Disney NeverEnding Chronology (Summer 2018 Part 3) - Subtitles (en)

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Our Blueberry troop salutes you bugs
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for rescuing our smallest member,

Princess Dot.
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And as a tribute to Miss Francis,

we've changed our bandannas!
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We voted you

our honorary den mother!
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(KIDS CHEERING)
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What? Great.
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All right, girls. Let's move

your little keisters out of here now.
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The patient needs her rest, you know.

Come on.
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Excuse me, Flik.

Can I talk to you just for a second?
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Oh, sure.
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Again, thank you all very, very much.
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HEIMLICH: Oh, stop. You're too kind.

ALL: Thank you.
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You don't think I've offended

the warriors, do you?
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-You? No.

-Oh, good. Because, you see,
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when you first brought them here,
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I thought you'd hired

a bunch of clowns.
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You did?
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(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
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Don't tell them I said that.
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Boy, that's all I'd need,

another royal blunder like that.
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-Princess, you're doing a great job.

-Thanks. You're sweet.
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You're wrong, but sweet.
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-I know what everyone really thinks.

-I don't follow you.
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Everyone, the whole colony. Nobody

really believes I can do this job.
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(SIGHS) It's like they're all watching me,
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-just... Just...

-Waiting for you to screw up.
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-Flik, I owe you an apology.

-For what?
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Well, I haven't been that nice to you,

and I'm sorry.
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If there's any way I can

make it up to you... Hey! I know!
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How would you like to be the queen's

official aide to the warrior bugs?
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-Me?

-Oh, sure.
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You've got a great rapport going

with them,
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especially after that rescue.

It was very brave.
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-Really? No, no...

-Well, not every bug would face a bird.
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-I mean, even Hopper's afraid of them.

-Yeah, well, I guess maybe I have...
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-Say that again?

-I said, even Hopper's afraid of birds.
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Thank you.

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REPORTER: A new report
out today shows that,

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when it comes
to decision-making...

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people have more trust
in a monkey

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throwing darts than Congress.

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What's going on, Tommy?
A protest?
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-(PROTESTERS CHANTING)

-They're here in support.
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Support? Support of what?
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TOMMY:
Well, in support of you.
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(CHANTING CONTINUES)
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Wow. Oh, hey...
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Thanks for coming out. Hi.
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Oh, my goodness.
Thanks so much.
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Oh, hello.
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What does your sign say?
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ALL: (CHANTING)
Ka-boom! Ka-pow!
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Supers should be legal now!
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Talk to ya.
Oh, what do ya know!
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Ellenwood.
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Oh, now you wanna
return my calls
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about superheroes, huh?
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Oh, I'll have to
call you back.
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Oh, that felt good.
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Felicia, hold my calls,
please.
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Hey!
It's working!
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Hey, the ambassador
made a big speech
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about superheroes today.
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Turns out
saving someone's life
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makes a good impression
on them. Who knew, huh?
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I'm getting calls
from all over the world.
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Media awareness is up 72%.
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The push
for superhero legalization
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is becoming
a worldwide movement!

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I have big plans
for our next move.
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We're gonna have
a summit at sea.
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We'll use our ship...
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we'll gather leaders
and Supers...

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-from all over the world.

-That's great.
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I'm happy.
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I'm happy the numbers are up.
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I'm happy the ambassador
is pro-superhero...
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and I'm happy you're happy.
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I'm hearing that you're happy,

but why am I not feeling it?
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Because I didn't get him!
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Screenslaver
is still out there.
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All I did was play his game

and win this round.
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He's gonna want more
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and as long as
he gets to play, he wins.
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One thing
I've learned in business?
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Smell the flowers.
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They don't bloom that often.
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What do you want
on your tombstone?
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"She worried a lot"?
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EVELYN: All right,
stop talking.
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Show her.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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This is just
so exciting, isn't it? Huh?
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(CHATTER STOPS)
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Oh, wow. Uh...
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Wow! Elastigirl,
there you are.
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-Hello.

-(STAMMERS) I didn't...
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Wow!
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Come on,
get yourself together, Karen.
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Hi, my superhero name is Voyd.
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I just wanna thank you,
for, like, for being you!
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(STAMMERING)
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Okay, what I can do, um,
is this.
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(ALL GASP)
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(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Yeah.
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That is impressive.
Very interdimensional.

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I felt like an outcast before.
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But now, with you being you,
I feel like...

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(SIGHS)
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Yay, me.
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I flew them in from all over.
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They've all been in hiding.
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They have powers,
secret identities...
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and names
they've given themselves.
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I'm Screech. It's a pleasure.
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I've always considered you
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the gold standard
for superheroes.
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Well, thanks. You're too nice.
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I am called Brick.
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Nice to meet you, Brick.

Uh, where are you from?
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Wisconsin.
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Oh. Elastigirl.
I assume your powers are...
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You know,
zapping things electrically...
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charging things, bolts of
lightning, that kind of stuff.
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Name's Reflux.
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Medical condition
or superpower, you decide.
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(CHUCKLES)
That's a little line
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I say just to put
people at ease.
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Hope I don't offend.

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Oh, no, no, no.
Reflux. Love it.

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(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
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Well, I do look forward
to working with you.
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Yes, that is impressive.
Keep practicing.

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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-(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)
-Ow!
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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(SNORING)
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Well, I'm beat.
Congratulations. Big day.

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Good night, ladies.
I will see you tomorrow.

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Good night.
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Must be nice for you,
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being out front
after all this time.

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Out front?
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Well, it's been a while
since your superhero days...

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and even then,
you were kind of
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in Mr. Incredible's shadow.
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Nah, I beg to differ.
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I'm not... I'm not
saying you weren't big.
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No, you were,
and are, a superstar...
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but you have
the stage to yourself now.
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And people have
to pay attention.
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Oh, you mean, "It's a man's
world" and all that?

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Well, what world
do you live in?
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Your brother runs DEVTECH.
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I don't want his job.
I invent, he sells.

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I ask you, which of us
has the greater influence?
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Which side of me
are you asking?
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The believer or the cynic?
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The cynic...
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Would say selling
is more important

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because the best sellers

have the most buyers.
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Doesn't matter
what you're selling.
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It only matters
what people buy.
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This is true.
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If I discovered
the origin of the universe...

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my brother would find a way
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to market it as a, uh,
foot massager.

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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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So, what would
the believer say?
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The believer would tell you
to make your mark.

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Don't wait for permission,
assert yourself

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and impose your will
on the status quo.

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-Sounds like my brother.

-What?
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You sound like my brother.
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Well, he's not wrong.

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There is an art
to getting a reaction...

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(GASPS) Oh! I know
how to get him.
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-My brother?
-No. Screenslaver!
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You're tech savvy. I need
to lock onto a signal...
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and trace its origin.
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How fast can you
slap something together
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and meet me at the airport?

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Airport?
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Need to go
out of town, pronto.

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I can get your contraption

together by 5:00 a.m.
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I need to get on TV.
Chad!
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I'll get my brother to set up
an exclusive with him
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tonight on the newscast.

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Finish our interview by phone!
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Promote the hell out of it.
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Independence
from Screenslavery!
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-Chad tonight.
-BOTH: Boom! (LAUGHING)

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(OVERLAPPING NOISES ON VIDEOS)
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Man, there are all kinds of
videos in here.
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Yeah, if you like babies
and cats.
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-Look, there's you!
-Oh, yeah.
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RALPH: (ON VIDEO)
I'm gonna wreck it!
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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VANELLOPE: I wonder
why those little guys
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are giving your video
all those hearts?
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Because obviously
they love me.
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I told you this place
was a good idea.

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(SCOFFS)
Yeah, sure you did, doof.
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Now, who we supposed to see
about getting paid again?
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The head algorithm.
Her name is Yesss.

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No. No. No.
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Uninspired, clichéd...
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Ugh! YouTube's got this one.
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Chewbacca Dad? Really?
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Yeah, it's like Chewbacca Mom,
but it's a daddy.

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-No!
-(DOOR OPENS)
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Heyo!
Are you the head of Al Gore?
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I am the head algorithm
of BuzzzTube...
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which means
I curate the content...
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at the Internet's most popular
video-sharing site.
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Which means,
I don't have time to trifle...
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with every shoeless,

mouth-breathing hobo
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that trundles into my office.
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Call security, Maybe.
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Yes. (STAMMERS) But, Yesss,
this is the leaf blower guy.
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Who?
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The man
with undulating jowls.
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So?
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(WHISPERS) His video has
1.3 million hearts.
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(EXCLAIMS) Well!
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(LAUGHS)
Why didn't you tell me
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I was in the presence
of a genius?
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(SNAPS FINGERS)
Grab him a drink. (CHUCKLES)
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Yeah, this lady named Shank...
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she actually made the video.
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She's the one who told us
to come see you.
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No wonder
your video's so dope.
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Shank is for real cool.
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Right?
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(SCOFFS) She is not.
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I'm the cool one
getting all the hearts.
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Well, that's right,
you big baby.
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-(YESSS COOING)
-(GIGGLES)
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Yeah.
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Um, what'd you say
your name was?
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Ralph, Wreck-It Ralph.
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Well, Wreck-lt Ralph,
you are trending!
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And these are for you. Hearts,
hearts, hearts, hearts.
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-Hearts, hearts, hearts!
-Hearts, hearts, hearts!
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Yes! Hearts!
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(BOTH REPEATING)
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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Uh, not to buzzkill
the lovefest
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you guys got going on here...
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but Shank kinda told us that
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viral videos can make,
like, actual money?
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Oh, hearts are money, honey.
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Your Buzzzy account
converts hearts into dollars.
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Ka-ching!
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RALPH: $43,000!
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Kid, we only needed $27,001.
We're done.
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Oh, no, no, no. (LAUGHING)
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That's $43.
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43? That's not even
half of 27,001.
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And we only have eight hours

left to save my game.
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Ugh. Well, I hate to say it,
but that ain't happening.
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Your video is tapped out.
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But I thought I was trenching?
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Trending.
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You were.
But that was 15 seconds ago.
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Now, you're not. (CHUCKLES)
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Thanks for stopping by,
though.
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Aw!
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What are we gonna do, kid?
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All right, pal, I have
an idea. And hear me out.
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What if we go back
to Slaughter Race

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and I ask Shank really...
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No, no, no. We're not going
back to that death trap.
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Yesss, what if I made you

a whole bunch of videos...
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of me doing all kinds of them
crazy things?
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You mean saturate the market?
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That could give you
a lot of hearts fast.
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Have you thought
this through at all?
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What do you plan on even doing
in these videos?
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I'll just copy
whatever's popular.
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Genius. Yo, Maybe,
what's trending right now?
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Mmm-hmm.
Let's have a lookie-lookie.
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As usual, human suffering
is number one...
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followed by hot pepper
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-eating challenges...
-(SCREAMING)
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-video game walkthroughs...
-(GOAT SCREAMING)
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oh, screaming goats
are back...
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unboxings, cooking demos,
makeup tutorials...
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and lastly, ugh, bee puns.
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(BUZZING) Let's "bee" friends.

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(BOTH GROAN)
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Two weeks in a row, guys.
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That's a fortnight
of bee puns.
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He won't be doing any bee
puns. They're beneath you.
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Oh, I'm doing the bee pun.
Oh, yes, I am.
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And I'll be eating a hot pepper,

and I'm putting on makeup...
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and whatever else it takes!
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Because, kid, we came here

to save your game
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and we're gonna do it.
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I love it! Ha!
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That is what the Internet
was made for!
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Now, let's get to work.

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Halloween Town
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NARRATOR: 'Twas a long time ago,
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longer now than it seems,
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in a place that perhaps
you've seen in your dreams.
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For the story that
you are about to be told...
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took place in the holiday worlds of old.
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Now, you've probably wondered
where holidays come from.
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If you haven't,
I'd say it's time you begun.

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This sure is a spooky place.
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I'll bet the people here
are scary-lookin' too.

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Don't worry. We look spooky, too.
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If they scare us,
we'll scare them right back!

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You think so?

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(SINGING) Boys and girls of every age
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Wouldn't you like
to see something strange
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Come with us and you will see
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This, our town of Halloween
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This is Halloween
This is Halloween
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Pumpkins scream in the dead of night
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This is Halloween
Everybody make a scene
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Trick or treat till the neighbor's
gonna die of fright
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It's our town
Everybody scream
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In this town of Halloween
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I am the one hiding under your bed
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Teeth ground sharp
and eyes glowing red
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I am the one hiding under your stairs
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Fingers like snakes
and spiders in my hair
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This is Halloween
This is Halloween
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Halloween, Halloween
Halloween, Halloween
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In this town we call home
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Everyone hail to the pumpkin song
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In this town
Don't we love it now
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Everybody's waiting for the next surprise
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'Round that corner, man
Hiding in the trash can
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Something's waiting now to
pounce and how you'll scream
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-This is Halloween
-Red and black
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-Slimy green
-Aren't you scared

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Well, that's just fine
Say it once, say it twice
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Take a chance and roll the dice
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Ride with the moon in the dead of night
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Everybody scream
Everybody scream
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In our town of Halloween
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I am the clown with the tear-away face
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Here in a flash and gone without a trace
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I am the ''who''
when you call ''Who's there?''
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I am the wind
blowing through your hair
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I am the shadow on the moon at night
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Filling your dreams
to the brim with fright
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This is Halloween
This is Halloween
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Halloween, Halloween
Halloween, Halloween
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Tender Lumplings everywhere
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Life's no fun without a good scare
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-That's our job
-But we're not mean
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In our town of Halloween
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In this town
Don't we love it now
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Everyone's waiting for the next surprise
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Skeleton Jack
might catch you in the back
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And scream like a banshee
Make you jump out of your skin
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This is Halloween
Everybody scream
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Won't ya please make way
for a very special guy
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Our man Jack is king
of the pumpkin patch
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Everyone hail to the Pumpkin King now
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This is Halloween
This is Halloween
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Halloween, Halloween
Halloween, Halloween
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In this town we call home
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Everyone hail to the pumpkin song
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La la la la la la
Halloween, Halloween
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La la la la la la
Halloween, Halloween
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La la la la la la
Halloween, Halloween
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La la la la la la
Whee

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And now, allow me to introduce
the master of terror,
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the king of nightmares,
Jack Skellington!

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Bravo, Jack! Bravo!
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Those ghosts will be a big hit
at this year's Halloween!

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Thank you, thank you!
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But their movement still needs work.
It's not scary enough.
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I want to strike bone-chilling terror.
I'm going to consult the doctor.

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Then I'll go attend to the decorations.
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(BELL RINGING, CHEERING)
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-(CACKLING)
-Whee!
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-It's over!
-We did it!
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-Wasn't it terrifying?
-BOTH: What a night!
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Great Halloween, everybody.
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I believe it was our most horrible yet.
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Thank you, everyone.
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No. Thanks to you, Jack.
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-Without your brilliant leadership...
-JACK: Not at all, Mayor.
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You're such a scream, Jack!
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You're a witch's fondest dream.
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You made walls fall, Jack.
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BIG WITCH: ''Walls fall''? You made
the very mountains crack, Jack.
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The deadly nightshade
you slipped me wore off, Sally.
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Let go.
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You're not ready for much excitement.
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Yes, I am.
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-You're coming with me.
-No, I'm not!

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(GROANS)
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Come back here, you foolish...
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Ow! Oh. Oh!
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Ooh, Jack, you made wounds
ooze and flesh crawl.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Thank you very much.
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MAYOR: Hold it!
We haven't given out the prizes yet.
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Our first award goes to the vampires...
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for most blood drained
in a single evening.
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Our second and honorable mention...
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goes to the fabulous
Dark Lagoon Leeches.
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DIRGE: Nice work, Bone Daddy.
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Yeah, I guess so. Just like last year.
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And the year before that,
and the year before that.
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-(GATE OPENING)
-(GASPS)
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(SINGING) There are few who deny
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At what I do I am the best
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For my talents
are renowned far and wide
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When it comes to surprises
in the moonlit night
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I excel without ever even trying
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With the slightest little effort
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Of my ghostlike charms
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I have seen grown men give out a shriek
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With a wave of my hand
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And a well-placed moan
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I have swept the
very bravest off their feet
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Yet year after year it's the same routine
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And I grow so weary
of the sound of screams
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And I, Jack the Pumpkin King
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Have grown so tired
of the same old thing
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Oh, somewhere deep
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Inside of these bones
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An emptiness
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Began to grow
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There's something out there
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Far from my home
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A longing that
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I've never known
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I'm the master of fright
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And a demon of light
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And I'll scare you right out of your pants
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To a guy in Kentucky I'm Mr. Unlucky
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And I'm known throughout
England and France
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And since I am dead
I can take off my head
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To recite Shakespearean quotations
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No animal nor man
can scream like I can
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With the fury of my recitations
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But who here
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Would ever understand
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That the Pumpkin King
with the skeleton grin
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Would tire of his crown
If they only understood
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He'd give it all up if he only could
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-((GASPS)
-Oh, there's an empty
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Place in my bones
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That calls out for
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Something unknown
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The fame and praise
_________________________________

Come year after year
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Does nothing for
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These empty tears

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Jack.
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I know how you feel.
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(THUNDER RUMBLING)
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Sally.
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You've come back.
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-I had to.
-For this.

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Yes.
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Shall we, then?
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That's twice this month
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you've slipped deadly nightshade
into my tea and run off.
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-Three times.
-You're mine, you know.
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I made you with my own hands.
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You can make other creations.
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I'm restless. I can't help it.
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It's a phase, my dear. It'll pass.
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We need to be patient, that's all.
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But I don't want to be patient.
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(BARKING)
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No, Zero. Not now.
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I'm not in the mood.
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(BARKING)
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All right.
-(BONE CRACKING)
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Here you go, boy.
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(GROWLING)
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(BARKS)
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JACK: I don't understand.
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Maybe the guidance system
was damaged in the explosion.

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Nonsense.
My devices are always perfect!

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Oh, I've got it!
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Why of course!
The Heartless need a heart!
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Doctor, do you think we can
add a heart to that device?

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Certainly. A heart's not all
that complicated.
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Let's get to work.

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To make a heart,
first take a container with a lock...

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We need the key to this thing first!
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You're really gonna unlock it for them?

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Why not? If they succeed,
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we won't have to fight
the Heartless, right?
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Besides, I want to see
the Heartless dance, too.
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Don't you?

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Not really.
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My! That was amazing!
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Uh, and you are...

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Sora.

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Well done, Sora!
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I'd like you to be part of
this year's Halloween.

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What's this Heartless doing here?

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Oh, the Heartless
came to town just recently.
_________________________________
What's frustrating is I can't
get them to dance with me.
_________________________________
So the doctor and I are trying to
improve the guidance system.
_________________________________
He's quite a genius!
_________________________________

Okay, Doctor, let's continue.
_________________________________
The ingredients for a heart: Pulse.
_________________________________

Emotion.
_________________________________
DR. FINKELSTEIN: Terror.
_________________________________
JACK: Fear.
_________________________________
Hope and despair.
_________________________________
Mix them all together,
_________________________________
and we have a heart!

_________________________________

DR. FINKELSTEIN: It failed!

_________________________________

Maybe we're missing some ingredients.
_________________________________
Let's try adding memory.

_________________________________

Sally! Sally!
_________________________________
Good-for-nothing girl!
_________________________________
Don't know why I bothered creating her!
_________________________________
Sally's got the memory we need.
_________________________________
See if you can track her down.

_________________________________

No problem.
_________________________________
Sora, would you like to come along?

_________________________________

Sure.
_________________________________

_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

Mornin', gents.
_________________________________

-(GROANING)
-(HUMMING)
_________________________________

(HUMMING)
_________________________________

(BELL RINGS, SCREAMS)

_________________________________

(HUMMING)
_________________________________

(BELL RINGS, SCREAMS)
_________________________________

Jack? You home?
_________________________________

Jack, I've got the plans
for next Halloween.
_________________________________

I need to go over them with you
so we can get started.
_________________________________

Jack, please,
I'm only an elected official here.
_________________________________

I can't make decisions by myself.
_________________________________

Jack! Answer me!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

-(GROANING)
-He's not home.
_________________________________

-Where is he?
-He hasn't been home all night.
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

(YAWNING) Where are we?
_________________________________

It's someplace new.
_________________________________

(BARKING)
_________________________________

What is this?
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(WIND GUSTING)
_________________________________

-Whoa!
-(BARKING)
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

(WHISTLE BLOWING)
_________________________________
(SINGING) What's this? What's this?
There's color everywhere

_________________________________
What's this
There's white things in the air
_________________________________

What's this? I can't believe my eyes
I must be dreaming
_________________________________

Wake up, Jack! This isn't fair
What's this
_________________________________

La-la-la-la-la-la-la

_________________________________
What's this, What's this
There's something very wrong
_________________________________

What's this, there's people
singing songs, what's this
_________________________________

The streets are lined
with little creatures laughing
_________________________________

Everybody seems so happy
Have I possibly gone daffy
_________________________________

What is this
What's this
_________________________________

There's children throwing snowballs
instead of throwing heads
_________________________________

They're busy building toys
And absolutely no one's dead
_________________________________

There's frost in every window
Oh, I can't believe my eyes
_________________________________

And in my bones I feel the warmth
_________________________________

That's coming from inside
_________________________________

Oh, look, what's this
_________________________________
They're hanging mistletoe
They kiss
_________________________________

Why, that looks so unique Inspired
_________________________________

They're gathering around
to hear a story
_________________________________

Roasting chestnuts on a fire
What's this
_________________________________

What's this in here
They've got a little tree
_________________________________
How queer
_________________________________

And who would ever think
And why
_________________________________

They're covering it with tiny little things

_________________________________

They've got electric lights on strings
_________________________________

And there's a smile on everyone,
so now correct me if I'm wrong
_________________________________

This looks like fun
This looks like fun
_________________________________

Oh, could it be I got my wish
What's this
_________________________________

Oh my, what now
The children are asleep
_________________________________

But look
There's nothing underneath
_________________________________

No ghouls, no witches here to scream
and scare them or ensnare them
_________________________________

Only little cozy things
_________________________________

Secure inside their dreamland
_________________________________

(SIGHS) What's this
_________________________________

The monsters are all missing
and the nightmares can't be found
_________________________________

And in their place there seems
to be good feeling all around
_________________________________

Instead of screams, I swear
I can hear music in the air
_________________________________

The smell of cakes and pies
are absolutely everywhere
_________________________________

The sights, the sounds
They're everywhere and all around
_________________________________

I've never felt so good before
_________________________________

This empty place inside of me is
filling up I simply cannot get enough
_________________________________

I want it
Oh, I want it
_________________________________
Oh, I want it for my own
_________________________________

I've got to know, I've got to know
what is this place that I have found
_________________________________

What is this

_________________________________
Christmas Town?
_________________________________

-Hmm.
-(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)
_________________________________

Ho-ho-ho-ho!
_________________________________

Ho-ho-ho-ho!
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

-This has never happened before.
-It's suspicious.
_________________________________

-It's peculiar.
-It's scary.
_________________________________

-Stand aside. Coming through.
-(GROWLS)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

We've got to find Jack!
_________________________________

There's only 365 days
left till next Halloween!
_________________________________

364!
_________________________________

Is there anywhere
we've forgotten to check?
_________________________________

I looked in every mausoleum.
_________________________________
We opened the sarcophagi!
_________________________________

I tromped through the pumpkin patch.
_________________________________

I peeked behind the Cyclops' eye.
_________________________________

I did, but he wasn't there.
_________________________________

It's time to sound the alarms!
_________________________________

(ALARM SCREECHING)
_________________________________

(SCREECHING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

_________________________________

Jack! Jack! We have a major crisis!
_________________________________
The Heartless are completely
out of control!

_________________________________
We can't stop them!

_________________________________

Hmm... Maybe our experiment
triggered something.
_________________________________
Everything will be fine, Mayor.
_________________________________
You have nothing to worry about.
_________________________________
_________________________________

Let's check this place, too, once the
Heartless here are out of our way.
_________________________________

_________________________________

(BREW HISSES)
_________________________________

Frog's breath will overpower any odor.
_________________________________

(CROAKS)
_________________________________

(BELCHES)
_________________________________

Oh! (COUGHING)
_________________________________

(COUGHING) Bitter!
_________________________________

Worm's wart. (STAMMERS)
Where's that worm's wart?
_________________________________

DR. FINKELSTEIN: Sally!
_________________________________

Is that soup ready yet?
_________________________________

Ah. Coming!
_________________________________

Lunch!
_________________________________

Ah, what's that? Worm's wart!
_________________________________

Mmm! (SNIFFS)
_________________________________

And frog's breath.
_________________________________

(STAMMERS) What's wrong?
_________________________________

I thought you like frog's breath.
_________________________________

Nothing's more suspicious
than frog's breath.
_________________________________

Until you taste it,
I won't swallow a spoonful.
_________________________________

I'm not hungry. Oops.
_________________________________

You want me to starve.
_________________________________

An old man like me,
who hardly has strength as it is.
_________________________________

Me, to whom you owe your very life.
_________________________________

Oh, don't be silly.
_________________________________

(SLURPING) Mmm! See?
_________________________________

Scrumptious!
_________________________________

(GULPING)
_________________________________

Did anyone think to dredge the lake?
_________________________________

(YAWNS) This morning.
_________________________________

(BARKING)
_________________________________

-Hear that? Shh.
-What?
_________________________________

-(BARKING)
-Zero!
_________________________________

(BARKING)
_________________________________

KIDS: (CHEERING) Jack's back!
_________________________________

Yea! Jack's back!
_________________________________

MAYOR: Where have you been?
_________________________________

Call a town meeting
and I'll tell everyone all about it!
_________________________________

-When?
-Immediately!
_________________________________

(BELL RINGING)
_________________________________

Town meeting! Town meeting!
_________________________________

Town meeting tonight!
_________________________________

-(SNORING)
-MAYOR: Town meeting!
_________________________________

Town meeting tonight!
_________________________________

(CLOWN HORN HONKING)
_________________________________

-(HONKS HORN, CHUCKLES)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________

Listen, everyone.
_________________________________

I want to tell you about Christmas Town.
_________________________________

(BATS SCREECHING)
_________________________________
(SINGING)
There were objects so peculiar
_________________________________

They were not to be believed
_________________________________

All around things to tantalize my brain
_________________________________

It's a world unlike anything
I've ever seen
_________________________________

And as hard as I tried
I can't seem to describe
_________________________________

Like a most improbable dream
_________________________________

But you must believe when I tell you this
_________________________________

It's as real as my skull and it does exist

_________________________________
Here, let me show you.
_________________________________

-(GASPING)
-Ooh!
_________________________________

This is a thing called a present

_________________________________
-The whole thing starts with a box
-A box

_________________________________
-Is it steel
-Are there locks

_________________________________
-Is it filled with a pox
-A pox
_________________________________
How delightful, a pox

_________________________________
If you please.
_________________________________

Just a box with bright colored paper

And the whole thing's topped with a bow

_________________________________
-A bow
-But why

_________________________________
-How ugly! What's in it
-What's in it

_________________________________
That's the point of the thing
Not to know

_________________________________
-It's a bat
-Will it bend
_________________________________

-It's a rat
-Will it break

_________________________________
Perhaps it's the head
that I found in the lake
_________________________________

Listen now
You don't understand
_________________________________

That's not the point of Christmasland
_________________________________

Now pay attention
_________________________________

We pick up an oversized sock
_________________________________

And hang it like this on the wall
_________________________________

Oh, yes, does it still have a foot
_________________________________

Let me see, let me look
Is it rotted and covered with gook
_________________________________

Um, let me explain.
_________________________________

There's no foot inside
but there's candy
_________________________________

Or sometimes it's filled with small toys

_________________________________
Small toys, do they bite
or explode in the sack
_________________________________
Do they snap

_________________________________
Perhaps they just spring out
and scare girls and boys
_________________________________

What a splendid idea
This Christmas sounds fun
_________________________________

I fully endorse it
Let's try it at once
_________________________________

Everyone, please
Now not so fast
_________________________________

There's something here
that you don't quite grasp

_________________________________
I don't know. Do you get it?
_________________________________

Well, I may as well give them
what they want.
_________________________________

And the best I must confess
I have saved for the last
_________________________________

For the ruler of this Christmasland
_________________________________

Is a fearsome king
with a deep, mighty voice
_________________________________

Least, that's what
I've come to understand
_________________________________

And I've also heard it told that
he's something to behold
_________________________________

Like a lobster
Huge and red
_________________________________

When he sets out to
slay with his rain gear on
_________________________________

Carting bulging sacks
with his big, great arms
_________________________________

That is, so I've heard it said
_________________________________

And on a dark, cold night
Under full moonlight
_________________________________

He flies into a fog
like a vulture in the sky
_________________________________

And they call him
_________________________________

Sandy Claws (LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(CHEERING, WHISTLING)
_________________________________

Well, at least they're excited
_________________________________

But they don't understand
_________________________________

That special kind of feeling
_________________________________

In Christmasland

_________________________________
Oh, well.
_________________________________

_________________________________

Zero! Have you seen Sally anywhere?

_________________________________

Is something wrong, Jack?

_________________________________

No, everything's going great.
_________________________________
We're going to have
the best Halloween ever.
_________________________________
All we need now is your memory.

_________________________________

"Memory"? You mean this?
_________________________________

_________________________________

Jack, I have a bad feeling about this.
_________________________________
Why don't you try something else?
There's still time.

_________________________________

Nothing could beat
what I've got planned!
_________________________________
Once we give the Heartless a heart,
they'll dance just as I envision it.
_________________________________
Trust me. You're going to love it!
_________________________________

_________________________________
(CHILDREN LAUGHING)

_________________________________

-Lock!

-Shock!

_________________________________

Barrel!

_________________________________

Did you hear that?

_________________________________

Yeah, I sure did! A heart!
_________________________________
What should we do?

_________________________________

Gosh, you really are stupid!
Isn't it obvious?

_________________________________

Tell Oogie Boogie.
_________________________________

_________________________________

(HOWLING)
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

There's got to be a logical way
to explain this Christmas thing.
_________________________________

You've poisoned me for the last time,
you wretched girl.
_________________________________

-(SLAMS)
-(GROANS)
_________________________________

(BELLS CHIMING)
_________________________________

Oh, my head!
_________________________________

The door is open!
_________________________________

-Hello?
-Jack Skellington!
_________________________________

DR. FINKELSTEIN: Up here, my boy.
_________________________________

Doctor, I need to
borrow some equipment.
_________________________________

Is that so? Whatever for?
_________________________________

I'm conducting a series of experiments.
_________________________________

How perfectly marvelous.
_________________________________

-Curiosity killed the cat, you know.
-I know.
_________________________________

Come on into the lab
and we'll get you all fixed up.
_________________________________

Hmm. Experiments?
_________________________________

JACK: Zero, I'm home.
_________________________________

Interesting reaction.
_________________________________

But what does it mean?
_________________________________

(BODY HITS GROUND)
_________________________________

You can come out now
if you promise to behave.
_________________________________

Sally?
_________________________________

Sally?
_________________________________

-Oh! Gone again!
-(GLASS SHATTERING)
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

(BIRDS SQUAWKING, CHIRPING)
_________________________________

(CROWING)
_________________________________
ALL: (SINGING)
Something's up with Jack
_________________________________
Something's up with Jack
_________________________________

Don't know if we're ever
going to get him back
_________________________________

He's all alone up there
Locked away inside

_________________________________
-Never says a word
-Hope he hasn't died

_________________________________
ALL: Something's up with Jack
Something's up with Jack
_________________________________

Christmastime is buzzing in my skull
_________________________________

Will it let me be I cannot tell
_________________________________

There's so many things I cannot grasp
_________________________________

When I think I've got it then at last
_________________________________

Through my bony fingers it does slip
_________________________________

Like a snowflake in a fiery grip
_________________________________

Something here I'm not quite getting,
though I try I keep forgetting
_________________________________

Like a memory long since past
_________________________________

Here in an instant
Gone in a flash
_________________________________

What does it mean
What does it mean
_________________________________

In these little bric-a-brac
_________________________________

A secret's waiting to be cracked
_________________________________

These dolls and toys confuse me so
_________________________________

Confound it all I love it though
_________________________________

Simple objects
Nothing more
_________________________________

But something's hidden through a door
_________________________________

Though I do not have the key
_________________________________

Something's here I cannot see
_________________________________

What does it mean
What does it mean
_________________________________

What does it mean

_________________________________
-(SNORING)
-Hmm. Hmm.
_________________________________

I've read these Christmas
books so many times
_________________________________

I know the stories
and I know the rhymes
_________________________________

I know the Christmas carols all by heart
_________________________________

My skull's so full
It's tearing me apart
_________________________________

As often as I've read them
something's wrong
_________________________________

So hard to put my bony finger on
_________________________________

Or perhaps it's really not as deep
as I've been led to think
_________________________________

Am I trying much too hard
_________________________________

Of course,
I've been too close to see
_________________________________

The answer's right in front of me
Right in front of me
_________________________________

It's simple really
Very clear
_________________________________

Like music drifting in the air
_________________________________

Invisible but everywhere
_________________________________

Just because I cannot see it
_________________________________

Doesn't mean I can't believe it
_________________________________

You know I think this Christmas thing
is not as tricky as it seems
_________________________________

And why should they have all the fun
It should belong to anyone
_________________________________

Not anyone, in fact but me
_________________________________

Why, I can make a Christmas tree
_________________________________

And there's no reason I can find
_________________________________

I couldn't handle Christmastime
_________________________________

I bet I could improve it too
_________________________________

And that's exactly what I'll do

_________________________________
Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!
_________________________________

Eureka!
_________________________________

This year, Christmas will be ours!
_________________________________

(CHEERING)
_________________________________

MAYOR: Patience, everyone.
_________________________________

Jack has a special job for each of us.
_________________________________

-Dr. Finkelstein!
-(MOTOR WHIRRING)
_________________________________

Your Christmas assignment is ready.
_________________________________

-(GRUMBLING)
-Dr. Finkelstein, to the front of the line.
_________________________________

(CRYING)
_________________________________

What kind of noise
is that for a baby to make?
_________________________________

-Perhaps it can be improved?
-VAMPIRES: No problem.
_________________________________

I knew it!
_________________________________

Doctor! Thank you for coming.
_________________________________

We need some of these.
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

Their construction should be
exceedingly simple, I think.
_________________________________

How horrible our Christmas will be.
_________________________________

No! How jolly!
_________________________________

Oh. How jolly our Christmas will be.
_________________________________

(GASPING, GROWLING)
_________________________________

-What are you doing here?
-Jack sent for us.
_________________________________

-Specifically.
-By name.
_________________________________

-Lock.
-Shock.
_________________________________
Barrel.
_________________________________

Jack! Jack!
_________________________________

It's Boogie's boys.
_________________________________

Ah, Halloween's finest trick-or-treaters.
_________________________________

The job I have for you is top secret.
_________________________________

It requires craft, cunning, mischief.
_________________________________

And we thought you didn't like us, Jack.
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Absolutely no one is to
know about it. Not a soul!
_________________________________

Now... (WHISPERING)
_________________________________

JACK: (WHISPERING) ...tree...
_________________________________

...Christmas Town...
_________________________________

-(CRUNCHING)
-Ow! Hmm.
_________________________________

And one more thing.
_________________________________

Leave that no-account
Oogie Boogie out of this!
_________________________________

Whatever you say, Jack.
_________________________________

-Of course, Jack.
-Wouldn't dream of it, Jack.
_________________________________

(GIGGLING)
_________________________________
_________________________________

Yes. This is it.
_________________________________
Now, just one more ingredient.
_________________________________
We need "surprise"
to complete the heart.
_________________________________
The mayor should know where it is.
_________________________________

_________________________________
(SINGING) Kidnap Mr. Sandy Claws
_________________________________

-I want to do it
-Let's draw straws

_________________________________
-Jack said we should work together
-Three of a kind

_________________________________
-Birds of a feather
-Now and forever

_________________________________
La la-la la la-la
La la-la la-la
_________________________________

Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Lock him up real tight
_________________________________

Throw away the key and
then turn off all the lights
_________________________________

First we're going to set some bait
inside a nasty trap and wait
_________________________________

When he comes a-sniffing we will
snap the trap and close the gate
_________________________________

Wait, I've got a better plan
to catch this big red lobster man
_________________________________

Let's pop him in a boiling pot and
when he's done we'll butter him up
_________________________________

Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Throw him in a box
_________________________________

Bury him for 90 years
Then see if he talks
_________________________________

Then Mr. Oogie Boogie Man
_________________________________

Can take the whole thing over then
_________________________________

He'll be so pleased I do declare
_________________________________

That he will cook him rare
Whee
_________________________________

(SINISTER LAUGHTER,
MUNCHING NOISE)
_________________________________

(BUG SCREAMS)
_________________________________

I say that we take a cannon aim
it at his door and then
_________________________________

Knock three times and when he answers
Sandy Claws will be no more
_________________________________

You're so stupid! Think now
if we blow him up to smithereens
_________________________________

We may lose some pieces and then
Jack will beat us black and green
_________________________________

Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Tie him in a bag
_________________________________

Throw him in the ocean
Then see if he is sad
_________________________________

Because Mr. Oogie Boogie
is the meanest guy around
_________________________________

If I were on his boogie list
I'd get out of town
_________________________________

He'll be so pleased by our success
_________________________________

That he'll reward us too I'll bet
_________________________________

Perhaps he'll make his special brew
_________________________________

-Of snake and spider stew
-Mmm!
_________________________________

We're his little henchmen
and we take our job with pride
_________________________________

We do our best to please him
and stay on his good side
_________________________________

I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb
_________________________________

-I'm not the dumb one
-You're no fun
_________________________________

Shut up, I've got something
Listen now
_________________________________
Make me

_________________________________
This one is real good
You'll see
_________________________________

We'll send a present to his door
_________________________________

Upon there'll be a note to read
_________________________________

Now in the box we'll wait
and hide until his curiosity
_________________________________

Entices him to look inside
And then we'll have him! One, two, three
_________________________________

Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Beat him with a stick
_________________________________

Lock him up for 90 years
See what makes him tick
_________________________________

Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Chop him into bits
_________________________________

Mr. Oogie Boogie is sure to get his kicks
_________________________________

Kidnap the Sandy Claws
See what we will see
_________________________________

Lock him in a cage
and then throw away
_________________________________

The key

_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Sandy Claws, huh?
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

_________________________________

(OOGIE LAUGHS)

_________________________________

A heart?
_________________________________
That bonehead Jack
is really making a heart?
_________________________________
I'll be jiggered! That works for me!
_________________________________
Ohh, when I get my hands on that...

Well, I've got no hands,
_________________________________
but I'm still gonna nab that
heart and control the Heartless.

_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

_________________________________

It goes something like this.
_________________________________

(PLAYING ''JINGLE BELLS'')
_________________________________

How about it? Think you can manage?
_________________________________

A-one and a-two and a-three and a...
_________________________________

(PLAYING ''JINGLE BELLS'' SLOWLY)
_________________________________'

Next!
_________________________________

(LAUGHING) Fantastic!
_________________________________

Now, why don't you all practice on that?
And we'll be in great shape.
_________________________________

Sally, I need your help
more than anyone's.
_________________________________

You certainly do, Jack.
I had the most terrible vision.
_________________________________

-That's splendid!
-No! It was about your Christmas.
_________________________________

-There was smoke and fire...
-That's not my Christmas!
_________________________________

My Christmas is filled
with laughter and joy...
_________________________________

and this... My Sandy Claws outfit.
_________________________________

-I want you to make it.
-Jack, please listen to me.
_________________________________
-It's going to be a disaster.

-How could it be?
_________________________________

Just follow the pattern.
This part's red. The trim is white.
_________________________________

-It's a mistake, Jack.
-Now, don't be modest.
_________________________________

Who else is clever enough
to make my Sandy Claws outfit?
_________________________________

-MAYOR: Next!
-I have every confidence in you.
_________________________________

But it seems wrong to me, very wrong.
_________________________________

-This device is called a nutcracker.
-(TAPPING)
_________________________________

LOCK, SHOCK, AND BARREL: Jack,
Jack! We caught him! We got him!
_________________________________

Perfect! Open it up, quickly.
_________________________________

-(GASPS)
-(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

That's not Sandy Claws.
_________________________________

-It isn't?
-Who is it?
_________________________________

-(SNIFFING, SCREAMING)
-Bunny!
_________________________________

-(SQUEAKS, WHIMPERS)
-Not Sandy Claws. Take him back!
_________________________________

-We followed your instructions.
-We went through the door.
_________________________________

Which door? There's more than one!
_________________________________

Sandy Claws is behind the door
shaped like this.
_________________________________

-I told you!
-(CHOKING)
_________________________________

-LOCK: You knock it off!
-Ow! Ow!
_________________________________

-(GROWLING)
-(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________

I'm very sorry
for the inconvenience, sir.
_________________________________

Take him home first!
And apologize again.
_________________________________

Be careful with Sandy Claws
when you fetch him.
_________________________________

-Treat him nicely.
-ALL: Got it.
_________________________________

-We'll get it right...
-ALL: Next time!
_________________________________

You will be a decided improvement...
_________________________________

over that treacherous Sally.
_________________________________

Master! The plans!
_________________________________

Excellent, Igor.
_________________________________

(TICKING, CHIMES)
_________________________________

(RATS SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

(GASPS, GROWLS)
_________________________________

This time
_________________________________

This time
_________________________________

Making Christmas
_________________________________

Making Christmas
_________________________________

Making Christmas
Making Christmas

_________________________________
-Is so fine
-It's ours this time

_________________________________
And won't the children be surprised
_________________________________

It's ours this time

_________________________________
-Making Christmas
-Making Christmas

_________________________________
Making Christmas
_________________________________

Time to give them something fun
_________________________________

They'll talk about it for years to come
_________________________________

Let's have a cheer from everyone
_________________________________

It's time to party
_________________________________

Making Christmas
Making Christmas
_________________________________

Snakes and mice get wrapped up so nice
_________________________________

With spider legs and pretty bows
_________________________________

It's ours this time
_________________________________

Altogether
That and this
_________________________________

With all our tricks
we're making Christmastime
_________________________________

Here comes Jack!
_________________________________

I don't believe
_________________________________

What's happening to me
_________________________________

My hopes
My dreams

_________________________________
My fantasies

_________________________________
Ha-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!
_________________________________

Won't they be impressed
_________________________________

I am a genius
_________________________________

See how I transform this old rat
_________________________________

Into a most delightful hat

_________________________________
JACK: Hmm.
_________________________________

My compliments from me to you
on this your most intriguing hat
_________________________________

Consider, though this substitute,
a bat in place of this old rat
_________________________________

No, no, no
Now that's all wrong
_________________________________

This thing will never make a present,
it's been dead for much too long
_________________________________

Try something fresher
Something pleasant
_________________________________

Try again
Don't give up
_________________________________

Altogether
That and this
_________________________________

With all our tricks
we're making Christmastime
_________________________________

-This time, this time
-It's ours

_________________________________
Making Christmas
Making Christmas
_________________________________

La la-la
It's almost here
_________________________________

And we can't wait
_________________________________

So ring the bells and celebrate
_________________________________

'Cause when the full moon starts
to climb, we'll all sing out
_________________________________

It's Christmastime

_________________________________
Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!
_________________________________

(BATS SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
_________________________________

Ghosts rise from those tombstones.
_________________________________
Check the tombstones in the
order the ghosts appear.
_________________________________
If you get it wrong,
you're in for a surprise!
_________________________________

Splendid! Now go look at the pumpkin.
_________________________________

_________________________________

Kathleen, Bobby, Susie.
_________________________________

Yes, Susie's been nice.
Nice, nice, naughty, nice, nice, nice...
_________________________________

There are hardly
any naughty children this year.
_________________________________

(DOORBELL CHIMES
''JINGLE BELLS'')
_________________________________
Now who could that be?
_________________________________

-ALL: Trick or treat!
-Huh?
_________________________________

Ya!
_________________________________

You don't look like yourself, Jack.
Not at all.
_________________________________

Isn't that wonderful?
It couldn't be more wonderful!
_________________________________

-But you're the Pumpkin King.
-Not anymore.
_________________________________

-(SMASHING)
-And I feel so much better now.
_________________________________

Jack, I know you think
something's missing, but...
_________________________________

-Ow!
-Sorry!
_________________________________

You're right.
Something is missing, but what?
_________________________________

I've got the beard, the coat,
the boots, the belt...
_________________________________

ALL: Jack! Jack!
This time we bagged him.
_________________________________

-This time we really did.
-He sure is big, Jack.
_________________________________

-And heavy!
-Let me out!
_________________________________

-(ALL GASP)
-Oh, Sandy Claws.
_________________________________

In person!
What a pleasure to meet you.
_________________________________

(STAMMERS) Why, you have hands!
_________________________________

-You don't have claws at all.
-What?
_________________________________

-(GROWLS)
-SANTA: Where am I?
_________________________________

Surprised, aren't you?
I knew you would be.
_________________________________

You don't need to have another
worry about Christmas this year.
_________________________________

-Wha... (STAMMERS) Wha...
-Consider this a vacation, Sandy,
_________________________________
a reward.
_________________________________

It's your turn to take it easy.
_________________________________

-B-But there must be some mistake.
- See that he's comfortable.
_________________________________

Just a second, fellas. Of course!
_________________________________

-That's what I'm missing. Thanks.
-Bu... But...
_________________________________

You just can't... Hold on!
Where are we going now?
_________________________________

Ho-ho-ho! No.
_________________________________

This is worse than I thought.
_________________________________
-Much worse.
-JACK: Ho-ho-ho!
_________________________________

-(VOICE DEEPENS) Ho-ho-ho!
-I know.
_________________________________

SANTA: Me on vacation?
On Christmas Eve?
_________________________________

-Where are we taking him?
-Where?
_________________________________

To Oogie Boogie, of course.
_________________________________

There isn't anywhere in the whole
world more comfortable than that.
_________________________________

And Jack said to make him
comfortable, didn't he?
_________________________________
SHOCK AND BARREL: Yes, he did!
_________________________________

SANTA: Haven't you heard of peace
on earth and good will toward men?
_________________________________

ALL: No! (LAUGHING)
_________________________________

_________________________________

Yes. This is it.

_________________________________

There you go. This time it's sure to work.

_________________________________

Ya!

_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________

_________________________________

Oh! This'll stop Jack.
_________________________________

(ELECTRIC SAW BUZZING)
_________________________________

(BUZZING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

What a joy to think of...
_________________________________

all we'll have in common.

We'll have conversations...
_________________________________

worth having.
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

-SANTA: Don't do this!
-(LAUGHING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

Naughty children
never get any presents.
_________________________________

-I think he might be too big!
-Oooh!
_________________________________

No, he's not.
If he can go down a chimney,
_________________________________

he can fit... down... here.
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

-(METAL PINGING)
-(GRUNTING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

(SHOUTING)
_________________________________

(SQUEALING)
_________________________________

(DICE SHAKING)
_________________________________

Well, well, well! What have we here?
_________________________________

Sandy Claws, huh?
Oooh, I'm really scared!
_________________________________

So you're the one everybody's
talkin' about. (LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(SINGING) You're jokin'
You're jokin'
_________________________________

I can't believe my eyes
_________________________________

You're jokin' me
You gotta be
_________________________________

This can't be the right guy
_________________________________

He's ancient
He's ugly
_________________________________

I don't know which is worse
_________________________________

I might just split a seam now
if I don't die laughin' first
_________________________________

Mr. Oogie Boogie says there's
trouble close at hand
_________________________________

You better pay attention now
_________________________________

'Cause I'm the Boogie Man
_________________________________

And if you aren't shakin'
_________________________________

There's somethin' very wrong
_________________________________

'Cause this may be the last time
you hear the Boogie song

_________________________________
-Whoa-oh
-Wah-ah
_________________________________

-Whoa-ho
-Ow
_________________________________

-Whoa-oh
-Wow

_________________________________
I'm the Oogie Boogie Man
_________________________________

Release me now or you must face
the dire consequences
_________________________________

The children are expecting me
so please, come to your senses
_________________________________

Ah, you're jokin'
You're jokin'
_________________________________

I can't believe my ears
_________________________________

Would someone shut this fella up
_________________________________

I'm drownin' in my tears
_________________________________

He's funny
I'm laughin'
_________________________________

You really are too much
_________________________________

And now with your permission

_________________________________
-I'm goin' to do my stuff
-What are you going to do?

_________________________________
I'm gonna do the best I can.
_________________________________

Whoa
_________________________________

The sound of rolling dice
to me is music in the air
_________________________________

'Cause I'm a gamblin' Boogie Man
although I don't play fair
_________________________________

It's much more fun I must confess
_________________________________

With lives on the line
_________________________________

Not mine, of course
But yours, old boy
_________________________________

Now that'd be just fine
_________________________________

Release me fast or you will have
to answer for this heinous act
_________________________________

Oh, brother, you're somethin'
You put me in a spin
_________________________________

You aren't comprehending
the position that you're in
_________________________________

It's hopeless You're finished
You haven't got a prayer
_________________________________

'Cause I'm Mr. Oogie Boogie
_________________________________

And you ain't goin' nowhere

_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(GUFFAWING)
_________________________________

_________________________________

Aw! We lost them!

_________________________________

Zero, after them, quick!
_________________________________

_________________________________

(LAUGHTER)
_________________________________

(LAUGHTER CONTINUES,
CHATTERING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING,
CHATTERING CONTINUE)
_________________________________

(CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
Hurray! It's Jack!
_________________________________

(CHEERING)
_________________________________

Think of us as you soar
triumphantly through the sky,
_________________________________

outshining every star;
_________________________________

your silhouette, a dark blot on the moon.
_________________________________

You, who are our pride.
_________________________________

You, who are our glory.
_________________________________

You, who have frightened
millions into an early grave.
_________________________________
Ow!
_________________________________

You, who have, uh,
_________________________________

devastated the souls of the... living?
_________________________________

- Oh, no! We can't take off in this.
-(CROWD (GROANS)
_________________________________

The reindeer can't see an inch
in front of their noses.
_________________________________
Phew!
_________________________________

This fog's as thick as, as...
_________________________________

-Jellied brains.
-Or thicker!
_________________________________

-There go all of my hopes,
-CROWD: Oh!
_________________________________

my precious plans, my glorious dreams.
_________________________________

-There goes Christmas.
-(CROWD GROANING)
_________________________________

-(ZERO BARKING)
-No, Zero. Down, boy.
_________________________________

My, what a brilliant nose you have.
_________________________________

The better to light my way!
_________________________________

-To the head of the team, Zero.
-(CROWD CHEERS, APPLAUDS)
_________________________________

-We're off!
-(WHIP CRACKS)
_________________________________

(CHEERING)
_________________________________

Wait, Jack! No!
_________________________________

(WHIP CRACKING)
_________________________________

(CHEERING)
_________________________________

Ho-ho-ho!
_________________________________

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ho!
_________________________________

(WHIP CRACKING)
_________________________________

Good-bye, Jack.
_________________________________

My dearest Jack.
_________________________________

Oh, how I hope my
premonition is wrong.
_________________________________
(SINGING) I sense there's
something in the wind
_________________________________

That feels like tragedy's at hand
_________________________________

And though I'd like to stand by him
_________________________________

Can't shake this feeling that I have
_________________________________

The worst is just around the bend
_________________________________

And does he notice
_________________________________

My feelings for him
_________________________________

And will he see
_________________________________

How much he means to me
_________________________________

I think it's not to be
_________________________________

What will become of my dear friend
_________________________________

Where will his actions lead us then
_________________________________

Although I'd like to join the crowd
_________________________________

In their enthusiastic cloud
_________________________________

Try as I may it doesn't last
_________________________________

And will we ever
_________________________________

-End up together
-(MEOWS)
_________________________________

No, I think not
_________________________________

It's never to become
_________________________________

For I am not the one

_________________________________

_________________________________

I knew Oogie Boogie was behind this!
_________________________________

_________________________________
Ho-ho-ho!
_________________________________

Ho-ho-ho-ho! Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!
_________________________________

(SLEIGH CRASHING)

_________________________________
(GASPS) Santa!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Santa?
_________________________________

Merry Christmas!
And what is your name?
_________________________________

-Uh, uh, uh, uh...
-That's all right.
_________________________________

I have a special present for you anyway.
_________________________________

There you go, sonny.
_________________________________

Ho-ho-ho-ho! Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!
_________________________________

MOTHER: And what did Santa
bring you, honey?
_________________________________

-(PARENTS SCREAMING)
-Merry Christmas!
_________________________________

-(RINGING)
-Hello. Police.
_________________________________

-(HYSTERICAL SCREAMING)
-Attacked by Christmas toys?
_________________________________

That's strange. That's the second
toy complaint we've had.
_________________________________

Ho-ho-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
_________________________________

-Ho-ho-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
-(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(GROWLING)
_________________________________

-Huh?
-(GIGGLING)
_________________________________

-(GASPS)
-Oh, wait!
_________________________________

-(CHILDREN SCREAMING)
-(QUACKING)
_________________________________

-(QUACKING)
-Whoa! Help! Help!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(MAN SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(WOMAN SCREAMING)

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________
(SINISTER LAUGHTER)
_________________________________

You're welcome, one and all!
_________________________________

Where'd you spot him?
Fast as we can, ma'am.
_________________________________

Police. I know, I know,
a skeleton. Keep calm.
_________________________________

Turn off all the lights. Make sure
the doors are locked. Hello. Police.
_________________________________

Reports are pouring in from all
over the globe that an impostor...
_________________________________

is shamelessly
impersonating Santa Claus,
_________________________________
mocking and mangling
this joyous holiday.
_________________________________

Authorities assure us
that at this moment...
_________________________________

military units are mobilizing to stop
the perpetrator of this heinous crime.
_________________________________

-Jack. Someone has to help Jack.
-...wherever you are,
_________________________________

-Where'd they take that Sandy Claws?
-come back and save Christmas.
_________________________________

(SIRENS WAILING)
_________________________________

(SIRENS CONTINUES)
_________________________________

Look, Zero, searchlights.
_________________________________

(GUNFIRE CONTINUES)
_________________________________

They're celebrating!
_________________________________

They're thanking us for doing
such a good job.
_________________________________

Whoa! Careful down there!
You almost hit us!
_________________________________

-(ZERO BARKS)
-It's okay, Zero!
_________________________________

-(BARKS)
-Head higher!
_________________________________

Are you a gamblin' man, Sandy?
Let's play!
_________________________________

-(CLANKING NOISE)
-Hmm?
_________________________________

My, my! What have we here?
_________________________________

(HACKING) Hmm.
_________________________________

(WHISPERING) I'll get you out of here.
_________________________________

Ah! Lovely.
_________________________________

Tickle, tickle, tickle.
Tickle, tickle, tickle!
_________________________________

Tickle, tickle, tickle.
Tickle, tickle, tickle!
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(SHOUTING) What?
You try to make a dupe out of me?
_________________________________

(ROARING)
_________________________________

-(ROARING CONTINUES)
-(WIND HOWLING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

Who's next on my list?
_________________________________

Ah, little Harry and Jordan.
Won't they be surprised?
_________________________________

-They're trying to hit us. Zero!
-(BARKS, WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

Merry Christmas to all...
_________________________________

and to all a good night!
_________________________________

(THUD)
_________________________________

(CROWD GASPS)
_________________________________

(HOWLING)
_________________________________

I knew this Christmas thing
was a bad idea.
_________________________________

-I felt it in my gut.
-(ENGINE STARTS)
_________________________________

Terrible news, folks!
_________________________________

The worst tragedy of our times!
_________________________________

Jack has been blown to smithereens!
_________________________________

(WEEPING)
_________________________________

Terrible, terrible news!
_________________________________

Attention. Attention, citizens.
_________________________________

Terrible news.
_________________________________

There's still no sign of Santa Claus.
_________________________________

Although the impostor
has been shot down,
_________________________________

it looks like Christmas
will have to be canceled this year.
_________________________________

I repeat, the impostor
has been shot down,
_________________________________

I repeat, the impostor
has been shot down,
_________________________________

but there's still no sign of Santa.

_________________________________
_________________________________

We were just following orders!
_________________________________
Oogie Boogie told us to steal the heart.
_________________________________
It's all Barrel's fault!
_________________________________
It was his idea to tell Oogie Boogie
about the heart.

_________________________________

Yeah, that's right!

_________________________________

(STAMMERS) But you guys said...

_________________________________

You should be ashamed!
_________________________________

_________________________________
(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

(SINGING) What have I done
_________________________________

What have I done
_________________________________

How could I
_________________________________

Be so blind
_________________________________

All is lost
_________________________________

Where was I
_________________________________

Spoiled all
_________________________________

Spoiled all
_________________________________

Everything's
_________________________________

Gone all wrong
_________________________________

What have I done
_________________________________

What have I done
_________________________________

Find a deep cave to hide in
_________________________________

In a million years
_________________________________

They'll find me
Only dust
_________________________________

And a plaque that reads
_________________________________

Here lies poor old Jack
_________________________________

But I never intended all this madness
_________________________________

Never
_________________________________

And nobody really understood
_________________________________

Well, how could they
_________________________________

That all I ever wanted
_________________________________

Was to bring them something great
_________________________________

Why does nothing ever turn
out like it should
_________________________________

Well, what the heck
_________________________________

I went and did my best
_________________________________

And, by God I really tasted
_________________________________

Something swell

_________________________________

And for a moment why,
I even touched the sky
_________________________________

And at least I left some stories
they can tell I did
_________________________________

And for the first time since
I don't remember when
_________________________________

I felt just like my old bony self again
_________________________________

And I, Jack
_________________________________

The Pumpkin King
_________________________________

That's right I am the Pumpkin King
Ha-ha-ha!
_________________________________

And I just can't wait
until next Halloween
_________________________________

'Cause I've got some new ideas
_________________________________

That will really make them scream
_________________________________

And, by God, I'm really
going to give it all my might
_________________________________

Uh-oh. I hope there's still time...
_________________________________

to set things right.
_________________________________

- (GASPS) Sandy Claws.
-Hmm.

_________________________________

You wait till Jack hears about this!
_________________________________

By the time he's through with you,
you'll be lucky if you...
_________________________________

The King of Halloween...
_________________________________

has been blown to smithereens!
_________________________________

Skeleton Jack...
_________________________________

-is now a pile of dust!
-(GASPS)

_________________________________

Come on, Zero! Christmas isn't over yet.
_________________________________
(BARKS)
_________________________________

What's that you said about luck,
rag doll?
_________________________________

-SALLY: Help! Help! Help!
-(ZERO SNARLING)
_________________________________

-(SALLY SHOUTING)
-Shhh!
_________________________________

OOGIE: Seven!
_________________________________

It's Oogie's turn to boogie now.
_________________________________

-(SALLY SCREAMING)
-One... two... three... four...
_________________________________

-five, six, seven. (LAUGHING)
-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

SANTA: This can't be happening.
_________________________________

Ashes to ashes, and dust to dust.
_________________________________

Oh! I'm feeling weak...
_________________________________

with hunger!
_________________________________

One more roll of the dice
oughta do it. (LAUGHING)
_________________________________

What? Snake eyes?
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Eleven! (LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Looks like I won the jackpot!
_________________________________

Bye-bye, doll face...
_________________________________

and sandman!
_________________________________

-(SALLY (SCREAMING)
-(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(GASPS) What the...

_________________________________

-(GASPS)
-Hello, Oogie.
_________________________________

(STAMMERING) Jack!
But they said you were dead.
_________________________________

You must be double dead!
_________________________________

_________________________________

Oogie Boogie, give me back the heart!

_________________________________

You want it?
_________________________________
Well, then come on over and get it!

_________________________________
(GOBBLES)
_________________________________
(LAUGHS EVILLY)
_________________________________

Now, let's see if I can get their attention.
_________________________________
Oh, Heartless!

_________________________________

This is it?
_________________________________
Nobody disrespects me! Nobody!
_________________________________

_________________________________

-Oh!
-(OOGIE LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Well, come on, bone man!
_________________________________

(BARKING)
_________________________________

Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo! Ha!
_________________________________

-Fire!
-(BELL RINGING)
_________________________________
(GUNSHOTS)

_________________________________
Ooooh!
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Jack, look out!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

So long, Jack! (LAUGHING)
_________________________________

How dare you treat my friends
so shamefully!

_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________

(WHIMPERING) No, no, no, no, Jack!

_________________________________

Now look what you've done!
_________________________________

My bugs! My bugs!
_________________________________

My bugs!
_________________________________

SQUEAKY-VOICED BUGS:
My bugs! My bugs! My bugs!
_________________________________

My bugs! My bugs! My bugs!
_________________________________

(SQUEAKING) My bugs! My bugs!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(WHIMPERING AND MOANING)
_________________________________
So, that heart was a failure after all.
_________________________________

_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________
(OOGIE MOANING)
_________________________________

Whoa! How did he get so big?

_________________________________

JACK: Look! It's brimming
with the power of darkness!
_________________________________
Oogie Boogie is drawing
power from those dark globs!

_________________________________

So we just have to destroy
those things, right?
_________________________________
_________________________________
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

_________________________________

Forgive me, Mr. Claws.
_________________________________

I'm afraid I've made
a terrible mess of your holiday.
_________________________________
Bumpy sleigh ride, Jack?
_________________________________

The next time you get the urge
_________________________________
to take over someone else's holiday,
I'd listen to her.
_________________________________

She's the only one who makes any
sense around this insane asylum!
_________________________________

-Skeletons, boogie men--
-I hope there's still time.
_________________________________

To fix Christmas? Of course there is!
_________________________________

I'm Santa Claus!
_________________________________

He'll fix things, Jack.
He knows what to do.
_________________________________

-How did you get down here, Sally?
-Oh, I was trying to...
_________________________________

-Well, I wanted to, to...
-To help me.
_________________________________

-I couldn't let you just...
-Sally.
_________________________________

I can't believe
I never realized that you...
_________________________________

MAYOR: Jack! Jack!
_________________________________

-Here he is!
-Alive! Just like we said!
_________________________________

MAYOR: Grab ahold, my boy!
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

Good news, folks.
Santa Claus, the one and only,
_________________________________

has finally been spotted.
_________________________________

Old Saint Nick appears to be
traveling at supersonic speed.
_________________________________

He's setting things right,
_________________________________

bringing joy and cheer
wherever he goes.
_________________________________

Yes, Kriss Kringle has pulled it out
of the bag and delivered Christmas...
_________________________________

-to excited children all over the world.
-(SNORING)
_________________________________

(CAR HORN HONKING)
_________________________________

La la la la la la-la-la
_________________________________

La la la la la la-la-la

_________________________________
-Jack's back!
-Jack?
_________________________________

-Jack's okay!
-He's all right!
_________________________________

(SINGING) Jack's okay and he's back

_________________________________
-Oh, yea
-He's all right
_________________________________

Let's shout
Make a fuss
_________________________________

Scream it out
Wheee

_________________________________
Jack is back now
Everyone sing
_________________________________

In the town of Halloween

_________________________________
-It's great to be home!
-SANTA: Ho-ho-ho-ho!
_________________________________

Happy Halloween!
_________________________________

Merry Christmas!
_________________________________
-What's this?
-What's this
_________________________________

I haven't got a clue
_________________________________

-What's this
-Why, it's completely new

_________________________________
-Must be a Christmas thing
-What's this

_________________________________
It's really very strange

_________________________________
This is Halloween
Halloween, Halloween
_________________________________

Halloween
What's this, what's this

_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Careful, my precious jewel.
_________________________________

_________________________________

Sally, why didn't I listen to you?

_________________________________

Don't feel bad, Jack.
_________________________________
We'll come up with another
plan for Halloween.
_________________________________
Next time, we'll do it together.
_________________________________
_________________________________

I guess we have no choice.
_________________________________
We'll have to cancel the Heartless

Halloween festival for now.
_________________________________
Here, I want you to have this.

_________________________________

Visit us any time, Sora.
_________________________________
Next year's Halloween
will be the scariest ever!

_________________________________

Emotion, memory...
_________________________________
We put in all the necessary ingredients.
_________________________________
What else do you need to make a heart?
_________________________________
What is a heart anyway?
_________________________________
I can't figure it out.

_________________________________

_________________________________
(SINGING)

My dearest friend if you don't mind
_________________________________

I'd like to join you by your side
_________________________________

Where we can gaze
_________________________________

Into the stars
_________________________________

ALL: And sit together
_________________________________

Now and forever
_________________________________

For it is plain
_________________________________

As anyone can see
_________________________________

We're simply meant to be
_________________________________

_________________________________

The world will applaud me
_________________________________

Its praise will reward me
_________________________________

And I, Fflewddur Fflam will find fame

_________________________________

(GIGGLING)
_________________________________
They're almost finished, Fflewddur.
_________________________________

It's not too good,
but it will hold for awhile.

_________________________________

Yes, I shall sing of your deed.
_________________________________

It would be better to sing
of our heroic escape.
_________________________________

Weren't you a bit frightened, Fflewddur?
_________________________________

A Fflam, frightened?
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

The word is not in my vocabulary.

_________________________________

But in this case, well-chosen, my dear.
_________________________________

I wasn't afraid.
_________________________________

Ouch! Not afraid?
_________________________________

Why, we were running for our lives.
_________________________________

Well, I got us out of the castle, didn't I?

_________________________________

You? I'd say it was the sword's magic.
_________________________________

But it takes a great warrior

to handle a sword like this.
_________________________________

But still, it is a magic sword.
_________________________________

What does a girl
know about swords anyway?

_________________________________

Girl? Girl?
_________________________________

If it weren't for this girl,
_________________________________

you would still be

in the Horned King's dungeon.
_________________________________

Here now, Princess Eilonwy, Taran.
_________________________________

At least I don't keep

talking about it forever.
_________________________________

Oh, you're so, so boring!
_________________________________

Princess Eilonwy...
_________________________________

How dare you take his side?
_________________________________

I really didn't... I didn't mean to

interfere, you know.
_________________________________

Silly girl. Even if she is a princess.

_________________________________

But were going to have to... To...
_________________________________

Dear, oh, dear.
_________________________________

(SOBBING)
_________________________________

Hello.
_________________________________

Hello.
_________________________________

Fflewddur is right, you know.
_________________________________

We are going to have to work together.
_________________________________

And we'll find your pig.
_________________________________

I'm sure it's important.
_________________________________

Thank you for getting me

out of the dungeon.
_________________________________

Oh, but we couldn't have

done it without you.
_________________________________

Well, at least were all safe.
_________________________________

(FFLEWDDUR GROANING)
_________________________________
Great beelin!
_________________________________

Fflewddur!
_________________________________

Help! Murder!
_________________________________

Hurry!
_________________________________

Gurgi's lucky day. (LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Get this thing off me.
_________________________________

Wow.
_________________________________

Yes, keep it! It's a gift!
_________________________________

Want this. Gurgi want this.
_________________________________

Go ahead.
_________________________________

I'm sure you've murdered for less.

_________________________________

Want. Gurgi want!
_________________________________

Gurgi.

_________________________________

Master? Oh, old man fell down.

_________________________________

Get up. Get up.
_________________________________

Well, really.
_________________________________

Who is your pungent little friend?
_________________________________

He's no friend of mine.
_________________________________

He's just a coward and a thief.
_________________________________

Too big anyway.

_________________________________

(GIGGLES) You're charming.
_________________________________

And pungent too.

_________________________________

Well, what are you waiting for?
_________________________________

Yes, yes. Exactly.

Now toddle off, toddle off.
_________________________________

Gurgi go!
_________________________________

Tracks? Tracks!
_________________________________

Gurgi remember. Saw piggy's tracks.
_________________________________

-You did?

-Today!
_________________________________
Today? Wait a minute.
_________________________________

He'll try anything.
_________________________________

Oh, youre both horrid.
He just might know.
_________________________________
Pretty lady come too?
_________________________________

Well, I...
_________________________________

Yes, yes, yes!

Follow Gurgi! Follow Gurgi!

_________________________________

You better be telling the truth.
_________________________________

Gurgi not lie, not this time.
_________________________________

_________________________________

Hmm.

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

You!

_________________________________

Easy, easy. I just shaved this morning.

_________________________________

-Oh, really? You missed a spot.

-All right, all right.

_________________________________

Just calm down.

Just give me a chance to apologize.

_________________________________

For what?

_________________________________

-(GASPING)

-That, for example.

_________________________________

You sneaky son of a...

_________________________________

Ah, ah, ah. Watch it. You're in a church.

_________________________________

Are you always this charming,

or am I just lucky?

_________________________________

Whoa! (LAUGHING)

_________________________________

Candlelight, privacy, music.

_________________________________

Can't think of a better place

for hand-to-hand combat.

_________________________________

Ooh!

_________________________________

You fight almost as well as a man.

_________________________________

Funny, I was going to say

the same thing about you.

_________________________________

That's hitting a little below the belt,

don't you think?

_________________________________

No. This is.

_________________________________

Ooh!

_________________________________

-(GROANING)

-(CLANGING)

_________________________________

Touché. (GROANS)

_________________________________

-I didn't know you had a kid.

-Well, he doesn't take kindly to soldiers.

_________________________________

Uh, I noticed. Uh...

_________________________________

Permit me.

_________________________________

I'm Phoebus. It means "sun god."

_________________________________

-And you are?

-Is this an interrogation?

_________________________________

I believe it's called an introduction.

_________________________________

-You're not arresting me?

-Not as long as you're in here. I can't.

_________________________________

Huh. You're not at all

like the other soldiers.

_________________________________

Thank you.

_________________________________

So, if you're not going to arrest me,

what do you want?

_________________________________

I'd settle for your name.

_________________________________

-Esmeralda.

-Beautiful.

_________________________________

Much better than Phoebus, anyway.

_________________________________

Good work, Captain. Now arrest her.

_________________________________

(BLEATING)

_________________________________

(WHISPERING) Claim "sanctuary."

_________________________________

-Say it!

-You tricked me.

_________________________________

I'm waiting, Captain.

_________________________________

I'm sorry, sir. She claimed sanctuary.

_________________________________

There's nothing I can do.

_________________________________

Then drag her outside and...

_________________________________

Frollo, you will not touch her!

Don't worry.

_________________________________

Minister Frollo learned years ago

to respect the sanctity of the church.

_________________________________

All right, all right. I'm going.

_________________________________

(GASPING)

_________________________________

-You think you've outwitted me.

-(STRUGGLING)

_________________________________

But I'm a patient man.

_________________________________

And gypsies don't do well

inside stone walls.

_________________________________

(SNIFFING)

_________________________________

What are you doing?

_________________________________

I was just imagining a rope

around that beautiful neck.

_________________________________

I know what you were imagining.

_________________________________

Such a clever witch.

_________________________________

So typical of your kind to twist the truth.

_________________________________

To cloud the mind with unholy thoughts.

_________________________________

Well, no matter.

_________________________________

You've chosen a magnificent prison.

_________________________________

But it is a prison, nonetheless.

_________________________________

Set one foot outside, and you're mine.

_________________________________

Frollo's orders.

Post a guard at every door.

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

_________________________________

(SLURPING)
_________________________________

(CLATTERING)
_________________________________

-Remy!

-Emile?
_________________________________

I can't believe it! You're alive!
_________________________________

-You made it!

-I thought I'd never see you guys again!
_________________________________

We figured
you didn't survive the rapids.

_________________________________

And what are you eating?
_________________________________

I don't really know.

_________________________________

I think it was
some sort of wrapper once.

_________________________________

What? No.
You're in Paris now, baby. My town.

_________________________________

No brother of mine eats rejectamenta
in my town.

_________________________________

(PEOPLE LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Remy! You are stealing?
You told Linguini he could trust you.

_________________________________

-And he can. It's for my brother.

-But the boy could lose his job.

_________________________________

Which means I would, too.
It's under control, okay?
_________________________________

-More wine?

-I shouldn't, but... Okay.

_________________________________

So, where did you train, Linguini?
_________________________________

Train? All right.

_________________________________

Surely you don't expect me to believe
this is your first time cooking?
_________________________________

-It's not.

-I knew it!
_________________________________

It's my... Second, third, fourth...
Fifth time.

_________________________________

Monday was my first time.

_________________________________

But I've taken out the garbage
lots of times before that...

_________________________________

Yes, yes. Have some more wine.

_________________________________

Tell me, Linguini, about your interests.

_________________________________

Do you like animals?
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) What?
Animals? What kind?
_________________________________

The usual, dogs, cats, horses,
guinea pigs,

_________________________________
rats.

_________________________________

I brought you something to...

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

No, no, no, no, no!
_________________________________

Spit that out right now!
_________________________________

I have got to teach you about food.
_________________________________
Close your eyes.
Now take a bite of...

_________________________________
No! No! No!
_________________________________

-Don't just hork it down!

-Too late.

_________________________________

Here.

_________________________________

Chew it slowly.
Only think about the taste.

_________________________________

-See?

-Not really.

_________________________________

Creamy, salty sweet,
an oaky nuttiness.

_________________________________

-You detect that?

-Oh, I'm detecting nuttiness.

_________________________________

Close your eyes. Now taste this.

_________________________________

Whole different thing, right?
Sweet, crisp, slight tang on the finish.

_________________________________

-Okay.

-Now, try them together.

_________________________________

Okay.

_________________________________

I think I'm getting
a little something there.

_________________________________

-It might be the nuttiness.

-See?
_________________________________

-Could be the tang.

-That's it.

_________________________________

Now, imagine every great taste
in the world
_________________________________

being combined
into infinite combinations.

_________________________________

Tastes that no one has tried yet!
Discoveries to be made!
_________________________________

I think...

_________________________________

Uh-huh.

_________________________________

-You lost me again.

-(GROANING) Yeah.

_________________________________

But that was interesting.

_________________________________

Most interesting garbage I ever...
Hey! What are we doing?
_________________________________

Dad doesn't know you're alive yet!
_________________________________

We've got to go to the colony!
Everyone will be thrilled!
_________________________________

-Yeah! But...

-What?
_________________________________

Thing is, I kind of have to...

_________________________________

What do you "have to"
more than family?
_________________________________

What's more important here?
_________________________________

Well, I...

_________________________________

It wouldn't hurt to visit.

_________________________________

-Have you had a pet rat?

-No.

_________________________________

-Did you work in a lab with rats?

-No.

_________________________________

Perhaps you lived in squalor
at some point?
_________________________________

Nopety nopety no.

_________________________________

You know something about rats!
You know you do!
_________________________________

You know who know do whacka-doo.
Ratta-tatta.
_________________________________

-Hey! Why do they call it that?

-What?
_________________________________

Ratatouille. It's like a stew, right?
Why do they call it that?
_________________________________

If you're going to name a food,
_________________________________

you should give it a name
that sounds delicious.

_________________________________

Ratatouille doesn't sound delicious.
It sounds like "rat" and "patootie."
_________________________________

Rat patootie.
Which does not sound delicious.

_________________________________

Regrettably we are all out of wine.

_________________________________

My son has returned!
_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)

_________________________________

And finding someone to replace you
for poison checker has been a disaster.

_________________________________

Nothing's been poisoned, thank God,
but it hasn't been easy.

_________________________________

-You didn't make it easy.

-I know. I am sorry, Dad.

_________________________________

Well, the important thing
is that you're home.

_________________________________

(STUTTERING) Yeah, well, about that...

_________________________________

You look thin. Why is that?
_________________________________

A shortage of food,
or a surplus of snobbery?
_________________________________

It's tough out there in the big world
all alone, isn't it?
_________________________________

Sure, but it's not like I'm a kid anymore.

_________________________________

-Hey. Hey, boy. What's up?

-I can take care of myself.

_________________________________

I've found a nice spot not far away,
so I'll be able to visit often.

_________________________________

Nothing like a cold splash of reality
to make you...

_________________________________

-Visit?

-I will. I promise. Often.

_________________________________

-You're not staying?

-No. It's not a big deal, Dad. I just...

_________________________________

You didn't think
I was going to stay forever, did you?

_________________________________
Eventually,
a bird's got to leave the nest.

_________________________________

We're not birds. We're rats.

_________________________________

We don't leave our nests.
We make them bigger.

_________________________________

-Well, maybe I'm a different kind of rat.

-Maybe you're not a rat at all.

_________________________________

Maybe that's a good thing.

_________________________________

Hey! The band's
really on tonight, huh?
_________________________________

Rats. All we do is take, Dad.

_________________________________

I'm tired of taking.
I want to make things.

_________________________________

I want to add something to this world.

_________________________________

-You're talking like a human.

-Who are not as bad as you say.

_________________________________

-Oh, yeah? What makes you so s?

-Oh, man.

_________________________________

(HESITANTLY) I've been able to
observe them
_________________________________

at a close-ish sort of range.

_________________________________

-Yeah? How close?

-Close enough.

_________________________________

And they're, you know,
not so bad as you say they are.

_________________________________

Come with me.
I got something I want you to see.

_________________________________

You know, I'm going to stay here.

_________________________________

Make sure the floors and countertops
are clean before you lock up.

_________________________________

Wait. You want me to stay and clean?
_________________________________

Is that a problem?
_________________________________

-No.

-Good boy. See you tomorrow.

_________________________________

(SIGHING)
_________________________________

We're here.

_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

Take a good long look, Remy.

_________________________________

Now, this is what happens
_________________________________

when a rat gets
a little too comfortable around humans.

_________________________________

The world we live in
belongs to the enemy.

_________________________________

We must live carefully.

_________________________________

We look out for our own kind, Remy.

_________________________________

When all is said and done,
we're all we've got.

_________________________________

-No.

-What?
_________________________________

No. Dad, I don't believe it.
You're telling me that the future is...

_________________________________

Can only be more of this?
_________________________________

This is the way things are.
You can't change nature.

_________________________________

Change is nature, Dad.
The part that we can influence.

_________________________________

And it starts when we decide.

_________________________________

-Where you going?

-With luck, forward.

_________________________________

_________________________________

Don't worry, Djali.

_________________________________

If Frollo thinks he can keep us here,

he's wrong.

_________________________________

Don't act rashly, my child.

_________________________________

You created quite a stir at the festival.

_________________________________

It would be unwise to arouse

Frollo's anger further.

_________________________________

You saw what he did out there,

letting the crowd torture that poor boy.

_________________________________

I thought if just one person

could stand up to him, then...

_________________________________

(SIGHING)

_________________________________

What do they have against people

who are different, anyway?

_________________________________

You can't right

all the wrongs of this world by yourself.

_________________________________

No one out there is going to help,

that's for sure.

_________________________________

Well, perhaps there's

someone in here who can.

_________________________________

(PARISHIONERS MURMURING)

_________________________________

(SINGING) I don't know 
if You can hear me

_________________________________

Or if You're even there

_________________________________

I don't know if You would listen

_________________________________

To a gypsy's prayer

_________________________________

Yes, I know I'm just an outcast

_________________________________

I shouldn't speak to You

_________________________________

Still, I see your face and wonder

_________________________________

Were You once an outcast, too?

_________________________________

God help the outcasts

_________________________________

Hungry from birth

_________________________________

Show them the mercy

_________________________________

They don't find on earth

_________________________________

God help my people

_________________________________

We look to You still

_________________________________

God help the outcasts

_________________________________

Or nobody will

_________________________________

PARISHIONERS: I ask for wealth

_________________________________

I ask for fame

_________________________________

I ask for glory

_________________________________

To shine on my name

_________________________________

I ask for love

_________________________________

I can possess

_________________________________

I ask for God and His angels

_________________________________

To bless me

_________________________________

I ask for nothing

_________________________________

I can get by

_________________________________

But I know so many

_________________________________

Less lucky than I

_________________________________

Please help my people

_________________________________

The poor and downtrod

_________________________________

I thought we all were

_________________________________

The children of God

_________________________________

God help the outcasts

_________________________________

Children of

_________________________________

God

_________________________________

-You! Bell ringer!

-(GASPS)

_________________________________

What are you doing down here?

_________________________________

Oh!

_________________________________

Haven't you caused

enough trouble already?

_________________________________

Wait.

_________________________________

I want to talk to you.

_________________________________

Look, he's got a friend with him.

_________________________________

Yeah. Maybe today wasn't

a total loss after all.

_________________________________

-A vision of loveliness.

-The one in the dress ain't bad either.

_________________________________

-Way to go, Quasi!

-Congratulations.

_________________________________

-We knew you had it in ya.

-Got the girls chasin' ya already.

_________________________________

Actually, I...

_________________________________

You mustn't run too fast,

or she'll get away.

_________________________________

Yes, I know. That's what I...

_________________________________

Give her some slack, then reel her in.

_________________________________

Then give her some slack,

then reel her in.

_________________________________

-Then give her some slack...

-Knock it off, Hugo.

_________________________________

She's a girl, not a mackerel.

_________________________________

Here you are. I was afraid I'd lost you.

_________________________________

Yes. (COUGHS) Well, I, uh...

_________________________________

I have chores to do.

It was nice seeing you again.

_________________________________

-(GROANING) Oh.

-No, wait!

_________________________________

(SMOOCHING)

_________________________________

I'm really sorry about this afternoon.

I had no idea who you were.

_________________________________

I would never in my life

have pulled you...

_________________________________

Up on the...

_________________________________

Stage.

_________________________________

-What is this place?

-This is where I live.

_________________________________

Did you make all these things yourself?

_________________________________
QUASIMODO: Most of them.

_________________________________

This is beautiful.

_________________________________

If I could do this, you wouldn't find me

dancing in the streets for coins.

_________________________________

But you're a wonderful dancer.

_________________________________

Well, it keeps bread on the table,

anyway. What's this?

_________________________________

(STAMMERING) Oh, no, please!

I'm not finished.

_________________________________

I still have to paint them.

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

It's the blacksmith and the baker!

_________________________________

You're a surprising person, Quasimodo.

_________________________________

Not to mention lucky.

All this room to yourself.

_________________________________

Well, it's not just me.

_________________________________

There's the gargoyles

and, of course, the bells.

_________________________________

-Would you like to see them?

-Yes, of course. Wouldn't we, Djali?

_________________________________

Follow me. I'll introduce you.

_________________________________

-I never knew there were so many.

-That's Little Sophia.

_________________________________

And Jeane-Marie,

Anne-Marie, Louise-Marie.

_________________________________

Triplets, you know.

_________________________________

-And who's this?

-Big Marie.

_________________________________

-(ECHOING) Hello!

-(BELL RESONATING)

_________________________________

She likes you.

Would you like to see more?

_________________________________

How about it, Djali?

_________________________________

(BELCH ECHOING)

_________________________________

-We'd love to.

-Good.

_________________________________

I've saved the best for last.

_________________________________
ESMERALDA: Oh!

_________________________________
ESMERALDA: I bet the king

himself doesn't have a view like this.

_________________________________

-I could stay up here forever.

-You could, you know.

_________________________________

No, I couldn't.

_________________________________

-Oh, yes, you have sanctuary.

-But not freedom.

_________________________________

"Gypsies don't do well

inside stone walls."

_________________________________

But you're not like other gypsies.

They are evil.

_________________________________

-Who told you that?

-My master, Frollo.

_________________________________

He raised me.

_________________________________

How can such a cruel man have

raised someone like you?

_________________________________

Cruel? Oh, no.

_________________________________

He saved my life.

He took me in when no one else would.

_________________________________

-I am a monster, you know.

-He told you that?

_________________________________

Look at me.

_________________________________

-Give me you hand. Just let me see it.

-What?

_________________________________

Hmm.

_________________________________

A long lifeline.

_________________________________

Oh, and this one means you're shy.

_________________________________

Hmm. Hmm, hmm, hmm.

_________________________________

-Well, that's funny.

-What?

_________________________________

-I don't see any...

-Any what?

_________________________________

Monster lines. Not a single one.

_________________________________

Now you look at me.

Do you think I'm evil?

_________________________________

No! No, no.

You are kind and good and...

_________________________________

And a gypsy. And maybe Frollo's wrong

about the both of us.

_________________________________

What did she say?

_________________________________

Frollo's nose is long,

and he wears a truss.

_________________________________

Ha! Told ya! Pay up.

_________________________________

-Oh, dear.

-Chump.

_________________________________

You helped me. Now I will help you.

_________________________________

But there's no way out.

There are soldiers at every door.

_________________________________

We won't use a door.

_________________________________

-You mean, climb down?

-Sure.

_________________________________

-You carry him. I carry you.

-Okay.

_________________________________

Come on, Djali.

_________________________________

-Ready?

-Yes.

_________________________________

-Don't be afraid.

-I'm not afraid.

_________________________________

-Now I'm afraid.

-The trick is not to look down.

_________________________________

(BLEATING)

_________________________________
ESMERALDA: You've done this before?

_________________________________
QUASIMODO: No.

_________________________________

(GASPING)

_________________________________

Ooh!

_________________________________

Wow, you're quite an acrobat.

_________________________________

Thank you.

_________________________________

Whoa!

_________________________________

(CRASHING)

_________________________________

SOLDIER 1: Check the alley!

SOLDIER 2: This way!

_________________________________

(ESMERALDA GASPING)

_________________________________

-I hope I didn't scare you.

-Not for an instant.

_________________________________

-(BLEATING TIREDLY)

-I'll never forget you, Esmeralda.

_________________________________

-Come with me.

-What?

_________________________________

To the court of miracles.

Leave this place.

_________________________________

Oh, no.

_________________________________

I'm never going back out there again.

You saw what happened today.

_________________________________

No. This is where I belong.

_________________________________

All right, then I'll come to see you.

_________________________________

-Here? But the soldiers and Frollo!

-I'll come after sunset.

_________________________________

But at sunset, I ring the evening mass,

and after that I clean the cloisters.

_________________________________

And then I ring the vespers, and...

Whatever is good for you.

_________________________________

If you ever need sanctuary,

this will show you the way.

_________________________________

-But how?

-Just remember.

_________________________________

When you wear this woven band,

you hold the city in your hand.

_________________________________

(BLEATING)

_________________________________

(MEN MURMURING)

_________________________________

Hurry. You must go.

_________________________________

SOLDIER 1: Check the alley!

_________________________________

SOLDIER 2: Yes, sir. No one here, sir.

_________________________________

SOLDIER 3: No one here, sir.

_________________________________

SOLDIER 1: Check the street.

_________________________________

-(GASPING)

-Hi, there.

_________________________________

I'm looking for the gypsy girl.

Have you seen her?

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________

-Whoa, whoa! Easy!

-No soldiers! Sanctuary! Get out!

_________________________________

-Wait! All I want is to...

-Go!

_________________________________

I mean her no harm.

_________________________________

(GROWLING) Go!

_________________________________

You tell her for me,

I didn't mean to trap her here.

_________________________________

But it was the only way

I could save her life.

_________________________________

Will you tell her that? Will you?

_________________________________

If you go. Now.

_________________________________

I'll go.

_________________________________

Now, will you put me down, please?

_________________________________

Oh, and one more thing.

_________________________________

-Tell Esmeralda she's very lucky.

-Why?

_________________________________

To have a friend like you.

_________________________________

_________________________________

-Hopper's afraid of birds!

-And I don't blame him!
_________________________________

Oh, oh, oh, this is perfect.
_________________________________

We can get rid of Hopper, and no one

has to know that I messed up.
_________________________________

You just keep pretending

you're warriors.
_________________________________

Whoa, Flik, honey. We are not

about to fight grasshoppers, okay?
_________________________________

You'll be gone

before the grasshoppers ever arrive.
_________________________________

-It'll be easy. Here's what we do.

-Not another word.
_________________________________

I don't know what you're concocting

in that little ant brain of yours,
_________________________________

but we'll have no part of it.
_________________________________

Excuse me?

Could we get the warriors' autographs?
_________________________________

Autographs? Yeah!
_________________________________

-Oh, wow! Great!

-So you fellas catch the action today?
_________________________________

The bird went... and it just missed you!
_________________________________

Aren't you sweet?
_________________________________

And the way you pretended

to be stuck in that huge crack!
_________________________________

-That's just all part of the plan.

-Yeah, yeah.
_________________________________

And then you dive-bombed

into the bush!
_________________________________

-There you go, my boy.

-Wow! Thanks!
_________________________________

"Major..."
_________________________________

That's Major Manny, young cadet.

I outrank everyone here.
_________________________________

-Remember that.

-BOTH: Yes, sir!
_________________________________

-Dismissed!

-Wow!
_________________________________

When I grow up,

I'm gonna be a praying mantis!
_________________________________

I'm gonna be a stick bug!
_________________________________

Oh, they're all so cool, I can't pick!
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Delightful lads.

You were saying, Flik?
_________________________________

All right. We are going to build a bird,
_________________________________

a bird that we can operate from the

inside, which would then be hoisted...
_________________________________

Hoisted above the anthill

and hidden high in the tree.
_________________________________

Then, right when Hopper

and his gang are below,
_________________________________

we'll launch the bird

and scare off the grasshoppers.
_________________________________

Now it's going to take...
_________________________________

Everyone's involvement

to make this plan a reality.
_________________________________

I know it's not our tradition

to do things differently,
_________________________________

but if our ancestors

were able to build this anthill,
_________________________________

we can certainly rally together

to build this bird!

_________________________________

(CHEERING)

_________________________________

_________________________________

MILO: You know, Kida,

the most we ever hoped to find

_________________________________

was some crumbling buildings,

maybe some broken pottery.

_________________________________

Instead, we find a living,

thriving society.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)

These guys are kinda cute

_________________________________

when they're not, you know,

formed into a fiery column of death.

_________________________________

We are not thriving.

_________________________________

True, our people live,

but our culture is dying.

_________________________________

We are like a stone

the ocean beats against.

_________________________________

With each passing year,

a little more of us is worn away.

_________________________________

I wish there was something I could do.

_________________________________

I have brought you to this place

to ask you for your help.

_________________________________

There is a mural here

with writing all around the picture.

_________________________________

Yeah, well, you came to the right guy.

_________________________________

Okay, let me see.

Let's start with this column right here.

_________________________________

Uh, well, this... Uh, uh, Kida?

_________________________________

Uh... (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

_________________________________

-What are you doing?

-You do swim, do you not?

_________________________________

Oh, I swim, pretty girl.

_________________________________

(STAMMERING) Pretty good!

Pretty good.

_________________________________

Good, swim good.

Pretty good. I swim pretty good.

_________________________________

Good. It is a fair distance

to where we are going.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Hey, you are talking

to the belly flop champ

_________________________________

at Camp Runamuck. Ooh!

_________________________________

(KIDA CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

Come on, we're wasting time.

_________________________________

(GASPS) Why don't you

lead the way, because

_________________________________

I have no idea where we're going.

_________________________________

(INHALES DEEPLY)

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

-Are you all right?

-Well, I didn't drown, so...

_________________________________

Good. Follow me.

_________________________________

This is amazing!

_________________________________

A complete history of Atlantis!

_________________________________

It's just like Plato described it.

_________________________________

Well, he was off on a few details, but...

_________________________________

The light I saw.

_________________________________

The star in the middle of the city.

_________________________________

What does the writing say about that?

_________________________________

I don't know yet.

_________________________________

But we're gonna find out.

_________________________________

Come on.

_________________________________

(GASPING)

_________________________________

-The heart of Atlantis!

-What?

_________________________________

It's the heart of Atlantis! That's

what the shepherd was talking about.

_________________________________

It wasn't a star, it was...

It was some kind of crystal.

_________________________________

Like these! Don't you get it?

_________________________________

The power source I've been looking for,

_________________________________

the bright light you remember.

_________________________________

-They're the same thing!

-That cannot be.

_________________________________

It's what's keeping all these things...

_________________________________

You, all of Atlantis alive.

_________________________________

Then where is it now?

_________________________________

I don't know, I don't know.

You'd think something

_________________________________

this important

would have been in the Journal, but...

_________________________________

Unless... The missing page.
_________________________________

_________________________________

MAN ON TV: Now for $200...

_________________________________
-Where's the kid?

-We tailed him all the way up the park.
_________________________________

-(PANTING) We never had a chance.

-You should see this place.
_________________________________

There's gotta be maybe
200 people livin' there.
_________________________________

We can't let the kid take the heat for us.
_________________________________

Yeah, man. If we don't get him,

they're gonna torture that kid.
_________________________________

What in heaven's name
are we waiting for?
_________________________________

But what about Fagin?
_________________________________

Alas, our beleaguered benefactor,
_________________________________

bearing the brunt of our futile endeavors.
_________________________________

Gimme a break.

Speak English, Frankie.
_________________________________

Francis. Francis. Francis!
_________________________________

All right, cool it!
_________________________________

Now we got work to do.
_________________________________

First, we'll spring the kid.

_________________________________
Then we'll take care of the old man.

All right?

_________________________________
Yeah! That's right, man!

He's family. He's blood.

_________________________________
Hear, hear!
_________________________________

Okay, troops.

Our mission begins at daybreak.
_________________________________

Einstein, go up to the door.

Francis, you're our...

_________________________________

_________________________________

All aircraft and jumpers,

lightning storm came through.

_________________________________
We've got multiple starts
_________________________________

north of Skyline Drive,

east of Coil Springs.

_________________________________
Lightning storm started

a whole slew of spot fires
_________________________________

and they've merged.
_________________________________

This is a big one.
_________________________________

Winds are out of the southwest

with a moderate rate of spread.

_________________________________
Rapid.
_________________________________

Wait. We have an update.

Rapid rate of spread.

_________________________________
Dipper, you and Windlifter load up.
_________________________________

-Champ, wait in the hangar.

-What?
_________________________________

Blade, Dusty's been practicing so hard.
_________________________________

-This ain't no campfire.

-Come on, I can do this.
_________________________________

-You're not certified.

-Just give him a shot.
_________________________________

He's not certified!
_________________________________

We need every plane we've got.
_________________________________

I want to help.
_________________________________

Maru!
_________________________________

Yeah, Blade?
_________________________________

Load him up.
_________________________________

Okay!
_________________________________

What was that for?
_________________________________

The wall.
_________________________________

BLADE: Dipper, move into position.
_________________________________

Split load. Coverage level eight.

_________________________________
Dipper copies.

_________________________________
BLADE: Come left one wingspan

on your next drop.

_________________________________
Champ, tag on and extend.
_________________________________

-Split load.

-Copy that.
_________________________________

BLADE: Too high!

_________________________________
It all dispersed.
_________________________________

Windlifter, finish off that ridge.

_________________________________
Windlifter copies.
_________________________________

DYNAMITE: Pull back!
_________________________________

Pull back! Let's go, let's go right now!
_________________________________

Blade, we got a situation.
_________________________________

The wind shifted.

The fire jumped the line.
_________________________________

BLADE: Can you make it

to your safety zone?

_________________________________
No, no good.

Our escape route is blocked.
_________________________________

We need a drop.
_________________________________

Copy that.

Dipper, smokejumpers trapped.

_________________________________
Left flank, set up for a drop.
_________________________________

DUSTY: I see them. I've got it.
_________________________________

DYNAMITE: All right. We're clear.
_________________________________

Let's move. Let's get to the lake.

_________________________________
DIPPER: That's my Dust Muffin!
_________________________________

BLADE: Champ, load and return.

_________________________________
We still got a lot of work to do.

_________________________________
Copy that.

_________________________________

_________________________________

All right, all right. Bring it back.

_________________________________

(McQUEEN PANTING)

_________________________________

Lesson one: You're old. Accept it.

_________________________________

-I told him that.

-He's probably losing his hearing.

_________________________________

(SHOUTING)
He said you're old and losing...

_________________________________

I heard him.

_________________________________

You'll never be as fast as Storm,

_________________________________

but you can be smarter than him.

_________________________________

Okay, what do I do?

_________________________________

They said you were
in a demolition derby.

_________________________________

Yeah, it was terrible and I almost...

_________________________________

Are you sure?
Because there's not a scratch on you.

_________________________________

Funny what a racer can do

when he's not over-thinking things.

_________________________________
_________________________________
100 Acre Wood Part 4
_________________________________

_________________________________

Look, Pooh.
Something is floating this way.

_________________________________

I think you're right, Piglet.
What could it be?

_________________________________

Why, it looks like Eeyore!
Hello, Eeyore, if it is you.

_________________________________

Hello, Pooh. Yes, it's me.
_________________________________
Could you pull me out? That is,
if it's not too much trouble.
_________________________________
Of course, you don't have
to if you don't want to.
_________________________________

_________________________________

Now, one fine day, the east wind
_________________________________

traded places with the west wind.

_________________________________
That stirred things up a bit

all through the Hundred Acre Wood.

_________________________________
On this blustery day,

_________________________________
Pooh decided to visit

his thoughtful spot.

_________________________________
Yes, and on the way

I made up a little hum.
_________________________________

It hums something like this.
_________________________________

Hum dum, dum di di dum
_________________________________

Hum dum dum
_________________________________

Oh, the wind is lashing lustily
_________________________________

And the trees are thrashing thrustily
_________________________________

And the leaves are rustling gustily
_________________________________

So it's rather safe to say
_________________________________

That it seems
that it may turn out to be
_________________________________

It feels that it will undoubtedly
_________________________________

It looks like a rather

blustery day today

_________________________________
It seems that it may turn out to be

_________________________________
Feels that it will undoubtedly

_________________________________
Looks like a rather blustery day today

_________________________________
Fortunately, Pooh's thoughtful spot

was in a sheltered place.

_________________________________
He sat down and tried

hard to think of something.

_________________________________
Think, think, think, think, think.
_________________________________

Think... Think... Think.
_________________________________

Say, what's wrong, sonny?
_________________________________

-Got yourself a headache?

-No, I was just thinking.
_________________________________

Is that so? What about?
_________________________________

I... Oh, bother, you made me forget.
_________________________________

If I was you, I'd think about

skedaddling out of here.
_________________________________

Why?
_________________________________

Because it's Winds-day.
_________________________________

Winds-day?
_________________________________
Oh! (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

I think I shall wish

everyone a happy Winds-day.
_________________________________

I shall begin with

my very dear friend, Piglet.

_________________________________

NARRATOR: Piglet lived

in the middle of the forest

_________________________________

in a very grand house,

in the middle of a beech tree.

_________________________________
Piglet loved it very much.

_________________________________
Phew.
_________________________________
Yes.
_________________________________

Whoops!
_________________________________
You see, it's been

in the family a long time.
_________________________________

It belonged to my grandfather.
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________
That's his name up there.

Trespassers Will.
_________________________________

That's short for Trespassers William.

_________________________________

NARRATOR: Trespassers William?

_________________________________

Yes. And Grandma. Oh!
_________________________________

She called him T.W.
_________________________________

That's even shorter.

_________________________________

NARRATOR: Yes, yes, yes.

And on this blustery day...

_________________________________

Whoo!
_________________________________

-...the wind was giving you a bother.

-Now, you've been here before.
_________________________________

I don't mind the leaves that are leaving.
_________________________________

It's the leaves that are coming! Whoops!
_________________________________

Happy Winds-day, Piglet.
_________________________________

Well, it isn't very happy for me.
_________________________________

Where are you going, Piglet?
_________________________________

That's what I'm asking myself, where?
_________________________________

Whoops!
_________________________________
Pooh!
_________________________________

What do you think

you will answer yourself?
_________________________________

Oh, I'm unravelling!
_________________________________

Whoops!
_________________________________

Oh, that was a close one!
_________________________________

Hang on tight, Piglet.
_________________________________

Oh, dear. Oh, dear, dear!
_________________________________

Look, Mama, look! A kite!
_________________________________

Oh, my goodness, it's Piglet!
_________________________________

Happy Winds-day, Kanga.

Happy Winds-day, Roo.
_________________________________

Can I fly Piglet next, Pooh?
_________________________________

Oh, dear. Oh, dear, dear!
_________________________________

There, that should

stand against anything.
_________________________________

Oh, help, help! Somebody, save me!
_________________________________

-Happy Winds-day, Eeyore.

-Thanks for noticing me.
_________________________________

Oh, bother!
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Oh, what a refreshing day
for harvesting.
_________________________________

Happy Winds-day, Rabbit.
_________________________________

Pooh bear! Stop! Oh, go back!
_________________________________
Oh, no! Oh, no!
_________________________________
Oh, no!
_________________________________

Oh, yes!
_________________________________

Next time, blow through
my rutabaga patch.
_________________________________
(SNORING)
_________________________________

Whoops!
_________________________________

Who, who, who... Who is it?
_________________________________

It's me. Please, may I come in?
_________________________________

Well, I say now.
_________________________________

Someone has pasted

Piglet on my window.
_________________________________

Well, well! Pooh, too.
_________________________________

This is a surprise.
_________________________________

Do come in and make yourselves
_________________________________

comfortable.
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

Am I correct in assuming it is

a rather blustery day outside?
_________________________________

Yes, sir, Owl.
_________________________________
It's a very, very blustery day outside.
_________________________________

Oh, yes. That reminds me.
_________________________________

Happy Winds-day, Owl.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) My good fellow,
_________________________________
I wouldn't go so far
as to call it a Winds-day,
_________________________________

just a gentle spring zephyr.
_________________________________

Excuse me, Owl,
_________________________________
but is there honey in that pot?
_________________________________

Oh, yes, of course. Help yourself.
_________________________________

Now, as I was saying,
_________________________________

this is just a mild spring zephyr,

compared to the big wind of '67.
_________________________________

Or was it '76? Oh, well, no matter.
_________________________________

Oh, I remember the big blow well.
_________________________________

I'll remember this one, too.
_________________________________

It was the year my Aunt Clara

went to visit her cousin.
_________________________________

Now, her cousin was not only
_________________________________

gifted on the glockenspiel,

but being a screech owl,
_________________________________
also sang soprano in the London opera.
_________________________________

Thank you, Piglet.
_________________________________

You see, her constant practicing

so unnerved my aunt,
_________________________________
that she laid a seagull egg by mistake.
_________________________________
Whoo!
_________________________________
(WHISTLING WIND)

_________________________________

PIGLET: Oh, dear. Oh, dear, dear.

_________________________________

Well, I say now, someone has...
_________________________________

Pooh, did you do that?
_________________________________

I don't think so.

_________________________________

NARRATOR: As soon as

Christopher Robin

_________________________________

heard of the disaster,

_________________________________
he hurried to the scene

of Owl's misfortune.

_________________________________
What a pity.
_________________________________

Owl, I don't think we will

ever be able to fix it.
_________________________________

If you ask me,

when a house looks like that,
_________________________________

it's time to find another one.
_________________________________

That's a very good idea, Eeyore.
_________________________________

Might take a day or two,

but l'll find a new one.
_________________________________

Good, that will just give me time

to tell you about my Uncle Clyde,
_________________________________

a very independent barn owl,

he didn't give a hoot for tradition.
_________________________________

He became enamored of a pussycat,
_________________________________

and went to sea in
a beautiful pea green boat.

_________________________________

_________________________________

Thank you, Pooh. Thank you, other you.
_________________________________
You know, floating along out there,
_________________________________
it seemed like something was missing...
_________________________________
And something's still missing.

_________________________________

Why, Eeyore's tail is gone!
_________________________________
Is that what's missing?

_________________________________

Let's see... Yep, lost it again.
Wonder where it went this time.
_________________________________

It's not much of a tail,
though I'm sort of attached to it.
_________________________________
But I don't know why anybody'd look
for it. Probably won't find it anyway...

_________________________________

Sora, why don't we
all look for Eeyore's tail?

_________________________________

OWL: Lost something?

_________________________________

Searching from a high place
is the quickest way to find it!

_________________________________

Owl, can you fly up high
and help us find Eeyore's tail?

_________________________________

Sorry, but my eyes aren't
what they used to be.
_________________________________
Too much reading, you know.
_________________________________
But I can offer good advice!
_________________________________
Of course, you don't have
to if you don't want to.
_________________________________
See that swing up there?
Take Pooh there.
_________________________________
You're a bit too big for the swing,
but Pooh should fit nicely.
_________________________________
I'll tell you more when you get there.
_________________________________

_________________________________

Here's what to do.
_________________________________
First, get ready to push.

_________________________________

How?

_________________________________

Like this.

_________________________________

Like this?

_________________________________

Then press R1 to give Pooh a push.

_________________________________

How's this?

_________________________________

Not bad, not bad! Here's the next step.
________________________________
Press R1 before he swings
back to the bottom.
_________________________________
If you time it right, Pooh will
swing higher and higher. Try it!
_________________________________
I'll help you with the timing.
Press R1 when I spread my wings.
_________________________________
Push too soon, Pooh won't go any
higher. Push too late, he'll go too high.
_________________________________

_________________________________

Hmm? That looks familiar.

_________________________________

How's it looking?

_________________________________

There we go.

_________________________________

It's not much of a tail, but it's mine.
_________________________________
Thanks, everyone.

_________________________________

I wish we could put the Hundred
Acre Wood back the way it was, too!
_________________________________

_________________________________

NARRATOR: Owl talked

from page 41 to page 62.

_________________________________

On page 62, the blustery day

turned into a blustery night.

_________________________________
To Pooh, it was a very
anxious sort of night,

_________________________________
filled with anxious sorts of noises.

_________________________________
One of the noises was a sound

that had never been heard before.

_________________________________
(GROWLS)
_________________________________
Ah, is that you, Piglet?
_________________________________
(GROWLS)
_________________________________

Well, tell me about it tomorrow...
Eeyore?
_________________________________
(GROWLS)
_________________________________

Oh, come in, Christopher Robin.
_________________________________
(BANGING ON DOOR)

_________________________________

NARRATOR: Now, Pooh, being a bear

of very little brain,

_________________________________

decided to invite the new sound in.

_________________________________
Hello, out there.
_________________________________

Oh, I hope nobody answers.
_________________________________
(GROWLS)
_________________________________

Hello, I'm Tigger!
_________________________________

Oh, ha, ha.
_________________________________
-You scared me.

-Sure I did. (LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Everyone's scared of tiggers.
_________________________________

-Who are you?

-I'm Pooh.
_________________________________

Oh, a Pooh, sure.
_________________________________

-What's a Pooh?

-You're sitting on one.
_________________________________

I am?
_________________________________
Oh, well, glad to meet ya.

Name's Tigger.
_________________________________

T, I, double "guh," err.
_________________________________

That spells "Tigger."
_________________________________

But what is a tigger?
_________________________________

Well, he asked for it.
_________________________________
Oh, hoo-hoo-hoo!
_________________________________

(SINGING)
The wonderful thing about tiggers
_________________________________

is tiggers are wonderful things
_________________________________

Their tops are made out of rubber

their bottoms are made out of springs
_________________________________

They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy

pouncy fun, fun, fun, fun, fun
_________________________________

But the most wonderful thing

about tiggers is I'm the only one
_________________________________

I'm the only one

_________________________________
(PURRING)
_________________________________
Then what's that over there?
_________________________________

Huh? Oh, hey, hey, look, look, look.
_________________________________

Oh, what a strange looking creature.
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________

Look at those beady little eyes,
_________________________________

and that pur-posti-rus chin,
_________________________________

and those ricky-diculus

striped pajamas.
_________________________________

Looked like another tigger to me.
_________________________________

Oh, no, it's not! I'm the only tigger.
_________________________________

Watch me scare the stripes

off of this impostor.
_________________________________
(GROWLS)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________

Is he gone?
_________________________________

All except the tail.
_________________________________

He's gone.
_________________________________

You can come out now, Tigger.
_________________________________

Tigger?
_________________________________

-Hello, I'm Tigger.

-You said that.
_________________________________

Oh, well, did I say I was hungry?
_________________________________

-I don't think so.

-Well, then l'll say it.
_________________________________

I'm hungry!

_________________________________

POOH: Oh, not for honey, I hope.

_________________________________

Honey! Oh, boy, honey!
_________________________________

That's what tiggers like best.
_________________________________

I was afraid of that.
_________________________________

Mmm... Oh, say... Mmm...
_________________________________

Yuck!
_________________________________
Tiggers don't like honey!
_________________________________

But you said...
_________________________________

That icky, sticky stuff
is only fit for heffalumps and woozles.

_________________________________
You mean elephants and weasels.
_________________________________

That's what I said.

Heffalumps and woozles.
_________________________________

Well, what do heffa... Halla...

What do they do?
_________________________________

-Oh, nothing much. Just steal honey.

-Steal honey?
_________________________________

They sure do. Well, I'd better
be bouncing along now, chum.
_________________________________
Cheerio! Hoo, hoo, hoo!

_________________________________

The wonderful thing about tiggers

is tiggers are wonderful things
_________________________________

Their tops are made out of rubber

their bottoms are made out of springs
_________________________________

They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy,

pouncy fun, fun, fun, fun, fun
_________________________________

But the most wonderful thing

about tiggers is I'm the only one
_________________________________

I'm the only one

_________________________________

NARRATOR: Well, if what Tigger

said was true,

_________________________________

and there really were

heffalumps and woozles about,
_________________________________

there was only one thing to do.
_________________________________

Take drastic precautions

to protect his precious honey.

_________________________________
Oh, hello.
_________________________________

Am I glad to see you!
_________________________________

It's more friendly with two.
_________________________________

Now, you go that way,

and l'll go this way.
_________________________________

You didn't see anything, did you?
_________________________________

Neither did I.
_________________________________
(THUNDER RUMBLING)

_________________________________

NARRATOR: Now, the very blustery

night turned into a very rainy night,

_________________________________

and Pooh kept his lonely vigil,
_________________________________

hour after hour after hour.

_________________________________
Until, at last,
_________________________________

Pooh fell fast asleep

and began to dream.

_________________________________

GHOSTLY VOICE:

Heffalumps and woozles.

_________________________________

Heffalumps and woozles steal honey.

_________________________________
Beware. Beware.

_________________________________
(SINGING) They're black, they're brown

they're up, they're down
_________________________________

They're in, they're out

They're all about
_________________________________

They're far, they're near

they're gone, they're here
_________________________________

They're quick and slick

they're insincere
_________________________________

Beware, beware

Be a very wary bear
_________________________________

A heffalump or woozle

is very confusil
_________________________________

A heffalump or woozle's

very sly, sly, sly
_________________________________

They come in ones and twosles
_________________________________

But if they so choosles
_________________________________

Before your eyes
you'll see them multiply
_________________________________
Ply, ply, ply
_________________________________

They're extraordinary

So better be wary
_________________________________

Because they come
in every shape and size
_________________________________
Size, size, size
_________________________________

If honey's what you covet

You'll find that they love it
_________________________________

Because they guzzle up

the thing you prize
_________________________________

They're green, they're blue

they're pink, they're white
_________________________________

They're round, they're square

they're a terrible sight
_________________________________

They tie themselves in horrible knots

They come in stripes or polka dots

_________________________________

Beware, beware

Be a very wary bear
_________________________________
(PLAYING A TUNE)
_________________________________
(LAUGHTER)
_________________________________
-(SQUEAK)
-(BOING)
_________________________________
(BOING)
_________________________________
(GIGGLING)
_________________________________
(EXPLOSION)
_________________________________

They're extraordinary

So better be wary
_________________________________

Because they come in
every shape and size
_________________________________
Size, size, size
_________________________________

If honey's what you covet

You'll find that they love it
_________________________________

Because they'll guzzle up

the things you prize
_________________________________
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
_________________________________

They're black, they're brown

they're up, they're down
_________________________________

They're in, they're out

they're all about
_________________________________

They're far, they're near

they're gone, they're here
_________________________________

They're quick and slick

they're insincere
_________________________________

Beware, beware
Beware, beware
_________________________________

Beware

_________________________________
(THUNDER CLAPPING)
_________________________________
Is it raining in there?
_________________________________

It's raining out here, too.

_________________________________

NARRATOR: As a matter of fact,

_________________________________

it was raining

all over the Hundred Acre Wood.

_________________________________
There was a thunderstorm on page 71.

_________________________________
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
_________________________________
And on page 73,

there was a bit of a cloudburst.

_________________________________
It rained and it rained and it rained.

_________________________________
The rain, rain, rain

came down, down, down
_________________________________

In rushing rising rivulets
_________________________________

Till the river crept out of its bed
_________________________________

And crept right into Piglet's
_________________________________

Poor Piglet he was frightened
_________________________________

With quite a rightful fright
_________________________________

And so in desperation
_________________________________

A message he did write

_________________________________
(READING)
_________________________________

He placed it in a bottle
_________________________________

And it floated out of sight
_________________________________

And the rain, rain, rain

came down, down, down
_________________________________

So Piglet started bailing
_________________________________

He was unaware atop his chair

while bailing he was sailing
_________________________________

And the rain, rain, rain

came down, down, down
_________________________________

And the flood rose up, up, upper
_________________________________

Pooh too was caught

and so he thought
_________________________________

I must rescue my supper
_________________________________

Ten honey pots he rescued

Enough to see him through
_________________________________

But as he sopped up his supper
_________________________________

The river sopped up Pooh
_________________________________

And the water twirled and tossed him
_________________________________

In a honey pot canoe
_________________________________

Rain, rain, rain

came down, down, down
_________________________________

When the rain, rain, rain

came down, down, down

_________________________________

NARRATOR: So the Hundred

Acre Wood got floodier and floodier.

_________________________________

But the water couldn't come up

to Christopher Robin's house...
_________________________________

so that's where

everyone was gathering.
_________________________________

It was a time of great excitement.

_________________________________
But in the midst of all the excitement,

_________________________________
Eeyore stubbornly stuck to his task

of house-hunting for Owl.

_________________________________

EEYORE: There's one.

_________________________________

Cozy cottage. Nice location.
_________________________________

A bit damp for Owl, though.
_________________________________

Meanwhile, little Roo made

an important discovery.

_________________________________
Look! I've rescued a bottle.
_________________________________

And it's got something in it, too.
_________________________________

It's a message, and it says...
_________________________________

(READING)
_________________________________

Owl, you fly over to Piglet's house,
_________________________________

and tell him we'll make a rescue.
_________________________________

A rescue? Yes, yes.

Of course, of course.

_________________________________

NARRATOR: So Owl flew out

over the flood

_________________________________

and he soon spotted two
tiny objects below him.

_________________________________
One was little Piglet

caught in the whirlpool,

_________________________________
and the other was Pooh,
_________________________________
trying to get the last bit
of honey from the pot.
_________________________________

Yum, yum.
_________________________________

Oh, Owl, I don't mean to complain,

but I'm afraid. I'm scared.
_________________________________

Now, now, Piglet, chin up

and all that sort of thing.
_________________________________

A rescue is being thought of.
_________________________________

Be brave, little Piglet.
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It's awfully hard to be brave

when you're such a small animal.
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To divert your small mind from
your unfortunate predicament,
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I shall tell you an amusing anecdote.
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It concerns a cousin of mine,
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who became so frightened

during a flood that he...
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I beg your pardon, Owl, but I think
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we're coming to a flutterfall,

a flatterfall, a very big waterfall.
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Please, no interruptions.
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Ah, there you are, Pooh bear.
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Now, to continue my story...
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Look, there's Pooh. Over here, Pooh!
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Oh, hello, Christopher Robin.
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Pooh, thank goodness you're safe.

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-Have you seen Piglet?

-PIGLET: Excuse me, I have...

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What I mean is, here I am!
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-Pooh, you rescued Piglet.

-I did?
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Yes, and it was a very brave thing to do.
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It was?
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-You are our hero.

-I am?
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As soon as the flood is over,

I shall give you a hero party.
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(CHEERING)
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Attention, everybody.
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Now, this party is a hero party,
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because of what someone did.

And that someone is...
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(EEYORE CLEARS THROAT)
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-I found it.

-Found what, Eeyore?
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House for Owl.
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I say, Eeyore, good show!
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Oh, isn't that wonderful.

Where is it, Eeyore?
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If you want to follow me,

l'll show it to ya.

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NARRATOR:

Everyone followed Eeyore.

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Then, to the surprise of all,

Eeyore stopped right in front of...

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Piglet's house?
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Why are you stopping here, Eeyore?
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This is it, Owl's new house.
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Oh, dear, mercy me!
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Oh, dear, mercy me, too!
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Name's on it and everything.
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W-O-L. That spells "Owl."
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Bless my soul, so it does.
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Well, what do you think of it?
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It is a nice house, Eeyore, but...
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It is a lovely house, Eeyore, but...
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It's the best house in the whole world.
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Tell them it's your house, Piglet.
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No, Pooh.
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This house belongs (SNIFFLES)

to our very good friend,
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(GULPS)
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Owl.
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But, Piglet, where will you live?
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Well, I guess I shall live... (SNIFFLES)
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I suppose I shall live...
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With me! You shall live with me.
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-Won't you, Piglet?

-With you? (SNIFFLES)
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Oh, thank you, Pooh bear.
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Of course I will.
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Piglet, that was
a very grand thing to do.
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A heroic thing to do.
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Christopher Robin,

can you make a one-hero party
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into a two-hero party?
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Of course we can, silly old bear.

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NARRATOR: And so, Pooh was

a hero for saving Piglet,

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and Piglet was a hero for giving Owl

his grand home in the beech tree.

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(SINGING) We never will forget

our hero of the wet

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Our quick thinking

unsinking Pooh bear

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And Piglet, who indeed

helped out a friend in need

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For truly they're
the heroes of the day

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So we say hip-hip-hooray

for the Piglet and the Pooh

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Piglet and Pooh we salute you

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What's all that stomping
and singing and silly shenanigans?
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(GOPHER SCREAMING)
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Hip-hip hoo-ray

Hip-hip hoo-ray

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Hip-hip hoo-ray for Winnie the Pooh

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And Piglet, too!
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I sure like bouncing.

Wasn't that fun, Piglet?
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Yes, Pooh, but the best part

is when it stops.

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(SINGING)

For every high there is a low

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For every to there is a fro

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To and fro

Stop and go

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That's what makes the world go round

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-Oh, it's you, Merlin, sir.

-Yes, my lad.

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Now, have you ever

considered being a squirrel?

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-No, I don't suppose.

-Well, now,

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there is a tiny creature

with enormous problems.

_________________________________

How he has survived

throughout the ages

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is one of nature's big mysteries.

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His life is hazardous.

_________________________________

Downright dangerous.

_________________________________

Would you like to try it?

_________________________________

Oh, no, I'd better not.

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Oh.

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Too dangerous for you, eh?

_________________________________

Oh, no, it's not that.

_________________________________

It's just that I've got six demerits.

All this work to do.

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MERLIN: What a mess.

_________________________________

What a medieval muddle.

We'll have to modernize it.

_________________________________

Start an assembly line system.

_________________________________

All right, now.

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A one and a two and a three and a four.

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(SINGING)

Higitus, figitus, migitus, mum

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Tittendy, bittendy, buttondy, dum

_________________________________

But I'm supposed to do it.

_________________________________

No one will know the difference, son.

_________________________________

Who cares as long

as the work gets done?

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Rubbety, scrubbety, sweepity, flew

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Come on, son, let's go, let's go.

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(FALCON SCREECHING)

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(SNIFFING)

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SHAN-YU: What do you see?

_________________________________

Black pine, from the high mountains.

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White horse hair. Imperial stallions.

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(SNIFFING) Sulfur, from cannons.

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This doll came from a village

in the Tung Shao Pass,

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where the Imperial Army

is waiting for us.

_________________________________

We can avoid them easily.

_________________________________

No.

_________________________________

The quickest way

to the Emperor is through that pass.

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And besides,

the little girl will be missing her doll.

_________________________________

We should return it to her.

_________________________________

(STAMMERING)

No, this is not a good idea.

_________________________________

What if somebody sees you?

_________________________________

Just because I look like a man

doesn't mean I have to smell like one.

_________________________________

So a couple of guys don't rinse out

their socks. Picky, picky, picky.

_________________________________

Myself, I kind of like that

corn chip smell.

_________________________________

Ah!

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Okay, all right. That's enough.

_________________________________

Get out before you get

all pruny and stuff.

_________________________________

Mushu, if you're so worried,

go stand watch.

_________________________________

Yeah, yeah. (IMITATING MULAN)

"Stand watch, Mushu,

_________________________________

"while I blow our secret

with my stupid girlie habits."

_________________________________

-Pfft! Hygiene!

-(MEN LAUGHING)

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-YAO: Me first! Me first!

-(GASPS)

_________________________________

We're doomed!

_________________________________

There are a couple of things

I know they're bound to notice!

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(CHIRPING)

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(MEN SHOUTING)

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-Woo!

-(SCREAMING)

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(YAO LAUGHING)

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Ping!

_________________________________

Hi, guys. I didn't know you were here.

_________________________________

I was just washing. So now I'm clean,

and I'm gonna go. Bye-bye.

_________________________________

Come back here.

I know we were jerks to you before,

_________________________________

so let's start over.

_________________________________

-Hi. I'm Ling.

-(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

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-And I'm Chien-Po.

-Hello, Chien-Po.

_________________________________

And I am Yao!

_________________________________

King of the rock!

_________________________________

And there's nothin'

you girls can do about it.

_________________________________

Yeah? I think Ping and I can take you.

_________________________________

I really don't wanna take him anywhere.

_________________________________

Ping, we have to fight!

_________________________________

No, we don't. We could just

close our eyes and swim around.

_________________________________

Come on. Don't be such a...

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-(CRUNCHING)

-Ouch! Something bit me!

_________________________________

Ugh! (COUGHS) What a nasty flavor.

_________________________________

Snake! (SCREAMING)

_________________________________

-(WHISTLES)

-(WHINNIES)

_________________________________
YAO: Oh, snake! Snake!

_________________________________

Snake! Snake!

_________________________________

(MEN CONTINUE SCREAMING)

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LING: Some king of the rock. Aah!

_________________________________

Boy, that was close.

_________________________________

No. That was vile.

_________________________________

You owe me big.

_________________________________

I never want to see a naked man again.

_________________________________

(MEN SHOUTING JOYFULLY)

_________________________________

(SNORTS)

_________________________________

(WATER SPLASHING)

_________________________________

Hey, don't look at me.

I ain't bitin' no more butts.

_________________________________
CHI FU: You think your troops

are ready to fight?

_________________________________

They would not last

a minute against the Huns!

_________________________________

-They completed their training.

-Those boys

_________________________________

are no more fit to be soldiers

than you are to be Captain.

_________________________________

Once the General reads my report,

_________________________________

your troops will never see battle.

_________________________________

No, you don't! I've worked too hard

to get Mulan into this war.

_________________________________

This guy's messin' with my plan.

_________________________________

We're not finished!

_________________________________

Be careful, Captain.

The general may be your father,

_________________________________

but I am the Emperor's counsel.

_________________________________

And by the way,

I got that job on my own.

_________________________________

You're dismissed.

_________________________________

I'll hold him and you punch.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

Or not.

_________________________________

For what it's worth,

I think you're a great captain.

_________________________________

-I saw that.

-What?

_________________________________

You like him, don't you?

_________________________________

No!

_________________________________

Yeah, all right. Yeah, sure.

Go to your tent!

_________________________________

I think it's time we took this war

into our own hands.

_________________________________

(SINISTER CHUCKLING)

_________________________________

(HUMMING)

_________________________________

(INHALES DEEPLY)

_________________________________

(CONTINUES HUMMING)

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

(CLACKING SOUND)

_________________________________

Let me see what you got.

_________________________________

"From General Li. Dear son,

we're waiting for Huns at the pass.

_________________________________

"It would mean a lot

if you'd come and back us up."

_________________________________

That's great, except you forgot,

"And since we're out of potpourri,

_________________________________

"perhaps you wouldn't mind

bringing up some."

_________________________________

Hello! This is the army!

_________________________________

Make it sound more urgent!

Know what I'm talkin' about?

_________________________________

(CHIRPING)

_________________________________

(CLACKING SOUND)

_________________________________

That's better. Much better. Let's go.

_________________________________

Khanny, baby. We need a ride.

_________________________________

(CHIRPING NERVOUSLY)

_________________________________

(MEN LAUGHING)

_________________________________

Insubordinate ruffians!

_________________________________

-You men owe me a new pair of slippers!

-(LAUGHTER CONTINUES)

_________________________________

And I do not squeal like a girl.

_________________________________

(HIGH-PITCHED SQUEAL)

_________________________________

Urgent news from the General.

_________________________________

What's the matter? You've never

seen a black and white before?

_________________________________

Who are you?

_________________________________

Excuse me?

I think the question is, who are you?

_________________________________

We're in a war, man!

There's no time for stupid questions!

_________________________________

I should have your hat for that.

Snatch it right off your head.

_________________________________

But I'm feeling gracious today,

so carry on before I report you.

_________________________________

Captain, urgent news from the General!

We're needed at the front.

_________________________________

Pack your bags, Cri-Kee.

We're movin' out.

_________________________________

(CHIRPS)

_________________________________

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HUGO: Hey, hey, there he is.

_________________________________

(CHEERING)

_________________________________

You ejected that tin-plated buffoon

with great panache.

_________________________________

The nerve of him, snoopin' around here,

tryin' to steal your girl.

_________________________________

-My girl?

-Esmeralda.

_________________________________

Dark hair,

works with a goat, remember?

_________________________________

Boy, I do. Way to go, lover boy.

_________________________________

"Lover boy"? Oh, no, no, no, no.

_________________________________

Oh, don't be so modest.

_________________________________

Look, I appreciate

what you're all trying to do.

_________________________________

But let's not fool ourselves.

"Ugliest face in all Paris," remember?

_________________________________

I don't think I'm her type.

_________________________________

(SINGING) So many times out there

I've watch a happy pair

_________________________________

Of lovers walking in the night

_________________________________

They had a kind of glow around them

_________________________________

It almost looked like heaven's light

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

I knew I'd never know

_________________________________

That warm and loving glow

_________________________________

Though I might wish with all my might

_________________________________

No face as hideous as my face

_________________________________

Was ever meant for heaven's light

_________________________________

But suddenly an angel has

smiled at me

_________________________________

And kissed my cheek

without a trace of fright

_________________________________

I dare to dream that she

_________________________________

Might even care for me

_________________________________

And as I ring these bells tonight

_________________________________

(CLICKING TONGUE) Eh?

_________________________________

My cold dark tower seems so bright

_________________________________

I swear it must be heaven's light

_________________________________

(BELLS CHIMING)
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