That'll do.
No more talk. No more traditions.
You're the King.
your daughter will marry.
are fit to marry my daughter.
They're gonna murder each other.
before it's too late.
-It's all right, Dad.
(CLEARS THROAT) I, um...
I have...
Well, you see, I...
with the Queen.
-Aye, it is.
-She, uh...
-I'd never...
-This is highly irregular.
for any more of this jiggery-pokery.
-That's right. Let's see her.
Well, I, uh...
Uh...
Once there was an ancient kingdom.
and chaos and ruin...
Och, we've all heard that tale.
Lost kingdom.
Aye, but it's true.
can turn the fate of a kingdom.
Bah, it's just a legend.
Legends are lessons.
They ring with truths.
Our kingdom is young.
Our stories are not yet legend.
But in them, our bond was struck.
Our clans were once enemies.
you joined together to defend our lands.
You fought for each other.
You risked everything for each other.
as you ran to Dingwall's aid.
Aye, and I'll never forget it.
and held off the advance.
broke the enemy line.
I was aiming at you, you big tumshie.
is a powerful one.
and you made him your king.
and it lives to this day.
But I've been selfish.
I tore a great rift in our kingdom.
There's no one to blame but me.
and mend our bond.
of my betrothal.
and...
...and...
...break tradition.
My mother...
...the Queen, feels...
that I...
...that we be free to...
...write our own story...
and find love in our own time.
-That's (SNIFFS) beautiful.
to you, my lords.
I have one thing to say.
-This is...
in choosing our fate.
-Aye. Why shouldn't we choose?
But she's the princess.
I did not pick her out. It was your idea.
And you... You feel the same way?
Well, that settles it.
before they win her hand.
If they can.
has a fighting chance.
Fine, then. Seems for once we agree.
-It was my idea in the first place.
Just like your mum.
You devil.
Uh... Everyone to the cellar!
Oh.
(LAUGHS) Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Psst. Bring the tiny glasses.
_________________________________
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Drizella. Drizella!
_________________________________
(YAWNING) What?
_________________________________
Get up. Quick. This instant.
_________________________________
We haven't a moment to lose.
_________________________________
Anastasia.
_________________________________
Anastasia.
_________________________________
-Get up, Anastasia.
-(YAWNING)
_________________________________
What for? Why?
_________________________________
Everyone's talking about it,
the whole kingdom.
_________________________________
-Hurry now. He'll be here any minute.
-Who will?
_________________________________
The Grand Duke.
He's been hunting all night.
_________________________________
-Hunting?
-For that girl.
_________________________________
The one who lost
her slipper at the ball last night.
_________________________________
They say he's madly in love with her.
_________________________________
-The Duke is?
-No, no, no. The Prince!
_________________________________
-(GASPING) The Prince!
-(CRASHING)
_________________________________
STEPMOTHER: You clumsy little fool.
_________________________________
Clean that up,
then help my daughters dress.
_________________________________
What for?
_________________________________
If he's in love with that girl,
_________________________________
why should we even bother?
_________________________________
Now, you two, listen to me.
_________________________________
There is still a chance
that one of you can get it.
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
BOTH: One of us?
Why, Mother, what do you mean?
_________________________________
Just this:
_________________________________
No one, not even the Prince,
knows who that girl is.
_________________________________
We know! We know! Cinderelly!
_________________________________
The glass slipper is their only clue.
_________________________________
The Duke has been ordered to try it on
_________________________________
every girl in the kingdom.
_________________________________
And if one can be found
whom the slipper fits,
_________________________________
then, by the King's command,
_________________________________
that girl shall be the Prince's bride.
_________________________________
-His bride.
-His bride!
_________________________________
Cinderella, get my things together.
_________________________________
Never mind her. Get mine right away.
_________________________________
(SISTERS SHOUTING ORDERS)
_________________________________
(STAMMERS)
What's the matter with her?
_________________________________
-Wake up, stupid.
-We've gotta get dressed.
_________________________________
Dressed. Oh, yes.
_________________________________
Oh, we must get dressed.
_________________________________
It wouldn't do for the Duke to see me...
_________________________________
Mother, did you see what she did?
_________________________________
-Are you just going to let her...
-Quiet!
_________________________________
(CINDERELLA HUMMING)
_________________________________
So this is love
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________
What's she gonna do?
_________________________________
Shh. I don't know. Gotta watch.
_________________________________
Come on.
_________________________________
(CINDERELLA HUMMING)
_________________________________
-Cinderelly!
-Cinderelly!
_________________________________
So this is the miracle
_________________________________
That I've been dreaming of
_________________________________
(EXCITED CHATTERING)
_________________________________
What? (GASPS)
_________________________________
Oh! Oh, no!
_________________________________
No, please!
_________________________________
Oh, you can't, you just can't.
_________________________________
Let me out! You must let me out!
_________________________________
You can't keep me in here!
_________________________________
(SOBBING) Oh, please.
_________________________________
No, no. She can't do it.
She can't lock up Cinderelly.
_________________________________
-I'm gonna...
-Shh.
_________________________________
CINDERELLA: (SOBBING)
Please. Please.
_________________________________
We gotta get that key, Gus-Gus.
We just gotta get that key.
_________________________________
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(TALKING AND LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
(MERIDA GIGGLES)
_________________________________
(SINGS HAPPILY)
_________________________________
Oh, the tapestry!
_________________________________
Mend the bond...
_________________________________
Mend the bond.
_________________________________
Stitch it up. This'll change you back.
_________________________________
We just need needle and thread.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(GROWLS)
_________________________________
-Mum?
-(SNARLS)
_________________________________
Mum? Not now.
_________________________________
No. Please, not now.
_________________________________
(SNIFFING)
_________________________________
-Mum...
-(MEN LAUGHING)
_________________________________
-(GROWLS)
-Shh.
_________________________________
(SINGING JOVIALLY)
_________________________________
Elinor, clear, you'll never guess
who just solved our little suitor problem.
_________________________________
-(THUNDER RUMBLING)
-(FERGUS BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________
Elinor!
_________________________________
It can't be true!
Elinor, answer me, lass!
_________________________________
Elinor!
_________________________________
-Merida.
-(SNARLING)
_________________________________
-What?
-Dad, no! It's not what you think.
_________________________________
-Merida, get back!
-No!
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________
(YELLING)
_________________________________
No, Dad! Don't hurt her!
_________________________________
-Get out of here!
-(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
Merida! No!
_________________________________
(ROARS)
_________________________________
(YELLS)
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
(MOANS)
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
-Mum.
-(WHINES)
_________________________________
(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
It's all right. I'm all right. It's nothing.
It's just a little scratch. Mum!
_________________________________
-My liege!
-(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Fergus.
_________________________________
-Bear!
-(MOANING)
_________________________________
Dad!
_________________________________
Count your stars, lass.
It almost had you. Are you hurt?
_________________________________
It's your wife, Elinor.
_________________________________
-(ELINOR WHINING)
-(MEN SHOUTING)
_________________________________
Close the gate!
_________________________________
-You're talking nonsense!
-It's the truth!
_________________________________
There was a witch and she
gave me a spell. It's not Mor'du.
_________________________________
Mor'du or not, I'll avenge your mother!
_________________________________
-I'll not risk losing you, too.
-MERIDA: No, Dad! Just listen to me.
_________________________________
Listen! You can't!
_________________________________
-It's your wife Elinor!
-Maudie, keep this and don't let her out.
_________________________________
-What about the bear?
-Just stay put.
_________________________________
(BARKING)
_________________________________
Oh...
_________________________________
(YELLING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(STRAINING)
_________________________________
(FRUSTRATED GRUNT)
_________________________________
Come on, you sorry bunch of galoots!
Yah!
_________________________________
Mum!
_________________________________
No.
_________________________________
No. Mum.
_________________________________
(WEEPING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
JANE: Oh, Tarzan, you can't imagine
what's in store for you.
_________________________________
You'll see the world.
Everyone's going to want to meet you.
_________________________________
Kings, scientists, famous writers.
_________________________________
Yes. Darwin and Kipling.
Queen Victoria!
_________________________________
I haven't met her, but I heard she's nice.
_________________________________
And I'll be with Jane?
_________________________________
Yes, with Jane. (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Oh! Slippery.
_________________________________
-(SINISTER LAUGHING)
-JANE: Tarzan!
_________________________________
-Ow!
-Tarzan!
_________________________________
MAN: Get him!
_________________________________
JANE: Tarzan!
TARZAN: Jane!
_________________________________
-(STRUGGLING)
-(GUNSHOT)
_________________________________
What's going on here?
_________________________________
Clayton! Clayton, help!
_________________________________
Have we met?
_________________________________
Ah, yes, the ape man.
_________________________________
Clayton, you...
_________________________________
You...
_________________________________
So sorry about the rude welcome,
old boy,
_________________________________
but I couldn't have you making a scene
_________________________________
when we put your furry friends
in their cages.
_________________________________
Why?
_________________________________
Why?
_________________________________
For 300 pounds sterling a head.
_________________________________
Actually, I have you to thank, my boy.
_________________________________
Couldn't 't have done it without you.
_________________________________
Lock him up with the others.
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
That sounded like Tarzan.
_________________________________
He sounded like he was in trouble.
_________________________________
Yeah, why doesn't
he get his new friends
_________________________________
to help him? I don't care.
_________________________________
That's it!
_________________________________
I've had it with you
and your emotional constipation!
_________________________________
Tarzan needs us
and we're gonna help him!
_________________________________
You got that? Now, pipe down
and hang on tight!
_________________________________
We've got a boat to catch.
_________________________________
(BUGLE CALL)
_________________________________
(SPUTTERING)
I've never felt so alive!
_________________________________
-Good! 'Cause I'm gonna kill you!
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
No time for that now, missy.
_________________________________
(RADAR PINGS)
_________________________________
(SHOUTING)
_________________________________
Tarzan, it's no use. Don't!
_________________________________
-Clayton.
-JANE: Yes, Clayton.
_________________________________
Clayton betrayed us all.
I'm so sorry, Tarzan.
_________________________________
No, I did this.
_________________________________
I betrayed my family.
_________________________________
Kerchak was right.
_________________________________
Oh, those magnificent creatures,
shivering in cages.
_________________________________
What is this world coming to?
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
Oh, by Jove!
Don't know my own strength.
_________________________________
(SHOUTING)
_________________________________
What was that?
_________________________________
-TERK: You are an animal!
-(TRUMPETS)
_________________________________
That sounded just like an elephant.
_________________________________
Tantor!
_________________________________
(TRUMPETS)
_________________________________
Thanks, guys.
_________________________________
I thought I would never see you again!
_________________________________
And here you are.
_________________________________
Sometimes you embarrass me.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SINGING) Yo ho, yo ho
Yo ho, yo ho, yo ho
_________________________________
So try the life of a thief
_________________________________
Just sample the life of a crook
_________________________________
There isn't a boy who won't enjoy
_________________________________
A-workin' for Captain Hook
_________________________________
The world's most famous crook
_________________________________
Crook, crook
Crickety crockety, crickety, crick
_________________________________
The croc is after Captain...
_________________________________
A special offer for today
_________________________________
I'll tell you what I'll do
_________________________________
All those who sign without delay
_________________________________
Will get a free tattoo
_________________________________
Why, it's like money in the bank
_________________________________
Come on, join up and I'll be frank
_________________________________
Unless you do, you'll walk the plank
_________________________________
The choice is up to you
_________________________________
The choice is up to you
_________________________________
Yo ho, yo ho
Yo ho, yo ho, yo ho
_________________________________
You'll love the life of a thief
_________________________________
You'll relish the life of a crook
_________________________________
There's barrels of fun for everyone
_________________________________
And you'll get treasures by the ton
_________________________________
So come and sign the book
_________________________________
Join up with Captain Hook
_________________________________
-Hey, I wanna join!
-Please! Oh, boy!
_________________________________
-I wanna be a pirate!
-Oh, boy! A pirate!
_________________________________
Boys!
_________________________________
Aren't you ashamed of yourselves?
_________________________________
But Captain Hook
is most insistent, Wendy.
_________________________________
Yeah! He says we'll walk
the plank if we don't.
_________________________________
Oh, no, we won't.
Peter Pan will save us.
_________________________________
Peter Pan will save them, Smee.
_________________________________
(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Peter Pan will save them.
_________________________________
SMEE: Oh, captain, you did it.
_________________________________
But a thousand pardons, my dear.
_________________________________
I don't believe you are in
on our little joke.
_________________________________
You see, we left a present for Peter.
_________________________________
SMEE: Sort of a surprise package,
you might say.
_________________________________
Why, I can see our little friend
at this very moment,
_________________________________
reading the tender inscription.
_________________________________
(READING)
_________________________________
На.
_________________________________
I wonder what's in it.
_________________________________
HOOK: Could he but see
within the package,
_________________________________
he would find
an ingenious little device.
_________________________________
Set, so that when the clock is like this...
_________________________________
Peter Pan will be blasted
_________________________________
out of Never Land forever.
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
HOOK: But time grows short.
_________________________________
We have but 18 seconds.
_________________________________
Fifteen seconds.
_________________________________
Thirteen seconds.
_________________________________
PETER: Twelve seconds.
_________________________________
Well, I guess I can open it now.
_________________________________
Hey, Tink. Look what Wendy left.
_________________________________
Hey, stop that! Stop it!
What's the matter with you?
_________________________________
Hook? A bomb?
_________________________________
Don't be ridiculous!
_________________________________
(ALARM RINGING)
_________________________________
(EXPLOSION)
_________________________________
And so passeth a worthy opponent.
_________________________________
Amen.
_________________________________
Hook! It was a bomb!
_________________________________
Why, if it hadn't been for Tink...
Tinker Bell!
_________________________________
(RUMBLING)
_________________________________
Tink? Tinker Bell?
_________________________________
(TINK JINGLING)
_________________________________
Where are you, Tink?
_________________________________
Tink? Tinker Bell!
_________________________________
(JINGLING FAINTLY)
_________________________________
Tink. Are you all right?
_________________________________
Wendy? The boys?
_________________________________
But I've gotta save you first.
Hold on, Tink! Hold on!
_________________________________
Don't go out.
Don't you understand, Tink?
_________________________________
You mean more to me
than anything in this whole world!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(DISTANT WHISTLING)
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________
(SINGING) Painting the roses red
We're painting the roses red
_________________________________
We dare not stop or waste a drop
So let the paint be spread
_________________________________
We're painting the roses red
We're painting the roses red
_________________________________
Painting the roses red
And many a tear we shed
_________________________________
Because we know they'll cease to grow
_________________________________
In fact, they'll soon be dead
_________________________________
(ALL SOB)
_________________________________
And yet we go ahead
painting the roses red
_________________________________
Painting the roses red
We're painting the roses red
_________________________________
Pardon me but, Mr. Three,
why must you paint them red?
_________________________________
ALL: Huh? Oh!
_________________________________
Well, the fact is, miss,
_________________________________
we planted the white roses
by mistake, and...
_________________________________
(SINGING)
The queen, she likes them red
_________________________________
If she saw white instead
_________________________________
-She'd raise a fuss
-And each of us
_________________________________
Would quickly lose his head
_________________________________
Goodness.
_________________________________
Since this is the thought we dread
We're painting the roses red
_________________________________
Oh, dear. Then let me help you.
_________________________________
(SINGING) Painting the roses red
We're painting the roses red
_________________________________
Don't tell the queen what you have
seen or say that's what we said
_________________________________
-We're painting the roses red
-Yes, painting the roses red
_________________________________
-Not pink
-Not green
_________________________________
-Not aquamarine
-We're painting the roses red
_________________________________
(FANFARE)
_________________________________
-The queen!
-The queen!
_________________________________
COMMANDER: Cards, halt!
_________________________________
Count off!
_________________________________
One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine, ten, jack.
_________________________________
(PLAYING BUGLE)
_________________________________
The Rabbit!
_________________________________
(PANTS)
_________________________________
Her Imperial Highness, Her Grace,
_________________________________
Her Excellency, Her Royal Majesty,
the Queen of Hearts.
_________________________________
(ALL CHEER)
_________________________________
-And the king.
-CARD: Hooray!
_________________________________
Hmm!
_________________________________
Who's been painting my roses red?
_________________________________
Who's been painting my roses red?
_________________________________
Who dares to paint with vulgar
paint the royal flower bed?
_________________________________
(SINGING) For painting my roses red
_________________________________
Someone will lose his head
_________________________________
No, Your Majesty, please.
It's all his fault.
_________________________________
Not me, Your Grace. The ace.
_________________________________
-QUEEN: You?
-No. Two.
_________________________________
-The deuce, you say?
-Not me. The trey.
_________________________________
That's enough! Off with their heads!
_________________________________
(CHEERING)
_________________________________
(SINGING)
They're going to lose their heads
_________________________________
For painting the roses red
_________________________________
Serves them right, they planted
white and roses should be red
_________________________________
They're going to lose their heads
_________________________________
Silence!
_________________________________
-Please, they were only trying...
-And who is this?
_________________________________
Well. Well now, let me see, my dear.
_________________________________
It certainly isn't a heart.
Do you suppose it's a club?
_________________________________
Why, it's a little girl.
_________________________________
-Yes. And I was hoping...
-QUEEN: Look up. Speak nicely.
_________________________________
And don't twiddle your fingers.
_________________________________
Turn out your toes. Curtsy.
_________________________________
Open your mouth a little wider.
_________________________________
And always say, "Yes, Your Majesty."
_________________________________
-Yes, Your Majesty.
-(QUEEN CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Now, where d'you come from
and where are you going?
_________________________________
-I'm trying to find my way home.
-Your way?
_________________________________
All ways here are my ways!
_________________________________
Yes, I know. But I was just thinking...
_________________________________
Curtsy while you're thinking.
It saves time.
_________________________________
Yes, Your Majesty.
But I was only going to ask...
_________________________________
I'll ask the questions!
_________________________________
-Do you play croquet?
-Yes, Your Majesty.
_________________________________
Then let the game begin!
_________________________________
To your places!
By order of the king! Hurry!
_________________________________
COMMANDER: Shuffle deck!
_________________________________
Cards, cut!
_________________________________
Deal cards!
_________________________________
Cards, halt!
_________________________________
(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
Silence!
_________________________________
(CHEERING)
_________________________________
Off with his head!
_________________________________
Off with his head. By order of the king.
You heard what she said.
_________________________________
-You're next.
-But...
_________________________________
-My dear.
-Yes, Your Majesty.
_________________________________
(GIGGLES)
_________________________________
(LAUGHTER)
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
(GIGGLES)
_________________________________
Stop!
_________________________________
Of all the impossible...
_________________________________
-Do you want us both to lose our heads?
-Uh-huh.
_________________________________
Well, I don't.
_________________________________
Huh? (SQUAWKS)
_________________________________
(LAUGHTER)
_________________________________
(CHESHIRE CAT HUMS)
_________________________________
I say, how are you getting on?
_________________________________
-Not at all.
-Beg pardon?
_________________________________
-I said not at all.
-Who are you talking to?
_________________________________
-A cat, Your Majesty.
-Cat? Where?
_________________________________
There.
_________________________________
-There he is again.
-I warn you, child.
_________________________________
If I lose my temper,
you will lose your head.
_________________________________
Understand?
_________________________________
You know,
we could make her really angry.
_________________________________
-Shall we try?
-No.
_________________________________
-But it's loads of fun.
-No. Stop.
_________________________________
Oh, no!
_________________________________
Oh, my fur and whiskers.
_________________________________
Oh, dear. Save the queen.
_________________________________
QUEEN: Someone's head
will roll for this.
_________________________________
Yours!
_________________________________
Off with her...
_________________________________
But, consider, my dear.
Couldn't she have a trail first?
_________________________________
-Trial?
-Well, just a little trial?
_________________________________
Very well, then. Let the trial begin.
_________________________________
(CHEERING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Now we come to the next chapter,
_________________________________
in which the first snowfall had
covered the Hundred Acre Wood.
_________________________________
And in which Tigger learns
that even bouncing can be overdone.
_________________________________
On this day,
_________________________________
Roo was waiting for Tigger
to take him out to play.
_________________________________
Mama, when is Tigger gonna get here?
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Be patient, dear.
He'll be here.
_________________________________
Well, (CHUCKLES) here I am!
_________________________________
Did I surprise you, Roo?
_________________________________
You sure did! I like surprises.
_________________________________
-Hello, Mrs. Kanga, ma'am.
-Why, hello, Tigger, dear.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) She called me "dear."
_________________________________
Roo, are you ready for some bouncing?
_________________________________
Yeah! You and me are good bouncers.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Just a moment, dear.
_________________________________
Hold still.
Goodness, you're bouncy today.
_________________________________
That's what roos do the best-est.
_________________________________
-(CHUCKLES) Now keep your scarf on.
-Not so tight, Mama.
_________________________________
-Is your sweater warm enough?
-Yes, Mother.
_________________________________
Well, come on, Roo. Let's go!
_________________________________
Tigger, have Roo home
in time for his nap.
_________________________________
And be careful!
_________________________________
Don't worry, Mrs. Kanga.
I'll take care of the little nipper.
_________________________________
Hoo, hoo, hoo!
_________________________________
Hoo, hoo, hoo!
_________________________________
(SCATTING)
_________________________________
Ah! What a perfect day!
_________________________________
Peace and quiet,
and thank goodness, no Tigger.
_________________________________
Say, look, look, look.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) If it isn't old long-ears.
_________________________________
Can tiggers ice skate
as fancy as Mr. Rabbit?
_________________________________
Can tiggers ice skate? (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
That's what tiggers do the best.
_________________________________
Hoo, hoo, hoo! Whee!
_________________________________
Say, this is a cinch.
_________________________________
Whee! (GASPS)
_________________________________
Oh, no. Not him!
_________________________________
Uh-oh, I can't... Watch out!
_________________________________
-It can't be!
-Out of the way!
_________________________________
Look out! I can't... Whoa!
_________________________________
(CLATTERING)
_________________________________
Oh, why does it always have to be me?
_________________________________
Why, oh, why, oh, why?
_________________________________
Tigger, Tigger, are you all right?
_________________________________
(SPITS) Yuck!
_________________________________
Tiggers don't like ice skating.
_________________________________
NARRATOR: (CHUCKLES)
So Tigger and Roo
_________________________________
went farther
into the Hundred Acre Wood
_________________________________
looking for something
that tiggers do best.
_________________________________
I bet you can climb trees, huh, Tigger?
_________________________________
Climb trees?
That's what tiggers do best!
_________________________________
Only tiggers don't climb trees.
They bounce them!
_________________________________
Come on, let's go.
_________________________________
I almost bounced clear out of the book.
_________________________________
Some bouncing, huh?
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
TIGGER: Say, how did this tree
get so high?
_________________________________
Hey. Hey! Hey!
_________________________________
What's happening now?
_________________________________
Don't swing on a string,
it's much too frail,
_________________________________
the best kind of swing is a tigger's tail.
_________________________________
Whee!
_________________________________
Stop that, kid. Please.
_________________________________
TIGGER: S-T-O-P. Stop!
_________________________________
You're rocking the forest.
_________________________________
What's the matter, Tigger?
_________________________________
Whew! Oh, thank goodness.
_________________________________
I was just getting see-sick from
(GULPS) seeing too much.