Friday, June 7, 2019

Hakuna Matata

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Hakuna matata.
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What a wonderful phrase.
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Hakuna matata.
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(SINGING) Ain't no passing craze
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It means no worries
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For the rest of your days
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It's our problem-free philosophy
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Hakuna matata
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Hakuna matata?
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-Yeah. It's our motto.
-What's a motto?
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Nothin'. What's-a-motto with you?
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You know, kid, these two words
will solve all your problems.
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That's right.
Take Pumbaa, for example. Why...
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(SINGING) When he was
a young warthog
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When I was a young warthog
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-Very nice.
-Thanks.
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He found his aroma
lacked a certain appeal
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He could clear the savannah
after every meal
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I'm a sensitive soul
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Though I seem thick-skinned
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(BREAKS WIND)
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And it hurt that my friends
never stood downwind
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-And, oh, the shame
-He was ashamed
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-Thought of changing my name
-Oh, what's in a name?
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And I got downhearted
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-How did you feel?
-Every time that I...
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-Hey, not in front of the kids.
-Oh, sorry.
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Hakuna matata
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What a wonderful phrase
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Hakuna matata
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Ain't no passing craze
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It means no worries
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For the rest of your days
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Yeah, sing it, kid.
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It's our problem-free
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Philosophy
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Hakuna matata
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Welcome to our humble home.
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-You live here?
-We live wherever we want.
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Yep. Home is where your rump rests.
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It's beautiful.
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(BELCHES) I'm starved.
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I'm so hungry I could eat a whole zebra.
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Ah. We're fresh out of zebra.
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-Any antelope?
-Nuh-uh.
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-Hippo?
-Nope.
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Listen, kid, if you live with us,
you have to eat like us.
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Hey, this looks like a good spot
to rustle up some grub.
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Eugh, what's that?
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A grub. What's it look like?
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Eugh! Gross.
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Mmm. Tastes like chicken.
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Slimy yet satisfying.
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These are rare delicacies. Mmm.
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Piquant, with a very pleasant crunch.
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You'll learn to love them.
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I'm telling you, kid, this is the great life,
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no rules, no responsibilities.
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Ooh, the little cream-filled kind.
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And best of all, no worries.
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Well, kid?
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Oh, well. Hakuna matata.
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Slimy, yet satisfying.
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That's it.
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Hakuna matata
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Hakuna matata
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Hakuna matata
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-Hakuna...
-It means no worries
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For the rest of your days
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It's our problem-free
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Philosophy
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Hakuna matata
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Hakuna matata
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Hakuna matata
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Hakuna matata
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Hakuna matata
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Hakuna matata
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Brrrrrr!
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Hakuna matata
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Hakuna matata
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Yeah
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Ta-ta!
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Hah ha ha!
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