Monday, August 5, 2013

Disney Fairies' Virtual Flight Dove Tour


Pixie Hollow Winter Flight
Part 1
Tinker Bell: Hello out there and welcome to the Pixie Hollow Winter Flight! And just for you! We've got an owl's eye view!
Vidia: Actually, Tinker Bell, this is more than a dove drive through! Where is the dove anyway?
Tinker Bell: I thought you had it!
Silvermist: Uh-uh! You said you were gonna get her!
Tinker Bell: Maybe she's over there! Doves like water don't they?
Iridessa: Wait Tink! Lots of times, right here in the wastes there's…
(Cut to: In quick snow)
Tinker Bell: Sound's like it's cold sands! Sand is like a little rapid! Swift? Just stuck, you know? Quick?
Rosetta: Did you know quicksand is actually snow? So, it is really quick snow!
Tinker Bell: Quick snow! Quicksand! What difference does it make? We're sinking!
(ROSETTA WEEPING)
Tinker Bell: Sorry girls. It looks like the flight has come to a sad end! By now, Periwinkle and Gerda properly forgotten all about it!
(Until the dove named Gerda appears)
Tinker Bell: Periwinkle! You didn't forget!
(Periwinkle and Gerda lifts them into the basket)
(The Winter Woods)
Tinker Bell: Wow, I have never been this high up before!
Vidia: Look, Tinker Bell, it does go as high as doves high! Let's go over there!
Periwinkle: Good idea!
(Cut to: Snowy landscape)
TINKER BELL: We ride up high on the dove thigh!
FAWN: Oh boy oh boy!
(Gerda stops and spots a spider. She screeches and tries to fly away)
Periwinkle: Gerda, it's just a spider! Forget all about it!
(Gerda flip the basket with you inside it, luckily, you don't tip)
Vidia: She can't! Doves never forget!
(They all went upside down)
Tinker Bell: They all want some myth!
Silvermist: (Gibberish)!
Periwinkle: Well, it's just right!
(They went back up)
Iridessa: Did you know when a dove can speeds up to 35 miles per hour?
(Gerda stops, screeching)
Tinker Bell: Hurry, pick!
Rosetta: You, you pick!
Periwinkle: Would someone better pick! Maybe the spider can pick!
Fawn: I think he wants her our flight!
Tinker Bell: She properly wants to direct, too! Hey you out there; give us a hint will you?
If you chose left, this is what you get:
Tinker Bell: Oh great! Just want we need, a giant spider!
(Termites appear)
VIDIA: Wait! Those aren't spiders!
Periwinkle: It's dinner!
Silvermist: Oh! Great choice!
(Termites overwhelm the lens)
(ALL MUNCHING)
Tinker Bell: Hey! Quit hogging the termites!
Iridessa: But I am a hog!
If you chose right, you'll get this:
(Snow blows you from Gerda)
Tinker Bell: (YELPS)
(ALL COUGHING)
What is that? Lunch?
Vidia: Tastes ice creamy!
Periwinkle: Yummy!
Silvermist: Well, Tinker Bell, sometimes doves throw snow on themselves, for protection from the burning sun!
Tinker Bell: Thanks for the hot tip!
Part 2
TINKER BELL: Hey, Vidia! What did the sick chicken say?
VIDIA: Uh, Tinker Bell?
TINKER BELL: Oh no! I have the people-pox!
(Gerda screeches)
TINKER BELL: Are cue me?
VIDIA: Uh, Tinker Bell?
PERIWINKLE: Wait, wait! I got another one! What do you give a sick bird?
VIDIA: Uh, Tinker Bell?
PERIWINKLE: Tweetment!
(Tink and Peri's cruel jokes make Gerda run again with you inside it)
Silvermist: Wait! Tweetment?
Tinker Bell: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
Iridessa: I don't know!
Tinker Bell: Because it's too far to walk! (Laughing)!
(There is a person shot in which the "virtual" camera is stepped on/destroyed)
PERIWINKLE: Gerda, stop!
Rosetta: If you only say a magic word!
Tinker Bell: Gerda, stop! Please!!!
(Gerda stops)
Fawn: Hey, that was easy!
Tinker Bell: I don't believe it!
Vidia: Try it again, Tinker Bell!
Tinker Bell: Uh, Gerda! Please, lean to the left!
(Gerda leans to the left)
Silvermist: Gerda, please! Lean to the right!
(Gerda leans to the right)
Tinker Bell: Wow, impressive!
Iridessa: Oh boy! Now we know how to talk to her!
Periwinkle: Okay, which way do we tell her to go?
Rosetta: I don't know! What do you think?
Tinker Bell: Uh, let them choose! Hey you guys out there! Pick a direction!
Fawn: Just remember to say, "please"!
If you chose left, this is what you get:
Tinker Bell: Oh yeah! This is the best! We're freezing now!
(Until, blizzard engulfs you)
Literally!
Periwinkle: It looks like we're stuck between a glacier and a fridge!
VIDIA: I guess we better not tell them to stop drop and roll!
(Gerda screeches)
(Then the sunlight saves the day)
SILVERMIST: And so begins faith, trust, and pixie dust!
TINKER BELL: More like the faith of frozen skin!
If you chose right, you'll get this:
Periwinkle: Tinker Bell, I can't believe we're doing this!
TINKER BELL: Shh! They can start an avalanche if you make too much noise! Please, be quiet!
VIDIA: Uh oh! I'm getting a little nervous!
TINKER BELL: Vidia, be quiet!
(Snow began leaking out from the glaciers. Vidia sneezes wind. Nothing happened)
PERIWINKLE: (SIGHS) Well…
(A snow avalanche starts and buries them under about 3 and half tons of snow)
TINKER BELL: Oy!
Part 3
TINKER BELL: Well, thank goodness we got through that! Luckily, everything is now much, much worse than before!
Periwinkle: Well, we're frost! Make a…Whoa!
(They cross a hazardous bridge)
Tinker Bell: Don't look down! Don't look down!
VIDIA: It's more than an abyss or a chasm, Tinker Bell?
(The rope began to shake)
Periwinkle: Who care either way we're dead!
Silvermist: You never know maybe she's got a few tricks up her sleeve!
(The wood began to crack. The rope began to break)
TINKER BELL: Yeah!
(The bridge began to break apart. The rope snapped and soon to be a tight wire on a circus stage)
(Cut to: Glacier cave)
TINKER BELL: Oy! You know Vidia, I think she's ready for the big top!
(Until the basket bumped into the glacier)
(SCREAMS)
PERIWINKLE: Watch out!
(They fall off Gerda)
TINKER BELL: Ooh, this is perfect!
(The automated Fairy Mary appears)
Tinker Bell: Hey, Fairy Mary! Oh, good! You can help us!
Periwinkle: How do we get back to Gerda?
FAIRY MARY: Let's get back to work! So what are you going to do?
Tinker Bell: There's something familiar about this!
Vidia: Look Tinker Bell, we can use those glacier slopes to catch up with Gerda! We'll ride it right over there!
Tinker Bell: That's a great idea, Vidia!
Silvermist: But which one?
Periwinkle: Did they have any purple ones? Those are my favorite!
Iridessa: Nope! Just left or right?
Tinker Bell: Uh, listen girls! You wanna help us out here?
Rosetta: Do you know which slope takes us to Gerda?
If you chose left, you'll get this:
(You ride a roller coaster made of glaciers with all the turns and bends)
Tinker Bell: Watch out! Watch out!
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
(Camera facing the basket moving then switches back)
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
(Camera captures the crew flying out of the glacier slope)
(TINKER BELL SCREAMING)
(They landed in a snowy geyser field)
Tinker Bell: (GROANS) Don't these things erupt at a certain time of day?
Vidia: Why yes! When the water is heated to a certain point, the geyser erupts!
Periwinkle: I predict we are sitting on top of the biggest one!
(You are shot from a giant geyser)
(ALL YELLING)
TINKER BELL: Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
(They are shot into outer space. The basket floats around. They see stars)
ALIEN: It has been chosen!
(The spaceship appears. They see the Aliens (The cameo appearance from the Toy Story films))
Aliens: Ooh!
(The spaceship disappears)
RADIO: Houston, we got a basket trajectory confirmed! Stand by for pitch over! Okay, roger that! Uh, flight, you are going for re-entry! Have fun, girls!
Tinker Bell: Did I mention that I got a fear of heights?
Vidia: Oh, look at the view, though!
RADIO: Okay, girls! Houston, we have a basket re-entry on my mark: 5…4…3…2…1…Go!
If you chose right, you'll get this:
Vidia: Uh, Tinker Bell? Uh, Tinker Bell?
(You ride a roller coaster made of glaciers with all the turns and bends)
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
(Camera facing the basket moving then switches back)
Tinker Bell: Periwinkle? Periwinkle!
(Camera captures the crew flying out of the glacier slope)
(ALL YELLING)
IRIDESSA: Watch out!
(They landed in the smaller geyser in the snowy troll bridge. Trolls appear)
Tinker Bell: Uh oh! Hi, hi trolls!
(Until the smaller geyser shot them up in the air)
(ALL SCREAMING)
(They are shot into outer space. The basket floats around. They see stars. The satellite radio appears)
RADIO: Houston, we got a basket trajectory confirmed! Stand by for pitch over! Okay, roger that! Uh, flight, you are going for re-entry! Have fun, girls!
Periwinkle: Hey, Tinker Bell, do you know the continent of the UK includes fifty-three individual countries?
RADIO: Okay, girls! Houston, we have a basket re-entry on my mark…
Periwinkle: And the world's longest river called the Thames and the world's largest meadows of snowy England!
Part 4
(And then, they fall for re-entry like a burning meteor)
(ALL SHRIEKING)
(The fireball enters Earth)
RADIO: The basket is clear for landing and they're in for a bumpy ride!
(They fall at super high speeds through the snowy clouds of England)
(Switches to a camera facing Tink, Peri, Vidia, Silvermist, Iridessa, Rosetta, and Fawn then switches back)
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
(Then they fall at super high speeds through snowy London. You witness what a severe alcoholic sees. Tink's eyes become bulging. You witness what a severe alcoholic swirls. Peri's eyes become bulging. You witness what a severe alcoholic colorful tunnels) (Finally, they went tobogganing down an icy road in Bloomsbury, London)
(And they went flying in the air)
(ALL SCREAMING)
SILVERMIST: Brace yourselves!
(They splash in a frozen pond in Kensington Gardens after dropping another 200 meters)
Vidia: (Out of breath)! I can't believe we're still in one peace!
Tinker Bell: That was definitely the longest fall ever!
(Finally Gerda appears!)
Periwinkle: Gerda?
Gerda: What kept you?
(Gerda is a talking dove)
Periwinkle: She talks?
Gerda: What? A winter fairy can talk? But I can't!
Periwinkle: Of course, naturally, why wouldn't you talk? I talk? You know, a lot! You can talk!
(All giggling)
Tinker Bell: Thank you for joining us on the tour! Please exit to the right! Make sure to come back and see us real soon!
Vidia: Uh, tell me miss! Are you busy later?
(Gerda giggles)
(Depending on the ride you took, your pictures will be different every time you go on the ride)
END

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