The Lion King 1 1/2 subtitles

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(JUNGLE SOUNDS)

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(LION ROARS)

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MAN: Nants ingonyama

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Bagithi baba

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CHORUS: Sithi uhhmm ingonyama

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Ingonyama

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TIMON: (IMITATING SINGER)

What's on the menu?

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It could be ceviche

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Stinky-oo, it's Pumbaa

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CHORUS: Ingonyama

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PUMBAA: I got to tell you, Timon.

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That song always gets me right here.

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Yeah, Pumbaa.

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(BIRDS CRY)

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Well, enough of that.

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Uh, Timon, what are you doing?

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I'm fast forwarding

to the part where we come in.

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But you can't go out of order.

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Au contraire, my porcine pal.

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I've got the remote.

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But everyone's going to get confused.

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We got to go back to

the beginning of the story.

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We're not in the beginning of the story.

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Yes, we were... The whole time.

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Yeah, but they don't know that.

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Then why don't we tell them our story?

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-Aah!

-Aah!

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Hey, I've got an idea.

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Why don't we tell them our story?

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Oh, I like the sound of that.

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A little backstage tour.

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Take them behind the scenes for

a revealing and intimate look...

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at the story within the story.

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Because what they don't know

is how we really were there...

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even though they didn't know

we were there, you know?

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Couldn't have said it better myself.

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So, does this mean we're

going back to the beginning?

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Oh, no, Pumbaa, no.

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We're going way back...

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to before the beginning.

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(DRUMS PLAYING)

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(LION ROARS)

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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

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PUMBAA: Pride Rock.

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TIMON: So majestic.

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So powerful.

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So bizarrely named.

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Pumbaa, how can a rock be proud?

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It's a rock.

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Well, I think it's because a pride...

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is what they call a group of lions.

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Oh, sure, the lions get Pride Rock.

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And what about us meerkats?

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Where I come from, we didn't

have nothing to be proud of.

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Why... Ahem.

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(SINGING)

When I was a young meerkat

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When he was a young meerkat

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Very nice.

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Thanks.

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But maybe it would be safer...

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if I just show them where I came from.

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Oh, boy! Do we get to

see where you grew up?

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Yeah, Pumbaa, but it ain't pretty.

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Please remain seated while

the camera is in motion.

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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

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(BIRD SQUAWKS,

ELEPHANT TRUMPETS)

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Here we are.

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From Pride Rock to the pit of shame.

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We're so low on the food

chain, we're underground.

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But you don't have

to take my word for it.

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I'll just let my fellow

meerkats do the talking.

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(SINGING)

What was that, what was that?

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What was that, what was that?

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Where, what, where, where,

what was that?

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Shh!

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Quick, before the hyena come

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Clear.

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Digga tunnah, dig, digga tunnah

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When you're done,

you dig a bigger tunnah

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Digga tunnah, dig, digga tunnah

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Quick, before the hyena come

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Digga tunnah, dig, digga tunnah

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You could dig and never get done

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Digga tunnah, dig, digga tunnah

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What was that?

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Quick before the hyena come, dig

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Digga tunnah is what we do

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Life's a tunnah,

we're digging' through

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Digga tunnah is what we sing

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Digga tunnah is everything

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Mud and clay is a meerkat's friend

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Always more around every bend

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And when you get to your tuna's end

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Hallelujah, let's dig again, dig

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Digga tunnah, dig, digga tunnah

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When it's done,

you dig a bigger tunnah

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Digga tunnah, dig, digga tunnah

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What was that?

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Quick, before the hyena come

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Dig

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Timon! Excuse me.

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Have you seen my son?

Has he been through here?

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Timon!

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Dig, digga tunnah

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-Uncle Max?

-Aah!

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Uncle Max, relax.

Have you seen Timon?

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No, I haven't, and what a day it's been.

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No fractures, no lacerations...

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no concussions, contusions,

or injures of any sort.

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As a matter of fact...

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there's no sign of Timon's

handiwork anywhere.

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(RUMBLING)

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That would be...

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Timon!

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Heh heh heh.

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Hey, everybody.

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Ha ha. Nice work, Timon.

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Way to go, tunnel klutz.

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Who else could break a hole?

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Four in one week... A new record.

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Not again.

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What? It's called a skylight.

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Ho ho.

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Wow. Isn't that creative?

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A skylight. Oh.

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Ha ha.

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I'll just have a word with him.

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I... I was just trying

to shed a little light...

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on our pathetic existence.

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Timon, this can't go on.

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Just this month,

you've pulled down four walls...

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and collapsed two tunnel exits.

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We have to look after each other.

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Our survival depends on it.

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What's the point? All we do is dig...

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so we can hide, and hide so we can dig.

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I want to be where we don't

have to dig tunnels...

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and live with our heads

stuck in the sand.

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What's so bad about

dreaming of a better home?

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I want to show you something.

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Look, Timon.

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Go on, look.

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Look out to the horizon...

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past the trees...

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over the grasslands.

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Everything the light touches...

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belongs to someone else.

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(RECORD NEEDLE SCRATCHES)

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TIMON: Funny.

I thought you were going...

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a whole different direction with this.

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What can I say? It's nature's design.

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She's right.

We're food for other animals...

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a moveable feast...

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feared by no one and eaten by all.

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But when they die,

they become the grass...

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and we eat the grass, right?

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Not exactly. We can't digest grass.

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We're grass intolerant.

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Okay, Max. Thank you.

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You're been a big help.

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Meerkat, it's what for dinner.

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Thank you, Uncle Max.

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Uhh.

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I think Uncle Max dislodged one

too many rocks with his skull.

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But he's right, Timon.

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Oh, I just know there's a way

for you to fit in here.

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(BOINK)

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(SIGHS)

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MAX: All right, who's on sentry duty?

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(GASPS) That's it.

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That's it, my son on sentry duty.

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Timon the sentry.

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Timon the sentry?

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Why don't you save

the hyenas the trouble...

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and kill me now? Just kill me now.

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He has a point.

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All you have to do is watch for hyenas...

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and yell if you see one.

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Look at Iron Joe.

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Don't close your eyes! Don't look away!

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Somebody's gotta guard us!

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Somebody's gotta protect us!

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(SOBS)

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Well, now I'm convinced.

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Listen, it's outside...

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up in the breeze,

under the wide open sky.

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Isn't that what you want?

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Or maybe you would rather have him...

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go back on the digging crew.

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MEERKATS: No!

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(ALL CLEARS THROATS)

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Good, then we all agree.

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Timon, listen to Uncle Max.

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He'll teach you

everything you need to know.

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And, honey, try to make this one work.

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Scurry, sniff, flinch!

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Scurry, sniff, flinch!

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Scurry, sniff, flinch!

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Good. Now...

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what do we do if we see a hyena?

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Scream, "Mommy"?

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That's right, mister...

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because the world out there

is fraught with danger.

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Fraught, I tell you!

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Oh, boy. It's the fraught fest.

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...rip us limb from limb.

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Bravo, Uncle Max.

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Way to sell it to the cheap seats.

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Applaud now, sonny boy,

but try clapping...

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when you don't have any hands.

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(GULP)

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Scurry, sniff, flinch.

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Scurry, sniff, flinch.

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(MUSIC PLAYING)

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Huh.

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I like the sound of that.

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Scurry, sniff, flinch.

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Scurry, sniff, flinch.

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Scurry, sniff, flinch.

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Scurry, sniff, flinch.

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(SINGING)

There's more to life than panic

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And bein' some other guy's snack, yuck

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I may be delicious organic

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But this little entree's fighting back

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I'm gonna put

digging tunnels behind me

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And live at a new altitude

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I'm gonna reach for

the stars to remind me

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That meerkats are not merely food

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For once I'll be

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Lookin' out for me

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(TEMPO INCREASES)

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Yeah, I'll tell you what I want

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This cat is movin' on

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He's a bon vivant

who's missin' out on bon

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I'd be a bigger cheese

far from the desert scene

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A little cooling breeze,

a little patch of green

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And I'll be snoozing in my hammock

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By a rippling stream

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Many miles from any tunnel

and the digging team

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Looking after number one

will be my only creed

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That's all I need

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(SLURPS)

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That's all I need

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I've always been good at running away

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Well, now I'm gonna run the show

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I've always been seen

as the ultimate prey

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But now my status ain't so quo

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A dream sublime

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It's hyena time... Oh!

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Oh, look, it's dinner and a show.

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And I thought beans

were the only musical food.

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Hy-hy-hy...

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Well, hi to you, too.

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(THUD)

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Ohh!

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Ow. Okay.

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This is no time for horseplay, Timon.

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You're supposed to be up

there looking out for...

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(SNICKERS)

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Hyenas!

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(ALL GASP)

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(SCREAMING)

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Whoa, look at them scramble.

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And that's just how I like them...

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-Aah! Ohh!

-Uhh!

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Scrambled...

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(SLURPS) Aah!

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And a little bit runny.

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Hyenas!

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(HYENAS LAUGHING)

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(SIGHS)

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(POP)

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Get in here.

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What are you, a meshugginah?

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(TEETH SNAPPING)

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Whoa!

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(LAUGHING)

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(GASPS)

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Stumpy? Flinchy? Swifty?

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Oh, what a relief.

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Everybody's... (GASPS)

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Where's Uncle Max?

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Aah!

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(ALL GASP)

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Max! Run for your life!

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MEERKAT 1: Play dead!

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MEERKAT 2: !Andale!

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MEERKAT 3: Almost there!

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Suede is the look for this fall.

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Hey, what's going on?

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Pumbaa, you're sitting on the remote.

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Huh? Oh, sorry.

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I thought it was a brownie.

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MEERKAT: You've got it, Max!

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ALL: Aww!

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(HYENAS CHEWING)

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MEERKAT: Max!

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I flinched when I should've scurried.

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Ha ha! Oh, man.

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It just never gets old, does it?

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Ooh, the classics never do, honey.

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(ALL LAUGH)

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(MEERKATS MURMURING)

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TIMON: I, uh...

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I guess I owe everyone an apology.

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All right, so I made a teensy mistake.

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Like we all haven't broken into song...

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on sentry duty before.

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Ha ha ha. Come on.

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Let me have a show of hands.

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Okay.

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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

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Maybe it's a little too soon...

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but I'm sure we're all gonna

laugh about this someday.

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Trust me.

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I did trust you.

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But...

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(SIGHS)

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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

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(SIGHS) Ohh.

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Aw, sweetie...

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I'm never going to fit in here.

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Nobody even likes me.

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Sure they do, honey. Sure they do.

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Besides you, Ma.

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Uh, besides me? Um, there's...

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I have to find my place, but it isn't here.

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Yes, it is. We just haven't found it yet.

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But we will.

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Oh, here's an idea. You can...

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Stop with the hair already.

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My place is out there, Ma.

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Oh, I may not know exactly where

or how far, but I got to go.

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No, wait, wait, wait.

I know. If we just...

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Ma.

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(SIGHS)

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Well, I hope you find what

you're looking for, honey.

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(MUSIC SWELLS)

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Ooh. Ooh, I love you. Mmm!

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I love you, Ma.

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Oh, Timmy.

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My Timmy.

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(CRUNCH)

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Mmm. Mmm!

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(STRAINING) Mom...

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-Ooh...

-choking.

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Not breathing.

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Ooh!

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Mmm, mmm, mmm!

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And people wonder why I have issues.

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Oh, I'll be okay.

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Oh, I know you will. You will.

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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

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Be careful!

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I will.

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Don't talk to strangers!

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I know, Ma!

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Remember, wash behind your ears!

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Ma, I'm not a kid anymore!

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Never go swimming without a buddy!

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Got it.

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Send us a message!

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Oy.

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What?

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What?

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Goodbye, Ma.

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(MAN AND CHORUS SINGING

IN NATIVE LANGUAGE)

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TIMON: And so, with high spirits...

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I boldly ventured off...

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where no meerkat

had dared to go before.

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I put my past behind me... Ha!

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And never looked back.

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(SOBBING)

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Mommy! Mommy!

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Aah! Ha ha!

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What am I doing?

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Which way should I go?

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That depends on what you seek.

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How convenient.

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Enter omniscient monkey, right on cue.

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Well, you know what they say.

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When the student is ready,

the teacher appears.

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That's it. No more

fortune cookies for you.

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Hey, where'd you come from?

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Oh, the better question is,

where are you going?

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Oh, someplace wonderful,

mister, where...

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You didn't happen to catch...

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the song I sang a few

minutes ago, did you?

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I didn't have the pleasure.

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To recap, I want to live in

some beautiful place outside...

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a carefree place where

I don't have to hide or worry.

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Whoo! Hoo hoo hoo!

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A life without worry.

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You seek hakuna matata.

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Harpoon a tomato?

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Hakuna matata...

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it means "No worries."

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Perfect. Mind taking

that stick of yours...

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and drawing me a map, bub?

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Ow! Hey!

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To find it, you must look

beyond what you see.

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What the heck is that

supposed to mean?

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It means look beyond what you see.

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(IMITATES) Beyond what I see.

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Ha. Get a load of the monkey...

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getting all existential on me.

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Beyond what I see.

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(CROAKS)

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Hmm.

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Beyond what I see.

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Beyond what I see.

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(MUSIC SWELLS)

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It's kind of hard to think

with all this music.

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Beyond...

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what I see.

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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

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Oh, wait a second.

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It's coming to me.

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It's either that slug I ate...

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or I'm having an epiphany.

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I'm going to the big pointy rock!

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Right?

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Who was that strange monkey?

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Ah, well.

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Dream home, here I come.

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(SNAP)

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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

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Ah... Oh.

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Hello?

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Strange but wise monkey?

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(BIRD CAWS)

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(WINGS FLAP)

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(ROAR)

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TIMON: Oh!

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Oh!

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(ROAR)

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(SNORTS)

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-Aah!

-Aah!

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PUMBAA: You know,

first impressions...

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are very important.

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TIMON: Oh, I thought

you were a scream.

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-Aah!

-Aah!

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Just eat me now...

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and please make it fast.

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I got a low threshold for pain.

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Easy, easy there, little guy.

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I'm not going to eat you.

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What? You're not?

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Then why were you stalking me?

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Well, gee, I saw you go by...

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and I figured

a little fellow like you...

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shouldn't be out here all alone.

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Hey, what about you? You're all alone.

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You are all alone, aren't you?

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Yeah.

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Most animals give me

a pretty wide berth.

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They do? Even the hungry ones?

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Yeah. I drive almost everyone away.

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People see me coming,

and they run for cover.

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They can't get out

of the way fast enough.

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You don't say, you don't say.

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Must be the gleam

on those vicious tusks, huh?

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Strikes fear into their hearts.

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Actually, they say I wreck their appetite.

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Wow. It's like you have

this... This special power.

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Special power?

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Well, it's pretty powerful, all right.

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Perfect. You're hired.

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Great! For what?

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To get me to a little worry-free haven...

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out by that big pointy rock.

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And you want me to come with you?

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Ha ha! Do you see

any other big lovable...

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chunk of warthogs here...

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who also happens to have

razor-sharp tusks...

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and the ability to repel predators?

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I'm your pig.

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You and me, I can tell...

We see eye to eye.

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You mean, like friends?

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Whoa, easy there, big fella.

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I'd say more like...

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acquaintances.

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Oh. Well, it's a start.

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Put 'er there, acquaintance.

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-I'm Timon.

-Pumbaa.

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No, really.

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All right, then. Let's hit the road.

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You got it...

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acquaintance.

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So, clear up one thing for me.

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If you weren't going to eat me...

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what kind of a wacky, wild big are you?

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I'm an insectivore.

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Oh ho! A bug eater.

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Well, me, too.

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I just never had a name for it.

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I'm kind of partial to

the crawly critters myself.

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How about you, big boy?

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I prefer the ones with wings.

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Pumbaa, this could be

the start of a beautiful...

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acquaintanceship.

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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

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MAN: Nants ingonyama

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PUMBAA: Okay, so now we're

back at the beginning.

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Right, Timon?

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TIMON: Oh, you got that right, pally.

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Ingonyama

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At last, things were looking up.

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I had the sun on my shoulders...

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the wind at my heels...

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a song in my heart.

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-Aah!

-Aah!

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(TIMON AND PUMBAA

SCREAMING, ANIMALS ROARING)

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TIMON: And to protect me,

a great big fat guy.

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You really think I look fat?

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Uhh. Pumbaa, Pumbaa, Pumbaa.

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You're a pig. It's a compliment.

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Oh, thank you.

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(CHORUS SINGING

IN NATIVE LANGUAGE)

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WOMAN: It's the circle of life

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And it moves us all

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Whoo-hoo! There it is,

the big pointy rock.

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Oh, baby, we're almost there.

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(RECORD NEEDLE SCRATCHES,

BOTH GASP)

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(SCREECH)

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PUMBAA: I think we're a little late.

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It's a land rush.

That loudmouth monkey.

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He must've blabbed it

to the whole world.

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What exactly did he say?

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(IMITATES)

Look beyond what you see.

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So maybe you're supposed to

look beyond the big pointy rock.

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Maybe I'm supposed to look

beyond the big pointy rock.

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-Hmm?

-Well...

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let's have a little look, shall we?

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Beyond what I see.

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Beyond what I see.

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Oh ho!

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What do you know?

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The monkey's got

an eagle eye for real estate!

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Timon, look!

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He-he-hey! It's the monkey!

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What's that he's holding up?

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Aw, who cares? It's not important.

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Come on! My dream home awaits.

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Uh... I don't do so well in crowds.

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Maybe we better go around.

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Don't you know the shortest distance...

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between me and my dream home...

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is a straight line? Follow me!

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-Oh!

-Excuse me.

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-Ow.

-Goodness.

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Make room, make room!

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Watch it, twiggy.

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I'm walkin' here!

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(SNORTS)

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(STOMACH GURGLES)

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PUMBAA: Ahem. Timon!

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There's something I gotta tell you.

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Pumbaa, Pumbaa, Pumbaa.

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We'll have plenty of time

to chat once we settle in.

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(GURGLING)

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I could really use a rest stop.

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Don't worry.

You'll get your second wind.

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Ohh! I got a really bad feeling!

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It'll pass!

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Trust me. It'll pass.

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(PASSES GAS)

_________________________________

(TRUMPETS)

_________________________________

(COUGHING AND GROANING)

_________________________________

Oh, look, the rhinos are bowing.

_________________________________

Ooh, we'd better bow, too.

_________________________________

Look, sire, how they kneel

before the royal son.

_________________________________

(HISS)

_________________________________

(FIZZLING)

_________________________________

(HISS)

_________________________________

So, I guess that's

your special power, huh?

_________________________________

What a weapon!

_________________________________

Uh, you mean, you don't mind?

_________________________________

Ha ha! Are you kidding?

_________________________________

It was a gas!

_________________________________

Ha ha ha ha ha!

_________________________________

Well, I don't like to toot my own horn.

_________________________________

Yeah, that's probably for the best.

_________________________________

Let's go, Pumbaa!

_________________________________

Lead the way!

_________________________________

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

_________________________________

TIMON: This is it, buddy boy.

_________________________________

Home sweet home.

_________________________________

And I don't gotta share

it with anybody. Ha ha!

_________________________________

Don't you get, you know,

lonely out here?

_________________________________

Lonely? Try commitment-free.

_________________________________

The elbow-to-elbow life reminds me...

_________________________________

a little too much of home.

_________________________________

This place has everything...

_________________________________

cool refreshments,

cozy little hammock...

_________________________________

a lovely water feature, and it's all mine.

_________________________________

Oh.

_________________________________

Well, it's really

coming together, Timon...

_________________________________

so, uh...

_________________________________

so, I guess I'll just be going.

_________________________________

Wait a minute, now. Wa-wa-wait.

_________________________________

There's no law

that says you have to go.

_________________________________

I mean, if you want...

_________________________________

Great! I already made up two beds!

_________________________________

One for you...

_________________________________

and one for me.

_________________________________

(YAWNS)

_________________________________

(YAWNS) Ohh!

_________________________________

Gee, all this construction work

has me bushed.

_________________________________

Think I'll turn in early.

_________________________________

Ahh!

_________________________________

Yeah. (SMACKS LIPS)

_________________________________

(RUSTLES)

_________________________________

Ahh.

_________________________________

Good night!

_________________________________

Sleep tight.

_________________________________

Dream of bedbugs tonight.

_________________________________

(SNORING)

_________________________________

Ahh.

_________________________________

TIMON: Home sweet home indeed.

_________________________________

(BOTH SNORING)

_________________________________

(DISTANT MUSIC AND SINGING)

_________________________________

(GROANING)

_________________________________

Uhh.

_________________________________

Hey, keep it down up there!

_________________________________

We have neighbors?

We should go say hello.

_________________________________

Noisy neighbors.

_________________________________

There go the property values.

_________________________________

Let's hear it in the herd

and on the wing

_________________________________

Oh-oh

_________________________________

It's gonna be

King Simba's finest fling

_________________________________

Oh, I just can't wait to be king

_________________________________

Oh, perfect.

_________________________________

We moved to the theater district.

_________________________________

Get a load of these guys.

_________________________________

Knock it off!

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

Just can't wait

_________________________________

Timon, look out!

_________________________________

To be king

_________________________________

Aah!

_________________________________

(SONG ENDS)

_________________________________

I'm okay.

_________________________________

Oy. Phew.

_________________________________

Show people.

_________________________________

Chin up, Pumbaa.

_________________________________

(CRACK) Whoa!

_________________________________

Our dream home's

around here somewhere.

_________________________________

You know, Timon, I once

came across a place...

_________________________________

that might be just what

you're looking for.

_________________________________

Spectacular waterfalls...

_________________________________

set in a lush tropical oasis...

_________________________________

a scrumptious array of...

_________________________________

Hey, hey. Forget it, Pumbaa.

_________________________________

I'm a realist, and I'm not gonna go...

_________________________________

chasing after some fantasy.

_________________________________

I'm going beyond what I see.

_________________________________

But if you always go

beyond what you see...

_________________________________

how do you know when you're there?

_________________________________

Oh, I'll tell you how I know.

_________________________________

We're there! (ECHOES)

_________________________________

(CHORUS SINGS)

_________________________________

This is a lovely spot.

_________________________________

Lovely, rustic, picturesque.

_________________________________

Home sweet home, Pumbaa. Mm-hmm.

_________________________________

Home sweet ho...

_________________________________

Aah! (ECHOES)

_________________________________

Whoop! Ah ha ha ha!

_________________________________

I... I mean, sure...

_________________________________

it needs a little work...

_________________________________

but it's got good bones.

_________________________________

Ha ha ha! After all...

_________________________________

this is an elephant graveyard...

_________________________________

and who would ever come

to an elephant graveyard?

_________________________________

-(ROAR)

-BOTH: Aah!

_________________________________

Sire, the hyenas are after the children!

_________________________________

(ROARING)

_________________________________

(WHISPERS) I see carnivores.

_________________________________

Beyond what you see.

_________________________________

Beyond what you see. Ha ha ha ha ha!

_________________________________

Beyond what you see!

_________________________________

Uh, Timon? Would this be a bad time...

_________________________________

to bring up that little place

I told you about?

_________________________________

Hey! This is home sweet home, baby!

_________________________________

Home... Aaaah!

_________________________________

Ow! Ha ha!

_________________________________

Steam! Ha ha! Steam is good.

_________________________________

Steam is... Is... Is water.

Whoo! Gotta have water.

_________________________________

You know, for the dream home.

_________________________________

Steam home, dream home.

_________________________________

Steam, steam, steam.

_________________________________

I am perfectly happy right here!

_________________________________

It's remote, private,

no unexpected visitors.

_________________________________

(MUSIC PLAYING, CHANTING)

_________________________________

Somethin' tells me this ain't...

_________________________________

the traveling company of "Riverdance."

_________________________________

Beyond what you see.

_________________________________

Beyond what you...

_________________________________

(SHUDDERS)

Hey, how am I supposed...

_________________________________

to look beyond what I see

beyond that?

_________________________________

Huh?

_________________________________

Oh, sorry.

_________________________________

(CHOIR SINGS)

_________________________________

What this place lacks

in water and shade...

_________________________________

it makes up for with searing heat...

_________________________________

and blinding sunshine.

_________________________________

Home sweet home, Pumbaa.

_________________________________

-(GROUND RUMBLES)

-Uhh...

_________________________________

(BIRDS SQUAWKING)

_________________________________

Shall we run for our lives?

_________________________________

Oh, yes, let's.

_________________________________

-Aah!

-Aah!

_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAMING)

_________________________________

PUMBAA: Hang on, Timon!

_________________________________

(GASPS) This is it!

_________________________________

Goodbye, cruel world!

_________________________________

BOTH: Aaaaaaah!

_________________________________

Uhh!

_________________________________

That's it?

_________________________________

(SCOFFS) That wasn't so bad.

_________________________________

You can't knock old

Timon down that easy!

_________________________________

Yeah! Bring it on!

_________________________________

Uh, Pumbaa?

_________________________________

Question, is it possible...

_________________________________

to fall off the edge of the earth?

_________________________________

Uh, technically, no.

_________________________________

The earth is round

like a sphere, Timon...

_________________________________

so it doesn't actually have an edge.

_________________________________

-Aaaaaah!

-Aaaaaah!

_________________________________

You mind if I pause it for a second?

_________________________________

Sure, go ahead.

_________________________________

Be right back.

_________________________________

Uhh! (CRACK)

_________________________________

(SQUEAKS)

_________________________________

(SNIFFS)

_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT)

_________________________________

(HUMMING

"IT'S A SMALL WORLD")

_________________________________

It's a small world after all

_________________________________

It's a small world after all

_________________________________

It's a small, small world

_________________________________

Everybody

_________________________________

It's a small world after all

_________________________________

Da da da da da da da

_________________________________

(SQUISHES)

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

Okay, I got the jumbo

so we could share.

_________________________________

Were you just picking your nose?

_________________________________

No, I had an itch on the inside.

_________________________________

(CRUNCHING)

_________________________________

-Aaaaaah!

-Aaaaaah!

_________________________________

Ooh!

_________________________________

(GASPING)

_________________________________

(COUGHS)

_________________________________

TIMON: Ohh.

_________________________________

Timon, you okay?

_________________________________

Uhh. I give up.

_________________________________

Uh, but you can't give up.

_________________________________

We still haven't found our dream home.

_________________________________

Forget it, Pumbaa.

_________________________________

I've been dragging you

down long enough.

_________________________________

I'm going home,

and I suggest you do the same.

_________________________________

Oh, I... I would if I could, but I can't.

_________________________________

Oh, sure you can, buddy.

I won't stop you.

_________________________________

No, I mean... I don't have a home.

_________________________________

You don't? What happened?

Are you lost?

_________________________________

(SNOUT FLAPS)

_________________________________

No place good enough for you?

_________________________________

(SNOUT FLAPS)

_________________________________

What, you're all alone

in this big empty world?

_________________________________

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

_________________________________

Oh.

_________________________________

The truth is...

_________________________________

I'm all alone, too.

_________________________________

Pumbaa, you're the only

friend I've ever had.

_________________________________

Y-you mean...

_________________________________

Yeah, Pumbaa...

_________________________________

and friends stick together to the end.

_________________________________

(TIMON CRYING)

_________________________________

(MUSIC STOPS)

_________________________________

Timon, are you crying?

_________________________________

(SOBBING) I'm fine.

_________________________________

I... I just have something in my eye.

_________________________________

Here, blow.

_________________________________

Ohh!

_________________________________

(BLOWS)

_________________________________

Here, Pumbaa.

_________________________________

Gee, thanks.

_________________________________

Okay, I'm better.

_________________________________

(MUSIC RESUMES)

_________________________________

(MUSIC FADES)

_________________________________

-(BACK CRACKS)

-Uhh!

_________________________________

Uhh! Ooh!

_________________________________

Aw, well. It's too bad...

_________________________________

we never found that perfect place.

_________________________________

Why'd we ever listen

to that stupid monkey?

_________________________________

I think maybe you're

giving up too soon, Timon.

_________________________________

Beyond what you see.

_________________________________

Huh?

_________________________________

Remember that place I told you about?

_________________________________

Forget about your place.

_________________________________

Get a load of what I found.

_________________________________

Talk about beyond what you see.

_________________________________

Pumbaa, this is our dream home.

_________________________________

Dramatic views.

_________________________________

Your very own porch swing.

_________________________________

Hot tub and spa.

_________________________________

Well stocked cupboard.

_________________________________

(SLURPS)

_________________________________

Let's celebrate!

_________________________________

The monkey was right.

_________________________________

We found it, the perfect life.

_________________________________

I'll just whip up a little something.

_________________________________

He had the perfect name for it, too.

_________________________________

Come and get it.

_________________________________

Such a wonderful phrase.

It had this rhythm.

_________________________________

Laduda ladada.

_________________________________

Try this, hot tuna frittata.

_________________________________

Hmm. No, that's not it.

_________________________________

The spinach armada.

_________________________________

Quiet, Pumbaa. I'm trying to think.

_________________________________

A spoon of ricotta.

_________________________________

-Two words.

-A wormy piccata.

_________________________________

-Six syllables.

-Kahuna colada.

_________________________________

-Twelves letters.

-A blue enchilada.

_________________________________

Rhymes with...

_________________________________

-Legumes on a platter.

-Think.

_________________________________

This ought to be hotter.

_________________________________

-I forget.

-I got a lambada!

_________________________________

Hey, how can you dance

at a time like this?

_________________________________

I'm dying here.

_________________________________

Ooh, sorry about that, pal.

_________________________________

Hakuna matata.

_________________________________

Wahh-ahh-ahh... Come again?

_________________________________

Hakuna matata, it means "No worries."

_________________________________

Uh... Oh.

_________________________________

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

_________________________________

PUMBAA: Hey, Timon, I got an idea.

_________________________________

Let's do a sing-along.

_________________________________

TIMON: Oh, you tease.

_________________________________

I love karaoke. I'm there.

_________________________________

BOTH: (SING) Hakuna matata

_________________________________

What a wonderful phrase

_________________________________

Hakuna matata

_________________________________

Ain't no passin' craze

_________________________________

TIMON: It means no worries

_________________________________

For the rest of your days

_________________________________

Wait a second.

_________________________________

Pumbaa, where's the grub?

_________________________________

Puhh.

_________________________________

Oh, you just can't

help yourself, can you?

_________________________________

Sorry.

_________________________________

Okay, but this time,

show a little self-control.

_________________________________

TIMON: (SINGING FALSETTO)

Hakuna matata

_________________________________

BOTH: (SING) It means no worries

_________________________________

For the rest of your days

_________________________________

It's our problem free

_________________________________

Philosophy

_________________________________

Hakuna matata

_________________________________

Matata, Hakuna, Matata

_________________________________

Hahuna ma-what-a?

_________________________________

Oh ho ho ho ho!

_________________________________

It means "No worries."

_________________________________

I see.

_________________________________

So, I told the boy...

_________________________________

to find hakuna matata...

_________________________________

you must look beyond what you see.

_________________________________

Oh, a metaphor.

_________________________________

Well, actually, it's not a meta... Aah!

_________________________________

You used a metaphor on Timon?

_________________________________

He takes things literally.

_________________________________

That's it. He's starving out there.

_________________________________

I just know it.

_________________________________

Max, Timon's out there

chasing metaphors.

_________________________________

I've got to go find him.

_________________________________

MAX: Are you nuts?

_________________________________

Nice to have a supportive

family, isn't it?

_________________________________

Well, here I go.

_________________________________

Remember, the journey

of a thousand miles...

_________________________________

begins with the first step.

_________________________________

Thanks. Here's my first step.

_________________________________

Yeow!

_________________________________

-(PLINK)

-Ay!

_________________________________

This bowling for porcupines...

_________________________________

(SPITS) wasn't the best idea, huh?

_________________________________

Yeah. Got to be right up there...

_________________________________

with bobbing for snapping turtles.

_________________________________

-(PLINK)

-Aah ha ha!

_________________________________

Oh, that's going to leave a mark.

_________________________________

(BUZZARD CRIES)

_________________________________

(SPITS) Hey, look, Timon, buzzards.

_________________________________

What do you say, one more round?

_________________________________

TIMON: Sure. There

must be some part of me...

_________________________________

we haven't injured yet.

_________________________________

Oh, please?

_________________________________

Oh, please, oh, please,

oh, please, oh, please?

_________________________________

Nah, Pumbaa, I'm beat.

_________________________________

You go ahead. I'm calling it a day.

_________________________________

But it's no fun alone.

_________________________________

(SOBBING)

_________________________________

Aw, why not?

_________________________________

One more run won't change our lives.

_________________________________

-Yaah!

-Yaah!

_________________________________

TIMON: Who knows why fate led us...

_________________________________

to little Simba that day.

_________________________________

Maybe it was just

my love of adventure...

_________________________________

or my innate courage...

_________________________________

my valiant and fearless way of–

_________________________________

Okay, who's in charge

of the freeze frames?

_________________________________

PUMBAA: Sorry.

_________________________________

Anywho...

_________________________________

rescuing Simba was a cinch.

_________________________________

Then came the really scary part...

_________________________________

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)

_________________________________

parenthood.

_________________________________

(SNORING)

_________________________________

In the jungle, the mighty jungle

_________________________________

The lion sleeps tonight

_________________________________

In the jungle, the mighty jungle...

_________________________________

SIMBA: Timon. Timon.

_________________________________

Timon!

_________________________________

Oh. Ohh.

_________________________________

-I got to go.

-Go?

_________________________________

Go where?

_________________________________

You know, go bad.

_________________________________

Oh, go. Why didn't you say so?

_________________________________

Come on, let's go.

_________________________________

When you got to go you got to go.

_________________________________

TIMON: Young lion,

get down from there.

_________________________________

Whoo-hoo! All right!

_________________________________

Man, you guys look like

ants down there.

_________________________________

I'm counting to three.

_________________________________

Yahoo! (GASPS)

_________________________________

Uh-oh.

_________________________________

("JUNGLE BOOGIE" PLAYING)

_________________________________

One, two...

_________________________________

(MUSIC STOPS)

_________________________________

(MUFFLED) Three.

_________________________________

In the jungle, the mighty jungle

_________________________________

SIMBA: Timon.

_________________________________

Oh! Again?

_________________________________

No. I'm thirsty.

_________________________________

You know this means

you'll be up again...

_________________________________

about two hours from now.

_________________________________

Jungle boogie

_________________________________

Jungle boogie, get it on

_________________________________

Hang on, Simba! I'll save you!

_________________________________

Yahoo!

_________________________________

TIMON: Whoa!

_________________________________

SIMBA: Timon?

_________________________________

We're going to get old

walking across this thing.

_________________________________

-Jungle boogie

-Whoa!

_________________________________

In the jungle, the might...

_________________________________

-SIMBA: Timon?

-Aah!

_________________________________

What have you got against

the concept...

_________________________________

of a good night's sleep, huh?

_________________________________

Actually, I, uh...

_________________________________

I had a bad dream.

_________________________________

Oh, well...

_________________________________

Uhh! It wasn't me.

_________________________________

Junior had a bad dream.

_________________________________

Ohh.

_________________________________

Why don't you sleep over here with us?

_________________________________

Mi Pumbaa, su Pumbaa.

_________________________________

All right!

_________________________________

The lion sleeps tonight

_________________________________

-Good night.

-Sleep tight.

_________________________________

Dream of bedbugs tonight.

_________________________________

(SNORING)

_________________________________

(LAUGHS)

_________________________________

("THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT"

PLAYING)

_________________________________

Uyy!

_________________________________

(MAN AND CHORUS SINGING

IN NATIVE LANGUAGE)

_________________________________

My little darling

_________________________________

Don't fear, my little darling

_________________________________

Hey-a, oh, my little darling

_________________________________

Oh, don't fear, my little darling

_________________________________

(SINGS IN NATIVE LANGUAGE)

_________________________________

(BIRDS CHIRPING)

_________________________________

Don't fear, my little darling

_________________________________

Hey-a, oh, my little darling

_________________________________

(SONDS FADES,

DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

_________________________________

(ALL SNORING)

_________________________________

(YAWNS)

_________________________________

Whoa. Watch where you aim

that morning breath.

_________________________________

That should come with a warning label.

_________________________________

Whoo, what a wake-up call.

_________________________________

Heh heh heh. Looks like

someone woke up...

_________________________________

on the wrong side of the warthog.

_________________________________

What's the matter, pops?

_________________________________

Had a little too much hakuna matata?

_________________________________

Ooh. Sonny boy,

I invented hakuna matata.

_________________________________

Oh, yeah? Well, I perfected it.

_________________________________

Sure you did, sure you did.

_________________________________

Pumbaa, who holds the record...

_________________________________

for the world's longest bug belch?

_________________________________

Uh, that would be Simba.

_________________________________

All righty, then.

_________________________________

Who's the champion

at slug swallowing?

_________________________________

Simba again.

_________________________________

-Cricket crunching?

-Simba.

_________________________________

-Grub gulping?

-Simba.

_________________________________

-Maggot munching?

-Still Simba.

_________________________________

Snail slurping?

_________________________________

Oh, uh, nobody.

_________________________________

We never had a snail

eating contest before.

_________________________________

("THEME FROM THE GOOD, THE

BAD, AND THE UGLY" PLAYING)

_________________________________

I don't think this is such a good idea.

_________________________________

(SLURPS)

_________________________________

(YAWNS)

_________________________________

(SLURPS)

_________________________________

(SLURPS)

_________________________________

(SLURPS)

_________________________________

(BOTH SLURPING)

_________________________________

Uhh...

_________________________________

(SLURPS)

_________________________________

(GULPS)

_________________________________

(BELCHES)

_________________________________

I told you this wasn't such a good idea.

_________________________________

(GAGS)

_________________________________

PUMBAA: Thus did the pupil

surpass the teacher.

_________________________________

TIMON: You've been hanging around...

_________________________________

with the monkey again, haven't you?

_________________________________

(MUSIC STOPS)

_________________________________

Uhh.

_________________________________

TIMON: Our Simba is growing up.

_________________________________

(SINGING)

Is this the little boy I carried?

_________________________________

When did he grow to be so tall?

_________________________________

Wasn't it yesterday

_________________________________

When he was small?

_________________________________

CHORUS: Sunrise, sunset

_________________________________

Sunrise, sunset

_________________________________

Swiftly fly the years

_________________________________

One season following another

_________________________________

Laden with happiness

_________________________________

And tears

_________________________________

So, you see, that's why

they call it a dung beetle.

_________________________________

Ew. You don't say.

_________________________________

And yet still so tasty.

_________________________________

Oh, yeah, and they're my favorite, too.

_________________________________

Ooh!

_________________________________

Ah. Ahh.

_________________________________

Just what the doctor ordered.

_________________________________

Yep. After a long day

of doing nothing...

_________________________________

it's good to kick back.

_________________________________

Three pals and no worries.

_________________________________

What more could you want?

_________________________________

ALL: Ahh.

_________________________________

(YAWNS)

_________________________________

I'm bushed.

_________________________________

Think I'll turn in for the night.

_________________________________

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

_________________________________

I'm out.

_________________________________

Right behind you.

_________________________________

-Oh!

-Ah ha ha!

_________________________________

You're killing me.

_________________________________

Ha ha!

_________________________________

Timon, it's your turn to say good night.

_________________________________

Good night.

_________________________________

Sleep tight.

_________________________________

Dream of bedbugs tonight.

_________________________________

(SNORING)

_________________________________

TIMON: Ahh. You got to admit...

_________________________________

we had a pretty good thing going there.

_________________________________

PUMBAA: We could've

gone on like that forever.

_________________________________

Except for one

teeny weeny little thing...

_________________________________

we forgot to count on.

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________

Nala?

_________________________________

-Waah!

-Waah!

_________________________________

-How did you...

-How did you...

_________________________________

This is a disaster, Pumbaa,

a disaster, I tell you.

_________________________________

You mean because they've

finally found each other...

_________________________________

like two soul mates

joined across the years...

_________________________________

by the bonds of true love?

_________________________________

Sweet, innocent little Pumbaa.

_________________________________

She's going to put a stake

right through the heart...

_________________________________

of our hakuna matata.

_________________________________

Oh, then I guess

we ought to do something.

_________________________________

And I know just what it is.

_________________________________

Pumbaa, we can't let them

feel the love tonight.

_________________________________

("THEME FROM PETER GUNN"

PLAYING)

_________________________________

(WHISPERING)

_________________________________

(PLINK PLINK)

_________________________________

Ow!

_________________________________

Aah!

_________________________________

WOMAN: Can you feel

the love tonight?

_________________________________

("THEME FROM PETER GUNN"

PLAYING)

_________________________________

(WHISPERING)

_________________________________

(MUSIC STOPS)

_________________________________

WOMAN: Can you feel

the love tonight?

_________________________________

That's so romantic.

_________________________________

Uhh.

_________________________________

("THEME FROM PETER GUNN"

PLAYING)

_________________________________

(BUZZING)

_________________________________

WOMAN: Can you feel

the love tonight?

_________________________________

Aah!

_________________________________

("THEME FROM PETER GUNN"

PLAYING)

_________________________________

Whoa! Oh!

_________________________________

-Waah!

-Waah!

_________________________________

-Aah!

-Aah!

_________________________________

CHORUS: Can you feel

the love tonight?

_________________________________

The peace the evening brings?

_________________________________

-Aah! Oof!

-Aah! Oof!

_________________________________

Well, that worked like a dream.

_________________________________

It did?

_________________________________

Sarcasm is a foreign

language to you, isn't it?

_________________________________

Look!

_________________________________

Can you feel the love tonight?

_________________________________

She's making those eyes.

_________________________________

He's smiling that smile.

_________________________________

They're laughing...

_________________________________

and hugging...

_________________________________

and... and...

_________________________________

TIMON: (SINGING) And if he falls

in love tonight?

_________________________________

(SNIFFLES)

_________________________________

It can be assumed

_________________________________

PUMBAA: His carefree days

_________________________________

With us are history

_________________________________

BOTH: In short, our pal is doomed

_________________________________

(BOTH SOBBING)

_________________________________

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

_________________________________

(SNIFFLES)

_________________________________

Ah, that's it, buddy.

_________________________________

We gave it our best shot,

but he's a goner.

_________________________________

Maybe not.

_________________________________

You never give up, do you?

_________________________________

Look.

_________________________________

SIMBA: You don't even know

what I've been through.

_________________________________

I would if you'd just tell me.

_________________________________

-Forget it.

-Fine!

_________________________________

Pumbaa, do you know what this means?

_________________________________

Uh, he can't express his feelings...

_________________________________

and she has commitment issues?

_________________________________

We won. Ya ha ha!

_________________________________

We split them up.

_________________________________

And, uh, that's a good thing?

_________________________________

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

_________________________________

Uh, he seems to be

taking it kind of hard.

_________________________________

Yeah, I know. Look, I...

_________________________________

But it's the best thing for us.

_________________________________

I mean for him.

_________________________________

Ooh, let's go, Pumbaa.

_________________________________

I think this storm's coming to a head.

_________________________________

Hakuna matata is safe at last, pal...

_________________________________

because nothing's gonna

take our boy away now.

_________________________________

He's gone?

What do you mean, he's gone?

_________________________________

It's just like the baboon said.

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The king has returned.

_________________________________

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

_________________________________

Ohh. You want me to go over it again?

_________________________________

Yes, please, but be a dear...

_________________________________

and just skip to the part about Simba...

_________________________________

not that your childhood

wasn't fascinating.

_________________________________

Okay, look, Simba's the rightful king...

_________________________________

but after he disappeared...

_________________________________

Scar proclaimed himself the king...

_________________________________

and formed an alliance with the hyenas.

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PUMBAA: (THINKING) Poor Simba,

the treachery, the villainy...

_________________________________

the sheer indescribable horror.

_________________________________

TIMON: (THINKING) Blah, blah, blah.

_________________________________

Why is she toying with us?

_________________________________

Oh, this crazy chick is going to eat us.

_________________________________

Simba has to go home

to challenge his uncle...

_________________________________

and reclaim his rightful place as king.

_________________________________

(CRICKETS CHIRPING)

_________________________________

Ooh, don't you get it?

_________________________________

Simba needs us, now!

_________________________________

He needs us?

_________________________________

Then he shouldn't have left us!

_________________________________

If he wants to run off

to be "His Highness"...

_________________________________

I say don't let the branches

hit you on the way out.

_________________________________

Leave hakuna matata to someone

who appreciates it.

_________________________________

But, Timon, it's not really

hakuna matata without Simba.

_________________________________

What's gotten into you?

Not hakuna matata?

_________________________________

That's crazy talk, crazy talk, I tell you.

_________________________________

Nothing's changed here.

_________________________________

We had hakuna matata before Simba...

_________________________________

and we've still got it now.

_________________________________

We got to go help our friend, Timon.

_________________________________

Et tu, Pumbaa?

_________________________________

You're just going to walk away,

give up on all this?

_________________________________

What happened to "Friends

stick together to the end"?

_________________________________

Huh, huh, huh?

_________________________________

I was about to ask you

the same thing.

_________________________________

I got everything

I ever wanted right here.

_________________________________

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

_________________________________

Now, this is more like it...

_________________________________

(ECHOING) Elbow room.

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

Uhh.

_________________________________

Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.

_________________________________

(SINGING) Hakuna matata

_________________________________

What a wonderful phrase

_________________________________

(WEAKLY) Hakuna matata

_________________________________

Ain't no passing craze

_________________________________

It means...

_________________________________

Uhh.

_________________________________

No worries.

_________________________________

Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!

_________________________________

Ha ha!

_________________________________

You. No, no. Don't say a word.

_________________________________

I know what you're going to say.

_________________________________

(IMITATES)

Did you find hakuna matata?

_________________________________

Well, yes, I did.

_________________________________

Thank you very much.

_________________________________

(LAUGHS) And I am happy.

_________________________________

Happy, happy, deliriously happy.

_________________________________

(IMITATES) Ho ha ha! I see.

_________________________________

Happy, is it?

_________________________________

So, if you're so happy,

why do you look so miserable?

_________________________________

Miserable, you say?

_________________________________

Why should I be miserable?

_________________________________

Oh, I don't know.

Maybe my two best pals...

_________________________________

in the world deserted me.

_________________________________

Heh. They've... They've headed off

on some heroic mission.

_________________________________

My friends are gone.

_________________________________

And my hakuna matata went with them.

_________________________________

Would you mind?

_________________________________

Ay!

_________________________________

Thanks. I'm glad we had this talk.

_________________________________

(CLICKS TONGUE)

_________________________________

My work here is done.

_________________________________

(MUSIC PLAYING)

_________________________________

(CHORUS SINGING

IN NATIVE LANGUAGE)

_________________________________

(CHORUS STOPS)

_________________________________

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

_________________________________

Friends stick together to the end.

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

(SOBBING)

_________________________________

What was with the running?

_________________________________

If you can call that running.

_________________________________

I was giving you time to catch up.

_________________________________

Aw, you big lug.

_________________________________

Hop on, buddy.

_________________________________

We got a fight to catch.

_________________________________

Let's whip some grass.

_________________________________

TIMON: This is the stuff of legends...

_________________________________

an epic struggle...

_________________________________

the place where heroes are born.

_________________________________

Pumbaa, this could be our finest hour.

_________________________________

Luau!

_________________________________

(SINGING) If you're hungry

for a hunk of fat and juicy meat

_________________________________

Eat my buddy Pumbaa

here because he...

_________________________________

TIMON: Heh heh. Let's just

cut to the chase, shall we?

_________________________________

PUMBAA: Oh, sure.

_________________________________

-Aah!

-Aah!

_________________________________

(HYENAS LAUGH)

_________________________________

SHENZI: What the...

_________________________________

(BOOM)

_________________________________

-Aah!

-Aah!

_________________________________

(SNORTS)

_________________________________

(BREATHES DEEPLY)

_________________________________

I love the smell of Pumbaa

in the morning.

_________________________________

Hey, hey, hey, move your tush, honey.

_________________________________

Ma? Uncle Max?

_________________________________

-Oh, Timmy!

-Timon?

_________________________________

What are you doing here?

_________________________________

Looking for you.

_________________________________

Aw. Mommy's here.

_________________________________

Well, let me introduce you

to my best friend.

_________________________________

Pumbaa, Ma, Uncle Max.

_________________________________

Ma, Uncle Max, Pumbaa.

_________________________________

(GASPS) Aah!

_________________________________

Look, there's Simba...

_________________________________

and that must be his uncle Scar.

_________________________________

Oh, good, they're talking things out...

_________________________________

which is how it should be.

_________________________________

You know, I have a feeling...

_________________________________

everything's going to be just fine.

_________________________________

PUMBAA: Ohh!

_________________________________

On the other hand...

_________________________________

The hyenas are up there

protecting Scar.

_________________________________

What do we do?

_________________________________

Well, I've got a plan.

_________________________________

How can we help?

_________________________________

Ma, Uncle Max,

you're going to dig a trap.

_________________________________

We're going to need...

_________________________________

dare I say it?

_________________________________

Tunnels... Lots and lots of tunnels.

_________________________________

And, Pumbaa, you and me...

_________________________________

we've got to get those

hyenas away from Simba.

_________________________________

Ooh, ooh! And lure them into the trap?

_________________________________

Ho ho! Nothing gets past you.

_________________________________

Come on, Pumbaa, let's ride.

_________________________________

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)

_________________________________

Something's different about Timon.

_________________________________

You think? He's wearing a dress!

_________________________________

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

_________________________________

(HYENAS LAUGHING)

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

TIMON: Hey, Pumbaa.

_________________________________

What do you call a hyena

with half a brain?

_________________________________

Ha ha ha! Beats me, Timon. What?

_________________________________

Gifted.

_________________________________

(TIMON AND PUMBAA LAUGH)

_________________________________

Ha ha... Ooh!

_________________________________

They're talking about us.

_________________________________

For your last meal,

you're going to eat those words.

_________________________________

(WHOOSH)

_________________________________

-Yaah!

-Yaah!

_________________________________

-Uhh!

-Ooh!

_________________________________

Ma, I think we got their attention.

_________________________________

Not yet. Keep stalling.

_________________________________

Okay.

_________________________________

("SABRE DANCE"

BY KHACHATURIAN PLAYING)

_________________________________

You got to be kidding me.

_________________________________

(MUSIC STOPS)

_________________________________

Now, Ma?

_________________________________

MA: Need more time, honey.

_________________________________

("CANCAN"

BY OFFENBACH PLAYING)

_________________________________

(MUSIC FIZZLES OUT)

_________________________________

Uh, freestyle.

_________________________________

(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

_________________________________

Ooh, encore, encore.

_________________________________

No, no, no. You mean entree, entree.

_________________________________

No, you right. Let's just eat them.

_________________________________

Is it ready yet, Ma?

_________________________________

MA: Not yet. Keep stalling.

_________________________________

(TEETH CHATTER)

_________________________________

(HYENAS LAUGHING)

_________________________________

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

_________________________________

Hold on a second.

_________________________________

Uh, Timon? What are you doing?

_________________________________

Shenzi Marie Predatora

Veldetta Jacqueline Hyena...

_________________________________

would you do me the honor

of becoming my bride?

_________________________________

(GULPS)

_________________________________

I don't think so.

_________________________________

Shenzi Marie, please.

I know what you're thinking.

_________________________________

We're too different. It'll never work.

_________________________________

What will the children look like?

_________________________________

Ooh, that violates

so many laws of nature.

_________________________________

Listen to me. The problems

of a couple of wacky kids...

_________________________________

like us don't amount

to a hill of termites...

_________________________________

in this nutty circle of life thing.

_________________________________

And so I ask you...

_________________________________

if not now, when?

_________________________________

I not me, who?

_________________________________

I'm lonely.

_________________________________

(SNIFFLES) Can I be your best man?

_________________________________

BANZAI: I say we skip the wedding,

_________________________________

and go straight to the buffet.

_________________________________

Now?

_________________________________

Sure, if you're ready.

_________________________________

Oh.

_________________________________

Now, Max, now!

_________________________________

Hyenas in the hole!

_________________________________

-Huh?

-Huh?

_________________________________

Aah!

_________________________________

(YELPING)

_________________________________

I need help. It didn't work.

_________________________________

BANZAI: Hey, it works for me.

_________________________________

(LAUGHING, GROWLING)

_________________________________

What are we going to do?

_________________________________

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

_________________________________

What?

_________________________________

Timon, no!

_________________________________

Let's get 'em.

_________________________________

(CRACK)

_________________________________

(BOTH GASP)

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

(THUD)

_________________________________

I'd say Scar is down and out.

_________________________________

We did it! We did it!

_________________________________

Where's Timon? Where's my baby?

_________________________________

He's hurt! Oh, no! Oh, no!

He's dead! Or worse!

_________________________________

We got to find him.

We've got to find him.

_________________________________

It's okay, Ma.

_________________________________

Oh, please. It is not okay!

_________________________________

Don't you tell me it's okay!

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

Timmy!

_________________________________

-Mmm-mm!

Ooh!

_________________________________

My son...

_________________________________

the hero.

_________________________________

You missed a spot.

_________________________________

(CRYING) That's so beautiful.

_________________________________

Choking. Not breathing.

_________________________________

(THUNDER)

_________________________________

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

_________________________________

I couldn't have done it

without you guys.

_________________________________

That's our boy.

_________________________________

Ohh, I promised myself

I wasn't going to cry.

_________________________________

(SOBBING)

_________________________________

(ROARING)

_________________________________

(CHORUS SINGING

IN NATIVE LANGUAGE)

_________________________________

You've really come a long way, Timon.

_________________________________

Did you find what

you were looking for?

_________________________________

I found a place that was

beyond my wildest dreams...

_________________________________

but it still wasn't home.

_________________________________

Let's go home, Ma.

_________________________________

Oh!

_________________________________

Welcome to our new home,

a predator-free environment.

_________________________________

I got to hand it to you, Timon.

_________________________________

This place has everything.

_________________________________

Well, not that we're all here, it does.

_________________________________

("HAKUNA MATATA" PLAYING)

_________________________________

Crane...

_________________________________

spreads its wings...

_________________________________

turns with dainty hands.

_________________________________

(SINGING)

Digga tunnah, dig, digga tunnah

_________________________________

We're never gonna dig another tunnah

_________________________________

Digga tunnah, dig, digga tunnah

_________________________________

Nevermore the hyena come

_________________________________

Sing the praise of brave Timon

_________________________________

The bravest meerkat we've ever known

_________________________________

Never dreamed he'd help Simba shine

_________________________________

Proved it's cool to hang out with swine

_________________________________

Accidentally saved the day

_________________________________

Planned it so it would look that way

_________________________________

Brought us out of the dirt and sand

_________________________________

Led his family to the promised land

_________________________________

Sing the praises of brave Timon

_________________________________

Bravest meerkat we've ever known

_________________________________

(CHEERING)

_________________________________

TIMON: Well, that it...

_________________________________

the big wrap-up, the happy ending...

_________________________________

the grand finale.

_________________________________

PUMBAA: It's over already?

_________________________________

Well, Pumbaa, that's

the thing about endings.

_________________________________

They come at the end.

_________________________________

Ooh, can we watch it again?

_________________________________

Pumbaa, we just saw it.

_________________________________

Maybe tomorrow.

_________________________________

Hey, what are you guys doing?

_________________________________

(GASPS) You didn't tell me

you were watching the movie.

_________________________________

I want to watch, too.

_________________________________

Ma, we just finished. Show's over.

_________________________________

Well, you're just gonna

have to rewind it.

_________________________________

Ma!

_________________________________

Uncle Max,

we're gonna watch the movie.

_________________________________

Oh, no!

_________________________________

Hey, I brought extra butter.

_________________________________

Hey, you guys are watching the movie?

_________________________________

Hoo hoo hoo hoo

hoo hoo hoo!

_________________________________

Any story worth telling

is worth telling twice.

_________________________________

What the...

_________________________________

Oh, excuse me.

_________________________________

-Excuse me.

-Excuse me.

_________________________________

-Excuse me.

-Excuse me.

_________________________________

-Excuse me.

-Get out of the way.

_________________________________

Who is this crowd?

_________________________________

Hey, down in front!

_________________________________

Aha!

_________________________________

Gawrsh!

_________________________________

Aloha!

_________________________________

(IMITATES ROOSTER CROW)

_________________________________

(LOST BOYS CHATTERING)

_________________________________

Watch it!

_________________________________

(STRAINING) Unh!

_________________________________

Ohh!

_________________________________

Ow!

_________________________________

Okay, buddy, you win.

_________________________________

Sure you don't mind?

_________________________________

Hakuna matata.

_________________________________

-Shh.

-Sorry.

_________________________________

Timon...

_________________________________

I still don't do so well in crowds.

_________________________________

_________________________________

TIMON: All we do is dig...

_________________________________

TIMON: All we do is dig...

_________________________________

TIMON: Hakuna matata.

_________________________________

TIMON: Hakuna matata.

_________________________________

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