Disney NeverEnding Chronology (Autumn 2018 Part 2) - Subtitles (en)

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November 2018

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Boy, this is some head wind.

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Say, you lovely ladies wouldn't

have seen two little mice

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running around down there, would you?

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Hey, where you going?

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I mean it, I'm looking for two little mice!

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Is it something I said?

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(CREAKING)

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A-ha! Dawson! We found it!

Ratigan's secret lair.

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And it's filthier than I imagined.

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-(GASPING)

-BASIL: Dawson, the bottle!

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-(STRAINING) It's stuck.

-Olivia?

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(SMOOCH)

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MEN: (SHOUTING) Surprise!

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-(CLAPPING)

-(MEN LAUGH)

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Bravo! Bravo!

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A marvelous performance.

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(CHUCKLING)

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Though, frankly,

I expected you 15 minutes earlier.

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Trouble with the chemistry set, old boy?

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(MEN LAUGH)

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Ratigan, no one can have

a higher opinion of you than I have,

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and I think you're a slimy,

contemptible sewer rat.

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(MEN GASP)

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(CHUCKLES)

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By the way, Basil,

I just love your disguise.

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(MEN LAUGH)

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Really, one would hardly recognize you.

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(CHUCKLES)

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The greatest... (STIFLING LAUGHTER)

...detective in all mousedom!

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Ratigan, so help me,

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I'll see you behind bars yet!

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You fool! Isn't it clear to you?

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The superior mind has triumphed.

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I've won!

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-(LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)

-(CHUCKLING HEARTILY)

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Oh, I love it! I love it!

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(CACKLING)

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Oh, I love it! I love it!

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(GASPING)

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Little Chef?
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This is great, Son.
An inside job. I see the appeal.

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(SHUSHING)

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(CLICKS TONGUE)
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Oof!
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(BECKONS)
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(KEYS JINGLING)
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(ALL GASP)
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Little Chef?
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Little Chef?
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Hey, Little Chef.

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I thought you went back
to the apartment.

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Then when you weren't there,
I don't know...

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It didn't seem right to leave things
the way that we did, so...

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Look, I don't want to fight.

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I've been under a lot of, you know,
pressure.

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A lot has changed
in not very much time, you know?

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I'm suddenly a Gusteau.

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And I got to be a Gusteau or, you know,
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people will be disappointed.

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It's weird.

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You know, I've never
disappointed anyone before,
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because nobody's
ever expected anything of me.

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And the only reason
anyone expects anything from me now

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is because of you.

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I haven't been fair to you.

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You've never failed me,
and I should never forget that.

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You've been a good friend.

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The most honorable friend
a guy could ever ask...

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(GROANS)
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What is this?
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What's going on?
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What...

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Hey...

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(STUTTERING) You're...

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You're stealing food? How could you?
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I thought you were my friend!
I trusted you!
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Get out! You and all your rat buddies!
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And don't come back
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or I'll treat you the way restaurants
are supposed to treat pests!
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You're right, Dad. Who am I kidding?
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We are what we are, and we're rats.
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Well, he'll leave soon,
and now you know how to get in.

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Steal all you want.

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-You're not coming?

-I've lost my appetite.

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Gentlemen,

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we must stay together and...

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And...

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-Ohh.

-And what? What?

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We must stay together and what?

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Doctor, you have wonderful eyes.

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She's lost her mind!

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Well, you gotta help her.

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Dang it, Jim. I'm an astronomer,

not a doctor.

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I mean, I am a doctor,

but I'm not that kind of doctor.

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I have a doctorate.

It's not the same thing.

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You can't help people with a doctorate.

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You just sit there, and you're useless.

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It's okay, Doc.

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It's all right.

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Yeah, Doc! Jimmy knows

exactly how to get out of this.

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It's just Jimmy

has this knowledge of things.

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Jim, any thoughts at all?

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Without the map, we're dead.

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If we try to leave, we're dead.

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-If we stay here...

-"We're dead!

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"We're dead! We're dead!"

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Well, I think that Jimmy

could use a little quiet time. Heh.

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So I'll just slip out the back door.

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-Back door?

-Oh, yeah.

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I get this delightful breeze through here,

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which I think is important,

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because ventilation among friends...

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JIM: Whoa. What is all this stuff?

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B.E.N.: You mean the miles and miles

of machinery that run

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through the entire course

of the inside of this planet?

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Not a clue.

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Hey, Doc! Doc! I think

I found a way out of here!

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No, no. Jim, wait.

The captain ordered us to stay...

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-I'll be back.

-Cannonball!

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Woof.

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(SNORING)

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-So, what's the plan?

-Shh. B.E.N., quiet.

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(WHISPERING) Okay, here it is.

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We sneak back to the Legacy,

disable the laser cannons,

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and bring back the map.

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(MUFFLED) That's a good plan.

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I like that plan. The only thing is,

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I'm wondering, how do we get there?

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On that.

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-Aah!

-B.E.N., shh!

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Sorry, sorry. Sorry.

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Okay, I'll get the map. You wait here.

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Roger, Jimmy.

I'll neutralize laser cannons, sir!

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B.E.N.! B.E.N.!

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(SINGING)

Yo-ho, yo-ho, a pirate's life for me

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-(HUMMING)

-(SIGHS)

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Disable a few laser cannons.

What is the big deal?

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All we gotta do is find that one little wire.

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(GASPS)

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Oh, mama.

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(SIGHS)

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-Yes.

-(ALARM BLARING)

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Bad, B.E.N. Bad.

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Okay, fixing.

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That stupid robot's

gonna get us all...

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Killed.

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Cabin boy.

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(GASPS)

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(GROWLING)

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(SQUEALING)

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(POWERS UP)

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B.E.N.: Whoops. Okay, don't panic.

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Breathing in, breathing out...

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-Aah!

-Hmm?

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This has gotta be cannons.

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Maybe not.

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(GRUNTING)

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Heh, heh.

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Come on, come on, come on.

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No!

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(SNICKERS) Oh, yes.

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Do say hello to Mr. Arrow.

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(GASPS)

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Tell him yourself!

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(SCREAMS)

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Back you go, you naughty plug! Oh!

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(GRUNTS)

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(PANTING)

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(RATTLING)

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(COUGHING)

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-Morph?

-(CHATTERS)

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B.E.N.: Laser cannons disconnected,

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Captain Jimmy, sir!

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Gee, that wasn't so tough.

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(HERCULES GRUNTING, STRAINING)

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Ha ha!

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-(SIGHING)

-(GRUNTING, STRAINING)

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Whoo-hoo!

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Hey, Phil! What happened to you?

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Kid, we gotta talk.

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Phil, I just had

the greatest day of my life!

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I can't stop thinking about Meg.

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(SIGHING) She's something else.

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Kid, I'm tryin' to talk to ya!

Will you come down here and listen?

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Aw, how can I come down there

when I'm feeling so up?

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(WHISTLING)

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(CLEARS THROAT, CLICKS TONGUE)

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Gotcha!

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Ah, very nice! What I'm tryin' to say is...

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That if it wasn't for you,

I never would have met her.

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Oh, I owe ya big time.

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Will you just knock it off

for a couple of seconds?

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Rule number 38. Come on, Phil.

Keep them up there, huh?

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-Phil, I got two words for ya, duck!

-Listen to me! She's...

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-A dream come true?

-Not exactly.

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-More beautiful than Aphrodite?

-Aside from that!

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-The most wonderful...

-She's a fraud!

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She's been playin' ya for a sap!

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-Aw, come on. Stop kiddin' around.

-I'm not kiddin' around.

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I know you're upset about today,

but that's no reason to...

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Kid, you're missin' the point.

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-The point is, I love her.

-She don't love you.

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-You're crazy.

-She's nothin' but a two-timin'...

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-Stop it!

-No-good, lyin', schemin'...

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Shut up!

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Phil. I...

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I'm sorry.

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Okay, okay, that's it.

You won't face the truth? Fine.

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Phil, wait. Where you going?

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I'm hoppin' the first barge out of here.

I'm goin' home.

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Fine!

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Go! I don't... I don't need you.

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I thought you were gonna be

the all-time champ,

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not the all-time chump.

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100 Acre Wood Part 4
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SORA: What are you doing, Pooh?

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Shh. Quiet, or they'll get away!

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Who?

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The people who took everyone away.
See their footprints?
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We were all sticking together to
make sure no one got lost again.
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But then, I saw some footprints
that needed following. So I did.
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Suddenly, everyone was gone. Bad
people must have taken them away!

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Actually, Pooh, I think those
footprints are... Um...
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Anyway, I'll help you
look for your friends.
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Now we come to the next chapter,
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in which the first snowfall had

covered the Hundred Acre Wood.

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And in which Tigger learns
that even bouncing can be overdone.
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On this day,
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Roo was waiting for Tigger
to take him out to play.

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Mama, when is Tigger gonna get here?
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(CHUCKLES) Be patient, dear.
He'll be here.
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Well, (CHUCKLES) here I am!
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Did I surprise you, Roo?
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You sure did! I like surprises.
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-Hello, Mrs. Kanga, ma'am.

-Why, hello, Tigger, dear.
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(LAUGHS) She called me "dear."
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Roo, are you ready for some bouncing?
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Yeah! You and me are good bouncers.
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(CHUCKLES) Just a moment, dear.
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Hold still.
Goodness, you're bouncy today.
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That's what roos do the best-est.
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-(CHUCKLES) Now keep your scarf on.

-Not so tight, Mama.
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-Is your sweater warm enough?

-Yes, Mother.
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Well, come on, Roo. Let's go!
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Tigger, have Roo home

in time for his nap.
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And be careful!
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Don't worry, Mrs. Kanga.

I'll take care of the little nipper.
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Hoo, hoo, hoo!
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Hoo, hoo, hoo!
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(SCATTING)
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Ah! What a perfect day!
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Peace and quiet,

and thank goodness, no Tigger.
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Say, look, look, look.
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(CHUCKLES) If it isn't old long-ears.
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Can tiggers ice skate

as fancy as Mr. Rabbit?
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Can tiggers ice skate? (CHUCKLES)
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That's what tiggers do the best.
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Hoo, hoo, hoo! Whee!
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Say, this is a cinch.
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Whee! (GASPS)
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Oh, no. Not him!
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Uh-oh, I can't... Watch out!
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-It can't be!

-Out of the way!
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Look out! I can't... Whoa!
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(CLATTERING)
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Oh, why does it always have to be me?
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Why, oh, why, oh, why?
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Tigger, Tigger, are you all right?
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(SPITS) Yuck!
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Tiggers don't like ice skating.

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NARRATOR: (CHUCKLES)

So Tigger and Roo

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went farther

into the Hundred Acre Wood

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looking for something

that tiggers do best.

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I bet you can climb trees, huh, Tigger?
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Climb trees?

That's what tiggers do best!
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Only tiggers don't climb trees.

They bounce them!
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Come on, let's go.
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I almost bounced clear out of the book.
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Some bouncing, huh?
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(GASPS)

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TIGGER: Say, how did this tree

get so high?

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Hey. Hey! Hey!
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What's happening now?
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Don't swing on a string,

it's much too frail,
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the best kind of swing is a tigger's tail.
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Whee!
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Stop that, kid. Please.

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TIGGER: S-T-O-P. Stop!

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You're rocking the forest.
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What's the matter, Tigger?
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Whew! Oh, thank goodness.
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I was just getting see-sick from
(GULPS) seeing too much.

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NARRATOR: We'll have to leave Tigger

up in the treetop for a little while.

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Because, at the bottom

of the next page,
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Pooh is having a problem of his own.

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-What are you doing, Pooh?

-Shh!
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-Tracking something.

-Tracking what?
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That's what I asked myself, Piglet.
What?
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And what do you think

you'll answer yourself?
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I shall have to wait

until I catch up with it.
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Pooh, for a bear of very little brain,

you sure are a smart one!
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Thank you, Piglet.
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Ah-ha!
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Oh!
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Now what?
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A very mysterious thing, Piglet.
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A whole new set of tracks. See?

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NARRATOR: And so it seemed to be.

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There were the tracks

joining each other, here,

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getting mixed up

with each other, there.

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But to Pooh, quite plainly,

four sets of paw marks.

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Piglet, whatever it was

that made these tracks,
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has now been joined

by a whatever-it-is.
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Yes.
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And all of them are
proceeding in company.
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Piglet, I wasn't exactly

expecting company.
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Neither was I, Pooh.

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NARRATOR: So they went on,

feeling a little anxious now,

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in case the animals in front
of them were of hostile intent.

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TIGGER: Hello!
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(GASPS)

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Look, look, Piglet, there's
something in that tree over there.
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-Is it one of the fiercer animals?

-Hello!
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Yes. It's a jagular.
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What do jagulars do, Pooh?
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Well, jagulars always call, "Hello!"
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And when you look up,

they drop on you.
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I'm looking down, Pooh.
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Hello!
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Hey, Tigger, it's Pooh and Piglet.
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Pooh! Piglet!
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Why, it's only Tigger and Roo.
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Come on.
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Hello, Roo.
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(CHUCKLES) What are you

and Tigger doing up there?
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I'm all right, (CHUCKLES)

but Tigger's stuck.
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Help, somebody, please.

Get Christopher Robin.
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Eeyore?

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Hello.

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What are you doing?

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Lookin' for sticks
to build my house...again.
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Sticks for your house?
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This place already feels like a house...
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Seems like a great spot to
gather everyone once we find them.
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It wasn't too long before word got back
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to Christopher Robin and the others
that Tigger was in trouble.

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Hello, Pooh. Hello, Piglet. What's up?
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-Tigger and Roo are up.

-Oh, my goodness.
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Roo, how did you get way up there?
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Easy, Mama. We bounced up.
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Oh, gracious. Do be careful, dear.
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I'm all right, Mama, but Tigger's stuck.
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Oh, what a shame. That's too bad.
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No, that's good.
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You see, he can't
bounce anybody up there.
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Oh, dear! We'll just have

to get him down, somehow.
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Down? Down? Do we have to?
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Come on, everyone.

Let's hold the corner of my coat.
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You're first, Roo. Jump!
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Try not to fall too fast, dear.
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Whee!
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Oh, thank goodness.
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(CHUCKLES) Gee, that was fun!
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Come on, Tigger. It doesn't hurt. Jump!
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You're next, Tigger.
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-Jump!

-(GASPS) Jump?
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Tiggers don't jump. They bounce.
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Then bounce down.
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Don't be ri-dic-cour-ous.

Tiggers only bounce up!
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You can climb down, Tigger.
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But tiggers can't climb down,

because their tails get in the way.
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Hooray! That settles it.
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If he won't jump

and he can't climb down,
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then we'll just have to

leave him up there forever!
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Forever? (SOBBING)
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If I ever get out of this,

I promise never to bounce again. Never!
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I heard that, Tigger.
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He promised!

Did you hear him promise?
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I heard him. I heard him!

You heard him, didn't you?

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NARRATOR: (CHUCKLES)

Well, Tigger, your bouncing

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really got you into trouble this time.

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Say, who are you?
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I'm the narrator.

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Please, for goodness sakes,

narrate me down from here.
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Very well. Hold on tight.

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Ooh, ooh. Whoo!
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CHRISTOPHER: You can let go, Tigger.

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(SOBBING) Never.

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NARRATOR: But, Tigger,

look for yourself.

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You're perfectly safe.
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(CHUCKLES)
What did I tell you, Tigger?

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Come on. Back we go.

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(YELLS)
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Oh! Good old terra firma. (KISSES)
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Say, I'm so happy, I feel like bouncing.
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Uh-uh-uh! You promised. You promised.
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Oh, I did, didn't I?
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You mean, I can't ever bounce again?
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Never!
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Never?
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Not even just one teensy,
weensy bounce?
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Not even a smidgen of a bounce.
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Oh, the poor dear. Oh, that's too bad.
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Christopher Robin,

I like the old, bouncy Tigger best.
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So do I, Roo.
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-I do, too.

-Me, too!
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Of course, we all do.

Don't you agree, Rabbit?
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-I... I...

-Well, Rabbit?
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Well, I... I...
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That is, uh... Uh, what I mean...
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Well?
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I...
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(SIGHS) Oh, all right.
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I guess I like the old Tigger better, too.
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Oh, boy! You mean, I can have
my bounce back? Hoo, hoo, hoo!
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Come on, Rabbit.

Let's you and me bounce.
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Good heavens! Me bounce?
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Why, certainly!

Look, you've got the feet for it.
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-I have?

-Sure. Come on, try it.
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It makes you feel just great!
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Well, say, it does, doesn't it?
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Come on, everybody. Bounce!

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TIGGER: Come on, bounce.
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Hoo, hoo, hoo!

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(SINGING) The wonderful thing
about tiggers
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is tiggers are wonderful things
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Their tops are made out of the rubber

their bottoms are made out of springs
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They're bouncy trouncy flouncy

pouncy fun, fun, fun, fun, fun
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But the most wonderful thing

about tiggers is I'm the only one
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I'm the only one

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(PURRING)
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Everyone's here!
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NARRATOR: And so,

we come to the last chapter

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in which Christopher Robin and Pooh

come to the enchanted place.

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And we say good-bye.

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Goodbye? Oh, no, please, can't we go
back to page one and do it over again?
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Sorry, Pooh, but all stories

have an ending, you know.

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Oh, bother.
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Yes, the time had come at last.

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Christopher Robin

was going away to school.

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Nobody else in the forest knew

exactly why or where he was going.

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All they knew was it had something

to do with "Twice times,"
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and how to make
things called "ABC's,"
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and where a place called Brazil is.
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-Pooh?

-Huh?
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What do you like doing

best in the world?
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What I like best is me going to visit you,
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and you saying,

"How about a smackerel of honey?"
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(CHUCKLES)
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I like that, too.
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But what I like best

is just doing nothing.
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How do you do just nothing?
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Well, it's when grownups ask,

"What are you going to do?"
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And you say, "Nothing."

Then you go out and do it.
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I like that. Let's do it all the time.
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You know something, Pooh,
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I'm not going to do

just nothing anymore.
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You mean, never again?
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Well, not so much.
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Pooh, when I'm away

just doing nothing,
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will you come up here sometimes?
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You mean, alone?
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-Just me?

-Yes.
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And, Pooh, promise

you won't forget me, ever?
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Oh, I won't, Christopher, I promise.
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Not even when I'm 100?
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-How old shall I be then?

-Ninety-nine. (GIGGLES)
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Silly old bear.

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PIGLET: I'm so glad
we're all together again.
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(GIGGLES)
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I didn't know what to do

when I was all alone.

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Aw, Piglet, you gotta be brave.

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You weren't lonely at all?

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Lonely? Are you kiddin'?
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I'm a Tigger!
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The most wonderful thing about
Tiggers is I'm the only one.
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But I do admit, friends
are awfully fun, too!

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POOH: Think, think. Think.

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SORA: Hey, Pooh, what are
you thinking about now?

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Oh, well, I'm just thinking
about what to think about.

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(GIGGLES)
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Well, I'm off.

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Sora, where are you going?

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I'm gonna go look for my friends.
They're waiting for me.

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Bounce on back again!

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I hope you find your friends!

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Sora, don't forget...
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We shall always be here.
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If you'd like to visit again, that is.
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NARRATOR: Wherever they go,

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and whatever happens

to them on the way,
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in that enchanted place

on top of the forest,

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a little bear will always be waiting.

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All right!
Let's head on to the new world!

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Hold on, Donald.
We don't know what's out there.
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Why don't we revisit other worlds first?
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I'm sure we'll find some new items.

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(HARMONICA PLAYING)
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Quiet, musical hog! Knock it off!
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(SIGHS)
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(WHIMPERING)
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Oh, Bullseye. I miss Woody, too.

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But he ain't ever comin' back.

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(SIGHS)

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(TOYS CHEERING)
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(TOYS LAUGHING)
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Rise and shine, campers!
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Commander Lotso, sir!
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All quiet, nothing to report.

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Excellent, Lightyear. Come on.

We need ya back at Star Command.

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Wait! What've you done
with my husband?
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Big Baby.

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MRS. POTATO HEAD: (GASPS)

Sweetheart!
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(GROANING)
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It was cold and dark. Nothing but sand
and a couple of Lincoln Logs.

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Uh, I don't think
those were Lincoln Logs.

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You all get ready.
You got a play-date with destiny!

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(DANTE HOWLING)

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Dante?

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-(BARKS)
-Dante!
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(BARKING)

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It's Dante!

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(ROARING)
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(LAUGHS)
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(LAUGHING)

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-Imelda!

-Héctor.

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You look good.

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(WHIMPERS)
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(ROARS)

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Dante! You knew he was my

Papá Héctor the whole time!

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You are a real spirit guide.

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Who's a good spirit guide?

You are!

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(LAUGHS)
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(WHINING)
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(GASPS)
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Whoa!

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-(LAUGHS)
-(BARKS)

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Dante!
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(GASPS)
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(BARKING)
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(ROARS)

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There they are!

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ALL: Miguel! Miguelito! Look,
it's Miguel! He's all right.

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Gracias, Dios mío!
Qué bueno.

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(GROANS)
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(SCOFFS)
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(BARKS)
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(YELPS)
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(CHUCKLES)
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Mijo, I was so worried!

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Thank goodness we found you in time.

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And you... How many times

must I turn you away?

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Imelda.

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I want nothing to do with you!

Not in life, not in death!

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I spent decades protecting

my family from your mistakes.

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He spends five minutes with you

and I have to fish him out of a sinkhole!

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I wasn't in there because of Héctor.

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He was in there because of me.

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He was just trying to get me home!

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I didn't want to listen, but he was right.

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Nothing is more important than family.

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I'm ready to accept your blessing.

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And your conditions.

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But first, I need to find de la Cruz.

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To get Héctor's photo.

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-What?

-So he can see Coco again.

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Héctor should be on our ofrenda.

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He's part of our family.

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He left this family!

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He tried to go home to you and Coco.

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But de la Cruz murdered him!

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-It's true, Imelda.

-And so what if it's true?

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You leave me alone

with a child to raise...

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and I'm just supposed to forgive you?

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Imelda, I... (GROANS)

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-Héctor!

-(GASPS)

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(BREATHES SHAKILY)
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 I'm running out of time.

It's Coco.

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She's forgetting you.

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You don't have to forgive him.

But we shouldn't forget him.

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I wanted to forget you.

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I wanted Coco to forget you too, but...

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This is my fault. Not yours.

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I'm sorry, Imelda.

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Miguel, if we help you get his photo,

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you will return home?

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No more music?

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Family comes first.

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I can't forgive you.

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But I will help you.

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So, how do we get to de la Cruz?

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I might know a way.

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(RINGING)
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(ALL CHEERING)
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(CHILD SQUEALING)
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(CHILDREN SHRIEKING)
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(CHATTER TELEPHONE RINGING)
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Uh, hello?
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CHATTER TELEPHONE: You shouldn't

have come back, cowboy.
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They've cracked down hard since
you left. More guards, more patrols.
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You and your friends
ain't ever getting out of here now.
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I made it out once.
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You got lucky once. Want my advice?
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Keep your heads down. You'll survive.
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Yeah, for how long?
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I've been here years.
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They'll never break me.
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There's only one way
toys leave this place.
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Poor fella. Trash truck comes at dawn.
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Then it's off to the dump.
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Look, I appreciate
your concern, old-timer.

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But we have a kid waiting for us.
Now, we're leaving.

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If you'd help us, one toy to another,
I'd sure be grateful.

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(SIGHING)
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Well, if you're gonna get out,
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first thing you gotta get through's
the doors.
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Locked, every night. Inside and out.

Keys are left on a hook in the office.
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WOODY: Got it. What else?

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CHATTER TELEPHONE: Lotso has

trucks patrolling all night long.
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Hallway, lobby, playground.

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WOODY: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What about the wall?
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CHATTER TELEPHONE:

Eight-feet high.
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Cinder block. No way through it.
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You go over or under.
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That's it? Doesn't seem so bad.
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It's not.
Your real problem's the monkey.
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The monkey's the eye in the sky.
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He sees everything.
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Classrooms.
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(SCREECHING)
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CHATTER TELEPHONE: Hallways.

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(MONKEY SCREECHING)
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CHATTER TELEPHONE:

Even the playground.

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(SCREECHING)
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You can unlock doors,
sneak past guards, climb the wall,
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but if you don't take out that monkey,
you ain't going nowhere.
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You wanna get out of here?
Get rid of that monkey!
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(BELL RINGING)
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Recess! Come on, kids!
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(GROANS)
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WOODY: Psst! Psst!

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Hey, guys.

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-Woody?

-Woody!
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Woody!
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MR. POTATO HEAD:

Hey, hey, hey, buddy!
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MRS. POTATO HEAD:

Thank goodness!
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-SLINKY: You're alive!
-'Course I'm alive!
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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Hey, my hat! Wait, where's Buzz?
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Lotso did something to him!
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He thinks he's a real
Space Ranger again.

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-Oh, no.
-HAMM: Oh, yes.

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Return of the astro-nut.

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Oh, Woody, we were wrong
to leave Andy. I was wrong.

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Jessie's right, Woody. She was wrong.

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No, no, it's my fault
for leaving you guys.

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From now on, we stick together.

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But Andy's leavin' for college.

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College? Hog-tie the mailman!
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We gotta get you home
before Andy leaves tomorrow!
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Tomorrow? But that means...

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It means
we're busting out of here, tonight.

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-What? Impossible!

-But there's no way out of here!

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No, there is one way out.

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One way.

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Okay, here's what we're gonna do.

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(INAUDIBLE)

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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
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♪ ♪
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(MUSIC STOPS)
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(SPOOKY MUSIC PLAYING)

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KEN: Springy dog.
SLINKY: Present.

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-KEN: Green guys.
-(ALIENS SQUEAKING)
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KEN: Cowgirl.
JESSIE: Here.

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KEN: Horse.

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(BULLSEYE NEIGHING)
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-Piggy bank.

-Yo.

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KEN: Tyrannosaurus.
REX: Here.

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KEN: Barbie.
BARBIE: Here.

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Potato Head.

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Potato Head?
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Hey! Hey!
Tuberous root-man! Wake up!
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(GASPS) Impossible!
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Hey!
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(GASPS)
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KEN ON MONITOR: Little late

for a stroll, eh, Potato Head?
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That's Mr. Potato Head to you,
smoothie.
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KEN: Well, well, well.

You're turning out to be
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quite the troublemaker, aren't you?

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KEN: What did you think you were

gonna do? Waltz right out of here?
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MR. POTATO HEAD: Yeah,

and I would've got away with it, too,
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if it weren't for you meddling toys!
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You ascot-wearing pink-noser!
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You're not a toy! You're an accessory!
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You're a purse with legs.

_________________________________

Ow! Take him back to the box.

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No! No, not the box! I'm sorry.

I didn't mean it! I like ascots.

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Really. No, no, no!
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Okay, check.

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Good work, Lightyear. All right,
resume your, uh, space-guy-thingy.

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Yes, sir, well-groomed man!
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BARBIE: Ken! Ken?

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(CRYING)
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KEN: What do you want?

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I can't take it here, Ken. I wanna go
to the Butterfly Room. With you!
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Yeah, well, you should've
thought of that yesterday.

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I was wrong.

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I wanna be with you, Ken, I do.
In your Dream House.

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(SOBBING) Please take me away
from this! Take me away!
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Darn it, Barbie!
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Okay, but things
are complicated around here.

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-You gotta do what I say.

-I will, Ken! I promise!
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Wait. I'll do anything!
I'll change your diapers!

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-Good luck, muchacho.

-Gracias, Frida.

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(ALL GRUNTING)
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-(SCREAMS IN PAIN)
-(YELPS)
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(PANTING)
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-Here, let me help you with...

-Don't touch me!

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-Everyone clear on the plan?

-Find Héctor's photo.

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-Give it to Miguel.

-Send Miguel home.

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-Got your petals?
-(BARKS)

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-(SCREECHING)

-(YELLING)
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(HISSING)
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Go get the tape!
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KEN: And this is where

the magic happens.

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(GASPS)
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Look at all your clothes!
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I can't believe
you never brought me up here!
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-Tennis whites? Mission to Mars!
-KEN: I know, I know, I know.

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Check this out! Kung fu fighting.

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Campus hero
with matching sports pennant, huh?
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(GASPS) Flower power! Oh, Ken!
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(SIGHING)
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No one appreciates clothes
here, Barbie. No one.

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Ken, would you
model a few outfits for me?
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Just a few?
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(DISCO MUSIC PLAYING)
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(GIGGLING)
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Rawr!
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(MUFFLED SCREECHING)
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Go get the key.

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Where is it, where is it?
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Where's the key?
Where's the key? Bingo!
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Yodel-ay-hee-hoo!
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HAMM: Hey!

What do you think you're doing?
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I told you,
keep your hands off of my stuff!
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Make a move, porky!
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Hey, hey, hey! No fighting! Break it up!
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-Hey! Hey!

-HAMM: Take that, walnut-brain.

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No wonder you're extinct.
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Hey, you can't hit each other.
That's my job!
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JESSIE: Yoo-hoo!

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Help! Prison riot!
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Get the tortilla.

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KEN: Ready?
BARBIE: Ready.

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(EXCLAIMING)
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Uh, Barbie?
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No more games, Ken!
What did Lotso do to Buzz?
_________________________________

And how do we switch him back?
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You can't make me talk. You can't!
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But I'd like to see you try.

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(SNORING)
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(JESSIE GASPS)
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Let's see. Hawaiian surf trunks.

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Oh! Barbie! Those were vintage!
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It's okay. All right, go ahead,
rip 'em, I don't care.

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They're a dime a dozen.

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Ooh, glitter tux.

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(EXCLAIMING)
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Who cares? Who cares?
Sequins are tacky. Who cares?
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Oh! A Nehru jacket.

_________________________________

(GASPS) Barbie! Not the Nehru.

_________________________________

This is from what, 1967?
_________________________________

The groovy formal collection, yes!
_________________________________

-What a shame.

-Oh, no, no, no! No!
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There's an instruction manual!
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(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

Lotso switched Buzz to Demo mode!
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(SOBBING)
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Where's that manual?
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(SIGHS)
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I don't know why this couldn't wait
until morning, Ken,
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but here you go.

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Eesh.

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What's takin' so doggone long?
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(KNOCK AT DOOR)
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So how do we fix Buzz?
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(GASPS)
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(COOING)
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What are you looking at, feathers?
_________________________________

Hey! Ow!
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(GRUNTING)
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(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

Yeah, fly away, you coward.

_________________________________

Uh-oh.
_________________________________

Well, that's just great.

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(MUFFLED) Help! Prison riot!
_________________________________

-Mayday! Mayday!

-Oh, give it up. No one can hear you.

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-What?

-I said, "No one can hear you."
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-What?

-(LOUDLY) He said, "No one can..."

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HAMM: Shush! Will you be quiet?
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Woody! You're back!
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(HAMM AND REX EXCLAIMING)
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Stop him! Don't let him get out!
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Star Command! I've been
taken hostage by my own prisoners.

_________________________________

Quick! Open his back.
There's a switch!
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Unhand me, Zurg scum!
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The Galactic Courts
will show you no mercy.

_________________________________

It's not working. Why is it not working?
Where's the manual?
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Here we go! There should be
a little hole under the switch.

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-WOODY: Little hole, got it!

-"To reset your Buzz Lightyear,
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-"insert paperclip..."

-Rex, use your finger!
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-What?

-(GRUNTING)

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-Okay, now what?

-All right, let's see.

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"Caution. Do not hold button
for more than five seconds."
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(ELECTRONIC TOOTING)
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It's not my fault!
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(CLICKING)
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(IN SPANISH)
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-Now what did you do?

-I just did what you told me!
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(CONTINUES IN SPANISH)
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Uh... Amigos! We're all amigos.
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We gotta switch him back.

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-Well, how do we do that?

-I don't know. That part's in Spanish.

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(TOY SIREN WAILING OUTSIDE)
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We don't have time for this.
Come on, El Buzzo.

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(IN SPANISH)
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CHATTER TELEPHONE:

Good luck, cowboy.
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(GASPS) Here they come.

_________________________________

Come on, Buzz!
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What took you so long?
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Things got complicated.
Where's Potato Head?
_________________________________

We haven't seen him.

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(GASPS)
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Buzz.

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(IN SPANISH)
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Did you fix Buzz?
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-Uh, sort of.

-Behind you.

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Someone's coming.

_________________________________

You would not believe
what I've been through tonight.

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Darling! Are you okay?
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I feel fresh. Healthy. It's terrible.

_________________________________

You've lost weight. And so tall.

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Ah! You're a sight for detachable eyes.

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All clear.

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Come on. Come on.

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We're almost there.

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(GASPS)
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(WHISPERING) Back up. Back up!
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(GASPS)
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(MOUTHING)
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Come on.

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(SQUEAKS)
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(GASPS)
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(BABBLES)
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(SIGHING IN RELIEF)

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Now, we just have to find de la Cruz.

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-Yes?

-(SCREAMS)

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Don't I know you?

_________________________________

That's for murdering the love of my life!

_________________________________

-Who... Who the...

-She's talking about me!

_________________________________

I'm the love of your life?

_________________________________

I don't know. I'm still angry at you.

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Héctor! How did you... (GROANS)

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And that's for trying

to murder my grandson.

_________________________________

-Grandson?

-She's talking about me!

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You! Wait.
You're related to Héctor?

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The photo!

_________________________________

Uh...

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After him!
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(GROANS)

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Security! Ayúdenme!

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-You said love of your life.

-I don't know what I said.

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That's what I heard.

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(GRUNTING)
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Places, Señor.

You're on in thirty seconds.

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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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-(MAMÁ IMELDA YELPS)
-(GASPS)
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-(GRUNTS)
-Ay! Miguel! I have it!
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(YELPS)
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-(RUMBLING)
-(YELPS)

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Oh!
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(SCREAMS)

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MIGUEL: Hurry! Come on!

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EMCEE: Ladies and gentlemen...

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the one... the only... Ernesto de la Cruz!

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(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
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Get her off the stage.
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(PANTING)
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)

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Sing! Sing!

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(FLAMENCO MUSIC PLAYING)
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(IN SPANISH)

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♪ Ay, de mi Llorona

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♪ Llorona de azul celeste

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♪ Ay, de mi Llorona

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(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
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♪ Llorona de azul celeste

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♪ Y aunque la vida me cueste,

Llorona

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♪ No dejaré de quererte

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♪ No dejaré de quererte

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(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
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♪ Me subí al pino más alto,

Llorona

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♪ A ver si te divisaba

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♪ Como el pino era tierno,

Llorona

_________________________________

♪ Al verme llorar, lloraba

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♪ Ay de mí Llorona, Llorona

Llorona de azul celeste

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♪ Ay de mí Llorona, Llorona

Llorona de azul celeste

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♪ Y aunque la vida me cueste,

Llorona

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♪ No dejaré de quererte

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Let go of me!
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♪ Y aunque la vida me cueste,

Llorona

_________________________________

♪ No dejaré de quererte

_________________________________

♪ No dejaré de quererte

_________________________________

♪ No dejaré de quererte

_________________________________

♪ Ay, ay, ay ♪

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(GROANING)
_________________________________
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

I forgot what that felt like.

_________________________________

You still got it.

_________________________________

Woody!
_________________________________

Come on. We're almost there.

_________________________________

(IN SPANISH)

_________________________________

(ALARM SOUNDING)
_________________________________

(TIRES SKID)
_________________________________

STEWARD-BOT: Wrong.

_________________________________

(SHUDDERING)
_________________________________

(ALARM BLARING)
_________________________________

STEWARD-BOT: Please hold.
We are currently having...

_________________________________

M-O: EVE!
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EVE: Whoops.
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COMPUTER: Caution. Rogue robots.
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(SQUEAKING PUT ON
YOUR SUNDAY CLOTHES)
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(WALL-E GROANING)
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(PUT ON YOUR
SUNDAY CLOTHES PLAYING)

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(SNEEZES)
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BEAUTICIAN-BOT: That style suits you.

_________________________________

D-FIB: Clear.

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COMPUTER: Caution. Rogue robots.
_________________________________

Caution. Rogue robots.

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-AUTO: Not possible.

-Caution. Rogue robots.

_________________________________
(ALARMS SOUNDING)
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(CRYING)
_________________________________

CAPTAIN: Auto! Auto!
_________________________________

Mutiny. Mutiny.

_________________________________

(BANGING)
_________________________________

Stupid wheel.

_________________________________

COMPUTER: Caution. Rogue robots.

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Caution. Rogue robots.

_________________________________
Caution. Rogue robots.

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The plant!
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(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

(MUTTERING)
_________________________________

We'll see who's powerless now.

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(BEEPS)
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(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

CAPTAIN: Testing, testing.
Is this thing on?

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(WHISPERING) This is the captain.
I am locked in my room.
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EVE, WALL-E,
bring the plant to the lido deck.
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I'll have activated the holo-detector.
Now, hurry.

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-Auto's probably going to cut me off...

-STEWARD-BOT: Halt.

_________________________________

EVE: Ah!
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STEWARD-BOT: Halt.

_________________________________

BEAUTICIAN-BOT: Oh, my.

_________________________________

(WARBLING)
_________________________________

D-FIB: Clear.

_________________________________

WALL-E: Oh!
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STEWARD-BOT: Halt, halt.

_________________________________

(BEEPING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

-Look what I got, Auto.

-Not possible.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) That's right. The plant.

_________________________________

You want it? Come and get it, blinky.

_________________________________
No.

_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Captain? Captain?
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

AUTO: Let go.

_________________________________

-Let go.

-Too heavy for you? Huh?

_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS IN PAIN)
_________________________________

AUTO: Get off.

_________________________________

CAPTAIN: You're not getting away
from me, one-eye.

_________________________________

-AUTO: Get off.

-(SCREAMS) Is that all you got?

_________________________________
(BEEPING)
_________________________________

(YELLING)

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Buzz, come here. Give me a lift.

_________________________________

(VOICE BOX SPEAKING SPANISH)
_________________________________

(IN SPANISH) Open.
_________________________________

Oh, way to go, Buzz. Come on.

_________________________________

-Is it safe?

-I guess I'll find out.

_________________________________

(PANTING)
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JESSIE: Woody? You okay?
WOODY: Yeah.

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Come on down. But not all at once.

_________________________________
MR. POTATO HEAD: What did he say?

_________________________________
HAMM: I think he said, "All at once."

_________________________________

No. No. No, no, no, no, no!
_________________________________
REX: Geronimo!
HAMM: Look out!

_________________________________

Thanks, Jess.

_________________________________

(IN SPANISH)
_________________________________

Almost there, guys.

_________________________________

Slink, you think you can make it?
_________________________________

Well, I might be old,
but I still got a spring in my step.

_________________________________
JESSIE: He did it!
HAMM: All right, Slinkykins.

_________________________________

Okay, climb across.

_________________________________

You lost, little doggie?
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Well, well. Look who's back.

_________________________________
CHATTER TELEPHONE:

I'm sorry, cowboy.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

They broke me.
_________________________________

What are y'all doing?
Running back to your kid?
_________________________________

He don't want you no more.

_________________________________

-That's a lie.
-LOTSO: Is it?

_________________________________
Tell me this, Sheriff.

_________________________________

If your kid loves you so much,
why is he leaving?
_________________________________

You think you're special, cowboy?
_________________________________

You're a piece of plastic.
You were made to be thrown away.

_________________________________

(GARBAGE TRUCK BEEPING)
_________________________________

Speak of the devil.

_________________________________

(JESSIE GASPS)
_________________________________

Now, we need toys
in our Caterpillar Room
_________________________________

and you need to avoid that truck.

_________________________________

Why don't you come on back,
join our family again?
_________________________________

This isn't a family! It's a prison!
You're a liar and a bully!
_________________________________

And I'd rather rot in this dumpster

than join any family of yours!
_________________________________

Jessie's right! Authority should derive
from the consent of the governed,
_________________________________

not from the threat of force.

_________________________________

If that's what you want.

_________________________________

Barbie! Wait! Don't do this, Lotso.

_________________________________

She's a Barbie doll, Ken.
There's a hundred million just like her.

_________________________________

Not to me, there's not.

_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

Fine. Then why don't you join her!
_________________________________

Oh, Ken!
_________________________________

Everyone, listen!
_________________________________

Sunnyside could be cool and groovy
if we treated each other fair.

_________________________________

It's Lotso.
He's made us into a pyramid,

_________________________________
and he put himself on top!
_________________________________

Anyone concur with Ken?
_________________________________

I didn't throw you away. Your kid did.

_________________________________

Ain't one kid ever loved a toy, really.

Chew on that when you're at the dump.

_________________________________

Wait! What about Daisy?
_________________________________

I don't know what you're talking about.
_________________________________

Daisy? You used to do
everything with her?
_________________________________

-Yeah? Then she threw us out.
-WOODY: No.

_________________________________

-She lost you.

-She replaced us!

_________________________________
She replaced you.

_________________________________

And if you couldn't have her
then no one could.

_________________________________

You lied to Big Baby
and you've been lying ever since.

_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

-Where'd you get that?

-She loved you, Lotso.

_________________________________

She never loved me.

_________________________________

As much as any kid ever loved a toy.

_________________________________

Mama.
_________________________________

What? You want your mommy back?
_________________________________

She never loved you.
Don't be such a baby!
_________________________________

(CRYING)
_________________________________

Push 'em in. All of 'em!
_________________________________

This is what happens
when you dummies try to think.

_________________________________

We're all just trash, waiting to be
thrown away! That's all a toy is!
_________________________________

Hey, stop it! Put me down, you idiot!
_________________________________

(YELLING)
_________________________________

No! No! Wait a minute! Big Baby, wait!
_________________________________

-REX: He's gone!
-Holy cow.

_________________________________

(BLOWING RASPBERRY)
_________________________________
WOODY: Come on. Hurry!

_________________________________

(ALIENS SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

Oh, for crying out loud!
_________________________________

(IN SPANISH)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

Woody!

_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
HAMM: Oh, boy. Incoming!

_________________________________

Come on!
_________________________________

Barbie, no!

_________________________________

Woody!
_________________________________

(ALL EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

No!

_________________________________

(TOYS COUGHING)
_________________________________
WOODY: Can you hear me?

Is everyone okay?
_________________________________
MR. POTATO HEAD: Of course not,

you imbecile. We're doomed!
_________________________________

Everyone, go to Buzz. Come on.

_________________________________

We all here? Slinky? Rex?
_________________________________

(THUD)
_________________________________
WOODY: Against the wall, everybody.

Quick!
_________________________________

(IN SPANISH)
_________________________________
JESSIE: Buzz!

_________________________________

(CALLS IN SPANISH)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

They'll never make it!
_________________________________

Look out!
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

Buzz!
_________________________________

-Anyone see him?

-Over here, y'all. I found him.

_________________________________

Buzz, you okay?
_________________________________

Buzz! Buzz!
_________________________________

(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

That wasn't me, was it?
_________________________________

Oh, Buzz, you're back! You're back,
you're back, you're back, you're back!
_________________________________

Yes, I'm back. Where have I been?
_________________________________

Beyond infinity, Space Ranger.

_________________________________

Woody! So where are we now?
_________________________________

In a garbage truck
on the way to the dump!

_________________________________

(PANTING RHYTHMICALLY)
_________________________________

STEWARD-BOT: Halt.

_________________________________

-That's it. A little closer.

-AUTO: Cease and desist.

_________________________________

-Not good.

-Got you.

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(ALARM BLARING)
_________________________________

(ALL EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

(ALL CHATTERING)
_________________________________

NANNY-BOT:
Remain calm. Remain calm.

_________________________________

(ALL EXCLAIM IN WONDER)

_________________________________
(RUMBLING)
_________________________________
WOODY: Hold on, we're going in!

_________________________________

(TOYS COUGHING)
_________________________________

You got all your pieces?
_________________________________

The claw!
_________________________________
MRS. POTATO HEAD: My babies!
WOODY: Hey, guys! No! No!

_________________________________

-No!

-(MRS. POTATO HEAD SCREAMS)

_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
WOODY: Hang on!

_________________________________

(TOYS GROANING)
_________________________________

(COUGHING)
_________________________________

Woody! What do we do?
_________________________________

We'll be okay if we stay togeth...
_________________________________

-Woody!

-Slinky!
_________________________________

It's a magnet! Watch out!
_________________________________
WOODY: Don't worry, Slink,

we'll get you down.

_________________________________

You might wanna take a look at this.

_________________________________

Quick! Grab something metal!
_________________________________

You heard the guy.

_________________________________

It's not working!
_________________________________

Help! Help me. I'm stuck!
_________________________________

Help, please! Help!
_________________________________

Woody!
_________________________________

-Thank you.

-Don't thank me yet.

_________________________________

Woody!
_________________________________

Go, go!

_________________________________

Thank you, Sheriff.

_________________________________

We're all in this together.
_________________________________

Right, guys?
_________________________________

Guys?
_________________________________
JESSIE: Woody! Down here!

_________________________________

-Woody!
-HAMM: Oh, boy.

_________________________________

Ladies and gentlemen,
this is your captain speaking.
_________________________________

We're having a slight malfunction
with the autopilot.
_________________________________

Please remain calm.

_________________________________
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

EVE: Ah!
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

AUTO: Enough.
_________________________________

(EVE EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

MARY: Hey. What? John?
_________________________________

ALL: Whoa!
_________________________________

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(WARBLING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

No! No, no, no!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(ALL EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

MAN: I gotcha!
_________________________________

(MARY GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(BABIES CRYING)
_________________________________

John, get ready to have some kids!
_________________________________

(KIDS LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(JOHN AND MARY SCREAMING)
_________________________________

MARY: Look out!

EVE: Ah!
_________________________________

(ALL YELLING)

_________________________________

-(MIGUEL CLEARS THROAT)

-Oh.

_________________________________

Miguel, I give you my blessing.

_________________________________

To go home, to put up our photos

_________________________________

and to never...

_________________________________

Never play music again.

_________________________________

To never forget how much

your family loves you.

_________________________________

You're going home.

_________________________________

Woody, look. I can see daylight.

_________________________________

We're gonna be okay!
_________________________________
HAMM: Hey!

_________________________________

I don't think that's daylight.

_________________________________

You're not going anywhere.

_________________________________
(BOTH GRUNTING)

_________________________________

Run!

_________________________________

 Imelda!

_________________________________
DE LA CRUZ: Stay back! Stay back!

_________________________________

 All of you, stay back.

Not one more step.

_________________________________
(BARKING)
_________________________________

Dante!

_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________

Ernesto, stop!

Leave the boy alone.

_________________________________

I've worked too hard, Héctor.

_________________________________

Too hard to let him destroy everything.

_________________________________
HÉCTOR: He's a living child, Ernesto.

_________________________________

 He's a threat! (ECHOES)

_________________________________

You think I'd let him go back
_________________________________
to the Land of the Living
with your photo?

_________________________________

To keep your memory alive? No.
_________________________________

-You're a coward!

-I am Ernesto de la Cruz.
_________________________________

The greatest musician of all time!

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Sheriff! The button! Help me!
_________________________________

Come on!
_________________________________

Go. Go! Hit the button!

_________________________________

Héctor's the real musician.

_________________________________

You're just the guy who murdered him
_________________________________
-and stole his songs!
-(ALL GASP)

_________________________________

Murdered?

_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

Hurry!
_________________________________
WOODY: Just push it! Push it!
BUZZ: Push it!

_________________________________

Where's your kid now, Sheriff?

_________________________________

I am the one who's willing to do
_________________________________
what it takes to seize my moment.

_________________________________ 
Whatever it takes.

_________________________________

No. No!
_________________________________

Lotso!

_________________________________

-(SCREAMING)

-No!
_________________________________
(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING)

_________________________________

No!

_________________________________
MAMÁ IMELDA AND OSCAR: Miguel!

_________________________________

Apologies, old friend.

But the show must go on.
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(ROARS)

_________________________________

(ALL GRUNTING)

_________________________________

(REX EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

Rex!
_________________________________

Buzz! What do we do?

_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(BEEPING)
_________________________________

AUTO: No.

_________________________________

(BUZZES)

_________________________________

WALL-E!

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

No!

_________________________________

Uh-oh.

_________________________________

(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

Oh, no!

_________________________________
(INHALES SHARPLY)

_________________________________

(LAUGHS)

_________________________________

(AUDIENCE BOOING)

_________________________________

(LAUGHING) Please, please, mi familia.

_________________________________

-MAN: Murderer!

-(AUDIENCE JEERING)

_________________________________

Orchestra. A-one, a-two, a-one...

_________________________________
(AUDIENCE BOOING)
_________________________________

 ♪ Remember me
Though I have to s... ♪

_________________________________
Hey!
_________________________________

(BOOING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

Look!

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Auto?
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

WALL-E!

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Auto, you are relieved of duty.

_________________________________

AUTO: No.

_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)

_________________________________

The claw.

_________________________________
-(GROWLING)
-(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________

-Nice kitty.
-(ROARS)

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

Put me down! No, please!

I beg of you! Stop! Stop! No!

_________________________________
(DE LA CRUZ SCREAMING)
_________________________________

No! No!

_________________________________
(CLANGS)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
-(CREAKS)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)

_________________________________

Plant! Plant!
_________________________________

(M-O WARBLES)
_________________________________

Foreign contaminant.

_________________________________

EVE: Plant!

M-O: EVE!
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

COMPUTER: Plant origin verified.

_________________________________

What did I miss?

_________________________________

Good boy, Dante!

_________________________________

Miguel!

_________________________________

(HÉCTOR GROANS)

_________________________________

Héctor! The photo... I lost it!

_________________________________

It's okay, mijo. It's o... (GROANING)

_________________________________

Héctor! Héctor?

_________________________________

Coco.

_________________________________

No! We can still find the photo.

_________________________________

Miguel, it's almost sunrise.

_________________________________

No, no. I can't leave you.

_________________________________

I promised I'd put your photo up.

_________________________________

I promised you'd see Coco.

_________________________________

We're both out of time, mijo.

_________________________________

Oh, no! No! She can't forget you!

_________________________________

I just wanted her to know
that I loved her.

_________________________________

Héctor!

_________________________________

You have our blessing, Miguel.

_________________________________

No conditions.

_________________________________

No! Papá Héctor, please!

_________________________________

No!

_________________________________

Go home.

_________________________________

I promise I won't let

Coco forget you! (SCREAMS)

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

WALL-E.

_________________________________

COMPUTER: Course set for Earth.
_________________________________

Ten seconds to hyper-jump. Nine...

_________________________________
-EVE: No.

-...eight...

_________________________________
-WALL-E!

-...seven, six, five, four...

_________________________________
Oh, no. WALL-E.

_________________________________

...three, two, one, zero.

_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

WALL-E!

_________________________________

(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

(SQUEAKS)
_________________________________

(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
_________________________________

(PEOPLE MUTTERING)
_________________________________

(CAPTAIN GASPS)
_________________________________

(EVE WARBLING)
_________________________________

(SQUEAKS)
_________________________________

(SQUEAKS)
_________________________________

WALL-E.

_________________________________

M-O: EVE!

_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(PANTING)

_________________________________

-There he is!
-(GROANS)

_________________________________

Miguel! Stop!

_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________

-Where have you been?

-(GASPS)
_________________________________
I need to see Mamá Coco, please.

_________________________________

What are you doing with that...

Give it to me!

_________________________________

Miguel, stop! Miguel! Miguel!

_________________________________
(POUNDING ON DOOR)

_________________________________

(DOOR OPENING)
_________________________________

(CLATTERING)
_________________________________

(BUZZING)
_________________________________

M-O: Huh?

_________________________________

(BEEPING)
_________________________________

(POWERING UP)
_________________________________

(SQUEAKING HAPPILY)
_________________________________

(SIGHS) WALL-E.

_________________________________

Mamá Coco? Can you hear me?

It's Miguel.

_________________________________

I saw your papá. Remember? Papá?

_________________________________

Please! If you forget him,

he'll be gone. Forever.

_________________________________

EVE.

_________________________________

Ooh!
_________________________________

EVE: WALL-E?
_________________________________

Ooh!
_________________________________

Put on your Sunday clothes
when you feel down and out
_________________________________

WALL-E?
_________________________________

(SQUEAKS)
_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________
PAPÁ: Miguel, open this door!

_________________________________
Here. This was his guitar, right?

_________________________________
He used to play it to you?

_________________________________

See? There he is! Papá!
_________________________________
Remember? Papá?

_________________________________

(STATIC HISSING)
_________________________________

(EVE WARBLES IN CONCERN)
_________________________________

WALL-E.

_________________________________

WALL-E!

_________________________________

-(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

-PAPÁ: Miguel!

_________________________________

Mamá Coco, please!

Don't forget him.
_________________________________
-(KEYS JANGLING)
-(DOOR UNLOCKS)

_________________________________

What are you doing to that poor woman?

_________________________________

It's okay, Mamita. It's okay.

_________________________________
PAPÁ: What's gotten into you?
_________________________________
(SOBBING)

_________________________________

 I thought I'd lost you, Miguel.

_________________________________
MIGUEL: I'm sorry, Papá.

_________________________________

We're all together now.

That's what matters.

_________________________________
MIGUEL: Not all of us.

_________________________________

It's okay, Mamita.

_________________________________

Miguel, you apologize

to your Mamá Coco.

_________________________________

-(SNIFFLES) Mamá Coco?
-(THUDS)

_________________________________

Well? Apologize!

_________________________________

(EVE HUMMING
IT ONLY TAKES A MOMENT)
_________________________________

(BUZZES)
_________________________________

(CLANKS)

_________________________________

Mamá Coco?

_________________________________

Your papá, he wanted you to have this.
_________________________________
(STRUMS GUITAR)

_________________________________

-(GASPS)
-Mamá, wait!

_________________________________

♪ Remember me

_________________________________

♪ Though I have to say goodbye

_________________________________

♪ Remember me

_________________________________

♪ Don't let it make you cry

_________________________________

♪ For even if I'm far away
_________________________________

♪ I hold you in my heart
I sing a secret song to you

_________________________________

♪ Each night we are apart

_________________________________

♪ Remember me

_________________________________

♪ Though I have to travel far

_________________________________

BOTH: ♪ Remember me

_________________________________

♪ Each time you hear a sad guitar

_________________________________

♪ Know that I'm with you
The only way that I can be

_________________________________

♪ Until you're in my arms again

_________________________________

♪ Remember me ♪

_________________________________
(SNIFFLES)
_________________________________

Elena? What's wrong, mija?

_________________________________

(SNIFFLES) Nothing, Mamá.

Nothing at all.

_________________________________

My papá used to sing me that song.

_________________________________

(SNIFFLES) He loved you, Mamá Coco.

_________________________________

Your papá loved you so much.

_________________________________

I kept his letters.

_________________________________

Poems he wrote me. And...

_________________________________

Papá was a musician.

_________________________________

When I was a little girl...

_________________________________

he and Mamá would sing

such beautiful songs.

_________________________________

(SERVOS WHIRRING WEAKLY)
_________________________________

-EVE?

-(GASPING) WALL-E?
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS IN SURPRISE)
_________________________________

EVE!
_________________________________

(GIGGLES)

_________________________________

M-O: Whee!

BEAUTICIAN-BOT: You're kidding!
_________________________________

M-O: (ADMONISHING)
Go, go, go. Go, go.

_________________________________

(TOYS GROANING)
_________________________________

(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
_________________________________

You know all that bad stuff I said
about Andy's attic?
_________________________________

I take it all back.

_________________________________

-You're darn tootin'.

-You said it.

_________________________________

Oh, darling. You were so brave.

_________________________________

-You saved our lives.

-And we are eternally grateful.

_________________________________

My boys!
_________________________________

Daddy!
_________________________________

Hey! Where's that fur ball Lotso?
_________________________________

Yeah. I'd like to loosen his stitchin'.

_________________________________

Forget it, guys. He's not worth it.

_________________________________

(TRUCK APPROACHING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

MAN 1: Hey!
MAN 2: What you got?
_________________________________

I had me one of these when I was a kid.

_________________________________

(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

Strawberries.

_________________________________

(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

Hey, buddy. You might wanna
keep your mouth shut.

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
JESSIE: Come on, Woody.

We gotta get you home.

_________________________________

-That's right, college boy.

-Wait.

_________________________________

What about you guys? I mean,
_________________________________

maybe the attic's not such a great idea.

_________________________________

-We're Andy's toys, Woody.

-We'll be there for him, together.

_________________________________

-I just hope he hasn't left yet.
-MRS. POTATO HEAD: Wait a minute!
_________________________________

Wait, I'll check!
_________________________________

Andy's still packing.

_________________________________

(GASPS) But he's almost done!
_________________________________

-He lives halfway across town.

-We'll never get there in time!
_________________________________

(HUMMING GUITAR RIFFS)

_________________________________
MOLLY: Come on, Buster.

_________________________________
ANDY'S MOM: Is that it, honey?

You got everything?
_________________________________
ANDY: Yeah. Just a few more boxes

in my room.

_________________________________

Okay. Come on.

_________________________________

That's enough. That's enough.
That's enough!
_________________________________

All right. Go. Go, go!
_________________________________

Okay. All clear.
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

Oh, there you are.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

-BUZZ: There you go.

-Buzz.

_________________________________

-This isn't goodbye.

-Hey, Woody. Have fun at college.

_________________________________

Yeah, but not too much fun.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

-Woody, take care of Andy.

-Yeah.

_________________________________

He's a good kid.
Tell him to get a haircut.

_________________________________

Sure thing.

_________________________________

Jessie, you'll be okay in the attic?
_________________________________

'Course I will. Besides, I know about
_________________________________

-Buzz's Spanish mode.

-My what?
_________________________________
ANDY'S MOM: Honey,

you want some food for the road?
_________________________________
ANDY: I'll get something on the way.

_________________________________

You know where to find us, cowboy.

_________________________________

Did you say goodbye to Molly?
_________________________________

Mom, we've said goodbye
like 10 times.

_________________________________

(ANDY'S MOM GASPS)
_________________________________

Oh, Andy.

_________________________________

Mom, it's okay.

_________________________________
ANDY'S MOM: I know. It's just...

_________________________________

(SNIFFLES)
_________________________________

I wish I could always be with you.

_________________________________
ANDY: You will be, Mom.

_________________________________

Hey, aren't you gonna say goodbye
to Buster?
_________________________________

Of course I am. Who's a good doggy?
_________________________________

Who's a good doggy? I'm gonna
miss you. I'm gonna miss you.

_________________________________

(MOLLY LAUGHING)
_________________________________
ANDY: I'm gonna miss you.
ANDY'S MOM: Don't, Andy.

_________________________________
MOLLY: Good boy.

He's telling you to go already.

_________________________________
ANDY'S MOM: Come on.

Get the rest of your things.

_________________________________

Okay, Buster.
Now don't let Molly near my stuff.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) Hey.

_________________________________

Hey, Mom! So, you really think
I should donate these?
_________________________________
ANDY'S MOM: It's up to you, honey.

Whatever you wanna do.

_________________________________

"Don't go in there!
The bakery is haunted!"
_________________________________

(SHUSHES) "Are you crazy?
You'll wake up all the ghosts."
_________________________________

"Look out!
The ghosts are throwing pies!"
_________________________________

Splat! Splat! Splat!
_________________________________

Mom.

_________________________________

-Andy?

-Hi.

_________________________________
BONNIE'S MOM: Wow. Look at you.

_________________________________

Well, I hear you're off to college.

_________________________________

Yeah. Right now, actually.

_________________________________

So, what can we do for you?
_________________________________

Uh, I have some toys here.

_________________________________
BONNIE'S MOM:

Ooh. You hear that, Bonnie?
_________________________________

So, you're Bonnie?
_________________________________

I'm Andy.

_________________________________

Someone told me
you're really good with toys.

_________________________________

These are mine,
but I'm going away now,
_________________________________

so I need someone really special
to play with them.

_________________________________

This is Jessie, the roughest,
toughest cowgirl in the whole West.

_________________________________

She loves critters, but none more
than her best pal, Bullseye.

_________________________________

(MIMICS NEIGHING HORSE)
_________________________________

Yee-haw!
_________________________________

Here.

_________________________________

This is Rex, the meanest, most
terrifying dinosaur who ever lived!
_________________________________

(MIMICS ROARING)
_________________________________

The Potato Heads. Mr. and Mrs.
You gotta keep 'em together,
_________________________________

'cause they're madly in love.

_________________________________

Now Slinky here is
as loyal as any dog you could want.

_________________________________

And Hamm,
he'll keep your money safe,
_________________________________

but he's also one of the most dastardly
villains of all time, evil Dr. Pork Chop.

_________________________________

These little dudes
are from a strange alien world.

_________________________________

Pizza Planet.

_________________________________

And this
_________________________________

(MIMICS WHOOSHING)
_________________________________

is Buzz Lightyear, the coolest toy ever!
_________________________________

Look, he can fly and shoot lasers!
_________________________________

He's sworn to protect the galaxy
from the evil Emperor Zurg.

_________________________________
VOICE BOX: To infinity and beyond!

_________________________________

Now, you gotta promise
to take good care of these guys.

_________________________________

They mean a lot to me.

_________________________________

My cowboy!
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Woody? What's he doing in there?
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-"There's a snake in my boot."

-Wha...?
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VOICE BOX:

There's a snake in my boot.
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Now, Woody, he's been my pal
for as long as I can remember.

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He's brave, like a cowboy should be.

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And kind. And smart.

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But the thing that makes Woody special

is he'll never give up on you.

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Ever.

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He'll be there for you, no matter what.

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You think you can
take care of him for me?

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Okay then.

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Oh, no! Dr. Pork Chop's attacking
the haunted bakery!

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(MIMICS LASERFIRE)
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The ghosts are getting away.
Woody'll stop 'em!
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Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!
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BONNIE: And we'll actually need

the rocket.

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ANDY: They're getting away!

Come on, Bullseye!
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BONNIE: We need to get in the

spaceship. The volcano is gonna erupt.

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Look! They're being attacked
by a real dog!
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ANDY: You can eat

my poisonous scones!
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BONNIE: Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head

are in trouble.
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Get on, Woody.

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It's my friend Woody.
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Buzz, hurry!
Get your extra turbo booster.

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(STARTING ENGINE)
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Thanks, guys.

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Look, Mommy.
They're all playing together.

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Come on. Let's get some lunch.

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So long, partner.

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Oh, hey, Buzz. You haven't met
Bonnie's toys yet. Hey, come here.

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You're gonna love them.
Buzz, this is Dolly.

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