The Incredibles subtitles

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(FILM REEL SCRATCHING)

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(BACKGROUND CHATTER)

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-Is this on?

-INTERVIEWER: That's fine.

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I can break through walls,

I just can't...

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-INTERVIEWER: That's fine.

-I can't get this on.

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INTERVIEWER: Mr. Incredible...

Do you have a secret identity?

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Every superhero has a secret identity.

I don't know a single one who doesn't.

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Who wants the pressure

of being super all the time?

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Of course I have a secret identity.

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Can you see me in this

at the supermarket? Come on.

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Who'd want to go shopping

as Elastigirl, know what I mean?

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Superladies, they're always trying

to tell you their secret identity.

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Think it'll strengthen

the relationship or something.

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I said, "Girl, I don't want to know

about your mild-mannered alter ego."

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I mean, you tell me you're

a super-mega-ultra-lightning-babe,

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that's all right with me.

I'm good. I'm good.

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No matter how many times

you save the world,

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it always manages to get back

in jeopardy again.

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Sometimes I just want it to stay saved,

you know?

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For a little bit. I feel like the maid.

"I just cleaned up this mess.

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"Can we keep it clean

for ten minutes?"

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INTERVIEWER:

I could get to that point.

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-"Please?"

-INTERVIEWER: We're not finished.

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Sometimes I think I'd just like

the simple life, you know?

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Relax a little and raise a family.

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Settle down? Are you kidding?

I'm at the top of my game!

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I'm up there with the big dogs!

Girls, come on.

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Leave the saving of the world

to the men? I don't think so.

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I don't think so.

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(POLICE SIREN WAILS)

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(OVER RADIO)

We interrupt for a bulletin.

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A high-speed pursuit between police

and armed gunmen is underway,

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traveling northbound

on San Pablo Ave.

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 Yeah, I've got time.

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Mr. Incredible.

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-What is it, ma'am?

-My cat, Squeaker, won't come down.

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(CAT MEOWS)

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Certainly. I suggest you stand clear.

There could be trouble.

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No, he's quite tame.

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(GUNFIRE)

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(GRUNTS)

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(MEOWS)

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(BEEPING)

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(SIRENS WAIL)

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Let go now.

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(CAT YOWLS)

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Thank you, Mr. Incredible.

You've done it again.

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-You're the best.

-No, I'm just here to help.

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(OVER RADIO) All units.

We have a tour bus robbery...

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Tour bus robbery. I've still got time.

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Officers. Ma'am. Squeaker.

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-Cool! Ready for take-off!

-What the...

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-Who are you supposed to be?

-I'm IncrediBoy.

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What? No.

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You're that kid from the fan club.

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(STAMMERING) Brophy. Brody.

Buddy! Buddy!

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My name is IncrediBoy.

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I've been nice, I've stood for photos,

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signed every scrap of paper

you pushed at me...

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No, don't worry about training me.

I know your moves,

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crime fighting style,

favorite catch phrases, everything!

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I'm your number one fan!

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BUDDY: Hey! Hey, wait!

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(MUTTERING)

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INCREDIBLE: You know,

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you can tell a lot about a woman

by the contents of her purse,

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but maybe that's not

what you had in mind.

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Hey, look...

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(GRUNTS)

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Elastigirl.

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Mr. Incredible.

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-It's all right. I've got him.

-Sure, you've got him.

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-I just took him out for you.

-Sure, you did.

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-His attention was on me.

-A fact I exploited to do my job.

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-My job, you mean.

-A simple thank you will suffice.

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Thanks, but I don't need any help.

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Whatever happened to "ladies first"?

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Well, whatever happened

to equal treatment?

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Look, the lady got me first.

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-Well, we could share, you know.

-I work alone.

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Well, I think you need to be more

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flexible.

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Are you doing anything later?

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I have a previous engagement.

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(WHISTLES)

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Now, you just stay here.

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They usually pick up

the garbage in an hour.

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-FROZONE: Hey, Incredible!

-Hey, Frozone!

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-Shouldn't you be getting ready?

-I still got time.

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(CROWD SCREAMING)

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WOMAN: He's gonna jump!

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SANSWEET: I think

you broke something.

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With counseling,

I think you'll come to forgive me.

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Wait a minute.

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(SANSWEET MOANING)

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(BEEPING)

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(BEEPING SPEEDS UP)

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(COUGHING) Bomb Voyage.

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Mr. Incredible...!

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BUDDY: And IncrediBoy!

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VOYAGE: IncrediBoy?

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Aren't you curious about how I get

around so fast? I have rocket boots.

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-Go home, Buddy. Now.

-What?

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Little oaf...!

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Can we talk?

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You always say be true to yourself,

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but you never say

which part to be true to.

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Well, I've finally figured out who I am.

I am your ward. IncrediBoy!

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And now, you have officially

carried it too far, Buddy.

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This is because I don't have powers,

isn't it?

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Not every superhero has powers,

you know.

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You can be super without them.

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I invented these.

I can fly. Can you fly?

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Fly home, Buddy. I work alone.

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And your outfit is totally ridiculous!

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Just give me one chance!

I'll show you. I'll go get the police.

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-Buddy, don't!

-It'll only take a second, really.

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No, stop!

There's a bomb!

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Let go, you're wrecking

my flight pattern.

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-I can do this if you let go!

-Will you just...

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-I'm trying to help! Stop!

-Let go of my cape!

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(BEEPING)

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(BEEPING SPEEDS UP)

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(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS)

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Take this one home. And make sure

his mom knows what he's been doing.

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I can help you.

You're making a mist...

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The injured jumper.

You sent paramedics?

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They picked him up.

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The blast in that building

was caused by Bomb Voyage

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who I caught robbing the vault.

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We might nab him

if we set up a perimeter.

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-He got away?

-Well, yeah.

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-Skippy here made sure of that.

-IncrediBoy.

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You're not affiliated with me!

Holy smokes, I'm late.

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Listen, I've gotta be somewhere.

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 -What about Bomb Voyage?

-Any other night, I'd go after him,

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but I really gotta go. Don't worry.

We'll get him! Eventually!

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(CHURCH ORGAN MUSIC PLAYS)

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-Is the night still young?

-You're very late.

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-How do I look? Good?

-The mask. You still got the mask.

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(CRACKS NECK)

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Showtime.

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Robert Parr, will you have this woman

to be your lawful wedded wife?

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You're late. When you asked

if I was doing anything later,

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I didn't realize you'd forgotten.

I thought it was playful banter.

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-It was.

-Cutting it close, don't you think?

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You need to be more flexible.

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I love you, but if we're

gonna make this work,

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you've gotta be more

than Mr. Incredible.

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You know that. Don't you?

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-...so long as you both shall live?

-I do.

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I pronounce this couple

husband and wife.

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(PEOPLE CHEERING

AND WHISTLING)

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As long as we both shall live.

No matter what happens.

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Hey, come on. We're superheroes.

What could happen?

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ANNOUNCER: In a stunning turn of

events, a superhero is being sued

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 for saving someone who,

apparently, didn't want to be saved.

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The plaintiff, Oliver Sansweet,

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who was foiled in his attempted

suicide by Mr. Incredible,

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has filed suit against the famed

superhero in Superior Court.

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Mr. Sansweet didn't ask to be saved.

He didn't want to be saved.

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The injury received from

Mr. Incredible's "actions,"
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-causes him daily pain.

-I saved your life!

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You didn't save my life!

You ruined my death.

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 LAWYER: My client has no comment.

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ANNOUNCER: Another suit was filed

by victims of the El train accident.

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Incredible's court losses

cost the government millions.

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And opened the floodgates for dozens

of superhero lawsuits the world over.

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It is time for their secret identity

to become their only identity.

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Time for them to join us, or go away.

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ANNOUNCER: Under public pressure,

and the financial burden

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of an ever mounting series of lawsuits,

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the government quietly initiated

the Superhero Relocation Program.

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The supers were granted amnesty

from responsibility for past actions,
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in exchange for the promise

to never again resume hero work.

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Where are they now?

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They are living among us.

Average citizens, average heroes.

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Quietly and anonymously continuing

to make the world a better place.

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Denied? You're denying my claim?

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I don't understand.

I have full coverage.

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I'm sorry, Mrs. Hogenson,

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but our liability is spelled out

in paragraph 17.

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-It states clearly...

-(STAMMERING) I can't pay for this.

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Excuse me. Claims, Bob Parr.

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I'm calling to celebrate

a momentous occasion.

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We're now officially moved in.

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Yeah, well, that's great, honey.

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The last three years

don't count because...

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Because I finally unpacked the last box.

Now, it's official. Ha, ha, ha.

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HELEN: Why do we have

so much junk?

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Listen, I've got a client.

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Say no more. Go save the world

one policy at a time, honey.

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Oh! I gotta go pick up the kids.

See you tonight.

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Bye, honey.

Excuse me. Where were we?

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(SOBBING) I'm on a fixed income,

and if you can't help me,

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I don't know what I'll do.

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(BLOWS NOSE LOUDLY)

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(SOBBING)

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All right, listen closely.

I'd like to help you, but I can't.

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I'd like to tell you to take a copy

of your policy to Norma Wilcox on...

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(WHISPERING) Norma Wilcox.

W-I-L-C-O-X.

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On the third floor. But I can't.

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I also do not advise you

to fill out and file a WS2475 form

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with our legal department

on the second floor.

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I wouldn't expect someone to get back

to you quickly to resolve the matter.

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I'd like to help,

but there's nothing I can do.

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Oh, thank you, young man.

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(SHOUTING) Sorry.

I know you're upset!

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(WHISPERING) Pretend to be upset.

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(SOBBING)

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Parr!

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You authorized payment

on the Walker policy!

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Someone broke

into their house, Mr. Huph.

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-Their policy covers...

-I don't wanna know about it.

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Don't tell me about it. Tell me how

you're keeping Insuricare in the black.

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Tell me how that's possible,

with you writing checks

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to every Harry Hardluck and Sally

Sobstory that gives you a phone call.

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(OVER PA) Morning break is over.

Morning break is over.

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I appreciate you coming

down here, Mrs. Parr.

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What's this about?

Has Dash done something wrong?

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He's a disruptive influence and he

openly mocks me in front of the class.

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-He says.

-Look, I know it's you!

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-He puts thumbtacks on my stool.

-You saw him do this?

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Well... Not really. No.

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Actually, not.

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Oh, then how do you know it was him?

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I hid a camera.

Yeah, and this time, I've got him.

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See? You see?

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You don't see it?

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He moves! Right there!

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Wait, wait! Right there!

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Right as I'm sitting down!

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I don't know how he does it,

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but there's no tack before he moves

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and after he moves, there's a tack.

Coincidence? I think not!

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-Bernie...

-Don't "Bernie" me.

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(SCREAMING) This little rat is guilty!

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You and your son can go now,

Mrs. Parr. I'm sorry for the trouble.

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You're letting him go again?

He's guilty!

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You can see it on his smug little face.

Guilty, I say, guilty!

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Dash, this is the third time this year

you've been sent to the office.

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We need to find a better outlet.

A more constructive outlet.

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Maybe I could,

if you'd let me go out for sports.

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Honey, you know why we can't do that.

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I promise I'll slow up.

I'll only be the best by a tiny bit.

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Dashiell Robert Parr,

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you are an incredibly competitive boy.

And a bit of a showoff.

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The last thing you need is temptation.

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You always say, "Do your best."

But you don't really mean it.

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Why can't I do the best that I can do?

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Right now, honey,

the world just wants us to fit in,

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and to fit in, we just gotta be

like everybody else.

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Dad always said our powers

were nothing to be ashamed of.

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-Our powers made us special.

-Everyone's special, Dash.

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Which is another way

of saying no one is.

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(BELL RINGS)

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BOY: Rydinger, where you headed?

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-GIRL: Hi, Tony.

-Hey.

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-"Hey, Tony, can I carry your books?"

-That's kind of funny.

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"Hey, Tony, do you play football?"

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BOY: Tony, I thought we were

gonna go swimming.

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He looked at me.

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(CAR HORN HONKING)

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DASH: Come on, Violet!

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(HORNS HONKING,

PEOPLE YELLING)

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(CAR RATTLING)

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(GROANS)

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(MUTTERING) Darn kids.

Sitting on the driveway...

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Oh, great.

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(UNINTELLIGIBLE MUTTERING)

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(HELEN AND JACK-JACK COOING)

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Mom.

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-You're making weird faces again.

-No, I'm not.

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You make weird faces, honey.

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-Do you have to read at the table?

-Uh-huh. Yeah.

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Smaller bites, Dash. Yikes!

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Bob, could you help

the carnivore cut his meat?

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Dash, you have something you

wanna tell your father about school?

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(NERVOUSLY)

Well, we dissected a frog.

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Dash got sent to the office again.

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-(DISTRACTED) Good. Good.

-No, Bob, that's bad.

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-What?

-Dash got sent to the office again.

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-What? What for?

-Nothing.

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He put a tack on the teacher's chair,

during class.

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Nobody saw me.

You could barely see it on the tape.

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They caught you on tape

and you still got away with it? Whoa!

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 You must have been booking.

How fast were you going?

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We are not encouraging this.

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I'm not, I'm just asking how fast...

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-Honey!

-(CRASH)

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Great. First the car,

now I gotta pay to fix the table...

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What happened to the car?

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Here. I'm getting a new plate.

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So, how about you, Vi?

How was school?

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-Nothing to report.

-You've hardly touched your food.

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-I'm not hungry for meatloaf.

-Well, it is leftover night.

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We have steak, pasta...

What are you hungry for?

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-Tony Rydinger.

-Shut up.

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-Well, you are.

-I said, shut up, you little insect.

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-Well, she is.

-Do not shout at the table.

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-Honey!

-BOB: Kids! Listen to your mother.

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She'd eat if we were having Tony loaf.

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That's it!

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Stop it!

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DASH: You're gonna be toast!
HELEN: Stop running in the house.

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HELEN: Sit down!

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-Hey, no force fields!

-You started it.

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You sit down! You sit down!

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Violet!

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(SHOUTING IN BACKGROUND)

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(BOB MUTTERING)

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"Simon J. Paladino,

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"longtime advocate of superhero rights,

is missing"?

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-Gazerbeam.

-HELEN: Bob! It's time to engage.

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Do something!

Don't just stand there!

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-I need you to intervene!

-You want me to intervene?

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Okay. I'm intervening!

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(ALL SHOUTING)

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Violet, let go of your brother.

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JACK-JACK: Hello?

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BOB: Get the door.

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-Hey, Lucius!

-Hey, Speedo. Helen, Vi, Jack-Jack.

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-Ice of you to drop by.

-Ha! Never heard that one before.

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(GARGLING) Lucius!

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LUCIUS: Whoa!

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LUCIUS: Ha, ha.
DASH: Oh!

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-I like it when it shatters.

-I'll be back later.

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-Where are you two going?

-It's Wednesday.

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Bowling night.

Say hello to Honey for me, Lucius.

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Will do. Good night, Helen.

Good night, kids.

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Don't think you've avoided

talking about the principal's office.

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Your father and I

are still gonna discuss it.

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I'm not the only kid who's

been sent to the office.

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Other kids don't have superpowers.

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-Now, it's perfectly normal...

-What do you know about normal?

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What does anyone

in this family know about normal?

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-Now, wait a minute, young lady.

-We act normal. I wanna be normal.

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The only normal one is Jack-Jack,

and he's not even toilet trained.

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(JACK-JACK LAUGHING)

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DASH: Lucky.

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I meant about being normal.

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(LAUGHTER)

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LUCIUS: So now I'm in deep trouble.

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I mean, one more jolt of this

death ray and I'm an epitaph.

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Somehow I managed to find cover.

What does Baron Von Ruthless do?

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-He starts monologuing.

-He starts monologuing.

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He starts this prepared speech

about how feeble I am compared to him.

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How inevitable my defeat is, the world

will soon be his. Yada, yada, yada.

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-Yammering.

-Yammering.

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LUCIUS: I mean, the guy has me

on a platter, and he won't shut up.

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RADIO: Municiberg, we have a 23-56...

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23-56, what is that?

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-Robbery?

-This is just sad.

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-Want to catch a robber?

-No.

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Tell you the truth,

I'd rather go bowling.

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Look, what if we actually did

what our wives think we're doing?

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Just to shake things up.

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MIRAGE: He's not alone.

The fat guy's still with him.

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They're just talking.

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-What are we doing here?

-Protecting people.

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-Nobody asked us.

-You need an invitation?

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I'd like one, yes. We keep

sneaking out to do this, and...

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-You remember Gazerbeam?

-There was something in the paper.

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-He had trouble with civilian life.

-When did you see him?

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I don't see anyone from the old days.

Just you.

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-And we're pushing our luck as it is.

-Come on.

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It was fun the first time,

but if we keep doing this...

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-RADIO: We have a report on a fire...

-A fire. We're close!

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-(YELLING) Yeah, baby!

-We're gonna get caught.

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(HOOTING)

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BOB: Fire! Yeah!

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LUCIUS: Is that everybody?
BOB: Yeah.

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-It better be.

-Can't you put this out?

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I can't lay down a layer thick enough!

It's evaporating too fast!

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-What's that mean?

-It means it's hot.

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-I'm dehydrated, Bob.

-You're out of ice?

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You can't run out.

You can use water in the air.

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There is no water in this air!

What's your excuse, run out of muscle?

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I can't smash walls.

The building's getting weaker.

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-It's gonna come down on top of us.

-I wanted to go bowling!

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All right! Stay right on my tail!

This is gonna get hot!

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(COUGHING, MOANING)

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BOB: Yeah.

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(COUGHING)

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Uh-oh.

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Oh, good.

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-(ALARM SOUNDS)

-(LUCIUS GROANS)

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That ain't right.

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-We look like incompetent bad guys!

-You can get water out of the air.

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Freeze!

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-I'm thirsty.

-I said freeze!

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I'm just getting a drink.

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-You've had your drink. Now...

-I know. I know. Freeze.

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(POLICE RADIO CHATTER)

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Police officers!

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LUCIUS: That was way too close.

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We are not doing that again.

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(OVER RADIO) Verify you want

to switch targets? Over.

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Trust me. This is the one

he's been looking for.

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(KEYS JINGLING)

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(HUMMING)

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-I thought you'd be back by 11:00.

-I said I'd be back later.

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I assumed you'd be back later.

If you came back at all,

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-you'd be "back later".

-Well, I'm back, okay?

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Is this rubble?

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(WITH MOUTH FULL) It was just

a little workout. Just to stay loose.

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You know how I feel about that.

Darn you! We can't blow cover again.

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The building was coming down anyway.

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What?

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You knocked down a building?

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It was on fire. Structurally unsound.

It was coming down.

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Have you been listening

to the police scanner again?

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I performed a public service.

You act like that's a bad thing.

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It is a bad thing, Bob!

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Uprooting our family again, so you can

relive the glory days is a bad thing.

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It's better than acting like

they didn't happen!

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Yes! They happened!

But this, our family,

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is what's happening now, Bob.

And you are missing this!

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I can't believe you don't want to go to

your own son's graduation.

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It's not a graduation.

He's moving from fourth to fifth grade.

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-It's a ceremony!

-It's psychotic!

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They keep creating new ways

to celebrate mediocrity

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but if someone is exceptional...

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This is not about you, Bob.

It's about Dash.

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You want to do something for Dash?

Let him actually compete.

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-Let him go out for sports!

-I will not be made the enemy!

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-You know why we can't do that.

-Because he'd be great.

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This is not about you!

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All right, Dash.

I know you're listening. Come on out.

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Vi? You, too, young lady.

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Come on. Come on out.

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It's okay, kids.

We're just having a discussion.

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VIOLET: Pretty loud discussion.

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But that's okay. What's important

is that Mommy and I are a team.

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-We're united, uh, against forces of...

-Pigheadedness?

_________________________________

-I was gonna say evil.

-We're sorry we woke you.

_________________________________

Everything's okay.

Go back to bed. It's late.

_________________________________

-Good night, Mom. Night, Dad.

-Good night.

_________________________________

In fact, we should all be in bed.

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

(CRICKETS CHIRPING, DOG BARKS)

_________________________________

(ON PHONE) Request claim

on claim numbers 158183...

_________________________________
HUPH: Haven't you got him yet?

Where is he?

_________________________________

PA: Mr. Huph would like to talk

to you in his office.

_________________________________

-Now?

-Now.

_________________________________

(ANNOUNCEMENT ON PA)

_________________________________

Sit down, Bob.

_________________________________

I'm not happy, Bob. Not happy.

_________________________________

-Ask me why.

-Okay. Why?

_________________________________

Why what? Be specific, Bob.

_________________________________

Why are you unhappy?

_________________________________

Your customers make me unhappy.

_________________________________

What, you've gotten complaints?

_________________________________

Complaints I can handle.

_________________________________

What I can't handle is your customers'

inexplicable knowledge

_________________________________

of Insuricare's inner workings!

They're experts. Experts, Bob!

_________________________________

Exploiting every loophole,

dodging every obstacle!

_________________________________

They're penetrating the bureaucracy!

_________________________________

-Did I do something illegal?

-No.

_________________________________

-We shouldn't help our customers?

-The law requires that I answer no.

_________________________________

-We're supposed to help people.

-(YELLING) Help our people!

_________________________________

Starting with our stockholders.

_________________________________

Who's helping them out, huh?

_________________________________
HUPH: You know, Bob, a company...

_________________________________

Is like an enormous clock.

_________________________________

...is like an enormous...

Yes. Precisely.

_________________________________
HUPH: It only works if all

the little cogs mesh together.

_________________________________

Now, a clock needs to be cleaned,

well-lubricated and wound tight.

_________________________________

The best clocks have jewel movements,

cogs that fit, that cooperate by design.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) I'm being

metaphorical, Bob.

_________________________________

Know what I mean by cooperative cogs?

_________________________________

Bob?

_________________________________

Bob? Look at me

when I'm talking to you, Parr.

_________________________________

-That man out there, he needs help.

-Don't change the subject.

_________________________________

-We're discussing your attitude.

-He is getting mugged!

_________________________________

-Well, let's hope we don't cover him.

-I'll be right back.

_________________________________

Stop right now or you're fired!

_________________________________

Close the door.

_________________________________

Get over here, now.

_________________________________

I'm not happy, Bob. Not happy.

_________________________________

-He got away.

-Good thing, too.

_________________________________

You were this close to losing your...

_________________________________

(MOANING)

_________________________________

Uh-oh.

_________________________________

(OVER PA) Please report to

operating room 722 immediately.

_________________________________

-How is he?

-He'll live.

_________________________________

-I'm fired, aren't I?

-You think?

_________________________________

-What can I say, Rick?

-Nothing you haven't said before.

_________________________________

-Someone was in trouble.

-Always.

_________________________________

-I had to do something.

-Every time you say that,

_________________________________

it's a month and a half

of trouble for me.

_________________________________

Hundreds of thousands

of taxpayer's dollars.

_________________________________

-I know.

-We pay to keep the company quiet.

_________________________________

We pay damages, erase memories,

relocate your family.

_________________________________
Every time it gets harder.

Money, money, money.

_________________________________

We can't keep doing this. We

appreciate what you did in the old days,

_________________________________

but those days are over.

From now on, you're on your own.

_________________________________

Listen, Bob. Maybe I could relocate you,

you know, for old times' sake.

_________________________________

I can't do that to my family.

Everyone just got settled.

_________________________________

I'll make it work. Thanks.

_________________________________

Take care of yourself.

_________________________________
BOB: What are you waiting for?

_________________________________

I don't know.

Something amazing, I guess.

_________________________________

(SIGHS) Me, too, kid.

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

(DOOR SWINGS SHUT)

_________________________________

(GROANS)

_________________________________

Huh?

_________________________________

"Hold still"?

_________________________________

COMPUTER: Match, Mr. Incredible.

_________________________________

Room is secure. Commence message.

_________________________________
MIRAGE: Hello, Mr. Incredible.

Yes, we know who you are.

_________________________________

Rest assured,

your secret is safe with us.

_________________________________

My name is Mirage.

We have something in common.

_________________________________

According to the government,

neither of us exist.

_________________________________

Please pay attention, as this message

is classified and will not be repeated.

_________________________________

I represent a top secret division

of the government,

_________________________________

designing and testing

experimental technology,

_________________________________

and we have need

of your unique abilities.

_________________________________

Something happened

at our testing facility.

_________________________________

-HELEN: Honey!

-Huh? What?

_________________________________

-HELEN: Dinner's ready.

-Okay.

_________________________________

...it is contained

within an isolated area,

_________________________________

it threatens to cause incalculable

damage to itself and our facilities,

_________________________________

jeopardizing hundreds

of millions of dollars...

_________________________________
HELEN: Is someone in there?

_________________________________

-It's the TV, trying to watch.

-Because of its sensitive nature...

_________________________________

-HELEN: Stop. It's time for dinner.

-One minute!

_________________________________

If you accept, your payment will be

triple your current annual salary.

_________________________________

Call the number on the card.

Voice-matching will ensure security.

_________________________________

The supers aren't gone, Mr. Incredible.

You're still here.

_________________________________

You can still do great things. Or

_________________________________

you can listen to police scanners.

Your choice.

_________________________________

You have 24 hours to respond.

_________________________________

Think about it.

_________________________________

(BEEPING)

_________________________________

COMPUTER: This message

will self-destruct.

_________________________________

Uh-oh.

_________________________________

(MUFFLED EXPLOSION, COUGHING)

_________________________________

(FIRE ALARM BEEPING)

_________________________________

(FAMILY SHOUTING

IN ANOTHER ROOM)

_________________________________

You are one distracted guy.

_________________________________

Am I? I don't mean to be.

_________________________________

I know you miss being a hero

and your job is frustrating.

_________________________________

I just want you to know how much it

means to me that you stay at it anyway.

_________________________________

-Honey? About the job?

-What?

_________________________________

-Something's happened.

-What?

_________________________________

-The, uh...

-What?

_________________________________

The company is sending me

to, uh, a conference.

_________________________________

-A conference?

-(STAMMERING) Out of town.

_________________________________

I'm gonna be gone for a few days.

_________________________________

They've never sent you to a conference

before. This is good, isn't it?

_________________________________

(HESITATING) Yes.

_________________________________

You see? They're finally

recognizing your talents.

_________________________________

-You're moving up.

-Yes.

_________________________________

-Honey! This is wonderful!

-Yes, it is.

_________________________________

(PHONE RINGING)

_________________________________

 (OVER PHONE) Hello?

_________________________________

This is Mr. Incredible.

_________________________________

I'm in.

_________________________________

The Omnidroid 9000

is a top secret prototype battle robot.

_________________________________

Its artificial intelligence

enables it to solve any problem

_________________________________

it's confronted with.

And, unfortunately...

_________________________________

Let me guess. It got smart enough

to wonder why it had to take orders.

_________________________________

We lost control. Now it's loose

in the jungle, threatening our facility.

_________________________________

We've had to evacuate all personnel

from the island for their own safety.

_________________________________

How am I going in?

_________________________________

The Omnidroid's defenses necessitate

an air drop from 5,000 feet.

_________________________________

Its cloaking devices

make it difficult to track.

_________________________________

We're pretty sure it's on

the southern half of the island.

_________________________________

One more thing. Obviously it

represents a significant investment.

_________________________________

You want me to shut it down

without destroying it.

_________________________________

You are Mr. Incredible.

_________________________________

I've got to warn you,

it's a learning robot.

_________________________________

Every moment you fight it increases

its knowledge of how to beat you.

_________________________________

Shut it down. Do it quickly.

Don't destroy it.

_________________________________

-And don't die.

-Great. Thanks.

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

Showtime.

_________________________________

(BIRD AND INSECT NOISES)

_________________________________

(PANTING HEAVILY, SIGHING)

_________________________________

(FLY BUZZING)

_________________________________

Huh?

_________________________________

-Hmm.

-(LOUD CRASH)

_________________________________

(CRIES OUT IN PAIN)

_________________________________

(SATISFIED GRUNT)

_________________________________

Uh-oh.

_________________________________

(SCREAMING WITH EFFORT)

_________________________________

(LAUGHING, LOUD CRACK)

_________________________________

Oh, my back!

_________________________________

-(LOUD CRACK)

-Oh!

_________________________________

Surprising. We must bring him back.

_________________________________

Sound the all clear,

and invite him to dinner.

_________________________________
SYNDROME: (BARELY AUDIBLE)

Most important, keep things light.

_________________________________

Praise him. Make him feel

like we appreciate his abilities.

_________________________________

Am I overdressed?

_________________________________

Actually, you look rather dashing.

_________________________________
BOB: I take it our host is...
MIRAGE: I'm sorry.

_________________________________

He won't be dining with us.

He hopes you'll understand.

_________________________________
Of course. I do usually make it a point

to know who I'm working for.

_________________________________

He prefers a certain amount

of anonymity.

_________________________________

Surely, you of all people

understand that.

_________________________________

I was just wondering, of all the places

to settle down, why live...

_________________________________

With a volcano?

He's attracted to power. So am I.

_________________________________

-It's a weakness we share.

-Seems a bit unstable.

_________________________________

I prefer to think of it

as misunderstood.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) Aren't we all?

_________________________________

Volcanic soil is among

the most fertile on Earth.

_________________________________

Everything at the table

was grown right here.

_________________________________

-How does it compare?

-Everything's delicious.

_________________________________

-Jeez.

-HELEN: Hurry, honey.

_________________________________

Or you'll be late for work.

_________________________________

-Have a great day, honey.

-Thanks.

_________________________________

-Help customers, climb ladders...

-Bring bacon.

_________________________________

All that jazz.

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

You have an appointment?

_________________________________

I'm an old friend. I just wanted to...

_________________________________

-All visitors are required...

-E: Go check the electric fence.

_________________________________

What is it? Who are you?

What do you want?

_________________________________

My God, you've gotten fat. Come in.

Come, come.

_________________________________

Yes, things are going quite well.

Quite well. My God, no complaints.

_________________________________

But, you know, it is not the same.

Not the same at all.

_________________________________

Weren't you in the news?

Some show in Prayge... Prague?

_________________________________

Milan, darling. Milan.

_________________________________
E: Supermodels.

Nothing super about them.

_________________________________

Spoiled, stupid, little stick figures

_________________________________

with poofy lips who think only

about themselves.

_________________________________

Feh! I used to design for gods.

_________________________________

But perhaps you come with a challenge,

eh? I was surprised to get your call.

_________________________________

E, I just need a patch job.

_________________________________

Hmm. This is megamesh.

Outmoded, but very sturdy.

_________________________________

And you've torn right through it!

What have you been doing, Robert?

_________________________________

Moonlighting hero work?

_________________________________

Must have happened a long time ago.

_________________________________

I see. This is a hobo suit, darling.

_________________________________

You can't be seen in this.

I won't allow it!

_________________________________

-Fifteen years ago, maybe, but now?

-What do you mean? You designed it.

_________________________________

I never look back, darling.

It distracts from the now.

_________________________________

You need a new suit.

That much is certain.

_________________________________

A new suit? Where the heck

am I gonna get a new suit?

_________________________________

You can't! It's impossible!

I'm far too busy.

_________________________________

So ask me now,

before I again become sane.

_________________________________

Wait. You want to make me a suit?

_________________________________

You push too hard, darling!

But I accept.

_________________________________

-E: It will be bold. Dramatic!

-Yeah.

_________________________________

Heroic!

_________________________________

Yeah, something classic, like Dynaguy!

_________________________________

Oh! He had a great look!

Oh, the cape and the boots...

_________________________________
E: No capes!

_________________________________

-Isn't that my decision?

-Do you remember Thunderhead?

_________________________________
E: Tall, storm powers. Nice man.

Good with kids.

_________________________________

-Listen, E...

-November 15th of '58.

_________________________________
E: All was well, another day saved

_________________________________

when his cape snagged

on a missile fin.

_________________________________

Thunderhead was not

the brightest bulb...

_________________________________

Stratogale!

_________________________________
E: April 23rd, '57.

Cape caught in a jet turbine.

_________________________________

You can't generalize

about these things.

_________________________________
E: Meta-Man. Express elevator.

Dynaguy, snag on takeoff.

_________________________________

Splashdown, sucked into a vortex.

No capes!

_________________________________

Now, go on. Your new suit will be

finished before your next assignment.

_________________________________

You know I'm retired from hero work.

_________________________________

As am I, Robert.

Yet, here we are.

_________________________________

E, I only need a patch job.

For sentimental reasons.

_________________________________

(SIGHS) Fine.

I will also fix the hobo suit.

_________________________________

-You're the best of the best, E.

-Yes, I know, darling. I know.

_________________________________

(PHONE RINGS)

_________________________________
BOB: Don't answer it, honey, I got it!

_________________________________

-Hello?

-We have a new assignment for you.

_________________________________
MIRAGE: How soon can you get here?

BOB: I'll leave tomorrow morning.

_________________________________

-MIRAGE: See you there.

-Goodbye.

_________________________________

Who was that, honey? The, uh, office?

_________________________________

Another conference.

Short notice, but, you know,

_________________________________

duty calls. (NERVOUS LAUGH)

_________________________________

-HELEN: Bob?

-Yeah, what's up, honey?

_________________________________

-Ha... Have a great trip.

-Thanks, sweetie.

_________________________________

-I'll call you when I get there.

-I love you.

_________________________________

-So much.

-I love you, too.

_________________________________

SHIP'S COMPUTER:

This is your automated Captain.

_________________________________

Would you care for more mimosa?

_________________________________

-BOB: Don't mind if I do. Thanks.

-You're welcome.

_________________________________

Currently 78 degrees in Nomanisan.

Perfect weather for flying.

_________________________________

Please fasten your seat belt.

We're beginning our descent.

_________________________________
MIRAGE: Hello, Mr. Incredible.

Nice suit.

_________________________________

Thanks.

_________________________________

Nice to be back, Mirage.

_________________________________

You'll be briefed on your assignment

in the conference room at 2:00.

_________________________________

-D Wing, room A-113.

-2:00. Got it.

_________________________________

See you there.

_________________________________

(GASPS) Edna.

_________________________________

-I'd like to speak to Edna, please.

-E: This is Edna.

_________________________________

-E? This is Helen.

-Helen who?

_________________________________

Helen Parr? You know...

_________________________________

Elastigirl?

_________________________________

Darling! It's been such a long time

after all these years! So long!

_________________________________

(STAMMERING) It's been a while.

_________________________________

There's only one person

Bob would trust

_________________________________

to patch his supersuit. That's you.

_________________________________

Yes, yes, yes. Marvelous, isn't it?

_________________________________

Much better than those

horrible pajamas he used to wear.

_________________________________

They are finished.

When are you coming to see?

_________________________________

-HELEN: I'm calling about...

-Don't make me beg.

_________________________________

-I won't do it, you know.

-Beg?

_________________________________

No, I'm calling about suit.

_________________________________

(STAMMERING) Bob's suit!

I'm calling about Bob's suit.

_________________________________

You come in one hour, darling.

I insist, okay? Okay. Goodbye.

_________________________________

Hmm.

_________________________________

(CREAKING)

_________________________________
SYNDROME: It's bigger!

_________________________________

It's badder!

_________________________________

Ladies and gentlemen,

it's too much for Mr. Incredible!

_________________________________

It's finally ready.

_________________________________

You know, I went through quite a few

supers to get it worthy to fight you,

_________________________________

but, man, it wasn't good enough!

_________________________________

After you trashed the last one, I had

to make some major modifications.

_________________________________

Sure it was difficult, but you are worth it.

_________________________________

I mean, after all, I am your biggest fan.

_________________________________

-Buddy?

-My name is not Buddy!

_________________________________

And it's not IncrediBoy either!

_________________________________

That ship has sailed.

All I wanted was to help you.

_________________________________

I only wanted to help!

And what did you say to me?

_________________________________

Fly home, Buddy. I work alone.

_________________________________
SYNDROME: It tore me apart.

But I learned an important lesson.

_________________________________

You can't count on anyone.

_________________________________

Especially your heroes.

_________________________________

I was wrong to treat you that way.

I'm sorry.

_________________________________

See? Now you respect me,

because I'm a threat.

_________________________________

That's the way it works.

_________________________________

There's a lot of people,

whole countries who want respect.

_________________________________

And they will pay

through the nose to get it.

_________________________________

How do you think I got rich?

I invented weapons.

_________________________________

Now I have a weapon only I can defeat.

And when I unleash it, I'll get...

_________________________________

(LAUGHING) You sly dog!

You got me monologuing.

_________________________________

I can't believe it.

_________________________________

It's cool, huh? Zero-point energy.

I save the best inventions for myself.

_________________________________

Am I good enough now?

_________________________________

Who's super now?

_________________________________

I'm Syndrome! Your nemesis and...

_________________________________

Oh, brilliant!

_________________________________

(COUGHING)

_________________________________

All right, try this one on for size,

big boy.

_________________________________

(GROANING, SPUTTERING)

_________________________________

Gazerbeam.

_________________________________
BOB: Kronos?

_________________________________

SCANNER: Life reading negative.

Mr. Incredible terminated.

_________________________________
E: This project has completely

confiscated my life, darling.

_________________________________

Consumed me as only hero work can.

My best work, I must admit.

_________________________________

Simple, elegant, yet bold. You will die.

_________________________________

-E, I just...

-I did Robert's suit,

_________________________________

and it turned out so beautiful,

I had to continue.

_________________________________

It's great to see you, but I have

no idea what you're talking about.

_________________________________

-I just...

-Yes, words are useless.

_________________________________

Gobble, gobble, gobble.

Too much of it, darling. Too much!

_________________________________

That is why I show you my work.

_________________________________

That is why you are here.

_________________________________

Edna Mode.

_________________________________

And guest.

_________________________________

Come. Sit.

_________________________________

-Cream and sugar?

-Thanks.

_________________________________

-I started with the baby.

-Started?

_________________________________
E: Shh! Darling! I cut it a little

roomy for the free movement.

_________________________________

The fabric is comfortable

for sensitive skin,

_________________________________
E: And can also withstand

a temperature of over 1000 degrees.

_________________________________

Completely bulletproof.

_________________________________

And machine washable, darling.

That's a new feature.

_________________________________

What on earth do you think

the baby will be doing?

_________________________________

Well, I'm sure I don't know, darling.

Luck favors the prepared.

_________________________________

I didn't know the baby's powers,

so I covered the basics.

_________________________________

-Jack-Jack doesn't have any powers.

-No?

_________________________________

Well, he'll look fabulous anyway.

_________________________________

Your boy's suit I designed

to withstand enormous friction

_________________________________

without heating up or wearing out.

A useful feature.

_________________________________

Your daughter's suit was tricky.

_________________________________

I finally created a sturdy material that

will disappear completely as she does.

_________________________________

Your suit can stretch as far as you can,

without injuring yourself,

_________________________________

and still retain its shape.

_________________________________

Virtually indestructible,

_________________________________

yet it breathes like Egyptian cotton.

_________________________________

As an extra feature,

each suit contains a homing device,

_________________________________

giving you the precise global location

of the wearer at the touch of a button.

_________________________________

Well, darling? What do you think?

_________________________________

What do I think? Bob is retired!

I'm retired!

_________________________________

Our family is underground.

_________________________________

You helped my husband resume

secret hero work behind my back?

_________________________________

Well, I assumed you knew, darling.

_________________________________

Why would he keep secrets from you?

_________________________________

He wouldn't. Didn't. Doesn't.

_________________________________

Men at Robert's age are often unstable.

_________________________________

-Prone to weakness.

-What are you saying?

_________________________________

Do you know where he is?

_________________________________

-Of course.

-Do you know where he is?

_________________________________

(VOICES, STATIC ON RADIO)

_________________________________

(ELECTRIC FIZZLING)

_________________________________

(GRUNT)

_________________________________

(VOICE ON RADIO)

_________________________________

GUARD: Hey, hey. We got a man down!

GUARD 2: Come on, let's go.

_________________________________

GUARD 2: Are you okay?

What happened?

_________________________________

(OVER RADIO) Break surveillance

and engage. Continuing sweep...

_________________________________

-(OVER PHONE) Insuricare.

-Oh, hello. This is Helen Parr.

_________________________________

Bob Parr is my husband.

_________________________________

I was wondering if you could give me

the number of the hotel he's staying at?

_________________________________

-The number I have is no good.

-Mr. Parr no longer works here.

_________________________________

What do you mean? He's on

a business trip. A company retreat.

_________________________________

My records say he was terminated

almost two months ago.

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

So, you don't know where he is.

_________________________________

Would you like to find out?

_________________________________

(RELIEVED SIGH)

_________________________________

(BEEPING)

_________________________________

(SOBBING) I am such an idiot.

I let this happen, you know.

_________________________________

The new sports car, the getting

in shape, the blond hair, the lies.

_________________________________

Yes, he attempts to relive the past.

_________________________________

Now I'm losing him! What'll I do?

What'll I do?

_________________________________

What are you talking about?

_________________________________

You are Elastigirl! My God!

Pull yourself together.

_________________________________

What will you do? Is this a question?

_________________________________

Show him you remember

that he is Mr. Incredible,

_________________________________

and you will remind him who you are!

_________________________________

Well, you know where he is. Go!

Confront the problem! Fight! Win!

_________________________________

And call me when you get back, darling.

I enjoy our visits.

_________________________________

There's lots of leftovers

that you can reheat.

_________________________________

Make sure Dash does his homework.

And both of you, get to bed on time.

_________________________________

I should be back tonight. Late.

_________________________________

You can be in charge that long,

can't you?

_________________________________

Yeah. But why am I in charge again?

_________________________________

Nothing. Just a little trouble with Daddy.

_________________________________

You mean Dad's in trouble,

or Dad is the trouble?

_________________________________

I mean either he's in trouble,

or he's going to be.

_________________________________

What's that?

Where'd you get that, Mom?

_________________________________

You made a cool outfit?

Hey, are those for us?

_________________________________

We all get cool outfits?

_________________________________

Dash!

You come back here this moment!

_________________________________

(PHONE RINGS)

_________________________________

Hey, Snug. Thanks for getting back.

_________________________________

I know this is short notice,

but I was hoping that I could...

_________________________________

-What are these?

-Look, I'm The Dash!

_________________________________

-The Dash likes.

-HELEN: Just a second.

_________________________________

-Take that off before somebody sees.

-You're packing one just like it.

_________________________________

-Are you hiding something?

-Please. I'm on the phone...

_________________________________

-Dash!

-This is yours. It's specially made.

_________________________________

-What's going on?

-You're not coming! I gotta pack!

_________________________________

What makes you think it's special?

_________________________________

I don't know. Why'd Mom try to hide it?

_________________________________

Snug, I'm calling in a solid you owe me.

_________________________________

-(OVER PHONE) What do you need?

-A jet. What do you got that's fast?

_________________________________

Let me think.

_________________________________

Island approach.

India Golf niner-niner checking in.

_________________________________

VFR on top. Over.

_________________________________

(RADIO STATIC)

_________________________________

Island tower,

this is India Golf niner-niner

_________________________________

requesting vectors to the initial.

_________________________________

(RADIO STATIC)

_________________________________

Easy, Helen. Easy. Easy, girl.

_________________________________

You're overreacting. Everything's fine.

They're just all getting coffee.

_________________________________

At the same time. Yeah.

_________________________________

You, sir, truly are "Mr. Incredible."

I was right to idolize you.

_________________________________

I always knew you were tough,

but tricking the probe

_________________________________

by hiding under the bones

of another super? Oh, man!

_________________________________

I'm still geeking out about it!

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

And then you had

to just go and ruin the ride.

_________________________________

I mean, Mr. Incredible calling for help?

(MOCKING) "Help me, help me."

_________________________________

Lame, lame, lame.

_________________________________

All right, who did you contact?

_________________________________

Contact? What are you talking about?

_________________________________

(GROANING)

_________________________________

I am referring to last night

at 23:07 hours

_________________________________

while you were snooping around.

You sent out a homing signal.

_________________________________

I didn't know about the homing device.

_________________________________

And now a government plane

is requesting permission to land here.

_________________________________

Who did you contact?

_________________________________

I didn't send for a plane.

_________________________________

Play the transmission.

_________________________________

-HELEN: India Golf checking in.

-Helen!

_________________________________

So you do know these people.

_________________________________

Well, then,

I'll send them a little greeting.

_________________________________

-VIOLET: Ow!

-Violet!

_________________________________

It's not my fault.

_________________________________

Dash ran away,

I knew I'd get blamed for it.

_________________________________

That's not true!

_________________________________

You said, "Something's up with Mom.

We have to find out what."

_________________________________

-...and it's not my fault!

-Hundred percent all-yours idea!

_________________________________

Wait a minute.

You left Jack-Jack alone?

_________________________________

-Of course we got a sitter.

-We got someone, Mom.

_________________________________

-We wouldn't do that.

-Thanks a lot!

_________________________________

All right, well, who'd you get?

_________________________________

You don't have to worry

about one thing.

_________________________________

I've got baby-sitting wired.

I've taken courses, learned CPR,

_________________________________

-excellent marks and certificates.

-Kari.

_________________________________

I brought Mozart to play while he sleeps

_________________________________

because leading experts say

Mozart makes babies smarter.

_________________________________

-Kari...

-The beauty is

_________________________________

they don't have to listen

'cause they're asleep!

_________________________________

I wish my parents played Mozart

_________________________________

because half the time I don't know

what anyone's talking about.

_________________________________

Kari, I really don't feel

comfortable with this.

_________________________________
I'll pay you for your trouble,

but I'd rather call a service.

_________________________________

There's really no need, Mrs. Parr.

_________________________________

I can totally handle anything

this baby can dish out.

_________________________________

(COOING) Can't I, little baby?

I can handle it.

_________________________________

-KARI: Who can handle it?

-(BEEPING)

_________________________________

India Golf niner-niner transmitting

in the blind guard.

_________________________________

Disengage. Repeat, disengage.

_________________________________

Repeat, disengage.

_________________________________

-Friendlies...

-No!

_________________________________

Call off the missiles. I'll do anything.

_________________________________

Too late. Fifteen years too late.

_________________________________

Friendlies two-zero miles

south-southwest of your position.

_________________________________

Angels 10. Track east. Disengage.

_________________________________

Vi! Put a force field around the plane.

_________________________________

You said not to use our powers.

_________________________________

I know what I said.

Listen to what I'm saying now!

_________________________________

Disengage. Repeat, disengage!

_________________________________

Mom?

_________________________________
HELEN: Violet!

_________________________________

Mayday. India Golf niner-niner

is buddy-spiked. Abort!

_________________________________

There are children aboard.

_________________________________

-HELEN: There are children aboard!

-No!

_________________________________

Put a field around us now!

_________________________________

I've never done one that big.

_________________________________

Do it now!

_________________________________

Abort, abort, abort!

_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)

_________________________________

Brace yourselves!

_________________________________

-KIDS: Mom!

-Everybody calm down.

_________________________________

I'll tell you what we're not gonna do.

_________________________________

We're not gonna panic, we're not...

Look out!

_________________________________

-Oh, my God! Whose idea was this?

-What are we gonna do?

_________________________________

We're dead! We're dead!

_________________________________

-It blew up!

-We survived but we're dead!

_________________________________

Stop it!

_________________________________

We are not gonna die!

_________________________________

Both of you will get a grip.

_________________________________

Or so help me

I will ground you for a month!

_________________________________

Understand?

_________________________________

We have a confirmed hit.

Target was destroyed.

_________________________________

Ah, you'll get over it.

_________________________________
I seem to recall

you prefer to "work alone."

_________________________________

(EVIL LAUGHTER)

_________________________________

Release me. Now!

_________________________________

Or what?

_________________________________

I'll crush her.

_________________________________

That sounds a little dark for you.

Well, go ahead.

_________________________________

It'll be easy. Like breaking a toothpick.

_________________________________

(LAUGHING) Show me.

_________________________________
SYNDROME: I knew you couldn't do it.

_________________________________

Even when you have nothing to lose.

_________________________________

You're weak.

_________________________________

And I've outgrown you.

_________________________________

(BOB SOBBING)

_________________________________

Those were short-range missiles.

Land-based.

_________________________________

That way is our best bet.

_________________________________

You want to go toward

the people that tried to kill us?

_________________________________

-If it means land, yes.

-Do you expect us to swim there?

_________________________________

I expect you to trust me.

_________________________________

(INSECT AND BIRD NOISES)

_________________________________

(EXHAUSTED BREATHING)

_________________________________

What a trooper.

_________________________________

I'm so proud of you.

_________________________________

Thanks, Mom.

_________________________________

I think your father is in trouble.

_________________________________

If you haven't noticed,

we're not doing so hot either.

_________________________________

I'm going to look for him.

_________________________________

And that means you're in charge

until I get back, Violet.

_________________________________

-What?

-You heard her.

_________________________________

Put these on. Your identity

is your most valuable possession.

_________________________________

Protect it.

_________________________________

And if anything goes wrong,

use your powers.

_________________________________

-But you said never to use...

-I know what I said!

_________________________________

Remember the bad guys

_________________________________

on those shows you used to watch

on Saturday mornings?

_________________________________

Well, these guys

are not like those guys.

_________________________________

They won't exercise restraint

because you're children.

_________________________________

They will kill you if they get the chance.

_________________________________

Do not give them that chance.

_________________________________

-Mom?

-Vi, I'm counting on you.

_________________________________

-There's...

-I'm counting on you. Be strong.

_________________________________

Dash, if anything goes wrong,

I want you to run as fast as you can.

_________________________________

-As fast as I can?

-As fast as you can.

_________________________________

Stay hidden. Keep each other safe.

I'll be back by morning.

_________________________________
VIOLET: Mom!

_________________________________

Mom, what happened on the plane.

I'm sorry.

_________________________________

(STAMMERING) I wanted to help.

When you asked me to... I'm sorry.

_________________________________

Shh. It isn't your fault.

_________________________________

It wasn't fair for me to suddenly

ask so much of you.

_________________________________

But things are different now.

_________________________________

And doubt is a luxury

we can't afford anymore, sweetie.

_________________________________

You have more power than you realize.

_________________________________

Don't think. And don't worry.

_________________________________

If the time comes,

you'll know what to do.

_________________________________

(LAUGHS) It's in your blood.

_________________________________

-He's not weak, you know.

-What?

_________________________________

Valuing life is not weakness.

_________________________________

Hey. Look, if you're talking about

what happened in the containment unit,

_________________________________

I had everything under control.

_________________________________

And disregarding it is not strength.

_________________________________

I called his bluff, sweetheart, that's all.

_________________________________

I knew he wouldn't have it in him

to actually...

_________________________________

Next time you gamble, bet your own life!

_________________________________

Okay, okay, okay.

_________________________________

(VOICES ON RADIO)

_________________________________

A rocket?

_________________________________

(SIGHS, GASPS)

_________________________________

Hey!

_________________________________

(STRUGGLING)

_________________________________

Well, not that this isn't fun,

but I'm gonna go look around.

_________________________________

What do you think is going on here?

_________________________________

You think we're on vacation?

_________________________________

Mom and Dad's lives

could be in jeopardy.

_________________________________

Or worse,

(WHISPERING) their marriage.

_________________________________

Their marriage?

_________________________________

So, the bad guys are trying to wreck

Mom and Dad's marriage.

_________________________________

Forget it. You're so immature.

_________________________________

-I'm gonna go look around.

-Mom said to stay hidden.

_________________________________

I'm not gonna leave the cave. Sheesh.

_________________________________

(VOICES OVER RADIO)

_________________________________

(ECHOING) Cool!

_________________________________

(OVER RADIO) Roger.

We are ready for launch.

_________________________________

-DASH: Vi, Vi!

-What did you do?

_________________________________

(OVER RADIO) ETA two-niner. Over.

_________________________________

TCI clear. Condition yellow.

Status norm.

_________________________________

Not responding to IFF.

_________________________________

IRCM reads negative.

_________________________________

-Bob.

-What?

_________________________________

I didn't say anything.

_________________________________

(BIRD SOUNDS)

_________________________________

(YELLS IN DISGUST)

_________________________________

ROBOT: Identification, please.

_________________________________

Hey!

_________________________________

-Hey, Violet! Come here, look. It talks!

-What? What?

_________________________________

There. That one.

_________________________________

Voice key incorrect.

_________________________________

"Voice key"?

_________________________________

Voice key incorrect.

_________________________________

Wait a second.

_________________________________

(ALARM SOUNDS)

_________________________________

-What do we do?

-Run!

_________________________________

-Where are we going?

-Away from here!

_________________________________

PA: Intruder alert.

_________________________________

-There isn't much time.

-No, there isn't.

_________________________________

-In fact, there's no time at all.

-(CHOKING)

_________________________________

-Please...

-Why are you here?

_________________________________

How can you possibly bring me lower?

What more can you take away from me?

_________________________________

(CHOKING) Family survived the crash.

_________________________________

They're here on the island!

_________________________________

They're alive?

_________________________________

(GASPING, COUGHING)

_________________________________

-Helen?

-Hello.

_________________________________

You must be Mrs...

_________________________________

-She was helping me to escape.

-No.

_________________________________

That's what I was doing. Let go of me!

_________________________________

Let go, you lousy, lying,

unfaithful creep!

_________________________________

How could I betray the perfect woman?

_________________________________

Oh, you're referring to me now?

_________________________________

Where are the kids?

_________________________________

-They triggered the alert.

-What?

_________________________________

-Security's in the jungle. Get going.

-Our kids are in danger?

_________________________________

If you suspected danger,

why'd you bring them?

_________________________________

They stowed away.

You're not striking the proper tone.

_________________________________

GUARD: Think they're supers?

_________________________________

Dash, remember what Mom said.

_________________________________

-What?

-GUARD 2: Stop talking!

_________________________________

GUARD 3: Hold it! Freeze!
VIOLET: Dash, run!

_________________________________

-What?

-VIOLET: Run!

_________________________________

-They're supers!

-Get the boy!

_________________________________

Show yourself!

_________________________________

(SPITTING)

_________________________________

(DASH SCREAMS)

_________________________________

Hey!

_________________________________
DASH: Ha, ha!

_________________________________

I'm alive. Yeah!

_________________________________

(DASH SHOUTING)

_________________________________
DASH: Uh-oh.

_________________________________

(WATER SLOSHING)

_________________________________

I should've told you I was fired,

I admit it.

_________________________________

But I didn't want you to worry.

_________________________________

You didn't want me to worry?

_________________________________

We're running for our lives

through some godforsaken jungle.

_________________________________

You keep trying to pick a fight,

but I'm just happy you're alive.

_________________________________

GUARD: I know you're there,

Little Miss Disappear.

_________________________________

You can't hide from me.

_________________________________

-There you are.

-DASH: Hey!

_________________________________

Don't touch my sister!

_________________________________

-How are you doing that?

-I don't know!

_________________________________

Whatever you do, don't stop!

_________________________________

(EXPLOSION)

_________________________________

Mom! Dad! Hey!

_________________________________
HELEN: Kids.

_________________________________

-You're all right.

-You're all right.

_________________________________

-We were so worried.

-I thought I'd never see you again.

_________________________________

BOTH: I love you.

_________________________________
DASH: Wow.
VIOLET: Whoa.

_________________________________

Time out!

_________________________________

What have we here?

Matching uniforms?

_________________________________

Oh, no! Elastigirl?

_________________________________

(LAUGHS)

_________________________________

You married Elastigirl? Whoa!

_________________________________

And got busy!

_________________________________

It's a whole family of supers.

Looks like I've hit the jackpot!

_________________________________

Oh, this is just too good!

_________________________________

-(ON TV) The ship's unique design...

-(ON TV) There were no fatalities...

_________________________________

Huh? Huh? Oh, come on!

You gotta admit, this is cool.

_________________________________
SYNDROME: Just like a movie!

The robot will emerge dramatically,

_________________________________

do some damage.

Throngs of screaming people!

_________________________________

And just when all hope is lost,

Syndrome will save the day!

_________________________________

I'll be a bigger hero than you ever were!

_________________________________

You mean you killed off real heroes

so that you could pretend to be one?

_________________________________

Oh, I'm real.

Real enough to defeat you!

_________________________________

And I did it without your precious

gifts, your oh-so-special powers.

_________________________________

I'll give them heroics.

_________________________________

I'll give them the most spectacular

heroics anyone's ever seen!

_________________________________

And when I'm old and I've had my fun,

I'll sell my inventions

_________________________________

so that everyone can be superheroes.

Everyone can be super.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) And when

everyone's super

_________________________________

no one will be.

_________________________________

(EVIL LAUGHTER)

_________________________________

(SOLDIERS SHOUTING)

_________________________________

Fire at will!

_________________________________

(ON TV) It's overwhelming the tanks.

_________________________________
BOB: I'm sorry.

_________________________________

This is my fault.

I've been a lousy father.

_________________________________

Blind to what I have.

So obsessed with being undervalued

_________________________________

-that I undervalued all of you.

-Dad?

_________________________________

Shh. Don't interrupt.

_________________________________

So caught up in the past that I...

_________________________________

You are my greatest adventure.

And I almost missed it.

_________________________________

I swear, I'm gonna get us

out of this safely if I...

_________________________________

Well, I think Dad has made

some excellent progress today

_________________________________

but I think it's time we wind down now.

_________________________________

We need to get back to the mainland.

_________________________________

I saw an aircraft hangar on my way in.

Straight ahead.

_________________________________

(LAUGHTER)

_________________________________

Where are all the guards?

_________________________________

Go, go!

_________________________________

GUARD: Hey, every time they run,

you take a shot.

_________________________________

(FIGHTING)

_________________________________

(WHISTLES)

_________________________________
HELEN: This is the right hangar,

but I don't see any jets.

_________________________________

-A jet's not fast enough.

-What's faster than a jet?

_________________________________

How about a rocket?

_________________________________

-Great! I can't fly a rocket.

-VIOLET: You don't have to.

_________________________________

Use the coordinates

from the last launch.

_________________________________

Wait. I bet Syndrome's changed

the password by now.

_________________________________

-How do I get into the computer?

-MIRAGE: Say please.

_________________________________

-Honey?

-HONEY: What?

_________________________________

-Where is my supersuit?

-HONEY: What?

_________________________________

Where is my supersuit?

_________________________________

-HONEY: I put it away.

-Where?

_________________________________

-HONEY: Why do you need to know?

-I need it!

_________________________________
HONEY: Don't you think about

running off doing no derrin'-do.

_________________________________

We've been planning

this dinner for two months!

_________________________________

-The public is in danger!

-HONEY: My evening's in danger!

_________________________________

Tell me where my suit is, woman!

We are talking about the greater good.

_________________________________
HONEY: "Greater good"?

I am your wife!

_________________________________

I'm the greatest good

you are ever gonna get!

_________________________________

Run!

_________________________________

My baby!

_________________________________

-MAN: The supers have returned!

-Is that Fironic?

_________________________________

-MAN: Fironic?

- No, Fironic has a different outfit.

_________________________________

No, no, I'm a new superhero!

I'm Syndrome!

_________________________________

All right, stand back.

_________________________________

Someone needs to teach

this hunk of metal a few manners.

_________________________________

Ha, ha!

_________________________________

(SYNDROME SCREAMING)

_________________________________

-Are we there yet?

-We get there when we get there.

_________________________________
BOB: How you doing, honey?

_________________________________
HELEN: Do I have to answer?

_________________________________

Kids, strap yourselves down

like I told you.

_________________________________
BOB: Here we go, honey.

_________________________________

Ready, Violet?

_________________________________

Ready? Now!

_________________________________

This is gonna be rough.

_________________________________

Robot's in the financial district.

Which exit?

_________________________________

-Traction Avenue.

-That'll take me downtown.

_________________________________

-I take Seventh, don't I?

-Don't take Seventh!

_________________________________

-Great, we missed it.

-Ask how to get there, I told you.

_________________________________

-Traction.

-That'll take me downtown.

_________________________________

Get in the right lane! Signal!

_________________________________

-Not Traction!

-You're gonna miss it!

_________________________________

Is everybody okay back there?

_________________________________

-Super-duper, Dad!

-(LAUGHING) Let's do that again.

_________________________________

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

_________________________________

Wait here and stay hidden.

I'm going in.

_________________________________

While what?

I watch helplessly from the sidelines?

_________________________________

-I don't think so.

-I'm asking you to wait with the kids.

_________________________________

And I'm telling you not a chance.

You're my husband.

_________________________________

I'm with you for better or worse.

_________________________________

I have to do this alone.

_________________________________

-What is this to you? Playtime?

-No.

_________________________________

-So you can be Mr. Incredible again?

-No!

_________________________________

-Then what?

-I'm not...

_________________________________

-Not what?

-I'm not strong enough.

_________________________________

-This will make you stronger?

-Yes. No!

_________________________________

That's what this is?

Some sort of workout?

_________________________________

I can't lose you again!

_________________________________

I can't. Not again.

_________________________________

I'm not strong enough.

_________________________________

If we work together,

you won't have to be.

_________________________________

I don't know what'll happen.

_________________________________

We're superheroes. What can happen?

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

Vi! Dash! No!

_________________________________

Violet?

_________________________________

-Dad!

-Go, go!

_________________________________

-I'm okay, Mom. Really.

-Stay here, okay?

_________________________________

Frozone!

_________________________________
BOB: Yeah!

_________________________________

Bob!

_________________________________

Hey!

_________________________________

Syndrome's remote!

_________________________________

The remote controls the robot!

_________________________________

Throw it, throw it!

_________________________________

Go long!

_________________________________

Got it!

_________________________________

Honey, take out its guns!

_________________________________
FROZONE: Gotcha!

_________________________________

(VIOLET SCREAMS)

_________________________________

Mom, I've got it! I've got the remote!

_________________________________

A remote? A remote that controls what?

_________________________________

The robot?

_________________________________

It's coming back!

_________________________________

(BOB YELLS)

_________________________________

-That wasn't right.

-Give me that!

_________________________________

We can't stop it. The only thing

hard enough to penetrate it is

_________________________________

itself.

_________________________________

It's getting closer!

_________________________________

-It doesn't work!

-HELEN: Kids!

_________________________________
FROZONE: It's not doing anything.

_________________________________

-Try to buy us some time.

-Try the one next to it.

_________________________________

Honey!

_________________________________

Wait a minute. Press that button again!

_________________________________

No, the other one! The first one!

_________________________________

First button! Got it!

_________________________________

-It's getting closer!

-Look out!

_________________________________

-Get out of here!

-We're not going anywhere.

_________________________________

-BOB: Press the button!

-Not yet!

_________________________________

-FROZONE: Helen!

-What are you waiting for?

_________________________________

A closer target! You got one shot!

_________________________________

Everybody duck!

_________________________________

Hey, Zone.

_________________________________

(CHEERING, APPLAUDING)

_________________________________

Huh? No!

_________________________________

Did you see that?

That's the way to do it.

_________________________________

-That's old school.

-Yeah. No school like the old school.

_________________________________

-Just like old times. Oh!

-Just like old times.

_________________________________

Yeah. Hurt then, too.

_________________________________

We've frozen all of Syndrome's assets.

_________________________________

If he even sneezes, we'll be there

with a hanky and a pair of handcuffs.

_________________________________

The people of this country

are indebted to you.

_________________________________

Does this mean we can

come out of hiding?

_________________________________

Let the politicians figure that one out.

_________________________________

I've been asked to assure you

we'll take care of everything else.

_________________________________

You did good, Bob.

_________________________________

(PHONE BEEPS)

_________________________________

Hi, this is Kari.

I have a question about Jack-Jack...

_________________________________

Come on. We're in a limo.

_________________________________

Hey, you're wearing your hair back?

_________________________________

-(STAMMERING) Yeah, I just... Yeah.

-It looks good.

_________________________________

-Thanks, Dad.

-That was cool when you threw that car!

_________________________________

Not as cool as you running on water.

_________________________________

That was sweet when you

snagged that bad guy with your arm

_________________________________

and whiplashed him into the other guy.

Sweet!

_________________________________

-I'm trying to listen to messages.

-KARI: It's me.

_________________________________

 Jack-Jack is fine,

but weird things are happening.

_________________________________

Jack-Jack's still fine,

but I'm getting really weirded out!

_________________________________

When are you coming back?

_________________________________

...aced those guys that tried to kill us!

_________________________________

 That was the best vacation ever!

I love our family.

_________________________________
KARI: I'm not fine, Mrs. Parr!

_________________________________

Put that down! Stop it!

You need to call me.

_________________________________

I need help, Mrs...

_________________________________

Bob, listen to this.

_________________________________
KARI: I'm gonna call the police...

_________________________________

Hi, this is Kari.

_________________________________

Sorry for freaking out,

but your baby has special needs.

_________________________________

Thanks for sending a replacement.

_________________________________

I didn't call a replacement.

_________________________________

Shh. The baby is sleeping.

_________________________________

You took away my future.

_________________________________

I'm simply returning the favor.

Don't worry, I'll be a good mentor.

_________________________________

Supportive, encouraging.

Everything you weren't.

_________________________________

And in time, who knows,

he might make a good sidekick.

_________________________________

He's getting away, Bob!

We have to do something now.

_________________________________

(JACK-JACK CRIES)

_________________________________

What's happening?

_________________________________

-Stop him! Throw something!

-I might hit Jack-Jack.

_________________________________

Throw me.

_________________________________

Bob, throw me!

_________________________________

(JACK-JACK COOING)

_________________________________

No!

_________________________________

This isn't the end of it!

I will get your son, eventually.

_________________________________

I'll get your son!

_________________________________

Oh, no.

_________________________________

Look at Mommy, honey.

Don't look down. Mommy's got you.

_________________________________

Everything is all right.

_________________________________

That's my girl.

_________________________________

Does this mean

we have to move again?

_________________________________

(ALL LAUGHING)

_________________________________

LITTLE BOY: Oh, man.

_________________________________

That was totally wicked!

_________________________________

(PA ANNOUNCEMENTS)

_________________________________

(JACK-JACK LAUGHING)

_________________________________

Do we have to have cheerleaders

at the track meet?

_________________________________

-What is that all about?

-I always thought it was more...

_________________________________

-Hey.

-Hey.

_________________________________

-You're, uh, Violet, right?

-That's me.

_________________________________

-See you, Vi.

-You look different.

_________________________________

I feel different. Is different okay?

_________________________________

Hey, different is... (CLEARS THROAT)

Different is great.

_________________________________

(STAMMERING) Would you...

_________________________________

-Yeah?

-Do you think maybe...

_________________________________

-(STAMMERING)... you and I...

-Yeah?

_________________________________

-Do you...

-Shh.

_________________________________

I like movies.

I'll buy the popcorn. Okay?

_________________________________

(STAMMERING) A movie.

There you go. Yeah.

_________________________________

-Wait, so Friday?

-Friday.

_________________________________

(CROWD CHEERING)

_________________________________

-Go, Dash, go.

-Run!

_________________________________
BOB: Come on, run! Pick up the pace.

_________________________________

ALL: Run!

_________________________________

Pull back, pull back!

_________________________________
BOB: Pace it. Slow down just a little bit.

_________________________________

-Make it close!

-Second.

_________________________________
BOB AND HELEN: Close second, yeah!

_________________________________
BOB: That's my boy!

_________________________________

Dash, I'm so proud of you.

_________________________________
DASH: I didn't know what the heck

you wanted me to do.

_________________________________

(CRASHING, SCREAMING)

_________________________________

Behold the Underminer!

_________________________________
UNDERMINER:

I am always beneath you,

_________________________________

but nothing is beneath me!

_________________________________
UNDERMINER: I hereby declare war

on peace and happiness!

_________________________________

 Soon all will tremble before me!

_________________________________