Copy of SpongeBob Movie 2015 script

The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water

Directed by: Paul Tibbitt
Produced by: Paul Tibbett, Mary Parent
Screenplay by: Jonathan Aibel, Glenn Berger
Story by: Stephen Hillenburg, Paul Tibbett
Based on: SpongeBob SquarePants by Stephen Hillenburg
Starring: Lori Alan, Carlos Alazraqui, Dee Bradley Baker, Antonio Banderas, Eric Bauza, Matt Berry, Clancy Brown, Rodger Bumpass, Mary Jo Catlett, Tim Conway, Eddie Deezen, Bill Fagerbakke, Mark Fite, Stephen Hillenburg, Sirena Irwin, Tom Kenny, Carolyn Lawrence, Mr. Lawrence, Riki Lindhome, Kate Micucci, Nolan North, Rob Paulsen, Kevin Michael Richardson, April Stewart, Cree Summer, Jill Talley, Paul Tibbitt, Billy West, Thomas F. Wilson
Music by: John Debney
Cinematography: Phil Meheux
Edited by: David Ian Salter
Production company: Walt Disney Pictures, Paramount Animation, Nickelodeon Movies, United Plankton Pictures
Distributed by: Paramount Pictures
Release dates: January 28, 2015 (Belgium/Netherlands), February 6, 2015 (North America)
DVD/Blu-Ray release date: June 2, 2015
Running time: 92 minutes
Country: United States
Language: English
Budget: $74 million
Box office: $311.6 million
MPAA Rating: PG: "Parental Guidance Suggested. Some Material May Not Be Suitable For Children." (for mild action and rude humor)
Rotten Tomatoes: Critic Score: 78% Certified Fresh. Average Rating: 6.5/10. Reviews Counted: 89. Fresh: 69. Rotten: 20. Critics Consensus: The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water won't win over many viewers who aren't fans of the show, but for the converted, it's another colorful burst of manic fun.
Aspect Ratio: 1.78:1
English Subtitles SDH: (WHITE)

(WALT DISNEY PICTURES: On a night sky background, we see a star, a la Pinocchio. Then, some clouds appear, a la Mary Poppins, and a pirate ship, a la Peter Pan. We then see the castle, a la Cinderella, done in CGI, while different fireworks are appearing. A circular line is drawn over the castle (in the same vein as the previous logo), then the castle enters many dots from the bottom of the screen to reveal "DiSNEY", in the post-1979 Disney script logo font, albeit slightly revised. The circular line is nearly staying visible on the logo)
(PARAMOUNT PICTURES: On a dark cloudy background, we see several stars flying towards us, a mirrored reference to the previous logo. As the third star flies towards us, we follow the star to reveal that we were looking at the reflection of a lake. We follow the stars as they skim the lake and create ripples. We continue to fly forward as a total of 22 stars line up and encircle the mountain ahead. Then the word "Paramount" zooms back to take its place on the mountain, which is situated on a cloudy sunset landscape. The 2010 Viacom fades in below)
(In the middle of the bright blue ocean, a pirate ship sat anchored just off the shore of a tiny desert island. BURGER BEARD, the captain of the ship, eagerly rowed a little wooden boat to the beach)
(The moment the tip of his boat touched the sand, he jumped out, carrying a map and his trusty sword)
(EXT. JUNGLE — DAY. Following the map, Burger Beard hacked his way through the thick jungle to the ruins of an ancient temple, avoiding booby traps)
Burger Beard: "Booby Traps"? (GRUNTS)
(At the far end of the temple, a dusty pirate skeleton sat on a magnificent throne, holding an old leather-bound book)
(While the skeleton was holding a book, the title card faded in: THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE: SPONGE OUT OF WATER)
(When he saw the book, Burger Beard's eyes lit up)
Burger Beard: Oh, there you are, my lovely.
(Dancing a happy jig, he made his way across the temple to the throne, avoiding giant spikes and poison darts. Then he cupped his ear and pretended to listen to the silent pirate skeleton)
Burger Beard: Hmm! What's that? Take the book? I don't mind if I do.
(He yanked the old book out of the skeleton's hand, and the skeleton collapsed into a pile of bones)
(But the pirate didn't notice. He was twirling around, hugging the book to his chest)
Burger Beard: (LAUGHS) At last, it is mine. Finally, you are mine.
(When he turned around, he saw the pirate skeleton! It had reassembled itself, and now it was waving its bony fists, challenging Burger Beard to a fight)
Burger Beard: All right. Let's do this. Bare knuckles. Bring it on, skinny. You don't scare me.
(CRACK! The skeleton landed a tremendous punch right on Burger Beard's chin, which sent him flying all the way back to his ship)
(EXT. SHIP — DAY. The seagulls were waiting)
Seagull 1: You got any sevens?
Seagull 2: Go fish.
(THUMP! The pirate landed hard on the deck)
(He bounced up and shook his fist at the island
Burger Beard: Is that all you got? (LAUGHING)
(He kissed the book one more time, weighed anchor, caught a good stiff wind, and sailed away)
(Satisfied with his course, Burger Beard hit the auto-pirate button on the ship's steering wheel and sat down in his reading chair. As he opened the ancient volume, several curious seagulls settled around him to listen)
Burger Beard: Man, this is way overdue.
(He began to read out loud)
Burger Beard: "Once upon a time, under the sea, there was a little town called Bikini Bottom. In this town, there was a place called The Krusty Krab, where folks would come to eat a thing called the Krabby Patty. Every greasy spoon has a fry cook, and the one who worked here was named SpongeBob SquarePants."
(The name of SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS, leads to the seagulls performing the SpongeBob SquarePants theme song)
SEAGULLS: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he
Burger Beard: Just hold it. Hold it.
(He was trying to calm them down)
Seagulls: SpongeBob SquarePants!
If nautical nonsense be something you wish
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
SpongeBob SquarePants!
(He then gets mad)
Burger Beard: (GROANS) Stop!
(As they hear this, the seagulls stop before they finish performing the song and are then shown disappointed. Burger Beard have his finger marking the page where he stopped reading)
Burger Beard: There's only one thing worse than talking birds, and that would be... Singing birds!
Seagull 3: Okay, I promise not to (SINGS) si-i-i-ng.
Kyle: (CLEARS THROAT)
(In the birdcage, there was a skeleton parrot band)
Dead Parrot 1: Take it from us.
Dead Parrot 2: He really does hate singing birds.
Seagull: (SQUAWKS AND FARTS)
Kyle: Just keep weading. Pwease, Mr. Piwate, sir.
Burger Beard: (GROANS) Come closer while I tell you the tale.
David: Okay, start reading.
Burger Beard: No. Not that close!
(He scares the seagull off as couple more seagulls come in to listen, then turns the page)
Burger Beard: All right, here we go.
(Burger Beard resumed reading)
(The KRUSTY KRAB with falling Krabby Patties)
Burger Beard: (V.O.) Now, SpongeBob loved his job as a fry cook...
SpongeBob: (LAUGHS)
(SpongeBob goes into the Krusty Krab)
Burger Beard: (V.O.) ...more than anything.
(SpongeBob happily polishes his snow globes before kissing one)
Burger Beard: (V.O.) And that is saying a lot because he loved everything!
(SpongeBob hugs his snail GARY)
Burger Beard: (V.O.) He loved his pet snail, Gary.
Gary: (MEOWS)
Burger Beard: (V.O.) He loved his best friend, Patrick.
(Gary poofs into PATRICK STAR before he giggles)
(SpongeBob makes his friends into bubbles)
Burger Beard: (V.O.) He loved blowing bubbles
(SpongeBob catches a jellyfish while falling off a cliff)
Burger Beard: (V.O.) and jellyfishing.
SpongeBob: Whee!
(SpongeBob happily makes Krabby Patties)
Burger Beard: (V.O.) He loved making Krabby Patties for the folks of Bikini Bottom
(Many Krabby Patties land on the customers' plates)
Burger Beard: (V.O.) just as much as they loved eating them
(The customers are enjoying their Krabby Patties together, including BUBBLE BASS, which his seat breaks)
Burger Beard: (V.O.) Why, you may ask, do they love this greasy little sandwich so much? Why did they eat them for breakfast, lunch, and dinner,
(A customer is eating a Krabby Patty while on a hospital bed and wearing a breathing mask)
Burger Beard: (V.O.) despite their doctor's warnings?
Dr. Gill Gilliam: He'll be gone in a week.
Evelyn: (SOBBING) Oh, Harold!
(She sadly bites into a Krabby Patty as the doctor does the same too, happily)
BURGR BEARD: Oh. It was a secret.
(A real-life Krabby Patty with many question marks in the background)
Burger Beard: (V.O.) No one was sure what was in these patties that made them so delicious. And, frankly, no one cared, except for Plankton.
(An embarrassed PLANKTON)
Plankton: Meh.
(A crowd Krusty Krab before zooming to an empty Chum Bucket)
Burger Beard: (V.O.) Plankton owned a restaurant right across the street from The Krusty Krab, where no one ate
(A disgusting chum pstty before Plankton appears from behind)
Burger Beard: (V.O.) because the food was really bad.
Plankton: Now, is that really necessary?
(The patty deflates a little)
(Plankton was wearing spy gear and tries to steal the formula)
BURGER BEARD: Plankton had made it his life's work to steal the recipe.
(Plankton was holding on to the handle of a safe while SpongeBob tried to vacuum him off it)
Plankton: (WHIMPERS) SpongeBob, please, let's talk about this!
(SpongeBob blows the vacuum thereafter)
Burger Beard: (V.O.) And SpongeBob was always there to protect it. But today, things would be different.
(EXT. THE KRUSTY KRAB — DAY. High above Bikini Bottom, a bomber plane flew toward the Krusty Krab. Behind the restaurant, SpongeBob tossed a bag into the trash bin just as his best friend, Patrick, walked up)
Patrick: Good morning, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Morning, Patrick! You here for your pre-lunch Krabby Patty?
Patrick: I'm getting two today. One for me and one for my friend.
SpongeBob: Oh. Have I met this friend?
(Patrick used both hands to squish his belly to look like a big mouth. He moved his hands to make the "mouth" talk)
Patrick: "You know me, SpongeBob."
(The two pals laughed)
SpongeBob: Enjoy, Patrick's tummy.
(Up above the Krusty Krab, the bomber plane dropped a huge jar of tartar sauce. As the gigantic jar fell, it made a whistling sound)
(Meanwhile, in front of the Krusty Krab, the owner, MR. KRABS, was happily counting the customers who were lining up to spend their money. He was too busy counting to notice the whistle of the falling jar)
Krabs: Thirteen, fourteen, fifteen...
(SpongeBob went over to his boss)
SpongeBob: Hey, Mr. Krabs, I thought we got our tartar sauce delivery on Thursday.
(Mr. Krabs stopped counting)
Krabs: (puzzled) Tartar...
(SPLAT! The giant jar hit the ground and exploded, covering everyone and everything with tartar sauce!)
Krabs: Sauce?
(Tartar sauce dripped off his nose and claws)
(Overheard, the pilot of the bomber plane circled around to see the damage he had done. Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob heard a familiar voice yell:)
PLANKTON: Bull's-eye! (LAUGHING)
(The plane flew off)
SpongeBob: Plankton!
(He recognized the evil laugh right away)
Krabs: So it's a food fight he wants, eh?
(Plankton piloted his bomber plane toward the Krusty Krab for another attack)
Plankton: Welcome to Air Plankton. Please put your seat backs and tray tables up as we're now approaching our final destination.
(Up on the roof of the Krusty Krab, a giant antiaircraft gun rose into position. SpongeBob and Patrick, wearing their battle helmets, worked the gun)
SpongeBob: Okay, Patrick, load the potatoes!
(Patrick held up a plate full of steaming potatoes)
Patrick: Mashed or scalloped, sir?
SpongeBob: No, Patrick. Raw.
Patrick: Sir, yes, sir!
(He dropped the plate of cooked potatoes, picking up a bag of raw potatoes, and poured them into the antiaircraft gun)
Patrick: Locked and loaded!
(INT. OFFICE, THE KRUSTY KRAB — DAY. Mr. Krabs opened his safe and placed the Krabby Patty secret formula inside)
Krabs: Don't worry, little formuler, you'll be safe in this, uh, safe.
(He slammed the door closed, twirled the dial, and grabbed a microphone)
Krabs: Fire!
(EXT. THE KRUSTY KRAB — DAY. On the roof, SpongeBob pulled the trigger. BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! The antiaircraft gun fired whole potatoes at Plankton's fighter plane)
Plankton: Potatoes?
(He saw them coming straight at him. He pulled the stick to the right, swerving the plane out of the way, and headed toward the Krusty Krab)
SpongeBob: He's closing in!
(Patrick peered through a pair of binoculars...which he was holding backward)
Patrick: I think we have a few minutes before he gets here.
(SpongeBob reached up and flipped the binoculars around)
Patrick: (GASPS) He's right on top of us!
(SpongeBob kept firing the big gun, but the propellers of Plankton's plane shredded the potatoes into French fries, sending them flying down towards SANDALS)
Sandals: Hey, it's raining fries!
Plankton: It's gonna take a lot more than potatoes to bring this baby down.
(But just then, the potatoes knocked the wings off his plane)
Plankton: Or maybe not.
(The plane plummeted to the ground and crashed. WHAM!)
(SpongeBob and Patrick celebrated on the roof with a victory dance)
Patrick: Whoo!
(Then SpongeBob spotted something floating gently through the sky: a parachute)
SpongeBob: Wait a minute, Patrick, look! He's got a tank!
(Dangling from the parachute was tank)
(INT. TANK — DAY. Plankton loaded a pickle as ammunition and manned the controls)
Plankton: Well, Krabs, you're certainly in a pickle now! (LAUGHS EVILLY)
(The tank shot the pickle at the Krusty Krab. It hit the restaurant and exploded, blowing SpongeBob and Patrick off the roof. They screamed as they fell and hit the ground)
Sandals: Hey, it's raining pickles! (LAUGHS) Now it's raining...
(The tank lands on Sandals)
Sandals: Tanks.
Plankton: You're welcome!
(The tank drives away)
(SpongeBob and Patrick stood up, breathing hard)
Patrick: Finland.
(They saw the tank rolling closer)
(SpongeBob frantically cranked a field radio and shouted into it)
SpongeBob: You orders, sir!
(The Texas squirrel named SANDY CHEEKS looks at a menu at the drive-thru)
Sandy: I'll have two Krabby Patties-extra ketchup, extra mustard, and hold the mayo.
SpongeBob: Wrong channel!
(He cranked a field radio again)
SpongeBob: Your orders, sir!
(INT. OFFICE, THE KRUSTY KRAB — DAY. Mr. Krabs answered)
Krabs: Extra ketchup! Extra mustard! Hold the mayo!
SpongeBob: Yes, sir!
(He hoists giant squeeze bottles onto his shoulders)
SpongeBob: Extra ketchup! Extra mustard!
(Patrick lifted a giant jar of mayo over his head)
Patrick: (GRUNTS) Hold the mayo!
(His arms shook with the effort of holding the huge jar over his head. He and SpongeBob watched as the tank rolled closer and closer...)
(Finally, their radio crackled)
Krabs: Unleash the condiments!
SpongeBob: With relish. (YELLS)
(He shot ketchup and mustard at Plankton's tank repeatedly before they run out, making fart noises)
SpongeBob: Excuse me.
(He and Patrick laugh before SpongeBob gets another set of ketchup and mustard and does the same thing)
(Sandy calls through the window)
Sandy: Hello? Hello? Guess y'all don't want my money.
Krabs: Money?
(He quickly snatches Sandy's money and gives her the food)
Krabs: Thank you! Come again! (quickly closes the window)
(As the tank just kept on coming, firing exploding pickles at the Krusty Krab, Patrick starts getting tired)
Patrick: I can't hold the mayo any longer!
(Patrick heaved the gaint jar of mayo right in front of the tank. CRASH!)
Plankton: Mayo? Well, it's going to take a lot more than mayo to stop...
(BOOM! The tank ran into the mayo and exploded, sending globs of white goo flying everywhere)
(SpongeBob was carefully watching the wreckage of Plankton's tank. He saw movement)
SpongeBob: Now what?
(SpongeBob watched in horror as a giant metal robot rose from the smoldering ashes of the tank. Plankton was working the robot's controls from a seat inside its head, He laughed a long, loud evil laugh and pushed on a control stick. The robot stomped forward. BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! The ground shook with every step the giant robot took)
(Patrick stared up at the robot)
Patrick: I just remembered, I don't work for Mr. Krabs!
(He ran off)
(SpongeBob dropped the helmet and sprinted for the front door of the Krusty Krab)
SPONGEBOB: Robot! Robot! Robot! Giant robot!
(INT. OFFICE, THE KRUSTY KRAB — DAY. Mr. Krabs was staring at the closed door. He could hear the thundering steps of the robot coming closer. He could also hear SpongeBob)
SpongeBob: Robot! Robot!
(SpongeBob burst into the office and slammed the door shut behind him)
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, Plankton's here and he's got a giant robot!
Krabs: Quick, boy, bar the door!
(SpongeBob shoved a flimsy chair under the doorknob)
SpongeBob: Got it!
(The robot burst through the door and the wall surrounding it. SMASH! It flattened SpongeBob and stomped right up to Mr. Krabs)
Plankton: I'll take one secret formula...
Krabs: (SCREAMS)
Plankton: ...to go.
(The robot's big mechanical hand reached toward Mr. Krabs, who cowered and groaned, until suddenly...)
(...the robot sputtered and froze)
(SpongeBob peeled himself off the floor and stood up, wondering what the robot was doing)
(Inside the robot's head, Plankton stared at a gauge. The needle pointed to E)
Plankton: Oh, barnacles. I'm out of gas?
(He opened a little door, climbed out of the robot's head, and walked down its extended arm to Mr. Krabs)
Plankton: I'm not through yet. I've got something that will make you hand over that formula. Something you can't resist.
(Plankton whipped out his wallet)
Krabs: (GASPS) Money!
Plankton: Yes!
(Swaggering over his long-awaited victory, Plankton opened his wallet)
(It was empty)
(Plankton's eye bulged in disbelief)
Plankton: Huh? That's... That's... That's impossible! Well, it was full of money just last week.
(He thought hard about where all his money could possibly have gone)
Plankton: And then I bought that airplane and built that tank.
(Mr. Krabs chuckled)
KRABS: Sounds to me like someone's just a wee bit broke!
(Plankton shrugged)
Plankton: Well, Krabs, I guess you've won. I've spent every penny I've ever made trying to put you out of business.
(He pulled out a single penny)
Plankton: Except this one. My last penny. (CRYING) Besides, what can I do with one measly cent anyway?
(Mr. Krabs looked at the penny and licked his lips)
Krabs: You could give it to me. Just a suggestion.
(Plankton stared at his last penny. He closed his eye and sighed)
Plankton: Here, take it.
(He tossed the penny to Mr. Krabs, who caught it with one eager claw. Mr. Krabs kissed the penny. Then he opened his safe, tossed the penny inside)
(Plankton began to sob)
Plankton: You've taken everything else. Why not? (SOBBING)
(Huge tears flowed from Plankton's single eye)
(INT. DINING AREA, THE KRUSTY KRAB — DAY. Mr. Krabs picked him up and carried him out of his office, stopping in the restaurant's dining area. SpongeBob followed his boss)
(Mr. Krabs holds Plankton in his big claw)
Krabs: Well, Plankton, like a reheated Krabby Patty, you've been foiled again.
(He dropped the tiny villain onto the floor)
SpongeBob: I guess this means the secret formula is safe forever, right, Mr. Krabs?
Krabs: It sure does, boy.
(Plankton let out a big sigh)
Krabs: Why don't you scurry along?
(He and the other customers laughed. Plankton gave another sob, hung his little green head, and slunk out of the Krusty Krab)
Krabs: Thanks for coming! Have a nice day!
(BUBBLE TRANSITION to:)
(MOMENTS LATER. Outside, Plankton walked over to a signpost, leaned his forehead against it, and wept)
(A little while later, Mr. Krabs watched Plankton through a telescope. He was still leaning against the signpost)
KRABS: He's been out there crying for 20 minutes. Pathetic.
(He peered through the telescope, then snapped it shut)
Krabs: I'm just going to go out there and gloat a little.
(Humming a happy tune, Mr. Krabs hurried out the front door)
(INT. SAFE, OFFICE — DAY. Meanwhile, inside the safe in Mr. Krabs's office, Plankton's last penny was doing something unusual for a coin)
(It was moving)
(The penny wiggled, stood on edge, rolled, and suddenly popped open. Hidden inside the penny was...PLANKTON!)
(He laughed and spoke into a tiny microphone hidden inside the penny)
Plankton: Cyclops to Laptop. Come in, Laptop.
(INT. THE CHUM BUCKET — DAY. In the Chum Bucket, Plankton's computer wife, KAREN, was playing solitaire on her screen. She heard her husband)
Karen: "Laptop." You do realize that nickname is demanding? I have twice the processing power of a lap top.
(INT. SAFE, OFFICE — DAY. Plankton answered in code)
Plankton: (WHISPERING) Never mind. Maintain radio silence.
(He looked around the inside of Mr. Krabs's safe and spotted the Krabby Patty secret formula rolled up and corked in a bottle)
Plankton: (LAUGHS) Finally!
(He was about to grab the bottle when he noticed it was sitting on a metal plate)
Plankton: A pressure plate, eh, Krabs? Amateur hour.
(INT. OFFICE, THE KRUSTY KRAB — DAY. Plankton opened the door to the safe and cautiously looked around Mr. Krabs's office)
Plankton: Hmm.
(Then he saw a ship in a bottle on Mr. Krabs's desk)
Plankton: Perfect!
(He yanked the miniature ship out of the bottle and tossed it in the trash. After finding a pad of paper and a pencil, he quickly scribbled a fake formula, tore out the page and rolled it up, then shoved it in the bottle)
(Plankton pushed the cork back in the bottle and admired his work)
Plankton: Not a bad likeness. Good enough to fool that idiot Krabs.
(INT. SAFE, OFFICE — DAY. Back in the safe, Plankton carefully slid the fake formula bottle onto the pressure plate, simultaneously easing off the real bottle)
Plankton: Easy, easy.
(He worked. After a moment, he'd done it: the fake formula bottle was on the pressure plate, and the real formula bottle was in his dishonest hand!)
(INT. DINING AREA, THE KRUSTY KRAB — DAY. In the dining area, SpongeBob was using the telescope to watch Mr. Krabs outside. His boss was gleefully dancing around around the sobbing Plankton)
(As he danced, Mr. Krabs sang a little song)
Krabs: (MOCKINGLY) Plankton's broke! Ooh-ooh.
SPONGEBOB: Look at Mr. Krabs go. I've never seen him gloat this hard before.
(EXT. THE KRUSTY KRAB — DAY. Mr. Krabs stopped dancing and laughed)
Krabs: Hey, well, Plankton, me bunions are telling me it's time to stop gloating.
(He picked up Plankton, who was still sobbing)
(He noticed what looked like a loose thread)
Krabs: Huh? Looks like you're falling apart at the seams.
(When Mr. Krabs pulled on the thread, Plankton's skin unraveled, revealing metal underneath. It wasn't Plankton he was holding. It was a tiny Plankton robot!)
Plankton Robot: Poor me. Sob, sob.
Krabs: A robot?
(INT. OFFICE, THE KRUSTY KRAB — DAY. Inside the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob walked into Mr. Krabs's office and saw... the open safe!)
SpongeBob: (GASPS) Plankton?
(Startled, Plankton whirled around, knocking the fake formula bottle off the pressure plate with the real formula bottle. An alarm sounded. WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP!)
Plankton: Uh-oh. That ain't good.
(A computer voice came over a loudspeaker)
FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE: Initiating lockdown sequence.
(EXT. THE KRUSTY KRAB — DAY. Mr. Krabs heard the alarm go off)
Krabs: Me formuler!
(Mr. Krabs ran to the front door)
(INT. THE KRUSTY KRAB — DAY. The lockdown sequence had begun. Metal shudders slammed down around every part of the restaurant. SLAM! SLAM! SLAM! The big sheets of metal surrounded Squidward's work station)
Squidward: Huh?
(Another metal shutter slammed into place)
Squidward: Ow!
(Metal shutters closed off the kitchen, the bathrooms, and even the customers' food so no one could possibly escape from the restaurant)
(EXT. THE KRUSTY KRAB — DAY. Mr. Krabs watched a heavy metal shutter cover the front doors)
(He ran as fast as he could)
Krabs: No, no, no!
(But he was too late. The last shutter closed. SLAM!)
Krabs: No! Squidward! Open up!
(The Plankton robot picked itself up and started to dance)
Plankton Robot: Ha-ha, victory dance. Boo-ya.
(INT. OFFICE, THE KRUSTY KRAB — DAY. SpongeBob and Plankton were struggling over the bottle that held the Krabby Patty secret formula)
SpongeBob: (PANTING) Give me that!
Plankton: Come on, SpongeBob, join me! And we'll be rich and powerful, until I eventually betray you.
(He realized what he'd said)
Plankton: (STAMMERING) Uh, join me!
(SpongeBob shook his head, violently)
SpongeBob: No! Never! I'm on Team Krabs for life!
(INT. THE KRUSTY KRAB — DAY. Mr. Krabs used all the strength he could muster to force the metal shutters open. He burst through the front door)
Krabs: Plankton!
(INT. OFFICE, THE KRUSTY KRAB — DAY. SpongeBob and Plankton were still trying to pull the formula bottle away from each other. They tugged. They strained. They yanked with all their might)
(Suddenly, the bottle vanished into thin air!)
(SpongeBob's mouth hung open)
SpongeBob: What? Where'd it go?
PLANKTON: Wait a minute. Molecular deconstruction? I proved that to be a scientific impossibility seven times!
SPONGEBOB: Wait a minute. I think I forget to empty Gary's litter box today.
(Mr. Krabs dashed in. He immediately saw that the safe was open and Plankton was standing there. The REAL Plankton—not a robot)
Krabs: Where's me formuler, Plankton?
(Plankton raised his tiny hands and shrugged)
Plankton: I... I don't know! It just disappeared!
Krabs: Why should I believe you, you lying liar?
(SpongeBob stepped forward)
SpongeBob: Normally, I'd agree with you, Mr. Krabs, but this time he's telling the truth. It just vanished!
Plankton: It's true! (GASPS)
(Mr. Krabs wasn't buying it. He grabbed Plankton and taped him to his desk. SpongeBob watched his boss, looking worried)
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, I'm telling you he's innocent!
Plankton: What are you going to do, Krabs? Pour hot oil on me? Or put bamboo shoots under my nails?
(Mr. Krabs shook his head)
Krabs: (seriously) No. Knock, knock.
(Plankton grinned)
Plankton: Knock-knock jokes? I can do this all day, Krabs.
Krabs: Knock, knock.
Plankton: Oh, boy. Who's there?
Krabs: Jimmy.
Plankton: Jimmy who?
Krabs: Jimmy back my formuler, Plankton!
(Plankton looked confused)
Plankton: Well, that's stupid, but how is it torture?
Krabs: (CHUCKLES) You'll see.
(He put on soundproof headphones)
(SpongeBob was thinking hard)
SpongeBob: (to himself) "Jimmy back my formula"? Hmm. Oh! I get it!
(He started to laugh his high, annoying laugh)
SpongeBob: (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)
Plankton: (SCREAMING)
(He kept laughing. And laughing. And laughing)
Plankton: Oh, make it stop, Krabs! Make it stop!
(But Mr. Krabs just stood there wearing his headphones. And SpongeBob kept laughing)
SpongeBob: (CONTINUES LAUGHING)
Plankton: (CONTINUES SCREAMING)
(As SpongeBob continued to laugh at the knock-knock joke, Squidward opened the door to the office. Behind him, a throng of angry customers scowled and complained)
Squidward: Mr. Krabs?
(But Mr. Krabs couldn't hear him because of his headphones. And SpongeBob was still laughing as Plankton writhed in psychological pain)
Squidward: SpongeBob, zip it!
(SpongeBob immediately stopped laughing)
(Plankton looked immensely relieved)
Plankton: (GROANS) Thank you, Squidward.
(Squidward ignored Plankton's apology)
Squidward: The customers are getting restless! They're asking for refunds. (ECHOES) Refunds.
(To Mr. Krabs, "refund" was such a horrible, terrifying word that he could hear it even through his sound-proof headphones)
Krabs: (COUGHS) Refunds?
(Sure enough, the customers were chanting...)
CUSTOMERS: (CHANTING) Refund! Refund!
(...like a mob of zombies)
(Mr. Krabs grabbed SpongeBob by his skinny arms)
Krabs: Listen up, boy. Get in there and make some customers some Krabby Patties!
(He hustled SpongeBob out of his office and shoved him through the kitchen door. Then he hurried back to his office)
Krabs: All right, Plankton...
(But when he looked at his desk, he saw that Plankton was GONE!)
Krabs: Huh?
(He had used his strongest tape to hold Plankton down)
(INT. KITCHEN, THE KRUSTY KRAB — DAY. SpongeBob opens up the patty vault)
SpongeBob: (SCREAMS LIKE A GIRL)
(Mr. Krabs ran to see what was wrong. When he burst into the kitchen, he found his fry cook staring into the freezer)
Krabs: SpongeBob! What's wrong, boy?
(The he looked into the freezer himself)
Krabs: (SCREAMS LIKE A GIRL)
(It was empty)
Krabs: We're out of Krabby Patties?
(SpongeBob started to sweat despite the cold air pouring out of the freezer)
SpongeBob: How can we make more Krabby Patties without the secret formula?
(Mr. Krabs paced around the kitchen, concentrating)
Krabs: You've got to have that formuler memorized by now!
(SpongeBob reminded him)
SpongeBob: But as you are aware, sir, the employee handbook clearly states, and I quote, (reading) "No employee may, in part or in whole, commit the Krabby Patty secret formula to any recorded written or visual form, including memories, dreams, and/or needlepoint."
Krabs: (WAILING) Curse you, fine print!
(INT. DINING AREA, THE KRUSTY KRAB — DAY. The crowd of hungry customers was still chanting, picking up the order boat)
CUSTOMERS: (CHANTING) Refund! Refund! Refund!
(Mr. Krabs burst into the dining room)
Krabs: (O.S.) Stop!
(Everyone stops and the customers drop the order boat)
Krabs: I'm not your enemy!
(He holds a "WANTED" sign with a picture of Plankton on it)
Krabs: Plankton is your enemy!
Squidward: So is he an anemone or a plankton?
(DRUM PLAYS RIMSHOT)
Mrs. Puff: Well, someone had to do it.
SpongeBob: (STAMMERS) But Mr. Krabs...
(Mr. Krabs flipped the paper to show a Krabby Patty on it)
Krabs: He took this from you!
(The customers gasp)
Fred: Krabby Patty...
Sandals: I can almost taste it.
SpongeBob: Uh, Mr. Krabs, Plankton didn't take the secret formula.
Krabs: (throwing the paper away) Not now, SpongeBob!
(Patrick sits at a table, catching the paper)
Patrick: Hey! I ordered a double Krabby Patty!
Krabs: So join me! Help get the formuler back, and I'll give each and every one of you a free Krabby Patty!
(The customers cheer)
Krabs: Oh, no! Wait! Even better, a slight discount!
(The customers groan, then they, along with Mr. Krabs, angrily run out of the Krusty Krab, chanting)
Krabs: To the Chum Bucket!
(SpongeBob was left standing alone in the Krusty Krab)
SpongeBob: But he didn't do it.
(INT. THE CHUM BUCKET — DAY. Plankton was telling Karen what had happened)
PLANKTON: I had it right in my greedy little mitts, and then... Poof! And now it's gone. Gone forever. Oh, I was so close to gaining the people's respect-slash-fear.
Karen: Um, Plankton?
Plankton: Oh, when will my frustration-slash-humiliation end?
Karen: Plankton?
Plankton: Not now, hon! Im'm ranting-slash-raving. All right, what is it?
Karen: Well, I was trying to tell you there's an angry mob outside. But now they're inside.
(The mob burst into his restaurant, led by Mr. Krabs)
Plankton: Oh. (YELPS)
(Mr. Krabs grabbed Plankton)
CROWD: Hmm?
Karen: I just work here.
(EXT. BIKINI BOTTOM — DAY. Mr. Krabs carried Plankton outside)
Krabs: We'd like to have a word with you!
(Mr. Krabs roughly threw Plankton to the ground. Squidward, the starving customers, and Karen gathered around)
Plankton: (CHUCKLES) You all look very hungry. Can I get anybody a Chum Burger?
(Mr. Krabs leaned over Plankton and pointed him)
KRABS: Enough with the niceties, Plankton! This is the last time I'm going to ask you. Where is me formuler?
(Plankton tried to scoot away from his enemy)
Plankton: I told you, Krabs, I don't have it.
Krabs: Wrong answer.
(He lifted his foot to stomp Plankton)
SPONGEBOB: Stop!
(Mr. Krabs hesitated and looked around. He saw his fry cook. And he looked mad)
SpongeBob: All right, Mr. Krabs, let me get in on this. (GROWLS)
(Then he angrily walked over to Plankton, pushing up his short white sleeves)
(Plankton looked confused)
Plankton: What's going on around here?
SpongeBob: You may want to step back a little, Mr. Krabs. This could get messy.
Krabs: Let's hope so.
(SpongeBob leaned over and shoved his face close to Plankton's)
SpongeBob: So you won't talk, eh, Plankton? I didn't want to have to do this.
(He pulled out a bottle of bubble solution, unscrewed the cap, and removed the wand. Then he expertly dipped the wand in the soapy liquid)
SpongeBob: Plankton, here comes the pain.
Krabs: Soap, in the eye, eh? Diabolical!
(SpongeBob took a deep breath and pursed his lips. Plankton held up his tiny hands)
Plankton: No! Stop! Don't!
(SpongeBob blew a large, shiny bubble that surrounded Plankton completely. Mr. Krabs looked puzzled)
Krabs: Wait. That didn't look painful.
(SpongeBob turned to Mr. Krabs)
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, you may not understand what I'm about to do today, but somebody we'll look back
(He jumped inside the bubble with Plankton)
SpongeBob: and have a good laugh.
(As Mr. Krabs and the angry mob watched in disbelief, SpongeBob and Plankton floated up into the sky in their bubble)
Krabs: Wait a minute.
Angry Customer #1: Hey, they're getting away!
(SpongeBob called down from the rising bubble)
SpongeBob: Sorry, Mr. Krabs!
(Mr. Krabs shook his fist up at SpongeBob)
Krabs: So, you've been running a long con on me, eh? All these years you've been working for Plankton!
Paco: They're in cahoots!
Krabs: Yeah, I guess that's a short way of saying it.
(Then he jabbed his claw up toward the floating bubble)
Krabs: Stop that bubble!
(He and the mob ran after the bubble on the ground. They even launched one customer at the bubble. He hit it and held on for dear life)
Customer: Please tell me there's something soft below me.
BOTH: Mmm, nope.
(He fell off, screaming)
KRABS: SpongeBob!
(The bubble disappear into the distance)
Krabs: Oh. You were like an underpaid son to me. I would've expected Squidward to stab me in the back.
(At the sound of his name, Squidward woke from a brief snooze)
Squidward: (SNORING) Huh? What? Huh?
Krabs: But SpongeBob? Me most trusted employee? (deep breath) Working with me sworn enemy? You know what this means, Mr. Squidward.
Squidward: (hopefully) We get the rest of the day off?
Krabs: No! This be but a harbinger of what I fear lies ahead. For you. For me. For all of Bikini Bottom! The Krabby Patty is what ties us all together! Without it, there will be a complete breakdown of social order. A war of all against all! Dark times are ahead. Dark times indeed!
(Squidward scrunched up his face)
Squidward: Seriously? Aren't you overreacting a bit?
(But when he looked around, Squidward saw that Bikini Bottom had already erupted into flames. People were looting stores and fighting each other over scraps of food. The town had become a violent, ugly place. And Squidward and Mr. Krabs themselves were suddenly wearing leather outfits that made them look tough)
Krabs: (dramatically) Welcome to the apocalypse, Mr. Squidward. I hope you like leather.
SQUIDWARD: I prefer suede.
(EXT. SHIP — DAY. Surrounded by attentive seagulls, Burger Beard read from the old book he'd stolen. He held it open to a picture of Bikini Bottom in flames)
BURGER BEARD: And so Bikini Bottom became an apocalyptic cesspool forevermore.
(He snapped the book shut)
Burger Beard: The end.
(He stands up and stretches, flexing his bones)
(The seagulls were very upset)
Kyle: Wait a minute. That's a terrible ending.
David: Oh, this is bad. Really bad.
Seagull: What? What?
David: SpongeBob's in trouble and the story's over?
Andy: (banging his head with a bell repeatedly) Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.
(The others freak out)
SEAGULL 1: Hey, call a therapist!
SEAGULL 2: I have anxiety!
(SEAGULL 3 SOBBING)
(Humming and singing to himself, Burger Beard strolled over to the ship's wheel and steered)
(HENRY, another seagull landed on Burger Beard's steering wheel)
Henry: There is no way that that's the end of this story.
Burger Beard: (SCOFFS) Of course it is. I'll show you. Just turn around.
Henry: Oh, all right.
(Henry turned, and Burger Beard plucked a feather from its tail)
Henry: (GROANS) Hey! I need that to fly, you jerk.
(Burger Beard dipped the point of the feather in black ink and wrote:)
Burger Beard: "The End"!
(THE END! in his book)
(Fake end credits roll: MAIN CAST (IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE), Tom Kenny — SpongeBob, Bill Fagerbakke — Patrick, Rodger Bumpass — Squidward, Mr. Lawrence — Plankton, Clancy Brown — Mr. Krabs, Carolyn Lawrence — Sandy, Jill Talley — Karen)
HENRY: That's not the ending!
(Not wanting the story to end, Henry tried to pull the book out of his hands, making the fake end credits stop by ripping itself back to the scene)
Burger Beard: (GRUNTS) Of course it is!
Henry: Unhand that book!
Burger Beard: You let go of that!
Henry: Let go, you numbskull!
(He accidentally tore loose the page that Burger Beard had written on)
(The pirate scrambled to grab back the torn page, but he slipped and fell on the deck. KLUNK!)
Andy: You better keep reading, Mr. Pirate,
(He and other seagulls aim their butts at Burger Beard)
Andy: or else!
(Henry flapped its wings and flew off the ship with the page in its beak. Then it dropped the sheet into the water)
Henry: I know I shouldn't be littering, but that ending was rubbish! (LAUGHING) Rubbish! (LAUGHS)
(The page with THE END on it slowly sank into the briny depths...)
(EXT. BIKINI BOTTOM — DAY. In Bikini Bottom, things had gone from bad to worse. Chaos reigned everywhere. Lawlessness ruled the streets. Fires, robbery, people bumping into each other without saying "Excuse me"—you name it)
(INT. DINING AREA, THE KRUSTY KRAB — DAY. Somehow Patrick didn't notice. He strolled into the Krusty Krab)
Patrick: Good morning, Squidward. I'll have the usual.
(A fiery boat crashes in the Krusty Krab)
Patrick: With cheese.
(Squidward shook his head. He couldn't believe Patrick hadn't heard the news)
Squidward: We're out of Krabby Patties right now!
Patrick: (stepping out slowly) No Krabby Patties? No!
(He turns himself into a post-apocalyptic version of himself)
(EXT. BIKINI BOTTOM — DAY. SpongeBob peered through the bubble as it flew over his hometown)
SpongeBob: Look what's become of Bikini Bottom. We've really gotta get that formula back.
Plankton: Hmm. Get the secret formula, you say? Excuse me, I need a moment.
(He turned away from SpongeBob and talked to himself)
Plankton: With that formula, I could rule the world! (LAUGHING EVILLY) (CLEARS THROAT)
(Then he turned back to SpongeBob)
SpongeBob: You know I can hear you, right?
Plankton: Well, what do we do now?
SpongeBob: Now we work together. You know, teamwork.
(Plankton looked as though he had absolutely no idea what SpongeBob was talking about)
Plankton: What's, uh, 'tee-am work"?
(SpongeBob gently corrected him)
SpongeBob: No, Plankton, teamwork.
Plankton: Tee-am work.
SpongeBob: Teamwork.
Plankton: Tie-'em work.
SpongeBob: Teamwork.
Plankton: Tie 'em up!
(SpongeBob sighed)
SpongeBob: Say "team," like a sports...
Plankton: Team.
SpongeBob: Team. Now say "work."
Plankton: Work.
SpongeBob: Put them together. What do you got?
Plankton: Time bomb work.
SpongeBob: Getting better!
(EXT. TREE DOME — DAY. Sandy sat down to watch TV and eat a Krabby Patty she'd been saving. An anchorman came on the screen)
News Anchor: (On TV) Now, Bikini Bottom Action News!
(Sandy heard a strange noise above her. She looked up and saw Patrick stuck to the outside of her tree dome, staring at her Krabby Patty and drooling)
Sandy: (GASPS) Oh, hey, Patrick!
(Patrick had his tongue stuck to the dome's glass)
Patrick: Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty! (WHIMPERS)
(When Sandy started to take a bite, Patrick pulled his tongue off the glass)
Patrick: Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty, Krabby... (WHIMPERS)
(Sandy tried to take a bite of her sandwich each time)
Patrick: Krabby Patty, Krabby... (WHIMPERS) Krabby Patty... (WHIMPERS) Krabby... (WHIMPERS)
(Finally, she shoved the whole Krabby Patty into her mouth at once. Patrick screamed, slid off the glass, and wondered away miserably)
Patrick: Krabby! (SOBBING) Come on, tummy, it's gonna be a long day.
(On the TV)
NEWS ANCHOR: We interrupt your regular program for an important news bulletin.
(Reporter PERCH PERKINS appeared on the screen holding a microphone)
Perch Perkins: Perch Perkins reporting live from downtown Bikini (YELPS) (ducking as a boatmobile flew by his head) Bottom. Complete chaos here today as our town attempts to deal with a sudden and complete shortage of Krabby Patties. Whoa! (ducking again to avoid a metal trash can) Events here have this reporter wondering, what is the secret ingredient in Krabby Patties anyway? (SCREAMING) (runs away)
(An angry fish ran up, waving a metal pipe)
Angry Fish: It's love! The secret ingredient is love!
(The angry fish swung his pipe at the camera, and Sandy's TV screen went blank)
Sandy: (GASPS) No more Krabby Patties? If I'd have known that, I'd have chewed it slower.
(Suddenly, the inside of the tree dome went dark. Sandy looked up and saw a huge shadow covering the curved glass)
Sandy: Huh? What the corndog is that?
(The page from Burger Beard's book with THE END written on it had drifted down and landed on Sandy's tree dome)
(EXT. BIKINI BOTTOM — DAY. Up in their bubble, SpongeBob was still trying to teach Plankton about teamwork)
SpongeBob: Come on Plankton, it's easy! It means, I help you, you help me, and when we accomplish our goal, then we do hands in the middle.
Plankton: Hands in the middle? No, no. Sounds idiotic.
(He looked down through the bubble to the town below)
Plankton: Beside, the two of us are no match for that cranky mob!
(Down in Bikini Bottom, the angry horde was destroying a doughnut shop. They pushed on the side of the building until it tipped over and burst into flames. Doughnuts flew everywhere. People from the mob frantically gathered up doughnuts and carried them off, laughing hysterically, madness in their eyes)
Plankton: We could probably use a few more tee-am works.
(SpongeBob brightened)
SpongeBob: That's exactly what I was thinking!
(He pulled a pin out of his pocket)
Plankton: Wait, what are you doing?
(SpongeBob jammed the pin into the bubble. POP! He and Plankton plummeted through the air with Plankton screaming all the way!)
(EXT. BIKINI BOTTOM — DAY. WHUMP! SpongeBob and Plankton landed right next to Squidward's house. Plankton groaned, lying on the ground. SpongeBob quickly got to his feet and looked around)
(What he saw surprised him)
(Patrick was sitting on top of his house, banging his face against the rock. But instead of his usual shorts, he was wearing a futuristic-looking leather outfit)
(Patrick was doing face-bangs)
PATRICK: I need Krabby Patties!
SpongeBob: Patrick, what are you doing?
(Patrick stopped banging his face against his house and looked over at SpongeBob and Plankton)
Patrick: Krabby Patties! Vandalizing stuff.
Plankton: Isn't that your house?
Patrick: Hey, what's with all the questions? Who are you guys?
(SpongeBob couldn't believe Patrick had asked. They hadn't been up in the bubble that long. What was wrong with Patrick?)
SpongeBob: It's me, your best friend! SpongeBob?
(Patrick looked skeptical)
Patrick: Oh, yeah? Well, if you're SpongeBob, then what's the secret password?
(At the same time, SpongeBob and Plankton said:)
BOTH: Uh...
Patrick: Correct! It is you! SpongeBob!
(Patrick jumped off his rock and landed on SpongeBob. BLOMP!)
Patrick: SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: Patrick!
Patrick: SpongeBob! Why aren't you at The Krusty Krab making Krabby Patties?
(Patrick sat down, right on top of Plankton)
SpongeBob: Well, I'd love to, but the formula's gone.
Patrick: Yeah, Mr. Krabs says you and Plankton took it.
SpongeBob: No, that's not what happened. It just disappeared. We're putting a team together to find it.
Patrick: A team? Oh! Oh! Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!
(Patrick jumped up to give SpongeBob a big bear hug)
SpongeBob: (grinning) Okay, Patrick, you're in.
PLANKTON: I don't know, SpongeBob.
(Plankton popped out of the sand)
Plankton: What exactly does this clown bring to the tee-am?
SpongeBob: He brings loyalty, Plankton. Loyalty. Isn't that right, Patrick?
Patrick: Yeah, yeah, loyalty.
(Then suddenly...)
Patrick: I've got SpongeBob! He's over here! (started making alarm sounds) (IMITATES ALARM)
(Mr. Krabs had heard Patrick's alarm)
Krabs: Let's go get him!
(Plankton started to run)
Plankton: Come on, SpongeBob, let's get out of here!
SpongeBob: Patrick!
(Patrick threw SpongeBob right on top of Plankton and then sat on them both, still making alarm sounds)
Patrick: (CONTINUES IMITATING ALARM)
SpongeBob: Patrick, why are you doing this?
Patrick: Because I need... Krabby... Patties!
(He turned toward Mr. Krabs and the angry mob, who were running straight toward them)
Patrick: Hurry up! I'm hungry! Over here!
(Frantic to escape from his hunger-crazed friend, SpongeBob began furiously burrowing underground. Carrying Plankton in his hand, he tunneled away from Patrick. Then he popped up out of the ground, gasping and panting)
(As the mob grew closer, SpongeBob and Plankton ran away as fast as their legs could carry them)
Patrick: Guys, am I still on the team? Hey, what are you looking at?
(The two fugitives ran straight to Sandy's tree dome)
SpongeBob: Sandy!
(INT. AIR LOCK ENTRANCE — DAY.  SpongeBob opened the air-lock door, rushed inside, and slammed the door shut. He put on a water helmet and pressed a big red button. The water in the air lock drained. SpongeBob scooped Plankton into a glass of water before he dried out)
SpongeBob: Sandy!
(INT. TREE DOME — DAY. They opened the second air lock and stepped inside the dome. It was dark and eerie. Pieces of paper were stuck all over the inside of the dome, blocking the light)
SpongeBob: Sandy?
(They walked farther inside but didn't find Sandy anywhere)
SpongeBob: Sandy, are you home?
(He turned to Plankton)
SpongeBob: Gee, Plankton, I wonder where she is.
(The two of them looked more closely at the papers stuck to the inside of the dome. They were covered with scribbles and strange writing, all connected by string)
SpongeBob: What is all this stuff?
(As they stared at the papers, dark shape whipped by, passing right behind them. SpongeBob turned around)
SpongeBob: Sandy?
(SpongeBob reached toward one of the papers and a hand grabbed his shoulder)
Sandy: Don't touch that!
(Sandy darted away and picked up a thick notebook. SHe opened it and started reading, mumbling to herself)
Sandy: Incoherent muttering. (MUTTERING)
(SpongeBob and Plankton slowly walked over to her)
(She didn't seem like the old Sandy SpongeBob knew and loved)
SpongeBob: Sandy? Are you okay?
(She wheeled around and stared at him)
Sandy: (SHOUTING) Okay? Have you looked outside?
(Sandy pointed out the glass wall of her tree dome to Bikini Bottom, where they could see flames and plumes of black smoke)
Sandy: Does that seem "okay" to you?
(Sandy started pacing)
Sandy: I'm trying to figure out what happened to society. If we don't fix it soon, there won't  be anything left to fix!
(She twitched, and her eyes bulged out of her head)
SpongeBob: Sandy? The lack of Krabby Patties has driven her mad.
(Sandy stared at the papers stuck inside her tree dome. SHe grabbed her head with her hands)
Sandy: And I think I figgered it out. Look.
(She grabbed some papers and tore them off the curved glass dome. Through the dome, SpongeBob and Plankton could see a big sheet of paper with THE END on it)
(Sandy stabbed her finger at the big sheet of paper)
Sandy: When this came down from above, I knew it could only mean one thing.
(SpongeBob looked puzzled)
SpongeBob: And that would be?
(Sandy whipped around and held her hands wide apart)
Sandy: It means it's the end! The sandwich gods are angry with us!
(Now SpongeBob and Plankton were really confused)
BOTH: Sandwich gods?
(Sandy started pacing again, moving even faster this time, waving her hands through the air)
Sandy: I just don't know how we're going to appease them! (MUTTERING)
(SpongeBob and Plankton look at each other)
PLANKTON: You got any other friends who aren't dim bulbs or nut jobs?
SpongeBob: Well, I have one friend who's loyal to the very end.
(BUBBLE TRANSITION to:)
(INT. SPONGEBOB'S PINEAPPLE HOUSE — DAY. When SpongeBob saw his pineapple home, he gasped. It had been severely damaged by a wandering mob! And for some reason, it was covered in gooey snail slime)
SpongeBob: Gary, I'm home.
(Where was SpongeBob's beloved pet snail?)
SpongeBob: Gare-bear? Gary? Gary?
(A blob of snail slime dripped onto SpongeBob's head)
Plankton: Revolting!
SpongeBob: But it means Gary is close by! Gary, I'm back!
(When they walked into the broken house, they suddenly stopped, shocked by what they saw)
SpongeBob: Whoa.
(The house was filled with snails. Big snails. Small snails. Snails of every color and description. And they were all looking respectfully at...)
(GARY. SpongeBob's pet snail was sitting on a giant throne, surrounded by pillars and huge fire pits)
SpongeBob: Oh, hey, Gary, Plankton and I need you to help us find the Krabby Patty formula and fix Bikini Bottom.
Gary: (MEOWING)
SpongeBob: What do you mean, you don't have to do as I say anymore?
Gary: (MEOWING)
SpongeBob: What do you mean, "King of Snails"? (looking stern, folding his arms) Gary The Snail, you get down here right now and join this team!
Gary: (MEOWING)
SpongeBob: What do you mean, "Seize them"?
(All the snails who had been paying their respects to Gary, the King of the Snails, turned to SpongeBob and Plankton. Then they advanced on them with their fangs bared, growling!)
(EXT. BIKINI BOTTOM — DAY. SpongeBob turned and ran out of the pineapple house as fast as he could!)
Plankton: Why are you running?
SpongeBob: (PANTING) Because they're right on our tail.
(He looked back to see the snails moving very, very slowly)
SpongeBob: Oh, right, snails.
(The two unlikely partners strolled away from SpongeBob's house)
Plankton: Well, so much for your tee-am.
SpongeBob: Putting together a team is a lot harder than I thought it would be!
(Nearby, Mr. Krabs and the angry mob was still on their tail)
KRABS: This way!
Plankton: We better get out of here until things cool off.
(EXT. RIDGE, BIKINI BOTTOM — NIGHT. That night, high on a ridge overlooking Bikini Bottom, Plankton and SpongeBob looked down at their hometown. They could see fires burning in the darkness)
SPONGEBOB: Everything we know and love has been destroyed.
Plankton: Oh, yeah, looks like they're gonna have to change the name of Bikini Bottom to Dirty Bottom. (LAUGHS) Right, SpongeBob?
(SpongeBob wrinkled his and nose and frowned)
SpongeBob: That's kind of gross, Plankton.
Plankton: Yeah. Yeah, too soon, huh?
(SpongeBob stared into distance)
SpongeBob: This feels like it really is the end.
Plankton: Don't worry, SpongeBob, we'll find the secret formula and everything will go back to the way it was, you know, all happy and junk.
(He pushed a rock toward SpongeBob)
Plankton: Now let's try and get some sleep.
SpongeBob: Yeah, I guess you're right.
(He lay his head on the rock)
(Plankton pulled a blanket of seaweed over SpongeBob)
Plankton: Here you are. Feel comfy?
SpongeBob: You know, Plankton, I think you might know a little bit more about teamwork than you let on.
Plankton: Good night, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: Good night, Plankton.
(Exhausted from the day, SpongeBob instantly fell into a deep sleep)
(Plankton let out an evil little chuckle)
Plankton: (LAUGHS EVILLY) "Good night," indeed.
(He crept up onto SpongeBob's head)
Plankton: That's right, SpongeBob, sleep. You're hiding that formula in there somewhere.
(Plankton forced one of SpongeBob's holes open jumped into his head)
(INT. SPONGEBOB. Once inside SpongeBob's head, Plankton wasted no time going straight to his brain, hoping to find the Krabby Patty secret formula)
Plankton: Well, here goes nothing.
(He digs his way into SpongeBob's brain)
Plankton: Huh?
(EXT. COTTON CANDY FOREST, SPONGEBOB'S BRAIN. But inside the brain was colorful and bright cotton candy forest, with funny shapes and happy music)
Plankton: What is this place?
(A bottle of maple syrup ran by laughing, chased by a waffle, which was also laughing)
(Two ice cream cones threw fudge at each other)
Ice Cream Cone #1: (LAUGHS) Fudge fight!
(Plankton was confused)
Plankton: Ew! It's so sweet in here! I think my eyeball is getting a toothache!
(As he stared to search through SpongeBob's brain. Plankton heard two voices calling to him)
FEMALE POPSICLES: Hello, Plankton.
(He turned and saw two ice popsicles stuck together. They were smiling at them)
Female Popsicles: Come and play with us.
Plankton: (GASPS)
Female Popsicles: Hurry before we melt.
(Horrified, Plankton ran away, scattering a bunch of happy balloons. He passed a doughnut blowing bubbles out of a cliff, landing in a pile of cute little fur balls)
(The fur balls pushed together and transformed into a single giant kitten. It was cute but gigantic. Looming over Plankton, the kitten purred and meowed)
Plankton: (PLANKTON GROANS) So much sweetness. I think I'm going to be sick! (GAGS)
(He threw up, but what came out of his mouth was a giant rainbow. He stared at the rainbow in disbelief. The giant rainbow suddenly grew arms and eyes)
Rainbow: Daddy!
(Plankton screamed and ran away again)
(EXT. RIDGE, BIKINI BOTTOM — NIGHT. Soon he popped out of SpongeBob's ear and landed next to their cold campfire. His grunts and groans awakened SpongeBob)
SpongeBob: Uh, Plankton? Oh, Plankton! I just had the craziest dream! And you were in it!
Plankton: I'm sure it was nothing.
(He was covered in cotton candy, cookie crumbs, and caramel sauce)
Plankton: Now go back to sleep.
(SpongeBob noticed a candy cane stuck to Plankton's head)
SpongeBob: Were you in my brain?
Plankton: What? No! That's crazy talk!
SpongeBob: Then why is there cotton candy on your antenna?
Plankton: Because, uh, because, uh... Okay, fine, I was in your brain.
(SpongeBob gasped, stepped back, and covered his head with his hands)
SpongeBob: (GASPS) What were you doing in there?
Plankton: What do you think I was doing? Looking for the secret formula.
SpongeBob: What?
Plankton: Don't act so innocent. You knew what I was up to. That's why you're pretending not to know the formula.
(SpongeBob looked shocked)
SpongeBob: I'm not pretending! I can't believe you thought I was lying.
(Plankton shrugged)
Plankton: Hey, don't take it personally. I just assume everyone is lying.
SpongeBob: That is a horrible way to live your life.
Plankton: Whatever.
SpongeBob: It is! And if we're going to be on the same team...
(Plankton jumped to his feet and shook his fist)
Plankton: Maybe I don't want to be on the tee-am! You think of that?
SpongeBob: But, Plankton, everything's better when you're part of a team.
(With that, he pulled out a pitch pipe and blew through it)
Plankton: You're not going to start singing, are you?
(In his enthusiasm, SpongeBob picked up Plankton during the song)
SpongeBob: (SINGING) Teamwork!
Plankton: Oh, brother.
SpongeBob: We can do anything when we have teamwork
Don't you think so, my friend?
Plankton: No, tee-am work
Is getting in the way of my schee-am work
What don't you comprehend?
SpongeBob: But working together is the key
Nothing's impossible when it's you and me
Plankton: I'm doing just fine on my own
SpongeBob: Work is no fun when you do it alone
Plankton: If I want it done right, I'll do it by myself
SpongeBob: But what if you need something on a higher shelf?
Plankton: But I'm the target
Of a very scary, crazy post-apocalyptic mob!
SpongeBob: Well, that's exactly why you need a partner
Helping you with this important job
I'll be the hammer, you'll be the nail
I'll be the boat and you'll be the sail
I'm the flower, you're the aroma
Plankton: Right now I wish I was in a coma
SpongeBob: Come on.
I'm here for you and you're here for me
It's better when you plus me equals we
Working together in harmony
Side by side, we can reach our dreams
'Cause nothing's impossible
When we're a team!
Plankton: All right, you can put me down.
(SpongeBob gently set Plankton on the ground)
Plankton: Well... (SIGHS) That's one minute of my life I'll never get back.
SpongeBob: Not without a time machine.
Plankton: Wait a minute. Hold that thought.
(SpongeBob grabs a thought bubble with a question mark on it)
Plankton: Now back up.
SpongeBob: (SPEAKING BACKWARDS) (REWINDING)
Plankton: Slow down.
SpongeBob: (SLOWLY) Not without a time machine.
Plankton: Hmm. Yes! (jumps onto SpongeBob's head) SpongeBob, you're a genius!
SpongeBob: (puzzled) I am?
Plankton: If we build a time machine, we can go back to before the formula disappeared. Before society broke down. Before we became the hunted!
(SpongeBob looked doubtful)
SpongeBob: That sounds great, Plankton, but how do we build a time machine?
(Plankton paced back and forth)
Plankton: Well, first we'll need a computer powerful enough to calculate the intricacies of time travel.
SpongeBob: Where would we get one of those?
Plankton: Hmm.
(BUBBLE TRANSITION to:)
(EXT. CHUM BUCKET, BIKINI BOTTOM — NIGHT. High on another cliff at the edge of Bikini Bottom, SpongeBob and Plankton looked down at the Chum Bucket. It was surrounded by guards. And they looked angry)
PLANKTON: There she is. My computer wife. They're got her tied up in the back room. I've never seen this many people at The Chum Bucket.
SpongeBob: I've never seen anyone there.
(Plankton looked exasperated)
Plankton: Now was that really necessary?
SpongeBob: Cause the food's really bad.
Plankton: Oh, come on! Really?
SpongeBob: Shh! How are we gonna sneak past those guards?
Plankton: Hmm.
(Moments later, a tire rolled down the cliff toward the Chum Bucket. When it reached the bottom of the cliff, it kept going, rolling right into the middle of a group of guards)
Fish Guard: Well, what do we have here?
(The guards pulled out some wooden sticks and metal rods and started beating the tire!)
(Behind them, SpongeBob and Plankton sneaked over to the Chum Bucket, hidden in a stack of tires)
SpongeBob: We better hurry. Those guys really hate tires.
(Plankton tried to open a small door, but it was locked)
Plankton: We'll never get in. The door's locked.
(SpongeBob climbed out of the stack of tires and examined the side of the Chum Bucket more carefully. When he looked up, he saw an open window)
SpongeBob: Wait. The window is open. Come on, Plankton, it's time for some teamwork. Give me a boost.
Plankton: Okay.
(Then he saw SpongeBob's shiny black shoe coming down at him)
Plankton: Wait a minute, no!
(Plankton tried with all his might to hold up SpongeBob by his shoe, but he just didn't have enough strength. SQUISH!)
(Not realizing what had happened. SpongeBob was still straining to reach the open window)
SpongeBob: Just a little higher, Plankton.
(Then he realized Plankton wasn't answering him)
SpongeBob: Plankton?
(When SpongeBob lifted his shoe and looked at its sole, he saw Plankton flattened across it)
Plankton: Why don't you boost me up instead?
SpongeBob: Oh, yeah, good thinking.
(SpongeBob lifted his shoe up to the open window and scraped Plankton off. Groaning, Plankton landed on the windsill. Then he jumped through the window into the Chum Bucket)
(INT. CHUM BUCKET — NIGHT. As soon as he hit the floor, he ran to the small door and opened it)
Plankton: (WHISPERING) Come on, SpongeBob, come on!
(SpongeBob squeezed through the small door and into the restaurant)
SpongeBob: We're in!
(Then he swung the door closed. SLAM!)
Plankton: Shh! There's a guard over there.
(Plankton pointed across the room at the guard. It was Patrick, snoring loudly as he slept in a chair by another door)
Plankton: Let's take the key from around his neck. We're gonna have to be very quiet. Let's walk on the tips of our toes.
(Plankton raised himself up on the tips of his toes—which SpongeBob had never before—and skittered across the floor. There was a high, tinkling sound)
(Patrick stirred in his sleep. Plankton froze, but the high tinkling sound continued. He looked back and saw SpongeBob playing a tiny piano)
Plankton: Will you stop playing that tiny piano? (WHISPERING) You're gonna get us caught.
(SpongeBob sheepishly put the tiny piano away)
SpongeBob: Sorry.
(They both tiptoed over to Patrick, who was still snoring. The key was on his chest, hanging on a chain around his neck)
Plankton: Now just reach over and grab it.
(SpongeBob took a step closer to Patrick and stepped on a floorboard. CREAK!)
Patrick: Halt! Who goes there? (SNORING)
(But then he fell right back to sleep)
(SpongeBob gently grabbed the key and pulled it down)
Plankton: Stop! Pull it over his head!
SpongeBob: Oh.
(He lifed the key up toward Patrick's head, but the chain got caught in the folds of Patrick's fat neck)
Plankton: Stop, stop, stop!
(SpongeBob let go of the key)
Plankton: Let me get up there.
(Plankton jumped onto Patrick and climbed up to the key. He yanked the chain free, but then the key slid down Patrick's chest, heading straight for his belly button. Plankton leapt onto the key and rode it like a snowboard)
(He headed into Patrick's belly button. Just as he and the key were about to completely disappear into the depths of Patrick's navel, SpongeBob plucked them out, covered in gross lint))
(They had the key! Success!)
(Except—at that very moment, Patrick woke up)
(When he saw SpongeBob and Plankton, he pulled out a giant whistle and inhaled, ready to blow a mighty blast!)
SpongeBob: (tackling Patrick) No!
(The two buddies struggled. Patrick kept trying to put his lips on the whistle, but SpongeBob kept stopping him)
SpongeBob: Plankton, help! (GRUNTS) I'll rock him, you tell him a bedtime story.
(SpongeBob flipped Patrick over onto his lap. Plankton jumped onto Patrick's belly and talked quickly)
Plankton: (STAMMERS) Once upon a time there was a big fat pink idiot who went to sleep. The end!
Patrick: Nice try, but it's gonna take more than that to...
(And he fell fast asleep)
(SpongeBob and Plankton lost no time using the key to open the door. They burst through to find...)
(...Karen chained to the wall!)
Karen: I told you, I don't have the formula, you monsters!
Plankton: Hey, baby, how are you?
(Karen was thrilled to see her husband)
Karen: Plankton! My hero! You must need something, otherwise you wouldn't have come back.
SpongeBob: Plankton has a plan to save Bikini Bottom. (unlocking Karen's chains)
(If Karen could have shaken her head, she would have)
Karen: It doesn't matter, Plankton. Krabs knows all your plans. He's been through my hard drive looking for the secret formula.
(Plankton hung his head)
Plankton: Eh, I never had it.
(Then he looked up and smiled)
Plankton: But we're going to get it. We're gonna go back in time to steal the formula before it disappeared.
Karen: Time travel! Where are you gonna find a computer that can do that?
(Instantly, her powerful computer brain gave her the answer)
Karen: Wait a minute!
(EXT. CHUM BUCKET, BIKINI BOTTOM — NIGHT. Outside, SpongeBob and Plankton sneaked away from the Chum Bucket carrying Karen's head)
SpongeBob: I've never carried a head before.
PLANKTON: You'll get used to it.
SpongeBob: It's still warm. (GASPS)
(They left the angry guards behind, still beating the tire)
Fish Guard: So you won't talk, huh? Let some air out of him.
(INT. TACO HAUS — NIGHT. At an abandoned Mexican-German restaurant called Taco Haus, SpongeBob carefully set Karen's head on the floor)
(SpongeBob looked around at the dusty restaurant)
SPONGEBOB: Is this where we're gonna build our time machine?
(Plankton nodded)
PLANKTON: Sure. It's got everything we need. A photo booth. A cuckoo clock. Some day-old chips. Now all we have to do is build it.
(Seeing another opportunity for a song about teamwork, SpongeBob happily pulled out his trusty pitch pipe and blew into it)
Plankton: Oh, no, you don't! (GRUNTS)
SpongeBob: Hey, my pitch pipe!
Plankton: Uh, I need it. For the time machine.
SpongeBob: Oh. Okay.
(Plankton took the pitch pipe into another room. WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! It sounded as though he was smashing something with a hammer. FLUSH! Then it sounded like he was flushing something down a toilet)
Plankton: Installed!
(And so, working together, along with Karen's powerful brain, using the crummy materials they found in the abandoned restaurant, Plankton and SpongeBob built a time machine. When they were done, Plankton spun the hands on the cuckoo clock, and an engine roared to like. VRROOM!)
Plankton: I did it!
SpongeBob: (correcting him) No, we did it!
Plankton: Wait. We did do it. As a tee-am.
SpongeBob: A team.
Plankton: Whatever.
BOTH: (SINGING) Working together in harmony
Side by side, we can reach our dreams
'Cause nothing's impossible
When we're a team
(SpongeBob carries Karen into the time machine)
SpongeBob: Okay, now for the brains!
(INT. PHOTO BOOTH TIME MACHINE — NIGHT. He pushed Karen into the opening and she powers up)
Karen: Okay, Plankton, this is it. It's gonna take all my processors and energy to power this time machine. So if you have anything you wanna tell me, you better tell me now.
Plankton: Well, Karen... I know I've taken you for granted all these years, and I, I just wanted to say, I'm glad you're on my tee-am.
Karen: Oh, Sheldon, that's the sweetest thing you've ever...
(Plankton flips a switch and Karen shuts off and her screen flashes 12:00 AM, Plankton starts to cry)
SpongeBob: Plankton, are you crying?
Plankton: No, no, no! It's just one of the hazards of having a giant eyeball. (wipes his tear away) There's always stuff getting in there. Anyway, (CLEARS THROAT) where were we? Say "cheese."
(SpongeBob inserts a quarter in the coin slot)
SpongeBob: Cheese!
(Lights flashed! SpongeBob and Plankton hurtled back through time. When they stopped, SpongeBob cautiously slid open the photo booth's curtain and stepped out)
(INT. DESERT WASTELAND OF BIKINI BOTTOM — DAY. The time machine was sitting in the middle of a desolate wasteland. There was no sign of Bikini Bottom anywhere)
Plankton: According to my calculations, The Krusty Krab should be right here!
(SpongeBob pointed)
SpongeBob: What's that over there?
(He ran over and found Patrick! But Patrick was much, much older, with a long beard)
Patrick: SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: Patrick?
Patrick: Is it really you?
SpongeBob: Yes, Patrick, it's...
Patrick: Finally! The Great Krabby Patty Famine is over!
SpongeBob: Great Krabby Patty Famine? Oh, what year is this?
Patrick: It's Thursday.
Plankton: According to my calculations, we've only gone four days into the future.
SpongeBob: Where is everybody?
(Patrick was celebrating)
Patrick: They all gave up on you. But not me! Cause I'm not very smart.
SpongeBob: Where is The Krusty Krab?
Patrick: Right where it's always been!
(A gust of wind blew away sand from underneath Patrick, revealing that he was sitting on the Krusty Krab's old sign)
(SpongeBob and Plankton ran back to their time machine and climbed in)
(VRROOM! WHIRRR!)
(The time machine disappeared!)
(EXT. INTERDIMENSIONAL SPACECRAFT — OUTER SPACE. Once again, SpongeBob and Plankton hurtled through time and space. When they opened the photo booth curtain, they peeked out and saw...)
(...nothing. Everywhere they looked, they saw gray nothingness)
(He and Plankton stepped out of the time machine and found themselves in a great hall. They cautiously followed a long corridor. At the end of the corridor, they could see a mysterious hooded figure standing with his back to them, watching the void of space between Saturn and Jupiter)
SpongeBob: I think we may be lost in time, Plankton. Maybe we should ask this guy for directions.
(They approached the figure)
SpongeBob: Excuse me, sir? Can you tell us when we are?
(Without turning around, the figure spoke in a low voice)
Bubbles: Who dares disturb The One Who Watches?
SPONGEBOB: The One Who Watches? Your name is The One Who Watches?
Bubbles: No, my true name is Bubbles.
(The figure turned around. It was a dolphin!)
Plankton: Bubbles? (LAUGHS) What kind of a name is Bubbles?
(The hooded dolphin drew himself up with great dignity)
Bubbles: It is my ancient dolphin name.
SpongeBob: So what's a dolphin doing out here in the middle of space?
(Bubbles looked out the window)
Bubbles: My kind have been watching and protecting the galaxy for... (CLICKING) Hmm. 10,000 years!
(SpongeBob suddenly understood)
SpongeBob: Oh, so you're the one keeping the meteors from hitting us.
(Bubbles nodded solemnly)
BUBBLES: Yes, I am. And I could really do with a potty break. Would you mind keeping an eye on things?
SpongeBob: Sure thing. (thought of something) But, uh, what am I keeping my eye on?
(But Bubbles had already left, closing the bathroom door behind him as muzak plays. SpongeBob walked over to the window and stood still, staring)
Plankton: What are you doing?
SpongeBob: I'm watching.
Plankton: We don't even know what we're watching for.
(As SpongeBob stared out the window, two planets orbited into view)
SPONGEBOB: Maybe we should split up the workload. You watch the one with the big red eye. I'll watch the one with the ringy thingies. Like a team.
(As SpongeBob and Plankton watched, the two planets slowly moved each other)
Plankton: Okay, mine's moving.
SpongeBob: Mine, too.
Plankton: No, this doesn't seem right. Should we call Bubbles?
SpongeBob: Let's give him a minute. He's been holding it for 10,000 years.
(BOOM! The two planets crashed into each other and exploded! Littles pieces of the planets fell all around Plankton and SpongeBob)
SpongeBob: (GASPS) I'm pretty sure that wasn't supposed to happen. Come on, Plankton, we got to clean this up before Bubbles gets back! (PANTING)
(He tried to sweep the debris under the carpet with a broom)
(Bubbles came back)
Bubbles: (BUBBLES EXHALES) Much better. Yes. You two are free to go.
(But then he noticed the dirt and pebbles on the floor. He also noticed SpongeBob's broom and SpongeBob ditches the broom and makes an innocent face. Bubbles looked up in the sky)
Bubbles: What happened to Saturn and Jupiter?
(Saturn's rings fall off)
Bubbles: You were supposed to... (CLICKING) (GROANING) (CLICKING) Keep them from smashing into each other!
SpongeBob: Sorry.
Bubbles: Now (CLICKING) I am going to lose my job! (stares at SpongeBob and Plankton) And you will lose your lives.
(Bubbles fired lasers at SpongeBob and Plankton! ZAP! ZAP! They turned and ran away, screaming. They headed for the time machine)
SpongeBob: Quarter me!
(Plankton tossed him a quarter, but SpongeBob missed it! It landed near the time machine)
(SpongeBob and Plankton dove into the machine. SpongeBob reached out, snatched the quarter, and dropped it into the slot. VRROOM! WHIRR!)
(VRRRRROOOOMMM!)
((INT. OFFICE, THE KRUSTY KRAB — DAY. Back in the not-very-distant past, Past SpongeBob walked into Mr. Krabs's office. He gasped when he saw the safe open)
Past SpongeBob: (GASPS) Plankton?
(Past Plankton head SpongeBob and turned around, knocking over the fake formula bottle with the real formula bottle)
Past Plankton: SpongeBob!
(FLASH! The time machine appeared in a burst of light, distracting Past Plankton and Past SpongeBob)
(Plankton stepped out of the time machine)
Past SpongeBob: Plankton? (GASPS)
(SpongeBob stepped out of the time machine)
Past Plankton: SpongeBob? Who are you two supposed to be?
Plankton: I'm you, from the future.
(SpongeBob pointed toward his past self with his thumb)
SpongeBob: And I'm him from the future.
Past Plankton: So you traveled back through time to help me? Great thinking.
(SpongeBob shook his head)
SpongeBob: Nope. He's helping me.
Past SpongeBob: (GASPS) But he's the enemy!
SpongeBob: Was the enemy. Now we're a team.
Past Plankton: What? A tee-am?
Plankton: (correcting him) A team!
(He turned to SpongeBob)
Plankton: All right, go get the formula.
(SpongeBob ran toward the safe)
(Past SpongeBob couldn't believe what he was seeing)
Past SpongeBob: What have I become?
SpongeBob: All right, Plankton.
(As SpongeBob groped in the safe, trying to take the bottle with the secret formula from Past Plankton, his past self talked to Plankton)
Past SpongeBob: Do you have flying boatmobiles in the future?
Plankton: We only came back from the day after tomorrow, dimwit.
Past SpongeBob: Are there rocket packs?
(SpongeBob tries to get the formula)
Past SpongeBob: Did they outlaw-clothes in the future?
Plankton: No!
Past SpongeBob: Then why are you naked?
Plankton: Because they don't make clothes in my size.
(SpongeBob kept trying to grab Past Plankton, but Past Plankton dodged him)
SpongeBob: Hold still, you!
Past SpongeBob: If you're from the future, what am I gonna say next?
Plankton: Something moronic?
Past SpongeBob: Wow.
Plankton: Hey, hurry up over there!
(SpongeBob quickly made a big grab for Past Plankton but accidentally knocked over the secret formula bottle)
Past Plankton: Uh-oh. That ain't good.
(An alarm went off. BWHOOP! BWHOOP! BWHOOP!)
FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE: Initiating lockdown sequence.
Plankton: Come on, SpongeBob, we gotta get out of here!
(SpongeBob grabbed a bottle from the safe)
SpongeBob: Got it!
Plankton: Come on!
(They ran into the time machine. VRROOM! WHIRRR! In a flash, the time machine disappeared)
(INT. PHOTO BOOTH TIME MACHINE. SpongeBob laughed)
SpongeBob: Oh, that was crazy!
Plankton: So that's what teamwork is.
(Plankton looked at the bottle, taking in its beauty)
Plankton: All those years I tried to make you mine, and I finally did it. I mean, we did it!
(EXT. SHIP — DAY. In Burger Beard's book, a picture showed SpongeBob and Plankton high-fiving. Burger Beard read to the seagulls)
BURGER BEARD: And so it would seem that our heroes have accomplished all they had set out to do.
(While he read to the seagulls, Burger Beard steered the ship)
Andy: Now that's an ending.
Seagull: Whoo-hoo!
Kyle: Andy, cue the music.
(Andy gets out an accordion)
Andy: (VOCALIZING)
(But Burger Beard dropped the book onto the deck)
BURGER BEARD: Oh, no. That's not the end.
(SEAGULLS WHIMPERING)
Kyle: So you mean the ending might be even happier?
(Burger Beard gets out his telescope and his telescope view of the beach)
(MAN 1 LAUGHING)
MAN 2: Here we go!
Burger Beard: Land ho!
(EXT. BEACH, TOWN — DAY. The pirate steered his ship up onto the shore and kept going!)
BOY: Mom, where's my towel?
(His ship had wheels on the bottom! Burger Beard drove his ship through a crowded beach, forcing all the sunbathers to scatter)
BURGER BEARD: Whoa!
MAN: Whoa! Dude, look at that.
WOMAN: What?
Burger Beard: I'm coming! Come on, you lazy people! Out of my way! I'm coming!
(The beachgoers were confused. Why was this pirate driving his ship across the sand?)
Burger Beard: Out of there!
Seagulls: Too fast!/Slow down!
(EXT. PARKING PLACE, TOWN — DAY. He steered his ship straight into a parking place between two food trucks)
Burger Beard: Yeah! All right, you feathered rats, time to shove off!
(The seagulls looked at each other. Why had the pirate changed from a nice man who read them a story to a mean guy who told them to shove off?)
Andy: What? Why?
Burger Beard: Well, I can't have you pooping all over my restaurant, can I?
Andy: Restaurant? I thought this was a pirate ship.
Burger Beard: Oh, it is. But it is also...
(The pirate opened hatches, turned on a stove, and tied on an apron. His ship had indeed turned into a food truck: THE BURGER MOBILE)
Burger Beard: A-ha! My very own food truck! (LAUGHING)
SEAGULL 1: A what?
Burger Beard: Uh, you know, a restaurant on wheels.
Seagull 2: Like a garbage truck.
Burger Beard: No! Are you trying to scare away my customers?
Seagull 3: Well, we're not leaving till we see how the story ends.
(Burger Beard thought for a moment)
Burger Beard: No problem. You guys like a little snack while you wait?
Seagull 3: Sure, I'll take a curdled milk.
Andy: How about a fish head?
Seagull 3: And a French fry covered in sand.
(The pirate reached into his food truck, pulled out a tray)
Burger Beard: Who wants some hot wings?
(The seagulls drew back, horrified)
Andy: Wait a minute. Where's Kyle?
Burger Beard: Which one of you is next?
(ALL SCREAMING)
SEAGULL 1: He's a madman!
SEAGULL 2: Let's get out of here!
Seagull: You crazy, man! You crazy!
(They all flew off, terrified)
(Burger Beard chuckled. He heard a toilet flush)
KYLE: Bye-bye, Mr. Poop. Now I can get my gold sticker.
(Burger Beard turned to see the door of a tiny portable potty open. Little Kyle came out)
Kyle: Oh, hey, Mr. Piwate. I wouldn't go in there if I were you. (CHUCKLES)
Burger Beard: (over megaphone) Boo!
(Kyle shrieked as his feathers blew off)
Kyle: (SCREAMS) I can't fly without my feathers.
(He whistles for a cab which drives up and Kyle gets in the back seat)
Pigeon Cabbie: Where to, Mac?
Kyle: Just dwive.
(The cab drives away. Laughing a loud pirate loud, Burger Beard turned back to his food truck and got to work on his evil plan...)
(INT. DINING AREA, THE KRUSTY KRAB — DAY. Hungry customers sat around waiting for Krabby Patties that never came. Patrick sat at a table, famished)
Patrick: Oh... Squidward!
Squidward: Still out of Krabby Patties.
(SHLURP! Patrick licked a photo of a Krabby Patty)
Patrick: Does anyone have a picture of ketchup?
(Sandy ran into the restaurant with a wild look in her eyes and announced)
Sandy: I done figgered it out!
(All the starving customer turned and stared at her)
(She jumped onto a table)
Sandy: We have angered the sandwich gods and only a sacrifice will appease them!
Big Fish: Well, that sounds reasonable.
Sandy: Soon our post-apoca-whatchamacallit will be over, and Krabby Patties will rain down from above!
(Mr. Krabs frowned)
Krabs: Rain down? Well, that's no good. How will I get me money?
(A tough guy pointed at Mr. Krabs)
Nat: Oh, you don't like that idea? Then we'll sacrifice you!
ALL: (CHANTING) Sacrifice! Sacrifice!
(The angry mob surged forward, grabbed Mr. Krabs and Squidward, and carried them out of the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs and Squidward screamed)
(FLASH!)
(Suddenly, the time-traveling photo booth appeared out of thin air!)
(Astonished by the sight of use time machine, the mob dropped Mr. Krabs and Squidward. Then the crowd parted as SpongeBob and Plankton emerged from the photo booth)
SpongeBob: It's not a good idea to have a sacrifice on an empty stomach.
(He held up the bottle he'd grabbed from the safe)
SpongeBob: Who wants a Krabby Patty?
(The starving crowd cheered!)
Krabs: SpongeBob, is that me formuler?
(Overjoyed, he rushed to his loyal fry cook)
Krabs: Oh, happy day!
(Mr. Krabs grabbed the bottle and kissed it)
Krabs: I missed you so much. (to SpongeBob) Where was it? Where did you find it?
(SpongeBob smiled modestly)
SpongeBob: Well, Plankton and I built a time machine out of an old photo booth and then we added...
Patrick: (sitting in the booth) Cheese!
SpongeBob: Patrick, wait!
(Too late. VRROOM! WHIRR! The time machine vanished in a flash!)
(Mr. Krabs addressed the crowd of hungry customers)
Krabs: It's okay, everyone. The post-apocalypse is almost over!
(Mr. Krabs triumphantly reached into the bottle and pulled out the piece of paper inside)
Krabs: Ain't that right, SpongeBob?
(SpongeBob and Plankton high five as Mr. Krabs unrolled the note and started to read)
Krabs: "Eugene, eat my subaquatic air bubbles. Love, Plankton"?
(He glances at SpongeBob and SpongeBob's face suddenly turns from happy to shocked as Plankton wheeled on SpongeBob)
Plankton: You grabbed the wrong bottle!
SpongeBob: (heartbroken) I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs!
(Mr. Krabs tossed the rude note from Plankton aside)
Krabs: That's okay, SpongeBob. We'll just have to sacrifice the two of you then. (to the hostile mob) Prepare them for the sacrifice!
(FLASH! The time machine reappeared!)
(Patrick stepped out)
Patrick: I bring a message from the dawn of time!
SpongeBob: What is it, Patrick?
Patrick: Run! (SCREAMS)
(He took his own good advice as a SQUIDWARDOSAURUS REX burst out of the time machine, destroying it!)
Squidward: Squidosaurus rex!
(The dinosaur stomped through what was left of the Krusty Krab. The angry mob fled. The beast tore the remains of the restaurant apart)
(SpongeBob is still sad about bringing back the wrong bottle)
SpongeBob: Well, Plankton, I guess we failed to accomplish our goals.
Plankton: "We"?
SpongeBob: But even failure hurts a little less when you do it as a team, right?
Plankton: This is all your fault!
(The crowd gasped. Even the Squidwardosaurus Rex stopped its rampage to which the fight between Plankton and SpongeBob)
SpongeBob: My fault?
Plankton: You're the one who stole the wrong secret formula.
SpongeBob: I didn't know there were two bottles.
Plankton: Of course you didn't! Because you got cotton candy for brains!
ALL: Ooh!
(Plankton turned to them)
Plankton: No, seriously, he really does.
SpongeBob: Well, we wouldn't even be in this mess in the first place, if you weren't so selfish and evil.
Plankton: I was selfish and evil, until you ruined everything with your "teamwork"!
(SpongeBob gasped)
SpongeBob: Oh! You take that back!
Plankton: You are the worst teammate ever!
SpongeBob: No!
(He kicked over a trash can)
(SpongeBob grabbed a recycling bin, dumped it, and mixed up everything on the floor)
Shocked Mob Member: Oh, my Neptune, he's mixing garbage and recycling!
(Panting and gasping, SpongeBob noticed everyone staring at him. He looked at himself)
SpongeBob: Look at me. Why, I've become like all of you. Savage. Fear-ridden. Selfish.
(The angry customers looked at each other, feeling ashamed)
SpongeBob: An entire town of formerly good citizens turned into heartless freaks, bent on their own self-prever... Self-preter...
Mob Member: "Preservation?"
SpongeBob: Yes! We've become alienated from each other. Each one an island unto himself, concerned only with ourselves. And in the name off all fishhood, I am not about to let that happen!
(SpongeBob tore a piece of cloth off a handy fish's clothing and tied it around his head like a bandana)
SpongeBob: And so, if a sacrifice is need to restore Bikini Bottom to its former glory... Then I am willing to take one for the team!
(Tears filled the eyes of all the citizens)
Squidward: You heard him!
(The angry mob grabbed SpongeBob, lifted him over their heads, and carried him off!)
(EXT. ALTAR — DAY. The crowd of angry customers chained SpongeBob to an altar shaped like a burger)
ALL: (CHANTING) Sacrifice! Sacrifice! Sacrifice! Sacrifice! Sacrifice! Sacrifice!
(Squidward put on a black executioner's hood and pulled on a rope, lifting a huge stone bun over SpongeBob. He tied the rope to hold the gigantic bun in place)
Krabs: Let the sacrifice begin!
(The mob cheered)
ALL: (CHANTING) Patties! Patties!
Squidwardosaurus Rex: And I thought my friends were primitive.
(SpongeBob began to sniff)
Krabs: Don't cry, me boy. Everything's going to be fine, for us.
SpongeBob: Oh, I'm not crying, Mr. Krabs. (SNIFFING) I smell Krabby Patties!
Krabs: That's right. Keep thinking happy thoughts. (to Squidward) Now!
ALL: (CHANTING) Sacrifice! Sacrifice!
(Squidward swung an axe and cut the rope. The heavy stone bun fell! SpongeBob braced himself, waiting to be squished...)
(...but nothing happened!)
(Mr. Krabs had jumped onto the altar and caught the stone bun!)
Krabs: (GRUNTS) (SNIFFS) The boy's right.
(With a loud grunt, Mr. Krabs tossed the big stone bun aside)
MAN: My leg!
Krabs: I smell 'em, too!
(Then he ripped off the leather clothes he'd been wearing ever since chaos had engulfed Bikini Bottom)
Krabs: Okay, SpongeBob, go get it!
Squidward: Wait. You mean we can just take this stuff off?
(He ripped off his leather clothes, too)
Krabs: Go find that Krabby Patty!
(SpongeBob followed the scent)
SpongeBob: Come on, everybody! I've got some Krabby Patty orders to fill!
(Sniffing the air, he took off across the ocean floor. Mr. Krabs, Sandy, Patrick, Squidward, and the mob followed him)
SpongeBob: It's coming from over there!
(He led everyone up a hill, through a ship wreck, then through a winter forest, then they're upside down and a customer falls, then they end up on the moon, then riding on an eagle and they're walking up a mountain)
SpongeBob: Come on, guys, I think it's just over this hill.
(EXT. SHORE — DAY. But when they had almost reached the top of the hill, they all realized that SpongeBob was leading them up to the surface, the mob groaned. Sure, they wanted delicious Krabby Patties, but as sea creatures, they couldn't leave the water)
Squidward: How do you expect us to go up to the surface? We won't be able to breathe!
Customer: All right, all secondary characters come with me.
Squidward: Yeah, I'm with you guys.
(He started to leave with the crowd, but Mr. Krabs stopped him)
Krabs: No way, Squidward. You're going up there with us.
Patrick: My feet hurt.
SpongeBob: Patrick, you don't have feet.
Patrick: (GASPS) It's not fair! You have feet. Sandy has feet. Squidward has feet.
Squidward: Actually, I have four feet.
(Patrick sat down with a grunt. SpongeBob walked up to him and put his hand on his shoulder)
SPONGEBOB: It's not about feet.
SQUIDWARD: What is it about, then?
SPONGEBOB: It's about being a team and sticking together, no matter what!
(As he was speaking, trying to inspire the others, no one saw Plankton hide inside SpongeBob's sock)
(Squidward raised his arms in disbelief)
Squidward: The only way we're going up there is if some fairy godmother shows up and helps us breathe air.
(The words were scarcely out of Squidward's mouth when...FLASH! Bubbles the dolphin appeared in a flash of bright light! He floated right in front of them)
SpongeBob: Bubbles!
Squidward: SpongeBob, you know this guy?
SpongeBob: Don't hurt us! We're sorry we got you fired.
Bubbles: Hurt you? (CLICKING) Why, I traveled back through time to thank you. I've been stuck in that job for eons. I need a change, but I was too afraid to go for it.
SpongeBob: Well, Bubbles, I'm glad we could help.
Bubbles: Now it is my turn to help. I can get you safety to the surface. Now! (CLICKING) Quick, all of you, get in my mouth.
(He opened his mouth wide)
SpongeBob: Come on, guys, let's go!
Squidward: There's no way I'm climbing into some dolphin's mouth.
Krabs: Yeah. This guy just wants a free lunch.
(From inside the dolphin's mouth, SpongeBob pleaded with his friends)
SpongeBob: Guys, if Bubbles, has the courage to quit his dead-end, nowhere job and travel back through time to help us, then we need to have the courage to...
(But before SpongeBob could finish his stirring speech, Bubbles swallowed the four of them all at once)
(INT. BUBBLES'S MOUTH. Inside Bubbles's head, the five friends were jammed together)
Krabs: Well, I never thought I'd be eaten by a dolphin.
SpongeBob: No, if he was eating us, he'd be chewing us up and we'd be going down there.
(He pointed down the dolphin's mouth)
SpongeBob: This is what you call riding in style.
Squidward: (SIGHS) Not a lot of legroom in here.
Patrick: Well, maybe if you didn't have four feet!
(Without anyone noticing, Plankton peeked out of SpongeBob's sock)
Plankton: Note to self: Never stow away in a gym sock.
(Above them, Bubbles's blowhole opened wide. The chamber began to shake)
Patrick: What's happening? I feel tingly!
(EXT. BEACH — DAY. Bubbles leapt out of the ocean. Then he blew the five friends out of his blowhole in a magical beam of energy!)
Krabs, Squidward, SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy (All): (ALL SCREAMING)
(They flew through the air)
(WHOMP! SpongeBob, Patrick, Mr. Krabs, Squidward, and Sandy hit sand, hard. They had landed on a beach. Magical energy crackled away from their bodies)
SQUIDWARD: Ow, my neck!
(Bubbles floated in the air above them)
Bubbles: I've done all I can. The rest is up to you.
SpongeBob: Thank you, Bubbles!
Bubbles: Farewell, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: Farewell, Bubbles.
Bubbles: Now to update my... (CLICKING) (CHUCKLES) Resume!
(The dolphin rocketed into the sky and disappeared through a portal that closed behind him)
(Down on the beach, Sandy took off her helmet and breathed in the fresh air)
Sandy: Ah! Fresh air! Oh, how I've missed you.
(The others took deep breaths through their noses. Squidward wrinkled his)
Squidward: Ugh! This place smells awful!
SpongeBob: (SNIFFING) Come on, guys. Let's get the Krabby Patty formula and save Bikini Bottom.
(SpongeBob led the way. They immediately saw that the beach was covered in sweaty human sunbathers)
SpongeBob: Whoa! What is this place?
KRABS: I have a bad feeling about this.
(Patrick stopped next to a man's foot. To Patrick, the foot seemed gigantic—like a whole creature)
Patrick: Maybe this guy knows where we are. He looks smart. He's got five heads.
(SpongeBob politely addressed the foot)
SpongeBob: Uh, sir? Could you tell us where to find a Krabby Patty?
Patrick: Hey, my friend's talking to you!
(No answer. Then they heard a snore. SpongeBob saw the rest of use sleeping man)
SpongeBob: (GASPS) A giant, hairy porpoise! (GASPS) It's beached! It's suffering. Poor thing.
(Sandy tried to tell the sea creatures about human beings)
Sandy: Y'all, those aren't porpoises.
Krabs: All hands on deck!
Sandy: Oh, brother.
Krabs: We need to get these guys back in the water.
(He waved his claws, directing the others to help him)
SPONGEBOB: Come on! Push!
KRABS: Heave!
ALL: Ho!
(The five teammates lined up along one side of the sleeping sunbather and started to push)
Krabs: Heave!
ALL: Ho!
(They managed to flip the man onto his face)
Krabs: Heave!
ALL: Ho!
Krabs: Put your back into it!
SpongeBob: Come on, push!
(They tried to flip him again, but they were getting tired. The man fell back onto them. From underneath the man...)
SQUIDWARD: Well, I guess this is where that horrible smell was coming from.
(They tunneled their way into a sand castle and climbed up to the top, where they met a little girl)
Girl: Whoa!
SpongeBob: Excuse me, do you know where we can get a Krabby Patty around here?
(A shadow fell over the sand castle. The girl's big brother had arrived. He saw the four sea creatures and Sandy)
Girl's Brother: Invaders!
SpongeBob: Uh-oh.
Girl's Brother: You get out of my sister's sand castle!
GIRL: Mom!
(He kicked the castle, sending the friends flying in different directions)
(Patrick landed on a little girl's ice cream. To him, it was a GIANT ice cream cone!)
Patrick: Oh! Where have you been all my life?
(Then he dove into the ice cream, eating his way through it)
(Squidward landed on the slippery, oily back of a sunbather. He tried to walk up her back, but he kept sliding in the suntan oil)
WOMAN: Mmm. Oh, Frank. That feels so good.
(The little girl spotted Patrick in her ice cream cone)
Another Girl: Gross!
(She flinched the cone away with Patrick still in it. The cone hit Squidward and knocked him off the sunbather's back. He and Patrick landed in the sand several feet away)
Patrick: Oh, hey, Squidward.
Squidward: (GROANING)
(SpongeBob and Sandy landed on an umbrella)
SpongeBob: Sandy! (SNIFFING) The Krabby Patty! I think I see where it's coming from!
(He tried to run off the umbrella, but it collapsed on the man underneath it. When the man opened the umbrella, SpongeBob and Sandy flew through the air and landed in a postcard rack next to Mr. Krabs)
(Patrick and Squidward climbed up the rack to join them)
Patrick: SpongeBob, you will not believe the size of the ice creams here. I wonder what other giant snacks they have. (GASPS) Cotton candy?
(SpongeBob and Patrick jump on the cotton candy cart)
SpongeBob: Wow.
Sandy: If you ate all that, you'd have enough energy to run around the whole world!
BOTH: Whoo-hoo!
(SpongeBob and Patrick jump into the cotton candy machine and they eat some then they go into a sugar rush and they laugh as they travel around the world until the camera zooms out to reveal them standing in front of a postcard rack and Sandy takes them off the rack)
(EXT. TOWN — DAY.)
Squidward: Ugh! When is the sugar gonna wear off?
(SpongeBob and Patrick fall on their faces, much to Squidward's relief, and SpongeBob gets up and he sniffs around as he climbs the postcard rack)
SpongeBob: (SNIFFING) Hey, guys, I smell Krabby Patties! I think it's this way!
(He led them onto a sidewalk. But then they looked up and SCREAMED!)
(A bunch of bicyclists, skaters, pedestrians, and skateboarders were speeding right toward them!)
KRABS: Don't leave me, Squidward!
(The team scrambled out of the way just in time)
SpongeBob: Now what?
Squidward: We're never going to make it!
ALL: Huh?
(SpongeBob looked around for a solution and spotted...a bicycle!)
(With SpongeBob and Patrick working the pedals and Sandy, Mr. Krabs, and Squidward on the handle-bars, they were able to make the bicycle glide right along)
SpongeBob: Heave!
Patrick: Ho!
SpongeBob: Heave!
Patrick: Ho!
SpongeBob: Heave!
Patrick: Ho!
SpongeBob: We're doing it, guys!
(To humans on the sidewalk, the bicycle looked like it was moving without a rider)
MAN: Dude, watch out!
(A skateboarder notices them working the bike and hits a light post)
Sandy: Hold on!
(When a mother with a baby stroller saw the bike, she stopped and starred. Mr. Krabs frantically rang the bike's bell—BRRING! BRRING! BRRING! BRRING!—but the mother didn't budge)
SQUIDWARD: SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Huh? Lean!
(So Mr. Krabs jumped from one bike handle to the other, tipping the bike just enough to make it swerve and miss the woman with the stroller)
(Unfortunately, that sent the bike straight toward a surfboard leaning against a truck. The bike zoomed up the surfboard and flipped upside down!)
Patrick: Yahoo!
(They all flew off the bike and landed in a toy wagon. WHUMP! The five team members peered up over the edge of the wagon and saw...)
(...BURGER BEARD' BURGERMOBILE!)
(A sign read HOME OF THE KRABBY PATTY. A long line of customers snaked away from the little order window)
Krabs: What the... (GASPS)
SpongeBob: What? "Home of the Krabby Patty"?
(The customers eagerly devoured the burgers as fast as they were served up)
SpongeBob: But The Krusty Krab is the home of the Krabby Patty! Mr. Krabs, what are we gonna do?
(Mr. Krabs read a smaller sign)
Krabs: $8.99 for a Krabby Patty? Why didn't I think of that?
(INT. BURGERMOBILE — DAY. Burger Beard was grilling up Krabby Patties, happily humming to himself. He heard a voice)
Krabs: You!
(It was Mr. Krabs. He was standing on a window ledge with SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, and Squidward, looking angry)
Krabs: Cease and desist that unauthorized patty flipping!
SpongeBob: Yeah, that's my job!
(Burger Beard dropped his spatula)
BURGER BEARD: How did you get here? You cannot breathe air.
SpongeBob: Well, there was this magical dolphin from the future who shot us out of his blowhole, and...
Burger Beard: Wait! Wait.
(Burger Beard interrupted as he flipped the pages of his book)
Burger Beard: That's not in the book.
Krabs: Book?
Burger Beard: There is no magical dolphin in this story.
Krabs: What story?
Burger Beard: The story of how Bikini Bottom was brought to its knees when its beloved Krabby Patty formula was stolen by me, Burger Beard.
(Patrick sat down to listen)
Patrick: How does it end?
(Burger Beard looked in his old book)
Burger Beard: Well, let me see. It looks like, uh, Burger Beard becomes the richest food truck proprietor in all the land.
SpongeBob: But how did you steal the formula?
(Burger Beard shrugged)
Burger Beard: That was easy. I simply rewrote the story, and... Poof!
(He held up the bottle for them to see. They all gasped)
Krabs: Me formuler!
Squidward: What do you mean, rewrote the story?
Burger Beard: Watch this.
(He pulled out a feather pen and wrote in his moldy old book, reading out loud)
Burger Beard:"The brave and handsome Burger Beard banished our poor heroes to be stranded on Pelican Island!"
(Energy began to swirl around SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs)
(And then they vanished!)
Burger Beard: (BURGER BEARD LAUGHING) "The End"!
(He slammed the book closed)
(EXT. PELICAN ISLAND — DAY. Pelican Island was a bleak, rocky island in the middle of the ocean. The five team members huddled on a gray rock while pelicans screeched and flapped around them. When a pelican clapped its beak near his nose, Squidward yelped)
SpongeBob: Oh, this looks bad. And these guys look hungry! Look out!
(A pelican buzzed over their heads)
Squidward: Nice. So this is what teamwork get you.
Krabs: Here. Take Squidward, you vile beasts!
(Patrick slumped on the rock)
Patrick: I want to be on a new team. This one's broken.
(SpongeBob turned to Sandy, desperate for a solution to their predicament)
SpongeBob: Sandy, you're smart. You have any ideas?
Sandy: I ain't been too smart since I found this old piece of paper!
(She pulled out the page from Burger Beard's book that said THE END and threw it down)
(Plankton popped up from SpongeBob's sock, looked at the paper, and laughed an evil laugh. No one noticed)
SpongeBob: What?
KRABS: Incoming!
(SpongeBob thought hard and got an idea)
SpongeBob: Wait a minute!
(As the pelican buzzed over their heads again, SpongeBob plucked a feather from its tail)
SpongeBob: (GRUNTS) Now all we need is some ink!
(He looked down at the rock near Squidward's feet)
SpongeBob: Oh. Which Squidward has helpfully provided.
(Squidward looked embarrassed)
Squidward: It happens when I'm nervous.
(SpongeBob dipped the sharp tip of the pelican feather into the puddle of Squidward's black ink)
Krabs: Whatever you're going to do, make it quick! They're closing in on us!
SpongeBob: I'm gonna write us an ending.
Patrick: Will it be a happy ending?
(SpongeBob nodded and smiled)
SpongeBob: It's going to be superpowered!
(He used the feather pen to write on the piece of paper from Burger Beard's book. When he finished writing, glowing bands of energy swirled around him, Patrick, Sandy, Mr. Krabs, and Squidward. Then they vanished in a burst of energy that scattered the pelicans!)
(The page SpongeBob had written on still lay on the rock. Plankton crawled out from his hiding place behind a stone and read the paper. Then he grabbed SpongeBob's feather pen)
Plankton: (LAUGHING EVILLY) I'll show you a happy ending.
(EXT. TOWN — DAY. Back at the Burgermobile, Burger Beard was inside his food truck, flipping Krabby Patties. Outside, customers enjoyed the delicious food)
(In the air above the beach, a swirling energy portal opened. The customers looked up to see what was happening)
(Four superheroes flew out of the portal! Thanks to the ending SpongeBob had written on the page, he, Patrick, Mr. Krabs, and Squidward were human-sized superheroes with incredibly muscular bodies and awesome powers! SpongeBob was THE INVICI-BUBBLE! Patrick was MR. SUPER-AWESOMENESS! Mr. Krabs was SIR PINCH-A-LOT! And Squidward was SOUR NOTE!
(SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs, and Squidward landed on their feet and struck heroic poses. Patrick posed facing the wrong way)
Patrick: Da-da-da-da!
SpongeBob: Patrick!
(Patrick turned around and faced the right way)
Patrick: Hey, I got feet!
(The crowd stared at them)
Human Customer: Oh, what is in these things?
(Burger Beard stuck his head out the ordering window to see what was going on)
SpongeBob: We'll take one secret formula to go!
(Burger Beard turns around and saw SpongeBob and his eyes widened. He walks towards the counter of his food truck)
SpongeBob: Clear the area, citizens. There's going to be some serious aft-kicking here.
(A customer takes his phone and snaps a picture of SpongeBob)
Burger Beard: But I banished you.
(SpongeBob turned to Squidward)
SpongeBob: Sour Note?
(Squidward put his hands together and his clarinet assembled itself right in his hands! He took a deep breath and blew. SQUOOORKKK!)
(When they heard the hideous sound of Sour Note's clarinet, everyone on the beach doubled over and covered their cars. Screaming, they ran away)
KYLE: My tiny little eardrums!
(Burger Beard ran out of his food truck to stop the people from leaving)
Burger Beard: Hey, hey, wait! Hold on! Hold on! Wait! Wait! Customers! Wait, please!
(Sour Note stopped playing)
SPONGEBOB: Mr. Superawesomeness, take him down.
(Patrick closed his eyes and concentrated. Two ice cream cones flew out of a couple of kids' hands and went straight to Patrick. Clouds formed overheard as Patrick raised the two ice cream cones to the sky)
(Then he lowered them and licked both cones at the same time)
SpongeBob: Um, maybe we should have picked a better superpower for you, Patrick.
(Burger Beard ran back to his truck, where he grabbed his old book and a feather pen)
Burger Beard: Let's see you get out of this one!
(When he saw what Burger Beard was going to do, SpongeBob gasped and turned to Mr. Krabs)
Krabs: Ka-ching!
(Mr. Krabs launched one of his claws at Burger Beard, pinning his hand holding the pen to the side of the truck)
(Burger Beard thought of a simple solution and switch the pen to his other hand)
(But Mr. Krabs fired his other claw, pinning that hand, too!)
(So Burger Beard took the feather pin in his mouth and tried to write in his magical book that way)
SpongeBob: Get ready for the Invinci-Bubble!
(He took a deep breath and blew a HUGE bubble out of the wand on his helmet)
(The bubble rocketed toward Burger Beard and snagged the magical book from his pinned hand, carrying it away)
Burger Beard: No! My book!
(SpongeBob turned to face Squidward, Patrick, and Mr. Krabs)
SpongeBob: All right, team, time for hands in the middle!
Krabs: Yes! Huh?
(Unfortunately, to do hands in the middle, Mr. Krabs had to call back one of his claws, which freed one of Burger Beard's hands. The pirate used his free hand to pry open the remaining claw and escape!)
SpongeBob: Great job, guys. We did it!
(Mr. Krabs put one of his claws on SpongeBob's hand. Patrick and Squidward put their hands in, and then all four hands were covered by a giant squirrel hand)
Patrick: Huh?
(It was Sandy!)
Sandy: What?
SpongeBob: Sandy? Is that you?
(The big squirrel struck a few poses and did some cool karate moves)
Sandy: You can call me The Rodent! Hi-yah!
(Patrick looked around)
Patrick: Hey, where'd the pirate go?
Squidward: Hmm. Uh...
(They all turned to look, and saw that the Burgermobile was gone! All that remained was Mr. Krabs's other claw, slowly spinning on the ground)
(SpongeBob looked around for clues that might reveal where Burger Beard had gone. He spotted a pool of golden liquid on the ground)
(He ran his finger through the puddle and licked his finger. Then he smacked his lips, nodding)
SpongeBob: It looks liked Burger Beard forget the first rule of mobile fry cooking. Always batten down your grease traps.
(SpongeBob pointed to a trail of golden liquid leading away from the spot where the Burgermobile had been parked)
Krabs: Follow that grease, team!
(His superhero suit sprouted jet engines)
(Mr. Krabs rocketed down a street that ran along the beach. Sandy sprinted behind him with Squidward on her back. Patrick brought up the rear, riding on SpongeBob's back as he propelled himself with his powerful bubble-blower!)
(On his Burgermobile, Burger Beard peered through a spyglass until he spotted the floating bubble with his old book trapped inside it)
BURGER BEARD: There she blows. (LAUGHING)
(But when he looked in his rear view mirror, Burger Beard saw the heroes gaining on him. Growling, he release his side sails. The sails gave him more speed, and he shot ahead)
SPONGEBOB: Whoo-hoo!
(But it was SpongeBob and Patrick, cruising on bubble power, who reached Burger Beard first)
SPONGEBOB: Whoo!
(Patrick climbed on board)
Burger Beard: Oh, no, you don't.
(But accidentally sent SpongeBob spinning away. SpongeBob managed to grab Patrick's shorts, pulling them down until he could see Patrick's butt crack)
SpongeBob: (SCREAMS)
(Burger Beard dropped his heavy anchor, knocking SpongeBob and Patrick off the Burgermobile)
Burger Beard: (LAUGHING EVILLY)
(He spotted the book in the bubble floating above his ship-truck. Letting go of the steering wheel, Burger Beard climbed up into the crow's nest. He was so eager to get his magic book that he didn't notice SpongeBob, Patrick, Mr. Krabs, Sandy, and Squidward standing on his anchor, behind the Burgermobile!)
SpongeBob: He's after the book! Sandy, use your squirrel powers!
Sandy: Roger that!
(She ran up the anchor's chain and onto the Burgermobile)
(But as SpongeBob watched anxiously, Burger Beard got closer and closer to his magic book)
SpongeBob: Oh, she's never gonna make it!
(He spotted a large metal statue just ahead on the right side of the road)
SpongeBob: Huh? Everyone... Lean!
(They all leaned to the right, and the anchor hooked on the statue)
(The Burgermobile jolted, and Sandy fell right off)
(Three seagulls are eating popcorn and wearing 3D glasses, as if it were some sort of superhero movie)
Andy: That's what you get.
(But the Burgermobile didn't stop. It kept going, dragging the heavy statue behind it. Mr. Krabs, Squidward, SpongeBob, and Patrick were sent flying into the street. Burger Beard managed to hold on to the mast)
(As the Burgermobile slowly came to a halt, Burger Beard grabbed for the book in the bubble)
Burger Beard: Come here. Come here.
SpongeBob: The book! Sour Note!
(Squidward blew his clarinet. The clarinet's horrible sonic wave popped the bubble, and the book fell down into the truck)
(He jumped down into the truck just in time to see his precious book burst into flames on the grill)
Burger Beard: (SCREAMING)
(SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs strode up to the pirate)
SpongeBob: All right, Burger Beard, prepare to be teamworked!
Burger Beard: I'm going to scrub my armpits with you.
SpongeBob: Uh, I don't get it.
Squidward: Because you're a sponge.
Burger Beard: Duh.
SpongeBob: Oh. Get him, The Rodent!
Sandy: Consider him roasted!
(Sandy filled her cheeks with nuts from a handy bin and fired them at Burger Beard. But the wily pirate batted the nuts away with his spatula until she ran out of them))
Sandy: Huh? Aw, nuts! I'm all out of nuts!
(Burger Beard used a rope to hoist himself up into the crow's nest)
Patrick: Justice is best soft served.
(Patrick summoned dozens of ice cream cones to fly at him, pointy end first)
SpongeBob: Patrick, I should have never doubted your powers!
(Burger Beard jumped out of the crow's nest and swung around on a rope. The ice cream cones followed him. But when he swerved back up, the ice cream cones all headed straight for Patrick! He fell to the ground, covered in ice cream)
Patrick: I can't think of a sweeter way to go.
(Burger Beard dangled the secret formula in his hand)
Burger Beard: Ha! It's all mine!
Krabs: Not so fast, Booger Beard!
(He shot his claws at the mast, cutting it into three pieces. The pirate fell to the deck and dropped the formula, which rolled into the street. Mr. Krabs's claws flew back to his arms)
Krabs: Me formuler. Huh?
(But before he could grab it...)
Burger Beard: This will make you feel a little butter.
Krabs: Not melted butter!
(Burger Beard shot him away with a blast of melted butter)
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs!
(SpongeBob reached for the formula, but Burger Beard saw him. The pirate pulled on a lever. Hatches opened on the Burgermobile and REAL CANNONS popped out!)
Burger Beard: Voila!
SpongeBob: Uh-oh.
(A cannonball was rocketing towards him!)
(Using his incredible flexibility, SpongeBob managed to dodge all of Burger Beard's cannonballs. One flew right through SpongeBob used his bubble wand to catch every single one in a bubble, rendering each cannonball harmless)
Patrick: They're beautiful!
(He reached up to touch one floating over his head. POP! WHAM! The bubble popped, and the cannonball fell on Patrick, knocking him out cold)
SpongeBob: Patrick!
(BLAM! Distracted, SpongeBob failed to dodge Burger Beard's last cannonball, which sent him flying. The pirate laughed a long, loud, evil laugh)
(SpongeBob lay on the ground with cannonballs falling from bubbles all around him)
(Still laughing his evil laugh, Burger Beard grabbed the secret formula and ran back to his Burgermobile)
BURGER BEARD: I gotcha!
(Covered in ice cream, Patrick crawled over to SpongeBob and cradled his best buddy's head)
Patrick: SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Patrick?
Patrick: Talk to me, buddy.
SpongeBob: I'm... I'm seeing a bright light.
(Patrick moved his head to block the sun, which was shining right in SpongeBob's eyes)
Patrick: Is this better?
SpongeBob: Much. Thank you. But the discomfort I feel in my eyes is nothing compared to the shame I feel for letting down the Patty. For letting down Bikini Bottom.
Patrick: Yeah, SpongeBob, you really blew it.
SpongeBob: No, Patrick, we blew it, as a team.
Patrick: Nope. This one's on you.
(Inside the Burgermobile, Burger Beard hummed happily as he started the engine)
(Suddenly, a loud voice boomed through the food truck)
PLANKTON: Where do you think you're going?
(Burger Beard looked around and saw...Plankton!)
Burger Beard: (LAUGHING) Why don't you get going, little fella, before you hurt yourself?
(Burger Beard put his Burgermobile in gear and hit the gas, but the vehicle wouldn't move. When Burger Beard looked around again, he saw the reason)
(Plankton now had a huge, strong body! He was holding one end of the truck up over his head. He shifted his hands and lifted the entire Burgermobile over his head)
(SpongeBob saw the new version of his teammate)
SpongeBob: Plankton?
Plankton: It's Plank-Ton! (to Burger Beard) Come on down from there, little fella. You wouldn't want to get hurt.
(He flipped the Burgermobile upside down and shook it. Burger Beard screamed as he fell. He managed to snag the broken mast and climb up into the ship-truck through a trapdoor in the deck)
(Plankton growled, flipped the ship right-side up, shook it, and spun it around like a basketball. Inside, Burger Beard was pinned to the wall by the force of Plankton's spinning. Kitchen knives flew at a Plankton, narrowly missing him)
(Plankton's huge red eye peered through the window of the Burgermobile)
Plankton: Come out, come out, wherever you are! Huh?
(Burger Beard squeezed hot sauce straight into Plankton's eye)
Plankton: (SCREAMS) My eye!
(He threw the food truck down onto its side, and Burger Beard jumped out and ran down the street)
SpongeBob: He's getting away!
(Plankton jumped out from behind the ruined Burgermobile)
Plankton: Ready for a Plank-Ton of bubbles?
(SpongeBob smiled and nodded. Plankton picked him up, took a deep breath, and BLEW through SpongeBob's bubble wand. A massive cloud of bubbles headed for Burger Beard)
(The pirate looked back and saw an avalanche of bubbles bearing down on him. He tried to run, but slipped and slid so much on the the soapy bubbles that he ended up running in place. Plankton reached down and picked him up by the hat)
(Holding Burger Beard in one hand, Plankton held out his other hand)
Plankton: The formula, please.
Burger Beard: Come on. Team up with me. We'll be rich and powerful! Huh?
(SpongeBob and Patrick gasped. Would Plankton accept the pirate's offer?)
(Plankton shook his head)
PLANKTON: No, thanks. I'm already part of a teamwork.
(He moved his hand closer to the pirate. Burger Beard gave him the bottle that held the secret formula. Plankton drew back his muscular foot and punted the pirate far, far away)
Burger Beard: (SCREAMING)
(He flew through the air. He returned to the  deserted island where he'd lost all his treasure, buried up to his neck in sand. A seagull landed on his bare head. Burger Beard moaned)
(Back on the boardwalk)
Patrick: Can we do hands in the middle again?
SpongeBob: Yes, we can, Patrick. But this time, there's one more hand to go in the middle.
(SpongeBob put his hand in. Patrick put his on top of SpongeBob's, followed by Mr. Krabs, Squidward's and Sandy's)
(But where was Plankton's?)
SpongeBob: Plankton?
(Plankton was standing nearby, staring at the secret formula in his hand. The secret formula he'd been trying to get ahold of for so many years)
Plankton: Hmm.
Krabs: (GASPS) Oh, no.
(He is thinking Plankton was going to keep the formula for himself)
(Plankton handed the bottle to Mr. Krabs)
Plankton: Here you go, Krabs.
Krabs: Huh?
Plankton: She's all yours.
(Mr. Krabs joyfully took the bottle. Then he looked suspicious)
Krabs: This doesn't have another insulting note in it, does it?
Plankton: No, that's the old me. The one who turned his back on everything important just to have that formula all to himself. But I realize now that keeping something to myself is... Selfish.
SpongeBob: Especially when that something is the Krabby Patty.
(He turned to the other team members)
SpongeBob: Okay, everybody, let's get back to Bikini Bottom and... (GASPS)
(Suddenly, he realized something awful)
SpongeBob: Oh, no! I don't have the page!
Sandy: Oh, no!
Krabs: (GASPS)
SPONGEBOB: It must be back on Pelican Island!
(Plankton reassured him)
Plankton: Don't worry. I thought of everything.
(He handed the last page of the book to SpongeBob)
Plankton: All right, SpongeBob, take us home.
SpongeBob: Thanks.
(He looked around for Squidward and saw him admiring his own superhero body)
SpongeBob: Squidward!
Squidward: Oh, yeah.
SpongeBob: Come on, it's time to go back and open up The Krusty Krab!
(Squidward looked appalled)
Squidward: Are you out of your patty-flipping mind? I'll never leave this place! I mean, look at me. I'm a god!
SpongeBob: No, Squidward, you're a cashier.
(SpongeBob started to write on the page from the magic book)
Squidward: Wait a minute! What? No!
(Energy swirled around them and they vanished!)
(INT. DINING AREA, THE KRUSTY KRAB — DAY. Back in the Krusty Krab, Squidward appeared behind his cash register, back to his normal self)
Squidward: (SIGHS) Well, it was fun while lasted.
(Mr. Krabs, Sandy,nPatrick, and SpongeBob re-appeared. They, too, were back to normal)
SpongeBob: Don't be sad, Squidward. I left you a little surprise under your shirt!
(Squidward lifted his shirt, and was delighted to see...)
SQUIDWARD: Rock-hard abs! (amazed) Aw, SpongeBob, you're okay in my book.
SpongeBob: Aw, shucks.
Customer: Excuse us!
(They all turned to see a huge line of customers snaking out the door of the restaurant)
Customer: We'd like 3,000 Krabby Patties, please!
(Mr. Krabs IMITATES CASH REGISTER)
Squidward: That sound must mean things are back to normal.
(SpongeBob zipped into the kitchen and returned with a tray full of sandwiches)
SpongeBob: Who wants 3,000 Krabby Patties?
(The customers all cheered!)
SpongeBob: First one's for you, Gary.
(He handed a Krabby Patty to his pet snail)
SpongeBob: Extra mayo, just the way you like it.
Gary: (MEOWS)
(He takes the Krabby Patty in his mouth)
SpongeBob: A-ha! Caught you red-handed! Gary hates mayo. Plankton!
(SpongeBob opened Gary's shell, revealing Plankton hidden inside, operating a robot version)
SpongeBob: Up to your old tricks again already, eh?
Plankton: (innocently) Hey, I'm just putting things back back the way they were.
(The real Gary crawled up next to SpongeBob)
SpongeBob: What do you have to say about this, Gary?
Gary: (ROARS)
Plankton: Oh, shrimp.
(Moments later, he was riding his robot snail out the front door of the Krusty Krab, screaming. Gary chased him out, still roaring)
(As he watched Plankton ride away, SpongeBob waved goodbye)
SpongeBob: See you later, tee-am-mate!
(The Squidwardosaurus Rex tries to eat a Krabby Patty, but he can't reach his mouth due to his short arms)
(EXT. BIKINI ATOLL — DAY. A seagull puts Burger Beard's hat on his head)
Seagull: Now can we sing it?
SEAGULLS: Yeah!
(The seagulls start pleading)
Kyle: Pwease, Mr. Piwate?
Burger Beard: Oh, Kyle... How can I say no to you?
(A seagull places a picture frame in front of Burger Beard)
Burger Beard: Are you ready, kids?
SEAGULLS: Aye-aye, Captain!
Burger Beard: Uh, what did you say? There's sand in my ears and I can't hear you!
SEAGULLS: Aye-aye, Captain!
ALL: Oh...
(They all start singing the SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song as the scene becomes animated)
Painty the Pirate: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Seagulls: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Painty the Pirate: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
Seagulls: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Painty the Pirate: If nautical nonsense be something you wish
Seagulls: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Painty the Pirate: The drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
Seagulls: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Painty the Pirate: Ready?
Painty the Pirate & Seagulls: SpongeBob SquarePants!
BUBBLES: Stop it.
Painty the Pirate & Seagulls: SpongeBob SquarePants!
BUBBLES: That's enough.
Painty the Pirate & Seagulls: SpongeBob SquarePants!
(The portal suddenly opened and Bubbles appeared in the scene)
Bubbles: Silence!
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
Seagull: Oh, man. I like that song. What happened?
Bubbles: I don't like that song and I put an end to it.
Seagull: Well, this music is terrible.
Bubbles: I suppose you're entitled to your... Wait. Why am I talking to you?
(RAPPING) You're an inferior species
What could you know about taste?
(Bubbles hold a trash can lid with trash on it)
Bubbles: You get excited by a pile of trash on a plate
While I'm a spacetime traveler
Fabric unraveler
(He grabs a Krabby Patty that fell off a building)
Bubbles: Saving the Patty's in the past
But now I'm rapping ya
(A TV falls on the beach showing a scene from the show's opening)
Bubbles: That song's so bad
That I can't even stand it
Dispense with this nonsense at once
I demand it!
(Bubbles blasts a seagull with his blowhole laser)
Bubbles: You all stand no chance against my power
Don't try it
Just sit there with your flappy beak shut and be quiet!
Seagulls: Hold up, fish guts
You can't insult us
The Seagull crew
(A stamp that reads CENSORED appears in front of the seagull's mouth)
Seagulls: We're in no mood to hear (SQUAWKS) from you!
(A cloud blows the seagulls away)
Seagulls: We're floating on the breeze
Party in seven seas
You got your nose on your head
You blow up when you sneeze
(Bubbles's blowhole explodes)
Seagulls: Why's this guy so mean?
'Cause he's older than a fossil
(Bubbles is shown literally staring blankly into space and cries)
Seagulls: All alone up in space
Yeah, that must be awful
Painty the Pirate: Here, knock it off!
Yer making the movie too long!
Seagull: Why don't you take us back in time so we can finish our song?
Bubbles: (HUFFS) Fine.
(Rewinding)
Painty the Pirate & Seagulls: SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Painty the Pirate: SpongeBob SquarePants!
(The camera zooms out to show a couple of whales emerging from water and hillbillies with banjos on elephants and an airplane passes with a banner that "SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS." The elephants trumpeted and fireworks exploded in the air while the portal opened and Bubbles appeared again)
Bubbles: That was pretty good, actually.
(THE END)

(Reggae music plays as the credits start to roll with SpongeBob, Patrick, Mr. Krabs, Pearl, Larry, Mrs. Puff, Sandy and Squidward walking in a conga line to the song Squeeze Me)
PATRICK: Oh, yeah, sorry! (catching up with SpongeBob)
Pearl: This dance is so last year.
(Mr. Krabs takes Patrick's wallet and Patrick's shorts fall down, pockets the cash and throws the wallet at Mrs. Puff, which makes her bloat and the conga line continues with Patrick's shorts around his ankles)
Squidward: You know what this needs? A little interpretive dance!
(He does the dance move as seen in Culture Shock)

(The real credits)
CAST (in order of appearance)
Antonio Banderas — Burger Beard
Tom Kenny — SpongeBob SquarePants, Gary, Agreeable Mob Member, Waffle
Clancy Brown — Mr. Krabs
Rodger Bumpass — Squidward Tentacles, Doctor, Angry Mob Member #2, Doughnut, Squidwardosaurus Rex
Bill Fagerbakke — Patrick Star, Male Fish, Eager Customer
Carolyn Lawrence — Sandy Cheeks
Mr. Lawrence — Plankton, Plankton Robot, News Anchor Fish
Matt Berry — Bubbles
Eric Bauza — Seagull
Tim Conway — Seagull
Eddie Deezen — Seagull
Rob Paulsen — Seagull
Kevin Michael Richardson — Seagull
April Stewart — Seagull
Cree Summer — Seagull
Billy West — Seagull
Carlos Alazraqui — Seagull, Dead Parrot
Nolan North — Seagull, Dead Parrot, Pigeon Cabbie
Paul Tibbitt — Kyle, Helpful Angry Mob Member
Jill Talley — Karen (the Computer Wife), Harold's Wife, Ice Cream Cone #2
Dee Bradley Baker — Sandals, Customer #1, Fish on Bubble, Perch Perkins, Angry Fish, Maple Syrup Jar, Waffle, Ice Cream Cone #1, Furballs, Giant Cute Kitty, Rainbow, Spotlight Guard, Angry Guard #1, Tough Mob Member
Sirena Irwin — Computer Voice, Shocked Mob Member
Mary Jo Catlett — Mrs. Puff
Mark Fite — Customer #2
Thomas F. Wilson — Angry Customer #1
Riki Lindhome — Popsicle
Kate Micucci — Popsicle
Stephen Hillenburg — Baby in Stroller
Lori Alan — Pearl

(GARY ROARS)
(SCREAMING)