Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse subtitles

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(♪♪♪)

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PETER: All right,

let's do this one last time.

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My name is Peter Parker.

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I was bitten by a radioactive spider.

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And for 10 years, I've been the one...

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...and only...

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...Spider-Man.

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I'm pretty sure you know the rest.

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With great power

comes great responsibility.

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I saved a bunch of people,

fell in love, saved the city.

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And then I saved the city again.

And again and again and again.

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And I did, uh...

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I did this.

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♪ Get on up ♪♪

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We don't really talk about this.

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Look, I'm a comic book. I'm a cereal.

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Did a Christmas album.

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I have an excellent theme song.

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♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪♪

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And a so-so popsicle.

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I mean, I've looked worse.

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But after everything...

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-Ah!

-... I still love being Spider-Man.

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I mean, who wouldn't?

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So no matter how many hits I take...

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...I always find a way to come back.

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Because the only thing standing

between this city and oblivion...

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...is me.

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There's only one Spider-Man.

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And you're lookin' at him.

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(POST MALONE & SWAE LEE'S

"SUNFLOWER" PLAYING)

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MILES: ♪ Oh! Ooh, ohh, ohh ♪

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(CLEARS THROAT)

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♪ Needless to say, I keep uh, uh ♪

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♪ She was all bad-bad, nevertheless ♪♪

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RIO: Miles!

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Miles, papá, time for school!

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JEFFERSON: Miles!

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Miles!

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-Miles!

-Yeah! Yeah?

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Are you finished packing for school?

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Yeah.

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Just ironing my last shirt.

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(RIO SPEAKS IN SPANISH)

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JEFFERSON: Come on!

You a grown man now.

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Let's show these teachers that.

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RIO: (IN ENGLISH) Miles!

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Where's my laptop?

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If you want me to drive you,

we gotta go now.

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No, Dad, I'll walk.

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-Personal chauffeur going once.

-It's okay.

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(SPEAKS SPANISH)

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-(IN ENGLISH) Miles! Gotta go.

-In a minute!

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-Gotta go.

-In a minute!

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-Mom, I gotta go.

-In a minute.

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(MILES GROANS)

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(SPEAKS IN SPANISH)

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(IN ENGLISH) See you Friday.

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(MILES SPEAKS IN SPANISH)

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Look who's back.

Yo, what's going on, bro?

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(IN ENGLISH) Hey, I'm just

walking by. How you doin'?

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(BOTH SPEAKING IN SPANISH)

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Yo, Miles! You feel that

earthquake last night?

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(IN ENGLISH) What you talkin' about?

I slept like a baby last night.

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-How's that new school?

-So easy.

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-We miss you, Miles.

-You miss me? I still live here!

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Wait, you miss me?

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(♪♪♪)

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Contra!

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(SIREN CHIRPS)

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Oh, come on.

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Seriously, Dad.

Walking would've been fine.

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You can walk plenty on Saturday

when you peel those stickers off.

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You saw that?

I don't know if that was me.

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And the two from yesterday on Clinton.

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Yeah, those were me.

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Oh. Look at that.

Another new coffee shop.

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-You see that?

-Totally. Yeah.

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-What's that one called?

-Foam Party.

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"Foam Party"? Ha, ha. Come on.

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And everyone is just linin' up.

You see that?

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I see it.

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-Is that a coffee shop or a disco?

-Dad, you're old, man.

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WOMAN: (OVER RADIO)

There are multiple reports...

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...of another mysterious

seismic event last night.

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Sources close to Spider-Man

say he's looking into the problem.

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Spider-Man. I mean,

this guy swings in once a day...

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...zip-zap-zop in his little mask

and answers to no one. Right?

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Yeah, Dad. Yeah.

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Meanwhile, my guys are out there...

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-... lives on the line, no masks.

-Uh-huh.

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-We show our faces.

-Speed up. I know these kids.

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With great ability

comes great accountability.

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That's not even how the saying goes.

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I do like his cereal, though.

I'll give him that.

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Oh, my gosh. Don't cops run red lights?

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Oh, yeah, some do.

But, uh, tsk, not your dad.

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♪ My memories keep begging

For someone else ♪

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♪ I know this feeling, yes

I know it very well ♪♪

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Why can't I go back

to Brooklyn Middle?

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You've given it two weeks.

We're not having this conversation.

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-I just think that this new school is elitist.

-"Elitist"?

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And I would prefer to be at a

normal school among the people.

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"The people"? These are your people.

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I'm only here 'cause

I won that stupid lottery.

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No way. You passed the entry test

just like everybody else.

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You have an opportunity here.

You wanna blow that?

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You wanna end up like your uncle?

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What's wrong with Uncle Aaron?

He's a good guy.

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We all make choices in life.

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It doesn't feel like

I have a choice right now.

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You don't!

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(♪♪♪)

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(MILES SIGHS)

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I love you, Miles.

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Yeah, I know, Dad. See you Friday.

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(SIREN CHIRPS)

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(OVER PA) You gotta say

"I love you" back.

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Dad, are you serious?

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-I wanna hear it. "I love you, Dad."

-You wanna hear me say it?

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-You're dropping me off at a school.

-"I love you, Dad."

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-Look at this place.

-"Dad, I love you."

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Dad, I love you.

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That's a copy.

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Tie your shoes, please.

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BOY 1: "I love you, Dad."

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Hey, good morning. How you doin'?

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-Weekend was short, huh?

-BOY 2: "That's a copy."

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Oh, my gosh! This is embarrassing. We wore the same jacket.Oh, my gosh! This is embarrassing. We wore the same jacket.12900:06:49,36800:06:51,327Hey. Your shoe's untied.Hey. Your shoe's untied.13000:06:51,49500:06:53,997Yeah, I'm aware. It's a choice.Yeah, I'm aware. It's a choice.13100:06:54,16400:06:55,206[♪♪♪][♪♪♪]13200:06:56,83400:06:58,584[SCHOOL BELL RINGS][SCHOOL BELL RINGS]13300:07:00,25400:07:01,462Who can solve this for XY?Who can solve this for XY?13400:07:03,46500:07:05,675And that is known as a syllogism.And that is known as a syllogism.13500:07:05,84300:07:08,219Read two chapters of Great Expectations.Read two chapters of Great Expectations.13600:07:08,38700:07:10,680A take-home quiz on volumetric pressure.A take-home quiz on volumetric pressure.13700:07:10,84800:07:13,057Five-page essay with your conclusions stressed.Five-page essay with your conclusions stressed.13800:07:14,10100:07:15,685[SCHOOL BELL RINGS][SCHOOL BELL RINGS]13900:07:21,35800:07:23,276

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WOMAN: (ON SCREEN)

... countless other possibilities.

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There could be a universe where I am wearing red.There could be a universe where I am wearing red.14100:07:26,19600:07:28,531Or wearing leather pants.Or wearing leather pants.14200:07:28,69900:07:31,951Mr. Morales. Movin' in the dark. You're late again.Mr. Morales. Movin' in the dark. You're late again.14300:07:32,11900:07:34,412Einstein said time was relative, right?Einstein said time was relative, right?14400:07:34,58000:07:38,708Maybe I'm not late. Maybe you guys are early.Maybe I'm not late. Maybe you guys are early.14500:07:40,75300:07:41,794[CHUCKLES][CHUCKLES]14600:07:42,12900:07:44,589Sorry. It was just so quiet.Sorry. It was just so quiet.14700:07:45,21500:07:49,093Would you like to keep standing there, or do you wanna sit down?Would you like to keep standing there, or do you wanna sit down?14800:07:49,26100:07:53,681Our universe is, in fact, one of many parallel universes...Our universe is, in fact, one of many parallel universes...14900:07:54,14100:07:56,601...happening at the exact same time....happening at the exact same time.15000:07:56,76900:07:58,811Thanks to everyone here at the Fisk Family Foundation...Thanks to everyone here at the Fisk Family Foundation...15100:07:58,97900:08:01,064- I liked your joke. - Really?- I liked your joke. - Really?15200:08:01,23100:08:04,317I mean, it wasn't funny. That's why I laughed.I mean, it wasn't funny. That's why I laughed.15300:08:04,48500:08:06,611But it was smart, so I liked it.But it was smart, so I liked it.15400:08:06,77900:08:09,906

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-I don't think I've seen you before.

-MS. CALLEROS: Shh.

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15500:08:10,07400:08:11,491Every choice that we make...Every choice that we make...15600:08:11,65800:08:14,911...would create countless other possibilities....would create countless other possibilities.15700:08:15,07900:08:17,497A what-if to infinity.A what-if to infinity.15800:08:18,49900:08:19,832

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MILES: A zero?

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15900:08:20,29200:08:23,586A few more of those, you'd probably have to kick me outta here, huh?A few more of those, you'd probably have to kick me outta here, huh?16000:08:25,25500:08:26,964Maybe I'm just not right for this school.Maybe I'm just not right for this school.16100:08:27,13200:08:28,966If a person wearing a blindfold picked the answers...If a person wearing a blindfold picked the answers...16200:08:29,13400:08:30,843...on a true-or-false quiz at random......on a true-or-false quiz at random...16300:08:31,01100:08:32,720...do you know what score they would get?...do you know what score they would get?16400:08:32,88800:08:34,597-50%? - That's right!-50%? - That's right!16500:08:34,76500:08:39,102The only way to get all the answers wrong is to know which answers are right.The only way to get all the answers wrong is to know which answers are right.16600:08:39,87600:08:41,668You're trying to quit.You're trying to quit.16700:08:42,08600:08:44,296And I'm not gonna let you.And I'm not gonna let you.16800:08:44,46400:08:47,424I'm assigning you a personal essay.I'm assigning you a personal essay.16900:08:47,59200:08:49,676Not about physics, but about you...Not about physics, but about you...17000:08:50,47000:08:52,888...and what kind of person you want to be....and what kind of person you want to be.17100:09:00,60500:09:02,856[TRAIN APPROACHING][TRAIN APPROACHING]17200:09:05,15100:09:07,152[NOTORIOUS B.I.G.'s "HYPNOTIZE" PLAYING][NOTORIOUS B.I.G.'s "HYPNOTIZE" PLAYING]17300:09:09,19700:09:10,197♪ Come on ♪♪ Come on ♪17400:09:10,36500:09:14,034♪ Hah, sicker than your average Poppa twist cabbage off instinct ♪♪ Hah, sicker than your average Poppa twist cabbage off instinct ♪17500:09:14,49400:09:16,286♪ Don't think, stink, pink gators ♪♪ Don't think, stink, pink gators ♪17600:09:16,45400:09:20,123♪ My Detroit players Timbs for my hooligans in Brooklyn ♪♪ My Detroit players Timbs for my hooligans in Brooklyn ♪17700:09:20,33300:09:22,751♪ Dead right, if the head right Biggie there e'rynight ♪♪ Dead right, if the head right Biggie there e'rynight ♪17800:09:22,91900:09:24,252♪ Poppa been smooth Since days of Underoos ♪♪ Poppa been smooth Since days of Underoos ♪17900:09:24,42000:09:25,379[CELL PHONE BUZZES][CELL PHONE BUZZES]18000:09:25,54600:09:27,923♪ Never lose, never choose to Bruise crews who ♪♪ Never lose, never choose to Bruise crews who ♪18100:09:28,09100:09:29,466♪ Do something to us ♪♪♪ Do something to us ♪♪18200:09:29,96800:09:32,260Uncle Aaron! Hey! Were you scared?Uncle Aaron! Hey! Were you scared?18300:09:32,59500:09:34,262[BLOWING][BLOWING]18400:09:34,43000:09:35,931[CHUCKLES][CHUCKLES]18500:09:36,13700:09:37,053[GRUNTING][GRUNTING]18600:09:37,22100:09:38,972You want that? Huh? Ha!You want that? Huh? Ha!18700:09:39,14000:09:42,517- What's up with school? - Going great! Got tons of friends.- What's up with school? - Going great! Got tons of friends.18800:09:42,68500:09:46,229You can't tell me it's all that bad there. Smart girls is where it's at.You can't tell me it's all that bad there. Smart girls is where it's at.18900:09:46,39700:09:47,522Place must be full of 'em.Place must be full of 'em.19000:09:47,73200:09:49,399[AARON CHUCKLES][AARON CHUCKLES]19100:09:49,56700:09:51,317Heh, heh. No, there's no one.Heh, heh. No, there's no one.19200:09:51,48500:09:54,237Yo, I can't have no nephew of mine on the streets with no game.Yo, I can't have no nephew of mine on the streets with no game.19300:09:54,40500:09:55,572Hey, I got game.Hey, I got game.19400:09:55,74000:10:00,326There's a new girl. Actually, you know, she's kinda into me. You know how it is.There's a new girl. Actually, you know, she's kinda into me. You know how it is.19500:10:00,82800:10:01,911What's her name?What's her name?19600:10:02,70500:10:05,248You know, we layin' down the groundwork right now.You know, we layin' down the groundwork right now.19700:10:05,41600:10:06,541[AARON CHUCKLES][AARON CHUCKLES]19800:10:06,87600:10:08,418You know about the shoulder touch?You know about the shoulder touch?19900:10:08,58600:10:10,628'Course I do. Heh.'Course I do. Heh.20000:10:10,79600:10:12,046But, uh, tell me anyway.But, uh, tell me anyway.20100:10:12,21400:10:15,842Tomorrow, find that girl. You walk up to her and be like:Tomorrow, find that girl. You walk up to her and be like:20200:10:17,80300:10:18,845"Hey. ""Hey. "20300:10:19,01300:10:22,557- Heh, heh. You serious, Uncle Aaron? - I'm tellin' you, man, it's science.- Heh, heh. You serious, Uncle Aaron? - I'm tellin' you, man, it's science.20400:10:23,35000:10:26,019So walk up to her and be like: "Hey. "So walk up to her and be like: "Hey. "20500:10:26,18700:10:29,147No, no, no, no. Like: "Hey. "No, no, no, no. Like: "Hey. "20600:10:29,31500:10:30,356- "Hey. " - Heh, heh.- "Hey. " - Heh, heh.20700:10:30,52400:10:32,150No. "Hey. "No. "Hey. "20800:10:33,19400:10:34,944"Hey. " Heh."Hey. " Heh.20900:10:35,86300:10:37,155You sure you my nephew, man?You sure you my nephew, man?21000:10:37,32300:10:38,448[CELL PHONE CHIMES][CELL PHONE CHIMES]21100:10:38,65700:10:39,949Is that her?Is that her?21200:10:40,40900:10:43,536I should probably go. Still got a paper to do tonight.I should probably go. Still got a paper to do tonight.21300:10:44,07900:10:46,831Yo, you been holdin' out on me? You throw these up yet?Yo, you been holdin' out on me? You throw these up yet?21400:10:46,99900:10:49,834Naw, man. You know my dad. I can't.Naw, man. You know my dad. I can't.21500:10:50,00200:10:52,086Come on. I got a spot you ain't gon' believe.Come on. I got a spot you ain't gon' believe.21600:10:52,25400:10:54,839Naw, I can't. I can't. Can't.Naw, I can't. I can't. Can't.21700:10:56,17500:10:57,842

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MILES: I'm gonna get in

so much trouble.

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AARON: Hey, man.

Tell him your art teacher made you.

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(MILES CHUCKLES)

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MILES: How'd you know

about this place?

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Did an engineering job down here.

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22100:11:07,10200:11:08,353[♪♪♪][♪♪♪]22200:11:08,85400:11:10,647♪ One, Two, three, four, five ♪♪♪ One, Two, three, four, five ♪♪22300:11:16,82100:11:18,446[GRUNTING][GRUNTING]22400:11:21,82600:11:23,535- What's up? - Ha, ha!- What's up? - Ha, ha!22500:11:23,91100:11:25,703Yeah, man, I knew we were related.Yeah, man, I knew we were related.22600:11:27,16400:11:28,414

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MILES: Whoa!

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22700:11:29,50000:11:30,917Brooklyn!Brooklyn!22800:11:31,08500:11:32,585[ECHOING][ECHOING]22900:11:33,96300:11:36,714

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AARON: There's a lot of history

on these walls.

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23000:11:38,05000:11:39,676This is so fresh.This is so fresh.23100:11:44,30600:11:45,306[♪♪♪][♪♪♪]23200:11:45,47400:11:46,516♪ Oh, yeah ♪♪ Oh, yeah ♪23300:11:47,72600:11:49,394And now you on your own, Miles.And now you on your own, Miles.23400:11:51,23000:11:53,481Whoa, slow down a little.Whoa, slow down a little.23500:11:53,64900:11:54,691That's better.That's better.23600:11:56,11000:11:58,236♪ Who's the black sheep? What's the black sheep? ♪♪ Who's the black sheep? What's the black sheep? ♪23700:11:58,40400:12:00,780♪ Don't know who I am Or when I'm coming so you sleep ♪♪ Don't know who I am Or when I'm coming so you sleep ♪23800:12:00,94800:12:03,741See what you got now? Makin' mistakes is part of it.See what you got now? Makin' mistakes is part of it.23900:12:03,90900:12:05,201♪ And you can't beat that ♪♪ And you can't beat that ♪24000:12:09,49800:12:11,416The real Miles comin' outta hidin'.The real Miles comin' outta hidin'.24100:12:11,58400:12:13,626♪ You gotta hay? It's for the ho's ♪♪ You gotta hay? It's for the ho's ♪24200:12:14,42000:12:16,170Now you can cut that line with another color.Now you can cut that line with another color.24300:12:17,00600:12:18,798♪ You can get with this Or you can get with that ♪♪ You can get with this Or you can get with that ♪24400:12:18,96600:12:21,009♪ You can get with this Or you can get with that ♪♪ You can get with this Or you can get with that ♪24500:12:21,26000:12:22,886♪ You can get with this Or you can get with that ♪♪ You can get with this Or you can get with that ♪24600:12:23,05300:12:25,513♪ I think you'll get with this For this is where it's at ♪♪ I think you'll get with this For this is where it's at ♪24700:12:26,34800:12:27,390Little help?Little help?24800:12:27,55800:12:28,933♪ Mary who was quite contrary ♪♪ Mary who was quite contrary ♪24900:12:29,26800:12:30,643♪ Talkin' 'bout Mary ♪♪♪ Talkin' 'bout Mary ♪♪25000:12:30,81100:12:31,644

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AARON: Did you want drips?

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25100:12:31,81200:12:34,731'Cause if you do, that's cool, but if you don't, you gotta keep it moving.'Cause if you do, that's cool, but if you don't, you gotta keep it moving.25200:12:34,89900:12:36,024

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MILES: That's intentional.

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25300:12:40,11200:12:41,487[AARON CHUCKLES][AARON CHUCKLES]25400:12:42,32300:12:43,239

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AARON: Wow.

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25500:12:43,40700:12:45,575- Is it too crazy? - No, man.- Is it too crazy? - No, man.25600:12:46,16000:12:48,328Miles, I see exactly what you're doing there.Miles, I see exactly what you're doing there.25700:12:49,07900:12:53,082Yeah. You know, me and your dad used to do this back in the day.Yeah. You know, me and your dad used to do this back in the day.25800:12:53,25000:12:54,667- Stop lyin'. - It's true.- Stop lyin'. - It's true.25900:12:55,50200:12:58,796Then he took on the cop thing, and I don't know...Then he took on the cop thing, and I don't know...26000:12:59,38100:13:01,841He's a good guy, just...He's a good guy, just...26100:13:02,00900:13:03,009You know what I'm sayin'.You know what I'm sayin'.26200:13:04,38600:13:05,678[CELL PHONE BUZZES][CELL PHONE BUZZES]26300:13:08,26500:13:10,350All right, come on, man. I gotta roll.All right, come on, man. I gotta roll.26400:13:24,79100:13:25,833[GASPS][GASPS]26500:13:36,72000:13:38,596Miles, let's go.Miles, let's go.26600:13:44,51900:13:46,228[♪♪♪][♪♪♪]26700:14:03,62200:14:05,372[ALARM BEEPING THEN TURNS OFF][ALARM BEEPING THEN TURNS OFF]26800:14:08,58100:14:09,790

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MILES: That's weird.

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My pants shrank.My pants shrank.27000:14:12,08500:14:13,460I think I hit puberty.I think I hit puberty.27100:14:16,83900:14:18,965[SCHOOLBELL RINGING][SCHOOLBELL RINGING]27200:14:21,51100:14:23,178I gotta get new pants.I gotta get new pants.27300:14:23,34600:14:26,056Wait. Why is the voice in my head so loud?Wait. Why is the voice in my head so loud?27400:14:26,22400:14:27,265What?What?27500:14:28,14200:14:31,144- Oh! Are you okay? - What?- Oh! Are you okay? - What?27600:14:31,31200:14:32,771Why am I so sweaty?Why am I so sweaty?27700:14:32,93900:14:34,064Why are you so sweaty?Why are you so sweaty?27800:14:34,73200:14:36,942It's a puberty thing.It's a puberty thing.27900:14:37,11000:14:39,653I don't know why I said that. I'm not going through puberty.I don't know why I said that. I'm not going through puberty.28000:14:40,07100:14:43,323I did, but I'm done.I did, but I'm done.28100:14:43,49100:14:45,784[IN DEEP VOICE] I'm a man.[IN DEEP VOICE] I'm a man.28200:14:45,95200:14:48,954[IN NORMAL VOICE] So you're, like, new here, right? We got that in common.[IN NORMAL VOICE] So you're, like, new here, right? We got that in common.28300:14:49,37200:14:51,039Yeah. That's one thing.Yeah. That's one thing.28400:14:51,20700:14:52,499Cool. Yeah.Cool. Yeah.28500:14:52,66700:14:53,500I'm Miles.I'm Miles.28600:14:53,66800:14:56,628I'm Gwe... anda.I'm Gwe... anda.28700:14:56,79600:14:58,338Wait, your name is Gwanda?Wait, your name is Gwanda?28800:14:58,50600:15:01,717Yes, it's African. I'm South African.Yes, it's African. I'm South African.28900:15:01,88400:15:05,053Uh, no accent though 'cause I was raised here.Uh, no accent though 'cause I was raised here.29000:15:05,22100:15:08,807

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MILES: Do the shoulder touch now

before she walks away.

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Why is this so scary?Why is this so scary?29200:15:14,23000:15:17,858Am I doing this in slow motion or does it just feel that way?Am I doing this in slow motion or does it just feel that way?29300:15:18,31700:15:22,404I'm kidding. It's Wanda. No "G." That's crazy. Heh.I'm kidding. It's Wanda. No "G." That's crazy. Heh.29400:15:24,36500:15:25,365[IN DEEP VOICE] Hey.[IN DEEP VOICE] Hey.29500:15:26,20000:15:28,452Okay, then. Uh...Okay, then. Uh...29600:15:28,61900:15:29,661I'll see you around.I'll see you around.29700:15:30,12100:15:32,873[IN NORMAL VOICE] Oh. See you.[IN NORMAL VOICE] Oh. See you.29800:15:33,04000:15:35,083- Sorry. Um... - Hey.- Sorry. Um... - Hey.29900:15:36,62700:15:38,670- Oh, crap. - Um, can you let go, please?- Oh, crap. - Um, can you let go, please?30000:15:38,83800:15:41,673- I can't let go. - Ow, ow, ow. Calm down. It's fine.- I can't let go. - Ow, ow, ow. Calm down. It's fine.30100:15:42,25800:15:43,341[BOTH YELL][BOTH YELL]30200:15:44,17700:15:45,844- Miles, let go. - Workin' on it.- Miles, let go. - Workin' on it.30300:15:46,01200:15:47,512It's just puberty.It's just puberty.30400:15:47,68000:15:51,349I don't think you know what puberty is. Just relax.I don't think you know what puberty is. Just relax.30500:15:51,51700:15:52,934- Okay, I have a plan. - Great.- Okay, I have a plan. - Great.30600:15:53,10200:15:56,188- I'm gonna pull really hard. - That's a terrible plan.- I'm gonna pull really hard. - That's a terrible plan.30700:15:56,35500:15:57,355- One. - Don't do this.- One. - Don't do this.30800:15:57,52300:15:58,523- Two. - Three!- Two. - Three!30900:15:58,69100:15:59,691[MILES SCREAMS][MILES SCREAMS]31000:16:01,36000:16:04,529[CLIPPERS WHIRRING][CLIPPERS WHIRRING]31100:16:05,69800:16:06,782Nice to meet you?Nice to meet you?31200:16:06,94900:16:09,868Sure. Total pleasure.Sure. Total pleasure.31300:16:15,79200:16:18,460

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MILES: No one saw. It's okay.

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No one knows, no one knows.No one knows, no one knows.31500:16:22,29800:16:23,715[♪♪♪][♪♪♪]31600:16:23,92500:16:25,300Everyone knows.Everyone knows.31700:16:27,09400:16:29,846Everyone knows. They're talkin' 'bout me. They saw everything!Everyone knows. They're talkin' 'bout me. They saw everything!31800:16:30,01400:16:31,848He knows. She knows. They know.He knows. She knows. They know.31900:16:32,01600:16:33,350Wow, she's super tall.Wow, she's super tall.32000:16:33,51800:16:36,228Why is he smiling? Am I the weird guy now? What am I doing?Why is he smiling? Am I the weird guy now? What am I doing?32100:16:36,39500:16:37,646That guy's such a weirdo.That guy's such a weirdo.32200:16:37,81400:16:39,397How do I stop?How do I stop?32300:16:39,56500:16:43,902Can they hear my thoughts?! Why are all my thoughts so loud?!Can they hear my thoughts?! Why are all my thoughts so loud?!32400:16:44,07000:16:46,738Hey! I know you snuck out last night, Morales.Hey! I know you snuck out last night, Morales.32500:16:46,90600:16:48,198

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MILES: Play dumb!

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Who's Morales?Who's Morales?32700:16:49,78400:16:51,409Not that dumb!Not that dumb!32800:16:51,89000:16:52,932Hey!Hey!32900:16:54,93500:16:56,727[♪♪♪][♪♪♪]33000:17:00,02300:17:02,483Okay, okay. You're okay. You're okay.Okay, okay. You're okay. You're okay.33100:17:03,31800:17:04,569He'll never find you.He'll never find you.33200:17:05,23700:17:06,446No.No.33300:17:11,57700:17:12,577Ow!Ow!33400:17:13,45400:17:15,705What are you doing in my office, Morales?!What are you doing in my office, Morales?!33500:17:15,87300:17:17,957Morales! Open up!Morales! Open up!33600:17:18,54200:17:20,084[OVER LAPTOP] ♪ Spider bells, goblin smells ♪[OVER LAPTOP] ♪ Spider bells, goblin smells ♪33700:17:20,29400:17:22,462

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MILES: Why is this happening?

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33800:17:22,62900:17:24,213♪ Spider buggy blew a tire ♪♪♪ Spider buggy blew a tire ♪♪33900:17:24,54800:17:26,132He's got a nice voice.He's got a nice voice.34000:17:26,75800:17:27,675[KNOCKING ON DOOR][KNOCKING ON DOOR]34100:17:27,92600:17:29,469

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GUARD: Open up!

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MILES: Stop sticking!

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34300:17:32,63900:17:34,265[MILES YELPS][MILES YELPS]34400:17:35,55900:17:38,060Keep sticking, Miles! Whoa!Keep sticking, Miles! Whoa!34500:17:39,10400:17:40,855[♪♪♪][♪♪♪]34600:17:42,35700:17:43,524[SCREAMS][SCREAMS]34700:17:47,61300:17:50,072...Hofstadter is suggesting......Hofstadter is suggesting...34800:17:50,49100:17:52,867...is that we......is that we...34900:17:53,03500:17:54,076...look on the......look on the...35000:17:57,45600:17:58,748[MILES YELPING][MILES YELPING]35100:18:00,25000:18:01,459Okay.Okay.35200:18:05,67200:18:07,256My room!My room!35300:18:12,42900:18:13,679

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MILES: "Why is this happening?"

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"Please stop sticking. ""Please stop sticking. "35500:18:19,06100:18:20,311"Please keep st... ""Please keep st... "35600:18:20,47900:18:21,604Wait, wait, wait.Wait, wait, wait.35700:18:21,77200:18:25,358How could there be two Spider-Men? There can't be two Spider-Men.How could there be two Spider-Men? There can't be two Spider-Men.35800:18:26,98500:18:27,818Can there?Can there?35900:18:27,98600:18:30,404[♪♪♪][♪♪♪]36000:18:30,57200:18:33,157Come on, Uncle Aaron, pick up. Pick up!Come on, Uncle Aaron, pick up. Pick up!36100:18:33,32500:18:35,535

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AARON: (ON VOICEMAIL) Yo,

it's Aaron. I'm outta town for a few days.

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36200:18:35,70200:18:37,370I'll hit you when I'm back. Peace.I'll hit you when I'm back. Peace.36300:18:37,53800:18:39,080

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MILES: No. No-No-No-No-No.

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It's not possible!It's not possible!36500:18:41,87500:18:43,251It's just puberty.It's just puberty.36600:18:43,41800:18:46,087It's a normal spider and I'm a normal kid!It's a normal spider and I'm a normal kid!36700:18:46,33800:18:47,922Whoa!Whoa!36800:18:49,04900:18:50,883All right!All right!36900:18:54,93000:18:56,973I gotta tell someone.I gotta tell someone.37000:19:00,76900:19:02,645[LINE RINGING][LINE RINGING]37100:19:06,27500:19:07,441[SIGHS][SIGHS]37200:19:20,53900:19:23,583Okay, you're being crazy, Miles. You're being crazy.Okay, you're being crazy, Miles. You're being crazy.37300:19:27,21200:19:28,879Find the spider.Find the spider.37400:19:29,04700:19:30,631You'll see.You'll see.37500:19:45,27200:19:46,647It's a normal spider.It's a normal spider.37600:19:46,81500:19:52,361It's, like, boring how normal this spider is.It's, like, boring how normal this spider is.37700:19:54,11400:19:55,364[RUMBLING][RUMBLING]37800:20:00,91200:20:02,580

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MILES: I'm right here.

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Why is this happening to me?Why is this happening to me?38000:20:11,17300:20:13,049Slow down! What am I doing?Slow down! What am I doing?38100:20:19,70200:20:20,744Way over there.Way over there.38200:20:20,91200:20:21,954

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GIRL: You're like me.

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MAN: Miles. Look out.

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MILES: I don't wanna be a hero.

MAN: Miles.

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Whoa!

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(GROWLING)

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SPIDER-MAN: Norman, listen to me.

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MILES: Spider-Man?

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I cannot let you open a portal to another dimension.I cannot let you open a portal to another dimension.39000:20:40,43100:20:43,141Brooklyn is not zoned for that.Brooklyn is not zoned for that.39100:20:44,01800:20:45,561

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GREEN GOBLIN: It's not up to me.

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39200:20:45,72800:20:47,229Is that Green Goblin?!Is that Green Goblin?!39300:20:47,39700:20:48,480Why won't you quit?!Why won't you quit?!39400:20:48,64800:20:51,441I guess I like Brooklyn not being sucked into a black hole.I guess I like Brooklyn not being sucked into a black hole.39500:20:51,60900:20:52,651I think I'm gonna go.I think I'm gonna go.39600:20:53,23600:20:55,320

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SPIDER-MAN: Staten Island,

maybe. Not Brooklyn.

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39700:20:57,82400:20:59,199[♪♪♪][♪♪♪]39800:21:00,86800:21:02,494No! No!No! No!39900:21:12,71400:21:14,673[MILES GRUNTING][MILES GRUNTING]40000:21:16,50900:21:17,676[ROARS][ROARS]40100:21:24,30900:21:25,559Whoa!Whoa!40200:21:27,52000:21:29,187What now?What now?40300:21:29,35500:21:30,814What is this place?What is this place?40400:21:32,06600:21:35,068[YELPING][YELPING]40500:21:42,57700:21:44,786[MILES SCREAMING][MILES SCREAMING]40600:21:57,55000:21:59,968Did you know your shoes are untied?Did you know your shoes are untied?40700:22:00,67800:22:01,678Uh-huh.Uh-huh.40800:22:01,84600:22:04,681This is a onesie, so I don't really have to worry about it.This is a onesie, so I don't really have to worry about it.40900:22:04,89100:22:06,183[♪♪♪][♪♪♪]41000:22:10,64700:22:13,607I thought I was the only one. You're like me.I thought I was the only one. You're like me.41100:22:14,15000:22:15,192I don't wanna be.I don't wanna be.41200:22:15,36000:22:18,028I don't think you have a choice, kiddo.I don't think you have a choice, kiddo.41300:22:18,52900:22:20,906Got a lot going through your head, I'm sure.Got a lot going through your head, I'm sure.41400:22:21,07400:22:21,907Yeah.Yeah.41500:22:22,07500:22:24,159You're gonna be fine. I can help you.You're gonna be fine. I can help you.41600:22:24,32700:22:26,286If you stick around, I can show you the ropes.If you stick around, I can show you the ropes.41700:22:26,95400:22:28,163Yeah.Yeah.41800:22:28,33100:22:29,206[RUMBLING][RUMBLING]41900:22:29,37400:22:32,376I just need to destroy this big machine real quick...I just need to destroy this big machine real quick...42000:22:32,54300:22:34,127...before the space-time continuum collapses....before the space-time continuum collapses.42100:22:34,29500:22:35,337Don't move.Don't move.42200:22:38,63300:22:40,342See you in a bit.See you in a bit.42300:22:41,26000:22:43,011[♪♪♪][♪♪♪]42400:22:51,18700:22:52,479How does he do that?How does he do that?42500:22:54,98200:22:58,026Is it here? No, no, it's here.Is it here? No, no, it's here.42600:22:58,48600:23:00,362All right, folks.All right, folks.42700:23:00,53000:23:01,613I always get this wrong.I always get this wrong.42800:23:02,69900:23:03,740Oh, boy.Oh, boy.42900:23:05,15900:23:06,118Prowler.Prowler.43000:23:07,95400:23:09,955Man, I was in the middle of something.Man, I was in the middle of something.43100:23:10,49800:23:11,957[♪♪♪][♪♪♪]43200:23:13,41800:23:14,918[GRUNTING][GRUNTING]43300:23:15,08600:23:16,169I am so tired.I am so tired.43400:23:19,63200:23:21,925Are you mad at me? I feel like you're mad at me.Are you mad at me? I feel like you're mad at me.43500:23:29,05800:23:30,767That all you got?That all you got?43600:23:31,64400:23:32,728[ROARS][ROARS]43700:23:33,22900:23:34,354Aw, so gross.Aw, so gross.43800:23:35,44000:23:37,774I should go up there and help him.I should go up there and help him.43900:23:38,31700:23:40,986Who am I kidding? I should not do that.Who am I kidding? I should not do that.44000:23:41,15400:23:43,238[KINGPIN HUMMING][KINGPIN HUMMING]44100:23:46,32500:23:49,619

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KINGPIN: Watch out.

Here comes the Spider-Man.

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44200:23:50,28800:23:51,496You like my new toy?You like my new toy?44300:23:52,29000:23:56,376Cost me a fortune, but, hey, can't take it with you, right?Cost me a fortune, but, hey, can't take it with you, right?44400:23:57,37800:23:59,713You came all this way. Watch the test.You came all this way. Watch the test.44500:24:00,17300:24:02,132It's a hell of a freaking light show. You're gonna love this.It's a hell of a freaking light show. You're gonna love this.44600:24:05,92800:24:08,638No! No, don't do this! Stop!No! No, don't do this! Stop!44700:24:09,26500:24:12,601You don't know what it can do! You'll kill us all!You don't know what it can do! You'll kill us all!44800:24:20,52600:24:22,527[♪♪♪][♪♪♪]44900:24:27,32500:24:30,076

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WOMAN: I see multiple

dimensions opening!

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45000:24:30,24400:24:35,040That was three, four and five separate dimensions.That was three, four and five separate dimensions.45100:24:35,20800:24:37,125It's unstable! We should stop.It's unstable! We should stop.45200:24:46,09300:24:47,219[YELLS][YELLS]45300:24:49,84700:24:52,098Norm, what's your take on head trauma?Norm, what's your take on head trauma?45400:24:53,43400:24:54,476[GRUNTS][GRUNTS]45500:24:55,93700:24:57,896I tried to warn you, pal.I tried to warn you, pal.45600:25:04,32000:25:05,362[GRUNTS][GRUNTS]45700:25:11,11800:25:13,703Goblin, no! Get him outta there!Goblin, no! Get him outta there!45800:25:16,54100:25:17,833[GROANING][GROANING]45900:25:19,66900:25:21,837

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VANESSA: Wilson! Where are we?

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GWEN: Really weird.

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VANESSA: Wilson!

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46200:25:38,98000:25:41,523[♪♪♪][♪♪♪]46300:26:00,54300:26:02,627Hey! Are you okay?Hey! Are you okay?46400:26:02,79500:26:05,046I'm fine, I'm fine. I'm just resting.I'm fine, I'm fine. I'm just resting.46500:26:06,79900:26:09,301- Can't you get up? - Yeah. Ha, ha.- Can't you get up? - Yeah. Ha, ha.46600:26:09,46800:26:10,677Yeah, I always get up.Yeah, I always get up.46700:26:10,84500:26:12,345[COUGHS][COUGHS]46800:26:12,88900:26:14,598The coughing's probably not a good sign.The coughing's probably not a good sign.46900:26:14,76500:26:16,641

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KINGPIN: Find him. Now.

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47000:26:16,80900:26:19,519Listen, we gotta team up here. We don't have that much time.Listen, we gotta team up here. We don't have that much time.47100:26:20,18700:26:22,856This override key is the only way to stop the collider.This override key is the only way to stop the collider.47200:26:23,02400:26:26,484Swing up there, use this key, push the button and blow it up.Swing up there, use this key, push the button and blow it up.47300:26:26,65200:26:27,903You need to hide your face.You need to hide your face.47400:26:28,07000:26:30,196You don't tell anyone who you are.You don't tell anyone who you are.47500:26:30,36400:26:33,533No one can know. He's got everyone in his pocket.No one can know. He's got everyone in his pocket.47600:26:33,70100:26:37,037If he turns the machine on again, everything you know will disappear.If he turns the machine on again, everything you know will disappear.47700:26:37,20400:26:38,955Your family, everyone.Your family, everyone.47800:26:39,12300:26:40,749Everyone.Everyone.47900:26:41,62600:26:43,793Promise me you'll do this.Promise me you'll do this.48000:26:48,34100:26:49,507I promise.I promise.48100:26:50,13400:26:52,510Go. Destroy the collider.Go. Destroy the collider.48200:26:52,67800:26:54,054I'll come and find you.I'll come and find you.48300:26:54,38800:26:55,764[COUGHS][COUGHS]48400:26:55,93200:26:57,057It's gonna be okay.It's gonna be okay.48500:27:05,90000:27:08,068

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KINGPIN: Tombstone.

We're done with tests.

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48600:27:09,86200:27:12,948Get that thing ready to go again. And soon.Get that thing ready to go again. And soon.48700:27:13,11500:27:14,908Run faster!Run faster!48800:27:15,07600:27:16,117These guys are weak.These guys are weak.48900:27:16,74400:27:20,288I'd say it's nice to see you again, Spider-Man, but it's not.I'd say it's nice to see you again, Spider-Man, but it's not.49000:27:20,45600:27:22,332Hey, Kingpin. How's business?Hey, Kingpin. How's business?49100:27:22,50000:27:23,792Boomin'. Ha!Boomin'. Ha!49200:27:23,96000:27:26,127Nice. Aw, that's a no-no.Nice. Aw, that's a no-no.49300:27:26,29500:27:27,379[KINGPIN CHUCKLES][KINGPIN CHUCKLES]49400:27:27,54600:27:29,714This might open a black hole under Brooklyn.This might open a black hole under Brooklyn.49500:27:30,59100:27:32,300It can't be worth the risk.It can't be worth the risk.49600:27:32,46800:27:35,178It's not always about the money, Spider-Man.It's not always about the money, Spider-Man.49700:27:37,64000:27:38,974[GROANS][GROANS]49800:27:40,85100:27:42,894Don't you wanna know what I saw in there?Don't you wanna know what I saw in there?49900:27:43,06200:27:44,062Wait.Wait.50000:27:45,56400:27:48,066I know what you're trying to do...I know what you're trying to do...50100:27:48,44200:27:50,026...and it won't work....and it won't work.50200:27:50,19400:27:51,236They're gone.They're gone.50300:27:56,57500:27:57,993[KINGPIN YELLS][KINGPIN YELLS]50400:28:05,37600:28:06,584Get rid of the body.Get rid of the body.50500:28:07,54500:28:09,337What was that?What was that?50600:28:12,34100:28:13,383Kill that guy.Kill that guy.50700:28:14,34300:28:16,177[♪♪♪][♪♪♪]50800:28:33,86300:28:35,071[GASPS][GASPS]50900:28:42,12100:28:43,413[YELLS][YELLS]51000:28:48,08500:28:50,045Stop sticking!Stop sticking!51100:29:08,77300:29:11,941

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MAN: (OVER PA) Stand clear

of the closing doors, please.

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[♪♪♪][♪♪♪]51300:29:37,13400:29:38,968Yeah, I think it's a Banksy.Yeah, I think it's a Banksy.51400:29:48,52100:29:50,063

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JEFFERSON: Police!

Put your hands up!

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51500:29:50,23100:29:51,815Miles? Miles?Miles? Miles?51600:29:53,40000:29:57,821Why aren't you at school? Whoa, whoa, whoa. It's okay. It's okay.Why aren't you at school? Whoa, whoa, whoa. It's okay. It's okay.51700:29:57,98800:30:00,115Miles? ¿Qué te pasa?Miles? ¿Qué te pasa?51800:30:00,69900:30:02,075[♪♪♪][♪♪♪]51900:30:02,95200:30:04,327Is it the earthquake?Is it the earthquake?52000:30:06,12200:30:07,622Can I sleep here tonight?Can I sleep here tonight?52100:30:07,79000:30:11,126Miles. It's a weeknight. You made a commitment to that school.Miles. It's a weeknight. You made a commitment to that school.52200:30:11,29300:30:12,710He's upset.He's upset.52300:30:15,32500:30:17,410Of course you can stay.Of course you can stay.52400:30:18,78700:30:19,954- Dad? - Yeah.- Dad? - Yeah.52500:30:21,41500:30:24,083Do you really hate Spider-Man?Do you really hate Spider-Man?52600:30:24,75100:30:25,918[EXHALES][EXHALES]52700:30:26,29400:30:28,879Yeah. I mean, with a vigilante, there is...Yeah. I mean, with a vigilante, there is...52800:30:29,04700:30:30,089Jeff, mi amor.Jeff, mi amor.52900:30:30,25700:30:34,760What? He asked me. Baby, you know how I feel about Spider-Man. Come on.What? He asked me. Baby, you know how I feel about Spider-Man. Come on.53000:30:37,51400:30:38,889Tú sabes que él te quiere mucho.Tú sabes que él te quiere mucho.53100:30:39,05700:30:41,809That's why he's tough on you. You know that, right?That's why he's tough on you. You know that, right?53200:30:42,35200:30:46,313Mom, do you ever think about moving out of Brooklyn?Mom, do you ever think about moving out of Brooklyn?53300:30:46,48100:30:49,692Our family doesn't run from things, Miles.Our family doesn't run from things, Miles.53400:30:50,11000:30:52,361Yeah, I know.Yeah, I know.53500:30:55,53200:30:58,242

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-JEFFERSON: What's that about?

-He's having a hard time, Jeff.

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JEFFERSON: When it gets hard,

that's when he's gotta stick it out.

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(SIGHS)

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(♪♪♪)

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WOMAN: (ON TV) We interrupt this

broadcast for a special report.

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54000:31:12,63700:31:15,305Sad news tonight. The hero known as Spider-Man...Sad news tonight. The hero known as Spider-Man...54100:31:15,47300:31:19,810...has died after injuries related to another powerful earthquake in Brooklyn....has died after injuries related to another powerful earthquake in Brooklyn.54200:31:19,97800:31:22,896Multiple sources are confirming that Peter Parker...Multiple sources are confirming that Peter Parker...54300:31:23,06400:31:25,941...a 26-year-old grad student and part-time photographer......a 26-year-old grad student and part-time photographer...54400:31:26,10900:31:29,862...operated as Spider-Man for at least a decade....operated as Spider-Man for at least a decade.54500:31:30,65500:31:33,073♪ I'm not runnin', runnin', runnin' ♪♪ I'm not runnin', runnin', runnin' ♪54600:31:33,57500:31:35,576♪ No, I'm not afraid of the fall ♪♪ No, I'm not afraid of the fall ♪54700:31:36,61900:31:39,580♪ I'm not scared ♪♪♪ I'm not scared ♪♪54800:31:39,83100:31:44,293

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MAN: (ON TV) He is survived

by his wife, Mary Jane,

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and his aunt, May Parker.

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Our hero, Spider-Man, is gone.

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MARY: My husband, Peter Parker...

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...was an ordinary person....was an ordinary person.55200:31:55,18000:31:58,515He always said it could've been anyone behind the mask.He always said it could've been anyone behind the mask.55300:31:58,68300:32:02,060He was just the kid who happened to get bit.He was just the kid who happened to get bit.55400:32:02,56200:32:04,771

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I'm going to miss him.

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Yeah.

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We were friends, you know.

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Can I return it if it doesn't fit?

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It always fits...

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...eventually.

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MARY: He didn't ask for his powers...

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...but he chose to be Spider-Man....but he chose to be Spider-Man.56200:32:29,25500:32:31,840My favorite thing about Peter...My favorite thing about Peter...56300:32:32,00800:32:35,552...is that he made us each feel powerful....is that he made us each feel powerful.56400:32:36,13700:32:39,556We all have powers of one kind or another.We all have powers of one kind or another.56500:32:42,43500:32:44,144But in our own way...But in our own way...56600:32:44,31200:32:46,104...we are all Spider-Man....we are all Spider-Man.56700:32:46,78400:32:49,203And we're all counting on you.And we're all counting on you.56800:32:50,03800:32:51,705

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MILES: They're counting on me.

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MAN: Probably not you specifically.

I think it's a metaphor.

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[MILES EXHALES][MILES EXHALES]57100:32:57,62900:32:59,171[♪♪♪][♪♪♪]57200:33:37,87700:33:40,379[♪♪♪][♪♪♪]57300:33:50,84800:33:51,932[YELLS][YELLS]57400:33:52,93400:33:55,769[GRUNTING][GRUNTING]57500:33:55,93700:33:57,396[SCREAMS][SCREAMS]57600:34:16,27500:34:18,026[BELL TOLLING][BELL TOLLING]57700:34:24,78300:34:26,743[♪♪♪][♪♪♪]57800:34:46,63900:34:48,890I'm sorry, Mr. Parker.I'm sorry, Mr. Parker.57900:34:49,26600:34:52,352That thing you gave me, that key...That thing you gave me, that key...58000:34:52,97800:34:56,022...I think I really messed it up....I think I really messed it up.58100:34:57,65000:34:59,567I wanna do what you asked.I wanna do what you asked.58200:34:59,73500:35:01,319I really do.I really do.58300:35:01,48700:35:04,364But I'm sorry.But I'm sorry.58400:35:04,90700:35:07,200I'm not sure I'm the guy.I'm not sure I'm the guy.58500:35:07,91000:35:10,912I can't do this without you.I can't do this without you.58600:35:11,74700:35:13,623Hey, kid. Ahh!Hey, kid. Ahh!58700:35:14,95900:35:15,917

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MILES: Whoa!

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58800:35:18,83700:35:20,171What did I do to him?!What did I do to him?!58900:35:31,85000:35:32,684No.No.59000:35:37,31400:35:39,399Who are you?Who are you?59100:35:40,81800:35:44,195

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PETER: All right, people,

let's do this one last time.

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My name is Peter B. Parker.My name is Peter B. Parker.59300:35:49,28500:35:51,244I was bitten by a radioactive spider.I was bitten by a radioactive spider.59400:35:51,41200:35:53,621And for the last 22 years...And for the last 22 years...59500:35:53,78900:35:57,834...I thought I was the one and only Spider-Man....I thought I was the one and only Spider-Man.59600:35:59,00300:36:00,336What a day.What a day.59700:36:00,79600:36:02,797I'm pretty sure you know the rest.I'm pretty sure you know the rest.59800:36:02,96500:36:05,675You see, I saved the city, fell in love, I got married...You see, I saved the city, fell in love, I got married...59900:36:05,84300:36:07,885...saved the city some more, maybe too much....saved the city some more, maybe too much.60000:36:08,05300:36:10,263My marriage got testy, made some dicey money choices.My marriage got testy, made some dicey money choices.60100:36:10,43100:36:12,974Don't invest in a spider-themed restaurant.Don't invest in a spider-themed restaurant.60200:36:13,14200:36:15,893Then like 15 years passed. Blah, blah, blah. Super boring.Then like 15 years passed. Blah, blah, blah. Super boring.60300:36:16,06100:36:19,147I broke my back, a drone flew into my face, I buried Aunt May.I broke my back, a drone flew into my face, I buried Aunt May.60400:36:19,31500:36:21,649My wife and I... split up.My wife and I... split up.60500:36:21,81700:36:23,901But I handled it like a champion.But I handled it like a champion.60600:36:24,06900:36:25,111[SOBBING][SOBBING]60700:36:25,27900:36:29,449'Cause, you know what, no matter how many times I get hit, I always get back up.'Cause, you know what, no matter how many times I get hit, I always get back up.60800:36:29,78300:36:31,326[CELL PHONE CHIMING][CELL PHONE CHIMING]60900:36:34,12100:36:37,665And I got a lot of time to reflect and work on myself.And I got a lot of time to reflect and work on myself.61000:36:37,83300:36:40,793Did you know that seahorses, that they mate for life?Did you know that seahorses, that they mate for life?61100:36:41,50300:36:42,629Could you imagine?Could you imagine?61200:36:42,79600:36:46,007A seahorse seeing another seahorse...A seahorse seeing another seahorse...61300:36:46,17500:36:47,842...and then making it work?...and then making it work?61400:36:48,05200:36:49,135[LINE RINGING][LINE RINGING]61500:36:49,30300:36:51,804She wanted kids and...She wanted kids and...61600:36:51,97200:36:53,348And it scared me.And it scared me.61700:36:55,18400:36:57,602I'm pretty sure I broke her heart.I'm pretty sure I broke her heart.61800:36:57,77000:37:00,021Flash-forward: I'm in my apartment doing push-ups...Flash-forward: I'm in my apartment doing push-ups...61900:37:00,18900:37:02,065...doing ab crunches, getting strong......doing ab crunches, getting strong...62000:37:02,23200:37:04,233...when this weird thing happened....when this weird thing happened.62100:37:04,73500:37:07,695And I gotta say, weird things happen to me a lot.And I gotta say, weird things happen to me a lot.62200:37:07,86300:37:10,740But this was real weird.But this was real weird.62300:37:19,62500:37:20,625[YELLS][YELLS]62400:37:35,05600:37:36,723[♪♪♪][♪♪♪]62500:37:43,02200:37:45,107[SCREAMING][SCREAMING]62600:37:46,69300:37:48,152[GRUNTING][GRUNTING]62700:37:53,40800:37:54,575Ow!Ow!62800:37:56,07700:37:59,204You see, I was in New York, but things were different.You see, I was in New York, but things were different.62900:37:59,37200:38:01,832Also, I was dead.Also, I was dead.63000:38:02,00000:38:03,417And blond.And blond.63100:38:03,58500:38:05,711I was kind of perfect.I was kind of perfect.63200:38:05,87900:38:09,089It was like looking in a mirror.It was like looking in a mirror.63300:38:09,88600:38:14,973I have a feeling that the thing that brought me here was the thing that got him killed.I have a feeling that the thing that brought me here was the thing that got him killed.63400:38:16,39300:38:18,685You wanna know what happened next?You wanna know what happened next?63500:38:22,23200:38:23,399Me, too.Me, too.63600:38:23,56600:38:24,983

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MILES: Who are you?

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MAN: What are you doin' over there?

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Freeze! PDNY.

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WOMAN: Stop!

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(MILES GRUNTS)

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Are you kidding me right now?

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WOMAN: Stop! Stop!

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MILES: I gotcha. I gotcha.

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MAN: Hey, kid. Drop the body.

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-Hey, kid. Get over here!

-WOMAN: Come on, now!

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MILES: See you, officers! Heh, heh.

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Aw, come on.

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(MILES YELLS)

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MAN: Hey, kid.

WOMAN: Kid, come on, now!

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Put 'em up, son!

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(SCREAMS)

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Uh... adiós?

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(GROANING THEN YELLING)

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MILES: Help! Somebody stop that train!

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(♪♪♪)

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(SIREN WAILING)

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PETER: Oh, hey. What the...?

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Sorry.

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I'm gonna die!

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MAN: (OVER RADIO) Looks like

a child dressed like Spider-Man...

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...dragging a homeless corpse

behind a train.

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Whoo! Yes! I didn't kill you.

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-PETER: Who are you?

-Who are you?

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-PETER: Why are you trying to kill me?

-I'm not. I'm trying to save you.

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(HIP-HOP PLAYING

OVER HEADPHONES)

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(BOTH YELL)

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MILES: Hey, maybe

you guys can go around?

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All right. Thanks, New York.

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PETER: What was that?

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Kid electrocuted me...Kid electrocuted me...67100:40:42,37300:40:43,999...with his hands....with his hands.67200:40:47,37800:40:49,755- You're like me. - I got some questions.- You're like me. - I got some questions.67300:40:50,46500:40:53,008[GRUNTING][GRUNTING]67400:40:54,59400:40:56,178Why do you look like Peter Parker?Why do you look like Peter Parker?67500:40:58,93100:41:00,223Because I am Peter Parker.Because I am Peter Parker.67600:41:00,39100:41:02,851Then why aren't you dead? And why is your hair different?Then why aren't you dead? And why is your hair different?67700:41:03,01900:41:05,479Why are you older? And why is your body...Why are you older? And why is your body...67800:41:05,64700:41:07,064...a different shape?...a different shape?67900:41:07,23100:41:08,815Pretty sure you just called me fat.Pretty sure you just called me fat.68000:41:08,98300:41:10,609You don't look so hot either, kid.You don't look so hot either, kid.68100:41:10,77700:41:12,611Most superheroes don't wear their own merch.Most superheroes don't wear their own merch.68200:41:12,77900:41:14,112- Are you a ghost? - No.- Are you a ghost? - No.68300:41:14,28000:41:15,447- Are you a zombie? - Stop it.- Are you a zombie? - Stop it.68400:41:15,61500:41:16,948- Am I a zombie? - You're not even close.- Am I a zombie? - You're not even close.68500:41:17,11600:41:18,158Are you from another dimension?Are you from another dimension?68600:41:18,32600:41:20,952Like a parallel universe where things are like this universe but different?Like a parallel universe where things are like this universe but different?68700:41:21,12000:41:23,205And you're Spider-Man in that universe?And you're Spider-Man in that universe?68800:41:23,37300:41:26,083But somehow traveled to this universe, but you don't know how?But somehow traveled to this universe, but you don't know how?68900:41:26,25000:41:29,670- Wow. That was really just a guess? - We learned about it in physics.- Wow. That was really just a guess? - We learned about it in physics.69000:41:29,83700:41:31,588- Quantum theory. - This is amazing!- Quantum theory. - This is amazing!69100:41:31,75600:41:33,799You can teach me like Peter said he would.You can teach me like Peter said he would.69200:41:33,96600:41:34,800Before he died.Before he died.69300:41:34,96700:41:36,134- Yeah. Exactly. - Yeah, right.- Yeah. Exactly. - Yeah, right.69400:41:36,59400:41:37,969Look, I made a promise to him.Look, I made a promise to him.69500:41:38,13700:41:39,596Here's lesson number one, kid.Here's lesson number one, kid.69600:41:39,76400:41:42,057Don't watch the mouth. Watch the hands.Don't watch the mouth. Watch the hands.69700:41:47,75300:41:49,587Peter, seriously...Peter, seriously...69800:41:51,21500:41:52,256[SIGHS][SIGHS]69900:41:52,42400:41:55,510Trust me, kid. This'll all make you a better Spider-Man.Trust me, kid. This'll all make you a better Spider-Man.70000:41:55,67700:41:57,512[YELLS][YELLS]70100:42:00,89100:42:02,475Hey, are you okay?Hey, are you okay?70200:42:02,64300:42:03,684No, I'm not.No, I'm not.70300:42:03,85200:42:05,186What's going on with your body?What's going on with your body?70400:42:05,35400:42:08,731I don't think my atoms are real jazzed about being in the wrong dimension.I don't think my atoms are real jazzed about being in the wrong dimension.70500:42:09,06600:42:09,899[PETER GROANS][PETER GROANS]70600:42:11,23500:42:14,487Look, I'm not looking for a side gig as a Spider-Man coach.Look, I'm not looking for a side gig as a Spider-Man coach.70700:42:14,65500:42:16,614I got a lot going on in my dimension.I got a lot going on in my dimension.70800:42:16,78200:42:18,741"With great power comes great... ""With great power comes great... "70900:42:18,90900:42:22,787Don't you dare finish that sentence. Don't do it! I'm sick of it.Don't you dare finish that sentence. Don't do it! I'm sick of it.71000:42:26,20800:42:28,918Want my advice? Go back to being a regular kid.Want my advice? Go back to being a regular kid.71100:42:29,08600:42:32,755I don't have a choice! Kingpin's got a supercollider. He's tryin' to kill me.I don't have a choice! Kingpin's got a supercollider. He's tryin' to kill me.71200:42:32,92300:42:35,216- What did you just say? - Kingpin's tryin' to kill me.- What did you just say? - Kingpin's tryin' to kill me.71300:42:35,38400:42:37,343Who cares about that. Where's the collider?Who cares about that. Where's the collider?71400:42:37,51100:42:38,886Brooklyn. Under Fisk Tower.Brooklyn. Under Fisk Tower.71500:42:39,05400:42:40,263- Goodbye. - Where you going?- Goodbye. - Where you going?71600:42:40,43000:42:42,306When it runs again, I'll jump in and get back to my life.When it runs again, I'll jump in and get back to my life.71700:42:42,47400:42:43,516You can't let them run it.You can't let them run it.71800:42:43,68400:42:46,894I'm supposed to destroy it so it never runs again or everyone's gonna die.I'm supposed to destroy it so it never runs again or everyone's gonna die.71900:42:47,06200:42:50,523"Or everyone's gonna die. " That is what they always say."Or everyone's gonna die. " That is what they always say.72000:42:50,69100:42:53,359But there's always a little bit of time before everybody dies...But there's always a little bit of time before everybody dies...72100:42:53,52700:42:55,111...and that's when I do my best work....and that's when I do my best work.72200:42:55,27900:42:56,737Aren't you gonna need this?Aren't you gonna need this?72300:42:56,90500:42:58,489Aw, you have a goober. Give it.Aw, you have a goober. Give it.72400:42:58,65700:43:01,826Wait, no. Not so fast. He called it an override key.Wait, no. Not so fast. He called it an override key.72500:43:01,99400:43:04,370There's always a bypass key, a virus key, a who-cares key.There's always a bypass key, a virus key, a who-cares key.72600:43:04,53800:43:06,873I can never remember, so I always call it a goober. Give it.I can never remember, so I always call it a goober. Give it.72700:43:07,04000:43:10,376- I need it to destroy the collider. - I need it to go home.- I need it to destroy the collider. - I need it to go home.72800:43:10,54400:43:11,878I'll swallow it. Don't play with me.I'll swallow it. Don't play with me.72900:43:12,04500:43:14,046- What? - I said...- What? - I said...73000:43:14,21400:43:17,592The collider created a portal that brought me here. And I have to get...The collider created a portal that brought me here. And I have to get...73100:43:18,26000:43:21,596- Did you break this? - No, it broke.- Did you break this? - No, it broke.73200:43:22,51400:43:23,848I don't remember what happened.I don't remember what happened.73300:43:24,01600:43:25,975See, this is why I never had kids.See, this is why I never had kids.73400:43:26,14300:43:28,352- Can't we make another one? - We can't do anything.- Can't we make another one? - We can't do anything.73500:43:28,52000:43:31,939Thanks to you, I have to re-steal what your guy stole from Alchemax...Thanks to you, I have to re-steal what your guy stole from Alchemax...73600:43:32,10700:43:34,317...and make another one of these....and make another one of these.73700:43:34,94300:43:36,819If I don't turn off the collider after you leave...If I don't turn off the collider after you leave...73800:43:36,98700:43:41,282...everyone in this city, my parents, my uncle and millions of others, will die....everyone in this city, my parents, my uncle and millions of others, will die.73900:43:41,45000:43:44,702And you're just gonna go home and leave me here to figure this out for myself?And you're just gonna go home and leave me here to figure this out for myself?74000:43:45,53700:43:48,456- You good with that, Spider-Man? - Yeah.- You good with that, Spider-Man? - Yeah.74100:43:58,17600:43:59,468What are you doing?What are you doing?74200:44:00,01100:44:03,722Making you feel guilty. Is it working?Making you feel guilty. Is it working?74300:44:03,89000:44:07,101How could it...? No. Look at me. Does it look like it's working?How could it...? No. Look at me. Does it look like it's working?74400:44:07,93600:44:10,104No. No, it's not...No. No, it's not...74500:44:10,27200:44:11,397[CHUCKLES][CHUCKLES]74600:44:12,60700:44:18,237Ahh! No! No! No! Do not let him win!Ahh! No! No! No! Do not let him win!74700:44:19,23900:44:20,531All right, kid. You win.All right, kid. You win.74800:44:20,69900:44:22,867Come on, we don't have a second to lose.Come on, we don't have a second to lose.74900:44:23,66000:44:25,703I love this burger. So delicious.I love this burger. So delicious.75000:44:25,87100:44:27,413Mm. One of the best burgers I've ever had.Mm. One of the best burgers I've ever had.75100:44:27,58100:44:30,499In my universe, this place closed six years ago.In my universe, this place closed six years ago.75200:44:30,66700:44:33,210I don't know why. I really don't. Mm!I don't know why. I really don't. Mm!75300:44:35,79700:44:38,007You have money, right? I'm not very liquid right now.You have money, right? I'm not very liquid right now.75400:44:38,17400:44:39,758- Can we focus? - Mm-hm. Sure.- Can we focus? - Mm-hm. Sure.75500:44:39,92600:44:42,678- The other Peter... - You gonna eat that?- The other Peter... - You gonna eat that?75600:44:43,68000:44:44,722I'm listening.I'm listening.75700:44:44,89000:44:47,099The other Peter said he was gonna be showing me the ropes.The other Peter said he was gonna be showing me the ropes.75800:44:47,26700:44:48,267Wow.Wow.75900:44:48,43500:44:50,728You got any Spider-Man tips you can tell me now?You got any Spider-Man tips you can tell me now?76000:44:50,89600:44:52,021Yeah, I got plenty.Yeah, I got plenty.76100:44:52,18800:44:53,647Disinfect the mask.Disinfect the mask.76200:44:53,81500:44:57,151You're gonna wanna use baby powder in the suit, heavy on the joints.You're gonna wanna use baby powder in the suit, heavy on the joints.76300:44:57,31900:44:59,361You don't want any chafing, right?You don't want any chafing, right?76400:44:59,52900:45:01,739- Anything else? - Nope, that was everything.- Anything else? - Nope, that was everything.76500:45:01,90700:45:04,033- I think you're gonna be a bad teacher. - Uh.- I think you're gonna be a bad teacher. - Uh.76600:45:04,20000:45:05,618Look up where Alchemax is.Look up where Alchemax is.76700:45:06,20200:45:09,455"A private technological campus in Hudson Valley, New York. ""A private technological campus in Hudson Valley, New York. "76800:45:10,29000:45:12,875You can teach me to swing on the way there. Fwsh, fwsh!You can teach me to swing on the way there. Fwsh, fwsh!76900:45:13,04300:45:14,084[CHUCKLES][CHUCKLES]77000:45:14,25200:45:15,252[♪♪♪][♪♪♪]77100:45:15,42000:45:19,715I'm not swinging to the Hudson Valley, Miles. Not after a hearty burger breakfast.I'm not swinging to the Hudson Valley, Miles. Not after a hearty burger breakfast.77200:45:19,88300:45:21,967Keep your legs fresh. You're gonna thank me later.Keep your legs fresh. You're gonna thank me later.77300:45:24,13700:45:28,140♪ I can see a new horizon Underneath the blazing sky ♪♪ I can see a new horizon Underneath the blazing sky ♪77400:45:28,30800:45:31,018♪ I'll be where the eagle's flying higher ♪♪♪ I'll be where the eagle's flying higher ♪♪77500:45:31,51900:45:33,729- And it's a no on the cape. - I think it's cool.- And it's a no on the cape. - I think it's cool.77600:45:33,89700:45:37,149Take that off. It's disrespectful. Spider-Man doesn't wear a cape.Take that off. It's disrespectful. Spider-Man doesn't wear a cape.77700:45:38,53100:45:42,242

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MILES: How do we

retrace Peter's steps?

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That's a good question.

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What would I do if I were me?

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Got it.

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Step One: I infiltrate the lab.

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Two: Find the head scientist's computer.

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MILES: That lady with the

bike is the head scientist.

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I saw her in this documentary.

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PETER: Cool! Step Three:

I reexamine my personal biases.

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Step Four: I hack the computer.Step Four: I hack the computer.78500:45:59,13500:46:00,510It's not technically hacking.It's not technically hacking.78600:46:00,67800:46:02,554Not now. I just lost my train of thought.Not now. I just lost my train of thought.78700:46:02,72200:46:05,849Step Five: Download the important stuff. I'll know it when I see it.Step Five: Download the important stuff. I'll know it when I see it.78800:46:06,01700:46:09,102Step Six: I grab a bagel from the cafeteria and run.Step Six: I grab a bagel from the cafeteria and run.78900:46:09,27000:46:10,729

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MILES: So, what am I doing?

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79000:46:10,89600:46:14,107Step Seven: You stay here. You're lookout. Very important.Step Seven: You stay here. You're lookout. Very important.79100:46:14,27500:46:18,862Look, man. You gotta teach me how to do Spider-Man stuff or I won't be able to help.Look, man. You gotta teach me how to do Spider-Man stuff or I won't be able to help.79200:46:19,48800:46:22,532Watch and learn, kid! I'll quiz ya later!Watch and learn, kid! I'll quiz ya later!79300:46:25,16100:46:28,705Why did I get stuck with the janky, old, broke hobo Spider-Man?!Why did I get stuck with the janky, old, broke hobo Spider-Man?!79400:46:30,29100:46:31,416That's new.That's new.79500:46:31,58400:46:32,626[CAR APPROACHING][CAR APPROACHING]79600:46:37,92300:46:39,549[♪♪♪][♪♪♪]79700:46:41,42700:46:42,427Kingpin.Kingpin.79800:46:46,51500:46:49,559What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing?What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing?79900:47:06,61900:47:08,036[WHISPERING] Peter![WHISPERING] Peter!80000:47:08,20400:47:09,788Peter!Peter!80100:47:10,45600:47:11,289Ah! Peter!Ah! Peter!80200:47:11,45700:47:13,416- [WHISPERING] What are you doing here? - Kingpin's here.- [WHISPERING] What are you doing here? - Kingpin's here.80300:47:13,58400:47:14,793Just move over.Just move over.80400:47:14,96000:47:17,712You're steppin' on my foot. Go back outside.You're steppin' on my foot. Go back outside.80500:47:17,88000:47:21,216No! I can't sit there and let Spider-Man die without doing anything about it.No! I can't sit there and let Spider-Man die without doing anything about it.80600:47:21,38400:47:23,468I'm not doing that again.I'm not doing that again.80700:47:24,22000:47:25,804What?What?80800:47:25,97100:47:29,349Most people I meet in the workplace try to kill me...Most people I meet in the workplace try to kill me...80900:47:29,93400:47:31,434...so you're a nice change of pace....so you're a nice change of pace.81000:47:32,85300:47:35,021Mr. Fisk! Look at this data.Mr. Fisk! Look at this data.81100:47:35,18900:47:37,816I know you can't really understand it, but these are really good numbers.I know you can't really understand it, but these are really good numbers.81200:47:39,02600:47:40,985And I got the password.And I got the password.81300:47:41,15300:47:43,530Mr. Fisk. If we fire again this week...Mr. Fisk. If we fire again this week...81400:47:43,69800:47:46,074...there could be a black hole under Brooklyn....there could be a black hole under Brooklyn.81500:47:46,24200:47:47,742You see this? And this?You see this? And this?81600:47:47,91000:47:51,871This is multiple dimensions beginning to crash into each other.This is multiple dimensions beginning to crash into each other.81700:47:52,03900:47:54,708This is pretty standard Spider-Man stakes. You get used to it.This is pretty standard Spider-Man stakes. You get used to it.81800:47:54,87500:47:58,294Watch this. He's gonna say, "You've got 24 hours. "Watch this. He's gonna say, "You've got 24 hours. "81900:47:58,46200:47:59,587You've got 24 hours.You've got 24 hours.82000:47:59,75500:48:03,299What this means is there could be a rupture in the space-time continuum.What this means is there could be a rupture in the space-time continuum.82100:48:03,46700:48:06,928Ooh. That's bad. Actually, everything she said was bad. I was lying before.Ooh. That's bad. Actually, everything she said was bad. I was lying before.82200:48:09,01400:48:10,432[♪♪♪][♪♪♪]82300:48:15,81300:48:18,648

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HEAD SCIENTIST: Hold on.

Let me get you some more data.

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82400:48:20,40100:48:22,986- What are you doing, bud? - I can't move.- What are you doing, bud? - I can't move.82500:48:23,15400:48:27,657Okay, relax your fingers. We don't have time. Just let go. Be in the moment.Okay, relax your fingers. We don't have time. Just let go. Be in the moment.82600:48:27,82500:48:29,701I am in the moment. It's a terrible moment.I am in the moment. It's a terrible moment.82700:48:29,86900:48:32,370- I'm not refusing. - No more excuses.- I'm not refusing. - No more excuses.82800:48:32,53800:48:33,955I just need more time.I just need more time.82900:48:34,12300:48:35,749They're right there. They're gonna see you.They're right there. They're gonna see you.83000:48:36,33300:48:37,959Miles, you gotta unstick.Miles, you gotta unstick.83100:48:38,37700:48:39,878What do you do to relax?What do you do to relax?83200:48:40,62900:48:43,214Relax. Okay, okay, okay.Relax. Okay, okay, okay.83300:48:43,38200:48:45,759♪ Needless to say I, uh, uh ♪♪ Needless to say I, uh, uh ♪83400:48:46,76100:48:48,219Oh, for crying out loud.Oh, for crying out loud.83500:48:48,59600:48:50,847♪ Calling it quits Now, baby, I'm a wreck ♪♪ Calling it quits Now, baby, I'm a wreck ♪83600:48:51,30700:48:53,308[HUMMING][HUMMING]83700:48:53,80900:48:55,477♪ Ooh ♪♪♪ Ooh ♪♪83800:48:55,64400:48:56,519Ahh!Ahh!83900:48:58,52200:49:00,148[IN NORMAL VOICE] Teenagers: just the worst.[IN NORMAL VOICE] Teenagers: just the worst.84000:49:02,98500:49:04,861

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-Miles, where did you go?

-MILES: I'm right here.

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84100:49:05,02900:49:08,156- Where? I can't see ya. - I'm right in front of you.- Where? I can't see ya. - I'm right in front of you.84200:49:08,32400:49:11,451- Can Spider-Man turn invisible? - Not in my universe.- Can Spider-Man turn invisible? - Not in my universe.84300:49:11,61900:49:12,827You just poked me in my eye!You just poked me in my eye!84400:49:12,99500:49:15,163This is incredible. Some kind of fight or flight thing.This is incredible. Some kind of fight or flight thing.84500:49:15,33100:49:16,790What's that?What's that?84600:49:19,12600:49:21,669Remember this password. D- g-f-a-m-p-e-s-a-n-d...Remember this password. D- g-f-a-m-p-e-s-a-n-d...84700:49:21,83700:49:22,670Slow down!Slow down!84800:49:22,83800:49:26,466...-4-$-3-5-8-7-6-5-3-4-5-4-5-3-5....-4-$-3-5-8-7-6-5-3-4-5-4-5-3-5.84900:49:26,63400:49:28,426- I need to write it down! - Download the schematic.- I need to write it down! - Download the schematic.85000:49:28,59400:49:30,720- How do I do that? - While I turn on the charm.- How do I do that? - While I turn on the charm.85100:49:33,14000:49:34,182Spider-Man?Spider-Man?85200:49:34,35000:49:36,893- Oh, hey. Didn't see you there. - Wow!- Oh, hey. Didn't see you there. - Wow!85300:49:38,02000:49:42,190Okay, I'm kinda freaking out right now. You're supposed to be dead.Okay, I'm kinda freaking out right now. You're supposed to be dead.85400:49:42,35800:49:45,568Surprise! Okay. That's a no-no. We don't like that.Surprise! Okay. That's a no-no. We don't like that.85500:49:45,73600:49:46,861This is fascinating.This is fascinating.85600:49:47,44600:49:48,988Okay, that's my face.Okay, that's my face.85700:49:49,15600:49:51,282An entirely different Peter Parker.An entirely different Peter Parker.85800:49:51,45000:49:53,952Little bit of a gut, perhaps from dimensional warping.Little bit of a gut, perhaps from dimensional warping.85900:49:54,11900:49:56,746Oh, yeah-yeah-yeah. I was way flatter before I warped.Oh, yeah-yeah-yeah. I was way flatter before I warped.86000:49:56,91400:49:59,707Travel through the multiverse appears to have deteriorated the...Travel through the multiverse appears to have deteriorated the...86100:50:00,75100:50:02,627

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MILES: What was the rest?

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86200:50:04,25500:50:08,174Hey, how old are you? 'Cause you don't look a day over 35.Hey, how old are you? 'Cause you don't look a day over 35.

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HEAD SCIENTIST: They said I was

crazy! They said I was crazy!

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PETER: You showed 'em

you're not crazy.

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86500:50:12,88800:50:14,430This might pinch a little.This might pinch a little.86600:50:16,43300:50:18,977- Ow! Ow! - I know. I just need to get these samples.- Ow! Ow! - I know. I just need to get these samples.86700:50:19,14400:50:19,978Okay.Okay.86800:50:20,14500:50:21,896

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MILES: Organize your desktop, lady.

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86900:50:22,48100:50:25,525Wow. Just complete cellular decay.Wow. Just complete cellular decay.87000:50:26,81900:50:29,487- I've never seen anything like this. - [WHISPERING] What are you doing?- I've never seen anything like this. - [WHISPERING] What are you doing?87100:50:29,65500:50:31,656

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MILES: I'm just taking the whole thing.

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87200:50:31,82400:50:33,366And obviously you've been glitching.And obviously you've been glitching.87300:50:33,53400:50:36,536[IN NORMAL VOICE] "Glitchin"'? No. Why would you even say that?[IN NORMAL VOICE] "Glitchin"'? No. Why would you even say that?87400:50:36,70400:50:39,664If you stay in this dimension too long, your body's gonna disintegrate.If you stay in this dimension too long, your body's gonna disintegrate.87500:50:39,83200:50:42,041Do you know how painful that would be, Peter Parker?Do you know how painful that would be, Peter Parker?87600:50:42,20900:50:43,042I don't know.I don't know.87700:50:43,21000:50:45,169You can't imagine.You can't imagine.87800:50:45,33700:50:47,213And I, for one...And I, for one...87900:50:47,38100:50:49,048...can't wait to watch....can't wait to watch.88000:50:51,26000:50:52,385What did you say your name was?What did you say your name was?88100:50:52,55300:50:54,679Dr. Olivia Octavius.Dr. Olivia Octavius.88200:50:55,51400:50:57,390[♪♪♪][♪♪♪]88300:51:02,22900:51:05,023Can I assume that your friends call you Doc Ock?Can I assume that your friends call you Doc Ock?88400:51:05,19000:51:07,317My friends actually call me Liv.My friends actually call me Liv.88500:51:07,48400:51:09,861My enemies call me Doc Ock.My enemies call me Doc Ock.88600:51:10,02900:51:11,321I got this! Run!I got this! Run!88700:51:11,48800:51:13,364

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DOC OCK: Who are you talking to?

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PETER: I got it!

DOC OCK: Oh, you "got it," Peter?

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PETER: I got it handled, buddy!

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89000:51:23,79200:51:25,251Everything is fine!Everything is fine!89100:51:27,75500:51:31,341

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-Okay, this is a little bit bad.

-DOC OCK: You're chatty.

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89200:51:31,50800:51:32,508[IN NORMAL VOICE] Gotta go.[IN NORMAL VOICE] Gotta go.89300:51:35,22000:51:37,805This is the moment that I'm losin' the fight.This is the moment that I'm losin' the fight.89400:51:39,93400:51:42,602Let me tell you the good news. We don't need the monitor.Let me tell you the good news. We don't need the monitor.89500:51:42,77000:51:44,479

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-Oh!

-DOC OCK: Peter!

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You didn't tell me you had an invisible friend!You didn't tell me you had an invisible friend!89700:51:49,19300:51:50,860Could you give me that back, young man?Could you give me that back, young man?89800:51:51,02800:51:52,570

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MILES: Peter!

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It's proprietary.

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PETER: Oh!

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90100:52:01,87200:52:04,415- This'd be a good time to turn invisible. - Yep.- This'd be a good time to turn invisible. - Yep.90200:52:04,58300:52:07,293Okay, not gonna turn invisible. Selecting a bagel.Okay, not gonna turn invisible. Selecting a bagel.90300:52:07,83600:52:09,295Act super normal.Act super normal.90400:52:09,46300:52:10,463Spider-Man?Spider-Man?90500:52:10,63100:52:13,341- You know, that's funny, I get that a lot. - Hey.- You know, that's funny, I get that a lot. - Hey.90600:52:13,50900:52:15,635- Spider-Man? - Hey! Hands up!- Spider-Man? - Hey! Hands up!90700:52:15,80300:52:17,136Now we do a switchy-switchy.Now we do a switchy-switchy.90800:52:17,30400:52:19,430

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WOMAN: Get back here!

Where do you think you're going?

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90900:52:19,59800:52:20,473He took a bagel!He took a bagel!91000:52:20,64100:52:23,851- Time to swing, just like I taught ya. - When did you teach me that?- Time to swing, just like I taught ya. - When did you teach me that?91100:52:24,01900:52:26,521I didn't. It's a little joke for team-building.I didn't. It's a little joke for team-building.91200:52:26,68900:52:28,231Hey!Hey!91300:52:28,39900:52:31,859- All right, you ready? - Of course I'm not ready! Oh! Oh, oh!- All right, you ready? - Of course I'm not ready! Oh! Oh, oh!91400:52:32,61100:52:33,653I can't do this yet!I can't do this yet!91500:52:33,82100:52:35,822Everybody knows that the best way to learn...Everybody knows that the best way to learn...91600:52:35,99000:52:37,991...is under intense life-threatening pressure....is under intense life-threatening pressure.91700:52:39,57600:52:40,576Ow!Ow!91800:52:41,24500:52:43,121Come on, come on, come on.Come on, come on, come on.91900:52:47,67700:52:48,510Uh-oh.Uh-oh.92000:52:49,34500:52:51,430[♪♪♪][♪♪♪]92100:52:53,89100:52:55,726

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PETER: What are you doing

down there?

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92200:52:55,89300:52:57,603I run better than I swing.I run better than I swing.92300:52:57,77000:53:00,731You gotta swing or they'll catch you.You gotta swing or they'll catch you.92400:53:00,89800:53:03,233This is what you wanted.This is what you wanted.92500:53:08,69800:53:10,282Uh-oh.Uh-oh.92600:53:11,03400:53:12,159Aha!Aha!92700:53:14,87100:53:15,871[GASPS][GASPS]92800:53:16,03900:53:17,497Come back, little boy.Come back, little boy.92900:53:17,66500:53:19,958Aim with your hips! Look where you want it to hit.Aim with your hips! Look where you want it to hit.93000:53:20,12600:53:22,336Square your shoulders. Don't forget to follow through!Square your shoulders. Don't forget to follow through!93100:53:22,50300:53:23,837Don't shoot off your back foot.Don't shoot off your back foot.93200:53:24,00500:53:26,548- That's too many things! - Then stop listening to me!- That's too many things! - Then stop listening to me!93300:53:26,71600:53:29,885That's the best idea you've had all day!That's the best idea you've had all day!93400:53:36,89300:53:39,311Nice, Miles!Nice, Miles!93500:53:42,64900:53:44,316- Ha, ha! - Good. You're doin' it.- Ha, ha! - Good. You're doin' it.93600:53:44,48400:53:47,069Double tap to release and thwip it out again.Double tap to release and thwip it out again.93700:53:47,23600:53:48,904Thwip and release.Thwip and release.93800:53:49,07200:53:52,199

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-And thwip. Release. Thwip.

-MILES: And release.

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PETER: You're a natural.

Thwip. Release.

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94000:53:54,07700:53:56,578- Feel the rhythm? - Whoo-hoo! Thwip. And release!- Feel the rhythm? - Whoo-hoo! Thwip. And release!94100:53:56,74600:53:59,956- Good, Miles. - I gotta say, you're amazing, man.- Good, Miles. - I gotta say, you're amazing, man.94200:54:00,12400:54:01,500We're a little team!We're a little team!94300:54:01,66800:54:03,335Me as the teacher who could still do it.Me as the teacher who could still do it.94400:54:03,50300:54:06,380You as the student who can do it, just not as good.You as the student who can do it, just not as good.94500:54:06,54700:54:09,341I'm proud of us. Is there something you want to say to me?I'm proud of us. Is there something you want to say to me?94600:54:11,51100:54:12,552Peter!Peter!94700:54:24,98200:54:26,525

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-What the...?

-PETER: Who did that?

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94800:54:43,45900:54:44,626[DOC OCK GRUNTS][DOC OCK GRUNTS]94900:54:53,38600:54:54,428Hey, guys.Hey, guys.95000:54:54,59500:54:55,595Gwanda?Gwanda?95100:54:55,76300:54:57,347It's Gwen, actually.It's Gwen, actually.95200:54:57,51500:55:00,308Oh, you know her. Very cool.Oh, you know her. Very cool.95300:55:00,47600:55:02,269I'm from another dimension.I'm from another dimension.95400:55:02,43700:55:05,313I mean, another-another dimension.I mean, another-another dimension.95500:55:05,48100:55:08,108

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GWEN: All right, people. Let's start

at the beginning one last time.

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My name is Gwen Stacy. I was bitten by a radioactive spider.My name is Gwen Stacy. I was bitten by a radioactive spider.95700:55:12,78000:55:17,784And for the last two years, I've been the one and only Spider-Woman.And for the last two years, I've been the one and only Spider-Woman.95800:55:17,95200:55:19,619You guys know the rest.You guys know the rest.95900:55:19,78700:55:21,288I joined a band.I joined a band.96000:55:22,91500:55:24,875Saved my dad.Saved my dad.96100:55:27,58700:55:30,338I couldn't save my best friend...I couldn't save my best friend...96200:55:30,50600:55:32,174...Peter Parker......Peter Parker...96300:55:33,71800:55:35,802...so now I save everyone else....so now I save everyone else.96400:55:35,97000:55:38,722And I don't do friends anymore...And I don't do friends anymore...96500:55:38,89000:55:40,766...just to avoid any distractions....just to avoid any distractions.96600:55:41,89300:55:45,896And one day this weird thing happened.And one day this weird thing happened.96700:55:46,31400:55:49,483And I mean, like, really weird.And I mean, like, really weird.96800:55:54,90600:55:57,574I was blown into last week.I was blown into last week.96900:56:01,12000:56:02,996Literally.Literally.97000:56:03,16400:56:06,500I landed in New York, but not my New York.I landed in New York, but not my New York.97100:56:08,12700:56:11,087

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WOMAN: (ON SCREEN) Lucky for

these folks, Spider-Man saved the day.

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GWEN: My Spider-sense told me

to head to Visions Academy.

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97300:56:15,21800:56:16,343...you guys are early....you guys are early.97400:56:17,22000:56:20,055Wasn't sure why until I met you.Wasn't sure why until I met you.97500:56:20,22300:56:21,556Oh.Oh.97600:56:22,14100:56:23,308I like your haircut.I like your haircut.97700:56:23,47600:56:25,185You don't get to like my haircut.You don't get to like my haircut.97800:56:25,35300:56:26,186Let's go.Let's go.97900:56:26,35400:56:27,813How many more Spider-People are there?How many more Spider-People are there?98000:56:27,98000:56:29,189Save it for Comic-Con.Save it for Comic-Con.98100:56:29,35700:56:30,565What's Comic-Con?What's Comic-Con?98200:56:30,73300:56:32,067Whoa!Whoa!98300:56:40,02200:56:42,023[♪♪♪][♪♪♪]98400:56:48,19600:56:49,655

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KINGPIN: You're dead, Spider-Man.

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Wilson! What are you doing?

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Vanessa.

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VANESSA: Richard, come on.

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98800:56:58,33200:56:59,999Vanessa! Richard!Vanessa! Richard!98900:57:00,16700:57:01,417No!No!99000:57:01,58500:57:04,211Don't look back, honey. It's okay. It's okay.Don't look back, honey. It's okay. It's okay.99100:57:04,37900:57:05,796[HORN HONKING][HORN HONKING]99200:57:08,55000:57:09,884[♪♪♪][♪♪♪]99300:57:18,56000:57:19,727[GRUNTS][GRUNTS]99400:57:23,19000:57:24,940I killed Spider-Man.I killed Spider-Man.99500:57:25,48400:57:27,026Why did I just see two more?Why did I just see two more?99600:57:27,52700:57:29,362There's three, actually.There's three, actually.99700:57:29,90500:57:32,073No, this is good. This is very, very good.No, this is good. This is very, very good.99800:57:32,24000:57:34,075This means you get what you want.This means you get what you want.99900:57:34,24200:57:36,744It means my collider works.It means my collider works.100000:57:37,45400:57:40,623All we have to do is kill a couple of Spiders.All we have to do is kill a couple of Spiders.100100:57:40,79100:57:42,958And the collider will bring your family back.And the collider will bring your family back.100200:57:43,62700:57:46,045As many families as you want.As many families as you want.100300:57:55,11400:57:57,407Tomorrow, at my collider.Tomorrow, at my collider.100400:57:58,07500:58:00,451Our collider.Our collider.100500:58:03,62200:58:04,706He broke this?He broke this?100600:58:04,87300:58:09,460Yeah. He's actually really embarrassed about it, so just keep it between us, okay?Yeah. He's actually really embarrassed about it, so just keep it between us, okay?100700:58:09,62800:58:10,920[CHUCKLES][CHUCKLES]100800:58:11,08800:58:14,757I know where we can make a new one. And we won't let him break it this time.I know where we can make a new one. And we won't let him break it this time.100900:58:17,76100:58:19,137I'm sorry about your friend.I'm sorry about your friend.101000:58:20,84800:58:21,889Thanks, Miles.Thanks, Miles.101100:58:24,39400:58:28,605I know how hard this is. To have to figure this stuff out on your own.I know how hard this is. To have to figure this stuff out on your own.101200:58:28,77300:58:31,775It's kinda nice not being the only Spider-person around.It's kinda nice not being the only Spider-person around.101300:58:32,36000:58:33,986Yeah.Yeah.101400:58:34,77900:58:38,866If you ever decide to do friends again, I could always open up a slot.If you ever decide to do friends again, I could always open up a slot.101500:58:40,41000:58:42,953I'll keep you posted.I'll keep you posted.101600:58:43,58000:58:45,289

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MILES: Cool.

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101700:58:47,16700:58:48,167[DOORBELL RINGS][DOORBELL RINGS]101800:58:49,91900:58:51,587We should probably go.We should probably go.101900:58:51,75500:58:54,548Peter, we're literally on the doorstep.Peter, we're literally on the doorstep.102000:58:54,71600:58:57,301

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PETER: Bad idea. This is a bad idea.

GWEN: Just relax.

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MAY: You guys are all very sweet,

but no more fans today, please.

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102200:59:05,22600:59:06,602I'm not ready for this.I'm not ready for this.102300:59:08,10400:59:10,147[♪♪♪][♪♪♪]102400:59:11,64900:59:13,192Peter?Peter?102500:59:14,94400:59:16,779Hey, Aunt May.Hey, Aunt May.102600:59:16,94600:59:21,408So this is gonna sound crazy, but I'm pretty sure that I'm from an...So this is gonna sound crazy, but I'm pretty sure that I'm from an...102700:59:21,57600:59:22,993An alternate dimension.An alternate dimension.102800:59:23,57800:59:24,620Yeah.Yeah.102900:59:26,08100:59:27,998You look tired, Peter.You look tired, Peter.103000:59:28,16600:59:30,250Well, I am tired.Well, I am tired.103100:59:30,41800:59:33,462- And older. And thicker. - Yeah. I've heard that already.- And older. And thicker. - Yeah. I've heard that already.103200:59:33,63000:59:35,881Oh, jeez. Are those sweatpants?Oh, jeez. Are those sweatpants?103300:59:36,04900:59:38,175Yup, that's what they are.Yup, that's what they are.103400:59:38,34300:59:40,010I was there...I was there...103500:59:40,59500:59:42,513...when it all happened....when it all happened.103600:59:42,68000:59:44,598I am so sorry.I am so sorry.103700:59:44,76600:59:46,683And what dimension are you from?And what dimension are you from?103800:59:46,85100:59:48,477Brooklyn.Brooklyn.103900:59:48,93700:59:52,064Did Peter have a place where we could make another one of these?Did Peter have a place where we could make another one of these?104000:59:52,52400:59:53,941

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MAY: A goober.

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104100:59:55,36000:59:56,402Follow me.Follow me.104200:59:57,44500:59:59,113[♪♪♪][♪♪♪]104301:00:00,32301:00:03,909Oh, yeah, I got one of these, too. A little, old shed where I keep my Spider-gear.Oh, yeah, I got one of these, too. A little, old shed where I keep my Spider-gear.104401:00:04,82801:00:06,495[POWERING UP][POWERING UP]104501:00:16,71401:00:18,757I mean, this place is pretentious.I mean, this place is pretentious.104601:00:25,80701:00:27,599Whoa.Whoa.104701:00:32,06301:00:33,772Dude. Was yours anything like this?Dude. Was yours anything like this?104801:00:33,94001:00:37,234Mine was like this, but take away the jeep, the plane.Mine was like this, but take away the jeep, the plane.104901:00:37,40201:00:40,988Imagine it way smaller. Imagine a futon.Imagine it way smaller. Imagine a futon.105001:00:41,15601:00:43,699I feel sad for this guy.I feel sad for this guy.105101:00:57,58901:00:58,630Hey, Peter.Hey, Peter.105201:00:59,88301:01:01,884I think this is a cape.I think this is a cape.105301:01:17,81701:01:21,236Peter knew how dangerous the job was.Peter knew how dangerous the job was.105401:01:21,77901:01:26,074But he figured the only one who could stop this guy was Spider-Man.But he figured the only one who could stop this guy was Spider-Man.105501:01:27,74401:01:29,536Kingpin knows we're coming.Kingpin knows we're coming.105601:01:29,70401:01:31,497We're going to be outnumbered.We're going to be outnumbered.105701:01:31,66401:01:33,749Don't be so sure.Don't be so sure.105801:01:33,91701:01:35,876You might need these.You might need these.105901:01:36,21101:01:38,212[♪♪♪][♪♪♪]106001:01:40,50701:01:43,509You think you're the only people who thought to come here?You think you're the only people who thought to come here?106101:01:46,01201:01:47,429Hey, fellas.Hey, fellas.106201:01:47,59701:01:48,764Is he in black and white?Is he in black and white?106301:01:48,93201:01:51,308Where's that wind coming from? We're in a basement.Where's that wind coming from? We're in a basement.106401:01:51,47601:01:53,310Wherever I go, the wind follows.Wherever I go, the wind follows.106501:01:53,47801:01:56,230And the wind, it smells like rain.And the wind, it smells like rain.106601:01:57,19001:01:58,232Hi, guys!Hi, guys!106701:01:58,39901:02:00,025[SPEAKS IN JAPANESE][SPEAKS IN JAPANESE]106801:02:03,61301:02:05,739This could literally not get any weirder.This could literally not get any weirder.106901:02:06,19901:02:08,742It can get weirder.It can get weirder.107001:02:08,91001:02:11,995I just washed my hands. That's why they're wet.I just washed my hands. That's why they're wet.107101:02:12,58001:02:14,039No other reason.No other reason.107201:02:21,75601:02:23,465ALL: You're like me.ALL: You're like me.107301:02:26,51101:02:27,636My name is Peter Parker.My name is Peter Parker.107401:02:27,80401:02:29,221My name is Peni Parker.My name is Peni Parker.107501:02:29,38901:02:31,223My name is Peter Porker.My name is Peter Porker.107601:02:31,39101:02:34,434

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NOIR: I was bitten

by a radioactive spider.

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I was bitten by a radioactive pig.

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NOIR: In my universe, it's 1933,

and I'm a private eye.

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I like to drink egg creams,

and I like to fight Nazis. A lot.

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PENI: I'm from New York

in the year 3145.

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108001:02:44,19501:02:47,531I have a psychic link with a spider who lives inside my father's robot.I have a psychic link with a spider who lives inside my father's robot.108101:02:47,69901:02:50,075And we're best friends. Forever.And we're best friends. Forever.108201:02:50,24301:02:52,160Sometimes I let matches burn down to my fingertips...Sometimes I let matches burn down to my fingertips...108301:02:52,32801:02:54,830...just to feel something, anything. Aw....just to feel something, anything. Aw.108401:02:54,99801:02:56,498

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PORKER: I'm a photographer

for the Daily Beagle.

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108501:02:56,66601:02:58,959When I'm not pooching around, I'm working like a dog...When I'm not pooching around, I'm working like a dog...108601:02:59,12701:03:00,836...trying to sniff out the latest story....trying to sniff out the latest story.108701:03:01,00401:03:02,796♪ I frolic and I dance And I do this with my pants ♪♪ I frolic and I dance And I do this with my pants ♪108801:03:02,96401:03:04,756Okay! Enough!Okay! Enough!108901:03:05,34101:03:07,884So, uh, how did you get here?So, uh, how did you get here?109001:03:08,05201:03:10,178Well, it's kind of a long story.Well, it's kind of a long story.109101:03:15,14301:03:16,476Maybe not that long.Maybe not that long.109201:03:16,64401:03:20,105And now we're just trying to find a way home.And now we're just trying to find a way home.109301:03:21,27401:03:25,193The only way home is back through that collider gizmo. The only trouble is...The only way home is back through that collider gizmo. The only trouble is...109401:03:25,36101:03:28,780One of us has to stay behind and destroy it.One of us has to stay behind and destroy it.109501:03:28,94801:03:30,073ALL: I'll do it.ALL: I'll do it.109601:03:30,24101:03:32,576No, no, no. You guys don't get it.No, no, no. You guys don't get it.109701:03:32,74401:03:34,578Don't get what?Don't get what?109801:03:34,78701:03:37,122[ALL GRUNTING][ALL GRUNTING]109901:03:39,04201:03:41,918None of you can stay here. If you stay here, you'll die.None of you can stay here. If you stay here, you'll die.110001:03:42,54501:03:44,671I'm the guy who's gonna turn it off.I'm the guy who's gonna turn it off.110101:03:44,83901:03:48,467And I'm gonna get you all home before I do.And I'm gonna get you all home before I do.110201:03:48,63501:03:52,763Look, I made a promise. So I have to keep it.Look, I made a promise. So I have to keep it.110301:03:53,26401:03:54,556[♪♪♪][♪♪♪]110401:03:57,56001:03:58,644Who are you again?Who are you again?110501:03:58,81101:03:59,853This is Miles.This is Miles.110601:04:00,02101:04:02,189- And he's gonna save the multiverse. - Yeah, man.- And he's gonna save the multiverse. - Yeah, man.110701:04:02,35701:04:05,984This kid can turn himself invisible. Watch this. He can do it now.This kid can turn himself invisible. Watch this. He can do it now.110801:04:06,15201:04:07,569[GRUNTS][GRUNTS]110901:04:08,86301:04:11,823- I can't do it on command. - He can't do it on command.- I can't do it on command. - He can't do it on command.111001:04:11,99101:04:14,493But it is cool. Show 'em the zappy thing, Miles.But it is cool. Show 'em the zappy thing, Miles.111101:04:14,95201:04:15,786[GRUNTS][GRUNTS]111201:04:16,45401:04:19,665- Can't do it on command. - He can't do it on command.- Can't do it on command. - He can't do it on command.111301:04:19,83201:04:21,833But he can do so much more. What else do you do?But he can do so much more. What else do you do?111401:04:22,00101:04:24,503- Just those two things. - Just those two things.- Just those two things. - Just those two things.111501:04:25,38001:04:26,588

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NOIR: Aw, man.

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111601:04:26,75601:04:31,176Look, I've seen him in action. He's got potential.Look, I've seen him in action. He's got potential.111701:04:32,42801:04:34,805I think he's gonna get us home.I think he's gonna get us home.111801:04:36,84901:04:39,768Okay, little fella, Kingpin's gonna send a lot of mugs after ya.Okay, little fella, Kingpin's gonna send a lot of mugs after ya.111901:04:39,93601:04:43,980I'm talkin' hard boys, real biscuit boxers. Can you fight them all off at once?I'm talkin' hard boys, real biscuit boxers. Can you fight them all off at once?112001:04:44,14801:04:46,316I haven't actually fought anyone.I haven't actually fought anyone.112101:04:46,48401:04:47,943Surprise attack!Surprise attack!112201:04:49,32001:04:51,154Can you rewire a mainframe while being shot at?Can you rewire a mainframe while being shot at?112301:04:51,32201:04:52,155Can I what?Can I what?112401:04:52,32301:04:53,490- Show me! - Surprise attack!- Show me! - Surprise attack!112501:04:54,07501:04:56,159Can you swing and flip with the grace of a trained dancer?Can you swing and flip with the grace of a trained dancer?112601:04:56,32701:04:58,120Can you close off your feelings so you don't get crippled...Can you close off your feelings so you don't get crippled...112701:04:58,28701:04:59,996...by the moral ambiguity of your violent actions?...by the moral ambiguity of your violent actions?112801:05:00,16401:05:02,165Can you help your aunt create an online dating profile...Can you help your aunt create an online dating profile...112901:05:02,33301:05:04,167...so she can get out of the dang house once in a while?...so she can get out of the dang house once in a while?113001:05:04,33501:05:06,837Can you float through the air when you smell a delicious pie?Can you float through the air when you smell a delicious pie?113101:05:07,67201:05:08,922- Can you be strong? - Ruthless?- Can you be strong? - Ruthless?113201:05:09,09001:05:10,632- Disciplined? - I don't know. Maybe.- Disciplined? - I don't know. Maybe.113301:05:10,80001:05:12,426- Psychic? - Show me some moxie, soldier!- Psychic? - Show me some moxie, soldier!113401:05:12,59301:05:16,888Above all, no matter how many times you get hit, can you get back up?Above all, no matter how many times you get hit, can you get back up?113501:05:17,05601:05:18,849

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NOIR: 'Cause when a Spider-Man

is on the floor...

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PORKER: When you think

you can't keep goin'...

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GWEN: Come on, Miles.

PENI: Come on. You can do it.

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-GWEN: You can do this.

-Guys, cool it.

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113901:05:25,02201:05:27,774- Come on. You can do it! - Get up, Miles.- Come on. You can do it! - Get up, Miles.114001:05:27,94201:05:30,068Come on, Miles. Get up.Come on, Miles. Get up.114101:05:36,40901:05:38,577You need to be more honest with yourself about this.You need to be more honest with yourself about this.114201:05:38,74501:05:41,371

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-He's not ready. It's obvious.

-NOIR: There's no way. He's just a kid.

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GWEN: If he can't do this,

we have to stay and do it for him.

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114401:05:44,00001:05:46,084He's looking right at us while we talk about him.He's looking right at us while we talk about him.114501:05:46,25201:05:47,502[CLANKING][CLANKING]114601:05:48,59101:05:49,716Miles? Miles?Miles? Miles?114701:05:53,13701:05:55,973You see that? He can, uh...You see that? He can, uh...114801:05:56,14001:05:58,308He can turn invisible.He can turn invisible.114901:05:58,93501:06:00,561[♪♪♪][♪♪♪]115001:06:00,97901:06:04,022♪ When it gets dark outside ♪♪ When it gets dark outside ♪115101:06:04,39901:06:07,192♪ In you I confide ♪♪ In you I confide ♪115201:06:07,65201:06:11,405♪ You help me face my demons I won't hide ♪♪ You help me face my demons I won't hide ♪115301:06:11,57301:06:13,365

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JEFFERSON: Miles,

what is going on with you?

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115401:06:13,53301:06:16,201Nobody's heard from you. We don't know what's going on.Nobody's heard from you. We don't know what's going on.115501:06:16,36901:06:19,037If you're hidin' something from us, you need to come clean.If you're hidin' something from us, you need to come clean.115601:06:19,20501:06:20,664You call me back. Now.You call me back. Now.115701:06:22,66701:06:24,960He's not answering me either.He's not answering me either.115801:06:27,42201:06:31,884It's Aaron. I'm outta town for a few days. I'll hit you when I'm back. Peace.It's Aaron. I'm outta town for a few days. I'll hit you when I'm back. Peace.115901:06:32,05101:06:33,927Aaron, it's Jeff.Aaron, it's Jeff.116001:06:34,42901:06:36,930Look, I need you to call me if you've heard from Miles.Look, I need you to call me if you've heard from Miles.116101:06:37,51501:06:39,349He has a...He has a...116201:06:39,76701:06:42,102He has a soft spot for you...He has a soft spot for you...116301:06:43,27101:06:45,147...and we haven't heard from him....and we haven't heard from him.116401:06:45,31501:06:48,567And you know I wouldn't reach out if this wasn't important.And you know I wouldn't reach out if this wasn't important.116501:06:48,98501:06:50,777Hope you're good.Hope you're good.116601:06:52,36301:06:53,989

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MILES: Dear Uncle Aaron.

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I gotta do something, and I don't know if I can do it.I gotta do something, and I don't know if I can do it.116801:06:59,45401:07:01,622I'm scared, man.I'm scared, man.116901:07:02,33201:07:06,251I'm just tired of lettin' everybody down.I'm just tired of lettin' everybody down.117001:07:09,57301:07:12,158You're the only one I can talk to.You're the only one I can talk to.117101:07:13,36901:07:14,786I just wish you were here.I just wish you were here.117201:07:14,95401:07:16,079[CLATTERING][CLATTERING]117301:07:38,18501:07:39,602[♪♪♪][♪♪♪]117401:08:09,63301:08:10,633[PHONE BUZZES][PHONE BUZZES]117501:08:10,80101:08:12,176Hello, Mr. Fisk.Hello, Mr. Fisk.117601:08:12,67801:08:15,597I've got the security tapes from the tunnel right here.I've got the security tapes from the tunnel right here.117701:08:15,76401:08:18,975If the kid's out there, I'll find him.If the kid's out there, I'll find him.117801:08:20,76901:08:23,187You know me, sir. I don't ever quit.You know me, sir. I don't ever quit.117901:08:23,98101:08:26,316[♪♪♪][♪♪♪]118001:09:43,43501:09:45,561[PANTING][PANTING]118101:09:52,77801:09:54,988[♪♪♪][♪♪♪]118201:09:56,49001:09:59,033♪ Personal insanity, got it like the alley Turn it up against the rally ♪♪ Personal insanity, got it like the alley Turn it up against the rally ♪118301:09:59,20101:10:01,411♪ You're running it while they're counting Keepin' score, got the tally ♪♪ You're running it while they're counting Keepin' score, got the tally ♪118401:10:01,57801:10:03,871♪ Knock 'em off at the finale Go, go! ♪♪ Knock 'em off at the finale Go, go! ♪118501:10:04,16401:10:05,707♪ They don't want it, yeah ♪♪ They don't want it, yeah ♪118601:10:08,71101:10:10,169♪ They don't want it, yeah ♪♪♪ They don't want it, yeah ♪♪118701:10:11,54701:10:13,256This is...This is...118801:10:13,63201:10:15,383- Purple. - No.- Purple. - No.118901:10:15,55101:10:16,634- Blue? - No.- Blue? - No.119001:10:16,80201:10:18,302Has anyone heard from Miles?Has anyone heard from Miles?119101:10:18,47001:10:20,763Look, he's just clearing his head. I know the kid.Look, he's just clearing his head. I know the kid.119201:10:20,93101:10:22,557He's got what it takes.He's got what it takes.119301:10:23,01701:10:27,103I bet you he's gonna come back through that door, recharged and ready to fight.I bet you he's gonna come back through that door, recharged and ready to fight.119401:10:27,27101:10:29,188

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-My uncle.

-PETER: Hey, where have you been?

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119501:10:29,35601:10:31,774My uncle Aaron, he's the Prowler.My uncle Aaron, he's the Prowler.119601:10:31,94201:10:34,861

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-PETER: Slow down, Miles.

-He works for Kingpin. He tried to kill me!

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119701:10:35,02901:10:36,738This is a pretty hard-core origin story.This is a pretty hard-core origin story.119801:10:36,90501:10:39,032It's okay. We're gonna figure it out.It's okay. We're gonna figure it out.119901:10:39,19901:10:42,326- Were you followed? - No, I don't think so.- Were you followed? - No, I don't think so.120001:10:43,57901:10:44,537[CLANKING][CLANKING]120101:10:47,79101:10:49,125[DOORBELL RINGS][DOORBELL RINGS]120201:10:51,00301:10:54,672- Cute place. Real homey. - Oh, great. It's Liv.- Cute place. Real homey. - Oh, great. It's Liv.120301:10:54,84001:10:56,716I guess I was followed.I guess I was followed.120401:10:56,88401:10:57,925Oh, no.Oh, no.120501:10:58,09301:10:59,761Get out of here, kid.Get out of here, kid.120601:10:59,92801:11:03,931You messed up bigtime, kid. Very sloppy.You messed up bigtime, kid. Very sloppy.120701:11:04,09901:11:06,142[SPEAKING IN SPANISH][SPEAKING IN SPANISH]120801:11:06,31001:11:09,312Let me guess. You're Scorpion. Well, we're the Spider gang.Let me guess. You're Scorpion. Well, we're the Spider gang.120901:11:09,48001:11:11,397Would you mind taking this outside?Would you mind taking this outside?121001:11:11,56501:11:13,733

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NOIR: We don't pick the ballroom,

we just dance.

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Ooh, I think I'll be taking that.

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(ALL GRUNTING)

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Stand, niñito, dale. Prepárate a morir.

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MILES: Aw. Man, stupid pillows.

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(♪♪♪)

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I said, take it outside!

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I got it!

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I got this, buddy.

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Leave the kid alone!

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No, no, no! No!

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You gotta go, man.

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WOMAN: (OVER RADIO)

All vehicles, we have a disturbance...

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...involving multiple Spider... people?

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Yeah. On my way.

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(SIREN WAILING)

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PROWLER: Give me that thing.

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Don't be stupid, kid. Hand it over, now!

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Nowhere left to run.

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Miles?

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Uncle Aaron.

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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

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Please, Uncle Aaron.

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KINGPIN: Prowler.

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What are you waitin' for? Finish it.

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(GUNSHOT)

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(KINGPIN GRUNTS)

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Get out of here!

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(FOOTSTEPS STOMPING ON ROOF)

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(AARON PANTING)

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No.

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Miles.

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Uncle Aaron.

_________________________________

This is my fault.

_________________________________

No, Miles.

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I'm sorry.

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I wanted you to look up to me.

_________________________________

I let you down, man. I let you down.

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You're the best of all of us, Miles.

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You're on your way.

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Just keep going.

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Just keep going.

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(♪♪♪)

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER OVER RADIO)

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Hands up!

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Put your arms up. Now!

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Turn around.

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Hey! Hey!

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Aaron. Aaron, no. No!

_________________________________

All units.

_________________________________

I want an APB on a new Spider-Man.

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Hey, bud.

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You okay?

_________________________________

We've all been there. You know, for me...

_________________________________

...it was my Uncle Ben...

_________________________________

For me, it was my Uncle Benjamin.

_________________________________

For me, it was my father.

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For me, it was my best friend.

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Miles, the hardest thing

about this job is...

_________________________________

...you can't always save everybody...

_________________________________

Look, it was my fault.

You wouldn't understand.

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Miles, we're probably the only ones

who do understand.

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Oh, no.

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(HIP-HOP PLAYING

OVER HEADPHONES)

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♪ Who in here trying to start a riot? ♪

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That way, that way.

_________________________________

Other way, other way,

other way, other way.

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Hey there.

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Do animals talk in this dimension?

'Cause I don't wanna freak him out.

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♪ Brooklyn stand up, stand up

You better just fix your... ♪♪

_________________________________

What's going on?

_________________________________

Bye, Miles.

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-Miles, I came to say goodbye.

-We can say goodbye at the collider.

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You're not getting it. You're staying here.

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I need to be there.

So you can all go home.

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They are going home, Miles.

I'm the only one stayin'.

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You're taking my place?

If you stay here, you'll die.

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I'm doing what needs to be done.

I just wanted you to hear it from me.

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What about MJ?

_________________________________

Not everything works out, kid.

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I need the goober.

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Please don't make me take it from you.

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That's not fair!

You gotta tell them I can do this.

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It wasn't their decision.

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I gotta make Kingpin pay!

You have to let me make him pay!

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Miles, you're gonna get yourself killed.

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But I'm ready. I promise!

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Then venom-strike me right now.

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Or turn invisible on command

so you can get past me.

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(GRUNTING)

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Look, I know how much you

want this, kid.

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NOIR: Poor little guy.

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PETER: But you don't have it yet.

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I'm sorry.

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When will I know I'm ready?

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You won't. It's a leap of faith.

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That's all it is, Miles.

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A leap of faith.

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(♪♪♪)

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(MILES GRUNTING)

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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

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JEFFERSON: Miles.

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Miles, it's your dad.

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Please open the door.

_________________________________

Miles, I can see your

shadow movin' around.

_________________________________

Yeah, okay, I get it. I get it.

You're still ignoring me.

_________________________________

Look, can we talk for a minute?

_________________________________

Something...

_________________________________

Something happened to...

_________________________________

Look, sometimes people

drift apart, Miles.

_________________________________

And I don't want that to

happen to us, okay?

_________________________________

I know I don't always do

what you need me to do

_________________________________

or say what you need me to say.

_________________________________

I see this spark in you. It's amazing.

It's why I push you.

_________________________________

But it's yours.

_________________________________

Whatever you choose to do with it,

you'll be great.

_________________________________

Look, call me when you can. Okay?

_________________________________

I love you.

_________________________________

You don't have to say it back, though.

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

(♪♪♪)

_________________________________

(YAWNS)

_________________________________

(BLACKWAY & BLACK CAVIAR'S

"WHAT'S UP DANGER" PLAYING)

_________________________________

♪ 200 miles per hour

With a blindfold on ♪

_________________________________

♪ Mama always asking

"Where did I go wrong?" ♪

_________________________________

Took you long enough.

_________________________________

♪ What's up, danger? ♪

_________________________________

JEFFERSON: I see this spark

in you. It's amazing.

_________________________________

Whatever you choose to do with it,

you'll be great.

_________________________________

RIO: Our family doesn't run from things.

_________________________________

AARON: You're the best of all of us,

Miles. You're on your way.

_________________________________

Just keep going.

_________________________________

MILES: When do I know

I'm Spider-Man?

_________________________________

PETER: You won't.

_________________________________

That's all it is, Miles.

_________________________________

A leap of faith.

_________________________________

♪ Like what's up, danger? ♪

_________________________________

♪ Like what's up, danger? ♪

_________________________________

♪ Like what's up, danger? ♪

_________________________________

♪ Like what's up, danger?

_________________________________

MAY: Made 'em myself.

_________________________________

They fit perfectly.

_________________________________

-♪ Can't stop me now ♪

-♪ Traveled 200 miles ♪

_________________________________

♪ I'm knockin' at your door

And I don't really care ♪

_________________________________

-♪ If you ain't done wrong ♪

-♪ I said I got you now ♪

_________________________________

♪ What's up, danger?

Don't be a stranger ♪

_________________________________

♪ I'm right here at your door ♪

_________________________________

♪ I won't leave, I want more ♪

_________________________________

♪ What's up, danger? ♪

_________________________________

♪ Yeah, what's up, danger? ♪

_________________________________

MILES: Whoo!

_________________________________

-♪ Can't stop me now ♪

-♪ I like high chances that I might lose ♪

_________________________________

♪ I like it all on the edge

Just like you, hey ♪

_________________________________

♪ I like tall buildings

So I can leap off of 'em ♪

_________________________________

♪ I go hard with it

No matter how dark it is ♪

_________________________________

♪ Come on, what's up, danger? ♪♪

_________________________________

(EXHALES)

_________________________________

(♪♪♪)

_________________________________

PENI: Kingpin has a private

elevator entrance...

_________________________________

...from his penthouse

to the collider below...

_________________________________

NOIR: Didn't count

on having an audience.

_________________________________

(CHATTERING)

_________________________________

ALL: You gotta be kidding me.

_________________________________

Thank you. It's nice to be with you

this evening to celebrate Spider-Man.

_________________________________

He and I were very close.

_________________________________

-What a pig.

-I'm right here.

_________________________________

Hold on. Get a load of how

the waiters are dressed.

_________________________________

It's in poor taste, but...

_________________________________

It can't be that easy.

_________________________________

It's that easy.

_________________________________

KINGPIN: I just wanna thank Mary Jane

Parker for being here this evening.

_________________________________

MJ?

_________________________________

Pay attention.

It's not your MJ, Peter, okay?

_________________________________

-I'm sorry, I'll be right back.

-Shh!

_________________________________

Peter! Come here. Trust me. I've been

there. You gotta move on, buddy.

_________________________________

It will take one second.

Let me just... Oh!

_________________________________

-Hello.

-Oh, wow.

_________________________________

Um... I just wondered if we could

have some more bread at table 12.

_________________________________

Yeah.

_________________________________

I'm just, uh... I'm really sorry.

_________________________________

Oh! Heh. Don't be sorry. It's just bread.

_________________________________

I wasn't there for you

when you needed me.

_________________________________

-Mm-hm.

-I didn't even try.

_________________________________

That's fine. You know,

I should really get going.

_________________________________

I know I could do better if I just had

another chance to give you, uh...

_________________________________

...the bread that you deserve...

_________________________________

-Are you okay?

-We'll take care of that bread right now.

_________________________________

Well, it's been nice, uh, talking to you.

_________________________________

For you, they should fill this

place up with fresh bread.

_________________________________

-You all right, man?

-Oh, yeah. Totally.

_________________________________

GWEN: Good, 'cause we are

not getting any bread.

_________________________________

(RUMBLING)

_________________________________

KINGPIN: I'm just sorry my family can't

see what we're doing here tonight.

_________________________________

(♪♪♪)

_________________________________

COMPUTER: Initializing primary

ignition sequence.

_________________________________

NOIR: Sleep.

_________________________________

Start the sequence.

_________________________________

MAN: Uploading Vanessa Fisk

and Richard Fisk DNA sequence.

_________________________________

WOMAN: Beginning scan

for dimensional matches.

_________________________________

(♪♪♪)

_________________________________

COMPUTER: Secondary ignition

in five, four...

_________________________________

...three, Two, one.

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

(PETER GRUNTS)

_________________________________

Peter, you don't have

to stay behind. I can do it.

_________________________________

It's okay.

_________________________________

I've made up my mind.

_________________________________

I'll put the goober in

and take over the beam.

_________________________________

After you're gone, I'll blow it up.

_________________________________

Good luck, guys.

_________________________________

GWEN: They know we're here.

_________________________________

(PETER YELLING)

_________________________________

Nice to see you again, Peter.

_________________________________

(NOIR GRUNTING)

_________________________________

PENI: I got you covered!

_________________________________

These guys are the pits.

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

Why is this always difficult?

_________________________________

DOC OCK: Where you going, Peter?

_________________________________

Any last words?

_________________________________

Can I get a minute to think

about it? You have a pen?

_________________________________

Goodbye, Peter Parker.

_________________________________

(♪♪♪)

_________________________________

Who did that?!

_________________________________

-Miles?

-Spider-Man?

_________________________________

Wow, Miles.

_________________________________

-You're doing it on command!

-It's about time, right?

_________________________________

PORKER: Look who's here!

GWEN: You figured it out.

_________________________________

-I love you! I am so proud of you!

-Ha, ha, ha.

_________________________________

Do I want kids?

_________________________________

Oh, yeah, I forgot about her.

_________________________________

-Well, that doesn't look promising.

-No, it doesn't.

_________________________________

SCIENTIST: I've got genetic

matches. Hold on.

_________________________________

It's too risky.

_________________________________

Shut up and turn it up.

_________________________________

PETER: On your left!

MILES: On your right!

_________________________________

PETER: I got five o'clock!

Three o'clock! Two o'clock!

_________________________________

Every direction!

_________________________________

Get to a shelter. I'll be right there.

_________________________________

(SPEAKS IN SPANISH)

_________________________________

(IN ENGLISH) I tried the school,

but I can't get through.

_________________________________

MILES: Guys, are you seeing this?

_________________________________

GWEN: Looks like our dimensions

are coming to us.

_________________________________

PETER: Does look cool though, right?

_________________________________

GWEN: We gotta get back up there.

_________________________________

NOIR: Is that all you got? You gonna

fight or you just bumping gums?

_________________________________

You hard-boiled turtle slapper!

_________________________________

(GASPING)

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________

(SPEAKS IN SPANISH)

_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)

_________________________________

(IN ENGLISH) What are you,

some kind of silly cartoon?

_________________________________

You got a problem with cartoons?

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

Blammo!

_________________________________

Aww. Did that feel like a cartoon?

_________________________________

(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

_________________________________

Gwen!

_________________________________

I like your suit.

_________________________________

Thanks. I made it myself.

_________________________________

PETER: That was adorable, team!

Now, hold on tight!

_________________________________

GWEN: Buckle up, guys.

This is gonna take a while.

_________________________________

(CACKLING)

_________________________________

(HORN HONKS)

_________________________________

All right. Never mind.

_________________________________

Let's end this thing.

_________________________________

Guys, I got it.

_________________________________

I'll go. I'm the one with the goo...

_________________________________

Oh, you gotta be kidding me.

_________________________________

Don't watch the mouth.

Watch the hands.

_________________________________

(♪♪♪)

_________________________________

PETER: Miles!

GWEN: Be careful!

_________________________________

Whoo! That was crazy.

_________________________________

We taught him that, right?

_________________________________

I didn't teach him that.

And you definitely didn't.

_________________________________

(♪♪♪)

_________________________________

NOIR: You okay?

_________________________________

Come on.

_________________________________

Guys, I got control of the beam!

Get up here!

_________________________________

COMPUTER: Alert!

Quantum polarity has been reversed.

_________________________________

(YELLS)

_________________________________

GWEN: Guess this is it.

_________________________________

Well, nice to know we're not alone.

_________________________________

-Right?

-GWEN: Yeah.

_________________________________

I got the portal open. You first, Peni.

_________________________________

Thank you, Miles.

_________________________________

From both of us.

_________________________________

I, uh, love you all.

_________________________________

I'm taking this cube thing with me.

_________________________________

I don't understand it.

_________________________________

But I will.

_________________________________

PORKER: I want you to have this.

_________________________________

It'll fit in your pocket.

_________________________________

That's all, folks.

_________________________________

PETER: Is he allowed

to say that, legally?

_________________________________

Do I get to like the hairdo now?

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

You know I'm older than you.

_________________________________

15 months, but it's pretty

significant if you ask me.

_________________________________

Well, Einstein said time

was relative, right?

_________________________________

Heh. Nice.

_________________________________

Friends?

_________________________________

Friends.

_________________________________

Cool.

_________________________________

See you around, Spider-Man.

_________________________________

Your turn.

_________________________________

Yeah, yeah. Right.

_________________________________

You're not going anywhere!

_________________________________

I'll hold him off. You shut this down.

_________________________________

Peter, that wasn't the deal!

_________________________________

Push the green button!

Do not wait for me!

_________________________________

-Ahh! What are you doing?

-You gotta go home!

_________________________________

This guy could kill you!

I can't let Spider-Man die.

_________________________________

Neither can I.

_________________________________

It's okay.

_________________________________

Yeah, it is okay.

_________________________________

You gotta go home, man.

_________________________________

How do I know I'm not

gonna mess it up again?

_________________________________

You won't.

_________________________________

Heh. Right.

_________________________________

It's a leap of faith.

_________________________________

Not bad, kid.

_________________________________

(♪♪♪)

_________________________________

Kingpin!

_________________________________

Nope!

_________________________________

Sorry! That's cheating.

_________________________________

Adiós.

_________________________________

I gotta get to that button.

_________________________________

Oh, no.

_________________________________

Not so easy doing it on your own, is it?

_________________________________

I can't wait to kill

one more Spider-Man.

_________________________________

(VANESSA SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

_________________________________

-Where am I?

-What?

_________________________________

Wilson?

_________________________________

-Is this what you want, man?

-VANESSA: What are you doing?

_________________________________

Vanessa. Vanessa.

_________________________________

-What are we doing here?

-I don't know, Richard.

_________________________________

It's me. You know me.

_________________________________

VANESSA: We're leaving now.

_________________________________

Don't go.

_________________________________

Stay with me.

_________________________________

Please!

_________________________________

You're not stopping this. Not today.

_________________________________

I am stopping this. Right now!

_________________________________

I need backup.

_________________________________

(INDISTINCT CHATTER ON RADIO)

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

Come on.

_________________________________

The real Spider-Man

couldn't even beat me.

_________________________________

You're nothing!

_________________________________

You took my family.

_________________________________

And now I'm gonna make sure

you never see yours again.

_________________________________

(YELLS)

_________________________________

(♪♪♪)

_________________________________

Get up, Spider-Man.

_________________________________

Get up! Come on!

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

Come on. Come on. Come on.

_________________________________

(♪♪♪)

_________________________________

I'll always have my family.

_________________________________

You ever hear of the shoulder touch?

_________________________________

What?

_________________________________

(IN DEEP VOICE) Hey.

_________________________________

(IN NORMAL VOICE) Hey, Kingpin!

Push the green button for me!

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

(♪♪♪)

_________________________________

(PANTING)

_________________________________

(JEFFERSON COUGHING)

_________________________________

(SIRENS WAILING)

_________________________________

(CELL PHONE BUZZING)

_________________________________

Miles? Miles? Are you okay?

_________________________________

Yeah, I'm okay.

_________________________________

You're probably busy...

_________________________________

No! I can talk, I can talk.

_________________________________

Look, so I came by earlier because, uh...

_________________________________

-Your uncle...

-I know, Dad.

_________________________________

I am so sorry.

_________________________________

Yeah.

_________________________________

Do you know who did it?

_________________________________

I thought I did.

_________________________________

But I was wrong.

_________________________________

Look, Miles, what I said at the door...

_________________________________

...it wasn't just talk.

_________________________________

Look, you know, I was thinking

maybe we could find a nice wall...

_________________________________

...privately owned,

like at the police station...

_________________________________

...and you could, um, "throw up"

some of your art.

_________________________________

Man, I'm bad at this.

_________________________________

Okay, Miles. Miles? You there?

_________________________________

Oh, come on, man. C-Mobile!

_________________________________

-(IN DEEP VOICE) Officer.

-Spider-Man!

_________________________________

Listen, um, down there, that was...

_________________________________

I mean, I owe you...

_________________________________

Okay!

_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT)

_________________________________

I look forward to workin' with you.

_________________________________

Heh, heh. Yeah, me, too. I guess.

_________________________________

I don't approve of your methods...

_________________________________

...but we're just gonna

have to agree to disagree.

_________________________________

Thank you for your bravery tonight.

_________________________________

-I love you.

-Heh, heh.

_________________________________

Wait, what?

_________________________________

(IN NORMAL VOICE)

And look behind you!

_________________________________

(♪♪♪)

_________________________________

(CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING)

_________________________________

All right. Cool. Yeah.

_________________________________

-Thanks, Spider-Man.

-Spider-Man, a su servicio. Thank you.

_________________________________

-Hey, man. What's up, little man?

-MAN: New Spider-Man.

_________________________________

Yeah. Yeah, I'm the new

Spider-Man. Check it out.

_________________________________

Whoa!

_________________________________

That was part of the move.

_________________________________

Okay, let's do this one last time,

yeah? For real this time. This is it.

_________________________________

My name is Miles Morales.

I was bitten by a radioactive spider.

_________________________________

And for like two days,

I've been the one and only Spider-Man.

_________________________________

I think you know the rest.

_________________________________

I finished my essay.

_________________________________

Saved a bunch of people.

_________________________________

-Got hit by a drone.

-Ouch!

_________________________________

I did this with my dad.

_________________________________

Met my roommate. Finally.

_________________________________

Slapped a sticker where my dad's

never gonna find it.

_________________________________

And when I feel alone, like no one

understands what I'm going through...

_________________________________

...I remember my friends who get it.

_________________________________

(DOORBELL RINGS)

_________________________________

I never thought I'd be able

to do any of this stuff.

_________________________________

But I can.

_________________________________

Anyone can wear the mask.

_________________________________

You could wear the mask.

_________________________________

If you didn't know that before,

I hope you do now.

_________________________________

'Cause I'm Spider-Man.

_________________________________

And I'm not the only one.

_________________________________

Not by a long shot.

_________________________________

♪ Needless to say I keep her in check ♪

_________________________________

♪ She was all bad-bad, nevertheless ♪

_________________________________

♪ Callin' it quits now

Baby, I'm a wreck ♪♪

_________________________________

GWEN: Miles. Miles!

_________________________________

You got a minute?

_________________________________

(♪♪♪)

_________________________________

♪ Stepped out of my zone ♪

_________________________________

♪ I had to get out all alone ♪

_________________________________

♪ And figure it out on my own ♪

_________________________________

♪ And I know what I really want now ♪

_________________________________

♪ Can't stop me, can't break me ♪

_________________________________

♪ What don't kill me gon' make me ♪

_________________________________

♪ Shoot for the stars, no safety

And now I see clear in HD ♪

_________________________________

♪ Gotta go hard

Gotta go hard ♪

_________________________________

♪ I ain't got time to waste

I ain't got time ♪

_________________________________

♪ I gotta go high

Gotta go high ♪

_________________________________

♪ I gotta elevate I gotta elevate ♪

_________________________________

♪ They wanna fight They wanna fight ♪

_________________________________

♪ I'm just gon' let 'em hate

I'm just gon' let 'em hate ♪

_________________________________

♪ I gotta go high

Gotta go high ♪

_________________________________

♪ I gotta elevate I gotta elevate ♪

_________________________________

♪ You gotta choose a side

You gotta choose a side ♪

_________________________________

♪ You better keep

You better do what's right ♪

_________________________________

♪ Or you gonna lose the fight ♪

_________________________________

♪ Gotta go hard ♪

_________________________________

♪ Gotta choose a side

I'm gon' let 'em hate ♪

_________________________________

♪ You better

Gotta go high ♪

_________________________________

♪ You better do what's right

I gotta elevate ♪

_________________________________

♪ Heroes never die ♪

_________________________________

♪ I'm a web slinger

To a gunslinger ♪

_________________________________

♪ No millimeter

This is my arena ♪

_________________________________

♪ I'm the black widow

With the best stinger ♪

_________________________________

♪ And I'll make you scream

Like a bad singer ♪

_________________________________

♪ I'm everything that you

Wanna be plus more ♪

_________________________________

♪ Since there's no heroes anymore ♪

_________________________________

♪ Jump out the window

Him with the mask on ♪

_________________________________

♪ Who the bad man

That our man gotta bash on? ♪

_________________________________

♪ Oh, we'll never link up

Blink and you will see us ♪

_________________________________

♪ Young prince 'bout to ink up

See me in the NYC ♪

_________________________________

♪ You can never swing by me ♪

_________________________________

♪ Oh, we'll never link up

Blink and you will see us ♪

_________________________________

♪ Young prince 'bout to ink up

See me in the NYC ♪

_________________________________

♪ Home of the B.I.G., yo ♪

_________________________________

♪ They just slander me

I just plan to be ♪

_________________________________

♪ Something powerful for my family ♪

_________________________________

♪ Tried to balance life

And my sanity ♪

_________________________________

♪ Show a different side of humanity ♪

_________________________________

♪ So amazing, keep upraising ♪

_________________________________

♪ Save you from a home invasion ♪

_________________________________

♪ Chasing robbers from the bank ♪

_________________________________

♪ You facing friendly

Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

_________________________________

♪ Gotta go hard ♪

_________________________________

♪ I ain't got time to waste

I ain't got time ♪

_________________________________

♪ I gotta go high

Gotta go high ♪

_________________________________

♪ I gotta elevate I gotta elevate ♪♪ I gotta elevate I gotta elevate ♪169401:47:10,32601:47:11,869♪ They wanna fight They wanna fight ♪♪ They wanna fight They wanna fight ♪169501:47:12,03601:47:13,996♪ I'm just gon' let 'em hate I'm just gon' let 'em hate ♪♪ I'm just gon' let 'em hate I'm just gon' let 'em hate ♪169601:47:14,16301:47:15,539♪ I gotta go high Gotta go high ♪♪ I gotta go high Gotta go high ♪169701:47:15,70701:47:17,207♪ I gotta elevate I gotta elevate ♪♪ I gotta elevate I gotta elevate ♪169801:47:17,37501:47:19,418♪ Okay, I fight crime Through the nighttime ♪♪ Okay, I fight crime Through the nighttime ♪169901:47:19,58601:47:21,378♪ When the lights shine, I go python ♪♪ When the lights shine, I go python ♪170001:47:21,54601:47:23,255♪ I'm falling on my last lifeline ♪♪ I'm falling on my last lifeline ♪170101:47:23,42301:47:25,173♪ There's no way in my right mind ♪♪ There's no way in my right mind ♪170201:47:25,34101:47:26,967♪ My city up on my back tight ♪♪ My city up on my back tight ♪170301:47:27,13501:47:28,844♪ How can I possibly act right? ♪♪ How can I possibly act right? ♪170401:47:29,01201:47:30,679♪ I'm Robin Hood, I'm the black knight ♪♪ I'm Robin Hood, I'm the black knight ♪170501:47:30,84701:47:32,598♪ I know you heard 'bout my last fight ♪♪ I know you heard 'bout my last fight ♪170601:47:32,76501:47:34,558♪ 'Cause I win over and over again ♪♪ 'Cause I win over and over again ♪170701:47:34,72601:47:36,476♪ Battling evil, I'm hoping to win ♪♪ Battling evil, I'm hoping to win ♪170801:47:36,64401:47:38,270♪ Fighting my demons I'm nice for a reason ♪♪ Fighting my demons I'm nice for a reason ♪170901:47:38,43801:47:40,063♪ Enticed with the bleeding I'm showing my sins ♪♪ Enticed with the bleeding I'm showing my sins ♪171001:47:40,23101:47:42,774♪ How can you expect me to stay sane? ♪♪ How can you expect me to stay sane? ♪171101:47:42,94201:47:45,485♪ Protect me My technique go X speed ♪♪ Protect me My technique go X speed ♪171201:47:45,65301:47:47,529♪ On highways and Jet Skis ♪♪ On highways and Jet Skis ♪171301:47:47,69701:47:49,406♪ Look, I ain't got no time To be hanging around nobody ♪♪ Look, I ain't got no time To be hanging around nobody ♪171401:47:49,57401:47:51,283♪ Trying to figure out If they good or evil ♪♪ Trying to figure out If they good or evil ♪171501:47:51,45101:47:52,826♪ I'm fighting the crime Saving your lives ♪♪ I'm fighting the crime Saving your lives ♪171601:47:52,99401:47:55,162♪ One at a time, I'm killing the rhymes I do it for the people ♪♪ One at a time, I'm killing the rhymes I do it for the people ♪171701:47:55,33001:47:56,663♪ I'm Peter Parker Running through The Six ♪♪ I'm Peter Parker Running through The Six ♪171801:47:56,83101:47:58,707♪ With a bag full of tricks, my boy You better choose a side ♪♪ With a bag full of tricks, my boy You better choose a side ♪171901:47:58,87501:48:00,626♪ I may have lost the battle But I will not lose the war ♪♪ I may have lost the battle But I will not lose the war ♪172001:48:00,79301:48:02,419♪ I can promise you I will not lose this time ♪♪ I can promise you I will not lose this time ♪172101:48:02,58701:48:04,379♪ I did it all independent, no Really, y'all, independent ♪♪ I did it all independent, no Really, y'all, independent ♪172201:48:04,54701:48:05,589♪ Now we winning I got my homeys ♪♪ Now we winning I got my homeys ♪172301:48:05,75701:48:07,049♪ Cooking up in the kitchen Intuition say ♪♪ Cooking up in the kitchen Intuition say ♪172401:48:07,21601:48:08,675♪ We gon' have to win And give us the business ♪♪ We gon' have to win And give us the business ♪172501:48:08,88501:48:10,677♪ The world is mine and you Gon' have to pay me attention ♪♪ The world is mine and you Gon' have to pay me attention ♪172601:48:10,84501:48:12,179♪ And I did everything That I did on my own ♪♪ And I did everything That I did on my own ♪172701:48:12,34701:48:14,014♪ I'm the only one for real There can never be a clone ♪♪ I'm the only one for real There can never be a clone ♪172801:48:14,18201:48:15,641♪ Better talk to me nice Better watch your tone ♪♪ Better talk to me nice Better watch your tone ♪172901:48:15,80801:48:17,059♪ And I'm putting on for my home slice ♪♪ And I'm putting on for my home slice ♪173001:48:17,22601:48:18,268♪ So I gotta go hard ♪♪ So I gotta go hard ♪173101:48:19,06201:48:21,313♪ I gotta elevate I gotta elevate ♪♪♪ I gotta elevate I gotta elevate ♪♪173201:48:45,50501:48:47,172[♪♪♪][♪♪♪]173301:49:00,89501:49:04,147♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah We on the way up ♪♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah We on the way up ♪173401:49:04,60701:49:07,693♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah We on the way up ♪♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah We on the way up ♪173501:49:08,27701:49:11,446♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah We on the way up ♪♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah We on the way up ♪173601:49:11,90601:49:14,783♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah We on the way up ♪♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah We on the way up ♪173701:49:17,45301:49:20,706♪ I went from boy to a man, wow Opposition had to stand down ♪♪ I went from boy to a man, wow Opposition had to stand down ♪173801:49:20,87301:49:23,834♪ And I had to make a perfect plan Now I'm on the wave ♪♪ And I had to make a perfect plan Now I'm on the wave ♪173901:49:24,83601:49:28,130♪ I had to fight for the city I had to fight for the people ♪♪ I had to fight for the city I had to fight for the people ♪174001:49:28,54801:49:30,173♪ You gotta do what all leaders do ♪♪ You gotta do what all leaders do ♪174101:49:30,38301:49:32,676♪ Everyone here, we believe in you Know you can be a hero ♪♪ Everyone here, we believe in you Know you can be a hero ♪174201:49:32,84401:49:35,637♪ 'Cause we see you do it And this is the time that we needin' you ♪♪ 'Cause we see you do it And this is the time that we needin' you ♪174301:49:35,80501:49:37,639♪ Everyone is here to see you move ♪♪ Everyone is here to see you move ♪174401:49:37,80701:49:39,391♪ Winnin', we winnin', we winnin' ♪♪ Winnin', we winnin', we winnin' ♪174501:49:39,55901:49:41,184♪ We put a world on a wave ♪♪ We put a world on a wave ♪174601:49:41,97801:49:43,437♪ And every time You swinging through the city ♪♪ And every time You swinging through the city ♪174701:49:43,60401:49:44,771♪ You are saving the day ♪♪ You are saving the day ♪174801:49:44,98101:49:48,316♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah We on the way up ♪♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah We on the way up ♪174901:49:48,81801:49:52,195♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah We on the way up ♪♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah We on the way up ♪175001:49:52,36301:49:55,615♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah We on the way up ♪♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah We on the way up ♪175101:49:56,20001:49:59,619♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah We on the way up ♪♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah We on the way up ♪175201:49:59,78701:50:02,998♪ We had to fight for the town Now there's no villains allowed ♪♪ We had to fight for the town Now there's no villains allowed ♪175301:50:03,49901:50:07,252♪ Everyone cheer in the crowd But I'm still way up, I'm over the clouds ♪♪ Everyone cheer in the crowd But I'm still way up, I'm over the clouds ♪175401:50:07,42001:50:10,422♪ We had to fight for the city Competition was lethal ♪♪ We had to fight for the city Competition was lethal ♪175501:50:10,96501:50:14,426♪ Honestly, it's no biggie I had to do what all leaders do ♪♪ Honestly, it's no biggie I had to do what all leaders do ♪175601:50:14,67701:50:17,846♪ Uh-oh, they don't want it man Uh-oh, they don't want it, I promise ♪♪ Uh-oh, they don't want it man Uh-oh, they don't want it, I promise ♪175701:50:18,34701:50:21,558♪ Uh-oh, they don't want it man Uh-oh, they don't want it, I promise ♪♪ Uh-oh, they don't want it man Uh-oh, they don't want it, I promise ♪175801:50:21,85101:50:25,479♪ Uh-oh, they don't want it man Uh-oh, they can't handle my problems ♪♪ Uh-oh, they don't want it man Uh-oh, they can't handle my problems ♪175901:50:25,64601:50:29,316♪ They always hate on us But they can't do it without us ♪♪ They always hate on us But they can't do it without us ♪176001:50:29,48401:50:32,778♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah We out here cleanin' the streets ♪♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah We out here cleanin' the streets ♪176101:50:33,19601:50:36,573♪ We don't accept the defeat We keep on going until we win ♪♪ We don't accept the defeat We keep on going until we win ♪176201:50:36,74101:50:40,327♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah All of 'em weak in the knees ♪♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah All of 'em weak in the knees ♪176301:50:40,49501:50:42,162♪ Deer in headlights when they freeze ♪♪ Deer in headlights when they freeze ♪176401:50:42,33001:50:43,997♪ But we keep on going on until we win ♪♪ But we keep on going on until we win ♪176501:50:44,16501:50:47,876♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah We on the way up ♪♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah We on the way up ♪176601:50:48,04401:50:51,379♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah We on the way up ♪♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah We on the way up ♪176701:50:51,54701:50:54,966♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah We on the way up ♪♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah We on the way up ♪176801:50:55,17601:50:58,804♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah We on the way up ♪♪♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah We on the way up ♪♪176901:51:14,90401:51:17,239[♪♪♪][♪♪♪]177001:51:30,79501:51:33,922♪ This morning I woke up in a fortress Of distortion ♪♪ This morning I woke up in a fortress Of distortion ♪177101:51:34,09001:51:38,260♪ I'm at war with my emotions I'm at war with, they force me ♪♪ I'm at war with my emotions I'm at war with, they force me ♪177201:51:38,42701:51:40,095♪ Trying to fight for what's right And got sidetracked ♪♪ Trying to fight for what's right And got sidetracked ♪177301:51:40,26301:51:42,222♪ Where your mind at? Never mind that ♪♪ Where your mind at? Never mind that ♪177401:51:42,39001:51:44,558♪ Can't be thinking or blinking You swim or you sink ♪♪ Can't be thinking or blinking You swim or you sink ♪177501:51:44,72501:51:47,394♪ When you leaving it Load them out, whip it ♪♪ When you leaving it Load them out, whip it ♪177601:51:47,97901:51:50,772♪ I stay with my brethren I pray for a chick, my prey in my sights ♪♪ I stay with my brethren I pray for a chick, my prey in my sights ♪177701:51:50,94001:51:54,025♪ So I'm doing what's right And I'm asking no questions ♪♪ So I'm doing what's right And I'm asking no questions ♪177801:51:54,19301:51:57,946♪ I wanna be home free Where's one that was lonely? ♪♪ I wanna be home free Where's one that was lonely? ♪177901:51:58,11401:52:01,408♪ But I'm ready and waiting For my day of salvation ♪♪ But I'm ready and waiting For my day of salvation ♪178001:52:01,57601:52:02,617♪ And I'm patient ♪♪ And I'm patient ♪178101:52:07,54001:52:08,915♪ I'm coming home now ♪♪ I'm coming home now ♪178201:52:09,41701:52:10,709♪ I'm coming home ♪♪ I'm coming home ♪178301:52:15,46401:52:17,048♪ Right where I belong now ♪♪ Right where I belong now ♪178401:52:17,55001:52:19,134♪ Right where I belong ♪♪ Right where I belong ♪178501:52:19,30201:52:21,469♪ They're looking for saviors I'm looking for safety ♪♪ They're looking for saviors I'm looking for safety ♪178601:52:21,63701:52:23,555♪ They're never gonna break me Take me ♪♪ They're never gonna break me Take me ♪178701:52:23,72301:52:26,099♪ Down to my knees Believe I'm never gonna beg ♪♪ Down to my knees Believe I'm never gonna beg ♪178801:52:26,26701:52:28,768♪ Or plead, I never say never But I guarantee ♪♪ Or plead, I never say never But I guarantee ♪178901:52:28,93601:52:30,604♪ Gather my strength Goin' hard in the paint ♪♪ Gather my strength Goin' hard in the paint ♪179001:52:30,77101:52:32,647♪ Paint you all pictures Put on display ♪♪ Paint you all pictures Put on display ♪179101:52:32,81501:52:34,858♪ I'm gonna get it I give, then I take ♪♪ I'm gonna get it I give, then I take ♪179201:52:35,02601:52:36,568♪ Can't take me down now ♪♪ Can't take me down now ♪179301:52:39,07101:52:40,447♪ My feet on the ground now ♪♪ My feet on the ground now ♪179401:52:43,24201:52:44,826♪ Fight till I'm down now ♪♪ Fight till I'm down now ♪179501:52:47,24601:52:48,955♪ Say it out loud now ♪♪ Say it out loud now ♪179601:52:49,12301:52:51,291♪ Say it out loud Are you ready for war? ♪♪ Say it out loud Are you ready for war? ♪179701:52:56,29701:52:58,131♪ I'm coming home now ♪♪ I'm coming home now ♪179801:52:58,29901:52:59,925♪ I'm coming home ♪♪ I'm coming home ♪179901:53:04,51301:53:06,223♪ Right where I belong now ♪♪ Right where I belong now ♪180001:53:06,39001:53:07,599♪ Right where I belong ♪♪♪ Right where I belong ♪♪180101:54:18,17001:54:19,504[♪♪♪][♪♪♪]180201:54:19,79701:54:22,882♪ Oh, Spidey-bells Spidey-bells ♪♪ Oh, Spidey-bells Spidey-bells ♪180301:54:23,05001:54:24,884♪ Swinging through Midtown ♪♪ Swinging through Midtown ♪180401:54:25,05201:54:26,678♪ Oh, what fun to sling a web ♪♪ Oh, what fun to sling a web ♪180501:54:26,84601:54:28,847♪ And take the bad guys down ♪♪ And take the bad guys down ♪180601:54:29,01501:54:30,682♪ Spidey-bells, Spidey-bells ♪♪ Spidey-bells, Spidey-bells ♪180701:54:30,85001:54:32,559♪ Quipping all the time ♪♪ Quipping all the time ♪180801:54:32,72701:54:34,436♪ Oh, what fun to swing around ♪♪ Oh, what fun to swing around ♪180901:54:34,60301:54:36,229♪ New York while fighting crime ♪♪ New York while fighting crime ♪181001:54:36,64701:54:38,231♪ Swinging through the streets ♪♪ Swinging through the streets ♪181101:54:38,39901:54:39,899♪ On a web of spider silk ♪♪ On a web of spider silk ♪181201:54:40,65101:54:42,027♪ Kicking all the butts ♪♪ Kicking all the butts ♪181301:54:42,19401:54:43,820♪ Of villains and their ilk ♪♪ Of villains and their ilk ♪181401:54:43,98801:54:46,072♪ Bombs from Goblins fling Fling! ♪♪ Bombs from Goblins fling Fling! ♪181501:54:46,24001:54:47,949♪ Pumpkins blooming bright Bright! ♪♪ Pumpkins blooming bright Bright! ♪181601:54:48,11701:54:51,244♪ How hard it is to consistently bring Peace to New York all night ♪♪ How hard it is to consistently bring Peace to New York all night ♪181701:54:51,41201:54:53,371♪ Oh, Spidey-bells, might be swell ♪♪ Oh, Spidey-bells, might be swell ♪181801:54:53,53901:54:54,956♪ To do more than fight crime ♪♪ To do more than fight crime ♪181901:54:55,12401:54:58,335♪ I got a lot of qualities That don't get much airtime ♪♪ I got a lot of qualities That don't get much airtime ♪182001:54:58,66901:55:01,004♪ I can sing, I can dance I tell jokes, I act ♪♪ I can sing, I can dance I tell jokes, I act ♪182101:55:01,17201:55:04,716♪ I'd get big, big... Big deal if my agent called me back ♪♪ I'd get big, big... Big deal if my agent called me back ♪182201:55:07,13601:55:14,642♪ Why did I agree To do this stupid song? ♪♪ Why did I agree To do this stupid song? ♪182301:55:15,72801:55:18,104♪ I have a degree ♪♪ I have a degree ♪182401:55:18,81401:55:23,026♪ In chemical engineering ♪♪♪ In chemical engineering ♪♪182501:55:29,49201:55:31,659[♪♪♪][♪♪♪]182601:55:32,57801:55:34,913- You're a bit late. MAN: We can't all be everywhere at once.- You're a bit late. MAN: We can't all be everywhere at once.182701:55:35,08101:55:36,414Little text might've been nice.Little text might've been nice.182801:55:36,58201:55:38,500

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MAN: I was gone for less

than two hours. What happened?

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182901:55:38,66701:55:40,585Okay. I know what it looks like.Okay. I know what it looks like.183001:55:40,75301:55:43,171- But here's the good news. - Oh, here we go.- But here's the good news. - Oh, here we go.183101:55:43,33901:55:45,090The multiverse didn't collapse.The multiverse didn't collapse.183201:55:45,25701:55:46,758- Oh, cool! - Little touch and go.- Oh, cool! - Little touch and go.183301:55:46,92601:55:47,967But it worked out.But it worked out.183401:55:48,13501:55:50,804- Great story. Did you finish the goober? - It's not a goober. It's a gizmo.- Great story. Did you finish the goober? - It's not a goober. It's a gizmo.183501:55:50,97101:55:53,556

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MAN: Do you always

have to call me out?

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It's just really frustrating

and bums me out.

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WOMAN: Don't get excited, Miguel.

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-It's just a prototype.

-MIGUEL: Not excited.

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WOMAN: But you could be

the first person

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to make an autonomous

multiverse jump.

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183901:56:00,18901:56:01,022Or the last.Or the last.184001:56:01,19001:56:03,024So we're just gonna roll the dice on this?So we're just gonna roll the dice on this?184101:56:03,19201:56:06,027So, what you do you say, pal? Where you want to go first?So, what you do you say, pal? Where you want to go first?184201:56:06,19501:56:08,947Let's start at the beginning one last time.Let's start at the beginning one last time.184301:56:09,11501:56:11,199Earth '67.Earth '67.184401:56:11,82601:56:13,326[♪♪♪][♪♪♪]184501:56:13,78601:56:15,286Whoa! What the...?Whoa! What the...?184601:56:15,45401:56:16,287I'm Spider-Man.I'm Spider-Man.184701:56:16,45501:56:18,289- I need you to come with me. - Who the heck are you?- I need you to come with me. - Who the heck are you?184801:56:18,45701:56:20,750I just told you... Listen. I'm from the future.I just told you... Listen. I'm from the future.184901:56:20,91801:56:23,086- How dare you point at me! - You were pointing first.- How dare you point at me! - You were pointing first.185001:56:23,25401:56:25,255- It's rude to point. - You're being very rude.- It's rude to point. - You're being very rude.185101:56:25,79801:56:27,549Which one pointed first?Which one pointed first?185201:56:27,71601:56:29,509Spider-Man pointed first. Obviously.Spider-Man pointed first. Obviously.185301:56:29,67701:56:31,386- You're pointing at me right now. - I'm not pointing.- You're pointing at me right now. - I'm not pointing.185401:56:31,55401:56:32,470Look at your finger.

185501:56:32,63801:56:34,389I'm pointing out your pointing, which is different.

185601:56:34,55701:56:35,890You haven't seen pointing.185701:56:36,05801:56:38,184You're accusing me of pointing while you're...!

185801:56:38,35201:56:40,103[♪♪♪]