Friday, January 10, 2014

Give a Day. Get a Disney Day. Toons: Hawaii Adventure script


(Walt Disney Animation Studios logo: The shorter version. The variant has the last few seconds of Mickey whistling with the music)
(TITLE CARD: GIVE A DAY. GET A DISNEY DAY. TOONS)
(TITLE CARD: HAWAII ADVENTURE)
(INT. PENTHOUSE, DISNEYLAND HOTEL – DAY.)
KERMIT: Okay, it's two o'clock. The bell tower at Disneyland Resort have rung, so the creatures are officially on their winter break.
(The Muppets (Beauregard, Bunsen, Beaker, Robin, Rowlf, Penguins, Sam Eagle, Bubba, Pepe, Rizzo, Fozzie, Camilla, Gonzo, Scooter, the Swedish Chef, Lew Zealand, Sweetums, Crazy Harry, Zoot, Dr. Teeth, Janice, Animal, and Floyd) cheer)
Kermit: Soon they'll be flying off to...
Miss Piggy: Hay-way-I.
Kermit: It's Hawaii, Piggy. Does anybody have a vacation plan?
(Later, Lily and Robin works on the computer)
Lily: Prince Robin and I have been working on our massively multiplayer, online, role-playing game profiles.
(FANFARE)
COMPUTER: The Frogging Bull!
Robin: That's me! Can you make my arms bigger?
Lily: Oh, yeah. Enhancing.
(She makes Robin’s arms bigger)
ROBIN: Oh, yes!
(Dr. Teeth, the Electric Mayhem (Animal, Floyd, Janice, and Zoot), and Crazy Harry are playing Go Fish)
Dr. Teeth: Gonzo, you in?
Scooter: Sorry, fellas. He's all mine.
Gonzo: We're going to have a fun-filled week, just the two of us.
(Scooter pulls him away)
Gonzo (CONT.): Deal her in.
Camilla: (CLUCKS)
(Camilla joins in to play cards)
Lew Zealand: Thank you all for coming to the audition. Number one, action.
Penguin #1: Wank!
Lew Zealand: Dreadful. Next.
Penguin #2: Wank!
Lew Zealand: Horrifying. Next.
Penguin #3: Wank!
Lew Zealand: Brilliant!
Tatooey: Nerdlucks are coming!
(The Muppets (Sweetums, Fozzie, Miss Piggy, Gonzo, and Kermit) hid)
NAWT: Vacation to Hawaii!
(The Nerdlucks enter the penthouse, dropping the big crate)
Bang: Going on vacation!
Blanko: Vacation, vacation.
POUND: Guys!
Bupkus: Coming, Pound!
(They leaves)
Blanko: Bye, Muppets!
(Fozzie turned to the Muppets (Robin, Rowlf, Beaker, Scooter, Gonzo, and Camilla)
Fozzie: All right, folks, let the relaxing begin.
Robin: Hooray!
Fozzie: Ready to lose at checkers, Rowlf?
Rowlf: When pigs fly.
Floyd: Actually, I had an uncle who was a pilot, man.
Animal: Really?
Floyd: No, not really.
(The crate opens, revealing GARY, his girlfriend MARY, and Gary's brother WALTER from the recent film, The Muppets)
Walter: Oh!
Gary: Here's your bag, Mary. You can put my luggage right here.
Mary: Oh, Gary, this is so exciting!
Gary: Picture! Say "sunscreen."
Mary: Croissant.
GARY: Perfect.
(The camera flashes)
KERMIT: Gary? Mary? Walter?
Gary: Kermit? Hey! You guys are in Hawaii, too! Cool. We stowed away in the big crate. How did you guys get here?
Kermit: Uh, Walter, this is the Disneyland Hotel penthouse.
(Walter's face widens)
Walter: What?
(The Disney Patrol van horn beeps)
Sweetums: And there they goes.
(Walter ran to the window)
Walter: No. No, no. No, no. No! Nerdlucks! You can't go. Not without the big wooden…crate.
RIZZO: Let me get this straight. You thought the creatures would take the big crate on vacation?
Bubba: Oh, boy.
(Walter ran up to the crate)
Walter: Hawaii! You have to take us to Hawaii!
Zipper: Sorry, sir. I just zip and unzip. I don't actually fly.
Walter: Hey? Oh…
Gary: Walter?
Walter: I, uh…I'll be right back.
(He gets in the crate. Jennifer looks at the book about Hawaii)
Mary: Oh! He's been planning this vacation for months.
Sweetums: Wow. That's a lot of numbering. Did he do that all by himself?
Mary: Gary doesn't know I know, but this is where he planned to have our very first kiss.
Zoot: You haven't kissed yet?
(Floyd hits him)
Zoot (CONT.): Ow!
Gary: It would have been the perfect vacation.
(Kermit looks at everyone. He know the right thing to do)
(INT. CRATE – DAY. Walter continues to sob. Mary knocks the crate)
MARY: Walter, could you please come out here?
WALTER: No!
MARY: I can't decide if this handbag matches my shoes.
Walter: Well, are you wearing the pumps or the espadrilles?
(He opens the door until…)
Melinda: Aloha!
(The penthouse is all decorated with the Hawaiian imagination)
Walter: Uh…
(The Muppets (The penguins, Miss Piggy, Scooter, Gonzo, Beauregard, and Lew Zealand)) set up the Hawaii theme)
Kermit: Welcome to paradise. We've got the vacation of your dreams all planned out for you!
Bunsen: Welcome to the Disneylikeoke Motel.
Gary: I thought we were staying in a resort.
(Beaker puts the resort sign behind the motel sign)
Beaker: Mee!
Bunsen: Welcome to the Disneylikeoke Resort.
Walter: This is great!
(First, sea diving)
Fozzie: (reading) "Immerse yourself in a whole new world when you go deep sea diving!"
Gary: Oh! I've got the telescope!
(Gary and Mary dive into the water, its bubbles created by Beaker)
MARY: Ooh!
GARY: Whoa, look at that.
MARY: Oh! Beautiful.
Floyd: Watch this, man.
(He turns on the TV and…)
Gary/Mary: Aargh!
Floyd: Shark Week.
Animal: Nice.
FOZZIE: Next up, a guided nature hike.
(Next, nature hike)
Beauregard: There's the official Hawaiian state bird, the Nene.
(Robin plays as the Nene. Scott took a picture)
GARY: Ka-click.
Beauregard: And the state fish, the humuhumunukunukuapua'a.
(Janice plays as the state fish. Scott took another picture)
Beauregard: And a pineapple.
(Gonzo plays as a windmill)
Gonzo: How you doing?
(Scott took another one)
(Next, sunbathing. Gary and Mary sunbathes and turns around and lay on their backs)
(Next, fishing. They went on the boat ride. Walter plays the boat captain. Gary and Mary tried to fish but something lost something. Walter whispers to Gary)
Walter: Psst! You're not wearing any pants.
Gary: Oh!
(Next, horse back riding)
Kermit: Ride like the wind!
(The horse takes off with Mary.
Walter: Ride like the wind, Sam the Eagle!
Sam Eagle: Okay! Get off me.
(Next, surfing. Gary and Mary test out the waves)
Mary: You're really ripping those curls, Gary.
Gary: Ha-ha! Watch me hang ten, Mary.
(Robin falls, causing Gary to fly and hit the paper wall.
Sweetums: Gin.
GARY: I'm okay.
(Next, luau. DUSK. Crazy Harry plays the ukulele guitar and sings in Hawaiian. Gary, Walter, and Mary is having dinner at the luau)
Lew Zealand: Dinner is served. (IMITATES CORK POPPING)
(The Swedish Chef appears)
Swedish Chef: Jag tog nagra rakor.
(Camilla plays as the meal)
Gonzo: I should've seen this coming.
(Melinda appears)
Melinda: The entertainment will start in just a moment. (YELLS) Hey, Pepe!
(Crazy Harry pulls out drums and begins to play)
(Pepe appears)
Pepe: Hola ladies and gentlemen.
(He pulls out a glow stick, bends it, and dances)
(Kermit appears)
Kermit: Walter, we're almost ready for the place where you have your first…
Mary: Thanks, but I got this one covered. Hey, Gary, come with me for a moment.
Gary: Oh. Okay.
Melinda: Kermit, the beach is all set.
(Lily and the Muppets (The penguins, Gonzo, and Scooter) set up the beach)
Pepe: We removed the poop from the kitty litter, okay.
Scooter: Spanish is so beautiful!
(Until Rowlf calls out)
Rowlf: Hey, everybody, they got outside the Neverland Pool.
(Kermit, Melinda, Lily, Walter, and the Muppets (Sam Eagle, Camilla, Penguins, Dr. Teeth, Zoot, Scooter, Gonzo, Beauregard, Sweetums, Animal, Floyd, Fozzie, Gonzo, Lew Zealand, Robin, Rowlf, Bunsen, and Janice) went to the Neverland Pool)
(EXT. NEVERLAND POOL, DISNEYLAND HOTEL – DAWN)
Rowlf: What are they doing out there?
Dr. Teeth: It's got to be a bazillion degrees from the pool.
Floyd: Good thing they wore bathing suits, man.
(Gary leaned forward and kissed Mary)
Kermit: Looks like she does have this one covered.
(Sweetums took a picture)
Scooter: How romantic!
Gonzo: Yeah. Until they fall into the water.
(Gary and Mary walked and…they fell into the pool. Everybody is silent)
Floyd: I'll get the net.
(He leaves)
(THE END)

CAST (in order of appearance)
Steve Whitmire as Kermit, Rizzo, and Beaker
Eric Jacobson as Miss Piggy, Fozzie, Animal, and Sam Eagle
Mae Whitman as Melinda
Dakota Fanning as Lily
Nathan Greno as Frogging Bull
Matt Vogel as Robin, Camilla, Lew Zealand, Floyd, Sweetums, Zipper, and Crazy Harry
Bill Barretta as Dr. Teeth, Rowlf, Bubba, Swedish Chef, and Pepe
David Rudman as Scooter and Janice
Dave Goelz as Gonzo, Zoot, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, and Beauregard
Martin P. Robinson as Tatooey
Leslie Carrara as Nerdluck Nawt
Kevin Clash as Nerdluck Bang
Peter Linz as Nerdluck Blanko and Walter
Joey Mazzarino as Nerdluck Pound
Fran Brill as Nerdluck Bupkus
Jason Segel as Gary
Amy Adams as Mary

(POST-CREDITS SCENE)
[INT. BATHROOM, PENTHOUSE – DAY. Gary and Mary are showering. Kermit, Melinda, Fozzie, and the Muppets (Janice, Floyd, Lew Zealand, Penguin, Scooter, Rowlf, Robin, Gonzo, and Penguin) are cleaning them up)
Miss Piggy: Best vacation ever.
Kermit: Yeah.

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