Disney NeverEnding Chronology (Wonderland) - Subtitles (en)

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(TICKING)

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Oh, my fur and whiskers!
I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!
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(PANTING)
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Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear!
I'm here, I should be there.
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I'm late, I'm late, I'm late! The queen,
she'll have my head for sure!
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How did he get so small?

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No, you're simply too big.

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(QUACKS) It talks!

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(YAWNING)

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Must you be so loud? You woke me up.

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Good morning.

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Good night! I need a bit more sleep.

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Wait, what do we have
to do to grow small?

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Why don't you try the bottle...
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over there?
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The Caucus Race – Alice in Wonderland

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(SINGING) Forward, backward,
inward, outward
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Come and join the chase
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Nothing could be drier
than a jolly caucus race
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Backward, forward, outward, inward

Bottom to the top
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Never a beginning

There can never be a stop
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Skipping, hopping, tripping

Fancy free and gay
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Started it tomorrow
but will finish yesterday
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Round and round and round we go

until for ever more
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Once we were behind,
but now we find we are
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Forward, backward, inward, outward

Come and join the chase
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Nothing could be drier
than a jolly caucus race
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-I say, you'll never get dry that way.

-Get dry?
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Have to run with the others.

First rule of the caucus race.

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But how can I...
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That's better.

Have you dry in no time now.

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No one can ever get dry this way.

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Nonsense. I'm as dry as a bone already.

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-Yes, but...
-DODO: All right, let's have it now.
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DODO: Look lively.
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The White Rabbit. Mr. Rabbit.

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-My goodness. I'm late.

-Don't go away. I'll be right back.

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-I'm late.
-DODO: Don't step on the fish.
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DODO: Watch it. Stop kicking that
mackerel. Brilliant. Jolly well done.

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Mr. Rabbit. Oh, Mr. Rabbit.
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Painting the Roses Red – Alice in Wonderland

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(DISTANT WHISTLING)
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(HUMMING)
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(SINGING) Painting the roses red
We're painting the roses red
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We dare not stop or waste a drop
So let the paint be spread
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We're painting the roses red
We're painting the roses red
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Painting the roses red
And many a tear we shed
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Because we know they'll cease to grow
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In fact, they'll soon be dead
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(ALL SOB)
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And yet we go ahead
painting the roses red

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Painting the roses red
We're painting the roses red
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Pardon me but, Mr. Three,
why must you paint them red?
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ALL: Huh? Oh!
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Well, the fact is, miss,
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we planted the white roses
by mistake, and...

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(SINGING)
The queen, she likes them red
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If she saw white instead
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-She'd raise a fuss
-And each of us
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Would quickly lose his head
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Goodness.

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Since this is the thought we dread
We're painting the roses red

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Oh, dear. Then let me help you.

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(SINGING) Painting the roses red
We're painting the roses red
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Don't tell the queen what you have
seen or say that's what we said
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-We're painting the roses red
-Yes, painting the roses red

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-Not pink

-Not green

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-Not aquamarine
-We're painting the roses red

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(PANTING)
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(TRUMPETING)

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Court is now in session!

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I'm on trial? But why?

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Her Majesty,
the Queen of Hearts, presiding!
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The girl is the culprit.
There's no doubt about it.
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And the reason is...
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because I say so, that's why!

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That is so unfair!

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Well, have you anything
to say in your defense?

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Of course! I've done
absolutely nothing wrong!
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You may be queen,
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but I'm afraid that doesn't give
you the right to be so...so mean!

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QUEEN OF HEARTS: Silence!
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You dare defy me?

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SORA: Hey, guys,
we should help her out.

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Yeah, but the...

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We're outsiders, so wouldn't
that be muddling?

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DONALD: "Meddling"!

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GOOFY: Oh, yeah.
And that's against the rules.

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The court finds the defendant,
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guilty as charged!
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For the crimes of assault and
attempted theft of my heart...
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Off with her head!

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No! No! Oh, please!

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SORA: Hold it right there!

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Who are you?
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How dare you interfere with my court?

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Excuse me.
But we know who the real culprit is!

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Uh-huh. It's the Heartle...

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Anyway, she's not the one
you're looking for.

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That's nonsense. Have you any proof?
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ALICE: No, no! Oh, please!
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Bring me evidence of Alice's innocence!
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Fail, and it's off with all of your heads!
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Gather as much or little evidence
as you please.

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Report back here once you're ready.
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CHESHIRE CAT: (SINGING)
'Twas brillig and the slithy toves
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Did gyre and gamble in the wabe
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All mimsy were the borogoves
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And the more paths outgrabe

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Who are you?

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Who, indeed?
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Poor Alice. Soon to lose her head,
and she's not guilty of a thing!

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Hey, if you know
who the culprit is, tell us!

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The Cheshire Cat has all the answers,
but doesn't always tell.
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The answer, the culprit,
the cat all lie in darkness.

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'Twas brillig and the slithy toves

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Did gyre and gamble in the wabe
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Wait!

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CHESHIRE CAT: They've already
left the forest. I won't tell which exit.
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There are four pieces of evidence in all.
Three are a cinch to find.
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The fourth is tricky.
Big reward if you find them all.

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Should we trust him?

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To trust, or not to trust?
I trust you'll decide!

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And the mome raths outgrabe

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All in the Golden Afternoon – Alice in Wonderland

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(SINGING) Little bread-and-butterflies
kiss the tulips

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And the sun is like a toy balloon

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There are get-up-in-the-morning glories
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In the golden afternoon

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There are dancing daffodils
on the hillside

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Strings of violets are all in tune
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Tiger lilies love the dandelions

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In the golden afternoon

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The golden afternoon
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There are dog-and-caterpillars
and a copper centipede

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Where the lazy daisies love
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The very peaceful life they lead

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Little bread-and-butterflies
kiss the tulips

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And the sun is like a toy balloon

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There are get-up-in-the-morning glories
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In the golden afternoon

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There are dancing daffodils
on the hillside

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Strings of violets are all in tune
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Tiger lilies love the dandelions

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In the golden afternoon

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The golden afternoon
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There are dog-and-caterpillars
and a copper centipede

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Where the lazy daisies love
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The very peaceful life they lead

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Little bread-and-butterflies
kiss the tulips

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And the sun is like a toy balloon

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There are get-up-in-the-morning glories
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In the golden afternoon

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And the mome raths outgrabe

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Well, look what you've found.
Nice going.

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Now we can save Alice.

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Don't be so sure!
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She may be innocent,
but what about you?

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What do you mean?
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And who is this?
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Well. Well now, let me see, my dear.
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It certainly isn't a heart.
Do you suppose it's a club?
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Why, it's a little girl.

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-Yes. And I was hoping...
-Look up. Speak nicely.
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And don't twiddle your fingers.
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Turn out your toes. Curtsy.
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Open your mouth a little wider.
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And always say, "Yes, Your Majesty."
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-Yes, Your Majesty.
-(QUEEN CHUCKLES)
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Now, where d'you come from
and where are you going?
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-I'm trying to find my way home.
-Your way?
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All ways here are my ways!
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Yes, I know. But I was just thinking...
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Curtsy while you're thinking.
It saves time.

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Yes, Your Majesty.
But I was only going to ask...
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I'll ask the questions!
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-Do you play croquet?
-Yes, Your Majesty.

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Then let the game begin!
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I won't tell. But I'll give you something.

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Are you ready to present
evidence before the queen?

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Yes.

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Very well.
Counsel, step up to the podium.

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Now, show me what you have found.

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Well, that's certainly a lot of evidence,
but I'm still not impressed.

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Cards! Bring forth my evidence!

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Hmm, checking all five
would only be a waste of time.
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All right, then.
Choose the one you wish to present.
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I'll decide who's guilty
based on that evidence.

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What? After all the trouble
of collecting it?

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You dare object?
Then you will lose your head!
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Now, choose! One box!

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Are you certain? No second chances!

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I'm sure.

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Now we shall see who the real culprit is.

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What in the world was that?

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There's your evidence. Alice is innocent.

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(GROWLS)
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Silence! I'm the law here!
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Article 29! Anyone who defies
the queen is guilty!

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That's crazy!

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Seize them at once!

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Cards! If they touch the tower,
you lose your heads!
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(FANFARE)
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(SINGING) Forward, backward,
inward, outward

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Here we go again
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No one ever loses
and no one can ever win

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Backward, forward, outward, inward

Bottom to the top...
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Off with her head! Off with her head!
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You can't leave a tea party
without having a cup of tea.

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But I can't stop now.
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But we insist.

You must join us in a cup of tea.

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Off with her head!
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Mr. Caterpillar. What will I do?
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Who are you?
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(COUGHS)
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There she goes. Don't let her get away.

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Off with her head!
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(GASPS)
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She must've gotten kidnapped
while we were fighting.

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You fools!
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Find the one who's behind this!
I don't care how!
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Have you seen Alice?

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Alice, no. Shadow, yes!

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Where did they go?

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This way? That way? Does it matter?
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Left, right, up, down!

All mixed up thanks to the shadows!
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Step deeper into the forest
to the deserted garden.
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You might find shadows
in the upside-down room!
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They're hiding somewhere.
And the momeraths outgrabe.
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Want to find the shadows?
Try turning on the light.
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-It's too dim. Make it brighter.

-What next?

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One more lamp that you need to light.
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The Unbirthday Song – Alice in Wonderland

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How very curious.
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HARE: If there are no objections,
let it be unanimous
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HATTER: A very merry unbirthday
HARE: A very merry unbirthday
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BOTH: A very merry unbirthday to us
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(CHORUS OF PIPES)
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(SINGING)
A very merry unbirthday to me
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-To who?
-To me
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-A very merry unbirthday to you
-Who, me?
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Let's all congratulate us
with another cup of tea
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A very merry unbirthday
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To you
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BOTH: No room. No room.
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-No room.

-I thought there was plenty of room.

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It's rude to sit without being invited.

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I'll say it's rude.
It's very, very rude indeed.
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Very, very, very rude indeed.

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I'm very sorry.
But I did enjoy your singing.
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-I wonder if you could tell me...
-You enjoyed our singing?
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Oh, what a delightful child.
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I'm so excited.
We never get compliments.

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-You must have a cup of tea.
-Yes, indeed. The tea.

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-You must have a cup of tea.
-ALICE: That would be nice.
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I'm sorry I interrupted your
birthday party. Thank you.
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Birthday? (CHUCKLES) My dear
child, this is not a birthday party.
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Of course not.

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This is an unbirthday party.

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Unbirthday? I'm sorry,
but I don't quite understand.

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It's very simple.
30 days have Sep... No.

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An unbirthday...
If you have a birthday, then you...

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She doesn't know what an unbirthday is.

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How silly.
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Well...

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(COUGHS)
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I shall elucidate.

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(SINGING) Statistics prove,
prove that you've one birthday.
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Imagine, just one birthday every year
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But there are 364 unbirthdays
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Precisely why we're
gathered here to cheer
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Then today is my unbirthday, too.
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-It is?
-What a small world this is.
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In that case...
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(SINGING) A very merry unbirthday
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-To me?
-To you.
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-A very merry unbirthday
-For me?
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For you.
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Now blow the candle out, my dear,
and make your wish come true
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(CRACKLING)
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A very merry unbirthday to you
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(SINGING) Twinkle, twinkle, little bat

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How I wonder what you're at

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Up above the world you fly
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Like a tea tray in the sky

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All the lights are on.
You'll see the shadows soon.
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They'll arise in this room,
but somewhere else.
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The shadows might go after
that doorknob, too.
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You'll have a better view
from higher up.
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The shadows should be here soon.
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Are you prepared for the

worst? If not, too bad!
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(YAWNS)
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What a racket.
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How's a doorknob to get any sleep?
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(YAWNING)
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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What was that?

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You hear that?
Sounded like something closed.

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This gummi ain't like the others. No, sir.

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Okay, I'll hold on to it.

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Splendid. You're quite the hero.
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If you're looking for Alice, she's not here.
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She's gone!
Off with the shadows, into darkness.

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No...

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Let's go back to our gummi ship.
We might find her in another world.

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We've gotta go to a save point
to return to our ship.

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CHORUS: (SINGING)
Alice in Wonderland

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Over the hill or here or there

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I wonder where

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