Disney PhilharMagic Fantasia of Summer & Winter subtitles part 1

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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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(WHISTLING TUNEFULLY)
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Whoopee!
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(GRUNTING)
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(SHRIEKS, BLOWS RASPBERRY)
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(CHUCKLES)
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(PLAYING WHIMSICAL TUNE)
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(MOOS IN DISMAY)
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Yoo hoo!

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Minnie!
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(MOOING)
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(HONKING)
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-Make way for the future!

-Hey!
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(VOCALIZING)
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(GROANS)
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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-(GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION)
-(CONTINUE LAUGHING)
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-(SHRIEKS) Mickey!

-Minnie!
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I'm gonna knock you
right into next week!

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Huh?
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-Hey!

-Whoa!

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Huh? Hmm!

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(LAUGHING)
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WOMAN: Oh, my nachos!
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Hello.
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(GASPING)
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Oh, my gosh! Red!
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-Mickey!
-(LAUGHING)
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All alone, without your little pal.
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-Mickey!

-Minnie!
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Beat it!

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Now... Now, wait a minute, mister.
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-Too late!
-(MINNIE SCREAMING)
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-(LAUGHING)
-Minnie!

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Mickey! Mickey!

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Get out of there!
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-(MINNIE SCREAMING)
-Minnie! Minnie!
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-Minnie!

-Mickey!
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Ah, gee, Minnie!
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(BLOWING RASPBERRY)
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(LAUGHING)
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Hey, pal! It's you!
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AUTOMATED VOICE:
To get your messages, press one.

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(LAUGHING)
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Hey!
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(BUGLE CALL)
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(CHUCKLES) Want some candy?
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Alley-oop!
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Hmm?
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Mickey, where are you?

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What the...
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(GUFFAWING)
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Minnie!
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Oh, Mickey!

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(CONTINUES LAUGHING)
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Minnie!
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(CELL PHONE RINGING)
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MAN: Give me back my phone!

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Telephone!
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Attaboy!
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(DIALING)
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(PHONE RINGING)
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Yeah?

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(SPUTTERING)
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(MINNIE GIGGLES)
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(LAUGHING)
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Uh-oh.

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-(SHRIEKS)
-Minnie!
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Help! Help! Help!

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I'll save you! Ha!
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(SCREAMING)
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-(ALL SCREAMING)
-(MEOWING)
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(MOOING)
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(MINNIE COUGHING)
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-Mickey!

-Minnie!
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Where are we? Poughkeepsie?
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WOMAN: Oh, my nachos!
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(LAUGHS VILLAINOUSLY)
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Ha!
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(ALL SHRIEKING)
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(LAUGHS) I knew I'd get you!
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Here, bully, bully, bully!
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-Take that!
-(GRUNTS)
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(ALL YELPING)
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(LAUGHS EVILLY)
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(NEIGHS IN DISTRESS)
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-(MOOING)
-Hmm?
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Huh?
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(WHISTLES) Hey, fellers!
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(GRUNTS)
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-Ow!
-(LAUGHING)
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Who done that?

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Mickey, do it again!

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Oh, isn't it lovely?

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(SHRIEKING IN PAIN)
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(WHINNYING)
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(SCREAMING)
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-Ow!
-(LAUGHING)
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(WHINNYING)
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Why, you little...
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(DISTORTED SCREAMING)
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Hot dog!
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-(GULPS)
-(LAUGHS)
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Hey, wait a minute!

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(SCREAMS)
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Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!
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Not again.

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-Why, you...

-Do it again!
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Hey!
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You!

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Pete don't like this!
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(LAUGHING)
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Daddy?
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It's you.

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I used to have a little cat once.

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Company dismissed!

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(MINNIE LAUGHS)
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-Minnie!

-Mickey!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Ah, get a horse!
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(LAUGHTER)
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Goodbye! Goodbye, little feller!
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Hey, come back here!
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(MUFFLED GRUNTING)
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PETE: Hey!
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(WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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(MOOING)
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(ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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(CHORUS CHANTING YOIK)
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(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

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(CHEERY WHISTLING)
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-MAN: And cut!

-(EXCITED CHATTER)
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-Wow. That was so amazing!

-Walter, you did a wonderful job.
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Thank you, Kermit. Did we get that?
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-PIGGY: We got it.

-We got it, yup.
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Movie's over, people.

Go home. That is a wrap.
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Okay, nice work, everyone.
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Make sure to fill out your I-9s,

and we'll see you on the next one.
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(SIGHS)
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So, uh... What do we do now?
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Well, we're together again.
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We got the theater

and all our fans are back.
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-Yeah!

-(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
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Actually, those were extras.
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I saw a few tapping their toes.
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Yeah, those were paid dancers.
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-Oh.

-PIGGY: Or...
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Maybe since we're all here,
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now could be the perfect time
for you and me to tie the knot, Kermie!
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(STAMMERING)

Well, I mean, maybe I could.
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Hey, what's the camera still doing here?
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Oh, no. Disaster!

That can only mean one thing.
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-Doggone it, you're right!

-Mmm-hmm.
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It looks like they've ordered a sequel.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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(SINGING) We're doing a sequel

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We're back by popular demand

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Come on, everybody,
strike up the band!

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We're doing a sequel

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That's what we do in Hollywood
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And everybody knows
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That the sequel's never quite as good
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A sequel
Another feature attraction
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Places, please
Light the lights
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Roll camera, "Action!"
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I thought it was the end
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But no, my friends, this is when
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We get to do it all again!
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Do it all again

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Until the credits roll

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We got another go to show them

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We can do it all again!

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(CLUCKING)
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We're doing a sequel
There's no need to disguise

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The studio considers us
a viable franchise

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We're doing a sequel
How hard can it be?
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We can't do any worse
than The Godfather III
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We're doing a sequel
The studio wants more

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While they wait for Tom Hanks

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To make Toy Story 4!

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I thought it was the end

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But no, my friends, this is when

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We get to do it all again!

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Do it all again!
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Until the credits roll
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We've got another go to show them
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We can do it all again!
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(SQUAWKING)
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MAN 1: Coming through!
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WOMAN: Sending over to wardrobe!
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MAN 2: We're taking this set apart.
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Oh!
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We're doing a sequel

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Let's give it a go
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With Hollywood stars
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And more one-liner cameos
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We're doing a sequel
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I don't mean to be a stickler
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But this is the seventh sequel
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To our original motion picture

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MUPPETS: We're doing a sequel

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(SCREAMING)
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Let's give it a shot
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All we need now is a half-decent plot

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(SPOKEN) Got it. An epic love story
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between a very handsome,

long-nosed purple thing
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-and a beautiful chicken.

-(CLUCKS)
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Gonzo with the Wind.
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Does anybody have any other ideas?
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Oh! Oh! It's about getting the Muppets
back together again
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to stop an evil oil baron

from demolishing the old studio!
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Fozzie, did you even watch our last film?
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How about one of those
fish out of water movies?
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Yeah, I'm not so sure about that, Lew.
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It's about a frog
who marries a beautiful, perfect pig.
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And they have to kiss each other a lot!
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Uh...
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(SPEAKING MOCK SWEDISH)
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I don't think Americans

watch subtitled films. (SIGHS)
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How about a movie where you
don't make a movie?
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And we all get to go home early!
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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Good grief.
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-(PLAYING PIANO)
-It about a lonely dog,
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and one night he sees something
he should never have seen.
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And he has to live with a terrible secret.
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That sounds a little dark, Rowlf.
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Kermit, how about the Muppets

go on a world tour?
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That's perfect!
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MUPPETS: (SINGING)
I thought it was the end
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But no, my friends, this is when
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We get to do it all again!
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Until the credits roll
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We've got another go to show them
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We can do it all again!
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We're doing a sequel
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It's more of the same
Let's give it a name
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How about The Muppets Again?
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It's the Muppets again
with The Muppets Again
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It's the
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Muppets
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Again!
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-Okay?

-ZUCCHINI BROTHER: I'm okay!
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Okay! Ha-ha!
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Booma-booma!
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BOTH: Booma-booma! Hep!
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-Hey! Pepperoni!

-(WHOOPING)

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(JUNGLE SOUNDS)
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(LION ROARS)

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Nants ingonyama
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Bagithi baba
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Sithi uhhmm ingonyama

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Ingonyama

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Nants ingonyama

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Bagithi baba

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Sithi uhhmm ingonyama

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Ingonyama

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Siyo nqoba

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Ingonyama

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Ingonyama inengw' enamabala

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Ingonyama inengw' enamabala

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Ingonyama inengw' enamabala

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Ingonyama inengw' enamabala

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Ingonyama inengw' enamabala

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Se-to-kwa
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Ingonyama inengw' enamabala
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Asana

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Ingonyama inengw' enamabala
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Se-to-kwa

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Ingonyama inengw' enamabala 

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From the day we arrive
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On the planet
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And, blinking, step into the sun
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There's more to see
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Than can ever be seen

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More to do
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Than can ever be done

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There's far too much
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To take in here

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More to find
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Than can ever be found

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(SQUAWKING)
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But the sun rolling high

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Through the sapphire sky

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Keeps great and small
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On the endless round

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It's the circle of life
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And it moves us all
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Through despair and hope
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Through faith and love

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Till we find our place
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On the path unwinding
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In the circle
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The circle of life
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(PURRING)
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It's the circle of life
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And it moves us all

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Through despair and hope

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Through faith and love

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Till we find our place
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On the path unwinding
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In the circle
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The circle of life

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(THUNDER RUMBLING)
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Ah!
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(GASPING)
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(PANTING)
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Put your faith in what
you most believe in
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Two worlds, one family
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Trust your heart

Let fate decide
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To guide these lives we see
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A paradise untouched by man
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Within this world blessed with love
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A simple life

They live in peace
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Softly tread the sand

Below your feet now
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Two worlds, one family
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Trust your heart
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Let fate decide
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To guide these lives we see
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Beneath the shelter of the trees
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Only love can enter here
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A simple life

They live in peace
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Raise your head up

Lift high the load
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Take strength from those that need you
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Build high the walls

Build strong the beams
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A new life is waiting
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But danger's no stranger here

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(FROG CROAKING)
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(CHIMP CHATTERING)
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(GROWLING)
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-(YELPS)
-(ROARS)
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(SCREECHING)
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-(DISTANT SCREECHES)
-(GASPS)
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No words describe a mother's tears
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No words can heal a broken heart
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(BABY CRYING)
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A dream is gone

But where there's hope
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Somewhere
Something is calling for you
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Two worlds, one family
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Trust your heart

Let fate decide
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To guide these lives we see

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(CREAKING)
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(SNIFFING)
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(WIND WHISTLING)
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(ECHOING GROWL)
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-(GRUNTING)
-(GLASS BREAKING)
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(BABY CRYING)
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Huh?
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Huh?
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(SNIFFING)
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(SNEEZE)
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(COUGHING)
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(COOING)
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(SNIFFING)
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(GROWLING)
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(GROWLING)
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(GASPS)
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(GROWLING)
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(GIGGLING)
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-(GASPS)
-(GROWLS)
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(GASPING)
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-(COOING)
-(GASPS)
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-(GASPS)
-(ROARS)
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Ah! Ah! Ah!
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(EXCLAIMING)
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(SABOR GROWLS)
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Every moment now

The bond grows stronger
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Two worlds, one family

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Trust your heart

Let fate decide
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To guide these lives we see

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Try Everything – Zootopia
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(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
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I messed up tonight
I lost another fight
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Lost to myself
But I'll just start again
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I keep falling down
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I keep on hitting the ground
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But I always get up now
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To see what's next
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Birds don't just fly
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They fall down and get up
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Nobody learns
with getting it wrong
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I won't give up
No I won't give in
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Till I reach the end
And then I'll start again
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No I won't leave
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I want to try everything
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I want to try
even though I could fail
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I won't give up
No I won't give in
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Till I reach the end
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Then I'll start again
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No I won't leave
I want to try everything
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I want to try
even though I could fail
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
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Try everything
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
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Try everything
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
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Try everything
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

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Look how far you've come
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You filled your heart with love
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Baby, you've done enough
Take a deep breath
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Don't beat yourself up
No need to run so fast
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Sometimes we come last
But we did our best
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I won't give up
No I won't give in
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Till I reach the end
And then I'll start again
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No, I won't leave
I want to try everything
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I want to try
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Even though I could fail
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I won't give up
No I won't give in
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Till I reach the end
And then I'll start again
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No, I won't leave
I want to try everything
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I want to try
even though I could fail

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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
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Try everything

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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
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Try everything

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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
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Try everything

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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

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I'll keep on making those new mistakes
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I'll keep on making them every day
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Those new mistakes

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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
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Try everything

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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
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Try everything

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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
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Try everything

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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

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Try everything

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(FRIEND OWL SNORING)

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(BABY BIRDS CHIRPING)

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(BIRD WHISTLING)

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THUMPER: Wake up.

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(THUMPER THUMPING)

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-(GROANING) What now?

-THUMPER: Wake up, Friend Owl.

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(EXCLAIMING)

What's going on around here?

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-Wake up.

-It's happened.

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The new prince is born.

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-We're going to see him.

-Come on. You better hurry up.

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(ANIMALS GASPING SOFTLY)

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ANIMAL 1: Well, look.

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ANIMAL 2: Well.

ANIMAL 3: Isn't he cute?

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Well, this is quite an occasion.

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Yes, sir,

it isn't every day a prince is born.

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You're to be congratulated.

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ANIMAL 1: Yes, congratulations.

ANIMAL 2: Congratulations.

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Thank you very much.

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Come on. Wake up. We have company.

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ANIMAL 3: Hello. Hello, there.

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-ANIMAL 1: Hello, little prince.

-Hello. Hello, there.

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Hello, little prince.

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(FRIEND OWL HOOTING)

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(FRIEND OWL LAUGHING)

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(LAUGHING)

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Look. He's trying to get up.

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Kinda wobbly, isn't he?

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Thumper.

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Well, he is.

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Aren't you?

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(EXCLAIMING)

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(ALL LAUGHING)

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Looks to me like

he's getting kind of sleepy.

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I think it's time we all left.

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FRIEND OWL: Come on. (SHOOING)

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(SHOOING)

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(SHOOING)

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MRS. HARE:

Thumper. Come on.

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Whatcha gonna call him?

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Well, I think I'll call him Bambi.

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(ENUNCIATING)

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Yep, I guess that'll do all right.

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Bambi.

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My little Bambi.

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NARRATOR:

In a faraway land long ago,
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lived a king and his fair queen.
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Many years had they longed

for a child,
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and finally their wish was granted.
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A daughter was born,

and they called her Aurora.
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Sweet Aurora

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NARRATOR: Yes,

they named her after the dawn,

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for she filled their lives with sunshine.
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Then a great holiday was proclaimed

throughout the kingdom,
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so that all of high or low estate
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might pay homage

to the infant princess.
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And our story begins

on that most joyful day.

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On that joyful day

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(BELLS CHIMING)

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Joyfully now to our princess we come

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Bringing gifts and all good wishes too

we pledge our loyalty anew

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Hail to the Princess Aurora

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All of her subjects adore her

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Hail to the King, hail to the Queen

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Hail to the Princess Aurora

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Health to the Princess

Wealth to the Princess

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Long live the Princess Aurora

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Hail, Aurora

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Health to the Princess

Wealth to the Princess

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Long live the Princess Aurora

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Hail to the King, hail to the Queen

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Hail to the

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Princess Aurora

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NARRATOR: Thus,

on this great and joyous day
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did all the kingdom celebrate

the long-awaited royal birth.
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And good King Stefan and his queen
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made welcome their lifelong friend.

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(TRUMPETS BLOWING)

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Their royal highnesses,

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King Hubert and Prince Phillip!

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NARRATOR:

Fondly had these monarchs dreamed
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one day their kingdoms to unite.
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Thus, today would they

announce that Phillip,
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Hubert's son and heir,
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to Stefan's child would be betrothed.
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And so to her his gift he brought.
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And looked unknowing

on his future bride.

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(TRUMPETS BLOWING)

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HERALD: Their most honored

and exalted excellencies,

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the three good fairies.

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Mistress Flora!

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Mistress Fauna!

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And Mistress Merryweather!

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-Oh.

-Oh.

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The little darling.

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-Your Majesties.

-FAIRIES: Your Majesties.

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Each of us the child may bless

with a single gift,

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no more, no less.

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Little princess,

my gift shall be the gift of beauty.

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One gift
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Beauty rare
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Gold of sunshine in her hair
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Lips that shame the red, red rose
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She'll walk with springtime
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Wherever she goes

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Tiny princess,

my gift shall be the gift of song.

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One gift
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The gift of song
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Melody her whole life long
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The nightingale's her troubadour
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Bringing his sweet serenade

to her door

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Sweet princess, my gift shall be...

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(WIND HOWLING)

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(THUNDER RUMBLING)

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FAUNA: Why, it's Maleficent.

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-What does she want here?

-Shh.

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Well, quite a glittering assemblage,

King Stefan.

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Royalty, nobility,

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the gentry and...

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(CHUCKLES) How quaint.

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Even the rabble.

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(GRUNTS IN ANGER)

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I really felt quite distressed

at not receiving an invitation.

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You weren't wanted.

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Not want...

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(CHUCKLES) Oh, dear,

what an awkward situation.

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I had hoped it was

merely due to some oversight.

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Well, in that event,

I'd best be on my way.

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And, you're not offended,

Your Excellency?

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Why, no, Your Majesty.

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And to show I bear no ill will,

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I, too, shall bestow a gift on the child.

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Listen well, all of you.

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The princess shall indeed

grow in grace and beauty,

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beloved by all who know her.

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But,

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before the sun sets

on her 16th birthday,

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she shall prick her finger

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on the spindle of a spinning wheel

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and die!

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Oh, no!

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(CACKLING)

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Seize that creature!

_________________________________

Stand back, you fools!

_________________________________

(THUNDER RUMBLES)

_________________________________

(EVIL LAUGHTER)

_________________________________

Don't despair, Your Majesties.

_________________________________

Merryweather still has her gift to give.

_________________________________

Then she can undo this fearful curse?

_________________________________

Oh, no, Sire.

_________________________________

Maleficent's powers are far too great.

_________________________________

But she can help.

_________________________________

But...

_________________________________

FAUNA: Just do your best, dear.

_________________________________

FLORA: Yes, go on.

_________________________________

Sweet princess,

_________________________________

if through this wicked witch's trick
_________________________________

a spindle should your finger prick,
_________________________________

a ray of hope there still may be in this,
_________________________________

the gift I give to thee.
_________________________________

Not in death, but just in sleep.
_________________________________

The fateful prophecy you'll keep.
_________________________________

And from this slumber you shall wake,
_________________________________

when true love's kiss

the spell shall break.

_________________________________

For true love
_________________________________

Conquers all.

_________________________________

NARRATOR: But King Stefan,
_________________________________

still fearful of his daughter's life,
_________________________________

did then and there decree
_________________________________

that every spinning wheel

in the kingdom
_________________________________

should on that very day be burned.
_________________________________

So it was done.

_________________________________

Oh, silly fiddle-faddle.

_________________________________

Now, come have a nice

cup of tea, dear.

_________________________________

I'm sure it'll work out somehow.

_________________________________

Well, a bonfire won't stop Maleficent.

_________________________________

Of course not. But what will?

_________________________________

Well, perhaps if we reason with her.

_________________________________

-Reason?

-With Maleficent?

_________________________________

-Well, she can't be all bad.

-Oh, yes, she can.

_________________________________

I'd like to turn her into

a fat, old hop toad.

_________________________________

Now, dear,

that isn't a very nice thing to say.

_________________________________

Besides, we can't.

_________________________________

You know our magic

doesn't work that way.

_________________________________

It can only do good, dear,

to bring joy and happiness.

_________________________________

Well, that would make me happy.

_________________________________

But there must be some way.

_________________________________

-There is!

-There is?

_________________________________

What is it, Flora?

_________________________________

I'm going to...

_________________________________

Even walls have ears.

_________________________________

Follow me.

_________________________________

-I'll turn her into a flower.

-Maleficent?

_________________________________

(GIGGLES) No, no, dear, the princess.

_________________________________

Oh, she'd make a lovely flower.

_________________________________

Don't you see?

A flower can't prick its finger.

_________________________________

-It hasn't any.

-That's right.

_________________________________

FLORA: She'll be perfectly safe.

_________________________________

Until Maleficent sends a frost.

_________________________________

(LAUGHS) Yes...

_________________________________

Oh, dear.

_________________________________

She always ruins your nicest flowers.

_________________________________

You're right.

_________________________________

And she'll be expecting us

to do something like that.

_________________________________

(GROANS) Well, what won't

she expect? She knows everything.

_________________________________

Oh, but she doesn't, dear.

_________________________________

Maleficent doesn't know

anything about love,

_________________________________

or kindness

or the joy of helping others.

_________________________________

You know, sometimes

I don't think she's really very happy.

_________________________________

That's it!

_________________________________

Of course.

It's the only thing she can't understand

_________________________________

and won't expect.

_________________________________

(GIGGLING) Now, now,

now we'll have to plan it carefully.

_________________________________

Let's see. The woodcutter's cottage,

yes, yes, the abandoned one.

_________________________________

Of course, the King

and Queen will object.

_________________________________

But when we explain it's the only way...

_________________________________

(ECHOING) Explain what?

_________________________________

About the three peasant women

raising a foundling child

_________________________________

deep in the forest.

_________________________________

Oh, that's very nice of them.

_________________________________

Who are they?

_________________________________

Turn around.

_________________________________

(GASPING)

_________________________________

Why, it's us!

_________________________________

Uh-huh.

_________________________________

-You mean, "we" us?

-Uh-huh.

_________________________________

Take care of the baby?

_________________________________

FLORA: Why not?

_________________________________

FAUNA: Oh, I'd like that.

_________________________________

(STUTTERS) Well, yes,

but we'd have to feed it.

_________________________________

And wash it and dress it

and rock it to sleep. Oh, I'd love it.

_________________________________

You really think we can?

_________________________________

If humans can do it, so can we.

_________________________________

And we'd have our magic to help us.

_________________________________

FAUNA: That's right.

_________________________________

No, no, no! No magic.

_________________________________

I'll take those wands right now.

_________________________________

Oh, better get rid of those wings, too.

_________________________________

You mean live like mortals?

For 16 years?

_________________________________

FLORA: Uh-huh.

_________________________________

Now, now, we don't know how.

_________________________________

We've never

done anything without magic.

_________________________________

And that's why Maleficent

will never suspect.

_________________________________

But who'll wash?

_________________________________

-And cook?

-Oh, we'll all pitch in.

_________________________________

-I'll take care of the baby.

-Let me have it, dear.

_________________________________

Come along now.

We must tell Their Majesties at once.

_________________________________

Flora?

_________________________________

MERRYWEATHER: Flora?

_________________________________

NARRATOR: So, the King and

his queen watched with heavy hearts
_________________________________

as their most precious possession,
_________________________________

their only child,
_________________________________

disappeared into the night.

_________________________________
_________________________________

Mama, look! Look over there!

_________________________________

APE 1: Kala!

APE 2: She's back.
_________________________________
(APES ALL TALKING)

_________________________________

APE 3: We looked everywhere for you.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)

_________________________________

-APE: Are you all right, dear?

-I'm fine. No, really, honestly.

_________________________________

It's just that I got a little bit sidetracked.
_________________________________

(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

Well, isn't that, uh...
_________________________________

-Well, it's so...

-Why, it's just so...
_________________________________

It's freaky-lookin', okay?

That's what it is.
_________________________________

-Terkina!

-Well, it is!
_________________________________

I mean, what the heck is it anyway?
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) He's a baby.
_________________________________
Well... Ah!
_________________________________

I can't...
_________________________________

So, where's his mama?
_________________________________

Well, I'm going to be his mother now.
_________________________________

(BABY COOING)
_________________________________

You know, he's not so bad,

once you get used to him.
_________________________________

Kala's gonna be its mother now.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(SNIFFING)
_________________________________
-(SNEEZES)
-(GIGGLES)
_________________________________

Kerchak, I saved him from Sabor.
_________________________________

Kala, it won't replace the one we lost.
_________________________________

I know that. But he needs me.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

But it...
_________________________________

Kala, look at it. It's not our kind. (SIGHS)
_________________________________

No, you have to take it back.
_________________________________

Take him back? But he'll die.
_________________________________

-If the jungle wants him...

-I want him.
_________________________________

Kala, I cannot let you
put our family in danger.
_________________________________

Does he look dangerous to you?
_________________________________

(ROARS)
_________________________________

(CRYING)
_________________________________

Was it alone?
_________________________________

Yes. Sabor killed his family.
_________________________________

-Are you sure?

-Yes. There are no others.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Then you may keep him.
_________________________________

Kerchak, I know he'll be a good son.
_________________________________

KERCHAK: I said he could stay.
_________________________________

That doesn't make him my son.
_________________________________

We will nest here for the night.
_________________________________

So, um, what you gonna call it?
_________________________________

I'm gonna call him...
_________________________________

Tarzan.
_________________________________

Tarzan? Okay, he's your baby.
_________________________________

All right, little lady, come on.

It's way past your nest time.
_________________________________

-Oh, Mom.

-No.

_________________________________
TERK: Five more minutes?

Two more minutes?

_________________________________

One more minutes?

_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-(CRYING)
_________________________________
KALA: Oh! Oh, no. Shh. Shh.
_________________________________
Don't cry. I'm here. Come on. Come on.
_________________________________

(SINGING) Come stop your crying
_________________________________
It will be all right

_________________________________
Just take my hand
Hold it tight

_________________________________
I will protect you from all around you

_________________________________
I will be here
Don't you cry

_________________________________

For one so small
You seem so strong

_________________________________
My arms will hold you
Keep you safe and warm

_________________________________
This bond between us can't be broken

_________________________________
I will be here
Don't you cry

_________________________________

'Cause you'll be in my heart

_________________________________
Yes, you'll be in my heart

_________________________________
From this day on
_________________________________
Now and forever more

_________________________________

You'll be in my heart

_________________________________
No matter what they say

_________________________________
You'll be here in my heart

_________________________________
Always

_________________________________

KALA: Always.
_________________________________

_________________________________

Life's not fair, is it?
_________________________________

You see, I... Well, I shall never be king.
_________________________________

And you shall never see
the light of another day.
_________________________________

Adieu.
_________________________________

Didn't your mother ever tell you
not to play with your food?
_________________________________

What do you want?
_________________________________

I'm here to announce that
King Mufasa's on his way,
_________________________________

so you'd better have a good excuse

for missing this morning's ceremony.
_________________________________

Oh, look, Zazu.
_________________________________
You've made me lose my lunch.
_________________________________

You'll lose more than that

when the king gets through with you.
_________________________________

He's as mad as a hippo with a hernia.
_________________________________

I quiver with fear!
_________________________________

Now, Scar, don't look at me that way.
_________________________________

Help!
_________________________________

-Scar?
-Mm-hmm?
_________________________________

Drop him.
_________________________________

Impeccable timing, Your Majesty.
_________________________________

Why, if it isn't my big brother

descending from on high
_________________________________
to mingle with the commoners.
_________________________________

Sarabi and I didn't see you
at the presentation of Simba.
_________________________________

That was today?
_________________________________

I feel simply awful!
_________________________________

(SCREECHING)
_________________________________

Must've slipped my mind.
_________________________________

Yes, well, as slippery as your mind is,
_________________________________

as the king's brother,

you should've been first in line!
_________________________________

Well, I was first in line,

until the little hairball was born.
_________________________________

That hairball is my son

and your future king.
_________________________________

I shall practice my curtsy!
_________________________________

Don't turn your back on me, Scar.
_________________________________

Oh, no, Mufasa.
_________________________________

Perhaps you shouldn't
turn your back on me.
_________________________________

(ROARS)
_________________________________
Is that a challenge?
_________________________________

Temper, temper.
_________________________________

I wouldn't dream of challenging you.
_________________________________

Pity. Why not?
_________________________________

Well, as far as brains go,
I got the lion's share.
_________________________________

But when it comes to brute strength,
_________________________________

I'm afraid I'm at the shallow end

of the gene pool.
_________________________________

There's one in every family, sire.
_________________________________

Two in mine, actually,
_________________________________
and they always manage to
ruin special occasions.
_________________________________

What am I going to do with him?
_________________________________

He'd make a very handsome throw rug.
_________________________________

Zazu!
_________________________________

And just think, whenever he gets dirty,
_________________________________

you could take him out and beat him.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

(MUTTERING)
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

Simba.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Dad! Dad!
_________________________________

Come on, dad, we gotta go! Wake up!
_________________________________

-Uhh!
-Sorry.
_________________________________

-(SNORING)

-Dad! Dad!
_________________________________

Your son is awake.
_________________________________

Before sunrise, he's your son.
_________________________________

Dad! Come on, Dad.
_________________________________

You promised.
_________________________________

Okay, okay. I'm up, I'm up.
_________________________________
Yeah!
_________________________________

MUFASA: Look, Simba.
_________________________________

Everything the light
touches is our kingdom.
_________________________________

Wow.
_________________________________

A king's time as ruler

rises and falls like the sun.
_________________________________

One day, Simba,
the sun will set on my time here
_________________________________

and will rise with you as the new king.
_________________________________

-And this'll all be mine?
-Everything.
_________________________________

Everything the light touches.
_________________________________

What about that shadowy place?
_________________________________

That's beyond our borders.
_________________________________

You must never go there, Simba.
_________________________________

But I thought a king
can do whatever he wants.
_________________________________

Oh, there's more to being king

than getting your way all the time.
_________________________________

-There's more?
-(LAUGHS) Simba...
_________________________________

Everything you see exists together

in a delicate balance.
_________________________________

As king, you need to
understand that balance
_________________________________

and respect all the creatures,
_________________________________

from the crawling ant
to the leaping antelope.
_________________________________

But, Dad, don't we eat the antelope?
_________________________________

Yes, Simba, but let me explain.
_________________________________

When we die, our bodies
become the grass,
_________________________________

and the antelope eat the grass.
_________________________________

And so we are all connected

in the great circle of life.
_________________________________

-Good morning, sire!
-Good morning, Zazu.
_________________________________

Checking in with the morning report.
_________________________________

Fire away.
_________________________________

Well! The buzz from the bees
_________________________________
is that the leopards
are in a bit of a spot.
_________________________________
Really?
_________________________________

What are you doing, son?
_________________________________
Pouncing.
_________________________________

Let an old pro show you how it's done.
_________________________________

I told the elephants to forget it,
but they can't...
_________________________________
-Zazu, would you turn around?
-Yes, sire.
_________________________________
The cheetahs are hard up, but...
_________________________________

Stay low to the ground.
_________________________________
Cheetahs never prosper...
_________________________________

(WHISPERING) Yeah, okay.
Stay low to the ground, right? Yeah.
_________________________________

-What going on?
-A pouncing lesson.
_________________________________
Very good. Pouncing.
_________________________________
Pouncing?
No, sire, you can't be serious...
_________________________________
This is so humiliating.
_________________________________
Try not to make a sound.
_________________________________
What are you telling him, Mufasa?
_________________________________
Mufasa? Simba?
_________________________________
(MUFASA LAUGHS)
_________________________________

That's very good.
_________________________________

-Zazu!
-Yes!
_________________________________

-News from the underground.

-Now, this time...
_________________________________

Sire! Hyenas in the Pride Lands!
_________________________________

Zazu, take Simba home.
_________________________________

Aw, dad, can't I come?
_________________________________
No, son.
_________________________________

Pah! I never get to go anywhere.
_________________________________

Oh, young master,
one day, you will be king.
_________________________________

Then you can chase those
slobbering, mangy, stupid poachers
_________________________________
from dawn until dusk.

_________________________________

_________________________________

(WHISTLING)

_________________________________

Walking already.

Well, what do you know.

_________________________________

(QUAIL WHISTLING)

_________________________________

-Good morning.

-Good morning, Mrs. Quail.

_________________________________

And where's the young prince this... Oh!

_________________________________

-Good morning, Bambi.

-Good morning, young prince.

_________________________________

Goodbye.

_________________________________

MRS. POSSUM:

Good morning, young prince.

_________________________________

Good morning, young prince.

_________________________________

Good morning.

_________________________________

Hmm.

_________________________________

Nice sunny day.

_________________________________

-What's the matter?

-What happened?

_________________________________

Did the young prince fall down?

_________________________________

-Is he hurt?

-No, he's all right.

_________________________________

He doesn't walk very good, does he?

_________________________________

MRS. HARE: Thumper.

_________________________________

Yes, Mama?

_________________________________

What did your father tell you

this morning?

_________________________________

If you can't say something nice,

_________________________________

don't say nothing at all.

_________________________________

Come on, Bambi, get up. Try again.

_________________________________

Come on, get up. Get up.

_________________________________

-Get up.

-Try again.

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

I'm thumping.

That's why they call me Thumper.

_________________________________

(ECHOING)

_________________________________

Thumper! (ECHOING)

_________________________________

Come on. You can do it.

_________________________________

Hop over it. Like this.

_________________________________

Hop over it.

_________________________________

Like this.

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

You didn't hop far enough.

_________________________________

That's it. Now the other one.

_________________________________

Gee whiz, what happened that time?

_________________________________

(BIRDS WHISTLING)

_________________________________

Those are birds.

_________________________________

(REPEATING)

_________________________________

Look, he's trying to talk.

_________________________________

He's trying to say "bird."

_________________________________

Say "bird."

_________________________________

(REPEATING)

_________________________________

(ENUNCIATING) Bird.

_________________________________

(REPEATING)

_________________________________

Uh-uh.

_________________________________

Bird.

_________________________________

Come on, say "bird," say "bird."

_________________________________

Say "bird. "Say "bird."

Come on, say "bird. "

_________________________________

Say "bird."

_________________________________

Bird.

_________________________________

(ALL LAUGHING)

_________________________________

He talked. He talked, Mama.

_________________________________

The young prince said "bird."

_________________________________

Bird, bird, bird...

_________________________________

Bird.

_________________________________

No, that's not a bird.

_________________________________

That's a butterfly.

_________________________________

Butterfly?

_________________________________

Butter...

_________________________________

Butterfly.

_________________________________

(LAUGHING) No, that's a flower.

_________________________________

-Flower?

-Uh-huh. It's pretty.

_________________________________

(SNIFFING)

_________________________________

Pretty.

_________________________________

(SNIFFING)

_________________________________

Flower.

_________________________________

Me?

_________________________________

(THUMPER LAUGHING)

_________________________________

No, no, no, no.

_________________________________

That's not a flower.

_________________________________

-He's a little...

-Oh, that's all right.

_________________________________

He can call me a flower if he wants to.

_________________________________

(LAUGHING SHYLY)

_________________________________

I don't mind.

_________________________________

Pretty. Pretty flower.

_________________________________

Oh! (LAUGHING)

_________________________________

Gosh.

_________________________________

(THUNDER CRASHING)

_________________________________

I think I better go home now.

_________________________________

Drip, drip, drop

Little April shower
_________________________________

Beating a tune

As you fall all around
_________________________________

Drip, drip, drop

Little April shower
_________________________________

What can compare

With your beautiful sound?
_________________________________

Beautiful sound

Beautiful sound
_________________________________

Drip, drop

Drip, drop
_________________________________

Drip, drip, drop

When the sky is cloudy
_________________________________

Your pretty music

Can brighten the day
_________________________________

Drip, drip, drop

When the sky is cloudy
_________________________________

You come along

with a song right away
_________________________________

Come with your beautiful music
_________________________________

Drip, drip, drop

Little April shower
_________________________________

Beating a tune

As you fall all around
_________________________________

Drip, drip, drop

Little April shower
_________________________________

What can compare

With your beautiful sound?
_________________________________

Drip, drip, drop

When the sky is cloudy
_________________________________

You come along

With your pretty little song
_________________________________

Drip, drip, drop

When the sky is cloudy
_________________________________

You come along

With your pretty little song

_________________________________

-Gay little roundelay

-Gay little roundelay

_________________________________

-Song of the rainy day

-Song of the rainy day

_________________________________

How I love to hear your patter

Pretty little pitter-patter
_________________________________

Helter skelter, when you pelter

Troubles always seem to scatter
_________________________________

Drip, drip, drop

Little April shower
_________________________________

Beating a sound as you fall all around
_________________________________

Drip, drip, drop

Little April shower
_________________________________

-Little April shower

-With your beautiful sound

_________________________________

(THUNDER CRASHING)

_________________________________

(WIND HOWLING)

_________________________________

(WHISTLING)

_________________________________

Drip, drip, drop

Little April shower
_________________________________

Beating a tune

As you fall all around
_________________________________

Drip, drip, drop

Little April shower
_________________________________

What can compare

With your beautiful sound?
_________________________________

Beautiful sound

_________________________________

_________________________________

Hey, Uncle Scar! Guess what?
_________________________________

I despise guessing games.
_________________________________

I'm gonna be King of Pride Rock.
_________________________________

Oh, goody!
_________________________________

My dad just showed me
the whole kingdom,
_________________________________

and I'm gonna rule it all!
_________________________________

Yes. Well, forgive me
for not leaping for joy.
_________________________________

Bad back, you know.
_________________________________

Hey, Uncle Scar.
_________________________________
When I'm king, what'll that make you?
_________________________________

A monkey's uncle.
_________________________________

-You're so weird.

-You have no idea.
_________________________________

So, your father showed you
the whole kingdom, did he?
_________________________________

Everything.
_________________________________

He didn't show you what's beyond
that rise at the northern border?
_________________________________

Well, no. He said I can't go there.
_________________________________

And he's absolutely right.
_________________________________
It's far too dangerous.
_________________________________

Only the bravest lions go there.
_________________________________

Well, I'm brave. What's out there?
_________________________________

I'm sorry, Simba, I just can't tell you.
_________________________________

Why not?
_________________________________

I'm only looking out for the
well-being of my favorite nephew.
_________________________________
Yeah, right! I'm your only nephew.
_________________________________

All the more reason
for me to be protective.
_________________________________

An elephant graveyard is no place

for a young prince. Oops!
_________________________________

An elephant what? Whoa!
_________________________________

Oh, dear, I've said too much.
_________________________________

Well, I suppose you'd have
found out sooner or later,
_________________________________

you being so clever and all.
_________________________________

Just do me one favor.
_________________________________

Promise me you'll never visit
that dreadful place.
_________________________________

No problem.
_________________________________
There's a good lad.
_________________________________

You run along now and have fun.
_________________________________

And remember,
_________________________________
it's our little secret.

_________________________________

-Hey, Nala.
-Hi, Simba.
_________________________________

Come on. I just heard
about this great place.
_________________________________

Simba! I'm kind of
in the middle of a bath.
_________________________________

SARABI: And it's time for yours.
_________________________________

Mom!
_________________________________

Mom, you're messing up my mane!
_________________________________

Okay, okay, I'm clean.
Can we go now?
_________________________________

So, where are we going?
_________________________________
It better not be anyplace dumb.
_________________________________

No, it's really cool.
_________________________________

So, where is this really cool place?
_________________________________

Oh.
_________________________________
-Uh, around the water hole.

-The water hole?
_________________________________

What's so great about the water hole?
_________________________________

I'll show you when we get there.
_________________________________

Oh.
_________________________________
Uh, mom, can I go with Simba?
_________________________________

Hmm, what do you think, Sarabi?
_________________________________

Well...
_________________________________

BOTH: Please?
_________________________________

It's all right with me.
_________________________________

-Yeah!
-All right!
_________________________________

As long as Zazu goes with you.
_________________________________

No, not Zazu.
_________________________________

ZAZU: Step lively.
_________________________________

The sooner we get to the water hole,

the sooner we can leave.
_________________________________

So, where are we really going?
_________________________________

An elephant graveyard.
_________________________________
Wow!
_________________________________

Shh! Zazu.
_________________________________

Right. So how are we
gonna ditch the dodo?
_________________________________

Oh, just look at you two.
_________________________________

Little seeds of romance
blossoming in the savanna.
_________________________________

Your parents will be thrilled,
_________________________________

what with your being betrothed and all.
_________________________________

Be-what?
_________________________________
Betrothed. Intended.
_________________________________

Affianced.
_________________________________

Meaning...
_________________________________

One day, you two are
going to be married.
_________________________________

-Yuck!
-Eww!
_________________________________

I can't marry her. She's my friend.
_________________________________

Yeah, it'd be so weird.
_________________________________

Sorry to bust your bubble,
_________________________________

but you two turtle doves
have no choice.
_________________________________

It's a tradition going back generations.
_________________________________

When I'm king,
that'll be the first thing to go.
_________________________________

-Not so long as I'm around.

-Well, in that case, you're fired.
_________________________________

Nice try, but only the king can do that.
_________________________________

Well, he's the future king.
_________________________________

Yeah, so you have to do what I tell you.
_________________________________

Not yet, I don't.
_________________________________

And with an attitude like that,
_________________________________

I'm afraid you're shaping up to be

a pretty pathetic king, indeed.
_________________________________

Not the way I see it.

_________________________________

(SINGING) I'm gonna be a mighty king
_________________________________

So enemies beware

_________________________________

Well, I've never seen
a king of beasts

_________________________________
With quite so little hair

_________________________________

I'm gonna be the main event
_________________________________

Like no king was before
_________________________________

I'm brushin' up on lookin' down
_________________________________

I'm workin' on my roar
_________________________________

Thus far, a rather uninspiring thing

_________________________________

Oh, I just can't wait to be king

_________________________________

You've rather a long way to go,
young master, if you think...

_________________________________

-No one sayin', "Do this"

-Now, when I said that...

_________________________________

-No one saying, "Be there"

-What I meant was...

_________________________________

-No one sayin', "Stop that"

-You don't realize...

_________________________________

-No one sayin', "See here"

-Now, see here!

_________________________________

Free to run around all day

_________________________________

Well, that's definitely out.

_________________________________

Free to do it all my way

_________________________________

I think it's time that you and I
_________________________________

Arranged a heart-to-heart
_________________________________

Kings don't need advice

_________________________________
From little hornbills for a start

_________________________________

If this is where
the monarchy is headed

_________________________________
Count me out

_________________________________
Out of service, out of Africa
_________________________________

I wouldn't hang about
_________________________________

This child is getting
wildly out of wing

_________________________________

Oh, I just can't wait to be king

_________________________________

Everybody, look left
_________________________________

Everybody, look right

_________________________________
Everywhere you look, I'm
_________________________________

Standing in the spotlight

_________________________________

Not yet!

_________________________________

Let every creature
go for broke and sing

_________________________________
Let's hear it in the herd
and on the wing

_________________________________
It's gonna be
King Simba's finest fling

_________________________________

Oh, I just can't wait to be king

_________________________________

Oh, I just can't wait to be king

_________________________________
Oh, I just can't wait

_________________________________

To be king

_________________________________
ZAZU: (MUFFLED)
I beg your pardon, madam, but
_________________________________
get off!
_________________________________
Simba?
_________________________________
Nala!
_________________________________

_________________________________
AGNARR: Anna. Elsa.

_________________________________
IDUNA: Bedtime soon.
_________________________________

Uh-oh. The princess is trapped
_________________________________
in the snow goblin's evil spell.
_________________________________

Quick, Elsa! Make a prince!
A fancy one!

_________________________________

Oh, no!
The prince is trapped, too.
_________________________________

(IN DEEP VOICE)
Who cares about danger
_________________________________
when there's love?
_________________________________

-(MIMICS KISSING)
-Ugh, Anna. Bleugh!
_________________________________

Kissing won't save the Forest.
_________________________________

-(ANNA GIGGLES)
-The lost fairies cry out.
_________________________________
(MIMICS TRUMPETING)
_________________________________

What sound does a giraffe make?
_________________________________
-(MUMBLES)
-Never mind.
_________________________________

They wake the fairy queen...
_________________________________

who breaks the spell
and saves everyone!
_________________________________

-And they all get married!
-(GIGGLES)
_________________________________

What are you playing?
_________________________________

Enchanted Forest.
_________________________________

The prince and the princess...
_________________________________

Hmm. That's like no enchanted
forest I've ever seen.
_________________________________

(GASPS) You've seen
the enchanted forest?
_________________________________

Wait, what?
_________________________________

I have. Once.
_________________________________

And you've never told us this before?
_________________________________

Well, I could tell you now,
if you...
_________________________________
(GIRLS GIGGLING)
_________________________________

-Okay. Now.
-Tell us now.
_________________________________

Are you sure about this?
_________________________________

It's time they know.
_________________________________

(WHISPERS) Let's make
a big snowman later.
_________________________________

If they can settle and listen.
_________________________________
(BOTH HOLDING BREATH)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Far away...
_________________________________

as north as we can go...
_________________________________

stood a very old
and very enchanted forest.
_________________________________

But its magic wasn't that of
_________________________________

goblin spells and lost fairies.
_________________________________

It was protected by the most
powerful spirits of all...

_________________________________
those of air...
_________________________________
of fire...

_________________________________
of water...

_________________________________
and earth.
_________________________________

But it was also home
_________________________________
to the mysterious Northuldra people.

_________________________________
ELSA: Were the
Northuldra magical, like me?

_________________________________
AGNARR: No, Elsa.
They were not magical.

_________________________________
They just took advantage
of the Forest's gifts.

_________________________________
Their ways were so different from ours...

_________________________________
but still,
they promised us friendship.

_________________________________
In honor of that,

_________________________________
your grandfather,
King Runeard,

_________________________________
built them a mighty dam...
_________________________________
to strengthen their waters.

_________________________________
It was a gift of peace.

_________________________________
ANNA: That's a big gift of peace.

_________________________________
AGNARR: And I was so honored
_________________________________
to get to go to the Forest to celebrate it.
_________________________________

RUNEARD: Stand tall, Agnarr.
_________________________________

AGNARR:
I wasn't at all prepared
_________________________________
for what the day would bring.

_________________________________
(CROWD CHATTERING EXCITEDLY)
_________________________________
We let down our guard.

_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
We were charmed.

_________________________________
Whoa. Whoa!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
It felt so...
_________________________________

magical.

_________________________________
-(CHITTERING)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
(GIGGLING)
_________________________________
-But something went wrong.
(MAN YELLS)
_________________________________
(ALL GRUNTING)
_________________________________

They were attacking us.

_________________________________
Get behind me.
_________________________________
AGNARR:
It was a brutal battle.
_________________________________

-Your grandfather...
-(RUNEARD YELPS)
_________________________________
Father!
_________________________________

AGNARR: ...was lost.

_________________________________
Aah!
_________________________________
AGNARR: The fighting
enraged the spirits.

_________________________________
FIGHTER: Look out!
_________________________________
AGNARR: They turned
their magic against us all.

_________________________________
(YELPS, GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(ANGELIC VOICE VOCALIZING)
_________________________________
There was this voice...

_________________________________
(WIND GUSTING)
_________________________________
...and someone saved me.

_________________________________
I'm told the spirits then vanished.

_________________________________
And a powerful mist covered the Forest.

_________________________________
Locking everyone out.

_________________________________
(WIND WHISTLING)
_________________________________
And that night, I came home

King of Arendelle.
_________________________________

Whoa, Papa, that was epic.
_________________________________

Whoever saved you,
_________________________________

-I love them.
-(AGNARR CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

I wish I knew who it was.
_________________________________

What happened to the spirits?
_________________________________

What's in the Forest now?
_________________________________

I don't know.
_________________________________

The mist still stands.
_________________________________

No one can get in.
_________________________________

And no one has since come out.
_________________________________

So we're safe.
_________________________________

Yes.
_________________________________
But the Forest could wake again.
_________________________________

And we must be prepared for
whatever danger it may bring.
_________________________________

IDUNA: And on that note,
_________________________________
how about we say good night
to your father?
_________________________________

(WHINES) But I still have
so many questions.
_________________________________

Save them for another night, Anna.
_________________________________

(SIGHS) You know I don't have
that kind of patience.
_________________________________
(DOOR CLOSES)
_________________________________

Why did Northuldra attack us anyway?
_________________________________

Who attacks people
who give them gifts?
_________________________________
Do you think
the Forest will wake again?
_________________________________

Only Ahtohallan knows.
_________________________________

Octa-who-what?
_________________________________
(GASPS SOFTLY)
_________________________________

(SIGHS) When I was little...
_________________________________

my mother would sing a song
_________________________________
about a special river called Ahtohallan...
_________________________________

that was said to hold all
the answers about the past.
_________________________________

About what we are a part of.
_________________________________

Wow.
_________________________________
Will you sing it for us?
Please?
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
_________________________________

Okay.
_________________________________
-Cuddle close.
-(ANNA GIGGLES)
_________________________________

-Scooch in.
-(ELSA GIGGLES)
_________________________________
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

(SINGING) Where the Northwind
_________________________________
Meets the sea
_________________________________

There's a river
_________________________________
Full of memory
_________________________________

Sleep, my darling,
safe and sound
_________________________________

For in this river,
all is found
_________________________________
(SNORING)
_________________________________

In her waters
_________________________________
Deep and true
_________________________________

Lie the answers
_________________________________
And a path for you
_________________________________

Dive down deep into her sound
_________________________________

But not too far or you'll be drowned
_________________________________

Yes, she will sing to those who hear
_________________________________

And in her song,
all magic flows
_________________________________

But can you brave what you most fear?
_________________________________

Can you face what the river knows?

_________________________________

Where the Northwind
_________________________________
Meets the sea
_________________________________

There's a mother
_________________________________
Full of memory
_________________________________

Come my darling,
homeward bound
_________________________________

When all is lost
_________________________________
Then all is found

_________________________________
_________________________________
(BIRDS CALLING)

_________________________________
(WATER FLOWING)
_________________________________

(SOFT MOAN)
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

Tarzan.
_________________________________

KALA: Tarzan?
_________________________________

-(TRUMPETS LOUDLY)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________

I sure scared you, Mom.
_________________________________
You sure did.
_________________________________

Can't you imitate any quieter animals?
_________________________________

Oh, Mom, they're no fun.
_________________________________

Wanna see me be a leopard?

(GROWLS)
_________________________________

Why don't you just come up

with your own sound?
_________________________________

-(SCREECHES)

-Hmm.
_________________________________

(SILLY NOISES)
_________________________________

ALL: Kala.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Oops.
_________________________________

(GROWLS)
_________________________________

(NERVOUS LAUGHTER)
_________________________________

Tarzan! Thank goodness

you're all right!
_________________________________

Kala and I have been so worried.
_________________________________

Thank you. Thank you so much

for finding him, Kerchak.
_________________________________

You are such a wise and caring leader.
_________________________________

-(WHISPERS) Run.
-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Um. Hmm.
_________________________________

Hello.
_________________________________

-Are you thick in the head?

-What?
_________________________________

How many times do I have to tell you?
_________________________________

If you want Kerchak to like you,

stay away from him.
_________________________________

(LAUGHING) Come on, step on it!
_________________________________

Last one there is a dung beetle!
_________________________________

Yeah, the first one's gotta eat it.
_________________________________

Terk, can I come?
_________________________________

Well, you could if you could keep up,
_________________________________
but, you know, you can't really keep up.
_________________________________

Wait up, guys!

Wait up! Right behind you!
_________________________________

(ELEPHANTS TRUMPETING)

_________________________________

CHIMP: You're standing on my spleen.

_________________________________

Take that! Stop hitting yourself.
_________________________________

-Stop hitting yourself.

-Ow! Ow!
_________________________________
Stop hitting yourself.
_________________________________

(SINGING) The fun has arrived

_________________________________
-Thank you very much.

-Hey, what took you so long?
_________________________________

I had a little pest control problem,

but it's all taken care of. Whoa!
_________________________________

Hi, guys.
_________________________________

Terk, what is this, some kind of joke?
_________________________________

Tell me I'm not looking
at the hairless wonder.
_________________________________

Well, Terk said I could come
along if I could keep up.
_________________________________

-Oh! No, no.
-Terk. Come on.
_________________________________

I'll handle this, guys, okay?

Listen, buddy. Come here.
_________________________________
We got a tiny, little,
itsy-bitsy problem here, okay?
_________________________________

Personally, I'd love to hang out

with you. You know I would.
_________________________________

But the guys... They need

a little convincing, you know?
_________________________________

Okay, what do I gotta do?
_________________________________

Do? What do you gotta do?
_________________________________

-(LAUGHING) It's so stupid.

-What?
_________________________________

Well, you gotta...

You gotta go get a hair.

_________________________________

-A hair?

-TERK: Yeah, a hair.

_________________________________
-Uh-huh.

-(ELEPHANT TRUMPETING)
_________________________________

An elephant hair.
_________________________________

(ANGRY TRUMPETING)
_________________________________

An elephant hair?
_________________________________

Like I said, it's stupid, right?
_________________________________

Listen, take it from me.

Go home. Okay?
_________________________________

Who needs this aggravation?
_________________________________
You know, I'm probably
gonna leave soon myself.
_________________________________

You go, I'll catch up, all right?
_________________________________

You see? Leave it to me.

I told you I could...
_________________________________
-Tarzan! Tarzan!

-(TARZAN SHOUTING)
_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

ALL: Ooh!
_________________________________

That one hurt him.
_________________________________

Look! Oh! Oh! There he is!
_________________________________
He's alive!
_________________________________

-Hey, guys!

-ALL: Hi.

_________________________________

-(LAUGHTER)

-TERK: Oh, no. No, no.

_________________________________

Come back! Come back.
_________________________________

This guy's great.
_________________________________
If he lives, you should
bring him around more often.
_________________________________

Come on, come one.
Let's go get a better seat.

_________________________________

ELEPHANT: You can never get

enough sleep, let me tell you.

_________________________________

-ELEPHANT 2: I get enough.

-Mom?

_________________________________

ELEPHANT: It burns calories.

_________________________________

Are you sure this water's sanitary?
_________________________________

It looks questionable to me.
_________________________________

It's fine, honey.
_________________________________

Ick! But what about bacteria?
_________________________________

Tantor, can't you see Mummy's talking?
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________
(ELEPHANTS CHATTING)
_________________________________

Huh! Watch out!
There's something swimming!
_________________________________
It's coming right at you!
_________________________________

Honey, Mummy's losing her patience.
_________________________________

But this time I really see something.

_________________________________
MOM: Oh, boy.

_________________________________

(GASPS) Piranha! It's a piranha!
_________________________________

Sweetheart, there are no
piranhas in Africa.
_________________________________

Don't tell the kid that.
_________________________________
Of course there are piranhas in Africa.
_________________________________

No, she's right.

They're native to South America.

_________________________________

ELEPHANT 1: Get outta here.

ELEPHANT 2: It's true.

_________________________________

ELEPHANT 1: No way.

ELEPHANT 2: Come on, now.
_________________________________
Think I'd be here if there were?
_________________________________

Ah! It's right behind you! Run!
_________________________________

For the last time, honey,

there are no piranhas in...
_________________________________

My butt!
_________________________________

-Told you!

-There's something on my butt!
_________________________________

-What is it?

-Are there any more of them?
_________________________________

Ah!
_________________________________

-What is it?

-It's a piranha.
_________________________________

-(GASPING)

-ALL: Piranha!
_________________________________
(ALL TRUMPETING)
_________________________________

Tantor, where are you?
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

-He's dead.

-(TRUMPETING)
_________________________________

We're dead!
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

We didn't do it! They're the ones!
_________________________________

(SCREECHING)
_________________________________

Oh, thank you, Kerchak.
_________________________________

Tarzan, buddy! Buddy, come on!
_________________________________

Tarzan, don't die on me!

Don't die on me!
_________________________________

-You weren't supposed to do it!

-Get away from there.
_________________________________

Don't you know a piranha

can strip your flesh in seconds?
_________________________________

-What? He's not a piranha! He's...

-(COUGHING)
_________________________________

He's alive!
_________________________________

He's alive! He's alive!
_________________________________

-He's alive!

-He's...
_________________________________

You idiot!
_________________________________

You nearly gave me
a heart attack! You happy?
_________________________________

Uh-huh.
_________________________________

You...
_________________________________
I don't believe it. You got the hair?
_________________________________

Is that what this is all about?

I got a whole tail of them.

_________________________________
KALA: Tarzan?

APE MOTHER: Terkina?

_________________________________
TERK: Oh, no.

_________________________________

-Who's that?

-BOTH: My mom.

_________________________________

-KALA: Tarzan.

-Hi.

_________________________________

-Hi, Aunt Kala.

-Oh, you scared me!
_________________________________
-What happened?

-Well, I...
_________________________________

Um, it's sort of a long... It's involved.
_________________________________
Because what happened,

it was a weird...
_________________________________

What happened?
_________________________________

-It was my fault, Kerchak.

-Tarzan.
_________________________________

We were playing, and...
Well, I'm sorry, Kerchak.
_________________________________

You almost killed someone.
_________________________________

-It was an accident.

-He's only a child.
_________________________________

That's no excuse.

You can't keep defending him.
_________________________________

-He'll learn.

-He will not.
_________________________________

You can't learn to be one of us.
_________________________________

-You never give him a chance.

-Give him a chance?

_________________________________
KERCHAK: Kala, look at him.

He will never be one of us.

_________________________________
KALA: Kerchak!

_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)
-Tarzan.
_________________________________

_________________________________

Mother, what we going to do today?

_________________________________

I'm going to take you to the meadow.

_________________________________

Meadow? What's the meadow?

_________________________________

It's a very wonderful place.

_________________________________

Then why haven't we

been there before?

_________________________________

You weren't big enough.

_________________________________

-Mother, you know what?

-What?

_________________________________

We're not the only deer in the forest.

_________________________________

-Where did you hear that?

-Thumper told me.

_________________________________

Well, he's right.

_________________________________

There are many deer in the forest

besides us.

_________________________________

Then why don't I ever see them?

_________________________________

-You will, sometime.

-On the meadow?

_________________________________

Perhaps.

_________________________________

Hush now.

_________________________________

We're almost there.

_________________________________

-(HAPPILY) The meadow.

-Wait.

_________________________________

Bambi, wait.

_________________________________

You must never rush out

on the meadow.

_________________________________

There might be danger.

_________________________________

Out there, we're unprotected.

_________________________________

The meadow is wide and open,

_________________________________

and there are no trees or bushes

to hide us.

_________________________________

So we have to be very careful.

_________________________________

Wait here.

_________________________________

I'll go out first.

And if the meadow is safe, I'll call you.

_________________________________

(WHISTLING)

_________________________________

Come on, Bambi. It's all right.

_________________________________

Come on.

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING)

_________________________________

RABBITS: Good morning, Prince Bambi.

_________________________________

MRS. HARE:

Good morning, young prince.

_________________________________

Hello. What ya eatin'?

_________________________________

-Clover.

-It's awfully good.

_________________________________

It's delicious.

_________________________________

Why don't you try some?

_________________________________

No, not that green stuff.

_________________________________

Just eat the blossoms.

_________________________________

That's the good stuff.

_________________________________

MRS. HARE: Thumper.

_________________________________

-Yes, Mama?

-What did your father tell you?

_________________________________

About what?

_________________________________

About eating the blossoms

and leaving the greens?

_________________________________

Oh, that one.

_________________________________

(CLEARING THROAT)

_________________________________

Eating greens is a special treat.

_________________________________

It makes long ears and great big feet.

_________________________________

But it sure is awful stuff to eat.

_________________________________

I made that last part up myself.

_________________________________

Watch out.

_________________________________

(SNIFFING)

_________________________________

(FALINE GIGGLING)

_________________________________

That's little Faline.

_________________________________

He's kind of bashful, isn't he, Mama?

_________________________________

ENA: Well, maybe he wouldn't be

if you'd say hello.

_________________________________

Hello, Bambi.

_________________________________

I said hello.

_________________________________

Well, aren't you going to answer her?

_________________________________

You're not afraid, are you?

_________________________________

Well, then, go ahead.

_________________________________

Go on, say hello.

_________________________________

Hello.

_________________________________

(GIGGLING)

_________________________________

(SPLASH)

_________________________________

(FALINE LAUGHING)

_________________________________

(ANGRILY) You.

_________________________________

He stopped and looked at me.

_________________________________

Yes, I know.

_________________________________

Why was everyone still

when he came on the meadow?

_________________________________

Everyone respects him.

_________________________________

For of all the deer in the forest,

not one has lived half so long.

_________________________________

He's very brave and very wise.

_________________________________

That's why he's known as

the Great Prince of the Forest.

_________________________________

(CROWS CAWING)

_________________________________

Faline.

_________________________________

Bambi.

_________________________________

Mother.

_________________________________

Bambi.

_________________________________

Mother.

_________________________________

(GUNS FIRING)

_________________________________

(CROWS CAWING)

_________________________________

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

All right! It worked!
_________________________________

-We lost him.
-I am a genius.
_________________________________

Hey, genius, it was my idea.
_________________________________

Yeah, but I pulled it off.
_________________________________

-With me!
-Oh, yeah?
_________________________________

-Pinned ya.
-Hey, let me up!
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Pinned ya again.
_________________________________

This is it. We made it.
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

NALA: It's really creepy.
_________________________________

Yeah.
_________________________________
Isn't it great?
_________________________________

-We could get in big trouble.
-I know!
_________________________________

I wonder if its brains are still in there.
_________________________________

There's only one way to know.
_________________________________

Come on, let's go check it out.
_________________________________

Wrong! The only checking out you
will do will be to check out of here.
_________________________________

Oh, man!
_________________________________

We're way beyond the boundary
of the Pride Lands.
_________________________________

Look, banana beak is scared.
_________________________________

It's Mr. banana beak to you, fuzzy,
_________________________________

and right now we are all
in very real danger.
_________________________________

Danger? Ha!
_________________________________

I walk on the wild side.
_________________________________

I laugh in the face of danger.
_________________________________

Ha ha ha ha!
_________________________________

(CACKLING)
_________________________________

Well, well, well, Banzai,
what have we got here?
_________________________________

I don't know, Shenzi.
_________________________________

What do you think, Ed?
_________________________________

(CRAZY LAUGHTER)
_________________________________

Just what I was thinking.
_________________________________
A trio of trespassers!
_________________________________

And quite by accident,
let me assure you.
_________________________________

A simple navigational error.
_________________________________

Whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait.
_________________________________

I know you.
You're Mufasa's little stooge.
_________________________________

I, madam, am the king's major-domo.
_________________________________

And that would make you...
_________________________________
The future king.
_________________________________

Do you know what we do to kings
who step out of their kingdom?
_________________________________

Huh! You can't do anything to me.
_________________________________

Technically, they can.

We are on their land.
_________________________________

But you told me they're nothing but
slobbering, mangy, stupid poachers.
_________________________________

Ix-nay on the upid-stay.
_________________________________

-Who are you callin' upid-stay?

-My, my, my. Oh, look at the sun!
_________________________________
-It's time to go!

-What's the hurry?
_________________________________

We'd love you to
stick around for dinner.
_________________________________

Yeah, we could have
whatever's lion around!
_________________________________

Wait, wait, wait, I got one, I got one!
_________________________________

Make mine a cub sandwich!
Whaddaya think?
_________________________________

What, Ed? What is it?
_________________________________

Hey, did we order this dinner to go?
_________________________________

No, why?
_________________________________

'Cause there it goes!
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________
(SQUAWKS)
_________________________________

-Did we lose 'em?

-I think so.
_________________________________
Where's Zazu?
_________________________________

The little major-domo bird
hippety-hopped
_________________________________

all the way to the birdie-boiler.
_________________________________

Oh, no! Not the birdie-boiler!
_________________________________

Aaaah!
_________________________________

Hey, why don't you pick
on somebody your own size?
_________________________________

-Like you?
-Oops.
_________________________________

Boo!
_________________________________

NALA: Simba!
_________________________________
(SNARLS)
_________________________________

Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
_________________________________

(WEAK ROAR)
_________________________________

That was it?
_________________________________

Do it again. Come on.
_________________________________

(DEEP ROAR)
_________________________________

(ROARING)
_________________________________

-Oh, please, please! Uncle, uncle!

-Silence!
_________________________________
-We're gonna shut up right now!

-Calm down. We're really sorry.
_________________________________

If you ever come near my son again...
_________________________________

Oh, this is... This is your son?
_________________________________

-Oh, your son.
-Did you know that?
_________________________________

No. Me? I didn't know... No, did you?
_________________________________

-No, of course not.
-No.
_________________________________

Ed?
_________________________________

(ROARS)
_________________________________

Toodles.
_________________________________

-Dad, I...

-You deliberately disobeyed me.
_________________________________

-Dad, I'm... I'm sorry.

-Let's go home.
_________________________________

I thought you were very brave.
_________________________________

_________________________________

Come on out, Bambi.

_________________________________

Come on.

_________________________________

It's safe now.

_________________________________

We don't have to hide any longer.

_________________________________

What happened, Mother?

Why did we all run?

_________________________________

Man was in the forest.

_________________________________

_________________________________

MUFASA: Zazu.
_________________________________

Yes, sire?
_________________________________
Take Nala home.

I've got to teach my son a lesson.
_________________________________

Come, Nala.
_________________________________

Simba, good luck.
_________________________________

Simba!
_________________________________

Simba, I'm very disappointed in you.
_________________________________

-I know.
-You could've been killed.
_________________________________

You deliberately disobeyed me,
_________________________________

and what's worse,
you put Nala in danger.
_________________________________

I was just trying to be brave, like you.
_________________________________

I'm only brave when I have to be.
_________________________________

Simba, being brave
_________________________________

doesn't mean you go looking for trouble.
_________________________________

But you're not scared of anything.
_________________________________

I was today.
_________________________________

-You were?
-Yes.
_________________________________

I thought I might lose you.
_________________________________

I guess even kings get scared, huh?
_________________________________

Mm-hmm.
_________________________________

-But you know what?
-What?
_________________________________

I think those hyenas
were even scareder.
_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

'Cause nobody messes with your dad.
_________________________________

-Come here, you.
-Oh, no! No!
_________________________________

-Aagh! Uhh!
-(MUFASA CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

SIMBA: Come here!
_________________________________

(BOTH LAUGH)
_________________________________

Gotcha!
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

-Dad?
-Hmm?
_________________________________

-We're pals, right?

-Right.
_________________________________

And we'll always be together, right?
_________________________________

Simba, let me tell you something

that my father told me.
_________________________________

Look at the stars.
_________________________________

The great kings of the past

look down on us from those stars.
_________________________________

-Really?
-Yes.
_________________________________

So whenever you feel alone,
_________________________________

just remember that those kings

will always be there to guide you.
_________________________________

And so will I.
_________________________________

_________________________________

Mother, look.

What's all that white stuff?

_________________________________

Why, it's snow.

_________________________________

-Snow?

-Yes.

_________________________________

Winter has come.

_________________________________

(ICE TINKLING)

_________________________________

(THUMPING)

_________________________________

(ICE TINKLING)

_________________________________

THUMPER: Hiya, Bambi.

_________________________________

Watch what I can do.

_________________________________

(WHOOPING)

_________________________________

Come on. It's all right.

_________________________________

Look.

_________________________________

The water's stiff.

_________________________________

Some fun, huh, Bambi?

_________________________________

Come on, get up. Like this.

_________________________________

(LAUGHING) No, no, no.

_________________________________

Kinda wobbly, aren't you?

_________________________________

(CLEARING THROAT)

_________________________________

Got to watch both ends

at the same time.

_________________________________

Guess you better unwind it.

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING)

_________________________________

(FLOWER SNORING)

_________________________________

Wake up. Wake up, Flower.

_________________________________

Is it spring yet?

_________________________________

No. Winter's just started.

_________________________________

What you doing? Hibernating?

_________________________________

Uh-huh.

_________________________________

What do you want to do that for?

_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)

All us flowers sleep in the winter.

_________________________________

Well, good night.

_________________________________

(SIGHING)

_________________________________

(SIGHING)

_________________________________

Winter sure is long, isn't it?

_________________________________

It seems long.

_________________________________

But it won't last forever.

_________________________________

I'm awful hungry, Mother.

_________________________________

Yes, I know.

_________________________________

_________________________________

BANZAI: Man, that lousy Mufasa.

I won't be able to sit for a week.
_________________________________

(ED LAUGHS)
_________________________________

It's not funny, Ed.
_________________________________

(LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)
_________________________________

Hey, shut up!
_________________________________

(SNARLS)
_________________________________

Will you knock it off?

_________________________________

-Well, he started it.

-SHENZI: Look at you guys.

_________________________________
No wonder we're dangling

at the bottom of the food chain.
_________________________________

Man, I hate dangling.
_________________________________

Yeah? If it weren't for those lions,

we'd be runnin' the joint.
_________________________________

Man, I hate lions.
_________________________________

-So pushy.
-And hairy.
_________________________________

-And stinky.
-And, man, are they...
_________________________________

BOTH: Ugly!
_________________________________

Oh, surely, we lions are not all that bad.
_________________________________

-Oh.
-Oh, Scar. It's just you.
_________________________________

We were afraid it was
somebody important.
_________________________________

Yeah, you know, like Mufasa.
_________________________________

-SHENZI: Yeah.

-I see.

_________________________________

-Now, that's power.
-Tell me about it.
_________________________________

I just hear that name and I shudder.
_________________________________

-Mufasa!
-Ooh! Do it again.
_________________________________

-Mufasa!
-Ooooh!
_________________________________

Mufasa! Mufasa! Mufasa!

_________________________________

SHENZI: Ooh, it tingles me.
_________________________________

I'm surrounded by idiots.
_________________________________

Now, you, Scar, I mean, you're
one of us. I mean, you're our pal.
_________________________________

Charmed.
_________________________________

Oh, I like that. He's not king,
but he's still so proper.
_________________________________

Yeah. Hey, did you
bring us anything to eat,
_________________________________
Scar, old buddy, old pal?

Huh? Did ya, did ya, did ya?
_________________________________

I don't think you really deserve this.
_________________________________

I practically gift-wrapped
those cubs for you,
_________________________________

and you couldn't even dispose of them.
_________________________________

Well, you know, it wasn't exactly
like they were alone, Scar.
_________________________________

Yeah. What were we supposed to do?
_________________________________

(GULP) Kill Mufasa?
_________________________________

(CHEWING)
_________________________________

Precisely.
_________________________________

(SINGING) I know that your powers
of retention
_________________________________

Are as wet as a warthog's backside
_________________________________

But thick as you are, pay attention
_________________________________

My words are a matter of pride
_________________________________

It's clear from your vacant expressions
_________________________________

The lights are not all on upstairs
_________________________________

But we're talking kings
and successions
_________________________________

Even you can't be caught unawares
_________________________________

So prepare for the chance of a lifetime
_________________________________

Be prepared for sensational news
_________________________________

A shiny new era is tiptoeing nearer
_________________________________

And where do we feature?
_________________________________

Just listen to teacher
_________________________________

I know it sounds sordid
_________________________________

But you'll be rewarded
_________________________________

When at last I am given my dues
_________________________________

And injustice deliciously squared
_________________________________

Be prepared
_________________________________

Yeah, be prepared.

We'll be prepared. For what?
_________________________________

For the death of the king.
_________________________________

-Why, is he sick?

-No, fool, we're going to kill him.
_________________________________

-And Simba, too.

-Great idea. Who needs a king?
_________________________________

(SINGING)
No king, no king, la-la la-la la la

_________________________________
-Idiots! There will be a king!

-Hey, but you said...
_________________________________
I will be king!
_________________________________

Stick with me,
_________________________________
and you'll never go hungry again.
_________________________________

-Yeah! All right!

-Long live the king!
_________________________________

Long live the king! Long live the king!
_________________________________

It's great that we'll soon be connected
_________________________________

With a king who'll be all-time adored
_________________________________

Of course, quid pro quo

you're expected
_________________________________

To take certain duties on board
_________________________________

The future is littered with prizes
_________________________________

And though I'm the main addressee
_________________________________

The point that I must emphasize is
_________________________________

You won't get a sniff without me!
_________________________________

So prepare for the coup of the century
_________________________________

Be prepared for the murkiest scam
_________________________________

Meticulous planning
_________________________________

Tenacity spanning
_________________________________

Decades of denial
_________________________________

Is simply why I'll be king undisputed
_________________________________

Respected, saluted
_________________________________

And seen for the wonder I am
_________________________________

Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared
_________________________________

Be prepared
_________________________________

Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared
_________________________________

Be prepared
_________________________________

(ALL CACKLE)

_________________________________

SCAR: You wait here. Your father has
a marvelous surprise for you.
_________________________________

Ooh, what is it?
_________________________________

If I told you, it wouldn't be
a surprise now, would it?
_________________________________

If you tell me,
I'll still act surprised.
_________________________________

Ho ho ho! You are such a naughty boy.
_________________________________

-Come on, Uncle Scar.

-No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
_________________________________

This is just for you and your daddy.
_________________________________

You know, a sort of father-son thing.
_________________________________

Well, I'd better go get him.
_________________________________

-I'll go with you.
-No.
_________________________________

No. Just stay on this rock.
_________________________________

You wouldn't want to end up
in another mess
_________________________________

like you did with the hyenas.
_________________________________

-You know about that?

-Simba, everybody knows about that.
_________________________________

-Really?
-Oh, yes.
_________________________________

Lucky daddy was there
to save you, eh?
_________________________________

Oh, and just between us,
_________________________________

you might want to work on
that little roar of yours, hmm?
_________________________________

Oh. Okay.
_________________________________

Hey, Uncle Scar,
will I like this surprise?
_________________________________

Simba, it's to die for.
_________________________________

_________________________________

Bambi, come here.

_________________________________

Look.

_________________________________

New spring grass.

_________________________________

_________________________________

-(STOMACH RUMBLES)

-Shut up.
_________________________________
I can't help it. I'm so hungry.
I got to have a wildebeest.
_________________________________

Stay put.
_________________________________

Can't I just pick off
one of the little sick ones?
_________________________________

No. We wait for the signal from Scar.
_________________________________

There he is. Let's go.
_________________________________

"Little roar." Puh!
_________________________________

Rarr!
_________________________________
Rrrarr!
_________________________________
-Rarr!

-(ROAR ECHOES)
_________________________________

(RUMBLING)
_________________________________

(BIRDS CAW)
_________________________________

_________________________________

Bambi. Quick.

_________________________________

The thicket.

_________________________________

(GUNSHOT)

_________________________________

Faster. Faster, Bambi.

_________________________________

Don't look back. Keep running.

_________________________________

Keep running.

_________________________________

(GUNSHOT)

_________________________________

_________________________________

Oh, look, sire, the herd is on the move.
_________________________________

-Odd.
-Mufasa, quick.
_________________________________

Stampede in the gorge.
_________________________________

-Simba's down there!
-Simba?
_________________________________

Zazu, help me!
_________________________________

Your father is on the way! Hold on!
_________________________________

Hurry!
_________________________________

There! There on that tree!
_________________________________

Hold on, Simba!
_________________________________

Dad!
_________________________________

ZAZU: Oh, Scar, this is awful!
_________________________________
What'll we do? What'll we do?
_________________________________

I'll go back to help, that's what I'll do.
_________________________________

Dad!
_________________________________

MUFASA: Scar!
_________________________________

-SCAR: Brother.
-Brother, help me!
_________________________________

Long live the king.
_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

_________________________________

We made it. (PANTING)

_________________________________

We made it, Mother.

_________________________________

We...

_________________________________

Mother.

_________________________________

_________________________________

(COUGHS)
_________________________________

Dad!
_________________________________

(RUSTLING)
_________________________________
Dad?
_________________________________
_________________________________

Dad?
_________________________________

Dad, come on.
_________________________________

You got to get up.
_________________________________

Dad?
_________________________________

We got to go home.
_________________________________

_________________________________

Mother!

_________________________________

Mother, where are you?

_________________________________

Mother!

_________________________________

Mother!

_________________________________

Mother!

_________________________________

Mother!

_________________________________

_________________________________

Help! (ECHOES)
_________________________________

Somebody!
_________________________________

Anybody.
_________________________________

Help.
_________________________________

_________________________________

Mother! (CRYING)

_________________________________

(GASPING)

_________________________________

Your mother can't be

with you any more.

_________________________________

_________________________________
(SNIFFLES)
_________________________________
_________________________________

Come.

_________________________________

My son.

_________________________________

_________________________________

Simba. What have you done?
_________________________________

There were wildebeests,
and he tried to save me.
_________________________________

It was an accident.
I didn't mean for it to happen.
_________________________________

Of course. Of course you didn't.
_________________________________

No one ever means for
these things to happen.
_________________________________

But the king is dead.
_________________________________

And if it weren't for you,
he'd still be alive.
_________________________________

Oh, what will your mother think?
_________________________________

(SNIFFLES) What am I going to do?
_________________________________

Run away, Simba.
_________________________________

Run. Run away and never return.
_________________________________

Kill him.
_________________________________

(SNARLS)
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

-Yow!

-(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Aah! Ohh! Yeow!
_________________________________

Hey, there he goes. There he goes.
_________________________________

So go get him.
_________________________________

There ain't no way I'm going in there.
_________________________________

What, you want me to come out
looking like you, cactus butt?
_________________________________

But we got to finish the job.
_________________________________

Well, he's as good as
dead out there anyway.
_________________________________

And if he comes back, we'll kill him.
_________________________________

Yeah! You hear that?
_________________________________

If you ever come back, we'll kill you!
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Mufasa's death is a terrible tragedy.
_________________________________

But to lose Simba,
who had barely begun to live...
_________________________________

For me, it is a deep, personal loss.
_________________________________

So it is with a heavy heart

that I assume the throne.
_________________________________

Yet out of the ashes of this tragedy

we shall rise
_________________________________
to greet the dawning of a new era
_________________________________

in which lion and hyena come together
_________________________________

in a great and glorious future.
_________________________________

(HYENAS WHOOP)
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Tarzan, what are you doing?
_________________________________

Why am I so different?
_________________________________

Because you're covered with mud.
_________________________________
No! Kerchak said I didn't belong in...
_________________________________

KALA: Close your mouth.
_________________________________

Kerchak said I don't
belong in the family.
_________________________________

Never mind what Kerchak said.
_________________________________

-Hold still.

-But, look at me!
_________________________________

I am, Tarzan.
_________________________________

And do you know what I see?
_________________________________

I see two eyes, like mine,
_________________________________

and a nose, somewhere. Ah!
_________________________________
Here.
_________________________________

Two ears.
_________________________________

-And let's see, what else?

-Two hands?
_________________________________

That's right. (LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Close your eyes.
_________________________________

Now, forget what you see.
_________________________________

What do you feel?
_________________________________

My heart.
_________________________________

Come here.
_________________________________

-Your heart.

-See?
_________________________________

They're exactly the same.
_________________________________

Kerchak just can't see that.
_________________________________

I'll make him see it.
_________________________________

I'll be the best ape ever.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Oh, I bet you will.
_________________________________

Oh, the power to be strong
_________________________________

And the wisdom to be wise
_________________________________

All these things will come to you in time
_________________________________

On this journey that you're making
_________________________________

There'll be answers that you'll seek
_________________________________

And it's you who'll climb the mountain
_________________________________

It's you who'll reach the peak
_________________________________

Son of Man, look to the sky
_________________________________

Lift your spirit, set it free
_________________________________

Someday you'll walk tall with pride
_________________________________

Son of Man, a man in time you'll be
_________________________________

Though there's no one there

To guide you
_________________________________

No one to take your hand
_________________________________

But with faith and understanding
_________________________________

You will journey from boy to man
_________________________________

Son of Man, look to the sky
_________________________________

Lift your spirit, set it free
_________________________________

Someday you'll walk tall with pride
_________________________________

Son of Man, a man in time you'll be
_________________________________

In learning you will teach
_________________________________

And in teaching you will learn
_________________________________

You'll find your place

Beside the ones you love
_________________________________

And all the things you dreamed of
_________________________________

The visions that you saw
_________________________________

Well, the time is drawing near now
_________________________________

It's yours to claim it all
_________________________________

Son of Man, look to the sky
_________________________________

Lift your spirit, set it free
_________________________________

Someday you'll walk tall with pride
_________________________________

Son of Man, a man in time you'll be
_________________________________

Son of Man
_________________________________

Son of Man's a man for all to see

_________________________________

_________________________________
(BELL TOLLING)
_________________________________
MIGUEL: Sometimes, I think I'm cursed.

_________________________________

Because of something that happened

before I was even born.

_________________________________

See, a long time ago,

there was this family.

_________________________________

The papá, he was a musician.

_________________________________

He and his family would sing and dance

and count their blessings.

_________________________________

But he also had a dream.

To play for the world.

_________________________________
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
_________________________________

And one day,

_________________________________

he left with his guitar

and never returned.

_________________________________
(RAIN PATTERING)

_________________________________
And the mamá...

_________________________________

She didn't have time to cry

over that walk-away musician.

_________________________________
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

 After banishing all music from her life

she found a way...
_________________________________

to provide for her daughter.

_________________________________

She rolled up her sleeves

and she learned to make shoes.

_________________________________
(HAMMERING)

_________________________________
She could have made candy,

_________________________________

or fireworks, or sparkly underwear...
_________________________________
for wrestlers, but no, she chose shoes.

_________________________________

Then she taught her daughter
to make shoes.

_________________________________

And later, she taught her son-in-law.

_________________________________

Then her grandkids got roped in.

_________________________________
(CHILDREN LAUGHING)

_________________________________
As her family grew, so did the business.

_________________________________

Music had torn her family apart.

_________________________________

But shoes held them all together.

_________________________________

You see, that woman was

_________________________________

my great-great-grandmother,

Mamá Imelda.

_________________________________

She died way before I was born.

_________________________________

But my family still tells her story

every year on Día de los Muertos...
_________________________________
the Day of the Dead.
_________________________________
And her little girl,

_________________________________

she's my great-grandmother,

Mamá Coco.

_________________________________

_________________________________

(WIND HOWLING)
_________________________________

(ACCELERATING BEEPS)
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-(GROANS)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Exactly why do we have
an "Open All Doors" button?
_________________________________
Seems kind of dangerous.
_________________________________
Eat your goulash.
_________________________________
(POWERING DOWN)
_________________________________
-(GRUNTING)
-(PUNCHES LANDING)
_________________________________
(DISHES SHATTERING)
_________________________________

(BLARING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHS) Come on!
_________________________________

(ALL YELLING)
_________________________________

(WITH RUSSIAN ACCENT) Let's dance.
_________________________________

(GUARDS GROANING)
_________________________________

(YELLS)
_________________________________

(ALARM BUZZING)
_________________________________

(PRISONERS SHOUTING)
_________________________________

It's time to light the lights.
_________________________________

(EXPLODING)
_________________________________

Muppet news flash.
_________________________________

Constantine, the world's
most dangerous frog,
_________________________________

has escaped from
a maximum security Gulag
_________________________________

in Siberia, Russia.
_________________________________

This move has leapfrogged Constantine
_________________________________

to the number one
most wanted criminal in the world,
_________________________________

one place ahead

of the mysterious Lemur.

_________________________________

Wow.
_________________________________

Thanks for seeing me

at my regular booth, Muppets.
_________________________________

-Big fan. Huge.

-(MUPPETS MURMURING)
_________________________________

Dominic. International tour manager.
_________________________________

"Dominic Badguy"?
_________________________________

It's pronounced "Bad-gee."

(CLEARS THROAT) It's French.
_________________________________

MUPPETS: Ah!
_________________________________

It means "good man."
_________________________________

-Oh, yes.

-Oh!
_________________________________

Listen up.
_________________________________

You're hot. You're having a moment.
_________________________________

But what is inevitable

about a moment? It ends.
_________________________________

I don't want this moment to end!
_________________________________

That's why we got to get out there now
_________________________________
and capitalize on this moment

with a capital "C," yeah?
_________________________________

I want you to conquer the world.

Do an international tour.
_________________________________

Show a global audience

what you can do.
_________________________________

-(EXCITED CHATTER)

-Yeah, that sounds great
_________________________________

but I'm just not sure...
_________________________________

Wait a second, guys, listen.

I'd love to do that, too.
_________________________________

But we've barely gotten back together.

We don't want to mess that up.
_________________________________

Okay, I am inundated with
offers of management at the moment.
_________________________________

One Direction, U2, Cirque du Soleil.

Just some of the acts I can list.
_________________________________

-(EXCLAIMING IN AWE)

-Wow, that's a good list!
_________________________________

And now,
I wanna tour manage you guys.
_________________________________

I know you're the boss, Kermit.

I wouldn't interfere with that.
_________________________________

We would share our managerial roles
_________________________________

because you've got a special
bond with these little guys.
_________________________________

-Sure.

-(CELL PHONE RINGING)
_________________________________

Uh... Oh! (SCOFFS)
_________________________________

President Clinton?
_________________________________

-(MUPPETS GASPING)

-What?
_________________________________

I'm on my way, Number Two.
_________________________________

Great, they're taking the bait.
_________________________________

-Well, he seems like a nice guy.

-ROWLF: Yeah.
_________________________________

Humble and honest.
_________________________________

I just... I think we have
to get settled first, you know?
_________________________________

Hone the show, get some new material,

and then maybe go on a world tour.
_________________________________

DOMINIC: See you in Berlin.
_________________________________

CONSTANTINE: Yes. Auf Wiedersehen,
_________________________________

Number Two.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES EVILLY)
_________________________________

So...
_________________________________

What's it gonna be, Muppets?
_________________________________

Ready to be world famous?
_________________________________

No pressure, but I am a very busy man.
_________________________________

-(CELL PHONE RINGING)

-Oh!
_________________________________

That's Rihanna. I really should take this.
_________________________________

(MUPPETS TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________

World tour! World tour!
_________________________________

Well, I mean...
_________________________________

I guess we could always hone our acts

on the road, and that would be okay.
_________________________________

Wouldn't it, Kermit?
_________________________________

ANIMAL: World tour! World tour!

Come on, froggy!
_________________________________

(INDISTINCT TALKING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

Okay, let's do it.
_________________________________

-Dominic, you're hired.

-(CHEERING)
_________________________________

Thanks, Kermit. I mean, boss.
_________________________________

You won't regret this.
_________________________________

(WOMAN ANNOUNCING

INDISTINCTLY OVER PA)
_________________________________

KERMIT: Is everybody here? Yeah?
_________________________________
Okay, guys, guys.
Gather round and listen up.
_________________________________
If we're going to go on a world tour,
_________________________________
I thought we should travel
in classic style.
_________________________________
So... I booked us a tour train!
_________________________________
(ALL CLAMORING EXCITEDLY)
_________________________________
No, guys, not that train. This train.
_________________________________
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
_________________________________
Isn't she a beauty?
_________________________________
(ALL SIGH DISAPPOINTEDLY)
_________________________________
All aboard, guys!
_________________________________
Beauregard's licensed to drive a train?
_________________________________
It's like a big car, but with no
steering wheel, so it's easier.

_________________________________

Get them up and move them out.

_________________________________

All aboard, Dominic.
_________________________________

I didn't know there was still third class.
_________________________________

Third class? How about no class?
_________________________________

(BOTH CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

Oh! Watch the heels!
_________________________________

Piggy. Why do you need

so much luggage?
_________________________________

For our honeymoon, of course!
_________________________________
-For our what?
-FOZZIE: Hey, guys!
_________________________________
The dining car has
an observation deck.
_________________________________
Oh, wait, the dining car
doesn't have a roof.
_________________________________

BEAUREGARD: Let's go, guys!
_________________________________

Oh! Oh.
_________________________________

That must be reverse.
_________________________________

Oh, well. This way looks good, too.
_________________________________

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

KERMIT: Okay, Dominic, I thought

we could start our world tour in London.
_________________________________

DOMINIC: Or how about

the world capital of comedy?
_________________________________

Berlin, Germany.
_________________________________

-(MUPPETS CHEERING)

-ANIMAL: Germany!

_________________________________

Hmm?
_________________________________

Uh...
_________________________________

Was that supposed to happen?

_________________________________

_________________________________

One night a long time...
(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

Pardon me. Wait till I fix this thing.
_________________________________
There.
_________________________________

One night a long time ago,
_________________________________

my travels took me
to a quaint little village.
_________________________________

It was a beautiful night.
_________________________________

The stars were shining like diamonds,
_________________________________

high above the roofs

of that sleepy old town.
_________________________________

Pretty as a picture.
_________________________________

As I wandered along

the crooked streets,
_________________________________

there wasn't a soul to be seen.
_________________________________

The only sign of life

was a lighted window
_________________________________

in the shop
of a wood-carver named, uh, Geppetto.

_________________________________
So, I hopped over

_________________________________
and looked in.

_________________________________
It was a shame to see a nice

cheerful fire like that going to waste.
_________________________________

So what do I do?

_________________________________
I go in!

_________________________________
I looked around.

_________________________________
Of course, being in

a strange place like that,

_________________________________
I didn't know what to expect.

_________________________________
A cricket can't be

too careful, you know.

_________________________________
Soon as I saw there was no one about,
I made myself at home.

_________________________________
As I stood there warming my...

Myself, I took a look around.

_________________________________
Well, sir, you never saw such a place.

_________________________________
The most fantastic clocks

you ever laid your eyes on,

_________________________________
and all carved out of wood.

_________________________________
And cute little music boxes,

each one a work of art.

_________________________________
And shelf after shelf of toys and...

_________________________________
And then something else

caught my eye.

_________________________________
A puppet!

_________________________________
You know, one of those marionette
things, all strings and joints.

_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Cute little fellow.
_________________________________

Ding, ding. Going up?
_________________________________

Good piece of wood, too.

_________________________________
GEPPETTO: Well, now,
_________________________________

it won't take much longer.
_________________________________
(MEOWING)
_________________________________

Just a little more paint

and he's all finished.
_________________________________

I think he'll be all right.
_________________________________

Don't you, Figaro?
_________________________________
(PURRING)
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________

Uh... (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Beg pardon.
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT)

_________________________________
GEPPETTO: See? (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
That makes a big difference.
_________________________________

Very good.
_________________________________

Very, very good.
_________________________________

Well, you can't please everybody.
_________________________________

Now I have just the name for you.
_________________________________

Pinocchio!
_________________________________

Do you like it, Figaro?
_________________________________

No? You do, don't you, Cleo?
_________________________________

Well, we'll leave it

to little woodenhead.
_________________________________

Do you like it?
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

That settles it!
_________________________________

Pinocchio it is!
_________________________________

Come on, now, we'll try you out.
_________________________________

Music, Professor!
_________________________________
(PLAYING UPBEAT TUNE)
_________________________________

Hey! Ouch, ouch! Take it easy there!
_________________________________

Oh, break it up, will you?
_________________________________

Phew! Lot of down beats in there.
_________________________________
(GEPPETTO HUMMING)

_________________________________
GEPPETTO: (SINGING)
Little woodenhead go play your part
_________________________________

Bring a little joy to every heart
_________________________________

Little do you know and yet it's true
_________________________________

That I'm mighty proud of you
_________________________________

Little wooden feet and best of all
_________________________________

Little wooden seat in case you fall
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) How graceful!
_________________________________
(SINGING) My little woodenhead

_________________________________
(TOOTING)
_________________________________
(GEPPETTO HUMMING)
_________________________________
(IMITATING TROMBONE)
_________________________________
GEPPETTO: Cleo, meet Pinocchio.
_________________________________

Say, "How do you do?"
_________________________________
(GEPPETTO CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Say hello to Figaro.
_________________________________

Oops! (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Up to mischief already.
_________________________________

You see what happens?
_________________________________
(MUSIC SLOWING)
_________________________________
(MUSIC STOPS)

_________________________________
GEPPETTO: Boo! (CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

Up we go!
_________________________________
(FIGARO PURRING)
_________________________________

You're a cute little fellow.
_________________________________
(PURRING)
_________________________________

And that smile! You know, I...
_________________________________
(MEOWING)
_________________________________

You rascal! Jealous, huh?
_________________________________

You know, Pinocchio,
_________________________________
I think Figaro is jealous of you.
_________________________________

Don't worry, Figaro. I...
_________________________________
(BELL CHIMING)
_________________________________
Uh-oh.
_________________________________
(CLOCKS CHIMING)
_________________________________
(QUACKING)
_________________________________
(BUZZING)
_________________________________
(CUCKOOING)
_________________________________
(YELPING)
_________________________________
(CUCKOOING)
_________________________________
(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
(CRYING)
_________________________________

I wonder what time it is?
_________________________________
(CHIMING)
_________________________________

It's getting late.
_________________________________

Come now. We go to bed.
_________________________________

Good night, Pinocchio.
_________________________________

-(CHIMING)
-Little funny face.
_________________________________
(YAWNS)
_________________________________

Good night, Cleo, my little water baby.
_________________________________
(GEPPETTO CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Figaro?
_________________________________

You say good night too.
_________________________________

Go on!
_________________________________

Now go to sleep, my little mermaid.
_________________________________

Good night.
_________________________________
(YAWNING)
_________________________________

This is my idea of comfort.
_________________________________

Solid comfort.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
(PURRING)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Look at him, Figaro.
_________________________________

He almost looks alive!
_________________________________

Wouldn't it be nice

if he was a real boy?
_________________________________

Oh, well.
_________________________________

Come on. We go to sleep.
_________________________________

Aw, Figaro.
_________________________________

I forgot to open the window.
_________________________________

Oh, Figaro!
Look, look, the wishing star!
_________________________________

Star light, star bright,

first star I see tonight,
_________________________________

I wish I may, I wish I might,
_________________________________

have the wish I make tonight.
_________________________________

Figaro, you know what I wished?
_________________________________

I wish that my little Pinocchio
_________________________________

might be a real boy.
_________________________________

Wouldn't that be nice? Just think.
_________________________________

A real boy.
_________________________________

A very lovely thought,

but not at all practical.
_________________________________

A real
_________________________________

boy.
_________________________________
(SNORING)
_________________________________
(CLOCKS TICKING)
_________________________________
(CLINKING)
_________________________________
(GEPPETTO SNORING)
_________________________________
(GURGLING)
_________________________________

Quiet!
_________________________________
(TICKING STOPS)
_________________________________

After all, enough's enough.
_________________________________

_________________________________
DONALD: "Felicitaciones,
uh, al Pato Donald..."
_________________________________

Oh! "Felicitations to Donald Duck

on his birthday,
_________________________________
"Friday the 13th,

from his friends in Latin America."
_________________________________

Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!

What a pleasant surprise!
_________________________________

Whoops!
_________________________________

Ah, now, isn't that wonderful?

Which one should I open first?
_________________________________

My mama told me to take...
_________________________________

this one!
_________________________________

I wonder what's in it.
_________________________________
(QUACKS)
_________________________________

Oh, boy! Home movies!
Just what I wanted.

_________________________________

Well, well, well.
_________________________________

Well, doggone! A little penguin.
_________________________________

Oh! What a cute little fellow.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Well, what is this? How do you open
this thing, anyway, huh?
_________________________________
(SCREAMS, MUMBLES)
_________________________________

On with the show!
_________________________________
(MUMBLES)
_________________________________

The show must go on!
_________________________________
(MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
-NARRATOR: Aves Raras.
-Aves Raras?
_________________________________
NARRATOR: Sí, señor.
That means strange birds.
_________________________________

Oh, sure, sure. I know, birds!

_________________________________
(TWEETS)
_________________________________
NARRATOR: Yes, amigo.
Your feathered cousins.
_________________________________

You know, Donald,
you have more relatives here
_________________________________
than coffee beans in Brazil.
_________________________________

For instance, take the one

who lives way, way down...
_________________________________
Aha!
_________________________________

But suppose we let my friend,

Professor Holloway, tell us about it.
_________________________________

From the beginning to...

_________________________________
HOLLOWAY: El fin, the end.
NARRATOR: ...yes, thank you.
_________________________________

Professor?

_________________________________
HOLLOWAY: This story takes us
way down to the south pole.
_________________________________

Rather than stand on your heads,

let's turn the theater over.
_________________________________

There, that's better.
_________________________________

Two things you will find most
of down here are ice...
_________________________________
and penguins.
_________________________________

It's amazing that anybody

would want to live here,
_________________________________

but most penguins
wouldn't live anywhere else.
_________________________________

You couldn't find better weather

for fishing...
_________________________________

skiing, tobogganing, or swimming.
_________________________________

And there is nothing
the average penguin likes better
_________________________________

than a day at the beach.
_________________________________

Uh, but come on, let's meet Pablo.

He lives down at the end of main street.
_________________________________

Let's go in and see what's cooking.
_________________________________

Pablo could never remember

having been warm enough.
_________________________________

And so his closest companion

was Smokey Joe, his little stove.
_________________________________

Between chills,

Pablo had one burning desire,
_________________________________

to spend the rest of his life

on some tropical shore.
_________________________________

So, we see him bravely set forth

for the isle of his dreams.
_________________________________

The other penguins turned out

to give him a big send-off.
_________________________________

But when he gets just so far away
from his stove...
_________________________________

see what happens?
_________________________________

Too bad.

Perhaps he'll give up this wild idea.
_________________________________

But no, he's off to another start.
_________________________________

This time he's bringing a friend.
_________________________________
Uh-oh! Uh-oh, uh-oh!
_________________________________
Uh-oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
_________________________________

Anyway, it was a hot idea.
_________________________________

Well, maybe he'll be content

to stay at home this time.
_________________________________

But no! There he goes!
_________________________________

Hot-footing it to the land of the sun.
_________________________________

By now, the farewell committee

has been reduced to two.
_________________________________

Discouraging, isn't it?
_________________________________

Suddenly, Pablo got one of those ideas

that change a person's whole life.
_________________________________
A boat!
_________________________________

But where would he get a boat?
_________________________________

Just watch!
_________________________________

"Where there's a will, there's a way,"
they say.
_________________________________

And now, the official launching.
_________________________________

Day after day, the south wind
carried him north.
_________________________________

One day, a blanket of fog rolled in.
_________________________________

And it was so thick...
_________________________________
(FOGHORN BLARING)

_________________________________
HOLLOWAY: Must be near Cape Horn.
_________________________________

As the fog lifted...
_________________________________

he found himself headed straight

through the straits of Magellan,
_________________________________

and northward,
along Chile's rocky coast.
_________________________________

One day, a storm cloud came up.
_________________________________

Just a little bitty old storm cloud,
though.
_________________________________

And just tried awful hard

to have its first storm.
_________________________________

Didn't amount to much, though.
_________________________________

One day on lookout,

Pablo had a bit of a shock.
_________________________________

A waterspout off the port bow!
_________________________________

But it proved
to be the Juan Fernandez islands
_________________________________

where Robinson Crusoe once lived.
_________________________________
(SCOFFS) And still does, apparently.

_________________________________
(BELL CHIMING)
_________________________________
HOLLOWAY: Four bells and all's well.
_________________________________

According to Pablo's chart,

he should be nearing Vina Del Mar.
_________________________________

And strangely enough,

that's just where he is.
_________________________________

He sailed past Lima, capital of Peru.
_________________________________

Hugging the coastline with a tenacity
of purpose seldom found in a penguin.
_________________________________

One day, his telescope picked out a city

high up on top of a mountain.
_________________________________

The map said it was Quito.
_________________________________

And it was right smack on the equator.

_________________________________

It wasn't as easy to cross,
_________________________________

but with a little help from Neptune,

he made it.
_________________________________

So, making a left turn,
he followed the equator,

_________________________________

headed for the Galapagos islands.
_________________________________

Ah, that good old sun!
_________________________________

Pablo felt that he would
never get enough of it.
_________________________________

Oh, he hadn't counted on this.
_________________________________

Things looked pretty bad.
_________________________________

Help! Man the pumps,
she's sprung a leak!

_________________________________

Pipe all hands on deck!

Do things, get going!
_________________________________

Take to the lifeboats! Abandon ship!
_________________________________

Unruffle the mizzenmast

and man the poops, and...
_________________________________

don't just stand there, get going!

Swab the decks and... Heavens!
_________________________________
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

Look! What's that?

Just what he's been looking for.
_________________________________

Pablo has finally reached

the isle of his dreams.
_________________________________

And so, as the warm,
tropical sun sinks slowly in the west,
_________________________________

we leave little Pablo, a bird in paradise.

_________________________________

A picture of health

in his new coat of tan.
_________________________________

He should be the happiest penguin
in the world.
_________________________________

Only... sometimes he gets to thinking...

_________________________________
NARRATOR: (LAUGHS) Never satisfied!
_________________________________

Well, that's human nature for you,

even if you're a penguin.
_________________________________

You're absolutely right!

_________________________________
NARRATOR: And now, Donald,
let's hop over the Andes.
_________________________________

From these snow-capped peaks

to the depths of the amazon jungle,
_________________________________

one finds many more strange
and exotic birds.
_________________________________

Like the Anambepreto

of Colombia and Venezuela.
_________________________________

He carries his own bagpipes

hidden under his beard.
_________________________________

Then there's his cousin, the Arapapa.
_________________________________

Pride of Paraguay,

whose perfect appearance
_________________________________

permits his pompous pride

in his pompadour.
_________________________________

And La Tijereta, the scissors bird.
_________________________________

The Colombian cutter.
_________________________________

Then there's the Arapacu de Pico Curvo.
_________________________________

He's always sticking his nose
into things.
_________________________________

Did you ever see such a freak beak?
_________________________________
-(DONALD LAUGHS)
-NARRATOR: Huh?
_________________________________

Speaking of beaks, what a time

two toucans have making love.
_________________________________

When they're beak to beak,

they can't get cheek to cheek.
_________________________________

Because when one toucan
turns his head,

_________________________________

only one toucan can.

_________________________________
(WATER SPLASHES)
_________________________________
-Uh-oh. Who's that?
-NARRATOR: Oh, a thousand pardons.
_________________________________

Señor Donald,
I would like to have you meet
_________________________________

one of the most eccentric birds

you have ever seen.
_________________________________

His name is the Aracuan.

You'll find him most everywhere.

_________________________________
Yeah, glad to know you.

Heh, pleased to meet ya!

_________________________________
NARRATOR:
Now he's called the Aracuan
_________________________________

because of the peculiar song he sings.
_________________________________

Which sounds something like this.

_________________________________
Ahhh!
_________________________________
(SINGS) Ba-da, bup, bup
Bup, bup, ba-dia
_________________________________
Ba-da, bup
Toot-toot-toot
_________________________________
Ba-da, bup, bup
Bup, bup, bup
_________________________________
Ba-da, bup, bup
Bup, bup, ba-dia
_________________________________
Ba-da, bup
Toot-toot-toot
_________________________________
Ba-da, bup, bup
Bup, bup, bup
_________________________________
NARRATOR: By the way, amigo,
_________________________________
did you know some birds
are skilled craftsmen?

_________________________________
Uh-uh. Is that so?

_________________________________
NARRATOR: Yes, quite a builder
is the little Marrequito.
_________________________________

His nest may look haphazard in design,

ah, but every single stick and straw...
_________________________________

is scientifically placed to withstand

the stress and strain of...
_________________________________
(CRASH)
_________________________________

Well, almost anything.
_________________________________

Literally dotted are the shores

of many tropical marshes,
_________________________________

with the brilliant plumage
of the flamingo.

_________________________________
Ha, ha, ha.
_________________________________
NARRATOR: (LAUGHS) And now,
Donald, how would you like to hear
_________________________________
a story about another bird so amazing

you won't believe it?
_________________________________

Oh, sure! You bet!

_________________________________
NARRATOR: It's a tale told
by an old gaucho from Uruguay.
_________________________________

Listen...

_________________________________
GAUCHO: It was early one morning
in springtime,
_________________________________

just as day was beginning to break.
_________________________________

As the sun came up over the...

Oh, but I am forgetting my story.
_________________________________

It was silent out there on the pampas.

Only one little bird was awake.
_________________________________

From his nest, came the little Hornero
to see if the...
_________________________________

Oh, say, do you know why

this bird's called the Hornero?
_________________________________

-No?

-Uh-uh. Why?

_________________________________
GAUCHO: You see,
his nest is just like the horno.
_________________________________

That's the oven
where we bake bread and our...
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) You know who that is?
_________________________________

That's me when I was a little gauchito!

Many, many years ago, of course.
_________________________________

And why was I up so early? Because
I was going out hunting all alone.
_________________________________

First, I put on my bombachas

and tied on my chiripá.
_________________________________

Then I slipped into my new Botas.
_________________________________

And I put my Boleadoras

where I could reach them in a hurry.
_________________________________

Gauchito!
Not forgetting my hunting knife.
_________________________________

And now I was ready to go. Ah!
_________________________________

Now the best place

to hunt the wild ostrich
_________________________________

is out on the wide-open plains.
_________________________________

On the broad flat land of the...
_________________________________

Flat land? Say, what am I doing here?
_________________________________

Oh, now I remember!
_________________________________

This day I was hunting for condor birds

high up in the mountains.
_________________________________

While looking for the condors,

I climbed to the top of a rock.
_________________________________

No, come to think of it, it was a tree.
_________________________________

Let's see, maybe it was a rock after all.
_________________________________

Although, I could swear it was a tree.
_________________________________

Oh, what's the difference?
Let it go, let it go.

_________________________________

My sharp eyes soon discovered

the nest of a...
_________________________________

Psst, Gauchito!

The nest. El Nido, El Nido.
_________________________________

I could tell from the wings he was...
_________________________________

He was at least five meters
from tip to tip.

_________________________________

The biggest condor bird

in all of... caramba!
_________________________________

What's this? I couldn't believe my eyes!

_________________________________

No, it couldn't be! But there it was!
_________________________________

I was looking face-to-face

with a flying donkey!
_________________________________

The donkey bird didn't seem bashful.
_________________________________

He flew right up close to...

Quick, Gauchito, now! Get him, quick!
_________________________________

Ah, got him!
_________________________________

Now, now. Easy, easy. Tch, tch, tch.
_________________________________
Oh, oh, oh, ohh!
_________________________________

This donkey should be worth a fortune.

I couldn't let him get away.
_________________________________

So, I made up my mind I'd catch him
if it took me the rest of...
_________________________________

Now I had him! Hold him, Gauchito!

Ride him, cowboy!
_________________________________

He acted just like he was loco.

But I was an expert, of course.
_________________________________

He thought he could throw
this Gauchito,
_________________________________

but he soon found out
who was the boss.

_________________________________

Psst, Gauchito? Who is the boss?
_________________________________

I decided to train him for racing

far out where nobody could see,
_________________________________

'cause I planned to win thousands
of pesos for this little Burrito and me.
_________________________________

I made brilliant plans for the future.
_________________________________

We'd live like a couple of kings,

and I'd be the world's richest Gaucho.
_________________________________

With my hands full
of big diamond rings.
_________________________________
(WHISTLES)
_________________________________

Ah, macanudo! Okay.
_________________________________

This Burrito was tame as a kitten.

He was learning new tricks every day.
_________________________________

You should see how he begged

for my mate.
_________________________________

He liked it much better than hay.
_________________________________
(CHIRPS)
_________________________________
Hee-haw, hee-haw!
_________________________________

Then we soon fell asleep
by the campfire.
_________________________________
We both were as tired as could be.
_________________________________

And tomorrow was very important

for little Burrito and me.
_________________________________

For this was the day of fiesta.
_________________________________

The gauchos were happy and gay.

They danced the Zamba and Gato,
_________________________________

and gambled their pesos away.
_________________________________

While the crowd sang and danced
in the plaza,
_________________________________

I just stood in the shade of a tree,
_________________________________

and watched them toss coins
at the Sapo,

_________________________________

but this game meant nothing to me.
_________________________________

Some others were rolling the Bochas

and betting on games of this kind.
_________________________________

I didn't join in these pastimes.

I had something bigger in mind.
_________________________________

A Caballo!

_________________________________
GAUCHO: The race was about to begin,
and the grand prize was 1,000 pesos.
_________________________________
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
_________________________________

The gauchos were howling with laughter

when they saw us come out on the track.
_________________________________

I whispered,
"Remember the wings, Burrito."

_________________________________

Oh, oh, oh, ohh! Not yet, not yet!
_________________________________

The gauchos and horses
were all on their toes.

_________________________________
Listos! Larguen!

_________________________________
GAUCHO: We were off
with the speed of a bullet!
_________________________________

We flew down the track like the wind.

Every gaucho was, uh, uh...
_________________________________

In the meanwhile, Burrito and I were,

uh, jockeying for position.
_________________________________

Psst, Gauchito!
They went that way. That way!

_________________________________
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
_________________________________

No wonder they laughed.

I didn't even look like a jockey.
_________________________________

Hey, Gauchito! Come on,
look like a jockey.

_________________________________

Pepito, the pride of Mendoza

was setting a furious pace,
_________________________________

and Fuego, Gordito and Pingo,

you never have seen such a race.
_________________________________

Now it's Pepito and Fuego,

it's Fuego and Pepito,
_________________________________

and here comes Gordito on the rail!

Do your stuff, kid.
_________________________________

No? Well, don't wait too long or...

Look out!
_________________________________

Uh-huh, what did I tell you?
_________________________________

Come on, Gauchito!
The wings, the wings!

_________________________________

Quickly, I untied the rope.

Come on, come on.
_________________________________

Quickly, I untied the rope.
_________________________________

Huh? The knife, the knife!

Cortalo, cortalo!
_________________________________

And now we go.
_________________________________

You should see little Burrito tearing
up the track so fast, you couldn't see us!
_________________________________

And now, down the home stretch
comes Fuego.
_________________________________
Now Pepito's ahead on the rail.

Here comes Pingo, Gordito and Gato,
_________________________________

and Dorado is right on his tail!
_________________________________

But where is Burrito?
_________________________________

Here comes Burrito!
_________________________________

We passed them

like they were standing still.

_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: And now coming down
across the line of finish, it's...
_________________________________
Burrito, the winner!

_________________________________
GAUCHO: Well, amigos, it was all over,
but the shouting.
_________________________________

-I thought. Oh-uh.
-(CROWD CHEERING)

_________________________________
GAUCHO: Caramba! The jig was up.
_________________________________
(CHIRPS)
_________________________________
Hee-haw, hee-haw!
_________________________________
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
_________________________________
GAUCHO: What became

of the flying donkey, you ask?
_________________________________

Neither him nor me was ever
seen again as long as we lived.

_________________________________

Adiós, amigo.

_________________________________
DONALD: Adiós, so long. Goodbye!
_________________________________

What's going on here?

_________________________________

_________________________________

Now what's up?
_________________________________

Hey, what's going on here?
_________________________________

As I live and breathe, a fairy!
_________________________________

Mmm-mmm!
_________________________________

Good Geppetto,
_________________________________
you have given

so much happiness to others.
_________________________________

You deserve to have

your wish come true.
_________________________________

Little puppet made of pine, wake.
_________________________________

The gift of life is thine.
_________________________________

Phew! What they can't do these days.
_________________________________

I can move!
_________________________________

I can talk!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

I can walk!
_________________________________

-Yes, Pinocchio, I've given you life.

-Why?
_________________________________

Because tonight Geppetto wished
for a real boy.
_________________________________

Am I a real boy?

_________________________________
FAIRY: No, Pinocchio.
_________________________________

To make Geppetto's wish come true
will be entirely up to you.
_________________________________

Up to me?
_________________________________

Prove yourself brave,

truthful and unselfish,
_________________________________

and someday you will be a real boy.
_________________________________

A real boy!
_________________________________

That won't be easy.
_________________________________

You must learn to choose

between right and wrong.
_________________________________

Right and wrong? But how will I know?

_________________________________
-How'll he know?
-FAIRY: Your conscience will tell you.
_________________________________
-PINOCCHIO: What are conscience?
-What are conscience! I'll tell you!
_________________________________

A conscience is that still, small voice
that people won't listen to.
_________________________________

That's just the trouble
with the world today.
_________________________________

-Are you my conscience?

-Who, me?
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Would you like to be

Pinocchio's conscience?
_________________________________

Well,
_________________________________
I, I...
_________________________________

Uh-huh.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Very well.
What is your name?
_________________________________

Oh! Cricket's the name. Jiminy Cricket.
_________________________________

Kneel, Mr. Cricket.
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

No tricks now.
_________________________________

I dub you Pinocchio's conscience.
_________________________________

Lord high keeper
of the knowledge of right and wrong,
_________________________________

counselor in moments of temptation,
_________________________________

and guide along
the straight and narrow path.
_________________________________

Arise, Sir Jiminy Cricket.
_________________________________

Well! (CHUCKLES) My, my!
_________________________________

Mmm!
_________________________________
Say, that's pretty swell.
_________________________________

Gee, thanks!
_________________________________

But, uh, don't I get

a badge or something?
_________________________________

Well, we'll see.

_________________________________
-You mean, maybe I will?
-FAIRY: I shouldn't wonder.
_________________________________

-Make it a gold one?

-Maybe.
_________________________________

Now remember,
Pinocchio, be a good boy.
_________________________________

And always let your conscience

be your guide.
_________________________________

Goodbye, milady.
_________________________________

Goodbye.
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________

Not bad, says I.
_________________________________

Oh, yeah! (CHUCKLES)

Almost forgot about you.
_________________________________

Well, Pinoke...
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

Maybe you and I had better have

a little heart-to-heart talk.
_________________________________

Why?
_________________________________

Well, you want to be

a real boy, don't you?
_________________________________

-Uh-huh.

-All right, sit down, son.
_________________________________

Now, you see,
the world is full of temptations.
_________________________________

Temptations?
_________________________________

Yep! Temptations.
_________________________________

They're the wrong things

that seem right at the time,
_________________________________

but, uh, even though the right things
may seem wrong sometimes,
_________________________________

sometimes the wrong things
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
may be right at the wrong time,

or, uh, vice versa.
_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT) Understand?
_________________________________

Uh-uh.
_________________________________

But I'm gonna do right.
_________________________________

Attaboy, Pinoke,

and I'm gonna help you.
_________________________________

And anytime you need me,

you know, just whistle.
_________________________________

Like this. (WHISTLES)
_________________________________

Like this? (BLOWS AIR)
_________________________________

No, no. Try it again, Pinoke.
_________________________________

Like this?
_________________________________
(BLOWS AIR)
_________________________________

No, son.
_________________________________
Now listen!
_________________________________
(WHISTLING)
_________________________________
(BLOWS AIR)
_________________________________
(WHISTLES)
_________________________________

That's it! Come on, now. Let's sing it!
_________________________________
(SINGING) When you get in trouble
and you don't know right from wrong
_________________________________

Give a little whistle (WHISTLES)
_________________________________
-Give a little whistle
-(WHISTLE ECHOING)
_________________________________

When you meet temptation

and the urge is very strong
_________________________________
-Give a little whistle
-(BLOWS AIR)
_________________________________

Give a little whistle
_________________________________

Not just a little squeak
_________________________________

Pucker up and blow
_________________________________
(TOOTING)
_________________________________

And if your whistle's weak, yell

_________________________________
Jiminy Cricket?
_________________________________

Take the straight and narrow path
_________________________________

And if you start to slide
_________________________________
-Give a little whistle
-(STRUMS)
_________________________________
-Give a little whistle
-(STRUMS)
_________________________________

And always let your conscience
be your guide
_________________________________
(IMITATING TROMBONE)
_________________________________
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
_________________________________
(SAW WHISTLING)
_________________________________
(TAPS)
_________________________________
(BELLS RINGING)
_________________________________

Take the straight and narrow path
_________________________________
And if you start to slide
_________________________________

Give a little whistle

Yoo-hoo
_________________________________

Give a little whistle

_________________________________
Woo-hoo

_________________________________
And always let your conscience
be your guide
_________________________________

And always let your conscience
be your guide

_________________________________
(CRASHING)
_________________________________

-Who is there?

-It's me.
_________________________________

Oh. It's me.
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________

Shh. Figaro!
_________________________________

There's somebody in here.
_________________________________
(MEOWS)
_________________________________

Shh!
_________________________________

Careful now, Figaro.
_________________________________

He might spring out on us
at any time.
_________________________________

He's in here somewhere.
_________________________________

Here I am!
_________________________________
(FIGARO SCREECHES)
_________________________________
(CLOCKS CHIMING)
_________________________________
(MEOWS)
_________________________________
GEPPETTO: Oh!
_________________________________
Pinocchio!
_________________________________

How did you get down here?
_________________________________

-I fell down.

-Oh, you did.

_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
You are talking.
_________________________________

-Uh-huh.

-No, no, no, no!
_________________________________

-Yes! And I can move too!

-No, no, no, you can't!
_________________________________

I'm dreaming in my sleep!
_________________________________

Oh, wake me up! Wake me up!
_________________________________
(GEPPETTO SHUDDERING)
_________________________________

Now we see who's dreaming.
_________________________________

Go on, say something.
_________________________________

Gee, you're funny.
_________________________________

-Do it again!

-You do talk!
_________________________________

Yes! The Blue Fairy came.
_________________________________

-The Blue Fairy?

-Uh-huh. And I got a conscience.
_________________________________

-A conscience!

-And someday I'm gonna be a real boy.
_________________________________

A real boy!
It's my wish, it's come true!
_________________________________

Figaro, look!
_________________________________

He's alive, he can talk!

Say hello to Figaro.
_________________________________

Hello to Figaro.

_________________________________
GEPPETTO: Oh, Cleo! I almost forgot.
_________________________________

Look, it's Pinocchio!
_________________________________

She's my little water baby.

Isn't she cute?
_________________________________

Yeah, cute!
_________________________________
(GEPPETTO LAUGHING)
_________________________________

This calls for a celebration!
_________________________________

Music!
_________________________________
(PLAYING UPBEAT TUNE)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
You start one, Pinocchio.
_________________________________
(SINGING) Tra-la-la-la-la-la
la-la-la-la
_________________________________
Tra-la-la-la-la-la
la-la-la-la
_________________________________
(TOOTING)
_________________________________
(CHIRPING)
_________________________________

Oh, boy. A party!
_________________________________

Mind if I cut in?
_________________________________

How about sitting out

the next one, babe, huh?
_________________________________

Whoops! Hey! Whoa!
Let me out! Let me out!
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________

Come, Cleo, join the party! Dance!
_________________________________
(GEPPETTO HUMMING)
_________________________________

Ooh, nice!
_________________________________
(SINGING) Tra-la-la-la-la-la
la-la-la-la
_________________________________
Tra-la-la
_________________________________

Gathering toys

_________________________________
Tra-la-la
_________________________________
For my little boy

_________________________________
Tra-la-la, la-la-la
_________________________________
Look, pretty!
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

Help!
_________________________________

-Oh, where's the bucket? Help! Water!
-(SCREECHES)
_________________________________
-Water!

-Here it is! I got it!
_________________________________

Here's water. Here's some water.
_________________________________

Help! Where's water?
_________________________________

That was close.
_________________________________

Maybe we'd better go to bed

before something else happens.
_________________________________
(COUGHING)
_________________________________
(YAWNS)
_________________________________

Little man, you've had a busy night.
_________________________________

Now, close your eyes and go to sleep.
_________________________________

Why?

_________________________________
GEPPETTO:
Oh, everybody has to sleep.
_________________________________

Figaro goes to sleep, and Cleo.
_________________________________

And besides, tomorrow

you've got to go to school.
_________________________________

Why?

_________________________________
GEPPETTO: Oh, to learn things
_________________________________
and get smart.

_________________________________
PINOCCHIO: Why?
_________________________________
GEPPETTO: Ah. Because.
_________________________________
PINOCCHIO: Oh.
_________________________________

_________________________________
-Your Majesty.
-Oh! (GRUNTS)
_________________________________

They're ready.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Excuse me.
_________________________________

I'm coming.
_________________________________
-(ANGELIC VOICE VOCALIZING)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________

-Do you hear that?
-(VOCALIZING STOPS)
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________

Never mind.
_________________________________
(WIND WHISTLING)

_________________________________
(SHUDDERS)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Enjoying
your new permafrost, Olaf?
_________________________________

I'm just living the dream,
Anna. (SIGHS)
_________________________________

How I wish
_________________________________
-this could last forever.

-Mmm.
_________________________________

And yet, change mocks us
with her beauty.
_________________________________

What's that?
_________________________________

Forgive me.
Maturity is making me poetic.
_________________________________
(FLAPS LIPS)

_________________________________

Tell me, you're older
and thus all-knowing...
_________________________________

do you ever worry
about the notion that...
_________________________________

nothing is permanent?
_________________________________

Uh... No.
_________________________________

Really?
_________________________________
Wow, I can't wait until
I'm ancient like you...
_________________________________
so I don't have to worry
about important things.
_________________________________

That's not what I mean.
_________________________________

I don't worry because...
_________________________________
well, I have you and Elsa
and Kristoff and Sven...
_________________________________

and the gates are open wide...
_________________________________

and I'm not alone anymore.
_________________________________

(MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
(SINGING) Yes, the wind blows
a little bit colder
_________________________________
And we're all getting older
_________________________________
And the clouds are moving on
With every autumn breeze
_________________________________
Peter Pumpkin just became fertilizer
_________________________________
And my leaf's a little sadder and wiser
_________________________________
That's why I rely on certain certainties
_________________________________
Yes, some things never change
_________________________________
Like the feel of your hand in mine
_________________________________
Some things stay the same
_________________________________
Like how we get along just fine
_________________________________
Like an old stone wall that'll never fall
_________________________________
Some things are always true!
_________________________________
(OLAF LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Some things never change
_________________________________
Like how I'm holding on tight to you
_________________________________
(OLAF LAUGHING)
_________________________________
The leaves are already falling
_________________________________
Sven, it feels like the future is calling
_________________________________
Are you telling me tonight
_________________________________
You're gonna get down on one knee?
_________________________________
Yeah, but I'm really bad
at planning these things out
_________________________________
Like candlelight and pulling of rings out
_________________________________
Maybe you should leave
all the romantic stuff to me!
_________________________________
Yeah, some things never change
_________________________________
Like the love that I feel for her
_________________________________
Some things stay the same
_________________________________
Like how reindeers are easier
_________________________________
But if I commit and I go for it
_________________________________
I'll know what to say and do!
_________________________________
Right?
_________________________________
Some things never change
_________________________________
Sven, the pressure is all on you
_________________________________
(ANNA AND OLAF LAUGHING)
_________________________________
The winds are restless
_________________________________
Could that be why I'm hearing this call?
_________________________________
Is something coming?
_________________________________
I'm not sure
I want things to change at all
_________________________________
These days are precious
_________________________________
Can't let them slip away
_________________________________
I can't freeze this moment
_________________________________
But I can still go out and seize this day!
_________________________________
Oh! (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(ALL VOCALIZING)
_________________________________
The wind blows a little bit colder
_________________________________
And you all look a little bit older
_________________________________
It's time to count our blessings
_________________________________
Beneath an autumn sky
_________________________________
We'll always live in a kingdom of plenty
_________________________________
That stands for the good of the many!
_________________________________
And I promise you the flag of
Arendelle will always fly!
_________________________________
Our flag will always fly!
_________________________________
Our flag will always fly
Our flag will always fly
_________________________________
Some things never change
_________________________________
Turn around and the time has flown
_________________________________
Some things stay the same
_________________________________
Though the future remains unknown
_________________________________
May our good luck last
May our past be past
_________________________________
Time's moving fast, it's true
_________________________________
Some things never change
_________________________________
And I'm holding on tight to you
_________________________________
Holding on tight to you
_________________________________
-Holding on tight to you
-Holding on tight to you
_________________________________
I'm holding on tight to you
_________________________________

_________________________________

Hola, Mamá Coco.

_________________________________

How are you, Julio?

_________________________________

Actually, my name is Miguel.

_________________________________

Mamá Coco has trouble

remembering things.

_________________________________

But it's good to talk to her anyway.

_________________________________

So, I tell her pretty much everything.

_________________________________
I used to run like this.

_________________________________

But now I run like this

which is way faster.

_________________________________

And the winner is Luchadora Coco!
_________________________________

I have a dimple on this side,

but not on this side.

_________________________________

Dimple, no dimple.

Dimple, no dimple.

_________________________________

Miguel, eat your food.

_________________________________
MIGUEL: My abuelita,

she's Mamá Coco's daughter.

_________________________________

Oh, you're a twig, mijo.

Have some more.

_________________________________

No, gracias.

_________________________________

I asked if you would like more tamales!

_________________________________

Si?

_________________________________

That's what I thought you said!

_________________________________
MIGUEL: Abuelita runs our house

_________________________________

just like Mamá Imelda did.

_________________________________
(BLOWING RHYTHMICALLY)

_________________________________
-No music!
-(GASPS)

_________________________________
(MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)
_________________________________

 No music!

_________________________________

♪ Y aunque la vida ♪

_________________________________

-No music!
-(MEN SCREAMING)

_________________________________
MIGUEL: I think we're 

the only family in México

_________________________________

who hates music.

_________________________________

And my family's fine with that. But me...

_________________________________

-Be back by lunch, mijo.

-Love you, Mamá.

_________________________________

I am not like the rest of my family!

_________________________________

-Hola, Miguel.

-Hola!

_________________________________
(PLAYING MARIACHI MUSIC)
_________________________________

-Muchas gracias.

-De nada, Miguel.

_________________________________
-(BARKS)

-Hey! Dante!

_________________________________

Sit. Down. Roll over. Shake.

_________________________________

Fist bump!

_________________________________

Good boy, Dante!

_________________________________

I know I'm not supposed to love music.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) But it's not my fault.

_________________________________

It's his!

_________________________________

Ernesto de la Cruz.

_________________________________

The greatest musician of all time.

_________________________________

TOUR GUIDE: Right here

in this very plaza,

_________________________________

Ernesto de la Cruz took his first steps...
_________________________________

toward becoming the most beloved
singer in Mexican history.

_________________________________
MIGUEL: He started out a total nobody

from Santa Cecilia, like me.

_________________________________

 But when he played music,

he made people fall in love with him.

_________________________________

-(HORSE NEIGHING)
-He starred in movies.

_________________________________

He had the coolest guitar!

He could fly!

_________________________________

And he wrote the best songs.

_________________________________

But my all-time favorite, it's...

_________________________________ 
♪ Remember me

_________________________________

♪ Remember me

_________________________________

♪ Though I have to say goodbye

_________________________________

♪ Remember me

♪ Remember me
_________________________________
♪ Don't let it make you cry
_________________________________
♪ For even if I'm far away
_________________________________
♪ I hold you in my heart
I sing a secret song to you
_________________________________
♪ Each night we are apart
Remember me
_________________________________
♪ Though I have to travel far
_________________________________
♪ Remember me
♪ Remember me
_________________________________
♪ Each time you hear a sad guitar
_________________________________
♪ Know that I'm with you
the only way that I can be
_________________________________
♪ Until you're in my arms again ♪
_________________________________
MIGUEL: He lived the kind of

life you dream about.

_________________________________
Until 1942.

_________________________________
(CLANGS)

_________________________________
When he was crushed by a giant bell.

_________________________________

I want to be just like him.

_________________________________

Sometimes, I look at de la Cruz

_________________________________

and I get this feeling.

Like we're connected.
_________________________________

Like if he could play music,

maybe someday, I could too.

_________________________________

_________________________________

KERMIT: Oh, you guys are

gonna love this place.

_________________________________
-Hmm?

-Uh...
_________________________________

Okay, here we are, guys.
_________________________________

The Hole in the Wall Club!
_________________________________

"Die Muppets"?
_________________________________

Looks like they put the reviews up early.
_________________________________

Yeah, or is that the suggestion box?
_________________________________

(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________

PIGGY: "Hole in the Wall Club"?
_________________________________

More like "Hole in the Ground Club."
_________________________________

Okay, everybody.
_________________________________

So, we'll start at the bottom

and work our way up.
_________________________________

I've booked us
into cabaret bars and coffee houses

_________________________________

all across the industrial cities

of Northern Germany.
_________________________________

Dusseldorf, Hamburg,

Mudburg, Vomitdorf.
_________________________________

Poopenburgen?
_________________________________

Fozzie, we have a solid week

booked in Poopenburgen.
_________________________________
Kermit, we are professional performers.
_________________________________
Actors, musicians, and...
_________________________________
Others.
_________________________________
Gee, guys, nobody ever
said this would be easy.
_________________________________
We have to start small.
_________________________________
Then go huge?
_________________________________
Well, then go slightly less small.
_________________________________
And then a touch less small
until we're small-to-medium-small.
_________________________________

(ALL MOANING)
_________________________________

DOMINIC: This looks great.
_________________________________

And I think we should
commend Kermit on his efforts.
_________________________________

KERMIT: Thank you, Dominic. Thanks.
_________________________________

-Or, if I might be so bold...

-Uh-huh?
_________________________________

...maybe we could consider
another venue.
_________________________________

Another venue?
_________________________________

To be precise, this other venue.
_________________________________

-MUPPETS: Whoa!

-Look at that theater!
_________________________________

What? No, no.
_________________________________

We don't have the money

to rent the Berlin National Theater!
_________________________________

We'll make our money back

when we sell it out.
_________________________________

Kermie, I've always dreamed
of playing the Berlin National Theater.
_________________________________

"Ich bin ein Berliner."
_________________________________

More like, "Ein frankfurter"!
_________________________________

-(MUPPETS CHUCKLING)

-Watch it, buster.
_________________________________

Guys, I'm not sure
we can do this, you know?
_________________________________

DOMINIC: Okay,

let's put this to the vote.
_________________________________

All those in favor
of believing in ourselves,
_________________________________

raise your hands.
_________________________________

-(INDISTINCTLY TALKING)

-That's not what I'm saying.
_________________________________

And all those in favor of just giving up.
_________________________________

(SIGHING)
_________________________________

I can't believe I'm voting for giving up.
_________________________________

Good. Well, I'm glad
we made this decision.
_________________________________

Oh, wonderful!
_________________________________

So cool!
_________________________________

WALTER: Isn't that exciting.

I can't believe it.

_________________________________

All right, gather round, troops.

Everybody?
_________________________________

-(ALL TALKING INDISTINCTLY)

-Okay, guys.
_________________________________

Since we're playing such a big theater,

let's stick with what we know.
_________________________________

We'll open with a cabaret number...
_________________________________

Kermit, when do I do

the indoor running of the bulls?
_________________________________

(BULL BELLOWING)
_________________________________

(ALL EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

Mr. Kermit, sir?
_________________________________

I would very much like to demonstrate

my magnetic bomb-attractor vest.
_________________________________

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
_________________________________

Bunsen, why would you even

invent one of those?
_________________________________
Why did I invent
the automatic drowning helmet?
_________________________________
The extra sharp chair?
_________________________________
Or the unexpectedly
exploding cupcake?
_________________________________
-(SCREAMS)
-(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
Because it's there, Kermit.
Because it's there.

_________________________________

Hey, what about Muppet Ladder?
_________________________________

Muppet Ladder?
That's never, ever worked, Gonzo.
_________________________________

Last time we all tried that

was 20 years ago
_________________________________

and you ended up

in a cast for six months.
_________________________________

Yeah, good times.
_________________________________

Kermit, what if I do
four or five Celine Dion songs?
_________________________________

You know Celine Dion,

she works in Vegas.
_________________________________

No, Piggy, there's no time for that.
_________________________________

What about the band's

marathon jam session?
_________________________________

Drum solo! Drum solo!
_________________________________

No drum solo!
_________________________________

(ALL TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________

Guys, guys, guys!
_________________________________

We can't just do whatever we want.
_________________________________

This is our opening night.
_________________________________

Let's play to our strengths, because...
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Well...
_________________________________

Look, I didn't want to worry you guys
_________________________________

but if we don't sell this theater out,

it would mean the end of the tour.
_________________________________

-(ALL GASP)

-GONZO: What?
_________________________________

And maybe the end of us.
_________________________________

Great news, Muppets. We're sold out.
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________

(ALL TALKING EXCITEDLY)
_________________________________

Fine.
_________________________________

I mean, great, great.

Well done, Dominic.
_________________________________

Hey, I have an amazing idea for an act.
_________________________________

It's called

"The Indoor Running of the Bulls."
_________________________________

Gonzo, I've told you,

that act is far too dangerous.
_________________________________

Actually, Kermit, I was asking

Dominic what he thinks.
_________________________________

Good grief.
_________________________________

PIGGY: Dominic, Dominic! Five songs.

_________________________________

(ALL CLAMORING)
_________________________________

"Sold out." Like we've
sold out a show in 30 years.
_________________________________

Ahem.
_________________________________

Is this a good time to discuss

our upcoming European wedding?
_________________________________

No, actually, I'm kind of busy right now.
_________________________________

Perfect!
_________________________________

I have 23 swatches
for the seat covers for the reception,
_________________________________

eight font choices for the menu,
_________________________________

which, by the way,

we are not serving flies.
_________________________________

Piggy, what are you talking about?
_________________________________

I'm just trying to involve you in
some of the decision-making, dear.
_________________________________

What about being involved
in the decision
_________________________________

to get married in the first place, huh?
_________________________________

Oh, Kermit, you never

let me do what I want!
_________________________________

Oh, yeah?
_________________________________

Well, what about what I want, huh?

What about that?
_________________________________

I haven't even proposed yet.
_________________________________

-You can do that in our honeymoon.

-What? (STAMMERING)
_________________________________

That's insane! Do you hear
what you're saying?
_________________________________

Insane? How dare you call

your fiancée insane?
_________________________________

You are not my fiancée!

We are not engaged!
_________________________________

And, as a matter of fact,
_________________________________

the way this particular conversation

is going right now... Well...
_________________________________

I'm fine with that!
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-(FOO FOO GROWLING)
_________________________________

-KERMIT: Piggy, wait! I'm sorry!

-(FOO FOO BARKING)
_________________________________

Get out!
_________________________________

(KERMIT SIGHS)
_________________________________

(DOMINIC SIGHS)
_________________________________

Don't take it personally.

They still love you.
_________________________________

They just prefer me now.
_________________________________

Uh, thank you, Dominic.

That's very comforting.
_________________________________

Do you know what I think helps

sometimes in situations like this?
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________

A walk alone in the fog

in former East Berlin.
_________________________________

Maybe along a deserted canal.
_________________________________

Well, I guess a quiet stroll

is not a bad idea.
_________________________________

Let the others know I've gone, will you?
_________________________________

Sure. I promise.
_________________________________

Thanks. (CLEARS THROAT) Ah.
_________________________________

(MAN SHOUTING IN GERMAN)
_________________________________

(CHICKENS CLUCKING)
_________________________________

(GREETS IN GERMAN)
_________________________________

(CHILDREN SHOUTING PLAYFULLY)
_________________________________

-(WHIMPERS)

-WOMAN: Corrine, come here!
_________________________________

(GIRL GASPING)
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

-Boo.

-(KERMIT SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

What just happened?
_________________________________

(WOMAN SPEAKING GERMAN)
_________________________________

(IN ENGLISH) What?
_________________________________

Wait a second.
_________________________________

(ALL CLAMORING)
_________________________________

Hold on, hold on!

There must be some mistake!
_________________________________

Don't you know me? I'm Kermit the Frog!
_________________________________

Silence, Constantine. The game is up.
_________________________________

Who?
_________________________________

(GASPS AND SCREAMS)
_________________________________

No, no! Wait a minute!

I'm Kermit the Frog!
_________________________________

Guys, this is a mistake!

I'm telling you! (SCREAMS)
_________________________________

Hey, hey! Hello! Somebody!
_________________________________

-Open up!

-(SIREN BLARING)
_________________________________

I'm an Amphibian-American!
_________________________________

It's not easy being mean.
_________________________________

(SNICKERING)
_________________________________

_________________________________
(BELL TOLLING)
_________________________________
(CHILDREN LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(CHILDREN CHATTERING)
_________________________________

Oh, look, Father. Look!
_________________________________

-Now, wait! Stand still, now.

-What are those?
_________________________________

Huh? Oh, those!
_________________________________

They are your schoolmates,

girls and boys.
_________________________________

Now get in.
_________________________________

-Real boys?

-Yes!
_________________________________

But hurry, now.

Oh! Wait, wait, wait! Wait.
_________________________________

Here's an apple for the teacher.
_________________________________
Now turn around

and let me look you over.
_________________________________
(GEPPETTO CHUCKLING)

_________________________________
GEPPETTO:
Huh? Oh, yeah, yeah. Here.
_________________________________
Run along, now.

_________________________________
GEPPETTO: (CHUCKLING) Wait, wait.
_________________________________

Come back here, Figaro.
_________________________________

School is not for you.
_________________________________

Goodbye, Father!
_________________________________

Goodbye, son. Hurry back.
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________

_________________________________
Slave in the Magic Mirror,
_________________________________

come from the farthest space.
_________________________________

Through wind and darkness,

I summon thee.
_________________________________
(WIND HOWLING)
_________________________________

Speak!
_________________________________
(THUNDERCLAP)
_________________________________

Let me see thy face.
_________________________________

What wouldst thou know, my Queen?
_________________________________

Magic Mirror on the wall,
_________________________________

who is the fairest one of all?
_________________________________

Famed is thy beauty, Majesty.
_________________________________

But hold, a lovely maid I see.
_________________________________

Rags cannot hide her gentle grace.
_________________________________

Alas, she is more fair than thee.
_________________________________

Alas for her! Reveal her name.
_________________________________

Lips red as the rose.
_________________________________

Hair black as ebony.
_________________________________

Skin white as snow.
_________________________________

Snow White!

_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________
(SIGHING)
_________________________________
(HUMMING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
Want to know a secret?
_________________________________
(COOING)
_________________________________
Promise not to tell?
_________________________________
(SINGING) We are standing
by a wishing well
_________________________________
Make a wish into the well
_________________________________
That's all you have to do
_________________________________
And if you hear it echoing
_________________________________
Your wish will soon come true
_________________________________
-I'm wishing
-(ECHOING) I'm wishing
_________________________________
For the one I love
_________________________________
-To find me
-(ECHOING) To find me
_________________________________
-Today
-(ECHOING) Today
_________________________________
-I'm hoping
-(ECHOING) I'm hoping
_________________________________
And I'm dreaming of
_________________________________
-The nice things
-(ECHOING) The nice things
_________________________________
-He'll say
-(ECHOING) He'll say
_________________________________
(VOCALIZING)
_________________________________
(ECHOING)
_________________________________
(VOCALIZING)
_________________________________
(ECHOING)
_________________________________
(HARMONIZING WITH ECHO)
_________________________________
-I'm wishing
-(ECHOING) I'm wishing
_________________________________
For the one I love
_________________________________
-To find me
-(ECHOING) To find me
_________________________________
-Today
-Today
_________________________________
-Oh!
-Hello.
_________________________________
-Oh.
-Did I frighten you?
_________________________________
Wait! Wait, please.
_________________________________
Don't run away.
_________________________________
PRINCE: (SINGING)
Now that I've found you
_________________________________
Hear what I have to say
_________________________________
One song
_________________________________
I have but one song
_________________________________
One song only for you
_________________________________
One heart tenderly beating
_________________________________
Ever entreating
_________________________________
Constant and true
_________________________________
One love
_________________________________
That has possessed me
_________________________________
One love
_________________________________
Thrilling me through
_________________________________
One song
_________________________________
My heart keeps singing
_________________________________
Of one love
_________________________________
Only for you
_________________________________
(COOING)
_________________________________

_________________________________
Don't even think about it.
_________________________________
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
_________________________________

-How'd you know it was me?

-I'm your mother. I know everything.
_________________________________

-Where have you been?

-I thought you knew everything.
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________

Hey, Auntie K.
_________________________________

You're looking
remarkably groomed today.
_________________________________

-Hello, Terk.
-(ROARS)

_________________________________
TERK: Not the neck!

Not the neck there, T.

_________________________________
TERK: Oh! Watch it! Oh! Ow! Ow!

_________________________________

Okay, it's all fun and games

till someone loses an eye.

_________________________________
TANTOR: Please stop.

Somebody's gonna get hurt.

_________________________________
TANTOR: It's alway me.
TERK: Cramp in the calf.

_________________________________

-Please!
-Ah! Okay. Okay, you win.
_________________________________
Ow! Okay, okay, you win. Hello!

Down here. Yo, yo! Let go!

_________________________________
-Oh, sorry, Terk.

-What kind of animal are you?
_________________________________

I been thinking lately that maybe Tarzan
_________________________________
could be some subspecies of elephant.

_________________________________
TERK: What are you, crazy?

An elephant?

_________________________________
TANTOR: Listen to me. Think about it.

He enjoys a peanut, I enjoy a peanut.

_________________________________

He looks nothing like you.
_________________________________
(ROARING)
_________________________________
(LOW GROWLING)
_________________________________
-(FEROCIOUS ROAR)
-Ahhh!
_________________________________
(APES SCREECHING)
_________________________________
(HOOTING)
_________________________________
(YELPS)
_________________________________
(RUSTLING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(TRIUMPHANT GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(TARZAN YELLS)

_________________________________
TERK: Okay, everybody, move aside.

Outta my way.

_________________________________

Best friend coming through.

That would be me.
_________________________________

And you, don't make

a habit of that, okay?
_________________________________

There are other ways

of getting attention.
_________________________________

-I'll try to remember that.

-All right.
_________________________________

I was right behind you
if you needed me.
_________________________________
I had you covered.
_________________________________

(GUNSHOT)
_________________________________

(BIRDS CRYING)
_________________________________

What was that?
_________________________________

I... It wasn't me, I swear.

_________________________________
TANTOR: Okay, maybe it was.
KERCHAK: Everyone,

_________________________________

let's move.
_________________________________
(APES GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(GUNSHOT)

_________________________________

_________________________________
Honor to Us All – Mulan

_________________________________

_________________________________

 I'm here.

_________________________________

What? But, Mama, I had to...

_________________________________

None of your excuses.

Now, let's get you cleaned up.

_________________________________

(SINGING)

This is what you give me to work with

_________________________________

Well, honey, I've seen worse

_________________________________

We're gonna turn this sow's ear

_________________________________

(MULAN SCREAMS)

_________________________________

into a silk purse

_________________________________

It's freezing.

_________________________________

It would have been warm

if you were here on time.

_________________________________

We'll have you washed and dried

_________________________________

Primped and polished

till you glow with pride

_________________________________

Trust my recipe for instant bride

_________________________________

You'll bring honor to us all

_________________________________

-Mulan, what's this?

-Notes,

_________________________________

in case I forget something.

_________________________________

Hold this.

We'll need more luck than I thought.

_________________________________

Wait and see when we're through

_________________________________

Boys will gladly go to war for you

_________________________________

-With good fortune

-And a great hairdo

_________________________________

You'll bring honor to us all

_________________________________

A girl can bring her family

_________________________________

Great honor in one way

_________________________________

By striking a good match

_________________________________

Huh?

_________________________________

And this could be the day

_________________________________

Men want girls with good taste

_________________________________

-Calm

-Obedient

_________________________________

Who work fast-paced

_________________________________

-With good breeding

-And a tiny waist

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

You'll bring honor to us all

_________________________________

We all must serve our Emperor

_________________________________

Who guards us from the Huns

_________________________________

The men by bearing arms

_________________________________

A girl by bearing sons

_________________________________

When we're through you can't fail

_________________________________

Like a lotus blossom soft and pale

_________________________________

How could any fellow say, "No sale"

_________________________________

You'll bring honor to us all

_________________________________

There. You're ready.

_________________________________

Not yet. An apple for serenity.

_________________________________

A pendant for balance.

_________________________________

Beads of jade

_________________________________

For beauty

_________________________________

You must proudly

_________________________________

Show it

_________________________________

Now add a cricket

_________________________________

Just for luck

_________________________________

And even you can't blow it

_________________________________

Ancestors, hear my plea

_________________________________

Help me not to make a fool of me

_________________________________

And to not uproot my family tree

_________________________________

Keep my father standing tall

_________________________________

Scarier than the undertaker

_________________________________

We are meeting our matchmaker

_________________________________

TOWNSPEOPLE:

Destiny, guard our girls

_________________________________

And our future as it fast unfurls

_________________________________

Please look kindly

on these cultured pearls

_________________________________

Each a perfect porcelain doll

_________________________________

-Please bring honor to us

-Please bring honor to us

_________________________________

Please bring honor to us all

_________________________________

_________________________________
Reflection – Mulan
_________________________________

_________________________________

(SINGING)

Look at me

_________________________________

I will never pass

_________________________________

For a perfect bride

_________________________________

Or a perfect daughter

_________________________________

Can it be

_________________________________

I'm not meant to play this part?

_________________________________

Now I see

_________________________________

That if I were truly to be myself

_________________________________

I would break my family's heart

_________________________________

Who is that girl I see

_________________________________

Staring straight

_________________________________

Back at me?

_________________________________

Why is my reflection

_________________________________

Someone I don't know?

_________________________________

Somehow I cannot hide

_________________________________

Who I am

_________________________________

Though I've tried

_________________________________

When will my reflection show

_________________________________

Who I am inside?

_________________________________

When will my reflection show

_________________________________

Who I am

_________________________________

Inside?

_________________________________

_________________________________
How Far I'll Go – Moana
_________________________________

_________________________________

(SINGING) I've been staring

at the edge of the water

_________________________________

Long as I can remember

_________________________________

Never really knowing why

_________________________________

I wish I could be the perfect daughter

_________________________________

But I come back to the water

_________________________________

 No matter how hard I try

_________________________________

Every turn I take

Every trail I track

_________________________________

Every path I make

Every road leads back

_________________________________

To the place I know

Where I cannot go

_________________________________

Where I long to be

_________________________________

See the line where the

sky meets the sea

_________________________________

It calls me

_________________________________

And no one knows

_________________________________

How far it goes

_________________________________

If the wind in my sail on the sea

Stays behind me

_________________________________

One day I'll know

_________________________________

If I go, there's just no telling

how far I'll go

_________________________________

I know everybody on this island

_________________________________

Seems so happy on this island

_________________________________
Everything is by design

_________________________________

(SQUEALS)

_________________________________

I know everybody on this island

_________________________________

Has a role on this island

_________________________________

So maybe I can roll with mine

_________________________________

I can lead with pride

I can make us strong

_________________________________

I'll be satisfied

If I play along

_________________________________

But the voice inside

Sings a different song

_________________________________

What is wrong with me

_________________________________

See the light as it shines on the sea

_________________________________

It's blinding

_________________________________

But no one knows

_________________________________

How deep it goes

_________________________________

And it seems like it's calling out to me

_________________________________

So come find me

_________________________________

And let me know

_________________________________

What's beyond that line

Will I cross that line

_________________________________

The line where the sky meets the sea

_________________________________

It calls me

_________________________________

And no one knows

_________________________________

How far it goes

_________________________________

If the wind in my sail on the sea

stays behind me

_________________________________
One day I'll know

_________________________________

How far I'll go

_________________________________

_________________________________

If it wasn't for my family.

_________________________________

-Ay-ay-ay, muchacho.

-Huh?

_________________________________

I asked for a shoe shine

not your life story.

_________________________________

-Oh, yeah. Sorry.
-(STRUMS GUITAR)

_________________________________

I just can't really talk about

any of this at home. So...

_________________________________

If I were you,

_________________________________

I'd march right up to my family and say...

_________________________________

"Hey, I'm a musician. Deal with it."

_________________________________

-I could never say that.

-You are a musician, no?

_________________________________

(STAMMERS) I don't know.

_________________________________

I mean, I only really play for myself.

_________________________________

Ah! Did de la Cruz become

the world's best musician

_________________________________

by hiding his skills?

_________________________________

No! He walked out onto that plaza

_________________________________

and he played out loud.

_________________________________

Mira, mira, they're setting up
for tonight!

_________________________________

The music competition
for Día de Muertos.

_________________________________

You want to be like your hero?

You should sign up!

_________________________________

Uh-uh. My family would freak!

_________________________________

Look, if you're too scared

then, well, have fun making shoes.

_________________________________

Come on,
what did de la Cruz always say?

_________________________________

Seize your moment?

_________________________________

Show me what you got, muchacho.

_________________________________
(GASPS)

_________________________________
I'll be your first audience.

_________________________________

-ABUELITA ELENA: Miguel!

-(GASPS)

_________________________________

-Abuelita!

-What are you doing here?

_________________________________

(MIGUEL STAMMERING)

_________________________________

-You leave my grandson alone.
-(GROANS)

_________________________________

Doña, please!
_________________________________
I was just getting a shine. (GASPS)

_________________________________

I know your tricks, mariachi.

What did he say to you?

_________________________________

He was just showing me his guitar.

_________________________________

-(BOTH GASP)
-Shame on you.

_________________________________

My grandson is a sweet little

angelito querido cielito.

_________________________________

He wants no part

of your music, mariachi.

_________________________________

You keep away from him.

_________________________________

(YELPING)
_________________________________

Ay, pobrecito.

Oh, estás bien, mijo.

_________________________________

(MUFFLED GROANING)
_________________________________
You know better
than to be here in this place!

_________________________________

You will come home. Now.

_________________________________

(SIGHS HEAVILY)
_________________________________
How many times have we told you?

_________________________________

That plaza is crawling with mariachis.

_________________________________

-Yes, Tío Berto.
-(DANTE BARKING)

_________________________________

-No, no, no, no, no!

-Ah! Go away, you. Go!

_________________________________

-It's just Dante.
-(DANTE WHINES)

_________________________________

Never name a street dog.

_________________________________

They'll follow you forever.

Now, go get my shoe.

_________________________________

I found your son in Mariachi Plaza.

_________________________________

Ay, Miguel!

_________________________________

You know how Abuelita feels
about the plaza.

_________________________________

-I was just shining shoes.

-A musician's shoes!
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)

_________________________________
But the plaza's where

all the foot traffic is.

_________________________________

If Abuelita says no more plaza,

then no more plaza.

_________________________________

-But what about tonight?

-What's tonight?

_________________________________

Well, they're having this talent show.

_________________________________

(STAMMERS) And I thought I might...
_________________________________

-Sign up?

-Well, maybe?

_________________________________

(LAUGHS) You have to have talent

to be in a talent show.

_________________________________

What are you gonna do?

Shine shoes? (GROANS)

_________________________________

It's Día de los Muertos.

_________________________________
No one's going anywhere.

Tonight is about family.

_________________________________

-(SPITS)
-Ofrenda room. Vámonos.

_________________________________

-(KISSES)
-(MIGUEL SIGHS)
_________________________________
Don't give me that look.

_________________________________

Día de los Muertos
is the one night of the year

_________________________________

our ancestors can come visit us.

_________________________________

We've put their photos on the ofrenda

so their spirits can cross over.

_________________________________

That is very important.

_________________________________

If we don't put them up, they can't come.

_________________________________

We made all this food,

_________________________________

set out the things

they loved in life, mijo.

_________________________________

All this work
to bring the family together.

_________________________________

I don't want you sneaking off

to who knows where.

_________________________________

(GASPS) Where are you going?

_________________________________

(STAMMERS) I thought we were done.
_________________________________

Ay, Dios mio. Being part of
this family means
_________________________________

being here for this family.

_________________________________

I don't want to see you end up like–

_________________________________
MIGUEL: Like Mamá Coco's papá?

_________________________________

Never mention that man!

He's better off forgotten.

_________________________________

-But you're the one who–

-(TUTTING)

_________________________________

-I was just–

-(SHUSHING)

_________________________________

-But– I–

-(SHUSHING)

_________________________________

Papá?

_________________________________

Papá is home?

_________________________________

Mamá, cálmese, cálmese.

_________________________________

Papá is coming home?

_________________________________

No, Mamá. It's okay. I'm here.

_________________________________

Who are you?

_________________________________

(SIGHS) Rest, Mamá.

_________________________________

I'm hard on you because I care, Miguel.

_________________________________

Miguel? Miguel?

_________________________________

(SIGHS HEAVILY)

_________________________________

What are we going to do with that boy?

_________________________________

(LAUGHS) You're right.

That's just what he needs.
_________________________________

_________________________________
(BELL RINGS)
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________

KRISTOFF: Uh, okay.
Um, lion?
_________________________________
Grizzly bear?
_________________________________

-Uh, monster?
-Brown bear?
_________________________________
-Angry face?
-Black bear?
_________________________________
-KRISTOFF: Uh...
-Hans?
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS ENCOURAGINGLY)
-Unredeemable monster?
_________________________________

Greatest mistake in your life?
_________________________________

Wouldn't even kiss you?
_________________________________
-(BELLS RINGS)
-(SVEN MOANS)
_________________________________

Villain!
_________________________________

ALL: Oh!
_________________________________
We all kind of got it.
_________________________________

Okay, Olaf, you're up.
_________________________________

Okay.
_________________________________

So much easier now that I can read.
_________________________________
SVEN: Mm.
_________________________________

Lightning round,
boys against girls.

_________________________________
(BELL RINGS)
_________________________________

KRISTOFF: Okay, I'm ready,
I'm ready. Go.
_________________________________

Unicorn.
_________________________________
Ice cream!
_________________________________
-Castle! Oaken!
-(OLAF WHISTLES)
_________________________________
Teapot! Mouse!

_________________________________
Oh! Elsa!
_________________________________
-(BELL RINGS)
-(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

I don't think
Olaf should get to rearrange.
_________________________________

Doesn't matter. This is gonna
be a cinch. (CRACKS KNUCKLES)
_________________________________

-(SVEN GRUNTS)
-Two sisters, one mind.
_________________________________

-Thank you.

-ANNA: Okay.
_________________________________
-Here we go.
-(BELL RINGS)
_________________________________

You got this, Elsa.
_________________________________
ELSA: Hmm.
ANNA: Anytime.
_________________________________

Just do it with your body.
_________________________________
Uh, nothing?
_________________________________
Air? Trees? People?
_________________________________
Treeple?
Oh, that's not a word.

_________________________________

-Oh, shovel boy? Teeth?
-(ELSA SIGHS)
_________________________________

Oh! Doing the dishes?
_________________________________

-Polar Bear?
-Hey.
_________________________________
-Sorry.
-Uh... Ugh.
_________________________________

ANNA: You gotta give me something.
_________________________________

-Um... (GASPS)
-(ANGELIC VOICE VOCALIZING)
_________________________________
ANNA: Oh! Uh, alarmed?
_________________________________
-(MUFFLED) Distracted?
-(ELSA PANTING)
_________________________________

Um, worried?
Panicking? Disturbed?
_________________________________
Oh, come on,
you definitely
_________________________________
-looks disturbed. (GROANS)
-(BELL RINGS)
_________________________________

-We won.
-(OLAF GIGGLES)
_________________________________
Rematch?
_________________________________

Oh, you know what?
I think I'll turn in.
_________________________________

Are you okay?
_________________________________

ELSA: Just... Just tired.
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Good night.
_________________________________

-(YAWNS) Yeah, I'm tired, too.
-(SVEN YAWNS)
_________________________________
And Sven promised to read me
a bedtime story.
_________________________________

Didn't you, Sven?
_________________________________

(MIMICS SVEN) Did I?
_________________________________

Oh, you do the best voices!
_________________________________
Like when you pretend to be
Kristoff, and you're like...
_________________________________
(MIMICS KRISTOFF) "I just
need to go talk to some rocks
_________________________________

"about my childhood and stuff."
_________________________________
(IN NORMAL VOICE)
Um, how about you guys
_________________________________
start without me?
_________________________________
(EXHALES, SNIFFS) Ugh.
_________________________________

Did Elsa seem weird to you?
_________________________________

-She seemed like Elsa.
-Hmm.
_________________________________

-(CLEARS THROAT)
-That last word
_________________________________
really seemed to throw her.
What was it?
_________________________________

-I don't know. Ahem.
-No. No.
_________________________________

-I don't know, but...
-Ah.
_________________________________

"Ice"?
_________________________________

-Oh, come on!
-(RING CLINKING)
_________________________________
She couldn't act out ice?
_________________________________

-I better go check on her.
-Uh...
_________________________________

-Thanks, honey. Love you.
-Hmm?
_________________________________

Love you, too.
_________________________________

It's fine.
_________________________________
(RHYTHMIC KNOCKING ON DOOR)
_________________________________

ELSA: Come in.
_________________________________

Yep. Something's wrong.
_________________________________

-With you?
-No, with you.
_________________________________

You're wearing Mother's scarf.
_________________________________

You do that when something's wrong.
_________________________________

(GASPS) Did we hurt your feelings?
_________________________________

I'm so sorry if we did.
_________________________________
You know, very few people are
actually good at family games.
_________________________________
That's just a fact.
_________________________________

No, that's not it.
_________________________________

Then, what is it?
_________________________________

There's this...
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________

I just don't wanna mess things up.
_________________________________

What things?
You're doing great.
_________________________________

(SIGHS) Oh, Elsa, when are you
going to see yourself
_________________________________
the way I see you?
_________________________________

What would I do without you?
_________________________________

You'll always have me.
_________________________________
(SIGHS SOFTLY)
_________________________________

I know what you need.
_________________________________
-Come on, come here.
-What?
_________________________________
In Mama's words,
_________________________________
-"cuddle close, scooch in."

-Mm-hmm.
_________________________________
(ELSA BREATHES DEEPLY)

_________________________________

(SINGING) Where the Northwind
_________________________________
Meets the sea
_________________________________

There's a river
_________________________________
Full of memory
_________________________________
-I know what you're doing.
-(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Sleep, my darling,
safe and sound
_________________________________

For in this river,
all is found
_________________________________
(YAWNS)
_________________________________

_________________________________

Take her far into the forest.
_________________________________

Find some secluded glade
_________________________________

where she can pick wildflowers.
_________________________________

Yes, Your Majesty.
_________________________________

And there, my faithful Huntsman,
_________________________________

you will kill her!
_________________________________

But, Your Majesty, the little Princess!
_________________________________

Silence!
_________________________________

You know the penalty if you fail.
_________________________________

Yes, Your Majesty.
_________________________________

But to make doubly sure
_________________________________

you do not fail,
_________________________________

bring back her heart in this.
_________________________________

_________________________________
(CHILDREN LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Ah, Gideon, listen.
_________________________________

The merry laughter

of little innocent children
_________________________________

wending their way to school.
_________________________________

Thirsty little minds
rushing to the fountain of knowledge.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

School, a noble institution.
_________________________________

What would this stupid world
be without...
_________________________________

Well, well, well! Stromboli!

_________________________________
So that old rascal's

back in town, eh?
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Remember, Giddy, the time

I tied strings on you
_________________________________

and passed you off as a puppet?
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

We nearly put one over
on that old gypsy that time!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

A little wooden boy. Now, who...
_________________________________
A wooden boy!
_________________________________

Look, Giddy, look.
_________________________________
It's amazing.
_________________________________

A live puppet without strings.
_________________________________

A thing like that ought to be

worth a fortune to someone.
_________________________________

Now let me see.
_________________________________

That's it! Stromboli!
_________________________________

Why, that old faker

would give his... Listen.
_________________________________

If we play our cards right,
_________________________________

we'll be on easy street

or my name isn't Honest John.
_________________________________

Quick! We'll head him off.
_________________________________

Shh.
_________________________________
Now's our...
_________________________________

No, no, stupid.
_________________________________

Don't be crude.
_________________________________
(HICCUPS)
_________________________________

Let me handle this.
_________________________________

Here he comes.
_________________________________

Ah, yes, Giddy, as I was saying

to the duchess only yesterday...
_________________________________

Oh! Oh, how clumsy of me!
_________________________________

Oh. My, my, my, my.
_________________________________

Oh, I'm terribly sorry.

_________________________________
-Oh. I do hope you're not injured.
-PINOCCHIO: I'm all right.
_________________________________
HONEST JOHN: (SIGHS) Splendid!
_________________________________

Well, well. Quite a scholar, I see.
_________________________________

Look, Giddy, a man of letters.
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

-Here's your book.

-I'm going to school.
_________________________________

School! Ah, yes.
_________________________________

Then you haven't heard
of the easy road to success.
_________________________________

Uh-uh.
_________________________________

No?
_________________________________

I'm speaking, my boy, of the theater!
_________________________________

Here's your apple.
_________________________________

Bright lights, music, applause!
_________________________________
Fame!
_________________________________

-Fame?

-Yes!
_________________________________

And with that personality,

that profile, that physique...
_________________________________

Why, he's a natural born actor,
eh, Giddy?
_________________________________

-But I'm going...

-Straight to the top.
_________________________________

Why, I can see your name in lights,
lights six feet high.
_________________________________

-Uh, what is your name?

-Pinocchio.
_________________________________

Pinocchio! P-I-N-U-O... P-I...
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
We're wasting precious time.
_________________________________

Come. On to the theater!
_________________________________

(SINGING) Hi-diddle-dee-dee
_________________________________

An actor's life for me
_________________________________

A high silk hat and a silver cane
_________________________________

A watch of gold with a diamond chain
_________________________________

Hi-diddle-dee-day
_________________________________

An actor's life is gay
_________________________________

It's great to be a celebrity
_________________________________

An actor's life for me
_________________________________
Ta dum diddle dee dum
Ti dee um dee dum
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________

Hi-diddle-dee-dum
_________________________________

An actor's life is fun

_________________________________
Phew!
Fine conscience I turned out to be!
_________________________________

Late the first day.
_________________________________
Oh, well, he can't get in much trouble

between here and school.
_________________________________
(HONEST JOHN HUMMING)
_________________________________

Oh, boy, a parade!

_________________________________
HONEST JOHN: (SINGING)
An actor's life for me
_________________________________
PINOCCHIO: Hi-diddle-dee-dee
An actor's life for me
_________________________________

Huh?

_________________________________
HONEST JOHN:
A waxed moustache and a beaver coat
_________________________________

A pony cart and a billy goat

_________________________________

Why, it's... It's Pinoke!
Hey, where you going?

_________________________________
HONEST JOHN:
You wear your hair in a pompadour

_________________________________

Wait!

_________________________________
HONEST JOHN:

You ride around in a coach and four

_________________________________

Halt!

_________________________________
HONEST JOHN:
You stop and buy out a candy store

_________________________________
An actor's life for me

_________________________________
Hold on there! Pinoke!

_________________________________
HONEST JOHN: Hi-diddle-dee-dee
_________________________________

An actor's life for me

_________________________________
With clothes that come

from the finest shop...

_________________________________
Hey!
_________________________________
(JIMINY WHISTLES)
_________________________________
What was that?
_________________________________

Oh, it's Jiminy!

What are you doing up there?
_________________________________

Huh? Who? What? What? Who?
_________________________________
Jiminy? Up where?
_________________________________

Shh.

_________________________________
HONEST JOHN: Why, my boy,
you must be see things.
_________________________________
PINOCCHIO: Oh, no.

That's my conscience. He...
_________________________________

Now, now, now. Just calm down.
_________________________________

Why, there's nothing up there
to be afraid of.
_________________________________
(HONEST JOHN GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(MUFFLED SHOUTING)
_________________________________

Psst! (WHISTLES)
_________________________________
Pinoke! Psst. Pinoke!
_________________________________
Over here.
_________________________________

Over here.
_________________________________

Oh, Jiminy, I'm gonna be an actor!
_________________________________

All right, son. Take it easy now.
_________________________________

Remember what I said

about temptation?
_________________________________

Uh-huh.
_________________________________

-Well, that's him.

-Oh, no, Jiminy.
_________________________________

-That's Mr. Honest John!

-Honest John?
_________________________________
(MUFFLED SHOUTING)
_________________________________

Get me out of here!
_________________________________
(MUFFLED SHOUTING)
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

All right, then,
here's what we'll tell him.
_________________________________

You can't go to the theater.

Say, "Thank you just the same."
_________________________________

You're sorry,
but you've got to go to school.

_________________________________
-Mmm-hmm.
-HONEST JOHN: Pinocchio?
_________________________________

Oh, Pinocchio! Woo-hoo!
_________________________________

Here they come, Pinoke.

Now you tell them.
_________________________________

Woo-hoo!
_________________________________
Oh, little boy! Ah, there you are!
_________________________________

Where were we?
Oh, yes, on to the theater!

_________________________________
PINOCCHIO: Bye, Jiminy! Bye!
_________________________________
Goodbye? Huh?
_________________________________
Goodbye?
_________________________________
Hey, Pinoke, you can't...
_________________________________

(SINGING) A high silk hat

and a silver cane

_________________________________
A watch of gold with a diamond chain

_________________________________
There he goes. Oh, what'll I do?
I'll run and tell his father.
_________________________________

No, that'd be snitching.

I'll go after him myself.
_________________________________

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(BRICKS CLATTERING)
_________________________________
(CLATTERING IN DISTANCE)

_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-(BARKS)
_________________________________
(SIGHS IN RELIEF) It's you. Get in here.

_________________________________

Come on, Dante. Hurry up!

_________________________________

You're gonna get me in trouble, boy.

_________________________________

Someone can hear me.

_________________________________

(SIGHS) I wish someone

wanted to hear me.

_________________________________
(TUNES STRINGS)
_________________________________

Other than you. Ew. Okay.

_________________________________

-(STRUMS)
-Perfecto!

_________________________________

I have to sing. I have to play!

_________________________________

The music, it's not just in me, it is me.

_________________________________
(STRUMMING GUITAR)

_________________________________
When life gets me down,
I play my guitar.

_________________________________

The rest of the world
may follow the rules,
_________________________________
but I must follow my heart.

_________________________________

Ugh!

_________________________________

You know that feeling

like there's a song in the air and...

_________________________________

It's playing just for you?

_________________________________

♪ A feeling so close...

_________________________________

♪ You could reach out and touch it

_________________________________

♪ I never knew

_________________________________

♪ I could want something

so much, but it's true

_________________________________

You must have faith, sister.

_________________________________

Oh, but, Padre, he will never listen.

_________________________________

He will listen. To music.

_________________________________

♪ Only a song, only a song has
the power to change a heart ♪

_________________________________

Never underestimate

the power of music.

_________________________________

NUN: But my father,

he will never give his permission.

_________________________________
DE LA CRUZ: I am done

asking permission.

_________________________________

When you see your moment,

you mustn't let it pass you by.

_________________________________

You must seize it!

_________________________________

INTERVIEWER: Señor de la Cruz,

_________________________________

what did it take for you

to seize your moment?

_________________________________

I had to have faith in my dream.

_________________________________

No one was going to hand it to me.

_________________________________

It was up to me to reach for that dream.

_________________________________

Grab it tight and make it come true.

_________________________________
MIGUEL: ...and make it come true.

_________________________________
(STATIC)
_________________________________

No more hiding, Dante.

I got to seize my moment!

_________________________________
(BARKS)
_________________________________

 I'm gonna play in Mariachi Plaza

if it kills me.
_________________________________

_________________________________

(MUPPETS TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________

Has anyone seen Kermit?
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

It's 15 minutes to curtain.
_________________________________

Hi, guys. Look, it's Kermit,

just back from his afternoon stroll.
_________________________________

Hi-lo! I am Kermit.
_________________________________

-What...

-Hmm.
_________________________________

DOMINIC: He's got a cold.

That's why his voice
_________________________________

sounds a little bit different
at the moment.
_________________________________

-(ALL AGREEING)

-(COUGHS)
_________________________________

See? Just calm down. Just relax.
_________________________________

-You are right. Dominic is terrific!

-Aw.
_________________________________

From now on,
let's do whatever he says. Hmm?
_________________________________

ALL: All right. Yeah.
_________________________________

Wow, that walk must have really helped.
_________________________________

Miss Pig, I have wronged you.
_________________________________

I humbly beg your forgiveness.
_________________________________

You're not getting off that easy, bucko.
_________________________________

Come on, Foo Foo. (HARRUMPHS)
_________________________________

(SNIFFING) Bad frog! Bad frog!
_________________________________

(YELLING)
_________________________________

What is this? Let go, dog!
_________________________________

Animal, stop it!
_________________________________

Kermit has agreed that Dominic

is right all the time, man.
_________________________________

DOMINIC: Good.
_________________________________

So, now that Kermit agrees

with me on everything...
_________________________________

-I am Kermit.

-Definitely.
_________________________________

Let's go and hang out backstage, yeah?
_________________________________

Okay, all right.
_________________________________

Come, little friend.
_________________________________

Let us get on with the show
and enjoy our family-style adventure
_________________________________

during which we shall bond

and learn heartwarming lesson.
_________________________________

Perhaps about sharing,

or waiting your turn,
_________________________________

or the number three. Hmm?
_________________________________

Um...
_________________________________

Right, Kermit. Uh...
_________________________________

Sure.
_________________________________

Flawlessly executed. Bravo.
_________________________________

What did you expect from

world's most dangerous frog
_________________________________

and number one criminal, Number Two?
_________________________________

Yeah, I know.
You're number one, I'm number two.
_________________________________

I think you mentioned that before.
_________________________________

Now that we control
the Muppet tour, Number Two,
_________________________________

phase one of our plan is complete.
_________________________________

We are now positioned
to carry out greatest...
_________________________________

(MUMBLING)
_________________________________

Burgle...
_________________________________

Blurgh-el... Burgle...
_________________________________

-"Burglary."

-Yes.
_________________________________

...of all time, and pin it

on those gullible Muppets,
_________________________________

who will spend the rest
of their miserable lives behind bars.
_________________________________

-Hmm.

-Tonight,
_________________________________

we steal the painting
_________________________________

and then we'll have all we need
_________________________________

to steal the unstealable,
the Crown Jewels of England.
_________________________________

Ensuring that my name

goes down in history
_________________________________

as the greatest thief of all time!
_________________________________

You mean our names, right?
_________________________________

Of course.
_________________________________

My name first, then spacebar,

spacebar, spacebar, your name.
_________________________________

DOMINIC: Sure.
_________________________________

(SINGING) I'm number one
You're number two

_________________________________
We're criminals at large
But I'm at larger than you
_________________________________

I'm number one
_________________________________

You're number two
_________________________________

I believe in equality
_________________________________

As long as you get less than me

_________________________________
-I'm one

-You're one

_________________________________
You're number two

_________________________________
I'm number two.
_________________________________

You may think that you're smarter

_________________________________
But I'm smarterer than you

_________________________________
I'm number one
You're number two

_________________________________
You're lucky to be number two
_________________________________

-Not number three

-(GROANS)
_________________________________

I can see by the look in your eye
_________________________________

You want to get a bigger
piece of the pie
_________________________________

One day you'll get your chance

_________________________________
But in the meantime

_________________________________
You've got to dance, monkey, dance!

_________________________________
Really? I hate dancing.
_________________________________

Do it!
_________________________________

Dance, monkey, dance!

_________________________________
Ha-ha!
_________________________________

(CONSTANTINE GRUNTING)
_________________________________

I'm number two
He's number one
_________________________________

I can't believe
I'm working for an amphibian
_________________________________

I'm number two
He's number one
_________________________________

I'm number one!
_________________________________

You know life's gone to the dogs
_________________________________

When your boss is a frog
_________________________________

I can see it's just a matter of time
_________________________________

Before he's gone
_________________________________

And I'm at the front of the line
_________________________________

It won't be long till I get my chance
_________________________________

But in the meantime
_________________________________

I've got to dance, monkey, dance
_________________________________

Dance, monkey, dance
_________________________________

Now, watch me.
_________________________________

Ha-ha!
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

-I'm number one

-He's number one

_________________________________
-You're number two

-I'm number two

_________________________________
That's it, kid
There you go

_________________________________
Now step aside
This ain't your show

_________________________________
-I'm one

-"I'm One"

_________________________________
I'm number one

_________________________________
Yes, we know
_________________________________

-I'm...

-He's...
_________________________________

BOTH: Number One!

_________________________________
That's how it's done.
_________________________________

-(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

-(DOOR OPENS)
_________________________________

15 seconds to curtain... Kermit?
_________________________________

Sure.
_________________________________

Uh... Okay.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Have you studied your Kermit tapes yet?
_________________________________

Of course not. This is child's play

for frog of my talent. (GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

(PEOPLE TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________

ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen,

please welcome...
_________________________________

"Study Kermit tapes." Nonsense.
_________________________________

It's...
_________________________________

Oh, no.
_________________________________

Uh...
_________________________________

(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Kermit! Introduce the show.
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-(AUDIENCE GASPING)
_________________________________

(STAMMERING)
_________________________________

It's the Muppet Show!
_________________________________

With our very special guest star,

Christoph Waltz!
_________________________________

Yay!
_________________________________

What is happening? Why am I flying?
_________________________________

Whoa. (SCREAMS)
_________________________________

-(GROANS)

-(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

-What the...

-We gotta do something!
_________________________________

(STAMMERING)
_________________________________

(SPEAKING IN GERMAN)
_________________________________

Please welcome our first act,
_________________________________
Australian superstar...
_________________________________
Not Australian. Austrian. Austrian.
_________________________________
Yeah, of course. Yes, right.
_________________________________
Cancel the Waltzing Matilda
opening Australian number.
_________________________________
But we rehearsed it.
_________________________________
-What?
-Jeez Louise.
_________________________________
Sorry. Austrian superstar...
_________________________________

Herr Christoph Waltz dances the waltz!
_________________________________

(WALTZ PLAYING)
_________________________________

(ALL HUMMING)
_________________________________

-Darling, you set my world on fire.

-Oh!
_________________________________

Did somebody say "explosion"?
_________________________________

No! He says I set his world on fire.
_________________________________

There it is again!
_________________________________

(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

Wait for me! Please! Wait for me.
_________________________________

(LAUGHING MANICALLY)
_________________________________

(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

One more!
_________________________________

SWEETUMS: Keep waltzing, Mr. Waltz!
_________________________________

Hey!
_________________________________

It was, uh, vertigo.
_________________________________

Not stage fright, if that's
what you're thinking, Number Two.
_________________________________

Sure.
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

DOMINIC: Colonel Thomas Blood.
_________________________________

Right, now to cover our tracks.
_________________________________

-(ALARM RINGING)

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

Let's get out of here!
_________________________________

(PANTING)

_________________________________

_________________________________

Ladies and gentlemen,
_________________________________

to conclude the performance

of this great show,
_________________________________

Stromboli, the master showman,

that's me,
_________________________________
(MUMBLING)
_________________________________

and by special permission

of the management,
_________________________________

that's me, too,
_________________________________
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)
_________________________________

is presenting to you something
_________________________________

you will absolutely refuse to believe!
_________________________________

Well, looks like a sellout.
_________________________________

Introducing the only marionette
_________________________________

who can sing and dance
_________________________________

absolutely without the aids of strings.
_________________________________

I hope so.
_________________________________
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)
_________________________________

The one and only Pinocchio!
_________________________________

-(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
-Hmm.
_________________________________
What a buildup.
_________________________________
(FANFARE PLAYING)
_________________________________

(SINGING) I got no strings

to hold me...

_________________________________
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Go ahead, make a fool of yourself!
_________________________________

Then maybe you'll listen

to your conscience.
_________________________________
(HIGH-PITCHED SQUEALING)
_________________________________
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)
_________________________________
(AUDIENCE CONTINUES LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) Cute kid.
_________________________________
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)
_________________________________
(SINGING) I got no strings

to hold me down

_________________________________
To make me fret or make me frown

_________________________________
I had strings but now I'm free

_________________________________
There are no strings on me

_________________________________
Heigh-ho the merry-o

_________________________________
That's the only way to be

_________________________________
I want the world to know

_________________________________
Nothing ever worries me

_________________________________
-I got no strings...
-(STROMBOLI SPEAKING ITALIAN)
_________________________________

What I told you, huh?
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

They got strings but you can see

_________________________________
There are no strings on me

_________________________________
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
_________________________________
WOMAN: You have no strings
_________________________________

Your arms is free
_________________________________

To love me by the Zuiderzee
_________________________________

Ja, ja, ja, if you would woo
_________________________________

I'd bust my strings for you
_________________________________

You got no strings

Comme ci, comme ça

_________________________________
Your savoir faire is ooh la la
_________________________________

I've got strings but entre nous
_________________________________

I'd cut my strings for you
_________________________________

Down where the Volga flows
_________________________________

There's a Russian rendezvous
_________________________________

Where me and Ivan go

But I'd rather go with you
_________________________________
Hey

_________________________________
Hey! Hey!

_________________________________
Hey!

_________________________________
Hey!

_________________________________
Hey!

_________________________________
Hey!

_________________________________
-Hey!

-Hey!

_________________________________
There are no strings on me

_________________________________
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
_________________________________
Huh. They like him. He's a success.
_________________________________

Gosh! Maybe I was wrong.
_________________________________

Well, guess he won't need me anymore.
_________________________________

What does an actor want

with a conscience anyway?

_________________________________

_________________________________
-(BELL TOLLING)
-(CHILDREN LAUGHING)
_________________________________

 Día de los Muertos has begun!

_________________________________

No, no. We have to make a clear path.

_________________________________

The petals guide our ancestors home.
_________________________________
We don't want their spirits to get lost.
_________________________________
We want them to come
and enjoy all the food
_________________________________
and drinks on the ofrenda.

_________________________________

-PAPÁ: Mamá!

-(GASPS)

_________________________________

Where should we put this table?

_________________________________
ABUELITA ELENA:
In the courtyard, mijos.

_________________________________
PAPÁ: You want it down by the kitchen?

_________________________________

Sí. Next to the other one.
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________

-Get under! Get under!

-Miguel?

_________________________________

Nothing! Mamá, Papá, I–

_________________________________

Miguel, your abuelita had

the most wonderful idea.

_________________________________

We've all decided

it's time you joined us in the workshop!

_________________________________

-What?

-No more shining shoes.

_________________________________

You'll be making them,

every day after school.

_________________________________

Oh! Our Migueli-ti-ti-ti-to

_________________________________

carrying on the family tradition.

_________________________________

And on Día de los Muertos!

_________________________________

Your ancestors would be so proud.

_________________________________

You'll craft huaraches

just like your Tía Victoria.

_________________________________
PAPÁ: And wingtips

like your Papá Julio.

_________________________________

(STAMMERS) But what if
I'm no good at making shoes?

_________________________________

Ah, Miguel. You have your
family here to guide you.

_________________________________

You are a Rivera.

_________________________________

And a Rivera is...

_________________________________

A shoemaker. Through and through.

_________________________________

That's my boy! (LAUGHS) Berto!
_________________________________

Break out the good stuff!
I want to make a toast.

_________________________________

-(KISSING)
-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

_________________________________
-(SIGHS HEAVILY)
-(CLATTERS)
_________________________________
(DANTE WHINES)

_________________________________

Dante! No, Dante. Stop!

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(GASPING)

_________________________________

No, no, no, no, no! No.

_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________

De la Cruz's guitar?

_________________________________

Papá? Papá?

_________________________________

Mamá Coco,

is your papá Ernesto de la Cruz?

_________________________________

Papá! Papá!

_________________________________
(BREATHES HEAVILY)
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Papá! Papá! It's him!

_________________________________

I know who my

great-great-grandfather was.

_________________________________

Miguel, get down from there.

_________________________________

Mamá Coco's father

was Ernesto de la Cruz!

_________________________________

What are you talking about?

_________________________________

I'm gonna be a musician!

_________________________________
ABUELITA ELENA: What is all this?

_________________________________

You keep secrets from your own family?

_________________________________

It's all that time he spends in the plaza.

_________________________________

Fills his head with crazy fantasies.

_________________________________

It's not a fantasy.

_________________________________

That man was Ernesto de la Cruz!

_________________________________
The greatest musician of all time!

_________________________________

We've never known anything
about this man!

_________________________________

But whoever he was,

he still abandoned his family.

_________________________________

This is no future for my son.

_________________________________

But, Papá, you said

my family would guide me.

_________________________________

Well, de la Cruz is my family.

_________________________________

I'm supposed to play music.

_________________________________

Never! That man's music was a curse.

_________________________________

I will not allow it.

_________________________________

-If you would just let–

-Miguel...

_________________________________

You will listen to your family.

_________________________________

No more music.

_________________________________

-Just listen to me play!

-End of argument.

_________________________________
(STRUMMING)
_________________________________

You want to end up

like that man? Forgotten?

_________________________________

Left off your family's ofrenda?

_________________________________

I don't care if I'm on
some stupid ofrenda.

_________________________________

(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

-No!

-Mamá!

_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________

There. No guitar. No music.
_________________________________
(BREATHES SHAKILY)

_________________________________

Oh, come. You'll feel better
after you eat with your family.

_________________________________

I don't want to be in this family!

_________________________________

Miguel! Miguel!

_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(YIPPING)
_________________________________
(MAN SINGING IN SPANISH)
_________________________________

I want to play in the plaza,

like de la Cruz.

_________________________________

Can I still sign up?

_________________________________

You got an instrument?

_________________________________

(STAMMERS) No.
But if I can borrow a guitar...

_________________________________

Musicians got to bring

their own instruments.

_________________________________

-(CROWD CHEERING)
-You find a guitar, kid,
_________________________________

I'll put you on the list.

_________________________________

-Can I borrow your guitar?

-Sorry, muchaco.

_________________________________

-You guys have a spare guitar?

-No.

_________________________________

I need a guitar just for a little bit.

_________________________________

-Get out of here, kid.
-(SIGHS)

_________________________________
(FIREWORKS EXPLODING)

_________________________________

Great-great-grandfather,

what am I supposed to do?

_________________________________

-(BARKS)
-No, no, no, no.
_________________________________

Dante, stop! Cállate! Shh!
_________________________________
(CONTINUES BARKING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(FIREWORKS CONTINUE
EXPLODING)

_________________________________

I'm sorry.
_________________________________
(GLASS SHATTERS)

_________________________________
-(STONE SHIFTS)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________

 Señor de la Cruz, please don't be mad.

_________________________________

(STAMMERS) I'm Miguel.

_________________________________

Your great-great grandson.

I need to borrow this.

_________________________________

(SIGHS) Our family thinks

music is a curse.

_________________________________
None of them understand

but I know you would have.

_________________________________

You would have told me

to follow my heart.

_________________________________

To seize my moment!

_________________________________

So, if it's all right with you,

_________________________________

I'm gonna play in the plaza.

Just like you did!

_________________________________

(STRUMS GUITAR)

_________________________________

_________________________________
(GRUNTS AND SNORTS)
_________________________________
(ANGELIC VOICE VOCALIZING)
_________________________________
(VOCALIZING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
(VOCALIZING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
(HUFFING)
_________________________________
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
(SINGING) I can hear you
_________________________________
But I won't
_________________________________

Some look for trouble
_________________________________
While others don't
_________________________________
There's a thousand reasons
I should go about my day
_________________________________
And ignore your whispers
which I wish would go away, oh
_________________________________
(ANGELIC VOICE
CONTINUES VOCALIZING)
_________________________________
Oh
_________________________________
You're not a voice
_________________________________
You're just a ringing in my ear
_________________________________
And if I heard you
_________________________________
Which I don't
_________________________________
I'm spoken for, I fear
_________________________________
Everyone I've ever loved
is here within these walls
_________________________________
I'm sorry, Secret Siren
_________________________________
But I'm blocking out your calls
_________________________________
I've had my adventure
I don't need something new
_________________________________
I'm afraid of what I'm risking
if I follow you
_________________________________
Into the unknown
_________________________________
Into the unknown
_________________________________
Into the unknown
_________________________________
(ANGELIC VOICE VOCALIZING)
_________________________________
(ELSA SIGHS)
_________________________________
What do you want?
_________________________________
'Cause you've been keeping me awake
_________________________________
Are you here to distract me
_________________________________
So I make a big mistake?
_________________________________
Or are you someone out there
_________________________________
Who's a little bit like me
_________________________________
Who knows deep down
_________________________________
I'm not where I'm meant to be?
_________________________________
Every day's a little harder
_________________________________
As I feel my power grow
_________________________________
Don't you know there's
part of me that longs to go
_________________________________
Into the unknown?
_________________________________
Into the unknown!
_________________________________
Into the unknown!
_________________________________
(ANGELIC VOICE VOCALIZING)
_________________________________
Whoa-oh-oh
_________________________________
Are you out there?
Do you know me?
_________________________________
Can you feel me?
Can you show me?
_________________________________
(VOCALIZES)
_________________________________
(ANGELIC VOICE AND ELSA
HARMONIZING)
_________________________________
Where are you going?
Don't leave me alone
_________________________________
How do I follow you
_________________________________
-Into the unknown?
-(ANGELIC VOICE VOCALIZES)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________

Air, fire, water, earth.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
(ALL EXCLAIM)
_________________________________

WOMAN: The water!
_________________________________
(WIND GUSTING)
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________

The air rages,
no fire, no water.
_________________________________

The earth is next.
_________________________________

We have to get out.
_________________________________
(PEOPLE WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
(CLAMORING)
_________________________________

It'll be okay.
Evacuate to the cliffs.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Oh, no!
I'm gonna blow!
_________________________________

I've got you!
_________________________________

_________________________________

-MAN 1: The guitar! It's gone!

-(GASPING)

_________________________________

MAN 2: Somebody stole

de la Cruz's guitar!

_________________________________

WOMAN: The window's broken. Look!
_________________________________
-(PANTING)
-(KEYS JANGLING)

_________________________________

All right, who's in there?

_________________________________

I'm sorry. It's not what it looks like.

_________________________________

De la Cruz is my–

_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-There's nobody here.
_________________________________
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________
(GASPING)

_________________________________

-MAMÁ: Miguel!

-Mamá!

_________________________________

Miguel, come home.
Where are you, Miguel?

_________________________________
(YELPING)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________

 Dios mio! Little boy. Are you okay?

_________________________________

Here. Let me help you.

_________________________________

Thanks. I–

_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(RATTLING)

_________________________________

(YELPING)
_________________________________

-Do you mind? Whoa!
-(YELPS)

_________________________________
-(PANTING)
-(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

_________________________________
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________
(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________

-Look how big she's getting.
-(CHUCKLES)

_________________________________
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________

_________________________________

KRISTOFF: Yes.
Everyone's out and safe.
_________________________________

-Here. Take one of these.
-SVEN: Huh?
_________________________________

You okay there, Olaf?
_________________________________

Oh, yeah.
We're calling this...

_________________________________
"controlling what you can when
things feel out of control."
_________________________________

Okay, I don't understand.
_________________________________

You've been hearing a voice
_________________________________

and you didn't think to tell me?
_________________________________

I didn't want to worry you.
_________________________________

We made a promise
not to shut each other out.
_________________________________

Just tell me what's going on.
_________________________________

I woke the magical spirits
at the Enchanted Forest.
_________________________________

Okay, that's definitely not
_________________________________
what I thought you were gonna say.
_________________________________

Wait. The Enchanted Forest?
_________________________________

The one Father warned us about?
_________________________________

Yes.
_________________________________
Why would you do that?
_________________________________

Because of the voice.
_________________________________

I know it sounds crazy...
_________________________________

but I believe whoever
is calling me is good.
_________________________________

How can you say that?

Look at our kingdom.
_________________________________
I know. It's just that
may magic can feel it.
_________________________________

I can feel it.
_________________________________

-Okay.
-(RUMBLING)
_________________________________

-(BOTH GASP)
-Oh, no. What now?
_________________________________

KRISTOFF: The Trolls?
_________________________________

-Kristoff! We missed you!
-Oh!
_________________________________

Pabbie.
_________________________________
Well, never a dull moment with you two.
_________________________________

I hope you're prepared
for what you have done, Elsa.
_________________________________

Angry magical spirits are not
for the faint of heart.
_________________________________

Why are they still angry?
_________________________________
What does all of this
have to do with Arendelle?
_________________________________

Let me see what I can see.
_________________________________

The past is not what it seems.
_________________________________

A wrong demands to be righted.
_________________________________

-Arendelle is not safe.
-(ELSA GASPS)
_________________________________

The truth must be found.
_________________________________

Without it...
_________________________________

I see no future.
_________________________________

No future?
_________________________________

When one can see no future...
_________________________________

all one can do is the next right thing.
_________________________________

The next right thing
_________________________________

is for me to go
to the Enchanted Forest...
_________________________________
and find that voice.
_________________________________

Kristoff, can I borrow your wagon
_________________________________
-and Sven?
-SVEN: Hmm?
_________________________________

I'm not very comfortable
with the idea of that.
_________________________________

-You are not going alone.

-Anna, no.
_________________________________
I have my powers

to protect me. You don't.
_________________________________

Excuse me, I climbed
the North Mountain...
_________________________________
survived a frozen heart,
_________________________________
and saved you from my ex-boyfriend...
_________________________________

and I did it all without powers,
_________________________________

-so, you know, I'm coming.
-(INHALES)
_________________________________

Me, too. I'll drive
_________________________________

I'll bring the snacks!
_________________________________

I will look after your people.
_________________________________

Please make sure they stay
_________________________________
out of the kingdom until we return.
_________________________________
Of course.
_________________________________
Let's let them know.
_________________________________

Anna, I am worried for her.
_________________________________

We have always feared
_________________________________

Elsa's powers were too much
for this world.
_________________________________

Now, we must pray they are enough.
_________________________________
(BREATHES SHARPLY)
_________________________________

I will not let anything happen to her.
_________________________________

_________________________________

 (GASPS) Dante!

_________________________________

-You can see me? Wait!
-(BARKING)
_________________________________
What's going on? Dante!
_________________________________
(BOTH GRUNT)
_________________________________

-Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

-Miguel?

_________________________________

-Miguel?

-Miguel?

_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________

You're here? Here, here.

And you can see us?

_________________________________

-Our Migueli-ti-ti-ti-to!
-(YELPING)

_________________________________

Remind me how I know you.

_________________________________

-We're your family, mijo.
-(GASPING)

_________________________________

-MIGUEL: Tía Rosita?

-Sí.

_________________________________

-MIGUEL: Papá Julio?

-Hola.

_________________________________
MIGUEL: Tía Victoria?

_________________________________

He doesn't seem entirely dead.

_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)
-He's not quite alive, either.

_________________________________

We need Mamá Imelda.

She'll know how to fix this.

_________________________________

Oye! It's Mamá Imelda.

_________________________________

-She couldn't cross over!
-(ALL GASP)

_________________________________

-She's stuck!

-On the other side!

_________________________________

Tío Oscar? Tío Felipe?

_________________________________

-Oh. Hey, Miguel.
-(BOTH GASP)

_________________________________

I have a feeling this has

something to do with you.

_________________________________

But if Mamá Imelda can't come to us...

_________________________________

Then we are going to her! Vámonos!

_________________________________

(DANTE BARKING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Whoa.

_________________________________

Come on, Miguel. It's okay.
_________________________________

_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________
(SINGING) One song
I have but one song

_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________
(CHIRPING)
_________________________________
Hello there.
_________________________________

What's the matter?
_________________________________

Where's your mama and papa?
_________________________________

Why, I believe you're lost.
_________________________________
(CHIRPING)
_________________________________

Oh, please don't cry.
_________________________________
(CHIRPING)
_________________________________

Come on, perk up.
_________________________________

Won't you smile for me?
_________________________________

(LAUGHING) That's better.
_________________________________

Your mama and papa can't be far.
_________________________________
(CHIRPING)
_________________________________

There they are!
_________________________________

Can you fly?
_________________________________

Good-bye. Good-bye!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

I can't, I can't do it.
_________________________________

Forgive me.

I beg of Your Highness, forgive me.
_________________________________

I don't understand!
_________________________________

She's mad, jealous of you!

She'll stop at nothing!
_________________________________

-But, but who?

-The Queen.
_________________________________

-The Queen?

-Now, quick, child, run.
_________________________________

Run away, hide!
_________________________________

In the woods! Anywhere!

Never come back!
_________________________________

Now, go. Go! Go!
_________________________________

Run! Run! Hide!
_________________________________
(HUNTSMAN SHOUTING)
_________________________________
(SCREECHING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(WIND HOWLING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(SOBBING)
_________________________________

_________________________________
GEPPETTO: What could have
happened to him?
_________________________________
(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

Where could he be at this hour?
_________________________________

I'd better go out again

and look for him.
_________________________________

-(SNIFFING)
-And remember,
_________________________________
nobody eats a bite until I find him.
_________________________________
(DOOR CLOSES)
_________________________________
(CLEO GURGLES)

_________________________________
STROMBOLI: (SINGING)
I got no strings but I got the brain
_________________________________

I buy a new suit and I swing the cane
_________________________________

I eat the best

and I drink champagne
_________________________________

I got no strings on me

_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
-Bravo, Pinocchio!

-They liked me!
_________________________________

Mmm. Two hundred!
_________________________________

-You are sensational!

-You mean I'm good?
_________________________________

Ah! Three hundred!
_________________________________

You are colossal!
_________________________________

Does that mean I'm an actor?
_________________________________

Sure! I will push you

in the public's eye.
_________________________________

Your face, she will be

on everybody's tongue.
_________________________________

Will she?
_________________________________

Yeah... Uh-huh.
_________________________________

What's this?
_________________________________

(SPEAKING ITALIAN)
_________________________________
Ah...
_________________________________

For you, my little Pinocchio.
_________________________________

For me? Gee, thanks!
_________________________________

I'll run right home

and tell my father.
_________________________________
(COUGHING)
_________________________________

Home?
_________________________________

Oh, sure. Going home to your father.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Oh, that is very comical.
_________________________________

You mean it's funny?
_________________________________

(LAUGHING) Oh, sure! Yes.
_________________________________

-I'll be back in the morning.

-Be back in the morning!
_________________________________
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)
_________________________________

Going home?
_________________________________
(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________

There, this will be your home,
_________________________________

-where I can find you always!

-No, no, no!
_________________________________

Yes, yes, yes!
_________________________________

To me you are belonging.
_________________________________

We will tour the world. Paris. London.
_________________________________

Monte-Carlo. Constantinople.
_________________________________

No, no!
_________________________________

Yes! We start tonight!
_________________________________

Mmm.
_________________________________

You will make lots of money for me!
_________________________________

And when you are growing too old,
_________________________________

you will make good firewood!
_________________________________
(STROMBOLI LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Let me out of here!
I gotta get out! You can't keep me!
_________________________________

Quiet! Shut up!
_________________________________

Before I knock you silly!
_________________________________

Good night,
_________________________________

my little wooden gold mine.
_________________________________
(STROMBOLI LAUGHING)
_________________________________

No! No, wait!
_________________________________
Let me out! I'll tell my father!
_________________________________

(STROMBOLI GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(WHIP CRACKS)
_________________________________
STROMBOLI: Get along there.
_________________________________
(HORSES TROTTING)
_________________________________

Jiminy!
_________________________________
-Oh, Jiminy!
-(THUNDER RUMBLES)
_________________________________
(WHISTLES)
_________________________________

Jiminy, where are you?
_________________________________
(WHISTLING)
_________________________________

Jiminy Cricket!
_________________________________
(THUNDER CLAPPING)
_________________________________
(SOBBING)
_________________________________

Well, there he goes.
_________________________________

Sitting in the lap of luxury,

the world at his feet.
_________________________________

Oh, well, I can always say
"I knew him when."
_________________________________

I'll just go out of his life quietly.
_________________________________
(THUNDER CLAPPING)
_________________________________

I would like to wish him luck, though.
_________________________________

Sure! Why not?
_________________________________

Pinocchio?
_________________________________

Pinocchio!
_________________________________
It's me, your old friend, Jiminy.
Remember?
_________________________________

Jiminy! Gee, I'm glad to see you!
_________________________________

Pinocchio, what's happened?
_________________________________

What did he do to you?
_________________________________

Oh, he was mad.
_________________________________

He said he was gonna
push my face in everybody's eye.
_________________________________

-Yeah?

-And just 'cause I'm a goldbrick,
_________________________________

he's gonna chop me into firewood!
_________________________________

Oh, is that so?

Now, don't you worry, son.
_________________________________

I'll have you out of here

in no time at all.
_________________________________

Why, this is just as easy
_________________________________
as rolling off of a... (GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(CLANKING)
_________________________________

Kind of rusty.
_________________________________
(CLANKING)
_________________________________

Needs a little oil.

_________________________________
ECHO: Needs a little oil,
needs a little oil.
_________________________________

That's what I said.
_________________________________
(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
Woo-hoo-hoo!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Must be one of the old models.
_________________________________

You mean, you can't open it?
_________________________________

Yeah.
_________________________________

Looks pretty hopeless.
_________________________________

It'll take a miracle

to get us out of here.
_________________________________

Gee.
_________________________________

Pinocchio?
_________________________________
(THUNDER CRACKING)
_________________________________

Pinocchio!

_________________________________
STROMBOLI: Giddy up!
_________________________________
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)
_________________________________

-Pinocch...
-(THUNDER CLAPPING)
_________________________________

A fine conscience I turned out to be.
_________________________________

I should've listened to you, Jiminy.
_________________________________

No, it was my fault.
_________________________________
I shouldn't have walked out on you.
_________________________________

Guess I'll never see my father again.
_________________________________
(SNIFFLES)
_________________________________

Oh, buck up, son. It could be worse.
_________________________________

Be cheerful. Like me!
_________________________________
(SOBBING)
_________________________________

Aw.
_________________________________
Take it easy, son.
_________________________________

Come on, blow.
_________________________________

Attaboy.
_________________________________

Oh, well,
_________________________________
it stopped raining anyway.
_________________________________

Hey, that star again!
_________________________________

The lady!
_________________________________
Ooh, the fairy!
_________________________________

What'll she say?
_________________________________

What'll I tell her?
_________________________________

You might tell her the truth.
_________________________________

Why, Pinocchio!
_________________________________

Uh...
_________________________________
Hello!

_________________________________
-FAIRY: Sir Jiminy!
-Well!
_________________________________
This is a pleasant surprise!
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Pinocchio, why didn't you go to school?
_________________________________

School? Well, I...
_________________________________
Go ahead, tell her.
_________________________________

I was going to school

till I met somebody.

_________________________________
-FAIRY: Met somebody?
-Yeah, two big monsters!
_________________________________

With big green eyes.
_________________________________

Why, I...
_________________________________

Monsters? Weren't you afraid?
_________________________________

No, ma'am.
But they tied me in a big sack.

_________________________________
FAIRY: You don't say!
_________________________________

And where was Sir Jiminy?
_________________________________

Oh, Jiminy?
_________________________________

Psst. Leave me out of this.
_________________________________

They put him in a little sack.

_________________________________
-FAIRY: No!
-Yeah!
_________________________________
-FAIRY: How did you escape?
-I didn't.
_________________________________

They chopped me into firewood!
_________________________________

Oh, look, my nose!
_________________________________
What's happened?
_________________________________

Perhaps you haven't been

telling the truth, Pinocchio.
_________________________________

-Perhaps?

-Oh, but I have! Every single word!
_________________________________
(BIRDS WHISTLE)
_________________________________

Oh, please help me. I'm awful sorry.
_________________________________

You see, Pinocchio,
a lie keeps growing and growing
_________________________________

until it's as plain
as the nose on your face.
_________________________________

She's right, Pinoke,

you better come clean.
_________________________________

I'll never lie again, honest, I won't.
_________________________________

Please, Your Honor,

uh, I mean, Miss Fairy.
_________________________________

Give him another chance for my sake.
_________________________________

Will you? Huh?
_________________________________

I'll forgive you this once.
_________________________________

But remember, a boy who won't be good
_________________________________
might just as well be made of wood.
_________________________________

-We'll be good, won't we?

-We'll be good, won't we?
_________________________________

Very well, but this is

the last time I can help you.
_________________________________

Gee, look, Jiminy! My nose!
_________________________________

Hey, we're free. Come on, Pinoke.

_________________________________
STROMBOLI: (SINGING)
I buy a new suit and I swing the cane
_________________________________

I eat the fish

and I drink champagne
_________________________________

I got no strings on me

_________________________________
Toodle-oo, Stromboli.
_________________________________

-Goodbye, Mr. Stromboli.

-Shh! Quiet!
_________________________________
Let's get out of here

before something else happens.

_________________________________

_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

Please don't run away.
_________________________________

I won't hurt you.

_________________________________
I'm awfully sorry.
I didn't mean to frighten you.
_________________________________
But you don't know
what I've been through.
_________________________________
And all because I was afraid.
_________________________________
I'm so ashamed of the fuss I've made.
_________________________________
What do you do
when things go wrong?
_________________________________
(TWITTERING)
_________________________________
Oh! You sing a song!
_________________________________
(TWITTERING)
_________________________________
(VOCALIZING)
_________________________________
(MIMICKING)
_________________________________
(VOCALIZING)
_________________________________
(MIMICKING)
_________________________________
(VOCALIZING)
_________________________________
(MIMICKING)
_________________________________
(SHRILL NOTE)
_________________________________
(SNOW WHITE LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(SINGING) With a smile and a song
_________________________________
Life is just like a bright, sunny day
_________________________________
Your cares fade away
_________________________________
And your heart is young
_________________________________
(TWITTERING)
_________________________________
With a smile and a song
_________________________________
All the world seems to waken anew
_________________________________
Rejoicing with you
_________________________________
As the song is sung
_________________________________
There's no use in grumbling
_________________________________
(TWITTERING)
_________________________________
When raindrops come tumbling
_________________________________
Remember you're the one
_________________________________
Who can fill the world with sunshine
_________________________________
When you smile and you sing
_________________________________
Everything is in tune and it's spring
_________________________________
And life flows along
_________________________________
(TWITTERING)
_________________________________
With a smile and a song
_________________________________
(TWITTERING)
_________________________________
I really feel quite happy now.
_________________________________
I'm sure I'll get along somehow.
_________________________________
Everything's going to be all right.
_________________________________
But I do need a place to sleep at night.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING) I can't sleep
in the ground like you
_________________________________
or in a tree the way you do.
_________________________________
And I'm sure no nest could possibly
be big enough for me.
_________________________________
Maybe you know where I can stay.
_________________________________
In the woods somewhere?
_________________________________
(TWITTERING)
_________________________________
You do?
_________________________________
(TWITTERING)
_________________________________
Will you take me there?

_________________________________

Oh, it's adorable!
_________________________________

Just like a doll's house.
_________________________________

I like it here.
_________________________________

Ooh, it's dark inside.
_________________________________

Guess there's no one home.
_________________________________
(DOOR CREAKING)
_________________________________

Hello?
_________________________________

May I come in?
_________________________________
Shh!
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

What a cute little chair!
_________________________________

Why, there's seven little chairs!
_________________________________

Must be seven little children.
_________________________________

And from the look of this table,

seven untidy little children.
_________________________________

A pickaxe. A stocking, too!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

And a shoe!
_________________________________
(ASTONISHED WHISTLE)
_________________________________

And just look at that fireplace.
_________________________________

It's covered with dust.
_________________________________
(SNEEZING)
_________________________________

And look, cobwebs everywhere!
_________________________________

My, my, my!
_________________________________

What a pile of dirty dishes!
_________________________________
(WHISTLING)
_________________________________

(GASPING) And just look at that broom!
_________________________________
(TSKING)
_________________________________

Why, they've never swept this room.
_________________________________

You'd think their mother would...
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________

Maybe they have no mother.
_________________________________

Then they're orphans.
_________________________________

That's too bad.

_________________________________
I know!
_________________________________
We'll clean the house
and surprise them.
_________________________________
Then maybe they'll let me stay.
_________________________________
(TWITTERING)
_________________________________
Now, you wash the dishes.
_________________________________
You tidy up the room.
_________________________________
You clean the fireplace.
_________________________________
And I will use the broom.
_________________________________
(TWITTERING BUGLE CALL)
_________________________________
(SINGING) Just whistle while you work
_________________________________
(WHISTLING)
_________________________________
And cheerfully together
we can tidy up the place
_________________________________
So hum a merry tune
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________
It won't take long when there's a song
to help you set the pace
_________________________________
And as you sweep the room
_________________________________
Imagine that the broom
_________________________________
Is someone that you love and soon
you'll find you're dancing to the tune
_________________________________
Oh, no, no, no, no! Put them in the tub.
_________________________________
When hearts are high the time will fly
_________________________________
So whistle while you work
_________________________________
Uh-uh, uh-uh!
_________________________________
Not under the rug.
_________________________________
(CHATTERING)
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________
(MUSIC BOX PLAYING)
_________________________________
(SNEEZING)
_________________________________
(SNOW WHITE HUMMING)
_________________________________
(TWITTERING)
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________
(TWITTERING)
_________________________________
So whistle while you work
_________________________________
(TWITTERING)
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________
(HARMONIZING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
A Place Called Slaughter Race – Ralph Breaks the Internet
_________________________________

_________________________________

ANNOUNCER: Slaughter Race!
Enter at your own risk.

_________________________________
(HELICOPTER HOVERING)
_________________________________
(SINGING) What can it be that
calls me to this place today?
_________________________________
This lawless car ballet?
_________________________________
What can it be?
_________________________________
Am I a baby pigeon
sprouting wings to soar?
_________________________________
Was that a metaphor?
_________________________________
Hey, there's a dollar store
_________________________________
Look!
I'm rhyming
_________________________________
My spirit's climbing
_________________________________
As I'm called through
this fog of mace
_________________________________
To this place called
_________________________________
Slaughter Race
_________________________________
(TIRES SCREECHING)
_________________________________
Welcome back
Watch your head
_________________________________
Hate to see you end up dead
_________________________________
Let's get this party rollin'
_________________________________
Is that appliance stolen?
_________________________________
-We have
-Fallen wires
_________________________________
-Dumpster fires
-Creepy clowns
_________________________________
And burning tires
_________________________________
That great white in the sewer
_________________________________
You'll be happy
that you knew her
_________________________________
Fin bump!
_________________________________
Dogs and cats
They sure taste great
_________________________________
With a side of license plate
_________________________________
Some find us deplorable
_________________________________
Well, I think you're adorable
_________________________________
We may be a motley crew
But our hearts ring true
_________________________________
And just for you
A face tattoo
_________________________________
(INSTRUMENTAL JAZZ
MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
CHORUS: Slaughter Race
_________________________________
My heart's in flight
And wow, it's a blast
_________________________________
Feels like my dreams
are real at last
_________________________________
No trace of a frown
upon your face
_________________________________
VANELLOPE: Flying so fast
SHANK: Setting the pace
_________________________________
-Living the life
-Loving the chase
_________________________________
-Now is the time
-Here is the place
_________________________________
This Slaughter Race!
_________________________________
I know I should go
_________________________________
But home feels so slow
_________________________________
These roads are paved
with dreams
_________________________________
(ECHOING) Happy dreams
Not creepy clown dreams
_________________________________
What would Ralph say
_________________________________
If it turns out I stay?
_________________________________
In this place called
_________________________________
Slaughter
_________________________________
Race
_________________________________
In this place called
_________________________________
Slaughter
_________________________________
Race

_________________________________

_________________________________

(POLICE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY
OVER RADIO)
_________________________________

CIA.
_________________________________

Interpol!
_________________________________

What is the CIA doing here?

This is my jurisdiction.
_________________________________

Not to mention, my badge is bigger.
_________________________________

One of the stolen paintings was on loan
_________________________________

from the New York
Metropolitan Museum of Art.
_________________________________

So, this is CIA jurisdiction.
_________________________________

Also, this is my travel badge.
_________________________________

-Here's my real badge.

-Oh.
_________________________________

You must have been

looking at the wrong...
_________________________________

-Badge!

-What?
_________________________________

(SIGHS) You've won this round, Pierre.
_________________________________

-My name is "Jean."

-Okay, Shawn.
_________________________________

It looks like we're gonna
be working together.
_________________________________

But that doesn't mean I have to like you.
_________________________________

I didn't like you first.
_________________________________

I didn't like you before I met you.
_________________________________

So, what have we got?
_________________________________

Two priceless paintings stolen
_________________________________

and one average painting
_________________________________

-of an obscure English colonel.

-Hmm.
_________________________________

This has all the markings
of the work of the Lemur.
_________________________________

What's a lemur?
_________________________________

Only the second most wanted

criminal in the world.
_________________________________

And my personal nemesis.
_________________________________

Unfortunately for me,

his identity is a mystery.
_________________________________

No, literally, what is a lemur?
_________________________________

Oh. It is also a rat-monkey

from Madagascar.
_________________________________

-Oh.

-A-ha!
_________________________________

Just as I suspected.
_________________________________

This coin is his calling card.
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The Lemur, he is playing with us.
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I have a delivery here for Mr. Eagle.
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Right here.
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-And here's your rope.

-Mmm.
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You were saying?
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Here is the lemur file.
It is everything we have on him.
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