Sunday, August 18, 2013

Disney Fairies' Virtual Flight

Disney Fairies' Virtual Flight (Released on August 20, 2013 on Xbox 360, Wii, and PlayStation 3)
            Virtual Flight Jeep Tour (Spring – Tinker Bell)
Tinker Bell (Mae Whitman, 25), Vidia (Pamela Adlon, 47), and her friends, Silvermist (Lucy Liu, 44), Iridessa (Raven-Symoné, 27), Rosetta (Megan Hilty, 32), and Fawn (Angela Bartys) take the viewer on a virtual adventure on the jeep through Pixie Hollow. They went through thistle crossing until the thistle attacks them until they made it to Restaurant Road. Between left and right, they take the orders of the favorites and the orders of Tink and her friends on the menu. In a field, the sprinting thistle stampede shows up. Between left and right, they drive through the troll bridge, surrounded by trolls (Jeff Bennett, 50 and Rob Paulsen, 57) and the jeep stalls in a bat cave until bats attacks. In a mini-volcano cave, they drive through vents. Between left and right, they drive through a tunnel with falling rocks and pass over lava and crashes into darkness and they drive dangerously close to the edge of a cliff and got dropped into a deep cave. Every tour and ride ends by viewing our photos they took.
           Virtual Flight Boat Tour (Autumn – Tinker Bell and the Lost Treasure)
Tinker Bell, Vidia, Silvermist, Iridessa, Rosetta, and Fawn take the viewer on a virtual adventure on the boat (parody of Jungle Cruise) through Pixie Hollow. They see a Bobson's firefly and polliwogs. Between left and right, they went through rainstorms and a view of Pixie Dust Tree. They almost attacked by a snake. Between left and right, the boat got stuck and polliwogs spray water on them. They almost got attacked by birds until Lyria (Grey DeLisle, 39) stops them. The boat stalls and crocodiles attacked them. Between left and right, they ended up in the waterfall or a whirlpool. Every tour and ride ends by viewing our photos they took.
           Virtual Flight 1.5 (Summer – Tinker Bell and the Great Fairy Rescue)
Tinker Bell, Vidia, Silvermist, Iridessa, Rosetta, and Fawn have built a ride called Tinker Bell's Pixie Hollow Adventure (located in the middle of Pixie Hollow) and they are taking Clank (Jeff Bennett, 50) and Bobble (Rob Paulsen, 57). They rode the bunny car. Despite initial difficulties caused by Tinker Bell sitting on the ON Button, the group goes through parodies of the rides from Disneyland, including It's a Small World, Mr. Toad's Wild Ride, Matterhorn Bobsleds, Pirates of the Caribbean, Jungle Cruise, Haunted Mansion, and Splash Mountain. Between left and right by Queen Clarion (Anjelica Huston, 62), they landed in the stream and visit the Pirates of the Caribbean parody and Kensington Gardens in the mainland. In the Mr. Toad's Wild Ride parody, Iridessa told Tinker Bell that trains are not real in fairy tales. Between left and right by Terence (Jesse McCartney, 26), they crashes into the deserted room and all the materials fall down and they fall into the deep underground during the Haunted Mansion parody. They spotted the troll eyes in the dark (fake if they are lightbulbs). During the It's a Small World parody, the ride got jammed and it ended up in the real flight. Tinker Bell realized that trains are actual and they are attacked by trolls. Between left and right, they fall from the Pixie Dust Tree (expect for backwards) and down the tunnel and went down the Matterhorn parody. Every tour and ride ends by viewing our photos they took.
           Virtual Flight 2.0 (Winter – Secret of the Wings)
Tinker Bell, Vidia, Silvermist, Iridessa, Rosetta, and Fawn went on the Pixie Hollow Winter Flight. First they fall into quick snow before Tinker Bell's sister, Periwinkle (Lucy Hale, 24) and her snowy dove companion Gerda (Grey DeLisle, 39) rescues them. Gerda runs from a spider and flips the basket with them inside it, luckily, they don't tip. Between left and right, termites overwhelm the lens and snow blows them from Gerda. Gerda runs from Tinker Bell's cruel jokes again with them inside it. Between left and right, blizzard engulfs them then the sunlight saves the day and a snow avalanche buries them under about 3 and a half tons of snow. They cross a hazardous bridge soon to be a tight-wire on a circus stage. Between left and right with Fairy Mary (Jane Horrocks, 49), they ride a glacier roller coaster with all the turns and bends and they are shot from a giant geyser into space and same expect in the snowy troll bridge with a smaller geyser and much shorter length. They are in space, later, they fall for re-entry, at super high speeds, they witness what a severe alcoholic sees, swirls and colorful tunnels, and finally, they toboggan down a icy road in Bloomsbury, London and they splash in a frozen pond in Kensington Gardens after dropping another 200 meters finally meeting up with Gerda. Every tour and ride ends by viewing our photos they took.

           Cast (in alphabetical order)
Pamela Adlon – Vidia, a fast-flying-talent fairy
Dee Bradley Baker – Outer Space Radio / Trolls
Angela Bartys – Fawn, an animal-talent fairy
Jeff Bennett – Clank, a large tinker-talent sparrow man with a booming voice / Trolls
Bob Bergen – Garble on Speakerphone / Radio
Gail Borges – Minister of Winter
Ranjani Brow
Rachel Crane
Grey DeLisle – Gerda, a snowy dove and Peri's companion / Lyria, a storytelling fairy
John DiMaggio – Minister of Autumn
Lucy Hale – Periwinkle, a frost-talent fairy and Tink's twin sibling
Klay Hall – Additional Voices
Megan Hilty – Rosetta, a garden-talent fairy
Bridget Hoffman
Wendy Hoffman
Jane Horrocks – Fairy Mary, the overseer of the tinker-talent fairies
Anjelica Huston – Queen Clarion, the queen of Pixie Hollow
Ashley Lambert
Lucy Liu – Silvermist, a water-talent fairy
Jesse McCartney – Terence, a pixie dust sparrow man
Scott Menville
Kathy Najimy – Minister of Summer
Matt Nolan – Additional Voices
Rob Paulsen – Bobble, a wispy tinker-talent sparrow man with large glasses / Trolls
Jeff Pidgeon – Aliens (cameo appearance from the Toy Story franchise)
Moira Quirk
Roger Craig Smith – Additional Voices
Mark Allan Stewart – Additional Voices
Shane Sweet
Raven-Symoné – Iridessa, a light-talent fairy
Hans Tester
Steve Valentine – Minister of Spring
Kari Wahlgren – Additional Voices
Mae Whitman – Tinker Bell, a tinker-talent fairy
Dave Wittenberg – Additional Voices

           Seasons that a tour and ride based on
Spring: Jeep Tour
Autumn: Boat Tour
Summer: Tinker Bell's Pixie Hollow Adventure
Winter: Pixie Hollow Winter Flight

           Movie clips
Tinker Bell and the Thistles from Tinker Bell
Have You Seen Tinker Bell? from Tinker Bell
Tinker Bell's Inventions from Tinker Bell
Fixing Spring from Tinker Bell
Tinker Bell Catches Sunlight from Tinker Bell
Tinker Bell Fixes a Music Box from Tinker Bell
Let's Go to the Mainland from Tinker Bell
Bobble Introduces Himself from Tinker Bell
Tink Gets Her Wings from Tinker Bell
Tinker Bell and Terence from Tinker Bell
Hall of Scepters from Tinker Bell and the Lost Treasure
Leaving Pixie Hollow from Tinker Bell and the Lost Treasure
Meet Blaze from Tinker Bell and the Lost Treasure
No Extra Pixie Dust from Tinker Bell and the Lost Treasure
Grimsley and Leech Argue from Tinker Bell and the Lost Treasure
Moonstone from Tinker Bell and the Lost Treasure
Grimsley and Leech First Meet Tink from Tinker Bell and the Lost Treasure
Pixie Dust Express from Tinker Bell and the Lost Treasure
Clank's Invention from Tinker Bell and the Lost Treasure
Fairy Lore Story from Tinker Bell and the Lost Treasure
Tink Discovers a Human Invention from Tinker Bell and the Great Fairy Rescue
Rescuing Vidia from Tinker Bell and the Great Fairy Rescue
Tink Gets Trapped from Tinker Bell and the Great Fairy Rescue
Waterfall from Tinker Bell and the Great Fairy Rescue
Fairy Camp from Tinker Bell and the Great Fairy Rescue
Muddy River from Tinker Bell and the Great Fairy Rescue
Fairy Journal from Tinker Bell and the Great Fairy Rescue
Lizzy's Bedtime Story from Tinker Bell and the Great Fairy Rescue
Flying to London from Tinker Bell and the Great Fairy Rescue
Send Them Back from Secret of the Wings
Broken Wing from Secret of the Wings
Triage from Secret of the Wings
Winter Coats from Secret of the Wings
Sisters from Secret of the Wings
Operation Periwinkle from Secret of the Wings

Friday, August 16, 2013

List of Disney animated characters voiced by actors in complete ages (Pixar)

List of Disney animated characters voiced by actors in complete ages
    Ages: Characters
Infant: Jack-Jack Parr, Big Baby
5: Boo
9: Hannah Phillips, Dot, Nemo, Squirt, Russell, Peas-in-a-Pod
11: Andy Davis (1st film), Pearl, Dash Parr
12: Tad, Sheldon
13: Sid Phillips
15: Andy Davis (2nd film)
24: AUTO
26: Andy Davis (3rd film), Lewis Hamilton, Martin (Brave)
28: Carrie Williams
29: Claire Wheeler, Arlo
30: Aliens (1st film), Emile
31: Tia, Ishani
32: Bernie Kropp, Junior (race car), Trixie
33: EVE
34: Emperor Zurg, Aliens (2nd film), Buddy Pine/Syndrome, Snot Rod, Frank McCay
35: Flik, Anchor, Violet Parr, Alfredo Linguini, Brock Pearson, Referee, Slug
36: Thaddeus Bile, Merida, Scott "Squishy" Squibbles, Chet Alexander, Forrest, Disgust
37: Atta, Rosie, Jessie (2nd film), Michael Schumacher Ferrari, Horst, Art, Ned & Zed, Fear
38: Heimlich, Dim, Barbie (2nd film), Crush, Lightning McQueen (1st film), Remy, Ripslinger
39: Woody (1st film), Hopper, Slim, Wheezy (penguin), George Sanderson, Guido (1st film), Lord MacGuffin, Ivy
40: Mrs. Davis (1st film), Roz, Ms. Flint, Holley Shiftwell, Jeff Gorvette
41: Francis, Harv, Fred, Kevin, Campmaster Strauch, Alexander Hugo, Dusty Crophopper, Cliff
42: Buzz Lightyear (1st film), Molt, Mr. Ray, Not Chuck, Johnny J. Worthington III
43: Bo Peep (1st film), Tuck & Roll, Woody (2nd film), Celia Mae, Bloat, Deb, Jacques, Coral, Mirage, Mater (1st film), Colette Tatou, Lightning McQueen (2nd film), Terri Perry
44: Stinky Pete, Al McWhiggin, Mrs. Davis (2nd film), Randall Boggs, Peach, Bonnie's mom, Guido (2nd film), Joy
45: Dory (1st film), Sally Carrera (1st film), Red, Newsreel Announcer, Aliens (3rd film), Crabby
46: Slinky Dog (1st film), Buzz Lightyear (2nd film), Helen Parr/Elastigirl, Captain B. McCrea, Acer
47: Dr. Flora, Bo Peep (2nd film), Edna "E" Mode, Auguste Gusteau
48: Hamm (1st film), Gill, Dug, Alpha, Jessie (3rd film), Buttercup, Mater (2nd film), Siddeley, Leland Turbo, Bailey
49: James P. Sullivan, Flo (1st film), Git, Barbie (3rd film), Dolly, Sir Miles Axlerod, Professor Zündapp, Otis, Leadbottom, Dottie, Colin Cowling
50: Slinky Dog (2nd film), Van (1st film), Sally Carrera (2nd film), Lord Macintosh, Don Carlton, Terry Perry
51: Sarge (1st film), P.T. Flea, Mary (human), Nurse George, the Crow (Brave), El Chupacabra, Echo
52: Rex (1st film), Hamm (2nd film), Bubbles, Nigel, Fillmore (2nd film), Tony Trihull, Mrs. Graves, Roz (prequel), Rochelle
53: Mike Wazowski, Luigi (1st film), Rod "Torque" Redline, Queen Elinor, Chug
54: The Abominable Snowman, Bob Cutlass, Larousse, Woody (3rd film), the Bookworm, Francesco Bernoulli, Flo (2nd film), Ms. Sherri Squibbles, Bravo
55: Sarge (2nd film), Chick Hicks, Minny (1st film), Stretch, Mrs. Davis (3rd film), Van (2nd film)
56: Gypsy, Rex (2nd film), Marlin, Jay Limo, Sparks, Randall Boggs (prequel)
57: Jeff Fungus, the Underminor, Dusty Rust-eze, Beta, Buzz Lightyear (3rd film), Roper, Momma, Dory (2nd film)
58: Chum, Construction Worker Steve, Luigi (2nd film)
59: Jerry, Mack (1st film), Darrell Cartrip (1st film), the Ship's Computer, Ken
60: Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible, Ramone (1st film), Mustafa, WALL-E, M-O, Minny (2nd film), Professor Derek Knight
61: Sheriff (1st film), John (human), James P. Sullivan (prequel)
62: Thorny, Cornelius, Construction Foreman Tom, Lord Dingwall, the Witch, Sparky (Planes)
63: Gurgle, Dr. Philip Sherman, Hamm (3rd film)
64: Slinky Dog (3rd film), Mr. Pricklepants, Grem, Darrell Cartrip (2nd film), Mack (2nd film), Sadness
65: Ramone (2nd film), Gordon (Brave), Mike Wazowski (prequel)
66: Mario Andretti, Sarge (3rd film), Sheriff (2nd film), the Abominable Snowman (prequel), Harland
67: Rex (3rd film), Anger
68: Tex, Dean Hardscrabble, Marlin (2nd film)
69: Mr. Potato Head (1st film), Bruce, Fillmore (1st film), Strip "The King" Weathers, Rusty Rust-eze, Django, Shelby Forthright, Poppa, Jenny, Charlie
70: Mr. Soil, Rick Dicker, Uncle Topolino, King Fergus
71: Mrs. Potato Head (2nd film), Police Officer Edith
72: Brent Mustangburger, David Hobbscap, Skipper Riley
73: Mr. Potato Head (2nd film), Henry J. Waternoose, III, Lots-o'-Huggin' Bear
74: The Queen (Cars), Mama Topolino, Bulldog (Planes), Brent Mustangburger (Planes)
75: Anton Ego
76: Chef Skinner, Chuckles
78: Sarge (1st film), Lizzie (1st film), Finn McMissile
80: Carl Fredericksen, Charles F. Muntz, Chunk
81: The Queen of Ants, Doc Hudson
82: Mrs. Potato Head (3rd film)
83: Sarge (2nd film), Lizzie (2nd film)
84: Manny, Mr. Potato Head (3rd film)
85: Geri the Cleaner

List of Disney animated characters voiced by actors in complete ages (Live action)

List of Disney animated characters voiced by actors in complete ages
    Ages: Characters
8: Michael Banks, Ginny Favors
9: Jane Banks, Paul, Johnny, Morgan Philip
12: Pete (Pete's Dragon)
15: Carrie
21: Donald Duck (1988)
26: Ram
27: Grover Gogan, Willie Gogan
28: Dr. Lora Baines/Yori, Mrs. Herman
29: Mary Poppins
30: Sally (Song of the South)
32: Br'er Frog, Alan Bradley/Tron, Crom
33: Giselle, Kevin Flynn/Clu, Baby Herman
34: Prince Edward, Jessica Rabbit
36: The Bank Guard, King Leonidas, Secretary Bird, Br'er Bear, Nancy Tremaine, Nora, Stupid, Raoul, Bullet # 2
37: Mr. Dawnes Jr., Mrs. Favors
38: Roger Rabbit, Benny the Cab, Greasy, Psycho
39: Bert, Mr. Dawnes Jr., Yosemite Sam
41: Mrs. Winifred Banks, Robert Philip, Ed Dillinger/Sark, Master Control Program, Smart Ass, Mickey Mouse (1988), Goofy (1988)
42: Uncle Remus, Br'er Fox, Dr. Terminus, Lieutenant Santino
43: Mr. Jelk, Swinburne, Mr. Codfish, Dolores
44: Minnie Mouse (1988)
45: Colonel Heller, Pip
46: Eglantine Price, Eddie Valiant
47: Mr. George Banks
48: Br'er Rabbit
50: Nathaniel, Judge Doom
51: Aunt Tempy
52: Mrs. Brill, Fisherman Bear, Merle Gogan
53: Elliott, Miss Abbey Taylor
54: Professor Emelius Browne
55: Droopy Dog
57: Lampie, Lena Gogan
58: Ellen, Mrs. Jessica Hobday, Hoagy
61: Queen Narissa
62: Katie Nanna
63: Ms. Persimmon
64: The Mayor of Passamaquoddy
67: Grandmother (Song of the South), Dr. Walter Gibbs/Dumont
68: Miss Lark, Miss Corry
70: The Policeman, R.K. Maroon, Marvin Acme
71: Wheezy, Lena Hyena
72: Mr. Binnacle, Narrator (Enchanted)
73: Bullet # 1
77: Admiral Boom
78: Uncle Albert
80: Bookman, Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, Sylvester, Tweety, Betty Boop
82: Elderly Farmer
84: Major General Sir Brian Teagler
85: The Bird Woman

Monday, August 12, 2013

List of Muppet characters that appeared in films

List of Muppet characters that appeared in films
1979
June 22 – Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, the Great Gonzo, Rowlf the Dog, Scooter, Dr. Teeth, Animal, Sgt. Floyd Pepper, Janice, Zoot, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Beaker, Camilla the Chicken, Sweetums, Robin the Frog, Statler & Waldorf, Sam the Eagle, Lew Zealand, the Swedish Chef, Crazy Harry, Big Bird
1981
June 26 – Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, the Great Gonzo, Animal, Dr. Teeth, Sgt. Floyd Pepper, Janice, Zoot, Rowlf the Dog, Scooter, Rizzo the Rat, Sweetums, Pops, Lew Zealand, Lips, the Swedish Chef, Sam the Eagle, Beauregard, the Muppet Newsman, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Beaker, Statler & Waldorf, Louis Kazagger, Oscar the Grouch
1984
July 13 – Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Scooter, the Great Gonzo, Rowlf the Dog, Animal, Dr. Teeth, Sgt. Floyd Pepper, Janice, Zoot, Rizzo the Rat, Camilla the Chicken, Statler & Waldorf, the Swedish Chef, Lew Zealand, Tatooey the Rat, Yolanda the Rat, Masterson the Rat, Chester the Rat, Beth Bear, Bill the Frog, Gill the Frog, Jill the Frog, Muppy, Bears, Dogs, Chickens, Penguins, Beaker, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Beauregard
1992
December 11 – The Great Gonzo (Charles Dickens), Rizzo the Rat, Kermit the Frog (Bob Cratchit), Miss Piggy (Emily Cratchit), Robin the Frog (Tiny Tim Cratchit), Statler & Waldorf (Jacob & Robert Marley), Fozzie Bear (Fozziwig), Ma Bear (Ma Fozziwig), Betina Cratchit, Belinda Cratchit, Peter Cratchit, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Beaker, Sam the Eagle, Bean Bunny, the Ghost of Christmas Past, the Ghost of Christmas Present, the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come
1996
February 16 – The Great Gonzo, Rizzo the Rat, Kermit the Frog (Captain Smollett), Miss Piggy (Benjamina Gunn), Statler & Waldorf (Ship Figurehead), Fozzie Bear (Squire Trelawney), Dr. Bunsen Honeydew (Dr. Livesey), Beaker, Sam the Eagle (Samuel Arrow), Spa'am, Clueless Morgan, Bad Polly, Mad Monty, Blind Pew, Black Dog, Sweetums
1999
July 14 – The Great Gonzo, Rizzo the Rat, Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Pepe the King Prawn, Animal, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Beaker, Bobo the Bear, Dr. Phil Van Neuter, Ubergonzo, Robin the Frog, Clifford, Statler & Waldorf, the Swedish Chef, Scooter, Sweetums, Sam the Eagle, Sal Minella, Johnny Fiama, Bean Bunny, Cosmic Fish, Bubba the Rat, Fast Eddie, Troy, Shakes, the Birdman
2002
November 29 – Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, the Great Gonzo, Rizzo the Rat, Pepe the King Prawn, Statler & Waldorf, Robin the Frog, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Beaker, Johnny Fiama, Sal Minella, Sweetums, Scooter, Sam the Eagle, the Swedish Chef, Dr. Teeth, Sgt. Floyd Pepper, Zoot, Janice, Animal, Lew Zealand, Rowlf the Dog, Bobo the Bear, Howard Tubman, Joe Snow, Yoda Muppet
2005
May 20 – Kermit the Frog (The Scarecrow), the Great Gonzo (The Tin Thing), Fozzie Bear (The Cowardly Lion), Miss Piggy (Witches), Pepe the King Prawn (Toto), Rizzo the Rat, Statler & Waldorf (Kalidah Critics), Sam the Eagle, Johnny Fiama, Scooter, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Beaker, Sal Minella, Sweetums, Angel Marie, Old Tom, Spotted Dick, Crazy Harry, Clifford, Foo-Foo, Camilla the Chicken, Crow
2008
December 17 – Kermit the Frog, Robin the Frog, Fozzie Bear, the Great Gonzo, Miss Piggy, Rizzo the Rat, Camilla the Chicken, Pepe the King Prawn, Sweetums, Sam the Eagle, the Swedish Chef, Lew Zealand, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Scooter, Rowlf the Dog, Statler & Waldorf, Beaker, Crazy Harry, Dr. Teeth, Animal, Sgt. Floyd Pepper, Janice, Zoot, Bobo the Bear, Pigeons
2010
June 25 – Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, the Great Gonzo, Camilla the Chicken, Pepe the King Prawn, Rizzo the Rat, Animal, Bubba the Rat, Statler & Waldorf, Scooter, Rowlf the Dog, Dr. Teeth, Sgt. Floyd Pepper, Janice, Zoot, Lew Zealand, Robin the Frog, Sweetums, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Beaker, the Swedish Chef, Sam the Eagle, Crazy Harry, Beauregard, Penguins, Bobo the Bear, Tatooey the Rat, Clifford, Dorothy the Dove, Henry the Pigeon, Whatnots, Big Bird
2011
November 23 – Walter, Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, the Great Gonzo, Camilla the Chicken, Scooter, the Swedish Chef, Beaker, Animal, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Statler & Waldorf, Dr. Teeth, Sgt. Floyd Pepper, Janice, Zoot, Sam the Eagle, Sweetums, Rowlf the Dog, Crazy Harry, Lew Zealand, Pepe the King Prawn, Rizzo the Rat, Thog, 80s Robot, Miss Poogy, the Moopets, Bobo the Bear, Uncle Deadly, Marvin Suggs, Beauregard, Link Hogthrob, the Muppet Newsman
2013
June 28 – Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, the Great Gonzo, Pepe the King Prawn, Rizzo the Rat, Bubba the Rat, Chlorine, Camilla the Chicken, Statler & Waldorf, Scooter, Rowlf the Dog, Dr. Teeth, Animal, Sgt. Floyd Pepper, Janice, Zoot, Lew Zealand, Robin the Frog, Sweetums, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Beaker, the Swedish Chef, Sam the Eagle, Crazy Harry, Beauregard, Penguins, Tatooey the Rat, Icy the Beluga, Manta the Manta Ray, Sea Animals, Toads, Bobo the Bear, Oscar the Grouch
2014
March 21 – Constantine the Frog, Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, the Great Gonzo, Walter, Camilla the Chicken, Scooter, the Swedish Chef, Beaker, Animal, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Statler & Waldorf, Dr. Teeth, Sgt. Floyd Pepper, Janice, Zoot, Sam the Eagle, Sweetums, Rowlf the Dog, Crazy Harry, Lew Zealand, Pepe the King Prawn, Rizzo the Rat, Robin the Frog, Bobo the Bear

Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Disney Fairies' Virtual Flight: Tinker Bell's Pixie Hollow Adventure


Tinker Bell's Pixie Hollow Adventure
Introduction
Vidia: Oooh! Our new ride is finally finished! Come on! Let's go in!
Part 1
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC FROM "TO THE FAIRIES THEY DRAW NEAR" PLAYING)
Tinker Bell: Welcome to Tinker Bell's Pixie Hollow Adventure!
Vidia: Yeah! And you're the very first riders!
Clank: Oh, this is so exciting! Miss Bell, I am so proud! I can't wait to see what you've made!
(Tinker Bell and her fairies board the bunny car)
Bobble: I've got a bad feeling about this!
Tinker Bell: Oh, thanks, Bobble! Always nice to have that friend support, so warm, so friendly, so–
(The bunny car slam into a painted door!)
…SQUASHED!
(Camera zooms out to a crane camera)
BOBBLE: Why are you making a ride when the real thing's right there!
TINKER BELL: You know your problem, Bobble? You've got no vision (Spiritually)!
(Camera on the bunny car)
Bobble: I have a better vision if I wasn't squished into a giant, painted door!
Tinker Bell: Ok, ok! So there's a few glitches, Keep your tails on!
Silvermist: Tinker Bell! I think you're sitting on the OFF button!
Tinker Bell: I wondered what that was!
(Doors finally open!)
Iridessa: OK, everyone! Here we go!
(They arrive in the fairyland of Pixie Hollow, Fake Birth Tinker Bell, Clank, and Bobble are flying around)
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC FROM "A CHILD'S LAUGHTER / FLIGHT TO PIXIE HOLLOW (SCORE)" PLAYING)
Rosetta: Ooh! Pretty colors!
Clank: Oh, Miss Bell, this is wonderful!
Bobble: Not bad, actually.
Tinker Bell: See, and you thought I wasn't cut out for this! Get it? Cut out? Haha!
(Switches to a camera facing Tinker Bell, Vidia, Silvermist, Iridessa, Rosetta, Fawn, Clank, and Bobble then switches back)
(A ribbon waterfall appears with Fake Tinker Bell, Clank, and Bobble on the cart)
Fawn: Ooh! Pretty!
Clank: Oh, this is really exciting!
(They arrive in the Pixie Dust Tree with an automated Queen Clarion)
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC FROM "TINKER BELL'S NEW HOME (SCORE)" PLAYING)
QUEEN CLARION: Welcome to Pixie Hollow! So what are you going to do?
Tinker Bell: OK! Which way, girls? You get to choose. Left or right?
Vidia: I think we'll pick the right, uh, no, uh, the left, uh, no, I forgot.
QUEEN CLARION: So what are you going to do?
Clank: If I choose the right, when do I get to see the left?
Tinker Bell: Just right it again and choose left, Sil!
Bobble: So what are we waiting for?
Tinker Bell: Hey! You out there! Help us out, ok? Pick one!
Silvermist (Shopping personnelish): It's easy! Just use your remote control to choose the right or left arrow.
Tinker Bell: And hurry up, before something breaks...
QUEEN CLARION: So what are you going to do?
Tinker Bell: ...again!
QUEEN CLARION: (LAUGHS)! So what are you going to do?
If you chose left, this is what you get:
(ALL SCREAMING)
(SPLASH!)
(PIRATE CELTIC MUSIC)
Clank: Wow, this is nice!
Bobble: Don't exactly remember this in the movie.
(A fake Vidia is drowned into a well)
Tinker Bell: Icy-picky-picky!
(The fake Vidia spits water)
Iridessa: Aww! BJUBJUBJUBJUBJU!
Fake Vidia's Mom: Vidia! No playing! Don't play chicken!
(A Drunk Renaissance troll appears in the bridge above you)
(A troll chases a fake Tinker Bell for a plate of fruit, Meanwhile, fake pirate Tinker Bells are waiting for their ship but doesn't know that there is a troll waiting to attack!)
Clank: Why are they chasing you for a plate of cupcakes?
Tinker Bell: Don't ask!
If you chose right, you'll get this:
(Doors open to reveal fake Tinker Bell holding a basket)
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC FROM "HOW TO BELIEVE (BRIDGIT MENDLER VERSION)" PLAYING)
Iridessa: Ooh!
Clank: Uh, Tink, I don't remember it quite like that!
Tinker Bell: Clank! It's a ride! It's a "Poetic Licence"! An artful re-creation!
Bobble: It's a lie!
Tinker Bell: Hey! Everything lies in a delicate balance, remember?
(Static, the basket falls out of Tinker Bell's hands)
Rosetta: Aww!
Tinker Bell: (GASPS)
Bobble: Oh yeah! Very delicate!
(VIDIA SNEEZES)
Clank: Oh dear! Is it supposed to make that noise?
Fawn: Uh, actually, that was Vidia!
Bobble: PU! Get me out of here!
(The car exits)
Part 2
(Train sounds)
Iridessa: OOOOOOOH! WOO! WOO! WOO! WOO! WOO!
(Sounds approach)
Tinker Bell: (SCREAMING)
(3 flashlights are revealed)
Bobble: OK, Enough is enough! There's no train in the original story and don't say "Poetic Licence"!
Tinker Bell: Um, "Creative Leeway?"
(The Pixie Dust Well with the automated Terence)
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC FROM "TINKER BELL'S NEW HOME (SCORE)" PLAYING)
TERENCE: I brought some pixie dust supplies! So what are you going to do?
Tinker Bell: OK, girls! Left or right! Oh, and Vidia, remember this time stay away from the pixies! 'cause if you go off, we all go up!
Vidia: Ooh! Good point, Tinker Bell!
TERENCE: So what are you going to do?
Clank: Hmm, think! Right or left?
Iridessa: Uh, Tink? Which way is left again?
Tinker Bell: Would you just pick!
TERENCE: So what are you going to do?
Tinker Bell: Come on, girls out there! A little help, please?
TERENCE: (LAUGHING)! So what are you going to do?
If you chose left, this is what you get:
(Doors open to a deserted room)
CRASH!
(Materials fall down; sound goes clockwise starting from R)
Tinker Bell: Uh, Vidia, weren't you gonna finish this part?
Vidia: Uh, you said you were gonna do it, remember?
Bobble: So, Mrs. Cutely, sweet, directive. What do you call this?
(Cat cries between the SL and SR speakers)
Tinker Bell: Uh, uhe, faith, trust, pixie dust!
Clank: Maybe we should faith on back!
(Sounds stop on L; A bunny car topples a little bit)
Tinker Bell: Good idea!
If you chose right, you'll get this:
(HAUNTED MUSIC)
(Fake dragon trolls appear with 2 posters, one Tinker Bell's and one Vidia's)
Rosetta: Oh boy!
Bobble: What now? "The Haunted Pixie Hollow"?
Tinker Bell: Why not? It's cool!
(Thunder)
(Creaking)
(They fall as deep and as fast as the Hellevator) (A PNE ride)
(ALL SHRIEKING)
CRASH!
CLANK: OOOOHOHOHO! OOOOHOHOHO!
BOBBLE: I have to admit! That was pretty cool!
TINKER BELL: And unexpected!
VIDIA: I don't feel so good!
BOTH: OH NO! VIDIA! NO!
(VIDIA SNEEZES)
BOBBLE: Let's get out of here!
Fake Conclusion
(Troll sounds, eyes point at you)
Clank: (SCREAMS)
Bobble: OK, Miss Bell! I'm quite impressed, this is quite quite...
(A lightbulb blows! the main lights go on revealing that the eyes were lightbulbs!)
...quite crummy!
Vidia: Whoa! I've never seen it with the lights on!
Bobble: What's the word I'm looking for here? Uh, cheesy, uh, embarrassing. No! I got it! Pathetic!
Tinker Bell (talking into radio): (CLEARS THROAT) We're, uh, upsday in section 4B, what's the hold upe?
RADIO: Hold up your rollem in the cenum, comprende?
Clank: Miss Bell, did you do those translations yourself?
(End of Fake Flight)
Introduction
(Bugs and insects are singing "the different part of 'IT'S A SMALL WORLD'")
Bobble: Oh no! No! No, I'll never get that tune out of my head!
Clank: I think it's lovely! Look at that pretty bug!
(The bug speaks very lowly)
Silvermist: Oh boy!
(Singing continues)
(The music jams (badly) on "...a bug place..." repeating the section over and over again! The ride's stuck!)
Iridessa: Uh oh!
Bobble: Oh no!
Clank: Eh, Tinker Bell, do something!
Tinker Bell: I'm doing! I'm doing! Vidia! Look for the "Emergency" button!
Vidia: How do you spell it again?
Tinker Bell: AAAAA! Just push something!
Vidia: How about this red one?
Tinker Bell: No! Not that!
(Music fast-forwards, the car speeds to 50 KPH!)
Clank: Oh no!
Tinker Bell: I can't stop–
Part 1 (The Real Flight)
(Outside the building, a camera captures the crew flying through a cement wall!)
BOBBLE: You're going off the track!
(ALL SHRIEKING)
(Switches to a camera pointing to the moon. The crew is still flying!)
(ALL SHRIEKING)
(BOBBLE EXCLAIMING)
(Switches back to the camera on the bunny car)
(BOBBLE YELLS)
(They go under a thistle; a sunflower appears on the right)
Oh no!
(The Pixie Dust Tree appears on the right but shrunk! Another thistle, they almost hit a ladybug!)
Vidia: Oh! Look out! That one!
(An adult thistle appears, a baby bird appears on the right, another thistle)
Bobble: Oh no!
Clank: Oh no! Oh no!
(Two frogs appear on both sides)
Silvermist (factual): Those two frogs have the same patterns, did you know that?
(A lot of frogs appear, they splash into the river)
(ALL COUGHING)
Part 2 (The Train Tracks)
(Train whistle! The real one!)
Tinker Bell: Well, at least we don't have to worry about this one, we know it's 'cause...
(The tracks switch just in the nick of time!)
...ACTUAL TRAIN!
Clank: Woo!
Tinker Bell: HELP!
Vidia: Whoa! (Gibberish)! (Nervous laughing)
(The troll laughs)
(ALL SCREAMING)
IRIDESSA: Uh, Tinker Bell, I don't think were in "Lightbulb Land" anymore!
(A troll appears)
(Another troll appears)
(Switches to a camera facing back to Tinker Bell, Vidia, Silvermist, Iridessa, Rosetta, Fawn, Clank, and Bobble)
(ALL SCREAMING)
(The trolls are still on the car! Darkness falls!)
THUMP!
Part 3 (Tinker's Nook)
(No dialogue until 7 seconds later)
Clank: Ooh! That's Betty! Sorry!
(No dialogue)
Part 4 (Springtime Square)
(They arrive in Springtime Square)
Tinker Bell: Oh no!
(They go around the flower corkscrew)
Help! We're lost!
Part 5 (THE DROP!)
(Switches to a camera 5 KM away from Pixie Dust Tree)
(ALL SCREAMING)
(Switches back)
(They go up to the top of Pixie Dust Tree!)
Bobble: Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
(Everyone sighs)
Tinker Bell: Hey! We can see my tunnel from here!
(2 signs appear)
Vidia: Oh! What's that?
Tinker Bell: I don't know! I didn't put them there!
Clank: I think we have to pick one.
Tinker Bell: Um, Vidia, you pick!
Vidia: Uh, you!
Tinker Bell: I said you first!
Clank: Would someone please pick already?
If you choose left (forward), you'll get this:
(They fall from the top of Pixie Dust Tree to the bottom of a tunnel over 600 Feet! (That's approximately the same distance from the top of the CN Tower to the Microwave Dishes of the CN Tower!))
Bobble: Oh no! Oh no!
(ALL SHRIEKING)
(They went down through Part 6 (The Arctic/Antarctic Tunnel))
Clank: WEEEEEE! WOOOOO!
Vidia: Whoa! (Gibberish)!
(The Yeti appears on the left!)
(Vidia nervously laughs)
Clank: What's he doing in Never Land? He'll melt!
Tinker Bell: It's a dry heat!
Vidia: (SCREAMS) WOOOOOO!
(At the end of the ride, 2 blaring camera flashes flash for a ride portrait)
If you choose right (backward), you'll get this:
(Same thing except backwards)
Clank: Whoa!
(The car spins around backwards; you know what'll happen!)
Bobble: Oh no!
(ALL SHRIEKING)
Vidia: (SHRIEKING) Mommy! Mommy!
(They went down through Part 6 (The Arctic/Antarctic Tunnel))
Vidia: Yddad! Yddad!
Tinker Bell: What's that?
Iridessa: Daddy! Backwards! (Nervous Laughing)
(The Yeti appears on the right!)
Bobble: What's he doing here?
Tinker Bell: Snowboarding?
Vidia: (SCREAMS)
(At the end of the ride, 2 blaring camera flashes flash for a ride portrait)
The Conclusion
(Doors open to reveal the beginning of the ride)
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC FROM "TINK MEETS WENDY (SCORE)" PLAYING)
Tinker Bell: We're so glad you could join us! Come back soon!
(The tires deflate)
Bobble: What "Come back soon"? That was the worst ride I've ever been on!
(A ear falls)
Tinker Bell: So, It's got a few glitches, it just needs a little tinkering, and that's all!
(Sparks fly from the ear)
Clank: Don't worry, Tinker Bell, Who wants to make a ride anyway, huh?
(Vidia gets off)
Vidia: Oh! I liked it! Let's do it again! Oh! Wait! Let's look at our pictures first!
(Depending on the ride you took, your pictures will be different every time you go on the ride)
END

Disney Fairies' Virtual Flight Boat Tour


Boat Tour
Part 1
Tinker Bell: Welcome aboard our nighttime flight boat tour! Hello everyone! My name is Tinker Bell! I'll be your skipper today on the Leaky Westbucket (NERVOUS LAUGHING)
(Boat moves)
Oh well, Wave goodbye to you families, girls! You may never see them again! Of course, if they're like my family, you may prefer that! (LAUGHING) Just kidding, Ma! Anyways, please keep your arms, legs, wings, and dress in the boat at all times! Vidia, got your cameras ready?
Vidia: All ready, Tinker Bell!
(A yellow firefly comes up)
Tinker Bell: Ooh! A Bobson's firefly! They're very rare!
(Iridessa eats the firefly)
And now, they're extinct!
Iridessa: But delicious! (BURP!)
(Polliwogs come up on the right)
Tinker Bell: Over on your right, I heard of polliwogs! Some of these babies weigh as much as 30 bullfrogs and boy do they look like it!
(Polliwogs opens her mouth)
Except for you Madam.
(Another polliwog opens his mouth)
They look hungry! Maybe we'd better go around them! Hey guys! Which way? Left or right?
Rosetta: Yeah! Pick something! And fast! They're looking at me funny!
Tinker Bell: Ro, everyone looks at you funny!
Silvermist: Hurry up and decide, would you! They're twitching their ears!
If you chose left, you'll get this:
(Rain starts)
Tinker Bell: Now as we move further downriver, Notice the sudden changes in weather! Very characteristic to the area!
Silvermist: Aah! Rain! That feels good! Very refreshing!
Tinker Bell (In disgust): (Breaths) I love the smell of wet Sil in the evening! It smells like... YYYOOOOOOOOEEE!
(Thunder crashes in the distance)
(SILVERMIST WHINES)
Tinker Bell: Sil... you're not scared of a little thunder, are you?
(Thundering thunderclap with a lightning bolt strikes the boat and Subwoofer is extremely intense)
MOMMY! (SPLASH!)
Vidia: Uh, skipper, why did you jump out of the boat?
Tinker Bell: I was just showing our passengers that the waters are perfectly safe! Hehe! Yeah, that's it!
If you chose right, you'll get this:
(Boat moves to the right, you see the Pixie Dust Tree)
Tinker Bell: OK! Over on your right, a tree! Pee! Big deal! A tree!
Vidia: Tinker Bell! Isn't that the Pixie Dust Tree? The fairy's home and metaphoric heart and soul of Pixie Hollow?
Tinker Bell: Uh, yeah that's what I meant.
Part 2
Fawn: Hey, Tinker Bell, aren't there snakes in this part of the river?
Tinker Bell: Snakes? Snakes don't swim.
Fawn: But they can CLIMB!
(Snake attacks)
SNAP!
(ALL SHRIEKING)
Tinker Bell: Quick! Go around it! Go! Go!
Iridessa: How do you know it's a him?
Tinker Bell: There's no way I'm getting close enough to find out!
(Boat stops)
OK, pal! What do you think? Left or right?
Fawn: Pick left! Pick left!
Tinker Bell: They can pick whatever they want!
Fawn: Yeah! But pick left!
Tinker Bell: Why?
Fawn: I've got a good feeling about it!
If you chose left (Fawn's recommendation), you'll get this:
CRASH!
Tinker Bell: Oh! Great choice, Fawn!
Fawn: Sorry!
Tinker Bell: Sorry Shmorry! We're caught on something! Now what are we gonna do?
Silvermist: Notice the tranquil harmony of the flowing water as it...
Tinker Bell: ...As it flows right by us because we're jammed, lodged, snagged, as in... NOT MOVING! Sheez! Rock the boat! Run back and forth! Throw your weight around, you know, to shift the boat!
Vidia: Hmm, OK!
(Vidia stomps the boat and the boat finally touches the water)
If you chose right, this is what you get:
Vidia: Tinker Bell, it's polliwogs again!
Tinker Bell: No worries! Unless they wiggle their ears!
(The polliwogs wiggle their ears!)
Silvermist: Uh oh!
(The polliwogs spray water onto the boat)
Tinker Bell: Bleeaah! Oooh! You got the water fairy wet again! Thank you!
(Polliwogs make noise in the distance)
Part 3
Tinker Bell: Now where were we? Oh yes! If you all look straight ahead, you can see the nice, calm, quiet...
(Birds make some noise)
(Gibberish)! (Gibberish)! Get out of here!
Fawn: That's...
Lyria (Hand in your face): STOP! ssssssssh!
(Birds fly off)
Tinker Bell: Show off!
(Engine stalls)
Part 4
Tinker Bell: Aah! Finally, a little peace! Completely quiet! Not a sound! Not even the sound of the boat?! Vidia? Are we stalled?
Vidia: No problem! I got it handled!
(The light turns off; the boat's battery drains)
Tinker Bell: Hurry up! These are alligator infested waters!
Rosetta (factual): Don't be silly, Tinker Bell! Alligators live in the humid, mucky swamps of North America. Nope! These tributaries are home to...
(Crocs jump onto the boat)
Cccc... CCC... CROCODILES! (SHRIEKING)
Tinker Bell: FORWARD!
(Boat races through swerves)
Oy! That was a close one! Oh! I think I'm having chest pains!
Vidia: I'm feeling windy!
Tinker Bell: No! Vidia! Don't!
Vidia: (SNEEZES)
Oy! Tell me that am swamp vapors!
OK, girls! Quickly! Left or right? Pick right! It looks well ventilated!
Vidia: Left looks nice too!
If you chose left, this is what you get:
Tinker Bell: Well, you may be right, Vidia. This does look nice! Notice the calm, pleasant... Fogbank!
Vidia: Hmm, I wonder what that sound is?
Tinker Bell: It sounds like... Water!
Louder and louder water!
(You see the edge of a waterfall!)
It's a WATERFALL! OOH! SORRY! SKIPPER KNOWS LEAST!
(ALL SCREAMING)
(SPLASH!)
If you chose right, this is what you get:
Tinker Bell: See? Good choice! Your skipper knows best! Now, everyone, if you'll notice. We are...
(Rapid spinning)
Going around in circles. Wait! Vidia! The other way! You! Don't just sit there! Tell Vidia to go the other way! THE OTHER WAY!
Vidia: I can't! It's a "Whirlly Whirlly"!
Tinker Bell: (SCREAMING) A WHIRLPOOL!
Vidia: GETTING DIZZY!
Tinker Bell: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBU! (Underwater) I CAN'T BREEEEEEEEATHE!
The Conclusion
(Back at the route beginning of the route)
Tinker Bell: Well, everyone thanks for joining us! Please exit to the right! Did you enjoy yourselves?
Vidia: Well, if I were skipper, I'd make some different choices next time!
Tinker Bell: EEEEEE! OK, everyone, get your thumbs ready to choose your next ride! Ooh, wait: let's look at our pictures from the tour!
(Depending on the route you took, your pictures will be different every time you go on the ride)
END

Disney Fairies' Virtual Flight Jeep Tour


Jeep Tour
Part 1
Tinker Bell: Welcome to the nighttime flight jeep tour! We're going in style this time, folks! Real luxury! Watch this!
(LCD pops up)
GPS
(Switches to "Born of Laughter")
DVD
(A piece of bacon comes onscreen)
Vidia: Emergency Bacon!
Tinker Bell (correcting Vidia): It's not bacon! It's "Beacon"! Emergency Beacon!
Vidia: Sorry!
(LCD flips down)
Tinker Bell: All right, girls! Cameras ready? Let's do it!
(Car drives)
Notice the exotic pixie fantasy life.
(A thistle sign comes up)
Ooh, look, a thistle crossing! Stop the jeep!
(LCD comes up)
That red dot's us, right?
Silvermist: I think so. Hmm, I wonder what that sound is?
(Thundering footsteps come from your DD receiver's L and Subwoofer Channels, a sprinting thistle appears)
ALL: SPRINTING THISTLE!
(The thistle bumps the jeep; the DVD player skips to parts of "Tinker Bell" movie)
DVD ("The Hawk"): This is my hiding spot!
(Thistle bumps again)
DVD ("The Mainland Awaits"): Fairies to the south!
(Thistle bumps again)
DVD ("Still Trying"): Look out!
Tinker Bell: He's gonna skewer us! Go! Go! Give it some gas! (SCREAMING)
(Car drives very fast, you hear the thistle on your SL speaker, and you end up on Restaurant Road)
Vidia! I'm okay! Are you okay? How do you feel?
Iridessa: Uh, actually, I feel a little hungry.
Tinker Bell: Hey! You're in luck! Restaurant Road! Which one do you want to pick? Your choice! As long as they've got food, Vidia and I will be right at home!
Rosetta: Left looks good, no, right, no, left, I'm hungry, and I just can't decide!
Tinker Bell: Jeez! Now I'm getting hungry! Let's go!
If you chose left, this is what you get:
Silvermist: Ooh! They've got all my favorites, Tink!
GARBLE ON SPEAKERPHONE: we aaaaav abrov carenm snovez
Tinker Bell: Aaa, Hmm, I'll have the Double Double Pumpkin Burger, Side of Boysenberries. Ooh! Wait! Can I super size that to Raspberries? Ooh! And some nachos with extra sunflower seeds!
Vidia: I'll have the muffin combo on a leaf; hold the acorn butter, and the lemon tart on a stick. The giant one! Not the lesser of the two lemon tarts! (Laughing) Ooh! And I also want a lice cream cone!
Tinker Bell: Make that 2!
GARBLE ON SPEAKERPHONE: we aaaaav abrov carenm snovez
Iridessa: What?
Tinker Bell: He said (Muffled: MMMMMMMMMMMOMOMOMMMMMMMMMMOOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOOMMMMMMMMOMOMOMMM)
Rosetta: Uh, maybe he means go to the drive up window.
(A plate with everything they ordered comes up)
Tinker Bell (munching): Great find! We have to come back here.
Fawn (munching): Delicious! Mind if I try one of your sunflower seeds?
Tinker Bell (munching): No problem!
(Fawn burps, they continue to munch)
Vidia: Yummy! Delicious!
(Tinker Bell smacks his lips)
(The car comes onto a field)
If you chose right, this is what you get:
Vidia: Yum! Yum! Yum! I love fast food!
Tinker Bell: Ooh! This looks good!
(Images of Tinker Bell, Vidia, and her friends are painted on the leaf with an Evil smiley and specials such as:)
Iridessa: Fairy wing on a cob! Fairy body parts! WEEEEEEEOOOOOOO!
Tinker Bell: Skin Pot Pie! (SCREAMS) It's us on the menu!
TROLL 1 (On speakerphone): Welcome! How would you like to try our fairy special?
Tinker Bell: Vidia! Get us out of here!
TROLL 1: (LAUGHING) It's dinnertime!
(Car drives out of the road fast and onto a field)
Part 2
(Silence for 5 seconds)
(LCD pops up)
Tinker Bell: Human technology! You got to love it!
(Rumbling coming from the Subwoofer Channel)
What's that?
Vidia: Uh, I think it's my stomach.
Tinker Bell: Are you sure? It's awful loud even for you!
(Rumbling continues; you face back to see sprinting thistles!)
ALL: STAMPEDE!
(Thundering footsteps on every channel)
Rosetta: Down! Down! Down!
(Sprinting thistles run away, you find yourself near Troll Bridge!)
Tinker Bell: That was close! That was really really close!
Rosetta (factual): Tinker Bell, Did you know the thistle is also called the "Ganew"?
Tinker Bell: Oh, "Gethank you" for the very good tidbit! We just almost got squiched here! You there! All safe and out of danger, what do you think? Which way? Tunnel or around the mountain?
If you chose left, you'll get this:
Vidia: The Troll Bridge!
(The trolls appear)
TROLL 2: Well! Looke here! Dinner and a side dish!
(Actual troll sounds appear in the rear speakers)
Silvermist: Uh oh! Trolls!
Tinker Bell: Let's get out of there!
Iridessa: Where?
Tinker Bell: Anywhere!
(You go down the tunnel into a cave, Tink and the other friends make some noise, and you end up in the chamber of mini-volcano vents)
If you chose right, you'll get this:
(You drive into the cave, the car stalls)
TINKER BELL: Oh no! It's really dark in here! Come on! Start! Start!
IRIDESSA: This is so scary! At least I have my blankie! (Kissing)! My blankie always makes me feel better!
TINKER BELL: That's my dress!
IRIDESSA: Oops! Sorry! Oooh! Look! There are some fireflies!
TINKER BELL: That's weird, they're in pairs!
(Tinker Bell turns on his flashlight; bats come flying in your face!)
(TINKER BELL SHRIEKS)
ALL: BATS!
Tinker Bell: EEEW! EEEW! Don't let them get in my skin!
(Car finally starts up! you arrive in the chamber of mini-volcano vents)
Part 3
TROLL 3: Oh! Isn't that just too bad! Your road seems to have come to an end!
Tinker Bell: Oh no! What do we do? Forward? Backward? Left? Right?
Vidia: There are no arrows on screen!
Tinker Bell: Oh great! So, Uh, forward it is! Hang on, girls!
(The mini-volcano vents erupt one by one in front of the jeep)
Tinker Bell: Right! No! No! Left! No! The other Left! Wait! Return! Stop! No! Go! Go! Go! Go! Ooh! Oooh! Look out! No! (Gibberish)! (SCREAMS)
Rosetta: I thought you were driving!?
Tinker Bell: I am!
(Trolls sounds from Rear channels)
Ok! It's over! It's over! Oh sure! Now they put up the arrows! Where were they then we needed them!?
Vidia: Maybe they just weren't ready! So what do you think? Should we go up or down?
Tinker Bell: Up! Down! Who cares?! Just help us!!!
TROLL 4: Excuse me! This is a toll road! And today's toll IS YOU!
Tinker Bell: Uh, Vidia! I think we're invited for dinner!
If you chose left, this is what you get:
Tinker Bell: Hold on!
(Car drives into a tunnel, rocks fall with the Subwoofer channel extremely intense)
Tinker Bell: Ooh! Oooh! Look out! No! (Gibberish)!
Vidia: AAAAAHAAAHAAAH!
Tinker Bell: Right! No! No! Left! No! The other Left!
Fawn: Wait! Which way is left again?
(You pass over lava)
Tinker Bell: Ow! Hot! Dress on fire!
TROLL 5: Oooh! HAHA! Can't wait to try some!
Silvermist: Oooh! Ow! Oooh! Ow! Hey! Oooh! Ouch! Eeee! Watch it! Oooh! Ow! Oooh! Ow! Oooh! Oooh! HOHO!
TROLL 6: Hey! Don't be a stranger!
(Car slams into darkness)
FAWN: Sorry!
If you chose right, this is what you get:
Iridessa: Stay to the right!
Tinker Bell: There is no right!
TROLL 5 (From behind): Hey! Would ya drop in for dinner?! (Laughing)
(Car drives dangerously close to the edge of a cliff, another troll laughs, you bump on a ramp, and you drop into a 2000m deep cave.)
(ALL SCREAMING)
(You continue to fall)
Tinker Bell: (SHRIEKS)
(The car crashes in the darkness)
ROSETTA: I think my hair is coming loose! Hey! Maybe I'll have to move to Tuscalossa.
TINKER BELL: Ooooy!
The Conclusion
(Back to the beginning of the route)
Tinker Bell: Well, here we are! Thank you for joining us on the tour! Please exit to the right! Make sure you have all your personal belongings! Make sure to come back and see us real soon!
Vidia: Uh, Tinker Bell, is that all you're going to say after all we've been through?!
Tinker Bell: What? It's just a ride!
Rosetta: That was a ride?
Tinker Bell: Yeah, what did you think?
Fawn: Oh, Uh, I knew it was a ride, Yep!
Tinker Bell: Want to go on it again? Ooh! Wait! Let's look at our pictures first!
(Depending on the trip you took, your pictures will be different every time you go on the ride)
END

Monday, August 5, 2013

Disney Fairies' Virtual Flight Dove Tour


Pixie Hollow Winter Flight
Part 1
Tinker Bell: Hello out there and welcome to the Pixie Hollow Winter Flight! And just for you! We've got an owl's eye view!
Vidia: Actually, Tinker Bell, this is more than a dove drive through! Where is the dove anyway?
Tinker Bell: I thought you had it!
Silvermist: Uh-uh! You said you were gonna get her!
Tinker Bell: Maybe she's over there! Doves like water don't they?
Iridessa: Wait Tink! Lots of times, right here in the wastes there's…
(Cut to: In quick snow)
Tinker Bell: Sound's like it's cold sands! Sand is like a little rapid! Swift? Just stuck, you know? Quick?
Rosetta: Did you know quicksand is actually snow? So, it is really quick snow!
Tinker Bell: Quick snow! Quicksand! What difference does it make? We're sinking!
(ROSETTA WEEPING)
Tinker Bell: Sorry girls. It looks like the flight has come to a sad end! By now, Periwinkle and Gerda properly forgotten all about it!
(Until the dove named Gerda appears)
Tinker Bell: Periwinkle! You didn't forget!
(Periwinkle and Gerda lifts them into the basket)
(The Winter Woods)
Tinker Bell: Wow, I have never been this high up before!
Vidia: Look, Tinker Bell, it does go as high as doves high! Let's go over there!
Periwinkle: Good idea!
(Cut to: Snowy landscape)
TINKER BELL: We ride up high on the dove thigh!
FAWN: Oh boy oh boy!
(Gerda stops and spots a spider. She screeches and tries to fly away)
Periwinkle: Gerda, it's just a spider! Forget all about it!
(Gerda flip the basket with you inside it, luckily, you don't tip)
Vidia: She can't! Doves never forget!
(They all went upside down)
Tinker Bell: They all want some myth!
Silvermist: (Gibberish)!
Periwinkle: Well, it's just right!
(They went back up)
Iridessa: Did you know when a dove can speeds up to 35 miles per hour?
(Gerda stops, screeching)
Tinker Bell: Hurry, pick!
Rosetta: You, you pick!
Periwinkle: Would someone better pick! Maybe the spider can pick!
Fawn: I think he wants her our flight!
Tinker Bell: She properly wants to direct, too! Hey you out there; give us a hint will you?
If you chose left, this is what you get:
Tinker Bell: Oh great! Just want we need, a giant spider!
(Termites appear)
VIDIA: Wait! Those aren't spiders!
Periwinkle: It's dinner!
Silvermist: Oh! Great choice!
(Termites overwhelm the lens)
(ALL MUNCHING)
Tinker Bell: Hey! Quit hogging the termites!
Iridessa: But I am a hog!
If you chose right, you'll get this:
(Snow blows you from Gerda)
Tinker Bell: (YELPS)
(ALL COUGHING)
What is that? Lunch?
Vidia: Tastes ice creamy!
Periwinkle: Yummy!
Silvermist: Well, Tinker Bell, sometimes doves throw snow on themselves, for protection from the burning sun!
Tinker Bell: Thanks for the hot tip!
Part 2
TINKER BELL: Hey, Vidia! What did the sick chicken say?
VIDIA: Uh, Tinker Bell?
TINKER BELL: Oh no! I have the people-pox!
(Gerda screeches)
TINKER BELL: Are cue me?
VIDIA: Uh, Tinker Bell?
PERIWINKLE: Wait, wait! I got another one! What do you give a sick bird?
VIDIA: Uh, Tinker Bell?
PERIWINKLE: Tweetment!
(Tink and Peri's cruel jokes make Gerda run again with you inside it)
Silvermist: Wait! Tweetment?
Tinker Bell: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
Iridessa: I don't know!
Tinker Bell: Because it's too far to walk! (Laughing)!
(There is a person shot in which the "virtual" camera is stepped on/destroyed)
PERIWINKLE: Gerda, stop!
Rosetta: If you only say a magic word!
Tinker Bell: Gerda, stop! Please!!!
(Gerda stops)
Fawn: Hey, that was easy!
Tinker Bell: I don't believe it!
Vidia: Try it again, Tinker Bell!
Tinker Bell: Uh, Gerda! Please, lean to the left!
(Gerda leans to the left)
Silvermist: Gerda, please! Lean to the right!
(Gerda leans to the right)
Tinker Bell: Wow, impressive!
Iridessa: Oh boy! Now we know how to talk to her!
Periwinkle: Okay, which way do we tell her to go?
Rosetta: I don't know! What do you think?
Tinker Bell: Uh, let them choose! Hey you guys out there! Pick a direction!
Fawn: Just remember to say, "please"!
If you chose left, this is what you get:
Tinker Bell: Oh yeah! This is the best! We're freezing now!
(Until, blizzard engulfs you)
Literally!
Periwinkle: It looks like we're stuck between a glacier and a fridge!
VIDIA: I guess we better not tell them to stop drop and roll!
(Gerda screeches)
(Then the sunlight saves the day)
SILVERMIST: And so begins faith, trust, and pixie dust!
TINKER BELL: More like the faith of frozen skin!
If you chose right, you'll get this:
Periwinkle: Tinker Bell, I can't believe we're doing this!
TINKER BELL: Shh! They can start an avalanche if you make too much noise! Please, be quiet!
VIDIA: Uh oh! I'm getting a little nervous!
TINKER BELL: Vidia, be quiet!
(Snow began leaking out from the glaciers. Vidia sneezes wind. Nothing happened)
PERIWINKLE: (SIGHS) Well…
(A snow avalanche starts and buries them under about 3 and half tons of snow)
TINKER BELL: Oy!
Part 3
TINKER BELL: Well, thank goodness we got through that! Luckily, everything is now much, much worse than before!
Periwinkle: Well, we're frost! Make a…Whoa!
(They cross a hazardous bridge)
Tinker Bell: Don't look down! Don't look down!
VIDIA: It's more than an abyss or a chasm, Tinker Bell?
(The rope began to shake)
Periwinkle: Who care either way we're dead!
Silvermist: You never know maybe she's got a few tricks up her sleeve!
(The wood began to crack. The rope began to break)
TINKER BELL: Yeah!
(The bridge began to break apart. The rope snapped and soon to be a tight wire on a circus stage)
(Cut to: Glacier cave)
TINKER BELL: Oy! You know Vidia, I think she's ready for the big top!
(Until the basket bumped into the glacier)
(SCREAMS)
PERIWINKLE: Watch out!
(They fall off Gerda)
TINKER BELL: Ooh, this is perfect!
(The automated Fairy Mary appears)
Tinker Bell: Hey, Fairy Mary! Oh, good! You can help us!
Periwinkle: How do we get back to Gerda?
FAIRY MARY: Let's get back to work! So what are you going to do?
Tinker Bell: There's something familiar about this!
Vidia: Look Tinker Bell, we can use those glacier slopes to catch up with Gerda! We'll ride it right over there!
Tinker Bell: That's a great idea, Vidia!
Silvermist: But which one?
Periwinkle: Did they have any purple ones? Those are my favorite!
Iridessa: Nope! Just left or right?
Tinker Bell: Uh, listen girls! You wanna help us out here?
Rosetta: Do you know which slope takes us to Gerda?
If you chose left, you'll get this:
(You ride a roller coaster made of glaciers with all the turns and bends)
Tinker Bell: Watch out! Watch out!
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
(Camera facing the basket moving then switches back)
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
(Camera captures the crew flying out of the glacier slope)
(TINKER BELL SCREAMING)
(They landed in a snowy geyser field)
Tinker Bell: (GROANS) Don't these things erupt at a certain time of day?
Vidia: Why yes! When the water is heated to a certain point, the geyser erupts!
Periwinkle: I predict we are sitting on top of the biggest one!
(You are shot from a giant geyser)
(ALL YELLING)
TINKER BELL: Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
(They are shot into outer space. The basket floats around. They see stars)
ALIEN: It has been chosen!
(The spaceship appears. They see the Aliens (The cameo appearance from the Toy Story films))
Aliens: Ooh!
(The spaceship disappears)
RADIO: Houston, we got a basket trajectory confirmed! Stand by for pitch over! Okay, roger that! Uh, flight, you are going for re-entry! Have fun, girls!
Tinker Bell: Did I mention that I got a fear of heights?
Vidia: Oh, look at the view, though!
RADIO: Okay, girls! Houston, we have a basket re-entry on my mark: 5…4…3…2…1…Go!
If you chose right, you'll get this:
Vidia: Uh, Tinker Bell? Uh, Tinker Bell?
(You ride a roller coaster made of glaciers with all the turns and bends)
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
(Camera facing the basket moving then switches back)
Tinker Bell: Periwinkle? Periwinkle!
(Camera captures the crew flying out of the glacier slope)
(ALL YELLING)
IRIDESSA: Watch out!
(They landed in the smaller geyser in the snowy troll bridge. Trolls appear)
Tinker Bell: Uh oh! Hi, hi trolls!
(Until the smaller geyser shot them up in the air)
(ALL SCREAMING)
(They are shot into outer space. The basket floats around. They see stars. The satellite radio appears)
RADIO: Houston, we got a basket trajectory confirmed! Stand by for pitch over! Okay, roger that! Uh, flight, you are going for re-entry! Have fun, girls!
Periwinkle: Hey, Tinker Bell, do you know the continent of the UK includes fifty-three individual countries?
RADIO: Okay, girls! Houston, we have a basket re-entry on my mark…
Periwinkle: And the world's longest river called the Thames and the world's largest meadows of snowy England!
Part 4
(And then, they fall for re-entry like a burning meteor)
(ALL SHRIEKING)
(The fireball enters Earth)
RADIO: The basket is clear for landing and they're in for a bumpy ride!
(They fall at super high speeds through the snowy clouds of England)
(Switches to a camera facing Tink, Peri, Vidia, Silvermist, Iridessa, Rosetta, and Fawn then switches back)
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
(Then they fall at super high speeds through snowy London. You witness what a severe alcoholic sees. Tink's eyes become bulging. You witness what a severe alcoholic swirls. Peri's eyes become bulging. You witness what a severe alcoholic colorful tunnels) (Finally, they went tobogganing down an icy road in Bloomsbury, London)
(And they went flying in the air)
(ALL SCREAMING)
SILVERMIST: Brace yourselves!
(They splash in a frozen pond in Kensington Gardens after dropping another 200 meters)
Vidia: (Out of breath)! I can't believe we're still in one peace!
Tinker Bell: That was definitely the longest fall ever!
(Finally Gerda appears!)
Periwinkle: Gerda?
Gerda: What kept you?
(Gerda is a talking dove)
Periwinkle: She talks?
Gerda: What? A winter fairy can talk? But I can't!
Periwinkle: Of course, naturally, why wouldn't you talk? I talk? You know, a lot! You can talk!
(All giggling)
Tinker Bell: Thank you for joining us on the tour! Please exit to the right! Make sure to come back and see us real soon!
Vidia: Uh, tell me miss! Are you busy later?
(Gerda giggles)
(Depending on the ride you took, your pictures will be different every time you go on the ride)
END