chance to make kids happy again.

_________________________________

-Why don't you stay?

-Yeah, Woody. Stay with us.

_________________________________

-Come on, Woodster!

-You'll get played with.

_________________________________

-I can't. No.

-Stay here.

_________________________________

-You can make a new kid happy.

-No, no. Guys, really. No!
_________________________________

I have a kid. You have a kid. Andy!
_________________________________

And if he wants us at college,
or in the attic,
_________________________________

well, then, our job is
to be there for him.

_________________________________

Now, I'm going home.
_________________________________

Anyone who wants to join me
is welcome. Come on, Buzz.

_________________________________

Buzz?
_________________________________

Our mission with Andy
is complete, Woody.

_________________________________

What?
_________________________________

And what's important now
is we stay together.

_________________________________

We wouldn't even be together
if it weren't for Andy!
_________________________________

Look under your boot, Buzz.
You, too, Jessie.

_________________________________

Whose name is written there?
_________________________________

Maybe Andy doesn't
care about us anymore.

_________________________________

Of course he does.
He cares about all of you!
_________________________________

He was putting you in the attic. I saw.

_________________________________

You can't just turn your back
on him now!
_________________________________

Woody, wake up! It's over!
Andy is all grown up!
_________________________________

Okay, fine. Perfect.

_________________________________

I can't believe how selfish you all are.

_________________________________

So this is it?
After all we've been through.

_________________________________

(BULLSEYE PANTING)
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Bullseye, no. You need to stay.

_________________________________

Bullseye, no, I said, "Stay!"
_________________________________

(BULLSEYE WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

(SIGHS) Look,
_________________________________

I don't want you left alone
in the attic, okay? Now, stay.

_________________________________
BONNIE'S MOM: Bonnie?

_________________________________

Bonnie?
_________________________________

I gotta go.

_________________________________
BONNIE'S MOM: Bonnie, you in here?

_________________________________

_________________________________

(CLICKING)
_________________________________

(TYPING-BOT BEEPING)
_________________________________

(WALL-E SQUEAKS)
_________________________________

(ELEVATOR DINGS)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(ELEVATOR DINGS)
_________________________________

(WHIRRING)
_________________________________

(BEEPING)
_________________________________

(BEEPING)
_________________________________

(WHOOSHING)
_________________________________

AUTO:
Captain, you are needed on the bridge.

_________________________________

(CAPTAIN SNORING)
_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________

(ALARM BEEPING)
_________________________________

(MUTTERING DREAMILY)
_________________________________

(PUT ON YOUR
SUNDAY CLOTHES PLAYING)
_________________________________

(YELPS) All hands on deck!
_________________________________

BEAUTICAN-BOT: Morning.

_________________________________

Just a trim?
_________________________________

...find adventure in the evening air
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

BEAUTICIAN-BOT: Uh-huh.
_________________________________

I see. I know, honey. I know.

_________________________________

I'm good, I am good.
You look gorgeous.

_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

(BEEPS)
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

...horsedrawn open cars

_________________________________
(WALL-E WARBLING)
_________________________________

(YAWNING)
_________________________________

(THE BLUE DANUBE PLAYING)
_________________________________

-AUTO: Sir?

-Coffee.

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(ELECTRICAL BUZZING)
_________________________________

(SLURPING)
_________________________________

Sir, the annual...

_________________________________

(TIREDLY) Protocol, Auto.
First things first.

_________________________________

Computer, status report.

_________________________________

(WHOOSHING)
_________________________________

-Mechanical systems.

-COMPUTER: Unchanged.
_________________________________

-Reactor core temperature.

-Unchanged.
_________________________________

-Passenger count.

-Unchanged.
_________________________________

-Regenerative food buffet.

-Unchanged.
_________________________________

-Jacuzzi pH balance.

-Unchanged.
_________________________________

-Atmospheric conditions.

-Unchanged.
_________________________________

-AUTO: Captain.

-Laundry service volume.

_________________________________

-Unchanged.

-Okay, Auto.

_________________________________

-Sir, the annual reconnaissance...

-12:30!
_________________________________

Auto, why didn't you wake me
for morning announcements?

_________________________________
(WHOOSHING)
_________________________________

Honestly, it's the one thing
I get to do on this ship.

_________________________________

Well, good morning, everybody,
_________________________________

and welcome to day 255,642
aboard the Axiom.
_________________________________

As always, the weather is a balmy
72 degrees and sunny and...
_________________________________

Oh, I see the ship's log is showing

that today is our 700th anniversary
_________________________________

of our five-year cruise.
_________________________________

Well, I'm sure our forefathers would be
proud to know that 700 years later
_________________________________

we'd be doing the exact same thing
they were doing.

_________________________________
Fore!
_________________________________

So, be sure next mealtime
to ask for your "free
_________________________________

(ENUNCIATING) "septuacentennial
cupcake in a cup."
_________________________________

Wow, look at that!
_________________________________

Also today we have a...

_________________________________

(BEEPING)
_________________________________

Hey, Auto, what's that flashing button?
_________________________________

Captain, Probe One
has returned positive.

_________________________________

Positive?
_________________________________

(POWERING UP)
_________________________________

EVE.

_________________________________

(SLOWLY) But no probe's
_________________________________

ever come back positive before.

_________________________________

(BEEPING)
_________________________________

(ALARM BLARING)
_________________________________

(JINGLE PLAYING)
_________________________________

Buy N Large
_________________________________

Greetings and congratulations,
Captain.
_________________________________

If you are seeing this,
_________________________________

that means your
Extraterrestrial Vegetation Evaluator,
_________________________________

or EVE probe, has returned from Earth
_________________________________

with a confirmed specimen
of ongoing photosynthesis.
_________________________________

That's right. It means it's time
to go back home.
_________________________________

Home? We're going back?
_________________________________

Now that Earth has been restored
to a life-sustaining status,

_________________________________
by golly,
we can begin Operation Recolonize.

 _________________________________
(WARBLES)
_________________________________

Simply follow
this manual's instructions
_________________________________

to place the plant
in your ship's holo-detector
_________________________________

and the Axiom will immediately

navigate your return to Earth.

_________________________________
-It's that easy.

-Huh!
_________________________________

Now, due to the effects of microgravity,
_________________________________

you and your passengers
may have suffered some
_________________________________

slight bone loss.

_________________________________
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
_________________________________

But I'm sure a few laps
around the ship's jogging track
_________________________________

will get you back in shape in no time.

_________________________________
We have a jogging track?
_________________________________

If you have any further questions,
_________________________________

just consult your operation manual.
_________________________________

See you back home real soon.

_________________________________
"Operate Manuel."
_________________________________

Uh...

_________________________________

Manuel, relay instructions.

_________________________________

Manuel?
_________________________________

Wow. Will you look at that?
_________________________________

CAPTAIN: Let's see.

_________________________________

(MUMBLES DISMISSIVELY)
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

EVE.

_________________________________

WALL-E!
_________________________________

(ELECTRIC WHINING)
_________________________________

(WARBLING UNINTELLIGIBLY)
_________________________________

EVE.

_________________________________

(WARBLING UNINTELLIGIBLY)
_________________________________

CAPTAIN: Well, let's open her up.

_________________________________

"Step one.
Voice command, 'Confirm acquisition.'"

_________________________________
COMPUTER: Confirm acquisition.

CAPTAIN: Ooh!
_________________________________

Voice authorization required.
_________________________________

-Uh...

-CAPTAIN'S VOICE: Uh...
_________________________________

COMPUTER: Accepted.
_________________________________

(BEEPING)
_________________________________

Ooh.

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

-(STAMMERING) Where's the thingy?

-AUTO: Plant.

_________________________________

Plant. Right. Right. Where is it?

_________________________________
Maybe we missed a step.

_________________________________

-Show me how you change...

-Plant.

_________________________________

-CAPTAIN: Okay.

-WALL-E.

_________________________________

WALL-E!
_________________________________

(WALL-E WARBLES)
_________________________________

-EVE?

-Plant!
_________________________________

CAPTAIN: Why don't you
scan her to be sure?
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

AUTO: Contains no specimen.

Probe's memory is faulty.

_________________________________

-So then, we're not going to Earth?

-Negative.

_________________________________

I guess things go back to normal, huh?
_________________________________

Correct, Captain.

_________________________________

-Well, false alarm!

-COMPUTER: False alarm.

_________________________________
The probe must be defective.

_________________________________

(SIGHS IN FRUSTRATION)
_________________________________

GO-4, send her to the repair ward,
_________________________________

and have them run diagnostics on her.
Make sure she's not...

_________________________________

Ah!
_________________________________

WALL-E.

_________________________________

Have, uh, WALL-E cleaned.

_________________________________

WALL-E: Yoo-hoo!
_________________________________

EVE.

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS STERNLY)
_________________________________

(WALL-E MOANS)
_________________________________

Analyze.

_________________________________

COMPUTER: Analysis.
Foreign contaminant.

_________________________________
Substance is a three-phase system
_________________________________

composed of various combinations
of naturally derived solids.

_________________________________
(YAWNS)
_________________________________

Subject is most commonly referred to
as soil, dirt, or earth.
_________________________________

"Earth"?
_________________________________

Hmm.

_________________________________

Define "earth."
_________________________________

Earth, the surface of the world
_________________________________

as distinct from the sky or sea.

_________________________________
Wow.

_________________________________

Define "sea."
_________________________________

Sea, an expanse of salt water
_________________________________

that covers most of the Earth's surface
and surrounds its landmasses.

_________________________________

_________________________________

(BOTH CHATTERING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(WHISTLING)
_________________________________
WOODY: Come on. Come on.

Oh, no, no.

_________________________________

(STOPS WHISTLING)
_________________________________

What... What the heck?
_________________________________

Now, that's better.

_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

-BONNIE'S MOM: Bonnie!

-Bluebells, cockleshells...

_________________________________
BONNIE'S MOM: There you are.

Come on, honey. It's time to go home.

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

Oh! No, no, no, no!

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

(YELLS)
_________________________________
VOICE BOX: Reach for the sky!

_________________________________

Bluebells, cockleshells. Eenie, miny...

_________________________________
VOICE BOX: You're my favorite deputy.

_________________________________
-BONNIE'S MOM: Bonnie!

-Coming!
_________________________________

(GROANS) Great.
_________________________________

_________________________________

(HORN HONKING WEAKLY)

_________________________________
This is the big one.

_________________________________

-We've got two days to do or die.

-(HONKING)

_________________________________
Dodger, you keep an eye

on the new kid. Show him the ropes.
_________________________________

I don't wanna put any
undue pressure on you,
_________________________________

but, as you march off to do your duty,

_________________________________
-I want you to keep one thing in mind.

-(CRASH)
_________________________________

Dead men do not buy dog food!

_________________________________
So, big smiles and get out there,

_________________________________
and fetch!
_________________________________

-(ENGINE STARTS)

-(ALL COUGHING)
_________________________________

All right. If Mr. Sykes don't see

some cold, hard cash soon,
_________________________________

we are Doberman chow.
_________________________________

Come on.
_________________________________

We'll start on Columbus Avenue.
_________________________________

-What kind of work do we do, anyway?

-Investment banking, man.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS) Didn't you read about us

in the Wall Street Journal?
_________________________________

-Really?

-Yes. Captains of industry.
_________________________________

Gosh! Can I be one too?
_________________________________

Hey, when you got your pals,

you got all ya need.
_________________________________

Okay, Dodge.

_________________________________

We gotta clean you up, child,

and give you some on-the-job training.

_________________________________

(SINGING)

Ooo, yeah, now listen up
_________________________________

You got a lot to learn
_________________________________

And if you don't learn you don't eat

_________________________________
(YELPS)
_________________________________

But if you're tough

and always use your head
_________________________________

You'll feel right at home on the street
_________________________________

When you got talent
Everything is free
_________________________________

Watch how we do things
Ooo, I guarantee
_________________________________

You're gonna see how the best survive
_________________________________

We make an art out of staying alive
_________________________________

If you do just as you're told
_________________________________

These are streets of gold
_________________________________

Every boulevard is a miracle mile
_________________________________

You'll take the town

and you'll take it with style

_________________________________
(GROWLING)

_________________________________
(GROWLING)

_________________________________

If you play it brave and bold

_________________________________

(YELPING)

_________________________________

These are streets of gold

_________________________________

-(YAPPING)

-(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

-(ALL GRUNTING)

-Hello? What have we here?

_________________________________

-TITO: All right! A chauffeur shuffle!

-Listen up.

_________________________________
Einstein, gimme a fender bender
at two lights.
_________________________________

Tito. You're in charge of electronics.

Rita and I'll work the crowd. Francis...
_________________________________

I know. My public awaits.
_________________________________

Hey, but what about me? What do I do?
_________________________________

DODGER: You help Tito.

_________________________________
All right! Come on, gato.

Uncle Tito will show you how it's done.

_________________________________

Ready? Go!
_________________________________

JENNY: Winston, listen to this.
_________________________________

"After a little sightseeing,

we left Paris by car
_________________________________

"for the con, confer..."
_________________________________

-Conference, Jennifer.

-Oh, yes. Conference.
_________________________________

"In Rome on Wednesday.
_________________________________

"Jenny, I'm afraid your father

and I won't be able to make it..."
_________________________________

Is there anything wrong, Jenny?
_________________________________

Are your parents all right?
_________________________________

-They're staying longer.

-Oh, don't worry.
_________________________________

I'm sure they'll be home
for your birthday.
_________________________________

No. (SIGHS)
_________________________________

-(HORN HONKING)

-(BANGING)
_________________________________

-What was that?

-I... I don't know.

_________________________________
-But... But now, don't be alarmed.

-(HORN HONKS)
_________________________________

-I'll be right back.

-Run, Sparky. Go find Bumper.
_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

(MOANING)
_________________________________

WINSTON: Why me? Today of all days.
_________________________________

Hey, check it out, man. Beep, beep.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Hey, forget Fagin, man.

Let's take this baby to Atlantic City.
_________________________________

What have I done? Poor thing.
_________________________________

WOMAN: You oughta be

ashamed of yourself!
_________________________________

WINSTON: I'm sure he's just fine.
_________________________________

WOMAN: Harming that poor...
_________________________________

WINSTON:

Probably just a little stunned.
_________________________________

Run along, little fellow.

Go on, now. Shoo.
_________________________________

(MOANING)
_________________________________

-Hey, Tito. What can I do?

-Well, uh...
_________________________________

Why don't you be a lookout, man?

Yeah, that's it. Be a lookout.
_________________________________

Okay. What is a lookout?
_________________________________

Ay! Look, just look out the window.
_________________________________

Make sure it's still daylight, okay?
_________________________________

-(TITO GRUNTING)

-(WINDOW SLIDING DOWN)
_________________________________

Hey. Hey, Tito.

Tito, there's somethin' back there.

_________________________________
Hey, stop hasslin' me, man.

I only got one more wire, okay?

_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

But... But...
_________________________________

-(CAR STARTS)

-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

What's goin' on here?
_________________________________

Let's get outta here!

_________________________________

Oh, you poor kitty.

Here. Let me help you.
_________________________________

(PANTING) Jenny, are you all right?
_________________________________

Where's the kid?
_________________________________

(COUGHING)

He must still be in the car, man.
_________________________________

RITA: Oh, that poor little kid.
_________________________________

You were supposed
to keep an eye on him, Tito!
_________________________________

(COUGHING) Yeah.
_________________________________

Well, it's hard to watch anything

when you're getting barbecued, man.
_________________________________

What are we gonna do, Dodge?
_________________________________

Tito, come with me.
_________________________________

The rest of you, get back to Fagin.
_________________________________

_________________________________

Hi. You may not know this,

but over the years,
_________________________________

the Disney artists have
cooked up dozens of ideas
_________________________________
for new Fantasia segments.
_________________________________

Some of them made it

to the big screen this time,
_________________________________

but others, lots of others...
_________________________________

How can I put this politely? Didn't.
_________________________________

For example, the Danish illustrator

Kay Nielsen drew these sketches
_________________________________

for a segment inspired

by Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries.
_________________________________

Here they are,
_________________________________

and there they go.
_________________________________

Now, Salvador Dali, you know,
the "limp watches" guy,
_________________________________

he got into the act with an idea

that featured baseball
_________________________________

as a metaphor for life.
_________________________________

How come that didn't work?

Makes perfect sense to me.
_________________________________

Let's see. Then we had

a bug ballet and a baby ballet,
_________________________________

and for a time,
they even considered a sequence
_________________________________
inspired by The Polka and The Fugue,

_________________________________
from Weinberger's
Schwanda the Bagpiper.

_________________________________

But finally, a success.
_________________________________

The Disney artists

wanted to create a short film,
_________________________________

based on Hans Christian Andersen's

wonderful fairy tale
_________________________________

The Steadfast Tin Soldier,
_________________________________

but they could never find

the perfect musical match until now.
_________________________________

Here is Yefim Bronfman,
_________________________________

playing the Shostakovich

Piano Concerto Number 2,
_________________________________

and The Steadfast Tin Soldier.
_________________________________
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
_________________________________
(MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
(MUSIC ENDS)
_________________________________

_________________________________

Okay, guys. Prepare for landing.

_________________________________

Land where? In the sea? We'll drown!

_________________________________

Not with my magic, we
won't. Just leave it to me.

_________________________________
_________________________________

Hello? Someone? Hello?

_________________________________

Anyone? Hello? Anyone?

_________________________________
SIGOURNEY ON SPEAKER: Hello.

_________________________________

-Hello?

-I'm Sigourney Weaver.

_________________________________

Oh. Hi, Sigourney. I need your help.

_________________________________

Won't you please join us...

_________________________________

Oh. Great, great, great.

_________________________________

As we explore the wonders

of the Pacific Ocean...

_________________________________

and the amazing life it holds within.

_________________________________

Witness the majesty

of the Beluga Whale.

_________________________________

Sigourney Weaver, where are you?

_________________________________

Dory! There you are!

_________________________________

Guys! I found help. Sigourney Weaver's

gonna tell us where we are.

_________________________________

-Look out!

-(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

-Oh, look at this!

-No respect for ocean life.

_________________________________

-Marlin! Nemo!

-NEMO: Dory!

_________________________________

No, no, no. Not again! Not again!

_________________________________

Let's take her inside

and see how she does.

_________________________________

(DORY SCREAMS)

_________________________________
NEMO: Dory! Dory!

_________________________________
MARLIN: Don't worry, Dory! Stay calm.

We'll come find you!

_________________________________
SIGOURNEY: And welcome to

the Marine Life Institute...

_________________________________

where we believe in Rescue,

Rehabilitation and Release.

_________________________________
DORY: Marlin? Nemo?

_________________________________

(DORY PANTING)

_________________________________

Hello? Hello? Can you help me?

_________________________________

Me help you? (SNEEZES)

_________________________________

Ugh. (SCREAMS)

_________________________________

Oh. (GASPS)

_________________________________

Huh? What's happening? Help?

_________________________________

MAN: Looks like we're done here.

_________________________________

WOMAN: Dude, cut it out.

You're a scientist. We talked about this.

_________________________________

MAN: Oh, come on. It's funny.

_________________________________

(DOOR CLOSES)

_________________________________
DORY: Oh, boy. Okay. This is...

_________________________________

I'll be fine, I just need to find

a way out and...

_________________________________

If I could just... Get a hold of yourself,

_________________________________

-get a hold of yourself.

-(YELPS)

_________________________________

You'll be fine, everything's fine,

think positively.

_________________________________

-Hey, you.

-Oh.

_________________________________

Spinner.

_________________________________

Oh, thank goodness. Hi, I'm Dory. I'm...

_________________________________

Name's Hank. How sick are you?

_________________________________

Sick? I'm sick?

_________________________________

Why else would you be in quarantine?

_________________________________

Oh, no! How long do I have?

I have to find my family.

_________________________________

All right. Now don't get hysterical...

Uh-oh. Not good.

_________________________________

What? What is it? What happened?

(GASPS) What's that?

_________________________________

That there is bad news.

_________________________________

It's a transport tag for fish

who can't cut it inside the institute.

_________________________________

They get transferred to permanent digs.

An aquarium.

_________________________________

In Cleveland.

_________________________________

Fish in here, go back in the ocean.

Cleveland fish, stay there forever.

_________________________________

(GASPS) Cleveland? No!

I can't go to the Cleveland.

_________________________________

I have to get to the Jewel of Morro Bay,

California and find my family.

_________________________________

That's this place.

The Marine Life Institute.

_________________________________

The Jewel of Morro Bay, California.

You're here.

_________________________________

You mean I'm from here?

_________________________________

(GASPS) My parents are here.

I have to get to them.

_________________________________

So what exhibit are you from?

_________________________________

Wait. I'm from an exhibit?

Which one? I have to get there.

_________________________________

Hmm. That's a hard one, kid.

_________________________________

Unless... Nah.

Never work. It's too crazy.

_________________________________

What do you mean? Just tell me.

I'm okay with crazy.

_________________________________

You know, I could see that?

Well, there's one thing I can think of...

_________________________________

to help you get to your family.

If I just take...

_________________________________

Yes! Great idea.

You take me to find them.

_________________________________

Why didn't I think of that?

_________________________________

Uh, no, no, no.

If I just take your tag...

_________________________________

I can take your place on the transport

truck then you can go back inside...

_________________________________

and find your family.

All you have to do is give me the tag.

_________________________________

What tag?

(GASPS) There's a tag on my fin!

_________________________________

How could you forget

you have a tag on your fin?

_________________________________

Oh, no. I'm sorry. I...

I suffer from short-term memory loss.

_________________________________

You don't remember

what we were talking about?

_________________________________

Mm-mm. Not a clue.

What were we talking about?

_________________________________

Um, you were about to give me your tag.

_________________________________

Well, I kind of like my tag.

Why do you want it?

_________________________________

So I can go to...

_________________________________

So I can go to Cleveland.

_________________________________

Cleveland? Mmm.

I hear good things

_________________________________

about Cleveland.

Why do you want to go?

_________________________________

Because if I stay here I'm gonna get

released back to the ocean.

_________________________________

And I have extremely

unpleasant memories of that place.

_________________________________

(EXHALES)

_________________________________

I just want to live in a glass box alone.

_________________________________

That's all I want. So give me your tag!

_________________________________

Hey, man, don't touch my tag!

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

Look...

_________________________________

(SLURPS)

_________________________________

I don't work here.

It's not like I have a map of this place.

_________________________________

(GASPS) A map! Good idea.

_________________________________

You take me to the map, I figure out

where my parents are. Oh, boy.

_________________________________

All right. If I get you to your family

will you give me...

_________________________________

I don't have much. Um, I...

How about if I give you this tag?

_________________________________

Great idea.

_________________________________

_________________________________

We'll sneak this thing into the garage.

You'll have all the tools you need.

_________________________________

What about your parents?

_________________________________

Mom never goes in there,

_________________________________

and Dad's on a business trip

until tomorrow morning.

_________________________________

You've got till then to fix it.

_________________________________

Well, fine, but I'm gonna need

some blueprints or something for this.

_________________________________

No worries. I got someone

who could help us with that.

_________________________________
CARL: Who dares 

to disturb my sanctuary?

_________________________________

Carl, it's me. Let me in.

_________________________________

None may enter 

unless they speak the royal password.

_________________________________

Carl, what are you talking about?

We don't have a password.

_________________________________

Yes, we do.

I made one up while you were gone.

_________________________________

Well, then

how am I supposed to know what it is?

_________________________________

You...

_________________________________

Good point.

_________________________________

(BUZZING)

_________________________________

Welcome back, little buddy.

_________________________________

So what's up

with the stolen time machine?

_________________________________

Did you find it? Apparently not,

_________________________________

and you managed

to bust this one as well.

_________________________________

It'll be fixed before Dad gets home.

_________________________________

And how do you suppose

that's gonna...

_________________________________

-Who's that?

-Wow, a real robot!

_________________________________

Hi, I'm Lewis.

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

Well, that was unexpected.

_________________________________

As was that.

_________________________________

If my family finds out

I brought you from the past,

_________________________________

they'll bury me alive

and dance on my grave.

_________________________________

I'm not exaggerating.

Well, yes, I am, but not the point.

_________________________________

The point is,

your hair's a dead giveaway.

_________________________________

Why would my hair be

a dead giveaway?

_________________________________

That is an excellent question.

_________________________________

Wait! Where are you going?

_________________________________

Another excellent question.

_________________________________

But I don't just want to sit here.

_________________________________

Stay.

_________________________________

But...

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

Wow!

_________________________________

Hey, ring my doorbell.

_________________________________

No, no, no, no, ring my doorbell.

_________________________________

Ring it. Ring it. Ring it.

Look at this door bell. Ring it.

_________________________________

(TRUMPETING)

_________________________________

Yes!

_________________________________

(IMITATING BUZZER)

That was accidental.

_________________________________

That's an accidental ring.

It doesn't count.

_________________________________

It's in the rule book. Look it up.

_________________________________

-Flat head.

-Short roots.

_________________________________

Evergreen.

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

What do you mean,

don't go to the family?

_________________________________

How can we not go to the family

in this time of family crisis?

_________________________________

By leaving the garage door unlocked,

you let the time machine get stolen,

_________________________________

and now the entire time stream

could be altered!

_________________________________

That and someone took my bike.

_________________________________

Look, I told you. It's gonna all work out.

_________________________________

First, we keep Lewis in the garage,

away from everybody.

_________________________________

I show up and give him

the pep talk of the century.

_________________________________

Then he fixes the time machine.

_________________________________
CARL: Why is it an acorn?

_________________________________

I didn't have time to sculpt everything.

_________________________________

Okay, now, the time machine is fixed.

_________________________________

His confidence in inventing is restored.

_________________________________

He goes back to the science fair,

fixes his Memory Scanner,

_________________________________

thus restoring

the space-time continuum.

_________________________________

What about taking him back

to see his mom?

_________________________________

I just told him that to buy some time.

_________________________________

Oh, yeah, can't see that one

blowing up in your face.

_________________________________

Trust me. I got it under control.

_________________________________

Wilbur Robinson never fails.

_________________________________

But on the slight chance that I do...

_________________________________

"On the slight chance," yeah.

You know what? I'll run the numbers.

_________________________________

(BEEPING)

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

What is it?

_________________________________

Well, it's not...

_________________________________

It doesn't pertain to anything in...

You know, there's not necessarily...

_________________________________

There's a 99.999999% chance

that you won't exist.

_________________________________

-What?

-And I didn't want to tell you, but I did.

_________________________________

I won't exist?

_________________________________

And where does that leave me?

_________________________________

Alone, rusting in a corner.

_________________________________

What am I worried about?

Now, blueprints?

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

If this thing ever blows over,

I really gotta get away from you

_________________________________

and get some quiet time.

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)

_________________________________

What's... Oh!

_________________________________

Well, hey, there, little fella!

_________________________________

Now, I know what you're thinking,

and my clothes are not on backwards.

_________________________________

My head is!

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

Oh, I used to tell that one

to my science students.

_________________________________

They didn't laugh, either.

_________________________________

Anywho, what's your name, fruit-head?

_________________________________

-Well, Lewis, but...

-Lewis, huh?

_________________________________

Well, say, Lewis, you haven't seen

any teeth around here, have you?

_________________________________

-Teeth?

-Yeah, my teeth.

_________________________________

Been digging holes all day.

Can't find them anywhere.

_________________________________

All right, look, old man,

I need to get back to the garage.

_________________________________

Wilbur left me down there,

_________________________________

and I wasn't supposed to leave,

and these monsters...

_________________________________

-Monsters?

-...attacked me on the porch and...

_________________________________

There's no monsters on the porch,

you ninny.

_________________________________

-Listen to me!

-Of course, I also didn't think

_________________________________

there was a woodchuck

living on my arm,

_________________________________

and lookie there!

_________________________________

Hope he ain't got rabies.

_________________________________

Old man, I need to get to the garage!

_________________________________

Well, sure, I'll get you there in a jiffy.

I know a shortcut.

_________________________________

Welcome to the garage.

_________________________________

Well, I'm completely lost.

_________________________________

Hiya, Grandpa.

_________________________________

Hey, Aunt Billie.

_________________________________

Lewis and me

are looking for the garage.

_________________________________

-We have a garage?

-Apparently so.

_________________________________

Lewis, will you give me a hand

and time my race?

_________________________________

Okay, Gaston,

my toy train's ready for you.

_________________________________

That's a toy train?

_________________________________

On your mark, get set, go?

_________________________________
LEWIS: 3.7 seconds.
GASTON: I win!

_________________________________

Okay, Lewis, I got the blueprints.

_________________________________

Lewis?

_________________________________

INSTRUCTOR: And five and six 

and seven and eight.

_________________________________
GRANDPA BUD: That's Uncle Joe.

He works out.

_________________________________

Keep those tummies tucked.

_________________________________

This isn't the garage.

_________________________________

I know.

_________________________________

I don't think

the garage is in here, either.

_________________________________

Egads! A very grave matter, indeed.

_________________________________

-GRANDPA BUD: That's Uncle Art.

-A real superhero?

_________________________________

Quad Four, Alpha Omega Galaxy,

_________________________________

needs a large

cheese-and-sausage thin-crust?

_________________________________

I'll be there in 30 minutes, or it's free.

_________________________________

-LEWIS: He's a...

-Pizza delivery guy.

_________________________________

Lewis?

_________________________________

-What are we doing up here?

-Looking for the garage.

_________________________________

Oh, yeah!

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

Laszlo, you stop painting my hat,

or I'm telling Ma!

_________________________________

-Lighten up, sis!

-TALLULAH: Lasz, I mean it!

_________________________________

Children, please!

Your mother is trying to take a nap.

_________________________________

What is all the yelling out here?

_________________________________

-He started it!

-She started it!

_________________________________

I don't want to hear any more!

_________________________________

-Now, sweetie...

-Don't you "sweetie" me!

_________________________________

I'm going for a drive!

_________________________________

(CAR ENGINE REVVING)

_________________________________

That's strange.

She usually takes the Harley.

_________________________________

Lewis!

_________________________________

I think my wife Lucille's baking cookies.

_________________________________

(SWING MUSIC PLAYING)

_________________________________

Bake them cookies, Lucille!

_________________________________

Why is your dog wearing glasses?

_________________________________

Oh, 'cause his insurance

won't pay for contacts.

_________________________________

That's Uncle Spike,

and there's Uncle Dimitri.

_________________________________

-Oh, look, there's...

-That's the monster!

_________________________________

Oh, no, Lewis, that's our butler, Lefty.

_________________________________

(LEFTY GROWLS)

_________________________________

Nice to meet you.

_________________________________

Hey, Lefty,

any idea how to get to the garage?

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________

Well, that's true. We didn't ask her yet.

_________________________________

-Who?

-Wilbur's mom, Franny.

_________________________________

I think you'll like her.

_________________________________

(WHERE IS YOUR HEART AT? 

PLAYING)

_________________________________

Hey, guys!

_________________________________

(SINGING) You ask me over 

And over and over

_________________________________

Have you seen 

My peacock-feathered hat?

_________________________________

Frogs?

_________________________________

Taught them everything they know.

_________________________________

-Franny, this is Lewis.

-Nice to meet you, ma'am.

_________________________________

Perfect timing.

We need someone on maracas.

_________________________________

Where is your heart at? 

Nobody knows that

_________________________________

Even though you've him, her, me

_________________________________

And an army searching

_________________________________

I've got a feeling
You will be reeling

_________________________________

When you are bad 

And the circus comes to town

_________________________________

Grandpa, I think I found your teeth.

_________________________________

And you see me leaving 

Dressed up as a magician

_________________________________

Or something like that

_________________________________

Sarsaparilla! My teeth are back!

_________________________________

Ring-a-ding-ding.

_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)

_________________________________

(CHATTERING)

_________________________________

All right!

_________________________________

Right. Well, glad I could help

with the teeth,

_________________________________

but, wow, look at the time.

_________________________________

(BOTH GROAN)

_________________________________

Lewis, I told you to stay in the garage!

_________________________________

I did, but I went up the tube,

and I ran into your family, and I...

_________________________________

(STAMMERING)

_________________________________

You met my family?

_________________________________

Pop quiz.

_________________________________

Who have you met,

and what have you learned?

_________________________________

Okay. Bud, Fritz and Joe are brothers.

_________________________________

Fritz is married to Petunia, and is she...

_________________________________

Cranky? Yes.

_________________________________
LEWIS: Tallulah and Laszlo are 

their children.

_________________________________

Joe is married to Billie. 

Lefty is the butler.

_________________________________

Spike and Dimitri are twins,

_________________________________

and I don't know who they're related to.

_________________________________

Neither do we. Go on.

_________________________________

Lucille is married to Bud,

and your dad, Cornelius, is their son.

_________________________________

What does Cornelius look like?

_________________________________

Tom Selleck.

_________________________________

Okay, Cornelius is married to Franny,

and her brothers are Gaston and Art.

_________________________________

You're forgetting something.

_________________________________

Forgetting? Oh, right.

_________________________________

Wilbur is the son 

of Franny and Cornelius.

_________________________________

And nobody realized

you were from the past?

_________________________________

Nope.

_________________________________

(SIGHS IN RELIEF)

_________________________________

Thank you. Thank you.

_________________________________

Hold your applause.

Thank you very much.

_________________________________

_________________________________
Atlantica
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To see the whole adventure, go to: The Little Mermaid – Subtitles (en)
_________________________________

_________________________________

(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

Oh, it's gonna be okay, Bullseye.

_________________________________

Woody's going to college with Andy.
It's what he's always wanted.

_________________________________

Ah, he's crazy.
College is no place for a toy.

_________________________________

Toys are for playtime.

_________________________________

Oh, speaking of playtime,
they're lining up out there!
_________________________________
BUZZ: How many?
HAMM: There must be dozens.

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS) I can hardly wait!
_________________________________

Places, everyone!
_________________________________

(RINGING)
_________________________________
REX: At last! I'm gonna get played with!

_________________________________

-Uh, Rex?

-Come to papa.

_________________________________

(ALL SHOUTING)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

(SHRIEKING)
_________________________________

(SQUEALING)

_________________________________

_________________________________
DOT: Come on, come on. Hurry!

_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

Wow!
_________________________________

(PLAYING UPBEAT MUSIC)
_________________________________

Honey, relax.

You should be proud of yourself.
_________________________________

Your instincts on that boy

were right on the money.
_________________________________

And to make our official welcome

complete... Mr. Soil?
_________________________________

-Yes, Your Highness?

-QUEEN: He's our resident thespian.
_________________________________

Last year he played the lead in Picnic.
_________________________________

The children and myself

have quickly put together
_________________________________

a little presentation

in honor of our guests.
_________________________________

Dot, Reed, Daisy, Grub?
_________________________________

Aren't they adorable! They're cute!
_________________________________

The South Tunnel Elementary

School second-grade class
_________________________________

would like to present you with this,

a mural we have drawn
_________________________________

of you bugs helping us

fight the grasshoppers away.
_________________________________

Oh, look at the beautiful

colors of the blood.
_________________________________

We drew one of you dying because our

teacher said it would be more dramatic.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

I tell you a tale of heroes so bold,
_________________________________

who vanquished

our grasshopper enemies of old.
_________________________________

Look, the last leaf has fallen.
_________________________________

GRASSHOPPERS: We are

the grasshoppers! Where's our food?
_________________________________

Who will come to save us poor ants?
_________________________________

WARRIORS: We are the warriors,

here to defend you!
_________________________________

I die! Die! Die!
_________________________________

Hail, the bugs!
_________________________________

Thank you, thank you! Oh, thank you!
_________________________________

-Hey, hey, hey!

-I say we go.
_________________________________

Okay, honey. You're up.
_________________________________

(ATTA CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

We're all very, very grateful to have...
_________________________________

-Here, here.

-(AMPLIFIED) The warriors...
_________________________________

(ANTS LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Thanks.
_________________________________

First of all, I'd like to thank the warriors

for helping us in our fight
_________________________________

against the grasshoppers.
_________________________________

Secondly, I would like to thank Flik
_________________________________

-for his forthright thinking...

-Thank you, Your Highness.
_________________________________

Sure, I'd like to take credit for all

of this, but, well, that wouldn't be right.
_________________________________

Because it was you, Princess Atta.

You believed in me
_________________________________

-and you sent me on my quest.

-SLIM: You tell that ant
_________________________________

-that we need to talk to him right now.

-Okay, okay. All right.
_________________________________

Now, I know that I've made

a lot of mistakes in the past.
_________________________________

-And I hope that this will make up...

-Flik!
_________________________________

Not right now, Rosie.

I'm making a speech.
_________________________________

Now, I truly believe that these bugs

are the answer to our...
_________________________________

No, there's no circus around here.
_________________________________

So I...

_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________

Your Highness, the warriors have

called for a secret meeting
_________________________________

to plan for a circus...

Circumventing the oncoming hordes,
_________________________________

so they can trapeze...

Trap them with ease!
_________________________________

-Shouldn't I come, too?

-No!
_________________________________

Sorry, no, you see, it's classified

in the DMZ. Gotta go ASAP.
_________________________________

You know, strictly BYOB. Bye!
_________________________________

Sorry. Sorry I have to take

the warriors away so early,
_________________________________

but, you know, they have a lot to get

done, with the battle looming and all.
_________________________________

So, please, everyone, enjoy the party.
_________________________________

BYOB?
_________________________________

Thanks again. Bye. Bye-bye.
_________________________________

Okay, just... Just...

Just get in there. Go!
_________________________________

Go, go, go!
_________________________________

Circus bugs?

How can you be circus bugs?
_________________________________

-HEIMLICH: What?

-Hey, hey, hey.
_________________________________

You said nothing about killing

grasshoppers, pal. You lied to us!
_________________________________

Are you kidding?

Do you know what this is?
_________________________________

This, my friends, is false advertising.
_________________________________

How dare you! You, sir,

are the charlatan in this scenario,
_________________________________

touting your wares as a talent scout,
_________________________________

preying upon the hungry souls

of hapless artistes.
_________________________________

Good day to you, sir.
_________________________________

Wait! No, no! Wait, wait, wait, wait!

You can't go.
_________________________________

You have got to help me. Give me

some time. I'll come up with a plan.
_________________________________

-Just go tell them the truth!

-They can't...
_________________________________

They can't know the truth.

The truth, you see, is bad.
_________________________________

I will be branded with this mistake

for the rest of my life.
_________________________________

My children's children

will walk down the street,
_________________________________

and people will point and say, "Look.
_________________________________

"There goes the spawn

of Flik, the loser!"
_________________________________

Oh... Oh, you know, all right, fine.

Yeah, okay. Just go.
_________________________________

But if you could just do me a little favor

before you leave.
_________________________________

If you could just squish me,

that would be great, because
_________________________________

when they find out,

I'm as good as dead.
_________________________________

-ATTA: Flik!

-Huh?
_________________________________
ATTA: I really do think I should be

part of this meeting. Flik!
_________________________________

-Princess Atta! What a nice surprise.

-Just what exactly is going on?
_________________________________

I would like to speak

with the so-called "warriors."
_________________________________

You can't! They are in the middle

of a top-secret meeting right now,
_________________________________

and they really should not be

disturbed now. Right, guys?
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(STAMMERING) Could you excuse me,

please?
_________________________________

-Wait, wait, wait! Please, don't go!

-I'm not going anywhere.
_________________________________

What is going on? Flik?
_________________________________

Flik!
_________________________________

(GROANS) I knew it!
_________________________________
FLIK: Wait! Wait, wait, wait, wait!

Please! Don't go!
_________________________________

-No! No, no, no!

-SLIM: Quick, he's losing it!
_________________________________

-You can't go! I'm desperate!

-Really? I couldn't tell.
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

Come on, wings.
_________________________________

Help!
_________________________________

Mother, Flik is up to something.
_________________________________
FLIK: No! No!

_________________________________
SLIM: Okay, Flik,

time to put you down now.
_________________________________

Get him off me. He's cutting off

the circulation to my foot.
_________________________________

-No, no, no, no!

-Let go!
_________________________________

Oh, please! Please! Don't go!
_________________________________
ROSIE: Put the stick down. Flik,

I mean it now.
_________________________________

-Drop the stick. Drop it.

-Run!
_________________________________

Boy, he runs fast for a little guy.
_________________________________

(CHIRPING)
_________________________________

Tweet-tweet! Tweet-tweet!
_________________________________

Tweet-tweet! Tweet-tweet!

Tweet-tweet!
_________________________________

This way.
_________________________________

There they are.
_________________________________

-A bird!

-DOT: (SCREAMS) Flik!
_________________________________

-Look!

-Dot!
_________________________________

Flik!
_________________________________

(DOT SCREAMING)
_________________________________

-Dot!

-My baby!
_________________________________
FRANCIS: I gotcha! I gotcha!

_________________________________

I gotcha, I gotcha!
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

-QUEEN: I can't see!

-Somebody do something!
_________________________________
SLIM: Are they all right?

_________________________________
HEIMLICH: Can anyone see?

Are they alive?
_________________________________
ROSIE: I can't see!
SLIM: What is happening?

_________________________________

Dot?
_________________________________
MANNY: Good heavens,

they're in trouble!
_________________________________

-Francis, Francis, Francis...

-You guys, I've got an idea!
_________________________________

Here! I've got it!
_________________________________

(CHIRPING)
_________________________________

(ATTA GASPS)
_________________________________

Please, ma'am, wake up! Wake up!
_________________________________

-Help! Help!

-HEIMLICH: Yoo-hoo!
_________________________________

Mr. Early Bird! How about

a nice, tasty worm on a stick?
_________________________________

I'm going to snap. I'm going to snap.
_________________________________

Nice and juicy, succulent...
_________________________________
FLIK: Let's go!

_________________________________

-There they are!

-DOT: Flik! Help!
_________________________________

Okay.
_________________________________

-Flik!

-It's going to be okay, Dot.
_________________________________

(HEIMLICH EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

(CHIRPING)
_________________________________

Bye-bye, birdie!
_________________________________

Help! I'm stuck! Pull me down!
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The caterpillar's

using himself as live bait!
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How brave!
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Suck it in, man!
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FRANCIS: My leg!

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(GASPS) The bird! The bird!

Look out for the bird!
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Flik!
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-Up-a, up-a, up-a, up-a, up-a!

-Up-a, up-a, up-a, up-a, up-a!
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(SCREECHES)
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(SIGHING)
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(PANTING)
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(FAINT APPLAUSE)
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What is that?
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That, my friends,

is the sound of applause!
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(CHEERING)
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Applause... I'm in heaven!

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(DOOR OPENS)

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(DOOR SLAMS)

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I'll give you a night down here

to think it over.

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But tomorrow, no more Mr. Nice Guy.

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(JOANNA SHRIEKS)

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Joanna! You thick-headed

chunk of fish-bait!

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(JOANNA WHIMPERS)

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I'll never tell you where she is!

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Never! Never!

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Yeah, we'll never tell!

You'll have to drag it out of us!

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Hey, where did you come from?

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The desert?

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Well, fancy that!

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Looks like McLeach

has begun trapping his own kind!

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There's no hope for any of us now.

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No hope? No hope!

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-No!

-But there must be a way out of here.

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There's a way out, all right.

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ALL: There is?

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Absolutely.

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You'll go as a wallet, you'll go

as a belt, and our dear Frank...

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-I don't want to hear it.

-Frank will go as...

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I can't hear you!

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(SINGING NONSENSICALLY)

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-A purse.

-(WAILING) No!

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A lovely ladies' purse.

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I don't want to go as a purse.

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Please, don't let him do it!

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-Don't worry, we'll get out of here.

-We are?

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Yeah. If we all put our heads together,

I'm sure we'll think of something.

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Yeah, something.

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Frank, what's wrong?

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Oh, here he goes again.

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Take it easy.

You don't want to hurt yourself again.

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Ooh. I got it!

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All we gotta do is get the keys!

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Oh. Is that all? Well then,

we better start packing our bags.

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No, wait. He's right.

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If we could get

these long pieces of wood...

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Yeah, wood, good.

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-Maybe we could...

-(SQUAWKS)

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CODY: That's right,

just a little more. There!

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Come on, everybody.

Get some more stuff!

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The kid's right.

What are we waiting for?

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CODY: That's it, you've got it!

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Hurry. We need something

to tie it together.

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FRANK: Hey, what do you got?

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Shoelaces!

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Almost.

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-A little further.

-FRANK: Yeah, yeah. (MOANS)

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-It's okay. Let's try again.

-Yeah, yeah.

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CODY: Easy. Easy does it.

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Yeah, no, no! Yeah, yeah.

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Will somebody shut him up?

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CODY: We did it!
FRANK: You've got it!

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(SNARLING)

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(SCOFFS)

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I've got it! I'll just take my tail,

and I'll pick the lock, like this!

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Frank, give it a rest.

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You'll thank me when you're free.

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Look, I just insert my tail,

like this, and I turn it like this,

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just a quarter turn to the left,

and then push it a little bit further.

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(BABBLING INCOHERENTLY)

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