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(WHISTLING)
NARRATOR: Have you ever wondered
how nature gets its glow?
Who gives it light and color
as the seasons come and go?
Who helps all creatures,
great and small,
to walk, to swim, to fly?
Who crafts such tiny details?
You might see them if you try.
For it's all the work of fairies,
but they stay well out of sight.
(COOING)
(LAUGHING)
And the first time that a baby laughs,
a fairy's life takes flight.
♪ When the moon comes out
♪ To shine her face
♪ The birds are fast asleep
♪ And the lanterns hang from every post
♪ The fairies leave their keep
♪ They join their hands and sing their songs
♪ That nary a soul can hear
♪ In the springtime when the earth is new
(RINGS)
♪ To the fairies they draw near ♪
(BABY LAUGHING)
(WHEN WILL MY LIFE BEGIN? (PROLOGUE) PLAYING)
TIANA: ♪ The evening star is shining bright
♪ So make a wish and hold on tight
♪ There's magic in the air tonight
♪ And anything can happen ♪
EUDORA: "Just at that moment,
"the ugly little frog looked up with his sad, round eyes and pleaded,
"'Oh, please, dear princess,
"'only a kiss from you can break this terrible spell
"'that was inflicted on me by a wicked witch!'"
(WHISPERING)
Here comes my favorite part.
(MEWING)
"And the beautiful princess was so moved by his desperate plea
"that she stooped down, picked up the slippery creature,
"leaned forward, raised him to her lips,
"and kissed that little frog!
(EXCLAIMS ADORINGLY)
(GAGGING)
"Then, the frog was transformed into a handsome prince.
"They were married and lived happily ever after. The end."
(CHEERS)
(LAUGHING)
Read it again! Read it again!
Sorry, Charlotte. It's time for us to be heading home.
Say "good night," Tiana.
There is no way in this whole wide world
I would ever, ever, ever...
I mean, never kiss a frog. Yuck!
Is that so?
Well, here's your Prince Charming, Tia.
Come on. Kiss him.
No.
Kiss him!
Stop it!
Kiss him, kiss him, kiss him!
I won't, I won't, I won't!
I would do it. I would kiss a frog.
I would kiss a hundred frogs
if I could marry a prince and be a princess.
(SCREECHING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
You girls, stop tormenting that poor little kitty.
Poor little thing.
Mmm.
Evening, Eudora.
Daddy! Daddy! Look at my new dress. Isn't it pretty?
Look at you.
Why, I'd expect nothing less
from the finest seamstress
in New Orleans.
Ooh! I want that dress!
Now, sugar...
I want that one!
Please, please, please, please!
Eudora, you suppose you could whip something up like that?
Anything for my best customer.
(CHARLOTTE CHEERS)
Come along, Tiana. Your father should be home from work by now.
All right now, princess, you're getting that dress, but that's it.
No more Mr. Pushover.
Now, who wants a puppy?
CHARLOTTE: I do! I do! He's so cute!
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
JAMES: Mmm.
Gumbo smells good, Tiana.
I think it's done, Daddy.
Yeah? Are you sure?
Mmm-hmm.
Absolutely positive?
Yes.
Okay, I'm about to put this spoon in my...
Wait!
Done.
Hmm.
What?
Well, sweetheart,
this is the best gumbo I've ever tasted!
Come here. Clarion, our little girl's got a gift.
Mmm-hmm. I could've told you that.
A gift this special just got to be shared.
Hey, everybody, I made gumbo!
WOMAN: Ooh, that smells good!
MAN: I got some hush puppies, Tiana.
Here I come!
JAMES: You know the thing
about good food?
It brings folks together from all walks of life.
It warms them right up and it puts little smiles on their faces.
And when I open up my own restaurant,
I tell you, people are going to line up for miles around
just to get a taste of my food.
Our food.
(LAUGHS) That's right, baby. Our food.
(GASPS)
Daddy! Look!
Where are you going?
Charlotte's fairy tale book said
if you make a wish on the Evening Star, it's sure to come true.
Well, you wish on that star, sweetheart.
Yes. You wish and you dream with all your little heart.
But you remember, Tiana, that
that old star can only take you part of the way.
You got to help it along with some hard work of your own,
and then, yeah, you can do anything you set your mind to.
Just promise your daddy one thing.
That you'll never, ever lose sight of what's really important.
Okay?
See you in the morning, babycakes.
Get some sleep.
Please, please, please!
(CROAKS)
(SCREAMING)
(LAUGHING CONTINUES)
FAIRY 1: Hello. FAIRY 2: Hello.
Hello.
-Hello. -Hello.
Hello?
Queen Clarion.
Born of laughter, clothed in cheer,
happiness has brought you here.
Welcome to Pixie Hollow.
I trust you found your way all right.
I think so.
(QUEEN CLARION LAUGHS)
Now, let's see about those wings.
(ALL GASPING)
(FAIRIES GIGGLING)
(LAUGHS)
(SIGHS)
(GASPS)
What are these things?
They will help you
find your talent, little one.
But how will I know which one is…
You'll know.
(GASPS)
(SIGHS)
(GASPS)
(ALL CHEERING)
SILVERMIST: Whoa!
Never seen one glow that much before,
even for Vidia.
ROSETTA: You know,
I do believe you're right.
Little daisy top
might be a very rare talent indeed.
(SCOFFS)
(CHUCKLES)
Come forward, tinker fairies,
and welcome the newest member
of your talent guild, Tinker Bell.
Michael?
What are you doing out here, son?
It's after midnight.
MICHAEL: Couldn't sleep, Pops.
Well, neither can we,
with all that noise you're making.
Come on, let's go inside.
Just one more shot?
(CHUCKLES)
All right. Just one.
Yeah.
(JAMES CHUCKLES)
That's good. Shoot it again.
Getting pretty good, son.
Go ahead, shoot till you miss.
You think if I can get good enough,
I can go to college?
Hey...
...if you get good enough, you can do
anything you want to, Michael.
I want to play at North Carolina.
That's a real fine school.
Real fine school.
You can get a first-class education there.
I want to play on a championship team.
Then I want to play in the NBA.
All right, let's slow down, son.
Don't you think you
ought to get a little sleep first?
-And once I've done all that... -Uh-huh.
...I want to play baseball,
just like you, Dad.
Baseball. Now, that's a sport.
And when you're finished with that,
I suppose you're gonna fly, huh?
(CROWD CHEERING)
MICHAEL:
I just feel at this particular time...
...that I reached the, uh, pinnacle of
my basketball career and I must retire.
(MURMURING)
The one good thing that comes out of this
is that my father had the opportunity...
...to see me play my last basketball
game, and that means a lot to me.
MALE REPORTER:
What are you gonna do now?
Well, I've never really told anybody this,
except for one person, and, uh...
But I think I'm gonna
go play professional baseball.
(MURMURING)
-What position will you play? -I don't know. As a kid, I was a pitcher.
I think that would be kind of hard for me
to pitch, so I'm gonna play the outfield.
(SIGHS)
Well, Miss Tiana, rough night for tips,
but every little penny counts.
Don't you worry, Daddy.
We'll be there soon.
(SNORING)
(DOWN IN NEW ORLEANS PLAYING)
Good night, Cal's. Good morning, Duke's.
♪ In the south land, there's a city
♪ Way down on the river
♪ Where the women are very pretty And all the men deliver
(GRUNTS)
♪ They got music, it's always playing
♪ Start in the daytime Go all through the night
♪ When you hear that music playing
♪ Hear what I'm sayin' It make you feel all right
♪ Grab somebody, come on down
♪ Bring your paintbrush We painting the town
♪ There's some sweetness goin' round
♪ Catch it down in New Orleans
♪ We got magic, good and bad
♪ Make you happy or make you real sad
♪ Get everything you want Lose what you had
♪ Down here in New Orleans
(SCREAMS)
♪ Hey, partner! Don't be shy
♪ Come on down, yeah, and give us a try
♪ If you wanna do some livin' before you die
♪ Do it down in New Orleans
(GIRLS EXCLAIMING)
♪ Stately homes and mansions
♪ Of the sugar barons and the cotton kings
♪ Rich people, poor people all got dreams
♪ Dreams do come true in New Orleans ♪
(SCOFFS)
(HORN HONKING)
BOBBLE:
Glad we had a bath today, eh, Clank?
CLANK: Excuse us! BOBBLE: Coming through!
CLANK: Sorry! Make way for tinkers!
Hady-hi, hady-ho, Miss Bell. I'm Clank.
Splinters, Clank. Say it, don't spray it.
Phineas T. Kettletree, Esquire,
at your service.
Pleased to make your acquaintance.
Oh, foo! He's Bobble, I'm Clank.
(SIGHS)
Clank, Bobble.
We're pleased as a pile of
perfectly polished pots you're here.
Uh…
Me, too.
(CHUCKLES)
Come on, Miss Bell.
There's so much to show you.
You've arrived
at a most wondrous and glorious time.
Really? Why?
BOBBLE: Why, it's almost time
for the changing of the seasons.
You see, here in Pixie Hollow, there are
different realms for every time of year.
Well, there's one up ahead.
(TINKER BELL SHIVERS)
(CLANK SHIVERS)
Winter Woods. It's always cold here.
Look there! Snowflake and frost fairies
returning home for…
For some well-deserved rest.
BOBBLE: Aye. They've just finished
bringing winter to the world.
It's the off-season
for the autumn fairies, too.
CLANK: Always practicing
that perfect shade of amber, eh?
BOBBLE:
And the fairies of Summer Glade
still have plenty of time to get ready.
CLANK: But not as much
as the autumn fairies,
of course, because, well…
BOBBLE: Yes, Clanky. Because
right now, fairies of every talent
are preparing for my favorite season,
springtime!
ROSETTA: Get along.
Get along, little sproutlings, and dig.
(ALL TWITTERING)
Hello, there!
Come on, Miss Bell.
You've got to see where we live.
(CHUCKLES)
Welcome to Tinker's Nook.
Oh, wow!
Come on.
There's so much to show you.
(TINKER FAIRIES CHATTERING)
(SQUEAKS)
Cute.
Just taking some supplies down…
They're taking supplies
down to the workshop.
TINKER FAIRY: Let her go.
BOBBLE: Watch out for falling…
Watch out for falling maple seeds!
And over here is where most of us live.
There's your house…
There's your house, Tinker Bell.
(TINKER BELL GASPS)
-It's mine? -CLANK: Sure is.
We were hoping the new arrival
would be one of us,
so we got the place all ready.
We rounded up some work clothes…
-We didn't know your size. -Yes, our apologies, but…
-But they might be too big. -Yeah, well, that's only…
'Cause you're so tiny.
That'll do, Clank.
Please come on down to the workshop
when you're ready.
Fairy Mary will want to meet you.
CLANK: Goodbye.
(CHUCKLES)
(GASPS)
(TINKER FAIRIES CHATTERING)
Stop! What?
A five-gauge twig for an axle?
Clank, I told you it took a seven.
Oh, you said five.
I said seven! Oh, Clank, I tell you,
sometimes you can be pretty,
pretty…
So pretty.
-Who's that, then? -It's Tinker Bell, you snail brain.
(GASPS)
Wow, everyone seems so busy.
CLANK: Well, spring won't spring itself.
Indeed, my bellowing buddy.
And we tinkers are a big part of it.
Allow us to elucidate, Miss Bell.
-We fiddle and fix. -We craft and create.
-We carve acorn buckets. -To hold flower paint.
-Weave saddles and satchels. -For birdies, you see.
-Make baskets and bushels. -To carry the seeds!
-BOBBLE: When preparing for spring. -We do all this and more!
-Yes, being a tinker is never a bore! -Yes, being a tinker is never a bore!
That was great.
So you see, Miss Bell, we help fairies
of every talent with our creations.
Unfortunately, all those fairies
are out of luck this year.
Unless we can actually
deliver these things to them.
The wagon repairs are finished, I trust?
(BOTH STAMMERING)
Yes, Fairy Mary.
-Tip-top shape. -No wheels missing whatsoever!
Then let's see it.
-Ah, you see… Well… -See,
-with your eyes? -Define "see," actually…
-You have to meet Tinker Bell! -What? Who?
-She's new, Fairy Mary. -Nice to meet you.
Rapture! A new charge on whom
we can lavish
all our tinkering wisdom and expertise!
Let me see those hands.
Teetering teapots, so dainty.
Don't worry, dear. We'll build up those
tinker muscles in no time.
(CHUCKLES) Okay.
-Now, boys, the deliveries? -Aye, we're on it.
As a matter of fact,
we're heading out right this second.
-But we've only got one wheel. -What was that?
(STAMMERING) Nothing really,
Clank was just asking…
If I can go as well!
-Yeah! Good one. Very nice. -Yes! I wondered that,
-if you could go with us. Yes. -That's exactly what he was saying.
Very well. Get on with it, then.
(SCREAMING)
KID: Woo-hoo!
Let's get out of here, Dad. This stinks.
-Don't bring me here anymore, all right? -SWACKHAMMER: Are you listening?
Did you hear him? Did you hear him?
That little brat is right.
I've told you, if I've told you once...
...I told you a thousand, thousand,
thousand, thousand times.
We need new attractions.
-Right. -New ones.
Uh-huh.
Get it? -Big, shiny new things, yeah.
-Absolutely, sir. -Look at me. Look at me and listen.
The customer is always right.
(SCREAMS)
-BOTH: Right. -The customer is always right.
BUPKUS: Exactly.
Always.
(GROANS)
ALL: Right.
-Okay, we need something... -NAWT: My bad.
We need something...
(YELLS)
-...nutty. -Nutty.
-Something wacky. -NAWT: Wacky.
We need something, something... Something... We need something...
Looney? Oops.
Looney. Thank you.
Looney?
I'm an elk. Shoot me.
Yes. Looney. Yes.
Now you're talking.
Looney. Looney. That's it.
That's the word I was looking for.
Looney.
-Get the Looney Tunes. -Looney Tunes!
-Bring them here. -BLANKO: Sir. Just noticing, sir.
They're from Earth.
What if they can't come?
What did you say?
What if they can't come?
-Make them. -Cool.
Make them. Ha-ha-ha.
CREATURES: We're gonna go
get them. Yeah. All right.
UMPIRE: Strike!
Looks good in that uniform.
Looks great. Can't teach that.
Can't teach it.
Thanks for autographing that
basketball for my kid. I'm a hero now.
No problem. Happy to do it, man.
Let's go!
Curve ball. Don't swing.
Don't swing.
UMPIRE: Ball!
Fastball, outside corner. Swing.
Strike!
CATCHER: That was your pitch.
I know, I missed it.
Don't worry. I'll get you another one.
Podolak. Podolak, come here.
Sorry, I didn't mean to...
-Come here. -Yes, sir?
Make sure nobody bothers Michael.
I want him to be the happiest
player in the world.
The happiest.
Slider. Don't swing.
Strike three!
I told you not to swing.
I couldn't help it.
I understand. Hey, nice talking to you.
(ORGAN PLAYING "CHARGE")
We're not worried. We're not worried.
PLAYER 1: Good job, Mike. PLAYER 2: Good hustle.
Good cut, Michael. Good cut.
That was a strikeout, Mike?
Good-looking strikeout. Real good.
You look good when you strike out.
When I strike out, it looks nasty, man.
At least you look good, man.
Good-looking.
(GRUNTING)
Hi, Mr. Jordan.
Mr. Jordan, I'm Stan Podolak...
(YELLS)
(STAN GROANING)
Oh, jeez.
-You all right? That was a nasty fall. -Yeah.
Oh. I'm Stan Podolak, Mr. Jordan.
I'm the Barons' new publicist.
I'm here to make your life easier.
Want me to drive you somewhere?
Want me to pick up your laundry,
babysit your kids? I will do it.
I am here to personally guarantee
that no one will ever bother you.
(CROWD GASPING
AND MURMURING)
What was that?
Hang on.
-Hanging on. -Hanging on.
BLANKO: Are we there yet?
(YELLING)
-Bombastic. -Cool.
(GUNSHOTS)
ELMER: All right, you irascible bunny.
Come back here, you rodent.
I'll, uh, be with you in a second, folks,
after I finish with nature boy here.
All right, you pesky rabbit.
I've got you now.
Ouch!
Hmm.
One small step for moi...
One giant leap for Moron Mountain.
(SCREAMS)
And one whopper headache
for Elmer Fudd.
Diminutive, ain't they?
-We seek the one they call Bugs Bunny. -Yeah, Bugs Bunny.
-Have you seen him? -Where is this guy?
BLANKO: Is he around?
Hmm. Bugs Bunny, Bugs Bunny.
Say, does he have, uh,
great big long ears?
-Like this? -Yeah. Yeah.
And does he hop around like this?
-Yeah. -Well, uh...
...does he say,
"What's up, doc?" Like this:
-Eh, what's up, doc? -Yeah!
Nope. Never heard of him.
(ALL SIGH)
You know, maybe there is no intelligent
life out there in the universe after all.
(HUMMING)
POUND:
Hold on there, Mr. Looney Tune.
BANG: Hey, what do you think
we are, stupid?
Don't move a muscle.
Okay, bunny, gather up your Tune pals.
-We're taking you for a ride. Ha, ha. -NAWT: Move it, mister.
Totally. All right.
So, like, where are we going?
Are we there yet?
STAN: Sorry it took so long. MICHAEL: Don't worry.
STAN: That exit wasn't clearly marked. MICHAEL: Hold up, right here.
STAN: What, here? MICHAEL: Yes.
Thanks for the ride, Sherm. Appreciate it.
-It's Stan, Mike. -Sorry.
But you can call me Sherm if you want
to. I've followed your whole career.
-You're the greatest athlete that's ever lived. -Stan, Stan, Stan.
How do I get out?
The door doesn't work.
-I'm sorry. I forgot... It's a classic. -Oh, yeah.
It's a classic, but it's got a few
peccadilloes. Hold on just a second.
A few, huh? It's smoking, too, man.
You need to get that checked.
(GROWLING)
Thanks for the ride.
Oh.
Oh, this is nice. This is a nice house.
That is a beauty. What is that, Colonial?
It's a nice house.
If you need anything done around
the house, I'd be happy...
-Oh, no, I'm fine, thanks. -Anything you need.
-You gave me a ride. I appreciate it. -Sure.
Tomorrow I'm gonna drive, okay?
So I don't need the ride.
But thanks, though.
Too conspicuous?
Yeah.
(CHUCKLES)
-All right. All right. -Thanks, though.
-Tomorrow. -See you tomorrow.
(BARKS)
Come on, dog. No, not today.
(GRUNTS)
Dog, get off me. Your breath.
-Mr. Jordan, are you okay? -Get off of me!
Get off of him, Charles.
-Bad dog. Git. -Get off of him.
-Get off me, Charles. -Get off of him before I cook you.
Come on, come on.
Come on, baby. Come on.
(CHATTERING AND CHEERING)
Get out of the car!
Good game.
Hey, Jeff, you okay?
-How was your game? -JEFF: I don't want to talk.
-JASMINE: Hi, Dad. -Hey, hey.
PASSENGERS: Michael!
-Daddy, Daddy! -How you doing?
JUANITA: Hey. MICHAEL: Hey.
-Ooh. You're all covered with drool, baby. -That's your dog.
-What's wrong with Jeff? -He went two for five...
-...lost 32 points in his average. -Is that all?
Yeah, so that puts him
at like a.685 or something.
He's batting what?
Mm. Smells good in here.
What you cooking?
-HOUSEKEEPER: Chicken. -Chicken and what?
-Chicken and collard greens. -Good.
I'm gonna need a good meal tonight.
(HOUSEKEEPER CHUCKLES)
Is everything okay?
I stunk up the place. I hope this
baseball thing was a good idea.
It was another career day for Michael
Jordan at Barons Field this afternoon.
Let's face it. This baseball...
What are you guys watching?
-Today he had three strikeouts. -Is this the only thing on TV?
-That brings his batting average down... -What's up with this?
...to an anemic.214,
which is also his weight.
Baseball bat?
Get this guy a tennis racquet.
Did everyone get mad at you?
No. Worse.
Everyone was real nice about it.
Michael, I know golf is your sport,
but not here.
I think you should open up
your stance a little.
It might make you
more aggressive at the plate.
-You think so? I'll try to remember that. -Watching this hurts me more than you.
What are you guys doing
watching this stuff? It's bad for you.
There you go. Road Runner.
Beep, beep.
(ROAD RUNNER BEEPS)
Oh. Stop this cartoon.
(PORKY PANTING)
We've got an emergency Cartoon
Character Union Meeting to go to.
Hey, wait for me. Hold your horses.
Dang. Where'd they go?
Stop the music.
-Top duck coming through. -FOGHORN: Hey!
Jeez. It's getting so a guy can't even
get himself wet around here.
So, what's the big emergency?
Uh, these little guys
would like to make an announcement.
Here you go, shorty.
-Go. -All right, all right.
(CLEARS THROAT)
You, all of you, are now our prisoners.
(LAUGHING)
SYLVESTER: We're in big trouble now.
We are taking you
to our theme park in outer space.
-No fooling. -Where you'll be our slaves.
And placed on display for the
amusement of our paying customers.
Oh, fear clutches my breast.
(LAUGHING)
We ain't going nowheres.
Eh, not so fast, doc.
You just can't turn us into slaves.
That would be bad.
You've gotta give us a chance
to defend ourselves.
-Oh, yeah? Who says? -NAWT: Says who?
-BUPKUS: Why? -Just a sec.
-There. Read them and weep. -What's this?
"Give them a chance
to defend themselves."
Aw. Do we have to?
-It's in the rule book. -It is.
Okay. It is in the rule book.
(SPEAKS IN SPANISH)
We have to confer.
All right, troops. It is for us to choose
a battlefield that affords us...
Oh, I got it.
Yes, Private Porkster?
How about we challenge them to a...
-...spelling bee? -Say...
...we could have a bowling tournament.
(CHUCKLES)
Suffering succotash.
What's wrong with all of you?
I say we get a ladder...
...wait till the old lady's out of the room...
...then grab that little bird.
Whoa, whoa, take a deep breath, Sly.
Okay, let's analyze the competition.
Now, uh, what are we looking at here?
We got a small race of invading aliens.
Small arms. Short legs.
Not very fast.
Tiny little guys.
Can't jump high.
ALL: Ah.
We challenge you to a basketball game.
All right. Basketball it is.
-Basketball. -Basketball.
-Boy, oh, boy. -All right.
What is basketball?
-What's that? -Beats me.
-We didn't have that in school. -Lights.
FOGHORN: Pardon me. Sorry.
Hey! Down in front.
NARRATOR: An exhilarating team sport
...currently growing rapidly
in popularity is basketball.
Unlike football and baseball,
only five men can play on a team.
It's a fast-paced, razzle-dazzle game
that requires quick wits...
...and even faster reflexes.
Here's how it's done
in the professional ranks...
...the National Basketball Association,
featuring the best players in the world.
-The best players in the world. -The best.
(PANTING)
Slow down, Cheese, I can't keep up!
(SQUEAKS)
TINKER BELL:
The mouse's name is Cheese?
BOBBLE: Must be.
He always comes when we yell it.
(CROW CAWING)
(SQUEAKS)
(SCREAMS)
(YELLS)
CLANK: Sprinting thistles!
Bobble! Bobble!
(SCREAMS)
(BOBBLE EXCLAIMING)
(ALL SHRIEKING)
(THUDDING)
Easy. Easy, boy. It's all right.
Fawn's got you.
Easy. Easy, girl. It's all right.
Silvermist's got you.
Oh, you all right, sugar cane?
Be careful, Rosetta, she may faint!
(TINKER BELL GRUNTS)
Elevate her legs. No, wait.
I mean her head.
Wait, wait, wait. Okay.
If she's red, raise the head.
If she's pale, raise the tail.
Does she look pale or red?
She looks squished.
Sorry.
Here, let me, raindrop.
So, what happened to you, anyway?
-Well, I… -It was sprinting thistles!
(ALL GASPING)
Those weeds are an absolute menace.
Always trampling things,
poking people in the petunia.
BOBBLE: Gather round, ladies.
We've brought some selections
from the new spring line
of tinker specialties!
-All right! -Show us, show us!
-What'd you bring? -Your rainbow tubes, Iridessa.
(GASPS) Finally! Silvermist,
could you help me?
(CLICKS TONGUE)
What're you gonna do with that?
I'm gonna take it to the mainland.
What's the mainland?
It's where we're gonna go
change winter to spring.
The seasons change all the time there.
I'll get to apply my artistic sensibilities.
Yeah. And I'll have breakfast ready
for all the wittle fuzzies
coming out of hibernation.
We just follow the second star…
Ride the breeze, follow the waves…
All the way across the sea…
And then, there it is.
Wow! The mainland sounds flitterific!
(ALL GIGGLING)
(CHUCKLES) Yes. The glamorous lives
of the nature-talent fairies, eh?
We'd love to stay and chat, but…
But we tinkers
have real work to do. Right?
FAWN: Don't get your wings in a bunch. ROSETTA: Don't be like that.
Nice to meet you all!
FAWN: You, too! Fly with you later! ROSETTA: Fly with you later!
(DINGS)
Order up.
Another coffee here, chere.
Coming right up, Virgil.
Hey, Tiana!
Morning, Georgia.
Hey, how you doing, Tiana?
Hey, y'all.
We all going out dancing tomorrow. Care to join us?
Yeah, come on. Live a little.
Come on, Tiana.
You can dance wit.
It's Mardi Gras.
You know I got two left feet. Besides, I'm...
You need a napkin, sweetheart?
I'm going to work a double shift tomorrow.
Here are your hotcakes. You know, so I can...
So you can save for your restaurant. I know, I know.
Girl, all you ever do is work.
(BELL DINGS)
-BUFORD: Order up! -Maybe next time.
VIOLET: I told y'all she wouldn't come.
Are you talking about that dang restaurant again?
Buford, your eggs are burning.
Oh! You ain't never going to get enough for the down payment.
I'm getting close.
Yeah, how close?
Where are my flapjacks?
(LAUGHING)
You got about as much chance of getting that restaurant
as I do of winning the Kentucky Derby!
(EXCLAIMS)
Saddle me up, everybody! It's post time.
Giddyup, giddyup.
(MIMICKING TRUMPET)
Morning, Mr. LaBouff.
Good morning, Tiana.
Congratulations on being voted
King of the Mardi Gras parade.
Caught me completely by surprise,
for the fifth year in a row!
(LAUGHING)
Now, how about I celebrate with...
Beignets? Got a fresh batch just waiting for you.
Well, keep them coming till I pass out.
Oh, Tia!
Tia, Tia, Tia, did you hear the news?
Hey, Lottie.
Tell her. Oh, tell her, Big Daddy!
Oh, yeah, Prince Naveen...
Prince Naveen of Maldonia is coming to New Orleans!
(SCREAMING)
Oh! Isn't he the bee's knees?
Tell her what you did, Big Daddy. Tell her!
Well, I invited...
Big Daddy invited the prince
to our masquerade ball tonight!
(EXCLAIMS)
Tell her what else you did, Big Daddy. Go on.
And he's staying...
And he's staying...
And he's staying in our house as my personal guest.
(EXHALES)
Oh, Lottie, that's swell.
A little word of advice. My mama always said,
"The quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach."
(CHUCKLING)
Ah! That's it!
What just happened?
Tia! You are a bona fide genius.
I'm going to need about 500 of your man-catching beignets
for my ball tonight.
Excuse me, Daddy. Will this about cover it?
This should cover it just fine, Lottie.
This is it! I'm getting my restaurant!
(WHOOPS)
Tonight my prince is finally coming.
And I sure as heck ain't letting him go!
(CHARLOTTE WHOOPING)
Hmm.
Everything looks peachy-keen, Mr. Fenner and Mr. Fenner.
We'll have all the paperwork ready to sign, first thing after Mardi Gras.
I'll do you one better. Why don't I sign them tonight
when I see y'all at the LaBouffs' masquerade ball?
MR. FENNER 2:
You drive a hard bargain, Tiana!
(HORN HONKING)
Table for one, please?
Oh! Mama.
Here's a little something to help you get started.
Daddy's gumbo pot.
Oh!
I know.
(TIANA SNIFFLES)
I miss him, too.
Well, now. Hurry up and open the door!
Just look at it, Mama.
Doesn't it just make you want to cry?
Yes.
The maitre d' is going to be right where you're standing.
Oh! And over here, a gourmet kitchen!
And hanging from the ceiling, a big old crystal chandelier!
(CHUCKLING) You're your daddy's daughter, all right.
He used to go on and on about this old cottage, too.
Babycakes, I'm sure this place
is going to be just wonderful,
but it's a shame you are working so hard.
But how can I let up now when I'm so close?
I got to make sure all Daddy's hard work means something.
Tiana.
Your daddy may not have gotten the place he always wanted,
but he had something better.
He had love.
And that's all I want for you, sweetheart,
to meet your Prince Charming
and dance off into your happily ever after.
Mama! I don't have time for dancing.
♪ That's just gonna have to wait a while
How long we talking about here?
♪ Ain't got time for messing around
♪ And it's not my style
I want some grandkids!
♪ This old town can slow you down
♪ People taking the easy way
♪ But I know exactly where I'm going
♪ I'm getting closer and closer every day
♪ And I'm almost there
♪ I'm almost there
♪ People down here think I'm crazy
♪ But I don't care
♪ Trials and tribulations
♪ I've had my share
♪ There ain't nothing gonna stop me now
♪ 'Cause I'm almost there
♪ I remember Daddy told me
♪ Fairy tales can come true
♪ You got to make them happen
♪ It all depends on you
♪ So I work real hard each and every day
♪ Now things for sure are going my way
♪ Just doing what I do
♪ Look out, boys, I'm coming through
♪ And I'm almost there
(CROWD EXCLAIMING)
♪ I'm almost there
♪ People gonna come here from everywhere
♪ And I'm almost there
♪ I'm almost there
♪ There's been trials and tribulations
♪ You know I've had my share
♪ But I've climbed a mountain I've crossed a river
♪ And I'm almost there
♪ I'm almost there
♪ I'm almost there ♪
Excuse me!
You need a hand there, buddy?
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(CROWD CHEERING)
(EXCLAIMING)
Yes!
(LAUGHS)
(EXCLAIMING)
(GIGGLING)
Sire! I've been looking for you everywhere.
What a coincidence, Lawrence.
I have been avoiding you everywhere.
We're going to be late for the masquerade.
Listen, Lawrence, listen!
(EXCLAIMS IN DELIGHT)
It's jazz. It's jazz music!
It was born here.
Is beautiful, no?
No.
Dance with me, fat man.
Stay loose, Lawrence!
We're supposed to be at the LaBouff estate by now!
Yes, yes, yes, but first I buy everyone here a drink!
(CROWD CHEERING)
With what?
At this point, you have two choices,
woo and marry a rich young lady
or get a job!
(HORSE WHINNYING)
(GROANS)
All right. Fine. But first we dance!
No, this is idiocy!
For someone who cannot see his feet, you're very light on them!
Is perfect! You finally got into the music.
Do you get my joke?
Because your head is... It's in the tuba.
Get me out!
All right.
Hold on. One...
(LAUGHING)
How degrading! I've never been so humiliated.
Hello.
Gentlemen!
(GREETS IN FRENCH)
A tip of the hat from Dr. Facilier.
How y'all doing?
"Tarot readings, charms, potions. Dreams made real."
(EXCLAIMS)
Were I a betting man, and I'm not,
I stay away from games of chance...
LAWRENCE: Sire!
I'd wager I'm in the company of visiting royalty.
Lawrence. Lawrence!
This remarkable gentleman has just read my palm.
Or this morning's newspaper.
(SOFTLY) Sire! This chap is obviously a charlatan.
I suggest we move on to a less...
♪ Don't you disrespect me, little man
♪ Don't you derogate or deride
♪ You're in my world now, not your world
♪ And I got friends on the other side
♪ He's got friends on the other side
♪ He's got friends on the other side
That's an echo, gentlemen.
Just a little something we have here in Louisiana, little parlor trick.
Don't worry.
♪ Sit down at my table
♪ Put your minds at ease
♪ If you relax, it will enable me to do anything I please
♪ I can read your future
♪ I can change it round some, too
♪ I look deep into your heart and soul
♪ You do have a soul don't you, Lawrence?
♪ Make your wildest dreams come true
♪ I got voodoo, I got hoodoo
♪ I got things I ain't even tried
♪ And I got friends on the other side
♪ He's got friends on the other side
♪ He's got friends on the other side
♪ The cards, the cards The cards will tell
♪ The past, the present and the future, as well
♪ The cards, the cards, just take three
♪ Take a little trip into your future with me
♪ Now you, young man are from across the sea
♪ You come from two long lines of royalty
I'm a royal myself on my mother's side.
♪ Your lifestyle's high
♪ But your funds are low
♪ You need to marry a little honey whose daddy got dough
Mom and Dad cut you off, huh, playboy?
Eh, sad but true.
Now y'all got to get hitched. But hitching ties you down.
You just want to be free, hop from place to place.
But freedom takes green.
(DR. FACILIER CHUCKLING)
♪ It's the green, it's the green It's the green you need
♪ And when I look into your future it's the green that I seen
♪ On you, little man I don't want to waste much time
♪ You been pushed round all your life
♪ You been pushed round by your mother
♪ And your sister and your brother
♪ And if you was married
♪ You'd be pushed round by your wife
(CHUCKLES)
♪ But in your future, the you I see
♪ Is exactly the frog you always wanted to be
♪ Shake my hand
♪ Come on, boys Won't you shake a poor sinner's hand?
♪ Yes
♪ Are you ready?
♪ Are you ready?
♪ Are you ready?
♪ Are you ready?
♪ Transformation Central
♪ Transformation Central
♪ Transformation Central
♪ Reformation Central
♪ Reformation Central
♪ Reformation Central
♪ Transmogrification Central
(SHOUTS)
♪ Can you feel it?
♪ You're changing, you're changing
♪ You're changing, all right
♪ I hope you're satisfied
♪ But if you ain't, don't blame me
♪ You can blame my friends
♪ On the other side
♪ You got what you wanted
♪ You got what you wanted
♪ But you lost what you had
♪ But you lost what you had
♪ Hush ♪
BOBBLE: Right! Here we are.
A pretty large order of pollen pots
for the…
(ALL GASPING)
Last thing is berry bushels
to deliver to the glen…
Is it okay
if I just catch up with you later?
Oh, I suppose.
Can you find your way back?
-Yeah, yeah. Sure I can. -BOBBLE: Well, I…
-All right, then. -Just be careful!
Hi, there!
(VIDIA GASPS)
Sorry.
Vidia, right?
(SNEEZES)
We didn't officially meet.
I'm Tinker Bell.
Oh, yes.
The new girl.
That's right! So, what's your talent?
What do you think it is?
You're a pollen-izer? Pollen-ator?
Pollen-picker? Pollen-plucker?
I am a fast-flying fairy,
a true rare talent.
And this is but a small part of what I do.
I make breezes in the summer,
blow down leaves in the fall.
My winds even brought you here, dear.
Fairies of every talent depend on me.
Hey, that's just like what I do.
(SNORTS)
Excuse me?
I mean, tinkers help fairies
of every talent, too.
So we're kind of the same, you know?
Sweetie, I make forces of nature.
You make pots and kettles.
I work up in the sky,
and you work down in a ditch.
Don't get me wrong, sunshine.
Being a tinker is really swell and all,
but I wouldn't go around
bragging about your talent.
It's not like spring depends on you.
Of course it does!
And when I go to the mainland,
I'll prove just how important we are.
When who goes to the mainland?
Me, of course! For spring!
Oh, of course. You'll prove it, huh?
Yes, I will.
Well, I, for one,
am looking forward to that. Excuse me.
No. Excuse me.
"Mine is a rare talent."
Try and tell me tinkers don't matter.
I'll show her what a rare talent really is,
when I…
(GASPS)
(CLANKING)
(LAUGHING)
(GRUNTS)
(TINKER FAIRIES CHATTERING)
(CLANGING)
(BOBBLE AND CLANK EXCLAIM)
-Hey, Tink, what you got there? -Oh, hi.
I don't know. I just found them.
(SNIFFS)
Lost things.
-Lost things. -BOBBLE: Aye.
Stuff gets lost and washes up
on Neverland from time to time.
You know, from the mainland.
These come from the mainland?
That place sounds
more fascinating all the time.
Berry bushels, check.
Pollen pots, check. Lost things, check.
Lost things?
Why are you fiddling with that junk?
Oh, um…
Well, they were just so unusual.
You mustn't be wasting your time
with that rubbish.
And I won't have it
cluttering up my workshop.
And as for you two,
no more dilly-dallying around.
And don't forget about
the Queen's review tonight.
Goodness, there’s still
so much to be done!
(SIGHS)
Thank you.
Sorry about your trinkets, Miss Bell.
Well, we'd best be getting ready
for the review, anyway.
What is the Queen's review?
You see, the Queen is going to
review all the preparations for spring!
Yeah, it's a good time for us tinkers
to show what we can do, eh?
-Oh, indeed. -Really?
CLANK: Like me. I can be a wheel.
Perfect. That's my chance.
Okay, everybody, turn!
Ready for the base coat over here!
Splendid, splendid. Stack those neatly,
plenty of time before the Queen arrives.
FLOWER FAIRY 1: It's the Queen!
What? She's here? Now?
Play, music fairies.
Yes, play!
(PLAYING CELTIC MUSIC)
Queen Clarion, Your Illustriousness!
As Minister of Spring,
I welcome you to Springtime Square.
What? No fireworks, Minister?
Oh, well, yeah, that could be arranged.
Light fairies! Light fairies!
I'm teasing.
You always make such a fuss,
and everything always
turns out wonderfully.
(CHUCKLING)
Well, I think you'll find
that we have things well in hand.
When the Everblossom blooms,
we'll be ready to bring
spring to the mainland!
Music to my ears.
I know you've all put in months
of practice and preparation,
but keep up the good work
these last few days,
-because just as fairies… -TINKER BELL: Queen Clarion!
(MUSIC STOPS)
Queen Clarion!
-Did I miss anything? -No, no, no.
Phew! Good.
It's all right.
I came up with some fantastic things
for tinkers to use
when we go to the mainland.
(ALL GASPING)
What's she talking about?
TINKER BELL: Let me show you!
First, baby chipmunks
can't eat the whole nut, right?
Their little teeth can't chew big bites.
So you just crank back this lever,
and it's…
(GRUNTS)
(CRYING)
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
Whoops.
-It's kind of a work in progress. -Yes, yes, yes. Very clever.
And I made this, too.
It's a flower-sprayer.
-QUEEN CLARION: Tinker Bell, I… -Here, allow me to demonstrate.
(WHIMPERS)
(MUSIC PLAYING)
(MUSIC STOPS)
Sorry.
-But wait till you see this last one. -Tinker Bell, sweetheart,
has no one explained?
Explained what?
Tinker fairies
don't go to the mainland, dear.
What?
All of those things
are done by the nature-talent fairies.
Your work is here in Pixie Hollow.
-But I thought that… -I'm sorry, Tinker Bell.
Oh, okay. No. No, that's good.
I mean,
I really couldn't make it anyway.
So, good. Yeah.
This actually works out good.
I mean, well…
So, I'm just gonna… Yeah.
(FAIRY MARY HUMMING)
Back so soon?
You didn't go?
Goodness, no.
Far too much work to do down here.
(GRUNTING)
Vidia was right. Being a tinker stinks.
Excuse me?
It's just, why don't we get to go
to the mainland?
The mainland? Who gives
a pile of pebbles about the mainland?
But, Fairy Mary,
the other fairies get to go.
Now, Tinker Bell,
are you a garden fairy?
-Well, no. -Are you a light fairy?
Animal fairy? Water fairy, perhaps?
No and no.
No. You're not. You are a tinker.
It's who you are.
Be proud of it.
The day you can
magically make the flowers grow,
or capture the rays of the sun
and whatnot, then you can go.
Until then, your work is here.
(SIGHS)
Good idea, Fairy Mary.
Senator Johnson. Hey, Jimmy.
I hope you're leaving some of them beignets for your constituents.
Here you go, piping hot.
Gladys. Excuse me. Gladys, no. No.
(WHINING)
(LAUGHS) Okay, but just one.
But, Miss Charlotte, you said "later" two hours ago.
Otis, when a woman says "later," she really means "not ever."
Now run along.
There are plenty of young fillies dying
for you to waltz them into a stupor.
Give me them napkins, quick!
What on earth for?
I swear, I'm sweating like a sinner in church.
Tia, it's getting to be so late!
There's still a few stragglers.
It's just not fair! My prince is never coming!
Now, Lottie...
I never get anything I wish for!
Lottie, wait!
Just calm down. Take a deep...
Maybe I just got to wish harder.
Please, please, please, please, please, please!
Lottie, you can't just wish on a star and expect things...
MAN: Ladies and gentlemen!
His Royal Highness, Prince Naveen!
(GUESTS EXCLAIMING)
(WHISTLES)
(GUESTS APPLAUDING)
(WALTZ MUSIC PLAYING)
Evening, Tiana. Marvelous party.
Evening, Statler and Waldorf.
Fine-smelling beignets.
Going to be the house specialty
once I sign those papers y'all brought.
Yes. About that.
You were outbid.
What?
A fellow came in,
offered the full amount in cash.
Unless you can top his offer by Wednesday...
You can kiss that place goodbye.
You know how long it took me to save that money?
Exactly!
Which is why a little woman of your background
would have had her hands full trying to run a big business like that.
No, you're better off where you're at.
Now, wait a minute...
Love those beignets, though.
Now, hold on there! You come back...
(YELPS)
(SHATTERING)
Tia! Time to hit Prince Charming with those man-catching...
What happened?
I... I just...
You poor dear.
Oh, Prince Naveen, we'll be right back, sugar!
I got just the dress for you.
Tia, honey, did you see the way he danced with me?
A marriage proposal can't be far behind.
Thank you, evening star!
You know, I was starting to think that
wishing on stars was just for babies
and crazy people.
(GASPS)
Look at you.
Aren't you just as pretty as a magnolia in May?
Seems like only yesterday we were both little girls
dreaming our fairy tale dreams,
and tonight they're finally coming true.
Well, back into the fray.
Wish me luck!
Oh, Naveen...
♪ Almost
♪ Almost there
♪ People would have come from everywhere
♪ I was almost there ♪
I cannot believe I'm doing this.
Please, please, please.
(GASPS)
(SIGHS)
Very funny.
So what now? I reckon you want a kiss?
Kissing would be nice, yes?
(SCREAMING)
I'm sorry! I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I did not mean to scare you. I... Wait, no, no, no!
Wait. Hold on a sec...
(YELPS)
You have a very strong arm, Princess.
Okay, please! Put the monkey down.
Stay back or I'll...
Please, please, please.
(GRUNTS)
Oh, wow. Allow me to introduce myself.
I am Prince Naveen
(WEAKLY) of Maldonia.
Prince? But I didn't wish for any...
Hold on. If you're the prince,
then who was that waltzing with Lottie on the dance floor?
All I know is one minute I am a prince,
charming and handsome, cutting a rug,
and then the next thing I know, I am tripping over these.
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
I know this story!
(NAVEEN EXCLAIMS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
The Frog Prince?
Yes!
My mother had the servants read this to me every night.
Yes, yes, yes!
This is exactly the answer!
You must kiss me.
Excuse me?
You will enjoy, I guarantee.
All women enjoy the kiss of Prince Naveen.
Come. We pucker.
That's new.
Look, I'm sorry.
I'd really like to help you, but I just do not kiss frogs.
Wait a sec, but on the balcony, you asked me.
I didn't expect you to answer!
But you must kiss me.
Look, besides being unbelievably handsome, okay,
I also happen to come from a fabulously wealthy family.
Surely I could offer you some type of reward,
a wish I could grant, perhaps?
Yes?
Just one kiss?
Just one, unless you beg for more.
(EXCLAIMING IN DISGUST)
(SOFTLY) Okay, Tiana, you can do this. You can do this.
Just a little kiss. Just a little kiss. Okay.
(INHALES DEEPLY)
(GASPS)
(EXCLAIMS)
TIANA: You don't look that
much different,
but how did you get way up there?
And how did I get way down here in all this...
(GASPS)
(SCREAMING)
Easy, Princess. Princess, do not panic!
What did you do to me? I'm green and I'm slimy!
No! No, no, no, that is not slime.
What?
You are secreting mucus.
You... You...
(NAVEEN SHOUTS)
(BOTH SHOUTING)
(EXCLAIMING)
(SCREAMING)
Hey, Gladys!
Get them frogs!
Run!
I can't run. I'm a frog!
Then hop!
(BARKING)
Down, boy. Down, monster dog!
(BOTH SCREAM)
En garde!
NAVEEN: Look out! Out of the way! TIANA: Oh, no!
-Where are we going? -Excuse me!
TIANA: I can't see a thing! NAVEEN: Neither can I!
Wait! Gladys!
Going up!
Stella, it's me, Tiana!
Tiana?
Stella just talked to me. The dog just spoke to me!
You know, if you're going to let every little thing bother you,
it's going to be a very long night!
(GASPS) Oh, dear.
Oh! You're so quiet.
You let him go?
The poor devil was gasping, so I loosen the lid ever so slightly.
(GRUNTS)
(LAUGHING MALICIOUSLY)
Now how did I ever get tangled up in all this voodoo madness?
I can't go through with this!
(GROANS)
You wear this ghastly thing!
Careful with that!
Anything happens to this, I'm going to be...
Fun fact about voodoo, Larry.
Can't conjure a thing for myself.
Besides, you and I both know the real power in this world ain't magic.
It's money!
Buckets of it.
That's true.
Aren't you tired
of living on the margins while all those fat cats in their fancy cars
don't give you so much as a sideways glance?
Yes. I am.
All you got to do is marry Big Daddy's little princess,
and we'll be splitting that juicy LaBouff fortune right down the middle.
60-40, like I said.
Hmm. Yeah.
But what about Naveen?
Your little slip-up will be a minor bump in the road,
so long as we've got the prince's blood in this.
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
Yes.
TIANA: Voodoo?
You mean to tell me this all happened
because you were messing with the Shadow Man?
He was very charismatic.
(GROANS)
It serves me right for wishing on stars.
The only way to get what you want in this world
is through hard work.
Hard work? Why would a princess need to work hard?
Huh? Oh!
I'm not a princess. I'm a waitress.
A waitress?
Well, no wonder the kiss did not work. You lied to me!
No, I... I never said I was a princess.
You never said that you were a waitress!
You... You were wearing a crown!
It was a costume party, you spoiled little rich boy!
Oh, yes? Well, the egg is on your face, all right?
Because I do not have any riches.
What?
(LAUGHS) I am completely broke!
(BALLOON POPS)
Uh-oh.
(BOTH SCREAMING)
You said you were fabulously wealthy!
No. My parents are fabulously wealthy,
but they cut me off for being a...
Leech! Leech!
You're broke, and you had the gall to call me a liar?
(BOTH SCREAMING)
It was not a lie. I fully...
(SHOUTS)
Run!
I fully intend to be rich again.
Once I marry Miss Charlotte LaBouff. If she will have me.
You're a prince?
Obviously.
She'll have you.
(BOTH SCREAMING)
All right, then.
Once you two are married, you are going to keep your promise
and get me my restaurant, right?
Not so fast. I made that promise
to a beautiful princess, not a cranky...
Why are those logs moving?
TIANA: Those aren't logs.
(ALLIGATOR SNARLING)
(SCREAMS)
(CHUCKLES) I got dibs on the big one.
ALLIGATOR 1: Where'd they go?
ALLIGATOR 2: Where'd they go? ALLIGATOR 3: I saw him first!
ALLIGATOR 4: Come here,
you plump, tasty morsel!
ALLIGATOR 3:
That's my tail, pea brain!
ALLIGATOR 1: Where did they go?
Come on!
NAVEEN: Psst!
Lower the vine.
Find your own tree.
There he is!
I see him! I see him!
All right. Look, look. Help me get out of this jungle,
and once I marry Charlotte, I shall get you your restaurant.
You're going to taste so good basted and battered and fried!
Quick, quick! Pull me up!
ALLIGATOR 1: (LAUGHS)
You can hop, but you can't hide.
ALLIGATOR 3: We got all night.
(ALLIGATORS LAUGHING)
NAVEEN: Well, waitress, looks like
we're going to be here for a while.
So we may as well get comfortable.
(NAVEEN GROANS)
TIANA: Keep your slimy self
away from me!
I told you, it is not slime! It is mucus!
(HORNS HONKING)
(CROWD BOOS)
POUND: Excuse me. Oh, so sorry.
NAWT: Excuse me.
BUPKUS: Ow.
Get your feet out of my nose.
BANG: Quiet, they're looking.
NAWT: Hey, it's basketball.
BANG: Where? BLANKO: Whoa. Now what?
(CROWD CHEERS)
NAWT: Hey, hey! POUND: What?
NAWT: She's looking again. BUPKUS: Close it up.
-Tightly. -Aah.
POUND: You poked me again.
(NERDLUCKS GRUNTING)
-Sweetheart? -What?
-I thought you'd get better seats. -This is as good as I could get.
This guy next to me is doing something
very weird in his raincoat.
Honey, will you just let me watch
the game? Barkley's killing us.
Hey, someone's killing someone.
No. Seriously?
POUND: Wow, a killer. Let me see.
There. That's him, the killer.
He's big.
He's good.
He's mine.
NAWT: Okay, go get him. POUND: Yeah.
Get back on defense.
Let's go. Get back on defense, man.
(CROWD CHEERS)
What are you doing?
Time out. Call time out.
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
What's wrong with you, man?
You're killing us.
-Let him in. Open up. -Open.
BUPKUS: Wow. He did it.
I got it. I got his talent.
-All right. -Super.
-Sit down, Chuck. -Man, I'm fine. I am fine.
No, no. I played you too many minutes.
-But I'm not tired. -Go get the doctor.
-What's up, man? You all right? -Yeah.
You sure?
Come on, we're okay. You're okay.
Come on, let's go.
Come on, Patrick. It's showtime.
MAN: What's wrong with him?
Popcorn...
In a shocking development
five NBA players have been placed on
the disabled list in the last 24 hours
all suffering from the same
mysterious ailment.
-Yeah? Hmm. -Whatever this mystery is
-it affects the player's coordination. -I'll be home in a couple days.
-Watch Patrick Ewing. -Put your mom on the phone.
-It wasn't just in New York. -Hey, baby. How you doing?
-Check out the highlights. -You watching TV?
What the hell is going on?
-You gonna be all right? -I'm ready, coach. All right.
Looks like I retired just in time.
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
All right, baby, gotta go. I'll call you
later, okay? Love you. Bye.
It's open!
Come on, it's game time. Get your
Hanes on. Lace up your Nikes.
Grab your Wheaties and your Gatorade
we'll pick up your Big Mac on the way.
Now we take you live to the Forum
in Los Angeles
where the Lakers are refusing
to take the court.
(CHATTERING)
Guys, we gotta get dressed.
We got a game in five minutes. I mean,
we're talking about a huge fine here.
-No, we can't go in the locker room. -Oh, man.
You heard what happened to Barkley
and Ewing. There's germs in there.
Cedric, that was in New York,
3000 miles away.
Bacteria can travel faster than the
speed of light.
It could be Invasion
of the Body Snatchers.
PLAYER: Yeah, could be.
All right. Dress in the hallway.
PLAYERS: Okay.
(SNORING)
(EXCLAIMS IN PAIN)
TIANA: Rise and shine,
sleeping beauty! Gators are gone.
What?
We got to get back to New Orleans
and undo this mess you got us into.
FLOWER FAIRY 1:
Get your pixie dust yet?
SPARROWMAN 1: Just did.
-Nice day for flying. -FLOWER FAIRY 1: Sure is.
Here you go, Silvermist.
Thank you, Terence.
I hope Tinker Bell is okay.
I know. That poor little sapling.
She looked pretty wilted yesterday.
Well, I wouldn't blame her
if she stayed in bed all day.
Morning, girls!
ROSETTA: Tinker Bell? FAWN: Tinker Bell?
Guess what? I've decided I'm not
gonna be a tinker fairy anymore.
-What? -What?
Well, I was thinking.
Why do I have to be a tinker?
Just 'cause
some silly hammer glowed?
I mean, who's to say
it wasn't some big mistake?
Maybe I can just switch my talent.
Switch your talent?
I don't know, Tinker Bell…
If you could teach me your talents,
any of them,
maybe I could show the Queen
I can work with nature, too.
(BUZZING)
And then she'd let me go
to the mainland for spring.
Oh, Tinker Bell.
That's just not how it works.
-Well, maybe she could. -She's right. She could.
Well, I've never heard of someone
switching talents before.
She's right. Me, neither.
Look. You all do things that are
beautiful and magical and important.
But me, well,
there's gotta be more to my life
than just pots and kettles.
All I'm asking
is that you give me a chance.
I'll help you, Tinker Bell.
Thank you, Sil.
Me, too. Could be fun.
Well, first time for everything, I guess.
What harm can come from trying?
Well, I still think this is a bad idea.
(FROG CROAKING)
SILVERMIST: So, for your first day
of water fairy training,
I could show you
how to make ripples in the pond.
Okay!
Or teach you how to talk
to the babbling brook.
Oh, that sounds fun, too.
Or wait, wait, wait.
I got it, I got it, I got it!
Dewdrops on spider webs!
Come on. I'll show you how to do it.
-Good luck, Tink! -You can do it!
Oh, um…
Go get 'em.
Just cup your hands like this,
reach into the water, and…
Okay, you've heard of a dewdrop?
This is a don't drop.
That's water fairy humor.
It's good.
Come on.
Okay, Tink, now,
this next part can be a little tricky.
It takes a very steady,
delicate hand to…
Where's your dewdrop?
(GIGGLES)
Forgot my dewdrop.
Hey! I did
Shake that one off. Shake it off.
You can do this!
That's it. That's it, Tink.
You're doing it! You're…
(GROANS)
Now, Tink, try to…
No, no, sweetie, you need to…
Well, maybe if you…
(SPLASHING)
Well, you have to admire
her persistence.
SILVERMIST: Tinker Bell!
Although, sometimes hammers glow
for a reason.
(TINKER BELL GROANS)
Whoa.
(ALL GASPING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
You know, you always struck me
as a light fairy kind of gal.
(SCREAMS)
(BOBBLE HUMMING)
(SINGING)
Here we go in the treasure…
-Have you seen Tink? -No, thank you. Not thirsty!
No, no. Not "drink," Tink!
Pink? I like purple meself!
Tink! Have you seen Tink?
What?
I do not stink! Maybe it's you, eh?
Hey, have you seen Tink?
-Fairy Mary's gonna be cross. -Aye, Clank.
We'd better take some of this
off Miss Bell's plate, so…
-CLANK: All right, then. -No, no, no! Wait, wait, Clank!
What are…
Will you two stop mucking about?
-What Clank did was, he took it off… -Bobble told me that I should…
I see Tinker Bell has
got her work done, mysteriously.
Where is she, anyway?
(BOTH STAMMERING)
Well, you see, she's…
She went with Cheese to…
(GASPS)
No, no. Clank means
she went to get cheese, you see,
-the food, for Cheese the mouse… -Yes, the food, for Cheese the mouse.
…because he was whining.
Yeah. Like a baby.
BOBBLE: Like a wittle, wee baby, there.
Okay, what can I teach you that's
gonna do the least amount of damage?
Oh, I know. Follow me, Tinker Bell.
The last light of day,
it's the richest kind of all!
Wait for it. Wait for it.
Okay, and now!
Oh, wow.
It's incredible.
Now for the fun part.
-Do you think it's heavy? -No. It's light.
(EXAGGERATED LAUGH)
(WHISTLES)
(BUZZING)
Okay, okay.
(GROANS)
Stay.
-Here, Tink. Let me… -No! I almost got it.
If I just get you started…
This is impossible!
Look out!
(GASPS)
Oh, no.
Whoa!
I wonder how it's going.
Fly, Tink, fly!
Uh-oh.
FAWN: We'll save you, Tink!
SILVERMIST: Bob and weave!
Bob and weave!
ROSETTA: Cover your tushy!
(CLANK HUMMING)
-We fiddle and fix. -Craft and create.
-Carve acorn buckets. -To hold flower paint.
-Preparing for spring. -CLANK: We do all this and more.
-Yes, being a tinker is never a bore! -Yes, being a tinker is never a bore!
(BOTH GIGGLING)
FAIRY MARY: Tinker Bell,
I'd like a word with you.
Fairy Mary!
See, I was on my deliveries,
and it's actually kind of…
Save it.
I know what you've been up to, missy.
And I had such high hopes for you.
(BOTH HUMMING)
(SIGHS)
-You'd do well to listen to her… -Why?
So I can do this my whole life?
I don't wanna be just a stupid tinker!
No, no, not that you guys are…
I didn't mean that… Guys, I wasn't…
I have to go.
Okay, okay.
Now, which one of you maroons
has ever played basketball before?
I have, coach. And there's an important
strategic question I need to ask you.
Yes, yes?
What do you think? I'm kind of
partial to purple and gold, myself.
It goes better with my coloring.
A one, two, three, four.
Guys? Nice outfit, Daffy.
The little aliens say it's their turn
to, uh, use the court.
Sure, let the little pipsqueaks
knock themselves out.
Too bad you can't practice
getting taller, boys.
(TUNES LAUGHING)
(THUNDER CRASHES)
BUPKUS: Whoa! NAWT: Ah!
(YELLS)
(GROWLS AND CHUCKLES)
(ROARS)
(CHUCKLING)
Hey, little pig.
-Boo. -Aah!
I wet myself.
(MONSTARS CHUCKLING)
Time to play a little basketball.
Those little pipsqueaks
just turned into superstars.
They're monsters.
Suffering succotash.
They're Monstars.
Bye-bye.
Eh, I think we
might need a little bit of help.
Now, flap them. Flap them.
That's it! Have fun!
Hey, Tink! You ready?
A little nervous, actually.
Oh, don't be silly.
Come on, you'll be fine.
FAWN: We're teaching baby birds
how to fly.
First, you have to get their attention.
Smile and establish trust.
See? Okay, open your wings, honey,
and flap them up and down.
Up and down. That's the way.
Faster, faster.
That's right. Yes! You're doing it! Okay.
Come out this way a little bit.
You're okay. You're okay. You got it.
Keep flapping, keep flapping!
Hey, why don't you help
that last little guy?
(GROANS)
Okay, okay.
Just smile and establish trust.
Hi, there!
Hey, little fella,
you wanna do some flap-flap today?
Oh, sure you do!
All you do is,
you just flap your wings, like this.
No, no, no. None of that.
Come on. All we got to do is…
Look. I'm going to level with you, okay?
I kind of bombed out on
the whole water and light fairy things,
and I'm starting to
run out of options here.
If you could see fit
to flap your little wings
and take flight
for a few measly seconds,
I might be able to go to the mainland
and bring happiness to the world!
What do you say?
Wrong answer.
(SQUAWKS)
If I end up making acorn kettles
for the rest of my life,
I am holding you
personally responsible.
(SQUAWKING)
(LAUGHING) Hey, hey. Look at this!
Okay, just stop squirming.
Would you just… Hey!
Okay, okay, okay.
I'm letting go. I am letting go.
This is not working.
Hey, maybe that guy can help.
He's a really good flyer.
Hey, up there!
(HAWK SCREECHING)
(GASPS)
Hawk!
(BLOWING HORN)
-FAIRY 1: What's happening? -Quick, hide!
FAIRY 2: Look out!
(SCREECHING)
(TINKER BELL SHRIEKS)
A hawk! Tinker Bell's in trouble!
-Hey! -Vidia?
This is my hiding spot!
(BOTH SCREAM)
But it's all yours, now.
-Get him! -ALL: Get him!
(GRUNTS)
FAIRY 1: What? FAIRY 2: You all right?
FAIRY 1: So scary.
(ALL CHATTERING)
(ALL SNICKERING)
Are you okay, Vidia?
(GROWLS)
-Let me help you. -Don't touch me! I'm fine!
-But I was only trying to help. -Well, stop trying.
Tinker Bell…
I can't hold water. I can't hold light.
Birds hate me. I'm just so useless!
Tink.
(BILL SIGHS)
BILL: A hundred and seventy-five yards.
Okay, little fella. You my friend
or are you my enemy?
You are my friend, right?
You are my ally.
You are my associate,
my personal assistant.
You are my weapon. You are leaving.
-Great shot. -Nice shot, Mr. Murray.
MICHAEL: You can stop posing now.
(CHUCKLES)
-Good try. -Not bad, not bad.
-BILL: Something for you to shoot at. -Hit it good.
Do my best.
It was a good shot.
Yeah, I know.
Mike, I gotta ask you something.
The NBA has to face reality.
What's happening
to these players is serious.
They're gonna need new
players with talent.
Guys who are skilled, but never really
thought about a professional career before.
You think I got a shot?
-Come on, really? -No.
-Don't kid me. -Listen. It's a man's game.
-You can't play. -What if I tried really hard?
Keep it down. I'm trying to hit this ball.
It's because I'm white, isn't it?
No. Larry's white. So what?
Larry's not white. Larry's clear.
-Good shot, Larry. -STAN: That's nice.
Get inside his ball.
STAN: Whoa.
LARRY: You clowns can't beat that.
-My best shot ever. -You haven't played long.
A Hall-of-Fame shot.
-Really nice shot, Mr. Bird. -LARRY: Larry, please.
-Nice shot, Mr. Larry. -Nice shot, Larry.
You can do this.
Don't be nervous. You can do this.
Larry, you feel that the NBA
has to face reality, don't you?
Gotta look for more dominant players
in places they never looked before.
Just look at the ball. Visualize
where you want it to go.
-Right, right, right. -Be the ball. Be the ball.
Get off the tee.
You can't jump.
I... Yeah, go on.
-Close to the pin? -BILL: Close to the pin? For dinner?
LARRY: Sounds good. BILL: I'll go close to the pin.
-Okay, cool. -I'll take some of that.
BILL: That's not bad.
LARRY: Good shot.
Get down.
MICHAEL:
Look at that. Look at that spin.
Come on.
It is alive.
Yes! Yes! My first hole in one. Yes!
BILL: Oh.
LARRY: Don't say it. STAN: Never seen one of these before.
Larry, nothing but the bottom of the cup.
-BILL: That's his ball too. -Yeah, yeah, it's my ball. Sorry.
-Let me get a picture. -You guys are jealous.
All right, here we go.
Now, you gotta smile.
Reach in for
the ball and then smile, okay?
-Yes. -And you think, "This is good."
-MICHAEL: Just take the picture. -Okay.
-What kind of camera is that? -Just...
Don't point it at me. Close the lens cap.
-I didn't do anything. -Where did he go?
(YELLING)
Hey!
No, no, no!
(BIRDS TWITTERING)
Oh, uh, look out for that
first step, doc, it's a real lulu.
Bugs Bunny?
Eh, you were expecting
maybe the Easter Bunny?
-You're a cartoon. You're not real. -Not real, eh?
If I weren't real, could I do this?
Ugh.
Oh, look. Is that Michael?
It's Michael.
GRANNY: It's Air Jordan.
Basketball.
Ooh. I tought I taw...
I did. I did see Michael Jordan.
Pardon me, Mr. Jordan.
Uh, can I have your auto...?
Your John Hancock, please?
Back off. Let the doctor take a look.
-A little high. -No.
Going down.
No!
(CHATTERING)
So, what do you say we go
for a little spin?
Hmm. Now, let's see
what we got inside here.
(YODELS)
DAFFY: Say "ah."
All right. He's okay.
What's going on here?
Why, Michael,
I thought you'd never ask.
These aliens from outer space want
to make us slaves in their theme park.
What do we care? They're little.
So we challenged
them to a basketball game.
But then they show up
and they ain't so little. They're huge.
We need to beat these guys, because
they're talking about slavery.
They'll make us do stand-up comedy, the
same jokes every night for all eternity.
We'll be locked up like wild animals
and then trotted out to perform...
...for a bunch of lowbrow, bug-eyed,
fat-headed, humor-challenged aliens.
Uh, what I'm trying to say is...
...we need your help!
Yeah, but I'm a baseball player now.
Right. And I'm a Shakespearean actor.
Mike? Michael? It's Stan. Stan Podolak.
Uh, look,
I need you to come out now, okay?
Because you got a
baseball game tomorrow.
And I'd look pretty stupid
if you don't show up.
Think Michael's all right?
I hate to leave him like this.
I'm sure he's fine. I think he just had to
get away from that Stan character.
-God, he's pathetic, isn't he? -Yeah.
I'm gonna give us both twos back there.
We weren't in any kind of
emotional state to putt.
-I think that's fair. -Yeah.
Now, if Mike is gone, the NBA is
gonna need some new people.
There's room at the top.
An exciting guy who could maybe
even perform at half-time.
You still tight with David Stern?
A phone call from you...
Look, I want to help, but I haven't
played basketball in a long time.
-My timing's all off. -Eh, we'll fix your timing.
Look at our facilities.
We've got hoops.
ELMER: We got weights.
We've got balls. Whoa!
You sure do. This place is a mess.
Mess? You're worried about
a little mess?
There's nothing here a
little spit shine wouldn't fix.
-Spit shine! -Spit shine!
Lemony-fresh.
You guys are nuts.
Correction: We're Looney Tunes.
And as such are the exclusive property
and trademark of Warner Bros. Inc.
(RUMBLING)
(GROWLING)
I'm here.
Me too.
That hurt.
(GROWLING)
Who are these guys?
Well, uh, remember
the tiny aliens I told you about?
Oh.
You heard of the Dream Team? Well,
we're the Mean Team, wussy-man.
-Wussy-man. -Wussy-man?
We're the Monstars. M-O-N... Um...
Let's see what you got, chump.
I don't play basketball anymore.
"I don't play basketball anymore."
(LAUGHING)
Maybe you're chicken.
(MIMICS CHICKEN)
I say, I resemble that remark.
You calling me chicken?
Hey. Come here.
Here you go. Take him.
Watch the footwork. Can you believe it?
Get out of the way.
(YELLING)
POUND: Hey, everybody.
Look at your hero now.
(MONSTARS LAUGHING)
You guys are making a big mistake.
You're all washed up, baldy.
Baldy?
He is not washed up.
-Michael's the greatest ever. -Shut up.
Ooh.
(TWEETY WHIMPERING)
TWEETY: My poor little cranium.
-You okay? -Yeah, are you okay?
Whoops.
You're not scared of them,
are you, Michael?
-Let's play some basketball. -TUNES: Yeah.
I was not the one parading around with a phony-baloney tiara.
Music to paddle by.
I could use a little help.
Oh! I will play a little louder.
(PLAYING UPBEAT TUNE)
How about a little less picking and a...
(GASPS)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
I know that tune! Dippermouth Blues!
(PLAYING UPBEAT TUNE)
Play it, brother!
Oh, yeah!
(EXCLAIMING)
Where you been all my life?
Where did you learn to play like that?
Why, the park's the best jazz school in the world.
All the greats play the riverboats.
Old Louis would give anything to be up there jamming with the big boys.
Why don't you?
Oh, I tried once.
(PLAYING UPBEAT MUSIC)
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
It didn't end well.
Uh-huh. It has been a real pleasure meeting you, Louis.
And thank you kindly for not eating us, but we best be on our way.
Where... Where y'all going?
To find somebody to break this spell.
What spell?
Brace yourself, my scaly friend.
We are not frogs.
We are humans.
(LAUGHING)
Y'all serious?
I am Naveen, Prince of Maldonia.
And she is Tiana, the waitress.
(SOFTLY) Do not kiss her.
(GASPS) Now, just a second.
This goon here got himself turned into a frog by a voodoo man, and now...
Voodoo? Like the kind Mama Odie do?
Mama Odie?
Mama Odie. She the queen of the bayou.
She got magic and spells, all kind of hoodoo.
Could you take us to her?
Could you take us to her?
(GASPS) Through the deepest, darkest part of the bayou?
Facing razor-sharp pricker bushes
and trappers and hunters with guns?
No.
(PLAYING SOULFUL TUNE)
Watch and learn.
Louis, it is too bad we cannot help you with your dream.
If only you were smaller, less toothy,
you could play jazz to adoring crowds without scaring them.
(STOPS PLAYING)
Anyway, enjoy your loneliness, my friend.
(BIDS GOODBYE IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Cute, but it's not going to...
Hey, guys, I just had me a crazy idea!
What if I ask Mama Odie to turn me human?
Louis! You are a genius!
Hallelujah!
(PLAYING UPBEAT TUNE)
♪ If I were a human being I'd head straight for New Orleans
♪ And I'd blow this horn so hot and strong
♪ Like no one they've ever seen
♪ You heard of Louis Armstrong
♪ Mr. Sidney Bechet
♪ All those boys gonna step aside
♪ When they hear this old weirdo play
♪ Listen
Oh, yeah!
(BOTH YELP)
♪ When I'm human as I hope to be
♪ I'm gonna blow this horn till the cows come home
♪ And everyone's gonna bow down to me
Thank you, thank you.
Oh, thank you. I love you, too, baby.
♪ When I'm myself again I want just the life I had
♪ A great big party every night
♪ That doesn't sound too bad
♪ A redhead on my left arm A brunette on my right
♪ A blonde or two to hold the candles
♪ Now that seems just about right
Eh, Louis?
♪ Life is short When you're done, you're done
♪ We're on this earth to have some fun
♪ And that's the way things are
♪ Tell it, brother!
♪ When I'm human, and I'm gonna be
♪ I'm gonna tear it up like I did before
♪ And that's a royal guarantee
You are getting married!
Oh, right.
I'll just have to leave a string of broken hearts behind me!
♪ Your modesty becomes you and your sense of responsibility
♪ I've worked hard for everything I've got
♪ And that's the way it's supposed to be
♪ When I'm a human being at least I'll act like one
♪ If you do your best each and every day
♪ Good things are sure to come your way
♪ What you give is what you get
♪ My daddy said that and I'll never forget
♪ And I commend it to you
♪ When we're human
♪ When we're human
♪ And we're gonna be
♪ And we're gonna be
♪ I'm gonna blow my horn
♪ I'm gonna live the high life
♪ I'm gonna do my best to take my place in the sun
♪ When we're
♪ When we're
♪ Human
♪ Human ♪
CHARLOTTE: Prince Naveen, dear,
I am positively mortified
you had to endure that frog fiasco last night.
Well, when you're next in line for the throne,
you're poised like a panther,
ready to expect the unexpected.
(BOTH SNARL)
(EXCLAIMS)
Your ear?
What? Oh!
(WHIMPERS)
(LAUGHS)
Those pesky mosquitoes.
They're everywhere. Please.
(CLEARS THROAT)
Miss Charlotte, I can no longer ignore the throbbing of my
heart.
Even though our time together has been brief, it's been heavenly!
Land sakes, Prince Naveen!
You got me blushing like a...
Would you do me the honor of becoming Princess of Mississippi?
Are you serious?
As the plague.
Yes!
I most definitely will marry you!
There's so much to plan! I mean, the guest list,
the dress, the music, the flowers, the shoes...
(SQUEALS)
We're going to have ourselves a Mardi Gras wedding!
(SIGHS)
(GASPS)
No!
What do we do now?
Because somebody let our froggy prince come, Larry,
I'm reduced to asking for help
from my friends on the other side.
PLAYER: Yeah, serve her!
Come on! Rebound!
You're... You're Charles Barkley.
Girls. Come on over. Hurry up. Hurry.
Look. It's Charles Barkley.
Hey, can I play?
(GIRLS CHATTERING)
You're not Charles Barkley.
Just a wannabe who looks like him.
Sorry. Break out.
You shouldn't even be here. Be gone.
Wannabe. Be gone.
DOCTOR: Just a
few more tests, gentlemen.
Electrolyte levels, glucose,
CBCs, RBCs, etcetera.
And we've
scheduled a 12-lead stress test...
...and neurological battery
to include EEG, reflex tests...
And this girl, 5-feet-nothing,
blocked my shot.
When did you first start
having this dream?
It wasn't a dream. It really happened.
(BEEPING)
And it climbed up my back
and into my brain.
Are there any other areas
besides basketball...
...where you find yourself
unable to perform?
-No. -Just asking.
I've been MRI'd, EKG'd, x-rayed,
laser beamed...
I promise I'll never swear again.
I'll never get another technical.
I'll never trash-talk.
I've got other skills.
-I could go back and work on the farm. -Really?
Or maybe I could go back to the
jungle and be a missionary again.
What are you saying?
That I'm trying to disobey my mama?
I didn't say that. You did, Muggsy.
But I love my mama.
Still can't find anything wrong with us.
Hey, maybe nothing's wrong with us.
That's right, Muggs.
Maybe it's just in our head.
We're fine. It's just some
psychosomatic deal.
Or something to do with the moon,
or the alignment of the planet.
I'll never go out with Madonna again.
(GRUNTING AND PANTING)
What are you doing?
-I'm, uh... I'm fixing a divot. -Oh.
He's fixing a divot!
(BEEPS)
Has anyone here ever played basketball?
Um, I have.
I'd like to try out for the team.
-Hey. -Hi. My name is Lola Bunny.
-Lola? -Ha, ha. Yes.
Hello. Eh, my name is Bugs.
Ahem. You want to
play a little one-on-one, doll?
-"Doll"? -Uh-huh.
-On the court, Bugs. -Sure.
Ooh. She's hot.
(SIZZLES)
There she goes.
-Ready? -Yes.
I got it. I got it.
That girl's got some skills.
Yes?
Don't ever call me "doll."
Check.
Hey, nice playing with you.
Very smooth.
Ah, she's obviously nuts about me.
Obviously.
(SPEAKS IN FRENCH)
MICHAEL: Okay. Where's the ball?
Let's do some drills.
(TUNES CHATTERING)
Can anyone lend me a pair of sneakers?
Uh, sneakers?
-Sorry. -Someone has to go to my house...
-...and pick up my basketball gear. -To your house?
-In 3-D land? -MICHAEL: Yeah.
Whatever you do...
...don't forget my North Carolina shorts.
Your shorts? From college?
I wore them under my
Chicago Bulls uniform every game.
Hey. I washed them after every game.
-Yeah. -Sure.
I did.
Now, this restaurant of yours, is it going to have etouffee?
Jambalaya, gumbo. It's going to have it all.
I've always wanted to try red beans and rice, muffulettas, po' boys.
Stop, Louis.
You two are making me so very hungry.
Interesting.
What are you doing?
(SOFTLY) Shh! You are frightening the food.
(LAUGHS)
This is harder than it looks.
(GROANS)
(GASPS)
What? Oh, no. No, no, no.
There is no way I am kissing a frog
and eating a bug on the same day.
(SHOUTS)
(MUFFLED) No! No, no.
Hello.
Hold still.
Stop moving! You are making this very difficult!
Y'all find anything to eat yet? Oh, my.
Hang on. Old Louis got it covered.
NAVEEN: No, no... TIANA: Don't...
LOUIS: How's that?
This could be a little better.
You know what this needs?
A sharp stick! Be right back.
(SCATTING)
This is all your fault.
My fault? My fault...
Let me tell you something. I was having a wonderful time until...
Coo! Well, look here!
Girl, I guess you and your boyfriend
got a little carried away. Am I right?
Oh, no, no!
Do not be ridiculous!
He's not my boyfriend!
I am the Prince of Mississippi!
Let me shine a little light on the situation.
(GRUNTING)
That's more better. Yeah.
It's okay, baby. I don't explode me.
I ain't no firecracker!
I just got my big flashlight glowing! That's right!
The women like a man with a big back porch!
Lord, you done this up real good, for sure.
Now where this go to at?
Hang on, Cap. I'm just going to give a little twist here.
We're getting to know each other now!
(RAY WHOOPS)
♪ Won't you catch a fish? Catch one, catch two
(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
♪ We're back in the bayou 'round fishin' time ♪
(BOTH SCREAM)
It's about time I introduce myself.
My name Raymond, but everybody call me, "Ray."
Pardon me, but your accent, it's funny, no?
I'm a Cajun, brah. Born and bred in the bayou.
Y'all must be new around here, huh?
Actually, we are from a place far, far away from this world.
Go to bed! Y'all from Shreveport?
No. No, no, no. We are people.
Prince Charming here got himself turned into a frog
by a voodoo witch doctor.
Well, there you go.
And we were on our way to Mama Odie.
We think maybe she.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Mama Odie? Y'all headed the wrong directional, chere.
Now what kind of chucklehead told y'all to go this way?
I found a stick!
Louis.
Ray here says you've been taking us in the wrong direction.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
I was... Well, listen.
I was confused by the topography and the geography
and the choreography and...
First rule of the bayou, never take direction from a gator.
(WHISTLES)
Why, me and my relationals will help show y'all the way.
(EXCLAIMS)
Hey, Cousin Randy! You ready for a little bayou zydeco?
Ready when you are, Cousin Ray.
All right, Lulu. Let's get to it, darling.
(PLAYING UPBEAT MUSIC)
Come on, chere! Just follow the bouncing butt!
♪ We're gonna take you there We're gonna take you there
♪ We're gonna take you all the way there
♪ Gonna take you there We're gonna take you there
♪ We're gonna take you all the way
Oh, yeah!
♪ Goin' down the bayou Goin' down the bayou
♪ Goin' down the bayou Takin' you all the way
We got the whole family.
There goes Mimi, Cousin Beaudreaux.
Oh, Grandmama! Y'all light out!
Hmm?
♪ We all gonna pull together Down here that's how we do
♪ Me for them and them for me
♪ We all be there for you
♪ We goin' take ya We goin' take ya
♪ We goin' take ya all the way there
♪ We know where you're goin' and we're goin' with you
♪ Takin' you all the way
♪ Goin' down the bayou
♪ Goin' down the bayou
♪ Goin' down the bayou
♪ Takin' you all... ♪
Yeah, you know!
Come on, y'all!
Keep that line flowin' and the lights a-glowin'!
Yeah, you're right!
Friends, I know I'm in hock to y'all pretty deep already,
but seems our little froggy prince lost his way
and I need your generous assistance getting him back.
(LAUGHS)
I hear you! Now, what's in it for y'all?
Well, as soon as I dispose of Big Daddy LaBouff
and I'm running this resort,
(LAUGHING MALICIOUSLY)
I'll have the entire city of New Orleans in the palm of my hand.
And you'll have all the wayward souls
your dark little hearts desire.
(LAUGHING) Y'all love that, don't you?
So, we got ourselves a deal?
(SHRIEKING)
(LAUGHING)
Now we're cooking! We're going to find ourselves a frog!
Search everywhere! The quarter, the bayou.
Bring him to me alive. I need his heart pumping for now.
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
(CONTINUES LAUGHING)
RAY: I'll take them the rest of the way.
Nice meeting y'all!
Bye-bye, Pookie!
(RAY SPEAKING FRENCH)
BEAUDREAUX: Will do, Cousin Ray!
And don't forget to tell Angela, Ray say, "Bonne chance!"
That's your girl?
Oh, no, no.
My girl? Ho, ho, ho. That's Evangeline.
Evangeline?
She the most prettiest firefly ever did glow.
(SQUEALS)
You know, I talk to Evangeline most every night.
She's kind of shy. Don't say much.
And I know in my heart
someday we are going to be together. Yeah.
-Aw! That's so sweet. -NAVEEN: Yeah, so sweet.
Just do not settle down so quickly, my friend.
There are plenty of fireflies in the swamp.
(TIANA GROANS)
What?
(SHOUTS IN PAIN)
Pricker bushes got me!
Gator down! Gator down!
The darkness is closing in! I'm so cold.
RAY: Will you hold still, you big baby?
(LOUIS SCREAMING)
RAY: I ain't touched it yet.
(CLATTERING)
Oh! Take a look at them two jumpers.
I can taste them frog legs already.
Bet they taste real good with the sauce piquant, right, Pa?
(SOFTLY) Will you keep quiet?
(EXCLAIMS IN PAIN)
(MUMBLING)
Oh! My thoughts exactly, Two Fingers.
It is time to catch us some frogs!
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
(EXCLAIMS)
You know, waitress,
I have finally figured out what is wrong with you.
Have you now?
You do not know how to have fun. There.
Somebody had to say it.
Thank you,
because I figured out what your problem is, too.
I'm too wonderful?
(GRUNTS)
No, you're a no-'count, philandering, lazy bump on a log.
(CHUCKLES)
(COUGHS) Killjoy.
What did you say?
Nothing.
(COUGHS) Stick in the mud.
Listen here, mister.
This stick in the mud has had to work two jobs her whole life
while you've been sucking on a silver spoon
chasing chambermaids around your ivory tower!
Actually, it's polished marble.
(NAVEEN SHOUTS)
I got me one, boys! Y'all get that little one over there!
(GASPS)
(CHUCKLING)
(GROANING)
(PANTING)
(YELPS)
REGGIE: That's good hunting today,
yes, indeed!
Hunters with guns!
(LOUIS SCREAMING)
Look at them big frog legs.
I want me some corn bread with this dinner!
Oh, no! A bug got to do what a bug got to do!
(GROANING)
I think I done chipped my favorite tooth.
(GASPS)
Here I come, Two Fingers! I'll help...
(EXCLAIMING)
Pa! We got one!
Shush now! Get on quiet there!
What happened to yours?
Shut your trap, Darnell!
(LAUGHS) Free!
(SCATTING)
(GASPS)
(SHOUTS)
(THUDS)
Pa, did you hear that suspicious thud?
Yeah. I sure did.
(GASPS)
(SHUSHING)
What are you two gawking at?
(GROANING)
Just missed him!
I will make him pay for his insolence!
Two Fingers! I need some help over here!
Now! Go!
Would you stop that?
(RIFLE COCKI)
Hold still.
No, no, no. No, you idiot, not there!
(LAUGHING)
Watch this.
(EXCLAIMS)
Missed it!
(CHUCKLES)
Get them froggies!
(ALL GROANING)
(EXCLAIMS IN PAIN)
(GROANS)
These two ain't like no frogs I ever seen.
They smart.
And we talk, too.
(ALL SCREAMING)
(COUGHING)
You all right there, little shrimp?
King prawn. I'm fine. But your breath done near kill me to death.
Would you mind?
I got you covered, bro.
Much obliged, peewee.
Now how about the other side?
(GROANS)
"And we talk, too." I like that. You are secretly funny.
Not a stick in the mud? Say it. Say it.
Well, I wouldn't go...
All right. You're not exactly...
I can't hear you. I'm sorry. What?
...a complete stick deep in the mud.
(GROANING)
Easy. Easy!
This one's in there, ain't it? Hold on.
Holy...
(GRUNTING)
Chere, I know we gots to get to Mama Odie lickety-split,
but this particular extractification is going to take a while.
Yeah.
Poor Louis.
You know what would make me feel better?
(SCREAMING)
Crawfish smothered in remoulade sauce... Mercy!
-RAY: Just a little more! -With some Bananas Foster
sprinkled with pralines...
Oh, Mama!
How about some swamp gumbo?
That will do.
(SHOUTING)
Sounds delicious. I'll start with a pre-dinner cocktail
and something to nibble on while I wait. Thanks.
No, no, no, your royal highness.
You are going to mince these mushrooms.
(STUTTERS) Do what?
Mince the mushrooms!
Hop to it!
-Little ridiculous. -TIANA: Are you mincing?
All right! Relax.
(HUMMING)
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
One.
Step aside, mister.
Watch and learn.
Oh! All right.
(CHUCKLES)
There you go.
You know,
I've never done anything like this before.
Really?
All right.
But when you live in a castle, everything is done for you.
All the time. They dress you. They feed you. Drive you.
Brush your teeth.
Oh, poor baby.
I admit it was a charmed life until the day my parents cut me off,
and suddenly I realized
I don't know how to do anything.
Well, hey, you got the makings of a decent mushroom mincer.
You think so?
Keep practicing and I just might hire you.
Really?
No.
(GROANS)
Come on! What was that? That was below the frog belt.
Great.
I failed for the third time in a row.
At this rate, I should get to
the mainland right about… Oh… Never!
(METALLIC CLANG)
Huh?
Yes!
Sil!
(MELODY PLAYS)
(GASPS)
(ALL GASPING)
Beautiful.
(MELODY PLAYING)
FAWN: You fixed it! SILVERMIST: Wow!
IRIDESSA: Beautiful! ROSETTA: Amazing!
What are you guys doing here?
IRIDESSA: It might be
the sparkliest thing I've ever seen,
and I've seen a lot of sparkly things!
It's a really pretty thingy. What is it?
I don't know. I just found it.
Tinker Bell, don't you even realize
what you're doing? You're tinkering!
What? No, no, this isn't… I was just…
Creating those gadgets,
figuring things out, fixing stuff like this,
that's what tinkering is, sweetie!
Don't you like doing this?
Isn't it what you really love?
Yeah! Who cares about
going to the mainland, anyway?
Well, I do, remember?
I want to see
where these things come from.
Why are you saying this?
Are you just giving up on me?
I mean, aren't you going to teach me
to be a garden fairy anymore?
Sweet pea, I think this is your talent.
Tink, we just want you to be happy.
If you really want me to be happy,
you'll help me get to the mainland
like you promised.
Please, Tinker Bell, just think about it.
DAFFY: The view back here stinks.
BUGS: Whoa. DAFFY: What?
BUGS: We're right in front
of Michael's house.
DAFFY: I knew that.
BUGS: Shh. Okay, let's go in this way.
DAFFY: I say, let's go in that way.
BUGS: He just never learns.
DAFFY: Now, let me see.
I must be very, very close.
(GROWLS)
Mother.
-(DOG BARKING) -(DAFFY YELLING)
(BUGS HUMMING)
Nice digs.
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
Well, well. I wonder who that could be.
Twinkle, twinkle, little star.
Shh. Everyone's sleeping.
-I knew that. -Come on, come on.
We gotta find Michael's basketball stuff.
Nope. Nothing in here.
Nope. Ah, but a very nice dinette set.
Uh-uh. Not here.
Let's look upstairs.
Yes, oh, fearless leader.
So he needs his special underwear.
Oh. Shh.
Sorry. You think she's got enough toys?
BUGS: Speaking of toys, you know
all those mugs and t-shirts
and lunch boxes...
-...with our pictures on them? -Yeah.
BUGS: You, uh, ever see any
money from all that stuff?
DAFFY: Ha. Not a cent. BUGS: Hmm. Me neither.
DAFFY: It's a crying shame.
We gotta get new agents.
We're getting screwed.
BUGS: We have found the trophy room.
Now spread out and search the place.
Yes, sahib. Oh, brother.
Here I am, in the peak of my form
playing second banana...
-...to some sort of a harebrain. -Yap, yap, yap. Hmm.
This could be useful. Aha.
If this were a union job, I...
That's very nice.
Oh, one of his shoes.
Where is that other shoe?
Where are you?
Eureka!
Come to Papa.
(BUGS GRUNTING)
-Oops. -What a fuzz-foot.
You are so clumsy.
-Catch, feather head. -Thanks.
-Well, time to go. -Did we get everything?
-The shorts. -The shorts.
BUGS: In there?
Okay, I'll check.
(GROWLS)
I found the shorts.
(DAFFY YELLS)
The pain.
-I'm right behind you, pal. -Uh, that's none too reassuring.
Nice puppy. How's about a bone?
-No dice. -What about a nice holiday ham?
He ain't buying it.
-Can't we talk this over? -Down, Beethoven.
Ooh. The kids are here.
Give it to me, Charles.
-Here you go, Bugs. -Thanks, kid.
Shoo. Shoo.
(WHIMPERS)
Bad dog. That is the last time I'm ever
working with dogs or children.
-Bye-bye. -Hey, where you going?
Well, uh, you see, the Looney Tunes
have a big basketball game coming up...
-...and, uh, your dad's gonna play. -All right.
Yeah. But don't tell anybody.
(DOOR CLOSES)
(PSYCHIC HUMMING)
I see aliens.
Little aliens from outer space.
They forced their way
inside your bodies.
They need your talent to win a
basketball game against Bugs Bunny.
PATRICK: (WHISPERS) Bugs Bunny?
I also see Michael Jordan
being sucked down a golf hole...
...by furry creatures.
-That's it. We're out of here. -We're leaving now.
-Let's try some acupuncture. -Good idea. Bye.
STAN: This is it. This is it.
I don't know where you are, Michael,
but wherever you are...
...you obviously enjoy being there
more than spending time with me.
You better hope this Jordan character
still know how to play hoops.
BUGS: You and me both, brother.
DAFFY: Listen, how is this
for a new team name:
-The Ducks. -BUGS: Please.
What kind of
Mickey Mouse organization
would name their team the Ducks?
DAFFY: So sue me. It's just a suggestion.
(BUGS HUMMING)
You're doing it.
You're becoming mighty.
PORKY:
Come on, guys. No pain, no gain.
I don't hear it. What is it?
-FOGHORN: Come on. -Come on.
-Eh, guys? -ALL: Yes?
Look who's finally ready to play.
Let's see if I remember how to do this.
Nice.
(CLAPPING)
(CHUCKLES)
Michael!
Is it really you? Oh!
Thank God you're all right.
Oh! I was so worried.
Come on, Stan. Don't hug me, please.
-Sorry. -What are you doing here?
I gotta take you back.
You got baseball practice.
I can't. I'm helping my friends
in their basketball game.
Michael, you know that
your friends are cartoon characters?
Yeah. So?
Doesn't bother you, it doesn't bother me.
Let me help. Let me help. I can help.
-What can you do? -Well, you know, I mean...
...I may not be very tall, but I'm slow.
-And large. -And a dork.
I'll do anything, Michael. Anything.
Anything? -Anything.
Come here. Come here for a second.
-Sit right here. -Okay.
-Okay? -Okay. No problem.
All right. All right, let's go, team.
(CHUCKLES)
If somebody gets injured,
we could see a lot of minutes.
I'm a cheerleader.
(WHOOSHING)
(SHRIEKING)
(SHADOWS SHRIEKING)
RAY: ...you going to see a blind nutria.
You say, "Hello." And he say, "What?"
And you say, "That a ugly fish."
(ALL LAUGHING)
Anyone for seconds?
That was magnificent! You truly have a gift.
Why, thank you.
(RAY GASPS)
There she is.
The sweetest firefly in all creation.
Evangeline?
I want to meet this girl. Where she at?
How you can miss her?
She glowing right up there in front of y'all.
♪ Look how she lights up the sky
♪ Ma belle Evangeline
(LAUGHS) That ain't no weird...
Shh!
♪ So far above me, yet I
♪ Know her heart belongs to only me
(RAY SINGING IN FRENCH)
(TRANSLATING) I adore you.
I love you.
I'm just translating.
♪ You're my queen of the night
♪ So still, so bright
♪ That someone as beautiful as she
♪ Could love someone like me
No. I don't dance.
♪ Love always finds a way, it's true
I've never danced.
♪ And I love you, Evangeline
If I can mince, you can dance.
(EXCLAIMS)
(EXCLAIMS)
RAY: ♪ Love is beautiful Love is wonderful
♪ Love is everything
♪ Do you agree?
(RAY EXCLAIMS IN FRENCH)
♪ Look how she lights up the sky
(GASPS)
♪ I love you, Evangeline ♪
Ah!
Lottie's getting herself one heck of a dance partner.
We best be pushing on.
(SIGHS)
(SCREAMS)
Tiana!
Naveen!
(SHOUTS)
RAY: No, no, no!
(NAVEEN GRUNTS)
(GASPS)
Not bad for a 197-year-old blind lady.
(CHUCKLING)
Now which one of you naughty children
been messing with the Shadow Man?
TIANA: We're so glad we found you,
Mama Odie.
Ray and Louis here have been telling us all about you.
We've been traveling quite a long way,
and you can't imagine what we've been through.
And we...
And we heard that you...
Juju!
(LAUGHS) Come on over here, you bad boy.
Give us a little sugar, now.
(GAGGING)
Y'all just loves your mama, don't you?
Good to see you again, Ray. How's your grandmama?
She's fine.
Got in a little trouble for flashing the neighbors again.
Oooh, I like that gal's spunk!
(LAUGHING)
Mama Odie.
We don't want to take up too much of your time...
Y'all want some candy?
(STUTTERING)
Not really.
No, thank you.
Now, that's too bad. It's a special candy.
Would have turned y'all human.
Wait! Don't! Please don't take it!
No! Please!
I'm just messing with y'all.
How on Earth did you know that we wanted to turn back...
(SNORING)
Mama Odie?
Juju!
Why didn't you tell me my gumbo was burning?
You sure this is the right queen?
Pretty sure.
Can't believe this. Got to do everything around here.
Mama Odie, if you...
Taste this!
Well?
Hit it hard with a couple of shots of Tabasco and it's the bee's knees.
Now, can we...
Nerdy!
(EXCLAIMING)
That's got some zang to it!
That's just what it needed.
Now, y'all figure out what you need?
It's just like you said, Mama Odie. We need to be human.
(SCOFFS)
Y'all ain't got the sense you was born with!
Y'all want to be human but you're blind to what you need!
What we want? What we need? Is all the same thing, yes?
(EXCLAIMS IN PAIN)
Is the same thing? No!
You listen to your mama now.
♪ Don't matter what you look like
♪ Don't matter what you wear
♪ How many rings you got on your finger
♪ We don't care, no
ALL: ♪ We don't care
♪ Don't matter where you come from
♪ Don't even matter what you are
♪ A dog, a pig, a cow, a goat
♪ Had 'em all in here
ALL: ♪ Had 'em all in here
♪ And they all knew what they wanted
♪ What they wanted me to do
♪ I told 'em what they needed Just like I be telling you
ALL: ♪ You got to dig a little deeper
♪ Find out who you are
ALL: ♪ You got to dig a little deeper
♪ It really ain't that far
♪ When you find out who you are
♪ You'll find out what you need
♪ Blue skies and sunshine
ALL: ♪ Blue skies and sunshine
♪ Guaranteed
♪ You got to dig
ALL: ♪ Dig
♪ You got to dig
ALL: ♪ Dig
♪ Prince Froggy is a rich little boy You want to be rich again
♪ That ain't gonna make you happy now
♪ Did it make you happy then? No!
♪ Money ain't got no soul Money ain't got no heart
♪ All you need is some self-control
♪ Make yourself a brand-new start
ALL: ♪ You got to dig a little deeper
♪ Don't have far to go
ALL: ♪ You got to dig a little deeper
♪ Tell the people Mama told you so
♪ Can't tell you what you'll find
♪ Maybe love will grant you peace of mind
♪ Dig a little deeper and you'll know
-MAMA ODIE: Miss Froggy. -Ma'am?
Might I have a word?
Yes, ma'am.
You's a hard one, that's what I heard.
♪ Your daddy was a loving man Family, through and through
♪ You your daddy's daughter What he had in him, you got in you
ALL: ♪ You got to dig a little deeper
♪ For you, it's gonna be tough
ALL: ♪ You got to dig a little deeper
♪ You ain't dug near far enough
♪ Dig down deep inside yourself
♪ You'll find out what you need
ALL: ♪ Blue skies and sunshine Guaranteed
♪ Open up the windows! Let in the light, children!
ALL: ♪ Blue skies and sunshine Blue skies and sunshine
♪ Blue skies and sunshine
♪ Guaranteed ♪
Well, Miss Froggy, do you understand what you need now, child?
Yes. I do, mama.
I need to dig a little deeper and work even harder
to get my restaurant.
(SOBS)
All right, y'all, one more time!
♪ It don't matter what you look like It don't... ♪
Nobody is going to sing with Ray? Okay.
Well, if y'all are set on being human, there's only one way.
Gumbo, gumbo in the pot.
We need a princess, what you got?
(SNORING)
Lottie? But she's not a princess.
Hush up and look at the gumbo.
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
Ta-da!
TIANA: That's right. Big Daddy's
King of the Mardi Gras parade.
So that makes Lottie a princess.
Does that count?
Yes, it does,
but only till the stroke when Mardi Gras is over.
(EXCLAIMS)
Hop-along, you only got till then to get that princess to kiss you.
Once she does, boom!
(MAMA ODIE CHUCKLES)
You both turn human!
The stroke?
That doesn't give us much time at all.
What about me, your Majesty?
I want to be human, too, so I can play music with the big boys.
I want fingers and toes and a bellybutton.
Not the kind that sticks out but the kind that goes in.
Jabber Paws, you dig a little deeper,
you'll find everything you need.
Come on, come on, come on.
There's a lot of street between here and New Orleans.
Y'all best get to swimming.
Wait! I got a better idea.
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
Will you teach me how to be
a fast-flying fairy?
Please? I know I could do it!
With your help, I could be flying
as fast as you in no time.
Vidia, you're my last hope.
All my friends have given up on me.
Rosetta won't even try to teach me
to be a garden fairy now.
I bet I could at least paint some flowers
or plant some sproutlings.
I mean,
there must be something I could do.
Or if you really want to be
a garden fairy…
(SQUEAKING)
Capture the sprinting thistles.
Well, okay. I can do this. Yeah!
Okay. Ready, Cheese?
Come on. They're just weeds.
Besides, there were only
seven or eight at the most, right?
Hyah!
We can do this. I know we can do this.
What do you say?
Attaboy.
This ought to be good.
TINKER BELL: Come on, you!
Oh, come on!
Just a bit this way!
It's working! It's working!
Come on!
(GRUNTS)
Wait, wait, wait.
Come back! Come back!
These things just won't listen!
Come on, Cheese. Go, go, go!
Okay, definitely more than eight.
Please file into the corral
in an orderly manner!
Wait!
Oh, no! Come on!
Come on, now.
(RUMBLING)
TINKER BELL: Sorry. Sorry.
Excuse me. So sorry.
This is the last batch.
(GARDEN FAIRIES SCREAMING)
GARDEN FAIRY: Look out!
Sorry. Sorry!
Oh, no.
Tink. What happened?
-I… -Tinker Bell,
what did you think you were doing?
I was just… I was just trying to…
I thought if I could capture
the thistles, then…
There isn't a garden fairy alive
who can control those weeds!
-What were you trying to prove? -I…
She's right, Tink.
This has all gone too far.
By the second star!
All the preparations for spring…
How did this…
Queen Clarion, it was me.
I did it. It was all my fault.
Tinker Bell.
(WEEPING) I…
I'm sorry.
SPRING: I don't think we can
fix this in time.
We're going to have to cancel spring,
or postpone it at the very least.
WINTER: What, and put my
snowflake fairies back to work? Oh, no.
SUMMER:
But we can't! We can't do that!
If the snow isn't melted,
the seedlings won't grow,
the fruit won't ripen in the summer…
And in the autumn,
there will be nothing to harvest.
Spring must happen on time,
or the balance of nature
will be undone!
There must be something we can do!
Certainly this has happened before!
It has!
Did you ever hear of the Ice Age?
Settle down, all of you.
Fairy Mary, is it even possible to redo
everything in such a short time?
-No. -SPRING: Oh, no.
We were so close,
and now it's all gone.
SUMMER: Who's going to paint
our leaves now?
AUTUMN: The apples and pumpkins
will never grow.
SUMMER: No rolling hills
covered in daffodils?
SPRING: And it took months to harvest
all those seeds!
AUTUMN: Animals waking
from hibernation
will have nothing to eat!
You okay, Tink?
Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.
I just came hoping to get a quick refill.
I'm going away for a while.
-Well, how long you going to be gone? -Well, actually, forever.
Forever? Well,
(CHUCKLES) in that case,
a double scoop.
Forever's a pretty long time, so I hear.
Thanks, Terence.
You know my name?
Well, sure. Why wouldn't I?
I don't know.
I'm just a dust-keeper guy.
I'm not exactly seen as the most
important fairy in Pixie Hollow.
Terence, what are you talking about?
You're probably the most important one
there is!
Without you,
no one would have any magic!
Why, your talent makes you
who you are!
-You should be proud of it! I mean… -I am.
(STAMMERING) I'd better get going.
(SIRENS WAILING)
(CHATTERING)
FOREMAN: Mr. Commissioner,
we've got the place sealed off.
Quiet! Ladies and gentlemen,
please, quiet!
Listen. After meeting with team owners,
I have decided
that until we can guarantee the health
and safety of our NBA players
there will be no more basketball
this season.
(SHOUTING)
(HORNS HONKING)
(CROWD CHEERING)
Yes.
(GROWLING)
Just get out of my way.
-Ready? -ALL: Yes!
Let's go.
Are these the best seats?
Like them. Yes.
Can see everything from here.
Very good.
(SNORING)
-Ready to go? -Yeah, yeah, sure, sure. Riot.
(CLEARS THROAT)
(IN DEEP VOICE)
Ladies and gentlemen...
...the starting lineup for the Tune Squad.
(CHEERING)
Standing 2-foot-4,
The Wonder From Down Under...
...the Tazmanian Devil.
At small forward,
standing a scintillating 3-foot-2...
...The Heartthrob of the Hoops,
Lola Bunny.
At power forward, The Quackster
of the Courts, Daffy Duck.
DAFFY: Thank you. Thank you.
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
(MAN COUGHS)
Very funny. Let's all laugh at the duck.
And at point guard, standing 3-foot-3,
4 feet if you include the ears...
...co-captain of the Tune Squad...
...The Doctor of Delight, Bugs Bunny.
Thank you. Thank you.
And now, the player-coach
of the Tune Squad...
...at 6-foot-6, from North Carolina...
...His Royal Airness, Michael Jordan.
Who? Is he a Looney Tune?
Uh... Uh, well, perhaps.
-You guys ready? -I'm set to take it to the rack, Jack.
Those Monstars will
wish they'd never been born.
-Guys, let's just go out and have fun. -ALL: Yeah!
ANNOUNCER: The challengers
for the Ultimate Game...
...all the way from Moron Mountain:
The Monstars.
Go Monstars! Go Monstars!
Go Monstars!
(CROWD BOOING)
(GROWLS)
What are you looking at?
(GROWLS)
(BLANKO CHUCKLES)
Cool shoes.
Uh...
Ready?
(HORN BLARES)
I got it, I got it, I got it.
I got the ball. I got the ball.
Yipe!
Ooh.
Way to go, boys. Did you see
the moves on that one?
BANG: Come on, show me something.
Come on, show me something.
-Whoops. -The duck.
BUPKUS: Yeah, beat up on the duck.
Oh, my.
She was wide open.
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
NAWT: Watch it, coming your way.
Watch out, watch out.
BANG: Get him.
How did he do that?
-Nice shot, Mr. J. -Hey, hey. Get back on defense.
Way to go!
Air J! Air J!
(BELL RINGING)
MONSTARS: Red light.
-Feed me. Feed me. -Feed you? Feed me.
-Bad old putty tat. -POUND: I'll take that, thank you.
Don't try this at home.
(SINGING)
I wish I was in the land of cott...
You going somewhere?
May I remind you, sir, that physical
violence is patently against the rules.
Yeow! Did you order Original Recipe
or Extra Crispy?
(HORN BLARES)
-Let's go. -Me?
-Oh, boy. I'm ready. I can do this. -The mouse? You picked the mouse?
-I love basketball. I always have. Do you? -Uh-huh.
-You're big. I bet you're good. -Right.
I'm small, but I'll try hard to be good.
-Okay. Yeah. -Really, I will. I always try hard.
My mom says, "Try your best at everything you do..."
CROWD: Oh!
Try to get by me, doll.
"Doll"?
Don't ever call me "doll."
-Nice shot. -Thanks, Bugs.
Hmm?
Where's the defense, boy?
I got you right here.
911.
Piece of pie? Pork chop?
Some sorbet, perhaps?
(YELLS)
Half-time.
(HORN BLARES)
Holy putty tat.
BUPKUS: Yeah, man, we got it
going on. One more half.
POUND: Right, man. We got them.
Moron Mountain, here we come.
We're gonna be slaves.
Come on, guys, keep your head up.
Got a whole other half to play.
(CHATTERING)
(GRUNTING)
It's the boss.
ALL: Hello, Mr. Swackhammer.
All right.
Not bad for the first half,
but we gotta keep this up.
No problem. We stole...
We stole talent from
the best players in the NBA.
From the NBA.
(BLABBERING)
Shut up.
(SNIFFS)
I smell something.
(SNIFFS)
Uh, we have been playing really hard.
-Yeah. -Not you, you idiot.
It's coming from over here.
POUND: That locker.
-Look. -Aah!
-It's the chubby boy. -Ah.
It smells like a spy.
(CHUCKLING)
You guys need a publicist?
I can make you big. Ha, ha.
(WHISTLES)
(HUMMING)
(ALL GASPING)
(MEN CHATTERING)
They got guns!
(EXCLAIMING)
(GASPS)
Man, that is one killer-diller costume!
Hey, dude, can you blow that horn?
Come on. Sit in with us! We're playing Mardi Gras.
(SIGHS)
(EXCLAIMS EXCITEDLY)
We can't miss this!
Little Louis going to finally play with the big boys!
Naveen, you coming?
Oh!
I'll catch up with you later.
Oh, Evangeline. Why can't I just look Tiana in the eye and say,
"I will do whatever it takes
"to make all your dreams come true because...
"Because I love you"?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Cap! You making goo-goo eyes at my girl?
That's it! Put them up! I'm going to make some shoes out of you!
No, Ray! I am not in love with Evangeline.
I am in love with Tiana!
Ooh! I knew it, I knew it, I knew it! You come here, you.
And I can no longer marry Miss Charlotte LaBouff.
You're going to be happy together!
I'll find another way to get Tiana and the others a restaurant.
You're going to have the cutest little tadpoles!
I will get a job. Maybe two. Maybe three.
I can't wait to tell chere!
No, no, no. I must tell her. Alone.
Right. You rascal!
(BELL CLANGING)
TIANA: Where you taking me?
I just wanted to show you a little something
to celebrate our day together as frogs.
(GASPS)
Oh!
All my years no one's ever done anything like this for me.
(LAUGHS)
It is too much, is it not? Thank you, Beaux.
I thought it was a nice touch.
Pretend you did not see that. Please, please, sit down.
What's this?
Ta-da!
You minced.
I did!
You have had quite an influence on me,
which is amazing because I have dated thousands of women and...
No, like two, three, just other women. And anyway, listen.
You could not be more different, you know?
You are practically one of the guys.
No, no, no. You are not a guy. Let me begin again.
I'm not myself tonight. Tiana! Sorry, that was loud.
This is a disaster.
No. It's cute.
(CHUCKLES)
Tiana, I...
(GASPS) There it is!
Your restaurant?
Can't you just picture it? All lit up like the Fourth of July.
Yes. Jazz pouring out of every window!
It should be elegant.
But you got to keep it loose, though. Got to let it swing.
You know a good ukulele player?
Really? You'd let me perform?
I'll talk to the owner. Owner says yes.
(EXCLAIMS)
Folks are going to be coming together from all walks of life
just to get a taste of our food.
Our food?
Huh? Oh, no. My daddy.
We always wanted to open this restaurant.
He died before he could see it happen.
But tomorrow, with your help, our dream is finally coming true.
Tomorrow?
If I don't deliver that money
first thing tomorrow, I lose this place forever.
(SIGHS)
Tiana, I love
the way you light up when you talk about your dream.
A dream that... It is so beautiful, I...
I promise I will do whatever it takes to make it come true.
(BOAT HOOTING)
CAPTAIN: Port of New Orleans,
all ashore!
I'll go round up the boys.
(SIGHS)
Evangeline,
I've always been so sure about what I wanted, but now I...
What do I do?
Please tell me.
(MUFFLED GRUNTING)
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Prince Naveen, darling.
You better hurry up.
Don't want to be late for our Mardi Gras wedding.
Um... Getting dressed! Just a few more minutes, my dearest heart.
Okay, honey lamb. We'll be waiting in the Packard.
Daddy, start the car!
Oh, my heavens, I'm doomed! Ow!
No, Larry! I'm the one who's doomed.
Unless we get that frog's blood in...
(RUMBLING)
(SHADOWS HOWLING)
(GRUNTING)
(EXCLAIMS)
We are back in business, boys!
Get your filthy hands off me! Lawrence!
(CHUCKLING) Oh, now hold still, Your Eminence.
(BOAT HOOTING)
ALL: (CHANTING) Mardi Gras! Mardi Gras!
Ray! Have you seen Naveen?
Look at you. Where the ring at?
What are you talking about?
Well, if Cap didn't say nothing, I ain't going to say nothing
because old Ray's sealed up tight as a drum.
You ain't getting nothing out of me, no!
Guys.
Okay, Cap not going to marry Charlotte, he going to marry you!
Soon as he gets himself kissed and y'all both turn human,
he's going to find a job, get you that restaurant...
I said too much, didn't I?
You said just enough, Ray! Thank you, Evangeline.
(RAY LAUGHS)
(LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING)
He was trying to propose! That's what all that fumbling was about!
And here I thought all he wanted was to marry a rich girl!
(RAY EXCLAIMS)
What are we looking for again?
You just keep your eyes out for the biggest, gaudiest float
with a Disney princess about to kiss herself a...
(GASPS)
A frog.
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here tonight
in this fine celebration to join together
this prince and this young woman in holy matrimony.
Oh, no. This can't be right, darling.
And how you can still be a frog? Mama Odie, she...
(GASPS)
I know what we seen with our eyes,
but if we just go back that way,
we're going to find out your fairy tale come true.
Just because you wish for something doesn't make it true.
It's like my Evangeline always said to me...
Evangeline is nothing but a star, Ray!
A big ball of hot air a million miles from here!
Open your eyes now, before you get hurt.
She just speaking out a broken heart. That's all that is.
Come on, Evangeline.
We're going to show chere the truth!
If any of you objects to the union of these two people,
(CHUCKLING WICKEDLY)
speak now or forever hold your peace.
Me! Me! I object!
REVEREND: Do you, Prince Naveen,
take Charlotte to be your wife?
Cap, what you doing, son?
(SHOUTS)
(GROANS)
REVEREND: ...as you both shall live?
What? I do! Yes, I'm for it.
Do you, Charlotte LaBouff...
Is that you, Cap?
NAVEEN: Ray! Get me out of this box!
I can't hear you! I'm going to get you out this box!
...to keep yourself only unto him, as long as you both shall live?
Oh, I do.
REVEREND: And so, by the power
vested in me by the state of Louisiana,
I now pronounce you frog and...
Prince Naveen!
(GRUNTS ANGRILY)
(CROWD EXCLAIMING)
Goodness gracious! Are you all right?
I just need a moment to compose myself.
CHARLOTTE: Cheese and crackers!
NAVEEN: Lawrence,
why are you doing this?
As payback for all those years of humiliation.
Get your royal rump back on that wedding cake and finish this deal!
What's he doing? Stop him!
LAWRENCE: Give it to me!
I've got it! It got me, too.
Let go of that!
Stay out of sight!
(GRUNTING)
Come on. Come on.
(WHISTLING)
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
Guys?
Hey, why did you stop?
(LOUIS ROARING)
MAN: He's a real gator!
(RAY SHOUTING IN FRENCH)
Ray?
This proves what we saw
ain't what we thought we saw!
-What is this? -It's a voodoo hayacall.
The Shadow Man,
he been using it for the...
(EXCLAIMS)
You can't let Shadow Man get this,
no matter what!
Now run, girl! Run!
Don't make me light my butt!
(SHRIEKING)
(EXCLAIMING)
I'm going to get you!
I got a lot more of me! Come here, you!
(LAUGHS TRIUMPHANTLY)
Who's next?
(GROANS)
(SQUISHES)
Ray!
Ray?
-I know we're down. -DAFFY: Yeah. Let's hear the story.
But I've been in this situation
many times before.
We can still win this thing. It's not
over with. We gotta come together.
We gotta believe in ourselves.
We can win this game.
DAFFY: Yeah, right.
That's gonna help us.
(KNOCKING)
(MOANING)
Looks like Stan just had a
close encounter with a bug-zapper.
Monstars. The Monstars.
-DAFFY: Ooh. That's gotta hurt. -You all right, Stan?
The Monst...
The Monstars stole the talent
from the NBA players.
(ALL GASP)
(ALL GROAN)
So that's what happened to those guys.
I think we should qui... Forfeit.
-ALL: Yeah. -I didn't get dragged down here...
...just to get my butt whipped by
a bunch of ugly Monstars.
I ain't going out like that.
We're letting them push us around.
(BUGS HUMMING)
We gotta fight them back.
We gotta take it to them.
We gotta get right in their faces.
What do you say?
Are you with me or not?
(SNORING)
Finished? Great speech and all, doc.
You had them riveted.
-But, uh, didn't you forget something? -What?
Your secret stuff.
(GULPING)
Wow.
Whoa, nice deltoids.
Play along.
Uh, stop hogging it, Mike.
We're your teammates.
Secret stuff?
-DAFFY: Secret stuff? -You wouldn't hold out on us, would you?
No, I mean, I didn't think you
guys really needed it.
I mean, you're so tough.
You're competitive.
We're also chicken, son. We need it bad.
Hey.
-Uh, I'd like some of that. -LOLA: Could I have a sip, please?
You know, this goes against everything
they taught me in health class.
Do you want to win or not?
Bottoms up.
-Yummy. -All right.
How about we go out and kick
some alien butt, huh? Let's go.
-How about it? Ready? -TUNES: Yeah!
(GROWLING)
BUGS: Coming through.
Bugs.
Special delivery.
(CROWD CHEERS)
Boo!
Eh, nice kaboom, Wile E.
Let's teach them a lesson.
Nice butt.
PORKY: Going up. POUND: You're mine, fool.
Slammy.
Hello. A little surprise for you,
my friends.
(CHUCKLES)
Two points.
Ooh. This will be good.
(LAUGHING)
(GROWLS)
(YELLS)
-Okay, birdie. -Uh-oh.
(YELLS)
-Yes! -Time out!
(HORN BLARES)
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
Shut up, you little bug.
Get away from me. Powwow.
All right. We're right back in this game.
Come on, now. Let's play tough defense.
(GASPS)
Back off, or I'm going to break this thing into a million pieces!
(MOANS)
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
Naveen?
Now, isn't this a whole lot better
than hopping around the bayou for the rest of your life?
Shadow Man.
(CHUCKLES)
Got to hand it to you, Tiana.
When you dream, you dream big.
Just look at this place.
Going to be the crown jewel of the Crescent City!
And all you got to do to make this a reality
is hand over that little old talisman of mine.
No. This is not right.
Come on now, darling. Think of everything you've sacrificed.
Girl, all you ever do is work.
I told you she wouldn't come.
Think of all those naysayers who doubted you.
You ain't never going to get enough for the down payment.
...little woman of your background,
you're better off where you're at.
And don't forget your poor daddy.
-Now that was one hard-working man. -MAN: See you in the morning, James.
DR. FACILIER: Double,
sometime triple shifts.
(BONES CRACKING)
Never letting on how bone tired and beat down he really was.
-TIANA: Daddy! -Hey, babycakes!
DR. FACILIER:
Shame all that hard work
didn't amount to much more than a busted-up old gumbo pot
and a dream that never got off the back porch.
But you?
You can give your poor daddy everything he ever wanted.
Come on, Tiana. You're almost there.
My daddy never did get what he wanted.
(ALL LAUGHING)
But he had what he needed.
He had love. He never lost sight of what was really important.
Easy with that. Careful.
And neither will I!
(CHUCKLES)
(LAUGHS MALICIOUSLY)
(TIANA GROANS)
Y'all should have taken my deal.
Now you're going to spend the rest of your life
being a slimy, little frog.
I've got news for you, Shadow Man. It's not slime. It's mucus!
(GASPS)
No! No!
How am I ever going to pay back my debt?
(VOODOO MASKS VOCALIZING)
Friends.
MASKS: ♪ Are you ready?
No! I'm not ready at all!
In fact, I got lots more plans.
♪ Are you ready?
This is just a minor setback in a major operation.
(SCREAMS)
As soon as I whip up another spell, we'll be back in business!
I still got that froggy prince locked away!
I just need a little more time.
No, please!
(EXCLAIMING)
Just a little more time!
I promise I'll pay y'all back! I promise!
(SCREAMING)
♪ Hush ♪
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
Why didn't you get this guy?
-POUND: He's a baseball player. -Yeah, boss, a baseball player.
Looks like a basketball player to me.
Yeah, me too.
-He's the one I want for Moron Mountain. -Hey.
Are you talking to me?
Yeah, I'm talking to you. You want a
piece of me? Come and get it.
(CHUCKLES)
BLANKO: Uh-oh.
What did you have in mind?
How about we
raise the stakes a little bit?
Hmm.
Interesting.
If we win, you give the
NBA players their talent back.
But what if we win?
-If you win? -Uh-huh.
You get me.
Good deal, boss.
Doc, you think that's a good ide...?
SWACKHAMMER:
You'll be our star attraction.
You'll sign autographs all day long.
And play one-on-one
with the paying customers.
(LAUGHS)
And you'll always lose.
Do we have a deal?
Deal.
NAWT: All right.
(CROWD MURMURING)
I don't think you
should have done that, doc.
I have faith in my team.
Crush them.
POUND: Feeding time, boys.
(BABBLES THEN YELLS)
POUND: Goodbye.
(MICHAEL GRUNTS)
Fore.
(YELLS)
But, Mommy,
I don't want to go to school today.
I want to stay home
and bake cookies with you.
(POUND CHUCKLES)
-LOLA: I'm open, I'm open. -Lola, Lola, heads up.
LOLA: Oh! POUND: Belly flop.
(GASPS)
LOLA: Oh, my. Bugs!
-Bugs! -Is this your man?
(POUND CHUCKLES)
Are you okay?
Me? Oh, yeah. I'm fine.
Are you okay?
Oh, Bugs. Thank you.
Aw, it was nothing.
That was the nicest thing
anyone's ever done for me.
Time out.
-(WHISTLE BLOWS) -(HORN BLARES)
(GROANING)
PLAYER: I could have been a contender.
The Monstars. The Monstars.
-PLAYER: I could have had a... -Clear!
Okay.
-We need a fifth player. -Hey, coach, listen.
You got any more secret stuff?
I think it's starting to wear off.
It didn't wear off. It was just water.
You guys had the special stuff
inside of you all along.
Yeah, yeah, I knew that.
But listen, you got any more?
PORKY: Yeah, uh, can I have some too? LOLA: I'll take some.
-Stan? -Me?
You're in at center.
Just guard the big guy, okay?
Guard him? Guard him? I'll smother him.
I'll be all over him like a cheap suit.
I'll be on him like stink on rice.
I tell you, he's going down.
Michael, over here. Over here.
Over here, I'm open.
Yes!
Ha, ha. Nice sho...!
BANG: Big man pancake.
ALL: Ooh.
(SIREN WAILING)
Let's get him out of here.
Pixie dust?
Oh, my.
(CROWD CLAPPING)
How'd he do that?
Aw, anybody could do that, doc.
Even you.
Watch this.
No sweat. This is Looney Tune Land.
Ten seconds to go?
Thanks for telling me, doc.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news,
Your Airness...
...but if you don't find a fifth player,
your team will forfeit the game.
-Forfeit? -Precisely, Sir Altitude.
No way. We'll find someone.
(HUMS FANFARE)
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I didn't know
Dan Aykroyd was in this picture.
Hey.
Perhaps I could be of some assistance.
That's our fifth guy.
Thanks, Bill. Now you get to
live your dream. Let's go.
-All right. -All right.
-We need to score two points... -Here's how I see it.
-Duck. -Yes.
-Kick it to the bunny down in the post. -LOLA: Yeah?
-You dish it back to the guy bunny. -Got it.
-You swing it to Mike. You go to the hole. -Bill.
-And dominate. -We're on defense.
-Oh, yeah. -Whoa. I don't play defense.
-Typical. -Gonna have to listen to Mike on this.
Okay. Somebody steal the ball, get it to
me and I'll score before the time runs out.
Don't lose that confidence. Okay.
-Paws and wings in here. Okay. -ALL: Yes!
(CHEERING)
This is why I was born.
I thrive on pressure.
-Excuse me, uh, sorry. -Yo, yo, easy on the trousers, Daf. Easy.
Pardon me. Mr. Murray,
something's really been bugging me.
-Yeah? -Just how did you get here anyway?
Producer's a friend of mine. Just had
a teamster come and drop me off.
Uh-huh.
Well, that's how it goes.
Hey, you see this, uh, kind
of chunky fellow over here?
(POUND CHUCKLES)
Uh-huh.
(WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY)
-Oh. Oh, that's good. Oh, yes. -Let's do it. You the duck.
Now, let's all play fair. Here.
Yo, spaceman.
Don't choke now. Come on.
It's gut-check time.
BILL: This must be mine. Woo-hoo!
This belongs to me.
I'm going this way. I'm going left.
Whoa! Don't ever trust an Earthling.
LOLA: Mike!
POUND: Get the rabbit. Get the girl.
Come on, come on. I'm open.
I'm op...!
-That's mine. -Not today.
BUPKUS: Hey. BLANKO: Bring it on, dude.
BILL: Whoopsie-daisy.
You're mine.
Mike, I'm open!
Never mind.
(GROWLING)
(HORN BLARES)
(CHEERING)
(YELLS)
(LAUGHING)
The Tunes win!
That was a nice pass, man.
That was a great stretch
for the basket too.
You know, you really got some skills.
You might be able to play in the NBA.
Thanks, Mike. I'll probably
quote you on that.
But I'm gonna take this opportunity
to retire from the game.
-No, come on. -No.
No, I'm gonna retire right now.
That's all there is to it.
I'm gonna go out on top,
undefeated and untied.
That's the way it's gonna be.
-You go celebrate with your team. -Come help us, man.
I'd like to, but I have to ice down my
knees right away, okay?
They're starting to go.
-All right. Goodbye, man. -All right, see you.
-Are you sure? -Yes. Definitely sure. Definitely.
-Losers. -MONSTARS: Sorry.
-Choke artists. -Sorry again.
Wait till I get you
back on Moron Mountain.
(YELLS)
All right. The party's over.
Get in the spaceship.
Why do you take it from this guy?
Because he's bigger.
He's bigger?
Than we used to be.
What are you doing?
-Wait. What are you doing? Wait. -POUND: Come here.
(MONSTARS LAUGHING)
(YELLS)
Had it in you all the time, didn't you?
One thing, though.
Pass me the ball, Bugs.
You gotta give my friends
their talent back.
Do we have to?
Yeah, it's part of the deal. Touch the ball.
Oh, okay.
-BLANKO: Fair is fair. -There you go. Touch it.
That was so much fun.
I feel so insignificant.
My clothes don't fit.
-What a trip. -Ha, ha. I'm up for another one.
Can we ask you a favor, Mr. Bunny?
We don't want to
go back to Moron Mountain.
-We hate it up there. -It stinks.
Um, I was thinking,
could we stay here with you?
ALL: Please.
Oh, brother.
Eh, I don't know
if you guys are looney enough.
Looney enough?
(HUMMING "LOONEY TUNES" THEME)
Michael, do you know what time it is?
Seven-fift... Seven-fift... Quarter past 7.
Exactly. You've got
a baseball game in five minutes.
Okay. Take this.
-Is it safe? -Yeah, put it in my bag.
Okay. Let's go.
I really enjoyed playing with you guys.
You guys got a lot of, uh...
-A lot of, uh... -TUNES: Yes?
Well, whatever it is, you got a lot of it.
(CHATTERING AND CHUCKLING)
All right. Gotta go.
-Bugs. -Eh, Mike.
-Stay out of trouble. -You know I will.
Come here.
Woo-hoo!
CROWD: (CHANTING)
We want Michael! We want Michael!
The delay is killing us. Where's Michael?
Where is Michael?
Oh, he's not back from his other game.
-What other game? -Shh.
Uh-uh. What other game?
Ladies and gentlemen...
...Michael Jordan.
(CROWD CHEERING)
(BELL TOLLING)
Prince! Prince Naveen!
Your shy and retiring bride-to-be is getting antsy!
(GRUNTS)
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
Hello, darling.
(BOTH SCREAMING)
Miss LaBouff! Please, down here!
Allow me to introduce myself. I am the real Prince Naveen!
(WEAKLY) Of Maldonia.
(GASPS) Did you say "Prince"?
Boys, drag this maggot down to the parish prison.
I'm completely innocent! Now, the Shadow Man bamboozled me!
Goodness gracious. This is so much to absorb.
Let me see if I got this right.
If I kiss you before the stroke,
you and Tiana will turn human again?
And then we're gonna get ourselves married
and live happily ever after, the end!
Yeah, more or less. But remember,
you must give Tiana all the money she requires for her restaurant.
Because Tiana,
she is my Evangeline.
CHARLOTTE:
Anything you want, sugar.
Pucker up, buttercup.
-TIANA: Wait! -Tiana?
Tiana?
Don't do this.
I have to do this. And we are running out of time.
I won't let you!
It's the only way to get you your dream!
My dream?
My dream wouldn't be complete
without you in it.
I love you, Naveen.
Warts and all?
Warts and all.
(SNIFFLES)
All my life, I read about true love in fairy tales
and, Tia, you found it!
I'll kiss him. For you, honey.
No marriage required.
(BELL TOLLING)
Oh, my word! Maybe that old clock's a little fast!
(CHARLOTTE GROANS)
Huh?
I'm so sorry.
LOUIS: Tiana! Naveen!
(PANTING)
-NAVEEN: Louis, what is it? -Shadow Man done laid poor Ray low.
-Ray. -He's hurting awful bad.
(GASPS)
Hey, chere,
-how come you're still... -We're staying frogs, Ray.
And we're staying together.
Oh!
Very well.
I like that very much.
Evangeline likes that, too.
Guys, we suck.
Yeah, man. My grandmother
plays better than I do.
At least you guys are still tall.
I'm nothing now. Just another short guy.
-You got that right.
-That's the only thing you got right.
-Who's that? -Who's that?
-SHAWN: I don't know. -Been getting your butt kicked?
-MUGGSY: Who's that? -It's Michael Jordan.
-What's up? -Why are you here?
Don't be embarrassed. Just face it.
You guys stink.
-Come on, Mike. Lighten up. -I know.
You want your games back, huh?
What little games you had to begin with.
-It's hard enough as it is, Mike. -Give us a break.
I'm gonna regret this.
Stan, give me the ball.
ALL: Oh.
Look at that.
Looks like something from Star Trek.
Touch it.
No way, Jose.
Pat, you want your talent back?
You don't have any choice. Just touch it.
-I don't know. -Don't touch it.
You're gonna walk around with a bad
game for the rest of your career.
Touch the ball.
Careful, Pat.
We've tried everything else.
Come on, Charles. Touch it.
The rest of you guys. Just touch it.
-What was that? -I liked that, Walt.
Hey, I caught it.
SHAWN:
Look at Muggsy handle the rock.
-LARRY: Handle it, baby. -I can handle that rock again.
LARRY: That's the old Muggs I know.
PATRICK: Yeah, get height now.
It gave me my powers back.
That wasn't bad.
Let me show you something.
-The Round Mound is back. -Want to see something?
PATRICK: Oh, man. That felt good.
SHAWN: I got it. MUGGSY: You got it. Yeah, baby.
Hey, Mike. Why don't you stay,
play some three-on-three with us?
No, I don't think so.
You gonna work on that baseball swing?
Leave the baseball player alone.
He doesn't play basketball anymore.
He probably doesn't
even have it anymore, guys.
Mike, do you hear them?
They don't think you can play
the game anymore.
There's only one way to find out.
(ALL CHEERING)
Hey, Cheese.
"Be proud of your talent." What talent?
I couldn't even get
these silly things to work.
Lost things.
That's it!
Attention, everyone!
I'm afraid I have distressing news.
There is no way spring
can come on time.
Months of work was lost,
and it will take us months
to restore it all.
So when the Everblossom
opens tomorrow,
I'm afraid we will not be going
to the mainland for spring.
(ALL MURMURING)
Wait! I know how we can fix everything!
Tinker Bell?
Tinker Bell, I don't think this is…
Just hear me out. Please.
How long does it take you
to paint a ladybug?
I don't know. 10, 15 minutes, I guess.
(WHIMPERS)
See? We can build more.
I can show you how.
Making paint, gathering seeds,
we can do it all in no time.
We have to at least try!
Wait a…
Are we really gonna listen to her?
She's the reason we're in this mess
in the first place!
But I can fix it.
Yippee! Tinker Bell's going to save us
with her dopey little doohickeys.
-VIDIA: Hide the squirrels! -What is your problem, Vidia?
Why do you think
you're so much better than me?
I am better than you, sweetie.
I didn't ruin spring.
At least now I'm trying to help.
Have you ever helped anyone
besides yourself?
Well, I tried to help you!
Maybe I should have told you
to capture the hawk
instead of the thistles!
(ALL GASPING)
Perhaps Tinker Bell was not
the only one responsible.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
It seems to me that
your fast-flying talent is well-suited
to chasing down each and every one
of the thistles.
Yes. And I expect them all
to be returned to Needlepoint Meadow
as soon as possible.
But that could take forever!
Then I suggest you get started.
Now, Tinker Bell,
are you sure you can do this?
Because I'm a tinker. It's who I am.
And tinkers fix things.
But I can't do it alone.
BOTH: Command us, Miss Bell.
-I'll help. -Show us how, Tink!
-I'll help you. -Me, too!
Okay, gather up all the twigs you can,
all different sizes, and tree sap.
We need lots of that.
But most importantly,
we need to find lost things.
Okay, what have you got?
-How about this? -Will this do?
Can you use this fuzzy thing,
Miss Bell?
-Oh, yeah! -BOBBLE: It's not fuzzy.
-CLANK: Yes, it is. -No, it isn't.
Twig.
Hammer.
Magnification, please. Thank you.
And that's how you do it!
Now, what do you suppose the…
(BLOWS MELODY)
You smell funny.
I saw it first. -I bumped into it.
TINKER BELL: Just tie this off here.
So, you just squeeze this,
then let it go, and…
See? Simple!
Now, just put the berries in,
and we'll have plenty of paint
in no time!
Six, seven and eight.
(ALL CHEERING)
You did it, Tinker Bell.
You saved spring.
We all did it.
Queen Clarion? Can't Tink
come with us to the mainland?
Yeah, she's done so much
for everyone.
No, no, you guys, really.
I don't need to go.
Buttercup, it's what you wanted.
It's okay. My work is here.
And I still have so much to do. I gotta…
FAIRY MARY: Not here, you don't!
Well… But I don't…
Surprise, Miss Bell.
We found your tiny dancer!
Actually, I ran across this myself
many seasons ago.
I didn't have a clue what it was
or how to fix it.
But you did, Tinker Bell.
You are quite a rare talent indeed.
And I'd imagine there's a little girl
out there who's missing this.
What do you mean? How…
I think that perhaps
a certain tinker fairy
might have a job to do after all,
on the mainland.
You mean, I…
IRIDESSA: I knew you'd get to go! FAWN: Oh, Tink!
-We can help, Miss Bell. -We can help. I'm strong.
I'm so happy for you.
Come on. We gotta go line up.
Thank you, Your Highness.
But how will I find who it belongs to?
You'll know. Now go!
Good heavens.
Thank you.
Tink. Hey,
something to help you on the mainland.
Terence, that's so sweet.
Good luck, Tink.
To the air, fairies! To the air!
The mainland awaits!
NARRATOR: ♪ Come away with me now to the sky
♪ Up over the hills and the sea
♪ Far beyond where our memories lie
♪ To a place where I'm free to be me
♪ Oh gather ye now one and all
♪ No matter what all ye may do
♪ Let the stars fill your soul when the moon cradles all
♪ So to yourself be true
♪ The blanket of snow is all gone
♪ Each flower waits for the sun
♪ And the whispering tears of the rain
♪ Holds promise for everyone
♪ Then come away with me friends
♪ No matter where you call your home
♪ With a light in our hearts We will never part
Fairies to the north!
Fairies to the south!
To the east and west!
♪ Deep in the forest we go
♪ The creatures are all fast asleep
Wake up, sleepyheads!
Come on! There you go. Good squirrel.
♪ With a kiss and a wink we will waken our souls
♪ While always their safety we'll keep
♪ And then, then we'll dance through the night
♪ Till the sunbeams sparkle at dawn
♪ And away we will go Like last winter's snow
♪ Soon our work will be done
♪ Oh gather ye now one and all
♪ No matter what all ye may do
♪ Let the stars fill your soul when the moon cradles all
♪ So to yourself be true
♪ Oh gather ye now one and all
♪ No matter what all ye may do
♪ Let the stars fill your soul when the moon cradles all
♪ So to yourself be true
(WHISTLES)
♪ So to yourself be true ♪
(MELODY PLAYING)
(GIGGLING)
Mummy! Guess what, guess what!
MRS. DARLING: Yes, Wendy.
What is it, darling?
NARRATOR: A fairy's work is
much more than,
at first, it might appear.
You did it!
Suppose your broken clock ticks,
though it hasn't in a year.
(CHIMING)
Perchance you find a toy you lost,
or jingling bells you hear.
It all means that
one very special fairy might be near.
And so by the power vested in me,
(CHUCKLES)
I now pronounce y'all frog and wife.
Get to it, Hop-along! Give your lovely bride some sugar!
BUTTERFLY: Congratulations.
(CHUCKLING IN DELIGHT)
This going to be good!
Like I told y'all, kissing a princess breaks the spell.
Once you became my wife, that made you...
A princess. You just kissed yourself a princess.
And I'm about to do it again.
(ALL CHEERING)
(EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY)
(DOWN IN NEW ORLEANS (FINALE) PLAYING)
(GROWLING)
♪ In the south land, there's a city
♪ Way down on the river
♪ Where the women are very pretty And all the men deliver
♪ They got music, it's always playing
♪ Start in the daytime Go all through the night
♪ And when you hear that music playing
♪ Hear what I'm saying make you feel all right
Who would have thought the prince would've had a younger brother!
How old did you say you were?
I'm six and a half.
Well, I've waited this long.
(LAUGHING)
♪ Grab somebody, come on down
♪ Bring your paintbrush We're painting the town
♪ There's some sweetness going around
♪ Dreams do come true
♪ In New Orleans ♪
ANNOUNCER:
The Chicago Bulls welcome back...
...Michael Jordan!
What's the matter, Bill?
Larry, that could have been me.
Will you get off that kick? It's over.
It's done with. You can't play.
Okay.
Let's go, Bulls.
Well, that's all, folks.
That's my line.
Step aside, babe. Let a star do this.
That's all...
NERDLUCKS: That's all, folks.
Can I go home now?
(FLY TO YOUR HEART PLAYING)
WOMAN: ♪ Watch all the flowers dance with the wind
♪ Listen to snowflakes whisper your name
♪ Feel all the wonder lifting your dreams
♪ You can fly
♪ Fly to who you are
♪ Climb upon your star
♪ You believe you'll find your wings
♪ Fly to your heart
♪ Touch every rainbow painting the sky
♪ Look at the magic glide through your life
♪ A sprinkle of pixie dust circles the night
♪ You can fly
♪ Fly to who you are
♪ Climb upon your star
♪ When you believe you'll find your wings
♪ You can fly
♪ To your heart
♪ Rise to the heights of all you can be
♪ Soar on the hope of marvelous things
♪ Fly to who you are
♪ Climb upon your star
♪ When you believe you'll find your wings ♪
(NEVER KNEW I NEEDED PLAYING)
♪ For the way you changed my plans
♪ For being the perfect distraction
♪ For the way you took the idea that I had
♪ Of everything that I wanted to have
♪ And made me see there was something missing
♪ Oh, yeah
♪ For the ending of my first begin
♪ And for the rare and unexpected friend
♪ For the way you're something that I'd never choose
♪ But at the same time something I don't wanna lose
♪ And never wanna be without ever again
♪ You're the best thing I never knew I needed
♪ So when you were here
♪ I had no idea
♪ You're the best thing I never knew I needed
♪ So now it's so clear
♪ I need you here, always
♪ My accidental happily ever after
♪ The way you smile and how you comfort me
♪ With your laughter
♪ I must admit you were not a part of my book
♪ But now if you open it up and take a look
♪ You're the beginning and the end of every chapter
♪ You're the best thing I never knew I needed
♪ So when you were here
♪ I had no idea
♪ You're the best thing I never knew I needed
♪ That I needed
♪ So now it's so clear
♪ I need you here, always
♪ Who knew that I could be
♪ Who knew that I could be
♪ So unexpectedly
♪ So unexpectedly
♪ Undeniably happy
♪ With you right here, right here next to me
♪ 'Cause you're the best thing I never knew I needed
♪ Said I needed
♪ When you were here
♪ I had no idea
♪ You're the best thing I never knew I needed
♪ So now it's so clear
♪ I need you here, always
♪ Now it's so clear
♪ I need you here always ♪