Disney NeverEnding Chronology (Spring 2017 Part 1) - Subtitles (en)

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Knock, knock.
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(CLEARS THROAT) Oh.
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Hey, Dusty.
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I just...
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Hmm.
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I wish there was, uh...
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You know, I wish there was

something I could do.
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Oh, there's nothing. It's all right.
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I'm old, Dusty.
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Looks like my firefighting days are over.
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Uh, no.
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No, Mayday.
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Look, there's still plenty

of firefight left in you.
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Look at...
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I mean, right here,

"Firefighter of the Year."
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Huh, 1968.
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Okay. Your Bronze Star.
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Old and tarnished.
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Like me.
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DUSTY: Oh.
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Is this you and an old crop duster?
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-Hmm?

-This one, right here.

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Oh, yeah.
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Mendocino, 1956.
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Oh, '55, '55.
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Yeah, I was there. Yeah, I was there.
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I got to witness

one of the very first aerial firefighters.
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-DUSTY: Oh.

-Nowadays known as a "SEAT."

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DUSTY: A "SEAT"?
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MAYDAY:

Yeah. A "Single Engine Air Tanker."
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DUSTY: Huh.
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MAYDAY:

You see, instead of dusting crops,
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you know, like you used to do,
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they drop water.
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-Wow.

-Yeah.
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Uh,
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Mayday?
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Mmm-hmm?
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What if I became our second firefighter?
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You?
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Yeah. Dottie will fix you up,
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and I'll get certified.
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What about your racing?
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Look. Right now, we need

to get Propwash reopened.
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Me...
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And you.
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I don't know what to say.
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Thanks, Dusty.
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KING: Donald,
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I'm sorry to rush off
without saying goodbye,
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but there's big trouble brewing.
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I'm not sure why, but the stars have
been blinking out, one by one.
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And that means disaster
can't be far behind.
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I hate to leave you all
but I've gotta go check into it.
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There's someone with a "key",
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the key to our survival.
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So I need you and Goofy to find him,
and stick with him. Got it?
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We need that key or we're doomed!
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So go to Traverse Town and find Leon.
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He'll point you in the right direction.

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P.S.
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Would you apologize to Minnie for me?
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Thanks, pal.

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DAISY: Oh, dear!
What could this mean?

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It means we'll just have to trust the king.

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Gawrsh, I sure hope he's all right.

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Your Highness.
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Don't worry.
We'll find the king and this "key."

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Thank you, both of you.

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Daisy, can you take care of...

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Of course.
You be careful, now, both of you.

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Oh, and to chronicle your travels,
he will accompany you.

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Over here!
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Cricket's the name.
Jiminy Cricket, at your service.

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We hope for your safe return.
Please help the king.

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You're coming, too!

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GOOFY: Gawrsh, Jiminy,
your world disappeared, too?

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JIMINY: It was terrible.
We were scattered.
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And as far as I can see, I'm the
only one who made it to this castle.

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Goofy?

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Oh, right...
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I gotcha. While we're in the other worlds,
we can't let on where we're from.
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We've gotta protect the world border.

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"Order."

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Right. World order. (LAUGHS)
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(DONALD SIGHS)

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I guess we'll need new
duds when we get there.

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(WHIRRING)

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Hello up there?
Donald Duck to launch crew!
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Anytime you're ready.
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(BEEPING)
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(WHIRRING)

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DONALD: Blast off!
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-(DONALD QUACKING)
-GOOFY: Ya-hoo-hoo-hooey!
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(THUNDER RUMBLING)

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(BABY LEWIS CRYING)

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(FEET PATTERING)

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(KNOCKING)

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(BABY LEWIS CRYING)

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(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

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(ELECTRONIC SURGE THUMPS)

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(STEADY BEEPING)

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(CLANK)

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(RUMBLING)

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(WHOOSHING)

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(CLANK)

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(ELECTRONIC BEEPING)

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(CROWD MURMURING)

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(ELECTRIC SURGE THUMPS)

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(FOOTSTEPS THUDDING)

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(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

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(FEMALE VOICE) Read the charges.

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Dr. Jumba Jookiba,

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lead scientist of

Galaxy Defense Industries,

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you stand before this council

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accused of illegal

genetic experimentation.

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(ELECTRONIC WHIRRING)

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(THUD)

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GRAND COUNCILWOMAN:

How do you plead?

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Not guilty!

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My experiments are only theoretical,

completely within legal boundaries.

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We believe you actually

created something.

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Created something? Ha!

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But that would be

irresponsible and unethical.

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I would never, ever...

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(WHOOSHES SOFTLY)

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...make more than one.

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(GROWLING AND SNARLING)

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(CLANKS)

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(ALL GASPING)

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What is that monstrosity?

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Monstrosity?

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What you see before you is

the first of a new species.

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I call it experiment 6-2-6.

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(SNARLING)

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JUMBA: He is bulletproof, fireproof

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and can think faster

than supercomputer.

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He can see in the dark

and move objects 3,000 times his size.

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His only instinct,

to destroy everything he touches!

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(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

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So, it is a monster.

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Hey, just a little one.

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It is an affront to nature.

It must be destroyed!

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Calm yourself, Captain Gantu.

Perhaps it can be reasoned with.

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Experiment 6-2-6, give us some sign

you understand any of this.

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Show us that there is something

inside you that is good.

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(CLEARING THROAT)

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ALL: Hmm?

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Meega, nala kweesta!

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(HORRIFIED GASPS)

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(RETCHING)

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So naughty!

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(CACKLING SINISTERLY)

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I didn't teach it that.

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Place that idiot scientist under arrest!

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I prefer to be called "evil genius"!

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And as for that abomination...

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(SLURPING)

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...it is the flawed product

of a deranged mind.

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(GLASS SQUEAKING)

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It has no place among us.

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Captain Gantu, take him away.

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With pleasure.

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(KNUCKLES CRACKING)

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(MUTTERING)

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(CLANKING)

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(SNARLING)

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(SQUEAKS)

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(JABBERING)

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(YELPS)

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Hmm.

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(GURGLING)

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(CLANKING AND WHIRRING)

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(SNORTING)

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Uncomfortable?

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Oh... Good!

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The council has banished you

to exile on a desert asteroid.

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So, relax... Enjoy the trip

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and don't get any ideas.

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These guns are locked

onto your genetic signature.

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They won't shoot anyone but you.

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(FEROCIOUS SNARL)

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Ow! Why, you...

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(CLEARING THROAT)

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May I remind the Captain

that he is on duty.

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(PISTOL SQUEAKS AND POPS)

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Secure the cell!

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Aye, captain.

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(WHIRS AND THUDS)

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(HATCH WHIRS SHUT)

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FEMALE OFFICER: Captain on deck.

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All ahead full.

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(SEAT CUSHION HISSES)

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(CONTROLS BEEPING)

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Do... Does this, uh,

look infected to you?

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(ENGINE WHOOSHING)

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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)

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(GUNS WHIRRING)

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(CLICKING AND WHIRRING)

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Oh!

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(THROATY GURGLING)

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(HIGH-PITCHED SQUEAL)

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(GURGLING AND WHIRRING

CONTINUE)

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Quiet, you.

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(GROWLING AND SNORTING)

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-Gunfire in the cell bay!

-Open a channel.

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(TEETH CHATTERING)

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(CHUCKLING)

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(WHIMPERING)

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(GUNS ZAPPING)

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(ALARM BUZZING)

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He's loose on Deck C!

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Red alert. Seal off the deck!

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(YELPS, GRUNTS)

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(WHIMPERING)

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(GRUNTING)

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Security, converge on Door 7!

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GANTU: (OVER INTERCOM)

Deadly force authorized. Fire on sight!

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There he is!

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(SQUEALING)

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Security to bridge.

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It's in the ventilation system.

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(FOOTSTEPS CLICKING)

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He's headed for the power...

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(ENGINES WHINING)

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...grid.

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(LOUD THUD, WHOOSHING)

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What was that?

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I don't think he's on the ship anymore.

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Confirmed. He's taken a police cruiser.

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(ALARM BEEPING)

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Yeah... He took the red one.

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(HORN HONKING)

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Yee-haw!

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(WEAPON FIRE CRACKLING)

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(YELLING)

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(WEAPONS ZAPPING)

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(WHOOSHING)

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(GRUNTS)

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(ENGINES WHINING)

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Hmm?

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PILOT: That's it! We got it. We got it!

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(SHOUTING AND LAUGHING)

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COMPUTER VOICE:

Hyperdrive activated. System charging.

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He's engaged his H-drive!

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COMPUTER: Warning,

guidance is not functional.

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Pursuit Commander, that crazy trog

is about to make a jump!

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COMMANDER: Break formation!

Get clear of that ship!

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Navigation failure.

Do not engage hyper...

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(THUNDEROUS EXPLOSION)

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(ELECTRICAL CRACKLING)

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(POUNDS CHAIR)

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(FRUSTRATED SIGH)

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Get me Galactic Control.

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(DOOR WHOOSHES)

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Where is he?

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He's still in hyperspace.

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Where will he exit?

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Calculating now.

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Quadrant 17, section 0-0-5, area 51.

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A planet called... Ee-arth.

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I want an expert on this planet

in here now!

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(MONITOR BEEPING)

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What is that?

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Water. Most of the planet

is covered in it.

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He won't survive in water.

His molecular density is too great.

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(RELIEVED SIGHS)

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(BEEPING CONTINUES)

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No...

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(BELL DINGING)

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(CLAMORING)

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Of course.

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How much time do we have?

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We have projected his landing

at three hours, 42 minutes.

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Oh, we have to gas the planet.

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Hold it! Hold everything!

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Earth is a protected wildlife preserve.

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Yeah. We've been using it

to rebuild the mosquito population

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which, need I remind you,

is an endangered species!

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Am I to assume you are the expert?

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(LAUGHING MODESTLY)

Oh, I don't know about "expert."

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(CLEARS THROAT)

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Agent Pleakley at your service.

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Can we not simply destroy the island?

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No! Crazyhead!

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The mosquito's food of choice,

primitive humanoid life forms,

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have colonies all over that planet.

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Are they intelligent?

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No, but they're very delicate.

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In fact, every time an asteroid strikes

their planet,

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they have to begin life all over.

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(SIGHS)

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It's fascinating, isn't it?

With this, I've been able to study...

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What if our military forces

just landed there?

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Well, that'd be a bad idea!

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These are extremely

simple creatures, miss.

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Landing there would create

mass mayhem and planet-wide panic!

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A quiet capture would require

an understanding of 6-2-6

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that we do not possess!

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Who, then, Mr. Pleakley,

would you send for his extraction?

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Does he have a brother?

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Close grandmother, perhaps?

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(ANGRY SHOUTING)

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(INSANE JABBERING)

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Friendly cousin?

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Neighbor with a beard?

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(INMATES CHANTING FURIOUSLY)

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(WHIRRING)

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(ELECTRICAL HUMMING)

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(ENRAGED ROARING)

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(GOBBLING)

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(SNIFFLES)

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(JUMBA MURMURING)

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(LAUGHING SINISTERLY)

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He got away?

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I'm sure this comes

as no surprise to you.

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I designed this creature

for to be unstoppable.

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Which is precisely why

you must now bring him back.

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What? Me?

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And to reward you,

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we are willing to trade

your freedom for his capture.

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(SIGHS)

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6-2-6 will not come easily.

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Maybe direct hit from plasma cannon

might stun him long enough to...

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Plasma cannon granted.

Do we have a bargain, Dr. Jumba?

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(GRUNTS)

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B-b-but it's a delicate planet!

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(SINGSONG)

Who's going to control him?

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You will.

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Very good, your highness.

I... I didn't quite...

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(DOOR SLAMS SHUT)

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Uh, you're not joking!

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So, tell me, my little one-eyed one,

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on what poor, pitiful,

defenseless planet

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has my monstrosity been unleashed?

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(NORTH VOCALIZING)
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(NORTH LAUGHS)
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NORTH: Still waiting for cookies!
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(CONTINUES VOCALIZING)
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(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)
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(CHUCKLES) Yes!
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Ah, finally!
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(MUNCHING) Mmm! Mmm.
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(LAUGHS)
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(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
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(EXCLAIMS IN DISAPPOINTMENT)
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(GASPS)
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(BOTH EXCLAIMING FEARFULLY)
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(SIGHS) How many times

have I told you to knock?
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-(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

-What?
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The Globe?
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Shoo with your pointy heads.
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Why are you always under boot?
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(CRACKLING)
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What is this?
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Have you checked the axis?

Is rotation balanced?
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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(YETIS EXCLAIM FEARFULLY)
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(LAUGHING EVILLY)
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Can it be?
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Dingle!
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Make preparations.
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We are going to have company.
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(SIGHS CONTENTEDLY)
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TOOTH: Eighteen central incisors.
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Moscow, sector 9.
22 incisors, 18 premolars.

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Uh-oh. Heavy rain advisory.
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Des Moines, we've got a cusped

at 23 Maple. Head out!
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Wait! It's her first tooth.
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Have you ever seen

a more adorable lateral incisor
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in all of your life?
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Look how she flossed.
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(FAIRY SQUEAKING)
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(GASPS)
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NORTH: My fellow Guardians,

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it is our job to watch over

the children of the world
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and keep them safe.
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To bring wonder, hope, and dreams.
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And so I have called us

all here for one reason,
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and one reason only.
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The children are in danger.
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An enemy we have kept at bay

for centuries
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has finally decided to strike back.
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We alone can stop him.

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(INHALES DEEPLY)
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Oh, it's freezing!
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Oh, I can't feel my feet!
I can't feel my feet!
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NORTH: Cookies? Eggnog? Anyone?
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BUNNY: This better be good, North.
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Sandy, thank you for coming.
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I know, I know.
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But I obviously wouldn't

have called you all here
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unless it was serious.
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Shh!
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The Boogeyman was here! At the Pole!
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(GASPS) Pitch?
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Pitch Black? Here?
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NORTH: Yes.
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There was black sand
covering the Globe.
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(STAMMERS)

What do you mean, black sand?
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And then a shadow!
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Hold on, hold on.

I thought you said you saw Pitch.
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Well, uh, not exactly.
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"Not exactly"? Can you believe this guy?
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Yeah. You said it, Sandy.
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Look, he's up to something very bad.
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I feel it
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in my belly.
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Hang on, hang on. You mean

to say you summoned me here
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three days before Easter

because of your belly?
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Mate, if I did this

to you three days before Christmas...
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Please, Bunny. Easter is not Christmas.
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(LAUGHS SCORNFULLY) Here we go.
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(STAMMERS)

North, I don't have time for this!
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I've still got two million eggs

to finish up!
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No matter how much you paint,

is still egg.
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Look, mate,

I'm dealing with perishables.
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Right? You've got all year to prepare!
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Why are rabbits always so nervous?
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And why are you always

such a blowhard?
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(TOOTH JABBERING)
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Tooth! Can't you see we're trying

to argue?
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Sorry. Not all of us get

to work one night a year.
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Am I right, Sandy?
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(GASPS) San Diego, sector 2.
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Come on, mate.

Pitch went out with the Dark Ages.
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We made sure of it.
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NORTH: I know it was him.

We have serious situation.
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Well, I've got a serious situation

with some eggs.
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(RINGING)
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Ah! Man in Moon!
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Sandy, why didn't you say something?
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It's been a long time, old friend.
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What is big news?
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(GASPS)
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It is Pitch.
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Manny, what must we do?
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TOOTH: Uh, guys,

you know what this means?
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He's choosing a new Guardian.
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What? Why?
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NORTH: Must be big deal.

Manny thinks we need help.
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Since when do we need help?
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I wonder who it's gonna be!
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Maybe the Leprechaun?
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Please not the Groundhog,

please not the Groundhog.
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(GASPS EXPECTANTLY)
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Jack Frost.
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(ALL SQUEAL IN DELIGHT)
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Uh, I take it back. The Groundhog's fine.
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As long as he helps

to protect the children. Right?
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Jack Frost?
He doesn't care about children!

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All right?

All he does is freeze water pipes
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and mess with my egg hunts!
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All right?

He's an irresponsible, selfish...
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Guardian.
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BUNNY: Jack Frost is many things,
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but he is not a Guardian.
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(SQUAWKING)
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(PANTING)
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(GRUNTS) Look at that! I got an egg.
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How many eggs did you poach,

little brother?
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Do we have to steal

other creatures' eggs?
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I mean, couldn't we just go vegan?
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Sure, we could eat vegans.
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-(GRUNTS)

-Whoops! Oh-oh-oh!
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(GRUNTS) Son, sometimes I wonder...
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how you snuck into this family.
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BUCK: (SINGING) Figaro, Figaro

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-(ALL GASP)

-Figaro, Figaro, Figaro
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With you in a minute.

I'll have to rinse and repeat.
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(GRUNTS)

That weasel is such a buzzkill.
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Let's go, kids.
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Don't worry, ma'am.
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I'll catch the crew
that poached your egg.

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(SLURPS AND EXHALES)
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(LAUGHS) It's a pun!
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I'm winking under the eye patch.
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(SINGING) A mother is crying
A damsel in distress
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Foreboding intruders
Have made such a mess
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What I detect is a lack of respect
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For all that is precious and dear
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I am the pint-sized protector
Of this lost world
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But my friends call me Buck.
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Well, played, guys.
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(GRUNTS)
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I have message, bullies not welcome
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Return what you've stolen
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Go back where you came from
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(VOCALIZING)
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You know I'm greater, so don't be a hater
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You may be Jurassic, but I am fantastic
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(ECHOING) Figaro, Figaro,
Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro
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Figaro
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-Oh, love that bit.

-(GROWLING)
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Running and climbing
And spinning and grinning
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And dashing and diving and dodging

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And sliding and gliding and staying alive
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And these are a few of the things
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That I do before lunch
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Death defying
Danger denying
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Look, I'm flying
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You might think I'm mad
But, hey, you only live once

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No need to thank me
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But if you insist, I won't resist
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Who smells like fish?
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-ALL: Huh? (SNIFFING)

-Hold on to your butts!
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Class
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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Dimissed
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(SLURPS AND EXHALES)
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Good egg.
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(TRICERATOPS BLEATING)
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Here you are, my lady.
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(GASPS)
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(CHUCKLES)
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Huh?
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Go! I'll lead them away.
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(GRUNTS)
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Oh, that was fun!
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Same time, same place, next week?
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Toodles! (LAUGHING)
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Congratulations, weasel.
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You just signed your death warrant.
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Weaseled my way out of that one.
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Hmm. What's all that flash
and dazzle about?

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Oh!
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Who puts a rock

in the middle of the jungle?
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Ow! (GRUNTING)
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(BUCK SCREAMING)
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Mmm.
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Ooh.
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(PANTING)
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Ha!
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(SNIFFS)
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Blimey!
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What is this place?
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(CREAKING)
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Whoops!
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Hmm.
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(GASPS)

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RUSTY ON SPEAKERS:

What about the car from Everett?

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Remember him?

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He was stuck in reverse!

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I said, you need a house

with a circular driveway!

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(BOTH LAUGHING)

_________________________________

You need to get your

rusty tails down here.

_________________________________

I created a drink in your honor.

_________________________________

Yeah! The Rust-eze Medicated
Bumper Bomb.

_________________________________

It goes down faster
than an elevator full of Winnebagos.

_________________________________

-McQUEEN: Rusty and Dusty!

-Well, look who's here.

_________________________________

Hey, there he is!
Good to see you, Lightning!

_________________________________

Thanks, guys. Wow. You're all here.

_________________________________

Sorry, buddy,
did you want this call to be private?

_________________________________

No, Mater. This is perfect. Listen,
thanks, everyone, for sticking by me.

_________________________________

It took me a while to figure it out,

but I know now that it's time...

_________________________________

for me to make some changes.

_________________________________

Changes? What kind of changes?

_________________________________

It's futile to resist change, man.

_________________________________

-You're right, Fillmore.
-Really?

_________________________________

Which is why I have
an announcement to make.

_________________________________

I've thought long and hard about it.

_________________________________

Done a lot of soul-searching

and considered all of the options.

_________________________________

And I've finally decided...

_________________________________

You do want to keep racing?

_________________________________

Are you kidding?
Of course I want to keep racing!

_________________________________

-Thank goodness!
-Glad to hear it. All right.

_________________________________

(SIGHS) Man, for a second I...

_________________________________

Wait a minute.
I knew that the whole time.

_________________________________

Guys! I'm talking about making

this my best season yet!

_________________________________

We were hoping you'd say that.

_________________________________

The thing is, if I'm gonna be
faster than Storm,

_________________________________

I need to train like him.

_________________________________

BOTH: We're way ahead of you, buddy!

_________________________________

Lightning, we want you on the road

first thing in the morning...

_________________________________

so you can come out
and see the brand-new...

_________________________________

BOTH: Rust-eze Racing Center!

_________________________________

-It's wicked awesome.

-What? Rust-eze Racing Center?

_________________________________

It's got all the fancy bells and whistles

that kids are training on these days.

_________________________________

We'll send Macky boy all the directions.

_________________________________

Now get moving, all right?

_________________________________

Okay! Yes!

_________________________________

-Fancy new training center?

-That sounds nice!

_________________________________

Guido, come! We have to pack the tires!

_________________________________

Hey, McQueen!
You can't race in primer, man.

_________________________________

Come on! Let's go.

_________________________________

(WHIRRING)

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Ramone,
you have done it again.

_________________________________

It's like the Sistine Chapel on wheels.

_________________________________

-(ENGINE REVVING)
-I'm coming for you, Storm.
_________________________________
_________________________________
The Bare Necessities – The Jungle Book
_________________________________
_________________________________
Look, now, it's like this,
Little Britches.
_________________________________
All you gotta do is...
_________________________________
(SINGING)
Look for the bare necessities
_________________________________
The simple bare necessities
_________________________________
Forget about your worries
and your strife
_________________________________
I mean, the bare necessities
_________________________________
Are Mother Nature's recipes
_________________________________
That bring the bare necessities of life
_________________________________
Wherever I wander
_________________________________
Oof!
_________________________________
Wherever I roam
_________________________________
I couldn't be fonder
_________________________________
Of my big home
_________________________________
The bees are buzzin' in the tree
_________________________________
To make some honey just for me
_________________________________
When you look under
the rocks and plants
_________________________________
And take a glance at the fancy ants
_________________________________
Then maybe try a few
_________________________________
You eat ants?
_________________________________
Ha ha! You better believe it.
_________________________________
And you're gonna love
the way they tickle.
_________________________________
-(GASPS) Mowgli, look out!
-(THUD)
_________________________________
The bare necessities of life
will come to you
_________________________________
But when?
_________________________________
They'll come to you
_________________________________
Look for the bare necessities
_________________________________
The simple bare necessities
_________________________________
Forget about your worries
and your strife
_________________________________
I mean, the bare necessities
_________________________________
That's why a bear can rest at ease
_________________________________
With just the bare necessities of life
_________________________________
Now, when you pick a pawpaw
_________________________________
Or a prickly pear
_________________________________
Oww!
_________________________________
And you prick a raw paw
Well, next time beware
_________________________________
Don't pick the prickly pear
by the paw
_________________________________
When you pick a pear
try to use the claw
_________________________________
But you don't need to use the claw
_________________________________
When you pick a pear
of the big pawpaw
_________________________________
Have I given you a clue?
_________________________________
Golly, thanks, Baloo.
_________________________________
"Pawpaw." Ha!
Of all the silly gibberish.
_________________________________
Come on, Baggy, get with the beat.
_________________________________
The bare necessities of life
will come to you
_________________________________
They'll come to me!
_________________________________
They'll come to you
_________________________________
How 'bout scratchin' that left shoulder
while you're up there, Mowgli?
_________________________________
No. Just a hair lower.
_________________________________
There. Right there. That's it. Ohh!
_________________________________
This is beautiful. Ooh, that's good.
_________________________________
Kid, we've got to get to a tree.
This calls for some big scratchin'.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING) You're lots of fun, Baloo.
_________________________________
(MOANING) Right on it.
_________________________________
Yeah!
_________________________________
That's delicious.
_________________________________
Oh! Ooh!
_________________________________
Just a little bit... Mmm.
_________________________________
Yeah! Ha ha!
_________________________________
Ooh!
_________________________________
Mmm!
_________________________________
Mmm!
_________________________________
Ha ha! Ooh!
_________________________________
Yeah!
_________________________________
Oh, man. This is really livin'.
_________________________________
So just try and relax. Yeah.
_________________________________
Cool it.
_________________________________
Fall apart in my backyard.
_________________________________
'Cause let me tell you
somethin', Little Britches...
_________________________________
-(BUZZING)
-If you act like that bee...
_________________________________
Uh-uh. You're workin' too hard.
_________________________________
And don't spend your time
_________________________________
looking' around
_________________________________
for something you want
_________________________________
that can't be found.
_________________________________
When you find out
you can live without it
_________________________________
And go along not thinkin' about it
_________________________________
I'll tell you somethin' true
_________________________________
The bare necessities of life
will come to you
_________________________________
(SIGHS) I give up.
_________________________________
Well, I hope his luck holds out.
_________________________________
Mowgli, how about you singin'?
_________________________________
TOGETHER:
Look for the bare necessities
_________________________________
The simple bare necessities
_________________________________
Forget about your worries
and your strife
_________________________________
Yeah, man!
_________________________________
I mean, the bare necessities
_________________________________
That's why a bear can rest at ease
_________________________________
With just the bare necessities of life
_________________________________
Yeah!
_________________________________
With just the bare necessities of life
_________________________________
Yeah, man
_________________________________
Ha ha ha!
_________________________________

_________________________________

CHUG:

One, two, three, lil' jon-jon, and five.
_________________________________

Okay, that's it. That's the morning rush.
_________________________________

Highway's all clear, Duster.

_________________________________
SARGE: Morning, McQueen!

Hey, look at you.

_________________________________

CAR 1: Oh!
CAR 2: He looks so good!

_________________________________

Welcome back. You look different.

_________________________________

-(CHUCKLES) Obviously.

-You look ready.

_________________________________

Guido, come! Scusi, scusi.

Tires coming through.

_________________________________

Go kick those rookies in the trunk.

_________________________________

-(SALLY CHUCKLES)
-All right, bye.

_________________________________

-Catch you on the flipside.

-I'll see you guys in Florida.

_________________________________

-See you, McQueen.

-Don't forget to call me.

_________________________________

-LIZZIE: Good luck in college.

-(CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

Hey, Sal. Thanks.

_________________________________

Anytime.

_________________________________

Now, when you get

to Piston Peak Air Attack,
_________________________________

you're gonna ask for Blade Ranger.
_________________________________

Blade Ranger.
_________________________________

You got it. Yeah.
_________________________________

He's their Chief of Fire and Rescue.
_________________________________

He's an old friend of mine.
_________________________________

He can train and certify you.
_________________________________

Consider it done, Mayday.
_________________________________

And, Dusty, be careful.
_________________________________

I will.

_________________________________

-Love you!

-Love you more.

_________________________________

Rust-eze Racing Center, here we come!

_________________________________

-Good times ahead.
-(HORN BLOWING)

_________________________________

(SOBBING)

_________________________________

Good luck, Dusty!
_________________________________

Take it easy out there!
_________________________________

SKIPPER: You can do it, Dusty.
_________________________________

CHUG: We're proud of you, pal!
_________________________________

Good luck!

_________________________________

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

_________________________________

♪ When the time gets right

_________________________________

♪ I'm gonna pick you up

_________________________________

♪ And take you far away from

_________________________________

♪ From trouble, my love

_________________________________

♪ Under a big old sky

_________________________________

♪ Out in a field of green

_________________________________

♪ There's got to be something

_________________________________

♪ Left for us to believe

_________________________________

♪ Oh, I await the day

_________________________________

♪ Good fortune comes our way

_________________________________

♪ And we'll ride down

the King's Highway

_________________________________

♪ Yeah, yeah
Yeah ♪

_________________________________

There's a time
_________________________________

In your life
_________________________________

When the world
_________________________________

Is on your side
_________________________________

You might not feel it
_________________________________

You might not see it
_________________________________

But it surrounds you

like a light
_________________________________

Makes you stronger

for the fight
_________________________________

Never letting go

Gotta learn to grow
_________________________________

Watch me

as I touch the sky
_________________________________

Still I fly
_________________________________

Now I know

it's what I gotta do
_________________________________

Find a dream that's new
_________________________________

Give it all I got this time
_________________________________

Still I fly

_________________________________
Oh, Harvey, it's just like I remember.
_________________________________

Winnie, how many pairs

of tires did you pack?
_________________________________

Harvey, you spoiled it.
_________________________________

Now you spoiled the moment.
_________________________________

Breathe it in

I'm gonna shine
_________________________________

It's my moment

Gotta live it, live it right
_________________________________

I'm flying

Flying so strong

_________________________________
CAD: Hello! Welcome, guests,

_________________________________

to the grand reopening weekend

of the magnificent Fusel Lodge!
_________________________________

Ah, we're gonna wipe off

those muddy tires, aren't we?
_________________________________

Yes, we are.
_________________________________

Oh! Good heavens!

Look who we have here!

_________________________________

Never letting go

Gotta learn to grow
_________________________________

Watch me as I touch the sky
_________________________________

Oh still I fly
_________________________________

Still I fly

_________________________________

(REPORTERS CLAMORING)

_________________________________

REPORTER 1: McQueen, over here!

_________________________________

 REPORTER 2:
McQueen, how you feeling?

_________________________________

Have you seen the latest

records Storm's been setting?

_________________________________

Have you given any thought
to retirement?

_________________________________

Okay, that's enough. No questions!

_________________________________

 Scusi. Out of the way!

_________________________________

Coming through! Okay, back up.
Back up! No pictures. No, no, no.
_________________________________
(CAMERAS CLICKING)

_________________________________

Okay, thank you. Bye-bye.

_________________________________

(SIGHS) Guido, can you believe them?

_________________________________

Paparazzi. (SPITS)

_________________________________

_________________________________

MAN WITH CHORUS:

Mahalo Nui la

_________________________________

Ke Ali Iwahine

_________________________________

O Lili Ulani

_________________________________

O Ka Wohi Ku

_________________________________

Ka Pipio Mai O Ke Anuenue

_________________________________

Na Waihooluu A Halikeole

_________________________________

E Nana Na Maka I Ke Ao Malama

_________________________________

Mai Hawaii Akea I Kauai...
_________________________________

(HULA DRUMS BEATING

MIDTEMPO RHYTHM)

_________________________________

(MAN SHOUTS JOYOUSLY

IN HAWAIIAN)

_________________________________

MAN: O Kal'kaua He Inoa

_________________________________

O Ka Pua Mae Ole I Ka I'

_________________________________

Ka Pua Maila I Ka Mauna

_________________________________

I Ke Kuahiwi O Mauna Kea

_________________________________

Ke 'Maila I K'lauea

_________________________________

M'lamalama I Wahinekapu
_________________________________

A Ka Luna O Uw'kahuna

_________________________________

I Ka Pali Kapu O Ka Auea
_________________________________

MAN AND CHORUS:

Ea Mai Ke Ali I Kia Manu

_________________________________

Ua Wehi I Ka Hulu O Ka Mamo

_________________________________

Ka Pua Nani A O Hawai I

_________________________________

O Kal'kaua He Inoa

_________________________________

CHORUS: O Kal'kaua He Inoa

_________________________________

Ka Pua Mae Ole I Ka I'

_________________________________

Ka Pua Maila I Ka Mauna

_________________________________

I Ke Kuahiwi O Mauna Kea

_________________________________

(SPEAKING HAWAIIAN)

_________________________________

Ke 'Maila I K'lauea...

_________________________________

One, two, three, four...

_________________________________

...M'lamalama I Wahinekapu...

_________________________________

Ay-yi-yi.

_________________________________

...A Ka Luna O Uw'kahuna

_________________________________

I Ka Pali Kapu O Ka Auea

_________________________________

MAN AND CHORUS: Mahalo Nui la

_________________________________

Ke Ali Iwahine

_________________________________

O Lili Ulani

_________________________________

O Ka Wohi Ku...

_________________________________

Ea Mai Ke Ali I Kia Manu

_________________________________

Ua Wehi I Ka Hulu O Ka Mamo

_________________________________

Ka Pua Nani A O Hawai I

_________________________________

O Kal'kaua He Inoa...

_________________________________

ALL: He inoa no kalani

kalakaua kulele.

_________________________________

-Whoa!

-Whoa!

_________________________________

(WOMEN GASP)

_________________________________

INSTRUCTOR: Stop, stop.

_________________________________

Lilo, why are you all wet?

_________________________________

It's sandwich day.

_________________________________

(SIGHING)

_________________________________

Every Thursday, I take Pudge the fish

a peanut butter sandwich.

_________________________________

Pudge is a fish?

_________________________________

And today we were out of peanut butter!

_________________________________

So I asked my sister what to give him

and she said a tuna sandwich.

_________________________________

I can't give Pudge tuna!

_________________________________

(WHISPERING)

Do you know what tuna is?

_________________________________

-Fish?

-It's fish!

_________________________________

If I gave Pudge tuna,

I'd be an abomination!

_________________________________

I'm late because I had to go to the store

_________________________________

and get peanut butter

'cause all we have is stinkin' tuna!

_________________________________

Lilo, Lilo, why is this so important?

_________________________________

Pudge controls the weather.

_________________________________

You're crazy.

_________________________________

(LILO SHRIEKING)

_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)

_________________________________

Please! Please!

_________________________________

Everybody calm down!

_________________________________

(CRYING)

_________________________________

Girls...

_________________________________

(SPEAKING HAWAIIAN)

_________________________________

Shh.

_________________________________

-Lilo...

-I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

_________________________________

I won't do it again!

_________________________________

Maybe we should call your sister.

_________________________________

No! I'll be good! I want to dance.

_________________________________

I practiced.

_________________________________

I just want to dance.

_________________________________

I practiced.

_________________________________

Ooh, she bit me.

_________________________________

GIRLS: Eww!

_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)

_________________________________

(GIRLS LAUGHING AND SHOUTING)

_________________________________

I called your sister.

_________________________________

She said to wait for her

here on the porch.

_________________________________

We'll try again on Sunday.

_________________________________

(CHILDREN SHOUTING PLAYFULLY

IN DISTANCE)

_________________________________

Does this look infected to you?

_________________________________

Yeah.

_________________________________

(GIRLS GASPING)

_________________________________

You better not have rabies.

_________________________________

If you have rabies,

the dogcatcher is going to have to cut...

_________________________________

Are you going to play dolls?

_________________________________

You don't have a doll.

_________________________________

This is Scrump.

_________________________________

(ALL GASPING)

_________________________________

I made her, but her head is too big.

_________________________________

So I pretend a bug laid eggs

in her ears, and she's upset

_________________________________

because she only has

a few more days to...

_________________________________

(SOFT, SAD MUSIC PLAYING)

_________________________________

_________________________________
Huh?

_________________________________

Look, a star's goin' out!

_________________________________

Come on. Let's hurry.
_________________________________

_________________________________

Where's that key?

_________________________________

Hey, ya know, maybe we
ought to go find Leon.

_________________________________

Uh, Donald. Ya know, I betcha that...

_________________________________

Aw, what do you know, you big palooka?

_________________________________

What do I know?
_________________________________
Hmm... Come on, Pluto.

_________________________________

What a dream...

_________________________________

This isn't a dream!

_________________________________

SORA: (GROANS) Where am I?
_________________________________
Oh, boy.
_________________________________
Do you know where we are?

_________________________________

Hey...
_________________________________

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES EXCITEDLY)

_________________________________

Wow!
_________________________________
_________________________________
This is totally weird...
_________________________________
I'm in another world!
_________________________________

_________________________________
DUSTY: Looks good, doesn't it?

_________________________________

-Hey, guys.

-What do you think?

_________________________________

What do I think? It's unbelievable.

_________________________________
DUSTY: Yeah, you know,

it's kind of a cozy,

_________________________________

humble, little place.

_________________________________

Guys, how did you ever do this?

_________________________________

-You want to tell him or should I?

-No, you start. Go ahead.

_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT)
We sold Rust-eze. Huh?

_________________________________

What?

_________________________________

What? You think a couple of jabronis
like us could do this on our own?

_________________________________

-Wait. You sold Rust-eze?
-It's all good news.

_________________________________

We just realized that you needed
something that we couldn't give you.

_________________________________

It felt like the time

was right for us too.

_________________________________

I mean, we're not as young

and handsome as we look.

_________________________________

-(BOTH CHUCKLE)
-Oh, that's true.

_________________________________
DUSTY: Besides, this Sterling fellow?

_________________________________

He's got every high-tech thing
you'll ever need.

_________________________________

Everything we wanted to give you,
but couldn't.

_________________________________

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Sterling? Who's Sterling?

_________________________________
STERLING: Lightning McQueen!

You made some serious time, partner.

_________________________________

Your new sponsor.

_________________________________

He's the Mudflap King
of the Eastern seaboard.

_________________________________

Welcome to the
Rust-eze Racing Center!

_________________________________

You have no idea how much
I've been looking forward to this.

_________________________________

-Thanks, uh, Mr....

-Please. No "mister". Just Sterling.

_________________________________

I have been a fan of yours forever.

_________________________________

And to be your sponsor?

How great is that?

_________________________________

I can't thank
Rusty and Dusty here enough.

_________________________________

Tough negotiators by the way.

_________________________________

-Oh, you flatter us, but don't stop!

-(ALL LAUGHING)

_________________________________

Anyway, just wanted to say
a quick hello.

_________________________________

Take as much time as you need.

_________________________________

Door's always open, guys.

_________________________________

See?

_________________________________

(SIGHS) I sure am gonna miss
racing for you guys.

_________________________________

You know, you gave us
a lot of great memories, Lightning.

_________________________________

Memories we'll remember.

_________________________________

Wow. That's good.

_________________________________

-Hey, Lightning, whatever you do...

-Don't drive like my brother!

_________________________________

 Don't drive like my brother.

_________________________________
RUSTY: Please no pictures.

_________________________________
DUSTY: Okay, maybe one.

Get my good side though, will you?

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

Whoa.
_________________________________

_________________________________

DAWSON: It was the eve

of our good queen's Diamond Jubilee,

_________________________________

and the year Her Majesty's government

came to the very brink of disaster.

_________________________________

She... (CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

I... I... I'm getting ahead of myself.

_________________________________

My name is Dr. David Q. Dawson,

_________________________________

most recently of

the queen's 66th Regiment.

_________________________________

(HORSE NEIGHS)

_________________________________

I had just arrived in London

after lengthy service in Afghanistan,

_________________________________

(THUNDERING)

_________________________________

and was anxious to find a quiet place,

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)

preferably dry, hmm...

_________________________________

where I could rest

and find a bit of peace.

_________________________________

Little did I know

_________________________________

that my life was

about to change forever.

_________________________________

_________________________________

Hey there, how can I...
_________________________________
Aw, it's only a kid.

_________________________________

I'm not a kid! And the name's Sora!

_________________________________

Okay, okay, simmer down.
_________________________________
So why the long face, Sora?
You lost or something?
_________________________________

No! Well, maybe. Where are we?

_________________________________

Huh?

_________________________________

Traverse Town...
_________________________________
So, gramps, is this really another world?

_________________________________

Don't call me gramps! The name's Cid!
_________________________________
Anyway...
_________________________________
Not sure what you're talkin' about,
but this sure ain't your island.
_________________________________

Hmm... Guess I'd better start
looking for Riku and Kairi.

_________________________________

Well, good luck with whatever
it is you're doing.
_________________________________
If you ever run into trouble,
you come to me.
_________________________________
I'll look out for you.
_________________________________
_________________________________
It's those creatures from the island!
_________________________________
_________________________________

Still haven't found 'em? Keep your chin
up. Take another look around town.
_________________________________

_________________________________
STERLING: So? You like it?

_________________________________

Oh, hey, Mr. Sterling. Wow.

_________________________________

My career on a wall.

_________________________________

Nice that you included Doc.

_________________________________

Of course. He was your mentor.

_________________________________

Losing him left a giant hole in the sport.

_________________________________

Yeah.

_________________________________

Jars of dirt?

_________________________________
STERLING: Sacred dirt.

_________________________________

Each of those jars contains dirt

from all the old tracks that Doc raced on.

_________________________________

Florida International, Thunder Hollow,

just down the road and...
_________________________________
our very own Fireball Beach,
right outside.

_________________________________
McQUEEN: Huh.

_________________________________

-Hey, is that...
-A bit of asphalt from Glen Ellen.

_________________________________

My first win!

_________________________________

You really are a fan.

_________________________________

I am. And a fan of your future.

_________________________________

You ready for it?

_________________________________

Definitely.

_________________________________

First, let's get you into a more...
contemporary look.

_________________________________

Wow.

_________________________________
STERLING: (ON SPEAKER)

It's an electronic suit.

_________________________________

With it we'll be able to track your speed

_________________________________

-and your vital signs.
-(BEEPING)

_________________________________

Does it have a phone?

_________________________________

(LAUGHS) Don't be crazy.

Racecars don't have phones.

_________________________________

Wow.

_________________________________

-Not bad, huh?

-This is really impressive.

_________________________________
STERLING: This center

has quickly become

_________________________________

the most coveted destination...

_________________________________

for young racers training

to make our team someday.

_________________________________

And it's where you'll train

until you leave for Florida.

_________________________________

Treadmills, wind tunnels, virtual reality.

_________________________________

(THUDS)

_________________________________

Still working on that.

_________________________________

And the best fitness regimen

anyone could possibly imagine.

_________________________________

Wait. Wait. Whoa. Is that the simulator?

_________________________________
STERLING: Oh, yes.

_________________________________

Lightning, I'd like to introduce

you to the multi-million dollar...

_________________________________

flagship of interactive race simulation.

_________________________________

The XDL 24-GTS Mark Z.

_________________________________
The XDL... etcetera.

_________________________________

Jackson Storm wishes

he had this model.

_________________________________

(WHIRRING)
_________________________________
(PANTING)

_________________________________

CAR 1: That was amazing.

CAR 2: Awesome. Yeah!

_________________________________

It's just like being on a real track,
so put your hours in.

_________________________________

Okay, let's hit the treadmills.

Come on. Show me what you got!

_________________________________

Wow. Pretty fast. Who's the racer?

_________________________________

No. She's not a racer. She's a trainer.

_________________________________

Cruz Ramirez.

The best trainer in the business.

_________________________________

ALL: Ready to meet it,

greet it and defeat it?

_________________________________

All right. Now bring up those RPMs!

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Like the attitude.

_________________________________

Yeah, we call her
our maestro of motivation.

_________________________________

You're driving
a little tense again, Ronald.

_________________________________

-No, no. I'm cool. I'm cool.

-Do your exercise.

_________________________________

I am a fluffy cloud! I am a fluffy cloud!

_________________________________

I am a fluffy cloud. (SIGHS)

_________________________________
CRUZ: There you go!

_________________________________

-You're a cloud. (LAUGHS)

-Shut up, Kurt!

_________________________________

-Here come the bugs, Kurt. You ready?

-(INHALES SHARPLY)

_________________________________

(INSECTS BUZZING)

_________________________________

Hey, I kept my eyes open this time!

_________________________________

Got to see that track.

_________________________________

Oh, no. Homesick again, Gabriel?

_________________________________

Si.

_________________________________

(SPANISH MUSIC PLAYING)

_________________________________

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

_________________________________

-Win for them!
-McQUEEN: Wow.

_________________________________
STERLING: She trains young racers

to push through their own obstacles.

_________________________________

Tailor-made for each one.

Now, she's gonna work with you.

_________________________________

Let's go! Let's go!

You guys got to work through this stuff...

_________________________________

so when your big chance comes along
you can take it.

_________________________________

Hey, Cruz.

_________________________________

Oh, hey, Mr. Sterling!

_________________________________

I'd like to introduce you

to Lightning McQueen.

_________________________________

I hear you're the maestro.

_________________________________

Mr. Sterling, did you say
Lightning McQueen was here because...

_________________________________

(SNORTS) I don't see him anywhere.

_________________________________

Uh, but he's right here.

Do you not see him?

_________________________________

Nope, still don't see him.

_________________________________

He's right in front of you!

It's Lightning McQueen!

_________________________________

He's obviously an imposter. He looks old
and broken down with flabby tires.

_________________________________

-Hey! I do not!
-Use that!

_________________________________

Whoa! Oh.

_________________________________

Yeah, I see.

_________________________________

I can use that energy
for motivation, right? (GROWLS)

_________________________________

It's all about motivation, Mr. McQueen.

_________________________________

You can use anything negative as fuel

to push through to the positive.

_________________________________

I've been pretty positive

ever since I was a rookie.

_________________________________

I am so excited that I get to train you.

_________________________________

I grew up watching you on TV.

_________________________________

Huh? Is that right?

_________________________________

These young guys are great and all,

but I like a challenge.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
I'm not that much older, but...

_________________________________

In fact, I call you my senior project.
_________________________________
_________________________________

LEON: They'll come at you
out of nowhere.

_________________________________

Who are you?

_________________________________

LEON: And they'll keep on
coming at you,
_________________________________
as long as you continue
to wield the Keyblade.
_________________________________
But why?
Why would it choose a kid like you?

_________________________________

Hey, what's that supposed to mean?

_________________________________

Never mind.
_________________________________
Now, let me see that Keyblade.

_________________________________

What?
There's no way you're getting this!

_________________________________

All right, then have it your way.
_________________________________

_________________________________

Now...you're...gonna...you're gonna...

_________________________________

YUFFIE: Aw, you're slipping, Leon.

_________________________________

I went easy on him.
_________________________________
Looks like things are worse
than we thought.
_________________________________
A lot worse.
_________________________________

_________________________________

GOOFY: Gawrsh, there's nobody
here. Sure is spooky!

_________________________________

Aw, phooey. I'm not scared.
_________________________________
(QUACKS)

_________________________________

AERITH: Excuse me.
Did the king send you?
_________________________________

_________________________________

KAIRI: Come on, lazy bum. Wake up.

_________________________________
(GROANING)

_________________________________
You okay?

_________________________________

I guess...

_________________________________

Those creatures that attacked
you are after the Keyblade.
_________________________________
But it's your heart they really want,
because you wield the Keyblade.

_________________________________

I'm so glad you're okay, Kairi.

_________________________________

Kairi? Who are you talking about?
_________________________________
I'm the great ninja Yuffie.

_________________________________

YUFFIE: I think you might've
overdone it, Squall.

_________________________________

That's Leon.

_________________________________

YUFFIE: The Keyblade...
_________________________________
Yeah, we had to get it away
from you to shake off those creatures.
_________________________________
It turns out that's how
they were tracking you.

_________________________________

It was the only way to conceal
your heart from them.
_________________________________
But it won't work for long.
_________________________________
Still hard to believe that you of
all people are the chosen one.

_________________________________
(GASPS)

_________________________________
Well, I suppose beggars
can't be choosers.

_________________________________

Why don't you start making sense!
What's going on here?

_________________________________

Okay, you know there are
many other worlds out there
_________________________________
besides your castle and this town, right?

_________________________________

Yeah.

_________________________________

But they're supposed to be a secret.

_________________________________

They've been secret because
they've never been connected.
_________________________________
Until now.
_________________________________
When the Heartless came,
everything changed.
_________________________________

The Heartless?

_________________________________

The ones who attacked you,
you remember?

_________________________________

Those without hearts.
_________________________________
The darkness in people's hearts...
that's what attracts them.
_________________________________
And there is darkness within every heart.

_________________________________

Hey, have you heard of
someone named Ansem?

_________________________________

Ansem?

_________________________________

He was studying the Heartless.
_________________________________
He recorded all of his findings

in a very detailed report.

_________________________________

Gawrsh, uh, can we see it?

_________________________________

Its pages are scattered everywhere.

_________________________________

DONALD: Scattered?

_________________________________

Too many worlds.

_________________________________

Oh, then maybe the king
went to find 'em.

_________________________________

Yes, those were my thoughts exactly.

_________________________________

-We've gotta find him quick!

-Wait!
_________________________________
First, we need that "key"!

_________________________________

That's right. The Keyblade.
_________________________________

So, this is the key?

_________________________________

Exactly!

_________________________________

LEON: The Heartless have great fear
of the Keyblade.
_________________________________
That's why they'll keep coming
after you no matter what.

_________________________________

Well, I didn't ask for this.

_________________________________

The Keyblade chooses its master.
_________________________________
And it chose you.

_________________________________

So tough luck.

_________________________________

How did all this happen?
I remember being in my room...

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

Wait a minute! What happened
to my home? My island?
_________________________________
Riku! Kairi!

_________________________________

You know what? I really don't know.
_________________________________

_________________________________
(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

(SLOW SONG PLAYING)
_________________________________

(WINDOW PANE SQUEAKS)
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

(HUMMING TO MUSIC)
_________________________________

Argh! Stick shift!
_________________________________

(MUTTERING)
_________________________________

(INDISTINCT RADIO TRANSMISSION)

_________________________________

-DRIP: Ripping!

-Whoa!
_________________________________

Whoa, whoa, whoa!
_________________________________

Drip, what the heck

is the matter with you?
_________________________________

You nearly took off the guy's canopy!
_________________________________

But Blackout said

it was okay to go, dude.
_________________________________

-I did?

-He did?
_________________________________

Yeah, he was like,

"He's okay to go, dude."
_________________________________

-Hmm.

-DUSTY: Uh, I'm sorry.
_________________________________

I know you're busy,
_________________________________

but I am looking

for Piston Peak Air Attack.
_________________________________

You are there!
_________________________________

-Copy that, jefe.

-(GRUNTS)

_________________________________
Serving beautiful Vee-Six Valley

since 1958.
_________________________________

You must be the SEAT. Hmm.
_________________________________

We heard you were coming.
_________________________________

I'm Dynamite. This is Blackout,
_________________________________

-Pinecone, Avalanche...

-Hello!
_________________________________

...and Evel Kenumbskull

over there is Drip.
_________________________________

Did you guys see that?
_________________________________

Hey, guys, what's up?

I'm Dusty Crophopper.
_________________________________

Dusty Crophopper? Dusty Crophopper!
_________________________________

BLACKOUT: Go, go, go, go, go!
_________________________________

-The air racer?

-Uh, hi.
_________________________________

Shut the hangar door!
_________________________________

I'm your biggest fan!
_________________________________

I have seen every single

one of your races on RSN.
_________________________________

Wow!
_________________________________

You're smaller than I thought,

but that's okay.
_________________________________

Um, thanks.
_________________________________

So, what is a world-famous

racing superstar doing here?
_________________________________

Um... Um, well...
_________________________________

I'm here because

I'm between races right now,
_________________________________

so I'm helping out some friends...
_________________________________

-Oh, that's so sweet!

-Back home.
_________________________________

I'm Dipper.

That's what everyone calls me,
_________________________________

so you can, too.
_________________________________

-Okay, Mrs...

-"Miss."
_________________________________

-Miss.

-Miss, yeah.
_________________________________

-Dipper. Yep.

-Dipper. Yep.
_________________________________

Rarr! (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

It was great to meet you.

(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

I'm looking for Blade Ranger.
_________________________________

He's out scouting for spot fires.

He should be back in a few.
_________________________________

Thanks.
_________________________________

The one the Lakota call Haokah
_________________________________

beats his drum

with the wind to make thunder.
_________________________________

With thunder comes lightning,

and with lightning comes fire.
_________________________________

Okay.
_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT) Yeah, very nice.
_________________________________

Windlifter, stop scaring our guest.
_________________________________

I don't hear any drums.
_________________________________

Kilawu.

_________________________________

PATCH: All aircraft,

we've got a report of a wildfire.
_________________________________

Come on, boys, let's load up!
_________________________________

Patch, drop the needle!
_________________________________

_________________________________

Sooner or later,
the Heartless will find you.
_________________________________
-You'd best prepare yourself.

-Prepare yourself?
_________________________________

To fight for your life. Are you ready?

_________________________________

I'm ready!

_________________________________

Yuffie, let's go join Aerith.
_________________________________
She should be there by now
with the other visitors.

_________________________________

Leon!

_________________________________

Yuffie, go!

_________________________________

-(DONALD QUACKS)
-Yuffie?

_________________________________

Sora, let's go!
_________________________________

_________________________________

It's an actual fire?
_________________________________

Yeah. It happens all the time.
_________________________________

You guys only hear about the big ones.
_________________________________

_________________________________
Don't bother with the small fry.

_________________________________
Find the leader!
_________________________________
Let's go!
_________________________________

_________________________________

PATCH:

Fire is due to an unattended campfire.

_________________________________
Location, 10 clicks northwest,

heading two-niner-seven.

_________________________________
Slow rate of spread.

_________________________________
Ten acres with a northerly wind on it.

_________________________________
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

_________________________________

I gotta see this.
_________________________________

_________________________________

Gawrsh, are these the Heartless guys?

_________________________________

Let's go get 'em, Goofy!

_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(ALL MOANING)
_________________________________

BOTH: The key!
_________________________________

_________________________________

Thar she burns, fellas!
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

BLADE: All right, mud droppers,

watch your altitude.

_________________________________
Too low, and you'll spread the embers.

_________________________________
Dipper, set up for a drop

and vee the head of the fire.

_________________________________
Copy that. I'm away.
_________________________________

BLADE:

Windlifter, you're clear to maneuver.
_________________________________

Windlifter copies.
_________________________________

BLADE: All right, Cabbie...
_________________________________

Let's get some wheels on the ground.

_________________________________
Jumpers, South Meadow looks clear.
_________________________________

Should put you approximately

100 yards below the fire.
_________________________________

DYNAMITE: Looks good, Cabbie.
_________________________________

Let's ride the silk elevator, boys.
_________________________________

I will never understand
_________________________________

why you gravel crunchers want to jump
_________________________________

out of a perfectly good airplane.
_________________________________

We're not. We're jumping out of you!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Ha!
_________________________________

Everyone's down. We're good.
_________________________________

Cabbie copies. Be careful out there.

_________________________________
Dynamite, use that creek bed
_________________________________

as a natural barrier to create a firebreak.
_________________________________

All right, jumpers,

let's anchor into the bed
_________________________________

and start building a line.
_________________________________

Awesome!
_________________________________

Who the...
_________________________________

Get out of this air space!
_________________________________

Oh, sorry. Sorry!
_________________________________

(COUGHING)
_________________________________

Oh-oh.
_________________________________

_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Ah. That ought to do it.
_________________________________

Well, back to work.
_________________________________

I gotta mix up a fresh batch of retardant.

_________________________________

So, you were looking for me?

_________________________________

BOTH: Uh-huh.

_________________________________

They, too, have been seeking
the wielder of the Keyblade.

_________________________________

Once you dry out,

you can wing it on back
_________________________________

to the lodge with the rest of the tourists.
_________________________________

I'm not a tourist.

Actually, I'm the guy that May...

_________________________________
He's the trainee.
_________________________________

You're the SEAT

Mayday radioed about?
_________________________________

-Oh, for the love of...

-Come on, Blade.
_________________________________

He's not just some SEAT.
_________________________________

No, no, no.
_________________________________

Seriously. It's Dusty Crophopper,
_________________________________

the champion air racer.
_________________________________

-"Champion."

-DIPPER: Don't be shy. Come on!

_________________________________
Tell him!
_________________________________

No big deal.
_________________________________

He raced all the way around the world!
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

I did. I did do that.
_________________________________

The world wasn't on fire though, was it?
_________________________________

Was the whole world on fire?
_________________________________

No.
_________________________________

Hmm.

_________________________________

Hey, why don't you come with us? We
can go to other worlds on our vessel.

_________________________________

I wonder if I could find Riku and Kairi...

_________________________________

Of course.

_________________________________

Are you sure?

_________________________________

Who knows?
_________________________________
But we need him to come with us
to help us find the king.

_________________________________

Sora, go with them.
_________________________________
Especially if you want to
find your friends.

_________________________________

Yeah, I guess.

_________________________________

But you can't come along
looking like that. Understand?
_________________________________
No frowning.
_________________________________
No sad face. Okay?

_________________________________

Yeah, ya gotta look funny, like us!

_________________________________

This boat runs on happy faces.

_________________________________

Happy?
_________________________________
Cheese!
_________________________________
(BOTH LAUGHING)

_________________________________

That's one funny face!

_________________________________

Okay, why not? I'll go with you guys.

_________________________________

Donald Duck.

_________________________________

Name's Goofy.

_________________________________

I'm Sora.

_________________________________

All for one, one for all.

_________________________________

Maru!
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________

Rip off his landing gear.
_________________________________

Wait, what?
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

MARU: (SINGING)

Muskrat, muskrat candlelight

_________________________________
It feels pretty weird

without the tip tanks.
_________________________________

Tip tanks? (SCOFFS)
_________________________________

You couldn't exactly go flying into fire
_________________________________

with fuel tanks on your wings.
_________________________________

Kaboom!
_________________________________

Nope. You're gonna need

these pontoons.
_________________________________

-They may be old...

-Old?
_________________________________

But they'll let you

scoop water right off the lake.
_________________________________

You're goofing on me.

Do you have any new ones?
_________________________________

New? (LAUGHS)
_________________________________

We don't even know what that

word means around here.
_________________________________

I rebuilt these babies myself.
_________________________________

They're better than new.
_________________________________

-Give them a go.

-Huh?
_________________________________

All right. Let me just get this...
_________________________________

(MUTTERING)
_________________________________

Pop the wheels, genius.
_________________________________

The whee... Yeah. Pop the wheels.
_________________________________

(GASPS) Oh.
_________________________________

-That's it.

-Yeah, you think?
_________________________________

Yeah, I'm tall. Look at this.
_________________________________

(MUTTERING)
_________________________________

Hey, you guys have a wall of fame
_________________________________

just like the Jolly Wrenches.
_________________________________

So, what's the deal?
_________________________________

What do you have to do

to get your picture up here?
_________________________________

Crash.
_________________________________

Oh.
_________________________________

Yeah, it's dangerous work,
_________________________________

but that's the job of a firefighter.
_________________________________

Risking their lives for people

they don't even know.
_________________________________

They fly in when others are flying out.
_________________________________

It takes a special kind of plane.
_________________________________

_________________________________

Make sure you're prepared
for the journey ahead of you.
_________________________________
We don't know how far the
Heartless have spread.

_________________________________

Check out the shops here.
They've got some pretty neat stuff!
_________________________________

This is from all of us.

_________________________________

Spend it as you see fit.
_________________________________
Good luck!

_________________________________

I hope you find your friends.

_________________________________

Look out for each other.
_________________________________
Keep your spirits up.

_________________________________

The gummi ship is outside that gate.

_________________________________

-The what?

-That's our ship.

_________________________________

-Wait 'til you see it!

-Hold on.
_________________________________
Sora, this is for you.

_________________________________

Now you can use magic, too.
_________________________________
-Goofy, give him that other thing.

-What?

_________________________________

-You know!

-Oh, yeah.

_________________________________

Abilities allow you to
do all sorts of things.
_________________________________
Guess we should look for
'em along the way, huh?

_________________________________

Okay, is that it?
_________________________________
-Let's get going!

-Not 'til we're ready!
_________________________________

Well, I see big adventures
coming their way!
_________________________________
Looks like it's up
to the old Jiminy Cricket
_________________________________
to keep track of it all in my journal!

_________________________________
_________________________________
I'm a Happy-Go-Lucky Fellow – Fun and Fancy Free
_________________________________
_________________________________
JIMINY: Everyone keeps askin' me
_________________________________
My recipe for livin'
_________________________________
It's simple as the ABC's
_________________________________
And hardly seems worth givin'
_________________________________
I've tried it out in every way
_________________________________
It always sees me through
_________________________________
It'd made me what I am today
_________________________________
That's why I'm tellin' you
_________________________________
I'm a happy-go-lucky fellow
_________________________________
Full of fun and fancy-free
_________________________________
You can make the whole world
seem mellow
_________________________________
If you take it in your stride like me
_________________________________
Don't cross a bridge
or peek 'round the corner
_________________________________
Until you're there
_________________________________
Just learn to smile and in a while
_________________________________
You'll find trouble's a bubble of air
_________________________________
Get a happy-go-lucky feelin'
_________________________________
Keep it and I guarantee
_________________________________
That you'll find you'll wind up
livin' in the sun
_________________________________
CHORUS: So right
_________________________________
Full of fun and fancy-free
(WHISTLING MELODY)
_________________________________
CHORUS: Full of fun and fancy-free
_________________________________
(WOLF WHISTLES)
_________________________________
That's the way I wanna be
_________________________________
I don't let my troubles trouble me
_________________________________
Now some folks like the heavy stuff
_________________________________
With titles five feet wide
_________________________________
Not me I'm always out for fun
_________________________________
I like the lighter side
Yes, sir
_________________________________
La, da, da, dee,
La, da, da, dee
_________________________________
Uh-oh!
_________________________________
CHORUS: Don't let
my troubles trouble me
_________________________________
Don't cross a bridge
or peek 'round the corner
_________________________________
Until you're there
_________________________________
Just learn to smile and in a while
_________________________________
You'll find trouble's a bubble of air
_________________________________
Get a happy-go-lucky feelin'
_________________________________
You know, you worry too much.
_________________________________
In fact, everybody worries too much.
_________________________________
Here. Just look at the morning paper.
_________________________________
Turn to any page.
_________________________________
You'll find the whole world worryin'
_________________________________
about some future age.
_________________________________
But why get so excited?
What's gonna be is gonna be.
_________________________________
The end of the world's
been comin' since 1903.
_________________________________
That's B.C., of course.
_________________________________
Don't cross a bridge
or peek 'round the corner
_________________________________
Until you're there
_________________________________
Just learn to smile and in a while
_________________________________
You'll find trouble
_________________________________
-You bet, you'll find trouble!
-(MEOWS)
_________________________________
Oh! Aah! Ohh!
_________________________________
Take it easy, son.
_________________________________
Why, you're just a bundle of nerves.
_________________________________
-(IMITATES BARKING)
-(YOWLS)
_________________________________
You see? Jumpy as a cat!
_________________________________
Comes from always rushin' into things.
_________________________________

Pretty, huh?
_________________________________

I'll bet a lot of you folks

don't believe that,
_________________________________

about a wish coming true, do you?
_________________________________

Well, I didn't either.
_________________________________

Of course, I'm just a cricket singing
my way from hearth to hearth,
_________________________________

but let me tell you

what made me change my mind.

_________________________________
_________________________________
(MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
(MUSIC ENDS)
_________________________________

_________________________________
You know, what's amazing

is that many of these musicians
_________________________________

are playing for the very first time.
_________________________________

Thanks to Steve Martin's Two-Week

Master Musician Home Study course.
_________________________________

More about that later.
_________________________________

Hello, and welcome to Fantasia 2000.
_________________________________

It's been more than 60 years

since Walt Disney and his artists,
_________________________________

teamed up with maestro
Leopold Stokowski

_________________________________

to create a film they titled

The Concert Feature.
_________________________________

I think we're all glad that
they changed the name to Fantasia.

_________________________________

You know, Fantasia was meant to be

a perpetual work in progress.
_________________________________

Every time you went to see it,

you'd experience some new pieces
_________________________________

along with some old familiar favorites.

_________________________________

But that idea fell by the wayside,

until now.
_________________________________

So let me turn things over

to the great ltzhak Perlman,
_________________________________

who, I have just been informed,

plays the violin.
_________________________________

Well, so do I. Big deal.

Could I have my violin, please?
_________________________________

Ahh, thank you. All right, boys, let's...

_________________________________

Oh! Oh, sorry.
-(MAN GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Could I have

another stick thingy, please?
_________________________________

Oh, and camera back on me.
_________________________________

Camera back on me.
_________________________________
Am I done?
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SONG BEGINS)
_________________________________
(SONG ENDS)
_________________________________

_________________________________

HADES: That little squirt took
down that Heartless!
_________________________________
Who'd have thought it?

_________________________________

JAFAR: Such is the power
of the Keyblade.
_________________________________
The child's strength is not his own.

_________________________________

URSULA: Why don't we turn him
into a Heartless? (CACKLES)
_________________________________
That'll settle things quick enough.

_________________________________

HOOK: And the brat's friends
are the king's lackeys.
_________________________________
Swoggle me eyes, they're all
bilge rats by the look of them.

_________________________________

OOGIE: You're no prize yourself.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)

_________________________________

HOOK: Shut up!

MALEFICENT: Enough.
_________________________________
The Keyblade has chosen him.
_________________________________
Will it be he
who conquers the darkness?
_________________________________
Or will the darkness swallow him?
_________________________________
Either way, he could be quite useful...

_________________________________

_________________________________

(CHILDREN SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
_________________________________

-(EXCLAIMS IN SURPRISE)

-(LAUGHTER)
_________________________________

-Ya! Ugh!

-(JACK LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS IN RUSSIAN)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING IN RUSSIAN)
_________________________________

Oh! Now that, that was fun.
_________________________________

Hey, wind!
_________________________________

(WIND WHISTLING)
_________________________________

Take me home.
_________________________________

(WHOOPING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Snow day!
_________________________________

(PEOPLE EXCLAIM IN SURPRISE)
_________________________________

MAN: Oh! It's freezing!
_________________________________

Yeah!
_________________________________

Whoa! Whoa!
_________________________________

Oh, that looks interesting. Good book?
_________________________________

CALEB: All right!

CLAUDE: Yeah!
_________________________________

-CALEB: (WHOOPING) Snow day!

-Snow day! Yeah.
_________________________________

You're welcome.
_________________________________

Hey, guys, wait up! Are you guys

coming to the egg hunt Sunday?
_________________________________

CALEB: Yeah! Free candy.
_________________________________

CLAUDE: I hope we can find the eggs

with all this snow!
_________________________________

(BOYS EXCLAIMING HAPPILY)
_________________________________

It says here that

they found Bigfoot hair samples
_________________________________

and DNA in Michigan!
_________________________________

That's like super-close!
_________________________________

Here we go again.
_________________________________

You saw the video too, Claude.

He's out there.
_________________________________

That's what you said about aliens.
_________________________________

And the Easter Bunny!
_________________________________

The Easter Bunny is real.
_________________________________

Oh, he's real all right.
_________________________________

Real annoying, real grumpy

and really full of himself.
_________________________________

CLAUDE: Come on!

You guys will believe anything.
_________________________________

Easter Bunny, hop, hop, hop!
_________________________________

-Ow! (SOBBING)

-Mom, Sophie fell again!
_________________________________

JAMIE'S MOM: You okay, Soph?
_________________________________

Jamie, hat.
_________________________________

We don't want Jack Frost

nipping at your nose.
_________________________________

Who's Jack Frost?
_________________________________

JAMIE'S MOM: No one, honey.
It's just an expression.
_________________________________

Hey!
_________________________________

(CHILDREN LAUGHING)
_________________________________

"Who's Jack Frost?"
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Okay, who threw that?
_________________________________

Well, it wasn't Bigfoot, kiddo.
_________________________________

Ahhh!
_________________________________

Jamie Bennett, no fair!
_________________________________

You struck first!
_________________________________

Free-for-all!
_________________________________

All right, who needs ammo?
_________________________________

(WHOOPING)
_________________________________

-(GIRL SCREAMS)

-JACK: Look at that!
_________________________________

(GROWLING)
_________________________________

Crud! I hit Cupcake!
_________________________________

-She hit Cupcake.

-You hit Cupcake?
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-CLAUDE: Ohhh!
_________________________________

-Did you throw that?

-No.
_________________________________

It wasn't me!
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(INDISTINCT TALKING)
_________________________________

(YELLS)
_________________________________

-Oh, a little slippery!

-Ooh!
_________________________________

-PIPPA: Jamie, watch out!

-Whoa!
_________________________________

-That's the street.

-Stop! There's traffic!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Whoa! Don't worry, Jamie.

I got you. Hold on!
_________________________________

It's gonna be all right!
_________________________________

Keep up with me, kid! Take a left!
_________________________________

MAN: Hey, slow down!
_________________________________

Hold up. No, no, no, no.
_________________________________

WOMAN: Is that Jamie Bennett?
_________________________________

-There you go.

-No, no!
_________________________________

-(EXCLAIMS IN SURPRISE)

-(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(HONKING)
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(JAMIE GRUNTS)
_________________________________

-PIPPA: (GASPS) Oh, my gosh!

-Yeah!
_________________________________

-Wow, that looks serious.

-Jamie, are you all right?
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

Did you guys see that? It was amazing!
_________________________________
I did a jump and I slid under a...

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________
Whoops.
_________________________________

ALL: Oh!
_________________________________

Cool! A tooth!
_________________________________

CLAUDE: Dude, that means cash!

CALEB: Tooth fairy cash!
_________________________________

-Oh, no! Oh!

-You lucky bum!
_________________________________

I got to put this under my pillow!
_________________________________

Oh, wait a minute.

Come on. Hold on, hold on.
_________________________________

What about all the fun we just had?
_________________________________

That wasn't the Tooth Fairy,

that was me!
_________________________________

CALEB: My ears are freezing!
_________________________________

What's a guy got to do

to get a little attention around here?
_________________________________

(TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________

MALE DRIVER:
There was a patch of ice.
_________________________________

I don't understand how it got here.
_________________________________

I mean, Easter is around the corner!

_________________________________

JAMIE: ...it was awesome!
_________________________________

So then I was flying down this hill
_________________________________

and it was like whoosh, whoosh,

through these cars
_________________________________

and then the sled hit this thing
_________________________________

and it was like way up in the air!
_________________________________

And then, bam, the sofa hit me...
_________________________________

Wow!
_________________________________

...and see, my tooth came out!
_________________________________

(SOPHIE CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

JAMIE'S MOM: All right, you.

Tooth under your pillow?
_________________________________

Yeah, I'm ready.
_________________________________

JAMIE'S MOM: Now don't stay
up trying to see her, Jamie,
_________________________________

or she won't come.
_________________________________

But I can do it this time!

You want to help me, Soph?
_________________________________

We can hide and see the Tooth Fairy!
_________________________________

Hide, hide, hide, hide.
_________________________________

Uh-uh. Straight to bed now, mister.
_________________________________

JAMIE: (GROANS) Mom.
_________________________________

(SOPHIE LAUGHING)
_________________________________

If there's something I'm doing wrong,
_________________________________

can you just tell me what it is?
_________________________________

Because I've tried everything
_________________________________

and no one ever sees me.
_________________________________

You put me here.
_________________________________

The least you can do is tell me...
_________________________________

Tell me why.
_________________________________

_________________________________

(SNIFFLING)

_________________________________

(SOBBING)

_________________________________

Oh! Oh, my!

_________________________________

(SNIFFLING, SOBBING)

_________________________________

-DAWSON: Are you all right, my dear?

-(SNIFFLING)

_________________________________

Come now, come, come, come.

Here, here, dry your eyes.

_________________________________

-(SNIFFLES)

-Ah, yes. Ah, that's better.

_________________________________

Now, tell me,

what's troubling you, my dear?

_________________________________

I... I'm lost.

_________________________________

I... I... I'm trying to find

Basil of Baker Street.

_________________________________

Well, let me see here.

_________________________________

"Famous detective

solves baffling disappearance."

_________________________________

Mmm-hmm. Uh, but, uh...

_________________________________

Where are your mother and father?

_________________________________

(SOBBING) That's why I must find Basil.

_________________________________

There, there, there, there.

Now, now, now, now.

_________________________________

Well, now, I don't know any Basil.

_________________________________

But I do remember

where Baker Street is.

_________________________________

-Now, come with me.

-(THUNDERING)

_________________________________

We'll find this Basil chap together.

_________________________________

_________________________________

Then I didn't choose that one

because it was gonna give me pimples,

_________________________________

so I choosed another scary one

_________________________________

because, for all those years

that I went for Halloween,

_________________________________

I wasn't scary at all.

_________________________________

I love baseball.

It's my destiny to play that game.

_________________________________

I don't really care about winning.

_________________________________

Well, like, now I do

'cause, like, we've lost every game.

_________________________________

I've gotten tired of it.

_________________________________

I'm working, like, so hard.

All the balls are getting thrown to me.

_________________________________

I'm trying to catch, like, every one.

_________________________________

All of the people in the outfield

are all looking around and...

_________________________________

Come on!

Let's play some baseball, okay?

_________________________________

Not the lazy game.

_________________________________

(CAR DOOR CLOSING)

_________________________________

They're here.

_________________________________

(RAZZING)

_________________________________

Lewis?

_________________________________

Lewis?

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

(CLICKS)

_________________________________

(HORN BLARING)

_________________________________

Huh?

_________________________________

Goob! Hey, I did it, Goob! I finished it!

They are gonna love this!

_________________________________

Nothing says "adopt me"

like a weird invention.

_________________________________
MILDRED: Lewis!

_________________________________

-Lewis, the Harringtons are here!

-Way ahead of you, Mildred.

_________________________________

Wait! Wait! Wait, wait, wait.

_________________________________

Remember, sit up straight.

Look them in the eye.

_________________________________

Smile. Let's fix your...

_________________________________

Mildred.

_________________________________

All right, all right, all right, all right.

_________________________________

Go show them how special you are.

_________________________________

Oh, I hope this is it.

_________________________________

I hope he gets adopted.

_________________________________

You and me both, chief.

_________________________________
LEWIS: I mean, there's so many things

in the world that can be improved.

_________________________________

Just think of it.

Moving sidewalks, flying cars.

_________________________________

The possibilities are endless.

_________________________________

Flying cars? Yeah, that's a good one.

_________________________________

All it takes is some imagination

and a little science,

_________________________________

and we can make the world

a better place.

_________________________________

Well, these are all interesting ideas.

_________________________________

So, what's your favorite sport?

_________________________________

-Well, does inventing count as a sport?

-Actually...

_________________________________

'Cause I think I hit a home run

with this one!

_________________________________

-What is that?

-First, a question.

_________________________________

What's the number one problem

that you face

_________________________________

when you make

a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?

_________________________________

-Lewis, I don't think we...

-Portion control.

_________________________________

Too much peanut butter sticks

to the roof of your mouth,

_________________________________

takes forever to chew.

_________________________________

Too much jelly squishes out the sides

and makes your hands all sticky.

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)

_________________________________

Well, I propose

that the perfect P.B. and J.

_________________________________

is within mankind's grasp,

_________________________________

and I've built this machine to achieve it.

_________________________________

For this demonstration,

I'll use regular bread.

_________________________________

Honey, it's okay.

_________________________________

As you can see, toasting is an option.

_________________________________

We don't usually eat peanut butter.

_________________________________

Lewis, this is really not necessary.

_________________________________

It's jammed!

_________________________________

(DEVICE BUZZING)

_________________________________

Lewis, please, don't!

_________________________________

Oops.

_________________________________

What's happening?

_________________________________

Mr. Harrington has a peanut allergy!

_________________________________

I'm sorry!

_________________________________

Here let me help you get that off!

_________________________________

Stand back!

_________________________________

(GASPING)

_________________________________

-Is he gonna be okay?

-Breathe. Breathe.

_________________________________

I'm so sorry! I didn't know!

_________________________________

It was really nice to meet you.

_________________________________

We're gonna need some time

to think about it.

_________________________________
MILDRED: Hi, folks. Everything all...

_________________________________

(MILDRED GASPS)

_________________________________

What happened?

_________________________________
MRS. HARRINGTON: Miss Duffy,

that boy is definitely not right for us.

_________________________________

Now, if you'll excuse me.

_________________________________
MILDRED: (STAMMERING) I'm so

sorry about this. If you would just...

_________________________________

(DOOR SLAMMING)

_________________________________

-I made some lunch.

-Not hungry.

_________________________________

Poor Mr. Harrington.

_________________________________

-I killed him?

-No. No! No, you didn't kill him.

_________________________________

I called. He's perfectly fine.

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

I was just gonna say that it's...

_________________________________

It's too bad

he didn't get to try a sandwich

_________________________________

from that wonderful invention of yours.

_________________________________

-(SCOFFING) Yeah, real wonderful.

-It's not you.

_________________________________

We just haven't found

the right couple yet.

_________________________________

One hundred twenty-four.

_________________________________

What?

_________________________________

That's how many adoption interviews

I've had, 124.

_________________________________

Oh, Lewis, come on, now.

_________________________________

You're exaggerating just to make your

_________________________________

point.

_________________________________

Plus, I'm gonna be 13 next year,

_________________________________

and you know how hard it is

for a teenager to get adopted.

_________________________________

I have no future. No one wants me.

_________________________________

That's not true, Lewis!

_________________________________

My own mother didn't even want me.

_________________________________

Now, stop it. You do not know that.

_________________________________

Then why'd she give me up?

_________________________________

She may not have been able

to take care of you.

_________________________________

Did you ever think of that?

_________________________________

I am sure that she was only thinking

about what was best for you.

_________________________________

I never thought of it that way.

_________________________________

Maybe she wanted to keep you,

but she had no choice.

_________________________________

You're right.

_________________________________

My real mom is the only person

who's ever wanted me.

_________________________________

Wait. I said "maybe."

_________________________________

And if she wanted me then,

she'll want me now.

_________________________________

What are you talking about?

_________________________________

I have to find her, Mildred,

and when I do, she'll take me back,

_________________________________

and we'll be a family again!

_________________________________

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Lewis, you can't do that.

_________________________________

No one knows anything about her.

No one even saw her.

_________________________________

Wrong. I saw her

_________________________________

once.

_________________________________

She's in here. I just have to remember.

_________________________________

That's it!

_________________________________

(ANOTHER BELIEVER PLAYING)

_________________________________

(SINGING) Hello

_________________________________

I got something to tell you

_________________________________

But it's crazy

_________________________________

I got something to show you

_________________________________

(INAUDIBLE)

_________________________________

So give me just one more chance

_________________________________

One more glance 
And I will make of you

_________________________________

Another believer

_________________________________

Guess what? 
You got more than you bargained

_________________________________

Ain't it crazy?

_________________________________

You got more than you paid for

_________________________________

So give me just one more chance

_________________________________

One more glance

_________________________________

One more hand to hold

_________________________________

You've been on my mind

_________________________________

Though it may seem I'm fooling

_________________________________

Wasted so much time

_________________________________

Though it may seem I'm fooling

_________________________________

(DEVICE BUZZING)

_________________________________

What are we gonna do?

_________________________________

What are we gonna do?

_________________________________

What are we gonna do about it?

_________________________________

You've been on my mind

_________________________________

One more chance

_________________________________

Wasted so much time

_________________________________

One more chance

_________________________________
_________________________________
Wonderland
_________________________________

_________________________________

(TICKING)

_________________________________

Oh, my fur and whiskers!
I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear!
I'm here, I should be there.
_________________________________
I'm late, I'm late, I'm late! The queen,
she'll have my head for sure!
_________________________________

_________________________________

How did he get so small?

_________________________________

No, you're simply too big.

_________________________________

(QUACKS) It talks!

_________________________________

(YAWNING)

_________________________________

Must you be so loud? You woke me up.

_________________________________

Good morning.

_________________________________

Good night! I need a bit more sleep.

_________________________________

Wait, what do we have
to do to grow small?

_________________________________

Why don't you try the bottle...
_________________________________
over there?
_________________________________

_________________________________

(CHESHIRE CAT HUMS)
_________________________________

And the mome raths outgrabe
_________________________________

Oh, Cheshire Cat, it's you.
_________________________________

Whom did you expect?
The White Rabbit, perchance?
_________________________________

No, no, no. I'm through with rabbits.

_________________________________

I wanna go home.
But I can't find my way.

_________________________________

Naturally.
That's because you have no way.

_________________________________

All ways here, you see,
are the queen's ways.
_________________________________

-But I've never met any queen.
-You haven't? You haven't?
_________________________________

Oh, but you must.
_________________________________

She'll be mad about you,
simply mad. (LAUGHS)

_________________________________

And the mome raths outgrabe
_________________________________

Please, please. How can I find her?
_________________________________

Well, some go this way.
_________________________________

Some go that way.
_________________________________

But as for me, myself, personally...
_________________________________

I prefer the short cut.

_________________________________
(DOOR CREAKS)
_________________________________

Oh.
_________________________________

(DISTANT WHISTLING)
_________________________________

(HUMMING)
_________________________________

(SINGING) Painting the roses red
We're painting the roses red
_________________________________

We dare not stop or waste a drop
So let the paint be spread
_________________________________

We're painting the roses red
We're painting the roses red
_________________________________

Painting the roses red
And many a tear we shed
_________________________________

Because we know they'll cease to grow
_________________________________

In fact, they'll soon be dead
_________________________________

(ALL SOB)
_________________________________

And yet we go ahead
painting the roses red

_________________________________

Painting the roses red
We're painting the roses red
_________________________________

Pardon me but, Mr. Three,
why must you paint them red?
_________________________________

ALL: Huh? Oh!
_________________________________

Well, the fact is, miss,
_________________________________

we planted the white roses
by mistake, and...

_________________________________

(SINGING)
The queen, she likes them red
_________________________________
If she saw white instead
_________________________________
-She'd raise a fuss
-And each of us
_________________________________

Would quickly lose his head
_________________________________

Goodness.

_________________________________

Since this is the thought we dread
We're painting the roses red

_________________________________

Oh, dear. Then let me help you.

_________________________________

(SINGING) Painting the roses red
We're painting the roses red
_________________________________

Don't tell the queen what you have
seen or say that's what we said
_________________________________
-We're painting the roses red
-Yes, painting the roses red

_________________________________
-Not pink

-Not green

_________________________________

-Not aquamarine
-We're painting the roses red

_________________________________
(FANFARE)
_________________________________

-The queen!
-The queen!

_________________________________
COMMANDER: Cards, halt!
_________________________________

Count off!
_________________________________

One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine, ten, jack.
_________________________________

(PLAYING BUGLE)
_________________________________

The Rabbit!
_________________________________
(PANTS)
_________________________________

Her Imperial Highness, Her Grace,
_________________________________

Her Excellency, Her Royal Majesty,
the Queen of Hearts.
_________________________________

(ALL CHEER)

_________________________________
-And the king.
-CARD: Hooray!
_________________________________

Hmm!
_________________________________

Who's been painting my roses red?

_________________________________

Who's been painting my roses red?
_________________________________

Who dares to paint with vulgar
paint the royal flower bed?
_________________________________

(SINGING) For painting my roses red
_________________________________

Someone will lose his head
_________________________________

No, Your Majesty, please.
It's all his fault.

_________________________________

Not me, Your Grace. The ace.

_________________________________
-You?
-No. Two.
_________________________________

-The deuce, you say?
-Not me. The trey.

_________________________________

That's enough! Off with their heads!
_________________________________

(CHEERING)
_________________________________

(SINGING)
They're going to lose their heads
_________________________________
For painting the roses red
_________________________________

Serves them right, they planted
white and roses should be red
_________________________________

They're going to lose their heads
_________________________________

Silence!
_________________________________

-Please, they were only trying...
-And who is this?
_________________________________

Well. Well now, let me see, my dear.
_________________________________

It certainly isn't a heart.
Do you suppose it's a club?
_________________________________

Why, it's a little girl.

_________________________________
-Yes. And I was hoping...
-Look up. Speak nicely.
_________________________________

And don't twiddle your fingers.
_________________________________

Turn out your toes. Curtsy.
_________________________________

Open your mouth a little wider.
_________________________________

And always say, "Yes, Your Majesty."
_________________________________

-Yes, Your Majesty.
-(QUEEN CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Now, where d'you come from
and where are you going?
_________________________________

-I'm trying to find my way home.
-Your way?
_________________________________

All ways here are my ways!
_________________________________

Yes, I know. But I was just thinking...
_________________________________

Curtsy while you're thinking.
It saves time.

_________________________________

Yes, Your Majesty.
But I was only going to ask...
_________________________________

I'll ask the questions!
_________________________________

-Do you play croquet?
-Yes, Your Majesty.

_________________________________

Then let the game begin!
_________________________________

To your places!
By order of the king! Hurry!

_________________________________
COMMANDER: Shuffle deck!
_________________________________

Cards, cut!
_________________________________

Deal cards!
_________________________________

Cards, halt!
_________________________________

(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

Silence!
_________________________________

(CHEERING)
_________________________________

Off with his head!
_________________________________

Off with his head. By order of the king.
You heard what she said.

_________________________________

-You're next.
-But...
_________________________________

-My dear.
-Yes, Your Majesty.
_________________________________

(GIGGLES)
_________________________________

(LAUGHTER)

_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
(GIGGLES)
_________________________________

Stop!
_________________________________

Of all the impossible...

_________________________________

-Do you want us both to lose our heads?
-Uh-huh.
_________________________________

Well, I don't.

_________________________________

Huh? (SQUAWKS)
_________________________________
(LAUGHTER)
_________________________________

(CHESHIRE CAT HUMS)
_________________________________

I say, how are you getting on?
_________________________________

-Not at all.
-Beg pardon?
_________________________________

-I said not at all.
-Who are you talking to?
_________________________________

-A cat, Your Majesty.
-Cat? Where?
_________________________________

There.
_________________________________

-There he is again.
-I warn you, child.
_________________________________

If I lose my temper,
you will lose your head.
_________________________________

Understand?
_________________________________

You know,
we could make her really angry.

_________________________________

-Shall we try?
-No.
_________________________________

-But it's loads of fun.
-No. Stop.
_________________________________

Oh, no!
_________________________________

Oh, my fur and whiskers.
_________________________________

Oh, dear. Save the queen.

_________________________________
QUEEN: Someone's head
will roll for this.
_________________________________

Yours!
_________________________________

Off with her...
_________________________________

But, consider, my dear.
Couldn't she have a trail first?
_________________________________

-Trial?
-Well, just a little trial?

_________________________________

Very well, then. Let the trial begin.
_________________________________
(CHEERING)
_________________________________

_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(TRUMPETING)

_________________________________

Court is now in session!

_________________________________

I'm on trial? But why?

_________________________________

Her Majesty,
the Queen of Hearts, presiding!
_________________________________

The girl is the culprit.
There's no doubt about it.
_________________________________
And the reason is...
_________________________________
because I say so, that's why!

_________________________________

That is so unfair!

_________________________________

Well, have you anything
to say in your defense?

_________________________________

Of course! I've done
absolutely nothing wrong!
_________________________________
You may be queen,
_________________________________

but I'm afraid that doesn't give
you the right to be so...so mean!

_________________________________

QUEEN OF HEARTS: Silence!
_________________________________
You dare defy me?

_________________________________

SORA: Hey, guys,
we should help her out.

_________________________________

Yeah, but the...

_________________________________

We're outsiders, so wouldn't
that be muddling?

_________________________________

DONALD: "Meddling"!

_________________________________

GOOFY: Oh, yeah.
And that's against the rules.

_________________________________

The court finds the defendant,
_________________________________
guilty as charged!
_________________________________
For the crimes of assault and
attempted theft of my heart...
_________________________________

Off with her head!

_________________________________

No! No! Oh, please!

_________________________________

SORA: Hold it right there!

_________________________________

Who are you?
_________________________________
How dare you interfere with my court?

_________________________________

Excuse me.
But we know who the real culprit is!

_________________________________

Uh-huh. It's the Heartle...

_________________________________

Anyway, she's not the one
you're looking for.

_________________________________

That's nonsense. Have you any proof?
_________________________________
ALICE: No, no! Oh, please!
_________________________________

Bring me evidence of Alice's innocence!
_________________________________
Fail, and it's off with all of your heads!
_________________________________
Gather as much or little evidence
as you please.

_________________________________
Report back here once you're ready.
_________________________________

_________________________________

CHESHIRE CAT: (SINGING)
'Twas brillig and the slithy toves
_________________________________

Did gyre and gamble in the wabe
_________________________________

All mimsy were the borogoves
_________________________________

And the more paths outgrabe

_________________________________

Who are you?

_________________________________

Who, indeed?
_________________________________
Poor Alice. Soon to lose her head,
and she's not guilty of a thing!

_________________________________

Hey, if you know
who the culprit is, tell us!

_________________________________

The Cheshire Cat has all the answers,
but doesn't always tell.
_________________________________
The answer, the culprit,
the cat all lie in darkness.

_________________________________

'Twas brillig and the slithy toves

_________________________________
Did gyre and gamble in the wabe
_________________________________

Wait!

_________________________________

CHESHIRE CAT: They've already
left the forest. I won't tell which exit.
_________________________________

There are four pieces of evidence in all.
Three are a cinch to find.
_________________________________
The fourth is tricky.
Big reward if you find them all.

_________________________________

Should we trust him?

_________________________________

To trust, or not to trust?
I trust you'll decide!

_________________________________

And the mome raths outgrabe

_________________________________
_________________________________
All in the Golden Afternoon – Alice in Wonderland

_________________________________

_________________________________
(SINGING) Little bread-and-butterflies
kiss the tulips

_________________________________
And the sun is like a toy balloon

_________________________________

There are get-up-in-the-morning glories
_________________________________

In the golden afternoon

_________________________________

There are dancing daffodils
on the hillside

_________________________________

Strings of violets are all in tune
_________________________________

Tiger lilies love the dandelions

_________________________________

In the golden afternoon

_________________________________

The golden afternoon
_________________________________

There are dog-and-caterpillars
and a copper centipede

_________________________________

Where the lazy daisies love
_________________________________

The very peaceful life they lead

_________________________________
Little bread-and-butterflies
kiss the tulips

_________________________________
And the sun is like a toy balloon

_________________________________

There are get-up-in-the-morning glories
_________________________________

In the golden afternoon

_________________________________

There are dancing daffodils
on the hillside

_________________________________

Strings of violets are all in tune
_________________________________

Tiger lilies love the dandelions

_________________________________

In the golden afternoon

_________________________________

The golden afternoon
_________________________________

There are dog-and-caterpillars
and a copper centipede

_________________________________

Where the lazy daisies love
_________________________________

The very peaceful life they lead

_________________________________
Little bread-and-butterflies
kiss the tulips

_________________________________
And the sun is like a toy balloon

_________________________________

There are get-up-in-the-morning glories
_________________________________

In the golden afternoon

_________________________________

_________________________________

And the mome raths outgrabe

_________________________________

Well, look what you've found.
Nice going.

_________________________________

Now we can save Alice.

_________________________________

Don't be so sure!
_________________________________
She may be innocent,
but what about you?

_________________________________

What do you mean?
_________________________________

_________________________________

(FANFARE)
_________________________________

Your Majesty, members of the jury,
_________________________________

loyal subjects...
_________________________________

-(CLEARS THROAT)
-...and the king.
_________________________________

The prisoner is charged with enticing
Her Majesty the Queen of Hearts
_________________________________
into a game of croquet and willfully
and with with malice aforethought

_________________________________
teasing, tormenting
and otherwise annoying...
_________________________________

Never mind all that!
Get to the part where I lose my temper.

_________________________________

(MUMBLES) ...causing the queen
to lose her temper.

_________________________________

Now, are you ready for your sentence?
_________________________________

Sentence?
But there must be a verdict first.

_________________________________

Sentence first! Verdict afterwards.

_________________________________

-But that just isn't the way...
-All ways are...

_________________________________

Your ways, Your Majesty.

_________________________________

Yes, my child.

_________________________________
-Off with her...
-Consider, my dear.

_________________________________
We've called no witnesses. Couldn't
we hear maybe one or two, huh?
_________________________________

-Maybe?
-Oh, very well.
_________________________________

But get on with it!
_________________________________

First witness.
Herald, call the first witness.

_________________________________
RABBIT: The March Hare.
_________________________________

What do you know about
this unfortunate affair?
_________________________________

-Nothing.
-Nothing whatever?
_________________________________

-Nothing whatever!
-That's very important!
_________________________________

Jury, write that down.

_________________________________

Unimportant, Your Majesty means,
of course.

_________________________________

Silence! Next witness.

_________________________________
The Dormouse.
_________________________________

-Well?
-Shh.
_________________________________

(WHISPERS) What have you
to say about this?
_________________________________

Twinkle, twinkle, little bat
How I wonder...
_________________________________

That's the most important piece
of evidence we've heard yet.

_________________________________
Write that down!
_________________________________

Twinkle, twinkle...

_________________________________

Twinkle, twinkle. What next?

_________________________________
RABBIT: The Mad Hatter.
_________________________________

(GIGGLES)
_________________________________

-Off with your hat!
-Oh, my.
_________________________________

Where were you when this
horrible crime was committed?
_________________________________

I was home drinking tea.

_________________________________

Today, you know, is my unbirthday.

_________________________________

Why, my dear,
today is your unbirthday, too.

_________________________________

-It is?
-It is?
_________________________________

CROWD: It is?
_________________________________
-(SINGING) A very merry unbirthday
-To me?

_________________________________
Oh, no.

_________________________________

-A very merry unbirthday
-For me
_________________________________

For you
_________________________________

Now blow the candle out, my dear,
and make your wish come true
_________________________________

A very merry unbirthday
_________________________________

To you

_________________________________

-Oh, Your Majesty.
-Yes, my dear?
_________________________________

-Look. There he is now.
-What? Who?
_________________________________

-The Cheshire Cat.
-Cat?
_________________________________

Cat! Cat! (STUTTERS) Cat!
_________________________________

-There he goes.
-This is terrible. Help.
_________________________________
-Stop him.
-Catch him, somebody. Help me.

_________________________________
-Get me the jam.
-The jam. By order of the king.
_________________________________

-The jam.
-Let me have it.

_________________________________
Somebody's head
is going to roll for this!
_________________________________

Ah-ha!
_________________________________

The mushroom.

_________________________________

Off with her...
_________________________________
(CARDS SHOUT)
_________________________________

Oh, pooh. I'm not afraid of you.

_________________________________

Why, you're nothing but a pack of cards.

_________________________________

Rule 42: all persons more than a mile
high must leave the court immediately.
_________________________________

I'm not a mile high, and I'm not leaving.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
Sorry. Rule 42, you know.

_________________________________

And as for you, Your Majesty.

_________________________________

Your Majesty indeed.
You're not a queen.

_________________________________

You're just a fat, pompous,
bad-tempered old ty... Tyrant.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

_________________________________

I won't tell. But I'll give you something.

_________________________________

Are you ready to present
evidence before the queen?

_________________________________

Yes.

_________________________________

Very well.
Counsel, step up to the podium.

_________________________________

Now, show me what you have found.

_________________________________

Well, that's certainly a lot of evidence,
but I'm still not impressed.

_________________________________
Cards! Bring forth my evidence!

_________________________________

Hmm, checking all five
would only be a waste of time.
_________________________________

All right, then.
Choose the one you wish to present.
_________________________________
I'll decide who's guilty
based on that evidence.

_________________________________

What? After all the trouble
of collecting it?

_________________________________

You dare object?
Then you will lose your head!
_________________________________
Now, choose! One box!

_________________________________

Are you certain? No second chances!

_________________________________

I'm sure.

_________________________________

Now we shall see who the real culprit is.

_________________________________

What in the world was that?

_________________________________

There's your evidence. Alice is innocent.

_________________________________

(GROWLS)
_________________________________
Silence! I'm the law here!
_________________________________
Article 29! Anyone who defies
the queen is guilty!

_________________________________

That's crazy!

_________________________________

Seize them at once!

_________________________________

_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

And er... What were you
saying, my dear?
_________________________________

Well, she simply said that you're a fat,

pompous, bad-tempered old tyrant.
_________________________________

Off with her head!
_________________________________

You heard what Her Majesty said.

Off with her head.
_________________________________

(FANFARE)
_________________________________

_________________________________

Cards! If they touch the tower,
you lose your heads!
_________________________________

_________________________________
(SINGING) Forward, backward,
inward, outward

_________________________________
Here we go again
_________________________________
No one ever loses
and no one can ever win

_________________________________

Backward, forward, outward, inward

Bottom to the top...
_________________________________

Off with her head! Off with her head!
_________________________________

You can't leave a tea party
without having a cup of tea.

_________________________________
But I can't stop now.
_________________________________

But we insist.

You must join us in a cup of tea.

_________________________________

Off with her head!
_________________________________

Mr. Caterpillar. What will I do?
_________________________________

Who are you?
_________________________________

(COUGHS)
_________________________________

There she goes. Don't let her get away.

_________________________________

Off with her head!
_________________________________

Oh...
_________________________________
-Still locked, you know.

-But the queen. I simply must get out.
_________________________________

-But you are outside.

-What?
_________________________________

See for yourself.

_________________________________

Why, that's me. I'm asleep.

_________________________________
Don't let her get away!
Off with her head!

_________________________________

Alice, wake up! Please wake up, Alice.

_________________________________
Please wake up, Alice.

_________________________________

(ECHOES) Alice, Alice, Alice...
_________________________________

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________
She must've gotten kidnapped
while we were fighting.

_________________________________

You fools!
_________________________________
Find the one who's behind this!
I don't care how!
_________________________________

_________________________________

Have you seen Alice?

_________________________________

Alice, no. Shadow, yes!

_________________________________

Where did they go?

_________________________________

This way? That way? Does it matter?
_________________________________
Left, right, up, down!

All mixed up thanks to the shadows!
_________________________________
Step deeper into the forest
to the deserted garden.
_________________________________
You might find shadows
in the upside-down room!
_________________________________

_________________________________

They're hiding somewhere.
And the momeraths outgrabe.
_________________________________
Want to find the shadows?
Try turning on the light.
_________________________________

_________________________________

-It's too dim. Make it brighter.

-What next?

_________________________________

One more lamp that you need to light.
_________________________________

_________________________________

All the lights are on.
You'll see the shadows soon.
_________________________________

They'll arise in this room,
but somewhere else.
_________________________________
The shadows might go after
that doorknob, too.
_________________________________

_________________________________

You'll have a better view
from higher up.
_________________________________

_________________________________

The shadows should be here soon.
_________________________________
Are you prepared for the

worst? If not, too bad!
_________________________________

_________________________________

(YAWNS)
_________________________________

What a racket.
_________________________________
How's a doorknob to get any sleep?
_________________________________
(YAWNING)
_________________________________
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

What was that?

_________________________________

You hear that?
Sounded like something closed.

_________________________________

This gummi ain't like the others. No, sir.

_________________________________

Okay, I'll hold on to it.

_________________________________

Splendid. You're quite the hero.
_________________________________
If you're looking for Alice, she's not here.
_________________________________
She's gone!
Off with the shadows, into darkness.

_________________________________

No...

_________________________________

Let's go back to our gummi ship.
We might find her in another world.

_________________________________

We've gotta go to a save point
to return to our ship.

_________________________________

_________________________________

(GOOB YAWNS)

_________________________________
GOOB: So tired.

_________________________________

We'll see you at 2:00 this afternoon.

He'll be so excited you're coming.

_________________________________

Bye-bye, now.

_________________________________

Yes! Hey, Goob... I mean, Michael.

_________________________________

-Good luck at the big game today.

-Easy win.

_________________________________

Those guys are a bunch of bums.

_________________________________

I just hope I can stay awake.

_________________________________

Don't tell me. Let me guess.

_________________________________

He was up all night

working on his stupid project,

_________________________________

but that's what happens

_________________________________

when you get a science geek

for a roommate.

_________________________________

Ah, that's good joe.

_________________________________

All right, Einstein,

you owe Michael big time.

_________________________________

Well, unlocking the secrets of the brain

took a lot longer than I expected,

_________________________________

but it's finished, Mildred.

I recalibrated the headset.

_________________________________

Now the neural circuits will connect.

_________________________________

I've cracked the hippocampus!

_________________________________

Really? Okay. What?

_________________________________

Now to test it out.

_________________________________

(RINGING)

_________________________________

Oh, no! I'm late! I gotta go!

_________________________________

Wait a minute, Lewis. Wait a minute.

_________________________________

I almost forgot what I came up here for.

_________________________________

I know you have a lot

on your plate today,

_________________________________

but I've scheduled an interview for you

this afternoon.

_________________________________

-No, thanks.

-"No, thanks"?

_________________________________

Sweetheart, this is

about being adopted,

_________________________________

and you will be back here

clean, happy and on time.

_________________________________

I'm done with interviews, Mildred.

I'm not gonna be rejected anymore.

_________________________________

Listen, I know where your head is,

but I'm telling you,

_________________________________

you have got to get out of the past

and look to the future.

_________________________________

I am, and this is it.

_________________________________

This is my future.

_________________________________

I'm sorry.

_________________________________

Lewis? Honey?

_________________________________

Dr. Krunklehorn,

I know you're very busy there

_________________________________

at Inventco Labs,

_________________________________

and we're just so excited

to have you as a judge.

_________________________________

It's my pleasure, Mr. Willerstein.

Hey, you never know.

_________________________________

One of your students may invent

the next integrated circuit

_________________________________

or microprocessor or integrated circuit.

_________________________________

Oh, wait! I said that already.

_________________________________

Well, I just don't get out

of that lab very much.

_________________________________

Is that a bow tie? I like bow ties.

_________________________________

I haven't slept in eight days!

_________________________________

Well, then can I get you a cot

or something?

_________________________________

Nope, I've got the caffeine patch.

It's my invention.

_________________________________

Each patch is the equivalent

of 12 cups of coffee.

_________________________________

You can stay awake for days

with no side effects.

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

Sorry. Who's this?

_________________________________

This is one of our students,

Stanley Pukowski.

_________________________________

Oh, so cute!

_________________________________

I just want to bite

his chubby little cheeks!

_________________________________

(WHISTLING)

_________________________________

What's with the dress, Pukowski?

_________________________________

It's actually a toga, sir.

_________________________________

Coach, nice to see you, sort of.

What are you doing here?

_________________________________

Judging a science fair.

What's it look like I'm doing?

_________________________________

And what makes you qualified

to judge a science fair?

_________________________________

It's my gym.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

_________________________________

Stanley. Volcano.

_________________________________

Behold the awesome power

of Mount Vesuvius!

_________________________________

(CLICKING)

_________________________________

The toggle switch isn't toggling.

_________________________________

Dr. Krunklehorn?

_________________________________

Barium, cobalt, Einstein, Kool-Aid!

_________________________________

I don't know what she just said,

but this project is unacceptable!

_________________________________

Now, give me 20 laps around the gym!

_________________________________

Move it! Move it! Move it! Go! Go! Go!

_________________________________

-Coach!

-I'm watching you.

_________________________________

(STANLEY PANTING)

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

Okay, next up is Lizzy

and her fire ant farm.

_________________________________

That's right.

_________________________________

Lizzy, we talked about the fire ants.

_________________________________

You know that they have a tendency

to bite people.

_________________________________

Only my enemies.

_________________________________

Just keep moving, shall we?

Top notch, Lizzy!

_________________________________

Let's not anger her

or make her jumpy in any way.

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

This area's not secure. Get in.

_________________________________

Have you been approached

by a tall man in a bowler hat?

_________________________________

-What?

-Hey, hey, I'll ask the questions here.

_________________________________

-Okay, goodbye.

-All right,

_________________________________

didn't want to pull rank on you,

but you forced my hand.

_________________________________

Special Agent Wilbur Robinson

of the T.C.T.F.

_________________________________

-The what?

-Time Continuum Task Force.

_________________________________

-I'm here to protect you.

-Well...

_________________________________

Now, tall man, bowler hat,

approached you?

_________________________________

No, why?

_________________________________

I could lose my badge for this.

_________________________________

He's a suspect in a robbery.

_________________________________

What did he steal?

_________________________________

-A time machine.

-A what?

_________________________________

I've tracked him to this time,

and my informants say he's after you.

_________________________________

Me? Why me?

_________________________________

The boys back at HQ

haven't figured out a motive yet.

_________________________________

And by "HQ," I mean "headquarters."

_________________________________

I know what HQ means.

_________________________________

Good. You're a smart kid.

_________________________________

That might keep you alive, for now.

_________________________________

Just worry

about your little science gizmo

_________________________________

and leave the "perp" to me.

_________________________________

-And by "perp," I mean...

-I know what it means!

_________________________________

Okay, Mr. Smarty-pants.

_________________________________

Bowler Hat Guy!

_________________________________
YOUNG FRANNY: Whoa!

_________________________________

My frogs!

_________________________________

You're not gonna get away with it,

_________________________________

kid with science project.

_________________________________

Dude, you almost busted

my solar system!

_________________________________

My frogs! They're getting away!

_________________________________

(FROGS CROAKING)

_________________________________

(BUZZING)

_________________________________

(WHIRRING)

_________________________________

Got you! That's the last of them.

_________________________________

Annoying little girl,

I don't have time for this.

_________________________________

I'm on a very important...

_________________________________

Don't sass me, boy. I know karate.

_________________________________
COACH: Come on, Pukowski!

Feel the pain! Love the pain!

_________________________________
MR. WILLERSTEIN: Coach...

_________________________________

Next up is Lewis.

_________________________________

Yes... Lewis! Excuse me.

_________________________________

(WHISPERING) Lewis,

tell me this thing is not gonna...

_________________________________

(IMITATES EXPLOSION)

_________________________________

It's okay. It's gonna work this time.

I won't let you down, I promise.

_________________________________

All right, Lewis, I trust you.

Knock 'em dead.

_________________________________

(WHISPERING) That was a figure

of speech. Please don't kill anyone.

_________________________________

Okay, stand back, everybody.

_________________________________

This next project

will knock your socks off.

_________________________________

Seriously, you might wanna stand back

a little.

_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT)

_________________________________

Have you ever forgotten something,

_________________________________

and no matter how hard you tried,

you couldn't remember it?

_________________________________

Well, what happens

to these forgotten memories?

_________________________________

I propose

they're stored somewhere in your brain,

_________________________________

and I built a machine

that can retrieve them.

_________________________________

I call it the Memory Scanner.

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING) It's shiny!

_________________________________

So, Lewis,

how does the Memory Scanner work?

_________________________________

First, you input the desired period

of time on this keypad.

_________________________________

Then a laser scans the cerebral cortex,

where memories are stored.

_________________________________

The retrieved memory

is then displayed on this monitor.

_________________________________

Wrap him up. I'll take two.

_________________________________

Now, I'm going back 12 years,

three months and 11 days.

_________________________________

Why that particular day?

_________________________________

You didn't think

I was paying attention, did you?

_________________________________

Well, that was the day...

_________________________________

Let's just say, that was

a very important day in my life.

_________________________________

Fair enough. Play ball.

_________________________________

It'll just take a second

to get the turbines going.

_________________________________

(ALL GASPING)

_________________________________

(PANTING)

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

Lewis, wait!

_________________________________

She's gonna blow!

_________________________________

Watch out!

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

Feel the pain! Love the...

_________________________________

(SCREAMING) Hurts so much!

Make it stop!

_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)

_________________________________

Make it stop!

_________________________________

Coach, suck it up, okay?

_________________________________

Let us conduct ourselves in a way

that we'll all be proud of tomorrow.

_________________________________

-Let's calm down!

-Mr. Willerstein?

_________________________________

-I didn't mean to...

-Not now, Lewis!

_________________________________

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

_________________________________

Not now.

_________________________________
MR. WILLERSTEIN: Okay, and we are

walking in a calm, orderly fashion

_________________________________

toward the exits.

_________________________________

Wait, Lewis!

_________________________________

(FROGS CROAKING)

_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)

_________________________________

Come, my dear. Our future awaits.

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

_________________________________

Lilo!

_________________________________

Lilo?

_________________________________

Oh, no.

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

You better be home.

_________________________________

(DOG BARKING)

_________________________________

(ENGINE PURRING)

_________________________________

(BRAKES SCREECH)

_________________________________

Hey! Watch where you're going!

_________________________________

Stupidhead!

_________________________________

(PANTING)

_________________________________

(ELVIS PRESLEY'S

"HEARTBREAK HOTEL" PLAYING)

_________________________________

I Found A New Place To Dwell...

_________________________________

Oh, Lilo!

_________________________________

Lilo! Open the door, Lilo!

_________________________________
LILO: Go away.

_________________________________

...You Make Me So Lonely, Baby...

_________________________________

Lilo? We don't have time for this.

_________________________________

...I Get So Lonely...

_________________________________

Leave me alone to die.

_________________________________

Come on, Lilo that social worker's

going to be here any minute!

_________________________________

...You Still Can Find...

_________________________________

-(VOLUME INCREASES)

-...Some Room...

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________

For Brokenhearted Lovers

To Cry Away Their Gloom

_________________________________

(FRUSTRATED GROAN)

_________________________________

Don't Make Me So Lonely

_________________________________

I Get So Lonely I Could Die...
_________________________________

(ENGINE TURNS OFF)

_________________________________

(WOOD CREAKING)

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

The Bellhop's Tears Keep Flowin'...

_________________________________

You are so finished when I get in there!

_________________________________

(MOUTHING SONG)

_________________________________

Well, They Been So Long

On Lonely Street
_________________________________

They Ain't Ever Gonna Look Back...

_________________________________

Oh, I'm going to stuff you in the blender,

push "puree,"

_________________________________

then bake you into a pie

and feed it to the social worker!

_________________________________

And when he says, "Mmm, this is great.

What's your secret?" I'm going to say...

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

"Love... And nurturing."

_________________________________

Hi. Uh...

_________________________________

(HAMMER CLUNKS)

_________________________________

You must be the, uh...

_________________________________

The stupidhead.

_________________________________

Oh! Oh...

_________________________________

Oh, you know, I'm really sorry about that

_________________________________

and if I'd known who you were,

of course I never would've...

_________________________________

Uh... I can pay for that.

_________________________________

It's a rental.

_________________________________

Are you the guardian in question?

_________________________________

Yes. I'm Nani.

_________________________________

Nice to meet you, Mister...

_________________________________

Bubbles.

_________________________________

Mr. Bubbles. That's a strange...

_________________________________

Yes, I know.

_________________________________

Are you going to invite me in, Nani?

_________________________________

Uh... I thought we could

sit out here and talk.

_________________________________

I don't think so.

_________________________________

(QUIETLY) Right. Uh...

_________________________________

(FROM INSIDE)

...It's Always Crowded...

_________________________________

This way.

_________________________________

...You Still Can Find Some Room

_________________________________

For Brokenhearted Lovers

To Cry Away Their Gloom

_________________________________

You Make Me So Lonely, Baby...

_________________________________

Uh... Wait here.

_________________________________

(CLATTERING)

_________________________________

(GLASS BREAKING, CRASHING)

_________________________________

(RECORD SCRATCHES,

MUSIC STOPS)

_________________________________
LILO: Hey!

_________________________________

(CLUNKING)

_________________________________

(PANTING)

_________________________________

So... Lemonade?

_________________________________

Do you often leave

your sister home alone?

_________________________________

No. Never.

_________________________________

(NANI SHRIEKS)

_________________________________

Well, except for just now.

_________________________________

Uh, I had to run to the store

to get some...

_________________________________

(STEAM WHISTLING)

_________________________________

Oh!

_________________________________

You left the stove on

while you were out?

_________________________________

Low heat! Just a simmer.

_________________________________

Mmm! It's coming along great.

_________________________________

(LOUD WHOOSH, YELLS)

_________________________________

I found that this morning.

_________________________________

Lilo! There you are.

_________________________________

Honeyface... This is Mr. Bubbles.

_________________________________

Nice to meet you.

_________________________________

Your knuckles say "Cobra."

_________________________________

(CRACKING)

_________________________________

Cobra Bubbles.

_________________________________

You don't look like a social worker.

_________________________________

I'm a special classification.

_________________________________

Did you ever kill anyone?

_________________________________

We're getting off the subject.

_________________________________

Let's talk about you. Are you happy?

_________________________________

(NO AUDIO)

_________________________________

I'm adjusted. I eat four food groups

_________________________________

and look both ways

before crossing the street

_________________________________

and take long naps and get disciplined.

_________________________________

(MUFFLED GASP)

_________________________________

Disciplined?

_________________________________

Yeah. She disciplines me real good.

Sometimes five times a day.

_________________________________

-With bricks.

-No...

_________________________________

Bricks?

_________________________________

Uh-huh, in a pillowcase.

_________________________________

Okay! That's enough sugar for you.

_________________________________

Why don't you run along,

you little cutie.

_________________________________

(NERVOUS GIGGLE)

_________________________________

The other social workers

just thought she was a scream.

_________________________________

Thirsty?

_________________________________

Let me illuminate to you

the precarious situation

_________________________________

in which you have found yourself.

_________________________________

I am the one they call

when things go wrong,

_________________________________

and things have indeed gone wrong.

_________________________________

(SPOONS CLINKING)

_________________________________

(RATTLING)

_________________________________

My friends need to be punished.

_________________________________

(GROANS)

_________________________________

Call me next time you're left here alone.

_________________________________

Yep.

_________________________________

In case you're wondering,

this did not go well.

_________________________________

(NAILS CLATTERING)

_________________________________

You have three days

to change my mind.

_________________________________

(SHRIEKING)

_________________________________

(SHRIEKING CONTINUES)

_________________________________

-Blah.

-Eww!

_________________________________

Lilo!

_________________________________

(BOOTS SCREECH)

_________________________________

(HINGES CREAK/DOOR SHUTS)

_________________________________

(SLAMS)

_________________________________

(HINGES CREAKS)

_________________________________

(LILO GROWLS)

_________________________________

(SNARLING AND GROWLING)

_________________________________

(HISSES)

_________________________________

Why didn't you wait at the school?

_________________________________

You were supposed to wait there!

_________________________________

Lilo!

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

Do you not understand?

Do you want to be taken away?

_________________________________

Answer me!

_________________________________

-No!

-No, you don't understand?

_________________________________

-No!

-No, what?

_________________________________

No!

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

(MUFFLED WHINING)

_________________________________

(FRUSTRATED GRUNT)

_________________________________

You're such a pain!

_________________________________

So why don't you sell me

and buy a rabbit instead?

_________________________________

At least a rabbit would behave

better than you!

_________________________________

Go ahead! Then you'll be happy

because it'll be smarter than me, too!

_________________________________

And quieter!

_________________________________

You'll like it, 'cause it's stinky, like you!

_________________________________

(SLAMS)

_________________________________

Go to your room!

_________________________________

I'm already in my room!

_________________________________

(SLAMS)

_________________________________

(MUFFLED SCREAMING)

_________________________________

(DOG BARKS IN DISTANCE)

_________________________________

(SOFTLY) Hey.

_________________________________

I brought you some pizza,

in case you were hungry.

_________________________________

We're a broken family, aren't we?

_________________________________

No.

_________________________________

Maybe, a little.

_________________________________

Maybe a lot.

_________________________________

I shouldn't have yelled at you.

_________________________________

We're sisters. It's our job.

_________________________________

Yeah, well, from now on...

_________________________________

I like you better as a sister than a mom.

_________________________________

Yeah?

_________________________________

And you like me better as a sister

than a rabbit, right?

_________________________________

(SNIFFLING)

_________________________________

(GENTLY) Oh...

_________________________________

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

_________________________________

Yes.

_________________________________

Yes, I do.

_________________________________

(SNIFFLES)

_________________________________

I hit Mertle Edmonds today.

_________________________________

You hit her?

_________________________________

Before I bit her.

_________________________________

You bit her. Lilo, you shouldn't...

_________________________________

People treat me different.

_________________________________

They just don't know what to say.

_________________________________

I'll tell you what.

_________________________________

If you promise not to fight anymore

_________________________________

I promise not to yell at you,

except on special occasions.

_________________________________

Tuesdays and bank holidays

would be good.

_________________________________

Yeah? Would that be good?

_________________________________

(BOTH GIGGLING)

_________________________________

Oh! My camera's full again.

_________________________________

(WHISPERING) Aren't they beautiful?

_________________________________

(LOW RUMBLING)

_________________________________

(ELECTRICAL CRACKLING)

_________________________________

(RUMBLING CONTINUING)

_________________________________

(THUNDERING WHOOSH)

_________________________________

A falling star!

_________________________________

(CAR ALARMS BLARING

IN DISTANCE)

_________________________________

(WHOOSHING)

_________________________________

(EXPLOSIVE THUD)

_________________________________

I call it! Get out! Get out!

I have to make a wish!

_________________________________

Can't you go any faster?

_________________________________

Oh, no! Gravity is increasing on me.

_________________________________

No, it's not!

_________________________________

It is, too, Lilo.

The same thing happened yesterday.

_________________________________

You rotten sister!

Your butt is crushing me!

_________________________________

Why do you act so weird?

_________________________________

(SLAMS)

_________________________________

(QUIETLY) It's me again.

_________________________________

I need someone to be my friend...

Someone who won't run away.

_________________________________

Maybe send me an angel...

The nicest angel you have.

_________________________________

(FLAMES ROARING)

_________________________________

(SHOUTING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE)

_________________________________

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

_________________________________

(SNIFFING)

_________________________________

(FEET PATTERING)

_________________________________

(PLOPPING)

_________________________________

(PISTOL ZINGS)

_________________________________

(PLOPPING)

_________________________________

(PISTOL ZINGS)

_________________________________

(GROWLS)

_________________________________

(FROG CROAKING)

_________________________________

(WEAPONS COCK)

_________________________________

(SHOUTING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE)

_________________________________

(LOUD RUMBLING)

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(SHOUTING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE)

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(GRUNTING)

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(GRUNTING AND GROANING)

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What we when hit?

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There it is.

It stay jammed under the fender.

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(ALIEN GROANS, DRIVERS GASP)

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We better call somebody.

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