Disney NeverEnding Chronology (Winter 2018) - Subtitles (en)

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I remember
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(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
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(ROARING)
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(SHOUTING GIBBERISH)
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(GRUNTING)
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(YELPS)
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Huh?
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(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS)
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(SNIFFLING)
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-So, Mom, what's our plan?

-What are you doing up there?
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Looking through people's luggage.
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(HIGH-PITCHED) I'm the

mascot of an evil corporation.
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(LAUGHS)
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Get down from there.

We have to keep a low profile
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till we get to Seattle to tell the world

of the plot to destroy Springfield.
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(WHISPERING) I don't know if
you guys should be talking so loud.

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Oh, Lisa, it's not like the government

is listening to everybody's conversation.
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(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
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(BEEPING)
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(CONVERSATIONS OVERLAPPING)
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WOMAN: Hi. I'm calling

about our Meat Lover's Pizza.
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I like meat, but I don't know

if I'm ready to love again.
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WOMAN 2: You hang up first.

MAN: No, you hang up first.
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WOMAN 2: Okay.
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(DIAL TONE HUMS)
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MAN: She hung up on me!
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LISA: But we're fugitives. We should

just lay low till we get to Seattle.
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Hey, everybody! I found one!
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The government actually found

someone we're looking for!
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Yeah, baby! Yeah!
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INUIT WOMAN: Homer Simpson,

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do you know why you are here?
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'Cause my family cares more about
other people than they do about me.

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Drink this liquid.
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(SCREAMING)
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More, please.
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Now we will cleanse your spirit
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by the ancient Inuit art of throat singing.
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Throat singing?
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(GUTTURAL CHANTING)
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(BOTH CHANTING)
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How long are we doing this?
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-Until you have an epiphany.

-Okay.
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(CHANTING)
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What's an epiphany?
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Sudden realization of great truth.
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Okay.
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(CHANTING)
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(MUSIC PLAYS)
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CHORUS: ♪ Spider Pig, Spider Pig
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♪ Does whatever a Spider Pig does
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-(RUMBLING)

-♪ Look out!
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♪ He's a Spider Pig ♪
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Unless you have an epiphany,
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you will spend the remainder

of your days alone.
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(BELL TOLLS)
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Epiphany, epiphany, epiphany. Ooh!
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Bananas are an excellent source
of potassium.

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(GRUNTS)
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Americans will never embrace soccer?
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More than two shakes

and it's playing with yourself?
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Hey, what are you doing?
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Oh, do whatever you want to me.

I don't care about myself anymore.
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INUIT WOMAN: Because?

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(GASPS)
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Because other people

are just as important as me.
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Without them, I'm nothing.
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In order to save myself...
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I have to save Springfield!
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That's it! Isn't it?
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-(THE SIMPSONS THEME PLAYING)

-(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)
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(CHEERING CONTINUES)
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(CHANTING)
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That was the most incredible
experience of my life.

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And now to find my family,

save my town and drop ten pounds.
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Thank you, boob lady.
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(PHONE RINGING)
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Hello?
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(PANTING) Penny,
I don't have much time.

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PENNY ON PHONE: Daddy?
Are you okay?

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Something's come up at work, honey.

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Daddy's not gonna be home for a while.

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I don't understand.

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PROFESSOR: You can't go back
to the house, Penny. Okay?
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PENNY: What's happening?
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PROFESSOR: It's all right.
You won't be alone. You have Bolt.
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I've altered him.
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(ELECTRONIC BEEPING)
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He can protect you now.
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The doctor has been taken care of,

which, of course, is wonderful news.
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Everything is positioning nicely.
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There he is. Dr. Calico.
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(GROWLING)
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Any luck getting our guest
to spill his guts?
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Oh! His guts will spill,
one way or another.
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Never! I'll never talk.
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(CAT MEOWING)
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(GASPS) Daddy!
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You're beginning to irk me, professor.

I am irked, and that will not do.
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Has the package arrived?
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I think it might make our dear friend
a bit more communicative.
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I'm sending an agent to pick it up.

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Gorgeous! Have him bring it to me
on the first flight.

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Bolt, let's go.

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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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We only need the girl.
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(BARKING)
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What?
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-Where's Calico?

-I'm not talking to you.

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MAN: (SHOUTING) Bolivia! Bolivia!

Calico's in Bolivia!
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Near Lake Rogaguado!
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(SOBBING)
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Lake Rogaguado! I should've known.

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-Come on, Bolt. Let's go!

-MAN: No!

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Bolivia.

There's a flight leaving in 10 minutes.

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(GASPS)
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Bolt! Zoom, zoom.

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(BOTH SCREAMING)
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(BEEPING)
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Bolt, fetch.

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(LAUGHING)
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(GRUNTS)
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(SCREAMING)
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Puppy!
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(GASPS)
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(BEEPING)
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(BOMB BEEPING)
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(GASPS)
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(SCREAMING)
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Good boy.

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(BARKING)
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Airport.

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Uh-oh!
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Bolt, speak.

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(GROWLS)
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(ROARING)
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(GROWLING)
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Okay, okay. Good job, buddy.

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Mission accomplished.

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That's a keeper.

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(GROWLING)
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It's all right, tough guy.

You got them all.

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(BARKING)

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Don't worry, Bolt.

You saved the day again.

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(BELL RINGING)
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WOMAN: All right. Good job.
Let's strike the set.

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(CREW CHATTERING)
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We're gonna need a cable guard on set
for that move tomorrow.

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Yeah. All right.

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PENNY: Good boy.
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(BOLT BARKING)
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Airport.
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Uh-oh!
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Bolt, speak.
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(ALL GROANING)
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-Boom mike.

-We got a boom mike.

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It's a boom mike.

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That's sloppy.

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The dog could've seen that.

He could've seen that.

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MINDY: Uh... Who cares
if the dog sees a boom mike?
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CREW: What? Who's that?
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Forgive me for answering a question
with a question,
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but who are you?
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-Mindy Parker, from the network.

-Of course.

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Let me ask you,
Mindy from the network,

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what do you see here?
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Uh...

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-The dog.

-"The dog," she says.

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Oh, Mindy. Poor, poor, Mindy.

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Am I missing something?
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You're missing everything, Mindy.

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You see a dog.

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I see an animal who believes with
every fiber of his being, every fiber,
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that the girl he loves is
in mortal danger.

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I see a depth of emotion
on the face of that canine
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the likes of which has never
been captured on screen before!
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Never, Mindy from the network!
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Hmm.

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We jump through hoops to make sure
that Bolt believes everything is real.

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It's why we don't miss marks.
It's why we don't reshoot,
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and it's why we most certainly

do not let the dog see boom mikes!
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(SIGHS)
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Because, Mindy from the network,
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if the dog believes it,
the audience believes it.

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(CREW MURMURING)
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Wow. Okay.

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You want reality? Here you go, chief.

The show's too predictable.

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The girl's in danger, the dog saves her
from the creepy English guy, we get it.

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There's always a happy ending.

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And our focus groups tell us
18-to-35-year-olds are unhappy.

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They're not happy with happy.

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So maybe you should, I don't know,
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spend a little less time
worrying about the dog's Method acting

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and more time figuring out
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how to stop 20-year-olds in Topeka
from changing the channel.

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Because if you lose
so much as half a rating point,
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so help me, I will fire everyone
in this room, starting with you.

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How's that for real?
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(ALARM BUZZING)
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(GROANS)
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(GRUNTING)
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(JOINTS CRACKING)
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Hah!
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(GRUNTS)
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(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
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(WHIRRING)
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(LOCKS CLICKING)
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(GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION)
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(CONSTRUCTION WORKERS
SHOUTING)
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(MACHINES CLANGING)
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MAN: Stevie, throw me a deuce!
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(SCOFFS) Quite a sight, huh, Ellie?
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Uh! Mail's here.

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(SCOFFS) Shady Oaks Retirement.
Oh, brother.

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Hmm...

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Hey! Morning, Mr. Fredricksen.
Need any help there?
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No. Yes!
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Tell your boss over there
that you boys are ruining our house.

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Well, just to let you know,
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my boss will be happy to take
this old place off your hands,
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and for double his last offer!
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What do you say to that?
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Uh, I take that as a "no," then?
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I believe I made my position
to your boss quite clear.

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You poured prune juice in his gas tank.

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Yeah, that was good.
Here, let me talk to him.

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(BULLHORN BEEPS)
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You in the suit.
Yes, you. Take a bath, hippie!

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I am not with him!
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This is serious!
He's out to get your house.

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CARL: Tell your boss
he can have our house.

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-Really?

-When I'm dead!

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I'll take that as a maybe.
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Back at Traverse Town
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Tell me what happened.

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So the darkness is flowing
out of the Keyhole...

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No wonder there are more and
 more Heartless everywhere.
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The only way to stop them is...

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Seal the Keyhole, right?

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Maybe. But no one knows
what will happen once it's sealed.

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Well, we can't just stay here.
We have to do something.
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I've got a friend back there.

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That's right.
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You have one more friend
to worry about.
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Riku's Keyblade must have been born
of the captive princesses' hearts...
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just like that Keyhole you saw.
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Of course, without Kairi's heart,
it remained incomplete.
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Once that Keyblade was destroyed,
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the princesses' hearts
should have been freed.
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Don't worry, Sora.
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If anyone can save your friend, you can.
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Cid, I need to go back
to Hollow Bastion.

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I don't think I can let you do that, kid.
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The Heartless there are
multiplying by the minute.
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They'd eat your ship up.

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Then, what can we do?

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Simple. Go around 'em
instead of through.
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Install a new navigation gummi
and take a new route.

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A new gummi? From where?

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The secret waterway.
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When I came here nine years ago, I
stored it there in case I ever needed it.

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Never thought a kid would
be the one to use it!

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Let's go back and join the others.
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-We should rest up.

-Okay.
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-BOB: Hey, Vi.

-Hey.
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Where's Jack-Jack?
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BOB: E's taking him
for a little bit.

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-Edna is babysitting?

-Yeah.
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And you're okay with this?
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Yeah. I don't know why,
but yeah.
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(BOB SIGHS)
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I wanted to say
something to you.
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Sorry about Tony.
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I didn't think about Dicker
erasing his memory...
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or about you having to pay

the price for a choice...
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you never made.
It's not fair, I know.

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And then, I made it worse
at the restaurant
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by trying to...
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Anyway. Anyway...
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I'm sorry.
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I'm used to knowing
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what the right thing
to do is...
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but now, I'm not sure anymore.
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I just wanna be...
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(SIGHS)
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a good dad.
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VIOLET: You're not good.
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You're super.
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(BOB SNORING)
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KAIRI: A light at the end of the tunnel...

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Oh, your grandma's story, right?

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That's right. We were together.

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You know what's funny?
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I looked everywhere for you,
but you were with me all along.
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Finally, we're together, Kairi.
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Now, it's time to get Riku back.

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You think it'll ever be
the same again between us?
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Riku's lost his...

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When I turned into a Heartless,
you saved me, remember?

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SORA: I was lost in the darkness.
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I couldn't find my way.
As I stumbled through the dark,
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I started forgetting things,
my friends, who I was.
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The darkness almost swallowed me.
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But then I heard your voice. Your voice.

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You brought me back.

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I didn't want to just forget
about you, Sora. I couldn't.

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That's it!
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Our hearts are connected.
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And the light from our hearts broke
through the darkness. I saw that light.
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I think that's what saved me.
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No matter how deep the darkness,
a light shines within.
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I guess it's more than just a fairy tale.

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Well, let's go.

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You can't go.

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Why not?

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Because it's way too dangerous.

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Come on, Sora. We made it
this far by sticking together.
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You can't go alone.

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Kairi, even if we're apart,
we're not alone anymore.
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Right?

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I can't help?

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SORA: You'd kind of be in my way.

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Okay.
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You win.

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Take this.
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It's my lucky charm.
Be sure to bring it back to me.

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Don't worry. I will.

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Promise?

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Promise.

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Don't ever forget. Wherever you
go, I'm always with you.
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Oh, another summon gem?
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Let's help this little one.
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Here we go!
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Bibbity bobbity boo!
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I am Mushu!
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Thank you, Sora.
Here's something for you.
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Take good care of them.
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You found it?
All right, I'll go fix your ship.
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All set! You can get going any time.
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Kid, I gotta say, I wish you

didn't have to face all this danger.

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There. Perfect.

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(BOLT SNARLING)
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You saved me again, Bolt.

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(HAMMER TAPPING)
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(GROWLS)
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It's okay. It's nothing.

No more bad guys.

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Do you want some food, Bolty?
Are you hungry?
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You got them, Bolt.

No one's gonna hurt me.

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Bolt, look at me. I'm fine, see?
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Come here, buddy. Come here.

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Go get it, Bolt. Go get it.

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Yeah, that one's no fun either.

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(GASPS)
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Well, what do we have here?
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Your old buddy, Mr. Carrot.

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(SQUEAKING)
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(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
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(SIGHS)
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(WHIMPERING)
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Bolt. You know I have to go.

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Yeah, you're my good boy.

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There she is. My little superstar.

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Let's get to that Teen Vogue
cover shoot.

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Mom, I wanna take Bolt home
this weekend.

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Well, I...

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-That would be...

-That'd be nice. That'd be great.

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That would. A little girl and her dog.

Nothing better than that.

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(CHUCKLES)
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So I can bring Bolt home?
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As your friend I say, "Yes, absolutely,"
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but as your agent, I have to remind you
this is Bolt's world.

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He has to stay right here.
Okay, let's go.

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But he never gets to be a real dog,
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and it would only be for the weekend,
and I just want...

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Well, you know what?
It's a fair question.

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Let's do this, let's put a pin in it.
Boop! Pin in.

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There you go.
Now, let's let that hang there a bit,
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and then we'll address that
when we've thought things through.

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Okay? Good enough for everybody?
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Smiles all around?

Let's get out of here. Come on.

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I don't need to think it through.

I wanna take Bolt home.

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(CHUCKLES) Look at this face.

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I have a little girl at home,
love of my life.

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I would do anything for her,
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and I would trade her for you
in a heartbeat.

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True story.

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That reminds me,
we need to be getting over to wardrobe.

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-Clip-clip, let's go.

-But...

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MAN: I need her in hair.

PENNY: I just...

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WOMAN: Can I get her for five minutes
in makeup?
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I wanna go for something more natural.

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FAT CAT: So the dog thinks
this is all real?
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Oh, yeah, you're new.

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Guy never leaves the set.
It's unbelievable.

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Whenever I get the chance,
this is the perfect way to unwind.

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I like to start with an evil laugh.

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(LAUGHING EVILLY)
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Hello, hairballs.

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You may have won today, Bolt,
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but in the end,
we will get your little Penny.

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Not likely, cat, for you've chosen
to follow the path of evil.

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Ultimately, it will destroy you,

along with your fiendish puppet master!
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-Wow!

-I know, right? Okay, watch this.

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She's a goner, dog.

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The Green-Eyed Man has a plan,
and soon, he will execute it.

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(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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-Yeah, and then he will execute her.

-Nice.

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I would superbark you both
back into the hole you crawled out of,
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but I need you alive
because I've got a little message
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for you to take back
to your Green-Eyed Man.

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You tell him
his old friend Bolt said he better...

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Is it long?
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-Is what long?

-The message.

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Is it a long message?

Because I have a horrible memory.

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Yeah, I'll make it brief, all right?
You tell him I said I'm gonna...

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You know what? Why don't we do this?
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You remember
the first half of the message,
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and then I'll remember the second,
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and then we can pass it on
to the Green-Eyed Man together.

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Now, I don't care how
the message is translated, all right?

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Just do it, okay.

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Tell the Green-Eyed Man
that I will not sleep,
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I will not rest until my Penny

is safe from his evil clutches.

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You tell the Green-Eyed Man
that reckoning...

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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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Way too many words.

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I was, like, "What?"
And then I was, like, "Huh?"
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And then, well, I got a little bored and...

Something about clutches?
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Anyway, I'll do my best. Ciao.
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By the way, huge fan. Love it, love you.
Gotta go. Thank you.

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Get back here,
you sick, revolting, loathsome little...

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(BOLT BARKING)
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Dogs.

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Cats.

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(SNARLING)
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I'll never let them get you, Penny.

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ANNOUNCER ON TV: Order now,
you get the camera,
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you get the printer, 4x optical zoom,
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Schneider lens, photo printer, SD card.

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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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"Good afternoon. My name is Russell.

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"And I am a Wilderness Explorer
in Tribe 54, Sweat Lodge 12.

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"Are you in need
of any assistance today, sir?"

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No.

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-I could help you cross the street.
-No.

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-I could help you cross your yard.
-No.

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-I could help you cross your porch.

-No.

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Well, I gotta help you cross something.

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No. I'm doing fine.

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"Good afternoon. My name is Russell."
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(CARL STAMMERING)
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-Kid... Kid.
-And I an a Wilderness Explorer
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-"in Tribe 54, Sweat Lodge 12."
-I... Slow down. Kid!
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-"Are you in need of any assistance..."
-Thank you,
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-but I don't need any help!
-"...today, sir?"
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RUSSELL: Ow.

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Proceed.

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-"Good afternoon..."

-But skip to the end!
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See these? These are
my Wilderness Explorer badges.

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You may notice one is missing.

It's my Assisting the Elderly badge.

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If I get it, I will become
a Senior Wilderness Explorer.

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"The wilderness must be explored!"
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Kaw kaw, raaar!
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(HEARING AID SCREECHES)
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It's gonna be great!
There's a big ceremony,
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and all the dads come,
and they pin on our badges.

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So, you want to assist an old person?
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Yep! Then I'll be
a Senior Wilderness Explorer.

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-You ever heard of a snipe?
-Snipe?
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Bird. Beady eyes.

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Every night it sneaks in my yard
and gobbles my poor azaleas.

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I'm elderly and infirm. I can't catch it.

If only someone could help me.
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-Me, me! I'll do it!

-I don't know. It's awfully crafty.

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You'd have to clap your hands
three times to lure it in.

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I'll find them, Mr. Fredricksen!
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I think its burrow is two blocks down.
If you go past...

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Two blocks down. Got it! Snipe.

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Here, snipey, snipey.

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Bring it back here when you find it.

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RUSSELL: Snipe!
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STEVE: Okay, keep her coming.
Keep coming.

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And stop. Stop. Stop!
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Why... Hey! Hey, you!
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What do you...
What do you think you're doing?

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-I am so sorry, sir.

-Don't touch that!
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No, no, no.
Let me take care of that for you.

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-Get away from our mailbox!
-Hey. Sir, I...

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I don't want you to touch it!
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Ow!
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(GROANING)
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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MAN: Steve, you all right?
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(POLICE SIREN WAILS)
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EDITH: Sorry, Mr. Fredricksen.

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You don't seem like
a public menace to me. Take this.

_________________________________

The guys from Shady Oaks will be by
to pick you up in the morning, okay?

_________________________________
What do I do now, Ellie?
_________________________________

_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

Are you ready, Bolt?
_________________________________

(SNARLING)
_________________________________

Let's widen out camera three.

Ready four. Go four!
_________________________________

And driver.

_________________________________

Thanks, Larry.

_________________________________

DIRECTOR ON RADIO:
All right, Scooter.
_________________________________

Find the grate.
Ready on the rubber bars.

_________________________________
And track with them.

_________________________________

PENNY: The Calico supercomputer.

_________________________________

If we can access it, we'll finally learn
where they're keeping my father.

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

The weapon's hot.

_________________________________

Heat vision time.

_________________________________

Bolt, stare.

_________________________________

Now!
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(BARKING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

Nice move.

_________________________________

(ELECTRONIC BEEPING)
_________________________________

Come on. Come on.

_________________________________

(PENNY GASPS)
_________________________________

CALICO: Such devotion.

It brings tears to my eyes.

_________________________________

Calico.

_________________________________

Your father's discoveries could be
of great use to our organization.

_________________________________

(MEOWING)
_________________________________

I'm sure he'll be more accommodating

now that I've got his lucky Penny!
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

Bolt!
_________________________________

World domination is within my grasp!
_________________________________

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

_________________________________

(GROWLING)
_________________________________

(BARKING)
_________________________________

(BELL RINGING)
_________________________________

How did your focus groups
feel about cliffhangers?
_________________________________

You ask for
unhappy 18-to-35-year-olds,
_________________________________

I give you unhappy 18-to-35-year-olds.

_________________________________

PENNY: Bolt! It's okay, Bolt. I'm fine.
_________________________________

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
_________________________________

DIRECTOR: Guards, stop her!
_________________________________

-Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hold on.

-Bolt!
_________________________________

Listen to him.
He needs to know I'm okay.

_________________________________

Nope, you're not okay.

_________________________________

You've been kidnapped
by the fiendish Dr. Calico,
_________________________________

at least
that's what the dog needs to think,
_________________________________

but just imagine,
close your eyes and imagine
_________________________________

how excited he'll be
when he saves you tomorrow. Okay?
_________________________________

But he's gonna be
freaking out all night.

_________________________________

-Please, just let me...

-What...

_________________________________

Wait a second,
what's that behind your ear?

_________________________________
Is that a...

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Yes, it is.
It's a pin. Let's do this.

_________________________________

Let's take the pin
and put it in this conversation. Boop!
_________________________________

And we will not take it down,
no, ma'am,
_________________________________

until this matter is resolved.

_________________________________

-But I just...

-Do you know what that reminds me of?

_________________________________
The DVD release junket.

Let's get going. It's a big push.

_________________________________

MAN: I want to go with a modern look,
something that says,
_________________________________

"I'm 13, and I'm fine with that."
_________________________________

AGENT: All right, okay. Let's give her
some air. Let's not crowd the talent.

_________________________________

(GROWLING)
_________________________________

I've been working on my evil laugh.

_________________________________

'Cause everybody has an evil laugh.

_________________________________

(SNARLING)
_________________________________

Like that.

_________________________________

Okay, here's the thing.
You're not ready for the evil laugh.

_________________________________

You could do a chuckle,
like a mildly upset chuckle,

_________________________________
after my evil laugh.

_________________________________

Listen to mine.

_________________________________

(LAUGHING EVILLY)
_________________________________

Hey, Bolt.

_________________________________

(SCREAMS) Big fan!
_________________________________

MAN: Bolt! Come back!
_________________________________

I'm too late.

_________________________________

-PENNY: Bolt! Help!

-I'm coming, Penny!
_________________________________

PENNY: Bolt! Help!
_________________________________

Hold on, Penny! Hold on!
_________________________________

Bolt! Help! Bolt! Help!
_________________________________

(BARKS)
_________________________________

(CAR ENGINE STARTING)
_________________________________

Penny!
_________________________________

(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING
ON HEADPHONES)

_________________________________
Bolt! Here, Bolt!
_________________________________

(MAN HUMMING)

_________________________________

_________________________________

MERLIN: Now, first of all, lad,

_________________________________

we've got to get all of these

medieval ideas out of your head.

_________________________________

Clear the way for new ideas.

_________________________________

Knowledge of man's fabulous

discoveries in the centuries ahead.

_________________________________

Now, that will be a great advantage.

_________________________________

Advantage, indeed!

_________________________________

If the boy says the world is round

they'll take him for a lunatic.

_________________________________

-The world is round?

-Yes, yes, that's right.

_________________________________

And it also goes around.

_________________________________

-You mean, it'll be round someday?

-No, no, no. It's round now.

_________________________________

Man will discover

this in centuries to come.

_________________________________

And he will also find

_________________________________

that the world is merely

a tiny speck in the universe.

_________________________________

-Universe?

-Ah. You're only confusing the boy.

_________________________________

He'll be so mixed up he'll... He'll be

wearing his shoes on his head.

_________________________________

Man has always learned from the past.

_________________________________

After all,

you can't learn history in reverse.

_________________________________

It's confusing enough,

for heaven's sakes.

_________________________________

-All right. All right.

-(COUGHING)

_________________________________

Have it your way, Archimedes.

You're in charge.

_________________________________

You're the headmaster now.

_________________________________

So, from now on he's your pupil.

_________________________________

So, from now on, boy,

_________________________________

you do as I say.

_________________________________

-Yes, sir.

-All right.

_________________________________

Now, to start off,

I want you to read these books.

_________________________________

ARTHUR: All of them?

_________________________________

That, my boy,

is a mountain of knowledge.

_________________________________

-But I can't read.

-What, what? What!

_________________________________

-I don't suppose you know how to write?

-No, sir.

_________________________________

-Well, what do you know?

-Well, I...

_________________________________

Never mind, never mind.

We'll start at the bottom. The ABC's.

_________________________________

First the A and now the B.

_________________________________

Loop and around and there's the C.

_________________________________

Merlin, look. I can write!

_________________________________

Oh, yes, yes. That's very good, boy.

_________________________________

Hen scratch, that's all. Hen scratch.

_________________________________

Now, come on. D, E, F.

_________________________________

And now the G.

_________________________________

You see, it's as simple as...

No, no, no, no, boy!

_________________________________

Use your head, use your head, will you?

How do you expect to learn anything?

_________________________________

MERLIN: Archimedes.

_________________________________

Have you seen

that flying machine model?

_________________________________

I have nothing to do with your

futuristic fiddle-faddle, you know that.

_________________________________

-What's that thing up there?

-Hmm?

_________________________________

Oh, yes, of course. Here we are.

_________________________________

Do you mean man will fly

in one of those someday?

_________________________________

If man were meant to fly,

he'd have been born with wings.

_________________________________

I am about to prove otherwise,

Archimedes, if you care to watch.

_________________________________

Here she goes!

_________________________________

No, no, no!

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Man will fly, all right.

_________________________________

Just like a rock.

_________________________________

(ARCHIMEDES LAUGHING)

_________________________________

It would have worked if...

If it weren't for this infernal beard.

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

I never...

_________________________________

Never in my whole...

_________________________________

Man will fly someday, I tell you.

_________________________________

I have been there. I have seen it.

_________________________________

Oh, I do hope so.

I've always dreamed about flying.

_________________________________

That I was a bird and that

I could go sailing all over the sky,

_________________________________

high above everything.

_________________________________

Avis alitus avita atheta. Prestidigitonium.

_________________________________

It's my favorite dream.

_________________________________

Oh, but then, I suppose everybody

dreams about flying.

_________________________________

I'm a bird, I'm a bird, I'm a bird!

_________________________________

Hold it, boy. Not so fast, not so fast.

_________________________________

First, I'd better explain

the mechanics of a bird's wing.

_________________________________

Now, these large feathers

_________________________________

are called the primaries, and...

_________________________________

And since when do you

know all about birds' wings?

_________________________________

I have made an extensive study

of birds in flight and I...

_________________________________

And if you don't mind,

I happen to be a bird.

_________________________________

All right, Mr. Know-it-All!

He's your pupil.

_________________________________

Ouch.

_________________________________

Now, boy, flying is not merely

some crude mechanical process.

_________________________________

(CLEARING THROAT)

_________________________________

It is a delicate art, purely aesthetic,

_________________________________

poetry of motion.

_________________________________

And the best way to learn it is to do it.

_________________________________

Now, since we're pretty far up,

we'll start with a glide.

_________________________________

Spread your wings way out. Way out!

_________________________________

That's it, that's it.

_________________________________

Now, fan your tail.

_________________________________

Tippety toe, tippety toe and off we go.

_________________________________

Now, tuck your feet under like me.

_________________________________

That's it. That's the idea.

_________________________________

Whoa. What? (SHOUTS)

_________________________________

And don't fight the air currents.

Use them.

_________________________________

Why, say, boy!

_________________________________

That's pretty good.

_________________________________

Well, boy, you're a natural.

_________________________________

Are you sure this is the

first time that you...

_________________________________

Wart, Wart, hawk, hawk!

_________________________________

Look out, boy, heads up!

Come on, Wart!

_________________________________

Archimedes, help!

_________________________________

(HAWK SCREECHING)

_________________________________

ARCHIMEDES: Wart! Wart!

_________________________________

(PANTING)

_________________________________

(HAWK SCREECHING)

_________________________________

What? Oh!

_________________________________

(COUGHING)

_________________________________

Sounds like someone's sick.

_________________________________

How lovely.

_________________________________

I do hope it's serious.

_________________________________

Something dreadful.

_________________________________

Oh, bat gizzards.

_________________________________

It's nothing but a scrawny little sparrow

with a beak full of soot.

_________________________________

Oh, I'm not really a sparrow. I'm a boy.

_________________________________

A boy?

_________________________________

Merlin changed me with his magic.

He's the world's most powerful wizard.

_________________________________

Merlin! (CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

Merlin. The world's most

powerful bungler.

_________________________________

Why, boy, I've got more magic

in one little finger.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

Now, don't tell me you've never heard

of the marvelous Madam Mim?

_________________________________

Well, no, I don't guess so.

_________________________________

Madam Mim!

_________________________________

Good heavens.

_________________________________

Why, boy, I'm the greatest.

_________________________________

I'm truly marvelous.

_________________________________

(SINGING) With only a touch

I have the power

_________________________________

Zim zabberim bim

_________________________________

To wither a flower

_________________________________

I find delight in the gruesome and grim

_________________________________

-Oh, that's terrible.

-Thank you, my boy.

_________________________________

But that's nothing, nothing for me.

_________________________________

'Cause I'm the magnificent,

marvelous mad Madam Mim

_________________________________

You know what?

I can even change size.

_________________________________

I can be huge

_________________________________

Fill the whole house

_________________________________

I can be teeny small as a mouse

_________________________________

Black sorcery is my dish of tea

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

It comes easy to me

_________________________________

'Cause I'm the magnificent,

marvelous mad Madam Mim

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

Marvelous, boy.

Marvelous, I'm marvelous.

_________________________________

Say, lad, did you know that

I can make myself uglier yet?

_________________________________

That would be some trick.

_________________________________

-I mean...

-Want to bet?

_________________________________

-Boo!

-Oh!

_________________________________

You see? I win, I win!

_________________________________

Aren't I hideous, boy?

_________________________________

-Perfectly revolting?

-Well, uh... Yes, ma'am.

_________________________________

But you ain't seen nothin' yet.

Watch this.

_________________________________

I can be beautiful

Lovely and fair

_________________________________

Silvery voice

Long purple hair

_________________________________

La la la-la

La la la la-la

_________________________________

La la-la la la

La-la la-la la la

_________________________________

But it's only skin-deep

Zim zabberim zim

_________________________________

I'm an ugly old creep

_________________________________

The magnificent, marvelous mad,

mad, mad, mad Madam Mim

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

Now what do you think, boy?

_________________________________

Who's the greatest?

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

Well, Merlin's magic is always,

_________________________________

well, useful for something good.

_________________________________

And he must see something

good in you.

_________________________________

Oh, I suppose so.

_________________________________

Yes, and in my book that's bad.

_________________________________

So, my boy, I'm afraid

I'll have to destroy you.

_________________________________

De... Destroy me?

_________________________________

Yeah, I'll give you a sporting chance.

_________________________________

I'm mad about games, you know.

_________________________________

Well, come on. Get going, boy.

_________________________________

You gotta keep on your toes

in this game.

_________________________________

(CACKLING)

_________________________________

I win, I win!

_________________________________

Oh, the game's over.

_________________________________

Ah!

_________________________________

Why, you little devil, you!

_________________________________

I'll wring your scrawny little neck.

_________________________________

Mim. Mim!

_________________________________

What... What are you up to?

_________________________________

Oh, Merlin.

_________________________________

Well, you're just in time.

We were playing a little game.

_________________________________

She was going to destroy me.

_________________________________

And just what are you

gonna do about it?

_________________________________

Want to fight?

Want to have a wizards' duel?

_________________________________

As you wish, Madam.

_________________________________

Well, come on. Step outside.

_________________________________

After you, Madam.

_________________________________

What... What's up, boy?

What's going on?

_________________________________

They're having a wizards' duel.

What's that?

_________________________________

Oh, it's a battle of wits.

_________________________________

The players change themselves

to different things

_________________________________

-and attempt to destroy one another.

-De... Destroy?

_________________________________

Just watch, boy. You'll get the idea.

_________________________________

(MUFFLED) First, if you don't mind,

_________________________________

-I'll make the rules.

-Rules, indeed.

_________________________________

She only wants rules

so she can break them.

_________________________________

I'll take care of you later, featherbrain.

_________________________________

Rule one, no mineral or vegetable.

_________________________________

Only animal.

_________________________________

Rule two, no make-believe things

like, pink dragons and stuff.

_________________________________

Rule three, no disappearing.

_________________________________

No. Rule four, no cheating.

_________________________________

All right, all right. Now, pace off 10.

_________________________________

One, two, three, four...

_________________________________

-Merlin, she disappeared.

-Huh?

_________________________________

-Mim, now, you made the rules.

-(CHUCKLING)

_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)

_________________________________

Ouch! Ooh!

_________________________________

(CACKLING)

_________________________________

ARTHUR:

Change to something else, Merlin.

_________________________________

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Give me time to think.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)

_________________________________

Higgity figgity... No, no.

_________________________________

Quick, Merlin, hurry!

_________________________________

Hoppity hip.

_________________________________

A-ha!

_________________________________

Madam, just a minute.

_________________________________

This is not...

_________________________________

(CACKLING)

_________________________________

-Come on, something bigger.

-Something smaller.

_________________________________

Mim... Mim...

_________________________________

-(CRASH)

-(MIM SHOUTS)

_________________________________

(MIM LAUGHING)

_________________________________

(LAUGHTER STOPS)

_________________________________

Merlin?

_________________________________

No disappearing.

_________________________________

(PANTING) Whew!

_________________________________

Oh! Oh, oh!

_________________________________

(CLUCKING)

_________________________________

Ouch!

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

Mim? Mim?

_________________________________

Are you... What's going on here?

_________________________________

You... You big blimp.

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

(ROARING)

_________________________________

(CACKLING)

_________________________________

Squash me, will ya?

_________________________________

-(RATTLING)

-Ah, ah, ah, ah, Merlin.

_________________________________

Ouch! Ooh!

_________________________________

Bravo.

_________________________________

Just you wait, just you wait.

You're gonna pay.

_________________________________

(YELPS)

_________________________________

So, you want to play rough, do you?

_________________________________

(GASPING)

_________________________________

All right, Merlin.

_________________________________

I'll smash you good, you old crab.

_________________________________

Jehoshaphat.

_________________________________

(SHOUTS)

_________________________________

Here I come, Mim, ready or not.

_________________________________

(BLEATING)

_________________________________

Merlin, you wouldn't dare.

_________________________________

Merlin!

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

Now, Mim, Mim,

no dragons, remember?

_________________________________

Did I say no purple dragons? Did I?

_________________________________

(INHALES DEEPLY)

_________________________________

(SHOUTING)

_________________________________

(BLOWING)

_________________________________

I win, I win!

_________________________________

Oh, that horrible old witch.

I'll peck her eyes out.

_________________________________

No, no.

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

-He's gone.

-Disappeared.

_________________________________

MERLIN: Madam,

I have not disappeared.

_________________________________

I am very tiny.

_________________________________

I am a germ, a rare disease.

_________________________________

I'm called Malagalee Telopterosis.

_________________________________

And you caught me, Mim.

_________________________________

-What?

-(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

First, you break out into spots.

_________________________________

Followed by hot and cold flashes.

_________________________________

(SHIVERING)

_________________________________

Then violent sneezing.

_________________________________

Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah...

_________________________________

Ah-choo!

_________________________________

Watch it, boy.

_________________________________

(SHOUTS) Oh! You, you, you...

_________________________________

You sneaky old scoundrel!

_________________________________

(CRYING)

_________________________________

MERLIN: It's not too serious, Madam.

You should recover in a few weeks

_________________________________

and be as good...

I mean, as bad, as ever.

_________________________________

But I would suggest plenty of rest

_________________________________

and lots and lots of sunshine.

_________________________________

I hate sunshine.

_________________________________

I hate horrible, wholesome sunshine!

_________________________________

I hate it, I hate it!

_________________________________

I hate, hate, hate...

_________________________________

You were really great, Merlin.

But you could have been killed.

_________________________________

It was worth it, lad,

if you learned something from it.

_________________________________

Knowledge and wisdom

is the real power.

_________________________________

Right you are, Wart.

So, stick to your schooling, boy.

_________________________________

Oh, don't worry. I will, sir. I will.

_________________________________

Oh, I really will.

_________________________________

_________________________________

This is it, kids. Seattle.
_________________________________

(GASPING) Russ Cargill!

Do you think he saw us?
_________________________________

Yes, I did.
_________________________________

(DOGS BARKING)
_________________________________

Run! Run! Run! Run!
_________________________________

Run! Run!
_________________________________

Jump! Jump!
_________________________________

Land! Land!
_________________________________

Rest! Rest!
_________________________________

Run! Run!
_________________________________

Now, I know we've had a rough day,
_________________________________

but I'm sure we can put

all that behind us and just...
_________________________________

(GROWLING, SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Ow! Ow! That's my whipping arm!
_________________________________

(BARKING)
_________________________________

Oh, why does everything
I whip leave me?
_________________________________

-(WIND WHISTLING)

-Must keep going.
_________________________________

Must keep going.
_________________________________

(WHIMPERING) No, I can't.
I can't keep going.

_________________________________

Yes, you can.
_________________________________

No, I can't.
_________________________________

Oh, shut up.
_________________________________

You shut up.
_________________________________

No, you. No, you.
_________________________________

No, you. Oh, real mature.
_________________________________

How could you say that?
_________________________________

Oh, what's the point?
_________________________________

It's hopeless.
_________________________________

Don't give up, Homer.

You are closer than you think.
_________________________________

But which way do I go?
_________________________________

Much obliged.

_________________________________

_________________________________

(RILEY LAUGHING)

_________________________________

(KIDS CHEERING)

_________________________________
SADNESS: It was the day

the Prairie Dogs

_________________________________

lost the big playoff game.

_________________________________

Riley missed the winning shot.

She felt awful.

_________________________________

She wanted to quit.

_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)

_________________________________

Sadness.

_________________________________

Mom and Dad... The team...

_________________________________

They came to help because of Sadness.

_________________________________

We have to get back up there.

_________________________________

Joy, we're stuck down here.

_________________________________

We might as well be on another planet.

_________________________________

Another planet.

_________________________________

♪ Who's your friend who likes to play?

_________________________________

♪ Who's your friend who likes to play?

_________________________________

♪ His rocket makes you yell "Hooray!"

_________________________________

♪ Who's the best in every way

_________________________________
♪ And wants to sing this song to say?

_________________________________

♪ Who's your friend who likes to play?

_________________________________
♪ Bing Bong, Bing Bong

_________________________________

♪ His rocket makes you yell "Hooray!"

_________________________________

(JOY GRUNTING)

_________________________________

Hop in.

_________________________________

♪ Who's your friend who likes to play?

_________________________________

♪ Bing Bong, Bing Bong

_________________________________

♪ His rocket makes you yell "Hooray!"

_________________________________

♪ Bing Bong, Bing Bong

_________________________________
♪ Who's the best in every way

_________________________________

♪ And wants to sing this song to say

_________________________________

♪ Who's your friend who likes to play?

_________________________________
♪ Bing Bong, Bing Bong

His rocket makes you yell "Hooray!"

_________________________________

♪ Bing Bong, Bing Bong

_________________________________

♪ Who's the best in every way

_________________________________

♪ And wants to sing the song to say...

_________________________________

(JOY SCREAMING)

_________________________________

Come on!

_________________________________

♪ Who's your friend who likes to play?

_________________________________

♪ Bing Bong, Bing Bong

_________________________________

♪ His rocket makes you yell "Hooray!"

Bing Bong, Bing Bong

_________________________________

♪ Who's the best in every way

And wants to sing this song to say

_________________________________

♪ Who's your friend who likes to play? ♪

_________________________________

-(JOY GRUNTS)

-BING BONG: Ow!

_________________________________

(GROANS)

_________________________________
BING BONG: Come on, Joy.

One more time.

_________________________________

I got a feeling about this one.

_________________________________

♪ Bing Bong, Bing Bong

_________________________________

♪ His rocket makes you yell "Hooray!"

Bing Bong, Bing Bong

_________________________________

♪ Who's the best in every way

And wants to sing this song to say

_________________________________

♪ Who's your friend who likes to play?

Bing Bong, Bing Bong

_________________________________

-Louder! Joy, sing louder!

-(JOY SINGING)

_________________________________

♪ To sing this song to say

_________________________________

-♪ Who's your friend who likes to...

-(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

♪ Who's your friend who likes to play?

Bing Bong, Bing Bong

_________________________________

♪ His rocket makes you yell "Hooray!"

Bing Bong, Bing Bong

_________________________________

♪ Who's the best in every way

and wants to sing this song to say

_________________________________

♪ Bing Bong ♪

_________________________________

We're gonna make it!

_________________________________

Whoo-hoo! Bing Bong! We did it!

_________________________________

We... Bing Bong? Bing Bong!

_________________________________

(BING BONG WHOOPING)

_________________________________
BING BONG: You made it!

_________________________________

(BING BONG LAUGHING)

_________________________________

Go! Go save Riley!

_________________________________

Take her to the moon for me. Okay?

_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)

_________________________________

I'll try, Bing Bong.

_________________________________

I promise.

_________________________________

_________________________________
Hollow Bastian Part 2
_________________________________
_________________________________

Where's Belle?

_________________________________

Still in the castle.

_________________________________

Against her will?

_________________________________

No, I think she stayed for a reason.
_________________________________
The other princesses are inside as well.

_________________________________

I wonder why?

_________________________________

Let's go ask them.

_________________________________

You may need my strength.
_________________________________
I'll go with you.
_________________________________

_________________________________

(RUMBLING)

_________________________________

All my life, I dreamed

of an adventure like this.

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

I'm just sorry

_________________________________

I couldn't have been

more helpful to you.

_________________________________

Oh, don't be daft.

_________________________________

You've been very helpful. Truly.

_________________________________

I feel like such a useless weakling

_________________________________

with abnormally thin wrists.

_________________________________

Excuse me, brutish pirate.

_________________________________

(BELCHES)

_________________________________

Yes, you. I have a question.

_________________________________

Is it that your body is too massive

_________________________________

for your teeny-tiny head,

_________________________________

or is it that your head is too teeny-tiny

_________________________________

for your big, fat body?

_________________________________

I pummel you good!

_________________________________

Yes, I'm sure you will,

but before you do,

_________________________________

I have one more question. Is this yours?

_________________________________

Uhh...

_________________________________
_________________________________

Belle!
_________________________________
So, you've come
to seal the Keyhole, right?

_________________________________
Please, be careful.
_________________________________
The darkness is raging deep inside.
_________________________________
We've been holding it back,
_________________________________
but we can't hold out much longer.

_________________________________

We'll take care of it.
_________________________________
Sora, please hurry!

_________________________________
Darkness is pouring from the Keyhole.

_________________________________

It's all we can do just to
hold back the darkness.

_________________________________

I don't know how long
we can manage even that.

_________________________________

We've been waiting for you,
Keyblade master.

_________________________________

So, where's Ansem?

_________________________________

Gone.

_________________________________

When the Keyhole appeared,
darkness poured out of it.
_________________________________
It swallowed Ansem,
and he disappeared.

_________________________________

Though Ansem is gone,
the flood of darkness hasn't stopped.
_________________________________

We're working together to hold it back.

_________________________________

I cannot forget the look on his face.
_________________________________
As the darkness engulfed him,
he was smiling.

_________________________________

All right, I'm on my way.

_________________________________

We're counting on you,
Keyblade master.
_________________________________
In the meantime,
we'll do what we can, too.
_________________________________

_________________________________

(GROANING)

_________________________________

Maudie. Maudie!

_________________________________

I need you!

_________________________________

Now!

_________________________________

MERIDA: (GASPS) Oh, no.

_________________________________

Maudie.

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

Get the key.

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

Yah!

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

Oh, Maudie!

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAMING)

_________________________________

Needle and thread. Needle and thread.

Needle and thread.

_________________________________

(BARKING)

_________________________________

(HUFFING AND GASPING)

_________________________________

(GRUNTS AND MOANS)

_________________________________

There he goes!

_________________________________

Needle and thread.

Needle and thread. Needle and thread.

_________________________________

Ah, you beauty!

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

(STRAINING)

_________________________________

(SHRIEKS)

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

(WHIMPERING)

_________________________________

One, two... Huh?

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

-(THUD)

-MAUDIE: Oh!

_________________________________

(CUB GROWLING)

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

(WHINING)

_________________________________

(CRIES OUT)

_________________________________

Steady, Hamish.

_________________________________

_________________________________

Yes! Morph, we are so out of here!

_________________________________

(CACKLING)

_________________________________

Ah, Jimbo!

_________________________________

Aren't you the seventh wonder

of the universe?

_________________________________

Get back!

_________________________________

I like you, lad, but I've come too far

_________________________________

to let you stand

between me and me treasure.

_________________________________

JIM: Aah!

_________________________________

Oh, no, you don't!

_________________________________

(CHATTERING)

_________________________________

What?

_________________________________

Jimbo.

_________________________________

Reach for me now!

_________________________________

Reach!

_________________________________

I...

_________________________________

I can't!

_________________________________

I...

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

Oh, blast me for a fool!

_________________________________

(YELLS)

_________________________________

(GROANS)

_________________________________

_________________________________
The fissure,
it is about to eject its pyroclastic fury!
_________________________________
Milo, Mole says the wall's going to blow!
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(ATLANTEANS GASP)

_________________________________

_________________________________

Now let's go and seal that big Keyhole!

_________________________________

LEON: Sora. You did it.
_________________________________

What are you guys doing here?

_________________________________

We came in Cid's ship.

_________________________________

This is our childhood home.
_________________________________
We wanted to see it again.

_________________________________

It's in worse shape than I feared.
_________________________________
It used to be so peaceful...

_________________________________

Don't worry.
_________________________________
If we defeat Ansem,
all should be restored.
_________________________________

Including your island.

_________________________________

Really?

_________________________________

But, it also means goodbye.

_________________________________

Once the worlds are restored,
_________________________________
they'll be separate again.

_________________________________

Everyone will go back to
where they came from.

_________________________________

Then I'll visit you guys
with the gummi ship.

_________________________________

It's not that simple.

_________________________________

Before all this, you didn't know
about the other worlds, right?

_________________________________

Because every world was isolated.
_________________________________
Impassable walls divided them.

_________________________________

The Heartless destroyed those walls.
_________________________________
But if the world return, so will the walls.

_________________________________

Which means gummi ships
will be useless.

_________________________________

So you're saying we'll never...?

_________________________________

We may never meet again,
_________________________________
but we'll never forget each other.

_________________________________

No matter where we are, our hearts
will bring us together again.

_________________________________

Besides, I couldn't forget you
even if I wanted to.

_________________________________

What's that supposed to mean?

_________________________________

DONALD: Sora!

_________________________________

Hurry! Come and close the Keyhole!

_________________________________

Sora, good luck.
_________________________________

_________________________________

Silver, you gave up?

_________________________________

Just a lifelong obsession, Jim.

I'll get over it.

_________________________________

B.E.N.: Aloha, Jimmy!

_________________________________

Hurry, people!

We got exactly two minutes

_________________________________

and 34 seconds till planet's destruction!

_________________________________

You're doing fine, Doctor.

_________________________________

Now ease her over gently... Gently!

_________________________________

Aah!

_________________________________

We were better off on exploding planet!

_________________________________

Take us out of here, metal man!

_________________________________

Aye, Captain!

_________________________________

Captain, you dropped from

the heavens in the nick of...

_________________________________

Save your claptrap for the judge, Silver!

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

Mizzen sail demobilized, Captain!

_________________________________

Thrusters at only 30% of capacity.

_________________________________

30%? That means we're...

_________________________________

We'll never clear

the planet's explosion in time.

_________________________________

-We gotta turn around.

-What?

_________________________________

There's a portal back there.

It can get us out of here!

_________________________________

DOPPLER: Pardon me, Jim,

but didn't that portal open

_________________________________

onto a raging inferno?

_________________________________

Yes, but I'm gonna change that.

_________________________________

I'm gonna open a different door.

_________________________________

Captain, really, I don't see

how this is possible...

_________________________________

Listen to the boy!

_________________________________

One minute, 29 seconds

till planet's destruction!

_________________________________

-What do you need, Jim?

-Just some way to attach this.

_________________________________

All right. Stand back. Stand back, now.

_________________________________

There you go.

_________________________________

Okay. Now, no matter what happens,

_________________________________

keep the ship heading

straight for that portal.

_________________________________

B.E.N.: Fifty-eight seconds!

_________________________________

Well, you heard him!

_________________________________

Get this blasted heap turned 'round!

_________________________________

Doctor, head us back to the portal.

_________________________________

Aye, Captain.

_________________________________

Go to the right! The right!

_________________________________

I know, I know!

Will you just let me drive?

_________________________________

Twenty-five seconds!

_________________________________

No! No!

_________________________________

Come on, lad.

_________________________________

Seventeen seconds!

_________________________________

B.E.N.: Seven,

_________________________________

six, five, four,

_________________________________

three, two...

_________________________________

Wow! Yeah!

_________________________________

SILVER: You done it, Jimmy!

_________________________________

You done it, boy! Ha, ha, ha!

_________________________________

Didn't I say the lad

had greatness in him?

_________________________________

(CHEERING)

_________________________________

Unorthodox, but ludicrously effective.

_________________________________

I'd be proud to recommend you

_________________________________

to the interstellar academy.

They could use a man like you.

_________________________________

Just wait until your mother

hears about this!

_________________________________

Of course, we may downplay

the life-threatening parts.

_________________________________

Jimmy, that was unforgettable!

_________________________________

I know you don't like touching,

_________________________________

but get ready for a hug,

big guy, 'cause I gotta hug ya!

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

Hey, you hugged me back.

_________________________________

Oh, I promised myself I wouldn't cry.

_________________________________

(SOBBING)

_________________________________
Does anyone have a tissue?

_________________________________

_________________________________

(EXHALES)

_________________________________

Milo?

_________________________________

Thank you, Sora.
_________________________________
I think the darkness
has begun to weaken.

_________________________________

But I can feel a powerful darkness
growing somewhere far away.

_________________________________

It's the heart of the darkness.
_________________________________
AURORA: Mmm-hmm.
_________________________________
It must be where Ansem went.

_________________________________

Then we'll take the gummi ship
_________________________________
and deal with both Ansem
and the Heartless.

_________________________________

A worthy answer, Keyblade master.
_________________________________
We offer this power to aid your battle.

_________________________________

Sora, your courage can
bring back our worlds.

_________________________________

Once the darkness is gone,
all should return to its original state.

_________________________________

Kairi will be back on the island?

_________________________________

Most certainly. And you should be, too.

_________________________________

I can't go home 'til
I find Riku and the king.
_________________________________

_________________________________

-Wazowski!

-(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

-Whoa!

-Stop the bus!

_________________________________

(BRAKES SCREECHING)

_________________________________

Are you crazy?

_________________________________

(PANTING) Mike,

_________________________________

I don't know a single Scarer

who can do what you do.

_________________________________

I know, everyone sees us together,

_________________________________

they think I'm the one running the show,

but the truth is,

_________________________________

I've been riding your coattails

since day one!

_________________________________

You made the deal with Hardscrabble.

_________________________________

You took a hopeless team

and made them champions.

_________________________________

All I did was catch a pig!

_________________________________

Technically, I caught the pig.

_________________________________

Exactly! And you think you're just okay?

_________________________________

You pulled off the biggest Scare

this school has ever seen!

_________________________________

-That wasn't me!

-That was you!

_________________________________

You think I could have done that

without you?

_________________________________

I didn't even bring a pencil

on the first day of school.

_________________________________

Mike, you're not scary. Not even a little.

_________________________________

But you are fearless.

_________________________________

And if Hardscrabble can't see that,

then she can just...

_________________________________

I can just what?

_________________________________

Careful, Mr. Sullivan.

I was just warming up to you.

_________________________________

Sorry.

_________________________________

Well, gentlemen,

_________________________________

it seems you made the front page again.

_________________________________

The two of you did something together

_________________________________

that no one has ever done before.

_________________________________

You surprised me.

_________________________________

Perhaps I should keep an eye out

for more surprises

_________________________________

like you in my program.

_________________________________

But as far as the two of you

are concerned

_________________________________

there is nothing I can do for you now.

_________________________________

Except, perhaps, wish you luck.

_________________________________

And, Mr. Wazowski,

keep surprising people.

_________________________________

You know, there is still one way

we can work at a Scare company.

_________________________________

They're always hiring in the mailroom.

_________________________________

This is better than I ever imagined!

_________________________________

I bet we break the all-time record

in our first year.

_________________________________

Mike, we're mail guys.

_________________________________

I know. I'm talking about

the record for letters delivered!

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

All right, newbies, quit goofing around.

_________________________________

I'll have you know tampering

with the mail is a crime

_________________________________

-punishable by banishment!

-Yes, sir.

_________________________________

We're right on it, Mr. Snowman.

_________________________________

The team of Wazowski and Sullivan

_________________________________

are going to change the world

starting today!

_________________________________

Say scream!

_________________________________

-Scream!

-Scream!

_________________________________

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

_________________________________

_________________________________

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

_________________________________

Wazowski, good luck on your first day!

_________________________________

Thanks, Merv.

_________________________________

-Good luck, Mike!

-Thanks, fellas.

_________________________________

(ALL CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

_________________________________

You coming, Coach?

_________________________________

You better believe it.

_________________________________

(EXHALES)

_________________________________

_________________________________
ANDY: All right, everyone!
This... is a stick-up!
_________________________________

Don't anybody move!
_________________________________

Now, empty that safe!
_________________________________

Ooh-hoo-hoo!
Money, money, money! (KISSING)
_________________________________

Stop it! Stop it,
you mean, old potato!
_________________________________

Quiet, Bo Peep,
or your sheep get run over!
_________________________________

Help! Baa!
Help us!
_________________________________

Oh, no, not my sheep!
Somebody do something!
_________________________________
VOICE BOX: Reach for the sky!

_________________________________

Oh, no! Sheriff Woody!
_________________________________

I'm here to stop you,
One-Eyed Bart.

_________________________________

Doh!
How'd you know it was me?
_________________________________

Are you gonna come quietly?
_________________________________

You can't touch me, Sheriff!
_________________________________

I brought my attack dog
with the built-in force field.

_________________________________

Well, I brought my dinosaur
who eats force-field dogs.

_________________________________

-(GROWLING)

-Yipe, yipe, yipe, yipe!
_________________________________

You're going to jail, Bart!
_________________________________

Say goodbye to the wife
and Tater Tots.

_________________________________

(GIGGLING EXCITEDLY)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(BABY SQUEALING,
LAUGHING, COOING)
_________________________________

You saved the day again, Woody.

_________________________________
VOICE BOX: You're my

favorite deputy.

_________________________________
You've got a friend in me
_________________________________

You've got a friend in me
_________________________________

Come on,
let's wrangle up the cattle.

_________________________________

When the road looks
rough ahead

_________________________________
And you're miles and miles
from your nice, warm bed
_________________________________

Round 'em up, cowboy!
_________________________________

Just remember
what your old pal said
_________________________________

Boy, you've got
a friend in me
_________________________________

Yee-haw!
_________________________________

Yeah, you've got a friend in me
_________________________________

Hey, cowboy!
_________________________________

Some other folks might be
a little bit smarter than I am
_________________________________

(WHINNYING)
_________________________________

Big and stronger too

_________________________________
Come on, Woody.
_________________________________

Maybe
_________________________________

But none of them will ever
love you the way I do
_________________________________

-It's me and you, boy

-(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

And as the years go by
_________________________________

Whoa! Whoa! (LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Our friendship will never die
_________________________________

Whoo!
_________________________________

You're gonna see
It's our destiny
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

You've got a friend in me
_________________________________

All right!
_________________________________

Yeah, you've got a friend in me
_________________________________

Score!
_________________________________

-You got a friend in me

-Wow! Cool!
_________________________________

-ANDY'S MOM: What do you think?

-Oh, this looks great, Mom!
_________________________________

Okay, birthday boy...
_________________________________

We saw that at the store!
I asked you for it!
_________________________________

-I hope I have enough places.

-Wow, look at that! That's so...

_________________________________

-One, two... Four.

-Oh, my gosh, you got...

_________________________________

-Yeah, I think that's gonna be enough.

-Could we leave this up 'til we move?
_________________________________

-Well, sure! We can leave it up.

-Yeah!
_________________________________

Now go get Molly. Your friends
are gonna be here any minute.

_________________________________

Okay. It's party time, Woody.

_________________________________

-Yee-haw!

-(RUNNING FOOTFALLS)
_________________________________

(BABY SQUEALING)
_________________________________

Howdy, little lady.

_________________________________

(SQUEALING)
_________________________________
VOICE BOX: Somebody's

poisoned the water hole.
_________________________________

-(COOING)

-Come on, Molly.

_________________________________

Oh, you're getting heavy.

_________________________________

-(MOLLY COOING)

-See you later, Woody.

_________________________________

(DOOR CLOSES)
_________________________________

Pull my string!
The birthday party's today?
_________________________________

Okay, everybody,
coast is clear!
_________________________________

-(SQUEAKS)

-Ages 3 and up. It's on my box.

_________________________________

Ages 3 and up. I'm not supposed
to be baby-sitting Princess Drool.

_________________________________

(TIRES SQUEAL, MOTOR REVS)
_________________________________

-(LITTLE TIKES GIBBERING)

-(BELL DINGS, SIREN WAILING)

_________________________________
-(SIREN WAILING)

-Hey, Hamm.

_________________________________

-Look, I'm Picasso!

-I don't get it.

_________________________________

You uncultured swine! What're
you lookin' at, ya hockey puck?
_________________________________

(SQUEAKS)
_________________________________

(LITTLE TIKES GIBBERING)
_________________________________

-Hey, Sarge, have you seen Slinky?

-Sir! No, sir!
_________________________________

Okay. Hey, thank you. At ease.

_________________________________

-(SIREN WAILING)

-Hey, uh, Slinky?
_________________________________

Right here, Woody.
I'm red this time.

_________________________________

-No. S-Slink...

-Oh, well, all right.

_________________________________

You can be red if you want.

_________________________________

Not now, Slink. I got some bad news.

_________________________________

(SHOUTS) Bad news?
_________________________________

Shh, shh, shh!
_________________________________

Just gather everyone up
for a staff meeting, and be happy.

_________________________________

Got it.
_________________________________

-Be happy!

-Ha, ha, ha, ha!
_________________________________

Staff meeting, everybody!
Snake, Robot, podium duty.

_________________________________

(SIREN WAILING)
_________________________________

Hey. (JABBERS)
_________________________________

Hey, Etch. Draw!
_________________________________

-(DING)

-Oh! Got me again.

_________________________________

Etch, you've been working on that draw.
Fastest knobs in the West.

_________________________________

Got a staff meeting, you guys.
Come on, let's go.

_________________________________

Now, where is that... Oh.

_________________________________

Hey, who moved my doodle pad
way over here?
_________________________________

(ROARING)
_________________________________

-How're you doin', Rex?

-Were you scared? Tell me honestly.

_________________________________

I was close to being scared
that time.

_________________________________

I'm going for fearsome here,
but I just don't feel it.

_________________________________

I think I'm just
coming off as annoying.
_________________________________

(COUGHS)
Ow! Oh, hi, Bo. Hi.

_________________________________

I wanted to thank you, Woody,
for saving my flock.

_________________________________

Oh, hey, it was, uh, nothin'.

_________________________________

What do you say I get someone else
to watch the sheep tonight?
_________________________________

(SHEEPISH GIGGLE)
Oh, yeah! (MUTTERS)
_________________________________

Remember, I'm just
a couple of blocks away.

_________________________________

-Yodel-ay-hee-hoo!

-Come on, come on.

_________________________________

Smaller toys up front.

_________________________________
SLINKY: Hey, Woody, come on.

_________________________________

(TOYS TITTERING,
BUZZING, DINGING)
_________________________________

-(SHEEP BLEATING)

-Ahem!
_________________________________

-(SQUEAKS)

-Oh, thanks, Mike.

_________________________________

-(LOUD FEEDBACK)

-Okay... Whoa, whoa. Step back.
_________________________________

-HAMM: For crying out loud.

-Thank you.

_________________________________

(AMPLIFIED BLOWING)
_________________________________

Hello? Check.
That better? Great.
_________________________________

Everybody hear me? Up on the shelf,
can you hear me? Great.
_________________________________

Okay. First item today...
_________________________________

Uh... oh, yeah.
Has everyone picked a moving buddy?
_________________________________

-REX: What?

-Moving buddy? You can't be serious.

_________________________________

I didn't know we were
supposed to have one already.

_________________________________

-Do we have to hold hands?

-(TOYS GIBBERING)
_________________________________

You guys think this is a big joke.
_________________________________

We've only got one week
left before the move.
_________________________________

I don't want any toys left behind.
A moving buddy.
_________________________________

If you don't have one, get one!
_________________________________

All right, next.
Uh, oh, yes.
_________________________________

Tuesday night's plastic corrosion
awareness meeting
_________________________________

was, I think, a big success.
_________________________________

And we wanna thank Mr. Spell
for putting that on for us.
_________________________________

Thank you, Mr. Spell.
_________________________________

ELECTRONIC VOICE: You're welcome.
_________________________________

Okay. Uh, oh, yes.
One, uh, minor note here.
_________________________________

(QUIETLY) Andy's birthday party
has been moved to today.
_________________________________

-Wait a minute here!
-(TOYS COMPLAINING)
_________________________________

What do you mean the party's today?
His birthday's not 'til next week!
_________________________________

What's goin' on down there?
Is his mom losin' her marbles?
_________________________________

Well, obviously she wanted to
have the party before the move.

_________________________________

I'm not worried.
You shouldn't be worried.
_________________________________

Of course Woody ain't worried. He's
been Andy's favorite since kindergarten.
_________________________________

Hey, hey.
Come on, Potato Head.

_________________________________

If Woody says it's all right, then,
well, darn it, it's good enough for me.
_________________________________

Woody has never
steered us wrong before.

_________________________________

Come on, guys. Every Christmas
and birthday we go through this.
_________________________________

But what if Andy gets
another dinosaur, a mean one?
_________________________________

I just don't think I could take
that kind of rejection!
_________________________________

Hey, listen,
no one's getting replaced.
_________________________________

This is Andy
we're talking about.
_________________________________

It doesn't matter
how much we're played with.
_________________________________

(CHIRPING)
_________________________________

What matters is that we're here
for Andy when he needs us.
_________________________________

That's what we're made for, right?
_________________________________

Pardon me. I hate to break up the staff
meeting, but... they're here!
_________________________________

Birthday guests at three o'clock!
_________________________________

-Stay calm, everyone!

-(AGITATED GIBBERING)

_________________________________
Hey!
_________________________________

-Uh, meeting adjourned.
-(CREAKING)

_________________________________

Ho, boy! Will you take a look
at all those presents?
_________________________________

I can't see a thing.

_________________________________

Yes, sir, we're next month's
garage sale fodder for sure.

_________________________________

-Any dinosaur-shaped ones?

-Oh, for crying out loud.

_________________________________

-They're all in boxes, you idiot.

-REX: They're getting bigger.

_________________________________

Wait, there's a nice
little one over there.

_________________________________

CHILD: Hi!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
MR. SPELL: Spell, trash can.

REX: We're doomed!
_________________________________

All right! All right!
_________________________________

If I send out the troops,
will you all calm down?
_________________________________

-Yes! Yes! We promise!

-Okay! Save your batteries.

_________________________________

Very good, Woody.
That's using the old noodle.

_________________________________

Sergeant, establish
a recon post downstairs. Code Red!
_________________________________

-You know what to do.

-Yes, sir!
_________________________________

All right, men.
You heard him. Code Red!
_________________________________

Repeat, we are at Code Red.
Recon plan Charlie. Execute!
_________________________________

Let's move!
Move, move, move, move!
_________________________________

(DOOR CREAKING)
_________________________________

(CHILDREN SHOUTING)
_________________________________

-(CHILD CHATTERING)

-CHILDREN: Yeah!
_________________________________

(CHATTERING,
SHOUTING CONTINUE)
_________________________________
ANDY'S MOM: Okay, come on, kids.

_________________________________

Everyone in the living room.
It's almost time for the presents.

_________________________________

(KIDS SHOUTING,
CHATTERING EXCITEDLY)
_________________________________

(SHOUTING,
CHATTERING CONTINUE)
_________________________________
HAMM:

All right, gangway, gangway.

_________________________________

And this is how we find out
_________________________________

-what is in those presents.

-(ROBOT HUMMING)
_________________________________

(KIDS CHATTERING, SHOUTING)
_________________________________
ANDY'S MOM: Okay, who's hungry?

_________________________________

Here come the chips!
_________________________________

I've got Cool Ranch
and barbecue! Ow!
_________________________________

What in the world... Oh!
_________________________________

-I thought I told him to pick these up.

-(ICE CLINKING IN GLASSES)
_________________________________

Shouldn't they be there by now?
What's taking them so long?
_________________________________

Hey, these guys are professionals.
They're the best.

_________________________________

Come on!
They're not lying down on the job.

_________________________________

(MOANING)
_________________________________

G-G-Go on without me!
J-Just go!
_________________________________

A good soldier never
leaves a man behind.

_________________________________

(KIDS SHOUTING, CHATTERING)
_________________________________

ANDY'S MOM:
Okay, everybody, come on.
_________________________________
(BOYS SHOUTING)

_________________________________

Everybody settle down.
Now, kids. Everybody...

_________________________________

You sit in a circle. No, Andy.
Andy, you sit in the middle there.

_________________________________

Good. And... Which present
are you gonna open first?
_________________________________

(CHATTERING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

CHILD: Mine!
SERGEANT: There they are.

_________________________________

SOLDIER ON MONITOR: Come in,
Mother Bird. This is Alpha Bravo.
_________________________________

-This is it! This is it! Quiet, quiet!

-Come in, Mother Bird.
_________________________________

All right, Andy's opening
the first present now.
_________________________________

Mrs. Potato Head! Mrs. Potato Head!
Mrs. Potato Head!
_________________________________

Hey, I can dream, can't I?
_________________________________

The bow's coming off.
He's ripping the wrapping paper.
_________________________________

It's a... It's...
It's a... a lunch box.
_________________________________

-We've got a lunch box here.

A lunch box?
_________________________________

-Lunch box?

-For lunch. (LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Okay, second present.
It appears to be...
_________________________________

-Okay, it's bed sheets.

-Who invited that kid?
_________________________________

(KIDS SHOUTING, CHATTERING)
_________________________________

Oh! Only one left.

_________________________________

-Okay, we're on the last present now.

-Last present!
_________________________________

It's a big one. It's a...
_________________________________

-It's a board game! Repeat, Battleship!

-Whew!
_________________________________

-(ALL CHEERING)

-HAMM: Hallelujah!
_________________________________

-Yeah! All right!

-Hey, watch it!
_________________________________

Sorry there, old spud head.

_________________________________

Mission accomplished. Well done, men.
Pack it up. We're goin' home.
_________________________________

So did I tell ya? Huh?
Nothin' to worry about.

_________________________________

I knew you were right all along, Woody.
Never doubted ya for a second.
_________________________________

Wait a minute. Oh!
_________________________________

-What do we have here?

-Wait! Turn that thing back on!
_________________________________

Come in, Mother Bird!
Come in, Mother Bird!
_________________________________

Mom has pulled a surprise
present from the closet.
_________________________________

Andy's opening it.
He's really excited about this one.

_________________________________

-Mom, what is it? (GASPS)

-SERGEANT: It's a huge package.

_________________________________

Oh, get outta the... One of the kids
is in the way. I can't see.

_________________________________

-It's a...

-KIDS TOGETHER: Wow!
_________________________________

-(STATIC)

-It's a what? What is it?
_________________________________

-(MR. POTATO HEAD SCREAMS)

-Oh, no!
_________________________________

Oh, ya big lizard!
_________________________________

-Now we'll never know what it is!

-Way to go, Rex!
_________________________________

No, no! Turn 'em around!
Turn 'em around!
_________________________________

He's puttin' 'em in backwa...
Here, you're puttin' 'em in backwards!
_________________________________

Plus is positive, minus is negative!
Oh, let me! (GRUNTING)
_________________________________

-ANDY: Let's go to my room, guys!

-(BOYS SHOUTING)
_________________________________

Red alert! Red alert!
Andy is coming upstairs!
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS) There!

-SOLDIER: Juvenile intrusion!

_________________________________
Repeat, resume
your positions now!
_________________________________

Andy's coming! Everybody,
back to your places! Hurry!
_________________________________
HAMM: Get to your places!

Get to your places!
_________________________________

(REX SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Where's my ear? Who's seen my ear?
Did you see my ear?
_________________________________

Out of my way! Here I come!
Here I come! (GROANS)
_________________________________

(BOYS SHOUTING)
_________________________________

(BOYS SHOUTING)
_________________________________
ANDY: Hey, look,

its lasers light up. Take that, Zurg!
_________________________________

Quick, make a space.
This is where the spaceship lands.

_________________________________

And he does it like that.
And he does a karate chop action!
_________________________________
ANDY'S MOM: Come on down, guys!

It's time for games!
_________________________________

-We've got prizes!

-(KIDS CHATTERING)
_________________________________

-What is it?

-Can you see it?
_________________________________

-What the heck is up there?

-Woody, who's up there with ya?
_________________________________

-(COUGHING)

-SLINKY: Woody?
_________________________________

-What are you doing under the bed?

-Uh, nothin'. Uh, nothin'.

_________________________________

I'm sure Andy was just
a little excited, that's all.

_________________________________

Too much cake and ice cream,
I suppose. It's just a mistake!
_________________________________

Well, that mistake is sitting
in your spot, Woody. (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

-(GASPS) Have you been replaced?

-What did I tell you earlier?
_________________________________

No one is getting replaced.

_________________________________

Now, let's all be polite and give
whatever it is up there
_________________________________

a nice, big
Andy's-room welcome.

_________________________________

(GULPS)
_________________________________

(HEAVY BREATHING)
_________________________________

-(BUZZES)

-Buzz Lightyear to Star Command.

_________________________________

Come in, Star Command.

_________________________________

-(BUZZES)

-Star Command, come in.

_________________________________

Do you read me?
_________________________________

Why don't they answer?
(GASPS) My ship!
_________________________________

Blast! This'll take weeks to repair.
_________________________________

Buzz Lightyear mission log,
stardate 4-0-7-2.

_________________________________

My ship has run off course
en route to sector 12.

_________________________________

I've crash-landed
on a strange planet.

_________________________________

The impact must've awoken me
from hypersleep.

_________________________________

Terrain seems a bit unstable.

_________________________________

No readout yet
if the air is breathable.

_________________________________

And there seems to be no sign
of intelligent life anywhere.

_________________________________
-Hello!

-(KARATE YELL)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS) Whoa! H-Hey!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
_________________________________

-Did I frighten you? Didn't mean to.
-(BUZZING)

_________________________________

-Sorry. Howdy. My name is Woody.

-(BUZZING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

And this is Andy's room.
That's all I wanted to say.

_________________________________

And also, there has been
a bit of a mix-up.

_________________________________

This is my spot, see,
the bed here.

_________________________________

Local law enforcement.
It's about time you got here.

_________________________________

I'm Buzz Lightyear, Space Ranger,
Universe Protection Unit.

_________________________________

My ship has crash-landed here
by mistake.

_________________________________

Yes, it is a mistake because,
you see, the bed here is my spot.

_________________________________

I need to repair
my turbo boosters.

_________________________________

Do you people still use fossil fuel, or
have you discovered crystallic fusion?
_________________________________

-Well, let's see. We got double-A's.

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

Watch yourself!
Halt! Who goes there?
_________________________________

Don't shoot!
It's okay. Friends.

_________________________________

-Do you know these life-forms?

-Yes! They're Andy's toys.

_________________________________

All right, everyone,
you're clear to come up.

_________________________________

I am Buzz Lightyear.
I come in peace.

_________________________________

Oh, I'm so glad
you're not a dinosaur!
_________________________________

Wh-why, thank you!
_________________________________

Now, thank you all
for your kind welcome!
_________________________________

-Say, what's that button do?

-I'll show you.

_________________________________
VOICE BOX:

Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!
_________________________________

TOYS: Oh!
_________________________________

Hey, Woody's got something like that.
His is a pull string.

_________________________________

-Only it's...

-Only it sounds like a car ran over it.

_________________________________
HAMM: Oh, yeah, but not like this.

This is a quality sound system.

_________________________________

Probably all copper wiring, huh?
_________________________________

So, uh, where you from?
Singapore? Hong Kong?
_________________________________

Well, no. Actually, I-I'm stationed up
in the Gamma Quadrant of Sector Four.

_________________________________

As a member of the elite
Universe Protection Unit
_________________________________

of the Space Ranger Corps,
_________________________________

I protect the galaxy
from the threat of invasion
_________________________________

from the evil Emperor Zurg,
sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance.

_________________________________

Oh, really?
I'm from Playskool.

_________________________________

And I'm from Mattel.
Well, I'm not really from Mattel.

_________________________________

I'm actually from a smaller company that
was purchased in a leveraged buyout.
_________________________________

You'd think they'd never seen
a new toy before.

_________________________________

Well, sure. Look at him.

_________________________________

He's got more gadgets on him
than a Swiss Army knife.

_________________________________

-(BUZZING)

-Ah, ah, ah, ah! Please be careful.

_________________________________

You don't want to be in the way
when my laser goes off.

_________________________________

Hey, a laser! How come
you don't have a laser, Woody?
_________________________________

It's not a laser! It's a...
It's a little light bulb that blinks.

_________________________________

-What's with him?

-Laser envy.

_________________________________

All right, that's enough!
_________________________________

Look, we're all very impressed
with Andy's new toy.

_________________________________

-Toy?

-T-O-Y. Toy!
_________________________________

Excuse me, I think the word
you're searching for is "Space Ranger."
_________________________________

The word I'm searching for I can't say
because there's preschool toys present.

_________________________________

Gettin' kinda tense, aren't ya?
_________________________________

Uh, Mr. Lightyear,
uh, now, I'm curious.

_________________________________

What does a Space Ranger
actually do?
_________________________________

He's not a Space Ranger!
_________________________________

He doesn't fight evil
or, or shoot lasers or fly!
_________________________________

Excuse me.

_________________________________

-TOYS: Ooh!

-Oh, impressive wingspan! Very good!
_________________________________

Oh, what? What?
These are plastic. He can't fly!
_________________________________

They are a terillium-carbonic alloy,
and I can fly.

_________________________________

-No, you can't.

-(SIGHS) Yes, I can.

_________________________________

-You can't.

-Can.

_________________________________

Can't. Can't. Can't!
_________________________________

I tell you, I could fly around
this room with my eyes closed!
_________________________________

-Okay, then, Mr. Light Beer, prove it.

-All right, then, I will.

_________________________________

Stand back, everyone!
_________________________________

(ELECTRONIC HUM)
_________________________________

To infinity and beyond!
_________________________________

(AIRPLANE WHIRRING)
_________________________________

-Can!

-REX: Whoa!
_________________________________

-Oh, wow, you flew magnificently!

-(WHISTLING)
_________________________________

I found my movin' buddy.

_________________________________

Thank you. Th-Thank you all.
Thank you.

_________________________________

That wasn't flying!
That was... falling with style.

_________________________________

Man, the dolls must really
go for you. Can you teach me that?
_________________________________

-(LAUGHING) Golly bob howdy!

-Oh, shut up!
_________________________________

You know, in a couple of days,
_________________________________

everything will be just the way
it was. They'll see.

_________________________________

-(ALL CHATTERING)

-WOODY: They'll see.

_________________________________

I'm still Andy's favorite toy.

_________________________________

I was on top of the world
livin' high

_________________________________
It was right in my pocket

_________________________________
ANDY: (LAUGHING) Whoa!
_________________________________

I was livin' the life

_________________________________
Things were just the way
they should be

_________________________________
When from out of the sky
like a bomb

_________________________________
Comes some little punk
in a rocket
_________________________________

(LASER BUZZING)
_________________________________

Now all of a sudden some
strange things are happening to me
_________________________________

Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!
_________________________________

Strange
_________________________________

Things are happening to me
_________________________________

Strange
_________________________________

Things
_________________________________

Strange things
are happening to me
_________________________________

(LOUD ROAR)
_________________________________

Ain't no doubt about it
_________________________________

I had friends
I had lots of friends
_________________________________

Now all my friends are gone
_________________________________

And I'm doin' the best I can
_________________________________

To carry on
_________________________________

-I had power

-CHORUS: Power
_________________________________

-I was respected

-Respected
_________________________________

But not any more
_________________________________

And I've lost the love of the one
_________________________________

Whom I adore
_________________________________

Let me tell you 'bout it
Strange
_________________________________

Things are happenin' to me
_________________________________

(SLINKY GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Strange
_________________________________

Things
_________________________________

Strange
_________________________________

Things are happenin' to me
_________________________________

Ain't no doubt about it
_________________________________

Strange
_________________________________

Things
_________________________________

Strange
_________________________________

Things
_________________________________

(BIRDS CHIRPING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS) Finally!
_________________________________

(SIGHS) Hey, who's got my hat?
_________________________________

(SQUEAKS) Look, I'm Woody!
Howdy, howdy, howdy!
_________________________________

Ah-ha! Ah-ha, ha, ha!
Gimme that!
_________________________________

Say there, Lizard and Stretchy Dog,
let me show you something.

_________________________________

It looks as though I've been
accepted into your culture.

_________________________________

Your chief, Andy,
inscribed his name on me.

_________________________________

TOGETHER: Wow!
_________________________________

With permanent ink too!
_________________________________

Well, I must get back
to repairing my ship.

_________________________________

Don't let it get to you, Woody.

_________________________________

Uh... let what? I don't, uh...
What do you mean? Who?
_________________________________

I know Andy's
excited about Buzz.

_________________________________

But you know he'll always have
a special place for you.

_________________________________

-Yeah, like the attic. (CHUCKLING)

-All right, that's it!
_________________________________

-(TONAL HUMMING SOUND)

-Hmm. Unidirectional bonding strip.

_________________________________

Mr. Lightyear wants more tape.

_________________________________

(HUMMING) Hmm?
_________________________________

Listen, Light Snack,
you stay away from Andy.

_________________________________

He's mine, and no one
is taking him away from me.

_________________________________

What are you talking about?
_________________________________

-Where's that bonding strip?

-(BEEPING SOUND)
_________________________________

And another thing,
_________________________________

stop with this spaceman thing!
It's getting on my nerves!
_________________________________

Are you saying you wanna lodge
a complaint with Star Command?
_________________________________

Oh-ho, okay! Ooh, well, so you wanna
do it the hard way, huh?
_________________________________

-Don't even think about it, cowboy.

-Oh, yeah, tough guy?
_________________________________

-(MECHANICAL WHOOSH)

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

(CHOKING)
_________________________________

(CHOKING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

(PANTING, SNIFFING)
The air isn't... toxic.

_________________________________

How dare you open a spaceman's
helmet on an uncharted planet!
_________________________________

My eyeballs could've been
sucked from their sockets!
_________________________________

You actually think
you're the Buzz Lightyear?
_________________________________

(LAUGHING) Oh, all this time
I thought it was an act!
_________________________________

Hey, guys, look!
It's the real Buzz Lightyear!
_________________________________

You're mocking me, aren't you?
_________________________________

Oh, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.
Buzz, look, an alien!
_________________________________

-Where?

-(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

-(LAUGHING CONTINUES)

-(SCUD BARKING)
_________________________________

-(BARKING CONTINUES)
-SID: (LAUGHING) Yes!

_________________________________

-Whoa!

-Uh-oh.

_________________________________

It's Sid!
_________________________________

-(TEETH CHATTERING)

-SID: Don't move!
_________________________________

I thought he was at summer camp.

_________________________________

They must've kicked him out
early this year.

_________________________________

-(ROBOT BUZZING)

-REX: Oh, no, not Sid!
_________________________________

-SID: (GRUNTING) Incoming!

-(SCUD BARKING)
_________________________________

-Who is it this time?

-I... I can't... I can't tell.

_________________________________

-Hey, where's Lenny?

-Right here, Woody.

_________________________________

Oh, no, I can't bear to watch
one of these again.

_________________________________
WOODY: Oh, no,

it's a Combat Carl.

_________________________________

What's going on?
_________________________________

Nothing that concerns you spacemen,
just us toys.

_________________________________

I'd better take a look anyway.

_________________________________

(SID SHOUTING)
_________________________________
BUZZ: Why is that soldier

strapped to an explosive device?
_________________________________

That's why, Sid.

_________________________________

-(BARKING)

-Hmm, sure is a hairy fellow.

_________________________________

No, no, that's Scud, you idiot.

_________________________________

-That is Sid.

-(SINISTER LAUGHTER)
_________________________________

-You mean that happy child?

-That ain't no happy child.

_________________________________

He tortures toys, just for fun!
_________________________________

-(BARKING)

-(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Well, then we've got
to do something.

_________________________________

What are you doing?
Get down from there!
_________________________________

-I'm gonna teach that boy a lesson.

-Yeah, sure. You go ahead.

_________________________________

-Melt him with your scary laser.

-(BUZZING)
_________________________________

Be careful with that!
It's extremely dangerous.

_________________________________

He's lighting it!
He's lighting it! Hit the dirt!
_________________________________

(BO PEEP SCREAMS)
_________________________________

-(EXPLOSION)

-Look out!
_________________________________

-(SCUD BARKING)

-Yes! He's gone! He's history!
_________________________________

-(LAUGHING) Whoo!

-I could've stopped him.

_________________________________

Buzz, I would love
to see you try.

_________________________________

Of course, I'd love
to see you as a crater.

_________________________________

-The sooner we move, the better.

-(SID SHOUTING)
_________________________________

Yeah!
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
_________________________________
ANDY: To infinity and beyond!

_________________________________

(IMITATES ROCKET SOUNDS
AND EXPLOSIONS)
_________________________________

All this packing
makes me hungry.

_________________________________

What would you say to dinner
at, oh, Pizza Planet?
_________________________________

Pizza Planet? Oh, cool!
_________________________________
ANDY'S MOM: (LAUGHS) Go wash
your hands, and I'll get Molly ready.

_________________________________

-ANDY: Can I bring some toys?

-You can bring one toy.

_________________________________

-Just one?

-One toy?
_________________________________

-(SIGHS)

-Hmm.

_________________________________

-Will Andy pick me?

-(LIQUID SWISHING)
_________________________________

"Don't count on it"? (GROANS)
_________________________________

(YELLS)
_________________________________

(THUD)
_________________________________

(BUZZ HUMMING)
_________________________________

(HUMMING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

Mmm!
_________________________________

Buzz! Oh, Buzz!
Buzz Lightyear.

_________________________________

(PANTING) Buzz Lightyear,
thank goodness. We've got trouble!
_________________________________

-Trouble? Where?

-Down there. Just down there.

_________________________________

A helpless toy, it's...
it's trapped, Buzz!
_________________________________

Then we've no time to lose.

_________________________________

I don't see anything!
_________________________________

Oh, he's there!
Just, just keep looking!
_________________________________

-What kind of toy... (GASPS)

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

Oh! Whoa, whoa! Oh!
_________________________________

-(SCREAMS)

-TOGETHER: Buzz!
_________________________________

-Buzz!

-(TOYS CHATTERING)
_________________________________
SLINKY: I don't see him

in the driveway.

_________________________________

-I think he bounced into Sid's yard!

-Oh! Buzz!
_________________________________

(HORN HONKING)
_________________________________

Hey, everyone, R.C.'s trying to
say something. What is it, boy?
_________________________________

-He's saying that this was no accident.

-What do you mean?
_________________________________

-I mean Humpty-Dumpty was pushed...

-No!
_________________________________

...by Woody!
_________________________________

-ALL: What?

-Wait a minute.

_________________________________

You don't think I meant to knock Buzz
out the window, do you? Potato Head?
_________________________________

That's Mr. Potato Head to you,
you back-stabbing murderer!
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-Now, it was an accident, guys.

_________________________________

Come on.
Now, you, you gotta believe me.

_________________________________

We believe ya, Woody.
Right, Rex?
_________________________________

Well, ye... N...
I don't like confrontations!
_________________________________

Where is your honor, dirt bag?
You are an absolute disgrace!
_________________________________

You don't deserve to... Hey!
_________________________________

You couldn't handle Buzz cutting
in on your playtime, could you, Woody?
_________________________________

Didn't wanna face the fact that Buzz
just might be Andy's new favorite toy.

_________________________________

So you got rid of him.

_________________________________

Well, what if Andy starts playing
with me more, Woody, huh?
_________________________________

You gonna knock me
outta the window too?
_________________________________

I don't think we should
give him the chance.

_________________________________
SERGEANT: There he is, men.
Frag him!

_________________________________

Let's string him up
by his pull string!
_________________________________
HAMM: I got dibs on his hat!
BO PEEP: Would you boys stop it!

_________________________________

Tackle him!
_________________________________

No, no, no! Wait!
I can explain everything!
_________________________________
ANDY: Okay, Mom, be right down.

I've gotta get Buzz.

_________________________________
SERGEANT: Retreat!

_________________________________

Mom, do you know where Buzz is?
_________________________________

-ANDY'S MOM: No, I haven't seen him.

-Psst!
_________________________________

ANDY'S MOM: Andy,
I'm heading out the door!
_________________________________

But, Mom, I can't find him!
_________________________________

Honey, just grab some other toy.
Now, come on!
_________________________________

Oh, okay.

_________________________________

I couldn't find my Buzz.
I know I left him right there.

_________________________________

Honey, I'm sure he's around.
You'll find him.

_________________________________

(IGNITION STARTS)
_________________________________

(CHITTERING)
_________________________________

It's too short!
We need more monkeys!
_________________________________

There aren't any more!
That's the whole barrel!
_________________________________

Buzz, the monkeys
aren't working!
_________________________________

We're formulating another plan!
Stay calm!
_________________________________

Oh, where could he be?
_________________________________

(SERVICE BELL DINGS)
_________________________________

-Can I help pump the gas?

-Sure! I'll even let you drive.

_________________________________

-Yeah?

-Yeah, when you're 16.

_________________________________

-Yuk, yuk, yuk! Funny, Mom.
-(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

Aw, great. How am I gonna convince
those guys it was an accident?
_________________________________

Buzz!
_________________________________

Buzz! Ha! You're alive!
_________________________________

This is great!
Oh, I'm saved! I'm saved.

_________________________________

Andy'll find you here,
he'll take us back to the room
_________________________________

and then you can tell everyone
that this was all just a big mistake.

_________________________________

Huh? Right?
(PANTING) Buddy?
_________________________________

I just want you to know that even
though you tried to terminate me,
_________________________________

revenge is not an idea
we promote on my planet.

_________________________________

-Oh. Well, that's good.

-But we're not on my planet, are we?

_________________________________
-No. (SCREAMING)
-(BUZZ GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(BUZZ GRUNTING,
SPACESUIT BUZZING, BEEPING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING, GROANS)
_________________________________

Okay, come on!
_________________________________
WOODY: You want a piece of me?

_________________________________

(YELLS)
_________________________________

(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

Owww!
_________________________________
VOICE BOX: Buzz, Buzz,

Buzz Lightyear to the rescue.
_________________________________

-Aah-ouch!

-ANDY'S MOM: Next stop.

_________________________________

Pizza Planet! Yeah!
_________________________________

(DOOR SLIDES SHUT,
IGNITION STARTS)
_________________________________

-(DOOR SHUTS)

-(GASPS) Andy!
_________________________________

(PANTING) Wh... Doesn't he realize
that I'm not there?
_________________________________

(LOUD GASP) I'm lost!
_________________________________

(SOBS) Oh, I'm a lost toy!
_________________________________

(SNIFFLING, SOBBING)
_________________________________

Buzz Lightyear mission log.

_________________________________

The local sheriff and I seem to be at
a huge refueling station of some sort.

_________________________________

You!
_________________________________

(TRUCK APPROACHING,
HORN HONKING)
_________________________________

(BRAKES SQUEALING)
_________________________________

(ENGINE IDLING)
_________________________________

-According to my navi-computer, the...

-(GASPS) Shut up!
_________________________________

-Just shut up, you idiot!

-Sheriff, this is no time to panic.

_________________________________

This is the perfect time to panic.
I'm lost. Andy is gone.

_________________________________

They're gonna move from their house
in two days, and it's all your fault!
_________________________________

My... My fault? If you hadn't pushed me
out of the window in the first place...

_________________________________

Oh, yeah?
_________________________________

Well, if you hadn't shown up in your
stupid little cardboard spaceship
_________________________________

and taken away everything
that was important to me...

_________________________________

Don't talk to me
about importance!
_________________________________

Because of you the security
of this entire universe is in jeopardy!
_________________________________

What? What are
you talkin' about?
_________________________________

Right now, poised at
the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg
_________________________________

has been secretly building
a weapon
_________________________________

with the destructive capacity
to annihilate an entire planet!
_________________________________

I alone have information that reveals
this weapon's only weakness.

_________________________________

And you, my friend,
are responsible
_________________________________

for delaying my rendezvous
with Star Command!
_________________________________

You... are... a... toy!
_________________________________

You aren't the real
Buzz Lightyear! You're a...

_________________________________

You're an action figure!
You are a child's plaything!
_________________________________

You are a sad, strange little man,
and you have my pity.

_________________________________

Farewell.

_________________________________

Oh, yeah?
Well, good riddance, ya loony!
_________________________________

-"Rendezvous with Star Command."

-(CAR APPROACHING)

_________________________________
DRIVER: Hey, gas dude!

ATTENDANT: You talkin' to me?
_________________________________

-Yeah, man. Can you help me?

-Pizza Planet? Andy!
_________________________________

Do you know
where Cutting Boulevard is?
_________________________________

Oh, no!
_________________________________

I can't show my face
in that room without Buzz.

_________________________________

-Buzz! Buzz, come back!

-Go away!
_________________________________

No! Buzz, you gotta
come back! I...

_________________________________

-(ENGINE REVVING)

-I found a spaceship!
_________________________________

It's a spaceship, Buzz!
_________________________________

Come on, man, hurry up! Um, like,
the pizzas are getting cold here!
_________________________________

-ATTENDANT: Cutting Boulevard, huh?

-Yeah, yeah. Which way?
_________________________________

Now, you're sure this space freighter
will return to its port of origin
_________________________________

-once it jettisons its food supply?

-Uh-huh.

_________________________________

And when we get there, we'll be able
to find a way to transport you home.

_________________________________

-Well, then, let's climb aboard.

-No, no, no, wait, Buzz! Buzz!
_________________________________

Let's get in the back.
No one will see us there.

_________________________________

Negative. There are no restraining
harnesses in the cargo area.

_________________________________

-We'll be much safer in the cockpit.

-Yeah, bu...

_________________________________

Buzz! Buzz!
_________________________________

DRIVER: That's two lefts
and a right, huh?
_________________________________

-Thanks for the directions, okay?

-Yeah. And remember, kid...

_________________________________

-Buzz!

-(IGNITION STARTS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

It's safer in the cockpit
than the cargo bay. What an idiot.

_________________________________

-(TIRES SCREECH)

-(GRUNTS, GROANS)
_________________________________

-(ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ON STEREO)

-(TIRES SQUEALING)
_________________________________

(YELLING, GROANING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(CAR HORN HONKING)
_________________________________

-(BRAKES SCREECH)

-(DOOR SIGNAL BUZZING)
_________________________________

MAN ON PA: Next shuttle lift-off
is scheduled for
_________________________________

-T-minus 30 minutes and counting.

-(JETS HUMMING)
_________________________________

ROBOT: You are clear to enter.
_________________________________

Welcome to Pizza Planet.
_________________________________

WOMAN ON PA:
The white zone is for immediate pizza...
_________________________________

-Sheriff!

-(GRUNTS, GROANS)
_________________________________

There you are.

_________________________________

Now, the entrance is heavily guarded.
We need a way to get inside.

_________________________________

-(COUGHING)

-Great idea, Woody.

_________________________________

I like your thinkin'.

_________________________________

ROBOT: You are clear to enter.
Welcome to Pizza Planet.
_________________________________
BUZZ: Now!

_________________________________

Quickly, Sheriff!
The air lock is closing.

_________________________________

WOMAN ON PA: Jones, party
of five, your shuttle is now boarding...
_________________________________

BOY: Hey, Mom,
can we have some tokens?
_________________________________

Ow! Watch where you're going!
_________________________________

Sorry.

_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

MAN ON PA:
...nine, eight, seven, six,
_________________________________

-five, four, three,

-(CHILDREN SHOUTING)
_________________________________

two, one.
_________________________________

What a spaceport!
Good work, Woody.

_________________________________

(BEEPING, FIRES)
_________________________________

Mom, can I play Black Hole?
Please, please, please?
_________________________________

-Andy!

-Now, we need to find a ship
_________________________________

-that's headed for Sector 12.

-Wait a minute. No, Buzz! This way.

_________________________________

-There's a special ship. I just saw it.

-You mean it has hyperdrive?
_________________________________

Hyperactive hyperdrive.

_________________________________

-(CHATTERING)

-And Astro... turf!
_________________________________

-Where is it? I-I don't see the...

-Come on. That's it.

_________________________________

Spaceship!
_________________________________

All right, Buzz, get ready.
And...

_________________________________

-And the universe explodes!

-Okay, Buzz, when I say go,
_________________________________

we're gonna jump in the basket.
Buzz!
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS) No!

-ANDY: Mom, if I eat all my pizza,
_________________________________

can I have some alien slime?
_________________________________

This cannot be happening to me.

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(OBJECTS SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

-A stranger.

-From the outside.

_________________________________

-ALIENS TOGETHER: Ooh!

-Greetings. I am Buzz Lightyear.

_________________________________

-I come in peace.

-(ALL GIBBERING)
_________________________________

MAN ON PA: Before your
space journey, re-energize yourself
_________________________________

with a slice of pepperoni,
now boarding at counter three.
_________________________________
BUZZ: This is an

intergalactic emergency.

_________________________________

I need to commandeer
your vessel to Sector 12.

_________________________________

Who's in charge here?
_________________________________
ALIENS: The claw!

_________________________________

The claw is our master.

_________________________________

The claw chooses who will go
and who will stay.

_________________________________

-This is ludicrous. (GASPS)

-Hey, bozo, you got a brain in there?
_________________________________

-(LAUGHING) Take that!

-(BUZZING)
_________________________________

Oh, no! Sid!
_________________________________
-Get down!

-(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

What's gotten into you? I was...

_________________________________

You are the one that decided
to climb into this...

_________________________________

Shh! The claw, it moves.

_________________________________

(ALIENS SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

(SQUEAKS) I have been chosen!
_________________________________

Farewell, my friends.
I go on to a better place.

_________________________________

Gotcha!
_________________________________

A Buzz Lightyear?
No way!
_________________________________

-(COIN CLICKING)

-(ALIEN SQUEAKS)
_________________________________

(SQUEAK)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(CLAW BUZZING)
_________________________________

-SID: Yes!
-(GASPS)
_________________________________

Buzz! No! (GRUNTING)
_________________________________

-Hey!

-(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

-(GRUNTING)

-He has been chosen!
_________________________________

-He must go.

-Hey!

_________________________________
-What are you doing?

-Do not fight the claw.

_________________________________

Stop it! Stop it, you zealots!
_________________________________

All right!
Double prizes!
_________________________________

Let's go home and... play.
_________________________________

(SINISTER CHUCKLE)
_________________________________

(CHATTERS, GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(HUMMING)
_________________________________

Sheriff, I can see
your dwelling from here.

_________________________________

-You're almost home.

-Nirvana is coming.

_________________________________

-The mystic portal awaits.

-Will you be quiet?
_________________________________

You guys don't get it, do you?
_________________________________

Once we go into Sid's house,
we won't be coming out.

_________________________________

-(BARKING)

-Whoa, Scud! Hey, boy!
_________________________________

-Sit! Good boy.

-(GROWLING)
_________________________________

-Hey, I got something for you, boy.

-Freeze!
_________________________________

-(GROWLS, PANTING)

-Ready, set, now!

_________________________________
-(SNARLING)

-(ALIEN SQUEAKING)

_________________________________
Hannah!
Hey, Hannah!
_________________________________

-What?

-Did I get my package in the mail?
_________________________________

-I don't know.

-What do you mean you don't know?

_________________________________
-I don't know!

-(SIGHS)
_________________________________

-Oh, no, Hannah! Look, Janie!

-What? Hey!
_________________________________

-She's sick!

-No, she's not!
_________________________________

I'll have to perform
one of my operations.

_________________________________

-HANNAH: No!

-No, not Sid's room. Not there.

_________________________________

Hey, give her back!
_________________________________

Sid! Sid!
_________________________________

Oh, no, we have
a sick patient here, nurse.

_________________________________

-(BANGING ON DOOR)

-Prepare the OR, stat!
_________________________________

(SINISTER CHUCKLE)
Patient is... prepped.

_________________________________

No one's ever attempted a double
bypass brain transplant before.

_________________________________

Now for the tricky part.
Pliers!
_________________________________

I don't believe that man's
ever been to medical school.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES, IMITATES NURSE)
Doctor, you've done it!
_________________________________

Hannah!
_________________________________

-Janie's all better now.

-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
HANNAH: Mom! Mom!
SID: She's lying!

_________________________________

Whatever she says,
it's not true!
_________________________________

(DEPARTING FOOTFALLS)
_________________________________

(GASPING, SHUDDERING)
_________________________________

(SHUDDERING)
_________________________________

We are gonna die.
I'm outta here!
_________________________________

Locked.

_________________________________

There's gotta be another way
outta here.

_________________________________

(RUSTLING)
_________________________________

Uh, Buzz?
W-Was that you?
_________________________________

-(TEETH CHATTERING, GASPS)

-(CREAKING)

_________________________________
(RUSTLING)
_________________________________

(CREAKING)
_________________________________

Hey, hi there, little fella.

_________________________________

Come out here.
Do you know a way outta here?

_________________________________
(GASPS, TEETH CHATTERING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(BOX PLAYS
POP GOES THE WEASEL)
_________________________________

(YELLS, MUTTERING, GIBBERING)
_________________________________

B-B-B-B-Bu... Buzz!
_________________________________

-They're cannibals.

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

-(BUZZES)

-Mayday, mayday.

_________________________________

Come in, Star Command.
Send reinforcements.

_________________________________

-(TEETH CHATTERING)

-Star Command, do you copy?
_________________________________

-(BUZZING)

-I've set my laser from stun to kill.

_________________________________

Aw, great. Great. Yeah, and if anyone
attacks us, we can blink 'em to death.

_________________________________

(RUSTLING)
_________________________________
REX: Hey, you guys,
I think I found him!

_________________________________

-Buzz, is that you?

-(CAT YOWLS)
_________________________________

Whiskers, will you
get outta here!
_________________________________

You're interfering
with the search and rescue!
_________________________________

-(CAR APPROACHING)

-(GASPS) Look, they're home.

_________________________________

Mom, have you seen Woody?
_________________________________

-Where was the last place you left him?

-Right here in the van.

_________________________________

Oh, I'm sure he's there.
You're just not looking hard enough.

_________________________________

He's not here, Mom.
Woody's gone.

_________________________________

(GASPS) Woody's gone?
_________________________________

Yeah, boy, the weasel ran away.

_________________________________

Huh? Huh?
I told you he was guilty.

_________________________________

Who would've though t he was
capable of such atrocities?
_________________________________

Oh, Slink, I hope he's okay.

_________________________________
SID: Oh, a survivor.

Where's the rebel base? Talk!
_________________________________

I can see your will is strong.

_________________________________

Well, we have ways
of making you talk.

_________________________________

(SIZZLING)
_________________________________

Where are your rebel friends now?

(SINISTER CHUCKLE)
_________________________________
SID'S MOM:

Sid, your Pop Tarts are ready!
_________________________________

All right!
_________________________________

-(SIZZLING CONTINUES)

-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Are you all right?
I'm proud of you, Sheriff.

_________________________________

A lesser man would've talked
under such torture.

_________________________________

I sure hope this isn't permanent.

_________________________________

Still no word from Star Command.
We're not that far from the space port.

_________________________________

The door. It's open!
We're free!
_________________________________

Woody, we don't know what's out there!
_________________________________

I'll tell you wha... (SCREAMS)
_________________________________

They're gonna eat us, Buzz!
Do something quick!
_________________________________

-Shield your eyes.

-(BUZZING)
_________________________________

It's not working. I recharged it
before I left. It should be good for...

_________________________________

You idiot! You're a toy!
Use your karate chop action!
_________________________________

-Get away! Hoo-cha!

-Hey! Hey! How're you doin' that?
_________________________________

-Stop that.

-Back! Back, you savages! Back!

_________________________________
-Woody, stop it!

-Sorry, guys, but dinner's canceled!
_________________________________

There's no place like home!
There's no place like home!
_________________________________

-There's no place like home. (GASPS)

-(SNARLING)

_________________________________
(SNORING)
_________________________________

(MUFFLED YELL, GASPING)
_________________________________

Another stunt like that, cowboy,
you're gonna get us killed.

_________________________________

-Don't tell me what to do.

-Shh!
_________________________________

(SNORING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

(HEAVY BREATHING)
_________________________________
VOICE BOX: Yee-haw!

Giddyap, pardner!
_________________________________

We got to get this wagon train
a-movin'!
_________________________________

(SNARLING)
_________________________________

(GROWLING)
_________________________________

-Split up!

-(SCUD GROWLING)
_________________________________

(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

(SNARLING) Hmm?
_________________________________

(GROWLING)
_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________

(SNARLS, PANTING)
_________________________________

MAN: Calling Buzz Lightyear.
Come in, Buzz Lightyear.
_________________________________

-This is Star Command.

-Star Command!
_________________________________

-Buzz Lightyear, do you read me?

-BOY: Buzz Lightyear responding.
_________________________________

Read you loud and clear.
_________________________________

MAN: Buzz Lightyear,
planet Earth needs your help.
_________________________________

BOY: On the way!

CHORUS: Buzz Lightyear!
_________________________________

ANNOUNCER: The world's
greatest superhero!
_________________________________

Now the world's greatest toy!

_________________________________
Buzz has it all!
Locking wrist communicator!
_________________________________

-BOY: Calling Buzz Lightyear!

-Karate chop action!
_________________________________

-BOY: Wow!

-Pulsating laser light!
_________________________________

-BOY: Total annihilation!

-Multi-phrase voice simulator!
_________________________________
VOICE BOX: There's a secret mission

in uncharted space.
_________________________________
VOICE BOX: There's a secret mission

in uncharted space.
_________________________________

And best of all,
high pressure space wings!
_________________________________

-To infinity and beyond!

-ANNOUNCER 2: Not a flying toy.
_________________________________

ANNOUNCER 1: Get your
Buzz Lightyear action figure
_________________________________

-and save a galaxy near you!

-CHORUS: Buzz Lightyear!
_________________________________

Available at all Al's Toy Barn outlets
in the tri-county area.
_________________________________

SPORTSCASTER:
And welcome back to the
_________________________________

Point Richmond
Bowling Championship.
_________________________________

(SPORTSCASTER CONTINUES)
_________________________________

Out among the stars I sail
_________________________________

Way beyond the moon
_________________________________

In my silver ship I sailed
_________________________________

To a dream
that ended too soon
_________________________________

Now I know exactly
_________________________________

Who I am and what I'm here for
_________________________________

-(CHIRPING)

-WOODY'S VOICE: You are a toy!
_________________________________

You can't fly!
_________________________________

And I will go sailing
_________________________________

No more
_________________________________

But no, it can't be true
_________________________________

I could fly if I wanted to
_________________________________

Like a bird in the sky
_________________________________

If I believed I could fly
_________________________________

Why, I'd fly
_________________________________

To infinity and beyond!
_________________________________

Clearly, I
_________________________________

Will go sailing
_________________________________

No more

_________________________________
Mom! Mom, have you seen
my Sally doll?
_________________________________

(CLICK)
_________________________________

SID'S MOM: What, dear?
What was that?
_________________________________

Never mind!
_________________________________

(RATTLING)
_________________________________

Oof! Oof! (GROANS)
_________________________________

Buzz, the coast is clear.
Buzz, where are you?
_________________________________
BUZZ'S VOICE BOX: There's a secret

mission in uncharted space. Let's go.
_________________________________

HANNAH: Really?
That is so interesting.

_________________________________

Would you like some tea,
Mrs. Nesbitt?

_________________________________
(GASPS) Buzz!
_________________________________

It's so nice you could join us
on such late notice.

_________________________________

-Oh, no!

-What a lovely hat, Mrs. Nesbitt.

_________________________________

It goes quite well with your head.

_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT,
IMITATING MOTHER) Hannah!
_________________________________

Oh, Hannah!
_________________________________

Mom? Please excuse me, ladies.

_________________________________

I'll be right back.

_________________________________

What is it, Mom?
Mom, where are you?
_________________________________

Buzz. Hey.
Buzz, are you okay?
_________________________________

Gone!
(SNIFFLES) It's all gone.

_________________________________

All of it's gone.
Bye-bye. Whoo-whoo. See ya.

_________________________________

What happened to you?
_________________________________

One minute you're defending
the whole galaxy.

_________________________________

And suddenly you find yourself
suckin' down Darjeeling with
_________________________________

Marie Antoinette
and her little sister.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

I think you've had
enough tea for today.

_________________________________

Let's get you outta here, Buzz.

_________________________________

Don't you get it?
You see the hat?
_________________________________

-I am Mrs. Nesbitt! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

-Snap out of it, Buzz!
_________________________________

(HYSTERICAL CHUCKLING,
SQUEAKS)
_________________________________

I-I-I-I'm sorry. I...
You're right.

_________________________________

I am just a little depressed.
That's all.

_________________________________

I can get through this.

_________________________________

-Oh, I'm a sham!

-Shh!
_________________________________

-Look at me.

-Quiet, Buzz.

_________________________________

I can't even fly out of a window.

_________________________________

The hat looked good?
Tell me the hat looked good.

_________________________________

-The apron is a bit much.

-"Out the window"!
_________________________________

Buzz, you're a genius!
_________________________________

-(CRYING)

-Come on, come on. This way.

_________________________________

Years of academy, training, wasted!
_________________________________

Ha, ha. B-3.

_________________________________

-Miss! G-6.

-Oh!
_________________________________

-You sunk it. Are you peeking?

-Heh, heh!
_________________________________

Oh, quit your whinin' and pay up.
No, no, not the ear.

_________________________________

-Give me the nose. Come on.

-How about three out of five?
_________________________________

(STRAINING) Hey, guys! Guys! Hey!
_________________________________

-Son of a building block. It's Woody.

-He's in the psycho's bedroom.

_________________________________

-Ha, ha! Hi!

-Everyone! It's Woody!
_________________________________

-Woody?

-You're kidding!
_________________________________

-Woody?

-Ha! We're gonna get outta here, Buzz.

_________________________________

Buzz?
_________________________________

(IMITATING AIRPLANE)
_________________________________

(SPUTTERING, CRASHING)
_________________________________

-Hey, look!

-Woody!
_________________________________

Oh, boy, am I glad
to see you guys.

_________________________________

-I knew you'd come back, Woody.

-What are you doin' over there?
_________________________________

It's a long story, Bo.
I'll explain later.

_________________________________

Here! Catch this!
_________________________________
BO PEEP: Ha!

_________________________________

-Whoa! I've got it, Woody.

-He got it, Woody.

_________________________________

Good goin', Slink. Now just,
just tie it on to somethin'.

_________________________________

Wait, wait, wait, wait. I got
a better idea. How 'bout we don't?
_________________________________

-Hey!

-Potato Head.

_________________________________

Did you all take stupid pills
this morning?
_________________________________

Have you forgotten
what he did to Buzz?
_________________________________

And now you wanna let him
back over here?
_________________________________

No! No, no, no, no, no! You got it...
You got it all wrong, Potato Head.

_________________________________

Buzz is fine. Buzz is right here.
He's with me!
_________________________________

-You are a liar!

-No, I'm not. Buzz, come over here.

_________________________________

Tell the nice toys that you're...
that you're not dead.

_________________________________

(GASPS, SPUTTERS) Just a sec!
_________________________________

Buzz, will you get up here
and give me a hand?
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) That's very funny, Buzz.

_________________________________

-This is serious!

-REX: Hey, Woody! Where'd ya go?
_________________________________
MR. POTATO HEAD: He's lying.

Buzz ain't there.

_________________________________

Oh! Hi, Buzz!
_________________________________

Why don't you say hello
to the guys over there?
_________________________________

(AS BUZZ) Hiya, fellas!
To infinity and beyond!
_________________________________

Hey, look! It's Buzz!
_________________________________

Hey, Buzz, let's show the guys
our new secret best friends handshake.

_________________________________

Give me five, man!
_________________________________

Something's screwy here.

_________________________________

So you see we're friends now, guys.
Aren't we, Buzz?
_________________________________

(AS BUZZ) You bet.
Give me a hug.

_________________________________

Ho-ho! Boy, I love you too.

_________________________________

See? It is Buzz.

_________________________________

-Now give back the lights, Potato Head.

-Wait just a minute.

_________________________________

-What are you tryin' to pull?

-Nothing!
_________________________________

-(SCREAMING)

-(GROUP MURMURING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS, RETCHES)
_________________________________

-Oh, that is disgusting.

-Murderer!
_________________________________

-No! No, no, no, no, no!

-You murdering dog!
_________________________________

-It's not what you think. I swear!

-Save it for the jury.

_________________________________

I hope Sid pulls
your voice box out, ya creep.

_________________________________

No, no! No, no!
Don't leave! Don't leave!
_________________________________

Ya gotta help us, please! You don't
know what it's like over here!
_________________________________

Come on.
Let's get outta here.

_________________________________

Go back to your lives, citizens.
Show's over.

_________________________________
WOODY: Come back! Slink!

_________________________________

Slink! Please!
Please! Listen to me!
_________________________________

No! No! Come back!
_________________________________

Slinky!
_________________________________

(THUNDER RUMBLING)
_________________________________

(THUMPING, CLATTERING)
_________________________________

Buzz! Go away!
_________________________________

You disgusting freaks!
Aaah!
_________________________________

All right, back!
Back, you cannibals! Aah! Oof!
_________________________________

He is still alive, and you're
not gonna get him, you monsters!
_________________________________

What are you doin'?
_________________________________

Hey. Hey, they fixed you.

_________________________________

But-But they're cannibals.

_________________________________

We saw them eat
those other toys.

_________________________________

(QUACKS)
_________________________________

Uh, sorry. I-I-I thought
that you were gonna...

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) You know,
you know, eat my friend.

_________________________________
WOODY: Hey, no, no, wait, hey!

_________________________________

-What's wrong?

-SID'S MOM: Sid?
_________________________________
SID: Not now, Mom!

I'm busy!
_________________________________

-Sid! Buzz, come on!

-SID'S MOM: You left that door open.

_________________________________

Get up! Use your legs! Fine!
Let Sid trash you! But don't blame me!

_________________________________
It came!
It finally came!
_________________________________

Ha, ha!
_________________________________

"The Big One."
_________________________________

"Extremely dangerous.

_________________________________

"Keep out of reach of children."
_________________________________

Cool!
What am I gonna blow?
_________________________________

Man. Hey, where's
that wimpy cowboy doll?
_________________________________

(BUZZ BUZZING)
_________________________________

Yes. I've always wanted
to put a spaceman into orbit.

_________________________________

-(TAPE UNREELING)

-SID: Heh, heh.

_________________________________

Now. Yes.

_________________________________

(SINISTER CHUCKLE)
_________________________________

-(THUNDERCLAP)

-Oh, no!
_________________________________

(THUNDER RUMBLING)
_________________________________

Oh, man!
_________________________________

Sid Phillips reporting.

_________________________________

Launch of the shuttle
has been delayed
_________________________________

due to adverse weather
conditions at the launch site.

_________________________________

Tomorrow's forecast, sunny.

_________________________________

(SINISTER CHUCKLE)
Sweet dreams.

_________________________________

(FOOTFALLS APPROACHING)
_________________________________
ANDY'S MOM: I looked everywhere,
honey, but all I could find was your hat.

_________________________________

But what if we
leave them behind?
_________________________________

Oh, don't worry, honey.

_________________________________

I'm sure we'll find Woody and Buzz
before we leave tomorrow.

_________________________________

(DOOR CREAKS, CLOSES)
_________________________________
REX: (GASPS) I need air!

_________________________________

Will you quit movin' around?
_________________________________

I'm sorry. It's just that I get...
I get so nervous before I travel.

_________________________________

How did I get stuck
with you as a moving buddy?
_________________________________

Everyone else was picked.

_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________
BO PEEP: Oh, Woody.

_________________________________

If only you could see
how much Andy misses you.

_________________________________

(THUNDER RUMBLING)
_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________

(STRAINING)
_________________________________

Psst. Psst! Hey, Buzz!
_________________________________

Hey. Get over here and see if
you can get this toolbox off me.

_________________________________

Oh, come on, Buzz, I...

_________________________________

Buzz, I can't do this without you.
I need your help.

_________________________________

I can't help.
I can't help anyone.

_________________________________

Why, sure you can, Buzz.
You can get me outta here.

_________________________________

Then I'll get that rocket off you, and
we'll make a break for Andy's house.

_________________________________

Andy's house, Sid's house.
What's the difference?
_________________________________

Oh, Buzz. You've had a big fall.
You must not be thinking clearly.

_________________________________

No, Woody. For the first time
I am thinking clearly.

_________________________________

You were right all along.
I'm not a Space Ranger.

_________________________________

I'm just a toy, a stupid,
little, insignificant toy.

_________________________________

Whoa, hey, wait a minute.

_________________________________

Bein' a toy is a lot better
than bein' a, a Space Ranger.

_________________________________

-Yeah, right.

-No, it is.

_________________________________

Look, over in that house is a kid
who thinks you are the greatest.

_________________________________

And it's not because
you're a Space Ranger, pal.

_________________________________

It's because you're a toy.
You are his toy.

_________________________________

But why would Andy want me?
_________________________________

Why would Andy want you?
Look at you! You're a Buzz Lightyear.

_________________________________

Any other toy would give up
his moving parts just to be you.

_________________________________

You've got wings.
You glow in the dark. You talk!
_________________________________

Your helmet does
that, that, that whoosh thing.

_________________________________

You are a cool toy.

_________________________________

As a matter of fact,
you're too cool.

_________________________________

I mean, I mean, what chance
does a toy like me have
_________________________________

against a Buzz Lightyear
action figure?

_________________________________
All I can do is...

_________________________________
VOICE BOX:

There's a snake in my boots.
_________________________________

Why would Andy ever want
to play with me
_________________________________

when he's got you?
_________________________________

I'm the one that should be
strapped to that rocket.

_________________________________

(BIRDS CHIRPING)
_________________________________

Listen, Buzz, forget about me.

_________________________________

You should get outta here
while you can.

_________________________________

(CHIRPING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

(CLATTERING)
_________________________________

Buzz? What are you doin'?
I thought you were...

_________________________________

Come on, sheriff. There's a kid
over in that house who needs us.

_________________________________

Now let's get you out of this thing.
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Yes, sir!
_________________________________

-(STRAINING)

-Come on, Buzz. We can do it.

_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-(ENGINE APPROACHING)

_________________________________
Woody, it's the moving van.

_________________________________

We gotta get outta here now.

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Come on, Buzz.

_________________________________

All right. (GRUNTS)
_________________________________

-Hey, I'm out!

-Almost there.

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(SPUTTERS)
I want to ride the pony.

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-(SNORES)

-Phew.

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Woody? Woody?
Are you all right?

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I'm fine. I'm okay.

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(RINGING)
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(RINGING CONTINUES)
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(RINGING CONTINUES)
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(CLOCK CLATTERS ON FLOOR,
RINGING STOPS)
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Oh, yeah!
Time for lift-off! Whoo!

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To infinity and beyond!
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Whoo-hoo!
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(GROWLS, BARKS, SNARLING)
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-Aah! Back, back.

-(BARKS, YELPS)
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-Down, down!

-(BARKS)
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Okay, what do I do?
Come on, Woody. Think.

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(TOYS CLATTERING)
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Guys!
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No, no, no, no! Wait!
Wait. Listen, please.

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There's a good toy down there, and he's
gonna be blown to bits in a few minutes.

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All because of me.
We gotta save him.

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And, uh...
But I need your help.

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(TOY CREAKING)
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Please. He's my friend.

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And he's the only one I've got.

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(TAPPING MORSE CODE)
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-(TOY TRUMPETING)

-(TAPPING CONTINUES)
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Thank you.
Okay, I think I know what to do.

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We're gonna have
to break a few rules.

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But if it works,
it'll help everybody.

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(SIGHS)
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(POUNDING)
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SID: Houston to Mission Control.

Come in, Control.

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Launch pad is being constructed.

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-(GROWLS)

-WOODY: All right, listen up.

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I need Pump Boy here,
Ducky here.

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-Legs, you're with Ducky.

-(QUACKS)
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RollerBob and I don't move
'til we get the signal. Clear?

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-(QUACKS)

-Okay. Let's move!

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(BARKS)
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(BARKING CONTINUES)
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(QUACKS)
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Wind the frog.

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-(POP GOES THE WEASEL PLAYING)

-(DOG SNARLS)
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-(CHITTERS)

-(FROG REVS)

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(STRAINING)
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(BIRDS CHIRPING)
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-Wait for the signal.

-(FROG REVS)
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(QUACKS, MUTTERS)
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(MUTTERING)
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(BLUBBERS)
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-(RINGING)

-Go!
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-(GROWLS)

-(ENGINE REVVING)

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-(BARKS)

-All right, let's go!

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HANNAH: I'll get it!
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Now!
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-I'm coming. I'm coming.

-(RINGING CONTINUES)
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-(QUACKS)

-(BARKING CONTINUES)

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(BARKING)
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-(YELPS)

-Scud!
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-(LAUGHING)

-(SNARLS)

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-(BARKS)

-Stupid dog.

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(BARKING CONTINUES)

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Lean back!
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SID: Uh, Mission Control, is

the launch pad construction complete?
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Uh, roger. Rocket is now
secured to guide wire.

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We are currently obtaining
the ignition sticks.

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Countdown will commence
momentarily.

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-Stand by.

-Let's go.

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Hey, Ma! Where are the matches?
Oh, wait. Here they are. Never mind.

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Woody! Great!
Help me outta this thing.

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-Shh!

-What?
_________________________________

It's okay. Everything's under control.

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(WHISPERING) Woody,
what are you doing?
_________________________________

Houston. All systems are go.
Requesting permission to launch...

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Hey? How'd you get out here?
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Oh, well. You and I
can have a cookout later.

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(CHUCKLES)
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Houston, do we have
permission to launch?
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(IMITATING RADIO STATIC)
Uh, roger. Permission granted.

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You are confirmed
at "T" minus ten seconds.

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And counting.
Ten, nine,

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eight, seven, six,
_________________________________

five, four, three, two,
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one!
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WOODY'S VOICE BOX:

Reach for the sky!
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

This town ain't big enough
for the two of us.
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________

Somebody's poisoned the water hole.
_________________________________

-It's busted.

-Who are you callin' busted, buster?
_________________________________

-(WHIMPERS)

-That's right.

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-I'm talking to you, Sid Phillips.

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

We don't like bein' blown up, Sid,
_________________________________

or smashed or ripped apart.
_________________________________

-"We"?

-That's right! Your toys!

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Mama!
_________________________________

Mama!
_________________________________

Mama! Mama!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(SQUEAKS)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Aaah! (GASPS)
_________________________________

Aaah!
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-Mama!
_________________________________

From now on, you must take
good care of your toys!
_________________________________

Because if you don't,
we'll find out, Sid.
_________________________________

We toys can see everything.
_________________________________

So play nice.

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Aaah!
_________________________________

Ha-ha! We did it!
We did it! Ha-ha! Yes!
_________________________________

The toys!
The toys are alive!
_________________________________

N-Nice toy.
Aaah!
_________________________________

-(WHIMPERS)

-What's wrong, Sid?
_________________________________

-Don't you want to play with Sally?

-(SID SOBBING)
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Nice work, fellows.
Good job.

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Comin' out of the ground, what a touch.
That was a stroke of genius.

_________________________________

Woody.

_________________________________

-Thanks.

-(HORN HONKS)
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ANDY'S MOM:

Everybody say, "Bye, house!"
_________________________________

-Woody! The van!

-ANDY: Bye, house.

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(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

We gotta run! Thanks, guys!
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(CAR DOOR SLIDES CLOSED)
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(IGNITION STARTING)
_________________________________

-Quick!

-(GRUNTS)
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(ENGINE REVVING)

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Just go. I'll catch up.

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(GRUNTS)
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(TRUCK APPROACHING)
_________________________________

BOTH: Aaah!
_________________________________

Come on!
_________________________________

(GROWLS)
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-You can do it, Woody!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS) I got it! Woo-hoo-hoo!
_________________________________

-(SCUD BARKING)

-I made it.

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(GASPS)
_________________________________

Aaah! Get away,
you stupid dog! Down!
_________________________________

-Down! Aah! Aah!

-Hold on, Woody!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS) I can't do it.

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-(CLOTH RIPPING)

-Take care of Andy for me!
_________________________________

-No!

-(YELPS)
_________________________________

-Buzz!

-(SNARLING)
_________________________________

(SNARLING, BARKING)
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-(SCUD BARKING)
_________________________________

-Ow!

-Are we there already?
_________________________________

-Woody?

-How did you...?
_________________________________

-How'd he get here?

-Where have you...?
_________________________________

-What happened?

-Ow!
_________________________________

-What's goin' on?

-What's he takin'?
_________________________________

Aha! There you are!
_________________________________

-Hey. What's he doing?

-(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

-Aah!

-He's at it again!
_________________________________

-(BARKS)

-(HORN BEEPING)
_________________________________

-(BARKING)

-(ENGINE REVVING)
_________________________________

Ha, ha, ha!
_________________________________

-Get him!

-Come on!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(BARKING)
_________________________________

-(ROARS)

-Ah, ah, no, no!
_________________________________

(BARKS)
_________________________________

(BARKS)
_________________________________

No, no, no, no! Wait!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
_________________________________

-(BARKS)

-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
_________________________________

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
(GROANS)
_________________________________

(BARKS, PANTS)
_________________________________

-Pig pile!

-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Aaah!
_________________________________

(HORN HONKING,
TIRES SCREECHING)
_________________________________

-(BARKING)

-(HORNS HONKING)
_________________________________

WOMAN: Get outta that car!

MAN: Move it!
_________________________________

Whew.

_________________________________

No! Please!
You don't understand!
_________________________________

Buzz is out there.
We gotta help him.

_________________________________

-No!

-Toss him overboard!
_________________________________

No, no, no!
Wait! Aah!
_________________________________

-Hooray!

-So long, Woody!
_________________________________

-(SIGHS)

-(HORN HONKING)

_________________________________
Aah!
_________________________________

Oh! Woody!
_________________________________

-Oh! Well, thanks for the ride.

-Look out!
_________________________________

Aaah!
_________________________________

-Now let's catch up to that truck.

-(BEEPS)
_________________________________

(CHATTERING, LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Guys! Guys! Woody's riding R.C.

_________________________________

-What?

-And Buzz is with him!
_________________________________

-(HORN BEEPING)

-It is Buzz!
_________________________________

Woody was telling the truth.

_________________________________

-What have we done?

-Great! Now I have guilt.

_________________________________

We're almost there!
_________________________________

Rocky, the ramp!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Look out!
_________________________________

Quick! Hold onto my tail!
_________________________________

-Attaboy, Slink!

-Oh! Woody!
_________________________________

Woody! Speed up!
_________________________________

-Speed up!

-The batteries!
_________________________________

They're runnin' out!
_________________________________
SLINKY:

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
_________________________________

Whoa! Aah!
_________________________________
TIMON AND PUMBAA:

Hakuna Matata
_________________________________

What a wonderful phrase
_________________________________

-(GIGGLES)

-Aaah!
_________________________________

-I can't hold on much longer.

-Slink! Hang on!
_________________________________

-Aaah!

-Ouch!
_________________________________

(MOURNING DOVE COOING)
_________________________________

Great!
_________________________________

Woody! The rocket!
_________________________________

The match! Yes!
_________________________________

Thank you, Sid!
_________________________________

(CAR APPROACHING)
_________________________________

No! No, no! No!
_________________________________

No! Oh, no!
_________________________________

No, no, no, no, no,
_________________________________

no!
_________________________________

(SOBS) No!
_________________________________

-Woody! What are you doing?

-Hold still, Buzz!
_________________________________

-Ha-ha! Ha-ha!

-You did it!
_________________________________

Next stop, Andy!
_________________________________

Wait a minute. I just lit a rocket.
Rockets explode!
_________________________________

(LIPS FLAPPING)
_________________________________

I should have held on longer.

_________________________________

Look! Look! It's Woody
and Buzz comin' up fast!
_________________________________

Woody!
_________________________________
REX: Aah! Take cover!

_________________________________

Aaah! This is the part
where we blow up!
_________________________________

Not today!
_________________________________

(FIREWORKS CRACKLING)
_________________________________

Aaah!
_________________________________

Hey, Buzz!
You're flyin'!
_________________________________

This isn't flying.
This is falling with style.

_________________________________
WOODY: Ha-ha-ha!

_________________________________

To infinity and beyond!
_________________________________

Uh, Buzz, we missed the truck.

_________________________________

We're not aiming for the truck.

_________________________________

(THUDDING)
_________________________________

Hey, wow!
_________________________________

-ANDY'S MOM: What? What is it?

-Woody! Buzz!
_________________________________

Oh, great, you found them.
Where were they?

_________________________________
-Here in the car!

-See?
_________________________________

Now, what'd I tell you?
Right where you left 'em.

_________________________________

(GIGGLES)
_________________________________

-Which one can I open first?

-Let's let Molly open one.

_________________________________
SERGEANT:
Frankincense, this is Myrrh.

_________________________________

Hey, heads up, everybody.
It's show time.

_________________________________

Whoa! It's time!
_________________________________

Ohh! Oh, Bo.
_________________________________

There's got to be a less painful way
to get my attention.

_________________________________

Merry Christmas, sheriff.

_________________________________

-Say, isn't that mistletoe?

-Mm-hmm.

_________________________________

-Ooh!

-(KISSING SOUNDS, BO GIGGLES)
_________________________________

Maybe Andy will get another dinosaur.
Like a leaf eater.

_________________________________

That way I could play the,
uh, dominant predator.

_________________________________

Quiet, everyone! Quiet!
_________________________________
SERGEANT: Molly's first present
is Mrs. Potato Head.

_________________________________

Repeat, a Mrs. Potato Head.
_________________________________

Way to go, Idaho!
_________________________________

Gee, I'd better shave.

_________________________________

-(RADIO WHINING)

-SERGEANT: Come in, Frankincense.
_________________________________

Andy is now opening
his first present.
_________________________________

-It's... (STATIC)

-Buzz. Buzz Lightyear,
_________________________________

-you are not worried, are you?

-SERGEANT: I can't quite...
_________________________________

-Me? No, no. Pfft.

-SERGEANT: Make out...
_________________________________

No. No, no, no, no. Mm-mm.

_________________________________
SERGEANT: A large box... It's-It's-It's...

_________________________________

-Are you?

-(CHUCKLES) Now, Buzz,
_________________________________

what could Andy possibly get
that is worse than you?
_________________________________
ANDY ON MONITOR:

Oh, what is it? What is it?
_________________________________

-(PUPPY BARKING)

-ANDY: Wow! A puppy!
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

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(PANTING RAPIDLY)

_________________________________

(SIGHING LOUDLY)

_________________________________

I made it! My first day of class!

_________________________________

Uh, the school year's over, son.

You missed it.

_________________________________

Great.

_________________________________

(INHALES DEEPLY)

_________________________________

(PANTING RAPIDLY)
_________________________________

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