Jeep Tour
Part 1
Tinker Bell: Welcome to the nighttime flight jeep tour! We're going in style this time, folks! Real luxury! Watch this!
(LCD pops up)
GPS
(Switches to "Born of Laughter")
DVD
(A piece of bacon comes onscreen)
Vidia: Emergency Bacon!
Tinker Bell (correcting Vidia): It's not bacon! It's "Beacon"! Emergency Beacon!
Vidia: Sorry!
(LCD flips down)
Tinker Bell: All right, girls! Cameras ready? Let's do it!
(Car drives)
Notice the exotic pixie fantasy life.
(A thistle sign comes up)
Ooh, look, a thistle crossing! Stop the jeep!
(LCD comes up)
That red dot's us, right?
Silvermist: I think so. Hmm, I wonder what that sound is?
(Thundering footsteps come from your DD receiver's L and Subwoofer Channels, a sprinting thistle appears)
ALL: SPRINTING THISTLE!
(The thistle bumps the jeep; the DVD player skips to parts of "Tinker Bell" movie)
DVD ("The Hawk"): This is my hiding spot!
(Thistle bumps again)
DVD ("The Mainland Awaits"): Fairies to the south!
(Thistle bumps again)
DVD ("Still Trying"): Look out!
Tinker Bell: He's gonna skewer us! Go! Go! Give it some gas! (SCREAMING)
(Car drives very fast, you hear the thistle on your SL speaker, and you end up on Restaurant Road)
Vidia! I'm okay! Are you okay? How do you feel?
Iridessa: Uh, actually, I feel a little hungry.
Tinker Bell: Hey! You're in luck! Restaurant Road! Which one do you want to pick? Your choice! As long as they've got food, Vidia and I will be right at home!
Rosetta: Left looks good, no, right, no, left, I'm hungry, and I just can't decide!
Tinker Bell: Jeez! Now I'm getting hungry! Let's go!
If you chose left, this is what you get:
Silvermist: Ooh! They've got all my favorites, Tink!
GARBLE ON SPEAKERPHONE: we aaaaav abrov carenm snovez
Tinker Bell: Aaa, Hmm, I'll have the Double Double Pumpkin Burger, Side of Boysenberries. Ooh! Wait! Can I super size that to Raspberries? Ooh! And some nachos with extra sunflower seeds!
Vidia: I'll have the muffin combo on a leaf; hold the acorn butter, and the lemon tart on a stick. The giant one! Not the lesser of the two lemon tarts! (Laughing) Ooh! And I also want a lice cream cone!
Tinker Bell: Make that 2!
GARBLE ON SPEAKERPHONE: we aaaaav abrov carenm snovez
Iridessa: What?
Tinker Bell: He said (Muffled: MMMMMMMMMMMOMOMOMMMMMMMMMMOOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOOMMMMMMMMOMOMOMMM)
Rosetta: Uh, maybe he means go to the drive up window.
(A plate with everything they ordered comes up)
Tinker Bell (munching): Great find! We have to come back here.
Fawn (munching): Delicious! Mind if I try one of your sunflower seeds?
Tinker Bell (munching): No problem!
(Fawn burps, they continue to munch)
Vidia: Yummy! Delicious!
(Tinker Bell smacks his lips)
(The car comes onto a field)
If you chose right, this is what you get:
Vidia: Yum! Yum! Yum! I love fast food!
Tinker Bell: Ooh! This looks good!
(Images of Tinker Bell, Vidia, and her friends are painted on the leaf with an Evil smiley and specials such as:)
Iridessa: Fairy wing on a cob! Fairy body parts! WEEEEEEEOOOOOOO!
Tinker Bell: Skin Pot Pie! (SCREAMS) It's us on the menu!
TROLL 1 (On speakerphone): Welcome! How would you like to try our fairy special?
Tinker Bell: Vidia! Get us out of here!
TROLL 1: (LAUGHING) It's dinnertime!
(Car drives out of the road fast and onto a field)
Part 2
(Silence for 5 seconds)
(LCD pops up)
Tinker Bell: Human technology! You got to love it!
(Rumbling coming from the Subwoofer Channel)
What's that?
Vidia: Uh, I think it's my stomach.
Tinker Bell: Are you sure? It's awful loud even for you!
(Rumbling continues; you face back to see sprinting thistles!)
ALL: STAMPEDE!
(Thundering footsteps on every channel)
Rosetta: Down! Down! Down!
(Sprinting thistles run away, you find yourself near Troll Bridge!)
Tinker Bell: That was close! That was really really close!
Rosetta (factual): Tinker Bell, Did you know the thistle is also called the "Ganew"?
Tinker Bell: Oh, "Gethank you" for the very good tidbit! We just almost got squiched here! You there! All safe and out of danger, what do you think? Which way? Tunnel or around the mountain?
If you chose left, you'll get this:
Vidia: The Troll Bridge!
(The trolls appear)
TROLL 2: Well! Looke here! Dinner and a side dish!
(Actual troll sounds appear in the rear speakers)
Silvermist: Uh oh! Trolls!
Tinker Bell: Let's get out of there!
Iridessa: Where?
Tinker Bell: Anywhere!
(You go down the tunnel into a cave, Tink and the other friends make some noise, and you end up in the chamber of mini-volcano vents)
If you chose right, you'll get this:
(You drive into the cave, the car stalls)
TINKER BELL: Oh no! It's really dark in here! Come on! Start! Start!
IRIDESSA: This is so scary! At least I have my blankie! (Kissing)! My blankie always makes me feel better!
TINKER BELL: That's my dress!
IRIDESSA: Oops! Sorry! Oooh! Look! There are some fireflies!
TINKER BELL: That's weird, they're in pairs!
(Tinker Bell turns on his flashlight; bats come flying in your face!)
(TINKER BELL SHRIEKS)
ALL: BATS!
Tinker Bell: EEEW! EEEW! Don't let them get in my skin!
(Car finally starts up! you arrive in the chamber of mini-volcano vents)
Part 3
TROLL 3: Oh! Isn't that just too bad! Your road seems to have come to an end!
Tinker Bell: Oh no! What do we do? Forward? Backward? Left? Right?
Vidia: There are no arrows on screen!
Tinker Bell: Oh great! So, Uh, forward it is! Hang on, girls!
(The mini-volcano vents erupt one by one in front of the jeep)
Tinker Bell: Right! No! No! Left! No! The other Left! Wait! Return! Stop! No! Go! Go! Go! Go! Ooh! Oooh! Look out! No! (Gibberish)! (SCREAMS)
Rosetta: I thought you were driving!?
Tinker Bell: I am!
(Trolls sounds from Rear channels)
Ok! It's over! It's over! Oh sure! Now they put up the arrows! Where were they then we needed them!?
Vidia: Maybe they just weren't ready! So what do you think? Should we go up or down?
Tinker Bell: Up! Down! Who cares?! Just help us!!!
TROLL 4: Excuse me! This is a toll road! And today's toll IS YOU!
Tinker Bell: Uh, Vidia! I think we're invited for dinner!
If you chose left, this is what you get:
Tinker Bell: Hold on!
(Car drives into a tunnel, rocks fall with the Subwoofer channel extremely intense)
Tinker Bell: Ooh! Oooh! Look out! No! (Gibberish)!
Vidia: AAAAAHAAAHAAAH!
Tinker Bell: Right! No! No! Left! No! The other Left!
Fawn: Wait! Which way is left again?
(You pass over lava)
Tinker Bell: Ow! Hot! Dress on fire!
TROLL 5: Oooh! HAHA! Can't wait to try some!
Silvermist: Oooh! Ow! Oooh! Ow! Hey! Oooh! Ouch! Eeee! Watch it! Oooh! Ow! Oooh! Ow! Oooh! Oooh! HOHO!
TROLL 6: Hey! Don't be a stranger!
(Car slams into darkness)
FAWN: Sorry!
If you chose right, this is what you get:
Iridessa: Stay to the right!
Tinker Bell: There is no right!
TROLL 5 (From behind): Hey! Would ya drop in for dinner?! (Laughing)
(Car drives dangerously close to the edge of a cliff, another troll laughs, you bump on a ramp, and you drop into a 2000m deep cave.)
(ALL SCREAMING)
(You continue to fall)
Tinker Bell: (SHRIEKS)
(The car crashes in the darkness)
ROSETTA: I think my hair is coming loose! Hey! Maybe I'll have to move to Tuscalossa.
TINKER BELL: Ooooy!
The Conclusion
(Back to the beginning of the route)
Tinker Bell: Well, here we are! Thank you for joining us on the tour! Please exit to the right! Make sure you have all your personal belongings! Make sure to come back and see us real soon!
Vidia: Uh, Tinker Bell, is that all you're going to say after all we've been through?!
Tinker Bell: What? It's just a ride!
Rosetta: That was a ride?
Tinker Bell: Yeah, what did you think?
Fawn: Oh, Uh, I knew it was a ride, Yep!
Tinker Bell: Want to go on it again? Ooh! Wait! Let's look at our pictures first!
(Depending on the trip you took, your pictures will be different every time you go on the ride)
END
Part 1
Tinker Bell: Welcome to the nighttime flight jeep tour! We're going in style this time, folks! Real luxury! Watch this!
(LCD pops up)
GPS
(Switches to "Born of Laughter")
DVD
(A piece of bacon comes onscreen)
Vidia: Emergency Bacon!
Tinker Bell (correcting Vidia): It's not bacon! It's "Beacon"! Emergency Beacon!
Vidia: Sorry!
(LCD flips down)
Tinker Bell: All right, girls! Cameras ready? Let's do it!
(Car drives)
Notice the exotic pixie fantasy life.
(A thistle sign comes up)
Ooh, look, a thistle crossing! Stop the jeep!
(LCD comes up)
That red dot's us, right?
Silvermist: I think so. Hmm, I wonder what that sound is?
(Thundering footsteps come from your DD receiver's L and Subwoofer Channels, a sprinting thistle appears)
ALL: SPRINTING THISTLE!
(The thistle bumps the jeep; the DVD player skips to parts of "Tinker Bell" movie)
DVD ("The Hawk"): This is my hiding spot!
(Thistle bumps again)
DVD ("The Mainland Awaits"): Fairies to the south!
(Thistle bumps again)
DVD ("Still Trying"): Look out!
Tinker Bell: He's gonna skewer us! Go! Go! Give it some gas! (SCREAMING)
(Car drives very fast, you hear the thistle on your SL speaker, and you end up on Restaurant Road)
Vidia! I'm okay! Are you okay? How do you feel?
Iridessa: Uh, actually, I feel a little hungry.
Tinker Bell: Hey! You're in luck! Restaurant Road! Which one do you want to pick? Your choice! As long as they've got food, Vidia and I will be right at home!
Rosetta: Left looks good, no, right, no, left, I'm hungry, and I just can't decide!
Tinker Bell: Jeez! Now I'm getting hungry! Let's go!
If you chose left, this is what you get:
Silvermist: Ooh! They've got all my favorites, Tink!
GARBLE ON SPEAKERPHONE: we aaaaav abrov carenm snovez
Tinker Bell: Aaa, Hmm, I'll have the Double Double Pumpkin Burger, Side of Boysenberries. Ooh! Wait! Can I super size that to Raspberries? Ooh! And some nachos with extra sunflower seeds!
Vidia: I'll have the muffin combo on a leaf; hold the acorn butter, and the lemon tart on a stick. The giant one! Not the lesser of the two lemon tarts! (Laughing) Ooh! And I also want a lice cream cone!
Tinker Bell: Make that 2!
GARBLE ON SPEAKERPHONE: we aaaaav abrov carenm snovez
Iridessa: What?
Tinker Bell: He said (Muffled: MMMMMMMMMMMOMOMOMMMMMMMMMMOOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOOMMMMMMMMOMOMOMMM)
Rosetta: Uh, maybe he means go to the drive up window.
(A plate with everything they ordered comes up)
Tinker Bell (munching): Great find! We have to come back here.
Fawn (munching): Delicious! Mind if I try one of your sunflower seeds?
Tinker Bell (munching): No problem!
(Fawn burps, they continue to munch)
Vidia: Yummy! Delicious!
(Tinker Bell smacks his lips)
(The car comes onto a field)
If you chose right, this is what you get:
Vidia: Yum! Yum! Yum! I love fast food!
Tinker Bell: Ooh! This looks good!
(Images of Tinker Bell, Vidia, and her friends are painted on the leaf with an Evil smiley and specials such as:)
Iridessa: Fairy wing on a cob! Fairy body parts! WEEEEEEEOOOOOOO!
Tinker Bell: Skin Pot Pie! (SCREAMS) It's us on the menu!
TROLL 1 (On speakerphone): Welcome! How would you like to try our fairy special?
Tinker Bell: Vidia! Get us out of here!
TROLL 1: (LAUGHING) It's dinnertime!
(Car drives out of the road fast and onto a field)
Part 2
(Silence for 5 seconds)
(LCD pops up)
Tinker Bell: Human technology! You got to love it!
(Rumbling coming from the Subwoofer Channel)
What's that?
Vidia: Uh, I think it's my stomach.
Tinker Bell: Are you sure? It's awful loud even for you!
(Rumbling continues; you face back to see sprinting thistles!)
ALL: STAMPEDE!
(Thundering footsteps on every channel)
Rosetta: Down! Down! Down!
(Sprinting thistles run away, you find yourself near Troll Bridge!)
Tinker Bell: That was close! That was really really close!
Rosetta (factual): Tinker Bell, Did you know the thistle is also called the "Ganew"?
Tinker Bell: Oh, "Gethank you" for the very good tidbit! We just almost got squiched here! You there! All safe and out of danger, what do you think? Which way? Tunnel or around the mountain?
If you chose left, you'll get this:
Vidia: The Troll Bridge!
(The trolls appear)
TROLL 2: Well! Looke here! Dinner and a side dish!
(Actual troll sounds appear in the rear speakers)
Silvermist: Uh oh! Trolls!
Tinker Bell: Let's get out of there!
Iridessa: Where?
Tinker Bell: Anywhere!
(You go down the tunnel into a cave, Tink and the other friends make some noise, and you end up in the chamber of mini-volcano vents)
If you chose right, you'll get this:
(You drive into the cave, the car stalls)
TINKER BELL: Oh no! It's really dark in here! Come on! Start! Start!
IRIDESSA: This is so scary! At least I have my blankie! (Kissing)! My blankie always makes me feel better!
TINKER BELL: That's my dress!
IRIDESSA: Oops! Sorry! Oooh! Look! There are some fireflies!
TINKER BELL: That's weird, they're in pairs!
(Tinker Bell turns on his flashlight; bats come flying in your face!)
(TINKER BELL SHRIEKS)
ALL: BATS!
Tinker Bell: EEEW! EEEW! Don't let them get in my skin!
(Car finally starts up! you arrive in the chamber of mini-volcano vents)
Part 3
TROLL 3: Oh! Isn't that just too bad! Your road seems to have come to an end!
Tinker Bell: Oh no! What do we do? Forward? Backward? Left? Right?
Vidia: There are no arrows on screen!
Tinker Bell: Oh great! So, Uh, forward it is! Hang on, girls!
(The mini-volcano vents erupt one by one in front of the jeep)
Tinker Bell: Right! No! No! Left! No! The other Left! Wait! Return! Stop! No! Go! Go! Go! Go! Ooh! Oooh! Look out! No! (Gibberish)! (SCREAMS)
Rosetta: I thought you were driving!?
Tinker Bell: I am!
(Trolls sounds from Rear channels)
Ok! It's over! It's over! Oh sure! Now they put up the arrows! Where were they then we needed them!?
Vidia: Maybe they just weren't ready! So what do you think? Should we go up or down?
Tinker Bell: Up! Down! Who cares?! Just help us!!!
TROLL 4: Excuse me! This is a toll road! And today's toll IS YOU!
Tinker Bell: Uh, Vidia! I think we're invited for dinner!
If you chose left, this is what you get:
Tinker Bell: Hold on!
(Car drives into a tunnel, rocks fall with the Subwoofer channel extremely intense)
Tinker Bell: Ooh! Oooh! Look out! No! (Gibberish)!
Vidia: AAAAAHAAAHAAAH!
Tinker Bell: Right! No! No! Left! No! The other Left!
Fawn: Wait! Which way is left again?
(You pass over lava)
Tinker Bell: Ow! Hot! Dress on fire!
TROLL 5: Oooh! HAHA! Can't wait to try some!
Silvermist: Oooh! Ow! Oooh! Ow! Hey! Oooh! Ouch! Eeee! Watch it! Oooh! Ow! Oooh! Ow! Oooh! Oooh! HOHO!
TROLL 6: Hey! Don't be a stranger!
(Car slams into darkness)
FAWN: Sorry!
If you chose right, this is what you get:
Iridessa: Stay to the right!
Tinker Bell: There is no right!
TROLL 5 (From behind): Hey! Would ya drop in for dinner?! (Laughing)
(Car drives dangerously close to the edge of a cliff, another troll laughs, you bump on a ramp, and you drop into a 2000m deep cave.)
(ALL SCREAMING)
(You continue to fall)
Tinker Bell: (SHRIEKS)
(The car crashes in the darkness)
ROSETTA: I think my hair is coming loose! Hey! Maybe I'll have to move to Tuscalossa.
TINKER BELL: Ooooy!
The Conclusion
(Back to the beginning of the route)
Tinker Bell: Well, here we are! Thank you for joining us on the tour! Please exit to the right! Make sure you have all your personal belongings! Make sure to come back and see us real soon!
Vidia: Uh, Tinker Bell, is that all you're going to say after all we've been through?!
Tinker Bell: What? It's just a ride!
Rosetta: That was a ride?
Tinker Bell: Yeah, what did you think?
Fawn: Oh, Uh, I knew it was a ride, Yep!
Tinker Bell: Want to go on it again? Ooh! Wait! Let's look at our pictures first!
(Depending on the trip you took, your pictures will be different every time you go on the ride)
END
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