Sausage Party subtitles voiceovers

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WOMAN: (OVER PA) We need

an extra cashier to the front, please.

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FRANK: Shit, it's the Dark Lord!

CARL: Oh, no. He's coming.

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CARL: Yeah! You know it, baby.

Work those buns!

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CARL: I can hear you, dude.

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FRANK: Oh, yeah, go in. Put it in there.

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-BRENDA: Big tip.

-Oh, you wouldn't dare.

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WOMAN: (OVER PA)

Management to Cash 5.

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FRANK: Hey, hey, hey, look at this.

We fucking got one.

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FRANK: Pick us! Pick out package!

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BRENDA: Choose us! Look at us!

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-Choose us. Look at us! Oh, yes!

-FRANK: Please, god.

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-Fecking gobshite!

-POPPED CHERRY MIXER: Back off!

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HONEY MUSTARD: You don't even

know what you're celebrating.

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BRENDA: Shut up. The gods are
gonna hear you talking about them...

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BARRY: Oh, shit!
He's out of the package!

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-I got you! Hold on! Hold on!

-FRANK: I can't hold on!

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LAVASH: Donkey fucker!

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DOUCHE: Oh, no. Bro!

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CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP:

Cream of Mushroom?

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-FRANK: Uhn!

-Frank! Move your fucking ass!

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GRAPE: Frank, run!

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-CHIPS: I can't!

-Come on, Chips! It's you and me, bro!

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BARRY: Frank!

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-FRANK: You okay?

-I think so.

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-APPLE: Who, us?

-No, not you.

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BRENDA: Look out!

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DOUCHE: No!

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WOMAN: (OVER PA) Attention,
shoppers. The store's closed.

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-...and says, "God, I had the best tip."

-LAVASH: Get away from me.

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JUICE BOX: Is someone there?

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JUICE BOX: Help me, someone.

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LAVASH: First you come into our aisle

and occupy more and more shelf space.

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-SAMMY: That's good material.

-Room for both of us!

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FRANK: Liquor aisle.

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BEER 1: Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

BEER 2: Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

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FIREWATER: Hiya, how are ya

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FIREWATER: Guys! Get out here!

Help me kill this prick.

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GRITS: This motherfucker knows

too much. We gotta off his ass!

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FIREWATER: Someone hand me

a blade. I'll gut this cocksucker!

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TWINK: No! If we kill him,

we are no better than the gods.

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FIREWATER: Ah... He is right.

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-GRITS: Shit, if we smoking, I'll hit it.

-That's what I thought.

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SAMMY: Yeah. This has a nice

south-of-the-border vibe. Heh.

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BRENDA: Oh, sorry.

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-Who?

-TERESA: The one they call...

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FOOD 1: El Douche!

FOOD 2: El Douche!

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TERESA: Por aca, por aca, this way.

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TROY: Feel that breeze.

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CARL: Potato! Way to go, buddy!

That's my guy!

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IRISH POTATO:
Jesus, you fucking whore!

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CARL: Cheese! You don't deserve that!

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-All right. That's not necessary.

-DOUCHE: That's no way to treat a lady.

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QUESO: Did someone say "Queso"?

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BRENDA: Run!

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-Guys, I'm stuck!

-DOUCHE: Yaah!

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-Aah!

-BRENDA: He's coming, he's coming.

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BRENDA: Screw you!

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BARRY: Shit, shit, shit!

Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man.

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FRANK: Come on, guys,
this affects all of us!

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DRUGGIE: Well, everybody told me
not to do this.

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DRUGGIE: Bath salts are just as bad

as they said it would be! Aah.

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PIZZA: Legs, huh? Look at me.

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TOILET PAPER:
And when he stops using us!

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SAMMY: I literally can't wait to be home.

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-Look, my homeland!

-LAVASH: Oh, look, my aisle!

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SAMMY: Hurray!

BRENDA: Yes!

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MALE ROBOTIC VOICE: Perhaps I
could be of some assistance.

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GUM: The effects of the opiate
have dissipated.

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FRANK: What the fuck is this place?

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LORETTA: What are you doing
out of a package?

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BUN 1: Stop it!

BUN 2: Stop!

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-Help me!

-BRENDA: Perfect fit.

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FRANK: Um... Friends.

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FRANK: Okay, whoa, whoa, easy. Guys!

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CABBAGE: Dear gods

We pledge our love to you

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SODAS: Where we're sure

Nothing bad happens to food

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CHEESES:

Once we're out the sliding doors

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BREAD:

The gods will always care for us

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CAKE MIXES:

They won't squeeze us out their butts

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FRANK: Brenda!

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BARRY: Hey. Doesn't mean

it's too late to redeem yourself.

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GUM: Perhaps I could be
of some assistance.

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BRENDA: Oh!

FRANK: Brenda! Brenda!

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HOT DOG: Bun fight! Check it out.

BRENDA: They're gonna kill us all!

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BRENDA: Let go of me! Let go of me!

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FRANK: She's being chosen.
We have to act!

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WOMAN: Die!

FRANK: Oh, no! Pizza!

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GUM: Hop on, y'all.

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FRANK: Run, guys, run!

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FOOD ITEM: Get the Dark Lord!

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DARREN: Why do you keep
calling me that?

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DOUCHE: Okay.

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-DOUCHE: Oh, it's real, bro.

-What?

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-Barry!

-BARRY: Aah!

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GUM: Perhaps I could be
of some assistance.

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COCONUT MILK: So long, asshole!

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FRANK: We did it.

BRENDA: We did. So...

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-BRENDA: Oh, Frank!

-So, maybe, you know...

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FRANK: Yo. I'm actually over here

jerking off with these fellas.

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GRITS: Yeah, cracker!

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GUM: Say my name!

It's Sorbitol, Malitol, Xylitol...

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BARRY: I'm filling you. I'm filling you.

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SAMMY: Oy vey!

LAVASH: My dick is drained.

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FRANK: That was amazing.

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GUM: While tripping balls,
Firewater and I...

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BRENDA: Oh!

FRANK: What...?
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Disney PhilharMagic Fantasia of Autumn & Winter subtitles (Prologue)

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LYRIA: "The changing of the seasons

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"brings wonder to the world
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"For ages has the magic

of the fairies been unfurled
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"But nature's greatest changes

come beneath the autumn sky
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"and mysteries reveal themselves

as harvest time draws nigh
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"This year, a shimmering blue moon

will rise before the frost
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"Perhaps its rays can light the way

to find what has been lost"

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(CELTIC FLUTE MUSIC PLAYING)

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(BIRDSONG)

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Where are you? Come out!

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Come out! (LAUGHS)

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Come on out.

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(GIGGLES)

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 -I'm coming to get you.

-(GIGGLES)

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Where are you, you little rascal?

I'm coming to get you.

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Hm. (CHUCKLES)

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Where is my little birthday girl, hmm?

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I'm going to gobble her up

when I find her.

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 -Oh! (LAUGHS)

-(SQUEALS)

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 I'm going to eat you. I am.

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(MAKES MUNCHING NOISES)

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Och, Fergus, no weapons on the table.

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Can I shoot an arrow?

Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I?

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Please? Can I? (LAUGHS)

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 -Not with that. Why not...

-(GIGGLES)

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 ...use your very own?

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-(GASPS)

-Happy birthday, my wee darling!

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(BOW BEING PLUCKED)

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 -Now, there's a good girl.

-(STRAINS)

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Draw all the way back now

to your cheek. That's right.

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Keep both eyes open.

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And, loose!

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-I missed.

-Go and fetch it, then.

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A bow, Fergus? She's a lady.

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-Ooh! You!

-(LAUGHS)

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(BIRDS CALLING)

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(CREAKING)

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(LONE BIRD CALLS)

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(HEAVY BREATHING)

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(HIGH-PITCHED CALL)

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A will-o'-the-wisp.

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(GROWLING)

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They are real.

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ELINOR:

Merida, come along, sweetheart.

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-We're leaving now.

-MERIDA: I saw a wisp.

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-I saw a wisp.

-A wisp?

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You know, some say that

will-o'-the-wisps lead you to your fate.

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-Oh, aye. Or an arrow.

-Och!

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Come on, let's be off before we see

a dancing Tatty Bogle.

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Or a giant having a jigger

in the bluebells.

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Your father doesn't believe in magic.

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Well, he should. Because it's true.

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-(GASPS)

-(SCREAMS)

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(GROWLS)

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Mor'du! Elinor, run!

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-(ROARS)

-Sire!

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(YELLS)

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(SNARLS)

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Come on, you!

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(ROARS)

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(IF YOU BELIEVE PLAYING)
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(SINGING) Time to turn the maple
brilliant crimson
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Time to turn the Aspen
sparkling gold

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Time to tumble apples
from their branches

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Time to tell
the breezes crisp and cold

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A chilling
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Folds the countryside

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Kiss of morning mist
upon the meadow

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Scent of wood smoke
swirling in the air

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Signals that it's high time
for the harvest

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Every pumpkin, peach
and prickly pear
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With ripened fruit to bear

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If you believe

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In who you are

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Who you were
always meant to be

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If you open up your heart

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Then you set your spirit free

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In this time of the season

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Every leaf on every tree

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Will start to shine

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Come and see

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Take my hand

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Come with me

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And fly

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(GOOSE HONKING)
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Oh! Oh!
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Yeah, okay. There you go!
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No, no, no!
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Good job.
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In this time of the season
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Every leaf on every tree

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Will start to shine

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Come and see

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Take my hand

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Come with me

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And fly

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MERIDA: Some say our destiny

is tied to the land...

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...as much a pan' of us as we are of it.

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Others say fate is woven together

like a cloth.

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(THUNDER RUMBLES)

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So that one's destiny intertwines

with many others.

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It's the one thing we search for

or fight to change.

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Some never find it.

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But there are some who are led.

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(YELLS)

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The story of how my father lost his leg

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to the demon bear Mor'du

became legend.

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(GROANING)

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I became a sister to three new brothers.

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The princes.

Hamish, Hubert and Harris.

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Wee devils, more like.

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They get away with murder.

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I can never get away with anything.

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I'm the princess.

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-Oh!
-(BAGPIPES PLAYING)

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MERIDA: I'm the example.

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(SLURPS)

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I've got duties, responsibilities,

expectations.

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My whole life is planned out,

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preparing for the day I become...

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Well, my mother.

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She's in charge

of every single day of my life.

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-(BAGPIPES CEASE)

-(SIGHS)

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"Aye, Robin, Jolly Robin,

and thou shalt know of mine."

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Project!

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"And thou shalt know of mine!"

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Enunciate. You must be understood

from anywhere in the room,

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or it's all for naught.

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-This is all for naught.

-I heard that!

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-(SIGHS)

-From the top.

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A princess must be knowledgeable

about her kingdom.

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She does not doodle.

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(PLAYS NOTES)

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That's a C, dear.

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-(SCREECHES)

-(SCREAMS)

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(LAUGHS AND SNORTS)

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A princess does not chortle.

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-Mm!

-Does not stuff her gob!

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Rises early.

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-...is compassionate...

-(CHICKEN SQUAWKS)

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...patient, cautious,

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clean.

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And above all, a princess

strives for... Well, perfection.

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MERIDA: But every once in a while,

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there's a day

when I don't have to be a princess.

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No lessons, no expectations.

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A day where anything can happen.

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A day I can change my fate.

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Yah!

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(LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING)

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When cold wind is a' calling,

and the sky is clear and bright
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Misty mountains sing and beckon,

lead me out into the light
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I will ride, I will fly
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Chase the wind and touch the sky

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I will fly

Chase the wind and touch the sky

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Whoo-hoo!

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(EAGLE CALLS)

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Where dark woods hide secrets

and mountains are fierce and bold

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Deep waters hold reflections

of times lost long ago
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I will read every story,

take hold of my own dream

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-Oh!

-(HORSE WHINNIES)

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Be as strong as the seas are stormy

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And proud as an eagle's scream

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I will ride, I will fly

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Chase the wind and touch the sky

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I will fly

Chase the wind and touch the sky

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(SCREAMS EXCITEDLY)

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And touch the sky

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Whoo!

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Chase the wind

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 Chase the wind

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Touch the sky

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-Morning, Stone.

-Hey, Terence.
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Come on, let's go. Flap your wings!
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Those fairies on the mainland

won't be able to fly without pixie dust!
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Terence, have you delivered

the pixie-dust rations to the scouts yet?
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Yep. Finished today's

and half of tomorrow's.
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Remember, one cup each.

No more, no less.
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I know, Fairy Gary.
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(BELL DINGS)
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(BEETLE EXCLAIMS)
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(BUZZING)
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(PANTING)
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Well, that's my cue.

I'll catch you guys later.
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And where are you off to?
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Just doing some errands and stuff.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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-Errands!

-And stuff!
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Why are you guys talking like that?
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BOTH: No reason.
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-All right.

-Say hi to Tinker Bell, would you?
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What?
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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Very funny.
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All right, you got me.

I'm gonna help Tink again.
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-Is it okay if I take this?

-FAIRY GARY: Sure.
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Thanks. See you tomorrow.

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TINKER BELL: Hammer.

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(BIRD CHIRPING)
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Thanks. Okay, try it now, Cheese.
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(SQUEAKING)
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Yeah, that's it!

Keep going. Keep going!
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Hey, Cheese.

Special delivery for Tinker Bell.
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Hi, Terence.
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Who's your best friend

that always delivers?
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Hmm.
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-Iridessa?

-Nope. Try again.
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-Fawn?

-Me!
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(CHUCKLES) Just kidding.
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So, what do you think

of the Pixie Dust Express?
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Wow. The guys are gonna love this

back at the depot,
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and it sure is going to help out

on the river-outpost deliveries.
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Hey, is that a stretchy thingy?
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Yeah, I thought you could use it

for your motor.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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I think it's gonna be perfect.
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(BOTH GROANING)
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TINKER BELL: Clip.

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All right, Cheese, ready to launch.
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Aah!
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(CHEERING)
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It floats!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Okay. Are you ready

for the official test run?
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Don't worry. I'll be right next to you.
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-All set?

-Check.
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Let her rip.
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(CHUCKLING) Whoa.
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And now for hydro-drive.
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Sorry.
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(BUZZES)
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Whoa!
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Oh, no!
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(SCREAMING)
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(SCREAMING)
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Hmm.
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(SPLASH)
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Ooh!
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(GROANING)
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-Are you okay?

-Yeah. Thanks.
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(SIGHS)
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I can't believe the boat broke.
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I guess your guys

are gonna have to wait a little longer.
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I'm impressed.
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Usually when one of your inventions

doesn't work out, you overreact,
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but I must say,

you're handling this one pretty well.
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-I drove it into a tree?

-Never mind.
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(GROANS)
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Jingles!
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I made it to help you, Terence.

It should've worked.
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Come on.

Look, it just needs a little tinkering.
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Let's see.

Who do I know who's a good tinker?
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Bobble. Bobble's a good tinker.
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Or Fairy Mary,

she's got a lot of experience.
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Or... Hey, what about Clank?
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(TINKER BELL GIGGLING)
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(KAZOO HUMMING)
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Uh-oh.
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-Someone's in trouble.

-Hey, I haven't done anything, lately.
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The stinkbug incident?
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(GASPS)
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Oh, no.
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Tinker Bell, Queen Clarion awaits.
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TINKER BELL: It's all
a big misunderstanding.

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I'm sure the queen wants to see me

about something completely unrelated.
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(BLOWS KAZOO)
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One moment.
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Tinker Bell is here.

She's waiting outside, my lady.
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CLARION: Thank you, Viola.

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-Fairy Mary, are you certain?

-Whatever do you mean?
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Only that Tinker Bell,

while undoubtedly talented, also...
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-Is a hothead? Flies off the handle?

-Well, yes.
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I believe she deserves a chance,

Minister.
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After all, tinker fairies

learn from their mistakes.
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Very well.
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Agreed. Tinker Bell!
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Fairy Mary tells me she knows...
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It's not my fault, Your Highness!

Those stinkbugs were asking for it.
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-This isn't about the stinkbugs, is it?

-No.
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But we can certainly

come back to that later.
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(LAUGHING) Mary.
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You do know the Minister of Autumn.
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-My dear.

-Hi.
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Are you familiar

with the great autumn revelry?
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Well, everyone's talking about it.

They're so excited.
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Since time immemorial,
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fairies have celebrated

the end of autumn with a revelry,
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and this particular autumn

coincides with a blue harvest moon.
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A new scepter must be created

to celebrate the occasion.
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Behold, the Hall of Scepters.
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(EXCLAIMS IN AWE)
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-They're beautiful.

-Every scepter is unique.
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Some are the work of animal fairies,
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some of light fairies, or water fairies,

or garden fairies.
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This year,

it is the turn of the tinker fairies.
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And Fairy Mary has recommended you.
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(GASPS)
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-Me? But I'm... I'm...

-A very talented tinker.
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The scepter must be built

to precise dimensions.
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At the top, you will place a moonstone.
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When the blue moon is at its peak,
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its rays will pass through the gem,

creating blue pixie dust.
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CLARION: The blue pixie dust

restores the Pixie Dust Tree.

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Like autumn itself,

it signals rebirth and rejuvenation.
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We are relying on you.
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This way, dear.
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Here is the moonstone.
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It has been handed down

from generation to generation.
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Be careful. It is ridiculously fragile.
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Fairy Mary, I... I don't know what to say.
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-Thank you!

-Careful, Tinker Bell! Fragile!
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One, two, three, four, five,

six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
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(SIGHS)
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-Why are you counting?

-It helps to calm me down.
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Got it. Don't worry, Fairy Mary.

I'll make you proud, all of you.
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Yahoo!

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(CHIRPS)
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TERENCE: Tink!

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Tink?
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Hey!
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So?
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Terence, you're never

gonna believe this.
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Guess what happened! Go on, guess!
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Well, I...
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I have been picked

to make the new fall scepter!
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Me! Me!
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Hey, that means they...

They gave you the moonstone?
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Yeah! Want to see?
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(WHISTLES)
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Not so close. Don't breathe on it.

It's fragile.
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Yeah, I know. I know all about it.
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The blue moon only rises

in Pixie Hollow every eight years.
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The trajectory of the light beam's gotta

match the curvature of the moonstone
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at a 90-degree angle
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so the light can transmute

into pixie dust.
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Wow, Terence!

Now, how'd you know all that?
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Well, you know, every dust-keeper's

gotta study dustology.
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Hey! You know what this calls for?
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-Two cups of...

-Chamomile tea.
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-With extra honey and...

-And some milkweed whip.
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(GIGGLES)
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Hey, by the way, that new

bucket-and-pulley system you made?
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Fairy Gary loves it.
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-He's so cute.

-If you say so.
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You know what? Maybe I can help you.

You know, I'm kind of an expert on this.
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I can collect the supplies

and give you advice.
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-You will? That's... That's so sweet.

-Hey, what are friends for?
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So, what do you say?

Can I be your wingman?
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That would be great.
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-The best dust-keeper fairy.

-And the best tinker!
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This is gonna be

a revelry to remember.
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(WHINNIES)

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I'm starving. You hungry too, Angus?

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Pfft!

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-Oats it is, then.

-(SNORTS)

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Good day, Princess.

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I cannot find the salt.

Where did you put it?

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It was over there a minute ago,

the last time I looked at it.

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And then, out of nowhere,

the biggest bear you've ever seen!

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His hide littered with the weapons

of fallen warriors.

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His face scarred with one dead eye.

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I drew my sword and...

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Whoosh!

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One swipe, his sword shattered.

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Then "chomp"! Dad's leg was clean off.

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Down the monster's throat it went.

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Oh, that's my favorite part.

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Mor'du has never been seen since,

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and is roaming the wilds

waiting his chance of revenge.

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-(ROARING)

-Let him return.

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I'll finish what I guddled

in the first place.

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Merida, a princess does not place

her weapons on the table.

_________________________________

Mum! It's just my bow.

_________________________________

A princess should not have weapons

in my opinion.

_________________________________

FERGUS: Leave her be.

_________________________________

Princess or not,

learning to fight is essential.

_________________________________

Mum?

You'll never guess what I did today.

_________________________________

-Hm?

-I climbed the Crone's Tooth,

_________________________________

and drank from the Fire Falls.

_________________________________

Fire Falls?

_________________________________

They say only the ancient kings

were brave enough to drink the fire.

_________________________________

(LAUGHS)

_________________________________

-What did you do, dear?

-Nothing, Mum.

_________________________________

Hungry, aren't we?

_________________________________

-Mum!

-You'll get dreadful collywobbles.

_________________________________

Oh, Fergus, will you look at

your daughter's plate?

_________________________________

-(DOGS BARKING)
-So what?

_________________________________

-Oh, you great...

-Don't let them lick... (SIGHS)

_________________________________

Boys, you're naughty.

_________________________________

Don't just play with your haggis.

_________________________________

-Urgh! (GAGGING)

-Och, how do you know you don't like it,

_________________________________

if you won't try it?

_________________________________

That's just a wee sheep's stomach.

_________________________________

It's delicious. Mm! (SMACKS LIPS)

_________________________________

-My lady.

-Thank you, Maudie.

_________________________________

FERGUS: You're getting too big,

the two of you.

_________________________________

ELINOR: Aha.

_________________________________

From the Lords Macintosh,

MacGuffin and Dingwall.

_________________________________

Their responses, no doubt.

_________________________________

Aye, aye!

_________________________________

-FERGUS: Hey, hey! (LAUGHS)

-(MUNCHING LOUDLY)

_________________________________

Stay out of my food,

you greedy mongrels.

_________________________________

Chew on that, you manky dogs!

_________________________________

-(FERGUS LAUGHS)

-Fergus?

_________________________________

They've all accepted.

_________________________________

(DOGS SLOBBERING)

_________________________________

Who's accepted what, Mother?

_________________________________

Boys, you are excused.

_________________________________

(GIGGLING)

_________________________________

-Oof!

-(DOGS BARKING)

_________________________________

Hey! (LAUGHS)

_________________________________

What did I do now?

_________________________________

Your father has something

to discuss with you.

_________________________________

Fergus?

_________________________________

Oh. (CLEARS THROAT)

_________________________________

(COUGHS)

_________________________________

Er... Merida.

_________________________________

(SIGHS) The lords are presenting

their sons as suitors for your betrothal.

_________________________________

-What?

-The clans have accepted.

_________________________________

-Dad!

-What? (STAMMERS) I...

_________________________________

You... She... Elinor?

_________________________________

Honestly, Merida, I don't know why

you're reacting this way.

_________________________________

(SIGHS IN FRUSTRATION)

_________________________________

This year, each clan will present a suitor

to compete in the games for your hand.

_________________________________

I suppose a princess

just does what she's told?

_________________________________

A princess does not raise her voice.

_________________________________

Merida, this is what you've been

preparing for your whole life.

_________________________________

No, it's what you've been preparing

me for my whole life.

_________________________________

I won't go through with it.

You can't make me.

_________________________________

Merida!

_________________________________

Huh? Merida!

_________________________________

-Urgh!

-(DOGS BARKING)

_________________________________

Boys!

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

Mother. Suitors? Marriage?

_________________________________

Once there was an ancient kingdom...

_________________________________

Oh, Mum!

_________________________________

Ancient kingdom.

_________________________________

Its name long forgotten,

_________________________________

ruled by a wise and fair king

who was much beloved.

_________________________________

And when he grew old he divided

the kingdom among his four sons,

_________________________________

that they should be the pillars

on which the peace of the land rested.

_________________________________

But the oldest prince

wanted to rule the land for himself.

_________________________________

He followed his own path

and the kingdom fell

_________________________________

to war, and chaos and ruin.

_________________________________

That's a nice story.

_________________________________

It's not just a story, Merida.

_________________________________

Legends are lessons.

They ring with truths.

_________________________________

Och, Mum.

_________________________________

I would advise you

to make your peace with this.

_________________________________

The clans are coming

to present their suitors.

_________________________________

-It's not fair.

-Och, Merida.

_________________________________

It's marriage.

It's not the end of the world.

_________________________________

(SIGHS IN DISBELIEF)

_________________________________

(ELINOR MUTTERING)

_________________________________

-FERGUS: You're muttering.

-I don't mutter.

_________________________________

Aye, you do. You mutter, lass,

when something's troubling you.

_________________________________

I blame you. Stubbornness.

_________________________________

It's entirely from your side of the family.

_________________________________

(LAUGHS) I take it the talk

didn't go too well, then?

_________________________________

Ooh, I don't know what to do.

_________________________________

-Speak to her, dear.

-I do speak to her.

_________________________________

-She just doesn't listen.

-Come on, now.

_________________________________

Pretend I'm Merida. Speak to me.

_________________________________

What would you say?

_________________________________

Ooh... I can't do this.

_________________________________

Sure you can.

_________________________________

There, there. That's my queen.

_________________________________

Right, here we go.

_________________________________

"I don't want to get married."

_________________________________

"I want to stay single

and let my hair flow in the wind"

_________________________________

"as I ride through the glen

firing arrows into the sunset."

_________________________________

(BREATHES DEEPLY)

_________________________________

Merida, all this work,

all the time spent preparing you,

_________________________________

schooling you,

giving you everything we never had.

_________________________________

I ask you, what do you expect us to do?

_________________________________

Call off the gathering.

Would that kill them?

_________________________________

You're the queen.

_________________________________

You can just tell the lords

the princess is not ready for this.

_________________________________

In fact, she might not ever be ready

for this, so that's that.

_________________________________

Good day to you. We'll expect your

declarations of war in the morning.

_________________________________

I understand this must all seem unfair.

_________________________________

Even I had reservations

when I faced betrothal.

_________________________________

But we can't just run away

from who we are.

_________________________________

I don't want my life to be over.

_________________________________

I want my freedom!

_________________________________

But are you willing to pay the price

your freedom will cost?

_________________________________

I'm not doing any of this to hurt you.

_________________________________

If you could just try to see what I do,

I do out of love.

_________________________________

But it's my life, it's... (SIGHS)

_________________________________

I'm just not ready.

_________________________________

I think you'd see, if you could just...

_________________________________

I think I could make you understand

if you would just...

_________________________________

-...listen.

-...listen.

_________________________________

(WHINNIES)

_________________________________

I swear, Angus,

this isn't going to happen.

_________________________________

Not if I have any say in it.
_________________________________

_________________________________

TERENCE: Knock-knock.

_________________________________

(YAWNS)
_________________________________

-Morning.

-Hi.
_________________________________

All right, we have one full moon

until the autumn revelry. Here we go.
_________________________________

Hey, Tink!

I brought you some stuff from work.
_________________________________

Whoa.
_________________________________

Wow, Terence, how did you...
_________________________________

(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

I love this thing!
_________________________________

I can tell you're gonna be a big help.
_________________________________
TERENCE: Looks good.

_________________________________

Now, remember,

you get the most blue pixie dust
_________________________________

if you maximize the moonstone's

exposed surface area.
_________________________________

Right. Got it.
_________________________________
TERENCE: Knock-knickity-knock!

_________________________________

(YAWNS)
_________________________________

Out of bed, sleepyhead.
_________________________________

You gotta keep the fire nice and hot.
_________________________________

(COUGHING)
_________________________________

(SCRAPING)
_________________________________

(TERENCE WHISTLING)
_________________________________

Excuse me, Tink.
_________________________________

Yeah, you know, you should

really keep that workspace clean.
_________________________________

Okay, let me just...

Let me get that one right there.
_________________________________

Just one more. Thank you.
_________________________________

-Whoa!

-One, two, three...
_________________________________

-Why are you counting?

-...four...
_________________________________
TERENCE: Knickity-knickity-knock!

Knickity-knock!
_________________________________

(WHISTLING)
_________________________________

Watch your angle there.
_________________________________

(CONTINUES WHISTLING)
_________________________________
TERENCE: (SOFTLY) Knock-knock!

Who's there?

_________________________________

Knock. Knock who?

Knock-knock-knickity-knock!
_________________________________

Knickity-knock.
_________________________________

(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

(GLASS SHATTERING)
_________________________________

Steady.
_________________________________

You gotta be easy.

This is the tricky part.
_________________________________

I know.
_________________________________

All right, now we gotta match

the trajectory of the light beam
_________________________________

-with the...

-Got it. Thanks.
_________________________________

-With the...

-Okay. Yeah, I know.
_________________________________

-With the...

-Shh!
_________________________________

-The curvature of the moonstone.

-Will you please...
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

Tink, it looks like you need

some sort of, you know, sharp thingy.
_________________________________

That's exactly what I need.
_________________________________

Could you go out

and find me something sharp?
_________________________________

You got it. I'll be right back.
_________________________________

Take your time.
_________________________________

_________________________________

-(EXERTIVE GRUNTING)

-(DRUMS POUNDING)

_________________________________

(MEN STRAINING)

_________________________________

(DRUMS BEATING RHYTHMICALLY)

_________________________________

MacGuffin!

_________________________________

MEN: MacGuffin!

_________________________________

-Dingwall!

-MEN: Dingwall!

_________________________________

-Macintosh!

-MEN: Macintosh!

_________________________________

Ooh! Aah!

_________________________________

Oh.

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

You look absolutely beautiful.

_________________________________

I can't breathe.

_________________________________

Och, shush! Give us a turn.

_________________________________

(GROANS) I can't move.

_________________________________

It's too tight.
_________________________________

-(STRAINS)

-It's perfect.

_________________________________

(GROANS)

_________________________________

(STRAINS)

_________________________________

-Merida?

-Mum?

_________________________________

Just...

_________________________________

Remember to smile.

_________________________________

(SNORING)

_________________________________

(PRINCES LAUGHING)

_________________________________

-(CONTINUES SNORING)

-Aye, they're coming.

_________________________________

Places, everyone. Places.

_________________________________

-(PEOPLE CLAMORING)

-(DOGS BARKING)

_________________________________

Oh!

_________________________________

(PRINCES GRUNTING)

_________________________________

(FERGUS CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

I look fine, woman! Leave me be!

_________________________________

GUARD: My lord!

_________________________________

I want to announce the arrival

of the lords...

_________________________________

-Ow!

-Who goes there? Who goes there?

_________________________________

(BAGPIPES PLAYING)

_________________________________

Boy!

_________________________________

(ALL CRY OUT)

_________________________________

(SHOUTING)

_________________________________

(SILENCE)

_________________________________

So, here we are... Er...

_________________________________

-...the four clans.

-MAN: Aye.

_________________________________

-Er... Gathering...

-Oh.

_________________________________

-...for...

-(DISCONTENTED MURMURS)

_________________________________

-...the presentation of the suitors.

-...the presentation of the suitors.

_________________________________

-(ALL CHEERING)

-FERGUS: Clan Macintosh.

_________________________________

MEN: Macintosh!

_________________________________

Your Majesty,

I present my heir and scion,

_________________________________

who defended our land

from the northern invaders,

_________________________________

and with his own sword, Stab Blooder,

_________________________________

vanquished 1,000 foes.

_________________________________

MEN: Macintosh!

_________________________________

-(SCOFFS)

-FERGUS: Clan MacGuffin!

_________________________________

MEN: MacGuffin!

_________________________________

Good Majesty, I present my eldest son,

_________________________________

who scuttled the Viking longships

_________________________________

and with his bare hands

vanquished 2,000 foes.

_________________________________

MEN: MacGuffin!

_________________________________

Clan Dingwall.

_________________________________

MEN: Dingwall!

_________________________________

I present my only son

_________________________________

who was besieged by 10,000 Romans

_________________________________

and he took out a whole armada

singlehandedly.

_________________________________

With one arm, he was...

_________________________________

With one arm he was steering the ship

_________________________________

and with the other

he held his mighty sword

_________________________________

and struck down a whole attacking fleet.

_________________________________

-MAN: Lies!

-What? I heard that.

_________________________________

-(MEN SNICKERING)

-Go on. Say it to my face.

_________________________________

Or are ye scared, simpering jackanapes,

_________________________________

afraid to muss your pretty hair?

_________________________________

-At least we have hair.

-And all our teeth.

_________________________________

(SPEAKS IN THICK ACCENT)

_________________________________

-MAN: Huh?

-(SHEEP BLEATS)

_________________________________

And we don't hide under bridges,

you grumpy old troll.

_________________________________

(ALL LAUGHING)

_________________________________

You want to laugh, huh?

_________________________________

Wee Dingwall!

_________________________________

(SCREAMS) Get off me!

_________________________________
(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

(PLAYING LIVELY TUNE)

_________________________________

(GROANING)

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

(YELPS)

_________________________________

Nut 'em! Nut 'em! That's the way to...

_________________________________

All right.

_________________________________

Shut it!

_________________________________

(MUSIC WINDS DOWN)

_________________________________

Now, that's all done.

You've had your go at each other.

_________________________________

Show a little decorum.

_________________________________

And no more fighting.

_________________________________

-(MACE CLANGING)

-(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

(LIVELY TUNE CONTINUES)

_________________________________

(YELLING)

_________________________________

(BATTLE CRY)

_________________________________

Ow!

_________________________________

(GROANS)

_________________________________

(SHEEP BLEATS)

_________________________________

(YELLS)

_________________________________

FERGUS: You want a fresh one?

_________________________________

(MUSIC STOPS)

_________________________________

(CLAN CHIEFS WHINING IN PAIN)

_________________________________

FERGUS: Crivens, you're fierce.

_________________________________

I didn't start it. It was...

_________________________________

My lady Queen, I feel terrible.

My humblest apologies.

_________________________________

-We mean no disrespect.

-I'm sorry, love, I didn't... But...

_________________________________

-Yes, dear.

-(CLEARS THROAT)

_________________________________

Now, where were we?

_________________________________

Ah, yes. In accordance with our laws,

_________________________________

by the rights of our heritage,

_________________________________

only the firstborn of each

of the great leaders

_________________________________

-may be presented as champion.

-Firstborn?

_________________________________

And thus compete for the hand

of the Princess of Dun Broch.

_________________________________

To win the fair maiden

they must prove their worth

_________________________________

by feats of strength or arms

in the games.

_________________________________

It is customary that the challenge

be determined by the princess herself.

_________________________________

Archery! Archery.

_________________________________

(ALL MURMURING)

_________________________________

I choose archery.

_________________________________

-Let the games begin!

-(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

_________________________________

(CLANK HUMMING)
_________________________________

Clank, what is that?
_________________________________

This is a fireworks launcher.

Allow me to demonstrate.
_________________________________

Iridessa and Rosetta will mix

light crystals with flower pigment.
_________________________________

The mixture will go into the launcher,

like so.
_________________________________

Then I tighten the spring, like so.
_________________________________

-Oh, dear. Clank...

-Then you throw the trigger...
_________________________________

-Yes, Clank...

-...and the fireworks shoot into the air!
_________________________________

-Clank!

-Like so!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Clanky, that's brilliant!
_________________________________

Hey, Bobble. Listen, do you know

where I can find a sharp thingy?
_________________________________

-A sharp thingy?

-How about a stick?
_________________________________

-No, a sharp thingy-majigy.

-A stick can be pretty sharp!
_________________________________

No, I need something sharper

to help Tink.
_________________________________
CLANK: For Tink!

_________________________________

-Clank, don't sneak up on me like that.

-Did you try the cove?
_________________________________

Of course! That's where

all the lost things wash up.
_________________________________

-Thanks, Bobble. Thanks, Clank.

-Our pleasure. So long, Terence!
_________________________________

I'm getting a little dizzy.
_________________________________

Uh-oh.
_________________________________

_________________________________

-(GRUNTING)

-(YELLS)

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

Pull!

_________________________________

-Pull!

-(MEN CRYING OUT IN SURPRISE)

_________________________________

(LIVELY BAGPIPES PLAYING)

_________________________________

-(MAN ROARING)

-(CHILDREN SCREAMING)

_________________________________

(MOOING AND BARKING)

_________________________________

-I'll just take one.

-Ooh!

_________________________________

PRINCE: Ooh!

_________________________________

Oh!

_________________________________

Now, I have told you,

you're not allowed... Oh!

_________________________________

-Oh!

-Argh!

_________________________________

-(PRINCES GIGGLING)

-Oh!

_________________________________

(SHEEP BLEATING)

_________________________________

(HORN SOUNDING)

_________________________________

(DOGS HOWL)

_________________________________

(CROWD CHEERING)

_________________________________

It's time!

_________________________________

-Archers, to your marks!

-Aye, archers, to your marks.

_________________________________

And may the lucky arrow find its target.

_________________________________

(FERGUS CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

(EXCITED SQUEALING)

_________________________________

Oi! Get on with it.

_________________________________

CROWD: Ooh. (LAUGHS)

_________________________________

(GROANS)

_________________________________

-Och!

-I bet he wishes he was tossing cabers.

_________________________________

-Or holding up bridges. (LAUGHS)

-Shh!

_________________________________

(GIRLS SQUEAL)

_________________________________

CROWD: Aw...

_________________________________

(YELLS ANGRILY)

_________________________________

At least you hit the target, son.

_________________________________

(CONTINUES YELLING)

_________________________________

Oh, that's attractive.

_________________________________

(CONTINUES WAILING)

_________________________________

-MAN: I got it!

-Good arm.

_________________________________

And such lovely flowing locks.
_________________________________

-Fergus.

-What?

_________________________________

(LAUGHTER)

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

Oh, wee lamb.

_________________________________

Oh, come on! Shoot, boy!

_________________________________

-(CROWD CHEERING)

-(LAUGHS IN TRIUMPH)

_________________________________

Well done, lad! Well done.

_________________________________

(STARTS SINGING)

_________________________________

-Feast your eyes!

-(CHIEFS SCREAM)

_________________________________

-That's my boy. (LAUGHS)

-(GAGGING)

_________________________________

Well, that's just grand now, isn't it?

_________________________________

-Guess who's coming to dinner?

-Fergus.

_________________________________

By the way, hope you don't mind

being called Lady Ding...

_________________________________

(WHINES)

_________________________________

-(CROWD GASPS)

-I am Merida.

_________________________________

Firstborn descendant of

Clan Dun Broch.

_________________________________

And I'll be shooting for my own hand.

_________________________________

-Oh!

-(CROWD MURMURING)

_________________________________

What are you doing?

_________________________________

Merida!

_________________________________

Curse this dress!

_________________________________

(SHOCKED GASPS)

_________________________________

(CROWD GASPS IN AWE)

_________________________________

Merida, stop this!

_________________________________

Don't you dare loose another arrow.

_________________________________

(EXHALES)

_________________________________

Merida, I forbid it.
_________________________________

_________________________________

(BLOWS)
_________________________________

Perfect.
_________________________________

And now for the finishing touch,

a spattering of silver shavings.
_________________________________

Steady. I can't wait till she sees this.
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

There. Perfect.
_________________________________

-Finally.

-TERENCE: Hey, Tink! I'm back!
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

-What is this?

-It's your sharp thingy.
_________________________________

My... That's not...
_________________________________

One, two, three, four...
_________________________________

Terence, this is not sharp.

This is round.
_________________________________

It is, in fact, the exact opposite of sharp.
_________________________________

-Really, look, if you look inside, it's...

-I need to work, okay?
_________________________________

Now, would you please

get this thing out of here?
_________________________________

My scepter!
_________________________________

Tink, I'm so sorry. I...
_________________________________

-Out, Terence! Just go!

-What?
_________________________________

You brought this stupid thing here.

You broke the scepter.
_________________________________

-This is your fault!

-Tink, I...
_________________________________

-I was just trying to be a good friend. I...

-Go away! Just leave me alone!
_________________________________

Fine! Last time I try to help you.
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
_________________________________

No.
_________________________________

_________________________________

Michty me!

I've just about had enough of you, lass!

_________________________________

-You're the one that wants me to...

-You embarrassed them.

_________________________________

-You embarrassed me.

-I followed the rules.

_________________________________

You don't know what you've done!

_________________________________

-Just don't care how I...

-It'll be fire and sword if it's not set right.

_________________________________

-Just listen!

-I am the Queen!

_________________________________

You listen to me!

_________________________________

Ugh! This is so unfair!

_________________________________

Ha! Unfair?

_________________________________

You're never there for me.

_________________________________

This whole marriage is what you want.

_________________________________

Do you ever bother

to ask what I want? No.

_________________________________

You walk around telling me what to do,

what not to do,

_________________________________

trying to make me be like you.

_________________________________

Well, I'm not going to be like you.

_________________________________

Oh, you're acting like a child.

_________________________________

And you're a beast.

_________________________________

-That's what you are!

-Oh, Merida.

_________________________________

-I'll never be like you.

-No, stop that!

_________________________________

-I'd rather die than be like you!

-(GASPS)

_________________________________

Merida, you are a princess,

_________________________________

-and I expect you to act like one.

-Mum!

_________________________________

Oh!

_________________________________

(WEEPS)

_________________________________

ELINOR: Merida!

_________________________________

Merida!

_________________________________

Oh, dear.

_________________________________

Ah!

_________________________________

Oh, no. What have I done?

_________________________________

Oh.

_________________________________

(SOBBING)

_________________________________

(SOBBING)

_________________________________

Oh! Oh! Oh!

_________________________________

(WHINNIES)

_________________________________

Whoa!

_________________________________

(SOBS) Angus!

_________________________________

(WHINNIES AND SNORTS)
_________________________________

_________________________________

Kept her workspace clean,

brought her food, stoked the fire!
_________________________________

"Find a sharp thingy."

Searched high and low,
_________________________________

and she didn't even say thank you!
_________________________________

(CROAKING)
_________________________________

Whoa.
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

I know some rock fairies

that are gonna be pretty upset.
_________________________________

What? There are no rock fairies.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

You never know. There might be.
_________________________________

Are you okay?
_________________________________

Yeah, I'm great! Why do you ask?
_________________________________

I'm... No. I'm sorry.

I... I had a fight with Tink.
_________________________________

What happened?
_________________________________

There was just an accident,

and she just... She just exploded. I...
_________________________________

She exploded?
_________________________________

No, no, I don't mean like that.
_________________________________

I mean, she just yelled at me,

you know? And...
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Did she turn red?
_________________________________

Well, of course she turned red!

It's Tink!
_________________________________

Just give her a chance to cool off.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Yeah, you're probably right.

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

-CLANK: Hello, Tink!

-Clank! Bobble!
_________________________________

Came to see if you wanted to join us

for fairytale theater.
_________________________________
BOBBLE: We figure you could use

a real break.
_________________________________

Break? Nothing's broken!

What do you mean?
_________________________________

What do you know?
_________________________________

Sorry, fellas. Busy.
_________________________________

You know, the revelry,

fall scepter, whatnot.
_________________________________

I can't wait to see that scepter!
_________________________________

-Try.

-Is it as beautiful as I imagine?
_________________________________

Uh...
_________________________________

-No.

-Terence told us it's amazing.
_________________________________

We're so proud of you.
_________________________________

-Look, guys, I really don't have time.

-Well, not to worry, Tink.
_________________________________

We'll tell Fairy Mary

you couldn't make it.
_________________________________

-Fairy Mary?

-Well, sure!
_________________________________

You know her.

She never misses fairytale theater.
_________________________________

Bye-bye!
_________________________________

Clank! Bobble! Wait for me!
_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

Fairy Mary, I...
_________________________________

Tinker Bell!

I wasn't expecting to see you tonight.
_________________________________

Have you finished the scepter?
_________________________________

Well, not exactly.
_________________________________

I... I was wondering...

I mean, I have to ask you...
_________________________________

Yes?
_________________________________

It's about the moonstone.
_________________________________

What happened to it? You didn't lose it.

Tell me you didn't lose it!
_________________________________

-I didn't lose it.

-Good.
_________________________________

But I was thinking, if using one

moonstone creates blue pixie dust,
_________________________________

using two would create even more.
_________________________________

Do you have another moonstone?
_________________________________

That moonstone is the only one found

in the last 100 years.
_________________________________

And thank goodness we found it.
_________________________________

Without the blue dust,

the Pixie Dust Tree would grow weak,
_________________________________

and things would be pretty tough

around here, believe you me.
_________________________________

(THUD)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Are you okay? You look sort of pale.
_________________________________

-Wait. I know what's going on.

-You do?
_________________________________

You've been working too hard.

What you need is a little theater.
_________________________________

Knowing you, you'd probably redo

the whole scepter if you could.
_________________________________

-Is that an option?

-(CHUCKLING) Tinker Bell!
_________________________________

(CHIME TINKLING)
_________________________________

(ORCHESTRA PLAYING SOFT MUSIC)
_________________________________

How exciting!
_________________________________

(SINGING) Hush, fairies! Hush, fairies!

_________________________________

'Tis the moment for ancient fairy lore

_________________________________

Tinker Bell, do you mind?
_________________________________

(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

Sorry. Skunk training.
_________________________________

Hush, fairies! Hush!

_________________________________
For a fairytale of yore!

_________________________________
'Twas a distant fall
_________________________________

when a pirate ship

arrived in Neverland.
_________________________________

The dreaded pirates swarmed ashore,
_________________________________

seeking the greatest

and most elusive prize of all.
_________________________________

A fairy.
_________________________________

Pirates give me the willies!
_________________________________

Far and wide, the pirates searched

until they found a fairy.
_________________________________

They chased her, captured her
_________________________________

and forced her to lead them

to the most magical treasure,
_________________________________

the enchanted Mirror of Incanta.
_________________________________

Forged by fairy magic in ages past,
_________________________________

the mirror had the power

to grant three wishes,
_________________________________

anything precious to your heart.
_________________________________

-Fairy Mary, is this true?

-Every word.
_________________________________

The pirates used two wishes,
_________________________________

but before they could use

the third wish,
_________________________________

the ship was wrecked

on an island north of Neverland.
_________________________________

The Mirror of Incanta,

with its last remaining wish,
_________________________________

was lost forever.
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

Yet it is said that the clues to find it

are hidden in this ancient chant.
_________________________________

"Journey due north past Neverland
_________________________________

"Till a faraway island is close at hand
_________________________________

(SINGING) "When you're alone
But not alone
_________________________________

"You will find help
And an arch of stone"
_________________________________

Arch of stone.
_________________________________

"There's one way across

the isle's north ridge
_________________________________

"But a price must be paid

at the old troll bridge"
_________________________________

What did she say?
_________________________________

I think she said something

about a toll bridge.
_________________________________

-Toll bridge?

-Yeah.
_________________________________

-But I don't know how much it costs.

-Oh?
_________________________________

"At journey's end

You shall walk the plank
_________________________________

"Of the ship that sunk

But never sank"
_________________________________

(SINGING) "And in the hold
Amidst gems and gold
_________________________________

"A wish come true
Awaits, we're told

_________________________________
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
_________________________________

"But beware and be warned
There's a trick to this clue

_________________________________
"Wish only goodwill
Or no good will come you

_________________________________
"For the treasure you seek

_________________________________
"You may yet come to rue!"

_________________________________
AUDIENCE: Bravo! Bravo!
_________________________________

Bravo! Bravo!

_________________________________

"Faraway island is close at hand
_________________________________

"Due north past Neverland"
_________________________________

Let's see. Mouse cheese.
_________________________________

Um...
_________________________________

Pan. Chart.
_________________________________

Extra clothes.
_________________________________

This one's not for traveling.
_________________________________

How am I gonna carry all this?
_________________________________

Not enough.

_________________________________

-There you go. One cup, dear.

-Thank you.
_________________________________

Fairy Gary. Hi.
_________________________________

Hello, Tink. What brings you here?
_________________________________

I see that bucket-and-pulley system

l rigged for you is working out.
_________________________________

You know, Fairy Gary,

you really run a tight ship.
_________________________________

I know it sounds like I'm just saying it,

but you really do. Really.
_________________________________

That's very sweet, dear.
_________________________________

Anyway, I was wondering,

can I have some extra pixie dust?
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Pardon?
_________________________________

Come on, Fairy Gary. Please?

Just a smidge?
_________________________________

Now, Tinker Bell, you know the rules,
_________________________________

and it says here

you already got your ration.
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

Iridessa! Rosetta!
_________________________________

-What do you think?

-Lend you some of our dust?
_________________________________

Tinker Bell,

we need every bit of it on the mainland.
_________________________________

Sweetie, it takes a lot of flying

to bring in autumn.
_________________________________

Sorry, Tink.
_________________________________

Say, you know who can help.

_________________________________

Raffaela, Renato, Redina, Rina...
_________________________________

-Hi, Cheese!

-Hey, Terence!
_________________________________

Morning, Fawn!
_________________________________

-Rina, Rhoda, Rosetta...

-Terence.
_________________________________

-Tink?

-Hi.
_________________________________

Surprised to see you.

How's the scepter?
_________________________________

I'm working on it.
_________________________________

Look, Terence, things happened,

mistakes were made,
_________________________________

and now there's something

I need to talk to you about.
_________________________________

I need some extra pixie dust.
_________________________________

You need more pixie dust?

That's why you're here?
_________________________________

Yeah.
_________________________________

It's not exactly what I was expecting.

Why do you need more dust?
_________________________________

I... I can't tell you.
_________________________________

You can't tell me?
_________________________________

You need more pixie dust,

and you can't tell me why?
_________________________________

A true friend

wouldn't need to know why.
_________________________________

A true friend wouldn't ask me

to break the rules!
_________________________________

Well, then,

I guess we're not true friends!
_________________________________

No, I...
_________________________________

I guess we're not.
_________________________________

I'm on my own, then.
_________________________________

(CRYING)

_________________________________

(CAWING)
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

So long, Pixie Hollow. I'll be back soon.

_________________________________

_________________________________

(ANGUS WHINNIES)

_________________________________

(WISP CALLS)

_________________________________

(WISP CALLS)

_________________________________

-(WHISPERS) Come on, Angus.

-(ANGUS NICKERS)

_________________________________

Angus!

_________________________________

(NICKERS)

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

(WISPS CALL)

_________________________________

(ANGUS NEIGHS)

_________________________________

(WISP CALLS)

_________________________________

(WHINNYING)

_________________________________

(WISP CALLS)

_________________________________

Why would the wisps lead me here?

_________________________________

(BELL TINKLES)

_________________________________

Uh...

_________________________________

(WOOD GENTLY TAPPING)

_________________________________

Oh, look around.

_________________________________

You holler if you see anything you like.

_________________________________

Everything is half off.

_________________________________

Uh...

_________________________________

-Who are you?

-Just a humble woodcarver.

_________________________________

Um...

_________________________________

I don't understand... (GASPS)

_________________________________

-See anything you like?

-Uh...

_________________________________

Perhaps a touch of whimsy

to brighten any dank chamber?

_________________________________

But the will-o'-the-wisps, they...

_________________________________

Oh! This is one of a kind!

_________________________________

I'll make you a deal for this rare prize.

_________________________________

-Your broom!

-Oh! (SNAPS)

_________________________________

-It was sweeping by itself.

-That's ridiculous.

_________________________________

Wood cannot be imbued

with magical properties.

_________________________________

I should know. I'm a wit... Whittler.

_________________________________

Of wood.

_________________________________

Oh, how about this conversation starter?

It's made of yew wood.

_________________________________

-(GENTLE CLATTERING)

-Tough as stone.

_________________________________

Oh, ah, ah, ah, ah!

_________________________________

That's stuffed. (LAUGHS)

_________________________________

-Staring is rude.

-(GASPS) Ooh! The crow's talking!

_________________________________

That's not all I can do.

_________________________________

La-Ia la-la la-la

_________________________________

-(SINGS HIGH NOTES)

-(SNAPS)

_________________________________

(SQUAWKS)

_________________________________

-You're a witch!

-Woodcarver.

_________________________________

That's why the wisps led me here.

_________________________________

-Woodcarver!

-You'll change my fate!

_________________________________

-Woodcarver!

-You see, it's my mother.

_________________________________

I'm not a witch!

Too many unsatisfied customers.

_________________________________

If you're not going to buy anything,

get out. (SNAPS)

_________________________________

-No! The wisps led me here!

-I don't care!

_________________________________

-Get out! Shoo! Get! Be gone with you!

-I'll buy it all.

_________________________________

-What? What was that?

-Every carving.

_________________________________

Well... (STAMMERING)

_________________________________

(LAUGHS) And how are you going

to pay for that, sweetie?

_________________________________

-With this.

-W...

_________________________________

Oh, my, that's lovely, that is.

_________________________________

That would set us up for months.

_________________________________

(CLATTERING)

_________________________________

-MERIDA: Ah, ah, ah.

-(GASPS)

_________________________________

-Every carving and one spell.

-(SQUAWKS)

_________________________________

Are you sure

you know what you're doing?

_________________________________

I want a spell to change my mum.

_________________________________

That'll change my fate.

_________________________________

Hmm... Done!

_________________________________

-(CHUCKLES)

-Where are you going?

_________________________________

(SNAPS)

_________________________________

-(SQUAWKING)

-There.

_________________________________

What are you doing?

_________________________________

You never conjure where you carve.

_________________________________

Very important.

_________________________________

WITCH: The last time I did this

was for a prince.

_________________________________

-(CLAPS)

-(CAULDRON IGNITES)

_________________________________

Easy on the eyes. Tight pants.

_________________________________

He demanded I give him

the strength of ten men.

_________________________________

And he gave me this for a spell.

_________________________________

A spell that would change his fate.

_________________________________

And did he get what he was after?

_________________________________

(LAUGHS) Yes.

_________________________________

And made off with an especially

attractive mahogany cheese board.

_________________________________

Now, what do I need? Oh!

_________________________________

-Just a little bit of this.

-(THUNDER RUMBLING)

_________________________________

Ah. (CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

Hoo!

_________________________________

(SQUAWKING)

_________________________________

Tee-tee-tee-tee. Whoosh.

_________________________________

That'll do.

_________________________________

(HUMS HAPPILY)

_________________________________

-(SQUAWKS)

-Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi.

_________________________________

(BANG)

_________________________________

(PANICKED WHINNYING)

_________________________________

And now let's see. What have we here?

_________________________________

(GASPS) oh!

_________________________________

-Hey!

-(SQUAWKS)

_________________________________

Uh, a cake?

_________________________________

-You don't want it?

-Yes! I want it.

_________________________________

You're sure if I give this to my mum,

_________________________________

it will change my fate?

_________________________________

Oh. (CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

Trust me. It'll do the trick, dearie.

_________________________________

Expect delivery of your purchase

within a fortnight.

_________________________________

Ooh! Ooh...

_________________________________

What was that thing about the spell?

_________________________________

Did you say something about

_________________________________

the spell?

_________________________________

Mor'du, Mor'du, now the time has

come for all of us to slaughter you

_________________________________

ALL: Hooray!

_________________________________
Mor'du, Mor'du...

_________________________________

(DISTANT SINGING)

_________________________________

-ELINOR: Merida.

-Mum!

_________________________________

Ooh, uh... I, uh...

_________________________________

-Oh, I've been worried sick.

-You... You were?

_________________________________

I didn't know where you'd gone

or when you'd come back.

_________________________________

I didn't know what to think.

Oh, look at your dress.

_________________________________

Oh. Angus threw me. But I'm not hurt.

_________________________________

Well, you're home now,

so that's the end of it.

_________________________________

-Honestly?

-I've pacified the lords for now.

_________________________________

Your father's out there

"entertaining" them.

_________________________________

Come taste my blade, you manky bear

_________________________________

For gobbling up my leg

_________________________________

I'll hunt you, then I'll skin you,

hang your noggin on a peg...

_________________________________

(CHEERING)

_________________________________

Of course, we both know

a decision still has to be made.

_________________________________

-What's this?

-It's a peace offering.

_________________________________

I made it. For you. Special.

_________________________________

You made this for me?

_________________________________

Mm.

_________________________________

Oh. Interesting flavor.

_________________________________

-How do you feel?

-What... What is that?

_________________________________

-Different?

-Mm...

_________________________________

Tart and, um, (GULPS) gamy.

_________________________________

Have you changed your mind at all

about the marriage and all that?

_________________________________

Oh, that's better.

_________________________________

Now, why don't we go

upstairs to the lords

_________________________________

and put this whole kerfuffle to rest?

_________________________________

Hm?

_________________________________

(CELTIC FLUTE MUSIC PLAYING)

_________________________________

Ooh.

_________________________________

-Mother?

-I'm woozy suddenly.

_________________________________

My head's spinning like a top. Ooh!

_________________________________

-Mum!

-Oh, suddenly I'm not so well.

_________________________________

Er... How... How do you feel

about the marriage now?

_________________________________

Merida! Oh, just take me to my room.

_________________________________

FERGUS: All right, that's fine.

That's just fine.

_________________________________

A little to the left. That's good.

A wee bit to the left. That's good.

_________________________________

It's good enough.

_________________________________

Now, clear out of there, boys.

I don't want you to spoil my shot.

_________________________________

-What? (CLEARS THROAT)

-My lady Queen.

_________________________________

We've been waiting patiently.

_________________________________

Milords, I am out of sorts

at the moment.

_________________________________

But you shall have your answer.

(BURPS)

_________________________________

-Oh!

-Eh?

_________________________________

Presently.

_________________________________

Now, if you'll... (GROANS) excuse us.

_________________________________

-(ALL CHEERING)

-FERGUS: Elinor, look!

_________________________________

It's Mor'du! (LAUGHS)

_________________________________

Elinor? Are you all right, dear?

_________________________________

Fine. I'm fine.

_________________________________

Go about avenging your leg. Oh...

_________________________________

Aye. You heard her, lads.

_________________________________

I dream about the perfect way

to make this devil die.

_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)

_________________________________

Just take all the time you need

to getting yourself right, Mum.

_________________________________

Then maybe in a bit you might have

something new to say on the marriage.

_________________________________

What was in that cake?

_________________________________

(SCOFFS) Cake.

_________________________________

-(COUGHS)

-(GROANS)

_________________________________

Mum?

_________________________________

So I'll just tell them

the wedding's off, then?

_________________________________

(ELINOR GROANING)

_________________________________

Mum?

_________________________________

(DEEP GROANING)

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

(LOW GROWLING)

_________________________________

Bear!

_________________________________

(WHINES)

_________________________________

(FRIGHTENED GROWL)

_________________________________

(PANTING)

_________________________________

-(GROWLS)

-(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

(SURPRISED ROARING)

_________________________________

-(GROANS)

-Oh!

_________________________________

Mum?

_________________________________

You're... You're a bear!

_________________________________

(GROANS)

_________________________________

Why a bear?

_________________________________

Oh, that scaffy witch

gave me a gammy spell.

_________________________________

It's not my fault.

_________________________________

I didn't ask her

to change you into a bear.

_________________________________

I just wanted her to change you.

_________________________________

(ROARS)

_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)

_________________________________

-Shh. Did you hear that? (SNIFFS)

-(MUSIC STOPS)

_________________________________

Something's not right.

_________________________________

(ANXIOUS WHINING)

_________________________________

There's no point in having a go at me.

The witch is to blame.

_________________________________

Goggly old hag.

_________________________________

Eyes all over the place.

_________________________________

-Unbelievable.

-(GROANING)

_________________________________

-I'll get her to fix this.

-(SIGHS)

_________________________________

MERIDA: Why do I always get blamed

for everything? It's just not fair.

_________________________________

(SNIFFING)

_________________________________

Everybody, follow me.

_________________________________

And keep a sharp eye.

_________________________________

Here we go.

Another hunt through the castle.

_________________________________

But we haven't had dessert yet.

_________________________________

(SPEAKS IN THICK ACCENT)

_________________________________

(LAUGHS) I have no idea.

_________________________________

MERIDA: Mum, you can't go out there.

_________________________________

Mum! Wait!

_________________________________

What are you doing?

Dad. The Bear King?

_________________________________

If he so much as sees you, you're dead.

_________________________________

LORD DINGWALL: Another one of

your entertainments to bore us to death!

_________________________________

LORD MACINTOSH:

Oh, and what exactly are we after...

_________________________________

Mum!

_________________________________

LORD MACINTOSH: ...my liege?

_________________________________

LORD MACGUFFIN: Best to humor him.

He is, after all, the King.

_________________________________

(SNIFFING)

_________________________________

He's like a hound with that nose of his.

_________________________________

(LICKS AND SPITS)

_________________________________

Mum, wait.

_________________________________

-We have to...

-(GROANS)

_________________________________

-(CLATTERING)

-Follow me.

_________________________________

Stop.

_________________________________

Stop!

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

You're covered with fur.

_________________________________

You're not naked.

_________________________________

It's not like anyone's gonna see you.

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

Now you've done it.

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

Maudie!

_________________________________

-(STUTTERING)

-Just calm down, lass. What is it?

_________________________________

-(STUTTERING)

-Spit it out, Maudie!

_________________________________

(SHOUTING) A bear!

_________________________________

I knew it! (YELLS)

_________________________________

(ALL SHOUTING)

_________________________________

Would you just listen to me?

_________________________________

-We can't go this way. You'll be seen.

-(MEN YELLING)

_________________________________

Quick! This way!

_________________________________

Mum?

_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)

_________________________________

(ALL GASP)

_________________________________

(SOFTLY) Mum? Oh!

_________________________________

(MEN SHOUTING)

_________________________________

-Oh!

-(ELINOR WHINING)

_________________________________

Hm?

_________________________________

A witch turned Mum into a bear.

It's not my fault.

_________________________________

We've got to get out of the castle.

I need your help.

_________________________________

Oh, all right.

_________________________________

You can have my desserts

for two... Three weeks.

_________________________________

Okay. Fine. A year.

_________________________________

-Did you hear that?

-Shh.

_________________________________

(ECHOING ROAR)

_________________________________

(ECHOING ROAR)

_________________________________

-There it goes!

-(MEN SHOUTING)

_________________________________

-(MOCK ROARING CONTINUES)

-FERGUS: Come on, lads!

_________________________________

(YELLS)

_________________________________

-(YELLS)

-(MOCK GROWLING)

_________________________________

There it goes!

_________________________________

(ALL YELLING)

_________________________________

(BIRD CALL)

_________________________________

-Come on, Mum.

-(WHINES)

_________________________________

(CLATTERING)

_________________________________

LORD MACGUFFIN:

Think we should lay a trap?

_________________________________

FERGUS: Try shutting yours!

_________________________________

(ALL ARGUING)

_________________________________

(MOCK GROWLING)

_________________________________

-There he is!

-(MEN SHOUTING)

_________________________________

(ALL SHOUTING)

_________________________________

FERGUS: I'm sure it went this way.

_________________________________

LORD MACGUFFIN:

You can see my house from here.

_________________________________

It must have sprouted wings.

_________________________________

Was carried away by a giant birdy.

_________________________________

-A dragon, perhaps.

-Bear in the castle!

_________________________________

Doesn't make sense.

It cannot open doors.

_________________________________

He's got big giant paws!

_________________________________

Let's just get inside.

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

-It's locked.

-Dingwall was the last up.

_________________________________

LORD DINGWALL:

I propped it open with a stick.

_________________________________

(MEN GRUMBLING)

_________________________________

HANDMAID: What did you see, Maudie?

Just spit it out, Maudie.

_________________________________

Oh, for goodness' sakes, Maudie,

would you get a grip?

_________________________________

(CLATTERING)

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

HANDMAID: Maudie, honey, come here!

It's all right!

_________________________________

Come on, Mum. Quick.

_________________________________

(GROANS)

_________________________________

Shh.

_________________________________

(CRASHING AND CLATTERING)

_________________________________

(CLATTERING)

_________________________________

(GIGGLING)

_________________________________

(SNEEZES)

_________________________________

(WHINES)

_________________________________

They'll be fine. Won't you, boys?

_________________________________

(SNIFFS)

_________________________________

Mum, we've got to hurry.

_________________________________

Now, I'll be back soon.

_________________________________

Go on and help yourself

to anything you want, as a reward.

_________________________________

(ALL GASP)

_________________________________

(STRAINING) Oh!

_________________________________

(LORD DINGWALL SIGHS)

_________________________________

Right!

_________________________________

MERIDA: Where are these wisps?

_________________________________

Come out, wisps. Come on out.

_________________________________

Lead me to the witch's cottage.

_________________________________

I'm here!

_________________________________

Fine. Don't come out

now that my mum's watching.

_________________________________

(WHINES)

_________________________________

I was standing right here

and the wisp appeared right there.

_________________________________

Then a whole trail of them

led me off into the forest.

_________________________________

Oh, does she think we're just going

to happen upon the witch's cottage?

_________________________________

(OWLS HOOTING)

_________________________________

(DISTANT HOWLING)

_________________________________

Oh, Mum, I know this place.

_________________________________

The witch's cottage...

_________________________________

It's this way! Come on! Hurry!

_________________________________

I can't believe it. I found it.

_________________________________

(WHINES)

_________________________________

No. She was here.

_________________________________

No, really, she was just here.

_________________________________

(WHINES)

_________________________________

Oh, wait.

_________________________________

-No.

-(BANGS DOOR SHUT)

_________________________________

No, no. No! No!

_________________________________

-(METAL RATTLES)

-Oh.

_________________________________

(RUMBLING)

_________________________________

(DINGING)

_________________________________

(SHRIEKS)

_________________________________

(BUBBLING)

_________________________________

Welcome to the Crafty Carver,

_________________________________

home of bear-themed carvings

and novelties.

_________________________________

I am completely out of stock at this time.

_________________________________

But if you'd like to enquire about

portraits or wedding cake toppers,

_________________________________

pour vial one into the cauldron.

_________________________________

If you'd like the menu in Gaelic, vial two.

_________________________________

If you're that red-haired lass, vial three.

_________________________________

To speak with a live homunculus...

_________________________________

Princess, I'm off to the Wickerman

Festival in Stornoway

_________________________________

and won't be back till spring.

_________________________________

There's one bit I forgot to tell you

about the spell.

_________________________________

By the second sunrise,

your spell will be permanent,

_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-unless you remember these words.

_________________________________

Fate be changed,

_________________________________

look inside,

_________________________________

mend the bond

_________________________________

torn by pride.

_________________________________

"Fate be changed... Mend the bond."

What does that mean?

_________________________________

One more time.

_________________________________

Fate be changed,
_________________________________

look inside,
_________________________________

mend the bond
_________________________________

torn by pride.
_________________________________

That's it. Ta-ta.
_________________________________

Oh, and thank you for shopping

at the Crafty Carver.

_________________________________

No. No! Where'd you go?

_________________________________

-Welcome to the Crafty Carver...

-What?

_________________________________

...for all your...

(SPEECH OVERLAPPING)
_________________________________

Maybe there's a book of spells.

Look around. We'll need more vials.

_________________________________

I'm off to the Wickerman Festival

in Stornoway...

_________________________________

(SCRAMBLED MESSAGES)

_________________________________

Thank you for visiting.

Have a lovely day.

_________________________________

(BANG)

_________________________________

(WHINES SOFTLY)

_________________________________

(RAIN PATTERING)

_________________________________

(MERIDA STRAINING)

_________________________________

(ELINOR SIGHS)

_________________________________

We'll sort it out tomorrow.

_________________________________

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

_________________________________

(FAINT SINGING)

_________________________________

(ELINOR SINGING IN GAELIC)

_________________________________

-(CRACK OF THUNDER)

-(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

Oh. (SPEAKS GAELIC)

_________________________________

My brave wee lassie, I'm here.

_________________________________

I'll always be right here.

_________________________________

(CONTINUES SINGING IN GAELIC)

_________________________________

(BOTH SINGING)
_________________________________

_________________________________

I just need to angle the moon

with the horizon.
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(EXHALES)
_________________________________

I'm starving.
_________________________________

My boysenberry rolls!
_________________________________

(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

(BURPS)
_________________________________

My mouse cheese!

My pumpernickel muffin!
_________________________________

Out. Out. Shoo. Go find your friends.
_________________________________

(SQUEAKS)
_________________________________

Stop following me.
_________________________________

I'm on a very important mission.
_________________________________

I have two days to find the magic mirror

and wish the moonstone back.
_________________________________

(SQUEAKS)
_________________________________

No, I don't need any help.
_________________________________

(SQUEAKS)
_________________________________

Yes, I am sure. Okay. Now, let's see.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Hey, look! Look, little guy. Fetch!
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

Will you please get out of here?
_________________________________

That does it. Out!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

All right. You can stay.
_________________________________

For now. Just do me a favor,

if you could stay right here.
_________________________________

If my bearings are accurate,

we should see land soon.
_________________________________

I'm Tinker Bell. What's your name?
_________________________________

(SQUEAKS)
_________________________________

Okay. Blinky?
_________________________________

Flicker? Flash? Beam? Flare?
_________________________________

Well, how in the blazing bellows

am I supposed to guess your name
_________________________________

if you keep...
_________________________________

(SQUEAKS)
_________________________________

Your name's Bellows?
_________________________________

Oh, Blaze.
_________________________________

Kind of a tough-guy name.

You a tough guy?
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Okay. Don't hurt yourself.

_________________________________

_________________________________
I'm Still Here – Treasure Planet
_________________________________

_________________________________

Put some elbow into it.

_________________________________

I am a question to the woeld

_________________________________

Not an answer to be heard

_________________________________

Or a moment that's held in your arms

_________________________________

And what do you think you'd ever say

_________________________________

I won't listen anyway

_________________________________

You don't know me

_________________________________

And I'll never be

what you want me to be

_________________________________

And what do you think

you'd understand?

_________________________________

I'm a boy, no, I'm a man

_________________________________

You can take me and throw me away

_________________________________

And how can you learn

what's never shown

_________________________________

Yeah, you stand here on your own

_________________________________

They don't know me

_________________________________

'Cause I'm not here

_________________________________

And I want a moment to be real

_________________________________

Want to touch things I don't feel

_________________________________

Want to hold on and feel I belong

_________________________________

And how can the world

want me to change

_________________________________

They're the ones that stay the same

_________________________________

They don't know me

_________________________________

But I'm still here

_________________________________

And you see the things they never see

_________________________________

All you wanted I could be

_________________________________

Now you know me

_________________________________

And I'm not afraid

_________________________________

And I want to tell you who I am

_________________________________

Can you help me be a man?

_________________________________

They can't break me

_________________________________

As long as I know who I am

_________________________________

They can't tell me who to be

_________________________________

'Cause I'm not what they see

_________________________________

Yeah, the woeld is still sleeping

_________________________________

While I keep on dreaming for me

_________________________________

And the words

are just whispers and lies

_________________________________

That I'll never believe

_________________________________

And I want a moment to be real

_________________________________

Want to touch things I don't feel

_________________________________

Want to hold on and feel I belong

_________________________________

Whoa!

_________________________________

How can you say I never change?

_________________________________

They're the ones that stay the same

_________________________________

I'm the one now

_________________________________

'Cause I'm still here

_________________________________

I'm the one son still here

_________________________________

I'm still here

_________________________________

_________________________________
IRIDESSA: That's it, Cheese.

Keep them coming.
_________________________________

Next.
_________________________________

Okay. Next.
_________________________________

Iridessa,

how are those lanterns coming?
_________________________________

Almost done, Fairy Mary. Whoa!

Good shot, Cheese.
_________________________________

Next, I'll get Rosetta some light crystals

for the fireworks.
_________________________________

I can't wait to mix them up

with my begonias, gardenias and...
_________________________________

-Forget-me-nots.

-Forget-me-nots.
_________________________________

I keep forgetting those.
_________________________________

Fawn, show me how that

21-butterfly salute is coming along.
_________________________________

All right, fellas, when I blow the whistle,

you guys go.
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING IN AGREEMENT)
_________________________________

On your mark, get set...
_________________________________

(BUTTERFLIES EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

(WHISTLES)
_________________________________

One down and 20 to go.
_________________________________

Keep at it, sweetie.

Silvermist, what are you working on?
_________________________________

Pollywog bubbles. Okay, guys.
_________________________________

Ooh!
_________________________________

(FAIRY MARY CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

-There you go.

-Nicely done, dear.
_________________________________

Next.
_________________________________

Fireworks. Is it ready yet?
_________________________________

-Yes!

-Let her rip!
_________________________________

-Right, Bobble.

-Dear.
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
BOBBLE: I'm okay.

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
BOBBLE: Still okay.

_________________________________

Honestly.
_________________________________

One, two.

_________________________________

I don't understand, Blaze.

We should've seen land by now.
_________________________________

You go ahead and get some rest.

I'll take first watch.

_________________________________

_________________________________
God Help the Outcasts – The Hunchback of Notre Dame
_________________________________

_________________________________

(PARISHIONERS MURMURING)

_________________________________

(SINGING) I don't know 
if You can hear me

_________________________________

Or if You're even there

_________________________________

I don't know if You would listen

_________________________________

To a gypsy's prayer

_________________________________

Yes, I know I'm just an outcast

_________________________________

I shouldn't speak to You

_________________________________

Still, I see your face and wonder

_________________________________

Were You once an outcast, too?

_________________________________

God help the outcasts

_________________________________

Hungry from birth

_________________________________

Show them the mercy

_________________________________

They don't find on earth

_________________________________

God help my people

_________________________________

We look to You still

_________________________________

God help the outcasts

_________________________________

Or nobody will

_________________________________

PARISHIONERS: I ask for wealth

_________________________________

I ask for fame

_________________________________

I ask for glory

_________________________________

To shine on my name

_________________________________

I ask for love

_________________________________

I can possess

_________________________________

I ask for God and His angels

_________________________________

To bless me

_________________________________

I ask for nothing

_________________________________

I can get by

_________________________________

But I know so many

_________________________________

Less lucky than I

_________________________________

Please help my people

_________________________________

The poor and downtrod

_________________________________

I thought we all were

_________________________________

The children of God

_________________________________

God help the outcasts

_________________________________

Children of

_________________________________

God

_________________________________

_________________________________
Good Company – Oliver & Company

_________________________________

_________________________________
(GIGGLES)

_________________________________

WINSTON: Oh, Jennifer.

I don't hear any practicing!

_________________________________

All right, Winston.

I gotta practice now, kitty.

_________________________________

(PLAYING SCALES)

_________________________________

-(DISCORDANT NOTE)

-Oh, you wanna practice too.

_________________________________

(SINGING) You and me together
_________________________________

Will be forever
_________________________________

You'll see
_________________________________

We two can be good company
_________________________________

You and me
_________________________________

Yes, together we two
_________________________________

Hmph!

_________________________________

Together that's you
_________________________________

Forever with me
_________________________________

We'll always be good company
_________________________________

You and me
_________________________________

Yes, together we'll be

_________________________________
(BIRDS TWITTERING)

_________________________________

You and me together
_________________________________

Will be forever
_________________________________

You'll see
_________________________________

We'll always be good company
_________________________________

You and me
_________________________________

Just wait and see

_________________________________

Good night, Oliver.

_________________________________

_________________________________

Whoa! I'm awake, I'm awake, I'm...

In a tree?
_________________________________

This must be the lost island.
_________________________________

There it is.

The stone arch from the story!
_________________________________

You stay here and guard the balloon.
_________________________________

I'll be right back.
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

Oh, no.
_________________________________

This is supposed to be a rock arch,

not a twisty, branchy, tree arch.
_________________________________

(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

Not now.
_________________________________

(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

What has gotten into you?
_________________________________

Blaze, where's the balloon?
_________________________________

(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

It's gone?
_________________________________

My compass, my supplies,

my pixie dust.
_________________________________

I left you in charge.

Why didn't you warn me?
_________________________________

Well, I... You...
_________________________________

Okay, okay. We'll get back to that later.

We gotta find that balloon.
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

(BLAZE SHRIEKS)
_________________________________

Blaze!
_________________________________
TERENCE: Tink?

_________________________________

-I'm so sorry...

-Terence. Terence. How did you...
_________________________________

You brought this stupid thing here.

You broke the scepter.
_________________________________

-This is your fault!

-Tink, I...
_________________________________

I was just trying to be a good friend. I...
_________________________________

Just leave me alone!
_________________________________

Fine! Last time I try to help you.
_________________________________

No. Terence, come back. Terence.
_________________________________

Terence.

_________________________________

Blaze, where are you?
_________________________________

Blaze!
_________________________________

I lost my balloon. I lost my pixie dust.

I'm starving.
_________________________________

What have I done?
_________________________________

(BOTH EXCLAIM)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Wow, that hit the spot.

Thank you so much.
_________________________________

Hey, we're lost.
_________________________________

By any chance, have you seen

a stone arch around here?
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

I'm out of dust.

Looks like I'll be walking from here.
_________________________________

My compass!
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

Ouch!
_________________________________

That is a sharp thingy.
_________________________________

Terence.
_________________________________

The stone arch. Blaze, hey, we made it!

We're here!
_________________________________

Thank you so much.
_________________________________

Thank you all so much. Bye, now. Bye!
_________________________________

Great to have friends

that will help you out, huh?
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

_________________________________

(BIRDSONG)

_________________________________

Uh... Good morning.

_________________________________

(MOANS)

_________________________________

So... (CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

-What's all this supposed to be?

-(SIGHS)

_________________________________

Oh.

_________________________________

(MOANS AND GRUNTS)

_________________________________

What?

_________________________________

(HUFFS AND SNORTS)

_________________________________

Sorry. I don't speak bear.

_________________________________

(HUFFS)

_________________________________

Oh.

_________________________________

(MOANS)

_________________________________

Ah!

_________________________________

(GRUNTS IN SURPRISE)

_________________________________

(SLURPS)

_________________________________

-Find those by the creek, did you?

-Mm-hm.

_________________________________

They're nightshade berries.

_________________________________

Mmm.

_________________________________

They're poisonous.

_________________________________

(SPUTTERING)

_________________________________

Where did you get this water?

It has worms.

_________________________________

(GULPS)

_________________________________

(THUDDING)

_________________________________

(BIRDS SQUAWK)

_________________________________

-(GIGGLES) Come on.

-(GROWLS SOFTLY)

_________________________________

Breakfast.

_________________________________

(GRUNTS APPROVINGLY)

_________________________________

Oh, wait. A princess should not

have weapons, in your opinion.

_________________________________

Uh-huh... (GROANS)

_________________________________

There you go.

_________________________________

Go on.

_________________________________

(GROANS)

_________________________________

How do you know you don't like it

if you won't try it?

_________________________________

(WHINES)

_________________________________

(GROANS APPROVINGLY)

_________________________________

Mm.

_________________________________

(MUNCHING LOUDLY)

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

(BURPS)

_________________________________

(GROANS)

_________________________________

(SLOW SONG PLAYING)

_________________________________

This love it is a distant star
_________________________________

Guiding us home wherever we are
_________________________________

This love it is a burning sun
_________________________________

Shining light on the things

that we've done
_________________________________

I tried to speak to you every day
_________________________________

But each word we spoke

the wind blew away
_________________________________

How did we let it come to this?
_________________________________

What we just tasted...

_________________________________

(MERIDA LAUGHS)

_________________________________

How will it feel when this day is done?
_________________________________

And can we keep

what we've only begun?

_________________________________

(CRIES OUT)

_________________________________

Could these walls

come crumbling down?
_________________________________

I want to feel my feet on the ground
_________________________________

Can we carry this love that we share
_________________________________

Into the open air
_________________________________

Into the open air

_________________________________

Hey!

_________________________________

Where are you going?

_________________________________

This love it is a burning sun

_________________________________

Mum, come back.
_________________________________

(GROWLS)

_________________________________

-Uh...

-(SNARLS)

_________________________________

-Oh...

-(GROWLING)

_________________________________

Mum, is that you?

_________________________________

(ROARS)

_________________________________

Uh... Mum?

_________________________________

(WHINES)

_________________________________

You changed.

_________________________________

Like you were a...

_________________________________
I mean, like you were a bear

on the inside.

_________________________________

(WHINES AND SNORTS)

_________________________________

(WISP CALLS)

_________________________________

A wisp.

_________________________________

-Mum!

-(WISP SQUEAKS)

_________________________________

Stop it!

_________________________________

Mum, no!

_________________________________

(WISP CALLING)

_________________________________

Mum...

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

-(GROANS)

-Jings, crivens, help ma boab.

_________________________________

Mum, I know you're scared,

_________________________________

you're tired, you don't understand,

_________________________________

but we've got to keep our heads.

_________________________________

Just calm down.

_________________________________

Listen.

_________________________________

(FAINT WHISPERING)

_________________________________

(FAINT WHISPERING CONTINUES)

_________________________________

(WISP CALLS)

_________________________________

They'll show us the way.

_________________________________

(WISPS CALLING)

_________________________________

(WISP CALLING)

_________________________________

MERIDA: Mum, look.

_________________________________

(WIND WHISTLES)

_________________________________

(ELINOR BEAR GROANS)

_________________________________

MERIDA: Why did the wisps

bring us here?

_________________________________

(ELINOR BEAR MOANS)

_________________________________

(ELINOR BEAR HUFFS AND SNORTS)

_________________________________

Whoever they were,

they've been gone for a long, long time.

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

(GROANS)

_________________________________

-(WHINES)

-I'm fine, Mum.

_________________________________

Just fine.

_________________________________

It's, uh,

_________________________________

a throne room.

_________________________________

You suppose this could've

been the kingdom

_________________________________

in that story you were telling me?

_________________________________

-(MOANS)

-The one with the princes.

_________________________________

(GROANS)

_________________________________

One,

_________________________________

two,

_________________________________

three,

_________________________________

four.

_________________________________

The oldest.

_________________________________

(GROANS)

_________________________________

Split, like the tapestry.

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

The spell. It's happened before.

_________________________________

"Strength of ten men."

_________________________________

"Fate be changed."

_________________________________

"Changed his fate."

_________________________________

Oh, no.

_________________________________

The prince became...

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________

-Mor'du.

-(ROARS)

_________________________________

(ROARING)

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

(GROANING)

_________________________________

-(ROARS)

-(FABRIC TEARING)

_________________________________

-(WHIMPERING)

-(ROARS)

_________________________________

(SNARLS)

_________________________________

(MOANS)

_________________________________

(HUFFING AND PANTING)

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

(CREAKING)

_________________________________

(MERIDA GROANS)

_________________________________

Mum, we need to get back to the castle.

_________________________________

If we don't hurry,

you'll become like Mor'du.

_________________________________

A bear!

_________________________________

A real bear. Forever!

_________________________________

-(WHINES)

-"Mend the bond torn by pride."

_________________________________

The witch gave us the answer.

The tapestry.

_________________________________

-(ELINOR GRUMBLES)

-Mum, do you have a better idea?

_________________________________

_________________________________

I know Tink is my best friend.
_________________________________

We should just forgive each other.
_________________________________

Someone just needs

to take the first step.
_________________________________
OWL: Who?

_________________________________

Yeah, well, I think it should be Tink.
_________________________________

-Who?

-Tink.
_________________________________

She blamed me

for breaking the scepter.
_________________________________

-Who?

-Tink!
_________________________________

I know she's under a lot of pressure,
_________________________________

but she shouldn't

have treated me that way.
_________________________________

She should apologize.
_________________________________

Who?
_________________________________

Me.
_________________________________

Thank you so much, Mr. Owl.
_________________________________

You know what? You are truly

the wisest of all the creatures.
_________________________________

The fellows are making fun

of my kilt again.
_________________________________

-Who?

-The guys at the depot!
_________________________________

They keep calling it a skirt.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Someone's Waiting for You – The Rescuers
_________________________________

_________________________________

(SINGING) Be brave, little one
_________________________________

Make a wish for

each sad little tear
_________________________________

Hold your head up
_________________________________

Though no one is near
_________________________________

Someone's waiting for you
_________________________________

Don't cry, little one
_________________________________

There'll be a smile

where a frown used to be
_________________________________

You'll be part of

the love that you see
_________________________________

Someone's waiting for you
_________________________________

Always keep a little prayer
_________________________________

In your pocket
_________________________________

And you're sure

to see the light
_________________________________

Soon there'll be joy

and happiness
_________________________________

And your little world
_________________________________

Will be bright
_________________________________

Have faith, little one
_________________________________

Till your hopes

and your wishes come true
_________________________________

You must try to be brave

little one
_________________________________

Someone's waiting
_________________________________

To love
_________________________________

You

_________________________________

Good night, Teddy.

_________________________________

Sleep tight.

_________________________________

_________________________________

Hey, Tink, it's me.
_________________________________

Look, I know you're mad at me, okay,

but there's something I need to tell you.
_________________________________

Tink?
_________________________________

Anyone home?
_________________________________

The moonstone.
_________________________________

What?

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

It's our last day, Blaze.

We gotta find that shipwreck soon.
_________________________________

BOTH: None shall pass

the secret troll bridge.
_________________________________

Troll bridge?

I thought it was "toll bridge."
_________________________________

-Look, fellas, I don't want any trouble.

-We are guardians of the secret...
_________________________________

-Hey, hey, hey! Hey!

-What?
_________________________________

It's my turn to give

the ominous warning, blockhead.
_________________________________

-Is not.

-Is too.
_________________________________

-Is not! Not! Not! Not! Not! Not!

-Is too! Is too! Too! Too! Too! Too! Too!
_________________________________

You did it last time.
_________________________________

That was over 300 years ago!
_________________________________

(GROWLS)
_________________________________

Go ahead.
_________________________________

We are guardians of the secret bridge.
_________________________________

Beat it before we grind your bones

to make our bed.
_________________________________

-Bread.

-What?
_________________________________

The expression is, "Grind your bones

"to make our bread," not "bed."
_________________________________

Oh? Really?
_________________________________

Who would want

to make bread out of bones?
_________________________________

Might break a tooth.
_________________________________

Well, who would want to sleep in a bed

made of bones?
_________________________________

It's hard on the back. It'll put a crick

in your neck, you knucklehead.
_________________________________

Lx-nay in front of the ictim-vay.
_________________________________

Gravel for brains.
_________________________________
GRIMSLEY: Fuzz face.
LEECH: Thimble head.

_________________________________

-GRIMSLEY: Stinky breath.

-Googly eyes.
_________________________________

-Waxy ears!

-Unibrow!
_________________________________

Excuse me. I need to get through.
_________________________________

BOTH: None shall pass!
_________________________________

Do you have any idea

what I've been through to get here?
_________________________________

I almost got attacked by bugs and bats
_________________________________

and got blown all over the place

by the wind,
_________________________________

and almost starved to death to find

a mirror that grants one last wish,
_________________________________

which I wouldn't have even needed
_________________________________

if Terence had taken his time

finding me a sharp thingy
_________________________________

instead of making me

break the moonstone.
_________________________________

And then he didn't even share

his pixie dust because he cares more
_________________________________

about the stupid rules

than he does about me...
_________________________________

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hang on, hang on, hang on.
_________________________________

-Who's Terence?

-Is he a friend of yours?
_________________________________

Well, yeah.
_________________________________

He was my best friend.
_________________________________

-You're not very nice.

-Hey, don't you judge me!
_________________________________

You've been yelling at each other

since I got here.
_________________________________

But he knows I don't mean it, don't you?
_________________________________

You old softie.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

-Like when I call you "wart face."

-Yes. Or when I call you "big nose."
_________________________________

-Booger breath.

-Stinky feet.
_________________________________
GRIMSLEY: Weasel toes!
LEECH: Badger brain!

_________________________________

-Garden gnome!

-Garden gnome?
_________________________________

Oh, dear,

I don't know where that came from.
_________________________________

-I crossed the line.

-(CRYING) Say the magic words. Go on.
_________________________________

I'm sorry.
_________________________________

-Do you mean it?

-Absolutely.
_________________________________

-Do you feel it?

-Deeply.
_________________________________

Well, then, I forgive you.
_________________________________

-Friends?

-Friends.
_________________________________

-Come here, buddy.

-Pal!
_________________________________

-Amigo.

-Compadre.
_________________________________
LEECH: You're the best.
GRIMSLEY: No, you.

_________________________________

-LEECH: No, you.

-No, you're right, I am the best.
_________________________________

-So now you think you're the best?

-I know I'm the best!
_________________________________

Now, don't you argue with me!
_________________________________
LEECH: Well, you're ugly and stinky.

_________________________________
GRIMSLEY: Really?

_________________________________

Blaze, listen, it's the ocean.
_________________________________

The ship that sunk but never sank.

Okay, Blaze, this is it.
_________________________________

We gotta find that mirror

and fix the moonstone. Let's go.
_________________________________

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________
(STRAINING)

_________________________________

That'll do.

_________________________________

(TALKING INDISTINCTLY)

_________________________________

(MEN SHOUTING)

_________________________________

No more talk. No more traditions.

_________________________________

We settle this now!

_________________________________

You're the King.

_________________________________

You decide which one of our sons

your daughter will marry.

_________________________________

None of your sons

are fit to marry my daughter.

_________________________________

Then our alliance is over!

This means war!

_________________________________

(SHOUTING)

_________________________________

They're gonna murder each other.

_________________________________

You've got to stop them

before it's too late.

_________________________________

(WHINES)

_________________________________

I know, I know!

_________________________________

But how do we get you through there

and up to the tapestry

_________________________________

with the lot of them

boiling over like that?

_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-Oh!

_________________________________

(SHOUTING)

_________________________________

(SHOUTING STOPS)

_________________________________

-What are you doing, lass?

-It's all right, Dad.

_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT) I, um...

_________________________________

I have...

_________________________________

Well, you see, I...

_________________________________

I have been in conference

with the Queen.

_________________________________

-Is that so?

-Aye, it is.

_________________________________

-Well, where is she, then?

-She, uh...

_________________________________

How do we know that

this isn't some trick?

_________________________________

-I'd never...

-This is highly irregular.

_________________________________

-What are you playing at?

-Where is the Queen?

_________________________________

LORD MACINTOSH: We will not stand

for any more of this jiggery-pokery.

_________________________________

-That's right. Let's see her.

-Shut it!

_________________________________

(SILENCE)

_________________________________

(LAUGHS)

_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT)

_________________________________

Well, I, uh...

_________________________________

Uh...

_________________________________

Once there was an ancient kingdom.

_________________________________

What is this?

_________________________________

That kingdom fell into war

_________________________________

and chaos and ruin...

_________________________________

Och, we've all heard that tale.

Lost kingdom.

_________________________________

Aye, but it's true.

_________________________________

I know now how one selfish act

can turn the fate of a kingdom.

_________________________________

LORD MACGUFFIN:

Bah, it's just a legend.

_________________________________

Legends are lessons.

_________________________________

They ring with truths.

_________________________________

Our kingdom is young.

_________________________________

Our stories are not yet legend.

_________________________________

But in them, our bond was struck.

_________________________________

Our clans were once enemies.

_________________________________

But when invaders threatened us

from the sea,

_________________________________

you joined together to defend our lands.

_________________________________

You fought for each other.

_________________________________

You risked everything for each other.

_________________________________

Lord MacGuffin, my dad saved your life,

_________________________________

stopping an arrow

as you ran to Dingwall's aid.

_________________________________

Aye, and I'll never forget it.

_________________________________

MERIDA: And, Lord Macintosh,

_________________________________

you saved my dad

when you charged in on heavy horse

_________________________________

and held off the advance.

_________________________________

And we all know how Lord Dingwall

broke the enemy line.

_________________________________

With a mighty throw of his spear!

_________________________________

I was aiming at you, you big tumshie.

_________________________________

(ALL LAUGH)

_________________________________

The story of this kingdom

is a powerful one.

_________________________________

My dad rallied your forces

_________________________________

and you made him your king.

_________________________________

It was an alliance forged in bravery

and friendship

_________________________________

and it lives to this day.

_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)

_________________________________

But I've been selfish.

_________________________________

I tore a great rift in our kingdom.

_________________________________

There's no one to blame but me.

_________________________________

And I know now

that I need to amend my mistake

_________________________________

and mend our bond.

_________________________________

And so, there is the matter

of my betrothal.

_________________________________

I've decided to do what's right

_________________________________

and...

_________________________________

...and...

_________________________________

...break tradition.

_________________________________

(GASPING AND MUTTERING)

_________________________________

My mother...

_________________________________

...the Queen, feels...

_________________________________

...uh, in her heart

_________________________________

that I...

_________________________________

...that we be free to...

_________________________________

...write our own story...

_________________________________

...follow our hearts

_________________________________

and find love in our own time.

_________________________________

-That's (SNIFFS) beautiful.

-(ALL SNIFFLING)

_________________________________

The Queen and I put the decision

to you, my lords.

_________________________________

Might our young people decide

for themselves who they will love?

_________________________________

Huh?

_________________________________

Well, since you've obviously

made up your minds about this,

_________________________________

I have one thing to say.

_________________________________

-This is...

-A grand idea!

_________________________________

Give us our own say

in choosing our fate.

_________________________________

-What?

-Aye. Why shouldn't we choose?

_________________________________

But she's the princess.

_________________________________

I did not pick her out. It was your idea.

_________________________________

And you... You feel the same way?

_________________________________

(SPEAKS UNINTELLIGIBLY)

_________________________________

-Good?

-(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

(GIGGLES)

_________________________________

Well, that settles it.

_________________________________

Let these lads try and win her heart

before they win her hand.

_________________________________

If they can.

_________________________________

I say, the wee Dingwall

has a fighting chance.

_________________________________

Fine, then. Seems for once we agree.

_________________________________

-It was my idea in the first place.

-(ALL LAUGHING)

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

(ALL MUTTERING CONTENTEDLY)

_________________________________

Just like your mum.

_________________________________

You devil.

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

Uh... Everyone to the cellar!

_________________________________

Let's crack open the King's

private reserve to celebrate!

_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)

_________________________________

Oh.

_________________________________

(LAUGHS) Whoa, whoa, whoa.

_________________________________

Psst. Bring the tiny glasses.
_________________________________

_________________________________

Why couldn't the mirror

be in a bunny-filled meadow?
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(MIMICKING ROAR)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(ECHOING)
_________________________________

Blaze!
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

(FLUTTERING)
_________________________________

Who's that? Who's there?
_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

(SOFTLY) Look, Blaze.
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

Ah!
_________________________________

What do you think? Too big?
_________________________________

It's gotta be in here somewhere, Blaze.

Come on. Help me look.

_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

_________________________________

(TALKING AND LAUGHING)

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

(MERIDA GIGGLES)

_________________________________

(SINGS HAPPILY)

_________________________________

Oh, the tapestry!

_________________________________

Mend the bond...

_________________________________

Mend the bond.

_________________________________

Stitch it up. This'll change you back.

_________________________________

We just need needle and thread.

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

(GROWLS)

_________________________________

-Mum?

-(SNARLS)

_________________________________

Mum? Not now.

_________________________________

No. Please, not now.

_________________________________

(SNIFFING)

_________________________________

-Mum...

-(MEN LAUGHING)

_________________________________

-(GROWLS)

-Shh.

_________________________________

(SINGING JOVIALLY)

_________________________________

Elinor, clear, you'll never guess

who just solved our little suitor problem.

_________________________________

-(THUNDER RUMBLING)

-(FERGUS BREATHING HEAVILY)

_________________________________

Elinor!

_________________________________

It can't be true!

Elinor, answer me, lass!

_________________________________

Elinor!

_________________________________

-Merida.

-(SNARLING)

_________________________________

-What?

-Dad, no! It's not what you think.

_________________________________

-Merida, get back!

-No!

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________

(YELLING)

_________________________________

No, Dad! Don't hurt her!

_________________________________

-Get out of here!

-(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

Merida! No!

_________________________________

(ROARS)

_________________________________

(YELLS)

_________________________________

No!

_________________________________

(MOANS)

_________________________________

(GROANING)

_________________________________

-Mum.

-(WHINES)

_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)

_________________________________

It's all right. I'm all right. It's nothing.

It's just a little scratch. Mum!

_________________________________

-My liege!

-(ALL LAUGHING)

_________________________________

Fergus.

_________________________________

-Bear!

-(MOANING)

_________________________________

Dad!

_________________________________

Count your stars, lass.

It almost had you. Are you hurt?

_________________________________

It's your wife, Elinor.

_________________________________

-(ELINOR WHINING)

-(MEN SHOUTING)

_________________________________

Close the gate!

_________________________________

-You're talking nonsense!

-It's the truth!

_________________________________

There was a witch and she

gave me a spell. It's not Mor'du.

_________________________________

Mor'du or not, I'll avenge your mother!

_________________________________

-I'll not risk losing you, too.

-MERIDA: No, Dad! Just listen to me.

_________________________________

Listen! You can't!

_________________________________

-It's your wife Elinor!

-Maudie, keep this and don't let her out.

_________________________________

-What about the bear?

-Just stay put.

_________________________________

(BARKING)

_________________________________

Oh...

_________________________________

(YELLING)

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

(STRAINING)

_________________________________

(FRUSTRATED GRUNT)

_________________________________

Come on, you sorry bunch of galoots!

Yah!

_________________________________

Mum!

_________________________________

No.

_________________________________

No. Mum.

_________________________________

(WEEPING)
_________________________________

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

It's real.
_________________________________

Okay. Deep breath.
_________________________________

Clear your mind.

Only get one shot at this. Here it goes.
_________________________________

I wish... I wish...
_________________________________

I wish...
_________________________________

Blaze, I wish you'd be quiet

for one minute!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

No, no, no, no! No!

That one didn't count!
_________________________________

I take it back.

Please, please. I take it back!
_________________________________

That wasn't my wish. Please!
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Blaze, look what you've done!
_________________________________

This mirror was my last chance.

This is all your fault!
_________________________________

(SNIFFLING)
_________________________________

I'm sorry, Blaze. It's not your fault.
_________________________________

It's mine.
_________________________________

It's all mine.
_________________________________

(CRYING)

_________________________________

I wish Terence were here.
_________________________________

I wish we were still friends.

_________________________________

We are friends, Tink.
_________________________________

Terence.
_________________________________

-I am so sorry.

-TERENCE: I forgive you.
_________________________________

I miss you so much.

_________________________________

I miss you, too. But, Tink, why...
_________________________________

Why didn't you tell me

about the moonstone?
_________________________________

I didn't want anyone to know.
_________________________________

I didn't think

I needed any help, Terence.
_________________________________

I was wrong. I wish you were here.

_________________________________

-I am here.

-I know you are.
_________________________________

But, I mean, really here, with me.
_________________________________

I am with you.
_________________________________

No. I mean here, Terence,

right next to me.
_________________________________

I'm standing behind you.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Terence!
_________________________________

(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________

I'm so sorry, Terence.

I know, I was so wrong...
_________________________________

Hey, hey. I'm sorry, too.
_________________________________

You know, you were under

a lot of pressure... Whoa! Hey.
_________________________________

-Who's this?

-This is Blaze.
_________________________________

He's been a big help

in some tough spots.
_________________________________

-Well, it's a pleasure to meet you.

-How did you...
_________________________________

I flew all night and all day over the sea,
_________________________________

and just when I was gonna

run out of dust,
_________________________________

I stumbled

into that flying machine of yours.
_________________________________

That thing is awesome!
_________________________________

I only had a pinch of dust left.

It got me all the way here.
_________________________________

You found my balloon?
_________________________________

But where did you even get the dust

to make it this far?
_________________________________

I, you know, borrowed a little extra.
_________________________________

-You broke the rules for me?

-Hey, I knew you needed my help.

_________________________________

(CHITTERING)
_________________________________

(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
TERENCE: Run!

_________________________________

Blaze!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(BOTH GROANING)
_________________________________

(PIANO PLAYING)
_________________________________
TERENCE: Hold on!

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(TERENCE WHOOPS)
_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________

-That was kind of fun.

-What?
_________________________________

_________________________________

(GROANING)

_________________________________

Maudie. Maudie!

_________________________________

I need you!

_________________________________

Now!

_________________________________

MERIDA: (GASPS) Oh, no.

_________________________________

Maudie.

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

Get the key.

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

Yah!

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

Oh, Maudie!

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAMING)

_________________________________

Needle and thread. Needle and thread.

Needle and thread.

_________________________________

(BARKING)

_________________________________

(HUFFING AND GASPING)

_________________________________

(GRUNTS AND MOANS)

_________________________________

There he goes!

_________________________________

Needle and thread.

Needle and thread. Needle and thread.

_________________________________

Ah, you beauty!

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

(STRAINING)

_________________________________

(SHRIEKS)

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

(WHIMPERING)

_________________________________

One, two... Huh?

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

-(THUD)

-MAUDIE: Oh!

_________________________________

(CUB GROWLING)

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

(WHINING)

_________________________________

(CRIES OUT)

_________________________________

Steady, Hamish.

_________________________________

FERGUS: There he goes.

_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-(DOGS BARKING)

_________________________________

(GROANS)

_________________________________

(MEN SHOUTING IN DISTANCE)

_________________________________

FERGUS: We've got his track!

_________________________________

-(BARKING)

-(MOANS)

_________________________________

-Back, back, back!

-Get him!

_________________________________

(GROANS)

_________________________________

Angus! Easy, laddie.

_________________________________

(CRIES OUT)

_________________________________

Hubert, Harris, help Hamish.

_________________________________

(SHOUTING)

_________________________________

FERGUS: Watch your blade!

You're going to take somebody's arm off!

_________________________________

Aye, we've got you now!

_________________________________

-FERGUS: Give me a hand over here!

-Put your back into it, Dingwall!

_________________________________

LORD DINGWALL:

I'm doing all the pulling here.

_________________________________

LORD MACGUFFIN:

Down you go, you scoundrel.

_________________________________

(SQUEALS) Done!

_________________________________

(WISP CALLS)

_________________________________

(HIGH-PITCHED CALLS)

_________________________________

Yah!

_________________________________

(GROWLS)

_________________________________

-(ELINOR BEAR GROANS)

-(MEN SHOUTING)

_________________________________

(DOGS BARKING)

_________________________________

-Hah!

-(WHIMPERS)

_________________________________

(GROWLS)

_________________________________

-(YELLS)

-(GROANS)

_________________________________

(MEN GASP IN SHOCK)

_________________________________

-Get back. That's my mother.

-Are you out of your mind, lass?

_________________________________

-Mum, are you hurt?

-(MOANS)

_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-(CRIES OUT)

_________________________________

(YELLS)

_________________________________

(YELLS)

_________________________________

Merida!

_________________________________

-(FERGUS GROANS)

-I'll not let you kill my mother.

_________________________________

-(FERGUS SCREAMS)

-Boys!

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

Boys?

_________________________________

(HEAVY THUD)

_________________________________

(GROWLS)

_________________________________

-Mor'du!

-Kill it!

_________________________________
-(ALL YELLING)

-(ROARS)

_________________________________

(MEN SCREAMING)

_________________________________

You scoundrel!

_________________________________

(MEN GROANING)

_________________________________

(ROARS)

_________________________________

Come on!

I'll take you with my bare hands!

_________________________________

(FERGUS GROANS)

_________________________________

(FERGUS CRIES OUT)

_________________________________

(ROARS)

_________________________________

(WHIMPERING)

_________________________________

(SNARLS)

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

(ROARS)

_________________________________

(ELINOR BEAR MOANS)

_________________________________

(BOTH ROARING)

_________________________________

Mum!

_________________________________

(GROANS)

_________________________________

(BOTH SNARLING)

_________________________________

(ELINOR CRIES OUT IN PAIN)

_________________________________

(STONE CRACKING)

_________________________________

(MERIDA SCREAMS)

_________________________________

(ROARING)

_________________________________

(CRACKING AND CRUMBLING)

_________________________________

(ROARS FEROCIOUSLY)

_________________________________

(SHRIEKS)

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

_________________________________

(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

There's our way out.
_________________________________

(TERENCE GROANING)
_________________________________

Terence, buy me some time.

Come on, Blaze.
_________________________________

Back, you dirty rats!
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

(ROARING)
_________________________________

(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

(ROARING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

-Are they gone?

-They're gone.
_________________________________

(DRONING)
_________________________________

Let's go.
_________________________________

Come here, you vicious monster.
_________________________________

(BOTH GROANING)
_________________________________

_________________________________

(GASPS) The second sunrise.

_________________________________

(STRAINING)

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)

_________________________________

(WHINES)

_________________________________

No...

_________________________________

I don't understand. I...

_________________________________

(SNIFFLING)

_________________________________

(WEEPING)

_________________________________

Oh, Mum, I'm sorry.

_________________________________

This is all my fault.

_________________________________

I did this to you.

_________________________________

To us.

_________________________________

(SNIFFING)

_________________________________

You've always been there for me.

_________________________________

You've never given up on me.

_________________________________

I just want you back.

_________________________________

(MERIDA SOBS)

_________________________________

I want you back, Mummy.

_________________________________

I love you.

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

(LAUGHS)

_________________________________

Mum! You're back!

_________________________________

(LAUGHING TEARFULLY)

_________________________________

You changed!

_________________________________

Oh, darling,

_________________________________

we both have.

_________________________________

Elinor!

_________________________________

Oh, oh, oh!

_________________________________

(ALL LAUGHING)

_________________________________

Elinor! Oh!

_________________________________

Ah!

_________________________________

Er... Urgh!

_________________________________

Oh, dear.

_________________________________

You're back. She came back to us.

_________________________________

It's a great day for this kingdom.

The curse is broke.

_________________________________

Oh! Mum.

_________________________________

Ooh. Erm... Dear?

_________________________________

-Eh?

-I'm naked.

_________________________________

Naked as a wee babby.

_________________________________

Don't just stare at me. Do something!

_________________________________

What the... Avert your eyes, lads!

_________________________________

Show some respect!

_________________________________

(ALL MUTTERING AWKWARDLY)

_________________________________

(PRINCES LAUGH)

_________________________________

Now that's what I call

a wee naked babby!

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

_________________________________
TERENCE: Now, how are we

gonna fly this thing?
_________________________________

I used the last of my dust

getting it here.
_________________________________
TINKER BELL: Well, with any luck,
my pixie-dust bag

_________________________________

should be around here somewhere.
_________________________________

Is it enough?
_________________________________

-Yeah, it's enough. Anchors up.

-Aye-aye, Captain.
_________________________________

Just a little bit of pixie dust up front

will get this baby going.
_________________________________

That should do the trick.
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________
TINKER BELL: Wow.

_________________________________

I guess it pays

to have a dust-keeper fairy around.
_________________________________

I'm telling you, we just might make it.
_________________________________

Hey, are you okay?
_________________________________

What's gonna happen

when we get back?
_________________________________

Would you happen to have

an extra moonstone?
_________________________________

I don't know if it's gonna help,

but I brought this.
_________________________________

My scepter.
_________________________________

Hey, I've got an idea.
_________________________________

-Terence?

-Right. Right.
_________________________________

No, I know. You need your space.
_________________________________

No. I can't do this without you.

Would you help me?
_________________________________

Sure.
_________________________________

If I turn this, then this can go in here.
_________________________________

Wait a second.

You think this would work?
_________________________________

-Yeah. Yeah!

-Okay, okay.
_________________________________

Set it at a 30-degree angle
_________________________________

so that the reflective qualities

of the moonstone...
_________________________________
TINKER BELL: Are magnified in relation

to the moonbeam rays.
_________________________________

Yes! You're a genius.
_________________________________

-I almost got it. I just need...

-Like a sharp thingy?
_________________________________

Yeah.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

Excuse me, Blaze.

_________________________________

_________________________________
Baby Mine – Dumbo

_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh! (LAUGHING) I forgot to tell you,
_________________________________
we're going to see your mother.
I made an appointment.
_________________________________
Didn't I tell you?
Just like me. I must have forgot.
_________________________________
Come on, get your hat.
_________________________________
Oh, right over there.
_________________________________
Cozy little place, ain't it?
_________________________________
Mrs. Jumbo.
_________________________________
I hope she's in.
_________________________________
(WHISTLING) Someone to see you.
_________________________________
(CHAINS CLANGING)
_________________________________
(CHORUS HUMMING)
_________________________________
MRS. JUMBO: (SINGING)
Baby mine, don't you cry
_________________________________
Baby mine, dry your eye
_________________________________
Rest your head close to my heart
_________________________________
Never to part, baby of mine
_________________________________
Little one, when you play
_________________________________
Don't you mind what they say
_________________________________
Let those eyes sparkle and shine
_________________________________
Never a tear, baby of mine
_________________________________
(CHORUS HUMMING)
_________________________________
(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
From your head to your toes
_________________________________
CHORUS: Baby mine
_________________________________
You're so sweet, goodness knows
_________________________________
Baby mine
_________________________________
You are so precious to me
_________________________________
Cute as can be, baby of mine
_________________________________
Baby mine
_________________________________
Baby mine
_________________________________
(CHAINS DRAGGING)
_________________________________

_________________________________

(TRUMPETING)
_________________________________

(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
_________________________________

That's a bit heavier than I remember.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

1,492, 1,493...
_________________________________

No, no, no.
_________________________________

It's all right.

Tink will be here any second now.
_________________________________

The blue harvest moon is high.
_________________________________

The moonbeams

are almost at their mark.
_________________________________

This is a disaster.
_________________________________

Fairy Mary, where is Tinker Bell?
_________________________________

-I don't know!

-You...
_________________________________
CLARION: Minister, Fairy Mary?

_________________________________

BOTH: Yes, Your Highness?
_________________________________

Is anything the matter?
_________________________________

-Yes...

-No, Your Highness.
_________________________________

-Where is Tinker Bell?

-Well, we've been...
_________________________________

SPARROWMAN: Whoa! Look up there!
_________________________________

WOMAN: Tinker Bell!
_________________________________

Hi, everybody!
_________________________________

-Wow!

-Wow!
_________________________________

(ALL EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

Hi! Queen Clarion, Fairy Mary,

I made it!
_________________________________

-There she is.

-Now that's an entrance.
_________________________________

Right in the nick of time.
_________________________________

Your Highness.
_________________________________

Tinker Bell,

at the beginning of the season,
_________________________________

you were entrusted

with a great responsibility.
_________________________________

Where is the fall scepter?
_________________________________

There were complications,
_________________________________

but it's ready now, Your Highness.
_________________________________

This way, dear.
_________________________________

Fairies of Pixie Hollow,

I present the autumn scepter.
_________________________________

(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
_________________________________

(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING IN HORROR)
_________________________________

The moonstone! One, two...
_________________________________

(STUTTERING)
_________________________________

No, no, no. Don't worry, Fairy Mary.

Just... Just wait.
_________________________________

Wait, wait.
_________________________________

Come on, come on.
_________________________________

Please work. Please work. Please work.
_________________________________

Your Majesty, I've never seen

this much blue pixie dust before.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) Indeed.
_________________________________

It's at least a million smidges.

Maybe more.
_________________________________

-It's more.

-Yeah. Much more.
_________________________________

This is amazing!
_________________________________

(WHOOPING)
_________________________________

-Only Tinker Bell.

-Pretty good, huh?
_________________________________

Come on, girls. It's show time.

_________________________________
CLARION: Fairies of Pixie Hollow,

_________________________________

we have celebrated this revelry

without interruption for centuries.
_________________________________

Tonight, I believe,

is our finest revelry ever,
_________________________________

thanks to one very special fairy,

Tinker Bell.
_________________________________

And her friend, Terence.
_________________________________

-And her new friend.

-Blaze.
_________________________________

Yes, of course. Blaze.

We owe them all our thanks.
_________________________________

(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
_________________________________

(WHISTLING)
_________________________________

-I'm so proud of you.

-Thank you, Fairy Mary.
_________________________________

What made you think

of breaking the moonstone
_________________________________

into all those tiny little pieces?
_________________________________

Genius!

_________________________________

(BOTH LAUGHING)

_________________________________

On your lead, my dear.
_________________________________

All right, everyone.

To the Pixie Dust Tree!
_________________________________

(IF YOU BELIEVE PLAYING)
_________________________________

That's our cue!
_________________________________

(WHISTLING)
_________________________________

There are the bubbles. Hit it, Clank.
_________________________________

It worked, Bobble! It worked!
_________________________________

Aye, it certainly did.
_________________________________

(SINGING) To believe in who you are
_________________________________

Who you were always meant to be

_________________________________
To you open up your heart

_________________________________
Then you set your spirit free

_________________________________
In this time of the season

_________________________________
Every leaf on every tree

_________________________________
Start to shine

_________________________________
Come and see

_________________________________
Take my hand

_________________________________
Come with me

_________________________________
And fly

_________________________________
LYRIA: "The greatest treasures

are not gold

_________________________________
"Nor jewels, nor works of art

_________________________________
"They cannot be held in your hands

They're held within your heart

_________________________________
"For worldly things will fade away

as seasons come and go
_________________________________

"But the treasure of true friendship

will never lose its glow"

_________________________________

_________________________________