Disney NeverEnding Chronology (Summer 2018 Part 2) - Subtitles (en)

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Where are those idiots?

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It's so hard to get

good help these days, my boys.

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Yes, that's right.

Oh, come on out, my lovelies.

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Cheer your old dad up.

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Poor Daddy, surrounded by filthy rats

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in this joyless, sunless void!

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But don't worry, little men.

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Daddy will get rid of them all! He will.

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-They'll all be dead-weady.

-(MURMURING)

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Did you find it?

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-Huh?

-Ah! Did you find it?

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Ah... Well, we got most of it, boss.

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Forget the ruby!

It's the master cable that I want.

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The one that grubby creature Rita took.

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-BOTH: Ooh.

-Without it, my plan is ruined!

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Okay, chief. Yeah.

Forget the ruby. Ruby's gone.

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See? See? Moving on.

We are now your cable guys.

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Focused. Cable-centric, boss.

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You need to be back in time

for the World Cup Final.

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Great! Are we watching

the game together?

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-TOAD: Just get the cable!

-(SPIKE SCREAMS)

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WHITEY: Keep your legs straight!

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(TWITTERING)

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(GIGGLING)

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Doris, get it off! Get it off!

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(DOOR CREAKING)

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Oh!

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I've got you now.

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Lewis!

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No, Lewis is my stupid roommate.

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My name's Mike Yagoobian.

People call me Goob,

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but today, everyone that beat me up

called me "puke face"

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and "butterfingers"

and "booger breath."

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Nice to see that they're branching out.

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I'm sorry. I didn't mean to...

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Well, I was just looking for Lewis.

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Try the roof.

He's always up there being dumb.

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Of course. Why didn't I think of that?

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Mr. Steak, you're my only friend.

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Game didn't go so well, huh?

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No, I fell asleep in the ninth inning,

and I missed the winning catch.

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Then I got beat up.

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Afterwards, Coach took me aside

and told me to let it go.

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I don't know. He's probably right.

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No!

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Everyone will tell you to let it go

and move on, but don't.

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Instead, let it fester

and boil inside of you.

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Take these feelings

and lock them away.

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Let them fuel your actions.

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Let hate be your ally,

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and you will be capable

of wonderfully horrid things.

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Heed my words, Goob. Don't let it go.

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What?

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(LAUGHING)

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Where is that boy?

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(TWITTERING)

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Good idea!

Separate and look for clues.

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(CRASHING)

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(CAT MEWING)

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Look, my dear! Look what I found!

It's a stick.

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Now, what did you find?

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(TWITTERING)

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Yes. Yes, I see.

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Time travel residue next to DNA

from Wilbur Robinson.

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That plus my stick must mean...

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(TWITTERING)

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(HONKING)

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To the future! Shotgun!

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(BOWLER HAT GUY LAUGHING)

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(DASH GASPS)

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BOB: No Sugar Bombs
on my watch.
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-(DASH GROANS)
-(JACK-JACK GIGGLES)
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Where's Mom?
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She's up and out.
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She's at her new job
doing hero work.
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But I thought superheroes
were still illegal.
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They are, for now.
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So Mom is getting paid
to break the law?
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She's not breaking...
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She's an advocate
for superheroes.
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It's a new job.
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So, Mom is going out
illegally...
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to explain why
she shouldn't be illegal.
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Hey... Hey!
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-The bus is here!
-(BUS HORN HONKING)
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Whoa! Grab your stuff quickly!
Go on, get on the...
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Put your homework
in your pack!
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Bye-bye!
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(EXHALES)
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(JACK-JACK GIGGLING)
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We're gonna get along
just fine...
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'cause you don't ask
any hard questions.
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(STOMACH GROWLING)
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(THUDS)
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-(GIGGLES)
-(SIGHS)

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(CLATTERS)
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Ay, ay, hold still. Look up.

A ver, a ver. Look up, up, up.
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(SNIFFING)
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Aqui arriba, eso... Eh, la rayita.

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Okay. Hey! Ta-da!

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Dead as a doorknob.

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So listen, Miguel,

this place runs on memories.

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When you're well remembered,
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people put up your photo

and you get to...
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cross the bridge and visit the living
on Día de Muertos. Unless you're me.

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You don't get to cross over?

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No one's ever put up my picture.

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But you can change that!

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MIGUEL: This is you?

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 Eh, muy guapo, eh?

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So, you get me
to my great-great-grandpa...

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then I put up your photo

when I get home?

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Such a smart boy! Yes!
Great idea, yes! One hiccup.
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De la Cruz is a tough guy to get to

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and I need to cross that bridge soon.
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Like, tonight.

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So, you got any other

family here, you know?

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Someone a bit more, eh, accessible?

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Mmm... Nope.

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Don't yank my chain, chamaco.

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You gotta have some other family.

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Only de la Cruz.

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If you can't help me,

I'll find him myself.
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(MIGUEL WHISTLES)

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Oh! Okay. Okay, kid. Fine! Fine!

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I'll get you to your great-great-grandpa.
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Now, really, Jenny. We can't

just take in a stray off the street.
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But look at the poor thing.
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-Winston, he's half starved.

-(GRUNTING)
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Ah. I know you're growing attached

to the little fellow,
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but do try to understand.
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Your parents left me responsible for you.
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They won't mind. Really.
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Don't worry, kitty. I'll take care of you.
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Georgette is not going to like this.

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Rise and shine, Georgette.

Your public awaits.

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(YAWNING)

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(GASPS)

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 (SINGING) Girl, we've got work to do
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Pass me the paint
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And glue
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Perfect isn't easy
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But it's me
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When one knows the world is watching
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One does what one must
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Some minor adjustments, darling
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Not for my vanity but for humanity
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Each little step a pose
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See how the breeding shows

Ooh!
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Sometimes it's too much for even me
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But when all the world says yes
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Then who am I to say no
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Don't ask a mutt to strut like a showgirl
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No, girl, ya need a pro

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(TWITTERING)

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Not a flea or a flaw
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Take a peek at that paw
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La-de-da-da
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Perfection becomes me

N' est-ce pas'?
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Unrivaled, unruffled
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I'm beauty unleashed, yeah
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Jaws drop, hearts stop
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So classic and classy

We're not talkin' Lassie
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Aaa
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Aaa Ooo
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Ooo

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(HOWLING)

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(GEORGETTE BARKING)

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Though many covet my bone and bowl
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They're barkin' up the wrong tree
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You pretty pups all over the city
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I have your hearts and you have my pity
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Pretty is nice but still it's just pretty
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Perfect, my dears
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Is me

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Ooo!

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JENNY: Wait till you taste this.

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It's a secret recipe I just invented.

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-(DISHES CLATTERING)

-(BELL RINGS)
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What on earth...
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My goodness! Jenny!
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Don't you think a tin of kitty chow

would have sufficed?
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Nonsense. He'll love this.
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Now, young lady.
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I really think we should've waited

until your parents...
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(CRACKING)
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Ugh!
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-(PHONE RINGING)

-Oh, bother!
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And for ze kitty, the house specialty.
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-(PHONE RINGING)

-Oeufs à la Jenny avec Cocoa Krispies.

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Mmm.
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-WINSTON: Jenny, it's your parents!

-Yeah! Wait till I tell 'em!
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Oh, yes, sir. I do assure you

everything is absolutely hunky...
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Georgette, I wouldn't go in there
if I were you.
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-Uh, everything's fine here.

-They're gonna be so excited.
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Here she is now.
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(GASPS)
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A cat!
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What is the meaning of this? (BARKING)
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Winston! (BARKING)
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(SEETHING)

I guess I'll have to handle this myself.
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-Hello.

-Hello.
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I, um, hope you won't think me rude,
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but do you happen to know
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out of whose bowl you're eating?
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-Yours?

-Ooh!
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Aren't you a clever kitty?
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And do you have any idea
whose home this is?
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I thought it was Jenny's.
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Well, it may be Jenny's house,
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but everything from the
doorknobs down is mine!
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Oh, Georgette. I see you've met Oliver.

Isn't he cute?
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I've got great news. Mom and Dad

just said I could keep him.
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I'm sure you two are gonna be

the best of friends.
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(CHUCKLING)
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Okay, Milo, don't take no for an answer.

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"Look, I have some questions for you,

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"and I'm not leaving this city

until they're answered!" Yeah, that's it.

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That's good, that's good.

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I have some questions for you.

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and you are not leaving this city

until they are answered.

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-Yeah, well, I... Okay.

-Shh, come with me.

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Oh, there is so much

to ask about your world.

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-You are a scholar, are you not?

-Eh, ah.

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Judging from your diminished

physique and large forehead,

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you are suited for nothing else.

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What is your country of origin?

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-When did the flood waters recede?

-Well...

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-How did you...

-Wait a minute.

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I got a few questions for you, too.

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So let's do this, okay?

You ask one, then I'll ask one,

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then you, then me, then...

Well, you get it.

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Very well. What is your first question?

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Well, okay, how did you get here?

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Well, I mean, not you, personally,

but your culture.

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I mean, how did all of this

end up down here?

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It is said that

the gods became jealous of Atlantis.

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They sent a great cataclysm

and banished us here.

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All I can remember is the sky going dark

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and people shouting and running.

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Then, a bright light, like a star

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floating above the city.

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My father said it called my mother to it.

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I never saw her again.

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I'm sorry. If it's any consolation,

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I know how you feel, because I lost my...

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Wait a minute. Wait a minute!

Whoa, back up!

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What are you telling me?

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That you remember

because you were there?

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No, that's... That's impossible...

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Because, I mean,

that would make you...

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You know, 8,500-8,800 years old.

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Yes.

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Oh, well. Hey, uh, pfft. Looking good.

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Just...

(CLEARS THROAT)

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-You got another question for me?

-Yes.

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How is it you found

your way to this place?

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Well, I'll tell you, it wasn't easy.

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If it weren't for this book,

we never would have made it.

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Okay, second question. Legend has it

that your people possessed

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a power source of some kind

that enabled them...

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-You mean you can understand this?

-Yes, I'm a linguist.

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That's what I do, that's my job.

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-Now, getting back to my question...

-This, right here,

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you can read this?

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Yes, yes.

I can read Atlantean, just like you.

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You can't, can you?

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No one can.

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Such knowledge has been lost to us

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since the time of the mehbehlmoak.

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Oh, the Great Flood.

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-Show me.

-Okay...

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(READING IN ATLANTEAN)

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"Follow the narrow passage

for another league.

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"There, you will find the fifth marker."

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Yeah. Yeah, that's it.

How was my accent?

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Boorish, provincial...

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-And you speak it through your nose.

-Yeah, gotta work on that.

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Here, let me show you something.

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What? It looks like some sort of vehicle.

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Yes. But no matter what I try,

it will not respond.

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-Perhaps if...

-Way ahead of you.

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Okay, let's see what we got here.

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Okay. "Place crystal into slot."

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Yes, yes, I have done that!

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"Gently place your hand

on the inscription pad."

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-Yes!

-Okay, did you turn the crystal

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-one-quarter turn back?

-Yes. Yes!

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While your hand was

on the inscription pad?

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Ye... No.

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(CHUCKLING) Ah, well. See, there's

your problem right there.

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That's an easy thing to miss.

You know, you deserve credit

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for even getting this far.

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Okay, give it a try.

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(GASPS)

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Oh!

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(SPEAKING ATLANTEAN)

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Yeah, you got that right.

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This is great! With this thing,

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I could see the whole city

in no time at all.

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Wonder how fast it goes.

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(SPUTTERING)

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So, who's hungry?
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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MARLIN: Are you absolutely

sure that's what I said?

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"Go wait over there and forget.

That's what you do best."

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-Yeah, Dad.

-I said that?

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You said that, Dory swam to the surface,

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and she got taken by some...

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All right, I don't want to hear

the whole story again.

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I was just asking about the one part

because, look, if I said that...

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I'm not positive I did.

It's actually a compliment because...

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I asked her to wait and I said,

"It's what you do best."

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So I... Oh, it's my fault!

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It's all my fault she got kidnapped

and taken into whatever this place is.

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What if it's a restaurant?

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Oy! You two! Shut it!

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Yeah, we're trying to sleep!

You interrupted my favourite dream!

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Is that the one about you

laying on this rock?

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-Yeah.

-Oh, that is a good one.

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-Oh, yeah, isn't it? Yeah.

-It's one of my favourites.

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NEMO: Uh, excuse us. Hello!

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-Son! Son.

-We're trying to...

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Those are sea lions.

They are natural predators.

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They could pounce at any moment.

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(YAWNING)

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Uh, they don't look very pouncy.

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That's what they want you to think.

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Just get behind me

and let me do the talking.

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Excuse me, we're worried

about our friend. Is that a restaurant?

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(LAUGHING)

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Mate, it's not a restaurant.

Your friend is okay.

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-She is?

-It's a fish hospital.

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Sigourney Weaver says she'll be

rescued, rehabilitated, and released.

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She'll be in and out in a jiff.

We should know.

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-Nasal parasite.

-Anaemia.

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All fixed up and sent on our way.

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Oh, thank goodness.

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Sure, that's all right.

Don't you worry ab...

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-BOTH: Gerald, get off the rock!

-Shove off, Gerald! Come on. Off! Off!

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-Get off! Now you know better! Off!

-Off! Off! Off! Off!

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Don't you worry about a thing.

That place is the Marine Life Institute.

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The Jewel of Morro Bay, California.

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(GASPS) She was right.

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It looks like Dory

can do something besides forget.

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Thank you, Nemo. Thank you for that.

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So how are we gonna get inside?

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Wait. You want to get inside MLI?

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Desperately. Our friend is in there.

Lost, alone.

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She's scared.

She'll have no idea what to do.

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Oh, we know a way.

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You do?

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BOTH: Ooo-roo.

Ooo-roo-roo. Ooo-roo.

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-What are they doing?

-I don't know. It sounds bad.

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By the way, we were never

properly introduced.

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My name's Milo.

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My name is Kidagakash.

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Kidamaschnaga.

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Hey, you got a nickname?

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(GIGGLES) Kida.

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Okay, Kida. I can remember that.

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Wow.

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(SIGHS)

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What is wrong?

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Oh, it's nothing. I just...

Got something in my eye.

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You know, my grandpa

used to tell me stories

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about this place

as far back as I can remember.

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I just wish he could be

standing here with me.

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(SPEAKING ATLANTEAN)

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(GASPS)

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(GRUNTS)

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Tell me more about your companions.

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Your physician, he is called Cookie?

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-No, that's Sweet.

-What is?

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The doctor. He's Sweet.

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Oh, he is kindly.

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No, no, no, that's... That's his name.

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-His name is kindly?

-No, Sweet.

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Well, I mean, he's kindly, too.

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So all of your doctors

are sweet and kindly?

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No. Well, I'm sure some are.

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Ours is, but that's not a requirement.

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-You're missing the point.

-You are confusing me.

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Wow. Look at all those tattoos.

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Shoot. That ain't nothing.

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Look here what I got.

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All 38 United States.

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Watch me make Rhode Island dance.

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Go on, baby, dance. Dance.

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There you go.

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(CHILDREN LAUGHING)

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(SPEAKING ATLANTEAN)

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Cookies are sweet, but yours is not.

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Sweet is kindly,

but that is not his name.

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Audrey is sweet,

but she is not your doctor.

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And the little digging animal

called Mole...

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He is your pet?

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Close enough.

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Oh, don't forget to eat the head.

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That's where all the nutrients are.

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(SWALLOWS)

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(BELCHES)

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(BREATHING THROUGH MASK)

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VOICE BOX:

There's a snake in my boot.
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I'd like to join your posse, boys,

but first I'm gonna sing a little song.
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A sheriff!
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Move over, Mr. Pricklepants.

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We have a guest.
You want some coffee?
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It's good for you. But don't drink
too much, or you'll have to... Have to...

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Be right back!
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Psst! Hey, hello? Hi. Excuse me.

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(SHUSHING)
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Can you tell me where I am?
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The guy's just asking a question.

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Well, excuse me.
I'm trying to stay in character.

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(SNIFFS DRAMATICALLY)
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My name's Buttercup.
You've met Baron von Shush.

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Hello, I'm Trixie.

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(BOTH SHUSHING)
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Guys, hey. Guys, look,
I don't know where I am.

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We're either in a cafe in Paris

or a coffee shop in New Jersey.
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I'm pretty sure
I just came back from the doctor
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with life-changing news.

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We do a lot of improv here. Just stay
loose, have fun, you'll be fine.

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(TOILET FLUSHING)
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-No, no, no, no. I...

-Who wants lunch?
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Bee-boop-bee-boop.

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It has a secret ingredient. Jelly beans.

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VOICE BOX:

Somebody's poisoned the water hole.
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(GASPS) Poison?
Who would do such a mean thing?
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(CACKLES)
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(EXCLAIMS) The scary witch! Look out!

She's using her witch-y powers!
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"I know where to hide."
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She'll never find us in here.
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What's wrong?
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(EXCLAIMS)
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She found us! We need a spaceship
to get away from the witch!
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-You're doing great!

-Are you classically-trained?
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Look, I just need to know
how to get out of here!
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There is no way out.

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(GASPS)
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Just kidding. Door's right over there.

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Well, cowboy, you just
jumped right in, didn't ya? I'm Dolly.

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-Uh, Woody.

-Woody?
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Really? You're gonna stick with that?
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'Cause now's your chance to change it,
new room and all.

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That's coming from a doll named Dolly.

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-Who's the new guy?

-Are you a real cowboy?

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-Well, actually...

-'Course he's not, pea brain.

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-He don't even have a hat.

-I do too have... (GASPS) My hat!

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-Told ya.

-BONNIE: I found a spaceship!
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Showtime.

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Quick, get in. Fasten your seat belts.

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Close your tray tables. Hold on.
It might get a little bumpy.

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Three, two, one, blastoff!
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Yee-haw!
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You saved us, cowboy.
You're our hero.

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(LAUGHING)

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OFFICER 1:
All right. All locations,
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we need to know
where you want us.
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OFFICER 2: Stand by.
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Seems strange
to wait for crime.

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WINSTON: Relax.
You're smack in the middle...
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of the worst crime area
in the city. It's perfect.

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It's a superhero's playground.
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"It's a superhero's
playground." Right.

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You know,
after we went underground...
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my husband used to listen

to a police scanner...
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waiting for something
to happen.
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And I got mad at him for it.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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Oh, I'm such a hypocrite.
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-DISPATCHER: All units.

-Something's up.
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We've been picking up
some chatter about
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potential disruptions to the
hovertrain's opening ceremony.

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OFFICER: Disruption or threat?

DISPATCHER: Both.
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Station's at Fifty-Fourth
and Nottingham.

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(GASPS) A potential threat!
Perfect!
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Fifty-fourth and Nottingham.
Go, go, go!
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Hey, Vi! I want you back here
by 10:30.
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11-ish?
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10-ish, heading for 9:30-ish.
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10:30-ish it is. (SIGHS)
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Enjoy the movie.
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"In the county of Noddoff...
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"the Frubbers of Freep...
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"are all giving in
to the sweet succor of sleep."

_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________

VIC PERRIN: (ON TV) We will
control the horizontal...

_________________________________
we will control the vertical.

_________________________________

That's not the way
you're supposed to do it, Dad.
_________________________________

They want us
to do it this way.
_________________________________

I don't know that way!

Why would they change math?
_________________________________

-It's okay, Dad.

-Math is math!
_________________________________

I'll just wait for Mom
to get back.
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________
She won't understand it
any better than I do...
_________________________________

VIC PERRIN: (ON TV)
The Outer Limits.

_________________________________
(JACK-JACK GIGGLES)
_________________________________
"All over Doozle-Dorf,
_________________________________

"the Fribbers of Frupp
are going to sleep...

_________________________________
"'cause they just
can't keep up.
_________________________________

"All over Doozle-Dorf,
Doozles are dozing.

_________________________________

Eyelids so heavy,
they're drooping.
_________________________________
(BOB SNORES)
_________________________________

"Closing! The point is:
_________________________________
"Everyone,
everyone's hitting the sack!

_________________________________

"Everyone's getting the sleep
that they lack."

_________________________________

Mayors often brag
about their cities...
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
and I'm no exception.

_________________________________
And I'm willing to admit

_________________________________
that New Urbem
is not the only city...
_________________________________
Are you sure the police are

gonna be okay with this?
_________________________________

EVELYN: Sure. You're making
life easy for them.

_________________________________
They still haven't forgiven us
_________________________________
for the last time we made
life easy for them.
_________________________________

I know the Chief of Police.

There won't be a problem.
_________________________________

With all due respect...
_________________________________
if you alone had handled
the Underminer...
_________________________________

things would have
been different.

_________________________________

I'm just saying.
_________________________________

MAYOR: ...on budget
and ahead of schedule...
_________________________________
to launch our magnificent
new hovertrain.

_________________________________
It can get you
where you need to go
_________________________________

at ridiculous speeds.

_________________________________
The future is open
for business!

_________________________________
-(MARCHING BAND PLAYING)
-(PEOPLE CHEERING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
_________________________________
Wait. The train just stopped.
_________________________________
(PEOPLE GASP)

_________________________________

It's going
the wrong direction.
_________________________________

It's going the wrong way.
_________________________________

I'm going after it.
_________________________________
-(PEOPLE CLAMORING)

-This thing's really moving.
_________________________________

100 and climbing.
How much track is built?

_________________________________

EVELYN: About 25 miles.

_________________________________
(GRUNTS) No one can shut
this thing down?
_________________________________

EVELYN: They've tried. No-go.
_________________________________

Is that Elastigirl?
_________________________________
-(SIRENS WAILING)
-(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________
(BRAKES SCREECHING)

_________________________________

Overrides?
_________________________________

They're locked out
of the system.
_________________________________
(ELASTIGIRL GRUNTING)

_________________________________
-What about a fail-safe?

-EVELYN: Not enough time.

_________________________________
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Someone's calling?
Switching over.

_________________________________

DASH: Hey, Mom.
I can't find my high-tops
_________________________________

and Dad
can't find them either.

_________________________________
But he won't call you and ask,
so I am.

_________________________________
BOB: Do not call your mother!

_________________________________
Dash, honey.
Can't talk right now.
_________________________________

Look under your bed, okay.
How much time?

_________________________________

EVELYN:
Less than two minutes!
_________________________________

There's a shortcut. Cut
through the culvert up ahead.

_________________________________
I don't know
if I can stay with it.
_________________________________
(YELLS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(ENGINE REVVING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(GASPS AND GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(STRAINING)
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
(ALL GRUNT)
_________________________________
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
_________________________________

-(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

-MAN: What the heck was that?
_________________________________

Is everybody all right?
Is anybody injured?
_________________________________

Are you all right?
_________________________________

Your story better be good.
_________________________________

-Hey. Hey!
-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

What happened?
_________________________________

(BEEPING)
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
(GASPS)

_________________________________

Honey, why are you...
_________________________________

Don't say anything.
_________________________________

It's Dad. Are you okay?
_________________________________

VIOLET: I'm fine.
I don't wanna talk about it.

_________________________________

Tony didn't even call?
_________________________________

VIOLET: I don't wanna talk about it.
_________________________________

-Oh, honey...
-VIOLET: Dad!
_________________________________

If you want me to feel better,
then leave me alone.

_________________________________
Please?
_________________________________
ROMAN: (ON TV)
See, there's nothing
_________________________________
a cop hates worse
than a missing child.
_________________________________

My kid brother's son.
Today is his first birthday.

_________________________________
WOMAN: Oh, but if anybody
_________________________________
can find that child,
it's you, Roman.
_________________________________

Because you're
a wonderful policeman.

_________________________________
-ROBBER 1: This is a holdup.
-(BOB SNORING)
_________________________________

All right, get your hands up,
turn your back.

_________________________________

ROBBER 2: Put your hands
behind
_________________________________
your heads
and keep them there!

_________________________________
Don't move!
_________________________________

Drop that.
All right, now get over there.

_________________________________
-(OBJECTS CLATTERING)
-Watch the door.

_________________________________
ROBBER 1:
You think I'm kiddin'?

_________________________________
Now.
_________________________________
(SIRENS WAILING)
_________________________________

I said now!

_________________________________
ROBBER 1: I got it! Come on,
I tell you, come on!

_________________________________
(SQUEALS)
_________________________________
ROBBER 2:
You wanna get killed?
_________________________________
(STRAINS)
_________________________________
(GROWLS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(SNARLS)
_________________________________
(CHITTERING)
_________________________________
(JACK-JACK GRUNTS)
_________________________________
-(GROWLING)
-(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(BOB SNORING)
_________________________________
(BOTH GRUNTING)
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-(JACK-JACK YELLING)
_________________________________
(RACCOON CHITTERING)
_________________________________
(JACK-JACK COUGHS)
_________________________________
-Uh-oh.
-(JACK-JACK GIGGLING)
_________________________________
-(SQUEAKS)
-(JACK-JACK GIGGLING)
_________________________________
(YELPS)
_________________________________
(RACCOON GROWLS)
_________________________________
-(RACCOON SHRIEKING)
-(JACK-JACK COOING)
_________________________________
-(JACK-JACK SQUEALING)
-(CRASHING)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
(BOB GRUNTING)
_________________________________
-BOB: No, no, no!
-(JACK-JACK SNARLING)
_________________________________
(RACCOON GROWLING)
_________________________________

-No!
-(ALL COOING)
_________________________________

BOB: No, no, no.
_________________________________

No, no, no.
_________________________________

-No, no, no!
-(SNARLING)
_________________________________
(RACCOON GROWLING)
_________________________________
(SHOUTING GIBBERISH)
_________________________________
(GIGGLING)
_________________________________

You have powers!
_________________________________

Yeah, baby,
_________________________________

and there's not
a scratch on you!
_________________________________

Did you go through
the locked door?
_________________________________

Are those your powers?
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Who can multiply like rabbits
_________________________________
and go right through
any solid...
_________________________________
-(SNEEZES)
-(YELPS)
_________________________________

-Oh, my God!
-(GIGGLING)
_________________________________
(PHONE RINGING)
_________________________________

-Hello.

-HELEN: Hey, honey.
_________________________________
-You weren't gonna call me?
-BOB: Oh, hey!
_________________________________

(STAMMERING)
No. I mean, yes, yeah...
_________________________________

-I just didn't wanna wake you.
-(JACK-JACK BABBLING)
_________________________________

The strangest thing
just happened out in the yard.
_________________________________

Sounds like I just
woke you up.
_________________________________

No, no.
_________________________________
-It's just, Jack-Jack...

-He had an accident!
_________________________________
I knew it!
_________________________________

I'm coming home right now!

I never should have...
_________________________________

No accidents. Stay there
and finish your mission.
_________________________________

You never should...
_________________________________
What?
You don't think I can do this?

_________________________________

No, no.
Sorry, I misspoke.
_________________________________

Do you need me to come back?
_________________________________

No, no. No, I've got this.
Everything's great.

_________________________________

What happened with Jack-Jack?
_________________________________

Nothing.
He's in excellent health.
_________________________________

-Well, that's good.
-(VIOLET SOBBING)
_________________________________

-How was Violet's date?
-BOB: Uh...
_________________________________

HELEN:
That was tonight, right?

_________________________________
BOB: (STAMMERING) Yes. Good.
_________________________________

All fine and good.
_________________________________

And Jack-Jack went down
with no trouble?

_________________________________

-(JACK-JACK COOING)
-Fine, yes, no trouble.
_________________________________

And Dash got his
homework done?
_________________________________

BOB: All done.
_________________________________
So, things haven't
spiraled out
_________________________________
of control the moment I left?
_________________________________

Amazing as it may seem,
_________________________________
it has been
quite uneventful in fact.

_________________________________
How about you?

_________________________________
I saved a runaway train!
(LAUGHING IN DELIGHT)
_________________________________

It was so great!
_________________________________
The mayor was there to cut
the ribbon on this new train.
_________________________________

REPORTER 1:
Elastigirl pursued the train

_________________________________
and was able
to successfully activate...

_________________________________
Blah, blah, blah. He says a
few words, cut the ribbon...
_________________________________

and the train starts pulling
_________________________________

out of the station
backwards...
_________________________________

REPORTER 2: ...track of its
brand new hovertrain...
_________________________________

...malfunctioned...

_________________________________
...thanking Elastigirl...

_________________________________

REPORTER 3:
Superhero Elastigirl...
_________________________________

REPORTER 4: Elastigirl...
_________________________________

Boom! No casualties!
(SQUEALS)
_________________________________

REPORTER 5:
...specialized motorbike,

_________________________________
saving all of the
passengers...
_________________________________
HELEN:
One thing leads to another
_________________________________
and suddenly, I go after it!
_________________________________
I'm telling you, honey,
it was a saga!
_________________________________

That's fantastic, honey!

_________________________________
And on your first night!
_________________________________

I am so proud of you, really.
_________________________________

I'm proud of you, honey.
_________________________________

I know you want to get out
there and you will soon.
_________________________________

And you'll be amazing.
_________________________________

I couldn't have done this
_________________________________

if you hadn't
taken over so well.
_________________________________

Thanks for handling
everything.

_________________________________
It's nothing.
_________________________________

(SIGHS) I love you, honey.
I'll be back soon.
_________________________________

-Sweet dreams.

-Sweet dreams, honey.

_________________________________
(SIGHS)

_________________________________
(SNORING)
_________________________________
(BOB MUMBLING)

_________________________________
(IMITATES DASH)
"Hey, Dad, it's okay.

_________________________________

"I'll just wait for Mom
to get home."
_________________________________

As if she could...
I know how to...
_________________________________

I can do math.
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
Oh, brother...
(MUMBLING)
_________________________________
(IMITATES DASH) Wait for Mom!
_________________________________
What am I,
a substitute parent?
_________________________________

It's not my fault
they changed math.
_________________________________

Come on, buddy. Come on.
_________________________________

I think I understand
your math assignment.
_________________________________

We still have some time
to finish it before your test.
_________________________________

So first, you wanna put
all the numbers
_________________________________
by themselves on one side.
_________________________________
...you change the sign.
_________________________________

That means a plus becomes
a minus and a minus...
_________________________________

You got it?
_________________________________
Yeah, baby!
_________________________________
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
_________________________________

Oh. Uh, hello.
_________________________________

We're in a new house.
_________________________________

I did write my address
on your locker...

_________________________________

in permanent ink.
_________________________________

Oh, is that what that is?
_________________________________

Did you forget?
_________________________________

Forget what?
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) That's funny.
_________________________________

Points for funny.
_________________________________

Oh, was it the weird outfit?
_________________________________

-(CHUCKLES)
-Because there's a reason.
_________________________________

I'm in a drama class...
_________________________________

and they just wanna do
Shakespeare...
_________________________________

but they're like, "Try to make
it relevant for the kids."
_________________________________

So, like, "Oh, superheroes!

Kids love superheroes."
_________________________________
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
_________________________________

You wanna wear
one kind of tights...
_________________________________

and then they're like,
_________________________________
"No, wear these other
kind of tights."
_________________________________

(STAMMERS) Do I know you?

_________________________________

_________________________________
Morning, Little Chef. Rise and...

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Oh, no.

_________________________________

Idiot! I knew this would happen!
_________________________________

I let a rat into my place
and tell him what's mine is his!

_________________________________
Eggs, gone!
_________________________________

Stupid! He's stolen food
and hit the road! What did I expect?

_________________________________
That's what I get for trusting a...

_________________________________

(STUTTERING)
_________________________________

Hi. Is that for me?
_________________________________

Mmm!
_________________________________

That's good. What did you put in this?
_________________________________

Where'd you get that?
_________________________________

Look, it's delicious. But don't steal.
I'll buy some spices, okay?
_________________________________

Oh, no. We're going to be late.
And on the first day!
_________________________________

(MOUTH FULL)
Come on, Little Chef!
_________________________________

"Though I, like many other critic,
_________________________________

"had written off Gusteau as irrelevant
since the great chef's death,
_________________________________

"the soup was a revelation.
A spicy yet subtle taste experience."

_________________________________
-Solene LeClaire?

-Yes!
_________________________________

"Against all odds,
Gusteau's has recaptured our attention.

_________________________________

"Only time will tell if they deserve it."
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Well...

_________________________________

You know.

_________________________________

Look, I know it's stupid and weird,
but neither of us can do this alone,
_________________________________

so we got to do it together, right?
You with me?
_________________________________

So let's do this thing!
_________________________________

I...

_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

(STAMMERING)
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Welcome to hell.
Now, recreate the soup.

_________________________________

Take as much time as you need.
All week if you must.

_________________________________

Soup.

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

You little...

_________________________________

(STRIKING)
_________________________________

Ow!
_________________________________

(STRIKING)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

(YELPS)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

You son of a...

_________________________________

(SHIVERS)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

You got...

_________________________________

(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

(SHRIEKS)
_________________________________

This is not going to work, Little Chef!
_________________________________

I'm going to lose it
if we do this anymore.

_________________________________

We've got to figure out something else.

_________________________________

Something that doesn't involve
any biting, or nipping,
_________________________________

or running up and down my body
with your little rat feet.

_________________________________

The biting! No! Scampering! No!
_________________________________

No scampering or scurrying.
Understand, Little Chef?

_________________________________
Little Chef?
_________________________________

Oh, you're hungry.

_________________________________

Okay. So let's think this out.

_________________________________

You know how to cook,
and I know how to appear

_________________________________
human.

_________________________________

We need to work out a system
so that I do what you want
_________________________________

in a way that doesn't look like
I'm being controlled by a tiny rat chef.

_________________________________

Would you listen to me? I'm insane!
I'm insane! I'm insane!
_________________________________

In a refrigerator talking to a rat
about cooking in a gourmet restaurant.

_________________________________

-I will never pull this off!

-Linguini?
_________________________________

We gotta communicate.

_________________________________

I can't be constantly checking
for a yes or no head shake from a...

_________________________________

The rat! I saw it!
_________________________________

-A rat?

-Yes, a rat. Right next to you.

_________________________________

What are you doing in here?
_________________________________

I'm just familiarizing myself with,
you know, the vegetables and such.

_________________________________

Get out.

_________________________________

One can get too familiar
with vegetables, you know!
_________________________________

That was close. Are you okay up there?
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

(GUFFAWING)
_________________________________

How did you do that?
_________________________________

That's strangely involuntary!
_________________________________

REMY: One look and I knew
we had the same crazy idea.

_________________________________

_________________________________

It's not gonna be easy, you know?

_________________________________

He's a busy man. What are you doing?

_________________________________

I'm walking like a skeleton. Blending in.

_________________________________

No. Skeletons don't walk like that.

_________________________________

-It's how you walk.

-No, I don't! Stop it!

_________________________________

Whoa! Ernesto de la Cruz's

Sunrise Spectacular?

_________________________________

-Qué padre!

-(SCOFFS)
_________________________________

Every year your great-great-grandpa

puts on that dumb show...
_________________________________

to mark the end of Día de Muertos.

_________________________________

-And you can get us in!
-Um...

_________________________________

Hey, you said you had front row tickets!

_________________________________

That...was a lie. I apologize for that.

_________________________________

Cool off, chamaco.
Come on. I'll get you to him.

_________________________________

How?

_________________________________

Because I happen to know

where he's rehearsing.

_________________________________
DE LA CRUZ: ♪ Remember me

Don't let it make you cry ♪

_________________________________

(SCOFFS) You better have

my dress, Héctor.

_________________________________
HÉCTOR: Hola, Ceci.

_________________________________

(HÉCTOR YELPS)

_________________________________
♪ ♪
_________________________________

-Hola.

-Ceci, I lost the dress.

_________________________________

Ya lo sabía!

_________________________________

I got to dress forty dancers by sunrise.

_________________________________

Thanks to you, I'm one Frida
short of an opening number!
_________________________________

Dante! We shouldn't be in here.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
-(CHITTERING)
-(BARKING)

_________________________________

No, no, Dante! Ven acá!

_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

You! How did you get in here?

_________________________________

-I just followed my...

-Oh! The mighty Xolo dog!

_________________________________

Guider of wandering spirits.

_________________________________

And whose spirit

have you guided to me?

_________________________________

I don't think he's a spirit guide.

_________________________________

Ah, ah, ah.
_________________________________
The alebrijes of this world
can take many forms.

_________________________________

They are as mysterious

as they are powerful.
_________________________________
(COUGHS)

_________________________________

Or maybe he's just a dog.

Come, I need your eyes.

_________________________________

Your are the audience. Darkness.

_________________________________

And from the darkness, a giant papaya.

_________________________________

Dancers emerge from the papaya,

_________________________________

and the dancers are all me.

_________________________________

And they go to drink

from the milk of their mother,

_________________________________

who is a cactus.
_________________________________

But who is also me.

_________________________________

And her milk is not milk but tears.

_________________________________

Is it too obvious?

_________________________________

I think it's just
the right amount of obvious?

_________________________________

It could use some music.

Oh, what if you did like...

_________________________________

-(SINGS TUNE)
-(SNAPS FINGERS)
_________________________________
(ALL PLAYING TUNE)

_________________________________

Oh! And then it could go...

_________________________________

(SINGING TUNE)
_________________________________
(PLAYING TUNE)
_________________________________

And what if everything was on fire?

_________________________________

-(GASPS)
-Yes! Fire! Everywhere!

_________________________________

Inspired! You have

the spirit of an artist.
_________________________________
(BAND PLAYING)

_________________________________

The dancers exit.
The music fades, the lights go out.

_________________________________

And Ernesto de la Cruz

rises to the stage!

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

He does a couple of songs,

the sun rises, everyone cheers...

_________________________________

Excuse me, where's the real de la Cruz?

_________________________________

Ernesto doesn't do rehearsals!

_________________________________

He's too busy hosting that fancy party
at the top of his tower.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)

_________________________________

Chamaco, you can't run off
on me like that.

_________________________________

Stop pestering the celebrities.

_________________________________

You said my
great-great-grandpa would be here!

_________________________________

He's halfway across town

throwing some big party.

_________________________________

That bum. Who doesn't show up

to his own rehearsal?

_________________________________

If you're such good friends,

how come he didn't invite you?

_________________________________

He's your great-great-grandpa,

how come he didn't invite you?

_________________________________

Hey, Gustavo! You know

anything about this party?

_________________________________

(SCOFFS) It's the hot ticket!

_________________________________

But if you're not on the guest list,

you're never getting in, Chorizo.

_________________________________

-Hey! It's Chorizo! Choricito!
-(ALL LAUGHING)

_________________________________

Ah-ha. Very funny, guys. Very funny.

_________________________________

Chorizo?

_________________________________

Oh, this guy's famous.

_________________________________

Go on, go on.

Ask him how he died.

_________________________________

I don't want to talk about it.

_________________________________

He choked on some chorizo!

_________________________________

(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________
I didn't choke, okay?
_________________________________

I got food poisoning

which is a big difference.
_________________________________
(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________

This is why I don't like musicians.

_________________________________

Bunch of self-important jerks!

_________________________________

-Hey, I'm a musician.

-You are?
_________________________________

If you really want to get to Ernesto,

_________________________________

there is that music competition...
_________________________________

at the Plaza de la Cruz.
_________________________________

Winner gets to play at his party.

_________________________________

No, no. Chamaco,

you're loco if you think...

_________________________________

I need to get
my great-great-grandfather's blessing!

_________________________________

You know where I can get a guitar?

_________________________________

(SIGHS) I know a guy.

_________________________________
(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

Have you found him, Pepita?

Have you found our boy?
_________________________________
(BLOWS)

_________________________________

-ROSITA: A footprint!

-It's a Rivera boot.

_________________________________

 -Size seven!

-And a half.

_________________________________

-Pronated.

-Miguel.

_________________________________
HÉCTOR: Why the heck would you

want to be a musician?

_________________________________
MIGUEL: My great-great-grandpa

was a musician!

_________________________________

Who spent his life
performing like a monkey
_________________________________
for complete strangers.

_________________________________

(GROANS) No thank you.
No! Guácala!

_________________________________

(SCOFFS) What do you know?

_________________________________

So, how far is this guitar, anyway?

_________________________________

We're almost there.
_________________________________
(GROANS)

_________________________________

Keep up, chamaco. Come on!
_________________________________
(HÉCTOR WHISTLES)
_________________________________
(MUSIC PLAYING)

_________________________________

-ALL: Cousin Héctor!

-Hey! These guys! Hey, Tío!

_________________________________

¿Qué onda?

_________________________________

These people are all you family?

_________________________________

Uh...
_________________________________
In a way. We're all the ones
with no photos or ofrendas.

_________________________________

No family to go home to.

Nearly forgotten, you know?

_________________________________

So, we all call each other cousin,
or tío, or whatever.
_________________________________
-(DANTE WHINES)
-(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

-Héctor!

-Tía Chelo!
_________________________________
(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Muchas gracias!

_________________________________

Hey! Save some for me!

Is Chicharrón around?

_________________________________

CHELO: Eh, in the bungalow.

_________________________________

I don't know if he's
in the mood for visitors.

_________________________________

(SCOFFS) Who doesn't like
a visit from cousin Héctor?

_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-(CLATTERS)
_________________________________

Buenas noches, Chicharrón!

_________________________________

I don't want to see
your stupid face, Héctor.

_________________________________

Come on. It's Día de Muertos.

_________________________________

I brought you a little offering.

_________________________________

-Get out of here.

-I would Cheech.
_________________________________
But the thing is,

me and my friend, Miguel...

_________________________________

We really need to borrow your guitar.

_________________________________

-My guitar?

-Yes.

_________________________________

My prized beloved guitar?

_________________________________

I promise we'll bring it right back.

_________________________________

Like the time you promised

to bring back my van?

_________________________________

-Uh...

-Or my mini-fridge?
_________________________________

-Ah, you see...

-Or my good napkins?
_________________________________

My lasso? My femur?

_________________________________

Well, no, not like those times.

_________________________________

Where is my femur?
You... (GROANING)

_________________________________

Whoa, whoa.

_________________________________

-You okay, amigo?

-(SIGHS) I'm fading, Héctor.

_________________________________

I can feel it.

_________________________________

I couldn't even play
that thing if I wanted to.

_________________________________

You play me something.

_________________________________

No. You know
I don't play anymore, Cheech.

_________________________________

The guitar is for the kid.

_________________________________

You want it, you got to earn it.

_________________________________

Ay, only for you, amigo.

_________________________________
(STRUMMING)
_________________________________

Any requests?

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
You know my favorite, Héctor.
_________________________________
(PLAYING SOFT MUSIC)

_________________________________

♪ Well, everyone knows Juanita

_________________________________

♪ Her eyes each a different color

_________________________________

♪ Her teeth stick out
And her chin goes in

_________________________________

♪ And her...

_________________________________

♪ Knuckles they drag on the floor

_________________________________

-Those aren't the words.

-There are children present.

_________________________________

♪ Her hair is like a briar

_________________________________

♪ She stands in a bow-legged stance

_________________________________

♪ And if I weren't so ugly

_________________________________

♪ She'd possibly give me a chance ♪
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)

_________________________________

Brings back memories.

_________________________________

Gracias.

_________________________________
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
_________________________________
(WHINES)
_________________________________

Wait. What happened?

_________________________________

He's been forgotten.

_________________________________

When there's no one left
in the living world
_________________________________
who remembers you...

_________________________________

you disappear from this world.

We call it the final death.

_________________________________

(STAMMERS) Where did he go?

_________________________________

No one knows.

_________________________________

But I've met him.

I could remember him when I go back!

_________________________________

No, it doesn't work like that, chamaco.

_________________________________

Our memories,

they have to be passed down
_________________________________

by those who knew us in life...

_________________________________

in the stories they tell about us.

_________________________________

But there's no one left alive

to pass down Cheech's stories.

_________________________________

Hey, it happens to everyone eventually.

_________________________________

Come on, de la Cruzcito,

you've got a contest to win.

_________________________________

_________________________________
Okay.

_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

Where are you taking me? Wait.

_________________________________

(CLATTERING)
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)
Wait. I'm sorry.

_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

Okay.

_________________________________

Mmm-hmm...

_________________________________

(SQUEAKS)
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

Okay.

_________________________________

(GLASS SHATTERING)
_________________________________

(TIRES SCREECHING)
_________________________________

(CRASHING)
_________________________________

(BLABBERING)
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

A votre santé!
_________________________________

(GURGLING)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) All right.

_________________________________

That should do it.

_________________________________

Mmm.

_________________________________

Congratulations. You were able to
repeat your accidental success.

_________________________________

But you'll need to know more than soup
if you are to survive in my kitchen, boy.

_________________________________

Colette will be responsible for
teaching you how we do things here.

_________________________________

Listen, I just want you to know
_________________________________

how honored I am
to be studying under such...

_________________________________

No! You listen. I just want you to know
exactly who you are dealing with.

_________________________________

How many women
do you see in this kitchen?

_________________________________
(TITTERING) Well, I...

_________________________________

-Only me. Why do you think that is?

-Well, I...

_________________________________

Because haute cuisine
is an antiquated hierarchy
_________________________________

built upon rules
written by stupid old men.

_________________________________

Rules designed to make it impossible
for women to enter this world.

_________________________________

But still I'm here. How did this happen?
_________________________________

(TITTERING)
Because, well, because you...

_________________________________

Because I am the toughest cook
in this kitchen.

_________________________________

I've worked too hard
for too long to get here
_________________________________

and I am not going to jeopardize it
for some garbage boy who got lucky.

_________________________________

Got it?
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Wow!

_________________________________

Easy to cook. Easy
to eat. Gusteau makes Chinese food
_________________________________

Chine-easy.

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

-Excellent work, Francois, as usual.

-It's good, isn't it?
_________________________________

I want you to work up something
for my latest frozen food concept.

_________________________________

Gusteau's Corn Puppies.

_________________________________

They're like corn dogs, only smaller.
Bite size.

_________________________________

What are corn dogs?
_________________________________

Cheap sausages dipped in batter
and deep fried. You know, American.

_________________________________

Whip something up.
_________________________________

Maybe Gusteau in overalls
and Huckleberry Tom hat.

_________________________________

Or as a big ear of corn
in doggie make-up.

_________________________________

(HESITANTLY) Yes.
But, please, with dignity.

_________________________________

(CLEARING THROAT)
_________________________________

Get my lawyer!
_________________________________

Well, the will stipulates
_________________________________

that if after a period of two years
from the date of death
_________________________________

no heir appears,
_________________________________

Gusteau's business interests
will pass to his sous chef. You.

_________________________________

I know what the will stipulates.

_________________________________

What I want to know is if this letter...
If this boy changes anything!

_________________________________
There's not much resemblance.

_________________________________

There's no resemblance at all.
He is not Gusteau's son.

_________________________________

Gusteau had no children,
and what of the timing of all this?
_________________________________

The deadline in the will
expires in less than a month!
_________________________________

Suddenly,
some boy arrives with a letter
_________________________________

from his recently deceased mother
claiming Gusteau is his father?
_________________________________

Highly suspect!
_________________________________

-This is Gusteau's?

-Yes, yes, yes.

_________________________________

-May I?

-Of course.

_________________________________

But the boy does not know.

_________________________________

She claims she never told him,
or Gusteau, and asks that I not tell.

_________________________________

-Why you? What does she want?

-A job for the boy.

_________________________________

-Only a job?

-Well, yes.

_________________________________

Then what are you worried about?
If he works here,
_________________________________

you'll be able to keep an eye on him
while I do a little digging.

_________________________________

Find out how much of this is real.

_________________________________

I will need you
to collect some DNA samples

_________________________________
from the boy. Hair, maybe.

_________________________________

Mark my words.
The whole thing is highly suspect.

_________________________________

He knows something.

_________________________________

Relax, he's a garbage boy.
I think you can handle him.

_________________________________

What are you doing?
_________________________________

(STAMMERING) I'm cutting vegetables.
I'm cutting vegetables?
_________________________________

No! You waste energy and time!
_________________________________

You think cooking is a cute job,
like Mommy in the kitchen?
_________________________________

Well, Mommy never had to face
_________________________________

the dinner rush when the orders
come flooding in,
_________________________________

and every dish is different
and none are simple,
_________________________________

and all of the different cooking times,
_________________________________

but must arrive on the customer's table
_________________________________

at exactly the same time,
hot and perfect!
_________________________________

Every second counts,
and you cannot be Mommy!
_________________________________

What is this? Keep your station clear!
_________________________________

When the meal rush comes,
what will happen?
_________________________________

Messy stations slow things down.

_________________________________

Food doesn't go, orders pile up.
Disaster.

_________________________________

I'll make this easy to remember.

_________________________________

Keep your station clear,
or I will kill you!
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST) Your sleeves
look like you threw up on them.

_________________________________

Keep your hands and arms in,
close to the body. Like this. See?
_________________________________

Always return to this position.

_________________________________

Cooks move fast. Sharp utensils,
hot metal, keep your arms in.

_________________________________

You will minimize cuts and burns
and keep your sleeves clean.

_________________________________

Mark of a chef:
Messy apron, clean sleeves.

_________________________________

I know the Gusteau style cold.

_________________________________

In every dish, Chef Gusteau
always has something unexpected.

_________________________________

I will show you.
I memorize all his recipe.

_________________________________

-Always do something unexpected.

-No. Follow the recipe.
_________________________________

-But you just said that...

-No, no, no.

_________________________________

It was his job to be unexpected.
It is our job to...

_________________________________

-Follow his recipes.

-Follow the recipe.

_________________________________

How do you tell how good bread is
without tasting it?
_________________________________

Not the smell, not the look,
but the sound of the crust.

_________________________________

Listen.

_________________________________

(CRUST CRACKING)
_________________________________

Symphony of crackle.
Only great bread sound this way.

_________________________________

The only way to get the best produce
is to have first pick of the day
_________________________________

and there are only two way
to get first pick.

_________________________________

Grow it yourself, or bribe a grower.

_________________________________

Voilá! The best restaurant get first pick.

_________________________________

People think haute cuisine is snooty.
So chef must also be snooty.

_________________________________

But not so.
Lalo there ran away from home at 12.

_________________________________

Got hired by circus people
as an acrobat.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) And then he get fired
_________________________________

for messing around
with the ringmaster's daughter.

_________________________________

(CONSPIRATORIAL WHISPER)
Horst has done time.

_________________________________

LINGUINI: What for?
_________________________________

No one know for sure. He changes
the story every time you ask him.

_________________________________

I defrauded a major corporation.

_________________________________

I robbed the second largest bank
in France using only a ballpoint pen.

_________________________________

I created a hole in the ozone
over Avignon.

_________________________________

I killed a man with this thumb.

_________________________________

COLETTE: Don't ever play cards
with Pompidou.

_________________________________

He's been banned from Las Vegas
and Monte Carlo.

_________________________________

-Larousse ran gun for the Resistance.

-Which resistance?
_________________________________

He won't say.
Apparently, they didn't win.

_________________________________

So you see.

_________________________________

We are artist, pirate.
More than cooks are we.

_________________________________

-We?

-Oui. You are one of us now, oui?

_________________________________
Oui. Thank you, by the way,
for all the advice about cooking.

_________________________________

-Thank you, too.

-For what?
_________________________________

For taking it.

_________________________________

(MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

The rat!
_________________________________

-(STUTTERING) But he is a...

-(TITTERING) I just dropped my keys.

_________________________________

Have you decided this evening?
_________________________________

-Your soup is excellent. But...

-But we order it every time.

_________________________________

-What else do you have?

-Well, we have a very nice foie gras.

_________________________________

I know about the foie gras.

_________________________________

The old standby,
used to be famous for it.

_________________________________

What does the chef have that's new?
_________________________________

(DOOR SLAMMING)
_________________________________

-Someone has asked what is new!

-New?
_________________________________

Yes. What do I tell them?
_________________________________

-Well, what did you tell them?

-I told them I would ask!
_________________________________

What are you blathering about?
_________________________________

-Customers are asking what is new.

-What should I tell them?
_________________________________

-What did you tell them?

-I told them I would ask!
_________________________________

(PONDERING)
_________________________________

This is simple.

_________________________________

Just pull out an old Gusteau recipe,
_________________________________

something we haven't made
in a while...

_________________________________

They know about the old stuff.
They like Linguini's soup.

_________________________________

They are asking for food from Linguini?
_________________________________

A lot of customers like the soup.
That's all we are saying.

_________________________________

Were we saying that?
_________________________________

Very well. If it's Linguini they want
_________________________________

tell them Chef Linguini has prepared
something special for them.

_________________________________

Something definitely off menu.

_________________________________

Oh, and don't forget to stress
_________________________________

-its Linguini-ness.

-Oui, chef.

_________________________________

Now is your chance to try something
worthy of your talent, Linguini.

_________________________________

A forgotten favorite of the chef's,
sweetbread a la Gusteau.

_________________________________

-Colette will help you.

-Oui, chef.

_________________________________

Now, hurry up. Our diners are hungry.

_________________________________

Are you sure?
That recipe was a disaster.

_________________________________

Gusteau himself said so.

_________________________________

Just the sort of challenge
a budding chef needs.

_________________________________

"Sweetbread á la Gusteau.

_________________________________

"Sweetbread cooked
in a seaweed salt crust
_________________________________

"with cuttlefish tentacle,
dog rose puree,
_________________________________

"geoduck egg, dried white fungus?
_________________________________

"Anchovy licorice sauce."
_________________________________

I don't know this recipe,
but it's Gusteau's, so...

_________________________________

Lalo! We have
some veal stomach soaking, yes?
_________________________________

LALO: Yes!
The veal stomach, I get that.

_________________________________

Veal stomach?
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

Okay.
_________________________________

(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

I'll be right back. Where...

_________________________________

Hey, I got to... Hey!
_________________________________

Don't mind me.
I just need to borrow this real quick.

_________________________________

Let's see, over here...
_________________________________

I'll be back.

_________________________________

Thank you.

_________________________________

Excuse me. I'm going to...

_________________________________

Apparently, I need this. I'll be right...

_________________________________

I'm going to pick that up.

_________________________________

I got some of that spice.

_________________________________

Okay.
_________________________________

What are you doing? You're supposed
_________________________________

to be preparing the Gusteau recipe.

_________________________________

(STUTTERING)
This is the recipe.

_________________________________

The recipe doesn't call
for white truffle oil!
_________________________________

What else have you...
You are improvising?
_________________________________

This is no time to experiment.
The customer are waiting.

_________________________________

You're right. I should listen to you!
_________________________________

-Stop that!

-Stop what?
_________________________________

Freaking me out!
Whatever you are doing, stop it.

_________________________________

-HORST: Where is the special or?

-Coming!
_________________________________
-I thought we were together on this.

-We are together.

_________________________________

-Then what are you doing?

-It's very hard to explain.

_________________________________

-The special?

-Come get it!
_________________________________

Whoa, whoa.
I forgot the anchovy licorice sauce.

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)

_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________

-Don't you dare.

-I'm not, I'm not. I'm...

_________________________________

Sorry.

_________________________________

Is Linguini's dish done yet?
_________________________________

Ja. It's as bad as we remember.
Just went out.

_________________________________

-Did you taste it?

-Ja, of course, before he changed it.

_________________________________

Good. What? How could he change it?
_________________________________

He changed it
as it was going out the door!

_________________________________
Ow!
_________________________________

They love it!
_________________________________

Other diners are already
asking about it, about Linguini.

_________________________________

I have seven more orders!
_________________________________

That's wonderful.
_________________________________

I'd like one of those.

_________________________________

Special order!
_________________________________

What is that?
_________________________________

HORST: Special order! Special order!
Special order!
_________________________________

ALL: To Linguini.

_________________________________

-Congratulations, Mr. Linguini.

-Cheers, ja?

_________________________________
LAROUSSE: Drink now, there's plenty.

_________________________________

Take a break, Little Chef. Get some air.

_________________________________

We really did it tonight.

_________________________________

Dah!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Got your toque!
_________________________________

Oh, seriously now.

_________________________________

I'd love to have a little talk with you,
Linguini, in my office.

_________________________________

-Am I in trouble?

-Trouble? No.

_________________________________

A little wine, a friendly chat.
Just us cooks.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLING GRACIOUSLY)
_________________________________

The plongeur won't be coming to you
for advice anymore, eh, Colette?

_________________________________
He's gotten all he needs.

_________________________________

(SNICKERING)
_________________________________

Toasting your success, eh, Linguini?
_________________________________

Good for you.

_________________________________

I just took it to be polite.
I don't really drink, you know.

_________________________________

Of course you don't.
I wouldn't either if I was drinking that.

_________________________________

But you would have to be an idiot
of elephantine proportions
_________________________________

not to appreciate
this '61 Chateau Latour.

_________________________________

And you, Monsieur Linguini,
are no idiot.

_________________________________

Let us toast your non-idiocy.

_________________________________

_________________________________

Many say
your speech today is critical.

_________________________________
Both sides just want the best
for their people.

_________________________________
We are so close to finally

getting peace in the region.
_________________________________

I haven't done this
in a while.
_________________________________

This is good.
The train gives us momentum.

_________________________________

Just go out there
and be your charming self...
_________________________________
and capitalize on it.
_________________________________

Ms. Elastigirl,
they're ready for you.
_________________________________

Hey, stretch a leg.
_________________________________

Thank you, Chad. It was fun.
_________________________________

-Ambassador, your documents.
-We're moving to the rooftop.

_________________________________

Oh, Madame Ambassador, hello!
_________________________________

Oh, you are Elastigirl!
_________________________________
This is why now
I'm shaking your hand.

_________________________________
I was so sad
when you went underground.
_________________________________

I am glad to see
you back in your shiny outfit.
_________________________________

That means so much
coming from you.
_________________________________

Good luck with your speech.
_________________________________
This way, Ambassador.
_________________________________

(STAMMERS)
Bring lasting peace!
_________________________________

I will, when you defeat evil.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Okay.
_________________________________

Three, two...
_________________________________

For over 15 years,
_________________________________
superheroes have been
in hiding.
 _________________________________

Forced into it by a society
_________________________________

no longer willing
to support them.
_________________________________

That may soon be changing...
_________________________________
due to a growing movement
to bring the Supers back.
_________________________________

Here, fresh on the heels
of her own
_________________________________

heroic save
of a runaway train...
_________________________________

and sporting a new look,

is the superhero, Elastigirl.

_________________________________
-Welcome!
-Hello, Chad.
_________________________________
All the polls are going
in your direction.
_________________________________

That's true.
Things are good...
_________________________________

Hello.
_________________________________

Uh, hello?
_________________________________

Do I have your attention?
_________________________________

Yes, Chad.
_________________________________

Of course I do.
_________________________________

I'm appearing on your screen.
_________________________________

Reading the words I'm saying

off of another screen.
_________________________________

Screens are everywhere.
_________________________________

-We are controlled by screens.
-(ELASTIGIRL WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

And screens
are controlled by me...

_________________________________
Screenslaver.
_________________________________

Hey!
_________________________________

SCREENSLAVER:
I control this broadcast...

_________________________________
and this idiotic anchorman
you see before you.

_________________________________

WOMAN: What's wrong with him?
_________________________________

The signal's been hijacked!
I'll check it out.
_________________________________

Don't look at any monitors.
_________________________________

I could hijack
the ambassador's aerocade...
_________________________________

while it's still airborne.
_________________________________

Right, Elastigirl?
_________________________________

Nearest window!
Where's the nearest window?

_________________________________

-Oh, what's going on?

-Where's Elastigirl?

_________________________________
(GROANS) Which one?
_________________________________
(ELASTIGIRL GRUNTING)

_________________________________
Elastigirl!
What are you doing here?
_________________________________

The ambassador is in danger.

Which chopper is she...
_________________________________

Look out!
_________________________________

Follow them and get me close!
_________________________________

Get out of the sky,
and touch down safely!
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)
-Stand down! It's Elastigirl.
_________________________________

Stay in your seat, ma'am!
_________________________________
-(GROANS, GASPS)

-We're under attack!
_________________________________

Quick, go!
Protect the ambassador!

_________________________________

Open the door!
_________________________________

Do as she says!
_________________________________

Can you all swim?
_________________________________

-ALL: Yeah.
-No!
_________________________________
(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(AMBASSADOR GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(BOTH GRUNTING)
_________________________________

ELASTIGIRL: We're gonna have
to slingshot! Hang on!
_________________________________
-(ELASTIGIRL GRUNTING)
-(AMBASSADOR SCREAMING)
_________________________________

-(PANTING)
-Are you all right, ma'am?

_________________________________
I'm perfectly fine...

_________________________________

_________________________________
MIKE: Okay! Listen up, Oozmas.

_________________________________

Now, we're going to have to start

winning these things together,

_________________________________

so that means I'm going to need

_________________________________

each of you guys

to pull your own weight.

_________________________________

-Mike?

-(GASPS) What is it?

_________________________________

We've made a list of

our strengths and weaknesses.

_________________________________

In high school, I was

the master of the silent scare.

_________________________________

I could sneak up on a field mouse

_________________________________

-in a pillow factory.

-(SQUISHING)

_________________________________

Sorry! They get stickier

when I'm sweaty.

_________________________________

Oh, my gosh, that's terrible.

_________________________________

We're experts in the ancient craft

of close-up magic.

_________________________________

It's all about misdirection.

_________________________________

-Uh...

-I have an extra toe. (LAUGHS)

_________________________________

Not with me, of course.

_________________________________

Guys, one slip-up on the next event,

and we're goners.

_________________________________

So for this to work,

_________________________________

I'm gonna need you

to take every instinct you have

_________________________________

and bury it deep, deep down.

_________________________________

-Done.

-From now on, we are of one mind.

_________________________________

My mind.

_________________________________

Oh, please.

_________________________________

I will tell you exactly what to do,

and how to do it.

_________________________________

ALL: Uh... Okay, Mike.

Seems about right.

_________________________________

All right. Give me scary steps.

_________________________________

Fifty up and down, right now. Let's go!

_________________________________

You're wasting your time.

We need a new team.

_________________________________

(SCOFFS) We can't just

"get a new team"!

_________________________________

I checked this morning.

It's against the rules.

_________________________________

What if we disguised a new team

to look like the old team?

_________________________________

Oh, no, no. We are not cheating.

_________________________________

It's not cheating. I'm just, you know,

_________________________________

leveling the playing field.

_________________________________

Okay, so it's kind of cheating,

but what do you want me to do?

_________________________________

They're not exactly

the scariest group in the world.

_________________________________

Oh, a ladybug!

Make a wish! Make a wish!

_________________________________

-(BLOWS)

-(ALL CHUCKLING)

_________________________________

This is not going to work.

_________________________________

Where are you going? We're training.

_________________________________

I'm a Sullivan.

_________________________________

That's not enough.

You're all over the place.

_________________________________

You're charging ahead when you...

_________________________________

Bup, bup, bup!

_________________________________

You tell them what to do but not me.

_________________________________

So long, Coach.

_________________________________

-(CLICKS TONGUE)

-(BOTH GIGGLING)

_________________________________

Okay, Oozmas... (GASPS)

_________________________________

Boy, we need to get you a bell.

_________________________________

Listen up. "If a kid hears you coming,

they'll call Mom or Dad,

_________________________________

"then you'd better run fast

or things will get bad."

_________________________________

Huh?

_________________________________

In the next event,

if even one of us gets caught,

_________________________________

we're all out.

_________________________________

So remember, do exactly what I do.
_________________________________

_________________________________

Are you sure we should be

stopping with goons after us?

_________________________________

We aren't gonna get far

without a map, are we?

_________________________________

-RODDY: Is that a house?

-Yes, and it's very dangerous.

_________________________________

So... Why don't you wait here.

_________________________________

Waiting here. Excellent idea.

_________________________________

-Watch out for the piranha.

-(YELPS)

_________________________________

-CHILDREN: Rita!

-(RODDY HOLLERS)

_________________________________

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

_________________________________

Here you go, Annie. You, Shamus.

_________________________________

Mimi, get your finger

out of your nose. Fergus.

_________________________________

-Jojo, no bitting.

-BOY: That is wild good!

_________________________________

ALL: Rita!

_________________________________

Rita's back!

_________________________________

-Rita!

-Mum! Oh, Mum.

_________________________________

Thank goodness you're safe.

_________________________________

Rita!

_________________________________

-Hello, Dad.

-Give us a hug, girl!

_________________________________

Whoa! Oh!

_________________________________

-(ALL GRUNT)

-(CHUP SHATTERING)

_________________________________

Why, Mum,

there's a peeping Tom outside!

_________________________________

Tom? Ohh, it's Tom Jones!

_________________________________

-Mother, it's not Tom Jones.

-That's just my passenger.

_________________________________

-He's very good-looking.

-He is not coming in.

_________________________________

-MUM: Soup's on!

-(GROANS)

_________________________________

BOY: It's lovely. Thanks, Mum.

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

So how long have you been

Rita's boyfriend?

_________________________________

He's not my boyfriend.

_________________________________

Will you make an honest woman

of my daughter?

_________________________________

Dad!

_________________________________

We were thinking of a spring

wedding, right, cream puff?

_________________________________

Look, I just want

all of you to know he's...

_________________________________

-Tom Jones!

-(SIGHS)

_________________________________

So your name is "Roddy," is that right?

_________________________________

Yes, that's right. Roddy St. James.

_________________________________

What a beautiful name.

_________________________________

-Hi, Roddy.

-Who might you be, little chap?

_________________________________

-They call me Shocky.

-Why do they call you that?

_________________________________

-Shocky!

-Yes! Got it.

_________________________________

Rita, where are you taking

this handsome young man, then?

_________________________________

Well... Actually, that's

why I need your maps, Dad.

_________________________________

Because he's from...

(CLEARS THROAT) Up Top.

_________________________________

Kitchen. Now.

_________________________________

Sing us a song, Tom!

_________________________________

I'm not saying it isn't risky.

-But it's impossible, Rita.

_________________________________

No one's ever got past

the rapids at Hyde Park.

_________________________________

Dad, Dad! He's gonna pay us.

_________________________________

For the last time,

we don't need the money!

_________________________________

A new stove might be nice.

_________________________________
RODDY: Talkin' about the little lady

GRANDMA: Go, Tom! Go!

_________________________________

-Sing to my heart!

-She's a lady

_________________________________

Talkin' about that old lady

_________________________________

And the lady wears big undies

_________________________________

Huge undies. Whoo!

_________________________________

Psst! Rita!

_________________________________

It's okay. It's me, Liam.

_________________________________

Quick, in the kitchen.

_________________________________

Look at those moves! I love you, Tom!

_________________________________

This bloke isn't who he says he is.

_________________________________

His real name is Millicent Bystander,

an international jewel thief.

_________________________________

A mastermind, a super-criminal.

_________________________________

Looks like he crossed The Toad

and got away with it.

_________________________________

He's dangerous, but I'm a

thinker. I've got a plan.

_________________________________

(SCATTING)

_________________________________

More! More!

_________________________________

-That was brilliant!

-Oh, it was nothing.

_________________________________

-So you're from Up Top?

-Yes.

_________________________________

-I've met one of your lot before.

-Oh, really?

_________________________________

Used to be some old lady's pet.

_________________________________

That's nice.

_________________________________

Terribly lonely for him, though.

He had no one to talk to.

_________________________________

No one to cuddle with!

_________________________________

No one to shocky.

_________________________________

That's no life, is it?

_________________________________

I'd better get these dishes started.

_________________________________

Oh, please, permit me.

_________________________________

Oh, you're such a gentleman.

_________________________________
RITA: Great! So I hand Roddy

over to The Toad

_________________________________

and claim the reward.

_________________________________

Then we're all sitting pretty

for the rest of our lives.

_________________________________

Its that it?

_________________________________
LIAM: The Toad will pay

a fortune for him.

_________________________________

He's a bad one anyway,

so that's all right, isn't it?

_________________________________

You cheeky little monkey. I won't

have no son of mine acting the rat.

_________________________________

We Malones never go back on our word.

_________________________________

-He's gonna steal your boat.

-He won't.

_________________________________

-He's stealing your boat.

-He isn't stealing...

_________________________________

-He stole your boat.

-What?

_________________________________
LIAM: He's like Robin Hood in reverse.

_________________________________

(RITA GRUNTS)

_________________________________

-(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

-Oi! I thought we had a deal!

_________________________________

So did I!

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

This is an emergency!

Get out of the way! Emergency!

_________________________________

Keep clear! I'm coming, Mr. Jones,

I'm coming! Oh, marry me, Mr. Jones!

_________________________________

Roddy!

_________________________________

That double-crossing little

schemer. I don't need her.

_________________________________

I mean, anyone can get out

and sail. Look at me!

_________________________________

All right, Sid, you're in for a big surprise.

_________________________________

MALE RAT: Look out!

_________________________________

Sorry!

_________________________________

(PHONE RINGING)

_________________________________

Sid's Tattoo and Hot Dog Parlor.

_________________________________

It's Roddy. Remember me?

_________________________________

-The butler?

-Roddy!

_________________________________

Listen, you! If you're still

there when I get back...

_________________________________

(BELCHING) Back? Back? And

how you gonna do that then, Roddy?

_________________________________

-(CRASHING)

-What was that?

_________________________________

-Gotta go, Rodders.

-If I find one thing out of place...

_________________________________

-Oh!

-(ENGINE SPUTTERING)

_________________________________

-(WHISTLING)

-(HARMONIZING)

_________________________________

(SLUGS SINGS:

DON'T WORRY, BE HAPPY)

_________________________________

(SINGING) Here's a little song I wrote

_________________________________

You might want to sing it note for note

_________________________________

Don't worry

_________________________________

Be happy

_________________________________

Don't worry, be happy now

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

Where are they hiding?

_________________________________

Think. Think.

_________________________________

To find a rat, you got to think like a rat.

_________________________________
THIMBLENOSE TED: Hey, guys.

_________________________________

I've had a tip-off.

_________________________________

They're heading west to Kensington.

_________________________________

Bingo!

_________________________________

Scrabble! (CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

Enough games. To the ratmobiles!

_________________________________

(NEAL HEFTI: BATMAN THEME)

_________________________________

Okay, okay. We can fix it.

_________________________________

Yes, we can. Obviously...

_________________________________

-(SHOCKING)

-Ah!

_________________________________

Fairly major burn to the hand.

Smell of burning flesh.

_________________________________

Maybe I should just...

_________________________________

-(ZAPPING)

-Ow! Oh...

_________________________________

(PANTING)

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

Oh, oh, ow! That really hurt.

_________________________________

Just start, you worthless old pile of

rubbish! You useless, unreliable...

_________________________________
RITA: Untrustworthy, double-crossing,

two-faced, conniving little toe-rag!

_________________________________

Ha! Ha! Oh...

_________________________________

So I'm the double-crosser?

Oh, yes, that's rich!

_________________________________

I overheard everything.

_________________________________

Yes, you and your family

were gonna sell me to The Toad!

_________________________________

What?

_________________________________

You dipstick! That was

my stupid little brother's plan.

_________________________________

And no one listens to him.

_________________________________

Ah, must have missed that part.

_________________________________

How could you think I'd sell you out?

When I make a deal, I make a deal.

_________________________________

Your hair's on fire.

_________________________________

What?

_________________________________

Ow! Ah! Oh, God...

_________________________________

Rita, look...

_________________________________

I'm sorry, all right. I was wrong.

_________________________________

And I think we should

just put it behind us.

_________________________________

Okay. I suppose I can put it behind me.

_________________________________

This is such an overreaction!

_________________________________

Rita, you can't just leave me here on a...

_________________________________

On a duck! Up the creek without a...

_________________________________

You're getting everything

you deserve. Sneaking around,

_________________________________

eavesdropping on other

people's conversations.

_________________________________

I was not sneaking around.

_________________________________

Right.

_________________________________

I say, you can't really intend

to just strand me like this.

_________________________________

You're not that heartless.

_________________________________

Okay, maybe you are.

_________________________________

If you're trying to teach me

a lesson, consider it taught!

_________________________________

I'm on a duck, begging!

_________________________________

(RODDY PLAYING GUITAR)

_________________________________

(SINGING) Ice cold Rita

_________________________________

Never did I meet a

_________________________________

Girl who's half so cruel

I offered her a jewel

_________________________________

But she left me stuck

Stranded on a duck

_________________________________

What a shoddy thing to do to Roddy

_________________________________

Me

_________________________________

That's Roddy St. James of Kensington

_________________________________

Poor, poor Roddy

_________________________________

Flushed down his own potty

_________________________________

Rita, can't you find it in your heart

_________________________________

(LOW) To help him

_________________________________

How mean can one rat be

_________________________________

Ice cold Rita

_________________________________

Won't you be sweeter to me

_________________________________

Oh! Ah!

_________________________________

Am I forgiven?

_________________________________

No. I was just afraid

you'd sing another verse.

_________________________________

Rita, I wasn't eavesdropping,

I swear to you.

_________________________________

Oh, really?

_________________________________

What were you doing, then, Roddy?

_________________________________

Well, I was actually, uh, just

watching you with your family...

_________________________________

and...

_________________________________

thinking how lucky you were.

_________________________________

(RITA SIGHS)

_________________________________

Lucky? Stuck with you?

_________________________________

So our deal's still on?

_________________________________

Sure it is.

_________________________________

(SPITTING)

_________________________________

(SPITTING)

_________________________________

Look, I really want to

help out more around here.

_________________________________

Just give me a job.

Anything, engineer, navigator.

_________________________________

I could drive for a bit if you like.

_________________________________

(SCOFFS)

_________________________________

_________________________________
DORY: Are we there yet?
HANK: Sh. Keep it down!

_________________________________

Hank, I'm so glad I found you.

It feels like... I... Destiny.

_________________________________

For what must be the millionth time,

it's not destiny.

_________________________________

Uh-oh. Have I said "destiny" before?

I'm sorry.

_________________________________

I'm just so nervous

because I'm gonna meet my parents.

_________________________________

I haven't seen them in I don't even know

how long because...

_________________________________

-you see I suffer from short-term...

-HANK: Short-term memory loss.

_________________________________

Look, no more talking. Okay?

I don't like talking.

_________________________________

I don't like chatter and questions.

And, "How are you? Oh, I'm fine."

_________________________________

(PHONE RINGING)

_________________________________

"How are you? I'm fine too."

News flash -nobody's fine.

_________________________________

Oh, I'm fine. How are you?

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

-Hank, look, there's a map!

-Sh!

_________________________________

The plan is you're gonna read that

and figure out where your parents live.

_________________________________

Then I'm on the truck to Cleveland.

You got it?

_________________________________

Got it. What was the first part again?

_________________________________

Ugh.

_________________________________

What? The octopus escaped again?

_________________________________

Wow. Look at all the exhibits.

_________________________________

How can you do this park in one day?

Seriously.

_________________________________

-Pick one!

-Okay. Um...

_________________________________

(GROANS) Well,

tell everyone to keep an eye out.

_________________________________

We're supposed to be releasing

the octopus back to the ocean today.

_________________________________

Well, of course I haven't seen him.

If I was looking I'd find him.

_________________________________

Hank! There you are.

_________________________________

-Hurry up!

-Okay. Okay.

_________________________________

K. It starts with a "k."

Kid z-own-y. Kid zone!

_________________________________

No! No kids. Kids grab things.

_________________________________

And I'm not losing

another tentacle for you.

_________________________________

You lost a tentacle?

Well then you're not an octopus,

_________________________________

you're a septopus.

_________________________________

I may not remember, but I can count.

_________________________________

-Hurry up!

-Okay.

_________________________________

Journey to the... Hey, look. Shells.

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

Hey, look. Shells!

_________________________________

(CHARLIE CHUCKLING)

_________________________________

Daddy, here's a shell for you.

_________________________________

That's great, Dory.

You found another one.

_________________________________

-I did?

-Oh, yes, you did.

_________________________________

You're getting good at this, Dory.

_________________________________

(FISH LAUGHING)

_________________________________

Hey, look. Shells!

_________________________________

(JENNY CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

-Hey, I live there.

-Yes! Yes, indeed.

_________________________________

-I like shells.

-(LAUGHS) That's right, dear.

_________________________________

Do you think you could find me

another shell?

_________________________________

(WHISPERS) Purple ones

are my favourite.

_________________________________

Okay, Mommy.

_________________________________

Mommy. Purple shell. Purple shell!

Hey, my home had a purple shell.

_________________________________

So what? Half the exhibits here

have purple shells in them.

_________________________________

No, no, no. You don't understand.

I remember her now.

_________________________________

Purple shells were her favourite

and she had this adorable giggle.

_________________________________

And then my dad was really friendly.

_________________________________

And now your wacky memory's

gonna get us caught.

_________________________________

Still think this is destiny?

_________________________________

-Hank, we have to find my folks!

-Quiet!

_________________________________

Ugh. Base, this is Carol.

_________________________________

Uh, I think I might have found

that missing octopus. Over.

_________________________________

-See what you did?

-Sorry.

_________________________________

This could not be worse.

_________________________________

Hmm. "Destiny." (GASPS) Destiny.

_________________________________

-Hank. I got a feeling.

-Sh!

_________________________________

I think we should get in the bucket.

_________________________________

-No. Stop.

-Seriously. It says "destiny" and it is...

_________________________________

-No, no, no, no, no.

-We've got to get in that bucket.

_________________________________

-I'm not going with you in that bucket.

-Here...I...go...in...the...bucket. Bye.

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

Hey, guys, I'm looking for my family.

Oh, good idea. Play dead.

_________________________________

(HANK GASPS)

_________________________________

I'm sorry. I got to blink. How do you

hold your eyes open that long?

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

(GROANS)

_________________________________

Hey, guys. Wait a second.

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

(PANTING)

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

Our next guest

has been here a very long time.

_________________________________

She's a whale shark.

Her name is Destiny.

_________________________________

Destiny? Really?

_________________________________

You'll notice she's extremely

near-sighted and has trouble...

_________________________________

navigating her environment.

Oh! And here she comes now.

_________________________________

Ooh! Destiny. (GASPS) You're a fish?

_________________________________

(DESTINY GROANS)

_________________________________

Wait. What?

_________________________________

-Hi! Hello there.

-Whoa! Oh. Whoa.

_________________________________

All right, I'll go with you.

_________________________________

-Excuse me.

-Is that blue blob talking?

_________________________________

-Can you help me? I lost my family.

-You lost your family?

_________________________________

Well, it's a long story,

_________________________________

and truth be told,

I don't remember most of it.

_________________________________
Aw, that is so sad.

You poor thi... (SCREAMS)

_________________________________

(DESTINY PANTING)

_________________________________

Sorry. Not a great swimmer.

I can't see very well.

_________________________________

Oh, I think you swim beautifully.

_________________________________

In fact, I've never seen a fish

swim like that before.

_________________________________

(VOCALIZING) Thank you.

_________________________________

(VOCALIZING) You're welcome.

_________________________________

Wait. Say that again.

_________________________________

Um, you're (VOCALIZING) welcome.

_________________________________

-Dory?

-Yes.

_________________________________

-Dory?

-Yes.

_________________________________

-Dory?

-Yes.

_________________________________

-(GASPS) Dory!

-Yes.

_________________________________

-You and I were friends!

-No!

_________________________________

-Dory, it's me! Destiny!

-You know me?

_________________________________

Of course! We talked through the pipes

when we were little.

_________________________________

-We were pipe pals!

-We were?

_________________________________

-(GASPS) Aw, you're so pretty.

-So you know where I'm from?

_________________________________

Yep, you are from

the Open Ocean exhibit.

_________________________________

I'm from the Open Ocean exhibit?

_________________________________

(GASPS) Then that's

where my parents are.

_________________________________

We got to go. Can you take me there?

_________________________________

Uh... Kind of tough for a whale

to travel around here.

_________________________________

Can you please keep it down

over there? My head hurts.

_________________________________

-(DESTINY GROANS)

-Who's that?

_________________________________

(WHISPERING)

That's my neighbour, Bailey.

_________________________________

He was brought in with a head injury.

_________________________________

I know you're talking about me, Destiny.

_________________________________

He thinks he can't use his echolocation,

but I've overheard...

_________________________________

the doctors talking.

There's not a thing wrong with him.

_________________________________

Hear every word

you're saying about me.

_________________________________

What's echolocation?

_________________________________

Bailey's head is supposed to put out

a call and the echo helps him...

_________________________________

find objects far away.

Oh, but apparently he's still "healing."

_________________________________

Now I know you're talking about me.

_________________________________

-I really can't echolocate.

-Oh.

_________________________________

I cannot have this conversation again.

I just can't.

_________________________________

I hit my head very hard out there.

See how swollen it is!

_________________________________

Your head is supposed to be big!

You're a beluga!

_________________________________

Echolocation.

_________________________________

Oh, like the world's

most powerful pair of glasses?

_________________________________

-What?

-What are glasses?

_________________________________

It's sort of like you go, "hoo"

_________________________________

and then you see things.

Why do I know that?

_________________________________

Oh. That's interesting.

_________________________________

There you are!

Listen up, you and I are square.

_________________________________

I took you to the map,

now give me that tag!

_________________________________

Wait, no. I know where my parents are.

They're in the...

_________________________________

What's it called? The place...

The soap and lotion?

_________________________________

-BOTH: Open Ocean.

-Open Ocean!

_________________________________

(GASPS) Open Ocean!

I know where that is.

_________________________________

That's the exhibit located right next to...

I don't care.

_________________________________

-Easy!

-(DESTINY GASPS)

_________________________________

If you're trying to get to the Open Ocean

exhibit go through the pipes.

_________________________________

-HANK: Through the pipes. Great.

-Through the pipes?

_________________________________

Yep. Take two lefts, swim straight

and you'll hit it.

_________________________________

Oh, that's a lot of directions. That's...

Did you get that, Hank? All that?

_________________________________

-Uh, yeah.

-Great! Let's go.

_________________________________

I'm not going with you. I won't fit.

You have to go by yourself.

_________________________________

Um...

_________________________________

That's... I'm... I... See, I can't because

I'm not so good with directions.

_________________________________

Well, that's too bad. A deal's a deal.

You wanted to find your parents?

_________________________________

That's how you get to them.

Now give me your tag.

_________________________________

But, Hank, I can't go in the pipes alone.

I'll forget where I'm going.

_________________________________

-Not my problem. Tag!

-But I can't get in that way.

_________________________________

-I'm sorry, but there's no other way.

-There's no other way. (GASPS)

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

-There's no other way.

-Now, now. Don't panic.

_________________________________

It's okay. Not everything in life is

easy to do. Isn't that right, Charlie?

_________________________________

She's right. When something's

too hard, you should just give up.

_________________________________

-Charlie!

-A joke. I'm kidding!

_________________________________

Just a joke. A joke.

Caution, joker at work.

_________________________________

-Joke. I got it.

-(BABY DORY LAUGHS)

_________________________________

You see, kelpcake?

There's always another way.

_________________________________

Thank you, Daddy.

_________________________________

Thank you, Daddy.

_________________________________

(GASPS) Nope. My father said

there's always another way.

_________________________________

-What? There is no other way.

-Open Ocean. Open Ocean. Hmm...

_________________________________

Open Ocean. I'm pretty sure

it's the building over there.

_________________________________

That's ill-defined and roundish.

Like Bailey's head.

_________________________________

-Wait, what?

-Always another way. There's...

_________________________________

There! Guys, follow me.

I know how we can get to locomotion.

_________________________________

BOTH: Open Ocean.
DORY: Exactly.

_________________________________

Um, guys.

You know I can't swim over there, right?

_________________________________

BOTH: Ooo-roo, ooo-roo, ooo-roo.

_________________________________
MARLIN: I don't see how this

is going to get us inside.

_________________________________

What are you even doing?

_________________________________

We're calling her over, of course.

_________________________________

Calling her over? Calling who over?

_________________________________

(BIRDS WARBLING)

_________________________________

Lads, meet Becky.

_________________________________

(SQUAWKS)

_________________________________

Flying? No, no, no new information.

_________________________________

Listen, tell her thank you.

_________________________________

You guys have gone

above and beyond. Really.

_________________________________

But is there a way to get in

that involves, like, swimming?

_________________________________

Because that's really our strength.

_________________________________

Look, your friend is going to be

in quarantine.

_________________________________

That's where they take the sick fish.

_________________________________

And the one and only one way

into that place is Becky.

_________________________________

-(SQUAWKS)

-(MARLIN SCREAMS)

_________________________________

(MARLIN CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

_________________________________

Hi, Becky.

_________________________________

Ow! Stop. Let's call

her Pecky because this is hurting.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) I think she likes you, Dad.

_________________________________

Becky, love? These two nice fish

need to get into quarantine.

_________________________________

Are you free today, Rebecca darling?

_________________________________

Becky, is... Would that work

with your schedule? Ow!

_________________________________

She doesn't understand

what I'm saying.

_________________________________

All you have to do

is imprint with her, mate.

_________________________________

-Imp... What?

-BOTH: Imprint.

_________________________________

Look her in the eye and say, "ooo-roo"

and she'll be in sync with you.

_________________________________

-Now look her in the eye.

-Yeah.

_________________________________

(GROANS) Nemo, I think we should

devise an alternate plan.

_________________________________

One that involves staying in the water

and someone sane.

_________________________________

Because this bird, this bird...

This ain't the bird!

_________________________________

That's fine, Dad. And in the meantime,

Dory will just forget us.

_________________________________

Like you said, it's what she does best.

_________________________________

(SIGHS) Fine.

_________________________________

Uh...

_________________________________

Okay, look her in the eye. Which eye?

_________________________________
FLUKE: Just pick one, mate.

_________________________________
MARLIN: Becky.

_________________________________

Uh...

_________________________________

(ECHOING) Ooh. Ooo-roo.

Roo-roo, Becky.

_________________________________

(SQUAWKS)

_________________________________

(NEMO LAUGHING)

_________________________________

Okay, this is all great.

_________________________________

How exactly is Becky

supposed to carry us?

_________________________________

Oh, yeah. I almost forgot. Gerald!

_________________________________

-Hmm?

-RUDDER: Yeah, Gerald.

_________________________________

-FLUKE: Come on, son.

-Hmm?

_________________________________

Come on, Gerald. Give us your pail,

we'll let you sit on the rock.

_________________________________

-Yeah, Gerald. We swear it.

-Hmm.

_________________________________

(LAUGHS)

_________________________________

That's right. Shimmy on over here.

_________________________________

-(LAUGHING)

-Come on. You can do it.

_________________________________

-That's right.

-(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

Mind you don't scuff your bum.

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

-Thank you so much, Gerald.

-(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

Welcome to your time on this rock.

_________________________________

-Comfortable, isn't it?

-(CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

BOTH: Time's up! Get off!

_________________________________

-Off! Off! Off! Off!

-Time's up! Now get off, Gerald! Off!

_________________________________

No, this is nuts! Why do I keep getting

talked into insane choices?

_________________________________

-(BECKY SQUAWKS)

-Good luck!

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

Okay, when I tell you you're gonna...

_________________________________

Yeah. I know. I'm gonna signal

with a big splash.

_________________________________

On my mark. Not clear yet.

Not clear yet.

_________________________________

-Now?

-Not 'til Destiny gives the signal.

_________________________________

(HANK CHEWING LOUDLY)

_________________________________

You know something? I have no idea

why you're even doing this.

_________________________________

What do you mean?

_________________________________

It seems like a lot of trouble

just to find some more fish.

_________________________________

If I had short-term memory loss...

_________________________________

I'd just swim off into the blue

and forget everything.

_________________________________

Well I don't want to do that.

I want my family.

_________________________________

Not me, kid. I don't want anyone

to worry about.

_________________________________

You're lucky. No memories.

No problems.

_________________________________

Huh. No memories. No problems.

_________________________________

Still not clear. Still not clear.

_________________________________

You don't have to say when it's not time.

_________________________________

-Not...

-Just tell me when it is time.

_________________________________

Okay, here we go. And... Wait!

_________________________________

(INHALES) "Here we go. Wait."

Are you serious?

_________________________________

-Okay, on the count of three.

-Don't count. Just say, "Go."

_________________________________

-Go! Now, now. Do it! Do it!

-What? Okay, okay. (GRUNTS)

_________________________________

-Wow. Look at that! I mean...

-That's the signal.

_________________________________

-Go, go, go! That's the signal!

-(GRUNTING)

_________________________________
HANK: Now remember,

Destiny said follow the signs

_________________________________

-to the Open Ocean exhibit.

-DORY: Uh-huh.

_________________________________
HANK: I can't see squat,

so it's your job to look for it.

_________________________________

Got it. Follow the signs to Open Ocean.

_________________________________

I'm just gonna repeat it, okay?

That should work.

_________________________________

Follow the signs to Open Ocean.

Follow the signs to Open Ocean.

_________________________________

Mm. Go right! Follow the signs

to Open Ocean.

_________________________________

Follow the signs to Open Ocean.

Follow the signs to Open Ocean. Left!

_________________________________

-Follow the signs to Open Ocean.

-And steer clear of people, will you?

_________________________________

Especially kids.

I don't want to be touched.

_________________________________

Sh! Do not mess me up!

_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAM)

_________________________________

Oh, poor baby.

Let me get that for you. Here you... Oh!

_________________________________

Oh, my. Ugh.

_________________________________

-Where do we go? Where do we go?

-(GIRL CRYING)

_________________________________

Oh, sorry!

Okay, I was looking, looking...

_________________________________
MARLIN: Roo-roo, Becky!

Drop us anywhere. We're okay.

_________________________________

Just wait, Dad. I think she's looking

for a place to land.

_________________________________

She's confused, Nemo. She doesn't

even know which way to look.

_________________________________

(GIRL CRYING)

_________________________________

(SQUAWKS)

_________________________________

(MARLIN SCREAMING)

_________________________________

Wait, Becky. What are you doing?

Ooo-roo. Ooo-roo-roo-roo-roo.

_________________________________

(SQUAWKS)

_________________________________

Okay. I was going somewhere.

The question is where.

_________________________________

Which way? Do you see the sign?

_________________________________

I'm looking. I'm looking. Something to

something gets me to my family!

_________________________________

"The world's most powerful pair of..."

_________________________________

I know that. Why do I know that?

It's another memory.

_________________________________

Hank, we need to go that way!

Left. Go left.

_________________________________
_________________________________

CLAIRE: We are at the halfway point
of the second event,

_________________________________

and things are getting interesting.

_________________________________

(SOFTLY) Got it.

_________________________________

_________________________________

BARNACLE:

Pick on someone your own size!

_________________________________

-You heard the captain.

-BARNACLE: Get lost!

_________________________________

There's no room

for passengers on this boat.

_________________________________

Let go, you sticky little...

_________________________________

_________________________________
CLAIRE: Only two teams left.

_________________________________

Who will make it out with their flag,

_________________________________

and who will be eliminated?

_________________________________
BROCK: In a real Scare,

_________________________________

you do not want to get caught

by a kid's parent.

_________________________________

And in this event,

you do not want to get caught by

_________________________________

the librarian.

_________________________________

(SHUSHING)

_________________________________

Quiet.

_________________________________

(SCOFFS) What's so scary

about a little old librarian?

_________________________________

-(CHAIR CREAKS)

-(GASPS)

_________________________________

I said, "Quiet."

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

(ALL LAUGHING)

_________________________________

(GASPING)

_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)

_________________________________

-Faster.

-Slow and steady.

_________________________________

-Slow and steady.

-Slow and steady.

_________________________________

BOTH: Slow and steady.

_________________________________

Slow and steady.

_________________________________

_________________________________
MARLIN: Becky! Ooo-roo. Ooo-roo.

_________________________________

She can't hear you, Dad.

_________________________________

All right. New plan. We have to get

closer to Becky so she can hear us.

_________________________________

-(GRUNTING)

-I don't think we should move the pail.

_________________________________

Nemo. Without me Becky's lost.

_________________________________

Dad, just trust her.

_________________________________

Trust her? So she can forget us

all together?

_________________________________

-I trust Becky.

-You trust her? Becky's eating a cup!

_________________________________

(SQUAWKS)

_________________________________

Becky! Becky! Ooo-roo! Whoa!

_________________________________

Ah. (GROANS)

_________________________________

Well, at least we're not stuck

in the bucket any more.

_________________________________

-(MARLIN GROANS)

-(NEMO SIGHS)

_________________________________

Or on top of quarantine.

_________________________________
SIGOURNEY: The baby otter talk

is beginning now.

_________________________________

Why, thanks, Sigourney Weaver.

Hey, who wants to learn about otters?

_________________________________

(CHILDREN CHEERING)

_________________________________
DORY: Looking for the world's

most powerful pair of glasses.

_________________________________

(GASPS) Otters!

_________________________________

-Welcome, it's a huge cuddle party!

-Cuddle party! I'm in!

_________________________________

Where are we?

Are we close to Open Ocean?

_________________________________

Uh, yes. I think... Well, I don't know.

But I saw that other sign so...

_________________________________

What? What other sign?

_________________________________

The world's most powerful

pair of glasses.

_________________________________

What? What are you talking about?

Why would we follow that sign?

_________________________________

Well, because I remembered it.

_________________________________

No. That wasn't the plan. Ow!

_________________________________

All right, that's it!

You have wasted my time!

_________________________________

-Wait. No.

-That transport truck leaves at dawn...

_________________________________

and I'm not missing it,

so give me your tag.

_________________________________

Wait. No, I remembered that sign.

_________________________________

-So?

-So I'm remembering more...

_________________________________
and more and I feel like my memory's

getting better. I think we should...

_________________________________

No! Your memory is not working.

You can't remember anything.

_________________________________

It's probably how you lost your family

in the first place!

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

All right, look, let's just take it down

a notch. Just give me the tag and...

_________________________________

You know something, for a guy

with three hearts you're not very nice.

_________________________________

Three hearts? What are you talking

about? I don't have three hearts.

_________________________________

-Yes, you do.

-I don't!

_________________________________

-You do!

-Don't!

_________________________________

-Do!

-Stop saying that!

_________________________________

Fun fact- the octopus has three hearts.

_________________________________

Two pump blood to the gills

while the third pumps...

_________________________________

-blood throughout the body.

-Wait!

_________________________________

Whoa! (SCREAMING)

_________________________________

You know, someone with three hearts

shouldn't be so mean.

_________________________________

And it's mean to say that

I would lose someone I love!

_________________________________

I did not lose them! Hank?

_________________________________

Hank? Hank?

_________________________________

_________________________________
SPIKE: I'm the captain,
and I say go left.

_________________________________
WHITEY: Would that be port

or starboard, Spike?

_________________________________

There they are!

_________________________________

Go get them, lads!

_________________________________

Whee!

_________________________________

-(CHUCKLES)

-(TOASTER RINGS)

_________________________________

-Rita!

-Hmm.

_________________________________

(SNICKERING)

_________________________________

Wait for it, wait for it... Now!

_________________________________

(BOHEMIAN LIKE YOU PLAYING)

_________________________________

Have another go if you think

you're fast enough!

_________________________________

-Whoo-hoo!

-Ahh!

_________________________________
RITA: Hold on, Roddy!

_________________________________

Get that cable, lads!

_________________________________

Whoa!

_________________________________

You've got a great car

_________________________________

Yeah, what's wrong with it today

_________________________________

-You may now kiss the bride.

-Huh?

_________________________________

(GASPING)

_________________________________

(YELLING)

_________________________________

-Congratulations, by the way!

-(GASPS)

_________________________________

DRIVER: Watch your starboard!
RODDY: Rita!

_________________________________

Rita! Can we go a little faster, please?

_________________________________

We don't have to!

_________________________________
RITA: Go, go, purple custard!

_________________________________

Ooh!

_________________________________

Oh!

_________________________________

Ah!

_________________________________

Whoa!

_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-End of the line, Millicent.

_________________________________

Oh, yeah! Haha!

_________________________________

-Rita, try and go right!

-What?

_________________________________

Just trust me!

_________________________________

I hope you know what you're doing!

_________________________________

Now head for the rope!

_________________________________

Okay.

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

Oh, no.

_________________________________

Well done, Roddy!

_________________________________

We did it! We did it!

_________________________________

We didn't do it.

_________________________________

(SNICKERING)

_________________________________

Whoa! Rita,

can you get me back on the boat?

_________________________________

Oh! (GRUNTING)

_________________________________

-Thank you.

-You're welcome.

_________________________________

_________________________________

(GRUNTS IN ANNOYANCE)

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

-Sullivan!

-Sullivan!

_________________________________

-Sullivan!

-Sullivan!

_________________________________

(ALL SHUSHING)

_________________________________

(ALL GROANING)

_________________________________

(FLOORBOARD CREAKS)

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

Hmm.

_________________________________

Whew! (GASPS)

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

(GASPING)

_________________________________

(STRAINING) Ooh!

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

-(GROWLS)

-(GASPS)

_________________________________

-No!

-(POPPING)
_________________________________

_________________________________

-Han-s.

-No. Not Hans. I'm looking for Hank.

_________________________________

-Han-s.

-Hank. With a "k." Hank.

_________________________________

-Hands!

-Hands? Oh, oh, oh, hands!

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

-Hank! Hank?

-(GROANING)

_________________________________

My arm!

_________________________________

Hank!

_________________________________

(CHILDREN CHATTERING)

_________________________________

(SCREAMS) Where are you? Hank!

_________________________________

Oh! Ahh! Can you please help me?

I'm looking for...

_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAMING)

_________________________________

Please help me. I've lost

my friend Frank. I'm sorry, not Frank.

_________________________________

You're in my space! (SCREAMS)

_________________________________

He's an octopus. No, septo...

Septopus. That's right.

_________________________________

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________
TERRI: Five, six, seven, eight!

(SCATTING)

_________________________________

BOTH: Look over here!

_________________________________

-(TERRY CHUCKLING)

-(TERRI SINGING)

_________________________________

-(LAUGHING)

-(PLATES SHATTERING)

_________________________________

-Is that legal?

-You better believe it, mop top!

_________________________________

The only rule is don't get caught.

_________________________________

(CONTINUES LAUGHING)

_________________________________

Whoo!

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-(ALL GRUNTING)

_________________________________

-Ooh!

-BOTH: Hey! Over here!

_________________________________

(GROWLS)

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
_________________________________

He's a septopus. Septopus.

Septopus. Septopus. (GASPS)

_________________________________

One, two, three, four, five, six, s...

Septopus! He's camouflaged!

_________________________________

(PANTING)

_________________________________

(YELPS)

_________________________________

Hank. Come on, Hank!

Let's get out of here.

_________________________________

-(GRUNTING)

-Dory, what are you doing?

_________________________________

(STAMMERING) Hank!

What's the plan?

_________________________________

The plan is I'm gonna stay here forever.

_________________________________

Okay. Good plan.

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Hank. I'm sorry.

I can't remember right. (GASPS)

_________________________________

-Sweetie. Sweetie.

-Oh, watch out, kelpcake.

_________________________________

Oh, watch where you're going.

_________________________________

I'm sorry, Daddy.

I'm sorry I can't remember right.

_________________________________

Oh, sweetie.

Sweetie, you don't need to be sorry.

_________________________________

You know what you need to do?

Just keep swimming.

_________________________________

Yeah.

_________________________________

And I bet you can remember

that because we're just...

_________________________________

Um...

_________________________________

We're gonna sing a song about it.

_________________________________

♪ Just keep swimming

Just keep swimming

_________________________________

BOTH: ♪ Just keep swimming

Swimming, swimming

_________________________________

♪ What do we do?

We swim

_________________________________

♪ Swim, swim, swim

We swim

_________________________________

-♪ We swim, swim, swim

-DORY: ♪ Just keep swimming ♪

_________________________________

(LAUGHS)

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

(GASPS) My parents

taught me that song!

_________________________________

We sang it as a family.

_________________________________

All this time I thought I made it up!

_________________________________

-What song?

-Just keep swimming.

_________________________________

Hank, we've just got to keep swimming.

_________________________________

What? No way! Listen to me,

it's too dangerous to move.

_________________________________

No, you listen to me. I know

you're scared, but you can't give up.

_________________________________

Follow me.

_________________________________

♪ Just keep swimming

Just keep swimming

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

♪ My mom wrote

this song for me

_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAM)

_________________________________

♪ It's gonna get us out of here ♪

_________________________________

Sing with me, Hank. Come on.

_________________________________

_________________________________

Are you sure about this, Spike?

_________________________________

These things are

supposed to be dangerous.

_________________________________

Danger is my middle name.

_________________________________

-I thought it was Leslie.

-(GROANS)

_________________________________

Just thought I'd drop in.

_________________________________

Rita, do something quick! Anything!

_________________________________

-Hang on tight!

-(SNICKERING)

_________________________________

Ah!

_________________________________

-Whoa!

-(CONTNUES SNICKERING)

_________________________________

Uh-oh.

_________________________________

Any last requests?

_________________________________

Yes. Could you fly quite suddenly off

the boat, screaming like a girl?

_________________________________

What? (SCREAMS)

_________________________________

Oh, dear.

_________________________________

_________________________________

-Come and get me!

-Come and get me! Whoo-hoo!

_________________________________

Guys, what are you doing?

_________________________________

They said don't let her catch you.

_________________________________

But they didn't say how!

_________________________________

Move it! Move it! Move it! Come on!

_________________________________

(GROWLS)

_________________________________

(ALL SCREAM)

_________________________________

ALL: Whoa!

_________________________________

(ALL GRUNT)

_________________________________

_________________________________

(GASPS) I'm coming, Mommy.

I'm coming, Daddy!

_________________________________

-We're gonna be okay.

-Stop!

_________________________________

-Huh?

-Turn back.

_________________________________

Turn back!

_________________________________

ALL: You're headed

right for Poker's Cove.

_________________________________

Poker's Cove.

_________________________________

-Poker's Cove?

-Incoming!

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

-(SCREAMS)

-Stop it!

_________________________________

CHILDREN: Oh, what is this?

_________________________________

(CHILDREN SCREAMING)

_________________________________
HANK: Sorry.

_________________________________
DORY: That's okay. Everybody does it.

Nothing to be ashamed of.

_________________________________

_________________________________

Whew! (CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

We did it!

_________________________________

No, we didn't. We forgot the flag!

_________________________________

-SQUISHY: Mike?

-(GASPS)

_________________________________

-Way to go, Squishy!

-Way to go, Squishy!

_________________________________

How?

_________________________________

Misdirection.

_________________________________

(LIBRARIAN GROWLS)

_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)

_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)

_________________________________

The EEKs have been eliminated

_________________________________

and Oozma Kappa live

to scare another day!

_________________________________

ALL: (CHANTING)

We're OK! We're OK! We're OK!

_________________________________

_________________________________

-Whoo-hoo!

-Oh, yeah!

_________________________________

Yes!

_________________________________

(CHRISTOPHER CROSS: SAILING)

_________________________________

Sailing takes me away

_________________________________

To where I've always heard it could be

_________________________________

(SLOW AND DISTORTED) Look out!

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

MALE RAT: You darn foreigners!

_________________________________

(GROANING)

_________________________________

Do you think the boss

will be annoyed with us?
_________________________________

_________________________________

Hank? Oh, Hank. There you are.

_________________________________

Wow. You got us out of there.

_________________________________

Huh. I did.

_________________________________

I got us out of there.

_________________________________

I mean, technically

you also got us in there.

_________________________________

But if you hadn't I'm not sure

we would have gotten here.

_________________________________

Echolocation. Echolocation!

_________________________________

The world's most powerful pair

of glasses. We found it!

_________________________________

No. You found that.

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________
SIGOURNEY ON SPEAKERS:

Welcome to the Open Ocean.

_________________________________

Home.

_________________________________

_________________________________
SQUISHY: I've never felt so alive!

_________________________________
TERRI: We were awesome!

_________________________________

Okay, look. That wasn't real Scaring.

_________________________________

It was better than what you did.

_________________________________

You should've stuck to my strategy.

_________________________________

Whatever.

_________________________________

Talk to me when we start

the real Scaring.
_________________________________

_________________________________

(GRUNTING, PANTING)

_________________________________

Pull!

_________________________________

Nice shootin', Rex.

_________________________________

I can't believe this guy.

_________________________________

I throw everything I've got at him

and it doesn't even...

_________________________________

(RUBBER SQUEAKING)

_________________________________

What are those?

_________________________________

Um, I don't know.

I thought they looked kinda dashing.

_________________________________

I've got 24 hours to get rid of this bozo,

_________________________________

or the entire scheme I've been setting

up for 18 years goes up in smoke,

_________________________________

and you are wearing his merchandise!

_________________________________

(SLURPING)

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

Thirsty?

_________________________________

(YELL ECHOING)

_________________________________

(BOTH GROANING)

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

Looks like your game's over.

_________________________________

Wonderboy is hitting

every curve you throw at him.

_________________________________

Oh, yeah. (CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

I wonder if maybe

_________________________________

I haven't been throwing

the right curves at him, Meg, my sweet.

_________________________________

Don't even go there.

_________________________________

See, he's gotta have a weakness

because everybody's got a weakness.

_________________________________

I mean, for what?

Pandora, it was the box thing.

_________________________________

For the Trojans, hey.

They bet on the wrong horse, okay?

_________________________________

We simply need to

find out Wonderboy's.

_________________________________

I've done my part. Get your little imps...

_________________________________

They couldn't handle him as a baby.

_________________________________

I need somebody

who can handle him as a man.

_________________________________

Hey, I've sworn off manhandling.

_________________________________

That's good because that's what

got you into this jam in the first place.

_________________________________

You sold your soul to me

to save your boyfriend's life.

_________________________________

And how does this creep thank you?

_________________________________

By running off with some babe.

_________________________________

He hurt you real bad,

didn't he, Meg, huh?

_________________________________

Look, I learned my lesson, okay?

_________________________________

Which is exactly why I got a feelin'

you're gonna leap at my new offer.

_________________________________

You give me the key

to bringing down Wonder Breath,

_________________________________

and I give you the thing that

you crave most in the entire cosmos,

_________________________________

your freedom.

_________________________________

(URN SHATTERS)

_________________________________

_________________________________
Hmm...
_________________________________
Boy. And I thought I was blue.
_________________________________
You would know if Aladdin is in trouble,
wouldn't you?
_________________________________
(SIGHS DEEPLY) I thought
he'd be back by now.
_________________________________
Al will be back.
_________________________________
Listen to Genie, dear. Genie knows.
_________________________________
You've got to get your mind
off this incessant waiting.
_________________________________
Here's a sure-fire way to cheer up
a bummed-out bride-to-be.
_________________________________
A heaping helping
of matrimonial magic.
_________________________________
(HORN HONKS)
_________________________________
Hey, that's no good.
What the wedding needs is a theme.
_________________________________
It needs a groom, too,
but let's work with what we have.
_________________________________
Genie!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) It's a joke. I do that.
_________________________________
Okay, let's see.
_________________________________
This'll be the second wedding
for both of you.
_________________________________
I'm thinking we need something
a little more simple,
_________________________________
a little more elegant, and less gray.
_________________________________
(TRUMPETING)
_________________________________
Did it, done it, own it.
_________________________________
I'm gonna throw some colors at you.
Mauve, teal, and salmon.
_________________________________
What do you like beside the salmon?
_________________________________
Okay, Madonna!
_________________________________
Don't keep it. Just put that in the mix.
Wink. Okay.
_________________________________
I see lasers! It's a miracle!
_________________________________
(MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
He believes! He believes!
_________________________________
Thank you very much.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) I don't think so.
_________________________________
Très gauche, right?
_________________________________
Hmm...
_________________________________
Maybe you could elope.
_________________________________
No, you cantaloupe.
But, oh, honeydew!
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
I don't know whether
to put it under props or produce.
_________________________________
Please don't squeeze the tires.
They're not ripe.
_________________________________
And how about that gown?
_________________________________
Whether you're dancing with dwarfs,
or simply biting the apple,
_________________________________
it says, "I'm a princess for now."
_________________________________
-Genie.
-Hey, it's synergy.
_________________________________
The marketing guys are very excited.
It tests really well.
_________________________________
Thank you, Genie.
I'm sure it will be wonderful.
_________________________________
And thanks for cheering me up.
_________________________________
(GIGGLES)
_________________________________
(IMITATING BING CROSBY)
I'm sure Ali Baba and the boy
_________________________________
are on the road to Agrabah right now.
_________________________________
Isn't that right, Bob?
_________________________________
(IMITATING BOB HOPE)
That's right, Bing.
_________________________________
How about this town? Is it wild or what?
_________________________________
It's like one giant sand trap,
and me without my wedgie.
_________________________________
Hey, let's give a big hand
for Brooke Shields.
_________________________________
CASSIM: I find my son
and lose my enemy.
_________________________________
You did your old man proud, Aladdin.
_________________________________
I was just trying to stay alive.
_________________________________
Huh! If you didn't fight,
you would've been killed.
_________________________________
So says the code of the Forty Thieves.
_________________________________
Does this code have any rules
that don't end in death?
_________________________________
It's a strict code.
_________________________________
But there is one thing that I added.
_________________________________
We never hurt the innocent.
_________________________________
Uh, for future reference,
_________________________________
I'm as innocent
as the day I was hatched.
_________________________________
Oh, brother!
_________________________________
My men don't even know
about this place.
_________________________________
Listen, boy, there is a treasure,
_________________________________
the ultimate treasure.
_________________________________
Compared to this,
a pharaoh's tomb is a pauper's grave,
_________________________________
a sultan's fortune
nothing but lunch money.
_________________________________
And I am this close to it.
_________________________________
That's tantalizingly close.
_________________________________
But it's on an island
that is never in the same place twice.
_________________________________
The Vanishing Isle.
_________________________________
That would be a problem.
_________________________________
-What is this ultimate treasure?
-The big one, boy.
_________________________________
The Hand of Midas.
_________________________________
-It's just a myth.
-It's not a myth, boy!
_________________________________
It was once right here.
Look, there's your proof.
_________________________________
From stern to stem,
every piece of rigging,
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
every peg and board, all of it,
solid gold!
_________________________________
(CHITTERS)
_________________________________
Adopt me, daddy-o!
_________________________________
-Touched by the Hand of Midas.
-And sunk by it.
_________________________________
You don't understand.
_________________________________
You don't know
what it's like to have nothing,
_________________________________
to stare up at the palace
and know you deserve more,
_________________________________
to be called "street rat."
_________________________________
Yes, I do.
_________________________________
I knew exactly
what I wanted for my family, the best.
_________________________________
I couldn't give up,
and go back empty-handed.
_________________________________
But the weeks turned into months
and the months turned into years.
_________________________________
I came back to Agrabah one night,
_________________________________
but I couldn't find my wife, or my son.
_________________________________
I thought my family was lost forever.
_________________________________
At that moment, I would've traded
anything to get your mother back.
_________________________________
ALADDIN: We never wanted gold.
_________________________________
We wanted you.
_________________________________
I wanted a father. I still do.
_________________________________
Come to my wedding.
_________________________________
This time, you have an invitation.
_________________________________
Aladdin, I just don't know.
_________________________________
Dad, I'm not going back
to Agrabah until morning.
_________________________________
At least think about it?
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
Aladdin may never understand,
but it just wouldn't work.
_________________________________
I don't belong in his world.
_________________________________
The oracle doesn't belong
in his world, either.
_________________________________
It belongs in the hands
of two enterprising treasure hunters,
_________________________________
you and me.
_________________________________
The oracle.
It's probably just another dead end.
_________________________________
It works! That's how the kid found you.
_________________________________
-It knows everything.
-Everything?
_________________________________
And I know where they stashed it.
_________________________________
Cassim, we are talking about
the wedding of your only son.
_________________________________
It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
_________________________________
How can I pass it up?
_________________________________
SA'LUK: Captain, over here.
_________________________________
Show yourself!
_________________________________
You're alone. Good.
_________________________________
So you are the one with information
about the Forty Thieves?
_________________________________
What would you say if I handed you
the King of Thieves?
_________________________________
I'd say, "What's in it for you?"
_________________________________
I'll just sleep better knowing
that he's off the streets
_________________________________
and on the executioner's block.
_________________________________
Everyone knows that
the King of Thieves cannot be taught.
_________________________________
What miracle do you possess?
_________________________________
Two words that will make you
Agrabah's greatest hero.
_________________________________
"Open sesame."
_________________________________
-Hop on, Dad.
-Oh, no.
_________________________________
It's a rug. You sweep dirt under it.
You don't fly on it. At least I don't.
_________________________________
Don't be afraid. It's fun.
_________________________________
I am not afraid!
_________________________________
Now get off that thing
before you break your neck.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) I trust Carpet with my life.
_________________________________
Give him time. He'll come around.
_________________________________
We'll take horses.
_________________________________
Horses were good enough for my father,
and his father before him,
_________________________________
and they were always good enough
for me.
_________________________________
He sounds like a father, all right.
_________________________________
Uh-huh.
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
This is the spot, men.
_________________________________
-But there is nothing here.
-Now.
_________________________________
But watch.
_________________________________
Open caraway!
_________________________________
There is still nothing here.
_________________________________
When I get a hold of that no-good...
_________________________________
But I thought you said
it was "open sesame."
_________________________________
(RUMBLING)
_________________________________
Easy.
_________________________________
(HORSES WHINNYING)

_________________________________

_________________________________
MARLIN: Ooo-roo. Ooo-roo, ooo-roo.

Ooo-roo. Ooo-roo.

_________________________________

Ooo-roo. Ooo-roo. Ooo-roo, ooo-roo!

_________________________________

Dad, stop. She's not coming back.

_________________________________

She might. Ooo-roo, ooo-roo!

_________________________________

Dad! You made her feel like

she couldn't do it.

_________________________________

You're not talking about Becky, are you?

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

I miss Dory.

_________________________________

Me too.

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

 (SIGHS)

_________________________________

The truth is,

I'm just so worried about her.

_________________________________

She's the one who should be worried

about us.

_________________________________

Well, she would definitely have an idea

of what to do if she were here.

_________________________________

I don't know how she does that.

_________________________________

I don't think she knows, Dad.

She just does.

_________________________________

Well, then we'll just have to think.

_________________________________

-What would Dory do?

-What would Dory do?

_________________________________

Yeah! What would Dory do?

_________________________________

She would assess her situation,

and then she'd evaluate...

_________________________________

then she would analyse her options...

_________________________________

Dad, that's "what would Marlin do."

_________________________________

Right, that's what I would do.

She wouldn't even think twice.

_________________________________

She would just look at the first thing

she sees and...

_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-(CHILDREN LAUGHING)

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

Dory would do it.

_________________________________

Mmm.

_________________________________

-Nemo, hold on to me.

-(BOTH INHALE SHARPLY)

_________________________________

Whoa!

_________________________________

(MARLIN SCREAMING)

_________________________________
NEMO: Whoo-hoo!

_________________________________

Hey, it's working! Whoa!

_________________________________

(BOTH GASPING)

_________________________________

Just keep gasping.

_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAMING)

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

-Are you okay?

-Yeah! What would Dory do now?

_________________________________

Who's Dory?

_________________________________

Oh, boy. Are we happy to see you.

_________________________________

Happy to see me? I'm happy to see you!

_________________________________

I haven't had anyone to talk to in years.

_________________________________

Years? Wow.

_________________________________

Unfortunately we can't stay long.

We have to go because...

_________________________________

Now why would you want to go?

You just landed.

_________________________________

Stay a while. Tell me all about yourself.

_________________________________

I would love to, but my son and I

have to get to quarantine, so...

_________________________________

-Wonderful thing to have a son.

-Yeah it is.

_________________________________

Of course I don't have a family.

I dated a nice scallop for a while.

_________________________________

-That's fascinating, but...

-But scallops have eyes.

_________________________________

And she was looking for something

different. I'm kidding!

_________________________________

Well, not about scallops having eyes.

They do.

_________________________________

And they see into your soul

and they break your heart.

_________________________________

Oh, Shelley! Why? Why?

_________________________________

Now what would Dory do?

_________________________________

_________________________________

I don't even know what I'm doing.

_________________________________

Keep moving forward.

_________________________________

I mean,

this stuff is way too advanced for me.

_________________________________

Keep moving forward.

_________________________________

And what if I can't fix this?

What are we gonna do?

_________________________________

Keep moving forward.

_________________________________

Why do you keep saying that?

_________________________________

And don't just say,

"Keep moving forward."

_________________________________

It's my dad's motto.

_________________________________

Why would his motto be

"keep moving forward"?

_________________________________

It's what he does.

_________________________________

What's that supposed to mean?

_________________________________

That is an excellent question.

_________________________________
WILBUR: Robinson Industries,

_________________________________

the world's leading

scientific-research-and-design factory.

_________________________________

My dad runs the company.

They mass produce his inventions.

_________________________________

His motto, "Keep moving forward."

It's what he does.

_________________________________

-What has he invented?

-Everything.

_________________________________

Carl, the time machine,

the travel tubes.

_________________________________

Your dad invented the time machine?

_________________________________

Yep. Five years ago,

_________________________________

Dad wakes up in the middle

of the night in a cold sweat.

_________________________________

He wants to build a time machine,

so he starts working.

_________________________________

We're talking plans.

We're talking scale models.

_________________________________

We're talking prototypes.

_________________________________
LEWIS: That's a prototype?

_________________________________

-The very first, or what's left of it.

-Yikes.

_________________________________

Yeah. Dark day at the Robinson house.

_________________________________

Prototypes two and three,

not much better.

_________________________________

Number six, 58,

_________________________________

212, 485,

_________________________________

952,

_________________________________

and they all end the same way.

_________________________________

But he doesn't give up.

_________________________________

Dude, I can't take you seriously

in that hat.

_________________________________

He keeps working and working

until finally he gets it,

_________________________________

the first working time machine.

_________________________________

Then he keeps working and working

until finally he gets it again,

_________________________________

the second working time machine.

_________________________________

Kind of small.

_________________________________

I'm assuming that's a joke.

I'm ignoring you for time reasons.

_________________________________

This, my friend, is merely a model

_________________________________

because, unfortunately,

time machine number two

_________________________________

is in the hands of the Bowler Hat Guy.

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

-Pretty amazing story, huh?

-Yeah.

_________________________________

Now, are you ready to start working?

_________________________________

(BEEPS)

_________________________________

I think that's it. I did it!

_________________________________

I knew you could.

_________________________________

(ENGINE STARTS)

_________________________________

Nice work, my friend.

_________________________________

(ENGINE SPUTTERING)

_________________________________

Well, you know what they say!

"Keep moving..."

_________________________________

Don't say it!

_________________________________

(INTERCOM BEEPS)

_________________________________

FRANNY: (ON INTERCOM)

Boys! Dinner time!

_________________________________

Not now, Mom!

_________________________________

If you aren't up here in five minutes,

I'm gonna come down and get you!

_________________________________

We'd better get up there.

_________________________________

_________________________________

SIGOURNEY ON SPEAKERS:

Come with us as we explore

_________________________________

the mysterious world

of the Open Ocean.

_________________________________

-Okay, Hank, follow me.

-You're in a cup.

_________________________________

Right. I'll follow you then.

_________________________________

(HANK GRUNTS)

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

-Wait.

-An octopus has three hearts.

_________________________________

-Huh. That's a fun fact.

-(GROANS)

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

(PANTING)

_________________________________

(WHISTLING)

_________________________________
DORY: We're here.

This is really happening.

_________________________________
HANK: Sh!

_________________________________

Well, looks like this is it, kid.

Now I got a truck to catch.

_________________________________

Wait! Wait! I had something for you.

_________________________________

(HANK CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

-Tag.

-The tag. Right!

_________________________________

You know,

I think I'm gonna remember you.

_________________________________

Oh, you'll forget me in a heartbeat, kid.

_________________________________

Three heartbeats.

_________________________________

I'll have a hard time

forgetting you though.

_________________________________

(EXHALES DEEPLY)

_________________________________

My parents are actually down there.

_________________________________

Um...

_________________________________

You okay?

_________________________________

I'm ready.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) Yeah, I think you are.

_________________________________

Whoa!

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

(PANTING)

_________________________________

Wow!

_________________________________

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

_________________________________

Where are they? Where are they?

Where are they? Okay. Okay.

_________________________________

Pardon me. Oh. Hi. Hello. Have you

seen a mom and a dad without me?

_________________________________

Excuse me. Have you seen a couple?

_________________________________

-They're old like you.

-(GASPS)

_________________________________

Not old like you,

but older than you even.

_________________________________

Okay. Bye.

_________________________________

Hi. Do you know anyone who lost a kid

a long time ago that would be me?

_________________________________

I don't know how long ago exact...

Okay. You're in a hurry. (GRUNTS)

_________________________________

-Ho, ho! Watch where you're going.

-Oh, sorry.

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

_________________________________

(MORPH CHATTERING)

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

Shh. Shh.

_________________________________

(POWERS UP)

_________________________________

-Aah!

-Aah!

_________________________________

This is fantastic!

_________________________________

A carbon-based life form

come to rescue me at last!

_________________________________

I just want to hug you and squeeze you

_________________________________

and hold you close to me.

_________________________________

All right. Okay.

Would you just let go of me?

_________________________________

Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.

_________________________________

It's just I've been marooned for so long.

_________________________________

I mean, solitude's fun.

Don't get me wrong.

_________________________________

For heaven's sakes,

after a hundred years,

_________________________________

you go a little nuts! Ha, ha, ha!

_________________________________

I'm sorry. Am I...

_________________________________

I am, um...

_________________________________

My name is, uh...

_________________________________

(CUCKOOING)

_________________________________

B.E.N.! Of course, I'm B.E.N.

_________________________________

Bioelectronic Navigator. Oops.

_________________________________

-And you are?

-Jim.

_________________________________

Oh, what a pleasure

to meet you, Jimmy.

_________________________________

-It's Jim.

-Anyway...

_________________________________

Look, I'm kind of in a hurry, okay?

_________________________________

I got to find a place to hide,

and there's pirates chasing me.

_________________________________

Pirates! Don't get me started on pirates!

_________________________________

I don't like them.

I remember Captain Flint.

_________________________________

This guy had such a temper.

_________________________________

Wait, wait, wait.

You knew Captain Flint?

_________________________________

I think he suffered

from mood swings, personally.

_________________________________

I'm not a therapist, and anyway,

_________________________________

but I... You let me know

when I'm rambling.

_________________________________

But that means... But wait.

_________________________________

But then you gotta know

about the treasure?

_________________________________

-Treasure?

-Yeah, Flint's trove?

_________________________________

You know, loot of a thousand worlds.

_________________________________

It's, well...

_________________________________

It's all a little... Little... Little fuzzy.

_________________________________

Wait. I... I remember.

_________________________________

I do. I... Treasure!

_________________________________

Lots of treasure buried in the centroid...

_________________________________

Centroid... Centroid of the mechanism.

_________________________________

And there was this big door

opening and closing,

_________________________________

and opening and closing,

_________________________________

and Captain Flint wanted to make sure

_________________________________

nobody could ever get to his treasure,

_________________________________

so I helped him. (SPLUTTERING)

_________________________________

Aah! Data inaccessible! Reboot!

_________________________________

JIM: B.E.N.? B.E.N.? B.E.N.!

_________________________________

Reboot! Aah! And you are?

_________________________________

Wait, wait, wait!

What about the treasure?

_________________________________

I want to say Larry.

_________________________________

The centroid of the mechanism, or...

_________________________________

I'm sorry. My memory

isn't what it used to be.

_________________________________

I've lost my mind.

_________________________________

I've lost my mind.

You haven't found it, have you?

_________________________________

My missing piece?

My primary memory circuit?

_________________________________

Look, B.E.N., I really need

to find a place to hide, okay?

_________________________________

So I'm just gonna be,

you know, moving on.

_________________________________

Oh, uh...

_________________________________

So, well, then,

_________________________________

I guess this is good-bye, huh?

_________________________________

I'm sorry that I'm so dysfunctional.

_________________________________

So, uh, go ahead and... I do understand.

_________________________________

I do. Bye-bye.

_________________________________

(WHINES)

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

Look, if you're gonna come along,

_________________________________

you're gonna have to stop talking.

_________________________________

Huzzah! Ha, ha, ha!

_________________________________

Oh, this is fantastic!

_________________________________

Me and my best buddy

out lookin' for a...

_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT)

_________________________________

(WHISPERING) Being quiet.

_________________________________

And you have to stop touching me.

_________________________________

Touching and talking.

That's my two big no-nos.

_________________________________

Okay. Now, I think that we should...

_________________________________

Say, listen, before we go out

on our big search,

_________________________________

would you mind if we made a quick

pit stop at my place? (CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

Kind of urgent.

_________________________________

JIM: B.E.N., I think

you just solved my problem.

_________________________________

_________________________________
MIGUEL: You told me

you hated musicians.

_________________________________

You never said you were one.

_________________________________
HÉCTOR: How do you think I knew

your great-great-grandpa?

_________________________________

We used to play music together.

Taught him everything he knows.

_________________________________

No manches! You played with

Ernesto de la Cruz...

_________________________________

the greatest musician of all time?

_________________________________

(LAUGHS) Ah, you're funny.

_________________________________

Greatest eyebrows of all time maybe.

_________________________________

But his music? Eh, not so much.

_________________________________

You don't know
what you're talking about.

_________________________________
HÉCTOR: Welcome to

the Plaza de la Cruz!

_________________________________

 Showtime, chamaco!

_________________________________
(WHOOPING)
_________________________________

Liévelo? T-shirts! Bobbleheads!
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)

_________________________________

Bienvenidos a todos!

_________________________________

Oh! (LAUGHS)

_________________________________

-Who's ready for some música?

-(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

It's a battle of the bands, amigos.

_________________________________

The winner gets to play

for the maestro himself,

_________________________________

Ernesto de la Cruz...
_________________________________

on his fiesta tonight!

_________________________________

That's our ticket, muchacho.

_________________________________

Oh! Oh, oh, oh!
_________________________________
Let the competition begin!
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
(ALL PLAYING UPBEAT MUSIC)
_________________________________
(ALL BARKING)
_________________________________
(PLAYING ACCORDIONS)
_________________________________

_________________________________
PANCHITO: And this, Donald,
is Patzcuaro,
_________________________________

a fisherman's paradise.
_________________________________

Yeah, beautiful!
_________________________________

Oh, boy! Would I like to come back
sometime and do a little fishing.
_________________________________

Uh-oh!
_________________________________
Ya-ha-ha-hee!
_________________________________

-What's going on here?

-Shh!
_________________________________

This is my favorite dance.

The Jarabe Pateno.

_________________________________
(MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
Doggone it. I can't get it.
_________________________________

No, no, no, no, no, boys!

You are off the beat!
_________________________________

This is the way.

_________________________________
DONALD: Well, what do you know?
_________________________________
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
_________________________________
(DONALD HUMS)
_________________________________
-Bravo, bravo, bravo, bravo!
-JOE: Excellente!
_________________________________
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
_________________________________
DONALD: Thanks.
I had a wonderful time.
_________________________________
PANCHITO: Adiós, amigos. So long.
_________________________________
(CROWD CHEERING)
_________________________________
(SINGING)
_________________________________

This is the way they dance in Veracruz.

It's called the Lilongo.

_________________________________
Ay lilongo, lilongo, lilongo
_________________________________
Ah
_________________________________
La-la-la-la-la
_________________________________
Ay lilongo, lilongo, lilongo
_________________________________
Hiya, girls. May I cut in?

_________________________________
JOE: Watch your step, Donald.
_________________________________

Some fun, hey, kid?
_________________________________
Ay lilongo, lilongo, lilongo
_________________________________
Ah
_________________________________
La-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la
_________________________________

So, you like dancing, huh? Okay.
_________________________________

Yeah, go on, Donald. Don't be afraid.
_________________________________

Not so fast, boys.
_________________________________

Go on in, Donald. Don't be bashful.
_________________________________

Hi, toots. Am I intruding?

_________________________________
PANCHITO: Hey, Donald,
you are what they say, "off the cob."
_________________________________

-You know, corny!

-Oh, yeah?
_________________________________
(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

Slap me with that boogie beat, Joe!
_________________________________

How am I doing, toots?
Hatcha-cha-cha!
_________________________________
Ay lilongo vamos al templo
Pa' Que nos bendiga el padre
_________________________________
Nos Tenemos Que Casar
Aunque no quiera tu madre
_________________________________
Ay lilongo, lilongo, lilongo
_________________________________
(SINGS)
_________________________________
La-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la
_________________________________
Adiós, lindas.
_________________________________

Come on. Let me go! (SCREAMS)

_________________________________
-I wanna stay! (SCREAMS)
-JOE: Take it easy, Donald.
_________________________________

_________________________________

So, what's the plan?

What are you gonna play?

_________________________________

Definitely Remember Me.

_________________________________

No! Not that one. No.

_________________________________

Come on. It's the most popular song!

_________________________________

Ah, it's too popular.

_________________________________

♪ Remember me

though I have to travel far ♪

_________________________________

♪ Remember me... ♪

_________________________________

♪ Don't let it make you cry... ♪
_________________________________
(PLAYING REMEMBER ME)

_________________________________
(STAMMERING)
_________________________________

-What about Poco Loco?

-Epa! Now that's a song!

_________________________________

De la Cruzito!

You're on standby.

_________________________________

Los Chachalacos, you're up next.

_________________________________

ALL: Los Chachalacos!
_________________________________
-(PLAYING UPBEAT MUSIC)
-(ALL CHEERING)

_________________________________

You always this nervous

before a performance?

_________________________________

I don't know. (SIGHS)

I've never performed before.

_________________________________

What? You said you were a musician!

_________________________________

(STAMMERS) I am! I mean, I will be.

_________________________________

-Ay!

-Once I win.

_________________________________

That's your plan?

No. You have to win.

_________________________________

Your life literally depends on...
_________________________________
you winning. And you've never

done this before!

_________________________________

I'll go up there.
_________________________________

-No! I need to do this.

-Why?

_________________________________

If I can't go out and play one song,

_________________________________

how can I call myself a musician?

_________________________________

What does that matter?

_________________________________
Because I don't just want to
get de la Cruz's blessing...

_________________________________

I need to prove that I'm worthy of it.

_________________________________

Oh, that's such a sweet sentiment

_________________________________

at such a bad time!

_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________

 Okay! Okay. You want to perform?
_________________________________

Then you got to perform!

_________________________________

First, you have to loosen up.

Shake off those nerves.
_________________________________
(VOCALIZING)
_________________________________
(VOCALIZING)

_________________________________

Now give me your best grito.

_________________________________

-My best grito?

-Come on, yell! Belt it out.

_________________________________

(WHOOPING)

_________________________________

Ah, it feels good.

Okay, now you.

_________________________________

(WHOOPING WEAKLY)

_________________________________

Oh, come on, kid.
_________________________________
♪ ♪
_________________________________
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

_________________________________

De la Cruzito, you're on now!

_________________________________

Miguel, look at me. Hey, look at me.

_________________________________

You can do this.

_________________________________

Grab their attention and don't let it go.

_________________________________

Make them listen, chamaco.

You've got this.

_________________________________

De la Cruzito

_________________________________
(CHEERING IN SPANISH)

_________________________________

-(EXHALES NERVOUSLY)
-(FEEDBACK)

_________________________________

What's he doing? Why isn't he playing?

_________________________________

WOMAN: Bring back the singing dogs!

_________________________________

(BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________
(EXHALES DEEPLY)

_________________________________

(VOCALIZING)
_________________________________
-AUDIENCE: Qué bien!
-Vámonos! Whoo!
_________________________________
(PLAYING UPBEAT MUSIC)

_________________________________

♪ What color is the sky?

Ay mi amor, ay mi amor

_________________________________

♪ You tell me that it's red

Ay mi amor, ay mi amor

_________________________________

♪ Where should I put my shoes?

Ay mi amor, ay mi amor

_________________________________

♪ You say put them on your head
_________________________________
♪ Ay mi amor, ay mi amor

_________________________________

♪ You make me un poco loco
Un poqui-ti-ti-to loco

_________________________________

♪ The way you keep me guessing

I'm nodding and I'm yes-ing

_________________________________

♪ I'll count it as a blessing

_________________________________

♪ That I'm only un poco loco

_________________________________
No! No! No!
_________________________________
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
_________________________________

Not bad for a dead guy!

_________________________________

Not so bad yourself, gordito! Eso!

_________________________________
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

He's close! Find him!

_________________________________

 ♪ The loco that you make me
It is just un poco crazy

_________________________________

♪ The sense that you're not making

_________________________________

♪ The liberties you're taking

_________________________________

♪ Leaves my cabeza shaking

You're just un poco loco

_________________________________
(BOTH WHOOPING)
_________________________________
(DANTE HOWLING)

_________________________________

We're looking for a living kid.

_________________________________

About twelve?

_________________________________

Have you seen a living boy?

_________________________________

♪ Un poqui-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti

ti-ti-ti-to loco ♪

_________________________________

(WHOOPING)
_________________________________
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

_________________________________

Hey! You did good!

I'm proud of you. Eso!

_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
AUDIENCE: (CHANTING)
Otra! Otra! Otra!
_________________________________

-Hey! Where are you going?

-We got to get out of here!

_________________________________

What? Are you crazy?

We're about to win this thing.

_________________________________

Damas y caballeros,

_________________________________

I have an emergency announcement.

_________________________________

Please be on the lookout for a living boy.

_________________________________

Answers to the name of Miguel.

_________________________________

Earlier tonight
he ran away from his family.

_________________________________

They just want to send him back
to the Land of the Living.

_________________________________

Wait, wait.

_________________________________

You said de la Cruz

was your only family.

_________________________________

The only person
who could send you home.

_________________________________

I do have other family, but...

_________________________________

You could have taken my photo
back this whole time?

_________________________________

But they hate music!

I need a musician's blessing.

_________________________________

-You lied to me!

-Oh, you're one to talk.

_________________________________

Look at me. I'm being forgotten, Miguel.

_________________________________

I don't even know
if I'm gonna last the night.

_________________________________

I'm not gonna miss my one chance
to cross that bridge because...
_________________________________
you want to live out

some stupid musical fantasy.

_________________________________

It's not stupid.
_________________________________

I'm taking you to your family.

_________________________________

-Let go of me!

-You'll thank me later.

_________________________________

You don't want to help me.

You only care about yourself!

_________________________________

Keep your dumb photo.

Stay away from me!

_________________________________

No! (GRUNTING)

_________________________________

Hey, chamaco! Where did you go?

_________________________________

Chamaco! I'm sorry! Come back!
_________________________________
(WHINING)

_________________________________

Dante, cállate! No!
Dante, stop it.

_________________________________

He can't help me.

_________________________________

Dante! Stop!

_________________________________

-(GROWLING)
-Stop it! Leave me alone!

_________________________________

You're not a spirit guide.

You're just a dumb dog!

_________________________________

Now get out of here!

_________________________________

-It's him!

-It's that living boy!

_________________________________

-I've heard about him. Look!
-He's alive!

_________________________________

SKELETON 1: He's alive!

SKELETON 2: The boy is alive!
_________________________________
(TRAIN BELL CLANGING)

_________________________________

-(GASPS)
-(GROWLS)
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

This nonsense ends now, Miguel!

_________________________________

I am giving you my blessing

and you are going home.

_________________________________
MIGUEL: I don't want your blessing!

_________________________________

-MAMÁ IMELDA: Miguel, stop!

-(ROARS)

_________________________________

Come back! Miguel!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

I am trying to save your life!

_________________________________

-You're ruining my life!

-What?

_________________________________

Music's the only thing

that makes me happy.

_________________________________

And you want to take that away.

_________________________________

You'll never understand.
_________________________________
(FOOTSTEPS RECEDING)

_________________________________

♪ Y aunque la vida me cueste,
Llorona

_________________________________

♪ No dejaré de quererte... ♪

_________________________________

I thought you hated music.

_________________________________

Oh, I loved it!

I remember that feeling...

_________________________________

when my husband would play,

and I would sing

_________________________________

and nothing else mattered.

_________________________________

But when we had Coco,

_________________________________

suddenly there was something
in my life that...
_________________________________
mattered more than music.

I wanted to put down roots.

_________________________________

He wanted to play for the world.

_________________________________

We each made a sacrifice

to get what we wanted.

_________________________________

Now you must make a choice.

_________________________________

But I don't want to pick sides!

_________________________________

Why can't you be on my side?

_________________________________

That's what family's supposed to do.

_________________________________

Support you. But you never will.

_________________________________

_________________________________
Foreign contaminant.

_________________________________

APPROACHING ROBOT: Whoa!
_________________________________

(SKIDDING)
_________________________________

(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS) EVE.

_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

BEAUTICIAN-BOT: Just a trim?
_________________________________

You look gorgeous.

_________________________________

(WALL-E EXCLAIMS IN ALARM)
_________________________________

(PROTESTING)
_________________________________

(STIFLING SNEEZE)
_________________________________

Fore!
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Fore!
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Fore!
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(WHIRRING)
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EVE!
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(BLEEPING)
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COMPUTER: Clear, clear, clear.
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(WARBLES)

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(EXCLAIMS)
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(LAUGHING)
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(CREAKING)
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Whoa!
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Ooh!
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Whoa!
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(PUT ON YOUR
SUNDAY CLOTHES PLAYING)

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EVE! EVE!
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Ah!
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(GRUNTS)
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WALL-E.

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(EXCLAIMS)
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(EVE EXCLAIMING IN ALARM)
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(WALL-E GROANS)
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(ALARM BUZZING)
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WALL-E!
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(ALL POWERING DOWN)
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(CHATTERING INQUISITIVELY)
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(ALL CLAMORING)
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(WALL-E YELPS)
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WALL-E!
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(ALARM SOUNDING)
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BEAUTICIAN-BOT: Oh, my.

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STEWARD-BOT: Halt!
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(SHUDDERING)
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(EVE EXCLAIMS)
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WALL-E!
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COMPUTER: Caution. Rogue robots.
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Caution. Rogue robots.
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Caution. Rogue robots.

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(EXCLAIMS IN ALARM)
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WALL-E!
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(WEAPONS POWERING UP)
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(EVE EXCLAIMS IN ALARM)
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STEWARD-BOT: Halt! Halt!
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(EVE YELPS)
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COMPUTER: Caution. Rogue robots.
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WALL-E!
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(EXCLAIMS)
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D-FIB: Clear.
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EVE: Ooh!
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Caution. Rogue robots.
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Uh-oh.

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EVE.
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(ELEVATOR CHIMES)
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(TAPPING ON PANEL)
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(HESITANTLY) EVE?
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(POWERING UP)
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Earth.

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Earth.

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Oh!
_________________________________

Ah.

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Directive.

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(EXCLAIMS)
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(WARBLING)
_________________________________

WALL-E.

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(STERNLY) WALL-E!
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(ELEVATOR CHIMES)
_________________________________

Uh-oh.
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(POWERING DOWN)
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(EVE GASPS)
_________________________________

EVE: Plant!
_________________________________

WALL-E.

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-EVE.

-WALL-E!
_________________________________

(ESCAPE POD LAUNCHES)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(BLEEPING)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

COMPUTER: Cruising speed.
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(CRASHING)
_________________________________

You are now free
to move about the cabin.
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Huh?
_________________________________

(GROANING IN FRUSTRATION)
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Oh!
_________________________________

(BEEPING)
_________________________________

Twenty seconds to self-destruct.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Ten seconds to self-destruct.

_________________________________
(SHRIEKS)
_________________________________

Ten, nine, eight, seven,
_________________________________

six, five, four,

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(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

three,
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

two...
_________________________________

(EXPLODES)
_________________________________

(WEAKLY) No. No.

_________________________________

EVE!
_________________________________

WALL-E!
_________________________________

(BUZZING)
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

(WARBLING)
_________________________________

WALL-E!
_________________________________

(WALL-E EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

EVE.

_________________________________

(EVE GIGGLES)
_________________________________

(WALL-E MUTTERING)
_________________________________

WALL-E.
_________________________________

EVE.

_________________________________

(GASPS) WALL-E!
_________________________________

(SHOUTS OUT IN JOY)
_________________________________

(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(BUZZES)
_________________________________

(SIGHS GIDDILY)
_________________________________

(BEEPING RAPIDLY)
_________________________________

(GIGGLES)
_________________________________

WALL-E.

_________________________________

(GIGGLES)
_________________________________

WALL-E: Whee!
_________________________________

(EVE LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(WALL-E CHATTERING)
_________________________________

(EVE GIGGLING)
_________________________________

(BOTH EXCLAIMING HAPPILY)
_________________________________

Oh, so many stars.

_________________________________

Oh.

_________________________________

(GASPS IN SURPRISE)
_________________________________

-Hey! Hey! That's what's-his-name!

-Hey! What the...

_________________________________

-Look! Look at that.

-Huh? What?
_________________________________

Hey. I know that guy. It's, uh, WALL-E.

_________________________________

-Hey, WALL-E! It's your buddy John.

-Hi, WALL-E!

_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________

Hi.

_________________________________

Hi.

_________________________________

CAPTAIN: Define "hoedown."
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COMPUTER: Hoedown,
a social gathering
_________________________________

at which lively dancing
would take place.

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Auto, Earth is amazing!
These are called "farms."
_________________________________

Humans would put seeds
in the ground, pour water on them,
_________________________________

and they grow food, like pizza.

_________________________________

AUTO: Good night, Captain.

_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

(WHISPERING) Psst! Computer.

_________________________________

Define "dancing."
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COMPUTER: Dancing, a series of
movements involving two partners
_________________________________

where speed and rhythm
match harmoniously with music.

_________________________________
WALL-E: Uh-huh. Uh...

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(SWEETLY) EVE.

_________________________________

EVE: Home.

_________________________________

(CRASHING)
_________________________________

(CHATTERING)
_________________________________

Uh-oh.

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