Disney PhilharMagic Fantasia of Spring & Autumn (2019) subtitles (Summer 2019 Part 1)

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(POLICE SIREN WAILS)
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Oh, Walter, don't be nervous.
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Oh, I know. I just can't believe I'm here.
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The home of the Muppets!
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(WOMAN SPEAKING CHINESE)
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What... What happened to this place?
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Wh... Where is everyone, Gary?
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I don't know, buddy. It's so... Oh...
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Oh. Okay, well, I guess

you guys are it for today.
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Ahem. Anyway, welcome to

the original Muppet Studio,
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where dreams can come true.
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-(COUGHS)

-(SPEAKING CHINESE)
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-Is this the Universal Studios?

-Yes, it is.
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Okay, now if you'll just

follow me, please.
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Okay. This used to be Kermit's office.
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-Whoa.

-Mmm-hmm.
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It's really the highlight of the tour.
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You should see it sometime.
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Okay, this next building is

where they kept the rope
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and the medium-gauge wire for

the productions. Let's go take a look.
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GARY: Come on, buddy.

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(CLATTERING)
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-(ACCORDION PLAYS)

-ARIEL: Sebastian!

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Ariel, what are you...

How could you... What is all this?

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It's, uh... It's just my collection.

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Oh, I see.

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Your collection, hmm.
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If your father knew about this place...

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You're not gonna tell him, are you?

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Oh, please, Sebastian,

he would never understand.

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(TWITTERING)
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(WHOOSHING)
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Oh, my dear.

Don't look now, dear husband,

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but our son is missing again.
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So he is. (SIGHS)
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I think he feels a bit silly riding

that white butterfly we gave him.
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Well, why should he feel silly?
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It doesn't quite makes the wrong
impression on the young ladies.

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Well, what about the
impression on the court?
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Colbert, my love, it is the autumn today,
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and we've begun
the golding of the leaves.

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-He should be here.

-Tabitha.
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He'll hurt himself.
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I hope he's not out buzzing

the vales on that wretched bumblebee.
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He is the crown prince,

for heaven's sake.
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COLBERT: (CHUCKLES)
Tabitha, dear,
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have you forgotten
what it's like to be 16?

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-(BUZZING)
-CORNELIUS: Whoa!
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Oh!
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-(HUMMING)
-Hello!
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-What a beautiful voice.
-(BUZZBY BUZZES)
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I wonder who she is.
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-Stay here, boy. I'll check this out.
-(BUZZING)
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(HUMMING CONTINUES)
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(VOCALIZING)
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(HUMMING)
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THUMBELINA:
Oh, you have to go now?
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Well, I see. (CHUCKLES)

You are a wonderful dancer.
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Will I ever see you again?
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(THUMBELINA VOCALIZING)
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(CHUCKLES) May I cut in?

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-(GASPS)

-No, no. Wait. Wait.
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Come back. Oh, I... I apologize.

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I didn't mean to frighten you. (SIGHS)
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(TUTS)
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There. See? No more sword.
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Now will you come out?
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Ah.
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Wait... Wait a minute.
What are you staring at?
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Well, say something, will ya?
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You're.... Oh! You're one of them.
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Uh.. Uh, beg your pardon?
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I thought I was the only one

my size in the whole world.
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(GROWLS)
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Oh. Hero. No. No. No, no, no.
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He's a friend. Look. Uh, hello.
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My name is Thumbelina.
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How do you do, sir? Uh, thank you...
Thank you for coming to visit.

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Uh.... Oh, oh, oh. (CHUCKLES)
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Uh, no trouble at all.
Uh, the pleasure is mine.
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(MURMURING, SIGHS)
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(HERO SNORES)
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Ooh. Sorry about that.
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Thumbelina.
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Oh, it's a lovely name.
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Thank you.
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I'm Cornelius.
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Cornelius? (GIGGLES)

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Well, that's a funny name.

Oh. I... I mean, it's perfect.
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Uh....
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Uh, tell me about the fairy court.
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Is there a... A prince?

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Yes.
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-He must be terribly handsome.

-Oh. Well, he is.
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Strong and brave.
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-None like him.
-I would love to meet the prince.

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-Oh, I'll tell him.

-Oh, thank you.
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Oh, you're welcome.
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-(BUZZING)
-(GASPS)

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-What was that?

-Oh. Oh.
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That's Buzzby, my bumble.
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See, I left him on the sill.
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He doesn't like staying
in one place too long.
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(GIGGLES) Why didn't you
say something? Come on.

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(BUZZES)
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Oh, my!
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Why, he... (CHUCKLES) He's amazing!
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Hey. Hey.
Would you like to go for a spin?
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-Come on. Let's go.
-Oh. (CHUCKLES)
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-(BUZZING)
-(THUMBELINA GIGGLES)
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Oh, I wish I had wings.
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Maybe someday you will.
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Hold on tight. Whoa!
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Oh! (GIGGLING)
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CORNELIUS: (CHUCKLES) Ah.
THUMBELINA: Whoo! (GIGGLING)

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(SINGING) Let me be your wings

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Let me be your only love

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Let me take you far beyond the stars

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Let me be your wings

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Let me lift you high above

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Everything we're dreaming of
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Will soon be ours

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Anything that you desire

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Anything at all

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Every day I'll take you higher

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And I'll never let you fall

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Let me be your wings

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Leave behind the world you know

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For another world of wondrous things

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We'll see the universe

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And dance on Saturn's rings

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Fly with me, and I will be your wings

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She's gonna marry the fairy prince,
huh, Mama?

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Well, perhaps.

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Anything that you desire

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-Anything at all

-Anything at all

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Every day I'll take you higher

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And I'll never let you fall

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-You will be my wings

-Let me be your wings
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-You will be my only love

-Get ready for another world

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Of wondrous things
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Wondrous things are sure to happen

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BOTH: We'll see the universe

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And dance on Saturn's rings

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Heaven isn't too far

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Heaven is where you are

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BOTH: Stay with me
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-I'll let you
-And let me
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-Be my wings

-Be your wings

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(SPEAKING SPANISH)
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This voice is fantástica.

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Mama, I love her.

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(BUZZING)
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Oh, Thumbelina.
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Oh, wow. Something....
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I don't know... Something happened
to me tonight.

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Something... I never want to forget.
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Me too.

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Do not forget me.
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(GASPS) Forget-me-nots.
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Oh, I'll never forget you. Never.
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Never, never.
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-TABITHA: Cornelius!

-Oh, Mother.
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-What... Mother?
-Cornelius!
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Come now!
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THUMBELINA: Cornelius,
who are those people?
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(CORNELIUS SHUSHES)
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It's no time to explain. That's the

queen of the fairies, my mother.
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-Your mother?

-Yeah. Now look. I must go now, but....

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Well, can I see you tomorrow?
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But... Your mother?
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Then you're the.... You are... Are the....

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-Tomorrow?

-Yes, tomorrow.
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-Yes, I'm the prince.

-The prince?
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Yeah. Look, will you meet my parents?

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-TABITHA: Cornelius!

-Oh, say you will.
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I... (GIGGLES NERVOUSLY)
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I will. You will?

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I will. (GIGGLES)
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I will, Prince Cornelius. Yes.
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-Cornelius!

-Cornelius!
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I've gotta go. (CHUCKLES)
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THUMBELINA: Will they like me?

CORNELIUS: Shh! Get down.
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Yes. Yes, they'll love you,

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but, uh, let me talk to them
first tonight,

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and, uh... And then I'll be back for you
in the morning.

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Oh! (CHUCKLES)
Then you can meet my mother.
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Well, great, but... Well, wait here.
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And then...

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we'll live happily ever after.
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Oh, much longer.
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-COLBERT: Cornelius!

-Oh! Goodbye.
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You won't forget to come back,
will you?

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I promise.

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-(BUZZING)
-Whoa!

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Oh. Cornelius.
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Hmm.

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(WHINING)

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Oh, I'm sorry, Rajah.

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But I can't stay here

and have my life lived for me.

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I'll miss you.

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(WHIMPERS)

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Goodbye.

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(VENDORS CALLING OUT)

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Okay, Abu. Go.

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Try this. Your taste buds

will dance and sing.

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(SQUEAKING)

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-Get your paws off that.

-(TAUNTING)

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Why, you...

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Get away from here,

you cursed, filthy ape!

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Goodbye.

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-Nice going, Abu.

-(COOING)

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Breakfast is served.

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Pretty lady, buy a pot.

No finer pot in brass or silver.

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Sugar dates. Sugar dates and figs.

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Sugar dates and pistachios.

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Would the lady like a necklace?

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A pretty necklace for a pretty lady.

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Fresh fish!

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We catch 'em, you buy 'em!

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Oh, no. I don't think so.

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-Oh!

-(GULPING)

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-Excuse me.

-(GULPS)

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(BELCHES)

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I'm really very sorry.

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Wow.

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Uh-oh.

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Hello? Hello?

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Oh, you must be hungry.

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Here you go.

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You'd better be able to pay for that.

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-Pay?

-No one steals from my cart.

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Oh, I'm sorry, sir.

I don't have any money.

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-Thief!

-Please...

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If you let me go to the palace,

I can get some from the sultan.

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Do you know

what the penalty is for stealing?

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No! No, please!

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Thank you, kind sir.

I'm so glad you found her.

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I've been looking all over for you.

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-What are you doing?

-Just play along.

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You, uh, know this girl?

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Sadly, yes. She is my sister.

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She's a little crazy.

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She said she knew the sultan.

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She thinks the monkey is the sultan.

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O wise Sultan, how may I serve you?

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(GIBBERISH)

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Tragic, isn't it?

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But no harm done.

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Now, come along, sis.

Time to go see the doctor.

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Oh, hello, Doctor. How are you?

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No, no, no. Not that one.

Come on, Sultan.

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(GIBBERING)

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(GASPING)

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Huh? What?

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Come back here, you little thieves!

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Excuse me!
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You need a hand there, buddy?
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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(EXCLAIMING)
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Yes!
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(LAUGHS)
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(EXCLAIMING)
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(GIGGLING)
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Sire!

I've been looking for you everywhere.
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What a coincidence, Lawrence.
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I have been avoiding you everywhere.
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We're going to be late

for the masquerade.
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Listen, Lawrence, listen!
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(EXCLAIMS IN DELIGHT)
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It's jazz. It's jazz music!
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It was born here.
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Is beautiful, no?
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No.
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Dance with me, fat man.
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Stay loose, Lawrence!
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We're supposed to be

at the LaBouff estate by now!
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Yes, yes, yes,

but first I buy everyone here a drink!
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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With what?
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At this point, you have two choices,
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woo and marry a rich young lady
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or get a job!
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(HORSE WHINNYING)
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(GROANS)
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All right. Fine. But first we dance!
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No, this is idiocy!
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For someone who cannot see his feet,

you're very light on them!
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Is perfect!

You finally got into the music.
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Do you get my joke?
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Because your head is... It's in the tuba.
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-Get me out!

-All right.
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Hold on. One...
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(LAUGHING)
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How degrading!

I've never been so humiliated.
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Hello.
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Gentlemen!
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(GREETS IN FRENCH)
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A tip of the hat from Dr. Facilier.
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How y'all doing?
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"Tarot readings, charms, potions.

Dreams made real."
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Were I a betting man, and I'm not,

I stay away from games of chance...
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LAWRENCE: Sire!

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I'd wager I'm in the company

of visiting royalty.
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Lawrence. Lawrence!
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This remarkable gentleman

has just read my palm.
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Or this morning's newspaper.
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(SOFTLY) Sire!

This chap is obviously a charlatan.
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I suggest we move on to a less...
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(SINGING) Don't you disrespect me,
little man
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Don't you derogate or deride

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You're in my world now, not your world

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And I got friends on the other side

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-He's got friends on the other side

-He's got friends on the other side

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That's an echo, gentlemen.
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Just a little something we have here

in Louisiana, little parlor trick.
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Don't worry.
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Sit down at my table
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Put your minds at ease

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If you relax, it will enable me
to do anything I please

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I can read your future
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I can change it round some, too
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I look deep into your heart and soul
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You do have a soul

don't you, Lawrence?
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Make your wildest dreams come true
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I got voodoo, I got hoodoo

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I got things I ain't even tried

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And I got friends on the other side

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-He's got friends on the other side

-He's got friends on the other side

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The cards, the cards
The cards will tell

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The past, the present
and the future, as well

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The cards, the cards, just take three

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Take a little trip into your future
with me

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Now you, young man
are from across the sea

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You come from two long lines
of royalty

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I'm a royal myself on my mother's side.
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Your lifestyle's high
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But your funds are low
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You need to marry a little honey
whose daddy got dough

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Mom and Dad cut you off,

huh, playboy?
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Eh, sad but true.
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Now y'all got to get hitched.

But hitching ties you down.
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You just want to be free,

hop from place to place.
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But freedom takes green.
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(DR. FACILIER CHUCKLING)
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It's the green, it's the green
It's the green you need

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And when I look into your future
it's the green that I seen

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On you, little man
I don't want to waste much time
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You been pushed round all your life
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You been pushed round
by your mother

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And your sister and your brother

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And if you was married

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You'd be pushed round by your wife

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(CHUCKLES)
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But in your future, the you I see
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Is exactly the man
you always wanted to be
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Shake my hand
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Come on, boys
Won't you shake a poor sinner's hand?

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Yes

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Are you ready?

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-Are you ready?

-Are you ready?
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Are you ready?
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Transformation Central
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-Transformation Central

-Transformation Central
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Reformation Central
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-Reformation Central

-Reformation Central

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Transmogrification Central

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(SHOUTS)
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Can you feel it?

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You're changing, you're changing

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You're changing, all right

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I hope you're satisfied

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But if you ain't, don't blame me

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You can blame my friends

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On the other side

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-You got what you wanted

-You got what you wanted
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-But you lost what you had

-But you lost what you had
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Hush

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(EXPLOSION)

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With all due respect, Your Rottenness,

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couldn't we just wait for a real storm?

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Save your breath, Iago. Faster.

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Yes, O mighty evil one.

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(PANTING)

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Part, sands of time.

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Reveal to me the one

who can enter the cave.

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Yes! Yes!

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There he is.

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My diamond in the rough.

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That's him? That's the clown

we've been waitin' for?

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Let's have the guards extend him

an invitation to the palace, shall we?

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Swell.

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(COUGHS)

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(SINISTER LAUGHTER)

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NARRATOR: Now, Pooh was not

the sort to give up easily.

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When he put his mind to honey,

he stuck to it.

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Now, honey rhymes with bunny,
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and bunny rhymes with, uh...

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Rabbit?
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I like Rabbit because
he uses short, easy words,
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like, "How about lunch?"
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And, "Help yourself, Pooh."
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Pooh? Lunch?
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Oh, no. Not again.
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Oh, my. Oh, my goodness gracious!
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Is anybody at home?
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What I said was, "Is anybody at home?"
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RABBIT: No!
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Bother! Isn't there anybody here at all?
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Nobody.
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Must be somebody there because

somebody must have said, "Nobody."
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-Rabbit, isn't that you?

-No!
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Isn't that the Rabbit's voice?
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I don't think so. It isn't meant to be.
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-Hello, Rabbit!

-Oh, hello, Pooh bear.
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Pooh bear!
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Uh, uh...
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Uh, what a pleasant surprise.
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Uh, how about lunch?
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Oh, thank you, Rabbit.
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And help yourself, Pooh.
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(HUMMING)
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Would you like condensed milk

or honey on your bread?
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Both! But never mind the bread, please.
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Just a small helping, if you please.
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There you are.
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Is something wrong?
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Well, I did mean

a little larger small helping.
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Perhaps it would save time

if you took the whole jar?
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Thank you, Rabbit.

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NARRATOR: So Pooh ate, and ate,

and ate, and ate,

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and ate, and ate and ate,
and ate and ate!

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Until at last, he said to Rabbit,
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in a rather sticky voice...

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I must be going now.
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Goodbye, Rabbit.
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Well, goodbye,
if you're sure you won't have any more.
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Is there any more?
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-No, there isn't.

-I thought not.
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(SLURPING)
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Ooph!
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Oh, help and bother! I'm stuck.
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Oh, dear! Oh, gracious!
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Well, it all comes from eating too much.
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(GRUNTING)
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It all comes from not having

front doors big enough!
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(GRUNTS)
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Oh, dear, it's no use.
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Only one thing to do.

I'll get Christopher Robin.
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Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
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RABBIT: Oh, my heavens to Betsy.
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(OWL HOOTING)
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(HOOTING)
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-Well, if it isn't Pooh bear.

-Oh, hello, Owl.
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Splendid day to be up and about

one's business, quite. (CHUCKLES)
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Oh...
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I say, are you stuck?
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No, no, just resting,
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and thinking and humming to myself.
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(HUMMING)
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(CLEARS THROAT) You, sir, are stuck,
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a wedged bear, in a great tightness.
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In a word, irremovable.
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Now, obviously,
this situation calls for an expert.
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(WHISTLING) Somebody call for
an excavation expert?
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I'm not in the book,

but I'm at your service.
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Gopher's the name. Here's my card.

What's your problem?
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(CLEARS THROAT) Yes, yes, yes, yes.
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It seems the entrance to
Rabbit's domicile is impassable.
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Uh, to be exact, plugged.
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-And you want me to dig it out?

-Precisely.
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I say, it's over here, my good fellow.
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Heh, um...
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The first thing to be done

is get rid of that bear.
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He's gumming up the whole project.
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Dash-it-all, he is the project!
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Hard digging, might hit bedrock.
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Danger of cave-in. Risky.
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Needs planks for bracing.
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Big job. Take two, three days.
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Three days? What about lunches?
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No problem,
I always go home for lunch.
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Oh, this will run into money.
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I say, how much?
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Do the job for hourly rate,
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plus cover materials,
plus overtime, plus 10%.
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And your estimate?
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Nope, can't give an estimate. Too risky.
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Whoo, whoo.
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Blast-it-all.
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Good idea! We'll dynamite, save time.
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Ah, what's the charge?
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The charge?
Oh, about seven sticks of dynamite.
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No, no, no, the cost!

The charge in money?
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Nope, no charge account.

I work strictly cash.
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Obviously, but I should think...
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I can't stand around lollygagging

all day. Got a tight schedule.
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(SCREAMS)
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If you think it over, let me know.
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You got my card. I'm not in the book.
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Oh. Dash-it-all, he's gone.
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After all, he's not in the book, you know.
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(CLEARS THROAT) Oh.
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RABBIT: Here we come. Don't worry.
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Cheer up, Pooh bear. We're coming.
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We'll get you out.
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Well, maybe.
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Silly old bear. Here, give me your paw.
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(GRUNT)
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Ow. It's no use. I'm stuck!
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Well, if we can't pull you out, Pooh,

perhaps we can push you back.
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Oh, no! Not that! Oh, my gracious!
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Oh, dear!
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Having got this far,

it seems a pity to waste it.
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Pooh bear,
there's only one thing we can do.
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Wait for you to get thin again.
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Oh, bother. How long will that take?
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Days. Weeks. Months. Who knows?
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Oh, dear.
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If I have to face
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that thing for months,
_________________________________

I might as well make the best of it.
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________

Oh, no! There it is again!
_________________________________

Well, l'll just turn it to the wall.
_________________________________

Oh, dear!
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________

Yes, a frame.
_________________________________
Ah-ha!
_________________________________

No. No, no, no. No.
_________________________________

Very nice.
_________________________________

And a splash of color.
_________________________________
Oh...
_________________________________

It just doesn't have

that rustic, informal look.
_________________________________
-(SCRUNCH)
-Ooph!
_________________________________

-There.
-(SCRUNCH)
_________________________________
A hunting trophy.
_________________________________

Ah-ha. I know just the thing.
_________________________________

Something tickles.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Oh, Pooh! You messed up my moose!
_________________________________

Pooh?
_________________________________
Roo has a little surprise for you.
_________________________________

-Flowers.

-Honeysuckle.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) No, Pooh,
you don't eat them.
_________________________________

You smell them.
_________________________________

Oh.
_________________________________
(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

That's not bad. Not bad at all.

It's rather good, I think.
_________________________________

Ah... (SNIFFING)
_________________________________

Oh, no!
_________________________________
Ah... Ah...
_________________________________
-(POOH SNEEZES)

-Oh, no! Help!
_________________________________

Why did I ever invite that bear to lunch?
_________________________________

Why, oh, why, oh, why?

_________________________________
_________________________________

MICHAEL: Take that!

_________________________________

Insolent boy! I'll slash you to ribbons!

_________________________________

MICHAEL: And I'll cut you to pieces.

_________________________________

-Aha!

-JOHN: Ouch!

_________________________________

-Careful, Michael, my glasses.

-I'm sorry, John.

_________________________________

You'll never leave this ship alive!

_________________________________

Oh, yes, I will.

_________________________________

-(BOTH BOYS GRUNTING)

-MICHAEL: Take that!

_________________________________

Scuttle me bones, boy,

I'll slit your gizzard.

_________________________________

MICHAEL: Oh, no, you won't.

_________________________________

Back, back, back, you villain!

_________________________________

-Insolent pup!

-Wicked pirate!

_________________________________

JOHN: Aha, I got ya.

_________________________________

MICHAEL: You didn't either.

You never touched me.

_________________________________

Take that and that! And that!

_________________________________

Boys, boys, less noise, please.

_________________________________

-Oh, hello, Father.

-You old bilge rat.

_________________________________

Wh... What? Now, see here, Michael...

_________________________________

JOHN: Oh, not you, Father.

You see, he's Peter Pan.

_________________________________

-MICHAEL: And John's Captain Hook.

-Yes, yes, of course.

_________________________________

-Have you seen my cuff...

-(YELPS)

_________________________________

Oh, Nana, for goodness sake!

_________________________________

Where are those cuff links?

_________________________________

-Cuff links, Father?

-Yes, the gold ones.

_________________________________

Michael, the buried treasure.

Where is it?

_________________________________

-I don't know.

-JOHN: The map then.

_________________________________

-Where's the treasure map?

-MICHAEL: It got lost.

_________________________________

-Good heavens, my shirt front!

-Hurray! You found it!

_________________________________

-You found it!

-Yes, so I have.

_________________________________

And hereafter... Don't paw me, Michael.

_________________________________

This is my last clean...

_________________________________

No!

_________________________________

No!

_________________________________

George, dear,

we must hurry or we'll be...

_________________________________

-Mary, look!

-George.

_________________________________

-It's only chalk, Father.

-Why, Michael.

_________________________________

It's not his fault. It's in the story.

_________________________________

-JOHN: And Wendy says...

-Wendy? Story?

_________________________________

I might have known. Wendy!

_________________________________

-Wendy!

-Yes, Father?

_________________________________

-Would you kindly ex...

-Oh, Mother!

_________________________________

-You look simply lovely.

-Thank you, dear.

_________________________________

-Wendy.

-Just my old gown made over.

_________________________________

-But it did turn out rather nicely...

-Mary, if you don't mind.

_________________________________

Why, Father,

what have you done to your shirt?

_________________________________

What have I... Oh!

_________________________________

Now, George, really. It comes right off.

_________________________________

That's no excuse.

Wendy, haven't I warned you?

_________________________________

Stuffing the boys' heads

with a lot of silly stories.

_________________________________

-Oh, but they aren't.

-I say they are!

_________________________________

Captain Crook! Peter Pirate!

_________________________________

Peter Pan, Father.

_________________________________

Pan! Pirate! Poppycock!

_________________________________

-Oh! No, Father.

-You don't understand.

_________________________________

Absolute poppycock!

And let me tell you, this ridiculous...

_________________________________

Now, George.

_________________________________

"Now, George".

_________________________________

"Now, George"!

_________________________________

Well, "Now, George", will have his say!

_________________________________

Please, dear.

_________________________________

Mary, the child's growing up.

_________________________________

It's high time

she had a room of her own.

_________________________________

-Father!

-George!

_________________________________

-What?

-No!

_________________________________

I mean it!

_________________________________

Young lady, this is your last night

in the nursery.

_________________________________

And that's my last word on the matter...

_________________________________

(STAMMERING)

_________________________________

-GEORGE: Oh... Ah...

-(SCREECHING)

_________________________________

No!

_________________________________

No!

_________________________________

(CRASH)

_________________________________

ALL: Oh!

_________________________________

ALL: Poor Nana.

_________________________________

"Poor Nana"?

_________________________________

This is the last straw!

_________________________________

Out! Out, I say!

_________________________________

-No, Father, no!

-Yes!

_________________________________

There'll be no more dogs

for nursemaids in this house!

_________________________________

Goodbye, Nana.

_________________________________

"Poor Nana". Oh, yes, "Poor Nana".

_________________________________

But "Poor Father"? Oh, no!

_________________________________

Blast it! Where is that rope?

_________________________________

Oh, thank you.

_________________________________

Dash it all, Nana,

don't look at me like that.

_________________________________

It's nothing personal. It's just that...

_________________________________

Well, you're not really a nurse at all.

You're... Well, a dog.

_________________________________

And the children aren't puppies.

They're people.

_________________________________

And sooner or later, Nana,

people have to grow up.

_________________________________

But, Mother, I don't want to grow up.

_________________________________

Now, dear, don't worry

about it any more tonight.

_________________________________

He called Peter Pan

"absolute poppycock".

_________________________________

I'm sure he didn't mean it, John.

Father was just upset.

_________________________________

Poor Nana,

(SNIFFLES) out there all alone.

_________________________________

No more tears, Michael.

It's a warm night.

_________________________________

She'll be all right.

_________________________________

-Mother.

-What is it, dear?

_________________________________

-Buried treasure.

-Now, children.

_________________________________

Don't judge your father too harshly.

_________________________________

After all, he really loves you very much.

_________________________________

Oh, don't lock it, Mother.

He might come back.

_________________________________

-"Не"?

-Yes, Peter Pan.

_________________________________

You see, I found something

that belongs to him.

_________________________________

Oh? And what's that?

_________________________________

(YAWNS) His shadow.

_________________________________

"Shadow"?

_________________________________

WENDY: Mmm. Nana had it.

_________________________________

But I... But I took it away.

_________________________________

Oh? Yes, of course.

_________________________________

Good night, dear.

_________________________________

But, George, do you think the children

will be safe without Nana?

_________________________________

Safe? Of course they'll be safe.

Why not?

_________________________________

Well, Wendy said something

about a shadow, and I...

_________________________________

-Shadow? Whose shadow?

-Peter Pan's.

_________________________________

Oh, Peter Pan... Peter Pan!

_________________________________

You don't say. Goodness gracious,

whatever shall we do?

_________________________________

-But, George...

-Sound the alarm!

_________________________________

-Call Scotland Yard!

-There must have been someone.

_________________________________

Oh, Mary, of all the impossible,

childish fiddle-faddle.

_________________________________

Peter Pan indeed.

_________________________________

How can we expect the children

to grow up and be practical...

_________________________________

-George...

-...when you're as bad as they are.

_________________________________

GEORGE: No wonder Wendy

gets these idiotic ideas.
_________________________________

_________________________________

Okay, everybody, turn!

Ready for the base coat over here!
_________________________________

Splendid, splendid. Stack those neatly,

plenty of time before the Queen arrives.
_________________________________

FLOWER FAIRY 1: It's the Queen!
_________________________________

What? She's here? Now?

Play, music fairies.
_________________________________

Yes, play!
_________________________________

(PLAYING CELTIC MUSIC)
_________________________________

Queen Clarion, Your Illustriousness!
_________________________________

As Minister of Spring,

I welcome you to Springtime Square.
_________________________________

What? No fireworks, Minister?
_________________________________

Oh, well, yeah, that could be arranged.

Light fairies! Light fairies!
_________________________________

I'm teasing.

You always make such a fuss,
_________________________________

and everything always

turns out wonderfully.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

Well, I think you'll find

that we have things well in hand.
_________________________________

When the Everblossom blooms,
_________________________________

we'll be ready to bring

spring to the mainland!
_________________________________

Music to my ears.
_________________________________

I know you've all put in months

of practice and preparation,
_________________________________

but keep up the good work

these last few days,
_________________________________

-because just as fairies...

-TINKER BELL: Queen Clarion!
_________________________________

(MUSIC STOPS)
_________________________________

Huh?

_________________________________

Queen Clarion!
_________________________________

-Did I miss anything?

-No, no, no.
_________________________________

Phew! Good.
_________________________________

It's all right.
_________________________________

I came up with some fantastic things
_________________________________

for tinkers to use

when we go to the mainland.
_________________________________

(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________

What's she talking about?
_________________________________
TINKER BELL: Let me show you!

_________________________________

First, baby chipmunks

can't eat the whole nut, right?
_________________________________

Their little teeth can't chew big bites.
_________________________________

So you just crank back this lever,

and it's...
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(CRYING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________

Whoops.
_________________________________

-It's kind of a work in progress.

-Yes, yes, yes. Very clever.
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

And I made this, too.

It's a flower-sprayer.
_________________________________

-CLARION: Tinker Bell, I...

-Here, allow me to demonstrate.
_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

(MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

(MUSIC STOPS)
_________________________________

Sorry.
_________________________________

-But wait till you see this last one.

-Tinker Bell, sweetheart,
_________________________________

has no one explained?
_________________________________

Explained what?
_________________________________

Tinker fairies

don't go to the mainland, dear.
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________

All of those things

are done by the nature-talent fairies.
_________________________________

Your work is here in Pixie Hollow.
_________________________________

-But I thought that...

-I'm sorry, Tinker Bell.
_________________________________

Oh, okay. No. No, that's good.
_________________________________

I mean,

I really couldn't make it anyway.
_________________________________

So, good. Yeah.

This actually works out good.
_________________________________

I mean, well...

So, I'm just gonna... Yeah.

_________________________________

(FAIRY MARY HUMMING)
_________________________________

Back so soon?
_________________________________

You didn't go?
_________________________________

Goodness, no.

Far too much work to do down here.
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Vidia was right. Being a tinker stinks.
_________________________________

Excuse me?
_________________________________

It's just, why don't we get to go

to the mainland?
_________________________________

The mainland? Who gives

a pile of pebbles about the mainland?
_________________________________

But, Fairy Mary,

the other fairies get to go.
_________________________________

Now, Tinker Bell,

are you a garden fairy?
_________________________________

Well, no.
_________________________________

-Are you a light fairy?

-No.
_________________________________

Animal fairy? Water fairy, perhaps?
_________________________________

No and no.
_________________________________

No. You're not. You are a tinker.

It's who you are.
_________________________________

Be proud of it.
_________________________________

The day you can

magically make the flowers grow,
_________________________________

or capture the rays of the sun

and whatnot, then you can go.
_________________________________

Until then, your work is here.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Good idea, Fairy Mary.
_________________________________

_________________________________

Ariel, you're under

a lot of pressure down here.

_________________________________

-Come with me, I'll take you home...
-(RUMBLING)

_________________________________

...and get you something warm to drink.

_________________________________

-ARIEL: What do you suppose...

-Ariel?

_________________________________
SEBASTIAN: Ariel?

_________________________________

(FIREWORKS BURSTING)

_________________________________

(ARIEL GASPS)

_________________________________

-(GIGGLES)

-Ariel, what are you...

_________________________________

Jumpin' jellyfish!

_________________________________

Ariel? Ariel! Please! Come back!

_________________________________

(MEN LAUGH AND CHATTER)

_________________________________

(ACCORDION PLAYING)

_________________________________

(LAUGHTER)

_________________________________

(MAX BARKING)

_________________________________

(SNIFFS)

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________
(MAX PANTING)

_________________________________
ERIC: (WHISTLES)

Max! Here, boy!

_________________________________

(MAX BARKS)

_________________________________

Hey, come on, mutt.

What ya doin', huh, Max?

_________________________________

Come on, Max. (LAUGHS)

_________________________________

Good boy. Good boy.

_________________________________

Hey there, sweetie! Quite a show, eh?

_________________________________

Scuttle, be quiet. They'll hear you.

_________________________________

Ooh, I got ya. I got ya.

_________________________________

We're bein' intrepidaceous.

We're out to discover!

_________________________________

I've never seen a human

this close before.

_________________________________
(PIPE PLAYING)
_________________________________
Oh.
_________________________________

He's very handsome, isn't he?

_________________________________

I don't know. He looks kind of

hairy and slobbery to me.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Not that one.

_________________________________

The one playing the snarfblatt.

_________________________________

Silence, silence.

_________________________________

It is now my honor and privilege

_________________________________

to present our esteemed Prince Eric

_________________________________

with a very special, very expensive,

_________________________________

very large birthday present.

_________________________________

Ah, Grimsby, ya old beanpole,

you shouldn't have.

_________________________________

-(APPLAUSE)

-I know.

_________________________________
GRIMSBY: Happy birthday, Eric.

_________________________________

(GASPING)

_________________________________

(GROWLS)

_________________________________

Uh, gee, Grim... Ha!
(CLEARS THROAT)

_________________________________

It's, uh... It's really somethin'.

_________________________________

Yes, I commissioned it myself.

_________________________________

Of course, I had hoped
it would be a wedding present.

_________________________________

(LAUGHING) Come on, Grim.
Don't start.

_________________________________

Look, you're not still sore
because I didn't fall for
_________________________________
the Princess of Glowerhaven, are you?

_________________________________

Oh, my! Eric, it isn't me alone.

_________________________________

The entire kingdom wants to see you

happily settled with the right girl.

_________________________________

Oh, she's out there somewhere. I just...

_________________________________

I just haven't found her yet.

_________________________________
GRIMSBY: Perhaps you haven't

been looking hard enough.

_________________________________

Believe me, Grim,

when I find her, I'll know.

_________________________________

Without a doubt, it'll just,

bam, hit me, like lightning.

_________________________________

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

_________________________________

MAN: Hurricane a-comin'!

_________________________________

Stand fast! Secure the riggin'!

_________________________________

(ALL CLAMOURING)
_________________________________
(SHOUTING)

_________________________________

(BARKS)

_________________________________

Whoa! The wind's all of a sudden

on the move here! Yo!

_________________________________

Ariel!

_________________________________

(BELL CLANGS)

_________________________________

-ERIC: Look out!

-(MEN SHOUTING)

_________________________________

-(CLANGING)

-(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

-Grim! Hang on!

-(GRIMSBY COUGHS)

_________________________________

(MAX BARKS)

_________________________________

Max!

_________________________________

-(BARKS)

-Jump, Max!

_________________________________

Come on, boy! Jump!
You can do it, Max!

_________________________________

(MAX YELPS)

_________________________________

Eric!

_________________________________

(MAX BARKS)

_________________________________

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Oh, boy. Belle's gonna

get the surprise of her life, huh, Gaston?

_________________________________

Yep, this is her lucky day.

_________________________________

(GASTON CLEARS THROAT)

_________________________________

GASTON: I'd like to thank you all

for coming to my wedding.

_________________________________

First, I better go in there

and propose to the girl.

_________________________________

(ALL LAUGHING)

_________________________________

(SOBBING)

_________________________________

And you, LeFou, now,

when Belle and I come out that door...

_________________________________

I know. I know. I strike up the band!

_________________________________

(WEDDING MARCH PLAYING)

_________________________________

-GASTON: Not yet.

-Sorry.

_________________________________

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

_________________________________

(GROANS)

_________________________________

Gaston, what a pleasant surprise.

_________________________________

Isn't it, though?

I'm just full of surprises.

_________________________________

You know, Belle,

there's not a girl in town

_________________________________

who wouldn't love to be in your shoes.

_________________________________

This is the day...

_________________________________

This is the day your dreams come true.

_________________________________

What do you know

about my dreams, Gaston?

_________________________________

Plenty! Here. Picture this.

_________________________________

A rustic hunting lodge,

my latest kill roasting on the fire

_________________________________

and my little wife massaging my feet

_________________________________

while the little ones play on the floor

with the dogs.

_________________________________

-We'll have six or seven.

-Dogs?

_________________________________

No, Belle.

_________________________________

-Strapping boys like me.

-Imagine that.

_________________________________

Do you know who that little wife will be?

_________________________________

-Let me think.

-You, Belle.

_________________________________

Gaston, I'm... I'm speechless.

_________________________________

I really don't know what to say.

_________________________________

-Say you'll marry me.

-I'm very sorry, Gaston, but...

_________________________________

But I just don't deserve you!

_________________________________

Whoa!

_________________________________

(WEDDING MARCH PLAYING)

_________________________________

(PIG SQUEALS)

_________________________________

So, how'd it go?

_________________________________

I'll have Belle for my wife.

_________________________________

Make no mistake about that.

_________________________________

-Touchy.

-(SNORTS)

_________________________________

-GOTHEL: Rapunzel!

-(GASPS) Oh!
_________________________________

Let down your hair!
_________________________________

One moment, Mother!
_________________________________

I have a big surprise!
_________________________________

Uh... I do, too!
_________________________________

Ooh, I bet my surprise is bigger!
_________________________________

(SOFTLY) I seriously doubt it.
_________________________________

I brought back parsnips. I'm going

to make hazelnut soup for dinner.
_________________________________

Your favorite. Surprise!
_________________________________

Well, Mother,

there's something I want to tell you.
_________________________________

Oh, Rapunzel, you know I hate

leaving you after a fight.
_________________________________

Especially when I've done

absolutely nothing wrong.
_________________________________

I've been thinking a lot

about what you said earlier.
_________________________________

I hope you're not still talking

about the stars.
_________________________________

"Floating lights,"

and, yes, I'm leading up to that.
_________________________________

Because I really thought

we dropped the issue, sweetheart.
_________________________________

No, Mother, I'm just saying,
_________________________________

you think I'm not strong enough

to handle myself out there.
_________________________________

Oh, I know you're not strong enough

to handle yourself out there.
_________________________________

-But if you just...

-We're done talking about this.
_________________________________

-Trust me! I know what I'm...

-Rapunzel.
_________________________________

-Oh, come on!

-Enough with the lights!
_________________________________

You are not leaving this tower! Ever!
_________________________________

(GROANS) Great. Now I'm the bad guy.
_________________________________

All I was going to say, Mother, is that...
_________________________________

I know what I want for my birthday now.
_________________________________

And what is that?
_________________________________

New paint.
_________________________________

The paint made from the white shells

you once brought me.
_________________________________

That is a very long trip, Rapunzel.

Almost three days' time.
_________________________________

I just thought it was a better idea

than the stars.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

You'll be all right on your own?
_________________________________

I know I'm safe as long as I'm here.
_________________________________
GOTHEL: I'll be back

in three days' time.
_________________________________

I love you very much, dear.
_________________________________
RAPUNZEL: I love you more.

_________________________________
GOTHEL: I love you most.

_________________________________

_________________________________

Almost there.

_________________________________

I want to thank you

for stopping that man.

_________________________________

Uh, forget it.

_________________________________

So, this is your first time

in the marketplace, huh?

_________________________________

Is it that obvious?

_________________________________

Well, you do kind of stand out.

_________________________________

I mean, uh, you don't seem to know

how dangerous Agrabah can be.

_________________________________

Hmm. I'm a fast learner.

_________________________________

Wow.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) Hey.

_________________________________

Come on. This way.

_________________________________

Whoa. Watch your head there.

_________________________________

Be careful.

_________________________________

Is this where you live?

_________________________________

Yep. Just me and Abu.

Come and go as we please.

_________________________________

That sounds fabulous.

_________________________________

Well, it's not much,

but it's got a great view.

_________________________________

Wow. The palace looks

pretty amazing, huh?

_________________________________

Oh, it's wonderful.

_________________________________

I wonder what it would

be like to live there,

_________________________________

and have servants and valets.

_________________________________

Oh, sure. People who tell you

where to go and how to dress.

_________________________________

It's better than here.

_________________________________

You're always scraping for food

and ducking the guards.

_________________________________

You're not free

to make your own choices.

_________________________________

-Sometimes you feel so...

-You're just...

_________________________________

-Trapped.

-Trapped.

_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT)

So, where are you from?

_________________________________

What does it matter?

_________________________________

I ran away and I am not going back.

_________________________________

-Really? How come?

-Why, you...

_________________________________

My father's forcing me to get married.

_________________________________

That's... That's awful.

_________________________________

-ALADDIN: Abu!

-(ANGRY SQUEAKING)

_________________________________

What?

_________________________________

Abu says, uh, that's not fair.

_________________________________

What?

_________________________________

-Oh, did he?

-Yeah, of course.

_________________________________

And does Abu

have anything else to say?

_________________________________

Well, uh, he wishes there was

something he could do to help.

_________________________________

Oh, boy.

_________________________________

Hmm.

_________________________________

Tell him that's very sweet.

_________________________________

Here you are.

_________________________________

-They're after me!

-They're after you?

_________________________________

My father must have sent them...

_________________________________

-Do you trust me?

-What?

_________________________________

-Do you trust me?

-Yes...

_________________________________

Then jump!

_________________________________

We just keep running into each other,

don't we, street rat?

_________________________________

Run! Go! Get out of here!

_________________________________

Get this thing off of me!

_________________________________

-It's the dungeon for you, boy.

-Get off of me.

_________________________________

Let him go.

_________________________________

-Looky here, men. A street mouse.

-(GUARDS LAUGH)

_________________________________

Unhand him, by order of the princess.

_________________________________

Princess Jasmine.

_________________________________

-The princess?

-ABU: Princess?

_________________________________

What are you doing outside the palace?

And with this street rat.

_________________________________

That's not your concern.

Do as I command. Release him.

_________________________________

I would, Princess,

except my orders come from Jafar.

_________________________________

-You'll have to take it up with him.

-Believe me, I will.

_________________________________

_________________________________

(WHISPERS) Wow!
_________________________________

Oh! Oh, boy.
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-(RATTLING)
_________________________________

There. Now this here is

Kermit the Frog's old office.
_________________________________

-Or so we've been "toad."

-(BOTH LAUGH)
_________________________________

Well, as you know, gentlemen, I've
loved the Muppets since I was a boy.

_________________________________

ALL: Mmm-hmm.
_________________________________

TEX: And what better way

to honor the Muppets
_________________________________

than to make this beautiful

studio a Muppet museum.
_________________________________

-ALL: Mmm-hmm.

-I think I'll call this room
_________________________________

the "Kermit the Frog's

Old Office Room."
_________________________________

-Oh, that is lovely.

-Oh, good one, Mr. Richman.
_________________________________

Now, this here is the standard

"Rich and Famous" contract
_________________________________

Kermit signed 30 years ago,

that contains...
_________________________________

-The deed to this property.

-Exactly.
_________________________________

Now, this contract is 100 percent

ironclad, with one minor exception.
_________________________________

If the Muppets can raise the
ten million dollars it would cost
_________________________________

to buy the building before this contract
expires, then they get their studio back.

_________________________________
You know, if I didn't know better,
_________________________________

I'd say you were reciting some

sort of an important plot point.
_________________________________

Well, I hope so. Otherwise,

I just bored the audience half to death.
_________________________________

You mean half the audience is still alive?
_________________________________

-(BOTH LAUGH)

-It's nice doing business with you.
_________________________________

-Yes, sir. Come on.

-Goodbye.
_________________________________

Love geriatric humor.
_________________________________

Gentlemen, there's oil under this studio.
_________________________________

(SNIFFS) Yeah, I can smell it.
_________________________________

And more importantly, the geological

survey says there definitely is.
_________________________________

-Oh.

-In two weeks,
_________________________________

we tear this place to the ground
_________________________________

and start drilling. Ah, those Muppets.
_________________________________

They think they're so funny.
_________________________________

Well, it looks like
the joke's about to be on them.
_________________________________

-Maniacal laugh.

-(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

-Maniacal laugh.

-(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Maniacal laugh. Maniacal laugh.
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-Maniacal laugh.
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
GARY: Walter!
MARY: Walter?

_________________________________
GARY: Walter!
MARY: Walter!

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Yeah, so then, when he thought
they were alone, he said,

_________________________________

"There's oil under this studio, see.
_________________________________

I'm gonna tear it to the ground, see.
_________________________________

-Sweet, sweet oil, see!"

-People still talk like that?
_________________________________

Maybe that's just how

he sounded in my head.
_________________________________

Either way, we've got to find Kermit!

He'll know what to do.
_________________________________

How do we find Kermit?

Nobody's seen him in years.
_________________________________
WALTER: (GASPS) Stop the car!

I've got an idea!
_________________________________

ALL: Mmm!
_________________________________

-These are delicious!

-Mmm-hmm.
_________________________________

-Great idea, Walter.

-Mmm-hmm.

_________________________________

_________________________________

Jafar?

_________________________________

Oh, Princess.

_________________________________

Awk! Jafar, I'm stuck.

_________________________________

How may I be of service to you?

_________________________________

The guards just took a boy

from the market, on your orders.

_________________________________

Your father has charged me

with keeping peace in Agrabah.

_________________________________

-The boy was a criminal.

-What was his crime?

_________________________________

I can't breathe, Jafar.

_________________________________

Why, kidnapping the princess,

of course.

_________________________________

If you could just... Aah! That hurt!

_________________________________

He didn't kidnap me. I ran away.

_________________________________

Oh, dear.

_________________________________

Oh, how frightfully upsetting.

Had I but known...

_________________________________

What do you mean?

_________________________________

Sadly, the boy's sentence

has already been carried out.

_________________________________

What sentence?

_________________________________

-Death.

-(GASPING)

_________________________________

-By beheading.

-No.

_________________________________

I am exceedingly sorry, Princess.

_________________________________

How could you?

_________________________________

(WEEPING)

_________________________________

(COUGHING)

_________________________________

(GASPING)

_________________________________

So, how did it go?

_________________________________

I think she took it rather well.

_________________________________

(JASMINE CRYING)

_________________________________

It's all my fault, Rajah.

_________________________________

-I didn't even know his name.

-(RAJAH MURMURING)

_________________________________

_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________
(MURMURS, SNORING)
_________________________________
Mmm-hmm.

_________________________________

-Gotcha!

-(GASPS) What?
_________________________________

-Huh?
-THUMBELINA: Hey! Help!
_________________________________

Help, Hero! Let me out of here!
_________________________________

Oh! Oh, Hero!
_________________________________
-(HERO MURMURS)
-Help, help! Help me!

_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________

-(BARKS)
-¡Un perro! A dog!
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________

¡Ay! Get away from me!
_________________________________

(MRS. TOAD PANTS)
_________________________________

(BARKS)
_________________________________
(HERO WHIMPERS, GASPS)
_________________________________

(GROWLING, BARKING)
_________________________________
(HOWLS, GASPS)
_________________________________
(HOWLS)
_________________________________
(YELPS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

-(HERO WHINES)
-(MRS. TOAD LAUGHS)
_________________________________

(CRYING)
_________________________________
(HERO WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
(BUZZING)
_________________________________

CORNELIUS: Thumbelina!
Oh! Ooh! (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Thumbelina! Thumbelina!
_________________________________
Oh. Oops. Ah. Got it.

_________________________________

Thumbelina, it's me. Where are you?
_________________________________
(GASPS) Wha...

_________________________________

(HERO WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

(BARKING)
_________________________________

-(CHUCKLES) Where is she?
-(HERO WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
What? What happened?
_________________________________

-(MURMURS)
-She was stolen away?
_________________________________
Out the window?
_________________________________

-(BARKS)
-Who did it?
_________________________________
(WHIMPERING, MURMURING)
_________________________________

-Uh, a toad?
-(HERO BARKS)
_________________________________

-(BARKS, PANTS)
-Good dog.
_________________________________

-I'll find her.

-(BARKING)
_________________________________

-(PANTING)
-No, no, Hero.
_________________________________
Look, you stay here and take care
of Thumbelina's mother.

_________________________________

Let her know everything
will be all right.
_________________________________

(BARKS)
_________________________________

(HERO WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

_________________________________

Senator Johnson. Hey, Jimmy.
_________________________________

I hope you're leaving some of them

beignets for your constituents.
_________________________________

Here you go, piping hot.
_________________________________

Stella. Excuse me. Stella, no. No.
_________________________________

(WHINING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHS) Okay, but just one.
_________________________________

But, Miss Charlotte,

you said "later" two hours ago.
_________________________________

Travis, when a woman says "later,"

she really means "not ever."
_________________________________

Now run along.
_________________________________

There are plenty of young fillies dying

for you to waltz them into a stupor.
_________________________________

-Give me them napkins, quick!

-What on earth for?
_________________________________

I swear, I'm sweating

like a sinner in church.
_________________________________

Tia, it's getting to be so late!
_________________________________

There's still a few stragglers.
_________________________________

It's just not fair!

My prince is never coming!
_________________________________

-Now, Lottie...

-I never get anything I wish for!
_________________________________

Lottie, wait!
_________________________________

Just calm down. Take a deep...
_________________________________

Maybe I just got to wish harder.
_________________________________

Please, please, please,

please, please, please!
_________________________________

Lottie, you can't just wish on a star

and expect things...
_________________________________

MAN: Ladies and gentlemen!
_________________________________

His Royal Highness, Prince Naveen!
_________________________________

(GUESTS EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

(WHISTLES)
_________________________________

(GUESTS APPLAUDING)
_________________________________

(WALTZ MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

Evening, Tiana. Marvelous party.
_________________________________

Evening, Mr. Fenner and Mr. Fenner.
_________________________________

Fine-smelling beignets.
_________________________________

Going to be the house specialty

once I sign those papers y'all brought.
_________________________________

Yes. About that.
_________________________________

You were outbid.
_________________________________

-What?

-A fellow came in,
_________________________________

offered the full amount in cash.
_________________________________

Unless you can top his offer

by Wednesday...
_________________________________

You can kiss that place goodbye.
_________________________________

You know how long it took me

to save that money?
_________________________________

Exactly!
_________________________________

Which is why a little woman

of your background
_________________________________

would have had her hands full

trying to run a big business like that.
_________________________________

No, you're better off where you're at.
_________________________________

-Now, wait a minute...

-Love those beignets, though.
_________________________________

Now, hold on there! You come back...
_________________________________

(YELPS)
_________________________________

(SHATTERING)
_________________________________

Tia! Time to hit Prince Charming

with those man-catching...
_________________________________

What happened?
_________________________________

-I... I just...

-You poor dear.
_________________________________

Oh, Prince Naveen,

we'll be right back, sugar!
_________________________________

I got just the dress for you.
_________________________________

Tia, honey, did you see the way

he danced with me?
_________________________________

A marriage proposal

can't be far behind.
_________________________________

Thank you, Evening Star!
_________________________________

You know, I was starting to think that

wishing on stars was just for babies
_________________________________

and crazy people.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Look at you.
_________________________________

Aren't you just as pretty

as a magnolia in May?
_________________________________

Seems like only yesterday

we were both little girls
_________________________________

dreaming our fairy tale dreams,
_________________________________

and tonight they're finally coming true.
_________________________________

Well, back into the fray.
_________________________________

Wish me luck!
_________________________________

Oh, Naveen...
_________________________________

(SINGING) Almost

_________________________________
Almost there

_________________________________
People would have come
from everywhere

_________________________________
I was almost there

_________________________________
I cannot believe I'm doing this.
_________________________________

Please, please, please.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Very funny.
_________________________________

So what now? I reckon you want a kiss?
_________________________________

Kissing would be nice, yes?
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

I'm sorry! I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
_________________________________

I did not mean to scare you.

I... Wait, no, no, no!
_________________________________

Wait. Hold on a sec...
_________________________________

(YELPS)
_________________________________

You have a very strong arm, Princess.
_________________________________

Okay, please! Put the monkey down.
_________________________________

Stay back or I'll...
_________________________________

Please, please, please.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Oh, wow. Allow me to introduce myself.
_________________________________

I am Prince Naveen
_________________________________

(WEAKLY) of Maldonia.
_________________________________

Prince? But I didn't wish for any...
_________________________________

Hold on. If you're the prince,
_________________________________

then who was that waltzing with Lottie

on the dance floor?
_________________________________

All I know is one minute I am a prince,
_________________________________

charming and handsome, cutting a rug,
_________________________________

and then the next thing I know,

I am tripping over these.
_________________________________

Wait, wait, wait, wait!
_________________________________

I know this story!
_________________________________

(NAVEEN EXCLAIMS

IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
_________________________________

-The Frog Prince?

-Yes!
_________________________________

My mother had the servants

read this to me every night.
_________________________________

Yes, yes, yes!
_________________________________

This is exactly the answer!
_________________________________

You must kiss me.
_________________________________

Excuse me?
_________________________________

You will enjoy, I guarantee.
_________________________________

All women enjoy the kiss

of Prince Naveen.
_________________________________

Come. We pucker.
_________________________________

That's new.
_________________________________

Look, I'm sorry.
_________________________________

I'd really like to help you,

but I just do not kiss frogs.
_________________________________

Wait a sec, but on the balcony,

you asked me.
_________________________________

I didn't expect you to answer!
_________________________________

But you must kiss me.
_________________________________

Look, besides being

unbelievably handsome, okay,
_________________________________

I also happen to come from

a fabulously wealthy family.
_________________________________

Surely I could offer you

some type of reward,
_________________________________

a wish I could grant, perhaps?
_________________________________

Yes?
_________________________________

Just one kiss?
_________________________________

Just one, unless you beg for more.
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING IN DISGUST)
_________________________________

(SOFTLY) Okay, Tiana, you can do this.

You can do this.
_________________________________

Just a little kiss. Just a little kiss. Okay.
_________________________________

(INHALES DEEPLY)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
TIANA: You don't look

that much different,
_________________________________

but how did you get way up there?
_________________________________

And how did I get way down here

in all this...
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Easy, Princess. Princess, do not panic!
_________________________________

What did you do to me?

I'm green and I'm slimy!
_________________________________

-No! No, no, no, that is not slime.

-What?
_________________________________

-You are secreting mucus.

-You... You...
_________________________________

(NAVEEN SHOUTS)
_________________________________

(BOTH SHOUTING)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Hey, Stella!
_________________________________

Get them frogs!
_________________________________

-Run!

-I can't run. I'm a frog!
_________________________________

Then hop!
_________________________________

(BARKING)
_________________________________

Down, boy. Down, monster dog!
_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAM)
_________________________________

En garde!
_________________________________
NAVEEN: Look out! Out of the way!
TIANA: Oh, no!

_________________________________

-Where are we going?

-Excuse me!
_________________________________
TIANA: I can't see a thing!
NAVEEN: Neither can I!

_________________________________

-Wait! Stella!

-Going up!
_________________________________

-Stella, it's me, Tiana!

-Tiana?
_________________________________

Stella just talked to me.

The dog just spoke to me!
_________________________________

You know, if you're going

to let every little thing bother you,
_________________________________

it's going to be a very long night!
_________________________________

(GASPS) Oh, dear.
_________________________________

Oh! You're so quiet.
_________________________________

You let him go?
_________________________________

The poor devil was gasping,

so I loosen the lid ever so slightly.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING MALICIOUSLY)
_________________________________

Now how did I ever get tangled up

in all this voodoo madness?
_________________________________

I can't go through with this!
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

You wear this ghastly thing!
_________________________________

Careful with that!
_________________________________

Anything happens to this,

I'm going to be...
_________________________________

Fun fact about voodoo, Larry.
_________________________________

Can't conjure a thing for myself.
_________________________________

Besides, you and I both know

the real power in this world ain't magic.
_________________________________

It's money!
_________________________________

Buckets of it.
_________________________________

-That's true.

-Aren't you tired
_________________________________

of living on the margins while

all those fat cats in their fancy cars
_________________________________

don't give you so much

as a sideways glance?
_________________________________

Yes. I am.
_________________________________

All you got to do is marry

Big Daddy's little princess,
_________________________________

and we'll be splitting that juicy

LaBouff fortune right down the middle.
_________________________________

-60-40, like I said.

-Hmm. Yeah.
_________________________________

But what about Naveen?
_________________________________

Your little slip-up will be

a minor bump in the road,
_________________________________

so long as we've got

the prince's blood in this.
_________________________________

(BOTH CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

Yes.
_________________________________
TIANA: Voodoo?

_________________________________

You mean to tell me this all happened
_________________________________

because you were messing

with the Shadow Man?
_________________________________

He was very charismatic.
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

It serves me right for wishing on stars.
_________________________________

The only way to get what you want

in this world is through hard work.
_________________________________

Hard work? Why would

a princess need to work hard?
_________________________________

Huh? Oh!
_________________________________

I'm not a princess. I'm a waitress.
_________________________________

A waitress?
_________________________________

Well, no wonder the kiss did not work.

You lied to me!
_________________________________

No, I... I never said I was a princess.
_________________________________

You never said that

you were a waitress!
_________________________________

You... You were wearing a crown!
_________________________________

It was a costume party,

you spoiled little rich boy!
_________________________________

Oh, yes?

Well, the egg is on your face, all right?
_________________________________

-Because I do not have any riches.

-What?
_________________________________

(LAUGHS) I am completely broke!
_________________________________

(BALLOON POPS)
_________________________________

Uh-oh.
_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________

You said you were fabulously wealthy!
_________________________________

No. My parents are fabulously wealthy,

but they cut me off for being a...
_________________________________

Leech! Leech!
_________________________________

You're broke,

and you had the gall to call me a liar?
_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________

It was not a lie. I fully...
_________________________________

(SHOUTS)
_________________________________

Run!
_________________________________

I fully intend to be rich again.
_________________________________

Once I marry Miss Charlotte LaBouff.

If she will have me.
_________________________________

-You're a prince?

-Obviously.
_________________________________

She'll have you.
_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________

All right, then.
_________________________________

Once you two are married,

you are going to keep your promise
_________________________________

and get me my restaurant, right?
_________________________________

Not so fast. I made that promise to

a beautiful princess, not a cranky...
_________________________________

Why are those logs moving?
_________________________________
TIANA: Those aren't logs.

_________________________________

(ALLIGATOR SNARLING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) I got dibs on the big one.
_________________________________

ALLIGATOR 1: Where'd they go?
_________________________________

ALLIGATOR 2: Where'd they go?

ALLIGATOR 3: I saw him first!
_________________________________

ALLIGATOR 4: Come here,

you plump, tasty morsel!
_________________________________

ALLIGATOR 3:

That's my tail, pea brain!
_________________________________

ALLIGATOR 1: Where did they go?

Come on!
_________________________________
NAVEEN: Psst!

_________________________________

Lower the vine.
_________________________________

Find your own tree.
_________________________________

-There he is!

-I see him! I see him!
_________________________________

All right. Look, look.

Help me get out of this swamp,
_________________________________

and once I marry Charlotte,

I shall get you your restaurant.
_________________________________

You're going to taste so good

basted and battered and fried!
_________________________________

Quick, quick! Pull me up!
_________________________________

ALLIGATOR 1: (LAUGHS)

You can hop, but you can't hide.
_________________________________

ALLIGATOR 3: We got all night.
_________________________________

(ALLIGATORS LAUGHING)
_________________________________
NAVEEN: Well, waitress, looks like

we're going to be here for a while.
_________________________________

So we may as well get comfortable.
_________________________________

(NAVEEN GROANS)
_________________________________
TIANA: Keep your slimy self

away from me!
_________________________________

I told you, it is not slime! It is mucus!

_________________________________

_________________________________

She was the princess. I can't believe it.

_________________________________

I must have sounded so stupid to her.

_________________________________

ABU: Yoo-hoo! Aladdin! Hello!

_________________________________

Abu. Down here.

_________________________________

(SQUEAKING)

_________________________________

Come on, help me out of these.

_________________________________

(SCOLDING)

_________________________________

Hey, she was in trouble.

Ah, she was worth it.

_________________________________

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

_________________________________

Don't worry, Abu.

I'll never see her again.

_________________________________

I'm a street rat, remember?

And there's a law.

_________________________________

She's gotta marry a prince.

_________________________________

-She deserves a prince.

-Ta-da!

_________________________________

I'm a fool.

_________________________________

MAN: You're only a fool

if you give up, boy.

_________________________________

Who are you?

_________________________________

A lowly prisoner, like yourself.

_________________________________

But together, perhaps we can be more.

_________________________________

I'm listening.

_________________________________

There is a cave, boy,

a Cave of Wonders,

_________________________________

filled with treasures

beyond your wildest dreams.

_________________________________

Ooh!

_________________________________

Treasure enough to impress

even your princess, I'd wager.

_________________________________

Jafar, can you hurry up?

I'm dyin' in here.

_________________________________

-(SQUAWKING)

-But the law says only a prince can...

_________________________________

You've heard of the golden rule,

haven't you?

_________________________________

Whoever has the gold makes the rules.

_________________________________

(WHEEZING LAUGH)

_________________________________

Why would you share all of this

wonderful treasure with me?

_________________________________

I need a young pair of legs

and a strong back to go in after it.

_________________________________

Uh, one problem.

_________________________________

It's out there. We're in here.

_________________________________

Uh-uh. Things aren't always

what they seem.

_________________________________

So, do we have a deal?

_________________________________

Oh, I don't know.

_________________________________

(THUNDER CRASHING)

_________________________________

Who disturbs my slumber?

_________________________________

Uh, it is I, Aladdin.

_________________________________

Proceed.

_________________________________

Touch nothing but the lamp.

_________________________________

Remember, boy, first fetch me the lamp,

_________________________________

and then you shall have your reward.

_________________________________

Come on, Abu.

_________________________________

(SQUEAKING)

_________________________________

-Would you look at that!

-(WHIMPERING)

_________________________________

Just a handful of this stuff

would make me richer than the sultan.

_________________________________

Abu!

_________________________________

(WHINES)

_________________________________

Don't touch anything.

_________________________________

We gotta find that lamp.

_________________________________

(GRUMBLES)

_________________________________

Huh?

_________________________________

-Aladdin!

-Abu, will you knock it off?

_________________________________

(SCREECHES)

_________________________________

Abu, what are you, crazy?

_________________________________

A magic carpet.

_________________________________

Come on. Come on out.

We're not gonna hurt you.

_________________________________

(SCREECHES)

_________________________________

Hey, take it easy, Abu.

He's not gonna bite.

_________________________________

Thanks.

_________________________________

(SQUEAKING)

_________________________________

Wait a minute. Don't go.

_________________________________

Maybe you can help us.

_________________________________

Hey! Whoa!

_________________________________

You see, we're trying to find this lamp.

_________________________________

-I think he knows where it is.

-(SQUEAKS EXCITEDLY)

_________________________________

(ECHOES)

_________________________________

(WHISPERS) Wait here.

_________________________________

(MOANING)

_________________________________

Oh!

_________________________________

This is it?

_________________________________

This is what we came

all the way down here to...

_________________________________

Abu! No!

_________________________________

-CAVE: Infidels!

-Uh-oh.

_________________________________

CAVE: You have touched

the forbidden treasure!

_________________________________

Now you will never again

see the light of day!

_________________________________

Whoa!

_________________________________

Help! Help! Help!

_________________________________

Gotcha!

_________________________________

Carpet, let's move.

_________________________________

Abu!

_________________________________

Abu, this is no time to panic.

_________________________________

Start panicking.

_________________________________

BOTH: Whoa!

_________________________________

(ABU PANTING)

_________________________________

(THUNDER CRACKS)

_________________________________

(ROARING)

_________________________________

-Help me out.

-Throw me the lamp.

_________________________________

I can't hold on. Give me your hand.

_________________________________

First give me the lamp.

_________________________________

(MANIACAL LAUGHTER)

_________________________________

Yes!

_________________________________

At last!

_________________________________

-(WICKED LAUGHTER)

-(ALADDIN STRUGGLES)

_________________________________

What are you doing?

_________________________________

Giving you your reward.

_________________________________

Your eternal reward.

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

(YELLING)

_________________________________

(ROARING)

_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)

_________________________________

It's mine.

_________________________________

It's all mine.

_________________________________

I... Where is it?

_________________________________

No.

_________________________________

No!

_________________________________

Jasmine?

_________________________________

SULTAN: Oh, dearest.

_________________________________

What's wrong?

_________________________________

(SNIFFLING)

_________________________________

Jafar has

_________________________________

done something terrible.

_________________________________

There, there, my dear.

_________________________________

We'll set it right.

_________________________________

Now, tell me everything.

_________________________________

_________________________________

NARRATOR: While Pooh's bottom

was stuck at the top of page 28,

_________________________________

his top was stuck

at the bottom of page 30.

_________________________________
So both ends waited to get thin again.

_________________________________
Day after day.

_________________________________
Night after lonely night.

_________________________________
(SIGH)
_________________________________
I wonder what's for breakfast?
_________________________________
(SNORES)
_________________________________

Breakfast.
_________________________________
(POOH SNORING)
_________________________________

Lunch.
_________________________________

Huh?

_________________________________

-POOH: A lunch box!

-(WHISTLING) It certainly is!

_________________________________

I'm working the swing shift, you know.
_________________________________

Time for my midnight snack.
_________________________________

Say! Ain't you that stuck-up bear?
_________________________________

Hmm. I still think I could blast you
out of there.
_________________________________

Um, what sort of lunch

is in that lunch box?
_________________________________

Well, let's see here.
_________________________________

Ah, um...
_________________________________

Summer squash...
_________________________________

Salmon salad, succotash,
_________________________________

spiced custard,
_________________________________

and honey.
_________________________________

Honey?
_________________________________

Honey? Oh, no!
_________________________________

Could you spare a small smackerel?
_________________________________

Say, you ought to do something

about that speech impediment, sonny.
_________________________________

Thank you, Gopher.
_________________________________

Oh, no! Not that!
_________________________________

No, no, no, no, no!
_________________________________

Not one drop!
_________________________________

But, Rabbit, I wasn't going to eat it.
_________________________________

I was just going to taste it.
_________________________________

I'll taste it for you.
_________________________________

That supercilious scoundrel

confiscated my honey.
_________________________________
(READING)
_________________________________

Umph! I'm going to skedaddle.

I'm not in the book.
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

And I'm ding danged glad of it!

_________________________________

_________________________________

Is he gone?

_________________________________

(CLUCKING)

_________________________________

Can you imagine?

He asked me to marry him.

_________________________________

Me, the wife of that boorish, brainless...

_________________________________

(SINGING) Madame Gaston

_________________________________

Can't you just see it?

_________________________________

Madame Gaston

_________________________________

His little wife

_________________________________

No, sir, not me, I guarantee it

_________________________________

I want much more

than this provincial life

_________________________________

I want adventure

in the great wide somewhere

_________________________________

I want it more than I can tell

_________________________________

And for once it might be grand

_________________________________

To have someone understand

_________________________________

I want so much more

than they've got planned

_________________________________

(WHINNYING)

_________________________________

Philippe! What are you doing here?

Where's... Where's Papa?

_________________________________

Where is he, Philippe?

What happened?

_________________________________

We have to find him.

You have to take me to him.

_________________________________

What is this place?

_________________________________

-(WHINNYING)

-Philippe, please, steady.

_________________________________

Steady.

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

Papa!

_________________________________

Couldn't keep quiet, could we?

_________________________________

Just had to invite him to stay,

didn't we?

_________________________________

Serve him tea, sit in the master's chair.

Pet the pooch.

_________________________________

I was trying to be hospitable.

_________________________________

(DOOR CREAKS)

_________________________________

Hello?

_________________________________

Is anyone here?

_________________________________

Hello?

_________________________________

Papa? Papa?

_________________________________

Are you here?

_________________________________

Mama, there's a girl in the castle.

_________________________________

Now, Chip, I'll not have you

making up such wild stories.

_________________________________

Really, Mama. I saw her.

_________________________________

-Not another word. Into the tub.

-But... What?

_________________________________

A girl. I saw a girl in the castle.

_________________________________

See, I told you.

_________________________________

Irresponsible, devil-may-care,

waxy-eared, slack-jawed...

_________________________________

BELLE: Papa?

_________________________________

Did you see that?

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

-It's a girl!

-I know it's a girl.

_________________________________

Don't you see? She's the one.

The girl we have been waiting for.

_________________________________

-She has come to break the spell.

-Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

_________________________________

Papa?

_________________________________

-(CREAKING)

-Papa?

_________________________________

Hello? Is someone here?

_________________________________

Wait! I'm looking for my father. I...

_________________________________

That's funny.

I'm sure there was someone.

_________________________________

Is anyone here?

_________________________________

-MAURICE: Belle?

-Papa!

_________________________________

How did you find me?

_________________________________

-Your hands are like ice.

-(COUGHING)

_________________________________

We have to get you out of there.

_________________________________

Belle, I want you to leave this place.

_________________________________

Who's done this to you?

_________________________________

No time to explain. You must go. Now!

_________________________________

-I won't leave you.

-What are you doing here?

_________________________________

MAURICE: Run, Belle!

_________________________________

-Who's there? Who are you?

-The master of this castle.

_________________________________

I've come for my father.

_________________________________

Please let him out.

Can't you see he's sick?

_________________________________

Then he shouldn't

have trespassed here!

_________________________________

But he could die.

Please, I'll do anything.

_________________________________

There's nothing you can do.

He's my prisoner.

_________________________________

There must be some way I can...

_________________________________

Wait!

_________________________________

-Take me instead.

-You?

_________________________________

You would take his place?

_________________________________

Belle, no!

You don't know what you're doing!

_________________________________

If I did, would you let him go?

_________________________________

Yes. But you must promise

to stay here forever.

_________________________________

Come into the light.

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

No, Belle! I won't let you do this!

_________________________________

-You have my word.

-Done.

_________________________________

(DOOR UNLOCKING)

_________________________________

No, Belle, listen to me.

I'm old. I've lived my life.

_________________________________

Wait.

_________________________________

-Belle!

-Wait.

_________________________________

No! Please spare my daughter. Please!

_________________________________

She's no longer your concern.

Take him to the village.

_________________________________

Let me out. Please let me out!

_________________________________

Let me out! Please! Please!

_________________________________

(SOBBING)

_________________________________

-Master?

-What?

_________________________________

Since the girl is going to be with us

for quite some time,

_________________________________

I was thinking that you might want

to offer her a more comfortable room.

_________________________________

(GROWLS)

_________________________________

Then again, maybe not.

_________________________________

(SOBBING)

_________________________________

You didn't even let me say goodbye.

_________________________________

I'll never see him again.

_________________________________

I didn't get to say goodbye.

_________________________________

I'll show you to your room.

_________________________________

My room? But I thought...

_________________________________

You wanna...

You wanna stay in the tower?

_________________________________

-No.

-Then follow me.

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

Say something to her.

_________________________________

Huh? Oh.

_________________________________

I hope you like it here.

_________________________________

The castle is your home now,

_________________________________

so you can go anywhere you like,

except the west wing.

_________________________________

-What's in the west...

-It's forbidden!

_________________________________

Now, if you need anything,

my servants will attend you.

_________________________________

Dinner. Invite her to dinner.

_________________________________

You will join me for dinner.

That's not a request!

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

(SOBBING)
_________________________________

_________________________________

Is he dead?

_________________________________

It's hard to say.

_________________________________

Oh, I... I can't make out a heartbeat.

_________________________________

No, look! He's breathing.

_________________________________

He's so beautiful.

_________________________________

(SINGING) What would I give

to live where you are?

_________________________________

What would I pay

to stay here beside you?

_________________________________

What would I do

to see you smiling at me?

_________________________________

Where would we walk

Where would we run

_________________________________

If we could stay all day in the sun?

_________________________________

Just you and me and I could be

_________________________________

Part of your world

_________________________________

(MAX BARKS)

_________________________________
GRIMSBY: Eric?

_________________________________
GRIMSBY: Eric!

_________________________________

 You really delight
in these sadistic strains

_________________________________

on my blood pressure, don't you?

_________________________________

-(MAX BARKS)

-A girl rescued me.

_________________________________

She... She was singing.

_________________________________

She had the most beautiful voice.

_________________________________

Ah, Eric, I think you've
swallowed a bit too much seawater.

_________________________________

-Off we go. Come along, Max.
-(BARKS)

_________________________________

We just gonna forget

this whole thing ever happened.

_________________________________

The sea king will never know.

_________________________________

You won't tell him. I won't tell him.

I will stay in one piece.

_________________________________

(SINGING) I don't know when

_________________________________
I don't know how

_________________________________

But I know something's

starting right now

_________________________________

Watch and you'll see

_________________________________

Someday I'll be

_________________________________

Part of your

_________________________________

World

_________________________________

(MAX BARKS)

_________________________________

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I can't stand it. It's too easy.

_________________________________

The child is in love with a human.

_________________________________

And not just any human. A prince!

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Her daddy will love that.

_________________________________

King Triton's headstrong, lovesick girl

_________________________________

would make a charming addition

to my little garden.

_________________________________

(CACKLES)

_________________________________

_________________________________
He Mele No Lilo – Lilo & Stitch
_________________________________

_________________________________

MAN WITH CHORUS:

Mahalo Nui la

_________________________________

Ke Ali Iwahine

_________________________________

O Lili Ulani

_________________________________

O Ka Wohi Ku

_________________________________

Ka Pipio Mai O Ke Anuenue

_________________________________

Na Waihooluu A Halikeole

_________________________________

E Nana Na Maka I Ke Ao Malama

_________________________________

Mai Hawaii Akea I Kauai...
_________________________________

(HULA DRUMS BEATING

MIDTEMPO RHYTHM)

_________________________________

(MAN SHOUTS JOYOUSLY

IN HAWAIIAN)

_________________________________

MAN: O Kal'kaua He Inoa

_________________________________

O Ka Pua Mae Ole I Ka I'

_________________________________

Ka Pua Maila I Ka Mauna

_________________________________

I Ke Kuahiwi O Mauna Kea

_________________________________

Ke 'Maila I K'lauea

_________________________________

M'lamalama I Wahinekapu
_________________________________

A Ka Luna O Uw'kahuna

_________________________________

I Ka Pali Kapu O Ka Auea
_________________________________

MAN AND CHORUS:

Ea Mai Ke Ali I Kia Manu

_________________________________

Ua Wehi I Ka Hulu O Ka Mamo

_________________________________

Ka Pua Nani A O Hawai I

_________________________________

O Kal'kaua He Inoa

_________________________________

CHORUS: O Kal'kaua He Inoa

_________________________________

Ka Pua Mae Ole I Ka I'

_________________________________

Ka Pua Maila I Ka Mauna

_________________________________

I Ke Kuahiwi O Mauna Kea

_________________________________

Ke 'Maila I K'lauea...

_________________________________

...M'lamalama I Wahinekapu...

_________________________________

...A Ka Luna O Uw'kahuna

_________________________________

I Ka Pali Kapu O Ka Auea

_________________________________

MAN AND CHORUS: Mahalo Nui la

_________________________________

Ke Ali Iwahine

_________________________________

O Lili Ulani

_________________________________

O Ka Wohi Ku...

_________________________________

Ea Mai Ke Ali I Kia Manu

_________________________________

Ua Wehi I Ka Hulu O Ka Mamo

_________________________________

Ka Pua Nani A O Hawai I

_________________________________

O Kal'kaua He Inoa...

_________________________________

ALL: He inoa no kalani

kalakaua kulele.

_________________________________

_________________________________
ANDRINA: Ariel, dear, time to come out.

_________________________________

 You've been in there all morning.

_________________________________

(ARIEL HUMS)

_________________________________
ATTINA: What is with her lately?

_________________________________

(ARIEL HUMS)

_________________________________

-Oh. Morning, Daddy.

-(CHUCKLES) Well!

_________________________________

(HUMS)

_________________________________

-Oh, she's got it bad.

-What? What has she got?

_________________________________

Isn't it obvious, Daddy? Ariel's in love.

_________________________________

Ariel? In love?
_________________________________

_________________________________
Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride – Lilo & Stitch
_________________________________

_________________________________

MAN: Aloha E, Aloha E

_________________________________

CHORUS: Aloha E, Aloha E

_________________________________

'Ano'ai Ke Aloha E

_________________________________

Aloha E, Aloha E

_________________________________

'Ano'ai Ke Aloha E

_________________________________

'Ano'ai Ke Aloha E...
_________________________________

(DRUM BEATS

MEDIUM TEMPO RHYTHM)

_________________________________

(STRINGED INSTRUMENT

PLAYING UPBEAT MELODY)

_________________________________

There's No Place I'd Rather Be

_________________________________

CHORUS: Than On My Surfboard

Out At Sea

_________________________________

Lingering In The Ocean Blue

_________________________________

And If I Had One Wish Come True

_________________________________

I'd Surf Till The Sun Sets

Beyond The Horizon

_________________________________

Awikiwiki, Mai Lohilohi

_________________________________

Lawe Mai I Ko

_________________________________

MAN AND CHORUS: Flying By

On A Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride

_________________________________

(INSTRUMENTAL RIFF PLAYS)

_________________________________

Awikiwiki, Mai Lohilohi

_________________________________

Lawe Mai I Ko Papa He'e Nalu

_________________________________

Pi'i Na Nalu, La Lahalaha

_________________________________

O Ka Moana, Hanupanupa

_________________________________

Lalala I Ka La Hanahana

_________________________________

Me Ke Kai Hoene

_________________________________

Helehele Mai Kakou E

_________________________________

Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride

_________________________________

There's No Place I'd Rather Be

_________________________________

Than On A Seashore Dry, Wet Free

_________________________________

On Golden Sand Is Where I'd Lay

_________________________________

And If I Only Had My Way

_________________________________

I'd Play Till The Sun Sets

Beyond The Horizon

_________________________________

Lalala I Ka La Hanahana

_________________________________

Me Ke Kai Hoene I Ka Pu'e One

_________________________________

It's Time To Try

The Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride

_________________________________

Hang Loose, Hang Ten,

Howzit, Shake A Shaka

_________________________________

No Worry, No Fear,

Ain't No Biggy, Brahda

_________________________________

Cuttin' In, Cuttin' Up,

Cuttin' Back, Cuttin' Out

_________________________________

Front Side, Back Side,

Goofy-footed, Wipe Out

_________________________________

Let's Get Jumpin',

Surf's Up And Pumpin'

_________________________________

Coastin' With

The Motion Of The Ocean

_________________________________

Whirlpools Swirling,

Cascading, Twirling

_________________________________

Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride...

_________________________________

(MELODY CONTINUES)

_________________________________

MAN: There's No Place

I'd Rather Be

_________________________________

CHORUS: Than On My Surfboard

Out At Sea

_________________________________

Lingering In The Ocean Blue

_________________________________

And If I Had One Wish Come True

_________________________________

MAN AND CHORUS: I'd Surf Till

The Sun Sets Beyond The Horizon

_________________________________

Awikiwiki...

_________________________________

Lawe Mai I Ko Papa He'e Nalu

_________________________________

Flying By On

A Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride

_________________________________

Awikiwiki, Mai Lohilohi

_________________________________

Lawe Mai I Ko Papa He'e Nalu

_________________________________

Pi'i Na Nalu, La Lahalaha

_________________________________

O Ka Moana, Hanupanupa

_________________________________

Lalala I Ka La Hanahana

_________________________________

Me Ke Kai Hoene

_________________________________

Helehele Mai Kakou E

_________________________________

Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride

_________________________________

_________________________________

FLOWER FAIRY 1:

Get your pixie dust yet?
_________________________________

SPARROWMAN 1: Just did.
_________________________________

-Nice day for flying.

-FLOWER FAIRY 1: Sure is.
_________________________________

Here you go, Silvermist.
_________________________________

Thank you, Terence.
_________________________________

I hope Tinker Bell is okay.
_________________________________

I know. That poor little sapling.
_________________________________

She looked pretty wilted yesterday.
_________________________________

Well, I wouldn't blame her

if she stayed in bed all day.

_________________________________

Morning, girls!
_________________________________
ROSETTA: Tinker Bell?
FAWN: Tinker Bell?

_________________________________

Guess what? I've decided I'm not

gonna be a tinker fairy anymore.
_________________________________

-What?

-What?

_________________________________

Well, I was thinking.

Why do I have to be a tinker?
_________________________________

Just 'cause

some silly hammer glowed?
_________________________________

I mean, who's to say

it wasn't some big mistake?
_________________________________

Maybe I can just switch my talent.
_________________________________

Switch your talent?

I don't know, Tinker Bell...

_________________________________

If you could teach me your talents,

any of them,
_________________________________

maybe I could show the Queen

I can work with nature, too.
_________________________________

(BUZZING)
_________________________________

And then she'd let me go

to the mainland for spring.
_________________________________

Oh, Tinker Bell.

That's just not how it works.

_________________________________

-Well, maybe she could.

-She's right. She could.
_________________________________

Well, I've never heard of someone

switching talents before.
_________________________________

She's right. Me, neither.

_________________________________

Look. You all do things that are

beautiful and magical and important.
_________________________________

But me, well,
_________________________________

there's gotta be more to my life

than just pots and kettles.

_________________________________

All I'm asking

is that you give me a chance.

_________________________________

I'll help you, Tinker Bell.
_________________________________

Thank you, Sil.
_________________________________

Me, too. Could be fun.
_________________________________

Well, first time for everything, I guess.

What harm can come from trying?

_________________________________

Well, I still think this is a bad idea.
_________________________________

(FROG CROAKING)
_________________________________
SILVERMIST: So, for your first day

of water fairy training,
_________________________________

I could show you

how to make ripples in the pond.
_________________________________

Okay!
_________________________________

Or teach you how to talk

to the babbling brook.
_________________________________

Oh, that sounds fun, too.
_________________________________

Or wait, wait, wait.

I got it, I got it, I got it!
_________________________________

Dewdrops on spider webs!
_________________________________

Come on. I'll show you how to do it.
_________________________________

-Good luck, Tink!

-You can do it!
_________________________________

Oh, um...
_________________________________

Go get 'em.
_________________________________

Just cup your hands like this,

reach into the water, and...
_________________________________

Okay, you've heard of a dewdrop?
_________________________________

This is a don't drop.

That's water fairy humor.
_________________________________

It's good.
_________________________________

Come on.
_________________________________

Okay, Tink, now,

this next part can be a little tricky.
_________________________________

It takes a very steady,

delicate hand to...
_________________________________

Where's your dewdrop?
_________________________________

Oh.
_________________________________

(GIGGLES)
_________________________________

Forgot my dewdrop.
_________________________________

Hey! I did
_________________________________

it.
_________________________________

Shake that one off. Shake it off.

You can do this!
_________________________________

That's it. That's it, Tink.

You're doing it! You're...
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

Now, Tink, try to...
_________________________________

No, no, sweetie, you need to...

Well, maybe if you...
_________________________________

(SPLASHING)
_________________________________

Well, you have to admire

her persistence.
_________________________________
SILVERMIST: Tinker Bell!

_________________________________

Although, sometimes hammers glow
_________________________________

for a reason.
_________________________________

(TINKER BELL GROANS)
_________________________________

Whoa.
_________________________________

(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

You know, you always struck me

as a light fairy kind of gal.
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

_________________________________

Okay. So far, so good.

_________________________________

I don't think the king knows.

_________________________________

But it will not be easy keeping

something like this a secret for long.

_________________________________

(SIGHS) He loves me.

_________________________________

Mmm. He loves me not.

_________________________________

He loves me!
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) I knew it!

_________________________________

Ariel, stop talking crazy!

_________________________________

I gotta see him again, tonight.

_________________________________

-Scuttle knows where he lives.

-Ariel, please!

_________________________________

Will you get your head out of the clouds

and back in the water where it belongs?

_________________________________

I'll swim up to his castle, then Flounder

will splash around to get his attention.

_________________________________

-And then we'll go...

-Down here is your home!

_________________________________

Ariel, listen to me.

_________________________________

The human world, it's a mess.

_________________________________

Life under the sea is better

than anything they got up there.

_________________________________

(SINGING) The seaweed is
always greener

_________________________________
In somebody else's lake

_________________________________

You dream about going up there

_________________________________

But that is a big mistake

_________________________________

Just look at the world around you

_________________________________

Right here on the ocean floor

_________________________________

Such wonderful things around you

_________________________________

What more is you lookin' for?

_________________________________

Under the sea
_________________________________

Under the sea

_________________________________

Darling, it's better

down where it's wetter

_________________________________

Take it from me

_________________________________

Up on the shore they work all day

_________________________________

Out in the sun they slave away

_________________________________

While we devoting full time

to floating under the sea

_________________________________

(STEEL DRUMS PLAYING)

_________________________________

Down here all the fish is happy

_________________________________

As off through the waves

they roll, yeah

_________________________________

The fish on the land ain't happy

_________________________________

They sad 'cause they in the bowl

_________________________________

But fish in the bowl is lucky

_________________________________

They in for a worser fate

_________________________________

One day when the boss get hungry

_________________________________

Guess who's gonna be on the plate

_________________________________

Oh, no!

_________________________________

Under the sea
_________________________________

Under the sea

_________________________________

Nobody beat us
Fry us and eat us

_________________________________
In fricassee

_________________________________

We what the land folks loves to cook

_________________________________

Under the sea we off the hook

_________________________________

We got no troubles

Life is the bubbles

_________________________________

-Under the sea

-Under the sea

_________________________________

-Under the sea

-Under the sea

_________________________________

 Since life is sweet here

We got it beat here

_________________________________

-Naturally

-Naturally

_________________________________

Even the sturgeon and the ray

_________________________________

They get the urge and start to play

_________________________________

We got the spirit
You got to hear it

_________________________________
Under the sea

_________________________________

The newt play the flute

The carp play the harp

_________________________________

The plaice play the bass
and they soundin' sharp

_________________________________

The bass play the brass

The chub play the tub

_________________________________

The fluke is the duke of soul

_________________________________
Yeah.
_________________________________

The ray, he can play

The ling's on the strings

_________________________________

The trout's rocking out

The blackfish, she sings

_________________________________

The smelt and the sprat

They know where it's at

_________________________________

And, oh, that blowfish blow

_________________________________

(SEBASTIAN LAUGHS)
_________________________________
(INAUDIBLE)

_________________________________

(SEBASTIAN LAUGHS)

_________________________________

-Yeah, under the sea

-Under the sea

_________________________________

-Under the sea

-Under the sea

_________________________________

When the sardine begin the beguine

_________________________________

-It's music to me

-Music it is to me

_________________________________

What do they got?
A lot of sand

_________________________________

We got a hot crustacean band

_________________________________

Each little clam here

know how to jam here under the sea

_________________________________

Each little slug here

cutting a rug here under the sea

_________________________________

Each little snail here

know how to wail here

_________________________________

That's why it's hotter under the water

_________________________________

Yeah, we in luck here

down in the muck here

_________________________________

Under the sea

_________________________________

Ariel?

_________________________________

Oh, somebody's got to nail
that girl's fins to the floor.

_________________________________
SEAHORSE: Sebastian!

_________________________________

(PANTS) Sebastian, I've been

looking all over for you.

_________________________________

I've got an urgent message

from the sea king.

_________________________________

The sea king?

_________________________________

He wants to see you right away.

Uh, something about Ariel.

_________________________________

(GASPS) He knows.

_________________________________

(LAUGHS) Hey, let's see now.

_________________________________

Oh, who could the lucky merman be?

_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT)
Um, come in, Sebastian.

_________________________________

(INHALES SHARPLY)
I mustn't overreact.

_________________________________

I must remain calm.

_________________________________

(SQUEAKY VOICE) Yes?
(CLEARS THROAT)

_________________________________

-Yes, Your Majesty?

-Sebastian.

_________________________________

I'm concerned about Ariel.

_________________________________

Have you noticed
she's been acting peculiar lately?

_________________________________

-Oh! Uh, peculiar?

-You know, mooning about.

_________________________________

Daydreaming, singing to herself.

_________________________________

You haven't noticed, hmm?

_________________________________

Oh, well, I...

_________________________________

-Sebastian?

-Hmm?

_________________________________

I know you've been

keeping something from me.

_________________________________

(GULPS) Keeping something?

_________________________________

About Ariel?

_________________________________

-Ariel?

-In love, hmm?

_________________________________

(WHIMPERS) I tried to stop her, sir!

She wouldn't listen!

_________________________________

I told her to stay away from humans!

They are bad! They are trouble!
_________________________________

Humans? What about humans?

_________________________________

Humans? (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

_________________________________

Who said anything
about humans? (YELPS)
_________________________________

_________________________________

(BOBBLE HUMMING)
_________________________________

(SINGING)

Here we go in the treasure...
_________________________________

-Have you seen Tink?

-No, thank you. Not thirsty!
_________________________________

No, no. Not "drink," Tink!
_________________________________

Pink? I like purple meself!
_________________________________

Tink! Have you seen Tink?
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________

I do not stink! Maybe it's you, eh?
_________________________________

Hey, have you seen Tink?
_________________________________

-Fairy Mary's gonna be cross.

-Aye, Clank.
_________________________________

We'd better take some of this

off Miss Bell's plate, so...
_________________________________

-CLANK: All right, then.

-No, no, no! Wait, wait, Clank!
_________________________________

What are...

Will you two stop mucking about?
_________________________________

-What Clank did was, he took it off...

-Bobble told me that I should...
_________________________________

I see Tinker Bell has

got her work done, mysteriously.
_________________________________

Where is she, anyway?
_________________________________

(BOTH STAMMERING)
_________________________________

Well, you see, she's...
_________________________________

She went with Cheese to...
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

No, no. Clank means

she went to get cheese, you see,
_________________________________

-the food, for Cheese the mouse...

-Yes, the food, for Cheese the mouse.
_________________________________

...because he was whining.
_________________________________

Yeah. Like a baby.
_________________________________
BOBBLE: Like a wittle, wee baby, there.

_________________________________

Okay, what can I teach you that's

gonna do the least amount of damage?
_________________________________

Oh, I know. Follow me, Tinker Bell.
_________________________________

The last light of day,

it's the richest kind of all!
_________________________________

Wait for it. Wait for it.
_________________________________

Okay, and now!
_________________________________

Oh, wow.
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

It's incredible.
_________________________________

Now for the fun part.
_________________________________

-Do you think it's heavy?

-No. It's light.
_________________________________

(EXAGGERATED LAUGH)
_________________________________

(WHISTLES)
_________________________________

(BUZZING)
_________________________________

Okay, okay.
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

Stay.
_________________________________

-Here, Tink. Let me...

-No! I almost got it.
_________________________________

If I just get you started...
_________________________________

This is impossible!
_________________________________

Look out!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Oh, no.
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

I wonder how it's going.
_________________________________

Fly, Tink, fly!
_________________________________

Uh-oh.
_________________________________
FAWN: We'll save you, Tink!

_________________________________
SILVERMIST: Bob and weave!

Bob and weave!
_________________________________
ROSETTA: Cover your tushy!

_________________________________

(CLANK HUMMING)
_________________________________

-We fiddle and fix.

-Craft and create.
_________________________________

-Carve acorn buckets.

-To hold flower paint.
_________________________________

-Preparing for spring.

-CLANK: We do all this and more.
_________________________________

-Yes, being a tinker is never a bore!

-Yes, being a tinker is never a bore!
_________________________________

(BOTH GIGGLING)
_________________________________
FAIRY MARY: Tinker Bell,

I'd like a word with you.
_________________________________

Fairy Mary!
_________________________________

See, I was on my deliveries,

and it's actually kind of...
_________________________________

Save it.

I know what you've been up to, missy.
_________________________________

And I had such high hopes for you.
_________________________________

(BOTH HUMMING)
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

-You'd do well to listen to her...

-Why?
_________________________________

So I can do this my whole life?
_________________________________

I don't wanna be just a stupid tinker!
_________________________________

No, no, not that you guys are...
_________________________________

I didn't mean that... Guys, I wasn't...
_________________________________

I have to go.

_________________________________
_________________________________
Becoming a Garden Fairy
_________________________________
_________________________________
(INHALES DEEPLY)
_________________________________
-Ah!
-Yup. Breathe it in, honey lamb.
_________________________________
Today is the day
you become a garden fairy.
_________________________________
-TINKER BELL: It's so beautiful.
-Come on.
_________________________________
-Good luck, Tink.
-You can do it.
_________________________________
-Time to get pollenized.
-What?
_________________________________
I don't know.
_________________________________
So, what do I do?
_________________________________
Well, some of these little darlings
are a little bit shy
_________________________________
and need just a touch
of encouragement
_________________________________
to blossom to their full potential.
_________________________________
(TINKER BELL EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
(CLAPPING)
_________________________________
Thank you, sugar.
_________________________________
But really, it's as easy
as being beautiful.
_________________________________
-Yeah.
-IRIDESSA: All right, Rose.
_________________________________
FAWN: Talk about flower power.
_________________________________
SILVERMIST:
You sure have the tulip touch.
_________________________________
Okay, Tink.
Show them what you've got.
_________________________________
ROSETTA: Try coaxing her out,
Tinker Bell.
_________________________________
-Flattery will get you everywhere.
-TINKER BELL: Okay.
_________________________________
Hello there, darling flower.
_________________________________
Oh. Tickle, tickle, tickle.
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING) Come on, now. Everyone
wants to see your beautiful face.
_________________________________
(TINKER BELL SCREAMS)
_________________________________
I'm all right. I'm all right.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(TINKER BELL STIFLING A SNEEZE)
_________________________________
She's gonna blow!
_________________________________
(SNEEZES)
_________________________________
Gesundheit.

_________________________________

_________________________________

Now, flap them. Flap them.

That's it! Have fun!
_________________________________

Hey, Tink! You ready?
_________________________________

A little nervous, actually.
_________________________________

Oh, don't be silly.

Come on, you'll be fine.
_________________________________
FAWN: We're teaching baby birds

how to fly.
_________________________________

First, you have to get their attention.
_________________________________

Smile and establish trust.
_________________________________

See? Okay, open your wings, honey,

and flap them up and down.
_________________________________

Up and down. That's the way.

Faster, faster.
_________________________________

That's right. Yes! You're doing it! Okay.

Come out this way a little bit.
_________________________________

You're okay. You're okay. You got it.

Keep flapping, keep flapping!
_________________________________

Hey, why don't you help

that last little guy?
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

Okay, okay.

Just smile and establish trust.
_________________________________

Hi, there!
_________________________________

Hey, little fella,

you wanna do some flap-flap today?
_________________________________

Oh, sure you do!
_________________________________

All you do is,

you just flap your wings, like this.
_________________________________

No, no, no. None of that.

Come on. All we got to do is...
_________________________________

Ow!
_________________________________

Look. I'm going to level with you, okay?
_________________________________

I kind of bombed out on

the whole water and light fairy things,
_________________________________

and I'm starting to

run out of options here.
_________________________________

If you could see fit

to flap your little wings
_________________________________

and take flight

for a few measly seconds,
_________________________________

I might be able to go to the mainland

and bring happiness to the world!
_________________________________

What do you say?
_________________________________

Wrong answer.
_________________________________

(SQUAWKS)
_________________________________

If I end up making acorn kettles

for the rest of my life,
_________________________________

I am holding you

personally responsible.
_________________________________

(SQUAWKING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING) Hey, hey. Look at this!
_________________________________

Okay, just stop squirming.

Would you just... Hey!
_________________________________

Okay, okay, okay.

I'm letting go. I am letting go.
_________________________________

This is not working.
_________________________________

Hey, maybe that guy can help.

He's a really good flyer.
_________________________________

Hey, up there!
_________________________________

(HAWK SCREECHING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Hawk!
_________________________________

(BLOWING HORN)
_________________________________

-FAIRY 1: What's happening?

-Quick, hide!
_________________________________

FAIRY 2: Look out!
_________________________________

(SCREECHING)
_________________________________

(TINKER BELL SHRIEKS)
_________________________________

A hawk! Tinker Bell's in trouble!
_________________________________

-Hey!

-Vidia?
_________________________________

This is my hiding spot!
_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAM)
_________________________________

But it's all yours, now.
_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

-Get him!

-ALL: Get him!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

FAIRY 1: What?

FAIRY 2: You all right?
_________________________________

FAIRY 1: So scary.
_________________________________

(ALL CHATTERING)
_________________________________

(ALL SNICKERING)
_________________________________

Are you okay, Vidia?
_________________________________

(GROWLS)
_________________________________

-Let me help you.

-Don't touch me! I'm fine!
_________________________________

-But I was only trying to help.

-Well, stop trying.
_________________________________

Tinker Bell...
_________________________________

I can't hold water. I can't hold light.
_________________________________

Birds hate me. I'm just so useless!
_________________________________

Tink.
_________________________________

_________________________________

Flounder, why can't you
just tell me what this is all about?

_________________________________

You'll see. It's a surprise.

_________________________________

Oh, Flounder.

_________________________________

Flounder, you're the best!

_________________________________

It looks just like him.

It even has his eyes.

_________________________________

(GIGGLES) Why, Eric,
run away with you?

_________________________________

Oh, this is all so, so sudden.

_________________________________

(LAUGHS)

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

Daddy?

_________________________________

I consider myself a reasonable merman.

_________________________________

I set certain rules,

and I expect those rules to be obeyed.

_________________________________

But, Dad, I...

_________________________________

Is it true you rescued a human
from drowning?

_________________________________

Daddy, I had to...

_________________________________

Contact between the human world

and the mer-world is strictly forbidden.

_________________________________

Ariel, you know that!

Everyone knows that.

_________________________________

-He would have died.

-One less human to worry about.

_________________________________

-You don't even know him.

-Know him?

_________________________________

I don't have to know him!

They're all the same.

_________________________________

Spineless, savage,

harpooning fish-eaters

_________________________________

incapable of any feeling...

_________________________________

Daddy, I love him! (GASPS)

_________________________________

No!
_________________________________
Have you lost your senses completely?

_________________________________

He's a human. You're a mermaid.

_________________________________

I don't care.

_________________________________

So help me, Ariel,

I am going to get through to you.

_________________________________

And if this is the only way, so be it!

_________________________________

Daddy! No!

_________________________________

No! Please!

_________________________________

Daddy, stop! Daddy, stop it!

_________________________________

Daddy, no!

_________________________________

(SOBBING)

_________________________________

Ariel, I...

_________________________________

(SOBS) Just go away.

_________________________________

_________________________________

(COCK CROWING)

_________________________________
(SINGING) I am on my way

_________________________________

I can go the distance

_________________________________

I don't care how far

_________________________________

Somehow, I'll be strong

_________________________________

I know every mile

_________________________________

Will be worth my while

_________________________________

I would go most anywhere

_________________________________

To find where I belong

_________________________________

Oh, mighty Zeus,

_________________________________

please, hear me and answer my prayer.

_________________________________

I need to know.

_________________________________

Who am I?

_________________________________

Where do I belong?

_________________________________

(WIND WHISTLING)

_________________________________

Huh?

_________________________________

(ROCK CREAKING)

_________________________________

My boy.

_________________________________

My little Hercules.

_________________________________

-(CREAKING)

-Ahhhh!

_________________________________

-(GRUNTING)

-Hey, hey, hey. Hold on, kiddo!

_________________________________

What's your hurry?

_________________________________

After all these years, is this the kind of

hello you give your father?

_________________________________

Father?

_________________________________

Didn't know you had a famous father,

did you?

_________________________________

-Surprise!

-(COUGHING)

_________________________________

Look how you've grown.

_________________________________

Why, you've got your mother's

beautiful eyes and my strong chin. Hah!

_________________________________

I don't understand.

_________________________________

If you're my father,

that would make me a...

_________________________________

-A god.

-A god.

_________________________________

A god!

_________________________________

Hey, you wanted answers,

_________________________________

and by thunder, you're old enough

now to know the truth.

_________________________________

But why did you leave me on Earth?

Didn't you want me?

_________________________________

Of course we did.

_________________________________

Your mother and I

loved you with all our hearts.

_________________________________

Someone stole you from us

and turned you mortal,

_________________________________

and only gods

can live on Mount Olympus.

_________________________________

And you can't do a thing?

_________________________________

I can't, Hercules, but you can.

_________________________________

Really? What? I'll do anything.

_________________________________

Hercules, if you can prove yourself

a true hero on Earth,

_________________________________

your godhood will be restored!

_________________________________

A true hero. Great!

_________________________________

Exactly how do you

become a true hero?

_________________________________

First, you must seek out Philoctetes,

the trainer of heroes.

_________________________________

Seek out Philoctetes.

Right. I'll... Whoa!

_________________________________

Whoa! Hold your horses!

_________________________________

Which reminds me.

_________________________________

(WHISTLES)

_________________________________

(TRILLING WHISTLING)

_________________________________

ZEUS: Ha ha!

_________________________________

You probably don't remember Pegasus,

but you two go way back, son.

_________________________________

(WHINNYING, SNIFFING)

_________________________________

(GROANS)

_________________________________

(LAUGHS)

_________________________________

Oh, Pegasus!

_________________________________

He's a magnificent horse

with the brain of a bird.

_________________________________

(WHISTLING) Huh?

_________________________________

I'll find Philoctetes

and become a true hero.

_________________________________

That's the spirit!

_________________________________

I won't let you down, Father!

_________________________________

Yee-haw!

_________________________________

Good luck, son.

_________________________________
(SINGING) I will beat the odds

_________________________________

I can go the distance

_________________________________

I will face the world

_________________________________

Fearless, proud and strong

_________________________________

I will please the gods

_________________________________

I can go the distance

_________________________________

Till I find my hero's welcome

right where I

_________________________________

Belong

_________________________________

_________________________________

(WHISTLES)
_________________________________

(MEOWS)

_________________________________

Oh, Dinah. It's just a rabbit

with a waistcoat... And a watch!

_________________________________

My fur and whiskers!
I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!
_________________________________

This is curious. What could a rabbit
possibly be late for?

_________________________________

Please, sir.
_________________________________

I'm late, I'm late
for a very important date.

_________________________________

No time to say hello, goodbye.

I'm late, late, late.

_________________________________
It must be awfully important,

like a party or something.

_________________________________

Mr. Rabbit. Wait!
_________________________________

No, no, no, I'm overdue.
I'm really in a stew.

_________________________________

No time to say goodbye, hello.

I'm late, I'm late, I'm late.

_________________________________
My. What a peculiar place
to have a party.

_________________________________

(MEOWS)
_________________________________

You know, Dinah,
we really shouldn't... Be doing this.

_________________________________

(VOICE ECHOES) After all,
we haven't been invited...

_________________________________

and curiosity often leads to trouble.
(SHRIEKS)
_________________________________

Goodbye, Dinah. Goodbye!
_________________________________

Oh...
_________________________________

Well, after this I shall think
nothing of... Of falling down stairs.

_________________________________

(CLOCK CHIMES)
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

(YELPS)
_________________________________

Goodness. What if I should fall
right through the centre of the Earth...

_________________________________

and come out the other side

where people walk upside down?
_________________________________

But that's silly. Nobody...
_________________________________
Oh!

_________________________________

Mr. Rabbit. Wait. Please.

_________________________________

(CREAKING)
_________________________________

Curiouser and curiouser.
_________________________________
(FOOTSTEPS)

_________________________________

-Ow.

-(SHRIEKS)
_________________________________
I beg your pardon.

_________________________________

Quite all right,

but you did give me quite a turn.

_________________________________

-I was following...

-Rather good, what? Door knob, turn.
_________________________________

-Please, sir.

-One good turn deserves another.

_________________________________

-What can I do for you?

-I'm looking for a White Rabbit.
_________________________________

-So, if you don't mind...

-Eh?
_________________________________
Oh.
_________________________________

There he is. I simply must get through.

_________________________________

Sorry. You're much too big.

Simply impassable.
_________________________________

-You mean impossible.

-No, impassable. Nothing's impossible.

_________________________________

-Try the bottle on the table.

-Table?
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________
Read the directions. Directly you'll
be directed in the right direction.

_________________________________
"Drink me." Hmm.
_________________________________
Better look first, for if one drinks
much from a bottle marked "Poison",

_________________________________

it's almost certain to disagree
with one sooner or later.

_________________________________

-Beg your pardon?

-Just giving myself some good advice.

_________________________________

But...
_________________________________
Tastes like cherry tart.

_________________________________

Custard, pineapple, roast turkey.

_________________________________
Goodness!
_________________________________

-What did I do?

-(DOORKNOB CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

You almost went out like a candle.

_________________________________

But look. I'm just the right size.

_________________________________

No use. (LAUGHS)

I forgot to tell you. I'm locked.

_________________________________

Oh, no.
_________________________________

-But, of course, you've got the key.

-What key?
_________________________________

Don't tell me you've left it up there.
_________________________________
ALICE: Oh, dear.
_________________________________

-Whatever will I do?

-Try the box, naturally.

_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

"Eat me." All right.
_________________________________
But goodness knows what this will do.

_________________________________

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
_________________________________

(MUFFLED SPEECH)

_________________________________

What did you say?
_________________________________

I said a little of that

went a long way. (LAUGHS)
_________________________________

I don't think it's so funny.

_________________________________

Now I shall never get out.
_________________________________

Come, come, now. Crying won't help.

_________________________________

I know, but I... I...
I just can't seem to stop.

_________________________________

Hey. This won't do.

_________________________________

Oh, oh, oh...
_________________________________
DOORKNOB: This won't do at all.
_________________________________

You, up there, stop!
_________________________________
I say. Look.
_________________________________
The bottle. The bott...
_________________________________

Oh, dear.

I do wish I hadn't cried so much.

_________________________________

_________________________________
GARY: We've been doing this

for a long time.
_________________________________

I think maybe we should call it a night.
_________________________________

-MARY: Guys!

-We can't give up, Gary.
_________________________________

I know, but it's getting really late.
_________________________________

Maybe we should just

go back to the motel.
_________________________________

-Guys!

-It...
_________________________________

-What?

-What?
_________________________________

-Maybe he lives there.

-Oh. That's it.
_________________________________

So, what do we do now?
_________________________________

I don't see a doorbell.

And the house looks empty.
_________________________________

-Gary, throw me over.

-What?
_________________________________

-Gary, just throw me over already!

-Okay.
_________________________________

-Okay, here we go. Okay...

-One, two, three.
_________________________________

-(CRACKING)

-That's good.
_________________________________

-(CRACKING)

-GARY: Sorry!
_________________________________

-WALTER: No, it's good.

-Guys?
_________________________________

I think that's an electric fence.
_________________________________

Mary, it's Kermit the Frog.
_________________________________

GARY: Okay, buddy, head down. One,
_________________________________
two, three!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

-It's an electric fence.

-Yep.
_________________________________

Oh, my gosh. Walter? Walter, buddy?

Walter, can you hear me?
_________________________________

-(WHISPERS) Throw me again.

-No, I don't...
_________________________________

I don't think that's a good idea.
_________________________________

What kind of throw was that?
_________________________________

Guys, I think there's somebody coming.
_________________________________
KERMIT: Excuse me.

_________________________________

(CHOIR SINGS)
_________________________________

You okay? That was quite a tumble.
_________________________________

Oh, oh, oh. Look, look. I think...
_________________________________

Hey. Hey, Walter?
_________________________________
Walter, you all right, buddy?
_________________________________

Where am I?
_________________________________

Okay, this is awesome.

We're at Kermit's house.
_________________________________

-Oh, jeez. Walter.

-MARY: No, no, no, no, no. You okay?
_________________________________

Uh... This... This is Kermit's house?
_________________________________

-(GASPING)

-Anyhow, how can I help you guys?
_________________________________

Let me just say, this is an honor

for all of us to meet you, sir, um,
_________________________________

but my brother Walter has some

really disturbing news for you.
_________________________________

-Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

-Not now, '80s Robot.
_________________________________

Might I offer you a drink? Tab?
_________________________________

-KERMIT: Good grief.

-New Coke?
_________________________________

Listen. Not right now,
'80s Robot, please!
_________________________________

Bummer. Oh.
_________________________________

-KERMIT: Watch out for the...

-Gag me with a spoon.
_________________________________
-Yeah, head for the door.

-Grody to the max. Ow.
_________________________________

Ow.
_________________________________

-I'm really sorry about that...

-Ow.
_________________________________

...Walter. Uh, what were you saying?
_________________________________

Uh, yes.
_________________________________
-Tex Richman, the oil baron, is...

-Yes, yes, yes.
_________________________________

Oil baron Tex Richman,

the wealthy philanthropist.
_________________________________

You know, he's about to buy

our old Muppet Show theater
_________________________________

and turn it into a Muppet museum.

Isn't that great?
_________________________________

-No! I mean...

-I think what Walter's trying to tell you
_________________________________

is that Tex Richman has a secret plan

to tear down the theater and drill for oil.
_________________________________

-What?

-The only way to save the studio
_________________________________

is to raise ten million dollars.
_________________________________

Ten million dollars? That's impossible.
_________________________________

-But...

-The only way to raise
_________________________________

that kind of money would be to...
_________________________________

Would be to put on a show.
_________________________________

And I haven't seen the old gang
_________________________________

in a long, long time.
_________________________________

I guess people sort of forgot about us.
_________________________________

Huh? Uh...
_________________________________

(SINGING)
Is there more I could've said?
_________________________________

Now they're only pictures in my head
_________________________________

That's why my green is feeling gray
_________________________________

Sometimes even frogs have rainy days
_________________________________

Remember when the stage caved in
while you were rocking out?
_________________________________

Who'd have thought your smorgasbord
would be hard to live without?
_________________________________

If we could do it all again
_________________________________

Just another chance to entertain
_________________________________

Would anybody watch or even care?
_________________________________

Or did something break
we can't repair?
_________________________________

Your cannonball trajectory
It always gave me hope

_________________________________
They may have been unbearable,
but I still loved your jokes
_________________________________

Is there more I could've said?
_________________________________

Now they're only pictures in my head

_________________________________
I didn't do it. I've been framed!

Ah! Wocka wocka!
_________________________________

Gonzo the Great

will ride this baby again!
_________________________________

(GIBBERISH)
_________________________________

This legato tune is posolutely,
_________________________________

most transparently bringing me down.
_________________________________

-For sure.

-One, two, and a half...
_________________________________

ALL: (SINGING) Can we do it all again?

_________________________________
Make 'em laugh like we did then

_________________________________
-(IN GIBBERISH)

-(CHICKEN CLUCKS)
_________________________________

We can harmonize for one more song

_________________________________
But I'm standing here instead

_________________________________
Now they're only pictures in my head

_________________________________
Well, it sounds like you guys aren't

getting back together anytime soon.
_________________________________

Mmm-mmm.
_________________________________

This is going to be a really short movie.
_________________________________

But, Kermit, you have to try.
_________________________________

I... The Muppets are amazing.
_________________________________

You give people the greatest gift

that can ever be given.
_________________________________

-Children?

-No, uh, the other gift.
_________________________________

-Ice cream?

-No, no. Uh, after that.
_________________________________

-Um, laughter?

-Yes!
_________________________________

The third greatest gift ever!
_________________________________

Kermit, your fans never left you.

The world hasn't forgotten.
_________________________________

All you need to do is show 'em again!
_________________________________

Hmm. (CLEARS THROAT)

I don't think so, guys.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Don't you see, Kermit?
_________________________________

It's time to play the music.
_________________________________

(SINGING) It's time to light the lights
_________________________________

It's time to meet the Muppets...
_________________________________

(PLAYS PIANO)
_________________________________

Please, Kermit.
_________________________________

You're my hero.
_________________________________

You're on my watch.
_________________________________

Well, I, uh...
_________________________________
I guess
_________________________________

we could try.
_________________________________

-We?

-Well, yeah, listen.
_________________________________

If I'm gonna do this,
I'm gonna need some moral support.
_________________________________

Well, that's perfect.

We're experts at moral support.
_________________________________

-Yeah!

-Good. I guess if we're gonna go,
_________________________________

we better get going.

We got a lot of people to find.
_________________________________

Oh, great! But wait, how do we find 'em?
_________________________________

Didn't you see our first movie?
_________________________________

We drive.
_________________________________

_________________________________
Fairies Venture to the Mainland
_________________________________
_________________________________
Look, ladies. There it is.
The second star to the right.
_________________________________
Isn't it magnificent?
_________________________________
Look at how it sparkles!
_________________________________
IRIDESSA: What do we do now?
_________________________________
They never taught us this part.
Do we fly straight in?
_________________________________
Do we close our eyes?
Give a password?
_________________________________
(GASPING)
What if there's a password?
_________________________________
Is this gonna mess up my hair?
_________________________________
Come on, slow poke! Last one
on the other side sucks frogs' legs.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
-ROSETTA: Mercy me!
-Come on!
_________________________________
Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________
(BELL TOLLING)
_________________________________
(HORSE NEIGHING)
_________________________________
(IRIDESSA GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(WHINNYING)
_________________________________
(WHINNYING)
_________________________________
(LAUGHING) Look at me.
I am besmirched.
_________________________________
My hair is tousled,
and not in a carefree way.
_________________________________

_________________________________

You know, it's funny how wrong
an artist can be about his own work.
_________________________________

Now, the one composition of
Tchaikovsky's that he really detested
_________________________________

was his "Nutcracker Suite,"
_________________________________

Which is probably the most
popular thing he ever wrote.
_________________________________

It's a series of dances
taken out of a full-length ballet
_________________________________
called The Nutcracker

_________________________________
that he once composed

for the St. Petersburg Opera House.
_________________________________

It wasn't much of a success

and nobody performs it nowadays,
_________________________________

but I'm pretty sure you'll recognize the
music of the "Suite" when you hear it.

_________________________________

Incidentally, you won't see

any nutcracker on the screen.
_________________________________

There is nothing like
to him but the title.
_________________________________
(SONG BEGINS)
_________________________________
(SONG ENDS)
_________________________________
(SONG BEGINS)
_________________________________
(SONG ENDS)
_________________________________
(SONG BEGINS)
_________________________________
(SONG ENDS)
_________________________________
(SONG BEGINS)
_________________________________
(SONG ENDS)
_________________________________
(SONG BEGINS)
_________________________________
(SONG ENDS)
_________________________________
(SONG BEGINS)
_________________________________
(SONG ENDS)

_________________________________

_________________________________
A Spoonful of Sugar – Mary Poppins
_________________________________
_________________________________
Depends on your viewpoint.
_________________________________
You see, in every job that must
be done, there is an element of fun.
_________________________________
You find the fun, and snap,
the job's a game.
_________________________________
(SINGING)
And every task you undertake
_________________________________
Becomes a piece of cake
_________________________________
A lark, a spree
_________________________________
It's very clear to see
_________________________________
That a
_________________________________
Spoonful of sugar
helps the medicine go down
_________________________________
The medicine go down
Medicine go down
_________________________________
Just a spoonful of sugar
helps the medicine go down
_________________________________
In a most delightful way
_________________________________
(BIRDS WHISTLE)
_________________________________
A robin feathering his nest
has very little time to rest
_________________________________
While gathering his bits
of twine and twig
_________________________________
Though quite intent in his pursuit
He has a merry tune to toot
_________________________________
He knows a song
_________________________________
Will move the job along
_________________________________
(WHISTLING)
_________________________________
For a spoonful of sugar
helps the medicine go down
_________________________________
The medicine go down
Medicine go down
_________________________________
Just a spoonful of sugar
helps the medicine go down
_________________________________
In a most delightful way
_________________________________
(WHISTLING)
_________________________________
(SNAP)
_________________________________
(SNAP)
_________________________________
(SNAP)
_________________________________
The honeybees that fetch the nectar
from the flowers to the comb
_________________________________
Never tire of ever buzzing to and fro
_________________________________
Because they take a little nip
_________________________________
From every flower that they sip
_________________________________
And hence
_________________________________
They find
_________________________________
Their task is not a grind
_________________________________
Aaah
_________________________________
Cheeky.
_________________________________
Don't be all day.
_________________________________
(SNAP)
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Let me out! Let me out!
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Let me out!
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Well...
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Thank you now.
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When you've quite finished!
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Thank you.
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Over there, Tink, in its den.

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Is it there?

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Must be here somewhere.

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(MUSIC PLAYS)

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Tink! Shh.

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Stop playing

and help me find my shadow.

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Shadow. Oh, shadow.

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(RATTLING)

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(TINKER BELL JINGLING)

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-Huh?

-(JINGLING)

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Aha!

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Peter Pan! Oh, Peter!

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I knew you'd come back.

I saved your shadow for you.

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Oh, I do hope it isn't rumpled.

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You know, you look exactly

the way I thought you would.

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Oh, a little taller perhaps. But then...

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Oh, you can't stick it on with soap, Peter.

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It needs sewing.

That's the proper way to do it.

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Come to think of it, I've never thought

about it, sewing shadows.

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Of course, I knew it was your shadow

the minute I saw it.

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I said to myself, "I'll put it away

for him until he comes back.

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"Oh, he's sure to come back".

And you did, didn't you, Peter?

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After all, one can't leave

his shadow lying about

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and not miss it sooner or later.

Don't you agree?

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What I don't understand is how

Nana got it in the first place.

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She really isn't... Oh, sit down.

It won't take long.

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She really isn't vicious.

She's a wonderful nurse.

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-Father says...

-Girls talk too much.

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Yes, girls talk too... Hmm? Oh.

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Well, get on with it, girl.

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My name is Wendy.

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-Wendy Moira Angela Darl...

-Wendy's enough.

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-(PLAYING PANPIPES)

-Oh.

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But how did Nana get

your shadow, Peter?

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PETER: Jumped at me the other night

at the window.

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WENDY:

Well, what were you doing there?

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PETER: I came to listen to the stories.

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My stories? But they're all about you.

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Of course. That's why I like 'em.

I tell 'em to the Lost Boys.

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The Lost Boys... Oh, I remember.

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-They're your men.

-Uh-huh.

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WENDY: I'm so glad

you came back tonight.

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-I might never have seen you.

-Why?

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-Because I have to grow up tomorrow.

-Grow up!

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Tonight's my last night in the nursery.

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But that means no more stories.

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(SNIFFLING) Mmm-hmm.

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No! I won't have it. Come on!

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WENDY: Bu... But where are we going?

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PETER: To Never Land.

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-Never Land!

-PETER: You'll never grow up there.

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WENDY: Oh, Peter,

it will be so wonderful.

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But wait. What would Mother say?

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Mother? What's Mother?

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Why, Peter, a mother is someone who...

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Who loves and cares for you

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-and tells you stories.

-Good! You can be our mother.

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-Come on.

-Now, just a minute, I...

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Let me see now. I have to pack.

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Oh, and I must leave a note when

I'll be back. I couldn't stay too long.

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And then I'll have to...

Oh, but Never Land.

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Oh, I... I'm so happy I...

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I think I'll give you a kiss.

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(JINGLING)

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What's a kiss?

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Oh, well, uh... I'll show you.

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Oh!

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PETER: Stop! Stop it, Tink!

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John, John, wake up! He's here.

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Huh? (GASPS)

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Jiminy!

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Ooh, what in the world was that?

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Tinker Bell.

Don't know what got into her.

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Hello, Peter Pan. I'm Michael.

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And my name is John. How do you do?

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-PETER: Hello.

-Oh, look, a firefly.

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-A pixie.

-Amazing!

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(JINGLING)

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-What's the pixie doing?

-PETER: Talking.

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-What did she say?

-She says you're a big, ugly girl.

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(BOTH CHUCKLING)

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Oh. Well, I think she's lovely.

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(JINGLING)

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-Well, come on, Wendy, let's go.

-Where are we going?

_________________________________

-To Never Land.

-Never Land!

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-Peter's taking us.

-"Us"?

_________________________________

Well, of course.

I couldn't go without Michael and John.

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I should like very much to cross swords

with real buccaneers.

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Yes, and fight pirates too.

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(PETER LAUGHS)

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Well, all right, but ya gotta take orders.

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-Aye, aye, sir.

-Me too.

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But, Peter,

how do we get to Never Land?

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-Fly, of course.

-Fly?

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It's easy. All you have to do is to...

_________________________________

Is to... Is to...

_________________________________

-Ha! That's funny.

-What's the matter?

_________________________________

-Don't you know?

-Oh, sure.

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It's... It's just that

I never thought about it before.

_________________________________

Say, that's it!

You think of a wonderful thought.

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-BOTH: Any happy, little thought?

-Uh-huh.

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-Like toys at Christmas?

-Sleigh bells, snow?

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Yep! Watch me now. Here I go!

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It's easier than pie.

_________________________________

-He can fly!

-He can fly!

_________________________________

He flewed!

_________________________________

Now you try.

_________________________________

I'll think of a mermaid lagoon,

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(SIGHS)

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underneath a magic moon.

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I'll think I'm in a pirate's cave.

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I think I'll be an Indian brave.

_________________________________

Now everybody try.

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One, two, three!

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We can fly! We can fly! We can fly!

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(JINGLING)

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This won't do.

What's the matter with you?

_________________________________

All it takes is faith and trust.

_________________________________

Oh! And something I forgot. Dust!

_________________________________

WENDY AND JOHN: Dust?

MICHAEL: Dust?

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PETER: Yep.

_________________________________

Just a little bit of pixie dust.

_________________________________

Now, think of the happiest things.

_________________________________

-It's the same as having wings.

-Let's all try it just once more.

_________________________________

Look! We're rising off the floor.

_________________________________

-Jiminy!

-Oh, my! We can fly!

_________________________________

You can fly!

_________________________________

ALL: We can fly!

_________________________________

Come on, everybody. Here we go!

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Off to Never Land!

_________________________________

Think of a wonderful thought

_________________________________

Any merry little thought

_________________________________

Think of Christmas

Think of snow

_________________________________

Think of sleigh bells

Off you go like reindeer in the sky

_________________________________

You can fly, you can fly

You can fly

_________________________________

Think of the happiest things

_________________________________

It's the same as having wings

_________________________________

Take the path that moonbeams make

_________________________________

If the moon is still awake

you'll see him wink his eye

_________________________________

You can fly, you can fly

You can fly

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(NANA BARKING)

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Up you go with a heigh and ho

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To the stars beyond the blue

_________________________________

There's a Never Land waiting for you

_________________________________

 Where all your

happy dreams come true

_________________________________

Every dream that you dream

will come true

_________________________________

Come on, Nana!

_________________________________

When there's a smile in your heart

_________________________________

There's no better time to start

_________________________________

Think of all the joy you'll find

_________________________________

When you leave the world behind

and bid your cares goodbye

_________________________________

You can fly, you can fly

You can fly, you can fly

_________________________________

You can fly

_________________________________

(TOLLING)

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There it is, Wendy. Second star

to the right and straight on till morning.

_________________________________

When there's 

a smile in your heart

_________________________________

There's no better time to start

_________________________________

Think of all the joy you'll find

when you leave the world behind

_________________________________

And bid your cares goodbye

_________________________________

You can fly, you can fly

You can fly, you can fly, you can fly

_________________________________

You can fly, you can fly, you can fly

_________________________________

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And now we're going to hear a piece of
music that tells a very definite story.
_________________________________

As a matter of fact, in this case,

the story came first
_________________________________

and the composer wrote the music

to go with it.
_________________________________

It's a very old story,

one that goes back almost 2,000 years.
_________________________________

A legend about a sorcerer

who had an apprentice.
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He was a bright young lad,

very anxious to learn the business.
_________________________________

As a matter of fact,

he was a little bit too bright
_________________________________

because he started practicing

some of the boss's best magic tricks
_________________________________

before learning how to control them.
_________________________________

One day, for instance,
when he'd been told by his master
_________________________________

to carry water to fill a cauldron,

he had the brilliant idea
_________________________________

of bringing a broomstick to life
to carry the water for him.
_________________________________

Well, this worked very well at first.
_________________________________

Unfortunately, however,
having forgotten the magic formula
_________________________________

that would make the broomstick

stop carrying the water,
_________________________________

he found he'd started something
he couldn't finish.
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(SONG BEGINS)
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(SONG ENDS WITH A FLOURISH)

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(PANTING)
Mr. Stokowski. Mr. Stokowski.
_________________________________
(WHISTLES)
_________________________________

-My congratulations, sir.
-(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Congratulations to you, Mickey.
_________________________________

Gee, thanks. (LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Well, so long. I'll be seein' ya.
_________________________________

Goodbye.
_________________________________

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NARRATOR: And then, one morning,

when Rabbit was beginning to think

_________________________________

he might never be able
to use his front door again,
_________________________________
-(SQUEAK)
-it happened.

_________________________________
He budged.
_________________________________
Hooray! Christopher Crabin.
_________________________________

No, Chrostofer Raban.
_________________________________

He bidged! He badged! He booged!
_________________________________

Today is the day!
_________________________________

EVERYONE: (SINGING)
Hooray for you
_________________________________

Hooray for me
_________________________________

Hooray, hooray
_________________________________

The Pooh will soon be free
_________________________________

Dum de dum

de dum de dum de dum
_________________________________

Now the time has come for proving
_________________________________

What the diet did for Pooh
_________________________________

And since we pledged

he'd be unwedged
_________________________________

That's what we're going to do
_________________________________

He'll be pulled and he'll be tugged
_________________________________

And eventually unplugged
_________________________________

We'll have a tug-of-war
_________________________________

To open Rabbit's door
_________________________________

Think heave-age
Think ho-age
_________________________________

And out the Pooh will go-age
_________________________________

For mind over matter
_________________________________

Has made the Pooh un-fatter
_________________________________
(GOPHER SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Heave, ho
_________________________________

Heave, ho
_________________________________

Heave, heave, heave, heave
_________________________________
Heave...
_________________________________
(POPS)
_________________________________

There he goes!

_________________________________

GOPHER: Suffering sassafras.

He's sailing clean out of the book!

_________________________________

GOPHER: Quick! Turn the page!
_________________________________
-(THUD)
-(BUZZING)

_________________________________

Stuck again.
_________________________________

Don't worry, Pooh. We'll get you out.
_________________________________

No hurry. Take your time.
_________________________________

Yum, yum. (SLURPING)
_________________________________
(SINGING) Bears love honey

and I'm a Pooh bear
_________________________________

Yum, yum, yum, yum
_________________________________
(SLURPING)
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________

Yum, yum, yum, yum

Time for something sweet

_________________________________

NARRATOR: We come

to the next chapter in which...

_________________________________

POOH: But I haven't finished yet.
_________________________________

But, Pooh, you're in the next chapter.

_________________________________
Oh. What happens to me?
_________________________________

Well, let's turn the page and find out.

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