_________________________________
_________________________________
-Jeez.
-HELEN: Hurry, honey.
_________________________________
Or you'll be late for work.
_________________________________
-Have a great day, honey.
-Thanks.
_________________________________
-Help customers, climb ladders...
-Bring bacon.
_________________________________
All that jazz.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
You have an appointment?
_________________________________
I'm an old friend. I just wanted to...
_________________________________
-All visitors are required...
-EDNA: Go check the electric fence.
_________________________________
What is it? Who are you?
What do you want?
_________________________________
My God, you've gotten fat. Come in.
Come, come.
_________________________________
Yes, things are going quite well.
Quite well. My God, no complaints.
_________________________________
But, you know, it is not the same.
Not the same at all.
_________________________________
Weren't you in the news?
Some show in Prayge... Prague?
_________________________________
Milan, darling. Milan.
_________________________________
EDNA: Supermodels.
EDNA: Supermodels.
Nothing super about them.
_________________________________
Spoiled, stupid, little stick figures
_________________________________
with poofy lips who think only
about themselves.
_________________________________
Feh! I used to design for gods.
_________________________________
But perhaps you come with a challenge,
eh? I was surprised to get your call.
_________________________________
E, I just need a patch job.
_________________________________
Hmm. This is megamesh.
Outmoded, but very sturdy.
_________________________________
And you've torn right through it!
What have you been doing, Robert?
_________________________________
Moonlighting hero work?
_________________________________
Must have happened a long time ago.
_________________________________
I see. This is a hobo suit, darling.
_________________________________
You can't be seen in this.
I won't allow it!
_________________________________
-Fifteen years ago, maybe, but now?
-What do you mean? You designed it.
_________________________________
I never look back, darling.
It distracts from the now.
_________________________________
You need a new suit.
That much is certain.
_________________________________
A new suit? Where the heck
am I gonna get a new suit?
_________________________________
You can't! It's impossible!
I'm far too busy.
_________________________________
So ask me now,
before I again become sane.
_________________________________
Wait. You want to make me a suit?
_________________________________
You push too hard, darling!
But I accept.
_________________________________
-EDNA: It will be bold. Dramatic!
-Yeah.
_________________________________
Heroic!
_________________________________
Yeah, something classic, like Dynaguy!
_________________________________
Oh! He had a great look!
Oh, the cape and the boots...
_________________________________
EDNA: No capes!
EDNA: No capes!
_________________________________
-Isn't that my decision?
-Do you remember Thunderhead?
_________________________________
EDNA: Tall, storm powers. Nice man.
EDNA: Tall, storm powers. Nice man.
Good with kids.
_________________________________
-Listen, E...
-November 15th of '58.
_________________________________
EDNA: All was well, another day saved
EDNA: All was well, another day saved
_________________________________
when his cape snagged
on a missile fin.
_________________________________
Thunderhead was not
the brightest bulb...
_________________________________
Stratogale!
_________________________________
EDNA: April 23rd, '57.
EDNA: April 23rd, '57.
Cape caught in a jet turbine.
_________________________________
You can't generalize
about these things.
_________________________________
EDNA: Meta-Man. Express elevator.
EDNA: Meta-Man. Express elevator.
Dynaguy, snag on takeoff.
_________________________________
Splashdown, sucked into a vortex.
No capes!
_________________________________
Now, go on. Your new suit will be
finished before your next assignment.
_________________________________
You know I'm retired from hero work.
_________________________________
As am I, Robert.
Yet, here we are.
_________________________________
E, I only need a patch job.
For sentimental reasons.
_________________________________
(SIGHS) Fine.
I will also fix the hobo suit.
_________________________________
-You're the best of the best, E.
-Yes, I know, darling. I know.
_________________________________
(PHONE RINGS)
_________________________________
BOB: Don't answer it, honey, I got it!
BOB: Don't answer it, honey, I got it!
_________________________________
-Hello?
-We have a new assignment for you.
_________________________________
MIRAGE: How soon can you get here?
MIRAGE: How soon can you get here?
BOB: I'll leave tomorrow morning.
_________________________________
-MIRAGE: See you there.
-Goodbye.
_________________________________
Who was that, honey? The, uh, office?
_________________________________
Another conference.
Short notice, but, you know,
_________________________________
duty calls. (NERVOUS LAUGH)
_________________________________
-HELEN: Bob?
-Yeah, what's up, honey?
_________________________________
-Ha... Have a great trip.
-Thanks, sweetie.
_________________________________
-I'll call you when I get there.
-I love you.
_________________________________
-So much.
-I love you, too.
_________________________________
SHIP'S COMPUTER:
This is your automated Captain.
_________________________________
Would you care for more mimosa?
_________________________________
MR. INCREDIBLE:
Don't mind if I do. Thanks.
_________________________________
Don't mind if I do. Thanks.
_________________________________
You're welcome.
_________________________________
Currently 78 degrees in Nomanisan.
Perfect weather for flying.
_________________________________
Please fasten your seat belt.
We're beginning our descent.
_________________________________
MIRAGE: Hello, Mr. Incredible.
MIRAGE: Hello, Mr. Incredible.
Nice suit.
_________________________________
Thanks.
_________________________________
Nice to be back, Mirage.
_________________________________
You'll be briefed on your assignment
in the conference room at 2:00.
_________________________________
-D Wing, room A-113.
-2:00. Got it.
_________________________________
See you there.
_________________________________
(GASPS) Edna.
_________________________________
-I'd like to speak to Edna, please.
-EDNA: This is Edna.
_________________________________
-E? This is Helen.
-Helen who?
_________________________________
Helen Parr? You know...
_________________________________
Elastigirl?
_________________________________
Darling! It's been such a long time
after all these years! So long!
_________________________________
(STAMMERING) It's been a while.
_________________________________
There's only one person
Bob would trust
_________________________________
to patch his supersuit. That's you.
_________________________________
Yes, yes, yes. Marvelous, isn't it?
_________________________________
Much better than those
horrible pajamas he used to wear.
_________________________________
They are finished.
When are you coming to see?
_________________________________
-HELEN: I'm calling about...
-Don't make me beg.
_________________________________
-I won't do it, you know.
-Beg?
_________________________________
No, I'm calling about suit.
_________________________________
(STAMMERING) Bob's suit!
I'm calling about Bob's suit.
_________________________________
You come in one hour, darling.
I insist, okay? Okay. Goodbye.
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
(CREAKING)
_________________________________
SYNDROME: It's bigger!
SYNDROME: It's bigger!
_________________________________
It's badder!
_________________________________
Ladies and gentlemen,
it's too much for Mr. Incredible!
_________________________________
It's finally ready.
_________________________________
You know, I went through quite a few
supers to get it worthy to fight you,
_________________________________
but, man, it wasn't good enough!
_________________________________
After you trashed the last one, I had
to make some major modifications.
_________________________________
Sure it was difficult, but you are worth it.
_________________________________
I mean, after all, I am your biggest fan.
_________________________________
-Buddy?
-My name is not Buddy!
_________________________________
And it's not IncrediBoy either!
_________________________________
That ship has sailed.
All I wanted was to help you.
_________________________________
I only wanted to help!
And what did you say to me?
_________________________________
Fly home, Buddy. I work alone.
_________________________________
SYNDROME: It tore me apart.
SYNDROME: It tore me apart.
But I learned an important lesson.
_________________________________
You can't count on anyone.
_________________________________
Especially your heroes.
_________________________________
I was wrong to treat you that way.
I'm sorry.
_________________________________
See? Now you respect me,
because I'm a threat.
_________________________________
That's the way it works.
_________________________________
There's a lot of people,
whole countries who want respect.
_________________________________
And they will pay
through the nose to get it.
_________________________________
How do you think I got rich?
I invented weapons.
_________________________________
Now I have a weapon only I can defeat.
And when I unleash it, I'll get...
_________________________________
(LAUGHING) You sly dog!
You got me monologuing.
_________________________________
I can't believe it.
_________________________________
It's cool, huh? Zero-point energy.
I save the best inventions for myself.
_________________________________
Am I good enough now?
_________________________________
Who's super now?
_________________________________
I'm Syndrome! Your nemesis and...
_________________________________
Oh, brilliant!
_________________________________
(COUGHING)
_________________________________
All right, try this one on for size,
big boy.
_________________________________
(GROANING, SPUTTERING)
_________________________________
Gazerbeam.
_________________________________
MR. INCREDIBLE: Kronos?
MR. INCREDIBLE: Kronos?
_________________________________
SCANNER: Life reading negative.
Mr. Incredible terminated.
_________________________________
EDNA: This project has completely
EDNA: This project has completely
confiscated my life, darling.
_________________________________
Consumed me as only hero work can.
My best work, I must admit.
_________________________________
Simple, elegant, yet bold. You will die.
_________________________________
-E, I just...
-I did Robert's suit,
_________________________________
and it turned out so beautiful,
I had to continue.
_________________________________
It's great to see you, but I have
no idea what you're talking about.
_________________________________
-I just...
-Yes, words are useless.
_________________________________
Gobble, gobble, gobble.
Too much of it, darling. Too much!
_________________________________
That is why I show you my work.
_________________________________
That is why you are here.
_________________________________
Edna Mode.
_________________________________
And guest.
_________________________________
Come. Sit.
_________________________________
-Cream and sugar?
-Thanks.
_________________________________
-I started with the baby.
-Started?
_________________________________
EDNA: Shh! Darling! I cut it a little
EDNA: Shh! Darling! I cut it a little
roomy for the free movement.
_________________________________
The fabric is comfortable
for sensitive skin,
_________________________________
EDNA: And can also withstand
EDNA: And can also withstand
a temperature of over 1000 degrees.
_________________________________
Completely bulletproof.
_________________________________
And machine washable, darling.
That's a new feature.
_________________________________
What on earth do you think
the baby will be doing?
_________________________________
Well, I'm sure I don't know, darling.
Luck favors the prepared.
_________________________________
I didn't know the baby's powers,
so I covered the basics.
_________________________________
-Jack-Jack doesn't have any powers.
-No?
_________________________________
Well, he'll look fabulous anyway.
_________________________________
Your boy's suit I designed
to withstand enormous friction
_________________________________
without heating up or wearing out.
A useful feature.
_________________________________
Your daughter's suit was tricky.
_________________________________
I finally created a sturdy material that
will disappear completely as she does.
_________________________________
Your suit can stretch as far as you can,
without injuring yourself,
_________________________________
and still retain its shape.
_________________________________
Virtually indestructible,
_________________________________
yet it breathes like Egyptian cotton.
_________________________________
As an extra feature,
each suit contains a homing device,
_________________________________
giving you the precise global location
of the wearer at the touch of a button.
_________________________________
Well, darling? What do you think?
_________________________________
What do I think? Bob is retired!
I'm retired!
_________________________________
Our family is underground.
_________________________________
You helped my husband resume
secret hero work behind my back?
_________________________________
Well, I assumed you knew, darling.
_________________________________
Why would he keep secrets from you?
_________________________________
He wouldn't. Didn't. Doesn't.
_________________________________
Men at Robert's age are often unstable.
_________________________________
-Prone to weakness.
-What are you saying?
_________________________________
Do you know where he is?
_________________________________
-Of course.
-Do you know where he is?
_________________________________
(VOICES, STATIC ON RADIO)
_________________________________
(ELECTRIC FIZZLING)
_________________________________
(GRUNT)
_________________________________
(VOICE ON RADIO)
_________________________________
GUARD: Hey, hey. We got a man down!
GUARD 2: Come on, let's go.
_________________________________
GUARD 2: Are you okay?
What happened?
_________________________________
(OVER RADIO) Break surveillance
and engage. Continuing sweep...
_________________________________
-(OVER PHONE) Insuricare.
-Oh, hello. This is Helen Parr.
_________________________________
Bob Parr is my husband.
_________________________________
I was wondering if you could give me
the number of the hotel he's staying at?
_________________________________
-The number I have is no good.
-Mr. Parr no longer works here.
_________________________________
What do you mean? He's on
a business trip. A company retreat.
_________________________________
My records say he was terminated
almost two months ago.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
So, you don't know where he is.
_________________________________
Would you like to find out?
_________________________________
(RELIEVED SIGH)
_________________________________
(BEEPING)
_________________________________
(SOBBING) I am such an idiot.
I let this happen, you know.
_________________________________
The new sports car, the getting
in shape, the blond hair, the lies.
_________________________________
Yes, he attempts to relive the past.
_________________________________
Now I'm losing him! What'll I do?
What'll I do?
_________________________________
What are you talking about?
_________________________________
You are Elastigirl! My God!
Pull yourself together.
_________________________________
What will you do? Is this a question?
_________________________________
Show him you remember
that he is Mr. Incredible,
_________________________________
and you will remind him who you are!
_________________________________
Well, you know where he is. Go!
Confront the problem! Fight! Win!
_________________________________
And call me when you get back, darling.
I enjoy our visits.
_________________________________
There's lots of leftovers
that you can reheat.
_________________________________
Make sure Dash does his homework.
And both of you, get to bed on time.
_________________________________
I should be back tonight. Late.
_________________________________
You can be in charge that long,
can't you?
_________________________________
Yeah. But why am I in charge again?
_________________________________
Nothing. Just a little trouble with Daddy.
_________________________________
You mean Dad's in trouble,
or Dad is the trouble?
_________________________________
I mean either he's in trouble,
or he's going to be.
_________________________________
What's that?
Where'd you get that, Mom?
_________________________________
You made a cool outfit?
Hey, are those for us?
_________________________________
We all get cool outfits?
_________________________________
Dash!
You come back here this moment!
_________________________________
(PHONE RINGS)
_________________________________
Hey, Snug. Thanks for getting back.
_________________________________
I know this is short notice,
but I was hoping that I could...
_________________________________
-What are these?
-Look, I'm The Dash!
_________________________________
-The Dash likes.
-HELEN: Just a second.
_________________________________
-Take that off before somebody sees.
-You're packing one just like it.
_________________________________
-Are you hiding something?
-Please. I'm on the phone...
_________________________________
-Dash!
-This is yours. It's specially made.
_________________________________
-What's going on?
-You're not coming! I gotta pack!
_________________________________
What makes you think it's special?
_________________________________
I don't know. Why'd Mom try to hide it?
_________________________________
Snug, I'm calling in a solid you owe me.
_________________________________
-(OVER PHONE) What do you need?
-A jet. What do you got that's fast?
_________________________________
Let me think.
_________________________________
Island approach.
India Golf niner-niner checking in.
_________________________________
VFR on top. Over.
_________________________________
(RADIO STATIC)
_________________________________
Island tower,
this is India Golf niner-niner
_________________________________
requesting vectors to the initial.
_________________________________
(RADIO STATIC)
_________________________________
Easy, Helen. Easy. Easy, girl.
_________________________________
You're overreacting. Everything's fine.
They're just all getting coffee.
_________________________________
At the same time. Yeah.
_________________________________
You, sir, truly are "Mr. Incredible."
I was right to idolize you.
_________________________________
I always knew you were tough,
but tricking the probe
_________________________________
by hiding under the bones
of another super? Oh, man!
_________________________________
I'm still geeking out about it!
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
And then you had
to just go and ruin the ride.
_________________________________
I mean, Mr. Incredible calling for help?
(MOCKING) "Help me, help me."
_________________________________
Lame, lame, lame.
_________________________________
All right, who did you contact?
_________________________________
Contact? What are you talking about?
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
I am referring to last night
at 23:07 hours
_________________________________
while you were snooping around.
You sent out a homing signal.
_________________________________
I didn't know about the homing device.
_________________________________
And now a government plane
is requesting permission to land here.
_________________________________
Who did you contact?
_________________________________
I didn't send for a plane.
_________________________________
Play the transmission.
_________________________________
-ELASTIGIRL: India Golf checking in.
-Helen!
_________________________________
So you do know these people.
_________________________________
Well, then,
I'll send them a little greeting.
_________________________________
-VIOLET: Ow!
-Violet!
_________________________________
It's not my fault.
_________________________________
Dash ran away,
I knew I'd get blamed for it.
_________________________________
That's not true!
_________________________________
You said, "Something's up with Mom.
We have to find out what."
_________________________________
-...and it's not my fault!
-Hundred percent all-yours idea!
_________________________________
Wait a minute.
You left Jack-Jack alone?
_________________________________
-Of course we got a sitter.
-We got someone, Mom.
_________________________________
-We wouldn't do that.
-Thanks a lot!
_________________________________
All right, well, who'd you get?
_________________________________
You don't have to worry
about one thing.
_________________________________
I've got baby-sitting wired.
I've taken courses, learned CPR,
_________________________________
-excellent marks and certificates.
-Kari.
_________________________________
I brought Mozart to play while he sleeps
_________________________________
because leading experts say
Mozart makes babies smarter.
_________________________________
-Kari...
-The beauty is
_________________________________
they don't have to listen
'cause they're asleep!
_________________________________
I wish my parents played Mozart
_________________________________
because half the time I don't know
what anyone's talking about.
_________________________________
Kari, I really don't feel
comfortable with this.
_________________________________
I'll pay you for your trouble,
I'll pay you for your trouble,
but I'd rather call a service.
_________________________________
There's really no need, Mrs. Parr.
_________________________________
I can totally handle anything
this baby can dish out.
_________________________________
(COOING) Can't I, little baby?
I can handle it.
_________________________________
-KARI: Who can handle it?
-(BEEPING)
_________________________________
India Golf niner-niner transmitting
in the blind guard.
_________________________________
Disengage. Repeat, disengage.
_________________________________
Repeat, disengage.
_________________________________
-Friendlies...
-No!
_________________________________
Call off the missiles. I'll do anything.
_________________________________
Too late. Fifteen years too late.
_________________________________
Friendlies two-zero miles
south-southwest of your position.
_________________________________
Angels 10. Track east. Disengage.
_________________________________
Vi! Put a force field around the plane.
_________________________________
You said not to use our powers.
_________________________________
I know what I said.
Listen to what I'm saying now!
_________________________________
Disengage. Repeat, disengage!
_________________________________
Mom?
_________________________________
ELASTIGIRL: Violet!
ELASTIGIRL: Violet!
_________________________________
Mayday. India Golf niner-niner
is buddy-spiked. Abort!
_________________________________
There are children aboard.
_________________________________
ELASTIGIRL:
There are children aboard!
There are children aboard!
_________________________________
No!
No!
_________________________________
Put a field around us now!
_________________________________
I've never done one that big.
_________________________________
Do it now!
_________________________________
Abort, abort, abort!
_________________________________
(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Brace yourselves!
_________________________________
-KIDS: Mom!
-Everybody calm down.
_________________________________
I'll tell you what we're not gonna do.
_________________________________
We're not gonna panic, we're not...
Look out!
_________________________________
-Oh, my God! Whose idea was this?
-What are we gonna do?
_________________________________
We're dead! We're dead!
_________________________________
-It blew up!
-We survived but we're dead!
_________________________________
Stop it!
_________________________________
We are not gonna die!
_________________________________
Both of you will get a grip.
_________________________________
Or so help me
I will ground you for a month!
_________________________________
Understand?
_________________________________
We have a confirmed hit.
Target was destroyed.
_________________________________
Ah, you'll get over it.
_________________________________
I seem to recall
I seem to recall
you prefer to "work alone."
_________________________________
(EVIL LAUGHTER)
_________________________________
Release me. Now!
_________________________________
Or what?
_________________________________
I'll crush her.
_________________________________
That sounds a little dark for you.
Well, go ahead.
_________________________________
It'll be easy. Like breaking a toothpick.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING) Show me.
_________________________________
SYNDROME: I knew you couldn't do it.
SYNDROME: I knew you couldn't do it.
_________________________________
Even when you have nothing to lose.
_________________________________
You're weak.
_________________________________
And I've outgrown you.
_________________________________
(MR. INCREDIBLE SOBBING)
_________________________________
Those were short-range missiles.
Land-based.
_________________________________
That way is our best bet.
_________________________________
You want to go toward
the people that tried to kill us?
_________________________________
-If it means land, yes.
-Do you expect us to swim there?
_________________________________
I expect you to trust me.
_________________________________
(INSECT AND BIRD NOISES)
_________________________________
(EXHAUSTED BREATHING)
_________________________________
What a trooper.
_________________________________
I'm so proud of you.
_________________________________
Thanks, Mom.
_________________________________
I think your father is in trouble.
_________________________________
If you haven't noticed,
we're not doing so hot either.
_________________________________
I'm going to look for him.
_________________________________
And that means you're in charge
until I get back, Violet.
_________________________________
-What?
-You heard her.
_________________________________
Put these on. Your identity
is your most valuable possession.
_________________________________
Protect it.
_________________________________
And if anything goes wrong,
use your powers.
_________________________________
-But you said never to use...
-I know what I said!
_________________________________
Remember the bad guys
_________________________________
on those shows you used to watch
on Saturday mornings?
_________________________________
Well, these guys
are not like those guys.
_________________________________
They won't exercise restraint
because you're children.
_________________________________
They will kill you if they get the chance.
_________________________________
Do not give them that chance.
_________________________________
-Mom?
-Vi, I'm counting on you.
_________________________________
-There's...
-I'm counting on you. Be strong.
_________________________________
Dash, if anything goes wrong,
I want you to run as fast as you can.
_________________________________
-As fast as I can?
-As fast as you can.
_________________________________
Stay hidden. Keep each other safe.
I'll be back by morning.
_________________________________
VIOLET: Mom!
VIOLET: Mom!
_________________________________
Mom, what happened on the plane.
I'm sorry.
_________________________________
(STAMMERING) I wanted to help.
When you asked me to... I'm sorry.
_________________________________
Shh. It isn't your fault.
_________________________________
It wasn't fair for me to suddenly
ask so much of you.
_________________________________
But things are different now.
_________________________________
And doubt is a luxury
we can't afford anymore, sweetie.
_________________________________
You have more power than you realize.
_________________________________
Don't think. And don't worry.
_________________________________
If the time comes,
you'll know what to do.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) It's in your blood.
_________________________________
-He's not weak, you know.
-What?
_________________________________
Valuing life is not weakness.
_________________________________
Hey. Look, if you're talking about
what happened in the containment unit,
_________________________________
I had everything under control.
_________________________________
And disregarding it is not strength.
_________________________________
I called his bluff, sweetheart, that's all.
_________________________________
I knew he wouldn't have it in him
to actually...
_________________________________
Next time you gamble, bet your own life!
_________________________________
Okay, okay, okay.
_________________________________
(VOICES ON RADIO)
_________________________________
A rocket?
_________________________________
(SIGHS, GASPS)
_________________________________
Hey!
_________________________________
(STRUGGLING)
_________________________________
Well, not that this isn't fun,
but I'm gonna go look around.
_________________________________
What do you think is going on here?
_________________________________
You think we're on vacation?
_________________________________
Mom and Dad's lives
could be in jeopardy.
_________________________________
Or worse,
(WHISPERING) their marriage.
_________________________________
Their marriage?
_________________________________
So, the bad guys are trying to wreck
Mom and Dad's marriage.
_________________________________
Forget it. You're so immature.
_________________________________
-I'm gonna go look around.
-Mom said to stay hidden.
_________________________________
I'm not gonna leave the cave. Sheesh.
_________________________________
(VOICES OVER RADIO)
_________________________________
(ECHOING) Cool!
_________________________________
(OVER RADIO) Roger.
We are ready for launch.
_________________________________
-DASH: Vi, Vi!
-What did you do?
_________________________________
(OVER RADIO) ETA two-niner. Over.
_________________________________
TCI clear. Condition yellow.
Status norm.
_________________________________
Not responding to IFF.
_________________________________
IRCM reads negative.
_________________________________
-Bob.
-What?
_________________________________
I didn't say anything.
_________________________________
(BIRD SOUNDS)
_________________________________
(YELLS IN DISGUST)
_________________________________
ROBOT: Identification, please.
_________________________________
Hey!
_________________________________
-Hey, Violet! Come here, look. It talks!
-What? What?
_________________________________
There. That one.
_________________________________
Voice key incorrect.
_________________________________
"Voice key"?
_________________________________
Voice key incorrect.
_________________________________
Wait a second.
_________________________________
(ALARM SOUNDS)
_________________________________
-What do we do?
-Run!
_________________________________
-Where are we going?
-Away from here!
_________________________________
PA: Intruder alert.
_________________________________
-There isn't much time.
-No, there isn't.
_________________________________
-In fact, there's no time at all.
-(CHOKING)
_________________________________
-Please...
-Why are you here?
_________________________________
How can you possibly bring me lower?
What more can you take away from me?
_________________________________
(CHOKING) Family survived the crash.
_________________________________
They're here on the island!
_________________________________
They're alive?
_________________________________
(GASPING, COUGHING)
_________________________________
-Helen?
-Hello.
_________________________________
You must be Mrs...
_________________________________
-She was helping me to escape.
-No.
_________________________________
That's what I was doing. Let go of me!
_________________________________
Let go, you lousy, lying,
unfaithful creep!
_________________________________
How could I betray the perfect woman?
_________________________________
Oh, you're referring to me now?
_________________________________
Where are the kids?
_________________________________
-They triggered the alert.
-What?
_________________________________
-Security's in the jungle. Get going.
-Our kids are in danger?
_________________________________
If you suspected danger,
why'd you bring them?
_________________________________
They stowed away.
You're not striking the proper tone.
_________________________________
GUARD: Think they're supers?
_________________________________
Dash, remember what Mom said.
_________________________________
-What?
-GUARD 2: Stop talking!
_________________________________
GUARD 3: Hold it! Freeze!
VIOLET: Dash, run!
VIOLET: Dash, run!
_________________________________
-What?
-VIOLET: Run!
_________________________________
-They're supers!
-Get the boy!
_________________________________
Show yourself!
_________________________________
(SPITTING)
_________________________________
(DASH SCREAMS)
_________________________________
Hey!
_________________________________
DASH: Ha, ha!
DASH: Ha, ha!
_________________________________
I'm alive. Yeah!
_________________________________
(DASH SHOUTING)
_________________________________
DASH: Uh-oh.
DASH: Uh-oh.
_________________________________
(WATER SLOSHING)
_________________________________
I should've told you I was fired,
I admit it.
_________________________________
But I didn't want you to worry.
_________________________________
You didn't want me to worry?
_________________________________
We're running for our lives
through some godforsaken jungle.
_________________________________
You keep trying to pick a fight,
but I'm just happy you're alive.
_________________________________
GUARD: I know you're there,
Little Miss Disappear.
_________________________________
You can't hide from me.
_________________________________
-There you are.
-DASH: Hey!
_________________________________
Don't touch my sister!
_________________________________
-How are you doing that?
-I don't know!
_________________________________
Whatever you do, don't stop!
_________________________________
(EXPLOSION)
_________________________________
Mom! Dad! Hey!
_________________________________
ELASTIGIRL: Kids.
ELASTIGIRL: Kids.
_________________________________
-You're all right.
-You're all right.
_________________________________
-We were so worried.
-I thought I'd never see you again.
_________________________________
BOTH: I love you.
_________________________________
DASH: Wow.
VIOLET: Whoa.
DASH: Wow.
VIOLET: Whoa.
_________________________________
Time out!
_________________________________
What have we here?
Matching uniforms?
_________________________________
Oh, no! Elastigirl?
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
You married Elastigirl? Whoa!
_________________________________
And got busy!
_________________________________
It's a whole family of supers.
Looks like I've hit the jackpot!
_________________________________
Oh, this is just too good!
_________________________________
-(ON TV) The ship's unique design...
-(ON TV) There were no fatalities...
_________________________________
Huh? Huh? Oh, come on!
You gotta admit, this is cool.
_________________________________
SYNDROME: Just like a movie!
SYNDROME: Just like a movie!
The robot will emerge dramatically,
_________________________________
do some damage.
Throngs of screaming people!
_________________________________
And just when all hope is lost,
Syndrome will save the day!
_________________________________
I'll be a bigger hero than you ever were!
_________________________________
You mean you killed off real heroes
so that you could pretend to be one?
_________________________________
Oh, I'm real.
Real enough to defeat you!
_________________________________
And I did it without your precious
gifts, your oh-so-special powers.
_________________________________
I'll give them heroics.
_________________________________
I'll give them the most spectacular
heroics anyone's ever seen!
_________________________________
And when I'm old and I've had my fun,
I'll sell my inventions
_________________________________
so that everyone can be superheroes.
Everyone can be super.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING) And when
everyone's super
_________________________________
no one will be.
_________________________________
(EVIL LAUGHTER)
_________________________________
(SOLDIERS SHOUTING)
_________________________________
Fire at will!
_________________________________
(ON TV) It's overwhelming the tanks.
_________________________________
MR. INCREDIBLE: I'm sorry.
MR. INCREDIBLE: I'm sorry.
_________________________________
This is my fault.
I've been a lousy father.
_________________________________
Blind to what I have.
So obsessed with being undervalued
_________________________________
-that I undervalued all of you.
-Dad?
_________________________________
Shh. Don't interrupt.
_________________________________
So caught up in the past that I...
_________________________________
You are my greatest adventure.
And I almost missed it.
_________________________________
I swear, I'm gonna get us
out of this safely if I...
_________________________________
Well, I think Dad has made
some excellent progress today
_________________________________
but I think it's time we wind down now.
_________________________________
We need to get back to the mainland.
_________________________________
I saw an aircraft hangar on my way in.
Straight ahead.
_________________________________
(LAUGHTER)
_________________________________
Where are all the guards?
_________________________________
Go, go!
_________________________________
GUARD: Hey, every time they run,
you take a shot.
_________________________________
(FIGHTING)
_________________________________
(WHISTLES)
_________________________________
ELASTIGIRL: This is the right hangar,
ELASTIGIRL: This is the right hangar,
but I don't see any jets.
_________________________________
-A jet's not fast enough.
-What's faster than a jet?
_________________________________
How about a rocket?
_________________________________
-Great! I can't fly a rocket.
-VIOLET: You don't have to.
_________________________________
Use the coordinates
from the last launch.
_________________________________
Wait. I bet Syndrome's changed
the password by now.
_________________________________
-How do I get into the computer?
-MIRAGE: Say please.
_________________________________
-Honey?
-HONEY: What?
_________________________________
-Where is my supersuit?
-HONEY: What?
_________________________________
Where is my supersuit?
_________________________________
-HONEY: I put it away.
-Where?
_________________________________
-HONEY: Why do you need to know?
-I need it!
_________________________________
HONEY: Don't you think about
HONEY: Don't you think about
running off doing no derrin'-do.
_________________________________
We've been planning
this dinner for two months!
_________________________________
-The public is in danger!
-HONEY: My evening's in danger!
_________________________________
Tell me where my suit is, woman!
We are talking about the greater good.
_________________________________
HONEY: "Greater good"?
HONEY: "Greater good"?
I am your wife!
_________________________________
I'm the greatest good
you are ever gonna get!
_________________________________
Run!
_________________________________
My baby!
_________________________________
-MAN: The supers have returned!
-Is that Fironic?
_________________________________
-MAN: Fironic?
- No, Fironic has a different outfit.
_________________________________
No, no, I'm a new superhero!
I'm Syndrome!
_________________________________
All right, stand back.
_________________________________
Someone needs to teach
this hunk of metal a few manners.
_________________________________
Ha, ha!
_________________________________
(SYNDROME SCREAMING)
_________________________________
-Are we there yet?
-We get there when we get there.
_________________________________
MR. INCREDIBLE:
How you doing, honey?
MR. INCREDIBLE:
How you doing, honey?
_________________________________
ELASTIGIRL: Do I have to answer?
ELASTIGIRL: Do I have to answer?
_________________________________
Kids, strap yourselves down
like I told you.
_________________________________
MR. INCREDIBLE: Here we go, honey.
MR. INCREDIBLE: Here we go, honey.
_________________________________
Ready, Violet?
_________________________________
Ready? Now!
_________________________________
This is gonna be rough.
_________________________________
Robot's in the financial district.
Which exit?
_________________________________
-Traction Avenue.
-That'll take me downtown.
_________________________________
-I take Seventh, don't I?
-Don't take Seventh!
_________________________________
-Great, we missed it.
-Ask how to get there, I told you.
_________________________________
-Traction.
-That'll take me downtown.
_________________________________
Get in the right lane! Signal!
_________________________________
-Not Traction!
-You're gonna miss it!
_________________________________
Is everybody okay back there?
_________________________________
-Super-duper, Dad!
-(LAUGHING) Let's do that again.
_________________________________
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Wait here and stay hidden.
I'm going in.
_________________________________
While what?
I watch helplessly from the sidelines?
_________________________________
-I don't think so.
-I'm asking you to wait with the kids.
_________________________________
And I'm telling you not a chance.
You're my husband.
_________________________________
I'm with you for better or worse.
_________________________________
I have to do this alone.
_________________________________
-What is this to you? Playtime?
-No.
_________________________________
-So you can be Mr. Incredible again?
-No!
_________________________________
-Then what?
-I'm not...
_________________________________
-Not what?
-I'm not strong enough.
_________________________________
-This will make you stronger?
-Yes. No!
_________________________________
That's what this is?
Some sort of workout?
_________________________________
I can't lose you again!
_________________________________
I can't. Not again.
_________________________________
I'm not strong enough.
_________________________________
If we work together,
you won't have to be.
_________________________________
I don't know what'll happen.
_________________________________
We're superheroes. What can happen?
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Vi! Dash! No!
_________________________________
Violet?
_________________________________
-Dad!
-Go, go!
_________________________________
-I'm okay, Mom. Really.
-Stay here, okay?
_________________________________
Frozone!
_________________________________
MR. INCREDIBLE: Yeah!
MR. INCREDIBLE: Yeah!
_________________________________
Bob!
_________________________________
Hey!
_________________________________
Syndrome's remote!
_________________________________
The remote controls the robot!
_________________________________
Throw it, throw it!
_________________________________
Go long!
_________________________________
Got it!
_________________________________
Honey, take out its guns!
_________________________________
FROZONE: Gotcha!
FROZONE: Gotcha!
_________________________________
(VIOLET SCREAMS)
_________________________________
Mom, I've got it! I've got the remote!
_________________________________
A remote? A remote that controls what?
_________________________________
The robot?
_________________________________
It's coming back!
_________________________________
(MR. INCREDIBLE YELLS)
_________________________________
-That wasn't right.
-Give me that!
_________________________________
We can't stop it. The only thing
hard enough to penetrate it is
_________________________________
itself.
_________________________________
It's getting closer!
_________________________________
-It doesn't work!
-ELASTIGIRL: Kids!
_________________________________
FROZONE: It's not doing anything.
FROZONE: It's not doing anything.
_________________________________
-Try to buy us some time.
-Try the one next to it.
_________________________________
Honey!
_________________________________
Wait a minute. Press that button again!
_________________________________
No, the other one! The first one!
_________________________________
First button! Got it!
_________________________________
-It's getting closer!
-Look out!
_________________________________
-Get out of here!
-We're not going anywhere.
_________________________________
-MR. INCREDIBLE: Press the button!
-Not yet!
_________________________________
-FROZONE: Helen!
-What are you waiting for?
_________________________________
A closer target! You got one shot!
_________________________________
Everybody duck!
_________________________________
Hey, Zone.
_________________________________
(CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
_________________________________
Huh? No!
_________________________________
Did you see that?
That's the way to do it.
_________________________________
-That's old school.
-Yeah. No school like the old school.
_________________________________
-Just like old times. Oh!
-Just like old times.
_________________________________
Yeah. Hurt then, too.
_________________________________
We've frozen all of Syndrome's assets.
_________________________________
If he even sneezes, we'll be there
with a hanky and a pair of handcuffs.
_________________________________
The people of this country
are indebted to you.
_________________________________
Does this mean we can
come out of hiding?
_________________________________
Let the politicians figure that one out.
_________________________________
I've been asked to assure you
we'll take care of everything else.
_________________________________
You did good, Bob.
_________________________________
(PHONE BEEPS)
_________________________________
Hi, this is Kari.
I have a question about Jack-Jack...
_________________________________
Come on. We're in a limo.
_________________________________
Hey, you're wearing your hair back?
_________________________________
-(STAMMERING) Yeah, I just... Yeah.
-It looks good.
_________________________________
-Thanks, Dad.
-That was cool when you threw that car!
_________________________________
Not as cool as you running on water.
_________________________________
That was sweet when you
snagged that bad guy with your arm
_________________________________
and whiplashed him into the other guy.
Sweet!
_________________________________
-I'm trying to listen to messages.
-KARI: It's me.
_________________________________
Jack-Jack is fine,
but weird things are happening.
_________________________________
Jack-Jack's still fine,
but I'm getting really weirded out!
_________________________________
When are you coming back?
_________________________________
...aced those guys that tried to kill us!
_________________________________
That was the best vacation ever!
I love our family.
_________________________________
KARI: I'm not fine, Mrs. Parr!
KARI: I'm not fine, Mrs. Parr!
_________________________________
Put that down! Stop it!
You need to call me.
_________________________________
I need help, Mrs...
_________________________________
Bob, listen to this.
_________________________________
KARI: I'm gonna call the police...
KARI: I'm gonna call the police...
_________________________________
Hi, this is Kari.
_________________________________
Sorry for freaking out,
but your baby has special needs.
_________________________________
Thanks for sending a replacement.
_________________________________
I didn't call a replacement.
_________________________________
Shh. The baby is sleeping.
_________________________________
You took away my future.
_________________________________
I'm simply returning the favor.
Don't worry, I'll be a good mentor.
_________________________________
Supportive, encouraging.
Everything you weren't.
_________________________________
And in time, who knows,
he might make a good sidekick.
_________________________________
He's getting away, Bob!
We have to do something now.
_________________________________
(JACK-JACK CRIES)
_________________________________
What's happening?
_________________________________
-Stop him! Throw something!
-I might hit Jack-Jack.
_________________________________
Throw me.
_________________________________
Bob, throw me!
_________________________________
(JACK-JACK COOING)
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
This isn't the end of it!
I will get your son, eventually.
_________________________________
I'll get your son!
_________________________________
Oh, no.
_________________________________
Look at Mommy, honey.
Don't look down. Mommy's got you.
_________________________________
Everything is all right.
_________________________________
That's my girl.
_________________________________
Does this mean
we have to move again?
_________________________________
(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________
RUSTY: Oh, man.
_________________________________
That was totally wicked!
_________________________________
(PA ANNOUNCEMENTS)
_________________________________
(JACK-JACK LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Do we have to have cheerleaders
at the track meet?
_________________________________
-What is that all about?
-I always thought it was more...
_________________________________
-Hey.
-Hey.
_________________________________
-You're, uh, Violet, right?
-That's me.
_________________________________
-See you, Vi.
-You look different.
_________________________________
I feel different. Is different okay?
_________________________________
Hey, different is... (CLEARS THROAT)
Different is great.
_________________________________
(STAMMERING) Would you...
_________________________________
-Yeah?
-Do you think maybe...
_________________________________
-(STAMMERING)... you and I...
-Yeah?
_________________________________
-Do you...
-Shh.
_________________________________
I like movies.
I'll buy the popcorn. Okay?
_________________________________
(STAMMERING) A movie.
There you go. Yeah.
_________________________________
-Wait, so Friday?
-Friday.
_________________________________
(CROWD CHEERING)
_________________________________
-Go, Dash, go.
-Run!
_________________________________
BOB: Come on, run! Pick up the pace.
BOB: Come on, run! Pick up the pace.
_________________________________
ALL: Run!
_________________________________
Pull back, pull back!
_________________________________
BOB: Pace it. Slow down just a little bit.
BOB: Pace it. Slow down just a little bit.
_________________________________
-Make it close!
-Second.
_________________________________
BOB AND HELEN: Close second, yeah!
BOB AND HELEN: Close second, yeah!
_________________________________
BOB: That's my boy!
BOB: That's my boy!
_________________________________
Dash, I'm so proud of you.
_________________________________
DASH: I didn't know what the heck
DASH: I didn't know what the heck
you wanted me to do.
_________________________________
(CRASHING, SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Behold the Underminer!
_________________________________
UNDERMINER:
UNDERMINER:
I am always beneath you,
_________________________________
but nothing is beneath me!
_________________________________
UNDERMINER: I hereby declare war
UNDERMINER: I hereby declare war
on peace and happiness!
_________________________________
Soon all will tremble before me!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(YAWNING)
_________________________________
(YAWNING)
_________________________________
(GROWLS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SQUEAKS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(PUPPIES BARKING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(BARKING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SNICKERS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
That one.
_________________________________
MAN: Here, boy.
_________________________________
You're heavy.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
And slobbery.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
_________________________________
There.
_________________________________
You're a good boy.
_________________________________
You're my good boy.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
_________________________________
(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
_________________________________
MAN: This is a story from long ago,
_________________________________
when the great mammoths
still roamed our lands.
_________________________________
It's the story
of my two brothers and me.
_________________________________
When the three of us were young,
_________________________________
we were taught
that the world is full of magic.
_________________________________
(MAN CONTINUES
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
_________________________________
The source of this magic
is the ever-changing lights
_________________________________
that dance across the sky.
_________________________________
The shaman woman of our village
_________________________________
told us that these lights
are the spirits of our ancestors,
_________________________________
and that they have the power
to make changes in our world.
_________________________________
Small things become big.
_________________________________
Winter turns to spring.
_________________________________
One thing always changes
into another.
_________________________________
But the greatest change I ever saw
_________________________________
was that of my brother,
_________________________________
a boy who desperately
wanted to be a man.
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
_________________________________
(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
_________________________________
MAN: This is a story from long ago,
_________________________________
when the great mammoths
still roamed our lands.
_________________________________
It's the story
of my two brothers and me.
_________________________________
When the three of us were young,
_________________________________
we were taught
that the world is full of magic.
_________________________________
(MAN CONTINUES
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
_________________________________
The source of this magic
is the ever-changing lights
_________________________________
that dance across the sky.
_________________________________
The shaman woman of our village
_________________________________
told us that these lights
are the spirits of our ancestors,
_________________________________
and that they have the power
to make changes in our world.
_________________________________
Small things become big.
_________________________________
Winter turns to spring.
_________________________________
One thing always changes
into another.
_________________________________
But the greatest change I ever saw
_________________________________
was that of my brother,
_________________________________
a boy who desperately
wanted to be a man.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-(BIRD SCREECHING)
-(GROANS)
_________________________________
(SCREECHING)
_________________________________
(OBJECT THRUSTING)
_________________________________
(SHUDDERS)
_________________________________
We're under attack! Light the signal!
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(PEOPLE SHOUTING IN DISTANCE)
_________________________________
MAN: Light the fire now!
Light the signal!
_________________________________
Now all of China knows you're here.
_________________________________
(FALCON SCREECHES)
_________________________________
Perfect.
_________________________________
Your Majesty, the Huns have
crossed our northern border.
_________________________________
Impossible.
No one can get through the Great Wall.
_________________________________
Shan-Yu is leading them.
_________________________________
We'll set up defenses
around your palace immediately.
_________________________________
No. Send your troops
to protect my people. Chi Fu.
_________________________________
Yes, Your Highness?
_________________________________
Deliver conscription notices
throughout all the provinces.
_________________________________
Call up reserves
and as many new recruits as possible.
_________________________________
Forgive me, Your Majesty,
but I believe my troops can stop him.
_________________________________
I won't take any chances, General.
_________________________________
A single grain of rice can tip the scale.
_________________________________
One man may be the difference
between victory and defeat.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
_________________________________
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
_________________________________
(INSECTS CHIRPING AND BUZZING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GRASS RUSTLES)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
No, no, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I'm lost! Where's the line?
_________________________________
_________________________________
(MURMURING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
It just went away. What do I do?
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Help!
-We'll be stuck here forever!
_________________________________
SOIL: Do not panic. Do not panic!
_________________________________
SOIL: Do not panic. Do not panic!
_________________________________
We are trained professionals.
Now, stay calm.
_________________________________
_________________________________
We are going around the leaf.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Around the leaf?
I don't think we can do that.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh, nonsense. This is nothing
compared to the twig of '93.
_________________________________
_________________________________
That's it. That's it. Good!
_________________________________
_________________________________
You're doing great!
There you go. There you go!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Watch my eyes. Don't look away.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-And here's the line again.
-Thank you. Thank you, Mr. Soil.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Good job, everybody!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh, my. There's quite a gap, Mr. Soil.
Shouldn't we tell the queen?
_________________________________
_________________________________
I don't think we need
to involve the queen in this.
_________________________________
_________________________________
She's got enough on her plate already,
training her daughter.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh, yes. Princess Atta, the poor dear.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh, wind's died down.
They'll be here soon.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Just be confident, dear. You'll be fine.
-Ah! There's a gap.
_________________________________
_________________________________
There's a gap in the line.
What are we gonna do?
_________________________________
_________________________________
It's okay, Your Highness.
Gaps happen.
_________________________________
_________________________________
We just lost a few inches, that's all.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh, right.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Your Highness, I can't count
when you hover like that.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh, of course. I'm sorry. Go ahead.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Guys, go shade someone else
for a while.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Okay, Atta. Now what do we do?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh! Don't tell me.
I know it. I know it. What is it?
_________________________________
_________________________________
-We relax.
-(CHUCKLES) Right.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh, it'll be fine.
It's the same, year after year.
_________________________________
_________________________________
They come, they eat, they leave.
That's our lot in life.
_________________________________
_________________________________
It's not a lot, but it's our life.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Isn't that right, Aphie?
Oh, you're such a cute little aphid.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(RUMBLING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Ditch Dot!
-Yeah, yeah!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hey, come back here!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(BUZZING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
-QUEEN: Dot!
-Yes, Mother.
_________________________________
_________________________________
What did I tell you about trying to fly?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Not until my wings grow in.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-QUEEN: Right.
-But, Mom...
_________________________________
_________________________________
Dot, you're a young queen ant,
and your wings are too little to be...
_________________________________
_________________________________
I was talking to Mother.
You're not the queen yet, Atta.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Now, Dot, be nice to your sister.
_________________________________
_________________________________
It's not my fault she's so stressed out.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SIGHS) I know, I know.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I'm always acting like the sky is falling.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-MALE ANT: Look out!
-Atta!
_________________________________
_________________________________
ANT 1: Princess Atta!
ANT 2: Princess Atta!
_________________________________
ATTA: Oh!
_________________________________
ATTA: Oh!
ANT 1: Hey!
_________________________________
_________________________________
ANT 1: Stop that!
ANT 2: What do you think you're doing?
_________________________________
_________________________________
ANT 1: You could have killed somebody
over here.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-(GASPS) I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
-Oh, it's Flik.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Please forgive me. I'm sorry!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(COUGHS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Princess Atta!
-Flik, what are you doing?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh... Oh, this! This is my new idea
for harvesting grain.
_________________________________
_________________________________
No more picking individual kernels.
You can just cut down the entire stalk!
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Flik, we don't have time for this.
-Exactly!
_________________________________
_________________________________
We never have time
to collect food for ourselves,
_________________________________
_________________________________
'cause we spend all summer harvesting
for the offering.
_________________________________
_________________________________
But my invention
will speed up production.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GROANS) Another invention?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Yeah, and I've got
something for you, too.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Flik!
-Since you're gonna be queen soon,
_________________________________
_________________________________
you could use this
to oversee production.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Dr. Flora, if I may.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-ATTA: This is all very nice, but...
-What?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Just an ordinary blade of grass
and a bead of dew, right?
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Flik, please.
-Wrong! It is, in fact, a telescope.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-It's very clever, Flik, but...
-Hello, princess!
_________________________________
_________________________________
My, aren't you looking
lovely this morning!
_________________________________
lovely this morning!
_________________________________
Not, of course, that you would need
a telescope to see that.
_________________________________
_________________________________
All right, listen!
The princess doesn't have time for this!
_________________________________
_________________________________
You want to help us fill this thing?
Then get rid of that machine,
_________________________________
_________________________________
get back in line
and pick grain like everybody else!
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Like everybody else!
-Please, Flik. Just go.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I'm sorry. I was...
I was really just trying...
_________________________________
_________________________________
Trying to help.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Harvester. Why, we've harvested
the same way ever since I was a pupa.
_________________________________
ATTA: Where were we?
_________________________________
ATTA: Where were we?
_________________________________
THORNY: The food pile,
THORNY: The food pile,
Your Highness.
_________________________________
ATTA: Oh, yes. Yes.
_________________________________
ATTA: Oh, yes. Yes.
_________________________________
DOT: Hey, Flik! Flik! Wait up!
DOT: Hey, Flik! Flik! Wait up!
_________________________________
-Oh. Hello, princess.
-You can call me Dot.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Here, you forgot this.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Thanks. You can keep it.
I can make another one.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-I like your inventions.
-Really? Well, you're the first.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I'm beginning to think
nothing I do works.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-This works.
-Great. One success.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
-I'm never gonna make a difference.
-Me, neither.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I'm a royal ant, and I can't even fly yet.
I'm too little.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Being little's not such a bad thing.
-Yes, it is.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-No, it's not.
-Is, too!
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Is not. Is not.
-Is, too. Is, too.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Is not. Is not. Is not...
-Is, too. Is, too.
_________________________________
_________________________________
A seed. I need... I need a seed.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Here, here.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Pretend... Pretend that that's a seed.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-It's a rock.
-I know it's a rock. I know.
_________________________________
_________________________________
But let's just pretend for
a minute that it's a seed, all right?
_________________________________
_________________________________
We'll just use our imaginations.
Now, do you see our tree?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Everything that made that giant tree
_________________________________
_________________________________
is already contained
inside this tiny little seed.
_________________________________
_________________________________
All it needs is some time, a little bit
of sunshine and rain, and voila!
_________________________________
_________________________________
This rock will be a tree?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Seed to tree. You've got to work
with me, here, all right? Okay.
_________________________________
_________________________________
You might not feel
like you can do much now,
_________________________________
_________________________________
but that's just because,
well, you're not a tree yet.
_________________________________
_________________________________
You just have to give yourself
some time. You're still a seed.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-But it's a rock.
-I know it's a rock!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Don't you think I know a rock
when I see a rock?
_________________________________
_________________________________
-I've spent a lot of time around rocks!
-You're weird, but I like you.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(CONCH SOUNDING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GASPS) They're here.
_________________________________
_________________________________
ALL: They're here!
_________________________________
DOT: Mom! Where are you?
_________________________________
DOT: Mom! Where are you?
_________________________________
MALE ANT: They're coming!
FEMALE ANT: Run!
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Dot! Dot!
-Mom!
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Mom!
-Thank heavens!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Food to the offering stone.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(WHISTLES) Okay, everyone,
single file.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Food to the offering stone
and into the anthill. Now let's go!
_________________________________
_________________________________
ANT: Go, go, go, go!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Come on.
Keep moving, keep moving! Good.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Okay. That's everyone.
_________________________________
FLIK: Hey! Hey, wait for me!
_________________________________
FLIK: Hey! Hey, wait for me!
_________________________________
Get the food to the offering stone,
then into the anthill.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(RATTLING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
No! No, no, no, no, no!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh, no.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Princess Atta! Princess Atta!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(DRONING BUZZ APPROACHING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Princess Atta!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(MUFFLED DRONING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
They come, they eat, they leave.
They come, they eat, they leave.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Excuse me, pardon me. Pardon me.
Coming through. Excuse me.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Sorry. Coming through. Princess Atta,
there's something I need to tell you.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Not now, Flik.
_________________________________
_________________________________
But, Your Highness,
it's about the offering!
_________________________________
_________________________________
GRASSHOPPER 1:
Hey, what's going on?
_________________________________
_________________________________
GRASSHOPPER 2:
Yeah, where's the food?
_________________________________
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
_________________________________
-What did you do?
-It was an accident?
_________________________________
_________________________________
(CACKLING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GRASSHOPPERS WHOOPING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Ooh.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Where's the food?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hopper.
_________________________________
HOPPER: So where is it?
_________________________________
HOPPER: So where is it?
_________________________________
Where's my food?
_________________________________
_________________________________
(ECHOING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Isn't it up there?
-What?
_________________________________
_________________________________
-The food was in a leaf sitting on...
-Excuse me.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Are you sure it's not up there?
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Are you saying I'm stupid?
-ATTA: No.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Do I look stupid to you?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Let's think about the logic, shall we?
Let's just think about it for a second.
_________________________________
_________________________________
If it was up there,
would I be coming down here,
_________________________________
_________________________________
to your level, looking for it?
_________________________________
_________________________________
-I...
-Why am I even talking to you?
_________________________________
_________________________________
You're not the queen.
You don't smell like the queen.
_________________________________
_________________________________
She's learning
to take over from me, Hopper.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh, I see. Under new management.
So it's your fault.
_________________________________
_________________________________
No, it wasn't me. It was...
_________________________________
HOPPER: Uh-uh-uh.
_________________________________
HOPPER: Uh-uh-uh.
_________________________________
First rule of leadership,
everything is your fault.
_________________________________
_________________________________
It's a bug-eat-bug world
out there, Princess,
_________________________________
_________________________________
one of those circle-of-life
kind of things.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Now, let me tell you
how things are supposed to work.
_________________________________
_________________________________
The sun grows the food.
The ants pick the food.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-The grasshoppers eat the food...
-And the birds eat the grasshoppers.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hey, like the one that nearly ate you,
you remember? You remember?
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Oh, you should've seen it.
-Molt.
_________________________________
_________________________________
This blue jay, he has him halfway
down his throat, okay?
_________________________________
_________________________________
And Hopper's kicking
and screaming, okay?
_________________________________
_________________________________
And I'm scared, okay?
I'm not going anywhere near, okay?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Come on. It's a great story.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(MOLT EXCLAIMING IN PAIN)
_________________________________
_________________________________
I swear, if I hadn't promised Mother
on her deathbed
_________________________________
_________________________________
that I wouldn't kill you, I would kill you.
_________________________________
_________________________________
And believe me,
no one appreciates that more than I do.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I don't want to hear another word
out of you while we're on this island.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Do you understand me?
_________________________________
_________________________________
(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
-I said, do you understand me?
-Well, how can I answer?
_________________________________
_________________________________
You said I couldn't say another word.
Remember Ma!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hey, I'm a compassionate insect.
_________________________________
_________________________________
There's still a few months
till the rains come,
_________________________________
_________________________________
so you can all just try again.
_________________________________
_________________________________
But, Hopper, since
it's almost the rainy season,
_________________________________
_________________________________
we need this time
to gather food for ourselves.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Listen, if you don't keep
your end of the bargain,
_________________________________
_________________________________
then I can't guarantee your safety.
_________________________________
_________________________________
And there are insects out there
that will take advantage of you.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Someone could get hurt.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SNARLING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(ROARS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
What's the matter?
You scared of grasshoppers?
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Dot!
-You don't like Thumper?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Leave her alone!
_________________________________
_________________________________
You want her? Go ahead. Take her.
_________________________________
_________________________________
No? Then get back in line.
_________________________________
_________________________________
It seems to me
that you ants are forgetting your place.
_________________________________
_________________________________
So let's double the order of food.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(ANTS GASPING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
No! But... But...
_________________________________
_________________________________
We'll be back at the end of the season,
_________________________________
_________________________________
when the last leaf falls.
_________________________________
_________________________________
You ants have a nice summer.
Let's ride!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(WHOOPING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(WINGS BUZZING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(NERVOUS CHUCKLE)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Flik, what do you have
to say for yourself?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Sorry. I... I'm sorry for the way I am.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I didn't mean for things to go so wrong.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I especially didn't want
to make you look bad, princess.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Well, Flik, you did.
-I was just trying to help.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Then help us. Don't help us.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Help? Help? Help?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Flik, you are sentenced
to one month digging in the tunnels.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Excuse me, Your Highness.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Need I remind you
of Flik's tunnel-within-a-tunnel project?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Helpers to help us.
That's it! That's... We could...
_________________________________
_________________________________
It took the whole Engineering
Department two days to dig him out.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Send him to Health and Ant Services.
-Heavens, no!
_________________________________
_________________________________
We could leave the island.
_________________________________
_________________________________
The riverbed's dry right now.
We'd just walk right across.
_________________________________
_________________________________
We could go get helpers. We could!
We could go find helpers to help us.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-It's perfect!
-Perfect? What's so perfect?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Your Highness, don't you see?
We could send someone to get help!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Leave the island?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Now, why didn't I think of that?
Oh! Because it's suicide!
_________________________________
_________________________________
-She's right. We never leave the island.
-Never leave!
_________________________________
_________________________________
There's snakes and birds
and bigger bugs out there!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Exactly! Bigger bugs!
_________________________________
_________________________________
We could find bigger bugs
to come here and fight
_________________________________
_________________________________
and forever rid us
of Hopper and his gang!
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Ludicrous!
-Who would do a crazy thing like that?
_________________________________
_________________________________
I'll volunteer.
I'd be very happy to volunteer.
_________________________________
_________________________________
You got a lot of spunk, kid, but
no one's gonna help a bunch of ants.
_________________________________
_________________________________
At least we could try. Oh, I could
travel to the city, search there!
_________________________________
_________________________________
If you went, you'd be
on that silly search for weeks.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Royal huddle.
Great idea, princess. It's perfect.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Exactly.
-Wait a minute.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-What did we just decide here?
-To let Flik leave.
_________________________________
_________________________________
While we keep harvesting
to meet Hopper's demands.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-You see, with Flik gone, he can't...
-He can't mess anything up!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Flik, after much deliberation, we have
decided to grant you your request.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Really?
-Really?
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Really.
-Thank you, princess.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Thank you so much for this chance.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-I won't let you down, I promise.
-That's fine. No, forget it.
_________________________________
_________________________________
But I should probably help repair
some of the damage before I go...
_________________________________
_________________________________
-No!
-ALL: No, no! Just go.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Just go.
-Just leave!
_________________________________
(BIRDS CHIRPING IN DISTANCE)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(INHALES DEEPLY)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(EXHALES)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hey.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Don't worry!
The colony is in good hands!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Bye, now.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(ANTS CHEERING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
All right.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hey, fellas. Beautiful morning, huh?
_________________________________
_________________________________
My dad says he gives you one hour
_________________________________
_________________________________
before you come back
to the island crying.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Does he, now?
-My dad doesn't think that.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-He doesn't?
-No, he's betting you're gonna die.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Yeah, he says if the heat
doesn't get you, the birds will.
_________________________________
DOT: Well, I think he's gonna make it.
_________________________________
DOT: Well, I think he's gonna make it.
_________________________________
-Nobody asked you, Royal Shortness.
-Yeah, Dot. What do you know?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hey, hey, hey.
Ease up, all right? Come on.
_________________________________
_________________________________
She's entitled to her opinion, too.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(FLIK GASPS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(BIRDS CAWING IN DISTANCE)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SAND CRACKLING)
_________________________________
FLIK: Ohh...
_________________________________
FLIK: Ohh...
_________________________________
So go, already.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Hey!
-The city's that way.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I know.
_________________________________
_________________________________
You're supposed to look for bugs,
not dandelions.
_________________________________
_________________________________
You leave him alone.
He knows what he's doing.
_________________________________
FLIK: That's right.
_________________________________
FLIK: That's right.
_________________________________
Here I go. For the colony,
and for oppressed ants everywhere!
_________________________________
DOT: Wow!
_________________________________
DOT: Wow!
_________________________________
FLIK: Hey!
FLIK: Hey!
_________________________________
Bye, Flik!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Wow.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(WIND GUSTING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
DOT: Good luck, Flik!
_________________________________
DOT: Good luck, Flik!
_________________________________
Bye!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Flik!
_________________________________
FLIK: (MUFFLED) I'm okay!
_________________________________
FLIK: (MUFFLED) I'm okay!
_________________________________
-Your dad's right. He's gonna die.
-You just watch.
_________________________________
_________________________________
He's gonna get the bestest,
roughest bugs you've ever seen!
_________________________________
_________________________________
_________________________________
(ARCADE SOUNDS)
_________________________________
(RALPH SIGHS)
_________________________________
(ARCADE SOUNDS)
_________________________________
(RALPH SIGHS)
_________________________________
Hey, Tapper?
_________________________________
_________________________________
No, Ralph.
I haven't seen Vanellope.
_________________________________
I haven't seen Vanellope.
_________________________________
Not since the last time
you asked me 30 seconds ago.
_________________________________
you asked me 30 seconds ago.
_________________________________
Sorry.
I'm just worried about her.
_________________________________
I'm just worried about her.
_________________________________
She's glitching like crazy,
and acting super insecure.
_________________________________
Oh. And get this, she said...
_________________________________
being friends with me
wasn't enough for her.
_________________________________
and acting super insecure.
_________________________________
Oh. And get this, she said...
_________________________________
being friends with me
wasn't enough for her.
_________________________________
Not enough?
I'm a great friend!
_________________________________
I'm a great friend!
_________________________________
Right, Tapper? Right?
_________________________________
_________________________________
I'm sorry.
Who's acting insecure?
_________________________________
Who's acting insecure?
_________________________________
Ralph, come on.
_________________________________
The kid just lost her game.
Give her a break.
_________________________________
The kid just lost her game.
Give her a break.
_________________________________
(STOOL SCRAPES)
_________________________________
(STOOL SCRAPES)
_________________________________
There you are... Oh.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hey, Ralph.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hey, Felix. Since when do you
drink root beer?
_________________________________
drink root beer?
_________________________________
Since tonight.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Yeah, I hear you, buddy.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hey, listen. This one was
supposed to be for Vanellope.
_________________________________
I guess you can have it.
_________________________________
supposed to be for Vanellope.
_________________________________
I guess you can have it.
_________________________________
Doesn't look like
she's coming.
_________________________________
she's coming.
_________________________________
Thanks.
_________________________________
_________________________________
You know,
I can't help but think
_________________________________
this whole mess is somehow...
_________________________________
partially my fault.
_________________________________
I can't help but think
_________________________________
this whole mess is somehow...
_________________________________
partially my fault.
_________________________________
It figures.
Just when my life was perfect.
_________________________________
Just when my life was perfect.
_________________________________
Mine was, too.
_________________________________
_________________________________
But, hey,
now I'm a father of 15.
_________________________________
now I'm a father of 15.
_________________________________
Isn't that just a blessing?
_________________________________
(SLURPS, GULPING)
_________________________________
(COUGHING, EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
Eeeee-oh-boy!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SLURPS, GULPING)
_________________________________
(COUGHING, EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
Eeeee-oh-boy!
_________________________________
Wait. What'd you say, Felix?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Um, isn't that
just a blessing?
_________________________________
just a blessing?
_________________________________
No, that weird sound thing.
_________________________________
Oh. Eeeee-oh-boy?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh. Eeeee-oh-boy?
_________________________________
Yeah. (SOFTLY) Eee-oh...
_________________________________
_________________________________
Sorry, say it again?
_________________________________
-Eeeee-oh-boy.
-Eeeee-oh-boy!
_________________________________
-Eeeee-oh-boy!
-Eee-boy! Say it again?
_________________________________
-Eeeee-oh-boy!
-Eeeee-oh-boy.
_________________________________
-Eeeee-oh-boy...
-eboy! eboy! eboy!
_________________________________
-eboy? eboy?
-eboy.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Eeeee-oh-boy.
-Eeeee-oh-boy!
_________________________________
-Eeeee-oh-boy!
-Eee-boy! Say it again?
_________________________________
-Eeeee-oh-boy!
-Eeeee-oh-boy.
_________________________________
-Eeeee-oh-boy...
-eboy! eboy! eboy!
_________________________________
-eboy? eboy?
-eboy.
_________________________________
Yeah.
_________________________________
Um, what are you getting
at there, Ralph?
Um, what are you getting
at there, Ralph?
_________________________________
That kid out in the arcade
_________________________________
said there was
a steering wheel part...
_________________________________
said there was
a steering wheel part...
_________________________________
on the Internet, it's
something called eboy or...
_________________________________
on the Internet, it's
something called eboy or...
_________________________________
ebay!
That's it, it was ebay!
_________________________________
That's it, it was ebay!
_________________________________
Ralph, are you thinking about
_________________________________
going to the Internet
and finding that part?
_________________________________
going to the Internet
and finding that part?
_________________________________
Getting that part's
the only thing
_________________________________
that's gonna fix the game
the only thing
_________________________________
that's gonna fix the game
and that's the only thing
_________________________________
that's gonna make
Vanellope happy again.
_________________________________
_________________________________
that's gonna make
Vanellope happy again.
_________________________________
And if Sugar Rush is fixed,
_________________________________
all those lovable scamps
living in my house...
_________________________________
_________________________________
all those lovable scamps
living in my house...
_________________________________
and destroying my sanity
_________________________________
will have homes
of their own again!
_________________________________
_________________________________
will have homes
of their own again!
_________________________________
Ralph, this is an important
mission. A noble mission!
_________________________________
mission. A noble mission!
_________________________________
I will cover for you.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Thanks, pal.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Ralph, what about your tab?
You owe me for the root beer.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh, Felix is gonna
cover for me.
_________________________________
cover for me.
_________________________________
Drinks on the house,
everybody! Felix is paying.
_________________________________
-(ALL CHEERING)
-RYU: Shoryuken!
_________________________________
Eeeee-oh-boy.
everybody! Felix is paying.
_________________________________
-(ALL CHEERING)
-RYU: Shoryuken!
_________________________________
Eeeee-oh-boy.
_________________________________
(MACK HONKING)
_________________________________
Hey, Cruz.
_________________________________
You won't talk me out of this,
Mr. McQueen.
Mr. McQueen.
_________________________________
I'm going back. I resign as your trainer.
_________________________________
All right. I accept your resignation. Bye.
_________________________________
Oh... Okay.
_________________________________
But since you cleared your calendar,
why don't you come with us?
_________________________________
I'm looking for someone named Smokey.
_________________________________
Hoping he can help me.
Maybe he can help you too.
_________________________________
Nah.
_________________________________
Come on. I fixed it.
_________________________________
No. Thanks anyway. But I'm done.
_________________________________
Okay. But maybe this will
change your mind. Hit it.
_________________________________
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
First I'm going to loosen up
these ancient joints...
these ancient joints...
_________________________________
No, please don't.
_________________________________
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
_________________________________
I'm sorry that I yelled.
_________________________________
It wasn't your fault
that I almost got killed.
that I almost got killed.
_________________________________
But now you're leaving
and you won't get on the ramp.
and you won't get on the ramp.
_________________________________
-CRUZ: All right, I'll go.
-You won't get on the ramp.
_________________________________
All right, I'll go! Just stop!
_________________________________
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
-Boo!
-(GLITCHY SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
-Boo!
-(GLITCHY SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Ralph, what is wrong with you?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Start churning butter
_________________________________
and put on your church shoes,
little sister...
_________________________________
and put on your church shoes,
little sister...
_________________________________
'cause we're about to
blast off!
_________________________________
'cause we're about to
blast off!
_________________________________
What are you
even talking about?
_________________________________
even talking about?
_________________________________
Oh, we're going to
the Internet.
_________________________________
the Internet.
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS) What?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Yeah, to find the part
to fix your game.
to fix your game.
_________________________________
No way!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Yeah, I probably
should've just said,
_________________________________
"We're going to the Internet."
should've just said,
_________________________________
"We're going to the Internet."
We're going to the Internet!
_________________________________
_________________________________
VANELLOPE: Yeah, we are!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Out of my way!
_________________________________
Coming through! Oh, sorry. Ha-ha!
_________________________________
Welcome to this year's
Greek Scare Games kickoff.
_________________________________
-The Scare Games! Yeah!
-(MARCHING BAND PLAYING)
_________________________________
-(FEEDBACK)
-Okay, relax.
_________________________________
We have a special guest,
the founder of the games,
_________________________________
Dean Hardscrabble.
_________________________________
(CROWD CHEERING)
_________________________________
Good afternoon.
_________________________________
As a student, I created these games
_________________________________
as a friendly competition,
_________________________________
but be prepared.
_________________________________
To take home the trophy,
_________________________________
you must be the most fearsome
monsters on campus.
_________________________________
(RORS CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
So good luck,
and may the best monsters win.
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-(CROWD CHEERING)
-All right, everybody.
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We're closing down sign-ups,
so we'll see you all...
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MIKE: Wait!
MIKE: Wait!
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I'm signing up!
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(CROWD LAUGHING)
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What?
_________________________________
Uh... You have to be
in a fraternity to compete.
_________________________________
Behold the next winning fraternity
of the Scare Games,
_________________________________
the brothers, my brothers,
of Oozma Kappa!
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Hi.
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(HISSING)
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Mr. Wazowski, what are you doing?
_________________________________
You just said the winners are the most
fearsome monsters on campus.
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If I win, it means
you kicked out the best Scarer
_________________________________
in the whole school.
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That won't happen.
_________________________________
How about a little wager?
_________________________________
If I win, you let me back
in the Scaring program.
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(SCOFFS)
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And what would that prove?
_________________________________
That you were wrong.
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(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
Very well.
_________________________________
If you win, I will let your entire team
_________________________________
into the Scare program.
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But if you lose,
_________________________________
you will leave Monsters University.
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(CROWD MURMURING)
_________________________________
Deal.
_________________________________
Now all you need to do is find
enough members to compete.
_________________________________
We need six guys, right?
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BROCK: Sorry, chief.
BROCK: Sorry, chief.
_________________________________
We count bodies, not heads.
That dude counts as one.
_________________________________
(CROWD LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Anybody else want to join our team?
Anyone at all?
_________________________________
Excuse me. Sorry. I'm late.
_________________________________
-Can I squeeze by you?
-Randy!
_________________________________
Randy, thank goodness.
I need you on my team.
_________________________________
Oh. Sorry. I'm already on a team.
_________________________________
Boggs.
_________________________________
I'm finally in with the cool kids, Mike.
_________________________________
Don't blow this for me.
_________________________________
Do the thing.
_________________________________
-Oh! Where did he go?
-(ALL LAUGH)
_________________________________
Please, anybody.
_________________________________
I need one more monster.
Just one more!
_________________________________
Yeah, sorry. Doesn't look good.
_________________________________
We have to move on.
Your team doesn't qualify.
_________________________________
Yes, it does!
_________________________________
The star player has just arrived.
_________________________________
No way! Someone else!
Please! Anyone else.
_________________________________
We're shutting down sign-ups, okay?
Is he on your team or not?
_________________________________
FEMALE MONSTER:
Come on! Let's go!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Fine! Yes, he's on my team.
_________________________________
Good luck.
_________________________________
All right, Wazowski, what's the plan?
_________________________________
_________________________________
_________________________________
Step right up and win my truck.
_________________________________
All you have to do is conquer
the Ball of Death.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-What's the catch?
-No catch.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Just ride the motorcycle all
the way around just one time.
the way around just one time.
_________________________________
Three tries for $10.
_________________________________
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Marge, how much money do we have?
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Ten dollars.
-Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________
_________________________________
That counts as a try.
_________________________________
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(ENGINE REVVING)
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HOMER: Ow!
CARNIVAL BARKER: That's two.
_________________________________
HOMER: Ow!
CARNIVAL BARKER: That's two.
_________________________________
(ENGINE REVS)
_________________________________
HOMER: Ow!
_________________________________
CARNIVAL BARKER:
And that's three.
_________________________________
HOMER: Ow!
_________________________________
CARNIVAL BARKER:
And that's three.
_________________________________
Tell you what I'm going to do,
_________________________________
just 'cause I like
seeing you hurt yourself,
_________________________________
just 'cause I like
seeing you hurt yourself,
_________________________________
I'll give you one on the house.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-You're the best.
-LISA: Dad!
_________________________________
_________________________________
When you get to the top,
don't slow down, speed up!
_________________________________
_________________________________
-But that's when it's the scariest!
-Just do it!
_________________________________
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Ooh! Oh!
_________________________________
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Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________
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(CROWD CHEERING
AND WHISTLING)
_________________________________
BART: Yes!
_________________________________
BART: Yes!
_________________________________
LISA: Yay, Dad!
LISA: Yay, Dad!
_________________________________
I'll take that truck now.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh, man. My wives are gonna kill me.
_________________________________
HOMER: Next stop, Alaska!
_________________________________
HOMER: Next stop, Alaska!
_________________________________
_________________________________
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CRUZ: How do you know
CRUZ: How do you know
Smokey's going to be here?
_________________________________
McQUEEN: I don't.
McQUEEN: I don't.
_________________________________
CRUZ: Oh. Do you know
CRUZ: Oh. Do you know
if he's even alive?
_________________________________
McQUEEN: Nope.
McQUEEN: Nope.
_________________________________
CRUZ: Okay.
CRUZ: Okay.
_________________________________
So tell me this, how do you know
if it's Smokey? Is there such...
_________________________________
McQUEEN: Wait. Mack, pull over!
McQUEEN: Wait. Mack, pull over!
_________________________________
Back it up! Back it up.
_________________________________
McQUEEN: Good to see you, Doc.
McQUEEN: Good to see you, Doc.
_________________________________
Hey, isn't that your old crew chief?
_________________________________
Hey, Cruz? You want to
check out the home track
_________________________________
of the greatest racer ever?
_________________________________
Aren't we supposed to be
looking for Smokey?
looking for Smokey?
_________________________________
Oh, that's right, he's dead.
_________________________________
McQUEEN: We don't know that.
McQUEEN: We don't know that.
_________________________________
Are you sure you have time for this?
_________________________________
For this, I do.
_________________________________
Wow!
_________________________________
If this track could talk.
_________________________________
Cruz, what do you say? Let's take a lap.
_________________________________
-(ENGINE REVVING)
-Oh, yeah!
_________________________________
Oh, whoa!
_________________________________
(CRUZ AND McQUEEN LAUGH)
_________________________________
Yes! You nailed it!
_________________________________
Way easier without
the school bus of death
the school bus of death
_________________________________
trying to kill us! (LAUGHS)
_________________________________
Yeah, no kidding!
(CHUCKLES AND GASPS)
_________________________________
(YELLS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Was starting to think
I might never meet you.
I might never meet you.
_________________________________
Smokey?
_________________________________
(CRUZ GASPS)
_________________________________
He is alive.
_________________________________
I know why you're here. You're thirsty.
_________________________________
_________________________________
This is a fraternity house?
_________________________________
Hey there, teammateys!
Come on aboard!
_________________________________
As the president of Oozma Kappa,
_________________________________
it is my honor to welcome you
to your new home.
_________________________________
We call this room "Party Central."
_________________________________
Technically, we haven't
actually had a party here yet.
_________________________________
But when we do, we'll be ready!
_________________________________
Whoo!
_________________________________
The hot cocoa train
is coming through! Whoa!
_________________________________
-Next stop... You!
-(CUPS RATTLING)
_________________________________
I would like to start us off first by...
_________________________________
So, you guys are Scaring majors?
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) We were!
None of us lasted very long.
_________________________________
I guess we just weren't what
old Hardscrabble was looking for.
_________________________________
Don Carlton, mature student.
_________________________________
Thirty years in the textile industry
_________________________________
and then old dandy Don got downsized.
_________________________________
Figured I could throw myself a pity party,
_________________________________
or go back to school
and learn the computers.
_________________________________
Hello. I'm Terry with a "Y"...
_________________________________
And I'm Terri with an "I"!
I'm a dance major!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) And I'm not.
_________________________________
Five, six, seven, eight! (SCATTING)
_________________________________
Seven, eight, turn! And...
Why didn't you turn?
_________________________________
Because we never agreed to do this!
_________________________________
-You said this was going to be cool!
-No one said this was gonna be cool.
_________________________________
-Now I'm embarrassed.
-Now you're embarrassed?
_________________________________
Yes, because it's in front of people!
_________________________________
You should wake up embarrassed.
_________________________________
Hey, hey, hey!
_________________________________
I'm Art! New Age philosophy major.
_________________________________
Excited to live with you
and laugh with you,
_________________________________
and cry with you.
_________________________________
Thought you might like
to keep a dream journal.
_________________________________
-Guess that leaves me.
-Ah!
_________________________________
My name's Scott Squibbles.
_________________________________
My friends call me Squishy.
_________________________________
I'm undeclared, unattached,
_________________________________
and unwelcome pretty much
everywhere but here.
_________________________________
Now that we've all been introduced,
as captain of our team...
_________________________________
So, basically, you guys have
no Scaring experience?
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Not a lot!
But now we've got you!
_________________________________
You're about the scariest fella
I've ever seen.
_________________________________
Even with them pink polka dots.
_________________________________
Aw, thanks.
_________________________________
Actually, I think I bring
the whole package.
_________________________________
Your hands are as big as my face!
_________________________________
He's like a mountain with fur!
_________________________________
Oh, come on. I don't even work out.
_________________________________
Yeah, me neither.
I don't want to get too big. (SNIFFS)
_________________________________
We thought our dreams were over,
but Mike said if we win,
_________________________________
they're letting us in the Scaring program.
_________________________________
We're going to be real Scarers!
_________________________________
-The best!
-You betcha! (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Yeah! (CHUCKLES) Right.
_________________________________
_________________________________
_________________________________
_________________________________
(COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING FAINTLY)
_________________________________
SMOKEY: I'll tell you what,
SMOKEY: I'll tell you what,
_________________________________
these folks are gonna get a kick
out of meeting Hud's boy.
_________________________________
Who's Hud? Oh, Doc Hudson! Right.
_________________________________
(COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
-Hey!
-(MUSIC STOPS)
_________________________________
Act civilized. We got company.
_________________________________
Hey, Les.
How's that back axle treating you?
How's that back axle treating you?
_________________________________
-Hey, sugar, welcome to Thomasville.
-(MUSIC CONTINUES)
_________________________________
(McQUEEN CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
-Would you look at that?
-CRUZ: What?
_________________________________
McQUEEN: Three of the biggest
McQUEEN: Three of the biggest
racing legends ever!
_________________________________
Junior "Midnight" Moon.
River Scott. Louise...
_________________________________
Louise "Barnstormer" Nash?
She had 38 wins!
She had 38 wins!
_________________________________
Well, as I live and breathe.
If it ain't Lightning McQueen.
_________________________________
-Ms. Nash, it's a pleasure to meet you...
-You've had a tough year, haven't you?
_________________________________
Oh, uh...
_________________________________
Shouldn't you be running practice laps
in Florida by now?
_________________________________
-Yeah, sure, but...
-They're here to steal our secrets.
_________________________________
Looking for your lost mojo?
_________________________________
Wow. You don't mince words
around here, do you?
_________________________________
(SCOFFS) Truth is always quicker, kid.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hundred Acre Wood Part 1
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hundred Acre Wood Part 1
_________________________________
_________________________________
PIGLET: Hello, is anyone there?
_________________________________
(STAMMERS) What am I to do?
I'm all alone.
_________________________________
Pooh? Pooh? Where are you?
I'm all alone.
_________________________________
Pooh? Pooh? Where are you?
It's me, Piglet.
_________________________________
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GASPS) Oh, dear! I was just...
Never mind. I'm sorry!
Never mind. I'm sorry!
_________________________________
Don't be scared.
You're looking for Pooh, right?
You're looking for Pooh, right?
_________________________________
You know Pooh?
_________________________________
Oh, you see,
_________________________________
I have something for him.
_________________________________
I have to take it to Pooh right away!
_________________________________
Oh, you see,
_________________________________
I have something for him.
_________________________________
I have to take it to Pooh right away!
_________________________________
Oh, Pooh!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh, I believe
I smell a delicious something,
_________________________________
a something like honey!
I smell a delicious something,
_________________________________
a something like honey!
_________________________________
PIGLET: Pooh!
_________________________________
Hello, Piglet. How have you been?
_________________________________
Oh, I'm so glad to see you.
I though you'd gone away.
_________________________________
I brought what you asked for.
I though you'd gone away.
_________________________________
I brought what you asked for.
_________________________________
Thank you, Piglet.
Now I can finally have some honey.
Now I can finally have some honey.
_________________________________
Really? But how?
_________________________________
I shall hold on to the balloon,
_________________________________
and fly like a bee up
the Hunny Tree, see.
_________________________________
and fly like a bee up
the Hunny Tree, see.
_________________________________
But, if you take their honey,
won't the bees be angry?
won't the bees be angry?
_________________________________
Hmm...
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Christopher Robin lived in
another part of the forest
another part of the forest
_________________________________
where he could be near his friends,
and help them with their problems.
_________________________________
On this summer day,
On this summer day,
gloomy old Eeyore,
_________________________________
being stuffed with sawdust,
being stuffed with sawdust,
had lost his tail again.
_________________________________
-Eeyore, this won't hurt.
-Eeyore, this won't hurt.
-Never does.
_________________________________
Ooh. (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Ooh. (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
There now. Did I get your tail
back on properly, Eeyore?
_________________________________
_________________________________
No matter.
Most likely lose it again, anyway.
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________
Most likely lose it again, anyway.
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________
It is my considered opinion
_________________________________
_________________________________
that Eeyore's tail should
be placed a trifle to the right.
_________________________________
be placed a trifle to the right.
_________________________________
Now, if you were to ask me,
_________________________________
_________________________________
I think it's just a wee bit...
_________________________________
_________________________________
South.
_________________________________
_________________________________
No, no. North, dear.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Cheer up, Eeyore.
_________________________________
Don't be so gloomy. Try swishing it.
_________________________________
(LAUGHTER)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Don't be so gloomy. Try swishing it.
_________________________________
(LAUGHTER)
_________________________________
-It worked. It worked.
-Oh, goody! Hooray!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Thanks.
_________________________________
It's not much of a tail,
_________________________________
It's not much of a tail,
but I'm sort of attached to it.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Good morning, Christopher Robin.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh, good morning, Winnie the Pooh.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Good morning, Pooh bear.
-Good morning, Pooh bear.
_________________________________
_________________________________
If it is a good morning, which I doubt.
_________________________________
_________________________________
What are you looking for, Pooh bear?
_________________________________
_________________________________
I just said to myself, coming along,
thinking and wondering,
_________________________________
_________________________________
if you had such a thing as a...
_________________________________
_________________________________
Such a thing, Christopher,
as a balloon, about you.
as a balloon, about you.
_________________________________
What do you want a balloon for?
_________________________________
Psst.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Psst.
_________________________________
Honey.
_________________________________
_________________________________
But you don't get honey with a balloon.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-I do.
-How?
_________________________________
_________________________________
I shall fly like a bee
_________________________________
_________________________________
up to the honey tree. See?
_________________________________
_________________________________
But just a minute.
_________________________________
_________________________________
You can't fool the bees that way.
_________________________________
_________________________________
You'll see!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Now, would you be so kind
_________________________________
as to tow me to a muddy place
of which I know of.
_________________________________
as to tow me to a muddy place
of which I know of.
_________________________________
If you could only
chase away those bees,
_________________________________
I'm quite certain I could
get a small morsel of honey.
_________________________________
Would you help me get some honey?
chase away those bees,
_________________________________
I'm quite certain I could
get a small morsel of honey.
_________________________________
Would you help me get some honey?
_________________________________
Should I help Pooh get some honey?
_________________________________
Sure!
_________________________________
Sure!
_________________________________
Oh. Hello there, Owl.
_________________________________
Good day, Pooh. What are you doing?
_________________________________
Using a balloon to get
some honey? Splendid idea!
_________________________________
Allow to offer a few pointers.
_________________________________
Ahem!
_________________________________
Now, Pooh can get honey
_________________________________
by floating up this tree with his balloon.
_________________________________
The honey is inside the tree hollows,
not the beehives you see here.
_________________________________
There's quite a lot of honey
in these holes.
_________________________________
If Pooh gets too close,
_________________________________
the bees will come out
to protect their honey.
_________________________________
If they get to Pooh,
they'll pop his balloon.
_________________________________
Lock onto the bees and swat them away.
_________________________________
The more time Pooh
has at each hollow,
_________________________________
the more honey he can eat.
_________________________________
Using a balloon to get
some honey? Splendid idea!
_________________________________
Allow to offer a few pointers.
_________________________________
Ahem!
_________________________________
Now, Pooh can get honey
_________________________________
by floating up this tree with his balloon.
_________________________________
The honey is inside the tree hollows,
not the beehives you see here.
_________________________________
There's quite a lot of honey
in these holes.
_________________________________
If Pooh gets too close,
_________________________________
the bees will come out
to protect their honey.
_________________________________
If they get to Pooh,
they'll pop his balloon.
_________________________________
Lock onto the bees and swat them away.
_________________________________
The more time Pooh
has at each hollow,
_________________________________
the more honey he can eat.
_________________________________
There's more honey higher up, too.
_________________________________
If the jumping from branch
to branch proves difficult,
_________________________________
try the Rush command.
_________________________________
There's more honey higher up, too.
_________________________________
If the jumping from branch
to branch proves difficult,
_________________________________
try the Rush command.
_________________________________
Rush can help you
catch up to Pooh quickly.
_________________________________
But it isn't fully reliable. Good luck.
_________________________________
catch up to Pooh quickly.
_________________________________
But it isn't fully reliable. Good luck.
_________________________________
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NARRATOR: So Christopher Robin
NARRATOR: So Christopher Robin
towed Winnie the Pooh
_________________________________
to the very muddy place.
_________________________________
to the very muddy place.
_________________________________
Pooh rolled and rolled
until he was black all over.
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________
There, now. (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________
There, now. (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Isn't this a clever disguise?
_________________________________
_________________________________
What are you supposed to be?
_________________________________
_________________________________
I'm a little, black rain cloud, of course.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Silly old bear.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Now, would you aim me
at the bees, please?
_________________________________
(BUZZING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(BUZZING)
_________________________________
Careful, Pooh. Hold on tight.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Yes.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Four...
-Yes.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-...three...
-Yes.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-...two...
-Yes.
_________________________________
_________________________________
...one!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SINGING)
I'm just a little black rain cloud
_________________________________
I'm just a little black rain cloud
_________________________________
Hovering under the honey tree
_________________________________
_________________________________
I'm only a little black rain cloud
_________________________________
_________________________________
Pay no attention to little me
_________________________________
POOH AND CHRISTOPHER:
Everyone knows that a rain cloud
_________________________________
Never eats honey
No, not a nip
_________________________________
_________________________________
I'm just floating around
_________________________________
_________________________________
Over the ground
_________________________________
_________________________________
Wondering where I will drip
_________________________________
(BUZZING)
_________________________________
(BUZZING)
_________________________________
Christopher Robin,
_________________________________
(BUZZING)
_________________________________
(BUZZING)
_________________________________
Christopher Robin,
_________________________________
I think the bees
S-U-S-P-E-C-T something.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Perhaps they think
you're after their honey.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Well, it may be that.
You never can tell with bees.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh, I'm just a little black rain cloud
_________________________________
(BUZZING)
_________________________________
Hovering under the honey tree
(BUZZING)
_________________________________
Hovering under the honey tree
_________________________________
(GULP)
_________________________________
(BUZZING)
_________________________________
Ah!
_________________________________
(BUZZING)
_________________________________
(BUZZING)
_________________________________
(SPUTTERING BUZZ)
_________________________________
Christopher Robin!
_________________________________
(GULP)
_________________________________
(BUZZING)
_________________________________
Ah!
_________________________________
(BUZZING)
_________________________________
(BUZZING)
_________________________________
(SPUTTERING BUZZ)
_________________________________
Christopher Robin!
_________________________________
I think it would help with this deception,
_________________________________
_________________________________
if you would kinda open
your umbrella and say...
_________________________________
_________________________________
-"Tut, tut, it looks like rain."
-Tut, tut, it looks like rain.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Tut, tut, it looks like rain.
_________________________________
(ANGRY BUZZ)
_________________________________
(BUZZING)
_________________________________
Ooh!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING BUZZ)
_________________________________
(ANGRY BUZZ)
_________________________________
(BUZZING)
_________________________________
Ooh!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING BUZZ)
_________________________________
Christopher Robin, I have come
to a very important decision.
_________________________________
_________________________________
These are the wrong sorts of bees!
_________________________________
(EXPLODING)
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(EXPLODING)
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Excuse me, please, bees.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Christopher Robin!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh, bother!
_________________________________
_________________________________
I think I shall come down.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I'll catch you, Pooh. (GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(BUGLE CHARGE)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(BUGLE CHARGE)
_________________________________
Hurry, come on. The bees!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Help!
_________________________________
Christopher!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Christopher!
_________________________________
Christopher Robin,
you never can tell with bees.
_________________________________
(BUZZING)
__________________________________________________________________
(BUZZING)
_________________________________
That was yummy in my tummy,
but there's room for a bit more.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh, another summon gem?
_________________________________
Let's help this little one.
_________________________________
Bibbity bobbity boo!
_________________________________
It's Simba.
but there's room for a bit more.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh, another summon gem?
_________________________________
Let's help this little one.
_________________________________
Bibbity bobbity boo!
_________________________________
It's Simba.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(CAWING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Yaaaah!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Get out! Get out! Get out of here!
_________________________________
_________________________________
I love this! Bowling for buzzards.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hee hee hee! Gets 'em every time.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Uh-oh.
Hey, Timon, you better come look.
_________________________________
Hey, Timon, you better come look.
_________________________________
I think it's still alive.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Eeeuw.
_________________________________
_________________________________
All righty, what have we got here?
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SNIFFS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Jeez, it's a lion! Run, Pumbaa, move it!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hey, Timon, it's just a little lion.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Look at him. He's so cute and all alone.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Can we keep him?
-Pumbaa, are you nuts?
_________________________________
-Pumbaa, are you nuts?
_________________________________
You're talking about a lion.
Lions eat guys like us.
_________________________________
Lions eat guys like us.
_________________________________
-But he's so little.
-He's going to get bigger.
_________________________________
-He's going to get bigger.
_________________________________
Maybe he'll be on our side.
_________________________________
_________________________________
That's the stupidest thing
I ever heard. Maybe he'll...
_________________________________
Hey, I've got it.
I ever heard. Maybe he'll...
_________________________________
Hey, I've got it.
What if he's on our side?
_________________________________
_________________________________
You know, having a lion around
might not be such a bad idea.
_________________________________
might not be such a bad idea.
_________________________________
So we're keeping him?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Of course.
Who's the brains of this outfit?
_________________________________
Who's the brains of this outfit?
_________________________________
-Uh...
-My point exactly.
_________________________________
-My point exactly.
_________________________________
Jeez, I'm fried. Let's get out
of here and find some shade.
of here and find some shade.
_________________________________
-You okay, kid?
-I guess so.
_________________________________
-I guess so.
_________________________________
You nearly died.
_________________________________
-I saved you.
-(SNORTS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
-I saved you.
-(SNORTS)
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Well, Pumbaa helped. A little.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Thanks for your help.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hey, where you going?
_________________________________
Nowhere.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Nowhere.
_________________________________
Gee, he looks blue.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-I'd say brownish gold.
-No, no, no. I mean he's depressed.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Kid, what's eating you?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Nothing.
He's at the top of the food chain.
_________________________________
He's at the top of the food chain.
_________________________________
The food chain!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Ahem.
_________________________________
_________________________________
So, where you from?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Who cares? I can't go back.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Ah, you're an outcast.
That's great. So are we.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-What'd you do, kid?
-Something terrible.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-But I don't want to talk about it.
-We don't want to hear about it.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Come on, Timon. Anything we can do?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Not unless you can change the past.
_________________________________
_________________________________
You know, kid, in times like this,
my buddy Timon here says,
_________________________________
my buddy Timon here says,
_________________________________
"You got to put your
behind in your past."
_________________________________
behind in your past."
_________________________________
No, no, no.
_________________________________
-I mean...
-Amateur.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-I mean...
-Amateur.
_________________________________
Lie down before you hurt yourself.
_________________________________
_________________________________
It's,
"You got to put your past behind you."
_________________________________
"You got to put your past behind you."
_________________________________
Look, kid, bad things happen, and you
can't do anything about it, right?
_________________________________
can't do anything about it, right?
_________________________________
-Right.
-Wrong!
_________________________________
-Wrong!
_________________________________
When the world turns its back on you,
_________________________________
_________________________________
you turn your back on the world.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Well, that's not what I was taught.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Then maybe you need a new lesson.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Repeat after me. Ahem.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Hakuna matata.
-What?
-What?
_________________________________
Hakuna matata.
_________________________________
It means "no worries."
_________________________________
It means "no worries."
_________________________________
Hakuna matata.
_________________________________
What a wonderful phrase.
_________________________________
Hakuna matata.
_________________________________
Hakuna matata.
_________________________________
What a wonderful phrase.
_________________________________
Hakuna matata.
_________________________________
(SINGING) Ain't no passing craze
_________________________________
It means no worries
_________________________________
For the rest of your days
It means no worries
_________________________________
For the rest of your days
_________________________________
It's our problem-free philosophy
It's our problem-free philosophy
_________________________________
Hakuna matata
Hakuna matata
_________________________________
Hakuna matata?
_________________________________
-Yeah. It's our motto.
-What's a motto?
_________________________________
Nothin'. What's-a-motto with you?
_________________________________
You know, kid, these two words
will solve all your problems.
_________________________________
Hakuna matata?
_________________________________
-Yeah. It's our motto.
-What's a motto?
_________________________________
Nothin'. What's-a-motto with you?
_________________________________
You know, kid, these two words
will solve all your problems.
_________________________________
That's right.
Take Pumbaa, for example. Why...
_________________________________
Take Pumbaa, for example. Why...
_________________________________
(SINGING) When he was
a young warthog
a young warthog
_________________________________
When I was a young warthog
When I was a young warthog
_________________________________
-Very nice.
-Thanks.
_________________________________
He found his aroma
lacked a certain appeal
lacked a certain appeal
_________________________________
He could clear the savannah
after every meal
He could clear the savannah
after every meal
_________________________________
I'm a sensitive soul
_________________________________
I'm a sensitive soul
_________________________________
Though I seem thick-skinned
_________________________________
(BREAKS WIND)
_________________________________
And it hurt that my friends
never stood downwind
(BREAKS WIND)
_________________________________
And it hurt that my friends
never stood downwind
_________________________________
-And, oh, the shame
-And, oh, the shame
-He was ashamed
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Thought of changing my name
-Oh, what's in a name?
_________________________________
_________________________________
And I got downhearted
_________________________________
-How did you feel?
-How did you feel?
-Every time that I...
_________________________________
-Hey, not in front of the kids.
-Oh, sorry.
_________________________________
Hakuna matata
_________________________________
What a wonderful phrase
_________________________________
_________________________________
What a wonderful phrase
_________________________________
Hakuna matata
_________________________________
Ain't no passing craze
_________________________________
Ain't no passing craze
_________________________________
It means no worries
_________________________________
For the rest of your days
It means no worries
_________________________________
For the rest of your days
_________________________________
Yeah, sing it, kid.
_________________________________
Yeah, sing it, kid.
_________________________________
It's our problem-free
_________________________________
Philosophy
_________________________________
Philosophy
_________________________________
Hakuna matata
_________________________________
Welcome to our humble home.
_________________________________
-You live here?
-We live wherever we want.
_________________________________
Yep. Home is where your rump rests.
_________________________________
It's beautiful.
_________________________________
(BELCHES) I'm starved.
_________________________________
I'm so hungry I could eat a whole zebra.
_________________________________
Ah. We're fresh out of zebra.
_________________________________
-Any antelope?
-Nuh-uh.
_________________________________
-Hippo?
-Nope.
_________________________________
Listen, kid, if you live with us,
you have to eat like us.
_________________________________
Hey, this looks like a good spot
to rustle up some grub.
_________________________________
Eugh, what's that?
_________________________________
A grub. What's it look like?
_________________________________
Eugh! Gross.
_________________________________
Mmm. Tastes like chicken.
_________________________________
Slimy yet satisfying.
_________________________________
These are rare delicacies. Mmm.
_________________________________
Piquant, with a very pleasant crunch.
_________________________________
You'll learn to love them.
_________________________________
I'm telling you, kid, this is the great life,
_________________________________
no rules, no responsibilities.
_________________________________
Ooh, the little cream-filled kind.
_________________________________
And best of all, no worries.
_________________________________
Well, kid?
_________________________________
Oh, well. Hakuna matata.
_________________________________
Slimy, yet satisfying.
_________________________________
That's it.
Welcome to our humble home.
_________________________________
-You live here?
-We live wherever we want.
_________________________________
Yep. Home is where your rump rests.
_________________________________
It's beautiful.
_________________________________
(BELCHES) I'm starved.
_________________________________
I'm so hungry I could eat a whole zebra.
_________________________________
Ah. We're fresh out of zebra.
_________________________________
-Any antelope?
-Nuh-uh.
_________________________________
-Hippo?
-Nope.
_________________________________
Listen, kid, if you live with us,
you have to eat like us.
_________________________________
Hey, this looks like a good spot
to rustle up some grub.
_________________________________
Eugh, what's that?
_________________________________
A grub. What's it look like?
_________________________________
Eugh! Gross.
_________________________________
Mmm. Tastes like chicken.
_________________________________
Slimy yet satisfying.
_________________________________
These are rare delicacies. Mmm.
_________________________________
Piquant, with a very pleasant crunch.
_________________________________
You'll learn to love them.
_________________________________
I'm telling you, kid, this is the great life,
_________________________________
no rules, no responsibilities.
_________________________________
Ooh, the little cream-filled kind.
_________________________________
And best of all, no worries.
_________________________________
Well, kid?
_________________________________
Oh, well. Hakuna matata.
_________________________________
Slimy, yet satisfying.
_________________________________
That's it.
_________________________________
Hakuna matata
_________________________________
Hakuna matata
_________________________________
Hakuna matata
_________________________________
-Hakuna...
-It means no worries
_________________________________
For the rest of your days
_________________________________
It's our problem-free
_________________________________
Philosophy
_________________________________
Philosophy
_________________________________
Hakuna matata
_________________________________
Hakuna matata
_________________________________
Hakuna matata
_________________________________
Hakuna matata
_________________________________
Hakuna matata
_________________________________
Hakuna matata
_________________________________
Brrrrrr!
_________________________________
Hakuna matata
_________________________________
Hakuna matata
_________________________________
Yeah
_________________________________
Ta-ta!
_________________________________
Hah ha ha!
_________________________________
_________________________________
DONALD: "Felicitaciones,
uh, al Pato Donald..."
_________________________________
DONALD: "Felicitaciones,
uh, al Pato Donald..."
_________________________________
Oh! "Felicitations to Donald Duck
on his birthday,
_________________________________
"Friday the 13th,
_________________________________
"Friday the 13th,
from his friends in Latin America."
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!
What a pleasant surprise!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Whoops!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Ah, now, isn't that wonderful?
Which one should I open first?
_________________________________
_________________________________
My mama told me to take...
_________________________________
_________________________________
this one!
_________________________________
_________________________________
I wonder what's in it.
_________________________________
(QUACKS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(QUACKS)
_________________________________
Oh, boy! Home movies!
Just what I wanted.
Just what I wanted.
_________________________________
Well, well, well.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Well, doggone! A little penguin.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh! What a cute little fellow.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
Well, what is this? How do you open
this thing, anyway, huh?
_________________________________
(SCREAMS, MUMBLES)
_________________________________
this thing, anyway, huh?
_________________________________
(SCREAMS, MUMBLES)
_________________________________
On with the show!
_________________________________
(MUMBLES)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(MUMBLES)
_________________________________
The show must go on!
_________________________________
(MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
-NARRATOR: Aves Raras.
-Aves Raras?
_________________________________
NARRATOR: SÃ, señor.
That means strange birds.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
-NARRATOR: Aves Raras.
-Aves Raras?
_________________________________
NARRATOR: SÃ, señor.
That means strange birds.
_________________________________
Oh, sure, sure. I know, birds!
_________________________________
(TWEETS)
_________________________________
NARRATOR: Yes, amigo.
Your feathered cousins.
_________________________________
(TWEETS)
_________________________________
NARRATOR: Yes, amigo.
Your feathered cousins.
_________________________________
You know, Donald,
you have more relatives here
_________________________________
than coffee beans in Brazil.
_________________________________
you have more relatives here
_________________________________
than coffee beans in Brazil.
_________________________________
For instance, take the one
who lives way, way down...
_________________________________
Aha!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Aha!
_________________________________
But suppose we let my friend,
Professor Holloway, tell us about it.
_________________________________
_________________________________
From the beginning to...
_________________________________
HOLLOWAY: El fin, the end.
NARRATOR: ...yes, thank you.
_________________________________
HOLLOWAY: El fin, the end.
NARRATOR: ...yes, thank you.
_________________________________
Professor?
_________________________________
HOLLOWAY: This story takes us
way down to the south pole.
_________________________________
HOLLOWAY: This story takes us
way down to the south pole.
_________________________________
Rather than stand on your heads,
let's turn the theater over.
_________________________________
_________________________________
There, that's better.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Two things you will find most
of down here are ice...
_________________________________
and penguins.
_________________________________
of down here are ice...
_________________________________
and penguins.
_________________________________
It's amazing that anybody
would want to live here,
_________________________________
_________________________________
but most penguins
wouldn't live anywhere else.
_________________________________
wouldn't live anywhere else.
_________________________________
You couldn't find better weather
for fishing...
_________________________________
_________________________________
skiing, tobogganing, or swimming.
_________________________________
_________________________________
And there is nothing
the average penguin likes better
_________________________________
the average penguin likes better
_________________________________
than a day at the beach.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Uh, but come on, let's meet Pablo.
He lives down at the end of main street.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Let's go in and see what's cooking.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Pablo could never remember
having been warm enough.
_________________________________
_________________________________
And so his closest companion
was Smokey Joe, his little stove.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Between chills,
Pablo had one burning desire,
_________________________________
_________________________________
to spend the rest of his life
on some tropical shore.
_________________________________
_________________________________
So, we see him bravely set forth
for the isle of his dreams.
_________________________________
_________________________________
The other penguins turned out
to give him a big send-off.
_________________________________
_________________________________
But when he gets just so far away
from his stove...
_________________________________
from his stove...
_________________________________
see what happens?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Too bad.
Perhaps he'll give up this wild idea.
_________________________________
_________________________________
But no, he's off to another start.
_________________________________
_________________________________
This time he's bringing a friend.
_________________________________
Uh-oh! Uh-oh, uh-oh!
_________________________________
Uh-oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Uh-oh! Uh-oh, uh-oh!
_________________________________
Uh-oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
_________________________________
Anyway, it was a hot idea.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Well, maybe he'll be content
to stay at home this time.
_________________________________
_________________________________
But no! There he goes!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hot-footing it to the land of the sun.
_________________________________
_________________________________
By now, the farewell committee
has been reduced to two.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Discouraging, isn't it?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Suddenly, Pablo got one of those ideas
that change a person's whole life.
_________________________________
A boat!
_________________________________
_________________________________
A boat!
_________________________________
But where would he get a boat?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Just watch!
_________________________________
_________________________________
"Where there's a will, there's a way,"
they say.
_________________________________
they say.
_________________________________
And now, the official launching.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Day after day, the south wind
carried him north.
_________________________________
carried him north.
_________________________________
One day, a blanket of fog rolled in.
_________________________________
_________________________________
And it was so thick...
_________________________________
(FOGHORN BLARING)
_________________________________
(FOGHORN BLARING)
_________________________________
HOLLOWAY: Must be near Cape Horn.
_________________________________
HOLLOWAY: Must be near Cape Horn.
_________________________________
As the fog lifted...
_________________________________
_________________________________
he found himself headed straight
through the straits of Magellan,
_________________________________
_________________________________
and northward,
along Chile's rocky coast.
_________________________________
along Chile's rocky coast.
_________________________________
One day, a storm cloud came up.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Just a little bitty old storm cloud,
though.
_________________________________
though.
_________________________________
And just tried awful hard
to have its first storm.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Didn't amount to much, though.
_________________________________
_________________________________
One day on lookout,
Pablo had a bit of a shock.
_________________________________
_________________________________
A waterspout off the port bow!
_________________________________
_________________________________
But it proved
to be the Juan Fernandez islands
_________________________________
to be the Juan Fernandez islands
_________________________________
where Robinson Crusoe once lived.
_________________________________
(SCOFFS) And still does, apparently.
_________________________________
(SCOFFS) And still does, apparently.
_________________________________
(BELL CHIMING)
_________________________________
HOLLOWAY: Four bells and all's well.
_________________________________
(BELL CHIMING)
_________________________________
HOLLOWAY: Four bells and all's well.
_________________________________
According to Pablo's chart,
he should be nearing Vina Del Mar.
_________________________________
_________________________________
And strangely enough,
that's just where he is.
_________________________________
_________________________________
He sailed past Lima, capital of Peru.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hugging the coastline with a tenacity
of purpose seldom found in a penguin.
_________________________________
of purpose seldom found in a penguin.
_________________________________
One day, his telescope picked out a city
high up on top of a mountain.
_________________________________
_________________________________
The map said it was Quito.
_________________________________
_________________________________
And it was right smack on the equator.
_________________________________
It wasn't as easy to cross,
_________________________________
_________________________________
but with a little help from Neptune,
he made it.
_________________________________
_________________________________
So, making a left turn,
he followed the equator,
he followed the equator,
_________________________________
headed for the Galapagos islands.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Ah, that good old sun!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Pablo felt that he would
never get enough of it.
_________________________________
never get enough of it.
_________________________________
Oh, he hadn't counted on this.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Things looked pretty bad.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Help! Man the pumps,
she's sprung a leak!
she's sprung a leak!
_________________________________
Pipe all hands on deck!
Do things, get going!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Take to the lifeboats! Abandon ship!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Unruffle the mizzenmast
and man the poops, and...
_________________________________
_________________________________
don't just stand there, get going!
Swab the decks and... Heavens!
_________________________________
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
Look! What's that?
Just what he's been looking for.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Pablo has finally reached
the isle of his dreams.
_________________________________
_________________________________
And so, as the warm,
tropical sun sinks slowly in the west,
_________________________________
tropical sun sinks slowly in the west,
_________________________________
we leave little Pablo, a bird in paradise.
_________________________________
A picture of health
in his new coat of tan.
_________________________________
_________________________________
He should be the happiest penguin
in the world.
_________________________________
in the world.
_________________________________
Only... sometimes he gets to thinking...
_________________________________
NARRATOR: (LAUGHS) Never satisfied!
_________________________________
NARRATOR: (LAUGHS) Never satisfied!
_________________________________
Well, that's human nature for you,
even if you're a penguin.
_________________________________
_________________________________
You're absolutely right!
_________________________________
NARRATOR: And now, Donald,
let's hop over the Andes.
_________________________________
NARRATOR: And now, Donald,
let's hop over the Andes.
_________________________________
From these snow-capped peaks
to the depths of the amazon jungle,
_________________________________
_________________________________
one finds many more strange
and exotic birds.
_________________________________
and exotic birds.
_________________________________
Like the Anambepreto
of Colombia and Venezuela.
_________________________________
_________________________________
He carries his own bagpipes
hidden under his beard.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Then there's his cousin, the Arapapa.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Pride of Paraguay,
whose perfect appearance
_________________________________
_________________________________
permits his pompous pride
in his pompadour.
_________________________________
_________________________________
And La Tijereta, the scissors bird.
_________________________________
_________________________________
The Colombian cutter.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Then there's the Arapacu de Pico Curvo.
_________________________________
_________________________________
He's always sticking his nose
into things.
_________________________________
into things.
_________________________________
Did you ever see such a freak beak?
_________________________________
-(DONALD LAUGHS)
-NARRATOR: Huh?
_________________________________
_________________________________
-(DONALD LAUGHS)
-NARRATOR: Huh?
_________________________________
Speaking of beaks, what a time
two toucans have making love.
_________________________________
_________________________________
When they're beak to beak,
they can't get cheek to cheek.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Because when one toucan
turns his head,
turns his head,
_________________________________
only one toucan can.
_________________________________
(WATER SPLASHES)
_________________________________
-Uh-oh. Who's that?
-NARRATOR: Oh, a thousand pardons.
_________________________________
(WATER SPLASHES)
_________________________________
-Uh-oh. Who's that?
-NARRATOR: Oh, a thousand pardons.
_________________________________
Señor Donald,
I would like to have you meet
_________________________________
I would like to have you meet
_________________________________
one of the most eccentric birds
you have ever seen.
_________________________________
_________________________________
His name is the Aracuan.
You'll find him most everywhere.
_________________________________
Yeah, glad to know you.
Yeah, glad to know you.
Heh, pleased to meet ya!
_________________________________
NARRATOR:
Now he's called the Aracuan
_________________________________
NARRATOR:
Now he's called the Aracuan
_________________________________
because of the peculiar song he sings.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Which sounds something like this.
_________________________________
Ahhh!
_________________________________
(SINGS) Ba-da, bup, bup
Bup, bup, ba-dia
_________________________________
Ba-da, bup
Toot-toot-toot
_________________________________
Ba-da, bup, bup
Bup, bup, bup
_________________________________
Ba-da, bup, bup
Bup, bup, ba-dia
_________________________________
Ba-da, bup
Toot-toot-toot
_________________________________
Ba-da, bup, bup
Bup, bup, bup
_________________________________
NARRATOR: By the way, amigo,
_________________________________
did you know some birds
are skilled craftsmen?
Ahhh!
_________________________________
(SINGS) Ba-da, bup, bup
Bup, bup, ba-dia
_________________________________
Ba-da, bup
Toot-toot-toot
_________________________________
Ba-da, bup, bup
Bup, bup, bup
_________________________________
Ba-da, bup, bup
Bup, bup, ba-dia
_________________________________
Ba-da, bup
Toot-toot-toot
_________________________________
Ba-da, bup, bup
Bup, bup, bup
_________________________________
NARRATOR: By the way, amigo,
_________________________________
did you know some birds
are skilled craftsmen?
_________________________________
Uh-uh. Is that so?
Uh-uh. Is that so?
_________________________________
NARRATOR: Yes, quite a builder
is the little Marrequito.
_________________________________
NARRATOR: Yes, quite a builder
is the little Marrequito.
_________________________________
His nest may look haphazard in design,
ah, but every single stick and straw...
_________________________________
_________________________________
is scientifically placed to withstand
the stress and strain of...
_________________________________
(CRASH)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(CRASH)
_________________________________
Well, almost anything.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Literally dotted are the shores
of many tropical marshes,
_________________________________
_________________________________
with the brilliant plumage
of the flamingo.
of the flamingo.
_________________________________
Ha, ha, ha.
_________________________________
NARRATOR: (LAUGHS) And now,
Donald, how would you like to hear
_________________________________
a story about another bird so amazing
Ha, ha, ha.
_________________________________
NARRATOR: (LAUGHS) And now,
Donald, how would you like to hear
_________________________________
a story about another bird so amazing
you won't believe it?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh, sure! You bet!
_________________________________
NARRATOR: It's a tale told
by an old gaucho from Uruguay.
_________________________________
NARRATOR: It's a tale told
by an old gaucho from Uruguay.
_________________________________
Listen...
_________________________________
GAUCHO: It was early one morning
in springtime,
_________________________________
GAUCHO: It was early one morning
in springtime,
_________________________________
just as day was beginning to break.
_________________________________
_________________________________
As the sun came up over the...
Oh, but I am forgetting my story.
_________________________________
_________________________________
It was silent out there on the pampas.
Only one little bird was awake.
_________________________________
_________________________________
From his nest, came the little Hornero
to see if the...
_________________________________
to see if the...
_________________________________
Oh, say, do you know why
this bird's called the Hornero?
_________________________________
_________________________________
-No?
-Uh-uh. Why?
_________________________________
GAUCHO: You see,
his nest is just like the horno.
_________________________________
GAUCHO: You see,
his nest is just like the horno.
_________________________________
That's the oven
where we bake bread and our...
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) You know who that is?
_________________________________
where we bake bread and our...
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) You know who that is?
_________________________________
That's me when I was a little gauchito!
Many, many years ago, of course.
_________________________________
_________________________________
And why was I up so early? Because
I was going out hunting all alone.
_________________________________
I was going out hunting all alone.
_________________________________
First, I put on my bombachas
and tied on my chiripá.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Then I slipped into my new Botas.
_________________________________
_________________________________
And I put my Boleadoras
where I could reach them in a hurry.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Gauchito!
Not forgetting my hunting knife.
_________________________________
Not forgetting my hunting knife.
_________________________________
And now I was ready to go. Ah!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Now the best place
to hunt the wild ostrich
_________________________________
_________________________________
is out on the wide-open plains.
_________________________________
_________________________________
On the broad flat land of the...
_________________________________
_________________________________
Flat land? Say, what am I doing here?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh, now I remember!
_________________________________
_________________________________
This day I was hunting for condor birds
high up in the mountains.
_________________________________
_________________________________
While looking for the condors,
I climbed to the top of a rock.
_________________________________
_________________________________
No, come to think of it, it was a tree.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Let's see, maybe it was a rock after all.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Although, I could swear it was a tree.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh, what's the difference?
Let it go, let it go.
Let it go, let it go.
_________________________________
My sharp eyes soon discovered
the nest of a...
_________________________________
_________________________________
Psst, Gauchito!
The nest. El Nido, El Nido.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I could tell from the wings he was...
_________________________________
_________________________________
He was at least five meters
from tip to tip.
from tip to tip.
_________________________________
The biggest condor bird
in all of... caramba!
_________________________________
_________________________________
What's this? I couldn't believe my eyes!
_________________________________
No, it couldn't be! But there it was!
_________________________________
_________________________________
I was looking face-to-face
with a flying donkey!
_________________________________
_________________________________
The donkey bird didn't seem bashful.
_________________________________
_________________________________
He flew right up close to...
Quick, Gauchito, now! Get him, quick!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Ah, got him!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Now, now. Easy, easy. Tch, tch, tch.
_________________________________
Oh, oh, oh, ohh!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh, oh, oh, ohh!
_________________________________
This donkey should be worth a fortune.
I couldn't let him get away.
_________________________________
_________________________________
So, I made up my mind I'd catch him
if it took me the rest of...
_________________________________
if it took me the rest of...
_________________________________
Now I had him! Hold him, Gauchito!
Ride him, cowboy!
_________________________________
_________________________________
He acted just like he was loco.
But I was an expert, of course.
_________________________________
_________________________________
He thought he could throw
this Gauchito,
_________________________________
this Gauchito,
_________________________________
but he soon found out
who was the boss.
who was the boss.
_________________________________
Psst, Gauchito? Who is the boss?
_________________________________
_________________________________
I decided to train him for racing
far out where nobody could see,
_________________________________
_________________________________
'cause I planned to win thousands
of pesos for this little Burrito and me.
_________________________________
of pesos for this little Burrito and me.
_________________________________
I made brilliant plans for the future.
_________________________________
_________________________________
We'd live like a couple of kings,
and I'd be the world's richest Gaucho.
_________________________________
_________________________________
With my hands full
of big diamond rings.
_________________________________
(WHISTLES)
_________________________________
of big diamond rings.
_________________________________
(WHISTLES)
_________________________________
Ah, macanudo! Okay.
_________________________________
_________________________________
This Burrito was tame as a kitten.
He was learning new tricks every day.
_________________________________
_________________________________
You should see how he begged
for my mate.
_________________________________
_________________________________
He liked it much better than hay.
_________________________________
(CHIRPS)
_________________________________
Hee-haw, hee-haw!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(CHIRPS)
_________________________________
Hee-haw, hee-haw!
_________________________________
Then we soon fell asleep
by the campfire.
_________________________________
We both were as tired as could be.
_________________________________
by the campfire.
_________________________________
We both were as tired as could be.
_________________________________
And tomorrow was very important
for little Burrito and me.
_________________________________
_________________________________
For this was the day of fiesta.
_________________________________
_________________________________
The gauchos were happy and gay.
They danced the Zamba and Gato,
_________________________________
_________________________________
and gambled their pesos away.
_________________________________
_________________________________
While the crowd sang and danced
in the plaza,
_________________________________
in the plaza,
_________________________________
I just stood in the shade of a tree,
_________________________________
_________________________________
and watched them toss coins
at the Sapo,
at the Sapo,
_________________________________
but this game meant nothing to me.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Some others were rolling the Bochas
and betting on games of this kind.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I didn't join in these pastimes.
I had something bigger in mind.
_________________________________
_________________________________
A Caballo!
_________________________________
GAUCHO: The race was about to begin,
and the grand prize was 1,000 pesos.
_________________________________
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
_________________________________
GAUCHO: The race was about to begin,
and the grand prize was 1,000 pesos.
_________________________________
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
_________________________________
The gauchos were howling with laughter
when they saw us come out on the track.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I whispered,
"Remember the wings, Burrito."
"Remember the wings, Burrito."
_________________________________
Oh, oh, oh, ohh! Not yet, not yet!
_________________________________
_________________________________
The gauchos and horses
were all on their toes.
were all on their toes.
_________________________________
Listos! Larguen!
Listos! Larguen!
_________________________________
GAUCHO: We were off
with the speed of a bullet!
_________________________________
GAUCHO: We were off
with the speed of a bullet!
_________________________________
We flew down the track like the wind.
Every gaucho was, uh, uh...
_________________________________
_________________________________
In the meanwhile, Burrito and I were,
uh, jockeying for position.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Psst, Gauchito!
They went that way. That way!
They went that way. That way!
_________________________________
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
_________________________________
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
_________________________________
No wonder they laughed.
I didn't even look like a jockey.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hey, Gauchito! Come on,
look like a jockey.
look like a jockey.
_________________________________
Pepito, the pride of Mendoza
was setting a furious pace,
_________________________________
_________________________________
and Fuego, Gordito and Pingo,
you never have seen such a race.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Now it's Pepito and Fuego,
it's Fuego and Pepito,
_________________________________
_________________________________
and here comes Gordito on the rail!
Do your stuff, kid.
_________________________________
_________________________________
No? Well, don't wait too long or...
Look out!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Uh-huh, what did I tell you?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Come on, Gauchito!
The wings, the wings!
The wings, the wings!
_________________________________
Quickly, I untied the rope.
Come on, come on.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Quickly, I untied the rope.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Huh? The knife, the knife!
Cortalo, cortalo!
_________________________________
_________________________________
And now we go.
_________________________________
_________________________________
You should see little Burrito tearing
up the track so fast, you couldn't see us!
_________________________________
up the track so fast, you couldn't see us!
_________________________________
And now, down the home stretch
comes Fuego.
_________________________________
Now Pepito's ahead on the rail.
comes Fuego.
_________________________________
Now Pepito's ahead on the rail.
Here comes Pingo, Gordito and Gato,
_________________________________
_________________________________
and Dorado is right on his tail!
_________________________________
_________________________________
But where is Burrito?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Here comes Burrito!
_________________________________
_________________________________
We passed them
like they were standing still.
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: And now coming down
across the line of finish, it's...
_________________________________
Burrito, the winner!
ANNOUNCER: And now coming down
across the line of finish, it's...
_________________________________
Burrito, the winner!
_________________________________
GAUCHO: Well, amigos, it was all over,
but the shouting.
_________________________________
GAUCHO: Well, amigos, it was all over,
but the shouting.
_________________________________
-I thought. Oh-uh.
-(CROWD CHEERING)
-(CROWD CHEERING)
_________________________________
GAUCHO: Caramba! The jig was up.
_________________________________
(CHIRPS)
_________________________________
Hee-haw, hee-haw!
_________________________________
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
_________________________________
GAUCHO: What became
GAUCHO: Caramba! The jig was up.
_________________________________
(CHIRPS)
_________________________________
Hee-haw, hee-haw!
_________________________________
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
_________________________________
GAUCHO: What became
of the flying donkey, you ask?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Neither him nor me was ever
seen again as long as we lived.
seen again as long as we lived.
_________________________________
Adiós, amigo.
_________________________________
DONALD: Adiós, so long. Goodbye!
_________________________________
DONALD: Adiós, so long. Goodbye!
_________________________________
What's going on here?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Nants ingonyama
_________________________________
Bagithi baba
_________________________________
_________________________________
Bagithi baba
_________________________________
Sithi uhhmm ingonyama
_________________________________
Ingonyama
Ingonyama
_________________________________
TIMON: (IMITATING SINGER)
What's on the menu?
_________________________________
It could be ceviche
_________________________________
Stinky-oo, it's Pumbaa
_________________________________
CHORUS: Ingonyama
_________________________________
PUMBAA: I got to tell you, Timon.
_________________________________
That song always gets me right here.
_________________________________
Yeah, Pumbaa.
_________________________________
(BIRDS CRY)
_________________________________
Well, enough of that.
_________________________________
Uh, Timon, what are you doing?
_________________________________
I'm fast forwarding
to the part where we come in.
_________________________________
But you can't go out of order.
_________________________________
Au contraire, my porcine pal.
_________________________________
I've got the remote.
_________________________________
But everyone's going to get confused.
_________________________________
We got to go back to
the beginning of the story.
_________________________________
We're not in the beginning of the story.
_________________________________
Yes, we were... The whole time.
_________________________________
Yeah, but they don't know that.
_________________________________
Then why don't we tell them our story?
_________________________________
-Aah!
-Aah!
_________________________________
Hey, I've got an idea.
_________________________________
Why don't we tell them our story?
_________________________________
Oh, I like the sound of that.
_________________________________
A little backstage tour.
_________________________________
Take them behind the scenes for
a revealing and intimate look
_________________________________
at the story within the story.
_________________________________
Because what they don't know
is how we really were there,
_________________________________
even though they didn't know
we were there, you know?
_________________________________
Couldn't have said it better myself.
_________________________________
So, does this mean we're
going back to the beginning?
_________________________________
Oh, no, Pumbaa, no.
_________________________________
We're going way back
_________________________________
to before the beginning.
_________________________________
(DRUMS PLAYING)
_________________________________
(LION ROARS)
_________________________________
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
PUMBAA: Pride Rock.
_________________________________
TIMON: So majestic.
_________________________________
So powerful.
_________________________________
So bizarrely named.
_________________________________
Pumbaa, how can a rock be proud?
_________________________________
It's a rock.
_________________________________
Well, I think it's because a pride
_________________________________
is what they call a group of lions.
_________________________________
Oh, sure, the lions get Pride Rock.
_________________________________
And what about us meerkats?
_________________________________
Where I come from, we didn't
have nothing to be proud of.
_________________________________
Why... Ahem.
_________________________________
(SINGING)
When I was a young meerkat
_________________________________
When he was a young meerkat
_________________________________
Very nice.
_________________________________
Thanks.
_________________________________
But maybe it would be safer
_________________________________
if I just show them where I came from.
_________________________________
Oh, boy! Do we get to
see where you grew up?
_________________________________
Yeah, Pumbaa, but it ain't pretty.
_________________________________
Please remain seated while
the camera is in motion.
_________________________________
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
(BIRD SQUAWKS,
ELEPHANT TRUMPETS)
_________________________________
Here we are.
_________________________________
From Pride Rock to the pit of shame.
_________________________________
We're so low on the food
chain, we're underground.
_________________________________
But you don't have
to take my word for it.
_________________________________
I'll just let my fellow
meerkats do the talking.
_________________________________
(SINGING)
What was that, what was that?
_________________________________
What was that, what was that?
_________________________________
Where, what, where, where,
what was that?
_________________________________
Shh!
_________________________________
Quick, before the hyena come
_________________________________
Clear.
_________________________________
Digga tunnah, dig, digga tunnah
_________________________________
When you're done,
you dig a bigger tunnah
_________________________________
Digga tunnah, dig, digga tunnah
_________________________________
Quick, before the hyena come
_________________________________
Digga tunnah, dig, digga tunnah
_________________________________
You could dig and never get done
_________________________________
Digga tunnah, dig, digga tunnah
_________________________________
What was that?
_________________________________
Quick before the hyena come, dig
_________________________________
Digga tunnah is what we do
_________________________________
Life's a tunnah,
we're digging' through
_________________________________
Digga tunnah is what we sing
_________________________________
Digga tunnah is everything
_________________________________
Mud and clay is a meerkat's friend
_________________________________
Always more around every bend
_________________________________
And when you get to your tuna's end
_________________________________
Hallelujah, let's dig again, dig
_________________________________
Digga tunnah, dig, digga tunnah
_________________________________
When it's done,
you dig a bigger tunnah
_________________________________
Digga tunnah, dig, digga tunnah
_________________________________
What was that?
_________________________________
Quick, before the hyena come
_________________________________
Dig
_________________________________
Timon! Excuse me.
_________________________________
Have you seen my son?
Has he been through here?
_________________________________
Timon!
_________________________________
Dig, digga tunnah
_________________________________
-Uncle Max?
-Aah!
_________________________________
Uncle Max, relax.
Have you seen Timon?
_________________________________
No, I haven't, and what a day it's been.
_________________________________
No fractures, no lacerations,
_________________________________
no concussions, contusions,
or injures of any sort.
_________________________________
As a matter of fact,
_________________________________
there's no sign of Timon's
handiwork anywhere.
_________________________________
(RUMBLING)
_________________________________
That would be
_________________________________
Timon!
_________________________________
Heh heh heh.
_________________________________
Hey, everybody.
_________________________________
Ha ha. Nice work, Timon.
_________________________________
Way to go, tunnel klutz.
_________________________________
Who else could break a hole?
_________________________________
Four in one week... A new record.
_________________________________
Not again.
_________________________________
What? It's called a skylight.
_________________________________
Ho ho.
_________________________________
Wow. Isn't that creative?
_________________________________
A skylight. Oh.
_________________________________
Ha ha.
_________________________________
I'll just have a word with him.
_________________________________
I... I was just trying to shed a little light
_________________________________
on our pathetic existence.
_________________________________
Timon, this can't go on.
_________________________________
Just this month,
you've pulled down four walls
_________________________________
and collapsed two tunnel exits.
_________________________________
We have to look after each other.
_________________________________
Our survival depends on it.
_________________________________
What's the point? All we do is dig,
_________________________________
so we can hide, and hide so we can dig.
_________________________________
I want to be where we don't
have to dig tunnels
_________________________________
and live with our heads
stuck in the sand.
_________________________________
What's so bad about
dreaming of a better home?
_________________________________
I want to show you something.
_________________________________
Look, Timon.
_________________________________
Go on, look.
_________________________________
Look out to the horizon,
_________________________________
past the trees,
_________________________________
over the grasslands.
_________________________________
Everything the light touches,
_________________________________
belongs to someone else.
_________________________________
(RECORD NEEDLE SCRATCHES)
_________________________________
TIMON: Funny.
I thought you were going
_________________________________
a whole different direction with this.
_________________________________
What can I say? It's nature's design.
_________________________________
She's right.
We're food for other animals,
_________________________________
a moveable feast,
_________________________________
feared by no one and eaten by all.
_________________________________
But when they die,
they become the grass,
_________________________________
and we eat the grass, right?
_________________________________
Not exactly. We can't digest grass.
_________________________________
We're grass intolerant.
_________________________________
Okay, Max. Thank you.
_________________________________
You're been a big help.
_________________________________
Meerkat, it's what for dinner.
_________________________________
Thank you, Uncle Max.
_________________________________
Uhh.
_________________________________
I think Uncle Max dislodged one
too many rocks with his skull.
_________________________________
But he's right, Timon.
_________________________________
Oh, I just know there's a way
for you to fit in here.
_________________________________
(BOINK)
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
MAX: All right, who's on sentry duty?
_________________________________
(GASPS) That's it.
_________________________________
That's it, my son on sentry duty.
_________________________________
Timon the sentry.
_________________________________
Timon the sentry?
_________________________________
Why don't you save
the hyenas the trouble
_________________________________
and kill me now? Just kill me now.
_________________________________
He has a point.
_________________________________
All you have to do is watch for hyenas
_________________________________
and yell if you see one.
_________________________________
Look at Iron Joe.
_________________________________
Don't close your eyes! Don't look away!
_________________________________
Somebody's gotta guard us!
_________________________________
Somebody's gotta protect us!
_________________________________
(SOBS)
_________________________________
Well, now I'm convinced.
_________________________________
Listen, it's outside,
_________________________________
up in the breeze,
under the wide open sky.
_________________________________
Isn't that what you want?
_________________________________
Or maybe you would rather have him
_________________________________
go back on the digging crew.
_________________________________
MEERKATS: No!
_________________________________
(ALL CLEARS THROATS)
_________________________________
Good, then we all agree.
_________________________________
Timon, listen to Uncle Max.
_________________________________
He'll teach you
everything you need to know.
_________________________________
And, honey, try to make this one work.
_________________________________
Scurry, sniff, flinch!
_________________________________
Scurry, sniff, flinch!
_________________________________
Scurry, sniff, flinch!
_________________________________
Good. Now,
_________________________________
what do we do if we see a hyena?
_________________________________
Scream, "Mommy"?
_________________________________
That's right, mister,
_________________________________
because the world out there
is fraught with danger.
_________________________________
Fraught, I tell you!
_________________________________
Oh, boy. It's the fraught fest.
_________________________________
...rip us limb from limb.
_________________________________
TIMON: Bravo, Uncle Max.
_________________________________
Way to sell it to the cheap seats.
_________________________________
Applaud now, sonny boy,
but try clapping
_________________________________
when you don't have any hands.
_________________________________
(GULP)
_________________________________
Scurry, sniff, flinch.
_________________________________
Scurry, sniff, flinch.
_________________________________
(MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
Huh.
_________________________________
I like the sound of that.
_________________________________
Scurry, sniff, flinch.
_________________________________
Scurry, sniff, flinch.
_________________________________
Scurry, sniff, flinch.
_________________________________
Scurry, sniff, flinch.
_________________________________
(SINGING)
There's more to life than panic
_________________________________
And bein' some other guy's snack, yuck
_________________________________
I may be delicious organic
_________________________________
But this little entree's fighting back
_________________________________
I'm gonna put
digging tunnels behind me
_________________________________
And live at a new altitude
_________________________________
I'm gonna reach for
the stars to remind me
_________________________________
That meerkats are not merely food
_________________________________
For once I'll be
_________________________________
Lookin' out for me
_________________________________
(TEMPO INCREASES)
_________________________________
Yeah, I'll tell you what I want
_________________________________
This cat is movin' on
_________________________________
He's a bon vivant
who's missin' out on bon
_________________________________
I'd be a bigger cheese
far from the desert scene
_________________________________
A little cooling breeze,
a little patch of green
_________________________________
And I'll be snoozing in my hammock
_________________________________
By a rippling stream
_________________________________
Many miles from any tunnel
and the digging team
_________________________________
Looking after number one
will be my only creed
_________________________________
That's all I need
_________________________________
(SLURPS)
_________________________________
That's all I need
_________________________________
I've always been good at running away
_________________________________
Well, now I'm gonna run the show
_________________________________
I've always been seen
as the ultimate prey
_________________________________
But now my status ain't so quo
_________________________________
A dream sublime
_________________________________
It's hyena time... Oh!
_________________________________
Oh, look, it's dinner and a show.
_________________________________
And I thought beans
were the only musical food.
_________________________________
Hy-hy-hy...
_________________________________
Well, hi to you, too.
_________________________________
(THUD)
_________________________________
Ohh!
_________________________________
Ow. Okay.
_________________________________
This is no time for horseplay, Timon.
_________________________________
You're supposed to be up
there looking out for...
_________________________________
(SNICKERS)
_________________________________
Hyenas!
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Whoa, look at them scramble.
_________________________________
And that's just how I like them...
_________________________________
-Aah! Ohh!
-Uhh!
_________________________________
Scrambled...
_________________________________
(SLURPS) Aah!
_________________________________
And a little bit runny.
_________________________________
Hyenas!
_________________________________
(HYENAS LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
(POP)
_________________________________
Get in here.
_________________________________
What are you, a meshugginah?
_________________________________
(TEETH SNAPPING)
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Stumpy? Flinchy? Swifty?
_________________________________
Oh, what a relief.
_________________________________
Everybody's... (GASPS)
_________________________________
Where's Uncle Max?
_________________________________
Aah!
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
Max! Run for your life!
_________________________________
MEERKAT 1: Play dead!
_________________________________
MEERKAT 2: !Andale!
_________________________________
MEERKAT 3: Almost there!
_________________________________
Suede is the look for this fall.
_________________________________
Hey, what's going on?
_________________________________
Pumbaa, you're sitting on the remote.
_________________________________
Huh? Oh, sorry.
_________________________________
I thought it was a brownie.
_________________________________
MEERKAT: You've got it, Max!
_________________________________
ALL: Aww!
_________________________________
(HYENAS CHEWING)
_________________________________
MEERKAT: Max!
_________________________________
I flinched when I should've scurried.
_________________________________
Ha ha! Oh, man.
_________________________________
It just never gets old, does it?
_________________________________
Ooh, the classics never do, honey.
_________________________________
(ALL LAUGH)
_________________________________
(MEERKATS MURMURING)
_________________________________
TIMON: I, uh...
_________________________________
I guess I owe everyone an apology.
_________________________________
All right, so I made a teensy mistake.
_________________________________
Like we all haven't broken into song
_________________________________
on sentry duty before.
_________________________________
Ha ha ha. Come on.
_________________________________
Let me have a show of hands.
_________________________________
Okay.
_________________________________
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
Maybe it's a little too soon,
_________________________________
but I'm sure we're all gonna
laugh about this someday.
_________________________________
Trust me.
_________________________________
I did trust you.
_________________________________
But...
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
(SIGHS) Ohh.
_________________________________
Aw, sweetie...
_________________________________
I'm never going to fit in here.
_________________________________
Nobody even likes me.
_________________________________
Sure they do, honey. Sure they do.
_________________________________
Besides you, Ma.
_________________________________
Uh, besides me? Um, there's...
_________________________________
I have to find my place, but it isn't here.
_________________________________
Yes, it is. We just haven't found it yet.
_________________________________
But we will.
_________________________________
Oh, here's an idea. You can...
_________________________________
Stop with the hair already.
_________________________________
My place is out there, Ma.
_________________________________
Oh, I may not know exactly where
or how far, but I got to go.
_________________________________
No, wait, wait, wait.
I know. If we just...
_________________________________
Ma.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
Well, I hope you find what
you're looking for, honey.
_________________________________
(MUSIC SWELLS)
_________________________________
Ooh. Ooh, I love you. Mmm!
_________________________________
I love you, Ma.
_________________________________
Oh, Timmy.
_________________________________
My Timmy.
_________________________________
(CRUNCH)
_________________________________
Mmm. Mmm!
_________________________________
(STRAINING) Mom...
_________________________________
-Ooh...
-choking.
_________________________________
Not breathing.
_________________________________
Ooh!
_________________________________
Mmm, mmm, mmm!
_________________________________
And people wonder why I have issues.
_________________________________
Oh, I'll be okay.
_________________________________
Oh, I know you will. You will.
_________________________________
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
Be careful!
_________________________________
I will.
_________________________________
Don't talk to strangers!
_________________________________
I know, Ma!
_________________________________
Remember, wash behind your ears!
_________________________________
Ma, I'm not a kid anymore!
_________________________________
Never go swimming without a buddy!
_________________________________
Got it.
_________________________________
Send us a message!
_________________________________
Oy.
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
Goodbye, Ma.
_________________________________
(MAN AND CHORUS SINGING
IN NATIVE LANGUAGE)
_________________________________
TIMON: And so, with high spirits,
I boldly ventured off
_________________________________
where no meerkat
had dared to go before.
_________________________________
I put my past behind me... Ha!
_________________________________
And never looked back.
_________________________________
(SOBBING)
_________________________________
Mommy! Mommy!
_________________________________
Aah! Ha ha!
_________________________________
What am I doing?
_________________________________
Which way should I go?
_________________________________
That depends on what you seek.
_________________________________
How convenient.
_________________________________
Enter omniscient monkey, right on cue.
_________________________________
Well, you know what they say.
_________________________________
When the student is ready,
the teacher appears.
_________________________________
That's it. No more
fortune cookies for you.
_________________________________
Hey, where'd you come from?
_________________________________
Oh, the better question is,
where are you going?
_________________________________
Oh, someplace wonderful,
mister, where...
_________________________________
You didn't happen to catch
_________________________________
the song I sang a few
minutes ago, did you?
_________________________________
I didn't have the pleasure.
_________________________________
To recap, I want to live in
some beautiful place outside
_________________________________
a carefree place where
I don't have to hide or worry.
_________________________________
Whoo! Hoo hoo hoo!
_________________________________
A life without worry.
_________________________________
You seek hakuna matata.
_________________________________
Harpoon a tomato?
_________________________________
Hakuna matata,
_________________________________
it means "No worries."
_________________________________
Perfect. Mind taking that stick of yours
_________________________________
and drawing me a map, bub?
_________________________________
Ow! Hey!
_________________________________
To find it, you must look
beyond what you see.
_________________________________
What the heck is that
supposed to mean?
_________________________________
It means look beyond what you see.
_________________________________
(IMITATES) Beyond what I see.
_________________________________
Ha. Get a load of the monkey
_________________________________
getting all existential on me.
_________________________________
Beyond what I see.
_________________________________
(CROAKS)
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
Beyond what I see.
_________________________________
Beyond what I see.
_________________________________
(MUSIC SWELLS)
_________________________________
It's kind of hard to think
with all this music.
_________________________________
Beyond
_________________________________
what I see.
_________________________________
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
Oh, wait a second.
_________________________________
It's coming to me.
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It's either that slug I ate
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or I'm having an epiphany.
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I'm going to the big pointy rock!
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Right?
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Who was that strange monkey?
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Ah, well.
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Dream home, here I come.
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(SNAP)
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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Ah... Oh.
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Hello?
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Strange but wise monkey?
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(BIRD CAWS)
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(WINGS FLAP)
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(ROAR)
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TIMON: Oh!
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Oh!
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(ROAR)
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(SNORTS)
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-Aah!
-Aah!
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PUMBAA: You know, first
impressions are very important.
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TIMON: Oh, I thought
you were a scream.
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-Aah!
-Aah!
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Just eat me now,
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and please make it fast.
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I got a low threshold for pain.
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Easy, easy there, little guy.
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I'm not going to eat you.
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What? You're not?
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Then why were you stalking me?
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Well, gee, I saw you go by
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and I figured a little fellow like you
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shouldn't be out here all alone.
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Hey, what about you? You're all alone.
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You are all alone, aren't you?
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Yeah.
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Most animals give me
a pretty wide berth.
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They do? Even the hungry ones?
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Yeah. I drive almost everyone away.
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People see me coming,
and they run for cover.
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They can't get out
of the way fast enough.
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You don't say, you don't say.
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Must be the gleam
on those vicious tusks, huh?
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Strikes fear into their hearts.
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Actually, they say I wreck their appetite.
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Wow. It's like you have
this... This special power.
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Special power?
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Well, it's pretty powerful, all right.
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Perfect. You're hired.
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Great! For what?
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To get me to a little worry-free haven
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out by that big pointy rock.
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And you want me to come with you?
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Ha ha! Do you see
any other big lovable
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chunk of warthogs here
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who also happens to have
razor-sharp tusks
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and the ability to repel predators?
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I'm your pig.
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You and me, I can tell...
We see eye to eye.
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You mean, like friends?
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Whoa, easy there, big fella.
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I'd say more like
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acquaintances.
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Oh. Well, it's a start.
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Put 'er there, acquaintance.
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-I'm Timon.
-Pumbaa.
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No, really.
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All right, then. Let's hit the road.
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You got it
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acquaintance.
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So, clear up one thing for me.
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If you weren't going to eat me,
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what kind of a wacky, wild pig are you?
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I'm an insectivore.
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Oh ho! A bug eater.
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Well, me, too.
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I just never had a name for it.
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I'm kind of partial to
the crawly critters myself.
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How about you, big boy?
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I prefer the ones with wings.
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Pumbaa, this could be
the start of a beautiful
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acquaintanceship.
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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