Disney NeverEnding Chronology (Summer 2016 / The PhilharMagic (Day 3)) - Subtitles (en)

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July 2016
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JAQ: Cinderelly, big blue guards.
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(GROWLS) Gus-Gus handle 'em.
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Let me at 'em! Let me at 'em!
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(CHIRPING)
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Um... Let's try
the servant's entrance first.
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MAN 1: Good morning, sir.
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MAN 2: Good morning.
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Onions for the King. Well done.
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Strawberries, sir.
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(CHIRPING)
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Keep out of sight.
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The King is waiting. There you are.
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MAN 1: The King will enjoy them.
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MAN 2: They're his favorite.
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Hmm?
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(GASPS)
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(GROANS)
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Now, all we have to do is
find him and everything will be...
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Stop! You there.
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Who are you?
What are you doing here?
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I...
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I'm in charge of all the servants
in this castle,
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and I've never seen you before.
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What is your purpose?
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My purpose. Well... Um... I... I...
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I'm the royal mouse catcher.
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(BOTH GASP)
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Royal mouse catcher? Preposterous.
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Snap 'em and trap 'em.
That's my motto.
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Oh, no!
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In the 30 years
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that I have supervised...
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(DISHES CLATTERING)
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...this castle,
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I can assure you there has never
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ever been a single, solitary...
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WOMAN: Mouse!
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(GLASS CHATTERING)
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(WOMEN SCREAMING)
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-Where is it?
-Mice!
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(CHUCKLING)
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(TARZAN-LIKE SHOUT)
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Oh, please, let me help.
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This is my kitchen. I'll take care of it!
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Take that!
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And that! Vile vermin!
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Please, I can handle this!
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Not now!
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I've got them on the run!
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Really, I can help.
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(GROANS)
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(GROWLS)
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There he is! I got him! I got him!
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So then, I'll just go get those mice.
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(GLASS SHATTERING)
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CINDERELLA: Come on, guys.
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-Nice work.
-(JAQ AND GUS CHEER)
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If we split up,
we'll find the Prince faster.
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Split up! Righty-o!
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But, Dad...
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Those aren't reasons!
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(GROANING) Breeding, refinement!
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These are the reasons
to marry someone.
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Not their choice in transparent footwear!
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(GROANS)
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Ooh! Nice parry.
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Thanks.
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(BOTH STRAINING)
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It's not about the slipper.
It's the girl in the slipper.
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She was... Well, she was...
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She was what?
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(GRUNTS) Well, she was the one.
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I know it.
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KING: You think there's only
one woman in the kingdom
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who wears a size four and a half?
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It's all I have to go on here.
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Oh, poppycock!
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(KING MOANS)
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You remember when you met Mom?
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You said the first time
you touched her hand
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you just knew, instantly.
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Mmm. The stars were
brighter that night.
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Dad, you found true love.
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That's all I want.
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(BUGLE CALL)
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Oh! They found her!
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(CREAKING)
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(GASPS) Zug-zug!
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(BREATHES DEEPLY)
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Okay.
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Huh.
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(SQUEAKING)
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Huh? What...
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(GRUNTING)
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EUGENE: Is this hair?

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Struggling... Struggling is pointless.
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Huh?
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(RAPUNZEL CLAMBERING DOWN)
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I know why you're here,

and I'm not afraid of you.
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What?
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Who are you?

And how did you find me?
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(STAMMERING SOFTLY)
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(ENUNCIATING) Who are you,

and how did you find me?
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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I know not who you are,

nor how I came to find you.
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But may I just say...
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Hi.
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How you doing?

The name's Flynn Rider.
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How's your day going? Huh?
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(GRUNTS IN CONFUSION)
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Who else knows my location,

Flynn Rider?
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-All right, blondie.

-Rapunzel.
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Gesundheit. Here's the deal.
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I was in a situation,

gallivanting through the forest.
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I came across your tower and...
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Oh! Oh, no.
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Where is my satchel?
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I've hidden it.

Somewhere you'll never find it.
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It's in that pot, isn't it?
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(CLANGING)
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(GROANING)
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Huh?
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(EXCLAIMS) Would you stop that?
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Now it's hidden

where you'll never find it.
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So, what do you want with my hair?

To cut it?
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-What?

-Sell it?
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No! Listen, the only thing

I want to do with your hair
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is to get out of it, literally.
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You...
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Wait. You don't want my hair?
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Why on earth would I want your hair?
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Look, I was being chased,

I saw a tower, I climbed it.
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End of story.
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(STAMMERING) You're telling the truth?
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Yes!
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Hmm.
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(GROWLING)
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(GROWLING)
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(SQUEAKING)
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(WHISPERING) I know.

I need someone to take me.
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-(SQUEAKING)

-I think he's telling the truth, too.
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He doesn't have fangs.

But what choice do I have?
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(SIGHS)
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Okay, Flynn Rider,

I'm prepared to offer you a deal.
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-Deal?

-Look this way.
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(EXCLAIMING)
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Do you know what these are?
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You mean the lantern thing

they do for the princess?
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Lanterns? I knew they weren't stars.
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Well, tomorrow evening,
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they will light the night sky

with these lanterns.
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You will act as my guide,

take me to these lanterns,
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and return me home safely.
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Then, and only then,

will I return your satchel to you.
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That is my deal.
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Yeah.
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(GRUNTING)
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No can do.
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Unfortunately the kingdom and I

aren't exactly simpatico at the moment,
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so I won't be taking you anywhere.
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Something brought you here,

Flynn Rider.
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Call it what you will,
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-fate, destiny...

-A horse.
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So I have made the decision

to trust you.
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A horrible decision, really.
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But trust me when I tell you this.
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You can tear this tower apart

brick by brick,
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but without my help, you will never find

your precious satchel.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Let me get this straight.
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I take you to see the lanterns,

bring you back home,
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and you'll give me back my satchel?
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I promise.
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And when I promise something,

I never, ever break that promise.
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-Ever.

-(SQUEAKS IN AGREEMENT)
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All right, listen.

I didn't want to have to do this,
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but you leave me no choice.
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Here comes the smolder.
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This is kind of an off day for me.

This doesn't normally happen.
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Fine! I'll take you to see the lanterns.
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Really?
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Oops.
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(GASPING) You broke my smolder.

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(GRUNTING)
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Are you coming, blondie?
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(SINGING) Look at the world so close
And I'm halfway to it
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Look at it all so big
Do I even dare
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Look at me, there at last
I just have to do it

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Should I? No

Here I go

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(GRUNTS)
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(CHUCKLES)
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(LAUGHING)
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(LAUGHING)
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Just smell the grass, the dirt

Just like I dreamed they'd be
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Just feel that summer breeze

The way it's calling me
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(GASPS)
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For, like, the first time ever
I'm completely free

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I could go running and racing
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And dancing and chasing

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And leaping and bounding
Hair flying, heart pounding

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And splashing and reeling
and finally feeling

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That's when my life begins

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I can't believe I did this!
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(GASPS) I can't believe I did this.
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(LAUGHING) I can't believe I did this!
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Mother would be so furious.
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But that's okay. What she doesn't know

won't kill her, right?
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(CRYING) Oh, my gosh!

This would kill her.
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This is so fun!
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I am a horrible daughter.

I'm going back.
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(LAUGHING) I am never going back!
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I am a despicable human being!
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(WHOOPING)
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Best day ever!

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(OWL HOOTING)
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(GASPING)
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(CHUCKLES)
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All right.
Nobody look till I get my cork back in.

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Good work, men. Two blocks down
and only 19 more to go.

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-What?

-ALL: Nineteen?
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Are we gonna do this all night?
My parts are killing me.

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Come on, fellas.

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Did Woody give up when Sid
had me strapped to a rocket?

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-ALL: No.

-No.

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And did he give up when you threw him
out of the back of that moving van?
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-Oh, you had to bring that up.

-No, he didn't!
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We have a friend in need, and we will
not rest until he's safe in Andy's room!
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-(STAR-SPANGLED PLAYING)

-Now let's move out!
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(BOTH PANTING)
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(ANNA GASPS)
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Arendelle.
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-It's completely frozen.

-(SIGHS)
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But it will be fine. Elsa will thaw it.
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Will she?
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Yeah. Now, come on.
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This way to the North Mountain?
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(CHUCKLES)
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-More like this way.

-(GASPS)
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Come on. Come on.
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(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
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Hello.
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You don't have to be scared.

I'm very nice.
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You're so little.
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Your dress is very leafy.

Did you make it yourself?
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I like your wings.

They're like sparkly lace.
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Your hair must be so soft.
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Are you hungry? Maybe not.

That's okay.
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I don't like some kinds of food, either.
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Oh!
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I'm so sorry. Where are my manners?

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There you go.
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Wait! Wait! Wait! No, please!

I'm not going to hurt you!
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Don't be afraid!

I just want to be your friend!
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I really won't hurt you. I just love fairies.
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I've been drawing fairies

all my life. See?
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I drew that one when I was three,

but I did that green one last week.
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(CHUCKLES) I think it's much better.
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I even started to paint

with the watercolors Father gave me.
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Is it true that some fairies

paint butterfly wings?
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I knew it!
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These are some

of my favorite drawings.
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This is a water fairy.
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-You can tell because her skin is blue.

-Blue?
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And here is a candy fairy

living in a lollipop tree.
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Do all fairies live in trees

made of sweets?
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Really? What about fairy circles?
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Well, I hear

that if a person steps in one,
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a fairy has to grant them three wishes

from their magic bag.
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But if they don't,

they turn into a pile of delicious sugar,
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-and then younger fairies...

-(LAUGHS) Wait. Wait a minute.
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-...must try and turn them back into...

-Where are you getting all this?
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(BELL JINGLING)
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(GASPS) You jingle when you talk,

like a little bell!
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So that's how fairies speak.
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(BELL JINGLING)
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So what do you think of my fairies?

Oh! And my fairy house!
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It got a little shaken up.
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-Did you make this?

-(BELL JINGLING)
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I don't know what you're saying.
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Oh. Did I make the fairy house?

Yes, I did. Do you like it?
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Oh. The door's stuck.
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Well, you're quite the little tinker,

aren't you?
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What? Is that your name? Tinker?
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Er...
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Bell? Your name is Bell.
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Tinker? Bell?
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Tinker Bell? Tinker Bell.
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What a lovely name!

Well, Tinker Bell, my name's Lizzy.
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LIZZY: Do all fairies sound the same

when they talk?
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(WATER DRIPPING)
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How do you learn to be a fairy?

Do you go to fairy school?
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GRIFFITHS: Lizzy?

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(LIZZY GASPING)
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Lizzy? Who are you talking to?
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Oh. Um...
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My fairy!
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That's nice, dear. Now, I brought you

something I think you'll really enjoy.
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These are some

of my old field journals.
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Now, I picked out the ones

I thought would excite you the most.
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This one on rocks and minerals

is particularly interesting.
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-Is there a field journal about fairies?

-(LAUGHS) Of course not, Lizzy.
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Books like this are based on fact

and scientific research,
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which is the quite the contrary

to your little figurines and drawings.
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Well, just because you've never seen

a fairy doesn't mean they're not real.
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Now, Lizzy, seeing is believing,

and without proof, it's just a fairy tale.
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Now, here is a blank field journal.

Now, you're very talented, my darling,
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and I'm sure you'll be able to fill it

with your own scientific research.
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Yes, Father.
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(WATER DRIPPING)
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(SIGHS) Now if only these leaks

were just pretend.
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Tinker Bell, you can come out now.
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Look, Lizzy, thanks for showing me

your collection, but I really should be...
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(BELL JINGLING)
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You want to go?
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Oh. I really wish you'd stay.
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I'm sorry, Lizzy.
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Okay, I understand.
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So, I guess this is goodbye.
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What's wrong?

Can't you fly in the rain?
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(GASPS)
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You can stay with me

until the rain stops.
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I'll show you around my room.

We can play with my toys.
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We'll have so much fun.
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(ICE TINKLING)
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(GRUNTING EXCITEDLY)
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I never knew winter

could be so beautiful.
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OLAF: Yeah.
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It really is beautiful, isn't it?
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But it's so white.
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You know, how about a little color?
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I'm thinking maybe some

crimson, chartreuse.

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How about yellow?
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No, not yellow. Yellow and snow?
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(SHUDDERS) No go.
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(CHUCKLES)
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(BOTH GASP)
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-Am I right?

-(SHRIEKS)
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-Hi.

-You're creepy.
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-OLAF: Whoa!

-I don't want it.
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-Back at you.

-OLAF: Please don't drop me.
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-No.

-Come on, it's just a head.
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OLAF: All right. We got off to a bad start.
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Ew, ew, ew, the body!
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(GROANS)
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Wait, what am I looking at right now?
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Why are you hanging off

the earth like a bat?
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All right, wait one second.
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Oh. Uh...
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Oh!
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-Thank you.

-You're welcome.
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Now, I'm perfect.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Well, almost.
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It was like my whole life

got turned upside down.
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-(GRUNTS)

-Oh! Too hard. I'm sorry!
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-Head rush!

-I was just... Are you okay?
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Are you kidding me? I am wonderful!
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I've always wanted a nose.
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(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) So cute.
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It's like a little baby unicorn.
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(IN NORMAL VOICE) But... Hey! Whoa!
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-(GASPS)

-Oh.
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I love it even more.
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(EXHALES) All right,
let's start this thing over.

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Hi, everyone.
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I'm Olaf.
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And I like warm hugs.
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Olaf?
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That's right. Olaf.
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And you are?
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Oh. Um...
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I'm Anna.
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And who's the funky-looking

donkey over there?
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-That's Sven.

-Uh-huh.
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And who's the reindeer?
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Sven.
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Oh, the... Oh. Okay.

That makes things easier for me.
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(SQUEALS) Aw, look at him

trying to kiss my nose.
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-I like you, too.

-Olaf.
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-Did Elsa build you?

-Yeah. Why?
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Do you know where she are?
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-Fascinating.

-Yeah. Why?
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Do you think you could

show us the way?
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Yeah. Why?
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How does this work? Ow!
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Stop it, Sven. I'm trying to focus, here.
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-Yeah. Why?

-I'll tell you why.
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We need Elsa to bring back summer.
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-Summer?

-Mmm-hmm.
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Oh. I don't know why,
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but I've always loved

the idea of summer.
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And sun, and all things hot.
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Really?
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I'm guessing you don't have

much experience with heat.
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Nope.

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But sometimes I like to close my eyes,
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and imagine what it would be

like when summer does come.
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(SIGHING CONTENTEDLY)
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(SINGING) Bees will buzz

Kids will blow dandelion fuzz
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And I'll be doing
Whatever snow does in summer
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A drink in my hand
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My snow up against the burning sand
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Probably getting gorgeously tanned
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In summer
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I'll finally see a summer breeze
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Blow away a Winter storm
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And find out what happens to solid water
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When it gets warm
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And I can't wait to see
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What my buddies all think of me
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Just imagine how much cooler I'll be
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In summer!
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(VOCALIZING)
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The hot and the cold are both so intense

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Put them together
It just makes sense
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(SCATTING)
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Winter's a good time
To stay in and cuddle

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But put me in summer and I'll be a...
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Happy snowman!
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When life gets rough
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I like to hold on to my dream
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Relaxing in the summer sun
Just letting off steam
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Oh, the sky
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Will be blue
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And you guys will be there, too
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When I finally do
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What frozen things do
In summer!
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-I'm gonna tell him.

-Don't you dare.
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In summer!

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So, come on! Elsa's this way.
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Let's go bring back summer!
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-I'm coming!

-(OLAF LAUGHING)
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Somebody's gotta tell him.

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GRAND DUKE: Now, if you ladies
would please have a seat,
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the Prince will be right with you.
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My Prince!
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Your Highness!
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Oh, hello.
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Am I in the right room? Of course
I'm in the right room. Um...
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Well, there... There seems
to be a little mix-up here.
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I assure you, Your Highness,
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the slipper fits my daughter's foot.
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(SPUTTERS) See? See?
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Huh. How could he miss it?
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Oh, yeah, I see. Um...
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It's just that I was expecting...
Well, someone else.
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I really do feel awful about this.
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But the royal proclamation declared...
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Yes, but it would appear that, uh,
more than one girl
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actually fits the slipper.
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(CLEARS THROAT) I'm very sorry
to have inconvenienced you. Um...
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Why don't I have the Grand Duke
escort you home safely.
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(WHIMPERS)
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If you'll please excuse me.
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Phew!
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-But... But...
-Quiet!
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You will forget who you danced
with at the ball,
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and marry the girl who fits the slipper
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tonight. Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
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(GROANS)
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Wait. Hold the trumpet!
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It's all coming back.
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It is you.
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(BOTH GASP)
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Please. Please tell me your name.
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It's Anastasia.
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(SIGHS) Anastasia.
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Well, I... I know it's sudden,
but will you marry me?
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Yes! Whoo-hoo! Yippee!
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(LAUGHING MANICACALLY)
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(GRUNTING)
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Ah!
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(STEPMOTHER CLEARS THROAT)
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Yes. Er...
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I... I mean, yes. Definitely yes.
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I will marry you.
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Excellent. The ceremony
will take place tonight.
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I trust that meets
with your approval, Sire.
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The sooner the better.
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Splendid. Then tonight
we will have a new princess.
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Wonderful. I'll go tell my father.
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Not good! We have
to find Cinderelly, Gus-Gus!
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GASTON: Who does she think she is?

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That girl has tangled

with the wrong man.

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-No one says no to Gaston.

-(SCOFFS) Darn right.

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Dismissed. Rejected.

Publicly humiliated.

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Why, it's more than I can bear.

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-More beer?

-What for? Nothing helps.

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-I'm disgraced.

-Who, you? Never.

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Gaston, you've got

to pull yourself together.

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(SINGING) Gosh, it disturbs me

to see you, Gaston

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Looking so down in the dumps

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Every guy here'd

love to be you, Gaston

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(CHEERING)

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Even when taking your lumps

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There's no man in town

as admired as you

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You're everyone's favourite guy

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Everyone's awed

and inspired by you

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And it's not very hard

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To see why

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(WOMEN SIGHING)

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No one's slick as Gaston

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No one's quick as Gaston

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No one's neck's

as incredibly thick as Gaston

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For there's no man in town

half as manly

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(GRUNTING)

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Perfect, a pure paragon

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You can ask any

Tom, Dick or Stanley

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And they'll tell you

whose team they prefer to be on

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No one's been like Gaston

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A kingpin like Gaston

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No one's got a swell cleft

in his chin like Gaston

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As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating

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My, what a guy, that Gaston

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Give five hurrahs

Give 12 hip-hips

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Gaston is the best

and the rest is all drips

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ALL: No one fights like Gaston

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Douses lights like Gaston

_________________________________

In a wrestling match

nobody bites like Gaston

_________________________________

For there's no one

as burly and brawny

_________________________________

As you see, I've got biceps to spare

_________________________________

-Not a bit of him scraggly or scrawny

-That's right

_________________________________

And every last inch of me's

covered with hair

_________________________________

-No one hits like Gaston

-Matches wits like Gaston

_________________________________

In a spitting match

nobody spits like Gaston

_________________________________

I'm especially good at expectorating

_________________________________

Ptooey!

_________________________________

Ten points for Gaston

_________________________________

When I was a lad

I ate four dozen eggs

_________________________________

Every morning to help me get large

_________________________________

And now that I'm grown

I eat five dozen eggs

_________________________________

So I'm roughly the size of a barge

_________________________________

No one shoots like Gaston

_________________________________

Makes those beauts like Gaston

_________________________________

Then goes tromping around

wearing boots like Gaston

_________________________________

I use antlers in all of my decorating

_________________________________

My, what a guy

_________________________________

Gaston

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING)

_________________________________

(CHEERING)

_________________________________

-Help! Someone help me!

-Maurice?

_________________________________

Please! Please, I need your help.

_________________________________

He's got her...

He's got her locked in the dungeon.

_________________________________

-Who?

-Belle. We must go.

_________________________________

Not... Not a minute to lose.

_________________________________

Whoa! Slow down, Maurice.

_________________________________

-Who's got Belle locked in a dungeon?

-A beast!

_________________________________

A horrible, monstrous beast!

_________________________________

(ALL LAUGHING)

_________________________________

-Is it a big beast?

-Huge.

_________________________________

-With a long, ugly snout?

-Hideously ugly.

_________________________________

-And sharp, cruel fangs?

-Yes, yes! Will you help me?

_________________________________

All right, old man. We'll help you out.

_________________________________

You will?

Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.

_________________________________

Oh!

_________________________________

-Crazy old Maurice.

-(CHUCKLING)

_________________________________

He's always good for a laugh.

_________________________________

Crazy old Maurice, hmm?

_________________________________

Crazy old Maurice.

_________________________________

Hmm.

_________________________________

(SINGING)

LeFou, I'm afraid I've been thinking

_________________________________

A dangerous pastime

_________________________________

I know

_________________________________

But that wacky old coot

is Belle's father

_________________________________

And his sanity's only so-so

_________________________________

Now, the wheels in my head

have been turning

_________________________________

Since I looked at that loony old man

_________________________________

See, I promised myself

I'd be married to Belle

_________________________________

And right now, I'm evolving a plan

_________________________________

-If I... (WHISPERING)

-Yes?

_________________________________

-Then we... (WHISPERING)

-No, would she?

_________________________________

-Guess.

-Now I get it!

_________________________________

-Let's go!

-Let's go!

_________________________________

(SINGING) No one plots like Gaston

_________________________________

Takes cheap shots like Gaston

_________________________________

Plans to persecute harmless crackpots

like Gaston

_________________________________

ALL: So, his marriage

we soon will be celebrating

_________________________________

My, what a guy

_________________________________

Gaston

_________________________________

Will no one help me?

_________________________________

_________________________________
BUZZ: Okay.

Here's our chance. Ready. Set. Go.

_________________________________

(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

Drop!
_________________________________

-(AIR HISSING)

-(HORNS HONKING)

_________________________________
BUZZ: Go!
_________________________________
BUZZ: Drop! I said "drop"!

_________________________________

(HORNS HONKING)
_________________________________
BUZZ: Go!

_________________________________

(MUMBLING)
_________________________________
BUZZ: Drop.

_________________________________

(HORN HONKING, TIRES SQUEALING)
_________________________________
BUZZ: Go.

_________________________________

That went well.

_________________________________

(HORNS HONKING)
_________________________________

_________________________________

Now, don't tell me who you are.

Let me guess.
_________________________________

I know, you're Doc.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Why, why, why, yes.
Yes! That's true.

_________________________________
SNOW WHITE:
And you're, you're Bashful.
_________________________________

Oh, gosh!
_________________________________
(DWARFS CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
(YAWNING)

_________________________________
SNOW WHITE:
And you, you're Sleepy.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) How'd you guess?
_________________________________
(DWARFS CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

And you?
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________

And you're Sneezy.
_________________________________
(DWARFS CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
(SNEEZING)
_________________________________
(DWARFS LAUGHING)
_________________________________

-(CHUCKLING) Yes, and you must be...

-Happy, ma'am. That's me.
_________________________________

And this is Dopey. He don't talk none.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)

_________________________________
SNOW WHITE:
You mean he can't talk?
_________________________________

He don't know. He never tried.
_________________________________

Oh, that's too bad.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

(IN GRUMPY VOICE)
You must be Grumpy.
_________________________________
(DWARFS LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Oh, yes! Yes!
_________________________________

Hah! We know who we are.
_________________________________

Ask her who she is

and what she's a-doin' here.
_________________________________

Hmph! Yeah!

What are you and who are you doin'?
_________________________________

What are you... Who are you, my dear?
_________________________________

Oh, how silly of me. I'm Snow White.

_________________________________
DOC: Snow White?
ALL: The Princess?
_________________________________

Yes.
_________________________________

_________________________________

(WHEELS SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
SLINKY: Oh, no. It's closed.

_________________________________

We're not preschool toys, Slinky.
We can read.

_________________________________

-(DOORS MOOING)

-MAN: Hey, Joe, you're late.

_________________________________

We've got a ton of toys to unload.

_________________________________

All right. All right.
I'm comin'. I'm comin'.

_________________________________

All right. Let's go.

_________________________________
REX: But the sign says it's closed.

_________________________________

No, no, no, no. All together. Now!
_________________________________

-(ALL GRUNTING)

-(DOORS MOOING)
_________________________________

(GIGGLING)
_________________________________

Whoa, Nelly! How are we going
to find Woody in this place?
_________________________________

Look for Al. We find Al,
we find Woody. Now move out!

_________________________________

_________________________________
Cinderella!
I've warned you never to interrupt...
_________________________________
-This just arrived from the palace.
-BOTH: From the palace!
_________________________________
-Give it here.
-Let me have it.
_________________________________
-(SHRIEKING)
-I'll read it.
_________________________________
Well, there's to be a ball.
_________________________________
-BOTH: A ball!
-In honor of His Highness, the Prince.
_________________________________
BOTH: Oh, the Prince!
_________________________________
And, by royal command,
_________________________________
every eligible maiden is to attend.
_________________________________
Why, that's us!
-And I'm so eligible.
_________________________________
-That means I can go, too.
-DRIZELLA: Ha!
_________________________________
Her, dancing with the Prince. (LAUGHS)
_________________________________
(MOCKING) I'd be honored,
Your Highness.
_________________________________
Would you mind holding my broom?
_________________________________
(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Well, why not?
_________________________________
After all, I'm still a member of the family.
_________________________________
And it says, "By royal command,
_________________________________
"every eligible maiden is to attend."
_________________________________
Yes, so it does.
_________________________________
Well, I see no reason why you can't go.
_________________________________
If you get all your work done.
_________________________________
Oh, I will. I promise.
_________________________________
And if you can find
something suitable to wear.
_________________________________
I'm sure I can.
Oh, thank you, Stepmother.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(DOOR OPENING)
_________________________________
ANASTASIA: I feel better already.
_________________________________
STEPMOTHER: Grace and poise, girls.
_________________________________
Just remember, grace and poise.
_________________________________
(GLASS SHOE CLANKING)
_________________________________
ANASTASIA: Right. Grace and poise.
_________________________________
Oh, look, a harp.
_________________________________
(PLUCKS HARP)
_________________________________
(HARP SHATTERS)
_________________________________
(PLUCKING STOPS)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
STEPMOTHER: Lucifer?
_________________________________
(PURRING)
_________________________________
(SNIFFING)
_________________________________
Lucifer?
_________________________________
(MEOWS)
_________________________________
Lucifer! Come here!
_________________________________
(SNARLS)
_________________________________
Phew.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
CINDERELLA: Your Highness.
_________________________________
Yes?
_________________________________
Hello. (GIGGLES)
_________________________________
Um.. Hello.
_________________________________
It's wonderful to see you again.
_________________________________
Um... I'm sorry, have we met?
_________________________________
(GIGGLES)
_________________________________
I believe we danced
last night at the ball.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Well, uh... Maybe you've mistaken me
for some other prince.
_________________________________
I don't think so.
_________________________________
You are quite the dancer.
_________________________________
Well, it wasn't just me.
_________________________________
It was the lady I was
_________________________________
dancing with.
_________________________________
Oh, Your Highness.
_________________________________
Uh... As a matter of fact,
I'm gonna marry her.
_________________________________
Marry? Really?
_________________________________
Yes! Tonight.
_________________________________
Tonight?
_________________________________
Once you dance
with someone like Anastasia,
_________________________________
you don't want to waste any time.
_________________________________
Did you say Anastasia?
_________________________________
Yes.
_________________________________
But...
_________________________________
Well... I guess I better be going.
_________________________________
I've got to tell my father.
_________________________________
But that's not right.
_________________________________
I'm sorry?
_________________________________
You there. Royal mouse catcher!
I need you this...
_________________________________
Oh. Oh, I'm sorry, Your Grace.
I didn't realize...
_________________________________
I was the one...
_________________________________
I need her this instant!
Please excuse us, Your Highness?
_________________________________
Please. I'm sorry, just one moment.
_________________________________
No, no, no.
Of course, I can see you're busy.
_________________________________
I'll... I'll let you go.
_________________________________
But it was me.
_________________________________
Start here! I want this castle
completely rodent-free
_________________________________
in time for the wedding.
_________________________________
(DOOR SLAMS)
_________________________________
GUS: Cinderelly! Cinderelly!
_________________________________
Gus?
_________________________________
Cinderelly!
_________________________________
BOTH: Whoa!
_________________________________
JAQ: We found Princey!
_________________________________
I did, too. But he doesn't
even know who I am.
_________________________________
No, no, no!
_________________________________
It's a-magic.
_________________________________
What? What are you talking about?
_________________________________
(BOTH BABBLE INCOHERENTLY)
_________________________________
Stepmother?
_________________________________
Fairy Godmother?
_________________________________
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
_________________________________
She stole it?
_________________________________
-Boo-hoo-hoo!
-I show Princey!
_________________________________
Princey! Princey!
_________________________________
My Cinderelly awaits.
_________________________________
Princey, you will marry Anastasia.
_________________________________
Anesthesia.
_________________________________
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
_________________________________
She made him forget who I am.
_________________________________
Magic! That explains it.
_________________________________
Boys, we have to get that wand!
_________________________________

_________________________________

(CRYING)
_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

You know,

I can't help but notice you seem
_________________________________

a little at war with yourself here.
_________________________________

-What?

-I'm only picking up bits and pieces.
_________________________________

Overprotective mother,

forbidden road trip. This is serious stuff.
_________________________________

But let me ease your conscience.

This is part of growing up.
_________________________________

A little rebellion, a little adventure,

that's good. Healthy, even.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) You think?
_________________________________

I know. You're way over-thinking this,

trust me.
_________________________________

Does your mother deserve it? No.
_________________________________

Would this break her heart

and crush her soul? Of course!
_________________________________

But you've got to do it.
_________________________________

"Break her heart"?
_________________________________

-In half.

-"Crush her soul"?
_________________________________

Like a grape.
_________________________________

She would be heartbroken. You're right.
_________________________________

I am, aren't I? Oh, bother.
_________________________________

All right. I can't believe I'm saying this,

but I'm letting you out of the deal.
_________________________________

-What?

-That's right, but don't thank me.
_________________________________

Let's turn around and get you home.

Here's your pan, here's your frog.
_________________________________

I get back my satchel,
_________________________________

you get back a mother-daughter

relationship based on mutual trust,
_________________________________

and voilá,

we part ways as unlikely friends.
_________________________________

No! I am seeing those lanterns.
_________________________________

Oh, come on! What is it going to take

for me to get my satchel back?
_________________________________

I will use this.
_________________________________

-(TWIG SNAPPING)

-(PASCAL SQUEALS)
_________________________________

(GASPS) Is it ruffians? Thugs?

Have they come for me?
_________________________________

Stay calm. It can probably smell fear.
_________________________________

Oh! (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Sorry! Guess I'm just a little bit jumpy.
_________________________________

Probably be best if we avoid ruffians

and thugs, though.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES SELF-CONSCIOUSLY)

Yeah, that would probably be best.
_________________________________

Are you hungry?

I know a great place for lunch.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Where?
_________________________________

Oh, don't you worry.

You'll know it when you smell it.

_________________________________

(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(GROWLING)
_________________________________

(NEIGHS)
_________________________________

(TWIG SNAPS)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING SOFTLY)
_________________________________

(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
_________________________________

(NEIGHING MENACINGLY)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(EXHALES)
_________________________________

A palace horse.
_________________________________

Where's your rider?
_________________________________

Rapunzel.
_________________________________

Rapunzel!
_________________________________

(NEIGHS IN CONFUSION)
_________________________________

Rapunzel! Let down your hair!
_________________________________

Rapunzel?
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(POUNDING)
_________________________________

Rapunzel?
_________________________________

Rapunzel!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

_________________________________

-We're past the shallows!

-Aye! Drop the mainsail!
_________________________________

Dropping the mainsail!
_________________________________

-Trim the sail!

-Trimming the sail!
_________________________________

-Big thingy, dead ahead! Hard to port!

-Hard to port! Hard to port!
_________________________________

I recognize that wagon.

Stay on this course!
_________________________________

-Aye, Miss Vidia. Will do.

-I sure hope Tink is all right.
_________________________________

Who knows what terrible things

could be happening to her right now.

_________________________________

(SIGHING)
_________________________________

A fairy could get used to this.
_________________________________

Isn't it wonderful? Everything in this

house is just your size, Tinker Bell.
_________________________________

That's perfume. It smells like flowers.
_________________________________

Oh. My doll.

She should be in bed by now.
_________________________________

How old are you? I'm nine.
_________________________________

Do you like my dollhouse?

Do fairies live in houses?
_________________________________

What are fairies' houses made of?
_________________________________

That's a cooker,

but it doesn't actually work.
_________________________________

What's your favorite food?

I mean, besides sweets?
_________________________________

I want to know all about real live fairies.
_________________________________

Perfect!
_________________________________

"Scientific fairy research."
_________________________________

Okay. What's your favorite color?
_________________________________

Green is my favorite color, too!
_________________________________

I should start from the beginning.

Where do fairies come from?
_________________________________

I mean, where were you born?
_________________________________

Oh.
_________________________________

Well, that one's

a little more complicated because...
_________________________________

So, a baby, when it laughs

for the first time...
_________________________________

(BELL JINGLING)
_________________________________

A fairy...
_________________________________

-Uh... Uh...

-Oh.
_________________________________

Right. One second.
_________________________________

You were a funny-looking baby?
_________________________________

A baby?
_________________________________

Laughs?
_________________________________

One?
_________________________________

First?
_________________________________

When a baby laughs for the first time,

that's when a fairy is born.
_________________________________

Incredible.
_________________________________

Lizzy, that's only the beginning.
_________________________________

(HOW TO BELIEVE PLAYING)
_________________________________

WOMAN: (SINGING)
Guess I always knew
_________________________________

This could all come true
_________________________________

Still it feels so new
_________________________________

Being here with you
_________________________________

Can't believe my eyes
_________________________________

A new world comes alive
_________________________________

Spring and summer
Love and laughter
_________________________________

We'll live happy ever after
_________________________________

We'll shine brighter
Than we thought we'd be
_________________________________

Because you showed me
How to believe
_________________________________

More than just pretend
_________________________________

I'll make believe again
_________________________________

I hope this never ends

_________________________________
Maybe we'll be friends

_________________________________
Now everything I know
Everything I know

_________________________________
I'll never let it go
Never let it go

_________________________________
Spring and summer
Love and laughter

_________________________________
We'll live happy ever after
_________________________________

We'll shine brighter
Than we thought we'd be
_________________________________

Because you showed me
How to believe

_________________________________

_________________________________

(SOBBING)

_________________________________

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

_________________________________

-Who is it?

-Mrs. Potts, dear.

_________________________________

-I thought you might like a spot of tea.

-(GASPS)

_________________________________

But you're... You're a...

_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-Oh!

_________________________________

-Careful.

-This is impossible.

_________________________________

I know it is, but here we are.

_________________________________

I told you she was pretty, Mama,

didn't I?

_________________________________

All right, Chip, now, that'll do.

Slowly now. Don't spill.

_________________________________

Thank you.

_________________________________

Wanna see me do a trick?

_________________________________

(INHALES)

_________________________________

-MRS. POTTS: Chip!

-(GIGGLES) Oops! Sorry.

_________________________________

That was a very brave thing

you did, my dear.

_________________________________

We all think so.

_________________________________

But I've lost my father,

my dreams, everything.

_________________________________

Cheer up, child.

It'll turn out all right in the end.

_________________________________

You'll see.

_________________________________

Oh, listen to me jabbering on

_________________________________

while there's a supper

to get on the table.

_________________________________

Chip?

_________________________________

Bye.

_________________________________

Well, now,

what shall we dress you in for dinner?

_________________________________

Oh, let's see what I got in my drawers.

_________________________________

Oh, how embarrassing! (LAUGHS)

_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT) Ah, here we are.

You'll look ravishing in this one.

_________________________________

That's very kind of you,

but I'm not going to dinner.

_________________________________

(GASPS) But you must.

_________________________________

Ahem, ahem, ahem.

_________________________________

Dinner is served.

_________________________________

What's taking so long?

_________________________________

I told her to come down.

_________________________________

-Why isn't she here yet?

-Try to be patient, sir.

_________________________________

The girl has lost her father

and her freedom all in one day.

_________________________________

Master, have you thought

_________________________________

that perhaps this girl could be the one

to break the spell?

_________________________________

Of course I have! I'm not a fool.

_________________________________

Good! So, you fall in love with her,

_________________________________

she falls in love with you, and poof!

The spell is broken.

_________________________________

We'll be human again by midnight.

_________________________________

It's not that easy, Lumiere.

These things take time.

_________________________________

But the rose has already begun to wilt.

_________________________________

Oh, it's no use.

_________________________________

She's so beautiful and I'm...

_________________________________

Well, look at me!

_________________________________

You must help her to see past all that.

_________________________________

I don't know how.

_________________________________

Well, you can start

by making yourself more presentable.

_________________________________

Straighten up.

Try to act like a gentleman.

_________________________________

Yes. When she comes in,

give her a dashing, debonair smile.

_________________________________

Come, come, show me the smile.

_________________________________

-But don't frighten the poor girl.

-Impress her with your rapier wit.

_________________________________

But be gentle.

_________________________________

-Shower her with compliments.

-But be sincere.

_________________________________

And above all,

_________________________________

-you must control your temper!

-You must control your temper!

_________________________________

LUMIERE: Here she is!

_________________________________

Good evening.

_________________________________

-Well, where is she?

-Who?

_________________________________

Oh! (LAUGHS)

_________________________________

The girl, yes. The girl.

_________________________________

Well, actually, she's in the process of...

_________________________________

Circumstances being what they are...

She's not coming.

_________________________________

BEAST: What?

_________________________________

Oh, dear. Your Grace! Your Eminence!

_________________________________

Let's not be hasty!

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________

I thought I told you

to come down to dinner!

_________________________________

BELLE: I'm not hungry.

_________________________________

You'll come out or I'll... I'll...

I'll break down the door!

_________________________________

Master, I could be wrong,

_________________________________

but that may not be the best way

to win the girl's affections.

_________________________________

Please attempt to be a gentleman.

_________________________________

But she is being so difficult.

_________________________________

Gently, gently.

_________________________________

-Will you come down to dinner?

-BELLE: No!

_________________________________

-Hmm?

-Eh-eh.

_________________________________

Suave, genteel.

_________________________________

It would give me great pleasure

_________________________________

if you would join me for dinner.

_________________________________

And we say "please."

_________________________________

-Please.

-No, thank you.

_________________________________

-You can't stay in there forever!

-Yes, I can.

_________________________________

Fine! Then go ahead and starve!

_________________________________

If she doesn't eat with me,

then she doesn't eat at all!

_________________________________

(DOOR SLAMS)

_________________________________

Oh, dear.

That didn't go very well at all, did it?

_________________________________

Lumiere, stand watch at the door

_________________________________

and inform me at once

if there is the slightest change.

_________________________________

You can count on me, mon capitaine.

_________________________________

Well, we might as well go downstairs

and start cleaning up.

_________________________________

I ask nicely, but she refuses.

_________________________________

What does she want me to do, beg?

_________________________________

Show me the girl.

_________________________________

But the master's really not so bad,

once you get to know him.

_________________________________

Why don't you give him a chance?

_________________________________

I don't want to get to know him.

_________________________________

I don't want to have anything

to do with him.

_________________________________

I'm just fooling myself.

_________________________________

She'll never see me as anything

_________________________________

but a monster.

_________________________________

It's hopeless.

_________________________________

_________________________________

FEATHERDUSTER: Oh, no.

LUMIERE: Oh, yes.

_________________________________

-Oh, no.

-Oh, yes, yes, yes.

_________________________________

(FEATHERDUSTER GIGGLING)

_________________________________

I've been burned by you before.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES MISCHIEVOUSLY)

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

Zut alors! She has emerged!

_________________________________

_________________________________

I know it's around here somewhere.
_________________________________

Ah, there it is! The Snuggly Duckling.
_________________________________

Don't worry. Very quaint place.

Perfect for you.
_________________________________

Don't want you scaring and giving up

on this whole endeavor now, do we?
_________________________________

-Well, I do like ducklings.

-Yay!
_________________________________

(MEN CHATTERING)
_________________________________

Garcon, your finest table, please!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

You smell that? Take a deep breath

through the nose. (INHALES DEEPLY)
_________________________________

Really let that seep in.

What are you getting?
_________________________________

To me, it's part man-smell and the other

part is really bad man-smell.
_________________________________

I don't know why,

but overall it smells like the color brown.
_________________________________

-Your thoughts?

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

That's a lot of hair.
_________________________________

She's growing it out.

Is that blood in your mustache?
_________________________________

Goldie, look at all the blood

in his mustache!
_________________________________

Good sir, that's a lot of blood!
_________________________________

(GROWLS)
_________________________________

You don't look so good, blondie. Maybe

we should get you home, call it a day.
_________________________________

Probably better off.

This is a five-star joint.
_________________________________

If you can't handle this place, maybe

you should be back in your tower.
_________________________________

-(RAPUNZEL GASPS)

-Is this you?
_________________________________
EUGENE: (GRUNTS)

Now they're just being mean.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) It's him, all right.
_________________________________

Greno, go find some guards.
_________________________________

That reward

is going to buy me a new hook.
_________________________________

-I could use the money.

-What about me? I'm broke!
_________________________________

Get back!
_________________________________

-Mine!

-Ruffians, stop!
_________________________________

-We can work this out!

-Hey! Leave him alone!
_________________________________

Gentlemen, please!
_________________________________

Give me back my guide! Ruffians!
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

Not the nose! Not the nose!
_________________________________

Put him down!
_________________________________

I don't know where I am, and I need him

to take me to see the lanterns
_________________________________

because I've been dreaming about them

my entire life!
_________________________________

Find your humanity!

Haven't any of you ever had a dream?
_________________________________

I had a dream once.
_________________________________

(PLAYING NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________

(SINGING) I'm malicious,
mean and scary
_________________________________

My sneer could curdle dairy

_________________________________
And violence-wise
my hands are not the cleanest

_________________________________
But despite my evil look
And my temper and my hook
_________________________________

I've always yearned
to be a concert pianist
_________________________________

(PLAYING PIANO)
_________________________________

Can't you see me on the stage
performing Mozart

_________________________________
Tickling the ivories till they gleam
_________________________________

Yep, I'd rather be called deadly

For my killer show tune medley
_________________________________

Thank you!
_________________________________

'Cause way down deep inside
I've got a dream

_________________________________
ALL: He's got a dream
He's got a dream

_________________________________
See, I ain't as cruel and vicious
as I seem
_________________________________

Though I do like breaking femurs

You can count me with the dreamers
_________________________________

Like everybody else I've got a dream
_________________________________

(MEN HUMMING DISTANTLY)
_________________________________

I've got scars and lumps and bruises

Plus something here that oozes
_________________________________

And let's not even mention
my complexion
_________________________________

But despite my extra toes
And my goiter and my nose
_________________________________

I really want to make a love connection
_________________________________

Can't you see me
with a special little lady?
_________________________________

Rowing in a rowboat down the stream
_________________________________

Though I'm one disgusting blighter
I'm a lover not a fighter

_________________________________
'Cause way down deep inside
I've got a dream

_________________________________
-I've got a dream

-ALL: He's got a dream
_________________________________

-I've got a dream

-He's got a dream
_________________________________

And I know one day
romance will reign supreme
_________________________________

Though my face
leaves people screaming

_________________________________
There's a child behind it dreaming

_________________________________
Like everybody else, I've got a dream

_________________________________
Thor would like to quit and be a florist

_________________________________
Gunther does interior design

_________________________________
-Ulf is into mime

-Attila's cupcakes are sublime
_________________________________

Bruiser knits, Killer sews
Fang does little puppet shows
_________________________________

And Vladimir collects ceramic unicorns
_________________________________

(DINGING)
_________________________________

-What about you?

-I'm sorry, me?
_________________________________

What's your dream?
_________________________________

No, no, no. Sorry, boys. I don't sing.
_________________________________

(SINGING) I have dreams like you
No, really

_________________________________
Just much less touchy-feely

_________________________________
They mainly happen
somewhere warm and sunny

_________________________________
On an island that I own
Tanned and rested and alone
_________________________________

Surrounded by enormous
piles of money
_________________________________

-I've got a dream

-ALL: She's got a dream
_________________________________

-I've got a dream

-She's got a dream
_________________________________

I just want to see
the floating lanterns gleam
_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

And with every passing hour
I'm so glad I left my tower
_________________________________

Like all you lovely folks
I've got a dream
_________________________________

She's got a dream
He's got a dream
_________________________________

They've got a dream
We've got a dream
_________________________________

So our differences
ain't really that extreme
_________________________________

We're one big team
_________________________________

-Call us brutal

-Sick
_________________________________

-Sadistic

-And grotesquely optimistic
_________________________________

'Cause way down deep inside
we've got a dream

_________________________________
-I've got a dream

-I've got a dream
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

Yes, way down deep inside
I've got a dream
_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

_________________________________

Come on, Chip. Into the cupboard

with your brothers and sisters.

_________________________________

(YAWNS)

_________________________________

But I'm not sleepy.

_________________________________

-Yes, you are.

-No, I'm not.

_________________________________

I work and I slave all day long,

and for what?

_________________________________

A culinary masterpiece gone to waste!

_________________________________

Stop your grousing.

It's been a long night for all of us.

_________________________________

Well, if you ask me,

she was just being stubborn.

_________________________________

After all, he did say "please."

_________________________________

But if the master doesn't learn

to control that temper,

_________________________________

-he'll never break the...

-Splendid to see you

_________________________________

out and about, mademoiselle.

_________________________________

I am Cogsworth, head of the household.

_________________________________

-This is Lumiere.

-Enchanté, chérie.

_________________________________

If there's, stop that,

anything we, please,

_________________________________

can do to make your stay

more comfortable... Ow!

_________________________________

-I am a little hungry.

-You are?

_________________________________

Hear that? She's hungry.

_________________________________

Stoke the fire.

Break out the silver. Wake the china.

_________________________________

Remember what the master said.

_________________________________

Oh, pish tosh. I'm not about

to let the poor child go hungry.

_________________________________

All right, fine. Glass of water,

crust of bread and then...

_________________________________

Cogsworth, I am surprised at you.

_________________________________

She's not a prisoner. She's our guest.

_________________________________

We must make her feel welcome here.

Right this way, mademoiselle.

_________________________________

Well, keep it down.

_________________________________

If the master finds out about this,

it will be our necks.

_________________________________

Of course, of course.

_________________________________

But what is dinner

without a little music?

_________________________________

Music?

_________________________________

Ma chère mademoiselle!

_________________________________

It is with deepest pride

and greatest pleasure

_________________________________

that we welcome you tonight.

_________________________________

And now, we invite you to relax.

_________________________________

Let us pull up a chair,

as the dining room proudly presents

_________________________________

your dinner.

_________________________________

(SINGING) Be our guest, be our guest

_________________________________

Put our service to the test

_________________________________

Tie your napkin

'round your neck, chérie

_________________________________

And we provide the rest

_________________________________

Soup du jour, hot hors d'oeuvres

_________________________________

Why, we only live to serve

_________________________________

Try the grey stuff, it's delicious

_________________________________

Don't believe me?

Ask the dishes

_________________________________

They can sing, they can dance

_________________________________

After all, miss, this is France

_________________________________

And a dinner here

is never second best

_________________________________

Go on, unfold your menu

_________________________________

Take a glance

and then you'll be our guest

_________________________________

Oui, our guest

Be our guest

_________________________________

Beef ragout, cheese soufflé

_________________________________

Pie and pudding, en flambé

_________________________________

We'll prepare and serve with flair

_________________________________

A culinary cabaret

_________________________________

You're alone and you're scared

_________________________________

But the banquet's all prepared

_________________________________

No one's gloomy or complaining

_________________________________

While the flatware's entertaining

_________________________________

We tell jokes, I do tricks

_________________________________

With my fellow candlesticks

_________________________________

Und it's all in perfect taste

_________________________________

That you can bet

_________________________________

Come on and lift your glass

_________________________________

You've won your own free pass

_________________________________

To be our guest

_________________________________

If you're stressed

it's fine dining we suggest

_________________________________

ALL: Be our guest, be our guest

_________________________________

Shh!

_________________________________

Be our guest

_________________________________

LUMIERE: Life is so unnerving

_________________________________

For a servant who's not serving

_________________________________

He's not whole

without a soul to wait upon

_________________________________

Get off!

_________________________________

Ah, those good old days

_________________________________

When we were useful

_________________________________

Huh?

_________________________________

Suddenly, those good old days

are gone

_________________________________

Oh.

_________________________________

Ten years we've been rusting

_________________________________

Needing so much more than dusting

_________________________________

Needing exercise

_________________________________

A chance to use our skills

_________________________________

(YOWLING)

_________________________________

Most days

we just lay around the castle

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

Flabby, fat and lazy

_________________________________

You walked in and oops-a-daisy

_________________________________

It's a guest, it's a guest

_________________________________

Sakes alive, well, I'll be blessed

_________________________________

Wine's been poured

and thank the Lord

_________________________________

I've had the napkins freshly pressed

_________________________________

With dessert, she'll want tea

_________________________________

And, my dear, that's fine with me

_________________________________

While the cups do their soft-shoeing

_________________________________

I'll be bubbling, I'll be brewing

_________________________________

I'll get warm, piping hot

_________________________________

Heaven sakes, is that a spot?

_________________________________

Clean it up

We want the company impressed

_________________________________

We've got a lot to do

_________________________________

Is it one lump or two?

_________________________________

For you, our guest

_________________________________

-ALL: She's our guest

-She's our guest

_________________________________

ALL: Be our guest

_________________________________

Be our guest, be our guest

Our command is your request

_________________________________

Let's go, people. Fun's over.

Over here. Line up.

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

It's 10 years

since we've had anybody here

_________________________________

And we're obsessed

_________________________________

With your meal, with your ease

_________________________________

Yes, indeed, we aim to please

_________________________________

While the candlelight's still glowing

_________________________________

Let us help you, we'll keep going

_________________________________

Course by course

_________________________________

One by one

_________________________________

Till you shout, "Enough, I'm done!"

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

Then we'll sing you off to sleep

as you digest

_________________________________

Tonight, you'll prop your feet up

_________________________________

But for now, let's eat up

_________________________________

Be our guest

_________________________________

Be our guest

_________________________________

Be our guest

_________________________________

Please be our

_________________________________

Guest

_________________________________

-Bravo! That was wonderful.

-Thank you. (CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

Thank you, mademoiselle.

Good show, wasn't it? Everyone!

_________________________________

(YAWNING) My goodness, look at

the time. Now it's off to bed, off to bed.

_________________________________

I couldn't possibly go to bed now.

_________________________________

It's my first time in an enchanted castle.

_________________________________

Enchanted! (LAUGHS)

_________________________________

Who said anything

about the castle being enchanted?

_________________________________

It was you, wasn't it?

_________________________________

I figured it out for myself.

_________________________________

(GROANING)

_________________________________

I'd like to look around, if that's all right.

_________________________________

-Would you like a tour?

-Wait a second. Wait a second.

_________________________________

I'm not sure that's such a good idea.

_________________________________

We can't let her go poking around

in certain places,

_________________________________

if you know what I mean.

_________________________________

Perhaps you'd like to take me.

_________________________________

I'm sure you know everything there is

to know about the castle.

_________________________________

Oh, well. Actually, I...

_________________________________

Yes, I do.

_________________________________

As you can see,

the pseudo-facade was stripped away

_________________________________

to reveal the minimalist Rococo design.

_________________________________

Note the unusual

inverted vaulted ceilings.

_________________________________

This is yet another example

of the late-neoclassic Baroque period.

_________________________________

And, as I always say,

if it's not Baroque, don't fix it.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)

_________________________________

Where was I?

_________________________________

As you were!

_________________________________

Now, then, if I may draw your attention

to the flying buttresses above the...

_________________________________

Uh, mademoiselle?

_________________________________

(BARKING)

_________________________________

-What's up there?

-Where? There? Oh, nothing.

_________________________________

Absolutely nothing of interest at all

in the west wing.

_________________________________

Dusty, dull, very boring.

_________________________________

Ah, so, that's the west wing!

_________________________________

Nice going.

_________________________________

I wonder what he's hiding up there.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Hiding?

_________________________________

-The master is hiding nothing.

-Then it wouldn't be forbidden.

_________________________________

(STAMMERING) Perhaps mademoiselle

would like to see something else?

_________________________________

We have exquisite tapestries

dating all the way back to...

_________________________________

-Maybe later.

-The gardens.

_________________________________

Or... Or the... The library, perhaps?

_________________________________

You have a library?

_________________________________

-(CHUCKLES) Oh, yes. Indeed.

-With books.

_________________________________

-Scads of books.

-Mountains of books.

_________________________________

-Forests of books.

-Cascades.

_________________________________

-Cloudbursts.

-Swamps of books.

_________________________________

COGSWORTH: More books than

you'll ever be able to read in a lifetime.

_________________________________

Books on every subject ever studied

_________________________________

(BARKING)

_________________________________

by every author

who ever set pen to paper.

_________________________________

_________________________________

Am I really that fat?
_________________________________

(WHISTLES)
_________________________________

-(GRUNTING)

-Ow!
_________________________________

-What are you doing?

-You're in direct violation
_________________________________

of Code 6404.5,
_________________________________

stating all Space Rangers
are to be in hyper-sleep
_________________________________

until awakened
by authorized personnel.

_________________________________

-Oh, no.
-(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

You're breakin' ranks, Ranger.

_________________________________

Buzz Lightyear to Star Command.

_________________________________

-I've got an AWOL Space Ranger.

-Tell me I wasn't this deluded.

_________________________________

No back talk!
I have a laser, and I will use it.

_________________________________

-Mean the laser that's a light bulb?

-(LASER HUMMING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Has your mind been melded?
You could've killed me, Space Ranger.

_________________________________

Or should I say "traitor"?
_________________________________

-I don't have time for this.

-Halt!
_________________________________

I order you to halt!
_________________________________

(BOTH GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Listen to me. Listen. Wait.

_________________________________

_________________________________

I found the guards!
_________________________________

Where's Rider? Where is he?
_________________________________

I know he's in here somewhere.

Find him.
_________________________________

Turn the place upside down

if you have to!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(CHAINS RATTLING)
_________________________________

Go. Live your dream.
_________________________________

-I will.

-Your dream stinks.
_________________________________

I was talking to her.
_________________________________

Thanks for everything.
_________________________________

I believe

this is the man you're looking for.
_________________________________

(SLURRING) You got me!
_________________________________

Sir, there's no sign of Rider.
_________________________________

(NEIGHING)
_________________________________

Maximus!
_________________________________

(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

What's he doing?
_________________________________

(NEIGHS)
_________________________________

(SNUFFLES)
_________________________________

A passage! Come on, men. Let's go.
_________________________________

Conli! Make sure those boys

don't get away.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Play it safe
_________________________________

or go get the crown?
_________________________________

(BOTH CHUCKLE)
_________________________________

(SLURRING) I got a dream
I got some dreams

_________________________________
Oh! Somebody get me a glass!
_________________________________

Because I just found me

a tall drink of water.
_________________________________

Oh, stop it, you big lug.
_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Where does that tunnel let out?
_________________________________

Knife!
_________________________________

I didn't know you had that in you

back there. That was pretty impressive.
_________________________________

I know!
_________________________________

I know.
_________________________________

So... Flynn? Where are you from?
_________________________________

Whoa! Sorry, blondie,

I don't do back-story.
_________________________________

However, I am becoming

very interested in yours.
_________________________________

I know I'm not supposed

to mention the hair.
_________________________________

-Nope.

-Or the mother.
_________________________________

-Uh-uh.

-I'm too scared to ask about the frog.
_________________________________

-Chameleon.

-Nuance.
_________________________________

Here's my question, though,

if you want to see the lanterns so badly
_________________________________

why haven't you gone before?
_________________________________

Uh... (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________

Well...
_________________________________

(RUMBLING)
_________________________________

Uh, Flynn?
_________________________________

Flynn?
_________________________________

-Rider?

-(MAXIMUS NEIGHING)
_________________________________

Run. Run!
_________________________________

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

(DOOR CREAKS)

_________________________________

Oh, oh.

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

(SNARLING)

_________________________________

(GROWLS)

_________________________________

-Why did you come here?

-I'm... I'm sorry.

_________________________________

-I warned you never to come here!

-I didn't mean any harm.

_________________________________

Do you realize

what you could have done?

_________________________________

Please! Stop!

_________________________________

-Get out!

-No!

_________________________________

Get out!

_________________________________

Where are you going?

_________________________________

Promise or no promise,

I can't stay here another minute.

_________________________________

-No, wait, please! Please, wait!

-(DOOR SLAMS)

_________________________________

_________________________________

-Who's that?

-They don't like me.
_________________________________

-Who's that?

-They don't like me either.
_________________________________

-(NEIGHING FIERCELY)

-Who's that?
_________________________________

Let's assume that everyone in here

doesn't like me.
_________________________________

-Here.

-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

-(CHUCKLING)

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

I waited a long time for this.
_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Oh, mama!

I have got to get me one of these!
_________________________________

Ha!
_________________________________

(NEIGHS)
_________________________________

(NEIGHING CHALLENGINGLY)
_________________________________

(EUGENE GRUNTING)
_________________________________

You should know that this

is the strangest thing I've ever done!
_________________________________

(DISTANT CLATTERING)
_________________________________

How about two out of three?
_________________________________

Flynn!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(NEIGHS IN SURPRISE)
_________________________________

Flynn, look out!
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

Ha! You should see your faces,

because you look...
_________________________________

(GASPING) ...ridiculous.
_________________________________

(THUDDING)
_________________________________

Come on, blondie! Jump!
_________________________________

(NEIGHING FIERCELY)
_________________________________

(MAN SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(RAPUNZEL SCREAMS)
_________________________________

_________________________________

(WHINNYING)

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)

_________________________________

(SNARLING)

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

(SNARLING)

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

(WHINNYING)

_________________________________

(BARKING)

_________________________________

(SNARLING)

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

No!

_________________________________

(ROARING)

_________________________________

(SNARLING)

_________________________________

(ROARING)

_________________________________

(YELPING)

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________

(GROANING)

_________________________________

_________________________________

(INHALES)
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

(INHALES)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS IN PAIN)
_________________________________

(INHALES)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

It's no use. I can't see anything.
_________________________________

(BREATHING SHALLOWLY)
_________________________________

(INHALES)
_________________________________

Hey, there's no point.

It's pitch-black down there.
_________________________________

(DEJECTEDLY) This is all my fault.
_________________________________

She was right.

I never should have done this.
_________________________________

(SNIFFLES)
_________________________________

I'm so...
_________________________________

I'm so sorry, Flynn.
_________________________________

(CRYING)
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Eugene.
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________

My real name is Eugene Fitzherbert.
_________________________________

Someone might as well know.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
_________________________________

I have magic hair

that glows when I sing.
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________

I have magic hair that glows

when I sing!
_________________________________

(SINGING) Flower gleam and glow
Let your power shine
_________________________________

(BOTH INHALING)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(BOTH COUGHING)
_________________________________

We made it.
_________________________________

-Her hair glows.

-We're alive. I'm alive!
_________________________________

-I didn't see that coming.

-Eugene?
_________________________________

The hair actually glows.
_________________________________

-Why does her hair glow?

-Eugene!
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________

It doesn't just glow.
_________________________________

Why is he smiling at me?
_________________________________

_________________________________

Okay, everybody, listen up.
_________________________________

This road should take us straight

to the human house.
_________________________________
ROSETTA: So how far is it from the road

to the house, do you think?
_________________________________
VIDIA: Not that far, really.

The only question is, how flooded is it?
_________________________________
IRIDESSA: That's a good point.

_________________________________
SILVERMIST:

Well, I'm gonna remain optimistic.
_________________________________

-We'll get to Tink in no time.

-ROSETTA: I'm with you, Sil.
_________________________________
BOBBLE: We're almost there.

_________________________________

Why, look,

we're picking up speed already.
_________________________________
IRIDESSA: Did you feel that?

We're moving faster.
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

Hey, guys!

We're heading right for a waterfall!
_________________________________

Great polliwogs!

We have to make the turn!
_________________________________

Ease the sheets and get ready to jibe!
_________________________________

ALL: What?
_________________________________

Ease the sheet and get ready to jibe!
_________________________________

-What?

-SILVERMIST: What did he say?
_________________________________

Loosen the ropes and...
_________________________________

(VOMITING) ...turn the sail!
_________________________________

-Oh, no!

-Look out!
_________________________________

(BOBBLE YELLS)
_________________________________

Man overboard!
_________________________________

Hard to port! Hard to port!
_________________________________

Turn the boat! Turn the boat!
_________________________________

Guys! We're running out of river!
_________________________________

That's all right,

'cause all we need's a little.
_________________________________

-Rosetta, come grab my feet.

-What?
_________________________________

Hang on! We're going straight down!
_________________________________

Oh, no!
_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________
SILVERMIST: Brace yourselves!

_________________________________

-Who's alive?

-Not me.
_________________________________

Me, either. I can't find a pulse!

It's not there!
_________________________________

I'm telling you, I don't...

Oh. I'm good.
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING) Ow!
_________________________________

Oh! Sorry!
_________________________________

Ow!
_________________________________

Looks like we're walking from here.
_________________________________

-But... Walking where?

-We could be anywhere.
_________________________________

Everything looks the same

from down here.
_________________________________

And there's no way of knowing

which way to go.
_________________________________

Clank! Where did you find that?
_________________________________

I don't know. Here on the ground.

Is it yours?
_________________________________

I know where we are.

_________________________________

_________________________________

(SOFT GROAN)

_________________________________

Here, now. Don't do that.

_________________________________

(SNARLS)

_________________________________

Just hold still.

_________________________________

(ROARS)

_________________________________

That hurts!

_________________________________

If you'd hold still,

it wouldn't hurt as much!

_________________________________

Well, if you hadn't have run away,

this wouldn't have happened.

_________________________________

If you hadn't frightened me,

I wouldn't have run away.

_________________________________

Well, you shouldn't have been

in the west wing!

_________________________________

Well, you should learn

to control your temper.

_________________________________

Now, hold still. This might sting a little.

_________________________________

Hmm? (GRUNTS)

_________________________________

By the way,

thank you for saving my life.

_________________________________

You're welcome.

_________________________________

D'ARQUE: I don't usually leave

the asylum in the middle of the night,

_________________________________

but he said

you'd make it worth my while.

_________________________________

Ah!

_________________________________

-I'm listening.

-It's like this.

_________________________________

I've got my heart set on marrying Belle,

_________________________________

but she needs a little persuasion.

_________________________________

(SNICKERS) Turned him down flat.

_________________________________

Everyone knows her father's a lunatic.

_________________________________

He was in here tonight

raving about a beast in a castle.

_________________________________

Maurice is harmless.

_________________________________

The point is, Belle would do anything

to keep him from being locked up.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Yeah, even marry him.

_________________________________

So, you want me to throw her father

into the asylum,

_________________________________

unless she agrees to marry you.

_________________________________

That is despicable.

_________________________________

(LAUGHS) I love it.

_________________________________

If no one will help me,

then I'll go back alone.

_________________________________

Yes, is that everything?

I don't care what it takes.

_________________________________

I'll find that castle and somehow, I...

_________________________________

I'll get her out of there.

_________________________________

(POUNDING)

_________________________________

-Belle! Maurice!

-Oh, well. (LAUGHS)

_________________________________

Guess it's not gonna work, after all.

_________________________________

They have to come back sometime.

_________________________________

And when they do,

we'll be ready for them.

_________________________________

LeFou, don't move from that spot

until Belle and her father come home.

_________________________________

But... But I...

_________________________________

Ah, nuts.

_________________________________

_________________________________

(MEN COUGHING)
_________________________________

(WHEEZING)
_________________________________

(COUGHING)
_________________________________

I'll kill him. I'll kill that Rider!
_________________________________

We'll cut him off at the kingdom

and get back the crown. Come on!
_________________________________
GOTHEL: Or...

_________________________________

Perhaps you want to stop

acting like wild dogs
_________________________________

chasing their tails

and think for a moment.
_________________________________

(SCOFFS) Oh, please,

there's no need for that.
_________________________________

(BOTH GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

Well, if that's all you desire,

then be on your way.
_________________________________

I was going to offer you something

worth 1,000 crowns.
_________________________________

Would have made you

rich beyond belief,
_________________________________

and that wasn't even the best part.

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Oh, well. C'est la vie. Enjoy your crown!
_________________________________

What's the best part?
_________________________________

It comes with revenge on Flynn Rider.
_________________________________

You're being strangely cryptic
_________________________________

as you wrap your magic hair

around my injured hand.
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

Sorry.
_________________________________

(EXHALES)
_________________________________

Just don't... Don't freak out.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

(SINGING) Flower, gleam and glow
_________________________________

Let your power shine
_________________________________

Make the clock reverse
_________________________________

Bring back what once was mine
_________________________________

Heal what has been hurt

_________________________________
Change the Fates' design

_________________________________
Save what has been lost

_________________________________
Bring back what once was mine

_________________________________
What once was mine

_________________________________
(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

(BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________

(SCREAM BUILDING)
_________________________________

Please don't freak out!
_________________________________

(STRANGLED GASPING)
_________________________________

I'm not freaking out.

Are you freaking out?
_________________________________

I'm just interested in your hair

and the magical qualities it possesses.
_________________________________

How long has it been

doing that exactly?
_________________________________

Forever, I guess.
_________________________________

Mother says when I was a baby,

people tried to cut it.
_________________________________

They wanted to take it for themselves.
_________________________________

But once it's cut,

it turns brown and loses its power.
_________________________________

A gift like that, it has to be protected.
_________________________________

That's why Mother never let me...
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

That's why I never left and...
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

You never left that tower.
_________________________________

And you're still going to go back?
_________________________________

No! Yes.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION)
_________________________________

It's complicated.
_________________________________

(EXHALES)
_________________________________

So, Eugene Fitzherbert, huh?
_________________________________

Ah, yeah. Well...
_________________________________

I'll spare you the sob story

of poor orphan Eugene Fitzherbert.
_________________________________

It's a little bit of a downer.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

There was this book I used to read

every night to all the younger kids.
_________________________________

The Tales of Flynnagan Rider.
_________________________________

Swashbuckling rogue, richest man

alive, not bad with the ladies either.
_________________________________

Not that he'd ever brag about it,

of course.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Was he a thief, too?
_________________________________

Uh...
_________________________________

Well, no.
_________________________________

He had enough money to do anything

that he wanted to do.
_________________________________

He could go anywhere

that he wanted to go.
_________________________________

And for a kid with nothing,

I don't know, I...
_________________________________

Just seemed like the better option.
_________________________________

(RAPUNZEL CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

You can't tell anyone about this, okay?
_________________________________

It could ruin my whole reputation.
_________________________________

Ah. We wouldn't want that.
_________________________________

A fake reputation is all a man has.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________

Well, I should, um...
_________________________________

(STAMMERING) I should

get some more firewood.
_________________________________
RAPUNZEL: Hey.

_________________________________

For the record, I like Eugene Fitzherbert

much better than Flynn Rider.
_________________________________

Well.
_________________________________

Then you'd be the first. But thank you.
_________________________________

Well, I thought he'd never leave.
_________________________________

Mother?
_________________________________

Hello, dear.
_________________________________

(RAPUNZEL STAMMERING

NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________

How did you find me?
_________________________________

Oh, it was easy, really.
_________________________________

I just listened for the sound of complete

and utter betrayal and followed that.
_________________________________

(SIGHS) Mother...
_________________________________

-We're going home. Now.

-You don't understand.
_________________________________

I've been on this incredible journey,

and I've seen and learned so much.
_________________________________

I even met someone.
_________________________________

Yes, the wanted thief. I'm so proud.

Come on.
_________________________________

Mother, wait. I think...
_________________________________

I think he likes me.
_________________________________

Likes you?

Please, Rapunzel, that's demented!
_________________________________

(PROTESTING)
_________________________________

(SINGING) This is why
you never should have left
_________________________________

Dear, this whole romance
that you've invented
_________________________________

Just proves you're too naive to be here

_________________________________
Why would he like you?
Come on now, really

_________________________________
Look at you!
You think that he's impressed?
_________________________________

Don't be a dummy, come with Mummy
_________________________________

Mother...
_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

No?
_________________________________

Oh, I see how it is
_________________________________

Rapunzel knows best
Rapunzel's so mature now
_________________________________

Such a clever grown-up miss
_________________________________

Rapunzel knows best
Fine, if you're so sure now
_________________________________

-Go ahead, then give him this!

-How did you...
_________________________________

This is why he's here
Don't let him deceive you
_________________________________

Give it to him, watch, you'll see
_________________________________

I will!
_________________________________

Trust me, my dear
That's how fast he'll leave you
_________________________________

I won't say I told you so
_________________________________

No, Rapunzel knows best
So, if he's such a dreamboat
_________________________________

Go and put him to the test
_________________________________

Mother, wait!
_________________________________

If he's lying, don't come crying

_________________________________
Mother knows best

_________________________________
EUGENE: So, can I ask you something?
_________________________________

Is there any chance that I'm going to get

super strength in my hand?
_________________________________

Because I'm not going to lie.

That would be stupendous.
_________________________________

Hey, you all right?
_________________________________

Oh! Sorry, yes.

Just lost in thought, I guess.
_________________________________

Here's the thing,
_________________________________

superhuman good looks,

I've always had them. Born with it.
_________________________________

But superhuman strength! Can you

imagine the possibilities of this?
_________________________________

Patience, boys.
_________________________________

All good things to those who wait.

_________________________________

_________________________________
KNIGHT: Ready position.

_________________________________

-Common crouch.

-(ALL GROWL)

_________________________________

I want to see matted fur

and yellow teeth. Basic snarl.

_________________________________

-(ALL SNARL)

-Show me some slobber.

_________________________________

Drool is a tool, kids. Use it.

_________________________________

(ROARS SOFTLY)

_________________________________

Now here is a monster

who looks like a Scarer.

_________________________________

You want a hope of passing

this class, you better eat,

_________________________________

-breathe, and sleep Scaring.

-(CLICKS TONGUE)

_________________________________

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Awesome pic, Dust,

except your eyes are closed.
_________________________________

Racing with your eyes closed,

huh? So, that's your secret.
_________________________________

Oh, yeah, you figured it out, Chug.
_________________________________

That was

some pretty fancy flying, Dusty.
_________________________________

Saw it all on my radio with pictures.
_________________________________

Um, you mean your TV.
_________________________________

No, no. That's clearing up.
_________________________________

My bumper was nearly

corroded right through.
_________________________________

-All right.

-Disgusting looking.
_________________________________

Ah, yeah, it was all rusty and blistered.
_________________________________

I got it. Anyway, what else is going on?
_________________________________

Dottie gave me some of that Rust-eze

Medicated Bumper Ointment.
_________________________________

-(SNEEZES)

-Ah!
_________________________________

-How's it look now?

-Looks great. Fine.
_________________________________

-Take a closer look.

-That's close enough.
_________________________________

-Oh.

-What was that?
_________________________________

Didn't need to see that.
_________________________________

Oh, hey, hey, guys, guys. Listen to this.
_________________________________

"After his Red Bulldozer win,

Dusty Crophopper..."
_________________________________

-That's you.

-"...returns to Propwash Junction..."
_________________________________

-That's here.

-"...where he will be performing
_________________________________

"at their annual Corn Festival."
_________________________________

They mentioned the Corn Festival?
_________________________________

Oh, it's national news!
_________________________________

Seriously? That's great.
_________________________________

Yeah. The phone's been

ringing off the hook here at the motel.
_________________________________

Gonna have to get out

the inflatable hangars.
_________________________________

Oh, yeah, everybody

wants to see you, Dusty.
_________________________________

It's gonna be the biggest Corn Fest yet.
_________________________________

SKIPPER: Dusty.
_________________________________

-Ready to do some flying?

-Absolutely, Skipper.
_________________________________

-Don't stay out too late.

-Later, Dust.
_________________________________

Remember to open your eyes.

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

_________________________________

We gotta hurry if you

want to catch that bot-fight.
_________________________________

I have to go here.
_________________________________

(STAMMERING) If I don't go

to this nerd school,
_________________________________

I'm gonna lose my mind.
_________________________________

How do I get in?
_________________________________

Every year, the school has

a student showcase.
_________________________________

You come up with something

that blows Callaghan away, you're in.
_________________________________

But, it's gotta be great.
_________________________________

Trust me.
_________________________________

It will be.
_________________________________

(INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

(WHIRRING)
_________________________________

(MUSIC STOPS)
_________________________________

HIRO: Nothing!
_________________________________

No ideas!

Useless, empty brain!
_________________________________

Wow. Washed up at 14.
_________________________________

So sad.
_________________________________

I got nothing! I'm done.

I'm never getting in.
_________________________________

Hey, I'm not giving up on you.
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING) What are you doing?
_________________________________

Shake things up.
_________________________________

Use that big brain of yours

to think your way out.
_________________________________

-What?

-Look for a new angle.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Huh.
_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________

(CONTINUES SNORING)
_________________________________

(IMITATING EXPLOSION)
_________________________________

_________________________________

(RATTLING)

_________________________________

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

_________________________________

Whoo-hoo! Come on, Stickers.

_________________________________

Pardon me. Excuse me.
Best friend coming through.

_________________________________

Go, McQueen!

_________________________________

Whoo-hoo!

_________________________________

-CAR: Pass him now, 24!

-Lightning McQueen!

_________________________________

(CROWD CHEERING)

_________________________________

Go, 95! (HORN HONKS)

_________________________________

Whoo-hoo!

_________________________________

Hey, Cal, your blinker's on.

_________________________________

What? No, it's not.

Hey! Your blinker's on.

_________________________________

Good comeback, Cal.

_________________________________

♪ Because I want to run that race

_________________________________

♪ I want to run that race

_________________________________

♪ I do it at my pace

_________________________________

♪ Long as I get to run that race ♪

_________________________________
CUTLASS: Into the pit goes

Lightning McQueen,

_________________________________

Bobby Swift and Cal Weathers.

_________________________________

These three are fun to watch,
aren't they, Darrell?

_________________________________

You know, Bob, I can't tell
if they have more fun on or off the track.

_________________________________

(WHIRRING)

_________________________________

Finito! (SPEAKS ITALIAN) Mmm.

_________________________________

You getting a car wash too, Cal?

_________________________________

No, you're getting a car wash, McQueen.

_________________________________

Good comeback, Cal.

_________________________________

♪ We gotta run that race

_________________________________

♪ We gotta run that race

_________________________________

♪ We do it at our pace

_________________________________

♪ Long as we get to run that race
Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

_________________________________

Lightning, how do you keep your focus
 racing against Bobby and Cal?

_________________________________

I think the key is we respect each other.

_________________________________

These guys are real class acts...

_________________________________

(LAUGHTER)

_________________________________
BOBBY: Congratulations, cupcake.

_________________________________

Oh, they are gonna pay.

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

(GROWLS)

_________________________________

(STUDENTS CHATTERING

INDISTINCTLY)

_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

-(CHEERING)
-CAR: Go, Dinoco!

_________________________________

Great win today, Cal.

_________________________________

Thank you, Shannon.
It was a great boost and I was...

_________________________________

-Hey! Hey! Guido!
-(LAUGHTER)

_________________________________

Pit stop.

_________________________________

Ha, ha. Laugh it up. Real funny.

_________________________________

-(ALL LAUGHING)
-(TIRE HISSING)

_________________________________

Yeah!

_________________________________
MIKE: Give me another one.

_________________________________

-Fear of spiders.

-Arachnophobia.

_________________________________

-Fear of thunder.

-Keraunophobia.

_________________________________

-Fear of chopsticks!

-Consecotaleophobia.

_________________________________

What is this, kindergarten?

Give me a hard one.

_________________________________

-(DRUM ROLL)

-(CROWD CHEERING)

_________________________________

CHEERLEADERS: Go Monsters U!

You know what to do!

_________________________________

(PANTING)

_________________________________

(BOTH GRUNT)

_________________________________

(ALL GRUNTING)

_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)

_________________________________

 (SPEAKING ITALIAN)
_________________________________
Keep it going, buddy!

_________________________________

The answer is C, fangs.

_________________________________

Well done, Mr. Wazowski.

_________________________________

-A bowl of spiders!

-Correct!

_________________________________

-A clown running in the dark!

-Right again.

_________________________________

Warts, boils, and moles, in that order.

_________________________________

-KNIGHT: Outstanding!

-(SIGHS)

_________________________________

-Ah! Whoa!

-(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

_________________________________

(YELPING)

_________________________________

(ROARING)

_________________________________

Ah!

_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)

_________________________________

(CONTINUES ROARING)
_________________________________
McQUEEN: Whoo!
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Hey!
Are my sponsors happy today?

_________________________________

 Stop winning
for crying out loud.

_________________________________

We're running out
of bumper cream to sell.

_________________________________

-(ALL LAUGHING)

-Lightning McQueen!

_________________________________

Hey, Big Tex.
How's my favorite competitor?

_________________________________

Just say the word and...
I'll boot Cal off the Dinoco team

_________________________________

and replace him with you.

_________________________________

You know I can hear you, right?
I'm right here.

_________________________________

Bye, Cal. See you next week. Or not.

_________________________________

Oh, come on now. I'm joking.

_________________________________

-Ogre slump.

-(ROARS SOFTLY)

_________________________________

-Zombie snarl.

-(SNARLS)

_________________________________

-Dominant silverback gorilla.

-(GROWLS)

_________________________________

That is some remarkable

improvement, Michael.

_________________________________

(ROARS SOFTLY)

_________________________________

One frightening face does not

a Scarer make, Mr. Sullivan.

_________________________________

(CLICKS TONGUE)

_________________________________

(MUTTERING)

_________________________________
Go, little buddy! Whoo-hoo!

And big buddy too!

_________________________________

(ENGINES ROARING)

_________________________________
CUTLASS: Another great

finish in the making.

_________________________________

McQueen and Swift nose to nose.

_________________________________

How's the view back there, Bobby?

_________________________________

(SCOFFS) Well, you better not blink.

_________________________________

I'll blow right past you.

_________________________________
CUTLASS: The flag is out.

_________________________________

It's the final stretch.

McQueen in the lead.

_________________________________

-Okay, let's see what you got.

-Whoo-whee!

_________________________________

(CAR ACCELERATING)

_________________________________

-What...

-ALL: Aah!

_________________________________
DARRELL: Holy cow!
CUTLASS: Whoa!

_________________________________

-(JOY GASPS)

-(ALL EXCLAIM)

_________________________________

It's Jackson Storm for the win.
A huge upset!

_________________________________
DARRELL: Neither Lightning nor

Bobby ever saw him coming.

_________________________________

Okay, not what I had in mind.

_________________________________

(ALL SCREAM)

_________________________________

ANNOUNCER ON PA:
It's one thing to start fast,

_________________________________

but we haven't seen

anyone cross the line...

_________________________________

with that kind of speed
and power since a young...

_________________________________

Lightning McQueen
first arrived on the scene.

_________________________________
McQUEEN: Hey, Bobby? Who is that?

_________________________________

That's, um, Jackson Storm.

_________________________________

Yeah. He's one of the rookies.

_________________________________

(CAMERAS SNAPPING)

_________________________________

Huh.

_________________________________

-(REPORTERS CLAMORING)

-Thank you, guys. Thank you.

_________________________________

No, I appreciate it.

Thank you very much.

_________________________________

Hey. Jackson Storm, right?
Great race today.

_________________________________

Wow! Thank you, Mr. McQueen.

_________________________________

You have no idea what a pleasure it is
for me to finally beat you.

_________________________________

Oh, thanks. Wait. (CHUCKLES)
Hang on. Did you say "meet" or "beat"?

_________________________________

-I think you heard me.

-Uh, what?

_________________________________

REPORTER: Storm,
can we get some pictures?

_________________________________

Yeah, yeah. Come on.
Let's get a picture. You know what?

_________________________________

Get a ton of pictures

because champ here

_________________________________

has been a role model of mine...
for years now.

_________________________________

And I mean a lot of years.

Right? I love this guy.

_________________________________

REPORTER: Storm, give us a quote.

 What's your top speed?

_________________________________

I think I touched a nerve.
_________________________________
(TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

_________________________________

Wow, a lot of

sweet tech here today.
_________________________________

How are you feeling?
_________________________________

You're talking to an ex-bot fighter.

Takes a lot more than this to rattle me.
_________________________________

-Yep, he's nervous.

-Oh.
_________________________________

Oh, you have nothing

to fear, little fellow.
_________________________________

-He's so tense.

-No, I'm not.
_________________________________

Relax, Hiro.
_________________________________

Your tech is amazing.

Tell him, Go Go.
_________________________________

-Stop whining. Woman up.

-I'm fine!
_________________________________

What do you need, little man?

Deodorant? Breath mint?
_________________________________

Fresh pair of underpants?
_________________________________

Underpants?

You need serious help.
_________________________________

Hey, I come prepared.
_________________________________

I haven't done laundry

in six months.
_________________________________

One pair lasts me four days.
_________________________________

I go front, I go back,

I go inside-out.
_________________________________

-Then I go front and back.

-(GAGS)
_________________________________

Wow. That is both

disgusting and awesome.
_________________________________

Don't encourage him.
_________________________________

It's called "recycling."
_________________________________

ANNOUNCER:

Next presenter, Hiro Hamada.

_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)

Oh, yeah. This is it.
_________________________________

I guess I'm up.
_________________________________

Okay, photo, photo!

Everybody say, "Hiro."
_________________________________

-ALL: Hiro!

-Yeah!
_________________________________

We love you, Hiro. Good luck!
_________________________________

-Don't mess it up.

-Break a leg, little man.
_________________________________

Science, yeah!
_________________________________

All right, bro. This is it.
_________________________________

Come on.

Don't leave me hanging.
_________________________________

What's going on?
_________________________________

I really want to go here.
_________________________________

Hey.
_________________________________

You got this.
_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

Uh... Hi.

_________________________________
-My name is Hiro...

-(MIC FEEDBACK)
_________________________________

(CROWD GROANS)
_________________________________

(STAMMERS)

Sorry.
_________________________________

My name is Hiro Hamada,

_________________________________
and I've been working

on something

_________________________________
that I think is pretty cool.

_________________________________
I hope you like it.

_________________________________
(POWERS UP)
_________________________________

This is a microbot.

_________________________________
(WHIRRING)
_________________________________

(MOUTHING) Breathe.
_________________________________

(EXHALES)
_________________________________

It doesn't look like much,

_________________________________
but when it links up

with the rest of its pals...

_________________________________
(CROWD GASPS)
_________________________________

MAN: Oh.
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

Things get

a little more interesting.

_________________________________
(CROWD EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

The microbots are controlled

with this neural transmitter.

_________________________________
CROWD: Whoa!
_________________________________

I think what I want them to do...

_________________________________
(CROWD EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

They do it.

_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________

The applications for this tech

are limitless.

_________________________________
Construction.
_________________________________

What used to take teams

of people working by hand

_________________________________
for months or years,

_________________________________
can now be accomplished

by one person.

_________________________________
(CROWD EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

And that's just the beginning.

_________________________________
How about transportation?

_________________________________
Microbots can move

anything anywhere,
_________________________________

with ease.

_________________________________
(CROWD EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

If you can think it,

the microbots can do it.

_________________________________
The only limit is your imagination.

_________________________________
-Microbots!

-(CROWD CHEERING)
_________________________________

CASS: That's my nephew!
_________________________________

-Yes!

-Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________

My family! I love my family!
_________________________________

-TADASHI: Nailed it!

-(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

HONEY LEMON: You did it!

GO GO: Not bad!
_________________________________

FRED: Yeah!

You just blew my mind, dude!
_________________________________

They loved you.

That was amazing!
_________________________________

KREI: Yes.
_________________________________

With some development,
_________________________________

your tech could be revolutionary.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Alistair Krei!
_________________________________

May l?
_________________________________

Hmm. Extraordinary.
_________________________________

I want your microbots at Krei Tech.
_________________________________

Shut up.
_________________________________

CALLAGHAN: Mr. Krei is right.
_________________________________

Your microbots are

an inspired piece of tech.
_________________________________

You can continue to develop them,
_________________________________

or you can sell them to a man
_________________________________

who's only guided

by his own self-interest.
_________________________________

Robert, I know how you feel about me,
_________________________________

but it shouldn't affect...
_________________________________

CALLAGHAN:

This is your decision, Hiro.
_________________________________

But you should know
_________________________________

Mr. Krei has cut corners

and ignored sound science
_________________________________

-to get where he is.

-(SIGHS)
_________________________________

KREI: That's just not true.
_________________________________

I wouldn't trust Krei Tech

with your microbots,
_________________________________

-or anything else.

-(lNHALES)
_________________________________

Hiro, I'm offering you more money
_________________________________

than any 14-year-old could imagine.
_________________________________

I appreciate the offer, Mr. Krei,
_________________________________

but they're not for sale.
_________________________________

I thought you were smarter than that.
_________________________________

Robert.
_________________________________

Mr. Krei.
_________________________________

That's my brother's.
_________________________________

Oh. That's right.
_________________________________

I look forward to seeing you in class.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

-Unbelievable!

-A-ha!
_________________________________

WASABI:

That's what I'm talking about.
_________________________________

CASS: All right, geniuses,

let's feed those hungry brains.
_________________________________

Back to the café!
_________________________________

-Dinner is on me!

-Whoo!
_________________________________

Yes! Nothing is better than free food!
_________________________________

-Aunt Cass?

-FRED: Unless it's moldy.
_________________________________

We'll, uh...

We'll catch up, okay?
_________________________________

Sure. I'm so proud of you.
_________________________________

(GRUNTING) Both of you.
_________________________________

-BOTH: Thanks, Aunt Cass.

-(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

_________________________________