Disney NeverEnding Chronology (Summer 2017 Part 1) - Subtitles (en)

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The gummi block that
came out of that glowing hole...
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It's not like the others.
Wonder what it's used for.

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I dunno.

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Maybe Leon'll know.

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Hmm... He might.
Back to Traverse Town, then?

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I wanna be pilot!

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Hey, stop it!
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Oh, come on! I'm the Keyblade master.

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I don't care who you are! No!

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Here we go again...
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A dark age, indeed!

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Age of inconvenience.

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(GRUNTING) No plumbing.

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(STRAINING) No electricity.

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No nothing.

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Oh!

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Oh, hang it all! (COUGHING)

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Hang it all.

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(MUTTERING)

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(COUGHING)

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Oh, now what? Now what?

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Leave off, leave off!

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Oh, you... You fiendish chain, you!

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Everything complicated.

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One big medieval mess.

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(BUBBLING)

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(SIGHS) Now, let me see, um...

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He should be here in...

Uh, I'd say half an hour.

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Who? Who?

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I'd like to know who.

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I told you, Archimedes. I am not sure.

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All I know is that

someone will be coming.

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Someone very important.

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Oh, pin feathers.

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Fate will direct him to me

so that I in turn may guide him

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to his rightful place in the world.

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Huh. And you say he will

arrive in half an hour?

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Ha. Well, we'll just see.

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And you will, Archimedes, you will.

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Ow! (GRUNTS)

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He'll be a boy.

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A small boy.

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Eleven, 12 years old,

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and a scrawny little fellow.

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(CHUCKLES)

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Oh, no, no, no. That can't be the one.

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Surely not. Why, that big lad

must be close on to 20.

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Ah! (CHUCKLES)

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There he is. The scrawny

little fellow, about 12.

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He's a regular little grasshopper.

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(CHUCKLES) Look at him go.

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And where, where would you guess

he is at this very moment?

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I am not guessing, Archimedes.

I know where he is!

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Uh... Less than a mile from here,

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just beyond the forest.

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And right on schedule.

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If all goes well.

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TARAN: Gosh, Hen Wen,
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I never knew you could create visions

and things like that.
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I thought you were just

an ordinary pig.
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I had no idea you were so special.

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Dallben's going to be glad

that he put his trust in me.
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Just you wait and see.
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Now, don't go wandering about.
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And don't you worry.
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Keep close to me,

and no one will do you any harm,
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not while I'm around.
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I won't let the Horned King

get close to you, Hen.

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I'll protect you.
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(MEN CHEERING FAINTLY)

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MAN: Taran of Caer Dallben,
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the greatest warrior in all Prydain,
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a true hero!

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you all.
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But without the help of my pig,

Hen Wen, here, I...
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Hen Wen, where are you?
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Hen Wen? Oh, no!
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Hen?
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Hen Wen!

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(BIRDS CHITTERING)
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Is that you, Hen?
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Look what I've got.
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Come on out. Here's a lovely, juicy...
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(GURGI EXCLAIMS)

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Oh, great prince,
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give poor, starving

Gurgi munchings and crunchings.
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Nice apple.
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Good prince. Good apple.

Oh, boy, what a juicy apple.
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(HUMMING HAPPILY)
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Hey. No, you don't!
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I didn't give you that apple. You took it.
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Ow!

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Hey, hold on, you hairy, little thief.

Come back with my apple!
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If you don't give it back,
you'll be sorry. I mean it.

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I'm warning you.
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Give it back.
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Come on. The apple. Where is it?
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Gurgi not know where the... Uh-oh.
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Give it back. I warn you.

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Come on.
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Come on, the apple. Let's have it.

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You horrible, greedy thing.
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You should be ashamed of yourself.
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Oh, poor, miserable Gurgi deserves

fierce smackings and whackings
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on his poor, tender head.
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Always left with
no munchings and crunchings.

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(SOBS)
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Forgive poor Gurgi.
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Oh, stop that sniveling.

I'm not going to hurt you.
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Now, look here. Have you seen my pig?
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Piggy? Round, fat piggy?
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Big snout?
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Yes, yes.

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Curly tail?
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That's her. That's Hen Wen.
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Nope. Gurgi not see piggy. Nope.

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Oh, never mind.
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No telling where Hen Wen is by now.
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Ooh, master, master,

now Gurgi remembers! Yes, yes!
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Clever, sharp-eyed Gurgi
saw the piggy run.

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Yes, right through the forest.

I saw it! I saw it.
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Come! Gurgi will find the lost piggy.
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Then we'll be friends forever.
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Munchings and crunchings
in here somewhere.
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(HEN WEN SQUEALING)
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It's Hen Wen! She's in trouble!
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Goodbye.
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Hen Wen!
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Hen!
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(HEN WEN SQUEALING)
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Hen Wen!

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TARAN: Hen Wen, look out!
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Look out!

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(CONTINUES SQUEALING)
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Come on! Hurry, Hen!
No! No! Hen, hurry!

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No! No!
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No! No!

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No! Come back!
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Please!
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No! No! Come back!
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Hen Wen.

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I must get her out of there.
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Oh, no, great lord.
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Not go in there. Forget the piggy.
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What are you doing here?
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Gurgi come back to be your friend.
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Friend? You're no friend!
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Why, you ran away when I...

Oh, never mind.
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I promised Dallben
I would keep Hen safe.
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I have to go.
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Well, are you coming?

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Me? Go in there?
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Oh, no, no, no. It's a terrible place.
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Just as I thought. You're no friend.
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You're just a miserable coward.
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Here. This is all you wanted.

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If great lord go into evil castle,
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poor Gurgi will never see
his friend again.
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Nope. Never.
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-So, you found the Keyhole.

-Yeah.
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The Keyblade locked it automatically.

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Good.

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Every world among the stars
has a Keyhole.
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And each one leads to

the heart of that world.
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There must be one in this town as well.

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What do you mean?

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It was in Ansem's report.

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The Heartless enter through the Keyhole
and do something to the world's core.

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-What happens to the world?

-In the end, it disappears.

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ALL: What!

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That's why your key is so important.

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Please lock the Keyholes.
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You're the only one who can.

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I don't know...

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Seeing other worlds would
probably serve you well.
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Yeah!

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We gotta find your friends!
And King Mickey!

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I guess you're right...
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Okay!
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Hey, Leon.
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This gummi block's different from the
others. Do you know what it's for?
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Ask Cid. He should know.

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Wait, Sora. Take this with you.

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This stone holds
some mysterious power.
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I've been carrying it for luck.
I want you to hold onto it.

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How do you use it?
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What've you got there?
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Hey!
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-Well, if it ain't a gummi block.

-Yup.

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What's this one for?

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You're kiddin' me!
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You're flying a gummi ship
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and you don't know nothing
about navigation gummis?
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Bunch of pinheads.
Interspace ain't no playground.

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There's a lot we don't know. So what!
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We have to use the gummi ship
to go to other worlds.
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We don't have a choice.

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Whoa, easy.
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I didn't know.
No hard feelings, all right?
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Well, I guess could lend
y'all a hand, then.

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Thanks.

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Basically, with navigation gummis,
you can go to new places.
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You want one on your ship, right?

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I'll install it for you.
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But I got this thing
I gotta go deliver first.

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What do you need to deliver?

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Just this book.
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It's real old. When the guy brought it in,
it was practically falling apart.
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Too beat up to restore it
to the way it was.
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But overall, I did a decent
job puttin' it back together.
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Anyway, you mind deliverin' it for me?
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It's the old house past the Third District.

Look for a big fire sign.
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(BELL GONGING)

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-(STAMMERS) What was that?

-Hmm?
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The bell at the gizmo shop is ringing.
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Go check it out if you want,
but deliver that book for me first.
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When you're done, stop by the house
in the Third District. I'll be there.
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-Is that clear? I...

-Shh!

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HOLMES: I observe that there's a good
deal of German music on the program.

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It is introspective,

and I want to introspect.

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WATSON: But, Holmes, that music

is so frightfully dull.

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HOLMES: Come on.

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(DOOR CLOSES)

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Toby?

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(WHISPERING) Who is Toby?

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Well, my dear, Toby is, uh...

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Well, he's, uh...

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-I say, Basil, who is this Toby chap?

-(RUMBLING)

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-Ah! Here he is now.

-(PANTING)

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-Dawson, Toby.

-(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)

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Charmed, I'm sure.

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(GROWLING)

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Now, Toby, stop that!

Toby, cease! Desist!

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Frightfully sorry, old man.

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He has the most splendid sense

of smell of any hound I've trained.

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-But he can be deucedly frisky.

-(SNIFFING)

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-Hello, Toby!

-(SNIFFING)

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(GIGGLES) Silly doggy!

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Would you like a crumpet?

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Now, Toby? To the matter at hand.

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I want you to...

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-(GIGGLING)

-(BASIL WHISTLES)

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(CLEARING THROAT)

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Good, now, Toby...

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Toby...

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-I want you to find this fiend.

-(GROWLING)

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Yes, you know his type. A villain.

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A scoundrel! (SNARLING)

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Low brow. Close-set eyes. Broken wing.

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He's a peg-legged bat

with a broken wing.

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-(GROWLING)

-Yes! That's the spirit!

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Got his scent? Good boy!

Good boy! (CHUCKLES)

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-Miss Flamchester!

-BOTH: Flaversham!

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Whatever. Your father

is as good as found.

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Toby,

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sic 'em!

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A-ha! Yoinks! Tally-ho!

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(BASIL LAUGHING)

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KAIRI: There's something about
this musty place...

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It reminds me of the secret place
back home,
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where we used to scribble on the walls.
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Remember?

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Kairi?

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GOOFY: Sora?
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MERLIN: Well, well.
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You've arrived sooner than I expected.

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Wha... You knew we were coming?

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Of course.

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-Are you... a Heartless?

-He doesn't look like one.

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Oh, my. No.
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My name is Merlin. As you can see,
I am a sorcerer.
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I spend much of my time traveling.
It's good to be home.
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-Your king has requested my help.

-King Mickey?

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MERLIN: Yes, indeed.
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Donald, Goofy. And who might
you be, young man?

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-I'm Sora.

-Ah. So, you have found the key.

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-What did the king ask you to do?

-Just a moment...
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(SINGING)
Hockety pockety wockety wack
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Abracadabra dabra nack
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Shrink in size very small
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We've got to save enough room for all
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Higitus Figitus migitus mum
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Prestidigitonium
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Higitus Figitus migitus mum

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Presto!

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MERLIN: There, now.
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Ahem.
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Your king asked me to train
you in the art of magic.
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We can start anytime you like.
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Let me know when you're
ready to begin the training.

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Oh, and one more thing.
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Hello. I'm the Fairy Godmother.
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Your king asked me to help, too.
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I will assist throughout your journey.

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I do not know how much I can be
of help, but do stop by anytime.
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Oh, that book...
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So, Cid asked you to bring this.
Thank you.
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You wish to know what
kind of book it is?
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I don't even know, myself.
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In fact, it's not mine.
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Somehow it found its way
into my bag one day.
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It was such a curious book,
I asked Cid to repair it for me.
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Well, I guess I'll put it
here somewhere, for now.
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This book holds a great secret.
The missing pages will unlock it.
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I'll leave the book over there.
Do look at it whenever you like.
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My best regards to Cid
for repairing it for me.
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Oh, and about that stone of yours...
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You should ask the Fairy Godmother

about that.
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Do you know what this is?

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Oh, the poor thing!
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-He has turned into a summon gem.

-A summon gem?

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This little creature lived in a world
that was consumed by darkness.
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When a world vanishes,
so do its inhabitants.
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But this one had such a strong heart,
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he became a gem instead
of vanishing with his world.

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Can he regain himself?
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Yes, but only his spirit.
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Now, watch!

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Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo!
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Bambi?

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(FRIEND OWL SNORING)

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(BABY BIRDS CHIRPING)

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(BIRD WHISTLING)

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THUMPER: Wake up.

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(THUMPER THUMPING)

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-(GROANING) What now?

-THUMPER: Wake up, Friend Owl.

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(EXCLAIMING)

What's going on around here?

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-Wake up.

-It's happened.

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The new prince is born.

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-We're going to see him.

-Come on. You better hurry up.

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(ANIMALS GASPING SOFTLY)

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ANIMAL 1: Well, look.

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ANIMAL 2: Well.

ANIMAL 3: Isn't he cute?

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Well, this is quite an occasion.

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Yes, sir,

it isn't every day a prince is born.

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You're to be congratulated.

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ANIMAL 1: Yes, congratulations.

ANIMAL 2: Congratulations.

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Thank you very much.

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Come on. Wake up. We have company.

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ANIMAL 3: Hello. Hello, there.

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-ANIMAL 1: Hello, little prince.

-Hello. Hello, there.

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Hello, little prince.

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(FRIEND OWL HOOTING)

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(FRIEND OWL LAUGHING)

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(LAUGHING)

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Look. He's trying to get up.

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Kinda wobbly, isn't he?

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Thumper.

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Well, he is.

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Aren't you?

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(EXCLAIMING)

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(ALL LAUGHING)

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Looks to me like

he's getting kind of sleepy.

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I think it's time we all left.

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FRIEND OWL: Come on. (SHOOING)

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(SHOOING)

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(SHOOING)

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MRS. HARE:

Thumper. Come on.

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Whatcha gonna call him?

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Well, I think I'll call him Bambi.

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(ENUNCIATING)

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Yep, I guess that'll do all right.

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Bambi.

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My little Bambi.

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Whenever you call, he will help you.
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If you find any more of these,
bring them to me.
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Don't worry, when their worlds
are restored they will return there.
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-Sora, please help save them.

-Don't worry, I will.
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(WHISTLING)

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Walking already.

Well, what do you know.

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(QUAIL WHISTLING)

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-Good morning.

-Good morning, Mrs. Quail.

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And where's the young prince this... Oh!

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-Good morning, Bambi.

-Good morning, young prince.

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Goodbye.

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MRS. POSSUM:

Good morning, young prince.

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Good morning, young prince.

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Good morning.

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Hmm.

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Nice sunny day.

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-What's the matter?

-What happened?

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Did the young prince fall down?

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-Is he hurt?

-No, he's all right.

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He doesn't walk very good, does he?

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MRS. HARE: Thumper.

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Yes, Mama?

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What did your father tell you

this morning?

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If you can't say something nice,

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don't say nothing at all.

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Come on, Bambi, get up. Try again.

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Come on, get up. Get up.

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-Get up.

-Try again.

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(LAUGHING)

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(LAUGHING)

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I'm thumping.

That's why they call me Thumper.

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(ECHOING)

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Thumper! (ECHOING)

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Come on. You can do it.

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Hop over it. Like this.

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Hop over it.

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Like this.

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(LAUGHING)

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You didn't hop far enough.

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That's it. Now the other one.

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Gee whiz, what happened that time?

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(BIRDS WHISTLING)

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Those are birds.

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(REPEATING)

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Look, he's trying to talk.

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He's trying to say "bird."

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Say "bird."

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(REPEATING)

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(ENUNCIATING) Bird.

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(REPEATING)

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Uh-uh.

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Bird.

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Come on, say "bird," say "bird."

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Say "bird. "Say "bird."

Come on, say "bird. "

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Say "bird."

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Bird.

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(ALL LAUGHING)

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He talked. He talked, Mama.

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The young prince said "bird."

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Bird, bird, bird...

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Bird.

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No, that's not a bird.

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That's a butterfly.

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Butterfly?

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Butter...

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Butterfly.

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(LAUGHING) No, that's a flower.

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-Flower?

-Uh-huh. It's pretty.

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(SNIFFING)

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Pretty.

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(SNIFFING)

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Flower.

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Me?

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(THUMPER LAUGHING)

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No, no, no, no.

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That's not a flower.

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-He's a little...

-Oh, that's all right.

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He can call me a flower if he wants to.

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(LAUGHING SHYLY)

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I don't mind.

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Pretty. Pretty flower.

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Oh! (LAUGHING)

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Gosh.

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(THUNDER CRASHING)

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I think I better go home now.

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Drip, drip, drop

Little April shower
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Beating a tune

As you fall all around
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Drip, drip, drop

Little April shower
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What can compare

With your beautiful sound?
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Beautiful sound

Beautiful sound
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Drip, drop

Drip, drop
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Drip, drip, drop

When the sky is cloudy
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Your pretty music

Can brighten the day
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Drip, drip, drop

When the sky is cloudy
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You come along

with a song right away
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Come with your beautiful music
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Drip, drip, drop

Little April shower
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Beating a tune

As you fall all around
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Drip, drip, drop

Little April shower
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What can compare

With your beautiful sound?
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Drip, drip, drop

When the sky is cloudy
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You come along

With your pretty little song
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Drip, drip, drop

When the sky is cloudy
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You come along

With your pretty little song

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-Gay little roundelay

-Gay little roundelay

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-Song of the rainy day

-Song of the rainy day

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How I love to hear your patter

Pretty little pitter-patter
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Helter skelter, when you pelter

Troubles always seem to scatter
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Drip, drip, drop

Little April shower
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Beating a sound as you fall all around
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Drip, drip, drop

Little April shower
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-Little April shower

-With your beautiful sound

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(THUNDER CRASHING)

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(WIND HOWLING)

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(WHISTLING)

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Drip, drip, drop

Little April shower
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Beating a tune

As you fall all around
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Drip, drip, drop

Little April shower
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What can compare

With your beautiful sound?
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Beautiful sound

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You'd best go see Cid
before going anywhere else.
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-(CRACKING)

-Wha... Wait. Whoa!

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(THUD)

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(COUGHING)

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Well.

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So, you did drop in for tea, after all.

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(CHUCKLES)

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Oh. You are a bit late, you know.

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-Oh, I am?

-(BUBBLING)

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Yes.

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Now... (CLEARS THROAT)

My name is Merlin.

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(BUBBLING)

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Come, come. Who are you, my lad?

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Oh, my name's Arthur,

but everyone calls me Wart.

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Oh.

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-Oh, what a perfect stuffed owl.

-(STAMMERING)

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Stuffed? I beg your pardon!

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ARTHUR: He's alive, and he talks!

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And certainly a great deal

better than you do.

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Oh, come, Archimedes.

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Come, come, now.

I want you to meet the Wart.

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Now, you must forgive him.

He's only a boy.

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Boy? Boy.

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I see no boy.

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-I'm sorry that I...

-That's all right.

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-He's much too sensitive.

-Sensitive? Huh?

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-Who? What, what?

-Oh! (CHUCKLES)

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-How did you know that I was...

-Oh, that you'd be dropping in?

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Well, I happen to be a wizard.

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A soothsayer, a prognosticator.

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I have the power to see into the future.

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Centuries into the future.

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I've even been there, lad,

and I've seen all these things.

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They're only plans and small models,

of course.

_________________________________

Now, this for instance

is a steam locomotive.

_________________________________

(STEAM HISSING)

_________________________________

-(CHUGGING)

-(MERLIN CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

There she goes.

_________________________________

Pretty good, eh?

_________________________________

That won't be invented

for hundreds of years.

_________________________________

Oh. You mean you can see

everything before it happens?

_________________________________

Yes, everything.

_________________________________

Ah, ah, ah, ah.

_________________________________

Everything, Merlin?

_________________________________

Uh...

_________________________________

No, no, not everything.

_________________________________

I... I admit I didn't know

whom to expect for tea.

_________________________________

But as you can see,

_________________________________

I figured the exact place.

_________________________________

You're very clever, sir.

_________________________________

Yes. Well, never mind the "sir".

_________________________________

Just plain Merlin will do. (CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

-Now, would you care for sugar?

-Oh, yes, I would.

_________________________________

-Please.

-All right.

_________________________________

Sugar? Sugar!

_________________________________

No. Manners, manners.

Guests first. You know that!

_________________________________

All right. Just say when, lad.

_________________________________

When.

_________________________________

-Have you had any schooling?

-Oh, yes.

_________________________________

I'm training to be a squire.

_________________________________

I'm learning the rules

of combat and swordsmanship

_________________________________

and jousting and horsemanship.

_________________________________

Oh, yes, yes. Very good. That...

_________________________________

No, no, no! I... I mean a real education.

_________________________________

Mathematics, history, biology,

natural science,

_________________________________

English, Latin, French.

_________________________________

No. When, when! Blast it all. When!

_________________________________

Impudent piece of crockery.

(GRUMBLING)

_________________________________

Boy, now, you can't...

_________________________________

You can't grow up without

a decent education, you know.

_________________________________

Oh, I suppose not, sir... Merlin.

_________________________________

So, I am going to be your tutor.

_________________________________

But I've got to get back to the castle.

_________________________________

-They'll want me in the kitchen.

-Oh, well, then, very well.

_________________________________

We'll pack and be on our way.

(CLEARS THROAT)

_________________________________

You... You watch now. You'll like this.

_________________________________

Higitus figitus zumbakazing.

_________________________________

I want your attention, everything.

_________________________________

We're packing to leave.

Come on, let's go.

_________________________________

No, no, not you.

Books are always first, you know.

_________________________________

MERLIN: (SINGING)

Hockety, pockety, wockety, wack

_________________________________

Abra abra dabra nack

_________________________________

Shrink in size, very small

We've got to save enough room for all

_________________________________

Higitus, figitus, migitus, mum

Prestidigitonium

_________________________________

(MUTTERING)

_________________________________

Alakafez, balakazez

Malakamez meripides

_________________________________

Hockety, pockety, wockety...

_________________________________

Now, stop, stop, stop, stop.

_________________________________

Sugar bowl, you're getting rough.

_________________________________

That poor old tea set is cracked enough.

_________________________________

All right. Let's start again. Let's start...

_________________________________

Oh. Where was I, boy?

_________________________________

-Uh... Hockety, pockety?

-Oh, yes. Yes, that's right.

_________________________________

Hockety, pockety, wockety, wack

Odds and ends and bric a brac

_________________________________

I'll be with you in a minute, son.

Packing's almost done.

_________________________________

You... You bungling blockhead!

_________________________________

Hey, easy there. No, go ahead.

_________________________________

Dun goo-dily doo-dily doo-dily dun.

This is the best part.

_________________________________

Higitus, figitus, migitus, mum

Prestidigitonium

_________________________________

Higitus, figitus, migitus, mum

Prestidigitoni...

_________________________________

Ooh! Ha ha!

_________________________________

-What a way to pack.

-(CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

Well... Now, just a minute, boy.

_________________________________

How else would you get all this stuff

into one suitcase, I'd like to know.

_________________________________

-ARTHUR: But I think it's wonderful.

-Oh. Yes, it is, rather.

_________________________________

Now, don't you get any foolish ideas

that magic will solve all your problems.

_________________________________

Because it won't!

_________________________________

But sir, I don't have any problems.

_________________________________

Oh, everybody's got problems.

The world is full of problems.

_________________________________

(GRUNTS) Oh, blast it all.

There, now you see what I did?

_________________________________

(SHOUTS)

_________________________________

That's the trouble with the world today.

_________________________________

Everybody butting their heads

against a brick wall.

_________________________________

All muscle and no mentality.

_________________________________

Do you want to be

all muscle and no brain?

_________________________________

-I don't have any muscle.

-You don't?

_________________________________

-Well, how do you move about?

-I suppose I do have a little.

_________________________________

A-ha! There, you see?

Well, that's enough.

_________________________________

Now, develop your brain. Knowledge,

wisdom, there's the real power.

_________________________________

Higher learning, that's the thing.

_________________________________

(WHIMPERING)

_________________________________

First thing tomorrow morning

we'll start a full schedule.

_________________________________

Eight hours a day.

_________________________________

We'll have six hours for school

room and two for study period.

_________________________________

But I al...

_________________________________

But I don't have the time.

I have page duties.

_________________________________

Page duties? Ha!

_________________________________

(WHIMPERING)

_________________________________

-(GURGLING)

-(THUD)

_________________________________

We'll change all that.

There's got to be a shake-up.

_________________________________

Well, yes, sir. I suppose so.

_________________________________

MERLIN: How do you expect to amount

to anything without an education?

_________________________________

Even in these bungling,

backward medieval times

_________________________________

you have got to know where

you're going, don't you?

_________________________________

ARTHUR: Yes, sir.

_________________________________

MERLIN: Yes, of course.

_________________________________

You must plan for the future, boy.

You've got to find a direction.

_________________________________

And you've got... (STAMMERING)

_________________________________

Now, by the by, what direction

is this castle of yours?

_________________________________

I think it's north. The other way.

_________________________________

Oh.

_________________________________

(GRUMBLING)

_________________________________

All right. We'd better get a move on.

Come on, lad. Pick up the pace.

_________________________________

(PANTING)

_________________________________

(WHEEZING)

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

(INHALES DEEPLY)

_________________________________

(EXHALES DEEPLY)

_________________________________

(THUD)

_________________________________

_________________________________

(CRUZ PANTING)

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

(PANTING)

_________________________________

You talked him into it!

Way to go, Mr. McQueen!

_________________________________

(SIGHS) Cruz.

_________________________________

You could talk a snowmobile

into an air conditioner.

_________________________________

You're going with me? With that thing?

_________________________________

Yeah. You still need my help.

You're brittle like a fossil.

_________________________________

(WHIRRING)

_________________________________

-We got the cable. (MUMBLING)

-I don't need a trainer out here, Cruz.

_________________________________

You're old!

_________________________________

What if you fall on this beach
and can't get up?

_________________________________

 Well, life's a beach and then you drive.

_________________________________

(LAUGHS)

_________________________________

-Oh, McQueen.
-Thank you.

_________________________________

This is beautiful.

_________________________________

I can see why Mr. Sterling

said you wanted to train here.

_________________________________

As soon as this thing's booted up,

_________________________________

we'll get you on the treadmill...

and I'll track your speed.

_________________________________

What? No!

_________________________________

The whole idea is getting
my tires dirty. Real racing.

_________________________________

I'm not driving on that thing

_________________________________

when I've got the sand

and the whole earth.

_________________________________

(MACHINE CHIMING)

_________________________________

-Oh, okay.

-Luigi, let's do this.
_________________________________

_________________________________

(ELVIS PRESLEY'S

"DEVIL IN DISGUISE" INTRO PLAYS)

_________________________________

You Look Like An Angel...

_________________________________

Mrs. Hasagawa?

_________________________________

I'm here to answer your newspaper ad.

_________________________________

-Elvis Presley was a model citizen.

-...Walk Like An Angel...

_________________________________

I've compiled a list of his traits

for you to practice.

_________________________________

Number one is dancing.

_________________________________

I can't talk now, dear.

_________________________________

I'm waiting for someone

to answer my ad.

_________________________________

That's why I'm here.

_________________________________

Hands on your hips.

_________________________________

Now follow my lead.

_________________________________

(DRUMBEAT)

_________________________________

Ooh-hoo.

_________________________________

...You Fooled Me

With Your Kisses...

_________________________________

Ah! That's my want ad.

_________________________________

I know!

_________________________________

...Heaven Knows

How You Lied To Me

_________________________________

You're Not The Way...

_________________________________

HASAGAWA: Whoa, whoa!

_________________________________

(THUD)

_________________________________

Why is everything so dark?
_________________________________

_________________________________
LUIGI: Welcome, racers,

to Fireball Beach!

_________________________________

Historic home for today's

great test of speed.

_________________________________

Our finish line will be

the abandoned pier in the distance.

_________________________________

All right. Quicker than quick,

faster than fast, I am speed...

_________________________________

That is great self-motivation.

Did you come up with that?

_________________________________

Yeah, I did.

_________________________________

On your mark. Get set. Go!

_________________________________

(WHOOPING)

_________________________________

There you go! Felt good!
_________________________________

_________________________________

BLADE:

Fighting wildfire means flying low.
_________________________________

And that's why

we have Augerin Canyon,
_________________________________

our own little obstacle course.
_________________________________

All you gotta do is stay below the rim,
_________________________________

and when you get to the bridge,
_________________________________

fly under and pull out.
_________________________________

Flying low. No problem.
_________________________________

Overconfidence,
_________________________________

the kind of attitude

that can get you killed.
_________________________________

Okay, now, let's see you

make it under that bridge.
_________________________________

Why did you pull power?

You gotta firewall it.
_________________________________

The bridge, it's too close to the falls.
_________________________________

No excuses.
_________________________________

If there had been a downdraft,

you'd be dead.

_________________________________

_________________________________

Hey, what was my speed?

_________________________________

I don't know.
I can only track you on the treadmill.

_________________________________

No treadmills!

_________________________________

Oh! What about Hamilton?

_________________________________
HAMILTON: Hamilton here.

_________________________________

-Who's Hamilton?
-My electronic personal assistant.

_________________________________

You know, like on your phone.

_________________________________

You do have a phone, don't you?

_________________________________

Racecars don't have phones, Cruz.

_________________________________

Hamilton, track Mr. McQueen's

speed and report it.

_________________________________

-Tracking.
-I'll stay as close as I can.

_________________________________

Your suit will transmit

your speeds to Hamilton.

_________________________________

Fine. Whatever. Let's do this.
_________________________________

_________________________________

I am all about coffee.

_________________________________

-Let's move on to step two.

-...Walk Like An Angel...

_________________________________

-Elvis played guitar. Here.

-...Talk Like An Angel...

_________________________________

Hold it like this,

and put your fingers here.

_________________________________

(STRUMMING SOFTLY)

_________________________________

See? Now you try.

_________________________________

(PLAYING BLUES RIFF)

_________________________________

...And I make great cappuccinos

and lattes with...

_________________________________

I wish I could, Nani,

but I just hired Teddy

_________________________________

and with tourist season ending...

_________________________________

(PLAYING ALONG WITH ELVIS' SOLO

IN "DEVIL IN DISGUISE")

_________________________________

(PLAYING LOUDLY)

_________________________________

(ALL GASPING)

_________________________________

(UKULELE PLAYING CONTINUES)

_________________________________

(PLAYING EXPERTLY)

_________________________________

(SONG ENDS)
_________________________________

_________________________________

Quicker than quick, faster than fast,

_________________________________

I am speed. Come on, Luigi.

_________________________________

On your mark, get set, and go!

_________________________________
HAMILTON: 46 miles per hour.

63 miles. Out of range.

_________________________________

Huh.

_________________________________

That's odd. I didn't go!

_________________________________

(REVVING)
_________________________________

_________________________________
Make a normal seaplane approach.
_________________________________

Stay on the step
_________________________________

while collecting water

through the scoops.

_________________________________
Just like that.

_________________________________
Climb out loaded,

_________________________________
return to your holding orbit,

and drop as directed.

_________________________________
Copy that?
_________________________________

Copy that.
_________________________________

Okay, you've got

12 to 15 seconds to scoop...
_________________________________

Then 50 feet to climb out.
_________________________________

And watch out for the tree!

_________________________________

Indirect attack,

parallel attack, direct attack.
_________________________________

Know what your fire is doing

at all times.
_________________________________

Wind speed and direction.
_________________________________

Temperature, relative humidity.
_________________________________

And finally, all aircraft

must be on the ground
_________________________________

30 minutes after sunset.
_________________________________

Flying low at night is the fastest way
_________________________________

to get your picture on the wall.
_________________________________

_________________________________

On sand you got to ease into your start

so your tires can grab, okay?

_________________________________

Okay.

_________________________________

You do work with racecars, don't you?

_________________________________

Yeah, but never outside.

_________________________________

All right. Let's go again.

_________________________________

Go!

_________________________________
HAMILTON: 54 miles per hour.

_________________________________

75 miles per hour. Out of range.

_________________________________

-Huh?
-(HAMILTON REPEATING)

_________________________________

Sorry! Got stuck!
_________________________________

_________________________________

-Concierge-er-ing is my life.

-...You Look Like An Angel...

_________________________________

I just love to answer phones...

_________________________________

 -This is the face of romance.

-...Walk Like An Angel...

_________________________________

She looks like

she could use some lovin'.

_________________________________

...Talk Like An Angel,

But I Got Wise...
_________________________________

Oh, we might have something.

_________________________________

Good. Now kiss her.

_________________________________

(STITCH KISSES/WOMAN SCREAMS)

_________________________________

...The Devil In Disguise...

_________________________________

I'm sure Elvis had his bad days, too.
_________________________________

_________________________________

Too early.
_________________________________

_________________________________

-Go again!

-And go!
_________________________________

_________________________________

Too high!
_________________________________

_________________________________

-Ah! Sorry!
-LUIGI: Go!

_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

_________________________________

Too low.

_________________________________

Those crops of yours, they die a lot?

_________________________________

_________________________________

-Go!
-(ENGINE REVVING)

_________________________________

The beach ate me.
_________________________________

_________________________________

Approach looks good.
_________________________________

Now, increase your airspeed.
_________________________________

Redline it.
_________________________________

Go to max torque.
_________________________________

Don't back off.
_________________________________

(ALARM PULSING)
_________________________________

Don't back off!
_________________________________

Oh, why did you bail out again?
_________________________________

If you don't push it,

you're not gonna make it
_________________________________

and you won't be certified.
_________________________________

_________________________________
McQUEEN: All right, Cruz,

pick a line on the compacted sand.

_________________________________

You got to have traction

or you're gonna spin out.

_________________________________

Let's do this thing!

_________________________________

On your mark, get set, go!

_________________________________
HAMILTON: 122 miles per hour.

_________________________________

134 miles... Out of range.

_________________________________

-Now what?
-I didn't want to hit a crab!

_________________________________

-You got to be kidding me.

-What? It was cute!

_________________________________

(McQUEEN GROANS)

_________________________________
McQUEEN: All right, one last chance

to try this before it gets dark.

_________________________________

Now, you're going to take off slow

_________________________________

to let your tires grab.

_________________________________

And pick a straight line on hard sand

_________________________________

-so you don't spin out.
-Uh-huh.

_________________________________

And all of the crabbies

have gone night-night.

_________________________________

Mr. McQueen.

_________________________________

All right. Let's go again.

_________________________________

And go!

_________________________________

150 miles per hour. 175 miles per hour.

_________________________________

196 miles per hour.

_________________________________

_________________________________

-I'm all about saving people?

-...I Thought That I Was In Heaven...

_________________________________

Actually, I do think we have an opening.

_________________________________

-Really?

-Okay, this is it.

_________________________________

-...But I Was Sure Surprised...

-Time to bring it all together.

_________________________________

Oh, that'd be so great!

_________________________________

You have no idea

how badly I need this job.

_________________________________

...The Devil In Your Eyes

_________________________________

You're The Devil In Disguise...

_________________________________

It's all you! Knock 'em dead!

_________________________________

(ELECTRICITY HUMMING)

_________________________________

...The Devil In Disguise

_________________________________

(PLAYING UKULELE SOLO

TO "DEVIL IN DISGUISE")

_________________________________

(PEOPLE CLAPPING IN RHYTHM)

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

(STRUMS FINAL CHORD)

_________________________________

You're The Devil In Disguise...

_________________________________

(WHIMPERING)

_________________________________

-Don't crowd him!

-...Oh, Yes, You Are

_________________________________

The Devil In Disguise...

_________________________________

(SNARLING)

_________________________________

(GASPS AND SCREAMS)

_________________________________

-The Devil In Disguise, Oh, Yes...

-Hey, knock it off!

_________________________________

(SNARLS)

_________________________________

(MAN YELLS)

_________________________________

(PANICKED SCREAMING)

_________________________________

(SNARLING HISS)

_________________________________

(SCREAMING FADES)
_________________________________

_________________________________

Good job!
_________________________________

You just saved those folks

from a nice vacation.
_________________________________

_________________________________

(WHOOPING)

All right! Finally! You made it!

_________________________________

Congratulations! How'd I do?

_________________________________

-You topped out at 198.
-198? That's it?

_________________________________

Still slower than Storm.
_________________________________

_________________________________

(MELANCHOLY MELODY PLAYS)

_________________________________

(SIGHING)
_________________________________

_________________________________

There you are. What's going on?

_________________________________

Riku!

_________________________________

Hey, hey, cut it out.

_________________________________

SORA: I'm not dreaming this time, right?

_________________________________

I hope not. Took forever to find you.

_________________________________

Riku!
_________________________________
Wait a second, where's Kairi?

_________________________________

Isn't she with you?
_________________________________
Well, don't worry. I'm sure
she made it off the island, too.
_________________________________
We're finally free. Hey, she might
even be looking for us now.

_________________________________

We'll all be together again soon.
_________________________________
Don't worry.
_________________________________
Just leave everything to me.
I know this...

_________________________________

Leave it to who?

_________________________________

Sora, what did you...

_________________________________

I've been looking for you and Kairi, too,
with their help.

_________________________________

Who are they?

_________________________________

Ahem. My name is...

_________________________________

We visited so many places
and worlds, looking for you.

_________________________________

Really? Well, what do you know?
_________________________________
I never would have guessed.

_________________________________

Oh, and guess what?
Sora's the Keyblade master.
_________________________________
-DONALD: Who would've thought it?

-What's that mean!

_________________________________

So, this is called a Keyblade?

_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________
Hey, give it back.

_________________________________

Catch!
_________________________________
Whoa!

_________________________________

Okay, so, you're coming with us, right?
_________________________________
We've got this awesome rocket.
_________________________________
Wait 'til you see it!

_________________________________

No, he can't come!

_________________________________

What?

_________________________________

Forget it!

_________________________________

Oh, come on! He's my friend!

_________________________________

I don't care!

_________________________________

He's gone.

_________________________________

SORA: Riku?
_________________________________
Nice going.
_________________________________
Oh, well. At least he's okay.
_________________________________
And who knows?

Maybe we'll run into Kairi soon, too.
_________________________________
_________________________________

You guys ever hear of Maleficent?
_________________________________
-I hear she's in town.

-Who is she?

_________________________________

A witch, man, she's a witch!

_________________________________

She's the reason this town
is full of Heartless.
_________________________________
Don't take her lightly.

_________________________________

She's been using the Heartless
for years.

_________________________________

We lost our world, thanks to her.

_________________________________

One day, a swarm of Heartless
took over our world!

_________________________________

That was nine years ago.

_________________________________

I got out of that mess and
came here with these guys.

_________________________________

That's awful!

_________________________________

Our ruler was
a wise man named Ansem.
_________________________________
He dedicated his like to

studying the Heartless.

_________________________________

His report should tell us how to
get rid of the Heartless.

_________________________________

Where's this report?

_________________________________

We don't know.
_________________________________
It got scattered
when our world was destroyed.

_________________________________

I'm sure Maleficent's
got most of the pages.
_________________________________

_________________________________

You see? It's just as I told you.
_________________________________
While you toiled away trying to
find your dear friend,
_________________________________
he quite simply replaced you
with some new companions.
_________________________________
Evidently, now he values them
for more than he does you.
_________________________________

You're better off without that
wretched boy.
_________________________________
Now, think no more of him,

and come with me.
_________________________________
I'll help you find what you're
searching for...
_________________________________
_________________________________

So, you delivered that book?
_________________________________
That navigation gummi's
installed and ready to go.
_________________________________
You find another one, you bring it to me.
_________________________________
I threw in a warp gummi
for the heck of it.
_________________________________

Now you can jump to worlds
you've been to before.
_________________________________
Well, better get back to my real job.
_________________________________
What's my real job? You'll see.
_________________________________
See me at the First District.

_________________________________

I've been thinking about the bell
in the Second District.

_________________________________

That one that rang a bit ago?

_________________________________

The one above the gizmo shop.
There's a legend about it, you know.

_________________________________

But it's all boarded up.
Nobody can get in there.

_________________________________

Heck, go check it out. Ring it three
times to see if anything happens.
_________________________________

_________________________________
DIEGO: Hey, Buck.

_________________________________

You have a suggestion

for getting around the river?
_________________________________

Let's see if the tablet's

ancient wisdom will guide us.
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

(ALARM BLARING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(ECHOING) Let my mammals pass!
_________________________________

That's never gonna work.
_________________________________

The ancients grant us safe passage.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Sweet!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

Wow, the air feels strange.
_________________________________

-(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

-Uh...
_________________________________

Diego?
_________________________________

Hmm...
_________________________________

(SNICKERING)
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________

(SID AND DIEGO LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS AND GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(BOTH GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Finally! We have superpowers!
_________________________________

(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

Ladies and gentlemen,
_________________________________

we have wandered

into an electrical storm.
_________________________________

(THUNDER RUMBLING)
_________________________________

I suggest we all

stay away from the trees.
_________________________________

Sure, no problem.
_________________________________

It's not like we're in a forest.
_________________________________

(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

(THUNDER RUMBLING)
_________________________________

Boy, Mother Nature sure

is in a bad mood lately.
_________________________________

Good thing we're all here

to help each other.
_________________________________

Oh, like I always say,

stay close, stay alive.
_________________________________

-(THUNDER CRACKS)

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

There they are!
_________________________________

Right out in the open. (LAUGHS)
_________________________________

How stupid can you be?
_________________________________

Come on, kids. Dive!
_________________________________

Everyone, try not to create

any sort of friction.
_________________________________

No friction. Got it.
_________________________________

Yup. Cool beans.
_________________________________

Friction is what now?
_________________________________

Oh, no.
_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(YELPING)
_________________________________

Come on! Let's get out of here.
_________________________________

(SID SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAM)
_________________________________

-Hurry, Granny.

-Don't you hurry me.
_________________________________

I've been struck by lightning

more times...
_________________________________

Ahh! Granny!
_________________________________

...than you've had hot breakfasts.
_________________________________

-(GRUNTING)

-(GASPING)
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-Peaches!
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

Julian, don't move!
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

I have an idea.
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-I'm coming, sweetheart!
_________________________________

Julian, why aren't you helping her?
_________________________________

-Wait! No, Manny, she...

-(BOTH SCREAM)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Uh, what are you guys doing?
_________________________________

Helping?
_________________________________

What would "not helping" look like?
_________________________________

-Hey, zapheads!

-Whoo!
_________________________________

(BOTH GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Manny, get ready to run.
_________________________________

Come on, let's go!
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-(BOTH CONTINUE SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Everybody make it?
_________________________________

Shira, Manny, Crash,
Eddie, Ellie, Granny.

_________________________________

Aw, shoot! I'm out of fingers.
_________________________________

Buck. Where's Buck?
_________________________________

Do you hear that?
_________________________________

A baby!
_________________________________

There's a baby in there!
_________________________________

Buck, wait! It's too dangerous.
_________________________________

(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________

He's gone.
_________________________________

I can't believe it.
_________________________________

Don't know how we'll

go on without you, Buck.
_________________________________

All right, let's go.
_________________________________

(BUCK SCREAMING)
_________________________________

It's Buck!
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS) Huh?
_________________________________

I got you. Don't worry, I got you.
_________________________________

There you are. There.
_________________________________

-Say "hi," everyone.

-ALL: Huh?
_________________________________

Isn't she gorgeous?
_________________________________

How can he tell it's a she?
_________________________________

Oh.
_________________________________

Such a good little poochie-woochie.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Just to be clear,

that's a pumpkin, right?
_________________________________

She has a little jaundice,

but I think she'll be okay.
_________________________________

Yes, you will.
_________________________________

I think I'll call you... Bronwyn.
_________________________________

Um, little buddy? We need you

back on planet Earth.
_________________________________

While it's still here. Okay?
_________________________________

Right you are, mammal.
_________________________________

Who wants to save the world

from the fiery asteroid?
_________________________________

-(SNIFFING)

-You do!
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

_________________________________

(SNIFFING)

_________________________________

(HOWLING, BARKING)

_________________________________

The thrill of the hunt, eh, Dawson?

_________________________________

A-ha! (STUTTERING)

Quite!

_________________________________

Hoo-hoo! Our peg-legged quarry

can't be far now.

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

"Get the following.

_________________________________

"Tools." Check. I got tools.

"Gears." Double-check. I got gears.

_________________________________

"Girl." No, didn't get girl. "Uniforms."

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) I got plenty uniforms.

_________________________________

-(HOWLING)

-Oh, no. I gotta hide. I gotta hide.

_________________________________

I gotta hide!

_________________________________

(TOBY HOWLS)

_________________________________

Splendid job, Toby!

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

Now, Toby, sit.

_________________________________

-Toby, sit.

-Sit, Toby.

_________________________________

Good boy. If you'll excuse me.

_________________________________

You be good now.

_________________________________

We're going to find my father.

_________________________________

Here is our friend's entrance.

_________________________________

But, Basil, how could he fit

in through such a tiny...

_________________________________

Observe, doctor.

_________________________________

Basil, you astound me!

_________________________________

Shh.

_________________________________

Oh. I... I beg your pardon...

_________________________________

Oh, my.

_________________________________

Upon my word,

I've never seen so many toys.

_________________________________

Behind any of which could lurk

a bloodthirsty assassin.

_________________________________

So please, doctor, be very careful.

_________________________________

(CREAKING)

_________________________________

(MARCHING BAND MUSIC PLAYS)

_________________________________

(STAMMERING) Oh!

_________________________________

Please!

_________________________________

(WHISPERS) Quiet.

_________________________________

(WHISPERING) Don't let this girl

out of your sight.

_________________________________

(WHISPERING)

Now, Olivia, dear, stay close.

_________________________________

Hmm...

_________________________________

Checkmate.

_________________________________

A-ha!

_________________________________

Evidence of our peg-legged adversary.

_________________________________

Mmm-hmm. Oh, oh, oh, oh.

_________________________________

-Hmm. How very odd.

-What is it, Basil?

_________________________________

Isn't it painfully obvious, doctor?

_________________________________

These dolls have been

stripped of their uniforms.

_________________________________

And not by any child, either.

_________________________________

(GASPS) Hello.

_________________________________

Someone has taken the liberty

_________________________________

of removing the clockwork mechanisms

from these toys.

_________________________________

-Basil.

-Please, I'm trying to concentrate.

_________________________________

-But Basil, I...

-(SOFT MUSIC PLAYS)

_________________________________

(BARKS)

_________________________________

(VIOLIN PLAYING)

_________________________________

(GEARS CLICKING)

_________________________________

(JACK-IN-THE-BOX LAUGHS)

_________________________________

-(GEARS CLICKING)

-(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)

_________________________________

-(GROWLS)

-(OLIVIA SCREAMS)

_________________________________

-Olivia!

-Gotcha! (LAUGHS)

_________________________________

Quickly, doctor!

_________________________________

(HOLLERING) Look out!

_________________________________
(CREAKING)

_________________________________

-(GRUNTING, LAUGHS)

-(GEARS WHIRRING)

_________________________________

(MARCHING BAND MUSIC PLAYS)

_________________________________

(LAUGHING) Bye-bye. Bye-bye!

_________________________________

(GROWLING, BARKING)

_________________________________

(RINGING)

_________________________________

Stop, you fiend!

_________________________________

-(CACKLING)

-(OLIVIA GRUNTS)

_________________________________

(MUFFLED) Help! Uncle Basil, help!

_________________________________

I got the gears, I got the tools

I got the uniforms

_________________________________

I got the girl

_________________________________

(LAUGHS TO MELODY)

_________________________________

Basil! Basil!

_________________________________

DOLL: Mama, Mama.

_________________________________

-Mama.

-(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

-Basil! Olivia... Olivia, she's...

-DOLL: Mama.

_________________________________

-Yes! She's gone, Dawson!

-Mama.

_________________________________

-Confound it!

-DOLL: Mama.

_________________________________

-I told you to watch over the girl.

-DOLL: Mama.

_________________________________

(BASIL GRUNTS)

_________________________________

Now she's been spirited away

by that maniacal little monster.

_________________________________

Soon to be in the clutches of the most

depraved mind in all of London!

_________________________________

I should have known better than to...

_________________________________

Than to...

_________________________________

Eh... I... Uh... Dawson?

_________________________________

Dawson?

_________________________________

I say, Dawson, old chap?

_________________________________

Oh. Uh... Poor girl. (SNIFFLES)

I should have watched her more closely.

_________________________________

Don't worry, old fellow.

_________________________________

It's not entirely hopeless.

_________________________________

-We'll get her back.

-(SNIFFLES)

_________________________________

Do... Do you think there's a chance?

_________________________________

There's always a chance, doctor,

_________________________________

as long as one can think.

_________________________________

(SNIFFING) Mmm.

_________________________________

"Get the following.

_________________________________

-"Tools, gears..."

-BASIL: What?

_________________________________

-"...girl..."

-"Get the..."

_________________________________

Dawson, you've done it!

_________________________________

This list is precisely what we need.

_________________________________

-What?

-Quickly, back to Baker Street.

_________________________________

_________________________________

SKIPPER: Propwash Junction to Dusty.

_________________________________
Come in, Dusty.

Propwash Junction to Dusty.

_________________________________
Hey, Skipper.
_________________________________

Hey! How's it going?

_________________________________
This is tougher than I thought,
_________________________________

but it is so good to hear from you.
_________________________________

Well, we wanted to radio...

_________________________________
Skip, let me tell him.
_________________________________

Oh, all right, Chug.
_________________________________

-Tell me what?

-Okay.

_________________________________
That we... (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Oh, I can't!
_________________________________

You tell him, Sparky.
_________________________________

Uh, well.
_________________________________

So, okay, there's this fella

out in California.

_________________________________
CHUG: California!
_________________________________

The Skipper and I know him from back
_________________________________

when we were stationed in Coronado.
_________________________________

Near San Diego!
_________________________________

We all used to go down to Baja.
_________________________________

Near Coronado!
_________________________________

Oh, boy, there was this one time

we went to this bar,

_________________________________
and Skipper put a hula skirt

and coconuts on his...

_________________________________
-SKIPPER: Sparky!

-Right, okay. Sorry. Sorry.

_________________________________
The point is, he has one of your...
_________________________________

Gearboxes!
_________________________________

We got the gearbox!
_________________________________

You got the... You got the...

Are you kidding me?
_________________________________

Oh, wait. It gets better.
_________________________________

He's going to ship it out tonight.
_________________________________

We'll have it in a couple of days!
_________________________________

This is the best news.
_________________________________

This is just what

I needed to hear right now.
_________________________________

We'll let you know as soon as we get it.
_________________________________

Hey, Dusty! Listen to my new siren.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

DOTTIE: Yeah, I haven't actually
_________________________________

hooked up his siren yet.
_________________________________

PATCH: All aircraft, be advised...

_________________________________
Something's up. I gotta go, guys.
_________________________________

I repeat, Superintendent Spinner

_________________________________
has entered the base.

_________________________________
What's going on?
_________________________________

Park superintendent.
_________________________________

He waxes himself...daily.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

CAD: Honk, honk! Beep-beep!
_________________________________

Park superintendent coming.
_________________________________

I sign your paychecks.

Anybody gonna greet me?
_________________________________

Yes, you are!
_________________________________

I got some oil pans to change.
_________________________________

Blade, Blade, Blade.
_________________________________

What do you want, Cad?
_________________________________

That's a big hill. Listen.
_________________________________

Do you think I like driving all around
_________________________________

over here and up there,

over there just to complain?
_________________________________

Answer... No, I don't.
_________________________________

But, I heard from some campers

that one of your staff
_________________________________

just soaked them with that red fire

phosphorescent stuff that you use.
_________________________________

The deodorant.
_________________________________

DUSTY: Yeah, I'm sorry.

That was my fault.
_________________________________

The team needs to train.
_________________________________

There's gonna be some mud

spilled along the way.
_________________________________

Are you kidding me?
_________________________________

-No, that's the way it works.

-No, you are not!
_________________________________

Blade, you're hiding

a world famous racer
_________________________________

right here at Piston Peak!
_________________________________

Ripslinger!
_________________________________

Uh, it's "Crophopper."
_________________________________

Crophopper!
_________________________________

-Dusty.

-Yeah, right.
_________________________________

Me, Cad Spinner. You, one fast plane.
_________________________________

What are you doing up here?
_________________________________

-Well, I'm getting...

-Doesn't matter.
_________________________________

Tomorrow night. The lodge.
_________________________________

Grand reopening party. You're invited!
_________________________________

And I'm thinking,
_________________________________

high-speed flyover.

What are you thinking?
_________________________________

I'm thinking it'll be... It'll be dark.
_________________________________

Hey! There's gonna be a lot of VIPs.
_________________________________

"Very Important Planes."
_________________________________

How would you like to rub tires with the
_________________________________

Secretary of the Interior

of the United States
_________________________________

of America?
_________________________________

I smell photo op! Flash! Cha-ching.
_________________________________

I smell something else.
_________________________________

Blade, Blade, Blade.
_________________________________

Can I explain something? Yes, I can.
_________________________________

Look, spilling mud on people

makes for sad campers.
_________________________________

Big party at my lodge

makes for happy campers.
_________________________________

You understand?
_________________________________

You've packed too many

happy campers into the park
_________________________________

and way too many into that lodge.
_________________________________

Oh, we've got a structural fire engine

down there protecting it.
_________________________________

This isn't just about

protecting the lodge.
_________________________________

There's low humidity...
_________________________________

He got the Park Service

to shift 80 percent of our budget
_________________________________

to his lodge restoration project.
_________________________________

This base is held together

with baling wire and duct tape!
_________________________________

Maru had to rebuild

that old tower himself.
_________________________________

It's better than new!
_________________________________

CAD: Hear me, fellow forest friends,

dirty though you may be.
_________________________________

-This is an historic weekend.

-(CAR PHONE RINGING)
_________________________________

Cad, you got 30 seconds. Go.
_________________________________

Ah, I don't care how much it costs.
_________________________________

Yes, get the crystal glasses.
_________________________________

Yes, fluted! Were you built in a barn?

Come on!
_________________________________

The lodge is only gonna be

grand-reopened once.
_________________________________

I'm not gonna...
_________________________________

Could you hold on a second?
_________________________________

Then fire the old lady,
_________________________________

and get somebody who can get them!
_________________________________

You're not the only ones

who can put out a fire, right?
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Will I see you at the party? Yes, I will.

(CLICKING TONGUE)
_________________________________

Superstar!
_________________________________

Can you believe it? Dusty Cropslinger!
_________________________________

He's even more famous

than you, Blazin' Blade.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

-"Blazin' Blade?"

-Shh!
_________________________________

-What?

-Shh.
_________________________________

-What, me, shush?

-Shh!
_________________________________

-I just said "Blazin' Blade."

-Kilawu!
_________________________________

(WHISPERS) What?
_________________________________

Tonight. Main hangar.
_________________________________

Tell no one.
_________________________________

Especially Blade.

_________________________________

(RATTLING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Password.
_________________________________

Password? You didn't tell me...
_________________________________

Shh!
_________________________________

(WHISPERS)

You didn't tell me a password.
_________________________________

It's "Inferno."
_________________________________

Okay.
_________________________________

Oh. Inferno.
_________________________________

Glad you could make it.
_________________________________

You like "Inferno"?
_________________________________

It was either that, or "Maelstrom,"
_________________________________

but that was so Nordic.
_________________________________

Park it over here, Dust Storm.
_________________________________

Our first date, and I saved you a spot.
_________________________________

Yeah. They're real.
_________________________________

"Howard The Truck"?

You invited me here to watch...
_________________________________

Dude, dude, dude.

Judge not a video by its cover.
_________________________________

I'm Larry H. Parkinglot,

and I'll fight for you!

_________________________________
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

Hold on. Blade was a TV star?
_________________________________

139 episodes of law-breaking love.
_________________________________

Quiet!
_________________________________

Good move, partner.

_________________________________
Man, why you choppies

always spoiling my fun?

_________________________________
Hey, you think it's fun
_________________________________

running station wagons

off the road, you punk?
_________________________________

If I had a nickel

for every crook like you...

_________________________________
Hey, hey, hey!

_________________________________
He ain't worth it, Nick.

_________________________________
ANNOUNCER:

All units, we have a code 904-S.
_________________________________

Structural fire downtown at Studio 4x4.

_________________________________
L.A. Seven-Mary-Four,

this is Officer Nick Lopez.

_________________________________
We're on it!

_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Help!

_________________________________
Help!

_________________________________
Hoist!
_________________________________

Are you all right, miss?

_________________________________
Hey, baby.

_________________________________
Ooh, I am now.

_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________

As much as it pains me

to say this, you two jokers...

_________________________________
You did a good job.

_________________________________
Nice catch today, Blade.

_________________________________
Speaking of which, she's got a sister.

_________________________________
Hi.

_________________________________
Good move, partner.

_________________________________
Dudes, let's watch episode 38,

"Super Copter"!
_________________________________

"Super Copter"? This show stinks.
_________________________________

What are you talking about?

This show is the best.
_________________________________

I'm with Cabbie.
_________________________________

-Guys? Hey, guys?

-Quiet!
_________________________________

Thanks.
_________________________________

I just don't get something.
_________________________________

If Blade was such a big TV star,
_________________________________

what is he doing here?
_________________________________

-I don't know.

-We don't know!
_________________________________

It's a mysterious mystery.
_________________________________

It's like my fiancé.

He just vanished. Poof!
_________________________________

From my experience,

this kind of stuff is classified.
_________________________________

Black ops!
_________________________________

I heard he went cuckoo on the set.
_________________________________

You know, probably top secret.
_________________________________

CIA!
_________________________________

-I'm sure he could tell us.

-Yes!
_________________________________

-But he'd have to kill us.

-I don't want to die!
_________________________________

Whatever the reason is,
_________________________________

it's his business, and we're not asking.

_________________________________

_________________________________

When you hear a title like

Pines of Rome

_________________________________
you might think of tree-lined streets

and romantic ruins.
_________________________________

But when the Disney animators

heard this music,
_________________________________

they thought of something

completely different.
_________________________________

Here is the
Chicago Symphony Orchestra

_________________________________
conducted by maestro James Levine,

_________________________________
performing Ottorino Respighi's

Pines of Rome.
_________________________________
(MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
(MUSIC ENDS)

_________________________________

_________________________________

Mother, what we going to do today?

_________________________________

I'm going to take you to the meadow.

_________________________________

Meadow? What's the meadow?

_________________________________

It's a very wonderful place.

_________________________________

Then why haven't we

been there before?

_________________________________

You weren't big enough.

_________________________________

-Mother, you know what?

-What?

_________________________________

We're not the only deer in the forest.

_________________________________

-Where did you hear that?

-Thumper told me.

_________________________________

Well, he's right.

_________________________________

There are many deer in the forest

besides us.

_________________________________

Then why don't I ever see them?

_________________________________

-You will, sometime.

-On the meadow?

_________________________________

Perhaps.

_________________________________

Hush now.

_________________________________

We're almost there.

_________________________________

-(HAPPILY) The meadow.

-Wait.

_________________________________

Bambi, wait.

_________________________________

You must never rush out

on the meadow.

_________________________________

There might be danger.

_________________________________

Out there, we're unprotected.

_________________________________

The meadow is wide and open,

_________________________________

and there are no trees or bushes

to hide us.

_________________________________

So we have to be very careful.

_________________________________

Wait here.

_________________________________

I'll go out first.

And if the meadow is safe, I'll call you.

_________________________________

(WHISTLING)

_________________________________

Come on, Bambi. It's all right.

_________________________________

Come on.

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING)

_________________________________

RABBITS: Good morning, Prince Bambi.

_________________________________

MRS. HARE:

Good morning, young prince.

_________________________________

Hello. What ya eatin'?

_________________________________

-Clover.

-It's awfully good.

_________________________________

It's delicious.

_________________________________

Why don't you try some?

_________________________________

No, not that green stuff.

_________________________________

Just eat the blossoms.

_________________________________

That's the good stuff.

_________________________________

MRS. HARE: Thumper.

_________________________________

-Yes, Mama?

-What did your father tell you?

_________________________________

About what?

_________________________________

About eating the blossoms

and leaving the greens?

_________________________________

Oh, that one.

_________________________________

(CLEARING THROAT)

_________________________________

Eating greens is a special treat.

_________________________________

It makes long ears and great big feet.

_________________________________

But it sure is awful stuff to eat.

_________________________________

I made that last part up myself.

_________________________________

Watch out.

_________________________________

(SNIFFING)

_________________________________

(FALINE GIGGLING)

_________________________________

That's little Faline.

_________________________________

He's kind of bashful, isn't he, Mama?

_________________________________

ENA: Well, maybe he wouldn't be

if you'd say hello.

_________________________________

Hello, Bambi.

_________________________________

I said hello.

_________________________________

Well, aren't you going to answer her?

_________________________________

You're not afraid, are you?

_________________________________

Well, then, go ahead.

_________________________________

Go on, say hello.

_________________________________

Hello.

_________________________________

(GIGGLING)

_________________________________

(SPLASH)

_________________________________

(FALINE LAUGHING)

_________________________________

(ANGRILY) You.

_________________________________

He stopped and looked at me.

_________________________________

Yes, I know.

_________________________________

Why was everyone still

when he came on the meadow?

_________________________________

Everyone respects him.

_________________________________

For of all the deer in the forest,

not one has lived half so long.

_________________________________

He's very brave and very wise.

_________________________________

That's why he's known as

the Great Prince of the Forest.

_________________________________

(CROWS CAWING)

_________________________________

Faline.

_________________________________

Bambi.

_________________________________

Mother.

_________________________________

Bambi.

_________________________________

Mother.

_________________________________

(GUNS FIRING)

_________________________________

(CROWS CAWING)

_________________________________

Come on out, Bambi.

_________________________________

Come on.

_________________________________

It's safe now.

_________________________________

We don't have to hide any longer.

_________________________________

What happened, Mother?

Why did we all run?

_________________________________

Man was in the forest.

_________________________________

_________________________________

Lean to the left. Lean to the right.

_________________________________

Come on, Acorns!

Fight, fight, fight! Go, Acorns!

_________________________________

(GURGLING AND SCREAMING)

_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: There's excitement

in the air, ladies and gentlemen.

_________________________________

It's been two decades since

Oakey Oaks has beaten rivals

_________________________________

the Spud Valley Taters.

_________________________________

Down by only a single run,

and with a player in scoring position,

_________________________________

we finally have a chance again.

_________________________________

This excitement isn't about the

fun of baseball, it's not about the prize.

_________________________________

It's about the gloating

and rubbing their noses in it,

_________________________________

the "Nah-nah-na-na-na!

We beat you!" taunting, if you will,

_________________________________

-that comes with the winning.

-Yeah!

_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: That's right.

_________________________________

Oakey Oaks and the

Honorable Mayor Turkey Lurkey

_________________________________

will finally have bragging rights

again for one full year!

_________________________________

(CHUCKLING AND MUTTERING)

_________________________________

But this battle has taken

a heavy toll on our hometown heroes.

_________________________________

After nine grueling innings

and several players out with injuries,

_________________________________

the Acorns are scraping

the bottom of the roster.

_________________________________

Hopefully, there's just enough muscle

on the bench to pull out a win.

_________________________________

Up next... (SHUDDERING)

Chicken Little.

_________________________________

-(CROWD GROANING)

-(CRYING)

_________________________________
ANNOUNCER:
Clearly a long shot, folks.

_________________________________

Little hasn't been up to bat

once since joining the team.

_________________________________

-He's gonna lose the game for us!

-ANNOUNCER: Wait!

_________________________________

If he can just get a walk

and advance to first, that powerhouse,

_________________________________

Foxy Loxy can step up and save us all.

_________________________________

She's had a terrific game so far.

A shoo-in for the MVP trophy.

_________________________________

Okay, kid, listen up.

_________________________________

You have an itty-bitty,

teeny-tiny strike zone.

_________________________________

There's no way he can throw you out!

Take the walk. Don't swing.

_________________________________

-I have a good feeling...

-Look at me. Don't swing.

_________________________________

Take the walk. You hear me?

Just take the walk!

_________________________________

-But, coach, wait!

-COACH: Don't swing!

_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: Nervous, gangly,

barely able to hold the pine,

_________________________________

Little advances to the box.

He's going to bat from the right.

_________________________________

Make it the left. No, the right.

_________________________________

-The right.

-Easy out!

_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: Left field's

found something better to do,

_________________________________

center field's got a hunger pang

in his second stomach

_________________________________

-and right field's digging for grubs.

-Play ball!

_________________________________

CHEETAH: Why him?

_________________________________

Why now? (SOBBING)

_________________________________

I won't embarrass you, Dad. 

Not this time.

_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: Here's the wind-up,

the pitch! It's a high cutter.

_________________________________

-Ball!

-(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

-(GASPING)

-(GROANING)

_________________________________

Uh... Strike one!

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

I'm not going to sugarcoat it.

I've seen roadkill with faster reflexes.

_________________________________

The catcher lays down

the signals. Here's the pitch.

_________________________________

Curve ball low and outside, he swings!

_________________________________

Stee-rike two!

_________________________________

Ohh!

_________________________________

I said, don't swing!

_________________________________

CROWD: Don't swing!

_________________________________

-No!

-Batter up!

_________________________________

(CROWD YELLING)

_________________________________

That's two in the hole!

_________________________________

One more strike, it's a punch out, folks,

_________________________________

and we're all going home.

_________________________________

(WHISPERING) Today is a new day.

_________________________________

(IN SLOW-MOTION) Don't swing!

_________________________________

(ALL GASPING)

_________________________________

Well, take away my squeaky toy!

It's a hit!

_________________________________

-A hit?

-A hit?

_________________________________

CROWD: A hit?

_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: Wait! The batter

is unbelievably at home plate.

_________________________________

He's standing in a daze. Run, kid, run!

_________________________________

Go, son! Run! Run!

_________________________________

(CROWD YELLING)

_________________________________

Run!

_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: There he goes,

headed the wrong way.

_________________________________

-Wait, wait, wait!

-No, no! Not that way!

_________________________________

-Run the other way!

-Turn around!

_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: Wait! He's turned!

I've never said these words before,

_________________________________

but he's actually rounding home plate!

_________________________________

-Goosey steps on home...

-CHICKEN LITTLE: Today's a new day!

_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: We have a tie game!

They're scrambling in the alley.

_________________________________

Looks like Rodriguez has it.

Nope, it's the center fielder!

_________________________________

Mayhem in the outfield,

as Rodriguez is fired to second.

_________________________________

(BLUBBERING)

_________________________________

Catch is complete, but where's the ball?

_________________________________

Little touches the bag

and keeps going. A hunt for the rock.

_________________________________

The fielders are having a little trouble.

Commotion out there!

_________________________________

-It's stuck! It's stuck!

-Tip the cow!

_________________________________
ANNOUNCER:

It's the old tip-the-cow play.

_________________________________

The kid heads for the hot corner,

a stand-up triple!

_________________________________

-Yes!

-ANNOUNCER: Hold up! No!

_________________________________

Incredible! He's going

for the whole enchilada!

_________________________________

The entire ball of wax,

the kit and caboodle!

_________________________________

Go back! You're never gonna make it!

_________________________________

(MOOING)

_________________________________
ANNOUNCER:

He's trying to lighten his load!

_________________________________

The outfield behind,

Little's on all cylinders!

_________________________________

He slides for the dish!

_________________________________

It's going to be a photo finish at home!

_________________________________

(GASPING)

_________________________________

(COUGHING)

_________________________________

(BELLOWS)

_________________________________
UMPIRE: You're out!

_________________________________

(GASPING)

_________________________________

(BUBBLING)

_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: Oh, folks.

Folks, what a heartbreaker.

_________________________________
UMPIRE: Wait!

ANNOUNCER: Wait!

_________________________________

Wait a cotton-picking second.

Hold your horses, here,

_________________________________

and horses hold your breath.

This might not be over. He...

_________________________________

He's...

_________________________________

Safe! The runner is safe!

_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: It's all over, folks!

_________________________________

The Acorns have done the impossible!

_________________________________

For the first time in 20 years,

we won the pennant!

_________________________________

Mothers, kiss your babies!

You've witnessed a miracle!

_________________________________

Remember where you were at this

moment. The smells! The sounds!

_________________________________

There's a new winner in town

and his name is Chicken Little!

_________________________________

That was just a lucky hit!

_________________________________
ANNOUNCER:

Yes, Chicken Little, it's all yours!

_________________________________

The victory, the triumph, the glory!

_________________________________

And getting doused with a sticky drink

that soaks into your undies

_________________________________

and chafes for hours!

_________________________________

This is one memory you'll savor forever!

_________________________________

(GURGLING)

_________________________________
ABBY: Yeah!

_________________________________
ABBY: Yeah!
RUNT: Yeah!

_________________________________

Yes, yes, yes! We won! We won!

That's my boy out there!

_________________________________

That's my boy!

_________________________________

_________________________________

From that day forward,

our boy Hercules could do no wrong.

_________________________________

He was so hot, steam looked cool.

_________________________________

Oh, yeah

_________________________________

Bless my soul

Herc was on a roll

_________________________________

Person of the week

in every Greek opinion poll

_________________________________

-What a pro

-Herc could stop a show

_________________________________

Point him at a monster

and you're talkin' SRO

_________________________________

-He was a no one

-A zero, zero

_________________________________

-Now he's a honcho

-He's a hero

_________________________________

Here was a kid with his act down pat

_________________________________

Zero to hero in no time flat

_________________________________
-Zero to hero

-Just like that (SNAPS)

_________________________________

When he smiled the girls went wild

_________________________________

With oohs and aahs

_________________________________

And they slapped his face

on every vase

_________________________________

On every "vahse"

_________________________________

From appearance fees and royalties

_________________________________

Our Herc had cash to burn

_________________________________

Now nouveau riche and famous

_________________________________

He could tell you what's a Grecian urn

_________________________________

Say amen, there he goes again

_________________________________

-Sweet and undefeated

-And an awesome 10-for-10

_________________________________

Folks lined up just to watch him flex

_________________________________

And this perfect package

packed a pair of pretty pecs

_________________________________

Hercie, he comes

he sees, he conquers

_________________________________

Honey, the crowds were goin' bonkers

_________________________________

He showed the moxie

brains and spunk

_________________________________

Yeah

_________________________________

-From zero to hero

-A major hunk

_________________________________

-Zero to hero

-And who'd have thunk?

_________________________________

Who put the glad in gladiator?

_________________________________

Hercules

_________________________________

Who's darin' deeds are great theatre?

_________________________________

Hercules

_________________________________

-Isn't he bold?

-No one braver

_________________________________

-Is he sweet?

-Our favourite flavour

_________________________________

Hercules

_________________________________

My man.

_________________________________

-Hercules

-Hercules

_________________________________

Hercules

_________________________________

-Hercules

-Look at my Hercules

_________________________________

-Hercules, Hercules

-Yeah, yeah, yeah

_________________________________

Bless my soul, Herc was on a roll

_________________________________

-Undefeated

-Riding high

_________________________________

And the nicest guy.

_________________________________

Not conceited

_________________________________

-He was a nothing

-Zero, zero

_________________________________

-Now he's a honcho

-He's our hero

_________________________________

He hit the heights at breakneck speed

_________________________________

-From zero to hero

-(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

Herc is a hero

_________________________________

Now he's a hero

_________________________________

Yes, indeed

_________________________________
_________________________________
Agrabah
_________________________________

_________________________________
MAN: (SINGING) Follow me to a place
where incredible feats

_________________________________
Are routine every hour or so
_________________________________
Where enchantment runs rampant
Yes, wild in the streets
_________________________________
Open Sesame
Here we go!
_________________________________
Arabian nights
_________________________________
Like Arabian days
_________________________________
They tease and excite
Take off and take flight
_________________________________
They shock and amaze
_________________________________
Arabian nights
_________________________________
Like Arabian nights
_________________________________
More often than not are hotter than hot
_________________________________
In a lot of good ways
_________________________________
(HORSE WHINNIES)
_________________________________
Pack your shield, pack your sword
_________________________________
You won't ever get bored
_________________________________
Though get beaten or gored, you might
_________________________________
Come on down, stop on by
Hop a carpet and fly
_________________________________
To another Arabian night
_________________________________
Arabian night
_________________________________

_________________________________

And the Keyhole?

_________________________________

The Heartless are searching for it now.
_________________________________
I'm certain we'll find it soon enough.
_________________________________
So that just leaves...

_________________________________
(IAGO SQUAWKING)

_________________________________
Jafar! I've looked everywhere
for Jasmine.
_________________________________
She's disappeared like magic.

_________________________________

The girl is more trouble than she's worth.

_________________________________

You said you had things under control.

_________________________________

Agrabah is full of holes
for rats to hide in.
_________________________________
But why worry about Princess Jasmine?
_________________________________
With her or without her,
_________________________________
surely this world will be ours
when we find the Keyhole.

_________________________________

We need all ten princesses
of heart to open the final door.
_________________________________
Any fewer is useless.

_________________________________

Well, if the princess is that important,
we'll find her.
_________________________________
Find Jasmine and bring her
to me at once.

_________________________________

Don't steep yourself
in darkness too long.
_________________________________
The Heartless consume the careless.

_________________________________

(LAUGHS)

_________________________________

Your concern is touching,
but hardly necessary.
_________________________________

_________________________________
(SPUTTERS AND COUGHS)
_________________________________
Finally.
_________________________________
Ooh, ah, oh!
This is terrific.
_________________________________
I've got sand in places
I didn't even know I had.
_________________________________
JAFAR: Spare me your prattling,
Iago! Are we out yet?
_________________________________
"Are we out yet? Are we out yet?
Yes, we're out, no thanks to you!
_________________________________
If it weren't for me,
you'd be stuck down there forever.
_________________________________
JAFAR: Iago!
_________________________________
You will now release me so that
I may have my revenge.
_________________________________
Yeah, yeah, when I'm good and ready.
_________________________________
Do as I say, you worthless pipsqueak!
_________________________________
You know something?
_________________________________
-You're nothing without me.
-What?
_________________________________
Who comes up
with all the good ideas? Me!
_________________________________
Who does all the work? Me!
_________________________________
If it weren't for me,
you'd still be in a cage at the bazaar,
_________________________________
squawking, "Polly want a cracker."
_________________________________
(SINGING) That's it, I've had it
I hate to be dramatic
_________________________________
But it's time for me to fly the coop
_________________________________
Terrific! Fine!
_________________________________
I'm drawing the line
before I wind up in a parrot soup
_________________________________
I was a fool to let you run the show
_________________________________
I'm cutting you loose, pal
Look out below!
_________________________________
Arrivederci
C'est la vie
_________________________________
Hope all goes well
_________________________________
I'm looking out for me
_________________________________
Agrabah,
_________________________________
just a juicy golden goose
ready for plucking.
_________________________________
And I'm the one holding the tweezers.
_________________________________
I'll be running this town inside a week!
_________________________________
What's your problem, liver lips?
_________________________________
You don't think I can do it?
_________________________________
(SINGING) Okay, I'm little
Benn playing second fiddle
_________________________________
And I don't get no respect
_________________________________
I turn the other cheek
_________________________________
But this busted beak
is the only thanks that I get
_________________________________
I never found a friend that I can trust
_________________________________
They promise caviar
and leave me eating dust
_________________________________
That's some reward for loyalty
_________________________________
From here on in, I'm looking out for me
_________________________________
I don't need nobody else
_________________________________
I'll never fail, I'll cover my own tail
_________________________________
I can take care of myself
_________________________________
You know, it just don't pay
_________________________________
To give a hoot
_________________________________
I'm giving all my heart
What do I get? The boot
_________________________________
I'm through with that
_________________________________
I'm flapping free
_________________________________
From here on in
_________________________________
I'm looking out for me
_________________________________
Steal from us again
_________________________________
and your scrawny body will be dinner
for the jackals!
_________________________________
(GROANS)
No problem.
_________________________________
Ugh!
_________________________________
_________________________________
That stinking Aladdin!
_________________________________
First chance I get, I'll slice him in half.
_________________________________
That stinking Abis Mal.
_________________________________
First chance we get,
let's slice him in half.
_________________________________
Hey! Get over here and wash up!
_________________________________
It's bad enough to have to look at you
without having to smell you.
_________________________________
Come, we do it now.
_________________________________
No witnesses.
_________________________________
Ow!
_________________________________
What is this? So help me,
I'll sue whoever runs this well.
_________________________________
A lamp?
_________________________________
It might be worth a few shekels
once it's cleaned up.
_________________________________
It will be of little use to you, Abis Mal,
_________________________________
except to light your way
in the Valley of the Dead.
_________________________________
Ah!
_________________________________
It is bewitched!
_________________________________
(EVIL LAUGHTER ECHOES)
_________________________________
(WHINNIES)
_________________________________
I am free!
_________________________________
Free to exact vengeance upon he
who has imprisoned me.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
It is the curse of the lamp.
_________________________________
All the power in the universe and
I am bound by the rules of the genie.
_________________________________
Which means I can't kill
that upstart Aladdin.
_________________________________
Unless I have someone
arrange it for me.
_________________________________
Take me to Agrabah at once!
_________________________________
(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
(JABBERS AND WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
I suppose I am a bit too much
for his limited mind.
_________________________________
I trust you'll find me
a little less overwhelming now?
_________________________________
You're a genie?
_________________________________
You are astonishingly peceptive.
_________________________________
If you're a genie,
then don't I get wishes?
_________________________________
Yes, three wishes.
That is a minor formality.
_________________________________
But first, I must go to Agrabah.
_________________________________
You will take the lamp there for me.
_________________________________
Then, uh, you need me.
_________________________________
I'll take you to Agrabah,
but first, I want my wishes.
_________________________________
(YELPING)
_________________________________
Why, you...
_________________________________
You shall have your wishes.
_________________________________
I shall? I mean, of course I shall.
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
I want riches, treasure.
Let's see... I know...
_________________________________
I wish for the legendary
sunken treasure ship of Kordumair.
_________________________________
Your wish is my command.
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
Poor, sweet baby.
_________________________________
Aren't we enjoying our wish?
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
Perhaps you wish me to return you
to the desert?
_________________________________
Yes.
_________________________________
Very well.
_________________________________
That was two wishes.
Take your time with the third,
_________________________________
or you will wish
you had never been born.
_________________________________
On the other hand,
if you cooperate with me,
_________________________________
I will see that you are amply rewarded.
_________________________________
-Reward?
-First,
_________________________________
You will help me get revenge
on a certain street rat
_________________________________
by the name of Aladdin.
_________________________________
Aladdin? I want revenge on him, too!
_________________________________
He robbed me,
turned my men against me,
_________________________________
and he fought dirty!
_________________________________
My brilliant swordsmanship
availed me not.
_________________________________
I hate when I do that.
_________________________________
Let's not be too hasty,
my simple-minded friend.
_________________________________
It's not enough that
we simply destroy Aladdin.
_________________________________
After all,
_________________________________
there are things
so much worse than death.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING EVILLY)
_________________________________

_________________________________

Who's there? Hello?
_________________________________

I'm Jasmine.
My father is the sultan of Agrabah.

_________________________________

Uh... So that makes you a princess.

_________________________________

But he has been deposed by Jafar,
who now controls the city.

_________________________________

-Jafar?

-You haven't heard of him?
_________________________________
He's the royal vizier. He's gained evil
powers and seized Agrabah.
_________________________________
He's desperately looking for something,

something he calls the "Keyhole."
_________________________________
Jafar caught me trying to escape,
but he helped me.

_________________________________

Who helped you?

_________________________________

We were hiding nearby, but he left
a while ago to take care of something...
_________________________________
Oh, I hope Aladdin is all right.

_________________________________

JAFAR: Aladdin? Where might
I find this street rat?

_________________________________

Jasmine, allow me to find you more
suitable company, my dear princess.
_________________________________
These little rats won't do, you see.

_________________________________

Jasmine, run!

_________________________________

Ah, the boy who holds the key.
_________________________________
_________________________________

The carpet flew off toward the desert.
Let's follow it, Sora!
_________________________________

_________________________________
-This night has been quite rewarding.
-(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
We have never stolen so much.
We have gathered much loot tonight,
_________________________________
no thanks to our leader.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(VASE SMASHING)
_________________________________
Well, it only looked expensive.
_________________________________
Is this a haul or what,
_________________________________
my surly band of desert skunks?
_________________________________
(GROWLS)
_________________________________
How is it you get the jeweled flower,
Abis Mal?
_________________________________
Why, this is my bonus for
being your beloved leader.
_________________________________
This and that and that
are my beloved-leader bonus.
_________________________________
And what is our reward?
_________________________________
(ALL GROWL)
_________________________________
Here you go. Good work, boys.
Very successful raid.
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
-The chest!
-It moves!
_________________________________
-It cannot be.
-What is holding it up?
_________________________________
Ah! Ghosts!
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
-Hello.
-You stupid monkey.
_________________________________
ALADDIN: Put him down, Abis Mal!
_________________________________
(ALL GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Who are you?
_________________________________
My friends call me Al.
You can call me Aladdin.
_________________________________
(GROANING)
Hurt him!
_________________________________
(ALL CLAMORING)
_________________________________
ALL: What?
_________________________________
-THIEF 1: Where'd he go?
-There!
_________________________________
THIEF 2: He has our loot!
Don't let him get away!
_________________________________
-We must stop him!
-Stop him!
_________________________________
-(HORSE NEIGHING)
-Ah!
_________________________________
-Why, you...
-Hey.
_________________________________
(ALL EXCLAIM IN FEAR)
_________________________________
A flying carpet?
_________________________________
He's got a flying carpet!
_________________________________
Nice catch, Carpet.
_________________________________
Pardon me.
_________________________________
Yeah!
_________________________________
Ah!
_________________________________
Come back here.
_________________________________
(YELLS)
_________________________________
That's mine.
_________________________________
Next stop, Agrabah.
_________________________________
-Get that door!
-He's escaping!
_________________________________

_________________________________

-It wants us to come along?

-All aboard.
_________________________________

_________________________________
(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

Gawrsh, not again!

_________________________________

Genie, get rid of these guys!
_________________________________
(YELLING) Yeah!

_________________________________

Wish Number One, coming right up!
_________________________________

_________________________________

ALADDIN: I see. Thanks, Sora.

_________________________________

Aladdin, what're you doing out here?

_________________________________

Same old stuff.
Hunting legendary treasure.
_________________________________
Just paid a visit to the Cave of Wonders.
_________________________________
I found that magic carpet,
_________________________________
and this lamp.
_________________________________
Legend has it that whoever
holds the lamp summon the...

_________________________________

Please, kid,
leave the intros to a professional.
_________________________________

The one and only Genie of the lamp!
_________________________________
Rub-a-dub-dub the lamp
and have your dearest wishes granted.

_________________________________
Today's winner is Aladdin!
_________________________________
Congratulations!

_________________________________

Any wish?

_________________________________

GENIE: Patience, my fine,
feathered friend!
_________________________________
Any three wishes!
_________________________________
A one wish, a two wish, three wish.
Then I make like a banana and split!
_________________________________
Our lucky winner made his first wish...
_________________________________
and let me tell you,
what a today that wish was...
_________________________________
so he has two left.
_________________________________
So, master, what'll you have for
Wish Number Two?

_________________________________

Hmm, how about making me
a fabulously wealthy prince?

_________________________________

Oooh! Money! Royalty! Fame!
_________________________________
Why didn't I think of that?
_________________________________
Okay, you asked for it!
_________________________________
A hundred servants and a
hundred camels loaded with gold!
_________________________________

Just say the word and I'll deliver it in
30 minutes or less, or your meal's free.
_________________________________
Hey, I'll even throw in a cappuccino!
_________________________________
No, thanks.
_________________________________
Okay.

_________________________________

I think I'll put that on hold
until we reach Agrabah.

_________________________________

Uh, why a prince?

_________________________________

You see, there's this girl
in Agrabah named Jasmine.
_________________________________
But she's a princess,
_________________________________
and I'm... Aw, she could never
fall for a guy like me.

_________________________________

Oh. Princess?

_________________________________

Jasmine?
_________________________________

Oh, that's right!
She's in trouble, Aladdin!

_________________________________

What? Well, c'mon, let's get going!
_________________________________

_________________________________

(SINGING) I can show you the world

_________________________________

Take you wonder by wonder

_________________________________

Over, sideways and under

_________________________________

On a magic carpet ride

_________________________________

A whole new world

_________________________________

A new fantastic point of view

_________________________________

No one to tell us no

Or where to go

_________________________________

Or say we're only dreaming

_________________________________

Ah, fresh air! The great outdoors!

_________________________________

SORA: I guess you don't
get out much, huh?

_________________________________

Comes with the job. Phenomenal
cosmic powers. Itty-bitty living space.
_________________________________
It's always three wishes,
then back to my portable prison.
_________________________________
I'm lucky to see the light of
day every century or two...

_________________________________

ALADDIN: Say, Genie,
_________________________________
what if I use my last wish
to free you from the lamp?
_________________________________
What do you think?

_________________________________

GENIE: You'd do that?

_________________________________

ALADDIN: Genie, it's a promise.
After we help Jasmine.

_________________________________

-A whole new world

-JASMINE: A whole new world

_________________________________

-That's where we'll be

-That's where we'll be

_________________________________

-A thrilling chase

-A wondrous place

_________________________________
For you and me

_________________________________

_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________
(SQUEAKING ANGRILY)
_________________________________
-No. No!
-Abu!
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
We're not the ones
who need this money.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
A miracle.
_________________________________
Praise be!
_________________________________
Don't worry, Abu.
_________________________________
I'm not throwing everything.
_________________________________
Yes!
_________________________________
This is for Jasmine.
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
(GROWLS)
_________________________________
Uh-oh.
_________________________________
Easy, Rajah. You know me. Aladdin?
_________________________________
Okay, Rajah. Okay.
I'm glad to see you, too.
_________________________________
Phew!
_________________________________
How do I look?
_________________________________
JASMINE: I think you look fine.
_________________________________
-Jasmine!
-Where were you? I missed you.
_________________________________
I had to pick up a few things.
_________________________________
This is for you.
_________________________________
Oh, Aladdin, it's lovely.
_________________________________
Lovely.
_________________________________
It must've cost a fortune.
_________________________________
Oh, no, it was a steal.
_________________________________
Father wants you to
join us for dinner tonight.
_________________________________
He's going to make
a royal announcement.
_________________________________
-And he wants me there?
-It's about you.
_________________________________
-Am I in trouble?
-Let's just say
_________________________________
this is a dinner you don't want to miss.
_________________________________
Jasmine, what's going on?
_________________________________
I promised Father
I wouldn't spoil his surprise.
_________________________________
You've made quite an impression,
you know.
_________________________________
So, I'm not in trouble?
_________________________________
JASMINE: Of course not.
You defeated Jafar, saved Agrabah,
_________________________________
and rescued a princess.
_________________________________
Aladdin, you are a hero.
_________________________________
Yeah, I guess so.
That's me, ready for anything.
_________________________________
(SNARLING)
_________________________________
Abu!
_________________________________
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
_________________________________
(COUGHING)
_________________________________
JASMINE: Um...
_________________________________
You may want to change
before dinner, though.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

_________________________________
IAGO: Seems like only yesterday
Jafar was running Agrabah
_________________________________
and I was his right-hand bird.
_________________________________
But then he had to go
and mess things up.
_________________________________
Now I'm stuck on the outside looking in.
_________________________________
I've got to get back into the palace!
_________________________________
Back into power.
_________________________________
Well, my dear Abu,
_________________________________
shall we see what
the common folk are doing today?
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________
(ALADDIN CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
We have time for a stroll
before our audience with the sultan.
_________________________________
The street rat is
living in the palace now?
_________________________________
That does it! All reports are in.
Life is now officially unfair.
_________________________________
Wait. Wait a second here.
This is perfect.
_________________________________
That kid is my ticket back into power.
_________________________________
I'll just get Aladdin on my side
with a little sympathy act.
_________________________________
Then I'll be back in the palace again
quicker than you can say, "Easy street."
_________________________________
-Aladdin...
-Huh?
_________________________________
Finally got free of Jafar.
_________________________________
Iago, what are you doing here?
_________________________________
Where are you? Getting dark. Hold me.
_________________________________
Ah!
_________________________________
Hey, I meant gentle-like!
_________________________________
You're not fooling anyone.
_________________________________
No, wait, I'm serious.
_________________________________
I was under Jafar's power.
_________________________________
He mesmerized me with his snake staff,
just like the sultan.
_________________________________
You traitor, you!
_________________________________
-Ah!
-Uh!
_________________________________
You look familiar.
_________________________________
ALL: It's Aladdin.
_________________________________
Where? It is? I knew that.
Hurt him a lot.
_________________________________
Hurt him and his monkey
and his bird, too.
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
Treacherous parrot.
_________________________________
Look, I'm not with him. Ah!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Monkey, help! They're after me.
_________________________________
(YELLS)
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________
You won't dance out of this one.
_________________________________
That's it, now I'm mad.
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
Mess with this bird, huh?
_________________________________
Ah!
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
And I got more where that came from!
_________________________________
My eggs! Ruined!
Who will pay for them?
_________________________________
-Oh, go away.
-Guards! Guards!
_________________________________
-What is the trouble here?
-It is that thief,
_________________________________
Abis Mal.
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
After them!
_________________________________
Ha!
_________________________________
Jerks!
_________________________________
Thanks for your help. You saved me.
_________________________________
I did? Right!
Oh, yeah, of course I saved you.
_________________________________
It's my nature.
I'm always rescuing things.
_________________________________
Cats, babies, guys like you.
Always rescuing.
_________________________________
Hey, what's going on?
Is this any way to treat your rescuer?
_________________________________
You owe me, pal.
_________________________________
I saved your life.
_________________________________
Abu, wait!
_________________________________
He's right. I do owe him.
_________________________________
I'll see that the sultan gives him
a fair hearing.
_________________________________
What? The sultan?
_________________________________
Ow!
_________________________________
Don't worry, I'll talk to him.
Soften him up a little.
_________________________________
Are you kidding? He hates me.
_________________________________
-And what about the Princess?
-Hmm?
_________________________________
No problem.
_________________________________
I just have to make sure
that Jasmine doesn't see you
_________________________________
until I've gotten her prepared.
_________________________________
-Gotten me prepared for what?
-Ah!
_________________________________
Uh... I mean,
_________________________________
for the stain Abu got on
the brand-new vest you gave him.
_________________________________
I did not.
_________________________________
I don't see a stain.
_________________________________
Ah, well, no problem, then. Off to dinner.
Can't wait for that surprise.
_________________________________
Is something wrong?
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
Wrong? Oh, come on. No, no, no.
Everything's just fine.
_________________________________
You aren't hiding anything from me,
are you?
_________________________________
Any more secrets?
_________________________________
Secrets?
_________________________________
(COUGHS)
_________________________________
Of course not. Uh...
I almost lost you once that way.
_________________________________
-I'll never make that mistake again.
-(SQUAWKS)
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
Yee-haw!
_________________________________
He's big. He's blue. He's back!
_________________________________
-Genie!
-You came back!
_________________________________
Ow! Ooh! Watch the sunburn!
_________________________________
Ha! Kidding! Did you miss me?
Be honest.
_________________________________
Take care of these, my good mammal.
_________________________________
Careful, they're heavy. Hang on.
I got souvenirs for everybody.
_________________________________
Whoo, she dances.
_________________________________
You saw the whole world already?
_________________________________
(SINGING) It's a small world after all
_________________________________
But Agrabah has something that
no other place in the world has.
_________________________________
You guys!
_________________________________
(SINGING) I parachuted down
into the Taj Mahal
_________________________________
I rollerbladed all along
the great Great Wall
_________________________________
I even made the famous
Leaning Tower fall
_________________________________
But who was with me through it all?
Nobody!
_________________________________
The Moscow Circus hired me
to fly trapeze
_________________________________
On Mount Olympus
ran a race with Hercules
_________________________________
It's easy when you're chased by
killer bees
_________________________________
Who said, "Gesundheit,"
when I sneezed (SNEEZES)
_________________________________
So now I'm home
_________________________________
Home again with you
_________________________________
You chase the clouds away
_________________________________
Whenever I am blue
_________________________________
You're always blue.
_________________________________
And though the pyramids
I highly recommend
_________________________________
There is nothing in the world
quite like a friend
_________________________________
Slept like a babe in Bombay
on a bed of nails
_________________________________
Moroccans loved my daring
Dance of Seven Veils
_________________________________
Why, single-handedly
I even saved the whales
_________________________________
No one was there to hear my tales
_________________________________
(WEEPS)
_________________________________
In Acapulco, joined a mariachi band
_________________________________
I rode the raging rapids
down the Rio Grande
_________________________________
Flew in an air balloon
But when I tried to land
_________________________________
Nobody laughed or lent a hand
_________________________________
Without you
the Amazon is just a trickle
_________________________________
Without you
the Sahara's not so hot
_________________________________
Without you
Niagara Falls is just a leaky faucet
_________________________________
The QE2 is just some yacht
_________________________________
Now that I'm home
_________________________________
Home again, it's clear
_________________________________
All I ever wanted
_________________________________
Seems to be right here
_________________________________
I've traveled east and west
and now I'm back again
_________________________________
And there's nothing in the world
quite like a friend
_________________________________
There's nothing in the world
_________________________________
Nothing in the whole wide world
_________________________________
There is nothing in the world
quite like a friend
_________________________________
Nothing in the whole wide world!
_________________________________
So, Genie, how does it feel to be free?
_________________________________
Seriously? I love it!
_________________________________
(CRACKING)
_________________________________
Okay, maybe my powers aren't
what they used to be.
_________________________________
Let's say they're semi-phenomenal,
nearly cosmic.
_________________________________
But don't sell me short.
_________________________________
I may be free,
but I still have some magic in me.
_________________________________
I can still do this!
_________________________________
Hate to lose face in front of you guys.
Give me another chance.
_________________________________
Who's first? I can do this.
_________________________________
-Genie. Genie, we have to go to...
-Dinner. We're late!
_________________________________
Oh! You probably have
a romantic dinner for two planned.
_________________________________
You don't need a big blue lug
gumming up the works.
_________________________________
-But, Genie...
-Three's a crowd. You kids go on.
_________________________________
Genie, I would be honored
if you'd join us for dinner.
_________________________________
You would?
_________________________________
Come on, everyone,
_________________________________
get in here.
_________________________________
Home cooking, let's go!
_________________________________
Oh, boy! (SQUEAKS)
_________________________________
Not you, Abu.
You have a job to do, remember?
_________________________________
You have to guard Iago.
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
Giddy up, slowpoke.
What's keeping you?
_________________________________
Nothing. Well, something,
_________________________________
but I'll tell you later.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Okay, prepare yourselves
for a real culinary treat.
_________________________________
Hi-ya! Hi-ya!
_________________________________
Oh, my!
_________________________________
Whoopsie!
_________________________________
Most amusing.
_________________________________
Amusing? Right.
Excuse me while pull myself together.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Absolutely delightful.
_________________________________
Now to business.
_________________________________
Aladdin, you have proven to be
a man of strong moral character.
_________________________________
That is why I've decided to make you
_________________________________
my new royal vizier.
_________________________________
Me? Really?
_________________________________
Isn't it wonderful?
_________________________________
Wow! Royal vizier!
_________________________________
Aladdin would like to thank
the Academy for this great honor.
_________________________________
You want 'em, we got 'em,
_________________________________
royal vizier T-shirts.
_________________________________
(HORN SOUNDING)
_________________________________
All hail Aladdin, the royal vizier!
_________________________________
So, what's a royal vizier?
_________________________________
Well, he will be my most trusted advisor.
_________________________________
Well, that makes sense.
_________________________________
He's bound to be better than
that Jafar character.
_________________________________
Quite so.
_________________________________
-And Iago! Talk about a rat with wings.
-Uh, Genie?
_________________________________
Phew! That bird was mean.
_________________________________
Sultan want a cracker?
Sultan want a cracker?
_________________________________
Remember that?
_________________________________
I can still taste them, the traitor!
_________________________________
Yes, sir.
_________________________________
You don't see this guy hanging out
with any evil parrots.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) Uh...
_________________________________
It's funny you should mention Iago.
_________________________________
Oh, oh, monkey?
_________________________________
(HOOTING)
_________________________________
Come on, monkey.
Little birdie want to talk to monkey.
_________________________________
Have nice banana.
_________________________________
(HOOTING)
_________________________________
Birdie get monkey a pretty banana
if monkey open cage. Yum-yum.
_________________________________
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
_________________________________
Come on!
I've got a wife and three eggs!
_________________________________
(SOBS) Imagine them hatching,
never knowing their daddy.
_________________________________
Come on! Open the cage!
_________________________________
Open it, open it, open it!
_________________________________
Yeah, that's more like it. Ah!
_________________________________
(GROWLS)
_________________________________
Close the cage!
Close it, close it, close it!
_________________________________
(YELLS)
_________________________________
Aladdin, your monkey's
trying to kill me!
_________________________________
I saved your life!
_________________________________
It's payback time, Aladdin.
_________________________________
(YELLS)
_________________________________
Whoa! (YELLS)
_________________________________
Aladdin!
_________________________________
Rajah, you know better than to
tear around the palace like that.
_________________________________
Help! Hey!
_________________________________
So, Aladdin,
_________________________________
why did you bring up
that deceitful parrot?
_________________________________
Uh, Sultan, I have to tell you something
about Iago.
_________________________________
(SNEEZES)
_________________________________
(GULPS)
_________________________________
He's here.
_________________________________
-(GASPS) Iago! Guards!
-(ALADDIN PROTESTING)
_________________________________
-No, wait! You don't understand.
-Get that bird!
_________________________________
Yes, Your Highness.
_________________________________
It would be my pleasure.
_________________________________
No, Sultan, no!
_________________________________
-Move out of my way, boy.
-You don't understand. Just listen.
_________________________________
-I have a...
-Your Highness!
_________________________________
I trust he has a fitting explanation
for this scandal.
_________________________________
He had better.
_________________________________
Your Highness, I think Iago was... Uh...
_________________________________
Mesmerized.
_________________________________
Yeah, yeah. He was under Jafar's spell.
_________________________________
Remember the snake staff?
_________________________________
Iago was only... Uh...
_________________________________
Look, I just...
_________________________________
Iago's not all that bad.
_________________________________
At least, I don't think so, anyway.
_________________________________
Should have stuck with
the snake staff defense.
_________________________________
Not all bad?
_________________________________
He only served my greatest enemy,
that's all!
_________________________________
We can't allow that
traitorous bird to run free!
_________________________________
Then I'll watch him! Uh...
_________________________________
Your Highness, I meant,
with your permission,
_________________________________
I'd like to take full responsibility
for Iago.
_________________________________
You would?
_________________________________
Your priorities seem
questionable to me,
_________________________________
but so be it.
_________________________________
Aladdin, you will watch Iago
every moment.
_________________________________
And if the bird makes one wrong move,
_________________________________
you shall be the one I pluck, boy.
_________________________________
Uh, that could've gone worse.
_________________________________
Jasmine, I thought I was sunk.
_________________________________
Ooh, not good.
_________________________________
You were hiding Iago all along,
weren't you?
_________________________________
I think it just got worse.
_________________________________
Well, yes. But...
_________________________________
How could you?
More secret, more lies.
_________________________________
Aladdin, I thought you had changed.
_________________________________
Jasmine, wait!
Back in the marketplace, Iago, he...
_________________________________
He saved my life.
_________________________________
Some grand vizier I'm going to make.
Everybody's mad at me.
_________________________________
Hey, Jasmine's just a little steamed.
_________________________________
She'll cool down. Care for a cup?
_________________________________
This isn't cheering you up, is it?
_________________________________
Yuck!
_________________________________
I don't get it, Genie.
_________________________________
I try to do something good
and it blows up in my face.
_________________________________
(SIGHS) That's the problem with
doing the right thing.
_________________________________
Sometimes you do it by yourself.
_________________________________
That kid saved my life.
Nobody's ever looked out for me before.
_________________________________
Now it's... It's like I own him.
_________________________________
Nah!
_________________________________
Just let your conscience be your guide.
_________________________________
Conscience? Never had one. Never.
_________________________________
Phew! What are you trying to do,
give me a heart attack?
_________________________________
A-ha! You do have a heart.
_________________________________
An itty-bitty one, but it is there.
_________________________________
Can you quit with
the hocus-pocus already?
_________________________________
Look at him.
_________________________________
Would it kill you to
do something nice for him?
_________________________________
Possibly. I don't do nice.
_________________________________
Oh, come on. It'll be fun.
_________________________________
I don't do fun, either.
_________________________________
We have to get Al and the Princess
back together.
_________________________________
Look, I definitely don't do mushy stuff.
It's not me.
_________________________________
I know, but it's going to be tricky.
_________________________________
Tricky is good. Tricky I can do.
_________________________________

_________________________________

So, Jafar is after Jasmine
and this "Keyhole".

_________________________________

Keyhole, eh? I could swear I've
heard about that somewhere before...

_________________________________

Really? Where?

_________________________________

Now, where was it?
It's only been 200 years...

_________________________________

Well, anyway, we've got
to stop Jafar before it's too late.
_________________________________

_________________________________
(WEEPING)
_________________________________
IAGO: Come on, Princess,
_________________________________
don't waste your tears on him.
_________________________________
You! You get out of here!
_________________________________
Hey! Don't take it out on me!
_________________________________
He's the creep.
I never should've saved his life.
_________________________________
Saved his life?
_________________________________
Yeah, he owned me one.
That's why he stood up for me.
_________________________________
But he didn't have to lie to me.
_________________________________
You are so right.
_________________________________
(SINGING) Forget about that guy
_________________________________
Forget about the way
you fell into his eyes
_________________________________
Forget about his charms
_________________________________
Forget about the way
he held you in his arms
_________________________________
Walking on air's obnoxious
_________________________________
The thrills, the chills
will make you nauseous
_________________________________
And you'll never get enough
_________________________________
Just forget about love
_________________________________
She's buying it.
Now make with the magic.
_________________________________
Forget about romance
_________________________________
Forget about the way
your heart begins to dance
_________________________________
Jasmine.
_________________________________
Then you feel the blush
_________________________________
When he's spouting out
some sentimental mush
_________________________________
Love really is revolting
_________________________________
It's even worse than
when you're molting
_________________________________
Enough of this fluff
_________________________________
Just forget about love
_________________________________
I had almost forgotten the way it felt
_________________________________
When he held out his hand for mine
_________________________________
My heart all aflutter
_________________________________
Oh, how I shudder
_________________________________
The first time we kissed
_________________________________
It won't be missed
_________________________________
Forget about his touch
_________________________________
-I can't forget about his touch
-In the scheme of things
_________________________________
It doesn't matter much
_________________________________
-It matters so much
-You're better on your own
_________________________________
A meal becomes a banquet
when you eat alone
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________
-Love's filled with compromises
-Love's filled with compromises
_________________________________
And don't you hate those
big surprises?
_________________________________
A cozy rendezvous
_________________________________
Oh, please!
_________________________________
-Candlelight for two
-Oh, jeez!
_________________________________
Look you're calling my bluff
_________________________________
-I can't forget about love
-Just forget about love
_________________________________
Uh, Jasmine.
_________________________________
I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have kept Iago a secret.
_________________________________
-Aladdin, you don't have to... Shh.
-Please, I've got to say...
_________________________________
(SINGING) I can't forget about my heart
_________________________________
I can't forget about my heart
_________________________________
And how it felt to fall for you
right from the start
_________________________________
I'm still falling
_________________________________
Whatever we may do
_________________________________
-Whatever we may do
-You are here for me
_________________________________
-And I'll be there for you
-I'll be there
_________________________________
-To wish, to want, to wander
-To wish, to want, to wander
_________________________________
To find the sun
through rain and thunder
_________________________________
A cozy rendezvous
_________________________________
Yes, please
_________________________________
Candlelight for two
_________________________________
IAGO: Oh, jeez!
_________________________________
Enough is enough
_________________________________
-We can't forget about love
-We can't forget about love
_________________________________
(THUDS)
_________________________________
We did it.We're in.
_________________________________
It's about time. It was getting hot.
_________________________________
How very like Iago.
_________________________________
He's lost no time endearing himself
to those in power,
_________________________________
which fits in perfectly with my plan.
_________________________________
I'm sorry, Jasmine.
_________________________________
Shh.
_________________________________
(GENIE SIGHS)
_________________________________
Love. Don't mind us.
_________________________________
Yeah, well, this is
kind of a special moment.
_________________________________
Right. Got it. Say no more.
Enough said. Roger, over and out.
_________________________________
Rolling.
_________________________________
Today's special moments
are tomorrow's memories.
_________________________________
Looking great, Jas. More emotion, Al.
Tilt your chin a bit.
_________________________________
What does he have to do to
make it clear to you lunkheads?
_________________________________
The show's over!
They want to be alone!
_________________________________
Break it up!
_________________________________
Are you sure about him?
_________________________________
Move it, primate! Shoo! Got on!
_________________________________
That takes care of the peanut gallery.
_________________________________
If you need me,
I'll be lazing about in the lap of luxury.
_________________________________
I'm sure about this.
_________________________________
Oh, yeah. Being one of the good guys
has its advantages.
_________________________________
Ah.
_________________________________
Advisor to Aladdin,
the new grand vizier.
_________________________________
And when Aladdin becomes sultan,
that will make me the grand vizier.
_________________________________
Only I'm not going to blow it
like that idiot Jafar.
_________________________________
I'll never have to stand
in his shadow again.
_________________________________
Jafar!
_________________________________
Buddy?
_________________________________
A funny thing happened.
_________________________________
You see, this guy took the lamp.
You probably thought it was me
_________________________________
because it sounded a lot like me.
_________________________________
But a lot of people sound like me.
Anyway, he took the lamp and... Oh!
_________________________________
Calm yourself, Iago.
_________________________________
I haven't come for revenge against you.
_________________________________
So, that's good to hear.
_________________________________
I got it! I could wish for
_________________________________
the famed treasure chest
of King Malakhan!
_________________________________
Oh, I am dreadfully sorry.
_________________________________
I thought that was your wish.
Are you quite all right?
_________________________________
-No, I am not quite...
-Wonderful. Good to see all's well.
_________________________________
Abis Mal here is my new friend.
_________________________________
And I couldn't help noticing that
you've made some new friends, too.
_________________________________
Like Aladdin.
_________________________________
Friend? "Friend" is such a strong word.
He's more like an acquaintance.
_________________________________
I'm arranging a little surprise
for Aladdin,
_________________________________
and your job is to lead him to the party.
_________________________________
You know,
I don't think I'm the guy for this job.
_________________________________
You know, you should talk to...
Uh...
_________________________________
The monkey. Yeah!
The monkey's really got Aladdin's ear.
_________________________________
No, Iago.
_________________________________
You!
_________________________________

_________________________________

Settings your sights
a little high, aren't you, boy?
_________________________________
Back to your hole, street rat.
_________________________________
I will not allow you
to trouble the princess any more.

_________________________________

Jasmine!

_________________________________

I'm so sorry, Aladdin.

_________________________________

Genie, help Jasmine. Please!

_________________________________

One wish left! You're making
this really easy, you know.

_________________________________

So sorry, boy. I'm afraid your
second wish has been denied.

_________________________________

-I'm sorry, Al.
-(JASMINE SCREAMS)
_________________________________
JASMINE: Aladdin!

_________________________________

And now, I bid you all farewell. Attack!
_________________________________

_________________________________

Jasmine!

_________________________________

(JAFAR LAUGHS EVILLY)

_________________________________

To the desert! Come on, let's move!
_________________________________
_________________________________
You know, Aladdin... Al...
Here's an idea.
_________________________________
I was just thinking...
_________________________________
GENIE: Aiming, focus, focus.
_________________________________
Focus, focus.
_________________________________
Focus, focus.
_________________________________
Aiming and
_________________________________
shoot.
_________________________________
(YELLS)
_________________________________
Oh, sorry, little feathered friend.
I'll get that out.
_________________________________
Friend? Ha!
_________________________________
Oh, it's stuck good.
_________________________________
Cue-ball-ectomy.
_________________________________
Nurse!
_________________________________
Abu, Iago here is our friend now.
We can trust him.
_________________________________
Now let's get that ball out of his beak.
What do you say?
_________________________________
Well, okay.
_________________________________
Brilliant, Nurse Heimlich.
_________________________________
Thanks, Bobo.
_________________________________
-It's Abu.
-Whatever.
_________________________________
That's the spirit.
_________________________________
We're all one big family now.
_________________________________
Yeah. Sure. Family.
_________________________________
Oh, brother.
_________________________________
Yeah, well, I've got to find Al.
_________________________________
Your shot.
_________________________________
Pool's a man's game,
_________________________________
so being a rug, you'll be at a...
_________________________________
Ah, pool's a dumb game, anyway.
_________________________________
ALADDIN: I can't explain it, Jasmine.
_________________________________
I think we can trust Iago.
_________________________________
Well,
_________________________________
then I guess I can give him a chance.
_________________________________
(DOOR SQUEAKS)
_________________________________
-Iago?
-Uh...
_________________________________
I was just thinking,
_________________________________
Maybe it's time you patched things up
with the sultan.
_________________________________
He might enjoy a nice,
scenic carpet ride?
_________________________________
Hmm, that's a good idea.
_________________________________
And I'll bring Genie.
He was a big hit with the sultan.
_________________________________
No! No! No! I mean,
_________________________________
Genie's... He's too flashy, he's too loud.
You'd never get a word in.
_________________________________
Good point, Iago.
_________________________________
You need some quiet time with Father.
Let him get to know you.
_________________________________
Yeah. And I...
_________________________________
-I can take you to the perfect spot.
-Great.
_________________________________
Come on, let's get Father.
Just a minute.
_________________________________
Iago, this isn't easy for me to say,
_________________________________
but I was wrong about you.
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
-Wait a second!
-Yes, Iago?
_________________________________
Uh...
_________________________________
I'll be along in a minute.
_________________________________
Excellent.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Give them a chance, Father.
-Oh, I'll try, dearest.
_________________________________
After you, Your Highness.
_________________________________
Oh! (GIGGLES)
_________________________________
-All right, Carpet, let's go.
-Whoopie!
_________________________________
Have a good time.
_________________________________
Hey, clear the way!
Make room for the picnic boys.
_________________________________
They already left, Genie.
_________________________________
-(GASPS) Without us?
-Without us?
_________________________________
-No problem. I'll catch up in a flash.
-Wait!
_________________________________
Without me, too.
_________________________________
Aladdin needs
some time alone with Father
_________________________________
to patch things up.
_________________________________
You know what this means,
monkey boy?
_________________________________
More food for us!
_________________________________
All right!
_________________________________
I'm sorry. Did you want some?
_________________________________
I'm not hungry just now.
_________________________________
You two go ahead.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SULTAN LAUGHS)
_________________________________
Come on, my boy,
show me what this thing can really do.
_________________________________
(ALL YELL)
_________________________________
That's the spot. On top of the waterfall.
_________________________________
I'm losing my feathers here!
_________________________________
You're lucky
you haven't lost more than that.
_________________________________
Whoa! (LAUGHS)
_________________________________
Oh, what fun.
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
Iago, I have to hand it to you.
_________________________________
This is a nice place.
_________________________________

_________________________________
It doesn't get any better than this,
eh, shaggy?
_________________________________
How about a nice drumstick?
_________________________________
This could use
some secret herbs and spices.
_________________________________
Spiders!
_________________________________
Things could get ugly.
_________________________________
Jafar!
_________________________________
Sorry to spoil your picnic, boys.
_________________________________
But I can't have any genies
mucking about,
_________________________________
ruining my plans.
_________________________________
Don't worry, Abu. He's a genie,
and genies can't kill anyone.
_________________________________
But you'd be surprised
what you can live through.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
You always were good for a laugh.
_________________________________
Oh, yeah?
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
Who's laughing now?
_________________________________
(LAUGHING THUNDEROUSLY)
_________________________________
Why, I believe it's me.
_________________________________
(SINGING) I must admit
your parlor tricks are amusing
_________________________________
I bet you've got
a bunny under your hat
_________________________________
Now here's your chance
to get the best of me
_________________________________
Hope your hand is hot
_________________________________
Come on, clown
Let's see what you've got
_________________________________
You can try to slam me
with your hardest stuff
_________________________________
But your double whammy
isn't up to snuff
_________________________________
I'll set the record straight
You're simply out-of-date
_________________________________
You're only second-rate
_________________________________
You believe your cat's a meany
but your tiger's tame
_________________________________
You've got a lot to learn
about the genie game
_________________________________
So, for your education, I reiterate
_________________________________
You're only second-rate
_________________________________
Men cower at the power in my pinky
_________________________________
My thumb is number one on every list
_________________________________
But if you're not convinced
that I'm invincible
_________________________________
Put me to the test
_________________________________
I'd love to lay this rivalry to rest
_________________________________
Go ahead and zap me
with the big surprise
_________________________________
Slap me in a trap
Cut me down to size
_________________________________
I'll make a great escape
_________________________________
It's just a piece of cake
_________________________________
You're only second-rate
_________________________________
You know, your hocus-pocus
isn't tough enough
_________________________________
And your mumbo jumbo
doesn't measure up
_________________________________
Let me pontificate
_________________________________
Upon your sorry state
_________________________________
You're only second-rate
_________________________________
Zabacabadabra
_________________________________
Granny's gonna grab ya
_________________________________
Alakazomnibus
_________________________________
This thing's bigger than the both of us
_________________________________
So spare me your tremendous scare
_________________________________
You look horrendous
in your underwear
_________________________________
And I can hardly wait
to discombobulate
_________________________________
I'll send you back and packing
in a shipping crate
_________________________________
You'll make a better living
with a spinning plate
_________________________________
You're only second-rate
_________________________________
Hello? Hello?
_________________________________
That was invigorating.
_________________________________
Come, Abis Mal,
we have other lives to ruin.
_________________________________
Sultan, look, I'm sorry
for not telling you about Iago.
_________________________________
(HUFFS)
_________________________________
I guess I saw some good in him.
_________________________________
Just like you saw some good
in a street rat.
_________________________________
The good I saw in a...
Well, yes, I suppose.
_________________________________
Well said, my boy.
_________________________________
Oh, you'll be a fine vizier.
_________________________________
-This was a great idea, Iago. Thanks.
-Oh, don't thank me. Really.
_________________________________
(NEIGHING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
ALADDIN: Sultan!
_________________________________
Abis Mal!
_________________________________
(COUGHING)
_________________________________
You traitor!
_________________________________
"Traitor" is such a strong word.
_________________________________
SULTAN: Aladdin!
_________________________________
Help!
_________________________________
I'll settle with you later.
Come on, Carpet.
_________________________________
Look, they're trapped on the cliff.
_________________________________
When they stop, we'll... What?
_________________________________
Abis Mal knows magic?
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
What? Get them! Get the sultan!
_________________________________
Hang on, Sultan.
This is where we lose them.
_________________________________
(SULTAN YELLS)
_________________________________
Sultan! We have to go back, Carpet.
_________________________________
(SPUTTERING)
_________________________________
(ABIS MAL LAUGHING)
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Yes!
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Wha?
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What are you doing?
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Are you nuts? You saved him!
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He was this close to being
a greasy little smear on the rocks.
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Look, you little...
I mean, my dear Abis Mal.
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If you remember the plan,
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it is not yet time
for the boy to meet his end.
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Um... I knew that.
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Soon our revenge will be complete,
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and you shall have your third wish.
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Oh, boy, the little wishy.
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And you, Iago,
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you have done well.
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Please, don't mention it.
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My first wish, Genie!
Show me the Keyhole!
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(LAUGHS EVILLY)
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(COUGHS)
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Sultan! Iago.
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SULTAN: Jafar, you fiend!
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I should've known
that this was your treachery.
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But I couldn't have done it without Iago.
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Ugh!
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I played a minor role, really.
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Jafar! This rug won't cooperate!
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When Aladdin returns...
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I think we have ample time
to prepare for his arrival.
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Hey, that was a nice hat.
I could've worn that hat.
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We need this for our plan.
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Couldn't we use another hat
for the plan?
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Oh, no. The sultan's turban
and this dagger
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are exactly what we need
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to seal Aladdin's doom.
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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-Razoul, the sultan's been...
-Seize him!
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You are under arrest
for the murder of the sultan.
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What? No!
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And then you went over
the waterfall, eh?
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Pah!
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How did you survive?
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I don't know.
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How very convenient.
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It's the truth!
Why won't you believe me?
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JASMINE: Because
we know you're lying.
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I found this in your room.
My father's turban, slashed.
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-You can't think...
-I thought you loved me,
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but now I see that all you wanted to do
was rule Agrabah.
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-I never wanted...
-He shall die at dawn
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for the murder of my father.
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Jasmine, please!
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You're in my hands now, street rat!
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(LAUGHING)
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Oh, you should've seen
the look on Aladdin's face
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when Princess Jasmine
sentenced him to death.
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-No!
-Oh, yes!
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And then I get my wish.
_________________________________
Yes, and then you get your wish.
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Iago I swear
one day you will pay for this.
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I really think you're making
too big a deal out of this.
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Hmm, such spirit.
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Perhaps after a few days in chains,
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you'll be more kindly disposed
toward me.
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Especially if you want
your father to remain healthy.
_________________________________
Ah, Iago!
_________________________________
You betrayed me
and allied yourself with my enemies.
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And you turned on them
as soon as it was in your best interests.
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That's what I love about you.
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You're so perfectly predictable.
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A villain through and through.
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Thank you, thank you.
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Phew!
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(COCK CROWS)
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(INHALES)
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Dawn!
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I'll tell your boyfriend
goodbye for you, Princess.
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Oh...
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When I get hold of you, Jafar...
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(CHATTERING)
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I'm so worried.
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Phew!
_________________________________
How could you double-cross Aladdin
after he's done for you?
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(SQUEALING)
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Hey! Do I insult your mother?
_________________________________
What are you doing now?
_________________________________
Oh, what does it look like I'm doing?
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I'm trying to free the chump genie
so he can save your chump boyfriend.
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(METAL CLANGING)
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Oh... Oh...
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You have to lift it higher.
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(GASPING FOR BREATH)
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Sure, no problem.
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-Wait.
-Jasmine!
_________________________________
I knew you wouldn't
go through with this.
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I just wanted to say goodbye,
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street rat!
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Jafar! It's...
(MUFFLED)
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(GRUNTING)
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-Thanks for saving me.
-Oh, come on, Al, you know I had to.
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That no-head look is just not you.
For my next trick,
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bibbidi-bobbidi-boo!
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Ho-ho! And everybody's safe and sound.
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Aladdin!
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Aladdin!
_________________________________
Good to see you, too, Abu.
_________________________________
There's somebody else
who wants to talk to you.
_________________________________
Hello.
_________________________________
You set me up!
_________________________________
How could you show your face?
You're nothing but a...
_________________________________
Aladdin, Iago rescued us.
_________________________________
He didn't have to, but he did.
_________________________________
Rescued? Him?
_________________________________
Please not, "Did not have to, but did."
_________________________________
Now we should be fleeing for our lives,
if you don't mind.
_________________________________
No, we have to stop Jafar.
_________________________________
But how? He's so powerful.
_________________________________
His lamp.
_________________________________
You destroy Jafar's lamp,
you destroy Jafar.
_________________________________
Then that's what we'll do.
_________________________________
Reality check.
Jafar is large and in charge!
_________________________________
My, yes. There's no telling
what Jafar will do in Agrabah.
_________________________________
We have a responsibility.
_________________________________
Maybe you do, but I don't.
_________________________________
I'm only responsible for me,
myself and nobody.
_________________________________
I understand, Iago.
You've done enough.
_________________________________
And thanks.
_________________________________
Hey! I did my good deed.
I don't owe you a thing.
_________________________________
You hear me?
_________________________________
Not a thing.
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(LAUGHING EVILLY)
_________________________________
Now that my revenge is complete,
there is one little matter left to resolve.
_________________________________
Yes, the wish!
_________________________________
Indeed.
_________________________________
You will not wish me
free of this wretched lamp!
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
My wish! You got what you wanted.
Now it's my turn.
_________________________________
But you don't need
to waste your third wish.
_________________________________
You want the sunken treasure
of Kordumair?
_________________________________
It's yours.
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(LAUGHS)
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ABIS MAL: Yes, yes, yes!
Yes, I love it! I love it!
_________________________________
Silver! Rocks!
Rocks of all colors and sizes.
_________________________________
So this mean I could have more stuff?
_________________________________
Ooh! I always wanted one of those.
_________________________________
Nice. More. More!
_________________________________
Oh, dear.
_________________________________
Now, if that's obscenely
excessive enough,
_________________________________
perhaps you'd care
to grant my freedom.
_________________________________
What? Oh, yeah. Right.
I wish you were free. Sure thing. Yeah.
_________________________________
I wish for Jafar to be...
_________________________________
Wait.
_________________________________
How do I know that these things
won't disappear once I set you free?
_________________________________
The more pressing question is,
_________________________________
how will you stay alive if you don't?
_________________________________
But you said genies can't kill.
You said that.
_________________________________
You'd be surprised
what you can live through.
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________

_________________________________

That boy again?

_________________________________

He's more persistent than I expected.
_________________________________
Why not explain the situation
to that boy Riku?
_________________________________
Doing so may actually prove
useful to our...

_________________________________

Wait a second. Are you Maleficent?

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Jafar, let Jasmine go!

_________________________________

Not a chance.
_________________________________
You see, she's a princess, one of ten
_________________________________
who somehow hold the key
to opening the door.

_________________________________

-Open...

-...the door?

_________________________________

But you fools won't live
to see what lies beyond it.
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Genie! My second wish.
_________________________________
Crush them!

_________________________________

Genie, no!

_________________________________

Sorry, Al.
_________________________________
The one with the lamp calls the shots.
I don't have a choice.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
-Hey!
-I'll take that.
_________________________________
My lamp. Give me that...
_________________________________
The street rat, still alive?
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
Ah!
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-(ELECTRICAL CRACKLING)
-(JAFAR MOANING)
_________________________________
_________________________________

JAFAR: Genie! My final wish!
_________________________________
I want you to make me
an all-powerful genie!
_________________________________
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(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Thanks, Genie.
_________________________________
Where's the lamp?
_________________________________
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(LAUGHING EVILLY)
_________________________________
ALADDIN: The lamp!
Get Jafar's lamp!
_________________________________
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(LAUGHING EVILLY)
_________________________________
The lamp!
_________________________________
Not so fast.
_________________________________
Give it up, Jafar.
_________________________________
We're obviously
too much for you to handle.
_________________________________
You! You're a fool to challenge me.
_________________________________
I am all-powerful.
_________________________________
Some all-powerful.
_________________________________
You can't even get rid
of a lowly street rat.
_________________________________
A problem I mean to rectify right now.
_________________________________
JASMINE: Aladdin!
_________________________________
(YELLS)
_________________________________
-What?
-Gotcha.
_________________________________
Go, Al!
_________________________________
Genie!
_________________________________
Faster, Carpet.
_________________________________
Carpet, no!
_________________________________
Aladdin!
_________________________________
-Whoa!
-(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Genie, wake up.
_________________________________
(ALADDIN YELLS)
_________________________________
(LAUGHING EVILLY)
_________________________________
Give it up, boy!
_________________________________
You shall never have my lamp.
_________________________________
And there is no one
to save you this time.
_________________________________
Hey, Jafar! Shut up!
_________________________________
Iago?
_________________________________
Traitor!
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
(JAFAR LAUGHS)
_________________________________
Good help is so hard to find these days.
_________________________________
Isn't it, Aladdin?
_________________________________

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Okay, Jafar! Back to your lamp!

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(GASPS)
_________________________________
My lamp!
_________________________________
(YELLS)
_________________________________
Iago!
_________________________________
(ROARS)
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(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)

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(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
_________________________________
(JASMINE GASPS)
_________________________________
_________________________________

Jasmine?
_________________________________
Jasmine!
_________________________________
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

_________________________________
(RUMBLING)
_________________________________

Whoa, we'd better get out of here!

_________________________________

Jasmine!
_________________________________

_________________________________

All right!

_________________________________
Iago.
_________________________________
No.
_________________________________
But I thought
a genie couldn't kill anyone.
_________________________________
(COUGHS)
_________________________________
You'd be surprised
what you can live through.
_________________________________
All right!
_________________________________
Oh, Iago!
_________________________________
He's alive!
_________________________________

_________________________________

So, Jasmine's no longer in Agrabah.
_________________________________
Sora, let's go find her.

_________________________________

Sorry. I can't take you with me.

_________________________________

(STAMMERS) Why not?

_________________________________

I sure wish we could...
_________________________________

But we can't.
If we take him to another world,
_________________________________
we would be...

_________________________________

-Muh... Mudd--

-Meddling!

_________________________________

Aladdin, we'll find Jasmine. I promise.

_________________________________

Uh, earth to Al. Hello?
You still have one wish left.
_________________________________
Look, just say the word.
Ask me to find Jasmine for you.

_________________________________

I... I wish
_________________________________
for your freedom, Genie.
_________________________________
Al!
_________________________________
(YELLING)

_________________________________

A deal's a deal, Genie.
_________________________________
Now, you can go anywhere you want.

You're your own master.
_________________________________
But if you can, it'd be great
_________________________________
if you could go along with them
and help Sora find Jasmine.

_________________________________

Hmm. Sorry, Al. I'm done taking
orders from others.
_________________________________
But...
_________________________________
A favor, now that's entirely different.
_________________________________
I guess I could give that a try.
_________________________________

After all, we're pals, right, Al?

_________________________________

Genie...

_________________________________

Just leave it to me!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)

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IAGO:
And so the bird lived happily ever after,
_________________________________
wallowing in luxury
as Aladdin's palace pal.
_________________________________
Now, my dear boy.
Or should I say my new vizier?
_________________________________
Oh, say it!
_________________________________
Sultan, I'm very honored, but...
_________________________________
But? What "but"?
"But" is such a strong word.
_________________________________
Why, I ought to...
_________________________________
I can't be your vizier.
_________________________________
What?
Sultan, the boy's talking crazy talk.
_________________________________
Don't listen!
_________________________________
-What more do you want?
-The world.
_________________________________
Look, personally, I'm with you, kid,
but let's take it one step at a time.
_________________________________
ALADDIN: I mean...
_________________________________
I wanna see the world.
_________________________________
I can't just stay in the palace.
_________________________________
There's too much to do,
too much to see.
_________________________________
Hey, what about your girlfriend?
_________________________________
Do you think that this lovely princess
is just gonna wait around here?
_________________________________
I most certainly will not.
_________________________________
There, you see?
_________________________________
I'm going to see the world, too.
_________________________________
Okay, that's it.
The madness is spreading.
_________________________________
(SQUAWKS) Crazy talk.
_________________________________
Why do I keep getting hooked up
with these warped people?
_________________________________
Shouldn't somebody ask
what the brave parrot wants to do?
_________________________________
_________________________________

Here. Take this with you.

_________________________________

Sora, please find Jasmine for me.
_________________________________

_________________________________
(HADES SIGHS)

_________________________________

That smarmy vizier could've had 'em,

_________________________________
if someone had stuck around

to give him a hand.

_________________________________

Hey, I did my part.
I brought the princess, didn't I?

_________________________________

Jafar was beyond help,
consumed by his own hatred.
_________________________________
One should beware of letting
it burn too fiercely.

_________________________________

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Lighten up.
I'm as cool as they come, okay?
_________________________________
By the way, kid, have we got
something special for you.

_________________________________

Huh?

_________________________________

MALEFICENT: We had a deal, yes?
_________________________________
You helped us,
and we grant you your wish...

_________________________________

Kairi!

_________________________________

MALEFICENT: Go to her.
Your vessel is waiting.

_________________________________

Just remember,
this is no pleasure cruise.
_________________________________
It won't be a pleasant voyage.

_________________________________

Why are you doing all this for me?
What's the catch?

_________________________________

Catch? What's the catch?
_________________________________
Silly boy. You're like a son to me.

I only want you to be happy.

_________________________________

I seriously doubt that.

_________________________________

Believe what you wish.
_________________________________
But lest we forget,
I kept my end of the bargain.

_________________________________
_________________________________
Does this mean
I don't get my third wish?
_________________________________

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