Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Disney Fairies' Virtual Flight: Tinker Bell's Pixie Hollow Adventure


Tinker Bell's Pixie Hollow Adventure
Introduction
Vidia: Oooh! Our new ride is finally finished! Come on! Let's go in!
Part 1
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC FROM "TO THE FAIRIES THEY DRAW NEAR" PLAYING)
Tinker Bell: Welcome to Tinker Bell's Pixie Hollow Adventure!
Vidia: Yeah! And you're the very first riders!
Clank: Oh, this is so exciting! Miss Bell, I am so proud! I can't wait to see what you've made!
(Tinker Bell and her fairies board the bunny car)
Bobble: I've got a bad feeling about this!
Tinker Bell: Oh, thanks, Bobble! Always nice to have that friend support, so warm, so friendly, so–
(The bunny car slam into a painted door!)
…SQUASHED!
(Camera zooms out to a crane camera)
BOBBLE: Why are you making a ride when the real thing's right there!
TINKER BELL: You know your problem, Bobble? You've got no vision (Spiritually)!
(Camera on the bunny car)
Bobble: I have a better vision if I wasn't squished into a giant, painted door!
Tinker Bell: Ok, ok! So there's a few glitches, Keep your tails on!
Silvermist: Tinker Bell! I think you're sitting on the OFF button!
Tinker Bell: I wondered what that was!
(Doors finally open!)
Iridessa: OK, everyone! Here we go!
(They arrive in the fairyland of Pixie Hollow, Fake Birth Tinker Bell, Clank, and Bobble are flying around)
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC FROM "A CHILD'S LAUGHTER / FLIGHT TO PIXIE HOLLOW (SCORE)" PLAYING)
Rosetta: Ooh! Pretty colors!
Clank: Oh, Miss Bell, this is wonderful!
Bobble: Not bad, actually.
Tinker Bell: See, and you thought I wasn't cut out for this! Get it? Cut out? Haha!
(Switches to a camera facing Tinker Bell, Vidia, Silvermist, Iridessa, Rosetta, Fawn, Clank, and Bobble then switches back)
(A ribbon waterfall appears with Fake Tinker Bell, Clank, and Bobble on the cart)
Fawn: Ooh! Pretty!
Clank: Oh, this is really exciting!
(They arrive in the Pixie Dust Tree with an automated Queen Clarion)
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC FROM "TINKER BELL'S NEW HOME (SCORE)" PLAYING)
QUEEN CLARION: Welcome to Pixie Hollow! So what are you going to do?
Tinker Bell: OK! Which way, girls? You get to choose. Left or right?
Vidia: I think we'll pick the right, uh, no, uh, the left, uh, no, I forgot.
QUEEN CLARION: So what are you going to do?
Clank: If I choose the right, when do I get to see the left?
Tinker Bell: Just right it again and choose left, Sil!
Bobble: So what are we waiting for?
Tinker Bell: Hey! You out there! Help us out, ok? Pick one!
Silvermist (Shopping personnelish): It's easy! Just use your remote control to choose the right or left arrow.
Tinker Bell: And hurry up, before something breaks...
QUEEN CLARION: So what are you going to do?
Tinker Bell: ...again!
QUEEN CLARION: (LAUGHS)! So what are you going to do?
If you chose left, this is what you get:
(ALL SCREAMING)
(SPLASH!)
(PIRATE CELTIC MUSIC)
Clank: Wow, this is nice!
Bobble: Don't exactly remember this in the movie.
(A fake Vidia is drowned into a well)
Tinker Bell: Icy-picky-picky!
(The fake Vidia spits water)
Iridessa: Aww! BJUBJUBJUBJUBJU!
Fake Vidia's Mom: Vidia! No playing! Don't play chicken!
(A Drunk Renaissance troll appears in the bridge above you)
(A troll chases a fake Tinker Bell for a plate of fruit, Meanwhile, fake pirate Tinker Bells are waiting for their ship but doesn't know that there is a troll waiting to attack!)
Clank: Why are they chasing you for a plate of cupcakes?
Tinker Bell: Don't ask!
If you chose right, you'll get this:
(Doors open to reveal fake Tinker Bell holding a basket)
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC FROM "HOW TO BELIEVE (BRIDGIT MENDLER VERSION)" PLAYING)
Iridessa: Ooh!
Clank: Uh, Tink, I don't remember it quite like that!
Tinker Bell: Clank! It's a ride! It's a "Poetic Licence"! An artful re-creation!
Bobble: It's a lie!
Tinker Bell: Hey! Everything lies in a delicate balance, remember?
(Static, the basket falls out of Tinker Bell's hands)
Rosetta: Aww!
Tinker Bell: (GASPS)
Bobble: Oh yeah! Very delicate!
(VIDIA SNEEZES)
Clank: Oh dear! Is it supposed to make that noise?
Fawn: Uh, actually, that was Vidia!
Bobble: PU! Get me out of here!
(The car exits)
Part 2
(Train sounds)
Iridessa: OOOOOOOH! WOO! WOO! WOO! WOO! WOO!
(Sounds approach)
Tinker Bell: (SCREAMING)
(3 flashlights are revealed)
Bobble: OK, Enough is enough! There's no train in the original story and don't say "Poetic Licence"!
Tinker Bell: Um, "Creative Leeway?"
(The Pixie Dust Well with the automated Terence)
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC FROM "TINKER BELL'S NEW HOME (SCORE)" PLAYING)
TERENCE: I brought some pixie dust supplies! So what are you going to do?
Tinker Bell: OK, girls! Left or right! Oh, and Vidia, remember this time stay away from the pixies! 'cause if you go off, we all go up!
Vidia: Ooh! Good point, Tinker Bell!
TERENCE: So what are you going to do?
Clank: Hmm, think! Right or left?
Iridessa: Uh, Tink? Which way is left again?
Tinker Bell: Would you just pick!
TERENCE: So what are you going to do?
Tinker Bell: Come on, girls out there! A little help, please?
TERENCE: (LAUGHING)! So what are you going to do?
If you chose left, this is what you get:
(Doors open to a deserted room)
CRASH!
(Materials fall down; sound goes clockwise starting from R)
Tinker Bell: Uh, Vidia, weren't you gonna finish this part?
Vidia: Uh, you said you were gonna do it, remember?
Bobble: So, Mrs. Cutely, sweet, directive. What do you call this?
(Cat cries between the SL and SR speakers)
Tinker Bell: Uh, uhe, faith, trust, pixie dust!
Clank: Maybe we should faith on back!
(Sounds stop on L; A bunny car topples a little bit)
Tinker Bell: Good idea!
If you chose right, you'll get this:
(HAUNTED MUSIC)
(Fake dragon trolls appear with 2 posters, one Tinker Bell's and one Vidia's)
Rosetta: Oh boy!
Bobble: What now? "The Haunted Pixie Hollow"?
Tinker Bell: Why not? It's cool!
(Thunder)
(Creaking)
(They fall as deep and as fast as the Hellevator) (A PNE ride)
(ALL SHRIEKING)
CRASH!
CLANK: OOOOHOHOHO! OOOOHOHOHO!
BOBBLE: I have to admit! That was pretty cool!
TINKER BELL: And unexpected!
VIDIA: I don't feel so good!
BOTH: OH NO! VIDIA! NO!
(VIDIA SNEEZES)
BOBBLE: Let's get out of here!
Fake Conclusion
(Troll sounds, eyes point at you)
Clank: (SCREAMS)
Bobble: OK, Miss Bell! I'm quite impressed, this is quite quite...
(A lightbulb blows! the main lights go on revealing that the eyes were lightbulbs!)
...quite crummy!
Vidia: Whoa! I've never seen it with the lights on!
Bobble: What's the word I'm looking for here? Uh, cheesy, uh, embarrassing. No! I got it! Pathetic!
Tinker Bell (talking into radio): (CLEARS THROAT) We're, uh, upsday in section 4B, what's the hold upe?
RADIO: Hold up your rollem in the cenum, comprende?
Clank: Miss Bell, did you do those translations yourself?
(End of Fake Flight)
Introduction
(Bugs and insects are singing "the different part of 'IT'S A SMALL WORLD'")
Bobble: Oh no! No! No, I'll never get that tune out of my head!
Clank: I think it's lovely! Look at that pretty bug!
(The bug speaks very lowly)
Silvermist: Oh boy!
(Singing continues)
(The music jams (badly) on "...a bug place..." repeating the section over and over again! The ride's stuck!)
Iridessa: Uh oh!
Bobble: Oh no!
Clank: Eh, Tinker Bell, do something!
Tinker Bell: I'm doing! I'm doing! Vidia! Look for the "Emergency" button!
Vidia: How do you spell it again?
Tinker Bell: AAAAA! Just push something!
Vidia: How about this red one?
Tinker Bell: No! Not that!
(Music fast-forwards, the car speeds to 50 KPH!)
Clank: Oh no!
Tinker Bell: I can't stop–
Part 1 (The Real Flight)
(Outside the building, a camera captures the crew flying through a cement wall!)
BOBBLE: You're going off the track!
(ALL SHRIEKING)
(Switches to a camera pointing to the moon. The crew is still flying!)
(ALL SHRIEKING)
(BOBBLE EXCLAIMING)
(Switches back to the camera on the bunny car)
(BOBBLE YELLS)
(They go under a thistle; a sunflower appears on the right)
Oh no!
(The Pixie Dust Tree appears on the right but shrunk! Another thistle, they almost hit a ladybug!)
Vidia: Oh! Look out! That one!
(An adult thistle appears, a baby bird appears on the right, another thistle)
Bobble: Oh no!
Clank: Oh no! Oh no!
(Two frogs appear on both sides)
Silvermist (factual): Those two frogs have the same patterns, did you know that?
(A lot of frogs appear, they splash into the river)
(ALL COUGHING)
Part 2 (The Train Tracks)
(Train whistle! The real one!)
Tinker Bell: Well, at least we don't have to worry about this one, we know it's 'cause...
(The tracks switch just in the nick of time!)
...ACTUAL TRAIN!
Clank: Woo!
Tinker Bell: HELP!
Vidia: Whoa! (Gibberish)! (Nervous laughing)
(The troll laughs)
(ALL SCREAMING)
IRIDESSA: Uh, Tinker Bell, I don't think were in "Lightbulb Land" anymore!
(A troll appears)
(Another troll appears)
(Switches to a camera facing back to Tinker Bell, Vidia, Silvermist, Iridessa, Rosetta, Fawn, Clank, and Bobble)
(ALL SCREAMING)
(The trolls are still on the car! Darkness falls!)
THUMP!
Part 3 (Tinker's Nook)
(No dialogue until 7 seconds later)
Clank: Ooh! That's Betty! Sorry!
(No dialogue)
Part 4 (Springtime Square)
(They arrive in Springtime Square)
Tinker Bell: Oh no!
(They go around the flower corkscrew)
Help! We're lost!
Part 5 (THE DROP!)
(Switches to a camera 5 KM away from Pixie Dust Tree)
(ALL SCREAMING)
(Switches back)
(They go up to the top of Pixie Dust Tree!)
Bobble: Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
(Everyone sighs)
Tinker Bell: Hey! We can see my tunnel from here!
(2 signs appear)
Vidia: Oh! What's that?
Tinker Bell: I don't know! I didn't put them there!
Clank: I think we have to pick one.
Tinker Bell: Um, Vidia, you pick!
Vidia: Uh, you!
Tinker Bell: I said you first!
Clank: Would someone please pick already?
If you choose left (forward), you'll get this:
(They fall from the top of Pixie Dust Tree to the bottom of a tunnel over 600 Feet! (That's approximately the same distance from the top of the CN Tower to the Microwave Dishes of the CN Tower!))
Bobble: Oh no! Oh no!
(ALL SHRIEKING)
(They went down through Part 6 (The Arctic/Antarctic Tunnel))
Clank: WEEEEEE! WOOOOO!
Vidia: Whoa! (Gibberish)!
(The Yeti appears on the left!)
(Vidia nervously laughs)
Clank: What's he doing in Never Land? He'll melt!
Tinker Bell: It's a dry heat!
Vidia: (SCREAMS) WOOOOOO!
(At the end of the ride, 2 blaring camera flashes flash for a ride portrait)
If you choose right (backward), you'll get this:
(Same thing except backwards)
Clank: Whoa!
(The car spins around backwards; you know what'll happen!)
Bobble: Oh no!
(ALL SHRIEKING)
Vidia: (SHRIEKING) Mommy! Mommy!
(They went down through Part 6 (The Arctic/Antarctic Tunnel))
Vidia: Yddad! Yddad!
Tinker Bell: What's that?
Iridessa: Daddy! Backwards! (Nervous Laughing)
(The Yeti appears on the right!)
Bobble: What's he doing here?
Tinker Bell: Snowboarding?
Vidia: (SCREAMS)
(At the end of the ride, 2 blaring camera flashes flash for a ride portrait)
The Conclusion
(Doors open to reveal the beginning of the ride)
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC FROM "TINK MEETS WENDY (SCORE)" PLAYING)
Tinker Bell: We're so glad you could join us! Come back soon!
(The tires deflate)
Bobble: What "Come back soon"? That was the worst ride I've ever been on!
(A ear falls)
Tinker Bell: So, It's got a few glitches, it just needs a little tinkering, and that's all!
(Sparks fly from the ear)
Clank: Don't worry, Tinker Bell, Who wants to make a ride anyway, huh?
(Vidia gets off)
Vidia: Oh! I liked it! Let's do it again! Oh! Wait! Let's look at our pictures first!
(Depending on the ride you took, your pictures will be different every time you go on the ride)
END

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