Cinderella's PhilharMagic

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CINDERELLA:
Do you remember the story
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of a girl who lived a life of cinders,
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and how she found true love because
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she kept a beautiful dream in her heart?
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(GIGGLING)
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Of course it helped that she had
mouse friends who could sew
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and a Fairy Godmother who could
do wonders with pumpkins.
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Well, that girl is me.
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(GIGGLING)
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What a perfectly perfect life
It's a fairy tale come true
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I'm a princess and a wife
all because I fit a shoe
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When I dreamed of love
who'd have guessed I'd end up here
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At the end of a perfectly perfect year
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(CHUCKLING) Would
my perfectly perfect wife
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put on her perfectly fitting shoes?
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You found my shoes.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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Better hurry. Fairy Godmother's waiting.
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What were the mice
using them for this time?
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Boats.
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There.
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-(GASPS)
-(CHUCKLES)
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CINDERELLA: Oh, what a
wonderfully perfectly perfect year!
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Why should we have to do the chores?
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I would rather rot in jail
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Washing dishes and scrubbing floors
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That's just great I broke a nail
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BOTH: Cinderella is in the palace
living a life of luxury
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And we've not once
been invited to a ball
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Or even tea
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Why don't I get a happy ending?
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Where's the prince who'll marry me?
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When will this horrible
nightmare disappear?
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Pathetic.
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Oh, what a perfectly
miserably awful year
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PRINCE: Give me your hand.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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Somewhere there must be
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Someone who'll love me
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And show me
a world that I never knew
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He'll ask for my hand
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And I'll say "I do"
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Oh, wouldn't it be finer than fine
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If that perfectly perfect love
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Were mine
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(FAIRY GODMOTHER CHUCKLING)
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He's a perfectly charming prince
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She's a charmingly perfect lass
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They've lived happily ever
since she fit the slipper
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GUS: Made of glass
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Take your place everyone
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The time is drawing near to celebrate
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ALL: A perfectly perfect year
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Surprise!
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(GROANING)
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(GASPS)
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A perfect anniversary party
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That we planned for you
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And I threw in some magic
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With a bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
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Just like the night
I sent you to the ball
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So that's how Cinderella did it. Magic.
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On this perfectly perfect day
there is magic in the air
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Gee, I wonder if that old lady
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Has a wand that she could spare
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What could ever come between us?
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I would gladly volunteer
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FAIRY GODMOTHER:
And as for the future
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Well, it's perfectly clear
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ALL: It's sure to be another magically
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Tragically
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ALL: Perfectly perfect year
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Perfect!
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(GRUNTING)
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Mother! Mother!
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Mother!
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Anastasia, where have you been?
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Slacking off again.
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Mother, our troubles are over!
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A stick?
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Ooh! Let's beat her with it.
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No, no, no, no. Not a stick.
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A magic wand.
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Well, she finally cracked.
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I saw this nutty old woman and zap!
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She gave Cinderella the beautiful
gown and, oh, the Prince.
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I blame the housework.
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Oh, I'll prove it to you.
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Oh, what were those words again?
Wappity-pappity-poo?
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Skip-skip-scadoo? No, I know it.
I know it. I think.
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Oh, no, I've got it.
I've got it. Bibbidi-bobbidi...
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Oh! There it is!
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Child, put that down!
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In the wrong hands that wand
could be extremely dangerous.
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Now, now give it back to me
you silly little goose.
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No way, Grandma.
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo!
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(SNARLS AND QUACKS)
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FAIRY GODMOTHER:
Look what you've done.
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Now give me back my wand.
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ANASTASIA: No, I need it,
you silly old garden gnome!
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Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo!
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(GASPS)
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ANASTASIA: Oh!
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Uh-oh.
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Hello? Hello... Hello, Grandma?
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Ohhh! Oh!
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I... I'm sorry.
Oh, I didn't mean to hurt you.
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So this is how Cinderella did it.
What delicious irony.
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Do you realize what this means, girls?
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Yes! No more laundry!
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(GROANS)
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It means power, riches,
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revenge.
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BOTH: Oh.
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I wanna be dirty, filthy, stinking rich!
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Oh, I want a prince of my own!
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Oh, please, please, please.
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-Give it to me!
-No, give it to me!
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Girls! Girls!
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First things first.
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Now, Cinderella,
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to undo your trickery
and take what's rightfully ours,
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I call upon all
the forces of the universe!
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Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo!
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Reverse the moon and sun,
turn back tide and time,
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unravel Cinderella's happily ever after
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to the moment my troubles began!
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(CLOCK CHIMING)
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(GASPS)
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STEPMOTHER: Stop!
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(ANASTASIA AND DRIZELLA GASP)
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BOTH: Wow.
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(HORSE WHINNIES)
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(GASPS) The Grand Duke!
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It worked.
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Magnificent!
And no one knows except us.
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Get ready. This is your second
chance. Don't waste it.
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Where's Cinderella?
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She's exactly where
she was the first time.
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JAQ AND GUS: Cinderelly!
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-(GASPS)
-(BUGLE CALL)
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The Grand Duke!
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Your Excellence.
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Your Grace.
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His Grace will now read
the royal procla...
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Pardon me, but we're all
aware of His Grace's purpose.
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Perhaps we should just get on with it.
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Quite, madam. Quite.
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-Ooh.
-(SNORTS)
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(SQUEAKING)
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(BOTH GROAN)
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(SIGHS)
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Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
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(BOTH GASP)
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(EXCLAIMS) It fits!
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It fits?
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It fits!
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Mother, it fits.
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Gee. I wonder if it fits.
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It fits, it fits! Oh, Mother!
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(LUCIFER SNARLING)
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I'm gonna get my prince!
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Whoo-hoo!
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Grace and poise, my dear!
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(DISHES CLATTERING)
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(CLEARS THROAT) I hereby declare
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that we have found
the Prince's bride-to-be.
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(PLAYING BUGLE)
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We must return to the palace at once!
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(GIGGLING)
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(GLASS SHOE CLANKING)
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No. It can't be.
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Would Your Grace excuse me?
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I must have a word with my maid.
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Oof!
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(CINDERELLA GASPS)
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You look confused, dear.
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How could the slipper
have fit Anastasia?
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I danced with the Prince.
That was my slipper.
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Here, I have the other one.
I'm the one he's looking for.
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You may have danced with him
You may even have thought it was love.
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But the slipper fits Anastasia,
and that's who he's marrying.
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Whatever you think happened
last night was a dream.
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(GASPS)
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I don't care where
you go or what you do,
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but you stay away from the palace.
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Stay away from the Prince.
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Oh, and clean up that broken glass.
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(WHIP CRACKS)
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(HORSE WHINNIES)
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Duh... What just a-happened?
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I... I don't understand.
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I've...
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(SINGING) I've always dreamed
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That my life could be
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Like a fairy tale
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A perfect fantasy
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Every day a new adventure
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On some undiscovered shore
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Was it nothing more
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Than a dream?
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Then one magic night
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With a single dance
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I found more that
just a storybook romance
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And for once my life was perfect
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As we glided 'cross the floor
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And it was so much more
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So much more than a dream
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I could say it never happened
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Just a dream from the start
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But then I'd live my life
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With a broken heart
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(BAWLING)
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No, no. No cry, Gus-Gus.
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Princey knows he danced
with Cinderelly.
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Yes, of course he does.
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Oh, if I just see him again...
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Yeah, yeah, see Princey!
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Yes. Everything will be all right.
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Everything will be all right.
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Duh... Yeah, yeah!
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'Cause in a prince's arms
I've found a love I can't deny
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If there's any chance
to set things right
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I've simply got to try
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So I'll trust my heart
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What else can I do?
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I can't live in dreams
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If my dreams are to come true
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There's a better life that's waiting
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Past the mountains I must climb
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I will take a chance on love
to get my once upon a time
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(SIGHS)
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Oh, I want so much more
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So much more
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Than a dream
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(CHIRPING)
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JAQ: Cinderelly,

big blue guards.
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(GROWLS) Gus-Gus handle 'em.
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Let me at 'em! Let me at 'em!
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(CHIRPING)
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Um... Let's try
the servant's entrance first.
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MAN 1: Good morning, sir.
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MAN 2: Good morning.
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Onions for the King. Well done.
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Strawberries, sir.
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(CHIRPING)
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Keep out of sight.
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The King is waiting. There you are.
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MAN 1: The King will enjoy them.

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MAN 2: They're his favorite.
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Hmm?
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(GASPS)
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(GROANS)
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Now, all we have to do is
find him and everything will be...
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Stop! You there.
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Who are you?
What are you doing here?
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I...
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I'm in charge of all the servants
in this castle,
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and I've never seen you before.
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What is your purpose?
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My purpose. Well... Um... I... I...
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I'm the royal mouse catcher.
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(BOTH GASP)
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Royal mouse catcher? Preposterous.
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Snap 'em and trap 'em.
That's my motto.
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Oh, no!
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In the 30 years
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that I have supervised...
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(DISHES CLATTERING)
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...this castle,
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I can assure you there has never
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ever been a single, solitary...
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WOMAN: Mouse!
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(GLASS CHATTERING)
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(WOMEN SCREAMING)
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-Where is it?
-Mice!
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(CHUCKLING)
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(TARZAN-LIKE SHOUT)
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Oh, please, let me help.
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This is my kitchen. I'll take care of it!
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Take that!
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And that! Vile vermin!
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Please, I can handle this!
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Not now!
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I've got them on the run!
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Really, I can help.
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(GROANS)
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(GROWLS)
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There he is! I got him! I got him!
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So then, I'll just go get those mice.
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(GLASS SHATTERING)
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CINDERELLA: Come on, guys.
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-Nice work.
-(JAQ AND GUS CHEER)
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If we split up,
we'll find the Prince faster.
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Split up! Righty-o!
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But, Dad...
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Those aren't reasons!
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(GROANING) Breeding, refinement!
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These are the reasons
to marry someone.
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Not their choice in transparent footwear!
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(GROANS)
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Ooh! Nice parry.
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Thanks.
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(BOTH STRAINING)
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It's not about the slipper.
It's the girl in the slipper.
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She was... Well, she was...
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She was what?
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(GRUNTS) Well, she was the one.
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I know it.
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KING: You think there's only
one woman in the kingdom
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who wears a size four and a half?
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It's all I have to go on here.
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Oh, poppycock!
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(KING MOANS)
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You remember when you met Mom?
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You said the first time
you touched her hand
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you just knew, instantly.
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Mmm. The stars were
brighter that night.
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Dad, you found true love.
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That's all I want.
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(BUGLE CALL)
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Oh! They found her!
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(CREAKING)
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(GASPS) Zug-zug!
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GRAND DUKE: Now, if you ladies
would please have a seat,
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the Prince will be right with you.
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My Prince!
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Your Highness!
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Oh, hello.
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Am I in the right room? Of course
I'm in the right room. Um...
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Well, there... There seems
to be a little mix-up here.
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I assure you, Your Highness,
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the slipper fits my daughter's foot.
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(SPUTTERS) See? See?
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Huh. How could he miss it?
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Oh, yeah, I see. Um...
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It's just that I was expecting...
Well, someone else.
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I really do feel awful about this.
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But the royal proclamation declared...
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Yes, but it would appear that, uh,
more than one girl
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actually fits the slipper.
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(CLEARS THROAT) I'm very sorry
to have inconvenienced you. Um...
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Why don't I have the Grand Duke
escort you home safely.
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(WHIMPERS)
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If you'll please excuse me.
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Phew!
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-But... But...
-Quiet!
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You will forget who you danced
with at the ball,
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and marry the girl who fits the slipper
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tonight. Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
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(GROANS)
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Wait. Hold the trumpet!
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It's all coming back.
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It is you.
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(BOTH GASP)
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Please. Please tell me your name.
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It's Anastasia.
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(SIGHS) Anastasia.
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Well, I... I know it's sudden,
but will you marry me?
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Yes! Whoo-hoo! Yippee!
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(LAUGHING MANICACALLY)
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(GRUNTING)
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Ah!
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(STEPMOTHER CLEARS THROAT)
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Yes. Er...
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I... I mean, yes. Definitely yes.
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I will marry you.
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Excellent. The ceremony
will take place tonight.
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I trust that meets
with your approval, Sire.
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The sooner the better.
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Splendid. Then tonight
we will have a new princess.
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Wonderful. I'll go tell my father.
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Not good! We have
to find Cinderelly, Gus-Gus!
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(DOOR OPENING)
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ANASTASIA: I feel better already.

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STEPMOTHER:

Grace and poise, girls.
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Just remember, grace and poise.
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(GLASS SHOE CLANKING)
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ANASTASIA: Right.

Grace and poise.
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Oh, look, a harp.
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(PLUCKS HARP)
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(HARP SHATTERS)
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(PLUCKING STOPS)
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(GASPS)
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STEPMOTHER: Lucifer?
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(PURRING)
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(SNIFFING)
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Lucifer?
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(MEOWS)
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Lucifer! Come here!
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(SNARLS)
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Phew.
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(GASPS)
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CINDERELLA: Your Highness.
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Yes?
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Hello. (GIGGLES)
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Um.. Hello.
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It's wonderful to see you again.
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Um... I'm sorry, have we met?
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(GIGGLES)
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I believe we danced
last night at the ball.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Well, uh... Maybe you've mistaken me
for some other prince.
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I don't think so.
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You are quite the dancer.
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Well, it wasn't just me.
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It was the lady I was
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dancing with.
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Oh, Your Highness.
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Uh... As a matter of fact,
I'm gonna marry her.
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Marry? Really?
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Yes! Tonight.
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Tonight?
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Once you dance
with someone like Anastasia,
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you don't want to waste any time.
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Did you say Anastasia?
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Yes.
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But...
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Well... I guess I better be going.
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I've got to tell my father.
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But that's not right.
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I'm sorry?
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You there. Royal mouse catcher!
I need you this...
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Oh. Oh, I'm sorry, Your Grace.
I didn't realize...
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I was the one...
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I need her this instant!
Please excuse us, Your Highness?
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Please. I'm sorry, just one moment.
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No, no, no.
Of course, I can see you're busy.
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I'll... I'll let you go.
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But it was me.
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Start here! I want this castle
completely rodent-free
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in time for the wedding.
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(DOOR SLAMS)
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GUS: Cinderelly! Cinderelly!
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Gus?
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Cinderelly!
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BOTH: Whoa!
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JAQ: We found Princey!
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I did, too. But he doesn't
even know who I am.
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No, no, no!
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It's a-magic.
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What? What are you talking about?
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(BOTH BABBLE INCOHERENTLY)
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Stepmother?
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Fairy Godmother?
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Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
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She stole it?
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-Boo-hoo-hoo!
-I show Princey!
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Princey! Princey!
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My Cinderelly awaits.
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Princey, you will marry Anastasia.
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Anesthesia.
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Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
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She made him forget who I am.
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Magic! That explains it.
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Boys, we have to get that wand!
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Madame, the King himself
has instructed me
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to be solely in charge of this affair.
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I assure you I have it
entirely under control.
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Oh, really?
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(SCOFFS)
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(ANASTASIA AND DRIZELLA GASP)
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ANASTASIA: Look at that!
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It's perfect!
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(DRIZELLA CACKLING)
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(SNIFFS) They smell lovely.
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Dispose of those roses at once.
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Anastasia's health is quite...
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Ah-choo!
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...delicate.
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I'm quite sure I mentioned that to you
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Madam, I do not...
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Quite sure.
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Yes.
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Well, perhaps the young ladies
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would like to sample the hors d'oeuvres.
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(ANASTASIA AND DRIZELLA GASP)
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Your Grace, a word.
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(MUTTERS)
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These preparations
are entirely unacceptable.
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(SLURPING)
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What a pig!
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DRIZELLA: Who's the pig now?
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(LAUGHS)
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STEPMOTHER:

You call this a cake?
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(SNARLING)
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This wedding must reflect
my daughter's elegance.
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Drizella will be singing in the ceremony.
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Are you sure that's a good idea?
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Oh, wait till you meet her, Dad.
She has everything.
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Breeding, refinement...
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(CHUCKLING) Yes, yes.
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No!
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(PLATE SHATTERING)
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Are we in the right room?
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You! How could you let this happen?
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(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
Don't mind this.
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I shall have it cleaned up in no time.
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See that you do!
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I want this wedding to go off
without a hitch.
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And if it doesn't...
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Oh, no! Please, Sire.
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I can explain. I, well, you see...
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Father, allow me introduce
my bride-to-be, Anastasia.
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Anastasia, this is my dad.
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It is an honor, Your Majesty.
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Charmed, I'm sure.
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So who's up for a dance?
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STEPMOTHER: Your little

escapade back there

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could have cost us everything!
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Don't ruin this!
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Go get him, twinkle toes.
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(ORCHESTRA WARMS UP)
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Oh, I don't dance much.
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You're too modest.
That's how we met, remember?
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Oh, right. Of course.
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I'll never forget when I first touched
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your hand.
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(ORCHESTRA PLAYING)
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-(GROANS)
-Oh! I'm sorry.
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It won't happen again.
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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(PRINCE GROANS)
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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(GASPS)
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(GROANS)
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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-(MOANS)
-Oh!
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(SCREAMS)
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I'm sorry.
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Oh, dear. (WHIMPERS)
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Um... Are you okay?
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Oh! Oh, sorry, these aren't my shoes.
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I mean, what am I saying?
Of course they're my shoes.
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Oh, I just don't know
what's wrong with me today.
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Oh, no, no, it was my fault.
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I'm afraid I'm just not up-to-date
on the latest dance steps.
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(CLEARS THROAT) Sire, if I may,
um, your fitting.
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Oh. Oh, yes. This was fun. Thank you.
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Well, if you'll please excuse me.
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(CHUCKLES) Um, come along, Sire.
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And after the fitting,
we must approve the butter sculpture.
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I think it's a stunning likeness.
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La-la-la-la-la-la...
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Well, no grace, no poise.
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Other than that, it was lovely.
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He was nice to me.
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(SNICKERING) That's because
he's under a spell.
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He'd have to be, to fall for you.
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It's more than that.
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-KING: Ladies!
-(BOTH GASP)
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STEPMOTHER: Your Majesty!

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KING: I need to speak with my future
daughter-in-law immediately.
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Alone!
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Let's make a run for it while we can.
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No, Sire, Sire, I'll have a dozen
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dance instructors sent in immediately.
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Something's wrong.
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(GASPING) An army
of dance instructors.
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No, no.
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I thought... Why, I was sure
it was Anastasia last night.
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But...
_________________________________
Well, just now when
I touched her hand,
_________________________________
I felt
_________________________________
nothing.
_________________________________
Oh, I can explain
everything, Your Majesty.
_________________________________
I have this... This inner ear thing and...
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You, my dear, are a dreadful dancer.
_________________________________
Yes, I know, Your Majesty.
_________________________________
Reminds me of my queen.
_________________________________
She trod on my feet, too.
_________________________________
But she took very
good care of my heart.
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(CHUCKLING) Come here, my dear.
_________________________________
I want to show you something.
_________________________________
A princess is bestowed
with many riches.
_________________________________
Lands, jewels, horses.
_________________________________
But today I wish to give you
something much more valuable.
_________________________________
Oh.
_________________________________
Isn't it lovely?
_________________________________
A seashell?
_________________________________
This shell was the queen's
most treasured possession.
_________________________________
We found it while walking
by the water the day we met.
_________________________________
You see, we reached for it
at the same moment,
_________________________________
and when our hands touched
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
that's when I knew
I had found true love.
_________________________________
You knew that
just by touching her hand?
_________________________________
There's no more powerful force in
the world than true love.
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT) Well, that's all.
Run along, now.
_________________________________
Run along.
_________________________________
Thank you, Your Majesty.
_________________________________
I do.
_________________________________
Oh, I do.
_________________________________
I do. I do.
_________________________________
I really do.
_________________________________
(GIGGLES)
_________________________________
(GASPS) Oh!
_________________________________
(GIGGLES)
_________________________________
Oh, I do.
_________________________________
(SINGING) Now there is finally
someone to love me
_________________________________
He'll show me
a world that I never knew
_________________________________
With two simple words
all my dreams will come true
_________________________________
I do
_________________________________
I do
_________________________________
(CHIRPING)
_________________________________
You go get the Prince.
_________________________________
DRIZELLA: (CACKLING) Bigger!
_________________________________
Ooh, let's try this!
_________________________________
Oh, that's gorgeous.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
Lovely.
_________________________________
Drizella, stop that this instant!
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
This wand is not a toy.
_________________________________
It's in the dresser. Key's in her pocket.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
I've got to get in there.
_________________________________
Cinderelly! They'll see you!
_________________________________
-Yeah, too dangerous.
-But I...
_________________________________
We'll take care of it!
_________________________________
ANASTASIA: I do.
_________________________________
I do. I do.
_________________________________
I do. Oh, I do.
_________________________________
All right, but whatever you do,
stay clear of Lucifer.
_________________________________
Zug-zug. No Lucifee.
_________________________________
What happened? What did the King say?
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
He's really very nice.
_________________________________
He gave me his most prized possession.
_________________________________
(SCOFFS) A seashell?
_________________________________
It's a symbol of true love.
_________________________________
(YELPS)
_________________________________
Oh, please.
_________________________________
(SCOFFS) How special.
_________________________________
ANASTASIA:

He said that his heart...
_________________________________
STEPMOTHER:

What is love compared
_________________________________
to the power we hold with the wand?
_________________________________
You will learn that soon enough.
_________________________________
(SNORING)
_________________________________
ANASTASIA: I want
the Prince to love me.
_________________________________
I think he could.
_________________________________
DRIZELLA: (CACKLING)
Oh, you're serious.
_________________________________
ANASTASIA: Well,
the King likes me, too.
_________________________________
He treated me like his own daughter.
_________________________________
Maybe we shouldn't be doing this.
_________________________________
DRIZELLA: Maybe I should
have put on the slipper.
_________________________________
(SNIFFING)
_________________________________
ANASTASIA: Maybe we don't
even need the wand.
_________________________________
(MEOWS)
_________________________________
(SNARLS)
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
DRIZELLA: Oh!
Somebody put out the cat!
_________________________________
ANASTASIA: Lucifer!
Oh, hold still! Stop!
_________________________________
-Lucifer!
-(MEOWS)
_________________________________
STEPMOTHER: (SIGHING)
Someone fetch the housekeeper.
_________________________________
(KNOCKING)
_________________________________
CINDERELLA: Housekeeping.
_________________________________
Well, you certainly came quickly.
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT) We're very good.
_________________________________
Clean this up. My daughter needs
_________________________________
her beauty sleep before
tonight's wedding.
_________________________________
(SCOFFS) Think that'll be enough time?
_________________________________
Keep out of the maid's way, girls.
_________________________________
There's a lot to do before the wedding.
_________________________________
Hmm?
_________________________________
(STRAINING)
_________________________________
Isn't that right, Cinderella?
_________________________________
(GASPS) I didn't
know you worked here.
_________________________________
You're fat more persistent
than I thought.
_________________________________
I won't let you get away with this.
_________________________________
We already have.
_________________________________
I don't think so.
_________________________________
Jaq! Gus!
_________________________________
(BOTH SHOUT)
_________________________________
-The wand!
-(BOTH SHRIEK)
_________________________________
(SNARLING)
_________________________________
GUS: Us a-coming,

Cinderelly!
_________________________________
-(THUD)
-(MEOWS)
_________________________________
JAQ: Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________
That servant girl is a thief! Get her!
_________________________________
Zug-zug.
_________________________________
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
_________________________________
(SNARLS)
_________________________________
GUARD: Stop! Thief!
_________________________________
Seize her at once!
_________________________________
Don't move! Hold it!
_________________________________
Halt in the name of the King!
_________________________________
BOTH: Whoa!
_________________________________
You incompetent fools!
_________________________________
BOTH: Whoa!
_________________________________
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo!
_________________________________
(MEOWS)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
(SNARLING)
_________________________________
Gus-Gus!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(SNARLING)
_________________________________
Run, Gus-Gus!
_________________________________
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo!
_________________________________
(BOTH SHRIEK)
_________________________________
GUARD: There she is!

We've got her.
_________________________________
You there, halt!
_________________________________
Halt!
_________________________________
Open up in the name of the King!
_________________________________
(CHIRPING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Oh, hello.
_________________________________
Oh! Hey! What's going on?
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
Uh... All right, I'm coming.
_________________________________
JAQ: Cinderelly!
_________________________________
GUARD: Open up, I say!
_________________________________
Gus-Gus!
_________________________________
Catch.
_________________________________
GUARD: Open up in
the name of the King!
_________________________________
Lift the spell. Let him remember.
_________________________________
Bibbidi-bobbidi...
_________________________________
Ooh!
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
What's going on?
_________________________________
My apologies.
_________________________________
It's a problem with my maid.
_________________________________
It's under control.
_________________________________
Are you okay?
_________________________________
This servant girl is a thief.
_________________________________
I am not a thief.
_________________________________
You're under a spell. That's why
you don't remember me. Please!
_________________________________
Just listen!
_________________________________
(GROANS) Let go!
_________________________________
Tsk-tsk. Poor child.
Obviously out of her mind.
_________________________________
I hope she'll be all right.
_________________________________
She seemed, you know,
nice when I met her.
_________________________________
Well, maybe a little confused, but,
_________________________________
still there's something about her...
_________________________________
Oh, don't trouble yourself,
Your Highness.
_________________________________
I'll see to it, personally,
that she gets all the help she needs.
_________________________________
Nice try, but we won! (CACKLES)
_________________________________
You won? What do you mean?
_________________________________
Uh... Well...
_________________________________
Nothing.
_________________________________
I... Um...
_________________________________
You'll see she's taken care of?
_________________________________
Personally, Your Highness.
_________________________________
Put her on the next ship
leaving the kingdom.
_________________________________
I want her banished forever.
_________________________________
Mmm.
_________________________________
And you...
_________________________________
Keep your mouth shut or you're next.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING) Quite fetching.
_________________________________
-Ouch!
-(DOOR OPENS)
_________________________________
Careful with those pins down there.
_________________________________
(DOOR SHUTS)
_________________________________
Dad, something strange is going on.
_________________________________
I'll say. My son is
finally getting married.
_________________________________
No. No, I mean something's wrong.
_________________________________
KING: Oh, nonsense,
my boy. You wanted
_________________________________
the girl who fit the glass slipper.
_________________________________
-Yes, but...
-Now you've got her.
_________________________________
Hey.
_________________________________
That's what I'm worried about.
_________________________________
(WHISTLING) Psst!
Hey, Princey! Prince!
_________________________________
Over here!
_________________________________
Princey!
_________________________________
Psst! Psst!
_________________________________
Me?
_________________________________
Yes, you. Let's go.
_________________________________
Okay, first birds, now mice.
_________________________________
GUS: Come on!
_________________________________
Hello?
_________________________________
Hello? Uh, little mice?
_________________________________
Well, it's official. I've lost my mind.
_________________________________
First I was hijacked by birds,
and now I'm talking to imaginary mice.
_________________________________
(BIRDS CHIRP)
_________________________________
(WHISTLING) Hey, Prince-Prince!
Down here!
_________________________________
Okay.
_________________________________
Maybe not so imaginary.
_________________________________
Stepmother got a magic wand,
put spell on you. Fooled everyone.
_________________________________
...came to the palace to marry you!
_________________________________
Wait, hold on. Hold on.
I think I understand.
_________________________________
Actually, I got nothing.
_________________________________
Duh... What should we gonna do?
_________________________________
Ahh!
_________________________________
(MUSIC PLAYS)
_________________________________
(SINGING) You were dancing
with a very pretty girl
_________________________________
-Pretty girl
-At midnight she ran off
_________________________________
-In such a whirl
-Such a whirl
_________________________________
Her name was Cinderelly
She's the servant girl you met
_________________________________
She's the one you want to marry
_________________________________
Don't forget!
Don't forget!
_________________________________
-At the ball, at the ball
-At the ball, at the ball
_________________________________
Cinderelly was the maiden at the ball
_________________________________
No, I danced with Anastasia at the ball.
_________________________________
No, no. Princey only think that
_________________________________
because of Cinderelly's stepmother.
_________________________________
Yeah, mean old lady.
_________________________________
With a magic wand
she cast a wicked spell
_________________________________
Wicked spell
_________________________________
Which is why Princey isn't feeling well
_________________________________
Not so well
_________________________________
You've forgotten Cinderelly
_________________________________
And the dance you shared last night
_________________________________
But we know it's not too late
to set things right
_________________________________
'Cause at the ball!
At the ball! At the ball!
_________________________________
Yeah, at the ball
_________________________________
Cinderelly was the maiden at the ball
_________________________________
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Wait!
_________________________________
You're telling me
I'm under a magic spell?
_________________________________
And here's the worst part.
_________________________________
When Cinderelly tried
her best to take a stand
_________________________________
Take a stand
_________________________________
Mean old lady had her
banished from the land
_________________________________
(BAWLING)
_________________________________
Gus-Gus!
_________________________________
Sorry.
_________________________________
Cinderelly's on a ship
that gonna sail her far away
_________________________________
It's up to Prince-Prince
to save the day
_________________________________
'Cause at the ball
At the ball
_________________________________
-At the ball
-What a ball
_________________________________
Cinderelly won your heart
_________________________________
Now magic's keeping you apart
_________________________________
And she'll soon be gone forever
_________________________________
Unless you can recall
_________________________________
That Cinderelly was
the maiden at the ball
_________________________________
At the ball!
_________________________________
Magic?
_________________________________
Magic made me think
Anastasia was the girl at the ball?
_________________________________
That would explain everything.
_________________________________
Yeah! (WHISTLES)
_________________________________
What? The servant girl?
_________________________________
This Cinderelly? This belongs to her?
_________________________________
Yeah! Yeah!
_________________________________
I have to find her.
_________________________________
Yeah! Yeah!
_________________________________
One more time.
_________________________________
Duh, yeah.
_________________________________
At the ball!
At the ball!
_________________________________
We showed ol' Princey after all
_________________________________
That Cinderelly was the maiden
_________________________________
At the ball!
_________________________________
Cha!
_________________________________
(DOOR OPENING)
_________________________________
Oh, thanks.
_________________________________
And loved the song.
_________________________________
Go! Go! Go, Princey!
Shoo! Shoo! Go! Go!
_________________________________
(BOTH SIGH)
_________________________________
I have to go.
_________________________________
Go? But you're about to be married.
_________________________________
But the talking mice
say she's the wrong girl.
_________________________________
Son, wait!
_________________________________
Son! Talking mice? Son?
_________________________________
Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________
And two bluebirds.
_________________________________
Talking bluebirds?
_________________________________
No, the bluebirds weren't talking.
Look, Dad...
_________________________________
This is ridiculous.
_________________________________
You agreed to marry the girl
in the glass slipper.
_________________________________
I was completely with you on that one.
_________________________________
And I will.
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
Just as soon as I find her.
_________________________________
(SPUTTERING) I forbid you
to take another step down these stairs!
_________________________________
Okay.
_________________________________
(GASPS) Son! Come back!
_________________________________
We'll find you a doctor.
We'll have you leeched.
_________________________________
(WHISTLES)
_________________________________
We've got to get...
_________________________________
Guards! (HOWLING)
_________________________________
-KING: Aye!
-(ALL MOAN)
_________________________________
The servant girl. Where is she?
_________________________________
Guards! He's gone completely mad!
_________________________________
-Your Majesty!
-Stop my son.
_________________________________
Your blood pressure!
_________________________________
Stop! Stop!
_________________________________
(WHINNIES)
_________________________________
Dad, trust me.
_________________________________
Son! I do trust you.
_________________________________
It's the talking mice I'm worried about.
_________________________________
(BOTH SCOFF)
_________________________________
Hiyah!
_________________________________
Son!
_________________________________
Close the gates! Close the gates!
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
It'll be fine. Don't look up.
_________________________________
Hiyah! Hiyah!
_________________________________
Good boy.
_________________________________
Yeah!
_________________________________
Go get her, Princey!
_________________________________
I'll send the troops after him at once,
Your Majesty.
_________________________________
No, let him go.
_________________________________
But... But, Your Majesty, the wedding.
_________________________________
Let him go.
_________________________________
(SEAGULLS SQUAWKING)
_________________________________
GUARD: Time to go.
_________________________________
MAN: All hands on deck.
_________________________________
(SINGING) I've always dreamed
_________________________________
That my life could be
_________________________________
Like a fairy tale
_________________________________
A perfect fantasy
_________________________________
But it was nothing more
_________________________________
Than a dream
_________________________________
MAN: Loose the mainsail!
_________________________________
Hiyah!
_________________________________
(MEN SHOUT)
_________________________________
(WHINNIES)
_________________________________
Come on, boy! Nothing to it.
_________________________________
Hiyah!
_________________________________
(WHINNIES)
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Remember me?
_________________________________
Will you marry me, Cinderelly?
_________________________________
Yes, but... (GIGGLING)
_________________________________
Actually, it's Cinderella.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Cinderella!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________