FROG: Wow!
AGDAR: No!
IDUN: No, no.
FOZZIE: Ooh!
FOZZIE: A-ha!
JANICE: Yeah.
ASHLEY: Hey!
MELINDA: No.
POUND: Millie!
FRIEDA: Millie!
MILORI: Clami?
MIYUKI: Hurry!
FLOYD: Kermit!
DOMINIC: Sure.
KERMIT: Piggy?
WALTER: Yeah.
FOZZIE: Kermit?
WALTER: Guys?
NADYA: Kermit!
DOMINIC: Okay.
BUPKUS: Heave!
DOMINIC: Good.
CALYPSO: I will!
MELINDA: Wow.
MELINDA: Wow.
CHLORINE: Hey!
CALYPSO: I can't.
FOZZIE: But how?
SEA SALT: Clami!
KAI: Your Majesty.
MELINDA: Clami?
SEA SALT: Grotto!
ZOOT: Whoa, man!
RIZZO: Ha! I'll say.
FRIEDA: Look out!
GROTTO: Sea Salt!
MELINDA: Oh, no.
CALYPSO: Where?
SOLDIER 2: Whoa!
CHLORINE: Millie!
MILORI: Ambitious.
BUPKUS: We did it!
MELINDA: The gate
MISS PIGGY: What?
MELINDA: Grab on!
CHLORINE: Mmm...
CHLORINE: Carrots.
CHLORINE: It's 200.
MAN 1: Yes! It is her!
POUND: Millie! Wait!
TULIP: That's it, folks.
MISS PIGGY: Kermit,
FLOYD: Is he serious?
CAPTAIN: All ashore!
CALYPSO: There it is.
DOMINIC: Gentlemen.
CALYPSO: Hey, guys!
WALTER: What's that?
WOMAN: There she is!
CHLORINE: Look out!
MISS PIGGY: Kermit...
CALYPSO: Hey, Sven?
KERMIT: Melinda Bell!
CLAMIWINKLE: Tree!
RECEPTIONIST: Next!
CHLORINE: Run! Run!
DOMINIC: Look at that.
WALTER: Animal, pull!
JEAN PIERRE: Interpol!
GROTTO: Almost there!
MELINDA: Okay, push!
FRIEDA: Is she all right?
CLAMIWINKLE: Guys.
FAST TONY: Incoming!
SOLDIER: Grab his arm.
CLAMIWINKLE: Wow.
CLAMIWINKLE: Okay.
TULIP: The snowy owls!
MELINDA: It's this way?
MAN 1: Coming through!
LONE VULTURE: But...
DUKE'S THUG 2: Aim...
TULIP: Oh, my goodness.
DUKE'S THUG 2: There!
CHLORINE: After today?
CONSTANTINE: Perfect.
NADYA: Now, lights out!
RAFAELA: Melinda Bell!
CHLORINE: Whoa! Stop!
CALYPSO: Okay, let's go.
CONSTANTINE: Ah, yes.
CLAMIWINKLE: Conceal
CALYPSO: Go left! Good!
WALTER: Well, well, well.
DOMINIC: Guys, come on!
CONSTANTINE: Kremlin!
TROLL KID: He's napping.
MAN: Watch out, everyone!
CALYPSO: Welcome back.
GUARD 4: Come on! Push!
GERDA: Ooh! Whoo-hoo...
KAI: Princess Clamiwinkle?
SAILOR: Setting course, sir.
CONSTANTINE: The bear,
DOMINIC: This looks great.
GUARD 2: She's dangerous.
SAM THE EAGLE: Shawn.
RAFAELA: Got you, Millie.
CHLORINE: So, uh, tell me,
NADYA: Put the frog down.
DUKE'S THUG 1: Up there!
CALYPSO: Sorry about that.
FOZZIE: That's a nice venue.
MAN 2: Our beautiful queen!
MELINDA: Hey, excuse me!
ANTOINETTE: All together.
DUKE'S THUG 1: Look out!
DUKE'S THUG 2: Fire! Fire!
DOMINIC: See you in Berlin.
SEA SALT: Go away, Clami.
CHLORINE: Come on, Sven.
GUSTAV: I'm in charge here!
POUND: Come on, everyone!
NAWT: Why isn't it stopping?
MELINDA: Not much further.
CLAMIWINKLE: Impossible.
FOZZIE: Hmm. Let's see here.
TULIP: Look sharp, everyone!
REPORTER: Hey, there he is!
NAWT: Stay warm, Miss Bell.
CLAMIWINKLE: Second star
SEA SALT: Ow! Not the face!
AGDAR: The gloves will help.
SEA SALT: Forget their noses.
CABALLERO: Hey, Miss Pig.
RAFAELA: This is so exciting.
DUKE'S THUG 2: We got her.
MARLEEN: Ah, this is so nice.
CONSTANTINE: I am Kermit.
CONSTANTINE: It's not there.
MELINDA: It's getting warmer.
KERMIT: "Hi-lo?" It's "Hi-ho!"
MIYUKI: You guys are so alike.
POUND: Oh, yes, I'm right here.
CALYPSO: Ha! They're serious.
DOMINIC: Colonel Blood's key.
GUARD 2: Put your back into it!
BEAUREGARD: Let's go, guys!
MISS POOGY: Squash that frog!
SOLDIER 1: This way, this way!
CLAMIWINKLE: Do the magic!
NADYA: There he is, right there!
POUND: Welcome, Miss Winkle.
DOMINIC: And more good news.
CLAMIWINKLE: Let us through.
CHLORINE: Okay, okay. I'm out.
CHLORINE: What are you doing?
QUEEN MELODY: Melinda Bell.
MAN 2: We're taking this set apart.
DOMINIC: Colonel Blood's locket.
JEAN PIERRE: 37 hours. Not bad.
MAN: It's Princess Sea Salt's horse.
AARDVARK DAD: Say, buddy...
SAM THE EAGLE: I hate Europe.
POUND: All together. All together.
ANTOINETTE: I feel so inventive.
KERMIT: No, just one Kermit. Me.
MACRAUCHENIA: Whoa, whoa!
DOMINIC: That would look weird.
CLAMIWINKLE: Go. (LAUGHS)
JEAN PIERRE: Get out of the way.
MELINDA: I think, actually, it's up.
DOMINIC: Colonel Thomas Blood.
CLAMIWINKLE: I owe you a sled.
CLAMIWINKLE: You're welcome.
KERMIT: Is everybody here? Yeah?
TROLL 3: She's like a little cupcake.
CHLORINE: The Tower of London.
CALYPSO: What's wrong with you?
CALYPSO: Last one there is a fossil!
CONSTANTINE: Where is that key?
TROLL 2: His thing with the reindeer
QUEEN MELODY: But never again.
WOMAN: Sending over to wardrobe!
KERMIT: You've got the wrong frog!
DUKE'S THUG 2: Go, go! Come on!
CHLORINE: Whoa! (CHUCKLING)
SAM THE EAGLE: Stay on the road!
SCOOTER: What an action sequence!
CLAMIWINKLE: Stop! Put us down!
80'S ROBOT: You know, Mr. Kermit.
WALTER: I can't believe that worked!
CLAMIWINKLE: It's a 100-foot drop.
OAKEN: I'm sorry about this violence.
DANNY TREJO: I really need this job
FAST TONY: Did he say Eviscerator?
WOMAN 1: So, where is the princess?
BUPKUS: Hurry! It's nearly out of ice!
DUKE'S THUG 2: Go around. Toss it.
DOMINIC: Of course we invited them,
TROLL 1: Like his peculiar brain, dear
BUNSEN: That's right, Mr. Kermit, sir.
KERMIT: We did it! Great work, guys!
QUEEN MELODY: Oh, my goodness.
UNCLE DEADLY: Copy that, Gustav!
MISS PIGGY: No, what are you doing?
DUKE: It's getting colder by the minute.
CHLORINE: Stay out of sight, Calypso.
FRIEDA: That lost thing really is handy.
MUPPET PRISONER: Two, three, four
BANG: Put your muscle into it, Poundy!
ROWLF: Okay. Can we get down now?
MISS PIGGY: "Hole in the Wall Club"?
DUKE: Let me know when you're ready
DOMINIC: I can't go. I don't need to go.
KERMIT: Thank you, Dominic. Thanks.
LORD MILORI: Keeper? Are you here?
POUND: (LAUGHING) Sneaky glacier.
MELINDA: You mean, the love experts?
ROBIN: Is there someone we can talk to?
SEA SALT: I rather grow hair back here.
CONSTANTINE: Nice of him to label it.
TRIDENT: That's the end of that chapter.
DOMINIC: Look at this. This might help.
CLAMIWINKLE: What's going on here?
MELINDA: (MUFFLED) I can't breathe.
LONE VULTURE: Flood's real, all right.
KERMIT: No, you've got the wrong frog.
GUSTAV: This is Gustav calling Deadly!
SWEETUMS: Keep waltzing, Mr. Waltz!
CONSTANTINE: Yes of course, let's go!
WOMAN: This is gonna be a bumpy ride!
DOMINIC: Okay, let's put this to the vote.
CONSTANTINE: Yes. Auf Wiedersehen,
CONSTANTINE: This tuxedo is too tight.
FIONNOULA:
He is afraid of Fionnoula.
LORD MILORI:
Down! Everybody, down!
MELINDA:
I just heard you're going extinct.
CHLORINE:
You are a sight for sore eyes.
CONSTANTINE:
What is happening here?
MELINDA:
Um... Oh, I know. Favorite star?
MISS POOGY:
Throw him in the compacter!
MISS PIGGY:
Dominic, Dominic! Five songs.
BUNSEN:
At no point were you in any danger.
GRAND PABBIE:
You must learn to control it.
CALYPSO:
It's not like we're bats or something.
CONSTANTINE:
It's got to be here somewhere.
CLAMIWINKLE:
I've never felt anything like it!
ANTOINETTE:
You were in trouble for a while.
CLAMIWINKLE:
That's how everyone sees you.
JEAN PIERRE:
Muppets, you are all under arrest.
AARDVARK DAD:
Kids, look! A Frost Princess!
MINISTER OF IRELAND:
But if the temperatures
SAM THE EAGLE:
The Lemur. He, too, was here.
VULTURE:
Do not leave your children unattended.
LEW ZEALAND:
You sure look pretty, Miss Piggy.
LONE VULTURE:
There is some good news, though.
MAXIMUM SECURITY PRISONER:
In the Big House
UNCLE DEADLY:
This is Uncle Deadly calling to Gustav!
MAXIMUM SECURITY PRISONER:
How many people does he need?
KERMIT: (STAMMERING)
Well, I mean, I...
CALYPSO: (CHUCKLES)
Glide and pivot. And glide and pivot.
KERMIT: What's going on
over there?
KERMIT: That's that
Irish lucky tourist.
PEPÉ: Rizzo,
your eyes do not deceive you.
GERDA: Oh, you poor girl,
you're freezing.
CONSTANTINE: We will
both go together.
MELINDA: That Irish feller
you got on there
KERMIT: And now, folks,
the Great Escapo!
KERMIT: Listen,
this isn't Disneyland Resort.
KERMIT: You guys are
gonna love this place.
MELINDA: 'Cause he knows
what's important.
PA: Ladies and gentlemen,
Sir Dominic Badguy.
CONSTANTINE: No,
you can not make me go.
DOMINIC: Okay, you have to go,
Number One.
MISS PIGGY: What is going on
at my wedding?
KERMIT: The main entrance
is too well-guarded.
GROTTO: He thinks you're a jerk
and to go away!
GUSTAV: Passengers,
here's your final destination.
CHLORINE: And how can we
make it more painful?
TRIDENT: Speaking of sparkling,
we can conclude...
CLAMIWINKLE: Yesterday,
at the border, my wings.
NADYA: No one believes in family
in the Gulag, frog.
KERMIT: Love isn't about doing
what everyone wants.
DOMINIC: Or how about
the world capital of comedy?
MELINDA: Kermit could put
on a show during Winter.
CONSTANTINE: Which room
am I supposed to be in?
CONSTANTINE: Comrades,
I'm afraid I have bad news.
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome...
MELINDA: Hansel and Gretel,
Rumpelstiltskin, Golden Goose...
GONZO: Kermit, we convinced
ourselves that evil frog was you
BLANKO: Maybe you should
be the test snowflake for a while.
VULTURE: We got an overturned
glyptodon in the far light lane.
TRIDENT: Well, that might be nice,
then, meeting a Warm Citizen.
CHLORINE: You can choose to
continue your journey. What it'll be?
CLAMIWINKLE: And so, in the end,
the little burro reached his mommy,
FRIEDA: They get their winter coats
to protect them from the cold.
GUSTAV: Mother Nature will be here
any moment to field questions.
MILORI: He can send it back
to the Warm Side with his next delivery.
CONSTANTINE: Welcome, folks, to
Kermit and His Friends, The Muppets.
KERMIT: Okay, Dominic, I thought
we could start our world tour in London.
MELINDA: Kermit!
They're gonna kill us!
MELINDA: The freeze.
It's moving so fast.
DOMINIC: The last one.
It better be in here.
MELINDA: "Idiot"?
Is that how you see me?
RAFAELA: She's right over here.
Room two.
WALTER: Isn't that exciting.
I can't believe it.
MELINDA: All right.
I'm just blocking you out
MELINDA: Uh-oh.
This ain't going to be good.
RAFAELA: Hurry, girls.
What if we're too late?
TRIDENT: Slow down.
I can only listen so fast.
DOMINIC: He's got a cold.
That's why his voice
DUKE: If you swoon, let me know.
I'll catch you.
CONSTANTINE: Yes!
You deserve it, comrades!
KERMIT: That's ridiculous!
I am Kermit the Frog!
CHLORINE: Look out.
Reindeer coming through.
CONSTANTINE: No, no, no.
Do not listen to him!
LINK HOGTHROB: Let's see.
Where am I seated?
COMPUTER: Gatling gun.
Request acknowledged.
ANIMAL: World tour! World tour!
Come on, froggy!
JEAN PIERRE: Okay.
What about this comedian bear?
DOMINIC: What do you think I'm doing?
I'm smashing.
KERMIT: Okay, guys, this is it.
The Winter Woods Finale!
CONSTANTINE: He's lying.
I'm the real Kermit the Frog!
SAM THE EAGLE: Come on.
Let's go over the files again.
CONSTANTINE: I cannot.
Not after what happened last time.
TULIP: Hurry, now, hurry!
Let's finish up. Stand by with the pulley.
CLAMIWINKLE: The most amazing
thing happened. You'll never believe it.
CALYPSO: It must have come from
the Warm Side. In one of the baskets.
CONSTANTINE: No, I am Kermit
the Frog! Hi-lo, Kermit the Frog, here.
CLAMIWNKLE: That's how everyone
sees you. I tell you, that's the genius of it.
-MAN: And cut!
-(EXCITED CHATTER)
-MISS PIGGY: We got it.
-We got it, yup.
-CLAMIWINKLE: Calypso...
-(GIGGLING)
-KERMIT: Piggy, wait! I'm sorry!
-(FOO FOO BARKING)
-MIYUKI: Thank you.
-Mmm-hmm.
-MAN: I'd be honored.
-(EXCLAIMING)
-KAI: Yes, Your Majesty.
-What?
-SEA SALT: Clami!
-(GRUNTS)
-BANG: Okay, Poundy.
-Right!
-BUPKUS: Snowy owls!
-Millie?
-CALYPSO: You ready for the drop-off?
-(OWL SQUAWKS)
-CLAMIWINKLE: Keeper. Keeper!
-Yes, what...
-OAKEN: Yoo-hoo.
-Hmm?
-PITCHERS: Do burros eat their young?
-It's not a very satisfying ending.
-WOMAN: Right.
-(CHUCKLING) Gather around.
-MAN: Look behind you!
-(SCREAMING)
-GROTTO: Smoke them!
-(GASPS)
-SEA SALT: (PANTING) Help!
-(GASPS)
-CLAMIWINKLE: What?
-I'd rather be roadkill.
-CALYPSO: Guys!
-All clear!
-MELINDA: Says who?
-(GRUNTS)
-GROTTO: Slowpoke!
-(GRUNTING)
-CLAMIWINKLE: Melinda Bell.
-(GASPS)
-CALYPSO: Sixty!
-Wait. What is that?
-ANTOINETTE: There she is!
-She's so wintery.
-CLAMIWINKLE: I'm just in shock...
-Clamiwinkle?
-MELINDA: Kermit!
-Millie?
-MELINDA: Kermit.
-Give us a pose!
-MELINDA: Her head is so bright?
-(COOING)
-SOLDIER 1: Yes, Your Grace.
-(SOLDIERS AGREEING)
-CALYPSO: Go.
-No, no, no. Clami, wait.
-TROLL 1: Chlorine's here!
-Chlorine's home!
-BANG: Heave!
-Ho!
-ANIMAL: Kermit.
-(GASPS)
-KERMIT: Uh...
-Wait!
-BIRD: Where's your big happy family?
-What if I am a Frost Princess?
-SEA SALT: Whoa!
-Come on, come on, run!
-CONSTANTINE: Come here, frog!
-(EXCLAIMS)
-DOMINIC: Thank you.
-Au revoir, Muppets.
-GIRL: Flowers!
-(ALL MUTTERING EXCITEDLY)
-Oh.
-MISS PIGGY: Or...
-Okay?
-ZUCCHINI BROTHER: I'm okay!
-You and me.
-MELINDA: Ahem! Good evening.
-(MURMURING)
-MELINDA: That ain't what I meant.
-Well, he seems like a nice guy.
-ROWLF: Yeah.
-For our what?
-FOZZIE: Hey, guys!
-(MUPPETS CHEERING)
ANIMAL: Germany!
-(ALL GASP)
-GONZO: What?
-(WHIMPERS)
-WOMAN: Corrine, come here!
-Yes, that'll do.
-NAWT: You got it, mister.
-Room two.
-ANTOINETTE: Oh, my.
-There she is.
-RAFAELA: Millie!
-(HORN BLOWS)
-TULIP: Places, everyone!
-How dare you?
-MISS POOGY: He's not Constantine!
-Wow.
-MILORI: Hello.
-I can live with that.
-MELINDA: Here we go.
-Good job.
-ASHLEY: Question.
-(ALL SCREAMING)
-GIRL 2: Mommy!
-They made enemies.
-MACRAUCHENIA: Look!
-Ah, go suck air through a reed!
-TAPIR DAD: Hey, Fast Tony!
-(GASPS) What are we gonna do?
-LONE VULTURE: Unless...
-Can I just have a quick word?
-CONSTANTINE: No.
-(STATUES SMASHING)
-DOMINIC: Where is it?
-Huh?
-GROTTO: Help!
-ALL: "Sis"?
-CALYPSO: That's right.
-Bark down is drier.
-MAN 1: Bark up!
-Oh, uh-uh. Did you just...
-CLAMIWINKLE: No, I didn't mean...
-Everybody relax! Stop moving!
-CLAMIWINKLE: Whoa!
-Yes. (CHUCKLES)
-POUND: Sorry!
-Oh, right.
-NAWT: Good idea, frog.
-No. But it's kind of a secret.
-NAWT: A secret?
-Computer, disguise!
-COMPUTER: Request acknowledged.
-Bad frog!
-FOZZIE: Animal!
-(ALL GASP)
-LEW ZEALAND: Wait.
-in a timely fashion.
-GONZO: Wait.
-(BOTH GRUNT)
-CHLORINE: That happened.
-Wait, what?
-CHLORINE: Hey!
-Shoot! I didn't mean...
-COMPUTER: Request acknowledged.
-Whoa!
-TROLL 2: Is that a real girl?
-Come on!
-BANG: Got it!
-(DOOR OPENS)
-GERDA: Clami!
-(SIGHS)
-KAI: He's in here.
-(STRAINING)
-GUARD 1: Hurry up!
-Move quickly.
-GUARD 3: Careful.
-It won't open!
-GUARD 1: It's frozen shut.
-(BOTH LAUGHING)
-SEA SALT: Hey! (WHOOPING)
-We raced the water and lost.
-MELINDA: Question.
-That's safer.
-CLAMIWINKLE: No. No.
-(SCREAMING)
-CALYPSO: Now cut right!
-How did you do that?
-CONSTANTINE: Do what?
-Not a laser web.
-BABY: Ooh, pretty.
-Let us through. Now!
-GUSTAV: Attention!
-Stay here!
-CALYPSO: Duh!
-(ALL CHEERING)
-DR. TEETH: That's our frog!
-The flood's over!
-GRANDPA: This is my boat now!
-Is that... Bad juju?
-MALE TOAD: No.
-It's Weselton!
-SOLDIER: Let's go.
-CONSTANTINE: I have idea.
-DOMINIC: What?
-MAN 2: Bark down!
-BOY: Papa!
-GROTTO: Me too!
-CHLORINE: He's not half bad.
RAFAELA: This way!
ANTOINETTE: Come on, guys. Hurry.
SEA SALT: Coming through.
GROTTO: Excuse me. Oh...
SEA SALT: Pardon. Sorry.
WOMAN: Oh!
BUPKUS: Ouch!
NAWT: That hurt.
TAPIR BOY 2: Get out of the way!
TAPIR BOY 1: Run for your live!
DOMINIC: It's just, uh...
CONSTANTINE: What?
WOMAN 2: Where could she be?
WOMAN 3: Where is she?
YOUNG CLAMIWINKLE: Catch me!
YOUNG SEA SALT: Slow down!
MIYUKI: Amazing!
FRIEDA: It's fantastic!
CLAMIWINKLE: Okay.
CHLORINE: One...
TROLL 1: Something's wrong.
TROLL 2: Are you all right?
WALTER: What?
ANIMAL: Uh-oh.
CALYPSO: Bravery is just dumb.
CLAMIWINKLE: You can't be two things!
JANICE: Bummer.
GONZO: Uh-oh!
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